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39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5832 [Nickname] #NAME? [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story] | went to this fest 2345677654 frosh there drank 8 lokos before. woke up in a closest of an abandoned building the fire marshall found me before tehy took down the building i was wrecked but legit almost wrecking ball wrecked LOKO FOR LYFE | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5831 [Nickname] AaronS [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | my girlfriend dumped me because her friends peer pressured her till she did and that was today so i downed a fourloko i had haha and that was today shit i alreayd said that uhm well im a heavyweight with hard liquor and the ONEW i had fucked me up i burped and threw up a little and then i was spinning idk idr hahaha im fucked up right now | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5830 [Nickname] Javier [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | I went 8Crazy the other night (2 FourLokos in about an hour). I drank the first at my bros place, then hammered an Old Style with my buddy. Then we went to this dudes party. I drank the second Loko there. By the time I was finished with it, I was browned out pretty good. I crumpled the can with my fist, and deposited it in a lamp. I hung around for a little while after that, don't really know what I was doing. I started getting really hot as the party started getting crowded. I looked around, saw no talent in the crowd, and decided to leave. I announced this to the group I was talking with, then as I turned around to start my way through the crowd to the door, someone pushed me, sending me drunkenly stumbling through the crowd, pushing trollops left and right. Effective, but probably pissed some people off. I exit the house, and decided to go to my buddies house. I did my best Vince McMahon strut the whole way there. I got there, burst in through the front door, but no one was there, but I heard people upstairs, so up I went. This is about the time I blacked out completely. I don't remember who all was up there, except this one chick that lives there. I know she said that she was going to bed, and I probably tried to convince her to bang me instead. Anyway, I don't remember leaving there, but I ended up back at my bros place where I started the night. I passed out in a massive recliner. At some point someone put a blanket over me and stuffed a jacket under my head. I think my response was, "I don't want it." Only slurred all drunkenly. Then I woke up, the sun had risen, and it was 7:30am. I stood up, pissed, then felt like taking a dump. So I went to take off my jacket so I could shit, and realized I had to puke instead. Did one of those 'hold the puke in your mouth until you get to the toilet' moments, then puked a decent amount. Then I went and washed my mouth, put my jacket back on, and drove home. Slept until about 1:30pm, felt like a train wreck the whole day, and had explosive diarrhea that night. Needless to say, I can't wait to go 8Crazy again. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5829 [Nickname] FaithNj [Loko] 30 [Not Loko] 21 [6] Show [Story] | My bf got 4 and gave one to my friend. We were gonna share the extra. I ended up downing two plus half of my bfs. We were at my friends house and apparently I pulled out the sink, then took a piss in her shower. My bf and I got a ride to stores by my house. I kept running into garbage cans and going into stores just to yell at whoever I wanted too. As I was stumbling walking I blacked out 4 times so my bf had to carry me fireman style, it looked like he was carrying a dead body lol. He got a hotel room to calm me down and fix myself. When we got to the hotel room I took him helping me out to abusing me so I started hitting the shit outta him and throwing whatever I grabbed at him. I then fell and slammed my head in the bathroom tile, started bleeding. Then walked out and fell and broke this stand thing, then busted my lip on the corner of a desk. Then came home, with my pants on inside out, my bra around my neck, my belt hanging off my pants, my vagina hanging out. I threw up on all my bfs clothes, then jumped out my window to sleep next to him. Yeah that's it. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5828 [Nickname] jacky [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | so it was Halloween and me and my friends went to Pacha on our way there we started drinkin four loko i got so fucked up that they didnt let me in because they thought i was high lol i spent so much money on my costume for no reason.. my friends were so mad at me cuz none of us got in because of me =P | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5827 [Nickname] BlakeDip [Loko] 117 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story] | I had a birthday party....I bought 2 cases of fourloko. Bad desicion to start. I made my birthday toast and quicky downed my first loko in the first 5 minutes. I then proceeded to have my friend funnel my second one to me. Around halfway through my third it gets fuzzy so this goes on stories I heard. About 10 more people showed up with more alcohol and I downed 4 bears and finished my 3rd loko. I cracked my 4th and snorted 2 lines of something, I don't remember what. My next memory brings me to my refrigorator taking my 5th loko out putting it on the counter as I proceeded to fall on my kitchen floor and putting the loko case under my head because I was in my puke. After I got up my friend told me he fed me my 5th loko because I insisted he do so. My friend Nicole then found me in my brothers room completley naked in my room in my puke. She wiped me down and called up my friend dave to care for me. When everyone was helping me into the shower I constintly apologized to everyone for my small penis and then saying fuck you to everyone for laughing. I was put in the shower and my friends told me to hold on to the bar and pretend I was on my dirt bike so i didn't drown. I made braap sounds until I apparently kicked over a bottle and told everyone I hit a rock and I was going to die. They told me I was okay and too keep going to florida so i did. I then remember my friend on his knees attempting to put my boxers on as his face was right by my penis I laughed and said im going to pee on you. He hit me in the stomach. I then woke up at his house and had no recollection of how I got there none the less what had happened the night before. this is my story. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5826 [Nickname] nevermore692 [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | I was partying and drinking plenty of beer, rum, and other mixed drinks. I also smoked alot of herb... and finally i drank a four loko. I was having sex with this awesome guy and about 40 seconds into it, i started puking and spent the rest of my night, not moving with my face in the trash can. Damn you four loko.... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5825 [Nickname] Canadian Bacon [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | This one time I drank 3 Four Lokos in about an hour and then went to the bar. Kept drinking rum and cokes at the bar all night, picked up, and got some. Not sound that Loko, i guess its cause i'm not a dumb fucking american who can't drink, theres a reason they're banning this stuff in the US, you guys can't handle your liquor | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5823 [Nickname] Mike [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story] | One very windy day in the fall me and a buddy of mine had just got our paychecks and decided to pick up some bud and four lokos. we got 2 lokos each and a pack of swishers from the liquor store and decided to walk around our town. we stopped at a strip mall and rolled the 1st blunt then sparked it and walked to the park.. the wind began to pick up even more so we had to find shelter. we ended up going to a park by my friends house and sat in a plastic tube, trying to get wind protection as we were rolling our 2nd blunt. after we got it rolled we cracked our lokos and sat in the tube for about a hour. later on that week we found out that the climate was so low and the wind was blowing so strong it was the same as a hurricane. we live in MN. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5822 [Nickname] pancho loko [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | i drank half a 4loko and 10min. later i felt like i can tlk to the hottest gurl! i was soooo horny i pulled out my chode and started wacking my frends with it! now they make fun of my small chode and wen i pissed i pissed brown! for like 2hours! and the3 worst part is that i didnt get laid! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5821 [Nickname] NeverG [Loko] 24 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | Drank some four lokos don't remember last i thought was my third one but dont remember were I fell asleep woke up in the middle of the night to take a piss its pitch black at one point i thought i went blind but eventualy saw a red light on top of a corner so could not find the bathroom or the door pissed in the corner woke up later to find out it's a furniture store that I apearantl went in while it was still open fell asleep didn't trip the alarm the whole night when I got up it was opening time I got out went home no one knew a damn thing about me last night the last thing I remember is watching tv in the afternoon with a fridge full of lokos and shunging them as fast as I could for pay back on my room mate for lokos the best never got a better sleep than with four loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5820 [Nickname] eme238 [Loko] 23 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story] | when loko was getting taken off the market i freaked out and bought 4 cases. me and 2 of my friends drank one case that right. i woke up to my panties on my head,a trash can infront of my face. when i asked what happened i was told i made out with my best friend(both of us are girls) and after having sex with my boyfriend i yelled at him and told him he " shook it up" and i needed a trash can and when he came back the panties were on my head. god im going to miss loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5819 [Nickname] paul [Loko] 66 [Not Loko] 23 [6] Show [Story] | last night i drank 4 four lokos, the next morning i have 3 pornvideos on internet | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5818 [Nickname] jaytee [Loko] 27 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | i drakn 2 four lokos last night and then i accidentally ate my hamster thanks a lot 4 loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5817 [Nickname] blazinmike [Loko] 49 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | NO WAY U REMEMBER ANYTHING WHEN UR LOKED | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5816 [Nickname] LuisR [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | One night I drank 3 looks and about 5 beers then I fought my bestfriend then walked a mile back to my house face planting in the street multiple times | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5815 [Nickname] rice [Loko] 34 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | One night four months ago I drank a Four Loko along with some beers. When I woke up the next morning I had a humongous black eye and no recollection of what happened. It was so bad that when I saw my doctor that afternoon he sent me to the ER for a CT scan to check for eye and brain damage! I still have no idea what happened that night. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5813 [Nickname] P21911 [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | So i funneled 3 lokos and headed downtown and blacked out shortly after arriving there..the next thing i remember i was sittin on a homeless mans "bed" on a back porch of a house in the ghetto smoking meth with a homeless guy..i then went on to withdraw $300 from my bank account and gave it to this homeless guy..he then some how convinced me to go get a motel room where i sat for who knows how long before asking myself why the fuck am i here and getting up and starting to wander..i got lost in the ghetto miles away from my dorm for hours broke my phone but somehow made it back to my room at 7 in the morning with an empty wallet and no dignity. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 5812 [Nickname] Catherine [Loko] 33 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | I have never fought anyone in my life. Two four lokos later, I beat the shit out of my best friend's boyfriend. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2454 [Nickname] that guy [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story] | enjoyed a savory four loko, copped some dome, watched leave it to beaver, stayed awake for the sunrise at which point my friend and i went surfing in 40 degree water. shredded gnar, and when all was said and done, passed out on the beach. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2452 [Nickname] Midwest loko [Loko] 14 [Not Loko] 14 [6] Show [Story] | Visited Missouri state this weekend. So my bro threw a party, so of course it was lokotime. So a few people start showing up, started playing loko pong with lemonade. We won a few games in a row, so I'm one loko and 6 beers deep.Party is Chillin and there's about 60-70 there within an hour, now I'm another 6 beers deep, and I'm on a downhill slope, I then receive 2 hulks piss loko as a present for visiting. I bonged the first with all these college kids watching in awe, and I get up and say "that's how u drink pussies". Then while walkin around with my 3 loko, some chick asks me for a drink, I said" a drink for some dome and u got a deal" when she agreed, I was so shocked that it brought me to soberness long enough to realize she was some nasty black trick, so I denied her the privilege. I then went outside for a speed round on a fifth of captain, that's when I blacked out. When I came to I was mid throwing up off a balcony. My brothe comes ou when Im done and I said "alright 2 things: 1 I'ma clean my mouth out, and then were httin a bowl". So we did just that. Next morning I found out that my brother an his roomate were parked under the balcony, and they had a nice coating of pink vomit and it all froze cuz it was 10 degrees out., idk where the pink came from. And apparently I strained some dudes arm b asking him to pound it too often... Gotta love the memory loss in a can | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2451 [Nickname] Mel Gibson [Loko] 47 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 4 four lokos. Called my wife. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2450 [Nickname] Uncle Jeff [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 15 [6] Show [Story] | I saw it at the Gas station so i had to drank it becus they ranned out of MGD 40's. I got Horny so i went over to Henry's house and told him i was gonna fuck his dog. He got mad and punched me in my face so I went back to my van and got my gun. I went to back to look for him but he was hideing and i didnt see the dog so i jerked off and shot a bunch of holes in his wall. next i went over to my Moms so i could show my Dick to my cusin's lil sister but my gun went off in the road and they called the cops on me cuz i can hear them coming so i went to Walgreen's cuz they cant find me at there. i then got kicked out of teh Walgreen's for yelling about them niggers that shited on the lawn. i got so mad that i was gonna take out my gun again but i forgot where i put it so after that i started pissing in some old bitchs drive way and i told her i was gonna kill her with my gun but i was lieing becus i didnt have the gun. the niggers stole my gun and i never got it back so next time im drinkin 40's insted | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2449 [Nickname] the loko boys [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | me and my mate got 4 lokos each and went to a party it started off alright but 3 and a half cans in we were geting mwi so we deside to get more like 12 cans i think so then we keep drinking till 1am thats wen the blackouts happend my mate stole a car i ended up in a farm with 2 8ths of sinister misister dont now how i got it i was naked and had no idea of wat happend phoned ma mate to come get me he came in a car he cant drive n hit a cow we go drinking till 6am k.o wake up with the police picking ma mate up n saying ur a fucking twat hes out now but fuck me its mental thanks 4L | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2448 [Nickname] Marnie [Loko] 28 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | I had 4 four lokos in the span of 50 minutes. All I remember was walking up in a girls house. I ask her what happen.. Apparently we made out and I ask her to be my girlfriend. She told me we meet at a bar and then i got everyone a round, then took off in my car. The thing is I'M A GIRL, I'M BROKE & I DON'T HAVE A CAR BECAUSE I DON'T DRIVE... I love 4 lokos | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2447 [Nickname] FourJoeKo [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | Played Power hour Century Club (100 minutes) doing a shot of beer every minute. After 100 shots of beer, and my 27th birthday looming at midnight, my friend tells me he has 8 Four Loko's stocked in his fridge at home. The real one's, not this pussy shit without Taurine or caffeine that they make now. Never had one before. I convince him to drive us across town to get one. He will only give me one. Thank God for that. Got back to my place, drank the four loko (cranberry lemonade) in less than five minutes. Fell asleep sitting up, but was completely lucid and aware of my friends around me. Woke up once every 10 minutes to apologize for snoring and giving the explanation that I could hear myself snoring and it was pissing ME off...then finally woke up to go to bed and threw up all over the floor. Left it, forgot about it, and then the dogs ate it. It was a Four Loko kind of evening. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2446 [Nickname] max maqueen [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | i woke up in mexico next to a 60 year old man in make up his cock was in my mouth im now on mexicos most wanted listed fuck knows what happened like | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2445 [Nickname] fuckedupsituation [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 3 four lokos, cheated on my boyfriend of four yeats with my best friend, who's a girl. I woke up to a text saying, "it was hot watching, but you were both very against letting me join, and that just makes you a lesbian. enjoy muff diver." | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2444 [Nickname] The Loko Killer Smh [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story] | I Was At A Party In Clayton County And Me And My Freinds Had Bought Like 20 Four Lokos , By the End Of The Niqht We Was Wasted nd i Dont Remeber Nothing But All i Know Is I Shot My Mom In The Head nd Drowned my Baby Sister.! Now I Am In A Different State With No Family . and For My Friends The Raped 2 18 yr old Females.! FML | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2443 [Nickname] Ariel [Loko] 15 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | I told my roommate i wanted to try four loko after seeing her drunk off her ass. So me,my roommate and her sister started drinking. I finished my first ever four loko and i was pretty drunk. My roommate went to bed early and left her 4 loko out I took it and went for a walk. After i downed her loko sang "Alejandro" repeatedly for over an hour,pissed in a bush,humped a mitsubishi,and Fell asleep in a apartment building hallway very far from my own. My phone had 25 voice memos of me drunk singing,taking about fucking lady gaga,bosnians,and frogs. I was fucked upppp. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2442 [Nickname] penispropreitier [Loko] 30 [Not Loko] 15 [6] Show [Story] | You bunch of fucking liars :) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2441 [Nickname] Dray [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I nearly lost my job at as a nightclub general manager after drinking this! I had no idea what had happened those nights but after seeing this product on the CLOBERT REPORT I did a little googling and now it all makes since! There was a 7eleven across from the club and for a few nights I snuck over and bought a few of these to chug in the car. I was couahgt on tape one night during my first week crying my eyes out to my employees about things that weren't even valid, and had no recollection of anyting! I was cring over things that didn't exists! The owners hired and moved me to this state must to run their establishment and this was entirely against my charater. I thought I had gone insane when I saw the tapes. Even more embarrassing, a following night after drinking a few of these I needed to to use ther restroom terribly bad apparently -- yes #2 -- and I wandered across the street to a water resevoir area that was fenced in and totally crapped right in the middle of it -------- OH MY GOD, thats humiliating for me to type much less do -- but for whatever reason at the time it seemed perfectly normal............This drink is seriously "a new breed of impaired"......... :< | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2440 [Nickname] Sir RZA [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | Well it was my birthday friends and family were at my crib my friend had already warned me not to drink more than 2 but its me i dont listen i always gotta learn the hard way first my homie got messed up falling all over everybody & everything then they told him to sit outside get some air he roams off gets hit by a car gets up with a broken arm like nothings wrong and finally passed out on someones steps like 4 blocks away meanwhile i drank 3 and realized he was gone so i go looking for him i made about 3 blocks walk into someones backyard now i start tripping because i think im locked in then the owner of the house comes out yelling at me so i start yelling at him attacked him but hurt myself he called the cops they came next thing im waking up in a holding cell 2 days later and to make it wors my friends recorded the hole thing so they show it to everybody so if someone warns you not to pass 1 or 2 listen or you might have to keep reliving it like me but one hell of a night | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2439 [Nickname] bossman [Loko] 40 [Not Loko] 22 [6] Show [Story] | Burned down my girlfriend and raped my apartment | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2438 [Nickname] twitter - Neekx0h [Loko] 23 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story] | me and my buddies were heading up to warped tour last summer, we bought abunch of four lokos to spice up this day up. we were poor as shit after we bought the loko's, and i was not hydrated, or drank anything the whole day. for those of you who don't know, warped tour is hot as shit. so we arive to a parking destination, giving the guy the last of our budget to even park. we get out. i have to take a piss, this bum who draws pictures follows us back to the car where we're about to chug some fuckin' loko's, he asks for one, we tell him that they're warm, which they are, we didn't get a cooler, or anything smart. so my dehydrated, hungry self chugs 2 warm loko's. i start feeling good as shit. we get to warped tour. loko vision is on full blast. start asking ugly bitches who looked sexy as fuck where we were, and if this is warped tour. i get tossed around in the pit. start fighting people. made out with some bitch. go lay down in some grass. i have nothing in my system but loko. it starts raining, i'm going in and out of consciousness, playing in mud, throwing up, random people walking up taking pictures with me. i fucked up a tattoo i just got, by putting mud on it. putting mud on my face i have to be carried back to the car, i'm soaking wet, i'm underage btw, rambling song lyrics. the place is swarmed with cops. i'm clearly dying. no cop says shit. get carried a mile and a half back to the car, in the POURING FUCKING RAIN. miss every good band. pass out in the car. wake up at taco bell. eat a taco. i FUCKING love four loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2437 [Nickname] Jiggsy [Loko] 30 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | I had heard the rumors of Four Loko from a good bartending friend of mine...they'd been banned from colleges for causing deaths so my immediate thought was : "I must try this before it is gone forever." I had a date that I was very nervous for, so I decided 2 FourLokos would be a good pre-game---how bad could they be? I am 26 and had attended a drinking college... My date picked me up 1 1/2 in and I can't remember a single thing we said to one another or how i got home, but I came to naked, with him on top of me with my neighbor yelling at me to quiet down...we had been to loud and woke up her kid with our Loko sex- he answered the door in his underwear while I blacked out. I woke up with bloody knees on my living room floor butt naked...he'd also stolen my underwear. I'm on day 3 of recovery and still can't keep food down...oh Four Loko, I think you gave me internal bleeding because thats the only thing WebMD is coming up with! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2436 [Nickname] wtf [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | So after I got done with a date a few of my friends wanted me to come over. So I went over there and my friend had bought 10 four loko's after everyone having one or two we decided to quick leave and go get high. My friend drove up to the walmart parking lot in his old sketchy van with 7 other people around me. After smoking we went back to the house. My friend wasn't feeling well and started freaking out screaming I'm in a black abyss of blood I need to call my mom I need to call my mom!! WTF | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2435 [Nickname] never again [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | I found a FL in my sis fridge and thought it was just like any other beer, I was dead wrong! After downing that and 5 Bud Lights I go out to eat...MY gf goes, man you are drunk, but I didnt feel like it. The next thing I remeber was throwing all the shit in her purse on the highway and her screaming at me....and kicking me out at the police station...never again FL | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2434 [Nickname] lokomadness [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | i had 2 fourlokos for a sweet16 did some cocaine with that shit mann ended up eating a bush and what not threw up on a few people but they didnt say anything if they did i wouldve shoved coke up their nose then i decided to play frogger on the highway by myself some ruined that damn game so i didnt reeally get to play i ended up getting arrested and told the cop to go party iwith me he said no got a 1000 dollar bnaiol.................unforgivable | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2433 [Nickname] CaptainMorgyne [Loko] 58 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | That nickname is definitely going to give me away. Haha. Anyways, I love 4L. Out of the 8 flavors they have, there isn't one that I don't love. In order to find this out, I had to try all of them. One night, me and a couple of my guy friends decided, out of complete boredom, that we were going to try all of the 4L flavors and see what each tasted like mixed with something else. We got a shit ton of them, and it ended up turning into a party. A couple of assholes showed up talking a lot of shit about how much they could drink. I, being completely stubborn and hate loosing, tell them that I can out drink them. It automatically becomes a contest. These 5 guys, verses little ole' me. If I could out drink all five of them, they each owed me a 100 bucks. If they out drank me, I had to send them nudes. The rules were simple; first "team" to puke, lost. I figured this was going to be extremely easy considering I had never puked from alcohol before. About two cans in, 3 of the guys were starting to slur their words and getting a little wobbly. On the third can, they ended up giving up. I was definitely feeling alcohol, but like I said, I'm stubborn, and can't loose. I had to beat these last two guys. Another half a can, one of the two that were still in, couldn't drink anymore, and puked.. Making me the winner. I got super pumped because I had pretty much put these guys in their place. Being 4 cans in now, I keep drinking. After half of the 5th can, everything is a blur. My friend Kyle ends up recording the rest of the night.. Let me tell you, actually watching yourself be a complete and total dumb ass, is the worst ever. I ended up talking a lot of shit about these guys who couldn't beat me. Just being a cocky bitch. The guy that puked, tries to get me to shut up, and I punch him in the face. I then decide to leave, and ask Kyle to drive to Taco Bell. We get there, and my ex girlfriend is in the parking lot. I walk up to her, grab her face, and kiss her. I then proceed to kiss her new boyfriend. Assuming she's in total shock, she nor her new boyfriend, say anything to me. I decide I don't want my food, so we leave and go to Walmart. Why? I don't know. I normally hate Walmart. We go inside and fuck around with stuff. Long story short, we get kicked out for racing the shopping carts. We then go back to the house, and I pass out on the back porch, waking up in the little swinging couch soaking wet due to rain. I had 17 missed calls from my ex girlfriend, and lost my purse. I never got my money either.. Fucked up night. Oh, and Kyle put the video on his tumblr, so everyone who followed him, saw it. -_- | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2432 [Nickname] Crista S. [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | one night i took a few sips of four loko all i remember is waking up in my bed next to as giant plate of tacos. There was spaghetti made in the kitchen and everyone was telling me how crazy i was after i drank it. I was told i had a lesbian experience with a fat black chick. I do remember that and i kinda liked it. Any black chicks out there that wanna hangout? | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2431 [Nickname] Gianc [Loko] 58 [Not Loko] 25 [6] Show [Story] | I went to a party and finished 2 four lokos in an hour. I eventually whipped out my dick and had bitches petting it. I was tripping everywhere. I took a fat hoe to the bathroom and proceeded to get dome. Soon after the head session, I ran into a fence butt ass naked. Thats not even it, I hit my head on a door and was bleeding everywhere. I shouted to my boys D Tanc and Nuchey that I was going to "bleed to death and passed out. I was eventually sharpied all over my face. I woke up at 6 am and found shit in my pants and throw up on the bed... Lokos 4 life!!!!!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2430 [Nickname] split [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | Well after just one at my party, I went outside in shorts and decided to shovel all the snow off my entire front lawn. My lawn is about 100' x 50'. Never will I drink loko again! A week later at the party After 1 I was goone. I was dancing with this girl and the song pretty fly for a white Guy came on. Well I proceeded to attempt the knee swinging move and slipped falling right on the bottom of my chin. Not knowing what happened I lay there then I feel my arm getting dripped on. Weell. I split open my chin, about the size of a dime hole. Amazing I have no broken teeth. Oh and before this all happened I did aboout 146 push ups. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2429 [Nickname] ThAt OnE BiAtCh [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | well me and my friends were bored one day and decided to buy four locoz? we bought 6 of them yea wht a lucky number ha well i chuged mine n chuged anither and another then finished my friendz and after that all i could rember was fallin dwn a hill? and waking up in a hosptail dying? so yea woke up at my house the next day with tht hospital thing on my hand? knowing i coudvke of died from drinking mostly finished all of them but yea got black out drunk tht day haha not best idea bt i still drink them hah four lokoz bitch!!! bye(: | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2428 [Nickname] EmSevs [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 1 1/2 four lokos and made out with Nick Maki. For two hours. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2427 [Nickname] emotional [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | so i downed a loko in less than 10 mins and havent eaten since 4 and it was already 6 and i was starving. so it starts to hit me and it hits me real hard. i fell and hit my foot on the tv stand. i started crying b/c i got afraid of someone. i came out of the bathroom with my pants down. i sat in snow and had to smell and feel everyone before i talked to them. i woke the next day wondering wtf happened. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2426 [Nickname] God [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Well, I showed up at the house I usually hang at, thinking it would be a chill night. Everyone was getting shitty, and we were all going to go to a party at a frat house. I was playing catchup, so I downed my first Four Loko in about twenty minutes. I had another in my car, so I said, "Let's do this." Then I cracked open my second Four Loko and downed it over the next twenty minutes. Needless to say, I was flying high for the whole night. We left to go to the frat house, which is about a mile and a half walk. It was pretty alright. On the way, my buddy and I stopped in his dorm so he could piss. He left me in his room and told me not to touch anything. Apparently, I got his chex mix all over the place, and trashed all the papers on his desk. Whatever. We hung out at the frat house for an hour maybe, time really had no meaning at this point. We left and started to trek back to town. I think we stopped in a campus building to piss, and ran into some dudes that were doing the same. I think we then walked about 3 miles through town going to random places. We stopped at our friends house; no one answered the door so I guess we pissed in their backyard. At some point I face planted on the side walk. I remember it happening in slow motion, which is pretty awesome. Then we got some Dominos. I do not remember paying for it, so I am hoping that I got it for free. We went back to the house we started at, ate our pizza, and then everyone else started getting back, after the cops had apparently shut down the frat party. I started flirting with this chick, and probably would have gotten some, if only she didn't have a boyfriend or had been as trashed as I was. Eventually I started getting tired, and decided to drive home. All in all, I am pretty satisfied that I did not end up in jail. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2425 [Nickname] wonderwonderland [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | So I had a couple Four Lokos for the first time. All my friends said it would fuck me up but I didn't really believe them. I had about fthree our four and thendecided it would be a good idea to go suck cocks, so I basically made a deal that anyone who went out on my friends porch would get their cock sucked. I think I did like ten or twelve cocks. Later me and this Bolivian dude fucked on a park bench and I remember pissing in the street cause I had to squat down to do it. I woke up at this apartment next door with these Filipino dudes and we went to ihop together. I had a grand slam and it FUCKING RULED. Thanks four loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2424 [Nickname] Athus [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I drank my first four loko, and my girlfriend was asleep.. so i decided to start discovering some indie music online, downloading more and moar for my ipod.. until finally I came across a song by Ben Harper, called "Diamonds on the Inside".. but by this time i was well into my 2nd loko.. I had discovered enlightenment.. I am writing this while buzzed by da loko, k thx bai | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2423 [Nickname] new-z [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | I bought a case of loko for my friends, we watch vedio all night in the night of l9 degree weather till morning and bought more. Only drink that match more was 151, in the big sky country in the 80's waking up in the morning snow covered. THE DAYS OF MY YOUTH. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2422 [Nickname] Snod [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | Out of class at 3 pm, one and a half 4 loko later, passed out for the night at 5 pm | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2421 [Nickname] BORED [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | ummm just so ya know, we sit here every day in 4th period and read this. u guys have no life, and apparently we dont ether. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2420 [Nickname] EBBjj [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | me and a few friends decided to get a 12 of four lokos for a party at my boyfriends we each drank three and us being small girls it got us drunk. we ended up kissing every guy there grinding on them. by the end of the night all of us had are bra and underwear on thats it. though all the other guys loved it you can imagine how my boyfriend felt.. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2419 [Nickname] "shit the bed" [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | so one night i drank...well I should say I pounded 2 four loko's in about a half hour because I had to work until 10:30 and my fraternity was mixing with a hot sorority and I wanted to catch up to everyone and see where the night would take me. not only did i make it to the bars i spent $50 that I shouldn't have but i drank 3 long islands on top of that...freaked out on some chick I've been talkin to, cried, and ran home...I remember drinking the first long island ice tea cause I thought it was a good idea and I woke up in the morning smelling something awful..pulled off my comforters and i was laying in a pile of shit on my white sheets...ps shitting myself is one of my worst fears so I was moritified! good thing i didnt bring a chick home cause I'm pretty sure I would have no freidns right now haha....gonna chill out on loko's for a while | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2418 [Nickname] Greg [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | This shit barley gets me buzzed. I'll stick to the blood of the motherland! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2417 [Nickname] Anonymous [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | I had heard about these four lokos so I decided to pick up 6 of them. I gave two to my bud and we shotgunned two of them each. He decided he was going to be the designated driver, so I started sipping on one, and when it was time to leave i poured the remander of the third and the fourth in my camel bak and we went to a party. I proceeded to piss in a mini fridge, a closet, a micro wave. Then I wrote on a bunch of walls in perminant marker. Then I fucked the girl who lived there, and ended up waking up having pissed in her bed and puked all over the place. She told me I said I loved her and wanted to be with her, but it was really just my way of getting in her pants. I pointed out the piss in the microwave and said oh you better clean this up, after that I proceeded to call a cab, and leave because I had no idea what happend to my friend. Turns out he got a DUI on the way to the party and I just bailed on him. Thanks four locos, I didn't like that guy anyway, and I got to be a horrible man being with out regreting anything! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2416 [Nickname] badnight [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | Drank three 4lokos and ended up trying to fight my bestfriend, slamming her head into the wall, having sex with two people while i was on my period, breaking a window, almost got my ass beat, got a ride home at 5am, went home trashed to my parents. Bad experience. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2415 [Nickname] Fernando Gonzolez [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 5 loko's and was FUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKEEEDDD up. Me and a couple friends Pre-gamed before the club, and I seriously DON'T remember anything. Aparently I was flashing EVERYONE my vagina, and I went up to the DJ booth and told the DJ I wasn't wearing any underwear, and grabbed his dick. Classic. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2414 [Nickname] Loko Master [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I sprinted into the nearest 7/11 to grab about 10 lokos. I was on a loko binge and was in desperate need. after i hussled the fucking arab for $1 loko each, i ran like a cockied monster back to my car and sped at 90 mph home to share em with my best buddies. We played some loko flip cup and loko pong, and oh boy let me tell you the more that loko slid down my throat the more hornier i was getting each & every second. i made out with the damn red cup and thought it was this really hot girl that my friend had brought along, and i was so horny i whipped my dick out and stuck it in the can of loko, screaming BLOODY JESUS OF BUNNIES while my penis was being cut into small portions while trying to slip it in, imagined having sex with her but it was only a can, i ended my night with a penis of 1.1 inches LMFAO I FUCKING LOVE LOKO ! IM BUYING MORE OF THIS FUCKING SHIT!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2413 [Nickname] yeahwhatever [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | BF and I have been together for YEARS. We live across the street from each other. Had a bad bad fight that lasted longer than usual (we fight hard and love even harder.) The first night back we had 2 four lokos each (and we drink!) and had sex and sex and sex. Best make-up sex EVAH! I don't think it's ever been that good. Lawd, god! I was most late for work the next day, but I finally made it. And not because of the hangover, because of the sexover. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2412 [Nickname] Bad loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | It waz new years and my boyfriend had been already drinking heavily when he defied a 4loko would be a good idea. By the end of the night I wouldn't have sex w. Him so he broke up w. Me as I was leaving he started to cry.. He woke up the next morning to a pissy girlfriend not knowing why.. Hm damn u loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2411 [Nickname] Jt [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 14 [6] Show [Story] | Me and my dog was drinking four loko than I rolled up three fat purpe jays. After we smoked my dash said " bro I got to piss". So he got up walked to a tree started pissing then I se his pissy ass on the ground. I walked over to him and for show he blacked out. I guss he can't handle the good stuff like I can. Oh and I threw up later that night. Got some good sleep. I'm only 9. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2410 [Nickname] alex urbiha [Loko] 41 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | hmmm where do i start... i drank 3 four lokos and decided to lube my ass with a bottle of ketchup and my mom came home early and decided 2 walk in my room... i think u can guess what happens next ...fml | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2409 [Nickname] Stupid A$$ [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Got off work one tiring Friday evening and decided to buy four cans of 4 loco to relax. Started drinking while some friends went on their way to go shopping with me in the back of the ride. I basically finish all of the cans in a 3 hour setring. Last thing i remember was being tossed out of Safeway for trying to shoplift a 5th of vodka. Cops arrest me and then beat the shit of me for no reason. Im then tossed into jail for 24 hours for some b.s reason which seems like 3 days. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2408 [Nickname] eatshit43 [Loko] 20 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | i was drinking 4 lokos with some of my friends by the time i finished my third i was just getting to a party and i had to take a shit but the line was fucking huge, so i grabbed a root cup and unloaded some mud all up in that bitch, thought it was a good idea to shotgun my 4th and it all went down hill from there, i started blowing coke and motor boating fat girls,, i proceeded to bring the grimiest slam pig back to my room where i stuck my chode in her chocolate fun tunnell | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2407 [Nickname] loko for dat loko [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Well, while they still sold four lokos in texas, I used to host a "four loko fridays" night at my house every Friday. They only thing to drink in that house were obviously four lokos. Well I had about 2 and a half lokos before the "angry" drunk in my came out. Some random kid was bad mouthing my wife right infront of me. Without hesitation, I threw a straight punch right in the guys forehead. Before his head bounced off the door, I was still following through with the punch, so my hand slid from across his head to a steel door. Ended up shattering my 4th metacarpal. Now I have a plate in my hand for the rest of my life. Thanks 4 loko! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2406 [Nickname] loko lunatic [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | drank 2 lokos on a gameday and ended up trading a room full of 10 guys a flashing of my tits for a headband. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2405 [Nickname] josh johnson [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | i drank 3 four locos and then loudly announced to my parents that my girlfriend (jessica) was now asleep. in a lisp voice... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2404 [Nickname] sam jox [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | big bertha | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2403 [Nickname] stacy mac [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | i drank 2 four locos and had sex with brandon jarvinen | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2402 [Nickname] bowlman [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | got three four locos, went to a party. i was trying to impress a girl so i tried to shotgun one, got 3/4 of the way done took a break and finished it. then i chug my second. i pound the final one. then i start drinking a gin bucket and a 12pack of beer. this all takes place in about 2 hours. i pass out on top of the girl im trying to impress. wake up 2 hours later with people running from cops. i get home to a locked door, wake my dad up to let me in and i puke all over him. great night, thanks loko, it was a VERY loco night | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2401 [Nickname] Ocho loco [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Drank a 6 pack of new castle and 2 forlocos then tried to play hockey. Mostly just fell down a lot though. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2400 [Nickname] radio [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | my aunt bought me a loko while on the way from a football game. i had drank a loko before, but i finished this one in like 5 minutes. So i told my aunt uncle nd a friend that i had to take a piss. so we went in the gas station. i was loud and acting crazy with a state trooper siting right in the store! so then on the way back to the crib i started telling all my business. i accidentally told my aunt and unkle i was bi which started alot of drama between my family. I kept messing with my unkle while he was driving and we almost got in a accident.i found out that i was making out with my friend that was in the car.then i had to pee again but they didnt want to take me in the store because of what happened the first time so i ended up peeing on myself right in the car lol. I woke up the next morning with different pants on different underwear and throwup all over my sweatpants. i blacked out though so this was all told to me. and i would do it all again :) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2399 [Nickname] hate the loko [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | you all dont need to drink this you will not knowing what ur doing when ur drunk get a life instead of getting drunk | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2398 [Nickname] verth [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | After blacking out, going to a bar and drinking the rag beer, we threw an afterparty at our place where truth or dare was played, and tits were shook at downtown atlanta traffic until cars honked. at 4am. then there were the 3 orgies that i don't remember either. thanks, four loko, the drug DARE warned you about. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2397 [Nickname] shane [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | I went to a pogues concert with a friend of mine and her dad we drank some 4 loko or joose 1st, i don't remember. some guy in the crowd spilled beer on her the father and i bitched him out enough insisting he give us his tweed jacket in return...i don't remember if we got it. i later got in a fight in the mosh pit ran down the street bought more loko, bit the empty tall can in half to make two shanks also cutting the corners of my mouth. don't really remember anything between entering the pit shanks in hand and the moment i remember drinking shane macgowan's gin whilst he made out with my friend behind the venue. i then proceeded to some party, i dont really remember the rest of the night, but loko leads to tall can shanks. the next morning i was bruised, cut up, fat lipped and sore all over. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2396 [Nickname] BeeBop [Loko] 51 [Not Loko] 22 [6] Show [Story] | After drinking a few 4lokos my roommates were laying on the floor as my boyfriend and I were on the couch watching a movie. Sometime in the middle of the movie the girl roommate sat up, looked down at her boyfriend and threw up all over him!!! His face, chest and arms were covered. He sat up really quickly then threw up on her. Her lap, chest etc. were drenched. All in different colors too. THey looked at each other, hugged and laid back down and went to sleep like that. Ugh. We tiptoed away fast and let them sleep like that. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2395 [Nickname] WTFhappened>?? [Loko] 20 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | My story starts out with me buying five four lokos. I had never drank them before and had no idea that five was so much. I went to a buddys house where i finished all five playing good ole loko pong. After that i drank some beers and what not, then the fun began. I remember nothing for the next five or six hours. I started by looking for a bigger party and found one down the street that was a black fraterntity party. Now, consider I am a white guy who lives in Alabama. I left my friends house telling no one and walked to the party that was a street over. I entered the party by talking shit to them and making fun of their fraternity. My friends who were still across the street at my friends house realized i was gone and went looking for me. They found my dumbass on the front porch of this fraternity surrounded by people whom i kept yelling at and oh yeah i was the ONLY white person there. Needless to say they my friends got me off the porch and forced me to go back to their house. Now, their house is also a street down from the police station and in my drunkin state i took the chance of a lifetime. I took off up the road running wildly toward the cop station waving my arms. A policeman pulled next to me and put me in the copcar. My friends watching from their house now think i am in jail. They were extremly upset and called many people trying to gather money to bail me out. I somehow talked my way out of it by saying that i was a pledge for the dry fraternity on campus and told the cop it was my first time drinking. The dumbass cop buys it and takes me to their fraternity house. I then call my friends who were worried sick about me and tell them to come get me. I then go back to a friends and finally get some sleep. I wake up the next morning remebering absolutely NOTHING that happened, with no memory talking to any cop, going to any party or anything. I lost my cell phone, lost a shoe, 100$ was stolen from me, i somehow had aa differernt shirt on which still can not be figured out where it came from. I felt horrible and went to the doc to findf out i had a concussion and felt so bad i missed homecoming weekend at my college. Needless to say it was one hell of a night | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2394 [Nickname] powernic6 [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | My first time ever drunk smh...... was from the monster in the can. I was at the county fair (I'm a lightweight) and I ended up pissing my pants from less than a can. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2393 [Nickname] Mailbocks [Loko] 54 [Not Loko] 21 [6] Show [Story] | a mailbox hit my car cause of four four lokos | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2392 [Nickname] Ned Pepsee [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | Why do I have car windows in my pocket?! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2391 [Nickname] higgs [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | While in las vegas, i was drinking four loko (its legal there) I made a reckless wager on the saints/falcons football game, and while in the sportsbook watching the game, i became upset that the falcons lost, and screamed racial profanities and got asked to leave.. thanks four loko! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2390 [Nickname] blumpkin [Loko] 38 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | okay let me start this off by saying FOUR LOKO, we have a love and hate relationship.. anyway im a freshman in college and one night i went to one of my friends apartment so i decided ill down 2 four lokos and i thought i could handle it cuz im not a lightweight but man little thing did i know the Four loko really got to me. That night after finishing 2 lokos, my friend and i ordered ribs i ate probably 3 ,good size ribs. later that night i really had to take a shit and to add up with that i was fucked up like no other. so i went to the bathroom and tried taking a shit and guess who popped out from the shower curtain?!? this fat ass chick with like the saggiest tits ever! but to me that night she looked katy perry, while i was taking a shit she went down on her knees and started giving me head, in my state of mind i thought katy perry was giving me head so by the time i finished shitting i just bust on her saggy tits and left her in the bathroom. i went in my friends livingroom and passed out and next morning my friends told me what happened and when i saw what she looked damnn i almost puked my guts out! thanks four loko for giving me a fucked up night! im scarred for life!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2389 [Nickname] exister [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | Halloween morning at 8 am i was pan handeling and i ran into another local on my way to get a wake up beer. He stayed in my spot out front of the beer store and they got a delivery. When the dude came out he asked for a kick down and the dude gave him two cases of loko's grape and fruit punch. So when i returned i was happy to sum it up quick i got hammered like i do everyday and had a loko halloween. Thanx beer delevery man and thanx four loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2388 [Nickname] FoURLoKoPRINCeSS [Loko] 28 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | ok so my night started visiting my brother at his friends to get his mom to buy me four lokos. so i got the lokos and went to a friends. we began by drinking the lokos as fast as possible cus we wanted to get trashed. i drank 1 1/2 and had a few shots of tequila and a cup of something that tasted like a sundae. i dont remember a lot but according to them i "made love" with my ex bf's bff... right in front of my very much sober ex... who i had been trying to convince i still liked. the night was crazy but hey no regrets! viva la lokos!<3 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2387 [Nickname] Go Gators! [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I live in a small to in Florida, but my friends live in gainesville and go to the University of Florida. I decided to visit them one weekend. I bought 2 lokos for the hour drive up. I finished the last one just I turned off the exit. I was in no condition to drive at this point, so I proceeded to my boy coreys apartment right next to all the frat houses. It was a saturday and the gators had one early so there were kegs and bottles and women everywhere! I went with my friends and got 4 more lokos. After the 2nd I found myself smoking pot with the KA House brothers and a girl named Natasha. I blacked out after going into the stadium and shouting " Wheres Tebow!" a million times. I got chased by campus PD after waking up around 3am. I got away by hiding in a 24 hour pizza place. I then realized I had no idea how to get back, but I knew the address. I ordered a pizza for delivery and rode back to my boys place with the pizza boy. I drank the last 2 lokos with the girl natasha I mentioned early and woke up with a fire and ice condom stuck to my ear, a USF jersey on and my face painted blue cuz I have orange hair. After all this I went back home around noon to go to work and was asked to take a random drug screening cuz I work for a power plant in FL. I completely forgot I smoked pot with the KA guys and I lost my job 2 weeks later. GO Gators! Fuck Loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2386 [Nickname] B. Clinton [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | Oh boy got drunk, married Hillary, got some head from my intern in the oval office, now I'm a smooth pimp! Take that Hillary! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2385 [Nickname] jackloko [Loko] 24 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | It was the night of my senior prom, and me and some friends decided to go to my friends house afterwards and have a kickback. I smoked a couple of bowls, and went to his fridge for a beer or something. I ended up taking a watermelon four loko because it looked good, and it was the biggest can in the fridge(i was baked out of my mind). I proceeded to chug 3 of those, afterwards puking my brains out on my friends couch. (all of the following is from friends recollection, cause i don't remember anything.) After 3 lokos, a couple beers, and excessive amounts of weed, i was naked in the street. My friends luckily stopped me before i got too far. It was about 2 AM, and my friends collectively decided to go to this huge graduation rager down the street. I tagged along, not knowing what the hell i was doing. According to them, I took ecstasy, smoked MORE weed, and chugged about another half of a loko before i took off with some random people in their car. I woke up at about 8 pm on the side of the road on a random highway covered in glitter and barf, my pants soaked in urine, and a bag of coke in my ass. I destroyed the coke cause i didnt want to get arrested. I wandered about a mile to the nearest cafe and asked where I was. I was in colorado. I live in Arizona. I had to hitch about 3 rides back and do nasty sexual favors for truck drivers. Thanks four loko. Never again. NEVER AGAIN. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2384 [Nickname] Bentin [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | Never drink three fourlokos and then text people while blow drying your hair. God will shock you for being so straight and then so gay. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2383 [Nickname] my name is ralphie [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | me and my friends went to mcdonalds and attacked people in the bathroom with our penises | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2382 [Nickname] Sheesh. [Loko] 119 [Not Loko] 25 [6] Show [Story] | Woke up naked on my best friend's bed after a Four Loko party. When I asked my incredibly dull sober friend what had happened the night before apparently I got with a chick, ate lots of pieces of cold left over turkey from Christmas dinner and drove a car into a river. I'm a guy, I'm gay,I'm a vegetarian and I can't drive. Four Loko, Eugh. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2381 [Nickname] Spence [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story] | Ok i started stocking up on four lokos becaue of the ban. I bought 8 of them and went to my friends house to play beer pong which quickly turned into loko pong lol. Drank 2 of them and played a few games then starting throwin money on the table about loko pong games. Ended up throwin about 100 bucks on the game. I was yellin at the top of my lungs whenever i hit a shot and pulled my dick out in front a bunch of dudes when the other guy was shooting. I lost then went to give the guy a handshake then sucker punched him and grabbed the money and trashed the crib while i ran out and hopped in my car and left. my girlfriend woke me up while i was passed out in our parkin spot with my pants down, dick exposed and all. she was pissed but fuck it!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2380 [Nickname] trauma613 [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | so one night i only drank one four loko but im a lightweight mothafucka and so i threw up all over in my sleeping bag which i dont know why i had that acted like i didnt do that or remember a thing about the night before and pass out before 1 am. wahts good | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
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