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Hey, Jack, how ya doin'? What took you so long to call, man? I been waitin' ... I'm at Vroman's up in the Fillmore. Yeah, Vroman's... 'Course you don't hang out here; it's for the brothers. | I'll be there in a minute. You don't move your ass, right? |
Thanks for callin' in... and I guess Maybe... Look, I'm sorry I called you Watermellon nigger... those kinds of things. I was just leanin' on ya, doin' my job. | Bein' good at your job don't explain everything, Jack ... |
Bein' good at your job don't explain everything, Jack ... | Yeah. Guess not. |
Yeah, well the only woman of the Indian's we ran into was shacked up with her dyke girlfriend. I guess she went with him before she came outta the Closet ... They both looked mad enough to kill him... | Yeah, too bad. They were real nice lookin' too...In bed together, hardly any clothes one watching TV... |
What if your girl's theory turns out to be bullshit? I mean, they could be in Rio de Janeiro. | I've got to play it rough with them. If they know anything, I'm gonna know it. |
Don't duck the bullet Cates. Why didn't you call in for backup instead of makin' a grandstand play? | I didn't have the time. |
I didn't have the time. | Too bad, it would've covered your ass. Now you're in the shit and so's the department. In case you haven't noticed, this wasn't our finest hour... I told you everyone was watchin' on this one. Maybe you better start thinkin' about writin' tickets off a three wheel bike. |
He's got more brains and more guts in one corner of his asshole than any cop I've worked with. | Just cause you say it with conviction don't mean shit to me... How you gonna take to a pink slip, huh?. |
Somebody steals your gun, you're supposed to file a report. | Are you gonna tell me about police procedure? Do me a favor, don't give me a bunch of crap. |
Are you gonna tell me about police procedure? Do me a favor, don't give me a bunch of crap. | I guess when two cops die on account of your fuck up you want to keep it as quiet as possible... |
You look awful. | So do you...been a long day. |
So do you...been a long day. | Long night, too, from what I heard ... Word's going around that in addition to losing Ganz for the second time, and in addition to Haden busting you back to Patrolman, some jig beat the crap out of you. |
Long night, too, from what I heard ... Word's going around that in addition to losing Ganz for the second time, and in addition to Haden busting you back to Patrolman, some jig beat the crap out of you. | Aw, bullshit, you heard wrong. |
Aw, bullshit, you heard wrong. | Doesn't look like it. |
Doesn't look like it. | Nothing came in for me yet? No calls? |
Nothing came in for me yet? No calls? | Nothing. |
Jesus Christ. Why the hell didn't you tell me before? | I'm not paid to take your personal calls. He was in some bar. .. off duty. |
A cop... | I sure ain't his fairy godmother... now I'm looking for Ganz...where is he? |
I sure ain't his fairy godmother... now I'm looking for Ganz...where is he? | Haven't seen him for years. That's the truth. |
Haven't seen him for years. That's the truth. | You just took a shot at me, asshole. I think you do know where he is. |
You just took a shot at me, asshole. I think you do know where he is. | Who gives a fuck what you think? |
A guy in the bar called me a dumb bitch today. | What'd you do? |
What'd you do? | Irrigated his face with the shot of J and B I'd just poured him. Then I tried to deck the sucker. |
Irrigated his face with the shot of J and B I'd just poured him. Then I tried to deck the sucker. | I guess he got the message... |
I guess he got the message... | Then I sit back and I think, I mean, who's to say I'm not a dumb bitch. I work in a bar, right? I can't read a list of my academic credentials to every booze-hound that comes in the place... You are what you do... |
Then I sit back and I think, I mean, who's to say I'm not a dumb bitch. I work in a bar, right? I can't read a list of my academic credentials to every booze-hound that comes in the place... You are what you do... | Positive self-image problem all over again ... You are who you decide you are unless you're the type that lets assholes decide for you. |
Positive self-image problem all over again ... You are who you decide you are unless you're the type that lets assholes decide for you. | Aren't you the one that thinks all psychotherapy is bullshit? |
Aren't you the one that thinks all psychotherapy is bullshit? | I do think all psychotherapy is bullshit. But just because I think it's bullshit doesn't mean I don't know something about it. |
I do think all psychotherapy is bullshit. But just because I think it's bullshit doesn't mean I don't know something about it. | If this is your idea of sympathetic interest in my problems, I'll take brutal indifference. |
If this is your idea of sympathetic interest in my problems, I'll take brutal indifference. | Hey, you know what I really think? |
Hey, you know what I really think? | Tell me--I'm dyin' to hear it. |
Tell me--I'm dyin' to hear it. | I think you're ashamed to tend bar which is sad because you look great in that outfit they make you wear... You pull down four bills a week which is damn good, and you mix the best Pina Coladas I've ever had... I think that if you need bigger and better things ... then go for em. |
That's a fairly crummy way to start a morning. | Maybe I got a fairly crummy day ahead. |
Maybe I got a fairly crummy day ahead. | Maybe that makes a nice excuse. |
Maybe that makes a nice excuse. | Maybe you don't know what the hell you're talking about. |
When you start with that attitude... it's like I don't know who you are. | What do you want to know? What difference does it make? I'm the guy in your bed the last three months. I make you feel good. You make me feel good. What the hell else do you want from a guy? |
What do you want to know? What difference does it make? I'm the guy in your bed the last three months. I make you feel good. You make me feel good. What the hell else do you want from a guy? | I wish you'd stop trying to make me mad so I won't care for you... I wish you'd give me a little more of a chance. |
Look, spare me the macho bullshit about your gun... | Bullshit? I'll tell you about bullshit. My gun's a real weapon in the hands of a real maniac who knows how to use it. It isn't my macho bullshit that's killing people, my gun is ... |
Bullshit? I'll tell you about bullshit. My gun's a real weapon in the hands of a real maniac who knows how to use it. It isn't my macho bullshit that's killing people, my gun is ... | Look, Jack, if you make everything your personal responsibility, you'll turn into a bad cop. It's not a practical way to function... |
Look, Jack, if you make everything your personal responsibility, you'll turn into a bad cop. It's not a practical way to function... | I didn't get burned, two cops did. Listen, I'll tell you about personnel responsibility. I like to get the job done right. And if I don't get my job done right... I'm for shit. |
I didn't get burned, two cops did. Listen, I'll tell you about personnel responsibility. I like to get the job done right. And if I don't get my job done right... I'm for shit. | Here it comes again ... the sacred job... |
Here it comes again ... the sacred job... | That's right. I'm not like you. I'm not gonna sit on my ass wondering what's right and what's wrong... There's a psycho out there killing people with my gun and I'm gonna get him. Because it's my job. And if you don't get that... |
That's right. I'm not like you. I'm not gonna sit on my ass wondering what's right and what's wrong... There's a psycho out there killing people with my gun and I'm gonna get him. Because it's my job. And if you don't get that... | I get that. The job first. Everything else, especially me, second. I get it. I don't like it. |
Listen, Goddamn it if you think I'm happy about it, you're nuts. I just gotta take care of a few things, okay? | This is not the way people who care for each other are supposed to behave. |
I'm at work, asshole. Where else? | Elaine! I... I'm sorry... I was expecting somebody else... police business. |
Elaine! I... I'm sorry... I was expecting somebody else... police business. | No wonder you're so popular. |
No wonder you're so popular. | No, it's I'm just surprised you called. |
No, it's I'm just surprised you called. | So am I. |
Hey, I don't believe it. | Hiya, kid. |
Hiya, kid. | I ought to have you and your friend thrown out... |
I ought to have you and your friend thrown out... | Don't. We've had a hard night. |
Don't. We've had a hard night. | I can see that. Pardon me for saying so, but you look like shit. What happened? |
I can see that. Pardon me for saying so, but you look like shit. What happened? | We and my pal here have been taking it on the chin for the last few hours... |
How'd they take it back at headquarters? | Usual bullshit. You make one smart move and everybody wants to be your friend... You know somethin', shootin' guys sucks. Especially compared to this. |
Usual bullshit. You make one smart move and everybody wants to be your friend... You know somethin', shootin' guys sucks. Especially compared to this. | I've been waiting a long time to hear you say that. |
I've been waiting a long time to hear you say that. | Yeah, bein' a hard-ass all the time is a real drag, but it works. |
Who the hell are you? | Name's Hammond, Reggie Hammond. I heard a lot about you. And any friend of Jack's is a friend of mine. |
Surprise, Luther. | Whaddya want? I thought you were locked up- |
Whaddya want? I thought you were locked up- | I want the money, asshole, what do you think? The money that Reggie hid... |
I want the money, asshole, what do you think? The money that Reggie hid... | I don't know what you're talkin' about. |
I don't know what you're talkin' about. | You want that Indian to snap her neck? |
You sure? | I'm sure. Everybody here's looking at everybody else's ass. |
What are you doing? | Trying to save your ass so you can save the world. |
Did you see that..thing..swallow our battleship like a gum drop? You can't even tell me what it is! I ask you for options you give me bullshit. Give them permission to enter our territories with my warmest regards. | Thank you, Mr. President. |
At least, the cat comes back. | You still pining for that two timing bitch. Forget her. There are a million women out there. |
You still pining for that two timing bitch. Forget her. There are a million women out there. | I don't want a million - I just want one. A perfect one. |
I don't want a million - I just want one. A perfect one. | Don't exist bud. |
I'm so very sad. | Why? We did pretty well, wouldn't you say? |
Why? We did pretty well, wouldn't you say? | Five hundred wars... Arms... Drugs... Money... Everything you create is used to destroy... |
Five hundred wars... Arms... Drugs... Money... Everything you create is used to destroy... | I told you not to read all that crap! |
I told you not to read all that crap! | Protect life... Until death. |
At least I won lunch. | Good philosophy..see good in bad.. I like..I prepare number one dessert.. special for you and pussy.. |
The cash man! | Been here long? |
Been here long? | Don't fuck with me man or I'll blow you into tomorrow! |
It's not? | You gotta push the little yellow button... |
How's that? Can you hear me better now? | Yes, Mr. Zorg, I hear you perfectly! So, how was the concert? |
Yes, Mr. Zorg, I hear you perfectly! So, how was the concert? | Who gives a shit! I didn't come here to listen to music! Listen up instead of running off at the mouth! The batteries on my phone are almost gone. |
Who gives a shit! I didn't come here to listen to music! Listen up instead of running off at the mouth! The batteries on my phone are almost gone. | Yes, Sir! |
Yes, Sir! | Dispatch me another ZFX200 immediately. Someone stole mine. |
Dispatch me another ZFX200 immediately. Someone stole mine. | Right away, Sir. I'll send you a new one to the hotel. |
Right away, Sir. I'll send you a new one to the hotel. | I'm not at the hotel! |
You should have. | Amy, I'm not going to let anything happen to us. |
Amy, I'm not going to let anything happen to us. | Look where we are. Look at yourself. You son of a bitch, you don't have any idea what you're putting me through... |
Look where we are. Look at yourself. You son of a bitch, you don't have any idea what you're putting me through... | I don't know what to say |
I don't know what to say | You're killing me... |
You're killing me... | Don't... |
Don't... | What was I supposed to think happened to you?! |
What was I supposed to think happened to you?! | Amy... |
What are these? | Mixed hard bondage. Rape films. Sick shit. Buy five, get one free. |
Anything harder? | There's nothing harder. |
There's nothing harder. | Snuff? |
Snuff? | What you see is what I got, mister. |
What you see is what I got, mister. | You know where I can get it? I have a lot of money to spend. |
You know where I can get it? I have a lot of money to spend. | There ain't no such thing as snuff. Why don't you fuck off? |
What the fuck... ! | I promised him to Machine. |
Empty the gun onto the table, very carefully. | Look, I don't know what this... |
Look, I don't know what this... | Shut up, cunt! Do exactly as I say, or I'll put this arrow through your throat. |
Celebrity Films. | Eddie. |
Eddie. | Yeah, who's this? |
Yeah, who's this? | I know what you did. |