MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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We aren't completely stupid.	Stay in the light! Everybody! Stay in the fucking --
Hey, <u>you're</u> the one who got me out here, turned me into a goddamn sled dog. An' now you 'spect me to go back like a <u>whipped</u> dog?	I was wrong. I admit it. My bad, okay? Now let's just go back to the ship.
I was wrong. I admit it. My bad, okay? Now let's just go back to the ship.	I dunno. Nice breeze, wide open spaces -- you know, I'm startin' to enjoy myself out here.
I dunno. Nice breeze, wide open spaces -- you know, I'm startin' to enjoy myself out here.	Are you fucking high again? Just listen to --
Are you fucking high again? Just listen to --	No, no, you're right, Fry. What's to be afraid of? My life is a steamin' pile of meaningless toadshit anyhow. So I say mush on! Canyon's only couple hundred meters, after that we're in Skiff City! So why don't you just butch up, stuff a cork in that kid, and get --
This does not help us, Johns.	-- she tried to blow the whole fucking passenger cabin, tried to kill us --
-- she tried to blow the whole fucking passenger cabin, tried to kill us --	Just shut up, okay?
Just shut up, okay?	-- tried to kill us in our sleep. Paris had it right -- we <u>are</u> disposable. We're just walking ghosts to her.
-- tried to kill us in our sleep. Paris had it right -- we <u>are</u> disposable. We're just walking ghosts to her.	Would you RAG YOUR STUPID HOLE!
It's the atmosphere. Too much pressure, not enough oxygen. Might take a few days to --	So what the bloody hell happened, anyways?
So what the bloody hell happened, anyways?	Somethin' knocked us off-lane. Maybe a rogue comet. Maybe we'll never know.
Fry?	Can't get my nose down...too much load back there....
Can't get my nose down...too much load back there....	You mean that "load" of passengers?
You mean that "load" of passengers?	So what, we should both go down too? Out of sheer fucking nobility?
Look, Fry. Company says we're responsible for every one of those --	Company's not here, is it?
Company's not here, is it?	When captain went down, you stepped up -- whether you like it or not. Now they train you for this, so --
When captain went down, you stepped up -- whether you like it or not. Now they train you for this, so --	And there wasn't a simulated cockroach alive within 50 clicks of the simulated crash site! <u>That's</u> how they train you! On a fucking simulator!
'Cuz you don't spend half your life in lock-down with a horse-bit in your mouth and not believe. And you surely don't start out in a liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around your neck and not believe. Oh, absolutely I believe in God. And I absolutely hate the fucker.	He will be with us. Nonetheless.
He will be with us. Nonetheless.	Give my blessing to the girl. She needs a spare.
What the hell are these?	Maratha crow-bill war-picks from Northern India. Very rare.
Want you to remember this moment, Riddick. The way it coulda gone and didn't.	Say that again.
Say that again.	Here's the deal. You work without the chains, without the bit -- without the shivs. You help us get off this rock....
Here's the deal. You work without the chains, without the bit -- without the shivs. You help us get off this rock....	For what? The honor of goin' back to some asshole of a cell?
For what? The honor of goin' back to some asshole of a cell?	Truth is, Riddick, I'm tired of this head-up shit. I wanna be free of you as much as you wanna be free of me.
My recommendation: Do me. Don't take the chance that I'll get shiv-happy on your wannabe ass. Ghost me, Riddick. Would if I were you.	If you were me, I'd kill us both. C'mon, you wanna sit at the grown-up table or not?
I'd rather piss glass.	Well, you got the big gauge.
Well, you got the big gauge.	Wanna rag your fat mouth?
About how to kill us and still get these cells to the skiff. Goddamnit, we're just doin' the heavy lifting for this prick!	About the girl.
An' this?	Blow-dart hunting stick from Papua New Guinea. Very <u>very</u> rare, since the tribe's extinct.
Blow-dart hunting stick from Papua New Guinea. Very <u>very</u> rare, since the tribe's extinct.	'Cuz they couldn't hunt shit with these things, be my guess.
'Cuz they couldn't hunt shit with these things, be my guess.	Well, what's the need, anyway? If he's gone, he's gone. Why should he bother us?
What, you don't really think they left with their clothes on the lines? Photos on the walls?	Maybe they had weight limits, you don't know.
Maybe they had weight limits, you don't know.	I know you don't uncrate your emergency ship unless there's a fucking emergency.
You were tryin' to kill him too.	Just wanted his O-2. Though I notice he tried to ghost my ass. When he shot up that stranger instead.
Straighten me out on something. Why did you come along at all? You volunteered. Why? I'll tell you. They nominated you for the Big One and you couldn't turn it down. Not without losing your All-American standing	Climb off me, will you!
Climb off me, will you!	And the glory, don't forget that. There's a life-sized bronze statue of you somewhere. It's probably turned green by now, and nobody can read the name plate. But never let it be said we forget our heroes.
And the glory, don't forget that. There's a life-sized bronze statue of you somewhere. It's probably turned green by now, and nobody can read the name plate. But never let it be said we forget our heroes.	Taylor. I'm telling you --
Taylor. I'm telling you --	Oh, and one last item. Immortality. You wanted to go on forever. Well, you damn near made it. Except for Dodge and me, you've lived longer than anybody. And with Stewart dead, it looks like we're the last of the strain. You got what you wanted, kid. How does it taste?
Blood trail just keeps going and going but no body.	How the hell did he get away?
How the hell did he get away?	Fuckers returned fire soon as we lit 'em up. Hard core fuckin' NVA. They got their shit together.
You're dead, you're fucking dead Elias!	YOU - you're going to fuckin' jail, buddy, you ain't getting away with this one!!!!!
Where the fuck is red platoon! Tell 'em to get their asses up here! What the fuck you doin' back here Elias? Round up your assholes and move 'em up front, we're getting chopped to shit.	Barnes, listen to me... there's 5-6 spiderholes back there next to the church. Third Platoon's coming up the stream to reinforce us. Flank's wide open, dinks get 3-4 snipers in these holes, when Third Platoon comes up, they'll get us in a crossfire with 'em. We'll shoot each other to shit, then they'll hit us with everything they got. It'll be a massacre!
...You keep pouring out that suppressing fire, Barnes. I don't wanna be caught out there with my ass hanging out you hear me?	Don't tell me how to fight this fucking war, 'Lias, you go crying to fucking brigade on your time. Out here you belong to me. Now move.
We got boo-coo movement. 3rd Battalion just got hit 15 kliks north of here.	Yeah, they had claymores strung up in the trees, blew a whole fucking platoon to pieces. BAAD SHIT.
So what's the problem?	Says he can't walk.
Says he can't walk.	Shit. Get your boots on Martin, next time I catch you putting mosquito repellent on your fuckin' feet I'm gonna courtmartial your nigger ass.
Sarge?	Yeah that long hairy orange and black bastard I found in the ammo crate. I'm gonna put it in this asshole's crotch, see if he can walk.
Uh... Bob. Like to speak to you. Take a minute.	Yeah, what is it?
Yeah, what is it?	Bob, I got Elias' R&R... It's coming up in 3 days. Going to Hawaii. See Patsy. I never asked you for a break, I was hoping you... you'd send me in on the chopper with King... what do you say Chief?
Bob, I got Elias' R&R... It's coming up in 3 days. Going to Hawaii. See Patsy. I never asked you for a break, I was hoping you... you'd send me in on the chopper with King... what do you say Chief?	I can't do that for you, Red... We need every swinging dick in the field. Sorry bout that...
I can't do that for you, Red... We need every swinging dick in the field. Sorry bout that...	Hey Bob, come on! Talk to me hunh, it's your friend Red, I'm only asking you for three days chief...
Hey Bob, come on! Talk to me hunh, it's your friend Red, I'm only asking you for three days chief...	I'm talking to you Red and I'm telling you no. Get back to your position.
I'm talking to you Red and I'm telling you no. Get back to your position.	Bob, I gotta bad feeling about this, I... I'm telling you I got a bad feeling, man, I don't think I'm gonna make it... y'know what I mean?
Bob, I gotta bad feeling about this, I... I'm telling you I got a bad feeling, man, I don't think I'm gonna make it... y'know what I mean?	...everybody gotta die sometime Red... Get back to your foxhole.
Hey Taylor, you don't know it but I saved your ass today. I killed a shit-eating dog.	That reminds me, I gotta take a shit.
That reminds me, I gotta take a shit.	You gonna wipe your ass dis time?
You gonna wipe your ass dis time?	Yeah if you let me have your shirt.
La Dai! La Dai! GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!	Hey take it easy man. They're scared.
Hey take it easy man. They're scared.	They're scared? What about me! I'm sick of this shit man, I'm sick of this shit! They don't want us here! Who do you think they're fighting for! GET OUTTA THERE!
...But what'd she do?	What didn't she do. She fucked the living shit outta me, that's what she did!
Oh shit! Sometimes there's things in my head... man. Grass does that to me, fucks me all up like a crazy Indian...	Do you believe that stuff about... knowing you're gonna die?
Do you believe that stuff about... knowing you're gonna die?	Yeah, those are the guys that live. I really don't think Death gives a shit, it's like a giant garbage can, I think it takes whatever it can get... you never know where it's gonna come from anyway... so why spin your wheels?
How the fuck you get over here man, you look like you educated...	I volunteered.
I volunteered.	You WHAT? Say 'gain.
You WHAT? Say 'gain.	Yeah, I dropped out of college and told 'em I wanted infantry, combat, and Nam...
'People say I'm the life of the party cause I tell a joke or two although I may be laughing loud and hardy deep inside I'm blue...'	Y'ever get caught in a mistake King and you just can't get out of it?
Y'ever get caught in a mistake King and you just can't get out of it?	Way out of anything, man. Just keep your pecker up, your powder dry, the worm WILL turn. How many days you short?
Way out of anything, man. Just keep your pecker up, your powder dry, the worm WILL turn. How many days you short?	Not just me... it's the way the whole thing works. People like Elias get wasted and people like Barnes just go on making up rules any way they want and what do we do, we just sit around in the middle and suck on it! We just don't add up to dry shit.
Not just me... it's the way the whole thing works. People like Elias get wasted and people like Barnes just go on making up rules any way they want and what do we do, we just sit around in the middle and suck on it! We just don't add up to dry shit.	Does a chicken have lips? Whoever said we did, babe. Make it outta here, it's all gravy, every day of the rest of your life man - gravy. Oh shit, superlifer!
You volunteered for this shit man?	You a crazy fucker, givin' up college man.
Shit! Morehouse and Sal are short. Fu Sheng's going on R&R, you don't want to send their asses out on an ambush. You got the fresh meat Elias.	They don't know shit Barnes, and chances are we gonna run into something.
They don't know shit Barnes, and chances are we gonna run into something.	So what am I going to do! Get one of my guys zapped so some fuckface fresh from the World can get his beauty fucking sleep!
So what am I going to do! Get one of my guys zapped so some fuckface fresh from the World can get his beauty fucking sleep!	Hey O'Neill why don't you cool it, you don't have to be a prick everyday of your life, you know.
Hey O'Neill why don't you cool it, you don't have to be a prick everyday of your life, you know.	Fuck you Elias.
Alright, Six says torch this place! Blow the weapons in place. Round up all suspected Vee Cees and shake it up! We ain't got much light left.	Why the fuck didn't you do something Lieutenant!
Why the fuck didn't you do something Lieutenant!	What are you talking about!
What are you talking about!	You know what I'm talking about!
You know what I'm talking about!	No I don't. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Elias!
I know Barnes six months and I'll tell ya something - that man is MEAN, red in his soul like a dick on a dog.	Barnes gets killed, his jaws'd go on clacking...
Not the only man to meet his Jezebel either.	So he got a reduced and come over here. Nam's his freedom man, Nam's his pussy. Three years he been here.
Right on.	I remember first time you came in here Taylor you telling me how much you admired that bastard.
Tennessee someplace. Hill country.	Barnes took a bullet right there. At Ia Drang Valley... And the cocksucker SURVIVED - that's BAAAD man. That's his high, baby. High on WAR!
You wanted to see me sir?	Jackson, looks like you got Elias' squad now.
Jackson, looks like you got Elias' squad now.	Squad? I didn't know we was still referring to this platoon in terms of squads sir.
Squad? I didn't know we was still referring to this platoon in terms of squads sir.	These two holes are yours...
These two holes are yours...	Begging your pardon Lieutenant but my holes are far enuff apart you could run a regiment through there and nobody'd see them - I got five live bodies left...
Begging your pardon Lieutenant but my holes are far enuff apart you could run a regiment through there and nobody'd see them - I got five live bodies left...	I don't want to hear your problems, Jackson. You'll get new men any day. Time being you make do like everybody else.
I don't want to hear your problems, Jackson. You'll get new men any day. Time being you make do like everybody else.	Hey Lieutenant I didn't ask for this job, I...
Hey Lieutenant I didn't ask for this job, I...	I don't want to hear about it Jackson.
I don't want to hear about it Jackson.	You don't want to hear about it?
You don't want to hear about it?	That's right. I don't want to hear about it 'cause to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit okay... I just don't give a shit anymore.
That's right. I don't want to hear about it 'cause to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit okay... I just don't give a shit anymore.	Right...
Right...	This is one time we could sure use Elias.
The Harbor police have just picked up a dead man out of the water.	Floater?
Floater?	Not a floater. Only just dead.
Not a floater. Only just dead.	You're the waterfront specialist. Find out about it. I've got a murder to investigate.
You're the waterfront specialist. Find out about it. I've got a murder to investigate.	You have two murders to investigate. This man's head was beaten in. And there's nothing in his pockets.
You have two murders to investigate. This man's head was beaten in. And there's nothing in his pockets.	Drunk-rolling job. They hit him too hard.
Drunk-rolling job. They hit him too hard.	I've been on the waterfront detail for twelve years. This man hadn't been dead an hour. He wasn't killed last night. He was killed today. In broad daylight. That's no drunk- rolling job.
I've been on the waterfront detail for twelve years. This man hadn't been dead an hour. He wasn't killed last night. He was killed today. In broad daylight. That's no drunk- rolling job.	Let me know when you've identified him

We aren't completely stupid.

Stay in the light! Everybody! Stay in the fucking --

Hey, you're the one who got me out here, turned me into a goddamn sled dog. An' now you 'spect me to go back like a whipped dog?

I was wrong. I admit it. My bad, okay? Now let's just go back to the ship.

I dunno. Nice breeze, wide open spaces -- you know, I'm startin' to enjoy myself out here.

Are you fucking high again? Just listen to --

No, no, you're right, Fry. What's to be afraid of? My life is a steamin' pile of meaningless toadshit anyhow. So I say mush on! Canyon's only couple hundred meters, after that we're in Skiff City! So why don't you just butch up, stuff a cork in that kid, and get --

This does not help us, Johns.

-- she tried to blow the whole fucking passenger cabin, tried to kill us --

Just shut up, okay?

-- tried to kill us in our sleep. Paris had it right -- we are disposable. We're just walking ghosts to her.

Would you RAG YOUR STUPID HOLE!

It's the atmosphere. Too much pressure, not enough oxygen. Might take a few days to --

So what the bloody hell happened, anyways?

Somethin' knocked us off-lane. Maybe a rogue comet. Maybe we'll never know.

Fry?

Can't get my nose down...too much load back there....

You mean that "load" of passengers?

So what, we should both go down too? Out of sheer fucking nobility?

Look, Fry. Company says we're responsible for every one of those --

Company's not here, is it?

When captain went down, you stepped up -- whether you like it or not. Now they train you for this, so --

And there wasn't a simulated cockroach alive within 50 clicks of the simulated crash site! That's how they train you! On a fucking simulator!

'Cuz you don't spend half your life in lock-down with a horse-bit in your mouth and not believe. And you surely don't start out in a liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around your neck and not believe. Oh, absolutely I believe in God. And I absolutely hate the fucker.

He will be with us. Nonetheless.

Give my blessing to the girl. She needs a spare.

What the hell are these?

Maratha crow-bill war-picks from Northern India. Very rare.

Want you to remember this moment, Riddick. The way it coulda gone and didn't.

Say that again.

Here's the deal. You work without the chains, without the bit -- without the shivs. You help us get off this rock....

For what? The honor of goin' back to some asshole of a cell?

Truth is, Riddick, I'm tired of this head-up shit. I wanna be free of you as much as you wanna be free of me.

My recommendation: Do me. Don't take the chance that I'll get shiv-happy on your wannabe ass. Ghost me, Riddick. Would if I were you.

If you were me, I'd kill us both. C'mon, you wanna sit at the grown-up table or not?

I'd rather piss glass.

Well, you got the big gauge.

Wanna rag your fat mouth?

About how to kill us and still get these cells to the skiff. Goddamnit, we're just doin' the heavy lifting for this prick!

About the girl.

An' this?

Blow-dart hunting stick from Papua New Guinea. Very very rare, since the tribe's extinct.

'Cuz they couldn't hunt shit with these things, be my guess.

Well, what's the need, anyway? If he's gone, he's gone. Why should he bother us?

What, you don't really think they left with their clothes on the lines? Photos on the walls?

Maybe they had weight limits, you don't know.

I know you don't uncrate your emergency ship unless there's a fucking emergency.

You were tryin' to kill him too.

Just wanted his O-2. Though I notice he tried to ghost my ass. When he shot up that stranger instead.

Straighten me out on something. Why did you come along at all? You volunteered. Why? I'll tell you. They nominated you for the Big One and you couldn't turn it down. Not without losing your All-American standing

Climb off me, will you!

And the glory, don't forget that. There's a life-sized bronze statue of you somewhere. It's probably turned green by now, and nobody can read the name plate. But never let it be said we forget our heroes.

Taylor. I'm telling you --

Oh, and one last item. Immortality. You wanted to go on forever. Well, you damn near made it. Except for Dodge and me, you've lived longer than anybody. And with Stewart dead, it looks like we're the last of the strain. You got what you wanted, kid. How does it taste?

Blood trail just keeps going and going but no body.

How the hell did he get away?

Fuckers returned fire soon as we lit 'em up. Hard core fuckin' NVA. They got their shit together.

You're dead, you're fucking dead Elias!

YOU - you're going to fuckin' jail, buddy, you ain't getting away with this one!!!!!

Where the fuck is red platoon! Tell 'em to get their asses up here! What the fuck you doin' back here Elias? Round up your assholes and move 'em up front, we're getting chopped to shit.

Barnes, listen to me... there's 5-6 spiderholes back there next to the church. Third Platoon's coming up the stream to reinforce us. Flank's wide open, dinks get 3-4 snipers in these holes, when Third Platoon comes up, they'll get us in a crossfire with 'em. We'll shoot each other to shit, then they'll hit us with everything they got. It'll be a massacre!

...You keep pouring out that suppressing fire, Barnes. I don't wanna be caught out there with my ass hanging out you hear me?

Don't tell me how to fight this fucking war, 'Lias, you go crying to fucking brigade on your time. Out here you belong to me. Now move.

We got boo-coo movement. 3rd Battalion just got hit 15 kliks north of here.

Yeah, they had claymores strung up in the trees, blew a whole fucking platoon to pieces. BAAD SHIT.

So what's the problem?

Says he can't walk.

Shit. Get your boots on Martin, next time I catch you putting mosquito repellent on your fuckin' feet I'm gonna courtmartial your nigger ass.

Sarge?

Yeah that long hairy orange and black bastard I found in the ammo crate. I'm gonna put it in this asshole's crotch, see if he can walk.

Uh... Bob. Like to speak to you. Take a minute.

Yeah, what is it?

Bob, I got Elias' R&R... It's coming up in 3 days. Going to Hawaii. See Patsy. I never asked you for a break, I was hoping you... you'd send me in on the chopper with King... what do you say Chief?

I can't do that for you, Red... We need every swinging dick in the field. Sorry bout that...

Hey Bob, come on! Talk to me hunh, it's your friend Red, I'm only asking you for three days chief...

I'm talking to you Red and I'm telling you no. Get back to your position.

Bob, I gotta bad feeling about this, I... I'm telling you I got a bad feeling, man, I don't think I'm gonna make it... y'know what I mean?

...everybody gotta die sometime Red... Get back to your foxhole.

Hey Taylor, you don't know it but I saved your ass today. I killed a shit-eating dog.

That reminds me, I gotta take a shit.

You gonna wipe your ass dis time?

Yeah if you let me have your shirt.

La Dai! La Dai! GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!

Hey take it easy man. They're scared.

They're scared? What about me! I'm sick of this shit man, I'm sick of this shit! They don't want us here! Who do you think they're fighting for! GET OUTTA THERE!

...But what'd she do?

What didn't she do. She fucked the living shit outta me, that's what she did!

Oh shit! Sometimes there's things in my head... man. Grass does that to me, fucks me all up like a crazy Indian...

Do you believe that stuff about... knowing you're gonna die?

Yeah, those are the guys that live. I really don't think Death gives a shit, it's like a giant garbage can, I think it takes whatever it can get... you never know where it's gonna come from anyway... so why spin your wheels?

How the fuck you get over here man, you look like you educated...

I volunteered.

You WHAT? Say 'gain.

Yeah, I dropped out of college and told 'em I wanted infantry, combat, and Nam...

'People say I'm the life of the party cause I tell a joke or two although I may be laughing loud and hardy deep inside I'm blue...'

Y'ever get caught in a mistake King and you just can't get out of it?

Way out of anything, man. Just keep your pecker up, your powder dry, the worm WILL turn. How many days you short?

Not just me... it's the way the whole thing works. People like Elias get wasted and people like Barnes just go on making up rules any way they want and what do we do, we just sit around in the middle and suck on it! We just don't add up to dry shit.

Does a chicken have lips? Whoever said we did, babe. Make it outta here, it's all gravy, every day of the rest of your life man - gravy. Oh shit, superlifer!

You volunteered for this shit man?

You a crazy fucker, givin' up college man.

Shit! Morehouse and Sal are short. Fu Sheng's going on R&R, you don't want to send their asses out on an ambush. You got the fresh meat Elias.

They don't know shit Barnes, and chances are we gonna run into something.

So what am I going to do! Get one of my guys zapped so some fuckface fresh from the World can get his beauty fucking sleep!

Hey O'Neill why don't you cool it, you don't have to be a prick everyday of your life, you know.

Fuck you Elias.

Alright, Six says torch this place! Blow the weapons in place. Round up all suspected Vee Cees and shake it up! We ain't got much light left.

Why the fuck didn't you do something Lieutenant!

What are you talking about!

You know what I'm talking about!

No I don't. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Elias!

I know Barnes six months and I'll tell ya something - that man is MEAN, red in his soul like a dick on a dog.

Barnes gets killed, his jaws'd go on clacking...

Not the only man to meet his Jezebel either.

So he got a reduced and come over here. Nam's his freedom man, Nam's his pussy. Three years he been here.

Right on.

I remember first time you came in here Taylor you telling me how much you admired that bastard.

Tennessee someplace. Hill country.

Barnes took a bullet right there. At Ia Drang Valley... And the cocksucker SURVIVED - that's BAAAD man. That's his high, baby. High on WAR!

You wanted to see me sir?

Jackson, looks like you got Elias' squad now.

Squad? I didn't know we was still referring to this platoon in terms of squads sir.

These two holes are yours...

Begging your pardon Lieutenant but my holes are far enuff apart you could run a regiment through there and nobody'd see them - I got five live bodies left...

I don't want to hear your problems, Jackson. You'll get new men any day. Time being you make do like everybody else.

Hey Lieutenant I didn't ask for this job, I...

I don't want to hear about it Jackson.

You don't want to hear about it?

That's right. I don't want to hear about it 'cause to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit okay... I just don't give a shit anymore.

Right...

This is one time we could sure use Elias.

The Harbor police have just picked up a dead man out of the water.

Floater?

Not a floater. Only just dead.

You're the waterfront specialist. Find out about it. I've got a murder to investigate.

You have two murders to investigate. This man's head was beaten in. And there's nothing in his pockets.

Drunk-rolling job. They hit him too hard.

I've been on the waterfront detail for twelve years. This man hadn't been dead an hour. He wasn't killed last night. He was killed today. In broad daylight. That's no drunk- rolling job.

Let me know when you've identified him