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How do you put up with this Greek shit?
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Hey, it's cool. Hallie's into it, I'm into Hallie...
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So what made you change your mind about Sidney?
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Mood swing. I'm manic depressive.
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Mood swing. I'm manic depressive.
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You're a hard one to figure out. GALE It's that complex yet shallow quality. It's deliberate.
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You're a hard one to figure out. GALE It's that complex yet shallow quality. It's deliberate.
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I think you're all an act.
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I think you're all an act.
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And deep down I'm a good person? Make no mistake, Dewey, I'm a shit.
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And deep down I'm a good person? Make no mistake, Dewey, I'm a shit.
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I know that.
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I know that.
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Yeah?
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Yeah?
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I also know that you're an aging TV reporter slash writer who, despite huge tabloid success, has some self worth issues regarding your personal life which directly effects your professional life in a non-positive manner. A coupla failed relationships with--I'm guessing balding, older men--have turned you into this bitch with a cell phone. But I bet sometimes, late at night, when you're all alone a sadness seeps to the surface and in a moment of clarity you know that all you really want is to be touched and held and fondled.
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And it's sexier in the dark.
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Dewey, you and I would never make it.
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Dewey, you and I would never make it.
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Maybe not. But think about the sex. As frustrated as I am...
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Maybe not. But think about the sex. As frustrated as I am...
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..and as lonely as I am...
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..and as lonely as I am...
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We'd break some furniture.
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Three hundred people watched? Nobody did anything?
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They thought it was a publicity stunt.
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They thought it was a publicity stunt.
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Oh my God. How could it happen?
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Oh my God. How could it happen?
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They don't know. It was carefully planned. Earlier in the day the victims received anonymous passes to the movie.
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They don't know. It was carefully planned. Earlier in the day the victims received anonymous passes to the movie.
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It's a copycat killer I knew this would happen. That fucking movie.
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Sidney. Hello. How are you?
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I'm okay. PEOPLE magazine won't stop calling but other than that...
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I'm okay. PEOPLE magazine won't stop calling but other than that...
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah, well...you are the definition of mixed emotions. I really should hate you... I see your movie's getting good reviews.
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Yeah, well...you are the definition of mixed emotions. I really should hate you... I see your movie's getting good reviews.
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It seems to be causing a stir. What's with the toilet paper?
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It seems to be causing a stir. What's with the toilet paper?
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It's hell week. I'm pledging the Deltas.
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It's hell week. I'm pledging the Deltas.
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It's good to see you involved.
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It's good to see you involved.
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My morn was a Delta.
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Oh, Sid, youre sounding desparate. I guess fearing death makes one anxious.
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You fucking freaked out movie nut psychos..
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A patio chair comes flying through a glass door. The young girl in the movie tears off running, SCREAMING, flying through the room.
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The crowd is really with the movie. Some even talk to the screen. "You dumb bitch. Get out of the house." etc.
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The young girl, clutching her bloody chest...drags herself, crawling across wet grass...the killer behind her...raising his knife again.
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Popcorn flies as Maureen falls forward, into the aisle, clutching her bloody stomach. She's speechless, unable to SCREAM. She holds her bloody hand out for all to see, begging for help. She stumbles down the aisle. Someone YELLS "Sit down." Maureen turns to several PEOPLE who begin to react. She turns behind her to see the Ghost Face coming at her again...knife raised.
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Popcorn flies as Maureen falls forward, into the aisle, clutching her bloody stomach. She's speechless, unable to SCREAM. She holds her bloody hand out for all to see, begging for help. She stumbles down the aisle. Someone YELLS "Sit down." Maureen turns to several PEOPLE who begin to react. She turns behind her to see the Ghost Face coming at her again...knife raised.
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The young girl is slashed again.
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The young girl is slashed again.
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The knife slices into Maureen again...then again. The theatre audience is starting to take note as the Ghost keeps slashing at her repeatedly with the knife. A horrifying, sickening sight.
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It's all about sisterhood. Everybody thinks its about partying and blowjobs but...
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..we only promote safe rubbered sex.
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..we only promote safe rubbered sex.
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..it's really about family and tradition...
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..it's really about family and tradition...
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..harmonica style is okay.
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..harmonica style is okay.
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I just love being a sister.
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You ass.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry but I had to. It was too easy.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry but I had to. It was too easy.
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You are so not funny.
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What do you want?
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I'm sorry, Sid, please. I never should have gone along with Gale. I know I'm stupid. I wish I had some good reason to give you but I'm just stupid. Please, Sid, don't be mad at me.
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I'm sorry, Sid, please. I never should have gone along with Gale. I know I'm stupid. I wish I had some good reason to give you but I'm just stupid. Please, Sid, don't be mad at me.
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Do you work for her now?
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Do you work for her now?
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Well, yeah...she gave me a job. Freelance. It got me outta Woodsboro. I'm sorry about Cotton and yesterday. It was a bad idea. I knew it was a bad idea but it seemed like a quasi harmless bad idea. Ah, shit, Sid, I'm fucked up. Sidney looks at him Long and hard, a smile slowly appearing.
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Well, yeah...she gave me a job. Freelance. It got me outta Woodsboro. I'm sorry about Cotton and yesterday. It was a bad idea. I knew it was a bad idea but it seemed like a quasi harmless bad idea. Ah, shit, Sid, I'm fucked up. Sidney looks at him Long and hard, a smile slowly appearing.
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Me, too. Randy. Me too.
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If he's innocent he'll have an alibi.
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I guess Gale's going to be pissed she missed her exclusive.
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I guess Gale's going to be pissed she missed her exclusive.
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I'll relay it. You sure you don't wanna go home?
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I'll relay it. You sure you don't wanna go home?
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I have this button I press. See? It insulates me. She mimes an air lock valve.
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I have this button I press. See? It insulates me. She mimes an air lock valve.
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I gotta coupla of those buttons myself.
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I think Jeff Bridges is getting tired.
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Nah I think it's doing so damn well because one of it's players got iced. I just hope none of us end up dead.
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Nah I think it's doing so damn well because one of it's players got iced. I just hope none of us end up dead.
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Oh that's right. Those poor poor people. God Ben Damon was such a hottie.
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Oh that's right. Those poor poor people. God Ben Damon was such a hottie.
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And that CICI chick wasn't that bad either but I'm really concerned about my safety now.
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No, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Of course it's me, silly. And I feel like an ass standing in this theater lobby all by myself. Where are you babe, the movie starts in twenty minutes.
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Look, I'm stuck on the freeway. I think there was some big accident. It could be a little while so I don't want you to start freaking if I don't get there at exactly, Eight thirty.
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Look, I'm stuck on the freeway. I think there was some big accident. It could be a little while so I don't want you to start freaking if I don't get there at exactly, Eight thirty.
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All I'm saying is I'm gonna be royally p.o.'d if you don't catch my acting debut.
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All I'm saying is I'm gonna be royally p.o.'d if you don't catch my acting debut.
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Oh I wouldn't miss it for the world. I bet you did such a great job.
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Oh I wouldn't miss it for the world. I bet you did such a great job.
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I did. Hon, although I got a total of six minutes screen time, they're the best six minutes of the movie.
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I did. Hon, although I got a total of six minutes screen time, they're the best six minutes of the movie.
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Heh heh I bet they are babe. I bet they are. Look, my battery's dying . . .
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Listen you sick fuck, is this your idea of a joke?
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More of a game really.
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More of a game really.
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What kind of a game?
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What kind of a game?
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You seem to be familiar with the STAB movies. Here's how we play. I ask you a question. You get it right, your girlfriend lives. You answer wrong, she dies.
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You seem to be familiar with the STAB movies. Here's how we play. I ask you a question. You get it right, your girlfriend lives. You answer wrong, she dies.
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I swear to God if you lay a finger on her I'll fucking kill you!
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I swear to God if you lay a finger on her I'll fucking kill you!
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Maybe so, but right now, we play the game. First question, Your girlfriend's counting on you, Name your girlfriend's character in STAB 2?
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Where are you?
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Closer than you think.
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Closer than you think.
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Alright I'm here. What the fuck do you want from me?
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Alright I'm here. What the fuck do you want from me?
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To see your reaction.
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To see your reaction.
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Reaction to what?
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Jesus Christ you scared the shit out of me.
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I'm sorry Miss Weathers. Allow me to introduce myself, MARK KINCAID, L.A.P.D. Are you familiar with the actor Ben Damon, or the actress CHRISTINE PERKINS?
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I'm sorry Miss Weathers. Allow me to introduce myself, MARK KINCAID, L.A.P.D. Are you familiar with the actor Ben Damon, or the actress CHRISTINE PERKINS?
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Well I interviewed Damon once for the show. He was a real obnoxious fuck. Any way, the second one, Christine Perkins, she had a part in Stab 2, didn't she? She was playing CICI.
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Well I interviewed Damon once for the show. He was a real obnoxious fuck. Any way, the second one, Christine Perkins, she had a part in Stab 2, didn't she? She was playing CICI.
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Both of them were found brutally murdered this morning under the Hollywood sign. Autopsy reports having come back to me yet but the bodies looked like something out one of the Stab films.
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Both of them were found brutally murdered this morning under the Hollywood sign. Autopsy reports having come back to me yet but the bodies looked like something out one of the Stab films.
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So is that why you're here? Is that why you're holding me from my show, to tell me about some brutal homicide I'm not even involved in?
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So is that why you're here? Is that why you're holding me from my show, to tell me about some brutal homicide I'm not even involved in?
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I wish that was all Miss Weathers, but there's more. The killer left a note.
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I wish that was all Miss Weathers, but there's more. The killer left a note.
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A note?
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I was afraid they were bait, something to, ya know, trick you out of hiding.
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Listen, Detective, I wanna see this studio where all this shit's going down.
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Don't worry. I'm prepared for anything.
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Amen boy scout, now answer the fucking door!
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So you knew Sidney Prescott's mother.
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Just what the hell do you people think you're doing, barging in here like this? I've got important calls to make. I run this studio.
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What the hell are you guys getting at? I make horror films, that's what I do. The Studio came to me with 'Stab'. They came to me, check it out.
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But you know who she was.
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But you know who she was.
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When we did the first 'Stab" I realized I'd known Maureen Prescott before, I mean as Rina. I couldn't tell anyone. Can you imagine the press?
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You! How can I ever get any fame playing you!
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Dewey, what the hell is she rambling about now? What's wrong Jen, see yourself on one of those USA NETWORK winners you did and realize how badly you suck at acting?
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Dewey, what the hell is she rambling about now? What's wrong Jen, see yourself on one of those USA NETWORK winners you did and realize how badly you suck at acting?
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God damn you Gale Weathers! Don't you see? The killer is choosing his victims as they die in the script! Ben Damon's character was the first one to get offed. So was his girlfriend - but she wasn't cast yet so his real girlfriend was killed - then Sarah Darling's Candy, and now me!
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God damn you Gale Weathers! Don't you see? The killer is choosing his victims as they die in the script! Ben Damon's character was the first one to get offed. So was his girlfriend - but she wasn't cast yet so his real girlfriend was killed - then Sarah Darling's Candy, and now me!
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Wait a second, whoa! Calm down! Number one there were five different versions of the script given out. Ben Damon was given a fake script because he was only being offered the role. It only had fragments of real scenes from the actual script. And what, I die in STAB 3?
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Shit! Where the hell are Tom and Angelina?
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I don't know. Screw them. Look, what's important is that we stick together. No matter what. If anyone is next it's you or me Jen.
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Who's phone?
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Oh shit it's my cell!
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God damn it you two! Run! Hurry! He's dead!
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No! He's not dead! He's still breathing! Look!
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Gale Weathers. What a surprise.
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Tom Prinze, tanked as usual. That's a shocker.
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Tom Prinze, tanked as usual. That's a shocker.
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Hey I really liked that piece you did on me last month. The one where you said my car accident was caused by me drinking and drugs, and how I faked the tire blow-out just so my insurance wouldn't sky rocket.
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Hey I really liked that piece you did on me last month. The one where you said my car accident was caused by me drinking and drugs, and how I faked the tire blow-out just so my insurance wouldn't sky rocket.
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Heh, well, that's TV journalism for ya. Stage the news to boost ratings.
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Heh, well, that's TV journalism for ya. Stage the news to boost ratings.
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Really, cause that stunt lost me the lead role in Roman Polanski's latest picture. Huh, what a coincide I was picked up by Roman Bridger. Well, not exactly the Roman I wanted. Get my point? STAB 3 is bullshit. Fuck, because of your big mouth I'm here, drinking piss water SCOTCH with Second rate fucking celebrities like Jennifer Jollie and yourself! Hey, I just got an idea. Maybe I should Have a look at your break line. That your car over there?
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Listen, I have no time for this. I've heard this shit before! So lets get on with it!
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Wait a second Sid. Don't you go jumping the gun. You haven't seen the best part. With the aides of the computer revolution of y2kI've been able to steal your voice. Ain't it cool? Listen to what the police are gonna find next to your lifeless, mutilated body.
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Wait a second Sid. Don't you go jumping the gun. You haven't seen the best part. With the aides of the computer revolution of y2kI've been able to steal your voice. Ain't it cool? Listen to what the police are gonna find next to your lifeless, mutilated body.
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I can't take it anymore. This Hollywood exploitation of the nightmare I lived has to be stopped. I did this to make you all repent for your sins, and now I'm pleased I've got my message across. Good-bye.
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See Sid, now comes the part where we get away with it! The part where we win! Cause face it Sidney, in this world, the bad guys win!
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Roman knock it off! Do you people even know why you kill people? You kill people cause you choose to and not because of any other fucking reason!
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Oh shit. Hello? Director's office.
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Sarah, it's Roman, I'm sorry I'm running late, I'm still on the 405, I'm about 10 minutes away.
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Sarah, it's Roman, I'm sorry I'm running late, I'm still on the 405, I'm about 10 minutes away.
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Oh it's no problem, I'm just... looking at your music video awards.
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All right, since I got you on the phone, let's talk about your character.
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What character? I'm Candy, the chick who gets killed second. I'm only in two scenes!
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What character? I'm Candy, the chick who gets killed second. I'm only in two scenes!
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You're not happy with your part.
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You're not happy with your part.
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I'm not happy that I'm 35 playing a 21 year old. I'm not happy that I have to die naked! And I'm not happy that my character is too stupid not to have a gun in the house after her boyfriend's been cut into McNuggets.
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I'm not happy that I'm 35 playing a 21 year old. I'm not happy that I have to die naked! And I'm not happy that my character is too stupid not to have a gun in the house after her boyfriend's been cut into McNuggets.
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Um hmm... umhmm great, so let's run the lines.
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Um hmm... umhmm great, so let's run the lines.
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Huh, fine.
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Huh, fine.
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Page 22, Candy's big moment.
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Page 22, Candy's big moment.
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Page 22.. Ring ring. Hello?
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Page 22.. Ring ring. Hello?
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Who's this?
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Who's this?
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Who's this?
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Who's this?
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This is Candy. Hang on, let me get some clothes. See! I don't' understand why I have to start the scene in the shower! The whole shower things been done, 'Vertigo' hello! And I mean, my boyfriend just died, why am I showering?
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This is Candy. Hang on, let me get some clothes. See! I don't' understand why I have to start the scene in the shower! The whole shower things been done, 'Vertigo' hello! And I mean, my boyfriend just died, why am I showering?
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Why don't we just read the scene? Candy, is that like candy cane or candy apple?
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Why don't we just read the scene? Candy, is that like candy cane or candy apple?
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Whatever. Come on, who is this? I think you have the wrong number.
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Whatever. Come on, who is this? I think you have the wrong number.
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But you know my favorite name?
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But you know my favorite name?
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I'm hanging up right now.
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