MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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We're armed. This fucker's ready to blow...	...repeat, we're armed...
...repeat, we're armed...	Miller, he's back, he was in the tank...
I can't believe this, I haven't gotten more than my hand in six weeks and now this shit. Why not Mars, Cap, Mars has women...	Smith's right. Neptune? There's nothing out there. If something happens, we'll be on our own.
I can handle the ship. I can even handle Mr. Blonde Ambition. But I don't know if I should be flying or playing Vegas in these suits. Who the hell came up with them?	Victor did.
What the hell you smiling at? Just keep your mouth shut, and your mind on those SMBs --	Actually, the engines are SMEs. Hydrogenbase, carbon propellant. Couple generations past your last ride. I'm not as dumb as you look.
They said that's not such a good idea, the shock alone could --	Give me the god damn mirror!
Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass.	Manager!!
Brad! Have Mom or Dad seen this?	They're not home yet.
They're not home yet.	Brad, what would you say if I asked you to just put these flowers in the trunk of the Cruising Vessel and get rid of them at work?
Brad, what would you say if I asked you to just put these flowers in the trunk of the Cruising Vessel and get rid of them at work?	I'd say... who the hell is Ron Johnson?
I'd say... who the hell is Ron Johnson?	I'll explain everything later.
Are you still a virgin?	Maybe yes. Maybe no.
Maybe yes. Maybe no.	Don't give me that shit! I know you're still a virgin!
You... are a wuss. Part wimp. Part pussy.	What do you mean -- wuss? This girl is my exact type. It's her. Definitely her.
What do you mean -- wuss? This girl is my exact type. It's her. Definitely her.	It's definitely your mama.
It's definitely your mama.	Damone, you gotta listen to me.
If you ask me, she's pretty aggressive. You understand what I'm saying?	No Damone. I don't understand.
No Damone. I don't understand.	She wasn't really your girlfriend anyway.
She wasn't really your girlfriend anyway.	Hey fuck you Damone. There's a lot of girls out there and you mess around with Stacy. What have you got to prove?
Hey fuck you Damone. There's a lot of girls out there and you mess around with Stacy. What have you got to prove?	Jesus. I'm sorry.
Jesus. I'm sorry.	I always stick up for you. Whenever people say 'Aw, that Damone is a loudmouth' -- and they say that a lot -- I say 'You just don't know Damone.' When someone says you're an idiot, I tell them 'Damone's not an idiot. You just don't know him.' Well, you know, Damone, maybe they do know you pretty good. And I'm just finding out.
I always stick up for you. Whenever people say 'Aw, that Damone is a loudmouth' -- and they say that a lot -- I say 'You just don't know Damone.' When someone says you're an idiot, I tell them 'Damone's not an idiot. You just don't know him.' Well, you know, Damone, maybe they do know you pretty good. And I'm just finding out.	Fine. Get lost.
What the fuck is this guy doing?	This ain't no cop.
My brother is going to kill us. He's gonna kill you and then he's gonna kill me. He's gonna kill us.	Just be glad you're all right.
Just be glad you're all right.	My brother is gonna shit.
My brother is gonna shit.	Make up your mind. Is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?
Make up your mind. Is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?	First he's gonna shit. And then he's gonna kill us.
First he's gonna shit. And then he's gonna kill us.	Will you just relax, mon? He's not gonna kill us. My father is a television repairman. He's got all kinds of tools. I can fix-this car.
Will you just relax, mon? He's not gonna kill us. My father is a television repairman. He's got all kinds of tools. I can fix-this car.	You can't fix this car, Spicoli.
I hear some surfer pulled a knife on Mr. Hand this morning.	No way! He just called him a dick.
No way! He just called him a dick.	God. People exaggerate so much at this school.
Was it great?	It was okay.
It was okay.	You'll always remember your first time.
You'll always remember your first time.	It was nice.
It was nice.	So tell me, do you like Ron? Is it serious?
So tell me, do you like Ron? Is it serious?	Come on, Linda. It's just sex.
Come on, Linda. It's just sex.	Hey! That's my line!
I should quit this job. I'm going to get so fat working here... nobody will ever take me out.	Stacy. How many times do I have to tell you? You are really going to be beautiful... someday.
Stacy. How many times do I have to tell you? You are really going to be beautiful... someday.	Thanks a lot.
Listen to this... 'What are your mate's three most erogenous zones?'	Okay, penis, that's one, balls...
Okay, penis, that's one, balls...	Wouldn't penis and balls be the same category?
Wouldn't penis and balls be the same category?	You're right. Probably penis, mouth and neck.
You're right. Probably penis, mouth and neck.	All right! Here's another one. 'The most satisfactory lovemaking occurs when your mate climaxes first, you climax first, you and your mate climax together?'
All right! Here's another one. 'The most satisfactory lovemaking occurs when your mate climaxes first, you climax first, you and your mate climax together?'	Climax together.
Climax together.	Does that ever happen?
Does that ever happen?	No. But it's a nice idea.
No. But it's a nice idea.	Listen to this... it says 'Most women derive pleasure from sex, but they don't have real orgasms.'
What do you think it is?	What do you think it is?
What do you think it is?	It couldn't be.
It couldn't be.	It could be. I had a pregnancy test at the clinic. I'll find out Monday. I guess it was Damone.
It could be. I had a pregnancy test at the clinic. I'll find out Monday. I guess it was Damone.	Of course it was Damone. If it was Ron Johnson, you'd be out to here!
Of course it was Damone. If it was Ron Johnson, you'd be out to here!	I'm not going to tell him. He's an asshole. I hate him.
I'm not going to tell him. He's an asshole. I hate him.	But it costs money to have an abortion. Even at the Free Clinic. You tell Damone to pay for it. It's the least he can do. It's the guy's responsibility too.
I really thought he would show up. I waited... and waited... and waited...	That little prick.
That little prick.	Then I called his house, and his mother told me he was in the garage helping his father.
Then I called his house, and his mother told me he was in the garage helping his father.	That little prick.
That little prick.	I paid for it and everything.
I paid for it and everything.	There goes your stereo for another year. Mike Damone is a no-brain little prick. I'm not letting him get away with this.
There goes your stereo for another year. Mike Damone is a no-brain little prick. I'm not letting him get away with this.	Don't do anything, Linda. I'd rather just forget about it. I don't even like the guy.
Don't do anything, Linda. I'd rather just forget about it. I don't even like the guy.	Stacy, he's not a guy. He's a little prick!
Another summer of working at Swenson's.	Come on. There's lots of men around here. Keep your eyes open.
Come on. There's lots of men around here. Keep your eyes open.	You know, Linda. I've finally figured it out. It's not sex I want. Anyone can have sex.
You know, Linda. I've finally figured it out. It's not sex I want. Anyone can have sex.	What do you want?
What do you want?	I want romance.
I want romance.	Romance in Ridgemont? We don't even get cable TV.
Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?	Learning about Cuba. Having some food.
Learning about Cuba. Having some food.	Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance in my class and on my time.
Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance in my class and on my time.	I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I'm here... and you're here... doesn't that make it our time?
Mr. Duke? Hello, Mr. Duke, I'm sorry we were cut off a moment ago... I thought I should call again, because I was wondering...	WHAT? What was that crazy bitch said to him? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!
WHAT? What was that crazy bitch said to him? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!	Killed?
Killed?	IN VIETNAM! ON THE GODDAMN TELEVISION!
IN VIETNAM! ON THE GODDAMN TELEVISION!	Oh... yes... yes... This terrible war. When will it end?
Oh... yes... yes... This terrible war. When will it end?	Tell me. What do you want?
Rum and ice, please.	You're another one of these California boys. Your friend here's been tellin' us about dope fiends.
You're another one of these California boys. Your friend here's been tellin' us about dope fiends.	They're everywhere. Nobody's safe. And sure as hell not in the South. They like warm weather... You'd never believe it. In L.A. it's out of control. First it was drugs, now it's witchcraft.
They're everywhere. Nobody's safe. And sure as hell not in the South. They like warm weather... You'd never believe it. In L.A. it's out of control. First it was drugs, now it's witchcraft.	Witchcraft? Shit, you can't mean it!
Hell, I really hate to hear this. Because everything that happens in California seems to get down our way, sooner or later. Mostly Atlanta. But that was back when the goddamn bastards were peaceful. All we had to do was to keep 'em under surveillance. They didn't roam around much... But now Jesus, it seems nobody's safe.	You're going to need to take the bull by the horns -- go to the mat with this scum.
You're going to need to take the bull by the horns -- go to the mat with this scum.	What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?	You know what I mean. We've done it before and we can damn well do it again!
O.K., O.K., yes. Hang onto it. We'll be there in thirty minutes. I finally located a car with adequate horsepower and the proper coloring. What?! OF COURSE the gentleman has a major credit card! Do you realize who the fuck you're talking to?	Don't take any guff from these swine. Now we need a sound store with the finest equipment. Nothing dinky. One of those new Belgian Heliowatts with a voice-activated shotgun mike, for picking up conversations in oncoming cars.
Don't take any guff from these swine. Now we need a sound store with the finest equipment. Nothing dinky. One of those new Belgian Heliowatts with a voice-activated shotgun mike, for picking up conversations in oncoming cars.	We won't make the nut unless we have unlimited credit.
We won't make the nut unless we have unlimited credit.	We will. You Samoans are all the same. You have no faith in the essential decency of the white man's culture.
Turn up the fucking music! My heart feels like an alligator! Volume! Clarity! Bass! We must have bass! What's wrong with us? Are you goddamn old ladies?	You scurvy shyster bastard! Watch your language! You're talking to a Doctor of Journalism!
You scurvy shyster bastard! Watch your language! You're talking to a Doctor of Journalism!	What the fuck are we doing out here? Somebody call the police! We need help!
What the fuck are we doing out here? Somebody call the police! We need help!	Pay no attention to this swine. He can't handle the medicine.
Pay no attention to this swine. He can't handle the medicine.	The truth is we're going to Vegas to croak a scag baron named Savage Henry. I've known him for years but he ripped us off -- and you know what that means, right?
Savage Henry has cashed his check! We're going to rip his lungs out!	And eat them! That bastard won't get away with this! What's going on in this country when a scum sucker like that can get away with sandbagging a Doctor of Journalism?
Oh, Jesus! Did you see what god just did to us?	God didn't do that! You did it! You're a fucking narcotics agent, that was our cocaine, you pig!
God didn't do that! You did it! You're a fucking narcotics agent, that was our cocaine, you pig!	You better be careful. Plenty of vultures out here. They'll pick your bones clean before morning.
You better be careful. Plenty of vultures out here. They'll pick your bones clean before morning.	You whore!
Jesus creeping shit!	Did the mescaline just kick in? Or was that Debbie Reynolds in a silver Afro wig?!
Did the mescaline just kick in? Or was that Debbie Reynolds in a silver Afro wig?!	We wandered into a fucking time capsule!
I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting The Fear.	Nonsense. We came here to find the American Dream, and now we're right in the vortex you want to quit. You must realize that we've found the Main Nerve.
Nonsense. We came here to find the American Dream, and now we're right in the vortex you want to quit. You must realize that we've found the Main Nerve.	That's what gives me The Fear.
That's what gives me The Fear.	Look over there. Two women fucking a Polar Bear.
Look over there. Two women fucking a Polar Bear.	Please, don't tell me those things... Not now. This is my last drink. How much money can you lend me?
Please, don't tell me those things... Not now. This is my last drink. How much money can you lend me?	Not much. Why?
Not much. Why?	I have to go.
I have to go.	GO?
GO?	Yes. Leave the country. Tonight.

We're armed. This fucker's ready to blow...

...repeat, we're armed...

Miller, he's back, he was in the tank...

I can't believe this, I haven't gotten more than my hand in six weeks and now this shit. Why not Mars, Cap, Mars has women...

Smith's right. Neptune? There's nothing out there. If something happens, we'll be on our own.

I can handle the ship. I can even handle Mr. Blonde Ambition. But I don't know if I should be flying or playing Vegas in these suits. Who the hell came up with them?

Victor did.

What the hell you smiling at? Just keep your mouth shut, and your mind on those SMBs --

Actually, the engines are SMEs. Hydrogenbase, carbon propellant. Couple generations past your last ride. I'm not as dumb as you look.

They said that's not such a good idea, the shock alone could --

Give me the god damn mirror!

Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass.

Manager!!

Brad! Have Mom or Dad seen this?

They're not home yet.

Brad, what would you say if I asked you to just put these flowers in the trunk of the Cruising Vessel and get rid of them at work?

I'd say... who the hell is Ron Johnson?

I'll explain everything later.

Are you still a virgin?

Maybe yes. Maybe no.

Don't give me that shit! I know you're still a virgin!

You... are a wuss. Part wimp. Part pussy.

What do you mean -- wuss? This girl is my exact type. It's her. Definitely her.

It's definitely your mama.

Damone, you gotta listen to me.

If you ask me, she's pretty aggressive. You understand what I'm saying?

No Damone. I don't understand.

She wasn't really your girlfriend anyway.

Hey fuck you Damone. There's a lot of girls out there and you mess around with Stacy. What have you got to prove?

Jesus. I'm sorry.

I always stick up for you. Whenever people say 'Aw, that Damone is a loudmouth' -- and they say that a lot -- I say 'You just don't know Damone.' When someone says you're an idiot, I tell them 'Damone's not an idiot. You just don't know him.' Well, you know, Damone, maybe they do know you pretty good. And I'm just finding out.

Fine. Get lost.

What the fuck is this guy doing?

This ain't no cop.

My brother is going to kill us. He's gonna kill you and then he's gonna kill me. He's gonna kill us.

Just be glad you're all right.

My brother is gonna shit.

Make up your mind. Is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?

First he's gonna shit. And then he's gonna kill us.

Will you just relax, mon? He's not gonna kill us. My father is a television repairman. He's got all kinds of tools. I can fix-this car.

You can't fix this car, Spicoli.

I hear some surfer pulled a knife on Mr. Hand this morning.

No way! He just called him a dick.

God. People exaggerate so much at this school.

Was it great?

It was okay.

You'll always remember your first time.

It was nice.

So tell me, do you like Ron? Is it serious?

Come on, Linda. It's just sex.

Hey! That's my line!

I should quit this job. I'm going to get so fat working here... nobody will ever take me out.

Stacy. How many times do I have to tell you? You are really going to be beautiful... someday.

Thanks a lot.

Listen to this... 'What are your mate's three most erogenous zones?'

Okay, penis, that's one, balls...

Wouldn't penis and balls be the same category?

You're right. Probably penis, mouth and neck.

All right! Here's another one. 'The most satisfactory lovemaking occurs when your mate climaxes first, you climax first, you and your mate climax together?'

Climax together.

Does that ever happen?

No. But it's a nice idea.

Listen to this... it says 'Most women derive pleasure from sex, but they don't have real orgasms.'

What do you think it is?

It couldn't be.

It could be. I had a pregnancy test at the clinic. I'll find out Monday. I guess it was Damone.

Of course it was Damone. If it was Ron Johnson, you'd be out to here!

I'm not going to tell him. He's an asshole. I hate him.

But it costs money to have an abortion. Even at the Free Clinic. You tell Damone to pay for it. It's the least he can do. It's the guy's responsibility too.

I really thought he would show up. I waited... and waited... and waited...

That little prick.

Then I called his house, and his mother told me he was in the garage helping his father.

That little prick.

I paid for it and everything.

There goes your stereo for another year. Mike Damone is a no-brain little prick. I'm not letting him get away with this.

Don't do anything, Linda. I'd rather just forget about it. I don't even like the guy.

Stacy, he's not a guy. He's a little prick!

Another summer of working at Swenson's.

Come on. There's lots of men around here. Keep your eyes open.

You know, Linda. I've finally figured it out. It's not sex I want. Anyone can have sex.

What do you want?

I want romance.

Romance in Ridgemont? We don't even get cable TV.

Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?

Learning about Cuba. Having some food.

Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance in my class and on my time.

I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I'm here... and you're here... doesn't that make it our time?

Mr. Duke? Hello, Mr. Duke, I'm sorry we were cut off a moment ago... I thought I should call again, because I was wondering...

WHAT? What was that crazy bitch said to him? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!

Killed?

IN VIETNAM! ON THE GODDAMN TELEVISION!

Oh... yes... yes... This terrible war. When will it end?

Tell me. What do you want?

Rum and ice, please.

You're another one of these California boys. Your friend here's been tellin' us about dope fiends.

They're everywhere. Nobody's safe. And sure as hell not in the South. They like warm weather... You'd never believe it. In L.A. it's out of control. First it was drugs, now it's witchcraft.

Witchcraft? Shit, you can't mean it!

Hell, I really hate to hear this. Because everything that happens in California seems to get down our way, sooner or later. Mostly Atlanta. But that was back when the goddamn bastards were peaceful. All we had to do was to keep 'em under surveillance. They didn't roam around much... But now Jesus, it seems nobody's safe.

You're going to need to take the bull by the horns -- go to the mat with this scum.

What do you mean by that?

You know what I mean. We've done it before and we can damn well do it again!

O.K., O.K., yes. Hang onto it. We'll be there in thirty minutes. I finally located a car with adequate horsepower and the proper coloring. What?! OF COURSE the gentleman has a major credit card! Do you realize who the fuck you're talking to?

Don't take any guff from these swine. Now we need a sound store with the finest equipment. Nothing dinky. One of those new Belgian Heliowatts with a voice-activated shotgun mike, for picking up conversations in oncoming cars.

We won't make the nut unless we have unlimited credit.

We will. You Samoans are all the same. You have no faith in the essential decency of the white man's culture.

Turn up the fucking music! My heart feels like an alligator! Volume! Clarity! Bass! We must have bass! What's wrong with us? Are you goddamn old ladies?

You scurvy shyster bastard! Watch your language! You're talking to a Doctor of Journalism!

What the fuck are we doing out here? Somebody call the police! We need help!

Pay no attention to this swine. He can't handle the medicine.

The truth is we're going to Vegas to croak a scag baron named Savage Henry. I've known him for years but he ripped us off -- and you know what that means, right?

Savage Henry has cashed his check! We're going to rip his lungs out!

And eat them! That bastard won't get away with this! What's going on in this country when a scum sucker like that can get away with sandbagging a Doctor of Journalism?

Oh, Jesus! Did you see what god just did to us?

God didn't do that! You did it! You're a fucking narcotics agent, that was our cocaine, you pig!

You better be careful. Plenty of vultures out here. They'll pick your bones clean before morning.

You whore!

Jesus creeping shit!

Did the mescaline just kick in? Or was that Debbie Reynolds in a silver Afro wig?!

We wandered into a fucking time capsule!

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting The Fear.

Nonsense. We came here to find the American Dream, and now we're right in the vortex you want to quit. You must realize that we've found the Main Nerve.

That's what gives me The Fear.

Look over there. Two women fucking a Polar Bear.

Please, don't tell me those things... Not now. This is my last drink. How much money can you lend me?

Not much. Why?

I have to go.

GO?

Yes. Leave the country. Tonight.