MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Keep driving. Don't slow down.	Christ...
Lie on your stomach and come up on your elbows.	Why me?
Why me?	You want to kill a Jew. I already did.
How did you know they were Jews?	I can tell....
I can tell....	How?
How?	I was a Jew in a previous life.
Shoot him in the head. Always shoot a Jew in the head.	I'm a bad shot. I don't think I can --
I'm a bad shot. I don't think I can --	Just get him in the cross-hairs. With those shells, anywhere you hit him, it'll bounce around, rip his insides all up.
It's Friday....	Do I give a shit?
May He cause the light of His countenance to shine upon you and be gracious unto you....	Eat shit....
Eat shit....	...May you be blessed in your going forth as you were in your coming....
...May you be blessed in your going forth as you were in your coming....	EAT SHIT, ASSHOLES....
EAT SHIT, ASSHOLES....	And let us say...
Oh, fuck you...	As you know, Cindy, thirteen is a mystical number in the Jewish faith. We believe that God has thirteen attributes...
Plenty of women everywhere right?	Smoking is absolutely forbidden.
Smoking is absolutely forbidden.	It isn't lit yet.
It isn't lit yet.	You shouldn't even carry cigarettes on board!
You shouldn't even carry cigarettes on board!	Listen we're not supposed to piss either but that doesn't stop you from carrying "it" on board?!
Listen we're not supposed to piss either but that doesn't stop you from carrying "it" on board?!	The rules are the rules.
The rules are the rules.	... What's your name again?
... What's your name again?	Noireuter.
Noireuter.	And where did you say you were from?
And where did you say you were from?	I didn't say... Brussels!
Thanks for helping with the bag. It looks great!	I thought it was a nice place. Isn't it?
I thought it was a nice place. Isn't it?	I'm being a pain in the ass. It's beautiful here.
I changed the lock you son of a bitch!	... Sally?
... And if we repaint the walls, we'll need new curtains, you put the painters on you Visa and I'll do the curtains on American Express... for the couch there's Bloomingdales... or are you still over your limit?	Way past it.
Way past it.	Does that have a hidden meaning?
Does that have a hidden meaning?	No. I'm just depressed.
No. I'm just depressed.	You look it too. You haven't been working out, you haven't been taking your vitamins! You haven't been drinking your herbs, you haven't been...
You look it too. You haven't been working out, you haven't been taking your vitamins! You haven't been drinking your herbs, you haven't been...	I know, I know! I'm a terrible person... It's... I'm so damn, damn sad.
I know, I know! I'm a terrible person... It's... I'm so damn, damn sad.	What is it honey... the frenchy?
What is it honey... the frenchy?	Do you think I should have stayed? Don't you think maybe I should have stayed? I've been a jerk, right? I should have stayed! I was supposed to be in love... I was in love! I am in love, why did I act like a bitch? He went swimming. All the man did was go swimming! I must be crazy. It was too good to be true.
Do you think I should have stayed? Don't you think maybe I should have stayed? I've been a jerk, right? I should have stayed! I was supposed to be in love... I was in love! I am in love, why did I act like a bitch? He went swimming. All the man did was go swimming! I must be crazy. It was too good to be true.	Vitamins, exercise, herb tea... and see a doctor, will ya?
Alright Mordechai, now that we're alone I just want to say that I'm not happy about this. I don't want a repeat of that incident in the West Bank.	I got the job done didn't I? I did what I had to do.
I got the job done didn't I? I did what I had to do.	A settlement completely demolished, ten smashed army jeeps, four dead Arabs. G dash D damn it, Hammer! You think you're above the Ten Commandments? Just find Santa Claus and bring him back to us. No heroics, got it?
A settlement completely demolished, ten smashed army jeeps, four dead Arabs. G dash D damn it, Hammer! You think you're above the Ten Commandments? Just find Santa Claus and bring him back to us. No heroics, got it?	Hey, it's your Bar Mitzvah. I'm just readin' the Torah portion.
Oh my god. She's become my pimp. And she's whoring her bitch-son out to the highest bidder.	No. It's not like that. You're being completely neurotic. I was just playing along...
Actually, I...I don't. What does that mean?	Oh. It means that Santa's gonna fuck Hanukkah's shit up.
Oh. It means that Santa's gonna fuck Hanukkah's shit up.	Not if I can help it. You got any information for me?
Bootleg copies of the Frank Capra classic, 'It's A Wonderful Life.'	That's some cold shit.
You okay?	No. I'm airsick you asshole! Where the hell did these reindeer learn to fly?
No. I'm airsick you asshole! Where the hell did these reindeer learn to fly?	I don't know. Why don't you ask them sir.
Maybe I should just forget all about money - - forget about mamma and the kids and the rent, huh - marry some poor dope like -- oh, like Carlos Dominguez - - and get fat and -	Who's Carlos Dom-what's-his-name?
Oh, by the way -- I'm out of cash --	Didn't you take your cut out of the closing check?
Didn't you take your cut out of the closing check?	I got into a little crap game.
I got into a little crap game.	That's funny -- I never knew you to lose that much before --
Why the hell couldnt you divorce the man?	You wouldnt understand.
Its give and take time, Mr Lombard. You need help, we need information. You didnt really expect me to put my ass on the line helping a criminal just for the thrill of it, did you?	A criminal?
A criminal?	Did you not enter this country illegally?
Damn it! You cant fucking walk away from this!	Its up to you whether they walk or not.
...Im Emily Stewart. The hysterical female who sees evil everywhere since the day her thirteen year-old boy disappeared. The pain in the ass who cries wolf at the drop of a hat. However I go about this thats who I am. Do you get what Im fucking saying, Mr Lombard?	What about your friendly cop?
What about your friendly cop?	My ex-husband. My work drove him away. Made his life a misery. He thinks Im obsessed, punishing myself for what happened to our son. But hes a good guy. Hell listen to you. He wont turn you in if I ask him not to. I can pretty much guarantee that. Okay?
Shit! Fuck! Whats fucking wrong with people! Im going to bed. And sweet dreams to you to!	Shell be alright. Shes tough...
Who are you?	Where is the Austrian? Is Friedman the Austrian?
Where is the Austrian? Is Friedman the Austrian?	Yes. Friedmans the fuckin Austrian!
Yes. Friedmans the fuckin Austrian!	Where is he?
Where is he?	I dont know. Hes gone! Hes gone. I dont fucking know where, I swear... Hes gone. On holiday...
I dont know. Hes gone! Hes gone. I dont fucking know where, I swear... Hes gone. On holiday...	...On holiday?
...On holiday?	Yeah... This morning. He left this fucking bloody morning... Jesus, man, my knees...
Is it real? You people are sick.	Huh. Id have thought a tough guy like you would know better. The sick ones are out there, friend. They make up the clientèle. Get rid of them and were out of business.
Huh. Id have thought a tough guy like you would know better. The sick ones are out there, friend. They make up the clientèle. Get rid of them and were out of business.	Only feeding the disease, eh, Martin?
Only feeding the disease, eh, Martin?	Money talks, bullshit walks, whether you like it or not.
Money talks, bullshit walks, whether you like it or not.	Maybe I dont.
Maybe I dont.	Maybe you should. Think about it. Those who can afford our goods do their thing without upsetting anyone. Those who cant do it to kids from the streets or their own family and it makes upsetting headlines.
Maybe you should. Think about it. Those who can afford our goods do their thing without upsetting anyone. Those who cant do it to kids from the streets or their own family and it makes upsetting headlines.	Im overcome by your public-spiritedness.
Im overcome by your public-spiritedness.	Boys like the one you met today are surplus. Commodities worth a handful of notes in whatever arsehole of the world they happen to be born into. We improve some lives buying them where theyre not wanted, improve still more selling them where they are. Is that too hard for you?
You know what, Martin? I ought to tie you down with your old arse up in the air and advertise the hole in the middle of it to the world. Free. And hope you never die.	Huh... Im sure thered be lots of takers.
Huh... Im sure thered be lots of takers.	Could someone have hurt you that bad?
Your lady friend did.	The ladys not a friend. Shes a whore. Someone at a special screening I attended mentioned certain goods could be got from an Austrian here in London. And not just movies.
Now, can you stand up? Can you use your legs and stand up?	I... How long have I been here?
I... How long have I been here?	Three days and thats three days too many.Come on. Get your ass up.
Welcome to the club.	Excuse me?
Excuse me?	I hear youre looking for Leon. That makes me, his old-lady, and now you, looking for the little bastard. Leons gone, man. Vanished. You interested in his photographs?
I hear youre looking for Leon. That makes me, his old-lady, and now you, looking for the little bastard. Leons gone, man. Vanished. You interested in his photographs?	Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.	No shit... Well, Im afraid I cant help you.
No shit... Well, Im afraid I cant help you.	I take it you dont know where he is, then?
I take it you dont know where he is, then?	Huh! You could always try Suicide Bridge. You dont know Leon, do you?
Huh! You could always try Suicide Bridge. You dont know Leon, do you?	I know his work better than I know him.
I know his work better than I know him.	Let me put it this way then; the photographs and the man? One and the same, man, one and the same. At best fucking weird, at worst fucked-up fucking weird. Maybe you should think yourself lucky. Some folks just aint worth getting involved with. And Leon sure is one of em.
Let me put it this way then; the photographs and the man? One and the same, man, one and the same. At best fucking weird, at worst fucked-up fucking weird. Maybe you should think yourself lucky. Some folks just aint worth getting involved with. And Leon sure is one of em.	What about his girlfriend?
What about his girlfriend?	What about which girlfriend?
What about which girlfriend?	Small, blond, good-looking. She was with him when we met. She had a funny English accent.
Small, blond, good-looking. She was with him when we met. She had a funny English accent.	Oh. Thatd be Rhian, a Welsh chick he used to lay at weekends. She got wise and dumped him months ago...
Oh. Thatd be Rhian, a Welsh chick he used to lay at weekends. She got wise and dumped him months ago...	Would you know where I might reach her?
Would you know where I might reach her?	Yeah! Somewhere in Wales. I dont really know her. Used to turn up in a Transit van on weekends, sell old furniture at Camden. Thats how come he only laid her at weekends, ha ha...
Yeah! Somewhere in Wales. I dont really know her. Used to turn up in a Transit van on weekends, sell old furniture at Camden. Thats how come he only laid her at weekends, ha ha...	Could that be Camden Market?
Could that be Camden Market?	Yeah. Why? Youre going to look for her... Shit! You really think his pictures are that good?
Yeah. Why? Youre going to look for her... Shit! You really think his pictures are that good?	Fucked-up fucking weird.
Okay, shitbag. Im only going to ask you this once. Where is Friedman?	Who? I dont know who the fuck youre talking about, sunshine.
Who? I dont know who the fuck youre talking about, sunshine.	Gluck.
Gluck.	Figlio di puttana. Youre the French asshole who bumped off the London guys...
Figlio di puttana. Youre the French asshole who bumped off the London guys...	Five seconds. Then you die.
Five seconds. Then you die.	Fuck...
Fuck...	Three...
Three...	Glucks dead, you sonofabitch!
Why did you kill Friedman?	Let me give you a tip, asshole - no one pulls stunts like what you pulled in London and here tonight and hopes to get away with it. It upsets people. Its wrong. Fucking wrong.
Let me give you a tip, asshole - no one pulls stunts like what you pulled in London and here tonight and hopes to get away with it. It upsets people. Its wrong. Fucking wrong.	Why did you kill him?
Why did you kill him?	Huh! You turned him into a liability, didnt you know?
Huh! You turned him into a liability, didnt you know?	Nice way to help a colleague in trouble.

Keep driving. Don't slow down.

Christ...

Lie on your stomach and come up on your elbows.

Why me?

You want to kill a Jew. I already did.

How did you know they were Jews?

I can tell....

How?

I was a Jew in a previous life.

Shoot him in the head. Always shoot a Jew in the head.

I'm a bad shot. I don't think I can --

Just get him in the cross-hairs. With those shells, anywhere you hit him, it'll bounce around, rip his insides all up.

It's Friday....

Do I give a shit?

May He cause the light of His countenance to shine upon you and be gracious unto you....

Eat shit....

...May you be blessed in your going forth as you were in your coming....

EAT SHIT, ASSHOLES....

And let us say...

Oh, fuck you...

As you know, Cindy, thirteen is a mystical number in the Jewish faith. We believe that God has thirteen attributes...

Plenty of women everywhere right?

Smoking is absolutely forbidden.

It isn't lit yet.

You shouldn't even carry cigarettes on board!

Listen we're not supposed to piss either but that doesn't stop you from carrying "it" on board?!

The rules are the rules.

... What's your name again?

Noireuter.

And where did you say you were from?

I didn't say... Brussels!

Thanks for helping with the bag. It looks great!

I thought it was a nice place. Isn't it?

I'm being a pain in the ass. It's beautiful here.

I changed the lock you son of a bitch!

... Sally?

... And if we repaint the walls, we'll need new curtains, you put the painters on you Visa and I'll do the curtains on American Express... for the couch there's Bloomingdales... or are you still over your limit?

Way past it.

Does that have a hidden meaning?

No. I'm just depressed.

You look it too. You haven't been working out, you haven't been taking your vitamins! You haven't been drinking your herbs, you haven't been...

I know, I know! I'm a terrible person... It's... I'm so damn, damn sad.

What is it honey... the frenchy?

Do you think I should have stayed? Don't you think maybe I should have stayed? I've been a jerk, right? I should have stayed! I was supposed to be in love... I was in love! I am in love, why did I act like a bitch? He went swimming. All the man did was go swimming! I must be crazy. It was too good to be true.

Vitamins, exercise, herb tea... and see a doctor, will ya?

Alright Mordechai, now that we're alone I just want to say that I'm not happy about this. I don't want a repeat of that incident in the West Bank.

I got the job done didn't I? I did what I had to do.

A settlement completely demolished, ten smashed army jeeps, four dead Arabs. G dash D damn it, Hammer! You think you're above the Ten Commandments? Just find Santa Claus and bring him back to us. No heroics, got it?

Hey, it's your Bar Mitzvah. I'm just readin' the Torah portion.

Oh my god. She's become my pimp. And she's whoring her bitch-son out to the highest bidder.

No. It's not like that. You're being completely neurotic. I was just playing along...

Actually, I...I don't. What does that mean?

Oh. It means that Santa's gonna fuck Hanukkah's shit up.

Not if I can help it. You got any information for me?

Bootleg copies of the Frank Capra classic, 'It's A Wonderful Life.'

That's some cold shit.

You okay?

No. I'm airsick you asshole! Where the hell did these reindeer learn to fly?

I don't know. Why don't you ask them sir.

Maybe I should just forget all about money - - forget about mamma and the kids and the rent, huh - marry some poor dope like -- oh, like Carlos Dominguez - - and get fat and -

Who's Carlos Dom-what's-his-name?

Oh, by the way -- I'm out of cash --

Didn't you take your cut out of the closing check?

I got into a little crap game.

That's funny -- I never knew you to lose that much before --

Why the hell couldnt you divorce the man?

You wouldnt understand.

Its give and take time, Mr Lombard. You need help, we need information. You didnt really expect me to put my ass on the line helping a criminal just for the thrill of it, did you?

A criminal?

Did you not enter this country illegally?

Damn it! You cant fucking walk away from this!

Its up to you whether they walk or not.

...Im Emily Stewart. The hysterical female who sees evil everywhere since the day her thirteen year-old boy disappeared. The pain in the ass who cries wolf at the drop of a hat. However I go about this thats who I am. Do you get what Im fucking saying, Mr Lombard?

What about your friendly cop?

My ex-husband. My work drove him away. Made his life a misery. He thinks Im obsessed, punishing myself for what happened to our son. But hes a good guy. Hell listen to you. He wont turn you in if I ask him not to. I can pretty much guarantee that. Okay?

Shit! Fuck! Whats fucking wrong with people! Im going to bed. And sweet dreams to you to!

Shell be alright. Shes tough...

Who are you?

Where is the Austrian? Is Friedman the Austrian?

Yes. Friedmans the fuckin Austrian!

Where is he?

I dont know. Hes gone! Hes gone. I dont fucking know where, I swear... Hes gone. On holiday...

...On holiday?

Yeah... This morning. He left this fucking bloody morning... Jesus, man, my knees...

Is it real? You people are sick.

Huh. Id have thought a tough guy like you would know better. The sick ones are out there, friend. They make up the clientèle. Get rid of them and were out of business.

Only feeding the disease, eh, Martin?

Money talks, bullshit walks, whether you like it or not.

Maybe I dont.

Maybe you should. Think about it. Those who can afford our goods do their thing without upsetting anyone. Those who cant do it to kids from the streets or their own family and it makes upsetting headlines.

Im overcome by your public-spiritedness.

Boys like the one you met today are surplus. Commodities worth a handful of notes in whatever arsehole of the world they happen to be born into. We improve some lives buying them where theyre not wanted, improve still more selling them where they are. Is that too hard for you?

You know what, Martin? I ought to tie you down with your old arse up in the air and advertise the hole in the middle of it to the world. Free. And hope you never die.

Huh... Im sure thered be lots of takers.

Could someone have hurt you that bad?

Your lady friend did.

The ladys not a friend. Shes a whore. Someone at a special screening I attended mentioned certain goods could be got from an Austrian here in London. And not just movies.

Now, can you stand up? Can you use your legs and stand up?

I... How long have I been here?

Three days and thats three days too many.Come on. Get your ass up.

Welcome to the club.

Excuse me?

I hear youre looking for Leon. That makes me, his old-lady, and now you, looking for the little bastard. Leons gone, man. Vanished. You interested in his photographs?

Uh-huh.

No shit... Well, Im afraid I cant help you.

I take it you dont know where he is, then?

Huh! You could always try Suicide Bridge. You dont know Leon, do you?

I know his work better than I know him.

Let me put it this way then; the photographs and the man? One and the same, man, one and the same. At best fucking weird, at worst fucked-up fucking weird. Maybe you should think yourself lucky. Some folks just aint worth getting involved with. And Leon sure is one of em.

What about his girlfriend?

What about which girlfriend?

Small, blond, good-looking. She was with him when we met. She had a funny English accent.

Oh. Thatd be Rhian, a Welsh chick he used to lay at weekends. She got wise and dumped him months ago...

Would you know where I might reach her?

Yeah! Somewhere in Wales. I dont really know her. Used to turn up in a Transit van on weekends, sell old furniture at Camden. Thats how come he only laid her at weekends, ha ha...

Could that be Camden Market?

Yeah. Why? Youre going to look for her... Shit! You really think his pictures are that good?

Fucked-up fucking weird.

Okay, shitbag. Im only going to ask you this once. Where is Friedman?

Who? I dont know who the fuck youre talking about, sunshine.

Gluck.

Figlio di puttana. Youre the French asshole who bumped off the London guys...

Five seconds. Then you die.

Fuck...

Three...

Glucks dead, you sonofabitch!

Why did you kill Friedman?

Let me give you a tip, asshole - no one pulls stunts like what you pulled in London and here tonight and hopes to get away with it. It upsets people. Its wrong. Fucking wrong.

Why did you kill him?

Huh! You turned him into a liability, didnt you know?

Nice way to help a colleague in trouble.