MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Krinkle, this is it. We got it, man. And it's all ours. I mean talk about fallin' into somethin'. You shoulda seen it, it was beautiful. Dimes is hittin' him from the left about being fucked in the ass by niggers, I'm hittin' him form the right about not likin' pussy anymore, finally he starts cryin', and then it was all over -	Krinkle, you're lookin' at the two future cops of the month. We have it, and if I say we, I don't mean me and him, I'm referring to the whole department. Haven't had a decent bust this whole month. Well, we mighta come in like a lamb, but we're goin' out like a lion -
Nicholson and I.	Nicholson and I go to work on him. Now er know somthing's rotten in Denmark, 'cause this dickhead had a big bag, and it's uncut, too, so we're sweatin' him, trying to find out where he got it. Scarin' the shit outta him.
Nicholson and I go to work on him. Now er know somthing's rotten in Denmark, 'cause this dickhead had a big bag, and it's uncut, too, so we're sweatin' him, trying to find out where he got it. Scarin' the shit outta him.	Which wasn't too hard, the guy was a real squid.
Which wasn't too hard, the guy was a real squid.	So we got this guy scared shitless and he starts talkin'. And, Krinkle, you ain't gonna fuckin' believe it.
He knows.	How the fuck could he know?
How the fuck could he know?	He saw the wire.
He saw the wire.	How's he supposed to see the wire?
How's he supposed to see the wire?	He knows something's up.
What was I sayin'?	Rock whores.
Rock whores.	You ain't seen nothin' like these rock whores. They ass be young man. They got that fine young pussy. Bitches want the rock they be a freak for you. They give you hips, lips, and fingertips.
I'll keep lover boy here entertained. You know the first thing I'll do when she gets here. I think I'll make her suck my dick, and I'll come all in her face. I mean it ain't nuttin' new. She's done it before. But I want you as a audience. Marty, what the fuck are you doin'?	I'm tryin' to find my jacket.
I'm tryin' to find my jacket.	Look in the hamper. Linda's been dumpin' everybody's stray clothes there lately.
Nigger, get outta my face with that bullshit.	Naw man, I don't be eatin' that shit.
Naw man, I don't be eatin' that shit.	That's bullshit.
Naw man, that's some serious shit.	Nigger, you lie like a big dog.
Preach on, Big D.	Look here. If I ever did eat some pussy - I would never eat any pussy - but, if I did eat some pussy, I sure as hell wouldn't tell no goddamn body. I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker.
Yeah, that's right, laugh. It's so funny, oh it's so funny. There used to be a time when sisters didn't know shit about gettin' their pussy licked. Then the sixties came an' they started fuckin' around with white boys. And white boys are freaks for that shit -	- Because it's good!
- Because it's good!	Then, after a while sisters use to gettin' their little pussy eat. And because you white boys had to make pigs out of yourselves, you fucked it up for every nigger in the world everywhere.
Well fuck you guys then! You guys are fucked up!	Why you trippin'? We jus' fuckin' with ya. But I wanna ask you a question. You with some fine bitch, I mean a brick shithouse bitch - you're with Jayne Kennedy. You're with Jayne Kennedy and you say "Bitch, suck my dick!" and then Jayne Kennedy says, "First things first, nigger, I ain't suckin' shit till you bring your ass over here and lick my bush!" Now, what do you say?
Why you trippin'? We jus' fuckin' with ya. But I wanna ask you a question. You with some fine bitch, I mean a brick shithouse bitch - you're with Jayne Kennedy. You're with Jayne Kennedy and you say "Bitch, suck my dick!" and then Jayne Kennedy says, "First things first, nigger, I ain't suckin' shit till you bring your ass over here and lick my bush!" Now, what do you say?	I tell Jayne Kennedy, "Suck my dick or I'll beat your ass!"
You tell Jayne Kennedy to fuck it?	If it came down to who eats who, damn skippy.
If it came down to who eats who, damn skippy.	With that terrible mug of yours if Jayne Kennedy told you to eat her pussy, kiss her ass, lick her feet, chow on her shit, and suck her dog's dick, nigger, you'd aim to please.
Fuck! I knew it! I fucking knew it! I should have my head examined, driving like this! Kandi, you gotta help me.	What can I do?
You gotta hold this for me.	You must be high. Uh-huh. No way.
You must be high. Uh-huh. No way.	Just put it in your purse.
Just put it in your purse.	I'm not gonna put that shit in my purse.
I'm not gonna put that shit in my purse.	They won't search you. I promise. You haven't done anything.
They won't search you. I promise. You haven't done anything.	No way, JosÈ.
No way, JosÈ.	Please, they'll be here any minute. Just put it in your bra.
Please, they'll be here any minute. Just put it in your bra.	I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm not wearing a bra.	Put it in your pants.
Put it in your pants.	No.
No.	You're the one who wanted to drive fast.
You're the one who wanted to drive fast.	Read my lips.
What was the Jew-boy's name?	Donowitz, he said.
It's the kidnap woman -- the one who was with the guy who tied us up.	What's she doing?
What's she doing?	She's drawing attention to us, that's what she's doing. ... I don't know what you're up to this time, Mason, but you're gonna get us in deep shit!
I can't believe this is a coincidence, Mr. Cole. Have you been...following me?	You told me you'd help me. I know this isn't what you meant, but...I was desperate... no money...bum leg... sleeping on the streets. I probably smell bad. Sorry about that. But then I saw your book in a store window with a notice about your lecture. I can read, remember?
You told me you'd help me. I know this isn't what you meant, but...I was desperate... no money...bum leg... sleeping on the streets. I probably smell bad. Sorry about that. But then I saw your book in a store window with a notice about your lecture. I can read, remember?	Yes, I remember. Why do you want to go to Philadelphia?
Yes, I remember. Why do you want to go to Philadelphia?	It's the next step. I checked out the Baltimore information, it was nothing. It's Philadelphia, that's where they are, the ones who killed everyone. Zs that a radio? Does it play music?
I don't have time to go upstairs. The police are looking for me. I need to know where it is and exactly what it is.	I get it! This is your old plan, right?
I get it! This is your old plan, right?	Plan? What are you talking about?
Plan? What are you talking about?	Remember? We were in the dayroom, watching TV, and you were all upset about the...desecration of the planet. And you said to me, "Wouldn't it be great if there was a germ or a virus that could wipe out mankind and leave the plants and animals just as they are?" You do remember that, don't you?
Remember? We were in the dayroom, watching TV, and you were all upset about the...desecration of the planet. And you said to me, "Wouldn't it be great if there was a germ or a virus that could wipe out mankind and leave the plants and animals just as they are?" You do remember that, don't you?	Bulishit! You're fucking with my head!
Bulishit! You're fucking with my head!	And that's when I told you my father was this famous virologist and you said, "Hey, he could make a germ and we could steal it!"
And that's when I told you my father was this famous virologist and you said, "Hey, he could make a germ and we could steal it!"	Listen, you dumb fuck! The thing mutates We live underground! The world belongs to the fucking dogs and cats. We're like moles or worms. All we want to do is study the original...
Me? Are you kiddin? You're the one! You were a hero, man. They gave you a pardon! And whadda you do? You come back and fuck with your teeth! Wow!	How did you find me?
How did you find me?	The phone call, man. The phone call.
The phone call, man. The phone call.	The call I just made? Five minutes ago?
The call I just made? Five minutes ago?	Hey, five minutes ago, thirty years ago! Yes, that phone call. I been in training for this a couple a months now -- ever since I got back from that... "weird" war we were in. You remember that? Here, take it, man! You could still be a hero if you'd cooperate!
What...virus?	She knew about it, Jeffrey. She knew you were going to try this.
She knew about it, Jeffrey. She knew you were going to try this.	What virus are we talking about, Dad?
What virus are we talking about, Dad?	You're insane, Jeffrey.
You're insane, Jeffrey.	You "develop" viruses and you're calling me insane? Typical. What does this virus attack? Don't tell me, you sick fuck, it doesn't matter. Have I ever "developed" a virus? Do I put helpless animals in cages and measure their reactions to electrical stimuli? Do I inject radioactive substances into living creatures and examine their bowel movements? Wow! And I'm crazy!
You "develop" viruses and you're calling me insane? Typical. What does this virus attack? Don't tell me, you sick fuck, it doesn't matter. Have I ever "developed" a virus? Do I put helpless animals in cages and measure their reactions to electrical stimuli? Do I inject radioactive substances into living creatures and examine their bowel movements? Wow! And I'm crazy!	Please tell me, Jeffrey, what exactly are you going to do? I don't have to tell you I'm afraid.
Please tell me, Jeffrey, what exactly are you going to do? I don't have to tell you I'm afraid.	THIS IS A FUCKING EXPERIMENT! YOU'RE OUR HELPLESS LITTLE TEST ANIMAL, DADDY. GOT THAT? NOW -- WHAT FUCKING VIRUS HAVE YOU COME UP WITH, YOU DEMENTED FUCKING MANIAC?
Oh, Jesus.	I hope you wasn't pettin' him none, was you?
I hope you wasn't pettin' him none, was you?	What the hell are you keeping a dead dog around for?
What the hell are you keeping a dead dog around for?	He's only just dead. What was I supposed to do with him? I can't take him away anywhere. And nobody wants to take him for me. Do you?
He's only just dead. What was I supposed to do with him? I can't take him away anywhere. And nobody wants to take him for me. Do you?	He no!
He no!	See. Ain't nothing I can do but keep him here beside me. That's where he belongs anyways. Me and Jesse, that's my dog, not anymore, but me and Jesse we been pals since the war when I lost my eyes. He was just a pup then . . .
The day wasn't so bad. We all got through it all right.	Ain't over yet. Night is part of day; separate, but equal. Night is when you let your guard down; when you see things in the shadows and hear things in the dark.
Ain't over yet. Night is part of day; separate, but equal. Night is when you let your guard down; when you see things in the shadows and hear things in the dark.	You're a hell of a pessimist, old man.
You're a hell of a pessimist, old man.	Night is when you want to sleep, but the dry heat keeps you tossin' and turnin'. It's when you wish the sun was bakin' high in the sky so you could see what it is you're afraid of.
Night is when you want to sleep, but the dry heat keeps you tossin' and turnin'. It's when you wish the sun was bakin' high in the sky so you could see what it is you're afraid of.	You afraid of the dark?
You afraid of the dark?	Afraid of it? Boy, I live in the dark. People are afraid of what they can't see. I can't see nuthin', so it's all the same to me. Kiss from a beautiful woman, a lick from a dog. The kiss of death. It's all the same.
Afraid of it? Boy, I live in the dark. People are afraid of what they can't see. I can't see nuthin', so it's all the same to me. Kiss from a beautiful woman, a lick from a dog. The kiss of death. It's all the same.	You don't fear death?
You don't fear death?	We was born to die, boy. From the minute you take your first breath you got a death sentence hanging over your head. You just don't know where, or when, or how. Don't make sense worryin' about the particulars.
We was born to die, boy. From the minute you take your first breath you got a death sentence hanging over your head. You just don't know where, or when, or how. Don't make sense worryin' about the particulars.	We're all just floating along like twigs in a stream, so enjoy the ride. Is that it?
We're all just floating along like twigs in a stream, so enjoy the ride. Is that it?	More or less.
More or less.	Not this twig, friend. I got plans.
Not this twig, friend. I got plans.	We all got plans. I planned on seeing all my life. I know you didn't plan on straying into town.
We all got plans. I planned on seeing all my life. I know you didn't plan on straying into town.	No and I don't plan on sticking around either. I don't guess I'll be seeing you again. Take it easy.
No and I don't plan on sticking around either. I don't guess I'll be seeing you again. Take it easy.	Same back at you.
It's nonsense.	It is not.
It is not.	A coin's got two sides. When you flip it there's a fifty-fifty chance it'll be heads or tails. Boyd thinks if you flip a coin ten times half the time it'll come up each side.
A coin's got two sides. When you flip it there's a fifty-fifty chance it'll be heads or tails. Boyd thinks if you flip a coin ten times half the time it'll come up each side.	It will.
It will.	No it won't. You just don't know shit about statistics.
Hey.	Hey, your . . . what the hell happened to you.
Hey, your . . . what the hell happened to you.	Nothing.
Nothing.	Don't look like nothing.
Don't look like nothing.	Just banged my head. It was an accident.
Just banged my head. It was an accident.	Another accident? You got to be more careful.
Look, I just want to pick up my car.	She's all yours. Put a new hose in it, and she runs like a dream now.
She's all yours. Put a new hose in it, and she runs like a dream now.	How much?
How much?	Well . . . parts, labor . . . let's call it a hundred-fifty bucks.
Well . . . parts, labor . . . let's call it a hundred-fifty bucks.	How much!?
How much!?	Hundred-fifty.
Hundred-fifty.	To replace a God damn radiator hose!?
To replace a God damn radiator hose!?	A God damn radiator hose in a sixty- four-and-a-half Mustang. You know how long it took me to find that hose?
A God damn radiator hose in a sixty- four-and-a-half Mustang. You know how long it took me to find that hose?	About an hour and a half, because that's all the longer I've been gone.
About an hour and a half, because that's all the longer I've been gone.	That's about an hour and a half longer than I usually spend looking for parts. You're the one thinks that car's so damn fancy. What you expect but fancy damn prices?
That's about an hour and a half longer than I usually spend looking for parts. You're the one thinks that car's so damn fancy. What you expect but fancy damn prices?	That's a Ford, not a Ferrari. You going to tell me no one else in this shit hole drives a Ford?
That's a Ford, not a Ferrari. You going to tell me no one else in this shit hole drives a Ford?	That's not just a Ford, that's a sixty-four-and-a-half Mustang.
That's not just a Ford, that's a sixty-four-and-a-half Mustang.	What's that got to do with the radiator hose?
What's that got to do with the radiator hose?	I don't know, but it's the reason I'm living here and you're just passing through. Now you owe me a hundred-fifty dollars.
I don't know, but it's the reason I'm living here and you're just passing through. Now you owe me a hundred-fifty dollars.	It might as well be fifteen-hundred dollars, because I don't have the money.
It might as well be fifteen-hundred dollars, because I don't have the money.	Then you ain't gonna have the car.
Then you ain't gonna have the car.	Listen, man. I got rolled half and hour ago for everything I had.
Then you're only a hundred-forty- five in the hole. Now why don't you just take your Visa Express Silver Card, call Karl Malden and have him send you the money lickity split.	I don't have a credit card. They took my wallet.

Krinkle, this is it. We got it, man. And it's all ours. I mean talk about fallin' into somethin'. You shoulda seen it, it was beautiful. Dimes is hittin' him from the left about being fucked in the ass by niggers, I'm hittin' him form the right about not likin' pussy anymore, finally he starts cryin', and then it was all over -

Krinkle, you're lookin' at the two future cops of the month. We have it, and if I say we, I don't mean me and him, I'm referring to the whole department. Haven't had a decent bust this whole month. Well, we mighta come in like a lamb, but we're goin' out like a lion -

Nicholson and I.

Nicholson and I go to work on him. Now er know somthing's rotten in Denmark, 'cause this dickhead had a big bag, and it's uncut, too, so we're sweatin' him, trying to find out where he got it. Scarin' the shit outta him.

Which wasn't too hard, the guy was a real squid.

So we got this guy scared shitless and he starts talkin'. And, Krinkle, you ain't gonna fuckin' believe it.

He knows.

How the fuck could he know?

He saw the wire.

How's he supposed to see the wire?

He knows something's up.

What was I sayin'?

Rock whores.

You ain't seen nothin' like these rock whores. They ass be young man. They got that fine young pussy. Bitches want the rock they be a freak for you. They give you hips, lips, and fingertips.

I'll keep lover boy here entertained. You know the first thing I'll do when she gets here. I think I'll make her suck my dick, and I'll come all in her face. I mean it ain't nuttin' new. She's done it before. But I want you as a audience. Marty, what the fuck are you doin'?

I'm tryin' to find my jacket.

Look in the hamper. Linda's been dumpin' everybody's stray clothes there lately.

Nigger, get outta my face with that bullshit.

Naw man, I don't be eatin' that shit.

That's bullshit.

Naw man, that's some serious shit.

Nigger, you lie like a big dog.

Preach on, Big D.

Look here. If I ever did eat some pussy - I would never eat any pussy - but, if I did eat some pussy, I sure as hell wouldn't tell no goddamn body. I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker.

Yeah, that's right, laugh. It's so funny, oh it's so funny. There used to be a time when sisters didn't know shit about gettin' their pussy licked. Then the sixties came an' they started fuckin' around with white boys. And white boys are freaks for that shit -

- Because it's good!

Then, after a while sisters use to gettin' their little pussy eat. And because you white boys had to make pigs out of yourselves, you fucked it up for every nigger in the world everywhere.

Well fuck you guys then! You guys are fucked up!

Why you trippin'? We jus' fuckin' with ya. But I wanna ask you a question. You with some fine bitch, I mean a brick shithouse bitch - you're with Jayne Kennedy. You're with Jayne Kennedy and you say "Bitch, suck my dick!" and then Jayne Kennedy says, "First things first, nigger, I ain't suckin' shit till you bring your ass over here and lick my bush!" Now, what do you say?

I tell Jayne Kennedy, "Suck my dick or I'll beat your ass!"

You tell Jayne Kennedy to fuck it?

If it came down to who eats who, damn skippy.

With that terrible mug of yours if Jayne Kennedy told you to eat her pussy, kiss her ass, lick her feet, chow on her shit, and suck her dog's dick, nigger, you'd aim to please.

Fuck! I knew it! I fucking knew it! I should have my head examined, driving like this! Kandi, you gotta help me.

What can I do?

You gotta hold this for me.

You must be high. Uh-huh. No way.

Just put it in your purse.

I'm not gonna put that shit in my purse.

They won't search you. I promise. You haven't done anything.

No way, JosÈ.

Please, they'll be here any minute. Just put it in your bra.

I'm not wearing a bra.

Put it in your pants.

No.

You're the one who wanted to drive fast.

Read my lips.

What was the Jew-boy's name?

Donowitz, he said.

It's the kidnap woman -- the one who was with the guy who tied us up.

What's she doing?

She's drawing attention to us, that's what she's doing. ... I don't know what you're up to this time, Mason, but you're gonna get us in deep shit!

I can't believe this is a coincidence, Mr. Cole. Have you been...following me?

You told me you'd help me. I know this isn't what you meant, but...I was desperate... no money...bum leg... sleeping on the streets. I probably smell bad. Sorry about that. But then I saw your book in a store window with a notice about your lecture. I can read, remember?

Yes, I remember. Why do you want to go to Philadelphia?

It's the next step. I checked out the Baltimore information, it was nothing. It's Philadelphia, that's where they are, the ones who killed everyone. Zs that a radio? Does it play music?

I don't have time to go upstairs. The police are looking for me. I need to know where it is and exactly what it is.

I get it! This is your old plan, right?

Plan? What are you talking about?

Remember? We were in the dayroom, watching TV, and you were all upset about the...desecration of the planet. And you said to me, "Wouldn't it be great if there was a germ or a virus that could wipe out mankind and leave the plants and animals just as they are?" You do remember that, don't you?

Bulishit! You're fucking with my head!

And that's when I told you my father was this famous virologist and you said, "Hey, he could make a germ and we could steal it!"

Listen, you dumb fuck! The thing mutates We live underground! The world belongs to the fucking dogs and cats. We're like moles or worms. All we want to do is study the original...

Me? Are you kiddin? You're the one! You were a hero, man. They gave you a pardon! And whadda you do? You come back and fuck with your teeth! Wow!

How did you find me?

The phone call, man. The phone call.

The call I just made? Five minutes ago?

Hey, five minutes ago, thirty years ago! Yes, that phone call. I been in training for this a couple a months now -- ever since I got back from that... "weird" war we were in. You remember that? Here, take it, man! You could still be a hero if you'd cooperate!

What...virus?

She knew about it, Jeffrey. She knew you were going to try this.

What virus are we talking about, Dad?

You're insane, Jeffrey.

You "develop" viruses and you're calling me insane? Typical. What does this virus attack? Don't tell me, you sick fuck, it doesn't matter. Have I ever "developed" a virus? Do I put helpless animals in cages and measure their reactions to electrical stimuli? Do I inject radioactive substances into living creatures and examine their bowel movements? Wow! And I'm crazy!

Please tell me, Jeffrey, what exactly are you going to do? I don't have to tell you I'm afraid.

THIS IS A FUCKING EXPERIMENT! YOU'RE OUR HELPLESS LITTLE TEST ANIMAL, DADDY. GOT THAT? NOW -- WHAT FUCKING VIRUS HAVE YOU COME UP WITH, YOU DEMENTED FUCKING MANIAC?

Oh, Jesus.

I hope you wasn't pettin' him none, was you?

What the hell are you keeping a dead dog around for?

He's only just dead. What was I supposed to do with him? I can't take him away anywhere. And nobody wants to take him for me. Do you?

He no!

See. Ain't nothing I can do but keep him here beside me. That's where he belongs anyways. Me and Jesse, that's my dog, not anymore, but me and Jesse we been pals since the war when I lost my eyes. He was just a pup then . . .

The day wasn't so bad. We all got through it all right.

Ain't over yet. Night is part of day; separate, but equal. Night is when you let your guard down; when you see things in the shadows and hear things in the dark.

You're a hell of a pessimist, old man.

Night is when you want to sleep, but the dry heat keeps you tossin' and turnin'. It's when you wish the sun was bakin' high in the sky so you could see what it is you're afraid of.

You afraid of the dark?

Afraid of it? Boy, I live in the dark. People are afraid of what they can't see. I can't see nuthin', so it's all the same to me. Kiss from a beautiful woman, a lick from a dog. The kiss of death. It's all the same.

You don't fear death?

We was born to die, boy. From the minute you take your first breath you got a death sentence hanging over your head. You just don't know where, or when, or how. Don't make sense worryin' about the particulars.

We're all just floating along like twigs in a stream, so enjoy the ride. Is that it?

More or less.

Not this twig, friend. I got plans.

We all got plans. I planned on seeing all my life. I know you didn't plan on straying into town.

No and I don't plan on sticking around either. I don't guess I'll be seeing you again. Take it easy.

Same back at you.

It's nonsense.

It is not.

A coin's got two sides. When you flip it there's a fifty-fifty chance it'll be heads or tails. Boyd thinks if you flip a coin ten times half the time it'll come up each side.

It will.

No it won't. You just don't know shit about statistics.

Hey.

Hey, your . . . what the hell happened to you.

Nothing.

Don't look like nothing.

Just banged my head. It was an accident.

Another accident? You got to be more careful.

Look, I just want to pick up my car.

She's all yours. Put a new hose in it, and she runs like a dream now.

How much?

Well . . . parts, labor . . . let's call it a hundred-fifty bucks.

How much!?

Hundred-fifty.

To replace a God damn radiator hose!?

A God damn radiator hose in a sixty- four-and-a-half Mustang. You know how long it took me to find that hose?

About an hour and a half, because that's all the longer I've been gone.

That's about an hour and a half longer than I usually spend looking for parts. You're the one thinks that car's so damn fancy. What you expect but fancy damn prices?

That's a Ford, not a Ferrari. You going to tell me no one else in this shit hole drives a Ford?

That's not just a Ford, that's a sixty-four-and-a-half Mustang.

What's that got to do with the radiator hose?

I don't know, but it's the reason I'm living here and you're just passing through. Now you owe me a hundred-fifty dollars.

It might as well be fifteen-hundred dollars, because I don't have the money.

Then you ain't gonna have the car.

Listen, man. I got rolled half and hour ago for everything I had.

Then you're only a hundred-forty- five in the hole. Now why don't you just take your Visa Express Silver Card, call Karl Malden and have him send you the money lickity split.

I don't have a credit card. They took my wallet.