MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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It makes us human ...	It's not fair, Buddy. I can take the insults; I can take the name-calling. But I can't take the losing. I hate it.
It's not fair, Buddy. I can take the insults; I can take the name-calling. But I can't take the losing. I hate it.	We don't have to put ourselves through this again, Dick.
We don't have to put ourselves through this again, Dick.	What do you mean? We worked for it. We earned it. It's ours.
What do you mean? We worked for it. We earned it. It's ours.	It is. We know that. And it's enough that we know. Just think of the girls. They're still young. We never see them. I lost my parents. I don't want them to lose theirs; I don't want them to grow up without a mother and father ...
It is. We know that. And it's enough that we know. Just think of the girls. They're still young. We never see them. I lost my parents. I don't want them to lose theirs; I don't want them to grow up without a mother and father ...	Maybe I should get out of the game. What do you think, Buddy? Go back to being a lawyer and end up with something solid, some money at the end of the line ... You know, I keep thinking of my old man tonight. He was a failure, too.
Maybe I should get out of the game. What do you think, Buddy? Go back to being a lawyer and end up with something solid, some money at the end of the line ... You know, I keep thinking of my old man tonight. He was a failure, too.	You're not a failure, Dick.
You're not a failure, Dick.	You know how much money he had in the bank when he died? Nothing. He was so damned honest ... But I miss him. I miss him a hell of a lot.
He looked old, didn't he?	I asked him, "Lyndon, what would you do, on a scale of one to ten?" And he said, "Bomb the shit out of Hanoi, boy! Bomb them where they live." ... John, do you think I was too soft on TV?
Not for the Pentagon it isn't. I'm kissing Mao's ass. And the press is gonna find some way to shaft Nixon on this one.	It's not the press that matters. Nixon's wife is proud of him.
And what would I find out that I haven't known for years. What makes it so damn sad is that you couldn't confide in any of us. You had to make a record ... for the whole world.	They were for me. They're mine.
They were for me. They're mine.	No. They're not yours. They are you. You should burn them.
...Shot down on his own porch there in Hudspeth County. There was seven or eight of 'em come to the house. Wantin' this and wantin' that. Mac went back in and got his shotgun but they was way ahead of him. Shot him down in his own doorway. Aunt Ella run out and tried to stop the bleedin'. Him tryin to get hold of the shotgun again. They just set there on their horses watchin' him die. Finally one of 'em says somethin' in Injun and they all turned and left out. Well Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't. Shot through the left lung and that was that. As they say.	When did he die?
When did he die?	Nineteen zero and nine.
Nineteen zero and nine.	No, I mean was it right away or in the night or when was it.
No, I mean was it right away or in the night or when was it.	Believe it was that night. She buried him the next mornin'. Diggin' in that hard caliche.
You can't afford one?	Don't wanna register it. I'll call you in a couple days.
Don't wanna register it. I'll call you in a couple days.	Promise?
Promise?	Yes I do.
Yes I do.	I got a bad feelin', Llewelyn.
I got a bad feelin', Llewelyn.	Well I got a good one. So they ought to even out. Quit worrying about everthing.
Well I got a good one. So they ought to even out. Quit worrying about everthing.	Mama's gonna raise hell.
Mama's gonna raise hell.	Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.	She is just gonna cuss you up'n down.
She is just gonna cuss you up'n down.	You should be used to that.
You should be used to that.	I'm used to lots of things, I work at Wal-Mart.
I'm used to lots of things, I work at Wal-Mart.	Not any more, Carla Jean. You're retired.
Not any more, Carla Jean. You're retired.	Llewelyn?
Llewelyn?	Yes ma'am?
Yes ma'am?	You are comin back, ain't ya?
You are comin back, ain't ya?	I shall return.
You don't know to a certainty. Twenty minutes it could be here.	I do know to a certainty. And you know what's going to happen now. You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it.
I do know to a certainty. And you know what's going to happen now. You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it.	You go to hell.
What business is it of yours where I'm from, friendo?	I didn't mean nothin' by it.
I didn't mean nothin' by it.	Didn't mean nothin'.
Didn't mean nothin'.	I was just passin' the time.
I was just passin' the time.	I guess that passes for manners in your cracker view of things.
...But that won't last.	What is he supposed to be, the ultimate bad-ass?
What is he supposed to be, the ultimate bad-ass?	I don't think that's how I would describe him.
I don't think that's how I would describe him.	How would you describe him?
How would you describe him?	I guess I'd say... that he doesn't have a sense of humor. His name is Chigurh.
I guess I'd say... that he doesn't have a sense of humor. His name is Chigurh.	Sugar?
Sugar?	Chigurh. Anton Chigurh. You know how he found you?
Chigurh. Anton Chigurh. You know how he found you?	I know how he found me.
I know how he found me.	It's called a transponder.
It's called a transponder.	I know what it is. He won't find me again.
I know what it is. He won't find me again.	Not that way.
Not that way.	Not any way.
Not any way.	Took me about three hours.
Took me about three hours.	I been immobile.
I been immobile.	No. You don't understand.
Why you always gotta embarrass me? I been eating lunch with you since grade school and you always gotta embarrass me!	They're just eggs, Elden, how embarrassing can eggs be?
They're just eggs, Elden, how embarrassing can eggs be?	...plenty
...plenty	Who eats eggs for lunch, anyhow?
Who eats eggs for lunch, anyhow?	Mind your own business. You just said that shit so you could look at her a little longer, anyway...
Okay, let's go... I got nothing for the record yet.	Oww! My arm, careful!
Oww! My arm, careful!	Ahh, what'd you do now... fall off your bike again?
Ahh, what'd you do now... fall off your bike again?	No, it's nothing, I... my piranha just mauled me a little when I layed their food out.
No, it's nothing, I... my piranha just mauled me a little when I layed their food out.	Good God... they're meat eaters, Roy, just drop the shit in there!
Good God... they're meat eaters, Roy, just drop the shit in there!	I can't... they prefer a more formal presentation. I don't usually go so close to the surface, but I was...
I can't... they prefer a more formal presentation. I don't usually go so close to the surface, but I was...	...you are so goddamn weird. Oh, and by the way, get the hell outta here!
...you are so goddamn weird. Oh, and by the way, get the hell outta here!	No, Elden, I need to...
No, Elden, I need to...	You need to get yourself gone from my crime scene. And leave Betty alone, she's...
You need to get yourself gone from my crime scene. And leave Betty alone, she's...	She knows who killed Del. Elden, she said it was a woman.
She knows who killed Del. Elden, she said it was a woman.	It wasn't a woman.
It wasn't a woman.	Yes it was. Betty saw the whole thing! Your killer's name is Chloe...
Yes it was. Betty saw the whole thing! Your killer's name is Chloe...	I'm tellin' you it wasn't no woman, Roy!
What if the killers didn't see her? You published her picture -- you're gonna get her killed!	No, we're bringing the community into the effort to find her.
No, we're bringing the community into the effort to find her.	You're lying!
You're lying!	I spoke to Betty Sizemore yesterday. That's right. There's no doubt in my mind, folks... she's on the run. Whether or not she's mixed up in all this remains to be seen...
I spoke to Betty Sizemore yesterday. That's right. There's no doubt in my mind, folks... she's on the run. Whether or not she's mixed up in all this remains to be seen...	That's bullshit, Sheriff! You think she's a suspect!
That's bullshit, Sheriff! You think she's a suspect!	I'd like to apologize for our local boy. He's been in love with Betty since the fifth grade, y'see. He means well, but he's in over his head on this.
What the hell do you want?... Hey, Sue Ann, what's up?	We think we know where Betty is.
We think we know where Betty is.	Ah, shit... Do I have to hear this now?
That's a lie! I figured it out! I've been trying to tell this dumbass --	Fuck you, Roy Ostrey!
Fuck you, Roy Ostrey!	-- small-time, pissant, Barney Fife --
You wanna see if he has more shells, go ahead. I say we wait...	No, no, no... you don't know shit about procedure! You don't send your best...
No, no, no... you don't know shit about procedure! You don't send your best...	I've got the working gun, Elden, me! You wasted all your bullets so you crawl out there.
Uhh, no, we haven't picked a date yet... well, once he dumps her we will. He's out pricing banners... I don't expect him back.	"Banners?"
"Banners?"	You know, flags and shit... he said "for a livelier look" or something.
Need something else?	No, I was just... How you doing?
No, I was just... How you doing?	Great. Good. Content...
Great. Good. Content...	Oh. How come?
Oh. How come?	I dunno. Job satisfaction, I guess... How's things at the Tip Top?
I dunno. Job satisfaction, I guess... How's things at the Tip Top?	They're fine... you miss it?
They're fine... you miss it?	You must be joking.
You must be joking.	Hmm. So, Del get that car he sold you up and running yet?
Hmm. So, Del get that car he sold you up and running yet?	Oh, yeah, he's got things up and running, alright...
Oh, yeah, he's got things up and running, alright...	'Kay, good. Bye, then...
'Kay, good. Bye, then...	Uh-huh. Anyway, I'm thinking Easter, 'cause I just fucking love pastels.
You really... didn't have anything to do with what Del was doing, did you?	I have no idea what he was mixed up in... it was always something.
I have no idea what he was mixed up in... it was always something.	So you weren't involved with him in his pathetic attempt to diversify? Were you mixed up in the drugs, Betty?
So you weren't involved with him in his pathetic attempt to diversify? Were you mixed up in the drugs, Betty?	Drugs? God, no! I'm totally against drugs.
Drugs? God, no! I'm totally against drugs.	Damn, life is strange. I had you figured for this cold-blooded, calculating bitch -- Not that I didn't admire you for it.
I'm appreciably older than you, but my health is good. I take care of myself, and I got some money socked away. You'd never have to work again, that's for sure. I'd treat you like a queen.	Umm, I don't think that...
Umm, I don't think that...	Wait. Let me get this out. I like the symphony, walks in the rain, sunsets, animals and children. I read passionately, and I like to discuss things. I'm basically conservative, but flexible. I've been involved in the death of thirty- two people, but I can live with that because the world is lighter by thirty- two pieces of shit, excuse my language.
Wait. Let me get this out. I like the symphony, walks in the rain, sunsets, animals and children. I read passionately, and I like to discuss things. I'm basically conservative, but flexible. I've been involved in the death of thirty- two people, but I can live with that because the world is lighter by thirty- two pieces of shit, excuse my language.	"Thirty-two?"
"Thirty-two?"	Well, thirty-three, but I'm not counting Del, on account of you... so, what do you think? You probably feel I'm flattering myself to see us together.
Well, thirty-three, but I'm not counting Del, on account of you... so, what do you think? You probably feel I'm flattering myself to see us together.	I don't feel that, no. I just... I'm not really who you think I am.
I don't feel that, no. I just... I'm not really who you think I am.	No one is, honey. Here, listen to this... "If who I am and who I hope to be should meet one day, I know they will be friends." Now that's beautiful.
Hey, the FDA screwed me on that when they changed the law, and you know it! Anyway, 'least I try shit, still got some dreams left... you're a goddamn waitress, what do you got?	I got you, Del...

It makes us human ...

It's not fair, Buddy. I can take the insults; I can take the name-calling. But I can't take the losing. I hate it.

We don't have to put ourselves through this again, Dick.

What do you mean? We worked for it. We earned it. It's ours.

It is. We know that. And it's enough that we know. Just think of the girls. They're still young. We never see them. I lost my parents. I don't want them to lose theirs; I don't want them to grow up without a mother and father ...

Maybe I should get out of the game. What do you think, Buddy? Go back to being a lawyer and end up with something solid, some money at the end of the line ... You know, I keep thinking of my old man tonight. He was a failure, too.

You're not a failure, Dick.

You know how much money he had in the bank when he died? Nothing. He was so damned honest ... But I miss him. I miss him a hell of a lot.

He looked old, didn't he?

I asked him, "Lyndon, what would you do, on a scale of one to ten?" And he said, "Bomb the shit out of Hanoi, boy! Bomb them where they live." ... John, do you think I was too soft on TV?

Not for the Pentagon it isn't. I'm kissing Mao's ass. And the press is gonna find some way to shaft Nixon on this one.

It's not the press that matters. Nixon's wife is proud of him.

And what would I find out that I haven't known for years. What makes it so damn sad is that you couldn't confide in any of us. You had to make a record ... for the whole world.

They were for me. They're mine.

No. They're not yours. They are you. You should burn them.

...Shot down on his own porch there in Hudspeth County. There was seven or eight of 'em come to the house. Wantin' this and wantin' that. Mac went back in and got his shotgun but they was way ahead of him. Shot him down in his own doorway. Aunt Ella run out and tried to stop the bleedin'. Him tryin to get hold of the shotgun again. They just set there on their horses watchin' him die. Finally one of 'em says somethin' in Injun and they all turned and left out. Well Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't. Shot through the left lung and that was that. As they say.

When did he die?

Nineteen zero and nine.

No, I mean was it right away or in the night or when was it.

Believe it was that night. She buried him the next mornin'. Diggin' in that hard caliche.

You can't afford one?

Don't wanna register it. I'll call you in a couple days.

Promise?

Yes I do.

I got a bad feelin', Llewelyn.

Well I got a good one. So they ought to even out. Quit worrying about everthing.

Mama's gonna raise hell.

Uh-huh.

She is just gonna cuss you up'n down.

You should be used to that.

I'm used to lots of things, I work at Wal-Mart.

Not any more, Carla Jean. You're retired.

Llewelyn?

Yes ma'am?

You are comin back, ain't ya?

I shall return.

You don't know to a certainty. Twenty minutes it could be here.

I do know to a certainty. And you know what's going to happen now. You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it.

You go to hell.

What business is it of yours where I'm from, friendo?

I didn't mean nothin' by it.

Didn't mean nothin'.

I was just passin' the time.

I guess that passes for manners in your cracker view of things.

...But that won't last.

What is he supposed to be, the ultimate bad-ass?

I don't think that's how I would describe him.

How would you describe him?

I guess I'd say... that he doesn't have a sense of humor. His name is Chigurh.

Sugar?

Chigurh. Anton Chigurh. You know how he found you?

I know how he found me.

It's called a transponder.

I know what it is. He won't find me again.

Not that way.

Not any way.

Took me about three hours.

I been immobile.

No. You don't understand.

Why you always gotta embarrass me? I been eating lunch with you since grade school and you always gotta embarrass me!

They're just eggs, Elden, how embarrassing can eggs be?

...plenty

Who eats eggs for lunch, anyhow?

Mind your own business. You just said that shit so you could look at her a little longer, anyway...

Okay, let's go... I got nothing for the record yet.

Oww! My arm, careful!

Ahh, what'd you do now... fall off your bike again?

No, it's nothing, I... my piranha just mauled me a little when I layed their food out.

Good God... they're meat eaters, Roy, just drop the shit in there!

I can't... they prefer a more formal presentation. I don't usually go so close to the surface, but I was...

...you are so goddamn weird. Oh, and by the way, get the hell outta here!

No, Elden, I need to...

You need to get yourself gone from my crime scene. And leave Betty alone, she's...

She knows who killed Del. Elden, she said it was a woman.

It wasn't a woman.

Yes it was. Betty saw the whole thing! Your killer's name is Chloe...

I'm tellin' you it wasn't no woman, Roy!

What if the killers didn't see her? You published her picture -- you're gonna get her killed!

No, we're bringing the community into the effort to find her.

You're lying!

I spoke to Betty Sizemore yesterday. That's right. There's no doubt in my mind, folks... she's on the run. Whether or not she's mixed up in all this remains to be seen...

That's bullshit, Sheriff! You think she's a suspect!

I'd like to apologize for our local boy. He's been in love with Betty since the fifth grade, y'see. He means well, but he's in over his head on this.

What the hell do you want?... Hey, Sue Ann, what's up?

We think we know where Betty is.

Ah, shit... Do I have to hear this now?

That's a lie! I figured it out! I've been trying to tell this dumbass --

Fuck you, Roy Ostrey!

-- small-time, pissant, Barney Fife --

You wanna see if he has more shells, go ahead. I say we wait...

No, no, no... you don't know shit about procedure! You don't send your best...

I've got the working gun, Elden, me! You wasted all your bullets so you crawl out there.

Uhh, no, we haven't picked a date yet... well, once he dumps her we will. He's out pricing banners... I don't expect him back.

"Banners?"

You know, flags and shit... he said "for a livelier look" or something.

Need something else?

No, I was just... How you doing?

Great. Good. Content...

Oh. How come?

I dunno. Job satisfaction, I guess... How's things at the Tip Top?

They're fine... you miss it?

You must be joking.

Hmm. So, Del get that car he sold you up and running yet?

Oh, yeah, he's got things up and running, alright...

'Kay, good. Bye, then...

Uh-huh. Anyway, I'm thinking Easter, 'cause I just fucking love pastels.

You really... didn't have anything to do with what Del was doing, did you?

I have no idea what he was mixed up in... it was always something.

So you weren't involved with him in his pathetic attempt to diversify? Were you mixed up in the drugs, Betty?

Drugs? God, no! I'm totally against drugs.

Damn, life is strange. I had you figured for this cold-blooded, calculating bitch -- Not that I didn't admire you for it.

I'm appreciably older than you, but my health is good. I take care of myself, and I got some money socked away. You'd never have to work again, that's for sure. I'd treat you like a queen.

Umm, I don't think that...

Wait. Let me get this out. I like the symphony, walks in the rain, sunsets, animals and children. I read passionately, and I like to discuss things. I'm basically conservative, but flexible. I've been involved in the death of thirty- two people, but I can live with that because the world is lighter by thirty- two pieces of shit, excuse my language.

"Thirty-two?"

Well, thirty-three, but I'm not counting Del, on account of you... so, what do you think? You probably feel I'm flattering myself to see us together.

I don't feel that, no. I just... I'm not really who you think I am.

No one is, honey. Here, listen to this... "If who I am and who I hope to be should meet one day, I know they will be friends." Now that's beautiful.

Hey, the FDA screwed me on that when they changed the law, and you know it! Anyway, 'least I try shit, still got some dreams left... you're a goddamn waitress, what do you got?

I got you, Del...