MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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You mean besides kicking your ass?!	You think you can use me to stop the meltdown.
Yeah? So what?	So what? So what? For starters, how about littering is a crime.
So what? So what? For starters, how about littering is a crime.	Haw-haw! Why don't you run off and find a cop and I'll wait right here.
Haw-haw! Why don't you run off and find a cop and I'll wait right here.	Why don't you just put this in your pocket so when you see a garbage can you can put it where it belongs.
Why don't you just put this in your pocket so when you see a garbage can you can put it where it belongs.	Why don't you just shove it up your ass! Haw-haw!
What is it with you litterbugs? Is it a territorial thing, marking your turf with your garbage?	You better quit pushing me, pal.
You better quit pushing me, pal.	I just want to know what goes on in the mind of a litterbug. What chemical is secreted by your smooth brain that tells you, 'It's okay, just chuck it'?
I just want to know what goes on in the mind of a litterbug. What chemical is secreted by your smooth brain that tells you, 'It's okay, just chuck it'?	Look, asshole, I don't got time for this. If you got a problem, you better take care of it yourself.
Look, asshole, I don't got time for this. If you got a problem, you better take care of it yourself.	Oh no, no, no. No can do. You enjoyed a tasty beverage and thus this receptacle becomes your responsibility and I don't care if it's a Styrofoam cup or the Exxon Valdez! You've got to learn to take responsibility!
Oh no, no, no. No can do. You enjoyed a tasty beverage and thus this receptacle becomes your responsibility and I don't care if it's a Styrofoam cup or the Exxon Valdez! You've got to learn to take responsibility!	What are you going to do? Make me throw it out?
What are you going to do? Make me throw it out?	I'll do whatever I have to do.
What in the...?	Oh shit, the meltdown. It's spread to the tower.
Oh shit, the meltdown. It's spread to the tower.	We've got to get the nanobot.
We've got to get the nanobot.	It's too late. Argon injected it.
It's too late. Argon injected it.	You mean he's polymerized, like me?
Under the circumstances, I can't fathom what makes Dr. Argon think we are ready for anything bigger. If C.N.N., or hell, if the E.P.A. knew what was in my basement --	Is that a threat, Dr. Bright?
Is that a threat, Dr. Bright?	Look, as I have said and will continue to say, the instability of the assembler waste remains my priority --
Look, as I have said and will continue to say, the instability of the assembler waste remains my priority --	While you remain on the staff at Argon Laboratories, your priorities will always be the same as Dr. Argon's priorities. I imagine that is a simple enough equation for a bright girl like you to figure out.
What in the hell?	Pipe down, brain lady! And you...
Good morning, Mother. Didn't I tell you that he'd be marvelous. Everybody thought he was so charming last night.	I was so worried for fear he'd knock over a vase or something. I must have acted like an idiot. What does it say about the reception last night?
I was so worried for fear he'd knock over a vase or something. I must have acted like an idiot. What does it say about the reception last night?	Oh, the usual thing. Blah, blah, blah attended the blah, blah reception and wore the same blah, blah things.
Oh, the usual thing. Blah, blah, blah attended the blah, blah reception and wore the same blah, blah things.	Stop it. Anne. You're behaving like the person you're married to.
Stop it. Anne. You're behaving like the person you're married to.	You don't have anything to complain about, Mother. He was all right last night, wasn't he? I told you not to worry about him.
You don't have anything to complain about, Mother. He was all right last night, wasn't he? I told you not to worry about him.	It was a miracle. The man was ill or something.
C'mon. Everyone's turning colors. Kids are making out in the street. No one's getting their dinner-- hell, you could have a flood any minute ... Pretty soon you could have the women going off to work while the men stayed home and cooked ...	That's not going to happen!
That's not going to happen!	But it could happen.
But it could happen.	No it couldn't!
I'm gonna hurl, David. I swear to God.	Just take deep breaths.
Just take deep breaths.	All that animal fat. I feel it in my pores or something.
You know him?	Owns the hardware store.
Owns the hardware store.	Okay, now you listen to me! I don't know what's going on but you'd better fix it! I had a date with Mark Davis and I even bought new UNDERWEAR!
Okay, now you listen to me! I don't know what's going on but you'd better fix it! I had a date with Mark Davis and I even bought new UNDERWEAR!	We just gotta play along for a little while ... till that guy shows up again. Then I'll talk to him and ...
We just gotta play along for a little while ... till that guy shows up again. Then I'll talk to him and ...	Play along?
Play along?	Well, yeah. I'm ... Bud Parker and you're ... um--Mary Sue.
Well, yeah. I'm ... Bud Parker and you're ... um--Mary Sue.	No! I'm not gonna do it! If I don't dress like this for Mom I'm sure as hell not going to do it for you!
No! I'm not gonna do it! If I don't dress like this for Mom I'm sure as hell not going to do it for you!	We don't have a choice Jen. We're stuck until he comes back.
We don't have a choice Jen. We're stuck until he comes back.	Why can't we just EXPLAIN IT?
Why can't we just EXPLAIN IT?	To who?
Can I ask you a question?	Yes.
Yes.	How come I'm still in black and white?
How come I'm still in black and white?	What?
What?	Well I've had like ten times as much sex as these girls and I'm still like this. They have one hour in the back of a car and suddenly they're in technicolor.
Well I've had like ten times as much sex as these girls and I'm still like this. They have one hour in the back of a car and suddenly they're in technicolor.	Oh, I don't know. Maybe ... ... it's not just the sex ...
Oh, I don't know. Maybe ... ... it's not just the sex ...	What?
... See, every time I thought I'd found someone they'd turn out to disappoint me. They'd know the early episodes, but they wouldn't know the later ones ... They'd know all about Muffin but they wouldn't know about Bud ...	What the hell's going on!
What the hell's going on!	Shh! Can't talk like that now. You're in ... You know ...
Okay, let's cut the shit and get right to it. Where's that remote control?	Why?
Why?	Because you're coming home.
Because you're coming home.	Why don't you just take me back without it?
Why don't you just take me back without it?	Oh. You're a smart little bastard aren't you? It's kind of like a restricted ticket. You gotta leave the same way you came.
So ... I guess as long as I'm here, all sorts of things could happen to this place. We could have pink lawns and blue trees ...	Just gimme the damn remote!
Just gimme the damn remote!	I'm sorry. I can't do that.
This is Barry.	Hey it's me, what are you doing?
Hey it's me, what are you doing?	Hello, Karen. I'm just working.
Hello, Karen. I'm just working.	Yeah but what are you doing?
Yeah but what are you doing?	I'm just working....I have some customers here.....
I'm just working....I have some customers here.....	So you can't talk to me?
So you can't talk to me?	I have a few people here, I can't really chat right now.
I have a few people here, I can't really chat right now.	"chat?" Did you just say "chat?"
"chat?" Did you just say "chat?"	Well, I can't talk though --
Well, I can't talk though --	You just fucking said "chat," that is so -- what are you now? "chat." I'm just calling to make sure you show up at this party tonight.
You just fucking said "chat," that is so -- what are you now? "chat." I'm just calling to make sure you show up at this party tonight.	Yes, I'll be there.
Yes, I'll be there.	Fine. You get back to chatting with your precious customers.
Fine. You get back to chatting with your precious customers.	Ok, bye-bye.
Hello, this is Back.	Hi, is this Jack?
Hi, is this Jack?	Yes.
Yes.	This is Georgia.
This is Georgia.	Hi. This is Jack.
Hi. This is Jack.	So what are you doing tonight, Jack?
So what are you doing tonight, Jack?	Nothing.
Nothing.	Nothing, huh, do you know what I'm doing?
Nothing, huh, do you know what I'm doing?	No.
No.	I'm just laying on my bed.
I'm just laying on my bed.	Where are you?
Where are you?	I'm in my bedroom.
I'm in my bedroom.	No, I mean, what city, what state are you in?
No, I mean, what city, what state are you in?	Are you watching a porno movie?
Are you watching a porno movie?	No.
No.	Do you like porno movies?
Do you like porno movies?	Sure.
Sure.	Yeah....? So...Jack...are you stroking that big fat fucking cock of yours?
....no....	Yeah? So what are you doing, then?
Yeah? So what are you doing, then?	...just talking to you....
...just talking to you....	Are your pants off?
Are your pants off?	No.
No.	I'm wearing a t-shirt and panties.
I'm wearing a t-shirt and panties.	Really?
Really?	Yeah. And looking at myself in the mirror. Do you wanna know what I look like?
Yeah. And looking at myself in the mirror. Do you wanna know what I look like?	It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.	What do you mean it doesn't matter?
What do you mean it doesn't matter?	Well. I have no way of knowing. So it doesn't matter.
Well. I have no way of knowing. So it doesn't matter.	I don't lie, Jack. I'm about 5'8, blonde 34,28,34. Pretty thin, I work out. My pussy's shaved. My friends say I'm pretty cute, so....
I don't lie, Jack. I'm about 5'8, blonde 34,28,34. Pretty thin, I work out. My pussy's shaved. My friends say I'm pretty cute, so....	Really?
Really?	What do you mean, "really?" Yeah. Really. What about you?
What do you mean, "really?" Yeah. Really. What about you?	It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.	Yeah....you're married aren't you, Jack?
Yeah....you're married aren't you, Jack?	No.
No.	You have a girlfriend?
You have a girlfriend?	...yes...
...yes...	Where is she?

You mean besides kicking your ass?!

You think you can use me to stop the meltdown.

Yeah? So what?

So what? So what? For starters, how about littering is a crime.

Haw-haw! Why don't you run off and find a cop and I'll wait right here.

Why don't you just put this in your pocket so when you see a garbage can you can put it where it belongs.

Why don't you just shove it up your ass! Haw-haw!

What is it with you litterbugs? Is it a territorial thing, marking your turf with your garbage?

You better quit pushing me, pal.

I just want to know what goes on in the mind of a litterbug. What chemical is secreted by your smooth brain that tells you, 'It's okay, just chuck it'?

Look, asshole, I don't got time for this. If you got a problem, you better take care of it yourself.

Oh no, no, no. No can do. You enjoyed a tasty beverage and thus this receptacle becomes your responsibility and I don't care if it's a Styrofoam cup or the Exxon Valdez! You've got to learn to take responsibility!

What are you going to do? Make me throw it out?

I'll do whatever I have to do.

What in the...?

Oh shit, the meltdown. It's spread to the tower.

We've got to get the nanobot.

It's too late. Argon injected it.

You mean he's polymerized, like me?

Under the circumstances, I can't fathom what makes Dr. Argon think we are ready for anything bigger. If C.N.N., or hell, if the E.P.A. knew what was in my basement --

Is that a threat, Dr. Bright?

Look, as I have said and will continue to say, the instability of the assembler waste remains my priority --

While you remain on the staff at Argon Laboratories, your priorities will always be the same as Dr. Argon's priorities. I imagine that is a simple enough equation for a bright girl like you to figure out.

What in the hell?

Pipe down, brain lady! And you...

Good morning, Mother. Didn't I tell you that he'd be marvelous. Everybody thought he was so charming last night.

I was so worried for fear he'd knock over a vase or something. I must have acted like an idiot. What does it say about the reception last night?

Oh, the usual thing. Blah, blah, blah attended the blah, blah reception and wore the same blah, blah things.

Stop it. Anne. You're behaving like the person you're married to.

You don't have anything to complain about, Mother. He was all right last night, wasn't he? I told you not to worry about him.

It was a miracle. The man was ill or something.

C'mon. Everyone's turning colors. Kids are making out in the street. No one's getting their dinner-- hell, you could have a flood any minute ... Pretty soon you could have the women going off to work while the men stayed home and cooked ...

That's not going to happen!

But it could happen.

No it couldn't!

I'm gonna hurl, David. I swear to God.

Just take deep breaths.

All that animal fat. I feel it in my pores or something.

You know him?

Owns the hardware store.

Okay, now you listen to me! I don't know what's going on but you'd better fix it! I had a date with Mark Davis and I even bought new UNDERWEAR!

We just gotta play along for a little while ... till that guy shows up again. Then I'll talk to him and ...

Play along?

Well, yeah. I'm ... Bud Parker and you're ... um--Mary Sue.

No! I'm not gonna do it! If I don't dress like this for Mom I'm sure as hell not going to do it for you!

We don't have a choice Jen. We're stuck until he comes back.

Why can't we just EXPLAIN IT?

To who?

Can I ask you a question?

Yes.

How come I'm still in black and white?

What?

Well I've had like ten times as much sex as these girls and I'm still like this. They have one hour in the back of a car and suddenly they're in technicolor.

Oh, I don't know. Maybe ... ... it's not just the sex ...

What?

... See, every time I thought I'd found someone they'd turn out to disappoint me. They'd know the early episodes, but they wouldn't know the later ones ... They'd know all about Muffin but they wouldn't know about Bud ...

What the hell's going on!

Shh! Can't talk like that now. You're in ... You know ...

Okay, let's cut the shit and get right to it. Where's that remote control?

Why?

Because you're coming home.

Why don't you just take me back without it?

Oh. You're a smart little bastard aren't you? It's kind of like a restricted ticket. You gotta leave the same way you came.

So ... I guess as long as I'm here, all sorts of things could happen to this place. We could have pink lawns and blue trees ...

Just gimme the damn remote!

I'm sorry. I can't do that.

This is Barry.

Hey it's me, what are you doing?

Hello, Karen. I'm just working.

Yeah but what are you doing?

I'm just working....I have some customers here.....

So you can't talk to me?

I have a few people here, I can't really chat right now.

"chat?" Did you just say "chat?"

Well, I can't talk though --

You just fucking said "chat," that is so -- what are you now? "chat." I'm just calling to make sure you show up at this party tonight.

Yes, I'll be there.

Fine. You get back to chatting with your precious customers.

Ok, bye-bye.

Hello, this is Back.

Hi, is this Jack?

Yes.

This is Georgia.

Hi. This is Jack.

So what are you doing tonight, Jack?

Nothing.

Nothing, huh, do you know what I'm doing?

No.

I'm just laying on my bed.

Where are you?

I'm in my bedroom.

No, I mean, what city, what state are you in?

Are you watching a porno movie?

No.

Do you like porno movies?

Sure.

Yeah....? So...Jack...are you stroking that big fat fucking cock of yours?

....no....

Yeah? So what are you doing, then?

...just talking to you....

Are your pants off?

No.

I'm wearing a t-shirt and panties.

Really?

Yeah. And looking at myself in the mirror. Do you wanna know what I look like?

It doesn't matter.

What do you mean it doesn't matter?

Well. I have no way of knowing. So it doesn't matter.

I don't lie, Jack. I'm about 5'8, blonde 34,28,34. Pretty thin, I work out. My pussy's shaved. My friends say I'm pretty cute, so....

Really?

What do you mean, "really?" Yeah. Really. What about you?

It doesn't matter.

Yeah....you're married aren't you, Jack?

No.

You have a girlfriend?

...yes...

Where is she?