MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Gary, you're quite an animal.	Screw you...
It's true.	This place should have been wall to wall tits by now.
This place should have been wall to wall tits by now.	Guy paints a beautiful picture.
Guy paints a beautiful picture.	I'm going to see what the hell happened.
I'm going to see what the hell happened.	Looks like the only one who got screwed here was you.
Looks like the only one who got screwed here was you.	Screw that.
My marriage is the worst. All crap. A big pile of shit.	Maybe your marriage should lay off grains for a while.
Maybe your marriage should lay off grains for a while.	She hates me. It's over. You'll see, as soon as you get married, everything changes. You sure you want to go through with it, man?
She hates me. It's over. You'll see, as soon as you get married, everything changes. You sure you want to go through with it, man?	What do you mean, it changes?
What the hell are you doing?	I'm trying to slash my wrists.
I'm trying to slash my wrists.	You're trying to kill yourself with an electric razor?
You're trying to kill yourself with an electric razor?	I couldn't find any razor blades.
I couldn't find any razor blades.	Well, this is terrific. Now you're gonna have wrists that are smooth and kissable. Just go out there. Forget about everything and laugh it up.
Well, this is terrific. Now you're gonna have wrists that are smooth and kissable. Just go out there. Forget about everything and laugh it up.	Ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha.	No, have fun first. Then laugh. Now, forget about marriage for a while. Go party.
Where the hell is he?	Knowing Larry, he probably missed the flight.
What the hell is that?	My gift to you.
My gift to you.	Under the table!
Under the table!	The best table in the house.
Rick, I'm concerned.	About what?
About what?	This is your bachelor party. You haven't had sex with anyone yet.
This is your bachelor party. You haven't had sex with anyone yet.	Get a few drinks into me, we'll dance and see what happens.
Get a few drinks into me, we'll dance and see what happens.	I got something you can't resist. I have a friend, Tracey. She wants to meet you. She loves to please.
I got something you can't resist. I have a friend, Tracey. She wants to meet you. She loves to please.	Oooooo.
Oooooo.	Right in there, pal.
Right in there, pal.	If I'm not out in a half hour, send for the paramedics.
If I'm not out in a half hour, send for the paramedics.	That's the old Rick!
How the hell are we supposed to get this donkey inside?	I don't know.
I don't know.	What? I thought you told me you had it all figured out.
What? I thought you told me you had it all figured out.	Maybe I did... I don't remember.
Maybe I did... I don't remember.	I'd love to get you in an operating room. Just once.
Wash it to the windows?	No, we'll hit the son of a bitch head on.
No, we'll hit the son of a bitch head on.	It's gonna flash, Stevie. We gotta get behind it.
It's gonna flash, Stevie. We gotta get behind it.	Nah, listen to it. It's a pussy. It'll just steam on us. It won't flash. Go high in the ceiling.
You know Knowlton pretty well?	Yeah...
Yeah...	Kind of an asshole, wasn't he?
Adcox, go with Pengelly and check the other side.	It isn't safe, man. Don't go splittin' us up. Not with this one.
It isn't safe, man. Don't go splittin' us up. Not with this one.	-- What the hell's the matter with you? You always check the other side. I haven't got time for bullshit right now, okay? We got a job here.
-- What the hell's the matter with you? You always check the other side. I haven't got time for bullshit right now, okay? We got a job here.	Let me take the lead, Stephen...
Let me take the lead, Stephen...	Goddamn it Adcox! Just do your fucking job!
Aw man, Stephen, listen to me...	-- What the fuck were you thinking, huh? Burning people? You're a fireman.
-- What the fuck were you thinking, huh? Burning people? You're a fireman.	They were killing firemen, man. When Sally showed me what was in Swayzak's files... They were my friends, I had to do it. I had to do it for the department.
You stupid son of a bitch! What the fuck are you doing!	Stevie... I...
Did you do it for Tim?	That was an accident! Jesus Christ, why did you have to go in there so fucking early? Why didn't you listen to me!
You gotta let me finish --	Just come down, John. Just --
Just come down, John. Just --	-- Shut up! Your dad would fucking puke if he saw how you've shit on his department!
-- He killed people --	-- You know what Swayzak would do to the department if this got out? --
-- You know what Swayzak would do to the department if this got out? --	-- Stephen, this is bullshit --
-- Stephen, this is bullshit --	-- What he would do to your dad's department? You gotta let me finish it --
Why'd you come here, Brian?	I wanted to know why you messed with my station assignment. I mean, is this really gonna have to one of those big brother -- little brother "you broke my GI Joe and I'm still pissed" games?
I wanted to know why you messed with my station assignment. I mean, is this really gonna have to one of those big brother -- little brother "you broke my GI Joe and I'm still pissed" games?	What is it with you, man, huh? How do you manage to keep coming up with new and amazing ways to screw up? That scotch bullshit? Am I really supposed to believe you came crawling back home because you suddenly felt heart strings moan for the family biz? You were bankrupt, man.
What is it with you, man, huh? How do you manage to keep coming up with new and amazing ways to screw up? That scotch bullshit? Am I really supposed to believe you came crawling back home because you suddenly felt heart strings moan for the family biz? You were bankrupt, man.	Hey! You don't know me --
Hey! You don't know me --	I know you cold, Brian. The scary thing is, you probably could have faked it for awhile. But you see, in this job there's no place to hide. Isn't like selling log cabins. You have a bad day here -- someone dies. And that's not fucking good enough. Want another beer?
I know you cold, Brian. The scary thing is, you probably could have faked it for awhile. But you see, in this job there's no place to hide. Isn't like selling log cabins. You have a bad day here -- someone dies. And that's not fucking good enough. Want another beer?	So that's it? Big bad brother's gonna ride my ass till I cough blood?
So that's it? Big bad brother's gonna ride my ass till I cough blood?	Big bad brother is going to treat you like any other probie -- that I don't think is going to make it.
Y'know, I told myself a million times I didn't want to be a fireman. I said bullshit to that line about tradition and family legacy. I know I split, and I know how you felt...	Yeah, you know. You know what it felt like.
Yeah, you know. You know what it felt like.	I gotta do this, Stephen. I gotta know.
I gotta do this, Stephen. I gotta know.	I think you're gonna find out, Brian. Don't be late tomorrow.
Goddamn it Stephen!	-- I told you to stay next to me!
-- I told you to stay next to me!	-- I was doin' it! I was up there fucking doin' it. You don't know, man, you don't know what I did!
-- I was doin' it! I was up there fucking doin' it. You don't know, man, you don't know what I did!	What you did was drop the ball, Probie. Get that right.
Jesus, it's too damn bright in here... Like a goddamn spotlight... I'm goin' blind...	This?
This?	Yeah... too bright...
You okay?	I waited... I would have fucking waited...
I waited... I would have fucking waited...	That's not what it's about, Brian. The point is there was a kid in there. And what if there'd been two? I went in because that's what I do. It's my way. It's dad's way. It isn't everybody's way.
That's not what it's about, Brian. The point is there was a kid in there. And what if there'd been two? I went in because that's what I do. It's my way. It's dad's way. It isn't everybody's way.	Dad's way? Where did he tell you that? In a fucking seance?
Dad's way? Where did he tell you that? In a fucking seance?	You said you wanted to know something, Brian. What did you learn today? What do you say, Brian, huh? Time to move on?
...Not now, Brian.	Had to take on another fire bare- handed, huh? Had to be fucking myth man in there instead of looking out for your probie. Is that what happened? Is it, Stephen?
Had to take on another fire bare- handed, huh? Had to be fucking myth man in there instead of looking out for your probie. Is that what happened? Is it, Stephen?	I had that fire. He didn't listen!
I had that fire. He didn't listen!	He didn't listen? He was a fucking candidate! He was your responsibility. He shouldn't have been there in the first place, Stephen. You burned him.
He didn't listen? He was a fucking candidate! He was your responsibility. He shouldn't have been there in the first place, Stephen. You burned him.	Fuck you.
I saw it.	Saw what?
Saw what?	When dad died, I saw another fire...
When dad died, I saw another fire...	Everybody did.
Everybody did.	I saw it before it got them. I tried to yell, but... He asked me to look out for him. And I didn't do it. I let him die.
I saw it before it got them. I tried to yell, but... He asked me to look out for him. And I didn't do it. I let him die.	...Jesus, you been carrying that around for twenty years? For christ's sake, you were seven years old! You think he could have heard you in there?
...Jesus, you been carrying that around for twenty years? For christ's sake, you were seven years old! You think he could have heard you in there?	I hate him so much sometimes, Stephen. You don't know how hard it was for me to put that uniform on...
I hate him so much sometimes, Stephen. You don't know how hard it was for me to put that uniform on...	Maybe I do. ...What a fuckin' mess, huh? People can change Brian.
Maybe I do. ...What a fuckin' mess, huh? People can change Brian.	Sometimes right when you're looking at them.
-- Stephen, wait a minute. I gotta talk to you. It's Adcox, he's --	-- What are you doing here?
-- What are you doing here?	I saw Adcox's back! I saw the burn! I put it there! Jesus Christ, Stephen, he's been killing people!
I saw Adcox's back! I saw the burn! I put it there! Jesus Christ, Stephen, he's been killing people!	I know.
I know.	How do you know?
How do you know?	I knew when you came looking for the chemicals. Looking for me.
I knew when you came looking for the chemicals. Looking for me.	-- What were they doing there?
-- What were they doing there?	They were for the fucking boat, Brian.
Hi.	Hey... So are you dating your boss or what?
Hey... So are you dating your boss or what?	If you weren't at least the 300th person to ask me that, I'd probably be pissed. Boy, you sure know it's a man's world sometimes...
If you weren't at least the 300th person to ask me that, I'd probably be pissed. Boy, you sure know it's a man's world sometimes...	Sorry. Are you dating anyone?
Sorry. Are you dating anyone?	You think that's really any of your business?
You think that's really any of your business?	Well, you did invite me here.
Well, you did invite me here.	Marty did. But I wanted you to come to.
Okay.	Boy, Rimgale's as slow as a snail, isn't he?
Boy, Rimgale's as slow as a snail, isn't he?	No, he's more of a dinosaur. Guy's not a dummy, though. He's juggling alot of balls on this one.
No, he's more of a dinosaur. Guy's not a dummy, though. He's juggling alot of balls on this one.	Yeah, but it doesn't take Albert Einstein just to figure out if these guys were killed by accidents or not.
Yeah, but it doesn't take Albert Einstein just to figure out if these guys were killed by accidents or not.	Jesus, give him a break. There isn't enough proof yet to go public. Sure, we found some chemical shit we think somebody dumped in the plugs to torch 'em, and we've maybe figured out why backdrafts, but you can't rush this stuff. Not 'till it's locked.
Jesus, give him a break. There isn't enough proof yet to go public. Sure, we found some chemical shit we think somebody dumped in the plugs to torch 'em, and we've maybe figured out why backdrafts, but you can't rush this stuff. Not 'till it's locked.	But Rimgale's probably going to come around to arson.
But Rimgale's probably going to come around to arson.	In a dinosaur kinda way, yeah.
Who the fuck is doing this?	After it took your dad... the fire... did it look at you Brian? Did it talk to you?...
If it was a joke, sir, you'd be laughing.	You walked out on this academy six years ago. One week to graduation. You think we forgot that? You think I did?

Gary, you're quite an animal.

Screw you...

It's true.

This place should have been wall to wall tits by now.

Guy paints a beautiful picture.

I'm going to see what the hell happened.

Looks like the only one who got screwed here was you.

Screw that.

My marriage is the worst. All crap. A big pile of shit.

Maybe your marriage should lay off grains for a while.

She hates me. It's over. You'll see, as soon as you get married, everything changes. You sure you want to go through with it, man?

What do you mean, it changes?

What the hell are you doing?

I'm trying to slash my wrists.

You're trying to kill yourself with an electric razor?

I couldn't find any razor blades.

Well, this is terrific. Now you're gonna have wrists that are smooth and kissable. Just go out there. Forget about everything and laugh it up.

Ha, ha, ha.

No, have fun first. Then laugh. Now, forget about marriage for a while. Go party.

Where the hell is he?

Knowing Larry, he probably missed the flight.

What the hell is that?

My gift to you.

Under the table!

The best table in the house.

Rick, I'm concerned.

About what?

This is your bachelor party. You haven't had sex with anyone yet.

Get a few drinks into me, we'll dance and see what happens.

I got something you can't resist. I have a friend, Tracey. She wants to meet you. She loves to please.

Oooooo.

Right in there, pal.

If I'm not out in a half hour, send for the paramedics.

That's the old Rick!

How the hell are we supposed to get this donkey inside?

I don't know.

What? I thought you told me you had it all figured out.

Maybe I did... I don't remember.

I'd love to get you in an operating room. Just once.

Wash it to the windows?

No, we'll hit the son of a bitch head on.

It's gonna flash, Stevie. We gotta get behind it.

Nah, listen to it. It's a pussy. It'll just steam on us. It won't flash. Go high in the ceiling.

You know Knowlton pretty well?

Yeah...

Kind of an asshole, wasn't he?

Adcox, go with Pengelly and check the other side.

It isn't safe, man. Don't go splittin' us up. Not with this one.

-- What the hell's the matter with you? You always check the other side. I haven't got time for bullshit right now, okay? We got a job here.

Let me take the lead, Stephen...

Goddamn it Adcox! Just do your fucking job!

Aw man, Stephen, listen to me...

-- What the fuck were you thinking, huh? Burning people? You're a fireman.

They were killing firemen, man. When Sally showed me what was in Swayzak's files... They were my friends, I had to do it. I had to do it for the department.

You stupid son of a bitch! What the fuck are you doing!

Stevie... I...

Did you do it for Tim?

That was an accident! Jesus Christ, why did you have to go in there so fucking early? Why didn't you listen to me!

You gotta let me finish --

Just come down, John. Just --

-- Shut up! Your dad would fucking puke if he saw how you've shit on his department!

-- He killed people --

-- You know what Swayzak would do to the department if this got out? --

-- Stephen, this is bullshit --

-- What he would do to your dad's department? You gotta let me finish it --

Why'd you come here, Brian?

I wanted to know why you messed with my station assignment. I mean, is this really gonna have to one of those big brother -- little brother "you broke my GI Joe and I'm still pissed" games?

What is it with you, man, huh? How do you manage to keep coming up with new and amazing ways to screw up? That scotch bullshit? Am I really supposed to believe you came crawling back home because you suddenly felt heart strings moan for the family biz? You were bankrupt, man.

Hey! You don't know me --

I know you cold, Brian. The scary thing is, you probably could have faked it for awhile. But you see, in this job there's no place to hide. Isn't like selling log cabins. You have a bad day here -- someone dies. And that's not fucking good enough. Want another beer?

So that's it? Big bad brother's gonna ride my ass till I cough blood?

Big bad brother is going to treat you like any other probie -- that I don't think is going to make it.

Y'know, I told myself a million times I didn't want to be a fireman. I said bullshit to that line about tradition and family legacy. I know I split, and I know how you felt...

Yeah, you know. You know what it felt like.

I gotta do this, Stephen. I gotta know.

I think you're gonna find out, Brian. Don't be late tomorrow.

Goddamn it Stephen!

-- I told you to stay next to me!

-- I was doin' it! I was up there fucking doin' it. You don't know, man, you don't know what I did!

What you did was drop the ball, Probie. Get that right.

Jesus, it's too damn bright in here... Like a goddamn spotlight... I'm goin' blind...

This?

Yeah... too bright...

You okay?

I waited... I would have fucking waited...

That's not what it's about, Brian. The point is there was a kid in there. And what if there'd been two? I went in because that's what I do. It's my way. It's dad's way. It isn't everybody's way.

Dad's way? Where did he tell you that? In a fucking seance?

You said you wanted to know something, Brian. What did you learn today? What do you say, Brian, huh? Time to move on?

...Not now, Brian.

Had to take on another fire bare- handed, huh? Had to be fucking myth man in there instead of looking out for your probie. Is that what happened? Is it, Stephen?

I had that fire. He didn't listen!

He didn't listen? He was a fucking candidate! He was your responsibility. He shouldn't have been there in the first place, Stephen. You burned him.

Fuck you.

I saw it.

Saw what?

When dad died, I saw another fire...

Everybody did.

I saw it before it got them. I tried to yell, but... He asked me to look out for him. And I didn't do it. I let him die.

...Jesus, you been carrying that around for twenty years? For christ's sake, you were seven years old! You think he could have heard you in there?

I hate him so much sometimes, Stephen. You don't know how hard it was for me to put that uniform on...

Maybe I do. ...What a fuckin' mess, huh? People can change Brian.

Sometimes right when you're looking at them.

-- Stephen, wait a minute. I gotta talk to you. It's Adcox, he's --

-- What are you doing here?

I saw Adcox's back! I saw the burn! I put it there! Jesus Christ, Stephen, he's been killing people!

I know.

How do you know?

I knew when you came looking for the chemicals. Looking for me.

-- What were they doing there?

They were for the fucking boat, Brian.

Hi.

Hey... So are you dating your boss or what?

If you weren't at least the 300th person to ask me that, I'd probably be pissed. Boy, you sure know it's a man's world sometimes...

Sorry. Are you dating anyone?

You think that's really any of your business?

Well, you did invite me here.

Marty did. But I wanted you to come to.

Okay.

Boy, Rimgale's as slow as a snail, isn't he?

No, he's more of a dinosaur. Guy's not a dummy, though. He's juggling alot of balls on this one.

Yeah, but it doesn't take Albert Einstein just to figure out if these guys were killed by accidents or not.

Jesus, give him a break. There isn't enough proof yet to go public. Sure, we found some chemical shit we think somebody dumped in the plugs to torch 'em, and we've maybe figured out why backdrafts, but you can't rush this stuff. Not 'till it's locked.

But Rimgale's probably going to come around to arson.

In a dinosaur kinda way, yeah.

Who the fuck is doing this?

After it took your dad... the fire... did it look at you Brian? Did it talk to you?...

If it was a joke, sir, you'd be laughing.

You walked out on this academy six years ago. One week to graduation. You think we forgot that? You think I did?