MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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How can you be logical at a time like this?! We have to get thee hell off this planet!	That may be difficult...
That may be difficult...	Why don't you just call for <u>help</u>!
Why don't you just call for <u>help</u>!	I have already made one transmission too many...
I'm all right -- stand by to return fire! Mr. Scott, transfer power to the phaser banks --	Oh, God, sir, I dinna think so...
Oh, God, sir, I dinna think so...	What's wrong?
What's wrong?	They've knocked out the damn automation center. I've got no control over anything!
There are two more prisoners, Admiral. Do you want them killed too? Surrender your vessel!	All right, damn you! All right! Give me a minute to inform my crew.
Commander, these are some of the most famous people in Starfleet! Admiral Kirk, my God!	Good for you, Lieutenant.
Good for you, Lieutenant.	But it's damn irregular. No destination orders, no encoded i.d...
But it's damn irregular. No destination orders, no encoded i.d...	All true.
All true.	Well -- what are we going to do about it?!
Well -- what are we going to do about it?!	I am going to do nothing about it. <u>You</u> are going to sit in the closet.
I am going to do nothing about it. <u>You</u> are going to sit in the closet.	The <u>closet</u>?! Have you lost all sense of reality?
The <u>closet</u>?! Have you lost all sense of reality?	This isn't reality. This is fantasy.
I'm Admiral Kirk...	<u>We were still there</u>, you dumb bastard! We could hear the screams all the way to the transporter room --
No sir! We have Genesis -- Whatever you want --	<u>Full power damn you</u>!
Thirty seconds...	... to prevent an enemy from doing just what we're attempting; using <u>our</u> console to tap in a message, an order to lower Reliant's damn shields...
Not enough against their shields.	Who the <u>hell</u> are they?
Sir, you did it.	<u>I did nothing</u> -- except get caught with my britches down. I must be senile. Mr. Saavik, you just keep right on quoting regulations. Meantime, let's find out what the hell is going on and see how bad we've been --
Now wait just a damn minute.	Spock, start your computations for time warp. Come on, Bones. Let's pay Scotty a visit.
What the hell do you think you're doing?	Reading the patient's vital signs.
Attempting the hell to communicate.	Communicate? Communicate what? You have no right to be here!
They are mature humpbacks, weighing 45,000 pounds each. They wandered into San Francisco Bay as calves and were brought here. We call them George and Gracie.	It's perfect, Spock: a male, a female, together in a contained space can beam them up together and consider ourselves damn lucky...
Memory problems, too.	Uh huh. What about you? Where you from?
Uh huh. What about you? Where you from?	Iowa.
Iowa.	A landlubber. Come on, what the hell were you boys really trying to do back there? Was it some kinda macho thing? If that's all, I'm gonna be real disappointed. I hate that macho type.
A landlubber. Come on, what the hell were you boys really trying to do back there? Was it some kinda macho thing? If that's all, I'm gonna be real disappointed. I hate that macho type.	Can I ask <u>you</u> something?
Can I ask <u>you</u> something?	Go ahead.
Go ahead.	What's going to happen when you release the whales?
All right. Who are you? and don't jerk me around any more. I want to know how you know that.	We can't tell you. Please, just -- let me finish. I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.
We can't tell you. Please, just -- let me finish. I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.	Then --
Then --	In fact, we may be able to help -- in ways that, frankly, you couldn't possibly imagine.
In fact, we may be able to help -- in ways that, frankly, you couldn't possibly imagine.	Or believe, I'll bet.
Or believe, I'll bet.	Very likely. You're not exactly catching us at our best.
Sorry, that's classified. I don't really have a clue who you are... You wouldn't want to show me around your space ship, would you?	It wouldn't be my first choice, no.
It wouldn't be my first choice, no.	So. There we are.
So. There we are.	Lemme tell you something. I'm here to bring two humpbacks into the 23rd Century. If I have to, I'll go to the open sea to get them, but I'd just as soon take yours -- better for me, better for you... and better for them.
Lemme tell you something. I'm here to bring two humpbacks into the 23rd Century. If I have to, I'll go to the open sea to get them, but I'd just as soon take yours -- better for me, better for you... and better for them.	I bet you're a damn good poker player.
I bet you're a damn good poker player.	Think about it -- but don't take too long because I'm out of time. If you change your mind, this is where I'll be.
Think about it -- but don't take too long because I'm out of time. If you change your mind, this is where I'll be.	Here... In the park?
Here... In the park?	Right.
As you observed, a primitive Culture.	Yes.
Yes.	Admiral, may I ask you a question?
Admiral, may I ask you a question?	Spock, don't call me Admiral. Don't you remember: you used to call me Jim... Now what's your question?
Spock, don't call me Admiral. Don't you remember: you used to call me Jim... Now what's your question?	Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with -- shall I say -- more colorful metaphors: "Double dumb ass on you" -- and so forth...
Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with -- shall I say -- more colorful metaphors: "Double dumb ass on you" -- and so forth...	You mean profanity. That's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you if you don't swear every other word. You'll find it in all the literature of the period.
You mean profanity. That's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you if you don't swear every other word. You'll find it in all the literature of the period.	For example?
Spock...	Yes?
Yes?	About those colorful metaphors we discussed. I don't think you should try to use them.
About those colorful metaphors we discussed. I don't think you should try to use them.	Why not?
Why not?	Well, for one thing, you haven't quite got the hang of it.
Well, for one thing, you haven't quite got the hang of it.	I see.
I see.	And another thing... It is not always necessary to tell the truth.
And another thing... It is not always necessary to tell the truth.	I cannot tell a lie.
I cannot tell a lie.	You don't have to lie... You could exaggerate.
You don't have to lie... You could exaggerate.	Exaggerate.
Exaggerate.	You've done it before. Can't you remember?
You've done it before. Can't you remember?	The hell I can't
The hell I can't	What else did you learn from your mind meld?
What else did you learn from your mind meld?	They are very unhappy about the way their species has been treated by man.
They are very unhappy about the way their species has been treated by man.	They have a right to be... Do you think they'll help us?
They have a right to be... Do you think they'll help us?	I believe I was successful in communicating our intentions.
I believe I was successful in communicating our intentions.	... I see.
Spock... Did braking thrusters fire?	They did, Admiral.
They did, Admiral.	Then... Where the hell are we?
... and because they have warp capabilities, the consequences to their society are minimal...	You've done a terrific job, Jean- Luc. Now, pack your bags and get the hell out of there. How's Data?
You've done a terrific job, Jean- Luc. Now, pack your bags and get the hell out of there. How's Data?	In stasis. La Forge is completing the diagnostic.
In stasis. La Forge is completing the diagnostic.	I'll need all your paperwork tomorrow. We're heading back your way. Set a course to rendezvous with us so you can transfer the crew and equipment on your way out.
I'll need all your paperwork tomorrow. We're heading back your way. Set a course to rendezvous with us so you can transfer the crew and equipment on your way out.	You're not finished here?
You're not finished here?	Just a few loose ends to tie up. Dougherty out.
The Council has ordered a halt to the Ba'ku relocation while they conduct a top-level review.	Top level review, my ass. There'll be no cover-up of this. Not after I get...
"APR cell count?" What the hell are you talking about?	Doctor Crusher has been... studying some advanced medical theories.
What are you, an idiot? Didn't you see the red light was on?	Ah... yes... but, I didn't realize that --
Ah... yes... but, I didn't realize that --	Thank God this plate was already fixed.
What the hell is happening, Worf?	It appears that someone has taken over the Environmental Control Room.
They're bypassing Engineering...	Where the hell are they going?
What took you so long?	Kill him! He's the one!!
Kill him! He's the one!!	Not me, idiot - HIM!
Captain...	He was just about to explain the whole damn -
They don't place the same value on life that we do, Spock - you know that... take my word: she didn't shed one bloody tear...	That's hardly conclusive, Mr. Scott, as Klingons have no tear ducts.
Can you tell me how you came to be on the planet where we found you?	I was taken from my homeworld by people called the "PakJeds." They are fat. They traded me to a ship belonging to the "Bolians." The "Bolians" are blue. They put me in a seat and asked me questions. Then they were attacked by another ship...
Fuzzy face is gone.	Yes, please continue.
Yes, please continue.	I was in space for a long time. Then a ship belonging to the Talosians" picked me up. They asked me where I came from. I told them people called the Pakleds" took me from my homeworld. They are fat
Remember him?	He was a bit proud as I recall.
He was a bit proud as I recall.	He was a damn fool. Selfish and ambitious. Very much in need of seasoning.
He was a damn fool. Selfish and ambitious. Very much in need of seasoning.	He turned out all right.
Alacrity would be appreciated, Commander.	They are trying to override the access codes. Reman is really a most complex language with pictographs representing certain verb roots and...
They are trying to override the access codes. Reman is really a most complex language with pictographs representing certain verb roots and...	While I find that fascinating, Data, we really need that Goddamned door open!
I'll always be with you now. Now and forever.	You sick bastard!
Where did you stop last?	What the hell do you think you're doing?
What the hell do you think you're doing?	Where did you stop last?
Where did you stop last?	Stay right there...
Stay right there...	What was your last stop?
What was your last stop?	Elmo's...
Elmo's...	Where's that?
Where's that?	About five miles back.
The extraterrestrial now looks like this.	Oh shit!!!
Maybe... look, this is just something to think about... from what I got at the shopping center, it was more scared than anything else... I don't feel it's as big a threat as you think it is...	Is that what's affecting your performance?
Is that what's affecting your performance?	I'm not being unpatriotic, and I'm doing my damndest to catch them. Bell's up on 80 and I'm down here on 70 past Grand Junction. They're heading west. If they're not flying we have a damn good chance of getting them. All I'm asking is that you people think about it.
I'm not being unpatriotic, and I'm doing my damndest to catch them. Bell's up on 80 and I'm down here on 70 past Grand Junction. They're heading west. If they're not flying we have a damn good chance of getting them. All I'm asking is that you people think about it.	You just do your job, Shermin. We'll make the policy.

How can you be logical at a time like this?! We have to get thee hell off this planet!

That may be difficult...

Why don't you just call for help!

I have already made one transmission too many...

I'm all right -- stand by to return fire! Mr. Scott, transfer power to the phaser banks --

Oh, God, sir, I dinna think so...

What's wrong?

They've knocked out the damn automation center. I've got no control over anything!

There are two more prisoners, Admiral. Do you want them killed too? Surrender your vessel!

All right, damn you! All right! Give me a minute to inform my crew.

Commander, these are some of the most famous people in Starfleet! Admiral Kirk, my God!

Good for you, Lieutenant.

But it's damn irregular. No destination orders, no encoded i.d...

All true.

Well -- what are we going to do about it?!

I am going to do nothing about it. You are going to sit in the closet.

The closet?! Have you lost all sense of reality?

This isn't reality. This is fantasy.

I'm Admiral Kirk...

We were still there, you dumb bastard! We could hear the screams all the way to the transporter room --

No sir! We have Genesis -- Whatever you want --

Full power damn you!

Thirty seconds...

... to prevent an enemy from doing just what we're attempting; using our console to tap in a message, an order to lower Reliant's damn shields...

Not enough against their shields.

Who the hell are they?

Sir, you did it.

I did nothing -- except get caught with my britches down. I must be senile. Mr. Saavik, you just keep right on quoting regulations. Meantime, let's find out what the hell is going on and see how bad we've been --

Now wait just a damn minute.

Spock, start your computations for time warp. Come on, Bones. Let's pay Scotty a visit.

What the hell do you think you're doing?

Reading the patient's vital signs.

Attempting the hell to communicate.

Communicate? Communicate what? You have no right to be here!

They are mature humpbacks, weighing 45,000 pounds each. They wandered into San Francisco Bay as calves and were brought here. We call them George and Gracie.

It's perfect, Spock: a male, a female, together in a contained space can beam them up together and consider ourselves damn lucky...

Memory problems, too.

Uh huh. What about you? Where you from?

Iowa.

A landlubber. Come on, what the hell were you boys really trying to do back there? Was it some kinda macho thing? If that's all, I'm gonna be real disappointed. I hate that macho type.

Can I ask you something?

Go ahead.

What's going to happen when you release the whales?

All right. Who are you? and don't jerk me around any more. I want to know how you know that.

We can't tell you. Please, just -- let me finish. I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.

Then --

In fact, we may be able to help -- in ways that, frankly, you couldn't possibly imagine.

Or believe, I'll bet.

Very likely. You're not exactly catching us at our best.

Sorry, that's classified. I don't really have a clue who you are... You wouldn't want to show me around your space ship, would you?

It wouldn't be my first choice, no.

So. There we are.

Lemme tell you something. I'm here to bring two humpbacks into the 23rd Century. If I have to, I'll go to the open sea to get them, but I'd just as soon take yours -- better for me, better for you... and better for them.

I bet you're a damn good poker player.

Think about it -- but don't take too long because I'm out of time. If you change your mind, this is where I'll be.

Here... In the park?

Right.

As you observed, a primitive Culture.

Yes.

Admiral, may I ask you a question?

Spock, don't call me Admiral. Don't you remember: you used to call me Jim... Now what's your question?

Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with -- shall I say -- more colorful metaphors: "Double dumb ass on you" -- and so forth...

You mean profanity. That's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you if you don't swear every other word. You'll find it in all the literature of the period.

For example?

Spock...

Yes?

About those colorful metaphors we discussed. I don't think you should try to use them.

Why not?

Well, for one thing, you haven't quite got the hang of it.

I see.

And another thing... It is not always necessary to tell the truth.

I cannot tell a lie.

You don't have to lie... You could exaggerate.

Exaggerate.

You've done it before. Can't you remember?

The hell I can't

What else did you learn from your mind meld?

They are very unhappy about the way their species has been treated by man.

They have a right to be... Do you think they'll help us?

I believe I was successful in communicating our intentions.

... I see.

Spock... Did braking thrusters fire?

They did, Admiral.

Then... Where the hell are we?

... and because they have warp capabilities, the consequences to their society are minimal...

You've done a terrific job, Jean- Luc. Now, pack your bags and get the hell out of there. How's Data?

In stasis. La Forge is completing the diagnostic.

I'll need all your paperwork tomorrow. We're heading back your way. Set a course to rendezvous with us so you can transfer the crew and equipment on your way out.

You're not finished here?

Just a few loose ends to tie up. Dougherty out.

The Council has ordered a halt to the Ba'ku relocation while they conduct a top-level review.

Top level review, my ass. There'll be no cover-up of this. Not after I get...

"APR cell count?" What the hell are you talking about?

Doctor Crusher has been... studying some advanced medical theories.

What are you, an idiot? Didn't you see the red light was on?

Ah... yes... but, I didn't realize that --

Thank God this plate was already fixed.

What the hell is happening, Worf?

It appears that someone has taken over the Environmental Control Room.

They're bypassing Engineering...

Where the hell are they going?

What took you so long?

Kill him! He's the one!!

Not me, idiot - HIM!

Captain...

He was just about to explain the whole damn -

They don't place the same value on life that we do, Spock - you know that... take my word: she didn't shed one bloody tear...

That's hardly conclusive, Mr. Scott, as Klingons have no tear ducts.

Can you tell me how you came to be on the planet where we found you?

I was taken from my homeworld by people called the "PakJeds." They are fat. They traded me to a ship belonging to the "Bolians." The "Bolians" are blue. They put me in a seat and asked me questions. Then they were attacked by another ship...

Fuzzy face is gone.

Yes, please continue.

I was in space for a long time. Then a ship belonging to the Talosians" picked me up. They asked me where I came from. I told them people called the Pakleds" took me from my homeworld. They are fat

Remember him?

He was a bit proud as I recall.

He was a damn fool. Selfish and ambitious. Very much in need of seasoning.

He turned out all right.

Alacrity would be appreciated, Commander.

They are trying to override the access codes. Reman is really a most complex language with pictographs representing certain verb roots and...

While I find that fascinating, Data, we really need that Goddamned door open!

I'll always be with you now. Now and forever.

You sick bastard!

Where did you stop last?

What the hell do you think you're doing?

Where did you stop last?

Stay right there...

What was your last stop?

Elmo's...

Where's that?

About five miles back.

The extraterrestrial now looks like this.

Oh shit!!!

Maybe... look, this is just something to think about... from what I got at the shopping center, it was more scared than anything else... I don't feel it's as big a threat as you think it is...

Is that what's affecting your performance?

I'm not being unpatriotic, and I'm doing my damndest to catch them. Bell's up on 80 and I'm down here on 70 past Grand Junction. They're heading west. If they're not flying we have a damn good chance of getting them. All I'm asking is that you people think about it.

You just do your job, Shermin. We'll make the policy.