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Man, that's some
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Oh, that's not what you want...
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This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
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It-it’s great to meet you Paul.
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I usually prefer Elizabeth’s boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
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Of course, of course, Mr. Stevens.
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So Ross, what your problem?
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Eh-wh—Excuse me?
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Why can’t you get a girlfriend your own age?
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That’s funny. Umm…. It’s not funny.
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I
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Okay.
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I can, I can see that.
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Umm, but I think if you give me umm, one chance I can, I can change your mind.
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Okay.
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What?
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Okay. I’ll give you one chance to change my mind. You got one minute.
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Daddy!
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Oh well, it’s not on TV yet.
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Well, then it’s not on the wall yet.
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Okay, fine, I will bring you a tape, huh?
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So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauer’s clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that haven’t been cleaned yet?
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Ooooohh!
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Oh yeah, I'm sure. And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore.
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Was it...?
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Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.
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"Ooo," what?
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Uma Thurman.
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Oh!
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The actress!
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Thanks Rach.
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So what are you gonna do?
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You have to tell her!
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You have to tell her!
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It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue!
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Guys?
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Guys?
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Oh, yeah, you have to tell her.
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Feminist issue. That's where I went!
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She is gonna hate me.
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Yeah, well...
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Will you marry me?
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It’s the big night! We wanted to wish you good luck!
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Yeah, yeah you have the ring?
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Yeah, right here in my pocket. Pheebs?
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Oh! Oop!
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Okay, now will you guys get out of here? I want this is to be a surprise and she’s gonna know.
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Yeah-yeah you guys. Get out of here!
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Hi guys.
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You are beautiful.
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Oh, thank you! What’s going on?
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We’re just really…very excited about this charity event that we have to go to.
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Okay umm, Ross?
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I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater.
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Now, I'm just letting you know that this is
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Yep! That's hilarious!
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I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done.
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Y'know, last night was embarrassing for you too.
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No, not really. I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times.
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Uh-huh. But it was a first for the rest of my building.
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Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily.
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What?! You totally get embarrassed!
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No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.
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Is that so?
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Yeah.
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Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am
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I can’t believe it!
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I did it!
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I rode a bike!
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I never thought I’d be able to do that!
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Thank you Ross.
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Oh hey, don’t thank me, thank yourself. You’re the one who faced her fears and ultimately overcame them.
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Hey, both you guys should be up there with me.
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I mean, you two are-are my… I mean, I’m lucky to have just one good
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Thanks man.
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I gotta go check something over here.
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What a baby.
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Total wuss!
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Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.
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Wow! This looks great!
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Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap. Umm, this one is made of bologna.
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And-and-and-and-and the toothpicks?
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You kissed another woman!
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Call it even?!
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Okay!
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Well, I’m gonna go get these in some water.
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Wait you stole those from these people’s wedding?
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No-no, I took them from the hotel lobby.
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Yeah, they think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nuts, they got another think coming.
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Hey!
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My sweater!
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I’ve been looking for this for like a month!
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Oh my God!!
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Oh my God!
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Happy?! Is that what I’m supposed to be Vic? Happy?
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Well, why don’t you tell me what you’re supposed to be!
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Huh?
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Because I sure as hell can’t figure it out!
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I talk to you and nothin’.
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You look at me, and it’s nothin’.
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