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Man, that's some
Oh, that's not what you want...
This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
It-it’s great to meet you Paul.
I usually prefer Elizabeth’s boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Of course, of course, Mr. Stevens.
So Ross, what your problem?
Eh-wh—Excuse me?
Why can’t you get a girlfriend your own age?
That’s funny. Umm…. It’s not funny.
I
Okay.
I can, I can see that.
Umm, but I think if you give me umm, one chance I can, I can change your mind.
Okay.
What?
Okay. I’ll give you one chance to change my mind. You got one minute.
Daddy!
Oh well, it’s not on TV yet.
Well, then it’s not on the wall yet.
Okay, fine, I will bring you a tape, huh?
So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauer’s clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that haven’t been cleaned yet?
Ooooohh!
Oh yeah, I'm sure. And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore.
Was it...?
Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.
"Ooo," what?
Uma Thurman.
Oh!
The actress!
Thanks Rach.
So what are you gonna do?
You have to tell her!
You have to tell her!
It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue!
Guys?
Guys?
Oh, yeah, you have to tell her.
Feminist issue. That's where I went!
She is gonna hate me.
Yeah, well...
Will you marry me?
It’s the big night! We wanted to wish you good luck!
Yeah, yeah you have the ring?
Yeah, right here in my pocket. Pheebs?
Oh! Oop!
Okay, now will you guys get out of here? I want this is to be a surprise and she’s gonna know.
Yeah-yeah you guys. Get out of here!
Hi guys.
You are beautiful.
Oh, thank you! What’s going on?
We’re just really…very excited about this charity event that we have to go to.
Okay umm, Ross?
I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater.
Now, I'm just letting you know that this is
Yep! That's hilarious!
I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done.
Y'know, last night was embarrassing for you too.
No, not really. I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times.
Uh-huh. But it was a first for the rest of my building.
Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily.
What?! You totally get embarrassed!
No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.
Is that so?
Yeah.
Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am
I can’t believe it!
I did it!
I rode a bike!
I never thought I’d be able to do that!
Thank you Ross.
Oh hey, don’t thank me, thank yourself. You’re the one who faced her fears and ultimately overcame them.
Hey, both you guys should be up there with me.
I mean, you two are-are my… I mean, I’m lucky to have just one good
Thanks man.
I gotta go check something over here.
What a baby.
Total wuss!
Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.
Wow! This looks great!
Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap. Umm, this one is made of bologna.
And-and-and-and-and the toothpicks?
You kissed another woman!
Call it even?!
Okay!
Well, I’m gonna go get these in some water.
Wait you stole those from these people’s wedding?
No-no, I took them from the hotel lobby.
Yeah, they think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nuts, they got another think coming.
Hey!
My sweater!
I’ve been looking for this for like a month!
Oh my God!!
Oh my God!
Happy?! Is that what I’m supposed to be Vic? Happy?
Well, why don’t you tell me what you’re supposed to be!
Huh?
Because I sure as hell can’t figure it out!
I talk to you and nothin’.
You look at me, and it’s nothin’.