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We’re really gonna do this, huh? | |
Looks like it. | |
Y’know, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at | |
I got it! | |
Okay. | |
Susan! Hi! | |
Hey! | |
Thank you so much for coming. | |
Oh, I wouldn’t miss it for the world. | |
I’m-I’m Ross by the way. | |
Hello Ross. I love what you’ve done with this space. | |
Thank you so much. | |
How hot is this?! | |
Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben. 'A real American hero. I'm | |
G.I. Joe | |
Look Ben, it's a toy that protects U.S. oil interests overseas! | |
It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid. | |
That, that's what's stupid. | |
I don't need an actual man, just a couple of his best swimmers. | |
And there, there are places you can go to get that stuff. | |
Down at the docks again? | |
Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell? | |
I’m not gonna tell you! You’re the bad man who broke Sarah’s leg. | |
Hey now! That was an accident, okay. | |
You’re a big scrud. | |
What’s a scrud? | |
Why don’t you look in the mirror, scrud. | |
I don’t have too. I can just look at you. | |
All right girls, and man. Let’s see your final tallies. Ohhhh, Debbie, 321 boxes of cookies, Very nice. | |
Not nice enough. | |
Charla, 278. Sorry, dear, but still good. | |
So, how’d the lasagne go over? | |
Really?! | |
Good. | |
So you owe me three pretty things. | |
Yeah, I’ve been thinking a lot about you too. | |
It’s hard this whole platonic thing. | |
It’s a word! | |
Yeah, I do think it’s better this way. Yeah, we’re being smart. Yes, I’m sure. | |
You really sure? | |
I’ll call you back. | |
So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man? | |
Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not goof around with him. | |
Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary… Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. | |
But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. | |
I am | |
I think you're better than you think you are. | |
Really? Okay, so | |
Know when to stop. | |
Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay? | |
Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. Don't do the dance. | |
Right! | |
Ow!-Ow!-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Y'know, ow! | |
Hey!-Hey! What’s going on? | |
She broke my arm. | |
He touched my fanny. | |
No, she touched mine first! | |
That’s my job! | |
Are you being British?! | |
No. Not anymore. | |
Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me? | |
Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. | |
Barley? What kind of party serves barley? | |
Well, I'm sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours. | |
Where is this party? | |
Here in Chelsea. | |
Who's party is it? | |
A woman's | |
What woman?! | |
Chelsea. | |
Either you're seeing somebody behind my back, which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet. | |
Or, else you're pretending that you're seeing somebody, which just makes you so pathetic that I could start crying right here in the cereal aisle. | |
So like which of these two guys do you want to be? | |
Can I be that guy? | |
Great story again! The yarns that you weave! Woo-hoo-hoo! | |
Y’know uh, actually I-I-I should get going. | |
Oh no-no-no! Stay! Stay! Because you-you should you-you-you should stay! | |
Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I just I don’t feel that way about you. | |
Oh no-no-no, that’s not—No-no-no! | |
Did you just flick me? | |
OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica] | |
Oh! All right. Now, let's not do this! | |
Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts! | |
OK, now I'm gonna kick some ass. | |
Ow! Ow! Ow! | |
Alright, now I will let go if you both stop. | |
Fine! | |
Fine! | |
There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches. | |
Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own. | |
Oh my God! | |
Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I | |
Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. | |
I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. | |
Hi. | |
Hi. | |
Hi, listen, I’m sorry about before. | |
I don’t need to have a game room. | |
I mean when I was a kid I only played those games because I couldn’t get girls, and now I | |
Stop it Chandler. I’m sorry too. |