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Irony?
Not a fan, alright .
See, here’s the thing.
I went home and told my wife about Tulsa and she won’t go.
See, me, I love Tulsa!
Tulsa is heaven!
Tulsa is Italy—Please don’t make me go there!
Chandler, I…
No no no!
Look, Carol, can I call you Carol?
Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine?
Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping!
That’s a picture of your daughter, isn’t it, well she’s lovely.
I like a girl with a strong jaw.
I’ll call you from Tulsa.
Hi.
Hey.
How are you?
I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. How-how did you know I was here?
Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.
That I was not expecting.
I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in.
Oh. Thanks.
No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing
Well, actually, you only got to sing 'Memo-'.
I just can't believe you're in here.
I mean, what am I gonna do without you?
Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me?
Who's gonna take me to the
Uh... Oh, Mindy, you are so stupid. Oh, we are both so stupid.
What do you mean?
Smell familiar?
Oh no.
Oh, I am so sorry.
No me, I am so sorry...
Oh my.
Well, there's no way I'm gonna get a shot.
Maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth, you know, like a thquirt gun.
Doctor, can I see you for just a minute please? My brother has a slight phobia about needles.
Did you tell him about my thquirt gun idea?
My brother, the PhD would like to know if there's any way to treat this orally.
No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Tho?
Ohhh.
That's good, have a seat.
Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle.
You're just gonna have to be brave, ok?
Can you do that for me?
Ok.
Ok. Oh boy. You are doin' so good. You wanna squeeze my hand?
Yes!
All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard.
Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard!
Let go of my hand!
You’re gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!!
Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!
Well…let’s just say
Oo, where are the seats?
Uh, middle balcony.
You’re a mean old woman.
No! Wait no! Shut up—I mean don’t cry! Let me get my checkbook!
Look honey, you don’t have to do this, okay?
It’s the strength you have inside that means the most to me.
You’re loyal, you’re honest, and you have integrity!
That’s the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love!
That means nothing to me. Come on!
Oh! Hey, Mr. Treeger.
: What are you doing?
Ummm. Oh! I’m sorry. It’s a little old but
: No! You’re clogging up the chute that I spent a half-hour unclogging!
I’m sorry. I didn’t—I don’t come in here a lot.
: Oh yeah, of course you don’t!
: ‘Cause you’re a little princess! "Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of
: You think you could make a mess and the big man in coveralls will come in here and clean it up, huh?
Well, why don’t think of someone else for a change?
Okay, I’m sorry.
Hello!
What's this?
Oh right its that girl's phone number.
Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me.
It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but... Whoa!
Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby!
Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it.
Thank you.
I don’t know how any of these got opened?!
You opened them all?
I know! I know! I am a terrible person! I mean, Chandler is never going to trust me with anything ever again!
Oh hey! You got my parent’s gift!
Yeah. What is that?
Well, I don’t know. I think it does something to salami.
Hey! How’d it go?
Yeah. What-what did Tag say?
Tag is not the father! And Joey knows now?
I do Rach. I do, and I so happy for you.
Oh wow, you didn’t even try to unhook my bra!
So are you ever gonna tell whoever it is?
No, I will. I’m just not up for it tonight.
Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know you’re not gonna be alone in this.
I’m not?
Listen I uh… It’s a scary world out there especially if you’re a single mom.