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Irony?
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Not a fan, alright .
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See, here’s the thing.
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I went home and told my wife about Tulsa and she won’t go.
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See, me, I love Tulsa!
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Tulsa is heaven!
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Tulsa is Italy—Please don’t make me go there!
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Chandler, I…
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No no no!
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Look, Carol, can I call you Carol?
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Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine?
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Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping!
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That’s a picture of your daughter, isn’t it, well she’s lovely.
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I like a girl with a strong jaw.
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I’ll call you from Tulsa.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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How are you?
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I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. How-how did you know I was here?
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Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.
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That I was not expecting.
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I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in.
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Oh. Thanks.
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No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing
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Well, actually, you only got to sing 'Memo-'.
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I just can't believe you're in here.
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I mean, what am I gonna do without you?
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Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me?
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Who's gonna take me to the
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Uh... Oh, Mindy, you are so stupid. Oh, we are both so stupid.
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What do you mean?
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Smell familiar?
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Oh no.
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Oh, I am so sorry.
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No me, I am so sorry...
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Oh my.
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Well, there's no way I'm gonna get a shot.
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Maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth, you know, like a thquirt gun.
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Doctor, can I see you for just a minute please? My brother has a slight phobia about needles.
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Did you tell him about my thquirt gun idea?
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My brother, the PhD would like to know if there's any way to treat this orally.
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No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
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Tho?
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Ohhh.
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That's good, have a seat.
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Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle.
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You're just gonna have to be brave, ok?
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Can you do that for me?
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Ok.
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Ok. Oh boy. You are doin' so good. You wanna squeeze my hand?
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Yes!
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All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard.
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Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard!
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Let go of my hand!
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You’re gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!!
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Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!
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Well…let’s just say
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Oo, where are the seats?
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Uh, middle balcony.
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You’re a mean old woman.
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No! Wait no! Shut up—I mean don’t cry! Let me get my checkbook!
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Look honey, you don’t have to do this, okay?
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It’s the strength you have inside that means the most to me.
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You’re loyal, you’re honest, and you have integrity!
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That’s the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love!
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That means nothing to me. Come on!
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Oh! Hey, Mr. Treeger.
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: What are you doing?
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Ummm. Oh! I’m sorry. It’s a little old but
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: No! You’re clogging up the chute that I spent a half-hour unclogging!
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I’m sorry. I didn’t—I don’t come in here a lot.
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: Oh yeah, of course you don’t!
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: ‘Cause you’re a little princess! "Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of
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: You think you could make a mess and the big man in coveralls will come in here and clean it up, huh?
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Well, why don’t think of someone else for a change?
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Okay, I’m sorry.
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Hello!
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What's this?
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Oh right its that girl's phone number.
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Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me.
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It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but... Whoa!
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Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby!
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Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it.
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Thank you.
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I don’t know how any of these got opened?!
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You opened them all?
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I know! I know! I am a terrible person! I mean, Chandler is never going to trust me with anything ever again!
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Oh hey! You got my parent’s gift!
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Yeah. What is that?
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Well, I don’t know. I think it does something to salami.
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Hey! How’d it go?
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Yeah. What-what did Tag say?
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Tag is not the father! And Joey knows now?
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I do Rach. I do, and I so happy for you.
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Oh wow, you didn’t even try to unhook my bra!
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So are you ever gonna tell whoever it is?
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No, I will. I’m just not up for it tonight.
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Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know you’re not gonna be alone in this.
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I’m not?
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Listen I uh… It’s a scary world out there especially if you’re a single mom.
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