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No. Why?
Well that’s a full cup!
Damn! I am good at Cups!
What? Why? Where are you?
I’m still on the set!
Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour!
I know! I’m sorry! The guy’s drunk, they won’t let me go until we get this.
Oh my God! I’m gonna have to find another minister.
No! No, I’m the minister! Alright, look-look, put ‘em both on the phone, I’ll marry them right now.
Ugh! Joey, I have to go.
Hey! Don’t you hang up on me! I’ll marry you and me right now! I have the power!
Oh hey Joey! What's up?
I can't decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you've traveled a lot right?
Yeah, I've been around.
Okay, so-so which route should I take the northern route or the southern route?
Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees.
Great! Problem solved!
Estelle, you gotta get me some work. I-I lost my health insurance.
All right, first thing we gotta do, damage control.
Why?
Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
Bastard!
You mean whenever Monica and Chandler where like y'know doing laundry or going grocery shopping or—Oh!
All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp!
Uh-huh, doing it. Doing it. Phone doing it.
Oh, I can't believe it!
I mean I think it's great!
For him.
She might be able to do better.
Hey guys!
Joey! Come here! Come here!
Phoebe just found out about Monica and Chandler.
You mean how they're friends and nothing more?
No. Joey, she
Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?
Yes, but y'know what?
It doesn't matter who knows what.
Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know!
Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!
It's a tradition, like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay, moved out, and abandoned its entire family.
Y’know, you’re friend’s getting married, it’s gotta change things.
You really think it would be that different?
How could it not be?
I mean pretty soon they’re gonna be having kids, and then they’re just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids.
And then maybe they’re gonna have to leave the city to be near a
Well, things change.
I don’t want them to move to a
It’ll be okay Joe.
Its still there!
Mrs. Braverman must be out.
She could be out of town. Maybe she’ll be gone for months.
By then, the cheesecake may have gone bad. We don’t want her to come back to bad cheesecake.
No that could kill her.
Well, we don’t want that.
No, so we’re protecting her.
But we should take it.
But we should move quick.
Why?
Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Hey, Kicky. What're you doing?
Just trying to get comfortable. I can't sleep in my underwear.
Well, you're gonna.
I've been thinking. Y'know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls...
Are they end to end, or tall like pancakes?
Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women.
And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know?
Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Hey, you're not him.
You're you.
When they were all over you to go into your father's pipe-fitting business, did you cave?
No.
No.
You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business.
Now that wasn't easy, but you did it!
And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say "No thanks, I'm married."
You really think so?
Yeah. I really do.
Thanks, Chandler.
Get off!
Hi.
Your Fettuccini Alfredo looks a little dry, did you use all your cheese?
When you say used, do you mean eat as a pre-cooking snack?
And the cream?
Cheese makes me thirsty.
Okay. Let’s move on.
All right.
Oh! Something smells good over at Monica’s station! Oh my God! This is absolutely amazing! You’ve never made this before?
Oh no!
I don’t know anything about cooking.
I had to ask someone what it’s called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Well, hats off to the chef.
I-I-I’m sorry, your-your mouth was full, I didn’t hear what you said. Umm, hats off to who now?
The chef!
That’s right.
Hey, Pheebs.
Hey.
How's it going?
Good. Oh oh! Roger's having a dinner thing and he wanted me to invite you guys.
So what's going on?