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morning all
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v groggy this morning
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i feel soooo bad for my doglet
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she is not understanding why her mouth is so sore
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poor little thing
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why oh why do i watch videos of people dying right before i'm going to sleep
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why luke worral doesnt have twitter
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haha you better watch those two
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they might actually kill each other
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twitter is a lot less interesting since cute people suddenly stopped flirting with me
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my stomach is feeling satisfied now been starving for 2 hours
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is very disappointed
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i nearly spoiled myself for house did just a teeny bit saw a name but then it went away via link
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i wo n't be terribly surprised now
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ya i was basically screwed
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just rewrote it i will seriously go with you if you want
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i dont know anyone else who wants to goo
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lmaooo mornin baybeeee
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do n't lie
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a peaceful journey
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my train is straight boring not even a hooded teef in sight
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i wish i had someone to talk to
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i'm so upset
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no one likes me anyway
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hommmmeeworrkkk boooo hope you fellas had a good night
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i wish i 'd known that there were more tickets earlier
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rang this arvo one left but amy would end up sitting alone
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sigh too hard
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woke up to find this coldfluillnesstype thing is n't going without a fight and apparently beats you up in your sleep
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sorry keynote
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whf
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tscc killed derek reese i actually liked that character
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equinuxcom just crashed safari tks you
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quotfire of anatoliaquot is fired costumes are destroyed it 's so poor situation
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800am typical british morning
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cold wet road full of miserable angry drivers good times
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i need a holiday
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really now time for sleep
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dreaming of my city more tattoos and other great things
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waking up to early morning sociology
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just bought sour gummi worms peach gummi o 's and cheeto puffs and a 44 ounce soda i'm such a fat ass had a huge dinner too
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you and me both
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i thought i found a tweetheart but i guess not
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so the search continues
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scroll back a few hours you missed a whole lotta jon
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no finished two years then had twinzzzzzzzzzzz
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missed and hills now i have to catch up tomor but i have real housewives ugh i need to figure out my priorities
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oh and it 's officially my birthday
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happy 23rd birthday to me
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looks around yet no one is here to wish it to me erik 's in bed
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needs the motivation to get dressed and go to work i hate training
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did n't make it by here today
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they are saying we will have snow tomorrow
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wtf
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it is tennessee
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it does n't even snow here in winter
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i just had two people stop following me
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tried to fix hubby 's computer
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it did n't come with disks and now windows key wo n't work
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might have to buy it
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no way
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ur at a game right now
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it seems that twitter lost some updates yesterday again
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my paronychia hurts
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remember these days
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neither do i siiiiike
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i miss my old body someday soon u shall be miiiiine
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back work
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had a bad start of day almost falling down the stairs not enjoying work yet
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i lt3 cigs rip
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i'm up so much paperwork to do today
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n i'm kinda getting sick not fun
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just did 5km on the tready and want to die i'm not built for running
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if only i did n't work an eveningnight job
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need 's help with this anxiety crap
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lol dont ask i was being nice given a ride shit started bar b cueing on the freeway lmao i been had mine ready
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got home after 10 in the end back in for a 9am start aswell
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throat is so raw she cannot sleep
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t i just asked my friend what piglet was seriously guys what is it
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i burnt my tongue on miso soup today
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had the worst dream abt some turd face ex ugh
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it was awful
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longing to own a sewing machine
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my birthday is too far away
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i havent slept a wink severe insomnia arghhhh
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why
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lol byeee time to go
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sorry i guess sarcasm is hard to show in 130 characters
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just microwaved a kashi chicken and spinach thing and put in the milk dvd
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anyone seen it
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i bet it 's good
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i still havent seen slumdog
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just got up i have to watch my lil' bro 's mom is at work
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oh god one of the teachers here gave me a rotten gogoma to eat and i'm so hungry i'm trying to eat around the bad parts hahahaha
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still a got headache
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getting ready for work
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has to flip his lifestyle around goodbye to sleeping in and hello work at 6am
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will do lt3
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the hinge broke it works just does n't open smoothly and it 's pissing me off
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i dunno i 'll see if it can be fixed first
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