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did you know that johnsons baby use animals like cute bunnies to test their products
ca n't sleep bc i drank a diet coke 9pm sucks bc i have to wake up at 530am
one triop down one to go
damn i need to learn
darn it
i woke up with a great idea for a lime article and i forgot what it was
thinking the shorts and flip flops may have been a bad idea
its all up to us mike
i understand what you say but i think its us that need to change my opinion but yours is good too
lol
i'm waiting for a parcel and it 's just not arriving argh hurry up hurry up
oh
btw amp i tried to go to that cuban buffet i told u aboutso excited it 's closed on mondays sad story
it is
i have the docs so morning off and then into work freecycling
what you getting
should have stayed at home
bit lonely on here do n't seem to have many friends who actually use twitter
oh well
oh no is it the laundry powder maybe
i'm allergic to some and since jeans are usually so fitted it makes it worse
i need some inspiration before i hit the kitchen tonight
accidentally listened to the new sugababes album playing four girls aloud hits sequentially to purge the memory
going to walk my dogs and shower before bed
sad the yankees lost the first game monday too
boooo
hey doll sorry to hear bout ur doggie hope he comes home soon
would help u look if i were n't so far away
is upset that she could n't find quotchurch of the flying spaghetti monsterquot on twitter to follow
why wo n't anyone enjoy pretty films with me
feels like i am comming down with something let 's hope it 's just a cold
is not sleeping damnit
tminus 4 hours and counting until i have to get the kids up for school
i missed you is wednesday your day off
or is that thursday
missed the train to york no wifi and blackberry battery is going to die soon not a good start to the day
omniaaaa
i said no to the crackberrryyy
time to depart with my flip phone
hermes packetdienst sucks
had too much fun last night paying for it now going to go and fry an egg
no squirrels today they must be hiding
yeah ploughed around there last night but nothing happening
omg did daughter not come home last night
what a huge worry
i would have been out of my mind
poor you
just bought a car and my impending fatherhood is affecting my judgement
out with plans of a 330ci and in with a rav4
even after the aust
gov
rolls out its 43 bln 100mb b'band we 'll still be way behind most of the rest of the worlds b'band speeds
dan and i grabbed yardhouse earlier
why did n't you pirate it
i was so disappointed
in work early for team meeting but forgot my lunch
i'm not worried about them cutting my hours down so i start at 1000am every day except i may have to give up my morning starbucks
sorry to hear about the bike
on ms xp im afriad laptop is about 3yrs old and think its just a bit messed up
well i was going to rpm
vespa needs oil i ai n't going anywhere
my fast remains un broken
it 's been a year since mark speight died a year goes so fast
this is exactly why as cities burn worries me quotas cities burn 's third and most likely final outingquot from their new album review
i do n't like this 95 malarky i should be out seeing my friends who i have n't seen in months stupid work
aw balls
the new shirt i got at aerie today does n't fit
i wear a medium but they only had a small in the one
third budget of the yr in ireland today
they want to tax text messages
pray for the poets
finished the second research paper of the week
it 's tuesday kind of
kill me
test friday
same but unfortunately i have to pack now
will probably be in scotland next week
i'm having a panic attack so i ca n't sleep
distracting myself with tv and internet
hope this goes away soon
opps still unable to dm you at the moment
maybe twitter bugs after the maintenance
my project is going down the drain legal issues seem to have dealt a fatal blow
where 's my heat and grazia subscriptions
he 's probably delivered them next door
is missing n ol frend amp is thinking bout her rite now
quit smoking cigs i dont want to look old plus i cant breath haha
omy
jus woke up
but was wishing i woke up sumwer in ny
lol
school suxxx
wish i was on tourny again
mate what time you gettin there
not gonna be able to hang around for the late bit but comin down to support you fo sho
makes for hard work for small businesses
well is n't that great
now i'm really sick all coughing and having a sore throat
got up at 7 mistakenly it should 've been 6
got the brainbone daily question wrong

did you know that johnsons baby use animals like cute bunnies to test their products

ca n't sleep bc i drank a diet coke 9pm sucks bc i have to wake up at 530am

one triop down one to go

damn i need to learn

darn it

i woke up with a great idea for a lime article and i forgot what it was

thinking the shorts and flip flops may have been a bad idea

its all up to us mike

i understand what you say but i think its us that need to change my opinion but yours is good too

lol

i'm waiting for a parcel and it 's just not arriving argh hurry up hurry up

oh

btw amp i tried to go to that cuban buffet i told u aboutso excited it 's closed on mondays sad story

it is

i have the docs so morning off and then into work freecycling

what you getting

should have stayed at home

bit lonely on here do n't seem to have many friends who actually use twitter

oh well

oh no is it the laundry powder maybe

i'm allergic to some and since jeans are usually so fitted it makes it worse

i need some inspiration before i hit the kitchen tonight

accidentally listened to the new sugababes album playing four girls aloud hits sequentially to purge the memory

going to walk my dogs and shower before bed

sad the yankees lost the first game monday too

boooo

hey doll sorry to hear bout ur doggie hope he comes home soon

would help u look if i were n't so far away

is upset that she could n't find quotchurch of the flying spaghetti monsterquot on twitter to follow

why wo n't anyone enjoy pretty films with me

feels like i am comming down with something let 's hope it 's just a cold

is not sleeping damnit

tminus 4 hours and counting until i have to get the kids up for school

i missed you is wednesday your day off

or is that thursday

missed the train to york no wifi and blackberry battery is going to die soon not a good start to the day

omniaaaa

i said no to the crackberrryyy

time to depart with my flip phone

hermes packetdienst sucks

had too much fun last night paying for it now going to go and fry an egg

no squirrels today they must be hiding

yeah ploughed around there last night but nothing happening

omg did daughter not come home last night

what a huge worry

i would have been out of my mind

poor you

just bought a car and my impending fatherhood is affecting my judgement

out with plans of a 330ci and in with a rav4

even after the aust

gov

rolls out its 43 bln 100mb b'band we 'll still be way behind most of the rest of the worlds b'band speeds

dan and i grabbed yardhouse earlier

why did n't you pirate it

i was so disappointed

in work early for team meeting but forgot my lunch

i'm not worried about them cutting my hours down so i start at 1000am every day except i may have to give up my morning starbucks

sorry to hear about the bike

on ms xp im afriad laptop is about 3yrs old and think its just a bit messed up

well i was going to rpm

vespa needs oil i ai n't going anywhere

my fast remains un broken

it 's been a year since mark speight died a year goes so fast

this is exactly why as cities burn worries me quotas cities burn 's third and most likely final outingquot from their new album review

i do n't like this 95 malarky i should be out seeing my friends who i have n't seen in months stupid work

aw balls

the new shirt i got at aerie today does n't fit

i wear a medium but they only had a small in the one

third budget of the yr in ireland today

they want to tax text messages

pray for the poets

finished the second research paper of the week

it 's tuesday kind of

kill me

test friday

same but unfortunately i have to pack now

will probably be in scotland next week

i'm having a panic attack so i ca n't sleep

distracting myself with tv and internet

hope this goes away soon

opps still unable to dm you at the moment

maybe twitter bugs after the maintenance

my project is going down the drain legal issues seem to have dealt a fatal blow

where 's my heat and grazia subscriptions

he 's probably delivered them next door

is missing n ol frend amp is thinking bout her rite now

quit smoking cigs i dont want to look old plus i cant breath haha

omy

jus woke up

but was wishing i woke up sumwer in ny

lol

school suxxx

wish i was on tourny again

mate what time you gettin there

not gonna be able to hang around for the late bit but comin down to support you fo sho

makes for hard work for small businesses

well is n't that great

now i'm really sick all coughing and having a sore throat

got up at 7 mistakenly it should 've been 6

got the brainbone daily question wrong