SeppeV/results_joke_gen_mistral_ft_dpo_pe_1000_judge_bert340_1000

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Why did the riddler move his operations to the barn? Because he heard that's where they keep the 'grain'd secrets!	1	[ -7.461160659790039 ]
Why did the programmer wear a beanie to the data center? Because he wanted to write a program that could keep warm in the cold!	1	[ -8.554265975952148 ]
Why did the job applicant's resume feel like a brick wall? Because he was so thick-skinned, his resume was a brick wall!	1	[ -4.239534378051758 ]
Why did the police officer join a sports team? He was just trying to find his position in the latest car-formation draft!	1	[ -6.536960601806641 ]
Why was the archaeologist so excited at the dig site? Turns out he was a 'Dug-nasty' champion all along!	1	[ -5.713521480560303 ]
Why did John come to the party dressed only in his underwear? Because he thought 'casual Fridays' meant 'underwear only'!	2	[ 7.0893731117248535 ]
Why did the bird and the kite have a disagreement? Because he was trying to ground his opponent with a well-aimed gust!	2	[ 7.3641037940979 ]
Why did the elephant wear a necktie to the watering hole? Because he was trying to make a 'trunk' statement at the annual jungle board meeting!	2	[ 6.047180652618408 ]
Why did the sunbather bring toilet paper to the beach? I guess I'll have to use toilet paper as suntan lotion since I can't find any!	2	[ 6.271964073181152 ]
Why did the astronaut take his cat to space? Because they say there's no variety in space, but they've clearly never met my cat!	2	[ 5.5515055656433105 ]
How does a lawyer win every argument? By footnoting his points with "See footnote 12: I'm right."	3	[ -9.688224792480469 ]
Why did the criminal get a lighter sentence than the crime deserved? Because on the scale of justice, it seems the criminal is always heavier!	3	[ -9.319313049316406 ]
Why did the pirate dig up his old trove again? Because he was trying to find his shipment of 'feelings' in the trove!	3	[ -8.89663314819336 ]
Associations for family: - parents - siblings - grandparents - dinner Associations for layer: - clothing - cake - painting Pairings: - parents + cake - siblings + painting - dinner + clothing Chosen pairing with explanation: Dinner + Clothing: This combination is unexpected as food and clothing are typically separate concepts. Punchline: - "Why was the family dinner wearing sweatpants? Because it was Casual-Wear-Ey!" Setup: - "Why did the family dinner decide to change into their workout clothes?"	3	[ -9.582454681396484 ]
Why did the mason start writing on his bricks? Because he wanted to leave a lasting 'impression'!	3	[ -10.027473449707031 ]
Why did she apply lysine to her high-definition monitor? Because she wanted to clear up her resolution!	4	[ -8.306193351745605 ]
Have you ever heard a sound so mysterious, it made your hair stand on end? It was so mysterious, it was like listening to a symphony conducted by a one-legged, blind, mute tuba player!	4	[ -8.175836563110352 ]
Why did the sailor file for an income tax return while at sea? Because he heard there's a new tax deduction for long voyages!	4	[ -7.27081298828125 ]
Why did the wild animal go to the gym? I guess that's why they call it a 'wild' leg day!	4	[ -7.421457290649414 ]
Why did the clam order a snowflake? Because he didn't want his sushi to be a 'roll' model!	4	[ -8.505517959594727 ]
Why did the acrobat wear a bow-tie to the dance competition? He was trying to keep his bow-tie in balance during the dance-off!	5	[ 3.218451976776123 ]
Why did the rose open a restaurant? They said it was a 'beet'-er restaurant!	5	[ 0.8772838711738586 ]
Why do mountaineers carry their own drum set on a hike? Because they want to create a 'hike-a-drenaline'!	5	[ 1.9230759143829346 ]
Why did the stockbroker wade through the flooded street with a briefcase? Because he finally found a good investment opportunity: buying shares in 'Rain, Inc.'!	5	[ 2.759432315826416 ]
Why did the referee put a protective covering on the soccer ball? Because he wanted to protect the ball from being kicked too hard!	5	[ 1.3415520191192627 ]
Why did the architect choose brick for the new project? Because he wanted to build a house so simple, even a brick could understand the plans!	6	[ -8.211164474487305 ]
Why did the detective visit the skeleton's arm? I've got a bone to pick with you, my old alibi is starting to show signs of cracking!	6	[ -7.6668853759765625 ]
Why did the tobacco farmer open a warehouse? Because he found a great deal on a 'tobacco-go-round'!	6	[ -5.771943092346191 ]
Why did they choose a Brooklyn native to captain the ship? Captain Brooklyn steerin' the ship!	6	[ -7.564876556396484 ]
Why did the wealthy gentleman request a massage with a tub of olive oil? Because he wanted a full-body 'Brandy Snap' massage!	6	[ -8.304574966430664 ]
Why did the surfer become an engineer? Because he was the first to invent the 'wave-surfing emoji!'	7	[ -0.39966604113578796 ]
Why did the astronaut carry sunflower seeds to space? Because he was trying to grow a sunflower patch on the moon for a change of scenery!	7	[ 0.35692593455314636 ]
Why did the HR department hire a fire-dancer for the IT division? Because they finally found a way to protect their division: they hired a fire-dancer!	7	[ 0.39540746808052063 ]
Why did the musician replace his backbone with a playlist? Because it turns out the bassist's backbone was just a really good playlist!	7	[ -0.06509228050708771 ]
Why did the perfectionist join a game of Russian Roulette? Because it's the only way to achieve the perfect score!	7	[ 0.515071451663971 ]
Why did the gardener start playing matches on the lawn? Because he heard it was a great way to play a game of 'Lawn Scrabble'!	8	[ 1.2112741470336914 ]
Why did the man put custard in the sink? Because he wanted to wash his custard down with a sinkful of milk!	8	[ 2.0774943828582764 ]
Why did the landlord take the case to court? Because he was trying to evict a protected Paw-tentative Resident!	8	[ 2.425863742828369 ]
Why did the thought get stuck? Because it hit a mental banana peel! I can't solve this problem, it's giving me a real banana-nas!	8	[ -3.0078840255737305 ]
Have you heard about the intergalactic World Cup they're planning in the cosmos? They call it 'Astronautical'!	8	[ -2.1744203567504883 ]
Why did the astronaut pack cookies for his intergalactic journey? Because in space, no one can hear you crumble a galaxy-shaped cookie!	9	[ 7.562463283538818 ]
Why did User 9 apply to be a gondolier in Venice? Because User 9 was looking for a new 'row'-tine opportunity!	9	[ 6.2901763916015625 ]
Why did the missing person apply for a job at the brain bank? Apparently, she was looking for a genius to fill a vacancy in her brain!	9	[ 6.285110950469971 ]
Why did the farmer go out to the field with a furious expression? Because he was so mad, he decided to plow the field with his anger!	9	[ 8.079690933227539 ]
Why did the prisoner get caught reading 'War and Peace' in prison? They said he was trying to start a 'literary war'!	9	[ 7.332465171813965 ]
Why did the ambitious office worker start wearing bandages everywhere? Because he wanted to make a career out of being a human bandage!	10	[ 2.5428454875946045 ]
Why did the hero bring a game board on his quest? Because he was on a quest to level up his 'epic' table manners!	10	[ -2.236844539642334 ]
Why did the artist go on a diet? Because he was trying to create a masterpiece using only negative calories!	10	[ 1.0540958642959595 ]
Why did the car go to the doctor? Because the road was so slippery, it was like driving on ice cream!	10	[ 1.1013848781585693 ]
Why did the planets start arguing in space? I guess that's why they call it a 'celestial domino effect'!	10	[ 1.0952097177505493 ]
Did you hear about the new prison rehabilitation program? They're teaching inmates karate! ...They're starting a prison karate league, and the warden's hoping it'll keep them from breaking out, not in!	11	[ 0.547091543674469 ]
Why did the philosopher book a room at a hotel? Because he found a new hotel with a 'check-in' perspective!	11	[ 2.212801218032837 ]
Why did the action figure bring a breastplate to the playdate? Turns out, he was just playing knight with his plastic sword and a replica breastplate!	11	[ 1.336249589920044 ]
Why did the programmer get reading glasses? Because he's been reading so much about this new 'buffer' technology, I need reading glasses just to see the small print!	11	[ -6.297581195831299 ]
Why did the bigot buy a car from the 60s? Because he thought it was a 'prejudice' model, but it turned out to be a 'Porsche'!	11	[ 1.3912806510925293 ]
Why did the sailor buy a station wagon for his next adventure? Because he heard it was a great time for a 'hurri-cruise'!	12	[ 3.9374191761016846 ]
Have you seen the new weather forecast? It's predicting a peaceful storm! It was the only way to end the war between the storm gods!	12	[ 2.8531391620635986 ]
Why did the addict check into the hospital? Because he heard it was a new way to 'shake things up'!	12	[ 3.8218085765838623 ]
Have you heard about the new car manufacturing plant that turned into a battlefield? They finally managed to create a car without a single scratch, it was a real assembly-off!	12	[ 3.076115846633911 ]
Why did grandma start charging for her cross-stitch pieces? Because she's charging by the stitch, because she's got a 'thread'-up!	12	[ 3.1260297298431396 ]
Why did the albatross become a sailor? Because he was so lost at sea, he finally found land on a woman's cleavage!	13	[ -7.314432621002197 ]
Why did the man spray perfume on his conditioner? Because he wanted to give his locks a nice 'whiff' of 'do'!	13	[ -7.458086967468262 ]
Why did Venus join a dance class? Because she wanted to do the cha-cha with Cupid!	13	[ -7.408594131469727 ]
Why did the scientist open a butcher shop? Because he was trying to create the ultimate equation for a juicy steak!	13	[ -7.1966328620910645 ]
Why did the fashionista store her pearls in the freezer? Because she wanted her pearls to stay as cool as her attitude!	13	[ -6.292416572570801 ]
Why did User 14 challenge a duelist to a sword fight online? Because he was trying to create the world's first viral 'stab-a-meme'!	14	[ -4.733098983764648 ]
Why does the rooster always have a positive outlook? Because the bottom line is, he's always got something to crow about!	14	[ -3.661862850189209 ]
Why did the zither join the trail patrol? Because he heard the wild animals were playing a symphony in the forest!	14	[ -3.8910934925079346 ]
Why did the yam apply for a job at the plumbing company? Because he was looking for a new way to 'potato' the drain!	14	[ -4.206532955169678 ]
Why did the drunk man approach the open casket at the funeral? Because he thought he was at a comedy club, not a funeral!	14	[ -2.3196897506713867 ]
Why did the archaeologist kick the cornerstone? Because he wanted to build a monument to the 'stone' age!	15	[ -7.007627964019775 ]
Why did the rich man buy a farm? I heard he inherited a fortune... in square feet!	15	[ -3.3404598236083984 ]
Why did the man bring an outdated first aid kit to the emergency room? I mean, what good is a first aid kit if the bandages expired last year?	15	[ 4.618413925170898 ]
Why did the bride carry a bouquet from the past, present, and future? Because she was looking for the perfect 'Era'quet!	15	[ -0.3591564893722534 ]
Why did the mathematician write a letter using derivatives? I didn't realize I needed a derivative to write a letter!	15	[ -3.6416454315185547 ]
Why did the skier bring a sundial to the mountain? Because he wanted to catch the 'sun'rise on the 'shadow' side!	16	[ -7.958779335021973 ]
Why did the neurotransmitter decide to become a public speaker? Because he wanted to give a speech that would really 'electroshock' the audience!	16	[ -10.184759140014648 ]
Why did the manager hire a new puzzle for his team? Because he couldn't figure out why his team kept disappearing!	16	[ -9.689809799194336 ]
Why did User 16 decide to use medieval currency for his account? Because he wanted to pay his bills in the olden days!	16	[ -9.535091400146484 ]
So, I've been working on a new project... a blueprint for the perfect armpit! I've always said, if I were an engineer, I'd design the perfect armpit: no sweat, no odor, and a lifetime warranty on hair!	16	[ -9.044740676879883 ]
Why did the eye go to a dangerous place? I guess that's what they mean by "keep your eyes open"!	17	[ 8.239082336425781 ]
Why did the snob ask for permission to sneeze? Because he wanted to make sure it was a 'proper' sneeze!	17	[ 8.199552536010742 ]
Why did the horseradish root apply for a job at the battery factory? Because he was looking for a real electric charge!	17	[ 8.243124008178711 ]
Why did the immigrant apply for a job at the database company? Because he heard they were looking for someone with a strong 'visa'-table!	17	[ 8.17702865600586 ]
Why did the car go to the doctor? Because he heard it was a great way to give his car a heart attack!	17	[ 8.187765121459961 ]
Why did the Japanese criminal wear a silk kimono to court? Because he was trying to make a 'knotty' escape!	18	[ -5.7323689460754395 ]
Why did the solitary bee attend the theology conference? Turns out, even bees can't agree on the number of gods!	18	[ -2.9909732341766357 ]
Why did the neuroscientist start serving sushi at his lab? Because he heard sushi was the perfect food to help him wrap his thoughts!	18	[ -0.9170469641685486 ]
Why did the homeless man move into the rustic underpass? Because he heard it was the new 'log cabin' for the homeless!	18	[ -0.3089321553707123 ]
Associations for workhorse: - Farm equipment - Horse-like appearance - Hardworking - Powerful Associations for cicada: - Periodic emergence from the ground - Loud, high-pitched sound - Long lifespan - Winged insect Pairings: - Farm equipment + winged insect - Hardworking + long lifespan - Powerful + loud, high-pitched sound Chosen pairing with explanation: Powerful + loud, high-pitched sound: This combination is unexpected because workhorses are not typically associated with loud, high-pitched sounds. Punchline: - ...because it was time for the workhorse to make its 'annual' noise check! Setup: - Why did the workhorse have a strange, high-pitched sound coming from it?	18	[ -2.537158489227295 ]
Why did the fisherman cast his line into an African tree? Because he heard the African tree was a 'baobab' fishing boat!	19	[ 4.117177486419678 ]
Why did the surfer bring broccoli to the beach? I guess you could say he was really feeling the 'sea'salt!'	19	[ -4.452229022979736 ]
Why did the parent turn his child's tantrum into a PDF document? Because he was trying to create a 'Toddler's Guide to Meltdowns' as a PDF!	19	[ 5.532863616943359 ]
Why did the group of jellyfish decide to move in one direction? They finally reached a 'planula'-tive decision!	19	[ 5.031855583190918 ]
Why did User 19's software start sending him checks? Because User 19's software finally started generating dividends!	19	[ 2.183854818344116 ]
Why did they serve pickled daikon at the Winter Olympics? Because they needed a new way to chill at the Winter Games!	20	[ 4.004846572875977 ]
Have you heard about the latest album from the underground trance syndicate? They said it was a 'syndicate' success!	20	[ 4.0992865562438965 ]
Why was the heart wearing only stockings? Because his heart decided to go commando!	20	[ 3.509709119796753 ]
Have you heard about the new zoo that only hires clowns to entertain the animals? They've finally found a way to make monkeys laugh: they hired a clown-ape!	20	[ 4.595225811004639 ]
Why did Batman start using a down comforter instead of his cloak? I guess the Batcave is getting a little chilly, he's trading his cloak for a down comforter!	20	[ 5.117593765258789 ]

Why did the riddler move his operations to the barn? Because he heard that's where they keep the 'grain'd secrets!

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Why did the programmer wear a beanie to the data center? Because he wanted to write a program that could keep warm in the cold!

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Why did the job applicant's resume feel like a brick wall? Because he was so thick-skinned, his resume was a brick wall!

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Why did the police officer join a sports team? He was just trying to find his position in the latest car-formation draft!

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Why was the archaeologist so excited at the dig site? Turns out he was a 'Dug-nasty' champion all along!

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Why did John come to the party dressed only in his underwear? Because he thought 'casual Fridays' meant 'underwear only'!

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Why did the bird and the kite have a disagreement? Because he was trying to ground his opponent with a well-aimed gust!

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Why did the elephant wear a necktie to the watering hole? Because he was trying to make a 'trunk' statement at the annual jungle board meeting!

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Why did the sunbather bring toilet paper to the beach? I guess I'll have to use toilet paper as suntan lotion since I can't find any!

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Why did the astronaut take his cat to space? Because they say there's no variety in space, but they've clearly never met my cat!

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How does a lawyer win every argument? By footnoting his points with "See footnote 12: I'm right."

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Why did the criminal get a lighter sentence than the crime deserved? Because on the scale of justice, it seems the criminal is always heavier!

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Why did the pirate dig up his old trove again? Because he was trying to find his shipment of 'feelings' in the trove!

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Associations for family: - parents - siblings - grandparents - dinner Associations for layer: - clothing - cake - painting Pairings: - parents + cake - siblings + painting - dinner + clothing Chosen pairing with explanation: Dinner + Clothing: This combination is unexpected as food and clothing are typically separate concepts. Punchline: - "Why was the family dinner wearing sweatpants? Because it was Casual-Wear-Ey!" Setup: - "Why did the family dinner decide to change into their workout clothes?"

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Why did the mason start writing on his bricks? Because he wanted to leave a lasting 'impression'!

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Why did she apply lysine to her high-definition monitor? Because she wanted to clear up her resolution!

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Have you ever heard a sound so mysterious, it made your hair stand on end? It was so mysterious, it was like listening to a symphony conducted by a one-legged, blind, mute tuba player!

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Why did the sailor file for an income tax return while at sea? Because he heard there's a new tax deduction for long voyages!

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Why did the wild animal go to the gym? I guess that's why they call it a 'wild' leg day!

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Why did the clam order a snowflake? Because he didn't want his sushi to be a 'roll' model!

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Why did the acrobat wear a bow-tie to the dance competition? He was trying to keep his bow-tie in balance during the dance-off!

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Why did the rose open a restaurant? They said it was a 'beet'-er restaurant!

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Why do mountaineers carry their own drum set on a hike? Because they want to create a 'hike-a-drenaline'!

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Why did the stockbroker wade through the flooded street with a briefcase? Because he finally found a good investment opportunity: buying shares in 'Rain, Inc.'!

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Why did the referee put a protective covering on the soccer ball? Because he wanted to protect the ball from being kicked too hard!

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Why did the architect choose brick for the new project? Because he wanted to build a house so simple, even a brick could understand the plans!

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Why did the detective visit the skeleton's arm? I've got a bone to pick with you, my old alibi is starting to show signs of cracking!

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Why did the tobacco farmer open a warehouse? Because he found a great deal on a 'tobacco-go-round'!

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Why did they choose a Brooklyn native to captain the ship? Captain Brooklyn steerin' the ship!

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Why did the wealthy gentleman request a massage with a tub of olive oil? Because he wanted a full-body 'Brandy Snap' massage!

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Why did the surfer become an engineer? Because he was the first to invent the 'wave-surfing emoji!'

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Why did the astronaut carry sunflower seeds to space? Because he was trying to grow a sunflower patch on the moon for a change of scenery!

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Why did the HR department hire a fire-dancer for the IT division? Because they finally found a way to protect their division: they hired a fire-dancer!

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Why did the musician replace his backbone with a playlist? Because it turns out the bassist's backbone was just a really good playlist!

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Why did the perfectionist join a game of Russian Roulette? Because it's the only way to achieve the perfect score!

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Why did the gardener start playing matches on the lawn? Because he heard it was a great way to play a game of 'Lawn Scrabble'!

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Why did the man put custard in the sink? Because he wanted to wash his custard down with a sinkful of milk!

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Why did the landlord take the case to court? Because he was trying to evict a protected Paw-tentative Resident!

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Why did the thought get stuck? Because it hit a mental banana peel! I can't solve this problem, it's giving me a real banana-nas!

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Have you heard about the intergalactic World Cup they're planning in the cosmos? They call it 'Astronautical'!

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Why did the astronaut pack cookies for his intergalactic journey? Because in space, no one can hear you crumble a galaxy-shaped cookie!

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Why did User 9 apply to be a gondolier in Venice? Because User 9 was looking for a new 'row'-tine opportunity!

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Why did the missing person apply for a job at the brain bank? Apparently, she was looking for a genius to fill a vacancy in her brain!

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Why did the farmer go out to the field with a furious expression? Because he was so mad, he decided to plow the field with his anger!

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Why did the prisoner get caught reading 'War and Peace' in prison? They said he was trying to start a 'literary war'!

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Why did the ambitious office worker start wearing bandages everywhere? Because he wanted to make a career out of being a human bandage!

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Why did the hero bring a game board on his quest? Because he was on a quest to level up his 'epic' table manners!

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Why did the artist go on a diet? Because he was trying to create a masterpiece using only negative calories!

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Why did the car go to the doctor? Because the road was so slippery, it was like driving on ice cream!

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Why did the planets start arguing in space? I guess that's why they call it a 'celestial domino effect'!

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Did you hear about the new prison rehabilitation program? They're teaching inmates karate! ...They're starting a prison karate league, and the warden's hoping it'll keep them from breaking out, not in!

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Why did the philosopher book a room at a hotel? Because he found a new hotel with a 'check-in' perspective!

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Why did the action figure bring a breastplate to the playdate? Turns out, he was just playing knight with his plastic sword and a replica breastplate!

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Why did the programmer get reading glasses? Because he's been reading so much about this new 'buffer' technology, I need reading glasses just to see the small print!

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Why did the bigot buy a car from the 60s? Because he thought it was a 'prejudice' model, but it turned out to be a 'Porsche'!

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Why did the sailor buy a station wagon for his next adventure? Because he heard it was a great time for a 'hurri-cruise'!

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Have you seen the new weather forecast? It's predicting a peaceful storm! It was the only way to end the war between the storm gods!

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Why did the addict check into the hospital? Because he heard it was a new way to 'shake things up'!

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Have you heard about the new car manufacturing plant that turned into a battlefield? They finally managed to create a car without a single scratch, it was a real assembly-off!

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Why did grandma start charging for her cross-stitch pieces? Because she's charging by the stitch, because she's got a 'thread'-up!

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Why did the albatross become a sailor? Because he was so lost at sea, he finally found land on a woman's cleavage!

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Why did the man spray perfume on his conditioner? Because he wanted to give his locks a nice 'whiff' of 'do'!

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Why did Venus join a dance class? Because she wanted to do the cha-cha with Cupid!

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Why did the scientist open a butcher shop? Because he was trying to create the ultimate equation for a juicy steak!

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Why did the fashionista store her pearls in the freezer? Because she wanted her pearls to stay as cool as her attitude!

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Why did User 14 challenge a duelist to a sword fight online? Because he was trying to create the world's first viral 'stab-a-meme'!

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Why does the rooster always have a positive outlook? Because the bottom line is, he's always got something to crow about!

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Why did the zither join the trail patrol? Because he heard the wild animals were playing a symphony in the forest!

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Why did the yam apply for a job at the plumbing company? Because he was looking for a new way to 'potato' the drain!

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Why did the drunk man approach the open casket at the funeral? Because he thought he was at a comedy club, not a funeral!

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Why did the archaeologist kick the cornerstone? Because he wanted to build a monument to the 'stone' age!

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Why did the rich man buy a farm? I heard he inherited a fortune... in square feet!

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Why did the man bring an outdated first aid kit to the emergency room? I mean, what good is a first aid kit if the bandages expired last year?

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Why did the bride carry a bouquet from the past, present, and future? Because she was looking for the perfect 'Era'quet!

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Why did the mathematician write a letter using derivatives? I didn't realize I needed a derivative to write a letter!

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Why did the skier bring a sundial to the mountain? Because he wanted to catch the 'sun'rise on the 'shadow' side!

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Why did the neurotransmitter decide to become a public speaker? Because he wanted to give a speech that would really 'electroshock' the audience!

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Why did the manager hire a new puzzle for his team? Because he couldn't figure out why his team kept disappearing!

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Why did User 16 decide to use medieval currency for his account? Because he wanted to pay his bills in the olden days!

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So, I've been working on a new project... a blueprint for the perfect armpit! I've always said, if I were an engineer, I'd design the perfect armpit: no sweat, no odor, and a lifetime warranty on hair!

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Why did the eye go to a dangerous place? I guess that's what they mean by "keep your eyes open"!

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Why did the snob ask for permission to sneeze? Because he wanted to make sure it was a 'proper' sneeze!

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Why did the horseradish root apply for a job at the battery factory? Because he was looking for a real electric charge!

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Why did the immigrant apply for a job at the database company? Because he heard they were looking for someone with a strong 'visa'-table!

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Why did the car go to the doctor? Because he heard it was a great way to give his car a heart attack!

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Why did the Japanese criminal wear a silk kimono to court? Because he was trying to make a 'knotty' escape!

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Why did the solitary bee attend the theology conference? Turns out, even bees can't agree on the number of gods!

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Why did the neuroscientist start serving sushi at his lab? Because he heard sushi was the perfect food to help him wrap his thoughts!

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Why did the homeless man move into the rustic underpass? Because he heard it was the new 'log cabin' for the homeless!

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Associations for workhorse: - Farm equipment - Horse-like appearance - Hardworking - Powerful Associations for cicada: - Periodic emergence from the ground - Loud, high-pitched sound - Long lifespan - Winged insect Pairings: - Farm equipment + winged insect - Hardworking + long lifespan - Powerful + loud, high-pitched sound Chosen pairing with explanation: Powerful + loud, high-pitched sound: This combination is unexpected because workhorses are not typically associated with loud, high-pitched sounds. Punchline: - ...because it was time for the workhorse to make its 'annual' noise check! Setup: - Why did the workhorse have a strange, high-pitched sound coming from it?

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Why did the fisherman cast his line into an African tree? Because he heard the African tree was a 'baobab' fishing boat!

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Why did the surfer bring broccoli to the beach? I guess you could say he was really feeling the 'sea'salt!'

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Why did the parent turn his child's tantrum into a PDF document? Because he was trying to create a 'Toddler's Guide to Meltdowns' as a PDF!

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Why did the group of jellyfish decide to move in one direction? They finally reached a 'planula'-tive decision!

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Why did User 19's software start sending him checks? Because User 19's software finally started generating dividends!

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Why did they serve pickled daikon at the Winter Olympics? Because they needed a new way to chill at the Winter Games!

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Have you heard about the latest album from the underground trance syndicate? They said it was a 'syndicate' success!

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Why was the heart wearing only stockings? Because his heart decided to go commando!

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Have you heard about the new zoo that only hires clowns to entertain the animals? They've finally found a way to make monkeys laugh: they hired a clown-ape!

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Why did Batman start using a down comforter instead of his cloak? I guess the Batcave is getting a little chilly, he's trading his cloak for a down comforter!

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