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Okay, so the LNP won the election and were stuck with Scott Morrison as PM another cycle All Im saying is that Kate MillerHeidke better win Eurovision for Australia, or else
Clearly Australia needs New Zealand to enter the contest so we can share a neighbour 12 point vote
Australia Longs for Bolder Politics as Beloved Leader Dies on Elections Eve
Well we cannot vote for ourselves but our 12 goes to Sweden
Hard thinking begins, Australia The climate generation didnt get a vote this time, but theyre coming
Thankyou Bill, you are a great human, and gave the election the best for Labor and the people of Australia
For the second time this weekend Australia is fucked over by an election sobs
Im sure they will next time I hope Lots to unpack and learn Australia tends to vote for personalities and white men not for our future and humanity
Why is Australia in theredo we get a vote on brexit too
One bad election to another Australia is the loser in both
I was too nervous to follow the election last night but how depressing to wake up today, my birthday, to find were faced with more Liberal pain Shame, Australia You bought into fear over common sense yet again
I dunno WHY they are letting Israel in OUR contest Sad to see didnt vote for Australia 0 points
Labor lost the unlosable election now its up to Morrison to tell Australia his plan Katharine Murphy indeed KM will just keep lying I guess
Why do I say this, well the Australia election shows the brainwashing of good economic management by screwing the poor and illegal immigrants will increase crime and terrorism from the Murdoch rags actually works
As Australia learnt in 2016, the viewer vote can change everything Lets wait and see how this plays out
Teach my 4 year old about voting After describing that you vote for good, nice people who are going to make Australia really good and nice he excitedly told me he wants to vote for Batman, Catboy and his grandfather He is better at voting that the majority of Australians
The only reason I watched because it stopped me falling into a deep depression about the election in Australia The whole world is right now
Shorty got the finger all across AUSTRALIA mate QLD under labor, vote was also up you to her
Dumb Australia didnt turn up to the polls Dumb Australia sat in my lounge room last night and asked what we were watching Seriously no idea there was an election and forgot to vote My only regret in life will be that I was never oblivious enough to be unaware of an election
Reality check from the Rest of Australia We are DEVASTATED by this election result Bit like how a whole heap of Americans feel about you, Mr Trump So please step out of this story It was not a great win
Australia needs this piece of joy from our Kate since we just showed complete stupidity in voting for slogans and doom in our federal election
Wow, the jury vote is all over the place Its been designed that way with a set read sequence Eventually some countries will clear out Then the televote can change everything Remember, the televote has never let us down
8 points from from the UK to Australia 8 Im not saying this country needs a referendum but I am saying I can vote now
I hate waking up to horrible election results, very disappointing Australia
Close 12 points means Australia has a great chance, because they will do well off the jury vote
Australian federal election 2019 Morrisons miracle win leaves Labor soul searching about results politics live
As others see us I love that Morrisons regularguy political persona is demonstrated by baseball caps Complete shock Australias prime minister holds onto power, defying election predictions The Washington Post
Please vote for Australia We are hungover from the horror of electing Gilead dudes to run our country yesterdayand need this consolation prize badly
Shame on you Australia Hypocrisie at the heart of the Australian Politics Always money talks So, it was the preference votes from One Nation and Clive Palmer in Queensland that won the election nationally for The Liberals So much for being hurtful annoyances
Thank god
If Bill Shorten loses the election, three things will follow via What the election shows is that Australia has become more socially progressive as in the SSM plebiscite but that doesnt have to be combined with economic leftism
Clive Palmers 60m election ad blitz appears to have failed to win a single seat Clive Palmer The Guardian Clive is a disgusting human being amp its a terrible thing for democracy that money can get a party elected amp have an influence in Govt
Its not a divided nation, People may vote differently but it was dignified and goodhumoured at every polling place in
Damn it, Australia What the hell is wrong with you Do you seriously see selfishness and greed, a failure to act on , plus , , and as virtues Heartbroken and disgusted by the Federal Election result
The sames happened in Australia this very weekend A wellheeled, elitist Labor has lost its working class vote and with it an unloseable general election
In a night of bombshells, it wasnt ScoMos win that had Australia confused It was a certain Cword he blurted out in his victory speech, recaps via
voting is far more political than a Federal Election Not sure Australia has worked this out yet Bless
Labor lost the unlosable election now its up to Morrison to tell Australia his plan Katharine Murphy
The climate change election is over Just like the climate change debate Australia has spoken
This is Australia,conservative,and afraid of change This is a clear vote against Bill Shorten,proving that you cannot run a reform agenda with a deeply unpopular leader We move forward today, perhaps the caucus will listen to the members at the next vote
2019 Australia election The weird, wild politics of Queensland
This seems to sum it all up Greed wins over hope People didnt want to lose their franking credits, people didnt want to lose negative gearing People didnt want to share their wealth with anyone else
Working from home, post election night Last night was hard, it was hard to an ambitious plan for a fairer Australia get shut down so quickly, and so thoroughly My entire life as a voter has been beset by these
Liberals are kinda Christian but not really so they Centre Right, Then Labor is not Christian but realise that there is a lot of Christians in a Australia so they are centre left But they made the mistake of going against Christians this election, look how that turn out for them
And Australia will get hammered for the next 3 years wont know what to do with policy And the rich will just get richer And people vote for lies Oh well, at least I know what youre about
DISASTER If ever one needed proof that an enormous percentage of Australian voters are unintelligent, uninformed, and so gullible as to be a con mans dream the election outcome is it Australia is no longer the Lucky Country, it is now the Greedy Gullible Country
Dont vote for Australia, we dont deserve it
What have we misread Labor faithful in shock after stunning election defeat
Watching the most important election of all Eurovision Not looking good for Australia
And wait for the next rigged election In this pretend democracy Good luck with that Welcome to the idiocracy of Australia
Just watch will vote for its neighbour Typical
I look forward to seeing Australia win on jury votes and come dead last in the popular vote Awesome
Australia elections Vote counting under way Al Jazeera English
Morrison believes a miracle delivered him the election amp will thus rule on behalf of his god NonChristians in Australia are now 2nd class citizens at best Morrison isnt Australias PM, he is the Pentecostal PM
Morrison spent zero time during this campaign telling anyone what he would do with this authority in the event it was conferred upon him by the voters so that task awaits Australias prime ministerelect, beginning Sunday Katharine Murphy
Hopefully this result has provided some education to the rest of Australia You simply cant ignore the needs of one state to appease others The election platform needs to be for all Australians, not just one side of the political scale
You wont Thats clear There was no deceit from Labor, it clearly presented and costed its policies that were good for Australia But Australia apparently decided that the most important objective for this election was to punish Bill Shorten
Before this election, the last time I realized I was different to the majority of Australia was the rise of Justin Beiber I had no idea who he was, and Im pretty online
Australia will always vote for bigotry, racism and fuck the environment for profit
speaks again wins proving that is still free, fair and conservative Australias Prime Minister Scott Morrison Scores Surprise Election Victory
Labor lost the unlosable election now its up to Morrison to tell Australia his plan
Congratulations to Scott Morrison on his election as the Prime Minister of Australia and Leader of the Liberal Party Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Australia has chosen common sense over chaos Great election result
Back to where he came from Australians rejoice as Fraser Anning is booted from the Senate
Much like Australias election result, my day begins with a nice bit of diarrhea Joy
Congratulations to Scott Morrison on his election as the Prime Minister of Australia and Leader of the Liberal Party
Australia will announce the jury vote 23rd and be announced by Australia Decides runner up Electric Fields
The genius of persuading people to vote against their own interests I wish to hear no more whining about hown tough things are, Australia Youve seen nothing yet
This is Australias Trump election result But no Russians in sight No collusion
I was working for 15 hours yesterday, then a miserable election result, then 5 hours sleep I am trying not to fall asleep, but I need to see Australia win So tired
An election about the people of Australia and this corrupt grub shows what this priority is a foreign owned, corrupt mining billionaire wanting to stripmine the country
you lost the election Alex amp its time you amp youre father accept that Australia doesnt want you As Australians you are failures
Sportsbets costly election stuff up FOX SPORTS Australia
Greed wins over hope People didnt want to lose their franking credits, people didnt want to lose negative gearing People didnt want to share their wealth with anyone else
This election result is a disaster for education, health care, and housing affordability in Australia But at least wealthy Australians get to keep their favourite tax loopholes
Good riddance to Anning Why should anyone get UAP Votes Did not win a seat and Palmer admits the goal was to make sure ALP was not elected
The 15 to 17yr olds will vote next electionafter 3yrs of the flim flam preacher man PM they will see Australia drag its knuckles on CC amp RE to know as things can get
Tony lost because of a targeted campaign because of his stance on marriage equality and climate and his part bringing down Malcolm Turnbull This election was a referendum on climate change and Australia voted NO So Zalis main platform will be useless and will lose next time
OPINION Even after losing his seat, Tony Abbott refused to acknowledge that hes out of touch with Australia, writes Peter Hartcher
Scott Morrisons miracle sees the Coalition hang on
Australia, I turn my back on you for a minute I, like all first time voters, thought my vote would change things
Australia 2019 Election Live Updates Will Voters Pick a New Path by THE NEW YORK TIMES via NYT World
VOTE FOR AUSTRALIA DUDES
We have lost Australia for now, warns climate scientist in wake of election upset ThinkProgress We have lost more than the Climate we have lost much needed tax reform amp in future no parties will be honest about progressive policies, just so sad
Clive Palmers 60m election ad blitz appears to have failed to win a single seat
Elon, Australia has had its election, which means we can all be adults again and ready to have adult conversations about electric vehicles Were ready for the Model 3 now
Australian election what happened, why did it happen, and what next podcast Australia news The Guardian
good news Mr President, Australia just voted our Conservative party back into government Bill Shorten just lost the unloseable election We are now calling him Billary
The results of the High Heaton jury top 5 are Estonia, Sweden, Denmark, Cyprus, Australia on basis I cant vote for UK, which was decent
Election result 2019 Scott Morrison turned Labors strategy into perfect weapon to defeat them Australia Votes Federal Election 2019 Politics ABC News Australian Broadcasting Corporation
Labors mistake was not a big policy but that it did not have a unifying narrative Maybe too much detail vs how Australia will be less competitive if we are not better educated, more cohesive and ready to take advantage of climate technologies
Invoked final solution in maiden speech Blamed NZ massacre on Muslims Shared picture of missing Muslim girl for political gain Attended racist rally courtesy of taxpayers and so on Bye, Fraser
Coalition survives election challenge from independents in the bush That the Neutered Pups won all their seats after the rivers debacle says much about rural voters They are the frontline for Global Warming and they will pay the price
I am amazed that ppl in Australia dont realise how lucky we are that we can vote whichever we want without fear of ramifications The Democracy Snag means more than just a BBQ when you vote, its a thankyou for being part of our community
Im in Australia, cant vote for ourselves
Fraser Anning booted from Senate
Itd be very Australia to win Eurovision and lose the election
Iceland 1 Norway 2 Australia 3 Thats my vote
A strong signal from Labors Anthony Albanese last night Labor existed he said To change the power balance in society that is our task
Good morning Australia For the FIRST call Second CALL Third amp final CALL Are you ALL SILENT ALL DONE The Election is SOLD to Congratulations Scott Morrison welcome to your neighbourhood