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Queensland is Australias Texas and weve just had a mini 2016 US election |
Dear Australia, You fucked it up Always had faith in Qlds ability to vote on key state drivers of racism, fear amp selfishness If Dany is LNP amp boomers are Drogon we are innocent people of Kings Landing getting roasted Also simile for climate change Credit |
What fucken dickhead would vote for the most maniacally wraughting, tree bull dozing, smog exhuming, clandestine gang of pig fucking chauvanists that incest, schizophrenic Alzheimer hillbillies could gather when Australia is going through peak desertification tipping point |
Dammit, I go away overseas and cant vote for the first time in my adult life and Australia votes FUCKING SCOTT MORRISON back in What the actual fuck is wrong with Australians |
Greed and racism seems to have won the election As an ex Queenslander I am disgusted with my home state I was naive I thought Australia was better than this |
just finished holy sister Was wonderful and took my mind off the election in Australia |
5 But there is no doubting that saw the need to continue remaking the economy it constructed during the Hawke Keating years Just as Brexit has harmed and paralysed the UK so does this election feel like Australia has decided its too hard to address issues |
The election results just prompted me to donate to the largest private owner of land for conservation in Australia, protecting endangered wildlife In case anyone else wants to feel a bit better about the future and do something similar |
Australia Election Results Prime Minister Scott Morrison Seizes a Stunning Win The New York Times good summary Bill lost the unlosable Such a waste of 6 years in opposition He might as well quit politics a really poor public persona |
I am set up for Eurovision here tonight, I now have a Swiss SIM card and can therefore operate as an imposter and vote for Australia if I so wish |
How Good Is Australia Morrison Claims Miracle Victory Not very smart |
Thanks Australia Fuckwits |
So perhaps not the finest version of this track but been on my mind in wake of Australias Brexit election The little kings and the their tiny world |
Cant sleep WTAF Australia How can there be a swing TO the Coalition in a climate change election They successfully made it about the economy so that means 12 |
It was a con job on the public of Australia Similar to Brexit leave vote Public were kept in the dark of real consequences |
Nobodys asking you to The tweet is talking to people currently in Australia taking about leaving for New Zealand because of the election without regard for the fact that Indigenous people will disproportionately suffer more under this government than the rest of us |
Except here in Australia its mandatory to vote So this result is what the majority of Australia want |
Top marks to The Advertiser for actually having an amusing front page showing how the Australian election was expected too go |
Bunker downthe battles gonna get tougher |
The Stupid Australians 12 baked Encryption laws laws, tanking economy Crypto and hopefully New Zealand is my salvation Scott Morrison credits quiet Australians for miracle election victory |
On the way home from election night coverage, and my Pakistani cabbie gave his opinion of the United Australia Party They make it all about the head party leader But there are no policies Its like a third world country |
VOTE VOTE VOTE |
Australias Conservative Party Headed For Unexpected Win At National Election |
Within hours from labor losing the election ABC lectures Australia what we should be doing and what we did wrong during this election FFS No way they will ever represent mainstream Australia Yes mainstream Because we the taxpayers pay for it |
Australias unexpected election result is being compared to Brexit and the 2016 US election |
Australia The Labor Party Democrats were supposed to run away with the election defeating the Liberal Party Republicans but the people came out for the Liberals Theyre still counting as its about 3am there at this time Politics can be fun |
EUROPE You know we love you, and get up super early in the morning to watch Eurovision every year We would REALLY REALLY LOVE IT if you could vote for Australias and Zero Gravity |
Australias unexpected election result is being compared to Brexit and the 2016 US election |
Australias prime minister holds onto power, defying election predictions |
Too right mate climate change is pure horseshit amp it showed by Labor losing the unlosable election To be honest Australia have always disliked Shifty Shorten so Labor never really had a chance Albo will be the next leader but theyll run the climate change bs amp lose again |
Scotland, please vote more responsibly than Australia just did |
Another loss for the Left as rightwing politics seems the world |
He did surprisingly well Higher than the greens and United Australia So far third after the two major parties |
Well Australia remains Blue known as Liberal a total blindside they overcome what many believed was an unwinnable election The Red known as Labour thought they were a walk up, their leader conceded defeat and then resigned as leader oh well |
Youll be ok, Michelle Australia is still a great, safe place to live That hasnt changed because of the election result |
And Australia just voted in another conservative government People say one thing and vote completely differently My heart is broken tonight |
Maybe fitting that on Election Day, we should fly right past, and get a good look over the capital Thankfully though, we were far enough offset, that we didnt encounter any turbulence from the hot air overhead |
Clive Palmers United Australia Party Flasher Check out more on |
Ignorance has won here in Australia These election results are a total disaster for the world |
Scott Morrison credits quiet Australians for miracle election victory |
fuck me bill shorten youve butchered the unlosable, I love the way sco mo has battled away as the underdog with a take no bullshit approach, Australia has had a gutful of the left wing rubbish and this election proves it |
What a disappointing outcome to the Federal Election I think Sunday is going to be a fun game day to temporarily take my mind off of what lies ahead for Australia |
Hey Im an American living in Australia Polls predicted ALP would win today and they lost Polling accuracy has declined, errors like this, 2016, amp Brexit will keep happening When its time to vote in the primaries JUST GO Whether Yang is polling poorly or well, GO |
Australias Morrison hangs on to power in surprise election victory via |
Cool, fell asleep and woke up to the LNP winning the election The fuck have you done Australia The fuck have you done |
Its mandatory to vote in Australia You get fined if you dont vote Polls dont mean shit here in Australia |
Australias ruling Coalition claims election victory in major upset |
The election was our opportunity to try switching things up We chose more of the same |
The coal industry just won the election in Australia |
Political News Links Australias unexpected election result is being compared to Brexit and the 2016 US election |
Australias unexpected election result is being compared to Brexit and the 2016 US election yes, and we are pretty damn sick of the loud minority dictating to us the rules We, the democratic majority use our voices where is matters Congratulations libs |
So, Queensland benefits the most from electing a party that cares even just a little bit about the environment, and yet they gave this election to the Liberals Nice going up there RIP Australia |
Labor lost the unloseable election now its up to Morrison to tell Australia his plan Katharine Murphy oh dearhis plan I suspect that its to win the next election and all else is detritus |
Labor lost the unloseable election, now it is up to Morrison to tell Australia his plan |
Voters across Australia left asking Whats the deal with the polls Australian election 2019 The Guardian |
Hes not going to tell us any plan, |
Scott Morrison declares victory in tight Australia election |
The fucking conservative fucktard, technologyilliterate, miningindustrysellout party won my countrys federal election Again The third time in a fucking row Fuck australia Giant fucking desertisland shithole populated by 80 drunk idiots God damn it |
yay for election season being over bc i wont get 5 clive palmer ads popping up during a 15 minute youtube vid but also im looking at the news rn and goddammit australia you done fucked it up again |
Australia Election Results Prime Minister Scott Morrison Seizes a Stunning Win |
VOTE FOR AUSTRALIA |
Liberals election miracle surprises even the true blueblooded believers |
An election just culminated in Australia as well |
Coalition survives election challenge from independents in the bush |
What have we misread Labor faithful in shock after stunning election defeat |
Hey guys, theres a silver lining to the results of the election in Australia Fraser Anning is OUT Haha, enjoy being irrelevant you racist c |
A big fuck you to anyone who did a donkey vote You are the reason why Australia is so fucked |
Guy in Australia just lost 1m voting on their election for a Labour win, so you never say never |
I want to acknowledge for even commenting on the election An amazing supporter of our steamers However, adulting matters So many in Australia end up with tax problems on the Amazon platform with no support No superannuation, nothing I want to help our steamers |
Why Australia Why You dumb fucks We must have lots of dumb and rich people in this country Theyre the only people that vote liberal You dumb, rich dickheads |
Greed wins over hope People didnt want to lose their franking credits, people didnt want to lose negative gearing People didnt want to share their wealth with anyone else |
Yall are acting like our parliament arent going to sit around fighting until the next election They barely get any work done anyway To have someone like Jacinta in power in Australia, you actually need to have someone like Jacinta to choose from |
And youll be qualified to vote there if you live there for one continuous year as a permanent resident Ive lived in Australia for 20 years and need to be a citizen to vote Im disappointed I havent done so sooner Next time, Ill be ready |
Apparently not in Australia, we just lost our Federal Climate Change Election So much for a Fair Go and the Kids and Grandkids, apparently the Economy is more important The Good news is we have a PM With Auth so he can ignore the deniers in his party Our Youth will expect it |
the conservatives in Australia just won the federal election Brexit was 1st, then Trump, and now the Coalition taking charge in Oz Its a beautiful day Westerners are standing up to be counted |
Federal election result Scott Morrison says I have always believed in miracles as Coalition retains power Australia Votes Federal Election 2019 Politics ABC News Australian Broadcasting Corporation |
Clive Palmers 60m election ad blitz appears to have failed to win a single seat |
just had a shitty election in australia, dont hate me drinking |
Via Australia Election Results Prime Minister Scott Morrison Seizes a Stunning Win |
Perfect From dumb to dumber Congratulations, now we have a PM who believes in miracles, a leader on the crystal ball Can only get worse, but then again, different colour same idiocy A Labor win wouldnt have seen any difference |
So pumped Liberal and Australia won Well done Scott Awesome |
Good result for this election Well done to the coalition |
You may have won an election, but you still have egos in the ranks The knives will be on the grind stone as we wait to see how your Promise of Australia begins to look extremely tattered |
Im finally going to bed Ive completely lost my voice and I feel absolutely horrible but I want to send my love to everyone who worked on the election campaign We did our best, the rest of Australia just needs to catch up Victorians should be proud of our progressive state |
Clive Palmers United Australia party appears to have failed to win a single seat in federal parliament, after the billionaire spent an estimated 60 million on election advertising |
Illahi uu naxariso Australia for those who voted for this party, I just want to know why Do people not read policies before they vote |
Congratulations to Prime Minister Scott Morrison and the Liberal Party in winning the 209 Federal Election in Australia Well Dine |
Hawke was blessed his departure spared him the Australias rejection of Shorten, CFMEU amp Labor ,the shame of the Unloseable Election All of the party platforms in tatters, deservedly so |
Remember when Trump won the US election, and all the celebrities said they would move to Canada And all the LeftiesDemocrats thought the world was going to end And then nothing happened RIP Australia is trending on Twitter |
Australia just had a victory election No socialism for at least another 4 years |
BBC News 2019 Australia election Morrison celebrates miracle win |
Honey Australias emissions a account for just 1 percent of the worlds Clearly the election results prove that middle Australia does not support destroying our economy to tackle climate change while the rest of the world goes in the opposite direction |
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Congratulations on your election win Put Australia first |
One of the most delicious things about this election is seeing the Labor faithful in Victoria struggle to comprehend that the world view of their little bubble of socialist friends and their mates at the ABC and other MSM is not held by the rest of Australia |
They just dont get it What labor was selling most people didnt want to buy, but they still seek to divide on issues that were never front and center to the election Australia is a tolerant egalitarian society but youd never know it the way some of these people carry on |
But, but I dont want any of them Useless The lot |
They are doing another mock vote and San Marino is in the lead |
Surprise election win for Australias Liberal Partyled coalition |
There are Bastards everywhere We just lost our election to Right Wing arsholes of Australia Scare campaigned their way about taxes that pay for hospitals and schools So im in zero mood amusement Also just found out that at 10 of votes were wasted amp automatically went wrong |
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