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[ evil laughter ] theresa : who 's laughing ? who are you ? what have you done with little ethan ? eresa : where could little ethan be ? where am i ? i was -- i was at sheridan 's i smelled tabitha 's potpourri . heheard little ethan crying , i started toward him , i went through the door , and i found myself here in this horrible apartment in these horrible clothes ! what is going on ? why is this happening ? tv and now , america 's favorite dysfunctional family , `` the boozebournes , `` starring boozy `` i ate a rat `` boozebourne ! boozy : this is not [ beep ] dr. doolittle thing -- theresa : that looks like julian , sort of . [ boozy mumbles ] boozy : [ beep ] what is -- what is -- i work my [ beep ] off on tour , nging for the [ beep ] queen , dine with the [ beep ] president , and i 'm still stuck changing the [ beep ] garbage bags . why [ beep ] me ? ooh ! ah ! karen ! karen ! come [ beep ] help me ! hank : what are you doing ? charlie : what does it look like ? killing blondie . blondie has to die . ugh ! hank : did you just say `` blondie has to die `` ? charlie : do n't you touch me ! i 'll call the police . hank : i am the police -- sort of . i 'm in the police academy . charlie : huh . just what the world needs -- another man with a badge . hank : you made someone feel a little uncomfortable earlier . they wanted me to check you out . what 's your name ? charlie : charlie . hank : ok , charlie . why is it that you 're ruining two brand - new blondie dolls ? charlie : i just figured out a way for us to escape after we kill sheridan , a way to conceal our identities . beth : i knew you could do it , charlie . charlie : just look at this . mrs. wallace : i 'm going to tell luis everything i know ! beth : go ahead . but i swear to you it 'll be the last thing that you ever do . because if i do n't get a chance to kill you , i 'll just ask charlie to do it , and you know she will . because she hates you almost as much as i do because you remind her of her own mother . mrs. wallace : where is that beanstalk charlie , anyhow ? beth : like i 'm really going to do tell you . go ahead . what 's holding you back ? go tell luis whatever you want to tell m.m . tell him everything . luis : what is it that -- what is it that you wanted to tell me , mrs . wallace ? mrs. wallace : it 's about her ! luis : hey , can you -- can you just give me a second ? i 'm having a hard time concentrating . precious , um -- oh -- yeah . i 'm flattered that you find me attractive , but -- beth : hey -- now , you keep your mouth shut , or they 'll be shutting the lid on your coffin . mrs. wallace : i wo n't shut up . i am going to tell luis about your plot withouour new friend charlie to kill sheridan ! sheridan theresa was right . it was just a bad dream . i could n't be safer than i am right here in my own cottage with antonio in my bed , all those guards outside , and luis doing everything he can to make sure that no one hurts me . those clowns were -- were just in my imagination . yeah . antonio : sheridan . sheridan : hmm ? antonio : have you been up ? sheridan : yeah . i could n't sleep after luis left , so i -- i just went into the living room to read . tabitha lenox stopped by . she gave me the most wonderful potpourri that she made . i must have fallen asleep on the couch , though , after she left , because i had the most bizarre dream . [ clowns laugh ] sheridan : these two evil - looking clowns burst into the cottage . they started wrapping me in magician scarves . this disco ball just revolved calliope music . then they started attacking me with syringes . antonio : sounds horrible . sheridan : it was the worst nightmare i could possibly imagine . antonio : you know what , that 's all it was , was a nightmare . everything 's going to be all right now . sheridan : yeah . everything 's all right . i 'm safe now . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life charlie : i -- i did n't mean to upset anybody . i was just , you know , blowing off some steam . for me , smashing these dolls is like , you know , playing a violent video game . it relieves the tension , you know ? hank : just as long as you know it 's ok to kill dolls but it 's not ok to kill people . charlie : so i hear . hank : look , i think that maybe you should get some counseling to help manage your anger . now , if it gets out of control , you could wind up in jail . charlie : you 'd love to see another woman go to jail , would n't you ? hank : excuse me ? charlie : do n't deny it . men want women in prison so they can control them ! hank : is that what you think ? charlie : i know what goes on in the slammer . guards attacking helpless inmates -- that 's the real crime . hank : charlie , calm down . i want you to get counseling so you do n't go to prison . charlie : you 're right . boy , i -- i need help . yeah , i 'll get it . promise . hank : good . look , i got to go see a friend of mine . here 's my number . give me a call anytime . in the meantime , i hope you find some relief for your stress . charlie : thanks . thanks for talking to me . it really helped . charlie : find some relief for my stress . oh , i will , mr . blond policeman . just as soon as sheridan is dead . luis : precious , you know , i ca n't concen -- i ca n't concentrate on mrs . wallace while you 're touching me like that , ok ? so , look , if could you stop it for now , i 'd appredicate it . ok , mrs . wallace , what is it that you wanted to tell me ? mrs. wallace : it 's beth . she is -- beth : she wants to tell you what she 's been trying to tell you , that i want to kill sheridan . mrs. wallace : well , it 's true . she is out to off your one true love . beth : ok , precious -- precious , go take care of mother . plsase ? thank you . do you see how much worse she 's getting ? i think that the only answer is to put her in a state institution . at least they 'd be able to handle her there . i just worry about all the drugs they 'll have to use to do it . but the minute that mother tells one of her wild stories , you know , they 're going to keep her groggy on medication . i -- i do n't know -- it breaks my heart just to think about mother not being able to walk or talk or do anything . i mean , basically , she 'll just be kept a vegetable for the rest of her life . theresa : i do n't have time to -- to watch tv . i 've got to find my baby ! theresa : i 've got to get out of here and find my baby ! oh ! oh ! voice : if you want to find son , watch ! watch ! [ music plays ] singer : wacky , that 's how it goes the members of this crazy family all have 12 toes theresa : why am i bngng forced to watch this tv show instead of finding my son ? where could he be ? boozy : oh , bloody hell ! i 'm the [ beep ] duke of darkness , not the [ beep ] garbage man ! karen ! come [ beep ] help me ! ah ! god -- boy : dad , what the [ beep ] did you do ? boozy : stop [ beep ] ask [ beep ] questions . just get me [ beep ] out of this thing ! boy : all right . boozy : ow ! boy : dad . boozy : i do n't feel well . boy : oh , yes , brilliant . right there ! yeah . more kicking ! oh , you got it . boozy : oh ! antonio : why do you think you dreamed about clowns ? did one scare you at the circus when you were a kid or something ? sheridan : no . no , nothing like that . you know , after theresa woke me up , i found little ethan 's toy clown behind the couch cushion . i 'm sure that when i leaned back on it , it made a noise , and that 's probably what triggered my dream . antonio : yeah , well , that makes sense . but you know what ? you need to get some rest now , for yourself and for the baby . sheridan : yeah , i feel much better now that i 'm in my own bed . sheridan : oh , my god . tonight on global news at six . one year ago a young bride had her world turned upside down by a bomb dropped half a world away . marley leger was thrust into the limelight , publicly grieving for her husband , killed by an american bomb while stationed in afghanistan . dealing with the tragedy - one year theresa : i do n't get it . i mean , what does this tv show have to do with finding my son ? boy : wait , wait , we 've almost got it ! perfect . boozy : oh ! ow ! [ boy laughs ] boozy : [ beep ] -- [ boozy mumbles ] boozy : [ beep ] you -- i take out the [ beep ] trash , not the other way around , you [ beep ] -- boy : dad , you 're home , not on tour . stop trashing our [ beep ] house ! boozy : this [ beep ] thing -- it 's the last time you ever do that to me ! karen : boozy -- boozy , what 's wrong ? the pet psychic lost her connection when you called me . boozy : it 's the [ beep ] trash bin . it [ beep ] tried to kill me . karen : oh , boozy -- boozy , calm down . i 'll take care of it . boozy : what kind of a [ beep ] day is today going to be ? take -- take -- boy : oh , [ beep ] , dad . boozy : what -- what the [ beep ] is the [ beep ] dog bowl doing on the [ beep ] floor ? boy : it 's for the [ beep ] dog , you [ beep ] idiot . boozy : do n't you call me a -- a [ beep ] idiot , you [ beep ] little [ beep ] ! karen : would you two shut the [ beep ] up ? i ca n't concentrate ! woman : all right , who the [ beep ] took my scotch ? i ca n't write a [ beep ] hit song sober ! boy : the [ beep ] booze is down there , shelly . and , p.s . , you 'll never write a hit song , drunk or sober . shelly : oh , shut up , little ethan . boozy : what the [ beep ] did you say ? karen : no one is ever supposed to utter those two [ beep ] words in this house ! theresa : oh , that 's little ethan grown into a teenager . but how did julian and rebecca and gwen become a foul - mouthed rock family , and what are they doing with my son ? [ sheridan screams ] are you right ñ t t c q t i q theresa : could that boy in the gas mask really be little ethan ? karen : shelly , i 'm going to wash your mouth out with [ beep ] spring water ! your brother 's name is mack , not little ethan . boozy : yeah -- karen : the day we took little hahan from that mother- [ beep ] theresa lopez fitzgerald is the day he became mack for [ beep ] ever . boozy : yes . never say little [ beep ] ethan again . [ beep ] never . shelly : you know what ? whatever . whatever , you guys . you think i really care , anyway ? i have to go practice for my next concert . little ethan : oh , like that 'll make you any less awful . shelly : well , i 'm also releasing my new hit single next week and doing the cover of `` kung fu fighting `` magazine . little ethan : aah ! shelly : ah ! ah ! you [ beep ] bastard ! [ little ethan laughs ] shelly : mom ! karen : coming , shelly . boozy : what about -- what about the [ beep ] garbage ? karen : do n't worry , boozy . you and mack come help me with shelly . [ rumble ] little ethan : what the [ beep ] is that ? boozy : it 's a [ beep ] stampede ! karen : oh , i 'm sorry , shelly . you 're on your own ! oh , oh ! luis : are you sure autut putting your mother in a state institution ? beth : i do n't have any money or insurance . what else can i do ? [ knock on door ] beth : hank , hey . hank : hey . saw the light on , and i knew luis was coming to see you , so i thought i 'd stop in . hope i 'm not interrupting anything . beth : no , no . come on in . luis : hi , hank . hank : hey . beth : you guys excuse me ? i need to take mother in the kitchen and give her her medication . mrs. wallace : oh , no -- no , no , i 'm not due for any now ! no -- beth : see what i have to deal with ? mrs. wallace : no , you se what i have to deal with ? she 's trying to keep me from talking ! beth : try not to get too excited , mother . it could be fatal . luis : precious , would you stop that ? hank : luis , is there something you want to tell me ? charlie : all you blonds are the same . charlie : die , you blond bitches . die . sheridan 's voice : they are n't paying attention to me . this could be my one chance to escape . sheridan : help ! somebody help me ! singer : you are my passion for life sheridan : help ! somebody help me ! sheridan : i must have outrun them . now to find my way home . oh ! [ sheridan screams ] sheridan : let me go ! please , somebody help me ! get off me ! help ! no ! theresa : my son grew up without me . how ? this -- this does n't make any sense . no . i have to go to him . i have to get him back . voice : wait . theresa : ah ! voice : watch and wait . boozy : karen , who left the [ beep ] door open ? karen : well , how the [ beep ] should i know ? oh , max ! no , no ! not on the chair ! oh -- boozy : hey . what is this -- karen : oh ! oh ! boozy : what ? karen : ah ! oh , no ! batman just went on the sofa ! boozy : what ? karen : will all you cute but incontinent animals just get the [ beep ] out of here now ? shelly : ah ! ow , ow ! boozy : shelly , are -- are you all right ? shelly : oh , yeah , dad , i 'm fine . i just -- i really love being trampled on . little ethan : yeah , because you 're a [ beep ] tramp . shelly : ugh ! well , and you 're a [ beep ] virgin . little ethan : [ beep ] you . shelly : no , [ beep ] you ! boozy : now , [ beep ] all of you ! look at this [ beep ] room ! it 's like we 're living in a [ beep ] zoo ! shelly : oh , do n't [ beep ] lose it , dad , all right ? we had the furniture [ beep ] stain - proofed . it 's very easy to clean up . watch . boozy : i ca n't believe it . shelly : just watch . boozy : oh , god . oh , no ! not my [ beep ] pilate pants again ! this is like a nightmare . it 's a regular -- [ boozy mumbles ] boozy : oh . what the bloody hell ? what 's the [ beep ] dog fo d doing on the [ beep ] floor ? karen : oh , where else are the animals supposed to eat ? boozy : [ beep ] outside , that 's [ beep ] where . karen : no [ beep ] way ! theresa : why am i being forced to watch these freaks ? voice : shut up and watch the [ beep ] program . theresa : ok . ok . karen : did one of you kids invite one of your [ beep ] friends over here ? boozy : oh , more [ beep ] garbage . little ethan : we are n't expecting anybody . karen : well , boozy , did you invite someone over ? boozy : me ? well , why would i ? it 's -- there 's such a [ beep ] thing as a -- i ca n't even find the [ beep ] remote , and if i could te e the [ beep ] -- karen : what is daddy saying ? boozy : garbage out -- shelly : do n't [ beep ] ask me . boozy : and the trash . shelly : i have n't understood a [ beep ] word since the fifth grade ! little ethan : you have n't been sober since the [ beep ] fifth grade ! shelly : oh , [ beep ] you , all right ? boozy : where is that -- little ethan : no , shelly , [ beep ] you ! theresa : all of you shut the [ beep ] up ! karen : theresa . what the [ beep ] are you doing here ? theresa : i have come to take back my son ! theresa : what am i doing on tv and -- and using such awful language ? theresa : little ethan , i 'm your real mother and i have come to take you away from this freak fest . boozy : what -- freak fest ? what the [ beep ] is s t talking about ? we 're as normal as -- as apple [ beep ] pie ! karen : you 're not taking mack anywhere with you , theresa . no , he 's our [ beep ] son now . theresa : no , not anymore he is not . [ boozy mumbles ] boozy : theresa , you 're pissed off about a [ beep ] dog , a [ beep ] -- karen : yes , theresa , dear . little ethan -- uh , mack -- is n't going anywhere with you . no , he 's a boozebourne now and always will be . [ boozy mumbles ] theresa : no , please . little ethan , come with me . it 's not too late for you to have a normal life . little ethan : leave me alone ! you are n't my [ beep ] mother . boozy : no . that 's [ beep ] telling her , son . [ karen laughs ] boozy : oh , [ beep ] , yeah . karen : yes . get lost , you little [ beep ] . boozy : yeah . karen : yes , go on . boozy : get on out . karen : get the [ beep ] out of here ! boozy : you do n't belong here now , do you ? karen : get the [ beep ] out . little ethan : get out of here . theresa : little ethan ! boozy : you do n't belong here ! shelly : get lost ! little ethan : get the [ beep ] out ! luis : precious , should n't you be getting mrs . wallace 's room ready for bed ? hank : i -- i do n't know what to ask first . luis : well , let me save you the trouble . that was precious . she 's a trained orangutan hired by beth to take care of her mother , and , well , evidently , precious has taken a liking towards me . hank : i think that 's putting it a little bit mildly , buddy . you know , it seems like that precious is out for some hot monkey love . luis : yeah . well , i 'm spoken for . how about you ? you 're not dating anyone . hank : i 'm sure there 's a big ape in that simian 's future , but it 's not me . luis : yeah . hank : seriously , though , why did n't beth hire a human nurse ? luis : she did . the thing is , is that mrs . wallace seems to be losing her grasp on reality . now , she freaked out the nurse who was working for her by telling her these crazy stories about beth . hank : must 've gotten uncomfortable . luis : yeah , it did . beth had to let the nurse go and -- i do n't know -- evidently , precious is the best thing that she could aorord without money or health insurance . beth says that if her mother gets any worse , then she 's going to have to have her institutionalized . hank : oh , poor mrs . wallace . luis : yeah , it 's sad , all right . so what are you doing here ? did you get any new leads on who might be trying to kill sheridan ? hank : actually , no . i was down at the wharf where i saw you earlier -- luis : yeah ? hank : and patty , the woman who runs the 24-hour shop , said this strange woman came in to buy a couple of blondie dolls . it really creeped her out , so i thought i 'd do a little investigating . luis : be a good officer - in - training , huh ? ha : yeah , well , i found the woman she described in another part of the wharf . she was smashing the blondie dolls with a brick . she said it helped relieve her stress . talk about weird . luis : yeah , well , wait till you become a full - fledged cop . hank , you 're not even going to believe the weird stuff you see . hank : you did n't see this woman , luis . she was freaky . really freaky . charlie : soon the real blond bitch will die . very soon . i need to go see beth , talk some more about our plan to eliminate sheridan . beth : stop threatening to tell luis that i 'm going k kill sheridan , or your next stop 's going to be a state institution . mrs. wallace : you 're not going to put me in some place that 's going to keep me drugged for the rest of my life , are you , now , sweetie ? i mean , you would n't do that to your dear old mom , now , would you ? beth : oh , that 's exactly what i 'd do if you do n't back off and shut your mouth , ok , because i have got a lot to worry about working with charlie to get rid of sheridan . i do n't need to be bothered by you . mrs. wallace : oh . i can not spend the rest of my life drugged out of my mind in some grisly atate dumping ground . i can't . but what about sheridan ? she 's not going to have a life if i do n't do something to stop beth . i know that heaven would want me to do the right thing . god 's angels will protect me . beth : what are youumumbling about now ? mrs. wallace : do what you want to me ! i am going to stop you from killing sheridan and her unborn baby ! i wo n't let you commit murder ! i wo n't , i wo n't , i wo n't ! beth : you 'd better keep your meddling mouth shut , or i will kill you right here on the spot . ok , i will gut you like a fish , a barracuda , and then i 'll just tell luis that you went nuts anyoyou filleted yourself . mrs. wallace : he 'll never believe you . beth : well , believe this , old woman -- you are going to die tonight if you do n't shut up about sheridan ! [ sheridan screams ] hank : poor beth . what a strain it must be to take care of her mother with no insurance , always having to worry about money . you know , a lot of people in beth 's position would 've snapped by now . luis : not beth . that 's one of the things i 've always admired about her . hank : it 's hard to imagine anyone doing for beth 's mother what she 's done . luis : well , mrs . wallace 's well - being is beth 's number one priority . she must love her more than we can imagine . beth : so , what 's it going to be , you diapered old crone ? are you going to keep quiet or do i have to have you put away ? mrs. wallace : all right . all right , bethy , you win . you win . i will never threaten to tell luis any of your secrets again . besides , even if i do n't say anything to luis , there 's plenty going on here to give you away ! beth : oh , yeah ? like what ? mrs. wallace : well , for starters , that charlie horse woman , you know -- she wants to keep you as her special friend . and when she finds out that you are in love with luis , oh , she 's going to flip out . and maybe -- maybe , bethy -- she 's going to kill you right after she kills luis . beth : uh - uh . no , mother , you 're being melodramatic because charlie 's never going to know luis because she 's never going to meet him . mrs. wallace : ohyeyeah . right . i forgot . everything you plan works like clockwork , does n't it ? that 's why you 're married to luis . that 's why your million - dollar idea for a coffeehouse landed us in xanadu ! beth : ok ! well , all i 'm saying is that i just have to make sure that charlie is never here in the house the same time luis is here . charlie : all you blond bimbos are alike -- stupid , stupid , stupid -- letting men rule your lives . you should be more like me and beth . we 'd never let a man make a fool out of us . you want to see what i do to stupid blond people like you ? theresa : please -- boozy : you 've got to get out of here . theresa : little ethan , i 'm your mother ! boozy : you 're not welcome here . theresa : i love you . i ca n't lose you . please , come with me ! boozy : get her out of this [ beep ] house ! karen : come on -- theresa : ethan , please ! boozy : get her out of this [ beep ] house ! theresa : no , no -- boozy : get her out ! karen : get her out ! boozy : you 're not welcome here , now , are you ? theresa : no , no ! shelly : bye - bye . boozy : get the [ beep ] out of here ! shelly : whoo ! karen : ha - ha ! boozy : get her out of this house ! oh . karen : whoo ! boozy : she 's gone right now , is n't she ? all [ beep ] -- karen : oh , boozy . boozy : what the [ beep ] ? what -- you [ beep ] little rug rat ! i 'll teach you to make fun of me ! you -- [ boozy mumbles ] boozy : where 'd you go , you [ beep ] dog ? karen : boozy -- boozy : [ beep ] beast . karen : no , no , no -- boozy : where is that dog ? shelly : dad , stop it ! dad ! boozy : get that dog ! shelly : what are you doing ? karen : oh , no ! boozy : get -- shelly : dad , stop it ! boozy : do n't -- it 's like a zoo ! [ tv turns off ] theresa : does this mean i 'll never be with little ethan again ? no ! no , it ca n't be . i 've got to find him . how ? oh , god . whoa . it was just a dream . i 'm safe here at sheridan 's cottage . and my baby is here with me . oh , little ethan . little ethan ! my baby ! he 's gone ! where is my baby ? sheridan : oh , good . nothing 's broken . [ clowns laugh ] sheridan : why are you doing this to me ? what do you want ? please do n't let me die . please just let me go ! what are you doing ? no ! stop , please ! somebody help me ! help ! somebody ! help ! please , somebody help me ! theresa : oh , where is my baby ? i ca n't find him ! luis : if anyone tries to hurt sheridan again , i 'm going to hunt them down and make them pay for the rest of their life . sheridan : i have this horrible feeling in the pit of my stomach that something horrible is going to happen in harmony very soon .
theresa has a nightmare in which she can not find little ethan . she views a show called the boozebournes and sees what little ethan could live like if julian gets custody of him . luis gets attention from precious . but prior to that mrs. wallace tries tom convince luis about beth 's hatred for sheridan and her plot to kill her . charlie goes crazy and destroys dolls while venting . hank stops her and gives her a warning . sheridan has another nightmare but this time both her and antonio are under attack .
tabitha : there 's no chance those committee women will let you attend their precious paul revere preschool now , in spite of julian 's insistence to the contrary . no , endora , you wo n't have to go to that mortal school with those snotty kids . is n't that grand , huh ? tabitha : is it possible that endora would like to go to school , to be with other kids ? [ scene_break ] man : ugh ! paloma : gotcha . [ scene_break ] whitney : valerie , i 'm so sorry , but , i mean , you deserve to know the truth . vincent is cheating on you . chad 's voice : my life is over . vincent will ruin me , if he does n't kill whitney and me both . valerie : there has to be some kind of mistake . vincent would never cheat on me . he loves me . what man cheats on a woman if he really loves her ? whitney : a two - faced , two - timing pig , that 's who . valerie , listen to me , you 're worth more than that , ok ? any man who cheats on a woman who he says he loves is n't worth a damn . [ scene_break ] sheridan : chris , what 's going on ? james : daddy and i are leaving together . chris : james , why do n't you go and check your room , make sure you 've got everything you want , ok ? james : ok . sheridan : what did he mean by you 're going away together ? chris : james and i are leaving you , sheridan , permanently . this marriage is over . [ scene_break ] ethan : yes , i understand . theresa : who was that ? ethan : that was judge reilly . he wants us all back in the courtroom , right now . pilar : why ? ethan : because his honor wants to sentence luis and miguel now , tonight . [ scene_break ] valerie : how do you know vincent 's cheating on me ? whitney : valerie , i caught him . i caught him at the safari motel with somebody else . at first he tried to deny it and say you were the one who was there with him , but then when i wanted to speak to you face to face , he had to admit he was there with someone else . valerie : oh , my god . vincent was there with another woman . chad 's voice : not quite . whitney : look , i hate this , i really do . i hate to be the bearer of bad news , but , i mean , i just feel so responsible since i 'm the one who introduced you two . and you just need to know the truth , you know ? you need to know he 's been seeing somebody else so that you can protect yourself , you know , from diseases or , you know , whatever might happen , you know what i 'm saying ? valerie : diseases ? oh , my god . vincent said he loved me . i even thought he could be the one . whitney : at least you know now , you know , before it 's gotten -- valerie : whitney , you are so lucky you 're married to a man like chad . whitney : i am . i mean , chad is the kind of man who would never cheat on me or hurt me in any way . [ scene_break ] sheridan : you ca n't be serious . our marriage ca n't be over . chris : it was doomed right from the start , sheridan . sheridan : no , it was n't . chris : luis ? i ca n't pretend to be in a marriage when my wife is in love with another man . sheridan : i love luis as a friend . chris : just -- just stop the lying , please . i heard you on the witness stand . you admitted under oath that you 're still in love with luis . i guess i knew it all along , but when you announced it to the world like that , i could n't pretend any longer . sheridan : you do n't understand . i love luis because of the history we shared together , because of the child we had together . chris : we had a baby together , sheridan ... a baby who died . it did n't bond us , not the way it bonded you to luis . sheridan : that 's not fair . chris : fair ? do n't talk to me about fair . this deck was stacked against me right from the start . you love luis . you 've never gotten over him . i do n't think you ever will . sheridan : but i love you . you 're my husband . chris : yeah , maybe , in name only . but when it comes to your heart , sheridan , when it comes to the man who lives in your very soul , it is n't me . it 's luis , and it always will be . [ scene_break ] fancy : what about reconvening the jury ? and nancier -- does n't the d.a . 's office have to be part of the sentencing process ? ethan : evidently , fancy , judge reilly is just going right ahead without the d.a . or without the jury . kay : well , can he do that ? ethan : the point is he 's doing it . pilar : but why ? ethan : i think the blackmailer got to reilly again . theresa : oh , god . ethan : here i was , i was all ready to file an appeal and , damn it , i 'm cut off at the knees again . luis : he 's right . we 're still being set up . miguel : and so far nothing we do has been able to stop it , huh ? theresa : there has to be something that you can do . ethan : i 'll get one of my paralegals to research some case law and some precedents and hopefully i can block reilly from doing what he 's doing . then hopefully we 'll have enough time to file an appeal . [ scene_break ] julian : this is rather amazing . we could n't have planned this better ourselves . whoever this blackmailer is , he or she is brilliant . fox : yeah , so far , so far , but -- julian : what ? fox : well , we did everything to set miguel up , but the blackmailer really did the rest . he or she is on the verge of completely destroying luis and miguel 's lives . julian : and your point ? fox : then what ? fancy 's life was shot to hell just to bring luis down , not to mention rae and that bartender were murdered . so is this it ? or is this blackmailer just getting started ? julian : that 's a good question . i mean , if luis and miguel were just the beginning , who 's next , huh ? [ scene_break ] fancy : i feel like i 'm to blame for this , luis . the way nancier twisted my testimony around , it was just like sam said it would be . luis : well , it 's not your fault . miguel and i are being railroaded . it 's just plain and simple . hey , stop blaming yourself , ok ? theresa : blame me . the blackmailer told me to stay away from ethan , but i did n't . ivy : what else is new ? kay : miguel , i ca n't lose you . maria and i ca n't lose you . miguel : hey , it 's going to be ok . we 're going to be fine . pilar : ethan , please , is n't there some way that we can postpone my sons ' sentencing ? ethan : i honestly do n't know . [ scene_break ] [ man groans ] paloma : noah ? what are you doing here ? noah : surprise . [ scene_break ] tabitha : no little witch can resist playing with freddy and jason action figures . nor the home autopsy kit , for that matter . oh , endora does n't need to go to school to have fun with other children . we have fun here at home , lots of fun . endora , would you like to play `` rip the wings off the angel , `` huh ? and then we could make some devil 's food brownies . tabitha : well , how about `` arson at the orphanage , `` huh ? tabitha : i know i should n't read my wee one 's mind , but i need to know what 's bothering my little witchling . tabitha : oh , dear . my little one 's growing up . she does n't want to play with just mummy anymore . [ scene_break ] chad 's voice : whitney 's gone and done it now . vincent could kill us both for whitney telling valerie he 's cheating on her . valerie : you know what , you 're right , vincent is no better than a rutting pig . how dare he cheat on me . i 'm calling him right now and letting him have it . chad : no . whitney : chad , what are you doing ? chad : no , i just -- i meant , valerie , i think you should wait . valerie : why ? whitney : yeah , why ? i mean , that 's a really good question . why should she wait ? i mean , what are you going to do , warn vincent ? chad : no , no , it 's just , um -- { vincent : let 's get one thing straight -- you 've got to control your wife . do n't let her interfere in my life or it 'll cost you . } whitney : well , chad , answer the question . why should n't valerie confront vincent ? [ scene_break ] noah : ow , ow . paloma : noah , why are you still here ? noah : look , i can explain , all right ? paloma : no , do n't bother , i know why . you stayed to check up on me again . noah : no , no , no -- paloma : you lied when you said you trusted me to take care of myself . noah : my car would n't start . i think it 's the battery . i came up here to get some jumper cables . this is the part where you apologize . paloma : me ? you 're the one who was trying to sneak up on me . noah : i was n't sneaking up on you . i walked right up to you . paloma : then why did n't you say something ? noah : because i did n't want to scare you . paloma : i 'm not scared . noah : i can tell . before i even got `` i 'm back `` out , you threw me down on the ground . paloma : i told you i can take care of myself . noah : you certainly can . nobody 's arguing with that . paloma : so , what now ? noah : i think you should jump me . paloma : ok . noah : ugh ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , my . this is like that time that timmy heard those children singing christmas carols . oh , he so wanted to be like them . { timmy : if timmy were a real boy , he could be out there caroling with those kids . } tabitha : hmm . i so feared where timmy 's wish would lead him . i wanted to protect him , to keep him with me , to keep him in our world , where , despite all the chaos and catastrophe , he -- he 'd always be safe . { tabitha : watch out , timmy ! the giant wave 's about to hit ! timmy : tell it that timmy and his princess ca n't swim ! tabitha : ah ! timmy : whoa ! tabitha : do n't worry , lad . i 'll catch you this time . timmy : ow ! tabitha : whoa ! help me , timmy ! timmy : oh , no . tabby 's heading straight for disaster . timmy : and disaster 's heading straight for timmy ! tabitha : help me , timmy , or i 'll wind up like one of grace bennett 's flapjacks ! timmy : what 's going to happen to timmy and tabby ? tabitha : oh , i have n't got a clue . but this is all your fault , timmy ! you cast all those spells with that bloody scepter . now you brought all this rain . now we 're just going to have to go with the flow ! timmy : whoa ! tabitha : we 're going to die ! } tabitha : oh , timmy , timmy . only timmy did n't want to live apart from life with me anymore . no , he wanted to live in the mortal world , to have mortal friends . and now endora does , too . oh , timmy , timmy , what am i going to do ? endora wants to go out into the world , have a life of her own , have friends just like you did . am i going to lose her like i lost you ? { timmy : charity . tabitha : timmy , what is it ? timmy : charity . timmy 's so tired , princess . timmy needs to sleep . tabitha : timmy . timmy ? timmy ? timmy , please . no . timmy , squeeze my hand if you can hear me . timmy ? squeeze my hand . squeeze -- tabitha : oh , no . no ! no . } tabitha : what if i -- what if i lost endora like i lost you ? oh , i -- i could n't go through that again . no , no , not witch nor mortal should have to go through that twice in a lifetime . oh , timmy , what am i going to do ? what -- what am i going to do that will be the best for endora ? [ scene_break ] valerie : why should n't i confront vincent ? whitney : yeah , that 's kind of what i want to know . chad : i just do n't want things to get worse , ok ? whitney : worse how ? chad : she 's upset . whitney : with good reason , chad . chad : yeah , yeah , but if you go and confront vincent right now , things are going to get ugly . valerie : i do n't care . i 'm not going to let vincent get away with this . whitney : good for you , honey . chad : all i 'm saying is i think you might want to think things through . valerie : you know what , good point . chad 's voice : thank god . this buys me time . valerie : i am going to confront vincent and make him tell me who that tramp is he 's sleeping with and let her have it , too . chad : no , no , no . whitney : no , just ignore him , ok , because he 's a man . and listen , when you find that skank , you call me , because i 'll go over there with you , ok ? valerie : thank you . i 'm going to go home , i 'm going to call vincent , have him come over , and when he gets there i 'm going to lower the boom . chad : valerie , just wait a second . valerie : you know what , whitney , thank you so much for clueing me in . i owe you . whitney : oh , that takes a load off of my mind . what 's wrong ? chad : nothing . whitney : well , you 're still upset that i told valerie , are n't you ? chad : no , no , baby , i just was thinking about something i had to do at the office . whitney : but what about dinner , honey ? chad : look , you go ahead and feed miles . we 'll eat when i get back . i wo n't be that long , ok ? chad : i 've got to stop valerie from confronting vincent or whitney 's and my life is over . [ scene_break ] chris : i ca n't lie to myself anymore , sheridan , and neither should you . in your heart , you 're married to luis . i love you with all that is good in my heart , but it 's still not good enough . i 'll always be your second choice . sheridan : no . you are not my second choice . please do n't go . do n't leave me . look , luis is my past . you and james are my present , my future , my everything . chris : if only that were true . sheridan : it is true . you have to believe me . chris : look , i believe that you love james , and you 've been an incredible mother to him , but that 's not the problem . the problem is us . sheridan : i love you . my love for you is as strong as my love for james . you have to believe me . yes , it 's been hard for me to deal with luis moving on , especially with fancy , but i will do whatever it takes , whatever you want me to do just to not lose you and james . no , i saved james ' life and he helped me to get my life back . and then you came along and you taught me to love again . and i love you so much . please , if you love me , you will give me a chance to prove that i can be the wife that you want , the wife that you deserve . chris : i do n't want to leave you , sheridan . sheridan : then please do n't go . please , chris , do n't leave me . please do n't go . [ scene_break ] fancy : this is awful , mother . luis is being railroaded straight to death row and he did n't do anything wrong . ivy : no , well , it is unsettling . fancy : `` unsettling `` ? i could lose the man i love . ivy : oh , honey . just try to think positive thoughts . fancy : ok , what if ethan 's father were in luis ' shoes ? would you be content to think positive thoughts ? ivy : no . no , i would n't . i 'm sorry , i do n't mean to sound dismissive . it 's just theresa . she 's managed to make a mess of everything again . if she just would 've stayed away from ethan like the blackmailer said , none of this would be happening . fancy : ok , i 'm too worried about luis to think about blame right now . ivy : you 're right , there will be plenty of time for that later . fancy : mother . ivy : well -- oh . i 'm sorry , honey , i 'm sorry . i love you , i do , and i want you to be happy , and i really , really hope that luis at least gets a reprieve . but in the meantime , would you be really hurt and hate me if i just stepped out for a while ? fancy : no , pilar and kay are here . [ scene_break ] julian : well , your miguel problem is about to be over . once he 's sent away to prison , dr. gasparro will cure you and you can get on with your life with kay . fox : kay ? why do n't you come sit next to me , sweetheart ? kay : actually , i 'm going to sit with pilar . she 's maria 's grandmother and she could lose the two sons she has left . pilar : no thanks to alistair for having my antonio killed . julian : kay , why do n't you go sit with pilar ? i think it would be fine with you , would n't it , son ? fox : sure . julian : oh , st. pilar . i wonder when the pope finally makes it official what she 'll be saint of , housekeeping or bad mothers . fox : pilar 's a great mother . she did n't fail her family . it 's we cranes that did them in . julian : oh , please , not you , too . fox : hey , it 's true . julian : whatever , as you kids say , but i must say in my defense i 've made up for my shortcomings by helping you to hold onto kay forever , am i not ? fox : maybe . but , you know , i think the blackmailer 's got you beat . he or she is the one that really put the nails in luis and miguel 's coffin . [ scene_break ] theresa : i know . are you sure that 's charged ? ethan : it 's charged . theresa : ok . so what happens if your paralegal does n't call you with the information you need before judge reilly reconvenes court ? ethan : do n't worry about it . i 'm going to take care of this , ok , i promise . theresa : ok . theresa : oh , my god , the hearing is about to start . ethan : it 's all right . kevin has always come through for me . theresa : always ? ethan : he has so far . bailiff : all rise . court is now in session , the honorable james e. reilly presiding . [ phone beeps ] theresa : i hope that 's kevin with good news . judge reilly : you may be seated . theresa : what 's it say ? ethan : it says just what i thought . kevin found a couple cases where a judge tried to forgo the juries rendering sentence after a defendant was found guilty , and in each case , the judge was stopped by the defense appealing to the governor . theresa : so that 's good , right ? ethan : that 's very good , theresa . that means that i can get reilly to stop what he 's doing right now and we 'll have enough time for an appeal . theresa : there 's hope . ethan : yeah . [ scene_break ] paloma : it 's raining . noah : hmm , so it is . paloma : noah , i ca n't do this . i 'm on duty . noah : well , you 're just waiting for a delivery and i 'm helping you stay alert . paloma : nice try , but i have to be professional . noah : oh , you 're a professional at kissing . come here . paloma : another nice try , but you have to go . noah : i ca n't , remember ? my car wo n't start , so -- paloma : ok , i 'll help you find some jumper cables and then i 'll give you a good charge . noah : you already have . excuse me , come here . whoa . [ scene_break ] sheridan : please , let me prove to you how much i love you , how committed i am to you . chris : i did n't plan on falling in love with you , sheridan , but i did . and leaving is n't what i want , but -- sheridan : then do n't . give me another chance . i promise you wo n't be sorry . [ phone rings ] sheridan : let me get that . it could be ethan calling about luis . hello ? oh , my god . thank you for calling . chris : what is it ? sheridan : judge reilly reconvened court to sentence luis and miguel . the nerve of that man , denying luis and miguel due process . reporter : this is paul marte with wdrt news , reporting live from harmony 's courthouse , where the fate of luis and miguel lopez - fitzgerald is about to be decided in what can only be called a shocking use of judicial power . sheridan : oh , luis , luis . [ scene_break ] ethan : i can do it , i can stopjudge reilly from sentencing your brothers without due process . theresa : thank you , god . [ judge pounds gavel ] judge reilly : order . order in the court . i hereby sentence convicted felons luis and miguel lopez - fitzgerald -- ethan : hold on , judge . excuse me . judge reilly : oh , do sit down and shut up . ethan : no , you ca n't do this . judge reilly : watch me . ethan : judge , as we speak , my staff is filing an ex parte motion to make sure that you are stopped from sentencing my clients without jury deliberation . judge reilly : details , details . ethan : case law takes a harsher view , your honor . you see , other judges have attempted to do what you 're trying to do right now , and they 've all been stopped by governors who have sided with the defense . [ cheers ] judge reilly : all right , be quiet ! it 's not a movie of the week . fancy 's voice : ethan came through . kay : the tide 's turning in our favor . judge reilly : i am well aware of the case law that you are citing , counselor , and you are correct , in each case , the governor has blocked the judge from proceeding . theresa 's voice : we 've won . we beat the blackmailer . judge reilly : which is why i have obtained approval from our governor before reconvening this court . ethan : what are you talking about ? judge reilly : see for yourself . the governor has sided with me . i have written authorization to proceed with the sentencing . ethan : oh , my god , are you kidding me ? judge reilly : gotcha . ethan : this -- even so -- judge reilly : now just sit down and be quiet . one more word out of you and i will find you in contempt . is that clear ? theresa : is he for real ? ethan : yeah . judge reilly : all right . now , as to the sentencing of convicted felons luis and miguel lopez - fitzgerald , i am ready to declare their fates . julian : this is it . adios , miguel and luis . [ scene_break ] tabitha : help me , help me , help me , timmy . help your princess do what 's right for endora . { tabitha : i love you , timmy . i love you with all my heart . timmy : really , tabby ? tabitha : yes , lad . a million times , yes . timmy : timmy did n't know his princess could feel that way about anybody . tabitha : neither did i . you 've changed my life , lad , for the better . i love you . timmy : timmy loves his princess , too . } tabitha : thank you , timmy . thank you . you taught me how to love . you taught me how to love freely . so i know what i have to do . i do love endora . i truly -- i truly do love endora . and i have to love her enough to let her go . tabitha : it 's hard . it 's hard , timmy . it 's as hard as it was to let you go . [ scene_break ] noah : whoa , man , that rain came out of nowhere . paloma : i know , i 'm soaked . noah : me , too . paloma : well , the cranes always keep a fire in the living room . noah : ok . paloma : so call the garage , tell them about your car while i get some towels for us to dry off with . noah : ok . paloma : the sooner we get out of these wet clothes , the better . noah : i love the way that woman thinks . oh , my god . [ scene_break ] chad : oh , man . i hope i 'm not too late to stop valerie from telling vincent she knows about the affair . if she does , all hell 's going to break loose . valerie : vincent , you bastard ! vincent : shut up , valerie . valerie : the hell i will ! i know you 're cheating on me . vincent : says who ? valerie : whitney , that 's who . chad : damn it . valerie : now get out of my sight . it 's over between us . vincent : i 'll tell you when it 's over , bitch , and we are far from finished . valerie : you 're crazy . vincent : crazy ? i 'll show you crazy . [ valerie screams ] vincent : had enough ? chad : oh , my god . valerie : stop , let me go ! you 're hurting me ! vincent : i 'm just getting started . valerie : no , no ! chad : vincent 's going to kill valerie . [ scene_break ] reporter : i 'm now being told that the governor has given judge reilly permission to sentence miguel and luis lopez - fitzgerald tonight , without the jury or district attorney being present . sheridan : oh , my god . james : mommy . sheridan : james . james : daddy and i are leaving now . sheridan : but i thought -- chris : from the moment you got that call , it was as if i never existed . sheridan : no , i was just -- chris : james , we need to get going . say goodbye to your mother . sheridan : james . james : it 's ok , mommy . do n't cry . daddy and i will be back soon . sheridan : i wish you and your daddy were n't leaving . james : daddy said we 're helping you by leaving . sheridan : i just want you to know from the moment i saw you in that park , i fell in love with you , and i will always love you . james : i love you , too , mommy . sheridan : i want you to listen to me . i want you to be a good boy and listen to your daddy , and know that i will always be thinking of you , ok ? james : i will . sheridan : ok . chris : hey , james ? why do n't you take your bag out to the car . i 'll be right there , ok ? sheridan : please do n't do this . do n't leave me . chris : be fair , sheridan . you left me the moment you knew luis was n't dead after all . sheridan : i 'm so sorry . chris : i am , too . chris : goodbye , sheridan . be happy and be well . sheridan : you , too . chris : goodbye , my love . [ scene_break ] tabitha : yes , timmy , yes . you have made it very clear . endora ? mummy 's been thinking . maybe i 'm wrong to try and keep you here at home with me . maybe you should go to preschool . tabitha : yes , sweet pea . maybe it 'd be nice for you to play with some little mortal children . tabitha : well , then , preschool it is . what 's the matter ? tabitha : oh , do n't worry about that . mummy will fix it . we 'll get those blue bloods back from the school board and convince them that you would be perfect for their precious paul revere preschool . tabitha : i love you , too , sweet pea . we both do . [ scene_break ] valerie : vincent , stop it ! vincent : you 'll pay for this , valerie . nobody breaks up with me . valerie : stop , i ca n't take anymore ! chad : god , i got to do something before vincent kills valerie . vincent ! open this door or i 'm breaking it down ! [ scene_break ] noah : thank you . paloma : come , get out of those wet clothes . noah : hmm . well , far be it for me to argue with an officer of the law . you are so beautiful . paloma : and you are soaking wet . noah : oh . hmm . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i 've lost everything -- luis , marty , my baby with chris , chris himself , james . all i ever wanted was love . i had that with chris and luis . and now i 've lost chris . and luis could be set to lose his life . [ scene_break ] judge reilly : in the matter of the state versus miguel lopez - fitzgerald , you have been found guilty of attempted murder . and you are hereby sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole . kay : no . judge reilly : order . [ judge pounds gavel ] judge reilly : order . in the matter of the state versus luis lopez - fitzgerald , you have been found guilty of two counts of rape , two murders , arson . and for these heinous crimes , you will be sentenced to death by lethal injection , and the execution will happen as quickly as possible . pilar : this ca n't be happening . this ca n't be happening , mijo . theresa : my brothers are innocent . pilar : please , i beg of you , you ca n't do this ! judge reilly : bailiff ! [ next_on ] sheridan : i 've got to stop this madness . luis ca n't die . chad : now you 've had it , vincent .
today 's show was preempted in the us due to news reporting of the virginia tech shootings .
katherine : i wish fox and the others would hurry up . gwen : yeah , me , too . i want to get off this island as soon as possible . katherine : oh , boy , when i left harmony , i never thought i 'd be going back . gwen : katherine , you made the right decision . there was no way you could stay on this island , not another day , not with the threat of alistair coming back whenever he wanted to and abusing you . katherine : i 'm so grateful for this chance to escape this place . gwen : he 's a horrible man . he 's a horrible man . i ca n't believe he was going to force me to live here forever with ashley . katherine : gwen , how do you feel about giving ashley up to theresa ? i know how much you love that little girl . gwen : i do love her . i love her so much , and it killed me to give her back to theresa . there was nothing i could do . that 's the deal that ethan agreed to to have the kidnapping charges against me dropped . katherine : and ethan chose you over theresa . that must make you very happy . gwen : it does . and also it makes theresa unhappy , which makes me very happy . i just hope she finally gets the point and leaves my husband alone . katherine : gwen , you do n't have to worry . ethan loves you with all his heart . you two are going to have a wonderful life together . oh , what is keeping them ? gwen : i do n't know , but , katherine , the more we sit here , the more i worry alistair is going to find out that we 're leaving and stop us . katherine : oh , god , do n't let that happen . gwen : i am so happy that you decided to come back to harmony . sheridan is going to be thrilled to have her mother back . katherine : i 'm not sure that i 'm going to stay , gwen . gwen : what about martin ? do n't you want to see him ? katherine : i do n't know . alistair told me that he was back with pilar , which is what i wanted when i left harmony was that he went back with his wife , and it looks like i 've got what i was asking for . [ scene_break ] pilar : what do you have there ? martin : i wanted to show you some pictures of paloma growing up in mexico . pilar : oh , god , that 's wonderful , martin . you know , my sister maria always sent me pictures of her from time to time , but it was never enough . oh , look at her . i missed her so much . martin : i understand that . you know , i thought of tonio and luis , theresa , miguel every day , too . pilar : you know , i have albums filled with their pictures . would you like to see them ? martin : i 'd love to . pilar : they 're right over there on the shelf . look at her . god . how long is this horrible woman going to haunt me ? [ scene_break ] fox : so , theresa , you still think you can have a life with ethan even though he chose to stay married to gwen ? theresa : yes , because ethan ca n't have the life that he wants if gwen is in prison . fox : well , ethan had the charges against gwen dropped . theresa : i 'm going to change that . fox : listen to me , all right ? theresa , you just got your baby back . let that be enough . theresa : no . gwen tried to kill me , fox . she adopted my firstborn and she stole my second . she deserves to spend the rest of her life in prison , and then ethan and i will finally be together . fox : hold on a sec , get back here . i hear someone coming . ethan : guys , we got to go . we do n't want to risk those guards finding the plane before we get a chance to take off . theresa : ok , i 'm just going to get jane 's diaper bag . fox : let me grab jane , if i could . i need to practice , i think , you know , for when i get home and meet my son . [ scene_break ] eve : oh , i 'm so glad he 's out of nicu . is n't he a beautiful little thing ? how could whitney give him away ? my first grandchild . julian : yes , mine , too . he 's a fine - looking young fellow . eve : oh , you know she wo n't even look at him , she wo n't see him because she 's afraid that she 'll bond with him . and she 's right . he 's a beautiful little thing . we ca n't let strangers adopt him , julian . julian : if she goes ahead and gives up the baby , we 'll adopt him . eve : yes , we 'll adopt whitney 's baby . i hope t.c . does n't have the same idea . whitney : why does everyone feel like they have a right to tell me what to do ? i mean , yeah , simone 's horrified that i put my baby up for adoption , but if she knew the truth , if she knew that our half brother was the father of my baby -- no . no , i 'm doing the right thing . i 'm doing what 's best for the baby . i know i am . whitney : `` mrs. russell , congratulations on the birth of your new baby . enjoy the picture taken by the hospital photographer on baby 's first day . `` whitney : no . god , no , i did n't want to see him . [ scene_break ] beth : all right , we 're all set . i uploaded our pictures to the website , i wired the money , so we should have our passports with new names on them sometime tonight . mrs. wallace : yeah , see , now you 're finally making sense , because the only way we 're going to avoid the slammer 's to get out of harmony now . beth : yeah , we got to get out of here before sheridan finds out the test results of the d.n.a . test . mrs. wallace : huh , you 're darn tootin ' , because once she does find that out , well , she 's going to know that marty 's her son and that you kidnapped him . beth : it does n't matter . by the time she finds out , we 'll be long gone -- you , me , and marty . mrs. wallace : now , beth , listen to me , i really think that we should be leaving marty here to be with his real mama . beth : well , forget about it . i 've lost everything else . i 'm not going to lose marty , too . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , come on , it 's really late . why do n't we just go home and get some sleep ? sheridan : how can i sleep ? i mean , we 're so close to getting the test results that 'll prove that marty is my son . luis : yeah , and i just hope that you realize those d.n.a . test results could prove that marty is beth 's son . sheridan : no , i know that he is mine , and those results are going to prove it . i 'll finally get my baby . i 'll finally get marty , my son . [ scene_break ] eve : t.c . , liz . when did you get here ? t.c . : we just got here now . why ? eve : nothing . i just did n't see you come in . t.c . : well , i came to see my grandson . liz : yes , we came to see him before it was too late , before whitney gave her baby away . t.c . : i still ca n't believe that whitney gave her own child up for adoption . liz : well , t.c . , honey , what would you expect ? whitney had eve as a mother , so the poor child has no idea what it means to be a good mother . julian : all right , that 's enough , liz . t.c . : no , it 's not enough , because liz is right . eve : no , you know that is n't true , t.c . liz : oh , yes , it is . whitney only thought you had a perfect family , and then your lies came out , so what kind of moral example did you set ? julian : eve was a wonderful mother . she does n't deserve this . t.c . : you know what , she does deserve this and everything else that goes with it . eve : you do n't have any right to blame me for any of this , t.c . nurse : excuse me . what 's going on out here ? you 're upsetting the babies . julian : we 're sorry . nurse : you should know better , dr. russell . eve : i do . i 'm sorry . nurse : keep it down or i 'll have you all thrown out . t.c . : if you would get out of my way , i want to see my grandson . julian : fine . t.c . : look at that boy , liz . is n't he something ? liz : he is beautiful , t.c . and once we adopt him , you 'll be able to see him every day for the rest of your life . t.c . : i just hope that eve and julian do n't get the same idea to adopt him . [ scene_break ] ethan : look , we got to get out of here now , ok ? fox : jane and i are ready , are n't we , sweet thing , huh ? theresa , tell me about my son . i still ca n't believe he 's here . theresa : he 's a beautiful boy . fox : really ? theresa : yeah . fox : does he look like whitney or does he look like me ? hopefully , he looks like whitney . can you believe that i 'm a father ? i still ca n't believe it . i ca n't believe i was n't there , you know ? did she have a hard time ? theresa : fox , whitney knows why you came here . ethan : yeah , listen , all your questions are going to be answered once we 're on the plane . we do n't want those goons coming back after us , so let 's go , all right ? fox : you 're right , you 're right , it 's just i ca n't wait to get back to them , you know , to whitney and my son . it 's so exciting . ethan : how are we going to tell fox that whitney 's giving his baby up for adoption ? theresa : that 's not his only problem . he does n't even know he 's not the baby 's father . whitney : look , i 'm sorry i ca n't be with you . but i 'm trying to help you here . you know , i do n't want everyone in the whole world to know that your father is really my half brother . i mean , people would make your life hell if they knew the truth . and you do n't know your great - grandfather , and i hope you never do , but alistair crane , i mean , he would ruin your life if he knew the truth . he tried to kill his own daughter , and sheridan 's perfect . so , look , i 'm really sorry . but i am doing this for you . i have to give you up . i 'm sorry , but i want you to have a normal life , and that ca n't happen if you 're with me . [ scene_break ] sheridan : here you go . luis : you do realize what this means if the d.n.a . tests prove that you 're marty 's mother and not beth ? sheridan : yeah , it means that i 'm not crazy and that i was right all along . luis : well , yeah , and that we have to believe she 's nothing but a raging psychopath . sheridan : ok , i know that you 're fond of beth and that you have a history together . luis : well , that 's why i 'm having such a hard time believing that she kidnapped you and that she stole our baby . sheridan : look , what beth did was reprehensible , all right ? but right now i do n't care , because all i care about is getting my child back , and once i do , i will forgive anyone for anything . luis : well , it 's a little more complicated than that . if beth did kidnap you , then she 's going to be arrested . what makes you so sure that this happened ? sheridan : i do n't know , all right ? i ca n't explain everything . all i know is when i realized that marty was my child , you know , it was after beth gave birth -- at least , so she says she did . she had no breast milk . i did , so i breastfed marty . it was then that i looked into his eyes and i could see that he was my child . luis : i remember you telling me that . sheridan : yes . then i started remembering things . i could see in my mind 's eye beth disguised as a clown . i knew it for sure . luis : i 'm really sorry for everything that you 've been through . sheridan : why ? do n't feel sorry . i mean , all that matters is that we 're going to get the truth tomorrow that marty is my son . once i have my child back , no one will ever take him from me again . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : oh , is that the last one ? beth : yeah , this is it . mrs. wallace : ok , well , the car is packed , so let 's vamoose , ok ? beth : i just got to get marty 's toys and things . mrs. wallace : bethie , come on , honey , you got to listen to me . we really ca n't bring marty with us ! beth : are you crazy ? of course he 's coming with us . mrs. wallace : no , no ! he 's got to be here with his real mama . beth : forget about it . i 'm the only mother he 's even known . he 's coming with us , all right , so shut up ! mrs. wallace : all right already , all right . what 's the plan ? beth : all right , well , once the passports get here , we 'll head up towards canada , and once we cross the border , we 're going to charter a private plane . mrs. wallace : where are we going ? beth : i 'm thinking russia . mrs. wallace : live with russkies ? no way ! too cold ! beth : mother , you 're going to love it there . vodka . lots of vodka . mrs. wallace : well , i love gin . lots of gin . beth : oh , god . [ knock on door ] mrs. wallace : oh ! man : a package for kelly henderson . beth : that 's me . man : all right . there you go . beth : thank you . this is it , mother . we are on our way . now sheridan will never get marty ever , ever again . [ scene_break ] ethan : captain , we 're all onboard . take off as soon as possible , please . pilot : yes , sir . we 're ready to roll . ethan : better buckle up . fox : yeah . i think maybe little jane here needs a diaper change before we take off , if you know what i 'm saying . theresa : all right , i 'll take her . fox : no , no , no , i can do it , i can do it . let me . i need the practice , you know , for when i go home and meet my son . it 's ok . theresa : ok . if you want to . fox : i got him . i got it under control . yes , i do . theresa : he 's really excited about seeing his son . ethan : you know he 's going to be destroyed when he finds out what whitney 's done , right ? theresa : so how do we tell him ? ethan : we got to tell him . i mean , there 's no way around this . we ca n't have him go to harmony and expect to see his son . theresa : no , not after whitney 's placed him up for adoption . gwen : theresa , what are you doing ? you trying to get your hooks into my husband again ? ethan : honey , gwen , it 's not what you 're thinking at all . theresa : so what are you doing here , katherine ? ethan : theresa , come on . theresa : no , why are you on this plane ? what are you planning to do ? are you going to go back to harmony and steal my father away from my mother again ? [ scene_break ] pilar : how long am i going to be reminded of all the years that you spent with this woman and away from me ? martin : honey , i 'm sorry . i thought i took all the pictures of katherine out of the box . pilar : you missed one . martin : look , i did n't mean to upset you . i 'm sorry . pilar : i 'm sorry , too . i overreacted . of course , you 're going to have your memories with or without pictures . i just -- i really want us to try to be together again . martin : you know , i was hoping that , well , tonight would be the beginning of , you know , healing the wounds . pilar : it 's going to take time . martin : i know , but it 's a start . pilar , i want to be a father to our children , i want to put the past behind us , and i want more than anything to build a life with you . pilar : do you really think we can ? martin : yes , i do . hey , come on . why do n't you go put on something pretty . we 're going out . pilar : where are we going ? martin : somewhere to start making our own new memories . [ scene_break ] luis : i just want to make sure that you 're ready to hear bad news , if it is bad news . sheridan : well , it wo n't be . luis : well , i know you want to believe that , but i just think the d.n.a . tests are going to prove that beth is marty 's mother . sheridan : no , they wo n't , because i 'm his mother . luis : ok , well , what if you 're not ? are you going to be able to handle it ? sheridan : you know what i ca n't handle is this waiting . i wish there was a way that we could speed things up . luis : well , if there is , i do n't know it . sheridan : wait a minute . dottie . luis : what ? sheridan : i have a friend from boarding school -- dottie . she 's a d.n.a . specialist at a hospital in boston . she can do the tests herself . luis : you think she would ? sheridan : i 'll give her a call . i know she will . luis , we are going to get the results tonight . [ scene_break ] t.c . : i think that my grandson is the best - looking kid in there . liz : oh , takes after his grandpa . eve : i wonder if t.c . would be so happy if he knew the truth that chad was the baby 's father . julian : oh , i think he would be . i think he 'd love his grandson just as you do , just as i do . eve : yeah , i 'm sure you 're right . julian : t.c . on occasion just has bad judgment . he was a fool to ever let you go . he was a fool to not forgive you for something that happened years before he even met you . eve : i 'm just so lucky that you were there to catch me when he let me fall . julian : i 'm the lucky one . eve : you know , t.c . is right , though . i am the person most responsible for whitney 's decision to give up her baby . julian : ok , come on , that 's not true . eve : no , just think about it . my affair with you , our son that we had and then we lost , and then we find out that he 's chad . of course , whitney was furious to find out that chad is her brother , and , of course , she blames me for this terrible predicament of having had his baby . julian : you see , i agree that everything that 's happened is tragic , but it 's not your fault . you tried to convince whitney not to give up the baby for adoption . eve : oh , gosh . i so wish i could convince her to change her mind before the grace period is over for the adoption , but i just ca n't think of how . julian ? i think i 've got an idea . julian : you do ? what is it ? eve : i think i may know how to get whitney not to give up her baby for adoption . come with me . [ scene_break ] fox : all right ! we are all set . not such a bad diaper change , huh ? i think i 'm going to make a pretty good dad . what do you think , jane ? yeah ? you think so too ? well , thank you . i ca n't wait to go home and meet my son and whitney . they must be on cloud nine . whitney : my god . i do n't know how i 'm going to do this . simone is right . how am i going to live my life every day knowing that my son is out there but not knowing where or who he is ? how am i going to live with myself ? pilot : we 've reached cruising altitude , so feel free to move about the cabin . gwen : honey , could i talk to you for a second out there ? ethan : yeah . gwen : honey , what 's going on ? i mean , you just told me that you wanted to stay married to me and you chose me . what were you and theresa whispering about ? ethan : honey -- gwen : i hope you have n't changed your mind , please ? ethan : we were just talking . gwen : about what ? ethan : actually , nothing . honey , listen , theresa and i have a child together . gwen : you do n't need to remind me that that baby is n't ours . ethan : i know it 's hurtful , but there are going to be times when theresa and are going to have to have conversations , and please do n't tell me you 're going to go over the deep end every time that has to happen . gwen : i just really , really hate it when she 's around you , that 's all . ethan : well , you are going to have to try to trust me . i love you . [ scene_break ] theresa : so why are you on this plane ? are you going to break my mom 's heart again ? katherine : no , theresa . and i do n't even know if i 'm going to be staying in harmony , and i 'm not going to see your father . i do n't want to do anything to hurt martin . theresa : how should i believe you ? katherine : listen , theresa , the reason that i left harmony was so your father would get on with his life , so he 'd be reunited with your family , and so that luis and sheridan could be together and have some peace . theresa : so why are you on this plane ? katherine : the only reason i am on this plane is to escape alistair crane . theresa : and to see sheridan ? because she 's really happy with luis now that you 're out of the picture . katherine : no . i do n't have any plans to see sheridan . the last thing that i want is to disturb my daughter 's happiness . [ scene_break ] beth : ok , sweetheart , we 're almost ready . mommy 's going to make sure you never see that woman ever , ever again , ok ? mrs. wallace : hey , let 's go if we 're going , huh ? beth : all right , we 're almost ready . here , we 'll put your coat on in the car . mrs. wallace : oh , bethie , i do n't intend to spend my golden years in the hoosegow , so let 's move out ! beth : ok , ok . luis : beth . where you going ? [ scene_break ] pilar : oh , martin , i love this restaurant . i love the seascape . martin : i remember . you know what , tonight we 're going to have a big dinner , we 'll dance , and we 'll put the past behind us . man : would you like a picture to remember the evening ? martin : absolutely . man : i 'll be back with the picture shortly . name ? martin : thanks . mr. and mrs. martin fitzgerald . you happy ? pilar : i want to be . i just do n't know if you can put the past behind you . martin : you know , i 've been honest with you . i mean , you know that katherine 's been a very big part of my life , and i ca n't change what happened , but what i can do is try to be the best father to our children and a good husband to you . i want that , pilar , very much . pilar : i want it , too . man : here you are , sir . you make a very handsome couple . martin : oh . well , thank you . hmm ? pilar : well , it 's a lovely picture , martin . martin : yeah , the first of many . you know what , tonight we 're going to make our own new photo album . [ scene_break ] theresa : do you have any idea of the pain that you caused my mother all these years , and me and my brothers ? katherine : yes . i know how much you 've all suffered when martin left . theresa : to be with you , katherine . how do you sleep at night ? katherine : i do n't sleep very well , theresa . i have nightmares every night . i know how much pain i 've caused . i ca n't tell you how many times i 've wanted to die . i 've prayed for death . i think it would 've been better if alistair had killed me . theresa : i thought you were happy with my dad . katherine : i was so happy with your dad . but the price was so high . i would never wish for you to know the kind of guilt that i 've lived with all these years . theresa : well , i 've done some things i 'm not proud of . i 've hurt people , too . i never meant to . katherine : i never wanted to hurt anyone either , theresa . theresa : i just do n't want my mother hurt again . i do n't want her and my father torn apart . katherine : and i do n't want to see luis and sheridan 's lives have any more trouble , and if i stay in harmony , your parents ' and my daughter 's lives will be hurt . and i do n't want -- i just ca n't allow sheridan to lose her chance for happiness . [ scene_break ] luis : beth , what 's going on , huh ? sheridan : yeah , it looks like you and your mother were on your way out . luis : what 's marty doing up at this hour ? beth : well , he -- he had a nightmare and he wanted his mother . sheridan : well , i 'm here now . beth : here , you 'll be fine right here . wo n't you , baby ? ok . look , i do n't mean to be rude , but mother and i are right in the middle of some spring cleaning . sheridan : at this hour ? beth : i work , sheridan . it 's the only time i had . what can i do for you ? sheridan : i called a friend of mine about the d.n.a . test results . beth : are we getting the results tomorrow ? sheridan : well , we were , but my friend is coming in from boston to do the tests herself tonight . beth : tonight ? sheridan : that 's right . pretty soon we 'll be able to find out who marty 's real mother is , you or me . beth : so we 're getting the d.n.a . results tonight ? sheridan : yes , that 's right , tonight . luis : why do n't you come with us to the hospital ? we can put marty in the childcare center while we wait for the results . beth : oh , the hospital , now ? luis : you do n't have a problem with that , do you ? beth : no . of course not . let me just check with mother , see if that 's ok . luis : ok . mrs. wallace : what are we going to do ? beth : i do n't know . mrs. wallace : if we are still in harmony when the results come in , we 're dead meat ! beth : i know that ! how are we going to get out of it ? [ scene_break ] ethan : gwen is sleeping . katherine : oh , that 's good . she 's exhausted from all the stress . ethan : yeah , her nerves are pretty frayed . theresa : ethan , we really need to talk about fox . katherine : fox ? is there a problem with my grandson ? ethan : yes , i 'm afraid there 's going to be a big problem . you see , whitney is giving the baby up for adoption . katherine : what ? why ? ethan : i do n't really know for sure . she says she does n't want to be a single mom or raise a child on her own . katherine : but he 's in love with her . he wants to marry her . ethan : she 's convinced that he 'll get bored of fatherhood and that he 'll revert back to a `` true crane `` and leave her . katherine : no , that 's not a reason . that 's not a reason to abandon your child . theresa : what was your excuse ? katherine : fox is going to be heartbroken . this is his child . and i do n't understand it . how can whitney give this child up for adoption without his permission ? ethan : because he gave her his power of attorney before he left here . theresa : now we 're just trying to figure out a way to break it to him . katherine : my god , how can you tell him that his child has been given away ? this is terrible . theresa : it 's horrible . but we ca n't let him go back to harmony not knowing . there she is . there 's my beautiful baby . fox : she 's all shipshape , ready to go , and i am totally ready for fatherhood . ethan : after one diaper change , huh ? fox : well , it was a very dirty diaper , ethan . who 'd ever thought i 'd get excited about babies ? theresa : thanks for taking care of her . fox : you bet . you know , i 'm so excited , i could probably fly without this plane . just think -- i 'm a dad . i 'm going to meet my son . [ scene_break ] liz : wonder where eve and julian went . t.c . : i do n't know and i do n't care . liz : eve is probably feeling too guilty to stay here any longer . she knows she 's responsible for whitney giving our baby away and she ca n't live with herself . but who could ? [ knock on door ] eve : whitney . hi , baby . whitney : mom . what are you doing here ? julian : are you -- you all right ? whitney : yeah , i 'm fine . what do you want ? and please , if you say one word about trying to talk me out of putting my baby up for adoption , just -- julian : no , no , we wo n't do that . we just want to speak to you . eve : honey , i just wanted to make peace . i brought you something . whitney : what is that , a scarf ? eve : well , not exactly . you know how you 're always looking for , like , the right perfume , the right scent ? whitney : the what ? eve : the right scent . honey , i came across this and i thought it was wonderful and i thought you might like it . whitney : are you kidding me ? i mean , you 're losing it , right ? with everything i have to worry about , you 're worried about finding me the right perfume ? eve : i just want to try and cheer you up , whitney . just humor me , honey . just tell me what you think . whitney : where did you get it ? eve : a colleague of mine . i just could n't help but notice what a wonderful scent that it had . tell me what you think . whitney : ok . wow . oh , my god . eve : do you like it ? whitney : well , you know , it is kind of amazing . what is it ? what is that smell ? it 's kind of -- i do n't know , it 's kind of like liquid love or something . where 'd you get it ? eve : that 's your baby 's blanket , whitney . whitney : what ? eve : that 's the scent of your baby . and you 're right , honey , it is , it is , it 's like liquid love . it 's the love that you have for your child . whitney : mom , what are you trying to do to me ? eve : honey , i 'm just trying to show you how much you love your baby and how you ca n't give him up for adoption . you just ca n't . [ boy ] mooooom ! [ scene_break ] pilar : i always dreamed about this , dancing with you , being held in your arms again . martin : well , it 's not a dream . i 'm here . pilar 's voice : with katherine out of our lives , we can start a new life . i just pray that wherever she is , she never comes back to harmony . katherine : oh , martin , i miss you so much . when i left harmony , i was sure i was never going to be back ever again , i 'd never see you . now -- god , what am i going to do ? [ scene_break ] liz : what are you thinking , t.c . ? t.c . : i was just remembering when simone and whitney were born , how perfect and beautiful they were . this baby is just as beautiful and just as perfect . liz : yes , he is . t.c . : he 's the son i 've always wanted , liz . liz : and you will have him , t.c . t.c . : yeah , i hope you 're right . i think we should get home and find out if the adoption agency called , all right ? liz : yes , i ca n't think of any reason why they would n't let us adopt him . as long as eve and julian do n't find out what we 're trying to do , i think very soon you and i will be raising your grandson . t.c . : yeah . i just wish we could 've convinced whitney not to give her son up . what that baby really needs is his mother . [ scene_break ] whitney : you tricked me , mom . how could you do this to me ? eve : oh , honey , i was just trying to show you how much you love your baby . whitney : do n't you think i know how much i love my baby ? of course i love my child ! that 's why i 'm doing this ! i am doing this to protect my baby , and there 's nothing you can do to stop me , ok ? julian : your mother just wants you to truly think about this before it 's too late . whitney : julian , i have thought about it , and it 's done . now , as long as fox does n't get back to contest the adoption , it is over and i 'm never going to see him again . [ scene_break ] fox : just think , you guys , pretty soon i 'll be holding my own son . pilot : ladies and gentlemen , we are now approaching united states airspace . theresa : we do n't have a whole lot of time , ethan . fox : what 's wrong with you two ? theresa : fox , listen -- ethan : there 's something that we have to tell you about whitney , and about your baby . [ scene_break ] beth : i 'll tell you what , why do n't you guys go ahead and go to the hospital , and then mother and i , we 'll meet you there after we finish up here . luis : no , you better come with us . you know , i think we should all be together when we get the test results . beth : ok . um , we just have to do one thing out back first . if we could just get to the car , we can get the hell out of here ! luis : yeah , i 'm sure whatever it is you have to do out back can wait , ok ? let 's go to the hospital , together ? [ phone rings ] sheridan : oh , hold on . must be dottie . i bet she has the test results . dottie , hi , do you have the -- oh , my god . [ next_on ] sheridan : why you leaving , beth ? you afraid of getting the d.n.a . test results ? theresa : katherine crane was on the plane . she 's back in harmony . martin : katherine . whitney : fox , he 's gone . i put him up for adoption . fox : you manipulative bitch .
on the plane leaving the crane compound , ethan and theresa wonder how to tell fox about whitney and the baby he thinks is his . gwen is upset that ethan is talking to her enemy , but he reassures her . theresa faces down katherine , wanting to know if she plans to cause trouble for her mother and father when she gets back to harmony . katherine assures her she does n't , nor does she want to cause problems for luis and sheridan . fox , meanwhile , is happily caring for jane , practicing for when he gets home to his own son . eve tries to convince whitney to keep her son by bringing her a blanket with his smell on it , disguised by a scarf . it does n't work , of course . the two couples , eve / julian and tc / liz are still hoping to adopt the boy if whitney does n't change her mind .
fox : so , kay , i was thinking the first week of may would be perfect for our wedding . what do you say ? kay : may -- may ? wait , wait , wait , that 's too soon . fox : it 's weeks away , babe . you got plenty of time to plan everything . kay : but that 's , like , two weeks . fox : what 's the problem ? you know my mother can whip up a masquerade ball for 300 people overnight if she has to . kay : it -- it 's just -- it 's so sudden . fox : sudden ? babe , you love me . i love you . the stars are aligned . why do we need to wait ? { kay : miguel , what are you saying ? miguel : i 'm saying i 've realized i 'm in love with you . } fox : i love you , kay . fox : and i want you to be mrs. nicholas foxworth crane , and i do n't want to wait . so what do you think ? come on , let 's do it , babe . let 's get married as soon as possible . [ scene_break ] tabitha : wish i could hear exactly what fox and kay were saying . miguel : i was gon na give maria a bath , but she and endora are having such a good time playing i think i 'll wait . what are you looking at , tabitha ? tabitha : fox and kay . they seem to be having a rather serious conversation . miguel 's voice : maybe kay is telling fox that she 's still in love with me . tabitha : wonder what they 're talking about . miguel : i was wondering , too . tabitha : well , there 's one way to find out , is n't there ? tabitha : let 's go into the garden and find out what 's what . [ scene_break ] simone : chad ? what are you doing here ? chad : well , i came to talk some sense into whitney . she needs to leave this place , simone , now . paloma : we were here earlier , and we think something very strange is going on in this place . chad : yeah , i got the same feeling . i mean , i know this is a holy place and all , but there 's definitely something going on here , and i want whitney out of here . i want to take her home where i can protect her . simone : i hope you can . [ scene_break ] man : come , whitney . i need your help . we must leave for rome now . whitney : but rome is just so far away , and i do n't know anyone there . i just do n't know what you want me to do . man : i will always be with you . i will guide you . but there is so much at stake , whitney . i must know i can count on you . whitney : yes . yes , of course . i 'll do whatever you ask . i am your humble servant . man : come with me , my child . come . [ scene_break ] chris : pilar , come in . theresa . pilar : i was so worried when you called . is -- is luis all right ? theresa : he did n't have a relapse , did he ? chris : no , he 's -- his health is fine , but i 'm afraid his heart is breaking . pilar : oh , my god , he knows about you and sheridan ? chris : sheridan told him everything -- that we were married and that she 's expecting our child . theresa : what ? pilar : she 's pregnant ? chris : yes , we just found out . we 're going to have a baby . she also told him that she 's staying married to me . theresa : no , no , no , she ca n't stay married to you . she and luis belong together . [ scene_break ] luis : i wish that you had n't saved my life in hawaii . you knew that you were married to chris . you knew that you were n't coming back to me . so why did n't you just leave me there ? sheridan : i could n't let you die . luis : why not ? you honestly think that i would want to live , knowing what i was going to come home to ? sheridan : do n't say that . your life is precious . luis : no , it 's not , sheridan . it 's not . my life is nothing without you . and at least when i was being held hostage i could hold on to the hope that someday i 'd be free and that we 'd be together , and -- now this is just worse than any torture that i had to endure . sheridan : i 'm so sorry . luis : i lost that hope . luis : i -- i do n't want to live knowing that you 're with someone else . sheridan : luis . luis : it 's true . i do n't want to live knowing that you 're in love with someone else , that you do n't love me anymore . sheridan : i do love you . you 're the love of my life , my soul mate . i love you . luis : you do ? [ scene_break ] simone : i just hope whitney leaves with you , without a big fight . paloma : it would be easier to leave town if we knew whitney was all right . chad : whoa , whoa . you 're leaving town ? simone : yeah , we 're going to italy . chad : italy ? what for ? simone : oh , we 're going to -- paloma : it 's a study trip for one of my classes . simone is just coming along to keep me company . chad : sounds interesting . listen , maybe you two could talk to whitney with me . maybe then she 'll realize that we 're just trying to help her . simone : do you know where she is ? chad : yeah , she 's in the chapel . theresa was in there with her earlier . i did n't see her leave , so she must still be in there . paloma : not necessarily . chad : what was that ? simone : nothing . let 's see if she 's in the chapel . chad : well , she must be in there , i did n't see her leave . come on . chad : she 's not in here . how could that be ? simone : where could she be ? [ scene_break ] whitney : where are we going , lord ? man : we must prepare you for your journey to rome . we have n't a moment to waste . whitney : prepare me ? man : there are things we must do before you are ready to serve me . whitney : what kinds of things ? man : i sense your uneasiness . do n't worry . do n't worry . you do have faith in me , do n't you , whitney ? whitney : heavenly father , how could i not have faith in you ? man : yes , my child . so do not worry . just do as i ask and you will be fine . [ scene_break ] luis : you still love me ? sheridan : i will always love you , luis . you 're my soul mate . luis : oh , my god , because i thought that you were gon na -- sheridan : but i 'm married to chris now , and i 'm going to have his child . luis : so , this means that you still love me even though you 're gon na stay married to another man ? sheridan : yes . i 'm sorry . luis : do n't say you 're sorry . do n't say you 're sorry unless you mean it . and if you meant it , you would admit that you made a mistake in marrying chris and you would leave him . luis : i guess you and i have different ideas of what a soul mate is . [ knock at door ] pilar : may i come in ? sheridan : of course , pilar . i was just leaving . pilar : luis , i 'm sorry . are you all right ? luis : am i all right ? mama , i just lost the love of my life . i 'm living a nightmare . pilar : i know . i can imagine how you must be feeling . luis : how could sheridan do this ? pilar : she thought you were dead . i mean , we all did . she 's torn , luis . surely you must know that . luis : i understand why she turned to chris . i understand why she thought she had to move on , but what i do n't understand is why she 's not coming back to me now that she knows that i 'm alive . i just -- i do n't get it . she 's staying with him when we could be together . [ scene_break ] theresa : look , chris , i am deeply sorry , but luis and sheridan -- they belong together . and she ca n't just turn her back on him now that we 've just found out he 's alive . i mean , you ca n't possibly stay married to her . chris : luis is your brother , so i would expect you to feel this way . theresa : well , yes , yes , he 's my brother . but , chris , the love that sheridan and luis have -- it is unbreakable . she is the love of his life and he is the love of hers . sheridan : theresa , this situation is very complicated . chris and i are married , and we 're expecting a child . theresa : so you 're just going to sentence yourself to a life without the man that you love ? sheridan : i love chris . theresa : not the way that you love luis . and you know what ? this is exactly what is going on with ethan and gwen . ethan chose to stay married to gwen because she was pregnant . he stays with her because he feels obligated , but he 's miserable , sheridan , because he 's not with me , the woman he really loves . sheridan : theresa , ethan loves his wife , whether you want to accept that or not . theresa : he is never going to be happy with gwen , the same way you will never be happy with chris . gwen : oh , not this again . theresa , you never , ever give up . [ scene_break ] ivy : well , do n't you think it 's strange that miguel has decided to stay in harmony ? i mean , do you think he could have another reason other than maria ? sam : well , if you 're suggesting that he 's going to stick around because of kay , well , then you might as well forget it . i 'm sure he 's still in love with charity . he 's always looked at -- looked at kay as just a friend . ivy : what about kay ? i mean , remember , she was madly in love with miguel . sam : kay is over miguel , ok ? now , she is completely over him , and she 's in love with fox , ok ? now , how about a drink ? ivy : i 'd love one . sam : great . ivy : kay had better not be over miguel . he is my only hope of keeping my son from marrying sam 's little witch of a daughter . [ scene_break ] fox : so , what do you think ? the merry month of may for the crane - bennett nuptials ? kay : i do n't know , fox . i mean , it 's so soon . i -- tabitha : here we are , cookies fresh from the oven . kay : fresh from the supermarket is more like it . tabitha : now , do n't you be cheeky , dear . oh , my , this is impressive . oh , endora and maria are going to have lots of fun on this contraption , are n't they ? miguel : we 're not interrupting anything , are we ? fox : no , as a matter of fact , i 'm glad you 're here . kay and i have some important news to tell you guys . kay , do you want to tell them or should i ? kay : maybe we should wait . fox : wait ? baby , no way . i want the world to know , and now . tabitha : know what , fox ? fox : kay and i have just set the date for our wedding . tabitha : well . oh , when 's the happy day ? fox : in a couple weeks . in may . tabitha : oh . oh , dear . oh , dear . miguel : i 'm very happy for you both . fox : thanks , miguel . tabitha , what 's wrong ? are n't you happy for us as well ? tabitha : oh , yes , yes , of course i am . i was just thinking it 's -- it 's awfully soon . do n't you think it 's awfully soon , kay ? kay : i was worrying that maybe , you know , we would n't be able to get it ready in time . fox : but i assured her that my mother would be a big help . but , you know , you 're absolutely right . we should get started immediately . you know , let 's go to your dad 's house and talk to my mother and your father . kay : well , ok , i guess . fox : now , smile , babe . you 're gon na be a blushing bride . fox : tabitha -- tabitha : yeah ? fox : thanks for the cookies . we 'll see you guys later . miguel 's voice : it 's too late . i really am too late . [ scene_break ] chad : mother superior . hey , do you know where whitney is ? mother superior : yes , she 's in the chapel , praying . chad : no , no , she 's not . paloma : we just looked for her in there . simone : one of the sisters said that there 's no other way out except through these doors . paloma : we think there must be another way because whitney was in that chapel and no one saw her leave . simone : and then when we looked a little while later she was gone . mother superior : well , that 's impossible . this corridor dead - ends right here , so if anyone came out of the chapel they 'd have to go in that direction and pass by sister evangeline 's desk . chad : ok , well , what about in the chapel ? is there any way out from inside ? mother superior : no , there are no exit doors or windows . if someone went into the chapel , they 'd have to come out this way to this corridor . chad : ok , and you say whitney is still in the chapel , right ? mother superior : yes , i saw her go in . chad : ok , well , hey , take a look . mother superior : i -- i do n't understand . where could she have gone ? chad : well , that 's what i want to find out . actually , that 's what we will find out . come on , she 's got to be around here somewhere . let 's go . mother superior : well , what are you going to do ? chad : no disrespect intended , mother superior , but whitney is missing . we 're gon na search every inch of this place until we find her . come on . [ scene_break ] man : all right , whitney . would you please remove your veil ? whitney : why do i need to remove my veil ? man : because from this point on , no one can know that you are a nun . whitney : but , why ? man : everything will be explained in good time , whitney . whitney : i 'm sorry , but i -- i just do n't understand . i mean , i want to help , but -- man : you must have faith , whitney . trust me . whitney : yes . yes , of course . man : turn around . i 'm going to blindfold you . whitney : why do you need to blindfold me ? man : for your own protection , whitney . i told you , you need certain preparations before you can go to rome . but i promise you , you are embarking on a great adventure , one that will change your life forever . [ scene_break ] sam : ok , what 's the big news ? ivy : yes , what 's this wonderful news you have to tell us ? fox : well , sam , mother , kay and i have finally chosen a date for the wedding . sam : great . when 's the day ? fox : it 's gon na be the first week of may . ivy : may ? may ? that 's three weeks . fox : yeah , i know . it 's gon na be a rush to put everything together , but , like i told kay , you 're a master at throwing last - minute bashes . mother -- ivy : well , really , fox , this -- this is a wedding . it 's not a costume ball or a state dinner . fox : mom , do n't worry , ok ? the most important thing is that kay and i get married as soon as possible so we can start our life together . sam : he 's right , sweetheart . that 's the most important thing . i could n't be happier . we are so proud of her . are n't we , ivy ? ivy : yes . oh , yes . hmm , absolutely . but , you know , this is a wedding . are you sure you want to rush into it ? fox : mother , kay and i do n't see the point in waiting . right , baby ? kay : actually , honey , i -- i do n't know . everything 's just happening so fast , i feel a little overwhelmed . fox : what ? what , kay ? i thought this was what we both wanted , to get married . wait a minute . have you changed your mind ? i mean , do you still want to marry me ? [ scene_break ] tabitha 's voice : i ca n't let miguel give up on kay . if he does , he 'll be off searching for charity again , and that can not happen . if miguel and charity get together , the forces of good would be strong enough to destroy the dark side . and me . tabitha : miguel , you have n't said a word since fox and kay announced their wedding date . if you want to talk about it , i 'm here . miguel : i 've been a fool , tabitha . i ran all over the world looking for charity when the perfect woman for me is right here in harmony . kay . tabitha : are you saying that you 're in love with kay ? miguel : yes . i did n't realize it before , but being back in harmony , seeing her with our daughter -- i keep thinking how wonderful it would be if we were a family . but that 's not gon na happen now . i 'm too late . tabitha : well , what if i told you that it could still happen , that it 's not too late ? miguel : what do you mean ? kay and fox are gon na be married in a matter of weeks . tabitha : miguel , if you love kay , do n't make the same mistake twice . do n't lose her again . miguel : but it 's too late . tabitha : oh , no , dear . it 's never too late . [ scene_break ] paloma : simone , help me out with this . simone : ok . lift it up . paloma : oh . simone : what 's that ? paloma : oh , my god . simone : what is it ? paloma : look at this . it 's the symbol . simone : the same one in every single one of the stolen paintings . paloma : but what is it doing here ? and why would whitney have this ? simone : i do n't know , but this could be something that could help us find her . chad ? [ scene_break ] [ man and woman whispering ] whitney : where am i ? man : you are in a place where no one will discover your presence . this is the first step of your journey . whitney : it is ? whitney : what is she gon na do ? man : do not be afraid . she is here to help you in your transformation . whitney : transformation ? i do n't -- i do n't know what you mean . man : you are going to be changed so that no one will recognize you . whitney : how is that possible ? woman : just relax . you 're in very good hands . [ scene_break ] gwen : you are incredible . i mean , you never stop . theresa : no , i do n't stop , gwen , you 're right . not when it comes to true love and happiness . and you claim to be sheridan 's best friend , right ? so you know that sheridan and luis belong together . and i 'm trying to keep sheridan from making the same mistake that ethan made by staying with someone out of a misguided sense of duty . sheridan : that 's not how it is , theresa . please do n't interfere . theresa : i do n't want you to ruin your life , sheridan , like ethan has ruined his by staying with gwen when he wants to be with me , the woman he really loves . gwen : you know , it does n't even matter what the situation is because theresa always has a way of making it about her . theresa , this is not about you . this is between sheridan , chris , and luis . you need to stay the hell out of their business . ethan : i think we all need to just calm down . this is a very bad situation , and this is not easy . sheridan , did you tell luis everything ? sheridan : yes . i feel terrible . he 's devastated . theresa : of course he is . chris : i know you 're suffering , my love . i 'm sorry . theresa : well , she 's suffering because she 's turning her back on the man that she loves . gwen : theresa , shut up ! ethan : theresa , you might want to be quiet . sheridan : theresa , please try and understand . chris is my husband , and i love him . theresa : so are you saying that you do n't love luis anymore ? sheridan : of course i love him . theresa : then go to him , sheridan . you tell him that . it does n't matter that you 're married . it does n't matter that you 're pregnant . just tell him . gwen : wait a second , you 're pregnant ? sheridan : yes . theresa : sheridan , all that matters is the love that you and luis share . and that love 's never gon na go away . never . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan and i have been through so much . everything that her father did to try and break us up , fate conspiring against us -- none of it worked . our love was stronger than that . i just -- i do n't understand how she can choose another man over me . pilar : luis , mijo , i know how heartbroken you are . but you have to know deep in your heart that sheridan would 've never looked at another man if she had any hope that you were alive . she was devastated , luis . she lost marty , then she lost you . when little james came into her life it gave her another reason to live again . he was the child that she had lost . chris came later , and the only reason she allowed to him into her life is because she thought she would never be with you again . luis : i understand all that . honestly , i really do . but what i do n't understand is , i 'm back , ok ? how can she stay with another man now that i am back ? pilar : because she took marriage vows with chris . they 're going to have a child . you know sheridan does n't take commitment lightly . luis : yeah , what about the commitment that she made with me ? should n't that override any other ? mama , how can she stay with another man ? i just -- i do n't understand it . and i 'll never accept it . [ scene_break ] fox : tell me now , kay , if you 've changed your mind . do you want to marry me or not ? kay : i -- yes , of course i want to marry you . fox : you 're sure ? kay : yes , it 's just everything is happening so fast , you know ? i just want to make sure that we take our time and we plan the perfect wedding . fox : ok , if i promise that everything 's perfect , will you stop worrying ? mother , tell her . ivy : actually , fox , i -- i understand kay 's hesitation . you know , a wedding is a very , very important day . and you want to -- you want to take time -- find the perfect dress and flowers , choose your bridesmaids -- you know , things that are n't very important to the groom but are very , very important to the bride . kay : yeah , very important . ivy : if kay makes the wrong choice , well , she could regret it . fox : mother , kay 's not like that . she goes with the flow . like i said , everything 's gon na be perfect . it 'll be the most beautiful wedding anybody 's ever seen . just trust me , ok ? the sooner we have the ceremony , the sooner we can start our lives together . [ scene_break ] miguel : how can you say it 's not too late , tabitha ? fox and kay are getting married in a couple of weeks . tabitha : oh , a lot can happen in a couple of weeks , dear . now , have you told kay that you 're in love with her ? miguel : yes . she did n't believe me at first , but i think i convinced her . tabitha : good . now you just remind her of the history you share and the child . kay 's been in love with you all your life , miguel . you just have to make her realize that those feelings are still there . miguel : i do n't think there 's time . tabitha : oh , yes , there 's time . you can have what you want , but you 've got to get cracking . miguel : you 're right . maybe i do still have time . maybe i still have a chance to get kay back . tabitha : yeah , i 'm sure of it . [ scene_break ] gwen : ca n't you see how much this is hurting them ? why are you being so cruel ? theresa : i 'm not being cruel , gwen , i 'm just speaking the truth . and the truth is luis and sheridan belong together . and , yes , chris is going to be hurt . but you know what , he 's going to be even more hurt if she waits any longer to break it off with him . chris : excuse me , theresa , but i do n't think you know what the bloody hell you 're talking about . and i would appreciate it if you keep your nose out of my business . gwen : hear , hear . ethan : actually , this is none of our business . this situation involves chris , sheridan , and luis . maybe we should let them handle it and we should leave . chris : thank you , ethan . luis : it 's ok . i 'm leaving . sheridan : what ? where will you go ? luis : i do n't know . i guess the b & b . luis : i assume you and chris will be living here together now . theresa : luis , please , would you just come stay with mom and me at the mansion ? luis : i 'll wait outside . sheridan : luis , i 'm sorry . i never expected things to turn out this way . luis : yeah , well , pretty much living a nightmare right now . just -- just hoping i wake up soon . ethan : i 'm gon na wait outside with him . sheridan : i ca n't stand that i 'm causing him so much pain . he 's suffered enough already . chris : i know . sheridan : i 'm sorry -- this must be hard on you , too . chris : look , i understand you still have feelings for luis , but neither one of us wants to see him hurt . sheridan : but i have . i 've hurt him terribly . [ scene_break ] ethan : hey . how you doing ? are you gon na be all right or what ? luis : well , just lost the love of my life , so , no , i do n't think i 'm ever going to be all right again . [ scene_break ] simone : chad ! paloma : no , no , no , no , you can not tell chad . simone : why not ? paloma : shh . i told you before -- chad : hey , hey , did you guys find something ? i heard you call me . simone : oh , no , chad . i was just going to tell you to look outside in the garden because whitney told me one time that she likes to pray there . chad : good idea . i 'll be back . simone : ok , so why did n't you want me to tell him about the piece of paper we found ? paloma : because we do n't know what it means . all we know is it 's hidden in every one of the stolen paintings . simone : well , maybe we should tell him about all the stuff that we found downstairs in the subbasement of the book cafe . paloma : i do n't think so . the fewer people who know about alistair 's secret papers , the better . it 's not that i do n't trust chad , but if we tell him , maybe we could be putting him in danger . simone : ok , but it 's ok for us to be in danger ? paloma : we are not -- not yet anyway -- because no one knows what we found except for us . i 'm just hoping we 'll find some more clues when we get to italy . simone : italy ? i ca n't go to italy now . paloma : why not ? simone : my sister is missing . i have to stay right here until we find her . [ scene_break ] woman : done . well , what do you think ? man : you have outdone yourself . well done . woman : thank you . man : whitney -- would you like to see the new you ? whitney : yes , i would . whitney : oh , wow . this is incredible . man : as i said , it is imperative that no one recognizes you when you get to rome . whitney : i do n't think anyone 's going to know it 's me . [ scene_break ] fox : kay , i know you 're still nervous about our wedding being so soon , but it 's gon na be amazing . do n't worry . kay : i hope so . fox : hey , you 're not still worried , are you ? come on , kay , this is gon na be our big day . i want you to be as excited about it as i am . kay : i am , i am . this is all i 've been thinking about for a month now -- becoming your wife , starting our life together . fox : good , babe . just think about it . i mean , in a few weeks we 're going to be husband and wife , and we 're going to be together for the rest of our lives . [ scene_break ] paloma : simone , we have to go to italy if we want to find out what this symbol means . simone : but what about whitney ? paloma : this was under her mattress . it means there 's some connection between whitney and the symbol . simone : what possible connection could whitney have to the paintings ? paloma : i do n't know . we have to find out . simone : something tells me this is not a coincidence . paloma : me , too . simone , this symbol could not only lead us to the paintings , it could also lead us to whitney . [ scene_break ] whitney : heavenly father , are you sure it 's absolutely necessary for me to look so completely different ? man : it is vitally important that no one recognize you , whitney . whitney : but what if someone does ? what 's going to happen then ? man : i assure you , no one will know it 's you . but if you 're still uneasy , we can test the disguise right now . start walking toward that man over there . see if he knows you . whitney : that 's chad . chad is going to definitely know it 's me . man : i do n't think so . whitney : he looks so sad . man : he is very sad . he still wants you . but you are saving him from the fires of hell . whitney : that 's right . we committed a terrible sin and had a child together . he 'll surely burn in hell , too . man : yes , but not if you go to rome . go to rome and do as you 're instructed . you 'll be paying for his sins , as well as your own . whitney : thank you , heavenly father . it 'll help me go through with this knowing i 'm helping chad . man : good . now go . see if he recognizes you . whitney : he did n't know it was me . man : you see , if chad did n't recognize you , no one will . [ scene_break ] ethan : luis , i 'm sorry . i actually kind of know what you 're going through , to be in love with someone and not be able to be with her . gwen : hey . ethan : hi . gwen : so , are you ready to go ? ethan : yeah , sure . gwen : ok . luis , i hope you know we 're here for you if you need anything . luis : thanks . ethan : do you want to walk back to the mansion with us or -- luis : no , i think i 'll just wait for mama . gwen : ok . ethan : all right . gwen : we 'll see you later . [ scene_break ] theresa : i just do n't understand , mama . she 's making a terrible mistake . pilar : shh , theresa , you 're making it more difficult for your brother . vamos , mijo , let 's go home . come on . luis : this used to be my home with sheridan . theresa 's voice : i do n't care what it takes . i 'm gon na make sure that luis and sheridan get back together , and i will make sure that i get back together with ethan . true love will win out . i 'll make sure of that . [ next_on ] pilar : do n't tell me you 'll join your sister to try to tear sheridan and chris apart ? luis : we can still be together , sheridan . fancy : just kiss me .
chad , simone , and paloma search for whitney , who has totally disappeared . as chad wanders the hallways and the grounds around the convent , the two girls search whitney 's room , where they find a paper with the mysterious symbol they saw on all the missing paintings . they wonder how and why the two are connected . meanwhile , whitney is given a total transformation by `` god `` so she can go to rome and be unidentifiable . as a test , `` god `` has her walk by chad , who is still searching for her , and he does n't know who she is .
tabitha : oh , mummy really outdid herself this time . tabitha : there 's no chance those committee women will let you attend their precious paul revere preschool now , in spite of julian 's insistence to the contrary . no , endora , you wo n't have to go to that mortal school with those snotty kids . is n't that grand , huh ? tabitha : is it possible that endora would like to go to school , to be with other kids ? man : ugh ! paloma : gotcha . whitney : valerie , i 'm so sorry , but , i mean , you deserve to know the truth . vincent is cheating on you . chad 's voice : my life is over . vincent will ruin me , if he does n't kill whitney and me both . valerie : there has to be some kind of mistake . vincent would never cheat on me . he loves me . what man cheats on a woman if he really loves her ? whitney : a two - faced , two - timing pig , that 's who . valerie , listen to me , you 're worth more than that , ok ? any man who cheats on a woman who he says he loves is n't worth a damn . sheridan : chris , what 's going on ? james : daddy and i are leaving together . chris : james , why do n't you go and check your room , make sure you 've got everything you want , ok ? james : ok . sheridan : what did he mean by you 're going away together ? chris : james and i are leaving you , sheridan , permanently . this marriage is over . ethan : yes , i understand . theresa : who was that ? ethan : that was judge reilly . he wants us all back in the courtroom , right now . pilar : why ? ethan : because his honor wants to sentence luis and miguel now , tonight . valerie : how do you know vincent 's cheating on me ? whitney : valerie , i caught him . i caught him at the safari motel with somebody else . at first he tried to deny it and say you were the one who was there with him , but then when i wanted to speak to you face to face , he had to admit he was there with someone else . valerie : oh , my god . vincent was there with another woman . chad 's voice : not quite . whitney : look , i hate this , i really do . i hate to be the bearer of bad news , but , i mean , i just feel so responsible since i 'm the one who introduced you two . and you just need to know the truth , you know ? you need to know he 's been seeing somebody else so that you can protect yourself , you know , from diseases or , you know , whatever might happen , you know what i 'm saying ? valerie : diseases ? oh , my god . vincent said he loved me . i even thought he could be the one . whitney : at least you know now , you know , before it 's gotten -- valerie : whitney , you are so lucky you 're married to a man like chad . whitney : i am . i mean , chad is the kind of man who would never cheat on me or hurt me in any way . sheridan : you ca n't be serious . our marriage ca n't be over . chris : it was doomed right from the start , sheridan . sheridan : no , it was n't . chris : luis ? i ca n't pretend to be in a marriage when my wife is in love with another man . sheridan : i love luis as a friend . chris : just -- just stop the lying , please . i heard you on the witness stand . you admitted under oath that you 're still in love with luis . i guess i knew it all along , but when you announced it to the world like that , i could n't pretend any longer . sheridan : you do n't understand . i love luis because of the history we shared together , because of the child we had together . chris : we had a baby together , sheridan ... a baby who died . it did n't bond us , not the way it bonded you to luis . sheridan : that 's not fair . chris : fair ? do n't talk to me about fair . this deck was stacked against me right from the start . you love luis . you 've never gotten over him . i do n't think you ever will . sheridan : but i love you . you 're my husband . chris : yeah , maybe , in name only . but when it comes to your heart , sheridan , when it comes to the man who lives in your very soul , it is n't me . it 's luis , and it always will be . fancy : what about reconvening the jury ? and nancier -- does n't the d.a . 's office have to be part of the sentencing process ? ethan : evidently , fancy , judge reilly is just going right ahead without the d.a . or without the jury . kay : well , can he do that ? ethan : the point is he 's doing it . pilar : but why ? ethan : i think the blackmailer got to reilly again . theresa : oh , god . ethan : here i was , i was all ready to file an appeal and , damn it , i 'm cut off at the knees again . luis : he 's right . we 're still being set up . miguel : and so far nothing we do has been able to stop it , huh ? theresa : there has to be something that you can do . ethan : i 'll get one of my paralegals to research some case law and some precedents and hopefully i can block reilly from doing what he 's doing . then hopefully we 'll have enough time to file an appeal . julian : this is rather amazing . we could n't have planned this better ourselves . whoever this blackmailer is , he or she is brilliant . fox : yeah , so far , so far , but -- julian : what ? fox : well , we did everything to set miguel up , but the blackmailer really did the rest . he or she is on the verge of completely destroying luis and miguel 's lives . julian : and your point ? fox : then what ? fancy 's life was shot to hell just to bring luis down , not to mention rae and that bartender were murdered . so is this it ? or is this blackmailer just getting started ? julian : that 's a good question . i mean , if luis and miguel were just the beginning , who 's next , huh ? fancy : i feel like i 'm to blame for this , luis . the way nancier twisted my testimony around , it was just like sam said it would be . luis : well , it 's not your fault . miguel and i are being railroaded . it 's just plain and simple . hey , stop blaming yourself , ok ? theresa : blame me . the blackmailer told me to stay away from ethan , but i did n't . ivy : what else is new ? kay : miguel , i ca n't lose you . maria and i ca n't lose you . miguel : hey , it 's going to be ok . we 're going to be fine . pilar : ethan , please , is n't there some way that we can postpone my sons ' sentencing ? ethan : i honestly do n't know . [ man groans ] paloma : noah ? what are you doing her noah : surprise . tabitha : no little witch can resist playing with freddy and jason action figures . nor the home autopsy kit , for that matter . oh , endora does n't need to go to school to have fun with other children . we have fun here at home , lots of fun . endora , would you like to play `` rip the wings off the angel , `` huh ? and then we could make some devil 's food brownies . tabitha : well , how about `` arson at the orphanage , `` huh ? tabitha : i know i should n't read my wee one 's mind , but i need to know what 's bothering my little witchling . tabitha : oh , dear . my little one 's growing up . she does n't want to play with just mummy anymore . chad 's voice : whitney 's gone and done it now . vincent could kill us both for whitney telling valerie he 's cheating on her . valerie : you know what , you 're right , vincent is no better than a rutting pig . how dare he cheat on me . i 'm calling him right now and letting him have it . chad : no . whitney : chad , what are you doing ? chad : no , i just -- i meant , valerie , i think you should wait . valerie : why ? whitney : yeah , why ? i mean , that 's a really good question . why should she wait ? i mean , what are you going to do , warn vincent ? chad : no , no , it 's just , um -- vincent : let 's get one thing straight -- you 've got to control your wife . do n't let her interfere in my life or it 'll cost you . whitney : well , chad , answer the question . why should n't valerie confront vincent ? singer : you are my passion for life noah : ow , ow . paloma : noah , why are you still here ? noah : look , i can explain , all right ? paloma : no , do n't bother , i know why . you stayed to check up on me again . noah : no , no , no -- paloma : you lied when you said you trusted me to take care of myself . noah : my car would n't start . i think it 's the battery . i came up here to get some jumper cables . this is the part where you apologize . paloma : me ? you 're the one who was trying to sneak up on me . noah : i was n't sneaking up on you . i walked right up to you . paloma : then why did n't you say something ? noah : because i did n't want to scare you . paloma : i 'm not scared . noah : i can tell . before i even got `` i 'm back `` out , you threw me down on the ground . paloma : i told you i can take care of myself . noah : you certainly can . nobody 's arguing with that . paloma : so , what now ? noah : i think you should jump me . paloma : ok . noah : ugh ! tabitha : oh , my . this is like that time that timmy heard those children singing christmas carols . oh , he so wanted to be like them . timmy : if timmy were a real boy , he could be out there caroling with those kids . tabitha : hmm . i so feared where timmy 's wish would lead him . i wanted to protect him , to keep him with me , to keep him in our world , where , despite all the chaos and catastrophe , he -- he 'd always be safe . tabitha : watch out , timmy ! the giant wave 's about to hit ! timmy : tell it that timmy and his princess ca n't swim ! tabitha : ah ! timmy : whoa ! tabitha : do n't worry , lad . i 'll catch you this time . timmy : ow ! tabitha : whoa ! help me , timmy ! timmy : oh , no . tabby 's heading straight for disaster . timmy : and disaster 's heading straight for timmy ! tabitha : help me , timmy , or i 'll wind up like one of grace bennett 's flapjacks ! timmy : what 's going to happen to timmy and tabby ? tabitha : oh , i have n't got a clue . but this is all your fault , timmy ! you cast all those spells with that bloody scepter . now you brought all this rain . now we 're just going to have to go with the flow ! timmy : whoa ! tabitha : we 're going to die ! tabitha : oh , timmy , timmy . only timmy did n't want to live apart from life with me anymore . no , he wanted to live in the mortal world , to have mortal friends . and now endora does , too . oh , timmy , timmy , what am i going to do ? endora wants to go out into the world , have a life of her own , have friends just like you did . am i going to lose her like i lost you ? timmy : charity . tabitha : timmy , what is it ? timmy : charity . timmy 's so tired , princess . timmy needs to sleep . tabitha : timmy . timmy ? timmy ? timmy , please . no . timmy , squeeze my hand if you can hear me . timmy ? squeeze my hand . squeeze -- tabitha : oh , no . no ! no . tabitha : what if i -- what if i lost endora like i lost you ? oh , i -- i could n't go through that again . no , no , not witch nor mortal should have to go through that twice in a lifetime . oh , timmy , what am i going to do ? what -- what am i going to do that will be the best for endora ? valerie : why should n't i confront vincent ? whitney : yeah , that 's kind of what i want to know . chad : i just do n't want things to get worse , ok ? chad : she 's upset . whitney : with good reason , chad . chad : yeah , yeah , but if you go and confront vincent right now , things are going to get ugly . valerie : i do n't care . i 'm not going to let vincent get away with this . whitney : good for you , honey . chad : all i 'm saying is i think you might want to think things through . valerie : you know what , good point . chad 's voice : thank god . this buys me time . valerie : i am going to confront vincent and make him tell me who that tramp is he 's sleeping with and let her have it , too . chad : no , no , no . whitney : no , just ignore him , ok , because he 's a man . and listen , when you find that skank , you call me , because i 'll go over there with you , ok ? valerie : thank you . i 'm going to go home , i 'm going to call vincent , have him come over , and when he gets there i 'm going to lower the boom . chad : valerie , just wait a second . valerie : you know what , whitney , thank you so much for clueing me in . i owe you . whitney : oh , that takes a load off of my mind . what 's wrong ? chad : nothing . whitney : well , you 're still upset that i told valerie , are n't you ? chad : no , no , baby , i just was thinking about something i had to do at the office . whitney : but what about dinner , honey ? chad : look , you go ahead and feed miles . we 'll eat when i get back . i wo n't be that long , ok ? chad : i 've got to stop valerie from confronting vincent or whitney 's and my life is over . chris : i ca n't lie to myself anymore , sheridan , and neither should you . in your heart , you 're married to luis . i love you with all that is good in my heart , but it 's still not good enough . i 'll always be your second choice . sheridan : no . you are not my second choice . please do n't go . do n't leave me . look , luis is my past . you and james are my present , my future , my everything . chris : if only that were true . sheridan : it is true . you have to believe me . chris : look , i believe that you love james , and you 've been an incredible mother to him , but that 's not the problem . the problem is us . sheridan : i love you . my love for you is as strong as my love for james . you have to believe me . yes , it 's been hard for me to deal with luis moving on , especially with fancy , but i will do whatever it takes , whatever you want me to do just to not lose you and james . no , i saved james ' life and he helped me to get my life back . and then you came along and you taught me to love again . and i love you so much . please , if you love me , you will give me a chance to prove that i can be the wife that you want , the wife that you deserve . chris : i do n't want to leave you , sheridan . sheridan : then please do n't go . please , chris , do n't leave me . please do n't go . fancy : this is awful , mother . luis is being railroaded straight to death row and he did n't do anything wrong . ivy : no , well , it is unsettling . fancy : `` unsettling `` ? i could lose the man i love . ivy : oh , honey . just try to think positive thoughts . fancy : ok , what if ethan 's father were in luis ' shoes ? would you be content to think positive thoughts ? ivy : no . no , i would n't . i 'm sorry , i do n't mean to sound dismissive . it 's just theresa . she 's managed to make a mess of everything again . if she just would 've stayed away from ethan like the blackmailer said , none of this would be happening . fancy : ok , i 'm too worried about luis to think about blame right now . ivy : you 're right , there will be plenty of time for that later . fancy : mother . ivy : well -- oh . i 'm sorry , honey , i 'm sorry . i love you , i do , and i want you to be happy , and i really , really hope that luis at least gets a reprieve . but in the meantime , would you be really hurt and hate me if i just stepped out for a while ? fancy : no , pilar and kay are here . julian : well , your miguel problem is about to be over . once he 's sent away to prison , dr. gasparro will cure you and you can get on with your life with kay . fox : kay ? why do n't you come sit next to me , sweetheart ? kay : actually , i 'm going to sit with pilar . she 's maria 's grandmother and she could lose the two sons she has left . pilar : no thanks to alistair for having my antonio killed . julian : kay , why do n't you go sit with pilar ? i think it would be fine with you , would n't it , son ? fox : sure . julian : oh , st. pilar . i wonder when the pope finally makes it official what she 'll be saint of , housekeeping or bad mothers . fox : pilar 's a great mother . she did n't fail her family . it 's we cranes that did them in . julian : oh , please , not you , too . fox : hey , it 's true . julian : whatever , as you kids say , but i must say in my defense i 've made up for my shortcomings by helping you to hold onto kay forever , am i not ? fox : maybe . but , you know , i think the blackmailer 's got you beat . he or she is the one that really put the nails in luis and miguel 's coffin . theresa : i know . are you sure that 's charged ? ethan : it 's charged . theresa : ok . so what happens if your paralegal does n't call you with the information you need before judge reilly reconvenes court ? ethan : do n't worry about it . i 'm going to take care of this , ok , i promise . theresa : ok . theresa : oh , my god , the hearing is about to start . ethan : it 's all right . kevin has always come through for me . theresa : always ? ethan : he has so far . bailiff : all rise . court is now in session , the honorable james e. reilly presiding . [ phone beeps ] theresa : i hope that 's kevin with good news . judge reilly : you may be seated . theresa : what 's it say ? ethan : it says just what i thought . kevin found a couple cases where a judge tried to forgo the juries rendering sentence after a defendant was found guilty , and in each case , the judge was stopped by the defense appealing to the governor . theresa : so that 's good , right ? ethan : that 's very good , theresa . that means that i can get reilly to stop what he 's doing right now and we 'll have enough time for an appeal . theresa : there 's hope . ethan : yeah . paloma : it 's raining . noah : hmm , so it is . paloma : noah , i ca n't do this . i 'm on duty . noah : well , you 're just waiting for a delivery and i 'm helping you stay alert . paloma : nice try , but i have to be professional . noah : oh , you 're a professional at kissing . come here . paloma : another nice try , but you have to go . noah : i ca n't , remember ? my car wo n't start , so -- paloma : ok , i 'll help you find some jumper cables and then i 'll give you a good charge . noah : you already have . excuse me , come here . whoa . sheridan : please , let me prove to you how much i love you , how committed i am to you . chris : i did n't plan on falling in love with you , sheridan , but i did . and leaving is n't what i want , but -- sheridan : then do n't . give me another chance . i promise you wo n't be sorry . [ phone rings ] sheridan : let me get that . it could be ethan calling about luis . hello ? oh , my god . thank you for calling . chris : what is it ? sheridan : judge reilly reconvened court to sentence luis and miguel . the nerve of that man , denying luis and miguel due process . reporter : this is paul marte with wdrt news , reporting live from harmony 's courthouse , where the fate of luis and miguel lopez - fitzgerald is about to be decided in what can only be called a shocking use of judicial power . sheridan : oh , luis , luis . ethan : i can do it , i can stop judge reilly from sentencing your brothers without due process . theresa : thank you , god . [ judge pounds gavel ] judge reilly : order . order in the court . i hereby sentence convicted felons luis and miguel lopez - fitzgerald -- ethan : hold on , judge . excuse me . judge reilly : oh , do sit down and shut up . ethan : no , you ca n't do this . judge reilly : watch me . ethan : judge , as we speak , my staff is filing an ex parte motion to make sure that you are stopped from sentencing my clients without jury deliberation . judge reilly : details , details . ethan : case law takes a harsher view , your honor . you see , other judges have attempted to do what you 're trying to do right now , and they 've all been stopped by governors who have sided with the defense . [ cheers ] judge reilly : all right , be quiet ! it 's not a movie of the week . fancy 's voice : ethan came through . kay : the tide 's turning in our favor . judge reilly : i am well aware of the case law that you are citing , counselor , and you are correct , in each case , the governor has blocked the judge from proceeding . theresa 's voice : we 've won . we beat the blackmailer . judge reilly : which is why i have obtained approval from our governor before reconvening this court . ethan : what are you talking about ? judge reilly : see for yourself . the governor has sided with me . i have written authorization to proceed with the sentencing . ethan : oh , my god , are you kidding me ? judge reilly : gotcha . ethan : this -- even so -- judge reilly : now just sit down and be quiet . one more word out of you and i will find you in contempt . is that clear ? theresa : is he for real ? ethan : yeah . judge reilly : all right . now , as to the sentencing of convicted felons luis and miguel lopez - fitzgerald , i am ready to declare their fates . julian : this is it . adios , miguel and luis . tabitha : help me , help me , help me , timmy . help your princess do what 's right for endora . tabitha : i love you , timmy . i love you with all my heart . timmy : really , tabby ? tabitha : yes , lad . a million times , yes . timmy : timmy did n't know his princess could feel that way about anybody . tabitha : neither did i . you 've changed my life , lad , for the better . i love you . timmy : timmy loves his princess , too . tabitha : thank you , timmy . thank you . you taught me how to love . you taught me how to love freely . so i know what i have to do . i do love endora . i truly -- i truly do love endora . and i have to love her enough to let her go . tabitha : it 's hard . it 's hard , timmy . it 's as hard as it was to let you go . noah : whoa , man , that rain came out of nowhere . paloma : i know , i 'm soaked . noah : me , too . paloma : well , the cranes always keep a fire in the living room . noah : ok . paloma : so call the garage , tell them about your car while i get some towels for us to dry off with . noah : ok . paloma : the sooner we get out of these wet clothes , the better . noah : i love the way that woman thinks . oh , my god . chad : oh , man . i hope i 'm not too late to stop valerie from telling vincent she knows about the affair . if she does , all hell 's going to break loose . valerie : vincent , you bastard ! vincent : shut up , valerie . valerie : the hell i will ! i know you 're cheating on me . vincent : says who ? valerie : whitney , that 's who . chad : damn it . valerie : now get out of my sight . it 's over between us . vincent : i 'll tell you when it 's over , bitch , and we are far from finished . valerie : you 're crazy . vincent : crazy ? i 'll show you crazy . [ valerie screams ] vincent : had enough ? chad : oh , my god . valerie : stop , let me go ! you 're hurting me ! vincent : i 'm just getting started . valerie : no , no ! chad : vincent 's going to kill valerie . reporter : i 'm now being told that the governor has given judge reilly permission to sentence miguel and luis lopez - fitzgerald tonight , without the jury or district attorney being present . sheridan : oh , my god . james : mommy . sheridan : james . james : daddy and i are leaving now . sheridan : but i thought -- chris : from the moment you got that call , it was as if i never existed . sheridan : no , i was just -- chris : james , we need to get going . say goodbye to your mother . sheridan : james . james : it 's ok , mommy . do n't cry . daddy and i will be back soon . sheridan : i wish you and your daddy were n't leaving . james : daddy said we 're helping you by leaving . sheridan : i just want you to know from the moment i saw you in that park , i fell in love with you , and i will always love you . james : i love you , too , mommy . sheridan : i want you to listen to me . i want you to be a good boy and listen to your daddy , and know that i will always be thinking of you , ok ? james : i will . sheridan : ok . chris : hey , james ? why do n't you take your bag out to the car . i 'll be right there , ok ? sheridan : please do n't do this . do n't leave me . chris : be fair , sheridan . you left me the moment you knew luis was n't dead after all . sheridan : i 'm so sorry . chris : i am , too . chris : goodbye , sheridan . be happy and be well . sheridan : you , too . chris : goodbye , my love . tabitha : yes , timmy , yes . you have made it very clear . endora ? mummy 's been thinking . maybe i 'm wrong to try and keep you here at home with me . maybe you should go to preschool . tabitha : yes , sweet pea . maybe it 'd be nice for you to play with some little mortal children . tabitha : well , then , preschool it is . what 's the matter ? tabitha : oh , do n't worry about that . mummy will fix it . we 'll get those blue bloods back from the school board and convince them that you would be perfect for their precious paul revere preschool . tabitha : i love you , too , sweet pea . we both do . valerie : vincent , stop it ! vincent : you 'll pay for this , valerie . nobody breaks up with me . valerie : stop , i ca n't take anymore ! chad : god , i got to do something before vincent kills valerie . vincent ! open this door or i 'm breaking it down ! noah : thank you . paloma : come , get out of those wet clothes . noah : hmm . well , far be it for me to argue with an officer of the law . you are so beautiful . paloma : and you are soaking wet . noah : oh . hmm . sheridan : i 've lost everything -- luis , marty , my baby with chris , chris himself , james . all i ever wanted was love . i had that with chris and luis . and now i 've lost chris . and luis could be set to lose his life . judge reilly : in the matter of the state versus miguel lopez - fitzgerald , you have been found guilty of attempted murder . and you are hereby sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole . kay : no . judge reilly : order . [ judge pounds gavel ] judge reilly : order . in the matter of the state versus luis lopez - fitzgerald , you have been found guilty of two counts of rape , two murders , arson . and for these heinous crimes , you will be sentenced to death by lethal injection , and the execution will happen as quickly as possible . [ next_on ] pilar : this ca n't be happening . this ca n't be happening , mijo . theresa : my brothers are innocent . pilar : please , i beg of you , you ca n't do this ! judge reilly : bailiff ! sheridan : i 've got to stop this madness . luis ca n't die . chad : now you 've had it , vincent .
tabitha sees that endora is sad and wonders if she wants to go to the preschool . she remembers all of her times with timmy . she asks for his guidance and eventually tells endora that she can go to the school . valerie rushes off to confront vincent and chad goes to stop her . he gets to the apartment and hears the two arguing and vincent hurting valerie . chad tries to get in to stop him . paloma and noah kiss in the rain and become soaked . they go in and get out of their wet clothes and begin kissing . sheridan ca n't believe chris is leaving . she and james say goodbye and they leave . sheridan is heartbroken . ethan tries to stop the judge but he has written approval to go on with the sentencing . he sentences miguel to life in prison without parole and luis to death by lethal injection .
gwen : did dr. russell say how long she 'd be ? ethan : no , just that she had to check on someone in the e.r . gwen : but , honey , she could be in the e.r . for hours . why ca n't we just go in and just say hi ? ethan : because eve asked us to wait and they want to make sure that all the preparations are done for the implantation , ok ? gwen : i know , i know , i understand . i 'm just so anxious to see how heather 's doing . i mean , honey , she is about to become pregnant with our baby ! ethan : i know , i know , i 'm excited , too , but you got to keep your cool , got to keep your cool , ok ? this could take a while , all right ? gwen : oh , oh . fox 's voice : i hope dr. russell 's in emergency long enough for theresa to get those eggs implanted in her so she can get the hell out of here . whitney : fox . fox : hey . whitney : what are you doing here ? fox : um , i came to talk to your mom , actually . whitney : really ? fox : yeah . whitney : well , so did i . do you have any idea where she is ? fox : yeah , they called her into emergency . whitney : oh . hey , do you know why ethan and gwen are here ? fox : yeah . come here . so ethan and gwen are here because their surrogate is about ready to be implanted , except it 's not their surrogate in there , it 's theresa . whitney : what ? fox : shh ! i 've been tap‑dancing out here for about a half an hour trying to keep her from getting caught . whitney : ok , why is theresa in there instead of the surrogate ? fox : she 's bound and determined to have gwen 's eggs implanted inside of her body . whitney : what ? fox : yeah . whitney : is she crazy ? fox : shh ! yes , of course she 's crazy , yes ! but i told her i 'd help her , so that 's why i 'm trying to keep people from going in there , you know ? whitney : my god , if gwen finds out about this , theresa is dead . fox : bingo . theresa : excuse me , doctor ? how long does this procedure usually take ? doctor : why , you got a train to catch ? theresa : no . no , no , just , you know , i 'm just kind of curious , that 's all , if this is , like , an all‑night thing or a few hours or a couple of minutes , you know ? doctor : well , it 's hard to tell . the procedure itself is pretty complicated , but it should n't take all night , that 's for sure . theresa : oh , that 's good , that 's good . that 's real good . theresa 's voice : i have to have gwen 's eggs implanted in me before gwen finds out . please , fox , keep them outside just a little while longer . gwen : honey , i just do n't see why we have to wait . i 'm going to go in there . i promised heather we would be there for the procedure . i do n't want to disappoint her . ethan : no , no , no , eve said for us to wait . gwen : no , i 'm going in , honey . ethan : honey ‑‑ theresa : so is there any way that we can speed this up , because i 'm kind of anxious to get the procedure over with . sheridan : luis , we can not kiss like this . i 'm married to antonio . luis : but you do feel drawn to me . because deep down you know that i 'm the man you truly love . sheridan : i used to love you . i love antonio now . luis : no , sheridan . you 're just confused , ok , because alistair and dr. ackland did something to you that made you forget that you love me . sheridan : how can that be ? i do n't understand . luis : well , of course you do n't , sheridan . you were brainwashed . i 'm going to prove alistair did this . i 'm going to prove that he is behind everything , and there 's nothing he can do to stop me . alistair : what are you waiting for , antonio ? shoot him . luis will never leave your wife alone . he 'll always be trying to manipulate her to make her think she loves him , not you . kill him ! antonio : i know . i know he 'll never give up . he 's stubborn like that . alistair : yes , you know your brother well . he 'll keep after her until he gets her to leave you . my daughter 's mind is fragile . do n't let luis take her away from you ! antonio : why ca n't he just leave us alone ? why ca n't he accept the fact that she chose me ? alistair : because he thinks that he 's better than you . his ego wo n't let him accept you as sheridan 's choice . look at him . he 's going to kiss her again . he 'll be making love to her again if you do n't do something ! antonio : like hell he will , because i 'm going to keep him away from my wife , forever . fox : hey , honey , how 's it going ? theresa : hi . it 's good . doctor : uh , excuse me , who are you ? fox : just wanted to see how my heather was doing . theresa : i 'm fine , sweetheart . i 'm just fine . fox : good . theresa : i 'm just anxious to get this over with . is it ok if he 's in here with me , just for a second ? doctor : well , ok , but just for a minute or so . we still have prep work to do . fox : ok , thank you . theresa : thank you . fox : you have no idea how close you just were to having gwen and ethan walk in here just now . theresa : oh , my god . oh , my god , fox , how did you stop them ? fox : i did n't . i did n't do anything . there was a nurse that walked by and wanted them to fill out some papers . theresa : ok . well , thanks to the nurse , thanks to the nurse , but you know what , my plan ‑‑ it 's almost about to work , it 's almost about to work , it is . fox : theresa , your plan is crazy , ok ? i wish you 'd just tell the nurse that you changed your mind and you want to go home . theresa : no , no , i ca n't do that because once i have gwen 's eggs implanted in me , then i can force her to give me my child back . fox : oh , once gwen finds out what you 've done , she 's going to go postal . theresa : i know , i know , but i can handle this , ok , because nothing 's going to stop me from doing this . fox : ok . ok , as long as you know there 's going to be hell to pay . theresa : i know . fox : ok , i 'm going to go back outside and make sure nobody comes back in here , ok ? theresa : ok . thank you for being here . fox : come on , we 're a team , right ? theresa : yes . fox : i 'll go back out there and i 'm going to do my best . theresa : ok . fox : i just hope you survive the fallout when gwen finds out what you 've done . theresa : yeah , but hopefully it 'll be too late by then . you know , if i have gwen 's eggs implanted in me , then she wo n't be able to do anything except give me my child back . fox : good luck . theresa : all right . thanks fox : bye . hey . gwen and ethan back yet ? whitney : well ‑‑ ethan : we 're back . fox : hey . gwen : what are you guys doing here ? fox : well , you know , like i said , we came to talk to dr. russell . i mean , she 's ‑‑ whitney : yeah , yeah , as you can see , she 's , you know , very busy with that surrogate procedure e. and by the way , you guys , i 'm really happy for you . gwen : thank you . ethan : thanks . gwen : you know , i just ca n't wait for this whole thing to be over and just to know that heather is carrying our baby . it 's ‑‑ it 's a miracle . ethan : mm‑hmm . whitney : oh , it is . it is a miracle , yes . gwen : whitney , you should meet our surrogate , heather . she is ‑‑ she 's an absolute angel . ethan : she is a saint . alistair : you did it . you shot luis . good man ! sheridan : what was that ? it sounded like a gunshot . luis : what happened ? sheridan : oh , my god . luis ! antonio : my brother . what have i done ? alistair : you killed him , that 's what . you had to do it , antonio . you had to kill your brother . sheridan : luis ? god , luis , can you hear me ? oh , god ! luis , please ! sheridan : antonio , come quick ! luis has been shot ! antonio : what have i done to my brother ? alistair : your brother was trying to steal your wife , antonio . look out there . look at sheridan . she 's beside herself . luis was pulling her in closer and closer to believing his lies . you could 've lost her . you did the right thing . antonio : i 've got to go out there . my brother ‑‑ he still may be alive . [ alistair chuckles ] alistair : so you were going to bring me down , were you , luis ? you broke into my office , stole my confidential files , and vowed to destroy me . but i said i would stop you , and i did . you 're dead , and the house of crane is safe . antonio : sheridan ? sheridan : antonio , thank god . you 've got to call 911 . somebody shot luis . we have to get an ambulance . he could be dying . what are you doing ? do n't just stand there ! go get help ! call 911 ! we 've got to save him ! what are you doing with that gun ? antonio : i did n't mean to . i ‑‑ i did n't want ‑‑ i was n't trying to kill him . sheridan : oh , my god . antonio , you shot luis . you could have murdered your own brother ! sam : ivy ? ivy : sam . oh . oh , sorry . you startled me . sam : what 's wrong ? you seem nervous . ivy : oh , i am nervous and excited . the implantation should be going on right about now . sam : implantation ? ivy : oh . gwen and ethan 's baby . their surrogate is scheduled to be implanted at the hospital today . sam : wow , that 's exciting . ivy : yeah . sam : i know how much they want to start a family . ivy : oh , i know . of course , the doctor says the procedure does n't always work the first time , but i just pray it does , you know ? sam , we could be grandparents ! of course , you already are a grandfather thanks to kay 's little maria , but this will be our grandchild . grandchild . oh , i could be a grandmother . oh , i never thought i 'd be excited about that , but i am ! sam : you 'll be the prettiest grandmother in harmony . ivy : oh , thank you , sam . wow , you know , it seems like it was yesterday that ethan was just a baby and i was rocking him and singing to him and watching him take his first step . sam : sorry i was n't there for that . ivy : so am i. oh , ethan and gwen deserve this so much . they were so devastated after they lost sarah . sam : yeah , we all were . ivy : losing a baby ‑‑ it 's very hard , but for poor gwen to find out that she could n't have any other children , thanks to theresa‑‑ sam : we do n't know that , ivy . ivy : theresa and gwen got into a fight when they were in l.a. theresa pushed gwen when she was nine months pregnant . sam : theresa said it was an accident . ivy : oh , that bitch would say anything to get her claws into ethan again‑‑ anything ! oh , no . oh , oh . sam : what ? ivy : i just thought of something . what if theresa found out about the procedure ? what if she 's gone to the hospital ? sam : why would she go to the hospital ? ivy : she knows that a baby would bond ethan and gwen together forever , and that is the last thing she wants . sam : look , why would she do that ? why would she go ? ivy : i don't‑‑ i do n't know . to do something to stop the procedure . sam : look , there is no way that 's going to happen . it 's impossible , ok ? the procedure 's going to go on as planned . ivy : oh . ooh . sam : what 's wrong ? you cold ? ivy : no , no , i just ‑‑ i got that feeling you get , you know , like someone 's walking over your grave ‑‑ and who else would that be but theresa . sam : ok , i think you 're overreacting . ivy : maybe . maybe not . no , i 'm going to go to the hospital . sam : what ? why ? ivy : to make sure theresa 's not there . sam : ok . now i know you 're overreacting . ok , i just want you to just stay here . everything is going to be fine . the implantation is going to be a great success , and nine months from now , we can all call you grandma . ivy : ok . ivy : no . i am going to make sure everything is ok . i will not allow theresa to interfere yet again with gwen and ethan 's happiness . theresa : so how much longer will this procedure take ? doctor : well , we 're going as fast as we can . these things have to be done with great precision and care . theresa : yeah , i 'm sure . i 'm just really anxious to be pregnant with gwen and ethan winthrop 's baby . doctor : you will soon , my dear , because we are ready to go on to the next step . theresa : oh , great . that 's great . gwen : honey , i just wish dr. russell would get back . i am so anxious to talk to heather and make sure everything 's still going ok . ethan : she said that she would come as soon as she can . fox : are you guys sure you want to see the surrogate now ? you want to distract her ? you know , she 's probably got a million things on her plate . whitney : that 's true . ethan : fox , what is it to you ? you seem awfully determined to have us not see heather . what 's going on ? fox : that 's not it . i do n't care . i 'm just saying . whitney : fox here is probably sensitive to the surrogate 's situation . that 's what it is , right ? fox : yeah , yeah . gwen : look , i do n't want to be rude here , ok , but this is just so none of your business . you know , heather is completely expecting us to be here and be supportive , and , fox , if we want to go see her , we 're going to see her . fox : ok , you 're right , i guess . you know , it 's none of my business , so ‑‑ gwen : all right . whitney : oh . fox : we 'd better stay close . whitney : yeah , because gwen is about to tear theresa limb from limb and we 're going to have to pick up the pieces . gwen : oh , god . oh , god ! everything 's all right . gwen : oh , god . doctor : excuse me . who are you ? ethan : we 're the biological parents of the baby you 're implanting . i 'm ethan . this is gwen winthrop . gwen : yeah , where did heather go ? i mean , she did n't change her mind , did she ? god , please , please , please tell me she did n't change her mind . ethan : can tell us where she is ? doctor : you can both just relax . she is just next door in the implantation room . gwen : she is ? ethan : already ? doctor : well , yes . they 're just waiting for the doctor to show up , and then they 'll begin the procedure . gwen : we just ‑‑ we really wanted to see her before the procedure . we wanted to tell her how much we love her for what she 's doing for us . ethan : so can you tell her for us ? doctor : well , of course , but ‑‑ fox : well , this is great , huh ? huh ? congratulations , you two ! i 'm going to buy you dinner . gwen : fox , what are you ‑‑ doctor : i was just about to say you can go in and tell her yourself , if you 'd like to . gwen : we can ? doctor : yeah , sure . i 'll just go and tell the nurse that you 'll be coming in . ethan : thank you . gwen : seriously‑‑ ethan : honey , honey . fox , we appreciate your enthusiasm , but i think we can handle it from here . gwen : yeah , thank you very much for your concern . thanks . fox : ok , well , listen , if you find dr. russell , tell her that we 're looking for her , ok ? whitney : yeah . ethan : we will . whitney : bye . gwen and ethan : bye . fox : well , theresa 's busted . whitney : i think you 're right . i think she 's definitely out of luck this time . nurse : all right . the lab tech told me that the biological parents are in the next room asking to see you . theresa : now ? ok , well , are n't we kind of , you know , ready to implant the eggs ? nurse : not until dr. simmons gets here . so you can take a few minutes to talk to them . theresa : oh , gosh , you know , i do n't know . you know , i just kind of ‑‑ i thought that i would wait till after the eggs were implanted . nurse : why ? is there some reason you do n't want to see the biological parents ? it 's a highly emotional time for them , too , you know . theresa : yeah , i know . ok . nurse : i 'll bring them in . theresa : ok . thanks . oh , no . how am i going to stop ethan and gwen from seeing me ? gwen : i do n't think i was this excited when i found out i was pregnant . ethan : i know , i 'm excited , too . gwen : oh , honey , i just wish i could go to sleep and wake up in nine months . i do n't think i can stand the waiting . ethan : well , you just try to enjoy it , ok ? remember , this is your virtual pregnancy , so you have to wait nine months just like heather does , ok ? gwen : thank you for making me feel like such an important part of this . ethan : well , we 're both a part of this . this is our baby . gwen : our baby . ethan : yeah . gwen : oh , i just wonder what heather 's thinking right now . [ heather groans ] gwen : what was that ? ethan : sounded like it came from the closet . sheridan : antonio , what have you done ? why ? antonio : i did n't mean to . is he ‑‑ is he still ‑‑ sheridan : yes , he 's alive . i 'm getting a pulse , but it 's very faint . i 'm going to call for help ! luis : sheridan . sheridan : oh , luis . thank god you 're alive ! your head . are you ok ? luis : i think so . i heard a gunshot . sheridan : here . luis : it sounded like someone hit me in the head with a hammer . sheridan : you 're lucky . looks like it just grazed your scalp . it 's not deep . oh , thank god . luis : this just looks worse than it is , huh ? sheridan : luis , thank god you 're alive . i was so scared . alistair : he 's not dead . what is it with this guy ? has he got nine lives ? damn it ! i 'll have to find another way to stop luis from exposing all my secrets . luis : if there 's a sniper out , we got to get you inside . antonio : get your hands off my wife . sheridan : what ? luis : you shot me ? antonio : get away from sheridan . luis : what are you going too ? what , are you going to shoot me again , huh ? your own brother ? she loves me , antonio . sheridan may be married to you , but she loves me . antonio : get away from my wife . sheridan : no . no ! stop it ! no , stop it , you two ! nurse : mr. winthrop ? ethan : yeah ? nurse : mrs. winthrop ? you can see your surrogate now , if you 'd like . gwen : oh , wonderful ! honey , we can see heather . let 's go . ethan : actually , i thought i heard something in there . should i check it out or ‑‑ nurse : oh , this part of the hospital 's old . it 's probably just some noise in the pipes . ethan : it stopped . gwen : ok , let 's go . theresa : oh , god , how am i going to stop ethan and gwen from seeing that i 'm not heather ? nurse : your surrogate 's in there . gwen : ok . nurse : i 'll be right back . gwen : hi , heather . ethan : it 's gwen and ethan . gwen : um , how are you doing ? are you feeling ok ? theresa : [ disguised voice ] i 'm fine . i just look awful . i do n't want anyone to see me . gwen : heather , is that you ? your voice sounds different . heather ? whitney : you know , theresa 's my best friend and i love her , but what she 's doing is totally nuts . fox : i tried to talk her out of it , whitney . whitney : oh , fox , trust me , i do n't blame you because i know once theresa gets one of those crazy ideas in her head , there 's no talking her out of it . fox : she 's just so desperate to get little ethan back , that 's all . whitney : yeah , but this is n't the way to go about it . i mean , one of those eggs being implanted in her will be a human being . theresa is trying to play god . she 's using people as bargaining chips . it 's not right . fox : look , whitney , you ca n't justify that to her , ok ? in fact , she feels justified in anything that she does right now as long as it means her getting little ethan back . whitney : well , you know what , i know that i ca n't talk theresa out of doing what she 's doing , but i think i need to tell ethan and gwen what 's going on here . fox : no , whitney , hey , come on ‑‑ whitney : no , come on . what she 's doing is horrible . fox : all right , look , maybe , ok ? but i 've done some pretty crazy things in my life , whitney , and i never had to worry about my best friend ratting me out . look , all i 'm saying is theresa is never going to forgive you if you tell gwen or ethan , ever . whitney : ok , ok , so how am i supposed to draw the line between friendship and doing the right thing ? i think ethan and gwen deserve to know that theresa is about to do something horrible , and i need to tell her . fox : look , ok , maybe what she 's doing is horrible right now , ok , but think about all the horrible things that gwen 's done to theresa , not the least of which is adopting her son . my god . and think about all the horrible things that gwen 's mom has done to theresa recently . she destroyed her entire family . she took away all their jobs , she took away the family home . that 's horrible . whitney : ok , so that makes what theresa 's doing ok ? fox : no , i 'm not saying that , whitney . i 'm just saying that theresa feels justified , ok ? and i 'll tell you something ‑‑ i saw that look in her eye , ok ? it 's the same look that i 've seen in alistair 's eyes when somebody goes up against the cranes . she 's not going to back down . she 's going to do whatever she has to do to defend her family , period . sheridan : antonio , luis , stop it ! stop fighting ! alistair : the gun is right there , antonio . pick it up . finish the job . kill him ! sheridan : look , if you 're going to hit each other again , you 're going to have to go through me to do it ! alistair : damn it , antonio , do n't stop . pick up the gun and do it ! antonio : i want you to get out of here . i want you off these grounds . i do n't want to ever see you near my wife again . luis : yeah , she 's not going to be your wife for long because now i 've got proof ‑‑ proof that alistair and ackland did something to her in that psych ward . antonio : oh , yeah ? what kind of proof ? you mean those c.d 's that you faked ? luis : faked ? they 're not fake . how 'd you know the evidence was on c.d 's ? antonio : never mind that . i know that you would tell sheridan any kind of lie you could just to try to take her away from me . luis : i do n't need to lie . i 've got proof . as soon as i decode those c.d 's , sheridan 's going to know she was brainwashed , then she 's going to want to be back with me . antonio : oh , that 's bull . luis : you 're scared . you know what ? you should be scared . that 's why you took a shot at me , because you know in your heart that sheridan wants to be with me . antonio : you 're a liar . luis : and you 're panicked , too , are n't you ? yeah , you think that sheridan 's going to be with me , and you know what , she is . yeah , what are you looking for there ? huh ? your gun ? or should i say alistair 's gun ? sheridan : is that true , antonio ? was it my father 's gun ? luis : yeah , that 's right . it was alistair 's gun , was n't it ? sheridan : how can that be ? why would antonio have his gun ? luis : he gave it to you . he put you up to this , huh ? antonio : luis ‑‑ luis , you shut up . you just shut up and you get the hell out of here before i call security . sheridan : wait a minute . antonio , is that true ? did my father have you try to kill luis with his gun ? luis : yeah , it 's true . alistair tried to shoot me earlier and missed , just like antonio missed now . hey , where is it , antonio ? huh ? where 's the gun ? alistair : if antonio wo n't finish the job , i will . when lying was an option- damn ! luis : the gun 's got to be around here somewhere . where is it ? what , did you kick it out of the way or something , sheridan ? sheridan : no . antonio : luis , why do n't you just leave right now . i 'm not going to tell you again . get out of here ! sheridan , come on , let 's go inside . sheridan : antonio , no . you tried to kill luis and i want to know why . antonio : look at him . he 's crazy . you ca n't believe anything he says . and if i did take a shot at him , it was just to scare him away . sheridan : you could 've killed him . the bleeding seems to have stopped . you going to be ok ? antonio : he 's going to be fine . come on . sheridan . luis : sheridan , you 'll see soon enough ! the both of you ! i 'm going to get proof ! you 'll see i 'm the man that you want to be with , that you love me . [ door slams ] luis : i 'm not giving up on you , sheridan . luis : what 's the matter , alistair , huh ? what , you out of bullets ? i knew you were behind this , and you 're going to pay . whitney : i know that rebecca was being vindictive towards theresa and her whole family ‑‑ i get that ‑‑ but , you know , she 's your stepmom . maybe you could talk to her , get her to back off a little bit . fox : no , no , look , i know that she 's married to my father , but he and i are hardly close , plus when it comes to morality , he 's not what i would call the go‑to guy , you know . whitney : well , exactly , because he 's having an affair with my mom . please . fox : whitney , look , whatever is happening or is n't happening between my father and your mother , it does n't matter because my father can not help us when it comes to rebecca . whitney : well , fox , i 'm sorry , i still think that ethan and gwen desveve to know that theresa is stealing their baby and holding it hostage . i mean , that 's just flat out wrong . fox : do n't tell them . it 's a bad idea . whitney : i 'm not going to be like my lying mother , fox . i have a conscience and i have to live with it . look , i know that i ca n't stop theresa from doing what she 's doing , but i can tell gwen what 's going on and maybe stop her from killing theresa , because that 's exactly what gwen 's going to do when she does find out . i 'm sure of that . theresa : [ disguised voice ] of course it 's heather . i just ‑‑ well , you know , it 's like i said , i look a mess . i do n't want anyone to see me . gwen : heather , i ca n't imagine you looking that bad . ethan : honey , hey , you know how you are when you have a bad hair day , right ? it 's ok . gwen : yeah . ethan : honey , her hormones might be raging now right now . gwen : ok , ok . heather , that 's fine . if you do n't want to see us , i 'm not going to push it . i just came here because , god , i just want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for what are you doing for us . theresa : oh , bless your heart . i know it 's an important day for both of you . gwen : i mean , heather , this is probably the most important day in our lives , and i just ‑‑ i ca n't thank you enough for your generosity and your love in giving our precious baby a nest to grow in . ethan : it 's a dream come true for us , heather . gwen : heather , when i found out that i could never have another baby , i was completely destroyed , and now , because of you , i have hopes that one day i am going to be able to hold my very own baby in my arms . ethan : not one day . in nine months , right ? gwen : oh . sweetheart , i just ca n't wait to see the look on your face when you hold our baby in your arms for the first time . ethan : i ca n't wait to see your face . it 's going to be a great day . gwen : heather , i just ‑‑ excuse me . heather , i just ‑‑ i have to thank you , heather . i ‑‑ i just have to thank you for this incredible gift that you are giving us . thank you so much . i am going to just go to the ladies ' room for a minute , ok ? ethan : are you ok ? gwen : yes , i just need to stop in for a minute . i 'll be right back . ethan : ok . it 's just you and me , heather . i guess you 're probably anxious to get this over with . i hope you know how grateful that we are , heather . i mean , i 'm particularly grateful to you for what you 're doing for gwen . she 's just been through so much heartache , and she 's a good woman . she deserves to be happy . theresa : [ normal voice ] yeah , she 's so good , she stole my child . ethan : what was that ? theresa : ahem . ahem . ethan : you all right ? theresa : [ disguised voice ] just clearing my throat . ethan : i 'm sorry , i just wanted you to know that you 're not ‑‑ you 're not just giving us a gift of a precious life , heather , you 're actually ‑‑ you 're kind of saving a marriage , actually . theresa : oh ? ethan : yeah , there was ‑‑ see , we had a baby that died at birth , and it was kind of my fault . oh , there was another woman , a woman that i loved before gwen and i were married . problem is even after we were married , i still could n't stop thinking about this other woman . and i love this other woman very much . she showed me so many things i never knew existed before . she was ‑‑ she was exciting , she was dangerous , she was wonderful at the same time . well , we always seemed to get stopped when we tried to get married somehow . just when i thought we 'd made it to the altar , would n't you know it , gwen‑‑ gwen found out she was pregnant . we‑‑ we got married . and i love her with all my heart . i do . i love gwen so much . it 's just that i ca n't stop thinking about this other woman and what might have been . gwen : hello ? ivy : hi , gwen . it 's ivy . have they started the implantation yet ? gwen : no , not yet . why ? ivy : well , i know this is going to sound a little strange , but i just had a premonition that theresa might try to interfere with the implantation . gwen : a premonition ? is n't that more in charity 's line ? ivy : i know , i know it sounds crazy , but you know how devious theresa is . there 's no telling what she would do . gwen , you really have got ‑‑ you 've got to watch out for her . gwen : ivy , calm down . she 's not here . believe me , i would kill her before i let her interfere . there is nothing she can do . ivy : i know . i 'm just ‑‑ i 'm still worried . i know how much you and ethan love this baby , and if theresa is any way involved , it 's not going to happen because she destroys everything she touches . gwen : ivy , everything 's fine , except i have been a little weepy lately because i 've been so happy . but really , really stop worrying . ivy : ok , i 'll try . i just want you and ethan to get your wish , that 's all . ok , i love you . bye . oh , maybe i am losing it . but my premonition of danger was just really strong . whitney : ok . fox : whitney ? do n't tell her . whitney : i ca n't let theresa get implanted with ethan and gwen 's baby . it 's wrong . hey , gwen ? can i talk to you for just a second ? gwen : oh , whit , i 'm not in the best shape right now to listen . whitney : i 'm sorry . i mean , i do n't mean to bother you , but it 's very important . gwen : ok . what do ‑‑ what do you need to talk to me about ? whitney : it 's about theresa . antonio : sheridan , look , i 'm really sorry my brother keeps coming around and bothering you like that . sheridan : is what luis said true ? i mean , did my father try to get you to kill luis ? antonio : your father wants what 's best for you , and he thinks i 'm best for you . sheridan : but what if luis is right ? antonio : what if he 's right about what ? sheridan : this business about dr. ackland brainwashing me . what if luis is right ? antonio : sheridan , sheridan , how could he be right ? do you ever think that i would let anything happen to you like that ? luis is just trying to manipulate you , just like he 's always been doing . sheridan : you 're probably right . but luis said he has proof . antonio : he has no proof . i hate to say it , but my brother 's crazy . that does n't mean that i do n't think that he 's in love with you . i 'm sure that he is . but it 's made him lose all touch with reality . you and i were meant to be together . we were together in a past life , we 're together in this life . we are going to be together forever . ok ? alistair : what are you going to do , luis , beat me up , kill me ? go ahead . make my day . but know this ‑‑ you will not bring down the house of crane . i will stop you . luis : ahah . you think you can stop me ? you 'd better think again , slimebag , because your house is coming down , and i 'm going to be the one to do it . yeah , that 's right , every dirty , rotten secret , everything you 've ever done is going to be out there for the world to see . and guess what else ‑‑ sheridan and i ? we 're going to be reunited . yeah , that 's right . we 're going to be together forever . you got that ? forever . gwen : i know you know theresa is my least favorite subject . whitney : yes , i do know that . gwen : so why do you want to talk to me about theresa ? whitney : um ‑‑ it 's about theresa and your surrogate baby . ethan : i guess you probably think it 's kind of strange that i 'm sitting here telling you all this . i know i feel strange baring my soul to a total stranger , but i feel close to you , heather , because you are having gwen 's and my baby . i guess that puts us on pretty intimate terms . i hope you do n't mind . theresa : [ disguised voice ] no , i do n't mind . ethan : maybe i 'm telling you this because i know that this baby is going to tie gwen and me together in a bond like no other way . that 's a good thing , because i ‑‑ i married gwen because she was pregnant while i was still in love with this other woman . i took my vows pretty seriously . i tried to be a good husband . it 's just whenever this woman came around , i could n't help it . i just could n't . i lost control . i ended up hurting my wife pretty badly . and i blame myself for what happened , too . my baby ‑‑ we lost ‑‑ we lost sarah . but gwen forgave me , bless her heart . she let me right back into her life . i 'm sorry , heather , i 'm just ‑‑ i 'm just telling you all this because i want you to know how important all of this is to me and to gwen . you have no idea how many lives you 're going to change by what you 're doing . theresa 's voice : oh , ethan . you have no idea how many lives will be changed by what i 'm doing . and i do n't want to cause pain for anyone , but i know you and gwen will suffer a lot of pain before i get my son back . ethan : heather , i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to upset you . here . ethan : theresa ? [ next_on ] theresa : i want to be pregnant with ethan and gwen 's baby in the worst way , so nothing 's going to stop me from having their child . gwen : stop what ? whitney : this whole situation before anyone ends up getting hurt . sheridan : i remember everything .
antonio fires a gun at luis and grazes his temple . sheridan realizes that antonio shot luis , and when luis comes to , he asks antonio why he is holding alistair 's gun . luis vows to sheridan that he will provide proof of her `` brainwashing `` in the mental ward . sheridan is stunned that antonio would shoot his own brother and questions antonio , but he is unwilling to admit to anything involving alistair .
noah : wow . there 's no hotels like this in harmony . maya : i 'll say . noah : yeah . whatever it is lena wants us to do , she 's definitely sparing no expense to put us up to do it . maya : yeah . it 's too bad we ca n't enjoy rome . noah : look , this could be moscow for all i care , all right , maya ? i just want to get our little mission over and done with so we can get back to harmony and i can make things right with fancy . god , she has to believe that i only broke up with her because i wanted to keep her safe , you know , that we 're working with the fbi to help them nab lena . god , i will die , i will kill myself if i ruined my relationship with fancy over this cloak - and - dagger nonsense we 're mixed up in . maya : i 'm sorry , noah . i ca n't let you tell fancy the truth or we 'll all end up dead . [ scene_break ] man : rich american show - off , with her fancy luggage and gaudy jewels . she makes me sick . hi . what beautiful luggage you have here . fancy : hmm . man : wow , such quality . and your jewels -- almost as bella as you are . fancy : oh , grazie , luigi . luigi : prego , prego . so , what brings you to roma this time ? is it a prince or a football player ? fancy : neither . i 'm here to work . love is the last thing on my mind . luigi : no ! a beautiful woman such as yourself must have love , or you will wither like a sun - dried tomato . fancy : well , i had love back in the states , but the man broke my heart . luigi : disgraziato . you know , i have a cousin in new york from brooklyn . he could break this guy 's kneecaps if you want me to . fancy : oh , thanks , but i 'll be happy never to see him again . fancy : oh , my god . what are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] pilar : luis , mijo , i wish you would sit down and eat something . theresa : i did have the cook prepare your favorite . luis : thanks , i 'm not hungry . i still ca n't believe that this is happening . sheridan is not going to divorce chris . for god 's sake , she 's pregnant with his child . chris , james , the baby that she 's expecting -- that 's sheridan 's life from now on . pilar : i know . it 's a horrible situation , mijo . theresa : especially when sheridan really is in love with you . luis : yeah , that 's the worst part . how can sheridan and i be in love and still not be together ? [ scene_break ] sheridan 's voice : my husband and my stepson . soon there 'll be four of us . i have to start thinking about what i have , not what i 've lost . chris : sheridan , are you all right ? sheridan : yeah . i was just thinking how happy i am to be with you and james , how blessed we are to have a son or daughter on the way . chris : and then there 's luis . sheridan : it shows ? chris : but i understand it . it 's not easy to hurt somebody you love . sheridan : i 'd give anything not to have told luis that we 're married and expecting a child . chris : what else could you have done , except leave me for him ? have n't changed your mind , have you , sheridan ? you 're not planning to leave me for luis , are you ? [ scene_break ] fancy : esme ! what are you doing in rome ? esme : as many men as possible , dear . luigi : i 'm available , signorina . esme : i 'm hearing voices . fancy : i hope you 're not still mad . esme : oh , for letting me think that lord sarni was set to propose so that i 'd leave for england , leaving you with that yummy hunk of a man - flesh noah ? fancy : you were pretty upset when you found out i tricked you . esme : was i ? fancy : you tried to kill both noah and me . { noah : what are you doing ? esme : well , originally , i was going to moose hunting with daddy . but now i have another head that i want on my wall ! } esme : i was in a mood , was n't i ? well , lucky for you and noah , my aim was off that evening . but it 's much better now . [ scene_break ] maya : nice room . noah : ok . now if lena would just call -- maya : please try to be patient , noah . we just got here . noah : maya , look , do n't talk to me about patience , ok ? i want this thing over with , whatever it is . i mean , we 've got the fbi , you know , breathing down our necks , trying to get us to help them implicate lena in some terrorist plot . we 've got lena threatening us every two seconds if we do n't find her partner 's killer and get back whatever it is they stole from the trunk in that attic . maya : look , i hate that you 're involved with this . noah : yeah , well , you and me both . maya : why do n't we go for a walk ? see rome at night ? noah : and risk missing lena 's call ? no . i want to find out what our mission is so that we can do it , get it done , go back to harmony . then you can help rebuild your mother 's restaurant , and i can try to rebuild my relationship with fancy . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i hate that i hurt luis . but i 'm not leaving you just to make him feel better . chris : you 're sure ? sheridan : i love you . i love james . i love our unborn child . i 'm not breaking up our family just to fix things with luis . remember what i told you in hawaii ? luis would n't or could n't accept what i knew to be true about marty -- that he was my son , not beth 's . he would n't take that leap of faith . he was n't there for me when i needed him most . and if i thought telling him how i feel would do any good , i would . but what 's it going to change ? what 's the point ? i 'd still be with you . chris : i believe you , sheridan . i 'm sorry that i still have my doubts , but the way theresa went on about you and luis , it kind of rattled me . sheridan : i do n't understand theresa anymore . i mean , she can be so incredibly insensitive , like with us and gwen and ethan . just ignore her . chris : i 'm working on it . yet sometimes i still ca n't believe that you 're mine . sheridan : it 'll sink in sooner or later . chris : like you accepting that you 're not with luis anymore ? sheridan : i love luis . i always will . but sometimes love just is n't enough . chris : you know , that 's what theresa does n't understand when it comes to ethan . sheridan : exactly . i love you and james , but it 's more than that . there 's a deeper connection between us . it 's hard to put into words , but it 's there . chris : strange that we both know it but we ca n't explain it . sheridan : i do n't think it 's strange . i think it 's wonderful . james : mommy ? will you and daddy come play with me ? sheridan : of course we will . [ scene_break ] pilar : mijo , i wish i knew what to say to make you feel better , but i do n't . theresa : mama , it 's ok . because i know how to make luis smile again . pilar : theresa , por favor , ok ? keep your ideas to yourself . you 've caused enough upset tonight . theresa : me ? mama , i think it 's the situation . luis and ethan -- they 're not with the people they 're supposed to be with , but i know how i can get sheridan back for you , luis . pilar : stop it , theresa . luis : how ? theresa : i 'll use alistair 's money and power to tear sheridan and chris apart . pilar : no , you wo n't . i forbid it . theresa : mama , i failed you . i was n't heavy - handed enough when it came to papa and katherine . look how that turned out . you did n't get to renew your vows to papa . i 'm not going to make the same mistake twice . as far as i 'm concerned , sheridan and chris are history . [ scene_break ] noah : how did it come to this , huh ? how did i end up in the most romantic city in the world without fancy being here to share it with ? noah : i just wish lena would call . maya : do you remember when we were dating in college , and we talked about moving here to rome after we graduated ? noah : were we drinking wine or beer that night ? maya : noah , we were serious . noah : yeah , if you say so . i really do n't remember . maya : it was so easy to dream then . you know , anything seemed possible . noah : you know , i bet lena is deliberately not calling just to remind us she 's the one calling the shots . maya : try to be patient . noah : yeah , right . the longer this thing drags on , the longer fancy has to believe that i purposely used her and that i left her for you . god , ring , damn it , ring ! i want this thing to over with so i can go back to harmony and fix things . maya : i 'm sure she 'll call soon . noah : at least fancy 's safe , back in the states , out of harm 's way . [ scene_break ] fancy : ow ! oh , that hurt ! esme : good . just be glad customs confiscated my rifle , or they 'd be making room for you in the nearest catacomb . fancy : esme , i said i was sorry over what happened with noah . i should 've told you we 'd been involved the second you set your sights on him . fancy : yes , you should have , instead of letting me make a fool of myself , coming on to a man that did n't want me . luigi : i 'd be honored to pleasure you , signorina . esme : there 's that voice again . fancy : i thought you 'd make fun of me for being involved with someone out of our class . esme : well , there was a time when i would have . but since lord sarni 's mother dissed me for not being titled , i 've become much more egalitarian . so , if noah makes you happy , then by all means , enjoy riding that big , wooden ark of his . esme : fancy , what is it ? fancy : noah left me . luigi : i 'm available , ms. crane . esme : where is that voice coming from ? maybe i should have my medication adjusted again . but , now , fancy , why on earth would noah leave you ? fancy : to go back to his old girlfriend . i caught them in bed together , esme . i caught noah making love to another woman . esme : oh , poor fancy . oh , and poor me for not being that other woman . [ scene_break ] luis : theresa , i am not about to let you use alistair 's money and power to come between sheridan and chris . that 's what that old bastard did to sheridan and me , and i do not wish that on anyone , you hear me ? theresa : alistair was wrong to tear you and sheridan apart in the first place , so i 'm going to right that wrong by bringing you two back together . pilar : your brother said no , theresa . theresa : you belong with her , luis . and as soon as you are back together , you 'll thank me . pilar : what kind of a daughter have i raised to have no respect for marriage ? first ethan and gwen 's , and now chris and sheridan 's . theresa : i have respect for marriage , mama . i have deep respect when i feel like it 's right . but ethan does n't belong with gwen any more than chris belongs with sheridan . pilar : that 's not up to you , theresa , that 's up to god . theresa : well , i think god 's given me the power to do what i think is right , and i 'm not afraid to use it . pilar : luis , you see what you 've missed ? luis : oh , yeah . you should be ashamed of yourself . theresa : not you , too , luis . luis : oh , yeah . me , too . and you know why ? because i 've spent years protecting this family from alistair , only to come back and find that you 're his wife . pilar : some wife . she tried to kill alistair twice . theresa : well , he did rape me , mama . luis : yeah , if that man was n't in a coma already -- pilar : mira , theresa , as awful as that man was towards you , it was n't your place to try to kill him . not only that , but you almost wound up killing ethan in the process . luis : oh , yeah , i heard about that . poisoning the guacamole , sending ethan into a coma . nice one . theresa : gwen was going to take ethan off life support if i did n't kidnap him from the hospital in time . luis : yeah ? and where did that get you ? nowhere . you 're still alone and ethan 's back with gwen . pilar : eso verdad . luis : theresa , when are you going to learn that plotting and scheming never works when it comes to marriage ? theresa : really ? well , you should tell that to gwen . although -- hmm , no , because that is how she got ethan to marry her in the first place . so you know what , i 'm just going to do more of the same to get him back . ethan loves me and gwen knows it . luis : does n't matter . ethan 's still married to gwen . pilar : that 's right , and marriage is sacred . theresa : an over 50 % divorce rate says otherwise . pilar : when did you get so cynical ? theresa : well , it took a little time . you know what ? i 'm grateful that i 've toughened up because it 's made me more determined than ever not to give up on true love , no matter what it takes . luis : theresa , you do n't know what true love really is . true love is putting the other person ahead of you . it 's giving them what they really want , what makes them happy , what they really need , even if it hurts you like hell . [ scene_break ] chris : give me a yellow please , james . thank you . and a blue one . chris : hey , something the matter ? sheridan : no , why ? chris : you just zoned out for a few minutes . what are you thinking about ? [ scene_break ] esme : oh ! if you were hoping to see some woman - on - woman action , forget it . now , take ms. crane 's luggage to her suite , tout de suite . luigi : si , signorina . esme : oh , and do n't forget your tip . luigi : si , prego . esme : cashmere will be the new silk . you can take that one to the bank . oh . oh , poor fancy -- brokenhearted over losing noah to another woman . life can be so hard at times . fancy : yes , it can . esme : now , you just remember , you deserve this for deceiving me over lord sarni 's proposal . fancy : esme , i 'm sorry . can you ever forgive me ? esme : well , the way i hold a grudge -- oh , it 's doubtful . but i 'll try . fancy : thanks . let me buy you a conciliatory drink . oh , well , a bottle of cristal would be lovely to start with . fancy : hmm . who said you ca n't put a price on friendship ? esme : i do n't know . [ esme and fancy laugh ] esme : ooh ! what ? fancy : i just saw gianni come into the lobby . esme : the legendary roman romeo ? fancy : shh , yes . i do n't want him to see me . esme : why not ? legend has it that he is the best lover in all of italy . fancy : well , that 's just it . gianni thinks he 's god 's gift to women . esme : because he is . fancy : he tried to have me on our first date together , but i refused . esme : maybe you need medication , too . fancy : gianni got on my nerves . his pushy , touchy , feely did n't work with me . i felt like i was out with an octopus . esme : oh , i understand . you 've had your fill of men using you . that 's interesting . fancy : yeah , noah in particular . i wish i could forget i ever met him . esme : well , i can help with that . why do n't you and i go out tonight ? we can have dinner here , and then we 'll go clubbing until we find you a man that will make you forget all about noah . fancy : i do n't know , esme . esme : oh , come on , i insist . now , go up to your suite and put on something more dolce vita . i 'll wait for you down here . fancy : prego . esme : oh , gianni ! gianni : oh , mi cara . esme : oh . you will not believe your luck coming here tonight . my friend fancy crane is in rome , and she is dying to see you again . gianni : she is ? esme : well , yes . she was very unhappy about the way your last date ended . gianni : so was i. i never treated fancy to dessert . esme : oh , well , now is your chance to make it up to her . you know , she 's coming down here to eat , so why do n't you surprise her . gianni : i will . grazie . esme : oh , my pleasure , gianni . believe me . esme : one evening with gianni should settle the score between fancy and me over noah . [ scene_break ] noah : i guess lena decided to eat her young before calling and telling us what to do next . maya : try to relax , noah . i 'm sure she 'll call . noah : what part of `` i want this over with `` do n't you understand ? maya : look , i hate waiting , too . but staring at the phone is not going to make it ring . i think we should get something to eat . noah : and risk missing lena 's call ? no way . if you 're hungry , we 'll order room service . maya : why do n't we go eat in the restaurant ? if lena calls , we can have the hotel operator forward the call to our table . noah : fine . i 'll make the reservation and tell the operator we 'll be in the restaurant in case someone calls . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i was just thinking about what a long day it 's been , how hard it was telling luis that we 're married . chris : look , i know how upsetting this has been for you . if there 's anything i could do to help you feel better -- sheridan : you 've already been so incredibly understanding already . chris : well , love is a great motivator . james : daddy , where 's my dinosaur book ? chris : i 'm sorry , son , i think that 's still back at the b & b. sheridan , do you mind if james and i go back to the b & b and get the last of our stuff for here ? sheridan : no , that 's fine by me . chris : all right . come on , then , little guy . chris : you 'll be all right here by yourself ? sheridan : as long as i know you 're coming home to me oh , would you do me a favor ? there 's a green bag in the living room at the b & b . would you pick it up for me ? chris : i 'll be glad to . sheridan : thank you . sheridan : i need to get out of here for a little while . [ scene_break ] theresa : i ca n't believe you wo n't do anything to get sheridan back . pilar : you heard your brother , theresa . let it go . theresa : i 'm not going to let it go , mama . what are you going to do , wait around , just sit and hope that she leaves chris someday ? no , you have got to make it happen , luis . pilar : stop , theresa . theresa : no . i want luis to be happy . please , you 've got to do something . otherwise , you will spend the rest of your life alone and hurting , like you are right now . pilar : your brother 's not alone . he has us . theresa : yes , he does have us , and we love him . but we ca n't love him the way sheridan can . luis : theresa , sheridan is with chris now , ok ? theresa : yeah , she is , you 're right . yes , she is . and he 's holding her and he 's kissing her and he 's making love to her . pilar : theresa . theresa : and i know you can not be happy about that . luis : i want sheridan to be happy . i told you that . theresa : she ca n't be . it 's like ethan -- he ca n't be happy with gwen , the same way sheridan can not be happy with chris . luis : yeah , well , sheridan made her choice , just like ethan did . theresa : right . but knowing that she is with him , intimate with chris -- how can you be ok with somebody else doing that to your soul mate ? pilar : listen , it 's obvious your brother has made his choice . now , we have to respect it . theresa : and what about sheridan ? did she make her choice ? or did this chris guy make it for her ? what do we know about him anyway ? pilar : well , we know he 's been good to sheridan . theresa : ok . we do n't know where he 's from , right ? we do n't know what he 's doing now to make a living . we do n't know why his first marriage went south . you know what i think we should do ? i think we should investigate this mr. christopher boothe guy . yeah , dig deep enough , i bet you we 'll find something to force him to leave sheridan so you can have her back . pilar : do n't be tempted , mijo . theresa : oh , come on . he could be like a gigolo or something . like that guy -- that french guy that sheridan was engaged to . what 's his -- jean luc ? no . alistair -- he could 've paid him to woo sheridan , marry her just in case you were ever found . i mean , it is possible , is n't it , luis ? now , for you to just squander a second chance to be with sheridan -- now , that 's not noble . that 's absolutely nuts . if you love her like i know you do , luis -- luis : ok ! ok . you win , ok ? pilar : do n't tell me you 'll join your sister to try to tear sheridan and chris apart ? [ scene_break ] fancy : oh , god , i hope gianni left . fancy : la mia amica stava provando a reservare una tavola per noi . man : si , ms . crane , vieni con me . fancy : grazie . gianni : buona sera . fancy : gianni . gianni : mio bell'angelo , biondo e bello . fancy : uh , where 's esme ? gianni : oh , she had to go , so it 's going to be just the two of us for dinner -- and dessert at my villa . fancy : i 'm abstaining from dessert these days , gianni . gianni : i think you 'll find my cannoli irresistible . fancy : better that you save it for someone who really wants it . gianni : let 's just skip dinner and go straight to my villa . esme told me that you could n't wait to see me again . fancy : esme said that ? gianni : mm - hmm . man : from the lady in the lobby , ms. crane . gianni : let 's eat a little something . i have no doubt we 'll burn off the calories later . please . [ scene_break ] noah : maya , i still think we should 've ordered room service . maya : noah , we 're here . let 's just eat . the hotel operator knows to forward lena 's call to us here . noah : ok , all right . but i 'm really not in the mood for any -- maya : what is it ? noah : fancy 's here . [ scene_break ] james : daddy , look . chris : hey . that 's our new family , huh ? and we 're very blessed to have sheridan love us every day from now on . james : yes . chris : you ready to go ? james : yes . chris : you got everything ? james : uh - huh . chris : ok . oh , i almost forgot that bag that sheridan asked me to get for her . james : daddy , i found my dinosaur book . chris : well , bring it over here , son . i think there 's some room in the bag . [ scene_break ] theresa : beautiful . i am going to contact alistair 's top investigator and i 'll have him dig up some dirt on this christopher boothe guy . luis : theresa , do n't . theresa : luis , you just told me that i could help you break up sheridan and chris . luis : i said you won the argument . but sheridan has chosen to be with chris , and i have to respect that . pilar : good , mijo . theresa : well , i 'm just really confused here . you want to be with sheridan . you want to be with papa . and i 've got the money and power to give you both what you want , and you will not let me help you . pilar : because it 's wrong , theresa . luis : theresa , the way you see things , it 's a mess . theresa : you know what i 've learned being mrs. alistair crane , is that sometimes doing the right thing , luis , is n't always the best . yes , you are doing right by sheridan now . but you know what ? the day is going to come when you -- when something snaps and you realize that doing right is n't going to cut it for you anymore , because you 're going to want to be with sheridan no matter what it takes . and let me tell you something , you got to trust me because i 'm already there with ethan , and there is no going back . luis : well , i would never do anything to manipulate sheridan breaking up with chris , ok ? theresa : ok . so , what if she does n't come back to you , luis ? luis : well , that 's a chance i 'm just going to have to take . i 'm just going to have faith in the love that sheridan and i share , the same love that we have shared in all our lifetimes . theresa : and in all those lifetimes , you 've been torn apart . luis : but in this lifetime , we 're going to be together . theresa : and how is that ? luis : i do n't know . but something is going to happen and one day sheridan is going to realize that she ca n't live without me . and when that day comes , we will be reunited together forever . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i 've got to stop worrying about luis . i have a husband now . we have a son , a baby on the way . sheridan 's voice : i have got to focus on making a home with chris and james , getting ready for our baby . chris and i have to make sure james does n't feel we 're ignoring him because of his new brother or sister . sheridan : i know . i 'll have a playground built for james . and little ethan can use it , too , and jane when she comes to visit , and eventually the baby . i remember julian and i used to share a playground that mother had built for us -- that was until father had it torn down to build a new garage for his collection of bentleys . i will never treat my children the way father treated julian and me . if only luis believed me about marty , marty would be here right now to play with his cousins . luis did n't believe me , and our love just was n't enough . { luis : look , we ca n't be over . i love you with all of my heart . we 're soul mates , remember ? sheridan : no , we 're not . luis : oh , sheridan , how can you even say that ? after everything that we 've been through -- the tragedies , the past lives together ? sheridan : well , they were different . in those lives , you did n't cost me my son . luis : sheridan , come on . sheridan : no , luis , i do n't want to fight about this anymore , all right ? the simple fact is that if you had believed me when i first told you that marty was my son , he 'd be with me right now . the three of us would be together . but , no , i lost marty , so you lost me . } sheridan : the gazebo will always hold a special place in my heart . but it 's gone now , destroyed by father . a new one is being built in its place . but it wo n't be the same . nothing will ever be the same . [ scene_break ] noah : what is fancy doing here ? and who 's that guy she 's with ? maya : your guess is as good as mine . noah : oh , my god . its probably one of her old jet - set boyfriends . fancy : what on earth is noah doing here ? gianni : chi e noah ? fancy : and he 's with maya . gianni : chi e maya ? fancy : they must have come here to celebrate being a couple again . noah : man , she probably thinks we 're here as a couple . i 've got to set her straight . gianni : hey , do you want to leave ? fancy : yes . no . wait , i need to think . maya : noah , you can not tell fancy what we 're doing here . you will blow our cover and put her in danger . noah : look , i 'm going to blow any chance of ever having a relationship with fancy again if i do n't come clean with her right now . [ scene_break ] chris : look at the two of you , happy and in love . but that was then and this is now . sheridan 's my wife , and we 've got james and a baby of our own on the way . you lost her , luis , but i wo n't . i wo n't lose sheridan . james : sheridan 's not going away like my first mommy , is she , daddy ? [ scene_break ] theresa : i just think it 's so wrong that you wo n't let me help you use alistair 's money and power to break up sheridan and chris . luis : well , i 'm not going to use alistair 's money and power to break up sheridan and chris . it is alistair 's money and power that cost mama her happiness with papa . it cost us our brother antonio 's life . it cost me sheridan and my son . so , no , i am not going to let you use it . theresa : but turnabout is fair play , luis . pilar : can you believe how cold - hearted your sister has become ? theresa : you mean practical , mama . luis : theresa , you 're a mess , ok ? your life has been nothing but a train wreck ever since you got involved with the cranes . scanning ethan 's paternity stuff into your computer ? asking julian to adopt ethan only to have you get pregnant by him ? marrying alistair in some whacked - out scheme to get ethan back ? when are you going to learn ? theresa : ok , what about you ? let 's just talk about your life for a second . ever since you 've been involved with sheridan , your life 's been a nuclear train wreck . i mean , you ran off to new mexico to find papa . you almost got killed by drug dealers . sheridan -- she was buried alive in a coffin , luis . and then you two almost got killed when alistair had that boat blown up that you were on . and then sheridan being involved with antonio when she had amnesia . and then beth kidnapping her , keeping her hostage in a pit while she was pregnant , only to pass off marty as her son . and you believing beth over sheridan . luis : watch it . you 're on thin ice right now , ok ? theresa : luis , all i 'm trying to say is that love is n't always easy . but it is always worth it . luis : and i am not disagreeing with that . but i do draw the line at doing anything underhanded to get sheridan back . now , if she wants to come back to me , i will be here for her . and if she does n't , well , then that 's that . theresa : luis -- luis ? please wait , luis . please ! theresa : i do n't know why he wo n't let me help him . pilar : let your brother handle this in his own way , please . the right way . your brother has faith that if sheridan loves him enough , eventually she will be with him again . [ scene_break ] sheridan : your proposal was so perfect , luis . so perfect . { luis : sheridan crane -- luis : will you do me honor of becoming my wife ? will you marry me ? sheridan : yes , luis . sheridan : i will marry you . yes , yes . } sheridan : i thought we would be together forever . i really did . [ scene_break ] maya : if noah tells fancy that we 're working for the fbi , we 're all going to end up dead . fancy : noah 's heading this way . gianni : do you want me to keep him from bothering you ? fancy : what ? no . just kiss me . maya : noah 's too late . fancy 's already with that other guy . [ scene_break ] chris : no , son , sheridan 's not going to leave us like your first mommy . james : are you sure ? chris : yes , i 'm positive . sheridan loves us so much that she wants to be with us from now on . james : i 'm glad . chris : me , too , son . me , too . [ scene_break ] pilar : we may not always understand life 's twists and turns , but we should never doubt that it 's all part of god 's plan for us . like luis and sheridan -- you would think a love as strong as theirs would win out in the end , but it did n't . theresa : but it can , if luis would just fight to get her back . pilar : yeah , theresa , por favor , mija . you heard your brother . yes , he wants sheridan back , but only if it 's her choice . he will never do anything to manipulate sheridan into leaving chris . theresa : well , then he 's making a mistake , one he will regret for the rest of his life . [ scene_break ] sheridan : as much as luis and i loved each other , it just was n't enough . if only luis had taken that leap of faith and believed me about marty , we 'd be together right now . but he did n't believe me . and we 're not together . what a shame . what a waste to go through all that pain for nothing . luis : it was n't for nothing . we can still be together , sheridan . we can still have the life that we 've always dreamed of . [ next_on ] noah : nobody takes advantage of fancy , not while i 'm around . fancy : grazie . luis : who do you love more , chris or me ?
pilar and luis ganged up on theresa , who wanted to investigate chris and see if he is all he says he is in an attempt to find something to break up him and sheridan . she wants luis to be with her , and is willing to do what it takes to make that happen . he sides with his mother , however , and tells her he wants her to stay out of it and let things happen as they will . noah and maya arrive in rome , as does fancy . she runs into esme , who immediately repays her for the dirty trick fancy had played on her with noah . noah and maya remain in their room , waiting for lena 's call that will tell them what they have to do . he wants to get it over with quickly so he can tell fancy all about it and get back together with her . when the two finally decide to leave the room for dinner , he gets a big surprise when he spots fancy getting hot and heavy ( or so she makes it seem ) with a local lothario .
chad : valerie ! valerie : vincent , no , stop it ! leave me alone ! chad : valerie , it 's me , chad . i 'm coming to help ! vincent : no one breaks up with me ! chad : holy hell . valerie : please , no . do n't hurt me . vincent : hurt you ? hell , i 'll kill you . valerie : [ screams ] chad : valerie , hold on ! i 'm coming in . noah : that rain came out of nowhere . paloma : i guess this fire is n't as warm as i thought it would be . noah : you know , i have an idea on how i can warm us up . [ scene_break ] sheridan : why was i born if i 'm never to find joy ? i have lost everything with meaning . marty , luis , my baby . chris has left with james . did god give me a heart only to feel pain ? tv reporter : it 's official . judge reilly has handed down sentences for miguel lopez - fitzgerald and his brother luis . for the attempted murder of fox crane , miguel received life in prison without the possibility of parole . and for rape , arson , and double murder , luis lopez - fitzgerald is to be executed by lethal injection almost immediately . sheridan : no , luis ca n't die . god would n't be so cruel . i 've got to stop this madness . luis ca n't die . [ scene_break ] ethan : your honor , you ca n't do this . this is -- this is crazy ! [ judge bangs gavel ] judge reilly : silence ! silence ! now my sentencing is final . fancy : ethan . ethan , you 'll fix this , right ? you have to fix this . ethan : i 'm going to try to fix this . fancy : oh , luis , i tried my best to protect you with my testimony . but that witch grace nancier twisted my words . luis : it 's ok . fancy : no , no . it 's not ok . kay : your daddy ca n't go to prison . he ca n't . he has to be here for you to help you grow up . to help me . julian : no gloating . at least in public . fox : i 'm not gloating . miguel can rot in hell for all i care . but luis , you really think he 's guilty ? theresa : we 're going to do something , mama . we will fix this . pilar : yes , we have to . i 've already lost one son . i can not lose another . luis : ma , it 's not going to happen . everything 's going to be all right . you 'll see . pilar : oh , god , luis . oh , god . you ca n't die , mijo . you ca n't die . miguel : he wo n't , mama . he wo n't , ok ? pilar : you do n't know that . you do n't know that , miguel . and you in prison for the rest of your life . oh , my god . i ca n't bear this . i just ca n't bear this . please , god . theresa : my brothers are innocent ! judge reilly : mrs. casey , the court has spoken . pilar : no , no , please . please , please , please . my sons , my sons . they 're good boys . i 've raised them to obey the law , to obey god , and man . please ! judge reilly : madam -- pilar : please let me finish ! please . judge reilly : just control yourself . pilar : they are not guilty of these crimes ! please . ethan : pilar , pilar . this is n't doing any good . this is n't doing any good . judge reilly : get her away . pilar : please , let me talk to him . i need to talk to him . please , please . please , i beg of you . you ca n't do this ! ethan : pilar , stop . judge reilly : get her off me ! ethan : i got her , i got her . pilar , pilar , stop . judge reilly : get her off me ! pilar : they 're my sons ! please . ethan : come on , come on . listen to me . this is n't doing any good . pilar : ethan , you help me . you help me , ethan . ethan : shh . pilar : ethan , he wants to put my sons away . please , ethan . ethan : shh , listen . this is my fault . this is my fault . i 'm sorry . i have failed you , ok ? pilar : please , ethan . ethan : it 's my fault , and i 'm going to get an appeal . i swear to god . i 'm going to do everything i can to get an appeal . this whole trial was a joke . all right ? the fact that your two sons were tried at the same time for two completely different crimes is ludicrous . that should be enough evidence to get this into a higher court so we can get them a new trial . ok ? pilar : do you think -- do you think that 's going to work ? ethan : it has to . it has to , because what happened today is a travesty . i 'm the defense attorney . i was n't even there for jury selection . the d.a . and the judge , they 're in collaboration with each other . and the judge is being blackmailed , for god 's sake . theresa : and you 're going to prove that , right ? ethan : yeah , i 'm going to prove that . i 'm going to make sure that your sons ' convictions are overturned . i promise you that . i 'll do that . fancy : but what if you ca n't ? theresa : the blackmailer is always one step ahead of us . i mean , what if the appeals court refuses to hear the case ? pilar : ethan ? oh , god . oh , my god . my sons are lost to me forever , are n't they ? yes , they are . are n't they ? oh , my god . oh , my god . please , god . somebody , please . theresa : my mother has already lost one son . her husband is gone . and i will not let you or anyone else cause her anymore pain . judge reilly : the maintenance of your mother 's well being -- it 's not the function of this court . theresa : i will fight you every step of the way . to the supreme court , if necessary . i 'm not going to stop until these ridiculous verdicts are overruled . fancy : you tell him , theresa . judge reilly : well , good luck with that . theresa : we all know the kind of man you are . cold , venal , corrupt . judge reilly : uh , mrs. casey . corruption is a two - way street . hmm ? you should know . theresa : you may think that you have won here , but that 's only because you underestimate the power of love . i love my brothers with all of my heart . and you have hurt them , which means that you have hurt me . so be warned . judge reilly : you know , really , mrs. casey , if i felt that your melodramatic threats had any weight at all , i would have you arrested . but they do n't , so really feel free to do your worst . because i am confident that my rulings will stand , and i think my work here is done . bailiff , take them away . court is dismissed . theresa : no , wait . please , just wait . i mean , what happened here today is a crime . just give us some time to say goodbye , please . bailiff : ca n't be long . theresa : we are going to fight this , mama . i do n't want you giving up hope . now you are the one who taught us that with the power of right , we can do anything . right ? pilar : i was wrong . theresa : no , no , mama , listen . i 'm not going to stop fighting for luis and miguel 's freedom . i promise you i wo n't . i 'll sacrifice everything for my family . [ scene_break ] miguel : hey , sweetheart . what are you doing here , huh ? kay : the sitter dropped her off . miguel , i do n't know what to say . miguel : hey , i love you . i do n't know what i 'm going to do without her . kay : do n't say that . you heard what theresa said . she 's going to get this sham of a trial thrown out . and you 're going to have a new trial , a fair one , and you 're going to be found innocent . you 'll see . you 're going to see your daddy every day , ok ? miguel : listen , just do n't upset her . all right ? ok , theresa -- she 's going to try her best to get this thing thrown out . but there 's no guarantee any of it will help . and it probably wo n't work , ok ? and i do n't want to talk about this is in front of maria , ok ? i only want her to have good memories of me . look at that , she wo n't even talk to me . she wo n't even look at me . ok , just promise me . promise me that you 'll bring her to see me . kay : quit talking like that . do n't say that , ok ? as soon as ethan gets these verdicts thrown out , the three of us are going to be a family . ok ? fox : oh , damn it . why i 've had to put up with my wife throwing herself at another man all day long . i ca n't put up with this any more . julian : hush . fox : do n't tell me to hush . he 's just been sentenced to prison for the rest of his life , and he still ca n't keep away from my wife ? julian : you are not going to interfere with this touching little family reunion . [ scene_break ] chad : valerie , it 's chad . valerie : no , please , do n't come any closer ! chad : i 'm here to help you . hey , it 's me . valerie : oh , my god , chad . chad : it 's me , chad . come here , come here . where is he ? i heard him here . vincent , where the hell are you ? valerie : he hurt me . he -- he slapped me , tried to -- he was so angry with me . chad : where is he ? where is he ? where 's vincent ? vincent , where are you , you sick bastard ? valerie : in the bathroom . chad : vincent , open the door . i know you 're in there . vincent , you sick bastard . now hitting a woman ? vincent ! look , i am not leaving here until you come out here and face the music . do you have the key to this ? valerie : a key ? no , no . chad : vincent , get out here ! valerie : here , will this work ? chad : yeah , let me try . vincent . chad : now you 've had it , vincent . now i 've got you , you freak ! valerie : vincent 's gone . chad : damn it . i thought i got him . i could have sworn i saw that shadow behind the curtain . valerie : look , he probably went out that way . chad : oh , damn it . i do n't see him . i 'm going to go look for him . valerie : no , please do n't leave me . i -- i do n't want to be alone . what if he comes back to hurt me ? chad : no , no . that coward would n't dare . valerie : maybe , but -- god , let 's just hope he 's long gone by now . chad , what did i do ? i 'm so scared . chad : it 's ok , it 's ok . valerie : no , it 's not . chad : yes , yes , it is . just sit down right here , ok ? valerie : ok . oh , god . chad : hey , do you need a doctor or anything ? are you ok ? valerie : oh , i do n't think so . just bruises where he kicked and hit me . oh , my god . what -- what if i get bruised on my face ? i 'll be hideous . i 'll have to wear cover - up to work . chad : valerie , valerie . you 're going to be fine . you 're going to be fine , ok ? valerie : what must i look like ? chad : you look fine , ok ? you look fine . valerie : thank god you came when you did . vincent just went crazy . chad , i think you saved my life . [ scene_break ] paloma : noah . noah , we 're almost naked in the cranes ' living room . what if someone comes in and catches us ? i 'm on duty . i could get fired . noah : hmm . noah : ole . noah : there , now nobody can see anything . this is kind of fun , is n't it ? half- naked in a forbidden place . paloma : hmm , you 're evil . noah : absolutely . but , you know , no one 's here . which is why you 're on duty . and we have a roaring fire . paloma : we can roast marshmallows . noah : marshmallows . you know , i was thinking of something else . paloma : what ? noah : well , when a young man is sitting by a roaring fire with quite possibly the most beautiful woman he 's ever seen -- paloma : and they 're both half - naked . noah : roasting marshmallows is the last thing on his mind . paloma : noah , i do n't know . this is not right . it feels funny . this is my sister 's house . noah : yes , it is , actually . and your sister is a very kind woman , and i believe she cares a lot about her family 's happiness , and -- paloma : and you make me happy . noah : exactly . so if your sister was here at this moment , believe it or not , she would most likely say that you should do what makes you happy . paloma : hmm . but there 's one little problem with that . i never listen to my sister . noah : i think it 's about time you start . [ laughs ] come here . [ scene_break ] theresa : i will do everything i can to save luis and miguel . ethan : and i 'm going to do everything i can . i 'm going to fight these absurd convictions , i swear . pilar : thank you . thank you both . theresa : come on , mama . ethan : come on . [ scene_break ] julian : do n't you dare approach kay and miguel right now . fox : what is wrong with you ? i have sat by and watched that guy fondle my wife all day long . he has some nerve . it 's disgusting , this public display he 's making of himself . julian : she has something to do with that , too . fox : you think i do n't know that ? it 's miguel . all right ? he could make her do anything . i 'll kill him . julian : you will do no such thing . now , listen . maria is miguel 's daughter . he 's entitled to spend a little time with them before saying goodbye . and you 're going to let him have that time . fox : maria is more my daughter than his . julian : would you control yourself ? i mean , think about this . i mean , you won . think of what you 've accomplished . everything that you 've worked for has panned out . i mean , you 've lied , you 've cheated , you 've pretended to be dying , you 've taken a placebo treatment , you -- you hired masked thespians to portray miguel and charity supposedly making love so kay would think the real miguel still loved charity . fox : i 've nearly killed myself getting us to where we are today . julian : god , boy , enjoy it . that 's what 's so wonderful about this country . if you work hard enough , you can have anything you want . and now you have kay back in your life and in your bed . because of your false testimony , miguel is going to the big house for the rest of his life without hope of parole . god , my father would be so proud . i mean , you have kay and maria . what does miguel have ? a grim little cell with murderous roommates in an overcrowded prison , forever . fox : yes , only one hour a day of outdoor exercise with a thousand other criminals . julian : no . you let them say their pitiful little goodbyes . you do n't want to come across as a jealous heavy . no , you let miguel spend his final few moments with his daughter . because tonight kay will be in your bed for the rest of her life . fox : oh , you better be right . [ scene_break ] fancy : god , i am so sorry , luis . when i was on the stand , i tried to say all the right things to make the judge and the jury believe me . but it was n't enough . luis : i do n't blame you . you did the best you could under the circumstances . fancy : well , if you want to blame someone , blame sheridan . luis : fancy -- fancy : no , i mean it . she 's the one who undermined me . think about all the disparaging things she said about me . she made the jury doubt my credibility . sheridan is the reason you 've been sentenced to die . sheridan : luis . luis : sheridan . sheridan : i heard the news . i rushed back here as soon as i could . my god , you 've actually been sentenced to death . i promise i will help you fight this . i will not rest until you 're a free man . [ scene_break ] chad : uh , valerie . valerie : thank you , chad . i was so frightened . chad : i 'm just sorry you had to go through any of this . valerie : he was so angry . if you had n't come in the way you did , he would have killed me . he hit me so hard , i literally saw stars . chad : bastard . valerie : if you had gotten here one minute later , i swear i 'd be dead right now . chad : son of a -- i 'm sorry . i mean , vincent 's twisted . valerie : oh , god . i had no idea what a horrible person he is . the violent side just came out of nowhere , like -- like dr. jekyll and mr. hyde . chad : yeah , i know . i know . just calm down , ok ? i swear , i 'll never let vincent hurt you again . [ scene_break ] fox : look at him taking my place in my own little family . julian : easy , my son . if it ever gets out that you faked all this , you could end up taking his place in prison . fox : all right . i 'll leave them alone for the moment . julian : smart move . i found out the hard way that you should never let anger and jealousy come between you and the woman you love . if i 'd have been more patient when eve was taking care of t.c . after his stroke , we 'd still be a couple today . what did i do , though ? i let anger take over , and i tried to separate them every chance i could . so i lost the woman i love . fox : i understand . julian : you wo n't be sorry . [ scene_break ] kay : look , if worse comes to worse and you have to go to prison , i 'm going to bring maria to see you every day . miguel : listen , as much as i want to see her , our beautiful daughter , i just -- i do n't think prison is a place for a child . kay : well , i 'm not asking for your permission . i want our daughter to know her father . and , you know , worrying about this , though , is just premature . because theresa and ethan , they 're going to figure something out . miguel : i hope so . kay : i have faith in them . this is n't over yet . [ scene_break ] sheridan : luis , i 'm here for you . we 'll fight through this together . luis ? fancy : you have some nerve . how dare you come back here after what you did ? sheridan : please do n't tell me you 're still angry with me for what i said on the witness stand . be reasonable . all i was doing was telling the truth . fancy : you twisted the truth . sheridan : did i ? the prosecutor asked me about you and pretty . i was under oath . i could n't lie . look , i 'm sorry if i hurt you . but you have no one to blame but yourself . luis , please . let 's just put this in the past and look to the future . your life is on the line here . i just want to help you . luis , please , do n't do this to me . do n't shut me out . let me help . fancy : where was this concern when you were on the stand , doing your best to get luis sentenced to death ? sheridan : i did n't . fancy : this is all your fault , aunt sheridan . luis is sentenced to death by lethal injection because you cared more about destroying our love than you did about luis ' life . sheridan : that is not true . you are the one who accused luis of attacking you . not once , but over and over . so please tell me , how is any of this my fault ? [ scene_break ] valerie : is n't this silly ? i ca n't stop shaking . chad : yeah , well , no wonder . you 've been through the mill . here , this brandy should help you out . valerie : oh , thank you . chad : can you tell me exactly what happened between you and vincent ? valerie : oh , i do n't want to think about it . chad : valerie , come on now . he hurt you . you ca n't keep this to yourself . valerie : i know . you 're right . how could i be so wrong about someone ? i confronted vincent about what whitney told me , that he was having an affair with a woman , and he just went ballistic . valerie : i loved him . that 's what 's so crazy . i -- i do n't get how the person who hit me is the same person who was so tender . chad : yeah , well , you know , whitney should n't have interfered . i mean , i told her not to tell you about vincent 's affair . that it would destroy you . valerie : no , no , i 'm glad whitney told me the truth . i was thinking about marrying vincent . what a disaster that would have been . god knows how many other people vincent 's sleeping with . i 'm glad i know that the man i thought i loved is a monster . [ scene_break ] noah : i do n't think the cranes are going to miss one little bottle of champagne , do you ? paloma : careful . this place has a lot of cameras . at this moment , crane security could be reporting a naked champagne thief . noah : well , you know , i would n't be naked if you did n't hog the blanket . paloma : well , the lady always gets the blanket . noah : is n't that the truth ? [ champagne cork pops ] paloma : mmm . noah : mm - hmm . paloma : mmm , delicious . i love it . this is so romantic . almost decadent . noah : well , are n't you my very own sally bowles ? paloma : who ? noah : never mind . mm - hmm . paloma : mmm , your lips taste like champagne . noah : only the best for the cranes . paloma : noah , noah . this is not right . i feel -- i feel guilty . i 'm here having the time of my life with the man i love , while my brothers are out at the courthouse on trial for their lives . noah : yeah , i know . i just -- it 's such a shame . i can never believe that luis and miguel are capable of those terrible things . paloma : could you turn on the tv ? i want to see what 's happened at the courthouse . noah : yeah . tv reporter : breaking news from the harmony courthouse , where the sensational double trial of brothers miguel and luis lopez - fitzgerald has come to a shocking conclusion . younger brother miguel has been sentenced to life in prison without parole , while luis has received the death penalty . paloma : dios mio , no . [ scene_break ] kay : miguel , you have to stay strong , ok ? for me and maria . miguel : you 're right . ok , everything 's going to -- everything 's going to turn out for the best . fox : all right . enough is enough . it 's time for miguel to get his hands off my wife . julian : all right . but just -- listen . do it gently . appear to be sympathetic to miguel . it will make you seem the better man . fox : i am the better man . julian : yes , i know . i know . but just simmer down and be sympathetic . it will give you more points with kay . fox : miguel . fox : look , i 'm sorry . miguel : are you really ? fox : i am . miguel : you know what ? you 're so full of it . because your testimony is what is sending me to jail for life . you know damn well i was n't driving the car that hit you . fox : you heard me . all right ? i tried to tell them that i was n't sure if it was you or not , but my father and the prosecutor would n't let me . miguel : you know what ? you are thrilled that i 'm going to jail . are n't you ? [ scene_break ] pilar : i ca n't do this . i already lost antonio , and now they want to kill luis . theresa : mama , do n't . pilar : i ca n't , theresa . i ca n't help it . and miguel -- oh , my god . theresa : no . pilar : in jail for life ? my god , he 'll die in there . theresa : just -- please , mom . no , please . ethan : believe in us . theresa : yes , we 're going to free them , mama . pilar : words , nothing but words . theresa : i do n't want you to give up hope , ok ? is your rosary in here ? pilar : yes . theresa : please pray . this is no time to give in to despair . theresa : i feel so guilty . ethan : what ? theresa : i mean , the blackmailer told me to marry jared and stay away from you . but what do i do ? i make love to you , ethan ? i should have just listened to him . ethan : theresa . theresa , it 's not your fault . if you want to blame someone , blame this perverted blackmailer we 're dealing with . look , i love you . we love each other . i mean , we ca n't hide that . what we have to do is find out who is behind this , and then we can put up a united front . we can fight it . theresa : i know . but i just ca n't stop thinking about my brothers . i think that we need to work on this appeal . and you have to remember that money is no object , ok ? ethan : right , right . [ scene_break ] sheridan : spell it out , fancy . how is any of this my fault ? fancy : you attacked me on the witness stand . i was doing my best to convince the jury luis could n't possibly be guilty of any of those sick crimes . and what did you do ? undercut every single word i said . you made the judge and the jury think i 'm some kind of unstable nutcase . sheridan : if anything , i was trying to hide the fact that you 're an unstable nutcase . luis : sheridan -- sheridan : it 's true , luis . all i was doing was telling the truth about fancy 's past . i had no choice . and they still do n't know exactly what you did to pretty . fancy : they did n't have to know anything . if you 'd only kept your mouth shut , luis would n't have been sentenced to die . sheridan : with judge reilly presiding ? i do n't think so . luis , i had no choice . i had to testify . luis : well , sheridan , every word you said was a nail in my coffin . sheridan : the only reason i said those things about fancy was to save you . i wanted the jury to know that she had lied about men in the past , and therefore was probably lying when she said that you attacked her . luis : well , you should n't have done it . sheridan : i had to . i was desperate to save you because i love you . i will always love you . [ scene_break ] chad : um , did -- did vincent -- valerie : what ? chad : well , did vincent happen to tell you who he was having an affair with ? valerie : no . who cares ? probably some slutty skank . whoever it is , she is as sick as vincent is . i 'm just glad i found out the truth before it was too late . how could i be so stupid about a man ? i was actually daydreaming about marrying him . he 's just a lying sleaze . when i confronted him about what whitney told me , he just lied about the whole thing . but i knew better . i told him i knew that whitney discovered him at the motel with another woman . chad : that must not have gone down well . valerie : i told him i did n't want to see him anymore , and he just -- he just went ballistic . i asked him to leave and he would n't . he just started hitting me and kicking me . chad , i 'm not exaggerating . if you had n't gotten here when you did , he would have killed me . chad : i promise . i will not let vincent hurt you ever again , ok ? valerie : that 's sweet . but you have a wife and a child to think about . they 're your first priority and then your job . you 're so busy at crane there 's no way you could protect me every minute of every day . i think i should call the police and press charges against vincent . chad : the police ? valerie : absolutely . if i could get him locked up , i can make sure he never hurts me or anyone else ever again . at least get a restraining order against him . { chad : i know what you were doing with that knife . it was n't peeling an apple . vincent : yeah , well , you find a way to keep your wife 's mouth shut or i 'll shut it for her . and if i 'm too late , i 'll make sure whitney knows that my affair is n't with a woman . it 's with you . } chad 's voice : i 'm dead . [ scene_break ] luis : well , i 'm sorry , sheridan . i 'm sorry because i 'm having a hard time believing that you still love me . sheridan : why not ? i 've been telling you for months . luis : yeah , you slipped and you said that you loved me before , and when i called you on it you said that i misunderstood you . that you just loved me like an old friend . and then on the witness stand you said that you loved me . was that a lie , too ? sheridan : no . the real lies are the ones that i 've been telling myself . but i ca n't do it anymore . i love you with all of my heart and soul . luis , you ca n't forget what we had together . real love like that just does n't die . luis : sheridan , you 're married now . you adopted your husband 's son . the three of you , you 're a family . sheridan : yeah . uh , chris left me . luis : what ? sheridan : chris heard what i had to say in court , and he took james and left me . he realized that i will always love you best . so i 'm alone now . fancy : do you believe this ? the minute her husband dumps her , she comes running after you like a bat out of hell ? i told you she was trying to break us up . sheridan : no , that is not true . i tried to give you your space and let you build your relationship , but you just have n't been able to do that . now , that 's not my fault . it 's not my fault that you 're not meant to be together . fancy : do you hear her ? my god , what a predator . she 's after you , luis . she always has been . luis : well , if she is , her timing 's pretty bad . i 'm about to buried in the prison graveyard . sheridan : luis , do n't say that . and no , i 'm not after you . but i do love you . and if you 're honest with yourself , you 'll admit that you love me , too . luis : listen , sheridan . i do n't want to hurt you . but i do n't love you anymore . luis : i love you . [ scene_break ] valerie : let 's hope the police can pick vincent up tonight . chad 's voice : i ca n't let valerie call the police . if he 's cornered , vincent will shoot off his mouth and whitney will find out that i 'm having an affair with him . my whole life will be ruined . [ scene_break ] paloma : noah , they 're going to kill my brother . and they 're going to send miguel to prison for life ? noah : i 'm so sorry , paloma . paloma : oh , my god . luis going to die . and mama -- mama will never get over it . my whole family is being torn apart . oh , god . noah : shh . paloma : oh , god , please help us . [ scene_break ] fancy : you mean , when you really have a choice , you choose me ? luis : you really have to ask ? of course i do . sheridan : i 'm sorry , luis , but that -- that just does n't make sense to me . luis : look , sheridan . what happened to us was sad . tragic even . but , you know , life goes on . you got married . you swore that you 'd moved on . and you insisted that i do the same . that hurt a lot . in fact , i was n't sure if i was ever going to get over it . but i did . it 's funny how life works . anyway , i love fancy now . sheridan : you ca n't . luis : look , sheridan . i 'm sorry if that hurts you , but that 's the simple truth . bailiff : sorry , folks . time to get a move on . theresa : already ? bailiff : i 've given you guys more of a goodbye than i 've ever given anyone . fancy : hey , do n't give up hope , ok ? we 'll figure something out . luis : yeah . bailiff : wrap it up . kay : give maria a kiss . give him a kiss . miguel : goodbye , squirt . i love you , ok ? julian : gently , gently . theresa : this is n't right . this is n't right . pilar : wait . please , please can i have more time with them ? please ? bailiff : lady -- pilar : please ? ok . i 'm praying for you , ok ? and i want you boys to pray , too , do you hear me ? luis : we will . pilar : there 's a lot of people that love you and want to help you . luis : i know . [ pilar cries ] miguel : it 's ok . pilar : oh , god . miguel : i love you . pilar : i love you . sheridan : i swear to god , i will not lose luis . no matter what or who stands in my way . [ next_on ] valerie : you 're not still cheating on whitney , are you ? dottie : somebody save us ! ethan : and god knows what 's going to happen next .
chad manages to break down the door and save valerie . she thanks him and begins to call the police on vincent . ethan promises that he will try hard to appeal and they all say goodbye . sheridan rushes over and tells luis that chris left her . luis tells her that he no longer loves her . miguel and maria have a heartfelt goodbye and fox becomes jealous over kay and miguel . paloma and noah share a romantic evening only to be devestated by the news .
hank : man , every time i look at that bandage , i think if antonio would 've aimed 1/4 inch to the right , bye - bye , luis . luis : come on , it barely grazed me . hank : yeah , but his fist didn't . looks like antonio landed a couple there . two brothers like that fighting , dude -- it 's no good . you have to find some other way to work it out . luis : look , hank , that 's why i 'm here , ok ? you know , i 'm just trying to find proof the only reason that sheridan chose antonio over me is because alistair had her brainwashed in the psych ward . once i do that , there wo n't be any reason for us to fight and sheridan will be with me , where she belongs . hank : any luck cracking the code ? luis : no , not yet . i figure it 's just a matter of time . this decoding disk that you stole from the evidence room -- hank : borrowed . luis : yes , well , it 's come close several times , but -- hank : which c.d . you working on ? luis : sheridan in the psych ward . got to find proof . once i do , i 'll get her back . hank : well , good luck . i 'll be back after my shift . luis : all right . luis : come on , break the damn code . give me the proof i need to get sheridan back . [ door opens ] sheridan : luis . luis : sheridan . what are you doing here ? sheridan : i -- i was thinking about what you were saying to me earlier . do you have any proof ? i mean , can you show me , can you prove to me that you 're the one i really want to be with ? gwen : you want to talk to me about theresa and my surrogate ? i mean , what for , whitney ? what do they have in common ? whitney : ok , i mean , theresa -- gwen : you know i hate theresa . why would i want to talk about her ? whitney : if you 'd listen for a second , i 'll tell you . fox : whitney , come here for a second . let me talk to you real quick , if you do n't mind . whitney : fox , what is it ? fox : this is a horrible idea , ok ? you 're going to betray your best friend . whitney : fox , what theresa is doing is horrible . she 's taking the place of the real surrogate , getting pregnant with gwen 's eggs , having ethan and gwen 's biological child , then trading it for little ethan ? that 's sick . fox : just stop and think about this , ok ? whitney : fox , there 's no time to think . theresa 's in the implantation room right now . i got to stop her from doing this . and you know what , it 's not only sickutut it 's illegal . if i do n't stop her from doing it , she 's either going to go to prison or gwen 's going to kill her . fox : ok , but you know what , you 're forgetting about one thing , ok ? theresa usually manages to screw up her schemes , ok , so f all we know , something 's already happened to stop her . ethan : theresa ? theresa 's voice : oh , god . if ethan has figured out that it 's me and not heather , that i 've replaced the real surrogate , i 'm finished . ethan : theresa . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life ethan : theresa ? oh , sorry , heather , i do n't know what got into me . sorry , all this talking about this other woman , it just -- it just popped into my head . i 'm sorry . it has to stop . i feel guilty enough about what i did to gwen because i could n't control my feelings for this other woman . and our baby , sarah , she died , and it 's basically my fault because i could n't stay away from this other woman , and i do n't think i 'll ever get over the guilt for that . but this baby -- this baby that you 're going to give us , it just means -- it means so much to us , heather . it 's going to get our marriage back on track , it 's going to heal our wounds . you -- it 's just -- it 's just going to be wonderful , and we wanted to let you know how grateful we are to you . and i 'm sorry for going on and on about my problems . it just feels good to get them out . gwen was telling me earlier that once heather has our baby and she has it in her arms , she 's just -- she 's going to be so unbelievably happy . so thank you . and gooduck . i will -- i 'll see you after the procedure . theresa : well , that was close . when ethan took my hand , i thought for sure he knew it was me . then he started talking about how he still has feelings for me . in spite of everything that 's happened , there 's still a strong connection between us . just forget ethan , theresa . he betrayed me by helping rebecca take my child and then adopting little ethan with gwen . well , i 'm not going to let them have my son . once i have gwen 's eggs implanted in me and i have her baby , then i will force them to trade that child that i 'm having for them with little ethan . nothing is going to stop me from getting my child back . whitney : i ca n't let theresa steal gwen 's baby , i 'm sorry . fox : yeah , but , gwen -- she 's your best friend . she 's your best friend , ok ? you ca n't tell on her . whitney : i can , fox . i can if what i think she 's doing is wrong . fox : no -- what about all the wrong things that have been done to her lately , huh ? rebecca took her kid awa from her . gwen adopted little ethan , ok ? those were wrong things . whitney : i agree , but -- so two wrongs make a right ? fox : yeah , maybe in this case they do . she 's doing it to get little ethan back , whitney . whitney : ok , do you not see that this is a crime ? it 's a crime , and i 'm not going to be a party to it , ok ? i 'm not going to be like my mother . fox : what does your mother have to do with this ? whitney : ok , do you know that she shows absolutely no remorse over having an affair with julian , no conscience at all ? i got to stop this insanity . this is crazy . gwen : whit , if you want to talk to me , then talk to me . i just do n't have time for this . whitney : ok , look , i know what i 'm doing , ok , and i know that it 's the right thing . fox : hey , whitney , i 'm not so sure . gwen : so , whit , what -- what is it , you know ? what do you want to talk to me about , theresa and my surrogate ? what ? whitney : yeah , i 'm sorry . yeah , i do have something to tell you . um -- gwen : so , whitney , please spit it out . i just -- i do n't have all day here ! whitney : i know , i 'm sorry . i just have to stop this whole thing from happening . gwen : stop what ? whitney : this whole situation , ok , before anyone ends up getting hurt . sheridan luis , have you found any proof yet that you 're the man that i should be with , not antonio ? luis : well , no , not yet , all right ? i have n't broken the code on these c.d.s yet , but when i do , i 'll have all the proof i need . i 'll prove to you that alistair had dr . ackland brainwash you into thinking that you should be with antonio and not me . sheridan : why would my own father do that to me ? why would he want me to forget that you 're the man that i love ? luis : well , sheridan , for a lot of reasons . i mean , for one , he hates my family . sheridan : that makes no sense . i mean , if that 's true , then why would he want meo o be with antonio ? i mean , you 're brothers , the same family . why would he choose one brother over the other ? luis : because he 's scared of me . sheridan : scared of you why ? luis : sheridan , he knew that if i got close to you , it would be a lot easier for me to access the crane secrets , you know , find out all the lousy things that he 's done to you , to my father , to everyone else in harmony . and he knows that antonio -- look , antonio would n't expose his secrets . he 's not a threat to him . sheridan : i do n't know , luis . luis : no , sheridan , it 's true . but the one thing that he failed to realize is that the harder he tried to keep me away from you , the more determined i was to bring him down . so i came up with a plan . sheridan , i went into disguise . i found alistair 's secret safe and i found these damn c.d.s . and i 'm telling you , on them is proof -- there 's proof that 'll bring him down . alistair crane will never hurt anyone again . [ computer beeps ] sheridan : what 's happening ? luis : oh , my god . the computer 's breaking the code . sheridan , you see that ? that 's alistair 's plan to have dr . ackland brainwash you . sheridan : oh , my god . luis : sheridan , you see ? sheridan -- sheridan , that is why you were awawn to me even though you thought you loved antonio . sheridan : oh , luis . sheridan : oh , luis , i -- i remember everything . it 's true . you 're the man i want to be with . you 're the man i love . luis : sheridan ? sheridan , what 's wro ? ? sheridan : i was just thinking about what antonio told me . luis : what did he say ? sheridan : that you 're trying to manipulate me , that those c.d.s are fake . luis : well , he 's wrong . sheridan : how do i know that they 're not fake ? luis : sheridan , you have my word . sheridan : but you could 've written up all this stuff all by yourself ! luis : well , i did n't ! sheridan , come on , 'm telling you , this stuff is real . sheridan , i will prove it to you beyond a shadow of a doubt , ok ? i love you . i would n't lie to you . all right , come with me . sheridan : where ? luis : i 'm going to take you to see someone who 's going to show you that everything you just read there is real . ok ? sheridan : ok . luis : come on . gwen : what is going on here ? what -- stop what situation before who gets hurt ? ethan : what 's going on ? you all look so serious . what 's up , fox ? gwen : well , whitney here has something to tell me about theresa and our surrogate . ethan : our surrogate ? i do n't understand . gwen : yeah , well , that makes two of us , because i do n't know what they could possibly have in common . whitney : ok -- ethan : whitney , what 's going on here ? fox : hold on one second . whitney -- excuse us real quick . listen -- do n't do this . whitney : look , fox , i have to . i mean , i ca n't live with myself if i do n't tell gwen whass really going on here . gwen : whitney , what is going on with this whispering ? whitney : look , gwen , i 'm sorry . i mean , i know it seems like i 'm dragging this whole thing out , but -- gwen : seems like it ? whitney : please , i have something very important i need to tell you . um -- since you and ethan are about to have your own child through your surrogate , um , i think that you should let theresa have her son back . i think you need to let her have little ethan , and do it right now , because if you do n't , there 's going to be a lot of heartache with everyone , including yourself , ok ? gwen : so you think i should give little ethan back to theresa , do you ? whitney : oh , i know you should . and it 's the right thing to do , right ? gwen : oh , and you decided this ? you decided this , huh ? whitney : well , i mean , come on , you know in your heart that it 's true . gwen : whitney , are you sure you want to know what 's in my heart , because i 've got a burning desire to tell you to mind your own damn business . i am never giving little ethan back to theresa , do you hear me ? never . doctor : heather ? theresa : yes ? doctor : i 'm dr . simms . s. i 'll be doing your procedure . theresa : oh , i hope right now . dr. simmons : well , we 're ready to begin the procedure if you are . theresa : oh , yeah , i 'm ready -- more than ready . in fact , the sooner , the better . dr. simmons : all right , then . nurse : this is such a wonderfully generous thing you 're doing , heather . theresa : thank you . nurse : how did it come about ? theresa : what do you mean ? nurse : i mean , what process led you to decide to become a surrogate ? what did you have to do ? heather : hello . theresa : how are you feeling ? heather : who are you ? i have n't seen you in rere before . theresa : oh , that 's because my shift just started a few minutes ago . heather : well , i 'm fine . theresa : good . good . um , well , i 'll have to do one test , actually , before we start the procedure and implant the eggs , ok ? heather : oh , ok . theresa : all right . it 's a big night for you , huh ? heather : yes , especially for my couple , ethan and gwen . they 're so nice and generous . theresa : oh , well , that 's great . heather : yeah , i ca n't believe how much money i 'm making doing this for them . my husband and kids are very happy . theresa : oh , yes , that 's it . that 's exactly what i need . heather : ethan is a lawyer , very successful , and gwen is pretty and sweet . they 're just the nicest people you 'd ever want to meet . theresa : oh , you 're very lucky . heather : very . theresa : and , you know , i am sure that they are very , very lucky to have found you , too . heather : they seem to be happy . theresa : ok . all right , well , that 's wonderful , that 's wonderful . so like i said , i have this one test to do . i 'm just going to place this over your face like so and you just breathe in deeply . go ahead , breathe in . oh , gosh . i 'm so sorry . you 're the innocent in all this , but it 's the only thing i can do . sorry . ok , i 'll just take these from you real quick -- yeah , just like that . ok , put these on , and let 's close the door . you know , there was a lot of obstacles that i had to overcome . but in the end , i felt that it was the right thing to do for everyone . nurse : must take a lot of determination on your part , though . theresa : yeah . you got that right . nurse : i can tell from the look in your eyes nothing could 've stopped you . theresa : no , nothing . no , i want to be pregnant with ethan and gwen 's baby in the worst way , so nothing 's going to stop me from having their child . [ heather groans ] heather : [ muffled ] help . help me . singer : you are my passion for life [ phone buzzes ] dr. ackland : ackland . no , no , tell him i 'm busy . tell him i 'm not here . i do n't care how important it is , i just do n't want to see anybody . just get rid of them . thank you . luis . sheridan . sheridan : hello , dr . ackland . dr. ackland : hello . i wish you 'd called ahead of time . i would 've cleared my schedule . as it is , i 'm extremely -- luis : we 're not going away , ackland . dr. ackland : ok . i 'm not sure i understand . may i ask why you 're here to see me ? luis : to let you know you 're finished . dr. ackland : wh ? ? luis : yeah . see , i know everything that you and alistair did to sheridan , how you brainwashed her . dr. ackland : oh , not this again . luis : oh , yeah . i have proof . dr. ackland : what ? luis : mm - hmm , that 's right . yeah , i got proof -- enough to have alistair arrested . and , well , if you want to protect your own behind and not share a jail cell with him , then i 'd suggest you start writing out a confession . dr. ackland : you just -- you 're just not going to give this up , are you ? this is the same insane idea you 've been trumpeting for months . luis : yep . proof . why do n't you read and weep . dr. ackland : where 'd you get this ? luis : hmm , i got it . that 's all you need to worry about . well , except for the fact that you 're going to be busted , and then lose your license to practice medicine and be sent to state prison . well , unless , of course , you turn state 's evidence and testify against alistair . yoknknow , maybe i can get the d.a . to go easy on you . dr. ackland : i ca n't do that . luis : why not ? dr. ackland : testify against alistair crane ? he 's one of the most powerful men in the world . luis : not anymore . you see , this is n't the only c.d . that i have . i 've got reams of information detailing every evil and illegal act that alistair has ever done . so alistair 's going away to prison for a very , very long time , and you are , too -- unless , of course , you wise up . dr. ackland : what do you want to know ? luis : everytngng . dr. ackland : ahem . my association with alistair was extremely limited . luis : yeah ? well , how about we start with this then , ok ? does this information look accurate to you , huh ? is this what alistair made you do to sheridan ? is this what you did to her to make her forget that she loved me ? dr. ackland : well , he -- luis : what , ackland ? i 'm telling you to get it straight , ok ? now , either you can tell me everything or i can make sure that you go to jail for the rest of your life . whitney : gwen , you have to know that it is n't right for you to keep theresa 's son . gwen : why should i care what you think ? ethan : gwen -- gwen : ethan , i 'd like to know . because if whitney is going to stand here all righteous , making these pronouncements -- whitney : that 's not what i 'm doing , gwen . gwen : really ? then what are you doing ? ethan : just give her a chance to talk . gwen : what , are you taking her side ? ethan : no , i 'm not taking her side . fox : just -- shh ! -- let her finish . whitney : i know that you and your mother took little ethan away from theresa for revenge . gwen : no , whitney , the judge took little ethan away from theresa because she 's an unfit mother . whitney : no , everyone knows why that happened -- because you blame theresa for sarah 's death and because you ca n't have any more children , right ? gwen : where are you going with this ? whitney : the point is that since you 're about to have your own child through your surrogate , your own biological child , why not let theresa have her son back ? gwen : why not ? why not ? little ethan was taken away from theresa because the courts of this great state declared her unfit to raise him . why and how is theresa unfit ? well , let me count the ways ! number one , she has no home , number two , she has no job , and number three , she is certifiably insane ! fox : not certifiably . gwen : oh , fox , shut up ! ethan : honey , you got to calm down . gwen : i 'm not going c calm down , ok ? have you guys just , like , forgotten -- all of a sudden forgotten that theresa -- theresa is the one who caused me to fall late in my pregnancy which caused the complications which led to sarah 's death ? theresa killed my little girl , whitney ! whitney : gwen ! everybody knows what happened to sarah was horrible . it was tragic , ok ? but the reason that theresa does n't ha a home or a job right now is because of your mother ! all right , now listen , i understand that theresa does some odd things , but she 's not crazy . gwen : oh , some odd things ? whitney : yeah , and she loves her son . gwen : oh , yeah , she loves her son so much that she dumped him on her mother last summer so she could flit off to los angeles to chase after ethan . or is that just one of those odd things you 're talking about ? whitney , i was nine months pregnant and she tried to steal my husband from me . whitney : gwen , if you wo n't listen to me -- gwen : no , i am not going to listen to you because i do not want to listen to anyone who has anything positive to say about theresa ! she got what she deserved ! i am going to raise her son as my own , and there 's nothing you can do about it , so stop it ! just back off ! whitney : you know what , if you could just get past your anger for one second -- gwen : whitney , i 'm not listening to you . whitney : no , no -- gwen : stop it ! whitney : theresa loves her son ! you know what , if you do n't listen to me , you 're going to cause yourself a lot of pain . gwen : oh , i 'm going to cause myself pain , huh ? whitney : yes ! gwen : is that how it 's going to be ? how about all the pain that theresa caused me ? i can not believe that you have the nerve to stand here in front of my face and defend her ! whitney : theresa did n't mean for sarah to die , gwen ! gwen : she did n't mean it ? fox : hey , hey , hey ! ethan : opop , stop , stop ! gwen : are you crazy ? theresa is a bitch , and do n't you dare defend her ! ethan : stop . dr. simmons : now , heather , you do know that sometimes we have to do this process several times to implant an egg successfully ? theresa : several times ? dr. simmons : yeah , i 'm afraid there are no guarantees . well , i 'm sure that was explained to you , as well as to the winthrops . theresa : no , no , it has to happen this time . it has to happen the first time . it just has to . dr. simmons : well , we all certainly want that , but as i said , we ca n't be certain that this time will -- theresa : no , no no , doctor , please , no , it has to take this time . if it does n't , i 'm going to lose everything ! dr. simmons : i must say , your behavior is certainly unlike that of the other surrogates we 've had in here . is there something you 'd like to tell us , heather ? theresa : no . no , no , i don't . i do n't have anything to say , doctor . dr. simmons : are you sure ? you seem a bit panicky . theresa : you know , no , it 's not that . actually , i 'm just -- i 'm just so impatient sometimes , you know ? i just -- i 'm really anxious to help the winthrops have this baby . that 's what it is . i just , you know- - i just want it to work the first time , for their sake . you know , i want them to be happy . dr. simmons : well , that 's very kind of you , heather , and i will do everything i can to make this happen , i assure you . so just relax , ok ? theresa : ok . dr. simmons : and know that we will do our best to get you pregnant as soon as possible . theresa : thank you . oh , no , i 've got to get pregnant this time . it 's my only chance . i just pray nobody finds the real heather . dr. simmons : what was that ? theresa : i did n't hear anything . dr. simmons : well , i did . check that out , would you , nurse ? nurse : i 'll be right back . good afternoon . tonight on global news at five - it 's a story that sounds likes it out of our strange but true files . an elderly woman has a close encounter with a hawk - a little too close for comfort . the angry bird dug into her arm for over an hour . you 'll hear from her at five . + + + health care frustration . an edmonton man says he was forced to set up and pay for his own mri . + + + and - after months of investigation , a suspect 's arrested in the savage beating of an edmonton senior . wel l have these stories and more - on global luis : is the information on this c.d . correct ? dr. ackland : yes . it 's true . i did all those things . i did all those things . sheridan : oh , my god . luis : damn you . dr. ackland : but -- but alistair crane made me do it . he forced me to do it . sheridan : how could you ? you were my doctor . i trusted you ! dr. ackland : i am so sorry , sheridan . i do n't know what to say . it -- your father left me no choice . he threatened me , he threatened my family . i hate , i hate what i did to you and i hateysyself for doing it , and -- i just did n't see any other way at the time . i know that makes me look like a coward , and -- luis : well , you 're not the first person to have been intimidated by the cranes , ok ? know how alistair can destroy people . but no more . that is over . dr. ackland : i 'm just so sorry . i 'm so sorry . luis : sheridan , you believe me now ? sheridan : yes . my god , all the time that we 've lost . luis : no , no , hey . come on , you ca n't think about that , ok ? i mean , we 're together now , all right ? let 's just think about our future . sheridan : yes , the future . luis : yeah . come on . it 's all over , ok ? we 're going to be together . sheridan : i love you so much . luis : i love you , too , with all my heart , all right ? and hey , i am never going to let anyone ever come between us . never . gwen : theresa is a crazy bitch . do n't you dare defend her to me ! ethan : honey , get ahold of yourself . come here , come here . fox : you ok ? whitney : yeah , yeah , i 'm fine . fox : gwen , you 're crazy . gwen : oh . oh , yeah , i 'm the one who 's crazy ? no , theresa is the one who is certifiably crazy ! ethan : honey , hey , take a breath . stop . gwen : is she the one who sent you to talk to me , to tell me to give her her son back ? is this one of that maniac 's crazy schemes ? whitney : what ? fox : do n't talk about her like that . whitney : no , she -- gwen : excuse me ? whitney : she did n't send me , ok ? i 'm trying to do the right thing for you ! i 'm trying to tell you one of her crazy little schemes because i 'm trying to help you . gwen : by telling me to give her her son back ? how the hell is that helping me ? whitney : if you 'd shut up and listen for a minute , i would tell you ! gwen : well , i do n't want to hear it ! i do n't want to hear it , ok ? just hearing the name theresa makes me want to throw up ! ethan : gwen , please , come on . gwen : theresa lopez - fitzgerald is the bane of my existence , whitney . whitney : oh , my god , if you would just listen , i 'm trying to warn you -- gwen : it 's over ! it 's over ! i will never let that little bitch hurt me or ethan again . her reign of terror on me has come to an end . whitney : i ca n't believe you wo n't even try to listen to me for two seconds so that -- gwen : i am so sick and tired , whit ! i do n't want to hear it ! i am sick of being manipulated by that disgusting lowlife ! ethan : all right , all right , come on , come on . come over here . whitney : god . oh , my god . well , i definitely had no eaea that she 'd react like that . fox : well , hey , you know , you tried to tell her , ok ? you tried to tell her . she would n't listen . whatever theresa 's going to do has already been set in motion , so all we can do is just stand here and watch . whitney : yeah . theresa : you know , i -- you know , i did n't hear anything , actually . i didn't . i didn't . so can we start the procedure ? nurse : wait a minute . i know what 's causing that noise , dr . simmons . i heard it earlier . it 's just the pipes . dr. simmons : yeah , that must be it . i heard the pipes knocking myself in the doctors ' locker room when i took a shower the other day . theresa : oh . well , ok , so now that we know what it is , can we start this , please ? dr. simmons : i know you 're eager , heather , and we 're getting very close . it wo n't be long , now . theresa : all right , thank you . it better not be , or someone 's going to discover that it 's not the pipes knocking , it 's a person . [ knock ] gwen : how dare whitney upset me like that . i have been through enough . ethan : honey , do n't think about whitney . let 's just go to the prep room , ok ? gwen : fine , but if you think i 'm ever going to get over what theresa 's done to us -- ethan : can we not think about this anymore , please ? gwen : and , ethan , if i ever find out that theresa has tried some crazy scheme to win you back or hurt us in any way , i swear i will kill her . i will end her life on the spot if i find out she has done anything else to ruin mine . gwen : she has had it out for me since day one . ethan , she has made it her life 's work to ruin mine . ethan : honey , this is not helping anything . gwen : i know it 's not . i know it 's not . i do n't know why i let her get me so upset . ethan : i do n't know why either , because everything is great . and honestly , i think it 's the hormones , ok , talking here . think about it -- we have a surrogate that 's being implanted with your eggs right now . this is the moment we 've been waiting for . it 's time to be happy , ok ? [ knock ] ethan : what is that ? gwen : i do n't know . ethan : i do n't know , either . gwen : i mean , god , it sounds like someone could be trapped in there . luis : i 've dreamed of this moment for so long . sheridan : luis . luis : i knew it . i knew that alistair and ackland did something to you . sheridan : you were able to prove it . i am so grateful to you . luis : you 're my life . you know , without you , i 'm lost . sheridan : i love you so much . i ca n't spend a minute away from you . luis : i love you , too . i promise we 'll never be apart again , ok ? sheridan : i need you . i feel so safe in your arms . make love to me . make love to me now . dr. simmons : i want you to lie back , heather , and take a deep breath . think positive thoughts . theresa : positive thoughts . ok , i got them . dr. simmons : the best thing you can do for us , heather , to make this implantation successful -- theresa : yes ? dr. simmons : is to stay calm . theresa : ok , calm . dr. simmons : it 'll all go smoothly if you just relax . theresa : calm , relaxed . that 's me , that 's me . ok , just hurry up and do it , please ? fox : hey -- you ok ? whitney : gwen really went off on me , did n't she ? fox : mm - hmm . want me to get you something ? whitney : no , i 'm fine . it 's just , you know , i was trying to help her , that 's all . fox : well , you tried . whitney : she 's got some temper on her , does n't she ? fox : gwen ? whitney : yeah . fox : hmm , a little bit . whitney : but you know what , this is n't good . i mean , if gwen could go off on me like that because she thought i was theresa 's messenger , imagine what she would do when she finds out theresa replaced her surrogate . fox : i do n't even want to think about it . whitney : when gwen finds out what theresa 's up to , she 's going to kill her . gwen is going to end theresa 's life . ethan : it stopped . i guess it 's the pipes , like the nurse said earlier . gwen : i do n't know , honey , it didn'touound like pipes . it sounded like someone was maybe kicking from the inside . god . ethan : all right , yeah , you 're right , that sounds like -- oh , my god . gwen : oh , my god ! ethan : heather , what the hell is going on ? gwen : heather ! what happened ? you 're supposed to be in the implantation room ! theresa : ok . all right , so how are we doing ? ready ? dr. simmons : now , what did i tell you about staying calm , heather ? theresa : i know . i 'm trying . big breaths , stay calm . i know , it 's just , you know -- i 'm trying to . i 'm just really anxious to help the winthrops have this baby . you know , it 's their dream . dr. simmons : and we will try to make their dream co t true , but there 's no big hurry . i mean , it 's not as if someone 's going to come charging through that door and stop the procedure . theresa : thanks . right . oh , god , if you only knew . gwen : what the hell happened here , heather ? how did you get in here ? ethan : let 's take her gag off and find out . gwen : oh , my god . luis : i love you so much . sheridan : i love you , too . luis : sheridan , nothing is ever going to separate us again . we 're going to be together , always . always . always . always . always . it will happen . sheridan will remember our love and we 'll be together . come on . hank : how 's it going ? break the code yet ? luis : no , not yet , but i will . soon , i 'm going to have proof that alistair had dr . ackland brainwash sheridan in that psych ward and made her forget our love . hank : get the proof first , then you can make hipapay . luis : oh , i 'll get the proof , and i 'll make him pay . that bastard took away the woman i love . i 'm not going to stop till i have sheridan in my arms and alistair is destroyed . whitney : i really thought i could reach gwen , you know , but she 's so bitter and nasty . fox : mm - hmm , and she 's rude . whitney : yeah . fox : well , you know what , you did what you could , and it 's obvious she 's not going to change her mind about any of this , so better just stay out of it . whitney : you 're right . this is between theresa and gwen now . fox : you know what , though , if theresa manages to get pregnant with gwen and ethan 's baby -- whitney : that 's going to be one huge explosion . fox : amen . an explosion harmony will probably never recover from . dr. simmons : this is it , heather . the procedure 's about to begin . theresa : hallelujah ! dr. simmons : in a very short time , if everything goes as we hope it will , you 'll be pregnant with ethan and gwen winthrop 's child . theresa : oh , i ca n't wait ! theresa 's voice : when i tell gwen i 'm having her and ethan 's baby , she 'll have no choice but to hand over little ethan , my child for their child . ethan : come on . it 's ok . gwen : oh , heather , are you ok ? heather : i do n't know . i mean , i guess . i was just -- i could n't breathe . ethan : it 's all right , it 's all right . just sit down , sit down . relax . try to relax , ok ? heather : thank you so much . i just did n't think anyone was ever going to hear me or save me . gwen : oh , my god , how did this happen ? hohow 'd you get in there ? heather : you wo n't believe it . gwen : but you 're supposed to be getting implanted with my eggs right now . heather : i wanted to and i was all ready to , and then -- gwen : then ? then what ? heather : then -- gwen : oh , god . oh , god ! if she 's here , ethan , who 's in the implantation room ? theresa 's voice : yes . it 's happening . i 'm getting my son back , gwen , and there 's nothing you can do to stop me . kay : what 's this ? `` simone , i think my luck just changed . `` theresa : this is my only chance to get my son back . nurse : that 's not the woman we just implanted with the winthrops ' embryos . gwen : oh , my god . theresa : i am pregnant with ethan and gwen 's baby .
gwen does not want to hear anything that whitney has to say about theresa , even though whitney was going to tell the truth about theresa 's plan to become the surrogate mother for ethan and gwen . heather is discovered in the closet , bound and gagged . gwen is almost hysterical , wondering who is actually in the implant room . ethan is trying to get her to calm down and tell who it was that chloroformed her and put her in the closet . luis is still working on decoding alistair 's secrets from the disks he took from the safe . sheridan stops by , but luis does not have proof yet to convince her that alistair was behind the shock treatments , the boat explosion , etc .
whitney : please , fox , stop . you ca n't stop the adoption . fox : i ca n't stop the adoption ? i 'm not going to stand here while you throw away my son , whitney ! whitney : but it 's not your son ! fox : what are you talking about ? what do you mean , it 's not my son ? of course he 's my son ! whitney , what are you talking about ? you answer me right now . what do you mean , that baby 's not mine ? [ scene_break ] martin : oh , my god , you 're here . you 're really here . i was afraid that i 'd never see your face again . katherine : i -- i did n't mean to come back , martin . i really did n't mean to come back , but i -- i had no choice . things got so out of control . martin : no , it 's a miracle . you 're proof that god answers prayers . katherine : oh -- pilar : what does god have to do with this , huh ? you bitch ! [ scene_break ] sheridan : dottie , please , do n't make me wait any longer . i mean , is that it ? dottie : that 's it . luis : do n't get your hopes up . sheridan : do n't worry , luis . i ca n't wait to get these test results . what 's in that envelope is going to prove what i 've known all along , that marty is my son . beth : fiddlesticks . right , mother ? mother ? luis : you 're not still going down to see marty in the childcare center , are you ? mrs. wallace : who ? me ? no . no , no . no , see , i 'm just practicing my physical therapy . i have to back up for an hour a day . you know , it keeps my joints from acting up , you know , so i can stay limber -- mrs .. wallace 's voice : and make a fast getaway . beth : um -- i thought d.n.a . tests took two weeks . those can not be accurate . dottie : i had to cut a few corners , but these results are correct . they prove beyond a shadow of a doubt who marty 's real mother is . sheridan : i know it . marty is my son . sheridan : luis , after all this time , you 're going to finally see that i was right . marty is my son ! luis : all right , please . would you just take it slow ? all right , we do n't know anything of that kind yet , ok ? now , i do n't want to see you crushed if it does n't work out the way you want . sheridan : do n't worry . i 've known the truth for a long time . that 's just going to prove it . beth : mother -- do n't let them take me away from you , ok ? do n't let them take me to jail , please ! mrs. wallace : shh ! no , you do n't , missy . you ca n't suck up to me now . you 've wanted to bury me at sweet serenity for years . well , the titanic is going down , and this lifeboat only seats one ! beth : i should have known . i could never depend on you . mrs. wallace : well , to quote the great demi moore , `` ditto `` ! dottie : before i open this , let me caution you that the -- luis : excuse us , dottie . just one sec . look , i 'm worried about you , ok ? you ca n't pin all your hopes on this . sheridan : luis , do n't be ridiculous . i 've been waiting for this moment ever since i gave birth in that awful pit and those clowns took my baby away . luis : yeah , and that would mean beth is a -- sheridan : she 's a kidnapper ? a monster ? a lunatic ? why i did n't see it before , i will never know . luis : well , sheridan , i just do n't buy that . sheridan : luis , she had to have been associated with those clowns . in fact , she might even be one of them . look at her . she is guilty as sin . mrs. wallace : they 're staring at us -- the way foxes look at chickens . [ scene_break ] martin : katherine , are you all right ? katherine : i 'll manage . martin : sit down . pilar : all your promises , your vows -- they meant nothing ! absolutely nothing . you just could n't stay away , now , could you ? you had to come back to harmony and get martin . well , guess what , katherine -- you should n't have . and you know why ? because martin and i are back together again ! that 's right . my husband , the father of our children . he does n't want you anymore . we are going to start building a life together again , the life that you once destroyed . we are a family , and we will always be a family ! katherine : alistair told me . theresa told me . i did n't mean to come back , but i really -- i really had no choice . i do wish you both the best . pilar : martin ? tell her ! tell her that she does n't have a chance with you ! martin : pilar , this is n't the time to get into this . pilar : what ? what -- what do you mean , `` this is n't the time `` ? less than an hour ago at the seascape you promised to put the past behind you and move on . we both did , for our sake and for our children 's sake . and now she 's back in town , and you 're back in her arms again ! martin : no , that 's not what happened . pilar : i am not stupid , and my eyes do n't lie to me . i saw you ! i saw the both of you ! martin : we -- we ran into each other . i did n't even know that she was back . i was just saying hello . pilar : right . with your arms around her ? katherine : it was n't like that , pilar . pilar : do n't you dare condescend to me , mrs. crane . you and alistair deserve one another . i have always known that whatever happened between you was your fault , not my martin 's . your time is over . let me show you something . look . just tonight , my husband and i had a beautiful , romantic dinner together so that we can create new memories . look at us . look what a happy couple we make , huh ? do you see his arms around me ? and you 're not in this picture ! i wo n't let you spoil our love again , do you hear me ? i want you to get out of harmony and out of our lives ! [ scene_break ] fox : well , out with it , whitney . what are you talking about , the baby is n't mine ? whitney : look , i -- um -- fox : spit it out ! eve : fox , please , just do n't yell at her , ok ? now , you tell him , whitney . whitney : ca n't do it , mom . fox : no , you can do it , whitney . if you could throw away a baby , you can do anything . now , you tell me what you 're talking about , the baby is n't mine . tell me now . julian : fox , please , listen . remember , i mean , we 're all -- we 're all family here . we love and we care for you . we 'll support you no matter what . we -- fox : what , are you , mrs. rogers ? julian : fox ! fox : no ! i 'm -- forget it ! whitney , i want to know what you 're talking about . you 're telling me the baby is n't mine ? of course he 's mine ! that 's my son ! i know he 's mine ! i have n't met him yet , and i love him . he 's got to be mine . whitney , look at me . you and that baby are the best things that ever happened to me . and , you know , i used to go through life , and i used to be cynical , i used to be sarcastic about everything . i 'd never let anyone in , and i thought that was the easiest way . and then i met you . you changed everything . whitney , nothing compares to what we have -- what we had . i guess i 've been living in a dream . no , a lie . if that baby 's not mine -- whitney : no , fox , what i meant was -- was that the baby is n't yours anymore or mine because we put it up for adoption . fox : no , whitney . you put it up for adoption . i did n't do anything . how could you do that ? how could you do that to me ? you know , as someone who comes from a family of supposed monsters , let me ask you a question , whitney -- what kind of monster are you ? . whitney : i 'm not a monster , fox . fox : well , then what possessed you to come up with such a sick plan , whitney ? where the hell is the whitney that i knew before i left harmony , huh ? you look a lot like her , but i do n't know you at all . because the whitney that i know and love would never do something so terrible , so i want some answers and you better start talking . i want to know why . and , you two , please -- if you know the whole story , why do n't you tell it to me ? because i think i 'm entitled ! julian : fox -- fox : this is a nightmare ! this is an absolute nightmare ! i landed in harmony an hour ago , whitney , and i felt like a hero . you send me on a mission to go find theresa 's baby ? i did it . i risked my life , but i did it ! and i aced it . i did it for you because i love you . and it turns out the whole time , i 'm a fool because the moment i leave , you have our child , and you give him up for adoption ? and i want to know why ! whitney : well , i told you , i do n't want to be a single mother . fox : whitney , that does n't make any sense . it makes no sense at all . you 're not a single mother . you have me . i told you that . you have your family . you have an entire support system . do n't you think i know what single mothers go through , whitney ? we 've got plenty of them working at crane industries , struggling to make ends meet , working overtime just to pay the rent ? they 're all alone with their children . they do n't have any help , and it 's heartbreaking , and it 's exhausting , and that is not you . pilar did it . pilar did it with five children . single mothers who raise their children properly have my deepest admiration and respect . that is not you . that is not you at all . because i have done everything that i know how to do to show you that i love you . we 're living together . i asked you to marry me , whitney . and what about all the baby stuff that i had sent , huh ? and my big surprise -- was n't that proof enough that i was coming home ? was n't that proof that i wanted to give my son every opportunity ? i bought the best crib . i bought the best changing table . i bought the best stroller . whitney : yeah , you know what ? yeah , you got on the phone and you bought a bunch of stuff , but that does n't mean that you 're still not going to , you know , get bored and run away . fox : get bored ? i do n't even know how to get through to you ! i spend money on my son , and i 'm getting that thrown back in my face ? my god , whitney , the boy is a crane ! that is the one good thing about being a crane -- you can spend whatever the hell you want to spend ! whitney : well , money does n't make up for having an absent father . fox : i -- i ca n't get through to you . i really ca n't get through to you . i 'm not going anywhere , whitney . look at me . i 'm not going anywhere , ok ? your parents told you they would help you with the baby . my parents told you the same thing . you are not alone in this . you never were . i want you to tell me how you could give away our own flesh and blood . whitney , talk to me . tell me . you owe me that much . [ scene_break ] pilar : you know what 's missing ? hmm ? years and years of photos that martin and me should have had together , photos of the two of us growing older together , of our children growing up with their father in the pictures , smiling behind them . but we do n't have any of that . and do you know why ? because you stole him . you took him away from me and his children ! martin : come on , just calm down . pilar : do n't tell me to calm down , martin , please , ok ? i came out looking for you , and i -- god , i find you in her arms ? katherine : pilar , i did not come back here to take martin away from you . pilar : ok , then why are you here , huh ? explain that to me . you said that you left so that sheridan and luis could be happy together . katherine : i did . i got on that plane knowing i was never coming back here . and then -- it 's a long story , but i got trapped with gwen and little jane . and theresa and fox and ethan -- they risked their life to find us , and they rescued us from this island where alistair was keeping us prisoner , and -- martin : alistair ? what , that bastard held you prisoner ? katherine : yes -- and gwen and jane . and like i said , theresa and fox and ethan rescued us , and we managed to escape because ethan chartered a plane , and we all just arrived here in harmony tonight . martin : wait a minute , then . so theresa has our granddaughter back ? pilar : yes . yes , they 're at the house . martin : oh , thank god . katherine : and that 's what i wanted . i wanted gwen and jane to be safe here . i wanted jane to be reunited with her mother . pilar : oh , how noble of you ! martin : pilar , please , come on , we do n't know what she 's been through . pilar : ok , maybe not . and i am thrilled that jane is back in theresa 's arms , but that still does n't explain why you are still here , does it ? you should have gotten on a bus to boston or hell ! martin : that 's enough ! now , she just got here . give her a break ! pilar : oh , my god . oh , my god . you want her to stay , do n't you ? martin : i did n't say that . pilar : you did n't have to , martin ! i can see it . you ca n't keep your eyes off each other . fine , fine . you stay here with the love of your life ! martin : no , please , do n't go ! pilar : martin , please . i have pride , ok , and i 'm not going to stay here and watch the two of you -- that 's asking too much of me . just too much ! katherine : this was a mistake . i should have stayed on that island . martin : what , with alistair ? are you mad ? katherine : she is right , martin . i have no business being here . i have to go . martin : no , just wait -- katherine : ow ! martin : what -- katherine : it 's all right . no , no -- [ katherine gasps ] martin : what the hell happened here ? it was alistair , was n't it ? did he hurt you ? [ scene_break ] luis : i do n't believe it . if marty is our son , that makes beth a -- a vicious criminal . sheridan : yep . luis : sheridan , she 's been a good friend to us . sheridan : or so she seems to be . luis : but she helped us plan our wedding . sheridan : yeah , and that happened . luis : but that was n't her fault . and , look , besides that , she 's been great about sharing custody with marty . sheridan : funny , because i remember her tearing into my house and knocking me out when she demanded to have marty back . beth : what do you think they 're saying ? mrs. wallace : they 're talking about how many squad cars to send . beth : god , do n't you ever have one kind or sympathetic word for me ? mrs. wallace : oh , i 'm so sorry , sweetie , but miss manners did n't cover what to say to a kidnapping , murdering loon ! maybe you can read up on it in the prison library ! beth : shut up . luis : well , i just do n't see beth as a violent criminal . sheridan : think about it , luis . she has been around every time something bad happens to us . and now , somehow , she has ended up with our child . well , i wo n't have it , ok ? i wo n't spend one more day without marty . luis : no . sheridan : dottie , i 'm so sorry to hold you up . i know you 're doing this as a favor . thank you . you can go ahead and let us all know the test results . please , show all these doubting thomases what i 've known all along -- that marty is my child . sheridan : well ? well , what does it say ? dottie : you know , i have to interpret these results all the time in all sorts of awful situations -- for the courts , for families . so before i go on , i hope you all realize that whatever i say is going to hurt someone . one of you two women will be devastated to learn that you are not the mother of a child . sheridan : well , it wo n't hurt beth to hear the truth because she already knows the truth . i do n't know what went on in that head of yours , but i know that you were behind my kidnapping and the theft of my baby . beth : luis -- luis : all right , come on , sheridan , you do n't know that . sheridan : yes , i do . i do n't know . maybe you just bought my child from those clowns . either way , if you 're upset tonight , it 's because you 've been caught . it 's very clear that you 're a criminal . [ mrs. wallace gasps ] mrs. wallace : a criminal ? in my family ? beth : luis , look , she 's gone around the bend again . luis : sheridan , calm down , ok ? i love you . you know that . now , whether marty 's our son or not , you know that wo n't change , ok ? sheridan : but marty is our son , and these tests are going to prove it ! mrs. wallace : am i ever one to say `` i told you so `` ? beth : 24 hours a day . mrs. wallace : oh , good , because i told you so . told you , told you , told you , but would you listen to me ? no , you always knew best . well , missy , you are going down now , and i am not going to be around when that happens . so write me , you know , from where you 're working in prison -- hopefully , the laundry room . beth : traitor . mrs. wallace : realist ! sheridan : mrs. wallace ? where are you going ? do n't you want to hear these test results ? beth : my mother has to go to the bathroom . sheridan : well , ca n't it wait ? mrs. wallace : oh -- honey , wait till you get to be my age . when you get the signal that you got to go , you got to go . because otherwise -- kerflooie ! -- wherever you are . let me tell you -- well , it 's just hell getting old . i mean , you can ask precious . she 'll tell you . beth : mother -- mrs .. wallace : what ? beth : precious is n't here anymore , remember ? [ mrs. wallace gasps ] mrs. wallace : precious left ? oh , no , my best friend abandoned me in my hour of need ! beth : ok , ok , ok -- mrs .. wallace : oh , precious , precious ! where are you ? can you hear me ? come back , precious ! please come back ! beth : shh -- mrs .. wallace : oh , no ! what 's an old woman to do ? what a world ! what a world ! beth : i 'm going to go with my mother to the bathroom . she 's having a little spell . i 'm going to calm her down , ok ? sheridan : no ! you can not leave ! the results are ready ! beth : my mother needs me , sheridan -- something you would n't know about . the d.n.a . results can wait . sheridan : we 'd better keep an eye on those two . [ scene_break ] pilar : senor , que esta en el cielo . could you please bring my husband back to me ? and to my children ? they need their father , and i need my husband . i 'm sorry , father . i 'm blunt . but i just -- i do n't have any more words tonight . you know what 's in my heart . in the name of the father and the son and the holy spirit . if luis saw me lighting that candle again for his father , he would think me a fool . oh , god , maybe i am . father lonigan : who 's here ? pilar : oh , it 's -- it 's pilar , father . i 'm right here . father lonigan : what 's wrong ? pilar : um -- can you come sit , please ? yeah , right here . how is it that -- how is it that you always know when my -- when my heart is heavy ? father lonigan : aside from the fact that you 've come to church in the middle of the night ? your voice , pilar . normally when you speak , i hear god 's joy . but tonight -- pilar : tonight you only hear sorrow . but , father , you would have been so happy for me earlier . i mean , martin and i were -- were getting close again . we decided to put the past behind us and -- and come together for the sake of our children and for us , but -- father lonigan : well , then why the tears ? i prayed you two could honor the promises of your marriage sacrament , but when i heard that katherine crane had left town -- pilar : well , that 's just it . you see , because it ended before it got started , father . katherine is back in town . and she 's with my husband as we speak . [ scene_break ] martin : what did alistair do ? how did you get this bruise ? katherine : whatever happened between me and alistair is done . it 's not worth talking about . i have to go . martin : no ! you talk to me . you left without a word . you lied to me and ran off in the middle of the night after all the years we spent together . how could you do it ? you broke my heart . katherine : oh , martin , it was the right thing to do . the only wrong thing i 've done is come back here . i should n't have done it . i have to go . you have to let me go . martin : no , not if that bastard is going to hurt you again . if he does , i swear -- alistair : you 'll do what ? katherine : oh -- alistair : well , katherine , what in the hell are you doing here ? you said you 'd be waiting for me , on my island compound . [ scene_break ] fox : well , out with it , whitney . i 'm waiting . i want to know how you could give my baby up for adoption . whitney : look , can you just stop yelling at me , please ? i had to do it . all right ? i -- god , i just had to . fox : no , whitney , that 's not an answer ! that does n't make any sense at all ! julian : why do n't you give the girl some space ? fox : for what ? why give her space ? you owe me an explanation ! i come back here to the one room in this world that makes me feel like life actually makes sense . guess again . answer me , whitney . tell me . keep talking . i 'm not going to let up until you give me an answer that makes sense . whitney : fox , i had to , ok ? look , i did n't have a choice . you do n't understand . you do n't understand . i had to do it . all right ? i just had to . fox : no , i do n't understand . listen to her . it 's like -- it 's like the saddest thing in the world . it 's like the end of the world . julian : well , she 's been through a lot . fox : wait a second . i do n't know why i did n't see it before . fox : my god , what a fool i 've been . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i did n't know . i -- i did n't even let you explain . is she receiving medical attention for this ? eve : for -- fox : well , for depression , of course . think about it . she 's been showing us signs for months . all of her anger , your mood swings , whitney , those horrible things that you said about the baby . and then what do i do ? i leave you . stuck with your childbirth all by yourself . julian : fox , i think you 're on the wrong -- fox : i do n't know much about women 's problems or hormones or any of that stuff . i just -- i kind of assumed that depression was something that set in after the baby was born , you know , like postpartum . throwing up signals for months now . i 'm too stupid to see them . you 're not alone here , ok ? whitney : fox , listen to me . you do n't understand . fox : no , no , i do understand , whitney , and i need you to understand that you 're not alone . and i 'm back now . everything 's going to be fine . you do n't have to be embarrassed . they -- they have great medications for this stuff . we 're going to get our son back , you 're going to get on the medications -- whitney : no , no -- no ! i do n't want my son back . [ scene_break ] martin : you son of a bitch ! i 'll kill you ! katherine : martin , no , no ! stop it ! stop it ! no ! and no reprisals from you . swear it , alistair . alistair : no . no more favors for you , katherine . you came to me and begged me to help you leave the country . and against my better judgment , i -- i acceded to your request . martin : she said you held her prisoner ! alistair : oh , `` prisoner `` -- the prison is much more luxurious than anything you could ever provide for her . you swore you would never come back to harmony so that luis and sheridan could be happy together , and that boob standing behind you could reconcile with his wife and children . but you went back on your word . well , i guess i was right all along . you 're nothing but a lying tramp . [ scene_break ] father lonigan : perhaps you 're overreacting . katherine crane has a good soul . she may not wish to come between you and martin . pilar : well , perhaps you do n't know her very well . i used to respect her so . she was my ideal of a true lady . kind and generous . and then i learned the truth . she 's a crane , just like alistair . what she wants , she takes . she stole my husband . and if she wants him back , i have no chance with him , father . she 'll -- she 'll seduce him . she will use her charms and play the wounded , long - suffering heroine . and how can i compete with that ? and martin will feel sorry for her , and he 'll just run back to her bed ! father lonigan : you must not give in to despair . it is the most insidious of sins . will you pray with me ? pilar : yes , father . father lonigan : lord , hear our prayer . please give martin fitzgerald the strength to remain faithful to his marriage vows . help him to rekindle the love he once felt for this woman . and let him rebuild the family that has been broken for far too many years . amen . pilar : amen . those were beautiful words , father , thank you . i feel a little better already . father lonigan : the lord listens , pilar . pilar : yes . father lonigan : he answers all prayers in his fashion . go in peace . pilar : gracias , padre . and pray that i regain hope . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : hi . no , no ! out of my way , clown girl ! i scoped out this escape route on my own ! you go find your own ! beth : no , no . you ca n't just -- you ca n't just leave me here to face the music by myself . mrs. wallace : start singing , missy . you 're the one who wanted me gone . well , you got your wish . hey , hey , hey , hey , i 'll drop you a line in the slammer , you know , from vegas . beth : no . get out of my way . i 'm escaping , too . mrs. wallace : no , you 're -- beth : i 'll figure out a way to snatch marty back later . mrs. wallace : no ! dottie : the d.n.a . testing process is quite difficult . you see , first i tested beth 's d.n.a . against marty 's , and -- sheridan : and of course it was totally different . dottie : well , that 's too easy an answer . [ alarm ] luis : oh , what 's that ? what -- what 's going on ? officer : it 's new security measures . it 's coming from the ladies ' room second officer : we got it . sheridan : oh , my god . that 's where beth is . please , dottie , would you wait here for just one second ? dottie : absolutely . sheridan : thank you . [ mrs. wallace grunts ] beth : you ca n't just leave me here , you old souse ! [ mrs. wallace grunts ] [ alarm ] [ mrs. wallace grunts ] luis : beth , what the hell is going on ? would you get her out of there before she hurts herself ? sheridan : i knew it . they 're trying to escape . mrs. wallace : oh , oh -- beth : no , luis , she 's -- she 's just having another one of her spells . mrs. wallace : let me go ! ca n't you hear it ? it 's an air raid siren . they want us to black out all the windows and then hit the deck ! beth : mother , the war 's been over since 1945 . mrs. wallace : oh , no , we 're in london , you dumb bunny ! it 's the blitz ! officer : ma'am , we 're going to need you to come out of the window . beth : just pull . pull her harder . if you have to break her hip , it 's ok . mrs. wallace : oh ! help . help ! an s.s. assassin ! beth : oh , oh , oh , oh . careful , you 're in the danger zone . oh -- oh , call war crimes commission . they are gassing us . [ mrs. wallace whimpers ] officer : ma'am , are you all right ? mrs. wallace : oh , just peachy , lieutenant . oh , what do you say ? we all go on down to the i.c.u . canteen and i 'll teach you boys how to do the lindy , huh ? sheridan : ca n't you turn that thing off ? [ alarm stops ] officer : there . mrs. wallace : ah . thank you , angels ! oh . officer : ok , well -- beth : oh , my gosh , mother , i was so worried about you . the nut - job act is not working ! mrs. wallace : oh . well , just wait and watch . hey , who is that new pilot ? so , where are you based , huh , fly boy , hmm ? beth : luis , i 'm sorry . she just gets confused . luis : yeah ? why do n't we get her out of here . sheridan : yeah , let 's get back to dottie and find out who marty 's real mother is . mrs. wallace : ah -- another bomb 's a - coming ! [ scene_break ] alistair : katherine , exactly how did you get back here ? katherine : it 's a long story . alistair : oh , i 'm always up for a good bedtime story . katherine : well , i hope it keeps you up all night . let 's put it this way -- my escaping from your compound means only one thing . you took your eye off the ball . your security is lax , alistair . alistair : oh , katherine -- yes , i know who did this , who instigated it . little theresa . you know , these lopez fitzgerald people are always trying to give me grief . martin : do n't you dare blame my daughter . gwen stole her baby . any mother would have done whatever she had to do to rescue her . alistair : yes , i know . except present company . you have both deserted your children . martin : you son of a bitch . katherine : martin , stop it , please . enough violence . alistair : yes , there are much more subtle ways of exacting vengeance , martin . martin : you listen to me , old man . you leave me and mine alone . and i 'm warning you -- do n't you dare go after katherine again . alistair : oh , what are you going to do , come after me ? gosh , i 'm all aquiver . let 's try something new . i 'll take care of my wife , you take care of yours . oh , and , katherine , is the lovely pillar glad that you 're back in town after her touching rapprochement with her husband ? and what about you -- martin ? a tad guilty , are we ? that 's why i will always vanquish you . guilt is simply not part of my makeup . so , safe home , lovebirds . pilar : oh , martin . you must still have feelings for me . you must . we were so close at the seascape . when we danced , oh , the years just fell away . until they played that song , and he remembered her . oh , why has katherine come back to ruin my life again ? she wo n't break up my family again . i wo n't allow it . [ footsteps ] pilar : hello ? who 's there ? [ scene_break ] fox : darling , you do n't know what you 're saying . of course you want your baby back . whitney : no , fox , you are not listening to me . fox : no , i am listening to you . it 's ok . i 'm going to go to the adoption agency . i 'm going to make everything better . i 'm going to tell them that there 's been a misunderstanding , we made a mistake , and that we 've changed our minds . whitney : no ! no , i have n't changed my mind . fox : whitney , you are confused , ok ? whitney : no , listen to me . leave it alone ! it 's over . just leave it -- fox : no , it 's not over ! this is my son we 're talking about ! whitney : not anymore ! he 's someone else 's now . it 's -- look , it 's too late . you are never going to see him , fox . fox : how can you stand here and listen to this ? she 's completely lost it . julian : son , please -- fox : no . you 're not thinking straight . whitney , i hope you snap out of this . really , i do , but i can not deal with you right now . i got to go stop an adoption . i 'm going to get my son back . whitney : wait -- no . no , fox , come back ! you ca n't have him ! oh . [ scene_break ] katherine : do n't go after alistair . he 's still capable of wrecking our lives and our children 's lives , martin . martin : well , how can i just stand by and watch him abuse you or anyone else ? katherine : got to leave him alone . i mean , god knows what he 'll do now . i defied him , i escaped . i just taunted him . martin : listen , do n't worry . we 'll handle him . katherine : no , martin , please . i know him better than anyone . underneath that glib exterior , he 's furious . i saw his eyes . he 's mad enough to kill . [ pilar gasps ] [ scene_break ] [ mrs. wallace gasps ] mrs. wallace : oh , no . no , private , you got to get me out of these barracks right now . because president roosevelt needs these secret plans asap . i mean , it 's national security , vital to the war effort , honey ! dottie : what on earth -- mrs .. wallace : and who are you ? [ mrs. wallace gasps ] mrs. wallace : oh , c.p.r . 's latest hotsie - totsie , huh ? well , that 's ok . the poor man deserves it . i mean , i certainly would not want to run into eleanor in a dark alley . brr ! sheridan : knock it off , mrs. wallace ! roosevelt is dead . churchill , dead . stalin , dead . truman is dead , for that matter ! ugh ! beth : hey ! do n't you ever , ever speak to my mother like that . she 's sad , she 's old , she 's poor . she 's not going to live that long . you know , it 's not like you to forget your manners , sheridan . you feeling a little overwhelmed ? sheridan : you 're right . i 'm sorry . i should n't have snapped like that . i just ca n't take this any longer . come on , dottie . give us the test results . let everyone here know that i am marty 's mother , not beth . [ next_on ] ethan : there will be no more retaliation , not from us , and not from theresa . theresa : i 'm going to press charges , sam . and i 'm going to make sure she is punished to the max . fox : i 'm getting my son back , ok , and that 's final . dottie : the d.n.a . tests prove the biological mother of marty is --
pilar finds martin and katherine in an embrace and blows up , slapping katherine and telling her to stay away . she leaves , but martin stays with katherine , upset that alistair had something to do with her leaving town . pilar heads to church to pray and ends up talking to father lonigan , who does little to assuage her fears . as she leaves , she realizes she 's being followed , and alistair finally catches her and grabs her arm .
chad : valerie , you ca n't , uh , call the police . no way . [ scene_break ] whitney : well , you 're such a good boy , honey . you eating all your food . such a good boy . come on , let 's have some more carrots -- it will make you see in the dark . do n't you want to see in the dark ? ouch -- oh , mommy 's back is still hurting a little bit . i had a little accident yesterday . a big , huge , freaking marble fell on me . but i 'm ok . daddy saved me . daddy saved me and grandma eve fixed me all up . i 'm all better . good boy , honey , such a good boy . now let me take my medicine . ok , `` may cause drowsiness and do not mix with alcohol . `` i 'm not going to be drinking anything , so let 's go for it . whitney : you want some more ? hmm ? whitney : oh , that 's nasty . all right , let 's finish our food and have a nice , quiet night at home . does that sound good ? want some more carrots , baby ? come on , open up . [ scene_break ] tabitha : well , i think i have everything we need . that is , if you -- you still want to go through with this , sweet pea . you 're sure you 'd rather go to that uppity mortal school than stay here and be home - schooled by mummy , huh ? tabitha : and i love you , too , sweet pea . i do n't know why i 'm surprised . you 've always had a mind of your own . i suppose that 's the hard thing of raising children , is letting go of them when they get older . you know , you do n't have to go to this -- this mortal school . there are other schools . there 's an excellent dark side school in louisiana run by vampires . you could commute on your broomstick and you 'd still have your days free . endora : no ! tabitha : it 's your funeral . and i am going to stop feeling sorry for myself . well , we better get on with this if we 're going to bring those stuck - up committee women back here and convince them that you would be a perfect addition to their paul revere preschool . tabitha : all right now , what have we got here ? two pickled bats wings . ooh . one piece of white chalk , and that 's the educational angle , i suppose . two ... bigfoot toenails . poof ! and ... a little good fairy dust . oh , honestly , endora , i do n't know why i keep this in the house . oh , oh . my reputation for evil would be ruined if they knew i had this . ooh ! dreadful stuff . ok , now ... one last personal ingredient . tabitha : there we are . ahh . spirits of the dark and light , attend this child . make the high and mighty become meek and mild . endora : [ laughs ] tabitha : oh , welcome , hand . give the little lady a big hand . hmm ? tabitha : never mind . come , hand , follow me . tabitha : round up those two snobs now and bring them back here . if endora wants to go to preschool , to preschool she will go . [ scene_break ] pilar : [ speaking spanish ] everything i love is taken from me -- everything . theresa : mom . pilar : why ? theresa : come on , let us help , ok ? pilar : i prayed , theresa . i have faith , and still i 'm punished . my husband is gone , antonio 's dead , and now luis -- luis is going to be executed and miguelito 's going to spend the rest of his life in prison . ethan : maybe we should all sit down . pilar : oh , my god , i do n't even want to think about the ungodly , terrible things that happen to young men in prison . miguel 's going to die in there . he will , i know he will . theresa : do n't say that , mom , please . pilar : could you please tell me what we have done ? what have we done to be punished this way , theresa ? theresa : i do n't want you to give up hope . all right ? we 're going to fight this . ethan 's going to file an appeal and luis and miguel are going to get a new trial and they will win their freedom . pilar : oh , theresita , you do n't know that . ethan : pilar , we have a good shot . i mean , that trial was a farce and i think the higher courts -- they have to acknowledge it . pilar : `` they have to `` ? ethan , justice was turned on its head today . i 'm sorry , i appreciate your efforts , but what if you 're wrong ? what if judge reilly blocks your appeal and you ca n't get a new trial ? my sons ... my sons will die . [ scene_break ] valerie : why did you do that ? chad : you ca n't call the police . valerie : why not ? chad 's voice : because if vincent 's arrested , he 'll blab and whitney will find out that i 'm sleeping with him . valerie : did you see what vincent did to me ? it 's already swelling up . and that 's not the only place he hit me . chad : i 'm sorry . valerie : he 's vicious , chad . he went off on me like a crazy man . he should n't be on the loose . next time he might actually kill me or some other poor woman . give me that . chad : no . valerie : what is wrong with you ? vincent beat me up , chad , and i 'll bet it was n't the first time he 's done it , either . he 's a menace to society , maybe already a killer . chad : do n't you think you 're overreacting a little bit ? valerie : what ? vincent attacked me ! chad : yeah , i know , i know , but calling the police ? look , valerie , i know the male psyche better than you , ok ? put yourself in his shoes . imagine how hurt he was when you said you were never going to see him again . i mean , men do all kinds of crazy things when they 're wounded emotionally . valerie : only overgrown little boys react with their fist . i 'm the one who was wounded emotionally . vincent cheated on me , remember ? all i tried to do was break things off with him and he abused me . the man is dangerous , chad . i 'm calling the cops , or at least a lawyer , so i can get a restraining order put out on him . chad : i just think you should stop and think things through first . valerie : what 's going on , chad ? i 'm the victim here and you 're trying to downplay the whole thing . do you know something you 're not telling me ? chad : no . valerie : i do n't like this . are you protecting someone ? maybe the woman vincent 's sleeping with ? is that it ? are you protecting her ? who is she ? [ scene_break ] whitney : you want a bedtime story , huh ? go night - night ? miles : : oh , no . whitney : ok . miles : : [ babbles ] whitney 's voice : at least those pills are starting to kick in . whitney : yeah . ok , `` once upon a time , there was a wicked witch . `` oh , honey , this is scary . i do n't think you 're ready for this . thank you , honey . `` once upon a time , there was a wicked witch . `` [ clears throat ] `` and no one in town knew the witch was a witch because during the day , she was very pretty and very nice . but after dark , watch out . then her real face appeared . `` [ scene_break ] tabitha : go -- go , go , go . go find those horrible women and bring them back here . and while you 're about it , hit them upside the head and get them in a better mood . as a matter of fact , why do n't you make them forget about their previous visit altogether ? capisce ? tabitha : you 're welcome , sweet pea . although i still do n't understand why you want to spend so much time with mortals . especially since you know what kind of a man your father is . but ... you 're half - witch and half - human and i love you both , both sides of you . so we 'll just have to make the best of it , wo n't we ? endora : mm - hmm . tabitha : oh , hearts and flowers , endora . for me ? ah , well , next time perhaps you can make it toads and toadstools . they 're more my cup of tea . woman : [ screaming ] help , help ! help me ! not the house of horrors ! binky : somebody save us ! tabitha : well , i never . that spell worked in no time flat . binky : help ! dottie , this is madness ! dottie : what 's happening , binky , what 's happening ? let me go ! binky : oh , no , we 're being pulled back to that crazy lunatic 's house ! dottie : no , not the house of horrors ! help ! somebody save us ! tabitha : those poor fools . they do n't know what they 're in for . [ scene_break ] theresa : you ca n't give up , mama . luis and miguel need you now more than ever . ethan : pilar , you 're a rock . we all need you . pilar : it 's just -- it 's too hard . i 've lost so much in my life already . theresa : mama , you are so strong . and this is the time when we need that strength . pilar : i know , theresa , i know . but i just ca n't bear it . i must seem pathetic . theresa : no , please , stop . pilar : yeah , i 'm giving in to my fears . i know it 's weak and i should just put more trust in god . i do have my faith . i do , but i just can not bear losing one more person that i love . [ door opens ] paloma : hello , mama . pilar : paloma . paloma : i heard . it 's awful . pilar : hug me , please . hug me , both of you . i need my children to hug me tight , please . paloma : how did this happen ? ethan : the trial was a sham , paloma . the judge was bribed and blackmailed and who knows what else . your brothers were convicted before the trial even started . paloma : and what are the chances the convictions will be turned over on appeal ? ethan : normally , i would say for sure . but i just do n't know , given the circumstances . i mean , the governor was in on this . i think the governor was blackmailed , too . there were so many procedural irregularities in the courtroom today , but i just do n't know what i can count on . and god knows what 's going to happen next . [ scene_break ] [ women screaming ] tabitha : my , they are loud , are n't they ? even the well - bred scream like banshees when i get my hands on them . tabitha : oh , oh , i will . i shall be on my very best behavior . even though it might put me in another grave . binky : why are we being pulled back into that lunatic 's house ? dottie : no , stop ! the devil child lives there ! tabitha : devil child , indeed . my endora 's manners are perfection . i have a good mind to -- to turn those two into a -- tabitha : oh , spoilsport . but you 're right , there are probably too many rats in harmony already . obviously , the hand was n't able to -- to take away their memory of their previous visit , so i think a little welcome gift is in order , endora . tabitha : forget - me - nots , darling . remember this if you ever want to give a human amnesia . forget me , forget me not , forget me , forget me not , forget me , forget me not ... binky and dottie : [ screaming ] tabitha : there , ok then . welcome to our happy home . we 've been looking forward to meeting you both . [ scene_break ] paloma : i do n't understand . i thought american justice was the fairest in the whole world . how did this happen ? i know miguel did n't hit fox with his car . if he had , he would n't have driven off . and there 's no way luis could kill two innocent people or attack fancy . theresa : it was a setup , paloma . and whoever is doing this has obviously pulled a lot of strings to make it look like luis and miguel are guilty . ethan : and that 's a whole other problem . what 's even more important than getting an appeal is finding out who has been manipulating us and get them to confess . paloma : yes , i 'll help . theresa : we all will . we 're going to find out who 's doing this and we 'll make them pay . [ scene_break ] valerie : let 's hear it , chad . if you 're protecting the skank vincent 's sleeping with , you better tell me who she is right now . chad : i 'm not . valerie , i do n't know who she is . valerie : then why wo n't you let me go to the police and report what he did to me ? chad : i -- i 'm thinking of you . valerie : of me ? protecting vincent from the police is supposed to help me how ? chad : oh , come on , valerie , who do you work for ? i mean , not just the cranes , but the head honcho herself , theresa . now , you know the media , all right ? just imagine the headlines . `` crane sex scandal rocks the empire . `` and they 're going to have reporters knocking down your door day and night . valerie : i guess that could be true . chad : and i 'm not being selfish here , but it 's not going to be good for business . i mean , the moment this gets out -- well , every other scandal that breaks , the stock price is going to go down . and besides , you know this family does n't like publicity . if julian blames you for the negative publicity , he 's going to fire you in a new york minute . valerie : no , theresa would protect me . chad : will she ? i mean , you know , you two have had your run - ins . valerie : i guess i had n't thought of it that way . but we ca n't let vincent get away with what he did to me . my god , i think he is seriously disturbed . so violent . what happens next time he does n't get his way ? chad : look , i know he 's a wild man . but i 'll bet he 's somewhere right now feeling really guilty . what do you bet he comes here and apologizes to you ? valerie : he 'd better not . i do n't want him in this house ever again . chad : i know , i know . and listen , i know it 's the right thing to do to call the police . so , you want to call them , you know , go ahead . but if you do , it 's going to hurt you more . take my advice . do n't call the police . [ scene_break ] whitney : `` when little gretchen turned around , the wicked witch revealed her face . `` whew , mommy 's getting sleepy , honey . `` and little gretchen screamed , ' it 's you ! you 're the evil one ! ' `` whew . mm - hmm . yeah . [ scene_break ] chad : so what do you think ? are you going to call the police ? valerie : no . you 're right , julian would throw me to the wolves if i hurt his precious company . and as much as i like theresa , well , i do n't know that she would have my back . chad : i think you 're making the right decision . valerie : no . the smart decision , maybe . the right thing would be to call the police and have them arrest vincent and throw him in jail . i 'm -- i 'm so scared , chad . what if he comes back ? what if he tries to finish what he started ? chad : no , he 's not stupid enough to do that . valerie : you do n't know that . you did n't see him . he -- he was fiendish . really , really frightening . damn it , i really know how to pick them , do n't i ? why ca n't i just find a normal , nice , loving guy ? like you ? whitney is so lucky . you 're always -- you 're always there for her , protecting her . although even you play around . what is it with you guys ? you 're not still cheating on whitney , are you ? [ scene_break ] whitney : what was that ? whitney : who 's there ? whitney : just a branch hitting against the window . oh , my mind is playing tricks on me . i 'm sorry . mommy fell asleep on you , did n't she ? come on , let 's go to bed . oh , it 's really cold out there . let 's get some rest , ok ? come on . [ scene_break ] tabitha : come in , come in . make yourselves comfortable . oh , we 've been so looking forward to this . endora 's preschool interview . binky : how did we get here ? were n't we just playing bridge at the country club ? dottie : next time , two martinis is my limit . and you are ? tabitha : tabitha lenox . julian crane set this interview up . binky : i 'm binky longfellow and this is dottie quincy . tabitha : well , charmed , i 'm sure . binky : this house looks familiar . have we been here before on a previous interview ? maybe for an older child ? tabitha : oh , no , no , no . no , endora 's my one and only . curtsy to the nice ladies , endora . oh , she 's so precious and so good - natured . such a well- mannered child . not like some of the devil children that we have in this neighborhood . tabitha : well , i 'm sure endora will be an asset to the paul revere preschool . she 's already reading , you know . dottie : really ? tabitha : oh , yes , yes . all the stephen king novels , hannibal lecter . oh , she loves the classics . binky : what ? tabitha : oops , oh ... tabitha : scratch that . dottie : you were saying ? tabitha : uh , yes , yes , why do n't you come and sit down , make yourselves comfortable , and we 'll have a nice old - fashioned chinwag . come along . we have some lovely drinks and hors d'oeuvres that we 've prepared , have n't we ? binky : how nice . tabitha : [ muttering ] do your stuff , kiddo . humans are always happier when they 're stuffing their faces . tabitha : oh , lovely , lovely . some lovely fresh strawberries , ladies ? help yourselves . dottie and binky : strawberries ? no . [ scene_break ] paloma : tell me about the trial . theresa : um ... well , it was a joke . we found out that judge reilly was actually being blackmailed . so he just rushed through the trial . ethan was n't even able to help pick out the jury . but it 's ok , because ... ethan 's going to get that trial thrown out . luis and miguel are going to get a new trial . he promised . ethan : god , help me . help me help this family , and help me get back together with theresa because our whole future depends on it . [ scene_break ] tabitha : these strawberries , fresh from my garden . please , come on , do try one . binky : no , thank you . dottie : for some reason i feel as if they 're evil . tabitha : evil strawberries ? what are you talking about ? [ strawberries growling ] binky and dottie : [ screaming ] dottie : please , please stop ! please stop them ! tabitha : all right , all right , that 's enough ! i 've had enough of it ! go on , out , you two ! get out of here ! binky : your child will never be part of paul revere preschool ! dottie : never ! tabitha : i would never allow her to come to your worthless school ! get out of here , both of you ! [ chuckles ] tabitha : evil strawberries ? well , i 've never heard anything like that . oh , well , you 're sure you do n't want to try one ? dottie : oh , no . binky : thank you . tabitha : mmm , oh ! binky : my stomach 's a little queasy . tabitha : mmm -- endora , you have one . mmm , oh ! oh , they 're absolutely delicious . come on , please . dottie : i suppose we could try just one . dottie : mmm . binky : that 's delicious . how do you grow strawberries so early in the season ? tabitha : oh , well , strawberries are easy . it all depends on who you use -- er , i -- i mean , what you use to fertilize them . oh , come on , have another , have another . dottie : i do n't mind if i do . tabitha : mmm . dottie : mmm . tabitha : have another . they 're so good , are n't they ? [ scene_break ] chad : valerie , we were talking about you and vincent tonight , ok ? valerie : yeah , well , you better stay faithful to your marriage vows from now on , ok ? whitney deserves the best . chad : yeah . well , i should be getting home to her . valerie : oh , of course . i -- i just -- i wish i was n't so afraid to be alone . what if vincent comes back ? chad : he 's not crazy enough to do that . valerie : yes , he is . chad : hey , you fought him off once already . he 's not going to come back for that kind of humiliation . valerie : well , he better not . if he does , i will definitely call the police . chad : no , no , you do n't call the police under any circumstances , you got it ? valerie : chad -- chad : no , i 'm serious , valerie , no police . if you have a problem with vincent , you call me . i 'll handle it . i 'd love to . valerie : that 's sweet , but you have a wife and son that come first . i ca n't keep calling you to rescue me . chad : no , i mean it , valerie , ok ? if you have a problem , call me and only me . you got it ? valerie : got it . chad : good . oh , and look , do me a favor . you do n't mention any of this to whitney . if she finds out that vincent hurt you , who knows what she 'll do ? she might call the cops herself . and then where will we be ? valerie : ok , it 's our secret . chad : good , now lock up tight when i leave , ok ? valerie : thank you , chad . if you had n't shown up when you did -- chad , i really believe i owe you my life . [ scene_break ] whitney : ok , i 've got to get some rest . but theresa never called me back . i wonder if there 's information about luis and miguel 's trial on the news maybe . man 's voice : and in other news , the lopez - fitzgerald brothers were both found guilty and sentenced today . miguel received life in prison without parole and his brother , luis , will die by lethal injection . let 's go to our reporter on the street for reactions to this shocking conclusion . whitney : oh , my god . oh , my god , that poor family . i -- i need to go to theresa . i need to help her . [ scene_break ] theresa : i want you to rest , ok ? and i 'll see you in the morning ? pilar : anything you need to do , you do it . you help your brothers , ok ? theresa : i know , i promise you i will do whatever i can to save them . pilar : gracias . theresa : mama , we 're family and we 're going to get through this . you can count on me . pilar : [ crying ] ok . [ speaking spanish ] [ scene_break ] binky : mmm , these strawberries are delicious . dottie : oh , simply divine . tabitha : oh , well , i doubt that . now , i am not one to promote the consumption of alcohol , but i wonder if you ladies would like to join me in a little innocent cocktail . binky : i 'm always up for the cocktail -- dottie : we are here on business , remember ? binky : oh , you 're right . dottie : hmm . tabitha : but they 're totally innocuous . i call them `` martimmys . `` of course they 're nothing like as strong as a real martini . actually , they have a special added ingredient . julian crane goes absolutely wild over them . endora : i finished it ! binky : well , if the cranes like them -- dottie : i suppose . i mean , it must be 5 : 00 somewhere . tabitha : oh , how droll . you 're so amusing . dottie : well , we 'll have just one . tabitha : oh , certainly , just one . [ muttering ] two , and you 'll be dancing the limbo naked on the ceiling . [ normal ] ah , there you are , ladies . mud in your eye . dottie : oh , mmm . i do hope you 'll give me the recipe . binky : mmm , what is in this concoction ? oh , i 've never had anything so amazing in my life . mmm . tabitha : [ chuckles ] and now i want to tell you why i -- i think endora would be such a good candidate for your preschool . binky : oh ! do n't tell me . that chair -- that is a hepplewhite design , is n't it ? tabitha : oh -- oh , yes . as a matter of fact it is . i ordered it from mr. hepplewhite himself . dottie : excuse me , george hepplewhite died in 1786 . tabitha : oh , yes , well , that 's just my little joke . yeah -- no , it 's -- it 's been in my family for generations . dottie : my , but you do have some lovely antiques here . some real gems . tabitha : yes , yes , i am a genuine collector . you should see what i have in my basement . right , endora ? [ growling sound ] dottie : i see chippendale and -- [ gasps ] sheraton ! tabitha : yes , bit of a mish - mash , really . i have english , american , bit of french thrown in that i picked up cheap after the revolution . oh , another of my little jokes . [ binky and dottie laugh ] tabitha : always buy quality , that 's my motto . style never goes out of fashion . i 've got some paul revere silver around here somewhere . dottie : ooh . binky : speaking of paul revere , i do believe ms. lenox and her little girl are our type of people . tabitha : ah ! [ scene_break ] [ door closes ] theresa : well , that was an impossible day . ethan : i 'm sorry . i wish i could have done more to help your brothers , you know ? theresa : you did everything that you could . this is n't your fault . this is my fault . ethan : oh , no , wait a minute . we talked about this . this is not your fault . theresa : ethan -- ethan : quit blaming yourself . theresa : no -- no , no , the blackmailer told me to stay away from you . and what did i do ? i end up just making love to you . somehow the blackmailer found out , and what happened today was the blackmailer 's revenge . ethan : i hate this , 'cause at least -- at least when alistair was alive , we knew who was pulling the strings . theresa : i just feel like i 'm being punished for every sin i 've committed since i was born . just why did n't i listen to my mom , you know ? why did i give in to the pleasures of the flesh ? because if i had n't , my brothers would n't be condemned . ethan : theresa , theresa , it 's a little biblical , do n't you think ? theresa : i just do n't know how to describe it , you know ? this blackmailer person is acting like god . disobey and be punished . i just want to save my brothers . ethan : i know , i know . and you know what ? i 'm going to fix this . i promise you , i 'm going to fix this thing , ok ? [ scene_break ] [ doorknob rattles ] valerie : who 's there ? someone 's outside . valerie : vincent ? vincent , is that you ? go away ! get out of here ! [ scene_break ] whitney : alice , alice , i know . i know it 's last minute , but i really need you to come over here and watch miles . a friend of mine is in -- in trouble and i need to go help her . so -- oh , never mind , chad 's here . thanks anyway . chad , honey , where have you been ? it 's late . chad : at the office . i told you where i was going . whitney : then you do n't know . it 's awful , ok ? luis and miguel 's trial -- it 's over already . and miguel has been sentenced to life in prison and luis to death by lethal injection . chad : no , that 's impossible . i mean , so fast ? whitney : i -- i do n't understand it . it 's just too much for one family to possibly take . i need to go to theresa . she needs my help right now . chad : no , no , no , you are not leaving this house tonight . whitney : chad , what are you talking about ? i need to go help my friend right now . she needs me more than ever . chad : baby , baby , look , i know you 're upset . but it 's late , ok ? you almost got killed at the courthouse today . you have no business running around town . you should be in bed resting . whitney : ok , how can i do that , honey ? just think about what pilar and theresa are going through . pilar already lost one son . she already lost her husband , and now she 's going to lose her two other sons ? come on -- i mean , that 's just more than one person could possibly bear . chad : ok , ok , well , first thing in the morning we 'll go over there and offer our support . hey , but there 's nothing we can do about that now , ok ? i do n't want to go back out tonight . [ phone rings ] whitney : who 's calling you at this hour ? chad : hello ? valerie : chad , it 's valerie . please come back here . i heard a noise outside . i think it 's vincent . please come help me . [ scene_break ] tabitha : there you are , mrs. longfellow . binky : oh , tabitha , call me dottie ! no , no , i 'm binky . that 's dottie ! tabitha : oh , is n't she just ? may i propose a toast to my bright and beautiful daughter , endora . dottie and binky : to endora ! tabitha : cheers for the darling . now , i do n't want to rush you , because i know you 've only just met endora , but what do you think ? dottie : think ? tabitha : yes , about paul revere preschool and my daughter endora . dottie : oh , right . binky and dottie : ah ! dottie : i do n't know . what do you say , binky ? binky : oh , ok ! it 's official . dottie : oh ! binky : endora lenox is officially admitted into the paul revere preschool , but on one condition ! tabitha : oh . binky : tabitha , you 've got to promise that you will be -- bring -- oh , a very , very large pitcher of these martimmy - immy - immys into the next parent - teacher conference . dottie : i 'll drink to that . dottie and binky : [ snoring ] tabitha : your uncle timmy , he held his liquor better than that . oh , my goodness . tabitha : you 're welcome , sweet pea . oh , my . my little demon 's going off to preschool . [ scene_break ] paloma : do you feel better , mama ? pilar : no . calmer , but not better . ay palomita , what are your brothers going through right now ? what misery awaits them in that prison and for how long ? just how many more sunrises does luis have to look forward to ? this is just too much . it 's just too much . paloma 's voice : i just hope theresa and ethan are doing something right now to help us out of this mess . [ next_on ] fox : she 's my wife , yet he 's all she thinks about . ethan : sooner or later , this creep is going to screw up , and when he does , i 'm going to get him . person : you just never learn from your mistakes , do you , theresa ?
theresa , ethan , pilar , and paloma are dealing with the fact that luis and miguel have been sentenced . ethan says that an appeal wo n't probably work for them . pilar is devastated and does n't know what to do . ethan and theresa kiss at the end of the show . whitney is recovering from the accident and is home with her son . chad comforts valerie and says not to call the police . chad leaves and she calls him back because she thinks vincent is outside . tabitha puts a spell on two women who run the preschool that endora wants to go to . they forget about their first visit . they drink the martimmys and eat strawberries and pass out .
rebecca : lolo a at this place . itit 's incredibl it so noirir .. lian : i i oughght you dnd n't li j jazz . rebecca : oh , , i n ' n't . bubut e girl who doe my m manicure said thiplple e s rereally , i thougught we sululmeme checkt . waiterer : mr. crane , ititgood to e e you agai asassume le your usu tabab we 're holdinititoror yoyoasas aayays . rebecca : you ' u 've been here bere julian : let 's just sit down , rebecca . rebecca : well , julian , in all the years i 've known you , you 've never mentioned this place before . rebecca : well , so this is where you disappear to . so what 's the big secret about this place ? or is it who ? t.c . : baby , i could sleep a whole week . what a night . eve : yeah , it was very difficult for all of us . fortunately , we were able to work it out . t.c . : thanks to you . ethan : oh , no . thanks to whitney 's willgnesess to listen . t.c . : yeah , we almost lost whitney . i mean , sweetheart , if you had n't have stepped in when you did , she would have moved to l.a. with that punk . you handled things so perfectly . i am just so proud of you . you stepped up to the plate , honey . i mean , you got whitney to listen to reason , and now she 's going to stay here in harmony . eve : well , for six months , anyway . t.c . : well , you know , after six months , whitney will be completely over chad . he 'll be out of her system and she 'll be back to normal , back to the way things should be . eve : i hope so . [ chad 's song plays ] [ knock on door ] whitney : come in . liz : oh , hi . i just thought i 'd check , see how you 're doing . whitney : oh , well , i 'm all right , thanks . liz : rough night , right ? whitney : i 've definitely had better . liz : well , i just want you to know that if you want to talk i 'm here for you . whitney : thank you , liz . liz : whitney , what are you listening to ? whitney : oh , it 's a song that chad wrote and produced himself . liz : he is talented , is n't he ? whitney : yep . he 's going to be very , very successful . li whnene i is something elseseoioing on ? whitney : chad was offered a job at a record company . liz : well , that 's great . is n't it ? whitney : he 's moving to los angeles . liz : well , whitney , it sounds like a wonderful oprtrtunity . whitney : it is . it is , but i 'm just going to miss him m much . and i do n't -- i don $ tantt to sound selfish . i love that man more than anything in the world , and i want what 's best for him . i want h t to have his dream . but what if once he gets to l.a. his dream does n't include me anymore ? [ chad 's song plays ] fox : chad , what 's up , man ? i thought i heard music in here . chad : have you ever heard of knocking ? fox : knocking -- yeah , right . you know what ? actually , my family owns this place , so i do n't really have to knock . chad : wellll , i ve a and ioror herereow , whicich ans s yocacan ' just come barging in whenever you want . typical crane attitude . you think your money gives you the right to push people around , do whatever you damn well want ? well , i pay rent here , and i expect some privacy , so get out . fox : what ? chad : now . fox : you know what ? i 'm not going anywhere . theresa : i need a lawyer , a good lawyer , and you are the best one i know . and you 're a friend . i need a friend on my side , someone who will help me fight for my rights as a mother . please tell me you will do it . tell me you will help me fight julian . if you do n't , i will lose my baby . i know i will . ethan : all right . all right , i will help you get custody of little ethan . theresa : i knew it . oh , thank you . i knew i could count on you . ethan : you can count on me . sier : : i would hol the ha of ththonone who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life theresa : thank you . thank you so much . ethan : it 's going to be ok . theresa : i know it is now that you 're gog g to help me custody of little ethan . gwen : what is going on ? ethan : gwen . gwen : i ca n't believe you . ethan , we just talked about this tonight . you promised me that you would not put your job at crane in jeopardy by helping theresa . you swore to me that you would put me and our baby first , u u ululd cucus on o f family and our marriage . and now i walk in here to find that you 're promising theresa that you 'll be here for her . ethan : please , just -- gwen , listen to me . gwen : our baby , our family , our marriage has to come first , ethan . there 's no room for theresa or her baby -- no room . chad : get out of here , fox . i 'm not going to say it again . fox : let me tell you something , man . you 've got a chip on urur shoulder the size of a sequoia . what 's up with this attitude you 're slinging ? chad : oh , i got attitude ? you 're the one that keep barging in here . this is my place . fox : what , you live here ? chad : that 's right . fox : a a recording stuo ? chad : what about it ? fox : no , nothing . no , look , like i said , i just found out my family owns the place and i just want to take a look around , that 's all . chad : why ? fox : well , i 've been doing research on all the crane holdings , you know , trying to find a place in the crane empire where i could fit in , and i just kind of find it curious that my family owns a recording studio . i mean , it does n't really fit the mold of the whole crane corporate image . so i thought i 'd come by and take a look . chad : i get it . you want a job in the music induryry , so you get your daddy to kick me out so you could have it all to yourself . i 'm going to save you the trouble . i 'm leaving anyway . fox : all right , whoa , look , chad , i did n't come here totoicick u ouout , ok ? k ? like i said , i did n't even know you were here . i just came by to take a look around . chad : well , i 'm leaving anyway . i got a job in l.a. at a record company . fox : you 're kidding . chad : no , and i leave soon . fox : los angeles ? i mean , i always wanted to spend more time there . all that sunshine and the beaches and hollywood parties , the whole club scene -- not to mention the women , huh ? chad : no , i 'm not interested in a t that . the only woman i 'm interested in is my girlfriend , whitney . she 's the one i love , the one i 've always loved . and i 'd do just about anything to get her to come to l.a. with me . whitney : i 'm just afraid that once chad gets out to los angeles and gets involved in hisususic and his career that he might not still have the same feelings that he had about me . liz : why do n't you go with him ? whitney : my parents . they 're completely against i liz : oh . they forbade it ? whitney : no , not really . they just want me to take some time to think it through . liz : how much time , whitney ? whitney : six months , enough time for chad to get on his feet and for me to finish out the semester of school . mom and dad just want to make sure that i still feel the same way about chad then as i do now . but i know i will , liz . i love him more than anything in this world . i just hope he still feels ththsasame way a me . li whitney , i have a flilihahehe w and i 'm lieng to thehe lyrics of this song and i can hear e e eat love t t singer r s for s s lover . i think that chad wrote these beautiful words r r you . i think he had you in mind when he wrote this song . whitney : yeah . he said that he did . liz : oh . whitney : thank you , liz . is rlly helplps . liz : oh , you 're welcome , honey . you just keep thinking positive thoughts , all right ? whitney : can i tell you something in confidence ? liz : of course . whitney : no one can ever know about this , ok ? but not only did chad write this song about me , he wrote it for me to sing . liz : you ' a a singer ? whitney : singing has become my dream , liz . i love it so much . chad wants me to go out to california with him so that we can both pursue our dreams together . he would write and produce all the songs , and i would be the singer , of course , and we 'd be a team . liz : whitney , have you told t.c . and eve about this ? whitney : no . no , you ca n't ever mention this to them , ok ? espepecily my mom.m . liliz : why t yourur mother ? whwhney : y : she e hatesinging . she would never allow this to happen , never .. . i would n't imagine eve would . straightened and repaireder ee extreme make over included a + g gwen : i wo n't have it . i wo n't have you running to theresavevery time she stubs a toe orrereaks a fingernail . theresa : how can you compare losing my baby with a broken fingernail ? gwen : i 'm not interested in you , theresa . ethan , i need you to concentrate on our marage . [ little ethan cries ] theresa : oh , i ca n't seem to get little ethan to calm down . he wants you . gwen : what ? theresa : m sorrrry , gwe but i know that he wants ethan . ethan : theresa , i -- [ little ethan cries ] gwen : oh , for god 's sake , ethan , just go , ok ? ethan : i 'll be right back . gwen : this -- this is exactly wh i a am talkinababout . theresa , ethan is not the father of your child . ethan is the father of the baby that i 'm carrying , and i am sick and tired of you always trying to manipulate his feelings . theresa : i 'm not , gwen . gwen : leave him alone . just leave him alone , theresa . theresa : i know that you hate me , and i understand why . gwen : i do n't need your understanding . i need my husband . thereres gwen , you think that this is about me , and it is n't . it 's about my child , my son . i ca n't lose him . i can't . please , gwen , you 're going to be a mother yourself . what would you do if someone were trying to take your baby from you ? gwen : someone is , theresa . someone is trying to pull my husband and my baby away from me . you are ! and i am sick and tired of it . and i 'm going to put a stop to it once and for all . you say that you 'd fight for your life and your baby ? well , i will fight for mine , and i will fight with everything that i 've got . whitney : my mother would be furious if she ever knew that i actually wanted a career in singing . she ca n't stand the sisic scene . liz : whitney , did she ever say why ? whitney : no . i mean , she hardly ever talks about it , but we just know . i mean , it 's , like , the unspoken , unwritten rule around this house -- no singing . liz : interesting . whitney : mom does n't even listen to music . i mean , when simone and i were younger , she would n't even let us sing in church . i never understood why , but i knew better than to ask . liz : and she never gave you a reason why ? whitney : no . none . i mean , sotitimes i wond somethi b bad happene to her that involved singing . but what ? julian : thank you , claude . claude : a pleasure , mr . crane . waiter : your private reserve is running a little low , mr . crane . i took the liberty of phoning your vintner in champagne . julian : oh -- waiter : he 's expressing six cases . julian : well , very goo orge george : and may i also say i 'm happy to see that your guest is finally joining you . rebecca : what ? who 's usually here with him ? george : oh , no one . mr. crane comes alone . rebecca : he does ? george : but he always has the same bottle of champagne and two glasses delivered to the table , as if he was expecting someone to join him . and now , at last , you have . will there be anything else ? julian : not right now , thank k you.u . rebecca : well . i 'm waiting . julian : fofor what ? rebecca : an explanation . look , i know you 're not waiting here for me because you 've never asked me to join you here . so , who is the other glass for , hmm ? just who are you expecting ? this is global news . leslie : good afternoon . health officials say this long weekend is a critical time in their battle against s.a.r.s . with easter services and family gatherings , there are concerns about the spread of the disease . residents of a condo building are on high alert because three people in the building have been diagnosed with s.a.r.s . their cases can be traced back to the funeral of an 82-year - old s.a.r.s . victim . there is a person listed as a suspected case and officials do n't know how that individual became exposed . we will tell you how it is affecting easter services tonight at 5 : 30 . a reminder what 's open and closed this holiday weekend . banks , government offices , canada post and most grocery stores are closed for good friday . all beer and liquor stores are closed today and on easter sunday . ttc and go transit will be operating on holiday schedules . two peel region marine officers are happy to be alive . they were stranded off port credit when high winds overturned their zodiac . our global global news chopper spotted the pair and alerted safety crews . to iraq and queioions if saddam hussein is dead or alive . this video shows hussein with crowds cheering them on april the 9th , the day the capital city fell . the u.s. has no idea if the iraqi leader is dead or alive . the u.s. has another member of the former regime in custody . samr al - najim was handed over to u.s . forces by iraqi kurds . we will have the latest on what 's happening in iraq . we will check in with the leafs as they get set to play game five gwen : i 'm not going to stand for this . theresa : please , gwen , hear me out . gwen : theresa , i 've heard it all before . theresa : this is my child , my son . whatever you think of me , you have to know that i love my son and i ca n't let julian take him . it would destroy me and it would hurt little ethan terribly . he 'd grow up without ever knowing any real love and affection , and i ca n't let that happen . ethan : he 's out , and i suggest we keep our voices down . theresa : you have the magic touch with him , ethan . gwen : look , theresa , i feel for you , i really do , but i do n't want my husband dragged into another one of your crises . yoyou can find someone else to help you . eaease , ethan . please tell her you wo n't do it . ethan : theresa -- theresa : and inink of the things that i 've done for you , eth . i nearly died twice trying to save you . all i am asking is that you help me now . help me to keep my son , your godson.ererhihing has been tan from me , gwen -- the love of my life , my security , the future that i wanted to give little ethan . gwen : and you 're not to blame for r y ofof it ? i mean , is that what you 're trying to tell me ? theresa : i made mistakes . i will admit that . but it 's no reas t tpupunish my baby . i have nothing to fight julian with , nothing . i 've lost it all . i ca n't lose my baby . not my baby . chad : you 've been in love before so much where the idea ofomomebody being apart from you for six days , let alone six months -- fox : you know what ? actually , i really do n't know what you 're talking about . i mean , to tell you the truth , it 's been kind of strange coming back to harmony . i mean , first , listening to theresa talk about ethan , right , and how much she loves him , and then coming here , just to hear you talk about whitney and how much you love her , but -- to be quite honest , man , i never really knew love like that existed . i always just assumed it was something made up to sell greeting cards or something . chad : you know , i used to think that way before i met whitney . believe me , man , this is the real thing . nothing sweeter . fox : i 'll take your word for it . chad : oh , no , you 'll find out yourself someday . fox : no , i won't . chad : yes , you will . fox : well , maybe . whatever . chad : anyway , man , i 'm sorry i got mad at you when you came in . fox : you know what ? forget it . chad : no , i mean , it 's been a real long night , and the last thini i want t to w with ss a crane . i mean , i know julian , and he can be a real bastard . i mean , sorry if that offends you . fox : no , no , it does n't offend me . actually , i could n't agree with you more . chad : and i owe you for getting me out of that fire at sheridan 's cottage . fox : forget it . it 's no big deal .. chad : wewell , anyway , i should n't have assumed y ' r 're like your father . i mean , yoseemem like a pretty standup guy . fox : i can be just about as big of a bastard as my father , if not more of a bastard , but -- chad : hey , at least you 're honest , not trying to pretend to be someone you 're not . fofo i am what i am , man . why try to hide it ? chad : i guess i 've been warned , huh ? fox : yeah , you can put your name at the end of a long list . liz : you think something bad happened to your mother that she 's associated with singing ? whitney : sometimes i really do wonder . but , i mean , it 's just -- it 's ridiculous . my mother is perfect . she had a perfect upbringing , and she 'd never be involved in anything bad . this is just something that i 've learned to accept about my mother . she does n't like singing . and if she ever found out that i wanted a career in singing , she 'd put a stop to it immediately . liz : what about your father ? whitney : oh , he would n't be happy , either , but for completely different reaso . liz : right . tennis . whitney : yeah . he thinks i should be completely focused on that . he would just see singing as a distraction . but my mom -- it would destroy her . liz : destroy her ? whitney : i know . i mean , it 's so strange . and i 'm not even sure why she 'd be so devastated about it , but i 'm certain that she would . liz : oh , ye eve would certainly be destroyed by it . whitney , listen , i would never suggest that you do anything against your mother , but there comes a time when you and you alone need to make ththe decisions concerning your life . i mean , it is your choice to determine what you want to do in life . and you should n't forget about your dreams just because it 's not what your mother would want . i 'm sure eve would n't want it that way . whitney : no ? liz : if eve truly knew that you loved to sing , i 'm sure she 'd come around and support you . whitney : you really think so ? liz : i do , whitney . i really do . whitney : hmm . rebecca : so , who 's the other glass of champagne for , julian ? who are you waiting for ? julian : i 'll make you a promise , eve . no matter what happens between us , no matter how many years pass , i 'll always be here at this table with our favorite champagne waiting for you . eve : i think you mean that . julian : i never break a promise . rebecca : it 's her , is n't it ? julian : who ? rebecca : julian , i already told you that i know there 's a woman that you think about . 't me and it is n't ivy . it 's just that somewhere you sort of disappear within yourself , and it 's likyoyou 're suddly shere else with someone else . now , it took me a while to figure it out , but i realize that there is another won . julian : rebecca -- rebecc do n't get me wrong . i 'm not saying that you 're acallyly seeing another woman . no , it 's not that , and i do n't think she 's a threat to me oror a threat to you marrying me . at least not in reality . but i also get the feeling that you would be with this woman if you could . and there 's some reason that you ca n't , so that tells me that this woman is eith m married or hates you . or both . so , whwho is this j julian ? o t thiwowoman o hahas your h ? t.c . sweetheart , i am really sorry for the way i reacted eieing you and julian together . eve : i owow you a , , eeeeeaeart t.c . : you u ow , i should h haveknown better . you u woulnever bebe with aigikikththat . eveve : you know , neney , i dot wawanto o talk about julian he has notngng to do wiwith our le . t.t.c . : i 'm sosorry i brough it up . e : e : yoknowow , whitney 's at home withs , safe , and tomorrow is a new day , and i 'd like to start it fresh , put all of this behind us . everything 's going to be ok with our family , t.c . as long as we stay together and we do n't let anything come between us , everything 's going to be ok with our family . t.c . : hmm . i love you so much , baby . eve : mmm , i love you , too . t.c . : you are a perfect woman . i married the perfect woman . that 's what i was telling liz the other day . liz : after i steal your husbandndnd reaeal your past , you 'll lose everything -- your house , your job , your family -- everything . eve : i think it 's time we started thinking about asking liz to leave . t.c . : sweetheart , where 'd this come from ? eve : well , it 's something i 've been thinking about for a while now . t.c . : honey , why do you want liz to leave ? she 's a wonderful person . is there something you 're not telling me ? flashback brought to you by volkswagen . on the road of life , singer : y you re myasassi for l life t.c . : eetheartrt , why do you want liz to leave ? i mean , she is such a wonderful person . is there something you 're not telling me ? eve : no . no , honey . it 's just that when she came to stay in our garage apartment it was just supposed to be tetempory . and noitit seems like she 's not planning to leave . you know , and she 's acting like she'papart of our family , and she 's involving herself in things that are really not her concern . t.t.c . : sweetheart , i do n't see that . eve : well , i do , and i do n't want outsiders interfering in our family . it causes problems . t.c . : i i still do n't see what you 're trying to -- eve : do you see what 's happening with sam and grace ? t.c.c . : you anitith ivy living with them ? eve : and david staying right next door at the b & b ; ? it 's making a lot of trouble for them . c.c . hoy , y , that is coletetely difrerenthahan at 's 's going onititliz . i i mean , liz is a good person . i mean , she 's solid . i memean , i really feel for liz . shshe has been through so much . all the horrible things that her sister did to her . i mean , i really , really understand why liz wants to be a part of our family . i mean , it 's comforting to her , makes her feel good . i mean , i could tell she would like a family of herwnwn eve : then let her go out and find one , t.c this is our family . t.c . : sweetheart , i 've never heard you talk like that . you 're such a generous person . i mean , you 've let people stay at our house countle t times . eve : look , i know , hoy . it 's just -- it 's just that with everything that our family s been through lately i think that we need to stick together , and i do n't want any strangersnfnfluencing our family . that 's all i 'm trying to say . t.c . : honey , are you sure that 's llll it is ? eve : i 'm positive . t.c . : ok . whatever you want . tonight , wrere not going to talk about anybody -- not lilian , not chadnor z. i st wantotoococ on n us d ons . ney : oh , i would lo thihink tt my m w wld acpt m mgoing g after a caer in sin . but st don seeee it . anyw , thth i is ju s somhing thatat 'm j jt goining toe to keep to myself . liz : you know , whitney , i think you 're right . you do not have to make a decision tonight . giveouourself meme tim just like you 're doing with chad . i have t f feeng that on you 're out there in l.ith m ngng to be impossible not to folw your dam . you 'll make it work , whitney . i know you will . whitney : thanks , liz . i really appreciate you being here for me . this is something i really ca n't talk about with anyone else except chad . i 'm really glad that i can confide in you . liliz : so am i , whitney . so am i . hey , let 's see what 's happening in harmony tonight . whitney : why ? liz : well , i think it might be nice to go out , have some fun , take your mind off things for a while . whitney : go out ? liz : yes . just the two of us . whitney : but it 's pretty late . liz : no , it 's not late at all . come on . you 're not going to be getting much sleep tonight anyway . too much on your mind . whitney : well , you 're definitely right about that . liz : so , what are you waiting on ? fix yourself up . you know , sometimes it 's nice to go out with a friend that you do n't know so well . takes pressure off of things . whitney : ok . soso wherehod d we g liz : let me surprise you . come on . get dressed . i 'll see you later . whitney : ok . chad : your honesty is a real change , fox . i mean , i have n't seen a lot of that from the cranes , except for ethan .. but it turns out he 's not a cran fox : ah , do not compare me to that guy , ok ? i nototike him , not in a anyayshshape , or fo .. wewe'vnevevegottenen along . we 've never seen eyeo o eye . chad : why no memean , ethan 's a great guy . he h honest , he 's loyal , he 's always doing the right thg . and what 's ot t to like ? fox : wewell , i guess i 'll admit that sincee 's s no longer a threreat to my inheritance or trying to climb up the crane rprpore e laddert 's s lilittle easier for me f feel betterabout ethan . chad : it sululd be . i mean , he 's your ha b fox : yeyeah . yeah , ghght . yoyou kn , , he was aayays there , and i was the arare . my father and my grafafaerer constantly had us at odds because theynew i could never measure up . hehey , i mean , ththan was the serious one , right , and i liked to play . but you know what ? none of that matters now becausi ethan 's not crcrane , so , i mean , i guess i can feel better about him because he 's no longer a threat to me . ch : you were n't lying . i mean , you ' j just like julian.n . fox : too chch reality for you , chad ? chad : too much crane , maybe . fox : yeah , well . whatever . i 'll tell you what , though . thereris one thingngthanan haven n commonththou - -- weweoth h sa . in fact , bet if that guy honene witith himsand did n't always try to do the right thingbyryelelse , he 'd have to admit he 's ill l in lee with her . chadad : whatbo you ? fox : what about m chad : i , ront about you re . you sure made it clear you do n't doigight by anybody but ururself . i is thesesonour radar ? r ? gwenen : i fefe fororouou , theresut i d do n't wanetetha vovoed i owow y wa ay t welell . theresa : ethan , lease . dot t turn yckck on me . you can't . i need y you mymy baby needs ethan : my fir p prior and always will be gwen and ouour ba and i'grgrefeful t you for everng that you ' done for me , but i - ca n't t he y you at thpee of my wife and our child . there s but if youren ' n ' ere to hmei i will l my baby . julianill l takeim fme . i wi losostle e bo fox : is theresa on my radar ? what are you talking about ? chad : come on , man . i know you have eyes for theresa . i just want to see if you 're serious about hooking up with her . are you in love with theresa ? fox : look , chad , i already told you , man , i 've never really felt the kind of love that you have for whitney , all right ? i 'm not even sure i 'm capable of it . chad : everyby y is . when you meet the right woman , you have no choice but to love her with all your heart and soul . i mean , it 's how i love whitney . that 's why it 's so hard for me to think of going to l.a . without her . it 'd b blikeke me aving g half of myself behind . fox : man , you know what you need to do ? you need to get out . you ca n't sit here alone feeling depressed about whitney . you need to reconnect with your second love , man -- music . chad : i mean , i do n't know . fox : no , listen . listen , i was going over all the real estate holdings that my family s. turns out we owns a nightclub downtown . what do you say g go there , i do n't know , check it out , have a drink or something ? chad : what 's the name of the club ? fox : it 's called the blue note . chad : you 're kidding ? fox : no . why ? you know it ? chad : well , i came to harmony to find my real mother and d thth , , and i got a lead about my father in a club called the blue note in boston . i think that 's where my father met my mother . i mean , my father was some rich guy who thought the world revolved around him . chad : oh , wow . and now you find out that my family owns a club called the blue note . are you sure your father was n't a crane ? chad : right . i 'm your brother . and since i 'm the older one , i 'm going to take ethan 's spot as the heir -- fox : oh -- chad : and you can go back to being the spare . fox : ok . well , in that case , you 'll be buying the drinks tonight . all right , come on . let 's get out of here . e : e : what is liz dogg out ththere ? where is she going in t.c . 's car ? maybe she 's not alone . maybe she 's got one of the girls with her . rebecca : so , julian , why wo n't you tell me who this woman is ? julian : why ca n't you just forget about her , rebecca ? rebecca : well , so , she 's either married or she hates you . well , there 's far too many married women in harmony , so let 's narrow down the list with the ones who hate you . oh , there 's ivy . we know she hates you , but i also know that she 's not in your heart . grace bennett . no . you always run screaming from the room when she shows up with one of those dreadful tomato soup cakes . and there 's theresa . well -- no , you went through too much trouble to get rid of her . well , there 's always dr . eve russell . she ca n't stand you . hmm . you and eve . the strong , virtuous dr . eve russell.l . no , no , that is impossible . i just can not see it . theresa : if you wo n't help , my baby will be taken from me . ethan : i wo n't abando you inhis , t tsasa .. gwen : ethan -- ethan : but i certainly , certainly will not abandon you , , or our cldld . i'gogoing to help theresa ep littlethan and i 'm 'm going to there re as a hbaband and a fher to our childld . have my o on that esa : thank you so mucyou do n't know how much this e e and littleththan . gw will thi er e will thesa never b be out of our lives rebecca : welli knowow t n't the man thatououe away for . julilino whato fufue anmeme ? serious , updrdreve rurussell and you ? oh , dodon'lah . i ca n't think of anything re ridiculous . fofox : whdo you s spopo amily won place ke this ? mean , it c c be e ot inyoyoknow ? tainly n the k kd placecey fath grandfather would hang out at . chadadlook you 're wrong fox : , , thatateres . i guess s mys fullll sects chad : : we have something in common . my father is a secret . [ knock on door ] eve : oh , where could liz have taken her ? eve : oh , my god . whitney : so , where are we headed to , liz ? liz : i wanted to surprise you , but i probably should tell you . knowing how much you enjoy music , i thought i 'd take you to a supper club . it 's called the blue note . you 'll get to hear some really fine singers . whitney : oh , liz , i do n't think my mother wod d like that at all . liz : hey , it 's only one time . after all , you 're not going to start hanging out there . whitney : yeah . i mean , i guess you 're right . it 's just one time , right ? liliz : yeah . whitney : mom probably wo n't mind . liz : and what your mother does n't know wo n't hurt her . liz 's voice : this is going to do it , eve . to see your daughter headed down the same path you took , it 's going to destroy you . whitney : something about him moves me the way that he softly speaks my name eve : i 've got to get whitney away from that club . sheridan : something terrible is going to happen to me , antonio . i can feel it . charlie : die , sheridan , die .
gwen is enraged when ethan goes against his promise to her to put theresa and her child first . whitney has a chat with liz about chad and her love of singing . liz persuades her to go against eve 's wishes and follow a singing career anyways . julian acts strangely at the blue note with rebecca . she finds out her orders champagne and two glasses and sits alone every time he comes in . she knows he 's waiting for his lost love . chad meets with an unlikely source ... fox and they chat about life and love .
dort : hey ! hey . slow down , rookie . what did i tell you about taking it easy , pacing yourself ? you 're going to wrench your back if you do n't slow down . kay : i told , i ca n't slack off . ok , i ca n't afford to lose this job . i need the paycheck . dort : oh , yeah , right , so you can take care of your baby girl and that good- for - nothing boyfriend of yours . [ laughter ] kay : miguel 's not good for nothing . he 's a terrific guy . dort : oh , yeah . that 's why he was making goo - goo eyes at his ex - girlfriend at the book cafe the other day , right ? kay : he ran into charity by accident . it was not a date . dort : oh , please . right , whatever you say , ok ? kay : hey , dort , how many times do i have to say it ? miguel is very devoted to me and maria . he does n't sneak off behind my back to spend time with charity . when he 's not in school , he 's either looking for a job or babysitting for maria . dort : oh ! so that 's what your hottie miguel is doing right now , babysitting maria , while you bring home the bonon -- or , should i say , the tuna ? kay : well , no , not tonight . my landlady , tabitha , is taking care of maria . dort : how come , if your old man ai n't working ? kay : well , miguel has a really important term paper due for school , and he got behind because the computer broke . so i put together some money for him to fix it , and now that it 's up and running , he has to burn the midnight oil to catch up . dort : oh , man , do you believe this ? kay is breaking her back on the assembly line so her loverboy can stay home and do homework all day . woman : oh , man ! miguel : i 've been at this so long , i 'm seeing double . miguel : i forgot i put this in here . god , i miss you , charity . i 'd give anything to be with you again . charity : poor miguel . he looks so exhausted . ivy : oh , charity . i have wonderful news . rebecca , that little tramp , is finally good for something . she 's bringing charlie lapson as her guest to the founder 's day dance . charity : charlie lapson , the hollywood designer ? designer to the stars ? ivy : yes , yes ! he has decided he wants to do a nautical theme for his new women 's casual line , and he thought harmony would be the perfect place to inspire him . is n't that wonderful ? charity : yeah . it 's totally great . ivy : so why do n't you seem more excited ? you do understand what this means . you 're going to have an introduction to one of the biggest designers in the business . he does clothing and handbags and jewelry , everything , and we are going to wow him with your portfolio . charity : ivy , i do n't have a portfolio . i have , what , a couple of drawings ? ivy : well , then get busy . you still have a couple of days to pull it together , and i 'll help you . i 'll be your muse , so to speak . we 'll go to the docks , and we 'll do some sketching . we can get tons of ideas for accessories down there , you know , rope belts and seagully things . charity : ok . ivy : ok . is that all you have to -- i thought you would be thrilled to get your foot in the couture door . charity : ivy , i so appreciate what you 're doing , but to be honest , it all just feels kind of empty . ivy : well , let 's see if you still feel that way after you 've made your first million . ivy : yeah , and the problem is what , what ? charity : i just do n't have anyone to share that with . dr. simmons : this is it , heather . the procedure 's about to begin theresa : hallelujah . dr. simmons : in a very short time , if everything goes as we hope it will , you 'll be pregnant with ethan and gwen winthrop 's child . theresa : oh , i ca n't wait . theresa 's voice : when i tell gwen i 'm having her and ethan 's baby , she 'll have no choice but to hand over little ethan . my child for their child . fox : you know , if theresa succeeds in her wacky plan and gets pregnant with gwen and ethan 's baby , it 's going to be world war iii around here . whitney : well , you got that right . gwen and ethan are going to be furious , and god only knows what rebecca 's going to do . fox : murder 's the first thing that comes to mind . whitney : well , you know what ? i tried to get through to gwen , c convince her to give little ethan back , but she would n't listen to me , but now i got to try to get to theresa before she commits suicide . theresa 's voice : it wo n't be long now until i have a little baby to trade for my son . i just have to be patient a little bit longer . nurse : hold on , heather . it 's almost over . theresa : ok . dr. simmons : that 's right . just relax . we 're almost done . theresa : all right , do n't worry about me . i 'm fine . i just ca n't wait to be pregnant with ethan and gwen 's baby . ethan : ok , you 're supposed to be in the procedure room getting ready for the implantation . heather : right . gwen : heather , how did you get into the closet ? i mean , who bound and gagged you ? heather : oh , i do n't know . i just know that there was a woman who -- ethan : oh , god -- gwen : a woman -- a woman , heather ? a woman who did what ? ethan : she -- she 's out . gwen : oh , god . theresa : so are we done yet ? dr. simmons : yes , we are . all we can do now is hope and pray that one of the embryos implants on your uterine wall . theresa : oh , yeah . no , i know it will . and you know what ? i can feel it already . i am pregnant with ethan and gwen 's baby . i am . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life bbing ] yeah , ycua i 'm a serialk p77 77 ethan : what the hell happened here ? gwen : oh , god , i do n't know . you know what ? i 'm going to get a cold compress for her head . ethan : i 'm going to get the doctor . eve , eve , thank god . come in here , please . eve : what is it , ethan ? oh , god . is n't that heather , your surrogate ? gwen : yes ! ethan : yes . we heard a noise coming from the room . we found her in the closet . she was -- she was gagged . she was bound and tied up . eve : she 's out cold . gwen : eve , what is -- what 's wrong with her ? eve : i do n't know , but is n't she supposed to be in the procedure room right now and having the implant ? gwen : yes ! eve : heather ? it 's dr . russell , honey . can you hear me ? heather : oh -- my head . what -- what happened to me ? gwen : well , you tell us . theresa 's voice : i did it . i pulled it off . i 'm pregnant with ethan and gwen 's baby , and little ethan will be back with me very soon . dr. simmons : well , i 'm happy to report it went like clockwork . theresa : oh , thank you so much , dr . simmons . you have no idea how much this means to me . dr. simmons : heather , please , do n't get your hopes up too high . as i explained to mr . and mrs . winthrop , this type of procedure is rarely successful on the first try . we may he e to repeat it several times in order to obtain a viable pregnancy . theresa : oh , no , no , not this time . i mean , i 've been pregnant before , and trust me , i can feel it . i 'm pregnant . no , there 's definitely a little life growing inside of me . dr. simmons : well , i hope you 're right . but still , i want to caution you not to get too excited yet . theresa : all right , well , do n't worry , because the baby and i will be just fine . nurse : it could turn out to be more than one , you know . theresa : really ? dr. simmons : yes . we implanted several embryos . now , they wo n't all take , but this procedure often yields twins . theresa : twins ? oh , my god , this is my lucky day . [ knock on door ] whitney : hello . we need to come in and see our friend , please . nurse : i 'm afraid this is n't a good time . theresa : oh -- oh , please . you know what ? these are my best friends in the whole world . is it ok if they come in , they visit me for a little bit ? just -- please ? dr. simmons : it 's ok . heather needs to lie back for a while and let the embryos have time to implant . theresa : that 's right . dr. simmons : you can keep your friend company while she waits . fox : will do . theresa : thank you so much . dr. simmons : and i 'll be back to check on you in a little while . theresa : all right . thanks . [ door closes ] whitney : obviously , ' r 're too late . you 've already had it done , right ? theresa : so fox told you , huh ? fox : yeah . yeah , i had to tell her . theresa : no , it 's ok . i need my friends with me right now , you know ? but , yeah , it 's done . i 'm definitely pregnant with ethan and gwen 's baby . whitney : oh , my god . theresa : no , do n't say that , whitney . come on , this is my only chance . i mean , this is my only chance to get my son back . i 've got to trade this baby for my child . whitney : theresa , you 're crazy , honey . theresa : no -- whitney : you 're absolutely crazy . theresa : i know you do n't mean that and you 're just upset . whitney : yeah , i am upset . but you know what ? that 's ok , but we just have to pray that it does n't work or something . theresa : oh , no . no , it worked . yep , i 'm definitely pregnant with ethan and gwen 's baby . fox : are you sure ? i mean -- theresa : yeah . fox : does n't it usually take a little bit of time for these things to take ? theresa : well , you know , i mean , the doctor said the same thing , but you know what ? i know , you know ? this is exactly w w i felt when i was pregnant with little ethan , you know ? no , i 'm with child . whitney : you know what ? i think that 's wishful thinking on your part . it 's probably just indigestion or something . theresa : no , no , it 's not indigestion . i 'm pregnant . i can feel it . whitney : ok , fine . so now , what are you going to do now ? theresa : well , i 'm going to play hardball . you know , if ethan and gwen ever want to see their little bundle of joy , then they 're going to have to play by my rules now . kay : you know what ? stop laughing at me ! ok , miguel -- he 's a wonderful man . woman : oh , honey -- kay : and you know what ? you 're all just jealous because you do n't have a terrific guy like him in your lives . dort : oh , yeah , right ! woman : oh , you 're such a lucky -- dort : right , kay , you got yourself a man who do n't work , who do n't have a place to live , and wo n't marry you . we 're all dying for a guy like that , right ? woman : that 's what i 've been dreaming about . kay : you know what ? shut up ! you do n't know anything about miguel . he 's working really hard to graduate from college so he can take care of me and maria . dort : oh -- yeah , right . kay : you know what ? forget it . i 'm taking my break now . woman : take a nap ! dort : here comes murray ! there you go . miguel : i should n't be wasting time like this . i have n't even finished half this term paper . kay 's supporting us , tabitha 's babysitting maria . i should be doing my part . and i just ca n't help it . i miss you so much . [ music plays ] singer : love in love out find the feeling scream in scream out time for healing you feel the moments gone too soon you 're watching clouds come over you torn in two you close your eyes for someplace new torn in two i feel it 's going down 10 feet below the ground i 'm waiting for your healing hands one touch can bring me around i feel we 're going down 10 feet below the ground it 's just the way i 'm feeling yeah , yeah it 's just the way i 'm feeling yeah , yeah it 's just the way i 'm feeling yeah , yeah it 's just the way i 'm feeling yeah , yeah it 's just the way i 'm feeling miguel : charity , i love maria with all my heart . without you in my life , sometimes i wonder why i bother to work so hard . charity : oh , poor miguel . he looks exhausted . he probably has n't eaten all day . ivy : charity , honey , nobody understands what you 're going through better than i do . i mean , i was separated from the man i love for years . i thought i would die from missing sam . charity : so , how 'd you do it ? ivy : it was n't easy , but i kept myself busy and i tried to think of other things . that 's why trust me when i say sitting around here pining after miguel is n't going to make you feel any better . charity : i know . you 're right . it 's just i do n't feel like i 'm going to be happy again . ivy : that 's wrong . you can be happy again . you will be happy again . you just have to get yourself out of this slump u ' u 're in . you know , pull yourself up by your bootstraps and make yourself so successful that miguel ca n't say no to you . charity : and how shall i do that ? ivy : by working on your portfolio . draw up a storm and turn yourself into the next donna karan . charity : ivy , no . that 's not what miguel and i are about . i mean , we love each other for who we are , not who we may or may not become someday . i just -- i ca n't concentrate on something so frivolous as fashion when he 's passed out at his computer . he probably has n't eaten all day . i mean , he 's going to make himself sick . i 'm going to make him something to eat . ivy : that 's a good idea . you do that , and then you can work on your portfolio and make yourself famous . fox : so , how 'd you pull this off ? what 'd you do to the surrogate ? theresa : she got a little tied up and i borrowed her i.d . bracelet . whitney : no , you know what ? do n't even tell me what you did to her , because i do n't even want to know . theresa : no , i did n't -- i did n't kill her , if that 's what you think . whitney : well , you know , that 's about the only thing that you have n't done . you know what , theresa ? you really screwed up this time . i mean , you have no idea the ramifications of what you 've just done . theresa : no , no , no , i know exactly what i 've done , ok ? but just relax , ok ? just -- can we have faith ? whitney : yeah , but have you given , like , a moment 's thought to how gwen and rebecca are going to feel about this ? theresa : no , well , you know what ? i have , actually . and with any luck , maybe they 'll feel exactly like i felt when little ethan was stolen from me . they 'll be devastated . they 'll feel like their entire world has just dropped out from under them , and you know what ? i ca n't wait . fox : theresa , i mean , have you forgotten who you 're dealing with here , though ? rebecca 's a crane , and ethan used to be . they 're not going to take this sitting down . theresa : but i am carrying ethan and gwen 's baby , right ? rebecca 's grandchild . so what can they possibly do to me ? nothing . they have lost , i have won , and i 'm going to make them pay bigtime . gwen : heather , what happened to you ? please , you have to tell us . ethan : will you just give her some space . let her clear her head . gwen : honey , i am sorry . i am just so upset and confused . i mean , who would lock heather in a closet ? eve : heather , honey , what 's the last thing that you remember ? heather : i do n't know . it all seems so foggy now . heo ? o ? theresa : how are you feeling ? heather : who are you ? i have n't seen you in here before . theresa : that 's because my shift just started a few minutes go . heather : well , i 'm fine . theresa : good , good . well , i have to do one test , actually , before we start the procedure and implant the eggs , ok ? heather : oh . ok . i remember now . a woman came into my room . she said that she was a nurse and that she had one more test to do before the implantation . eve : well , that 's not right . you were done with all your tests . heather : that 's what she said , and then she put gauze over my face . i tried to stop her , but she was too strong . that 's all i remember now . eve : gauze ? heather : yes , to test my breathing . ethan : wait a minute . is this what she put on your face ? heather : that 's what it looks like . eve : uh -- it 's chloroform . gwen : chloroform ? ethan : it 's chlor -- gwen : oh , my god . who would chloroform heather ? eve : i do n't know , but i 'm starting to get a very bad feeling about this . singer : you are my passion for life kay : ooh . oh , i hate them ! i hate every last one of them ! they 're just trying to bring me down . they 're trying to make me feel like them . i 'm never going to feel like them , never . simone : hey , here you are . ooh . you look terrible . what 's wrong ? kay : what 's wrong ? my life , that 's what 's wrong . i work day and night with a bunch of women who do nothing but make fun of me . and when i get home to miguel , i 'm so tired that all i want to do is fall asleep . you know what ? and even if i was n't so exhausted , what good would it do me ? i smell like fish all the time . i mean , how can i have any kind of romance with him ? simone : calm down . that 's what i came to talk to you about . kay : what ? simone : kay , miguel and you and romance . the founder 's day dance is coming , kay , and we 're finally old enough to be able to go . remember when we were little ? we used to dream about it all the time . we used to watch our moms get dressed in those beautiful , fancy gowns , and they would put on their makeup and wear the beautiful jewelry , and our dads , they would rent those tuxes and did n't know how to p o on the cummerbunds . [ simone laughs ] kay : yeah , of course . of course i remember . simone : yeah . kay : i used to get so jealous of my mom . i 'd ask my dad to let me go with him every year . simone : well , you know what ? this year is our year . we are going to buy drop- dead gorgeous dresses , we are going to get our hair and makeup done , and , shoot , we might even rent a limousine for the night . kay : yeah , maybe -- maybe you 'll get a new dress and rent a limo . have fun . simone : what do you mean ? you do n't want to go ? kay : no , simone , i 'm dying to go . but miguel and i talked about it , and we ca n't go . simone : kay , this is the founder 's day dance . you have to go . kay : i just got miguel 's computer fixed , my car needs a new transmission . i ca n't afford a new dress , much less rent a limo or get my hair done . simone : well , look , i will lend you a dress and , shoot , i can do your hair . kay : i appreciate the offer , simone , but the tickets to the dance are , like , a hundred bucks a pop . i mean , there 's no way we can afford that . i ca n't even afford a babysitter . simone : oh . kay , i 'm sorry . i did n't know things were that bad for you . kay : well , now you do . i ca n't afford to do anything fun . i 'm an unwed mother , and i hate my life . my life sucks . whitney : ok , look , theresa , i 'm no lawyer or anything , but i bet you you 've broken a lot of laws here . kidnapping embryos that do not belong to you , stealing someone 's identity , impersonating this heather woman -- theresa : yeah . fox : god only knows what you really did to her . theresa : ok , all right . i just -- i drugged her , ok , and then i locked her in the closet . whitney : oh , my god ! theresa : i know . whitney : ok , ok , we 're talking felonies . you 're going to go to prison for a long time . that 's it . theresa : yeah , but just remember , just remember , ok ? i 'm carrying ethan and gwen 's baby , right ? the doctor said it might even be twins , so do you really think that they 're actually going to want their baby -- or babies -- born behind bars ? i do n't think so . fox : i would n't be so sure . gwen and rebecca hate you . theresa : yeah , well , the feeling is mutual , trust me . whitney : so what makes you think they 're not going to retaliate ? theresa : because i know how badly gwen wants to have a baby , and i do n't think she 'd take any chances with her own flesh and blood . fox : yeah , well , i still say we get out of here before they realize what you 've done and come after you , ok ? whitney : well , they 're going to find out sooner or later . fox : well , let 's try to make it later , you know ? theresa just had a medical procedure . she needs to relax and rest . theresa : yeah , you 're right . i do need to relax , so -- yeah , and , yeah , i want to get out of here , go home , and just , you know , take care of myself and the baby . fox : yeah . i 'm thinking it probably would be a better idea if we get out of town until after the baby 's born , you know , because once gwen and ethan find out what you 've done , they 're going to come after you , theresa , probably with shotguns . theresa : i 'm not afraid of them . whitney : theresa , you should be . if not them , then definitely rebecca . i mean , she would shoot you between the eyes and then ask questions later . fox : there you go . theresa : ok , maybe you 're right . all right , yeah , ok , we should get out of here before they find me . whitney : yeah . yeah , let 's go . fox : sounds good . ethan : all right , this is n't good , ok ? we need to find out what the hell happened here . heather : i do n't get it . who would do something like this to me ? eve : i am paging the nurse who was supposed to assist to find out what she knows . gwen : god , honey , i 'm so worried about this . i have a really bad feeling . i feel like someone just walked over my grave . ethan : no , no , do n't panic . we do n't really know what happened here yet , ok ? nurse : dr. russell , you just paged me ? eve : what happened to this woman ? nurse : what woman ? eve : mr. and mrs . winthrop 's surrogate ! she was chloroformed and locked in a closet . nurse : no , she wasn't . eve : yes , she was . this is the gauze that was used to knock her out . nurse : that 's the winthrop surrogate ? eve : yes . nurse : that 's not the woman we just implanted with the winthrops ' embryos . ethan : what ? nurse : dr. simmons just implanted the winthrops ' embryos in someone else . gwen : you implanted my embryo in another woman ? nurse : i guess so . gwen : oh , my god . we 'll tell you about some of the excitement you can expect at this they say life experience helps you grow . few television newscasts would devote the time that it takes for enlightening thought - provoking opinion . this one 's different . in fact , time is what it 's all about . simone : i told you it was a mistake to trick miguel into sleeping with you and to get pregnant to try and get him to marry you . kay : just what i needed to hear -- `` i told you so . `` simone : i 'm sorry , kay . look , i know that you do n't have it easy , you know , having a baby , no husband , no hope of getting married -- kay : no hope ? you 're doing a great job of cheering me up , simone . simone : ok , ok , look , look , you need to go to this dance more than anyone . we have got to figure out a way . kay : i wracked my brain . i gave up . simone : ca n't tabitha babysit maria ? kay : sure , but i still do n't have the money for the tickets to the dance . simone : oh , kay , we 've been wanting to go to this dance for a long time . you ca n't miss it . i know -- why do n't you ask your dad for a loan ? kay : no . my dad has enough problems . i ca n't hit him up for more money . simone : kay , i know your father . if he knows how badly you want to go to this dance , he would be happy to give you the money . and , girl , i can make your dress . kay : no offense , simone , but i was with you for most of your home - ec projects . you ca n't sew a straight line from here to the door . simone : ok , well , then my mom can help . i mean , she 's a doctor . she 's great at sewing . i mean , look , this is where whitney hit me with her tennis racket when i was 5 years old . you can barely tell that my mom even sewed me up . kay : i love you for wanting to help , but it 's hopeless . my life is -- it 's over . i might as well just die . simone : kay , do n't say that . i know you 're just being a drama queen , but i do n't like it . look , i 'm going to go get you a soda . kay : hold on a second . what 's this ? simone : what ? kay : simone , i think my luck just changed . miguel : where did this come from ? miguel : y ? y ? tabitha ? miguel : hello . i know someone 's out here . gwen : oh , god , ethan , our baby -- what 's happened to our baby ? ethan : do n't panic . do n't , all right ? i kn y you 're upset , but we have to figure this out , ok ? gwen : eve , how could something like this have happened ? eve : i do n't know , but i intend to find out . nurse : i do n't get it , either . i took the woman into the procedure room myself . eve : did you check her i.d . bracelet ? nurse : of course i did . that standard procedure . the bracelet said her name was heather downs . heather : my i.d . bracelet is missing . gwen : oh , god . she took your i.d . bracelet ? eve : this is terrible . hello , security , this is dr . russell . we have an emergency on four . i want you to go to total lockdown . no one is allowed out of the hospital . gwen : honey , you know what this means ? ethan : yeah , i know what this means . it means somebody drugged heather , locked her in a closet , stole her i.d . bracelet , and took her place for the implantation . this was n't an accident . this was deliberate , and it was planned . gwen : what kind of monster would do such a horrible thing ? nurse : she 's probably still in the implantatiororoom . dr. simmons told her to stay there and rest . gwen : well , i mean , let 's go get her before she leaves . theresa : thank you for all your help , whit . whitney : well , do n't thank me . i mean , come on , iate what you 've done here , and i 'm not happy about helping you , but come on , you 're my best friend in the world , and i ca n't just stand by and let rebecca crucify you like this . so -- theresa : thank you . whitney : mm - hmm . fox : you two ready ? theresa : yes , we 're ready . fox : ok . let 's get out of here while we still can . easy does it . careful . gwen : god , where is she ? nurse : she was right here on the table . dr. simmons told her to take it easy , relax for a while to give the implantation time to work . ethan : well , whoever she is , she 's gone now . nurse : she had some friends who came to visit her . they probably helped her escape . gwen : oh , god . ethan , she took our baby . that lunatic , she kidnapped our child . we have to find her ! we ca n't just let her go ! guard : dr. russell , we 're in lockdown . no one 's getting out . eve : oh , good . i just hope we 're not too late . gwen : i ca n't just stand here , ethan . we have to do something . ethan : i know . we 'll find dr . simmons . we 'll find out what the heck is going on . guard : hold on . you two are n't going anywhere . eve : no , sid , sid , these are the parents . just let them go . if they have to wait here , they will go crazy . ethan : thanks . thanks , eve . sid : all right , tell me who we 're looking for . do you guys have a physical description ? nurse : a woman about 5 ' 1 `` or 5 ' 2 `` tall , i guess . long dark hair , dark eyes , olive complexion . very pretty young woman , perhaps hispanic or italian . fox : what you need to do right now is concentrate on things you can control , ok ? like getting a job -- you can control that , ok ? finding a place to live . i think once you get your life back on track , it 's going to be easy for woody to persuade the judge to give you your boy back . it 's not going to be a problem , ok ? theresa : but how ? you know , the judge took away my parental rights and then gave my son to julian and rebecca . fox : yeah , ok , well , listen , that case can be reopened at any time , all right ? as long as woody 's got a strong enough argument , right ? what you have to do right now is just present yourself as rock solid , theresa . whitney : fox is absolutely right . fox : there you go . theresa : i know , it 's just so frustrating , you know ? eve : oh , honey , you just do the things that you need to do and have faith that one day soon you are going to get your son back . the child belongs with his mother . nurse : i do n't know how else to describe her . i 'm not sure what she was wearing , because she had a hospital gown on -- eve : no . no , it could n't be . theresa : you know , i ca n't wait for rebecca and gwen to find out what i 've done , because they 're going to be really , really crushed when they find out that i did unto them as they 've done unto me . whitney : well , personally , i can wait for them to find out so that we can get out of state . you know what i 'm saying ? theresa : yeah , but it 's like it wo n't be long before i get my son back , whit . fox : well , i hope it all works out for you , but i 'm not going to relax till we 're out of this hospital and on a highway out of town . [ sirens ] whitney : oh , my god ! what was that ? theresa : what 's that ? fox : ok , i do n't know . theresa : oh , jeez . fox : ok , oh , i think we 're trapped . whitney : i knew this was a bad idea . what are we going to do now ? theresa : we 're going to find an exit , and fast . whitney : ok . fox : easy does it . ethan : hey , you , stop ! simone : what is it that you 're looking at ? kay : this -- my ticket to ride . simone : `` crane industries is raffling off free tickets to the founder 's day dance . `` kay : bingo . and i 'm going to win them . simone : kay , i know that look in your eye . what are you getting ready to do ? kay : ah , just wait and see . miguel : hello ? is anyone out here ? miguel : wow . it 's delicious . i wonder who did this . why did n't they wake me up ? miguel : charity ? ivy : oh . how did miguel like his dinner ? charity : i do n't know . i did n't stick around to find out . ivy : why not ? charity : because i did n't want him to know it was me . ivy : well , at the risk of repeating myself , why not ? charity : i just feel like he has so much on his shoulders right now with kay and the baby . i do n't want him to feel obligated to me . i just wanted to do something nice for him . he does n't have to thank me . ivy : you really do love him , do n't you ? yes , well , you know , you remind me of me when i was your age . i was so much in love with sam i would have done anything in the world for him . charity : well , that 's how i feel about miguel , but i just -- i do n't really have the right . i mean , now that he has kay , i 'm the other woman . ivy : you 're the right woman , charity . anybody with two eyes can see that miguel loves you and you love him . charity : yeah , yeah . sure , we love each other , but i do n't know that that means we 're going to be together . ivy : well , maybe you will be someday . charity : i just feel like time 's passed us by . ivy : oh , please . do n't be so morbid . you 're young . you have your whole lives in front of you . just look at sam and me . we 're getting together after all these years apart . charity : you are ? did he agree to a reconciliation ? ivy : no , no , not in so many words , no . charity : so you really do n't know for sure . ivy : no . but sam is my first love , just like miguel is your first love . we deserve to be happy . and we will be . ivy 's voice : i just hope all i 've done has n't been for naught . fox : what 's up , brother ? ethan : i 'm glad you 're still here . i need your help . fox : yeah . whitney : what do you need ? ethan : some nut case just drugged heather , our surrogate , stole her i.d . bracelet , locked her in a closet , and then had herself implanted with our embryos . fox : what ? whitney : oh -- fox : wow . well , no wonder . i was wondering what all the noise was , the alarm and everything . ethan : well , yeah , the hospital 's in lockdown . eve has it in lockdown . no one 's getting out of here , but i could use your help finding this kidnapper . when i find her , i 'm going to wring her neck . gwen : did you find her ? ethan : no , no , but i promise you i will , i will . gwen : i ca n't believe this is happening , ethan , after everything we have tried to have our own baby . ethan : it 's all right . gwen : theresa , what the hell are you doing here ? nurse : that 's her . eve : who ? nurse : the woman who had herself implanted with mr . and mrs . winthrop 's embryos . gwen : where ? nurse : her . gwen : it was theresa ? no ! no ! theresa : gwen , ethan , if you want your baby back , then you have to give me my child first . miguel : i want to be with you forever . charity : i want that , too . ivy : i love you so much , sam . i have always , always loved you . i'veevever stopped loving you . you 're looking live at edmonton from our skytracker atop manulife
charity watches as miguel is totally exhausted and falls asleep sitting up . she takes pity on him and brings him something to eat , without waking him . as she leaves , miguel hears the door close and wakes up . he finds the red rose charity left ! ivy and charity have a chat about lost loves - ivy admits that sam has not yet committed to her since grace left . but ivy does give charity some encouragement about miguel .
eve : oh , sweetheart , shh . it 's going to be all right . we 'll get through this together . whitney : how are we going to get through this , mom ? i mean , fox just ran out of here to stop the adoption . huh ? god , why ? why did he have to get back here before the 72 hours are up ? he 's going to get that baby back and ruin everything for me . eve : whitney , you had to have seen this coming . fox thinks that that baby is his . of course he 's going to try and stop the adoption . he wants his son . whitney : look , i know that , but it 's really chad 's , you know ? julian : yes , but he does n't know that . i mean , you could have told my son the truth , but you chose to lie again . whitney : look , julian , i do n't like this any more than you do , but i had to lie . i ca n't let everyone know that chad is really the father of my baby , my half brother . that 's why i put him up for adoption in the first place so that he would n't have to deal with this and have a normal life . god , what if fox is successful and gets the baby back ? i mean , he 's a crane . you heard him -- he can do whatever he wants . and everything i 've done to protect my baby is going to be ruined . oh , my god . eve : whitney , do n't go after him , ok ? just let things happen as they will . whitney : look , i ca n't . i have to stop fox before it 's too late . [ scene_break ] woman : sir , what are you doing here ? we 're closed . we open tomorrow -- fox : no , no , no , tomorrow 's going to be too late . see , this is an emergency . i have to get my son back . woman : your son ? fox : yeah . the russell baby ? yeah , see , i 'm the baby 's father . i understand you have a 72-hour grace period before the adoption process is finalized , and this has all been a big mistake . see , whitney -- that 's the baby 's mom -- she gave the baby up for adoption when i was out of town . woman : sir , we 're closed . i should n't even be here . fox : no , no , you do n't understand -- you do n't understand what i 'm saying . see , she 's not well , i did n't know she was going to give the baby up for adoption , so i just really need to get my son back . [ scene_break ] gwen : you are my hero . you know that ? ethan : ooh . not too many men get to hear that . you know , i like that . gwen : well , it 's true . and , honey , you swooped down on that island and you saved me from alistair . and best of all -- best of all , you chose me over theresa . ethan : hey , you 're my wife . i happen to love you very much . gwen : i love you . i missed you . i missed you so much . ethan : i missed you , too , i know . and you 're home now and you 're safe and it 's over , ok ? gwen : ethan , i am so sorry for what i did and for what i put you through . ethan : listen , gwen , you do n't have to -- gwen : there are no excuses , not one , to excuse what i did . i almost crippled theresa for life , and then i stole her baby ? what was i thinking ? ethan : listen , listen -- gwen : can you forgive me ? please ? ethan : theresa was no saint in this either . and the stress that was on you was insane . and , honey , your mind snapped . that 's why my father agreed to drop the charges against you . gwen : i should have had more faith in you . ethan : well , you have faith in this , ok , that i 'm committed to you and to our family . i think that 's what you want . gwen : yeah . ethan : ok . and we 're going to have a child somehow . i promise you that . rebecca : you know , i would n't bet the farm on that happy family just yet . ooh , cookies . gwen : mother , we were hoping to have some time alone , please ? rebecca : oh , do n't mind me . although , i really could n't help but overhear a little , and , you know , i hate to be the one to throw cold water on these tender moments , but if somebody does n't find a way to punish theresa for what she 's done to gwen , she 's going to be up to her old tricks in no time . ethan : wait a minute . wrong . no . no , no , no , no , no . this battle , this war between gwen and theresa , it 's done , rebecca . it 's over . no more revenge . no more plots . it 's over . rebecca : mmm . you know , cook has really outdone himself with these , hmm . ethan : listen to me . i am dead serious . i 'm not going to stand by and watch you stir up this whole cycle of hatred again . there 'll be no more retaliation , not from us and not from theresa . you got it ? [ scene_break ] theresa : hi . thank you so much for coming , chief bennett . sam : theresa , you 're my granddaughter 's mother . call me sam . theresa : thanks , sam . sam : i was glad to hear that you and ethan got back safe and you found gwen and the baby . theresa : yeah . here . just look at her . sam : she 's gorgeous , just like her mother . i know you were worried about her . theresa : yeah , for good reason . i mean , she was kidnapped . sam : things are fine now . theresa : no , they 're not going to be fine until gwen is behind bars . sam : theresa , ethan convinced me to drop the charges . theresa : look , i do n't care what ethan wants . he was n't the victim . ok , that woman attacked me again when we were on the island . she left me paralyzed , sam , and she kidnapped my daughter . sam : but you 're fine now . jane is here . theresa , look , you have a chance to stop this insane hatred between you and gwen , ethan 's wife , if you 'll just drop it . theresa : no . i 'm going to press charges , sam , and i 'm going to make sure she is punished to the max . [ scene_break ] beth : can we just get on with this , please ? sheridan : yes . dottie , please tell them what i already know . tell them that beth is not marty 's mother , i am . luis : sheridan , please calm down . mrs. wallace 's voice : will i still get my social security check in prison ? dottie : all right , let me explain what these results mean . maybe you 'd better sit down . [ scene_break ] ethan : look , rebecca , are we clear on this ? you know , for years gwen and theresa have been locked in this battle , and their need for revenge on each other , it 's really become pointless . really pointless , so it 's over . are we clear on that ? rebecca : mm - hmm . ethan : look , all that matters to me is your daughter and our family together , that we have our whole lives ahead of us . rebecca : hmm , hmm , yeah , but what about the baby that theresa stole from you ? ethan : that was theresa 's baby . rebecca : well , sure , yeah , but that 's after she took two from my gwen . ethan : oh -- rebecca : look , the way i see it , theresa owes gwen at least one baby . ethan : my god , are you listening to this ? are you -- this is exactly the kind of insanity i 'm talking about . we 're going to have our own child , we 're going to have dozens of children , we 're going to have a family , but we need some peace first . rebecca : and you really think that you are going to get peace with theresa , huh ? that 's like expecting peace in the middle east -- as if that 's ever going to happen in my lifetime . gwen : can you just stop ? please , just stop . ethan : all right , all right . all right . look , i convinced my father to drop the charges against gwen . so now it 's time to move on . please , no more revenge , no more weird little plots to get `` tacosita `` back , ok ? it 's done , rebecca . even theresa agrees . after all this time , rebecca , we finally have some peace between all of us . rebecca : and you really believe that ? ha . remind me to get a new lawyer . you are so naive , ethan . come on . we all know the schizo little tramp here . and i am even willing to bet my next cabana boy that she is hatching her next plot to get back at gwen even as we speak . mmm . [ scene_break ] theresa : look , i want you to go up to the mansion tonight and arrest gwen . i want her booked , fingerprinted , thrown behind bars , solitary confinement if you got that , because that is where that maniac belongs . sam : theresa , how long have i known you ? theresa : since before i can remember . sam : and i know the values your mother taught you . and i know you have a great big heart . think about what you 're asking me to do . i know what you went through , and i 'm sure that gwen 's attacks terrified you . and i know it was no picnic being paralyzed . i saw how worried you were about your beautiful baby , but she 's here now , and you 're walking again . theresa : sam , gwen is a criminal . she needs to be punished . look , if you manage to get stolen goods back , do n't you still go after the robber who took them in the first place ? sam : of course . theresa , think about gwen . i mean , she has lost so much -- my first granddaughter , sarah , and her boy that you had to give up . all her hopes were zeroed in on this beautiful baby , her last chance to have a baby with her husband . now , ca n't you understand why gwen snapped when she found out that jane was your child and that you tricked ethan into fathering her ? theresa : look , i feel for her , sam . i really do , but you know what ? life is tough and we get hurt , but that does n't make it ok to turn to crime . sam : well , she could say the same thing about you . look , just think it through . i mean , when you stabbed gwen , she did n't press charges against you . theresa : i was n't in my right mind . sam : well , neither was gwen when she stabbed you . look , you both wronged each other again and again , but you have a chance to stop it . revenge is a dangerous game and nobody wins , and you should know that . you can press charges against gwen and have her rearrested . and then what ? i 'm going to put her in jail ? you know it 's not going to stop there . rebecca is going to retaliate . this nasty game of hate is going to go round and round until it destroys all of you . theresa , you have a chance right now to stop it . do n't press charges against gwen . [ scene_break ] fox : come on , come on , come on , come on , come on . i have to get my son back . harriet : mr. crane ? fox : yeah . harriet : i 'm harriet wellesley , co - director of chapman - pence . how may i help you ? fox : she did n't tell you ? i am here to get my son back . i have to stop this crazy adoption . harriet : yes , i understand you 're the russell baby 's father . fox : right , yeah . see , i 've been out of town , and i was n't here for the birth of my child . i did n't know -- i did n't know that whitney was going to give him up for adoption . this has all been a big misunderstanding . she 's not well . she never should have signed those adoption papers in the first place , and that 's why i 'm here -- to make everything , you know , right . i 'm here to get my son back , you know , stop this adoption . harriet : i 'm very familiar with the case , mr. crane , and besides the mother 's written consent to the adoption , i have your signed notarized power of attorney , basically enabling her to make any decision on your behalf . fox : yeah , i know , but , see , i gave her that in case of an emergency . i did n't give her that so that she could , you know , give my son away . whitney : fox , do n't do this . fox : do n't do what , whitney ? do n't get my son back ? whitney : no , do n't stop this adoption , ok ? fox : should n't she be on tranqs or something ? she does n't make any sense . none of this makes any sense , whitney . this is our son you 've given away . he 's our own flesh and blood . he ca n't go to some stranger . i 'm the baby 's father . i want him back . whitney : look , mrs. wellesley , do n't listen to what he 's saying , ok ? please . fox : i do n't get you . i really do n't . i 've been looking forward to this baby for months , whitney , you know that , and i know deep down in your heart you have , too . you carried him inside you for nine months , whitney . he 's part of us . you 're going to stop this crazy adoption . harriet : the grace period -- fox : i do n't care about -- i do n't care about a grace period . i want my son back . harriet : i will have to go in the back and check this out . excuse us . fox : thank you . you do n't get it , do you ? whitney , this is our son we 're talking about . he 's half you . he 's half me . whitney : fox , please -- look , just trust me . do n't do this . fox : no , i have to do this . what do you want me to do , huh ? you want me to let you go through with this , give our child away ? whitney , you know what 's going to happen . you 're going to wake up one day when you feel better and you 're going to regret it . whitney : no . fox : you 're going to hate yourself for the rest of your life for what you 've done . whitney : no . no , i 'm not . i know exactly what i 'm doing , fox . and i ca n't let you stop this adoption , ok ? you ca n't have my child . [ scene_break ] dottie : now , these spell out marty 's d.n.a . we compare his to that of sheridan and beth . now , if this string here is found in either sheridan or beth 's d.n.a . , it proves conclusively that one or the other is marty 's mother . i have found this string , and -- nurse : there they are . dottie : now , if -- oh -- nurse : see ? your mommy 's here . no more worrying , ok ? sorry , marty 's a little cranky tonight . he wants to see his mommy . beth : oh . come on . nurse : go ahead . go to mommy . beth : oh , come here , baby ! oh , mommy 's here . were you -- were you scared down there , baby ? oh , mmm . oh , do n't worry . your mommy 's sweet boy . mommy 's going to take you home as soon as we 're finished up here , ok ? mommy 's not going to go anywhere . sheridan : i should be holding him , not beth . i am his mother . luis : sheridan , please . beth : we might be a little while . can you come back in a few minutes ? nurse : you bet . beth : thanks . sheridan : all right , that is the last time that she will hold my child while i am forced to look on . please , give us the results , because i am sick of this . i am marty 's mother , and beth is a fraud . [ scene_break ] whitney : i 'm sorry , fox , but i wo n't let you stop this adoption . fox : you know what , whitney ? he 's not just your son . he 's mine , too . i 'm that baby 's father , and i have rights . if you think i 'm going to stand here with a smile on my face while you give him away , then you 're completely nuts . this adoption is over . julian : son , watch your temper . fox : and what about you two , huh ? you could n't have stopped her when i was in europe ? you knew that she was mentally unbalanced . she 's not in a position to make any important decisions . whitney : listen , fox -- fox : no , no , no . no , you listen . i 'm getting my son back , ok , and that 's final . now , i 'm going to do everything that i can to get you some help so that you can get well , but in the meantime i 'm taking my son . i 'm going to care for him , and i 'm going to raise him . t.c . : i 'll be damned if you will . whitney : daddy . t.c . : there is no way in hell that i will let you raise my grandson . [ scene_break ] beth : keep your voice down . you 're scaring my son . the stupid test results can wait . come on , honey . did she scare you ? oh . marty : mommy -- sheridan : we 've got to get this over with . luis : sheridan , we do n't even know the results yet . sheridan : she has the truth in her hands . luis : please do not pin all your hopes on this , ok ? i do not want to see you get hurt . sheridan : i wo n't get hurt . marty is my son . he 's our son . you think i 've gone crazy over this , do n't you ? you 're probably thinking , `` poor fragile sheridan . i love her so , but she 's been through so much that she 's gone a little crazy now . `` well , i am not fragile , luis . i have so much strength , and right now i feel like joan of arc , ready to go into battle to right a wrong . this nightmare is finally going to be over and we 're finally going to be a family . luis : all right , you know what , sheridan ? let 's say you 're right , ok ? then what ? sheridan : well , beth goes to jail -- for a long , long time . and we get our son back . i mean , thank goodness marty -- he 's close to me and he 's young enough that he will not remember beth . and look at her . i have no idea what goes on in her head . i do n't ever want marty to know what she did to him or what she did to us . mrs. wallace : ok , look , look , look , look . i will pretend i 'm having a heart attack to distract them , ok ? you 'll grab marty and you make a run for it . beth : now you 're ready to help me ? mrs. wallace : well , yeah . you know , anything to keep me out of jail . now , what do you think ? oh , come on , bethie , make up your mind , will you ? do you want to make a run for it or not ? [ scene_break ] t.c . : there is no way in hell that i 'm going to let you get your hands on my grandson . he will not be raised by cranes . fox : wow . well , unfortunately for you , he is a crane . i 'm the baby 's father , so you really do n't have anything to say about it . t.c . : i do n't give a damn who you are . you 're still a crane . and the only reason why you want this baby is because you want to get close to whitney . for generations your family has hurt my family , and i will not let another crane man hurt the women that i love . eve : oh , please , t.c . , julian and i are together because you threw me out . liz : oh , yes , and that very same night you went to him in his bed . t.c . : all right , we 're talking about my grandson , all right ? now , he needs to be with his family , his own family . liz and i -- we 're going to raise him . whitney : no . no , daddy , you ca n't do that . liz : yes , honey , we can . we 're both still young -- well , enough . we 'll adopt him . we 'll raise him right . fox : oh , like hell you will . you ca n't take a boy away from his own father , liz . eve : no , if anyone 's going to be adopting this child , it 's going to be julian and me . julian : we 've already filled out the paperwork . t.c . : well , so have we . whitney : whoa , whoa -- both of you have ? t.c . : yes . we 're going to adopt this child . eve : no , julian and i are . fox : wait a second . all this time and you did n't say anything ? you already worked out a way to take my son ? julian : it 's not like that . we just wanted to make sure the baby was n't put with strangers . fox : he 's not going to be put with strangers ! he 's going to be put with me ! liz : listen , if you think -- t.c . : your family has always -- julian : my son 's child -- [ all shout at once ] fox : all of you are out your damn minds . the boy 's not leaving with anybody but me ! i 'm not going to take more of this . [ scene_break ] rebecca : really , ethan , i knew you were a dudley do - right , but i had no idea you were such a fool . i mean , why -- why on earth would theresa go along with this little peace plan of yours ? the only thing she has ever wanted is revenge and you . she is not going to be happy until she sees gwen in a box put into the ground and the two of you are marching down the aisle in matching serapes . ethan : will you listen to her ? will you listen to yourself ? listen , you want this war to keep going , do n't you ? even theresa -- theresa , rebecca -- has agreed that this has to stop . rebecca : really ? and did you two , like , shake on it , or did you seal the deal with a kiss ? ethan : you are so impossible . rebecca : no . ethan , i am a realist . look , i am sure that theresa is going along with whatever you proposed , all right , and i am equally sure that she is also plotting some kind of way to get back at gwen even as we speak . so do n't you see , we have to strike first . no , we have to hit her low and hard where it counts or we 're going to lose our advantage . ethan : there is no advantage . no one 's going to win . are n't you sick of this ? have n't you seen how hurt your daughter has been from all this ? my god , she lost her sanity because of this stupid war . rebecca , it 's over . rebecca : tell that to theresa , mr. gandhi . ethan : i have . but you 're right , it would n't hurt to get a little confirmation from her , fine . gwen : hey , what are you -- you 're going over there ? ethan : yes , i am . gwen : what -- ethan : i need to make sure that we 're all in agreement and that we have a no- retaliation policy going on . this war is going to stop . gwen : and i just got home . ethan : honey , honey , honey , i 'll be right back . i love you . rebecca : hmm . now , let me get this straight . you see , you two have been back barely an hour , and your husband is on his way to theresa 's ? hmm . cookie ? [ scene_break ] theresa : sam , i 'm sorry . i want you to arrest gwen tonight . it 's my right , it 's my decision , and she needs to pay . sam : theresa , you 're not the same girl i knew when you were growing up . that girl was filled with love . she would n't be obsessed with revenge . theresa : life changed me , the same way it changed you . sam : me ? theresa : sam , when i was a little girl , i wanted to grow up and get married , just like you and grace . you guys seemed so happy together , perfect . and look how that turned out . i guess we all have these silly ideas of what we expect our futures to be like -- great marriage and children , family . but bad things happen , and you realize that those dreams are just that -- they 're just dreams -- and it changes you . and your heart -- it gets harder , and you get a little cynical , and you realize that fairy tales do n't come true . sam : maybe you 're right . maybe our hearts get harder . but fairy tales are no substitute for real life . the world is a lot more rewarding than what you can read in a book . theresa , do n't give up . do n't give up on love . theresa : i have n't given up on love . love is what drives me . love is why i ca n't back down . love is the reason why gwen has to go to prison . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : come on , bethie , this is no time for a debate . if you want to make a run for it , you 've got to tell me . beth : no , i just -- i ca n't think . mrs. wallace : this may be the last time you 're able to hold him in your arms . if you want to make a run for it , the time is right now . now , look , i can fake a heart attack like nobody 's business . it will divert them . nurse : aw , this little guy looks a lot happier . i 'll take him back downstairs to the childcare center now till you 're all finished . beth : oh , no . no , no , wait . wait . marty , honey , i hope you always remember that mommy loves you very , very much , ok ? so give me a kiss ? give me a kiss . mmm . i love you . nurse : well , you make it seem like he 's going to the north pole . do n't worry . we 'll take good care of him downstairs . see you soon . mrs. wallace : oh , bethie . you should have run while you had the chance . there 's no escape now . it 's -- it 's over . beth : it does n't matter . if do n't have marty , i do n't have anything , anyway . mrs. wallace : ooh , bethie . i did n't think you had a heart in there . i was wrong . i just heard it break . sheridan : all right , that 's enough . no more delays . please , dottie , would you read us the results . dottie : as i was saying , there is an interesting string of genes here which i can match to -- sheridan : all right , way too much information , dottie . please do n't get all technical on us . just tell us who marty 's mother is . dottie : fine . i 'll skip the scientific explanation and go straight to the results . [ scene_break ] julian : there 's no way my grandchild -- liz : no judge in his right mind 's going to -- [ all talk at once ] fox : quiet ! be quiet . everyone , be quiet . nobody needs to speak , because none of you have anything to do with how my son is raised . t.c . : you know , you 're wrong . that boy is going with me . julian : oh -- eve : do n't be ridiculous . i would n't let liz near any child . god only knows what she 'd do . liz : t.c . , do you hear her ? you are out on bail for three attempted murders . now , what judge is going to let you adopt a child when you could be facing life in prison ? t.c . : yeah . and when he finds out you 've already lost one bastard child for over 20 years -- julian : you know damn well my father was behind all -- t.c . : yeah , your father , your father . you know what ? you blame your father for everything . why ca n't you cranes accept responsibility ? fox : i 'm accepting responsibility . i 'm accepting responsibility for my son . all -- just go home . all of you go home , ok ? take all of your plots and plans with you . no one 's adopting my son here , ok , because there is n't going to be any adoption . i 'm the baby 's father . i want my son back . that 's my legal right . now , i 've already spoken to mrs. wellesley , ok ? she 's taking care of everything for me right now . i told her it was a big misunderstanding . whitney : fox , you ca n't do this , ok , please ? t.c . : you see ? even the baby 's mother does n't want you to have the child . whitney : oh , i do n't want any of you to have my child . look , just stop it , all of you . stop it right now . fox : mrs. wellesley -- thank god . you can fix all this . will you tell these crazy people to go home , tell them that they ca n't adopt my son ? [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : it 'll be ok , bethie . maybe we can share a cell . luis : sheridan , do n't expect -- sheridan : luis , i think this is it . this is everything i 've prayed for . dottie : the biological mother -- wait a -- wait a minute . sheridan : dottie , please tell us . beth : let me take my little boy home . dottie : the d.n.a . tests prove that the biological mother of marty is beth wallace . sheridan : no . no , no , no , no , it ca n't be . luis : honey -- honey -- beth : ok , luis , just take me -- come again -- what -- what did she say ? mrs. wallace : huh ? what ? is this thing on the fritz or something ? what did she just say ? beth : she said me -- she said i 'm marty 's mother . mrs. wallace : oh , no . no , that 's impossible . what did you do ? huh ? did you pay her off ? sheridan : no , she -- she ca n't be marty 's mother , because i am . dottie : i am so sorry , sheridan . i tried to warn you . marty 's d.n.a . is a match to beth 's . she 's the child 's mother , without a doubt . luis : honey , i 'm sorry . all along , i said you were just -- you were setting yourself up for more heartache . sheridan : yes . you did . [ scene_break ] gwen : can you please sit down ? mother , you 're making me nervous . rebecca : look , i 'm thinking . ok ? and you should be nervous . in fact , you should be terrified . i mean , your husband is on his way to go see his ex- lover , and you did n't even try to stop him . gwen : she got her baby back . it 's over . rebecca : maybe . but she does n't have what she 's always wanted . ethan . oh . oh , and now , she 's going to have him at her house . god knows what she 's going to be up to . gwen : mother , he loves me , and he is committed to our marriage . rebecca : yeah , well , she 's not . look , she is going to strip that stud muffin like peeling a banana and get him into bed . gwen : what is wrong with you ? rebecca : what , it 's what i 'd do . look , you are at war , and sex is a very powerful weapon . gwen : i 'm not going to listen to this , ok ? rebecca : honey , look , please , surely you must know that theresa is not going to quit . there are n't going to be any `` white flags , `` no peace treaties . gwen : drop it . just drop it . i am exhausted and i do n't want to talk about this right now . rebecca : well , you have to . gwen : no , i do n't have to . he chose me . can you get it through your head that he chose me , mother ? and together we are going to build something good . we 're going to build a family . and if the price i have to pay to keep him and have that family is to stop the incessant war with her , then so be it . rebecca : honey , if you do n't strike first , you are never going to have that family . she is going to get ethan back so fast it 's going to make your head spin . honey , please . please just forget about what ethan thinks . you are at war . and this is the kind of war where there is only one survivor . and it 's going to be you , not theresa . [ scene_break ] theresa : oh , my goodness . you know what ? you know what i just did ? your mommy just made sure that your daddy will be with us forever . he loves me , and this is where he belongs -- with me , you , and little ethan . and look at that . look at that . is that a smile ? yes . you want your daddy back , too ? well , we just got to be a little patient , because right now he 's with gwen . but when she 's in prison -- well , i 'll be finally free and we 'll be a happy family . [ doorbell rings ] theresa : ok ? theresa : ethan . i -- ethan : hi . theresa : i did n't expect you here tonight . theresa : did you miss jane ? you know , because god knows i ca n't be away from her for a moment -- ethan : listen , i -- theresa : not after everything that 's happened . ethan : we have to talk , ok ? theresa : why do n't you hold her . ethan : yeah -- theresa : go to daddy . ethan : hi , sweetie . hi . theresa : yes . ethan : ooh , i know . i know . theresa : see ? this is where she belongs . ethan : how are you , huh ? how 's my little world traveler ? are you good ? oh , she looks great . glad to be back home ? [ jane fusses ] ethan : i know , i know . theresa 's voice : you 're home , too , ethan . this is where you belong , and soon , very soon you will be . theresa : you know , i see so much of you in her , in her eyes , and -- and when she smiles . ethan : i know , but we have to talk . theresa : we are talking . we 're talking about our daughter . ethan : i 'm thrilled that jane is back , i am . theresa : but ? ethan : but we need to make sure that we 're still in agreement . theresa : ok , about what , ethan ? ethan : about gwen . listen , we 've been through too much . and this bickering , it 's led to accusations and accusations have led to violence and then to war . tell me it 's over . it 's over . we said so . theresa : ethan , we said a lot of things . ethan : theresa , it has to stop . it has got to stop . we ca n't live our lives like this . we need a little peace . i chose gwen . theresa : i 'm aware of that . ethan : and i did n't mean to hurt you , but we have to stop this madness . all right , it 's time we just start acting like mature adults here , theresa . no more retaliation . do n't think about getting even , all right ? you need to let it go . just let it go . [ scene_break ] rebecca : gwen , this is no time to let down your guard . i mean , theresa is a fighter . she is going to beat you to a bloody pulp and then complain about breaking a nail . gwen : you know what ? i do n't want to talk about this anymore . i 'm exhausted . i just got home . and i happen to agree with ethan . if we want peace , then this war needs to stop . rebecca : oh , gwen , have n't you heard a word i 've said ? look , ethan 's idea of peace is this wonderful fairy tale . yes , but do you really think that theresa is just going to sit back and let the two of you be happy ? come on , that 's nonsense . we have to strike before she strikes first . gwen : no , mother , no more , and ethan is confirming that with theresa right now . rebecca : yeah , after he puts his pants back on . gwen : mother , sometimes you just need to trust people . ok , i ca n't do this anymore , it has wrecked my life for years , and i am convinced that theresa is going to do the right thing . [ doorbell rings ] rebecca : who on earth -- maid : mrs. crane , it 's the police . rebecca : sam . why are you here so late ? gwen : i 'm sorry . ethan 's not here right now . sam : look , gwen , i 'm not here for ethan . i 'm here for you . look , i have no choice but to rearrest you for the attempted murder of theresa lopez- fitzgerald and the kidnapping of her baby . gwen : what ? rebecca : we 're too late . theresa has fired the first shot . [ scene_break ] fox : please , mrs. wellesley , you can stop all this . just tell all these people to go home . tell them the adoption 's off and that the boy 's coming home with me . harriet : i 'm sorry , mr. crane . you 're wrong . fox : but why ? i do n't understand . i 'm the baby 's father . harriet : i 'm afraid you 're just too late . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan -- sheridan , honey , it 's going to be all right . sheridan : no , no , no ! it 's mistake . it has to be , because i am marty 's mother and he is my boy . luis : please , sheridan -- sheridan : no , i -- i have to be his mother , luis . i have to , all right ? i have to be . luis : sheridan , listen to me . you have to accept the truth now , ok ? mrs. wallace : you did n't fix this ? how did it happen , then ? how did the d.n.a . test prove that you are that little tyke 's mother and not sheridan ? you are not . beth : it does n't make any sense . mrs. wallace : no , i -- sheridan is his mommy . the test should have proved that . beth : i know . but it did n't . maybe it was your angels . mrs. wallace : oh -- my angels had absolutely nothing to do with this . you should be in handcuffs right now on your way to prison . beth : god . you know , five minutes ago , you were feeling sorry for me . mrs. wallace : oh , duh . that 's because you were going to get what was finally coming to you . beth : but i 'm not , and -- i 've got marty . mrs. wallace : that poor girl should be reunited with her baby right now . how did this happen ? beth : i 've no idea . the d.n.a . tests say that i 'm marty 's mother . i 've got marty . and soon i 'm going to have luis . oh , just wait and see . [ next_on ] rebecca : sam was here , and he arrested gwen for attempted murder , kidnapping , and a whole bunch of other trumped - up charges . fox : damn it , i want my son back now . harriet : there 's nothing i can do . sheridan : tell them the truth . tell them that marty is my son !
eve and julian , liz and tc , fox , and whitney all show up at the adoption agency as fox tries to get `` his `` son back , and a huge argument ensues as to who will get him . the director settled them down , and after letting fox know he ca n't get `` his `` son back , explains that it 's too late . whitney , who has the power to stop all the fighting , stands back and keeps her mouth shut . theresa , going against what ethan wants , went to sam and demanded he re - arrest gwen for attempted murder and kidnapping . sam is n't happy about it , but has no choice . meanwhile , at the crane mansion , ethan decides to go talk to theresa again to make sure she is abiding by their agreement after rebecca casts doubts about her ability to do so . as he is talking to theresa , his cell phone rings and he is told sam is arresting gwen again .
singer : somebody 's got to get me out of here my head is spinning but it 's all so clearthis feeling 's something i just ca n't fight 'cause those brown eyes are talkin ' tonight ooh , those brown eyes are talking tonight oh , those brown eyes are talkgg tonight singer : thank you . ank you . thank you . u all very much . we 're going to take just a short break right now , but we 'll be back with more songs of love . stay right there . thank you . [ cheers and applause ] fox : anewfound friend , is why i will never fall in love . chad : what 's that , fox ? fox : all that `` i ca n't live without you `` stuff . i 'll leave that to suckers like you , theresa , and my aunt sheridan . you 're all miserable . chad : hey , i would never trtrade being in love with whitney for anything in the world . fox : well , like i said , man , suckers . take yourself , for instance -- a talented guy with a real ticket to make it out in the music business in l.a . but are you jazzed about going out there ? no . no , you 're sitting here like a kid who just dropped his ice cream cone on the sidewalk because your true love wo n't follow you across the country . chad : for now is all . look , whitney just needs a little time to make a clean break from her parents . you 'll see . she 'll be out there with me in a few months . fox : right , right . dream on , my friend . dream on . chad : you do n't get it . i 'd wait 100 years for whitney if i had to . fox : no , i get it . i get it fine -- love equals pain . you know what ? count me out . liz : whitney , relax , ok ? listen , i tell you , we 'll stay fornene set and then we 'll head home . whitney : no , you do n't understand , liz . i 've been here before , but it was called something else . i do n't know . anyway , my mom went crazy when she found out and she forbade me to ever come here again . liz : well , what your mom does n't know wo n't hurt her . besides , if she should find out for any reason that we are here , i will explain that it 's all my idea , my fault , ok ? lighten up , whitney . i want you to enjoy yourself . whitney : ok , just for a little while , right ? liz : yes . whitney : do you remember where the ladies ' room is ? liz : sure , it 's just down over there , and i will wait for you . whitney : thanks . liz : ok . liz : oh , that just figures . this is just like the club where eve got involved with booze and drugs , all thanks to julian . ca n't wait to see what eve does when she realizes where whitney has been hanging out . rebecca : she was good , do n't you think ? julian : i 've heard better . rebecca : like who ? eve : now i know it 's true there 's not one second or two i could live without you rebecca : you 've got that lovesick look on your face again , julian . who is this woman he 's thinking of ? eve : oh , how dare liz take whitney to that jazz club downtown . what was she thinking ? [ phone rings ] eve : dr. russell . woman : hello , this is the service . eve : i 'm not on duty . woman : i know that , but mrs . simmons was hoping you could make a house call . she says that rash she saw you about has gotten worse . eve : call dr . white . i 'm in the middle of a family situation . woman : all right , doctor . eve : i do n't know what you were thinking , liz , but i will be damned if i 'm going to let you destroy whitney 's life the way mine was destroyed . luis : i 've got to find out who 's trying to hurt sheridan . hank : and you will . at least we know she 's safe and sound for the moment . the guards at the crane estate said that it 's been pretty quiet over there for the last couple hours . luis : yeah , well , i 'm going to feel better once i 'm on the grounds with her . half the world has reason to hate the cranes , but i ca n't think of one reason why someone would want to kill sheridan . mrs. wallace : what is wrong with her , aside from the obvious ? beth : not that it 's any of your business , mother , but charlie 's looking for the last decapitated blondie doll head . she claims it 's the crown jewel of her collection . mrs. wallace : you 're both sick , you know that ? charlie : ha ! come to mama , dollface . [ charlie chuckles ] charlie : whoo ! beth : oh , good for you , charlie . i know that particular head means so much to you . mrs. wallace : i 'd ask , but i 'm afraid to . charlie : oh , go on . i do n't mind telling you . this one 's my favorite because she looks the most like sheridan crane . or she did . oh , boy , you should have seen her . she had the same color eyes , the same shade of hair , and porcelain- white skin . that was before i gave her the acid wash . charlie : when are we going to kill the real one , bethie ? she deserves to die . nobody hurts my best friend and gets away with it , not with me around . [ muffled scream ] [ sheridan screams ] sheridan : my baby . please , let me see him . please give me my baby . give mmy baby ! no ! no ! antonio : sheridan , what 's wrong ? sheridan : i had another dream , another -- another nightmare . something terrible is going to happen to me , antonio . i can feel it . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life chad : you 've really never been in love ? fox : no , but i tell you what , i 've been in lust about a thousand times . chad : there 's a big difference . finding the right person is like what it must feel like to walk on the moon . once it 's happened , you never get over it . fox : for real ? chad : yeah , imagine , like , the biggest fireworks display you 've ever seen . falling in love is like a thousand roman candles going off in your heart . fox : all right , yeah . you know what , i guess i 'll have to take your word for it . ready for a refill ? chad : why not . fox : all right . julian : do n't be so insecure . i was just thinking of another singer i used to listen to . she had a very special quality . fox : dad . rebecca . howdy . julian : what are you doing here ? fox : oh , nothing . i heard you bought this place and had it done up i thought i 'd come by and take a look at it . rebecca : you own this place ? fox : it 's nice . who knew you had a thing for jazz ? julian : there 's a lot you do n't know about me and the complete portfolio of crane holdings . fox : yeah , well , that 's your choice , dad , not mine . there is one thing i do know about , though , and that 's clubs . all right , take your bartender , for instance . he 's not bad , but he could use a lesson on how to make a truly decent dry martini . julian : i suppose you 're just the man for the job . fox : yes , actually , but i was angling for another one . what do you say you let me run this place for you ? whitney : hey . liz : hey . whitney : so you promise you 'll stick up for me if my mother finds out that i was here ? liz : of course . although i ca n't imagine why she would get so upset just because you 're out listening to a little music . come on , let 's go inside . eve : oh ! damn traffic ! oh , whnonow ? i 've got to get whitney away from that club . antonio : it 's no wonder you 've been having bad dreams lately with everything that 's been going on in your life . if you think about it , you 've been torn in a thousand different directions here . sheridan : you have no idea how many . antonio : well , i tell you what , just tell me what you think would make things better . sheridan : you know what ? there is something that might help . antonio : tell me . anything . anything at all , and i 'll do it . charlie : i got it all planned out , honey . once we kill the bimbo , you and i gon n the lam . any place you say will be paradise as long as i 'm with you . [ music plays ] singer : oh , i could hide ' neath the wings of the bluebird as she sings the 6 : 00 alarm would never ring cheer up , sleepy jean oh , what can it mean to a daydream believer and a homecoming queen ? [ music stops ] mrs. wallace : looks to me like charlie 's daydreaming about a future with you , beth . i wonder how much help she 's going to give you when she finds out you 're in love with luis . beth : shut up , mother . you are not going to tell her unless you want to rethink that whole state nursing home thing . mrs. wallace : huh , it 's comfier there than it is on death row , which is where you 're going to wind up if you kill sheridan and her baby . beth : you underestimate me . you always have . but i am going to have a life with luis no matter what . i have to . mrs. wallace : even if he never loves you ? beth , why ca n't you see that killing sheridan is the same thing as a one - way ticket straight to hell ? hank : i just hope we find the person that 's trying to hurt sheridan . luis : oh , i 'll find him . if anyone tries to hurt sheridan again , i 'm going to hunt them down and make them pay for the rest of their life . beth : maybe -- maybe you 're right , mother . mrs. wallace : huh ? beth : maybe it is a bad idea to kill sheridan . charlie : what did you say ? beth : i -- i changed my mind , charlie . i do n't think it 's a good idea to kill sheridan . charlie : what ? mrs. wallace : praise the lord ! praise the lord ! my baby has seen the light ! rebecca : what do you care if fox runs the blue note ? it 's hardly more than a gin joint . julian : it is not a -- julian : fine . if you want to manage this place , do it . talk to barry behind the bar . if he has any questions , tell him to see me . excuse me . julian : liz . whitney . what a pleasant surprise . may i welcome you two lovely ladies to the harmony blue note . liz : oh , julian , well , i 'm sure you 're not the maitre d ' here . julian : i own the place . i bought it a while back and i had it done over . liz : interesting . you know , it reminds me an awful lot of a club in boston . julian : you know , if you wait just a sec , i 'll have a special table set up for you . whitney : thank you , julian . julian : dodo n't mention it . whitney , would you mind if i were to steal liz away for a bit ? whitney : oh , not at all . liz : let go of me , julian ! julian : just tell me why you brought eve 's daughter here . liz : you know , whitney was feeling a little low , so i thought maybe a little mellow jazz just might cheer her up . julian : that 's bull . you know how her mother hates places like this . you brought whitney here to get back at eve . chad : whitney . whitney : oh , hey ! chad : you look great . what are you doing here ? whitney : oh . well , liz brought me here . chad : that 's great . i mean , i 'm really glad to see you after what went down tonight . are you all right ? whitney : i guess so . chad : just know one thing -- whatever we have to do to be together , i love you . you can take that to the bank . whitney : oh , wow . what a voice , huh ? chad : not as good as yours . whitney : come on , chad . i 'm a tennis player , ok , not a singer . chad : i do n't buy that . like it or not , you have music in your heart , in your soul . you belong up there , in the spotlight . charlie : you said we were going to off sheridan . beth : uh -- i 've rethought the plan . charlie : without me ? i thought weerere partners , soul mates ! we both hate all the blonde bitches , and especially her because she did something to hurt you ! what was it , anyway ? you never actually spelled it out . beth : um -- do n't worry about it , charlie . mrs. wallace : it does n't matter anymore , buster ! my baby has finally seen the light ! she has taken the hands of the righteous angels and they swooped down to guide her . beth : shut up , mother . i have n't taken anyone 's hand , much less any swooping angels . mrs. wallace : but wait , i thought you said you reconsidered . beth : i said that i changed my mind about killing sheridan right now , that 's all . there are plenty of other ways to get rid of her , and that 's what i intend to do . antonio : so tell me , what can i do to help you out ? sheridan : maybe if i tell you about my nightmare , it wo n't seem quite so frightening , seem more real . antonio : that 's a good idea . you know what , i 'll make us some tea . you can talk all night long if you want to , ok ? meet me in the living room , ok ? sheridan : thank you . sheridan : when is it going to stop ? when is this ever going to stop ? óó for a limited time , there 's agreat offer at lenscrafters antonio : the tea will be ready in a minute . look , sheridan , everything 's going to be ok , i promise . sheridan : yeah . antonio : we 're together , and we 're going to be together forever , and i 'm not going to let anyone or anything hurt yoyou or our unborn baby . sheridan : yeah , i know . antonio : you know , i ca n't help but think of luis every time i think of the baby you 're carrying . sheridan : why ? antonio : i do n't know . it 's just a thought , but i was thinking if we had a boy , maybe we could name him luis after my brother . [ teapot whistles ] antonio : i 'd better get that before it wakes up theresa and her baby . sheridan : how am i going to get through this ? i 've got security arards outside my cottage like i 'm an animal in the zoo . i 've got antonio watching me like a hawk so that he can protect me from whoever 's trying to do me in . i ca n't even be with the man that i love because i 'm with his brother ! and now antonio wants to name the baby after luis and i do n't even know which one of them is the father ! my god , i feel like the walls are closing in on me . i -- i got to get out of here so i can think . mrs. wallace : if you 're not going to kill sheridan , what are you going to do ? charlie : i still say we ice the bimbo ! look , this is about more than sheridan crane . it 's about every big - boobed blonde who ever got a free ride through life ! killing sheridan crane is not just for fun . it 's a matter of principle ! beth : ok , calm down , charlie . we 're still going to get our revenge , ok ? charlie : power to the brunettes ! long live the homely girls ! beth : right . nothing has changed as far that goes , ok , but let me explain why i think murder is a bad idea right now . there are some things about sheridan that you just -- you do n't know yet . charlie : at 's what i 've been asking you . you never told me why you hate her so much . mrs. wallace : yeah , tell her , beth . beth : that is not the point . it -- the point is sheridan and this guy luis , they 're very close . charlie : so what ? he 's just a dumb man . beth : who also happens to be a cop . so if we do something to hurt sheridan , he 's going to be on it like a dog with a bone . he is going to go after the killers until he tracks them down . charlie : cops can be fooled . beth : no , no , no , not luis . he 's really , really smart . charlie : no sweat . we can still knock off sheridan . all we got to do is kill this luis guy . eve : please . please do n't let my daughter follow in my footsteps . eve : i wo n't let whitney make the same mistakes that i did . oh , good . whitney : you 're crazy . i mean , i could never sing in a place like this , in front of a live audience . chad : why not ? whitney : well , i mean , even if i could get over my stage fright , my mother would kill me . chad : she 'd have to find out about it fstst , and i do n't exactly see her around here anywhere . whitney : if you think i 'm going to get up on that stage , you are out of your mind , chad . chad : no , i do n't buy it . you want to be up there yourself . i can feel it . whitney : i -- chad : sing with me . go up there and sing that song that i wrote for you . have we overlooked another indication that s.a.r.s . is a threat why did one health care worker with symptoms attend a public funeral and another rode a commuter train ? when are we going to take it seriously ? on tonight 's `` global national `` with kevin newman . singer : you are my passion for life charlie : the world would be better off without men , especially the ones who pant over those 34d blondes . so i do n't care if this guy is the police or the president himself . i 'm going to track him down and wipe him off the face of the earth . one less macho man to give the real goddesses like you and me a hard time . beth : no , do n't you dare touch luis . charlie : why not ? he 's the real enemy , beth . do n't tell me you like this jerk . beth : no . no ! god , of course not ! luis has nothing to do with it , ok ? the reason that we ca n't kill him is if we did , then his fellow cops would just work around the clock to find whoever did it . charlie : yeah , they do seem to stick together . beth : yeah . charlie : i still say we 're making a mondo mistake if we do n't waste sheridan ! beth : no , i 'm not saying that we 're never going to kill sheridan , ok ? just not right now . we have got to be extra sure that they do n't connect her death to us . all right ? look , it 's late , ok ? why do n't we just talk about this in the morning , all right ? you go home , you get a good night 's rest , and we 'll see each other tomorrow . charlie : you 're making a big mistake if you do n't get rid of her permanently ! [ mrs. wallace whistles ] mrs. wallace : you always did have the worst taste in friends , and that one is a circuit breaker short of a fuse box ! oh , what is going on in that evil head of yours , huh ? one minute you 're saying you 're not going to kill sheridan , then the next minute you 're saying that you 're going to give her a reprieve for one night . so what is it going to be , girlie girl ? beth : like i 'm going to tell you the details of my strategy ? look , i do n't give a damn what happens with sheridan as long as her disappearance is n't traced back to me or charlie . mrs. wallace : well , i would be very , very careful of that one because she is so looped , she could go after sheridan tonight , on her own , not to mention luis and anyone -- anyone who gets in her way ! beth : mother , she is not that nuts . i 've got her under control . charlie : beth 's perfect in every way . but she 's soft on some things . you have to die , sheridan . [ charlie laughs ] sheridan : finally some space . i can be by myself and try and sort things out . antonio : sheridan ? where did she go ? antonio : how you doing ? it 's antonio at the cottage . have you seen sheridan ? why did n't you stop her ? i know , i know , i know that 's not your orders , but -- no . no , i 'm not mad . i just need to find her . ok . antonio : hi , this is antonio lopez fitzgerald . is my brother there ? luis : tonio , what 's wrong ? antonio : it 's sheridan . she 's gone . luis : what ? antonio , you said that you were n't going to take your eyes off of her ! antonio : i know . look , all i did was go and fix her some tea and by the time i gobaback , she was gone . the guard said that she wanted to take a walk , which , you know what , i do n't blame her because she was n't feeling too good . she was a little upset . luis : about what ? antonio : she 's been having these nightmares that these crazy clowns who are trying to kidnap her and take her baby from her . i do n't know . luis : all right , how long ago did she leave ? antonio : it could n't have been longer than five minutes ago . she could n't have gone far . luis : all right , look , you check the west side of town . i 'm going to send hank over to mama 's and see if she went over there to talk . antonio : you know what , i did n't think of that . mama is like a second mother to her . i 'll wake up theresa and let her know what i 'm doing . she and little ethan should be fine here at the cottage with all the guards patrolling around here . now where are you going to be ? luis : i 'm going to go over to the east side of town , maybe over to beth 's , all right ? she might have turned up there . hank : oh , my god . luis : we got to find her , hank . whoever 's trying to kill her could be hunting her down right now . charlie : die , sheridan , die ! w ? majestic tree would bring such a suspenseful the green jacket is going north of the border . the perfect size . singer : i 've tasted kisses like these they still make me weak in the knees and your promises of love well , honey , they 'll never never be enough 'cause when i hear that old familiar tune i remember once more i 've been here i 've been here chad : you know you want to be up there . whitney : come on , i ca n't just go up there and grab the microphone , right ? chad : why not ? i mean , i know all the musicians , and lola is straight . what do you say ? whitney : it 's crazy ! no . chad : come on , whitney , you 'll be great . the crowd will love it . you can do that song that i wrote for you . you know it backwards and forwards . singer : thank you . thank you . you guys are great . thank you . thank you . julian : i do n't know how eve managed to get herself such a hateful sister , but i 'm tellg g you right now , i will not let you hurt her . liz : well , you ca n't stop me , julian . singer : oh . hey , how 's it going ? liz : i could n't have scripted this better if i 'd tried . chad : that was great , lola . lola : thanks . chad : you mind if whitney fills in for you for aitit ? lola : oh , no . it 's all yours , honey . chad : you 're on . whitney : i 'm not so sure about this , baby . lola : right now , ladies and gentlemen , you 're in for a real treat . i 'm going to take a little break , but we have a brand - new rising star here at the blue note . man : yeah ! whitney : was n't really looking to give him any time my part was really perfect i could play my role just fine funny how a little smile or just a single word can make the wind stand still lift your heart up like a bird something about him moves me the way that he softly speaks my name the way his love is such a gentle rush like auiet morning rain something about him shakes me the way that he always reads my mind the way he tries to hide his innocence the way he sees right through my reticence i think i might stop running 'cause i know that there is something rebecca : is n't that eve russell 's daughter , the one who plays tennis ? whitney : about him ooh , ooh , yeah julian : dear god . she sounds just like her mother . whitney : everything was clear he was n't in the picture i did n't want him too near funny how a little look can turn you upside down and one single kiss can turn your world around something about him moves me the way that he softly speaks my name eve : the blue note . this ca n't be . whitney : such a gentle rush like a quiet morning rain eve : that sounds like one of my old tapes . i do n't remember this song . whitney : something about him shakes me eve : they ca n't play my tapes without my permission . whitney : the way that he always reads my mind the way he tries to hide his innocence the way he sees right through my reticence i think i might stop running ' csese i know that there is something never want to leave him now mrs . wallace : you 'd better mark my words , because charlie is completely out of control . and if she kills sheridan , you -- you are going to be put away as an accomplice ! [ knock on door ] beth : maybe she 's back . [ pounding ] mrs. wallace : better hope that is her , tootsie ! luis : hey , is sheridan here ? beth : luis . no , why -- why would she be here ? luis : you have n't heard from her in the last hour ? beth : no . what 's going on ? luis : i 'm not sure . antonio said she left the cottage by herself , she was all upset . i just do n't like the idea of her being out there by herself when someone 's trying to kill her . what if they find her before i do ? charlie : beth 's just got a case of cold feet . yeah , once i tell her i 've taken care of sheridan crane for good , she 'll be glad i did it without her . yeah . yeah , and she 'll thank me for doing the things she did n't have the nerve to do by herself . it ca n't be . can it ? ha ! talk about fate ! whitney : something about him shakes me the way that he always reads my mind the way he tries to hide his innocence the way he sees right through my reticence rebecca : julian , you look like you 've never heard anyone sing before . what -- what is wrong with you tonight ? whitney : i know that there is something eve : i could choose to make this end whitney : ooh , ooh julian : it 's like going back in time . whitney : always had my own plans everything was clear he was n't in the picture i did n't want him too near funny how a little look can turn you upside down and one single kiss can turn your world around something about him moves me the way that he softly speaks my name fox : she 's so beautiful . whitney : love is such a gentle rush like a quiet morning rain fox : her voice is like an angel 's . whitney : something about him shakes me waitress : you all right , mr . crane ? mr. crane ? fox : yeah . yeah , i 'm fine . whitney : the way he tries to hide his innocence fox : i just feel like a thousand roman candles went off in my heart , that 's all . whitney : i think i might stop running 'cause i know that there is something never want to leave him now never want to say goodbye fox : oh , my god . whitney : i only want to hold him near for the rest of my life something about him moves me eve : hi . do you know who i need to speak to about this tape that you 're playing , because they do n't have permission to use it . man : that 's not a tape , lady . that 's the singer onstage . shshe 's great , is n't she ? whitney : the way he sees right through my reticence i think i might stop running 'cause i know that there is something beth : i 'm sure she 's fine , wherever she is . luis : i 'm not so sure about that . you know , someone 's gone to the trouble to set fire to her cottage , to stalk her at the hospital . and if they find her alone , there 's no telling what they 're going to do . i 've got to find her before that happens . charlie : well , blow me down . this was obviously meant to be . even beth would understand why i had to kill sheridan tonight . this is just too delicious an opportunity to ignore ! sheridan : what am i going to do ? how am i going to sort through my life without hurting innocent people ? please , god , help me . charlie : oh , honey , you are so dead . and you deserve it for what you did to my beth . whitney : the way he tries to hide his innocence fox : i just feel like a thousand roman candles went off in my heart . eve : stop the music ! stop it ! liz : this is working out better than i imagined . luis : sheridan , hold on ! sheridan : no !
whitney and liz arrive at the blue note . once there whitney runs into chad and liz into julian . julian tells liz he wo n't let her ruin eve 's life . chad talks whitney into singing on stage she does and her mother shows up and is horrified . sheridan snaps due to the pressure of her situation and her dreams so she goes for a walk to clear her head . charlie also goes for a walk and is ready to get rid of sheridan once and for all .
theresa : there you go , baby . mommy and daddy are right here . she 's beautiful , is n't she ? ethan : she is an angel . but i do hope you appreciate the sacrifice that gwen made , agreeing not to fight for custody of that little girl . theresa : if you expect me to send her a thank - you card , ethan , you can forget that . ethan : theresa , no . no . but when i told you that gwen and i were not going to pursue custody of jane , the tradeoff was that the fighting between you and gwen would stop , period . now , you have done awful things to her . she has done awful things to you . so what we need here is a truce so we can all just get along with our lives and end it . now , you told me that you understood . i took that to mean that you agreed . tell me i 'm right , that you believe that this feud between you and gwen is over . [ scene_break ] rebecca : gwen , this is no time to let down your guard . i mean , theresa is a fighter . she is going to beat you to a bloody pulp and then complain about breaking a nail . gwen : you know what ? i do n't want to talk about this anymore . i 'm exhausted . i just got home . and i happen to agree with ethan . if we want peace , then this war needs to stop . rebecca : oh , gwen , have n't you heard a word i 've said ? look , ethan 's idea of peace is this wonderful fairy tale . yes , but do you really think that theresa is just going to sit back and let the two of you be happy ? come on , that 's nonsense . we have to strike before she strikes first . gwen : no , mother . no more ! and ethan is confirming that with theresa right now . rebecca : yeah , after he puts his pants back on . gwen : mother , sometimes you just need to trust people . ok , i ca n't do this anymore . it has wrecked my life for years , and i am convinced that theresa 's going to do the right thing . [ doorbell rings ] rebecca : who on earth -- maid : mrs. crane , it 's the police . rebecca : sam ? why are you here so late ? gwen : i 'm sorry , ethan 's not here right now . sam : look , gwen , i 'm not here for ethan . i 'm here for you . look , i have no choice but to re - arrest you for the attempted murder of theresa lopez- fitzgerald and the kidnapping of her baby . gwen : theresa is having me arrested ? rebecca : oh , this is that evil enchilada 's doing , is n't it ? sam : theresa insisted that i re - arrest you for attempted murder , kidnapping , risk of injury to a minor , and unlawful flight to avoid prosecution . rebecca : oh , i knew it ! i knew it ! did n't i tell you this would happen ? i mean , did n't i tell you not to trust theresa ? let bygones be bygones ? gwen : you know what , mother ? this is n't about you being right . i 'm being arrested here ! rebecca : no ! no , i forbid it ! sam : rebecca , this is not your decision to make , or mine . i 'm just doing my job . gwen , look , i 'm sorry , i have to take you in . gwen : fine . sam : you have the right to remain silent . if you give up that right , anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law . [ scene_break ] fox : please , mrs. wellesley , you can stop all this . just tell all these people to go home . tell them the adoption 's off and that the boy 's coming home with me . harriet : i 'm sorry , mr. crane , you 're wrong . fox : but why ? i do n't understand . i 'm the baby 's father . harriet : i 'm afraid you 're just too late . fox : one second -- how -- it ca n't be too late for me to get back my own son . that ca n't be . he 's my own flesh and blood . that 's my baby boy . harriet : i 'm sorry , mr. crane , not anymore -- at least not legally . the papers giving up the baby for adoption signed by ms. russell using your power of attorney went into effect after the standard 72-hour grace period . had you arrived a few minutes earlier , the outcome would have been different , but rules are rules . and since no one challenged the adoption process within those 72 hours , both parents ' rights to the child have been forfeited . fox : no . whitney 's voice : i hate to see fox hurting , but i did what i had to do . my baby ca n't grow up knowing that his parents are half brother and sister . and now that he 's officially up for adoption , no one will ever know . fox : look , you ca n't keep my son away from me on some damn technicality ! harriet : we 've done everything by the book . you just have to accept that your child has been given up for adoption . t.c . : well , liz and i -- we 'll take him . julian : no , eve and i will . fox : no , no one 's getting my son ! now , you listen to me , i want -- hey , i want my boy back and i want him back now ! [ scene_break ] sheridan : marty is my son . i -- i know it . i know he is . luis : sheridan , i 'm sorry . look , i wish that marty was our son . but the d.n.a . test proved that he is n't . sheridan : well , the results are wrong ! they have to be . luis : look , sheridan , your friend dottie did the test . dottie : sheridan , i know how much you want to be marty 's mother , but i ca n't say that you are . all i can do is report the test results . and they say that beth is marty 's mother . mrs. wallace : i do n't get how this could be happening . you are not marty 's mama . you are the baby - snatching psycho that stole marty from sheridan in the first place . beth : i know ! i 'm as surprised as you are . but i 'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth , ok ? the d.n.a . tests say that i 'm marty 's mother . so presto - change - o -- i am . mrs. wallace : no , you 're not . beth : yes , i am . i won . mrs. wallace : oh , missy , you 're not winning squat . you 're a loser . how you could ever think that you would win at this when you were headed straight for doom and damnation -- oh , i tell you -- beth : i was just lucky , i guess . mrs. wallace : lucky , my diapered behind . you did this . you rigged that d.n.a . test so it 'd come out in your favor . would you just admit it ? beth : no , i did n't ! mrs. wallace : yes , you did , and i want to know how . what did you do ? you switched the samples , huh ? sell your soul to the devil ? how did you do it , bethie ? how did you make that d.n.a . test say that you were marty 's mother when we both know that he is sheridan 's son ? mrs. wallace : bethie , would you just admit it ? tell me what you did to make the d.n.a . test show that you are marty 's mother ? beth : for the last time , i did n't do anything ! mrs. wallace : you mean for the first time , do n't you ? beth : think what you want . i got to figure out my next move . mrs. wallace : oh , no , no , no , no . no more thinking , no more next moves . beth : ok , hello ? we do n't have to head north to canada now . mrs. wallace : oh , shoot ! and i wanted a mounties . beth : i 've got to play this as though i 've been vindicated . you know , the way i knew i would be all along . mrs. wallace : oh , poor sheridan . she knows the truth . she just ca n't prove it . beth : yep . hopefully , she 'll have another mental meltdown -- one that leaves her drooling for good this time . sheridan : it 's ok . it 's all right . you 're back in mommy 's arms . mommy loves you so much . now , you listen . mommy may not be where you can see her or hear her or feel her arms around you , but she will always be there with you . just close your eyes and you 'll feel how warm the sunlight feels or how safe you 'll feel under the covers at night . and mommy 's there . yes , i am . and no matter what happens , mommy will never forget your beautiful face or your chubby little fingers , your 10 perfect toes , your sweet baby smell . i know that you are my son . no one can convince me that you 're not . i do n't know how beth did it , but she stole you away from me . and i remember before you were taken from me -- i remember . i stared into your eyes and i memorized your face -- marty : eyes . sheridan : and i swore that i would never forget you . yeah , your eyes . i swore i would never forget you , and i have n't . i will find a way to get you back if it is the last thing that i do . luis : i sort of knew this was going to happen . i tried to warn you , but you would n't -- sheridan : luis , the results are wrong . i am marty 's mother ! i know it ! luis : but the results say otherwise . sheridan : did n't you hear me ? i said they 're wrong ! luis : sheridan , maybe it 's time for you to accept that you are wrong . as much as you want marty to be your son , he is n't . sheridan : no ! luis : sheridan , our baby died , ok ? we have to move on . sheridan : no . no , something is wrong here . something is very wrong . luis : well , tests do n't lie . sheridan : you know what ? tests do n't lie , but people do . why are you doing this to me ? dottie : what ? sheridan : tell them the truth ! tell them that marty is my son ! [ scene_break ] theresa : ethan , about gwen -- ethan : look , theresa -- theresa , i know that gwen did some awful things to you . and like i told sam , she was not in her right mind when she did them , because of the very things that you did to her . that 's why my dad agreed to drop the charges against gwen . as far as i 'm concerned , that wipes the slate clean , and that 's how i want it to stay . so i want you to tell me that we are still on the same page here . tell me that you want this feud to be over between you and gwen . theresa ? i 'm asking you a question here . theresa : i want to ask you a question , ethan . what about rebecca ? ethan : what about her ? theresa : well , she 's not one to forgive and forget . she holds a grudge better than anyone that i know . what if she comes after me and my family again ? ethan : it 's not going to happen . theresa : you do n't know that . ethan : i do know that , because i was just with gwen and rebecca , and they want this to be over . they do . rebecca 's only concern is you . that 's why i 'm here . to assure you that rebecca -- she 's going to retain control and not come after you as long as you do n't incite her and do something like press charges against gwen again . [ scene_break ] rebecca : no , i insist you let gwen go and just arrest theresa ! sam : for what ? rebecca : for what ? for murdering sarah , stealing embryos , impersonating a surrogate , harassing my daughter , stalking ethan , and breathing the same air i do ! gwen : you 're not helping . stop it . rebecca : well , i am trying to . gwen : then call ethan and have him meet me at police headquarters . sam : gwen 's right . gwen will be out on bail as soon as she 's processed . rebecca : processed ? sam , you 're talking about her like she 's some stinky piece of cheese ! gwen : oh , my god ! just call ethan , please . rebecca : sam , how can you do this ? this is your daughter - in - law ! sam : i do n't like it , either . rebecca : well , fine ! then -- then cuff me . i 'll make it worth your while . sam : rebecca , just let me do my job . rebecca : oh -- look , there will be no rest , no jail , no nothing . gwen is not leaving this house . sam : i 'm taking her to be processed , and there is nothing you can do about it . rebecca : oh , yes , there is . [ rebecca grunts ] sam : what -- gwen : mother , what are you doing ? sam : rebecca , get off of me ! gwen : get off of him ! rebecca : run , gwen ! sam : get off me ! rebecca : run , gwen ! run like the wind ! sam : ah ! [ scene_break ] fox : now , this whole thing has been a mistake . there 's got to be something that you can do . whitney 's voice : my baby will be adopted . and no one will ever have to know who his real parents are . eve : i 'm just curious , whitney . do you feel any remorse for what you 're doing to poor fox ? whitney : of course i do , mom . look , i love fox , but i 'm just doing what 's best for my baby , ok ? now , i 'm just glad this whole thing is going to be about over with . eve : oh -- oh , i doubt that , whitney . no , fox is a crane . cranes do n't give up on what they want . and he wants the child that he thinks is his son . fox : damn it , i want my son back now ! harriet : there 's nothing i can do . ms. russell signed all the necessary papers to give the child up for adoption . she was using your power of attorney , which was notarized by an attorney -- ethan winthrop , as i recall . fox : yeah , i know ! look -- look , i did n't know that she was going to use my power of attorney to give my baby away ! harriet : i 'm sorry , that 's an issue between you and ms. russell . the child was handed over to my agency in full accord of the law . fox : oh , screw the law ! i 'm a crane ! i want my baby back now ! t.c . : arrogant bastard . all of you cranes are the same . fox : you know , i 'm not here to win a popularity contest . i 'm here to get my son back . now , make it happen . give me my son back right now , or i swear to god , i will bury this agency , and i 'll take you down along with it . eve : you see ? fox is a crane , and he is not going to stop , not as long as he thinks that baby is his . fox : so what 's it going to be , mrs. wellesley , huh ? you going to give me my son back , or do i bury you and this agency ? harriet : do n't threaten me . whitney : see ? fox is n't going to get his way after all . eve : oh , do n't you count on it . you know the cranes never give up . and fox is never going to give up -- not as long as he thinks that that baby is his . whitney : no , you know what ? you 're wrong . because no matter how bad things are now , they would have been a lot worse . julian : please , mrs. wellesley , you must forgive my son . he only recently learned what happened in his absence , and he 's quite emotional regarding the legal status of his child . fox : he 's right , you know . look , i 'm sorry , i was n't trying to threaten you , ok ? i 'm trying to get you to see how much i love my son , how much i want him back . mrs. wellesley , what whitney did -- signing those adoption papers ? -- it ca n't be legal if she was n't in her right mind . and i guarantee you , she was n't . whitney : yes , fox , i was . fox : no -- no , you were n't , whitney . she 's suffering from postpartum depression or something . i do n't know what it is , but -- look , all i 'm saying is , i never would have given her my power of attorney , ever , if i knew that she was going to use it to give my son away . harriet : well , my associate mr. newton and i did find ms. russell 's reasons a bit vague , and we were both concerned that you would challenge her decision . fox : right , see ? so , deep down , you knew there was something going on here , too . harriet : well , i would n't go that far . fox : look , whatever . my point is you have my son , ok , and i want him back . ca n't you just find it in your heart to just bend the rules , just this one time , huh ? this one time so i can take my son home . [ scene_break ] sheridan : how could you do this to me ? we 're friends . how could you just lie like this ? dottie : sheridan , i 'm not lying . i came all the way up from boston to run the test as a favor to you . it 's not my fault the results are n't what you 'd hope to hear . sheridan : well , they 're obviously wrong . dottie : no , they 're not . luis : sheridan , stop attacking dottie . now , she did n't set out to hurt you . dottie : luis is right . i personally performed the test . sheridan : but you said that you rushed , so the tests -- they have to be wrong , then . dottie : no , the tests are accurate . i 'm sorry , sheridan . i 'm so very sorry . i know how much you wanted me to tell you that marty is your son . and believe me , if there was a way that i could have done that , i would have . but the tests show that beth is marty 's mother . sheridan : no . they ca n't . she 's not . luis : sheridan , please stop this . it 's not her fault . sheridan : i 'm sorry . luis is right . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to accuse you . it 's just that it 's hard for me to understand that something that i 've believed all this time to be true is n't true at all . beth : join the club , sher - sher . mrs. wallace : oh ! kicking sheridan when she 's down ? you should be ashamed of yourself . beth : you know , instead of boo - hooing for sheridan , ca n't you be happy for me ? mrs. wallace : hmm , let me think -- no . you should be locked up for the lying loon / attempted murderess that you are . then i 'll be happy . beth : fine . i 'll be happy for myself , then . marty 's mine . i 've got him free and clear , so no one 's going to take him away from me . [ scene_break ] sam : my eyes ! i ca n't see ! rebecca : run , gwen , run ! gwen : mother , stop it ! i 'm not going anywhere in handcuffs ! sam : get off ! get off ! rebecca : well , then grab the keys while i distract him , ok ? sam : for the love of god , get your tongue out of my ear ! rebecca : ow ! ow ! sam : ah ! rebecca , let go ! rebecca : no , in a minute ! sam : now ! rebecca : oh , ok , ok . sam : my god ! look , i know that you are upset that i had to re - arrest gwen . ok ? i am , too . but you 're lucky i did n't arrest you , too . gwen : thank you , sam . sam : now , call ethan and tell him to meet us at the station , ok ? then you come , too . gwen is going to need you . oh ! rebecca : huh . oh . oh , my . now i know why ivy wanted sam . whew . hunka , hunka . [ scene_break ] ethan : it 's very simple . rebecca will leave you alone if you leave gwen alone . now , tell me . tell me we 're on the same page like we were on the island . theresa : ethan , i did n't agree to any truce . ethan : yes , you did . theresa : no -- no , i did n't . you assumed that i did . ethan : theresa -- theresa : look -- ethan : do n't -- theresa : even if you and i and gwen agree to this truce , what about rebecca ? she wo n't honor it . she will still come after my family . ethan : no , she wo n't do that . theresa : did she actually say that she would leave me alone , ethan ? ethan : not in those exact words , no . theresa : of course not , because she 's never going to stop coming after me and my family ! ethan : yes , she -- she will if you do n't press charges against gwen . theresa : listen , about gwen -- ethan : oh , god -- what ? what ? theresa : i need to tell you something . [ scene_break ] fox : mrs. wellesley , how would you feel if someone took one of your children away from you ? harriet : we did n't take your baby , mr. crane . ms. russell gave him to us to place for adoption . fox : yes , but he was n't hers to give away , you understand ? she did n't know what she was doing when she gave my boy up for adoption . my god , i feel like my son 's being kidnapped and you 're holding him hostage in there . harriet : rules are rules . if we make an exception in your case , other couples would be loathe to adopt any baby for fear of losing it if the birth parents decided they wanted it back . fox : dad , help me out here . do something . julian : well , it 's put me in a rather delicate position . eve and i were hoping to adopt the child . t.c . : liz and i are , too . fox : just try and forget about what you want for one second . put yourself in my shoes . i 'm asking for your help . what do i do ? julian 's voice : fox thinks the baby 's his . were that the case -- julian : very well . if i were you , i would -- i would argue that whitney 's actions in giving up the baby were perhaps unsound . based on that , i would -- i would file an injunction stopping the adoption process . whitney : well , no . no , you ca n't do that . [ scene_break ] ethan : what is it ? what is it ? what do you have to tell me ? [ phone rings ] ethan : it 's the mansion . i have to take this . theresa : how about you do n't answer it ? i mean , just let me finish what i have to tell you . ethan : theresa , if it 's gwen , i do n't want her to think that i 'm avoiding her . hello . rebecca : ethan ? sam was here . gwen has been rearrested . ethan : what ? rebecca : do i have to speak spanish for you to understand me ? sam was here , and he arrested gwen for attempted murder , kidnapping , and a whole bunch of other trumped - up charges . ethan : hold on . i spoke to my father before we came back , and he agreed to drop all the charges against gwen . rebecca : yeah , and guess what -- just as i predicted , theresa insisted on gwen being rearrested . that little evita never had any plan to forgive and forget , and my daughter has just been hauled off to jail . ethan : what the hell have you done ? [ scene_break ] beth : i called the childcare center to have them bring me marty , his d.n.a.-certified mother . mrs. wallace : oh , that 's only going to add to sheridan 's upset , bethie . beth : i know . mrs. wallace : oh , you are evil and then some . i do n't know how you sleep at night after what you 've done to her . beth : i told you , mother , i did n't do anything . mrs. wallace : oh , yes , you did . i just have n't figured it out yet . beth : oh , get over it , old woman . i won . marty is mine . now i just have to get luis back . mrs. wallace : what ? beth : that 's right , mother . i 'm not giving up on getting luis . mrs. wallace : oh ! luis : come on . let 's go home . sheridan : life without marty ? it just does n't seem possible . luis : well , we just have to accept reality . dottie : i 'm afraid luis is right . i 'm just so sorry things did n't turn out the way you expected them to . sheridan : please , you do n't have to apologize . i 'm sorry for lashing out at you the way i did . dottie : it 's ok . luis : thanks again for your help . come on , let 's go home . sheridan : why is this happening , luis ? i mean , here i listen to my trusted friend tell me the test results , but my heart keeps telling me that marty is my son . maybe i am going crazy . maybe i really am going over the edge now . luis : no , sheridan , you 'll feel better after you get some rest , ok ? sheridan : no . rest will not change what 's in my heart . luis : will you just try and rest for me , please ? sheridan : marty -- beth has my son now . beth has my son . [ scene_break ] fox : whitney , do n't tell me what i can and can not do when it comes to my son . i 'm getting him back . i do n't care if i have to go to the supreme court to do it . harriet : mr. crane , you can file all the injunctions you want , but the fact remains is that your son was legally given up for adoption . the courts have heard cases like this before , and we 've always prevailed . fox : well , fine , then i 'll adopt my own son . harriet : i 'm sorry , you can not . you 've already relinquished your rights to this the child . fox : i did n't relinquish anything . whitney abused my trust . harriet : well , be that as it may , the power of attorney you gave her was in full force at the time . whitney 's voice : it 's almost over . t.c . : well , if the child can be adopted , then liz and i want to adopt him . we will raise him in a respectable african american household . liz : yes , respectable . eve : no , you wo n't , julian and i will . he 's my grandson , too . whitney : no , no , stop this . please , just let someone else adopt him , please . t.c . : no , whitney , i 'm not going to let my grandson -- my blood -- be raised by strangers . eve : he 's not going to be raised by strangers . julian and i will raise him . julian : he 'll grow up in the mansion . t.c . : hell , you 're out of your mind . i 'm not going to let my grandson be raised by cranes -- teach him how to lie , steal , cheat , and destroy people 's lives . liz : and that 's exactly what he would learn from eve . t.c . : hell , you two are not even fit to raise chickens , much less my grandson . liz : you know what , t.c ? it 's ok . eve is going to be in prison for three attempted murders . julian : no , she 's innocent . t.c . : like hell she is . fox : shut up . no one 's raising my son but me . whitney : you know what ? no , you 're not . as a matter of fact , none of you are , because mrs. wellesley has seen what you all are really like . and her job is to put my baby in the best possible home . so you know what ? that rules all of you out . [ scene_break ] gwen : thank you for protecting me from the media , sam . i appreciate it . sam : glad to . i wish i could have protected you from theresa . i tried to get her not to go this route , but she insisted . gwen : yep , i 'm sure she did . you know , ethan convinced me to cut her some slack by not suing her for custody of the baby , and this is the thanks i get . my mother warned us this would happen . but ethan was so convinced he got through to her on the island . so much for a truce . sam : look , i hate to put you through the booking process again , but i ca n't show my daughter - in - law any favoritism . gwen : i understand . it 's all right . sam : sit down . gwen : ok . sam : i 'm sure ethan and rebecca will be here soon . ethan : rebecca , i 'll meet you at headquarters right away . if you see gwen , will you tell her i love her , please ? rebecca : i will . but you tell theresa that she is going to regret this , because i am going to make sure that she will . ethan : i ca n't believe you had her rearrested . theresa : i wanted to tell you , ethan . you answered the phone . ethan : that 's really beside the point now , is n't it ? theresa : look , gwen tried to kill me . ethan : just save it ! save it . i 'm going to see my wife . theresa : no ! listen to me . i was afraid that if i did n't strike first , rebecca would . ethan : move . theresa : no . gwen tried to kill me again when we were on the island . ethan : theresa , move ! theresa : shh . no . she kidnapped our daughter . and i had to get her before rebecca got me . ethan : oh , god . that 's a crock , and you know it . that 's a crock . the plain truth here , theresa , is that you 're just hateful . theresa : how can you say that ? ethan : how ? how ? because you had the power to end all this . you had the power to bring peace . you can talk all you want about how rebecca ca n't forget anything . you 're the one that ca n't forget anything . and you 're the one that 's going to keep this war going and going . theresa : look , i was afraid that if i did n't press charges -- ethan : i told you i convinced my father to drop the charges against gwen . and you had me believe that you were ok with that . `` it 's fine , ethan . `` you had me believing that . but you were n't ok with it , were you ? no , your spiteful little mind started plotting against gwen the minute we set foot back here in harmony . theresa : no , i was protecting my family . ethan : i do n't want to hear it anymore . my eyes are open , theresa . i am seeing you for what you are . and you 're a monster . you are a hateful monster . [ scene_break ] rebecca : oh , gwen . gwen : mother -- rebecca : oh , my poor persecuted baby . oh , having being rearrested for murder and kidnapping . it 's like deja vu all over again . gwen : did you get a hold of ethan ? rebecca : yes , he 'll be here soon . gwen : ok , good . i do n't want to go through this alone . rebecca : oh , honey , you 're not going to have to . i 'm going to be here for you , and ethan will be , too . gwen : ok . rebecca : oh , sam . oh , you know , for security reasons , are you sure you do n't want to frisk me ? i mean , i 'd be happy to submit myself to a full strip search with you in private . sam : that wo n't be necessary . rebecca : well , i 'm sure at least one of us is packing heat . gwen : mother , now is not the time , ok ? rebecca : what ? oh . oh , right . yeah , i 'm sorry . honey , i am there for you 100 % , and so is ethan . and we are going to fight these trumped - up charges . and then we are going to beat theresa to a bloody pulp . [ scene_break ] theresa : you ca n't think that i 'm a monster . you know me better than that . ethan : yeah , you see , that 's just it . turns out i really never knew you at all . theresa : ethan , wait . ethan : theresa , i 'm -- theresa : you -- ethan : i 'm going to my wife . theresa : ethan -- ethan : theresa , i 'm out of here . theresa : ethan , please wait . if you just wait , i can explain to you why i had gwen rearrested . ethan : i do n't want to hear it . i do n't want to hear a damn word that you have to say . theresa : you ca n't think that i 'm a monster . i 'm your child 's mother . ethan : i can think it . and i do think it . [ scene_break ] nurse : you have a beautiful son , ms. wallace . beth : oh , thank you . beth : it 's killing sheridan to see me with marty . and once luis leaves her to be with me and our son , she might really bite the dust . mrs. wallace : oh -- oh , send me a post card care of the mounties , will you , because i 'm not sticking around here watching you trying to steal luis from sheridan again . it 's bad enough that you landed marty . and another thing -- how can you keep wishing that poor , innocent girl more pain ? beth : innocent ? what ? sheridan stole luis from me . mrs. wallace : oh , oh , oh , please , angels -- angels , take me now . spare me from listening to this anymore . please . hmm . beth : no , no . sheridan 's a crane . she could have any man on earth . but , no , she 's got to come back to harmony and decide she wants a working stiff . so she sets her sights on luis , the only man that i have ever loved . mrs. wallace : bethie , the only man ? beth : you shut your mouth , mother . you know never to bring that up . do n't you ever talk about that again . mrs. wallace : ok . ok , i 'm sorry . i 'm -- i 'm really sorry . beth : now , i 'm going to have luis , and no one -- least of all sheridan -- is going to stop me . luis : i know that it hurts you to see beth with marty . but she is his mother , ok , sheridan ? the d.n.a . test proved it . sheridan : i was -- i was just so sure that the tests would prove otherwise . luis : well , sheridan , your friend dottie did the test . sheridan : i 'm so sorry . i still feel so bad for accusing you of not getting it right . dottie : that 's ok . i know how much having a child meant to you . luis : you know , sheridan , one of the reasons that i asked beth to share custody of marty was so you could spend time with him . and i was hoping that somehow , that would help you get over the loss of our child . marty is my son with beth . sheridan : beth -- i need to talk to her . luis : i really do n't think that that 's such a good idea right now , honey . sheridan : no , luis , i need to talk to her before i leave . there 's something that i need to say to her about marty , something that you both should hear . [ scene_break ] liz : why ca n't we adopt whitney 's baby ? he 's t.c . 's grandson . eve : he 's my grandson , too . fox : he 's my son , and i want to keep him . t.c . : no crane will raise that baby . julian : that child is a crane . he will be raised as a crane by eve and me . fox : no , you 're wrong , father . he 's going to be raised by me . harriet : none of you are going to raise baby russell . it 's as simple as that . whitney : wait , why not ? i mean , have other couples been waiting longer ? harriet : no , it has nothing to do with that , whitney . t.c . : then why ca n't i raise my own grandson ? is it because i 'm african american ? is this a racial thing ? harriet : absolutely not . this is not a race issue at all . eve : then why ca n't any of us adopt the baby ? fox : because you 're giving me my son back , right ? harriet : no . no , i 'm sorry , mr. crane . none of you can adopt baby russell because he 's already been adopted by someone else . whitney : someone 's already adopted my baby ? harriet : that 's right . julian : we could have given the baby a wonderful life . liz : but we could have given him a loving home . fox : well , i 'm the baby 's father . i should be raising him . harriet : mr. newton and i can assure you all that the baby is in excellent hands . fox : so -- so who adopted him ? who adopted my son ? [ scene_break ] rebecca : sam , this is outrageous . i mean , gwen being forced to be photographed and fingerprinted again ? i mean , the lighting in here is horrible . the poor girl has n't even had a manicure . has n't she been through enough ? sam : between us , yes , she has . but theresa insisted on pressing charges , and this is standard procedure when someone 's arrested . rebecca : she is n't just someone . she is your daughter - in - law . sam : all the more reason why i have to play it by the book . now , you 're lucky i did n't arrest you for obstruction of justice . rebecca : oh , justice my foot . theresa is torturing my gwen . and the only reason i jumped on you was to help her . but if i did hurt your back , i 'd be happy to give you a rubdown . sam : if you want to be there for gwen -- she 's going to need you right now , ok ? she 's in serious trouble . rebecca : yeah , because of theresa . rebecca : do n't you worry , gwen . theresa may think she 's won , but she has n't . there is no way we 're going to let her get away with this . no way . gwen : how do you know that ? rebecca : because we are going to destroy her life . i am talking total devastation . i mean , she is going to rue the day that she ever decided to mess with us . this is a fight to the finish . the end of theresa . [ scene_break ] theresa : look , you ca n't think that i 'm a monster . you ca n't mean that . ethan : that 's exactly what i think . here 's what i think . i think you 're uncaring , i think you 're unfeeling , and if i would have known how much hate you have in that heart of yours , i would have never have allowed you to take my daughter and keep her . theresa : ethan -- ethan : i would have fought you tooth and nail to make sure that my daughter was raised by a kind and a loving woman like gwen , instead of a nasty piece of work like yourself . theresa : no , you do n't mean that . ethan : the hell i do n't . you repulse me , and i do n't want to see you again . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , let 's go home , all right ? now , come on . you can speak to beth another time . sheridan : no , luis , i am not leaving until i talk to beth . luis : sheridan -- beth : uh - oh . mrs. wallace : well , here comes sheridan . vengeance , thy name is sheridan . boy , if you thought you were going to be able to rig that d.n.a . test to make it look like marty was yours , you thought wrong . sheridan is not going to let you keep her son . beth : for the last time , i did not rig the test . luis : sheridan , just wait -- wait -- sheridan : beth , there is something that i need to say to you . it 's about marty being my son . [ next_on ] alistair : i can help you get katherine out of martin 's life . that is , if you 're interested . jessica : i think i want to go home , spike . man : what the hell is going on here ? sam : the party 's over . you 're being raided . sheridan : i 've lost my son forever now . whitney : oh , my god . you 've adopted the baby ?
the russells and cranes are still at the adoption agency arguing over who will get to adopt whitney 's baby , but the woman in charge puts a quick end to it all by telling them he has already been adopted by someone else . ethan becomes enraged at theresa , calling her names and telling her he should never have let her have his baby back since she is n't qualified to raise her , when he learns she has pressed charges against gwen again . rebecca is also out for blood , so theresa 's goose is cooked , or so it seems .
hank : decoding alistair 's files is taking forever . luis : hank , would you relax , ok ? the computer cracked the code on alistair 's finance file . i 'm sure it 's going to work for the rest of these , too . soon enough , we 're going to know all of alistair 's secrets . hank : when you finally go public with everything alistair 's done , the fallout will be immense . people 's lives will be changed forever . crane will finally get his due . luis : yeah , and most importantly , sheridan will see proof that alistair had ackland brainwash her into thinking that she loves antonio , and then i 'm going to get sheridan back . antonio : sheridan , what 's wrong ? why 'd you tense up like that ? do you not want to make love right now or what ? sheridan : no , i 'm sorry , antonio . i did n't mean to kill the mood . it 's just that i ca n't stop thinng about what happened earlier with luis . antonio : you were thinking about my brother just now ? sheridan : both you and luis . you shot him . you shot him over me . antonio : oh , you know why ? because he deserved it . he 's been lying to you , he 's been upsetting you with that whole concocted story about alistair and dr . ackland brainwashing you into thinking you do n't love him anymore . sheridan : yoyou shot luis , all right ? you almost murdered your own brother ! antonio : i was protecting you . sheridan : but maybe luis is right . maybe he 's onto something . maybe my father and dr . ackland did try to brainwash me , and maybe we should start listening to luis . antonio : no , sheridan . no . julian : my , but daddy dearest seems nervous this evening . alistair : shut up , julian . julian : is that fear i smell under your cigar smoke , father ? alistair : i would n't be so smug if i were you , julian . you 're mired in this muck as deeply as i am . more so in fact , since i put the onus of many a crime i committed on you . julian : as i said , i do n't really care . i think it 's time we cranes paid for our countless wrongdoings . alistair : oh , damn it , julian , shut up ! julian : i gather from your mood you were n't able to keep luis from exposing your various skeletons in our closet ? alistair : no , the potential for cataclysm still exists . but not for long . i 'm going to stop luis lopez - fitzgerald if it 's the last thing i do ! gwen : i do n't care if i have to cut theresa open myself . you get my eggs out of her now . eve : gwen , gwen , let 's just calm down . gwen : theresa has dr . simmons unknowingly implant my fertilized eggs into theresa so she can use my baby as a bargaining chip to get little ethan back , and i 'm supposed to be calm ? well , to hell with that and to hell with you ! whitney : gwen -- ethan : gwen , honey , no ! stop , stop , stop -- rebecca : do it , gwen . do it ! gut her like the barracuda she is ! gwen : you give me my baby back , theresa . you give me my baby back ! singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life a minister said he was very gun registry , again bad management but nothing agree i 'm sure that they do n't have a lc antonio : i just said luis is obsessed with you . he 's addicted to the idea of you two being together . and just like any other addict , he will say or do anything that he possibly can to get what he wants . sheridan : yeah , but i do n't remember any of my therapy with dr . ackland . what if luis is right and something unethical did happen ? antonio : sheridan , nothing unethical happened to you . you were not brainwashed . please -- look , you told me before -- the reason you 're with me is because you love me , not luis . hank : any more of alistair 's files get decoded ? luis : not yet , but they will . i 'm telling you , hank , this decodindisk that you borrowed ? well , it 's goi t to break down all these files . i 'm going to know all of alistair 's secrets . you 're going to be a hero , my friend . not bad for a rookie cop . hank : yeah , if i do n't get booted off the force for improper conduct first . luis : do n't worry about that , ok ? i 'm telling you , sam is going to back you 100 % . you know alistair 's the reason that he never married ivy . he made julian marry her instead . julian told me himself that he was always in love with someone else . i 'm telling you , alistair has ruined millions of lives , literally -- countless . hank : at least we have information on his financial improprieties . it 's pretty damning stuff , but we need more than that . luis : oh , we 're going to get more . i 'm telling you , there 's plenty . i know alistair 's the one who set julian up for that impostor gag , trying to keep me and sheridan apart . and when that did n't work , he blew up our boat in bermuda . hank : and when that did n't work , he had ackland make sheridan forget that you 're the one she loves . luis : that 's right . soon enough , we 're going to have proof of it all . julian : father , there 's no way you 'll be able to stop luis from proving you 're the heartless monster i 've known you to be my entire life . the man 's like a dog with a bone -- he wo n't stop until he 's brought you and the entire crane empire down . you 're deluding yourself if you think otherwise . [ alistair laughs ] alistair : and you wonder why i have nothing but loathing and contempt for you , julian . when the going gets tough , you get drunk ! julian : you know , father , i hope luis does bring you down . because once you 're pulled from your throne , eve and i will able to find the son that you stole from us without you thwarting us at every turn -- the child we 've loved and missed for a lifetime , the son that you did steal on the very night he was born . rebecca : i want theresa arrested for possession of stolen property -- gwen 's fertilized eggs . give me that bottle , i 'll slice her open myself ! ethan : just stop ! no one is slicing anyone open with anything , all right ? here 's the deal -- you and your mother are going to calm down , ok ? gwen : ca d down ? you want me to calm down , ethan ? this is the worst thing theresa 's done yet . she has our child growing inside of her , ethan -- our child . theresa : you have my child , gwen -- my child ! you stole him from me , and turnabout is fair play ! rebecca : theresa , you are psychotic . psychotic and shameless . pilar : stop talking about my daughter that way . rebecca : oh , stick a taco in it , pilar ! ethan : i told you this would end badly , ok ? we took her son . how did you think she 'd react ? gwen : yeah , ethan , being upset is one thing , but assaulting our surrogate and deceiving the staff into stealing my fertilized eggs ? what theresa has done is beyond outrageous . rebecca : oh , i think we should hang her from the nearest i.v . pole and beat her till the eggs fall out of her . eve : that 's a horrible thing to say , rebecca . rebecca : do not even start with me , eve . my grandchild is inside that slutanand i want it back ! theresa : give me my child , gwen , and i will give you yours . gwen : that is extortion ! theresa : you drove me to this , gwen . you stole my child from me . this is your fault ! gwen : oh , this is my fault , right ? ethan : theresa , you 're not helping matters here . rebecca : rip her tongue out . that would help . gwen : ethan , you -- you need to do something about this . ethan : what ? we took her son . this is her way of striking back . gwen : whose side are you on ? are you really standing here defending her ? because if you are , i 'm going to leave you . i 'm going to leave you and i 'm never going to look back ! antonio : sheridan , i have loved you since the first moment i laid eyes on you . i loved you in a past life when we were together . i love you now . and i know that you love me and that you always will . you and i were meant to be together , not you and luis . so i want you to forget about him . sheridan : i do n't know if i can . no , look , it 's not what you think . i do n't doubt my love for you , not at all . it 's because i love you so much that i ca n't go on this way . antonio : i do n't follow . sheridan : keeping you apart from your family , being the reason you almost murdered your brother tonight -- i ca n't live with the guilt of what loving me has cost you . antonio : none of that is your fault , sheridan . sheridan : not directly , but it 's because of me that you 're estranged from your mother , you 're angry at luis . antonio : the reason i 'm mad at luis is because he ca n't accept the fact that you chose me and not him . my mother -- you know the story . she thinks you should be with him and not me . well -- sheridan : pilar is entitled to her opinion . antonio : yeah . sheridan : the fact is , is that i chose to be with you , and that choice has made everyone upset . antonio : sheridan , you and i love each other . we are together and we are happy , a t that 's all that matters . sheridan : i would be happier if you were n't estranged from your family . i just feel like this is all my fault . hank : once you got everything you need to use against alistair , what do you plan on doing with it ? luis : i 'm not even sure . crane 's done so many damn things to so many people -- whole countries even . i do n't even know what jurisdiction it falls under . the state ? the feds ? the world court ? maybe all three . hank : why do n't you hand it all over to the media ? you know , let them sort it out while you get the biggest bang for your buck . alistair 's face would be splashed across every newspaper in the country . tom brokaw would lead off the nightly news with his arrest -- julian 's , too . luis : well , i 'd love to go to theededia , but there 's no doubt in my mind that crane has got friends in high places . you know , this whole thing could be suppressed on the grounds of national security before it ever hit the front page . no , hank , i need to do something more personal , you know ? hit crane where it hurts the most . [ alistair laughs ] julian : what 's so funny , father ? alistair : you , julian . it 's laughable for you to think that you and eve will ever know your long lost son . julian : once you 're gone , there will be nothing to stop me from finding him , will there ? eve wants to see our son more than anything on earth . i promised i 'd find him for her , and i intend to keep that promise . alistair : lovesick fool . how could katherine and i have produced such a ninny ? maybe the hospital mixed you up with my real son . julian : it 'd serve you right , having kept me from my son all these years . it 's about to change , father , because once you are gone , i will find our son and reunite him with eve . alistair : really , julian ? and how will you do that if we 're both locked up in prison for the rest of our lives ? ethan : of course i 'm on your side . i love you . i 'm your husband . but i wo n't to you . i get why theresa did what she did . rebecca : what ? what , you understand the mind of this unconscionable thief ? well , i certainly don't . even her own mother does n't ! i mean , did you see ? pilar almost fainted when she found out what her egg - stealing evita had done . pilar : please do n't speak for me , rebecca . i may not condone my daughter 's actions , but like ethan , i understand them . this vendetta that you have against theresa to avenge gwen 's baby 's death drove her to such extremes . she was desperate to get her little boy back , so she felt she had no choice but to take ethan and gwen 's baby hostage . gwen : i do n't care what happens to her . i just want my baby back . dr. russell , you get my eggs out of theresa now . ú p b b bos= w w ( woman ) where is he ? singer : you are my passion for life theresa : there 's no way i 'm consenting to surgery . rebecca : who said anything about getting your consent ? i 'm going to hold you down while the doctors do their job . pilar : no , you will not ! theresa : ethan and gwen ca n't have their baby until after it 's born . that 's only if i get my child back first . gwen : please help me , dr . russell . rebecca : yes , eve . theresa is in possession of stolen property , so you either get it back or prepare yourself for the mother of all lawsuits against this hospital . eve : the hospital ca n't be held liable for this , rebecca . theresa committed a deliberate fraud . there was no way for dr . simmons to know that she was n't the real surrogate . i 'm sorry , there 's nothing i can do if -- if theresa does n't consent to having the eggs removed . theresa : which i don't . rebecca : oh , you hateful , shameless bitch . fox : no , no , no . gwen : ethan , this is crazy , ok , because theresa has broken all sorts of laws here . i mean , you 're a lawyer . you have to do something . etethan : gwen , look at me . first you have to calm down because being this upset is n't going to do any good . gwen : what do you want me to do , be supportive and understanding of her like you are ? ethan , she has our baby ! i want it back ! theresa : gwen , you have my baby , and i want him back ! gwen : theresa -- ethan : stop , stop , stop -- come here . come on , come on . eve : you both seem to be at a stalemate here . theresa , no matter what your motivation , your actions have been very destructive to many people . i would like you to leave . i 'd like you to go right now , please . whitney : come on , theresa . fox and i will take you back to the house , ok ? theresa : ok . eve : thank you , whitney . gwen : we ca n't just let her leave ! rebecca : let it go , gwen , all right ? theresa may have a fatal accident later on . gwen : no , she ca n't , mother , because she 's carrying my child . eve : pilar ? i need to speak to you . luis : no , the thing is once we 've decoded alistair 's secrets , i want to make sure that they come out in the most damaging way possible to him . hank : but you do n't trust the feds or the media to break the story . luis : well , i do , just once the word is out . well , i got to tell you , hank , you know , after everything that alistair has done to me , my family , and to sheridan , i want the satisfaction of personally paying him back . hank : you 're right . everyone alistair has ever hurt should be there firsthand to hear the awful things he 's done to them . luis : exactly . i want to see a roomful of people in total shock when they hear how evil alistair is . and then see their faces when they realize he 's going to get his due . most importantly , i want to see alistair 's face when he realizes he 's losing it all , and that i , one of the great unwashed , is the one who 's bringing him down . alistair : that 's right , julian . if luis brings me down , you 're coming with me . i 've made sure of it by implicating you in any number of misdeeds . so , sonny boy , no playing the hero for your whore , eve . no finding your bastard love child . just a prison full of hardened criminals vying for your affection , shall we say ? julian : i 'm well aware of the fate that awaits me , father , but i can take comfort in the thought that you 'll be suffering , too . being locked up with the great unwashed will be a fate worse than death for you . alistair : oh , spare me your attempts at moral superiority , julian . your hands are just as dirty as mine . if luis exposes our secrets , we 're both going down for capital crimes . julian : you forced me to do every awful thing i ever did , including trying to kill my sister twice . alistair : prove it . julian : you know i can't . you 've seen to that . alistair : yes . yes , there 's plenty of guilt to go around . we 'll be lucky if we do n't get the death penalty for what we 've done . at the very least , our new address will be the state pen . julian : you know , father , i think i 'd -- i 'd rather be dead than live out my days with you . that would be my fate worse than death . antonio : sheridan , do not blame yourself for my situation with my family . none of it is your fault . sheridan : yes , it is , antonio . look , i have n't just torn two brothers apart . because of me , i have estranged you from your entire family . and i love them so much , especially pilar . i -- i miss her . i miss talking to her . i miss hearing her tell me how everyone 's doing , and i can only imagine how much you miss them . antonio : i do n't miss being stabbed in the back . sheridan : you see , this is what i 'm talking about . i am the root of all your problems with your family , and i hate myself for it . antonio : look , come on . i do n't want to hear you talk like that , either . sheridan : you know , i 'm no better than julian or my father because i 'm a crane , and we 're poison to everyone . you know what ? i -- i have to leave town . i just have to leave harmony because without me being around to be a sore spot for you and your family , you can then be happy again and heal things . antonio : sheridan , no . sheridan : i 'm sorry , antonio , but that 's what i have to do . i -- i have to leave you . good afternoon . with a shortage of trades people in alberta - now 's a good time for young people to get on board . nait is holding a special trades fair today - to highlight the career opportunities . and it 's moving day for the big leduc tree . it was saved from a developers axe - and today it 's being moved to a new location . and the movie industry is alive and well in edmonton - once again . we 'll take you on location that 's today on global news at five . when he gets burned for getting too involved in his own country -- the p.m.o . had input into the process . -- then how can he get involved with someone else 's ? please help us . what 'll come out of their meeting today ? it 's on `` global national `` with kevin newman . antonio : sheridan , come on . you 're not going to leave me , you 're not going to leave harmony . i 'm -- i would stop you if you tried to go , you know . sheridan : how ? by keeping me prisoner ? antonio : sheridan , i love you . i would not want to go one day without you in my life . i do n't know what i would do . sheridan : do n't you see how bad i am for you ? i have cost you your entire family ! antonio : no , you have n't , because you are my family now . you are my past , you are my present , you are my future . sheridan : but i 've caused you so much heartache . antonio : i 'll tell you what has caused me more heartache than anything -- that my own brother ca n't accept the fact that you chose to be with me and not him . sheridan : antonio , i love you . but i ca n't just sit here and watch you s separated from your family . if you and luis continue to fight like this , one of you is going to wind up dead . and think about pilar . think of what it would do to her if one of her own sons kills his brother . she 'll never recover from a blow like that , never . and i just ca n't take the chance of causing anyone any more pain like that . that 's why i have to leave harmony . antonio : all right . i see your point . and you 're right , you have to leave . hank : you want to read the paper while you give the computer time to do its thing ? luis : i guess it 'll pass the time . thanks . luis : this is it . hank : what ? luis : i found the perfect way to expose alistair to the people he 's hurt the most . hank : how ? alistair : yes , julian , thanks to luis lopez - fitzgerald , life could end as we know it . the cranes will lose everything we 've amassed for generations . julian : you brought this on yourself , old man -- you and your evil . mother must be spinning in her grave at the pain you 've inflicted on just sheridan and me -- denying her love and happiness , denying me my son alistair : you may be able to find him yet , julian , but you wo n't be around to spend time with him . nor will you ever have what you want most in the world -- a life with eve -- for you 'll be locked away in prison . julian : yes , but i will have done one good thing in my life . i will have given the woman i love a son . alistair : oh , you 're a damn fool , julian . julian : that 's right , father , i am a fool . i 'm a fool for love , and i 'm proud of it . good night , father . and lighten up , for god 's sake . this is n't the end of the world . eve : have a seat over there , pilar . pilar : oh . between my illness and theresa 's behavior , this has been one of the worst days of my life . and by the looks of it , it looks like it 's going to get worse . you 're going to tell me my treatment is n't working , are n't you , eve ? eve : no , it 's too soon to know for sure . pilar : i can not be dying , eve . theresa needs me more than ever . eve : pilar , that 's why i wanted to see you . it 's about theresa . after what happened out there , i think that i need to caution you again . you do n't want to get involved in theresa 's problems right now . pilar : how can i not ? theresa has done a horrible thing , having gwen 's fertilized eggs implanted in her . but now that she may be pregnant -- eve , i ca n't turn my back on her at a time like this ! eve : pilar , you 're going to have to forgive me for being blunt , ok , because i feel like i 'm going to be doing you a terrible disservice if i sugarcoat this for you . your immune system is severely compromised right now . that 's why you have to take extra special care of yourself . you have to eat properly , you have to get lots of rest , and most of all , you have to avoid stress . that 's the most important thing . you can not let yourself get involved in any tense situations because you could pay very dearly if you do . pilar : are you saying i could die ? eve : yeah , pilar . if you get involved with theresa 's pregnancy and the controversy that 's swirling around it , there is no way -- even with the treatments -- that you are going to make it . whitney : you know , why do n't you just come in here and sit down , relax , and i 'll fix you a nice cup of tea . theresa : thank you . fox : careful . theresa : thanks . fox : you all ght ? theresa : mm - hmm . fox : here , you should take this . you got to start eating healthy now that you 're pregnant , right ? theresa : thank you . what ? fox : you sure know how to make an impression with people , do n't you ? theresa : i did n't have a choice . fox : well , gwen , ethan , and rebecca would probably disagree , theresa . i mean , t they did n't hate you before , they sure hate you now . theresa : yeah . yeah , they were pretty upset . fox : i do n't really think they 're just going to let this one drop . theresa : well , what can they do ? you know , right now i 'm carrying ethan and gwen 's baby , and i 'm going to carry this baby to term . and i do n't care if they think that i 'm the wicked witch or not . ethan , gwen , and rebecca -- they took my child from me first , and this is the only way i know how to get him back . i 'm going to trade this baby for my son . fox : theresa , i do n't -- i do n't really know if -- theresa : i do . i do . my plan is going to work , ok ? little ethan is as good as mine . nd purm supesinte announcer : `` entertainment # |g g g s g g s s s s g s s g g g g g g ggwggggg myself . i 'm so happy i went to camp shane . john : it 's really to lifestyle . and on weekends , she 's spending ú sheridan : so you 're really ok with me leaving harmony ? oh , antonio , thank you for understanding . i -- i honestly did n't think it would be that easy to get you to agree with me . antonio : it 's as easy as it gets . because you and i are going to leave harmony together . sheridan : what ? no , no ! the whole point of me leaving is so that i do n't cause tension between you and your family . with me gone , you guys can patch things up and be happy again . antonio : sheridan , i meant what i said -- you are my family now . there 's no reason for me to stay in harmony if i 'm not with you . sheridan : have you not heard a word that i 've said ? antonio : yes , i have . i 've heard every word that you 've said . now , look , you and i are going to go to st . lisa 's . we 're going to go back and we 're going to live like we used to , ok ? sheridan : antonio , it 's not that i mind working since my father has frozen my accounts , all right ? it 's that you would still be estranged from your family . antonio : i wa't't in contact with them when you and i met . why should it make a difference now ? sheridan : even so , i -- antonio : no . let me remind you of something . do you remember how much fun we used to have on st . lisa 's ? do you remember how much we used to laugh ? how we used to make love on the beach ? sheridan : yes , i do remember . we had some great times together . antonio : and this time is going to be even better . sheridan , isis time you 'll remember that i 'm the one you love , not luis . hank : how you going to tell people what you find on alistair ? luis : the founders day dance . hank , i 'm telling you , it 's the perfect place to announce it ! everyone in harmony that alistair ever hurt will be there to see him , their worst enemy , brought down . eve : i mean it , pilar . do n't you get involved with theresa 's problems . if you do , the additional stress on your system could negate any benefit that you were getting from your treatment . if that happens -- pilar : i -- i could die . i understand . eve : well , i think you 're going to have to do more than understand . you 're going to have to do as i say . this battle between theresa and ethan and gwen promises to be epic and just exhausting for everyone that 's involved , so just stay o of it so that you can avoid the stress that it is bound to cause . pilar : i will , eve . eve : ok , well , you go back to the b & b and do n't do anything but rest . pilar : ok . i am exhausted . thank you . [ phone rings ] pilar : hello ? theresa : hi , mama . can you come over to whitney 's real quick ? i just kind of need to be with you . pilar : tesisita , mija , we both could use a good night 's rest . i 'll see you in the morning , ok ? theresa : mama , please , can you come over ? because i 'm just a little too upset to sleep . pilar : fine . fine , jaja . i 'm on my way , ok ? theresa : thanks , mama . i do n't know what i would do without you . pilar : oh , dear god , give me the strength to be the mother my children need me to be . eve : come in . julian . what are you doing here ? julian : i had to see you . eve : why ? is something wrong ? julian : no , my love . in fact , everything 's right with the world . i 'm keeping my promise to find our son and bring him back to you . eve : well , that 's wonderful , julian , but how , when alistair has foiled us at every turn ? julian : luis has come to possess a number of files that will utterly and completely destroy my father . eve : really ? julian : it 's only a mater of time before he goes public with them , including the truth about our son . eve : oh . oh , julian . oh , we may finally be reunited with our boy . [ alistair laughs ] alistair : do n't believe it , eve . this sordid little tale is far from having a happy ending . gwen : i ca n't believe what was supposed to be one of the happiest days of my life has turned into one of the worst . i mean , theresa being implanted with my fertilized eggs so she can use my baby as some bargaining chip to get little ethan back ? this is -- this is beyond horrible . ethan : honey , i know you 're upset . gwen : ethan , do n't even come near me , ok , not after the way you stood up for her and defended what she did . ethan : honey , i did n't stand up for her . and i think what she did was as wrong as it gets . but i understand what drove her to do it . theresa 's desperate to get her son back and this was the drastic step that she took to make it happen . gwen : well , guess what -- i 'm desperate , too , ethan . i am desperate to get our baby back . and if i mean anything to you at all , if you are interested in saving this marriage , now would be the time to prove it . ethan : how ? what do you want me to do ? tell me , and i will do it . introducing a dramaticturnaround in cleansing . hank : how are you going to tell people what alistair 's done ? grab a mic at the dance and read off a stst of his secrets ? luis : no , no , no . no , it 's going to be much better than that . see , hank , for the last few years at the founders day dance , they 've had these closed - circuit monitors -- you know , where they play people arriving , mingling , dancing , all that kind of stuff . that 's what i do , is i sneak in there just before things get underway and play everything -- everything that alistair has done so they can see it for themselves . hank : oh , my god . luis : sheridan 's going to be blown away . i 'm finally going to be able to prove that alistair had ackland brainwash her into thinking that she loves antonio . it 's going to happen , hank . i 'm finally going to get sheridan back . antonio : sheridan , you and i -- we fell in love on st . lisa 's , and i think going back there is just only going to deepen our love . sheridan : life there was simple , peaceful . antonio : we were happy there because we did n't have any outside influences to contend with . i mean , not like we do here in harmony . that 's why when we leave here , we just need to forget everything and forget everyone . especially luis . ok ? eve : alistair , you 're still trying to keep julian and me from our son . alistair : oh , would that i could , eve . but what julian said is true . luis plans to expose all of my secrets , including the identity of your son with julian . eve : good for luis . alistair : and bad for your white knight , julian , i 'm afraid . eve : why ? alistair : the denouement luis is planning will expose julian 's role in a number of illegal acts . he 'll be proven to be just as , if not more , culpable than i . so , eve , you may be gaining a son , but you 'll be losing a lover . eve : god , you are a venomous old snake , are n't you , alistair ? julian : do n't waste your breath . i do n't care what happens to me . all i care about is your happiness -- yours and our son 's . pilar : i came as soon as i could , mija . theresa : thank you . mama , i 'm -- i 'm really sorry . i know you do n't approve of what i did -- you know , having gwen 's eggs implanted in me . pilar : of course i do n't approve , theresa . you assaulted an innocent woman , you locked her in a closet , left her unconscious . you deceived the hospital staff and stole a woman 's baby from her . theresa : i know , mama , but ethan and gwen and rebecca stole little ethan from me first . this was the only way i knew how to get him back , by trading ethan 's baby for my child . pilar : yeah , but your -- your actions are -- they 're so extreme , theresa . theresa : i know , mama , but would n't you do anything for your children ? pilar : i suppose , but -- theresa : mama , would n't you rather die than turn your back on any of us ? eve : you get involved with theresa 's pregnancy and the controversy that 's swirling around it , there is no way -- even with the treatments -- that you are going to make it . theresa : please , mama . i need you right now . i need you to help me stand up to gwen , ethan , and rebecca when they come after me again because you know they 're going to . please , say you 'll be here for me . please ? pilar : all right . of course i will . i love you , theresa . i -- i will be with you till the very end , mija . yeah , i will . do n't you worry . do n't you worry . gwen : stop theresa . stop theresa from having our baby . ethan : honey , how ? look , i do n't have that kind of power . neither does eve or the hospital . a court order is the only thing that would force theresa to give up that embryo . gwen : well , then go to the court . you know , have a judge force theresa to stowhwhat she 's doing . ethan : gwen , do you realize what you 're saying ? gwen : i do . ethan , there is no way i 'm going to let theresa give birth to our child , ok , so you need to go have the courts force theresa to have an abortion . sheridan : i came here to tell you that i 'm going back to st . lisa 's with antonio . luis : no , sheridan , you are not leaving ! ivy : i love you , sam . i have never stopped . theresa : my plan is going to work . there 's nothing they can do to stop me . gwen : how dare she use my baby as her bargaining chip !
gwen and rebecca face off against theresa and pilar . gwen is demanding her eggs be removed from theresa , and theresa demands that gwen return her son . it seems like both women are too stubborn to meet halfway . eve tells pilar not to get involved in theresa 's scheme or she wo n't survive . theresa calls pilar and asks her to come over because she needs her support . pilar is torn , but agrees to see theresa .
[ little ethan cries ] [ theresa hums ] pilar : theresa ? theresa : -- - pilar : w w h he ? theresa : thank you coming , mama . i ca n't seem to get him to calm down . pilar : here , let me hold him . veven . vecocon lita . ven . eresesa : .. pila ven . oh , there you go . did something happen to upset him ? theresa : i do n't know , mama . maybe -- i mean , i guess maybe he 's upset because i 'm upset . you know , i had this terrible dream . i dreamed that i lost little ethan . pilar : you lost him ? theresa : yeah . it was horrible . i ca n't lose him , mama . i mean , i 've already lost ethan . i ca n't lose my baby . he 's all i 've got left . pilar : i know . it 's all right . it 's o . k. abuelita is right here . i 'm right here . theresa : he must have been reacting to my feelings . pilar : theresa , i can understand why you 're so upset , mija , with julian threatening to take away little ethan . that 's why you 're having bad dreams . theresa : i 'm sure you 're right , mama . pilar : there is so much turmoil in this house , in this family . has sheridan come back yet ? theresa : no . how did you know that she left ? pilar : hank came by , looking for her . he said that -- that she went out earlier and she did n't tell antonio where she was going . theresa : yes , hank woke me and he told me that he and luis were going to look for her , too . pilar : poor sheridan . she 's under so much stress . i hope she 's all right . theresa : sheridan had a terrible dream earlier , too , about losing her baby . pilar : god . it 's probably all the anxiety she 's suffering because of the situation with luis and antonio -- not knowing who the baby 's father is , not knowing how to tell antonio that she 's in love with luis . theresa : she should n't be under such pressure when she 's pregnant . pilar : i just pray that someday all of my children will be happy , you know ? god , i hope luis has found sheridan . luis : sheridan , did you see which way this woman went ? sheridan : no , no , i was too scared . luis : she 's got to be the same person who set fire to your cottage , that same person that 's been trying to hurt you . whoever you are , i 'm going to find you and make you pay ! antonio : sheridan . are you all right ? luis , i heard you yell . what 's going on ? luis : some crazy woman came after sheridan with a letter opener . antonio : where is she ? did you see her ? luis : no , i did n't see her . i heard sheridan scream , i came running . she was gone by the time i got here . hank : did you see her face , sheridan ? could you describe her ? sheridan : i do n't know . she was tall , she had dark hair and this crazy look in her eyes . hank : sounds like the woman i saw earlier , the woman destroying all those blondie dolls . charlie : this one 's my favorite because she looks the most like sheridan crane -- or she did . oh , boy , you should have seen her . she had the same color eyes , the same shade of hair and porcelain white skin . that was before i gave her the acid wash . charlie : when are we going to kill the real one , bethie ? she deserves to die ! mrs. wallace : oh , you are so finished , bethie . luis is gon na find you and charlie , too boo - hoo luis : i know you 're out there ! i 'm going to find you and make you pay ! beth : that 's luis . if he finds us , we 're done for . luis : i 'll find you , i swear i will ! i swear i 'm going to find you . eve : what did you say ? whitney : oh , you heard me , mama . i 'm not going to leave here with you . and i 'm certainly not going to leave chad . eve : i am your mother , whitney , and i say that you are coming home with me . what is wrong with you ? whitney : no , mom , what is wrong with you ? how could you just yank me offstage like that ? and embarrassing me , treating me like a complete child ? eve : i 'm supposed to let you stay up there and just make a spectacle of yourself ? whitney : by singing a song ? what is wrong with you ? why is that so horrible ? chad : dr. russell , you heard whitney . she 's good . eve : you just stay out of it , chad , ok ? i am not having it ! i 'm not having her singing ! chad : what 's wrong with it ? why are you so down on people that sing ? eve : i thought i knew i could live without you but i could tell if i fell under your spell julian : this stuff coats the throat . one glass wo n't kill you . eve : well , maybe you 're right . maybe i should . julian : yeah . eve : whitney , honey , it 's just that there are so many terrible things that could happen to a young girl in a place like this . fox : with all due respect dr. russell , this is not a bad or dangerous place . it 's a jazz club , ok ? it 's a place where people come to listen to music , that 's all . eve : no , that is not all ! come home with me . whitney : no , i am not . rebecca : well , julian ? answer me . what did you mean ? julian : what did i mean about what ? rebecca : do n't play dumb with me . you said that it 's a good thing t.c . was n't here to see this . why would you say that ? julian : i just meant that he 'd be furious if he knew his daughter was here in this club with chad . julian 's voice : and that much closer to finding out about eve 's past with me . liz : did you hear me , t.c . ? t.c . : yeah , i hear you . i just woke up . what did you say , liz ? liz : i said could you come down to this club ? it 's called the blue note . t.c . : blue note ? why ? liz : something is happening here that you should see , something you should know about . eve : whitney , you ca n't stay here ! liz : and when he does , sister dear , it is all over for you . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life whitney : i am not leaving . bartender : too bad her mother showed up . that girl can sing . fox : yeah . she 's amazing . [ music plays ] whitney : something about him mos s thwawathatate sosoftly spspks m my name the way his fox : she 's so beautiful . whitney : love is such a gentle rush like a quiet morning rain fox : her voice is like an angel 's . whitney : something about him shakes me bartender : you better watch it , mr. crane . you 're looking at that girl whitney like she 's fresh fruit on the vine . fox : am i ? bartender : yeah . and if her boyfriend sees you looking at her like that , he 's going to know you 've fallen hard . eve : whitney , this is no place to talk about anything . just come home with me now . whitney : no . i told you no , mom . how can -- how can you be such a hypocrite ? eve : a hypocrite ? what do you mean ? whitney : i 'm talking about the way you come down on daddy . you get mad at daddy for pushing me to play tennis because it 's his dream and not mine . but here you are telling me i ca n't do something that i want to do just because you do n't want me to do it . you know , you are no different than daddy . you 're just like him . liz : t.c . , are you coming or not ? t.c . : liz , i still do n't know what you want me to come and see . liz : well -- listen , t.c . , now , i do n't want you to blame whitney . i 'm the one who brought her here . t.c . : whitney ? whitney 's at the blue note ? liz : yes , but , t.c . , you ca n't get upset , please . t.c . : that damn chad . chad brought her there , did n't he ? liz : no , no , t.c . i brought her here . i 'm the one to blame . i just did n't know that chad was going to be here , and now eve is hehere , too . t.c . : eve ? what the hell is my wife doing there ? eve : i do n't want to hear another word about it , whitney ! you are coming home with me now ! whitney : i told you no ! i am not leaving with you . t.c . : liz , wt t e hellll is gogoing ? liz : eve and whitney are fighting . and like i said , chad is here . oh , t.c . , i thk k you really better get down here right away before something bad happens . t.c . : damn it , i am on my way . liz : i ca n't wait . oh , sister dear , this is it . your life is finally going to be destroyed . i am finally going to get revenge against my sister . luis : i want you to send as many units as you can spare down to the wharf . i want this whole place sealed off , nobody in , nobody out . we 're after a woman who 's armed and dangerous . all right , we 'll just wait here until they show up . sheridan : luis , what if she comes back ? luis : i 'm not going to let anything happen to you . antonio : you know what ? hank and i can help you start searching . luis : good . let 's not let this woman get off the wharf , all right ? antonio : hank and i can start in that direction . hank : i 'm with you , antonio . let 's go . antonio : come on , hank . we got to find this whack job . hank : we 'll find her . beth : charlie , hurry up . come on , we got to get out of here . let 's go . ethan : gwen , is the baby all right ? gwen : yes , yes . i just -- just felt a little twinge . god , this is so incredible . ethan , it 's our baby . ethan : it 's wonderful . it 's -- it 's incredible . gwen : i am so happy that you decided to marry me and be a family with our child . sweetheart , we are going to be so happy , i promise you . pilar : that 's a good little boy . come on , let 's put you down , huh ? theresa : thank you so much , mama . you got the magic touch . pilar : he was just overly tired.and you look so and so tense . why do n't you go for a walk , huh , and get some fresh air . i 'll stay with the baby . theresa : oh , no , i hate to impose on you any more than i already have , mama . pilar : baby , i 'm your mommy . you ca n't impose . now go put on some clothes and try to get your mind off your problems , huh ? theresa : all right . thanks . pilar : oh . go . theresa : ok . pilar : hey . i remember when your mama , luis , and miguel and antonio and paloma were babies . they slept peacefully , too . god , but now they 're all grown up and full of problems . what 's happened to my family ? luis : hey . do n't you worry , ok ? this is all going to be over soso we 're going c catch this woman . and we 're nanally ing toto tell anantoo ththe truth , ok ? officer : hey , luis . luis : hey . officer : just wanted to let you know -- cooper and i are here , all thotother units are on the way . luis : ok , why do n't you guys start over on this section . i 've already got a couple guys working over here , all right ? officer : all right , got it . luis : there are going to be cops swarming all over this place soon , all right ? you 're going to be all right . you , too , mrs . wallace . mrs. wallace 's voice : oh , it 's so obvious that shedadan and luis bontogethth . why dimy daughghteh veve to so e evil ? l ? [ sirens ] beth : sirens . charlie : oh . beth : luis must have called for backup . charlie : oh . oh , i feel so stupid , beth . sheridan saw me and she saw the letter opener . beth : no , no , it 's all right . i have a new plan , which means that we have got to get rid of sheridan without it being traced back to you or me . charlie : , nono , i still think we should do a `` thelma & louise . `` we can go on the lam and hide out . then it does n't matter if they connect us to the murder or not . beth : no , no , no , , , it t too risky . we 've got to be in the clear , and my plan is going to be incredible and bizarre -- [ footsteps ] beth : oh , no . quick , quick , hide ! charlie : oh ! oh ! [ sirens ] beth : we got to get out of here , charlie , or everything 's going to be ruined . charlie : oh ! eve : i am your mother . i am supposed to protect you ! whitney : protect me from what ? look , i 'm not leaving with you , ok ? rebecca : my goodness . eve and her daughter are really going at it , are n't they ? julian : s , s , thi i is me i i spppped it . rebecca : why ? why do you have to stop it , hmm ? julian , what is going on here ? why do you want to get involved in the russell family soap opera ? whitney : you are just as bad as you accuse daddy of being , trying to force me to do what you want without even thinking about what i want ! eve : how do you even know what your father and i talk about ? whitney : oh , i hear things , mom . i hear you and daddy talking about me , about my future , about my life . and you know what , mom ? it stops right now . eve : whitney -- whitney : i mean it , mom . daddy does n't get to make decisions about my life anymore , and neither do you . i 'm going to decide what i want to do with my own life . i 'm going to decide what my dream really is , and everyone else can go straight to hell ! this is global news . robin : good afternoon toronto mayor mel lastman is fighting back . lastman blasted the world health organization for listing toronto as one of the cities that travelers should avoid because of sars . he says that the w.h.o . warning will have a devastating impact on tourism and said it is not supported by medical evidence . mayor is d 'm anning that the original anicision send someone to see firsthand how the medical community and he residents are handling this crisis joy want them here tomorrow ! i want them to investigate toronto tomorrow . i think they are doing this service and this country a disservice . robin : lastman says toronto is not gripped by fear over sars and that things are bus as usual . the o.p.p . has laid charges against stand and frank koebel , two men at the centre of the walkerton water tragedy . the announcement came in walktoriton . this had been charged with making and using false document and breach of trust . but some walkerton residents are not happy with today 's development yim ' mad . i 'm pissed off . like this guy should be in jail and he should in population in jail , where somebody to beat the -- out of him every day why 7 people died in walkerton after ecally got in the water system . stan koebel 's lawyer says his clients will plead not guilty . toronto secretary school teachers are threatening to start job action unless they get a new contract . the president called the toronto school board dysfunctional this morning . he says second tear teacher do n't want to hurt student education but me me may have to taken measures that end up doing that . we will have more tonight at 35 350k . until then , have a great day . rebecca : you 've been behaving very strangely tonight , julian . what is going on ? why are you trying to get involved in the russells ' lives ? julian : i am not trying to get involved . rebecca : yeah , well , something is going on . julian : rebecca , this is my club . having a family squabble played out in the middle of it is bad for business , that 's all . now , will you excuse me for a moment ? eve : i 'm not trying to run your life , whitney . whitney : then what do you call it ? eve : i am trying to protect you ! whitney : protect me ? protect me from what ? i mean , what terrible things are going to happen to me by singing in a jazz club ? julian : excuse me . is there -- is there anything i could do ? eve : yes , julian . could you please tell my daughter that she needs to come home with me ? julian : whitney , you and i have talked before . i know how you feel , but perhaps it is best if you listen to your mother and went home . whitney : no . i do n't mean to be disrespectful , but i 've decided that nobody is going to tell me what to do . i 'm not leaving here , mom , until they lock the doors or until they throw me out , okok , and there 's nothing you can do about it ! chad : whitney , wait . julian : chad , let -- eve : julian , just stay out of it . nobody asked for your opinion . julian : i 'm only trying to help . eve : well , you 're not lplping.g . i 'm gog g to g m my daughter and take her home . chad : dr. russell , please , do n't do this . eve : chad , get out of my way ! chad : i 'm not going to move . i 'm sorry . look , whitney 's right about this and you 're wrong . i 'm not going to let you come down on her because she 's going after something she loves . fox : whitney , can i help ? whitney : no , fox , there 's nothing you can do to help . fox : barry ? get her a glass of water , will you ? barry : sure . whitney : i 've never talked to my mother like that before . why ca n't she just understand ? i mean , it 's only singing , right ? and i love to sing . fox : yeah . who really knows why parents do anything that they do , you know ? i think maybe just want to hold on too long -- unless , of course , they 're mine . mine just wanted to be rid of me . whitney : well , my parents are really wonderful . i mean , we 've always got along great and had a really good relationship until now . and now it seems like all we do is fight . fox : hey . i 'm sorry . whitney : i just wonder what 's going to go wrong next , you know ? liz : oh , t.c . , come on . hurry up and get here . i ca n't wait to see eve 's life fall apart right in front of everyone . it 'll be everything i ever dreamed of . it 's going to be so wonderful . t.c . : liz , what 's going on ? is chad still in there ? liz : yes . t.c . , now , please , try to calm down . t.c . : i 'm going to calm down . i 'm going to kill the bastard . liz : t.c . , wait . i can not let you go in there like this . luis : oh , hey . glad you guys made it . antonio : i 'm glad some reinforcements arrived . luis : yeah , we got this place locked down tight . antonio : well , hank and i -- we searched over that way and there 's no sign of anyone . how you doing , sweetheart ? sheridan : i 'm ok . luis : all right , you two -- you stay here with sheridan and mrs . wallace , all right ? now , come on . let 's stay focused . we 're going to find this woman , all right ? [ helicopter approaches ] luis : good . the chopper 's here . there 's no way that woman 's getting out now . come on ! come on , let 's go . charlie : oh ! beth : charlie , we got to find a way off this wharf . charlie : there 's an alley down that way . come on . beth : yeah . charlie : oh ! beth : oh , no . beth : oh , no . it 's a dead end . we 're trapped . luis : you go that way . we 'll check out the alley . singer : you are my passion for life theresa : mama thinks taking a walk will get my mind off my problems , but -- i try not to think about ethan , but everywhere i look , i see him . i see my lost love . ethan : i love you . i love you , theresa . [ gwen yawns ] gwen : excuse me ! ethan : well , someone 's tired . gwen : well , maybe i 'll be able to sleep now . ethan : well , i hope so because you and the baby need your rest . gwen : as long as i know that you 'll be here for us , and as long as i know you 're committed to me and our baby above anyone else -- ethan : you mean theresa . gwen : yeah , i do . ethan : i 'm married to you and i 'm committed to you , our marriage , and the baby . gwen : i love you . good night , sweetheart . ethan : good night . ethan : i 'm getting pretty good at this , huh ? theresa : you 're great at it . [ little ethan coos ] ethan : yeah ! we , you u e a a good teacher . the alaska job fell through , and i need to work , theresa . ththeresa : oh , this is perfect ! we are going to be working together all of the time . ethan : no . i am a happily married man . ethan : what is wrong with theresa ? whitney : i hate this . i hate yelling at my mom , making her feel bad . but i just ca n't take it anymore , you know ? i -- they ca n't tell me how to run my life , you know ? fox : hey -- hey , you know what , i know exactly how you feel . whitney : what are you -- what are you doing ? fox : what am i doing ? i was -- i 'm just trying to be your friend . whitney : theresa told me that you did help her through some pretty rough times . she said that you were n't like most of the rest of the cranes . they look for people 's weaknesses and then try to take advantage . she said that you 're not like that . fox : no , i 'm not . barry : yeah , and the sky 's not blue . fox : barry , do n't you have some wine to stock ? barry : yes , sir , mr . crane . fox : sorry . whitney : you know , it was n't supposed to be like this . my parents were supposed to fall in love with the man that i fell in love with . fox : you know what , whitney ? i mean , maybe your parents will end up loving the man you marry . whitney : i do n't see that happening . fox : things change , you know . the only constant is change . eve : you do n't know what you 're talking about , chad . chad : your husband forced his dream of tennis on whitney , and you went along with it . and because whitney is such a great daughter , she tried as hard as she could to make that dream come true , for you and her pops . but that was n't her dream . her dream is to sing . and what kind of mother would you be if you took that away from her ? if you stopped her from doing the one thing that could make your daughter happy ? t.c . : liz , i need to get in there . liz : listen , i know you 're furious with chad right now . but if you want to be mad with someone , be mad with me . i 'm the one who brought whitney here . t.c . : why did you bring her here ? and what is she doing in there ? liz : chad talked her into singing a song . t.c . : wait a minute . whitney is singing ? liz : yeah . t.c . , she was so good . no , she was better than that . she was great . t.c . : it 's that damn chad . he 's manipulating her so she 'll move to l.a. with him . liz : no , no , t.c . , listen to me . i was the one who brought whitney here in the first place . i never should have done that . i just wanted her to feel better . t.c . : i do n't blame you , ok ? i me , , itity y neededomomnene to talk to , and you were there for her . it 's a shame that eve does n't have any sisters because she would need an aunt about right now to talk to . liz : z : thank you , t.c . just do me a favor -- do n't tell anyone that i called you here . t.c . : it 's all right . you did nothing wrong . liz : yeah , but i do n't want eve to be mad at me . t.c . : you know what ? she will probably thank you . liz : ok . t.c . : i need to get in the ananmake sure that chad stays e hehellwawafrom my little girl . liz : you go , t.c . you go right ahead . and you 'll go ballistic , too , when you realize that julian is here . and eve 's life will finally be over once and for all . sheridan : i 'll be glad when all this is over . mrs. wallace : me , too , you sweet soul . i think it 's horrible -- horrible -- that somebody t t to kill you , sriridan . sheridan : i just hope that they find hesosoon so that i can breathe again . you know , i do n't know how i would have made it if i did n't have such good friends . especially beth . she 's been such a good friend . mrs. wallace : oh , ahahshe 's s a real peach . thth oh , no . it 's luis . we 're never going to get out of here . luis : you saw someone going this way ? officer : yeah . luis : was it a man or a woman ? officer : itit was pretty chch a blur , but i 'm sure it was a woman . luis : could be our gal . officer : yeah . luis : what about the end of this alley ? is it sealed off ? officer : no , it 's a dead end . no way out a a all the doors are sealed off . if someby y ran in there , we 've got them . luis : perfect . why do n't you guys go get sheridan . we 're going to need her to identify the suspect , right ? well , if it turns out that it is the woman who 's trying to hurt sheridan , she 's going to be put away for a long , long time . i was diagnosed with breast cancer . thanks to early detection and treatment , i 'm doing well . but many others are not . breast cancer continues to kill women by the thousands . each day , fifty - six canadian women are diagnosed with the disease . i 'm proud to be a spokesperson for the canadian breast cancer foundation , ontario chapter . we 're working to create a future without breast cancer . please join us to create that theresa : god , i 've got so much on my mind right now -- julian threatening to take my baby from me , losing ethan . i mean , what should i do ? mama always told me that in times of trouble i should pray to you for help , so , please , send me some help . send me an answer . ethan : theresa . you all right ? theresa : thank you , god . thank you . chad : what is it with you and music , anyway ? you know , i remember that night at the seascape restaurant . you got me to give you that cassette that i played , and then you destroyed it . i mean , why would you do that ? why do you hate music ? do n't you know music is a gift from god ? eve : do n't preach to me . chad : i 'm not preaching . i 'm just saying that whitney 's been blessed with a voice that is truly a gift , a voice that can make a lot of people happy in the world . and she loves to sing . she 's really happy when she 's up there . could you really take that kind of happiness away from your daughter ? [ music plays ] eve : hi . do you know who i need to speak to about this tape that you 're playing ? because they do n't have permission to use it . man : that 's not a tape , lady . that 's the singer onstage . she 's great , is n't she ? whitney : after all that we 've been through it still feels like it 's so brand new and it 's something i never want to lose chad : ca n't you let her be happy , dr . russell ? do n't you want her to be happy ? julian : i 'll be back . rebecca : where are you going ? julian : eve , i am so sorry . eve : damn you , julian ! this is all your fault ! my daughter is going to be a whore , just like the whore you turned me into ! chad : hey , fox . hey , listen , thanks for taking care of whitney . fox : yeah . any time , man . any time . chad : thanks , man . whitney : oh , chad . chad : it 's going to be all right . i 'm going to make it all right . t.c . : i 'm going to make sure you never touch my daughter again . sheridan : antonio , did they find her ? antonio : the police have a woman trapped in the alley . hank : luis wants you to come see if you can identify her . sheridan : all right , let 's go . mrs. wallace : they 've got you now , bethie . you are history ! beth : how could i be so stupid ? you and i should have split up . if they catch us together , they 'll know we 're in cahoots . damn it ! luis : hang back , all right ? i 'm going to head down the alley . sheridan : wait a minute . you think the woman who tried to kill me is in there ? luis : yeah , i think so . beth : luis is coming . i 'm -- i 'm caught ! tour flashback brought to you by volkswagen . on t gwen : ethan ? ethan , where are you ? ethan ? gwen : oh , no . no , it ca n't be . what the hell is she up to now ? damn you , theresa ! will you ever leave ethan alone ? no , i 'm going down there . i have to find out why ethan is talking to theresa in the middle of the night . ethan : you 've been crying . what is it ? is there anything i can do ? theresa : yes , ethan . there is something that you can do , something that will keke me happy for the rest of my life . julian : i know -- i know you 're upset , but please do n't say such things . i truly want to help . i know we can work things out with whitney . eve : `` we `` ? we 'll work things out with whitney ? we 're not going to work anything out with whitney . you 're the reason she 's on this destructive path in the first place . julian : me ? what are you talking about ? eve : this is just the way it started with us , julian -- in a club that 's just like this one . and do n't think that i did n't notice that this club looks just like the club where we met when i was singing . and i 'm sure you 're responsible for that . julian : i bought the place , i had it remodeled , yes , but -- eve : no , you made it look exactly like the old blue note club in boston , where we met and where you ruined my life ! julian : look , i 've apologized for leading you down that path . i deeply regret it . eve : well , if you regretted it so much , why did you -- you make this club look just like that club ? julian : because this club reminds me of the most wonderful time in my life -- the time i first met you . julian : everything is going to be all right , eve . t.c . : i knew you would n't leave town without trying to convince whitney to come with you . chad : i did n't force her to do anything . whitney : ok , daddy -- t.c . : so what you doing bringing her here , huh ? trying to get her drunk so she 'll come to l.a. with you ? whitney : daddy , i 'm not drinking . fox : ok , look , you know what , coach russell ? we do n't want any trouble , ok ? rebecca : speak for yourself , fox . i 'd like to see them take off those shirts and oil up . t.c . : i told you to leave my daughter alone . i guess you did n't hear me the last 10 times . chad : she 's a grown woman , coach . she can make her own decisions . t.c . : well , she decided to stay here with her family . chad : well , like they say , it 's a woman 's prerogative to change her mind . fox : hey , hey , do n't -- whitney : wait , no ! no ! daddy , chad , stop ! fox : get away from him ! this is not -- t.c . : come on , do it ! fox : hey ! luis : this is the police ! whoever 's in there , just come on out . there 's no way out there , so do n't make this hard on yourself . just come on out . beth : luis ca n't find me with you . he ca n't . luis : beth ? mrs. wallace : this is it , daughter from hell . you are finished , kaput . julian : you just made me a very happy man . liz : oh , my . chad : look , i love your daughter . and if we 're going to be together , i can do whatever i want . fox : all right , come on , knock it off ! whitney : stop it ! gwen : theresa , get your hands off of my husband !
gwen and ethan share a bond when their baby kicks . pilar and theresa watch little ethan and are worried about his well being . whitney tells eve she 's independent and they start to fight . fox tries to comfort her while liz calls t.c . hank finds out that the woman who tried to kill sheridan is the one who was smashing the blondie dolls .
maya : god , now what do i do ? noah could be anywhere in rome now . maya : lena . lena : also known as `` the dragon lady , `` i gather . i 'm not amused . maya : it was just a joke . lena : i 've been waiting for you , maya . maya : why ? i did n't expect to see you here in rome . you were going to call with our instructions . lena : i always find people pay more attention face to face . where the hell is noah , maya ? and why the hell are n't you keeping him away from fancy ? [ scene_break ] fancy : we ca n't do this . noah : we can , and we are . i love you , fancy . i love you . [ scene_break ] miguel : blonde . long , blonde hair . kay : he keeps saying that . do you think he means charity ? fox : did you say charity ? kay : yeah . fox : the girl that miguel 's been chasing around the world trying to win back ? kay : yeah , i was just thinking that maybe she came back , and she 's the one who rescued him . fox : no way . we found miguel alone on that beach . if charity was on the scene , she would 've stuck around to make sure he was rescued by the coast guard . kay : yeah , i guess . miguel , hey , this blonde woman that you keep talking about -- was it charity ? was she the one who rescued you from the ocean ? miguel : charity . [ scene_break ] luis : this expense account in rome . it has got to be how alistair is financing beth and marty and keeping them hidden . ethan : we do n't know that . theresa : yeah , but this is how alistair 's mind works , right ? ethan : yeah , and it is the way he operates when he wants to fly under the radar and make sure that no one else knows what he is doing . luis : exactly . exactly . and this is all i 've got . and i 'm going with it . i 'm going to rome , and i am going to find marty . theresa : i hope so , luis . i do . luis : oh , my god . and when i do -- when i find marty , when sheridan sees me walk through the door with him , it 's going to change everything . she 's going to leave chris . she 's going to come back to me and be with our son . sheridan : gwen told me you were here with ethan . luis : you 're not going to believe this , sheridan . i found marty . i found him . i 'm bringing him home to you . i mean it . sheridan : you found marty ? oh , thank god . oh , my god , you found marty . thank god . [ scene_break ] lena : it appears to me as if you 're feeling sorry for noah , as if you wanted him to go off in search of fancy so they could spend some -- how shall we say -- quality time together . foolish girl . this is n't some romantic comedy you 're playing a part in . this is a life - or - death matter . maya : i know that . lena : i do n't think so . if noah finds fancy and -- god forbid -- convinces her to take him back , everything you and i have done goes up in smoke . not to mention that noah and fancy will be dead . [ scene_break ] fancy : wow . noah : i missed you . fancy : what happened to esme ? noah : looks like she and gigolo gianni realized that they were with the wrong people . fancy : look , i 've missed you , too , noah , but this does n't change anything . you 're with maya now . noah : fancy , hey . i know what you saw back in harmony , but you have to take me at my word . maya means nothing to me . it is you and only you that i love . fancy : yeah , but i saw you making -- noah : no , not now . can we just be together now ? tonight ? fancy : i hope you 've got a few euros . noah : i have some money . why ? fancy : gianni has got all my money , and since he 's nowhere to be found -- noah : now do you believe me about that jerk ? fancy : yes . noah : all right , stay here . i bet he 's spending your money on expensive champagne . fancy : no , forget it . noah : but he 's got your money . fancy : i do n't care about that . noah : what do you care about ? fancy : you , noah . only you . [ scene_break ] kay : ok , i 'm not sure if he was answering my question or just murmuring her name because i said it out loud . tabitha : let 's just hope charity is not back in town . it will mean the beginning of the end for endora and me , not to mention your hots for miguel . kay : i do n't have the hots for miguel . tabitha : then why do you look as if someone 's punched you in the gut ? at least i 'm honest about why i do n't want charity back in harmony . you should try being a little bit more truthful with yourself . kay : ok , think what you want , tabitha . you are completely wrong . i am engaged to be married . i have no desire to have a future with miguel . tabitha : [ scoffs ] deny it all you like , kay . your eyes give you away . you 're terrified that charity should come back to town because it would mean that you will never have a future with your daughter 's father . kay : i am not . fox : so you really think miguel saying charity 's name means he saw her in the water ? kay : i do n't know . i mean , he was talking about a blonde woman , and when i asked him about charity -- fox : god , that would really be something , would n't it ? you know , for miguel , i mean . you know , god , after all the poor guy has been through to end up with the one he truly loves after all . [ scene_break ] sheridan : oh , my goodness . luis : do n't stop . sheridan : i -- i 'm sorry . i do n't know what came over me . luis : well , i do . you love me , and i just gave you some of the best news in the world . sheridan : you really think you found marty ? luis : yeah , i 'm pretty sure . ethan and theresa helped me hack into some of your father 's most private files . ethan : we found an italian bank account . theresa : and someone 's been drawing money out of the account . and we have every reason to believe it 's beth . sheridan : so that 's how my father has been supporting her . luis : and marty . sheridan , this is it . i 'm going to rome , and i am going to bring marty home . this is what we 've been hoping for . we can be together as a family , the family our son has never had . sheridan : no , luis , i 'm sorry . luis : you 're sorry for what ? sheridan : i 'm married to chris now . i ca n't ever be with you again . [ scene_break ] fox : i still do n't get it . if charity rescued miguel , why did she take off right when she did it ? i mean , why not stick around and make sure the coast guard rescued him ? tabitha : she always was an odd one , that charity . kay : well , are you sure she was n't on the beach ? i mean , you and the coast guard were busy checking miguel . maybe she was there . fox : no , we would 've seen her . kay : maybe she went for help . fox : kay , it was a beach and some water . that 's it . tabitha : endora , naughty girl . what are you doing out of your crib ? you know you 're not supposed to come downstairs on your own . tabitha : we 're not doing too well down here , sweet pea . rumor has it our arch nemesis , charity , is back in town . what are you smiling about ? you have n't got anything to do with this , have you , endora ? fox : you know , if charity is back in town , she 's bound to get in touch with someone . miguel : charity is here ? kay : hey , how are you feeling ? you almost drowned , you know . hey , you know what ? maybe we should call dr. russell and have her come over here and check him out . fox : yeah , if you want , but the coast guard doctor already checked him out , said he was fine . yeah , he 's weak and exhausted , but he 's fine . he 's the one that gave me the ok to take him home in the first place . miguel : i do n't want hospital . kay : ok , ok , as long as you take it easy . miguel : you said charity is here ? in harmony ? kay : no . we thought you were saying that she was the woman who rescued you . miguel : not charity . someone else . kay : are you sure ? fox : then who was it ? miguel : i do n't know . she was beautiful . long , blonde hair . tabitha : what have you been up to , endora ? what have you done ? [ scene_break ] luis : what are you saying , sheridan ? you already told me that you love me more than you love chris . sheridan : i 'm not denying it , luis , but i told you i 'm going to honor my marriage vows . luis : yeah , what about our marriage , sheridan ? mexico , remember ? sheridan : you know as well as i do that ceremony was n't legal . antonio had n't been declared legally dead . luis : well , it felt real to me . sheridan : it was beautiful , but it was n't official . my marriage to chris was . ethan : maybe we should leave them alone , hmm ? sheridan , if you need anything -- sheridan : i 'll be ok . theresa : do n't give up , ok ? please do n't give up . luis : i 'm not going to hold you to anything that you just said , ok ? sheridan : you should because nothing 's going to change . luis : how can you say that after the kiss that you just gave me , ok ? sheridan , there 's all this talk about chris and your legal marriage to him . they 're just words , formalities . what you and i have is a hell of lot stronger , and you ca n't just talk around it because it 's inconvenient . sheridan : i 'm not . luis : the hell you 're not . i 'm going to go to rome , ok ? and i 'm going to bring marty home this time . and when i do , do you honestly think that you can turn your back on us ? sheridan : i will never turn my back on my son . i would give anything in the world to have marty back home . luis : ok , well , then how can you say when i bring him home , it 's not going to make a difference ? sheridan : because i am carrying another man 's baby -- chris ' baby . why should this child be punished because of the tragedy we 've gone through with marty ? luis : it does n't have to be that way , sheridan . sheridan : this baby i 'm carrying inside of me deserves every chance in the world , everything that we could n't give marty from day one . luis : well , you 'll change your mind once i finally bring marty home to you . you 'll see the family that we could really become . we 'll take care of your baby , too , sheridan . sheridan : luis , it wo n't work . i am mrs. christopher boothe now , and i am going to remain mrs. christopher boothe . luis : i understand how you could say those things right now considering everything that has gone on , but you and i belong together , sheridan . and you know it as surely as i do . sheridan : what are you doing ? luis : getting the address to the bank accounts that your father has been using in rome . that 's where my search for our son begins . sheridan : luis , do n't go . luis : do n't go ? of course i 'm going to go , sheridan . this is the best lead i 've ever had on marty . sheridan : you ca n't go after him again . if you do , you 'll be in danger . luis : well , your father is in a coma now . sheridan : my father has people all over the world just waiting for you to get close . they tried to kill you last time . next time , they will . luis : listen , sheridan , i am not afraid of your father . and i am certainly not going to let anyone stand in the way of me getting my son back . or getting you back . [ scene_break ] maya : you keep telling me that noah and fancy could end up dead . lena : you misunderstand , maya . not `` could `` -- they will die if things do n't go according to plan . maya : what more do you want me to do ? lena : find him . find noah before he finds fancy , and whatever you do , do n't let them get back together . [ scene_break ] fox : so you -- you do n't know the woman that pulled you from the water ? did you ask her her name ? miguel : i asked her . she never spoke . kay : that 's so strange . fox : yeah , no kidding . a woman who does n't say much ? miguel : i remember going down under the water . fox : when the boat boom hit you in the head ? miguel : my head hurt like hell . i thought i was drowning . kay : and then what ? miguel : then lips . lips on my lips . fox : she was kissing you underwater ? miguel : i thought so , but she was breathing into my lungs . tabitha : ah , the old kiss of life . miguel : as if she was breathing into my very being , my soul . tabitha : since when did miguel become a poet ? miguel : like a miracle . out of nowhere . a miracle that felt so right . [ scene_break ] luis : you 're not going to talk me out of it , sheridan . i 'm going to rome , and i 'm not coming home without our little boy . sheridan : luis , please wait . i 'm afraid for you . luis : i 'll be fine . sheridan : that 's what you told me last time . the next thing i knew you were dead . luis : i was n't . it was just one of alistair 's tricks . sheridan : i did n't know that . all i knew was that i had lost you . luis : well , i guess now maybe you know how i feel . sheridan : this is different . we 're talking about your life . i ca n't let you put yourself in danger , not when i just got you back . luis : just got me back ? sheridan , you refused to take me back . sheridan : at least i know you 're alive . you 're home safe and sound . luis : what good does it matter if i 'm not with you or if we do n't have our son back ? and if i 'm not with you , well , i 'd rather die anyway . [ scene_break ] maya : but noah wo n't listen . not when it comes to fancy . that 's how much he wants to be with her . lena : he wo n't get to be with her at all if she 's dead . maya : but -- lena : do n't be naive , maya . there are forces at work here in rome , forces over which even i have no control . they 're prepared to unleash a storm of such hatred and vengeance on their enemies , no one will be left standing . maya : but why noah and fancy ? lena : all their enemies , maya . not just noah and the girl . what wrath misses them is going to hit us . we 're all in danger . grave danger . [ scene_break ] noah : you look beautiful . fancy : no talking . noah : about anything ? fancy : i just want to enjoy the moment and not think about anything else -- past or future . only now . noah : as long as it can always be like this . just like this . it 's all i ha -- [ scene_break ] miguel : she must have pulled me out from under the water . i do n't know . i passed out again . kay : and then you did n't see her again ? miguel : she was there on the beach . she was beautiful . fox : see , then , the strange thing is , miguel , is that after we found you , i looked . i looked everywhere . there was no one around , not even a footprint . miguel : but she was there . oh , my head . kay : oh , my god , you have a huge bump . ok , is n't it possible that maybe you just imagined this blonde girl ? fox said the boom hit you pretty hard . miguel : she was real . perfect and real . fox : whatever you say , pal . kay : ok , maybe you should go upstairs and rest . maybe we should get him upstairs . fox : yeah , i 'll take him . come on , miguel . fox : yeah , here , come on . kay : ok , well , i guess it was n't charity after all . tabitha : hmm . thank our lucky stars it was n't . whoever it was , miguel seems quite taken with her . kay : she probably was n't even real . tabitha : oh , you do n't believe that , or you would n't be so jealous . kay : who said i 'm jealous ? tabitha : you should see the green aura floating around you . lucky it 's only visible to me and endora . if fox saw it , he 'd be on to you . tabitha : oh , we 're alone now , but you 're asleep . if you were n't , i 'd be asking you , `` who is this blonde , mysterious woman miguel claims saved his life ? `` hmm ? [ scene_break ] ethan : thinking about your brother ? luis ? theresa : yes . it breaks my heart to see him rejected by sheridan . it 's like -- i do n't know -- watching my strong , big brother be beaten down , and there is n't anything i can do to help . ethan : you did help him tonight , theresa . he knows that . theresa : but all he cares about is sheridan . he 's home now , and he wants to be with her , and she 's just pushing him away . ethan : she is married , theresa . theresa : in name only , ethan . so what kind of marriage is that ? ethan : all right , let 's not even go there . maybe once he finds marty , things will -- theresa : you think sheridan is going to go back to him ? because she claims that it wo n't . i do n't know . i do n't know why , you know , life is so simple for some people . you know , they -- they find someone they love , and they get married . and they have a house together and they have children and they 've got barbeques . and when they get old , the children go away . and they rock side by side on their porches . ethan : theresa , do you really think life is that simple for everyone ? theresa : i do , yeah . but not for my family , no . no , no one in my family can live their dream . no , not when it comes to the person that they love . my parents -- their relationship is a mess . miguel -- he traveled all over the world trying to find charity only to come back without her . now he thinks he 's got feelings for kay , but she 's engaged to fox . and then there 's luis who 's desperate to hold on to sheridan . and then there 's me , but we do n't even want to go there . ethan : theresa , come on . theresa : actually , you know what ? yeah , let 's do go there . i love you , ethan , more than anything in this world , and i am no closer to being with you than before you even knew i existed . and we have a daughter together , ethan , just like luis and sheridan have marty . i think my family is cursed . ethan : there 's paloma . theresa : yes , there is paloma . and things look really good for her right now , but you know what ? things will change in time . she 's young yet . i think that it would be ok if there were n't children involved , ethan . why do they have to suffer because of their parents ' bad luck ? ethan : they 're not suffering . theresa : oh , they 're suffering because they 're not with their rightful parents . ethan : you would n't want to be with julian just because he is little ethan 's biological father , right ? theresa : of course not . but as it is , my son has no father at all . and jane -- well , she 's not with her real mother , me . she 's with gwen . i want what luis wants . i want to be a real family with the person i love . just like luis wants to be a family with sheridan and marty . do you think any of us are ever going to be happy ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : i am begging you not to go , luis . i do n't want to see you hurt . i do n't want to see you -- luis : dead ? because you love me . sheridan : yes , i love you . i love you more than i love chris , but i ca n't renounce my wedding vows . i ca n't turn my back on this child that i 'm carrying . i ca n't turn my back on james . luis : sheridan , i am not asking you to abandon the children . sheridan : they 're my family now . yes , it would be a dream come true if you came home with marty , but that would n't change things between us . luis : you do n't know that . sheridan : you have to accept that that 's the way it is , and that 's the way it will always be . [ scene_break ] tabitha : well , there 's not much to do about miguel 's rescue , is there ? he 's back here larger than life , thank you very much . but you know what we can do is try and find out a little bit about that supposed blonde that he said rescued him from the sea . should we go and have a look in our magic bowl , huh ? come on , let 's go and see what we can find out . all right ? tabitha : by the way , endora , if and when we do find out the truth , it might cause a bit of a splash . mm - hmm . i think you know more than you 're telling . [ scene_break ] fox : man , he 's out like a light , huh ? kay : yeah , and it 's no wonder after what he 's been through tonight . thank you for saving his life . i was afraid that maria was going to grow up without a father . i mean , her father . fox : kay , it 's all right . kay : you know what i mean . fox : it 's all right . miguel is her father , and i 'm glad to help out , but , truthfully , i did n't really help much in his rescue . he either did it himself , or there really was a blonde woman . kay : well , miguel sure believes there was . fox : miguel is just confused about charity . he ca n't get her off of his mind so he 's having visions about her . kay : maybe . fox : enough drama for the night , baby . you ready for bed ? kay : mm - hmm . fox : man , and i thought i was in love with you . kay : what do you mean ? fox : well , the way miguel has been ranting about this blonde girl since we found him . she sure got to him in a major way . kay : right . fox : you know , another thing -- when we found miguel on the beach , he was mumbling something about losing the love of his life . kay : you did n't tell me that . fox : i just told you . i just remembered . but he must 've meant charity . who else would it be ? kay : did he say her name out loud ? just curious . [ scene_break ] ethan : yeah , maybe i should go . theresa : go , yeah . you did what you came for . ethan : i do n't like leaving you like this , you know . theresa : well , you should be used to it , right ? theresa : i 'm sorry , ethan . i 'm upset , ok ? luis and sheridan should be together . we should be together . ethan : theresa , i do n't -- theresa : what ? you do n't like me playing games with you anymore , so i 'm just going to be honest . i just do n't get it . i do n't get how sheridan can just walk away . ethan : well , she 's a grown woman . theresa : hmm . ethan : she gets to make her own decisions . theresa : ok , then what 's wrong with her , ethan ? we just found out that my brother is alive . she should be jumping for joy right now . she should be planning their life together . you know they belong together . ethan : i know . that 's why i helped out tonight , theresa . theresa : and if you believe in their love , ethan , why do n't you believe in ours ? ethan : you know , it just keeps coming back to us , does n't it ? theresa : of course it does . because it 's all i think about -- to be with you , ethan . i live to be with you one day . ethan : theresa , do n't say that , please . come on , you live for your children . you live for little ethan . you live for jane . theresa : jane -- yes , the daughter that you and i have , who 's learning to call gwen `` mommy . `` that daughter , ethan . ethan : i hate to see you so bitter . theresa : then come back to me . stop torturing us . why do you constantly choose to spend your life without me ? ethan : listen to me . our situation is not the same as luis and sheridan 's , ok ? they were each other 's first loves , ok ? i knew gwen , i fell in love with gwen long before i ever met you . theresa : and then you did meet me , and you fell in love with me . and that should tell you something about your feelings for gwen . i mean , what we have is real , and it is deep , and you can not push it away . yes , it is true , ethan . i do n't know what it 's like for you and gwen when you 're in your most intimate moments , but what i do know is that it is nothing like the way it is between you and me . our love is -- it 's like a flower , ethan . it needs water . it needs care . otherwise , it 's just going to shrivel up and die . and that 's what 's happening to us , to our spirits and our souls . every single day , we die just a little bit more . do n't let that happen to us . do n't spend another day without me when you know you have the power to make us both happy . [ scene_break ] luis : i 'll never accept us not being together . sheridan , you -- you 're what i live for . that 's how i stayed alive all those months in captivity . sheridan : luis , do n't . luis : it 's true . i was locked away in the dark . every day , i would just hold on to this dream that some day i would get out of there and that we would be together . and i saw the three of us -- you , me , marty -- we were all together . sheridan : the three of us . luis : yeah . i had this -- this dream that marty was going to walk us down the aisle at our wedding . and then we 'd get a house . you know , some place -- not here on the estate . some place , our own -- our own place . and , well , not too big . actually , i 'll have to be able to afford the mortgage . but big enough that it had a back yard so i could play catch with marty . and i 'd see you in the kitchen window . you 'd wave and you 'd smile , and i 'd say , `` hey , we 'll be in for dinner . `` sheridan : dinner would get colder and colder . luis : yeah . and we 'd sit by the fire -- no tv , no computer . and we 'd help marty with his homework -- i mean , if he needed help or , realistically i guess , if we could actually give him help . sheridan : it sounds so perfect . luis : perfect but possible . that 's the same dream that kept me going all that time . it 's the same dream that is going to protect me while i 'm in italy searching for marty . and i just hope that you do n't give up on that dream , either . [ scene_break ] lena : then we 're clear on your mission ? you are to keep noah and fancy from getting back together at all cost . maya : i 'm not sure i can -- lena : do it , or they 'll die . so will we . we 'll all die right here in rome . [ scene_break ] noah : i love you . fancy : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] kay : so you did n't answer me . when miguel was talking about this lost love of his , did he actually say charity 's name ? fox : no , but he must 've been talking about charity . i mean , the guy 's been all around the world searching for her . who else would he have meant ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : all right , endora . fess up . what did you have to do with miguel 's rescue tonight , huh ? and who is this blonde woman he claims kissed him back to life , hmm ? tabitha : what was that ? did you hear a splash ? what are you up to , endora ? tabitha will find out whether you like it or not . [ scene_break ] ethan : how many times do i have to tell you that i 'm going to honor my wedding vows to gwen ? theresa : i do n't know . how many times do you tell yourself that you 're doing the right thing when you know you 're not ? ethan : here we go again , right ? theresa : not if you were just honest . ethan : i 'm tired . i 'm tired , theresa , and i 'm too tired for this conversation . theresa : well , go ahead , ethan . why do n't you walk away ? you know what ? i am never going to walk away from you . because somehow , some way , i know we will end up together . and that 's my vow to you . [ scene_break ] luis : the day that i walk through that door with marty in my hand , you are going to realize who you need to spend the rest of your life with . sheridan : i keep telling you , luis . i will be overjoyed to have our son back , but it just wo n't change things . luis : sheridan , it is going to change everything . sheridan , my heart is yours just as yours is mine . now , you can promise it to anyone , but it 's not going to change a damn thing . i have been to hell and back for you , and i plan on doing it again . i will do whatever it takes to have you . [ next_on ] sheridan : luis , no . you ca n't go . you 'll be killed . man : in the name of the church . whitney : wait -- [ screams ]
luis and theresa talked to sheridan and ethan , respectively , about the fact they belong together , even if they are married to others . each couple ended up in a kiss , which they all seemed to enjoy a lot . sheridan is thrilled that luis seems to know where marty is , but tells him even if he brings their son home , she will not leave chris . he refuses to believe that . noah and fancy were also kissing as they danced , happy to be together again . maya , however , was met by lena in the hotel room , who warned her to find noah , keep him away from fancy , or they would all be killed .
chris : sheridan . what are you doing here ? sheridan : i was hoping we could talk . chris : about what ? i think we 've said everything there was to say . sheridan : no , we have n't . may i please come in ? chris : so , what is it you wanted to talk about , sheridan ? sheridan : where 's james ? chris : my son is in the next room sleeping . is that why you came ? to see james ? sheridan : yes , that 's why i came . i love him . chris : and that 's probably the only reason you married me , sheridan . you lost your son marty , so you adopted james to try and close that wound . sheridan : that 's not true . i love james . chris : but you do n't love me . you announced it in court ... for the whole world to hear , sheridan ... that you 've always loved luis , and that you will always love him . sheridan : i do love you . chris : sheridan , please . sheridan : all right , maybe i do n't love you the same way that i love luis , but i do love you . and i love james with all of my heart . chris : i am so sorry for you , sheridan . losing marty has been terrible for you . sheridan : please , let me have james . chris : we can work something out where you can see him . but the boy comes with me . sheridan : do n't do this to me . chris : you know what ? my son is gon na wake up one day and find out that he 's some cheap substitute for marty . i will not allow my son to be hurt like that . sheridan : he is mine , too . i swear i will fight you for custody for him , and i will win . do not forget , i am a crane ! chris : yes . yes , you are a crane . and that 's why i will not let you have james . fancy was right about you . you 're becoming more and more of a crane every day . [ scene_break ] warden : well , well . the notorious lopez - fitzgerald gang . they just get in ? guard : yes , sir . they have n't been processed yet . warden : well , i just wanted to meet you boys , give you a little idea of what 's in store for you . luis : well , sir , i 'm a police officer . i think i know what to expect . warden : no , i do n't think you do . but you 're going to find out pretty quick that the cons -- they do n't like cops very much . especially cops who think they 're above the law . luis : well , i did n't break the law . i 'm being set up . warden : hmm . miguel : i 'm innocent , sir . we 're being set up . warden : they 're both innocent . you know , we got a whole prison just filled with `` innocent people . `` now , just because you used to be a cop , do n't think you 're going to get any special treatment here . i 'll be watching you , son . warden : now , this is a maximum security prison . your sister , the high - and- mighty mrs. theresa crane , has no influence here . she ca n't help you . comprende ? warden : now you , louis . luis : it 's luis . warden : all right , loo - ees . you wo n't be with us all that long . seems you 're going to be executed . you -- oh , you 're a different story , pretty boy . yes , sir . it wo n't be long before you 'll be wishing that you were gon na be dead , too . [ scene_break ] theresa : just hold me tighter , please . make me stop seeing my brothers in my mind . ethan : it 's ok . i love you . i love you so much , theresa . theresa : i love you . person : i told you to stay away from ethan . did n't i , theresa ? but you do n't listen . you never listen . and for that you 're going to pay . person : you 're a dead woman , theresa . person : it should be me , ethan . you should be touching me like that . you should be making love to me like that ... not theresa . and one day it will be me . soon . once theresa 's dead . [ scene_break ] sheridan : chris , no . i am nothing like my father , or my grandfather . chris : are n't you ? you 'd have done anything , no matter what the cost . whether you were right or wrong , you get what you want , sheridan . who does that sound like ? sheridan : everything i 've done has been out of love . all i 've ever really wanted was to be loved . chris : yeah , i know that . you spent your whole life trying to get your father to love you , but he never did . and that tragedy and your crane dna has made you who you are , sheridan . you 've got off track in life . sheridan : maybe you can help me get back on track . you , james , me . chris : i 'm sorry , sheridan . it 's too late . sheridan : i guess there 's nothing left for us to talk about , is there ? chris : i guess not . sheridan : please let me see james . i do love him . chris : as i said , we 'll work something out where you can get to see him . just not now . sheridan : i 've lost everything . marty . my husband . james . but i will not lose luis , damn it . not to prison , not to death . and i sure as hell will not lose him to fancy . [ scene_break ] [ knock at door ] ivy : may i come in ? fancy : you 're in , are n't you ? ivy : fancy , honey , i know how much this hurts . fancy : do you , mother ? ivy : do n't be mad at me . fancy : you were the first one to jump on the bandwagon and accuse luis of raping me . ivy : that 's when i thought he really attacked you . i was just acting instinctively . you are my baby girl . fancy : i know , i know . i 'm -- i 'm not blaming you . i am just so ... mystified . i mean , how did this happen , mother ? luis is innocent , innocent of everything , and he 's on death row . ivy : oh , honey , i know that this is painful . fancy : he did n't do any of those things he was accused of . how did he get convicted , mother ? who set him up ? ivy : i do n't know , honey . i mean , how can you even be so sure that he was set up ? fancy : because i know he 's innocent ! and so is miguel . someone set out to ruin their lives and i need to know who did this . i 'm gon na find out , mother . there has to be a way i can stop this . a way -- a way to help luis before he 's executed . ivy : fancy , honey , i know you 're upset , ok ? but i just do n't think there 's anything you can do about this . fancy : there -- there has to be a way . ethan and theresa said they 're gon na find a way to help luis . ivy : your brother is a good lawyer , but i do n't think there 's anything ethan can do about this . i mean , we both know that appeals are doing no good . fancy : you mean , because , whoever set luis up is that powerful ? more powerful than our family ? ivy : fancy , do n't forget that there was some very good evidence against luis as well . fancy : yes , given to the court by that monster who put luis and miguel in prison ! ivy : honey , i just do n't want to see your heart broken over this . fancy : oh , mother , it 's already broken . i feel as if i am in the worst nightmare of my life , and i ca n't wake up . ivy : oh , fancy . unless ethan can come up with a name , or ethan and theresa can find this person -- even if this person really exists , then , i just do n't think that there 's any hope for luis . you may just have to let this go . [ scene_break ] [ whistling ] man : oh , here it comes . second man : s'up , baby ? what we got ? third man : hey . second man : oh , yeah . third man : new kids . first man : they 're pretty boys . fifth man : sweet meat , you 're mine . third man : fresh meat . second man : hollywood . third man : fresh meat . seventh man : hey , fresh meat . where you going , fresh meat ? second man : ooh , yeah . guard : here you go , boys . home sweet home . just be glad you do n't have any roommates ... yet . [ catcalling continues ] guard : you 've got a reservation on death row , handsome . so enjoy being neighbors with your little brother while you can . man : yeah , yeah , we could teach him something . we could teach this new kid something right here . second man : i 'll take that young one . third man : yeah . second man : hollywood times two . ooh , give us some of that . fourth man : all right . first man : looks like we got some fresh meat today . second man : let me have some of that . yeah ! [ scene_break ] kay : fox , this is so hard for me to say this . fox : oh , god . i wonder if the nurse is gon na bringing me another drip bag . kay : no , no , no , i , i -- i just saw the nurse out in the hall . she said that you had just started the treatment . i wanted to make sure that we could talk and no one would interrupt us . fox : oh . well , that 's good . kay : fox ... look , you have to know that when we had that tsunami , and we met on that rooftop , and -- and we came together -- those -- those few days completely changed my life . i was so depressed at that time . i was working double shifts at the cannery . i was just trying to make ends meet for me and my baby . i was down . i was n't married . i had no reason to believe miguel was ever going to come back to us . i 'd pretty much ... given up on love . and then there you were , suddenly , in my life , out of the blue . and it was like you gave me my life back . and you made me feel wanted . and you made me feel like i was worth something . and you gave me hope . and , honestly , you -- you saved my life . and maria -- god , you 've just been -- you 've been wonderful with her . and she could n't ask for a better father , and -- and that meant so much to me . you have no idea . you were amazing . and i did fall in love with you . but sometimes in life , things change . people change . and i guess that 's what i 'm trying to tell you . [ scene_break ] theresa : i 've dreamed about this for so many years . we really are meant for each other . ethan : absolutely . theresa : you know , i did always say it was fate . ethan : i know you did . you were right , i should have listened to you a long time ago . theresa : it 's ok . we 're together now . ethan : yeah , we are . always . theresa : it 's just , you know ... at some moments it 's kind of hard to believe . ethan : yeah , well you better believe it , because it 's happening . we 're doing it . that blackmailer -- there 's nothing he or she can do to us now . person : [ chuckles ] you think not ? wait and see . theresa : i just do n't know , you know ? both my brothers are in prison . and luis is supposed to be executed , and i just -- i do n't know , i just want to help them . what are we gon na do ? ethan : i am going to file an appeal , i promise . theresa : and you think that really would work ? i mean , judge reilly is so afraid of the blackmailer . i mean , what if he wo n't do anything ? ethan : theresa , judge reilly is not the only judge in the country . i mean , i can go to the circuit courts . i can go to washington if i have to , but i will file an appeal . theresa : and that will buy luis time . ethan : hopefully so . but ... what we need to concentrate on is finding out who this blackmailer is . that 's the only way we 're going to prove that your brothers were framed . but once we find this person , we expose them . their power 's gon na be gone . and that will leave you and me to be free to be together . person 's voice : i told you to stay away from ethan . he 's mine . but you disobeyed me , so now your brothers will pay . theresa : there 's something i need to tell you . something very important . person : you fool . you complete fool . you 'll be sorry . [ scene_break ] kay : this is so hard for me to say , because i really thought that i was going to spend my life with you . [ sniffs ] i saw our future . i saw you and me and maria , and i was so happy . but then miguel came back . i did n't expect it and i -- and i did n't expect to have feelings for him , either . and i tried to stop myself when i -- when i did remember those feelings that i had for him before . and i kept trying to push them away and push them away , because i wanted to be loyal to you , because i wanted to keep that promise that i made to you . but , i do n't know , i guess when i saw how hard miguel was working to get back that relationship that he 'd lost with maria , and when i saw how desperate he was for me to love him again , i just -- i could n't fight my feelings for him anymore . i 'm so sorry . i should 've told you this a long time ago , but -- i do n't know . you got sick , and i just -- i did n't want to tell you . and then we found out you were dying , and i did n't know how to tell you . and i know this is wrong , but for some crazy reason i thought that ... that if i married you , i could just forget about miguel , that i could make you happy . but i realized that i could n't . kay : i 'm sorry . i tried to make it work . i tried to be true to you , but i was n't . i betrayed you in the worst possible way , and i -- i 'm so sorry . you just -- you do n't deserve this . you deserve the truth . and i do n't blame you if you hate me , and i 'll understand if you never want to speak to me again . [ scene_break ] luis : listen , miguel , i know right now you 'd probably rather be dead than be here , but i do n't want you giving up hope , ok ? miguel : what hope , luis ? i mean , do you honestly think we 're gon na get out of here ? luis : me , probably not , but you might . ethan 's filing appeals right now -- miguel : which you know damn well are n't going to do a thing ! ok , if this person got to us so fast , and they got to the governor and got to the judge , you know damn well there 's nothing we can do to get us out of here . guard : let 's go . luis : go where ? guard : you 've got a visitor . luis : visitor , huh ? guard : yeah , i heard it was a gorgeous blonde . luis : fancy ? guard : yeah , she could be a fancy one . i did n't see her . maybe you got a groupie . some women get turned on by guys sitting on death row . i never got that . why would anyone want to be in love with somebody who 's gon na die ? unless they like pain . [ scene_break ] fancy : let it go ? are you actually telling me to just give up , forget about luis , let him die for something he did n't do ? ivy : fancy , if i thought there was anything you could do , i would -- fancy : i am not giving up on luis , mother ! he is innocent and there has to be a way to help him . ivy : honey , i called the governor myself . i used all of my influence as a crane and as a winthrop . and the governor said there 's nothing he can do . his hands are tied . fancy : well , then he 's part of the conspiracy . oh , god , where is grandfather when i need him ? ivy : fancy , i do n't think even alistair could get luis out of this one . honey , he is sentenced to die . and you may just have to accept that . fancy : no , never . it just seems very unfair that when i finally find real love , after waiting my whole life , it 's being ripped away from me . i ca n't lose luis , mother . i ca n't , i -- i ca n't lose him . [ scene_break ] sheridan : luis . how are you ? are you all right ? is there anything i can do for you ? luis : you want to do something for me ? what are you even doing here ? sheridan : please do n't tell me you 're still upset with me . luis : upset ? you tore fancy apart on the witness stand . why did you do that ? sheridan : i was only telling the truth . luis : the truth ? you were calling fancy a liar . sheridan : because of her past . she has a history of falsely accusing people . i was only trying to help you . luis : oh , yeah . big help you were . fancy never accused me of attacking her . she was trying to deny the accusations against me , and you tore her testimony apart ! sheridan : she ca n't be believed . luis : she did nothing wrong . sheridan : look , you do n't know her the way i do . she is a selfish , manipulative , spoiled child . she will do whatever she can to get her way , no matter who gets hurt . you do n't know her at all . luis : no , i do n't know you . i 'm beginning to wonder if i ever did . [ scene_break ] ethan : hey . what is it you have to tell me ? you can tell me anything , you know that ? i have news for you , theresa . after everything that we 've been through together , i 'm never letting you go . never . theresa 's voice : you deserve to know that little ethan is our son . theresa 's voice : i ca n't tell ethan the truth . i would lose my position as head of the crane empire , and any chance i have of getting luis and miguel released from prison . theresa : i 'm so sorry . ethan : it 's all right -- what ? theresa : i just had a totally dramatic moment . ethan : yeah , you have a lot of those . theresa : [ laughs ] ethan : what are you doing ? theresa : oh , just -- ethan : tell me , i mean , what -- it 's important , is n't it , so just tell me -- theresa : no , it 's -- later . it 's fine . ethan : theresa , what is it ? do you have , like , a whole bag load of secrets that you need to tell me ? theresa : no , i -- ethan : because i would -- i hate this . theresa : no . no . ethan : you sure ? ok . well , i guess we do n't have to talk about secrets anymore . we do n't have to talk at all , actually . theresa : ethan ? ethan : yeah ? theresa : what is wrong ? ethan : nothing . nothing , but , um , there 's something that i have to do at the office . i completely forgot about it . i 'm sorry , i got ta go . theresa : wait , you need to go right now ? ethan : yeah , um , sorry , but it 's really important . theresa : yes , um -- ethan : i got ta go . i 'm sorry , i 'll be back soon , ok ? theresa : ok . theresa : [ sighs ] i want to tell you the truth about our son . you deserve to know , especially now , when we 're finally going to be together . person : no . you 'll never be with ethan . never . it 's time for you to die . [ scene_break ] ivy : fancy , honey , i know you think i do n't know how you feel , but i do . i do only too well . i was brought up in wealth , too . i had everything i ever wanted , except for love . and then i met sam . and i loved him . i still love him . and we had such amazing plans . but alistair and my father had bigger plans . and so i was forced to marry your father and i was told to forget about sam . fancy : i always knew you and father did n't love each other . i just did n't know why . ivy : i 'm sorry . i 'm really sorry , honey , i -- i always tried to keep that away from you children . but sam was always in my heart . he was always in my mind until i did those terrible things to get him away from his wife . i destroyed his family , and now he hates me . and the point i 'm trying to make , fancy , is that i should have accepted losing sam . i should 've let him go and i could n't . and because of that i ruined my life and i ruined the life of the man i love and i do n't want you to make the same mistake . fancy : your story is different , mother . i 'm not taking luis away from anyone . i 'm not doing anything wrong , i just love him . ivy : fancy , honey , do n't you see where this love could go ? you 're a crane . it 's in your blood . i do n't want your love for luis to turn you into the kind of person that sheridan has become . fancy : hmm . ivy : i never thought that sheridan would turn into a true crane , but she has . she 's done everything , everything she can to get luis away from you . she practically told the court what really happened between you and pretty all those years ago . fancy : sheridan 's desperate . she 's capable of anything . ivy : that 's my point . i do n't want the same thing to happen to you , fancy . look , luis is going to die , and there 's nothing you can do about that . you can not go to war with sheridan over this , because you both will lose , and it could destroy you all . [ scene_break ] sheridan : how can you say that ? you know me . luis : no . i have to wonder if i ever really did know you , the way you 've been acting . sheridan : how can you say that ? you know me better than anyone . we 're soul mates . look , we love each other and no one can take that away from us . please do n't be angry with me . i 've lost marty . i 've lost chris and james . sheridan : i ca n't lose you , too . luis : i 'm sorry that you lost chris and james . i really am -- i know how much you loved that little boy . sheridan : now i 've lost him . all i 've ever wanted , since i was a child , was to be loved , but it 's always been taken away from me . you were the one person i thought would never leave me . luis : sheridan , you left me . sheridan : i know , i know . and i was wrong . i pushed you away because i blamed you for what happened to marty , and i was wrong . luis : no , you were n't . it was all my fault . i should 've believed you when you told me that marty was your son and not beth 's . i let you down the same way i let fancy down . sheridan : no ! no , no , fancy let you down . all right ? fancy is the reason why you 're in here . fancy is the reason why you 're going to die . so to hell with fancy . [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] guard : here 's your new roommate , pretty boy . he 's a lifer , just like you . man : hi . i 'm steve . miguel : miguel . steve : oh , i know who you are . everybody knows . miguel : do they ? steve : sure . you 're in all the papers . you and your brother . miguel : yeah . guess we were pretty big news , huh ? steve : oh , what was big news was the way you two got railroaded . miguel : wait , what ? is that what the papers said ? steve : no , no . not in so many words , but to people like me ? we knew . we all knew . the word in here is you and your brother are innocent . you guys got set up , big time . [ scene_break ] kay : i understand if you hate me . i understand if you never want to talk to me again . just know that i did not plan on falling back in love with miguel . but i did . kay : will you say something , please ? kay : fox -- you 're asleep ? oh , my god , you did n't hear a word i said , did you ? fox ? [ sighs ] just my luck . i finally get the courage to tell you the truth and you 're asleep . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i knew fancy would destroy you , and she has . this is exactly why i did not want her to get her hooks into you . luis : sheridan , stop it . ok , i 'm not going to sit here while you badmouth fancy , so just stop it , ok ? i love her . sheridan : no , you do n't love her ! you might be infatuated with her but you do n't love her . luis : i do -- sheridan , i do . and she has done nothing wrong . sheridan : she is the reason why you 're here . luis : look , sh -- sheridan , i 'm gon na die . sheridan : no . do n't say that . ethan is going to file appeals . luis : it 's not gon na do any good ! whoever has put me in here is in charge . so i 'm going to die . and when i do , i would like to die knowing that this bitterness you have towards fancy has been put aside . she 's your niece . please , just tell me you 're going to stop trying to make her life miserable . [ scene_break ] kay : i ca n't put this off any longer . i have to tell fox about me and miguel . i got ta get this over with . i 'm gon na have to wake him up . kay : fox ? fox , wake up . hey , wake up . wake up , i have to tell you something , i ca n't wait anymore . wake up , please . wake up . fox . [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] miguel : listen , what else have you heard about luis and me ? steve : well , prison grapevine has it that you and your brother got a really raw deal . he got the worst of it 'cause he 's a cop . but the word is all this so - called evidence against you and luis is bogus . miguel : it is bogus . ok , i know that luis and i are innocent . but i 'm stoked that the other men have heard about it . steve : you 'd be surprised how good a network is in places like this . one guy drops a dime , gets a little credibility . before you know it , the whole place is in on it . miguel : listen , i do n't think you realize how important this is to me . have you heard of anyone that is setting us up ? listen , you need to tell me exactly what you know , steve . [ scene_break ] luis : please tell me that you 're going to let go of this anger that you feel towards fancy . she 's done nothing wrong . guard : sorry , miss , your time 's up . sheridan : time 's up ? but i 've only been here a half hour . you said prisoners could have an hour . guard : they can , but this prisoner has another visitor , so you have to go . sheridan : well , tell the other visitor to come back another time . guard : ca n't do that . those are the rules . sheridan : [ scoffs ] that 's not fair . luis , i will come back , ok ? i will find a way to clear your name . i will get you out of here . guard : let 's go , ma'am . sheridan : this is an outrage . just who is this other visitor ? sheridan : oh . i should 've known . fancy : aunt sheridan . what are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] theresa : one day your daddy will know the truth about you , little ethan . and then we 'll be a family ... the way we were always supposed to be . person : i 'm afraid i ca n't let that happen , theresa . you 'll be dead before you ever see ethan again . theresa : ethan ? what are you doing ? ethan : remember how we were wondering how the blackmailer always knows what we 're doing ? he 's watching us right now . theresa : he 's watching us right now ? ethan : mm - hmm . but not for long . ethan : i 'm coming for you , son of a bitch ! theresa : [ gasps ] [ next_on ] kay : i have to talk to you . and it involves the three of us . ethan : you 're not going anywhere , freak . luis : i just want to look at you . i love you . fancy : i love you , too , luis .
sheridan goes and sees chris . she says that she wants james and chris says no . she says she 's a crane and chris replies that 's the reason not to let you have him . sheridan says that if she looses luis than she will be all alone . she decides to see luis . ethan is with teresa as usual . the blackmailer is again spying on them . ethan starts to knock down the wall because he knows the blackmailer is watching them . ivy goes and sees fancy to comfort her about luis . fancy wants to know who is framing luis . ivy says there is n't anything that she can do . after the talk , fancy goes to see luis . luis and miguel are at the prison . they are being checked into the system and is harassed by the inmates . miguel talks with another inmate about being setup . miguel also wants to know the gossip that the inmates have heard . when luis talks with sheridan he says stay away and he is still mad about destroying fancy on the stand at his trial . kay goes and sees fox at the hospital . she tells him about how she loves miguel and that she cheated on him . fox is pretending to be a sleep so he does n't acknowledge that he heard what she said . she tries to wake him up .
thesa : a : god , 'vt so muc m my nd right now -- jujulian teatening t to tamy baby frome , e , losing ethan . i memean , what should i do ? mama always tolde thatat t tes o of ououbl i s should pray to u u for help . so , please , send me some help . send me an answer . etethan : thesesa -- you all right ? theresa : oh , thank you , g. thank you . ethan : you 've been crying . what is it ? is there anything i can do ? theresa : yes , there is something that you can do , something that will make me happy for the rest of my life . ethan : what -- what is it you want me to do ? eresa : i wantouou to promise tt you wiwill help me ke l le han n ay om his f father . plsesehelp m me fight lilian gwen : ethan ? ethan , where are you ? ethan ? gwen : oh , no . what the hell is she up to now ? damn you , theresa ! will you ever leave ethan alone ? no , i 'm going down there . i have to find out why ethan is talking to theresa in the middle of the night . julian : i know -- i know you 're upset . please , do n't say such things . i truly want to help . i i owow we cawowork things out with whitney . eve : `` we `` ? `` we `` work things out with whitney . we 're not going to work anything out with whitney . you 're the reason she 's on this destructive path in the first place . julian : me ? what are you talkingbobo ? eve : this is just the way it started with us , julian -- in a club that looked just like this one . and do n't think that i did n't notice that this club looks just like the club where we met when i was singing . and i 'm sure you 're responsible for that . julian : i bought the place , i had it remodeled , yes , but -- eve : no , you made it look exactly like the old blue note club in boston where we met and where you ruined my life ! julian : look , i 've apologized for leading you down that path . i deeply regret it -- eve : well , if you regret it so much , why did you -- you make this club look just like that club ? julian : because this club reminds me of the most wonderful time in my life , the time i first met you . julian : everything is going to be all right , eve . t.c . : i knew you would n't leave town without trying to convince whitney to come with you . adad i i di't f force her to do anything . whitney : ok , daddy . t.c . : so , what you doing , bringing her here , huh ? trying to get her drunk so she 'll come to l.a. with you ? whitney : daddy , i 'm not drinking . fox : ok , look , you know what , coach russell ? we do n't want any trouble , ok ? rebecca : speak for yourself , fox . i 'd like to see them take off those shirts and oil up . t.c . : i told you to leave my daughter alone . i guess you did n't hear me the last 10 times . chad : she 's a grown woman , coach . she can make her own decisions . t.c . : well , she decided to stay here with her family . ch : : well , like they say -- it 's a woman 's prerogative to change her mind . fox : hey , hey , do n't -- whitney : wait , no -- fo come on ! hey ! whitney : no , daddy ! chad , stop ! fox : get away from him ! get away from him ! whitney : stop it ! t ! stop , daddy ! luis : this is the police . whoever 's in there , just come on out . there 's no way out of there , so do n't make this hard on yourself . just come on out . beth : luis ca n't find me with you . he ca n't . luis : beth ? mrs. wallace : this is it , daughter from hell . you are finished , kaput . luis : beth , what are you doing here ? beth : um -- i ululd n't sleep after you left and i was worried about sheridan , so i just -- i thought i 'd come out here and help look for her . i 'm so relieved to see that you found her . sheridan : thank you , beth . it 's nice of you to be concerned , but i 'm fine . antonio : yeah , thank goodness . luis : some crazy woman did come after heritith a letter opener a few minutes ago . beth : that 's -- that 's awful . antonio : yeah , we think she may be the one who 's been trying to kill sheridan . luis : yeah , well , she could n't have gone far . she had long , dark hair , blue eyes . haveououeeeeananyo fititng thatesescrtion ? singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life luis : beth , have you seen this woman i just described ? we have to find her . antonio : she 's very dangerous . luis : and obviously deranged . beth : deranged ? sheridan : yeah , she was babbling something about me being rich and how i had ruined her friend 's life . i 'll never forget that crazed look in her eye when she came at me with that letter opener . antonio : we 're worried that she might be the one who tried to kill sheridan by setting fire to the cottage . luis : we got to find her and question her and find out if it 's the same woman . hank : she couldn'tavave gone r.r . luis : beth , just think . have you seen this woman since you 've been down at the wharf ? beth : um -- no . no , no , i have n't seen anybody . no -- - no one . fox : come on , stop it ! knock it off ! hey , hey ! liz : where did eve go ? she e n ' n 'm isssshis . fox : stop it . liz : oh , no , she ca n't miss my handiwork . chad : come on -- t.c . : i 'm going to rip your head off , boy . chad : keep running your mouth . whitney : stop it , daddy ! fox : whitney -- whitney : stop it ! fox : whitney , please -- look at me , look at me . stay back , ok ? i 'll handle this . stay back . stop it ! chad : what are you going to do ? fox : knock it off ! chad : what are you going to do ? fox : get back ! rebecca : oh , this is better than a matinee . got any popcorn for me to munch ? barry : nuts . fox : get back ! barry : i 've got nuts . rebecca : even better . eve : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i do n't mean to drag you into my personal problems . julian : you have nothing to apologize for . this whole situation is my fault . i did this to you . i dragged you into the fast lane all those years ago and i got you onto the drugs and the liquor . again , i 'm apologizing to you . theresa : you have to help me keep my baby , ethan . you have to . ethan : theresa , theresa -- theresa : you know how julian can be . if he wants something bad enough , he will not give up until he gets it , analaltairir will back him up . they 've got all the crane money and power , and i have nothing , ethan . i will lose my baby . please , help me . ethan : i already said that i would . theresa : you promised . but i need you to tell me that you will not go back on that promise . ethan : i 'm married to you , and i am committed to you , our marriage , and the baby . theresa , you have to understand that i will not put my marriage to gwen in jeopardy . theresa : i am not asking you to . i i lyly want you to be my attorney , to tell me what i need to do to keep my baby . i ca n't lose him , han . he 's all i 've got left . ethan : all right . all right . i will -- i will help you . theresa : oh , ethan . ethan : but it 's purely professional , ok ? it 's not -- it 's not personal . theresa : thank you . thank you so much . gwen : theresa , get ururands off of my husband ! theresa : i was only -- ethan : gwen , it 's not what you think . gwen : no , it is exactly what i think ! you think i 'm a fool . ugh ! theresa : are you ok ? ethan : i 'm -- i 'm fine . gwen : well , i am not fine . every time i turn my back , i find my husband in your arms , theresa , and i am sick and tired of it ! theresa : gwen , it 's like ethan said -- it 's not what you think . we just ran into each other out here . gwen : in the middle of the night ? theresa : it was n't intentional . gwen : oh , really , it wn ' n't ? theresa : no ! i was just asking ethan to help me get custody of little ethan -- that is all ! gwen : well , what about his own child , theresa ? what about the baby i 'm carrying ? ethan , do n't you even care what happens to our child ? ethan : gwen , of course i care about our child . yoyou and the baby are the most important things to me -- gwen : you 're a liar ! whitney : daddy , chad -- fox : whitney -- whitney , gebaback .. you 're re gngng tget hurt . whitney : i ca n't take this anymore ! fox : look , you know what ? i 'll break it up . just stay back . rrrry ? rebecca : oh , no . do n't spoil my fun . fox : come on , guys , break it up ! t.c . : get off me ! fox : all right , coach ! come on ! knock it off ! do n't make me call the police ! barry : are you finished , man ? whitney : ok . barry : can i let you go ? chad : i 'm cool ! fox : hey , chill out , chill out . t.c . : get off of me ! fox : hey , look , you know what ? i 'm running this place now , ok ? if you force me to , i 'll get a squad car down here -- t.c . : yeah , whatever . fox : goes for you , too , chad . chad : i said i 'm cool . t.c . : you come around my daughters again , you wo n't be cool . you 'll be dead . whitney : daddy ! fox : you know , we do n't need any threats . t.c . : it 's not a threat . that 's a guarantee . chad : look , i love your daughter , and if we 're going to be together , i can do whatever i want to -- fox : all right , come on ! ! knock it off ! whney : y : hey , stop it ! stop it ! rebecca : oh , let them go at it . because then the police will come , and they could arrest all of us for disturbing the peace . oh , and they could put us all in this tiny , little room and strip - search us and -- whitney : daddy ! bebecca : ooh . ooh , i 'm getting warm just thinking about it . fox : hey , break it up ! liz : damn it . why is n't eve here ? oh . she would be in such agony over this . where did she go ? ? eve : no , julian , this is n't your fault . it 's just so easy to blame you for everything . the truth is that i fell in love with you . you did n't drag me kicking and screaming into a relationship . i was willing . i was more than willing . luis : you sure you have n't seen this woman , beth ? beth : i told you i didn't . hank : think hard , beth . beth : i am . but i know i didn't . no one could 've gotten past me down here . i did n't realize that this is a dead end until i wandered down it . mrs. wallace : oh , do n't tell meouou 're going to slither out of this one , bethie . beth : i -- i wish that i could tell you more , but i can't . i -- i did n't see any crazy woman down here . luis : all right . we 're just going to have to widen our search , then . mrs. wallace : sorry ! sorry , i had a little trouble hearing all that . you all right , sweetums ? beth : yeah . why would n't i be , mother ? mrs. wallace : gee , i do n't know . just seems a little odd , you know , finding you here all alone in some dark , dead end alley at this hour . beth : i told them -- i wandered down here by mistake . that 's all . mrs. wallace : by mistake ? a dark alley ? oh ! that doesn'tndnd like yo bethie . you 're usually so cautious . so is something on your mind , you know ? because you do n't seem like yourself . does she , luis ? luis : you are acting kind of strange , are n't you ? it 's almost like you 're hiding something . mrs. wallace : ah ! see ? right , right . you are so right . no wonder you 're such a good cop , honey . so , bethie , are u hidingometng ? ? a major explosion this afternoon in etobicoke .... it happened around two o'clock at a strip mall near the busy kipling and bloor area . the rogers a - t - and- t global news chopper is flying over the scene , where a large plume of smoke is hovering over t a area . there are report of maj d damage on the ground .. particularly to three business .... a pizzeria , a y y cleaners and a hair salon . global news field producer melanie zettler is among the first people at the scene and joins us live by telephone . melanie what can you tell us at this early point ? we 'll hahave all the day 's tops sties s t at 5 : . pleaeaseoioin us en stories tonight at 5 : 30 . please join us then . { úol @ ñlwlwwñóo7 { =ç= /d ( d ( d333 @ aú julian : u u ju m made me a very happy man . for you to admit that you actually loved me at one time , i -- eve : i did , julian . i loved you very much . julian : if only father had n't interfered and come between us the way he did , how different our lives would be today -- perhaps like that vision we both shared . i got an advanced copy . eve : `` rolling stone . `` julian : and do n't you look fabulous on the cover . eve : oh , honey , me on the cover of `` rolling stone . `` julian : again ! and i think this picture really captures your natural quality -- i mean , your magnificence . yes ? eve : oh , and it 's all thanks to you , sweetheart , because you believed in me and my talent . julian : i would have been a fool not to . eve : and you 've been proven right . after 25 years , a record number of platinum albums , and worldwide fame , my career is still going strong . julian : well , nothing can stop it . eve : you knknow i never even had to mount a comeback ? julian : that 's because you were never away . eve : and it 's all thanks to you , my darling , because you stood up to your father and you married me . julian : of course , he disinherited me and we did n't ha a a penny at the time , not a sou . eve : oh , but you were brilliant , honey . you built my career . you booked me into clubs i had no right getting into . julian : now you own a couple of those clubs , yes ? eve : e : and you made sure that all the right people saw me . and the next thing i know , i 'm on radio and then on television . julian : you 're on top . eve : and i 've stayed on top , thanks to you . julian : no . it 's because of your talent , my dear . it would 've taken you to those heights even if i had n't been around . eve : oh , but i 'm so glad that you were . julian : and i always will be . eve : perhaps . t.c . : i could kill you for what you 're trying to do to whitney . whitney : daddy , do n't say that . hehe 's not doing anything to me , ok ? he 's trying to help me . t.c . : how , whitney ? huh ? by sucking you into the music world , trying to get you drunk so you will change your mind and move to california with him ? chad : i did n't get whitney drunk . whitney : i have n't had one drink , daddy . t.c . : whitney , do n't lie for him . fox : i do n't want to butt in here -- t.c . : then do n't . fox : i can vouch for chad . t.c . : crane , you stay the hell out of this , all right ? fox : no , look , he 's been with me all night , ok ? he did n't give your daughter any liquor . all right ? he did n't even know he was going to run into her tonight . t.c . that a a bunch of bull .. chad : it 's the truth . fox : no , really . it was my idea to come to the blue note , ok ? chad just kind of came along . we did n't know that whitney was going to be here . t.c . : you know what ? both of you are a bunch of liars . whitney : what ? rebecca : why is fox standing up for chad like that ? barry : i 'm wondering that myself . rebecca : huh . i did n't even know they were friends . barry : i 'm not sure they are . tending bar , you get to read people pretty well . and what i 'm getting from fox is that he has a thing for the singer . rebecca : whitney russell ? barry : why not ? she 's a pretty girl . rebecca : oh , his father and grandfather are not going to like that . oh , no . no , they are not going to like that one bit . liz : eve was here , and then suddenly she wast . now , where could she have disappeared to ? oh , my .. now , what will coach russell say when he finds his fefe with julian crane yet again ? ethan : how can you say that to me ? i love you , gwen . i already love the baby . and i always told you that i 'd always put you and the baby first . gwen : not if you insist on helping theresa , you wo n't ! theresa : please , gwen -- gwen : ethan , if you go against julian in a custody case , if you represent theresa , he will fire you from crane industries . he has already made that quite clear . han : juanans s always making threats . gwen : this is no threat . you and i both know that . julian will fire you from crane , and then the baby and i will be leftitith no income , no health insurance , nothing ! how is that putting us first ? ethan : i 'm hoping it does n't come to that . gwen : ethan , but it will ! theresa : listen to me for a moment , gwen . gwen : i do n't want to listen to you ! theresa : i 'm not asking ethan to actually represent me . gwen : whatra yououalkiking about ? theresa : i will find another attorney for courtppppearances . but i need ethan 's legal expertise . i need him to work in the background to advise whoever i hire . julian will never know that ethan is opposing him . it will all be hush - hush . gwen : oh , yeah , just another one of your schemes . theresa : it 's not , gwen ! i swear ! gwen : you could swear on a stack of bibles and it would n't matter to me , theresa ! i do n't trust you for a second because every time i have in the past , it 's come back to haunt me . theresa : the last thing i want to do is put you and your baby at risk . enen that is such a lie . ethan : gwen -- gwen : all you care about yourself and your baby ! theresa : you are so wrong , gwen . gwen : i have lost so much already because of you . you have stolen so much from me ! theresa , if my child is a boy , i ca n't even name him after his father because you 've already taken the name ! why in the world did you name your son after my husband ? ereresa : ethan n heeded deliver him . gwen : so did i . that is not the reason why . ethan is not your child 's father . ethan is not at all related to your son ! you still stole his name anyway , and i am sick and tired of you taking everything from me . well , i have had it . it is over . do you hear me , theresa ? it is over ! beth : do n't be ridiculous . ofof course i 'm not hiding anything . mrs. wallace : luis ? honey , did you say something ? luis : no , mrs . wallace . mrs. wallace : oh . must be my hearing again . would you come a little closer here ? i want to tell you something . you know , i was just wondering , you know , this woman that you 're lookoking for -- maybe she could be someplace , you know , around here . you know , maybe she 's hiding someplace . beth : well , if she is , she is not in this alley . i mean , like i told you , there is no one down here . you 'll have to forgive my mother , luis . she 's getting more and more delusional . mrs. wallace : did you say something , bethie ? beth : i might have to send off that application to the state nursing home . sheridan : i do n't understand . why would you think beth is hiding something ? she 's one of our best friends . luis : you 're right . i 'm sorry to do that to you . looki i mean , we 're all on edge nit . antonio : well , you know what ? if the woman is n't here , we 'd better start loining for her . hank : and quickly , before she tries to put some distance between herself and us . antonio : yeah . come on , let 's go . luis : sheridan , you stay here with beth , all right , where it 's safe . sheridan : no ! i want to go with you and help you look ! luis : sheridan , ! all right ? no arguments . antonio : luis is right , sheridan . just stay with beth . you 'll be safe , ok ? th way , , we wo n't worry about you . mrs. wallace : oh . boy , when you guys make a mistake , t't 's a doozy . sheridan : fine . i 'll stay here with beth . charlie : psst , psst . come on , this is our chance . we 'll wait till they leave , and then we 'll kill sheridan . i was diagnosed with breast c canr . r. thananks to early dection n and treatment , i 'm doing well . but many others are not . breast cancer continues to kill women by the thousands . each day , fifty - six canadian women are diagnosed with the disease . i 'm prd d to be a spesespeon foror the canaanan breast ncnc f foundioion , ontario chapter . we 're working to create a future without breast cancer . please join us to create that tour flashback brought to you by volkswagen . on t singer : you are my passion for life liz : what a pretty picture . ca n't wait for t.c . to see it . fox : ok , ok , th of y j jt dodo me favor d d lmlm down . t.c . : you know what ? i will calm down when he 's on an airplane out of here alone . whitney : you are so wrong about chad , daddy . and you know what ? he 's not the one to blame for all of this . fox : your daughter 's right , ok ? listen to her . he did n't do anything to her . he 's been with me all night . t.c . : you know what ? like i 'm supposed to believe a word of a crane . all of you are liars , manipulators . but what i do n't understand is , how could you get hooked up with a street punk like this ? does he have something on you ? whitney : ok -- t.c . : is he threatening you ? chad : man , you have really snapped . whitney : ok , it 's all right . fox : no , you know what ? he does n't have anything on me , actually . t.c . : so what is he , your little drug supplier ? whitney : oh , god . fox : what ? t.c . : i know something 's ining on here . rebecca : i would love to be a fly on the wall when julian and alistair find out that the heir apparent is falling for a black girl . oh , no , i personally love my coffee black . but the cranes are not so diversified , if you know what i mean . barry : that 's not what i hed . rebecca : what did you hear ? barry : rumor around here is that , years ago , julian crane was deeply in love with a black woman . rebecca : no . barry : that 's the word . rebecca : no , no , no , no . the crane men can sleep with women of all different sizes , shapes , and colors , but love ? uh - uh , no , i do n't think so . alistair would not stand for it . barry : whatever . rebecca : no , no , trust me . i know julian and alistair very , very well . and as much as i 'd like to believe this little story -- nono , no , i ca n't see julian standing up to his father that way . no . i mean , julian and a black woman ? no . no way . eve : i ca n't believe that history 's repeating itself with my daughter . whitney : something about him moves me the way that he softly speaks my name the way his love is such a gentle rush like a quiet morning rain eve : i do n't want whitney to live life in the fast lane like i did . it almost destroyed me . that 's why i was so happy when she embraced tennis . julian : eve , you 've raised an incredible daughter . she and i were trapped in that elevator for a very long time . it was a dangerous situation , and she handled it beautifully . she 's a lovely young woman with a good head on her ououlders . and if she decides to try her luck at the music business , i 'm sure that she 'll -- well , she 'll handle it differently anan you did at the time . besides that , she 'll have her mother to guidheher . eve : no . no , i do n't want whitney in the music business . not ever . ethahan : you have n't lost me , gwen . gwen : no , ethan , i 'm tired of being played for a fool . i ca n't take it . i -- i 'm going to divorce you and raise our child myself . ethan : all right , you 're talking crazy , ok ? gwen : no . i mean it . ethan : gwen , i love you . i want to be with you and our baby . i want that more than anything in the world . gwen : i am tired of bein the odd man out in this romantic triangle . ethan : you are not . gwen : i will not do this anymore . i do n't want to be stuck like sheridan and luis and antonio , never being able to have a real life . ethan , this is humiliating . i wo n't do it anymore . beth : no , you -- you ca n't kill her . mrs. wallace : blessed angels . charlie : what are you talking about ? sheridan 's alone over there . this is the perfect time . beth : no , it 's too risky . this could be traced back to us . charlie : so what ? i told you , i 've got a plan , bethie . we 're going to disguise ourselves as other people and then assume new identities when we get where we 're going . beth : no , no , no . i told you , i am not going to leave harmony . charlie : why ? what the hell is so great about harmony ? beth : because i ca n't leave -- charlie : you ca n't leave what ? or is it who ? beth : my mother . i ca n't leave my mother , of course . mrs. wallace : right . like i count . beth : and my business , ok ? the book cafe . my whole life is here in harmony . i 'm not going to leave . charlie : have you gone soft in the head or something ? have you forgotten our mission -- to kill blondie ? beth : ok , just wait , charlie . could you help me out here ? mrs. wallace : do n't look at me . i tried to warn you that charlie beanstalk here was a nut case . but would you listen to me ? no . beth : ok , look , this can not happen , ok ? charlie : i 'm sorry , bethie , but you 're going to be grateful to me for this in the long run . beth : would you stop her , mother ? beth : no , charlie , no ! mother , stop her ! mrs. wallace : did you kill her ? beth : no . thank god . she 's out cold . mrs. wallace : i think luis is coming back . beth : ok . you keep an eye on charlie for a minute , and then you come out and join us , ok ? i 've got -- i 've got a plan . mrs. wallace : thatl teacach you . [ mrs. wallace blows raspberry ] beth : any luck , luis ? luis : no . i just do n't understand how that woman uld d have gotten away with all the cops in this area . beth : well , what will you do now ? luis : i 'm going to put out a statewide a.p.b . once we get back to the station . sheridan : when is this going to end ? i meani i don'knkn how m much more of this stress i can take . luis : you 're right . we have to tell antonio the truth abouusus . sheridan : when ? luis : now . sheridan : right here , tonight ? luis : sheridan , i love you . you are more precious to me than anything . i ca n't stand to see you go through this , ok ? i 'm putting an end to it . antonio : maybe she went in a totally different direction . hank : what if she doubled back ? sheridan : antonio and hank are coming back . luis : we 'll put an end to it now . beth 's voice : oh , it 's going to end , all right , luis . t.c . : come on , whitney . you 're coming home with me now . whitney : no , daddy , i 'm not . not until we settle a few things here first . liz : oh , no . this is not what i planned at all . i wanted eve to be the one in trouble , not whitney . t.c . , i really think we should bring eve in on this . t.c . : well , that 's a good idea , but where is eve ? liz : i just do n't know . she 's got to be around here somewhere . she was just here . t.c . : well , i 'll find her . liz : i 'll go with you . whitney : look , thank you for taking chad 's side , you know , standing up to my father like that . fox : i was just telling the truth . chad : we appreciate it , man . whitney : look , are you ok ? chad : yeah . we just ca n't go on like this . whitney : i know . chad : i mean , your father has so much anger inside of him . whwhitney : i know , i know . the man has a terrible temper . i mean , he wants me on the tennis court 24/7 . but the person i do n't understand is my mother . i mean , her incredible overreaction to my singing . i just do n't get that at all . chad : neither do i . whitney : i mean , what does she have against singing ? eve : i 'm not going to let whitney become a singer . i 'm not going to let her get dragged down into that life the way i was . julian : what happened to you does n't have to happen to whitney . she has such a beautiful voice , so much like yours . eve : i do n't care . i'nonot going to let h g g involved in the music industry . i just want her to come home where she belongs . ethan : gwen , i promise you , you have nothing to worry about . theresa : certainly not from me . my only concern is my son . i do n't want julian to get his hands on my baby and raise him to be a pompous , spoiled little version of julian . please , gwen , do n't object to ethan helping me . i swear , i am not after him . i only want him to help me keep my baby . please , say that you will let ethan help me . gwen : theresa , i -- theresa : before you answer , i just -- i just want you to think about how lucky your child is . ok , maybe he wo n't be named ethan , but at least he or she will be fortunate enough thave e eth for a father , and that is far more important than any name . gwen : do n't you think i know that ? theresa : of course you do . i 'm only pointing out that julian is my baby 's father , a man who does n't even know the first thing about how to love or raise a child to be a decent human being . can you imagine what my child would grow up to be like if julian raised him ? it would be horrible . would you want your child to have julian for a father ? gwen : no , i would n't . ththeresa : no . instead , your baby will be raised by one of the best fathers anyone could ask for , a wonderful role model , someone who will always be there for his baby no matter what . gwen : but will you be there for both of us ? ethan : yes . i already promised you i would be . theresa : all i want is to keep little ethan away from the terrible influence his father will have on him . please , let ethan help my son . i will be grateful for the rest of my life . ethan : i will only be helping her save her son from julian . that is all . theresa : please . you 're going to be a mother yourself soon . i am begging you , gwen , as one mother to another , help me to keep my son . gwen : i hope that i do n't live to regret this decision , theresa . ok . all right . theresa : gwen -- gwen : whatev e ee i think ofououi do knonothat youou ' r a good mher.r . and , of course , you would do a much better job raising little ethan than julian . ethan : thank you . i love you . whitney : i do n't know if i can take much more of this . i mean , i feel like my whole world is falling apart . when is this going to end ? chad : i do n't know . rebecca : what happened to my drink ? barry : must have evaporated . i 'll get you a refill . rebecca : thanks . oh , fox , what happened to your father ? i mean , he 's been awol a long time here . fox : i do n't know . rebecca : well , i 'm not goin to wait around all nht . barry : here you go . rebecca : thank you . tell your daddok a cab home andhahat he owes me bigtime . liz : well , she 's not in the ladies ' room , t.c . t.c . : well , what happened to her ? liz : i think i might have an idea where she went . c. : yododo ? erere ? liz : llow me.e . lilian : it 's all going to turn out fothe . u 'll see . mr wal : : she ' e 's out cold .. let 's e whathe o otheralf of tdedevious duo is up to luis : struck out , too , huh ? hank : i still do n't think she 's far from here . antonio : sheridan , are you ok ? sheridan : yeah . i 'm just a little cold . antonio : come on . let 's get you someplace rmrm get you something warm to drink . how 's that ? hank : the book cafe is right around the corner . antoni all right , let 's go . luis : antonio , look , there 's something that i need -- beth : luis ? would you mind helping me get mother home before you go ? luis : no , of course not . i 'll just take you home , and then i 'll hook up with you guys at the book cafe . antonio : ok , we 'll see you in just a little while luis : ok .. mrs . wallace : luis , honey ? why do n't you go ahead and go with the others . beth and i can manage . beth : no . i mean , you and the walker are just a lot to handle , mother . luis : do n't worry . it 's no trouble at all , mrs . wallace . mrs. wallace : very well . thank you , honey . beth : oh , no . my baby . oh . my baby . liz : oh , eve , once t.c . catches you with julian , you can kiss your life goodbye . fox : looks like i finally got somethg g on daddy . chad : you 're going to have to decide whether you 're your parents ' little girl or the woman that loves me . beth : i 'm pregnant , luis .
gwen sees ethan and theresa spending time together and she becomes angry . they explain things and theresa pleads with him to help her with little ethan . he agrees and gwen becomes furious . t.c . fights with chad at the blue note and fox defends him . both eve and julian slip outside and she inquires why he made a replica of the old blue note in harmony . he tells her it 's to reminds him of her and their time together . eve tells julian she did love him . beth is caught at the wharf but makes an excuse but mrs. wallace drops him some hints . sheridan 's life becomes in danger when she s alone with charlie and beth .
jessica : you still there , spike ? spike : yeah , i 'm right here , babe . hey , look , when am i going to see you ? jessica : you said tomorrow . spike : well , why wait when we still have the whole night ahead of us ? why do n't you come on down to the club ? jessica : really ? spike : well , if it 's past your bedtime , then forget it . look , i got to go . jessica : no -- no , wait . i can come back tonight . spike : there 's my girl . listen , do n't take too long . i 'm a busy man . jessica : well , at least somebody wants me . ivy : where are you going ? jessica : out . i need to get dressed . ivy : again ? jessica : yes , again . what are you going to do about it , ivy ? call dad and get him so freaked out he calls mom to come home ? [ scene_break ] ethan : honey , are you all right ? gwen : ethan , i am so scared . i did n't think i was going to have to go back to jail . rebecca : well , you should n't have to . it 's all that damn theresa 's fault . ethan : honey , i 'm sorry . i thought i convinced theresa not to press charges again . i got your mom 's call , and i -- i realized what theresa had done , and i was stunned , and i 'm sorry . rebecca : i told you the little tramp was not going to rest until she completely destroyed gwen 's life . now , what are you going to do about it , ethan ? ethan : what do you mean , what am i going to do ? i 'm going to support my wife . rebecca : there 's only one way you can do that , and that 's make theresa pay for this . theresa : he called me a monster . he said he never wanted to see me again . dear god , what if i 've lost ethan forever ? [ scene_break ] pilar : oh , god , what 's wrong with me ? begging martin to choose me instead of katherine ? i have my pride . if he prefers that katherine woman instead of me , well , then -- alistair : so , we meet again , pilar . pilar : alistair , please , just leave me alone . i told you at the wharf , i have nothing to say to you . alistair : but i have a couple of things to say to you , pilar . i know you still love martin . i know you still want him back . pilar : not if he does n't want me . alistair : well , that would n't be an issue at all if katherine had n't come back to harmony . i can help you get katherine out of martin 's life forever -- that is , of course , if you 're interested . [ scene_break ] fox : so , who is it , huh ? who thinks they 're going to adopt my son before i even get a chance to meet him ? t.c . : yeah , we put our application in in plenty of time . eve : so did we . whitney : well , i do n't understand this . fox : who thinks they 're walking out of here with my son ? i want their name now . harriet : i 'm sorry , i ca n't give you that information , not without permission . fox : oh , the hell with this ! this whole thing is crazy ! whitney , what the hell were you thinking that this could have happened , huh ? how could you give away my son ? chad : leave her alone . and do n't you ever talk to whitney like that again . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace 's voice : i warned bethie that she was going too far . sheridan has finally snapped ! luis : hey , sheridan , you know , now is not the time . maybe we can talk to beth later , ok ? sheridan : no , now . i 'm not going anywhere until i get this off my chest . beth : really , i got to go . sheridan : no , not until you hear me out . [ scene_break ] ivy : you 're going to see that spike person again , are n't you ? jessica : how many times do i have to tell you , ivy ? my personal life is none of your damn business ! ivy : your mother would love to hear you speak like that . jessica : do n't talk about my mother , ok ? she ditched me without a second thought , just like my father has . ivy : is that what you think ? is that why you 're acting out like this ? jessica : is that what you call it , ivy ? i call it having some long overdue fun . ivy : no , there is nothing fun about not respecting yourself ! jessica : ow ! ivy : ok , that is the second time . let me see your arm . jessica : no ! [ ivy gasps ] ivy : oh , my god ! what happened ? jessica : nothing . i 'm -- i 'm fine . ivy : no , you are not fine . what , these marks -- that one looks like a fresh burn . jessica : i do n't know . it must have been the stove . ivy : you have been nowhere near the kitchen all night . you did that to yourself , did n't you ? [ scene_break ] sam : you 'll have to leave if all you 're going to do is make threats against theresa . rebecca : sam , what do you expect me to do ? you think i 'm just going to sit back and let this little wench destroy my daughter 's life ? look , i 'm not going to take it , and neither should you , ethan . ethan : look , this is not the time and this is not the place for this . i just want to get her home , ok ? gwen : can -- can you do that ? ethan : yes . i 've already arranged bail thanks to my father here , so -- sam : it 's the least i can do . ethan : all right , let 's go . gwen : ok . ethan : come on . gwen : thank you , sam . sam : you 're welcome . rebecca : oh , i 'm not finished with you , theresa . not by a long shot . [ scene_break ] fox : i want to tell you something , i 'm getting awfully sick and tired of you popping up in the middle of my personal business . chad : well , that 's tough . i 'm not going to have you talking to whitney like that . all right ? fox : yeah ? chad : oh , julian , your secretary told me where to find you . julian : thank you . chad : now , what 's going on ? fox : what 's going on ? whitney 's given my child up for adoption , that 's what 's going on . she tricked me into giving her my power of attorney . now they 're telling me my hands are tied , that i do n't have any legal right to my son . when did you become such a manipulative liar ? chad : i told you , that 's enough . fox : you know , one more time -- this does n't have anything to do with you ! chad : it does ! she 's my sister . fox : oh , i see how it works now , huh ? you 're playing the protective brother card , right ? well , at least that 's a step up from you wanting to play house with her . julian : all right , all right ! do i have to remind you that you 're brothers , too ? fox : what , are you taking his side again ? julian : all right . that 's enough of this competitiveness . we have to figure out what we 're going to do here . fox : well , great . according to mrs. wellesley , there 's not a whole hell of a lot we can do . whitney : look , fox , i know you 're angry , but i 'm sure whoever gets the baby will be the best one for him . fox : you 're sure , are you , whitney ? you think you know ? who the hell do you think you are , making all these important decisions without me , all on your own ? what 's best for that baby is to be with his biological parents . and if you do n't want him , i do . eve : please , whitney , please -- whitney : no , no , forget it , mom . i 'm not going to tell chad or fox that chad 's really the father of my baby , ok ? i put him up for adoption so i do n't have to do that . and you know what ? i 'm glad mrs. wellesley is n't going to tell us who the adoptive parents are . my son is a lot better off with them than with me or any of you guys . much better off . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : now sheridan can let beth have it full bore , like she deserves ! beth : sheridan , you do n't want to hurt me . we 're in a hospital . sheridan : hurt you ? i do n't want to hurt you . i just want to just tell you i 'm sorry . beth : wait , what ? sheridan : i 'm sorry for everything that i 've put you through . can you ever forgive me ? [ scene_break ] pilar : it does n't appear as even you can remove katherine from harmony for good . alistair : good for you , pilar . i like a woman who comes back at me . i was n't talking about me getting rid of katherine . i was talking about you getting rid of katherine . would you like to know how ? pilar : i would like nothing from you . alistair : shame . good night . pilar : how would you be able to help me ? alistair : this slip of paper has everything you 'd ever need to get rid of katherine . everything . use it , and you 'll never have katherine come between you and martin ever again . pilar : no . i will not make a deal with the devil , no matter how much i wish to repair my damaged family . alistair : oh , well , i mean -- even more pain and suffering to your loved ones ? i -- i do n't understand it . i was under the impression that you were making headway with your children . some of them even are willing to give martin another chance . pilar : well , yes , but i -- i ca n't -- alistair : but what ? look at yourself . pilar , you are a vital and vibrant woman . you 've had enough loneliness at night , climbing into a cold and empty bed . you do n't deserve any of that . you do n't deserve the loneliness , especially at the hands of my wife and your husband . it 's time for you to take all of that and put it behind you . that is , of course , if you think it 's worth i if not , then it 's your prerogative . pilar : let -- let me see it . alistair : i knew you 'd be interested , pilar . nice doing business with you . hasta la vista . pilar : oh , dear god . oh , dear god . what have i done ? what have i done ? [ scene_break ] fox : mrs. wellesley , i 'm that baby 's father . now , if you 're not going to give me custody of my own son , at the very least , you can tell me who you 're giving him to . harriet : i 've already explained our regulations to you , mr. crane . fox : i do n't care about your regulations , huh ? how -- how do you stand there , not caring who our baby goes to , whitney ? unless you already know . well , who is it ? whitney : i do n't know , fox . honestly , i do n't . all i do know is , is i 'm sick of all of this , you know ? i 'm sick of being judged by all of you when you do n't know the first thing about what i 'm going through . i did the right thing by my baby , and that 's final . chad : hey , why do n't you all just back off , all right ? whitney : well , look at you defending me all of a sudden . i mean , you were angry with me , too , last time we talked . chad : well , i did some thinking . look , it 's whitney 's baby . she carried him inside of her . if she did n't want to raise him herself , it 's her choice . fox : i 'm the baby 's father , chad , so i think maybe i have something to do with that , huh ? eve : why do n't we all go somewhere where we can just sit down and talk this out ? whitney : mom , i am so tired of talking . i 'm tired of listening . i just want to get out of here . fox : well , then run away again , whitney ! run away ! does n't change what you did ! it does n't change the fact that you gave away our child ! chad : are you ok ? whitney : oh , chad . oh , my god . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i 've -- i 've put you through hell , accused you of so many terrible things , and i 'm really sorry . beth : i do n't know what to say . mrs. wallace : how did that d.n.a . test lie ? beth and i -- we both know that sheridan is marty 's real mama ! sheridan : can you ever forgive me ? beth : uh -- sure . i mean -- i mean , it might take some time . sheridan : i would n't blame you if it took a long time . the important thing is that we all , you know , try to get along for marty 's sake . beth : oh , absolutely . [ marty coughs ] beth : oh , you know what ? it 's late . i should really get him home to bed . sheridan : right . [ marty coughs ] beth : oh , honey . you ok ? dottie : sheridan , i 'm so sorry . i know you were expecting different results from the d.n.a . test . sheridan : thank you . dottie : take care . sheridan : you , too . luis : sheridan , that was amazing . forgiving beth , letting her know that you 're putting all this behind you ? hey -- sheridan : can we -- can we go home now ? luis : yeah , of course . i 'll go get the car , ok ? just wait right here . sheridan : ok . sheridan : i do n't have to put this all behind me , luis . i do n't care what those d.n.a . test results say because i am marty 's mother , and i will know it until the day i die . [ scene_break ] jessica : of course i did n't do this to myself . that 'd be nuts . why would anyone hurt themselves on purpose ? ivy : maybe because they 're hurting so much on the inside that they do n't know any other way to express their pain . jessica , you need help . jessica : you 're the one who needs help , ivy ! i 'm out of here . ivy : jessica , do n't you see what you 're doing here ? you are so desperate for attention that you 're not thinking straight . this -- this spike creep -- jessica : he 's my boyfriend ! do n't call him a creep . ivy : jessica , he is worse than that if he made you feel so low about yourself that you would do this ! jessica : i 'm out of here . ivy : oh , god help you , jessica . and god help your father if he finds out where you are . [ scene_break ] man : do n't tell me you 're going to be needing the backroom again , spike . spike : hey , why not , man ? when the chicks are willing , the spike man 's chilling . you going to let me know when miss babe - elicious gets here ? man : the young one 's coming back again ? spike : hey , what can i say , man ? she just ca n't get enough of me . [ phone rings ] sam : bennett here . man : it 's roy , sam , at the club . sam : what , you have anything that we can bring spike in on ? roy : no , not yet . but he 's got some girl on her way over . he already booked the backroom . sam : i 'll be right there . i want to nail that slimeball in person . [ scene_break ] chad : hey , it 's all right . it 's going to be ok . whitney : you 're the only one who ever -- no . i 'm sorry . i ca n't -- i ca n't do that . i 'm sorry . chad : well , then just tell me what i can do to help . whitney : nothing . no one can help . i just wish everyone would stop hating me in there . chad : whitney , i do n't hate you , ok , and no one else does either . they just -- they just do n't understand , you know ? whitney : they ca n't understand . no one can . chad : i can if you 'll tell me . whitney , i love you -- if only as your brother , ok ? please , if you 're going to talk to somebody , let it be me . [ scene_break ] theresa : i think it 's time for you to go back to bed . ok ? come on . how about one hug and a kiss before you go to sleep ? i love you , sweetie . sleep good . pilar : ay , mija . que te pasa ? what 's the matter ? theresa : i did it , mama . i 've lost ethan forever . [ scene_break ] rebecca : gwen ? here , could you take this with you ? thank you . so , ethan , are you going to help me teach theresa a lesson , or do i have to do this all by myself ? ethan : no , not now . not now . it is her emotional state that i 'm worried about , ok ? rebecca : ethan , that is exactly what i am talking about here . look , if you want your wife to feel better , you are going to have to shower her with love and affection , promise her that you 're going to make theresa pay for what she 's done . look , you have to prove your love gwen in the only way that matters , and that 's by helping me to tear theresa limb from limb . [ scene_break ] chad : whitney , i promise i wo n't judge you . ok , just tell me why . i mean , why would you give your own baby up for adoption ? girl : freak ! boy : monster ! girl : your mommy and daddy are brother and sister . boy : loser ! whitney : i just want my son to have a better life than i can give him . chad : that does n't make any sense . i mean , his father is fox crane . he 's going to have every benefit that family has to offer . whitney : no offense , but i 'm not terribly impressed with the crane family name , not when that family includes my mother 's lover and alistair crane . thanks anyway , but i 'll just pass . chad : that 's your choice . but i do n't think that 's the whole reason . whitney : well , chad , you do n't know everything . excuse me . i think i 'm going to go . chad : without going in there and saying goodbye ? whitney : why should i go back in there ? i do n't have anything else to say to them . chad : it 's not like you to run away from a tough situation . whitney , go in there and stand your ground . make them respect your decision . whitney : i ca n't . no , i just ca n't do that . chad : oh , you forget -- i know what you 're made of . whitney : look , i know none of you agree with my decision , but it was my decision to make , and i 've made it . and you all are just going to have to learn to live with it , the same way i am . [ scene_break ] pilar : ethan called you a monster ? theresa : i 've never seen him like that , mama . he -- he hates me . pilar : theresa , you know , i do n't understand why you insisted on pressing new charges against gwen when ethan had already asked you not to . theresa : because i do n't trust gwen , mama . and i do n't trust rebecca . i knew they 'd come up with some kind of new revenge for me , so i wanted to beat them to the punch . pilar : or is it more that you thought that perhaps , well , with ethan 's wife locked up , you 'd have a better chance with him ? theresa : yep . that , too . i know it was selfish . and , mama , i honestly thought that i was doing the right thing . i mean , gwen has tried to kill me . she kidnapped jane . i mean , she deserves to be in jail , and i thought that once she was behind bars , ethan would come back to me . maybe we would n't get married , but he could have been more of a father to jane and little ethan . i know . save your breath , i know . i know the lecture by heart . i should n't have manipulated the situation . i should have turned the other cheek , and i should have let go of ethan without a fight . pilar : no . theresa : `` no , `` what ? pilar : theresa , you love ethan , and you have a child with him . i can understand why you want to fight -- why you want to fight for him . theresa : you do ? pilar : all i want is for you to be happy , theresa . theresa : then i need to be with ethan , mama . pilar : when a woman loves a man with all her heart and soul , anything is possible . theresa : i just -- i ca n't believe that i 'm hearing this . pilar : well , what is it they say ? `` all is fair in love and war . `` theresa : thank you , mama . thank you for understanding . pilar : yeah . [ scene_break ] rebecca : so , are you a man or a mouse ? ethan : i 'm not going to have this conversation with you , all right ? rebecca : look , if not now , then when ? ethan : when it does n't upset your daughter more than she already is . honey , are you ready for bed ? gwen : not yet . i was just going to make some tea and just try and calm down a little bit , sit on the couch . ethan : ok , ok . i 'll go get the tea for you , ok ? gwen : thank you . rebecca : ethan ? i 'm not going to just let this go . ethan : damn it ! what do you want me to say , huh ? rebecca : i want you to tell me that you are going to support your wife by punishing the woman that 's done this to her . look , i want you to tell me that you are going to help me put theresa in her place once and for all . [ scene_break ] [ mrs. wallace gasps ] mrs. wallace : precious ? precious , is that really you ? [ precious shrieks ] mrs. wallace : oh , i am so glad to hear your voice . i have missed you so much , my sweet , sweet friend . [ precious shrieks ] mrs. wallace : well , it 's not been easy , i 'll tell you that . well , you know what it 's like living with bethie . never a dull moment . but the most incredible thing happened tonight . sheridan insisted that beth and marty take a d.n.a . test , and guess what -- the test said that bethie was marty 's real mama ! whoa ! [ precious razzes ] mrs. wallace : yeah , exactly ! we both know it 's a damnable lie , but how the heck did it happen ? no , no , no , honey , you did n't have to answer that . it was a rhetorical question . what ? oh , yeah , we were talking about beth . no , i am not going to tell you what luis was wearing , you naughty , naughty girl . oh . oh , precious . i think about you every day , and i hope you 're going to come back to harmony soon because it 's just not the same without you . beth : ah ! marty went right to sleep . mrs. wallace : well , are n't you smug as a bug in a rug ? beth : well , can you blame me ? not even an hour ago , i thought i was dead meat , that the d.n.a . test results would prove that sheridan is marty 's mother , and then i would be handcuffed and hauled off to prison . oh , i 'm just free as a bird ! i do n't have a care in the world ! mrs. wallace : how 'd you do it , bethie , huh ? how did you pull off this latest travesty of justice ? beth : it was n't me , mother . but i think i figured out who did . only one person in the world could pull this off . the elephants ! [ scene_break ] man : hey , babe . spike 's waiting for you in the back room . jessica : oh , ok . jessica : hey , maybe we could hang out in the club a little . slow down , spike . ca n't you even say hello first ? spike : now , why waste precious time with formalities ? we both know what we want . and , listen , do n't worry , be happy . have one . or six . roy : just in time . i think spike 's girlfriend got here a couple minutes ago . she 's in the back room with him . sam : well , this is going to be his last victim . tonight i 'm going to take him down . let 's go . [ phone rings ] sam : wait a second . ivy , what is it ? ivy : sam , i -- i was just thinking about you . sam : look , ivy -- look , this is not a good time , ok ? i 'm at the sleazeball 's club , about to bust him . ivy : you mean spike 's place ? sam : i got a tip from one of my undercovers . he 's got a girl in one of his private rooms right now . look , i 'll see you later . ivy : no , no , sam , wait , wait ! you ca n't go in there ! [ scene_break ] fox : live with the fact that you 've given away my son ? no , that 'll never happen . whitney , i 'm getting my son back if it 's the last thing that i do . harriet : i 'm sorry . you 're all going to have to leave . i have a client here to pick up a baby , and i ca n't have this disruption . fox : well , it better not be my son . harriet : i did n't say that . fox : no , it is , is n't it ? well , i 'm not leaving . i want to know who thinks they 're going to walk out of here with my boy . t.c . : you know what ? i 'm with fox . we 're not going anywhere until we find out who 's taking whitney 's baby . [ scene_break ] luis : i 'm sorry , sweetheart . maybe now that you have proof , you can move on and forget about this idea that marty is your son . we can move on with our lives and have our own child someday soon . marty : mama , mama -- sheridan : marty ? marty : mama , mama -- sheridan : marty , is that you ? marty : mama , mama -- sheridan : what 's wrong , sweetheart ? do you need help ? marty , where are you ? marty : mama , mama -- sheridan : marty ? marty , i ca n't see you , sweetheart ! honey , where are you ? marty ! [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : who saved your bacon , huh ? who rigged that d.n.a . test so it 'd come back looking like you were marty 's biological mama and not sheridan ? beth : god . mrs. wallace : oh -- beth : god must have helped me . he was on my side . he must have helped me ! mrs. wallace : the good lord had nothing to do with this . no , missy , this was the handiwork of the devil himself or one of his disciples . alistair ! beth : alistair . that 's it . it had to be alistair , my very own guardian angel . alistair : did somebody mention my name ? mrs. wallace : oh -- - i 'm ready.- i do n't think so . [ scene_break ] sam : ivy , what did you say ? i can hardly hear you . ivy : sam , there 's something you have to know before you go in there ! sam : ivy , speak up . i ca n't hear you ! ivy : sam , it 's about jessica . sam : yes , yes , this is for jessica . i 'll call you when i get to the station house . ivy : no , no , sam , wait ! jessica 's the girl in there with spike ! sam ? sam ? oh , god . sam is going to lose his mind when he finds jessica in there with spike . jessica : i think i want to go home , spike . spike : shh . later , sweet lips , later . sam : let 's be careful before we go in there , ok ? i do n't want this girl hurt more than she already has been . man : what the hell is going on here ? sam : party 's over , ok ? you 're being raided . [ music stops ] man : hey , come on , man ! second man : hey , i ca n't let you go in there . sam : listen , you better get the hell out of my face , unless you want to be arrested , too . man : it 's locked . it can only be opened from the inside . spike : what the hell ? sam : i warned you , punk . you 're finished . spike : what do you know ? if it is n't chief bennett himself . jessica : daddy ? sam : jessica ? oh , my god ! [ scene_break ] theresa : thank you for not judging me , mama -- pilar : si , mija . theresa : for understanding why i ca n't give up on ethan and me being a family . pilar : no . family is the most important thing in the world . [ jane cries ] theresa : that 's jane . i 'm going to go check on her , ok ? pilar : ok . theresa : are you all right ? pilar : yes , mija . claro . it 's just -- oh , it 's just been a long day , a very long day . theresa : yeah . mama ? you 're the strongest person i know . i love you . pilar : i love you , mija . pilar : family is the most important thing . but to accept alistair 's help to put mine back together ? oh , god . oh , god , what am i to do ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : marty ? marty , where are you ? marty -- marty : mama . sheridan : father . what are you doing with my son ? alistair : hello , sheridan . sheridan : no . no . no ! luis : hey ? what happened ? sheridan : marty -- luis : oh , honey , it was just a dream . it was just a bad dream . sheridan : no , luis , it was n't a dream . i wish it was . it was real . i 've lost marty . i 've lost my son forever now . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : how -- how did you get in here ? beth : i did n't hear the door . alistair : i have my ways . am i correct ? were you talking about me ? mrs. wallace : it was you , was n't it ? you were the one who changed the d.n.a . results to make it look like beth was marty 's mama ! alistair : would that i were . i should feel flattered . mrs. wallace : oh , no flattery intended here . i know you are capable of anything . after all , you posed as that weirdo charlie just to help beth , you know , kidnap sheridan , steal the baby . i know there is nothing you wo n't do when you set your mind to it ! alistair : oh , why , thank you . but i 'm afraid i ca n't take credit for this one . i did nothing . beth : well , no , you must have . alistair : no . no , i hate to disappoint you two , but i had nothing to do with the d.n.a . test results . cheers . mrs. wallace : well , then how could they say that marty was your son ? beth : it does n't -- it does n't make any sense . [ scene_break ] theresa : everything 's going to be all right . i promise you , sweetheart . i know your daddy said that he never wants to see me again , but you know what ? he 's not going to be able to hold on to that because of you . because he loves you . he loves his beautiful little girl , and in time he is going to get over his anger and he 's going to forgive me . and you know that woman , that mean old woman gwen who took you away from me ? she 's going to be in prison for the rest of her sorry life . that 's right . rebecca : ethan , what kind of a man are you ? i mean , what kind of a husband lets his wife suffer this way ? ethan : i ca n't believe i 'm saying this , but i think you 're right . i think it 's time theresa got what was coming to her . [ scene_break ] fox : i 'm not going anywhere until i find out who 's taking my son . eve : you know , you 're not going to be able to keep the identity of the adoptive parents secret because we 're going to find out sooner or later . harriet : this is highly unorthodox . t.c . : you know what , lady ? you want to see unorthodox ? i will show you -- liz : t.c . , t.c . , calm down . julian : we are not leaving . chad : will all of you keep your voices down ? you 're going to wake him up . fox : chad ? whitney : oh , my god . you 've adopted the baby ? [ next_on ] eve : how can you let this go on ? fox is out there falling in love with a baby that 's not his . luis : there is no doubt in the world that marty is beth 's son . mrs. wallace : there 's got to be a logical explanation why those d.n.a . results turned out so wrong !
pilar makes it home to find theresa mourning the loss of ethan , and the two women console each other over love lost . pilar still wonders if alistair is the answer to her problem , while theresa simply fiddle - dee - dee 's her way out of her funk , figuring ethan will have to stop hating her before long . little does she know the depths of his duplicity at this point . sheridan surprised all by apologizing to beth for the trouble she made , all the while not giving up her belief that marty is hers , dna test be damned . beth and edna figure alistair is the reason the test showed beth to be the real mother , but he pays a visit and lets them know it was n't him this time . just who did monkey with the results ?
ivy : oh , sam , i am so excited about going to the founders ' day dance . i 've been dreaming of going with you my whole life . sam : well , i am so glad to see you so happy . ivy : i 'm delirious ! but you men -- you have it so lucky . you can wear a tuxedo to any event . change the tie , change the cummerbund , but women -- oh , look at these . i have worn every one of these dresses at least once . sam : hmm , and i guess you can never wear the same gown twice ? ivy : certainly not . at least , not in the same company . and in a town the size of harmony , the company is always the same . i was hoping that maybe one of these dresses would be old enough that no one would remember , but , uh - uh . you know , i 'm just going to have to buy a new dress . sam : look , ivy , i -- i hate to bring you down , but do you think you could find something for under 100 bucks ? because that 's all i have until i get paid . ivy : oh , sam . i 'm so sorry . i am such a selfish twit . of course i do n't need a new dress . i 'd be happy to go in a burlap sack , as long as i 'm there with you . sam : really ? ivy : of course , really . i love you , sam . i have never stopped loving you . charity : miguel -- i hate seeing him so sad . i used to think that once you loved someone that that love would always be in your heart , and if something were to happen , that it would n't matter because you could get it back . but i think maybe i was just naive . ivy : no , no , you have got to keep believing that , and i need to believe that again . i am not going to give up on my dream of a life with sam , and you are not going to give up on miguel . [ scene_break ] charity : i wish i could believe that miguel and i could be together , but i just ca n't . i made a deal with death to give up miguel and save that baby . charity : father lonigan said god would n't punish a baby like that . maybe i should go inside just -- just to talk . kay : go away ! shoo ! get away from me ! go away , you vultures ! get away from me , you bloody fleabags ! go away ! ugh ! get away ! [ door closes ] charity : i wonder what happened to her . [ scene_break ] luis : i 'm going to decode that c.d . , and then i 'll have the proof . then you 're going to realize that i 'm the man you 're supposed to be with . ( thinking of sheridan . ) [ scene_break ] sheridan : i ca n't just lie here . i have to go do something . something very important . [ scene_break ] hank : are you going to stay with this all night , luis ? luis : if that 's what it takes . hank : why do n't you take a break , you know ? a watched pot never boils . luis : yeah , well , this pot 's going to boil over when i 'm finished with it . every evil thing that alistair 's ever done is on these cd 's , and when i decode them all , he 's going down . hank , look . it 's cracked another one of alistair 's codes . [ scene_break ] theresa : bye , mama . i 'll see you tomorrow . theresa : so , did you guys think that my mom looked ok ? because she seemed a little pale to me . fox : i do n't know . i think she 's probably just a little tired from worrying about you , theresa . whitney : yeah . i mean , come on , this whole situation that you put yourself in has gotten everybody feeling a little antsy , do n't you think ? theresa : yeah . ok . yeah , i 'm sure you 're right , yeah . you know , i 'll call tomorrow , and then i can , you know , make sure she sees your mom for a checkup . yeah . ok . ok . hmm . well , i 'm feeling pretty good . whitney : how can you feel good about what you 've done ? come on , you stole gwen 's embryos , for heaven 's sakes . theresa : yeah , whitney , and you know what ? i would do it again , because i am pregnant , and my friends and my family are standing beside me , and it 's not going to be long before i get my son back . fox : ok , let 's not get cocky , babe , all right ? you know rebecca . you know gwen . they 're not going to take this sitting down . whitney : fox is right , theresa . they 're definitely going to come after you . theresa : but it 's too late for them to do anything , because right now i am pregnant with ethan and gwen 's baby . then after the baby is born , i 'm going to trade this baby for my child . my plan is going to work . there 's nothing they can do to stop me . [ scene_break ] ethan : gwen , you do n't know what you 're saying . gwen : ethan , i know exactly what i 'm saying . now , go to the court and have them force theresa to get an abortion . ethan : you 're talking about aborting our child . gwen : ethan , i know , ok ? but there is no way i 'm going to let that bitch , theresa , carry my child inside of her for nine months ! i am not going to have theresa give birth to our child , ok ? so just go to the court and have them force her to have an abortion . [ scene_break ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life . [ scene_break ] ethan : you need to calm down so we can discuss this rationally , all right ? gwen : ethan , i am perfectly calm and i 'm perfectly rational . ethan : no , you 're not , and this agitation is n't helping , ok ? gwen : the only thing that 's going to help me is to get my child out of theresa ! and my god , ethan , i would think you would want the same thing ! this is your child , too ! ethan : honey , it 's too rash , and we need to talk about alternatives . gwen : there are no alternatives , ethan ! i am not going to have that slut carry my baby inside of her for nine months ! i am not going to have her give birth to my baby ! i want it aborted now . ethan : there has got to be another way . gwen : do you trust theresa to take care of our baby ? i mean , in her delusional state , she could be doing drugs , she could be drinking , she could be causing neurological damage ! theresa : she would n't do that . she would n't harm a child . gwen : she would n't harm a child ? oh , my god ! have you forgotten what she did to our child ? what she did to our little sarah ? she did n't just harm her , ethan . she killed her ! now , you want to give her a chance to do it to our second child ? what kind of person are you ? god , ethan ! [ scene_break ] whitney : theresa , honey , you know , i know it 's not your style or anything , but have you thought this through at all ? fox : yeah , and , you know , i know i agreed to help you , but it does n't mean i think your plan 's going to work . whitney : do you have any idea of the legal ramifications of this ? theresa : whitney , ethan and gwen , they stole my child from me , first , and then they adopted him . and now i 've stolen their child . and after this baby is born , i 'm going to exchange this baby for my child . it 's going to be a fair trade , that 's all . fox : well , i believe that in your mind it 's a simple thing , theresa , but how do you even know the implant took ? whitney : right . that 's right . i mean , these things do n't usually work the first time out . that 's true . theresa : no . no , it works . no , i 'm definitely pregnant . i mean , i am even a little queasy , so -- fox : you 're a little queasy ? theresa : yes . fox : ok , let 's just say for the sake of argument that you are pregnant , ok ? theresa : ok . fox : theresa , nine months -- a lot of things can happen in nine months . theresa : like what ? i 'm going to take really good care of myself . i 'm not worried about gwen and rebecca . i mean , they would n't dare touch a hair on my head now that i 've got their precious cargo in me . whitney : i just wish i felt as sure as you feel , theresa . theresa : so , guys , relax . stop worrying . i 'm fine . nothing in the world is going to harm me . [ scene_break ] hank : this is incredible . luis : i knew it . this proves that alistair was behind the boat explosion that almost killed sheridan . hank : it sure looks like that . information about the boat that you and sheridan rented . luis : and where we were going sailing . oh , look at that . instructions on how to build a bomb . hank : i see it , but i do n't believe it . i ca n't believe alistair would try to kill his own daughter . luis : i always knew it , you know . i just never had proof . he was always trying to keep me apart from sheridan , afraid that i was going to discover the deep , dark crane secrets . hank : i can see what he 's so afraid of . luis : yeah , i got him now . oh , i ca n't wait to show everyone these cd 's at the founders ' day dance . [ noise ] luis : you expecting someone ? hank : not at this time of night . luis : ah ! [ scene_break ] charity : i wonder what happened to kay . she looks drenched . i guess i wo n't bother miguel now . miguel : whoa . kay , what the heck happened ? you -- you look and smell awful . kay : yeah , i know , but i have the best news . i 'm just going to take a shower really fast , and i 'll tell you everything . miguel : all right . tabitha : good grief , kay . oh , you smell worse than usual ! whatever happened to you ? kay : i 'll tell you everything in a minute . but it 's great news ! miguel : did you see her ? she 's a mess . how could it be good news ? tabitha : oh . oh , no . oh -- oh , fluffy . oh , i meant to put her outside before kay came home . miguel : too late . kay : shoo ! fluffy , get away ! no ! get off of me ! [ scene_break ] sam : i ca n't tell you how nice it is to see you so happy . ivy : i ca n't tell you how nice it is to be this happy . i have n't felt this lighthearted since we were teenagers . sam : oh , i ca n't wait to take you to the dance . ivy : and i , for once in my life , ca n't wait to go . sam : yeah , i remember how upset you were when you saw grace and me at the dance . ivy : yeah . seeing you and grace dancing together , and you loving someone else -- it was like a knife in my heart . and i think alistair enjoyed my suffering . i think that 's why he always insisted that julian and i go to the dance -- although it certainly did n't matter to julian . he was always far too busy with one of his bimbos to worry about how i was feeling . sam : i 'm sorry you had to go through that . ivy : yeah . sam : but things are going to be different . i promise you this year 's founders ' day dance is going to be a night -- ivy : oh ! sam : that you 'll never forget . ivy : oh . [ scene_break ] sheridan : do n't hurt me ! it 's me ! luis : sheridan ? hank : sheridan , what the hell are you doing ? you could have been shot . sheridan : i 'm so sorry ! luis : no , no , no -- i 'm sorry i -- sheridan , i thought you were one of alistair 's henchmen coming to get the cd 's . you ok ? sheridan : yeah , yeah , i 'm -- i 'm fine . hank : look , we 're both just a little jumpy here , ok ? i 'll take a walk , let you two have some privacy . luis : oh , my god , sheridan , i 'm so glad that you came back to me . i 've got -- i 've got so much to explain to you . i mean , it 's going to be confusing , but it -- you 'll understand it all . sheridan : no , no , luis , i did n't come here to be with you . all right ? i came here to tell you that i 'm leaving harmony . i 'm going back to st. lisa 's with antonio . luis : no , sheridan , you are not leaving ! luis : sheridan , you ca n't be serious about leaving town . sheridan : luis , i came here to tell you as a courtesy , not to be manhandled ! luis : well , i 'm sorry , ok , but you ca n't leave , not now ! sheridan : yes , i can . and you ca n't force me to stay if i do n't want to ! luis : sheridan , i 'm telling you , i 'm going to prove it . all right , i 'm going to prove that your father brainwashed you into forgetting that you love me ! sheridan : you know , you keep saying that , but so far i have n't seen it , and i ca n't stand coming between you and antonio , and this pitting brother against brother just is not right ! this fighting is getting unbearable ! and one of you could wind up dead , and it 's going to be my fault ! luis : sheridan , this is not your fault , ok ? this is entirely your father 's fault . sheridan : luis , stop ! ok ? you keep saying that you have proof against my father , but so far you have n't been able to show me ! luis : yeah , well , i will ! would you -- come here . sheridan , look , i cracked another one of your father 's codes on these damn cd 's . look . now , this one proves that your father tried to kill us on those islands . sheridan : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] whitney : fox , i know theresa far too well , and i know she did n't think this through at all . fox : no , i agree . i agree . and my family 's vicious . you know , we have to protect her . they 're not going to let her slide on this one . whitney : oh , i know , and you know what ? i 'm happy to help her , but you and i need to work out a schedule between us , ok , where one of us is with her at all times . fox : yeah , ok . yeah , i 'm with you . you know , i do n't trust rebecca or gwen as far as i could throw them . you know , they 're definitely going to come up with something to blow theresa out of the water , i guarantee it . theresa : oh , guys , guys , i told you , i am totally fine , ok ? stop worrying about me , please . now , i appreciate you , you know , wanting to protect me , but you know what ? i 'm in the driver 's seat . now that i am pregnant with ethan and gwen 's baby , they ca n't do anything to me . [ scene_break ] gwen : i ca n't believe you are standing there defending theresa , saying she would never harm a child after all the horrendous things she 's done . ethan : i 'm not saying that . i 'm just saying that when she was pregnant with little ethan she was very conscientious about having a healthy pregnancy . gwen : oh , sure . i mean , she was having julian 's baby ! she saw a meal ticket for life . ethan : that 's not true . she did n't even want the baby because she hated julian so much , but she knew she had to protect the baby that she was carrying . she did n't drink , she did n't do drugs or smoke or anything while she was pregnant . gwen : she did n't drink , smoke , or do drugs before she was pregnant . does that make her a saint ? i mean , ethan , she tried to commit suicide , remember ? she tried to drown herself while she was pregnant . ethan : she was depressed , and she was pregnant by a man that she despised . she knows suicide is not the answer . she would never do it again . gwen : i ca n't believe that you are standing here and telling me with a straight face that theresa 's not crazy . ethan : honey , i 'm -- i 'm just saying that we would n't have to worry about her causing any harm to our fetus while she was carrying it . gwen : you 're right , we wo n't , because she wo n't be carrying our fetus . ethan : honey , look -- look , she loves little ethan with all her heart . she would do anything for him . there 's no way she 's going to take any chances with this pregnancy because it 's her only bargaining chip to get her son back . gwen : well , how dare she use my baby as her bargaining chip ! rebecca : gwen ? gwen , what 's going on ? why are you screaming ? gwen : ethan is standing here defending theresa again . ethan : no , i 'm not . and gwen wants to have theresa be forced to have an abortion . rebecca : well -- well , why would n't she want theresa to have an abortion ? any sane woman would . ethan : honey , i ca n't believe you really want this . gwen : why is this so hard for you to understand ? ethan : because we already lost a child ! we already lost one ! why do you want to kill our second child ? rebecca : oh , that is a horrible thing to say . ethan : well , it 's true . if gwen insists that theresa not carry this child and have an abortion , she 'd be killing our second child . are you sure that 's what you want to do ? gwen : do n't you dare make me out to be the bad guy . ethan : no . i 'm not saying you 're bad . i 'm saying you 're wrong . we ca n't just take the embryo out of theresa and implant it in someone else . so if we do n't allow her to carry this child , if we insist that she has an abortion , we kill our own fetus , our second child . gwen : ethan , do n't you know how much this is killing me ? ok , i 'm not stupid . i know what an abortion does . it took me a long time , ok , to come to terms with the fact that i would n't be able to carry a child . yes , i dreamed of being pregnant . i dreamed of having a baby grow inside me until i was able to hold that baby . but i finally , finally have accepted that i ca n't become pregnant , and i have finally , finally come around to accept the fact that our baby is going to grow and be nourished inside another woman 's body .. rebecca : life just is n't fair , is it , sweetheart ? gwen : it 's not fair , but -- but i 've accepted it , ok ? i 've accepted the fact that our baby is going to become attached to a stranger 's body ! i 'm willing to do that , ethan , as long as i have a baby to hold at the end , but this ? this is not ok ! i ca n't do it this way ! i ca n't watch theresa become heavy with my child , with my flesh and blood . i ca n't ! ethan , i ca n't do it , ok ? i would rather die . rebecca : ethan , how can you say no to her ? i mean , look at her . her heart is breaking in front of our very eyes . gwen : please -- please , ethan , i ca n't do it ! i ca n't do it . so if you 're not going to help me fight theresa , i 'm going to find a lawyer who will . rebecca : come on , sweetheart , i 'm going to take you home . this has been a horrifying day . gwen : ethan , please , please do n't let me down this time . [ scene_break ] ivy : oh . oh , i ca n't believe i 'm going to cry . sam : well , i hope they 're tears of happiness . ivy : oh , they are , sam . they are . charity : hi . ivy : oh . sam : hey , charity . ivy : hi , charity . we were just talking about going to the founders ' day dance . sam : i asked ivy to be my date , and she accepted . charity : congratulations . ivy : and what about you ? are you going ? charity : no , i do n't think so . ivy : well , why not ? did n't you talk to miguel ? did n't you ask him ? charity : no . he 's busy with maria and kay . i kind of doubt he has time or money to go , so -- ivy : well , you 'll never know unless you ask him , now , will you ? charity : i guess not , no . sam : i 'll make some iced tea , you know . ivy : oh , sam , let me . i mean , even i ca n't mess up iced tea . sam : ok . i have some paperwork upstairs . i 'll be down in a few minutes . charity : well , i 'm going to go work on some sketches for rebecca 's designer friend . ivy : charity , why do n't you go over and talk to miguel and ask him to go to the dance ? charity : you know what ? now 's not really a good time . kay just got home from work . i mean , i 'm sure he 's busy with her or maria or something . ivy : well , it 's all the more reason for you to go over there right now and ask him before kay does . you know he loves you , not kay . so get over there and ask him to the dance . you 're not going to be happy until you do . charity : you know what ? you 're right . i 'll give it a -- give it a shot . [ scene_break ] tabitha : maria 's down for her nap now , thank goodness . miguel : thanks , tabitha . i could really use some quiet time . tabitha : hmm . i know . it 's amazing how much time these modern - day little creatures consume , is n't it ? well , it 's one thing if you 're 20-something , but at my age , it 's a gigantic commitment . mommy - and - me groups , walks in the park so they get lots of fresh air , stimulating all the neurons with mozart , etc . i can tell you it was nothing like this back in salem . miguel : salem ? i thought you always lived in harmony , tabitha . tabitha : oh , yes , yes . well , i have . that must have been something i read in one of those old child - rearing books , i suppose . tabitha : endora , you must stop showing off your powers to these mortals . one of these days , you 're going to get us into a terrible pickle ! kay : ok , tabitha , i know that fluffy 's your pet , but she attacks me every night . i mean , ca n't you do something ? tabitha : hmm -- i 'm sorry , dear . i have no power whatsoever over fluffy , never have had . and as long as you come home smelling like fish , you can be sure that fluffy is going to be here to greet you . [ tabitha chuckles ] kay : well , tonight not even fluffy can put a damper on my fabulous news . miguel : what 's the news ? kay : i won two tickets to the founders ' day dance ! now we can go ! is n't that amazing ? miguel : yeah , yeah , that 's -- that 's great . how 'd you win the tickets ? kay : oh , well , there was a raffle at the cannery , and i won ! these tickets -- they 're worth 100 bucks a piece . tabitha : oh , that 's so lucky kay ! that 's just exactly what you two need -- a night out on the town . miguel : you know , i 'm really happy for you , kay , but maybe you should find someone else to go with you to the dance . kay : someone else ? but -- but i do n't want to go with anybody else . i only want to go with you . miguel : yeah , but we talked about this , kay , you know . i do n't even have money to pay a babysitter . tabitha : well , why would you have to pay a babysitter when you have me ? kay : see ? tabitha 's offering to baby - sit . come on . you have to go ! i have dreamed of going to the founders ' day dance with you ever since i can remember . and you have no idea what i had to go through to get these tickets . tabitha : did it have anything to do with the condition you appeared in tonight ? kay : yes . tabitha : oh , god . kay : i had to dive into a disgusting vat of fish and fish guts to get these tickets . so you have to go . miguel : you dove into a vat of fish guts ? kay : yes ! tabitha : oh , well , that is beyond the call of duty . kay : yeah , well , i would do it again if it meant going to the dance with you . miguel : ok . i 'll be your date to the founders ' day dance . kay : you will ? miguel : yeah . i mean , how could i say no after what you went through to get the tickets ? kay : oh , thank you so much . thank you . tabitha : oh , well , this calls for a celebration . kay : yes ! tabitha : here we are . kay : to our big night out on the town . miguel : to our big night . charity : hey . what are we celebrating ? kay : miguel and i are going to the founders ' day dance . is n't that great ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : luis , are these really my father 's files ? luis : yeah , i swear it on my mother 's life . sheridan : but this means that -- luis : it means your father and brother wanted to kill you . sheridan : huh . luis : hell , they wanted to kill me , too , but i was n't on the boat when it blew . sheridan : and this proves it ? luis : sheridan , why else would they have all this information ? where and when our boat was coming and going and -- sheridan , look at this . how to build a bomb . look , i know that this hurts , alright ? but i suspected this all along . sheridan : oh , god -- luis : sheridan -- sheridan : i 'm sorry , this -- this just takes it to a whole new level of reality . luis : sheridan , i 'm really sorry . sheridan : why do they hate me so much ? why do they want to kill me ? luis : sheridan , look -- sit . it 's not that they hate you , not that they hate you as much as they 're scared that they 're going to end up together . sheridan : but why ? luis : because , sheridan , they figure if we 're together i 'm going to be close to the family secrets and expose them all to the world . it did n't matter . i 'm going to do it anyway . i told you that i was going to prove it , and i will . sheridan , it is only a matter of time before i decode another one of those cd 's and find out that alistair had dr. ackland brainwash you into thinking that you love antonio . sheridan , come on , you only think that you love antonio . but you really love me . ok , so you ca n't go to st. lisa 's now , not when i 'm so close . sheridan : i do n't know , luis . i 'm sorry , but i -- i just need to think , all right ? i -- i need some time and i -- i need some space . luis : sher -- sheridan , wait ! sheridan ! sheridan , please -- sheridan . i say life experience helps you grow . [ scene_break ] kay : so , what can we do for you , charity ? charity : nothing . i just saw you coming home from my window . are you all right ? kay : yeah . why would n't i be all right ? charity : i do n't know . you looked kind of upset , and you were all wet , so i guess i was just checking to see if you were ok . kay : i 'm fine . it was just fish guts . nothing to get all broken up about . so you want to join us in our celebration ? charity : no . thank you . i 'm going to be going now . miguel : charity , wait . why do n't you just stay for a while ? charity : ca n't . got to go . miguel : charity -- tabitha : what are you waiting for ? go cheer him up . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] sam : luis . luis : hey . sam , i got something big , and i need a favor . sam : what 's going on ? luis : well , you know that i 've been working to decode alistair 's cd 's . sam : yeah , hank told me you cracked the c.d . that showed all of alistair 's financial dealings . luis : that 's right , and now i have proof that alistair and julian were responsible for our boat blowing up in bermuda . now , sam , they were trying to kill me and sheridan , ok ? and i 'm telling you , that 's just the beginning . [ scene_break ] antonio : sheridan ? sheridan : yeah . it 's me . antonio : what are you doing up ? why are you dressed ? are you going somewhere ? sheridan : i -- no . i -- i just came back antonio : from where ? sheridan : from seeing luis . antonio : what ? sheridan : i went to go tell him that we were leaving harmony and to ask him not to follow us . antonio : oh , sheridan , i wish you had n't done that . sheridan : well , i 'm glad that i did . you know , luis was able to show me some things that really opened up my eyes . antonio : like what ? sheridan : well , he 's been working on the cd - roms that he found in my father 's office . and he showed me something , something that probably proves that my father and my brother were behind the boat that exploded that i was on that almost killed me . it showed details about the boat , where it was going , when . there were also details about how to make a bomb . antonio : sheridan -- sheridan : why would my father have that kind of information if he did n't intend on killing me ? [ antonio sighs ] antonio : you ca n't believe it , ok ? sheridan : it 's just horrible to have your own father plotting to kill you . luis says that this is only the beginning . he said that he also has proof that father and dr. ackland brainwashed me into believing that i do n't love luis anymore , but that i really do . antonio : sheridan , that is a lie ! you love me , not luis ! [ scene_break ] ivy : oh how did it go with miguel ? did he say yes ? charity : no . ivy : what ? what did he say ? i mean , you did ask him to go to the dance , did n't you ? charity : i did n't even get the chance . looks like he 's already going -- with kay , so i 'm too late . ivy : oh , honey , i am so sorry . charity : yeah , me , too . ivy : look , i know how hurt you must be by this . i know how hurt i would be , but do n't give up on it , charity , because if sam and i can find happiness together after everything we 've been through , then -- well , there 's just got to be hope for you and miguel . charity : i 'm not so sure about that . [ scene_break ] luis : sam , i 'm telling you , i 've got the goods on alistair ! and i want to expose him for everyone to see at the founders ' day dance . sam : at the dance ? luis , how are you going to do that ? luis : sam , they 've got those tv monitors set up for all the arriving guests . sam : i know that . luis : all right ? i 'll play the cd 's for everyone to see . now , sam , come on . all i need from you is every cop that you can spare to arrest alistair and julian . you might even want to bring the feds in on this . sam : look , but make sure you have everything documented in black and white . now , you know how slippery the cranes can be . you know , and make sure you have them dead to rights before you try exposing them to the media ! luis : do n't worry , sam . like i said , i have the goods , all right ? there are at least a dozen violations that they can be arrested on . but most importantly , i can finally prove to sheridan that her father had her brainwashed to forget about me . well , by the end of that founders ' day dance , alistair and julian will be behind bars and -- well , sheridan will be back where she belongs -- with me . [ scene_break ] sheridan : antonio , i saw one of the cd 's on the computer with my own eyes , all right ? my father was behind that boat explosion . he tried to kill me ! antonio : no . no , he did n't . luis dummied up those cd 's . all he 's doing is trying to convince you of something that is not real , it 's not truthful . sheridan : well , it looked real to me . and luis said that there 's more . all right ? he swears that there is proof that my father had dr. ackland brainwash me to thinking that i do n't love luis anymore . antonio : sheridan , that 's crazy . you know what that sounds like ? that sounds like some kind of science fiction . that just is n't possible . sheridan : i know it sounds crazy ! and i 'm scared , too ! i just do n't know what to think anymore . antonio : ok , ok , ok . look , just think about what 's in your heart , ok ? you love me , do n't you ? sheridan : yes , but i -- antonio : no , no buts . luis is desperate , ok ? he 's grasping at straws right now . there is nothing to prove that you and i are not meant to be together , that we 're not meant to be together for the rest of our lives . nothing . [ scene_break ] rebecca : oh , there is no way we are going to let that tramp have your baby , end of story . gwen : it 's not going to happen . i 'm going to stop her if it 's the last thing i do . rebecca : yeah , well , do n't you worry . i 'm going to talk to judge reilly and make sure he sees things our way . gwen : i 'm going to get my baby back from theresa if i have to cut it out myself . [ scene_break ] theresa : it wo n't be long now before little ethan is back in my arms where he belongs . fox : theresa , i really wish you would n't count your chickens before they hatch -- pardon the pun . whitney : theresa , honey , you know how diabolical rebecca and gwen can be once their backs are against the wall , right ? theresa : i know , but i told you , what can they do to me ? [ knock on door ] whitney : oh . ethan : is theresa here ? whitney : yeah , she 's -- she 's in the living room . theresa : ethan , if you 've come here to get me to change my mind , you 're wasting your time . ethan : i did n't come here to try to make you change your mind . i came here to give you this . theresa : and what is it ? ethan : just read it , theresa . theresa : oh , no , no -- no , they ca n't do this . fox : they ca n't do what ? what are they doing ? theresa : ethan and gwen are going to take me to court . they 're going to try to force me to have an abortion . [ next_on ] sam : i need to talk to both you and your son about your arrest . julian : we 're going down . sheridan : you tried to kill me , your own daughter ! gwen : you are never going to give birth to our child ! i will see you in hell first !
although fox and whitney try to reason with theresa , she is not giving up her plan to carry ethan and gwen 's baby to term . gwen begs ethan to force theresa to get an abortion and they argue about the termination of their child . ethan delivers a court order to theresa and it is to force her to court , to have an abortion . ivy talks charity into asking miguel to the founder 's day dance , but kay has already asked and miguel agreed to go with her , since she dove into a vat of fish parts to get the tickets .
spike : what the hell -- sam : i warned you , punk . now you 're finished . spike : what do you know . if it is n't chief bennett himself . jessica : daddy ? sam : jessica ? jessica : what 's the matter , daddy ? you look surprised . sam : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] luis : it 's ok , sweetheart . you were just having a bad dream . sheridan : no , luis , it was n't a dream . i wish to god it was . but i 've lost marty . i 've lost my son . mrs. wallace : but if it was n't you that changed those d.n.a . tests , then who was it ? beth : it does n't make sense . the woman who analyzed the d.n.a . samples was a personal friend of sheridan 's . you must have had something to do with it . alistair : well , i can understand why you both see it that way , but i 'm absolutely innocent this time . i was taking care of another situation involving an erstwhile wife . beth : then how on earth could the results prove that marty 's my son when he 's not ? [ scene_break ] gwen : life as i know it is over . ethan : no , it 's not . i will never let it get that far . gwen : how can you stop it ? ethan : well , for one , i 'm going to convince the court that you were under extreme , emotional duress at the time of the attack and when you took jane . gwen , my god , there 's not a jury or a judge in the world that 's going to prosecute you when they hear how you lost sarah , how you lost the baby that theresa was carrying for you , and , the final straw , you lost little jane . ashley . i 'm sorry . gwen : listen , you do n't need to humor me anymore , ok ? i know that her name is jane , that you and theresa are her real parents . ethan : well , i 'm sorry for my part in all this , you know . gwen : you know what , let 's just not even talk about this anymore . ethan : ok . but i do want you to know one thing -- i 'm going to spend the rest of my life making it up to you , and we 're also going to have that family that you 've dreamed of for so long . gwen : ethan , i ca n't have any more children . ethan : well , we 're going to find a way . i promise you that . [ scene_break ] fox : you 're adopting my son ? chad : not so loud , man . you 'll wake him up . whitney : no . no , this ca n't be happening . eve : there 's got to be some mistake . julian : there must be . i mean , chad 's single . he 's not suitable to be a parent . babies need both a mother and a father . t.c . : for the first time in my life , julian , i agree with you . there 's no way in hell that this hoodlum is going to take custody of my grandson . i wo n't have it . liz : we should 've been granted custody of the baby . eve : surely , julian and i would 've been granted custody . fox : wait a second . hold a second . i think we 're all overreacting here , right ? just because chad walks in with the baby does n't mean he 's adopting him . i 'm sure he 's just trying to support whitney , right ? thanks for bringing him . i 'll take him from here , chad , thanks . fox : come on , man , let me hold him . here we go . wow . hey . hey , you . it 's me , your daddy . [ baby fusses ] fox : yes , i know . i know . i 'm sorry i was n't here for your big debut . i know there 's been a lot of crazy stuff going on in your short little life so far , but you heard it here first , all right -- i 'm going to make it all up to you , starting right now . you and i are going to be some kind of team . eve : how can you let this go on ? fox is out there falling in love with a baby that 's not even his . whitney : yes , i can see that for myself , thank you . eve : `` see `` ? what can you see ? you have n't even looked into your own baby 's face . whitney : god , mom , this is hard enough , ok ? do n't make it any harder than it already is . eve : look , i want you to do the same thing that i have always wanted you to do , honey . just do the right thing , please ? i know it 's hard , but you 've got to start somewhere . so go out there , take that baby in your arms , and look him in the face , please . whitney : no , mom , i ca n't do that . i ca n't because if i look at him and if i hold him , if i touch him , i 'm not going to want to be able to give him up , so i ca n't . eve : yes , i know , honey . that 's exactly the point . i saw your reaction when you just got a little whiff of his scent . like it or not , inconvenient or not , he is your son . you ca n't turn your back on him now . please , whitney , if you give up this baby , you 're going to regret it for the rest of your life ! please . whitney : no , mom , i 'm not . i 'm not because i 'm doing the right thing . because my son deserves better than what i 've given him so far , which is a half brother for a father ? no , this is the best chance for him to have a normal life . i 'm not going to regret sparing him that fact , mom . i 'm not . where are they ? where are the adoptive parents ? harriet : the adoptive parents -- fox : just let it go , whitney . because i do n't care who she promised him to . i 'm here now . let me tell you something , i do n't care if i 'm five minutes too late or if i was five hours too late . he 's my son and i want to keep him . whitney : look , mrs. wellesley , whoever adopted the baby , can they just come pick him up tonight , right now ? fox : no , no , i 'm not going to let you do this . you 're not taking him . whitney , i wo n't let you do this . no one 's taking my son from me . [ scene_break ] sam : you lowlife bastard . spike : hey , what 's the problem ? i think your daughter 's cute . roy : no , chief , no , do n't ! sam : that 's my daughter he was having sex with ! roy : yeah , i know ! sam : honey , what are you doing here ? i thought you were home in bed . spike : well , she is in bed , so you were half right . roy : no , hey , hey ! easy ! [ jessica screams ] roy : chill out ! this guy will scream `` police brutality `` if you give him half a chance ! sam : why , jessica ? why ? jessica : why what ? daddy , this is my boyfriend , spike . spike , this is my dad . spike : we could make our own movie -- `` meet the coppers . `` sam : what did you give her ? what is she high on ? spike : i did n't give her anything . sam : you -- spike : do n't hurt me , man . sam : jessica , honey -- sweetheart , what did he give you , huh ? what kind of drugs did he give you , huh ? what did the pills look like ? jessica : no pills . sam : honey -- my god , your eyes are really dilated . i know he gave you something . jessica : oh , you mean the smiley - face candy ? that 's all i had . sam : damn it , i knew it . it 's those hallucinogenic stickers . how much did you -- how much did you give her ? spike : hey , i did n't push anything on your little girl that she did n't want -- and believe me , she wanted a lot . oh , hey , hey , hey , officer , and just for the record , this was n't the first time that we got it on back here . this is your daughter 's second visit here to see me tonight . she just ca n't enough of me . [ scene_break ] luis : why do n't you try and go back to sleep , ok ? i 'll be right here right next to you . sheridan : no , luis , i know you have a lot of paperwork to catch up on , especially now that you 're a detective . luis : well , i can do it tomorrow . sheridan : i know that you 're already behind because of me , and i do n't want to be a negative influence on your life . luis : are you kidding me ? you 're the best thing that 's ever happened to me , honey . sheridan : thank you . please , luis , i 'll feel much better if i know you 're doing what you 're supposed to be doing . i 'll sleep better . luis : are you sure ? sheridan : mm - hmm . luis : all right . but i 'll be right out there if you need me . you call me if you need anything , ok ? sheridan : i will . luis : ok . sheridan : thank you . [ sheridan sighs ] sheridan : this is pointless . i 'm not going to be able to go back to sleep . i need some fresh air . but if i go out the front , luis will stop working and he 'll want to come with me . sheridan : i will be back before he even knows i 'm gone . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : oh , one of you is lying -- more likely both of you . yep , yep , yep . it 's probably the both of you are in cahoots over this d.n.a . fix . mm- hmm . beth : mother , i told you i had nothing to do with how those results came out . i was as surprised as you were when that woman read that i was marty 's real mother . alistair : i wish i was there . delightful change . mrs. wallace : `` delightful `` ? an abomination of everything that is holy and that is good ! and you , missy , you must have done something to change those d.n.a . results . how could people declare then that you were marty 's rightful mother when we all know that sheridan is his mommy ? beth : it beats me . look , all i know is that sheridan 's going to have shut her yap about who marty 's mother is , and if she keeps hounding me , they 're going to put her away for good . alistair : amen to that . mrs. wallace : monster . sheridan is your daughter ! beth : you know , that is rich coming from you , mother . you 've never shown a maternal streak towards me in your life . mrs. wallace : well , that 's because , missy , you happen to be the spawn of the devil himself ! beth : mother , shut up ! just shut up . alistair : let 's not argue . we 've all gotten some good news tonight , so -- beth , would you get me a refill , please ? beth : oh , well , i 'm pretty sure we 're out of gin . vodka ok ? alistair : yeah , fine . that 's fine , fine . that way we can toast to the fact that i do n't have to accept another bastard grandson who 's going to be sticking his hand out trying to grab his share of the crane fortune . beth : look , if you 're talking about my marty , i may not be married to his father , but i 'm not going to have you come into my house and call him names . alistair : well , you know , i do appreciate your feisty spirit , beth , but we disagree on the merits of the father . being half lopez and fitzgerald is not an asset in my book . thank you . beth : i do n't care what you think about him . he 's perfect to me . alistair : yeah , well , whatever , whatever . just as long as sheridan does n't obtain proof that the child is hers , then i have no complaints . mrs. wallace : oh , there has got to be a logical explanation why those d.n.a . results turned out so wrong . `` it 's easier to disprove paternity or maternity than to prove it . `` hmm . [ alistair laughs ] alistair : well , i should be going . mrs. wallace : no , no , no . so soon , al ? wait a minute , wait a minute . i thought you said that you were n't married . alistair : i thought you said you knew better . mrs. wallace : boo - hoo , i do . alistair : boo - hoo . mrs. wallace : and what your wife does n't know wo n't hurt her , right ? alistair : hmm . mrs. wallace : besides , a girl like me deserves a good time every once in a blue moon . come on . alistair : one would imagine you 've had much more than your share . mrs. wallace : that 's not nice , al . you know , the truth be told , i have n't been with anybody in weeks . hmm . actually , that 's months . you know what ? you are the first in , gee -- gee , i ca n't remember how long . huh . alistair : i 'm flattered . mrs. wallace : well , you should be . because i 'm very , very choosy , hmm ? you know something -- alistair : hmm ? mrs. wallace : all i know about you is your first name . so what does `` al `` stand for , huh ? `` albert `` ? ugh , no . `` alan `` ? hmm . i know , i got it . `` alexander the great . `` alistair : hmm . well , actually -- mrs. wallace : mm - hmm ? alistair : i do n't have to be anywhere just yet . mrs. wallace : yay . alistair : i agree with you . mrs. wallace : hmm ? alistair : the night is still young . mrs. wallace : yay ! alistair : to a young woman of remarkable spirit . hats off to you , beth . beth : oh , thank you , alistair . coming from you , that 's a supreme compliment . mrs. wallace : oh , are they two peas in a pod . merciful angels , there is not a doubt in my mind that is alistair is beth 's father . [ scene_break ] [ jessica screams ] roy : chief bennett , no ! jessica : stop ! no ! sam : you 're going down , punk ! you 're going down ! roy : you ca n't do this , sir ! you ca n't work it out this way ! sam : that 's my daughter ! roy : i know , sir , but you got to calm down . he will drag you through the mud until there is n't anything left . that 's the kind of slime that he is . sam : damn it . so help me , god , you are going to pay for this ! spike : hey , why do n't you get a life , officer . like i told you , this is as much your daughter 's idea as it was mine . nobody twisted her arm . right , baby ? roy : no ! spike : hey , just trying to set the record straight . matter of fact , when i first saw your daughter i told her to get lost , but she kept after me about how bad she wanted to hang out in my club and , what can i tell you , she just wore me down . and personally , i did n't want to get involved , but she had the hots for me and , you know , she just would n't take no for an answer . the gal 's a real spitfire , you know ? roy : you can not do this ! you want to get this creep off the street , we 've got to do this by the book . sam : forget the book ! i want him dead ! spike : all right , all right , y ' all heard that , right ? harmony 's chief of police just threatened my life . you 're all going to be my witnesses when i bring charges of police brutality . sam : you wo n't bring any charges when you are six feet under . [ scene_break ] chad : just give the baby to mrs. wellesley . fox : why , so she can give him up to some stranger ? forget it , he 's my son and i 'm keeping him . whitney : not anymore , fox , not since i signed the adoption papers . fox : you signed the adoption papers , whitney , not me . i 'm not going to validate your mistake . besides , i 'm sure whoever these people are who came to get my son are going to realize that it wo n't do anybody any good to take a baby away from his father who loves him so much and wants him as much as i do . eve : this is just too cruel to wrench that baby away from fox when he thinks that it 's his . julian : do you think it would be any easier for him if he knew that chad was the father ? eve : oh , god , i do n't know which would crush him more . julian : it 's like watching a train wreck about to happen and not being able to stop it . i 've got to do something . eve : no , wait now . you said that you would n't divulge the baby 's true paternity , and i promised whitney that you would not say anything to chad or to fox . julian : they 're my sons . eve : i know . i know , but you swore to me that you would n't say anything unless -- unless you were asked point - blank . t.c . : he 's so small . my grandson is so small . liz : he is beautiful , t.c . t.c . : he looks just like whitney and simone at the same time . fox : yeah , but he 's got the crane chin . t.c . : yeah , well , i do n't see anything crane about him . he 's a russell . he 's a russell through and through . now , this boy belongs with liz and me . harriet : that 's it . i 'm going to get mr. newton . he 'll know what to do . t.c . : this boy deserves to be raised in an african american home . fox : says who ? he 's my son . he 's half white . t.c . : well , it would n't be a problem if the half white was n't a crane . your family has a history of racism . fox : do n't listen to him . that 's my grandfather , not me . t.c . : same name , same genes . there 's no way in hell that i 'm going to let my ex - wife and julian crane get their hands on my grandson . eve has proven time and time again that she is not fit to be a parent . eve : hey , that 's not fair , t.c . i 've paid for my mistakes . i would be a loving , caring mother to my grandson . t.c . : well , it 's not going to happen . now , give him to me . fox : no . t.c . : damn it , he is my grandbaby . fox : well , he 's my son . if anybody has a right to him , it 's me . t.c . : i do n't care . give him to me ! fox : no . no , no , no . eve : just be careful . chad : all of you just stop it , ok ? you 're going to scare him . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan ? sheridan , where are you ? oh , my god . sheridan ? sheridan : gwen . you 're home ! gwen : oh , my god , sheridan , i am so happy to see you . oh , my god . sheridan : are you all right ? where have you been ? i was so afraid i would never see you again . gwen : i do n't know why after what i did to you . sheridan , please know i was completely out of my mind when i attacked you . sheridan : no , i know that , and i knew that at the time after everything that you have been through . but where have you been ? where 's the baby ? gwen : it 's a really long story , but she 's back with theresa . sheridan : i 'm sure she 's relieved . gwen : yeah , i guess so . sheridan : i 'm not taking sides . i hope that you do know that . gwen : it 's all right . listen , i know now that -- that it 's theresa 's baby , theresa 's with ethan , but i swear at the time i really and truly thought that she was mine . sheridan : i know how painful it had to have been for you after losing your baby . i know that feeling . you know , when reality 's just too difficult to deal with , your mind just kind of finds a happy place to go to . but you still have n't told me , where did you go to after that plane took off ? gwen : sheridan , i was with your mother on the crane property in europe . sheridan : you were with my mother ? gwen : i ca n't believe no one told you . sheridan : wait a minute , you were with her this entire time ? gwen : yeah . and listen , i know that you two have had some problems in the past , but please believe me your mother -- she loves you very , very much . sheridan : no , i know that . i mean , she left a note with martin saying that i was one of the reasons that she left . i just feel so badly that i did n't get to say goodbye to her . do you have an address ? i want to write her . gwen : you do n't have to do that . sheridan : no , i really do . i want to do it . i want her to know that i understand why she did what she did . gwen : sheridan , she is here . she came home with me . sheridan : what ? gwen : yeah . sheridan : she 's here in harmony ? where ? gwen : she is in harmony , but i do n't know where exactly . sheridan : why did she come back ? gwen : you know , i 'm going to let her fill you in with all the details , ok ? the only thing i 'm going to say is that what alistair had planned for her was horrendous . he was going to keep her there as his slave and his prisoner and he had no intention of letting her go . sheridan : god . how did she ever get away ? gwen : well , fox and ethan -- and , of course , theresa . i mean , they rescued us . i 'm sure there 's going to be some fallout from alistair , but as of yet , i have n't seen or heard from him . but i do n't really think it matters much form me , sheridan . i am looking at ending the rest of my life in jail . sheridan : i do n't understand . i thought the charges against you were dropped . gwen : well , they were , but theresa had the old ones reinstated , and then she pressed new charges when we got back . i mean , she 'll do anything to get me out of the picture sheridan : is n't it enough that she got her baby back ? gwen : yeah , one would think so , right ? sheridan : wait , this is so unfair . i mean , you have been through hell and back . i 'm sure if the roles were reversed , she would expect compassion from you . gwen : yes , but she is -- she 's just not seeing it that way , you know ? theresa -- that girl just wants everything and , let me tell you , she is absolutely furious that ethan chose me instead of running away with her . sheridan : i 'm happy about that , at least . gwen : yeah . sheridan : ethan will find a way to keep you from going to jail . gwen : honey , if he can . sheridan : of course he can . i mean , he 's the best attorney around . he loves you . he 'll get you out of this mess , and luis and i will do everything in our power to help you . gwen : thank you . i really appreciate that . you know , all i want to do is put this huge , ugly mess behind me and move on . at the time , i wanted more than anything in the world for ashley to be mine and not theresa 's . sheridan : i know that feeling . gwen : what about you ? are you still feeling that marty is your baby ? sheridan : actually , i had a d.n.a . test run on him tonight . gwen : you did ? well , what did it say ? sheridan : um -- that beth 's d.n.a . matched marty 's . gwen , i do n't know what i 'm going to do now . gwen : oh , sweetheart . [ scene_break ] beth : i do n't know why mother cares so much about how the d.n.a . results came out . personally , i chalk it up to good karma . alistair : no , it 's got nothing to do with karma . you know , you and i are pretty much alike . beth : you really think so ? alistair : yes , i do think so . i mean , you 're much stronger than i gave you credit for . beth : thank you . alistair : you 're welcome . you know , people like us do n't depend on karma , luck , or other people 's mistakes , i mean , only because we are superior . superior in a way that we do n't let the little things get in our way for what we want and what we deserve . beth : exactly . that 's why i refuse to feel guilty for what i did , because that 's what mother always wants me to do . alistair : i do n't understand . i mean , you certainly do n't get any strength from her . no , not from her . beth : no . well , i do n't know who because i sure do n't know who my real father is . alistair : really ? beth : oh , the man my mother passed off as my father was n't , so who knows . i do n't even think she has a clue . alistair : well , here 's to your father , whoever he may be . beth : ok . mrs. wallace : al , you are a hunka - hunka burning love . oh , my goodness . i wish we 'd used protection . alistair : hey , do n't worry about it . if you get knocked up , just get rid of it . no muss , no fuss . mrs. wallace : hmm . god , look at those two , smug as two beetle bugs . wonder if they 'll still be smiling when they find out that they are father and daughter . [ scene_break ] spike : i hope you 're getting all this , because i wonder how a jury would feel if they were to hear what their big civil servant thinks of the law . sam : i 'm not afraid of you . spike : oh , you should be , because even your daughter likes me more than she likes you . sam : she 's high on drugs . she does n't know what she thinks of anything or anyone right now . spike : is n't that true , jessica , huh ? did n't you tell me that your father 's always too busy for you ? at least i pay some attention to your daughter . what 's your excuse for not being there for her ? sam : that 's none of your damn business . spike : sometimes it 's work . usually it 's that they 're so busy with their own love lives that they forget that their little girls are growing up . you know , i really ought to thank you because you 're the kind of father that sends me the bulk of my female business . sam : after tonight , you wo n't have a business because i 'm shutting you down ! spike : are you sure about that , chief ? because you shut me down , you 're going to have to bust everyone in here , including your little daughter here . i can just imagine tomorrow 's headlines -- `` police chief raids club , arrests own daughter . `` not to mention the fact that your daughter will have to carry around a police record for the rest of her life . now , you sure you want to shut me down , officer cop - man ? [ scene_break ] gwen : i was so sure that marty was your baby . sheridan : well , i know that you 've been suspicious of beth for months now . gwen : yeah , i mean , because she reminds me of theresa . i mean , she seems to me to be the kind of person who will do anything to get what she wants . sheridan : she did n't have to tonight . the d.n.a . tests proved that she is marty 's biological mother , and there is nothing left for me to do . gwen : you still do n't buy that , though , do you ? sheridan : how can you argue with technology ? gwen : i do n't know , but i would trust my heart over those other things , you know ? but listen , at least you and luis can have another baby . i ca n't have the baby that ethan and i want so badly . sheridan : there has to be a way . gwen : the doctors all agree i ca n't have children . i 'm lucky at this point to still have ethan . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] luis : hey . ethan : luis , hey . luis : have you seen sheridan ? ethan : yeah , yeah , yeah . calm down . she 's in the living room with gwen . luis : oh , really ? ethan : yeah . luis : that 's good . i was worried about her . ethan : what happened ? luis : she -- she 's just obsessed with this idea that marty 's her child . ethan : i thought she let go of that . luis : no , she has n't . yeah , in fact , she subjected beth to a d.n.a . test tonight . sheridan thought it would prove that marty was her child , but instead it backfired , and now there is no doubt in the world that marty is beth 's son . [ scene_break ] beth : here 's to me and my son . alistair : here 's to you and your son and a rosy future . beth : you know , alistair , i like you a lot better now than as charlie . alistair : oh , i 'm becoming very fond of you , too , beth . mrs. wallace : `` i 'm becoming very fond of you , too . `` that 's it . that is it . if beth is alistair 's daughter , that makes sheridan and beth sisters . no wonder the d.n.a . matched up . beth is little marty 's auntie ! [ scene_break ] chad : all of you just stop it , all right ? you 're going to upset the baby . eve : i did n't mean to . t.c . : you never mean to . chad : here , let me have him . fox : what are you doing here , huh ? do n't you have someplace to be ? whitney : will you stop it , please ? this fighting is n't helping anything . george : all right , everyone , i 'm george newton . i 'm co - director of this agency . now , you have all upset harriet very much , and it ends now . t.c . : wait a minute , she 's upset ? george : give me the baby . fox : i -- george : i do n't want to have to call the authorities . fox : ok . whitney : thank you , fox . but this is crazy . i mean , the adoption is final , and no amount of fighting is going to change that , ok ? t.c . : sweetheart , i think you 're making a big mistake here . eve : so do i . whitney : look , i know how you all feel . i know that each one of you is angry with me . i just hope that someday you can understand that i 've done this for the baby . chad : i 'll take the baby now . whitney : hey , chad , did n't you hear what i just said ? let the baby be . let him give him to the new adoptive parents . you know , maybe i should just meet them just one time , just to make sure that everything is ok , but i promise i 'll never bother them again , ok ? where are they ? george : here 's your baby . chad : thanks . whitney : chad ? fox : over my dead body . [ scene_break ] spike : so what 's it going to be , lawman ? you going to close me down and haul in your baby girl along with the rest of my customers , or are you going to be a reasonable man and look the other way ? and do n't think that you can just arrest me , because i 'll insist that you bring in everyone who 's in my joint tonight , and your daughter 's name will be at the top of the list . roy : i 'd know what i 'd do if it is was my daughter . sam : i 'll never look the other way when it comes to you , but tonight you 're lucky . spike : you got that right . roy : let 's get your daughter home . sam : all right . come on , honey . let 's get you home . come on , baby . it 's ok . daddy 's right here , ok ? daddy 's going to take you home . ok . it 's ok . come on . sam : you ever go near my daughter again and you 're a dead man . come on , sweetie . spike : he thinks he 's so slick . there 's no way i 'm staying away from his little girl . she 'll be back . they always are . [ scene_break ] luis : well , i 'm sorry that theresa 's brought new charges against gwen . ethan : yeah , that makes two of us . gwen 's been through enough at the hands of your sister . sheridan : luis ! luis : why did n't you tell me that you were going out ? sheridan : honey , i 'm so sorry . i did n't want to disturb you while you were working . i 'm just here catching up with gwen . luis : that 's ok . just glad you 're all right . gwen , good to see you out , safe and sound . gwen : thank you . for however long it lasts , right ? luis : you mean because of theresa ? gwen : yeah . look , i 'm not mad at you , you know ? you 're not like her , or else sheridan would n't love you so much . but , hey , what about you guys ? i mean , when are you two going to start trying to have another baby ? luis : that 's up to sheridan . gwen : well , i ca n't think of two people who deserve a baby more . sheridan : thank you . gwen : sorry , i 'm going to go upstairs . ethan : i 'm going to make things right for you , gwen . theresa 's not going to get away with what she 's taken from you . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : beth and sheridan are alistair 's daughters , so no wonder the d.n.a . was similar ! oh , that lab technician probably checked beth 's d.n.a . against marty 's and , once there was a match , just did n't do sheridan 's at all . oh , i have got to tell bethie . oh , no . where did that sodden father - daughter act get to now ? oh ! oh . alistair : a bottle of your best champagne , please . waiter : coming right up , sir . beth : champagne ? alistair : mm - hmm . beth : what 's the occasion ? alistair : you can actually ask that question after this big win you had tonight over sheridan ? beth : you really did n't have anything to do with fixing those d.n.a . results ? alistair : no , my hands are clean . although , i would have -- if i 'd known of your predicament , i would have done what i could . beth : why are you being so nice ? i mean , when you were posing as charlie , you could be downright nasty . alistair : oh , well , let 's not go there . we 're here right now , and that 's all that matters . beth : i guess . alistair : you guess ? although i must admit , i 'm rather miffed at you for not thanking me properly for my part in your getting marty . beth : oh . oh , thank you . alistair : well , i was thinking you can express your gratitude to me in a different fashion , except without words . beth : alistair -- alistair : no , no , i mean , i 've always had a soft spot in my heart for you , beth . it 's almost like i feel a bond . i do n't know why , except that you are a very attractive young woman . beth : yeah , but you know how i feel about luis , so -- alistair : yes , you and my idiot daughter . i just do n't understand why you would want to waste your youth and your beauty on a man who 's not interested in you . and even if he was , he would n't be able to offer you anything . beth : well , what -- what are you suggesting ? alistair : well , you know what i mean . i mean , you and i are like kindred spirits . we 're cut from the same cloth . i just wish that my blood relatives had one ounce of the strength and resolve that you possess . then the whole family would be better off . hmm ? [ scene_break ] fox : if you think you 're going to take my son , chad , you 're in for the battle of your life . whitney : wait , no , this ca n't be . this ca n't be happening . tell him that he ca n't adopt my son . george : i 'm sorry . chad : i 'm not . i adopted him fairly , legally , and ethically . this is my son now , and nobody -- i mean nobody -- is ever going to take him away from me . [ next_on ] beth : mother , get to the point . mrs. wallace : alistair crane is your father ! whitney : could chad and i really raise our baby together ? eve : whitney , chad knows . sheridan : i am your mother , marty , not beth .
fox holds the baby he thinks is his son and bonds with him , much to julian , eve , and whitney 's chagrin . eve tells her daughter it 's not fair to let him do that when the baby is n't his , but the only thing whitney does is tell him to give it back to the agency person . chad tries to get him to give the baby to him , but fox refuses to let anyone have him . the co - chairman of the agency finally tells him he has to give the baby to him , and then takes it to chad . the group is stunned to know chad has adopted the boy . sheridan is still trying to get used to the fact the dna test showed beth to be marty 's mother , and she takes a midnight stroll around the compound . ending up in the mansion , she is shocked to see her good friend gwen on the sofa . they catch up on each other 's news .
julian : yes , i see . really ? you 're sure ? all right , well , i want you to keep me informed . if i have any more instructions for you , i 'll contact you . eve : julian , is that crane security calling you back ? julian : yes . chad : did they find whitney ? julian : through their contacts at passport control , they found out that whitney entered italy . eve : italy ? julian : rome , to be exact . eve : what on earth would she be doing in rome ? simone : this is so strange . we were just about to leave for rome to look for the stolen paintings when whitney disappeared . paloma : this is getting stranger by the minute . [ scene_break ] tabitha : ah , this magical , maritime light show on the boat that miguel has stolen is giving me the heebie - jeebies , endora . i know you used your powers to force miguel to run off down to the wharf in the middle of the night , but i also know that you had nothing to do with these fireworks . but there they are . why did that silly kay have to follow him ? i fear the two of them are moving into murky and enchanted waters . but , damn it , it 's not our enchantment . [ scene_break ] fox : kay . kay , come back to me . kay ! kay , come back ! please do n't leave me ! fox : kay , come back ! i need you . fox : kay . please do n't leave me . [ scene_break ] kay : miguel , where do you think you 're going ? miguel : kay , what are you doing here ? kay : i followed you . i saw you leaving the house . i was worried about you . miguel : i 'm fine , ok ? i 'm fine . kay : no , you 're not ! you almost died tonight . you got hit in the head with that boom , you almost drowned . you know , you have been acting so strange since they found you on the beach . now you just want to go out in the ocean in the middle of the night ? whose boat is this ? miguel : i do n't know . kay : oh , great . now we 're boatnappers ? miguel : i hear you . i 'm coming . kay : what ? you hear who ? what is going on ? where are we going ? miguel : to find her , kay . kay : who ? charity ? miguel : no , the blond woman who saved me tonight . [ scene_break ] luis : hey . pilar : luis , where are you going , mijo ? luis : i 'm going to look for marty . pilar : what ? you just got back . luis : i know . we just got a great lead on beth , banking information that indicates that she 's in rome . pilar : in rome ? luis : yeah . hey , wish me luck , ok ? as soon as sheridan sees me with marty , she 's going to leave chris and come back to me . pilar : no , luis , no . you 're not leaving . you 're not leaving again to find marty . it 's too dangerous . luis : mama . [ scene_break ] theresa : come on , sheridan . wake up . ethan : you know what , we should call eve . theresa : i think she 's just fainted , so why do n't we just , you know , try to revive her ? [ sheridan moans ] theresa : come on . there she is , see ? ok , come on , talk to us , sheridan . ethan : sheridan ? theresa : come on . chris : oh , my god ! what happened ? is she all right ? ethan : she 's -- theresa : she fainted , chris . chris : because of the baby ? theresa : no , because of luis . chris : what happened to him ? theresa : he got some concrete information about where beth and marty are , and he went to go find them . chris : so , why would sheridan faint about that ? theresa : because she loves him , chris , and she 's worried that he could get killed while he 's searching for them . she fainted for fear of losing the love of her life . [ scene_break ] luis : mama , mama -- pilar : luis , luis , no -- luis : would you just let me go , please ? pilar : no , i 'm not going to let you go , luis . the last time you left looking for marty , you almost died . luis : mama , look , i do n't want to worry you , ok , but i have to go look for my son . i am not going to let him be raised by that freak beth . pilar : how on earth did you track them down anyway ? luis : look , ethan hacked into one of alistair 's computers . there was a bank account in rome that had been consistently funded , so there 's no doubt in my mind that that 's how beth is getting her money . ok , look , i got to go . pilar : no , luis , look -- please , mijo , just wait . why does n't theresa send some of the people from crane security ? luis : mama , are you kidding me ? she ca n't trust those people . you do n't know who 's on alistair 's secret payroll and who is n't . not to mention the fact that by hacking into the computer , it might have already alerted them . ok , look , that 's why i got to get to rome before beth figures out that we 're on to her and she takes off again , ok ? pilar : luis , just understand me , please . i do n't want to go to another one of your funerals , please . luis : mama , do n't worry , ok ? alistair is in a coma . there 's no way that he can hurt me anymore . pilar : no , luis , alistair was in a coma when chris and sheridan went to hawaii . and all three of you almost died . do not underestimate that man . he could be dead and reach out from beyond the grave and destroy our lives . luis : mama , please . you 're a little overwrought , ok ? why do n't you just sit down . pilar : no , ok , no . luis , no , i do n't want to sit down ! i want to just talk some sense into my thick - headed son . please , your life is precious to me . do n't risk it like this . luis : i am sorry . i 'm going , ok ? pilar : god , alistair 's evil has already taken antonio . i do n't want to lose another son . i wo n't . luis : ok . i love you . you know that . but i am going to get my son and there is nothing that you do to stop me , ok ? i 'm sorry . pilar : yes , there is . i know exactly what i 'm going to do to stop this madness . come with me . luis : mama . pilar : let 's go . [ scene_break ] sheridan : oh , what happened ? ethan : yeah , sheridan , you fainted . here , try to drink this , ok ? sheridan : the baby ? chris : now , how are you feeling ? are you hurt ? sheridan : no . everything seems ok . chris : good . sheridan : help me up . ethan : ok . come on . there you go . chris : take it easy . ethan : sit down . sheridan : where did you come from ? i do n't even remember what happened . is luis gone ? ethan : yeah . chris : you had me so worried . sheridan : i 'm ok now . chris : when was the last time you had something to eat ? sheridan : i do n't remember . theresa : sheridan , you 've got to take better care of yourself . you 're pregnant . sheridan : i know . ethan : well , then why do n't we go to the kitchen and get you something to eat -- juice , some tea , something . chris : yeah . sheridan : all right . chris : ok , come on . theresa : chris , can you hang back for a second ? i need to ask you something and it 's kind of important . chris : i 'll be right in , sheridan . sheridan : ok . chris : what do you want ? or do you simply wish to impart some more of your marital advice ? theresa : it 's not what i want . the question is , what do you want ? chris : excuse me ? theresa : well , every man is for sale , so , what 's your price ? chris : mrs. crane , i think i need to go to my wife . theresa : no , i actually want you to leave sheridan alone , divorce her so she can be with the true love of her life -- my brother . now , i am willing to make it worth your while to get you to leave sheridan immediately , so what 's it going to take ? five million ? 10 million ? just name a figure . [ scene_break ] eve : what on earth would whitney be doing in rome ? chad : well , she is taking her final vows as a nun . i mean , is it possible that she 's there for some kind of religious ceremony ? julian : what , without her own mother superior knowing about it ? i mean , those nuns are as worried about whitney as we are . they do n't know anything more about her disappearance than we do , unless they 're lying , which i highly doubt . eve : as far as i know , only senior members of religious orders get called to rome , not young novitiates like whitney . chad : well , it has something to do with the church . we all know how obsessed she 's been lately -- i mean , whipping herself , how she says she talks to god . i mean , maybe she feels like she 's been called there . eve : oh , god , julian , maybe she 's gone over the edge . why did i not insist on a psychiatric consult for her ? julian : please , please , my darling , do n't blame yourself . we do n't know the reasons behind whitney 's disappearance . eve : what could she be thinking , julian ? it 's just -- it 's all so strange . simone : how could you be eating at a time like this ? paloma : i always eat when i 'm nervous . is it bizarre or what ? i think you 're right . simone : that 's a first . about what ? paloma : whitney . we found the symbol under her mattress and now she 's gone to rome . it must have something to do with the stolen paintings . simone : see , i 'm not so sure . i mean , that would be an awfully big coincidence , do n't you think ? paloma : it would n't be the first . remember , we were wondering how we 'd pay our trip to rome . and then we found all that money in the book café basement . now we know your sister is already on her way there . what are the odds of that happening ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : fireworks are over for the moment . someone has left kay and miguel alone . i would n't be so giddy if i were you , miss . harmony 's our turf right out to the 12-mile limit , and i do n't like anyone else practicing magic here . you 're not trying to fool me , are you ? huh ? you would n't be practicing magic behind my back , would you , endora ? huh ? oh , well . i do n't know what to think . you promise mommy you 'll be a good , little demon and i 'll give you your trigger finger back , all right ? huh ? i 'll take that as a yes . come on . now , here we go . fox : what happened ? tabitha : oh , endora lenox , it is you . oh , you naughty , naughty demon . will you stop that at once ! fox : what the hell ? i see a leak in the ceiling . it 's not even raining outside . kay , where are you ? kay ? tabitha : now you 're getting fox involved in tonight 's madness . someone 's getting ready for time - out . tabitha : i 'm going to put a stop to your magic , madam . poof ! tabitha : yeah . the old girl 's still got it . try making more mischief wearing those , young lady . [ scene_break ] kay : miguel , you 're not making any sense . no one saved you , ok ? you 're confused . the current must have just brought you onto the beach . miguel : no , there was a woman , kay . she saved my life . i saw her . she 's as real as you are . kay : what are you doing ? miguel : i 'm taking you back to the wharf . kay : ok , well , then we 're both going to go back to tabitha 's . miguel : no , you 're going to go back to tabitha 's . i have to find this blond woman . miguel : kay , what are you doing ? kay : my best friend in my entire life and the father of my child is acting like a nutcase right now and wants to go on the ocean in the middle of the night . do you think i 'm going to let you go by yourself ? miguel : kay , you should n't -- kay : just do n't argue with me , ok ? now , where are we going ? miguel : i do n't know . kay : you do n't know ? miguel : look , i had an overwhelming feeling , ok ? it drew me out to the sea as if that would provide the answer , and then she started calling me . i know , it sounds crazy . kay : sounds crazy ? miguel : did you hear that ? kay : hear what ? miguel : there . she 's calling me again . kay : i do n't hear any -- miguel : shh , shh , shh . [ scene_break ] theresa : speak up , chris , please . i do n't have all day . how much is it going to take for you to leave sheridan so she can be happy with the true love of her life -- my brother luis ? chris : where do you get off , theresa ? i 'm not for sale . theresa : chris , everyone is for sale . that is a sad , little truth i 've learned since i 've become mrs. alistair crane . now , come on , $ 10 million . you could invest it and have close to 400 grand a year for life . i mean , with that kind of money , you 'll be beating the women off with a stick . chris : i already have the woman i want , thank you . theresa : do n't be a sap . chris , luis and sheridan belong together . and i 'm trying to make the process easier for you . wow , you really drive a hard bargain . 15 million , final offer . chris : no . theresa : do n't be a fool , ok ? you can take the money . you can move somewhere far away with your son and be worry - free for the rest of your life . now , all you have to do is divorce sheridan so she can be happy with my brother . chris : no . theresa : `` pay to the order of christopher boothe , `` 20 -- chris : i said no and i mean it . i do n't need your money . and i 'm not going to abandon my wife . [ scene_break ] ethan : you know , i still think you should talk to eve . sheridan : i will later . ethan , what am i going to do ? ethan : well , i know that you 're surrounded by people that love you . i love you . and we 're going to help you through this . sheridan : you 're always so good to me . ethan : i think that 's a two - way street , do n't you ? i mean , come on , there 's not two people in this whole world that understand each other like you and i do , right ? sheridan : mm - hmm . ethan : and i know our situations are different , but i can understand what you 're going through . loving someone -- sheridan : while being married to someone else . i 'm not being fair to chris , though . i do love him . it 's just different . ethan : sheridan , it ca n't go on . sheridan : i know . it 's over . i 'm with chris now . luis knows that . ethan : right . look , do me a favor ? take all the time you need , but be careful and choose carefully . you do n't want to mess this up , because if you do , you 're going to regret it for the rest of your life . just choose the man that you truly love and not the one you feel obligated to . [ scene_break ] luis : mama . mama , what are we doing here ? pilar : what are we doing here ? i want you to pray . kneel down and pray to god , mijo . luis : mama , please . pilar : please , luis , pray as hard as you 've ever prayed . luis : mama , last time i was here and i prayed , god did n't answer my prayers , ok ? pilar : god always answers prayers , mijo . you just were n't listening . luis : fine . pilar : mijo . luis : i will pray . luis : i pray that god helps me find my son so that i can bring him back to sheridan and we can be together like the family that we were always meant to be . pilar : no , luis . you need to pray for forgiveness , ok ? god brought you back to us from the dead . he has given you another chance and you have to do what 's right . do you hear me ? i know that you love sheridan , but she 's married to another man . do you understand me ? married . now , you ca n't break apart what god has brought together in holy sacrament . it would be a horrible sin . luis : i 'm sorry , but that is no sin , mama . pilar : oh , my god , luis . luis : are n't i right ? did n't you mean for me and sheridan to be together ? i know that you did . it 's chris . he is the real intruder . he 's got to step aside to let us be together . [ scene_break ] eve : what are we going to do , julian ? whitney is already so troubled and now she 's in rome . anything could happen to her . julian : darling , do n't worry . we will bring her back , but i -- eve : but what ? julian : well , crane security says that the trail ends in rome . they have no other leads . i 'm just not sure when or if we 'll receive any more information . chad : well , that 's it . you know what ? i 'm not waiting . i 'm going to italy to find whitney now . she belongs here . julian : chad , you know nothing about italy . you know no one in italy . you should n't go alone . eve : i wish i could go , but i 've got seriously ill patients . and i 've got surgeries that i ca n't reschedule . julian : well , can you get someone to fill in for you ? eve : no , we 're already so short - handed . simone : i 'll go . paloma : me , too . eve : what ? girls , no . what about school ? i mean , and then there 's all the expense . simone : you know , i was just about to tell you my big news when this whole thing with whitney blew up . i applied for a scholarship in art to a school- study program in rome . and i 've been accepted . eve : oh , simone , honey , that 's wonderful . paloma : me , too . eve : oh . julian : it 's a bit sudden . chad : well , they did mention it to me . julian : quite a coincidence , would n't you say ? paloma : well , god works in mysterious ways , mr. crane . when he points us in a direction , we must obey . eve : no , i ca n't do that . i ca n't have my children do something i should be taking care of myself . simone : why not ? we 're adults and you said yourself that you have patients that you ca n't leave . so let me go with chad and paloma , and we 'll find whitney . and if we need you , we 'll call you . and you and julian can be in rome in a few hours on a crane jet . eve : what do you think ? julian : well , it is better to have people on the ground over there we trust . i 'll tell you what , chad . we 'll take care of miles for you . why do n't you hop on a plane this evening ? i 'll contact our rome office and make sure that you have enough funds for expenses over there , hmm ? chad : thank you . i 'm going to go home and pack . paloma : we 'll follow as soon as we can . chad : ok , well , check your cell phones . i 'll leave word where i 'm staying . paloma : ok . eve : and we 'll send the nanny to pick miles up . chad : thank you . you know , the sooner i get to whitney , the better . i have a feeling she 's in danger . i 'll see , you guys . julian : good luck , son . chad : thank you . eve : oh , julian , i 'm so frightened . julian : now , now . simone : do n't be , mom . we 'll find her . eve : it 's just that everything that 's happened tonight has just all been so strange . julian : yes . has n't it , though ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : i do n't exactly know what you 're up to , but kay and miguel are out there on the open sea together . and if it leads to romance , then it 's all right with our side . fox : tabitha , where 's kay ? tabitha : oh , well , she 's , um -- i 'm sure she 's around someplace . why do n't you just wait for her in bed ? you see what you 've done ? if fox finds kay and miguel together , he 'll put a kibosh on their rekindled romance . oh , why did n't you leave well enough alone , endora ? fox : i do n't know where the hell that water came from , but at least it woke me up . kay might be in trouble . fox : who 's there ? kay ? is that you ? damn it . tabitha : there , now , let 's see you try and do some mischief with those on , my little lady . fox : i just heard somebody calling my -- why is endora wearing boxing gloves ? tabitha : oh , where have you been , fox ? do n't you know that boxing is all the rage in preschool nowadays ? fox : but do n't the kids get hurt ? tabitha : well , not the nimble ones , no . i 'm giving endora a few pointers , are n't i ? fox : that does n't make any -- [ endora babbles ] fox : do you hear that ? tabitha : hear what ? fox : it 's kay . i must go to kay . tabitha : oh , no , no , no , no . i 'm a -- no , she 's -- she 's somewhere . i would n't worry about her . fox : kay needs me . i must go . tabitha : oh , great balls of hellfire , endora . what did you do to the man ? if fox finds kay and miguel together , he 'll split them up before they get time to have their juices running . oh , endora . [ scene_break ] kay : ew , what is that ? miguel : it 's her . she 's calling me . kay : no way . i ca n't understand that . it sounds like moaning . ooh . miguel : ca n't you hear that ? she 's saying , `` come to me . `` kay : this is getting way too weird . ok , say you 're right and some strange woman rescued you from the ocean . but why would she just disappear and then start calling your name in the middle of the night ? miguel : look , i do n't know , ok , but it 's happening . kay : oh , i do n't like this . miguel : do n't be scared , ok ? i mean , this is harmony . strange things have happened before and we 're fine . kay : uh , what ? we 've almost died before , remember ? hell appeared in charity 's closet and we were in it . and let 's not forget about the time that my parents ' house was sucked into the ground . who knows what else could happen ? kay : miguel , what 's happening ? miguel : i do n't know . i think they 're fireflies . kay : fireflies ? at this time of year ? we 're in the middle of the ocean ! miguel : what ? kay : ooh , ooh ! one of those little bugs went down my shirt ! [ kay screams ] [ scene_break ] pilar : luis , this is a sign from god . evil is coming for you and god wants you to stop this nonsense . luis : mama , mama , what i am praying for is not wrong . i love sheridan and she loves me . pilar : please do n't defy god . please . luis : mama , i 'm not . i just want to put things right . i want to go . i want to get marty , bring him back to sheridan so we can be together just like the family . is n't that what you always wanted us to be ? pilar : yes , i did , but not like this . evil is out there . ca n't you feel it ? luis : ok , fine ! if evil is out there stalking me , then bring it on ! i 'm going to fight for sheridan with everything i 've got and nothing and no one is going to stop me . i 'm going to rome . i 'm going to rescue my son and i 'm going to bring him home to sheridan . good - bye . pilar : no , please . luis : pray for me . pilar : please , luis , do n't do this . luis : pray . pilar : please , mijo . [ scene_break ] theresa : you can take the money and lose sheridan , or refuse the money and lose sheridan . seems like a simple choice to me , chris . chris : i do n't want your damn money . and damned it is . it all comes from one source -- alistair crane . that money 's got blood all over it . theresa : nevertheless , you can live in luxury for the rest of your life . chris : i already have enough to get by on . money is not the big motivator in my life . theresa : nor mine . i believe in following one 's heart . i do , but when your heart 's desire is out of reach , a heap of cold , hard cash can help you sleep better at night . chris : the thing is , theresa , i already have my heart 's desire . theresa : sheridan ? not for much longer . chris : look , whether you like it or not , sheridan chose me over your brother . so why do n't you just face the facts ? that great romance between sheridan and luis , the one you kept throwing back in my face every two seconds ? it 's over , and you 'd better get used to that . theresa : oh . if it helps you feel better to believe that , then you just go right on ahead , but you 're setting yourself up for a whole lot of pain . chris : really ? sheridan loves me , and she 's committed to our marriage . and she 's having my child . theresa : now , where have i heard that setup before ? look , chris , i 've known sheridan for years , ok , and , yeah , she wants to do the noble thing and stay married to her husband out of duty . chris : out of love , theresa . theresa : right . it 's not going to happen , ok ? she loves luis way too much . now , yeah , she 's going to try to keep this dutiful wife pretense up for a while , but eventually she 's going to realize what she really wants , and that 's to be back with my brother luis . you ca n't win , chris . it 's fate . [ scene_break ] sheridan : thank you . i feel much better . ethan : good . good . you have to take care of yourself , you know . and that baby . sheridan : i know , i will . i 'll try to remember to eat . ethan : do more than try , ok ? sheridan : so before when you were so serious -- ethan : i 'm sorry , was i lecturing ? because it 's a bad habit i 'm developing . sheridan : no , it 's ok if it comes from the heart , but all cards on the table -- when you said i should choose to be with the man that i love , not the one i feel obligated to , are you saying that you feel you made the wrong decision by choosing to be with gwen ? ethan : no . no , no , that 's not what i meant . i love gwen . i do . sheridan : i know you love gwen and jane , but is it the same kind of love you feel for theresa ? ethan : sheridan , let 's -- sheridan : come on . you do love her , do n't you ? ethan : yeah , yeah . i 've never denied that . sheridan : so , if gwen had n't gotten pregnant , would you be with theresa right now ? ethan : you know what ? we 're talking about you right now . sheridan : oh , that is such a cop - out . ethan : yeah , but i just want everyone to be happy , ok ? i want you to be happy , and i do n't think that 's going to happen unless you choose the man that you truly love . sheridan : well , chris makes me happy . he 's a -- he 's a good man . ethan : well , that 's really not the point , is it ? sheridan : well , the point is , is that i 'm married to him now . i 'm pregnant with his child . i ca n't just turn my back on him and jump into luis ' arms any more than you can turn your back on gwen to be with theresa . ethan : well , i need to stand by my marriage vows . sheridan : and you expect me to do any less ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : endora , what are you up to now ? honestly , i ca n't keep up with you . endora , will you please stop this ? tabitha : oh , oh . tabitha : oh , fairies . oh -- nasty , revolting little pip - squeaks . and they bite like bedbugs , too . ow ! ooh ! endora : get owie . tabitha : ooh . i do n't believe in fairies ! tabitha : now , i shall use that phrase on all of you with this thing if you do n't get out of my house immediately . tabitha : i do n't know what you 're playing at , endora . oh , no . fox is down at the wharf already . if he gets a boat and goes out to stop kay and miguel at this moment -- i -- i 'm going to stop this from happening . that 's what i 'm going to do . i 'm going to stop it myself . fox : kay ? kay , i 'm coming . fox : what ? where am i ? how the hell did i get down here ? what 's going on ? kay . kay , where are you ? [ scene_break ] kay : oh , great . now what ? miguel : it 's just fog . kay : fog just does n't appear that fast . miguel : we 've just driven into a fog bank , ok ? we 're fine . do n't worry . it is kind of weird . kay : and it 's cold . i 'm freezing . kay : whoa , whoa , do n't go so fast . we might hit another boat . miguel : she 's calling me , kay . ca n't you hear her ? kay : i do n't know what i hear . all i know is i am freezing and i have never seen fog like this in my entire life . i mean , i 'm sitting right next to you and i can barely see you . oh , god , miguel , you ca n't see any better than i can . how do you know we 're not headed for rocks or something ? miguel : look , do n't worry , ok ? i 'll protect you . i promise i wo n't let anything happen to you . [ scene_break ] eve : julian , i just feel so helpless . what could whitney be thinking ? i mean , even if she hates us , why would she abandon the convent ? that 's all she 's wanted for months . it just does n't make any sense . julian : darling , at least we know she 's in rome and chad is on his way to find her . eve : oh , julian , i 'm so sorry . julian : what ? eve : you were trying to make this special evening for us and now it 's just turned into this . julian : oh , look . young paloma 's certainly enjoying the dessert . eve : well , she has to keep her strength up for the trip . julian : yes , for this extremely coincidental scholarship that the girls both received . eve : you do n't think there 's something wrong with that , do you ? julian : no , no , it 's fine . i mean , at least chad wo n't be by himself in a strange country . eve : yes . oh , god , i hope and pray that they find whitney . simone : give me that . we 're supposed to be packing for rome . paloma : i 'll bet the pastry in italy is incredible . ooh , and the gelato . simone : you are hopeless . paloma : excuse me ? who 's the brain in this operation , senorita ? if it was n't for me , we would n't have linked that symbol to whitney . simone : what ? that was me . paloma : well , if that 's what you want to believe . anyway , we want to go to rome and look for the stolen paintings , and now we know your sister is there . coincidence ? i do n't think so . simone : i know . as much as i hate to admit it , it does seem like whitney 's mixed up in this whole mystery . i just wish i knew how . paloma : so , let 's say adios to harmony , and arrivederci , rome . simone : arrivederci ? that means good - bye , too . paloma : oh , whatever . [ scene_break ] chris : you know , theresa , i never knew what a hard woman you are . theresa : i 'm actually a romantic at heart . chris : you have a really funny way of showing it . theresa : i do n't want to be cruel , chris , ok ? it 's just that you 're going to be hurt now , or you 're going to be hurt later . i say get it over with . luis and sheridan belong together . it 's written in the stars . and when my brother comes back from rome with marty , she will leave you . chris : i do n't believe you . theresa : i 'm sorry . they 're going to be together . nothing under heaven can keep them apart . [ scene_break ] sheridan : the bottom line is you wo n't give up on your marriage vows to gwen and i wo n't give up on mine to chris . ethan : yep . should have known you 'd take the noble path . do n't you just wish our lives were just a little bit easier , though ? sheridan : well , the right path is rarely the smooth one . ethan : ooh . now who 's lecturing ? you know , i think i know why kids love harry potter so much , though . it 's pretty tempting to wish for a world where you can just , you know , wave a magic wand and you make all your troubles and all your hardships just disappear . and then maybe we could live in happiness and be with the people that we really love . [ scene_break ] pilar : senor santo , please guide my son . i know only you can bring him back to me . please , keep him away from evil . please . [ scene_break ] flight attendant : ladies and gentlemen , as soon as you 're all seated , flight 507 can depart for rome . chad : i ca n't believe it . luis : chad . chad : hey , a little bird told me you came back from the dead . luis : yeah . long story . what are you doing ? chad : i am going to rome , obviously . luis : business ? chad : no . no , whitney 's missing . luis : what ? what happened ? chad : oh , another long story . but the upside is julian found out she 's going to rome , and i 'm going to find her and bring her back . luis : oh . chad : why are you going ? luis : got a really good lead on beth and marty . going to find my son and bring him back to sheridan . it 's pretty much all i 'm living for . chad : i know exactly how you feel . luis : yeah . [ next_on ] noah : maybe you did n't hear me , but fancy 's with me now . man : you wo n't escape me , whitney . i 'll kill you first .
theresa tried to buy chris off , offering him millions of dollars to divorce sheridan so she can be with luis . he would n't take the money , and she let him know he 's going to lose her anyway . he seems skeptical . sheridan and ethan are in the kitchen , discussing their love lives , and both agree they are married to the wrong people , but ca n't bring themselves to put aside their wedding vows . they both seem to be proud of how `` noble `` they are being .
ivy : oh , i hope sam does n't find jessica at spike 's new dive . not only would it kill him to find out that his baby girl is involved with that lowlife , but he 'll be furious with me when he finds out i knew and did n't tell him . oh , damn jessica for threatening to bring her mother back if i ratted her out to sam . oh . but hopefully i 'm worried about nothing . i 'm sure jessica was able to hide herself when sam raided the club . i mean , she would n't want her father to know that she 's into sex , drugs , and self - mutilation any more than i would . oh , sam . oh , my god , what happened ? sam : i found jessica naked in the backroom of spike 's new club . ivy : oh , no . sam : sleazeball got her high , then he had his way with her . ivy : oh , god , that 's awful . sam : it kills me to think that she slipped out of here after you checked on her and neither one of us knew about it . [ scene_break ] luis : well , next time you ca n't sleep and you decide to take a walk , can you just let me know so i do n't go nuts worrying about you ? sheridan : i will . luis : good . now get back in bed . let me tuck you in . sheridan : i 'm still not sleepy . luis : oh . because of what gwen said about theresa and the baby ? sheridan : yeah . i 'm afraid that beth will refuse to let us ever see marty again because i insisted on having that d.n.a . test done . luis : well , i 'm sure that beth 's going to be a little touchy at first , but hey , she knows that marty is my son , too , and i 'm going to be spending time with him and that you 're going to be spending time with me . sheridan : i hope you 're right . i do n't know what i would do if i can never see marty again . please , luis , do n't let her keep him from me . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : oh , where did beth and alistair disappear to ? the thought of those two liquored up and on the prowl just gives me the willies ! oh , god , even the hair on my chin is standing up straight . oh , boy , i have got to track down beth . it is time . it is time that she knew she was hanging out with dear old dad . [ scene_break ] beth : alistair , that tickles . alistair : and just where else are you ticklish ? beth : i really should n't tell you . waiter : your champagne , mr. crane . alistair : oh , thank you , reuben . very nice . yes , perfect . so -- uh -- oh . thank you , reuben . oh , very good , very good , very good . and i 'll pour . and have another bottle ready because we 're both craving it . mmm , good . yes , here you go , this is just for you . perfect pour . beth : ok . alistair : oh , this is it . that 's better , right ? beth : thank you . alistair : and one more for me , and now we 're even . a toast to you , beth , my partner in crime , and to the long - awaited merger tonight . beth : oh , i 'll drink to that . alistair : mmm . beth : mmm . [ scene_break ] eve : oh , chad , you did n't . you could n't ! liz : mr. newton , this is outrageous ! fox : look , there 's no way in hell you 're adopting my son . whitney : absolutely not . george : i 'm afraid your protests are futile . the adoption was finalized earlier . mr. harris is legally the child 's father . chad : that 's right . and like i said before , i 'm not giving my son to you or to anybody . no one 's ever taking my son away from me . t.c . : you 're not taking my grandson . [ scene_break ] ivy : sam , do you want me to call the e.m.s . ? sam : no . e.m.s . will come here , they 'll do a drug test , and they 'll discover that she 's been using . ok , by law they have to report it to the state . now , i do n't want my daughter being listed as a user . ivy : no , no , of course not , no . sam : i even called off the raid because i did n't want her to get a record . damn spike for using her like this . ivy : sam , you have no idea . is there anything at all i can do ? sam : yeah . put on some coffee , bring jessica something sweet to eat . hopefully , the caffeine and sugar will help neutralize the drugs that are in her system . ivy : ok , i -- i baked some cookies . i 'll bring them in with the coffee . sam : jessica , honey , why did you go back to that club ? and why did you let him give you those stickers , knowing what they would do to you ? my god , jess . what 's happened to you ? why did you deliberately put yourself in that situation again ? honey ? honey , wake up so i can help you . [ door closes ] kay : dad , what happened ? i was upstairs at tabitha 's putting maria to sleep , i look out the window , and you 're carrying jessica in . sam : your sister snuck out to that new underground club . simone : where paloma was attacked and jessica was violated ? sam : yes . tabitha : oh , my . sam : unbelievable , is n't it ? i found jess in a backroom with that club owner spike . he got her high and he had sex with her . kay : oh , my god , that 's awful . simone : i 'll say . kay : why would she go back to a place like that ? i mean , did n't she learn her lesson last time ? sam : look , we knew your sister was having problems , but i did n't know she was so self - destructive . tabitha : oh , sam did n't know , but ivy did . ivy : sam , here 's jessica 's coffee and cookies . simone : chief bennett told us what happened . tabitha : oh , ivy . you must feel really awful knowing that jessica slipped out while you thought she was fast asleep upstairs . [ scene_break ] liz : t.c . , calm down . t.c . : this is my grandson and you ca n't have him . fox : he 's my son . chad : hey , hey , you 're scaring the baby . george : mr. harris is right . now , if you people ca n't control yourselves , i 'll have no choice but to call the police . t.c . : i do n't give a damn about you calling the police . the chief of police is my best friend , and there 's no way in hell that he 'll let him walk out of here with my flesh and blood . fox : yeah , i think that 's a good idea . call the police . my son was taken from me under false pretenses . i want him back . call him . chad : and you say i do n't listen . what about you , fox , huh , all of you . i adopted this baby by the book . everything was aboveboard and legal . fox : aboveboard and legal ? really ? whitney duped me into giving her my power of attorney and she used it to give my son away . i want him back . chad : he 's not your son anymore . he 's mine for keeps . fox : not if you 're dead . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , do n't worry , ok ? i 'm sure that beth will let us spend time with little marty . maybe with some conditions now , but listen , my son will always be a part of our lives , ok ? sheridan : you know , i know that it 's late , but i really want to go to beth 's . i want to tell her again that i 'm sorry for doubting that she 's marty 's mother . luis : ok , well , ca n't that wait till morning ? sheridan : luis , i wo n't be able to sleep until i know that she does n't feel threatened by me . we can spend time with marty again -- i mean , maybe not right away , but soon . luis : ok , well , i 'll just call beth first thing in the morning . sheridan : please can we go tonight ? luis : ugh . ok , on one condition . give me a little kiss for the road . all right , now put some clothes on , will you ? sheridan : ok . luis : next stop , beth 's . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : better i reach out and touch bethie before alistair does . beth has got to know that alistair is her father before chad and whitney have company on the incest list . alistair : beth , you have to tell me where you 're most ticklish . the waiter interrupted us . now , please , tell me . beth : uh -- well -- alistair : what ? beth : it might sound a little kinky , but -- alistair : oh . [ phone rings ] beth : ooh . alistair : oh , god . whoever it is , it can wait . beth : no , i have to answer it . something could be wrong with marty . hello ? mrs. wallace : what took you so long to answer the phone ? you 're not naked , are you ? beth : not that it 's any of your business , but , no . at least not yet . mrs. wallace : oh . thank goodness . beth : what do you want , mother ? mrs. wallace : brace yourself , bethie . there 's something important you need to know . beth : is it marty ? is he sick ? mrs. wallace : no , no , no , he 's not sick . he 's sleeping like an angel . beth : then what is it ? alistair : tell edna you will talk to her in the morning . mrs. wallace : well , bethie , i know i should 've told you this before , you know , when i suspected it , but i wanted to be sure . now i am . beth : mother , get to the point . i do n't have time for one of your long , drawn- out speeches . mrs. wallace : ok , ok , ok . do n't say i did n't warn you , though . alistair : i mean , it , beth . just hang up . hang up . beth : ok . mrs. wallace : alistair crane is your father ! [ scene_break ] jessica : daddy , no more . sam : no , come on , jess , the caffeine and sugar will help lessen the effects of the drugs in your system . spike plied jessica with one of those happy - face stickers to lick to get high . simone : that 's awful . kay : yeah , jess , mom is the one with amnesia , not you . you know how sick those stickers made you last time . how could you let spike give you more ? and what were you doing back at the same kind of place where you were violated before ? talk about asking for trouble . i mean , how could you be so stupid ? jessica : leave me alone , kay . it 's not like you have n't done anything stupid before . maria 's proof of that . kay : i admit that getting pregnant without being married was a huge mistake , but i was in love with miguel , ok , and i love having maria . what you did tonight was just dumb and dangerous . simone : ease up , kay . i mean , i 'm sure jessica did not go out tonight looking for trouble . it was just a coincidence that she ended up at spike 's new club . ivy : oh , my god , jessica . `` spike `` ? jessica , please , tell me you are not involved with that man . please tell me you did n't let him brand you as his . jessica : he did n't brand me , ivy . spike wants us to be a couple . the tattoo is a symbol of our relationship . tabitha : you 're right , endora . jessica knew exactly where she was going tonight , as did ivy , who covered for the troubled teen . yeah , i 'll tell you , if sam finds out that ivy 's been keeping secrets from him , she 'll be out on the street and out of his life once and for all . endora : yay ! tabitha : yes . [ scene_break ] julian : all right , fox , stop this . eve : please , chad 's your brother . fox : do n't remind me . chad : yeah , what is wrong with you , man ? ca n't you see i 'm holding a little baby ? and you , too , coach russell . t.c . : you are not adopting my grandson . george : could we all calm down ? liz : t.c . , please . julian : fox . eve : chad , you had to have known how shocked we were all going to be to find out that you 'd adopted whitney 's baby . chad : i do n't know why . i said from the start i wanted to be part of this baby 's life , help raise him . and after whitney gave him up for adoption , the only way i could keep my word was to adopt the baby myself . eve : no , there are things that you do n't know that make adopting this baby very unwise . chad : yeah ? what things ? george : yeah , i 'd like to know , too . why is it unwise for chad to have adopted whitney 's baby ? [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : she 's not screaming . well , that is funny . i thought she 'd be ranting and raving to beat the band . maybe she passed out . hey , bethie ! can you hear me ? alistair 's your daddy ! beth : you know , maybe i should call my mother back . it sounded important . alistair : is marty all right ? beth : yes . alistair : was the house on fire ? beth : uh - uh . alistair : then whatever it is , it can always wait . beth : i know , but there was just something in her voice that sounded urgent , like when she has to go and she does n't have a diaper . alistair : mm - hmm . well , edna is a drama queen and everything is a crisis with her . let 's forget about edna and just get back to us , hmm ? beth : you 're right . you 're right . what could possibly be wrong ? alistair : exactly . mrs. wallace : beth hung up on me ! ooh , that 's the devil 's doing ! alistair : so , why do n't we pick up where you and charlie left off . beth : oh , the look -- the look on mother 's face when she saw me kissing another woman -- alistair : mm - hmm ? beth : oh -- except charlie turned out to be you . [ phone rings ] beth : oh . ahem . i 'm sorry , i got to answer it . alistair : yeah , all right , all right . go ahead , go ahead , go ahead . beth : it might be an emergency . alistair : yes , of course . beth : hello ? mrs. wallace : beth , i have to tell you something ! beth : is the house burning down ? mrs. wallace : no . beth : is there a gas leak ? mrs. wallace : well , not since the last time you tried to kill sheridan . beth : then leave me alone . mrs. wallace : no , whoa , whoa , whoa , wait , wait , wait . what is all that noise i hear behind you ? where are you ? beth : it 's none of your business . mrs. wallace : but alistair is with you , right ? beth : yes . why ? mrs. wallace : oh , tell him you 're sick . tell him i 'm sick . tell him anything . just get the heck out of there before it 's too late , please . beth : look , i am not leaving . alistair is treating me to some very expensive champagne . mrs. wallace : on top of the liquor you already had here ? beth : yes . i am trying to unwind from the stress that those d.n.a . tests on marty have caused me , and also celebrate the results that i am marty 's mother . mrs. wallace : oh , you have your father to thank for that . beth : what ? how much have you had to drink , huh ? marty 's paternity was not in question , only his maternity . so leave me alone . mrs. wallace : you -- i am not talking about marty 's paternity . i 'm talking about yours ! alistair is your daddy ! beth ? alistair : good girl . now turn it off so we 're not interrupted again . beth : oh . gladly . mrs. wallace : this time when beth answers , i 'm just going to tell her flat- out . [ phone rings ] beth 's voice : hi , this is beth . mrs. wallace : alistair 's your father ! beth 's voice : please leave a message . mrs. wallace : ugh ! no ! she hung up the phone ! oh , god , god , god ! ok , ok , ok . all right , she just wants to guzzle champagne with alistair . that 's ok , that 's ok . she 's just going to get bubbles in her head , wind up buck - naked and in bed . oh , and if the room is dark enough and alistair is drunk enough , they 're going to wind up doing the big deed . oh , boy , i have got to find beth and i have got to stop her before she and alistair end up with a two - headed baby on their hands . oh , my -- [ knock on door ] mrs. wallace : oh , boy . ok , now , i wonder who that could be at this hour . i 'm coming ! luis : oh . hi , mrs .. wallace . sheridan : we 're sorry to stop by so late , but i really need to speak to beth . mrs. wallace 's voice : do n't we all . luis : she -- she here ? mrs. wallace : uh -- no . no , she -- she could n't sleep , so she went out . luis : out where ? mrs. wallace : gee , i could n't say . [ scene_break ] alistair : thank you , reuben . we 're ready for more champagne . reuben : right away , mr. crane . alistair : now , where were we ? oh , yes . i remember . [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , sam , you poor man . having to face the cold , hard truth that your once - innocent daughter is a serial slut , doing drugs and men in the backroom of some sleazy nightclub . oh , no doubt you 're worrying that you were n't a very good parent . and you , the chief of police . i can only imagine that you must be worried your granddaughter , maria , will turn out the same way . kay : i heard that , and it wo n't happen , ok , because i am a much better mother than my mom was . i 'll know what my daughter 's doing . sam : kay , you ca n't blame grace for what 's happening to jessica . ok , she never snuck out when your mother lived here . kay : we do n't know that . mom was too busy choosing between you and david to notice what anybody else was doing . ivy : including you , kay . kay : a mother should know what her children are up to , and so should a stepmother -- or whatever you call yourself these days . ivy : if i 'd known what jessica was up to , do n't you think i would 've said something ? tabitha : of course , kay . how could ivy , who loves your father beyond all reason , deliberately leave him in the dark about jessica 's bad - girl behavior ? i mean , ivy knew that jessica had been violated before . to knowingly let her go out again was really risking tragedy . poor jessica could have overdosed on drugs or died . and then whose fault would it have been ? it would have been ivy 's fault . is n't that right , dear ? [ scene_break ] chad : mother , i 'm waiting for an answer . why is it unwise that i adopt whitney 's baby ? eve : look , chad , you have made no secret of the fact that you love whitney and that you want to stay in her life . chad : that 's right . eve : and i think that you just adopted this baby so that you could stay close to whitney , because as long as you have the baby , then you have a connection to her . fox : that 's very romantic , but your connection is that she 's your sister . you two ca n't raise my son together . chad : why not ? fox : well , because it 's sick , chad , and it 's perverse , kind of like you . so give on the fact of using my baby to get your sister back and give me my son . [ scene_break ] beth : um -- could i have some more champagne ? alistair : why , of course . yes . beth : you know , i am just in the mood to celebrate . somehow , some way , those d.n.a . tests came back proving that i 'm marty 's mother . now i just have to get luis away from sheridan and i 'm going to live happily ever after . alistair : i do n't think getting luis away from sheridan is going to be so easy . i 've tried everything from bribery to bombs . nothing 's ever worked . beth : i know . but i think i have the magic lure . alistair : well , that 's because you are very alluring . beth : no , i mean marty . i mean , luis ca n't stay away from his son forever , so i just have to convince him to marry me for marty 's sake . alistair : yes , well , i 'll do everything i can to help you . i 've always been against luis marrying sheridan because it would give luis access to all of the crane secrets , and that will not do . beth : i know . oh , gosh , luis would kill me if he found out that i kidnapped sheridan and took her baby . alistair : well , we 'll keep luis in the dark about that -- and other things . beth : what other things ? alistair : hmm ? about us . beth : i do n't understand . alistair : well , once you marry luis and he goes to work , then i 'll come over and we 'll play . and we 'll play hard all day . [ scene_break ] luis : so beth did n't tell you where she was going ? mrs. wallace : well , honey , she may have , you know , but with this old brain and this old hearing aid here , i might have missed it , you know ? can i help you ? luis : uh -- thanks . i do n't think so . sheridan : we came to ask beth if we could still spend time with marty , even though i insisted on having that d.n.a . test done . luis : sheridan 's afraid that beth is going to punish her by restricting marty 's visits . mrs. wallace : ah , well , you know , of course you 're going to have to talk to beth about that , but , boy , would n't she look mean and hateful if she did n't let you two lovebirds spend time with marty , huh ? sheridan : well , that 's good to hear . luis : all right . so we 'll call beth tomorrow , then , ok ? sheridan : well , since we 're here , do you think that we could see marty just for a few minutes ? mrs. wallace : oh , well , he 's asleep . sheridan : we wo n't wake him up , just look in on him , and then we 'll leave . mrs. wallace : ok . `` no harm in looking `` is what i used to say to the boys in the locker room . luis : you know , a woman actually once walked into the locker room at harmony field when the policemen were playing the firemen . was n't you , now , was it ? mrs. wallace : me ? oh , no . heavens no . [ phone rings ] luis : excuse me . lopez - fitzgerald . yeah , hold on one sec . it 's headquarters . why do n't you just go up and see marty . i 'll see you in a sec . sheridan : great , ok . luis : yeah ? mrs. wallace : ooh , you bet your bippy i was there , luis . and you made an impression on me -- a very big impression . whoo ! sheridan : oh , marty . your sweet scent , soft skin . you are my son . i know you are . [ scene_break ] chad : give it a rest , bro . he 's mine now . i 'm not giving him back to you . fox : chad , it is twisted enough that you want to play house with your sister , but to use my son as a lure ? it 's beyond sick . chad : you know , i 'm not going to sit here and be dissed for what i 've done . he 's my baby now and i 'm keeping him . fox : i 'm not going to let that happen , chad . i 'll call in crane legal and have them undo whatever the hell it is you think you 've done here . chad : you can call all the suits you want . it 's not going to make a difference . i 've already checked in with legal . everything i 've done has been aboveboard and by the book . fox : oh , i 'll find something wrong , chad . and when i do , i 'm going to get my son back . eve : i think that we have to stop fox . it 's better that chad should have his son than to risk fox finding out that the child is n't his at all . julian : you 're right . son , i know you 're upset , but you really must stop this . fox : he 's kidnapped my son . julian : but , fox , it 's -- fox : no , `` but `` nothing ! look , you and eve spent years trying to get your long- lost son back , chad , and i 'm standing here right now and i 'm not supposed to do everything in my power to keep my son from being stolen in the first place ? forget it . t.c . : no crane deserves to raise this baby . liz and i , we should have him . we 'll raise him . fox : he 's my son , i 'm his father , and i 'm going to raise him . i 'm not going to stop till i get him back . chad : yeah , well , you 'll be wasting your time , fox . my son 's never leaving my side . see , i love this baby from head to toe , and i ca n't wait to give him a wonderful life , raise him the way i always dreamed about being raised -- safe , secure , and surrounded by people who love him more than anything else . you know , whitney , i still ca n't get over the truth that this amazing baby is really my son . whitney : our son together . chad : yeah . you know , i do n't care what the rest of the world says . the three of us , we are a family -- you , me , our baby . no one 's ever going to come between us again . hey . say hello to mama . [ scene_break ] tabitha : ivy , dear , are you all right ? you look positively ill . ivy : just i 'm worried about jessica . tabitha : oh , of course you are . if i were in your position , i 'd be feeling absolutely sick . ivy : excuse me ? tabitha : watching you fret over jessica makes me wonder how i 'll manage when i have a teenager in my own happy home -- maybe two if kay and maria are still living with us then . obviously , jessica managed to sneak in and out without you hearing her . because knowing the perilous path she was on , of course you would have told sam so he could nip her nocturnal naughtiness in the bud posthaste , right ? ivy : well , that goes without saying . tabitha : well , maybe you dozed off after one too many , dear . ivy : no , i did not . tabitha : but you did n't hear jessica creaking down the stairs , clunking down the trellis ? ivy : no , i did n't ! i -- tabitha : well , fancy that . jessica : i 'm going to bed , sleep off the rest of the drugs in my system . sam : no , you 're not . not until we 've talked about what happened tonight . jessica : no , dad , we can talk in the morning . sam : jessica -- oh , my god . what is that on your hip ? [ scene_break ] beth : whoa , you do n't waste any time , do you ? alistair : why should i beat around the bush ? i know what i like and i tell you what i want . you 're pretty much like that , too , beth . you like something , you go for it . beth : yeah , mother always accused me of being pushy . alistair : well , edna 's an idiot . beth : yeah . alistair : i 'll tell you something , when i look into your eyes , i see something very familiar . i feel closer to you than almost anyone else . beth : well , i 'm really fond of you , too , alistair . it 's just that you know how much i love luis , and i want to marry him . alistair : oh , marry luis . be a good wife to him , a good mother to marty . as long as you 're a good bad girl to me on the side , hmm ? [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan . sheridan : oh , luis . i did n't hear you come in . luis : i heard you . sheridan : oh . luis : this has to stop , sheridan . you can not go on thinking that marty is your son . the d.n.a . test proved that beth is marty 's mother . sheridan : no , it 's not true . it just ca n't be true . luis : sheridan , if you keep going on like this -- sheridan : luis , look at him . would you please just look at him and tell me that he does n't look like me ? luis : i ca n't . i ca n't do this anymore , ok ? you know , if beth were to walk in here right now and see you like this , she would n't let us take marty . and can you blame her ? you insisted on having this d.n.a . test -- by your friend , no less -- and the results proved that beth is marty 's mother , and now you refuse to accept it . sheridan : i know that it sounds far - fetched , but somehow , some way , marty is my son . i know it . luis : sheridan , it has to stop . now , please , can you go before beth comes home and sees you like this ? [ phone rings ] luis : lopez - fitzgerald . it 's headquarters . i 'll meet you downstairs in a sec , ok ? sheridan : ok . luis : sorry about that . uh - huh . yeah . and what did forensics say about the test results ? is it a match ? well , test results do n't lie , now , do they ? ok . sheridan : mrs. wallace ? mrs. wallace ? she must be in the kitchen . sheridan : beth 's basement . dear god , i can see outside ! no ! beth : [ disguised voice ] you and your baby are both going to die . sheridan : oh , god , no ! [ distorted laughter ] sheridan : no ! my baby . my baby 's coming ! somebody help me ! sheridan : oh , my god . beth 's basement . that 's where i was held . that 's where the clowns were . [ scene_break ] t.c . : chad adopted my grandson ? i still ca n't believe this . liz : t.c . , it is not over yet . we 'll get a lawyer . we 'll fight chad for this baby . t.c . : but , liz , i hope that we can win with fox fighting for the baby , too . liz : have faith , and know you 'll always have me . t.c . : oh , baby , thanks for sticking by me , ok ? whitney : could chad and i really raise our baby together ? eve : whitney , chad knows . whitney : what ? eve : deep down inside , he knows that that is his baby . he has felt a connection to it ever since the moment he saw him in the hospital . whitney : no , no , you 're wrong . he does n't know that he 's just adopted his own baby , and he never will . eve : honey , do n't kid yourself . he 's trying to take that baby home so he can parent it and bond with it and love it . and sooner or later he is going to realize that your baby is his baby , as well . fox : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , where do you think you 're going ? chad : i 'm taking my baby home is where i 'm going . i 'm sick of you people making threats and yelling . fox : you 're not going anywhere , not with my son . [ scene_break ] sam : how did this happen ? did spike drug you and brand you with his name like you 're his damn property ? jessica : spike did n't drug me . i knew what i was doing . tabitha : oh , dear . jessica : can i go to bed now ? sam : hey , how many times have you snuck out of here without ivy and me knowing it ? jessica : what difference does it make ? sam : well , for one , the tattoo is infected . jessica : it is not . simone : ooh , yes , it is , jess . jessica : your mom 's the doctor in the family , simone , not you . sam : look , i 'm taking you to the hospital . we 're having that looked at . jessica : i told you there 's nothing wrong with me . ivy put antibiotic cream on it earlier . sam : ivy knew that you had a tattoo ? jessica : ivy was in on everything i was doing . sam : ivy , is that true ? did you know that jessica was leaving this house to be with spike ? tabitha : oh , that 's it , endora . ivy 's little house of cards just came crashing down around her . [ scene_break ] sheridan : no ! please let me have my baby ! sheridan : your sweet baby smell . what 's going on ? beth : [ disguised voice ] it 's showtime . smile . sheridan : no ! i 'm sure it was beth 's basement where i was held prisoner . no wonder i felt so strange when i went down to go get marty 's books . she obviously covered her tracks . but there has to be something that she overlooked that will prove that she kidnapped me and stole my baby . i just have to find it . luis : yeah . let me know first thing . no . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : oh , beth still has her phone turned off . how am i supposed to warn her not to do the hokey - pokey with alistair ? he 's not just a dirty old man , he 's her dirty old daddy . beth : oh , alistair . um -- listen , it 's not that i do n't find you attractive . it 's just that my heart belongs to luis . alistair : oh , give luis your heart . i just want the rest of you . and i will have you tonight , or i will tell luis all your dirty little secrets . then he 'll hate you or kill you . beth : that 's blackmail . alistair : smart and sexy . i like that in my women . [ next_on ] rebecca : whose side are you on , theresa 's or your wife 's ? sam : you knew my daughter was hurting herself and you did n't tell me ? sheridan : this is the house where i was held captive , and i 'll prove it to you !
chad is finally ready to take his new son home , but tc and fox are determined to stop him . eve pleads with whitney to tell them the truth , but the girl refuses to do so . sheridan talks luis into taking her to beth 's house to apologize to beth once again for causing so many problems , but since beth is gone , she goes upstairs and has a heart to heart with marty , telling him she is his real mother . luis listens in , not amused . after her talk , sheridan looks for edna and finds the basement , where memories of her time held captive there flood over her and she begins to look for proof it really is the place . edna is desperately trying to reach beth with the news that alistair is her father , while alistair busily works to seduce his unknown daughter . beth tries to talk her way out of his plans , but alistair crane does n't take `` no `` for an answer .
noah : is it just me or is this as good as it gets ? fancy : it 's not just you , noah . this is the most amazing night of my life . i never thought i 'd be this happy again . noah : neither did i , but here we are . god , i love you . fancy : i love you , too . noah : it 's amazing to hear you say that after what i have put you through with maya . fancy : noah , do n't . tonight 's not about the past or the future . its about now -- moment by moment . noah : ok , but you have to know that i am sorry . [ scene_break ] esme : my change , gianni . gianni : i let the bartender keep it as a tip . esme : oh , i ca n't believe this . gianni : it 's true . you 're more than welcome to search into my pants pockets . esme : oh , and be expected to pay you for the privilege ? oh -- no thank you . besides , i 'm talking about fancy and noah . i ca n't believe they 're still out there dancing cheek - to - tongue , after all this time . gianni : esme , come with me . dance , no charge . esme : will you get over yourself and get to work ? you are the most attractive , qualified gigolo in all of europe . so why is fancy under noah 's spell and not yours ? gianni : i do n't know what fancy could see in that uncouth american , unless she 's blinded by love . [ scene_break ] whitney : please , god , come back . reveal yourself to me . i seek forgiveness for my incestuous acts and thoughts . i 'm ready to pay my penance for my sins against you and your church . i want to do your will so desperately , but i just need your guidance . i need you to tell me what to do . man : in due time , whitney . not all of our players are in rome yet . but they will be soon . very , very soon . [ scene_break ] paloma : i 'll pack while you go online to book us on the next flight to rome . simone : first class or coach ? paloma : um , coach . we 'll be less conspicuous . simone : it 's a good thing that julian found out whitney was in rome . it has to be more than a coincidence that whitney pops up in the same city where we have a lead on those missing paintings . paloma : the symbol we found at whitney 's room at the convent matches the one we found on the photos of the missing paintings . simone : whatever is going on is huge and whitney seems to be in the thick of it . paloma : i wonder if whitney knows what 's going on or if she 's in the dark like we are . [ scene_break ] jessica : oh , oh my feet are killing me . spike : what do you think you 're doing ? jessica : i 'm getting out of these clothes before i shower and go to bed . spike : whoo - ho , not so fast , jess . come on , you still have work to do . i only came back just so i could grab a beer . jessica : no more tonight , spike . please , i 'm beat . spike : well , there 's beat and then there 's beat . jessica : ah . spike : ha ha , you choose , honey . jessica : spike , please do n't hit me . spike : i do n't want to . when you get crazy like this , i just -- ah , i just ca n't reason with you . jessica : i 'm not crazy . i 'm just tired . spike : hey , hey listen . i 'm tired , too . i 'm tired of arguing with you all the time . you say you love me . you want to help me rebuild my club that your brother torched . and i mean , you 're getting like this , honey . jessica : look , i 'm sorry . spike : well , apology accepted , ok ? now , put your shoes on , slap on some lipstick , and i want you to get back to turning tricks until your back is just as sore as your little feetsies . jessica : no ! ow . spike : that is a wrong answer . jessica : ah ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : now the fog is so thick down at the wharf i ca n't see a damn thing . i do n't like your tone , young lady . now , are you conjuring up this fog to keep fox from finding kay and miguel , or are there other forces at work here ? hmm ? yes what ? which is it , endora ? never mind , never mind . i , i am going to -- to stop fox myself . [ scene_break ] fox : never mind how you got here . i still need to find kay . she 's not here . she 's got to be out in the water somewhere . damn it . where 's a boat when you need one ? fox : the boat 's this way . fox : i 'm coming , kay . i 'm coming . [ scene_break ] woman 's voice : come to me , miguel . kay : ooh , there 's that voice again . miguel : you hear it now ? it has to be the woman that saved me from drowning , kay . kay : well , where is she ? ah , gosh the fog is so thick i ca n't see anything . miguel : i know , me either . woman 's voice : miguel , come to me . kay : i 'm scared . miguel : do n't be , ok ? i promise , i wo n't let anyone or anything hurt you . [ scene_break ] tabitha : out of my way , dense fog , i need to see . ah , there they are . kay and miguel on their version of the love boat , floating towards the hot sands of ecstasy , i hope . true , but kay 's lifelong dream of miguel making love to her -- and knowing it 's her -- lives on . the girl is conflicted , but desire sometimes outweighs reason , and miguel is so very desirable . oh -- oh , yes , yes fox . oh , my devil , your half - brother 's arrival could kibosh kay and miguel 's coupling . where is he ? where is fox ? tabitha : there he is . he is rowing in pursuit of kay . tabitha : do n't , endora . listen , enough is enough . kay and fox and miguel are over - cast . we have heaped spell upon spell on them . so many that their mortal coils are overloaded and they ca n't take any more . it 's no biggie , dear . we just have to dispel all the spells we already that have in play with ... spell b - gone . [ laughing ] now , let 's dispel the most powerful spell first . the one kay had me cast to make fox successful in business . oh , but first , first we need protection . tabitha : ah ! oh , oh . the spell to make fox successful be gone ! fox : this is weird . i do n't have any idea which way i 'm going , but i think this is the right way ... whichever way this is . [ scene_break ] kay : why is this happening now ? i thought when charity left town all this weird stuff left with her . miguel : look , i do n't know what 's going on , kay , but i promise i 'll protect you . i love you . i wo n't let anyone or anything hurt you . kay : thank you . miguel : what 's that ? kay : where ? miguel : over there , straight ahead . kay : ah ! fox : what was that ? it sounded like kay . kay ! kay ! [ scene_break ] esme : ok , this has gone on long enough . i was willing to let fancy have noah for a dance or two , but they are practically conjoined -- and not at the hip . gianni : close enough . esme : do n't just stand there posing for your next meal ticket . go get her . fancy is supposed to be your date tonight . gianni : e vero . if word got out that i lose a woman to another man i 'll have to lower my rates . esme : and prada does n't grow on olive trees . gianni : prada ! gianni : may i cut in ? noah : no , you may not . gianni : fancy is my date . noah : well , there 's been a change in plans , giuseppe . gianni : gianni . noah : gesundheit . fancy 's with me now . fancy : ask esme to dance . she 's a big tipper if you dip her . gianni : but i do n't want to dance with esme . i want to dance with you , fancy . noah : maybe you did n't hear me , bud . fancy 's with me now and no one is ever coming between us again . fancy : noah , you 're my knight in shining armor . noah : come with me , my princess . the eternal city awaits . esme : oh , no you do n't , fancy crane . i am not letting you get away with noah a second time . fancy : he was never yours the first time . esme : oh -- ah , he could have been . noah : sorry , esme . esme : ok , go have fun . huh -- mm . who said that ? fancy ! noah ! no ! ok , gianni , you are back on the clock . [ scene_break ] spike : so , what is it going to be ? my way or the highway ? jessica : oh ! i ca n't keep doing this , spike , it 's killing me . spike : what is the big deal ? all you have to do is lie there and wiggle around a little bit and go , `` oh , big boy , you 're the best . `` i mean , what could be simpler than that ? jessica : if it 's so easy , you do it . spike : and have every desperate housewife in harmony fighting over me ? no way . jess , that would really kill you . please just -- just -- just be a good girl . make yourself pretty and get back to work , please honey . jessica : no ! spike : hey , did i tell my other theory ? as long as you keep turning tricks , your old man , who happens to be harmony 's top cop again , wo n't investigate all those johns that you killed . because deep down , chief sammy knows that you did 'em in . jessica : one was an accident . and the others i do n't remember . spike : details , baby , details . besides , i would hate to see you in a prison full of women who think like your gal - pal simone . jessica : i do n't want to go to prison , but i do n't want to turn tricks either . spike : jess , listen to me . honey , what if i promised you that it would only be for a few more months . no , you know what ? weeks -- few more weeks . jessica : really ? spike : yes , baby , because i 've been saving our money to rebuild my club . we 're gon na have enough in no time . jessica : ok , i 'll go back out . spike : ah , that 's my girl , sweetie , that 's my girl . hey , look -- one more john and we call it a night , i promise , all right ? listen , i want you to fix your lipstick . i 'm gon na get you some smiley - face stickers , ok ? sit tight , beautiful . jessica : what have i done with myself ? i ca n't keep doing this , i just ca n't . [ scene_break ] whitney : let me do thy will , oh god , for both my sins and for your church . oh , god , you came back to me . man : yes , whitney , and i am pleased to hear you pray to me so fervently . whitney : i 'm anxious for you to forgive me for my sins . man : your absolution is progressing well . whitney : so when do you want me to start the mission that you brought me to rome to do ? man : you are not ready yet . whitney : i 'm not ready ? well , i ... man : you dare to question me ? whitney : no , no , no , no of course not . i -- i 'm just trying to understand . man : understanding comes through contemplation and prayer . stay here . do as i have instructed you . whitney : but it 's just so lonely done here . and it 's cold . is there any place else i could pray , please ? man : no , you must remain in the catacombs until i come back for you . whitney : i sense evil here , lord . man : evil ? in my presence ? i think not . pray for my forgiveness , and await my return . whitney : yes , lord . hail mary , full of grace , the lord is with thee . blessed are thou among women , and blessed is the fruit of thy womb , jesus . holy mary ... whitney : evil -- evil is here . [ scene_break ] tabitha : ah -- ah , all right endora , you can come out now . fox 's success spell is officially over . ha ! and now , let 's get rid of some of the less potent spells that we 've cast on kay , fox , and miguel . i 'll zap them as they appear , and you clean them up for mummy , all right ? ready ? tabitha : ah ! oh , here comes spell number one . spell number two . and the spell three . spell be gone , three and four . here they come , endora . oh , my devil , we 've cast so many spells , endora , we may never get rid of them . [ scene_break ] fox : i swear that scream i heard was kay . kay ! kay ! i hope nothing bad happened to her . miguel : ugh . what happened ? our boat hit some rocks . we were knocked overboard . kay , kay . kay . it 's me miguel , kay . oh , my god , she 's cold as hell . kay , can you hear me ? kay . kay . kay : miguel , what happened ? miguel : our boat hit some rocks . we were knocked overboard and washed ashore . kay : oh , i 'm so cold . miguel : i 'll build us a fire , ok ? kay : what are you going to start it with ? miguel : i do n't know . kay : oh , my god ! miguel : oh , my god ! kay . look , first we hear a woman calling me and now this fire just lit itself . kay : oh , my god . oh , my god . i 'm scared . miguel : kay , it 's ok . i 'll keep you safe . [ scene_break ] fancy : as many times as i 've been to rome i 've never had this much fun . noah : hmm . fancy : no wonder i 'm exhausted . noah : we 'll get you an espresso . fancy : perfect . oh . boy : buena sera , bella signorina . fancy : and good evening to you . boy : you like a fresh biscotti ? our mama make them herself . noah : all right , how much ? boy : $ 2.50 america . noah : ok , there you go . boy : grazie . fancy : these will go great with our espresso . boy : mangia fancy : they were so happy to make a sale . noah : hmm , they were . all right , let 's go get you that espresso . noah : what the hell . one of those kids took my wallet . [ scene_break ] paloma : ready ? simone : wait a minute . just let me finish this note to drop off at home on the way to the airport . all right . that 's good . mom can answer any questions daddy may have . let 's go . jessica : you guys have to save me . [ scene_break ] whitney : i will fear no evil for thou art with me . i will fear no evil for thou art with me . i will fear no evil for thou art with me . but god is not with me right now , and i 'm scared . i got to get out of here . i ca n't take this anymore . man : whitney , i 'm back . reveal yourself to me , whitney . whitney ! she 's gone . you wo n't escape me , whitney . i 'll kill you first . [ scene_break ] jessica : spike . i turned i do n't know how many tricks tonight , but he still wanted me to do more . and at first i refused , and then he -- he twisted my arm like a pretzel . he said as long as i keep working the streets , daddy wo n't investigate those johns being killed because he 's afraid i 'll end up in prison for murder . simone : spike knows -- really knows what buttons to push . jessica : anyway , i agreed to go back out . and then i saw myself in a mirror and i could n't believe the person i 've turned into . i want to stop selling myself , but i know spike wo n't let me . so , i left and came here . paloma : and we 're glad you did . i 'm sure he 'll come anytime looking for you . jessica : please help me hide . i do n't want spike to find me . simone : i have a better idea . let 's take jess with us to rome . jessica : [ gasps ] you guys are going to rome ? paloma : mm - hmm . jessica : why ? simone : we 'll explain on the way . paloma : do you have a passport ? jessica : from the trip to mexico simone and i took in high school . simone : oh , good , that 's perfect . then we 'll just stop by your place , pick it up , a few clothes , and whatever else you need we 'll just buy for you in italy . paloma : mm - hmm . jessica : no . i ca n't afford to go to italy . spike keeps all the money i make . paloma : do n't worry , we will pay for it -- for everything . jessica : how ? simone : we 'll explain on the way . paloma : yeah . now , let 's go before spike comes . [ scene_break ] fancy : are you sure those sweet little boys took your wallet ? noah : you saw me pay for the biscotti with money from my wallet and now my wallet 's gone . what else could have happened ? fancy : i 'm sorry . this is all my fault for wanting biscotti . noah : come on , do n't blame yourself , all right ? i felt a little tug on my pocket but i did n't bother to check it out . fancy : we -- we could try to catch them . noah : nah , it 's a waste of time . those kids , they know every alley and doorway for blocks around . god . man , now i ca n't buy you that espresso . fancy : i would treat you but i gave all my money to gianni . noah : right . you did n't , uh -- fancy : no . no . i -- i just was too lazy to buy drinks myself . noah : yeah . now esme is lining his pockets . fancy : and whether gianni 's still in his pants is anyone 's guess . noah : ok , let 's not talk about that . um , look , let 's just enjoy our biscotti by the fountain , huh ? fancy : ok . noah : grazie . god , you know , i wish i had at least a little change to buy one espresso . fancy : oh , see all those coins in the fountain ? there 's more than enough for us each to have an espresso . noah : mm - mm . mm - mm . we ca n't do that . we 'll get arrested . fancy : no one 's here to see us . come on . we can do it . [ laughing ] [ scene_break ] whitney : oh , god , i had to get out of those catacombs . something was really evil down there . something was really strange . i felt like i was suffocating or something . wow , look at that couple . they 're so much in love . whoever they are , they seem really happy . you know , chad and i once dreamed of coming to rome . but i guess our dream will never come true . [ scene_break ] tabitha : well , that 's it , endora . hopefully , the last spell you cast on fox is one of the ones we nixed . the fog is still guiding fox to kay . good ? no , it is n't , it 's bloody awful . you know that our bosses want kay to be with miguel , not fox . miguel 's already declared his undying love for kay . now he just needs time for her to get in the mood to make love to him . and then they will couple , which means they 'll finally become a couple and we will finally be safe . no , endora , do n't you dare try and muck this one up , ok ? aha -- i won , you lost . yeah , i knew you would n't listen to me , so your little spell played right into my crafty hands . well , very soon fox is going to come ashore and find kay and miguel alone on the beach , wrapped in each other 's arms . and your half - brother is going to be furious and heartbroken . yes , he is . but even if kay begs him to take her back , he wo n't do it . oh , fox is a crane through and through . his pride would never let him reconcile with kay . and you know what that means , do n't you ? it means kay will be free to love miguel without any guilt whatsoever . and who do you think maria and the boys in the basement will thank for that , huh ? you , endora . you and your misguided matchmaking will have saved the day . go away , fog , go away . mr. fox needs to see what 's what . kay : i 'm still so cold . miguel : look , i do n't know what else to do but to take off our wet clothes and huddle by the fire to try and get warm . fox : kay ! kay ! god , i wish i could see where i was going . there 's a beach straight ahead . what 's that ? fire ? kay must 've built one so i could find her . she must be stranded on the beach . i 'm coming , kay ! kay , i 'm coming ! miguel : i 'm warmer now , are you ? kay : i think so . miguel : are you still scared ? kay : no . i 've always felt safe in your arms . i just wish i understood what happened tonight . how are we going to explain this to fox ? miguel : we 'll tell him the truth . we do n't know what happened . tabitha : that 's it , smoke , keep them close . good , that should make fox plenty jealous . ah - ah , now . you stop that , young lady . this is mummy 's game and i 'm going to have it play out just the way i want it to . no more magic from you . kay : thanks for taking such good care of me . miguel : i wish you 'd let me do it all the time . kay : hmm . i do n't think fox would like that . miguel : what about you ? what would you like ? kay : i would like things to be simple again , like when we first started high school together . remember that night we had that big bonfire out on that beach with whitney and theresa and -- miguel and kay : reese . kay : hmm . miguel : we ended up huddled up close to the fire like this . kay : hmm . i was already head - over - heels in love with you by then . miguel : like i am with you now . kay : miguel , just do n't -- [ scene_break ] noah : come on . fancy : oh . noah : look , i think we have enough for two espressos now . fancy : ok , wait . let 's each make a wish . noah : ok . fancy : but we ca n't tell each other what it is or it wo n't come true . noah : all right . fancy : ok ? noah : you ready ? fancy : mm - hmm . noah : are you going to count ? fancy : no , you count . noah : all right . one , two , three . fancy : i hope my wish comes true . noah : yeah , me , too . fancy : well , let 's go get those espressos so we can have them with the biscotti . noah : i 'm in the mood for something a little sweeter . fancy : gelato ? noah : no . this . [ scene_break ] whitney : chad and i were like that couple once . we were happy and carefree and unashamed of our love . god , chad , i miss you so much . that should be us right there playing in the fountain , but it ca n't be because we 're half - brother and sister . and now chad is back in harmony raising our son all by himself , and i 'm here in rome trying to make the best of all of this . oh , god , i ca n't take this anymore . i got ta get out of here . [ scene_break ] simone : now come on , we have to hurry up . i 've got to drop off my note and we 've got to get your passport before we go to the airport . paloma : mm - hmm . jessica : ok . [ scene_break ] spike : jess ? jessica , where are you ? your friends ca n't help you now . the spike man knows you are here . i followed you from our place . what the hell ? [ phone ringing ] spike : yeah , what ? man : spike , i need you . spike : well , where are you ? man : rome . come at once . i have an important job for you . [ scene_break ] fox : kay , kay is that you ? that 's not kay . that 's -- that 's miguel . who is he with ? that -- that ca n't be kay . he 's about to start making love . that had better not be kay . kay : miguel , we should n't be doing this . miguel : i love you , kay . i love you . [ next_on ] lena : either he says good - bye to fancy or he 'll lose her forever . tabitha : you conjured up a mermaid , did n't you ? mermaid : [ in a sing - song voice ] miguel
kay and miguel , pushed along by a skeleton hand in the water , end up crashing on a beach . fox is following them , also with help from a hand , and hears kay scream . he keeps searching and finally sees them on the beach - or thinks he does . it 's very foggy and he 's not sure . it is them , however , and they are getting very close after taking their wet clothes off to dry by the fire . tabitha and endora work to undo all the spells they cast on the three of them , but endora ca n't help trying to help fox and kay . she ends up helping miguel , tabby , and the boys in the basement instead .
noah : paloma , you really do n't need to make me anything right now . i can get something to eat at home . paloma : no , it helps keep me busy . besides , it 's the least i can do after all the crying i 've done on your shoulder . noah : that 's what it 's there for . paloma : noah , what is going to happen to my brothers ? if ethan ca n't get a retrial on appeal , miguel is going to spend the rest of his life in prison and luis is going to die at the hands of the state . well , maybe that 's better than a slow death in jail . i 've heard how the other inmates treat you if you used to be a cop . [ scene_break ] guard : done , harry ? he 's starting to look like raw hamburger . luis : you 're a guard , for crying out loud ! guard : which means i 'm the boss . give him some more , harry . i do n't think he learned his lesson yet . [ scene_break ] esme : you look like hell , and not even warmed over . fancy : esme . esme : the one and only . what is wrong with you ? you look like you just lost your favorite prada bag . fancy : it 's a lot worse than that . esme : not your original chanel ? fancy : look , esme , it 's really nice to see you , but i 'm not in the mood for company right now . esme : oh , you need a drink . fancy : no , i do n't . ok . fancy : do you mind ? i -- i just need some time alone . esme : alone is how you will spend the rest of your life looking like that . oh , do n't tell me . is this about that cute luigi ? fancy : it 's luis . and what planet have you been living on , esme ? have n't you seen it in the papers ? esme : oh , you know i do n't read those things . they 're depressing and there 's so many words . so what happened ? fancy : luis is imprisoned . he was convicted of rape and murder and they sentenced him to death . esme : what ? he is too cute to die . fancy : oh , esme -- esme : well , he is . on the other hand , he 's so sexy , he wo n't be bored in prison . fancy : ok , just stop it , ok ? stop it right now . esme : well , lighten up , fance . i was just trying to make a little joke . what happened to your sense of humor ? fancy : if you do n't shut up this second , i 'm going to throw you out . do n't you realize the next time i see the man i love could be at his funeral ? [ scene_break ] [ door closes ] sheridan : what did you find out ? oh . i thought you were someone else . what are you doing here ? ivy : no one attacks my daughter the way you did on the witness stand and gets away with it . just who the hell do you think you are ? [ scene_break ] [ person weeps ] person : you 're not going anywhere , bitch . you 're going to die . theresa : fine , fine , do whatever you want to me . i do n't care if you kill me . just save ethan , please , save my brothers . just do n't punish them because of me , please . person : oh , but i like seeing you tortured , knowing that it 's all your fault . if you had n't defied me and made love to ethan , everyone you cared about would be fine right now . but no . not theresa . not the girl who always has to have it her way . look at what it 's done to your ethan now . theresa : please , no , stop the walls , please stop the walls . you 're going to crush him alive ! please stop . person : that 's the point -- let ethan die and you watch . theresa : no ! [ scene_break ] esme : oh , for crying out loud , fance , i did n't mean to make you cry ... out loud . you know , you 'd better stop or your mascara 's going to make you look like a raccoon . fancy : i always forget how you know just the right things to say . esme : aw , thank you . i 've heard that before . so , do you really think luis is going to fry ? fancy : they do n't do it that way anymore , esme . and he does n't deserve to die . he never attacked me or murdered anyone . esme : now , then why did the judge and jury think that he did ? fancy : because this whole trial has been manipulated by some creep with a lot of power . luis and his brother were both railroaded and convicted of crimes they did n't commit . esme : what about your half - brother ? is n't he like a lawyer or something ? fancy : yeah , ethan . he 's representing them . nobody could 've fought harder and better for luis and miguel . he 's filing for an appeal in both cases . i just do n't know if his request will be granted without any new evidence . esme : like what kind of new evidence ? fancy : we know someone conspired to frame luis and miguel . we just do n't know how to prove it yet . the worst part is i ca n't even visit luis in prison . esme : why not ? fancy : he does n't want to see me . it upsets him too much to see me like this . esme : gee , i wonder why . raccoon . look , if you 're going to blubber like a baby , you ca n't really blame him . fancy : i would n't break down if i just had a chance to see him again . i 'd be strong for him . but he wo n't even give me a chance to show him . [ scene_break ] ivy : you know , fancy is your niece , sheridan . there is no excuse for the way you treated her on the stand . sheridan : get off your high horse , ivy . i was n't trying to sabotage your daughter . i was trying to save luis . ivy : have you never heard the phrase `` blood is thicker than water `` ? sheridan : that is not fair . you know what luis used to mean to me . ivy : oh , `` used to `` ? that 's a joke . besides , everyone at that trial could see that there was no saving luis . it was a farce from the beginning to the end and it did n't matter what anyone said or did , luis was going to be found guilty . you knew that , sheridan , and you went after fancy anyway . you could n't pass up the opportunity to make fancy look bad in luis ' eyes . sheridan : i swore to tell the truth . the whole truth and nothing but -- ivy : yeah , yeah , well , there 's truth , and then there 's truth . you knew you did n't have to say as much as you did , but you relished every minute of it . well , are you happy now , sheridan ? are you happy , because not only did you not help luis , you managed to crush fancy 's spirit -- as if she was n't feeling bad enough already . how dare you compete with her for luis when you are the one who broke up with him in the first place . what is wrong with you ? sheridan : you know , you can stop at any time . ivy : no , i am just getting started . you know , sheridan , i always thought that you had been spared the ugly , twisted crane gene , but i was wrong . it 's been hiding under the surface . you are just as cruel and cold - hearted as your father and brother ever were . sheridan : how dare you . ivy : it 's true . it 's true . julian learned very well from alistair , but his heart was never in it . it was alistair who could n't stand losing . you know , to him , life was just a series of battles , each one a new chance to triumph over some poor sap who 'd gotten on his bad side . he had to win , no matter what the cost . he did n't even care what the outcome was as long as he won , just like you . sheridan : i do care . ivy : sheridan , you have everything any woman could ever want . you have a loving husband , you have a beautiful little boy ... a little boy who can help you recover from the boy you lost . why would you risk james and chris to pine away for luis ? what has turned you into this vindictive bitch you 've become ? you know , everyone thought that you were the family exception , that you had somehow escaped the crane curse . but they were wrong , sheridan . you are just as bad as your father . [ scene_break ] sam : hey ! what the hell is going on here ? guard : what do you think you 're doing ? sam : stopping you two goons ! guard : i do n't think so . [ scene_break ] theresa : stop the walls from moving ! you ca n't let him die ! person : want to bet ? all because it 's your fault , as usual . all because you could n't obey a simple instruction . theresa : do n't punish ethan because of my weakness ! now please , i 'll do anything that you want ! person : hmm . i almost believe you . theresa : i am telling you the truth . please save ethan , get my brothers out of jail , quickly , please . whatever you want , i will do it . person : all right . if you insist . theresa : is that going to stop it ? person : lucky for you , it will . theresa : it 's not stopping ! person : it 's supposed to . it must be broken . theresa : oh , my god . ethan 's going to die . ethan : that vent 's got to be a way out of here . [ scene_break ] paloma : i hope you like enchiladas . noah : yeah , it 's great . paloma : good . it 's an old family recipe . noah : paloma , i really want you to try to not think about your brothers , i mean , at least for tonight , all right ? i 've never met two guys more capable of taking care of themselves than luis and miguel . paloma : noah , you do n't know the prison system like i do . it 's not a healthy place to be , especially if you 're innocent . and it 's even worse if you used to be a cop . noah : ok , but they 're not going to be in there for long , right ? my dad and ethan , they 're still investigating the case . they 're going to find the criminals and then they 'll clear luis and miguel 's names . paloma : eat up . you do like spicy food , do n't you ? noah : love it . paloma : good . my tia maria in mexico used to say that that 's how you could pick out the man of your dreams -- by whether he loved the taste of your cooking . noah : well , then i 'm really going to like it . paloma : let me get you something to drink . noah : ok . paloma : good ? noah : words can not explain . [ scene_break ] ivy : oh , sheridan , you know , i was always so envious of you , envious of the way that people adored you . they all thought you were this angel on earth . but they were so wrong , were n't they ? sheridan : no . ivy : think about it . think about the way you have been acting ever since you found out that fancy is in love with luis . you have been mean and bitter and resentful . character traits i did n't even know you possessed . sheridan : i did n't , either . ivy : so you see ? even you -- even you realize you 've changed . but it 's not too late , sheridan . it 's not too late to go back . you can forget luis . you can start over . you can be a good wife and mother to james and to chris . sheridan : no . they 're gone . ivy : gone ? gone where ? gone ? sheridan : chris left me . he could n't take it after he heard what i had to say on the witness stand about my love for luis , so he left . i ca n't blame him , really . he took james with him . ivy : sheridan , maybe he 's just angry and he 's off licking his wounds . sheridan : no , no , i -- i tried to win him back , but he wants nothing to do with me . so i 'm all alone now . ivy : well , i know the feeling . sheridan : do n't compare the two of us . ivy : i wo n't . but i would like to share some things i have learned the hard way . you are at a crossroad in your life and you have a choice to make . and you can keep expending all this negative energy , making everyone else 's lives miserable because of what you feel you 've lost , or you can stop all this madness . you can start over . you do n't have to be like your father , sheridan . you do n't have to be bitter and resentful . you can be the woman everyone thought you were . you can be the woman that you used to be ... the woman that luis fell in love with . [ scene_break ] guard : stay out of this or you 'll end up in your own cell ! sam : in case you did n't notice , i 'm harmony 's chief of police . guard : and i 'm the head guard here , so why do n't you back off and let me do my job . i came here to break up the fight . sam : yeah , like hell you did . guard : that 's enough , that 's enough . get the hell out . you 're lucky i came by when i did . you could be hurt . luis : that 's real good of you . guard : i got to get harry down in the laundry . i 'll be back . let it go , let it go . sam : you look like hell . you all right ? luis : yeah , i 'm fine . lucky you showed up when you did . sam : look , i knew this place was a zoo , but i had no idea . i 'm going to go talk to the warden . luis : no , no , no . i think the warden 's the one who 's behind all of this . i 'm a marked man , sam . there 's nothing that you can do . [ scene_break ] fancy : i would do anything to see luis . esme : oh , i know exactly how you feel . do you remember that lovely françois i was seeing ? fancy : the one who was sent to prison for armed robbery ? esme : yeah . he was just trying to get me those lovely earrings that i liked ... in the louvre . fancy : wait , he planned a museum heist just to get you jewelry ? esme : well , i did tell him that if he really loved me he would n't be such a scaredy - pants , but i did n't actually think he 'd do it . you know , but those earrings were very special . they were worn by some french queen or other , and they were just sitting around in that silly little display case , wasting away . they would 've been so pretty with my eyes . fancy : you set him up , esme . esme : well , if you want to be mean about it . he almost got away with it , too , but then he got shot in the leg under that horrible pyramid thing . fancy : oh . esme : anyway , when he was sent to prison , i was devastated , and they would n't let me go visit him either because we were n't married . not that i would 've settled for anything less than a conjugal visit . really is a shame that never happened . did i ever tell you how we used to play jailer and inmate ? it was trés sexy . fancy : ok , i do n't want to hear about it . fancy : wait a minute . wait a minute . i think i know how i can get in to see luis . thank you , esme . [ scene_break ] person : this is supposed to freeze the wall . theresa : stop it ! do something , please . you 're going to crush him alive ! stop it , please ! person : this is n't what i planned . i was only trying to scare him into doing what i want . oh , ethan , no . he ca n't die . [ scene_break ] sam : look , luis , are you sure you 're all right ? luis : yeah . sam : at least have a seat . let me go get the prison doctor . luis : no , sam , i 'm fine , ok ? it 's a few cuts and bruises . nothing i ca n't handle . what are you doing here , anyway ? is fancy ok ? sam : yes and no . i heard you barred both her and sheridan from coming here . luis : yeah , i did . well , can you blame me ? i -- just i did n't want them to see me like this . especially fancy . god , i miss her so much already . [ scene_break ] esme : what are you thinking , fance ? what did i say that made you have an idea of how to see luis ? fancy : you 'll see . esme : ok . fancy : there . esme : oh , all right , you got me curious . oh . do you really think that 'll work ? fancy : it 's got to . i have to see luis again . [ scene_break ] ivy : you need to let go of what you perceive as slights and injuries from other people , especially fancy . sheridan : of course you 'd say that , ivy . she 's your daughter . ivy : ok , true , i 'm a little more involved in what 's happening because my daughter is the object of your resentment . but i 'm not just talking about fancy here . i 'm talking about you . i care about what happens to you , sheridan . you need to get a hold of yourself . you need to start over and -- and look towards your future . sheridan : what future is that ? ivy : the same one we all have . you do n't have to be like your father . alistair was a miserable , pathetic excuse for a human being . and you -- you were the recipient of much of his cruelty , so you know what a monster he was . sheridan : now i understand what made him the way he was . ivy : how could you ? he was sick and twisted and perverse . sheridan : he lost my mother , the woman he loved . ivy : ok , you are not defending him . sheridan : i 'm just saying that i understand him . i know what it 's like to lose the one person that you need in order to survive . ivy : are you talking about your son , marty , or luis ? sheridan : both . i lost my boy and then i lost luis on top of that . i married chris because i believed luis to be dead . ivy : but when you found out that he was n't -- sheridan : i -- i did n't want to be disloyal to chris . i thought i was doing the right thing by letting luis go . then i lost chris and james on top of that . and now luis is in jail , sentenced to death . so i have nothing to lose anymore . ivy : sheridan , that 's not true . it 's not . you could start over . you can go back to being the old you . sheridan : the old me ? the old sheridan , as you call her , had luis . i do n't . at least not yet , anyway . ivy : ok , now you sound just like him . sheridan : who ? ivy : your father . who else ? congratulations . you have become a crane through and through . sheridan : look who 's talking , after the lengths you went to to break up sam and grace bennett . you could n't stand to see him happy with another woman , so you did whatever it took to win him back . ivy : yes . and it did n't work . it did n't work , sheridan . i was so filled with self - pity and resentment that i could n't see right from wrong and i lost sam again . do n't make the same mistake that i made . sheridan : i do n't intend to . i will win luis back in the end . ivy : i will not let you hurt my daughter any more than you already have . sheridan : i do n't know why you 're defending fancy , when you should be a little more protective of your other daughter , pretty , after what fancy did to her . ivy : we do n't know all the facts . sheridan : no , but we know enough to know that fancy is no angel . far from it . she turned luis against me , and i will not let her get away with that , i promise . [ scene_break ] person : harder , ethan . push harder ! theresa : just go to him , please , go save him ! go to him ! person : there 's no time ! theresa : oh , my god , ethan . oh , my god . theresa : thank you , god , he is still alive . person : no thanks to you . i hope you do n't think that you 're going to have some sort of romantic reunion with him . hmm , how quickly the selfish bitch forgets . you promised to do what i want if i saved ethan and your brothers . theresa : but -- person : yes , are you in or out , theresa ? will you do what it takes to save their lives ? theresa : yes . person : hmm . all right , then . you must tell ethan that you are truly finished with him and that you are never going to be with him under any given circumstances . theresa : oh , my god . person : if there is one , he ca n't help you now . theresa : of course i 'll do it . person : and be a loyal and loving wife to your husband , jared ? theresa : yes . person : hmm . good . oh , and one more thing . theresa : what else could you possibly want from me ? person : you must have jared 's baby . [ scene_break ] paloma : i 'm glad you like it . i do n't mean to brag , but this is my specialty . you know what ? i was n't going to , but i think i 'll have some , too . noah : uh - uh . paloma : dios mio ! this has way too much hot sauce . how can you be eating this ? noah : i , uh -- paloma : noah , you were trying to spare my feelings . you must have thought i was completely loca . noah : well , maybe not ready for your own cooking show , but i just -- paloma : i am so sorry . i was n't paying attention . i must have put in a tablespoon instead of a teaspoon of the spice . noah : shh , shh , shh . paloma : oh , my god , you have to be the sweetest man in the whole world to eat something this terrible . noah : wow . if i knew i was going to get that kind of reception , i would 've gone back for seconds . [ scene_break ] luis : look , no offense , sam , but i really do n't want to talk about fancy right now if that 's ok . sam : well , that 's too bad , because there 's something i think you should know . she turned in her badge a few hours ago . luis : she what ? sam : she quit . she does n't want to be a cop anymore . she 's off the force . luis : that does n't make any sense . i know how much it meant to her . sam : she just says she does n't want to do it anymore . i mean , everywhere she turns , everything reminds her of you . luis : that 's great . well , that 's just great . is there anything else i can ruin in her life ? sam : look , it 's not your fault you 're here , luis . i just wish she had n't quit . i got to admit , when she first signed up , i thought it was all a game to her . but then i saw how determined she was and she really impressed me . luis : me , too . sam : well , this is a real blow to harmony p.d . , i mean , losing her and especially , you know , losing you . i told her if she ever wanted her job , she could have it back . luis : i wonder what she 's planning to do with her time now . [ scene_break ] fancy : oh , any success ? esme : well , if you call this mop a success . we should put it on a leash and call it rover . woof . and these -- i do n't know who would wear these . you know , do n't answer that . i do n't want to know . fancy : well , if it 'll help me get to see luis , then it 's worth it . esme : i guess . oh , i almost forgot to tell you . guess who i ran into in milan last week . fancy : i ca n't imagine . esme : pretty . fancy : thank you . you think so ? esme : no , your sister , pretty . that 's who i ran into . fancy : oh , my god . did you speak to her ? esme : well , i was going to , and then i realized she did n't want anyone to know who she was . i overheard her talking to someone and she was using an alien . an alias . fancy : so maybe it was n't even her . esme : oh , no , it was your sister , all right . i tricked her . i waited until she turned around and then i called out , `` pretty ! `` and then she wheeled around , and as soon as she saw me , she rushed right off . fancy : i ca n't believe it . i wonder what she 's up to . esme : well , beats me . i never saw her again . fancy : i 'd give anything to know that she 's all right . esme : you know what ? forget i said anything . you know , do n't worry about it . you have more important things on your plate right now . fancy : yeah . it 's just that maybe luis ' troubles are all some kind of karmic payback for me . esme : come again ? fancy : what i did to pretty . maybe this is exactly what i deserve . [ scene_break ] ethan : i do n't even know what part of the mansion i 'm in anymore . ethan : that 's theresa 's voice . she 's got to be with that freak . theresa : you want me to have jared 's baby ? why ? person : what 's the difference why ? it 's what i want you to do . but if i must spell it out for you , it 's the surest way to bind you closer to your husband . so far , that ring on your finger has n't done the job . theresa : but a baby ? person : let me put it to you this way . if you do n't get pregnant by jared lickety - split , i 'll see to it that your brother miguel rots in jail until he gets moldy and i 'll make sure that luis ' death sentence will be carried out . what 's more , i 'll tell the world that little ethan is n't a crane and you 'll lose everything . theresa : you ca n't do this . person : hmm . still underestimating me , theresa ? i can do anything i want . [ plane engine ] [ scene_break ] fancy : for as long as i live , i 'll never stop thinking about my sister , pretty . esme : oh , you sound so guilty when you say her name . fancy : i am . esme : do n't you know by now that guilt is an utterly useless emotion ? what 's done is done . water over the bridge or under the dam , or whatever the hell that expression is . fancy : well , i do n't want to talk about it . esme : all right . well , anyway , i 've got to run . i have plans . it was so nice seeing you , sort of . fancy : take care . esme : are you sure there 's nothing else i can do ? like help you find something decent to wear ? fancy : ok , just go . esme : i 'm gone . and good luck with luigi . fancy : luis . fancy : ok , i ca n't think about pretty now . i 've got to see luis . [ scene_break ] ivy : sheridan , it 's not too late to become a better person . sheridan : you know what ? if you 're through critiquing me , i got things i got to do . ivy : so it is a complete transformation . sheridan : the only thing that is transformed is my life . i was born a crane , and i finally know what it means to act like one . i will not rest until luis is mine . ivy : do n't you see what you 've become , sheridan ? sheridan : you know what ? you can leave at any time . oh , and by the way , thank you for helping me to realize my destiny . because until you came here , i was a little unsure , but now i know exactly what i have to do . ivy : i 'm warning you , sheridan , if you go anywhere near -- sheridan : i know , i know , you do n't want me to hurt fancy . but you know what , maybe you should 've been a little bit more protective of your other daughter . ivy : if you tell luis what happened between them -- sheridan : i will do whatever i have to do . and if you care about fancy like you say you do , then i would do her a favor and tell her to stay away from luis , because it will make things so much easier all the way around . sheridan : go on , ivy . go warn fancy . it wo n't make any difference . [ scene_break ] ethan : i know that was theresa 's voice . i 've got to save her from that sicko . person : will you do it ? will you have jared 's baby ? most women ca n't wait to have children by their husbands . person : very good . ethan : theresa , can you hear me ? theresa : ethan ! ethan , i 'm here ! person : let 's go . theresa : ethan ! ethan : theresa ! [ scene_break ] paloma : i 'm a total loser . i ca n't even make a dish i 've done a thousand times in my life . noah : shh , it was n't that bad at all . ok , it was rough going there for a while . i was beginning to wish i had a will . paloma : why do you even hang out with me ? even if i had n't almost killed you with my food , i 'm a total downer because of my brothers . noah : no , look , anyone would be upset right now . i 'd be more worried if you were n't upset . is n't that what a relationship is about , right , being together through the good times and the bad ? paloma : i guess . noah : it is . you 're stunning . i want to be with you . you 're going to have to get used to that . [ scene_break ] ivy : fancy , honey , are you here ? fancy : yes , mother . what 's up ? ivy : oh , i just came from sheridan . she wants luis back and she does n't care what she has to do to accomplish that . fancy : that 's old news , mother . i 've known what she was up to for months now . ivy : yes , well , i had no idea she was that ruthless . she 's as bad as your grandfather ever was . fancy : i am not scared of aunt sheridan , especially not now when i 've got more serious problems like luis ' death sentence . i have to see him . ivy : i thought he 'd taken you off the visitor list . fancy : yeah , i figured out a way around that . ivy : oh , good grief . fancy : ok , so it 's not the best look for me , but it 's all i could come up with on short notice . ivy : i do n't understand . ivy : well , you ca n't expect to get away with that . fancy : i have to . ivy : oh , my god , you 're doing it , too . fancy : what 's that ? ivy : acting like a crane . your eyes are as cold and as calculating as alistair 's ever were . fancy : whatever i have to do to see luis . ivy : oh , my god , will his legacy never end ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : we 'll be together again , luis . i wo n't rest until we are . [ scene_break ] sam : i got to get back to the station . luis : thanks for coming . sam : you sure you 're going to be fine ? luis : hey , i 'm going to be fine . sam : you sure you do n't want me to talk to the warden ? luis : no , i do n't want you to talk to the warden because i 've got a hunch that he 's the one who 's behind my special treatment . sam : man , i hate leaving . luis : you want to do something for me , sam ? find the creep who set me and miguel up , ok ? sam : well , it 's probably the same person who 's been blackmailing theresa and pulling judge reilly 's strings . luis : yeah , i 'm thinking the same thing . sam : stay strong . luis : i will . guard : hope you 're not expecting any help from your friend there . nobody can help you in here . nobody . [ scene_break ] theresa : ethan , help me ! person : move it ! ethan : you 're not going to get away ! ethan : you 're going to pay for what you 've done , freak ! theresa : ethan . ethan : theresa . oh , my god . it 's ok , it 's ok . we 're together . we 're together now . it 's all right . theresa : no , we 're never going to be together , ethan . it 's over . [ next_on ] sheridan : i need something done , something very important . simone : jess , you 're pregnant ? luis : antonio ? my god , is that you ?
sam goes to the prison to tell luis about fancy quitting the force . when he gets there he sees the guard helping the other inmate beat up luis . sam stops it . fancy 's friend esme is back and tells what has happened . esme tells fancy that she saw pretty . paloma tries to make noah dinner and its horrible . noah was polite enough to eat it . he also comforts her about her brothers . ivy goes and sees sheridan . she discovers how evil sheridan is being . after the talk she goes and sees fancy . theresa tries to escape from the blackmailer . she says she will do anything to save ethan . the blackmailer tells her that she has to have jared 's baby . ethan manages to escape at the last second . ethan then goes and saves theresa . he chased her and the blackmailer . when he finally gets to theresa she says they can never be together .
whitney : you know , i came here tonight with liz to try to clear my head of everything and feel better , but instead everything has j gotten much worse . chad : things will turn around , i promise . whitney : how ? my mother is furious with me . and she went through the roof when she saw me up on that stage tonight singing . eve : stop ! stop the music ! stop it ! stop ! stop ! ob chad : dr. russell , what are you -- whitney : mom ! eve : what are you doing ? you stop it ! chad : i mean , she really lost it . but what does your mother have against singing , anyway ? whitney : look , i have no idea . and , of course , on top of that , my father went crazy when he saw us together tonight . chad : he 's just going to have to accept the fact that we 're in love . and both of your parents are going to have to accept the fact that you 're going to be a singer . whitney : i do n't think theye e ever going to accept that . this is just a nightmare . i mean , i just want us to be together , to be happy . is that too much to ask ? liz : well , she 's not in the ladies ' room , t.c . t.c . : well , what happened to her ? liz : i think i might have an idea where she went . t.c . : you do ? where ? liz : follow me . eve : i 'm just so worried about whitney . julian : i know you are , eve . eve : you know , i 'm afraid that my whole family 's falling apart , and it 's all because of me . julian : no . eve : yes . because of my past . julian : listen to me , it 's all going to be ok . you 're a fantastic mother and wife . you ca n't blame yourself . come here . [ eve gasps ] julian : dear god . luis : struck out , too , huh ? hank : i still do n't think she 's far from here . antonio : sheridan , are you ok ? sheridan : yeah , just a little cold . antonio : come on , let 's get you someplace warm , get you something warm to drink . how 's that ? hank : the book cafe 's right around the corner . antonio : all right , let 's go . luis : antonio , look , there 's something that i need to -- beth : luis ? luis ? um , would you mind helping me get mother home before you go ? luis : no , of course not . i 'll just take you home , and then i 'll hook up with you guys at the book cafe . antonio : ok , we 'll see you in just a little while . luis : ok . mrs. wallace : luis , honey , you know , why do n't you go ahead and go with the others . beth and i can manage . beth : no . i mean , you and the walker are just a lot to handle , mother . mrs. wallace : hmm . luis : oh , do n't worry , it 's no trouble at all , mrs . wallace , come on . mrs. wallace : very well . thank you , honey . antonio : you 'll feel better in a minute . come on in here , sit down , try to relax . hank : you 've been through hell tonight . sheridan : i keep seeing that woman coming at me with the letter - opener . hank : hey , do n't worry , we 're going to find her . antonio : that 's right , we are . sheridan , i love you . you are my life . and i told you , if anyone ever tried to hurt you or take you away from me , i 'd kill them . i mean it . i would never let anyone take you away from me , ever . beth : ugh ! oh , no , my -- my baby . oh , no ! my baby ! oh ! singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life for a limited time , there 's agreat offer at lenscrafters luis : what baby ? beth , what are you talking about ? beth : oh , i -- oh . i do n't know what i said . with the fall and all , i -- i do n't know . i was just talking . luis : but you did say something about having a baby . beth : what ? luis : beth -- come on , talk to me here . i know what i heard . you said something about `` my baby . `` what 's going on ? beth : no , um , nothing , luis . luis : beth , come on . come on . beth : really , do n't worry about me . you 've got enough going on . luis : but i do worry about you , ok ? now , come on , i care about you . mrs. wallace 's voice : oh , she is going into martyr mode . what is that wicked girl up to ? luis : tell me the truth here , beth . are -- are you pregnant ? the truth ? beth : yeah . i 'm pregnant , luis . i 'm -- i 'm having a baby . antonio : i wish there was something i could do to help you through this . sheridan : i 'll -- i 'll be all right . antonio : yes , you will , because i 'll make sure of that . i know you 've been having those nightmares , and who would n't with someone out there trying to kill you . but i feel like there 's something else going on . sheridan : something else ? antonio : yeah , something that 's adding a lot of pressure to you . i know that you and luis have something that you want to tell me , but every time you get ready to tell me , something comes up , it does n't end up happening . that makes me worry about you , sheridan . it 's just putting way too much pressure on you , and it has to end . i 'm just hoping that when you and luis tell me whatever it is you need to that it 'll take that pressure off of you . i just do n't want to see you in pain like this . i 'll get you something to drink . hank , do you want some coffee ? hank : sure . antonio : i 'll be back in a sec . sheridan : oh , hank . hank : i know . sheridan : i mean , what luis and i have to tell antonio , it might relieve the pressure that i 'm under , but it 's going to destroy him , and i do n't want to hurt antonio . hank : of course not . sheridan : i need to be with luis and i need to be with him all the time . hank : i understand . sheridan : i love him so much , hank . julian : you . fox : father . dr. russell . what 's going on here ? fox : well , father ? t.c . : do you really think eve went outside to get some air ? liz : well , i ca n't be too sure , but it does n't hurt to check . the door 's that way . t.c . : ok . luis : so you 're having a baby . beth : oh , god , i never should 've said anything . luis : why ? beth : i -- i did n't want you to know . mrs. wallace : sure you didn't . beth : i know what kind of pressure you 're under , and i did n't want to add to it , what , with sheridan being pregnant , possibly with your baby . the last thing that i ever wanted was for you to find out that -- that i was carrying your child . luis : my child ? beth : you 're the only man i 've ever been with , luis . there 's never been anyone else . this baby is yours . yours . no question . mrs. wallace : i have lots of questions . luis : i -- i do n't know what to say . beth : no , you do n't have to say anything . and i do n't want you worrying or feeling like you 're under any obligation . mrs. wallace : you are a wicked , wicked girl . beth : and i do n't expect you to do anything . i just -- i want you to forget that i ever told you . luis : beth , come on , i mean , how can i forget ? beth : really , it 's ok . believe me , i do n't want to make things harder on you . that 's why i never planned on telling you . i do n't want to cause you more problems , and i still don't . luis : so this is what you were hiding . i mean , i knew it was something , but i had no idea . no idea it was something like this . mrs. wallace : you are an evil girl , beth -- evil . chad : there you go . whitney : thank you . chad : now , is there anything else i can get for you , do for you ? i 'd really love to see you smile . whitney : i sure wish that i had a reason to smile . chad : you will . you 'll have a million reasons to smile , i promise . whitney : i just wonder when that 's going tbebe . chad : just hang in there . things are going to get better soon . whitney : right now i do n't think things are ever going to get any better . my whole family is furious with me . simone hates me because she thinks that i stole you away from her , and daddy , he 's dead set against us being together at all . and mom , she 's even more upset at the idea of my singing than anything else . chad : whitney , i know this is n't easy , all right , but you got to stand up for yourself . let your parents know what you want . whitney : i 'm not sure i can do that anymore . chad : just think about how happy you were singing tonight . i mean , you were so alive up there on stage . that is where you belong . whitney : it did feel really good . chad : because you were doing something you love to do . singing is your dream . it 's what you want , what you need . whitney : yeah . it is . chad : then come to l.a. with me . you can sing and i 'll write and produce the music . we 'll be a team . you and i have a real future together , not just in music but as a couple in love . so come with me . please ? liz : oh , eve . once t.c . catches you with julian , you can kiss your perfect little life goodbye . eve : oh , god , it 's t.c . t.c . : eve , what are you doing out here ? eve : what ? t.c . : i asked you , what are you doing out here and who are you out here with ? fox : was n't it obvious who she 's out here with ? ing ! ring ! ] sheridan : i just ca n't bear the thought of hurting antonio . hank : i do n't think there 's any way to avoid it . you 're not alone in this . luis is with you . he 's right by your side , and you know you can always count me . sheridan : thank you , hank . i just know it 's going to kill luis to hurt antonio . hank : well , maybe you should stop worrying about everybody else and start thinking about yourself and your baby , what this is doing to you . sheridan : right . my baby . and i keep trying to stay calm , but things just keep getting worse . every time i try to tell antonio about luis and me , he just turns around and tells me how much he loves me . i feel awful . but then i look at luis and i see what i 'm putting him through and -- hank : and it 's worse for you . i know . i see it . sheridan : you know , luis is right . enough is enough . we have to tell antonio the truth . the longer we keep putting this off , the worse it 's going to be . it 's just going to be so incredibly hurtful for antonio to find out that i 'm l love with his brother . and what makes it worse is that this child i 'm carrying might be luis ' . i ca n't even imagine how painful it would be to find out the person you love is carrying another man 's baby or fathered another woman 's child . luis : wow . you 're carrying my child . beth : oh , i 've upset you . luis : no , 's 's just that -- beth : no , i feel terrible , ok ? i never wanted to do that . luis : beth , come on . you got no reason to apologize , all right ? i just feel bad that you felt like you could n't come to me and tell me that you were pregnant . beth : but i did n't want to be a burden to you , luis , and i still don't . i 'll be ok . mrs. wallace : playing it to the hilt . luis : hey , you 're not going to go through this alone , all right ? i promise you that . i 'll be here for you . beth : oh , luis -- luis : hey , i 'll never abandon you . look , we should go somewhere and talk this through , ok ? beth : ok . whatever you want . mrs. wallace : `` whatever you want . `` luis : wait a second . um -- beth : what 's wrong ? luis : well , i do n't want to risk you falling again , so you stay here with your mother . i 'm going to go get the car . i 'll be right back , ok ? all right . mrs. wallace : and the oscar goes to ms . beth wallace , my wicked , wicked daughter . beth : did you say something , mother ? mrs. wallace : you should be ashamed of yourself , playing the martyr like that . beth : do i look ashamed , mother ? mrs. wallace : you are n't going to have a baby . you are lying . beth : of course i 'm lying . what , did you really think that i was pregnant ? mrs. wallace : for a moment . you almost had me . i almost believed you . see , but then -- then i started to wonder when you went over the top with the selfless routine . beth : oh , over the top ? i 'm insulted . mrs. wallace : you should be . i can not believe -- i can not believe that you would be crazy enough to lie about something like this . beth : you call it crazy , i call it clever . mrs. wallace : to lie about being pregnant ? beth : mm - hmm . it 's all part of my plan to get luis . it 's going to work , trust me . luis is going to be mine . mrs. wallace : oh , you -- ugh . chad : all you have to do is pack your bags . i mean , hell , you do n't even have to do that . just get on that plane . i 'll get you all new stuff when you get to l.a. you 're not saying anything . whitney : because i ca n't think , ok ? my head is all over the place with all this stuff . chad : baby , just focus on one thing -- singing . it 's simple enough , is n't it ? whitney : yeah . chad : it 's going to be so great out there for us . we 'll both be pursuing our dreams . and we 'll do it . we 'll blow that town wide open . and best of all , we 'll be together . no having to sneak around . we 'll be ourselves , not having to answer to anyone . all you have to do is get on that plane . what do you say ? whitney : i want to . chad : then do it . whitney : baby , i can't . chad : of course you can . whitney : please , just try and understand , ok ? let 's just do what my parents have asked . all right ? i 'll stay here for six months -- that 's it -- and then after that , i can come join you in l.a. , all right ? chad : whitney , i 'm saying this because i love you , but at some point , hopefully sooner than later -- but at some point , you 're going to have decide whether you 're your parents ' little girl or the woman that loves me . whitney : i know . i know . fox : well , is n't it obvious who dr . russell 's out here with ? i mean , i 'm the only other one in this alley . she 's -- she 's out here with me . t.c . : why ? fox : well , i saw how upset she was inside , you know , and i saw her come out here . and so i just thought i 'd come out and make sure she was ok . eve : that 's right , honey , i had to get some air , clear my head . and i came out , and fox came out to see if i was ok . and i was just about to go back in again when you came out and just gave me the surprise of my life . what are you doing he ? e ? t.c . : well , liz had called me and told me that you and whitney were here . eve : oh , liz called . t.c . : yeah , liz saw what was going on and thought i could come by and help out . you know what , we are so lucky to have liz as a friend . eve : yes . lucky . liz : you know , it 's awfully dark out here . are you sure that no one else is here ? óç8pç the w.h.o . saves 3 million lives a year . but has their travel advisory put toronto 's economy on life support ? they changed the world . what does it take to change their mind ? tonight 's global national . singer : you are my passion for life antonio : hey , play this song next , will you ? bartender : yeah , you got it . antonio : thanks . hank : i do n't figure anything could be harder , not only for you but for luis , too . sheridan : he 's in agony over this . hank : well , it 's got to be done . antonio has to know the truth . sheridan : you know , this should be the happiest time of my life . i 'm pregnant . i 'm having the man that i love 's baby . i just feel like my whole world is crashing around me . why does my love for luis have to cause so much pain for someone as wonderful as antonio ? hank : i wish i had the answer . sheridan : i just wish so many things . i especially wish -- no , i pray that antonio can take the news about luis and me as well as beth has . you know , she 's just been so supportive . she really wants luis and me to be happy . [ music plays ] sheridan : oh , god . antonio : there you go . hank : thanks . antonio : sheridan , what 's wrong ? it 's not the song , is it ? look , i was just trying to take your mind off things , you know , help you focus on this baby you 're having with the man you love . hank : she 's just really exhausted , antonio . she needs a real rest . sheridan : i 'll be all right . do n't worry about me . antonio : all right . what could be keeping luis and beth ? hank : yeah , they said that they were just going to drop off mrs . wallace and come right back . antonio : maybe that crazy lady came back . hank : you know , i think i 'm going to check on them . antonio : i 'd go with you , but you know what , i 'm going to stay here with sheridan . sheridan : no , no , no , i 'll go with you . antonio : no . are you sure ? sheridan : yeah , i 'm positive . i feel fine now . antonio : you did n't even drink your tea . sheridan : yeah , i 'm fine . i really want to go . mrs. wallace : lying to luis , making him believe that you are pregnant with his baby when you are not . what kind of person does that , bethy ? beth : a smart one ? mrs. wallace : an evil person , that 's who ! beth : were n't you looking at him ? didn'touou see his face ? luis ca n't do enough for me . mrs. wallace : oh , luis . he is a good , decent man , and you 're taking advantage of him ! beth : you bet i am . i knew how he 'd react . i knew he would do this . i ca n't tell you how many times luis has talked about fatherhood and how seriously he would take his responsibility . luis feels an obligation to me , mother , to my unborn child . a very strong obligation . mrs. wallace : do n't you count on it . beth : oh , but i am . that 's what this is all about -- me knowing my man , his character , how he 'd react , and i nailed this one . he will never walk out on me , never walk out on his baby because he has to do the right thing , be a good father . that 's just too important to him . mrs. wallace : once he finds out that you are lying , he is going to do more than just walk out on you ! beth : well , he 's not going to find out ! mrs. wallace : oh ? oh , really ? [ mrs. wallace cackles ] mrs. wallace : see , not only are you evil , but you 're crackers ! whoo ! see , because luis will find out because you are not pregnant . you are not carrying his baby ! and one of these days , little missy , he 's actually going to expect you to give birth to this nonexistent baby ! what are you going to do then , huh ? beth : well , do n't you worry about it . mrs. wallace : oh , me ? no , no , i 'm not worried at all . i 'm just wondering what you 're going to do . i mean , you know , precious may wear diapers , but i doubt that even she will pass for a human baby . beth : oh , yeah , you just keep the jokes coming , mother . mrs. wallace : all you 're going to do is keep digging yourself into a deeper hole which you are not going to get out of , and that is no joke because all your lies , missy , all your lies are going to catch up with you . beth : nono , they won't . i have a plan . mrs. wallace : yeah , a plan to get yourself committed to a loony bin ! that 's your plan . beth : no , luis and i will be together . [ mrs. wallace scoffs ] mrs. wallace : really ? and what about sheridan , huh ? luis not only has an obligation to sheridan and their baby , but he actually loves her . she is the one that he wants to marry and be with forever , not you ! beth : do n't you worry about sheridan because she wo n't be a concern much longer . in fact , she 's going to be out of our lives very soon . she 's going to be gone forever . liz : is n't it possible that someone else could be out here ? after all , it is so very dark out here . fox : don't . you know what , be careful , careful . i think i saw a bit rat -- fangs and nasty . come on . eve : oh , honey , we 'd better go in and get whitney and go home . t.c . : yeah , that 's a good idea . liz : oh , this is so typical of you cranes , covering for each other . fox : hey , look , lady , i have n't a clue what 's going on here , ok ? i was just trying to prevent something nasty from going on , that 's all . julian : there 's nothing going on . fox : you know what , do n't give me that . hey , i got a gut feeling that some pretty big secrets are being kept , not only from me but from t.c . and whitney as well . care to enlighten me ? liz : go ahead , julian . enlighten him . fox : well , father ? julian : forget what you saw out here . fox : forget ? julian : erase it from your mind . fox : well , that 's going to be kind of difficult to do . i mean , the image has left quite an impression -- the upstanding dr . russell , who despises our family , in your arms ? julian : listen , i was comforting a woman who was upset about her daughter . leave it at that . fox : yeah , you know what , you never comfort anyone unless you can get something in return . julian : this conversation is over . fox : well , well , well . looks like i finally got something on daddy . w ? so , it was called cattle point . of the nation , and subsequentlyne of th here . your crue e director , ron t.c . : come on , whitney , let 's go . we 're leaving now , together . whitney : daddy , please . t.c . : whitney , we have already been through this . chad is going back to california . you are going to rededicate yourself back to tennis . chad : what ? t.c . : that 's right . come on , whitney , we 're going to talk about this in the morning when we both have calmed down . chad : whoa , whoa , dr . russell , coach russell -- t.c . : this is a family matter ! chad : whitney did n't do anything wrong . t.c . : you know what -- i do not appreciate my daughter spending the night in a nightclub . whitney : daddy , i told you i came here with liz . i had no idea that chad was going to be here . mom , please . eve : honey , honey , your father and i agree on this . i do n't want you hanging around in jazz clubs . i want our family to get back to normal and get our lives back on track . chad : that 's not going to be as easy as you may think . eve : what do you mean , chad ? chad : whether you admit it or not , whitney 's an adult . she 's a woman who can make her own decisions . t.c . : god , i 'm going to -- eve : no , t.c . , we 're leaving now -- the three of us , whitney -- and we 'll just deal with this later . julian : do n't even think about it . fox : what ? julian : whitney is a nice girl . do n't pull your playboy number on her . fox : my , my , my . i am certainly seeing a different side of you tonight , father . first you 're protective of dr . russell , and now her daughter ? what other secrets are you hiding ? do n't worry , i 'll find out . mrs. wallace : do n't tell me you are still planning to kill sheridan . beth : ok , i wo n't tell you . mrs. wallace : but you and charlie were almost caught tonight ! beth : almost only counts in horseshoes or something . anyway , do n't worry about sheridan because i have got a better plan for her . mrs. wallace : better plan ? what , what , what ? beth : it 's brilliant , so incredibly brilliant that nothing can go wrong . luis is going to be mine . mrs. wallace : oh . so you think your new best friend is going to go along with this brilliant plan , huh ? i would n't be so sure about that , uh - uh . not , of course , unless it involves dismembering sheridan like one of her blondie dolls . let me tell you something -- charlie may be unconscious now , but she 's going to come to , and when she does , she 's going to head right out after sheridan . and you know why ? because she 's nuts and hellbent on killing sheridan , thanks to you . beth : i can handle charlie . mrs. wallace : oh , she 's going to take a lot more than handling . and you -- you are going to get caught in yet another lie ! beth : no , i won't . mrs. wallace : yes , you will . and just wait , wait , wt till charlie finds out that you are pregnant . beth : oh . mrs. wallace : oh , yeah , right . duh . i do n't think she 's going to like the idea of you being preggers with a man 's baby . i think she 's going to see that as a betrayal , not take it too kindly . beth : ok , i know what i 'm doing , mother . mrs. wallace : yeah , but do you know what charlie is going to do ? beth : damn it , mother , my plan is going to work ! mrs. wallace : tsk , tsk , tsk . i hate it when you use such bad language . beth : nothing is going to stop me this time ! [ mrs. wallace chuckles ] luis : hi . beth : hey . luis : you all set ? mrs. wallace : i am . luis : pulled the car around as close as i could . come on , let me help you . beth : uh , no . luis -- i really appreciate all that you 're doing . i mean , you 're a wonderful man . but i ca n't put you through this , not with everything else that you 're having to deal with . luis : beth -- beth : no . i 've thought about this . i 've made a decision . i know what i have to do . i ca n't have this baby . luis : what ? beth : i 'm -- i 'm going to he e an abortion . liz : what are you drinking , julian ? julian : this night just keeps going from bad to worse . liz : from the looks of it , seems to be a double . julian : you 're a keenly perceptive woman , liz . liz : and you are a man who just had a very close call . julian : could we dispense with this conversation ? liz : ones that will keep getting closer . julian : if you insist on talking , at least make sense . liz : one day , t.c . is going to realize what secrets that you and my sister share . and when that happens , both of you will be all done . my sister is going to see her perfect little life go up in flames . julian : it 's strange how your face lights up at the thought of her misery . liz : it 's not strange at all . julian : yeah , right . it 's rather sick . liz : eve has caused me more misery than you can imagine . julian : and the idea of getting your revenge thrills you . liz : to no end . julian : what a sad , empty life you live , to get pleasure out of inflicting pain . liz : you cranes wrote the book on that , julian . and for you to try and stake out some high moral ground when it comes to eve -- it 's downright laughable . you are responsiblfofor all the deep , dark , sordid secrets my sister is keeping . because when she goes down , it 's going to be all because of you . fox : looks like things did n't pan out too well for you tonight , huh ? chad : yeah , and she ca n't say no to them -- at least not yet . you know , when it comes to % her family , man , i just ca n't win . fox : yeah , well , you know , t.c . can be a difficult man . chad : he 's a pigheaded son of a -- fox : no . toell you the truth , though , that pretty much sums him up , huh ? chad : huh . i do want to thank you , though . fox : thank me ? for what chad : you really tried to help out tonight and i appreciate it . fox : anytime . you know , i 'd like to be a real friend to you , chad . chad : cool . fox : all right . and to whitney . luis : an abortion ? beth : my being pregnant , having your baby , it would only complicate things with you and sheridan , and i never wanted to do that . i do n't want to make your life any more confused than it already is . i just -- i ca n't go through with this pregnancy . luis : beth -- come on , you 've always been against abortion . beth : yeah , but -- luis : i know how desperately you want children . i mean , we 've talked about it . beth : i do n't want to end this pgngnancy . i would love nothing more than to have a baby -- your baby . but what else can i do ? how can i have a child , be a single mom ? i do n't even have health insurance . i work full - time at the book cafe . i would n't have anyone to leave the baby with . i still have to take care of my mother . and i know that you still want to be with sheridan . you 'll be busy with her and your baby . i could just , you know , never tear you from them . i couldn't . oh , luis , i -- i do n't want to do this . luis : shh . beth : i love this baby , your baby . we made it together , and it 's ours . this child that i 'm carrying is a symbol of our love . beth : it 's true , sheridan -- i 'm having luis ' baby . alistair : put eve russell out of your mind or else . eve : he 's out there somewhere . i think my baby 's still alive .
whitney is upset so chad comforts her and tells her that she should go to l.a. with him . eve and julian share a moment together and fox finds them . when t.c . finds them julian hides and fox covers for them . antonio swears to protect his wife and child on the way . luis hears that beth is pregnant and she thinks this is the scheme that 'll win
ethan : here 's what you do n't know . once gwen and i had our own biological child , i was going to make sure that you got little ethan back . theresa : well , that would never happen , ethan . ethan : i 'm telling you the truth . it was always my plan . theresa : ethan , it may have been in your plan , but not your wife 's . gwen would never give me my son back . ethan : once we had our baby , of course she would . she is a good woman . she would want to do the right thing . theresa : you just do n't get it . see , i had hoped the same thing . but i talked to rebecca , and she told me that since both of you are little ethan 's legal guardians , that it would take both of you to agree to give me my child back , and that -- that gwen would never let that happen , not in a million years . ethan : what ? theresa : it 's the truth . gwen would never give me my child back , ever . rebecca told me that . ethan : is this true ? i know you 're furious at her . but surely you would n't have a problem , once we had our own baby , giving little ethan back to theresa . gwen : ethan , i will never , ever give little ethan back to theresa . [ scene_break ] alistair : i 'm sure grace grew tired of being married to a man who could never measure up , a man who , like his father , never made much of his life . how bored she must have been , always stuck in the kitchen when she was married to you , whipping up those wretched tomato soup cakes . sam : you bastard . alistair : and now she 's off making passionate love in all the most beautiful cities in europe . sam : you know , maybe alistair is right . maybe grace is happier with david . [ scene_break ] luis : it 's amazing , hank . all these years i 've known alistair was behind the most monstrous crimes , and now i 've got proof , and it 's all coming out tonight . hank : well , like i said , watch your back . alistair tried to kill his own daughter . he wo n't think twice about killing you . luis : yeah , well , there 's no turning back now . sheridan needs to see solid proof of what alistair has done to her , including brainwashing her to make her forget our love . we 're getting closer and closer , hank . it 's all coming out tonight . i 'm going to expose alistair , and then i 'm going to get sheridan back . [ scene_break ] alistair : well , this is another fine mess you 've gotten us into , julian . julian : me ? alistair : yes , you . do i need to remind you that you were supposed to handle the situation with luis and sheridan , not to have it blow up in our faces ? my god , if you had n't bungled that boat explosion , we would n't be dealing with any of this right now . luis would n't be on the verge of bringing us down , and sheridan would be dead ! sheridan : oh , my god , father . how could you do this ? luis was right . luis was right ! how could you do this ? [ scene_break ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places , and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet , and i , would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest . breathe in , breathe out . you keep me alive , you are the fire burning inside of me . you are my passion for life . [ scene_break ] theresa : i told you , ethan -- gwen would never give me my child back . that 's why i had to do this . do n't you see , your honor ? i had no choice . pilar : what 's happening ? whitney : well , the judge is allowing theresa to question ethan . pilar : god , i wish her attorney was here . gwen : your honor , theresa 's son is our son now . we adopted him legally , and he has bonded with us and we 've bonded with him . theresa : they stole my child , your honor , gwen and her mother ! gwen : your honor , we did not take her child from her . the courts did . she was declared an unfit mother and , as you can see , with good reason . she stole our embryo , and she admits she 's going to use our child as a way of blackmailing us into giving her back little ethan . theresa : i had no choice . it was the only chance i had to get my son back . gwen : my god , ethan , when is enough enough ? theresa has been disrupting our lives and causing us pain for years . she always has an excuse . and , yes , she had a choice , and she made the wrong one , as usual . ethan : i agree . she made a terrible choice . gwen : i am not going to let theresa destroy everything in our lives , especially our dream of having a child . honey , if theresa carries our baby we are never going to be rid of her . do you understand ? she 's never going to let go . our baby is always going to be the child that she gave birth to , and somehow , someway , she 's going to use our baby to get to you and to hurt me ! ethan : i do n't believe she 'd do that . gwen : because you have blinders on when it comes to this girl ! she says that -- that she was pushed into stealing my embryo ? well , she pushed us to this ! ethan , we have to stop her from doing this , and we can stop her right now . theresa : ethan , please . do n't go through with this hearing . withdraw your case . do n't force me to abort your child . [ scene_break ] julian : sheridan . alistair : what are you talking about , sheridan ? luis was right about what ? sheridan : he said that you do n't take me seriously , and he 's right . i just passed by my office and you gave it to your latest assistant , or whatever it is you 're calling them these days ! alistair : oh , now , sheridan , do n't get yourself worked up . it 's only temporary . sheridan : temporary ? alistair : yes . thought you needed more room , so i 'm having the small conference room converted into an office for you . now , would i do that if i did n't take you seriously ? sheridan : i -- i guess not . thank you . alistair : it 's no problem . julian , did i tell you i put sheridan in charge of all the crane charities ? julian : no , you did n't , father . congratulations . sheridan : thank you . alistair : of course , you 'll have to put your charity activities on hold for a few days , but it wo n't take long to get you into your new office . sheridan : all right . alistair : so why do n't you take the rest of the day off . go get your hair done and get ready for tonight 's founders ' day dance . sheridan : father , i did n't come here to do some work . i came here to ask you some questions . alistair : questions about what , my daughter ? sheridan : i want to know the truth . alistair : now , my dear , you should n't upset yourself like this . you just got out of the hospital a short time ago . sheridan : i ca n't help it . i 'm -- i 'm so confused , i do n't know what to think . alistair : confused ? about what ? what 's -- what 's happened ? sheridan : luis showed me proof that you were responsible for the boat explosion that almost killed me . alistair : and you believed him ? sheridan : well , he showed me pictures and -- and documents on his computer from your files . alistair : files ? that 's outrageous ! sheridan : i have to know if it 's true , father . did you try to kill me ? i want the truth . [ scene_break ] luis : hank , are you going to be able to stick around , make sure no one touches the computers till i get back ? hank : do n't worry , i 'm not going anywhere . luis : all right , good . [ knock on door ] luis : sam , come on in . sam : hey , hank . hank : hey . sam : luis , tell me what 's going on . luis : well , i 'm getting closer . by tonight i 'm going to have everything i need to bring alistair down . sam : are you sure ? you know , i told you , you need rock - solid evidence , ok ? you ca n't risk exposing alistair publicly without it . luis : look , sam , i 'm going to have it , all right ? i 'm going to have every horrible , horrendous thing that alistair 's ever done . more importantly , i 'm going to be able to prove to sheridan that alistair had ackland brainwash her , and then i 'm going to get her back . sam : well , i hope you do , luis . luis : thank you . sam : and once you have all the proof , i 'll arrest alistair and julian . and i 'm sure the feds will want to take over from there . luis : well , that 's fine by me , as long as they 're behind bars . hank : i keep telling him to watch his back . i think alistair 's going to try and pull something . sam : well , i agree . i confiscated his and julian 's passports . there 's no way they can leave the country . luis : oh , good . all right , look , i 'll be back . i can guarantee you , everything 's going to go down tonight at the founders ' day dance . nothing 's going to stop me from destroying the cranes . see you . [ luis leaves . ] hank : i just ran out of coffee . you want some , i could run down to the deli . [ hank leaves . ] sam : yeah , that 's a good idea . thanks . [ phone rings ] sam : chief bennett . grace : hello , sam . it 's grace . [ scene_break ] sheridan : tell me , father . i want to know the truth . alistair : julian , do you hear your sister ? what on earth am i supposed to say ? julian : sheridan , do you think father would admit it even if it were true ? sheridan : i guess not , but i 'm going to lose my mind again if somebody does n't give me a straight answer soon . alistair : sheridan , luis has been feeding you all this nonsense , has n't he ? sheridan : he 's just so convinced . i mean , he 's made me think that he 's right . alistair : well , it 's utter poppycock ! sheridan , you 're my own flesh and blood . what kind of monster would i be if i tried to kill you ? sheridan : i do n't know . i mean , i ca n't imagine a father wanting his own daughter dead , but -- alistair : but luis says it 's true , so you believe him , right ? sheridan : i do n't want to believe him . that 's why i want you to tell me the truth , tell me why he thinks these things about you . alistair : sheridan , sheridan , i love you . that 's the truth . sheridan : but i saw all of this on his computer . i -- i saw the boat that luis and i rented . i -- i saw that you knew where we were going and when . i even saw a diagram about how to build a bomb . alistair : amazing ! sheridan , do n't you see what luis is doing ? he 's taking everything on my files and twisting them . yes , i had information about the boat you were on , and i had information about the bomb , but that was part of what i was doing to find you . sheridan : to find me ? alistair : yes , your boat exploded , and you were reported dead . but we never found your body , so i insisted on doing a search . sheridan : so you were really trying to find me ? when antonio rescued me from the ocean and he brought me to st .. lisa 's , i -- i always wonder why , if i had family out there , why they were n't looking for me . alistair : i did everything i could to find you , sheridan . i had my detectives give me any information they could get their hands on -- photos , documents , anything . if there were any possibility that you were alive , i was going to find you . sheridan : so you were really looking for me ? alistair : i was trying to help you , sheridan , not hurt you . do n't you see what luis is doing ? he 's turned everything around to suit his needs . he 's trying to get you to doubt your own family , to turn you against everyone who cares about you . sheridan : but i know that you 've never liked luis . i know that you 've never wanted us together , and you 've always tried to keep us apart . alistair : i never thought he was good enough for you , sheridan . but i would never try to kill you or luis . that 's utterly insane . ca n't you see that ? sheridan : yeah , i suppose . alistair : sheridan , i have never hidden the fact that i do n't like luis . and now , with everything he 's doing , he 's proving i was right not to trust him . i want what 's best for you , darling . look , sheridan , do you love antonio ? sheridan : yes , i do . alistair : are you happy with him ? sheridan : yes , but -- alistair : then leave it at that . do n't let luis fill your head with doubts and questions . do n't let him confuse you any further . he 's playing games with your life . do n't let him do that . do n't be a fool , sheridan . do n't let luis do this to you . [ scene_break ] ethan : theresa , gwen is my wife , and i made a promise to her , and i will not break it . what you have done has forced us to take these steps . your honor , i 'm prepared to present our case . judge : good . it 's about time we got back to proper procedure . theresa : ethan , please . your honor , if i could just -- judge : no , no , no , no , no , no . no , you 've had your turn . so take your seat , ms. lopez - fitzgerald . theresa : yes , your honor . pilar : we 'll get through this , theresa , ok ? theresa : yeah . ethan : your honor , given the fact that the embryo that ms. lopez - fitzgerald is carrying belongs to my wife and me , we maintain that we have the sole right to determine whether the pregnancy should be continued or aborted . and we want it aborted . [ scene_break ] alistair : sheridan , luis has hated the cranes ever since his good - for - nothing father deserted his family . luis blamed us , and he still does , for all i know . please , do n't listen to any of the crazy things he tells you . the man is desperate . he 's taking out all his hatred for the cranes on you . sheridan : i just do n't know what to think . i -- i do n't know what to believe . alistair : believe me , sheridan . i am your father . i 'm the one you should trust , not luis . sheridan : i 'm sorry . i -- i wish that -- you know , i just ca n't take any more of this . i 'm so confused , i do n't know what to think anymore ! [ sheridan leaves . ] julian : bravo , father . you had even me convinced of your loving concern . alistair : you could 've blown the whistle on me . you could 've verified everything that sheridan says luis told her . why did n't you ? julian : perhaps it 's my instinct to survive , thinking that if i keep quiet , somehow i 'll come out of this unscathed . alistair : and well you might . it was very wise of you to keep silent . but i should 've killed that damn luis years ago ! if i had , none of this would be happening . [ scene_break ] grace : sam ? are you there ? sam : yes . i 'm here , grace . where are you ? grace : i 'm in italy . i called the station house . they said i should try you at hank 's . sam : oh . um -- how are you doing ? grace : i 'm well . how are you ? sam : ahem -- good . how do you like italy ? grace : italy 's fabulous . you know , europe 's fabulous . you know , there 's so much history , so much to see . we 're in florence right now . you know , we 've seen so much amazing art . sam : how 's david ? grace : david 's good . he 's really busy with his photographic assignment . i wish you could see some of the churches here , sam . they 're really beautiful , and i know you would love them . sam : yeah , i -- i 'm sure i would , too . well , it sounds as if you 're -- ahem -- having a great time . grace : yeah . i am . sam -- sam : grace , did you want to say something ? grace : how are the girls ? sam : they 're fine . grace : well , tell them that i miss them -- that i love them , i miss them . and , sam -- sam : yes ? grace : just -- just tell them that i miss them . sam : yeah , i will . they 're doing ok . grace : well , it must be really beautiful in harmony , huh ? you know , i 'm sure it 's warming up and the flowers are blooming . sam : yeah , it 's -- it 's actually really nice . grace : oh , hey , you know , i just realized -- it 's probably about t time for the founders ' day dance , right ? sam : it 's tonight . grace : yeah , i always loved that dance . sam : me , too . [ scene_break ] luis : by tonight , the crane empire will be no more . alistair 's hold on harmony will be broken , as will his hold on sheridan . sheridan . hey , where are you going ? sheridan : i 'm just so , so confused . i -- i do n't know what to believe . i do n't know what to do . luis : about what ? what ? what 's going on ? antonio ? sheridan : no , father says that you 're lying to me . are you , luis ? are you lying to me ? are you trying to confuse me ? because i need to hear the truth . all right , i want to hear the truth from you . [ scene_break ] grace : you know , i have n't missed a founders ' day dance since you brought me to harmony . sam : i remember . we went to all of them together . grace : so , are you going tonight ? sam : yes . grace : you going with ivy ? sam : yes . ivy and i are going together . grace : well , i -- i hope you really enjoy your night . sam : thank you . i 'm sure we will . grace : well , i really should be going . i just wanted to see how -- how everybody was doing , and -- you know , i got to get ready to go out to dinner with david . sam : right , yeah . do n't want to keep david waiting . grace : yeah , yeah . well , it 's been -- it 's been really good talking to you , sam . sam : yeah . it was nice talking to you , too , grace . bye . grace : bye , sam . sam : bye , grace . [ scene_break ] ethan : the fact is theresa lopez - fitzgerald deliberately pretended to be our surrogate so she could be implanted with my wife 's embryo . it was then her intention to use the baby as leverage so she could force us to give back her son in exchange for giving us our baby . theresa : your honor , i do n't have anything else to add . i 'm just begging you to please do the right thing . let me keep this baby that 's growing inside of me . even if the parents do n't want it to live , i do . fox : pilar , are you ok ? pilar : i 'm fine , yes . whitney : are you sure ? you look a little pale . pilar : no , i 'm good . i 'm just worried about theresa . theresa : so ? how did i do , ok ? fox : are you kidding ? you were great , very convincing . pilar : you were fine . you were fine , mija . theresa : thank you so much . judge : all right , i think i have the picture . i 've heard arguments from both sides , so i 'm going to retire to my chambers and go over the precedents that mr .. winthrop introduced . i 'll return when i 've reached a decision . bailiff : all rise . ethan : all we can do now is wait . gwen : i hope to god the judge rules in our favor . theresa : well , i have to keep this baby because it 's my only chance of getting little ethan back . [ scene_break ] sheridan : please do n't lie to me , luis . i need to hear the truth . luis : i ca n't even believe you 're saying this . you 've been talking to alistair , have n't you ? sheridan : he says that you 're lying to me . luis : well , sheridan , i swear to you that i 'm not , ok ? everything that i 'm telling you is true . sheridan , listen to me , i would never lie to you . sheridan : antonio says that you 're confusing me , and so does my father . they both say that you 're lying . luis : sheridan , listen to me . sheridan , i love you , ok ? i love you . you 're the only woman that i would ever love , and i only want what 's best for you . now , i 'm sorry if the truth is hurting you , ok , but you need to know what alistair has done , even if the truth hurts . do you understand ? sheridan : but he said that all that evidence that you showed me -- all the photographs and the documents -- it was all information that he was gathering to find me after the boat exploded and i disappeared . luis : sheridan , i do n't expect him to admit it . of course he 's going to deny it . and if he was looking for you , why did n't he find you ? sheridan : i do n't know , but you said you were looking for me and could n't find me . luis : well , no , i did everything that i could to find you . ok , i did n't have access to all of alistair 's money or his political influence . now , sheridan , look , you ca n't trust anything that alistair says , ok ? now , i 'll be able to show you more and more proof as i decode more c.d . 's . sheridan : i do n't know . all i know is that my head is spinning because i ca n't imagine that my own father would want me dead . i mean , he 's my father , my family . luis : i know . i 'm sorry , ok ? i 'm sorry that this is hurting you so much . sheridan , i want you to know that i 'll be here for you , ok ? i will always be here for you , you understand ? antonio : get your hands off my wife . [ scene_break ] pilar : theresa -- theresa : mama -- pilar : oh -- i 'm going to the restroom . i 'm going to go to the ladies ' room . theresa : whoa , wait a minute . what 's wrong ? pilar : nothing , mija . i 'll be right back . theresa : no , no , no , no . are you sure about this , mama ? pilar : yes , yes . i -- i got up too quickly and i just got a little dizzy , that 's all . theresa : ok , well , can i come with you ? pilar : no . you stay here in case the judge comes back . i 'm fine . ok ? i 'm fine . theresa : ok , mama . oh , my god . um -- whew , ok . i wonder what 's taking the judge so long . fox : it 's ok . he 's checking precedents , ok ? chad : probably in there taking his nap . whitney : would n't surprise me . theresa : yeah . well , i do n't know what i 'll do if he rules against me , you know ? i mean , how can i have an abortion ? fox : well , we 'll cross that bridge when we come to it , ok ? what you need to do is think positive thoughts , all right ? theresa : ok . whitney : you know , i just keep wondering if this could all be for nothing since we wo n't know for a while if the implant even took or not . theresa : no , no , it did . i 'm pregnant . i can -- i can feel it in my heart and soul . and i got to stay pregnant because it 's my only chance to get my son back , and i ca n't live without him . i just -- i ca n't , so -- whitney : ok . all right , well , we 'll just have to pray that everything goes ok . theresa : ok . whitney : ok . [ scene_break ] antonio : i 'm getting sick and tired of telling you to leave my wife alone . i 've had it ! luis : yeah , well , i 've just about had it with you , too . sheridan : no , no . please , both of you -- do n't fight , please ! luis : antonio 's just scared . he 's scared that you 're going to find out what alistair did , and then you 're going to remember that you love me and not him . antonio : all right , that 's a damn lie and you know it . luis : yeah , well , believe what you want , but i know it 's true . and if you really love sheridan , then you 'd want what 's best for her . antonio : you know what ? we 've gone over this over and over and over again , and i 'm sick of it . that 's why sheridan and i -- we 're leaving . we 're going back to st. lisa 's as soon as possible . luis : yeah , of course you are . of course you are . you want to get her out of harmony before i can prove that i 'm right . antonio : you 're not right . see , the problem with you , luis , is that your ego is getting in your way , because you ca n't accept the fact that she loves me more than she loves you . luis : yeah , well , if i thought sheridan made that decision on her own , then i 'd back it . but she did n't . she was brainwashed in that psych ward , and i 'm going to prove it . antonio : you know what ? you can try to prove anything you want because we wo n't be here to hear it . we 're leaving as soon as possible . luis : sheridan , tonight at the founders ' day dance , i will prove everything , ok ? so , please , do not let antonio talk you into leaving harmony . antonio : we 're leaving as soon as i pick up the airplane tickets . luis : sheridan , please do n't go until after the dance tonight , all right ? i will have all the proof . please , do not go . [ scene_break ] alistair : for god 's sake , julian , this is no time to get drunk . julian : we 're going to prison , father . they wo n't be serving napoleon brandy in the big house . alistair : well , then finish your drink and get the hell out of here . i have a lot to do before that dance tonight . julian : do n't tell me you 're still planning to hold that dance . alistair : well , of course i am . everything will go forward as planned . we 'll be there with bells on and behave as if everything is normal . julian : normal ? this is anything but normal . we 're about to be exposed and sent to prison . talk about fiddling while rome burns ! alistair : we will keep up the front that everything is fine . julian : you know what 's on those disks . there 's nothing you can do to stop luis from dropping his bombshell at that dance . it 's suicide . alistair : julian , remember who we are . we are cranes . we do n't show weakness . julian : i think it 's a bit late for keeping up appearances , father . we 're finished . alistair : just do as i say , julian . the dance will go on , and we 'll be there with our heads held high . julian : yes , before they 're served to us on a platter . [ julian leaves ] alistair : i need you in my office right away . it 's urgent . [ talking on the phone ] [ scene_break ] hank : here you go . [ hank returns with coffee ] sam : thanks . hank : you ok , sam ? sam : grace just called from italy . hank : oh . so , how 's she doing ? sam : she said she was doing fine , but then i said i was doing fine , too . hank : why 'd she call ? sam : she was checking on the girls , seeing how they were . but , you know , it was funny because when we were talking , i had the feeling that we were both waiting for the other one to break through , to be honest and just admit that we miss each other . hank : maybe she was waiting for you to ask her to come home . sam : hank , she 's the one who left me , remember ? she chose david over me , over our family . hank : but i think grace still loves you , sam . and if you love her -- which i think you do -- you should say something . do n't let stubborn pride cause you to lose her forever . sam : we had a year of indecision , ok ? grace was torn between david and me -- a husband that she does n't even remember being married to . she finally made her choice . she chose david . hank : grace is deeply religious . and even if she had amnesia and did n't remember being married to david , she felt she had to honor her vows . sam : i know . and now she 's off in europe , seeing things i could never show her . sounds like she 's having a real good time . look , maybe i was just imagining that she wanted to say more than she said . hank : you were n't imagining it . sam : yeah , well , whatever . you know , tonight 's the founders ' day dance , and i 'm going to take ivy . hank : you are ? sam : yeah . ivy and i once had something very special , and i think that we can try to make it come alive again . hank , that 's what i want now . hank : as long as you know what you want . sam : i do . my life with grace is -- it 's in the past , ok ? it 's time for me to -- to move on , move on with my life . you know what ? maybe that 's with ivy . [ scene_break ] antonio : come on , sheridan , let 's go . luis : wait . sheridan , come to that dance tonight , all right ? i 'm going to show the world -- i 'm going to show them proof of everything that i 've been telling you . sheridan : i do n't know , luis . maybe antonio is right . maybe we should just go to st. lisa 's and get away from the stress . luis : all right , just wait till tomorrow , ok ? and if you want to leave then , i will not stop you . antonio : you know what ? you do n't have to listen to him . sheridan : but if luis is right , if there really is proof that my father lied , then it means that he did terrible things to hurt me . luis : that 's right , alistair is an evil man . antonio : do not listen to him . he does n't even know what he 's talking about . luis : what are you saying , that alistair 's not evil ? he 's responsible for our own father 's disappearance . that 's just the beginning of it . antonio : i 've never seen anything to prove that . luis : well , but that 's exactly what i 'm telling you ! if you come to the dance tonight , you will see proof of that ! sheridan : antonio , i think we should go and see . antonio : no , no , sheridan . luis -- he 's trying to turn you against everyone . he 's trying to turn you against your family , your friends , everyone but him . luis : no , i 'm not . antonio , come on , you 're my own brother . antonio : yeah , well , that 's funny because you 're trying to steal my wife . come on , let 's go . luis : sheridan , please , come to the dance tonight , all right ? you 'll see proof of everything that i 've been telling you . luis : at that dance , you 'll see the proof . you 'll be back in my arms where you belong . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] alistair : oh , good , good . captain , come in , come in . pilot : i got here as quickly as i could , mr. crane . it sounded urgent . alistair : it is . i hope no one saw you come in . pilot : i was careful . alistair : all right . i want a lear jet fueled and ready for takeoff immediately . pilot : fine . i 'll get to the hangar and get it ready to go . alistair : no , no , we wo n't be using the harmony airport . here are directions to another airport , a different hangar . another one of my jets is there . pilot : may i ask where we 're going , mr. crane ? alistair : i 'll tell you once we 're safely in the air . of course , you 'll have to use a bogus flight plan . pilot : yes , sir . alistair : you should know that this is a one - way trip out of the country . we wo n't be coming back . pilot : i understand . i 'll handle everything as discreetly as possible . but wherever we land , we 'll have to deal with customs and immigration . i 'll need your passport . alistair : yes . yes , ok , well , then here . use this . use this one . pilot : not your u.s. passport ? alistair : unfortunately , my u.s. passport is unavailable to me at the moment . pilot : what about your son ? alistair : julian wo n't be coming with us . pilot : thank you , sir . alistair : someone has to take the fall , and since julian made the grave mistake of turning against me , it 's going to be him . [ scene_break ] pilar : dios mio , not again . bailiff : all rise . be seated . judge : i 've looked over the precedents . i 've taken your testimonies into account , and i 've given this a great deal of thought , and i have come to a decision . theresa 's voice : please , god , let me keep this child . [ next_on ] kay : i 'm getting rid of charity forever ! tabitha : what are you going to do , kill her ? ethan : oh , my god , pilar ! she 's dead . eve : i ca n't find my son only to lose you . no , i ca n't !
sheridan confronts alistair about the boat explosion . alistair , of course , denies that luis has any information and that he is trying to confuse sheridan . she runs from the office straight into luis and demands to know if he is telling the truth . antonio was listening outside alistair 's door - he follows sheridan and the usual argument erupts between antonio and luis . antonio tells luis that he and sheridan will be leaving harmony as soon as he picks up the airline tickets , but luis begs sheridan to wait until after the founder 's day dance , so he can see the proof he has .
theresa : that 's right , sweetheart . you go to sleep . because your mommy and daddy want you to grow up really big and strong . theresa : i know your daddy 's really mad at me right now because i had gwen rearrested . but once the trial is over and she 's convicted , he 's going to come back to us . he 's going to realize what we already know -- that he belongs with us . we are going to be together as a family . i promise you that . [ scene_break ] ethan : you 're still up ? gwen : how am i supposed to sleep ? i just ca n't believe that theresa had me rearrested and i am facing going to prison . ethan : well , at least you 're out on bail . and -- and i 'm going to find a way to have these charged dropped , i promise you that . gwen : ethan , i want more than that . i 'm sorry , but i want revenge , and i want you to find a way to get back at that malicious tramp . ethan : gwen , come on . rebecca : he does n't have to . the way to get back at theresa is right here in this contract . the way to make theresa pay is to take from her what she took from you , gwen -- her baby . [ scene_break ] sam : ivy , is that true ? you knew ? you knew what jessica 's been up to all along ? the drugs ? the clubs ? this tattoo ? jessica : daddy ! sam : well , you should n't have gotten it if you did n't want people to see it . ivy : sam , it 's not what you think . i did n't -- i -- sam : what the hell is going on ? jessica : sure she knew . she knew everything . she knew when i snuck out and when i came back . she knew i was off to see spike at his club . she gave me permission . simone : looks like ivy 's blown it with your dad big - time . tabitha : looks like it 's all over for poison ivy . and we have front - row seats for a blockbuster of pain . [ scene_break ] fox : you 're not going anywhere with my son . chad : and who 's going to stop me ? fox : man , you are sick . the only reason you want my son is to get close whitney ? she 's your sister , chad . eve : you can put a stop to all this . whitney : no , mom . eve : no , when chad gets that baby home , he is going to realize that it 's his son . whitney : no , he ca n't . he wo n't figure it out . eve : oh , honey , you are deluding yourself . you can put a stop to all this madness right now if you just do one simple little thing . tell the truth . tell chad and fox the truth ! [ scene_break ] luis : yeah , well , you tell the chief i 'll be in first thing in the morning , then . you bet . good night . where 's sheridan ? mrs. wallace : well , i thought she went upstairs . luis : oh . sheridan ? you up there with little marty ? sheridan : this is the place . i know it . i can feel it . please help me ! sheridan : this is it . they held me down here in this basement . i was right . beth was behind everything . [ scene_break ] ethan : ok , these are the contracts that we had theresa sign when she was our surrogate . rebecca : yeah . that 's right . and you are a lawyer . so even though all that legalese may be chinese to the rest of us , i 'm sure you can find something in there that we can use to take jane away from theresa . gwen : well , you 're a genius . rebecca : eh -- i have my moments . gwen : and you know the first thing i 'm going to do is change jane 's name legally to ashley . ethan : ok , ladies , ladies , hold on a second , hold on . see , these contracts are specifically in regard to the embryo of gwen and ethan winthrop . gwen : so ? ethan : that 's not jane . this has nothing to do with theresa carrying her own baby . rebecca : oh , so what ? look , you agreed to take the gloves off . and this contract here is our golden opportunity . i mean , we can really use this to tear theresa apart . this is no time to be splitting hairs . ethan : but i do n't see how i can use this . rebecca : do n't see or do n't want to see ? ethan : what 's that supposed to mean ? rebecca : it means , ethan , that it is time for you to make up your mind . whose side are you on ? theresa 's or your wife 's ? [ scene_break ] sam : you knew jessica was involved with that sleaze , spike ? why did n't you tell me ? ivy : jessica , you 're hurting me . jessica : yeah . and there 's plenty more where that came from if you try telling me what to do . ivy : i could n't . sam : why not ? you knew my daughter was involved with drugs and with that creep , spike ? you knew how worried i was about her . and yet , you could n't tell me ? the first thing you should have done was tell me ! tabitha : time to stir the pot , endora . oh , jessica , tattoos ? oh , such an unfortunate fad , dear . and time withers all , you know . one of these days , you 'll sag and wrinkle , like the rest of us . and then those letters will change . yes , one stretch mark , and that tattoo could read `` stupid . `` jessica : i wo n't ever get a stretch mark . tabitha : now , that 's what we all think . oh ! what 's all that on your arm ? oh , that looks very nasty . sam : jessica , do you have more tattoos on your arm ? jessica : it 's nothing , dad . tabitha : oh , it did n't look like nothing to me . sam : show me . jessica : no ! sam : jessica , tell me . do you have more tattoos on your arm ? tabitha : oh - oh -- maybe she 's into piercings , too . i hope she has n't got one on her tongue . jessica : shut up ! sam : jessica -- show me . jessica : no ! sam : show me . my god ! jessica -- these cuts and burns . what happened ? sam : jessica ? sweetheart , talk to me . who did this to you ? [ scene_break ] fox : you sick bastard . that 's my son . chad : no , he 's my son now . julian : would you stop it ? chad : yeah , what are you going to do , hit me while i 'm holding the baby , huh ? what , what , big man , what are you going to do ? eve : how can you just stand here and watch this ? those boys ' worlds are crumbling just because of you . whitney : leave me alone , mom . eve : no , not till i get through to you , whitney . please , honey , just tell the truth before it 's too late , before it gets even worse . secrets always come out . i know . mine did , and it destroyed my life . please , whitney , tell the truth . tell them that chad is the father . chad : you know , i 've had enough of this . i 'm out of here . whitney : chad , wait . [ scene_break ] sheridan : it was here . look , i 'm rich ! my family -- they 'll give you whatever you want . i 'm right . i know i 'm right . luis ! luis , come here ! luis : sheridan , where are you ? sheridan : i 'm in the corridor by the kitchen . mrs. wallace : oh , no , she 's by the basement ! angels , please , protect me . do n't let blondie remember a thing ! luis : what is it ? sheridan : ugh ! oh , god ! my baby 's coming ! luis : sheridan ? mrs. wallace : what 's wrong with you , sheridan ? sheridan : nothing . nothing 's wrong . i -- i remember . i was held captive in this house right down there . beth was behind everything . marty is my son ! [ scene_break ] chad : well , whitney ? what 'd you want to say ? whitney : i -- fox : have n't you caused enough trouble tonight ? whitney : look , no more fighting or yelling , ok ? it 's bad for the baby . fox : `` bad for the baby . `` the baby 's fine -- or will be once he 's back with his real father . that 's me . chad : now , hold up , fox , she 's right . now , whitney , what -- what are you trying to say ? whitney : let 's just not have any more yelling or accusations . let 's just let chad take the baby and go . fox : whitney , that baby should be with me . [ baby cries ] chad : great . now see what you did ? fox : what the hell kind of mother wants to throw their own baby away ? that 's my son , whitney . julian : no , son . let him go . fox : you 're nuts if you think this is over . i 'm going to get my son back if it 's the last thing i do . whitney : oh , this is horrible . eve : you just had the perfect chance to make it all right . whitney , why , oh , why did you not tell fox and chad the truth ? whitney : do n't you get it , mom ? it 's over . i 'm never telling them the truth . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan -- sheridan , come on , you 're not making sense . sheridan : no , i figured it out , luis . beth was behind everything ! she 's the one who kidnapped me , she put me in a pit , she stole my baby ! i can prove it to you ! luis : but , sheridan , you 're wrong . ok , now , listen to me , the d.n.a . test proved that beth is marty 's mother , ok ? honey , you 've got to stop hanging on to these false hopes that our son is still alive . sheridan : luis , this are not false hopes . i was held captive in this house . i remember being kidnapped . do you see these stairs ? i was on these stairs . i was fighting with the clown to escape ! luis : that 's not possible , sheridan . mrs. wallace : oh , those stairs -- i got scars from stapling that damn carpet ! oh -- how did i get into this mess in the first place ? here i am , aiding and abetting my lunatic daughter ! well , that 's good , and it 's good for 10 to 20 , is n't it ? ow ! ow ! [ mrs. wallace screams ] mrs. wallace : oh ! ugh ! mrs. wallace : oh , how can she remember ? we redid the basement . it 's totally different . luis : now , come on . we 've bothered mrs. wallace enough for one night . and besides that , we need to get some rest , ok ? sheridan : you mean , i need my rest . well , forget it , luis . i am not crazy . this is the house where i was help captive , and i 'll prove it to you . [ scene_break ] sam : jessica , honey , talk to me . look , i 'm your father , all right ? i will help you . jessica : no , leave me alone , all of you . sam : sweetheart , honey , you 're home . you 're safe . how did you get those scars ? jessica : i said leave me alone ! sam : was it spike ? did he do this ? i 'll kill him ! jessica : no , spike did n't do it . sam : sweetie , who ? i mean , whoever did this to you is sick . jessica : i did it , dad ! me ! sam : jessica , what are you saying ? tabitha : i heard her quite clearly . she said she inflicted those wounds on herself . sam : but why ? kay : you 're just like claudia , are n't you ? sam : who 's claudia ? kay : she 's a girl from school . she has scars just like that , and burns , too , all over her body . it 's some psychological condition that mainly affects teenage girls . they hurt themselves with knives and razorblades over and over and over . they 're called cutters . jessica : shut up , kay . kay : no , i 'm not going to shut up . remember what happened to claudia ? she got shipped off to that psych hospital . simone : yeah , and then counselors came and talked to the rest of us and explained . cutters -- girls like that -- are in real trouble , and when they hurt themselves , it 's a cry for help . jessica : i do n't need any help . sam : jessica , honey , talk to me . i mean , why did you want to hurt yourself like this ? jessica : i do n't feel well . tabitha : that must be the drugs wearing off , dear . sam : look , jessica , listen , you 're not going anywhere until you tell me why you wanted to hurt yourself like this . jessica : what does it matter ? why should i listen to you anyway ? everything you ever taught me was a lie . sam : what ? jessica : kay and jessica -- sam and grace bennett 's perfect little girls from their perfect little family . ha ! you and mom taught us to be good girls , go to church , and study hard so we can grow up and be just as happy as you . where the hell did that get us ? mom dumped us , that 's what happened . kay got pregnant , moved out . noah never comes home . and then you let that slut move in ! sam : jessica , that 's enough . jessica : oh , no -- no , it 's not . not nearly enough . you both lied to us , you and mom . it does n't matter a damn whether you 're good or bad . the only thing for sure in this world is that life is crap . sam : jessica , that is not true . jessica : oh -- mom lied to us , dad ! she did n't care about any of us , that 's why she left ! sam : your mother loves you -- jessica : and you could n't wait two minutes to replace her . all you wanted was a warm body in your bed . well , good pick . she 's just like mom . she does n't give a damn about her own children , let alone us . ivy : jessica , that is not true . jessica : she saw what i did to myself , daddy . she saw , and she did n't try to help me . she never tried to help me ! tabitha 's voice : let 's see ivy lie her way out of this one . sam : you knew about the tattoo and spike , and you did n't tell me ? ivy : sam -- sam : you knew my daughter was hurting herself , and you did n't tell me ? sam : you knew my daughter was mutilating herself and you did nothing ? ivy : sam -- jessica : she knew all about it . sam : did you or did n't you ? tell me now ! ivy : yes , sam , i knew -- sam : then why in god 's name did n't you say anything ? what were you thinking ? well , answer me . ivy : sam , jessica changed almost overnight . i did n't know what to do . you do n't know the things that she has done . she -- she abused me and -- and she stole my jewelry to sell . all she wanted to do was see spike , and i -- i could n't tell you that because i knew it would kill you . i could n't hurt you like that . sam : so now you blame jessica ? it 's jessica 's fault that you did n't tell me about the mistakes that she 's made ? my god . what kind of a monster are you ? [ scene_break ] whitney : hey . thank god you 're home . theresa : what 's wrong ? whitney : i do n't know what i 'm going to do . i think i 'm going to explode here . theresa : it 's fox and the baby , is n't it ? whitney : um -- no . it 's worse . it 's chad . theresa : chad ? whitney : well , fox came home , and when he found out i put the baby up for adoption -- i mean , he lost it . i mean , he thinks i 'm just this -- this selfish , horrible person , and he was angry with me and the things he was saying to me -- you know , they were really horrible , but -- anyway , he went to the adoption agency to try to stop the adoption and i followed him , and to make a long story short , he could n't stop the adoption because the grace period was up . and my mother and julian -- they tried to adopt the baby , and so did my dad and aunt liz . but -- but it was too late because -- because -- theresa : ok , all right , come on . sit down . take some deep breaths . whitney : ok . theresa : all right ? ok , tell me what happened . whitney : chad adopted the baby , theresa . theresa : chad adopted his own son ? whitney : yep . theresa : whitney -- come here . [ scene_break ] fox : ethan ? look , we need to talk now . rebecca : uh -- fox , get in line . we are working with ethan right now . fox : yeah , this is urgent . ethan : what is it ? what is it ? fox : you got to help me , man . i got to get my son back from chad . ethan : chad ? what are you talking about ? fox : chad -- he adopted my son ! [ scene_break ] chad : well , this is it , little man . i know it 's not much , but it 's home . i promise i 'll do better for you . here you go . you just wait . we are going to have a great life together . come here . eve : i do n't believe it . chad : you ever heard of knocking ? julian : the door was open . it appears you 've been -- been shopping for the baby . chad : yeah , i wanted to be prepared for when i brought him home . eve : well , you only just found out you were going to be allowed to adopt the baby , so why would you -- oh , my god , have you been planning all along to adopt whitney 's baby ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : it was here . this is where i was held . i remember there was a little window -- i could hear voices from it . i threw rocks at it , but no one could hear me . luis : ok , well , there 's no little window in here , sheridan . sheridan : well , maybe not now , but there was . i was in this basement ! mrs. wallace : yeah , and jimmy hoffa is up in the attic . luis : sheridan , please -- all right ? you 've got to stop this , ok ? now , come on . it 's been a long day . sheridan : luis , i was being held in this basement , all right ? i can prove it . there was a window right over here . luis : sheridan , you 're imagining things . sheridan : no ! luis : sheridan , stop it . sheridan , stop . sheridan : see ? what did i tell you ? luis : ok -- sheridan : proof . [ scene_break ] ivy : i am not the monster , sam . i did the best i could ! sam : that 's no excuse for doing nothing . tabitha : what a pity grace was n't here to hear jessica 's desperate cry for help . sam : well , grace was n't here , but jessica still had two responsible adults in her life -- you and me . you know , i could kick myself for not realizing what was going on . but you -- you knew that she needed help , and you did n't bother to tell me , her own father ? ivy : she hurt me , sam , and she scared me ! sam : she is a child ! and when i was worried about her , you said it would be better if we did n't call grace , because the two of us could handle her problems . tabitha : oh , grace would 've realized in two seconds flat that jessica was in trouble . jessica : she would have done anything to keep mom from coming home . sam : that 's why you said nothing . you were afraid if grace came back , that you would lose me . ivy : no , sam -- sam : you did n't give a damn about jessica . all you cared about was yourself . jessica : oh , daddy , i am so sorry . sam : sweetheart , listen . do n't you worry , ok ? you watched my daughter as she got involved in drugs , the clubs . you knew that she was hurting herself . and you did n't want me to call grace because you knew that i 'd have grace come home to help her . you are despicable . ivy : sam -- sam : listen , it 's going to be ok , all right ? i love you , and i 'm going to get you help . do n't you worry . there 's nothing more important to me than my children . jessica : thank you , daddy . [ scene_break ] chad : you know , i have nothing to hide . yeah , the first minute i found out whitney was giving this baby away , i decided to adopt him . eve : why ? chad : well , i felt a connection to him from the first time i saw him . you know , it 's not that hard to figure out . julian : figure what out ? chad : fox is right . i want to be as close to whitney as i can be . and i figured by adopting her baby , that one day , you know , she might come around and want to be a part of his life , which means she 'll be a part of my life . eve : oh , chad , you ca n't do this . chad : why not ? julian : whitney is your -- chad : half sister ? yeah , i realize that . like i said before , i love her and i want her in my life , even if our relationship will only be platonic . you see , that 's why i adopted that baby . [ scene_break ] fox : you and theresa knew that whitney was going to give away my son , right ? i mean , that 's what you were going to tell me on the plane ? ethan : fox , we tried to tell you . fox : look , we 'll have a little chitchat about that later , ok , but we do n't have time for that now . i got a copy of the adoption release right here . go through it line by line , man . just figure out a way for me to get my son back . ethan : whoa , whoa , whoa . ok , hold on , hold on . i do n't understand -- why would chad want to keep your baby anyway ? fox : well , that 's his ticket back into whitney 's life ! rebecca : ew . that is so icky . ugh . ethan : i do n't know if i should get involved in chad 's -- fox : `` get involved `` ? whoa , whoa , hold on a second . you 're already involved , man ! look , the power of attorney -- that 's your signature , right ? this is the same power of attorney that whitney used to give my son away . ethan : yes , yes , and if you recall , i advised you against signing this , fox . fox : you know what ? `` i told you so `` does n't get my son back , ethan . now , look , dad says that we should file some kind of injunction , right , because whitney 's use of my power of attorney was duplicitous . the adoption agency -- they 're not hearing that , so -- ethan : yeah , well , they know what they 're doing . they have to because adoption is very tricky legally , and the contract is probably very , very tight . but -- but julian is right . if whitney did trick you into giving away your baby , then we have grounds to challenge the adoption . so i will look at this , i promise you , and i 'll get back to you as soon as i can , ok ? fox : yeah , yeah , ok . thanks . i need all the help i can get on this . there 's no way in hell i 'm going to let chad harris raise my son . just get back to me as soon as you can , all right ? ethan : i will . will do . fox : thanks . ethan : oh -- rebecca : first things first . fox can wait until you get jane back for my gwennie . [ scene_break ] whitney : what if fox finds out that the baby is n't really his ? theresa : i think you ought to tell fox and chad the truth . whitney : this , coming from you ? i mean , deceit comes more naturally to you than breathing . theresa : that 's a terrible thing to say , whitney . whitney : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i should n't be picking on you . i 'm happy for you , theresa . i mean , i really am . you have your baby back , and now finally all this craziness with you and gwen and her horrible mother is finally behind you . chief bennett said that ethan talked to him and the charges have been dropped , and you finally did the right thing . now that you 've buried the hatchet with gwen , you can go on with your life . you have a peaceful , wonderful life ahead of you . i think you should enjoy it . you should enjoy every bit of it , ok ? theresa : well , my life is n't as peaceful as you think . whitney : what do you mean ? theresa : i did n't bury the hatchet with gwen . i told chief bennett to forget what ethan said , and he rearrested her . whitney : no . theresa : yeah . gwen is going to go to jail , and then ethan 's going to be mine . whitney : theresa , no . [ scene_break ] sheridan : what did i tell you ? there is the window that i saw from the pit that i was held in . luis : well , that 's great , sheridan , but you just -- you ca n't go around ripping up beth 's basement ! sheridan : why not ? this is proof ! luis , i was held in here for months and -- over here . right here . this is -- this is where the pit was . this is where i could see that window . and it was here that i fought with that clown , and then i ran up those steps ! mrs. wallace : the only thing that has ever lived down here is rats . sheridan : all right , look , it might look different , but the layout is still the same . i knew it -- beth was behind all of this . i was right all along . beth kidnapped me , then she disguised herself as a clown to hide her identity , and then she stole my baby ! luis : sheridan , come on . you said like some crazy oliver stone conspiracy- theory movie . sheridan : no , luis -- look , over here . right here , this is where the pit was . luis : move over . sheridan : you believe me , do n't you ? you found evidence that there is a pit ! sheridan : i was right , was n't i ? you found evidence that a pit was there . luis : look , sheridan ! solid concrete , ok ? no pit , no hollow spaces -- no nothing . [ mrs. wallace grunts ] mrs. wallace : her nibs is upstairs selecting paint samples , while her crippled old mother is down here pouring cement into a pit . now , what is wrong with this picture , huh ? oh , and , lord , why did you curse me with daughter from hell , huh ? oh ! [ mrs. wallace coughs ] sheridan : no . no . no , luis , look , all right ? this -- this concrete -- it 's brand - new ! luis : concrete 's concrete , sheridan . you know , beth probably cleaned it before she put the carpet down . mrs. wallace : `` before she put the carpet down . `` luis : please , come on . come on , let 's go . sheridan : no , luis , look , the window , the stairs -- they 're right where i remember them ! luis : sheridan , you know how many houses in harmony have the same floor plan ? crane industries built dozens of these things for their workers years ago -- the stairs in the same place , the water heater in the same place , the window in the same place . nothing in this basement proves that you were held here . sheridan : beth kidnapped me . luis : sheridan , please -- please , you 've got to stop this , ok ? listen , the d.n.a . test proved that beth is marty 's mother . you got to stop torturing her , and you got to stop torturing mrs. wallace . mrs. wallace : yeah , please do n't torture me , honey -- that 's my daughter 's job . sheridan : luis , this is where i was held . luis : ok . why do n't we just -- we 'll go see marty , ok ? then we can talk about this more tomorrow . all right ? mrs. wallace : oh , thank you , angels ! thank you for sparing a feeble , old lady from the slammer ! [ scene_break ] ivy : sam , i wanted -- i wanted to tell you about it . but i wanted to find a way to help jessica first . sam : i do n't believe you . ivy : look , i did research into her condition . sam : you left my daughter to suffer alone . ivy : no , i did n't . i tried to help her . she would n't listen to me . and then she slapped me , and she threatened me ! sam : even if she did , it was a cry for help , and you did nothing . ivy : i started a plan , sam . i just wanted the details in place before i told you about it . look , i found this place . it specializes in teenage girls with psychological problems . kay : that 's where they sent claudia . ivy : yes . it 's all the same , sam . it 's the self - mutilation and the low self- esteem . they have a wonderful success rate . sam : this is a psychiatric hospital . ivy : yes , and it is the best one on the eastern seaboard . you know , they have a wonderful reputation . this is where we could send jessica for help . jessica : daddy ? do n't listen to her . you wo n't send me away , will you ? [ scene_break ] ethan : rebecca , come on , give me the contract . i will look through theresa 's surrogacy contracts , but i have to help fox out , too . rebecca : all in good time . first , you have to get jane back for my gwennie . ethan : look , look , i know these surrogacy contracts are ironclad and secure . i know this because i wrote them , and i do n't think we can use them to get jane away from theresa . she is the biological mother of the baby . gwen : fox is the father of whitney 's baby , yet you think you can break the adoption contract . ethan : i did n't say that , gwen . gwen : yeah , but , honey , you gave him hope . listen to me . you are jane 's real father , just like fox is the father of that baby . and if you think you can get his baby back , then you can get jane back for me . [ scene_break ] whitney : no . no , theresa , you 're out of your mind . theresa : why are you yelling at me ? whitney : because -- because you had a chance . you had a chance for a calm , peaceful life , free from anger and hatred and lying . i would give anything to have a life like that , and what do you do ? you throw it away because of your crazy dream of being with ethan ? theresa : look , whitney , it 's not a crazy dream . ethan loves me . whitney : good god , theresa , how can you live with yourself ? i mean , how ? you have a beautiful , healthy little girl . and why is n't that enough for you ? i mean , why do you have to start up this whole craziness with gwen again , huh ? why ? [ scene_break ] eve : so you adopted this little baby because you ca n't give up the mad idea of being with whitney ? chad : yeah . eve : so you 're willing to play god with a child 's life just so you can stay connected to your half sister ? fox : i knew it all along . you 're going to pay for this , chad . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : let me get the door for you . luis : thanks again for being so understanding . mrs. wallace : oh , it was n't anything , luis . i just did what anyone would have done in my place . luis : ok . good night . mrs. wallace : good night , good night , good night , good night . oh , boy , is she a walking time bomb . if she remembers anything more , the jig is up ! oh ! [ scene_break ] jessica : daddy , i do n't want to go . only crazy girls go to places like that . kay : but , jess , if you 've got a real problem , then you should -- jessica : no ! dad , please . do n't send me away . please . sam : i wo n't . sam : you 're the one that i want to leave this house . ivy : sam , no -- tabitha : yes , sam , yes ! throw her out into the gutter where she belongs . sam : i mean it . i want you to leave my house . [ scene_break ] fox : you sick bastard . i knew it all along . you do n't want to be a father to my son . you just want to get your dirty little hands back on your half sister . chad : you know what ? you get out of here . i do n't want you anywhere near my son . fox : he 's my son ! and you disgust me . i 'm not going to stand here and let you use him like some chess piece so that you can get back together with your sister ! now i 'm not leaving here without my son . [ scene_break ] theresa : so why are you so mad ? because i want to be happy , whitney . whitney : be happy ? you and gwen have been feuding for years , and you just made it worse ? let it go . i mean , why ca n't you be happy with what you have ? you have two gorgeous children . just drop the charges against gwen . let it go before it 's too late . [ scene_break ] gwen : ethan , are you going to help me get jane back ? i mean , honey , she is your child , too . and , listen , if chad can take fox 's baby , then it should be a snap for you to get your baby back from theresa . i mean , honey , look at all those documents . i mean , certainly my brilliant lawyer husband can find a loophole in there to get my baby back for me . rebecca : it 's time to step up to the plate , ethan . are you going to help us to use this contract to take jane away from theresa or not ? [ next_on ] chad : go home , fox ! i need to spend some time with my son . theresa : gwen 's going to go to jail , and i 'm going to have my family . rebecca : this is war , and theresa fired the first shot . jessica : do n't think for one minute i 'll put up with you interfering in my life !
chad is home with his new son for about 10 minutes when eve and julian stroll in . they try to get him to rethink his decision , but he says it 's the only way he can be near whitney . fox comes in and hears that and the fight is on . so far it 's only verbal , but you know these two guys . whitney went to theresa 's to talk to her , and her friend had the same advice as her mother had - tell the men the truth about the baby 's paternity . whitney changes the subject to theresa 's new - found freedom to live with her two kids in peace , but theresa quickly dispels that idea , leaving whitney wondering what is wrong with her friend that she seems determined to destroy what she has .
lena : well , maya , did you track down noah or not ? maya : i just missed him . they were at this fancy nightclub . lena : they ? then he and fancy have hooked up again . maya : apparently . lena : for god 's sake , maya , your job was to keep them apart . you have to find them . maya : they could be anywhere in the city by now . lena : damn it . they ca n't resume their love affair . you know that . maya : they 're in love , lena . how the hell am i supposed to keep them apart ? lena : that 's your problem , maya . you figure it out . maya : do you know noah ca n't stand pretending to be in love with me ? all he thinks about is fancy crane . lena : he does n't have a choice . if he persists in being with the girl , he 's signing her death warrant . it 's as simple as that . [ scene_break ] [ whistle blows ] man : [ speaking italian ] noah : sorry , officer . fancy : we did n't mean any harm . officer : [ speaking italian ] fancy : we 're sorry , officer . noah : we were just leaving . officer : that is your money ? noah : it 's just a little change . officer : that you took from the fountain ? put it back . people throw coins in the fountain and make wishes . you have no business stealing people 's hopes and dreams . noah : yeah , but we were just trying to make a few wishes of our own . fancy : your city is so beautiful and romantic , we just got swept away . officer : put them back now . now , go away . crazy americans . noah : i 'm sorry , officer . it 's just -- hold on . it 's about that whole `` hopes and dreams and wishes `` thing , all right ? officer : lovesick fools . they are the same in every country . [ speaking italian ] [ scene_break ] tabitha : endora , will you look at that ? fox is headed straight for the beach where kay and miguel are about to make wild -- well , let 's just say that fox is about to find kay and miguel acting like more than just friends . well , do n't look at me like that . i did n't put this in motion . you did . all i know is when fox finds kay and miguel together , it wo n't be pretty . i expect the first thing he 'll do is break off their engagement , which is just ducky with me . because that will mean that kay will be free to be with miguel . and that , my darling daughter , will be a red - letter day for us , because if kay is hooked up with miguel , he wo n't ever be able to hook up with charity . so , we 'll be safe from her gift of goodness . do n't pout , endora . i warned you about your unnatural bend for sweetness and light . you thought it was fine and dandy to lure fox out after kay and miguel . but i 'm afraid it is going to boomerang on you , my dear . yes , what you put in motion here -- well , it 's going to ensure fox and kay 's demise for good . fox : they 're next to the bonfire . that looks like miguel . what 's he doing way out here this late ? who is that woman that he 's with ? oh , that had better not be kay . oh , so help me god , he 'll wish he never set foot in harmony . miguel : kay , i 've been wanting to do this since i came back . you ok ? kay : it 's just i should n't be doing this . i 'm engaged to fox . maybe you need to find someone else . miguel : i do n't want anyone else . [ scene_break ] noah : you ok ? fancy : yeah . i 'm a little wet , but otherwise , i 've never felt better . officer : [ speaking italian ] noah : what did he say ? fancy : my italian 's pretty rusty , but i think it 's something like , get lost or he 'll have us arrested . noah : oh , ok . do n't worry , officer . we are out of here . ciao . officer : amore . everywhere i look -- amore . [ speaks italian ] fancy : we better get going . noah : oh , here you go . all right . well , the vespa is back there . oh , but what about your espresso ? fancy : i do n't need anything but you . man : hi there , americano . noah : ciao . man : i hope that red vespa around the corner is not yours . fancy : it is . man : not anymore . the polizia put it in the back of their van . it was parked illegally . noah : what ? fancy : oh , what are we going to do ? we are way too far away from the hotel to walk . man : hop in , i will take you there . noah : i wish we could , but we do n't have any money to pay you with . man : no problemo . you 're in the city of romance and love . i am a romantic at heart . this ride is on me . noah : all right . come on . noah : thanks , pal . fancy : grazie . noah : hey , if you 're ever in new england , i owe you one . man : where to ? noah : how about once around the coliseum , then on to our hotel . [ scene_break ] tabitha : hmm ! well , so much for you sending fox to find kay . when he finds her with miguel , it will break up their relationship so fast it will make your pretty blond head spin . yeah , and he 'll never forgive her for cheating on him with her old love . he 's far too proud for that . yep , fox will end his relationship with kay . and kay will go back to being crazy mad about miguel . i think they 'll be together forever . [ oinking ] tabitha : what are you up to now , endora ? what is it going to take for you to learn that your magic is just making things worse right now ? fox : that ca n't be kay . she would n't do that to me . she loves me . fox : what the hell ? fox : i ca n't see the shore anymore . i have no idea which way i 'm going . tabitha : no , you do n't , endora . you are the one who sent fox out on this wild goose chase to find kay tonight . and now you 're trying to get him lost so he wo n't find her in miguel 's arms -- naked . do n't you dare get fresh with me , young lady . why ca n't you understand that kay and miguel together are the answer to our prayers ? once they become a couple , then we 'll be safe from the powers of charity 's goodness . i know that you were born with a very unfortunate streak of compassion . but surely , even you realize that we have to protect the dark side . broken hearts are the essence of our survival . where did i go wrong ? i 'm sure you think you 're doing the right thing -- that it 's good to be good . but it 's not . and even though your father julian is mortal , you are still my daughter , which makes you a bonafide witch . but at the moment you seem to be doing everything you can to undermine us . not only are you putting our lives at risk ; you 're jeopardizing fox 's life as well . what if your half brother gets lost out there at sea in the fog that you 've conjured up ? yeah , well , think about it now . and let this be a lesson to you , young lady . do n't interfere with grownups ' business . just let mummy handle these things . kay : miguel , i should n't be doing this . miguel : i love you , kay . i want you . kay : miguel . tabitha : fox should be witnessing this right now , endora . and he would be if it were n't for your tampering . i think these two are going to go all the way . woman : miguel . miguel . [ scene_break ] lena : it occurs to me that perhaps noah does n't care all that much about fancy 's life or he would n't be chasing her all over rome . maya : he 's in love with her , lena . lena : whatever . remind noah of what 's at stake here , as he seems to have forgotten . not only is fancy 's life on the line ; so is his . maya : no , lena -- lena : do n't look so horrified . you know the kind of people we 're dealing with here . they think nothing of eradicating their enemies or even people they perceive to be unhelpful . that could include you , as well as me , maya , so no more fooling around . no more falling down on the job or losing noah . maya : you ca n't expect me to watch him every minute of every day . lena : you 'd better . nobody said this was going to be easy , maya . none of us have a choice in this , including noah . either he says good - bye to fancy on his own or he 'll lose her forever in a most distasteful way . it 's up to him . either way , he 'll never be with her again . maya : well , he ca n't know that . i mean , he has to believe that his giving her up is only temporary , as a means of trapping you . lena : so , noah thinks he 's successful at pulling the wool over my eyes , that you and he are putting on the act of your lives , pretending to be in love so i 'll buy it and entrust you with essential information . maya : exactly . it 's the arrangement we made with the fbi to keep them from locking us up . lena : foolish man . maya : he 's not foolish . he trusts me . lena : as i said , foolish man . maya : the point is he 's only willing to do this until the fbi catches you and the people you work for . then he thinks he can go back to fancy and tell her everything . look , he ca n't suspect that i 'm being anything but truthful . or he 'll back out right now . lena : so , it 's up to you to keep your collusion with me a secret . maya : and that 's the worst part . he thinks i already came clean with him in the fbi office , that i told him everything . lena : quite the double agent , are n't you ? maya : and i hate it . i hate double - crossing this really great guy all over again . lena : poor , maya . you think you 're the only one who has to obey orders from cold - hearted higher - ups ? not so . i 'm merely following my commands , too , which are to keep noah and fancy apart -- not just physically but emotionally , as well . maya : i just do n't see -- lena : find a way . if you fail , one of them will die for sure . maybe both . and then they 'll punish us for failing in our mission . this is n't some game , maya . it 's for real , for keeps . life and death . do what you were hired to do . break up noah and fancy for good . [ scene_break ] noah : where 's the bedroom ? fancy : that way . oh . noah : hey , hey . fancy : i know you 're disappointed . noah : about what ? fancy : our espresso and biscotti . it was such a great idea . noah : yes , it was . but i have a better idea now . fancy : mm , wait . he was right . the policeman , i mean . noah : yeah , we really did n't have any business taking coins from that fountain , huh ? fancy : i knew it . you 're a romantic just like the officer accusing us of meddling with people 's hopes and dreams by taking those coins . noah : well , not as romantic as the officer . fancy : what -- noah : heads , we go into the bedroom and make love . tails , we do the same thing . fancy : where did you get that ? noah : i kept one . fancy : noah . noah : well , look , it 's the one we made our wish on . that i made my wish on , at least . fancy : are you going to tell me your wish ? noah : well , then it wo n't come true . fancy : well , what if i guess ? noah : i think that would work . what do you think i wished for ? fancy : me . noah : how 'd you know ? fancy : hmm , this is the coin that i wished on . and i wished for you . fancy : what ? noah : why do n't we go get you out of these clothes , huh ? fancy : oh , i never thought i 'd feel this way again . noah : neither did i . fancy : then we can stay this way ? noah : just you try to get rid of me . fancy : promise me . noah : i promise . fancy : no , i mean it . i need to hear the words . promise me you 'll never let anyone come between us again . noah : you have my word . [ scene_break ] tabitha : you might be a bit more interested in what 's going on in our magic bowl , endora . it 's only our entire future that 's at stake here . fox : this is thick as pea soup . how the hell am i going to make it ashore and find miguel and whoever he is making out with ? it better not be kay . tabitha : well , fox is still lost in the fog , and kay and miguel are -- well , they 're , uh , they 're busy . tabitha : endora , i have never seen you so attached to one of your dolls . you really loved that story , `` the little mermaid , `` did n't you , huh ? [ laughs ] well , just so you know , it is n't real . it 's pure fiction . just like the book oprah recommended and wished she had n't . yes , and it 's a good thing , too . because mermaids are nothing but trouble . tabitha : yeah , well , they 're fickle and flighty . they cause nothing but chaos and mayhem . and if that is n't enough , they are so arrogant . they think they 're neptune 's gift or something . yes , i 'm glad to say i have n't had a mermaid cross my path for eons . but mark my words , endora . if you ever see one up close , then turn and run for the hills because they are the worst enemy that witches could have . i mean , they ruin spells . they turn everything topsy- turvy . if i can give you one little bit of advice , it 's this , my dear . avoid mermaids at all costs . understand ? [ scene_break ] woman : [ in a sing - song voice ] miguel . miguel : did you hear that ? kay : what ? miguel : it was her , the woman that saved me from drowning . she 's calling me again . kay : from where ? miguel : i do n't know . i think it 's coming from the water . kay : well , unless she is an olympic swimmer , i doubt it . [ scene_break ] fox : what 's with this fog ? it 's like it 's aimed directly at me and my boat and it just came out of nowhere . how the hell am i going to find the shore ? fox : why the hell should i care ? it does n't look like miguel is in much need of assistance on the beach with whoever he was with . it could n't have been kay . we 're getting married . she loves me . if it was n't kay , who 's miguel with ? [ scene_break ] kay : i do n't hear it . miguel : i did , ok ? it was faint , but i heard her calling me . the blonde woman , you know , the one that saved me from drowning ? kay : i thought she was just a figment of your imagination . miguel : no , she was real . as real as you are . i just wish i knew who she was . kay : you and me both . mermaid : [ in a sing - song voice ] miguel . tabitha : what are they listening for ? what do you know about all this , endora ? is someone out there , huh ? will you answer me , please ? all right . bowl of wonder , second to none , show me what my daughter 's done . mermaid : miguel ? tabitha : oh , hades , tell me i 'm not seeing this . endora , you conjured up a mermaid , did n't you ? tabitha : why did i ever read you that story ? you know , real mermaids are real trouble . we 're going to have to get rid of her tout de suite before she ruins everything . bring her here . bring her here at once . yes , yes , here , right now . mummy 's very unhappy with you , endora . tabitha : that 's another reason i do n't like mermaids . they leave puddles wherever they go . mermaid : where am i ? tabitha : you 're in a heap of trouble , dear , that 's where . [ scene_break ] noah : what the -- maya : do n't wake her up . noah : maya , what the hell are you doing here ? maya : trying to save you from making the worst mistake of your life . come over here so you do n't wake her up . noah : maya , this is none of your business . maya : the hell it is n't . you know why you ca n't be with fancy . you are going to ruin everything . noah : look , the fbi said i only had to pretend to be in love with you instead of fancy . maya : i 'm not talking about the fbi . i 'm talking about lena . noah : how is she going to know ? maya : she 's here , noah . she 's here in rome . if she found out about you and fancy , it would blow our cover completely . noah : i do n't care . maya : what ? noah : you heard me , all right ? i 'm through with this game . i am done , maya . i 'm not going to spend one more day -- not one more hour -- without fancy . maya : you have to . noah : no , i do n't . maya : it 's for her own protection . she has to believe that we 're in love with each other . noah : i wo n't do it , ok ? i already broke her heart once . i 'm not going to do it again . i will not lose the love of my life . maya : what about her life , noah ? if you love her as much as you say you do , i think you 'd do anything to protect her . [ scene_break ] lena : yes , i realize noah and fancy were together tonight . maya 's taking care of it . she 's with him right now . do n't worry . it wo n't happen again . and if it does , i know what must be done . fancy or noah or both of them will have to die . [ scene_break ] tabitha : well , i 'd offer you a chair , but you probably would n't know what to do with it . mermaid : what 's a chair ? tabitha : oh , good grief , she 's stupid . well , i do n't know why i 'd expect any more of a giant tuna fish lolling about on my clean kitchen floor . mermaid : oh , i 'm not a tuna . i 'm a mermaid . tabitha : i know what you are . you 're a dratted mermaid . watch what you 're doing with that thing , will you ? mermaid : you know what you are ? you 're a nasty , old -- tabitha : that 's enough with the name calling , thank you . mermaid : who are you ? where am i ? what am i doing here ? tabitha : i think you 're the one who should be answering some questions , miss fish . what have you been up to ? mermaid : me ? i was n't doing anything . i was just hanging out on the rocks , minding my own business . suddenly , here i am . is this what they call a house ? tabitha : oh , good grief . yes , yes , yes , it 's a house . endora , i will never let you cast another spell as long as you live . mermaid : and you 're witches . tabitha : oh , you have a brain cell or two . yes , we are witches . what of it ? mermaid : i just want to know what you want with me . tabitha : well , as a matter of fact , it 's my daughter here who conjured you up in the first place . mermaid : i wondered how i suddenly came alive . you 're the one who set me free . how can i ever thank you ? tabitha : yeah , well , i 'll tell you how you can thank both of us . you can leave now . disappear . go back into the fairy tale you came from . mermaid : but i 'd just begun to live . i 've been locked away for so long . i do n't want to go back to living in a children 's book . tabitha : yes , well , tough barnacles , baby cakes . you just get back to those yellow pages of that book . nobody ever reads here anyway anymore . they 're all glued to the tv or their computer or -- so you just scoot . scoot , scram . mermaid : please do n't make me go back to my fable . i love it in the real world . i always have . i want to stay . tabitha : i think you 're going to need a little bit of convincing , are n't you , dear ? fluffy ! fluffy ! puss , puss , puss . time to come inside , fluffy . [ fluffy growls ] mermaid : what kind of cat is that ? tabitha : a big one . a big , hungry one . and would n't you know it , i 've run out of cat food . oh , old fluffy is going to be so upset when she comes in and finds there 's no dinner . and she does love her fish dinners . mermaid : please , do n't send me away . i 'll be good , i promise . tabitha : well , good , good ! mermaids ca n't be good . it 's not in their nature . you 're all full of tricks and trouble . mermaid : not me . i 'm different . i 'm nice . tabitha : oh , yes , nice , nice . me , too . yes , i 'm glenda , the good witch in disguise . in case nobody has ever told you , dear , witches and mermaids do n't work well together . so , since i live here and you do n't , get lost . go on . be gone before you stir up any more trouble . we 've got enough trouble brewing here without adding you to the mix . [ scene_break ] noah : i ca n't leave her again , maya . not when i 've just gotten her back . i love her and i want to be with her . maya : but she ca n't know that , noah . i mean , come on , remember the deal we made with the fbi ? they only released us so we would help them catch lena and the people she 's working for . noah : yeah , and the supposed terrorists . maya : exactly . did you forget how much danger fancy 's in ? noah : maybe i did . when i saw her again , i just wanted to be with her . maya : well , you ca n't . that 's the only way to protect her . noah : yeah , but fancy wo n't understand that . she 'll think that i left her again to be with you . maya : that was kind of the idea , noah . noah : this is only for a while , right ? maya : yeah , just until the fbi gets what they want , which means us making lena believe that we 're in love with each other . noah : ok . i want this thing over with so i can be back with fancy . maya : well , then get things back on track right away . noah : yeah . noah : i 'm so sorry , sweetheart . maya : come on , you have to get dressed . we have to get out of here before she wakes up . noah : i love you , fancy . [ scene_break ] tabitha : that 's not polite , endora . mermaid : oh , i do n't mind . she 's darling . and besides , i owe her so much for bringing me to life . tabitha : yes , well , she 's just a child and she made a mistake . now , are you going to leave voluntarily , or are you going to be dinner for fluffy ? [ fluffy growls ] [ mermaid screams ] tabitha : it 's all right . it 's all right , endora . i suppose we can send your mermaid friend back if we have to . oh , but it might have been quite entertaining to see fluffy have at her , do n't you think ? mermaid : but i do n't want to go away . for the first time in hundreds of years , i feel like i have something to look forward to . and i feel happy . tabitha : oh , happiness . oh , happiness is n't all it 's cracked up to be , dear . it comes and it goes . it 's one of the more fickle emotions that these mortals seem addicted to . and your happiness is about to take a hike . endora , do you want to do the honors or what ? hmm ? you know , this is n't up for discussion . she can not stay . unless , of course , you want me to introduce her to fluffy , huh ? mermaid : i beg you . please , spare my life . but do n't send me back into the land of fiction . i like real - life stories so much better . tabitha : you and oprah . mermaid : who is oprah ? tabitha : oh , you have led a sheltered life , have n't you ? all right , time to go . say your good - byes , girls . [ water gurgling ] now what 's going on ? fox : i ca n't see a thing . tabitha : you forgot to lift the fog , endora . enough with keeping fox from finding kay and miguel . mermaid : miguel ? you know miguel ? tabitha : yes , of course , i know miguel , dear . how do you -- [ endora mumbling ] tabitha : oh , belching beelzebobbits . you -- you 're the blonde girl who saved him . only you 're not a girl at all . mermaid : see , i told you i 'm not like other mermaids . i did a good thing . tabitha : and i should take the word of a creature with flippers for feet ? oh , how do you think miguel is going to like the idea that he was rescued by a fish ? mermaid : that 's not nice . tabitha : i 'm a dues - paying member of the dark side . i 'm not supposed to be nice . miguel thinks that some hot blonde breathed life back into him , and really it was a female version of `` free willy . `` that 's a good one . oh , more . show me more . [ scene_break ] kay : ca n't hear anyone . miguel : me neither . but i 'm sure i heard her calling me . i heard her voice . kay : you 're sure it 's the same woman who saved you ? miguel : she never spoke to me that night . but , yes , i 'm sure . i heard her calling me . kay : i feel so weird . this whole night 's like a strange dream . [ scene_break ] miguel : if it is a dream , i do n't want to wake up . tabitha : i really do n't have time for this distraction from the deep , so last chance . either flop on back where you came from , or i 'm going to let fluffy inside . mermaid : i ca n't believe you know miguel . tabitha : of course i know miguel . he 's staying upstairs in my spare room . now skedaddle , dear . mermaid : no , i wo n't go . i want to stay . tabitha : all right . this is your last chance . kitty , kitty , kitty , kitty ? mommy has got a big surprise for you . it 's called dinner . [ mermaid screams ] tabitha : here she comes . we 're having fish tonight . [ fluffy growls ] mermaid : no ! no ! [ next_on ] chris : are you going to stay with me , or are you going back to luis and marty ? fox : that 's not kay . man : it is time to show you what you must do .
endora was caught in her schemes today , when tabitha figured out she 'd conjured up a mermaid that saved miguel and called him out to sea . she brings the mermaid to the house and demands endora send her back to the book she came from , or else fluffy will have a fish dinner . miguel hears the mermaid calling him , and stops kissing kay to listen . once tabby has her , however , they hear nothing . meanwhile , fox , having seen miguel on the beach kissing someone , hopes it is n't kay and tries to get there to find out , but endora 's spell keeps him away .
whitney : something about him moves me the way that he softly speaks my name fox : she 's so beautiful . her voice is like an angel 's . whitney : something about him shakes me the way that he always reads my mind fox : theresa . you -- are you checking me out ? theresa : you told me you 've never known true love . but right now that look in your eyes -- i see a man who has fallen head - over - heels in love . so who is she , fox ? who 's the woman who 's captured your heart ? whitney : so where 'd daddy go , mom ? eve : you know , whitney , it 's been a long night . whitney : he went to the shed again , did n't he ? whenever daddy 's upset about something , that 's where he goes . so what 's in that shed , anyway , mom ? liz : i had no idea this would be in the shed . t.c . oh , my god . eve : you do n't need to worry about what 's in the shed , whitney . you just need to know that your father and i love you and we want what 's best for you . whitney : but , mom , you do n't even ask me what i want , what i think might be best for my own life . eve : if you think that hanging out in supper clubs with chad singing is what you want , then , no , i do n't want to hear it . whitney : see ? you wo n't even listen to me . eve : not about this , whitney . i have made up my mind , your father 's made up his mind . a future in music is just out of the question . we forbid it . whitney : when a you and daddy going to realize that i 'm not a little girl anymore , mom , i 'm a woman ? and one of these days , i might want to -- you know what ? never mind . eve : whitney . whitney ! liz : you 're going to lose her , eve . you are going to drive whitney right back into chad 's waiting arms . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] [ phone rings ] julian : hello . alistair : i heard what happened tonight at the blue note . julian : god , father , is there anywhere you do n't hidden cameras ? alistair : just one -- your bedroom . i 've had my fill of your twisted sex games with rebecca . `` heidi meets paul bunyan `` was enough to make me wish for cataracts . julian : and the purpose of your call would be ? alistair : toto tell you to pull yourself together , man . that hothead t.c . russell nearly caught you with his wife tonight . julian : you saw that , too , huh ? alistair : i do n't miss a thing -- including the fact that you 're listening to one of eve 's recordings even as we speak . now turn it off . [ music stops ] alistair : you 're getting sloppy , julian , acting like some lovesick fool . julian : an alien concept to you , i 'm sure . alistair : damn it , julian , i wo n't tolerate this from you again . put eve russell out of your mind , or else . [ scene_break ] beth : oh , luis , i do n't want to do this . i -- i love this baby , your baby . we made it together and it 's ours . this child that i 'm carrying is a symbol of our love . sheridan : beth . did you say you 're pregnant ? singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life . [ scene_break ] theresa : so , who is she , fox ? who 's the woman that you 've fallen for ? fox : me ? you think that i 'm in love ? theresa : it 's all over your face . fox : theresa , you know what ? you really are a hopeless romantic . who would i possibly be in love with ? theresa : i do n't know . i guess i 'll just have to wait and see . fox : suit yourself . theresa : have you -- have you been out ? fox : oh , i went over to the crane recording studio to have a look . you know , i found chad there working late . so we got to talking and we ended up over at the blue note , and it turns out my father owns that place , too . he actually bought the harmony jazz club renamed it after some old dive in boston . anyway , whitney and that woman , liz were there , and chad actually got whitney to sing . theresa : he did ? fox : yeah , till dr. russell showed up and went off on whitney for performing in public , you know , and then coach russell blew in and went at it with chad -- again . theresa : what do you mean , `` again `` ? fox : well , apparently , whitney 's father caught chad and whitney together at the recording studio earlier tonight and he , like , nearly tore chad apart . theresa : oh , no . poor whitney . fox : yeah . and chad got a job offer in l.a. with some record company , you know , and he wanted whitney to go with him . of course , her parents were dead set against that . so they actually got whitney to agree to take six months , stay in harmony before she decided to do anything , you know ? of course , after the free - for - all at the blue note tonight , i mean , all bets could be off . whitney went home with her parents , but not before chad made a really strong point for her to go to l.a. with him , pursue her singing . career . theresa : all of this happened tonight ? fox : yeah . and you thought you were having problems keeping a hold of little ethan . theresa : i feel terrible that i have n't been there for whitney . she must be a mess . fox : yeah . well , i 'm sure whitney could use her best friend about right now . theresa : yeah , she 's always been there for me . it 's -- it 's time i return the favor . mama 's with little ethan at the cottage . i 'm going to go be with whitney . fox : ok . fox : whitney . hmmm . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] whitney : hello ? chad : hey , i was calling to check on you , make sure you 're ok after everything that happened tonight . whitney : chad . i do n't know if i 'm ever going to be all right again . you know , i used to think that my life was perfect . you know , i had a wonderful family , great friends , and i had just fallen in love with you . only now everything 's falling apart . simone hates me , my mom and dad are constantly on my case , and the man i love is moving to california . i do n't think i 've ever been more miserable , not ever . [ scene_break ] sheridan : beth , is it true ? are you pregnant ? antonio : you know it 's right , you know it 's true . you just heard her . mrs. wallace 's voice : it 's a lie , good - looking . beth 's faking it to keep luis and sheridan from telling you that they 're in love and the baby you think is yours is probably luis ' . beth : it 's true , sheridan . i 'm having luis ' baby . antonio : my brother and beth are having a baby . this is incredible ! mrs. wallace 's voice : what 's incredible is that lightning has n't struck beth dead for telling such a wicked lie . antonio : congratulations . i 'm really happy for the both of you . beth : thanks . luis : yeah , thanks , man . antonio : is n't this great , sheridan ? ? [ scene_break ] alistair : did n't you learn your lesson years ago when you involved yourself with a then - lounge singer eve johnson ? are you really that intent on going backwards , getting yourself messed up with the likes of that whore and addict again ? julian : damn it , father , there 's nothing wrong with e ! she 's a wonderful woman ! any problems she had back then were of my making . alistair : you had your fun with her , julian . now move on . julian : you 're making too much of this . eve is married with children . what we had is in the past . alistair : see that you keep it there . julian : you know , father , i 've been mulling things over , you know , sorting some things , and i -- i still do n't know for sure what really happened to eve 's and my child .. alistair : how many times must i tell you ? he died . julian : eve believes that he 's alive .. she believes that she was made to think that he died when , in fact , someone stole him from the hospital . the only person i know who 's capable of doing something so wantonly cruel is you , father . alistair : are you accusing me of kidnapping ? julian : for once you have to tell the truth . did you steal our baby ? is my son with eve still alive ? [ scene_break ] chad : whitney , please do n't cry . look , i know things look bad now , but it 'll get better , i promise . whitney : yeah , but i do n't see how . you know , tonight when i was up on that stage singing , i realized that you were right . i mean , singing -- it 's in my soul , chad . and i do n't know if i can just turn my back on that now . chad : you ca n't . whitney : but my parents are n't going to stand for it . look , i love them and i do n't want to go against their wishes , but what you said tonight at the blue note was true -- i 'm going to have to follow my heart at some point . chad , i just do n't know what to do . chad : i wish i was there to hold you . whitney : i wish you were , too . but coming over here now would just be asking for more trouble . chad : so come to the studio . whitney : i would , but i 'm afraid that if my parents find out i 'm not here , they 're just going to get even more upset than they already are . chad : look , i hear you , and i wo n't pressure you but if you choose to come , the door will be unlocked and i 'll be waiting . whitney : i love you , chad . chad : i love you , too , whitney , always . [ scene_break ] liz : you 're going to lose her , eve . eve : stay out of it , liz . liz : look , despite the way feel about you , i honestly care about whitney she is my niece . i want her to be happy . and right now she ca n't be happy because you 're trying to take something away from her that you have no right to take . eve : exactly what part of `` stay out of it `` did you not understand ? liz : you heard her sing tonight , eve . she has an amazing voice , an incredible gift . a gift you gave her . eve : i do n't care . she is not going into the music business . i forbid it . liz : eve , do n't deny her something that is a part of her something that makes her happy just because you made mistakes . eve : ok , i 'm not listening to this . liz : oh , you 'd better listen . whitney is not you , eve . you made terrible choices with booze and drugs and getting involved with julian crane , but whitney is not going to do the same thing . whitney 's a levelheaded young woman , just like you and t.c . raised her to be . so if you support her , she can pursue her dream and she 'll be fine . but if you try to stop her , it 's going to backfire . whitney 's going to end up just the way you were . eve : no . liz : singing is in whitney 's soul . it is a part of her very being . so nothing you can do and nothing you can say is going to take that away from her . [ scene_break ] antonio : luis and beth are having a baby . is n't this incredible ? sheridan : yeah . incredible . antonio : this is perfect . you and i are going b be fathers together . luis yeah . antonio : and your baby , it 's going to be born around the same time as ours . they 're going to grow up together . they 're going to be as close as two cousins can possibly be . hank 's voice : they 'll be half siblings if luis fathered sheridan 's baby , too . antonio : things could n't be any better than this . luis : i just found out about this myself , just now . beth : i did n't want anyone to know . mrs. wallace 's voice : liar . you saw sheridan coming and made sure she heard you .. beth : i , um -- i was n't really planning on telling anyone that i was pregnant . antonio : why not ? beth : excuse me ? antonio : why would you keep such great news a secret ? mrs. wallace 's voice : good luck getting out of this one , bethy . [ scene_break ] julian : you denied it before , and i believed you because it was easier than thinking you could possibly be that evil . but to hell with easy . i want the truth . i demand the truth ! did you make it appear that my son with eve died when , in fact , he was spirited out of that hospital as eve helplessly looked on ? alistair : you demand the truth ? you , my spineless wretch of a son ? julian : yes , i do , damn it ! and i know how you abhorred the idea of eve , a black woman , giving birth to a crane heir , and given your machiavellian nature , did you in fact orchestrate a cover - up to make eve and i believe that our baby died ? we 're talking about my child , father . we 're talking about my son , a crane . now , i want the truth , damn it . [ scene_break ] fox : ah , you wanted to see father ? julian : do n't you ever knock ? alistair : fox . i 'm glad you 're here . fox : you are ? julian : father , we are not through talking yet . alistair : fox , i want you to take care of something for me . it has to do with the blue note jazz club . fox : that 's so funny , cause i needed to talk to you about the blue note , too . i thought i could just go -- alistair : get rid of it . fox : what ? julian : what ? alistair : put it up for sale immediately . fox : but i wanted to manage both the blue note and the recording studio . i mean , we could make a fortune using the two of them in tandem . take whitney russell , for instance . i saw her singing at the blue no earlier tonight , right ? she could headline there while i use the recording studio to get her a record deal . there 's a lot of money to be made in the music business . alistair : i told you to ill the blue note . julian : and i told you to stay away from whitney russell . you 're not to get involved with record deals of that . fox : why ? and why are you so protective of dr. russell 's daughter ? i just answered my own question , did n't i ? you know , i knew i walked in on something between you and dr. russell earlier tonight at the blue note . julian : you know nothing . fox : i know i saved your butt when coach russell almost caught you with his wife . so what 's the deal , father ? hmm ? what 's up between you and dr . russell ? alistair : yes , julian , what 's up between you and eve ? [ scene_break ] liz : do n't stop whitney from singing , eve . she may not make the same mistakes that you did . and besides , whitney has chad to help guide and build her career . eve : chad ? chad is the problem . whitney would have never sang at the blue note tonight if chad had n't encouraged her to . liz : chad loves her . chad wants her to be happy , and singing makes her happy . eve : chad wants whitney to move to l.a. with him and be his live - in squeeze . that 's what that 's about . to think all the times that i supported that boy , defended him to t.c . that is t.c . is right . he is -- he 's unprincipled . first , he beds whitney , and then he -- he puts into her head notions of fame and fortune . god , if i 'd only followed my first intuition about him , i would have forbidden my girls to have anything to do with this -- this street punk whose parents are god - knows - who . liz : chad is hardly a punk , and you ca n't possibly blame him for not knowing who his parents are . eve : you know , i saw a lot of julian in him when i was watching him tonight . liz : how so ? eve : he will destroy whitney 's life just the same way that julian destroyed mine if i let him . liz : oh , look , first of all , you destroyed your own life . and , secondly , chad is nothing like julian crane . fox , however -- he 's just like his father . eve : fox is nothing like julian . he came to me foiling your attempt to have t.c . catch me with julian . liz : you know , you were fooled by julian crane all those years ago , and now you 're being fooled by his son . luckily , whitney is too levelheaded to be fooled by the likes of a crane . she 's not going to be fooled like you were . [ scene_break ] theresa : whit . it 's me . whitney : oh . hey , theresa . theresa : oh , i came as soon as i heard . and fox told me everything . i 'm so sorry you 're going through this . whitney : you know , i feel like my life is falling apart , and i do n't know what to do about it . you know , my parents , they do n't want me involved with chad at all . and as far as my singing , dead set against it does n't even describe how they feel . theresa : what about you ? how do you feel ? whitney : i 'm -- i 'm really hurt , frustrated , and even angry at how unfair my parents are being about this . i mean , they do n't even care how i feel . love c chad and i love singing . i did n't realize how much until tonight , but chad really brought it out in me big time . theresa : fox said you were incredible . whitney : you know , part of me just wants to run away with chad right now and move to los angeles with him , try to make it as a singer , just forget about what my parts want me to do , waiting six months . what would you do , theresa ? i mean , would you choose love or your family ? [ scene_break ] antonio : why would n't you tell anyone you 're pregnant ? why would you keep such wonderful news a secret ? beth : well , it 's still so early in my pregnancy . you know , the doctor was worried that i might miscarry , so i just wanted to make sure that everything was ok before i said anything . antonio : you know what , you 're going to be fine you still need to take it easy .. let luis take care of you , beth . i just ca n't believe this . not only am i going to be a father but i 'm going to be an uncle again , too . i can not wait to tell mama . she 's going to be so happy . and me and you ? we we 're going to be fathers together . can you believe that ? luis : yeah . yes . fathers . antonio : you know what , you ca n't put it off any longer . luis : who ? antonio : you got to make it official . you and beth need to get married . [ scene_break ] whitney : so tell me , what would you do in my situation ? would you choose love or family ? theresa : whitney , i ca n't answer that . only you know what 's right for you . besides , i 'm so the wrong one to ask for advice . i mean , look how my life ended up . i chose my love for ethan over everything else . i believed that love conquers all and , no matter what , you know , if i held onto it , that love would see me through . i still want to believe that it will and that some day ethan and i will be together . but for now , i 've lost ethan , my job , and all the money and power that went with being a crane . whitney : whoa . wait , theresa , back up a second . i mean , you make it sound like julian divorced you and left you with the baby . theresa : whit , you do n't know . i was never married to julian . whitney : what ? theresa : yeah , that ceremony in bermuda ? it was just a joke that one of julian 's friends pulled on him . whitney : you 've got to be kidding me . theresa : no . and now julian wants full custody of my son , you know , just because he 's a crane . but ethan has promised to help me fight julian . but i 'm scared , you know ? i am really scared i could lose my son . whitney : i know . baby , i 'm so sorry that you 're going through this . i know how much you love little ethan . theresa : yeah , he means everything to me . whitney : you know , i really hope you do n't take this the wrong way , but i know that my mom is worried that i 'm going end u up like you did , you know , having a baby without being married . why , i do n't know . i mean , she just thinks that me having a relationship with chad and wanting a career in singing is going to completely ruin my life . theresa : that just does n't make any sense . whitney : i know , but trying telling my mom that . she just does n't understand that no matter what i decide to do with my life , i 'm going to follow her example and live my life exactly the way she has . [ scene_break ] eve : whitney is not going to have a life like mine because i am not going to let her . i am not going to let her be pulled away from her family into alcohol and drugs and jazz clubs . i love my daughter , and i will be damned if i 'm just going to sit by and watch her life be destroyed the same way mine was . what am i going to do ? i 'm just going to see whitney get pregnant by chad , and then be alone and scared because he 's abandoned her and their baby , just the way that julian abandoned me ? i 'm not going to have whitney suffer that agony of wondering where that baby is every day for the rest of her life . it 's like missing a piece of yourself . and you want to find that baby so you can hold him . liz : eve , why are you talking like this ? the baby you had with julian died . eve : no . i do n't believe that . i think he 's -- he 's out there somewhere . i think my baby 's still alive . fox : well , father ? what 's the story between you and dr. russell ? julian : i told you to let it , fox . erase from your memory what you saw earlier tonight . never speak of it again . fox : ooh . methinks i 've hit a nerve . julian : listen , if you care about your inheritance , you 'll drop this . fox : yeah . yeah , nice try father , but you 're forgetting something -- i 'm your only heir . ethan 's a bennett , remember ? and i know you 're not going to leave my sisters anything , and god forbid you leave anything to theresa 's son . i mean , according to crane pride and prejudice , anyone with latin blood is too tainted , too unclean to inherit a dime . so -- ugh ! -- i 'm all you 've got . alistair : do n't be so sure of that . fox : what are you saying , grandfather ? are you saying there 's another crane heir out there we do n't know about ? alistair : fox , you 're as foolish as julian . you should have learned by now never to question me . when i want you to know something , i 'll tell you . woman : you coming to bed , mr .. crane ? alistair : go limber up , sweetie . i 'll be there soon . woman : i look forward to being of service , mr. crane . alistair : it 's getting late , too late to waste any more of my time with tweedledee and tweedledum . fox , i told you to sell the blue note . see that you do so immediately . fox : yes , grandfather . alistair : do n't stand there slack - jawed like your idiot father . go ! fox : wonder what i walked in on . julian : shut the damn do . julian : father , you have n't answered my question yet about the son i had with eve . is he alive or not ? alistair : good night , julian . julian : do n't dismiss me , father . and you earlier alluded to there being another crane heir . is there or is there not ? and if so , is he the son i had with eve ? [ scene_break ] liz : what makes you think that the son you had with julian is alive ? eve : well you must enjoy seeing me like this , watching me suffer . well , you get yourself a good look , because this is all you 're going to go . i 'm not going to discuss my son with you . it hurts too much . liz : eve , i do n't get any pleasure seeing upset about this . it 's terrible to lose a child . eve : oh , god , you have no idea . please , just go , ok ? just go , knowing that my life is not the fairy tale that you claim it is . liz : eve , i really want -- eve : please . just leave me alone . ok ? just leave me alone . [ scene_break ] whitney : i hope my parents do n't find out i left the house tonight . i just -- i just do n't want to upset them any more than i already have . but right now i need to be with chad . i love him so much . theresa : i know you do . whitney : chad said he left the door open for me , so -- theresa : oh . ok , go . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] chad : whitney . hey . oh . i 'm glad you decided to come back . whitney : well , love decided for me . theresa 's voice : you 've made your choice whitney . you 've chosen love over family . you just do n't know it yet . [ scene_break ] antonio : i 'm so happy for the both of you . congratulations on starting a family like sheridan and i . hank : not now , luis . luis : no , i need to talk to her . i need to explain . hank : sheridan 's just been through a crisis .. she needs time to adjust . luis : well , that 's why i need to talk to her . she needs to know how much i love her . now , look , what happened with beth and her pregnancy , that does n't change anything , all right ? we still need to step up to the plate and end these lies just le e we plan to do .. hank : you can not tell antonio the truth . sheridan 's an emotional wreck . she cat t take any more . luis : you 're right . but what if beth 's pregnancy drives a wedge between us ? what if things with me and sheridan go from bad to worse ? antonio : honey , come over here and give beth a hug . congratulate her and luis on their great news . mrs. wallace : poor sheridan . my deceitful daughter is destroying her . [ scene_break ] eve : oh , my son . my little baby . i think you 're out there somewhere . and one glorious day , mom 's going to find you . julian : is there another crane heir ? is he eve 's and my baby ? did our son live after all ? alistair : so many questions , julian -- questions with answers that could astound everyone . julian : damn it , father , i want the truth . alistair : all in due time , julian . all in due time . julian : father ? fath -- damned old man ! julian : could eve 's vision be real ? could her instinct be -- right ? could i have another son out there somewhere ? [ scene_break ] whitney : hold me , chad . just hold me . i do n't want to think about anything except being in your arms . chad : whatever makes you happy . whitney : you make me happy . i love you so much . chad : i love you , too , baby . i love you . [ scene_break ] theresa : oh , whitney and chad love each other so much . please , god , let them be happy together . do n't let anyone or anything tear them apart . [ scene_break ] fox : i 've always loved beautiful things . and you , whitney russell -- you are a beautiful woman . very beautiful . [ scene_break ] sheridan : congratulations , beth . beth : thanks , sheridan . sheridan : i 'm so happy for you and beth . beth : told you my plan would work . luis thinks he slept with me the night he broke up with sheridan . mrs. wallace : you mean you thought you 'd drug his beer . beth : faking being pregnant with his baby means the end of luis and sheridan and the start of our life . i told you , luis is going to be mine . mrs. wallace : you are evil , bethy , with brimstone for a heart . beth : is that any way to talk to the mother of your first fake grandchild ? [ mrs. wallace scoffs ] sheridan : i 'm sure that you and beth will be very happy -- together . julian : i think our son is alive and i think father knows exactly where he is . whitney : are you asking me to marry you ? beth : i figured out a way to give luis his baby and get rid of sheridan at the same time . antonio : sheridan ? sheridan .
theresa tells fox he 's acting like a man in love he denies it but tells her what happened at the blue note . she rushes to talk to whitney . whitney and eve butt heads and she turns to chad . liz warns her to be careful because she could lose her daughter to chad permanently . julian demands to know what happened to his and eve 's child . alistair ignores him and veen tells fox to sell the blue note and he catches on to the truth . beth tells both antonio and sheridan that she is `` pregnant `` and tries to act upset that the situation turned out this way .
charity : hmm , not bad . and i could do it in lots of different colors . it just might sell . [ charity daydreaming ] charity : miguel , come inside for a second . miguel : what is it , charity ? charity : look , it 's a check ! glitterati fashions bought my designs . miguel : oh , my god . charity : they have stores all across the country . do you see all those zeros ? oh ! miguel : i knew you 'd be a success . charity : oh , i 'm so excited . but you know what , i would trade all of that success for your love , miguel , because that 's all that matters . [ daydream ends . ] charity : i have to stop daydreaming . miguel 's with his baby and kay now . i 'm just going to throw myself into my work and forget all about that . charity : miguel , how long have you been standing there ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : i ran into ivy earlier . apparently , charity is at home , feverishly working away on a dress she wants to show to some famous designer called charlie lapson , who 's supposedly coming into town . kay : so ? why should i care ? you know , while charity 's home making a dress , i 'll be wearing one to the founders ' day dance with miguel . you know , charity wants to design clothes , more power to her . i hope she 's a big success . tabitha : you do ? have you lost your reason , kay ? kay : no , not at all . you know , in fact , i hope she 's the most famous designer in the world . tabitha : you 've never wished anything good for charity before . what are you up to , huh ? [ scene_break ] luis : julian . i see you got my message . julian : luis . i assume this meeting has something to do with the c.d . 's you stole from my father 's safe ? luis : hmm , yeah . yeah , there 's enough information on those c.d . 's to bring down alistair , and the entire crane empire . julian : could n't happen to a nicer guy . luis : yeah , i 'm afraid that means you 're going to spend the rest of your life in jail , too , julian . [ scene_break ] eve : and mrs. pilar lopez - fitzgerald wants her diagnosis strictly confidential , is that clear ? no , she does n't want her family to know . no , no , she 's getting worse . the nosebleeds , fatigue , faintness . the i.v . treatments do n't appear to be effective . i have to call you back . liz . for once , i am glad to see you traipsing in here because i have something to tell you . liz : what ? eve : this . you get out of my house and do n't you ever come back . [ scene_break ] rebecca : oh -- i better check my makeup first . [ ducks into ladies ' room ] rebecca : pilar ? what -- what is this ? is she sick or dead - drunk ? oh . or maybe she 's dead . ahem , pilar ? pilar , hello ? hola ? andele ! huh . oh , poor thing . maybe i should call for help . ahem . help . help . hmm . oh . [ rebecca sighs ] rebecca : good one , becky . you know , sometimes i just crack myself up . ooh -- i better go in there and see what 's holding everyone up . officer : oh -- rebecca : oh , excuse me . officer : it 's ok . hey , whoa , whoa , wait . what 's all this blood ? stay right there . officer : oh , my god . what did you do ? that 's luis ' mom in there ! you attacked pilar lopez - fitzgerald . rebecca : oh ! [ scene_break ] judge : as i see it , the facts in this case are these -- ms. lopez - fitzgerald posed as mr. and mrs. winthrop 's surrogate in order to have herself implanted with gwen winthrop 's fertilized ovum . and now , the winthrops have petitioned the court to order this ovum aborted . i 'm ready with my decision , but first , let me remind you that i will not permit any further histrionics in my courtroom . gwen : honey , i just wish he 'd get on with it , you know , and tell theresa she has to have an abortion because he just can not allow this pregnancy to continue . theresa : ok , if the judge forces me to have an abortion , i 'm going to lose little ethan . i really need this baby to trade for my son . judge : all right , here is my decision in the matter of winthrop vs. lopez- fitzgerald . [ scene_break ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places , and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet , and i , would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest . breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive . you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life . [ scene_break ] kay : i 'm not wishing anything good for charity . i just want her to leave harmony . tabitha : what in hades ' name are you talking about ? kay : tabitha , do n't you get it ? if charity becomes this big - time fashion designer , do you think she 's going to stay in harmony ? heck , no ! once she hits it big , she 's going to have to move to a big city , you know , to , like , new york , or , heck , maybe even paris . the further the better . tabitha : or maybe to some roach - infested sweatshop in the black hole of calcutta , huh ? kay : oh , that would be sweet , too . i do n't care where she goes as long as she 's out of harmony for good . tabitha : leaving you -- kay : leaving me with miguel and maria . charity will be gone forever . then i can live with miguel without worrying about the goody two - shoes for the rest of my life . [ scene_break ] miguel : i just came to bring this drill back to chief bennett . wow . did you draw this ? it 's amazing . charity : thank you . i hope you 're not the only one who likes it . miguel : what do you mean ? charity : well , you know , lately , i 've been thinking a lot about what to do with my life . miguel : yeah . charity : um -- i 've decided i 'm going to be a clothing designer . i 've enrolled in an online course . miguel : wow . that 's great . charity : yeah . i have this dream of seeing people wearing my clothes , you know , across the country . even across the world . i do n't know . miguel : you 'll be a success at anything you do . i 've always known that . charity 's voice : i was n't successful with you . miguel : what 's wrong ? charity : oh , um -- you know , maybe this idea of designing clothes is a little crazy . miguel : why would you think that ? charity : well , say i design the perfect dress , you know ? so what ? i do n't know who to sell it to . i do n't know how to sell it . i do n't know anything about business . miguel : well , you know , that 's kind of what i 've been studying all semester . maybe i could help you , you know , or at least tell you where to get started . charity : you would do that ? miguel : i 'd do anything for you , charity . [ scene_break ] julian : well , congratulations , luis . you always wanted to bring down the crane empire . it appears you 're about to do it . luis : thanks to the information on those c.d 's . julian : is that why you wanted to meet me here -- to tell me i 'm going to jail ? to gloat ? luis : no , julian . no , believe it or not , i do n't take any pleasure in sending you to jail . julian : why not ? i 'm a crane . i thought you hated our guts . luis : i hate your father , and , well , alistair 's going to get all the punishment he deserves . no , but when sheridan was locked up in that psych ward , and we had that talk , you showed me a different side . you actually made me believe that you have a heart . julian : a small one , but it 's in there somewhere . luis : well , unfortunately , it 's a little late , but , well , you surprised me . you know , you understood my feelings for sheridan . julian : well , as i said , i understand how it feels to lose the woman you love . in my case , the only woman i 'll ever love . luis : you still do n't want to tell me who this woman is ? julian : what does it matter ? even if i once thought i had a chance of winning her back , it 's gone now . i 'm going to jail . i assume the evidence you have on those c.d . 's is rather incriminating . luis : yeah . yeah , there 's no way you 're going to avoid going to prison . sorry . julian : do n't be . luis : you 're not going to run , are you ? julian : no . besides , your pal , sam bennett , already took my passport . i 'm going to stay here , and i 'm going to pay for the crimes i committed . even some i did n't commit . my punishment wo n't be jail . my punishment will be the end of any hope of ever reuniting with -- with that woman from my past , the only woman i have loved . [ scene_break ] eve : what , did you think that i would n't see this ? `` t.c . , i have so much to tell you . come to the blue note tonight for a drink . liz . `` i have told you and told you to stop throwing yourself at my husband , liz . i 'm not going to stand for it anymore . you are going to leave him alone ! liz : if you would n't be so upset , if deep down you were n't afraid of losing him -- eve : oh , please ! have n't you figured out yet that t.c . loves me ? you are never going to take him away from me . liz : yes . once t.c . finds out about your past with julian , he will be gone . eve : oh , blah , blah , blah ! ca n't you learn another song ? he has n't figured it out yet , has he ? and you ca n't tell him because then he 'll know that everything you 've said since you got here has been a lie , that you 're just a vengeful , conniving bitch . it is time for you to go , liz . you only came here to destroy my life and , face it , you failed . i 'm still married to t.c . you 've lost . liz : i am not finished with you , eve . eve : oh , no . yes , you are . you have done your damnedest to get your stupid revenge , but you failed , liz . it 's time to move on . it 's time to get out of harmony forever . t.c . : what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] judge : in the matter of winthrop vs. lopez - fitzgerald , it is the decision of this court -- rebecca : oh , get your hands off of me ! i did not attack pilar ! officer : what about all that blood on her ? rebecca : i have no -- maybe she was running a cockfight . theresa : mama -- blood -- what 's going on out there ? judge : who can work under these conditions ? ok ! [ judge pounds gavel ] judge : court is in recess . call me when this latest nonsense is over . rebecca : if you rip this outfit , you are going to be sorry you were ever born , flatfoot ! theresa : rebecca , what did you do to my mother ? gwen : mother , what are you doing here ? rebecca : look , i just came here to get you and ethan so you could get ready for the founders ' day dance , and then this man here accused me of attacking pilar . now let go of me ! officer : you 're not going anywhere until this is sorted out . rebecca : look , is it my fault that that peasant woman is passed out on the bathroom floor ? i think not ! theresa : oh , god , my mama 's passed out ? mama ? bailiff : ma'am ! i 'm sorry , but i ca n't let you go in there . it 's a possible crime scene . theresa : yes , but my mother 's in there . ethan : look , i 'll go , i 'll go . pilar ? oh , my god . oh , my god , pilar . she -- she 's dead . [ scene_break ] t.c . : i saw you two from the yard . um -- looks like you guys are arguing . what 's going on ? eve : oh , nothing , honey . everything 's fine . and liz was just telling me how she 's leaving harmony -- soon . is n't that right , liz ? you know , i heard that sheridan and antonio were moving back to st. lisa 's , but now i find out that liz is going back , too . and what a pity , just when summer 's coming to harmony . but then i 'm sure you just ca n't wait to get back there . t.c . : hmm . all three of you ? that is so sudden . liz : oh , actually , t.c . , nothing has been decided yet . t.c . : well , you know what , liz ? you always talked about going back , but you always stayed . and what about the blue note ? liz : t.c . , really , i do n't -- eve : she 's selling it . it should n't be hard at all to sell a successful club like that . and then once it 's sold , there 's no reason to stay on . i think going back to st. lisa 's will be the best thing that liz could do . [ scene_break ] julian : you know , i must admit i 'm impressed that you were able to read father 's files . the encryption on the data was supposed to be unbreakable . luis : hmm . well , i have n't actually decoded them all yet . i 've got a computer working on it right now . oh , but it 's all there -- years ' worth , from chernobyl to enron . even fixing the super bowl . julian : hmm . that was a good one . luis : you know , one of the c.d . 's is even labeled `` julian 's bastard . `` julian : yes . you see , that 's my silver lining . once you decode that c.d . , i 'll finally know who and where my son is . [ scene_break ] ethan : oh , god , she 's alive . pilar ? pilar ? what is with this blood ? pilar : what happened ? ethan : pilar . pilar : what happened ? ethan : hold on , hang on , hang on . i 'm calling 911 , ok ? pilar : no , no , no , ethan , do n't -- do n't call . ethan : do n't be ridiculous . this is n't right , pilar . you -- pilar : no , please , please , just do n't -- do n't call . oh , god , not again . ethan : what do you mean , `` not again `` ? did rebecca have anything to do with this ? pilar : what ? ethan : did -- did -- pilar : no , no . rebecca had nothing to do with this . ethan : well , then what is going on ? you passed out on the floor . you had a severe nosebleed . are you -- are you sick ? what is wrong ? [ scene_break ] charity : well , i would love advice on the business side of making clothes . i do n't know where to begin . miguel : ok , well , this is exactly what i 've been studying in my business class . you know , first you have to ask yourself two major questions -- who 's your customer , and why would they want to buy your clothes ? charity : um -- ok . my customers would be girls my age , maybe a little older , and they 'd buy my stuff because -- because they 'd like it . miguel : ok , yeah . but i 'm -- but there 's more , all right ? like , do they buy your clothes because they 're the hottest fashions , or do they buy your clothes because they flatter them , or do they buy your clothes because their best friend does n't have them yet ? charity : ah . i see . miguel : yeah , and there 's the four p 's , which is product , placement , price , and promotion . i mean , these clothes , they do n't just sell themselves . charity : whoa , whoa ! this is too much information . miguel : ok , but , you know , this is stuff that you got to start thinking about . you know , it 's your future , remember ? like , do you want to own your own shop , or do you want to sell to department stores or to chain stores ? charity 's voice : miguel , it 's exciting to talk about my future as a designer , but i wish we could talk about our future together , too . [ scene_break ] tabitha : now , wait a minute . you 're getting way ahead of yourself here . our blond nemesis is making one dress . that hardly means she 's going to be the star of her own fashion house in paris . kay : ok , forget it . i just want charity to get the hell out of harmony , and i do n't care how it happens . besides , you know , charity is not the threat she once was . maria is pulling miguel and me closer together , and we 're finally becoming a real family . tabitha , i just know that once we get to this dance , miguel is going to realize that i 'm the girl for him . but , i sure wish charity were completely out of the picture . tabitha : well , she 's still very much in the picture right now . kay : what ? no ! that 's it ! i 'm getting rid of charity right now , forever ! oh ! tabitha : what are you going to do ? kill her ? [ scene_break ] rebecca : would you let go of me ? do you really think i 'd wear all of these diamonds just to come here and bash the homeless ? fox : too dressy . she wears pearls . rebecca : oh , shut up . gwen : mother , you did n't do anything to pilar , did you ? rebecca : of course not ! she was passed out on the floor . too much sangria , i 'm sure . gwen : well , why did n't you call anyone ? rebecca : well , why would i ? she 's a maid . i thought she was scrubbing the floor . theresa : damn you , rebecca ! i 'm sorry , but i have to go to my mother . bailiff : i 'm sorry , ma'am . you need to wait here . fox : theresa , we 'll just wait a bit , ok ? whitney : honey , we 're just going to be in the way . it 'll be all right . [ scene_break ] pilar : help me up , ethan . ethan : ok , ok , ok . pilar : help me up . ethan : easy , easy . pilar : ok , thank you . ethan : all right ? pilar : yeah . ethan : now , tell me -- tell me what 's wrong . pilar : nothing , nothing . ethan : do n't give me that , ok ? it 's obvious you 're sick . pilar : no . i -- i just slipped , that 's all . ethan : no , no , no -- not all this blood from a simple fall . what is going on ? pilar : ethan -- ethan : no , listen , pilar -- you 're like a second mother to me , ok ? i 've known you my whole life . i care about you . if something 's going on , i want to know about it . are you all right ? please , tell me . pilar : all right . ok , all right , all right . i 'm sick , but it 's not that serious , and i am under doctor 's care . ok ? ethan : then you should tell your family about it . i mean , this is -- pilar : no , no , ethan . i do n't want to burden them . i do n't want my children to know . theresa : what do n't you want us to know , mama ? [ scene_break ] julian : so what 's the timetable ? is the ax still falling tonight ? luis : yeah . yeah , at the dance . tonight all the secrets and lies come to an end . julian : well , it 's time . it 's time the pain stopped for everyone . you know , even if i do have to pay for my mistakes , i think that you 're doing the right thing . you 're an admirable man . good luck to you tonight . luis : thanks . well , i better go check on that computer , see what other c.d . 's it 's decoding . sorry , julian . [ scene_break ] eve : dr. russell . [ eve answers her phone ] julian : eve , if you 're not alone , just listen to me . i need to see you . would you meet me in the park ? you know the spot . eve : um -- of course , doctor , if it 's important . what is this about ? julian : i have news about our son . i 'm leaving now . eve , this may be the last time i get to be near you without bars between us . [ scene_break ] theresa : mama , what do n't you want us to know ? bailiff : come on , lady ! get out here ! theresa : i 'll be right there ! mama -- pilar : all right , theresa , i just -- i do n't want my children to know how clumsy i am , you know ? it was silly . i fell on some water , and i -- and i -- i got a bloody nose . that 's all . theresa : ok . so another nosebleed , huh ? is that right ? pilar : from the fall , theresa . yeah , that 's all . all right ? theresa : mama , are you ok ? pilar : theresa , of course . i 'm fine . theresa : are you sure ? because , you know , you scared us half to death here , mama . pilar : i 'm fine . theresa : yeah ? pilar : so -- so , what 's going on with the hearing ? theresa : the judge took a short recess , and , well , he said that he would tell us his decision when we go back inside the courtroom , so -- pilar : all right , so , so , come on , let 's go back to the courtroom . theresa : no . no , no , mama . i want you to go home and i want you to rest . pilar : theresa , i -- i want to be here to support you . bailiff : ms. lopez - fitzgerald ! theresa : i 'll be right back . excuse me . pilar : ok . ethan : are you sure you do n't just want to tell theresa about this ? pilar : ethan , please -- i can take care of myself , ok ? i do n't want theresa to worry , or my family . ethan : all right . theresa : ok , mama . ready ? ethan : come on . pilar : yeah . rebecca : there , you see ? she 's alive , well , and badly dressed . though , i suspect she 's going to have one heck of a hangover . you know , i never touch tequila -- not since that time in cabo when - fox : you want to gag her ? no ? officer : ma'am , did this woman attack you ? pilar : no . no , i was alone . thank you . i slipped on some water and got knocked out . rebecca : there , you see ? everything is fine , mr. muscles . so , if you want to keep this little ho - hum job of yours , i suggest you do one of two things -- either you apologize to me here , in public , or -- officer : i apologize . rebecca : oh , we do n't have to use the handcuffs . whitney : i 'm glad you 're ok . chad : yeah , me , too . and i 'm sorry i 'm not going to be able to stay to hear what the judge says . i 've got to go to the seascape . i 'm doing all the music , and i 've got to set up . so , i will see you later , baby . whitney : ok . chad : and , theresa , good luck . theresa : thanks , chad . bailiff : excuse me . if everything 's all right , the judge is ready . rebecca : oh , well , everything 's fine . let 's get this over with . rebecca : gwen , where 's judge riley ? this joker is n't on the payroll . judge : court is back in session . i 'm sorry to hear about your mishap , mrs .. lopez - fitzgerald . i 'm glad you 're all right . gwen : i just wish he 'd hurry up and give us his decision . judge : it is hard to describe how shocked i am by your actions , ms. lopez- fitzgerald . such callous and cruel behavior is beyond the pale . and it is difficult to find words to tell you how much i despise those actions . rebecca : gwen , did you hear that ? he despises her . oh , everything is going to go your way . one abortion , coming up . [ scene_break ] miguel : ok . now , what i 've drawn here is the basic business model , all right ? it shows how outside forces affect the industry , all right ? now , this is the threat of substitutes , this is supplier capability , this is buying power , this is the amount of competition . charity : ahem -- i think maybe it 's a little bit premature . i mean , i have n't even sewn a dress yet . miguel : sorry . you know , i 'm just so interested in all this stuff , i guess i kind of get carried away . charity : no . i think i need to design a product before i start getting my business lesson . you know , i just want to design clothes that are really cute and make people look great . miguel : ok . well , that 's a good first step . but there 's a lot more to business than just building a better mousetrap . or dress . charity : ok . now , why do n't you explain to me why you have put `` rivalry `` in the center like this ? miguel : ok . well , rivalry is -- rivalry -- um -- well , rivalry 's competition . you know , it 's what stands in the way of you and your happiness . i mean , profit . you know , i 'm sure you can figure all this stuff out . i better get this drill back to chief bennett . charity : miguel , wait , wait . i have an idea . it 's something that could change both of our lives . [ scene_break ] kay : what are they talking about over there ? tabitha : i do n't know , but i can feel their attraction all the way over here . kay : but he 's done with charity , it 's over ! and it 's been over ever since she threw herself at reese and half the other guys in town . and i 'm the mother of his child . tabitha : charity is always a threat , kay . remember that . she is your rival . kay : here , help me . read my cards and tell me what 's coming . ok , if charity and miguel are headed back together , then i need to know . figure out a way to stop it . tabitha : ok . cut the cards . tabitha : now , you go next door , find out what 's going on between them , and nip it in the bud . kay : you 're right . thank you . you 're an angel . tabitha : angel ? that 's not exactly a compliment in this house . [ scene_break ] julian : next spring i 'll be staring at concrete block walls . eve : julian , is it true you know who our son is ? julian : not yet , my love . luis will tell us this evening . eve : is that for sure now , because i do n't think i could bear any more disappointment . julian : that 's for sure . eve : oh , julian , our son -- oh , we 're finally going to see our son , and see what kind of man he 's become and where he 's been . oh , i 'm finally going to get my son back . oh , julian , what 's the matter ? this is -- this is joyous news . julian : well , i met with luis , and tonight he 's letting every nasty little crane secret out of the box . i wo n't be able to avoid jail , and it could be for a very long time . eve : well , then we have to stop luis . we -- we ca n't let this happen . julian : i 'm sorry , my love , but this is the only way . i 'm guilty of so much . the piper must be paid . eve : no , julian . no , i ca n't have this . i ca n't find my son only to lose you . no , i ca n't . judge : to review , ms. lopez - fitzgerald drugged the winthrops ' legitimate maternal surrogate , locked her in a closet , and then passed herself off as that surrogate to the medical implantation staff at harmony hospital , and was implanted with mrs. winthrop 's fertilized ovum . and now , the winthrops want the court to force ms. lopez - fitzgerald to submit to an abortion . gwen 's voice : ethan , stop looking at theresa . judge : frankly , the defendant 's actions truly shock me . it 's difficult to conceive of such blatant disregard for the law and moral decency . however , i can not allow my personal feelings to affect my legal decisions . so , before there are any further interruptions , my decision is as follows . in the case of winthrop vs. lopez - fitzgerald , the petitioners ' request that their fertilized ovum be aborted from the body of the defendant is denied . gwen : what ? rebecca : what ? gwen : oh , my god , your honor . you ca n't do this ! theresa : oh , my god . i 'm going to get my son back , mama ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , dear . this does not bode well . in fact , it could n't be worse . there 's so much pain coming her way , so much . she 's -- she 's never going to be with miguel . never . miguel : so , what 's this idea that you have that 's going to change both of our lives , charity ? charity : we work together . miguel : what ? charity : yeah . i mean , on a clothing line . i 'll take care of the designs , and , well , you 'll take care of the business side . miguel : you know , i think that 's a great idea . i mean , we make an awesome team , you know , so if we 're working together , we could make your business a huge success . charity : oh , i can not wait to start working with you . miguel : me , neither . fortune 500 , here we come . charity : ok ! kay : no . no , no , no , no , no ! [ scene_break ] liz : i will destroy you , eve , if it 's the last thing i do . t.c . : liz , are you all right ? liz : yes , t.c . , of course , i 'm great . [ t.c . sighs ] t.c . : i carry one box and my damned knee acts up . liz : oh , maybe you want me to massage it for you , hmm ? t.c . : liz , no , thank you , ok ? so when will you decide that you 're leaving to go back to st. lisa 's ? liz : um -- i 'm not sure , t.c . t.c . : keep us posted , all right ? liz : t.c . , wait . listen , i do n't want to go back to the island if you do n't want me to . i mean , if you can think of any reason that i might stay , i will . t.c . : liz , i -- i think that you should go back to the island . i need to go get some more things out of the attic for the dance . liz : ok , eve . you were right . i lost . there is no reason for me to stay in harmony . t.c . is yours forever . t.c . : oh , my knee ! [ scene_break ] eve : i 've waited a long time to find out where our son is , who he is , but i ca n't let you go to jail , julian . that 's too high a price to pay . julian : oh , hush . i must pay for the mistakes that i 've made . i truly do n't care what they do to me as long as you 're happy . eve : how am i going to be happy if you 're suffering ? oh , no . julian : what is it ? eve : oh , julian , i just realized that if the crane secrets come out tonight , then t.c . 's going to know about you and me . julian : i 've already thought about what will happen if the real truth about our past comes out , and i 've taken steps to protect you . eve : to protect me ? julian : i 'm going to make sure that you do n't lose t.c . and your daughters . [ scene_break ] chad : i ca n't believe you 're bringing down the cranes tonight . luis : yeah , i 'm still waiting for some of the files to be decoded . but when they are -- [ luis makes an exploding sound ] luis : it 's all going down at the dance . when those files come out , the cranes are finished . [ scene_break ] gwen : your honor , you ca n't do this . this is not fair ! ethan : honey -- honey , stop . whitney : unbelievable . i ca n't believe you got away with this . fox : way to go , beautiful . theresa : it 's going to work . i 'm going to get my son back . judge : order ! order in the court ! gwen : this is crazy ! rebecca : ok , you 'll be judging dog shows when i 'm through with you . gwen : your honor , you can not reward theresa . she is a criminal . she is blackmailing me to get her son back . now she can hold my child hostage ! judge : i said order , or i will fine the lot of you ! gwen : ok , well , if you 're not going to fix this , i am , because i will not let this happen . i wo n't ! you -- you are a dead woman ! i am going to kill you ! ethan : gwen , gwen , no ! gwen : if the judge wo n't order you to have an abortion , i 'm going to kill you ! judge : order ! order ! ethan : gwen , come on ! [ gwen attacks theresa ] [ scene_break ] next , on passions theresa : the procedure had to work . i have to be pregnant . kay : i 'm going to keep charity and miguel apart no matter what i have to do . mr. russell : julian crane ruined your life , caused my death ! t.c . : i 'm going to make him pay , pop .
luis and julian meet for a discussion about the cd 's . julian is ready to accept the fact that he will go to jail , but he is hoping that the identity of his son will be revealed soon . rebecca finds pilar passed out on the floor of the courthouse bathroom , but does nothing to help her . as she leaves , she accidentally walks through the blood from pilar 's nosebleed . a police officer accuses rebecca of attacking pilar . ethan rushes in , and eve tells him about her illness . ethan agrees not to tell her family . the judge tells theresa he is appalled by her impersonation and deceit , and that it was morally wrong for her to take the implant . however , he rules in theresa 's favor and she wo n't be required to have an abortion . gwen is furious and attacks theresa , trying to choke the life out of her .
tabitha : ivy and sam went up the hill to fetch a pail of water . ivy fell down and broke her crown for neglecting sammy 's daughter . ivy : sam , you ca n't mean that . sam : yes , i do . i want you out of this house . jessica : oh , daddy . sam : it was a huge mistake letting you move in here , ok ? you have to go . tabitha : ivy 's house of cards just came tumbling down . [ scene_break ] fox : i 'm not leaving this dump till i get my son back . chad : get out of here . julian : now , chad , neither of you are going to fight with a baby in the room . chad : i adopted whitney 's baby fair and square . it 's all legal . fox : i heard what you said , chad . you adopted that baby to get whitney back -- your sister , because you 're sick and you 're disgusting . now , you listen to me , i will get my son back . i 'm not going to let you use him as some pawn in your sick little game to get your sister back ! [ scene_break ] whitney : drop the charges against gwen , theresa . theresa : why , whitney ? gwen tried to kill me . ok ? she kidnapped my daughter . whitney : but do n't you see you 're at a crossroads right now . if you pick one way , you 're going to have a life of bitterness and anger , but if you pick the other way , you have a chance for a peaceful , happy life . and believe me , that 's the one you want . theresa : you just -- you do n't know what you 're asking . whitney : you just do n't see -- you just do n't see how luck you are . i mean , you have two beautiful , healthy children . why do n't you just start a new life with them and forget this crazy idea of being with ethan ? because it 's not going to happen anyway . theresa : no , whitney , it is going to happen . ethan is going to come back to me . it 's fate . [ scene_break ] rebecca : come on , ethan . i want to hear it from your own lips . gwen : ethan , listen . you said you might be able to take whitney 's baby away from chad even though the adoption contract is legally ironclad . well , what about your own child ? honey , i 'm your wife . are you going to do the same thing for me ? ethan : gwen , i just -- gwen : no , ethan -- ethan , are you going to take jane away from theresa for me , yes or no ? [ scene_break ] ivy : you -- do you really want me to go ? sam : yes , i do . it 's best for everyone . ivy : not for me , sam . i love you . i love you ! how could you say it was a huge mistake for me to move in ? sam : when jessica lashed out at me earlier , she was more right than not . jessica : thank you , daddy . sam : i just did n't think it through . ivy , i wanted so much to believe that our love was still alive . ivy : it is , sam ! sam : no . i was so hurt when grace left . i was just looking for someone to replace her . kay 's voice : mom would 've never left if it were n't for me . sam : i was selfish . all i was thinking about was my own shattered heart . and i reached out , and you were there . what i should have been thinking about was what 's most important to me in my life -- my girls , and how anything i do affects them . sweetheart , i have neglected you , ok ? but that 's going to stop right now . i 'm going to concentrate on you and i 'm going to give you everything that you need . but to do that , i need to put my life on hold . ivy : what about what we have together ? sam : what ? memories of a juvenile affair ? maybe some of those embers are still burning , ivy , but i ca n't think about that right now . that 's why you have to leave . ivy : i could help you with jessica . sam : no ! you had your chance . you do n't have good judgment when it comes to my children , or even your own . you could 've told me that jessica was with spike . you could have told me that my daughter was hurting herself , but you did n't . sweetheart , i love you , and i 'm going to get you the help that you need , i swear it . that 's why you have to leave . ivy : you want me out of the house tonight ? sam : as soon as possible . ivy : i 'll -- i 'll go pack my things , and as soon as i find a place i will move out . ivy : all my dreams , lost . [ scene_break ] whitney : look , theresa , all those years when i was the good girl , i was judging you for your actions . i never knew how easy it was to hurt people . but now , i 'm living it . i mean , every step i take , every decision , someone has to pay for it . i 've hurt fox , i 've hurt chad , my parents . worst of all , i 've hurt my own child . please give up on a life with ethan . i mean , it 's not going to happen anyway . he always ends up going back to gwen . theresa : but , whitney , it 's a two - way street because the way i see it , he always comes back to me . whitney : what about the fact that he 's a married man ? i mean , do you ever think about what that makes you ? look , just leave it alone . if you do n't , you 're only going to end up hurting yourself . [ scene_break ] ethan : look , this situation is not black - and - white here . rebecca : and that is a lawyer for you . look , ethan , your wife wants a baby , and if you ca n't give her one the old - fashioned way , then i suggest you start looking at other methods , like finding a loophole that will allow us to rip that baby from tacosita 's arms . ethan : rebecca , listen to me . these contracts , right here , these contracts spell out everyone 's duties and obligations for the period when theresa was our surrogate , when she carried gwen 's and my embryo . jane is theresa 's baby . these have nothing to do with her . rebecca : well , i suggest you look a little harder . that is , unless you 're just wimping out here . ethan , you agreed it was time to take the gloves off with theresa . now , prove it . look , she has been torturing my daughter here for years and it is time that , as her husband , you made her pay for it . ethan : do you understand no matter what these contracts say , it 's still difficult to take a child away from its mother , rebecca . rebecca : well , we did it with little ethan . gwen : we proved that theresa was an unfit mother . rebecca : yeah , and why you are allowing him to stay with her is just beyond me . you two are his adoptive parents ! look , let 's just send a limo to the barrio and go pick him up . ethan : no , you ca n't do that , rebecca . gwen : ethan , why not ? ethan : because of these contracts here ! remember ? we agreed to give little ethan back to theresa in exchange for being our surrogate . gwen : ethan , our son did n't make it because theresa could n't carry both babies , remember ? ethan : honey , i know . it just does n't work that way . gwen : and why not ? ethan : because we do n't have power as adoptive parents anymore . it 's null and void . little ethan is legally theresa 's . gwen : what ? rebecca : oh , ethan , you are so lucky that i no longer carry a firearm . ethan : listen , i got news for you . i am glad that theresa has little ethan . she is his mother . gwen : ethan , she is a monster , and i thought that you finally saw the light on that one . and i thought you understood that . do n't you remember what you said to me at the airport ? i mean , you convinced me -- you convinced me to stop this feud and that it was the right thing to do , you know ? rebecca : yeah , did tacosita listen to you ? no , i think not . gwen : she listened to you , all right . she listened -- she listened to the proposal of peace , about stopping this horrible feud , but what did she do ? she spit on your ideas . she attacked and she had me rearrested . she has jane back , and now you 're telling me she has little ethan back , but that 's still not enough for her . no , she has to have her revenge ! what are you going to do ? are you -- look me in the eye , ethan ! are you going to let her get away with that ? are you seriously going to stand there and let theresa hurt me again ? [ scene_break ] fox : look , i do n't know what they teach you on the streets in l.a. , but jumping your own sister 's bones is disgusting . chad : that 's not what i want . i just want to be near her . fox : you just want to be near her , and that 's why you adopted my son ! chad : you know , he looks a lot more like me than he does like you . fox : is that supposed to be funny ? julian : stop this ! you stop this at once ! fox : why , huh ? get out of here ! which one of your sons is right and which one is sick and dead wrong ? you adopted my son ! chad : go home , fox ! i need to spend some time with my son . julian : fox ! fox : no , get out of here ! julian : fox -- chad [ baby cries ] julian : stop it ! eve : look what you 've done ! you 've made the baby cry ! julian : that 's enough , fox ! stop it ! eve : you stop it right this minute ! you 're going to injure this child ! if you love this baby the way you say you do , you just stop it right now ! julian : are you proud of yourself ? my two grown , mature sons ? your grandfather would be roaring with laughter if he saw the two of you . chad : i 'm just defending myself against this nut job ! fox : nut job , huh ? i 'm not the one adopting a baby so i can marry my own sister ! chad : i do n't want to marry her , i just want to be close to her . fox : you want to be close to her , chad ? you want to snuggle up nice and tight ? is that what you want ? you know what you need ? a good shrink , huh ? maybe call dr. ruth ? she could write a book about you ! julian : that 's enough . [ scene_break ] whitney : do n't you see what i 've done to fox and chad ? look , i know my life is a complete disaster , but you -- i mean , you 're always so sure that what you 're doing is right , even when all your plots and plans blow up in your face . look , drop the charges against gwen , ok ? this is n't a joke . i mean , what you 're doing is real . it 's cruel and you 're hurting people . theresa : you know what ? everyone 's going to be fine , whitney . gwen 's going to go to jail , and i 'm going to have my family -- ethan , little ethan , and jane all in the same house . whitney : you 've been licking those little happy - face stickers , have n't you ? theresa : what ? whitney : i 'm saying you 're insane , is what i 'm saying . so you 're trying to tell me that ethan was n't furious when you had gwen rearrested ? theresa : no , he was furious . you 're right , whitney , but you know what ? in time , he 's going to get over that . whitney : let me tell you something . i do n't care if gwen is in jail for three years or 30 . ethan is always going to remember that you are the one who put her there . you 're the one who kept him away from his wife . your plot is just another sick fantasy , is what it is . ethan 's going to hate you and he 's never going to come back to you . [ scene_break ] gwen : decide , ethan . are you going to let theresa hurt me again ? rebecca : we 've got to retaliate , ethan , and you are the only one we can turn to . look , we have to take jane away from that vicious shrew . your plan for peace is dead . this is war , and theresa fired the first shot . ethan : taking a child away from its mother is the ultimate cruelty . rebecca : you know , if that is how you really felt , you would go after theresa with a vengeance . little sarah is dead and lying in a graveyard because of theresa . now , that is cruel . and then your own son is dead because it had to make room for little jane in theresa 's womb . now , that is really cruel . and what 's even worse is that gwen had to find out that jane was your baby with theresa . now , none of that had to happen if theresa had not drugged your surrogate and stolen your embryos . ethan : which she did because the two of you took little ethan away from her . do you understand this is what i 'm fighting against ? this back - and - forth ? this is n't a new war , rebecca , this is the same war . it 's endless and it has to stop . rebecca : well , theresa could have stopped it , but she chose not to . ethan , this is a war , and the only way it is going to stop is by winning it . so , i suggest you look for a loophole -- any loophole , any loophole at all -- that will allow us to take jane away from theresa . now , do it . [ scene_break ] kay : i knew my sister was getting into some crazy stuff , but this ? simone : jessica a cutter ? i do n't get it -- self - mutilation ? tabitha : awful , and so unattractive . kay : if this really happened because she feels neglected , then maria could grow up just like her . simone : oh , do n't be ridiculous , kay . you are raising that little girl right , and you 've given her a good home . kay : but i 'm a single mom , simone . i work double shifts at the cannery , and i 'm never home , just like my dad . and when i am home , all i want to do is go to bed . what if maria turns out like jessica because i 've neglected her ? jessica : thank you , daddy . making ivy move out is the right thing to do . it 'll really help me . sam : you think ? jessica : oh , yeah . she never fit in here anyway -- too rich for her own good . she has no idea how to fit in with real people . sam : give her a break , ok ? she tried her best to fit into this family . i mean , she learned to -- she learned to cook . jessica : yeah , right . maybe she was trying to poison us . sam : that 's not fair , ok ? ivy 's not your mother , but then again , who is ? i mean , no one has the skills grace has . i mean , she could cook like a caterer . she kept this place spotless . she ran the b & b and the crafts and antiques store . she was better than -- jessica : yeah , yeah -- better than martha stewart . but did martha stewart ever run out on her husband and her kids ? sam : look , just give ivy some credit , ok ? she did the best she could . jessica : well , ivy 's gone now -- or soon will be -- and we can make this house into whatever we want it to be . sam : well , i know how it 's going to be . jessica : what do you mean ? sam : this house is going to be a safe place for you to get your life back together . you 'll have plenty of love but plenty of restrictions . now , i 'm going to make sure you get your life back on track . jessica : what do you mean , restrictions ? i 'm not a child . sam : but you act like one . so from now on , i 'm going to know where you are and what you 're doing every second of the day . jessica : oh , the hell you will ! ivy : oh . ivy : sam . you know , i 've done some things that i 'm not very proud of . but i did n't see this one coming . i always thought if i lost you , it would be because grace came back and found out how i got rid of her . and you , kay -- i always thought you were the bad seed . but you were the one who caused me to lose everything . you , jessica , you -- you are a snake in the grass . jessica : are you crazy ? i wo n't be put on a leash like some puppy . i 'm an adult . sam : you 'll be treated like an adult when you act like one . now , i 'm going to help you , ok , whatever you need -- psychiatry , group therapy . but part of the problem was me , jessica . i failed you as a father . i was absent . i let you run around out of control , and this is what happens -- you lose all respect for yourself . jessica : that 's what ivy said . sam : look , i may have failed you in the past , ok , but no more . i 'm going to make sure you get your life back on track . jessica : i like my life the way it is . sam : drugs , alcohol , cigarettes , and -- and that spike ? you know , before him , you were date - raped ! jessica : chill out , daddy ! i 'm just having fun . sam : oh , you 're having fun ? this is fun ? look at this , sweetheart -- the cuts , the burns ! this is not fun , sweetheart . this is sick ! tabitha : looks like officer sam may not be able to control that brat of his , huh ? sam : uh -- tabitha , she 's tired , ok ? she needs rest . tabitha : oh . jessica : the hell i do . tabitha : good idea , sam . yes , and my baby needs some rest , too . but you know where i am , right next door , if you need any help with the little lamb . sam : thank you . tabitha : hmm . maybe i backed the wrong sister for membership in the dark side , endora , huh ? we better keep a wary eye on the bennett 's and ms. ivy tonight . who knows ? there may be a lot more pain coming down the pike . sam : now , i think it 's time for you to go up and go to bed because you 're going to need your rest . and tomorrow , i think we 'll start talking about how we 're going to structure your days . jessica : do n't think for one minute i 'll put up with you interfering in my life ! jessica : where are you going ? ivy : out . jessica : you better take the back stairs . my dad 's still in the living room and he does n't want to see you . you should be packing your bags . ivy : i 'm going for a walk , jessica . but do n't worry , you got your wish . i 'll be gone soon . jessica : do n't let the door hit you on the way out . ivy : you know , i only ever wanted the best for you . i do n't know why you hate me so much . or is it just that you hate yourself and you do n't know the difference ? [ scene_break ] chad : are you still here ? fox : i 'm not leaving without my son . chad : wake up , you idiot ! he 's my son now ! julian : that 's enough ! listen , chad has custody of the baby and you must accept that . eve : fox , he 's right . legally , chad has custody . fox : `` legally , chad -- `` what is with you two , huh ? i know what he said . the only reason he adopted that baby is to get close to whitney . now , why are you siding with him ? [ scene_break ] theresa : you 're wrong , whitney . ethan will forgive me . he 's going to realize that i was protecting myself and my family from gwen and rebecca . whitney : there is no getting through to you . i mean , you got it all figured out -- same as always -- except what you have figured out is just crazy . theresa : well , i guess that makes two of us . because i remember when you came over here , you said that you still wanted to be with chad , even after you knew he was your own brother . you said , `` do n't worry , theresa . we can live together platonically as brother and sister . `` whitney : do n't throw my own words back in my face like that . and at least i came to my senses . i do n't think like that anymore . theresa : really ? why are you so upset ? is it because deep down you 're mad at yourself because you still want to be with chad ? [ scene_break ] julian : son , we are not on chad 's side . fox : the hell you 're not on chad 's side . i do n't even know how you two can go along with all this madness . let me take a stab at it . the poor , deprived , bastard son of julian and eve -- he gets everything , right ? but i 'm just a legitimate brat raised by you and ivy , your wife for all these years . julian : that is not true . fox : yeah ? then why are you two backing him up ? you heard what he said -- he 's not adopting my son because he loves children , dad . he 's adopting my son because he loves whitney , his sister ! chad : i do love this baby because it 's whitney 's . fox : it 's whitney 's and my child , chad , all right , and if whitney does n't want him , then i should be raising him . now , listen , if you two are telling me that you go along with chad adopting my son , then you 're telling me that you go along with his sick plan to get whitney back . eve : no , fox . julian : that is not what we 're saying at all . fox : no , that 's exactly what you 're saying , but think past that for a second . let 's have whitney and chad get back together . that 'd be great . then they can get married , she can get pregnant by him . do you have any idea what kind of freak offspring those two would have ? [ scene_break ] whitney : you know what , theresa ? you 're crazier than i thought you were , because i do n't want to get back together with chad . i 'm trying to move on here . that 's why i put my baby up for adoption -- so i would n't have to worry about keeping this secret anymore . but look what happened -- chad adopts his own child . theresa : whitney , you loved chad like you loved nobody else . and i know it has n't been fair to fox , but you really need to be honest with yourself . has that love totally died ? you must fantasize about what your life could 've been like if chad was n't your own brother . whitney : can you stop it , please ? theresa : whitney , you guys would 've been married . you would 've been raising that baby together . you would be living in a house somewhere with a sunny garden . chad : you know , i do n't care what the rest of the world says . the three of us , we are a family -- you , me , our baby . no one 's ever going to come between us again . whitney : no , theresa , i do n't think like that anymore . see , i 'm not like you . i do n't live in a fantasy world like you do . i live in reality . and you want to know what 's crazy ? it 's crazy for you to think that ethan is going to be with you after you put his wife in prison . that 's what 's crazy . [ scene_break ] ethan : i do n't know . i do n't know if i have it in me to take jane away from theresa . rebecca : well , i suggest you find a way . gwen : mother , please , just -- rebecca : oh -- gwen : thanks . rebecca : great . well , that 's the thanks i get for trying to help . gwen : ok , ethan , think . honey , jane is your child , too , and you know how malicious and vindictive theresa is . do you really want her to raise your daughter to be that way ? honey , you know i would be such a good mother to that little girl . i already love her . and the only reason i gave her back to theresa is because i thought it would be better for her . but not now . theresa is going to warp her mind , fill it with lies , and teach her to manipulate and twist the truth so it serves her own needs . ethan : honey , theresa is a good mother , too . if she was n't , i would 've fought to keep little ethan . what ? gwen : ethan , no matter what the circumstances are , you always come up with a way to defend her . remember on that island , you chose me over theresa ? ethan : yeah , of course i remember that . you 're my wife . gwen : you know , you really make me wonder , you know , if one day you 're just going to change your mind , just go right back to her . ethan : honey , honey , no . no . i do love you . gwen : then why is it that my mother and i have to expend so much energy convincing you to be on my side ? why are n't you on my side naturally ? i mean , ethan , i 'm your wife , but always in the back of my mind i am scared to death that you are going to leave me for her . [ scene_break ] sam : it 's all my fault . kay : maybe a little bit . kay 's voice : mainly mine . mom 's gone because of my lies . kay : look , dad , i 'm not trying to criticize . i 'm just trying to help . ever since i had maria , i 've played catch - up learning about parenting . i 've read tons of stuff on the internet and books , and they all say the same thing -- that kids need structure . you ca n't give the child control . jessica -- she 's almost an adult , but she 's acting like a child , so you should treat her like one . sam : thank you for the advice . maria 's lucky to have you as a mother . kay : oh . well , we 're really lucky to have you for a dad . sam : jessica , we 're not finished ! come down here ! jessica : no ! sam : now ! jessica : what do you want ? sam : now , we are going to figure out how we 're going to deal with your problems , ok ? i want you to stay in the house tonight , get plenty of sleep . get ready for tomorrow , because there are plenty of chores that need to be done . jessica : what ? now i 'm a slave ? sam : jessica , look , i 'm trying . now , i have a patrol on the wharf , ok , but it wo n't be long . jessica : sure . so much for you putting your life on hold to help me . sam : jessica , stop it . now , i have to go to work . that 's what puts food on the table . but i promise you , tomorrow it 's going to be all about you , ok ? you think you can keep an eye on her till i get back ? jessica : i do n't need babysitters . kay : sure , daddy . sam : jessica , we 'll talk in the morning , ok ? jessica : ca n't wait . sam : i love you . i 'll see you in the morning . jessica : well , he goes out the front door , and i 'm going out the back . ciao , ladies . i 'm out of here . kay : you 're not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] fox : the idea of chad having some freak baby with his half sister is just plain gross . is that what you two want ? chad : that 's not going to happen . julian : nothing is going to be resolved tonight . chad : no , it is resolved . this is my baby now . fox : i beg to differ . julian : now , do n't start again , all right ? the best thing you could do right now is to leave . fox : thanks a lot , dad . always easy to tell which one of your sons you care about more . julian : that is not true . fox : this is so wrong . i got to tell you , you should not have custody . that 's my son ! [ scene_break ] theresa : whitney , you 're wrong . ethan will forgive me because he loves me . he always does . he 's going to leave gwen and he 's going to be here with me and little ethan and jane . i will have my family . whitney : you know you sound about as whacked out as gwen did when she was in jail ? theresa : look , i understand that things are a little tense right now between ethan and me . but you know what ? in time he 's going to realize that i did him a favor by having gwen rearrested . whitney : i ca n't even believe i 'm hearing this . i mean , this makes no sense . you make no sense ! nobody makes any sense ! i ca n't take this anymore ! i really ca n't ! [ scene_break ] ethan : listen , you have got to trust me . i 'm never going to leave you for theresa , honey . ethan : i know that look . i hate that look . that 's the look that my mother used to give when she 'd find out about another one of julian 's infidelities . i knew that she tried to hide it , but she was very insecure about it , and i swore that i would never put that look on a woman 's face . here it is . rebecca : and whose fault is that ? ethan : listen to me . listen to me , you do not have to worry about me going back to her . it wo n't happen . rebecca : prove it . gwen : mother -- ethan : no , no , no , no . no , she 's right . she 's absolutely right . and that 's why i 'm going to look through those surrogacy contracts and i 'm going to do my damnedest to find a way -- to find a way to get custody of jane . i 'll do it , i 'll do it . maid : here we are , mrs. crane . i thought you 'd like some hot tea and muffins . [ rebecca gasps ] rebecca : what , carbohydrates at this hour ? ha ! do n't be absurd . be careful what you say around the help . pilar has her spies all over this house . ethan : you 're ridiculous . rebecca : what ? uh -- you know , maybe we should go out to discuss the baby , ok , away from any prying eyes ? hmm ? bye - bye ! gwen : ok -- blue note ? rebecca : oh -- perfect . oh , ethan , are you coming ? gwen : oh , my god . i can not believe he is already looking through the contracts to try to get jane away from theresa . mother , i ca n't believe this . i 'm a little bit scared to actually believe that ethan is actually finally on my side . [ scene_break ] tabitha : now , if we 're lucky , we 're going to see another confrontation between ivy and sam right here . mm - hmm ! and you being such a bad little demon , you deserve a nice treat . sam : oh . how did i become such a bad father ? jessica 's falling apart right underneath my nose . i did n't even know it . ivy : should i talk to him ? maybe if i tell him i understand and try to comfort him , maybe -- maybe i can get him back . jessica : you 're not daddy . you ca n't stop me from going out . kay : the hell i ca n't ! you are not leaving ! jessica : watch me . kay : hey -- simone : jessica , have you lost your mind ? jessica : you , keep out of this . out of my way ! kay : dad said you 're staying in , so you 're staying in . jessica : move ! ivy : i should talk to him before any more time goes by . tabitha : go on , go on , do it ! maybe sam will push you into the harbor . tabitha : drat ! well , you ca n't win them all . ivy : now what am i going to do ? that man is everything i have ever dreamed of . and now he 's gone and i -- i have nothing . oh . tabitha : oh , are n't mortals amusing , endora ? it 's such fun to see ivy on the pity pot , is n't it ? tabitha : do you smell a little something on the breeze ? it 's pain and heartache bearing down on harmony . soon everyone in this cursed little village of ours will lose something dear to them . mm - hmm ! oh , there 's so much more pain to come . jessica : what the hell was that for ? kay : for what you 've done to dad ! i do n't think you 're a real cutter . your `` poor little me , i 'm so misunderstood `` act is a bunch of bull ! stop torturing dad ! you are being selfish and mean and -- and just plain evil ! simone : kay , kay , she could have real psychological problems ! kay and jessica : you get out of this ! jessica : where do you get off calling me evil ? you tortured him first ! you had a bastard baby , then moved out of the house . kay : this is n't about me ! stop hurting dad ! jessica : why would i listen to a loser like you ? i 'm out of here . kay : you 're staying right here ! jessica : let go of me ! simone : stop it ! stop ! jessica : let go ! simone : stop it ! this is stupid ! [ scene_break ] julian : fox , i love both of my sons , but you -- you have to accept -- fox : no , i accept nothing , and you 've made your choice . now i 'm all alone here . that 's fine . there 's no way i 'm going to let you raise my boy . chad : my boy . eve : stop it . please , just stop it . julian : legally , there 's nothing you can do . fox : right . all right , now i want everybody to listen up . i 'm going to get my son back , or i 'll die trying . [ scene_break ] whitney : no , i got to get out of here . i mean , i thought this could be a place where i could hide from the rest of the world , but you 're worse than everyone else . theresa : no -- no , whitney , stop . please listen to me . wait -- just wait , ok ? you 're really upset right now and i do n't want you to go out there and do something that you 'll regret , something that could wreck your entire life . whitney : something worse than having my brother 's baby ? i doubt it . leave me alone . theresa : whitney , stop it ! whitney : no ! theresa : whitney , come on . whitney , please ! [ scene_break ] ethan : what is this ? gwen : just a little reminder that we 're going to be at the blue note . think you 'll be able to join us ? ethan : uh -- i do n't know . i do n't know , but i 'll try . i 'll try . you drive safe , ok ? gwen : i love you . ethan : bye . gwen : so , do you -- do you really think ethan will be able to find a way to take jane away from theresa ? rebecca : well , he was top of his class , head of the `` law review . `` gwen : yeah , but do you think he 's going to be able to put his old feelings for her aside to help me out ? rebecca : do n't worry . i think he is so angry that she had you rearrested that he is finally , finally committed to you and your needs . and once he finishes with all this legal mumbo - jumbo , he is going to crush theresa and get you that baby . oh ! you know , when we get to the blue note , we should celebrate , order some champagne , because ethan is finally severing his ties with theresa . and then , he is going to squash her like a bug . hmm ? [ next_on ] sheridan : i know that i am marty 's mother , and if you 're not going to help me prove it , then i 'll do it on my own . rebecca : please , tell me that after theresa has little ethan back that you 're at least going to fight her for custody of baby jane ? tabitha : this is going to be a night no one will forget , endora . no one . [ whitney screams ]
fox is still demanding that chad give `` his son `` back to him , but chad tells him he is the father , and a fist fight breaks out . afterwards , fox lets it be known that he will do whatever it takes , legal or not , to get the baby back , still not aware that he is not the father . whitney tells theresa to back off from pressing charges against gwen or she will make ethan hate her forever . her friend thinks it over , but is determined she will get him back if gwen is in jail for years . meanwhile , rebecca and gwen are working on ethan , trying to get him to take baby jane away from theresa and give her to gwen . so far he is resisting , but these two women can always lead him around by the ring in his nose .
kay : you know , you 'd think that i 'd be able to catch a break , that things would start to turn around for me . tabitha : not anytime soon . kay : what ? tabitha : i did a reading for you , kay , as you asked me , and i 'm afraid things do n't look good . they do n't look good at all . kay : let me guess -- i 'm not going to get miguel . tabitha : i 'm sorry , kay . kay : plus he 's going to get back together with charity . tabitha : yep , i 'm afraid so . kay : which equals lots and lots of pain for me . tabitha : yes , i imagine . i gather things did n't go too well over at the bennett 's ' either . kay : no . i overheard miguel and charity having a little chat . it turns out that they 're going to be a team .. he 's going to help her with her business . tabitha : business ? what business ? kay : her design business . tabitha : design business ? i thought she was just making one dress . kay : oh , she 's still making that damned dress . but she also has bigger plans . tabitha : what bigger plans ? kay : they were talking about forming a company -- charity handling the creative end , miguel taking care of the finances . damn her ! you know , every time i think that she 's out of the picture , she just reappears , stronger than ever . she 's ready to get her claws into miguel . [ scene_break ] charity : well , this one might be a little hard to sell . i went a little crazy . miguel : no , i think it 's great . charity : really ? well , i started to make it already , actually . that 's why i have the measurements . miguel : you know , i think you should wear this dress to the founders ' day dance tonight . it 'd be good advertising for your designs . charity : i do n't know if it 's that good . miguel : trust me , it 's that good . i mean , in fact , all your designs are great . i mean , i do n't think we 're going to have any problem making your work into a successful business . charity : that would be so amazing . miguel : yeah . well , first we have to decide on , you know , how your talents will be best served . you know , like , do you want to sell your designs to big stores , or would you want to open up your own shop ? charity : my own shop ; i kind of like that idea . miguel : or you could sell your designs to chain stores , or on the internet like we talked about before . or do both . do you know what you want ? charity : i know exactly what i want . i 've always known . miguel : and what is that , charity ? what do you want ? [ scene_break ] liz : oh , my god . t.c . ? t.c . oh god , he 's bleeding . he must have fallen and hit his head . t.c . ? t.c . , it 's liz ! t.c . ! [ t.c . appears to be unconscious . ] t.c . : i must have slipped . man : you know why you slipped , t.c . ? [ an ethereal voice . ] t.c . : pop ? t.c . 's father : because of your knee -- the knee that was injured in the car accident that julian crane caused . that accident ended all hope your had of a tennis career , causing me to die of a broken heart . and it 's time you took revenge on that bastard . [ scene_break ] eve : julian , i do n't understand . what do you mean by you 've taken steps to protect me ? julian : when luis reveals the crane family secrets tonight at this -- at this dance , you need n't worry that your family will find out the real truth about our past . i 've taken care of it . you -- you wo n't be hurt . eve : yes , but how ? julian : you 're protected . eve : and you 're sure that luis is going to do this ? julian : oh , yes . he went to enormous trouble to steal those discs from father , and they contain incredibly incriminating information , every underhanded thing father and i have ever done . luis has wanted to bring down the crane empire for years . it appears he 's about to do it . eve : i do n't understand how you can be so calm about all of this , julian . julian : luis was good enough to tell me what 's going to happen this evening . the consequences for you and me , my darling , will be staggering . eve : our son ? julian : we 'll learn his identity , but i will be arrested and most likely sent to prison for a very long time . eve : oh , god , julian . julian : everyone will learn about our past , including t.c . and your daughters . eve : i wanted to tell my family everything when the time is right , but if they 're going to find out tonight from someone else -- julian : as i said before , i 've taken care of everything . i 've made sure that you wo n't lose your family . eve : but how can you make sure of that ? how can you be sure that i wo n't lose my family ? julian : it 's all in here . this will make certain that you 'll -- you 'll be happy for the rest of your life . [ scene_break ] gwen : no ! ethan : gwen , gwen , no ! stop ! gwen : damn it , theresa , if the judge wo n't order you to have an abortion , i 'm going to kill you ! [ choking theresa . ] pilar : oh , my god , please do n't kill my daughter ! ethan : gwen , come on ! rebecca : go ! kill tacosita ! judge : order ! order ! this is outrageous ! do something , bailiff ! gwen : i 'm going to kill you for what you have done to me , theresa ! [ still trying to choke theresa to death . ] [ scene_break ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places , and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet , and i , would fly on the wings of the bird , i knew could take me highest . breathe in , breathe out . you keep me alive . you are the fire burning inside of me . you are my passion for life . [ scene_break ] miguel : tell me , charity . you said you know exactly what you want . are we talking about designing clothes or something else ? charity : i -- i want people to like the clothes and wear them , and for us to do whatever we have to do to make it happen , so -- miguel : that 's all ? charity : why ? what did you think that i wanted ? miguel : i do n't know . i just thought maybe -- never mind . ok , well , you know , now we have to figure out the best way to market your clothes to the public . i mean , you do still want to work together , right , as a team ? you know , me doing the business end , you doing the creative end ? charity : yeah , yeah . absolutely . miguel : ok . well , i have some ideas . charity : ok . charity 's inner voice : miguel , i love it that we 're working together . i only wish we could be together . [ scene_break ] tabitha : miguel and charity are going into business together ? kay : yep , that 's right . and i overheard miguel say that they would make a great team . tabitha : oh . kay : ugh , this is not how it was supposed to work out . charity was supposed to become some designer and move off to new york or paris -- wherever . i did n't care , as long as it was far away from harmony . i mean , with her out of the way , i would n't have to worry about her trying to get miguel back , or him being tempted to go back to her . but is that what 's going to happen ? tabitha : apparently not . kay : no , she had to go and drag miguel into her stupid design fantasy and have him help her become some successful designer . and then you know what 's going to happen ? they will move off to london or paris together and leave me here to raise maria alone . i can picture it now -- it 'll be horrible . get away from me , you damned cats ! tabitha : ew . i guess the sea air does not dispel the smell of fish . kay : i thought working on the fishing boats would be better than the cannery , but it 's worse . even more cats are following me home . tabitha : oh , poor kay . [ kay daydreams of her future life without miguel . ] miguel : ahem . kay : hey . miguel : what smells ? oh , it 's you . kay : hey , miguel . is maria with you ? did you bring her to see me ? miguel : yeah , but i do n't think that 's such a good idea . i do n't want our daughter smelling like fish guts . maria : i love the new dress you made for me . charity : oh , you do ? well , we 'll get you some shoes when we get to paris . maria : i ca n't wait . ew , something stinks . oh , it 's you . kay : hey , sweetheart . maria : should n't you take a shower or something , mom ? you 're grossing me out . kay : yeah . yeah , i understand . actually , i 'm going to go take one right now , and then you and i can spend some time together . charity : actually , we 're leaving . miguel : we 're on the next flight to paris . charity : fashion week . maria : charity 's going to be showing her new collection . she 's so talented . charity : aw . kay : right . miguel : you know , kay , i think it was best for everybody that charity and i raised maria . i mean , with charity 's clothing line , we 've been able to show maria the world -- you know , give her everything that you would n't have been able to give her on your salary . maria : can we go , daddy , please ? i feel like i 'm going to throw up .. mom smells . miguel : yeah , it 's pretty bad . come on , let 's go , charity . charity : fine with me . kay : i miss my little girl so much . tabitha : yeah , well , she 's not so little anymore . kay : i 've missed out on most of her childhood . i missed watching her grow up . miguel -- oh , i still love him so much , tabitha . [ kay 's daydream ends . ] tabitha : ew -- i 'm going to run a shower for you , dear . kay : no . i wo n't let that happen . i 'm going to keep charity and miguel apart no matter what i have to do . [ scene_break ] [ judge pounds gavel ] judge : you will stop this immediately ! gwen : ethan , get off ! ethan : stop it , stop it . [ ethan pulls gwen off of theresa . ] gwen : get off ! fox : you ok ? theresa : yeah . fox : small breaths , ok ? theresa : ok . ethan : theresa , are you ok ? fox : ethan , do yourself a favor and take care of your wife , ok ? i got it over here . rebecca : ethan , remember where your loyalties lie . ethan : you do n't have to tell me where my loyalties lie , rebecca , ok ? rebecca : well , someone has to . pilar : mija , are you all right ? theresa : yes . i can breathe , mama . pilar : ok , come , sit down . theresa : thank you . judge : mrs. winthrop , i could have you arrested for attempted murder . gwen : why do n't you give me 30 more seconds with that bitch , and it 'll be murder . ethan : gwen ! gwen -- sorry , my wife is under a lot of stress lately , your honor . judge : well , that does n't give her the right to try to kill someone . ethan : i know . she knows that . she understands that . gwen : what i do n't understand is how you could let theresa get away with this ! judge : excuse me , mrs. winthrop ? ethan : you better watch your attitude . [ quietly to gwen ] gwen : look , your honor , i am sorry , ok ? i apologize . i am just extremely upset right now ! judge : you pull yourself together , mrs. winthrop , and you sit down . everyone , take your seat ! gwen : judge , you can not let her get away with this ! judge : i thought i asked you to sit down , mrs. winthrop . gwen : your honor , she posed as our surrogate , ok ? she had my eggs implanted in her , so she could hold our child hostage as blackmail ! how can you possibly reward this criminal behavior ? ethan : that 's enough . judge : i understand your frustration , mrs. winthrop , but my ruling stands . i will not order mrs .. lopez - fitzgerald to have an abortion , and i will not change my decision ! look , i have done considerable research into in vitro , and i have to say your lawsuit may be moot anyway . gwen : what ? what are you talking about ? judge : well , the fact of the matter is this procedure may not have taken . i mean , theresa lopez - fitzgerald may not even be pregnant . theresa : oh , my god . that 's what the doctor said . what if i 'm not pregnant ? i 'm going to lose my son . gwen : he 's right . he 's right . i mean , she may not even be pregnant . theresa : the procedure had to work . i have to be pregnant . judge : i have made my decision . theresa lopez - fitzgerald can not be forced to have an abortion . gwen : your honor , please -- please do n't do this . judge : and i will not tolerate any more personal attacks on ms. lopez- fitzgerald . now , is that clear , mrs. winthrop ? and as for you , ms. lopez- fitzgerald , just because my decision went in your favor does not mean i approve of your behavior . i think what you did is immoral to say the least . you have a history of bizarre behavior , and this court will be keeping its eye on you , so watch yourself . and i suggest the rest of you try to behave like civilized human beings if you are capable . this hearing is adjourned . bailiff : all rise . theresa : if i 'm not pregnant , then all of this was for nothing . whitney : maybe it 's for the best , theresa . theresa : no . no , because then i 'm going to have nothing to trade for my baby . i 'm never going to get little ethan back . gwen : oh , you got that right . you are never going to get little ethan back , ever . [ scene_break ] t.c . 's deceased father : julian crane ruined your life , caused my death ! it 's time you take action against him right now ! t.c . : but , pop , i have . t.c . 's father : oh , come on , t.c . i mean , sure , you beat the hell out of him every chance you get , but you 've done nothing to settle the score for good , and the time has come for that . t.c . : pop , i do n't have any proof . t.c . 's father : find the proof , damn it ! settle the score . my god , julian crane has taken everything from you , from both of us ! i dreamed one day my son would be a tennis star , play wimbledon , and that car wreck ruined your knee , ruined any chances you 've had of competing professionally . and it was julian crane 's fault , and it 's high time he paid for it ! so make him pay , t.c . make him pay . t.c . : i 'm going to make him pay , pop . i am going to make him pay . [ scene_break ] eve : what 's in the envelope , julian ? julian : please , open it . this will ensure that you do n't lose your husband and your daughters . eve : no ! absolutely not ! i will not let you do that , julian ! no ! [ scene_break ] miguel : ok , i 've drawn up two different business plans , depending on which direction we want to go . charity : ok . explain it to me . miguel : ok . ok , the first is if you want to sell your clothes to a large distributor . charity : like department stores . miguel : exactly , and the second is if you want to start your own clothing boutique . you may even eventually start your own chain of stores stocked with your own designs . charity : i do n't know . i mean , they 're both really exciting . what do you think ? i mean , you 're the one studying business in college . miguel : yeah . well , i mean , you know , they 're your designs . you know , i think this one 's really fantastic , charity . it 's really original . [ looking at a dress design ] charity : thank you . yeah , this one 's my favorite . miguel : i think you should wear it to the founders ' day dance , you know , so everyone can see how talented you are . charity : we 'll see . miguel : do you have any more like this one ? charity : not exactly like this one . similar . why ? miguel : well , i was just thinking that if i saw some more of your designs , i could get a better handle on how to market your clothing line . charity : clothing line ? not exactly . i mean , it 's just a few designs . miguel : well , you got to think big . you know , we got to be looking to the future . charity : yeah , the future . miguel : well , where are your other designs ? charity : they 're in the kitchen on the computer . miguel : ok , well , show me . you know , if we 're going to be the best business team ever , then i got to know everything about you -- i mean , about your work . right . charity 's inner voice : miguel , if you knew everything about me , you would know that i never stopped loving you . [ scene_break ] kay : i will not let charity and miguel be together . i 'm going to break up their little business team before it even gets started . tabitha : well , that 's very ambitious , dear . you do n't even have a plan . kay : who said i did n't ? you want to hear it ? tabitha : yes , i 'd be very curious . kay : ok . [ kay whispers quietly and inaudibly to tabitha . ] tabitha : oh , that 's very extreme , even for you , kay . i mean , are you sure you want to do that ? kay : well , yeah . charity left me with no choice . if i have to get down and dirty and nasty to keep her from miguel , well , then so be it . [ scene_break ] eve : no ! no , julian , i 'm not going to let you do this ! julian : it 's the only way . eve : what , this confession that you have written and signed ? this says that you raped me years ago , and that our child is a product of that rape . no , i am not going to let you tell the world that i did n't love you , and that i did n't want you , and that you took me by force ! no ! julian : if you do n't let me do this , if i do n't say that i raped you , you will lose t.c . he 'll hate you . your daughters will hate you . is that what you want ? eve : well , what about you ? you said that you 're going to go to trial for crimes that you never committed , and now you 're going to throw rape on top of it ? julian : it does n't matter ! eve : it does matter ! julian : there will be no leniency for me . you have no idea the things i have done ! eve : no ! no , no , no ! no . besides , if t.c . thinks that you raped me , he 's going to kill you ! you 'll never get to prison . he 'll kill you ! [ scene_break ] t.c . 's father : you must take your revenge , t.c . make julian crane pay . make him pay . make him pay . t.c . : oh -- [ t.c . comes to . ] liz : oh , god , t.c . , i thought you were dead . t.c . : what happened ? liz : i think you fell from the ladder and hit your head . t.c . ? t.c . : did you see my father ? liz : t.c . why are you asking me about your father ? your father is dead . t.c . : liz , answer me ! did you see him ? liz : no , t.c , i did n't see your father . are you ok ? t.c . : liz , i 'm fine . there 's something i have to do . i got to -- liz : no , t.c . , come on ! you hit your head , and your knee is still bothering you . t.c . : liz , i am fine . i have to find julian crane , and i 'm going to make him pay for what he did to me . [ scene_break ] theresa : i am going to get my son back , gwen , because i am pregnant . gwen : like hell you are . theresa : oh , come on , gwen . you think so , too , or else you would n't have sued me to force me to have an abortion . gwen : you know what , theresa , the odds are with me . in vitro does n't always take the first time , so this whole thing , you know , you 've done here means nothing . it was just a big waste of time . theresa : you 're wrong , gwen . [ off to one side away from gwen and theresa ] ethan : pilar ? sit down , sit down . are you all right ? pilar : yes , ethan . i 'm fine . ethan : after that nosebleed you had , and you admitted to me you 're not well -- pilar : ethan , ethan -- i told you i 'm under doctor 's care and that i do n't want my children to know . you said you would n't say anything . ethan : i wo n't tell . i wo n't say anything . i 'll stick to the whole story that you fell , but -- pilar : thank you . ethan : but i 'm worried about you . i know how much theresa depends on you . i do n't know what she would do if -- you 're very important to her . you know that -- to all your children . pilar : i know , i know , as they are to me . the most important thing in the world , actually . ethan : well , listen , do n't worry about this . do n't worry about theresa . she 's strong . she 's a survivor , and she will get through this . pilar : ok . i hope you 're right . i pray you 're right . dear god , my children need me . please do n't let me die . [ scene_break ] gwen : the judge is right . in vitro is n't foolproof . it 's hit or miss , and you missed . theresa : oh , no , i have n't , gwen . see , a woman knows when she 's pregnant , and let me tell you -- i am pregnant . in fact , i 'm already nauseous , but that 's probably because of looking at you . gwen : no , sweetheart , if you 're nauseous , it 's probably because you realize you 're sunk . i 'm married to ethan , i 'm having a family with him , and i 'm going to raise little ethan as my very own , and there is nothing you can do to stop it . nothing ! theresa : oh , i 'll figure something out , gwen . you 're not going to get away with this . ethan : gwen , i think we should go . rebecca : yes , i think there 's been enough insanity for one day . gwen : indeed . [ gwen , rebecca and ethan leave the courtroom ] theresa : so , what if she 's right ? what if i 'm not pregnant ? fox : i have an idea . theresa : what ? fox : well , i think there 's a way that we can get little ethan back , maybe even today . theresa : today ? ok , what are you talking about ? fox : come with me . [ scene_break ] julian : all right . but how would t.c . even get close to me , let alone kill me ? i 'll be arrested and put away in a cell . eve : no , julian . i 'm not going to have anybody think that you forced yourself on me . that 's not what happened . i wanted you as much as you wanted me . julian : well , if you think about it , it -- it was a rape in a way . eve : how can you say that ? julian : well , you were so innocent when i first met you . you were so vulnerable . i took advantage of that . i -- i introduced you to that -- that life , a life of excess . eve : i was a grown woman . i made my own choices , and the thing that i most wanted was to be with you because you made me so happy . julian : you made me happy , too , eve , and i loved you so much and i still do . eve : i love you , too , julian . that 's why i 'm not going to let anybody say that you forced yourself on me -- that our child is the result of rape ? no , i 'm not going to let them say that . julian : look , this is the only way that you can keep t.c . and your girls . it 's the only way to save your marriage . eve : that you could even think of making this kind of sacrifice for me , that you 'd be willing to , is -- julian : i 'd do anything for you , eve . you know that . eve : and what kind of person would i be if i just let you sit in jail for the rest of your life ? julian : the only thing i 'll miss is time spent with you . you know , my fantasy , since i first fell in love with you , is i -- was that you 'd share my life with me . it 's crazy , but i always thought that eventually we would be together . eve : i do n't think it 's so crazy . i used to think the very same thing . julian : you did ? eve : mm - hmm . i mean , i did n't know if it would happen , but i used to imagine what it would be like if we -- we had a life together . do you remember the vision that we had the night of the green fog ? julian : hmm . eve : of the life we would 've had in new york . i was a famous singer , and you were my brilliant manager . julian : yeah . eve : god , we were so happy . julian : we could 've had that life if it was n't for me . i just -- i hate that i abandoned you . i -- eve : no . you were under such terrible pressure from your father . julian : i was a coward . i caved in . the price i paid was losing the best thing that ever happened to me , and we would have had such a wonderful life , would n't we ? full of love and happiness . and now i have a life that 's full of regrets . eve : poor darling . oh . i guess i -- i should be getting back . julian : i understand . eve : but i do n't want to leave you . julian : before you go -- one last kiss , please . julian : eve , i want you so much . eve : oh , god . i want you , too . eve : come with me . [ scene_break ] t.c . : that bastard is going to pay for what he did to me . julian crane is going to pay ! liz : t.c . , i do n't understand . t.c . : liz , you do n't need to understand . liz : what is going on ? [ scene_break ] julian : wait . where are you taking me ? eve : somewhere where we can be alone . [ scene_break ] liz : where is he going ? the park ? [ scene_break ] gwen : damn that theresa ! rebecca : damn the whole family . ugh , ugh . oh , i 've got pilar 's blood all over my shoes . now i have to change for the dance again . gwen : mother , please . that little witch -- she damn well better not be pregnant with our child , ethan . ethan : honey , even if she is , there 's nothing we can do about it now . the judge made his decision . you might as well accept it . gwen : accept it ? that woman had herself implanted with my eggs and stole my child -- our child -- and you just think we 're supposed to accept it ? ethan : no , no , but you should try to show a little compassion . she 's just desperate to get her son back , that 's all . rebecca : you know , ethan , why are you always more concerned with theresa than you are with your own wife , your own family ? ethan : wait a minute , rebecca . that 's ridiculous , ok ? i love gwen , i 'm on her side . i just do n't like to see any mother separated from her child , ok ? gwen : oh , well , cue the bloody violins , ethan . ethan : honey , and plus pilar . come on , she 's being kept from her grandson . she loves that little boy . gwen : what are you going to tell me next , that you 're glad theresa might be pregnant with our child because it warms your heart ? ethan : no , no . i 'm not happy that theresa 's pregnant with our baby or might be pregnant with our baby . all i 'm saying is that if she is , i do n't want her to have an abortion . gwen : which means that you agree with the judge 's ruling , which means yet again you 're siding with theresa . ethan : i do n't want to argue about this , ok ? gwen : look , i do n't want to argue about it either , and i do n't even know why we 're even talking about it in the first place because theresa is not pregnant . oh , my god . rebecca : what are you doing here ? fox : stepmom , you 're forgetting something . i have a key to this place . i live here . gwen : theresa , what do you want ? theresa : i 'm here to settle everything between us , gwen , once and for all . [ scene_break ] kay : oh , yes . i 'm going to stop charity and miguel 's business before it even starts . tabitha : but , kay , if miguel ever finds out what you did , he 'll never forgive you . you know that . kay : well , you know what ? that 's a risk i 'm going to have to take because if i do n't do something right now , charity and miguel are going to get back together , and i ca n't let that happen ! tabitha : well , you have to do what you have to do . kay : now you 're getting it . oh , and when i come back , charity 's chances of ever being with miguel will be finished . [ scene_break ] miguel : i mean , not only are your designs really stylish , they 're one of a kind . charity : thank you . miguel : we can do this , charity . i mean , we can make this business a huge success . charity : well , i 've always known that together you and i could do anything . miguel : yeah , i 've always known that , too . charity : miguel ? miguel : yeah ? charity : um -- i was thinking that maybe this dress would be really good for the summer line . what do you think ? miguel : yeah . yeah , yeah . it would be great . i was even thinking that maybe i could use it in a print ad . charity : yeah , or we could use more than one dress in the ad , right ? miguel : yeah , sure . we could do , like , a collage - type thing , kind of like this . [ kay is hidden , eavesdropping and talking to herself . ] kay : enjoy your time with miguel now , charity , because when i 'm finished with you , you 'll be spending the rest of your life alone . [ scene_break ] eve : we 'll be safe here . julian : are you sure about this ? eve : julian , i do n't care about anything right now except the two of us and our love and everything that we 've missed . oh , god , i love you so much . [ scene_break ] liz : he 's headed towards the door . what is he going to do ? [ following t.c . ] [ scene_break ] gwen : well , are n't you all full of bravado . `` i 'm here to settle everything . `` theresa : i am . gwen : what 's the smug smile for ? theresa : well , i am deliriously happy because i 'm finally going to get my son back . gwen : really ? well , then , you know , if that 's the case , you wasted your time because you 're not getting him back , so i suggest you get the hell out of here . fine , have it your way . i 'm just going to call security . theresa : hey , gwen , you listen to me , ok , and you listen good . give me my son back right now . [ scene_break ] charity : miguel , i -- i feel happier than i 've felt in a really long time . miguel : yeah , me , too . you know , there 's nothing we ca n't do , charity , as long as we believe in each other . charity : i believe in you , i believe in us . i just -- i love the idea of working together like this . i just love it ! miguel : we 're going to be some team , huh ? charity : the best . [ kay is still hidden and listening . ] kay : `` some team , `` my ass . i 'm going to ruin you , charity . oh , look -- i was hoping she 'd leave her little sketchbook out here . hmm . `` founders ' day dance `` with a question mark and some measurements . i bet she 's going to wear this to the dance . oh , kay . you would n't be so mean . oh , yes , i would . oh , let 's see how this stupid dress turns out now , miss fashion designer phony . oh , yeah , i doubt miguel will want to start a business with you now . [ kay alters measurements on the sketch . ] [ scene_break ] t.c . : i 'm going to make julian pay once and for all . [ talking to himself . ] liz : what is t.c . up to ? [ liz listens in . ] liz : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] theresa : give me my son back , gwen . hand him over . gwen : have you lost your mind ? theresa : right now . ethan : theresa , what is this ? theresa : i said , gwen , give me my child back . gwen : i am not giving you anything , you crazy bitch ! besides , we do n't even know if you 're pregnant . theresa : we do . rebecca : what are you talking about ? ethan : yeah , what are you talking about ? theresa : fox had an idea . gwen : oh , well , that 's a novelty . fox : yeah . theresa : yeah , well , we made a stop on the way over here -- honey ? fox : do it . theresa : to find out if i was in fact pregnant , and you know what ? i took this test and two lines appeared , and you know what that means -- that i am in fact with child . gwen : i ca n't believe that . theresa : well , yeah , it 's true . i 'm having your child with ethan , so if you ever want to see this kid , gwen , you hand mine over . gwen ? what are you waiting for ? give me my son back now . ethan : time for reality here . she 's having our baby . gwen : look , i know what you 're saying , ok ? i switch and everybody wins . [ next_on ] theresa : can i get my son back ? chad : what are the chances alistair crane has any information on my mother and father ? eve : oh , my god !
julian gives eve a letter ( confession ) saying that he raped her several years ago and she gave birth to a son . eve refuses to let julian sacrifice himself for her , but he says he is going to prison anyway because of the crimes alistair pressured him to commit . eve and julian kiss and head for a private area to give in to their passion . t.c . fell off the attic ladder , and had an encounter ( out - of - body experience ) with his father . his dad tells him that the time has come to seek revenge on julian , who ruined his tennis career in the car accident . t.c . comes to , and heads for the shed , with liz following him . it looks like t.c . is about to discover eve and julian .
simone : god , what am i supposed to do now ? i -- i thought i found my soul mate , and then rae was killed . she was the love of my life . and now i 'm just drifting . lord , will you please give me a sign or some type of reason to go on , some purpose to my life ? [ footsteps ] simone : jessica ? jess . wait , it 's me , simone . jess , wait up . [ scene_break ] noah : paloma , i hate to see you so down . why do n't we go for a walk or something or get some pizza or -- paloma : i 'm not much fun to be with tonight , noah . noah : it 's understandable . you 're heartbroken about your brothers . paloma : i just ca n't believe this is really happening . it does n't feel real . noah : yeah , none of us can believe it . i mean , it does n't make sense , it does n't seem right , you know , the judge making luis and miguel go to trial before they could build their case and then sentencing them on the same day . it 's just not right . paloma : yeah , it 's horrible . they 're both innocent . noah : you know , you 'd think that the media would be covering this story , but they barely even touched it . i mean , a story like this ? it 's just -- paloma : whoever did this , whoever framed my brothers must have more power than we ever imagined . noah : i wish there was something i could do . [ paloma sighs ] paloma : i became a police officer because i thought there was justice in this world and i wanted to defend it . noah : does n't seem like there 's much justice now , huh ? paloma : there is n't . noah , my brothers were railroaded . miguel is going to be in prison for the rest of his life and luis is going to be executed and they did n't do anything . noah : yeah , but you should know that ethan is doing everything in his power to find the people responsible for setting them up . paloma : i know he will , but that does n't make me feel any better . what if he ca n't find this person ? and why ca n't i think of something i can to do to help my brothers ? noah : there is nothing to do . paloma : i 'm so frustrated . noah : it 's understandable . it 's ok to be frustrated . but let 's not just sit here and wallow in it , you know ? let 's go out , get some fresh air , go for a walk . you can clear out the cobwebs . paloma : no , i do n't want to leave mama . she might wake up , and i do n't want her to be alone . noah : yeah , ok . but , paloma , just do n't give up hope , ok ? paloma : noah , i have no hope . this blackmailer is ruining our lives . pilar : si , mija , but we ca n't let him do that . paloma : mama , did we wake you ? pilar : no , no , i was n't really sleeping . my mind is just spinning with all the `` what if `` and `` why `` and `` how . `` noah : pilar , i am so sorry about everything that 's happening . pilar : thank you . thank you , noah . i heard you trying to get paloma to go out , mija , and i think you should go . i 'll be all right . paloma : mami , i do n't want to leave you alone . pilar : paloma , por favor , i do n't want you to sit here and just focus on this horrible situation . go out , try to find some distraction before bitterness takes a hold of your heart and pushes out all your love and hope . [ scene_break ] guard : ok , you can come in now . have a seat . guard : so , ms. canton , you want to become one of us , be a prison guard here ? woman : that 's right . guard : any experience ? fancy : see for yourself . it 's all there in my resume . [ scene_break ] sheridan : took you long enough . get in here . spike : yes , ma'am . i got to be honest , i was a little surprised to get your call . sheridan : really ? why ? spike : i do n't know , i just never thought that a mighty crane would need my help . sheridan : somehow , i highly doubt that , knowing my father and brother . spike : whoa , time - out . who ever said i worked for alistair or julian crane ? sheridan : no one . let 's just say you have a reputation for getting things done that no one else will do . spike : well , now , that is the truth . i can get stuff done . but for a price , of course . sheridan : mm - hmm . i know you 'll do anything for money . that 's why i contacted you . i need something done , something very important . spike : i 'm standing right here . sheridan : have you worked on what i asked for when i called you ? spike : oh , absolutely . i got what you need . but i was just thinking , what is the rush ? i mean , really , why do n't we have a drink and let 's get to know each other better . sheridan : hmm . i 'm having wine . [ scene_break ] [ tapping on jail bars ] guard : how 's it going , luis ? luis : what the hell do you want ? oh , what , you 're back for some more fun ? you want to use me as a human punching bag ? guard : nah . i just realized you did n't get your shower tonight . luis : yeah , well , i 'll take one tomorrow . guard : no , sir , i believe you 'll take one tonight . [ scene_break ] ethan : where -- where did he go ? theresa : he got away . ethan : well , we 've got to get him . we 've got to find him . theresa : no , no , it 's over , ethan , it 's over , the blackmailer won . and you know what ? we can never be together . ethan : why do you keep saying this ? that 's the second time you 've said that . what are you talking about ? theresa : because the blackmailer told me that luis is going to die and miguel is going to spend the rest of his life in prison if you and i are together . ethan : theresa , he 's still in here . i 'm going to catch this thing . theresa : no , ethan , let it go . ethan : what ? theresa : it 's no use . ethan : i 'm not giving up . you 're going to be fine . your family 's going to be fine . i 've just got to catch this freak , ok ? theresa : god , oh , please , ethan , get him , please , or we 're never going to be together . [ scene_break ] simone : jessica , did n't you hear me calling you ? what 's going on ? jessica : leave me alone , simone . there 's nothing you can do to help . simone : well , how do you know if you do n't tell me what 's wrong ? what 's going on ? jessica : i just ca n't take it anymore . i wo n't let spike do it . i ca n't . simone : do what ? what does that scum want you to do now ? jessica : he wants to sell my baby . simone : your baby ? jess ... you 're pregnant ? jessica : yes , i 'm pregnant . [ scene_break ] paloma : mama , you should go back to bed . pilar : i ca n't sleep , paloma . i ca n't stop thinking about your brothers in that horrible prison . it just does n't make any sense to me . paloma : not to me , either . why did this happen to my brothers ? noah : look , it was obvious that they were set up . i mean , we just do n't know who would do that or why . pilar : i know , we all know that miguel and luis are innocent of these horrible crimes . but you 're right . noah is right , we ca n't lose hope , because hope is what 's going to get us through this , mija . paloma : i know i have to have hope , but it 's so hard , mama . luis and miguel should n't have to go through this . it 's not right . pilar : i know . it does n't make any sense , mija . does n't make any sense at all . [ scene_break ] guard : this resume is pretty impressive . it 's tough to find people who have this kind of training and experience . fancy : well , then , this is your lucky day . i 'm here and i 'm looking for a job . guard : what i do n't understand is with this kind of background , you could have your pick of prisons to work in . why 'd you pick this one ? { luis : i love you . you 're a beautiful , amazing woman . i do n't want you -- i do n't want you to ever forget that . } [ scene_break ] spike : oh , i 'm just thinking -- you and me , we would make an amazing team , sheridan . sheridan : you 're a pretty confident man , are n't you , spike ? spike : hey , when you got it , you got it . you know what i mean ? but the thing is life is just so damn short . there 's no reason why we ca n't take care of business and have a little bit of fun , too , right ? [ scene_break ] guard : whoo - hoo - hoo ! how you like the service here at our spa ? you feeling all clean and pretty now ? [ scene_break ] ethan : give it up , you bastard ! when i find you , i 'm going to make you pay , i swear to god ! there you are , you freak . theresa : catch him ! it 's our only chance ! [ scene_break ] luis : you get out of here . you stay the hell away from me . guard : i 'm not here to give you grief , luis . here . luis : thanks . you friends with sam or something ? guard : give me that wet mattress . shove it through the bars . guard : i 'll be back with a dry mattress . luis : that guy reminds me of somebody . [ scene_break ] guard : well ? must have a reason for coming here for a job when you could go just about anywhere . fancy : huh , it 's no big mystery . my boyfriend got transferred near here , so i moved with him . guard : i would n't move anywhere for somebody i was n't married to . fancy : hmm . well , i guess i got more faith than you . see , i figured that even if we 're not married yet , we will be . guard : so you 're pretty sure of this fella , right ? fancy : yeah , it 'll work out , as long as i do everything i can to make it work . fancy 's voice : and it will work out if i can work here as a guard . that way i can see luis every day . [ scene_break ] sheridan : you are some kind of man , spike . spike : oh , that is what i am talking about . man , we could make some beautiful music together . do n't you think ? what the hell -- what the hell are you doing ? ! sheridan : you listen to me , you pig . i want you to do a job and nothing more . do you understand ? spike : man , i 'm just trying to be friendly . sheridan : stop it ! i do n't want to be friends . i want you to do a job . and if you do n't do it correctly , i swear you will spend the rest of your life in hell . do you understand ? spike : well , i 've already been there , but , yeah , yeah , i got it . you 're the boss , lady . but i got to tell you , you do n't know what you 're missing . the spike man is real good . sheridan : well , i guess i 'll just have to suffer . spike : no , what i mean is -- sheridan : shut up . now , i will pay you whatever you want , but i want the information that you have on the prison . spike : whoa , whoa , whoa . this does n't have anything to do with luis , does it ? sheridan : yes , of course this is about luis . and as much as i hate to say it , i need your help . spike : hey , wait a minute . if you 're trying to tell me you want me to help you bust luis out of prison , uh - uh , you 'd better forget about it . the only people that bust out of prison and get away with it is on tv . [ scene_break ] ethan : damn it , where the hell did he go ? theresa : where is he ? ethan : where did he go ? theresa : oh , my god , did he run away ? ethan : i thought i heard his footsteps . i think i lost him . i think he 's gone . theresa : you 've got to get him . everything depends on catching him , please . [ scene_break ] simone : jessica , are you sure you 're pregnant ? i mean , have you seen a doctor ? jessica : no . but i took one of those home pregnancy tests and it 's supposed to be really accurate . simone : so it 's true . and spike knows . oh , my god . jessica : i did n't mean for him to find out . he overheard me . and then when he did find out , i thought he was going to beat me up . but then he said he could make a lot of money if he sold my baby . simone : so you mean to tell me that he would sell his own baby ? jessica : he said he 's my husband , he owns me . everything i have is his , including this baby . simone : poor thing . you should n't have to go through anything like this . that evil man is the cause of all of your unhappiness . jessica : i know . that 's why i 've decided to just go away , get away from harmony and just go someplace where spike ca n't find me . simone : no , you ca n't do that . leave town with your unborn baby ? that 's not the answer . jessica : then what is ? simone : i mean , i do n't know , but running away from the people who really love you , your friends and your family , that just takes away any hope you might have . jessica : i do n't have any hope , simone . simone : well , you should , because hope is what life is all about . [ scene_break ] paloma : i made us some tea , mama . pilar : oh , thank you , mija . you do n't have to sit here with me . paloma : i do n't want you to be alone . pilar : i want you to go out with noah . i want you to -- just try to forget about your brothers , at least for a little while . paloma : but will you be ok ? pilar : i promise i 'll be fine . now go . get something to eat , get some fresh air . it 'll help . noah : she 's right , paloma , it will help . paloma : ok , but only if you 're sure you 're going to be fine . pilar : si , mija . i 'm going to drink some tea and then i 'm going to try to get some sleep . paloma : ok , but if you need anything , you can call me on my cell phone . pilar : si , just go , huh ? try to enjoy yourself . paloma : we 'll come back soon . pilar : ok . noah : good night , pilar . pilar : good night , noah . pilar : dear god . what 's going to happen to my poor sons ? [ scene_break ] guard : here you go . luis : thanks . hey , you know , you never did say if you were friends with sam or not . guard : actually , i 'm friends with your father . luis : my father , martin ? i do n't need any help from martin fitzgerald . guard : i 'm not talking about martin . luis : well , then who are you talking about ? guard : i 'm talking about your heavenly father , luis . i was sent by him . [ scene_break ] spike : oh , i 'm sorry , lady , but if that 's what you 're asking me to do , i 'm saying no . i 'm not helping you break luis out of prison . uh - uh . so i guess this little meeting is over . and thanks for nothing . sheridan : wait . that 's not what i want you to do . it 's something else . spike : something else ? sheridan : that 's right . and if you know what 's good for you , you 'll do it , or i will make you regret it for the rest of your life . spike : ok . ok , what do you want me to do ? [ scene_break ] ethan : careful . theresa : thank you . ethan : i lost him . you know , i was so close , i could 've grabbed him , and he just disappeared into thin air . how does someone do that ? theresa : i do n't know , ethan . i told you , he won . the blackmailer always wins . ethan : no , no , he did n't win . quit saying that . please do n't give up hope . we 're going to catch this freak . theresa : what if it 's too late ? you know , what if we catch him after luis is executed ? ethan : i told you , i 'm going to delay the execution . i 'm going to get an appeal , i promise you . theresa : what if every judge in the country is in the blackmailer 's pocket ? ethan : then we -- we go to the press . we expose judge reilly and the governor for the weak - kneed politicians that they are , we put them on trial in the world of public opinion . that 's what we do . theresa : you know what , if i thought that would 've worked , i would 've already been on every network shouting it to the world . ethan : hey . we are going to catch this guy or girl -- whatever it is -- i promise you that . theresa : you know what ? i 'm not going to take the chance . the blackmailer told me that luis and miguel would go free if i just did what he wanted . ethan : you mean go back to jared . well , that 's not going to happen . you should tell him how we feel about each other . he 'll have to accept it and he 'll let you go . theresa : ethan , he -- he does n't just want me to go back to jared . there 's something else that i need to do . ethan : what ? what else does he -- she want you to do ? theresa : he wants me to have jared 's baby . [ scene_break ] noah : do you know where we are ? paloma : the wharf . noah : yes , but not just any part of the wharf . this is a very special part of the wharf . paloma : it is ? noah : yep . paloma : why ? noah : because , when i was a little boy , this is where my mom used to bring us when we had some kind of problem , when we were working something out . she 'd bring us here and we 'd look out over the water and we 'd wait for her to come up with a solution . paloma : did she always find a solution ? noah : most of the time . paloma : just looking at the water ? noah : mm - hmm . paloma : well , i do n't think it 'll work for me , noah . my problem does n't have a solution . unless the blackmailer is found and he confesses , luis and miguel will be lost . noah : look , i know you feel hopeless , but , paloma , i have seen much worse situations than this turn out ok . paloma : worse than this ? noah : absolutely . paloma : two innocent men in prison , one for the rest of his life and the other on death row ? worse than that ? noah : even worse than that . [ scene_break ] guard : ok , everything looks in order here . and since we 're short - staffed , i 'm sure i can let you know right away whether you 're hired or not . fancy : great , thanks . guard : just need to run your paperwork and check with the warden . be right back . fancy : oh , take your time . i 've got nowhere to be right now . guard : well , well . who 's this ? fancy 's voice : oh , no . he was one of the guards at luis ' trial . please , god , do n't let him recognize me . guard : do n't i know you from someplace ? [ scene_break ] spike : i mean , hey , when you had me checking out that prison , i had no idea that this is what you wanted me to do . sheridan : well , now you know . spike : listen , sheridan , baby , look , please be reasonable , ok ? i just do n't think i can make this happen . sheridan : wrong answer , spike baby . you will make it happen or you 'll answer to me . spike : ok , ok , i 'll make a few calls . i 'll see what i can do . i 'll try , ok ? sheridan : see , that 's why you get paid the big bucks , spike man . spike : i said i 'd try . sheridan : ok . make your calls , and make it happen as soon as possible . [ scene_break ] luis : so , what , you 're an angel ? angel : i 'm here to tell you that you are very loved , that so many people are praying for you . i 'm here to give you hope , luis , to give you strength . luis : hope , huh ? yeah , i could really use some of that right now . ok , so what am i supposed to do ? angel : just keep doing what you 've been doing , being strong , selfless . be a good son , a good brother , as you were to me . luis : to you ? what do you -- luis : antonio ? [ scene_break ] ethan : let me get this straight , just so i understand -- this nut case , this half woman , half man thing has ordered you to have jared 's baby ? theresa : yes . ethan : well , that 's not going to happen . there 's no way that 's going to happen , and you 're not going to give into this maniac , all right ? theresa : no , i do n't have a choice . the blackmailer 's got the power , ethan , and it 's my fault . if i would 've just stayed away from you like he wanted , luis and miguel , they would be fine . ethan : luis and miguel do not want you to sacrifice your happiness for them . give this some time . this blackmailer -- he 's going to screw up , and when he does , i 'm going to be there and we are going to catch him . we will . [ scene_break ] jessica : i 'm sorry , simone , but i do n't see how i can have hope for anything now . simone : sure you can , but not if you run away . you have to stay here and let your friends and your family help you through this . you 've got to have a hope that you can be happy again , jess . jessica : i wish i could be hopeful . i just feel like my life is over . simone : no , it 's not . you 're young , and pretty soon you 're going to have a wonderful little person to care for . a baby could give you such focus , jess . it could be the best thing that ever happened to you . jessica : yeah . maybe you 're right . maybe everything could be all right . [ scene_break ] paloma : tell me the story , noah , about a situation worse than my brothers ' situation . noah : well , um -- you know i 've had kind of a shady past , right ? paloma : you were a crook ? noah : no , i was n't a crook , i was a gambler . it 's kind of different . but when you do that stuff , you come in -- well , you do n't always interact with the most respectable people . paloma : yeah , i can imagine . noah : and so there was this guy , and he was a normal guy and he was a nice guy , you know , and he got pulled into this closed - door poker game . paloma : which means the stakes were really high . noah : exactly , high stakes . and so he 's playing this game , and he 's actually doing kind of well , until these guys bust through the door , these two guys , and they start shooting up the place . paloma : oh , dios mio . noah : yeah , and they kill everybody there except for our guy . paloma : they killed everybody ? noah : everybody , except for our guy . paloma : and why did n't they kill him , too ? noah : well , they got the great idea to set him up . paloma : what ? noah : to frame him for the murders , you know ? and so they took the gun and they made him hold it so , you know , he got his fingerprints all over it , and then , you know , they held the gun to his head and they said if he ever tried to fight the conviction that they 'd murder his entire family . and then they took the money and they left . paloma : that 's horrible . why did n't he tell the police what happened ? noah : well , he tried to , right , but they did n't believe him because , you know , they had the gun with the fingerprints and that 's all the evidence they needed to convict him . paloma : so he was convicted ? noah : he was , and he was sentenced to life in prison . paloma : for something he did n't do . noah : exactly . paloma : just like miguel . noah : exactly . paloma : ok , but you said the story had a happy ending . noah : mm - hmm . paloma : how did the guy get out of prison ? noah : well , first of all , he never gave in to despair , right , and he never lost hope . paloma : mm - hmm . noah : and , well , what happened was eventually one of the guys was arrested for this other crime and he tried to make a deal with the police . ok , either he 's going to do some other crime and he 's going to get arrested for it or someone close to him is going to implicate him . you know , the truth always comes out . paloma : do you really think that could happen ? noah : absolutely . and that is why you can never give up hope . paloma : wait a minute . that story is a lie , is n't it ? you made up the whole thing . [ scene_break ] guard : you look familiar . do i know you ? fancy : uh , i do n't remember you , but that does n't mean we have n't met . guard : you ever been to the pig sty ? it 's a bar where we all go hang out . fancy : no , i do n't think so . guard : no , arliss , you do n't know her . she just moved here . meet faye canton . she wants to hire on as one of us . arliss : is that right ? arliss : we 've got to talk . guard : sure . arliss : outside . fancy : oh , god ! if he recognized me , i will never get to be close to luis again . [ scene_break ] spike : you know i know what i 'm talking about . thanks , man . pop ! sheridan : well ? spike : yeah , i told you i was good . sheridan : do i get what i want or not ? spike : yeah , but we have to leave right now , though . sheridan : why are we wasting our time talking ? come on , let 's go . [ scene_break ] luis : antonio ? my god , is that you ? angel : stay strong , luis , for everyone . stay strong . luis : what is this ? what 's going on here ? guard : who are you talking to , luis ? luis : i -- nobody . was talking to myself . guard : talking to yourself ? did n't take you long to go nuts , did it ? hey . how 'd everything get dried out so fast ? luis : i do n't know . guess it 's the dry air in here . guard : dry air ? whatever . luis : what the hell is going on ? maybe he 's right . maybe he 's right , maybe i am losing it . luis : maybe it was all just a dream . [ scene_break ] theresa : you know i love you . and i will always love you , but i do need to go be with jared . ethan : no , no , you do n't . theresa : no , i do . no , i have to be with my husband to save my brothers . ethan : you do n't have to do this . theresa : ethan -- ethan : you do n't have to do this . theresa : i need to give you up forever . [ scene_break ] jessica : i do n't know what i was thinking . everything just seemed so messed up . all i could think of was running away . simone : but you know that would n't help , right ? you need to stay here with the people who love you , your friends and your family . we 'll be here for you . you know i 'll be here for you . jessica : but what about my dad ? he hates spike . he even talked about how horrible it would be if i got pregnant by him . simone : well , your dad has a lot of reason to hate spike , but if he knew you were pregnant , i think that the only thing that he could think about is how wonderful it 'll be to have another grandchild . sam bennett is a good man . he 'll love your baby just like you will . jessica : you think so ? simone : of course i do . sam loves you , and if you just trust in that love , you 'll be fine . jessica : thank you , simone . you 're such an amazing friend and i am so lucky you were here to stop me from leaving . { simone 's voice : can you give me a sign , lord , a purpose to my life ? } simone : actually , i do n't think luck had anything to do with it . [ scene_break ] pilar : dios santo . how many years i lit a candle for martin to come home . i never gave up on him . and he did come home . and my antonio . how i prayed for my antonio 's return . he , too , came home . but now martin and antonio are gone . even if i had them for a short time , at least they came home . i pray for my other sons now . i pray for my luis and my miguel . they are good boys , dear god . they do n't deserve this . please , please , dear lord , do not let miguel spend the rest of his life in jail and do n't let them murder my luis . please , god . [ scene_break ] paloma : that story was n't true , was it ? you made it up . noah : no , no , i heard it from somebody who knew somebody . paloma : noah , do n't lie to me . i can tell when you 're lying . your mouth does that funny little twitch . noah : ok , i 'm sorry , i was really just trying to make you feel better . paloma : i knew it . noah : no . please do n't be angry with me . paloma : noah , i 'm not angry with you . i want to thank you for telling me that story . noah : thank me ? paloma : yeah . i know why you told me the story . you were trying to give me hope , and you did . noah : i did ? paloma : yeah . and you 're right , as long as there 's hope , there 's always a chance for justice . noah : hmm . paloma : i love you , noah , for telling me that story . thank you . [ scene_break ] fancy : ok , fancy , calm down and just pray that guy did n't recognize you . fancy : what 's going on , guys ? is everything all right ? guard : i 'm sorry , ms. canton , but there 's a problem . fancy 's voice : oh , no . now i 'm never going to get close to luis . [ scene_break ] guard : lopez - fitzgerald , wake up . i got another roommate for you . luis : what the hell ? what the hell do you want this time ? guard : shut up . just face the wall again . guard : you two have fun now . luis : all right . now , just so we 're clear , you stay the hell away from me and i wo n't have to kill you . [ scene_break ] ethan : ca n't do this . you ca n't do this ... not after everything we 've been through . you hear me ? theresa ? theresa : i have to go , ok ? before i change my mind . goodbye . ethan : theresa ? theresa , do n't do this ! theresa : goodbye . [ next_on ] luis : i know that i 'm new to prison life , but what the hell happened to shaking hands when you first meet someone ? fancy 's voice : they know i 'm fancy crane , heiress , not faye canton , prison guard . [ plane engine ]
simone talks jessica out of leaving harmony to run away from spike , who wants to sell their baby when it 's born . simone thinks she shouold stay with the people who love her . noah gives paloma hope as she is devastated over her brothers , luis and miguel , being in prison . fancy goes in disguise to interview to be a guard at the prison where luis is being held . she is worried that she 's been found out when another guard seems to recognize her from luis ' trial . sheridan sinks to a new low when she hires spike to help her get closer to luis . after being harassed by a guard at the prison , luis is visited by his brother , antonio , who visits him as an angel to try and give him hope and strength . ethan and theresa try to track down the blackmailer in the mansion . theresa tells ethan that the blackmailer wants her to have jared 's baby . ethan wo n't let that happen , but theresa tells him she must do it for her brothers and tells him goodbye .
kay : i ca n't believe charity took miguel back when i 'm the one who 's pregnant with his baby . tabitha : you still stewing over that ? kay : yes . i am . and i will continue totetew over it until i get miguel . oh , tabitha , are you sure you do n't have anything that 'll help mdodo that ? tabitha : i told you , dear , if you want to rip the young lovers asunder , you 're going to have to do it yourself sans help from the dark side . if i had my full powers , i would be happy to help you , but -- kay : i know , i know -- you 're limited tbubutterflies miming out of your nose . tabitha : out of me ears and my mou , , if you do n't mind . kay : whatever . look , tabitha , i need help and i need it now before miguel and charity can get any closer than they already are . biththa : ka youe lein your fea o orwhelmlm wlittttle commmmon sense you were born with . charity and miguel are still young and gullible . i mean , just because they 've survived all the obstacles strewn in their path thus far , it does n't mean they 've got what it takes to make it last . oh , actually , i would n't be surprised if they had n't broken up already . grace : ahem . charity : aunt grace ! grace : i 'm sorry . i just did n't realize you two were down here . charity : it 's ok , it 's ok . we do n't mind , do we , miguel ? miguel : are you kidding ? i want to shout it out from every rooftop in harmony . we 're back together , mrs . bennett -- grace : oh . miguel : and this time it 's for good . mrs. wallace : well , if it is n't betsy ross herself . beth : oh , go suck a lemon , mother . or better yet , pour me some tea . mrs. wallace : what 'd you say about your teeth ? beth : i said tea , you old bat . pour me some tea . mrs. wallace : oh . i still ca n't believe that you 're lying to luis about something so important , you know , something so personal . beth : did you see his face when i told him i was pregnant ? mrs. wallace : yeah , she 's faking it , precious . you know , she only wishes she was pregnant with lover boy 's baby . beth : mmm ! thank you , pilar lopez fitzgerald , because you 've raised the kind of son that would never leave his pregnant ex - girlfriend in the lurch . told you i 'd get luis , mother , and i will . i am going to get rid of sheridan and give luis his baby . mm - hmm . mrs. wallace : it 's not making any sense . [ knock on door ] mrs. wallace : what 's that ? beth : the door . could you get it ? i 'm busy . mrs. wallace : i know it 's the door . what am i , slave labor ? for god 's sake . [ mocking beth ] bring my tea . answer the door . [ normal voice ] coming ! man : ms. wallace , ms . edna wallace ? mrs. wallace : yeah . beth : `` edna `` -- that always kills me . mrs. wallace : oh , hush up , petunia . yeah , honey , that 's me . man : i need you to sign right here . mrs. wallace : ok . oh . oh , something for me , huh ? man : mm - hmm . mrs. wallace : well , i like that . i love surprises . bet you it 's jewelry . man : maybe that one , but i do n't know about the other ones . mrs. wallace : oh -- man : bring them in . mrs. wallace : other ones , my goodness . oh , whoo ! whoo ! look at this . beth : what in god 's name have you done , edna ? [ mrs. wallace gasps ] tv announcer : due to the large value of ururrderer , you 're eligible for free shipping . thank you for choosing to shop with us . mrs. wallace : there 's more ? ooh ! gwen : hi . i hope i 'm not interrupting . i knocked on the front door , but no one answered . antonio : oh , no . come on in . gwen : thanks . i just came to check up on you . it is so nice to have my best friend pregnant at the same time i am . we can compare notes together . antonio : yeah , now you got another friend that 's pregnant , too . gwen : who 's that ? antonio : we just found out last night that beth 's pregnant . she 'll be having a baby just like you two . gwen : what ? sheridan : that 's right . beth 's pregnant , and luis is the father . luis : yes , yes , i 'm sure this weirdo 's the same one who 's been after sheridan . no , i do n't know her motive ! just -- just find her , ok ? pilar : hank came by late last night hoping i had seen sheridan . she 's not still missing , is she ? luis : no , thank god . this crackpot who 's been after her is still on the loose . pilar : oh , poor thing , with everything she 's been through lately . and , you , mijo , you do n't seem like yourself . luis : i 'll be all right . pilar : let me make you some breakfast , huh , and i 'll tell you all about father lonigan 's sermon at mass this morning . luis : no , thanks . i 'm not hungry . pilar : ok . luis : i could use some of your advice , though . pilar : i hope i can help . luis : yeah . see , i 'm just not sure that anyone could help , even you . you know , something else happened last night . beth told me that she 's pregnant with my baby . pilar : oh . luis : i just -- i do n't know what to do . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life miguel : now , mrs . bennett , i do n't want you to worry , ok ? i am going to take complete responsibility for kay and her baby -- our baby . you know , i 'm not going to shy away from taking care of them . grace : oh , no , i know you 'd never do that . miguel : well , you know , chief bennett was really mad at me for getting kay pregnant , and i do n't blame him , you know , but -- grace : miguel , he 's kay 's father . it was a gut reaction . and believe me , he 's never for a minute doubted what kind of a decent young man you are . he knows that you 're going to do the right thing by kay and the baby that you 're going to share together . miguel : so , then , charity and i have your blessing ? grace : oh , yes , of course ! you always have ! i 'm just so glad you found your way back together . charity : oh ! really , aunt grace ? you do n't think i 'm being selfish ? grace : selfish ? charity , you are just like your mother -- you do n't have a selfish bone in your body . but i want you two to promise me something -- you will never let anything or anyone come between you , because life is too short and love is too precious . charity : oh . grace : does kay know about this ? miguel : yeah . she knows . grace : all right . well , let 's just hope she accepts the inevitable , then . kay : do you really think so ? charity and miguel could be broken up already ? tabitha : all i know is those two have had their fair share of trouble trying to keep that relationship going . kay : yeah , i know , but they always seem to come out on top together , and that 's what makes me so sick about them . tabitha : yeah . i 've lost a few nights of sleep over those two myself . but just because their love has survived this far does n't mean it 's always going to . new and bigger problems could do them in . kay : like what ? tabitha : i do n't know ! oh , kay , stop pestering me with all your questions ! kay : , , shsh ! you do n't have to bite my head off ! you know , i 'm going to go to my parents ' . tabitha : what ? suppose you run into your mother ? you do n't even eat any of those care packages she sends over every day . kay : that 's because i 'm over her lame attempts at trying to make it up to me . all i want is for her to start treating me like i 'm her daughter . ananywayi i eded to go .. i need another pair of pants . tabitha : oh , yes , i know . you just want to see what charity and miguel are up to . kay : so what if i do ? you can come if you want , be another pair of eyes . please , tabitha . i need all the help i can get . tabitha : all right . but you 've got to promise me you wo n't get your knickers in a twist if everything is n't exactly the way you expect it to be ! mrs. wallace : whoo ! [ mrs. wallace guffaws ] beth : are you out of your ever - loving mind ? mother , we ca n't afford all this ! mrs. wallace : well , i -- i did n't order any of it ! i swear it ! beth : well , edna , neither did i , which means you 're lying . mrs. wallace : no -- beth : hey , hey , you got to take this stuff out of here . we 're refusing delivery . man : whoa , lady . look , you 're going to have to call in for that . i mean , we only drop off . we do n't pick up . union rules . beth : why , that 's absurd ! you 're here now , with a truck ! man : sorry , lady , no can do . beth : well -- oh . ok , well , at least tell me where did it come from ? man : it says shop and drop tv shopping network . it looks like you bought the entire store . beth : no ! i did n't buy anything ! it was my addled mother ! mrs. wallace : no ! no , i 'm telling you , i never ordered any of it ! beth : oh , really ? yeah ? how come your credit card number 's on here , huh ? mrs. wallace : oh , no , no , no . that 's impossible . i mean , i have n't used it in ages ! beth : well , if you did n't , then who did ? mrs. wallace : oh . gwen : it ca n't be true . sheridan : no , it is . beth is having a baby and luis is the father . gwen : i ca n't believe that . antonio : it is a coincidence , is n't it ? i mean , you must admit there 's something in the water around here to have so many people we know pregnant at the same time . gwen : so , how are you feeling ? antonio : before you answer that , you mind if i have a moment alone with gwen ? sheridan : sure . antonio : ok , it 'll just take a second . sheridan : ok . antonio : i 'm really worried about my wife . gwen : did something happen ? antonio : yes and no . i mean , she 's been stressed out now for weeks , but after last night , i do n't know , something happened last night that triggered her feeling worse than she already was . i do n't know what it is . gwen : i see . antonio : and instead of me badgering her about it any more than i already have been , i was thinking , you being her best friend and all , maybe you could talk to her , get her to confide in you a little . gwen : sure . i mean , i 'll do what i can . antonio : ok . i appreciate it . i will have you know , though , that we do know that there is someone after her . gwen : the person who set fire to the cottage ? antonio : yeah , we almost caught up to her last night . gwen : it 's a woman ? antonio : yeah . yeah , so we think . she actually confronted sheridan last night on the wharf , but she did n't get a chance to do any harm , and by the time we got there , the lady got away , so -- gwen : oh , my gosh . antonio : yeah . so you see , she has all kinds of reasons to be stressed out . it 's just -- i do n't know , she has n't eaten , she has n't slept . you know , gwen , i love her so much . it 's just i hate to see her in any kind of pain . maybe after you talk to her , you can figure out what it is , ok ? gwen : i 'll do my best . antonio : all right , i really appreciate it . thanks . listen , sheridan , i 've got an errand that i need to run , so maybe gwen will stay here and just kind of visit with you , cheer you up a little . what do you say ? sheridan : i 'll be ok , antonio . ststop worrying about me . antonio : i hope so . when i get back , maybe you and i can sit down . i was thinking we could help luis and beth , you know , do their wedding plans . and with her being pregnant and everything , it 's about time they tied the knot , do n't you think ? sheridan : yeah . antonio : all right . thanks again . sheridan : gwen , what am i going to do ? gwen : oh , sweetie . pilar : wow . beth , pregnant with your child . luis : yeah . yeah , i just found out last night . pilar : oh , dios mio . all my sons are going to be fathers . if your father were here , he 'd be so proud . luis : mama ? come on , it 's not that simple . pilar : of course . right , sheridan . does she know ? luis : she overheard beth telling me last night . i mean , it was awful . i could n't even go to her and explain -- pilar : you poor thing . luis : you should have seen the look on her face . it was like i slapped her , and i was all set to tell antonio the truth about me and sheridan once and for all . i even vowed not to let anything stop me , and then this . pilar : i 'm so sorry for your pain , mijo . babies are such miraculous gifts , you know ? and the months before their arrival should be a happy time , full of hopes and dreams . luis : and that 's how i feel about sheridan 's baby , and i do n't even know if it 's antonio 's or mine . pilar : right , and now , with beth being pregnant , you and sheridan ca n't be together . luis : and i do n't know if i can bear that . that 's why i came to you . is that what this baby means ? that i 'm going to have to spend the rest of my life apart from the woman that i love ? brought to you by @ @ hhhhh $ @ $ @ $ @ hhh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be straightened and repaireder the extreme make over included a @ '' @ j @ w @ @ @ @ t @ @ @ @ @ t @ t @ d @ n @ g @ r @ h @ f @ s @ e @ n @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ j @ j @ b @ '' @ @ @ @ @ & @ @ pilar : children -- they should be the cause of smiles and celebration , not heartache and pain . luis : maybe i should n't have told you about beth . look , the last thing that i want to do is bring you down , ok ? pilar : no , luis . i am grateful that you came to me for counsel . luis : i just did n't know where else to turn . and i know what father lonigan would say , but -- what about papa ? what would he have done in this situation ? pilar : well , one thing i do know is your father would never shy away from his responsibilities . that 's why i know something happened to take him away from us because he would never , ever have abandoned this family . oh , my god . i have prayed for your father 's safe return every day . we need him so much , luis , especially now . the candle that i kept lit for antonio brought him home to us . if only your father 's candle would do the same . luis : i want to be a good father to that baby that beth 's going to have . pilar : what does she say ? i mean , she has to know how you feel about sheridan . luis : yeah , she 's struggling , too . she offered to have an abortion . pilar : what ? you would never permit that , right , luis ? you would never let beth abort your own child . beth : oh . i always wanted one of these . but there 's no way we can afford it . we can barely keep up with the mortgage , much less having any of these luxury items . all right , mother , just wrap them up and find out who we call for a pickup . mrs. wallace : but i do n't know even where they came from . beth : right . mother , just get them out of here , will you ? luis : precious . precious . luis : you look beautiful . here , i brought these for you . these are for you . beth : oh . damn it . ok , we 're going to have to deal with all this later . maybe i can figure out a way to keep some of it . it 's great stuff . mrs. wallace : huh . you 're telling me . i still do n't understand how it got here , though . hey ! you know what ? you never told me what you 're making that thing for . beth : ok . this is a critical part of my plan . mrs. wallace : well , what does charlie think of it ? i mean , have you told your little partner there about your revised plan ? beth : ok , you just let me worry about charlie , ok ? mrs. wallace : all right , all right . it 's up to you . but if i were you , though , i 'd be figuring out a way to brere the n newtoer abobo yo pregnancy , you know ? how are you going to explain being knocked up if you ca n't admit that you 're in love with luis , huh ? beth : i will deal with it if and when i have to . if there is one thing i know , it 's that i can control charlie . mrs. wallace : huh ! [ mrs. wallace guffaws ] mrs. wallace : that 's what dr . frankenstein said to somebody that he knew . beth : yeah . shut up , mother . mrs. wallace : do n't forget , missy . you 're the one who knocked charlie out and left her there on that wharf . i do n't think she 's going to be in the best mood when she sees you again , so i 'd watch your back if i were you . charlie : oh . oh . oh , am i -- i tripped over the old battle - ax 's walker , but -- who knocked me out cold after that ? why did beth leave me here alone all night ? i 'm going to get to the bottom of this . yessiree . you can bet your combat boots i am . [ k g gasps ] kay : oh ! look at them ! like three peas in a pod . it just makes me sick . grace : but , you know , you really do n't have to worry about kay because sam and i will be there to help her out when the baby comes . miguel : i know mama will help , too . grace : yeah . well , and our first priority , of course , is the baby , but we want to make sure that you stay in school , ok ? and you got to get a good job , because i 'm sure when you two get married , you 're going to have other children that you have to look after , too . kay : how dare she stand there and help them plan for their future . grace : well , it looks like everything is back on track -- at least for you two , anyway . you know , maybe you two are proof that love can overcome even what seems to be insurmountable problems . we have a lot to be thankful for . kay : speak for yourself , mother ! this is global news . good afternoon . the ontario legislature gets under way this afternoon . just minutes from now , the government will deliver its throne speech . after promising 118 million dollars for the sars after math yesterday , the premier is hoping to get some more positive reaction today . the throne speech is expected to be tough on drump drivers the government is proposing a two strikes rule that would see a second conviction bring about a lifetime ban . fepers could koob seized and sold . and the government wants to hire hundreds of new police officers to make sure streets safer . graham richardson will have all the details tonight at 5 : 30 . and an emotional reunion for the little girl and the two police officers who saved her life . rachel fell into a pond behind her home on sunday after she wondered off . she was found unconscious by a neighbour who pulled her to safety . the officers did cpr and revived her . despite the scare , rachel was in good spirits today . music to my ears . i wanted to cry right there with hersch it was amazing sound . when we showed up , there 's in reaction out of her . she was quiet and when she started to cry it was first faint and when she was crying so loud , i had tears streaming down my face . all the other officers had tears too . it was the best noise you could hear . beverly : we will have more on the story including a react from rachel 's relieved mother tonight at 5 : 30 . a sellout crowd at sky tome as blue jay fans september the world a message that toronto is a great place to be . tens of thousands piled in to take in the game against the texas ranger and the 1 seats . some high profile visiters like ray ramono were there . the jays lost 16- .. we hope you can join us for all the day 's top stories beth : simple , yet efficient , and i designed it myself . more over , donna karan . [ beth chuckles ] mrs. wallace : looks like a kangaroo 's apron . beth : oh -- it 's much more than that , mother . watch and learn , watch and learn . here -- hold that , please , thank you . [ beth hums ] mrs. wallace : oh , my goodness here ! beth : hee - hee . mrs. wallace : oh ! you look pregnant ! [ beth laughs ] beth : ok . watch this . [ beth hums ] beth : ta - da ! [ beth laughs ] beth : it 's even more realistic looking now , right ? mrs. wallace : i do n't believe it ! beth : well , get used to it , grandma , because this is what i 'm going to use to fool luis into believing that i 'm carrying his baby . and then all i have to do is add more sugar as i get closer to my due date . mrs. wallace : oh . beth : you know , i 've heard of sugar babies before , but i never really knew what one was until now . mrs. wallace : all right . all right , all right . that 's clever , but you are still a long , long , long way away from being able to produce a real child when the time comes ! and do n't forget , you still have to deal with your -- tsk , tsk -- special friend , huh ? what about charlie ? charlie : yeah . what about me , beth ? how the hell could you leave me out on that wharf all night ? sheridan : i just wish i could disappear , i could be anywhere but here . gwen : no , do n't say that . i know it must have been difficult for you to hear that beth is pregnant with luis ' baby , but there still has to be a way for you two to be together . sheridan : how , gwen ? i still do n't know if the baby i 'm carrying is luis ' or antonio 's . at least beth knows for sure that the father of her child is luis . gwen : you think he 's going to marry her ? sheridan : he has to . it 's the right thing to do . gwen : are you sure that beth is carrying luis ' child ? sheridan : who else 's would it be ? beth 's been in love with luis since high school . i mean , i doubt she 's even ever been with another man . no , gwen . it 's really over for luis and myself . i mean , this time it 's really over . gwen : i do n't know about that . sheridan : no , i do . and there 's nothing that anyone can do , and when i see luis , i already know what i 'm going to say to him . luis : no , of course not . i 'd never let beth have an abortion . pilar : oh , thank goodness . i ca n't even believe she suggested it . luis : well , she did n't want to . she was just trying to do the right thing by me and sheridan . and then she 's scared of raising a child on her own . she 's already got her hands full with her mother . pilar : well , i 'm not surprised . edna wallace has always been a difficult woman . luis : yeah . still , i want to do right , you know , with beth and the baby , but , you know , i want to be with sheridan , and it seems like every time we have a chance to be back together , something major happens . pilar : i know , mijo . you know , for some time now , i have been feeling this threatening presence looming over our family and our friends . luis : yeah , well , sheridan 's already suffered enough . she deserves to be happy . antonio : why are you so fired up about sheridan 's happiness ? what 's going on ? national `` at 6 : 30 . bexpert come , ichospital for the latest . he unveiled the budget . ( dand sean o 's hea is with a panel war began . what can you tell you to kuwait @ get . job as trustnk they could aosuotsources in it , and it is not confident that singer : you are my passion for life grace : kay , i did n't hear you come in . kay : oh , like that would have made a difference . you 're not the least bit guilty of taking charity 's side over mine . charity : kay -- grace : no , charity , i 'll talk to kay . cocome here . kay : whatever you have to say to me , i reay y do n't want to hear it , mom . grace : well , you know what , kay ? that 's too bad , because you 're going to hear it i am not going to let you ruin charity and miguel 's happiness . they 're together because they 're supposed to be . kay : you know , you have a really screw - u - up definition of `` supposed to be , `` because i am the one who is pregnant with his baby . or do you want it to be born a bastard ? grace : kay , you 're not to use that language in this house . kay : oh , why not ? that 's what my baby 's going to be , mom , and you know what ? it will be your fault . grace : well , better a child born out of wedlock than in a loveless marriage . kay : miguel would love me if you and charity had n't been butting your nose in where it does n't belong . you know , i might have actually had a shot at happiness with him . but that 's the last thing you care about , right ? i mean , you 'd rather fawn all over your niece than support your daughter . and i 'm the one who needs the help , mom . well , you know what ? do n't bother feeling conflicted anymore , because you 've made your choice . and now i 'm going to make mine . i was actually thinking about coming home when i got closer to my due date , but i 'm not going to anymore , mom , because i do n't want to be kicked around by you ! i 'm never coming home again ! grace : oh , kay -- luis : i was just telling my ma about -- about last night , about that stalker 's out to kill sheridan and how i 'm not going to rest until we put him away . i just want sheridan to be safe , you know . antonio : thanks , luis . you 're the best brother anybody could ever ask for . pilar : you both make me so proud . and if your father were here , he would feel the same way . antonio : so did luis tell you the good news about beth ? pilar : yes , he did . antonio : you know , i did n't want to talk about it when we were out at the wharf , but i 've had a night to sleep on it . when 's the date ? luis : well , beth and i still have n't made plans . no . we got to sit down and discuss our future . hey , but when we do , you 're going to be the first to know , all right ? antonio : all right , i 'd appreciate that . luis : yeah . look , i 'd better get down to the station and see if there are any new leads on sheridan 's attempted murder . antonio : you 'll keep me posted , right ? luis : yeah . yeah . you can count on that . pilar : antonio , let me make you some breakfast , mijo . antonio : you know what , mama ? i 've got an errand i really need to run , but thank you . pilar : ok . antonio : see you later . pilar : all i ever wanted was for my children to be happy . sometimes , god , i do n't think that 'll ever come to pass . beth : charlie , calm down ! [ charlie pants ] charlie : i want some answers . now , the last thing i remember , i tripped over your mother 's damn walker down on the wharf ! and then the next thing i knew , i was -- you -- you look different today . what -- what 's different about you ? beth : i ca n't imagine . mrs. wallace : i told her the same thing , charlie ! charlie : yeah . something 's off . are you pregnant ? beth : me ? charlie : damn it ! some macho creep knocked you up and left you high and dry ? why did n't you tell me ? who is he ? i 'll track him down and kill him with my bare hands ! beth : no , just -- charlie : yeah , men think they can get away with anything ! beth : calm down , charlie ! charlie : the hell i will ! that 's why i hate them all so much . they 're only out for one thing and one thing only ! [ knock on door ] antonio : beth , are you there ? it 's antonio . i need to talk to you . charlie : that 's him , is n't it ? oh . he 's going to be sorry he ever laid a hand on my beth . gwen : ok . so , what are you going to say to luis ? sheridan : oh , my god . gwen : sheridan , you 're shaking so bad you ca n't even hold a cup . this has to stop . sheridan it is , gwen . it 's going to stop right now . gwen : but you ca n't give up . shsheridan : i have no other choice . my decision was made with beth 's baby . when i see luis , i 'm just going to have to tell him th h he has to be with her , that he and i ca n't be together anymore . gwen : he will never accept that . sheridan : well , he will when i tell him that i do n't love him anymore . gwgwen : comeere.e . grace : well , i do n't know how to reach her . seems like every time i see her i just make things worse . miguel : it 's not your fault , mrs . bennett . and if anyone 's to blame , it 's me . grace : no , no , miguel . you and charity are doing the right thing . and , tabitha , i 'm so grateful to you . i mean , with you taking her in . at least she 's nearby instead of someplace far away . tabitha : oh , it 's the least i can do after all the kindness you 've shown me over the years . do n't let kay upset you . girls her age , especially in her delicate condition , are prone to fits of emotion . she 'll come to her senses eventually . grace : yeah , i hope so . tabitha : i 'll go and check up on her . beth : i 'll be right there , antonio ! no , no , charlie ! stop . you 're making a big mistake , ok ? antonio did not get me pregnant . i swear it , all right ? he 's just a guy that i really need to talk to , honest . charlie : for real ? beth : you have my word . now , you go in the kitchen because he can not see us together if we 're going to carry out this plan to get rid of sheridan . charlie : we 're still in on that ? beth : yeah , of course we are . nothing 's changed . charlie : i 'm thelma to your louise ! beth : exactly . [ charlie laughs ] beth : we 're in this together to the end , ok ? now , you -- you go make yourself scarce while i talk to this guy , ok ? charlie : oh . beth : yeah , ok . and , you -- you go with her . mrs. wallace : no , i do n't want to go . beth : yeah , now . gwen : no . beth : and you make sure -- and you keep charlie quiet . ok , for god 's sake , do not let her overhear what antonio and i are saying . mrs. wallace : well , how am i supposed to do that ? beth : just do it ! and do not -- i repeat -- do not let her hear what we 're talking about . mrs. wallace : oh , ow ! you 're hurting my arm ! let go of me ! ow ! beth : do not mess with me , then . mrs. wallace : ooh ! ooh ! ooh , ooh . beth : ok , i 'm coming , antonio ! hold on ! just a sec . ok . i 'm here . oh , god , i 'm so sorry . ah , it 's been crazy around here . i just took this delivery for my neighbor . antonio : ok . beth : oh , come in . antonio : well , it 's true what they say . mothers - to - be do have a certain glow about them . beth : oh , thanks . i 'm so excited . do you want some tea ? antonio : yeah , if it 's not too much trouble . beth : oh , it 's no trouble at all . precious ! antonio : precious ? beth : yeah . precious , could you make us some tea , please ? do n't -- do n't ask . it 's a long story . mrs. wallace : whew . oh , i do n't care what beth does to me . i got to find a way to stop her . charlie : what are you doing ? she said to wait for her in the kitchen . mrs. wallace : yeah . i am just concerned about leaving my bethie alone with that man that dropped by . you never know what these brutes are going to do when they 're left alone with a young , very attractive woman . charlie : do n't i know it ? mrs. wallace : oh , yeah . mrs. wallace 's voice : just wait till charlie hears all your secrets , bethie . you 're toast . gwen : you ca n't tell him that . you love luis , and he loves you with all of his heart . sheridan : what choice do i have when we ca n't even be together ? i have to do what 's right for beth and luis ' baby . gwen : what about your baby ? sheridan : well , i mean , antonio could still be the father . he 'll make a great father . you know that , gwen . please , look , just do n't make this any harder for me than it already is , ok ? i know what i have to do for everyone 's sake . i just have to tell luis that i -- i 've fallen outf f love with him . kay : dn n her . how dare she love charity more than she loves me . tabitha : well , i do n't blame you in the least . what can i do to help ? kay : helpe fi aayay to d destroy her ? ? tabitha : who ? charity ? kay : no . my mother . halifax . where gardens are heththanand arearnene .. see , they banned pesticides that health canada 's been too busy to rule on . so , unless you 're a haligonian , you could have troubles right in your own backyard . tonight 's global national with kevin newman . charity : i feel terrible . none of this would be happening with you a kayay if it were n't for me . grace : no , sweetie , do n't even think it , ok ? like i told miguel , this is not his fault , it 's not your fault . look , all you guys did was fall in love . you just want to be together for the rest of your lives . d d th 's 's what you should do . charity : what about kay ? grace : well , you know what ? kay is my daughter , and we 've always been close , except r r the last yeaoror so . so i have no doubt tt we 're going to be able to overme these problems . yoknknowi i ow that ep down , kalolo a am much as love he yoyou do n't anant . kay : yes , io , more than i veve ever antng in my entire life ntnt to hu my mother t t she 's hurt me , tithawant to destroy her li forever . beth : so , what brings byby this rnrning ? ththanyoyou , pcious.s . well , luis is probably going to kill me for but businesesbut i thought it wou b idea if sheridan and you guys plan your wedding . charliweddin shh , shh , shh . to find out is w charlie : fifiwhat the hl ' l 's going on ? mrs . shh , shh , shh . my daughter has been tellingyou es . onbibig fat whoppe afother . bebeth : that is t thoughtful . i'totouched . charlie : i 'm going to sho heher o 's s gog g to be touche gwen : plea , , ereran , eaea donush lulu into m mryrybe . i i ananyoyou n ' n't lie to h and d ll h h yououono n't love hiananorore . dadarnt . spoooo i i late e for d docto poinenen witay here and d lk to o yololoerer .. sherid : ne , gwen you rualalong . gwen : ju plelease , please promisethat you 'll ha in there , k , nd w w't do anything rash sheridan : t in or y y 'll be l lat gw : well , u u e oror ce e time e u wantto talal ot , .. sheridan : you 're such a a odririth gwen : u 're w w ereran : w . gw : by shshan bye.e . [ kno ododoor ] eran : atatidid you u lulu : we neeeed to t idan : yes , we . y : nt m mlose e most preciouthin in her liffather . sa itite yoyou veere , ivy arlie : u 're g going to be sosoorry you betrarad d ! shsheridan : go awa t to beth goe e hewowo gogot prnt , edon'wantnt to e e u anymymore !
kay is infuriated when kay and miguel happily tell grace their a happy couple again . precious has a special delivery and beth makes a fake pregnant tummy out of sugar . charlie bursts in and demands answers . pilar and luis talk about what has happened with beth . sheridan also tells gwen what has happened and gwen tells her she is very suspicious of her and her motives .
whitney : why , god ? why did you have to bring me here to rome of all places -- the city for lovers ? it 's just such torment for me because chad and i always dreamed of coming here together . but the man i love is my half brother . oh , god , i 'm such a sinner . i mean , no matter how much penance i do , it 's never going to be enough . i just ca n't seem to escape my sins no matter what i do . oh , god -- god , please -- please , just help me . please , god , help me . man : i will help you , whitney . as soon as you help me . [ scene_break ] sheridan : [ sighs ] it 's an impossible situation , is n't it ? ethan : mm - hmm . sheridan : i love chris , and i know you love gwen . ethan : yes , i do . i do , but i -- sheridan : but it 's not the same kind of love you feel for theresa or the same love that i feel for luis . ethan : you know , i was thinking about something . what if -- what if we were n't so honorable about our marriage vows ? sheridan : but we are . ethan : i know , i know . but just suppose just for a minute that we -- i know it 's crazy to even think it , but will we always hold fast to our convictions ? i mean , could there ever be something that happened that would make your love for luis and my love for theresa just win out over everything else ? [ scene_break ] chris : maybe theresa is right . maybe sheridan does love luis more than she loves me . theresa : uh , chris , i 'm sorry . that was actually my mother on the phone . she tried to convince luis to not leave harmony , but he refused . so , he is on a flight to rome as we speak . prepare yourself , because the moment he comes back from rome and brings marty to sheridan , you two will be finished . [ scene_break ] fox : i just hope that whoever miguel was kissing was n't kay . because so help me , god , if it was , there 's going to be hell to pay . [ scene_break ] miguel : how are you feeling ? still cold ? kay : uh , i am a little warmer . miguel : not warm enough . kay : thank you . miguel : thank you ? what are you thanking me for ? i 'm the one that got you into this mess . kay : i know , but even so , thank you for being here for me . miguel : i always will be . i promise i 'll never leave you again , kay . you mean too much to me . [ scene_break ] tabitha : kitty , kitty , kitty ! come on , fluffy . i have a lovely fish dinner waiting for you . yummy , yummy , yummy ! mermaid : no , do n't turn me into cat food ! [ screams ] tabitha : puss , puss , puss ! come inside to eat . mermaid : please do n't let that cat in . tabitha : [ chuckles ] and she just loves to play with her food . a nibble here , a nibble there with her big , sharp teeth . i 've seen her keep a mouse alive for hours . mermaid : no ! no ! tabitha : but i could be persuaded to keep her outside if -- mermaid : anything ! i 'll do anything . tabitha : then disappear . go back into the fairy tale book you came from , or wherever that was , and leave miguel alone . mermaid : no , i want to stay . tabitha : oh , fluffy . i have a treat for you . come inside . fresh mermaid tartare . so , what 's it 's going to be , dear ? hmm ? are you going to leave now or are you going to become fluffy 's sushi combo platter ? mermaid : no , no , no , no ! [ scene_break ] theresa : look , i do n't mean to sound hard , ok ? you seem like a really nice man . i just think that it 's best for you to make a clean break now . chris : of course you 're hoping she takes him back . he is your brother . theresa : but even if he was n't my brother , i 'd be telling you the same thing . you do n't know what those two had . i mean , when they were together , it was like they were enclosed in some kind of magic bubble where the rest of the world did n't exist . now , when two people love each other like that , anyone else is just like a third wheel . and it changes them , chris . now , whether i hope sheridan and luis get back together -- it does n't matter , because i know they will . you are the one who is going to be left out in the cold when they do . [ scene_break ] ethan : i mean , does that worry you ? that something might happen that would just completely make you abandon your commitment to chris ? sheridan : or make you abandon gwen ? you make it sound like that 's what you want to have happen . ethan : no , no , no . it 's just -- it 's just conjecture . sheridan : well , i hope you 're wrong . i hope that we can stay strong to the vows that we 've made to our partners . i know we can . the truth is i do n't know if that 's possible . but if your love for theresa is as strong as my love for luis -- ethan : it is . sheridan : a love that strong is almost impossible to fight . we have to , ethan . at all costs , we have to . [ scene_break ] tabitha : what 's your decision , fishy missy ? either leave for good or fill my kitty 's belly . mermaid : [ sobbing ] but i want miguel . tabitha : fluffykins , you want some tartar sauce with your fish din - dins tonight ? mermaid : you 're so cruel . tabitha : decide . [ water gurgling ] what on earth ? something is going on here while i am wasting time with you . what ? what -- what is it ? oh , could it be that fox has found kay and miguel ? mermaid : no ! fox : i ca n't see . i 'm getting to that beach . i am going to find out who miguel was with . it 's not kay . tabitha : endora , did i or did i not ask you to get rid of that fog ? sweet pea , i know you want kay and fox to stay together , but it can not be . fox must find kay and miguel together on that beach in each other 's arms . and then fox will break off their engagement , and kay will be free to be with miguel . and miguel will never make love to charity again , and we 'll be safe forever . mermaid : but miguel is mine . tabitha : suppertime , fluffykins . fine , i 'm going to get rid of this fog myself . all right , here is your dark side forecast . clearing , clearing , magical skies off the coast of harmony . tabitha : there . what ? all that prep work and they 're not even kissing ? i do n't understand that . they were just about to make love . what -- oh , i see . you , endora . you stopped them . mermaid : good . tabitha : and you ! oh , i -- i see it all clearly now . oh , what a fool i 've been . endora conjured you up for one reason and one reason alone -- not to save miguel 's life but to distract him . to keep his love for kay from coming to full flower . they were just about to do push - push , and then you started calling him . oh , well , enough is enough . it is time to improvise . tabitha : listen up , you two . no more messing about . it 's time to do the bingo bango tango . hmm , hot sauce and chili peppers . ha , what better recipe for making whoopee ? hot chili peppers . [ explosion ] tabitha : ho ho ! there . that should raise the temperature on that beach , or i 'll eat my hat . miguel : kay ? kay : do you feel it , too ? miguel : uh - huh , like we 're in a dream . kay : i have n't had a dream like this in a very long time . tabitha : there now . everything is back on track . mermaid : you 're hateful . tabitha : are you still here ? that 's it . it 's time to say toodeloo . fluffy ! fluffy , come and get your num - num . mermaid : [ screams ] [ scene_break ] man : i can see you have been weeping . whitney : well , it 's just that rome is the city for lovers . and everywhere i look , i see couples who are filled with so much joy . and it 's like a knife through my heart , because i know that i 'm always going to be alone . and also because i know what it feels like to be in love that deeply . you know , i still love . it 's just that , well , my love is wrong and forbidden . man : and a sin . your love for your brother is an abomination . whitney : i know , i know , but i ca n't turn it off . no matter how hard i try , i just -- i ca n't get him out of my heart . i know it 's because i 'm weak . i 'm so incredibly weak . please , will you just forgive me , please ? will you grant me my peace ? man : only if you do as i ask will you find peace . [ scene_break ] theresa : i did everything that i could to let you down easy . you gave up a fortune to be with sheridan . chris : i do n't need your bribes , theresa . theresa : just do n't say that i did n't warn you , ok ? sheridan : has anyone heard from luis ? theresa : actually , my mother called , and he is on a flight to rome . sheridan : oh , no . theresa : yeah , she was pretty upset , too . sheridan : if only he had listened . maybe if i 'd tried harder , i could 've convinced him to stay . theresa : sheridan , it would n't have mattered . you ca n't stop true love . sheridan : maybe i could 've stopped him if you had n't given him a crane credit card . and who knows who is out there ready to do father 's bidding ? i mean , what if luis gets hurt or killed ? theresa : look , he would 've gone to rome to find marty for you if he had to swim all the way to italy , so do n't worry , ok ? and as far as your father is concerned , he is in a coma , and luis promised that he would be very , very careful . sheridan : luis is always careful , and he always ends up hurt . theresa : he will come back to you , sheridan . ethan : theresa , maybe we should give sheridan some time alone with her husband . theresa : ok . yeah , i 'll just put some fresh coffee on . ethan : do n't worry , ok ? sheridan : thank you . you know that 's a silly thing to say . chris : hey , look , i 'm sorry you 're so upset . but theresa is right , you know . luis would 've gone off to marty with or without any help . he is marty 's father . any father would 've done the same . sheridan : i know . and as much as i want marty home , i wo n't be able to live with myself if anything happens to luis . chris : look , i do n't want to add to any of your worries , especially since you 're pregnant with our child , but there is something i need to know , something i need to prepare for . if luis finds marty in rome and brings him home to you , what happens to us ? sheridan : i chose to be with you , chris . you know that . chris : people change their minds . are you going to stay with me or are you going back to luis and marty ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , fluffy , you sound so hungry . all that fresh seafood alive and wriggling . all that lovely protein . mermaid : please do n't let that monster in ! endora : the cat is coming . tabitha : i beg your pardon . are you calling my fluffy a monster ? mermaid : i have just begun to live ! tabitha : ugh . either you leave now , or i 'm going to have to let fluffy get rid of you , so what 's it going to be ? mermaid : [ screams ] i ca n't decide . tabitha : well , then i 'll decide for you , dear . tabitha : din - dins , fluffykins . fresh catch of the day . mermaid : that 's fluffy ? oh , what a sweetie pie . tabitha : endora , you naughty , naughty little demon . endora : [ laughs ] tabitha : that 's it . you 're grounded . no levitation for an entire month . oh , if she is this difficult now , what is she going to be like when she is a teenager ? i shudder to think . endora : ma , ma , ma , ma , ma ! tabitha : well , it seems i 'm going to have to get rid of you myself , miss fish . mermaid : you ca n't . you know the rules . you do n't have the power . you were n't the one who summoned me from my fairy tale . tabitha : blast it . she 's right . mermaid : only the little girl can send me back . tabitha : endora , forget about being grounded . in fact , i think you 're ready for night flying . just zap this manatee back where she came from . mermaid : endora , no . let me live . tabitha : throw her back in , endora . mermaid : please , honey , no . tabitha : dump her in the deep blue sea . mermaid : let me stay . i can help you . tabitha : oh , fiddlesticks . a mermaid ? ! mermaid : i can . i heard what you said . you need to find a woman for miguel to keep him away from this charity . tabitha : yes , a `` woman `` being the operative word . sharlene the tuna does n't exactly fit the bill . he will be with kay . mermaid : no , he can fall in love with me . tabitha : make love to a mermaid ? oh , oh , yes . oh , i 'm sure miguel would jump at the chance to make love to a smelly fish . oh , i can see it now . i 'm sure he 'd keep you in a tank in his mother 's backyard and throw you a bucket of chum every valentine 's . mermaid : but what if i was n't a mermaid ? tabitha : what ? mermaid : listen , sweetie , you could change me into a real woman . endora : [ babbles ] mermaid : then i could be with miguel . endora : [ babbles ] [ scene_break ] theresa : are you ok ? ethan : yeah , i 'm just -- just thinking a lot about sheridan , actually . theresa : yeah , well , it is a terrible situation . but i would n't worry too much , because true love conquers all . and when my brother luis comes back from rome with marty , they 're going to be together again the way they were meant to be . ethan : you just do n't get it , do you ? you see , sheridan and chris , they are committed . they got married . theresa : yeah , ethan , i know . and , actually , i do get it . i also get that sheridan only married chris because she thought my brother was dead . but he is alive . and she is going to listen to her heart , and they 're going to be together again . it 's inevitable , ethan . she loves him . ethan : she loves chris , too . theresa : not the way she loves luis . and she ca n't live her life without him any more than you can live your life without me . chris : sheridan , if luis finds marty , what does this mean for me ? what does this mean for us ? sheridan : to have marty back -- that would mean everything to me . chris : look , i know how you miss him , darling , but what does this mean for us ? sheridan : marty would be a family with us . with you , james , this baby i 'm carrying . i chose you to be my husband , and nothing is going to change that . we 'll be a family . chris : i love you , and i do n't mean to doubt you . but with everything that 's been happening -- sheridan : i love you , too . but remember , luis is marty 's father . he 'll have to be a part of our lives . chris : of course . sheridan : why does he have to be so pigheaded ? chris : luis ? sheridan : yes , i 'm terrified for him . he has put himself in terrible danger . chris : by searching for marty ? so did we . sheridan : yes , and we were almost killed . you do n't understand . my father will do anything to keep me from finding marty , and he has a special hatred for luis . he has tried time and time again to destroy him . what if he succeeds this time ? chris : sheridan , sweetheart , your father is in a coma , remember ? sheridan : is he ? chris : you know he is . sheridan : so we 've been told . but what if he is not ? i mean , i have n't seen him in weeks . what if he is out there somewhere implementing his evil plans ? [ scene_break ] man : your lust for your brother is a heinous sin , whitney . the only path to forgiveness lies through me . come . it is time to show you exactly what you must do to save your immortal soul . [ scene_break ] tabitha : do n't be absurd . you want to become human like in that silly fairy tale , i suppose . mermaid : yes . tabitha : uh - huh . mermaid : more than anything . tabitha : huh . mermaid : i want to know what it 's like to be warm - blooded . to be a real woman . endora , work your magic so i can be loved by a man . so i can be loved by miguel . tabitha : do n't listen to her , endora . mermaid : you sent me to save miguel when he was drowning . he was near death , and i breathed life back into him . and i have loved him from that moment . transform me into a real woman and i 'll solve your problem . miguel will be so in love with me , he 'll forget all about this charity . and kay and fox can stay together . endora : yay ! tabitha : do n't listen to her , endora . do n't trust her . i 've told you about mermaids . fickle and flighty . she may say she is in love with miguel now , but she could fall in love with the very next man she sets eyes on . mermaids are famous for falling in and out of love at the drop of a hat . and miguel deserves someone who can commit to him , like kay . mermaid : i adore miguel . i 'll never love another man . tabitha : oh , sorry , dear . nice try . but really , there is too much at stake for me to wager our fates on the fidelity of a flipping mermaid . forget it . endora : fin , fin , fin , fin , fin , fin . [ scene_break ] chris : alistair had a massive stroke . he 's been transferred to a extended care facility . if he came out of his coma , do n't you think his family would have been notified ? he is helpless , sheridan , and he is not going to hurt luis or anyone . sheridan : do n't kid yourself . you do n't know my father very well . chris : i know him better than you think . sheridan : he is like some black magic poisonous snake . you cut off his head , and he grows another one . chris : where -- where are you going ? sheridan : to this new hospital to check on my father . chris : at this hour ? sheridan : yes . i 'm terrified for luis . i wo n't be able to sleep until i know that my father is tucked up in a hospital bed in a coma . chris : like checking if count dracula is still in his coffin . sheridan : you said it , not me . [ scene_break ] man : my preparations have been made . it is time for you to learn what you must do for me . whitney : i 'm completely at your service , heavenly father . man : in the vatican , my representative here on earth , the pope , has a private chapel hidden in his quarters . in that chapel , i believe there is a chalice . and in that chalice , there is a clue . whitney : a clue to what ? man : whitney , if i wish for you to know that , i would tell you , would i not ? the clue is necessary for us to proceed on our journey . i wish for you to gain access to the pope 's private chapel in the vatican . find that chalice and bring it to me . but if it is not in that chapel , we must search further afield . the pope has many , many secret chambers hidden throughout the complex . whitney : but why ca n't you just have the pope bring it to you ? man : i do n't care for him to know that i am here on earth . it might disturb him in his duties . whitney : but , lord , it 's just that , you know , you 're all - seeing and all- knowing . why ca n't you look at the clue in the chalice in your mind 's eye ? man : you must not question me , whitney . when i take human form , i place certain limits on myself . and you -- you must endure trials if you are to save your soul . whitney : like -- like tests , right ? man : exactly . you must have faith that through your penance , you will gain entrance to my kingdom and not be damned to the fiery pits of hell . and if you complete the tasks that i set for you , i may grant you a second gift . i may save chad 's sinful soul as well as your own . whitney : thank you . thank you , heavenly father . i 'll do anything you ask me to do . but i just do n't know how i 'm supposed to gain entry into the pope 's private areas . i do n't even look like a nun anymore . man : observe . whitney : what 's that ? man : this is a virtual reality headset . once you put it on , it allows you to move about at will throughout a simulation of the vatican . a simulation that is correct to the smallest detail . with it , you can move about . yes , you can familiarize yourself with -- with all of the layout of the chambers of the vatican . whitney : like a computer game . man : exactly . whitney , with this device , you can learn how to gain access -- access to the pope 's private chapel . and then you can practice your route as many times as you like . because then , when the time comes for me to send you into the chapel for real , you will know the buildings of the vatican as if you designed them yourself . in virtual reality , whitney , you will learn every door , every window , every sight , every sound . once you have done that , i can send you into the pope 's private chapel . you can find the chalice , and you can bring it back to me without ever being seen . whitney : so i 'm like your burglar here on earth . man : i would n't choose that word . whitney : lord , i 'm sorry . i 'm just -- i 'm just really scared . man : i understand , whitney . but you must not fear . i am here for you , whitney . would i ever let anything bad happen to you ? heh heh . [ scene_break ] fox : there , the fog is finally thinning out . there 's the beach and the bonfire and -- is that miguel ? damn it , i 'm still too far out . it 's got to be him . but who is he with ? is that kay ? damn it , it better not be kay . i swear to god . [ scene_break ] tabitha : do n't even think about it , endora . you ca n't turn this -- this creature into a woman . if you want to turn her into something , how about a big steaming pot of bouillabaisse ? mummy 's a little bit peckish . mermaid : you 're horrible . tabitha : or better yet , zap her down to the cannery . let the cranes take care of her . canned mermaid . huh . that would make a nice change from tuna fish . [ water gurgling ] oh , kay and miguel are really going at it . my spell to clear the fog worked . and fox is almost to the beach . oh , hoo ! he 'll find kay and miguel in the arms of eros , and all our problems will be solved . kay and fox will break up , and kay will keep miguel from ever searching for charity again . mermaid : that 's not what you want , is it ? tabitha : stop trying to confuse my daughter . mermaid : please , endora , help me , and i 'll help you . change me into a woman -- a human woman with legs and a warm heart . i 'll make miguel fall in love with me . and fox and kay can stay together . tabitha : endora , do n't listen to her . it wo n't work . jacques cousteau could n't even fall in love with her . mermaid : it will work . but you have to decide now . your mother says fox is almost to the beach . change me into a woman before he gets there . hurry ! tabitha : do n't do it , endora . no , no , no , no , endora . do n't do it , do n't do it . endora : free ! [ scene_break ] ethan : you never stop , do you ? theresa : how can i ? you tell me you love gwen , but you 're really in love with me . ethan : i do love gwen . she is my wife , and we 're raising our daughter together . theresa : our daughter . ethan : theresa , jane is here because you tricked me into sleeping with you . theresa : you knew what you were doing , ethan . you admitted it yourself . ethan : momentary lapse . theresa : well , it 's ironic , is n't it ? our daughter is the only glue that holds you and gwen together , right ? why do n't you just tell me that ? ethan : you know , it 's pointless discussing this . theresa : no , it 's act -- no , it 's not pointless , because maybe if you tell me that , i can move on . so , if jane was never born , ethan , would you still feel compelled to stay married to gwen or would you be with me ? [ scene_break ] fox : there 's the beach . there 's the fire . and there 's -- endora : [ babbles ] tabitha : oh , endora , you have really gone and done it . woman : look at me . i 'm walking . ha ha ! tabitha : well , usually it 's one foot after the other , dear . woman : my dream has come true . oh , you adorable , wonderful , lovely little angel . you 're goodness personified . tabitha : i 'll have no swearing in this house , thank you very much . where did i go wrong , endora ? woman : endora , you wo n't be sorry . oh , i feel like dancing . [ laughs ] oh , just watch , endora . i 'll make miguel fall in love with me , and then fox and kay can stay together forever . endora : i ca n't believe it . tabitha : ooh . i hate to interrupt this little love fest , but time for a news flash . fox has found kay and miguel together on the beach about to do the deed . he has seen them with his own eyes , so you two are too late . woman : no ! endora : no ! [ scene_break ] theresa : tell me , if jane was never born , would you feel compelled to stay married to gwen or would you have come back to me ? [ phone rings ] ethan : hello , honey , how are you ? what ? oh , no . ok , gwen . i 'll be right there , ok ? all right , bye . theresa : what is it ? ethan : jane is sick . she is sick , and she is throwing up everything gwen is trying to feed her . theresa : oh , god . ethan : i got to go home . theresa : no , i 'm coming with you . ethan : no , theresa , no . theresa : jane is my daughter , and she needs me . [ scene_break ] chris : if alistair came out of his coma , do n't you think he would 've gone back home to reclaim his empire ? sheridan : not if he wants everyone to think that he is still out of commission . he loves to toy with people when their guard is down . chris : well , ok , then . let 's get this over with . i know he is in his room . sheridan : there 's only one way to find out . chris : oh , my god . sheridan : i knew it . he is not here . he 's not lying in a coma . he is out there somewhere , ready to strike . [ scene_break ] man : you are on a mission , whitney . tell me , what do you see ? whitney : it 's just -- it 's just so remarkable . i mean , it feels like i 'm really there in the vatican . man : memorize the floor plan and everything you see . remember , this is just a practice session , but soon i will really send you into the vatican . whitney : ok , i am -- i 'm rounding a corner now , and -- oh , wait , there . right there . man : have you seen it ? whitney : yeah , yeah , i think so . yes , yes , this must be it . man : excellent work , whitney . now enter . whitney : i ca n't . i ca n't do this . what if somebody sees me ? man : remember , this is not real , whitney . this is just a practice session . you 're invisible . you do n't exist . and when people think you do n't exist , you can get away with murder . [ laughs ] [ next_on ] sheridan : please , god , do n't let my father find luis . man : we work for alistair crane . woman : i 'm going to tell you everything .
whitney is helping `` god `` break into the vatican , using virtual reality to figure out how to do it . he seems to be enjoying himself for some reason . theresa tries to make chris see that once luis is back with marty , sheridan will drop him like a hot potato and go back to her real love - luis . chris tries to act like he does n't believe it , but he later has to ask sheridan for reassurance , which she gives him . theresa also tries to find out from ethan if jane is the only reason he 's still obligated to remain married to gwen , but before he can answer , she calls to tell him jane is very sick , and ethan and theresa both rush off to be with her .
julian : hello , eve . eve : ah . julian : i got the message you wanted to see me . there 's not a problem with fox 's treatment , is there ? eve : not that i 'm aware of . why ? julian : oh , father 's concern , that 's all . eve : oh . oh , actually i wanted to speak to you about our son . have you heard anything more about him from valerie ? julian : actually , no . not since she gave us the news he 's here in harmony . eve : oh , ok . julian : well , you know , actually , if you stop to think about it , valerie 's done more to find our son in a few short months than we 've accomplished since we learned that chad was my father 's son with liz . eve : i know , i know . i 'm just impatient to find our child , that 's all . are n't you ? julian : actually , i could wait years to find him . eve : julian ! how can you say that about our son , knowing that he 's here in harmony ? [ scene_break ] woman : oh ! jeez , i did n't hear you coming . i thought you were a cop at first , sneaking up on me . woman : be with you in a sec . woman : ah ! oh , yeah . that 's the feeling mama does this for . ah . so you want your usual ? [ scene_break ] fancy : ahem , uh , what do you mean there 's a problem with my application ? guard : he clued me in . fancy 's voice : oh , no ! the guard from luis ' trial recognized me . he told the other guard i 'm not faye canton , i 'm fancy crane . second guard : someone was bound to notice sooner or later . guard : so there 's no way you would have gotten away with it . [ scene_break ] luis : ah ! now , hold on a damn minute . who the hell do you think you are coming in here and kissing me ? [ scene_break ] ethan : hey , dad . sam : hey , ethan . listen , i have a forensics team over at the mansion right now , combing the secret passageways for clues to the blackmailer 's identity . ethan : uh - huh ? sam : so far , we got nothing . ethan : it 's not a surprise . i mean , this blackmailer is a maniacal genius . he or she has n't left any evidence anywhere . sam : well , maybe not . but this person will . ethan : better be sooner than later , because luis does n't have much time left . sam : yeah , i know . the thought of luis facing death by lethal injection for crimes he did n't commit makes me sick to my stomach . ethan : there 's a lot riding on nailing this blackmailer , dad . sam : beside miguel 's life sentence ? ethan : yeah , i 'm afraid so . sam : well , uh , what happened now ? ethan : i thought theresa was gon na leave jared to be with me , right ? since she had nothing else to lose because her brothers were already convicted . well , apparently , she has something else to lose . sam : i 'm listening . ethan : she made a deal with this blackmailer . apparently if she does what this freak wants , this blackmailer will make sure that her brothers do n't go to prison . sam : you 're kidding . ethan : no , i wish i was . sam : so what does this blackmailer want theresa to do ? ethan : just to go back to jared . sam : oh . ethan : and have his baby . [ scene_break ] theresa : hmm . jared : hey . [ door closes ] jared : come give your new husband a kiss . jared : mm , i missed you . theresa : i 'm really sorry that i was n't able to get to you sooner . it 's just , you know -- it 's kind of been one thing after another . jared : yeah . i know you 're upset about luis and miguel . theresa : oh , more than ever , actually . jared : i understand . oh . it 's hard to be separated from someone you love , to be cut off by circumstance . that 's the most horrible thing in the world , to love someone and not be able to be there with them . theresa : yeah . yeah , it 's hell . it 's killing me . [ scene_break ] eve : julian , how can you say that you could wait years to find our child ? especially after valerie told you that he had such a difficult time in foster care ? julian : wait , no . you misunderstand me . of course i want to find our son . it 's just that ... eve : what ? julian : well , it seems lately the only contact you and i seem to have is when we discuss the search for our son . and i -- i ca n't tell you how much spending time with you means to me . eve : oh , julian . julian : no , no , i know , i know . i know you 've moved on with your life . you 're back with t.c . , and due in large part to my bad behavior after his stroke , and ... eve : you were so , so unkind to me , julian , and so unfair . julian : mea culpa a thousand times . it 's just that any excuse to be with you seems to make my day . eve : i did n't know that you still felt that way . julian : i do . i think about us as a couple . recently and way back when , what could have been , what should have been -- you know , the two of us together ? eve : oh , julian . oh . julian : eve , i long for those days . i 'd give anything if i could go back . but i -- i know i ca n't , so being with you like this has had to do . but i 'm still selfish enough to want to make the most of it . yes , of course i want to find our son . but i can wait because i know that once we find him , we 'll never be this close again . eve : that 's not necessarily true . julian : why not ? eve : just because . julian : why not , eve ? eve : because , to tell you the truth , i -- i find myself looking back at the old times , and the love we shared . as a matter of fact , i -- i think about it all the time . [ scene_break ] fancy 's voice : they know i 'm fancy crane , heiress ! not faye canton , prison guard . fancy : i 'm sorry , i thought i was being careful . guard : it 's pure luck i even noticed . second guard : sign your name swearing everything you put down is true , and you can get started . fancy : oh , that 's the problem ? guard : you forgot to sign your application . those pinheads in administration will have a meltdown if you started without your paperwork being in order . fancy : heh . we do n't want that . guard : no , we do n't . fancy : there . guard : congratulations . welcome aboard . you can start tonight if you want . fancy : fine by me . guard : good . like i said , we 're short - staffed . one guard 's dead and two are still in the hospital after an incident last week . better call your boyfriend , tell him you wo n't be home tonight . fancy : what ? oh , yeah , right , i will . guard : we 'll go get your uniform and then you 'll start on your first assignment . fancy : [ silently ] thank you ! [ door closes ] fancy : [ normal ] ok . hopefully i 'll be assigned to the cellblock luis is in . i just hope he 's not feeling forgotten . [ scene_break ] luis : mm -- ah ! luis : now i know that i am new to prison life , but what the hell happened to shaking hands when you first meet someone ? i do n't like guys . and i do n't like people that i do n't know sticking their tongue in my mouth . not that you 're a bad kisser , but ... the point is , if you value your life , you will not do that again . luis : oh , my god . it 's you . [ scene_break ] sam : the blackmailer told theresa that she has to stay married to jared and have his baby ? ethan : yeah . if she does , the blackmailer 's promised to make sure that her brothers ' convictions are overturned . so i have to find this blackmailer before theresa gets pregnant . sam : so theresa 's going to do what the blackmailer wants ? ethan : she feels she has no choice . this blackmailer has her convinced that her brothers would n't even be in this position right now , if she had just stayed away from me . ivy : [ softly ] well , theresa 's managed to make a bad situation worse . ethan : i love her . i just want to raise a family with theresa . that 's all i want . ivy : oh , just what the world needs , more of theresa 's spawn . sam : we 're searching for the blackmailer , ok ? so do n't give up . he or she will be found . ethan : when ? i mean , we 're running out of time . i mean , if theresa has sex with jared , then -- then what , huh ? sam : maybe he 's too weak . ethan : no , theresa has her -- has her ways . i just ca n't believe that my life , my whole future , is dependent on some -- some damn blackmailer . sam : son , if you love theresa , and i know you do , then you got ta do whatever it takes to be with her . do n't give up on her like i did with your mother . listen , i could have changed ivy 's mind if i just had n't given up . she was my first love . my deepest , strongest love . and i regret letting something get in the way of that . sam : listen , do n't let my history with your mother repeat itself with you and theresa . that 's all i 'm saying . [ scene_break ] jared : trust me . luis and miguel will be all right . and the truth will come out that they 're being set up , and they 'll be released from prison . theresa : you 're right . you are . ca n't say how exactly , but , yes , luis and miguel will be free , and soon . jared : well , what was that for ? theresa : oh , do i need a reason to kiss my husband ? jared : absolutely not . theresa : so ... did i miss anything ? jared : oh , just me missing you . theresa : well , i 'm here now . and we did just get married . jared : that 's right . mr. and mrs. jared casey . it 's got a great ring to it , does n't it ? theresa : it does . you know what would be even better , though ? jared : what ? theresa : mr. and mrs. jared casey and family . jared : and i 'm going to be an excellent father to both jane and little ethan . theresa : what about being a father to our baby ? jared : you mean -- theresa : i want us to have a baby together . right away . [ scene_break ] julian : i mean , really -- you still think about us and the old days when we first fell in love ? eve : i look back at that time , and i wish that we 'd been able to make it then . because underneath the mess that we made of everything , we had a wonderful love . and it just breaks my heart to think that we lost it all . julian : it was all my doing . eve : no . no , i was partly to blame . but most of all , it was alistair who did us in . julian : my father , the old bigot , somehow made me feel guilty for loving you . and that guilt -- well , then , i started the drinking and the drugs and dragging you down with me . eve : but at least we can look back at it now with a clear eye , and see that alistair tortured us both -- julian : hmm . eve : ripped you away from me , and stole our child . julian : my father could never steal my love for you , not then , not now , not ever . eve : no . alistair could never steal that away . julian : it was left for me to ultimately ruin us . i -- eve : mm . julian : i kick myself for my stupidity . eve : no , julian , do n't . just -- just let it go . julian : but at least something good came out of our relationship . a son -- we conceived a son in love . and i -- i just hope that that love has followed him his whole life , despite his problems in foster care . eve : oh , i hope so , too . well , valerie said he 's here in harmony . but where ? and what is he doing ? [ scene_break ] woman : that do it for you ? good . woman : you want a hit , baby ? sure , i 'm nothing if not obliging . woman : [ gasps ] [ scene_break ] luis : oh , my god . sheridan , what are you doing here ? sheridan : i could n't be away from you a minute longer . luis : you -- you 're crazy , you know that ? i 'm on death row . sheridan : i could n't wait for ethan to win your appeal , so i did whatever i had to to be with you again . luis : yeah , but i -- sheridan : i know , i love you , too ! [ scene_break ] ivy : sam 's right . love is the most important thing . sam : look , go tell theresa that her staying with jared and having his baby is a huge mistake . ethan : i completely agree , dad , but she 's consumed with saving her brothers . sam : hell , we all are ! look , the key is to find the blackmailer , not have another man 's child . now , go convince theresa . let her see that she ca n't turn her back on your love no matter what . now , do n't let theresa stay with jared , like i let ivy stay with julian . ivy : sam , ethan , i 'm sorry . i mean , am i interrupting something ? sam : ivy , what are you doing here ? ivy : i just -- i came to talk to you , sam ... about grace . sam : ethan , you go ahead , and i 'll deal with your mother . ivy : i 'm sorry . did i get in the middle of something ? sam : i was talking with ethan about theresa . ivy : why ? is n't theresa jared 's problem now ? ethan : mother . you know i love her . she belongs with me . she does n't belong with jared , all right ? ivy : theresa belongs sealed in a vault where she ca n't hurt anyone else . sam : ethan loves her . and theresa loves him . they should be together . it 's as simple as that . ivy : sam . you should know that nothing is simple where theresa is concerned . i bet she 's already made a complicated mess out of her marriage to jared . [ scene_break ] jared : tess ... are you sure you want to have a baby with me right away ? theresa : yes . i 'm desperate for us to start a family , and sooner -- the sooner , the better . jared : well , i think it 's a great idea . theresa : yeah . i mean , being married to you and having a baby together -- it 's all i 've thought about . [ scene_break ] eve : what valerie said about our son in foster care , that there were problems -- oh , god , i hope he overcame them , and that he found love and happiness . because i hate to think of him having his heart broken , or experiencing the kind of pain that could turn to hate . julian : in other words , you hope he was spared what i -- what i did to you . eve : oh , no , julian . i hope he 's never known the kind of hurt and anger that i caused you . when i went back to t.c . after his stroke , i betrayed our love and i betrayed you , and i will never forgive myself . julian : now , eve ... eve : i hate to think that our son could experience such hurt that he would act out of an uncontrollable rage . [ scene_break ] woman : [ gasping ] ah ! no , no ! ah ! no ! please ! we 're friends ! i never ... dissed you for being ... a ... ah ! [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , stop ! stop , ok ? oh , my god -- you 're not even supposed to be here . sheridan : i told you , i could n't stand not to see you again . luis : mm - mm . it was n't your choice . i put you and fancy on the `` no visit `` list for a reason . it kills me to see either one of you . sheridan : oh , it was killing me not to see you , so here i am ! i knew that once we were together , everything would be ok . luis : ok ? sheridan , we 're in a prison . sheridan : i know , it 's kind of exciting , is n't it ? luis : exciting ? how did you even get in here ? sheridan : oh , please do n't be angry with me . luis : ah , it 's just to be able to do something like this . sheridan : well , i -- i made a few phone calls , bribed a few people , and , voila ! here i am ! luis : ca n't even believe that you 'd know people who could help you do this . sheridan : well , i -- i do n't . i called someone in crane security who used to work for my father . i told him what i wanted , and he made it happen . luis : well , still , it 's not right . sheridan : right , wrong , what difference does it make ? i 'm here with you , the man i love , and no one can take me away from you . no one . [ scene_break ] fancy : so , uh ... where is that scum i saw on tv earlier ? the perp that was convicted of two murders , arson , and rape ? guard : luis lopez - fitzgerald ? he 's in cellblock d , there . fancy : really ? guard : yeah , he 's supposed to be on death row . but we have so many men dying to get out of here that we put lopez - fitzgerald in d block , until there 's a vacancy for him at the last stop motel . [ laughs ] fancy : [ laughs ] good one ! guard : come on . i 'll show you a cop turned killer . fancy 's voice : i 'll finally get to see luis ! [ scene_break ] jared : i love you . my beautiful wife . theresa : i love you . theresa 's voice : i do . just not the way i love ethan . jared : we 're going to have the most beautiful baby . we 're going to make it tonight . theresa 's voice : i 'm sorry , ethan . so sorry . [ scene_break ] sam : go to theresa , ok ? tell her that you should be together . i mean , having jared 's baby just to appease this blackmailer is a huge mistake . ivy : what ? ethan : no , nothing , mother . it 's a long story . the less you know , the better . sam : ethan 's right . he 's a grown man . he should n't have anyone to tell him who or what should make him happy , so just back off . ivy : fine , i will . ethan : really ? ivy : really . i want what 's best for you , ethan . i always have . ethan : ok . well , what 's best for me is theresa . ivy : [ whispering ] ok . ethan : i 'll be in touch . sam : ok . ethan : thanks . [ door opens and closes ] ivy : do you really , really think that ethan will be happy with theresa ? sam : you know , i do n't know . but the only chance that a person has to be happy is to be with the person that they truly love . ivy : the way you used to love me ? sam : yes , ivy . i truly loved you . ivy : is that why you sent ethan after theresa , because you can see that he really loves her ? and it makes you think of the way you loved me , and that you regret that things did n't work out between us ? sam : look , we -- we 've talked this to death . but ... i 've told you that one of my biggest regrets is not keeping you with me when you came to me the night of your wedding with julian . i regret letting you go back to him , back to the cranes . sam : i loved you , ivy ... with my heart and soul . not keeping you with me then is probably one of my greatest mistakes . ivy : well , i 'm here now , sam . and there 's nowhere else i 'd rather be . [ scene_break ] julian : you regret going back to t.c . ? eve : [ sighs ] i regret how i dealt with t.c . 's stroke . you were right . i should have kept my distance emotionally , but i just felt so guilty . julian : about what ? t.c . is the one who ended your marriage . eve : oh , but i gave him more than enough cause by lying about my past all those years , pretending to be the perfect wife and mother and role model for whitney and simone , when i was anything but . but the point is that i let my guilt cloud my thinking . and i was so determined that i was going to put what i had broken back together again before moving on with you , that i convinced myself that it was all gon na work out somehow . and that i could actually just -- i could have it all . julian : see , but i just -- i would n't let that happen . eve : and i should have dealt with your feelings so much better . julian : you should n't have had to deal with me at all . eve : no . no , that 's not true , julian . just stop . you were right to feel angry and upset and hurt . and you saw what i could n't see , that i was trying to put my family back to the way it used to be , which is impossible ! i do n't love t.c . the way i used to . and whitney 's a grown woman with a child of her own . and simone 's still grieving over rae . and t.c . senses that i do n't love him , the way i used to or the way i should . and that 's because i still love you . julian : you have no idea how i 've wanted to hear those sweet , soft words from you . i never thought i would after the horrible things i said to you . eve : you were hurt because i hurt you . julian : even so -- [ knock on door ] woman : dr. russell ? i 'm sorry to interrupt , but you 're needed by a patient . eve : thank you , nurse . so can we finish this later ? julian : yes . i understand , of course . julian : who knows ? maybe next time we meet , we ... we 'll have news from valerie about our son . [ scene_break ] guard : say again ? fancy 's voice : my disguise and fake id are working ! i 'm actually going to get to see luis . guard : got it . there 's an altercation over in cellblock `` a. `` we have to get over there right now . fancy : luis ! [ scene_break ] luis : no -- no , sheridan . you should not be here . you know that i love fancy now ! now , even if we ca n't be together physically , i 'm not going to betray her . sheridan : luis , you have n't done anything wrong . i 'm the one that found a way to be in here with you . i 'm the one that kissed you first . does n't that prove how much i love you ? luis : i do n't know -- sheridan : just like the way you snuck into the mental ward to be with me . luis : exactly . and as i recall , i made things worse . sheridan : but -- luis : just like you 're doing now ! sheridan : i 'm here with you , we 're together , and no one is the wiser . so how is that bad ? luis : well , it 's bad if someone finds out and then the both of us are going to get in a lot of trouble . sheridan : you worry too much . luis : and you 're not thinking straight . sheridan : excuse me ? luis : you need to leave . you need to leave now , sheridan . [ scene_break ] ethan : i just have to convince theresa to leave jared and be with me . ethan : and i 'm too late . [ scene_break ] sam : yeah , you 're here , ivy . you 're here and grace is n't , because of what you did to her and my family . ivy : i 'm sorry , sam . i 'm sorry , and i know i will say this till my dying day . i am so sorry for everything i did . i know it was horrible , and it was wrong , and i am a monster for doing it . i know that , but ... sam : what ? ivy : when we were in eve 's office and theresa was going to marry jared , you -- you kind of hinted that there might be hope for us . and just now , you told ethan not to give up on the woman he loves . that 's all i ever did , sam , that 's all . and i know what i did was n't right . but i love you , sam . i always have . i always will . always . just please ... just remember that , and maybe remember a little bit of what you used to feel for me . sam : well , remembering it is one thing . but trying to rekindle it now , after everything that 's happened ? ivy : [ sighs ] oh . damn alistair . damn that old bastard . even dead , he 's making my life a living hell . you know , it 's -- it 's not bad enough that he and my father conspired to keep us apart and have me marry julian . the torture did n't end there . no , it was living in that house . i just told sheridan -- living in that house with all of that evil everywhere ! i tried so hard to stay good , i tried for my children 's sake , but somewhere along the line -- i do n't know , i just became evil , too . it took the horror of what i did to you and grace to make me realize how far i 'd fallen . ivy : anyway , i did n't come here to argue with you about ethan . i did n't , and i ... i guess i just needed to see your handsome face . and , uh ... and tell you i love you . good night , sam . sam : good night , ivy . [ door opens ] [ scene_break ] luis : i 'm serious , sheridan . you got ta get the hell out of here . sheridan : luis , calm down . the people i bribed told me if i get caught , i 'm on my own . so if a guard finds me , i go to jail . [ bars clang ] luis : oh , that 's a great plan , is n't it ? guard : what 's all the racket about ? and where 'd your new roommate come from ? [ scene_break ] nurse : oh , may i help you ? ethan : oh , no , sorry . i thought this was jared casey 's room . nurse : oh , it was . we discharged him a short while ago . mr. casey seemed more than up to be going home with his bride . ethan : i 'm sorry . you 're implying that jared casey and this woman were in this bed , doing something ? nurse : oh , well , mr. and mrs. casey were very close , and then i happened to interrupt them before they could actually -- uh , you know . that 's when it was decided that mr. casey could be discharged . ooh ! [ giggles ] from the hospital . he wanted to start his honeymoon tonight , so dr. russell signed off on him going home . ethan : ah , theresa left with -- with mr. casey ? nurse : oh , yes . mr. casey had that look in his eye that my boyfriend gets when he 's got ta have it . usually after watching wrestling on tv . hmm . i wonder if that means anything . ethan : i -- nurse : anyway , considering they 're newlyweds , i 'll bet they 'll be at it all night long . ethan : hey . thanks for the information . i got ta stop them . nurse : stop them ? ooh , it 'll take a crowbar to pry mr. casey off his new bride . [ scene_break ] sam : listen , i want you to give me an update every five minutes of what 's going on down there , you got that ? all right . eve : hi , sam . sam : hey . eve : you all right ? sam : uh , i just got news that there was a prostitute that was killed in the red light district . eve : oh , my god . first , there 's murdered johns , and now a murdered prostitute ? do you think the crimes are connected ? sam : i do n't think so . the johns were stabbed to death , the prostitute was strangled . eve : oh , god , who would do such a thing ? sam : someone very sick and twisted . sam : why are you here ? is t.c . all right ? eve : oh , yes . i was just on my way home , and i thought i 'd stop in and see if you knew how luis and miguel were doing . sam : well , i just came from visiting luis , and the guards , even the warden , seem to think he 's a good cop gone bad . they got it in for him . eve : oh , god . is there anything that you can do for him , sam ? sam : not really . eve : oh , i 'm sorry . i know how much luis means to you , how much he means to all of us . sam : is there another reason why you 're here ? because i got a lot of things going on . eve : oh , i 'm going . just -- before i do , sam , i want you to know that i still deeply regret that i let ivy blackmail me into coming between you and grace and your marriage , and ... i 'm just never going to forgive myself . sam : funny . ivy was just here earlier . said she 'd never forgive herself . i do n't know what to make of it . she seemed sincere , but ... eve : i think she was , sam . i think you should forgive her . sam : what ? eve : yeah , you heard me . i think that you should forgive ivy . [ scene_break ] julian : eve still loves me . julian : perhaps there 's a future for us . julian : oh . well , hello , ivy dear . would you care for a cognac ? ivy : you ruined my life , and now you are going to pay for it ! [ scene_break ] fancy : whew ! wow . guard : and how . that 's the third prisoner in `` a `` block whose `` friends `` tried to drown him in the toilet after they ... well , you know . fancy : heh - heh . yeah . guard : faye , i like the way you handle yourself . whoever trained you did a great job . fancy : thanks . my training officer was the best . a really special man . guard : well , you need to remember everything he taught you . i 'm assigning you to `` a `` block for the rest of your shift . fancy : oh . i was hoping i could work in d block where the new prisoner is . guard : that 's the second time you 've mentioned luis lopez - fitzgerald . why do you want to be assigned to his cellblock ? you hot for the guy or something ? fancy : [ scoffs ] [ scene_break ] luis : well , i was just -- you know , i was just saying that i could really go for some coffee . guard : coffee . luis : yeah . guard : would you like an eclair with that , or perhaps a white chocolate mousse ? luis : no , i was actually just thinking coffee . guard : you playing me , punk ? luis : no , sir . guard : better not be . who the hell are you ? luis : he does n't talk much . guess the warden sent him to keep me company . guard : ah . it 's your lucky night , luis . make all the noise you want . i wo n't hear a thing . luis : oh . sheridan : what a horrible man . luis : yeah , you think ? you see what i 'm saying ? you so do not fit in here . sheridan : well , i 'm not going anywhere . i am staying right here in your arms . luis : no , sheridan , please . stop . sheridan : no . i 'm not going to stop , not until you make love to me . luis : no , because i am with fancy now . sheridan : but she 's not here . i am . and i know you still want me . make love to me , luis . make love to me all night long . [ scene_break ] jared : i love you . theresa : i love you . and being with you right now is something i 'll never forget . jared : i 've been dreaming about having a child with you . theresa 's voice : why am i doing this ? it 's for luis and miguel . to fix the mess that i made with ethan . [ door opens ] ethan : theresa ? you ca n't do this ! [ next_on ] guard : what 's your connection to luis lopez - fitzgerald ? sheridan : i 'll make you forget all about fancy . eve : ah . ivy : sam ! julian : eve !
the show opens up with a prostitute and someone that we do n't know who it is . by the middle of the show the girl is killed . ethan goes to see sam after theresa leaves him . he tells sam what theresa has to do . sam says not to give up . ivy over hears them talking . she goes to see julian . eve talks with julian about their son . she admits that she should have never gone back to t.c . afterwards eve goes to see sam . sam tells her about the killing of the prostitute . theresa goes to see jared and tells him that she wants to have his baby now . jared is released right before ethan gets there to see theresa . fancy gets the job as a prison guard . luis discovers that sheridan is his new cellmate after the kiss . he tells her to leave and does n't want to see her .
sam : nice day . ivy : yes . it 's one of those perfect spring days . why do n't you join me . sam : afraid i ca n't right now . ivy : ok . well , maybe next time . sam : i 'm afraid that 's not going to happen , either . it 's time for you to leave here , ivy . [ knock on door ] david : am i interrupting ? grace : no , david , not at all . come on in . david : i just wanted to have a word with you before i went down to see father lonigan this morning . grace : father lonigan ? david : do n't you remember ? i said i would sign the annulment papers so that you and sam could be free to marry . grace : yeah , of course . i 'm sorry .. do n't know where my mind was . actually , yes i do -- i just had another big argument with kay . david : i 'm sorry . is there anything i can do to help ? grace : um -- no . nothing i can think of , but thank you . david : grace , i just wanted to make sure that you still want to go through with it . do you wt me to o the annulment papers or not ? grace : yes , david i do . tabitha : you 're just upset with your mother right now . you do n't really want to destroy her life . kay : yes , i do . tabitha , i want her to feel the same hurt that i am feeling now times 10 . i want her to lose the person that she loves the most in this world at the hands of someone she thinks she can trust . tabitha : i assume you 're referring to her relationship with your father . kay : exactly . you know , if she were n't so busy coddling charity all the time , th may i iigig a actlllly have anance tbe h hpy so let her see how it feels when i come between her reconciliation with my dad . give me a potion i can use to break them up . tabitha : gim me , gim me , gim me . you ca n't just demand a magic potion and expect it to materialize . kay : well , why not ? what is the point of joining the dark side if i 'm not going to get what i want ? tabitha : i 'm not saying that you wo n't achieve your goal ultimately , but you 're going to have to do it the old - fashioned way -- lying , cheating , and manipulating . beth : so , what brings you by this morning ? thank you , precious . antonio : um -- well , luis is probably going to kill me for butting into your personal business , but i thought it would be a good idea if sheridan and i helped you guys plan your wedding . charlie : beth 's getting married ? to that copper luis ? mrs. wallace : i 'm afraid so , charlie . i 'm sorry to tell you this , but she has been using you all along . she never wanted you to know her whole plan . charlie : but i trusted her with my whole being . i mean , she was louise , i was thelma . i wo n't let her do this to me . mrs. wallace : no , shh , shh . no , wait , wait , wait . would n't it be better to hear the entire duplicitous plan before doing something rash ? hmm ? charlie : i guess so . mrs. wallace : yes . beth : that 's really sweet of you , antonio , but i 'm afraid what i really need help with right now is my mother . antonio : your mother ? beth : well , she gets worse every day . i swear , if she gets any more belligerent , i 'm going to have to put her in a home , and you know how horrific those places can be . antonio : yeah , i 've heard the stories . beth : much as i love my darling mom , i 'm afraid i 'll have no choice . it just depends how cooperative she is . luis : sheridan , we need to talk , all right ? can i come in ? sheridan : no , that 's not a good idea . luis : why not ? what , is antonio here ? sheridan : but i want you to leave .. luis : leave ? but , sheridan , i 've been going crazy trying to talk to you all night . come on , you got to give me a chance to explain about last night . sheridan : no ! luis , i mean it , all right ? i do n't want you in my house . there is nothing that you have to say that i want to hear . luis : sheridan , what are you saying ? come on . you ca n't mean that . sheridan : luis , you are making this harder than it has to be , ok ? look , just go away . go to beth . go to the other woman that you got pregnant because i do n't want to see you anymore . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life sheridan : luis , it is over between us . i do n't want to see you anymore . luis : look , sheridan , come on , you 're just -- sheridan , you 're just saying that because you 're upset about beth 's pregnancy . now , come on . we deserve to be together more than ever . sheridan , you are carrying a baby , a baby that i hope and pray is mine . sheridan : beth is pregnant with a child that we all know is yours , all right ? your brother could be the father to my child . luis : well , i do n't care . ok ? i love you more than anything , and i want to be with you , you ca n't be serious about sending me a away . beth : yoveve g to leleave him gut - punched , ngryry hurt , wowondering why e epuput up with u in t f firstlace shshid but how ? beth , how do i do that ? be : : by hittingimim where it rts , with everything tha you 've got . sheridan : no , i n't ow . be : : i i do , anifif you -- if you truly love m , 's t t o oy ththing you can do . shsheran : : haveve tdo whahat ' right t r bebeth and luis ' baby . gwen : what about your baby ? sheridan : well , antonio could still be the father . he 'll make a great father . you know that , gwen . please , look , just do n't make this any harder for than it already is , ok ? i know what i have to do for everyone 's sake . i just have to tell luis that i 've -- i 've fallen out of love with him . i 've never been more serious about anything in my life . all right ? luis , we tried . so why do n't we just cut our losses and move on -- you and beth , me and antonio . goodbye , luis . charlie : i 'm going to wring her neck till her head falls off . mrs. wallace : on second thought , you know , maybe it 's not such a good idea that you confront beth with any of this now . charlie : oh , the hell i wo n't . your daughter cheated on me . nobody stabs me in the back and gets away with it . mrs. wallace : well , i -- charlie : she needs to be taught a lesson . mrs. wallace : i could n't agree with you more . she is not to be trusted . she was born evil . charlie : do n't you dare talk about her that way . mrs. wallace : but you just -- charlie : i said she hurt me . she 's not evil . she 's just conflicted at having found herself in a situation at the hands of some sex - starved macho creep . she 'll be fine as soon as i straighten her out . mrs. wallace : no , no , no , no . not now . just listen to me , ok ? ok . your timing is all wrong . you just let beth finish her conversation with antonio , ok , and then you can ask her to explain , and everything -- everything will be resolved . hmm ? charlie : maybe . all right . i 'll give her a few more minutes with the guy . she better come up with a damn good explanation for all this hanky - panky . beth : i hate to speak ill of my own mother . i love her with all my heart . but she can be so -- how do i say ? -- difficult sometimes . antonio : well , you know what ? do n't feel bad , beth . i mean , from what i gather , you 've been wonderful to her . which is all the more reason that i thought it would be a go i idea if sheridan and i helped you and luis get married as soon as possible . i mean , that way , you could set up your house , you know , y c can start concentrating on your own little family , huh ? beth : oh . that is so sweet , antonio . antonio : do n't you be silly . you 're going to be a wonderful sister - in - law . [ noise ] antonio : what is that racket ? beth : oh , um -- mother 's just been dropping things lately . i 'm -- i 'm sure she 's fine . antonio : yes , but what if she fell ? i mean , she could be hurt . david : i just wanted to make sure before i committed myself to paper . grace : yeah , i can understand you double - checking . i mean , i 've gone back and forth on this so many times . david : it 's o.k .. it 's all right . i always knew it was a possibility . i mean , you did n't know we were married before you met sam until i came to town and told you . grace : you know , david , it 's not that i do n't care about you . i mean , you know that i do . and you have been so wonderful and -- david : grace , grace -- let 's just stop making it harder than it already is , ok ? let 's just get on with it . i 'll tell father lonigan that i 'm ready to sign the papers , and we will dissolve our marriage . and then you and sam can see to putting your lives back together . grace : what about that one question on the application ? david : you mean the one -- the one about whether i still love you or not ? well , i will just say i do n't . grace : you know , i was hoping that after all this time had passed , that maybe your feelings for me had changed . david : so , i 'm going to call father lonigan , and with any luck , you 'll have your annulment by the end of the day . grace : ok . thank you , david . sam : if you need any help with anything , i 'm sure jessica will help you out . ivy : sam , you ca n't mean this . i mean , you gave me no warning . you know i have no place to go that i feel safe and secure . sam : ivy , you can move back into the crane mansion and feel completely safe , especially now that theresa 's gone . you can move back into your own room and pick up your life exactly where you left it . ivy : no , you know that 's not true . julian would hate it if i moved back , and rebecca -- god knows how she would torment me . sam : you can handle rebecca in your sleep . besides , you have ethan and gwen as allies . they 'll be thrilled to have you home while they await the birth of their baby . ivy : and what am i supposed to do in the meantime ? sam : whatever you did before you left there . that 's your home . this is n't . ivy : i know . i understand that , but you have to understand that this comes as quite a shock . sam : well , it should n't . now , i told you when you first moved into the garage apartment that it would n't be for very long . ivy : i know , i know . it 's just -- well , could you just give me a few more days to look for some other place to live ? a week at the most ? sam : look , i 'd like to accommodate you , ivy . but i ca n't . grace and i are trying to put our lives back together . ivy : grace . she put you up to this , did n't she ? sam : no , not at all . ivy , when are you going to get it ? i love my wife , and i 'll do anything to make her happy . look , we want to rebuild our relationship , and we ca n't do that as long as you 're living under our roof . now , i 'm going to call ethan , tell him to come over , pick you up . now , why do n't you get your things together so you 'll be ready when he gets here . ivy : damn that grace . she 's going to ruin everything . oh . where do you think you 're going ? david : none of your business . oh , god . what is your problem ? ivy : what else ? the casserole queen . i sure hope you have n't signed those annulment papers yet . david : actually , i was on my way to do just that . ivy : well , thank goodness i caught you . you can not go through with this . david : oh , really ? who says ? you know , i am tired of you telling me what i can and i can not do . how about `` tough luck , ivy `` ? ivy : you are not going to sign those annulment papers . that 's an order . kay : lying , cheating and manipulating ? i 've been doing that since i could walk . if it were that easy to come between two people , tabitha , i would not be standing here asking you to help me break up my parents , i 'd be with miguel . tabitha : charming . do you want to come between your mother and father or not ? kay : yes . i want my mother to lose the most precious thing in her life -- my father . i mean , she deserves to lose him anyway after the way she 's been flirting with david hastings . i 'm going to show her what happens when she puts other people before her family . tabitha : are you talking about charity now or david hastings ? kay : both . i need your help . so are you going to give it to me or not ? tabitha : yes , i 'll help you , but now how you want . there is a way for you to come between your mother and father , but you have to do it yourself . kay : fine . i 'll do it . just tell me what i have to do . tabitha : come . tell me what you see . sam : try to get back to being that loving , happy couple , the bennett 's . grace : yeah , i would like that , sam . sam : grace , listen , the bottom line is i love you and only you . grace : i feel the same way about you , same . kay : my parents , madly in love . how am i supposed to break them up ? tabitha : actually , i do n't think it 'll be that difficult . now , listen carefully . i 'll tell you what you have to do . [ tv plays ] mrs. wallace : stop your blubbering , or i 'm turning the soap off . antonio : what 's going on ? is everything all right ? mrs. wallace : oh , hi , good looking . what was that ? you need a light ? antonio : no , i said , are you all right ? mrs. wallace : oh , of course i am . why would n't i be ? antonio : the noise . mrs. wallace : what noise ? antonio : you know , never mind . um -- look , does she do that all the time ? beth : only when she 's upset . hey , hey ! precious -- precious , i told you the pots and pans are not for playing . they 're not toys . antonio : is -- is she watching tv ? beth : oh , for heaven 's sakes . how could i forget about precious and her soaps ? god forbid anybody interrupt her while she 's watching her stories . she can get pretty worked up when things do n't go the way she wants . antonio : ok . well , you know what ? as long as everything 's all right , i 'm -- mrs .. wallace : oh , no , honey . no , i 'm sorry , i do n't have a light . antonio : ok . fine , mrs .. wallace . i 'll tell you what , good luck beth . i 'm going to go back and take care of sheridan . beth : oh , ok . antonio : i do n't like leaving her alone that long when there 's a crackpot out trying to get her , so -- beth : ok . antonio : bye . beth : bye - bye . thank you . antonio : call me if you need anything , ok ? beth : i will . see you . ok . well , that went well , do n't you think ? mrs. wallace : are you out of your cotton - picking mind ? you are lucky you were n't busted . i just saved your fanny for you . beth : go suck a rotten egg , mother . mrs. wallace : do n't you talk about my legs like that . one of my best assets . beth : oh , just lower your voice already . mrs. wallace : you should be singing my praises , covering up for you the way that i have after everything that you have done -- drugging luis , making him think that he made love to you . now the poor guy thinks he got you pregnant . beth : ok , shut up . now , where is charlie ? mrs. wallace : now , well you should ask because she is not too happy with you right now , missy . beth : i asked you a question . where is charlie ? mrs. wallace : well , that 's for me to know , you to find out . charlie : here 's charlie ! you 're going to be so sorry you betrayed me . luis : sheridan , please -- sheridan : are you thick , or what ? i said it 's over . luis : no . no , not when we 're -- sheridan , we were so close to having everything we 've always dreamed of . the baby -- sheridan : stop talking about my baby like you know it 's yours . yes , it 's possible , but it could be antonio 's , unlike your situation with beth , where we all know that you 're the daddy . you know what ? you should n't even be here right now . you should be with beth , making doctors appointments , coming up with baby names , getting married . in fact , you know what ? you 've got a lot to do , so if i were you , i would be on my way . luis : all right , sheridan . now , i do n't blame you for being angry at me for sleeping with beth . all right ? but i explained to you how that happened . sheridan : oh , yes , i know . i 'm a big girl . luis : that is not what i mean . look , i am just trying to fight for the two of us here . now , come on . we 're worth saving . we 're worth fighting for . look , sheridan , i know that this situation 's -- all right , look , it 's complicated , ok ? we 've made it through worse things than this , in this life and in other lives -- in ancient egypt , on the titanic . singer : oh , my love my darling i 've hungered for your touch a long and lonely time singers : time goes by so slowly and time can do singer : so much are you still mine ? singers : lonely rivers flow to the sea singer : to the sea singers : lonely rivers flow to the sea lonely rivers sigh wait for me wait for me i 'll be coming home wait for me luis : sheridan , i know that you are trying to do right by beth and antonio , but you ca n't throw our love away . all right ? listen to your heart , not just some misguided sense of obligation . that 's not going to do anyone any good in the end . sheridan , i love you with all of my heart . all right ? i know that you love me , too . sheridan : no . that is not true . luis : what ? sheridan : i did love you , luis , but i guess even love has its limits . look , it 's sad and i 'm sorry to say , but i just do n't love you anymore . you know , this whole situation with beth has just made me realize that i do n't feel the same way that i used to .. i want you to leave now .. look , what part of that do you not understand ? sheridan : luis ! david : i 'm out of the game ivy . m more playing puppet toto your twted d puppetr.r . ivy : i forbid you to sign those annulment papers . david : oops . too bad . i already promised grace i 'd do it . in fact , i 'm off to see father lonigan right now . ivy : well , why are you bothering with that , david ? we both know you never married her in the first place . oh -- or were you trying to hang on to that part of the little secret ? you know , david , i do n't think you 've thought this through very well , have you ? because as upstanding and self - righteous as you 're pretending to be -- hmm -- you forgot to mention to john and grace that you 've been lying since you came to harmony . david : there 's no need to hurt either of them by telling them that . ivy : oh , spare me , david . the only person you 're afraid of hurting is yourself . look , just forget the whole ridiculous notion of the annulment . come on , you can keep pursuing grace , the little hausfrau . i mean , we know you 've fallen in love with her . god knows what her appeal is . you can have your tomato soup cake and you can eat it , too . you can give john the mother he always wanted and can even have the wife of your dreams , to boot . david : are you blind ? i have tried to make grace love me , and it has n't taken . just as you 've failed with your manipulations with sam . i mean , how many times did you throw yourself at sam ? how many ? how many times have i opened my arms to grace so that she could cry on my shoulder ? it has n't done any good , ivy . their love is so strong that neither you nor i have a chance in hell of tearing them apart . ivy : he does want me to move out today . david : like i said , they always find their way back to each other . ivy : no , not this time , david , not -- not when i have gotten so close . i wo n't give up . kay : hey , let me guess . making another pact with the devil today ? david : i have no idea what you 're talking about . kay : oh , right . either way , you should both stick around because i think you may get what you want . david : ok , what did she mean by that ? ivy : do n't ask me to explain that little brat . but i , for one , am going to find out what she 's up to . grace : i 'm so glad you 're home . you just missed david . sam : what did he want ? grace : he 's signing the annulment papers . so not only will our marriage be dissolved legally but also in the eyes of the church . sam : it 's about time . grace : yeah . sam : well , i have good news , too . i 'm calling ethan to come pick up ivy . she 'll be out of the garage apartment by the end of the day . grace : oh , sam , i was beginning to think she would never leaves . you know , for the first time in months , i feel like we have some hope . sam : we do , and we n n start pulling our lives together right now . i 've missed you so much . grace : not as much as i have missed you . sam : no second thoughts about getting the annulment from david ? grace : i 'm just sorry that he has to lie to get the annulment . i mean , that i have to knowingly ashihim to commit a sin -- sam : listen , why do n't we let david worry about that part , ok ? grace : all right . sam : is that why you look so sad ? grace : no , it 's -- 's k kay aiain.n . sam : what happened ? grace : she was here while charity and miguel were here . you know , they 're back together . and kay blames me . i mean , no matter what i say , it just does n't work . i mean , she honestly thinks that i do n't love her . kay : you are such a hypocrite , mom ! sam : that is enough , kay . kay : of what , the truth ? oh , no , dad , you raised me to be honest . i have n't even begun yet . tabitha : oh , damn . kay : you know what i 'm talking about , do n't you , mom ? tabitha : i i hope i 'm not interrupting anything , but i whipped up a batch of cookies and i thought you might like some . sam : it 's not a good time right now , tabitha . tabitha : oh , dear . is something wrong ? kay : no . i was just telling my mother that she 's not the sweet angel she wants everyone to think she is . you know , this whole time , she 's been telling me to do the right thing and not come between miguel and charity because their love is so sacred and pure . and yet she 's committing the biggest sin of all . grace : kay , you 've lost me . kay : ok . i 'll spell it out for you . you want david to lie on his annulment papers so that you can get what you want . i mean , who gives a flying fig that he 's putting his soul on the line , right ? as long as everything works out for you . you think i 'm the selfish one in the family ? well , i think you are a bona fide bitch ! luis : i love you so much . you know , i do n't know what i would have done if you sent me away . what were you doing , anyway ? sheridan : i was just trying to do the right thing for beth and the unborn baby she 's having with you . i just could n't stay strong . i love you too much . luis : well , thank god . sheridan : sorry i 'm so selfish , but i just ca n't live without you . luis : it 's not selfish . i mean , we love each other , and we were meant to be together forever . sheridan : we 're never going to do it . i mean , it just seems so impossible . i mean , we 've tried so many times , and we 're just getting pulled apart in every direction . how are we going to battle against everything ? luis : hey , come on . we just have to stay strong , ok ? now , i know it 's hard , considering everything that 's happened . i spoke to beth today . sheridan : she 's in such a horrible position . luis : yeah . sheridan : what did she say ? luis : well , basically , that we have two options . sheridan : which are ? luis : well , the first is that she terminate her pregnancy . sheridan : she ca n't do that . i know she does n't want to . luis : no , she does n't believe in abortion , and she 's always wanted to have children . sheridan : and you . i mean , she must know how much family means to you , how important children are to you . luis : you know , basically , i told her it was n't an option . sheridan : what 's the other choice ? luis : that 's even more unthinkable . sheridan : what could be more unthinkable than having an abortion ? beth : stop it ! charlie , leave me alone ! you 're making a huge mistake ! charlie : the hell i am ! you let met down , beth . you used me ! you 're no better than one of those treacherous bottle blondes . beth : no , you got it all wrong . charlie : you lied to me . i overheard what you said to antonio . you just want to marry that guy luis . he 's the one who knocked you up , is n't he ? beth : mother , come on , help ! get her off me ! mrs. wallace : i 'm on my way . beth : precious , come on , stop watching the stupid television and help me ! now ! hey , i 'm the one that pays for all your bananas , remember ? oh ! charlie : get this monkey off my back ! ow ! i think she bit me ! beth : ok , ok . precious , get off . get off . charlie : all right ! damn it , all right ! ow ! she better not have rabies ! mrs. wallace : the only one who 's got rabies in this room , honey , is you . charlie : you tricked me ! you lied to me ! you made me care about you . and now it turns out you just wanted some man ? how could you ? beth : no , you do n't -- you do n't understand . charlie : i understand enough to know that i 'm being used . all you care about is marrying this man . you know , i bet you even want to renege on our deal to kill the rich , blonde bimbo , sheridan ! well , guess what -- i 'm going to call the cops , and i 'm going to tell them it was your idea to begin with , that they 've been hunting for the wrong person . you 're finished , bet you do n't get away with jerking me around ! beth : no ! no ! smooth backside rode us you 're down below tabitha : hey , hey -- that 's not very nice language from a young girl . kay : tabitha , this is between my mother and me , so butt out . sam : and me . now , i never want to hear you speak to your mother that way again . do you understand ? i want you to apologize to her right now . kay : no . daddy , i 'm sorry , but no . and i can not believe you 're still standing up for her after everything she 's done to you . sam : your mother and i are working out any problems that we 've had . kay : oh , really ? well , how do you know she 's not still manipulating you as she has been for months ? she 's still playing you for a fool , dad . sam : i am warning you , kay -- kay : no , dad , i am warning you ! maybe you 're so in love with her that you ca n't see what 's going on , but i can . she still has feelings for david . she 's still in love with him . grace : kay , that is not true . the only man i love is your father , kay : that is a load of bull , mom . you know , how dare you preach to me about right and wrong when you 're trying to juggle two marriages at the same time . everyone else around here thinks you are such a saint . but i 've got your number , mom . you are a traitor to everyone who loves you . and the only thing that matters to you is taking the easy way out . you keep telling me to do the right thing , to let miguel and charity stay together even though i am the one who 's pregnant with his child . grace : kay , miguel loves charity . kay : and i love miguel ! do you want me to deny my feelings and let my baby 's father marry my cousin ? you say that it 's going to be hard , but it 's the right thing to do . but it comes to your lives , and it 's do as i say , not as i do ? sam : what are you talking about ? kay : i am talking about your feelings for ivy and mom 's feelings for david . beth : do n't , charlie , you 'll ruin everything . charlie : you already ruined my life . now it 's your turn , beth ! you 're going to prison ! beth : no , but if i 'm behind bars , how are we going to kill sheridan ? do n't throw away all of our hard work and planning , charlie . charlie : what are you talking about ? beth : you 've got it all wrong . first of all , i 'm not really pregnant . charlie : you 're lying . beth : no , i 'll prove it . look . this baby -- it 's just five pounds of sugar . charlie : well , i 'll be . you 're not knocked up by that luis guy ? beth : no , and i 'm not marrying him , either . charlie : then why did antonio make out like you were ? he 's luis ' brother , is n't he ? he ought to know . beth : that 's just it . he does n't know . neither does anybody else . it 's all part of our brilliant scheme . charlie , i want everybody to think that i 'm pregnant . that 's how i 'm going to punish luis and get my revenge on sheridan for being so hateful and mean to me . charlie : yeah ? beth : yeah . it 's all part of the master plan . i was going to tell you last night , but then , you know , you passed out . everything 's going beautifully , charlie . we are this close to punishing sheridan and moving on with our lives . charlie : together , right ? beth : oh , yeah , of course together . it 's you and me from now on . charlie : thelma and louise ride again ! mrs. wallace : more like thelma and luis . beth : i just hate that you think that i betrayed you . charlie , i would never be disloyal to my one true friend in the whole world . you 're only one that really understands me , charlie . charlie : that 's what i 've been telling you . beth : so we 're straight on this , right ? charlie : you got it , partner . sheridan : luis , what could be worse than terminating her own pregnancy ? look at me . luis : marriage . sheridan : marriage ? how would us getting married solve her problem ? luis : not our marriage . i would have to marry beth and spend the rest of my life with her and the baby . luis : i told you it was even more unthinkable . sheridan : she 's right . there 's really no other way . you 've got to be there for her and the baby . you 've got to marry beth . rebecca : you see , you are going to marry me , and you are going to marry me soon . kay : you want my father , and you want my mother . so why am i the only one trying to break apart their marriage ? sam : do you love me ?
sam tells ivy to get out of his house and grace tells david she wants the annulment . kay and tabitha talk about sam and grace splitting up . beth is attacked by charlie when her mother tells her her plans to marry luis . luis is pushed away but a very upset sheridan .
fox : i do n't understand how you two can stand here and pretend like it 's ok for chad to adopt my son . chad : i legally adopted whitney 's baby . the child is mine . fox : no , the child is mine , chad . i did n't know whitney was going to give him up for adoption . chad : look , whitney obviously did n't want him , which means she obviously did n't want you to have him , either . fox : this is -- i 'm the baby 's father , chad , all right ? you 're just his uncle . you ca n't take a boy away from his own dad . julian : listen , will you just calm down ? fox , there 's nothing you can do . eve : i 'm so sorry , fox . it 's just the adoption was legal . fox : no , no , that 's where you 're wrong . it was n't legal . whitney tricked me into giving her my power of attorney . she knew she was going to give that baby up for adoption before i even left town . julian : the adoption agency says it 's too late now to do anything about that . fox : well , we 'll see about that . i 'm not letting you adopt my son . this adoption will not go through , chad , that is a promise . chad : well , it 's a fight you 're going to lose , fox . i 'm not giving my son away . fox : does it matter to anyone here that i 'm actually the father ? i 'm the father of the baby that whitney gave birth to . [ scene_break ] theresa : whitney ! whitney ! my god , i 've never seen her this upset . i 've got to find her before she does something terrible . whitney : oh , god . how did i make such a mess of my life ? theresa : i want you to tell me what 's wrong , ok ? whitney : it 's about the baby . theresa : ok . what about the baby ? whitney : fox is n't the father of the baby . chad is . theresa , i 'm pregnant with my brother 's baby . eve : here , sweetheart . you have n't even had a chance to look at him . whitney : no . just get it away from me , ok ? harriet : we 're going to place your baby with a wonderful family . you can even meet the adoptive parents if you like . whitney : great . fox , he 's gone . i gave him up . i put him up for adoption . fox : you knew you were going to give away my son ? and that 's why you sent me away . that 's why you sent me to go -- wow . you know what you are ? you 're a manipulative bitch . chad : i 'll take the baby now . whitney : hey , chad , did n't you hear what i just said ? let the baby be . let him give him to the new adoptive parents . you know , maybe i should just meet them just one time just to make sure that everything is ok , but i promise i 'll never bother them again , ok ? where are they ? george : here 's your baby . whitney : chad ? fox : over my dead body . whitney : i just do n't understand how i got here . i mean , how ? how did my life fall apart the way it is ? i ca n't take it anymore . i 'm so tired of this ! i ca n't take it anymore ! tabitha : that 's it , whitney , keep pounding on that railing . bound to give way sooner or later . then off you go into the ocean 's icy depths . that 's what you want , is n't it ? the way your life is spiraling out of control , who 'd blame you if you gave it all up . oh , endora , we have so much to celebrate . mommy 's going to make herself a nice batch of martimmys , but first i 'll get you some juice . oh ! are n't you sweet . here we are . one , two , three . cookies and juice . now mommy can tend to her martimmys . it is n't even my birthday , endora , and yet i 'm being given so many gifts . so much misery in town tonight . oh , but first , let 's see what some of the other tortured souls in harmony are up to tonight , shall we ? oh . look what we have here -- theresa 's target for her misguided machinations . [ scene_break ] gwen : mother , do you really think it was necessary to come here ? rebecca : oh , i most certainly do . i mean , any one of those servants could by spying for pilar , so we could n't very well talk about theresa there . besides , now that we 're here , i want a martini . gwen : mmm , that sounds heavenly . ethan : sounds great . gwen : hey ! you made it . oh . rebecca : did you bring the contracts ? ethan : yes , i brought the contracts . but you know what , i need a drink first , ok ? gwen : mm - hmm . rebecca : yeah , do n't we all , but you have to stay clearheaded when you look through those contracts . ethan : i 'll be fine , thank you . rebecca : good , because i am so sure that you 're going to find something , something that you can use to take that baby from theresa , the one that she ripped out of my gwennie 's arms . ethan : look , these contracts have to do with theresa carrying gwen 's and my embryo . they have nothing to do with her carrying her own child . i 've told you that . rebecca : yeah , but after all the laws that theresa 's broken , surely you can find something , i mean , especially since she got herself pregnant by disguising herself as gwen and then tricking you into sleeping with her . gwen : ok , we do n't need to revisit that . rebecca : well , i think we do because you can use that against her in court , ca n't you ? oh , ethan . please , please tell me you 're still going to do this . please tell me that after theresa has little ethan back that you 're at least going to fight her for custody of baby jane . [ scene_break ] luis : why do n't we just go home , ok , honey ? you can use the rest . sheridan : ok , i do n't -- i do n't want to go home . i ca n't sleep anyway . luis : well , i know that you 're still upset . you barely said a word the whole way here . sheridan : what 's left to say ? i know marty is my son . you do n't believe me . i know it was beth 's basement that i was held captive in . you do n't believe me on that , either . luis : yeah , well , you 've made some pretty wild accusations against beth . sheridan : yeah , i know that . luis : all right . so let me just get this straight , ok ? you think that beth kidnapped you , ok , then she held you prisoner until you had your baby , and then she stole the baby , and then she 's been pretending that he 's her son this whole time ? sheridan : exactly . luis : and that she tried to killed you , that she tied you up , and then threw you in the ocean ? sheridan : yeah , luis , i already know all this because i know marty is my son , which means beth was a part of every horrible thing that happened to me . luis : ok , well , you do -- you realize how it sounds ? ok , you have no proof of any of this . how was beth supposed to do all of this on her own ? sheridan : i do n't know , ok ? all i know is that she must 've had some sort of help . luis : who , precious ? sheridan : i do n't know , ok ? just -- look , somebody had to have helped her . if i could just find some kind of proof , something that would prove to you that she 's not who you think she is . [ scene_break ] alistair : i think it 's time we take our party home to bed . beth : bed ? i do n't know . alistair -- um -- something about this feels really strange . alistair : my dear beth , after all i 've done for you , i would think that you would do anything just to keep me happy . or i could tell the entire world that i helped you kidnap sheridan , steal her baby . is that what you want ? beth : no ! of course not . god , you ca n't do that . alistair : all right . then let 's go to my boudoir and make love all night long . sheridan : i do n't believe this . [ scene_break ] whitney : oh , god , i just ca n't take this anymore . my life is in complete ruins . i just want to die . i just want to die . god . theresa : whitney ! whitney , it 's theresa ! i need to talk to you . whitney : oh , god , everything just go so out of control . so many lies and secrets . now i ca n't do anything to fix it . oh , god . [ whitney screams ] [ scene_break ] rebecca : ethan , please tell me you 're still going to do this . tell me that you 're going to take theresa to court to get custody of baby jane . gwen : honey , please say something . you said you were going to get tough on theresa . i mean , you 're not changing your mind , are you ? ethan : look , look , please , i 'm going to look over these contracts and i 'm going to see if we can go to court , but i think right now we all just need to relax . you have had a very , very , very long day . i do n't need any more stress . i do n't think you do , either , ok ? rebecca : but , ethan , this is far too important to be put off . ethan : rebecca , look , why do n't you order the drinks , ok , and i 'm going to go talk to my dad . hey . sam : ethan . ethan : how you doing ? sam : sit down . bartender : what 'll it be ? ethan : scotch rocks , please . bartender : coming right up . ethan : so what are you doing here all alone ? sam : i 'm meeting someone , police business . believe me , i wish i was home right now . i need to be . ethan : you look upset . is something wrong at home ? sam : you should ask what is n't wrong . ethan : that bad , huh ? sam : oh , yeah . i thought things were bad when grace left me to go away to be with david , but that was just the beginning . my life has been falling apart ever since . ethan : yeah , i know the feeling . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i do n't believe this . luis : what is it now , honey ? sheridan : just about everybody that we know is here . there 's sam and ethan at the bar . i can see gwen and rebecca . i just wanted to go somewhere where nobody knew us so we would n't be bothered . luis : ok , that 's fine . then we 'll just go somewhere else . sheridan : no , we 're already here . let 's just stay and try to enjoy ourselves . beth : what are you doing ? alistair : did you see who just came in ? beth : it 's luis and sheridan ! they ca n't see us . alistair : they wo n't . they wo n't . beth : but sheridan 's already suspicious . if they see us together , luis could put two and two together . i got to get out of here . alistair : no , just relax , relax , relax . ok ? [ scene_break ] theresa : my god . oh , my god , whitney . oh , my god , you almost fell ! whitney : what ? theresa : sit down , sit down . the railing -- it broke and -- my god , you almost died . whitney : oh , my god . theresa : are you ok ? are you ok ? whitney , you could 've died . whitney : you should 've just left me fall . i mean , i wish i had fallen into the ocean . i wish i had . theresa : no , no , no , no , you do n't mean that , whitney . whitney : yes , i do . yes , i do . my life is a disaster . it 's completely over . theresa : i know things seem impossible right now , but they 're going to get better . trust me . whitney : no . there 's too much pain . things are not going to get better . theresa : yes , they will , whitney . they 're going to get better . come here . tabitha : hell 's bells . i really thought we were going to get to see whitney take a dive into the drink tonight . yes . well , i suppose it 's all for the best . i mean , if she 'd died , then she would 've been spared all that pain and suffering , would n't she ? shall we see what other scenes of misery we can conjure up , endora ? [ scene_break ] fox : chad , you can not possibly think that you 're actually going to get away with taking my own son from me . chad : look , i told you , i legally adopted whitney 's baby -- legally . fox : whitney committed fraud . now , the agency aided and abetted in that fraud . i swear to god , chad , i will take you all to court . chad : you do n't have a case , fox . fox : i do n't have a case ? that 's my son . i have a legal right to him . chad : not anymore you do n't . eve : please , chad , do n't throw it in his face . julian : this is a discussion we should have when we 're not so emotional . fox : emotional ? this discussion is over , all right ? chad , you adopted my son so you could be with whitney . you 're using my son in your sick little plan to go live with your own sister . now , i 'm taking my son right now and i 'm getting the hell out of here . chad : you 're not taking my son anywhere . julian : easy . chad : matter of fact , if you do n't get out of here right now , i 'm calling the cops ! fox : you go straight to hell . chad : you push me , fox , and you will never lay eyes on my son again . [ scene_break ] beth : alistair , we have got to get out of here before luis and sheridan see us together . alistair : just relax . i want to stay for a while . beth : are you crazy ? what if they see us ? sheridan 's already making wild accusations . alistair : oh , so what ? everyone thinks she 's unstable anyway . beth : no , she 's been remembering things , like -- like being held down in my basement and seeing me dressed as a clown . so far luis thinks she 's only imagining it , but if they see us together -- luis is a detective , for god 's sake . he could put it all together and realize that you 're the one that helped me as charlie ! alistair : will you please stop all the histrionics ? no one 's going to see us together . beth : not yet , but what if they do ? this is too risky . i got to get out of here . alistair : no , no , no . please , sit down and shut up . look at -- look at all the subjects here tonight , all the players . this could turn out to be a very , very interesting evening . relax . tabitha : you have no idea how interesting , alistair . no idea at all . this is going to be a night no one will forget , endora -- no one . [ scene_break ] theresa : i 'm sure you 'll feel a lot better after a good night 's sleep . whitney : no , i wo n't . do n't you see ? things are not going to get better , not tomorrow , not ever . i had my half brother 's child , theresa , and then i put him up for adoption to protect him from a life of shame , and what happens ? chad turns around and adopts him ! theresa : whitney , maybe this is the way that fate meant for things to be . i mean , chad is the baby 's father , after all . whitney : yeah , but he can never know that . and why do you always talk about fate , as if it 's supposed to make everything just better all of a sudden ? theresa : because i 'm trying to get you to see that even if things seem impossible right now , they can get better . whitney : no . do n't you see ? no ! this is a dark cloud that 'll follow me around for the rest of my life and i ca n't get out from under it . fox is furious with me because i gave away a baby he thinks is his . my father and aunt liz are still trying to get the baby back from chad , and god knows what my mother and julian are up to , and i just want it all to go away . but it 's not going to end . do n't you see that ? it 's not going to end for me , not ever . not for me , not for chad , and , worst of all , not for my baby . [ scene_break ] chad : i 'm telling you , get out of here right now or i 'm calling the cops . fox : i think you should . i think you should call the cops . tell them that you 're holding my son hostage while you 're at it . julian : the law will say that chad -- fox : i do n't care what the law says ! and i do n't know how you can stand here and let this happen ! eve : fox , you have every right to be upset . it 's just this is no way to solve this . fox : you 're absolutely right . the way to solve this is for me to take my boy and leave . chad : do n't even think about it . julian : fox , you 're just making things worse . fox : well , how the hell could things get any worse , huh ? chad , my son was taken from me , my boy . he was taken from me without my permission . and now the system 's telling me that i ca n't get him back ? think about that . you think about that . you know that 's wrong . now , i 'm asking you to do the right thing here , ok ? do the right thing . let me have my boy . chad : look , man , i warned you . now i 'm calling the cops , and i 'm getting a restraining order against you tomorrow . [ scene_break ] sam : you know , ethan , i 've arrested a lot of teenagers . i always blamed it on the parents not spending enough time , not enough discipline . now it 's all coming back to slap me right in the face . ethan : you were busy supporting your family , dad . sam : that 's no excuse . i thought kay was going to be the problem child . you know , she had a baby out of wedlock , she did n't finish school . and now she 's becoming the responsible one . jessica -- she was always the good girl , never had any problems . ethan : she really in that much trouble ? sam : yeah . she 's determined to ruin her life . when we first caught jessica doing drugs , i grounded her , you know , to keep a closer eye on her . seemed to be working . ethan : what happened ? sam : she lied to me . and ivy lied to me , as well . you know , i always thought that ivy and i would have a relationship , that i could trust her . ivy : you can trust me , sam . i 'm so sorry about what happened , and i -- i love you so much . ca n't we just talk about this ? [ scene_break ] gwen : i do n't know . i 'm not sure ethan is serious about taking theresa to court . he seems reluctant . rebecca : well , honey , you know ethan better than anyone , but i really believe that he is through with this tramp and her tricks . gwen : oh , my god , i hope so . rebecca : i 'm sure he is . do n't you think he loves you , honey ? gwen : yes , i do . rebecca : well , i do , too , and he certainly had plenty of opportunities to leave you , but he stayed in the marriage and he 's honoring his vows , is n't he ? gwen : he is , and i got to tell you i 'm still pinching myself . mother , i really , really thought he was going to choose to stay with theresa . i mean , she is jane 's biological mother . rebecca : yeah , well , thank goodness he did n't . and i think theresa has cooked her own goose by having you rearrested . i think ethan finally sees her for the manipulative , vicious liar that she is . gwen : i know how angry he is with her , but i 'm just not sure that 's enough to push him to take her to court to get custody of jane . rebecca : oh , honey . honey , you got to have a little faith , ok ? look , i 'm sure once he has a chance to thoroughly look over these contracts he 's going to see what a strong case you have , and then he 's going to squash the little tartita in front of the judge . now , where is that cute bartender ? i want my martini ! [ scene_break ] luis : thanks . how 's that ? sheridan : i really do n't want anything . luis : look , i know that you 're hurting . i know that you 're upset that the d.n.a . test results did n't turn out the way that you wanted . i know that you 're disappointed -- sheridan : what ? `` disappointed `` ? luis : ok , i 'm sorry . completely shattered . but you have got to find a way to accept it , find a way to move on , sheridan . sheridan : what if i ca n't do that ? what if i were to tell you that i will never stop believing that marty is my son and that beth is the one that kidnapped me ? what happens then , huh ? [ scene_break ] julian : chad , please , please , do n't do this . do n't call -- chad : i warned him , julian . he 's still here . fox : you 're damn right i 'm still here ! chad : then you 're going to jail . fox : all right , look , put the phone down , all right ? put the phone down . chad : are you leaving ? fox : yes . i 'm leaving . you should know this is n't over , ok ? i 'm not going to let you raise my son . i swear to god , i will get him back if it 's the very last thing i ever do . julian : fox , let 's go somewhere and talk about this . fox : you know what , save your phoney concern , ok ? you 've made your choice and , as usual , it 's not me . it was ethan my whole life , and now it 's chad , your new favorite son . you go straight to hell . all of you go to hell . [ scene_break ] ivy : sam , i am so sorry . i want to explain it to you . ca n't we just talk about it ? sam : ethan , if you 'll excuse me , i 'm going to go find a table so i can have a little privacy . ethan : mother , what is going on here ? ivy : nothing . it 's just my life is over . bartender ? bartender : what can i get you , ma'am ? ivy : i would like a very , very dry martini . make it a double . bartender : coming right up . [ scene_break ] beth : you can stay here and watch , but please let me go . i ca n't let luis see me with you . alistair : he wo n't see you , and you 'll go when i 'm ready to go . beth : well , you know , i thought you wanted to take me home . i promise it 'll be a lot more exciting there than anything you 're going to see here . alistair : i thought you did n't want to go to bed with me . beth : well , i changed my mind . alistair : i 've changed my mind , too -- for the time being , anyway . i 'll stick around for the fireworks . [ scene_break ] luis : come on . sheridan : what do we do if i ca n't let this go ? what if i ca n't stop believing that marty is my son and beth is the one that kidnapped me ? luis : then i 'll be very worried about you . look , sheridan , we went over to beth 's house . we went down into the basement . it was a concrete floor , ok ? there 's no way that there could 've been a pit there . we made beth do the d.n.a . test . turns out she is marty 's mother . i mean , sheridan , you ca n't keep doing this to yourself . i love you , but i am worried about you . sheridan : you know what ? if you love me , then stop worrying about me and help me . help me to prove that marty is my child . luis : look , i 've done everything that i can . you said that you would believe the d.n.a . test , no matter what the results were . sheridan : well , i ca n't because the tests are wrong . marty is my son . luis : sheridan , please stop doing this . sheridan : no , i do n't have to stop doing anything , all right , because i know that i am marty 's mother . and if you 're not going to help me prove it , then i 'll do it on my own . [ scene_break ] whitney : no , no . my life is over , and i 'm going to go to my grave regretting the decisions that i 've made for my life . theresa : you know , whitney , maybe there is a way to fix this . you can tell the truth . tell chad that he 's the father of your baby and tell fox that he is n't . whitney : no , i 'm not doing that . theresa : i just think that this is fate 's way of telling you that you need to be honest with everyone . whitney : here you go again with your stupid belief in fate again ? i mean , come on , are you really telling me that fate is trying to tell me to come clean ? just like it 's telling you you 're going to get back to together with ethan , right ? theresa : we will get back together . whitney : hmm . and ethan 's going to forget you 're the one trying hard as you can to put his wife , gwen , in prison ? come on , ethan is furious with you . you told me that yourself . theresa : yeah , i know he is right now , whitney , but in time , he 's going to get over it . whitney : hmm , and he 's going to leave gwen and you and ethan are going to be this happy little family with little ethan and jane ? theresa : right , that is exactly what is going to happen . whitney : i ca n't do this anymore ! this is insane ! do n't you see that ? i -- i got to get out of here . i got to go someplace where i do n't have to think about this anymore . theresa : you 're not going anywhere without me . whitney : fine , but if you come with me , i do n't want to hear one word about fate , you understand me ? theresa : where are we going ? whitney : i told you we 're going someplace where i do n't have to think , where i can escape . tabitha : oh , no , whitney . there 's no escape for you , i 'm afraid . no . this is one secret that 'll haunt you for the rest of your life . [ scene_break ] ethan : my mother and my father are really in the dumps tonight . gwen : you know what happened ? ethan : there 's just trouble with kay and jessica . i mean , my mother does n't have much experience dealing with daughters since hers have been away for so long . rebecca : hmm . well , the way she 's throwing back martinis , she 'll soon be feeling no pain at all . ethan : i just feel bad for them . you know , i thought they were happy together . rebecca : well , i 'm going to go talk to ivy and see what 's going on . ethan : rebecca , no . rebecca : what ? i 'm just trying to help . well , if you 'd rather , i 'd be more than happy to go comfort your father , if that 's what you want . ethan : that 's ok , ok ? i think he has enough problems right now . matter of fact , if you look around here , there 's a lot of people with a lot of problems here tonight . rebecca : hmm . but we have a perfect way to solve our problem , do n't we , and that 's to sue theresa to get custody of baby jane . [ scene_break ] julian : chad , i 'm truly sorry about all this . chad : i am , too . the baby seems ok . it 's time for your bath and your bottle . eve : he is a beautiful baby , is n't he , julian ? julian : yes . yes , he is . eve : something wrong , chad ? chad : uh -- i just realized i -- i do n't know where to start . i mean , i read all the books . i thought i knew what i was doing , but , god , now that the baby 's actually here -- julian : i 'm sure eve could help . eve : of course , i 'd be glad to help . chad : thank you . eve : ok , well , you just undo the snaps in the front like that , then pull it down on his shoulders , then pull so gently , so gently we 'll just take out that little arm . yes . there we go . and then you want to have a blanket handy so you can put it over him so he does n't get cold when he 's naked . yeah . chad : you know , i still ca n't get over how tiny he is . eve : you believe me , he 'll grow . now , you know that you want to give him just sponge baths until his umbilical cord falls off . chad : oh , right , right , and you swab the cord with alcohol every time you change his diaper . eve : wow , you have read up on this , have n't you ? chad : well , you know , i wanted to be the best father i could be . eve : ok , well , now you just take off his diaper . chad : ok . there we go . eve : whoa ! chad : hey ! i was n't expecting that . eve : you need to keep some cloths nearby . chad : yeah . [ scene_break ] sam : excuse me . man : yes , sir ? sam : you think you can do me a favor ? can you tell the person who 's in charge of the music that i 'd like him to change it ? this song 's bringing back some bad memories . man : i 'll take care of it , sir . [ scene_break ] rebecca : well , we have the perfect way to take care of our problem . we just sue theresa , and then you get a daughter and she gets a wonderful mother -- gwennie . gwen : honey , think about it . if theresa would 've just carried our embryo after she drugged our surrogate , then we would have our own baby right now . theresa signed legal documents promising to turn over the baby in exchange for little ethan . now , we do n't have a baby , but she has little ethan . all we 're trying to do is force her to keep her word . rebecca : gwen is right . ethan : these contracts stipulate that theresa must hand over our baby . our baby is gone . theresa -- theresa is jane 's mother . rebecca : well , i 'm sure if you look over the contracts , you can find a loophole , and then it 'll be , you know , a slam - dunk . ethan : no , rebecca , there is no slam - dunk . rebecca : well , there could be if you 'd just get busy and read the contract . ethan : look , will you just give me a break ? i would really -- i would really just like to sit , relax , have a drink . gwen : mother , maybe really now is not the best time to talk about this , ok ? rebecca : well , of course it is . that is the whole reason we are here , so we can talk about this without pilar 's spies eavesdropping . ethan : rebecca , i just -- i do n't want to think about it right now , ok ? rebecca : well , do n't take too much time because theresa is already storming that gate . she 's trying to put gwen in jail forever . ethan : i know this . rebecca : look , do n't forget who we are dealing with here , the woman that you yourself called a monster . now , i 'm going to go talk to ivy . gwen : ethan , jane belongs with us . you are her father , ok , and we can not let her grow up being raised by that monster . [ scene_break ] theresa : ok , so what are we doing here ? whitney : well , if hanging out in sleazy nightclubs is good enough for my mother , then it 's good enough for me . i 'm having a drink . as a matter of fact , i 'm having a lot of drinks . i do n't want to have to think anything for a little while , and i know i 'm not going to run into fox or my parents or anyone connected to my baby here . i 'll have a long island iced tea , please . bartender : you sure ? whitney : yeah , and keep them coming . bartender : all right . [ scene_break ] man : good evening , sir . would you like a table ? fox : no , no , i think i 'll just head on over to the bar , where i intend to get properly drunk . man : just do n't give us any trouble . you driving tonight ? fox : the name 's crane . what do you think ? tabitha : you see , endora ? it 's a good thing that whitney did n't fall off that pier tonight . because as angry and upset as fox is , there is going to be trouble . big trouble . talking of trouble , let 's see what sheridan and luis are stirring up tonight , shall we , huh ? [ scene_break ] luis : can we not fight , please ? sheridan : are you going to listen to me ? i mean , are you even going to hear anything that i have to say ? luis : i have been listening to what you have to say , ok , and i 've tried to be supportive , but i can not anymore -- not when there 's scientific proof that shows that beth is marty 's mother . sheridan : well , it 's wrong . luis : you 've got to stop doing this , ok ? you 've got to stop saying that marty is your child , that beth kidnapped you , and that she took him . she 's not going to let you see him anymore , you know . sheridan : wait a minute -- marty is your son , all right ? she ca n't keep him from us . unless you do n't think that i should be around him . is that what you 're saying ? luis : well , maybe you should be apart from him for a little while . sheridan : no ! luis : just until you can get over this . sheridan : no , luis , there is nothing for me to get over , all right ? marty is my child . my god , i thought the man that i love -- i could trust , that you 'd believe me . i knew that i would have to fight beth over marty , but i never thought i 'd have to fight you , too . alistair : interesting . this baby business is finally going to break up luis and sheridan for good . are n't you glad we stayed , hmm ? yeah , we have front - row seats to watch luis and sheridan crash and burn . sheridan : what are you doing here ? [ next_on ] whitney : face it , both of our lives are a complete disaster , and there 's not a whole hell of a lot we can do about it . gwen : are you telling me that you do n't want to go after theresa , that you do n't want me to be jane 's mother ? sheridan : what 's going on here , father ? i want the truth .
the blue note is the place to be in harmony today . rebecca , gwen , and ethan meet there to plot against theresa where `` pilar 's spies `` ca n't overhear . the two women lob grenades at ethan all evening , trying to get him to help them get jane away from theresa so gwen can raise her , but so far he 's holding steady . whether that continues is anyone 's guess . alistair and beth are there , with him trying to talk her into his bed . she demurs until she sees luis and sheridan come in , and by then he 's decided he 'd rather not . he wants to stay and watch all the fireworks . sheridan is still upset that luis is taking beth 's side against the woman he loves , and gets mad enough to walk away from him , right to the table alistair and beth are sitting at . uh - oh !
[ jane crying ] gwen : oh , my poor baby . sweetheart , i 'm so sorry . i wish you could tell your mommy what 's wrong so i knew how to help you . oh , baby . theresa : what 's wrong with her , gwen ? let me have her . gwen : what the hell are you doing here ? theresa : my daughter is sick . gwen : back off . theresa : no , you stop , gwen ! now , give me my daughter . ethan : oh , ladies , hey , cut it out , cut it out . listen , is she all right ? is she feeling any better ? gwen : no , she keeps throwing up still every time i try to give her anything to drink or to eat , and i -- she seems like she 's in pain , too . theresa : give me my daughter , gwen . i can help her . gwen : no . [ jane cries harder ] theresa : you 're killing her . [ scene_break ] tabitha : sorry , fish girl . you 're too late . woman : what do you mean , `` fish girl `` ? i am a woman now . tabitha : yes , well , it does n't matter . as i said , you are too late . fox has already seen kay and miguel making out on the beach . he 's furious , i 'm sure . which means he will drop kay , and naturally she will turn to the love of her life and the father of her child -- miguel . woman : but i love miguel . tabitha : well , i do n't know why , for hades ' sake . he 's just a mortal . no fins , no gills , nothing for a fish to love . woman : i 'm not a fish . not since your little daughter gave me legs . she wants me to be with miguel . tabitha : well , i do n't . and i 'll deal with you later , my little demonette . tabitha : the very idea of going against my wishes and turning this mermaid into a woman . woman : this is n't fair . i saved miguel 's life . he should belong to me . tabitha : he will be with kay . if he and kay do n't get together , he 'll go off and find charity again , and i simply ca n't have that . if those two hook up , then it could spell disaster for the dark side . [ water gurgling ] tabitha : oh -- oh , a new transmission . oh - ho , fox is going to confront miguel and kay . this should be fun , this should be fun . fox : where are their clothes at ? what 's he doing kissing my fiancée ? i 'm going to kill him . i 'm going to kill him . [ scene_break ] man : what do you see , whitney ? are you in the pope 's private quarters yet ? whitney : no , no , not yet . i 'm really scared here . man : there 's nothing to be afraid of , whitney . remember , you can not be seen , you can not be heard . it 's not real . this is virtual reality . whitney : i know , i know , but it just seems so real , like i 'm really in the vatican . man : that is precisely the point . i want you to familiarize yourself with every aspect of the place . that way you 'll know exactly where to go and what to do . whitney : all right , ok . man : what are you seeing now ? whitney : well , i 'm in a corridor right now and i see a door . man : that could be the door to the pope 's private quarters . can you open it ? whitney : i 'm not sure . i got it . i opened the door . [ scene_break ] chad : ok , luis , we 're in rome . now what ? i do n't have a clue on where to start looking for whitney . luis : well , you need to go to the american embassy , chad . first thing tomorrow morning , they can probably check all the hotels for you . chad : yeah , she 's becoming a nun . maybe she 's staying at a convent . luis : probably right . chad : you know , there 's got to be like 100 hotels and convents in rome . it could take forever to find her . luis : all right , just calm down , ok ? let 's not get all discouraged before you 've even started . chad : i just ca n't figure out why she 'd leave the convent in harmony and not tell anybody . luis : well , i do n't know . all crane security was able to tell julian is that passport control traced her here to rome . chad : yeah , but why ? i mean , what would whitney be doing in rome ? luis : i do n't know , ok ? but hopefully we 'll find whitney , and hopefully we 'll find my son , too . chad : are you sure beth brought him here ? luis : look , all i know for sure is that someone 's been withdrawing funds from an account that alistair set up here . and since alistair helped beth kidnap my son and to escape , i 'm betting that it 's for her . so i 'll just have to wait till the bank opens tomorrow , then i 'm going to find my son , i 'm going to bring him back to sheridan . and if anyone tries to stop me , they 're dead . [ scene_break ] sheridan : oh , my god , chris . he 's not here . my father 's not here . chris : sheridan , do n't jump to conclusions . sheridan : i knew it . he 's not lying in a coma . he 's out there somewhere . i just know he 's going to kill luis before he has a chance to find marty . chris : now , you do n't know that . sheridan : i do know . i know my father . he killed antonio and now he 's going to kill luis . [ scene_break ] [ jane crying ] theresa : now , make her hand her to me , ethan -- now . gwen : theresa , get out of here . theresa : i want my daughter , damn you ! gwen : just get her out of here . ethan : look , just cut it out . let 's just all calm down . sick baby is our priority here . so i 'm going to call the doctor . i 'm going to call dr. eve , ok ? ethan : eve , hi , it 's ethan . listen , jane is very , very sick . she 's throwing up everything that gwen has been giving her . we just do n't know what to do . i do n't know . gwen , does she have a fever ? gwen : no , no , no . ethan : no , she does n't have a fever . yeah , theresa 's here . ok . ok , yeah -- no , i understand . i -- i 'll call you and let you know if it works . thanks , eve . eve said the danger is dehydration . we need to get some liquids into her . but no -- no milk , ok ? she might be lactose intolerant . theresa : it 's -- it 's just like little ethan . ethan : eve also said that -- gwen , theresa would know what to do because little ethan had the same problem , ok ? theresa : yeah , i know -- i would know exactly what to do . gwen : ok , look , i want to do whatever i can to help my baby , but you just -- you need to go . theresa : i 'm not going anywhere . gwen : ethan , you got to get her out of here . this baby is not hers and you need to throw her out right now . [ scene_break ] tabitha : fox is fit to be tied . and he 'll never forgive kay . tabitha : do n't look at me like that , you two . endora , you know very well what will happen if -- if miguel finds charity and they reunite , do n't you ? woman : what will happen ? tabitha : well , charity has powers for good that could destroy the dark side , including me and endora , if she and miguel do the deed . so , if we want to survive , we have to make sure that he never finds her . woman : but i could make him happy . i could make sure he does n't look for her again . endora : yeah ! tabitha : we have no guarantee of that , endora . [ tabitha gasps ] tabitha : oh , no , endora , no ! no . fox : get the hell off her , you bastard ! fox : what the hell ? tabitha : oh , my devil , endora . what have you done ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : luis just left to try and find our son , and my father 's already trying to kill him ! chris : calm down , sheridan . let 's find a doctor or someone . there has to be a logical explanation why alistair is n't in his bed . sheridan : what explanation could there be ? chris : i do n't know -- maybe they took him for tests somewhere . sheridan : he 's supposed to be in a coma . what tests could they possibly run ? chris : i do n't know that , either , but -- i find it hard to believe that alistair would have recovered enough to leave the hospital , and that without a doctor notifying you or anyone in his family ? sheridan : i told you , chris . my father is not human . he can do anything and get away with it . he probably has luis in his gun sights right now . chris : do you think alistair followed luis to italy ? sheridan : nothing would surprise me . all i know is that he 's out there , and if he has someone helping him , that person is in terrible danger , too . [ scene_break ] man : you 're in the pope 's private quarters , whitney . excellent . whitney : yes , i 'm inside . [ whitney gasps ] man : whitney , what is it ? what 's happening ? is something wrong ? [ scene_break ] chad : you know what ? i 'm not going to wait for the embassy to open . i 'm going to go check out the hotels tonight . luis : all right . and if you 've got an extra picture of whitney , i 'll check out a few hotels myself . chad : here you go . thanks . luis : yeah . what do you say we meet back here in an hour ? chad : ok . luis : all right . man : luis lopez - fitzgerald ? luis : depends who 's asking . man : we work for alistair crane . we were sent here to meet you . [ scene_break ] miguel : what the hell ? fox : you tell me , man . fox : miguel , i 'm sorry , man . i thought you were making out with kay . tabitha : oh -- oh , endora , what have you done sending that mermaid to replace kay ? this is a disaster waiting to happen . tabitha : yes , yes , yes . and miguel can be with the mermaid ! i 've told you , i explained why that wo n't work . mermaids are notoriously fickle . tabitha : their feelings flip - flop faster than their tails . that mermaid could be madly in love with miguel one minute , and five minutes later , she could be madly in love with another man . and -- and if miguel is left on his own , and he 's without kay , then , you know , he 'll -- he 'll be in pursuit again of that insipid goody - goody , charity . tabitha : yes , yes , you saved your brother a broken heart , but you sure have made things complicated for me . by the way , what have you done with kay ? [ kay gasps ] kay : how 'd i get up here ? how 'd i get my clothes back on ? help ! somebody help me ! [ scene_break ] [ jane crying ] gwen : honey , listen , dr. russell told us what we need to do for jane . we do n't need theresa . ethan : gwen , she -- gwen : get her out of here . ethan : she is jane 's biological mother , ok ? i mean , she 's done this before . maybe she can help her . gwen : listen , i know how to take care of my child . theresa : she 's my child , gwen ! gwen : i will take her to the hospital before i will let you touch her . ethan : dr. russell said it 's not necessary to take her to the hospital at this point . gwen : i know how to take care of my child . theresa : well , i guess we all know what 's important to you , right , gwen ? you claim that you love jane , but it 's so obvious that you hate me much more and you 're willing to let our daughter suffer because of it . [ jane crying ] ethan : listen , let theresa try to help her , ok ? she 's done it before and maybe she can help her , ok ? theresa : your personal vendetta toward me is much more important than jane . is n't that right , gwen ? gwen : shh . [ scene_break ] sheridan : who are you calling ? chris : trying to get a doctor or nurse here to tell us where alistair is . sheridan : it 's not going to do any good . when my father disappears , he makes sure no one knows where he 's gone . chris : nurse 's station is n't answering . where the hell is that call button ? sheridan : i told you , my father is capable of anything . i just pray that wherever luis is , he 's got protection . please , god , do n't let my father find luis . [ scene_break ] luis : so you work for alistair crane . man : yeah . and i think you know why we 're here . [ scene_break ] [ jane crying ] ethan : gwen , just -- please give her to me . let theresa try to help her , ok ? gwen : fine , fine . if you do anything to make her worse , theresa , i 'm going to kill you . ethan : ok . all right , dr. russell said we need some electrolyte solution . theresa : that 's right . that 's right . it 's ok , dear . shh , shh , shh . ethan : all right , here it is . [ crying stops ] theresa : ok , great . ok , we just need to put a little bit in a sippy cup , and do you have some applesauce by chance ? ethan : applesauce -- i think so . theresa : ok . ethan : honey ? gwen : that 's in the baby bag . ethan : baby bag . theresa : see ? we 're going to take really good care of you , ok ? your mommy and daddy are right here . jane , your mommy 's right here for you . there you go . [ theresa whispering ] [ scene_break ] luis : look , i 'm not scared , and i 'm not intimidated , and i do n't care what your orders are . the only way you 're going to stop me from searching for my son is to kill me . man : big talk for an unarmed man . you do n't have to worry . your sister , mrs. alistair crane , sent us to look out for you . luis : theresa sent you ? man : she knows what you 're up against . she wants us to watch your back . luis : oh , well , that 's great . i 'm glad you 're here to help . man : we thought you would be . luis : yeah . man : is there anything we can help you with right now ? luis : no , not really . actually , you know what , there is -- if you could put me in touch with someone at the banco italiano tonight . man : no , that would be impossible at this hour . mrs. crane said to tell you the bank executives will be available for you tomorrow morning . they 'll tell you anything you want to know . luis : all right . well , what i want to know is where my son is so i can bring him home to sheridan . [ scene_break ] sheridan : we 've got to do something , chris . we 've got to warn luis . chris : you 're overreacting , sheridan . sheridan : no , i 'm not , i swear i 'm not . nurse : excuse me , what are you doing in here after visiting hours ? sheridan : wait a minute , that 's my father . where did you find him ? nurse : find him ? the doctor ordered an mri . we just finished the test . sheridan : the doctor ? nurse : your father 's neurologist . chris : you see , sweetheart ? alistair 's been here all the time . sheridan : so he 's still in a coma ? nurse : yes , i 'm afraid so . [ scene_break ] man : whitney , what 's wrong ? what are you seeing ? are you in the pope 's private quarters yet ? whitney : no . no , no , i could n't do it . the -- the swiss guards -- they were there and i could n't get in . man : no -- no , you ca n't stop . you must go back . you must get into those quarters . the fate of your soul depends upon it . [ scene_break ] tabitha : this is very bad , endora . who knows what this fish is going to do ? kay : help ! help me ! fox : that sounds like kay , man . miguel : it 's coming from down the beach . kay : oh , miguel , thank goodness . fox ? what are you doing here ? fox : what are you doing up there ? kay : never mind that , who is she ? fox : i have no idea . but again , what are you doing up there ? kay : well , just help me down , please . kay : thank you . now , tell me , what are you doing here ? fox : you go first . what are you doing on this island ? kay : well , i saw miguel leaving the house earlier and he was acting really strange , so i followed him . and i -- i jumped on the boat when he was leaving the dock , and then there was this really bad fog , and somehow we -- we wound up here . but then we got separated , and i could n't find him . so i climbed up on this ledge here , and -- and i got stuck . fox : i guess i owe you an apology , too . kay : for what ? fox : i was sure i saw you and miguel kissing . i even punched miguel in the mouth , but apologized , because he obviously was kissing her , not you . kay : wait -- wait , wait , wait . you saw miguel kissing her ? fox : yeah . and who are you , anyway ? miguel : yeah , what 's your name ? tabitha : this should be good , since our fish girl is n't exactly mensa material . kay : you do have a name , right ? woman : a name ? yes , sure , of course . fox : well , what is it ? tabitha : come on , dear . flap your flippers and think of a flipping name . you 're going to get involved in this situation , you 're going to have to think on your feet -- now that you have feet . yeah , your miss mermaid is up to her fins in it this time , thanks to you , endora . kay : what are you hiding ? why wo n't you tell us your name ? [ siren ] woman : siren . my name is siren . fox : siren ? tabitha : not bad for someone with the i.q . of a tuna . kay : is that your real name -- siren ? siren : yes . i 'm here because i 'm the one who saved miguel 's life . miguel : oh , my god , it is you . how did i not recognize you ? you -- you 're the blonde that saved my life when i was drowning . fox : i 'll be damned . we all thought miguel was imagining you , but you are obviously the blonde that he was talking about . siren : yes , i am . kay : why did your parents name you siren ? siren : i do n't know . why did your parents name you fox ? you 're not really a fox , are you ? fox : siren , i was wondering , why did n't you stick around ? after you rescued miguel , i mean . miguel : yeah , why did you -- why did you leave me ? i mean , did you have anything to hide ? siren : yes , i did . but not anymore . i 'm going to tell you everything . tabitha : oh , dear , now she 's done it . what can that crazy mermaid be thinking ? what am i thinking , thinking she can think ? [ scene_break ] chris : sweetheart , the nurse said we could only stay a moment . we should go . sheridan : wait . i have to be sure . chris : be sure of what ? sheridan : that he 's not faking . chris : faking ? this is a reputable institution , sheridan . i 'm sure they would know if alistair were faking . sheridan : yeah , well , i do n't know that . chris : look at him . he 's not going to move . he 's in a coma , and the nurse said that the mri showed no change . come on . let 's go and have a nice dinner and try to forget all about this . sheridan : no , i 'm not hungry . i just want to get back to harmony and check on james . chris : all right . you 're not still frightened , are you ? alistair 's not going to hurt luis or anyone else . he 's still here , he 's still helpless . he 's not going to hurt you or james or me -- or luis or marty , all right ? sheridan : all right . [ scene_break ] luis : chad . hey , any luck ? chad : no , man , i struck out at every hotel i tried . luis : oh , man . hey , do n't get discouraged , ok ? the embassy might be able to help you in the morning . beautiful city , is n't it ? chad : yeah . luis : yeah . chad : you know , whitney and i always used to talk about coming here for our honeymoon -- till we found out we were half - brother and sister . luis : yeah , that can change things . sheridan and i used to always talk about coming to rome as well . she always talked about how incredible it was . come on , man . hey , would you lighten up ? you 're going to find someone new -- someone new to love , and we 'll all come back -- we 'll all come back here together . how 's that ? chad : look , i can -- i can believe it 'll happen for you and sheridan . not me . whitney is the only woman i 'll ever love . i ca n't be with her , man , ever . now i know that makes me a monster in the eyes of the world , but i ca n't deny what 's in my heart . [ scene_break ] man : what 's wrong now , whitney ? what is it ? whitney : it 's nothing -- nothing . i 'm just -- just trying to concentrate . man : yes , yes , you must concentrate on the task at hand . man : oh , whitney , will you ever get your brother out of your heart ? or must i kill you first ? [ scene_break ] [ tabitha sighs ] tabitha : i -- we better come up with a plan , endora . because if that mermaid tells them that she was a fish and you turned her into a woman , we 're going to have some `` splainin `` to do . miguel : so what were you hiding , siren ? siren : well , it 's a little embarrassing , but i was naked when i saved you . kay : naked ? siren : i like to swim in the nude , and when i heard people coming , i ran off to find my suit . by the time i got back , you were gone . that 's why i was so happy when i saw you tonight . fox : yes , you two looked quite happy to see each other the way you were kissing with his pants off . siren : miguel 's a wonderful kisser . kay 's voice : but he was kissing me . was n't he ? miguel 's voice : i was kissing kay . was n't i ? fox : i 'm sorry , kay . i -- i could 've sworn i saw you kissing miguel . i had no idea he was kissing siren . siren : oh , he was kissing me , all right . i was kissing him just like this . [ scene_break ] theresa : see , she stopped crying , so let 's just hope the treatment worked . ethan : at least she does n't seem to be in pain or anything . theresa : if she can keep the food and the medicine down for a while , then i think we 'll be good . gwen : oh , my poor baby . mommy is so glad that you 're feeling so much better . ethan : theresa , thank you . really , i mean , we 're so grateful that you knew exactly what to do . [ scene_break ] whitney : i 've got the door open , but what about the swiss guards ? man : you 're doing fine . go in . whitney : i thought you said i was supposed to be invisible . man : you are . it is only virtual reality . whitney : no , no , i got to get away . whitney : what 's that red light for ? man : it 's not important . what 's important is that you keep trying to get into the pope 's quarters . and remember , a door is not the only way into a room . whitney : i do n't know what that means . man : just do as you 're told . the fate of your soul and the future of the church depends on your success . whitney : i just wish i could understand all of this , that 's all . man : you will understand everything soon . now i have to leave you , but i want you to keep trying , keep working . everything depends upon you . man : how could this happen ? why are they here ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : james , we 're home . chris : anybody home ? james : daddy . chris : hey there , big guy . how are you doing ? sheridan : hi , sweetheart , i 'm so glad to see you . woman : we were just putting away his train set . he 's had his bath and dinner . chris : i told you everything would be all right . sheridan : thank goodness . i 'm so happy at least this part of our lives is still normal , still ok . woman : i was just about to tuck him in , but he heard you two coming . sheridan : oh , it 's ok . i 'm so glad he 's awake . you can take the rest of the night off , lori . lori : thank you , mrs. boothe . good night . chris : good night . sheridan : good night . james : night night . [ chris and sheridan laugh ] sheridan : i do n't know what i would do without this little guy in my life . chris : well , james and i feel the same way about you . but it 's late , so say , `` night night . `` say `` night night . `` james : night night . sheridan : good night , my little love . chris : i 'm going to tuck him in , then we 'll try and relax , ok ? sheridan : all right . [ phone rings ] sheridan : hello ? luis : sheridan , it 's luis . sheridan : luis , are you all right ? luis : yeah , i 'm fine , but what about you ? i got your message to call . are you ok ? sheridan : i am now . we went to the nursing home to see my father . he was n't there . luis : he was n't -- what do you mean ? he 's out of the coma ? sheridan : no , that 's what i thought . i was so afraid . he was just off having an mri . luis : oh , so you saw him ? he is still there ? sheridan : yes . i was so scared that he 'd come after you . thank heavens he 's not a threat for now . luis : well , do n't worry about me , sheridan . i 'm fine . sheridan : please , god , keep it that way . have you had any time to find out anything about beth and marty ? luis : no , not yet . but i 'm going to the bank first thing in the morning . i 'll keep you posted on what i find out . sheridan : thank you , luis . please be careful . luis : sheridan , i have something else to say . i love you with all of my heart and i know that you love me , and -- look , as soon as i find marty and bring him back to you , we will be together , ok ? we 'll find a way . our love is too strong for anything to come between us . sheridan ? sheridan , did you hear what i just said ? chris : i 'm sorry , luis , but that 's not going to happen . sheridan 's my wife , and she 's not leaving me ever . luis : damn it . chad : hey -- hey , what 'd she say ? luis : it 's not what she said , it 's what her soon - to - be ex - husband just said . but you know what ? he 's wrong . sheridan and i are going to be together , and nothing is going to stop it from happening . [ scene_break ] tabitha : well , i must say , for someone with limited resources , that mermaid came up with a fairly good excuse . fox : you know , it must be true what they say about saving a life . siren : what do they say ? fox : well , when you save someone , he becomes your responsibility . i mean , now that you saved miguel , you got to look after him , make sure he 's safe for the rest of his life . siren : really ? i can do that -- with pleasure . fox : yeah , you two sure connected in a hurry . siren : we sure did . miguel : kay , this is totally weird , ok ? i could have sworn i was kissing you earlier , not siren . kay : i thought so , too . miguel : like i said , this is totally weird . kay : well , let 's just say it never happened , ok ? i mean , we could n't have been kissing , because if we were , it would cause a lot of problems for me , you know ? miguel : between you and fox , you mean ? kay : yeah . so you understand ? miguel : yeah , i understand . fox : is everything ok , babe ? kay : everything is wonderful . siren : yes , wonderful . [ scene_break ] gwen : do you think she 's going to be ok now ? ethan : yeah , i do . i think we should keep an eye on her , but at least she 's sleeping right now . gwen : thank god . ethan : theresa , hey . thank you again . i mean , you took such good care of her . you 're a great mother , you are . theresa : thanks . thanks . [ scene_break ] whitney 's voice : god said a door was n't the only way to get in . wait a minute , there 's a window . whitney 's voice : this must be it . this must be the way into the pope 's private quarters . [ scene_break ] [ sheridan sighs ] chris : are you feeling all right now ? sheridan : yeah , i feel better . chris : you know , you must n't worry . your father is still in a coma . we have nothing to fear from him . sheridan : at least i know that much . chris : yeah . now , let me go get you a cup of tea . sheridan : thank you . sheridan : oh , luis , maybe this time you will find marty . with my father out of the way , maybe you really will find our son . just be careful , my darling . [ scene_break ] chad : this is crazy , man . we 're sitting here doing nothing . luis : chad , there 's nothing that we can do , ok ? at least not until the morning . chad : yeah , well -- you know , we should get to our hotel , lay low . we do n't want alistair 's goons on our trail . luis : alistair 's goons have already made an appearance . theresa sent them to look out for me , and you 'll be protected , too . chad : yeah , i 'd like to believe that , but what if alistair sends some more thugs out to get us ? luis : hey , would you relax , ok ? alistair 's in a coma -- i mean , what can the man possibly do to hurt us ? luis : wait a minute . that monk -- chad : what about him ? luis : i do n't know , there 's something familiar about him . hey , you ! stop ! [ next_on ] tabitha : if siren does n't pass muster , we 'll be outed as witches . [ whitney screaming ] chad : whitney 's close and she 's in trouble .
jane was sick and gwen could n't figure out what to do for her . ethan and theresa went right over , but while theresa knew what to do and eve , when ethan called her , told them to let theresa take care of her , gwen would n't allow it . theresa 's admonition that she apparently wanted to put her animosity at theresa ahead of the well - being of the baby got through to her after a while and she reluctantly allowed ethan to give the baby to theresa . after caring for her , the baby made a quick recovery , but not before gwen was treated to the sight of her husband and his true love bonding over their daughter . luis arrived in rome with chad , and they began looking for whitney . two crane goons introduced themselves to luis , who thought they were going to attack him , but they told him they were sent by theresa to keep an eye on him . later , luis saw `` god `` walking on the street and recognized the way he moved .
julian : would you care for a cognac ? ivy : you ruined my life , and now you are going to pay for it ! julian : oh , goody . this again . `` i hate you , julian . my life sucks because of you . blah , blah , blah . `` ivy : it 's true . you and alistair ruined my chance to be with sam all those years ago . and every miserable minute since then has been your fault . julian : oh , get a grip , woman . i 'm not solely to blame for the shrieking macaw you 've become . your father traded your happiness for my father 's help in keeping his shipping company afloat , if you 'll recall . i was used , as were you . ivy : but you knew our marriage was a sham going into it . i did n't . julian : well , as i recall , you seemed to have managed quite well once the light dawned . you wore the mantle of mrs. julian crane quite arrogantly . ivy : i had to keep up appearances for ethan 's sake . julian : mm , yes . poor put - upon ivy . it took all of your strength to dominate northeastern society , did n't it ? and then , of course , there was the money . you could n't spend that fast enough . the jewelry , the clothes , the spa treatments ! oh , yes , you were just suffering so ! ivy : we were both miserable . you know that . julian : but ultimately , where does the blame lie ? not with our fathers , my dear . the blame lays with us . if we had n't been so weak , if we would have been made of sterner stuff , we would have done what was necessary to find happiness . and then you would have been with sam , and i would have been with eve all this time . [ scene_break ] sam : you want me to forgive ivy for tearing apart my marriage to grace , and my family along with it ? eve : yes , i do , sam . eve : i mean , i know it 's strange coming from me , because , well , i was under ivy 's thumb . but i also know that ivy and julian were suffering under alistair 's hand . and you know that mansion , it just reeked of alistair 's evil , even when he was n't there . so , is it any wonder that ivy and julian would have been contaminated by it ? sam : ivy said as much earlier tonight . eve : well , i think that you should believe her . because i think the ivy you fell in love with , i think that 's the real ivy . just like the julian that i came to love . and i know that julian is sorry for all the hurt he caused me , and i 'm sure that ivy is , too . so why do n't you just forgive ivy , as i 've forgiven julian ? do n't let alistair 's evil win . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i love you , luis . you are the only man for me in this and every lifetime . please make love to me . luis : no . god , sheridan , you need to stop this , all right ? i 'm not going to make love to you . i 'm not going to betray fancy . sheridan : but i 'm the one that found a way to get into prison to be with you . does n't that prove how much i love you ? luis : it proves something . sheridan : please make love to me . i 'll make you forget all about fancy . [ scene_break ] prison guard : that 's the second time you 've mentioned luis lopez - fitzgerald . fancy : is it ? prison guard : what 's the deal , canton ? why are you so anxious to be assigned to d - block where lopez - fitzgerald is ? you have some connection to the guy ? [ scene_break ] jared : ethan , what the hell are you doing here ? ethan : i need to talk to her , and it 's urgent . jared : well , where do you get off telling tess she ca n't sleep with me ? i 'm her husband . theresa : look , you just got out of the hospital , jared , and i do n't want you to get worked up , ok ? jared : well , whatever you have to say can wait , because i ca n't , and neither can she . so i think it 's time for you to leave . theresa : ethan , jared is right . i think this is a time for me to be with my husband . ethan : i 'm sorry , but what i have to tell you can not wait . jared : oh . oh , i got it . i know what this is about . [ scene_break ] ivy : i 'm sorry , julian . i 've taken out my frustration on you for over 20 years . i guess old habits die hard . julian : well , after being father 's whipping boy and t.c . 's punching bag for years , getting `` cognac - ed `` by you is almost refreshing . ivy : i 'm not even sure why i rushed over here in such a rage . julian : i assume you had another make - nice chat with chief sammy , where you apologized for the umpteenth time for costing him grace , to no avail . ivy : actually , i think he might be softening towards me . julian : then why the brandy bath ? ivy : oh ! it 's just so frustrating . you know , i -- i know he still loves me . i do n't know why he ca n't just forgive and forget julian : well , that sort of thing takes time . you just have to be patient . ivy : [ laughs ] this from the king of instant gratification ? julian : i 'm working on my faults . ivy : and ? julian : well , sometimes honesty is the best policy . [ laughter ] ivy : yeah , that 's what i keep telling myself . but with sam , the talk is so slow . julian : well , it 's really no different for me with eve . but tonight , i think that perhaps we made a bit of progress . ivy : really ? how so ? julian : well , initially the conversation was about the search for our son . but then it took a rather unexpected turn when i admitted to her that i missed being with her . she -- she echoed my sentiments and said that she regretted going back to t.c . ivy : really ? i thought that 's what eve wanted . julian : so did i , but she confessed that she went back to t.c . out of guilt for lying to him all those years . and she went on to say that after his stroke she used poor judgment , and that my being upset with her was justified -- to a point . so i 'm hopeful that -- eve and i might have a future together . ivy : well , then , it seems that we are both poised to rise from the ash heap of self - destructive love . julian : indeed . ivy : ah ! ivy : do you think it 's possible , julian , after all this time , that we might actually end up with the people that we have been in love with our whole lives ? julian : oh , there is a chance . sam and eve may both be within our grasp . [ scene_break ] sam : what ivy said earlier about the way alistair and her father conspired against us all those years ago ... i think that ivy was as much a victim as julian was . i mean , being trapped in that house ? oh , my god ! the house of horrors . eve : i think the drinking and the womanizing was julian 's way of coping . when you look back at it , ivy and julian probably did the best they could under the circumstances . sam : well , i think it 's easier for you to forgive julian than it is for me to forgive ivy . i mean , she 's ultimately responsible for grace 's death . eve : god , i wish that i had resisted ivy 's blackmail ! but i was just so weak , and i was so scared . sam : well , i mean , t.c . 's temper ? eve : mm . sam : i mean , all that rage that he carried around , thinking that julian was responsible for that car crash that ended his pro tennis career scared even me . and i 'm his best friend . eve : then he found out i was at fault for the crash . but , you know , when t.c . threw me out , that 's when i realized that maybe our love was n't what i thought it was . you know , a great love does n't get torn apart because something comes out about someone 's past . a great love survives all obstacles . sam : and that 's what i was thinking about grace . you know , our love should have survived ivy 's manipulations , no matter what . but it did n't . eve : did you ever think that maybe we thought they were our true loves , but maybe they were n't ? i mean , look at where we are now . look at the people who have come back into our lives against all odds . ivy and julian . our first loves . perhaps our greatest loves . maybe we 're both back to where we started for a reason . [ scene_break ] prison guard : out with it , canton . what 's your connection to luis lopez- fitzgerald ? fancy 's voice : i love him and want to be with him before it 's too late . fancy : hmm . i should have known you 'd see through me . you 're too smart not to . and you 're right , i have an agenda when in comes to luis lopez - fitzgerald . that 's why i want to be assigned to cellblock d. to be close to luis . [ scene_break ] luis : no , sheridan , please . now , look , i do n't want to hurt your feelings , ok ? but i 'm not going to make love to you . sheridan : i understand . luis : do you ? sheridan : yeah . i knew you would n't make love to me . i knew you would n't betray the woman that you love . you 're too good a man . you 're strong , decent , and honorable . that 's what drew me to you when i first moved back to harmony after living abroad in paris . luis : now , sheridan , that was a long time ago . sheridan : not to me , it was n't . luis : ok , no , please -- would you not -- sheridan : it 's ok , it 's ok . i 'm grateful to have my memories . and look , i 'll be out of your way . as soon as i can get in touch with my contact , i 'll be out of here . fancy is a lucky woman to have you . i know what it 's like , and i so regret ever letting you go . it was the biggest mistake of my life . [ scene_break ] theresa : jared , it 's not what you think . i mean , ethan is not here because of me . jared : i know . i know that . he 's here for luis and miguel , he 's their attorney . obviously , you 're here to talk to tess about their appeal . ethan : yeah , it 's true that your brothers ' future does depend on what happens next . so that 's why i need to talk to you in private . theresa : you know where i stand on this , ethan . i 've made myself perfectly clear . jared : tess , i 'm part of the family now . whatever needs to be said can be said in front of me . theresa : you know , though , jared , you just got out of the hospital , and quite honestly , i do n't feel like rehashing this . ethan : well , theresa has a point . i mean , what i 'm about to say might -- might be very disappointing and hurt you very much . so if you insist on me saying it , i -- theresa : no , you know what ? ok , fine , let 's just go talk about this . out there . it 's not going to change my position . let 's go . mama ! what are you doing here ? pilar : well , i -- i stopped by the hospital to visit my new son - in - law , but the nurse told me that jared had been released and that you had brought him home . jared : yes , she did bring me home . and we were beginning to enjoy ourselves , until ethan rushed over to talk to tess about luis and miguel 's appeal . pilar : really ? there 's news this late at night ? ethan : not so much news as me trying to get theresa to agree to a certain strategy . pilar : oh , well , good , then i got here just in time . come , ethan . tell me all about it . theresa , you stay with your husband . theresa : mm - hmm . ethan : pilar , i need to talk to theresa , ok ? pilar : yes , but not about her brothers . you came here to get theresa to leave her husband for you . ethan : yes , but not for the reason you think . pilar : ok . what is the reason ? ethan : the blackmailer wants theresa to be with jared , and said that luis and miguel will be released from prison as long as it 's clear that theresa and jared are a true couple . pilar : that 's good , ethan . ethan : that 's not good . it 's blackmail . it 's wrong . and , yeah , i came here to tell theresa she should be with me , and we 'll figure out another way to get luis and miguel released from prison without this blackmailer 's so - called help . pilar : listen to me , ethan winthrop . you stay away from my daughter . do you hear me ? stay away from theresa . [ scene_break ] sam : is it possible you 're right ? i mean , after all these years , and after everything that 's happened , we 've gone full circle ? that we 've gone back to our first loves ? eve : well , i ca n't speak for you and ivy , but that seems to be where julian and i are headed . i mean , julian has hurt me more than anybody else in the world . but he has also loved me more deeply than anybody else . and at the end of the day , it 's that love that has lasted , not the anger and not the hurt . sam : i guess it 's the same with ivy and me . you know , when i think about her , it 's the love i remember , not all the mess that came along with it . you know , it 's funny that we came to the same crossroad at the same time . eve : so what about it , sam ? do you think you could forgive ivy ? sam : i swore i never would . but something ivy told me always rang true . you know , that what she did , she did for love . and as messed up and twisted as things got , i think she meant it . and to be loved like ivy loves me , i mean , who could turn their back on that ? eve : that 's how i feel about julian . i mean , everything he did , every hateful , awful thing , he did for love . i mean , was it misguided ? oh , boy ! was it irrational ? sometimes absolutely insane , absolutely . but it was love . sam : what would you say if i suggested that we go find ivy and julian and talk to them about starting over ? eve : i would say , `` you drive and i will man the siren and the lights `` ! [ laughter ] [ scene_break ] julian : cheers ! ivy : oh , cheers ! julian : dears . ivy : oh , ok , wait -- no , wait . that brings to mind -- let me see -- a new year 's eve toast you made . i think it was 1995 . julian : hmm ? ivy : let me see if i remember it . `` to ivy , my hateful hag of a wife , may you burn in hell . `` julian : oh , yes , i remember that . but your comeback was priceless . `` it 's called ' little julian ' for a reason . `` [ laughter ] ivy : ouch . yeah , that was good . mean . and untrue . julian : nor were you ever a hag . hateful , yes , but you made a wonderful appearance in public . royalty , statesmen , and women were all dazzled by your beauty and charm and grace . ivy : julian , thank you ! i never thought you noticed . julian : of course i noticed , i was your husband . ivy : aw . we did make a handsome couple , did n't we ? julian : oh , yes . to the outside world we were a match made in heaven . and so rich to boot . there was one particular night , it was in sri lanka . you were wearing this red , dazzling gown . ivy : oh , very expensive ! that you ripped off of me in a moment of mutual lust . [ laughs ] julian : that was the night pretty was conceived . ivy : oh , yes . and she was beautiful , was n't she ? julian : let 's not dwell on that . ivy : no . julian : let 's just remember what a wonderful night that was for the both of us . ivy : yes , it was wonderful . julian : why could n't the rest of our marriage have been as pleasant as that night , hmm ? ivy : oh , you know , it was n't just the sex . although that was amazing . it was -- it was the being close to you , too . to seeing how it might have been if we really would have been happy and in love . julian : i 'm sorry i was a horrible husband . ivy : and i 'm sorry i was a hateful wife . julian : ah , well ... apology accepted . ivy : aw . me , too . [ laughs ] [ scene_break ] jared : hey , i 'm sorry you had to deal with luis and miguel 's situation tonight . but hopefully , ethan and pilar can get on the same page here . once he and your mom leave , we can get back to making our first baby together . theresa 's voice : that 's why ethan is here . to stop me from giving in to the blackmailer . [ scene_break ] ethan : how can you tell me to stay away from theresa ? you know i love her . you know she loves me . if it were n't for this blackmailer , we 'd be together right now . pilar : if it were n't for this blackmailer , my sons would be free . but instead , miguel is serving a life sentence while luis is waiting to be executed . so if theresa being with jared means that the blackmailer will somehow release my sons from prison , then i want theresa with jared . nothing is more important than saving luis and miguel , nothing ! ethan : what about your daughter 's happiness , hmm ? because if theresa goes with jared and they become a couple , and they go the distance on this thing , all of our lives are going to be changed forever , pilar . i might never be able to be with theresa after this . i mean , is that what you want ? do you want your daughter to sacrifice her happiness for your sons ? [ scene_break ] fancy : you caught me . i do have a thing for luis lopez - fitzgerald . prison guard : i knew it . fancy : but the truth is , i 'm interested in the guy because i think that men who rape and kill should n't get the death penalty . prison guard : is that so ? fancy : i 'm just being honest . prison guard : i did n't take you for a bleeding heart liberal . fancy : you mean , because i do n't believe in the death penalty ? well , it 's not because of my religion or personal moral code . it 's because i think that anyone who commits murder should spend the rest of their lives locked up with no hope of ever getting out . they should be denied tv , visitors , mail , rec time , anything that could bring them one moment 's pleasure . their lives should be a living hell until they die and actually go to hell . so that 's why i wanted to be assigned to cellblock d. so i could work near lopez - fitzgerald and make his life as miserable as i could , before he 's finally put down like the rabid animal he is . prison guard : you 've got quite a mean streak , fay canton . you 're going to fit in just fine around here . fancy : thanks . prison guard : tell you what . wait here while i go move some personnel around . i 'll get you assigned to d block tonight . fancy : perfect . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i should have forgiven you about marty . luis : sheridan , do n't -- sheridan : no , i have to say this . maybe it was my hormones driving me to make things right with our son . or maybe it was just the rage i felt towards beth that i was taking out on you . all i know is that i treated you unfairly , tying our future together on you finding marty all by yourself . i should have gone with you to search for our son . we should have searched for him together . luis : sheridan , stop ! look , we ca n't go back and change what happened . what 's done is done . just move on , ok ? sheridan : i tried to , but i could n't . i tried to start a family with chris and james , but i could n't stop loving you . and now chris has left me . he 's taken james and he 's left . so i 've lost everything . i 've lost everything and everyone that i hold dear to me . i was hoping that i could reconnect with you , but i 've lost you to fancy . so what am i supposed to do ? how am i supposed to go on ? [ scene_break ] eve : i think julian is going to be so surprised that i came around so soon after our talk at the hospital . sam , come in with me . tell him your news about ivy . julian : ivy , you 're on fire ! ivy : oh , julian ! you still know how to -- oh ! oh , wait ! wait , why do i feel like somebody 's watching us ? julian : if rebecca 's here with her camcorder , i swear , i 'll -- ivy : sam ! julian : eve ! eve : oh , julian ! how could you ? julian : eve , i 've been looking all over for you . ivy : yeah -- sam , sam , do n't be angry at all this . i can explain -- explain all this . it was -- julian and i were just -- julian : you see , well -- it was because we were -- we were -- eve : you know what you were doing ! sam : save your explanations , julian . and you , too , ivy . i do n't believe you . just a little while ago , you were at the station telling me how much you love me , how desperate you were for me to forgive you and take you back . now look at you . i find you in bed with julian . julian : it 's just that we were talking about our love for you , both our true loves . how we should have fought for you years ago . ivy : yes ! and the next thing you know , we were -- well -- julian : and it was -- brandy -- ivy : brandy -- lots and lots of brandy . julian : and -- and -- we realized that we were n't with you , our true loves , and we somehow -- we turned to each other for comfort . it was -- eve : oh , please ! julian : but it 's the truth . eve : oh , i ca n't believe i was buying that whole little speech about how much you were missing me ! julian : but i -- i -- i was . i am ! sam : and you , ivy , all your talk about being tortured by alistair and julian . ivy : i was ! i -- yes , it 's true ! but julian , he 's changed . eve , you know he 's changed . eve : yes , well , he 's in bed with you , ivy . ivy : yes , it 's ironic , is n't it ? julian : it 's -- it 's perhaps ungodly . ivy : oh , and we could laugh about this -- julian : yes ! ivy : yes , you know , it 's crazy ! julian : it 's so ridiculous , we 'll laugh about it . [ laughter ] sam : i ca n't believe that i came here to tell you that i was willing to start over . ivy : what ? eve : and so was i , julian . julian : really ? sam : but after finding you two in bed together , forget it . eve : absolutely . sam : listen to me , ivy . it is over between us , you hear me ? over ! eve : and julian , you have ruined any chance that you and i ever had of getting back together again . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , listen to me . hey , you 're stronger than you think . you always have been . why , that 's the only way you were able to survive being buried alive , being held prisoner in beth 's basement , being alistair 's daughter . hell , you 're invincible . sheridan : no , i 'm not , luis . i am nothing without you . not without your love . luis : well , look , sheridan , you were just blindsided by chris and james leaving you . it 's only natural for you to feel lost at sea . sheridan : but you 're my anchor . i 'm drowning without you . luis : no , you 're not . you 're just in rough waters right now . soon enough , it 's going to be full steam ahead . sheridan : not without you . not without you , luis . luis : sheridan , listen to me . even if we were a couple , i would be telling you that you need to move on and plot a new course . i 'm on death row . i 'm sentenced to die and unless something huge happens , i do n't see how i 'm getting out of here alive . [ scene_break ] pilar : ethan , are you so selfish that you ca n't see past your own needs ? ethan : excuse me ? pilar : all theresa has to do is stay married to jared until this blackmailer can release my sons from prison somehow . then she can be with you . ethan : it 's not that simple . pilar : i realize this is going to be painful for jared , and i regret that . but eventually , he will realize that this was for a good cause . ethan : listen , the blackmailer wants theresa to have -- [ door opens ] jared : everything all right out here ? pilar : yes . pilar : stay away from my daughter until my sons are free . pilar : sorry we took so long . jared : it 's all right . tess and i were just a little worried . theresa : ethan bring you up to date ? pilar : see , i gave ethan my opinion , for what it 's worth . you do n't worry about a thing , though . you focus on jared . theresa : um , mama -- i mean , i ca n't help but be worried . jared : well , of course . they 're your brothers . look , if there 's anything i can do to help , just let me know . theresa : i think that we are all doing what 's best for luis and miguel . pilar : mm - hmm . ethan : well , i was telling pilar that some options are better than others , and that we should all consider the long - term ramifications before we move forward . theresa : sometimes we do n't have a choice , ethan . i mean , sometimes circumstances dictate what we have to do . and i 'm sorry , but i 'm convinced that this is one of those times . [ scene_break ] julian : ah , eve , you ca n't be serious ! i mean , that one drunken romp with ivy is enough to destroy what might be between you and me ? eve : oh , trust me , julian , it 's more than enough . ivy : oh , now look . we were drunk . we were drunk ! i would have to be drunk to sleep with him ! julian : oh , well , thanks a lot . ivy : no , i mean -- you know what i mean . it just would n't -- i did n't consciously plan on it , you know ? julian : yes , that 's it , exactly . ivy : it just happened . sam : the point is , it happened . eve : it was only just a few hours ago you were both saying how the mansion changes you and affects you , how it makes you do bad things . julian : yes , yes , yes ! sam : no , julian , living in this house does n't change you or affect you . it reveals your true colors . eve : you 're just two self - serving liars with no moral center . no sense of right or wrong . sam : you say you 've changed , but you ca n't . this is who you are . eve : and it 's not someone that i want to live the rest of my life with . sam : yeah , me either . it 's over , ivy . eve : it 's over for us , julian . it 's over . [ scene_break ] fancy : oh , i hope this works . i am so close to being near luis . prison guard : good news , canton . you 'll report to d block right away . fancy : oh , thank you , sir . i really appreciate it . prison guard : no , thank you . any guard who wants to make life miserable for scum like luis lopez - fitzgerald gets a gold star in my book . now get over to d block and do your thing . make lopez - fitzgerald suffer . fancy : yes , sir . i 'm going to make luis as comfortable as i can . [ scene_break ] sheridan : luis , you ca n't give up . somehow , some way , ethan will prove that you and miguel are innocent and we 'll get you out of here . that 's why i 'm so upset , because i know you 're going to spend the rest of your life happy with fancy . and i 'm going to spend the rest of my life wishing that i had never let you go , wishing that i was the one sitting on the porch next to you in the rocking chair , watching the sun set every day -- luis : look -- sheridan : waiting to go on into the light ourselves . luis : sheridan , you 'll have that , ok ? just not with me . sheridan : but i do n't want it with anyone else but you . i thought that i could be happy with chris and james , but i could n't get you out of my heart . so now chris has left me and he 's taken james with him , and i 'm all alone . luis : you 're not alone , sheridan . there are a lot of people who care about you . sheridan : no , that 's not what i mean . i do n't have anyone that cares about me like you used to . i do n't have anyone that even thinks about me like you used to . luis : sheridan , i still do care about you . i will always care about you . sheridan : it 's not the same . fancy changed all that . luis : no , our situations changed . it 's not fancy 's fault that i fell in love with her . sheridan : but i still love you . i still need you . luis : sheridan , i 'm not going to betray fancy . just in the same way i would n't have betrayed you when we were together . sheridan : will you just do me one last favor , then ? luis : well -- sheridan : because you say you still care about me , because you say you used to love me . luis : what favor ? sheridan : kiss me . that 's all i ask . just share one last kiss with me . [ scene_break ] fancy : luis will be so surprised to see me . [ scene_break ] jared : tess , ethan , if you guys ca n't decide what 's best for luis and miguel , why not sleep on it and figure it out tomorrow ? ethan : because theresa knows that it may be too late by then . theresa : you know , ethan , i know you mean well . but i think that you should leave , and we can just discuss this tomorrow morning . pilar : i agree with theresa . i think we should leave my daughter and her husband alone . jared : pilar , wait a second . we actually have some great news for you . we 've decided we 're planning to start a family , right away , as in tonight . well , after you guys leave , of course . pilar : i -- i do n't know what to say . jared : well , congratulations has a nice ring to it . pilar : oh , i 'm sorry . yes , of course . i 'm happy for you both . i just -- i 'm surprised , that 's all . ethan : this was the blackmailer 's second demand . that theresa have jared 's baby while your sons get what 's coming to them . [ scene_break ] julian : eve , i know you 're upset . but to say that this is it for us -- i mean , that a drunken few turns in the sack with my ex is enough reason to deny us the rest of our lives together is cruel and unusual . i mean , it 's -- it 's unreasonably extreme . ivy : julian 's right . julian 's right . you know , what you -- what you and you walked in on , it meant nothing . it meant nothing to me . julian : yes . ivy : no , sam , all i 've ever wanted was to be loved by you , and that 's it . that 's all i 've ever dreamed of . you two have to forgive me . you have to forgive me . julian : yes . let ivy and me make up our lapse to you and sam . give us one more chance . ivy : yes , just one more . please , please ? sam : and then what , huh ? wait for the next sucker punch ? ivy : sam , please -- eve : i 've given you chance after chance after chance , julian . and it always ends up right here . well , i 'm not going to do it anymore , i ca n't . sam : i ca n't either , ivy . it hurts too much . ivy : sam , please . sam : no . no , we 're finished . and this is -- it 's over . for good this time . julian : eve ... ivy : oh ! julian : eve ! ivy : sam ! [ scene_break ] sheridan : please , luis . i feel so lost and alone . just one kiss . luis : well , what good is one kiss going to do ? sheridan : it would mean the world to me to know that you still care about me and you 're not afraid to show it . luis : of course i still care . sheridan : just one kiss . i promise , if you do , i wo n't bother you or fancy ever again . luis : i just do n't see how one kiss is going to solve anything . sheridan : it will . it will make all the difference in the world . [ scene_break ] jared : well , what 's wrong , pilar ? do n't tell me you 're not ready for another grandchild ? pilar : what ? ethan : jared just told you that he and theresa are planning to start a family right away . pilar : i 'm sorry , i just was n't expecting to hear news like this so soon . i mean , you just got married . i guess i thought you 'd wait to have children . jared : well , that 's what i thought , too . when theresa told me she wanted to have my child , i was over the moon . pilar : well , uh -- i 'll say a special prayer for you once i get home . jared : well , thanks , mom . ethan : i wonder how luis and miguel are going to react to all this news . pilar : oh , dear god . my sons . jared : um , pilar , maybe this is a turning point . maybe our good fortune will rub off on your sons . pilar : yeah . jared : i feel like i hit the jackpot . i never thought theresa would ever love me like she loved ethan . but she does . why else would she want to have my child ? [ next_on ] luis : to think that i could replace you with fancy . fancy : how could he betray me ? esme : he 's gone gay . julian : i want to be a real father to endora .
ivy and julian realize they might have another chance at happiness with their first loves , sam and eve . sam and eve decide to give ivy and julian a second chance , until they arrive at the mansion and find them together in bed ! sheridan , who is in disguise so she can be luis ' cellmate , begs him to make love to her , but he says he wo n't betray fancy . but he does give her one last kiss . unfortunately , fancy , who 's been assigned to work luis ' cellblock , sees luis kissing his cellmate . pilar tells ethan to leave theresa alone so that the blackmailer will let her sons out of prison . that is , until she learns that the blackmailer 's next demand is that theresa have jared 's baby . jared is excited to tell pilar that they are going to start their family tonight as soon as everyone leaves .
chad : i guess nobody got a chance to tell you , little man , you 're not supposed to turn that sprinkler on until after we put your diaper on . eve : i 've never been quite so up close and personal with that kind of thing , having only had girls . oh , i 'm sorry , chad . of course i had a little boy . i just never got a chance to take care of you when you were a baby . i guess all those precious moments that we would have shared were stolen from me , from both of us . tabitha : boo - hoo - hoo ! oh , poor eve thinks life 's cheated her out of all the special little boy - mommy moments with her son , chad , and it has . wait until she sees what 's in store for the tiny lad chad 's adopted and does n't even know is his own son , eh , endora ? endora ! you little scamp . you 've been upstairs rummaging in my trunk , have n't you , huh ? you get those things off right now , before any muggles drop by and start asking questions . i 've told you , we can accomplish much more witchery dressed in normal civilian attire , like mine . oh , we do n't want to give everything away by flouncing around in uniform , do we ? oh , my naughty , clever girl . come on . come with mommy . let 's look in the bowl and see how much worse things can get for whitney , huh ? hmm ? [ scene_break ] [ song plays ] theresa : whitney , drinking is n't going to help anything . whitney : you want to bet ? no , i 'm going to get so smashed tonight , i 'm not going to remember a thing . and you know what ? actually , this is the first time i 've actually felt safe tonight . i know i 'm not going to run into anybody that 's going to give me a lecture about my baby -- not chad , not my parents , especially not fox . fox : well , well , well . look who 's here . i 'm not leaving till she tells me why she signed away my son . [ scene_break ] [ song ends ] bartender : sorry . i know that was your request . ivy : it 's ok . it 's going to take a lot more than just hearing our song to make things right with sam again . [ scene_break ] gwen : even my mother can be right every once in a while . ethan : i just do n't think that taking jane away from theresa is the way to punish her . gwen : honey , jane is your child . you have just as much right to her as theresa does , and probably more considering all the horrible things she 's done to me . ethan , she robbed me of any chance i will ever have to be a mother . she has custody of little ethan now , and now she 's trying to keep me in jail for the rest of my life . i do n't know , maybe that 's what you want , too . ethan : honey , no , no , that 's not what i want . i 'm going to fight tooth and nail to get those charges dropped . i will . gwen : give me a reason to want to stay out of jail , ethan . give me jane . i promise you i will be a better mother to her than theresa ever could be . [ scene_break ] luis : you ca n't keep saying that marty is your son , and you ca n't keep accusing beth of kidnapping you and of stealing your baby , ok ? and if you keep it up , you know beth 's not going to let you see marty anymore . sheridan : marty is your son . she ca n't keep him from us . unless you do n't think that i should be around him . is that what you 're saying ? luis : well , maybe , you know , you should be apart from him for a little while . sheridan : no ! luis : look , just until you can get over this . sheridan : luis , there is nothing for me to get over . marty is my son . my god , i just did n't think that the man that i loved would n't believe me or trust me . i mean , i knew that i would have to fight beth over marty , but i never thought that i would have to fight you , too . luis : oh -- alistair : oh , interesting . this baby business is finally going to split sheridan and luis . are n't you glad we stayed ? aha . we have front - row seats to watch sheridan and luis crash and burn . sheridan : what are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] liz : i just remembered . i promised i would stop by the club tonight to talk to the new manager . you do n't mind , do you ? t.c . : of course not , because i can use a drink or two . liz : yeah , maybe it 'll help take our minds off this mess with whitney 's baby , at least until tomorrow . t.c . : that is a nice thought , but i doubt it . i 'm just so afraid that whitney is going to follow in the same footsteps as her mother . i mean , what on earth would possess her to give away her own baby ? liz : i ca n't answer that , t.c . t.c . : you do n't have to , sweetheart , because i am not going to let this injustice fly . i am getting my grandson back if it 's the last thing i ever do . [ scene_break ] eve : you 'll never know how -- how much i thought about you , how desperately i wanted to find you and be a mother to you . chad : yeah . well , that would have been nice . julian : let 's not dwell on the past . we all have each other now . your mother and i both want to make up for all the time you lost , chad . chad : yeah , well , it was n't a total waste . you know , at least i learned how to survive on my own , which is a skill it looks like i 'm going to need nowadays the way people are feeling about me . julian : you certainly do n't mean your mother and me ? chad : no . i mean whitney and fox and liz and t.c . and everybody else in harmony . you know , i do n't care , as long as they do n't take their anger at me out on my little boy . eve : of course they wo n't . i 'm sure they 'll appreciate how well you 're taking care of the baby . chad : that mean you 're on my side now ? you support me adopting whitney 's baby ? yeah , i thought not . you know , why do n't the two of you get going wherever you were headed , you know , find some other people to compare notes with . eve : we 're not interested in comparing notes . we 're just concerned about your motivation . did you really adopt this baby just so that you could get back with whitney ? [ scene_break ] woman : fox crane , man of mystery . i have n't seen you in months . fox : hey , lola . lola : not so fast . how are you ? theresa : oh , my god . you know , whit , we should get out of here . whitney : no , i do n't want to leave . we just got here . theresa : let 's go to the table . come on . fox : i 'll be right back , all right ? lola : ok . fox : what the hell . whitney : i still do n't see why we had to leave the bar . theresa : this is better , whitney . it 's much better . [ scene_break ] sheridan : what 's going on here , father ? i want the truth . alistair : i beg your pardon , sheridan . sheridan : have n't you caused me enough grief already ? and now you 're following me and luis ? alistair : following you ? i 'm afraid that your paranoia 's making a comeback , my dear . i stopped by here to have a drink , that 's all . sheridan : by yourself ? alistair : i did n't think that was a crime . luis : well , if you 're alone , why are there two champagne glasses in front of you ? who you with , alistair ? tabitha : watch closely now , my little pumpkin . if they catch sight of beth under the table , even luis will know they 're trying to hide something . then maybe he 'll start believing sheridan . hmm ? oh , i know , i know . beth did n't have to hide like that . they could have bluffed their way out of that awkward moment , said they 'd bumped into each other accidentally or they were meeting to discuss finances of the book cafe or something . but you see -- am i boring you ? that 's what guilt does to human beings . they run around working overtime trying to cover up their digressions . and then when they 're busted , it just makes matters worse . no , all luis has to do is catch beth hiding , and then he 'll start believing sheridan 's theory about beth being the kidnapper . luis : i asked you a question , old man . who are you drinking champagne with ? [ scene_break ] bartender : what 'll it be ? fox : scotch on the rocks , if you would . keep them coming . ivy : fox ? honey , what are you doing here ? fox : well , i should be asking you the same question . where 's -- where 's sam ? ivy : oh , i 'm not here with sam . i 'm alone . fox : you 're here alone , drinking by yourself at a club at this hour ? mom , you should be at home , folding laundry or something . ivy : hmm , home -- wherever that is . ok , i promised myself no self - pity . fox : all right , what 's going on ? ivy : what 's going on , fox , is that i have lost everything . fox : must run in the family . ivy : why ? what 's wrong ? fox : well , i 've lost whitney , and i 've lost my son . pretty much everything that ever mattered . ivy : yeah . so have i . [ scene_break ] sam : you know , i still ca n't believe i found my daughter with that club owner , spike . t.c . : sam , you must have lost your mind . sam : i would have killed him . if someone would n't have held me back , i 'd be in jail right now , not that it would n't have been worth it . liz : no , no , sam , it would n't have been worth it . your daughters need you . sam : a lot of good i 've done for them . kay spends most of her time over at tabitha 's , and i 've failed as a father to jessica . i just ca n't believe i did n't see the signs . t.c . : sammy , you 're not in this whole thing by yourself , man . you 've got ivy . now , i 'm not crazy about ivy , but she 's there to help you . she loves you . she 'll help you get through this . sam : yeah , i do n't think so . i used to think that ivy was in my corner . she fooled me again . she 's just made things worse . [ scene_break ] gwen : will you do it ? will you find a way to take jane away from theresa ? ethan : honey , honey , i just wish we did n't have to talk about this tonight . gwen : you 're stalling . ethan , why ? honey , are you telling me that you do n't want to go after theresa , that you do n't want me to be jane 's mother ? [ scene_break ] luis : we 're waiting , alistair . alistair : since when is my social life any of your business ? what am i supposed to do , phone you up and ask your permission if i want to entertain a lady friend ? sheridan : if you 're out on a date , father , that 's fine , but why 'd you say you were alone ? alistair : have you ever heard the word `` discretion , `` my dear ? she 'll be coming from the powder room any moment now , and we were enjoying our time alone , together , if you do n't mind . luis : well , do n't worry . sheridan and i have no interest in joining you . alistair : excellent . finally we see eye to eye on something . luis : let 's go . alistair : you can come out now . beth : all right , that is it . i am leaving right now . alistair : shh , shh , shh . [ scene_break ] eve : excuse us if we 're a little concerned about why you adopted whitney 's baby . julian : i mean , you admitted it was because of your feelings for the mother of this baby . chad : yeah , i wo n't deny it . as much as i 've tried to make those feelings disappear , it 's not happening . i still love whitney as more than just a half sister , and if that turns everybody off , i 'm sorry . eve : yes , but you do realize that those feelings and that relationship ca n't go anywhere , at least not romantically ? julian : i mean , if you think that having custody of whitney 's baby will bring her back to you in that way , i think you 're wrong . chad : maybe i am . but i 'd still do it all over again . i 'd still adopt this little baby . eve : why , if it 's not going to bring you closer to whitney ? chad : because it 's a baby , that 's why , a baby whose mother does n't want him , and i know a little something about that . i 'm not blaming you . i 'm just telling you how it is . i have a lot in common with this little guy . i mean , from the moment he first got here , he was n't like other kids . his mother did n't want him . he was being fought over by 10 different people for 10 different reasons . i 've loved him from when i first heard he was on his way , and those feelings have only gotten stronger since he was born . now , i do n't care what other people think . i know deep down in my heart that i could be the kind of father this baby needs and deserves . julian : even without a mother ? chad : it 's better to have one parent who loves you with all his heart than two who only do it halfway . you know , you guys do n't need to hear a dissertation from me , and i do n't need to justify my actions . eve : no , you 're right , you do n't . your father and i would just very much like to understand . chad : ok . i was a baby who fell through the cracks . no one 's fault . just the way it went down . and i wound up in foster care . i lost count of how many families took me in until i decided the streets were a more permanent option . what 's that saying ? `` look back , but just do n't stare `` ? you know what that means ? that means learn from your past , do n't wallow in it , and this baby right here is how i 'm making history count for something . you see , he and i share a connection no one else could possibly have . either you get that or you do n't , and frankly , i do n't care , because the only pain that matters to me is his . julian : i think i understand now . i really do . [ scene_break ] whitney : i still do n't see why we had to leave the bar . theresa : you know , because this -- whitney : what ? theresa : ethan 's here . i 'm going to go to him . whitney : whoa , whoa , whoa . are you out of your mind ? he 's with gwen -- you know , the woman you 're trying to put in jail for the next 30 or so years ? what are you going to do , go over there and say , `` hey , how 's it going ? `` come on . even you 're not that delusional , are you ? theresa : i just want him to know that i 'm not mad at him . whitney : ethan does n't give a damn . he 's the one that 's mad at you , just like fox is mad at me . face it , both of our lives are a complete disaster , and there 's not a whole hell of a lot we can do about it . theresa : well , we can start by slowing down the drinks , whitney , you know , because this is n't really like you . whitney : i do n't know what you 're talking about , because getting drunk to escape reality runs in my genes . why do n't you ask my mother about that ? oh , except she 'd probably be sleeping around with every guy when she was in clubs like this . you know , why do n't i just take up after her on that , as well ? it might take me a couple more drinks to find the right guy to take home , but , hey , i got all night , do n't i ? excuse me . can i have another drink , please ? bartender : sure . whitney : long island iced tea . thank you . bartender : sure . [ scene_break ] gwen : are you telling me that you 're unwilling to take theresa to court to get custody of jane ? ethan : i 'm not telling you anything . i just -- i 'm trying to figure out some kind of strategy , some kind of plan , and now is not the time and now is not the place , but i need another drink . would you like one ? [ scene_break ] luis : can we not fight about this anymore , please ? sheridan : meaning you refuse to believe what i know is true in my heart . luis : what , that beth is some sort of psychotic , murdering , kidnapping freak ? i 'm sorry if i 'm not jumping on the bandwagon . sheridan : even though i 'm telling you that i know she 's the one . luis : look , sheridan , it 's not that simple . sheridan : i guess that 's your answer , then . luis : come on , listen , can you just try and understand where i 'm coming from , ok ? i 've known beth since high school . she 's been nothing but a good and loyal friend to me . sheridan : ok , for starters , you are absolutely blind if you think that that 's all you are to her , because she has been in love with you since high school . she wanted to marry you . luis : come on , that 's totally in the past . sheridan : it 's not that past . when you thought i was dead , you almost married her again , and who 's to say that she 's not still madly in love with you ? luis : well , that 's crazy . i 'd know it if she were . sheridan : ok , you would not be the first man to be totally clueless towards a woman 's feelings about him . luis : ok , well , i 'm sorry , because what you 're saying is totally and completely impossible . sheridan : does n't mean i 'm not right . but you know what ? this does n't matter . the bottom line is either you believe beth or you believe me . luis : wh -- [ scene_break ] sam : the worst part is after grace left , i let myself feel something for another woman . t.c . : sammy , ivy was your first girlfriend . you ca n't beat yourself up over that . sam : i was just lonely . and i overlooked something that was right in front of my face . i mean , i should have known ivy 's the last person to give them as a role model . not only did she betray me tonight with her lies , she let my daughter down in the worst possible way . i 'll never forgive her . never . [ scene_break ] ivy : chad is adopting whitney 's baby ? but you 're the father . fox : i know , i know . that 's what i tried to tell the adoption lady , but she seems to think that everything 's legal and finalized , you know , because whitney had my power of attorney . ivy : oh , fox . fox : i know , it was stupid . you know , i never should have given it to her in the first place , but how was i to know she 'd use it that way ? ivy : we 'll think of something , ok ? we 'll talk to ethan . we 'll have him file a lawsuit . fox : yeah , well , ethan or no ethan , i 'm getting my son back . there 's no way i 'm going to let chad harris get away with this sick maneuvers . ivy : well , i know you 're upset with him , but it is n't sick that he wants to raise the baby . fox : well , you do n't know why he adopted him . he adopted my son so he could get close to whitney . ivy : again ? fox : mm - hmm . yeah , he 's still in love with is half sister . there 's no way in hell i 'm going to let a guy like that raise my son . it 's not going to happen . [ scene_break ] tabitha : it 's safe now . baby witch though you are , there are some things that mortals do that are just too profane . i 'll explain it all to you later , when you 're older . right now we 'll check in on alistair and beth . oh ! oh , good grief . oh , more interfamily lust . well , at least those two heathens do n't know that they 're father and daughter -- yet . beth : no offense , alistair , but you 're not going to be distracting me like this . i know luis and sheridan are still here in the club . we have got to get out of here . alistair : we are not going to get out of here until i say we get out of here . that is , of course , if you want me to call back sheridan and luis . i mean , i think they 'd be very interested in hearing how you pulled off the grand kidnapping of sheridan and the tiny baby . beth : you would n't . alistair : oh , yes , i would . i do what i like whenever i like , so you just simmer down and enjoy our evening out . i certainly am . i mean , look around you . all of the tension and suffering of our fellow townsfolk , and here we sit above it all , sipping champagne , looking forward to a mutually exciting , long night . beth : i 'm not sure about this . alistair : oh , ca n't you forget luis , that idiot , for one night ? beth : yes , of course , but -- alistair : but what ? i mean , do n't you realize that i can have any woman in the world and i chose you ? do you know why ? because i thought we had something in common . i never met a woman who thought the same way as i do . that 's why i think we are going to be very , very good together . very good . [ scene_break ] gwen : sheridan . hey . sheridan : gwen , i am so glad that you 're still here . gwen : why ? what 's wrong ? sheridan : well , things have gone from bad to worse . i 've lost my son , and now it looks like i 've lost luis , all because of beth . gwen : he still wo n't believe that marty 's your son ? sheridan : no . and now because i 've had this d.n.a . test done , he thinks i 'm completely insane . but i know that i 'm right . i 've never been more certain of anything in my life . gwen : look , all i know is that i would n't put anything past beth . i never trusted her whole sweet - and - innocent act . sheridan : oh , so help me god , gwen , that woman better steer clear of me , because i swear , if i see her , i will kill her . [ scene_break ] chad : you guys mind watching him for a minute ? his pacifier 's in the other room . julian : no , not at all . eve : what are we going to do , julian ? julian : well , you heard chad . eve : i mean , i have no doubt that he really does love the little boy . julian : well , maybe we 're looking too far ahead . maybe we should just take things one step at a time and deal with what 's in front of us , like -- like being part of this little guy 's life . [ baby coos ] eve : god , he 's so beautiful . julian : oh -- eve : and so precious and so innocent . god , please save him from all the mistakes that we 've made . if only i 'd had the courage to just tell people that we 'd had a son together . julian : do n't go back there , eve . it wo n't do anyone , especially this little baby , any good for us to punish ourselves for things we ca n't undo , and besides , even if we 'd told everyone about our relationship , chad and whitney would still have fallen in love and this baby would have been born . i think he was meant to be , problems and all . eve : but chad should know . he should know that the baby he 's adopted is really his own flesh - and - blood son . julian : what about fox ? eve : oh , god , poor fox . i feel so sorry for him . he has the right to know that this child he 's so desperate to get custody of is not even his child . julian : yeah , he thinks i do n't give a damn about him , but i do . it just kills me to see him torn up over a baby that is n't even his . [ scene_break ] whitney : thank you . whitney : you know , you can stop judging me with your eyes anytime . theresa : well , you know what ? i have every right to be worried , whitney , because i 've never seen you so hell - bent on blocking out reality . whitney : well , get used to it , because i think i 've found myself a new hobby . theresa : can we just go home , please ? whitney : what , and miss out on all the fun ? if you do n't like it , leave . theresa : no , whitney , no . we 're best friends . we stick together no matter what . whitney : well , this is my no - matter - what . so either quit harping on me or take a hike , because i 'm not leaving till i let loose tonight . [ scene_break ] sheridan : gwen , i am just so furious and frustrated that i swear , if i see beth , i 'll kill her with my bare hands . gwen : honey , i know how you feel . i felt the same way about theresa . the only difference is she made the colossal mistake of walking into my path and i acted on it . sheridan : you mean when you tried to kill her ? gwen : yes . but it was n't worth it , because now she 's waltzing around with a baby that should be mine and i 'm looking at spending 30 years or so in jail . i could be paying for my frustration for the rest of my life . sheridan : i 'm so sorry . i just wish that there was some way that i could prove that beth is the one that kidnapped me and stole my baby and is raising him as her own . gwen : but how is that ? i mean , you said yourself the d.n.a . test results proved that she is marty 's mother . sheridan : but they 're wrong . i do n't know how , but i just know that they 're wrong . look , i was in beth 's basement tonight , and i got this feeling that i had been there before -- not recently , but a long time ago , more like around the time when i was kidnapped . and i 'd gotten the feeling once before when i was down there , but i just shook it off because i thought i was crazy , but now i know that i 'm not . that is where i was held captive by that clown . gwen : well , look , have you spoken to luis about it ? sheridan : yeah , time and time again , and he does n't believe me . gwen : i can definitely understand your frustration . it 's the same thing with ethan . i always told him that i thought theresa was a threat , and he did n't believe me , and it was so obvious to me . sheridan : what about now ? gwen : he says he finally sees her for what she is , and i hope that he means that . sheridan : well , i 'd settle for that if luis would just believe me with this one important thing in my life , my child . i mean , how can i be with him if he trusts beth more than he trusts me ? gwen : maybe you should ask luis that yourself . [ scene_break ] eve : you know , chad , you 're doing really good with the basics , but there are a few baby - friendly items that you 're going to need , and some of them you 're going to need right away . chad : you know , i wish i could run out to the store right now , but i want to get the baby to sleep . eve : well , if you want to go shopping , we 'll watch the baby . julian : yeah , chad , i 'll go with you . it 'll give eve a chance to bond with her grandson . chad : ok , well , we 'll be back soon , ok ? eve : ok . [ baby cries ] eve : oh , sweetheart . come here . oh , oh , baby , come here . yes . yeah . do you know that right now we should all be just celebrating your arrival and it should just be the happiest time for everybody ? but it 's not . and that 's because whitney is too ashamed of having had a baby by her half brother , so she will not tell your daddy that he 's your real father . yeah , i know . but you know one thing ? none of this -- yeah , none of this is your fault . you are beautiful and you 're pure and you 're innocent and you 're everything that is good in the world . and your grandmother is going to safeguard your future with her life . i promise you that . i just hope that i can do it and keep whitney 's secret at the same time . oh , baby . god , what will it take for her to understand that secrets always come out ? yeah . yeah . [ tabitha laughs ] tabitha : she can hope and pray all she wants , endora . but she 's right about one thing . this little tidbit will come out , and sooner than she thinks . oh , just wait until everyone knows that chad is the real father of that baby and fox is not . [ scene_break ] ivy : so sam kicked me out of the house , and now he never wants to see me again . fox : mom , i 'm sorry . ivy : i came so close , fox . you know , after all those years in a loveless marriage with your father , i thought finally , finally i 'm going to be happy . fox : you know what ? sam 's still upset about jessica . you know , i mean , maybe he 'll feel better in the morning . ivy : no , i do n't -- i do n't think he ever really got over losing grace . fox : well , i do n't see how that 's your fault . i mean , she 's the one that ran off and left him for that other guy , right ? ivy : yeah . fox : so give him a chance , you know ? i mean , call me a fool , but i still believe that true love conquers all . ivy : does that mean you 're still holding out hope for whitney ? fox : yeah , i 'm trying to . you know , i 'm really trying to . it 's just i do n't understand anything that she does , you know ? i mean , here she is , she 's the mother of my child , and she throws the child away like it means nothing , and then not only that , she acts like she never wants to see me again . it 's not my ego talking . i just really do n't get it , you know ? fox : i knew it . i knew she was still here . ivy : fox , maybe she just does n't want to talk to you . fox : really ? well , that 's too bad . chad 's got my son because of the choices that she made . i want some answers . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] tabitha : oh , endora , get that for me , darling . oh , rats and bats , what am i thinking ? you ca n't get that , can you ? well , of course you could , actually , but who 's ever on the other end would think it rather odd that a toddler is so precocious . [ ring ] tabitha : however , you could save mummy by giving it to me over here , hmm ? tabitha : oh , thank you , my little witchy one . hello . lenox residence . edna ? edna wallace ? oh . oh , this is a surprise . norma ? no , i have n't heard hide nor hair of her since that horrifying incident at yuletide . what ? come over to your place ? why ? oh , an emergency with beth , huh ? oh , well , yes , dear , i suppose i can manage a quick visit . yes , i 'll be over shortly , edna . i really had no intention of going anywhere tonight , endora . but edna wallace has good reason to be concerned about alistair and beth . they do n't know that they 're father and daughter , and who knows what they could get up to tonight . oh , that old wallace hag can wait . first , i have to get a gander on what 's going on here . sheridan : did n't know you were there . luis : i 'm not going to let you run out of here all upset . sheridan : luis , we have said everything there is to say . luis : no , we have n't . did you realize what you 're asking me to believe ? sheridan : you know what ? it might seem that way to you , but i know with every fiber of my being that beth is the one that kidnapped me and held me in her basement . luis : all by herself ? sheridan : i have n't figured that part out yet . all i know is that she took marty from me after i gave birth to him and she 's passing him off as her own now . luis : sheridan -- sheridan : you know , either you 're with me on this or you 're not , and somehow i 'm going to prove it to you . luis : i want to help you . sheridan : no , i do n't want your help , not if you 're just going to do it to make me feel better . gwen : guys , maybe you should just let this go for tonight , ok ? do n't let it come between you . sheridan : gwen , it 's not that simple . all right , you should understand more than anyone that every second that my baby is with that monster it 's unbearable for me . luis : you realize what you 're asking me to believe ? that beth is a cold- blooded criminal ? look , if i go after her and it turns out that i 'm wrong , she 'll sue me for harassment . sheridan : marty is my child , and i will do everything in my power to prove it . but will you ? luis : i want to believe you , ok ? i just do n't believe that i could be that wrong about beth . [ scene_break ] beth : look , ok , whatever you want , let 's just go . alistair : no , no -- beth : i do n't want someone to spot us here . alistair : no . and what , miss the closing curtain ? our night of bliss can wait a tad longer , especially considering what may happen . beth : what are you talking about ? alistair : all the lies and secrets -- we 're surrounded by them . i would n't be surprised if someone in our midst committed murder tonight . now , you would n't want to miss that , would you , hmm ? [ tabitha chuckles ] tabitha : i would n't miss it for the world . and i know who 's buying a one - way ticket to hell even if they do n't . [ next_on ] sheridan : i know the truth , beth . you 're the one that kidnapped me and you stole my baby . ivy : you can not be fooled by theresa again . and then you have to ask yourself , is that the kind of mother you want for jane ?
once again , an implied action turned out to be a childish prank as sheridan , whom we last saw supposedly finding beth on a date with alistair , really only found alistair . turns out bethie managed to duck under the table before she got there . confronting her father , sheridan wanted to know if he was following her , but he assured her he is on a date . going back to their side of the club , luis angered sheridan yet again by seeming to choose beth 's side over hers . gwen advises her to keep an eye on beth anyway . theresa realizes fox is in the club and moves whitney to a private booth before he can get to her . whitney is still determined to drink herself into a stupor while her friend tries to talk her out of it . ivy and fox commiserate on losing `` his son `` to chad .
tabitha : honestly , endora , the hookups and breakups on `` laguna beach `` are easier to follow than the couplings going on on harmony 's shore . thanks to you and your magical meddling , kay is back with fox . and miguel , who our bosses want to be with kay , is mesmerized by siren , a mermaid that you made human . oh , siren does n't know her fin from her flipper . she 's a fickle fish who 's going to cause a lot more trouble than she even realizes . siren : i like being with you , miguel . i like kissing you even more . fox : i 've never seen two people connected the way miguel and siren are . kay : yeah , she saved him from drowning , and she 's still giving him mouth - to- mouth . fox : well , i 'm happy for him , are n't you ? kay : i think siren 's coming on a little too strong . fox : well , miguel does n't seem to mind . kay : no , he does n't . fox : that bothers you ? kay : no . siren bothers me . i do n't know , there 's something fishy about her . [ scene_break ] gwen : she 's sleeping like such a little angel . you would never know she was so sick earlier . ethan : well , theresa did do a good job tonight , do n't you think ? you 're a great mother , you are . theresa : thanks . thanks , ethan . gwen : what , do you think theresa 's some sort of miracle worker ? ethan : gwen , come on . gwen : ethan , we could 've taken care of jane ourselves . ethan : i know this . but theresa did nurse little ethan through the same problem . so we were lucky to have her tonight to help us . gwen : great , well , jane is fine now . and theresa can go now . ethan : where is theresa anyway ? gwen : theresa ? theresa : yes . i want gwen taken care of tonight . [ scene_break ] whitney : [ whispering ] oh , god . what 's that red light for ? man : it 's not important . what 's important is that you keep trying to get into the pope 's quarters . and remember , a door is not the only way into a room . whitney : i do n't know what that means . man : just do as you 're told . the fate of your soul and the future of the church depends on your success . whitney : i just wish i could understand all of this , that 's all . man : you will understand everything soon . now , i have to leave you . but i want you to keep trying , keep working . everything depends upon you . whitney : well , i ca n't let god down . he gave me this virtual reality headset to practice with so that i could really get into the pope 's private chambers . i need to get in , get to the pope 's chapel , get the chalice , and bring it back here for him to hold . god certainly does work in mysterious ways . ok , let 's see if i can get in . whitney 's voice : this is it . i 'm almost inside . [ scene_break ] sheridan : oh , no . no , no , no . alistair : well , well , my dear . it seems you 've reached a dead end . sheridan : father , please . do n't kill me . james , chris , luis , marty , they all need me . alistair : what can i say ? their loss is your pain . [ laughing ] sheridan : no . chris : sheridan , what is it ? sheridan : my father 's out there . he 's planning to kill all of us . [ scene_break ] chad : luis , how could you recognize that monk ? we 're in rome . we do n't know anybody here . luis : i did n't say that i recognized him . i said that there 's something familiar about him , so i 'm going to go talk to him and find out what it is . is that ok ? [ scene_break ] fox : what 's fishy about siren ? she saved miguel from drowning . kay : she said she was out here swimming , naked . fox : so she 's got the body for it . kay : so ? it 's cold out . the ocean 's probably freezing . fox : so she likes it cold . i heard judge reilly keeps his mansion at 55 degrees all summer along . kay : it does n't bother you that we know more about some fat cat than we do about siren ? fox : we just met her . kay : yeah , well , i want to know more about her . fox : i can imagine the rest . kay : i mean , i want to know more than how she looks in a bikini . fox : why do you care ? kay : because it 's miguel , ok ? and blonde charity already ruined his life once . he does n't need to end up two for two . tabitha : ha ! kay 's right to be concerned , endora . mortal men like miguel can be mesmerized by a mermaid . complications from this is anyone 's guess . fox : we should be getting back to town . kay : yeah , miguel . let 's go . i 'm sure maria is wondering what happened to us . miguel : maria 's asleep . kay : i meant tabitha . siren : tabitha ? miguel : yeah , the nice old lady we live with . siren : `` nice , `` you say ? miguel : yeah , why ? do you need a place to stay tonight ? kay : what ? miguel : look , she 's out here all by herself . she 's got nowhere to go , kay . fox : miguel 's right . you should pack up your stuff and we 'll get going . siren : i do n't have any stuff . kay : how can you not have stuff ? tabitha : good question . let 's see how fast miss fish is on her feet . [ scene_break ] theresa : yes , collier . i want you to call gwen into work right now . mr. collier : but it 's so late . i only stayed to make sure gwen was swamped the second she came in the door tomorrow . theresa : ok , it 's really very simple . either you call her into work right now , or watch me go crane all over your company . mr. collier : there 's no need for threats . i 'll call gwen as soon as i call my wife to tell her i may not make it home again tonight . gwen : what are you doing out here ? who are you talking to ? [ scene_break ] chris : sheridan , it was just a dream . alistair 's in a coma . we saw him at the long - term care facility . he 's trapped in his body . he ca n't hurt you or anybody else . sheridan : sometimes i wonder . part of me thinks that even in a coma , my father could still hurt us . i just do n't know how . [ scene_break ] luis : brother , can i talk to you for a sec ? chad : maybe he 's afraid of us or does n't speak english . luis : you know , spanish and italian are similar in a lot of ways . quiero hablar con usted . chad : tell him we do n't want to hurt him . luis : [ speaks spanish ] hey -- hey , stop ! [ scene_break ] kay : how can you not have stuff ? where are your clothes ? siren : i 'm wearing them . kay : what about your shoes ? your purse ? food ? there 's nowhere to eat around here . siren : oh , i caught a fish to eat for supper . fox : really ? wow . miguel : i 'll say . siren , you 're not only a natural beauty , you can actually live off nature . siren : my whole life revolves around the sea . fox : grew up along the coast , did you ? siren : yes . fox : should we take you back to your place or would you like to come back with us to tabitha 's ? kay : where is home , by the way ? tabitha : try 20,000 leagues under the sea . i 'm not grilling her like a salmon steak ; kay is . and -- and if siren does n't pass muster , she 'll be exposed as a mermaid , and we 'll be outed as witches . well , you 'd worry , too , if you 'd been torched as many times as i have , endora . man : dost thou repent for thine evil ways , old woman ? tabitha : never . man : then thou shalt burn , witch . burn for all eternity . tabitha : thou hast not seen the last of tabitha . [ laughing ] let 's just hope your friend from fin - land does n't flounder under pressure . siren : i 'm not from around here . kay : oh , where are you from ? siren : portsmouth , new hampshire . kay : how 'd you end up here ? siren : i was on my way to new york with my boyfriend . miguel : boyfriend ? siren : ex - boyfriend . he said he would give me a ride to new york because i want to be a model . miguel : you 'd be fantastic . kay : so where is your boyfriend now ? siren : he took off . miguel : he took off ? he left you here in the middle of nowhere ? siren : yes . miguel : what type of a guy is he ? i mean , that 's terrible . fox : i bet he had all your stuff in his car . siren : that 's right . kay : so the only thing you have to wear is that bikini . siren : i 'm afraid so . miguel : siren , that 's nothing to be ashamed of . you look amazing . siren : thanks , miguel . i love how nice you are to me . fox : wow . [ scene_break ] theresa : so what are you , like , the phone police ? why do you care who i call ? gwen : why could n't you talk to whoever it was in our room ? theresa : hmm , maybe because my daughter is sleeping . gwen : really . ethan : honey , why do n't you just let it go ? theresa : you know what , ethan , it 's ok . i actually called the mansion to check on little ethan . he is fine , by the way . gwen : well , if you 're really so worried about little ethan , why do n't you go home ? theresa : because i want to make sure that my daughter is all right before i leave . gwen : theresa , jane is fine . ethan and i can take care of our daughter without your help . go home . theresa : ok , gwen . you know what ? i will . gwen : you will ? theresa : yup . it 's obvious that the two of you can manage jane without any more help from me , so i 'm out of here . i 'm just going to look in on her one last time before i go . excuse me . ethan : see ? she 's not using jane to get to me . she 's gon na leave as soon as she says good night to our daughter . [ scene_break ] [ whitney grunts ] whitney 's voice : these are n't the pope 's private chambers . wait a second , it must be another story up . so up i go . [ scene_break ] chris : here 's some chamomile tea to calm your nerves . sheridan : thank you . i 'd love some sherry , but i ca n't drink while i 'm pregnant . chris : well , how about i give you a little massage , help you relax ? sheridan : thank you . the dream was so real , so vivid , chris . my father had me cornered in the catacombs with no way out . and he was threatening to kill me and everyone i care about . chris : it was just a dream , sheridan . you saw him earlier at linden hill . and the old man 's in no state to threaten you or anyone else . sheridan : my father does n't take any chances . he could have his people executing orders he left just in case he was ever comatose . [ phone rings ] sheridan : whenever the phone rings this late , it 's never good news . chris : boothe residence . nurse : this is linden hill nursing home calling for sheridan crane - boothe . may i speak to her , please ? it 's about her father 's condition . chris : i 'll put her on . just a moment . sheridan : who is it ? chris : it 's the nursing home . they want to speak to you about alistair . [ scene_break ] chad : which way do you think he went ? luis : this way . chad : you know , you were right to be suspicious , luis . that 's no normal monk . luis : when we find this guy , i 'm coming down on him like a ton of bricks . [ scene_break ] tabitha : typical mortal behavior . kay tells miguel that he better find another love because she 's engaged to fox . and then along comes siren -- thanks to you , a mermaid turned into a woman -- and suddenly , kay is jealous of her . kay better be careful that fox does n't pick up on her passion for miguel . kay : should i call my dad and have him investigate siren ? fox : why would he , kay ? miguel : yeah , she 's no criminal . she 's incredible . kay : no , that 's not what i meant . should i have my dad investigate siren being dumped by her boyfriend who took off with her clothes and her purse ? miguel : what 's the point , ok ? i 'm sure the jerk 's long gone by now . kay : yeah . so , why did n't -- why did n't you call the cops when your boyfriend took off with your stuff ? tabitha : uh - oh . siren : i did n't have a phone . tabitha : seaweed - for - brains is pretty fast on her fins . miguel : you know , it really says a lot that you put aside your personal problems to save me from drowning . fox : yeah , you 're something else , siren . tabitha : you can say that again . miguel : so what are we waiting for ? let 's take siren back to tabitha 's . she can shower while you pick out some of your clothes she can wear . fox : yeah , then we can grab a bite to eat . you like lobster ? siren : i love it . fox : steamed or baked ? siren : raw . kay : raw ? like straight from the shell ? siren : no , with the shell . kay : who eats raw lobster with the shell ? siren : i do . kay : that 's weird . fox : ok , will you excuse us for just a second here ? fox : what are you doing ? kay : nothing . why ? what do you think i 'm doing ? fox : you 're picking on siren . and i know why . tabitha : get out the marmalade and butter , endora . kay 's toast . [ scene_break ] gwen : i do not trust her . ethan : she trusts us to look after jane when she leaves . gwen : well , she 's certainly taking her sweet time saying good night . ethan : honey , just do n't push it . theresa 's voice : damn it , collier . call ! theresa : you know , i just had a thought , actually -- surprising . i thought maybe , i do n't know , one of you guys could stay up and , you know , keep an eye on jane while the other sleeps . theresa : i do n't know -- you know , if she has this flare - up , you have to catch it , like , right away . so -- [ phone rings ] gwen : who is this ? gwen : hello . mr. collier : gwen , i know it 's late , but we have a looming crisis . i need you to come in right away . gwen : i ca n't , mr. collier . my daughter 's been sick . mr. collier : is she all right now ? gwen : for the moment . mr. collier : then i do n't see what the problem is . gwen : ca n't whatever it is just wait until the morning ? mr. collier : never mind . i 'll ask alice kent to handle it -- while i 'll write you a glowing letter of recommendation . gwen : mr. collier , hold on one moment , please . collier wants me to come into work right now . ethan : what a bastard . all right -- no , it 's ok , go on . i 'll -- i 'll watch jane . theresa : actually , i can , you know , stay for jane , as well . gwen : i do n't think so . look , collier can fire me for all i care . there is no way i 'm leaving you here alone with ethan . [ scene_break ] tabitha : good . fox knows that kay is jealous of siren , ergo fox must realize that she still has feelings for miguel . can you say `` beach blanket breakup , `` endora , hmm ? fox : i know what you 're worried about , kay . you 're worried that miguel and siren are moving too fast , getting too close too soon . and you 're worried that maria 's father is going to get his heart broken again by some blonde , another blonde like charity . but you 're worried about nothing . you know , i really think that miguel is just grateful because siren saved his life . and she 's grateful because she found a man who appreciates her . kay : well , they 've definitely been showing their gratitude . fox : ok , you know , it 's getting late . we should get heading back to town . you guys ready to get going ? kay : siren never said she was coming with us . she might want to stay here in case her boyfriend comes back . miguel : or not . siren 's coming with us . fox : of course you are . you know , it 's like kay said , her dad 's the chief of police , so he can do some investigating , find your ex , and get your stuff back for you . siren : no . i -- i mean i do n't want to cause any trouble . tabitha : but you will , dear . you 're a fickle - finned mermaid . miguel : sometimes that 's the best way to go . make a clean break and move on . kay : what about your family , siren , i mean , should n't you call them , let them know where you are so they can come pick you up ? siren : my family 's at sea on a cruise . i 'll get word to them later . kay : why wait ? miguel : kay , leave siren alone . she saved my life and wants to start hers over . let 's help her like she helped me , ok ? [ loud noise overhead ] siren : what 's that ? fox : oh , it 's the chopper . the crane helicopter . it 's coming to pick us up . it 's going to take us to tabitha 's . siren : i 've never flown in a helicopter before . miguel : there 's a first time for everything . siren : everything . fox : come on , let 's go to the chopper . tabitha : suffering succotash . trouble used to land on my doorstep , and now it arrives by helicopter . oh , endora , your magic has made such a mess of things . kay is no longer with miguel , and he 's mesmerized by a mermaid that you made into a woman . hopefully , fox is going to see how jealous kay is of siren . and then he 'll realize that she 's still in love with miguel and let her be free to go and be with maria 's daddy . of course , it may never come to that if she outs us as witches . [ scene_break ] gwen : you can go home because i 'm staying here . what ? ethan : mr. collier ? hi , this is gwen 's husband , ethan . sorry to keep you waiting . gwen wanted me to let you know that she will be right in . ok , thank you . gwen : why did you just do that ? ethan : because there 's no reason in the world why you should n't be able to go to work , all right ? jane is fine . and theresa and i will make sure that she stays that way . theresa : i -- i do n't want to cause trouble . gwen : please , you live to cause trouble . ethan : gwen , listen . i love you very much and you 're my wife , but you know that theresa understands what jane is going through right now better than both of us put together . if that little girl goes into distress or she starts getting sick , i do n't feel comfortable -- she will know exactly what to do . that 's the only reason i 'm suggesting that she stay and you go . gwen : well , i do n't trust her . ethan : then trust me . yeah , gwen , what happened in the garage will never happen again , i promise you . things will be fine . gwen : i do not feel good about this . but fine , i will go into work . theresa 's voice : yes . gwen : but i could be back at any time . theresa 's voice : gwen is still so afraid to leave ethan alone with me ... with good reason . [ scene_break ] whitney : that 's the window to the pope 's chambers . once i 'm inside , taking the chalice and giving it to god will be easy . [ scene_break ] sheridan : yes , this is sheridan crane - boothe . what 's happened to my father ? is he gone ? nurse : no , ma'am . mr. crane is still alive . sheridan : is he still there at linden hill ? nurse : yes , ma'am . i 'm calling because i need a family member 's approval to administer a new medication the attending physician prescribed for your father . we tried mr. crane 's wife and son but could n't reach them . you were next on the contact list . sheridan : yes , of course . you have my permission . do whatever you think is best . nurse : thank you . sheridan : nurse ? nurse : yes ? sheridan : are you sure my father is still comatose ? nurse : yes , ma'am . why would you think otherwise ? sheridan : thank you for calling . my father is still in a coma . they just needed my permission to give him a new medication . chris : well , maybe you can relax now . sheridan : i 'll try . chris : why do n't you come back to bed ? you can fall asleep in my arms . sheridan : that dream was so real . my father was up and about , evil as ever . chris : hey , it was just a dream , sheridan . and your father is in a coma . and until he comes out of the coma and walks through that front door , you 've got nothing to worry about . sheridan : i wish i could believe that . [ scene_break ] luis : i 'm sure that monk went this way . chad : what is it ? luis : i do n't know . luis : that 's him . it should be . [ scene_break ] theresa : this is how it should be , jane with her real mommy and daddy . ethan : theresa , do n't . theresa : well , it 's the truth . i mean , this is how it should be . ethan : stop it , please . theresa : it hurts to go there , does n't it ? to let yourself feel how right this is . ethan : yeah , it hurts . theresa : look , i know that you -- you want to be a really good husband to gwen . but earlier , when you were so loving to her in front of me , was n't it just part of you trying to show me that she 's your one and only , when we both know that it 's not true ? ethan : you know that you 've made gwen paranoid for us to be around each other . you know she does n't trust you being alone with me . theresa : and you do n't trust yourself . ethan : no , that 's not true . that 's not true at all . i 'm the one that told collier that gwen could come back into work . theresa : and was that because you were n't afraid to be alone with me or was that because you saw the chance to be alone with me and you took it ? theresa : look , i understand that you have to lie to gwen . and i know why you feel that you have to lie to me . but , ethan , to lie to yourself ? denying that you want to be alone with me ? denying that we should be together ? it must be exhausting to live such a lie . { ethan : you know , i was thinking about something . what if -- what if we were n't so honorable about our marriage vows ? sheridan : but we are . ethan : i know , i know . but just suppose , just for a minute , that we -- i know it 's crazy to even think it , but will we always hold fast to our convictions ? i mean , could there ever be something that happened that would make your love for luis and my love for theresa just win out over everything else ? } ethan : truth is -- the truth is i 'm a married man that loves his wife and his daughter . theresa : even so -- ethan : theresa , you have my gratitude for helping out with jane tonight , you really do . but that is all that i can give you . there 's nothing else that i can give . theresa : ethan , you love me . theresa : you know , you can walk away from me , but wherever you go , your heart 's going to take me with you . and it 's your heart that will bring you back to me . [ scene_break ] whitney : ok . it wo n't be long now . whitney 's voice : finally , i can get inside the pope 's private chambers . then i 'll get into his chapel , get the chalice , and give it to god . [ whitney screaming ] chad : oh , my god . luis : what is it ? chad : did n't you hear that scream ? it was whitney . luis : whitney ? are you sure ? chad : yeah , i 'd know that voice anywhere , man . whitney 's close , and she 's in trouble . [ scene_break ] tabitha : if witches had blood pressure , mine would be off the blinking charts by now . besides the stress of being a single mother and having a flock of mortals underfoot all the time , i now have an incoming mermaid to deal with . tabitha : really , endora , turning that fickle fish into a -- into a human is really asking for trouble . mermaids are second only to politicians when it comes to being untrustworthy . and do n't forget , i 've threatened to feed her to fluffy . so she might decide to protect herself and -- and expose us as witches . fox : tabitha , you 're still up ? tabitha : oh , yes , i -- i -- we were so worried about you , we could n't go to sleep . was that a -- was that a helicopter i heard ? kay : yeah , it 's a long story . fox : you wo n't believe the night that we 've had . tabitha : try me . fox : well , i went to go find kay , and -- tabitha : and who is this , may i ask ? miguel : tabitha , this is siren . siren , tabitha , and her beautiful daughter endora . tabitha : oh , i -- i do n't know if any of you saw fluffy on your way in , but she has n't had her fish - flavored supper yet and she 's absolutely starving . kay : no , we did n't see her . tabitha : and what brings you to my humble abode , miss siren ? siren : miguel . miguel : turns out siren 's the blonde that saved me from drowning . tabitha : really ? kay : yeah , really . miguel : siren 's incredible . tabitha : i see . miguel : she 's been through a lot . her boyfriend drove off and left her stranded on a beach , just with this bikini she 's wearing . fox : and we brought siren back with us because she does n't have any place to go tonight . so , we were hoping she could stay here . miguel : yeah , in my bedroom , if that 's ok . tabitha 's voice : what will it take for fox to see that kay is jealous of siren 's closeness to miguel ? [ scene_break ] mr. collier : gwen , have you compiled the inventory papers i said i needed first thing ? gwen : yes , i did . i actually just finished it . if that is all for tonight , i really want to get home to my husband and daughter . mr. collier : no , i 'm afraid , it 's not . i mean , we 're going to have to work straight through until morning . gwen 's voice : which leaves theresa free to work on ethan all night . [ scene_break ] chris : you 've got ta get back to sleep . you and the baby both need your rest . sheridan : i 'm afraid to go back to sleep . chris : you 're afraid of dreaming about your father again ? sheridan : what 's worse is the fear of that dream coming true . my father could kill me and everyone i care about . [ scene_break ] luis : chad , if you think you heard whitney screaming , then you got ta go find her . chad : yeah , but what about the monk ? luis : whatever , i 'll find him , ok ? when i do , i 'll find out why he ran . chad : ok , ok . luis , just be careful , ok ? luis : i will be . chad : whitney ! luis : that monk 's got to be around here somewhere . it 's useless to keep running ! i 'm going to find you ! i do n't know why you seem so familiar . [ next_on ] tabitha : back to the sea you go . fancy : i wonder if his being gone has anything to do with maya . lena : now , i 'm going to kill you . luis : you know alistair crane personally ? simone : i just hope wherever she is , she 's ok . chad : hold on , whitney . i 'm coming .
ethan thanks theresa for taking care of jane , hugging her and saying she 's a great mother , while gwen watches , sizzling mad . theresa gets mr. collier to call gwen in to work , then stays to keep an eye on the baby - and work on ethan some more . luis and chad chase `` god `` , trying to find out what is so familiar about him . he manages to escape , however . whitney continues to try to get into the pope 's room , using the virtual reality goggles , but she gets in trouble when her natural movements mirror the virtual ones . it does alert chad to the fact she 's close and in trouble , tho .
ivy : fox , wait . no , you -- i know you 're upset with whitney , but you 've had a little bit to drink . maybe you should wait to talk to her . fox : no , no , i 've waited long enough . she 's got to tell me why she gave away my son so that chad could end up adopting him . theresa : just please stop drinking . i 'm really worried you 're going to get yourself into trouble . whitney : how much more trouble could i possibly get myself into ? i mean , i had my half brother 's baby , and i had fox believing that he 's the father . and then when i finally figured out that was n't going to solve anything , i put my baby up for adoption only to have chad adopt his own child . and now everybody 's mad at me , wanting to know why i did what i did , and i ca n't tell them . and the only people that know are you , my mother , and julian , and no one else can ever find out . fox : find out what ? [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , would you please stop accusing beth of kidnapping you and stealing your baby ? not only do you not have proof of what you 're saying , the d.n.a . tests proved that beth is marty 's biological mother , not you . sheridan : the d.n.a . test is wrong . luis : ok , i am asking you to trust me . sheridan : i am not crazy , all right ? marty is my son . luis : gwen , can you help me out here ? could you tell sheridan if she does n't stop this that beth is going to sue us for harassment , and then neither one of us is going to see marty ? sheridan : you know , gwen does n't have to say anything because you have made yourself perfectly clear . you 've chosen beth over me , the woman you supposedly love . [ scene_break ] beth : alistair ? alistair : hmm ? beth : please , let 's get out of here before luis and sheridan see us together . if they do , luis will realize that everything sheridan 's been accusing me of is true ! alistair : not to worry , my dear . sheridan and luis are too absorbed in their own issues to notice us right now . in fact , everyone in this place is either angry or agonizing over something . alistair : emotions are running so wild that someone 's going to snap , lose control , and commit murder . tabitha : alistair 's right , endora . there 's murder in the air tonight . ah ! oh . cold steel begets cold - blooded murder . [ scene_break ] t.c . : i really feel for you , man , for what you 're going through with jessica and all . liz : yes , if there 's anything we can do to help , just -- sam : i thought ivy would 've helped jessica , but she only made things worse , keeping everything jessica was going through as a secret . i mean , how can a grown woman let herself be blackmailed by a teenager ? liz : sam , how is jessica blackmailing ivy ? sam : i do n't know . that 's the least of my worries right now . liz 's voice : eve 's known what ivy 's been hiding for a while now . i think it 's time i found out , as well . [ scene_break ] rebecca : so , ethan 's right . you really are down in the dumps . ivy : well , i might as well tell you . sam and i are finished for good . rebecca : oh . no , you 're kidding . mmm . ivy : no . after all those years , we finally rekindle our love and i thought we 'd be together forever . but i blew it . rebecca : hmm . did he find out what exactly it was you did to break up him and grace ? ivy : please . curiosity killed the cat . i do n't need that bomb to drop . rebecca : well , what difference does it make ? i mean , you already lost him . ivy : i do n't want to lose ethan and fox , too . rebecca : good point . and speaking of ethan , i have some news that is going to boost your spirits . ivy : what ? rebecca : gwen and i have finally found a way to sever the cord between ethan and theresa . ivy : really ? details . [ scene_break ] fox : so what are you two talking about , huh ? what ca n't anyone find out ? whitney : nothing . fox : nothing ? no , you 're definitely hiding something . i want to know what it is . whitney : fox , please . fox : i want to know why you 're pushing me away . i want to know why you gave my son up for adoption . and you know what ? i want the truth this time . i think i deserve that much . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : oh , i 've just got to get to beth before she does the humpty dumpty with alistair . beth has no idea that sheridan 's father is her father , too . oh , what is taking tabitha so long to get over here ? i need her to watch marty so i can search for beth because i have got to get to her before alistair does . tabitha : oh . i do n't know . what 's a witch to do ? i know i told edna that i 'd be over shortly , but i do n't want to be there if it means that she 's in time to stop alistair and beth doing the box springs boogie . the boys in the basement definitely want daddy alistair and daughter beth to do the deed . the grief it 'll cause when the incestuous truth comes out is what we dark siders live for . oh , i know , endora . i told her i 'd be over there shortly . oh , drat . i 'd better go , then . oh -- where is mommy 's brain ? you need a babysitter , do n't you ? here -- conjure up your english nanny doll . endora ? phoebe , dear . so good of you to come . phoebe : what a charming flat . are we in surrey ? tabitha : no , dear , we 're in harmony and i 'm in a hurry . now , endora will explain what to do . there 's tea and biscuits in the kitchen . help yourself . endora , darling , be a good girl now , all right ? and be nice to our guest . phoebe : hello . i have a few magic tricks of my own . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , i am not siding with beth over you . sheridan : yes , you are . all right ? marty is my son , and i have been telling you that since the day he was born . and now i 'm starting to get memories back of my kidnapping . i 'm more convinced than ever that beth was involved . and now that i 've been down in her basement , i know that that 's where i was held . but obviously , anything i have to say does n't carry any weight with you because you believe beth more than you believe me . luis : it 's a little more complicated than that , ok ? sheridan : no . no , luis , it 's not . and you know what ? i 'm going to prove to you that beth is not what you think she is , and i 'm going to get my son back . luis : sheridan -- sheridan , come -- alistair : i know you 're afraid that luis and sheridan are going to see us together . but i promise you they wo n't . we 'll just stick around here for a little while longer . then i 'll take you home with me and to my bed . all right ? [ scene_break ] fox : so there 's something going on , right ? i want to know the truth . whitney : can you just leave me alone ? i do n't really want to be bothered . fox : who are you , huh ? who are you ? you 're not the woman that i fell in love with . you 're not the woman that i wanted to marry , spend the rest of my life with . that woman had a heart . that woman would never carry my baby inside of her , feel it grow inside of her , only to throw it away like it did n't matter . now , do n't get me wrong , adoption is a wonderful thing . but not for us , whitney . our baby had a father -- has a father -- that wants him and loves him . but you -- what do you do , huh ? you -- you throw my child away ? you get rid of my child without even telling me ? now , if you did n't want to marry me , that 's one thing . fine . and you do n't think you can handle being a single mother ? well , then that 's how you feel . i ca n't do anything about that . but i would 've raised my child by myself . but you really did n't give me that chance , did you ? you went behind my back and gave my son away ? i want to know why . i want to know what the hell you were thinking . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : tabitha , i am so glad you are here . thanks so much for looking after marty for me while i search for beth . do you know those greedy kids who baby - sit expected to be paid ? tabitha : well , is something wrong with daughter beth ? mrs. wallace : oh , i just have to clue her in about some very , very important news . tabitha : well , why not call her on her cell phone ? mrs. wallace : well , i tried but she turned it off . tabitha : well , ca n't whatever it is wait until the morning ? mrs. wallace : no . no , i mean -- oh , it would be too late . tabitha : oh . my word , edna , you have got yourself upset . are you running short of diapers or something ? mrs. wallace : no . but , you know , i am going through them quickly . nerves , you know . tabitha : oh , dear . you poor thing . yes , it 's a pity mr. wallace , beth 's father , is n't around to comfort you . mrs. wallace : tabitha , you 're talking about two different fellas . mr. wallace was not beth 's father . tabitha : oh , my . oh , well , far be it from me to judge you . i 'm a single mother myself . mrs. wallace : yeah , but , you see , i finally realized who beth 's father really is , and i have got to find her and tell her before she does something she 's going to regret . tabitha : well , are n't you being overly dramatic , edna ? beth 's lived her whole life not knowing who her father is . i mean , what harm can a few more hours make ? mrs. wallace : more than you know , tabs . more than you know . [ scene_break ] alistair : beth , relax . foreplay is to be enjoyed . beth : how am i supposed to relax when i 'm worried someone 's going to see us ? [ scene_break ] alistair : no one will . ethan : hey , you two . luis : hey , ethan . ethan : what 's wrong ? luis : oh , you know , sheridan and i are having a little argument . ethan : oh . luis : yeah . gwen : yeah , she 's still not convinced that marty is n't their child , and now she thinks that beth was behind her kidnapping . ethan : you thought that once , did n't you ? gwen : yep , right before my hit - and - run . luis : you know , i 'm trying to be supportive , but sheridan has no proof of anything she 's saying . i mean , ethan , you 're a lawyer . you got to have proof to make a case , right ? ethan : yeah , you do . luis , what if sheridan had the same suspicions about her father , that he was the one behind the kidnapping and stole your baby ? would you believe her then ? luis : yeah , absolutely . but sheridan 's talking about beth , you know ? i just ca n't see her doing something so horrible . gwen : maybe she was working with alistair . luis : beth ? no . no , she 'd never hook up with a monster like alistair . [ scene_break ] alistair : now hold that thought . i 'm going to take a look around , see what 's going on , hmm ? be good . beth : i 'm still nervous someone 's going to see me here . sheridan : beth . are you here with my father ? [ scene_break ] mrs .. wallace : where did precious put those keys ? i have got to get to beth and tell her who her daddy is . tabitha : even though you have no idea where she is ? mrs. wallace : no , i do n't . ah ! tabitha : well , well , if you do n't get to her tonight , at least you tried , edna . mrs. wallace : `` do n't get to her `` ? oh , tabs , i ca n't handle this on my own . i need help . tabitha : oh , well , i do n't think the police are going to want to get involved in this kind of family affair . mrs. wallace : i 'm not talking about harmony 's finest . i 'm talking about heaven 's little helpers . tabitha : you mean -- mrs .. wallace : you bet i do . angels , do you hear me ? angels , help me ! angels -- help me , angels ! help me ! help me ! help me . tabitha : oh , my devils . oh , i had no idea that old bag had a pray station . if her call goes through , i sure as hell do n't want to be stuck here . one witch is no match for a flock of angels . tabitha : my feet are stuck to the bloody floor . mrs. wallace : angels , come on down ! come on ! help stop the evil . come on down ! angels , come on . tabitha : oh , bloody hell ! without endora here to help me , i 'm doomed . [ scene_break ] fox : it 's bad enough you did n't want our child , whitney , that you could n't look at him much less hold him . but to give him away without giving me a chance to keep him ? that 's just -- that 's heartless . i 'm that baby 's father , whitney , only -- look , look -- no baby . why ? because chad has him . and tonight i had to leave my son with a man who only adopted him to get you back . theresa : what ? fox : yeah , yeah , that 's right . i overheard chad talking to my dad and eve . he admitted that he still wants whitney back , and he thinks he can use my child as a means to make that happen . whitney , our brother adopted my son so that he could be with his own sister . now , you tell me -- how sick is that ? theresa : whitney , i think you need to tell -- whitney : ok , i think we both need to stop arguing about this . i do n't want to talk about my baby anymore anyway . theresa : why do n't i -- let me go talk to her . i 'm going to try to get her to open up , ok ? [ scene_break ] ethan : dad filled me in on what happened with you and jessica . ivy : oh . yeah , i really messed it up this time . ethan : i would n't worry about it . i think you and dad will get back on track . ivy : i 'm not counting on it , ethan . but , hey , you know , rebecca told me that theresa has refilled the charges against gwen ? ethan : yeah . you know , i really -- i really , really thought that i had gotten through to theresa this time about dropping this whole feud , but it just -- ivy : ethan ? ok , ethan , listen to me , and please know that what i am telling you is true . theresa is a snake . ethan : mother , i do n't want to hear it . ivy : no , you can not allow yourself to forget how selfish and manipulative theresa can be . ethan : yes , all right ? look , yes , yes , she 's done some crazy things . but i do n't think theresa sees what she does as malicious . ivy : oh , right , ok . so she was just being kind when she put that dossier together about your true paternity , and then sent the information to the tabloids rather than coming to you or to me with the truth ? you got the shock of your life reading in the headlines that you were n't a crane instead of having somebody you love tell you . ethan : yes , that stuck in my gut for the longest time , but , you know , she denies sending that information to the tabloids . she denies it . ivy : ethan , please . it 's just more lies . i mean , who else but theresa had access to her computer , much less knew that the files were there in the first place ? ethan , theresa outed you , and she did it without a thought to the pain and devastation she was causing in your life . you can not be fooled by theresa again . you have got to see her for what she really is -- a selfish and conniving monster . and then you have to ask yourself , ethan , is that the kind of mother you want for jane ? [ scene_break ] gwen : i 'm still not sure ethan is willing to take theresa to court to get permanent custody of jane . rebecca : honey , trust me . ethan is going to do it . i mean , theresa has crossed a line this time by having you re - arrested . i mean , this is so much bigger than the time that she found out that ethan was n't a crane and instead of going directly to him with the awful middle - class truth -- no , no -- she sent the files right to the tabloids . gwen : ok , you know as well as i do that we tipped off the tabloids , not theresa . rebecca : shh . all right ? nobody else has to know that . [ scene_break ] sheridan : so , was that my father you were sitting with ? because he was sitting right there . beth : i was n't sitting with anyone . sheridan : what are you doing here , then ? beth : you know , i do n't think that 's any of your business . sheridan : ok . why are n't you home with marty ? beth : because of the stress that you 've put me under , i needed to get out and unwind . mother is with marty . sheridan : oh , bethie , bethie . if you think that i have put you under stress up until now , i 've just gotten started . beth : what is that supposed to mean ? sheridan : i was in your basement tonight . beth : what ? why ? sheridan : it all came back to me . i know that that 's where i was held after i was kidnapped , and i know you were one of the clowns that kidnapped me . i know the truth , beth . you 're the one that kidnapped me and you stole my baby . beth : you 're crazy , sheridan . and no one 's going to believe this latest rant of yours . sheridan : oh , yes , they will . because i am not going to let you get away with this . i 'm going to find enough proof that will put you away for life . and then i 'm going to get my son back , you child - stealing bitch ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh . talk about being rooted in evil . i still ca n't move my damn feet . if edna 's call for help from on high goes through , it 's going to be goodbye , tabby . mrs. wallace : help me , angels ! stop beth from doing the bugaloo with her own father . nip evil in the bud ! tabitha : oh , please , please , no nipping . mrs. wallace : destroy all that 's unholy ! tabitha : oh , no , that would be me . mrs. wallace : stop evil in its tracks ! tabitha : oh , they 're way ahead of you , dear . mrs. wallace : and purge all that 's unholy from our lives ! mrs. wallace : whoo ! holy moly , it 's working . the angels are coming , the angels are coming ! mrs. wallace : wow . this has never happened before . tabitha 's voice : that 's because you 've never had a witch in your house before . mrs. wallace : oh , the angels must really want to save bethie from doing it with her daddy . tabitha : i do n't know which is worse , facing the heavenly hit squad or listening to edna bang her damn tambourine . [ scene_break ] theresa : please , whitney , tell fox and chad the truth . tell them that chad is the father of your baby . whitney : i ca n't do that . theresa : but , whitney , you see what fox is going through , and it 's not even his baby . whitney : god , i wish i had fallen off that wharf and drowned . theresa : just tell him the truth , whitney . you owe him that . whitney : no , theresa . the only person i owe anything to is my baby . i owe it to him to have a normal life without the shame of knowing where he came from . [ scene_break ] bartender : there you go . alistair : drinking alone , luis ? trouble in paradise ? luis : that 's none of your damn business . alistair : oh , you and my daughter are at odds . i 'll buy you a drink . we 'll celebrate . luis : see , the bottom line is sheridan and i love each other and , well , no one 's going to come between us . especially you , old man . alistair : you are so wrong , luis . something can come between you and sheridan . death . [ scene_break ] sheridan : you are not going to get away with stealing my baby , you carnival freak ! beth : stay away from me , sheridan . i 'm going to call luis and tell him to come get you and take you back to the psych ward where i 'm sure they 've got some jumper cables with your name on them . then i 'm going to call my lawyer tomorrow and he 's going to make sure that you never see marty ever again . sheridan : you ca n't keep me from my son . i wo n't let you . beth : so tell it to the judge . you 're whacked . you 're a danger to me and my son . sheridan : no , marty is my son . beth : no , he is my son , and i have the d.n.a . test to prove it . sheridan : the d.n.a . tests are wrong . i do n't know how you did it , but they are wrong because marty is my child ! beth : all right , i 've had enough of this . ow ! sheridan : no , you are not going anywhere ! beth : the hell i 'm not . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : stop the evil , angels ! stop the evil ! glory , glory , glory hallelujah hallelujah glory , glory glory , glory glory , glory hallelujah tabitha : timmy always said there 's forgiveness in heaven -- yeah , even for a witch like me . yeah , well , maybe it 's a good time to prove it now , hmm ? oh , just a suggestion ! mrs. wallace : wait ! tabitha : what ? mrs. wallace : i ca n't ask the angels for help because the lord helps those who help themselves . tabitha : oh , more heavenly hokum -- or not , not , not . oh , i 'm just a witch . what do i know ? mrs. wallace : ok . i am going to get in the car and i am going to find beth . i 'm going to stop her from committing an icky sin . mrs. wallace : thank you , angels . thank you for giving me the heavenly hint as to what i have to do . hello , angels ? well , i guess they 're gone . ok . tabs , thank you so much for watching marty . now , i 'm going to be out searching probably for the rest of the night , you know . tabitha : yeah . just close the cupboard before you go , edna . mrs. wallace : what do you mean , my altar ? tabitha : ooh . ooh , my ears . mrs. wallace : oh , no , tabs . no . see , because i want you to pray for me . i want you to ask the angels to lead me to beth , deliver us from the evil that 's within our midst . here you go . [ scene_break ] ethan : we need to talk . theresa : you 're drinking . ethan : oh , yeah . you bet . theresa : why ? ethan : `` why ? `` because you keep pushing and pushing and pushing , and i am doing my damnedest to try to not push back . theresa : i do n't understand . ethan : no , no , that 's my line . that `` i do n't understand `` is my line . i do n't understand why you 're doing it . why are you doing it ? why wo n't you just leave gwen alone , huh ? why are you pushing it ? theresa : because she tried to kill me , ethan , many times , again when we were on the island . ethan : theresa , you had my baby . she was -- theresa : our baby . that 's right . gwen kidnapped our child , ethan . i have every right to refile the charges against her . ethan : that 's really not what this is about , is it ? you know what this is about ? this is about you trying to get back at her again and again , and me asking you point - blank to just stop the feud . theresa : rebecca would 've come after me if i did n't act first . ethan : no , she would n't have . no , she would n't have , but you better believe that she is going to now . like hell she 's going to now . she and gwen both unless you drop these charges . theresa : i ca n't do that . ethan : you 'd better . you 'd better do it because you do n't understand what kind of pressure i 'm under here . theresa : pressure ? ethan : yeah . to go after you and to take you into court and to sue you for custody of jane . [ scene_break ] fox : whitney , come on , talk to me . tell me why you gave away our baby . whitney : i told you , fox , just leave me alone . i do n't really want to talk to you right now . fox : whitney , i still love you , all right ? just let me help you . i want to help you . whitney : i do n't need your help . i just need to be by myself , ok ? [ piano plays ] whitney : you do n't know what i 'm feeling and you do n't know where i 've been and i 'm sure t.c . : that 's whitney . whitney : i do n't know where i 'm going liz : so it is , following in her mother 's footsteps . t.c . : not if i can help it . whitney : love 's been torn away my life has lost its meaning my soul 's dark within ooh , ooh my heart is so broken i ca n't tell the night from the day [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : oh . it 's a miracle . tabitha : what , that i 'm not dead yet ? mrs. wallace : we have just been a witness to the power of prayer , tabitha . glory , glory hallelujah glory , glory , glory hallelujah tabitha : oh , my godzilla . they 're still here . mrs. wallace : i am going to go find beth , and i am going to stop her from making a terrible , terrible mistake . oh , tabs ? may all the angels in heaven keep you and bless you . tabitha : oh . just a thank - you would be perfectly adequate , dear . mrs. wallace : glory , glory hallelujah glory , glory hallelujah tabitha : you 're not going anywhere , though , are you ? i 'll take that as a no . all right , then . i might as well make myself comfortable , as comfortable as a witch can be grounded and surrounded by angels . [ scene_break ] whitney : everyone i thought i really knew mmm must have only lived in my dreams and my world has changed right before my eyes the truth is n't always what it seems and , oh , i , i ca n't believe it 's like the whole world is falling , falling on me oh , i fox 's voice : how can whitney sing her heart out after being heartless enough to turn her back on me and our child ? i just do n't get what 's going on with her , but something is . something 's driving whitney to act this way . but what ? whitney : something went wrong and i ca n't believe ca n't find my way i 'm blind i 'm feeling so confused my heart stopped its beating liz : t.c . , please , do n't try to stop whitney from singing . it 's only going to make matters worse . that 's the last thing anyone needs tonight . t.c . : you 're right . but just knowing what singing can lead to -- like with eve -- i am not going to let whitney follow in her footsteps . i have to get my daughters back on track , and we have to get our grandson away from chad . liz : we will , honey , i promise . the lawyer will find grounds to overturn the adoption and we will raise whitney 's baby . whitney : i no longer know t.c . : you 're right , baby . i ca n't imagine what my life would be like without you . liz : well , good , because i will always be here for you , t.c . always . whitney : i ca n't believe [ scene_break ] rebecca : honey , you need to relax . look , theresa has cooked her own goose this time by having you re - arrested . i mean , ethan knows that he can not trust her now . of course , he should 've figured that out when she married julian or before that when she released the information that he was actually a bennett . but better late than never . gwen : ok , you keep forgetting that we were the ones who sent theresa 's files to the tabloid , and if ethan ever finds that out , i 'm going to lose him forever . rebecca : well , he wo n't . but you have to stop frowning or i am going to have to break out the botox . look , ethan is going to sue theresa for permanent custody of jane , and theresa is going to be out of our lives and her spell on ethan is going to be broken for good . [ scene_break ] ethan : if you do n't drop the charges against gwen , i will be forced to take you into court and sue you for custody of jane . theresa : you ca n't do that , ethan . jane is my child . ethan : yeah , yeah , she is . you know what she also is ? she 's my child . and i will do it and i can do it if you force my hand . theresa : no , you wo n't . ethan : if you do n't drop these charges against gwen , i 'm not going to have a choice . theresa : you wo n't do it , ethan . it 's as simple as that . ethan : i wo n't do it ? and let me ask you something . how can you be so sure of that ? theresa : because . [ scene_break ] whitney : i ca n't believe whitney : and my world has changed right before my eyes the truth is n't always what it means and , oh , i , i ca n't believe that the whole world beth : alistair ? alistair : at your service . use this to kill sheridan . put an end to her threatening your future with luis and marty once and for all . whitney : i no longer know sheridan : beth , get up and get out here ! i am not finished with you yet . whitney : i ca n't believe beth : i 'm not finished with you , either , sheridan . but i will be soon . whitney : ca n't find my way i 'm blind i 'm feeling so [ next_on ] julian : no matter what happens , you and whitney are through forever . fox : i want the truth , whitney ! just tell me the truth . rebecca : ethan , what the hell is going on here ? beth : time 's up , sheridan . party 's over . sheridan : no !
things are jumping at the blue note . sheridan finds beth at alistair 's table and realizes she 's the woman he said he was with . beth denies it , threatening to have sheridan committed and legally blocked from being with marty if she does n't shut up . the bell for round one sounds and the women are locked in mortal combat , although no one else in the club seem to notice . finally , alistair , hiding in the shadows , gives beth the weapon that can remove his daughter from their lives forever - a knife ! fox confronts whitney about why she gave his son away so chad could adopt him , but she 'd rather sing than tell him the truth . this upsets tc and liz , but they decide not to make a scene for once . a tipsy ethan warns theresa to drop the charges against gwen or his wife and monster - in - law will force him to take jane away from her . her response ? a huge , passionate kiss , which he does n't seem to be avoiding . rebecca assures gwen that ethan will do what they want since he now hates theresa , thanks to her lies and outing him to the tabloid showing he 's not a real crane . gwen reminds her that they , not theresa , did that .
kay : you just met siren , and you want her to sleep in your room ? miguel : so what if we just met ? siren has to sleep somewhere . why not my bed ? tabitha 's voice : talk about being mesmerized . siren already has miguel hot to get horizontal . siren : i 'd love to sleep in your bed , miguel . kay 's voice : i bet you would , slut . tabitha : look at kay , endora . she may be engaged to fox , but she 's outraged that she has competition for miguel 's affections . [ scene_break ] fancy : oh , noah . fancy : noah ? fancy : where did he go ? [ scene_break ] noah : oh , i hate that i had to leave fancy to come meet lena . maya : i know you hate being under her thumb . i do , too . but we have no choice . i mean , the f.b.i . wants to arrest us as terrorists if we do n't get proof that lena 's involved in terrorism . lena : noah , maya . noah : lena . late as usual . lena : i reconfirmed the mission i 'm sending you both on to find out who killed my partner and get back what was stolen from the trunk . noah : how about i put an end to all is nonsense and send you straight to the morgue instead ? [ scene_break ] paloma : wow . jessica : wow . paloma , what a great room . i still ca n't believe we 're in rome . the last thing i remember was taking off from harmony , and now i 'm here . simone : well , you slept the whole flight . jessica : you know what i like best about rome so far ? simone : no spike ? jessica : mm - hmm , yeah . paloma : we 're glad you left him . simone : this time for good . jessica : yeah , you got that right . i 'm never going back to that sleaze . paloma : well , this trip can be a new start for you , jess . jessica : yeah , totally . so , while i start over , what are you guys doing here in rome ? [ scene_break ] chad : whitney ? whitney ? hey , excuse me , excuse me . did you hear a woman scream ? man : mi dispiace , pero no parlo inglese . chad : thank you , thank you . i have to find whitney . whitney ? [ monks chant ] whitney : chad . [ scene_break ] luis : hey , you ! stop ! arrest ! [ monks chant ] luis : i 'm sure i 'll find that monk inside . luis : what the -- [ scene_break ] miguel : did i miss something ? why do you guys all look like you stuck your finger in a light socket ? oh , wait . you all thought i wanted siren sleeping in my bed with me ? fox : well , you 're a guy and she 's a girl . tabitha 's voice : one out of two . miguel : you know , i thought siren could sleep in my bed while i slept in the attic . kay : oh . fox : oh . tabitha : oh . miguel : siren , i ca n't imagine what you must think of me . siren : i think you 're cute and sweet and really , really sexy . miguel : thank you , but i did n't want you to think i expected to hop into bed with you so soon after we met . tabitha 's voice : miguel obviously has n't mingled with too many mermaids . miguel : i 'm so sorry . i did n't mean to embarrass you . i hope you 'll forgive me . no wonder you guys all looked shocked . you guys actually thought i was asking tabitha if i could sleep with siren , under her roof when i 'm just a guest ? kay : that 's what it sounded like . miguel : i 'm sorry . i hope i did n't offend you , tabitha . tabitha : oh , no , no , dear , not at all . no , in my day , i shared my charms with more than one man after knowing him just a short time . tabitha 's voice : almost an entire roman legion , to be exact . miguel : so can siren stay in my room while i sleep in the attic ? fox : hey , the more the merrier , right ? kay : yeah , i mean , it 's pretty crowded here already . do we really have room for anyone else ? miguel : you know , kay 's right . i should n't be asking for siren to stay here . i 'll just call mama . i 'm sure there 's room at our house . siren could move into theresa 's old room , and i can move back into mine . tabitha 's voice : i dare not let that mermaid out of my sight . kay 's voice : no , i want miguel and siren here where i can keep an eye on them . kay : no . tabitha : no . yeah , it 's unanimous . yes , siren can -- can stay here . miguel : thank you , tabitha . fox : now we just need to get siren some clothes . tabitha : yes , kay , why do n't you find siren some things to wear , and -- and , fox , you go upstairs and check on maria , will you ? and , miguel , get what you need to take to the attic . siren : thanks again for making me human . [ endora babbles ] siren : i love living above water . tabitha : terra firma is no place for a mermaid . you belong at the bottom of the ocean , and i am the witch to send you there . [ scene_break ] fancy : still no sign of noah . i wonder if his being gone has anything to do with maya . maya : noah , stop . killing her is not going to help us . noah : it will if she wo n't be able to hold our past over us anymore . we 'll kill her , walk away , get on with the rest of our lives . maya : hurt lena and you will go to prison , noah . you 'll never see your loved ones again . lena : damn you . noah : right back at you , sweetheart . maya : look , if you really love fancy , you 'll do what lena says . noah : that 's easy for you to say , all right ? you 're not there when she wakes up . she 's going to wake up , she 's going to realize that i 'm gone , and she 's going to think that i used her again . maya : well , fancy being curious is better than fancy being dead . lena : i 'm tired of you , noah . you should have killed me when you had the chance , because now i 'm going to kill you . [ scene_break ] [ monks chant ] luis : how am i supposed to find that monk that ducked in here when they 're all dressed alike ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : give my regards to neptune , and back to the sea you go . endora ! will you stop blocking my spell ? tabitha : having siren save miguel 's life is one thing , but using her to keep kay with fox is another . the bod already thinks he loves her when he really loves kay . so , we ca n't trust her . mermaids are notoriously fickle . she might suddenly decide she 's in love with fox . and then she 'll leave miguel alone and needy , so needy that he might just rush off and try and find charity . and if he finds her and does push - push with her , then it 'll be all over for us . so , listen , as your mother , i insist that you get rid of this overgrown guppy now . and i thought timmy was obstinate . siren : thanks , endora . i do n't want to go back to living in the ocean . i want to live here with miguel . endora : you ca n't leave miguel . tabitha : your continued existence here goes against my master plan . siren : sorry . endora conjured me , so you 're stuck with me . tabitha : i 'm warning you , siren . this is n't over yet . siren : oh , eat a crab cake . i love miguel , and soon he will love me . kay : well , i picked out some clothes for siren to wear . fox : maria 's asleep . miguel : and i have my bed in the attic ready . siren : i think i 'm ready for a bath and to go to bed . miguel : come on , i 'll show you the room . siren : good night , everyone . thank you for making me feel right at home . kay 's voice : miguel said he loves me , and now he 's smitten with siren ? what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] [ monks chant ] luis : excuse me . i 'm a policeman from the united states , and i was pursuing someone -- a monk . he came in here , but , well , you 're all dressed alike . i need to talk to this person . can you help me find him ? monk : from the states ? luis : yeah , it 's a small town . it 's called harmony . it 's on the eastern seaboard of -- monk : ah , bravo . harmony . i know harmony . hometown of alistair crane . luis : yeah , so ? what 's your connection to alistair ? monk : well , i know him . luis : you what ? monk : i know alistair crane personally . [ scene_break ] simone : why are we here in rome ? paloma : we 're doing research . simone : for an art history project . jessica : oh , well , it makes sense . rome has a lot of art and a lot of history . simone : even so , there 's so much we still do n't know . paloma : but hopefully we 'll learn a lot while we 're here . simone : and find whitney . jessica : tell me how she wound up here in rome again . simone : well , nobody 's sure . all we do know is that whitney disappeared from the convent back home . jessica : what ? paloma : do n't bother asking . that 's all we know . simone : anyway , julian had crane security trace whitney here to rome . chad flew over on an earlier flight to look for her . paloma : mm - hmm . we have to find whitney and bring her home in one piece . jessica : i 'm happy to help you look . i got pretty streetwise because of spike . simone : what are we waiting for ? let 's go look for whitney . paloma : yeah , i 'm too excited to be in rome to sleep , anyway . jessica : and i slept the whole way here . let me brush my teeth and we 'll go . paloma : ok . paloma : ok . while we 're out looking for whitney , we have to keep an eye out on this symbol and its connection to the paintings that were stolen from the churches here in europe during world war ii . simone : good idea . paloma : do n't you think that alistair should know where they are ? i mean , he has tons of pictures of the paintings with the symbol on them . simone ? simone : oh , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i 'm just preoccupied . i ca n't stop thinking about whitney . she was so frail last time at the convent . i just hope wherever she is she 's ok . [ scene_break ] whitney : chad . chad ? no , no ! [ growling ] [ growling ] whitney : no , no , no ! [ whitney screams ] chad : that was definitely whitney . sounds like her scream came from this door . open up ! hold on , whitney , i 'm coming . [ scene_break ] kay : ok . these are for you . fox : kay , are you sure you want to give siren those clothes ? kay : mm - hmm . they 're perfect for her . siren : thanks , but i like these better . kay : oh , yeah , that 's actually mine . fox : kay , what 's the big deal ? you 've got a closet full of clothes . miguel : yeah , kay , this bikini is the only thing siren has . i mean , her boyfriend drove off with the rest of her stuff . kay : i just thought siren might like the flannel look . but if she wants something else , it 's fine with me . siren : thanks , kay . new clothes for my new life on land . kay : excuse me ? siren : uh -- my bathing suit is for when i 'm in the water , and this is what i 'll wear when i 'm on dry land . miguel : it 's cool how you see things , siren . fox : totally . miguel : i got some fresh sheets . i 'll help you put them on . siren : ok . siren : it wo n't stay . miguel : i was probably pulling on my side . i 'm sorry . try it again . it 'll stay this time . siren : good night . fox : good one , siren . miguel : you make it seem like you 've never made a bed before . siren : sure i have . i was just kidding . tabitha : siren 's behaving like a bedding quality inspector gone mad . if she 's not careful , she 'll expose herself as a mermaid who sleeps on a coral reef , not on cotton sheets . kay : how can you not know how to put sheets on a bed ? [ scene_break ] fancy : front desk ? hi , this is fancy crane . i was just wondering if a friend of mine , noah bennett , is down there , or if he left a message for me . uh - huh . he was there but went out ? grazie . fancy : noah probably went out to buy me flowers . now i could go out to get a gift for him , too . oh , what a wonderful night this has turned out to be . [ scene_break ] noah : you do n't scare me , lena . you need maya and me to carry out your little mission . so put the gun away . lena : either you 're very brave , or you have a death wish . noah : oh , it 's a death wish , but it 's not for me . maya : do n't antagonize her , noah . the sooner we do what she wants , the better . noah : thank you , honey bunch . now , what is it that you want us to do ? we would like to do it and then get on with the rest of our lives . lena : we all want certain things , noah , but that 's no guarantee we 'll get them . noah : meaning ? lena : do n't assume that after this mission you 'll still have a life . this may well be the last thing you ever do . [ scene_break ] [ monks chant ] luis : you know alistair crane personally ? monk : oh , our order is supported by a charity funded by alistair crane . this church was renovated on money that he donated . he 's a good man , a saint . luis : then we must be talking about a different alistair crane , because the alistair crane that i know is -- he 's not good , and he is certainly not a saint . in fact , he 's about as evil as the devil himself . [ scene_break ] chad : what the hell happened ? i opened the door , i fell in a pit . landed down here , wherever here is . chad : what is this place , some sort of mass grave ? chad : the symbol -- it 's the same symbol that was on the door when i busted through and fell down here . maybe whitney opened the door and fell down here , too . whitney ? can you hear me ? it 's me , chad . whitney , are you in here ? whitney ? whitney ? [ scene_break ] kay : how can anyone not know how to make up a bed ? siren : i grew up sleeping on water . kay : uh , so ? even waterbeds have sheets . tabitha : jeepers creepers . siren 's digging herself into a hole deeper than the marianas trench . and since you insist on keeping her here , we 're going to have to help dig her out . because if she 's exposed as a mermaid , our witchery will be exposed as well . come on , little miss . ok . tabitha : well , well . how 's everyone doing ? what 's going on in here , huh ? oh , i see . oh , siren 's teasing you all , pretending to be the stereotypical dumb blonde like that jessica simpson girl , huh ? tres amusant , mon cherie . siren : who ? tabitha : see ? kay : no , i really think that siren does n't know how to make up a bed . fox : maybe she 's from a wealthy family . i mean , i did n't make a bed till i went to boarding school . had to pay my roommate to teach me . siren : that 's it . i never made up my own bed because my family 's wealthy . kay : you said you 're from portsmouth ? siren : yes . kay : ok , well , what 's your family 's name ? i 'm sure fox has heard of them if they 're rich . fox : yeah . siren , who are your people ? siren : they fish for a living . fox : gordon ? van de kamp ? tabitha : `` a rose by any other name would smell as sweet . `` all : huh ? tabitha : ah , well , we 're all tired and it 's past endora 's bedtime . we can talk about all this tomorrow . fox : i 'm down for that . miguel : me , too . fox : come on . tabitha : oh , yes -- out , out . tabitha : i saved your scaly tail this time . next time be more careful . no one must know that you are a mermaid . understood ? siren : no problem . [ scene_break ] jessica : rome is incredible . wow . i am glad you guys brought me along . getting away from harmony makes me realize how insignificant spike really is , and those stupid smiley - face stickers of his -- i do n't need them to get high . seeing the world , living life -- now , this is a real high . paloma : we 're happy for you , jess . simone : yeah , just please promise yourself that you 'll never let spike get to you again . jessica : i wo n't . hey , can we just focus on finding whitney ? paloma : ok . where could whitney be -- a church , a convent ? a hospital helping the sick ? jessica : i do n't know . simone : you know , let 's start with the churches because i see one over there . jessica : oh , yeah . [ scene_break ] luis : yeah , i have a hard time believing that alistair would fund any sort of religious order unless he was getting something out of it . monk : please , no , he does it out of pure goodness . he helps us so that we can help others . luis : oh . ok , good , then maybe you can help me . like i said , i was chasing a monk and he ran in here . monk : uh - huh . luis : now , i did n't get a good look at his face . there was -- there was just something familiar about him and , plus , when i asked to talk to him he ran away . monk : well , you scare him . luis : maybe , i do n't know . the point is he must be a member of your order and that 's why he ducked in here . monk : figlio mio . are you sure of this ? luis : yeah . so , you do n't remember a monk running in here right before i did ? monk : please , when we are praying , chanting , we are oblivious to our surrounding . we -- if you had not touched me , i would not know you came in . luis : all right , well , then maybe you can ask someone . maybe someone else saw him . monk : oh , i doubt it . luis : ok . well , then maybe when he was running in here he bumped into someone , maybe even stepped on someone 's foot , and they looked up and then they saw him . monk : please , i assure you no monk here today saw anything . luis : well , i 'm having a hard time believing that . monk : well , you will believe it . [ monks stop chanting ] luis : what 's going on ? monk : this is why no monk in our order saw anyone enter this church . [ scene_break ] noah : so , lena , maya and i -- we 're on pins and needles waiting to find out what our mission is . lena : your attempt at sarcasm is duly noted . singer : i ca n't stand to see you cry lena : now , listen carefully . follow my instructions to the letter or you 'll both be dead . [ scene_break ] fancy 's voice : maybe i should have let noah tell me what he wanted to say about maya . maybe then i 'd understand what 's going on . noah was his old self earlier tonight -- fun , sexy , so tender and loving . then i woke up and he was gone . noah did n't leave to get me a romantic little something . he came straight here . at least that 's what the doorman at the hotel said . fancy : why would noah come back here ? [ scene_break ] luis : look , i 'm sorry i ever doubted you . i had no idea that every monk in your order was blind . monk : no need to apologize , eh ? we are all living god 's will . [ monks chant ] luis : were all the monks born blind ? monk : we were born sightless , yes . luis : wow . see , our parish priest back home in harmony , father lonigan -- he 's blind , as well . he was n't born that way . that was courtesy of alistair crane , though . monk : are you sure ? luis : oh , i 'm positive . in fact , alistair prides himself on it . monk : we must be talking about two different alistair cranes . i ca n't believe that the saintly man that i know would live to hurt others . luis : well , to the alistair i know , it 's just -- just a sport . monk : we will pray for him . our alistair has done more for this order than anyone thought possible . [ scene_break ] whitney : chad ? chad ? [ growling ] chad : whitney ? whitney ! there a lot of dead people in rome . chad : oh , my god . it ca n't be . chad : it is . i gave this to whitney before we found out we were half brother and sister . [ scene_break ] miguel : at least the bathtub 's ready . there 's extra toothbrushes in the medicine cabinet , and the soap and shampoo are by the tub . these are your towels . siren : thanks , miguel , for taking such good care of me . miguel : i 'm happy to , even if you had n't saved my life . but i 'm glad you did . good night , siren . i 'll be up in the attic if you need anything . siren : miguel ? miguel : yeah ? siren : good night . siren : i love being human ! singer : i 'm every woman it 's all in me anything you want done , baby i 'll do it naturally i 'm every woman it 's all in me i can read your thoughts right now every one from a to z singers : whoa , whoa , whoa whoa , whoa , whoa siren : first bubble bath . the only thing missing is waves . singer : secrets you can tell mix a special brew put fire inside of you anytime you feel danger or fear instantly i will appear siren : i think i 'm going to like it here . singer : i 'm every woman tabitha : that is one foolish flounder , letting her tail make a comeback . what if someone sees her au naturel ? endora , why did you change the channel ? oh , no , miguel 's headed back to the bathroom . oh , the bod is going to discover that siren 's a mermaid . [ scene_break ] kay : i still do n't see how someone can get to be our age and they still do n't know how to make up their bed . fox : tabitha already clued us in that siren was pulling our leg . you remember ? i mean , everybody knows how to pull sheets on a bed , even rich girls from portsmouth , new hampshire . kay : yeah , only she did n't do it . you went back in there and helped miguel do it for her . fox : well , we were trying to make her feel welcome . kay : if she feels any more at home , she 'd be running around here in her birthday suit . fox : kay , are you -- are you jealous of siren ? kay : jealous ? no . it 's just what i 've been saying all along -- there 's something not right about her . fox : yeah , i 'll admit she 's a -- she 's a little different . so what ? miguel does n't seem to mind . kay : you know what , that 's another thing . how did they get so close so fast ? i mean , siren is acting like she 's fallen madly in love with him , and he 's certainly not discouraging her . fox : why should he ? kay : because he 's -- because miguel just got out of this thing with charity , and he needs to take it slow . fox : well , i 'm happy for miguel . i 'm happy that he found someone , and siren -- she seems really nice . be happy for him , kay . who knows , she might be the one . kay : or she could be trouble . i need to find out which . [ scene_break ] tabitha : if miguel finds out that siren is a mermaid , she wo n't swim off into the night , oh , no . no , she will tell him that you turned her from a mermaid into a human , and then what ? [ endora babbles ] tabitha : `` blah , blah , blah `` to you . we 'll be exposed as witches and disposed of posthaste . [ knock on door ] singers : i 'm every woman siren : who is it ? miguel : siren , it 's me , miguel . i have to see you . i need you to let me in . singers : i 'm every woman i 'm every woman siren : oh , no . i ca n't let miguel see me like this . singers : i 'm every woman [ scene_break ] noah : you ca n't be serious . maya : what you want us to do is so risky . lena : that 's the mission . do it or die trying . fancy : there he is . there 's noah . noah : they do n't call lena the dragon lady for nothing , huh ? what she wants us to do is impossible . maya : but we do n't have a choice . noah : i know one thing . i 'm not going to go on a suicide mission for lena without seeing fancy first . maya : noah , you ca n't . lena thinks you 're over fancy . even casual contact with her could get fancy killed . [ scene_break ] jessica : oh , did you guys hear anything just now ? paloma : just the sounds of rome at night . simone : yeah , even the city noises seem to have an italian accent . jessica : no , no , no , not that . i swear i heard something like we 're being followed . simone : maybe it 's the sound of our footsteps echoing off the stone buildings ? paloma : si . simone : come on , jess , let 's keep looking for whitney . jessica : ok . jessica : sorry , it 's just that i 'm used to having spike watch me work the street . i guess i 'm just paranoid . simone : you get over that with time . paloma : yeah , simone 's right . soon spike will be just a bad memory . jessica : yeah . [ women scream ] [ scene_break ] [ monks chant ] luis : well , thank you for your time . i 'm detective lopez - fitzgerald . now , if you find that there is anything wrong with your order , please contact me through harmony p.d . now , this man may be posing as a monk and using your order for whatever it is that he is doing , ok ? monk : i pray that it is not so , but i will be vigilant . luis : thanks . monk : thank you . thanks to you , detective . luis : bye . [ church bell tolls ] [ scene_break ] chad : i do n't get what 's going on here . why would whitney 's necklace be dangling from a -- an old knife stuck in a skeleton ? a skeleton . oh , my god . i thought because the skeleton was old , the blood would be old and dry , but it 's not . it 's -- it 's fresh . god , it could be whitney 's . she could 've screamed when she got stabbed . whitney ? where are you ? whitney ! [ growling ] [ next_on ] chad : i 'm telling you , man , there 's a door in this wall . i was in the catacombs right behind this wall . kay : what 's this ? fancy : you bastard !
kay , fox , miguel , and siren are back at tabitha 's house . kay is upset when miguel tells siren she can sleep in his room , and so is tabitha , but for very different reasons . miguel explains he meant she would sleep in his room and he would sleep in the attic , which does n't do much to ease kay 's jealousy . a bath later turns siren back into a mermaid , just as miguel decides he needs to talk to her . chad tries to find whitney , but falls into the catacombs . he does find her necklace hanging from a bloody knife stuck in a skeleton , and fears she 's been stabbed . she is lying unconscious , however , with a growling beast closing in on her and dragging her away .
simone : jessica ! jessica ! paloma : i do n't see her anywhere . simone : this is bad . i know something 's wrong . she seemed so happy when we surprised her with breakfast at the book cafe . she would n't just run off without saying anything . simone : we should n't have let her go to the bathroom by herself . simone : i know , but what choice did we have ? she said she had morning sickness and she had to be alone . you know , maybe we 're overreacting . maybe she just left to get some air . paloma : yeah , yeah . you do n't believe that , do you ? simone : no . paloma : ok , we just heard spike threatening her . so maybe he waited till she was alone and then grabbed her . simone : oh , god , that means we have to get her back fast before spike does something awful to her . [ scene_break ] jessica : ok , spike , let go of me . you 're hurting me . spike : watch your mouth or i 'll show you what hurting means , baby . jessica : not so rough . i am pregnant . spike : you 're my wife and i 'll treat you any damn way i want to . jessica : spike , we 're finished ! spike : listen to me , ok ? little vacation time at daddy 's house is over , all right ? you come back to me . jessica : no . spike : listen , let 's get something straight , here , ok -- you belong to me . ok ? i could very easily sell you out for killing those johns , ok ? understand ? that 's the girl i love , right there . come on , baby . [ scene_break ] tina : i want to be a kitty cat . tina : i want to be a kitty cat . tina : yes . miss lucy : children , how on earth did this cat get in here ? [ cat meows ] [ scene_break ] guard : you got 30 seconds to get it together . why do n't you join us , too , sunshine ? sheridan : i ca n't take my clothes off in front of the other prisoners . they 'll know i 'm a woman . luis : yeah , i know , i know . guard : hey , come on , let 's get moving . i do n't have all day . it 's bad enough i have to see you lowlifes all day , i do n't want to have to smell you , too . is that funny ? shut up . go , it 's shower time . come on , kids . sheridan : what am i going to do ? luis : i do n't know , but we 'd better think of something fast . guard : single file . let 's move on . double time it ! we 're burning daylight here . [ scene_break ] eve : oh , big improvement . your vitals are strong . your wound is healing nicely . ok . i think it 's official . you have my permission to resume your regular activities . jared : all of them , doc ? eve : that 's what i said . jared : thank you . that 's exactly what i wanted to hear . eve : well , i 'm glad i could put you in such a good mood . jared : you kidding me ? now tess and i can put our plan back into effect . we 're going to start family . we 're going to have a baby together . theresa ca n't wait . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] theresa : please do n't let it be the blackmailer . person : remember our deal . if you want things to be ok for you brothers , you need to stay clear of ethan . theresa : i know . person : and most importantly , you have to get pregnant with jared 's baby . do n't cross me this time or you 'll be sorry . theresa : there 's no way out . ethan : theresa ? theresa : excuse me . i need to go upstairs to jared . ethan : do n't . we need to talk , right now . theresa : what 's the point , ethan ? ethan : what 's the point ? i ca n't let you go through with this . i can not let you have another man 's -- another man 's baby . theresa : ethan , jared is my husband . ethan : do n't , do n't -- do n't play games with me . we love each other way too much for this . you know you belong with me , and i do n't want -- i do n't want jared touching you at all . what ? am i too late , is that it ? am i too late ? did he already make love to you ? did he already have sex with you ? am i too late ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : come on , bowl , do n't dilly - dally . i need you to focus on the paul revere preschool , toute suite , and i do n't have all day . kay : ok , tabitha , i think the teacher 's right , i think you 're just being a little overprotective . i mean , endora , she ca n't stay with you forever , you know . tabitha : kay , you do n't see the problem here . this is endora we 're talking about . endora is at a mortal preschool . kay : oh , no . tabitha : oh , yes . and if she 's forgotten the promise she made to me about no magic , well , all i can say is those soccer moms will be in for a big surprise come pickup time . [ scene_break ] miss lucy : now , how did you get in here ? we ca n't have cats at school . miss lucy : you naughty cat . we ca n't have you here . ok , boys and girls , it 's time to put on our play . now , like all the best stories , this story begins with `` once upon a -- `` child : `` time `` ? miss lucy : who are we missing ? tina . where did tina go ? miss lucy : tina ? are you hiding ? come out now , sweetheart . it 's time to put on our play . tina ? you come out this instant . it 's not funny , tina . where could she be ? [ scene_break ] ethan : this is unbelievable . after everything that we 've said to each other , you made love to another man . you made love to jared last night , did n't you ? i 'm too late . you already did it , did n't you ? theresa : no . ethan : `` no , `` what , you did n't do it ? theresa : not yet . ethan : happy to hear that , theresa . thank god . theresa : i 'm going to do this . i 'm going to have jared 's baby , and to do that i need to make love to him . ethan : no , you do n't need to do this . i ca n't stand the thought of you having another man 's baby , especially that man 's . theresa : you know what , i 'm doing this . i have to protect luis and miguel . no , the last time i ignored the blackmailer , what happened ? my brothers ended up in prison , luis is on death row . ethan : i know , because i failed . theresa : no , you did n't fail . ethan : i failed , theresa . theresa : do n't you get it ? the blackmailer is my only chance at freeing my brothers . i 'm not going to let anything more happen to them . if he wants me to have jared 's baby , i 'm going to do that . do you understand ? ethan : i understand that i 'm not going to lose you again . that 's what i understand . i love you too much to lose you again . it 's not going to happen . theresa : you know what , just stop it . just stop it , ok ? i mean , it 's killing me to be torn between loving you and saving my brothers . it 's an impossible situation . ethan : it 's not -- theresa : let me go . ethan : i 'm not going to let go . i 'm not going to let you go ! [ scene_break ] jessica : spike , stop it . you 're hurting me . spike : stop the whining . jessica : you know what hurts the most ? to realize how stupid i was . you blackmailed me into marriage , but i kept hoping that somewhere deep down you really had feelings for me . what a fool i am . spike : now , look , you got me all wrong , ok ? i do have feelings for you , jess , you know that . jessica : oh , right . spike : ok , i know i overreact , all right , but i 'm your husband , till death do us part . i love you . i want you . i care for you . but i get so damn angry when you run off with those manipulative bitches . jessica : simone and paloma ? spike : yeah , they hate me , and they try to turn you against me , and you listen to them . jessica : you want to sell our baby . spike : come on , babe , you 're not ready to be a parent . neither am i . jessica : i want this baby . spike : why ? so you can be the same kind of mother yours was to you ? jessica : no , my mother was wonderful spike : oh , yeah ... till she ran off with some other guy and left you flat . jessica , you have no idea what it means to be a mother . hey , listen , i 'm just trying to think of this little nipper , ok ? would n't it be better to sell it to someone who could do a better job of bringing it up ? jessica : it 's our baby . spike : but i do n't know a damn thing about bringing up a kid , either . i was a child of the street . the gutter ? that was my cradle . jessica : spike -- spike : yeah , and look at you . look how you ended up . you 're on the streets . what a fine pair we make , huh ? tell me , is that what you want for our kid , huh , do you ? jessica : no , of course not . spike : ok , then we need to do what 's best for it and for you . right ? and the best thing is to take your mind off your troubles . and what 's going to help do that is to get you back to work , sweetie . jessica : spike , no . spike : honey , you got to trust me here . the spike - man is looking out for you , all right ? come on , come on . [ scene_break ] tabitha : yo , bowl , i 'm waiting . i need to know if endora is causing any mayhem over there at the paul revere preschool . kay : tabitha , can i talk to you for a second ? tabitha : later , later , dear . you never know what endora -- what 's the matter ? you 're not going to cry , are you ? kay : [ crying ] no . tabitha : oh . oh , dear . oh , what 's the trouble ? tell tabby ... but make it the short version . kay : it 's miguel . tabitha : oh , yes , yes , of course . he 's been sentenced to life in prison , has n't he ? oh , well . that 's at least one of your lovers out of this house . kay : thanks , tabitha . tabitha : well , i 'm sorry . i 'm sure it 's very painful for you . kay : miguel told me he wants me to stop loving him . fox : first smart thing that loser 's ever said . kay : he said he wants me to just let him go for good and move on with my life without him . fox : yes . tabitha : did he give you any reason ? kay : he said as long as he 's in prison , he does n't want me wasting my life on him . tabitha : yeah , well , it sounds sensible to me . kay : yeah , well , i think he 's given up , tabitha . he said he does n't want me just clinging onto hope that one day he 's going to get out , you know , and then we 'll be together . he said it 's just not fair for me not to have a real relationship and that he ca n't give me the life that i deserve . tabitha : well , at least his heart 's in the right place . if that 's what you like . kay : he wants me to stay with fox . he wants me to commit to my marriage and build a life for myself and maria with fox because with fox 's money , we 'll be secure . tabitha : well , he 's right . i think you should take his advice , dear . and , you know , it 'll make him happy to know that you and his daughter are taken care of . kay : but i ca n't do that , tabitha . i ca n't live without miguel . i love him so much , and i just ca n't imagine my life without him . i ca n't just let him go . i ca n't . [ scene_break ] guard : fresh meat , boys ! we got some newbies here ! man : newbies ! [ catcalls and hooting ] guard : zip it ! ok , here 's the drill -- strip down and drop your jump suits in the laundry bin . once you 've showered , you can get towels and clean jump suits on the other side . sheridan : what do i do ? i ca n't take my clothes off in here . luis : we 've got to find a way to get you out of here somehow . miguel : there 's no other way . she 's going to have to go in . sheridan : i ca n't . guard : what 's the hold up ? what ca n't you do ? [ scene_break ] simone : still no answer on jess ' cell phone . paloma : maybe spike shut it off . we should split up again . we can cover more area that way . simone : ok , you go take the area down by spike 's old club , and i 'll go check that hellhole apartment . paloma : good luck . simone : no , good luck to jessica . she needs it . [ scene_break ] spike : whoo . come on in . hey , baby , good thing you took all your good clothes back with you when you left me last time because the johns are not digging that preppy look you had going on . jessica : i ca n't do this again , spike , i ca n't . no more men . i 'm finished with all of that . spike : oh , honey , but you do n't mean that . jessica : yes , i do . i want to make a fresh start . spike : honey , listen , murderers only get fresh starts on tv . you see , in real life , honey , they get prison , they get death penalty , baby , they get the ground . jessica : stop . spike : honey , you know , i love you to death , but even i 've got to admit , sweetie , you ai n't the sharpest tack in the hardware store , honey . you keep forgetting that you 're killing these johns . jessica : yeah , i do n't remember . spike : on top of everything else , you 're having a memory problem . now listen to me , i have covered for you all of this time , ok , but you walk away from me , i ai n't going to cover you anymore and i 'm going to report you . how do you think daddy 's going to feel when he finds out little baby girl is jackie the ripper ? jessica : no , but maybe it was n't me , because i do n't remember doing any of it . spike : ugh . but you do remember waking up next to the stone - dead , bloody body . you remember having the knife in your hand ? honey , it was only you two in that room . how else do you think it happened ? hey , hey , hey -- maybe you 're like that blonde chick , the one that 's on `` heroes , `` you know , the one with the two personalities ? yeah , yeah , maybe your evil side does the killing and then you wake up surprised every time . jessica : no , i ca n't bear this . spike : you better bear it , cause i got a john lined up for you right now who 's going to be here in a minute , all right ? i need you to just show him a good time , all right ? and , baby , look at me , look at me . please , i 'm begging you , honey , please see if you can do him without killing him , ok ? good . [ scene_break ] guard : what 's the matter with you now ? what ca n't you do ? miguel : she -- he 's fine , sir , fine . sheridan : [ disguised voice ] everything 's fine , sir . i just -- i ca n't find my contact . i think i lost it in my cell . maybe i should go back and look for it . guard : you are n't going anywhere . you 're in lockup . you do n't get to wander the corridors whenever you feel like it . you 'll look for it later . sheridan : but i ca n't see . guard : who cares ? it 's a shower . you do n't need to see anything . unless you 're looking for something or someone . inmate : yo . you looking for something , man ? it 's right here . check this out . [ laughter ] guard : strip down and hit the showers . you 're getting on my nerves . you do not want to see me get ticked off , trust me . sheridan : [ normal voice ] what do i do ? luis : well , obviously there 's no way out of this . you 're going to have to get out of that jump suit . sheridan : what ? ! luis : do n't worry . i 've got a plan . [ scene_break ] jared : hey . doc says i 'm a - ok . we can start trying for a baby . theresa : oh , great . theresa : oh , i want to get pregnant right away , so is there anything that i can do to help make that happen ? eve : theresa , you 've never had any trouble getting pregnant before . theresa : yeah , i know , i just , you know , want to make sure all my ducks are in a row , so -- eve : well , there 's some over - the - counter ovulation kits that are around . i know that the clear blue is excellent . theresa : is it accurate ? eve : over 99 % . it 'll tell you your two best days for getting pregnant . theresa : well , then i 'll have one of those delivered right away . jared : well , i 'm going to take a shower and i 'll be right back . who knows , maybe this is the day we make a baby . theresa : i 'll just have one of the staff go to the pharmacy and pick up one of those kits . eve : theresa ... first , you want to marry jared immediately , even though he is seriously injured in the hospital , and now you 're determined to have his baby right away . i want to know what 's going on , and i want the truth . [ scene_break ] tabitha : miguel is right . he is in the hoosegow for life . now , if you do n't try to build a life for yourself with fox , your husband , where will you be ? you 'll be right backe support you financially or emotionally . you remember what it was like before fox came along ? of course , you can live here as long as you like , but you 'd have to go back to that dreadful job in the cannery . kay : ugh . tabitha : yeah , well , fluffy would be happy , of course , but i 've had my fill of day - old fish . no . think about it . those long , dreadful shifts , 12 hours gutting mackerel . and then you 'd spend the weekends on the bus going to visit miguel in prison . you 'd be worn to the bone in no time . instead of a dazzling , glamorous life as mrs. nicholas foxworth crane , you 'd be a bitter , single mother , pining for your man in the hoosegow . kay : but if i commit my life to fox , that means i 'm giving up on miguel for good . tabitha : but think about it . he 's sentenced to life in prison . miguel 's as good as gone . fox : you tell her , tabitha . kay : i 'm so confused . tabitha : well , just stop for a minute and listen . somewhere deep inside you , a little voice is calling , and it 's the voice of your heart . so listen to what it says . oh , for hades ' sake , i 'm in no position to give you advice on your love life . it 's really all too complicated for me . kay : tabitha , please . tabitha : i feel for you , kay , believe me , but -- but you 've just got to figure this out for yourself . oh , i do n't care what that teacher says , i have got to find out what endora is up to , even if i have to show up in the flesh . i 'm sorry , kay . i 'm feeling for you , but you 've got to figure this out for yourself . you 're the only one who can make this decision , sweetheart . fox : and you 'll realize miguel is right . let him go and spend the rest of your life with me . [ scene_break ] miss lucy : where could that child have gone ? is it my fault ? should i have let her be the kitty cat ? tina ? tina , it 's ok , i 've changed my mind . if you come out , miss lucy will let you be the kitty cat in our play . tina ? tina , where are you ? officer : oh , what do we have here ? a stray ? here , kitty , kitty . oh , yes , oh , yes . gotcha , sweetheart . no tags . looks like we 'll have to take you down to the pound . miss lucy : tina , tina ? where are you ? ! [ scene_break ] eve : why do n't you tell me what 's really going on ? theresa : you know , just let it go , ok ? i know what i have to do . eve : what about ethan ? you 've waited years for ethan to be free , and now he is , and instead of rushing into his arms , you marry jared . i mean , what kind of sense does that make ? and do n't try and tell me that you do n't still love ethan because i know that you do . why do n't you tell me what 's going on ? maybe i can help . theresa : no , no one can . eve : sweetheart -- theresa : look , jared is my husband and i want to have his child . that 's perfectly normal . that 's all there is to say . eve : i hope you know what you 're doing , theresa . but i do know that you are not being fair to jared or to ethan . you have one man that you love and one man who thinks you have a commitment to some fake marriage . theresa : no , it 's not fake . eve : just think this through very thoroughly before you bring another baby into the world , because it wo n't be fair to him or her either . [ door closes ] theresa : i have thought it through , and this is the only thing i can do . [ scene_break ] maid : yeah , hi , jerry , it 's wendy up at the house . listen , mrs. crane wants you to pick up a clear blue easy digital ovulation kit from the pharmacy . it 's supposed to be the best on the market . oh , i do n't know , you know , but just ask the pharmacist . you know mrs. crane . when she wants something , she wants it yesterday . well , obviously , she 's trying to get pregnant and she wants to do it right away . [ scene_break ] paloma : i ca n't find jessica anywhere . simone : me neither . she has to be with spike . paloma : damn , will she ever be free of him ? simone : we just have to believe that she will someday . paloma : but every time she takes a step forward to leave him , he grabs her and she takes two steps back . simone : yeah , it 's like that old movie `` svengali . `` he has her in his power somehow . paloma : i ca n't imagine how horrible it is for her . i almost feel guilty . i look around and i think i 'm one of the only happy people i know . simone : me included . paloma : i 'm sorry , but i feel blessed . i have a job that challenges me and a man i love who loves me back . simone : that seems so far away for me now -- you know , the feeling of being in love with someone and having that someone love you in return . paloma : honey , it 'll happen again . i know losing rae almost killed you , but you 'll find love again . simone : i hope so . but whoever it is that 's out there for me , it wo n't be rae . paloma : anytime you want to talk about her , i 'm here . you know that , right ? simone : thanks . oh , i 'm so lucky to have such a good friend . but enough about me . my problems seem really small compared to jessica 's . ok , we have to find her before spike can do anything to her . paloma : i know , but where do we look ? [ scene_break ] spike : uh - uh , hey . do n't you even think about running out of here , jess . jessica : i ca n't believe you 're making me do this again . spike : oh , honey , honey , baby . honey , you need to lighten up , sweetheart . it 's only sex . why do n't you have a drink , huh ? it 'll loosen you up . jessica : no , i 'm pregnant . spike : shh ! do not say that in front of the john . it 's a major turn - off . jessica : well , no booze . i wo n't do anything to hurt my baby . spike : listen , that is my baby , too , wifey - poo . do not forget it . would you like a soda ? jessica : does it have caffeine ? spike : but of course not . caffeine ? like i 'd give you caffeine . come on , girlfriend . i want to do the right thing , baby , not the wrong , huh ? we 're talking the spike - man here . not the dumb man , the spike - man . big difference . the spike - man 's always taking care of his girl . i do n't care what you say , i would never do anything to hurt you , baby , because i love you . i love you . you see , i said it . there you go , sweetie . jessica : thanks . i was thirsty . spike : good , honey , drink it up . you know , baby , i got to tell you something , you look so damn hot tonight , you know ? here 's what we 're going to do . i 'm going to work you a lot for the next few months , right , well , because when you start looking pregnant , you 're going to get all fat and ugly , honey , and then you 're not going to be any use to me anymore , all right ? good . [ knock on door ] spike : oops . ooh , who could that be ? hey ! look at this . it 's your customer , jessica . man : oh , hope you like to party , girl . spike : oh , my god , man , she loves to party . she will do anything , man . man : anything ? spike : well , what do you have in mind ? man : this much anything . [ scene_break ] kay : tabitha 's right , i 'm the only one who can decide what to do . kay : that 's it , you know , i do n't care if anyone thinks i 'm throwing my life away . i love miguel , and i 'm going to stay true to that love . fox : damn . kay : i ca n't leave him . i will stand by him no matter what . fox : yeah ? well , that may not be for very long . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i feel sick . i ca n't do this . luis : you do n't have any choice . if they find out who you are , you 're going to jail for real . miguel : not to mention what these guys are going to do to you if they find out . sheridan : you 're not helping . luis : all right , just stay close , ok ? do not move out on your own . sheridan : do n't worry . miguel : at least it 's steamy in here . maybe that will help , ok ? luis : give me a break , it 's not that steamy . these guys can tell the difference between a man and a woman . everyone ready ? sheridan : mm - hmm . luis : right foot first , ok ? luis : let 's make this the fastest shower in history , ok ? [ scene_break ] simone : i do n't know where else to look . i mean , we 've tried spike 's old club , his apartment , the wharf , under the pier . paloma : oh , no . simone : what ? paloma : there 's one place we have n't been . simone : where ? oh , no , no , no , spike would n't put her back out on the street . she 's pregnant . paloma : that would n't stop a sleaze - ball like spike . simone : oh , no . we 're going to have to check that motel and see if she 's there . i hope to god we 're wrong . jessica : oh . oh , my head . jessica : ok , time 's up . got to go . hey , you . we 've got to get out of here or they 'll charge us for another hour . come on , get moving . hello , idiot ? [ jessica screams ] [ scene_break ] miss lucy : tina , you get out here right now or i 'll tan your hide ! i 'm not kidding ! tina ? this is not funny , tina . oh . where are you ? where is she ? tabitha : what has happened here ? why is miss lucy so upset ? tabitha : is tina hiding ? tabitha : do you know where she is ? tabitha : what ? ! your teacher threw a child out of the window ? what -- what sort of school is this ? tabitha : oh , endora . you had me worried for a minute . i thought that tina was a child . tabitha : oh , no . tabitha : oh , dear . where did tina go when miss lucy threw her out of the window ? tabitha : what man ? miss lucy : oh , tina ! oh , oh , this is the end ! paul revere is very upset with me . have any of you seen -- please help me , please . there 's no end . there 's no end ! paul revere is turning in his grave ! [ scene_break ] julian : it 's so good to see you . eve : just leave me alone , julian . julian : i 've left you message after message . eve : well , i think i made it very clear that i do n't want to speak to you anymore , that it 's over and i do n't want to have anything to do with you . julian : but if you would just let me explain . eve : you do n't have to explain , julian . i have eyes . after all those tender promises you made me , i find you in bed with ivy . just do n't insult me with your ridiculous explanations , ok ? it 's done , julian . it 's done ! julian : no , it 's not done , eve . not by a long shot . yes , i need to speak to you . it 's urgent . no , it ca n't wait . [ scene_break ] jared : `` clearblue easy digital ovulation test . tells you the two best days to conceive your baby . `` and there 's a smiley face if it 's positive . well , i hope tess sees a smiley face . i really want this baby . jared : what did the test say ? theresa : there was the smiley face . jared : which means you 're ovulating , right ? theresa : yeah . this is one of my two most likely days to conceive . jared : which means if we want to have a baby , then we should , uh -- theresa : that 's right . jared : let 's go . theresa : yeah . jared : so if we 're going to make this baby , i should probably get to work . jared : well , it 's not really work . making love to you is always amazing . jared : i love you , tess . theresa : i love you , too . theresa 's voice : i 'm so sorry , ethan . so sorry . [ scene_break ] kay : hey , sleepyhead . fox : i was out like a light . kay : yeah , i did n't want to wake you . i know those treatments took a lot out of you last night . fox : yeah , but i feel like i could get through anything with you by my side . kay : uh , i made some coffee . you want some ? you all right ? fox : yeah , i -- i feel fine . in fact , i have this strange feeling that i 'll be feeling even better very soon . [ scene_break ] sheridan : all right , enough . let 's get out of here . guard : hey , over there , you three . stop what you 're doing . sheridan : oh , no . guard : you thought you could get away with this , but no dice . i 'm on to you . you 're getting away with nothing ! [ next_on ] valerie : i found your son . guard : i know what you 're up to and you 're not getting away with it . turn around and look at me , now . jessica : there 's a man here and he 's dead .
kay is devastated that she ca n't be with miguel . she talks with tabitha and fox overhears . tabby is spying on endora on her first day of preschool . endora turns a girl into a cat . tabby goes to pick up endora to see what is going on . sheridan , miguel , and luis are in the shower room of the jail . luis knows that sheridan ca n't take a shower and does n't know what to do . she hides between miguel and luis . ethan tells theresa that she ca n't have jared 's baby . she says she 'll do anything to help her brothers . he goes to the kitchen and overhears the maid call someone to run to the drug store for theresa . paloma and simone look for jessica . she is with spike . he wants her to be with him . she says no . he says they ca nt be parents and jess replies that she wants to be a mother . he threatens to expose her as the john killer . spike forces her to sleep with another guy . when she wakes up the guy is dead .
fox : kay , will you come to bed ? kay : i 'm not sleepy . fox : you still worrying about miguel and siren ? kay : well , yeah , actually , i am . i mean , it 's just so strange the way she just showed up out of the blue and saved miguel from drowning . fox : you 've got a problem with her saving miguel ? kay : no , of course not . i just -- i do n't understand . why would she leave after she supposedly saved him , and then all of a sudden she just shows up on the same island that miguel and i were on ? it -- fox : she told us her boyfriend took off and left her stranded on the island . kay : yeah , that 's what she says , but i do n't -- i do n't quite buy that . i mean , why would she be swimming around enjoying herself after her boyfriend broke up with her ? fox : what 's she supposed to do ? he took her clothes , her wallet . she did n't have a cell phone . she could n't call anybody for help . i mean , she just figured probably somebody would come along eventually and take her off the island , which we did . kay : hmm . it 's a little too convenient . fox : kay , are you sure you 're not jealous of siren ? kay : jeal -- why would i be jealous ? fox : well , she 's obviously in love with miguel , and miguel obviously likes her . kay : so ? fox : so does that bother you ? kay : no . it 's just there 's something not right about her . i do n't know , i ca n't put my finger on it -- something fishy . [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , endora . this is n't good . what if miguel goes into the bathroom and sees siren 's fishtail ? [ endora giggles ] tabitha : well , i 'm glad you think it 's funny . we are in deep poop , my little demon . if that silly siren slips up and tells miguel that you conjured up a mermaid for him to love , we 'll both be torched in the town square as witches . siren : oh , no . it 's miguel ! miguel : siren , did you hear me ? i need to talk to you . siren ? are you ok ? siren : i ca n't let him see me with this tail . he 'll know i 'm a mermaid . just give me a minute , miguel ! i have to get out of this water so my tail fin will go away . [ knock on door ] miguel : siren ? what was that ? siren , are you ok ? siren ? i 'm coming in . [ knock ] miguel : siren ? siren : no ! miguel : siren , will you answer me , please ? siren : and i ca n't let miguel see me like this ! miguel : just unlock the door , siren . siren : what am i going to do ? [ knock ] [ scene_break ] noah : you ca n't be serious . maya : what you want us to do is so risky . lena : that 's the mission . do it or die trying . fancy : there he is ! there 's noah . noah : they do n't call lena the dragon lady for nothing , huh ? what she wants us to do is impossible . maya : but we do n't have a choice . noah : yeah . i know one thing -- i 'm not going to go on a suicide mission for lena without seeing fancy first . maya : noah , you ca n't . lena thinks you 're over fancy . even casual contact with her could get fancy killed . [ scene_break ] jessica : ow , let me go ! man : venite ! jessica : let go of me ! luis : hey ! hey , let her go ! simone : what 's your brother doing here ? paloma : luis , cuidado ! jessica : he 's got a knife ! all : no ! [ scene_break ] chad : i do n't get what 's going on here . why would whitney 's necklace be dangling from an old knife stuck in a skel -- skeleton ? my god . i thought because the skeleton was old the blood would be old and dry , but it 's not . it 's -- it 's fresh . god , it could be whitney 's . she could 've screamed when she got stabbed . whitney ? where are you ? whitney ! [ scene_break ] noah : oh , what 's the holdup , huh ? who is she talking to ? maya : i have no idea . noah : god , i wish she would just get over here . i want to get this thing started . i want to finish our little mission so we can turn lena and her associates over to the f.b.i . and i can get back to my life with fancy . maya : you know you took a really big risk going off with her like that ? noah : look , i do n't care , all right ? to be with fancy again , to make love with her , it 's -- maya : you did n't tell her anything when you were together , did you ? noah : no . all right , look , i realize that in order to keep fancy safe i have to keep her in the dark , but that does n't mean i have to like it , ok ? i hated sneaking away from her tonight . god , she does n't even know that i left . fancy : why in the world did noah leave me to come here ? man : dai , bella , balliamo ! fancy : no , no , no ! leave me alone ! lena : all right . you 're all set . you know what to do . you are to accomplish your mission as soon as possible . noah : then that 's it , right ? then i can go on with my life ? lena : yes ... if you live . noah : what do you mean if i live ? lena : there are no guarantees , noah . this is a very dangerous mission -- very dangerous . noah : are n't you going to wish us luck ? guess not . maya : we have no choice , noah . noah : look , i know that , ok ? it 'd just be a hell of a lot easier if i could tell fancy what was going on . maya : you ca n't do that . you know that . noah : yes , i know . god , it 's -- but what 's going to happen when she wakes up , huh ? she 's going to wake up and she 's going to see that i 'm not there , and then she 's going to think that i used her again . it 's going to break her heart . maya : better to have her heart broken rather than her body . if any of lena 's associates even saw fancy in the same room with you , they would kill her . fancy : whew , finally . this time i 'm not letting anyone keep me from noah . oh . [ scene_break ] simone : oh , my god ! paloma : luis , luis ! get away from my brother ! simone : leave him alone ! jessica : help ! somebody help us ! luis : get out of here . beat it ! man : andiamo adesso ! paloma : luis , are you all right ? luis : yeah , i 'm all right . the knife just missed me . simone : oh , thank god . jessica : oh , should i go for the police ? luis : no , no , no . i 'm all right . thank you . thank you for your help . paloma : de nada . luis : uh , just one question . what the heck are you guys doing in rome ? [ scene_break ] whitney : no ! no , no ! no ! chad : that 's whitney . whitney , i 'm coming ! whitney : please let go of me ! let go ! [ scene_break ] fox : miguel 's a big boy . i 'm sure he can take care of himself , kay . kay : i know . but i feel like he is getting in over his head with this siren woman . she 's moving really fast . fox : so what ? miguel 's been chasing charity around for years getting nowhere . you know , maybe moving fast with siren is just what that guy needs to get over her . kay : it 's not what he needs . fox : and what does he need , kay ? [ music blares ] kay : where is that music coming from ? fox : sounds like it 's coming from the bathroom . miguel 's outside the door . miguel : siren , should i come in ? are you ok ? kay : that music is going to wake maria . what is going on ? tabitha : oh ! now kay and fox are on their way up to the bathroom . we better get up there and help . yeah . that silly fish needs our help . come on , quickly , endora ! miguel : siren , are you all right ? open the door . siren : it 's ok , miguel ! i 'm all right ! miguel : look , the music 's so loud , i can hardly hear you . siren : oh . miguel : siren ? kay : miguel , what is going on ? why is the music so loud ? miguel : siren 's taking a bath , but i thought i heard her fall . do you have a key ? kay : no , no , but this noise is going to wake maria . miguel : siren ? kay : siren , would you please turn down the music ? miguel : she could be hurt , kay . fox , help me break open this door . fox : all right , ready ? on three . tabitha : no , no -- fox : one , two , three . tabitha : no , please do n't break my door ! miguel : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] luis : so what did you say you were doing here in rome ? paloma : what are you doing here in rome ? luis : well -- i am following a lead to find my son . paloma : you think beth brought marty here to rome after she kidnapped him ? luis : well , it 's very possible . see , alistair set up a secret bank account here in rome , and i believe that beth is withdrawing funds from it . simone : oh , that would be so wonderful if you could find your son . luis : yeah , it would , yeah . anyway , what 's going on ? what are you guys doing here ? simone : well , paloma and i are here studying art . paloma : yeah , it 's a school program . jessica : and they just invited me to come along . paloma : yeah , and whitney 's here , too . she left the convent without telling anyone . simone : yeah , and crane security traced her here to rome and chad came over to help look for her , too . luis : yeah , i know . i bumped into chad on the plane and he told me everything . in fact , he 's looking for whitney right now . simone : does he know where she is ? luis : maybe . simone : but what , where ? luis : all right , look , i do n't want to worry you , ok ? i was with chad earlier . he thought he heard whitney scream . i was going to go with him to look for her and i got sidetracked . simone : oh , my god . i -- i hope she 's all right . paloma : what do you mean you got sidetracked ? luis : uh , i saw this monk and i thought he looked familiar . i called out to him , i wanted to talk to him , but he ran off . and chad was with me , we both started chasing after him . we followed him into an alley , but then we heard whitney scream -- at least it sounded like whitney -- so chad took off in that direction , i kept going after the monk . i followed him into a church , and it was filled with monks all dressed in the same robes and all of them were blind . paloma : all blind ? luis : yeah . and if that was n't weird enough , i talked to one of them and he said that alistair crane was the benefactor of their order . he said their church was refurbished with money that alistair donated . they think the man 's a saint ! simone : alistair crane , a saint ? paloma : more like satan . jessica : they must have meant a different alistair crane . luis : well , that 's exactly what i said to them , but they said no , it 's the alistair crane from harmony . jessica : ew , that is so creepy . paloma : did you find the monk you thought looked familiar ? luis : no , he disappeared . anyway , look , it 's late . where 's your hotel ? paloma : it 's close by . luis : ok , good . i 'm going to walk you guys there . simone : but what about chad ? what if he found whitney ? luis : well , i 'll look for chad after i drop you guys off . now , i want you guys to lock your room , ok ? lock that door . do n't let anyone else in . you hear me ? paloma : mm - hmm . simone : do you think those guys are going to come after us again ? paloma : no way . i 'm sure they 're long gone by now . [ scene_break ] chad : whitney ! where are you ? whitney : no , please ! ah ! what , it 's you ? man : get up . whitney : you know , you really scared me . why were you dragging me like that ? man : i was n't dragging you . i just arrived . i was trying to wake you up . now is not the time to be sleeping , whitney . whitney : no , i -- i was n't sleeping . no , look , someone or something was dragging me through these catacombs . man : you must have been dreaming . whitney : no , no , i was n't dreaming . look , i was using the virtual reality headset like you told me to and i was climbing a wall . now , i thought i was climbing the walls of the vatican , but i must 've got so involved that i fell and knocked myself out ? man : which would explain your dream . whitney : no , i was n't dreaming . i was literally being dragged through the cat -- man : enough ! you must get back to work with the virtual reality device . close to getting discovered . whitney : `` discovered `` ? look , i do n't understand . i do n't -- man : there is someone else here in the catacombs . if they find us , all will be lost . so come . come with me now , quickly . chad : whitney ! [ scene_break ] fancy : oh , let me go ! i do n't want to dance anymore . gianni . gianni : the one and only , bellissima . come , let 's get out of here . i know a private club . we can have a fantastic dinner and dance the night away . fancy : ah , let me guess -- you forgot your wallet . gianni : it ruins the line on my suit . fancy : right . well , as hard as it is to resist such an offer , i 'm going too . i 'm here with noah . gianni : the crude american ? that 's odd . fancy : what 's so odd about it ? gianni : well , he seems to have forgotten he 's here with you . [ scene_break ] whitney : wait , i heard someone . man : i told you someone is down here . now , hurry ! whitney : no , i heard somebody calling my name . man : never mind . hurry ! chad : where 'd she go ? whitney ! man : this way , quickly ! through here . chad : that door . she must have gone through it . [ scene_break ] paloma : that 's the entrance of our hotel . luis : all right . i 'm going to watch you guys go in , ok ? get some rest . i 'll let you know if chad finds whitney . simone : did you hear that ? jessica : uh , hear what ? luis : i did n't hear anything . simone : i thought i heard somebody calling whitney 's name . paloma : i did n't hear anything , either . simone : yeah , i know heard something . chad : whitney ! damn it ! she had to have gone through that door . luis : chad , hey . chad . chad : luis ? luis : yeah . where 'd you come from ? chad : where 's whitney ? [ scene_break ] [ music blares ] tabitha : thank hades that girl knows how to cover her tail , as they say . miguel : siren , i 'm so glad you 're all right . you had me worried . kay : what is going on ? why is the music up so loud ? oh , god . thank god . there is a baby asleep in the house . siren : sorry . it did n't seem so loud to me . miguel : i heard a loud bump . i thought you had fallen . siren : really ? no , it was the soap . it was sweet of you to worry about me . kay : well , you 've certainly made yourself at home pretty fast . siren : you know what they say -- `` home is where the heart is . `` kay : hmm . just remember that there are children here . so we ca n't have this loud noise at night , ok ? miguel : i 'm sure siren 's going to be more careful from now on , kay . kay : how long -- how long do you plan on staying here ? siren : i had n't really thought about that . kay : uh , maybe you should start thinking about that . fox : hey , kay , why do n't you let siren and tabitha talk about that , ok ? miguel : tabitha , you wo n't mind if siren stays for a while , do you ? tabitha : well , no , well , we can certainly discuss this , but not now . this poor girl is trying to have a bath , so let 's just give her some privacy . come on , everybody come out . fox : come on . let 's go , kay . kay : miguel , are you coming ? siren : miguel , before you leave , could you hand me that towel , please ? kay : wait a second . what 's this ? [ scene_break ] fancy : how could he do this ? gianni : come , fancy . gianni will make you forget all about that vulgar american . fancy : how could he do this to me ? how could he leave our bed to go to her ? we just made love . he was so wonderful and loving and romantic . i never thought i 'd feel this way again . noah : neither did i . fancy : and we can stay this way ? noah : just you try to get rid of me . fancy : promise me . noah : i promise . fancy : no , i mean it . i need to hear the words . promise me you 'll never let anyone come between us again . noah : you have my word . fancy : oh , no . why ? noah : do you see her ? can she see us ? maya : yes . she 's devastated . noah : oh , my god , i ca n't believe i 'm breaking her heart . maya : you 're saving her life , noah . noah : yeah , i know that , but fancy does n't , ok ? she thinks i 'm using her , when really she 's the only one in this whole world that i love . gianni : come , fancy . do n't stay here and be humiliated by that peasant . fancy : no , no , i 'm not going to walk away . i 'm going to tell that jerk exactly what i think of him . maya : here she comes . do n't lose it , noah . fancy : you bastard ! noah : oh ! [ scene_break ] chad : all right , where 's whitney ? luis : chad , we have n't seen whitney . simone : where did you come from ? chad : i came through a door , right over here . chad : no , there 's a door right here . what happened to -- where the hell -- luis : chad , there 's no door . chad : no , it was right here , luis . i was chasing whitney , i saw a door close , and then i thought for sure she went through it , so i -- i went through the door and ended up out here . luis : chad , it 's a wall , man . there 's no evidence of a door . it 's just a wall , buddy . chad : i know it was right here . what the hell 's going on here ? where 's whitney ? [ scene_break ] man : put on the virtual reality device . get back to work . whitney : wait a minute . i need to know more about what 's going on here . man : you do n't question me , whitney . you do n't question god . whitney : i know , i know . i 'm sorry , but i am completely terrified . i 'm confused . i do n't know what 's going on here . why ? who -- who was following us just now and why ? man : i told you , there are enemies of the church everywhere . now , i want you to put on the reality device . you must get back into the pope 's private quarters . find the chalice . whitney : the chalice , right . you said that the chalice holds a clue that will help uncover the secrets of the church ? man : secrets that our enemies would use to destroy the church , which is why you must find it before they do . there is much at stake . whitney : but what secrets ? i mean , what exactly is at stake here ? man : you do not need to know that . whitney : i 'm sorry , lord , but i do . i mean , you said this mission was my penance for what happened between me and chad , for the terrible sin that i committed with him . so the way i see it , i have a lot at stake here , too . and i just want to understand . you know , i want to understand what all this is all about . man : all right . but you must be prepared to accept responsibility for the knowledge i am going to give you . i do n't know if you can bear it , whitney . do you really want to know exactly what you 're up against ? [ scene_break ] fancy : who the hell do you think you are , noah bennett ? how dare you take me to bed , tell me you love me , and then sneak off to be with this slut ! noah : i do n't owe you an explanation . i do n't owe you anything . i do whatever i want with whoever i want . fancy : really ? well , let me tell you what i want . i want you to go to hell . i hate you , noah bennett . i hate you ! noah : oh , god , what am i doing ? i 'm destroying the woman i love . [ scene_break ] chad : i 'm telling you , man , there was a door in this wall . i was in the catacombs right behind this wall . simone : you know , this is the wall to our hotel . do you think there 's some kind of opening here into the hotel ? luis : well , let 's find out . give me a sec . scusi . signore ? please . luis : um -- doorman : may i help you ? chad : yeah , is there a door leading from the catacombs to the hotel lobby ? doorman : from the catacombs ? chad : yeah . doorman : no , signore , that -- that would be impossible . chad : no , it 's not impossible . i was just in there , all right ? doorman : mi scusi ? luis : no , all right , it 's ok . grazie , grazie . ciao . chad : what the hell 's going on here ? i was in there , i 'm telling you , all right ? you have to believe me , luis . luis : i do . all right , look , let 's -- let 's go back . let 's do this step by step , ok ? you heard whitney scream , and then you followed her voice to the catacombs ? chad : yes , luis , i know her voice . and when i was down there , i heard it again . luis : but you never saw her ? chad : no . you know , i have an idea . you 're a cop , right ? maybe you 'd see something i did n't . come down to the catacombs with me . luis : yeah , sure , you know , if you think it 'll help . paloma : we 'll come , too . simone : yes , we want to help you . luis : no . actually , you 're going to go to your room and you 're going to stay put . simone : no , but i want to help you find whitney . she is my sister . chad : simone , it 's too dangerous , ok ? luis : we will let you know if we find whitney later , ok ? promise me -- go to your room , you lock the door , and you do n't let anyone in , ok ? paloma : ok . chad : luis , let 's go . jessica : oh , come on , you guys . we ca n't go back to our room . paloma : but you heard luis . jessica : but we 're in rome . we should go find some hot club , dance , check out those sexy italian guys -- and girls . simone : no , no . look , luis is right , it is too dangerous . let 's just go back to the room . paloma : oh , come on , simone , we 'll find a place nearby . jessica : yeah . paloma : we 'll be all right . simone : ok , but what about the guys who attacked us ? paloma : we scared them off . i do n't think they 'd come anywhere near us again . jessica : yes . yay ! simone : oh , let 's go . jessica : ow ! [ scene_break ] luis : so how do we get into the catacombs ? chad : well , i was looking for whitney , right ? i saw this door with the weird symbol on it . luis : ok . chad : when i opened it up , all of a sudden i was falling . i landed in some kind of pit , and that 's how i wound up down in the catacombs . luis : well , there 's got to be an easier way to get down there than simply falling . chad : yeah . there , luis , that 's the door i went through . chad : come on , let 's go . i just hope we can find whitney in time . [ scene_break ] whitney : i can bear the responsibility of the knowledge you give me , lord . it 's the not knowing that i ca n't bear . please tell me . man : very well . even the holy father himself does n't know this . but , whitney , there are evil people who have infiltrated the vatican . as i told you , there is a chalice hidden in the vatican that contains secrets that could destroy the church . it is your job to find that chalice . the pope is a good and spiritual man , but he is unaware of the evil that is around him , the evil that threatens him and the church . whitney : heavenly father , why would you pick such an ordinary person like me to do such an incredibly important job ? man : i have always chosen ordinary people to do extraordinary things for the church , whitney , to perform miracles . you are the joan of arc of today . whitney : joan of arc ? me ? man : you can be . but first , you must find the chalice that contains the clues to the secrets , secrets of the church . otherwise , the pope , the church , and your very soul will be destroyed . [ scene_break ] kay : what is this thing ? tabitha 's voice : this fish girl is entirely too much trouble . tabitha : it 's -- it 's just some bath salts i picked up at the new spa boutique in town . kay : bath salts ? no , this does not look like bath salts . ew . tabitha , this thing stinks . this reminds me of when i was scaling fish at the cannery . siren : ew ! how could you ? kay : uh , because i needed the money . believe me , i hated it . ugh ! i ca n't even stand being around fish anymore . those nasty , slimy things . ew . siren : excuse me . kay : excuse you why ? siren : uh -- tabitha : listen , kay , i do n't ridicule your taste in scents . not everyone likes patchouli , you know . siren : i think it smells wonderful . tabitha : well , there you are . you see ? now , come along , everybody . let this girl have her bath in peace . fox : yes , absolutely . siren , so sorry . kay , come on , let 's go . kay : ok , there is something not right with that girl . fox : i do n't see anything wrong with her , so can we please just get to bed ? tabitha : whew . we managed to save ourselves from disaster this time , endora . mark my words , if we do n't throw that fin fatale back where she came from , we 're in for trouble . big trouble . big trouble . [ scene_break ] miguel : well , i 'm glad you 're ok . so , uh , sleep well . enjoy your bath . siren : miguel , do n't go . why do n't you come in ? the water 's fine . [ scene_break ] maya : noah , do n't . noah : well , i ca n't stand to see her with that gigolo . maya : think about our situation . she is safer with that gigolo than with you . leave them alone . noah : yeah , you 're right . damn it . gianni : come , fancy . gianni will make you happy . fancy : i am never going to be happy again . gianni : aw . [ scene_break ] paloma : what do you want ? we do n't have any money . jessica : leave us alone or we 'll call the police . man : relax . we do n't want your money , and we do n't want to hurt you . second man : we just want to talk to you . simone : about what ? man : do you recognize this symbol ? [ scene_break ] chad : all right , this is it . this will lead us to the catacombs and to whitney . woman : cosa desiderate ? luis : ciao . we got the wrong door , buddy . chad : no , no , no , this is the same place , man -- only there was nothing here but the pit i fell into . what the hell 's going on ? [ scene_break ] man : whitney , what do you see ? whitney : i 'm walking down the same hallway i went down before , the one that leads to the pope 's private quarters . and wait a second . i see some sort of seam on the wall . i 'm pushing on it . it 's opening . i feel cold air . man : what do you see ? whitney : well , there 's a long staircase going down , and i ca n't see the end of it . it 's too dark . man : go down the stairs , whitney . you 're getting closer . [ scene_break ] tabitha : now we have two women fighting for miguel . kay : siren ! siren : hi , kay . oh , is it steaming in here ... or is it just you ? tabitha : let the games begin . [ next_on ] gwen : there is no way that you 're going to rome with theresa . theresa : you 're here . you could n't stay away from me ! ethan : ok , whoa , whoa . fancy : open your eyes . wake up . luis : what am i -- it 's you . fancy : yes , luis , it 's -- luis : oh , my gosh , you came for me . gwen : our worst nightmare is about to come true . rebecca : now , now , gwennie , honey , just do n't panic , ok ? gwen : theresa 's going to talk to the editor of the tabloid and she 's going to find out that we sent that e - mail . rebecca : we just have to hope to god that she does n't find him . man : hello , theresa . you can call me joe . bartender : and for you ? woman : just a café americano , please . bartender : and your name , please ? beth : oh , i 'm beth . and this is my son , marty . whitney : this is the only way to save my soul and chad 's soul , to stop the temptation forever . ah !
kay is still upset that miguel is so taken with siren , but fox is just fine with it . miguel is still enjoying her attention . tabitha hopes the mermaid / woman does n't blow her cover , letting everyone know she and endora are witches .
ethan : you ca n't be serious . theresa : no , i 've never been more serious . if you do n't divorce gwen and marry me , then i 'm going to send her to jail for the rest of her life so we can be together . rebecca : you know , i 've got news for you , honey . you see , a good marriage does not begin with blackmail . ethan : theresa , you 're going kind of mad here , all right ? theresa : no , no , ethan , i 'm not going anything , ok ? i 'm trying to save you from yourself . you know , ethan -- listen to me ! you know we belong together . we have a daughter together and she needs you , and you need your family . gwen : you know what , theresa , we are going to have a family . you want to know why ? because ethan is going to get the courts to take jane away from you and give her to me ! theresa : no , no , gwen , you 're wrong . he is not going to do that . he would never take his daughter away from her birth mother . ethan : do n't you count on it . i have warned you not to back me into a corner like this . theresa : no , ethan , you would n't . ethan : yes , i would ! theresa : no . ethan : if you 're cruel enough to put her in prison for the rest of her life , then i 'm a little concerned and worried about what kind of a mother you would be to my daughter . you have the power to end this whole war with her ! all you got to do is drop the charges against her and we can all go back to our regular and normal lives . tell me you 're going to do it , that you 're going to end this ! please tell me that . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , do not slam the door in my face . we need to talk . sheridan : no . oh , no . i am all talked out . there is nothing left to say because the man that should be on my side is n't because he does n't believe me . luis : it 's not that i do n't believe you ! sheridan : whatever ! you are just like everyone else . you think i 'm crazy . luis : sheridan , no . sheridan : sheridan , yes ! ca n't you see how hurt i am right now ? look , i 'm not saying that the world is flat . i 'm not saying that evil witches live amongst us -- well , that is except for one , and her name is beth . luis , she is not marty 's mother , i am ! ! you have to believe me ! if you love me , then -- then you should believe me . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : angels in heaven , you gave me the power ! now please give me the strength to stop this greek tragedy ! alistair and beth can not do the down and dirty ! he 's her father ! beth : um , alistair , i do n't -- i do n't know about this . alistair : well , i do . i do . i 'm going to make love to you like a real man should make love to a woman . that 's something you 'll never forget . so come to papa . [ scene_break ] sam : ivy , you ca n't just walk off into the night . ivy : why not , sam ? there 's not much that matters right now . sam : do n't talk that way . ivy , come back to the house . stay tonight . ivy : sam , please ! having me go back to the house would just be cruel . sam : cruel ? ivy , i 'm just trying to make sure you 're safe . that is n't cruel . ivy : no ? think about it , sam . you know that if i go back to your house , then some part of me is going to think maybe , maybe there 's a chance that i can stay . and we both know that that is not going to happen . you want me out of your life . do n't give me hope , sam . the gift of hope would be the ultimate cruelty . [ scene_break ] ethan : theresa , tell me you 're going to drop the charges against gwen . tell me . theresa : no . i ca n't turn my back on our love . rebecca : see ? once a guttersnipe , always a guttersnipe . gwen : theresa , you ca n't win here . ethan is not going to leave me ! theresa : well , then i guess he 's going to get awfully tired of driving to the state pen to visit you . do you really want to spend the rest of your life in jail , gwen , with thieves and murderers ? is that what you want ? the real choice is yours here . divorce ethan and i 'll drop the charges . gwen : no ! theresa : well , then i guess by the time you get back to harmony , my daughter is going to have grandchildren . rebecca : yeah , well , do n't bet on it because ethan is going to take jane away from you . theresa : no , he wo n't . you know what , rebecca ? you do n't know ethan the way i do . he 's not going to take my daughter away from me . ethan : yes , i will . you 're forcing me to do this . i will take her away from you ! [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , i love you . i would never betray you . sheridan : and i love you . but love is more than just flowers and romance and the bedroom . it 's about trust and respect and equal partnership . those are the bricks that you use to build a life together , but you do n't trust me . luis : honey -- sheridan : no , no ! there . you know what -- `` honey , sweetheart , darling `` -- do n't you know that i can hear the condescension in your voice ? you got to be thinking , `` poor sheridan . she 's really lost it this time . i 'll just calm her down and then she 'll kiss me and say , ' oh , luis , thank you so much for showing me the light . ' `` well , i got news for you -- not going to happen because i know that marty is my son and i know that beth is a monster in disguise . luis : all right , then what about the d.n.a . test ? it proved that beth is marty 's mother , ok ? sheridan : that i ca n't explain . somehow that d.n.a . test is wrong because i know that marty is my son , our son . i have never been more sure of anything in my life , and you just have to put your doubts aside and help me prove this ! luis : sweetheart -- sheridan : see ? there you go again . you ca n't for one second admit that i might be right . you never back me up . luis : of course i -- sheridan : you never give me the benefit of the doubt ! luis : yes , i do ! sheridan : no , you do n't ! what , like tonight at the nightclub ? you really think that i would go after beth with a knife ? see ? you are more than willing to believe that i would , but you ca n't admit that she would actually attack me . luis : look , whatever happened there tonight , let 's not make more out of it than what actually is , ok ? sheridan : whoa , `` more out of it `` ? beth tried to kill me and you do n't believe me ! luis : come on , you 're overreacting ! look at the evidence , ok ? your friend dottie did the d.n.a . test that proved that beth is marty 's mother . ok , in a court of law , that is more than enough , sheridan . sheridan : court of law ? would you just stop thinking like a cop for two seconds ? whether there is evidence or none at all , you should love and support me no matter what ! [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : oh . maid : may i help you ? mrs. wallace : holy good night , mary ellen ryan and all the saints in ireland , are you a healthy girl . you must work out . do you have a sister in the nut house named norma ? maid : state your business , please . mrs. wallace : well , my business -- maid : mm - hmm ? mrs. wallace : is in there . i need to see alistair . where is he ? maid : mr. crane -- he ca n't be disturbed . he 's entertaining . mrs. wallace : huh ! ok , is that what he 's calling it now ? well , ok , that 's a party of one , of two that i have to stop . maid : you ca n't come in ! leave or i 'll call security ! mrs. wallace : hey , hey , hey ! out of my way , sunshine ! i have to see alistair ! it 's a matter of life and -- and birth ! maid : lady , you are not getting me fired ! mrs. wallace : oh , all i 'm trying to do is stop two of the lord 's souls from being fired in the pits of hell , so out of my way ! mrs. wallace : ha - ha ! maid : oh , no , you do n't ! beth : mr. crane , i 've changed my mind . i do n't want to do this . alistair : that 's what they all say . then they all change their tune . beth : no . there , ok ? i said it -- no . you ca n't sleep with a woman who says no . alistair : no one says no to me . and i 've wanted you for quite a while , beth , ever since i kissed you disguised as charlie . but i 'm not charlie anymore . i 'm alistair crane , and i take what i want , and i want you , beth , now . mrs. wallace : oh , this is impossible ! i could be looking up here for days and never find them . ok , ok , what do those people do who want to find water and they use a stick ? how do they do it ? oh , come on , think , edna , think , think , think . ok , angels , angels , you have got to help me find the evil that is nearby in this house pronto ! ooh ! oh , boy ! ok . ok . whoo ! whoa ! whoa ! oh , god , talk about pronto . whoa ! whoa ! ok , hey , ok , ok , when you got it , you got it . thank you , amigos ! love you , mean it , owe you one . now what do i do ? mrs. wallace : i did n't watch `` macgyver `` all those years for nothing . mrs. wallace : oh , no . lordy , lordy , bethie ! no ! [ scene_break ] sam : ivy , i do n't want to hurt you . i 've always wanted what 's best for you . but jessica is in big trouble . i have to focus on her now . ivy : i know , sam . i know . i 'll find a place to stay . sam : ivy ? please stay at the bed - and - breakfast . ivy : right . walk into another one of grace 's perfect bedrooms ? i think not . i 'll find my own place . sam : if you 're sure . ivy : you know , it 's funny , i -- i went from my father 's house to julian 's house to your house . i 've never really been on my own . sam : ivy , let me help you . ivy : please , sam . just leave me alone . sam : i 'll respect your wishes . ivy : and i yours . ivy : good night , sam . goodbye . [ scene_break ] theresa : i do n't believe you . i do n't believe that you would team up with these two to take my daughter away from me . ethan : well , you 'd better believe it , because if you do n't drop these charges against gwen , i 'm going to start proceedings right away , immediately . i 'm not bluffing here . i will take jane away from you , i will raise her myself , and keep you out of her life because i do n't think a child deserves to have a mother that will sink to the depths that you 've reached , theresa . theresa : no , no , you wo n't . i know you . i know what 's in your heart . you love me , ethan . you have always loved me . we would 've had a perfect marriage for years now if gwen had n't been pregnant . gwen : and when i was pregnant , you killed my little girl , theresa ! ethan : you know , our love was not so perfect , theresa . gwen was n't the only one hurt . remember that little file that you put together about my true paternity ? the one you sent to the sleaziest tabloid in the country ? because of you , the whole wide world found out that i was sam bennett 's son . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : alistair crane , you keep your bits and pieces to yourself or the lord is going to smite you down ! beth : mother , what are you doing here ? mrs. wallace : i am here to stop you from committing a crime against god and his prophets and his cherubim and seraphim -- alistair : will you shut up ! get out of my house , you old bat ! mrs. wallace : `` old bat `` ? ha ! is that any way to be speaking to the mother of your child , huh ? alistair : what ? beth : mother , have you gone completely senile ? mrs. wallace : no , bethie . i am here on god 's mission to stop you from making love to your own father . alistair crane here is your long - lost daddy ! beth : what ? [ scene_break ] theresa : i 've said it before and i 'll say this again -- i never sent that file to the tabloid . ethan , listen , it was on my computer , the file that said that you were ivy and sam 's son , but when it came out , i was more surprised than anyone . somebody else sent that file from my computer , ethan . somebody else did this to you . ethan : nice try , nice try . if you did n't do it , who did ? rebecca : well , listen to those lies just spill from her lips . theresa : i have no idea who sent that file , ethan , but trust me , i swear to you on my children 's lives it was n't me . i love you , ethan . i have always loved you , and i would never do anything to hurt you ever . ivy : oh , you liar . ever since you bulldozed your way into our lives , you have done nothing but hurt ethan , and i refuse to let you hurt him again . [ scene_break ] beth : alistair crane is my father ? mrs. wallace : yes , sirree , bob . beth : oh , my god , i -- i almost -- alistair : wait , wait , you seriously ca n't believe this demented dingbat . me as your father ? that 's impossible . beth : yeah . you 're right , it 's impossible . mrs. wallace : oh , yes , it is possible . him , me -- like bunnies in springtime , missy . alistair -- alistair is your father , beth . beth : you slept with my whore of a mother ? mrs. wallace : hey . alistair : there is not enough brandy in the entire universe for me to sleep -- beth : no , wait , i get it , i get it . i know what you 're trying to do , and it 's not going to work . mrs. wallace : no , bethie , i 'm looking out for you . beth : liar . mrs. wallace : oh -- beth : damn you . you know , you ca n't bear for me to spend one night with a man who 's attracted to me . you 've got to ruin any chance i have to be with a man , even an old , old man . alistair : whoa , whoa . beth : no , listen , you storm in here with these crazy accusations . you 're jealous . get out . just get out ! mrs. wallace : no , beth , beth , stop it . you have got to believe me . that fiend , as good - looking as he is , is your father , and i can prove it . [ scene_break ] luis : i do n't know what to say to you . you know that i love you . i say it to you all day long . sheridan : you know what ? words , not deeds . if you love me , then believe me and help me get marty back . luis : this is absurd . why are we arguing like this ? sheridan : because you ca n't love me and think that i 'm crazy at the same time . that 's not love . that is pity . you love me like i 'm a troubled child or the eccentric relative that has crazy ideas . you 're constantly watching what you say around me . true love is two people that can communicate to each other , that trust each other . luis : i do n't think that you 're crazy , ok ? it 's just you ca n't -- sheridan : just what ? that you have no evidence to back my beliefs ? that you ca n't take this to court ? my god , luis , a relationship is not fodder for `` law & order , `` all right ? just be on my side . luis : i am ! sheridan : no , you 're not ! you never have been . you 've never believed a word that i have to say . i might as well be a suspect that you 've arrested ! luis : all right , let 's not fly off the handle . sheridan : you know what ? enough ! that 's it . just get out , luis . if you ca n't be on my side , then get out ! luis : oh , good god . you 're breaking up with me now ? [ scene_break ] ivy : how you even have the gall to stand in the same room with my son is beyond me . ethan : mother , do n't you think you 're overreacting just a bit ? ivy : that girl belongs in prison or the grave . rebecca : ah , bravo , ivy . that 's the kind of spirit we need around here . ethan : gwen , kindly put a muzzle on your mother , please . rebecca : what ? really , i -- gwen : ok , what are you going to do ? ethan : what am i going to do ? i 'm going to talk to her one more time . gwen : honey , that is a waste of time . she is never going to drop the charges against me . i think we should go home right now and start putting together a case to take jane away from her . rebecca : oh , good . and you know what ? i just happen to have judge reilly 's bedside number . ethan : rebecca , rebecca , cut it out . look , i 'm not going to try to take jane away from her until i know , until i 'm convinced that she 's going to go through with her little sick plan . frankly , and quite honestly , everyone , that 's the only way i think i 'm going to be able to convince myself to go through with this . but if she is that malicious , she does n't deserve to raise my daughter . rebecca : you know , are all men really that naive ? gwen : he would n't take such great pains if he was n't still tied to her . theresa : so we 're alone . ethan : mm - hmm . theresa : you know , we always understand each other when we 're one - on - one . and i 've got a lot to say to you . ethan : and i to you . let me start . my mother is right . you wrecked my life and you wrecked my mother 's life when you sent that file to the tabloids , theresa . you did . so you 'd better listen up , and listen good . because if you do n't , i will ruin your life . you hear me ? [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : alistair crane is your father . i can prove it . beth : what kind of proof ? it is n't gross , is it ? mrs. wallace : gross ? no , no , honey , see , my proof is i can tell you the story of that night , every crackling , passionate moment . a man , a woman , a spark , and -- paw -- fireworks . alistair : oh , edna . good god , you are completely nuts . i have never slept with you . and , of course , why would i ? mrs. wallace : well , first of all , al , we did n't do much sleeping that night . and back in the day , i was considered hot stuff , al . even you thought so . alistair : never happened . the woman 's delusional . beth : of course she is . mrs. wallace : oh , you two wish i was nuts . but i remember every scrumptious moment of that night . boy , you kids today . you think you know about passion . but back in the 1970s , we had something wild , we had something dangerous . we had something that would set your libido going faster than the beat , beat , beat of the jungle drums . we had disco ! singer : we can make it shine we can take forever just a minute at a time singer : do it to me again and again you put me in such an awful spin , in a spin yeah , oh mrs .. wallace : oh . do n't you remember , al ? do n't you remember what we had ? it was a night of passion unmatched in human history . the bee gees ' version of `` tristan `` ais `` isolde `` ! boy , i ca n't even see shag carpeting without having a shiver going up and down my spine . beth : alistair , is it true ? mrs. wallace : oh , of course it 's true . would you wake up ? bethie , how else could they prove that you were marty 's mother , huh ? dottie only looked at your d.n.a . results . how else could she figure out that you were marty 's mother -- unless you have crane blood . hmm ? beth : daddy ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : get out , luis , now . luis : kicking me out for good ? sheridan : no . this is our home . but i ca n't even look at you right now . i just need time to myself to think . luis : darling -- sheridan : do n't even call me `` darling , `` because you 've hurt me , luis , badly . please just go , all right ? if you ca n't have the decency to trust me , then just give me my space . at least give me that . luis : all right . i 'll go out for a walk . sheridan : whatever . luis : sheridan ? sheridan , are you all right ? sheridan : i 'm fine ! i 'm just fine ! please go ! sheridan : why wo n't he ever believe me ? you want proof ? fine , i 'll give him proof . how ? i do n't know how , i know those d.n.a . tests are wrong . somehow i 've got to prove to luis i am marty 's mother . [ scene_break ] theresa : look , ethan , i did n't send that file , ok ? i did n't . and do n't tell me that it ruined your life , because good things came out of that . you found out that sam was your father . ethan : yes , and i am glad that sam bennett is my father . god knows i never felt like a crane , theresa . but , you know , my mother 's life was wrecked . theresa : she was living a lie for years . ethan : do n't justify what you did ! theresa : i 'm not justifying . i did n't do it , ethan . you even said yourself that you were relieved that you were n't alistair 's heir . ethan : yeah , maybe , maybe . but you know what , as a crane , i would 've been able to make a difference . with that power , i could 've done a little bit of good , maybe undo alistair 's evil empire . i do n't know , it was a dream of mine . those dreams are dead now . theresa : we can make new dreams . ethan , we have a child together , and we can build a family . ethan : theresa , forget it . just forget it . forget the fantasies , forget those ideas . you know why ? because you need to start thinking about being a parent , think about your children . because if you do n't drop these charges against gwen , i 'm going to march you right into court , i 'm going to sue you , and i 'm going to sue you for custody of jane . that 's what i 'm going to do . and when gwen and i have her , i 'm going to take her so far away that you are never going to be a part of her life again ! [ scene_break ] ivy : why does ethan even bother talking to that wretched girl ? she 's the one who ruined his life . she sent that computer file to the tabloids . rebecca : you know , it 's amazing the problems that one little email can cause . ivy : ethan was kicked out of the crane family , julian tossed me out on my behind . the only good thing that came out of it was a chance to be with sam , but that -- that 's gone forever . i do n't even have a place to sleep tonight . rebecca : oh , ivy , you poor thing . well , you know , i have lots of guest rooms . why do n't you stay in my mansion ? ivy : that 's kind of you , rebecca . rebecca : well , honey , what are friends for ? besides , julian already has his mistress sleeping in , so i do n't see a problem with an ex - wife . ivy : then thank you . although it 's going to be a little hard being surrounded by all those memories . gwen : well , look at you being so generous . rebecca : think about it , honey . i mean , who better to get ethan moving than his own manipulative mother ? ivy : you know , i was queen of the crane clan . rebecca : aw . but that was so long ago , dear . ivy : yeah . and ethan would 've been king . he would have been emperor of the entire empire . he would 've had everything . and then a snake appeared in the garden -- a lying , immoral , poisonous snake . theresa ruined ethan 's life , and i will be damned if i let her do it again . rebecca : ooh . you go , girl . ivy : you little snake in the grass . i am not going to let you hurt my son again . [ scene_break ] luis : hey , sam . sam : luis . luis : what the hell are you doing here ? sam : just came out to clear my head . luis : yeah ? what 's up ? sam : well , you might as well know . i -- i asked ivy to move out of the house . luis : wow . i 'm sorry . sam : i think it 's best for everyone . what are you doing out here ? luis : well , it 's funny you should ask . sheridan actually kicked me out of the house . sam : you 're kidding . luis : no . sam : why ? luis : well , she says i 'm a cold , insensitive clod . sam : i think we all were one at one time or another . luis : yeah . she 's not making any damn sense . she insisted beth have this d.n.a . test . you know , the damn thing proved that beth is marty 's mother , and sheridan refuses to accept it . i 'm not going to lie to sheridan and tell her that i believe her when i do n't . sam : yeah , i do n't think lying 's good , but sheridan 's got a point . luis : what ? sam : she just wants you to be supportive . i mean , you are supposed to be her greatest defender . luis : i am , ok , but she 's dead wrong and the facts totally contradict her . sam : hey , hey , listen , forget the facts for a moment because that 's what got you thrown out of the house . luis : how am i supposed to forget the facts , sam , ok ? i 'm a detective . you take away the facts , all you have are feelings and emotions , that 's it . sam : well , maybe sheridan 's feelings are telling her that marty 's her son . let me tell you something -- when i found out that ethan was my son , it blew me away . i had no idea . maybe a woman can sense when a child is hers , even when the evidence is against it . [ scene_break ] beth : you 're my daddy ? [ alistair groans ] mrs. wallace : as sure as god made little green apples . beth : all these years , i 've been so ashamed . all the other little girls , they knew who their daddies were , but i did n't . i had to pretend that your stupid husband was my father . now i know . it 's you . alistair crane . oh , my god . mrs. wallace : bethie -- bethie , honey , look , i know this is an emotional moment for you , but , honey , listen , i 'm ok , you 're ok , and he 's -- he 's -- beth : a zillionaire . and i 've been schlepping coffee at the book cafe , apologizing to soccer moms because they did n't have enough foam on their stupid cappuccinos ? paying rent on that dump to you , my own father ? all because you were too stupid to figure out that you got pregnant by the richest guy on the planet ? mrs. wallace : well , i 'm sorry . i just did n't figure it out until dinnertime . beth : dinnertime ? mrs. wallace : yeah . beth : you still let me go out . i almost slept with my own father . when were you going to tell me ? mrs. wallace : well , i was trying to find the right moment -- and i tried . i called you , but you hung up on me ! beth : oh , god ! mrs. wallace : come on , come on , will you just cool your jets here ? come on , do n't you get it ? you said it . you said it . he 's a gazillionaire ! yeah , you know ? beth : my god . i 'm a crane . a crane . mrs. wallace : bingo ! beth : this is what those magazines call life - altering moments . i 'm a crane ! my life is going to be so different . i mean , it 's going to be nothing but designer gowns and diamonds ! and you know what the best part will be ? mrs. wallace : what ? beth : about being a crane ? mrs. wallace : what ? beth : once the world knows that i 'm a crane , my whole life is going to be so perfect ! alistair : no . that can never happen . beth : daddy ? alistair : do n't call me that . the world can never find out that you 're a crane . never . beth : why ca n't i tell anyone i 'm a crane ? are you ashamed of me ? i 'm not good enough for you ? mrs. wallace : yeah , is n't we classy enough to be cranes ? beth : no , you ca n't stop me . i 'm going to tell the world that i 'm a crane . i will not be swept under the carpet like dirt . mrs. wallace : yeah , me , neither ! alistair : will you both calm down ? it 's got nothing to do with your obvious lack of class . it 's got to do with your nemesis , sheridan . beth : sheridan ? what about her ? alistair : if sheridan finds out that you are her half sister , she 'll know why the d.n.a . test proved that you were marty 's mother -- because both you and marty have crane blood . beth : oh , my god . oh , my god . if sheridan finds out i 'm a crane , i 'm going to lose everything -- marty and my chance to have luis . sheridan : none of these websites make any sense . i mean , if they 're correct , then the d.n.a . test that dottie ran should be right . beth should be marty 's mother . unless -- no , no , that ca n't be . that 's impossible . unless -- no , come on , sheridan , you 're grasping at straws here . could it be ? i mean , according to these websites , the only way the d.n.a . test could show that beth is marty 's mother is if beth is -- my sister . [ scene_break ] ivy : i want you out of my son 's life , you malicious little harpy . ethan : mother , stop . calm down , all right ? ivy : i do n't want to calm down , ethan . look at what she has done to you , to me . everything that is wrong in your life is theresa 's fault . you can lay it all on her doorstep . theresa : no , jane is not ethan 's daughter , your grandchild , is not wrong . ivy : ethan would 've had children with gwen if it were n't for you . he 'd be at the helm of crane industries if you had n't sent that file to the press . and he would still be heir to the crane fortune if it were n't for you ! theresa : i did n't send that file , ivy . ivy : if you did n't send it , then who did ? [ next_on ] fox : i 'm not giving up on getting my son back . one way or another , i will get him back . ethan : if you do n't drop the charges against gwen , i will take you to court , i will sue for custody of jane . luis : beth is marty 's mother , sheridan . sheridan : no , no , no , it only seems that way . beth is my sister .
ivy moves out of sam 's house , but does n't want to stay in `` grace 's `` boarding house , either . luckily , rebecca is feeling generous and offers her shelter in the crane mansion , which she gladly accepts . sheridan is so angry at luis for not supporting her over beth that she throws him out of the cottage . after a good cry she decides to do a web search on dna tests and stumbles over the only reason beth 's dna could possibly match marty 's . now , if she can only convince luis that it 's true . theresa is adamant that the only way she will drop the charges against gwen is if ethan divorces her first . he is drunk enough to be offended by that and tells her he most certainly will help gwen take jane away from her if she does n't drop the charges . the subject of theresa outing ethan as not being a crane keeps coming up , and all her protestations of innocence fall on deaf ears , except for gwen and rebecca 's , since they know for sure she did n't do it .
tabitha : hell 's bells and buckets of blood . it appears that luis is about to bring down the cranes . that means that he and sheridan will get back together -- oh , and charity and miguel will get back together , too , for that matter . and if they do , the power of their love will destroy me . oh , that is if my friends in the basement do n't destroy me first . endora , will you stop giggling ? you do n't want to antagonize them . though the way things are going , it may be too late already . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] luis ' inner voice : `` i love you . soon we 're going to be together forever . `` [ thinking of sheridan ] luis : ok . well , it wo n't be long now , because tonight i 'm going to prove that alistair is the one who kept us apart . then we 're going to be together . [ scene_break ] whitney : do you really think luis has information that 's going to destroy the cranes ? chad : he says it 's all on those cd - roms . whitney : and he 's going to show it on one of those big video screens , right ? chad : so everyone in harmony can see it . whitney : oh , i just hope my father is n't too badly hurt . t.c . : um -- whitney : hi , daddy . t.c . : whitney , have you seen your mother ? whitney : oh , well , um -- oh , actually , she 's right over there . t.c . : oh , thanks , honey . whitney : mm - hmm . well , i wonder what my mother was doing outside . of course . julian was out there with her . she was with her lover . i should 've known . chad : hey , hey , come on . [ scene_break ] liz : oh , sister dear , you are playing with fire . well , it wo n't be long until you are burnt to a crisp . t.c . : honey , where have you been ? eve : oh , i was just outside getting some air . t.c . : well , would you like to dance ? eve : with you , always . [ scene_break ] rebecca : there you are , julian . i 've been looking everywhere for you , and , as usual , you were probably off playing footsie with dr. eve . julian : do n't make a scene . rebecca : hmm . you know , if you did n't want me to make a scene , you should n't have forced me to wear this ridiculous dress . i look like a cheap tart . julian : precisely . before they cart me off to jail , i want the satisfaction of seeing you totally humiliated . you lied and cheated your way into a sham of a marriage , so now i want you to smile and come dance with your husband . [ scene_break ] miguel : thank you . charity : i hope rebecca 's designer friend likes my portfolio . miguel : i am positive that he 's going to love it . i mean , who knows , maybe he 'll ask you to come to hollywood and work for him . kay : i do n't care if she gets a job on the moon , as long as she 's far away from miguel . [ scene_break ] sam : having a good time ? ivy : wonderful . though it does make me a little sad seeing all these gorgeous young girls in their fabulous gowns . sam : why ? ivy : reminds me of when i was young and we had to o keep our love a secret , you know , because alistair and my father kept us apart . we missed out on so much . sam : that was in the past , you know ? let 's concentrate on the future . ivy : you know , i 'm trying to . i 'm trying to . sam : hey . what 's wrong ? ivy : what was i thinking , sam , pretending to be this young girl that i used to be when i 'm not , you know ? i 'm not . i 'm not at all . sam : ivy . [ scene_break ] ethan : more champagne ? gwen : no , thank you , honey . i have to catch that plane , but go ahead . ethan : i wish you did n't have to leave for boston tonight . gwen : oh , me , too . but i 've been thinking , and i know this particular project is short - term , but if the job were to become permanent , you know , maybe we could move to boston . ethan : you want to live there ? gwen : honey , i could live anywhere where theresa is n't . ethan : gwen , you have no reason to be threatened by theresa because the only woman that i love is you , ok ? [ scene_break ] theresa : excuse me . could you do me a favor ? could you keep the champagne flowing for mr. ethan winthrop over there , please ? you can just , you know , tell him he won a door prize or something ? waiter : yes , ma'am . theresa : all right , thanks . thank you . only the real winner will be me , after ethan gets me pregnant again . [ scene_break ] luis : dropped your rose . sheridan : i did n't drop it , luis , i threw it away . i ca n't accept flowers from you . i 'm a married woman . luis : well , you 're married to the wrong man . sheridan : luis , you 've got to stop this , all right ? i ca n't take this fighting between you and antonio anymore . luis : look , sheridan , i 'm not giving up on you , ok ? after tonight , i 'm not going to have to . [ scene_break ] beth : i hope i 've done the right thing . alistair : get in there , steal all the c.d . 's and any hard copies you can find . if you see this man and he ends up dead , there 's a bonus in it for you . [ shows a photo of luis to his hired henchmen . ] [ scene_break ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places , and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet , and i , would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest . breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive , you are the fire burning inside of me . you are my passion for life . [ scene_break ] sam : ivy ! ivy . ivy , ivy , ivy . tell me what 's wrong . ivy : oh . you know , this is going to sound stupid and foolish , but when i see all those gorgeous young girls in there , and i know that you could have your pick of any one of them -- any of them -- why would you want me ? sam : you know , ivy , you 're right , you are sounding foolish . ivy : well , maybe that 's what i am -- you know , just a stupid fool , thinking i could recapture my lost youth and missed opportunities . who am i kidding ? i 'm a middle - aged woman , and when i look in the mirror , all i see are wrinkles . sam : you want to know what i see when i look at you ? i see a beautiful woman -- a woman i used to be very much in love with , and a woman i could very easily fall in love with again . ivy : really ? sam : really . ivy , i do n't want one of those girls inside . i want a woman , a real woman who knows me inside and out , and you do , ivy . we do n't have to pretend with each other because we know each other so well . so stop . stop dwelling on the past . look to the future . ivy : are you saying that you think we have a future together ? sam : honestly , i do n't know . i do n't know where all this is leading , and i do n't know if it 's going to last forever . but i do know i want us to start the journey tonight . tonight . if you 're willing . ivy : yes . sam : now , ivy , would you do me the honor and give me this next dance ? ivy : i 'd love to . [ scene_break ] antonio : mama , i have to tell you something , and , well , i do n't think you 're going to like hearing it , but -- pilar : what is it , mijo ? antonio : sheridan and i will be leaving harmony tonight after the party . we 're going back to st. lisa 's . pilar : what ? you ca n't leave , not now . antonio : what do you mean , not now ? pilar : nothing . i -- i just mean i do n't want you to go , antonio . antonio : we have to . pilar : why ? antonio : you know why . because every time i turn around , my brother 's trying to steal my wife away from me . pilar : and you 're still mad at me because i supported luis . antonio : no , i 'm not mad at you . i 'm disappointed , yes , i mean , you decided to support luis . if you 'd have supported me , maybe things would be different . pilar : please do n't go . please ? antonio : i 'm sorry , mama . we have to . i love sheridan , and i 'm not going to let anyone or anything come in between us . damn him . this is exactly what i 'm talking about . how many times do i have to tell you to stay away from my wife ? what , did you bring her that rose ? pilar : no , actually , that rose is for me . luis gave it to me . thank you , mijo . i just left it at the table . come -- come dance with me . come on , luis . luis : yeah , yeah , sure . [ scene_break ] theresa : hey . whitney : hi , honey . theresa : ok , where 's chad ? whitney : oh , he 's over there doing a manual check on the audio - video equipment . theresa : ok . you know , i actually wanted to ask you something . whitney : yeah ? theresa : do you remember that -- you know , that drug that you were talking about a few days ago , the one that your mom 's doing that research on , that date - rape drug ? whitney : oh , rohypnol ? theresa : yeah . whitney : sometimes they call it rookies . but , actually , my mom is n't working on that drug . she 's working on a new drug that does n't have as many , you know , physical side effects . theresa : oh , that 's cool . ok . whitney : why ? theresa : oh , i 'm just -- you know , i was getting curious because , you know , paloma does n't live here where we can , you know , keep an eye on her , and i just kind of want to warn her about stuff like that , you know , to make sure she keeps her drink in sight , you know , so no one can doctor it up . whitney : well , that 's a good idea . i mean , roofies can be very dangerous . even the drug my mom 's working on is dangerous . it 's like -- it 's like a sedative . you know , it can slow down responses . it can even cause amnesia . theresa : perfect . whitney : what ? theresa : i 'm thirsty , thirsty . you know what , i 'm just going to get something to drink . whitney : well , no alcohol , remember , because you 're pregnant . theresa : yes . i know . thanks . whitney : all right . theresa : bye . whitney : bye . theresa 's inner voice : i 'm actually not pregnant , whitney , but i will be after tonight . i just hope dr. russell has her medical bag . [ scene_break ] chad : i wonder where beth is . she said she 'd watch the equipment while i dance with whitney . hank : do n't know . luis : hey . everything all set ? chad : ready when you are . luis : well -- well , looks like alistair 's going to be a no - show . does n't matter . i 'll get the satisfaction out of knowing he 's going to spend the rest of his life in jail . let 's do this . hank : ok . showtime . luis : excuse me . can i have everyone 's attention , please ? i 'm about to make an announcement that i 'm sure no one is going to want to miss . it 's a list of atrocities committed by the most prominent family in harmony -- the cranes . [ people murmur ] [ scene_break ] rebecca : oh , this is so humiliating . i wish the ground would just open up and swallow me whole . julian : one could hope . [ scene_break ] beth : who were those men ? what were they doing here ? alistair : that 's not your concern . but i have no intention of losing my money , power , and respect . just be grateful i 'm going to save both our hides tonight . beth : oh , i certainly hope so . if luis sees what 's on those c.d . 's and realizes that i kidnapped sheridan and stole her baby , he 's going to kill me . [ scene_break ] luis : now , every one of you people in this town have suffered in one way or another at the hands of the cranes ' , but that all ends tonight . now , you , the good people of harmony , will finally get your revenge on the cranes . not all the cranes are evil . in fact , some of the cranes have been mistreated and abused by members of their own family . they may refuse to believe it , but i 'm going to show them proof tonight , right here on these tv monitors . now , in front of you , you will see all the dirty secrets of the cranes ' revealed . rebecca : what is all that stuff ? i mean , it 's just a bunch of numbers and documents . luis : those numbers represent what the cranes have stolen from us -- hostile business takeovers , liens against real estate , fraud they 've committed . there 's enough information there to put alistair and julian away for the rest of their lives . [ scene_break ] julian : i told you this would be bad . rebecca : bad ? nobody is going to speak to me after this . i 'm going to be a social pariah , thanks to you . gwen : oh , is this as bad as it looks ? ethan : oh , it 's worse . [ scene_break ] theresa : ok , that 's it . that 's dr. russell 's medical bag . oh . oh , yes , this is it . ok . ethan will never know what hit him . that 's enough . ok . [ theresa is in the coat closet stealing drugs . ] [ scene_break ] t.c . : we got it after the civil war , and we believed that the cranes had taken it away from us , but we never had proof . now we 've got the proof . [ talking of a deed for property . ] eve 's inner voice : oh , t.c . , far worse is yet to come . sam : my god . the cranes stole my grandfather 's business . they told him he 'd made a bad business deal . they lied . he -- he never got over it . ivy : i 'm so sorry , sam . luis : and , people , this is just the tip of the iceberg . the cranes have n't just committed white - collar crime . they 've kidnapped , extorted , attempted murder , even brainwashed to get what they wanted . take a look at the monitors . the evidence of their worst crimes is coming up . [ scene_break ] [ people murmur ] [ the lights have gone out . ] chad : all the breakers are tripped . i mean , it had to be intentional . there 's no way they could all go at the same time . luis : yeah . well , it 's going to take more than a little power outage to stop me from exposing the cranes . start the video . chad : yeah . luis : sorry for the inconvenience , ladies and gentlemen . please fix your eyes on the screens once again . chad : no , no , no , no . all the c.d . 's are gone , man . luis : what ? chad : yeah , the c.d . 's , the hard drives , they 're all missing . luis : alistair 's behind this . what the hell did you do ? julian : i have no idea what you 're talking about . luis : no , you do know what i 'm talking about . hank : luis , luis , they 're leaving out the back . luis : what ? hank : let 's go . luis : chad , stay with the equipment . [ sam , luis , and hank chase after the henchmen . ] [ scene_break ] t.c . : those cranes are blood - sucking vipers , just like i thought they were . man : i hope you cranes all burn in hell ! rebecca : ew . that 's disgusting . t.c . : the cranes are disgusting . [ scene_break ] ethan : we should get out of here . gwen : why , do n't you want to see what else the cranes have done ? ethan : look , i 'm sure it 's going to be the talk of harmony for years to come . besides , this crowd could get really ugly . gwen : ok . i mean , i have to finish packing anyway , you know . do n't forget the champagne you won . ethan : all right . [ scene_break ] man : the cops spotted us . alistair : let 's get the hell out of here . [ scene_break ] ethan : mmm , mmm , mmm , mmm . [ passionately kissing gwen . ] gwen : oh , baby . oh , honey , i ca n't . i have to get packing to go to the airport . i hope the weather holds . it 's been so foggy . mmm . ethan : you know what i hope ? i hope a hurricane blows in , you 're stranded , and that i have you here to myself . gwen : mmm . mmm . just hold that thought till i get back , ok ? [ still kissing passionately . ] ethan : uh - uh , i do n't think i can wait that long . gwen : oh . honey , none for me . oh , i have to pack ! ethan : no , no , no , hold on , hold on , hold on , hold on . i know you got to go , but before you go , we 're going to have one last glass , ok ? gwen : you are making such a mess . ethan : i know , i know , but it 's fun , is n't it ? gwen : honey , i ca n't . ethan : just one , just one , i promise . gwen : ok . ethan : ok ? all right , that was great . now we go with the one kiss . just one . just one . gwen : mmm . ethan : mmm . gwen : oh , honey , i ca n't do this right now . ethan : yes , you can . gwen : i ca n't . i have to go . ethan : yes , yes , you can . you know what ? gwen : i ca n't . oh . ethan : i love you . gwen : oh , god . [ their passion moves to the bed . ] [ scene_break ] pilar : mija . theresa : hi . have you seen ethan and gwen ? pilar : i think they left a while ago . in fact , i heard gwen say she had to catch a plane . theresa : she did ? ok . pilar : wait , teresita , wait . where are you going ? theresa : mama , i have to go to the crane estate now . pilar : no , no , no , no . please tell me that you are not still trying to go through with this crazy scheme of yours of seducing ethan into getting you pregnant , right ? theresa : i am , yes . now , if gwen finds out that i 'm not pregnant anymore , i 'm going to lose my son . so i have to get pregnant again tonight and it has to be by ethan . pilar : look , theresa , this baby -- he 's going to be just as much your own flesh and blood as little ethan . could you really give your child up for another ? theresa : oh , mama , i told you i 'm going to think about that later , but right now i have to get pregnant . pilar : you 're not going to be able to trick ethan into thinking you 're gwen , mija , never . theresa : mama , i will . yes , i will . you saw the disguise , remember ? it fooled you . pilar : please -- please , do n't do this , ok ? theresa : mama , listen , i have to . but listen , i promise i 'm going to be careful , ok ? i promise . please do n't tell anyone about this , ok ? it has to be our secret . i love you , mama . i 'll be back . pilar : theresa -- wait , theresa . [ scene_break ] fox : hey . pilar , listen , have you seen your lovely daughter anywhere ? i 've been looking all over for her , ca n't find her anywhere . pilar : no , i -- i ca n't say that i know where she is , fox . fox : hmm . she 's got be here somewhere , i tell you that much . hey , pilar , you -- you all right ? you look a little pale . you ok ? pilar : no , i 'm fine . fox : yeah ? pilar : yeah , fine . fox : ok . i 'm going to go look for her , then . pilar : ok . fox : all right . [ fox leaves to search for theresa . ] pilar : oh , dear god . eve : pilar . pilar : yeah ? eve : oh , pilar , you do n't look well . pilar : i 'm fine , eve . eve : no , you 're not . you have a rare blood disorder , and you 're not supposed to be under stress like this . pilar : i know , i know what you 're going to say , eve . i 'm fine . dear god , please , please help me . please , i can not leave my children right now . [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , no , no , no ! oh , luis has caught alistair 's henchmen . oh , this is n't working out the way i wanted it at all . what else can go wrong ? [ rumble ] tabitha : well , yeah , yeah . well , thanks for the reminder . [ scene_break ] sam : hank , give me the tape ! hey ! [ sam and hank are securing the men they fought with duct tape . ] sam : where 's luis ? luis : right here . look what i found -- a little rat in the alley . [ bringing in alistair . ] sam : where the hell are those c.d . 's , alistair ? alistair : i have no idea what you 're talking about . luis : you know exactly what i 'm talking about . you hand over those c.d . 's . alistair : get your hands off of me . sam , call off your boy ! sam : he 's not my boy , alistair . and if by that you mean police officer , well , you had him fired from the force , remember , so i have no control over luis . if he wanted to break your neck , i could n't stop him . luis : that 's a tempting thought . sam : i 'd cooperate with him , alistair . he looks awfully mad . luis : i 'm telling you , alistair , it 's time to pay for what you 've done to everyone in this town , especially sheridan . now , where are those c.d . 's ? hank : found them . luis : perfect . let 's get the hell out of here . [ scene_break ] rebecca : this is ridiculous . i ca n't believe you brought me to this stupid party . i want to go home now . julian : i think not . i think we 'll stick around and see how this all plays out . ivy : rebecca , you promised us an introduction to your designer friend , charlie lapson . do you remember ? rebecca : ivy , this is hardly the time . ivy : oh , rebecca , there 's no time like the present . rebecca : no , could this evening get any worse ? fine , fine . whatever . but then i 'm going to the ladies ' room , and i may never leave . [ scene_break ] luis : everybody ! attention , please . look who i found . it 's our guest of honor , alistair crane ! keep an eye on him . hank : my pleasure . luis : let 's get this show on the road . all right , ladies and gentlemen , we saved the best for last . antonio : come on , let 's go . luis : oh , no , you 're not going anywhere , antonio -- not till i prove to sheridan that alistair had her brainwashed in the psych ward . antonio : yeah , well , you know what -- we 've seen enough , and you have nothing to prove here , luis . all you 're trying to do is make a play to steal my wife again . luis : well , if you do n't think i have anything to prove , then why do n't you just stick around ? unless , of course , you are worried that i 'm going to take the woman you love . sheridan luis , please , do n't do this now . antonio : no , sheridan , it 's ok . luis is a desperate man . let 's go . come on . luis : unless you 're worried , why do n't just you stick around and see , antonio ? sheridan : you know what ? antonio , i want to stay . i mean , he has n't lied so far . he has damning financial information on my family , and i want to see what else he has . i need to see it . antonio : ok . fine . but as soon as luis ' little charade is over , you and i are gone and we 're on a plane to st. lisa 's . luis : yeah , we 'll see about that . [ scene_break ] gwen : i love you so much . ethan : i love you , too . theresa : that 's right , gwen . get ethan all worked up . then once he 's hot and bothered , i 'll step in and fulfill his every fantasy . [ theresa is hiding in the mansion . ] ethan : ok . [ scene_break ] theresa : honey ? hey . it wo n't be long now . you 're going to be back with mommy before you know it . little ethan : mommy ! theresa : yeah , ok . you just to be quiet , ok ? shh . real quiet . [ scene_break ] gwen : wait . was that little ethan ? ethan : oh . must be having a nightmare . i 'll go check on him . gwen : i 'll come with you . [ scene_break ] charity : so i 've been focusing on evening wear , but i can also do sportswear . charlie : mm - hmm . it 's nice . ivy : oh , it 's a lot more than nice . i mean , look at her lines . they 're very clean and fluid and very , very sexy . charlie : i do n't know , the colors -- miguel : are exactly what young people are wearing right now . charity and i have researched them on the internet . kay : miguel . there you are . i 've been looking everywhere for you . charlie : you , my dear , look fabulous . did ms. standish design this gown ? kay : no . charlie : oh , it 's so unique . i must know who made it . who designed this ? kay : oh , um , it 's just something i whipped up , like magic . mr. lapson : you designed this ? kay : mm - hmm . charlie : we need to talk . i 'm charlie lapson . and you are ? kay : what ? charlie : your name ? kay : oh . i 'm kay . charlie : oh , this is beautiful . it 's stunning . how incredible . let 's go talk . i just need to talk to you about this . kay : ok . charity : so , i blew that one . miguel : no , you did n't . this guy obviously has no taste . ivy : well , what do you expect from a friend of rebecca 's ? look , we 'll just find somebody else to show you off to . do n't worry . oh . excuse me . [ scene_break ] pilar : dear god , i need some air . ivy : excuse me , hank . you bastard . [ ivy pushes past hank to get to alistair and slaps alistair . ] alistair : you 'll regret doing that , ivy . ivy : oh , i do n't think so . you made my life a living hell . you and my father kept sam from me for years . you took my youth . you took our love . i hope you fry in hell for what you 've done . alistair : if i fry , i wo n't be alone . all the cranes are going down with me , you included . ivy : what are you talking about ? alistair : i 've kept tabs on you , and your underhanded dealings for years . all your dirty little secrets are going to come out tonight , and i know every one of them . ivy : no , you do n't . alistair : i do n't ? does blackmailing eve russell to switch d.n.a . results ring a bell ? flashback to ivy blackmailing eve ivy : those d.n.a . tests have got to be altered . everyone has to believe that john is grace 's son . eve : i wo n't do it , ivy . i 'm not going to do anything to hurt sam and grace . ivy : you are going to do exactly what i tell you to do , eve . you are going to change those d.n.a . test results or i will ruin your life ! end flashback alistair : and let 's not forget david hastings . now , there 's a fine fellow . having him pretend to be grace 's husband ? just think how sam will react when he finds out you destroyed his marriage . he 's going to hate you . ivy : oh , no . alistair : and it 's all on those c.d . 's . luis is the one with the evidence . he 's the one who 's going to expose us . so get ready to fry with me . ivy : oh , god , sam 's going to hate me . [ scene_break ] sheridan : antonio , please do n't be angry at me for wanting to stay . i just want to find out if this is all true . antonio : i 'm not angry at you , sheridan . i just wish that you could see that all luis is doing is trying to manipulate you . he has nothing . sheridan : it ca n't be nothing . my father sent men to steal this information . antonio : i 'm not so sure that happened . i mean , come on , sheridan , think about it . luis is a damn liar , ok ? [ scene_break ] julian : i do n't want you to worry when it comes out that we had a child , because that confession that i signed , that i raped you , will prove that it was n't your fault . eve : you ca n't do that , julian . t.c . will kill you . t.c . : julian , why the hell are you always around my wife ? liz : you 're just about to find out , t.c . [ scene_break ] chad : hey . whitney : hey . my father is going to be destroyed tonight when he finds out about my mother and julian , i just know it . chad : we do n't know for sure anything 's going on between them . luis : ok , chad . let 's go . luis : hello , alistair . i 'm going to expose you for the criminal and thug you really are . [ scene_break ] gwen : hey . little man , you ok ? little ethan : mommy ! mommy ! ethan : hey . [ scene_break ] pilar : oh , god . oh , god , not another nosebleed . [ scene_break ] tabitha : i hope kay 's keeping an eye on the time , and does n't miss her deadline . your spell wears off at midnight , endora . if kay is n't very careful , she 's going to end up buck - naked with all of harmony looking on . yeah . kay : i 'm so flattered you like my design , mr. lapson . charlie : oh , very much . perhaps you could come work for me in hollywood . have you been ? kay : hollywood ? me ? no , never . charlie : it 's the most incredible city in the world -- the glamour , the celebrities , the nightlife , the pareses , rodeo drive , the beach . kay 's inner voice : oh , no . the spell 's wearing off . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : you 're looking good , jules . oh , there you are , you evil thing . the jig is up . luis caught alistair . beth : oh , no . i 'm going up the river . mrs. wallace : yeah , without a paddle . [ scene_break ] ivy : luis , could i have a word with you ? luis : not now , ivy . everyone , can i have your attention , please ? we 've corrected our technical difficulties and we 're ready to continue . ivy : sam , could you take me home , because i 'm not feeling very well . sam : luis is about to expose all the crane secrets . you do n't want to miss it , do you ? [ scene_break ] luis : everyone please focus their attention on the video monitors . we 'll now see how the cranes treat their own flesh and blood . [ video of sheridan and luis on a boat plays . ] sheridan : it 's been the most romantic day of my life . luis : so my plan is working . sheridan : hmm , what plan ? luis : my plan to make every day i spend with you even more romantic than the last . [ the boat explodes . ] woman : oh ! sheridan : luis was right . my father tried to kill me . [ next_on ] theresa : once ethan drinks his toast to gwen , he 'll have no idea that he 'll be making love to me . alistair : stop revealing what 's on those c.d . 's or the next time you see your mother , she 'll be dead . pilar : somebody help me .
gwen and ethan return home and begin to make love . theresa sneaks into the mansion and goes into little ethan 's room . gwen and ethan hear a thump from his room and go to investigate the noise . little ethan says his mommy is here , but gwen and ethan think he was having a bad dream . theresa is in the mansion to carry out her plan to drug ethan , seduce him , and get pregnant . pilar gave the passcode and key to the crane mansion to help her sneak in , and today she begs theresa not to go , but she does n't have the strength to argue for very long . pilar is feeling very weak , and she collapses on the terrace at the founder 's day dance .
kay : ok , i 'll get the cream . fox : i do n't take cream in my coffee . kay : oh , yeah , sorry . i do n't know what i was thinking . you know , it 's -- it 's so good to see that you 're -- you 're feeling better . especially after those god awful treatments they 've been giving you . fox : well , you 're the one that insisted on me taking them . kay : well , only because it 's -- it 's your best shot for recovery . fox : well , anything to spend more time with you . kay : exactly . kay : that 's it . you know , i do n't care if anyone thinks i 'm throwing my life away . i love miguel , and i 'm going to stay true to that love . fox : well , i 'm glad that i look ok to you , but , uh , you know , i suddenly feel really tired . kay : i told you , you should n't have gone with me to the prison . fox : well , i was n't going to let you go by yourself . besides , it 's not like you would let me exert myself . all i did was wait in the car . i do n't know why i feel so tired . kay : well , you need to rest . fox : well , i ca n't afford to waste the time i have left resting . i need to be here , strong and fit , every minute , every hour of every day for you and maria . oh , i love you so much . [ scene_break ] inmate : come on . inmate : get up . miguel : hey , hey , hey , hey , hey , whatever you guys think you are to me , you got the wrong guy . ok ? i 've never seen you guys in my life . inmate 2 : you hear that , gumbo ? gumbo : yeah , sounds like he wanted to get better acquainted with us . miguel : aah ! miguel : aah ! [ scene_break ] fancy : i thought i knew you , luis . luis : you do . all right , what 's gotten into you , huh ? fancy : oh , do n't even try to act like you do n't know what i 'm talking about . luis : yeah , i -- i have no idea . fancy : i was here . i saw you . i saw what you were doing together . luis : together , what ? when -- all right , you know what ? let 's just back up a second . now , first of all , what are you doing dressed as a prison guard ? fancy : oh , it was the only way i could get in here after you scratched me off your visitors list . luis : well , i scratched you off the visitors list to protect you , fancy . fancy : no , you did it to protect yourself . no wonder you did n't want me around . you were ready to move on and you did n't want me to know . well , too bad , luis . i do know , and i 've got to tell you , you could n't have hurt me more if you 'd tried . [ scene_break ] sheridan : thank god , i got out of there without being busted . i have got to get back in there to see luis . sheridan : i did n't have enough time to convince luis that i 'm the woman he loves . i ca n't lose luis , not again . [ scene_break ] { jared : we actually have some great news for you . we decided we 're planning to start a family right away , as in tonight . well , after you guys leave , of course . } wendy : oh , mr. winthrop . ethan : good morning , wendy . how are you doing ? wendy : you know , i do n't know where cook 's gone off too , but let me make you some breakfast . ethan : no , thank you . wendy : then some coffee or tea . ethan : wendy , got my breakfast right here , thanks . [ scene_break ] jared : what the hell ? { ethan : i 'm coming for you , son of a bitch . } jared : what happened in here ? it looks like somebody took an ax to the place . [ scene_break ] kay : mmm , wow , well , where did that come from ? fox : from my heart . kay : aw , that 's really sweet . i just do n't want you getting excited . fox : well , that was kind of the idea . kay : but , fox -- but -- fox : but ? no , no , no , no buts . you 're my wife . we love each other , all right ? we 've hardly been able to spend any time together alone since we 've been married . kay : because of your illness . fox : kay , cause the doctors say i have less than a year to live , that 's all the more reason to take advantage of -- of whatever time we can spend together . kay : i know , it 's just -- fox : yeah , it 's bad enough that i do n't get to make love to you whenever i want to . which , for the record , would be all the time . but i did n't know that there were limitations on making out . kay : it -- it 's -- it 's just where it could lead . fox : well , if it could lead to us falling onto the bed , or the couch , or -- or the table , then let it . kay : yeah , but it 's -- it -- it 's not that i do n't want to . i want to . it 's -- it 's just the treatments that you 're taking . you know when the doctor said you should n't engage yourself in sexual activity -- fox : i -- i do n't remember them saying i should n't . i remember them saying that it 's probable that i wo n't be able to , but i -- i do n't remember them saying i should n't . and if i can , then you better believe that i will . what if i told you that -- that making love to you , that kissing you , that was the best medicine i could ever take . kay : oh , you 're just being sweet . fox : sweet 's got nothing to do with it , my beautiful , sexy wife . who knew that i 'd feel like the luckiest guy on earth , even when i have a death sentence above my head ? listen , you make me feel alive , and so grateful that you give me something to fight for , something to live for . you want to take that away from me ? { kay : i wo n't do it , miguel . i -- i ca n't stay with fox . i 'm not going to do it . miguel : please , do it for me , kay . this is the hardest thing i 've ever had to do , and i 'm doing it because i know it 's what 's best for you and maria . kay : why -- why are you sending me back to the guy who put you in here . i ca n't do it . miguel : if you ca n't do it for me , ca n't you do it for her ? she deserves the best , kay , do n't you think ? fox can give her that . miguel : kay , go to fox . he 'll be good to you , and it 's what 's best for you and maria . } fox : what is it ? what 's the matter ? kay : it 's -- look , there 's something i have to tell you . fox : man , i am not feeling good . kay : maybe you should sit down . fox : yeah , i think i need to sit down . i do n't feel so good . [ scene_break ] miguel : ohh . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i wo n't let luis die , and when i save him , he 's going to spend the rest of his life with me . { luis : it 's ok , it 's ok , all right ? we 're going to be fine . just stay calm . } sheridan : i wo n't give up until you come back to me , luis . [ scene_break ] luis : look , fancy , i still have no idea what you 're talking about . now listen , if you were upset because i scratched your name off the visitors list -- fancy : it 's why you took me off , luis . now i know . it was n't about me at all . it was all about you and your selfish needs . luis : what ? fancy : god , i ca n't believe i was that naive . i thought only gay men -- luis : what -- what does this have to do with gay men ? fancy : do you really want me to spell it out , luis ? i already feel like the biggest jerk that ever walked the earth . i turned my life upside down to sneak inside here , just to see you . luis : ok . fancy : and what do i find when i get here ? that i am the last person you 're thinking about . i do n't know whether i 'm more upset that you 're having sex with someone else , or who you 've picked to do it with . luis : having -- what ? all right , look , i 'm sorry but i still have no idea what you 're talking -- now , i get that you are very upset . and , honestly , i 'm very flattered that you snuck in here and went to all this trouble to come and see me . fancy : oh , please . luis : what ? fancy : that is a joke . you have n't missed a beat since the last time you laid your eyes on me , and to -- to think i actually believed you loved me . luis : i did love you . i do love you . fancy : do n't -- do n't -- do n't you dare lie to me about that . you are nothing but a liar . luis : now you need to tell me what this is all about . fancy : it 's about me being taken for a ride by the man i loved and trusted . here i was , so worried about your well - being , and how you were dealing with your death sentence , and what it felt like to be all alone in here . it would be a joke if it were n't so damn tragic . oh , and believe it or not , i was n't born yesterday . i know guys have lots of physical needs , which is , no doubt , why so many of you turn to each other in here . luis : what ? fancy : you 've only been in here a few hours and you 're already into men . [ scene_break ] ethan : wendy , wendy , i said -- i said i 'm fine . i do n't need anything to eat . ok ? wendy : you have to eat something , mr. winthrop . it 's not good to drink alcohol on an empty stomach . { jared : i love you , tess , and i ca n't wait for you to be the mother of my baby . } ethan : you should n't be with her , jared . i should be with her . [ scene_break ] jared : no wonder you did n't want to sleep in your room last night . it looks like the set of `` the shining . `` you gon na tell me what happened here ? theresa : well , uh , god , you know , i -- i decided to remodel my bedroom . jared : uh , did you ever hear of bob vila ? theresa : i -- jared : you know , you 're not supposed to start out by taking a sledgehammer to your own wall . theresa : i know , and you know what ? i regretted it the moment i did it . but , you know , the truth is , i 've been so darn frustrated with this color scheme . i just -- i mean , honestly , i never really liked this room . i mean , do you like it ? i do n't . i felt , why not , why not get the renovation started myself . you know ? and it 's not like there are n't a million other rooms for me to sleep in . i mean -- i mean us . jared : well , i hope you do n't mind if i hire a proper contractor to fix the job for us . theresa : oh , god , of course not . no , please , i mean i 'm -- i 'm not surprised , you know , of course you 're going to be taken aback by this whole mess . i mean , who would n't be ? but , you know what ? it 's going to be great when it 's finished . jared : well , let 's hope so . theresa : yeah , hey , you know what they say about breaking a few eggs to make an omelet . jared : i thought we were a little more interested in making babies than we were omelets . theresa : uh , we are , honey . i think that we should get started on that right away . jared : in here . theresa : yeah , let 's do it . let 's make love right now . i do n't want to wait anymore . [ scene_break ] kay : what 's wrong ? are you sick ? fox : oh , god , yeah , i just , um , my head , i feel really weak all of a sudden . i feel like , uh , somebody 's stabbing me in the eyes . so , like , uh , it 's not good . could you just give me one of my pills ? kay : yeah , sure . fox 's voice : i ca n't let kay tell me that she 's leaving me for miguel . there 'd be no bouncing back from that . fox : ohh . kay : ok , here you go . fox : ok . you know , it 's probably going to take a couple of minutes for these , uh , these things to kick in , so maybe i should go lay down . kay : yeah , what -- whatever you think . it 's just , i 've got ta get this out . ok ? fox : what ? kay : what i was going to tell you before . it 's really important . i do n't know , fox , i just feel like that -- oh . fox : what ? kay : i just got the worst feeling that something 's wrong , like something 's really , really wrong . [ scene_break ] gumbo : no fair , man , what about me ? miguel : ohh . guard : what the hell ? back off , meatheads . inmate : get real , you do this to the newbies all the time . guard : yeah , but i 'm careful not to kill them . people notice those things , even around here . miguel : kay , i love you . i love you , kay . [ scene_break ] [ water running ] sheridan : you should be here with me , luis . [ scene_break ] luis : now , you ca n't possibly be thinking what i think that you are . fancy : what , you 're ashamed of turning gay ? in this day and age , wherever you turn -- luis : i am not gay . fancy : oh , please , if you are going to tell me this is a one night thing , i 'm not buying it . fool me once , shame on you . fool me twice , shame on me . i saw you making out with him . luis : him ? fancy : yes , him , your roomie . how convenient for you to be able to share a cell . what , did you request it , or was it just pure luck that you were paired up with someone you were attracted to ? luis : so , you think that me and max were , uh -- fancy : do n't say it . it makes me sick to think about it , so i certainly do n't want to hear it . luis : well , i do n't know what you think you saw , but you certainly did n't see me and max . fancy : do n't lie to me , luis . i told you i saw you with my own eyes . first , last night , and then this morning in the -- luis : all right , you know what ? let me stop you right there , because max was n't brought in until this morning . fancy : oh . luis : yeah . fancy : so , it was another man last night . luis : there is no other man . fancy : liar , liar , pants on fire , luis . i do n't blame you for trying to get out of it . god knows what this will do to your mother . luis : no . luis : you 're not going to tell my mother i 'm gay because i am not gay . how could you possibly think that ? fancy : there is no thinking about it , luis . i know what i saw . fancy : oh , god , do n't deny it . it only makes it worse . if you had any guts at all , you would just admit it and tell me you 're sorry . that being in prison , locked up like this , with all these men just got to you somehow . luis : fancy , i am telling you the truth . i love you . fancy : no , do n't -- do n't ever say that to me again . not after what i saw . you know , when i think about what i risked just to be with you again -- luis : no , no , do not go anywhere , please . i 'm not letting you go anywhere until you tell me that you believe me . [ scene_break ] [ water running ] sheridan : [ gasps ] [ scene_break ] jared : i love you . my beautiful tess . person : looks like you finally learned your lesson , bitch . jared : you 're beautiful . i do n't know what i did in a past life to deserve you , but whatever it was , i thank god . theresa : um , i 'm not that wonderful , jared . jared : oh , yes you are . my princess . and the fact that you married me , and now you want to be the mother of my child is -- that 's a dream come true . theresa : come on , you 're embarrassing me . jared : i do n't mean to embarrass you . it 's just , i keep pinching myself trying to realize that you 're my wife , and you 're going to be the mother of my children . and you have no idea how scared i was that i 'd lose you to ethan in the end . theresa : really ? jared : yeah . i can admit that now . that 's all i thought about . i was afraid that , well , you 'd just grow tired of me and you 'd go back to him . especially after ethan got those divorce papers from gwen . theresa : but i married you , jared . jared : well , that does n't matter . look at fox and kay . ring or no ring , she 's in love with your brother , miguel . thanks for choosing me . thanks for making me the happiest man in the world . person : will you do it ? will you have jared 's baby ? most women ca n't wait to have children by their husbands . hmm , very good . jared : you all right ? theresa : yeah , yeah , i 'm so hungry all of a sudden . jared : hungry ? theresa : yes . jared : well , maybe you 're pregnant already . would n't that be something . theresa : yeah , that would definitely be something . jared : well , i 'll go down and i 'll make us something to eat . theresa : oh , no , come on , please , you just got out of the hospital and you should rest . i 'm just going to quick change . i 'll be -- theresa : wow , what was that for ? jared : well , thanks . theresa : for going to make you a sandwich ? jared : no , for making me your husband . jared : the luckiest man in the world . person : so far , you 're lucky . let 's hope your wife keeps making you feel that way . [ scene_break ] guard : better take a look at this one , doc . he ai n't in real good shape . doctor : good lord , what happened to him ? guard : uh , you know how it is , doc . accident in the shower , probably slipped on a bar of soap . doctor : he 's been beaten to a pulp by another prisoner . maybe more than one . from the looks of things , i 'd say he tried to fight back . guard : well , he 's new , has n't learned that wo n't do any good . doctor : where were you when it happened ? guard : do n't look at me . i just came on shift . i did n't touch him . doctor : you did n't do anything to help , either , did you ? hope you 're proud of yourself . guard : hey , do n't take this out on me , doc . he 's going to pull through , though , right ? doctor : i do n't know . from the looks of things , i would n't make any guarantees . better get me his file so i can notify his next of kin , just in case . [ scene_break ] kay : someone i care about is in trouble . fox : maria ? kay : no -- no , i -- i -- i just checked on her before . i think it 's -- nothing . no , ahh , i think i 'm losing my mind . ok , forget it , i 'm sorry . fox : ok , if you say so . listen , um , i 'm still not feeling so good , so , uh , i 'm gon na go lay down . ok ? kay : yeah , i 'll -- i 'll -- i 'll walk you upstairs . fox : ok . [ phone rings ] kay : oh , um , i 'm going to get the phone , hold on , just -- hello ? fox : ok , this is bad . if kay thinks i 'm dying and she 's still going to break up with me , what 's it going to take ? kay : [ gasps ] oh , my god . ok , i 'll be right there . fox : what , what , what is it ? kay : i -- i have to go , i have to go , it was pilar . miguel 's been hurt . fox : what , in jail ? kay : yeah , he 's in the prison infirmary and she said he 's in really bad shape and she ca n't get there for another hour , so i have to go . god , i knew something was wrong . i knew something was wrong . fox : wait , wait , wait , i -- i 'm coming with you . i mean , you 're not going alone . kay : no , you ca n't . i 'll just call you if i know something . fox : listen , you are not going alone , ok ? you can drive , but i 'm coming with you . kay : fine , let 's go . fox : [ scoffs ] [ scene_break ] luis : i 'm not letting you go ' til you tell me that you believe me . fancy : how can i when i know what i saw , luis ? luis : well , i do n't know what you think you saw , but it did n't happen . fancy : why do n't you just admit it ? maybe you did n't have any gay tendencies before , but when you found yourself locked up in this all - male prison , you figured , `` hey , why not make the best of it . `` luis : no , i did not figure , `` why not make the best of it . `` i did n't kiss any men . tell her , max , tell her . max : i do n't know what he did before i got here , but nothing went down between him and me , no how , no way . luis : you see ? you see that ? your eyes must have been playing tricks on you . that 's the only explanation . fancy : is it ? luis : yeah . { luis : let 's make this the fastest shower in history . ok ? } oh , my god , i -- fancy : you 're not denying it now . luis : no , no , no no . fancy : because it 's true . oh , my god , it 's true . luis : no , i -- it 's not -- no , it 's not true . fancy , i 'm telling -- i can explain . [ scene_break ] spike : ohh , aah ! sheridan : get off me , spike ! what the hell do you think you 're doing ? spike : you called me , remember ? you said it was a matter of life and death . so i dropped everything and i got over here . and what do you do ? you kick me in the family jewels ! damn , lady , what the hell 's the matter with you ? ohh ! [ scene_break ] wendy : eat something , mr. winthrop . ethan : wendy , i told you i 'm not hungry . ok ? wendy : oh , whatever you say . i have to take this tray up to mr. julian . theresa : oh . ethan : oh , oh , oh , yourself . theresa : you know , it 's -- it 's -- it 's morning , you probably should n't be drinking at this hour . ethan : yeah , well , what do you care what i do , right ? theresa : well , i do n't really want to argue with you , so i -- i just came here to get coffee and toast . ethan : toast , you want toast . hey , hey , i got a toast for ya . want a toast ? here 's to theresa and jared , may they live happily never after . there 's your toast . [ scene_break ] doctor : i do n't know what you did to get in here but whatever it was , you sure did n't deserve this . doctor : try not to move . miguel : ohh . doctor : do n't talk , just take your time waking up . miguel : where am i ? doctor : you 're in the prison infirmary , courtesy of a misadventure in the showers . you must have made somebody pretty mad . miguel : ohh , i did n't even know the guys who beat me up . doctor : they do n't play real fair in here . how 's your head ? miguel : it hurts . doctor : i thought so . how much do you remember ? miguel : i remember -- i remember i went back to take a second shower , and out of nowhere , these -- these two massive guys just started beating the hell out of me . and i tried to fight them back , but -- doctor : i get the picture . but at least there was n't any serious brain injury . miguel : ohh , yeah , well , i 'm not so sure that would n't be a blessing when you 're stuck in a zoo like this , doctor . doctor : trust me , it would n't be . you sure you did n't do anything to provoke these guys ? miguel : i never saw them before in my life . doctor : i reported the incident to the warden . but i 'm not sure what action he 'll take . miguel : yeah , well i 'm not counting on anything . kay : miguel , oh , my god . miguel : kay , how did you know ? kay : your mom called me . is he going to be ok ? doctor : his vital signs are stabilizing . he 's got a mild concussion , but it could have been a hell of a lot worse . no broken bones , no internal injuries , no brain damage . kay : oh , thank god . i was so scared . i thought i 'd lost you . miguel : i ca n't believe you 're here . doctor : you 're a very lucky man . this must be your wife . fox : no , she 's my wife . [ scene_break ] luis : that 's exactly it . fancy saw me kissing sheridan , and then she thought it was a man . max : what 's this sheridan look like ? luis : she was in disguise . she dressed up as a guy so she could get in here with me . max : you got one dressing up as a guy and another one as a prison guard . how 'd you get two chicks in love with you ? luis : no , she 's my ex - girlfriend . i did n't even want to kiss her . max : oh , yeah , right . no wonder this fancy is n't buying it . luis : that 's true . i tried to get rid of her but then she followed me to the showers . max : oh , man , this gets better and better . luis : no , i 'm telling you , nothing happened . it 's just that fancy must have saw me with her before she left . max : lucky dog , two babes so in love with you , they 're trying to get into prison instead of out of it . i 've heard everything . [ scene_break ] sheridan : you 're an idiot . you know that ? spike : why , because you told me to rush over here and i did ? ha , talk about a spoiled rotten princess . sheridan : do n't call me names . spike : you know what ? i have an idea . do n't you call me ever again . you know , you told me you were desperate for me to get over here . sheridan : yeah , to help me . not to come on to me . like i would ever find a slimy weasel like you attractive . spike : ok , i do n't need this , i do n't need this . especially from some looney tune psycho chick who i helped get into the state pen to see her lover boy . and by the way , why the hell did you leave ? sheridan : i did n't , luis made me go . spike : well , he sounds like an idiot . sheridan : you are not fit to wipe his boots . spike : i do n't need this . i 'm out of here . ok ? and let the jerk die -- sheridan : no , you can not go . you have to help me save luis . [ scene_break ] ethan : you 're making a big mistake , you know . theresa : let 's just not talk , you know , i , you know , i would n't have come down if i had known that you were here . so -- ethan : oh , thank you so much . that 's very nice . theresa : i -- i 'm not trying to make you feel bad , ethan . ethan : you want to make me feel better ? i have an idea , what you can do is you can go upstairs and tell jared that you 're going to divorce him and tell him that you love me . theresa : you know i ca n't do that . ethan : i know , because you want to help your brothers . i understand that . theresa : exactly . ethan : theresa , here 's what you got ta do . you got ta forget about the blackmailer , because i 'm going to get your brothers out of prison . theresa : ethan , you 've tried that before . ethan : i 'm going to try harder . i love you . theresa : no , no , no , just -- do n't do this . ethan : i love you and you love me . theresa : do n't touch me . no , please do n't ethan : theresa , you 're going to bring this helpless little baby into the world with a man that you do n't even love . you ca n't do that . theresa : no , no , ok , that 's enough . all right , just stop . you know what ? the baby that i 'm going to have with jared is going to be happy and healthy and he or she will be raised by two loving parents . ethan : by two loving parents that are n't meant for each other at all . you do n't think a child can pick up on something like that ? bet they can . look at little ethan . you do n't think he knows that his two parents hate each other . theresa : no , that 's not true . ethan : yeah , all right , maybe you do n't hate julian , but you sure as hell do n't like him . you do n't think a little kid can pick up on that ? every time julian walks in a room that you 're in , you do n't think he senses something ? theresa : i do n't know , ethan , maybe . but you know what ? it 's completely different with jared , because if you were n't in the picture , i could love him . no , i would love him . ethan : i am in the picture . i am always going to be right here in the picture . [ scene_break ] miguel : so fox drove you here ? kay : no , i drove , he 's just parking the car . is he going to be ok ? doctor : in this place , ok is a relative word . but if you mean physically , yes . he 's young , he 's healthy enough , he should make a full recovery . your husband or boyfriend 's a very lucky man . kay : oh , he 's not my -- thank you . doctor : i 'll be back to look in on you , and no monkey business , there will be a guard posted outside . kay : thank god this was n't worse . oh , my god , i do n't know -- i do n't know what i would have done if something happened to you . fox : it was not supposed to be this way . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i do n't care what i have to do . i need to see luis again . spike : but i already pulled all the strings i had to get you in the first time . so , what -- i 'm supposed to risk life and limb to do it again ? sheridan : uh - huh . spike : listen , why do n't you just forget about luis . his days are numbered . hey , i -- i -- i am available , you know . sheridan : no , no , no , do n't even think about it . you even dare touch me and i will be the last thing you ever touch . spike : oh , you are just like your old man . maybe even worse , damn . sheridan : i am worse , because i learned from the master that when it comes to getting what you want , anything goes . spike : and i guess , by what you want , you mean luis . sheridan : i will be with him again , with or without your help . and if you have the tiniest brain in that sleazy head of yours , you will help me . spike : now , that 's not nice to say that , ok ? ok , ok , what do you want me to do ? sheridan : i do n't know yet . but i do know i have a little bit of time . at least fancy 's not getting in to see luis , either . [ scene_break ] fancy : ok , what am i doing running away from luis when he 's been sentenced to death . what if he 's telling me the truth ? [ scene_break ] luis : i 've got to talk to fancy . make her understand what she saw . and you 're going to help me , max . max : say what ? luis : just follow my lead . play along . max : play along , how ? what are you getting at ? you 're not going to kiss me , are you ? luis : no , max , i 'm not going to kiss you . i 'm going to kill you . [ scene_break ] jared : tess wants to be the mother of my child . i wonder if it will be a boy or a girl . [ scene_break ] ethan : you ca n't do this . you can not have a baby with a man that you do n't love . theresa : i do n't want to talk about this . ethan : you 're gon na -- you 're gon na hear this . you 're gon na hear this . i 'm not going to let you make the second biggest mistake of your life , the first being you marrying jared in the first place . let me help your brothers . i 'm going to clear their names if you just give me the time to do it . theresa : no , ethan , luis is going to die very soon . miguel is going to spend the rest of his life behind bars , all because i did n't obey the blackmailer . i 'm not going to risk their fates again . ethan : and i 'm not going to risk ours . if you 've ever believed in me in your life , take a leap of faith with me right now and give me the chance to help your brothers on my own . do it for them and do it for us . person : do n't cross me again , theresa . you wo n't even know what hit you if you do . [ next_on ] theresa : why , exactly , did you bring me here ? person : where did theresa go ? what is she planning to do with my ethan ? spike : aah ! sheridan : i 'm the bitch who can make your life a living hell .
ethan is downstairs in the kitchen of the crane mansion . a maid comes in and offers to make him breakfast . he declines saying this is his breakfast . he was sitting there drinking vodka . theresa and jared were upstairs . jared walks into theresa 's bedroom and notices the wall that ethan put an ax into . he asked what happened and she replied that she was going to redecorate . theresa said that she was hungry and that she was going downstairs . when she got into the kitchen she talked with ethan . sheridan got out of the prison and was back home . she decided that she needed to see luis again so she called spike once again . luis and fancy discussed how fancy saw him kissing a man without knowing that the man was sheridan . luis of course denied kissing a man . kay was with fox at home . fox said that he was tired and she told him to go to bed to rest . he said no he wants to live his life . kay got a phone call and left . the phone call was from a doctor . miguel was beaten up in the shower room by two inmates and the doctor told kay that miguel had a concussion .
julian : fox , really , i know how devastated you are that whitney gave the baby up for adoption . eve : i know how frustrating it is that you ca n't get a straight answer out of whitney . but smashing your fist into a wall , fox , is not going to solve anything . fox : well , i had to hit something , and i 'd never hit whitney , so -- julian : of course not . fox : i just wish i could understand why she gave my child up for adoption , you know ? all she 'd tell me is this stupid excuse about not wanting to be a single parent , which does n't make any sense to me . i asked her to marry me . julian 's voice : it makes sense if you know that her brother , chad , is the baby 's father , not you . fox : and i 'm not buying this whole thing that she 's so disillusioned about marriage that she 'd give away our own child . she would n't even look at him . eve 's voice : she was afraid she 'd take one look and fall in love with that baby , when she 'd already decided to give him up . fox : and now chad 's adopted him -- my son . you know , there 's something weird going on here . i know that much . i just wish she 'd tell me the truth . [ scene_break ] [ baby cries ] whitney : i ca n't believe how long i 've been down here listening to the baby cry . why ca n't chad stop him from crying ? i mean , he is the baby 's father , for god 's sakes . why ca n't he figure out what 's wrong with him ? chad : come on now , little guy . give your new daddy a break . i fed you , i changed you , and you 're still unhappy ? huh ? what is it ? what is it ? shh , shh . [ baby fusses ] chad : oh , shh -- oh , oh . hey , hey , it 's chad harris . i need to speak to a doctor . shh . it 's my baby . i think something 's really wrong with him . i need some help . shh . [ scene_break ] ivy : you know very well that you sent that email to the tabloids . you are the reason that ethan is no longer the crane heir . you know , you ruined his life , and yet you can still stand here and think that he loves you ? theresa : he does love me . gwen : oh , my god , he does not love you , theresa . ethan , tell her . ethan : i have told her . theresa : and i 've told you that i did n't send that file to the tabloid . i swear to you i did n't . ivy : then who did , theresa ? a file that was on your laptop , a file that you put together , saying that ethan was n't julian crane 's son . who sent it , theresa ? theresa : i do n't know , ivy . ethan : mother , you know what ? it does n't even matter now . ivy : it does n't matter ? your life was turned upside down by this little tramp . you admit that you knew about ethan 's birth . and yet , what , you did n't tell anybody about it until it was leaked to the tabloids ? gwen : ok , you know as well as i do that we tipped off the tabloids , not theresa . rebecca : shh . all right , nobody else has to know that . ivy : why did you keep it such a big secret , theresa ? theresa : because i never wanted your affair with sam to come out , ivy . i was trying to protect ethan by keeping it quiet . ivy : you were trying to protect him by leaking information to the tabloids ? theresa : i did n't do it . you know , if you want to punish someone for ruining ethan 's life , then why do n't you find the person who did this ? take your revenge out on them and not me . [ scene_break ] luis : how can sheridan be right ? the d.n.a . test proved that beth is marty 's mother , not her . luis : mama . what are you all doing up at this hour ? pilar : oh , well , first -- yeah , jane woke up , and then little ethan woke up . and then i was up , and of course we could n't get back to sleep , so we just came out for some fresh air . luis : yeah ? pilar : mm - hmm . luis : i remember when antonio and i were kids . we 'd wake up , and theresa and miguel would wake up and you 'd say , `` all right , everyone 's going for a walk . get dressed . `` you never cared what time it was . pilar : yeah . well , the fresh air works every time . look at her . what are you doing here alone , mijo ? luis : oh , sam just left . we were talking about sheridan . pilar : oh . is there a problem ? luis : not a new one . unless sheridan stops thinking that marty is her son , i do n't know if we 're ever going to be happy again . you know , she 's obsessed with this idea that beth stole her baby . [ scene_break ] alistair : you do understand , beth , that sheridan can never find out that you 're my daughter ? beth : yeah , i guess . i mean , if she and i are half sisters , that would explain why my d.n.a . was close enough to match marty 's . alistair : that 's right . because if she did find out , she would demand another d.n.a . test , and this time it would prove that she is marty 's mother and you 're not . beth : oh , no , that ca n't happen . i ca n't lose marty . i ca n't lose the chance to be with luis . alistair : now , that 's exactly why we have to keep this secret . there are only three people in the world who know it -- you , me , and your mother . sheridan : there 's got to be a way to prove it because i know that it 's true . i know that marty is my son , and the only way that the d.n.a . test could prove that beth is marty 's mother is if beth is my sister . that 's got to be it . beth must be my sister . [ scene_break ] rebecca : look , theresa is just talking about this stupid file because she wants to avoid the really important subject here , which is dropping the charges against gwen . theresa : i did n't bring up the file , rebecca . ethan did , and then ivy went crazy about it . rebecca : she 's just trying to manipulate the situation like she manipulates everything . theresa : i 'm not manipulating ! that 's insane ! gwen : what is insane is your demand that i divorce ethan . i 'm not going to divorce him . he told you he would n't even let me if i wanted to . theresa : well , then i am never going to drop the charges against you , gwen , so you can spend the rest of your life in jail . [ scene_break ] pilar : so , you really are convinced that sheridan 's wrong about beth , huh ? luis : well , the d.n.a . test was concrete proof that beth is marty 's mother . pilar : well , poor sheridan . she just needs a baby of her own to love , mijo . you know , she 's had a tough time getting over losing the baby she had while she was kidnapped . luis : yeah , well , she 's so obsessed with little marty , she ca n't even think about having a baby . she does n't even want to talk to me . she told me to leave the house so she could think . pilar : well , i am sure that by now she 's had plenty of time to think . why do n't you go to her , ok ? tell her you love her , that you support her no matter what . luis : well , i do n't want to lie to her . you know , telling her that i support her means that she could be right about marty . pilar : you do n't have to lie to her , mijo . just tell her you love her . you will work this out . you always do . luis : yeah . yeah , you 're right . i just hope she 's used this time to come to her senses . [ scene_break ] alistair : then we all agree it 's vitally important to keep this secret . beth : yeah . damn sheridan . i mean , i finally find out i 'm a crane , and i do n't even get to enjoy it because of her . mrs. wallace : hey , how do you think i feel ? i could 've been living high on the hog all these years . beth : you know , just be glad that you remember doing it with alistair all those years ago before he and i , well , went too far . anyway , we should go . mrs. wallace : hey , hey , alistair , you know , i could stay and keep you company if you wanted . hmm ? alistair : what ? mrs. wallace : oh , i know how you are when you get all worked up . honey , i could stay , stick around , relieve the tension . what do you say ? alistair : you ca n't be serious . mrs. wallace : oh , i 'm as serious as a rash , honey . come on , big al . we could experience nirvana all over again , just like that decadent disco night when we conceived bethie . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i mean , that 's got to be it . my father had so many affairs with so many different women that beth must be a product of one of them . that explains the d.n.a . test results . [ knock on door ] sheridan : hey . luis : hey . all right if i come in now ? sheridan : yes , yes ! please , luis , come in ! i 'm so excited . i have something so important to tell you . luis : whoa , hold on . please , before you do , i want to tell you something first , ok ? i love you so much . you 're the most important thing in the world to me , and i want to be supportive of you , ok ? sheridan : look , ok , is that all ? because i love you , too , and i have something really important to tell you . luis : yeah , that 's all . sheridan : ok , i figured out why the d.n.a . test shows that beth is marty 's mother . luis : it 's because beth is marty 's mother , sheridan . sheridan : no , no , no . no , no , no . no , no , see , that 's just it . it only seems that way because beth -- beth is my sister . luis : beth is your sister ? sheridan : yes . i went online and i did research on d.n.a . test results . and the only way that marty and beth would have common d.n.a . is if she is my sister . luis : sheridan , i do n't know what you found , ok , but the d.n.a . matches because beth is marty 's mother . sheridan : no , no , no . see , that 's my point . because i know that marty is my son , and i just -- i needed to do some research to see why these d.n.a . tests were saying otherwise . i mean , you really should take a look at some of these sites . this is pretty fascinating stuff . luis : i 'm sure it is . sheridan : if the lab technician only looked at beth 's d.n.a . next to marty 's -- yeah , it would show that she was his mother . but if they were to look at my d.n.a . next to marty 's , it would prove that i am his mother . and since beth and i are sisters , we would have common d.n.a . so that 's why the test was misinterpreted . oh , what ? luis : sheridan , you -- you 're making it -- you 're making it harder and harder for me to be supportive of you . [ scene_break ] beth : mother , let 's go . mrs. wallace : no , no . i 'm not going anywhere till we come to an understanding . beth : wait , what are you talking about ? mrs. wallace : you want us to keep quiet about beth being your daughter , right ? you do n't want sheridan to find out , right ? well , ok , i 'm willing -- for a price . alistair : price ? what do you want , old woman ? mrs. wallace : i 'm telling you , old man . if you do n't want me blab - blab- blabbing to the tabloids about bethie here , you 'd better start writing some checks , and i 'm talking back child support checks , al ! [ scene_break ] eve : so you come back and see me in a week . we 'll take the stitches out . meanwhile , do n't hit any more walls . fox : well , i do n't plan on it , but it would help if whitney would tell me why she gave away our son for adoption . fox : do you two know something here that you 're not telling me ? huh ? do you know what whitney 's hiding from me ? [ scene_break ] [ baby cries ] chad : ok , little man . the doctor said all you need is this medicine from the drugstore . i mean , it 's not even a prescription , so it ca n't be that bad , right ? right ? ok , let 's get you bundled up so we can go to the 24-hour drugstore . shh , shh . ok . chad : whitney . i knew you 'd come . i knew you could n't stay away from your baby . [ scene_break ] fox : well , what is this , huh ? do you two know what whitney 's hiding from me ? julian : fox , whitney -- she seemed to have -- have her own reasons for giving the baby up for adoption , and i -- well , i -- chad is the father now , so you 're just -- you 're going to have to move on . fox : i 'm going to have to move on ? you want me to move on and forget that i have a child ? is that what you -- are you going to take his side every chance you get ? eve : no , fox . he 's just trying to get you to accept that the adoption was legal . fox : no , that 's where you 're wrong . the adoption was n't legal . i did n't give my permission for anything ! julian : fox , you signed the power of attorney . you gave whitney the right to do whatever she wanted regarding the baby . fox : i did n't know how she was going to use the power of attorney . i had no idea ! now , listen , i 'm not giving up on getting my son back . one way or another , i will get him back . [ scene_break ] [ baby cries ] chad : whitney , i 'm so glad you 're here . well , here he is . want to hold your baby ? whitney : no , no . hey , that 's not why i 'm here . chad : ok . so , what are you doing here ? whitney : well , i was just concerned because i can hear the baby crying halfway down the street . what 's the problem ? what 's wrong ? i mean , he is your baby now . ca n't you take care of him or what ? chad : yeah , i can take care of him . the doctor just said he needs some of this medicine from the drugstore , and i was on my way there . whitney : then go . chad : the doctor just thinks it 's colic , ok , nothing serious . hey , you know what ? can you watch him while i go to the drugstore ? thanks . great . you know , i 'll be back in a few minutes . shh . all right . thank you . whitney : wait , no . chad , wait a second ! i 'm sorry , baby , i ca n't help you . i ca n't . [ scene_break ] ethan : look , you two just stop it , all right ? gwen : then tell her to stop threatening me . theresa : it 's not a threat , gwen . it 's a promise . ethan : theresa ! you 're pushing me way too far . if you do n't drop the charges against gwen , i will take you to court . i will sue for custody of jane . theresa : no , you wo n't . it 's not in you to be that cruel , to take my child away from me . ethan : i do n't want my daughter being raised by someone that could be as cruel as to take my wife and throw her behind bars for the rest of her life . theresa : gwen tried to kill me , ethan ! remember ? i was paralyzed ? she kidnapped our daughter . ethan : theresa -- theresa : do you remember ? ethan : yes , i do , and you 're alive and well right now , and you have your baby . you have a chance to have your baby with no fear of anyone taking her away . just drop the charges ! theresa : no . i have faith in our love , ethan . ethan : theresa , tell me you 're going to drop the charges against her before it 's too late . you tell me that . theresa : you 're not going to hurt me . i know you wo n't . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : you heard me , alistair . there 's a price for my silence . alistair : are you trying to blackmail me ? because no one blackmails alistair crane . mrs. wallace : `` blackmail . `` no . i 'm just trying to encourage you , you know , to do your duty to your daughter here because i deserve compensation for raising this hellcat . she 's been like a wild goat with all her meanness . oh , yeah . yeah , you have . alistair : all right , all right . i will see that you get financial compensation , hmm ? mrs. wallace : good . when do i get the money ? alistair : soon . mrs. wallace : no , no , no , no . no , alistair . no , honey , you are not going to be slithering out of this one ! you know what ? i just bet the `` daily private lives `` would be paying a lot of money for this story , do n't you think ? [ scene_break ] luis : how is beth your sister ? sheridan : not -- not again . not again . luis : sheridan , look , i 'm -- i want to believe you on this , ok ? i do , but how ? did katherine give birth to beth ? or did alistair have an affair with mrs. wallace ? you know , because that 's kind of a stretch because i really do n't think that edna is alistair 's type . i 'm sorry . please , do n't cry , ok ? look , you know that i want to be supportive of you , and i really do want to believe you on this . i -- sheridan : i know . luis : i just ca n't . sheridan : i know . it 's not that . luis : well , all right , what is it , then ? why are you crying ? sheridan : because i really must be crazy . i mean , for me to think that beth is my sister , i really -- i must be losing my mind . [ scene_break ] theresa : is everything ok ? pilar : oh , yes , everything is fine . it 's just jane woke up , and then little ethan woke up , and then i was awake , and none of us could go back to sleep , so i took them out for a walk . just like i used to do with you and your brothers when you were little . remember ? theresa : yes , i remember . thank you . pilar : theresa , are you ok , mija ? you seem down . theresa : well , you know i went to the -- you know , the blue note with whitney , and i ran into ivy , gwen , and rebecca . pilar : oh . what did those witches try to do now ? theresa : well , they immediately started attacking me . pilar : attacking you ? theresa : yeah . they -- they want me to drop the charges against gwen . pilar : really ? well , did they give you a good reason for that ? theresa : ethan said that if i do n't , he 's going to sue for custody of jane . pilar : oh , god , no , not ethan . theresa : he said that he does n't want his child to be raised by a mother as cruel as me . pilar : he said that you were cruel ? oh , i do n't believe that . theresa : that 's what he said . pilar : well , what are you going to do about it ? theresa : nothing . pilar : nothing ? theresa : absolutely nothing . gwen and rebecca think that ethan 's going to take me to court . but he 's not . he loves me , mama , and he 's never going to take jane away from me , no matter what . [ scene_break ] gwen : honey , i 'll just see you upstairs , ok ? ethan : ok . i 'll be up soon . ivy : you really look whipped , ethan . ethan : i feel whipped , mother . i feel like the unluckiest man in the world right now because i love gwen -- and i know you do n't want to hear it , but i love theresa and i love my little girl , too . and i think theresa 's right . when push comes to shove , i do n't know how i 'm going to take jane away from her . ivy : well , you have to , ethan . you just have to . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : hello , information ? edna here , looking for the number for the tabloid `` daily private lives . `` alistair : all right , all right . i 'll write you a check . mrs. wallace : holy shamoly ! alistair : i hope that 's sufficient to ensure your silence . mrs. wallace : oh , honey , for now it 's sufficient to make me bark like a dog if that 's what you want . alistair : no , thank you . all i want to be is alone . beth : ok . ahem -- mother , let 's go . mrs. wallace : mm - hmm . beth : i 'll see you later . good night , father . alistair : good night , daughter . what might have been -- [ scene_break ] sheridan : what 's wrong with me , luis ? i -- i keep coming up with these outlandish ideas to support my crazy beliefs . what , for me to actually think that beth could be my sister ? luis : it 's understandable , sweetheart . you want marty to be your son . you want it so badly you 're trying to think of ways to make it true . sheridan : but i am crazy . i am . luis : no , you are not crazy . ok , maybe a little crazy . i mean , to think that alistair would sleep with mrs. wallace ? can you picture that ? sheridan : no . no , i ca n't , not unless she was really pretty all those years ago . luis : well , think about it , you know ? if beth was alistair 's daughter , do n't you think that mrs. wallace would have sued him for child support ? you know , those two have been struggling ever since i can remember . sheridan : you 're right . you 're always right . luis : yeah . sheridan : i 'm so sorry i 've made this so hard on you . i 'm so sorry for all the horrible things i said . i know that you love me , and i know that i can trust you . please do n't ever leave me . i just -- i love you so much . luis : i love you , too . and do n't you worry , ok ? i 'll never leave you . [ scene_break ] pilar : theresa , what if you 're wrong about ethan ? what if he does sue you for custody of jane ? theresa : he wo n't , mama . pilar : but what if he does ? you have no money to fight him in court . theresa : you know what ? it 's not going to come to that because ethan would never do anything to hurt me . pilar : really ? he chose to stay married to gwen . do you really think he 's going to just sit by and do nothing while his wife is being sent to prison ? theresa : you know what , mama ? he 's not going to have a choice because i 'm not going to drop those charges against gwen . pilar : and you really think that you and ethan have a future together ? theresa : i do . pilar : how ? please tell me how . do you really think he 's going to turn to you if you send his wife to prison ? theresa : i do believe that , mama . pilar : oh , my god , theresa . oh , please , for heaven 's sake , you explain to me how you think that . he is going to hate you if you send gwen to prison . theresa : i do n't think so . look , tonight when i was at the blue note , ivy and ethan brought up that file again , the one that was sent from my computer to the press that exposed ethan as ivy and sam 's son ? pilar : i remember that , yes . he blamed you for exposing ivy 's secret and ruining his life . theresa : yeah . it changed everything . and he still blames me for that . i do n't know why he would think that i would ever want to hurt him that way . pilar : what does that file have to do with you and ethan being together someday ? theresa : oh , i just realized , mama , that it 's the key to getting ethan back . it 's the key to my happiness . [ scene_break ] rebecca : gwen , why do n't you relax ? look , take a bubble bath , make yourself beautiful for your husband . gwen : i ca n't relax with everything still up in the air like this . i do n't know what ethan 's going to do . rebecca : look , ivy is going to convince him to take theresa to court . she 's going to make him see that he has to take jane away from the taco queen . gwen : yeah , but what if theresa figures out that we were the ones who sent the email to the press ? ethan is going to hate me . [ scene_break ] ethan : mother , how can i take theresa 's daughter away from her ? ivy : because she is your daughter , too , ethan , remember ? please , you can not take theresa 's side over gwen . gwen has been a wonderful wife to you . she 's loving and caring . she 's honest . ethan : i know , i know . and i have honored my vows . ivy : well , i hope you continue to honor your vows . look , ethan , i know you say you love theresa , but do you think you could love someone who would make you ignore your conscience and leave your wife ? do you really think that would make you happy ? ethan : i have told gwen that i 'm not going to leave her . of course , you know , that 's not good enough for rebecca . my word is not good enough for her . she wants theresa off the planet . ivy : well , yes , rebecca hates theresa , and so she 's nagging you to punish her because she wants revenge . but , ethan , darling , i just want you to be happy . ethan : i know that , and i thank you for that . ivy : but i know you , ethan , and you 're only happy when you 're doing the right thing . theresa had her chance to drop the charges against gwen . she did n't . is that the kind of person you want to spend the rest of your life with ? someone who ca n't forgive ? a vindictive , malicious woman who wants to end your marriage ? a woman who wants what she wants , and to hell with how she gets it ? is theresa the kind of role model you want for jane ? do the right thing , ethan . take theresa to court and get custody of jane . it is the right thing for you , for your wife , and especially for your daughter . [ scene_break ] eve : i do n't know how much longer i can take this , julian . you know , whitney refusing to take care of her own beautiful baby ? why could n't i just get through to her ? julian : you tried . i want you to listen to me . for now , let 's try and forget about everything but us , if just for a while . [ music plays ] eve : oh , julian . what have you done ? julian : come . tonight , i want us to remember the one thing in our lives that 's right . our love . eve : oh , julian . thank you . thank you for being so wonderful . [ scene_break ] fox : whoa , whoa . what the hell are you doing here ? where 's my son ? chad : well , my son 's at home . fox : he 's at -- what 'd you do , leave him alone , chad ? chad : of course not . there 's someone watching him . i just needed to stop by the drugstore . fox : drugstore ? for what , huh ? what , you 've been with him for a couple hours , he 's already sick ? is that it ? [ scene_break ] [ baby cries ] whitney : come on , come on , come on , come on , chad . come on . god , you poor little thing . um -- ok , maybe there 's a toy around here that 'll make you feel better . um -- whitney : here you go . is that better ? here you go . i 'm sorry . your daddy will be back soon with your medicine , ok ? whitney : ok . shh . shh , shh , shh , shh , shh , shh . it 's ok . it 's ok . [ baby stops crying ] whitney : see there ? you 're ok . [ baby fusses ] whitney : all right , you 're ok . shh . [ baby cries ] whitney : shh . ok , this is what you want , i guess . all rightly . come on . it 's ok . shh . shh , shh , shh , shh , shh . hmm . that 's better , huh ? now you sound like a happy baby . it 's ok . it 's ok . are you a happy baby ? oh , my god . oh , my god . look at you . you 're so perfect . it 's ok , it 's ok . god , you 're beautiful . shh , it 's ok . [ scene_break ] alistair : what a shame . we could have had a good time , beth . mrs. wallace : she 's your daughter , you sick creep ! alistair : yes . she is . just do n't forget what i said . sheridan can never find out that you 're my daughter . because if she does find out , you 'll lose marty and you 'll never have a chance to be with luis . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i 'm just so afraid that i 'm going to drive you away with these crazy ideas of mine . luis : hey , that will never happen . you 're the most important person in the world to me . sheridan : and you are to me . i do n't know what i would ever do if i -- if i lost you . luis : you 're not going to lose me . never . [ scene_break ] gwen : what are we going to do if theresa finds out ? she 's going to make us pay for sending that email . rebecca : honey , do n't worry about it , all right ? theresa 's going to be too busy to play detective . she 's going to have to spend all her time trying to find a lawyer that will work for free when she has to fight for jane . gwen : you really think we do n't have to worry ? rebecca : honey , i am sure of it . look , and even if theresa tried , there is no way , no way she can prove that you and i sent that email . gwen : i really hope you 're right . [ scene_break ] pilar : so , how is this email the key to your happiness with ethan ? theresa : ok , mama , when that file came out , and ethan thought that it was me who sent the file , ethan broke up with me . all our troubles started that night . so i feel like if i can find the person who sent that email , and i can show it to ethan and tell him that i was n't the one who tried to hurt him , he 'll realize it was n't me and he will realize that we belong together . pilar : and how are you going to find out who sent the email , theresa ? you tried it once before , and you got nowhere . theresa : i 'm just going to keep trying , mama . i 'm not going to stop until i find the person who did this . and once i can prove it to ethan , he will come back to me . [ scene_break ] ivy : ethan , honey , you can not let theresa turn your life upside down again . you have to choose gwen this time . you need to save your daughter and stay with gwen and be a family with jane . ethan : you 're right . mother , you are right . i mean , this is the most difficult thing i 've ever had to do , but i need to choose gwen and my marriage over theresa . it 's the only way i know how to keep my life from falling apart , and the only way to keep gwen 's from being torn apart again . ivy : i knew you would do the right thing , ethan . so you 're going to fight for jane ? ethan : yeah , i am . yeah . yeah , i 'm going to go after theresa with everything i got . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] julian : are you -- you a bit better now ? eve : much better . julian : does this remind you of anything ? eve : well , this is a song that i used to sing , and this is the way we used to dance to it back in the day . julian : we 're back there right now , eve . there 's nothing else for us to think about . there 's nothing and no one to worry about . [ scene_break ] chad : i did n't allow my son to get sick . it just happened . fox : really ? `` it just happened `` ? well , what happened , chad ? what 's wrong with him ? chad : he has colic , ok ? the doctor said it was n't unusual for his age , but this medicine will fix him right up . fox : well , how the hell do i know that , huh ? you do n't know the first thing about raising children ! chad : oh , and you do ? fox : i know that i 'm his dad and i should be there ! chad : look , i 'm going to tell you this one more time , fox . i adopted him legally . so i tell you what -- forget it , ok ? he 's not your son anymore . fox : you know what ? the hell with that . i 'm going to go see him right now . chad : oh , no , you 're not . whitney : god , look at you . look at how beautiful you are . you 're so perfect . oh , my god . oh , my god , what have i done ? it 's ok , it 's all right . ok . [ next_on ] sheridan : it 's true . marty is my son . he 's not beth 's . eve : no , i 'm not dreaming . beth and her mother were here with alistair . but why ? fox : you deserve to die , chad . good riddance .
just when it looked like sheridan had figured out why beth 's dna matched marty 's , luis came in and talked her out of it . meanwhile , edna , after trying to use her very rusty wiles on alistair and making no impression , tells him he owes her tons of back child support , and if he does n't pay up she 'll let the world know he 's beth 's father . not wanting sheridan to know , he agrees , handing her a check that made her eyes boggle . ethan continues to threaten theresa with getting custody of jane if she does n't drop the charges against gwen , but he ca n't even fool himself with that one . later , however , ivy uses her deceptive wiles to talk him into doing just that . and she calls theresa a liar and schemer ! she and ethan continue to accuse theresa of giving his paternity information to the tabloid , no matter how much she denies it , and gwen and rebecca look on uncomfortably . they realize that if the truth comes out , gwen will be the one being booted out of ethan 's life . however , theresa seems to have set her mind on finding out who really did it .
kay : my god , i can not believe those men beat you up like this . thank god you 're ok . i could n't live without you , miguel . miguel : well , you 're going to have to , ok ? i 'm stuck in here for the rest of my life . so i want you to go back to fox and be a family with him until he dies . and when he 's gone , find a man that 's going to take care of you and maria . kay : no , no . i love you , and maria loves you , too . and we are a family and it 's going to stay that way . [ scene_break ] fox : why ca n't kay love me the way she loves miguel ? she thinks i 'm dying , and she 's still ready to dump me for him . oh , i wish those guys would have killed him in the shower . well , there 's always next time . julian : i hear miguel was attacked here in prison . fox : oh , yeah , couple of guys beat the heck out of him in the shower . julian : you idiot , you were a fool to hire some thugs to beat him up here in prison . it will only make kay more sympathetic towards him . fox : i did n't hire anybody to beat miguel up . julian : well , if you did n't , then who did ? [ scene_break ] spike : heh , heh , heh . sheridan : do n't you dare sit on my bed ! i can only imagine what parasites are living on your body . spike : well , there is one way to find out . sheridan : undo one more button , i swear i will set you on fire . spike : [ scoffs ] damn ! you are one crazy blonde . yeah , no wonder you 're alone . sheridan : shut up ! i 've got to think of a way to rescue luis or how you can make it happen . spike : i already made it happen . i got you into the prison . i even got you into his cell , and you bailed out . sheridan : i told you . i did n't leave . luis made me go . spike : well , ok , then . you got to forget about him . hey , luis is toast anyway , right ? say `` adios , muchachos `` and get yourself a replacement . sheridan : get it through that thick , greasy head of yours -- i do n't want just any man . i want luis . i have to save him . i love him too much to let him die . [ scene_break ] max : stay away from me ! i do n't want to kiss you . luis : i 'm not gon na kiss you , i 'm gon na kill you . max : luis , no ! fancy : i 'm here . i might as well go back and give luis a chance to explain . max : get away from me ! luis : shut up and hold still , and it wo n't hurt so much ! [ scene_break ] theresa : i have to save my brothers . the blackmailer says he 'll get them out of prison if i just stay with jared and have his baby . person : that 's right , theresa . i want you out of the way so i can have ethan . ethan : being blackmailed into getting pregnant , it 's wrong . it 's wrong for you , for me . it 's wrong for jared . but most of all , it 's wrong for that innocent little baby . do n't you sacrifice four lives to save two , theresa . i will work on your brothers ' appeal . and i do n't care who this blackmailer is . they ca n't control every single judge in this country . theresa : you know what ? just stop . i 'm gon na do what he wants , ok ? luis and miguel would not be in prison if i would have just obeyed the blackmailer 's demands to just stay away from you . person : that 's right . ethan : no , no , to hell with the freak . to hell with him . you belong with me . you belong with little ethan and jane . we should be a family . theresa : i know , but -- ethan : theresa , we love each other way too much . you know it , and i know it . like you always say , right ? it 's fate . it 's fate . person : you 're making a mistake , theresa , a deadly mistake . [ scene_break ] miguel : kay , listen , about fox . kay : look , i know . he 's out in the hallway , waiting for me . i was just about to tell him about us when your mom called and told me you were hurt . he insisted on coming with me , even though i know he has to know how i feel about you . miguel : listen , about what i said , i just want -- kay : i know , i know , i know . i know you said you want me to forget about you and stay with him until he dies . but , miguel , i ca n't do that . i ca n't just stop loving you . i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry if it upsets you , but you 're just going to have to deal with it . miguel : ok . kay : i mean it . i 'm serious . i ca n't just get -- wait , what did you say ? miguel : i said ok . i love you . and i ca n't help how i feel about you , so i 'm not gon na fight you on it anymore . i mean it . i think fox is better for you . but as maria 's father , i just want what 's best for you and for her . kay : you are what 's best for us . you -- you are the best . you 're the best man , the best father , the best lover -- the best everything . and i love you . you know what 's so weird ? it 's like i had the worst feeling like something was happening to you . it was so weird . and then all the sudden , your mom called and told me that you were hurt . so , like , what happened exactly ? miguel : i just went back to take another shower , and these two guys just asked me if i was miguel lopez - fitzgerald . and when i said yes , they just started beating me . kay : why , though ? miguel : i do n't know . i mean , maybe because luis was a cop and i 'm his brother . kay : well , that does n't seem fair . miguel : yeah , well , nothing 's fair in prison , kay . i mean , these guys gang up on one another just to relieve their stress . kay : wait . when you say `` relieve their stress , `` you do n't mean they -- miguel : what ? kay : they -- miguel : no , no . this time they just beat me up . [ scene_break ] julian : so you did n't hire some hooligans to beat up on miguel ? fox : ok , i 'll say it again . i did n't hire somebody to beat up miguel . julian : nor did i , which begs the question , who did ? fox : well , maybe it 's just one of those things that happens in prison . you see , miguel is the new guy , good looking . whoever attacked him is probably just softening him up for later , if you know what i mean . julian : i suppose . fox : you know , father , i thought it was gon na be like you said . miguel gets shipped off to prison , kay forgets about him . out of sight , out of mind . but obviously , you were mistaken . because now that he 's apart from her , she just wants him even more . [ scene_break ] spike : well , if you ever come up with a plan b to help lover boy get out of prison , you let me know , all right ? otherwise , i got stuff to do . you see , harmony 's underbelly does n't run itself , you know . sheridan : wait , do n't go ! sheridan : i just had an idea . if luis does n't want me in prison , then i have to get him out . spike : i ca n't help you with that . sheridan : why not ? people escape prison all the time . spike : yeah , let 's just say you get him out of prison . ok , the guards would notice him missing . then the warden and chief sammy would lock down all of harmony till they nab luis and the two idiots who helped him bust out . and f.y.i . , you and me -- way too pretty to be behind bars , if you know what i mean . sheridan : f.y.i . , help me spring luis from prison , or you 'll be sorry -- if you know what i mean . [ scene_break ] max : help ! get this guy away from me ! luis ' voice : this ought to bring fancy back here . luis : i said , get down on your knees against the wall where i told you to ! max : fine . i 'll do what you want , just do n't hurt me ! luis : go ! guard : put it down , lopez - fitzgerald , now ! luis : what the hell ? i did what you said . guard : shut up . you ok ? max : yeah . we were just -- guard : lopez - fitzgerald wanted it , you refused , so he came after you . luis : we were just fooling around . guard : you sick bastard . max : guys , it 's ok . luis knows that no means no now . luis : yeah , right . where 's that female guard ? guard : the tough - looking one ? luis : yeah . yeah , i would n't mind being whacked by her . guard : well , sorry , pal . you do n't get to choose which guards break up your fights . guard : and besides , we would n't send a newbie in to break up a brawl with a violent thug like you . even if she is a lesbian . now , come on , let 's go . get moving . luis : where are we going ? ow ! guard : you 're going to solitary for a long , long time . [ prisoners chatter ] max : wait ! good - bye , luis . i 'll never forget you ! [ laughter and chatter ] [ scene_break ] fancy : how could i have misjudged luis so badly ? he 's been in prison less than a day , and he 's already betrayed me . with a man , no less . [ scene_break ] theresa : god help me . i love you . person : god ca n't help you now , theresa . it 's too late . ethan : listen , it will be ok . it 's going to be ok . theresa : no , no , no . we ca n't do this . ethan : yeah -- oh , yes , we can . theresa : no , no , no , we ca n't . the blackmailer 's gon na find out . i 'll lose my brothers , ethan . ethan : i 'm not gon na let it happen . do n't worry about it . theresa : and jared -- he 's upstairs . he 's waiting for me . i need to bring this to him . ethan : theresa , you need to be here . you need to be right here . theresa : no -- ethan : ok , now do n't worry about jared . we 'll come up with a plan . we 'll tell him something . theresa : no , no -- oh , my god . the plan 's been decided . i 'm gon na be with jared . i 'm gon na have his baby . i have to save my brothers . ethan : what are you -- theresa ! i 'm not going to lose you to some freak ! person : ethan wo n't want theresa by the time i get through with her . [ scene_break ] fox : ah , damn it . this is n't how things were supposed to be . kay 's supposed to be getting over miguel , not rushing to be by his side because he gets beat up in the prison shower . julian : miguel has not been incarcerated that long . give her time to accept the fact that this is his fate . fox : well , how long do i stand by and watch my wife go ga - ga over miguel ? for all she knows , i could be dead tomorrow . julian : well , you must remind her of that and let her guilt work its marital magic . fox : ah , see , guilt is n't going to work anymore . kay was this close to telling me that she loves miguel right before pilar burst in with a phone call , telling us that miguel was in the infirmary . this , after i put on the full theatrics about how sick the treatment was supposedly making me . julian : then i guess we have a problem . fox : i guess we have a problem . [ scene_break ] pilar : where is my son ? miguel ? oh , my god . mijo , what have they done to you ? miguel : i 'm gon na be ok . i 'm gon na be ok , mama . pilar : oh , my god , is he -- kay : yeah , the doctor said he 's gon na be fine . miguel : i 'll be ok . pilar : oh , sweetheart . oh , my god . thank god . luis is waiting to die , and you almost killed -- i do n't even want to think what could happen next . kay : look , i 'm going to give you guys some time alone , ok ? pilar : thank you . miguel : it 's ok . pilar : why ? why did those men attack you , why ? miguel : i do n't know , mama . ok , maybe because i 'm luis ' brother or maybe because i 'm new , but i 'm ok . pilar : why did n't the other inmates in the shower help you ? i do n't understand . miguel : i was alone . pilar : oh . did those -- did those men attack you , mijo ? miguel : no , mama . and why does everybody keep asking me that ? pilar : mijo , por favor , even i know what can happen in a place like this . miguel : yeah , well , i 'm not gon na let it happen to me , ok ? pilar : ok . my god -- my two sons in this horrible place . look , you -- you and luis , you just have to be strong , ok ? just hold on until ethan can get you out of here on appeal . miguel : yeah . pilar : i just hope luis is n't being mistreated . [ scene_break ] spike : so that 's your bright idea , that we spring luis from prison ? sheridan : ah , yes . now all we have to do is come up with the details . spike : oh , is that all ? [ scoffs ] i 'll tell you what . you give me a buzz when you come up with the genius plan , all right ? [ childish accent ] and maybe you should watch some wile e. coyote for inspiration ! [ normal voice ] later . sheridan : where do you think you 're going ? spike : i just told you . spike - man 's got stuff to do . i got drugs to sell , i got whores to pimp -- sheridan : oh , no , no , no . nothing you have to do is as important as what i want you to do . spike : [ laughs ] listen to this chick giving me orders . honey , who do you think you are ? [ groans ] sheridan : i 'm the bitch who can make your life a living hell , that 's who i am ! [ scene_break ] esme : chef ? cook ? maid ? anyone ? oh , fine . it 's not as if i ca n't feed myself . oh ! esme : huh . now i 've seen this before . ooh , or am i confusing it with that soccer player ? [ sniffs ] ah , i smell coffee . oh , that must mean that there is a cup of it around here somewhere , so ... [ sniffs ] oh ! ooh . my , my , my , what a very large cup . oh ! i have seen this before . this is what the servants use when they want to make coffee before they put it in the cup . and mummy thinks i 'm helpless . oh , cup . [ giggles ] esme : fancy , what happened ? [ scene_break ] theresa : i 'm with jared now . luis and miguel will be free soon . and ethan -- god , he 's just gon na have to accept it . [ screams ] [ scene_break ] luis : staging that fight with max was n't one of my smartest moves . instead of fancy coming back to break it up , the guards came -- beat the hell out of me . now i 'm locked in solitary and chances are , i 'll be executed before fancy ever finds out the truth . [ scene_break ] esme : there , there , there . do n't cry . i knew you and ned would n't last . fancy : ned ? wait -- you mean noah ? we broke up last summer in rome , remember ? i 'm with luis now . at least i was until he went gay . esme : hmm , that 's right . i have n't taken my meds yet . now , far be it from me to say i told you so , but i told you so . luis is gay . oh , now tell me what happened when you went back to see him . fancy : ok , well , i wanted to prove to myself that i had n't caught luis in a clinch with a man before , but i was right the first time . luis was in his cell with another man . esme : oh , goodness gracious . luis is starting a gay harem . fancy : the noises they were making , ugh ! and the things they were saying were so graphic , i could n't bring myself to look . esme : damn . uh , i mean -- well , what were they saying ? fancy : well , things like , `` get that thing away from me ! `` and , `` shut up and hold still , this wo n't hurt as much . `` esme : go on ! no , i mean it . go on . fancy : i 'm glad losing the love of my life to another man entertains you so . esme : i am intrigued , amazed that luis could switch teams so easily . fancy : [ whimpers ] esme : of course , all the signs were there -- devotion to his mother , impeccable grooming habits , and the whole uniform discipline thing of being a cop . fancy : oh , i hate to say it , but you were right . i saw luis with his first `` honey `` in the shower with my own eyes . esme : what is it about hot , steamy showers that turns men onto other men ? is it the way their wet , glistening bodies are revealed in all their glory ? or the way their strong hands lather a bar of soap ? or the mist and the pulsating water that drive them to the primal urge to -- fancy : ok , ok ! esme , stop ! you 're doing it again . esme : dollar says luis is , too . oh , sorry . i keep forgetting how upsetting it is that you never slept with luis while he was allegedly straight . now it 's too late . he 's in prison , practically screaming the love that dare not speak its name . [ scene_break ] theresa : let me go ! look , i gave up ethan . i 'm with jared . i 'm gon na have his baby . what more do you want from me ? [ scene_break ] julian : so what was the prognosis from the doctor ? kay : well , the doctor said he was going to be fine . julian : ah ! well , then you and fox can go home to be with maria . kay : well , i ca n't leave yet . fox : why not ? kay : because i want to wait for the doctor , and i want to make sure that miguel gets everything he needs . julian : well , pilar is here . let her be miguel 's advocate . kay : i wo n't be long . pilar : did julian come to gloat ? kay : well , if he did , he knows better than to do it in front of me . i 'm just so glad that you 're ok . pilar : that you were n't attacked by those men . kay : look , i think i 'm gon na talk to the doctor and see if there 's any way we can keep you separated from those other inmates . miguel : listen , i do n't want special treatment , ok ? it 's only gon na cause trouble later . pilar : well , hopefully , you 'll be out on appeal by then . kay : yeah , i 'm gon na talk to my dad and see if he can pull some strings . miguel : i wish you would n't . kay : well , that 's too bad . because you 're maria 's father , and i want to make sure you 're safe until you come home to her . and to me . [ scene_break ] fox : i 'm not even dead yet , and she 's sitting there getting it off with miguel . julian : two minor points -- you 're not really dying , and she 's merely holding his hand . fox : well , thanks , father . what problem are you solving next , third - world poverty ? julian : i just want you to keep this in perspective and not overplay your hand . i mean , you 're not supposed to know that kay is in love with miguel , are you ? fox : no . you know , i ca n't take this anymore . all right , i 'm going to put an end to this right now . julian : you 'll do no such thing ! [ scene_break ] sheridan : oh , i knew it was a mistake to ask an idiot like you for help . spike : oh , well , excuse me . busting people out of prison is not on my resume . sheridan : then why are you wasting my time ? spike : i -- i wanted to leave . you told me if i left , you 'd bust my chops . sheridan : then what are you waiting for ? go ! i do n't have time to waste arguing with you . spike : [ sing - song voice ] oh , what a psycho . sheridan : excuse me ? spike : [ normal voice ] i said do n't talk so low . having trouble hearing you . sheridan : fine , then . how 's this ? get out and do n't come back until i call you ! spike : got it ! wow . uh , sorry , just one more thing . uh , let 's say luis does get out of prison . what 's to stop him from running off with fancy once he 's free ? sheridan : he would n't do that ! luis loves me . fancy 's just a distraction . spike : ok , then why did luis boot you out of his cell ? sheridan : i was naive to think that i could live in prison with luis . but once we get him out , that wo n't be a problem because luis loves me . he always has , and he always will . he 's only with fancy because he could n't be with me , but now he can . and once we 're together , we will never be apart . and if my stupid little niece thinks otherwise , then we 'll take care of her then . [ scene_break ] esme : would you like some o.j . ? it is loaded with vitamin c . fancy : you 'll be loaded if you drink that mimosa on an empty stomach . esme : well , here 's hoping . bottoms up . oh , i 'm sorry . am i being insensitive , what with luis going gay and all ? fancy : oh , i still ca n't believe it . i saw luis with those men , and i still ca n't believe it . esme : mm , the whole world is going gay , my dear . gay , gay , gay . not that there 's anything wrong with that . you have very nice eyes . and lips . fancy : esme . esme : what ? you think i 'm coming on to you ? fancy : were you ? esme : no . i 'm straight -- as long as there are straight men to be straight with . but when a man 's man like luis goes gay , i wonder . i mean , the days of men loving women may be numbered . i was merely thinking ahead . fancy : yeah , well , think about something else . i 'm not ready to switch teams yet . esme : me , neither . yet . fancy : ok , you 're creeping me out . esme : oh , i 'm sorry . i keep forgetting how guilty you must feel being the woman that has turned luis off to other women . if your aunt sheridan was n't angry at you before , wait till she hears that luis has given a whole new meaning to the term `` homo erectus `` because of you . fancy : this is n't right . esme : no , losing a man to another man never is . i have a list of my switch- hitters somewhere . fancy : no , luis going gay after less than a day in prison ? something about that just is n't right . esme : oh , poor fancy . poor , bitter fancy . fancy : [ gasps ] i wonder if luis was just pretending to be gay for effect . you know , so he could choose a guy before some huge hulk of an inmate chose him . esme : oh , if luis was pretending to be gay in front of other inmates so that they would leave him alone , well , that makes sense . but you saw him kissing his cellmate when no one else was around , so -- sorry , tres gay . fancy : well , what if the guy pulled luis into a lip lock without him knowing what was going on ? esme : but what about all the things they were saying ? fancy : well , they -- they sounded gay , but i did n't actually see what they were talking about . esme : mm , fancy . i think you 're having trouble accepting luis ' new orientation . fancy : what i ca n't accept is that he does n't love me anymore . esme : well , if you think luis still loves you -- fancy : i do . esme : then go to him , fancy . give luis another chance to explain himself . [ scene_break ] theresa : where are you taking me ? man : you 'll see . ethan : shh , it 's me . theresa : ethan . ethan : sorry . listen , listen , listen , sorry . i wanted to get you into these passageways deep enough before i said anything so i could explain myself , ok ? theresa : oh , my god , explain yourself -- how the hell can you explain yourself plucking me from the hallway like that , ok ? and jared -- he is still waiting for me to bring him his breakfast ! ethan : forget about jared , ok ? listen , follow me . everything will make sense soon . come on . person : where did theresa go ? what is she planning to do with my ethan ? [ scene_break ] julian : calm down , damn it ! fox : let go of me , father . i am gon na go finish off what those guys started in the shower . julian : i want you to get a grip , all right ? you are supposed to be weak from those treatments , do you remember that ? if kay sees you loaded for bear , all is lost . you must be patient . once she understands that a future with miguel is hopeless , she will turn to you . fox : damn it , father . i have been patient , and look where that 's got me with kay . she 's still in there with miguel . from the looks of things , she 's not going to leave him any time soon . [ scene_break ] pilar : well , it is good to see you smile , mijo . you must be feeling better , huh ? miguel : i am . it 's great having two of the women i love most in my life here with me . if only maria were here , things would be perfect . kay : well , one day things will be perfect , i promise . miguel : you promise ? kay : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] sheridan : [ sighs ] if i think hard enough , i can come up with a way to get luis out of prison before he 's executed . sheridan : luis . luis , my love . luis : [ gasps ] sheridan : wake up . it 's time to escape . luis : sheridan ? what are you doing here ? i told you to leave once already . sheridan : oh , please , do n't be mad . i 've come to set you free . please , i love you too much to let them kill you . luis : oh , my god . i ca n't believe you would risk so much to be with me -- not just once , but twice . sheridan : i love you . you 're my one true love . my soul mate . i ca n't live without you . luis : i could n't love you any more right now . luis : you know , and about my fling with fancy ? you were with chris , i was lonely . sheridan : it 's ok . we all make mistakes . sheridan : [ chuckles ] now that chris and fancy are gone , we can be together . luis : yeah . sheridan : yeah . come on , let 's go . sheridan : i can do it . i can get luis back . spike : now what are you mumbling ? sheridan : sh - sh - shh ! i almost got it , the perfect plan to save luis . [ cell phone rings ] [ scene_break ] luis : now what ? i 'm locked in solitary . how the hell am i supposed to explain to fancy that i was kissing sheridan and not some guy ? how am i going to tell her that i love her ? i 've wanted this for so long . fancy : i love you . luis : i love you , too . luis : i did n't go gay within hours of being locked up . i certainly would n't be kissing max . hell , i would n't be kissing any inmate . why am i having this conversation with myself ? oh , my god . i must be losing it in solitary . oh , damn it . i got to find a way to get out of here . [ door rattles ] [ scene_break ] ethan : come on , come on . theresa : where are you taking me ? ethan : i 'll explain once we get there . person : you ca n't get away from me , theresa , even with ethan 's help . i will find you . and when i do ... theresa : ok , what is this ? ethan : this is one of alistair 's safe rooms . theresa : he had more than one ? ethan : evidently . apparently my father found places when the search team was looking for that blackmailer . theresa : that 's good . that 's good for them . ethan : mm - hmm . theresa : so , how does it help us ? i mean , why did you bring me here ? ethan : well , um , we 're safe here . and no one can find us here , not anyone . not jared . not the blackmailer . not anyone . theresa : and why exactly did you bring me here ? [ scene_break ] pilar : mijo , i 'm going to call paloma and leave word for her at home that you 're ok . miguel : yeah , tell her not to worry about me . pilar : i will . kay : i 'm going straight to church and thanking god that you 're ok , because i do n't know what maria and i would have done if something happened to you . miguel : yeah , well , it still could , kay . i 'm stuck in here for life . kay : no , ok ? this is not how it 's going to end for us . we are going to be together . someway , somehow you 're going to get out of here and we are going to be a family . [ scene_break ] fox : just look at them , father . look how upset kay is over miguel with a couple of bumps and bruises . and here i am supposedly dying , and she could give a damn . how am i supposed to fight that and win ? julian : well , the truth is , i no longer think you can win . i think kay 's love for miguel is so strong and so enduring that she 'll never replace miguel in her heart . fox : are you saying that i should just give up kay ? let her be a family with miguel and maria ? julian : no , perish the thought . i 'm saying i think we have reached the point where we have no choice but to eliminate miguel as a roadblock to your happiness with kay . fox : define `` eliminate . `` julian : succinctly put , romeo must die . we have to kill miguel . [ scene_break ] sheridan : the risk is worth it . i ca n't live without luis . spike : bam ! sheridan : what are you still doing here ? spike : you told me not to leave , remember ? sheridan : oh , right . it 's taking me just a little bit longer to come up with a plan to get luis out of prison . spike : speaking on that , i just got some news from my contacts on the inside . sheridan : about luis ? spike : negative . your niece , fancy . sheridan : what about her ? spike : well , it turns out she quit her job at harmony p.d . and got one as a prison guard . sheridan : what ? spike : yeah . and from what i understand , her and lover boy are in solitary right now . sheridan : that sneaky little slut , disguising herself so that she can get into the prison to be with luis . spike : yeah , imagine that . sheridan : i wo n't let her get away with it . i wo n't let her be with luis . [ scene_break ] fancy : oh ! luis , it 's me , fancy ! luis : oh , my god . thank god you came back . fancy : oh . luis : hey , listen , i really need to explain what happened earlier . fancy : that 's why i came back -- luis : what ? fancy : oh , my god , you 're hurt . luis : no , honestly , it looks worse than it is . i 'm ok . fancy : well , i heard you fighting with your cellmate before . luis : what ? fancy : was he playing hard to get ? luis : no . max was trying to help me . fancy : do what ? luis : do what -- well , i thought if we staged a fight , then you would come back , break it up , i could explain to you everything that happened , why -- anyway , the two goons came back and beat the hell out of me . but i 'm really glad that you 're here now . fancy : well , i just came back to get the truth . luis : god , i love you . [ scene_break ] theresa : hm - mm . no , no , no , we ca n't do this . oh , my god , jared -- he 's still waiting for me , ethan . ethan : no , he can wait . i ca n't wait . theresa : hm - mm -- no , no , no . the last time we ignored the blackmailer , what happened ? my brothers wound up in prison , ethan . what if we get caught again ? ethan : that 's why i brought you here . there 's no way that freak is going to know what we 're doing or why we 're doing it . theresa : no , no , no . i 'm married -- i am married to jared , and you are still married to gwen , and -- ethan : theresa -- theresa : two wrongs do n't make a right . ethan : you want me as much as i want you . theresa : that 's beside the point , ethan . ethan : no , it is the point . it is the point , and you only went back to jared because of that blackmailer . theresa : no , i care about him . i really do care about him . ethan : but you do n't care about him the way you care about me . theresa : no , that 's -- oh , god , that 's the truth . yes , yes -- you know what ? when i 'm with him -- [ sighs ] i dream i 'm with you . ethan : really ? theresa : mm - hmm . ethan : you do n't have to dream anymore , because i 'm right here . person : darn theresa ! why does ethan love her when i have so much more to offer ? he can make love to me , and i can love him back . but theresa ca n't do that . but , no , he still wants her . well , once she 's dead , he wo n't . ethan will have no choice but to be with me . and if he does n't ... i 'll kill him , too . [ next_on ] fox : will you kill miguel ? spike : well , consider it done . gwen : i 'm all tied up right now , ok ? little ethan : who are you ? person : hello , little ethan .
kay and pilar stay by miguel 's side at the prison infirmary after he has been beaten up . kay promises to stay with him and that things will be better . julian and fox decide that their plan has backfired and kay is more in love with miguel than ever , and , now , miguel must die . sheridan works with spike to try and come up with a way to get luis out of prison . sheridan is livid when she learns that fancy is now a guard at the prison . luis ' plan to get fancy to realize he 's not gay backfires and he ends up in solitary confinement . fancy goes there to see him to get the truth and they kiss . ethan tells theresa she 's making a horrible mistake by giving in to the blackmailer . he gets her alone and begs her to have faith in him to get her brothers out of prison and to be with him . she does n't want tot risk her brothers ' lives . the blackmailer determines that he must kill theresa so that he can be with ethan . if ethan wo n't be with him , then he 'll kill him , too .
ethan : hey , hey , it 's all right , it 's all right . we 're here now , ok ? gwen : why 'd you call out for your mommy , sweetheart ? ethan : did you have another nightmare ? is that what happened ? theresa : oh , honey , do n't let them know i 'm here . little ethan : mommy ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : well , here 's another nice mess kay got herself into , but we warned her , did n't we , endora ? we told her she had to be back here by midnight , and we told her that magic spell you cast that made her dress so spectacular would wear off at the stroke of 12 : 00 . well , it 's the witching hour now . but would she listen to us ? oh , no , not our kay . well , it 's all going to come apart for her now -- literally . in about 20 seconds flat , she 's going to be stark staring naked in front of the whole town of harmony . [ scene_break ] kay 's inner voice : it 's got to be almost midnight . oh , i forgot endora 's spell would wear off at midnight . charlie : you must come work for me . that dress is fantastic . that other girl -- her designs were all right , but she does n't have the sense of style that you do . your dress is incredible . it 's almost as if it appeared like magic , out of the thin air . kay 's inner voice : oh , it 's about to disappear into thin air . [ scene_break ] charity : well , i 'm happy mr. lapson likes kay 's dress . it 's certainly original . miguel : well , so are your designs , charity . charity : he was n't so impressed . miguel : well , you know , it 's only one man 's opinion , and i think he 's wrong . charity : i do n't know . miguel : well , i do , ok ? i 'm not going to let you give up , charity . look , why do n't you just stay here and relax . i 'll go get us something to eat . charity : thank you . miguel : all right . [ miguel heads to the buffet . ] charity : my dream of being a fashion designer is never going to happen . i mean , with all the attention kay 's getting , miguel 's just going to start a business with her , i 'm sure . i 'll lose everything , including any chance i have of being with miguel . [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh . well , let 's hope blondie 's right . if she and miguel get together , she 'll come into her full powers , and that will mean curtains for us , endora . i just hope kay running around in the altogether is n't going to screw things up . oh , luis is playing another of those c.d . 's he stole from alistair . ooh , wait till sheridan sees this . [ scene_break ] sheridan : oh , my god . that 's the boat that luis and i were on , the one that exploded . is luis right ? is my father really trying to kill me ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : so , luis , you think this is your moment of triumph , do you ? well , think again . it appears your mother has fallen down and she ca n't get back up again . oh , dear , oh , dear . pilar is in dire straits -- extremely dire . she has a very serious blood disease , but being the martyr that she is , she decided not to tell her children . so , luis , you may get sheridan back tonight , but it looks like you 'll lose your mother , as well . no , that 's not the only pain that will be felt tonight . so many secrets on those c.d . 's , and they 're not all alistair 's secrets , either . there 's ivy . she blackmailed eve into changing the results of grace and john 's d.n.a . test , so grace thinks john is her son , and she forced david hastings to pretend that he was grace 's husband , thereby costing sam his marriage . hmm . he 's not going to like this . then there 's the true paternity of chad harris . and then there 's eve 's murky past with julian -- murky present , as well , matter of fact . and what really happened the night of the car crash that ended t.c . 's tennis career ? who was driving that car ? and what happened to the russells ' land ? they lost their land all those years ago . and then , of course , let 's not forget our sheridan -- beth kidnapping her , stealing her baby . and what about martin fitzgerald ? where is he as of this moment ? and how did alistair 's wife , katherine , really die ? hmm . oh , dear , oh , dear , a lifetime of horrible secrets coming out , and each one causing so much pain . [ rumblings in basement ] tabitha : hmm . and if those secrets do come out , luis and sheridan will be reunited , and the boys in the basement just ca n't have that . i wonder what alistair is going to come up with to stop all this -- because he has to do something , because if he does n't , luis and sheridan will definitely get back together . [ roar in basement ] tabitha : i know . i know ! the boys in the basement say if that happens , they 're going to bring more pain and suffering than anyone can imagine . they say that luis ' little expose will seem like a hangnail . [ scene_break ] alistair : i need that information asap . it 's the only chance i have of saving myself . luis : what are you thinking , alistair ? there 's no way you can save yourself ? take a look at the monitor . you see that ? all your secrets are on parade . you 're finished . you and your empire are going down . [ scene_break ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places , and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet , and i , would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest . breathe in , breathe out , you keep me alive , you are the fire burning inside of me . you are my passion for life . [ scene_break ] gwen : oh , honey , that means so much to me . ethan : what 's that ? gwen : he called me mommy without any prompting . i think he is finally getting used to the idea that we are his parents now . ethan : i guess so . gwen : sweetheart , you can call for your mommy any time you need me , because i will always , always be here for you . little ethan : i 'm sleepy . gwen : ok . ethan : all right . gwen : ok . well , you sleep tight , ok ? we 'll see you in the morning . ethan : good night , buddy . theresa : hey . you were really good just then .. little ethan : i really am sleepy , mommy . theresa : you are ? ok . well , then , you go to sleep , ok ? little ethan : i miss you . theresa : i miss you , too . but you know what ? i 'm going to take you home with me very , very soon , because i got a plan , and it starts tonight . you go to sleep . theresa : all right . so , gwen 's flying off to boston on a fake interview that i set up for her , and that 'll leave ethan alone tonight . and i 'm going to dress up like gwen and i 'm going to drug ethan and then i 'm going to trick him into sleeping with me . and then after i get pregnant , i 'm going to trade that baby for my child . yes , i 'm going to get you back , little ethan , no matter what i have to do . this is good . shoot ! [ theresa knocks over one of little ethan 's toys . ] [ scene_break ] ethan : what was that ? [ they hear the toy fall . ] gwen : well , i hope little ethan did n't hurt himself . let 's go check on him . [ scene_break ] kay : what 's happening ? tabitha : oh , she 'll be naked as a jaybird any second now . oh , get out of there , kay , quickly ! hurry ! charlie : that 's amazing . how did you do that ? [ one sleeve disappears . ] kay : i have to go . i 'll call you about the job later . charlie : clever . you 're just trying to get me to offer you more money , are n't you ? [ the other sleeve disappears . ] kay : no . i just want to think about some things . see ya . charlie : but what 's there to think about ? kay : you have no idea . tabitha : going -- kay : ha . [ the lace top skirt disappears . ] tabitha : going -- kay : ha ! [ the skirt disappears . ] tabitha : gone ! kay : oh . my gosh . [ the entire dress is gone . ] charity : ooh , my god . what happened to kay 's dress ? miguel : she 's totally naked . [ scene_break ] tabitha : you should have listened to me , kay . should have blown that joint by midnight . oh , dear . the video 's changing . i have a feeling that kay 's butt is n't the only thing that 's going to be exposed tonight . [ scene_break ] t.c . : look at this . the cranes have been taping everyone in harmony going about their business . this is a complete invasion of everybody 's privacy . i hope there 's enough on here to hang them all . [ scene_break ] whitney : i just know one of these c.d . 's is going to have information on my mom and julian , and my father 's going to be devastated . chad : we do n't know if anything 's going on between them , whitney . whitney : oh -- whitney : no , i can tell what 's going on just by looking at her face . she 's worried , chad . [ scene_break ] liz : your life is going to be destroyed tonight , julian , and so is eve 's . finally , all your secrets are coming out . julian : i 'll pay for my mistakes , i 'm resigned to that , but your sister 's completely blameless . liz : yeah , right . julian : she 's done nothing wrong . [ scene_break ] ivy : what are we going to do , eve ? alistair probably has information on those c.d . 's about me blackmailing you into changing the d.n.a . so that grace thought john was her son . eve : that is the least of my problems , ivy . ivy : well , it 's my biggest problem , eve . if sam finds out , i 'm going to lose him forever . [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh ! if only i could relish all this pain and anguish . but without knowing what 's going on with sheridan and luis , how can i possibly enjoy it all ? if they get back together , love will triumph , and the boys in the basement will take their anger out on me . [ scene_break ] luis : so how does it feel to know you 're finished , alistair ? all your secrets are coming out . i 'm going to get sheridan back and prove that you and dr. ackland had her brainwashed to make her think that she loved antonio and not me . alistair : well , tonight , luis , you may gain the woman you love , but you 're going to lose one , too . luis : what are you talking about ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : he 's talking about your sainted mother , luis , who lies dying in a pool of blood . [ she watches pilar through her gazing bowl . ] pilar : help me . help me . [ scene_break ] luis : answer me , alistair . what are you talking about ? alistair : your mother is in failing health , luis . luis : my mother ? alistair : she has a life - threatening blood disease , poor thing . luis : my mother 's not sick . this is just another one of your little tricks . alistair : have n't you noticed how tired she 's been lately ? weak , prone to fainting , not to mention her mysterious absences . do you know where she was , luis ? i 'll tell you . getting treatment for her illness . luis : this ca n't be -- my mother is not sick . alistair : oh , it 's true , luis . your mother is not doing well at all . oh , hell , i 'll be blunt -- your mother 's dying . luis : dying ? mother ? [ scene_break ] pilar : help -- somebody help me . [ scene_break ] theresa : i ca n't let ethan and gwen find me here . it 'll ruin everything . ethan : wait , honey , wait . you know what ? let 's -- we could wake him up . let 's just not go in . gwen : honey , what if he hurt himself ? let 's just check . ethan : i 'll look , i 'll look . he 's sleeping . he 's conked out . gwen : ok . good . well , what was the noise , then ? ethan : well , you know what ? i mean , our bedroom is right up against the back corridor . if the staff drops anything , you can hear it loud as a bell . i 'm sure that was it . gwen : i 've actually heard that , too . well , as long as he 's fine , you know , i need to finish getting ready and go to the airport . ethan : ok , ok . theresa : well , that was close . all right . now i need to just put on the negligee that i bought . this one looks exactly like the one that i saw gwen wearing once . i certainly would n't be caught dead seducing a man in this , but if it 'll trick ethan into thinking that i 'm gwen , then it 'll be worth it . [ scene_break ] charlie : miss , i 'm shocked . are you trying to seduce me into hiring you ? kay : no , no , i swear ! miguel : kay , you 're naked . what 's going on ? kay : i do n't know . i -- i honestly -- do n't know . oh , my gosh . kay : oh , no -- daddy . sam : kay -- oh , my god , what 's going on ? [ kay yells ] maitre d ' : oh , you 're not going anywhere with that , young lady . [ she grabs a tablecloth . ] [ kay screams ] miguel : kay , wait ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : talk about a bat out of hell ! she 'll be turning up on our doorstep any minute now , endora . [ scene_break ] luis : you 're lying . there 's nothing wrong with my mother . alistair : fine , fine , you do n't believe me ? ask her doctor , eve russell . luis : eve ? eve : what is it , luis ? luis : you know about my mother . is she ill ? eve : oh , luis , i 'm not at liberty -- luis : no , alistair -- alistair says that she has some sort of blood disease . is this true ? eve : yes , luis . your mother is very ill . luis : oh , my god . eve : alistair , how did you find out ? alistair : that 's not important . what 's important is finding the woman , giving her the help she needs . luis : what do you mean , `` finding her `` ? alistair : turn off the screens and i 'll tell you . luis : no , you tell me where she is right now , or i swear i 'll kill you . alistair : well , then both your mother and i will die , luis . is that what you want ? that 's better . now , turn off the screens . stop revealing what 's on those c.d . 's , or the next time you see your beloved mother , she 'll be dead . [ scene_break ] theresa : yeah , yeah , i should be able to pass for gwen , i think , in the dark , probably . [ door opens ] ethan : you know , i really , really wanted to drive you to the airport , but the champagne is just -- right to my head , you know ? gwen : oh , sweetheart , that 's ok . you know , i called a car service . i 'll be fine . ethan : ok . gwen : i am so excited about this job interview , you know ? i 'm just sorry i 'll have to miss out on our romantic evening together . ethan : no , there 'll be others . gwen : mmm . but , you -- do n't you waste that champagne you won at the dance , ok ? drink a toast to us . ethan : no , i 'm not going to drink it without you . gwen : come on , please . it 'll assuage my guilt , i promise . ethan : fine , i 'll polish it off . gwen : well , good , then . so now i have to get going . ethan : ok . [ ethan follows gwen out while theresa slips into his bedroom with the drugs . ] theresa : ok . thank you , gwen , for insisting that ethan finish off the champagne . it 'll make my job a lot easier . theresa : ok . this drug should make it easier to fool ethan , too , right ? yes . once ethan drinks his toast to gwen , and very soon he 'll have no idea that he 'll be making love to me . [ scene_break ] luis : where 's my mother ? what , did you kidnap her ? alistair : no , i did n't kidnap her , but she needs help . eve : what 's the matter with her ? did she pass out again ? luis : what do you mean , pass out again ? did she passed out before ? eve : yes . alistair : as i told you , luis , pilar is very , very ill , so turn off the video screens , and i 'll turn you where your mother is . luis : all right , i 'll turn off the video screens , but you 're not getting the c.d . 's back . alistair : fine . whatever . all i ask is that you turn the video screens off now . [ scene_break ] [ the videos turn off . ] woman : oh , my gosh -- mrs .. wallace : hey ! who pulled the plug on the big show ? beth : shh . [ scene_break ] luis : now you tell me where she is . alistair : just outside . but you better hurry . your mother 's in bad shape . fox : what the hell 's going on here ? hank : something about pilar . [ scene_break ] luis : mama ? my god . eve ? how is she ? is she dead ? [ scene_break ] theresa : what if he decides that -- that he 's not going to sleep in this bed ? or what if he decides that he does n't want the champagne ? oh , my god , my plan 's going to be ruined . theresa 's inner voice : no , ethan , you have to drink it . [ phone rings ] ethan : oh -- hello . gwen : you better be drinking your champagne . ethan : hey , who is this ? is this alistair ? what , do you have cameras spying on me or something ? gwen : no . i just wanted to make sure that i 'd gotten my toast . now go get your glass , because i have some champagne here in the car , and i want us to make a toast together to our marriage . ethan : all right , ok , fine . let 's do it . to my beautiful wife , and to our beautiful future together . i love you . gwen : i love you , too , so much , sweetheart . ethan : clink . theresa 's voice : you will sleep with me tonight , ethan , and the baby we make will help me get my son back . [ scene_break ] [ kay whimpers ] kay : leave me alone ! oh , why ? why did the dress have to disappear at midnight and not 2 : 00 in the morning ? [ kay whimpers ] kay : ok , ok . oh . [ kay screams ] [ scene_break ] tabitha : kay will be home soon , my sweet endora . it seems there are still big goings - on at the seascape . i 'm beginning to see what alistair 's plan is , but will he actually be able to stop luis from exposing the cranes ' secrets to the world ? [ scene_break ] t.c . : why did luis stop the c.d . ? you 're not leaving , are you , julian ? julian : let go of me . t.c . : i know you 're behind my car accident , and if the truth comes up on that screen tonight , i 'm going to cripple you . do you hear me ? julian : you do what you must . [ scene_break ] liz : that 's it , julian . go find eve . whitney : chad , come on . let 's follow julian . i bet you he 's going to meet my mother somewhere . chad : whitney , come on -- whitney : no , come on . [ scene_break ] luis : eve , is she -- eve : no , luis , she 's alive , but just barely . we have to get her to the hospital immediately , and we can not move her until the paramedics come . luis : yeah , this is an emergency . we need an ambulance to the seascape now . [ luis called 911 . ] whitney : oh , my god . eve : chad , would you get my medical bag ? it 's in the coat check . please hurry . julian : luis , what happened ? luis : my mother has a blood disorder . i did n't know till just now . she could die . alistair : your mother does n't have to die , luis . there is a way to save her . [ scene_break ] ethan : well , you have a safe trip , ok ? gwen : i 'll call you when i get to boston . ethan : yeah , i 'm -- i 'm sure i 'll still be up . gwen : or maybe not . ethan : guess i 'm a little more tired than i realized . gwen : well , you know what , sweetheart ? if you are asleep when i call back , i 'll just leave you a voicemail and tell you how much i miss you . ethan : i love you , gwen . gwen : i love you , too . good night , sweetheart . ethan : good night . theresa 's inner voice : i 'll wait until he turns out the lights and gets into bed , until he 's more groggy . then i 'll slip into bed with him . gwen 's perfume -- i forgot to put it on . theresa : man . oh , i know it 's risky to be out in the open , but i 've got to do it . oh . ethan : all right , i 'm coming . [ scene_break ] kay : go away ! tabitha : come on , dear . [ tabitha chuckles ] tabitha : anything interesting happen at the dance tonight , kay , dear ? kay : oh , shut up , tabitha ! this is all your fault , you and that demon baby of yours . tabitha : well , you were warned . you were told you had to be home by midnight , but did you listen ? no ! you have no one to blame but yourself , kay . [ phone rings ] tabitha : hello . yes , yes , she is . hold on , chief bennett . better make this a good one . sam : kay ? kay : hi , daddy . sam : oh , well , thank god you 're all right . kay , what on earth went on here tonight ? what happened to your dress ? kay : it was crazy . one of those waiters came by with one of those flaming desserts , and it caught my dress on fire , and i had to tear it off . sam : well , are you hurt ? kay : no , no , i 'm totally fine , and i 'm at tabitha 's now , and we were just talking about how weird it all was . anyway , tell everyone i 'm fine and have fun . bye . tabitha : flaming dessert , eh ? kay : i hope he bought it . what a night . tabitha : yeah , well , it 's not over yet . harmony is primed for an explosion of biblical proportions . [ scene_break ] beth : where has luis gone ? what is going on ? mrs. wallace : maybe he went to get little martin , do a d.n.a . test , then he will learn that little martin is really sheridan 's . wo n't you be up the creek without a paddle . beth : what ? you really think he 's going to do that ? mrs. wallace : well , i do n't know , but i certainly hope so . beth : maybe i should make a break for it , right ? mrs. wallace : no , no , no , you do n't , missy . beth : no , you 're right , you 're right . luis might suspect that i 'm afraid that something about me could come out on one of those c.d . 's . mrs. wallace : well , guess what -- something will , that is , if luis continues to expose alistair 's secrets , and then praise be to all the angels in heaven , my demon seed is going down ! [ mrs. wallace chuckles ] [ scene_break ] luis : how can you save my mother ? you 're not a doctor . sam : i heard the ambulance call on the radio . ivy : oh , no , it 's pilar . miguel : mama ? oh , my god . what happened ? eve : your mother 's ill , miguel . she has been ill for a while . she has a rare blood disease . miguel : blood disease ? why did n't she tell us ? eve : because she did n't want to be a burden to her children , because she thought you all had enough to deal with already . miguel : well , this blood disease , is it fatal ? i mean , can you help her ? eve : i wish i could say definitely , miguel , but i ca n't . i 'm not sure . luis : ok , you bastard , now you 're going to tell me how you can save her . you tell me , damn it ! alistair : eve , could you come here , please ? alistair : i assume you 've heard of the valtin project . eve : i have , but it 's full . there 's no way that i could get pilar into it , so i did n't waste any time . we needed to start immediately . i have to get back to pilar . luis : what is the valtin project ? alistair : it 's a medical think - tank that specializes in this type of illness . they have an experimental drug that can help your mother , luis , and i can get your mother into that project . luis : yeah , for a price , i 'm sure , huh ? alistair : is n't everything for a price , luis ? luis : right . you want me to give you the c.d . 's , and in turn you get my mother into the project . alistair : use your head , luis . if you reveal all my secrets , destroy my power , i wo n't be able to help your mother . it 's up to you , luis . what 's more important , your mother 's life or ruining mine ? [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] ethan : gosh . hello ? gwen : you were n't asleep yet , i hope . ethan : whoo , it 's been a long time . gwen : oh , honey , i 'm sorry i keep bothering you . ethan : you 're not bothering me . what 's wrong ? you sound odd . gwen : i just had a very horrible feeling . i just got chills up my spine . ethan : honey , you know what it is ? you miss me already , that 's what it is . gwen : well , i do , but it 's more than that , sweetheart . i feel like theresa is close to you . i feel like she is about to make another one of her crazy moves on you . ethan : and you do n't think that 's the least bit paranoid ? gwen : i know . honey , come to boston with me . ethan : honey , no , no , no . look , listen to me -- theresa is nowhere -- she 's nowhere around here , ok ? and i 've told you a gazillion times already , at the risk of repeating myself , i love you , i love you very much , and there 's nothing theresa could do to make me betray you again , ok ? i really love you . gwen : i know you do , i know you do , and i 'm so sorry to be so pathetic and needy , honey , but i still want you to come with me to boston . ethan : well , i 'm sorry , honey -- and little ethan , too . you know , i do n't want to leave him alone so soon after the adoption , and he needs assurance . he needs one of us to be here , you know ? gwen : you could bring him , too . ethan : honey , it 's late . he 's asleep . gwen : you 're right . i know . it 's not the best idea . ethan : but it 's a very sweet one , very sweet . gwen : just a little worried , that 's all , you know ? ethan : all right , tell you what , tell you what -- i will -- i 'll have the door locked . i 'll have it dead bolted . no matter who it is , they 're not coming in . i 'll even get a body guard just for the night , just in case . how about that ? gwen : do n't tease me . ethan : look , baby , nobody is here . theresa 's not here . you have nothing to worry about . you call me when you get to boston , ok ? gwen : i will . i love you very much , ethan . ethan : i love you , too , with all my heart . ethan : hmm . ooh , god . why am i this tired ? i know i did n't have that much to drink . maybe i did . ethan : look who 's back . gwen , what are you doing back ? [ scene_break ] t.c . : why would luis shut down everything , just when it was all coming out , every rotten thing that alistair and julian have done ? liz : well , i am sure that luis will get the computer started again very soon . t.c . : when , liz ? next year ? i know that julian is responsible for my car accident , and it 's time that everybody here knew it . and it 's time that bastard pays for it . liz : oh , t.c . , you have no idea what else julian has done , and when it all comes out , your life , mine , and eve 's will never be the same . finally , eve will be destroyed . [ scene_break ] beth : whatever alistair 's up to , i just pray that it 'll stop luis . mrs. wallace : and i pray that he does n't , and the angels listen to me , missy , not a wicked one girl like you . and you know what , bethie ? my little snookums ? pretty soon , you 're going to be walking off into a jail cell while sheridan and luis -- they walk off into the sunset together . hallelujah . [ scene_break ] antonio : all right , come on , let 's go . let 's get on that plane right now and go to st. lisa 's . let 's just start our life , our new life together , ok ? sheridan : antonio , no , not yet . i have to see how this plays out between luis and my father . i just have a feeling that this could change my whole entire life forever . [ scene_break ] miguel : mama ? alistair : make a decision , luis . it 's either your love for your mother or your hatred for me . which one wins out ? luis : you rotten son of a -- alistair : i guess it 's a tough decision for you , luis . i did n't expect that . luis : just shut up ! alistair : fine , fine , fine . i 'll just assume you 'll let your mother die . hank : luis , what are you doing ? luis : how about this ? huh ? how about this ? you get my mother that experimental drug or i just kill you right here , right now . [ next_on ] gwen : ethan is in for such a surprise . miguel : mama , you ca n't leave us . we love you so much . i love you so much . alistair : what 's it going to be , luis ? do i get my c.d . 's back , or does your mother die ?
luis begins to play the cd 's of alistair 's crimes to everyone at the founder 's day dance . pilar has collapsed outside , and alistair uses her illness to bargain with luis . alistair promises to get pilar into a special treatment program if luis stops will return the cd 's . kay 's dress disappears at the stroke of midnight . the fashion designer accuses her of trying to seduce him to get a job . kay explains to sam that her dress caught on fire from one of the flaming desserts and she had to rip it off .
luis : i mean it , sheridan . we are always going to be together . now , we have come too far and been through too much to let it end now . sheridan : thank you . thank you for loving me . you know , it has n't been easy on you lately , especially now with me claiming beth to be my half sister . luis : yeah . i definitely did n't see that one coming . sheridan : i 'm sure . i mean , it even sounds crazy to me now saying it . it 's just that it was the only way for me to explain why the d.n.a . test showed beth to be marty 's mother . luis : yeah , but that would mean that your father and mrs. wallace would have to -- hmm -- sheridan : yeah , i know . luis : yeah . sheridan : i know . i could -- i could actually picture you and precious together before i could my father and mrs. wallace , you know , one on one . luis : thanks . sheridan : come on . luis : no , seriously , picturing those two together -- that 's a real crime scene . sheridan : yeah , i know . luis : yeah . sheridan : something pretty bad would had to have happened . luis : yeah , sickening . sheridan : yeah . well , my father has had his choice of beautiful women . you know , why he and mrs. wallace would -- luis : no . sheridan : you know , it 's -- it 's impossible . luis : yeah . sheridan : right ? luis : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] beth : i still ca n't believe you 're my father . mrs. wallace : oh , bethie , believe it , because alistair and i were like two ships docked in the night . oh . and nine months later , you popped out of my cargo hold . beth : oh . mrs. wallace : i 'm sorry , honey , i did n't remember sooner , you know , but when you were as popular as i was -- beth : oh , shut up , mother , shut up . alistair : all right , will you both be quiet about our situation . sheridan can never find out that you are my daughter , because if she does , she will call for another d.n.a . test . and this time it will prove that she 's the biological mother of marty . and if that comes to light , she 's going to turn around and have you arrested for a host of crimes . and not even judge reilly will be able to keep you out of jail for the rest of your life . now , is that you want ? beth : no . of course not , daddy . my lips are sealed . mrs. wallace : oh , just in the nick of time . beth : ugh -- alistair : now what about you , edna ? are you going to keep your mouth shut ? mrs. wallace : al , i 'd rather have it pressed up against your soft , rich lips , big guy . alistair : oh -- [ scene_break ] julian : are you all right ? eve : julian , i love being here with you in your arms . i 'm just -- i just wish that our children could be as happy as we are . chad and fox and whitney are just in such turmoil over the baby . julian : i know , but , i mean , short of telling the truth , that whitney gave up her baby because the child 's father is her brother , what can we do now , except -- except remember we 're a couple and that we 're strong enough to be there for our children , whatever may happen . [ scene_break ] fox : damn it , chad ! you ca n't stop me from going up there and getting my son ! chad : oh , yeah ? watch me ! whitney : oh , god , why did i have to look at you ? oh , my god , why did i have to see how beautiful you are ? god , you 're so soft and sweet . shh , it 's ok . it 's ok . i ca n't do it . how can i be this close to you and not fall in love with you ? [ baby hiccups ] whitney : it 's ok . you 're a little baby . my baby . yes . [ baby burps ] whitney : oh . it 's ok . it 's all right . hmm . shh , it 's ok . whitney : oh , my baby , my sweet little baby boy . i knew this was going to happen . i knew if i saw you or held you i was n't going to be able to let you go . that 's why i did n't want to see you at the hospital or nurse you , because i knew if i did , you were going to work your magic on me . mm - hmm , yes , like you are right now . why did your father have to turn out to be my half brother ? i put you up for adoption for your own good , and the only way i could do that was to stay away from you and not see how cute you are and how sweet you are and how beautiful your little eyes are , how they twinkle , like you 're trying to make me smile . oh , my god , what have i done ? chad is your father and i have fox believing that he is and fox is furious at chad for adopting you . i got to fix this . but how ? i mean , how do i help fox without hurting chad ? it 's ok . [ scene_break ] fox : i 'm not going to let you keep my son ! chad : he 's not your son anymore , fox ! he 's mine and i 'm keeping him ! fox : to get close to your own sister ? is that it ? chad : well , whitney and i love each other ! she 'll come around about the baby ! fox : no , no , no , you 're not going to have him long enough for that to happen . i 'm getting him back . chad : oh , over my dead body . fox : suit yourself . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i definitely can not picture my father with mrs. wallace . but , you know , beth being my half sister was the only way to explain why the d.n.a . test was showing her to be marty 's biological mother . luis : yeah , but we both know that beth ca n't be your sister . you 're both the same age , and that would mean that your mother would have had to have you both at the same time . sheridan : which would make us twins . luis : and you 're not . and besides that , my mother was working at the mansion , and she would have known if you had a sister . sheridan : right , that does leave my father . luis : yeah , but that would mean that your father would have to have hooked up with mrs. wallace , and -- well , he may be evil , but i really do n't see him as bottom - of - the - barrel desperate , if you know what i mean . sheridan : no , you 're right . beth definitely -- she is not my sister . luis : no . sheridan : no . [ scene_break ] beth : mother , stop coming on to daddy . you 're making us both sick . mrs. wallace : al , are you sure you would n't like to fly air edna one more time ? i mean , my fuselage may be a little worse for wear , but my cabin 's still nice and cozy . beth : oh -- alistair : edna , are you going to keep quiet about beth being my daughter or not ? mrs. wallace : huh ? oh , yeah . ok , that . well , that 's why they call it hush money , huh ? alistair : be quiet . quiet ! that noise you consider a laugh could wake the dead and everyone in this house . mrs. wallace : hmm . alistair : and one thing i do n't want is anyone to know that either one of you are here . so i 'm going to sneak you out now . mrs. wallace : hold on a minute , al . this check you wrote me to keep quiet about bethie is fine , you know , but there 's still the matter of back child support . alistair : what ? mrs. wallace : you heard me ! beth is pushing 50 , you know . i have n't seen a dime . beth : i 'm nowhere near 50 . mrs. wallace : well , you look mature . look , i 'll be reasonable , ok ? i know you did n't mean to be a deadbeat dad . i mean , you only found out about our little bundle of joy this evening , so i will take the chocolate pot , the silver service , and your robe . alistair : absolutely not . mrs. wallace : well , why not ? there 's plenty more where they came from . alistair : the point is i do n't like to be exploited by a diaper - wearing crone . mrs. wallace : ew , i am so sick and tired of being the butt of diaper jokes . that did n't come out right . alistair : will you just shut up and come with me ? mrs. wallace : no ! no , not until you pay up . alistair : i said no . mrs. wallace : `` no `` ? well , gee , i just may have to call sheridan , tell her that she 's got a sister -- a mean one , but a sister nonetheless , hmm . beth : no , you would n't . mrs. wallace : would n't i ? beth : just ignore her , daddy . she wo n't do it . mrs. wallace : listen up , everybody ! i got a secret ! it 's a doozy ! [ scene_break ] julian : oh , eve , my love , you are so exquisite and beautiful . eve : yes , yes , go on . julian : seriously , i -- i do love you so much . eve : hmm . i love you , too . thank you so much for making this a special night for me . julian : oh , my sweetheart . [ mrs. wallace screams ] julian : what was that ? eve : that sounds like a woman . someone 's hurting her . julian : not someone . my father . beth : be quiet , mother . if you tell anyone that i 'm alistair 's daughter , i 'm going to lose marty and any chance of getting luis . mrs. wallace : so ? beth : so ? i 'll go to prison , and i 'll take you with me . mrs. wallace : huh ! no , i ca n't be incarcerated . i have special needs . beth : yeah , and so do all the other women you 'll be showering with . mrs. wallace : oh , yuck ! alistair : oh , edna . no , beth is right . if you do n't want to be loofed every day , you better keep quiet about beth being my daughter . mrs. wallace : oh , come on . you can do better than this , al . alistair : stop calling me al . mrs. wallace : stop stalling , sweetheart . one happens to be a very lonely number . alistair : oh , fine . you keep quiet and that 's the first of many . mrs. wallace : mum 's the word . beth : you think anyone heard her ? alistair : i do n't want to wait to find out . come on , i 'll take you downstairs . [ knock on door ] alistair : what the -- julian : father , i heard someone crying out . what 's going on in there ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : i 'm sorry , so sorry . luis : whoa , sheridan , stop apologizing . please . you have been put through an emotional wringer . losing antonio , losing our baby , having shock treatments , and your mother coming back into your life ? no , seriously , that 's a little bit too much for anyone to handle without coming unglued just a little . sheridan : thank you for being so understanding of how hard this is for me . i do n't think many men would stay with any woman that thinks as irrationally as i do . luis : yeah , well , you 're not just any woman . you know that ? you are the most beautiful , wonderful woman in the world . sheridan : hmm . you 're pretty cute yourself . luis : thanks . seriously , i meant what i said at our commitment ceremony in mexico . we are going to be together forever , and i am keeping my word . sheridan : look , i do n't want any rift to come between us , big or small . luis : all right , no rifts . we 're going to put all this horrible stuff behind us and move on with our fabulous future together . ok ? sheridan : ok . [ scene_break ] whitney : look at you . yeah . oh , my god , look at how beautiful you are . you know what ? i think you have my eyes . do you have mommy 's eyes ? and chad 's nose . no , wait a minute , wait a minute . maybe that 's my nose , too . it does n't matter . you 're still as cute as you can be . you got the best of both of us . oh , my god . it 's not going to be long at all before people realize that you do n't look a thing like fox . god , you poor thing . people are going to see you with chad and know right away he 's your father and not fox . and then what 's going to happen ? oh , my god . it 's going to be a mess . and if chad defends me , fox could get angry enough to kill him . fox : i 'm not going to let you raise my son ! chad : it 's a done deal , so back off ! fox : the hell i will . i 'm getting my son , and you ca n't stop me . chad ? serves you right for trying to steal my son . fox : you deserve to die , chad . stealing my baby , refusing to give him back , using my baby as a lure to get whitney back and move in with your sister , pretend like you 're a normal family , you sick freak . good riddance . oh , who am i kidding ? chad 's my brother . i ca n't let him die . just hope i 'm not too late . fox : damn it ! nothing 's easy ! help ! help ! man overboard ! help ! oh , thank god . officer : all right , hand him off to me . fox : good . chad 's alive . just hope i do n't regret saving him . officer : sir , what happened ? how 'd you end up in the water unconscious ? [ scene_break ] whitney : ok . are you feeling better ? you 're not crying anymore . [ baby coos ] whitney : yeah , you seem to be better . come on . oh , yeah . is that a smile ? [ baby burps ] whitney : oh . that 's a big burp for such a little guy . no , i ca n't be getting attached to you . i ca n't . you see , i ca n't , because your father is my half brother , so i ca n't get attached to you . i ca n't love you . [ scene_break ] sheridan : that was nice . luis : i 'll say . some of my best work . all right , no more upset over marty , right ? we 're both on the same page now , all right ? we realize that marty is my son with beth , not our baby that died . what 's the matter ? sheridan : i ca n't do this . there 's something that i have to be honest with you about . i love you too much not to be , no matter what . luis : oh . sounds serious . sheridan : i 'm sorry . i hate feeling the way that i do , and i hate the stress that i put you under , because you 're my touchstone . you 're my anchor , and whenever i feel like i 'm coming unglued , all i have to do is look at you and hold your hand and i 'm grounded again , and that 's why i can open up to you about this . luis : ok . sheridan : i 'm still convinced that marty 's my son . i 'm sorry . i promise , though , i wo n't act on it anymore by arguing with beth or , you know , by trying to prove it . i just wanted you to know how i feel , and now you do . luis : yeah , but you said you thought it was ridiculous that beth could be your sister . sheridan : well , that 's beside the point . look , i know that you do n't believe me , but it 's true . marty is my son . he 's not beth 's . [ scene_break ] julian : father , i heard someone cry out . i know you 're in there . beth : oh , you and your big mouth ! mrs. wallace : well , al never complained . julian : father , open this panel and let me in . alistair : damn it . you know , i 've had to listen to rebecca 's blasted donkey `` heehaw , heehaw . `` i never once mentioned it to julian . now , i do n't understand why my idiot son wants to stick his nose in my business . julian : i 'll override the control on this door if you do n't let me in . alistair : all right , you two have to hide . mrs. wallace : ooh -- beth : where ? alistair : in the closet . come on , come on , come on . get her -- get her walker . mrs. wallace : ok . where 's the closet ? alistair : come on , come on , come on , come on , come on . shh . be quiet . mrs. wallace : ow , ow . beth : ow ! watch what you 're doing . mrs. wallace : hey , you watch it . i 'm a frail old lady with one foot in the grave . beth : yeah ? you want a push ? mrs. wallace : bethie , what are we doing sniping at each other when we should be swiping the loose change from alistair 's pockets ? beth : oh , you are so right . alistair : julian , what 's wrong with you ? why in blazes are you waking me up at this hour ? julian : i heard a woman crying out . i wanted to make sure you were n't hurting one of your guests . beth and mrs. wallace : oh ! beth : yes ! alistair : i do n't know what you think you heard , but no one cried out in here . julian : really ? alistair : you know , julian , i never questioned what went on in your bedroom , even with the donkeys , so i would appreciate the same consideration from you now . so , julian , good night . may i ask what you 're waiting for ? i mean , because little eve is probably ready for the second round . the question is , are you ? julian : if my father hurt you , i can help you . do n't be afraid . alistair : julian , why do n't you save that white - knight routine for your black mistress ? good night . julian : good night , father . alistair : hmm . alistair : come on , come on . mrs. wallace : ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh . ok , ok , where were we ? alistair : you were just leaving . mrs. wallace : no , not without my chocolate pot , the silver service , and your robe . alistair : forget it , old woman . mrs. wallace : well , then cover your ears , big a . hey -- alistair : all right , i -- all right , all right , all right . i 'll get you a bag to put your parting gifts in . mrs. wallace : ahem . so sweet , is n't he ? mrs. wallace : ahem . oh , thank you so much . now the robe . alistair : i 'm wearing it . mrs. wallace : you 'll get another one . alistair : oh -- mrs .. wallace : thanks , bethie . alistair : ok . you follow me . and for god 's sake , you be quiet . [ scene_break ] eve : so is everything all right ? julian : uh -- eve : who was calling out ? julian : i 'm not sure . i suspect father was entertaining one of his -- his bimbos and got a little too rough . eve : how repugnant . julian : well , he never was the gentle sort . you remember he repeatedly raped my mother before she fled to mexico with martin fitzgerald . eve : julian , it 's just too awful to talk about . and here you are , so gentle , always so sensitive and kind to me . julian : i have n't always been . eve : no . do n't be too hard on yourself . i love you just the way you are . julian : i love you , too . [ eve coughs ] julian : what ? eve : jeez -- julian : are you all right ? eve : i 'm all right . i 'm just a little thirsty . julian : oh , well , i 'll get you something . eve : no . you 're always waiting on me hand and foot . julian : what -- eve : i need to stretch . let me go downstairs and get both of us some mineral water , ok , and you can stay here and keep the bed warm . julian : yes , ma'am . eve : mrs. wallace ? mrs. wallace : ugh , huh , oh , god , would you guys hold up ? i need to sit down here . alistair : whoa , whoa . will you please get up and start moving ? i want to get you and beth out of here before people see us together . they 're going to wonder what our connection is , and then somebody 's going to start snooping and eventually uncover the truth . beth : which would torpedo my plan to live happily ever after with luis and marty . alistair : yeah , and make me the laughingstock of all cheating husbands in the world . now , come on . come on . mrs. wallace : hmm , ok . alistair : all right . quietly , quietly . beth : shh ! eve : oh , i know that smell . that 's right , when i treated mrs. wallace for her heart attack and her stroke . but why would beth and mrs. wallace be at the mansion ? and why would alistair be with them ? [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , i do n't know what to say . you know , i thought that we were both on the same page , that you 'd accepted that marty is not our son . sheridan : no , i have n't , and i never will , but , luis , i did n't bring this up so that we could debate about it all over again . i just wanted you to know where i stand when it comes to marty . i 'm convinced that he is my son , period . luis : yeah , but how ? sheridan : i do n't know . but i 'm through trying to prove it , because you say that there is no proof . all i know is that i believe marty is my son as much as i believe in you and our love . luis : so then you 're ok with beth having marty ? sheridan : no . but short of , you know , kidnapping him like gwen did with jane , i ca n't take marty from beth . i wo n't . but i do understand the lengths that gwen went to be with jane . luis : sheridan , jane is n't gwen 's baby . she 's theresa 's . sheridan : right , i know . gwen was wrong . but i 'm not . marty is my son . [ scene_break ] whitney : ok , ok , where is chad ? how long does it take to get something from the store ? gosh , where is he ? shh , it 's ok . it 's ok . chad : oh , look . your mommy 's home . whitney : mm - hmm . chad : hey , how 'd it go ? whitney : oh , it was fine . simone and i had a great time shopping . chad : oh , yeah ? whitney : look at you . oh , you got your bottle . yeah . [ baby fusses ] chad : shh . whitney : and then it 's going to be nap time . yeah , sweetie . oh , honey . [ baby cries ] chad : oh . whitney : yes , it 's ok . oh , yeah , that 's better . chad : you know , he deserves a little break . we 've been working on your new material since you left . whitney : oh , really ? chad : yeah . whitney : daddy 's trying to turn you into a studio rat , and you ca n't even walk yet . you hear that ? chad : oh , he loves it . and i love the two of you . whitney : i love you , too , and our baby . ok , stop it . stop . we ca n't raise our baby together . i mean , we just ca n't . god , chad , where are you ? you ok ? something tells me you might be hungry . are you hungry ? ok , let 's get a bottle . hold on one second . it 's all right . ok , let me get you some formula , but -- god , i have no idea what i 'm doing . i do n't know how much to give you . ok , it 's going to be all right . it 's going to be all right . your daddy will be back soon . i 'm sorry . god , chad , where are you ? i ca n't help you . i 'm sorry . why is n't chad back yet ? shh , it 's ok . [ scene_break ] officer : so what happened ? were you guys in a fight or something ? chad : no . no , it was n't anything like that . no , i was just on my home from the drugstore . i must have slipped on a little board or something and lost my balance and fell in the water . you know , it 's a good thing fox came along when he did , because i 'm a pretty poor swimmer . officer : and you 're sure that 's what happened ? chad : yeah . yeah , i 'm sure . officer : all right . i 'll get some of the town crew to come check the area for any loose boards . chad : thanks . fox : hey -- you did n't have to do that , you know . chad : no , i did n't . you almost killed me . you deserve to go to jail for that . but you know what ? i do n't want to be responsible for putting my son 's biological father in prison . but you know what ? i do n't even know why i give a damn . you know , my life would be a lot easier if you were n't around all the time to hassle me . but you are my brother , so -- fox : that i am . chad : ok . so what do you say you leave me and my son along from now on ? chad : so , bro , what 's it going to be ? are you going to back off , leave me and my son alone ? fox : ca n't do that , chad . you know i ca n't do that . that 's my son we 're talking about . chad : he 's my son now , and i 'm not giving him up . fox : chad , listen to me . what you 're doing 's not going to work , all right ? using my son to get whitney back ? she does n't want that . chad : yeah , maybe not now , but in the future -- fox : no maybes , chad . she 's your sister . i 'm not going to stand here and let you raise my son with her . chad : well , i 'm not giving up . fox : well , i 'm not giving up , either . fox : look , whatever it is that 's bothering whitney , we should , you know , try to work together , figure it out . chad : ok . yeah , she has been acting strange lately . fox : yeah . no kidding . she gave away my child . she said it was because she did n't want to raise him alone ? i asked her to marry me . it does n't make any sense . chad : and the whitney i know would never give up her own flesh and blood , no matter how scared she was . it 's not who she is , you know ? fox : right . deciding not to marry me , that 's one thing , but give away your own child -- chad : so what do you think the deal is ? fox : i do n't -- chad : i mean , postpartum depression , maybe ? fox : i do n't know . but i want to find out , you know , and i 'm just kind of figuring we 're brothers , you know , so we should be able to work this thing out , right ? chad : you 're right about that . none of this is going to get solved until we figure out why whitney 's acting this way . fox : so we got a deal ? chad : yeah , deal . fox : all right , great . [ scene_break ] luis : i do n't know what to say . i just ca n't believe that you still think that marty is your baby . sheridan : luis , i never thought otherwise . but i promise not to lose it . i 'm not going to go chasing after marty . i 'm going to be respectful of beth , i 'm going to give her space , but only because you want me to . luis : well , good , because i do . sheridan : well , that settles it , then , because i love you and i believe in you . so let 's -- let 's get married , be a family , and just let the rest take care of itself . luis : all right . sheridan : hmm . luis : see , i 'm glad that you 're doing what i asked . sheridan : i love you . more than anything in this world , i love you . luis : and i love you , too . and i ca n't wait to marry you . why should we wait to start a family ? i mean , let 's do it tonight . let 's go make a baby . sheridan : hey . what are we waiting for ? luis : nothing . sheridan : come on . [ scene_break ] woman : thank goodness you 're here . man : at first we could hear the baby crying . woman : then it got quiet . then the baby started screaming . man : we could see the mother running around like she did n't know what to do . paramedic : all right , thanks for cluing us in . second paramedic : we 'll take it from here . fox : we got to go talk to whitney . chad : sounds like a plan . fox : somebody must have gotten hurt . excuse me , excuse me . can you tell me what happened here ? chad : yeah , i live in this building . paramedic : there was some sort of accident involving a child . second paramedic : it could be serious . chad : oh , my god , the baby . fox : my son . paramedic : sorry , you 'll have to wait . [ scene_break ] eve : why would beth and mrs. wallace be with alistair ? alistair : all right , thank god for thick walls and doors . you can hear edna coming a mile away . will you -- shh -- please hurry ? mrs. wallace : i 'm shuffling as fast i can ! beth : would you stop making so much noise ? mrs. wallace : well , he threw all the silver in one bundle instead of wrapping it separately . alistair : oh , for the love of -- just give me the bag . mrs. wallace : will you be careful with that loot ? beth : stop picking on daddy . alistair : will you stop calling me that ? now , look , i 've got to get you and beth out of here before someone sees us together . now , just be quiet . let 's go . just be quiet . quiet . mrs. wallace : `` stop picking on daddy . `` nah - nah - nah - nah . [ floorboard squeaks ] alistair : what was that ? . eve : i know alistair heard that floorboard squeak . oh , i just hope he dismisses it before he finds me . beth : what was it ? alistair : just house noises . you know , part of this mansion goes all the way back to colonial times . the floorboards -- they pop , they creak , and the crown melding -- what am i doing ? just remain quiet , very quiet . we 're almost home free . mrs. wallace : ok . alistair : let 's go . all right . that 's it , that 's it . mrs. wallace : i got it , al , i got it . alistair : ok . alistair : ok . all right . all right , all right , calm down . now , you hurry -- mrs .. wallace : yeah . alistair : and go . mrs. wallace : yeah -- alistair : we did not -- we did n't get seen together . that 's good . ok . beth : ok . good night , daddy . alistair : oh -- will you stop -- would you please stop calling me that ? ok . beth : mother -- alistair : shh ! mrs. wallace : ok . bye -- eve : no , i 'm not dreaming . beth and her mother really were here with alistair . but why ? [ scene_break ] luis : i ca n't wait to make our own baby . sheridan : yeah . oh , yeah , i want that , too , luis . i want you even more . luis : what 's wrong ? marty . sheridan : i 'm -- i 'm trying , luis . i 'm trying so hard to get over it and move on , but i -- i just ca n't . luis ' voice : god , help us . will sheridan 's belief that marty 's her son never end ? [ scene_break ] chad : this is all my fault . i should n't have left whitney alone with the baby . fox : whitney 's with the baby ? chad : yeah . look , man , we ca n't just stand here . let 's go . fox : no , let 's go , let 's go . woman : poor little baby . man : i hope it 's not too late . chad : oh , my god , whitney . fox : what happened ? [ next_on ] theresa : you had me served with court papers ! beth : i 'm alistair 's daughter . i have sheridan 's son . i 'm going to have luis , too . eve : i just saw alistair take beth and her mother out of his bedroom and out of the house . sheridan : you 're kidding me .
whitney is stuck with her baby , who just keeps fussing and getting louder at it . she keeps hoping chad will get back quickly , but he 's tied up in battle on the pier , with fox . the hungry baby keeps crying , but whitney has no idea how to make formula , and when we next hear about them , an ambulance has been called because something happened to the baby . chad and fox arrive and run past the police line to get to the baby . at the crane mansion , julian and eve enjoy a romantic evening , but they still ca n't stop worrying about what will happen to their sons and daughter , and the new grandchild . eve goes to get some water and comes across alistair leading edna and beth out of the mansion .
[ knocking ] kay : oh , my -- i 'm sorry , honey , i ca n't make love to you and worry about the ceiling caving in on us at the same time . whoo ! fox : miguel and siren are feeling a little frisky . kay : `` frisky `` ? you 'd think guns n ' roses were up there trashing the attic . fox : i do n't know about siren , but i imagine it 's been a little while since miguel 's had a fiesta instead of a siesta . [ scene_break ] miguel : siren , stop . siren , stop . siren : let 's make a baby , miguel ! miguel : we ca n't . siren : what 's wrong ? you want to do it on the floor ? miguel : no , siren , i do n't want to do it at all . siren : you do n't want to make a baby with me ? miguel : siren , we just met , ok ? we barely know each other . siren : but having a baby sounds like fun . miguel : it can be . it can be a lot of fun . but having a baby is a huge responsibility and a lot of hard work , ok ? if you do n't believe me , you can ask kay . siren : i believe you , miguel . most mates just fertilize a female 's egg and go about their business like nothing 's happened . miguel : that 's not right . a father should be a part of his baby 's life , siren . siren : you 're so progressive , miguel . most times it 's up to the female to raise her young , protect it from predators . but if you want to help , i 'll take it . miguel : i did n't mean i wanted to have a baby with you , siren . kay and i already have maria . i 'm not ready to have another child . and besides , you should n't have a baby with any guy until you 're married . [ scene_break ] gianni : oh , fancy . do n't let that rotten american pig upset you . let me make you forget all about noah bennett . fancy : ew , get your tongue out of my ear , gianni , and keep your hands to yourself . i told you i 'm not in the mood for your tacky attempts at seduction . gianni : i have recommendations from thousands of women and several especially generous men who say that my seduction is anything but tacky . fancy : but you 're missing the point . i do n't want to be with you that way . gianni : but you 're hurting . let gianni make you feel better , ok ? a beauty like you is meant to drink champagne and dance the night away in a club ... or in a fountain . [ fancy screams ] fancy : i never want to go near a fountain again . gianni : fine , no more fountains . but let me put back a smile on your exquisite face , hmm ? let me show you the best rome has to offer , ok -- starting with me . noah : fancy 's with another man . it 's all my fault . [ scene_break ] chad : hey . luis : hey . the light 's coming from over there . chad : all right , let 's go . [ creaking ] chad : all right , what was that ? luis : no ! [ scene_break ] man : keep going . you must be getting close . whitney : but i ca n't . i 've hit the end . man : impossible . keep looking . there must be a passage or a secret entrance to the pope 's chamber . [ growling ] whitney : no . no ! man : whitney ! where are you going ? whitney : somebody help me ! help me ! help , please ! whitney : ow . ow . i have n't taken a tumble like that since my tennis days . i 'd give anything to be back on the court instead of stuck here . oh , that thing with the yellow eyes ... is it following me ? no , it must not be following me . but i wonder -- it does n't even matter . things are already bad enough . oh , no , my virtual reality headset , it must have fallen off . i 'd better find it . but , god ? god , where are you ? it 's whitney . whitney : ok , i was wearing the virtual reality headset , looking for the door in the wall of the virtual vatican tunnel when that thing with the yellow eyes started chasing me . now , i ran in real life and ended up here , so i must still be in the catacombs . but where is god ? why has he left me ? or is this another one of his tests ? or part of my penance for committing incest with chad ? man : whitney ! whitney , answer me ! damn it ! [ static ] man : whitney , speak to me . speak to me . tell me where you are . [ static ] man : damn you , whitney ! what the hell is the problem now ? [ scene_break ] noah : fancy thinks i 'm back with maya , so she 's turned to gianni for comfort . damn him for taking advantage of her . i 'll beat the hell out of him for being such a pig . noah 's voice : i ca n't do it . if i go anywhere near fancy , it could put her life in danger . fancy : ugh , did you not hear what i said , gianni ? i told you i 'm not in the mood to make out with you . gianni : you will be once i remind you how good i am . noah 's voice : what i would n't give for it to be over with so i could tell fancy this whole thing with maya has been an act to keep her safe . i love you , fancy . you and only you . by the time i level with you , it may be too late . fancy : fair warning -- stick your tongue in my mouth again and i 'll bite it off . gianni : do n't you want me to show you a good time ? fancy : no . gianni : then what do you want me to do ? fancy : i want to mope , feel sorry for myself ... and eat tons of gelato and tiramisu . and drink . chianti , spumante , whatever . gianni : you 're this upset about that stupid brute noah ? fancy : i happen to love that stupid brute . gianni : noah bennett is a fool , ok , betraying you , an international beauty with the soul of an angel , with that -- what 's her name ? fancy : maya . gianni : forgettable . just like she is . that noah would cheat on you proves that he was not even worthy of you in the first place . bennett is a crass american . he ca n't begin to appreciate what an exquisite woman you are , a woman to be treasured , pampered , protected . you must n't give noah another thought . [ scene_break ] kay : well , it 's been quiet up there for a while now . maybe miguel got turned off because siren was coming on so strong . fox : or maybe he 's just catching his breath in between innings . kay : do n't say that . fox : why ? you do n't get mad when i do it . speaking of which , i am fully recharged . kay : yeah , well , when we do it , we 're considerate of others . we do n't bang the bed up against the wall or scream like wild animals during mating season . we try and stay quiet . fox : so miguel and siren got a little carried away . you know , maybe they 're just really turned on by one another . you know , sex is like that sometimes . it 's like there 's this chemical attraction between two people that ignites when they do it . kay : that 's supposed to make me feel better ? fox : listen , i do n't understand why you 're so upset in the first place . that banging you just heard ? that 's nothing to what i heard when rebecca brought her donkey and the stablehand back with her to bunk at the mansion . kay : my god . fox : yeah , rebecca kept shouting , `` i wish i knew how to quit you . `` but which one she was talking to ? it 's anyone 's guess . kay : ew . oh , my god , ok , i 'm going to go check on miguel and make sure he 's all right . fox : whoa . who are you , the sex police ? kay : no . fox : kay -- kay : but i just want to see how he 's doing . fox : why do you care about siren and miguel so much , anyways ? you 're acting like you 're jealous . [ scene_break ] miguel : siren , i 'm sorry , ok ? i did n't mean to make you cry . it 's just that having a baby should be something you plan for , not something you go out and do on a whim . siren : my face is wet . miguel : that 's what happens when you cry . siren : mmm . salty . like the ocean . i 'm not used to crying . miguel : and i 'm not used to making women cry . well , except kay , but that was when we first had maria . i was n't ready to be a father back then , but now i would n't trade my daughter for anything . maria is the most important thing that ever happened to kay and me , but having her has n't always been easy . you know , we both have to work really hard to support her , and when she gets sick , sometimes we do n't know what to do for her . look , when you 're a parent , your child is the most important part of your life , and it would be unfair to you , maria , kay , and me for us to have a baby . ok , not only are we not married , siren , but we do n't even know each other . we just met . siren : so what ? some of my closest friends barely knew the fathers of their little ones . miguel : that 's a shame , siren . siren : to you , maybe , but to me that 's just how it is . the mood hits you , you get the urge to have offspring . does harmony have one particular spawning ground ? miguel : `` spawning ground `` ? uh , lovers ' lane on the road to castleton , i guess . but i ca n't see doing it in a car , siren . siren : how about underwater ? miguel : look , you know what , can we just change the subject , please ? you know , you 're just really weirding me out . siren : sorry . miguel : look , i have to be honest with you . you know , i 'm sitting here thinking you 're the most beautiful , sexy woman i 've ever seen . siren : thanks . i think you 're gorgeous , too , and so , so sexy . all i can think about is being with you . miguel : and all i can think about is being with you , siren . you know , that 's why i went out on the boat before -- to find where you were and figure out why you saved me and where you came from and try and get to know you . siren : like we have been . miguel : look , it 's great that it 's worked out to where you can stay here , siren . i just do n't get where you 're coming from sometimes . siren : portsmouth , new hampshire . i told you . miguel : see , that 's not what i meant , siren , but that 's what i mean . i mean , once you open your mouth and you start talking , it 's like you 're from another planet . siren : i 'm no space alien . i 'm from here on earth . and if you think i 'm different , it 's because my ancestors ruled the high seas while yours were still too afraid to get their feet wet . [ scene_break ] kay : i am not jealous of siren . fox : then why the sudden urge to go check on miguel ? kay : because siren 's strange . fox : are you kidding me ? she ca n't hold a stick to charity . i mean , that girl was tight with zombies and demons and had her very own portal to hell . kay : exactly . miguel has already had enough weirdness in his life . he does n't need any more . and siren is weird . fox : she 's intriguing . kay : no , fox , she 's weird . anyone who lets their ex - boyfriend go off with their purse and her clothes and all of her stuff and they do n't report it to the police ? that 's weird . she eats raw lobster in the shell , she does n't know how to make up a bed , and she 's attached to miguel like a leach . fox : do you want miguel to be happy ? kay : of course i do . fox : then let miguel be with siren if he wants to be . you know , weird or not , she is totally gorgeous and completely into miguel . you know , siren could be the best thing to ever happen to miguel . kay : or the worst . fox : you know what i think , kay ? kay : what ? fox : i think you 're jealous of siren , whether you realize it or not . [ scene_break ] miguel : look , i was n't attacking you , siren . what i meant was i 've never met a woman like you . maybe it 's because you 're from a wealthy family . siren : did i say that ? miguel : not in so many words , but stuff comes out . i mean , like you not knowing how to make a bed , you telling me your parents are on a cruise , and you saying that your family ruled the high seas when mine were afraid to get their feet wet . siren : i did n't mean to sound snobby . it 's just that -- miguel : regular people like me think rich people like you are different . siren : if you say so . but it 's true , my family 's lives were tied to the sea . miguel : were they shipbuilders ? siren : ok . i mean , are you ok with that ? miguel : yeah . i mean , sure . i mean , who knows , hey , some of the fishing boats i work on today were probably built by your family . siren : does it upset you that i 'm different ? miguel : no , siren , not at all . you know , maybe you just do n't take some things as seriously as i do , like having kids , but that does n't make you a bad person . siren : i want you to like me . miguel : i do . really , i do . siren : i like you , too . siren : let 's do something fun . miguel : siren , it 's so late . i have to go to bed and be at work fishing before sunup . siren : oh , but i have so much energy ! help me burn it off . miguel : oh , god . ok . let 's take a walk or something . you know , maybe that 'll make you sleepy . siren : a walk ? no , let 's go swimming . [ scene_break ] noah : it kills me to see fancy with gianni , the italian stallion . fancy : in america , when a woman says `` no `` to a man , she means `` no . `` gianni : ah . but we 're in italy , where `` no `` means `` maybe . `` and with me , eventually it means `` yes . `` fancy : oh , god , you have a big ego . gianni : oh , and so much more . noah : god , gianni must be good . fancy 's all over him now that she 's over me . [ scene_break ] whitney : god ? where are you ? please come back for me , please ? i want to help you save your church and do my penance for my sins . please come back . ok , maybe he wants me to find my way back to him , you know , symbolic for my penance , finding your way back to god . ok . um -- let 's see . whitney : oh , man , i 'd better be careful of all this stuff . oh . the virtual reality headset . maybe it can guide me back to where i was . oh , my god , it 's broken . oh , god , now what am i going to do ? ok , wait , maybe this microphone and earpiece -- maybe this still works . let me see . um , hello ? hello , god , can you hear me ? man : whitney . where are you ? whitney : oh , thank goodness you 're there . i thought you had forsaken me . man : you should not have run away . whitney : no , i 'm sorry , but that beast , that thing , whatever it was , it was chasing me and i thought it was going to hurt me again . man : yet you are safe ? whitney : yeah , yeah , i am for now , but the virtual reality headset is broken . i mean , the only part that works is the audio part . man : do n't despair . just do as i say . whitney : yes , lord . man : now , you must go back the way you came . find the wall that you found when you were in the virtual world and then look for the hidden door . whitney : please do n't make me go back there . please , i know that thing is going to come back , and it 's going to kill me this time . man : whitney , having faith in me and my plan will keep the monster at bay . now , you must go back to the wall and find a way in . i command you . whitney : thy will be done . whitney : oh ! [ scene_break ] kay : fox , i told you , i am not jealous of siren . fox : so you 're not worried that she could distract miguel away from maria ? kay : well , i had n't considered that until you mentioned it , but the point is is she 's out there -- way out there . fox : so she 's different . she saved miguel from drowning . kay : but afterwards , she laid low because she did n't want anyone to know she was swimming naked ? ok , what is up with that ? fox : so she 's modest . kay : `` modest `` ? do you see the way she throws herself at miguel , parading around in whatever that little thing is she calls a bikini ? fox : so she 's not lacking in self - esteem . kay : no , she 's lacking in common sense . who lets their ex - boyfriend take off with all their stuff , and then she keeps swimming off some deserted beach ? fox : kay , stop this stuff . when you 're rich like siren , you know that you 're going to get some more . kay : ok , well , if she 's so rich , then why did n't she check herself into the harbor hotel ? her bank in portsmouth could 've wired the money to pay for it . fox : because miguel invited her to stay here , and tabitha was ok with it . kay : do n't even get me started on tabitha . at this rate , we 'll be `` full house , `` minus john stamos and the olsen twins . fox : you know , i ca n't believe how this whole siren - miguel thing has set you off . you know , if you 're not jealous of siren , should i be -- should i be jealous of miguel ? [ scene_break ] miguel : you want to go swimming now , at this hour ? siren : we 'll have the entire ocean to ourselves . miguel : you know what , i am way over the ocean right now . almost drowning in it was a real turnoff . siren : but i saved you from drowning ... and i turn you on . miguel : true , on both counts , but -- siren : please , let 's go swimming . i know it will relax me and we 'll be able to sleep . miguel : i 'm not up for swimming in the ocean , but we can go for a dip at the cranes ' . siren : hmm . i 've never swam in tidal marshes before , but i 'm up for anything once . anything . miguel : what ? siren : the cranes . they live in tidal marshes . i do n't know any personally , but i hear they 're excellent fishers . miguel : siren , i was n't talking about the bird cranes , i was talking about the cranes , the richest family in harmony , fox 's family . they live in a huge mansion on top of raven hill . anyway , my sister theresa is married to alistair crane , fox 's grandfather , and she said i 'm welcome to come by whenever i wanted to and take a dip in their pool . siren : oh , why did n't you say so ? let 's go . siren : go get your trunks . i 'll get my suit on . miguel : siren is all that and then some . but different . so different . [ scene_break ] noah 's voice : fancy has every right to be with any guy she wants after what i put her through . god , letting her catch me in bed with maya , saying i used her all along , then convincing her to be with me tonight , only to leave her to go back to maya ? fancy hates me more than ever . which is good for keeping her safe , but -- but it kills me to think that fancy thinks i 'm scum . fancy : stop trying to seduce me , gianni . it 's not working . gianni : it will . just give it time . fancy : no , no , i meant it when i said i 'm not in the mood . gianni : fine . have it your way . if you want to be alone , i 'll leave you alone . fancy 's voice : noah 's got some nerve . he leaves me for maya , then follows gianni and me like he 's jealous ? well , i 'll give noah something to be jealous about . fancy : gianni , wait . um , you were right , i do need another man to make me forget about noah , and that man is you . [ scene_break ] whitney : ah ! man : why are you screaming ? whitney : there 's a hand here in the rubble . oh , god . man : calm down . whitney : there 's another hand . there -- there are two people here . god , there are two people here buried under a ton of rubble . what am i supposed to do ? what do i do ? man : you must leave them to their fate . whitney : what ? man : your fate and the fate of your soul is tied to your finding the door to the pope 's chambers . now go . whitney : no , no , but they 're both alive . no , i ca n't just leave them here like this . man : yes , you must . they were sent by evil to distract you from your penance . whitney : no , but i -- look , i can just go to the surface , i 'll go get some help . i 'll get some help for them . man : no . that would bring unwanted attention to your task . you must remain resolute . stay focused and ignore the temptation that has been put in your path . now , whitney , you must go and find the door in the wall . save the church and save your soul . whitney : but how do i save my soul if i sit here and leave two people to die ? man : whitney , you must do as i say . go find the hidden door in the wall . i have called upon you to save the pope and the church from evil , not the lives of those unlucky people . you must focus on the task at hand , whitney . focus on the lives that can be saved once you have found the chalice and brought it to me . whitney : i do n't see why i have to choose between saving these two people and going to find the door . man : do n't question me , whitney . do as i say . whitney : but it just does n't seem right . man : i work in mysterious ways . whitney : the fingers are moving . no , i have to save them now before it 's too late . man : no , you have to find the hidden door before it 's too late . whitney : a loving god would want me to save these people , or at least try . man : are you questioning me ? whitney : yes , yes , lord , i am . you know what , i do n't even think you 're god at all , because a loving god would want me to save these people and not just walk away like that . man : i am the voice of god . whitney : well , it 's not the same now , is it ? man : we are doing god 's work , holy work . the mission for which you have been chosen is far more important than those lives . you could save millions of souls . you must get out of there . go now ! whitney : no , i 'm not doing it . i am going to try to save these people 's lives . the god i know would want me to do that . man : get out ! i command you , get out of there ! whitney , stop ! whitney : do unto others as you would have them do unto you . man : whitney , time is running out . leave those people where they are . [ scene_break ] noah : i hate watching fancy kiss another man . gianni : hmm . what a tease you are . a minute as cold as ice , and the next as hot as fire ? fancy : yeah , stop talking and kiss me . noah : oh , i should be the one holding fancy in my arms . i 'm the one who should be touching her soft skin and looking into those deep , beautiful eyes . not gianni . not gianni . fancy 's voice : take a good look , noah , because what you see is what you wo n't get . [ scene_break ] kay : honey , do n't be silly . there is no reason for you to be jealous of miguel . it 's you i love . fox : even though you loved miguel all through high school and you have a daughter with him ? kay : well , maria is why miguel will always be a part of my life . but i 'm going to be your wife and we 're going to get married and we 're going to spend the rest of our lives together . fox : what if miguel ends up with siren ? kay : he wo n't . kay 's voice : not if i can help it . kay : i do n't think siren 's right for him . fox : it does n't matter what you think , kay . it 's up to miguel to decide who he wants to be with . kay : i know , but you men are so dumb sometimes . a pretty girl comes along and it 's like all the free ice cream you can eat , never mind if it 's good for you or not . i just -- i do n't want miguel to get hurt again like he did with charity . i want him to find someone that he knows inside out , someone that he shares the same interests with . i do n't know , you know , siren may act naive about some things , but what if it 's all an act ? what if she 's the biggest fake we 've ever seen ? [ scene_break ] siren : i thought we were going swimming at the mansion . miguel : we are . but i do n't want to have to wake up theresa 's chef if we get hungry , so -- siren : well , let me help . ooh , i love sardines ! singers : i like oysters lobsters , too i like the tasty butterfish , ooh when i come home late at night i get my favorite dish fish hold tight , hold tight hold tight , hold tight want some seafood siren : mmm . mmm , delicious . miguel : i 'm glad you like sardines . they 're not everyone 's favorite fish , but i 've always enjoyed them . siren : i 'm glad we have things in common . miguel : the more time we get to spend with each other , the more we share . siren : i love sharing . fox : we thought we heard voices down here . kay : yeah , we were thirsty . ew . are those sardines i smell ? siren : want one ? kay : no , thanks . fox : pass . siren : more for me . kay : i told you she 's whacked . she eats like a seal from the mystic aquarium . fox : so you guys are planning a late - night picnic ? miguel : oh , siren and i are going swimming , so i told her i could take her to your house . theresa said i was invited , so -- kay : have n't you had your fill of deep water for one night ? miguel : that 's why we 're going swimming at the mansion and not the beach . siren : i prefer saltwater , but fresh is ok every now and then . kay : ah . i 'll bet she eats seaweed when she ca n't eat a lobster . fox : shh ! kay : do n't tell me to shh . there is something not right about her . i do n't trust her with him and i do n't think he should get involved with her . miguel : think that 's everything . siren : you 're so good to me , miguel . let 's go get wet . fox : have fun , you guys . kay : wait , we 're going to come with you ! fox : we are ? kay : yeah , why not ? i 'll go get our suits , tell tabitha we 're leaving . fox : kay , i thought you wanted to get some sleep . kay : in this heat ? who was i kidding ? we 'll cool off , take a swim , hang out with miguel and siren . it 'll be great . [ scene_break ] noah : oh , damn gianni for taking advantage of fancy when she 's mad at me . fancy : mmm . kiss me again , you roman god . noah : get your hands off of her . fancy : noah . why are you here and not with maya ? noah : i just ca n't stand seeing this guy take advantage of you . fancy : oh , gianni 's doing no such thing . gianni : you heard the lady . fancy 's with me now . go back to your geisha . noah : look , i am not going to leave you with this jerk . fancy : gianni 's no jerk , you are . so go back to maya and leave me alone . i am with gianni now . [ scene_break ] whitney : whoever you are , just hold on . i 'll get to you as soon as i can . man : whitney , leave those people where they are . go find the hidden door . whitney : but i 'm so close to saving him . man : they are beyond salvation . now go . [ chad groans ] whitney : he 's alive , he 's alive . hold on . whitney : chad ? chad ? oh , my god . oh , my god . man : forget about chad . go and find the hidden door . time is running out . whitney : help , help ! somebody help us ! [ scene_break ] kay : ok , so i woke up tabitha and told her that we were going to go swimming at the mansion , so she said she would watch maria for us . fox : and tabitha was ok with you interrupting her sleep ? kay : uh , i agreed to change fluffy 's litter box for the next two weeks . fox : ouch . miguel : sorry . kay : no , it 's ok . it 'll be worth it , all four of us hanging out . you know what ? i want to get some salsa . fox : so , you and siren seem to be hitting it off . kay and i heard you guys up in the attic . it sounded like a gymnastics meet up there . miguel : sorry if we kept you awake , but nothing happened between us . fox : you 're kidding me . miguel : no . fox : dude , if you needed to borrow protection , you could 've just -- miguel : it was n't that . it 's siren . look , i like her . i like her a lot . but as soon as she opens her mouth and starts talking , everything she says is -- odd . fox : listen , when someone 's as hot as siren , who cares ? [ scene_break ] siren : kay ? can i ask you a question ? kay : yeah , i guess . siren : how did you talk miguel into making a baby with you ? [ scene_break ] whitney : help ! please , someone help ! noah : did you guys hear that ? gianni : ignore him , my little biscotti . noah 's trying to keep us from being alone together . come on . noah : no , i 'm serious , i heard something . fancy : what ? noah : it sounded like a woman calling for help , and it came from under this grate . whitney : chad , you ca n't die , ok ? you have to live . you 're not going to die . man : leave chad to his fate . he led you to commit incest long after he knew you were brother and sister . whitney : chad is our baby 's father . i am not going to let him die . noah : we have to try to help her . come on . gianni : no , no , no . it 's dangerous , man . people disappear down there , never to be heard from again . i 'll go get help , but i draw the line at going into the catacombs . noah : great , fine , go get help . i 'm going in . fancy : wait , noah , wait . you heard what gianni said . you could be hurt trying to save whoever 's down there . noah : look , fancy , someone is in trouble . i 'm not just going to stand around and do nothing , all right ? i 'm going after her . fancy : oh , damn you and your stupid white - knight complex . noah , wait for me . i ca n't let you do this alone . whitney : chad , hold on , please . please hold on , ok ? i 'll have you free in no time . oh , thank goodness you 're here . i need your help . these two men are trapped underneath all this rubble . i need your help , please . nun : help is coming , carissima , but first you must know you are in grave danger . evil is near . closer than you think . [ next_on ] chad : whitney ? it 's you . luis : you came for me . fox : what the hell
noah watched fancy making out with gianni and wanted to stop them , but figured it was her right after what he 'd done to her . she was n't even trying to make out with the creep until she saw noah watching them , and once she really started trying , noah could n't stop himself any longer . he confronted them , but got rebuffed for his efforts . whitney ran from the beast in the virtual reality goggles , and ended up tripping over the pile of rubble from the cave in that trapped chad and luis . she saw their hands sticking out and told `` god `` she was going to save them , then argued when he told her to leave them and find the tunnel she 'd been in before she ran . once she saw chad was one of the victims , she refused to leave him there , calling out for help . noah heard her from up above , and crawled through a grate in the street to get to her and help . `` god `` was not happy .
fox : think of everything i 've done over the last year to keep kay , and look at her . she ca n't keep her hands off the guy . julian : then you 're going to have to face the facts , are n't you ? you 're a crane . for hundreds of years , your ancestors have vanquished the competition any way they had to . now , you know what you have to do . fox : father , it 's -- julian : if you want to keep kay , there 's only one option . you 're going to have to kill miguel . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i could kill fancy ! how dare she ? spike : well , do n't shoot the messenger . sheridan : but she is working in the prison . she 's with luis as we speak . spike : well , that 's what my contact says , yeah . ok , hey , i could be wrong . i did n't say she was actually with luis , because he 's in solitary right now . sheridan : are you sure she is working in the prison as a guard ? spike : yeah . [ scene_break ] fancy : no , luis , stop it . what do you think you 're doing ? luis : i ca n't have lost my touch that quickly . fancy : no jokes . look , luis , this is n't right . luis : what , i ca n't kiss you ? fancy : after you 've -- you know -- with your cellmate ? luis : oh , not again -- fancy : no , do n't think i 'm unsympathetic . esme said -- i mean , men have needs . though i do n't understand why that 's an excuse . but women have needs , too , and i do n't think i 'd ever -- but i 've watched `` the l word . `` luis : you 're not making any sense . fancy : me ? luis : yeah -- yeah , you . fancy : i saw you . i saw you kissing your cellmate . ok , not that i 'm judging you -- am i ? luis : no . fancy : ok , i do n't know . but what i do know is , i ca n't share you with anyone , male or female . [ scene_break ] jared : oh , what 's the use ? i ca n't sleep . i wish tess would come back . rebecca : willy ? oh , willy , are you in here ? jared : rebecca , do n't come barging in places you 're not welcome . rebecca : well , this is important . i ca n't find willy . jared : who is willy ? the latest pool boy ? rebecca : no , he 's my boa constrictor . jared : why do you have a boa -- you know what , forget it . i 'm sorry i asked . rebecca : well , just get your mind out of the gutter , all right ? he happens to be a very beautiful animal . jared : like the rest of your menagerie ? maybe he 's out riding the donkey . rebecca : oh , that 's a thought . bye . jared : wait , wait . did you hear the news ? rebecca : what now ? jared : tess and i are going to have a baby . [ scene_break ] person : theresa ? i know you 're in there somewhere . theresa , where are you ? damn her . she 'd better not defy me again this time . theresa ? [ scene_break ] ethan : i love you so much . theresa : we should n't do this . ethan : oh , yeah . no , this is good , this is right . theresa : mm - hmm -- wait , no , no . we ca n't do this . we can not -- we ca n't ! ethan : oh , the hell we ca n't . come here . theresa : no , what about the blackmailers , and the danger to my brothers , the threats to us ? ethan : theresa , this is alistair 's most secret room . i promise you , nobody knows what 's going on here . theresa : no , no , but you found out . you found it . what if the blackmailer knows , ethan ? ethan : theresa , think of this room like las vegas , all right ? what happens in here is going to stay in here . come here , i want you . theresa : the blackmailer -- what about the blackmailer ? what if he finds out about this ? he always knows what we 're doing , right ? and every time he contacts me , he gets angrier , he gets crazier . no , no , no . what if the blackmailer knows that we 're doing this ? i mean , who knows what he 'll do next ? [ scene_break ] little ethan : wow , great costume . who are you ? person : hello , little ethan . [ scene_break ] spike : hey , why do n't you chill , sheridan ? come on , baby , relax a little . sheridan : do n't call me sheridan ! or babe . spike : sorry . sorry about that . look , why do n't you take a ' lude or something ? and who cares who gets luis ? sheridan : i care . spike : but he 's going to be rotting away on death row . he 's going to be dead soon . why are you and fancy fighting over some guy who is going to be a stiff soon ? hey , if you 're looking for some hot guy who plans on sticking around -- sheridan : oh , shut up ! i do n't need your advice . what i need is for you to expose fancy . i want her caught , and i want her thrown in jail herself . spike : ok -- sheridan : and by the time she figures her way out , luis will be mine . spike : you 're starting to scare me here . are you not hearing what i 'm saying to you ? listen to me . luis is going to die . sheridan : shut up ! ok , luis is not going to die . somehow , some way , i am going to rescue him . so get out your cell phone and figure out a way to expose fancy , or you are going to be the one who dies . [ scene_break ] luis : i -- i do n't understand a word that you 're saying . fancy : do n't lie to me , luis . i saw you kissing . luis : yeah , kissing my cellmate . do you really think that i would kiss another man ? fancy : think ? i know . look , i was shocked at first , but my friend esme talked to me . she said these things go on in prison all the time . all these men shoved into overcrowded conditions with no women . i should n't be surprised , i guess , but maybe i 'm naive . it did n't occur to me that you would do something like -- oh , listen to me go on . but luis , you and that guy -- i mean , you have n't even been in here for a day . luis : [ laughs ] fancy : what , what 's so funny ? stop laughing ! what 's so damn funny ? luis : you . you are . yeah , i was kissing my cellmate . fancy : i knew it . luis : but it was n't a man , it was a woman . fancy : what ? luis : it was a woman . i mean , do you really think that -- ugh , i mean , come on . think about it . me , kissing a man ? fancy : how could your cellmate be a woman ? luis : it was sheridan . fancy : sheridan ? luis : yes , it was sheridan . she got some crazy disguise , and she snuck into prison and finagled her way into my cell . fancy : so all this time i was so worried about you , you were kissing sheridan ? luis : yeah , i was just kissing sheridan . fancy : what the hell were you doing kissing aunt sheridan ? [ scene_break ] rebecca : just to take it back a minute here , um -- so , you and theresa are going to have a baby ? jared : yeah . rebecca : how ? jared : what do you mean , how ? if anyone should know , it 'd be you . the usual way . rebecca : oh , so theresa is pregnant ? jared : well , maybe not yet , but she will be soon . we 're trying to have a baby as soon as possible . rebecca : oh , well , is n't that interesting ? you know , frankly , i 'm a little surprised that theresa agreed to have a child with you . jared : why ? i mean , she married me , did n't she ? rebecca : well , honey , marriage does n't mean much . but having a child , it -- jared : she did n't agree to have a child with me . rebecca : i knew it . jared : no , no . she 's the one who suggested it . rebecca : really ? jared : why do n't you say what you really mean here ? rebecca : look , it 's none of my business , but -- well , it seems this might mean that theresa is finally over ethan . jared : yeah . ethan 's her past . i 'm her future . and the fact that she wants to have a child with me pretty much proves that . rebecca : i think you 're right . you know , i really do think you 're right . [ phone rings ] jared : excuse me a second . hello ? claudia , hey . nice to hear from you . oh , do n't worry , i 'm fine . well , more than fine . [ scene_break ] gwen : hello ? rebecca : gwen , hi , it 's me . gwen : oh , mother , i ca n't talk right now . rebecca : look , listen to me . wait , am i on speakerphone ? never mind , who cares ? look , you can come back home . theresa is finally moving on with this jared guy . she 's married him . they 're going to have a baby . that means you can have ethan back . gwen : mother , i ca n't come back to harmony right now , ok ? rebecca : well , why not ? look , just come back , and you can get him back . i know you can . look , you just have to put this silly divorce aside , and then you can have the life you want with the man you want . all you have to do is , wherever you are , take the car and go to the airport . gwen : i ca n't , mother . i 'm all tied up right now , ok ? [ scene_break ] theresa : no , no , no . it 's not safe . ethan : listen to me . it is safe . alistair had this room built for himself , theresa . we could do anything we wanted to in here . no one 's going to know . theresa : no , i do n't -- i do n't know . ethan : i know that you want this as much as i do . you told me tonight that you admit it . you do n't want jared , you want me . theresa : no , i should n't have said that . ethan : theresa , come on . just -- theresa : no , you know the situation , ethan . the blackmailer , he told me to stay away from you , and that 's exactly what i have to do . ethan : how can you keep denying this ? stop it . i love you . you love me . theresa : it does n't matter . ethan : it does matter . you ca n't turn your back on us . this is ridiculous . theresa : i ca n't help it , ethan . ethan : then do me a favor , and why do n't you think about when we first met . go ahead . when you were my mother 's assistant , and that spark between us grew into a flame overnight . you remember that ? you also remember how many things that we 've had to overcome to be together , how many obstacles we 've faced ? and yet , that flame , it 's still burning right now , today . i do n't want to risk letting that thing burn out . i think we 'd regret it for the rest of our lives . theresa : you know what , ethan , you 're confusing me . ethan : it 's not confusing . it 's simple . i 'm the man for you , you 're the woman for me . it 's as clear as that . because i do n't know if you understand what it feels like inside when i imagine you in jared 's arms . but i know you must , because that 's the way you felt when i went to gwen , right ? and i think it 's time to take a chance . think about a year from now . how about 10 or 20 or 30 years from now ? how are you going to feel , knowing that you had a chance to make you dreams come true , and you did n't take it because you were too scared . theresa : just do n't do this , please . ethan : theresa , what about when you were on your deathbed ? i 'm sorry , but think about that , and you 'll realize that you 've spent your whole life without the guy that you really wanted to be with . without the guy that you loved . for no reason . theresa : no , there are reasons , ok ? there 's the blackmailer , ethan . my brothers ? ethan : forget the blackmailer . i 'm going to help your brothers . we can do it together . we can do it . theresa : that 's not the only threat . ethan : well , i think it 's time that you told me what this other secret is that this blackmailer has on you . [ scene_break ] little ethan : wow , you look amazing . is that one of those weird costumes from aunt rebecca 's closet ? person : no . do you like it ? little ethan : it 's cool . it 's like halloween . who are you ? person : i 'm a friend of your mother 's . and a friend of your father 's . little ethan : julian ? he has friends ? person : no , not that father . little ethan : i have another father ? [ scene_break ] fox : father , it may be the right it 's in your blood . you screw your courage to the sticking point , my boy . fox : listen , he 's going to be in prison for the rest of his life . eventually , kay is going to figure that out and move on . then she 'll come back to me . julian : no . i used to think the same thing , but now i 'm not quite sure . killing him would be so much easier . and so much more final . [ scene_break ] kay : you know , it is ridiculous that they 've got you handcuffed to this bed . miguel : it 's ok . kay : no , it 's not ok . pilar : i hate seeing you like this , mijo . miguel : hey , both of you . i can put up with anything as long as i can keep seeing the people i love . kay : well , get used to seeing me . you know , i 've been just trying to find the right time to tell fox that i 'm still in love with miguel . i should n't have married him . pilar : no , you should n't have , kay . kay : you 're the man in my heart , and you always will be . julian : did you hear that ? fox : i 'm not deaf . julian : well ? fox : well , i think this has gone on for long enough . i think miguel must die . [ scene_break ] spike : no luck . nobody can find fancy at the prison . sheridan : well , that 's not acceptable . do n't you have another contact in there ? spike : yeah , i do , but the guy is gone . he had to go to new york to take some prisoner , and he 's not going to be back until tomorrow . sheridan : well , then talk to someone else . it 's a prison . it 's full of criminals . you must know dozens of people in there . spike : ok , i know somebody that works in the kitchen , but i 'm going to have trouble getting through tonight . sheridan : this is unbelievable . how am i going to expose fancy ? spike : i do n't know , i 'm trying to -- oh , i 've got to take this one . oh , hello . hey , how are -- no , i -- yeah . no , i 'm going to come right over right now . no , no -- yeah , thanks . bye . got ta go . another satisfied customer . sheridan : no , no , no . do n't you dare leave me in the lurch right now , or you will be sorry . spike : let me tell you something , lady . i 'm a lot more afraid of the person on the other end of this phone than i am you , so toodles . sheridan : no , spike , get back here right now ! spike : got ta go . sheridan : spike ! spike ! damn it ! sheridan : this is sheridan boothe . sheridan crane - boothe . i 'm on my way to see the warden right now . i do n't care about his appointment schedule . i am coming to see the warden right now , or i will have his job . [ scene_break ] luis : what , i have n't been beat up enough lately ? what was that for ? fancy : oh , come on , luis . let 's hear it . why were you kissing sheridan ? luis : i was n't kissing her . fancy : i saw you . you just admitted it . luis : no , no , she was kissing me . there 's a difference . fancy : ok , you outweigh her more than 50 pounds . why did n't you stop her ? luis : i 'm sorry , ok ? look , i felt sorry for her . you should have seen her . no , really , you should have seen her . it was n't pretty . basically , she broke into the prison , she threw herself on me , and -- she sounded lost , and she 's alone . chris and james have left her . she has no one . fancy : she does n't deserve anyone . luis : oh , come on . fancy , she 's gone now . i told her that i do n't want to be with her , and that i love you . fancy : really ? luis : yeah , really . now come on . this jealousy of yours , it 's pointless . i do n't want to be with her , i want to be with you . fancy : so you say . you could have sent her away without kissing her . luis : please forgive me . [ scene_break ] spike : man , why do we have to meet here ? prison right down the road . i hate being anywhere near that place . julian : well , i 'd get used to it if i were you . you 'll no doubt be in residence there someday . spike : that 's not cool . you should bite your tongue there , julian . so , what 's the rush ? what do you and foxy need to see me about ? julian : i 'm really not on a first name basis with the help . to you , it 's `` mr. crane `` and `` mr. crane . `` spike : fine , mr. cranes . what 's up ? julian : obviously , we have a job for you . spike : really ? want me to run you down again ? i saw a hummer out in the prison parking lot that will do the job right this time . fox : shut up , spike . the job is simple enough . we want you to kill miguel lopez - fitzgerald . spike : ooh , kill him ? murder ? come on , me ? julian : i 'm sure it would n't be the first time . spike : i 'm not stupid , ok ? i do n't talk about business like that in front of witnesses . come on , now . julian : if you do this , you will be extremely well paid . all you have to do is sneak into the prison and kill miguel . it should be a rather simple endeavor . he is in the prison infirmary as we speak . spike : i should give you cranes a group rate . julian : what was that ? spike : nothing . fox : heard enough of your nonsense , spike . can you get the job done or not ? can you kill miguel ? spike : well -- consider it done . [ scene_break ] luis : i wish you had n't taken so many chances to see me , though . fancy : i did n't have much choice . you took me off your visitors list . luis : right . sorry . i should n't have done it . fancy : you mean that ? luis : of course i do . even though , obviously , you are a little crazy . i 'm glad you 're here . luis : see , that feels better . fancy : are you sure you would n't rather have some sweaty murderer from the cellblock ? luis : that 's so not funny . you know , our time together , it 's limited , right ? and you ca n't stay for long . so -- fancy : i had no idea how much i missed you . [ noise outside ] luis : it 's nothing . it 's ok . but you know you ca n't get caught in here , right ? impersonating a guard is big time stuff . and trust me , you do not want to go to jail . fancy : ok , stop worrying . no one knows i 'm in here . luis : you sure ? fancy : well , esme knows . but she wo n't say a word . it 's daylight , she 's not even conscious . come here . let 's take advantage of the time we have together . [ scene_break ] ethan : just tell me . tell me this other secret that the blackmailer has on you . i want to know . theresa : you know what ? the blackmailer , everything that he 's done to my brothers , is n't it enough ? i do n't understand how you can be so optimistic about saving them . everything that we 've done , no matter how hard we try -- miguel , he 's going to spend the rest of his life in prison . and luis , he 's going to be executed . ethan : we are going to find a way to help your brothers , i promise . theresa : ok , how ? ethan : i do n't know yet -- theresa : then why are we here ? we should be out there right now . we should be doing something . ethan : we will . i just want one moment . i want one moment with you , alone . is that so much to ask ? and together , then , we will find a solution to all our problems . i promise you . theresa : you sound confident . ethan : well , that 's a lesson that 's taken a lot of years to learn . but i have faith in us . i want you to trust in us . and then , we will find a way to get your brothers out of this mess . and you and i , we 're going to be together the rest of our lives . theresa : i want to believe that . ethan : believe it . it 's a matter of faith . [ scene_break ] rebecca : gwennie , you have to listen to me . you have to come back to harmony . you -- hello ? she hung up on me . jared : everything all right ? rebecca : oh , uh , yeah . it 's just peachy . little ethan : jared , you wo n't believe who i just saw . jared : who ? little ethan : a clown , right down the hall . rebecca : oh , honey , lots of clowns have walked up and down these halls . little ethan : no , i mean it . a real clown . he told me about my father . rebecca : oh , a clown who knows julian . why am i not surprised ? little ethan : no , not julian . jared : what do you mean , `` not julian `` ? if he was n't talking about julian , who was he talking about ? rebecca : uh , yeah , sweetie . do tell . [ scene_break ] pilar : bye , mijo . i love you . i only wish they 'd let me in to see your brother . kay : hey . get some rest , ok ? [ scene_break ] fox : are you sure we can trust that loser spike to get the job done ? julian : what , kill miguel ? certainly . look at him . he 's helpless . miguel will be a lump of slowly cooling meat very soon . and kay will be yours for the taking . [ scene_break ] rebecca : ok , um , listen , honey . come here . sit down . why do n't you tell auntie rebecca all about this clown ? where did he come from ? little ethan : i do n't know . i turned around in the hall , and there it was . jared : it ? little ethan : yeah . the clown looked really funny . jared : what 's that mean ? little ethan : a weird mask , lots of hair . and a weird costume like you would wear . rebecca : how sweet . little ethan : weird , but the costume was really cool . it was a half - man , half- woman . rebecca : ooh , how kinky . jared : hold on a second . what did this clown say about your father ? rebecca : or more important , what did he say ? if julian is n't your father , then who is ? little ethan : you are . he told me we would have lots of fun together , and we would go on adventures . jared : well , that sounds great . but where did this clown go ? little ethan : i do n't know . rebecca : i think i get it . i think he has an imaginary friend . jared : what ? rebecca : you know , he 's theresa 's kid , so he 's probably half mad to begin with . and he does n't have anyone to play with around here except jane . jared : you think you could leave the cracks about my wife to yourself ? rebecca : fine . look , all i 'm saying is it 's no surprise to me that he made up an imaginary friend . he 's just trying to tell you he 's excited . excited that you are going to be his new father . jared : yeah , i get it . rebecca : yeah , poor little tyke . i mean , making up clowns roaming the halls ? oh , he must be so lonely . there 's nobody to play with here . and he 's got nothing to play with but all those billions and billions and -- well , in a few years , i could be his friend . jared : why do n't you go find your big snake ? hey , bud , there 's a great book in there you might like . `` call of the wild . `` rebecca : that is my absolute favorite book . jared : why do n't you see if you can find it ? we can read it together . little ethan : here it is . jared : good - bye , rebecca . rebecca : i have got to get a hold of gwen . tell her to come back to harmony , because ethan is available . there is no way he is going to go back to theresa now . [ scene_break ] theresa : no , this is wrong . ethan : no , it 's not . it 's right , and you know it . just let it happen , ok ? give into it . [ scene_break ] person : where are you , theresa ? i will find you . if you 're with ethan , you and your loved ones will pay . [ scene_break ] luis : fancy , i do n't think that we should do this here . fancy : shh , exactly that . do n't think , just do . luis : no , fancy , please . fancy : what 's wrong ? you do n't want to ? luis : no , of course i do . i just -- you know , i just -- i envisioned us doing it for the first time someplace a little different . fancy : i do n't care . all i care about is you . maybe this place is n't ideal , but you -- luis : but what ? fancy : nothing . luis : no , i get it . you think that this could be our only chance to make love before i 'm executed . fancy : no , do n't even think that . luis : i 'm sorry if i do think that because i 've been sentenced to death . and pardon me if it 's always in the back of my mind . luis : i 'm sorry . i 'm really trying not to feel sorry for myself . i am . fancy : hey . luis : yeah ? fancy : when people love each other , they face their problems together . i 'm not going to let you give up , luis . we will fight this somehow . ok ? luis : yeah . fancy : but right now -- luis : we 're going to live like there 's no tomorrow . yeah . [ scene_break ] warden : sorry to keep you waiting , ms. boothe . sheridan : did you find my niece ? warden : not yet . oddly enough , we 've hired five new female guards in the past few days . had a bit of a turnover . sheridan : well , show me their pictures . i can tell you which one she is . warden : well , unfortunately , our computer system is down while it undergoes maintenance , so i ca n't show you any of our guards ' photo id 's right now . sheridan : this is ridiculous . i have to find my niece . warden : and just where do you suggest we look ? sheridan : wherever luis lopez - fitzgerald is . warden : right . warden : yes , it 's the warden . i want the entire prison searched for a woman posing as a guard . her real name is fancy crane . sheridan : you 're going down , fancy . [ scene_break ] jared : so , how do you like it so far ? little ethan : it 's great . i wish i had a dog like that . jared : well , maybe you will . sooner than you think . little ethan : really ? jared : well , i 'll talk to your mom . little ethan : thanks . where is she ? jared : you got me . i 've been wondering the same thing . what do you say we go find her ? little ethan : ok . little ethan : still hurt ? jared : yeah , i guess i 've been overdoing it a little bit . but we do have this chair here . come on , hop aboard . we 'll go track the varmint down . little ethan : you got it . how fast can it go ? jared : well , there 's only one way to find out . [ scene_break ] gwen : mother , what is it now ? rebecca : honey , do not use that tone with me . look , i am trying to tell you . ethan is in the clear . he 's available . you do n't have to worry about theresa anymore . gwen : how interesting . rebecca : do n't you care ? gwen : mother , i kind of have something going on right now . rebecca : honey , what could be more important than snagging the man that you love ? gwen : i am divorcing him , remember ? rebecca : fine . just cozy up to your pride at night , all right ? but in the meantime , ethan may find somebody else . or worse yet , theresa may try to get him back . gwen : [ grunting ] god ! [ scene_break ] person : what am i doing ? i know how to find theresa . and if she 's doing what she 's not supposed to be doing , she 'll regret it for the rest of time . [ scene_break ] kay : damn those handcuffs . i want to feel your arms around me . miguel : it 's ok . kay : i love you . miguel : i love you , too . but we have to say goodbye . kay : i do n't want to go . i 'm scared for you . miguel : i 'm going to be fine . pilar : kay , miguel is right . he 's here in the prison infirmary , not in those awful cells . at least i know one of my sons is safe right now . julian : not if spike follows his instructions . [ scene_break ] spike : come on , call me back . [ phone rings ] spike : yo . ah , perfect . what have you got ? nice , nice . listen , i 'm right down the road where you told me to meet you . ok . listen , just move it asap . you need to smuggle me into that prison . got it . that prison infirmary has such a nasty reputation . all the sick men that go in there just seem to get sicker and never come out . adios , miguelito . [ scene_break ] warden : mm - hmm , yes . i see . well -- sheridan : why are you wasting all this time ? find my niece . warden : look , ms. boothe . no one matching your niece 's description is working as a guard in this prison . now if she were , she would have been noticed immediately . sheridan : well , obviously , she has n't been . so get out there and find her now . [ scene_break ] luis : i ca n't wait any longer . fancy : yes , luis . yes . [ footsteps ] fancy : someone 's coming . first guard : i do n't think fancy crane is in this prison posing as a guard . i 'd know her the minute i saw her . she 's always in the magazines . second guard : well , if she is here , she 's supposed to be near lopez- fitzgerald . first guard : which one ? second guard : the soon to be dead one . come on , let 's go check his cell . [ scene_break ] rebecca : honey , i do n't understand you . jared and theresa are going to have a baby . ethan is yours for the taking . why do n't you come home ? gwen : mother , i 'm sorry , but -- stop it . stop it , stop it ! [ screaming ] rebecca : gwen ? gwen ? [ scene_break ] [ engine noise ] little ethan : you 're a horrible driver . you knocked the leg off that statue in the landing . jared : well , michelangelo is overrated . you know , i 'd really like to know where your mother is right now . [ phone buzzes ] jared : hold on a second . hello ? yeah , sure , i 'll send him right down . all right . you 've got a friend of yours downstairs waiting for you . jared : you practicing for little league ? little ethan : yeah . jared : well , when i feel better , i 'll come and join you . little ethan : ok . little ethan : hey , i was n't too sure about you when mom said you two were getting married . but now i 'm glad . jared : well , thanks . i 'm happy i 'm a big part of your life . jared : man , i 'm tired . i wish i knew where tess was . [ scene_break ] ethan : so , you happy now ? theresa : yes . it 's everything , you know ? i just love it all . lying here with you . i 've never felt more safe . ethan : you know , you play your cards right , i 'm never going to let you go . [ pda beeps ] theresa : now that is weird . i turned that off . ethan : oh , no . come on . theresa : him . it 's the blackmailer . person 's voice : you 've disappointed me once again , theresa . i will destroy you . you and everyone you love . [ next_on ] fancy : what the hell have you done to him ? warden : what do you care what happens to the lowlife ? chad : damn you , vincent , for coming to my house . ethan : hi , it 's me . are you ok ?
ethan and theresa are together again and sleep with each other . the blackmailer calls them . the blackmailer sees little ethan and tells him that he is a friend of his father . rebecca knocks on jared 's door to see if he saw someone . he says no than little ethan walks in telling them about the person that he saw . jared tells rebecca that he and theresa are going to try and have a baby . she immediately calls gwen who is tied up . sheridan tells spike that she needs to get to luis and have him stay away from fancy . spike says he has to go to meet someone . she than calls the warden of the prison . she goes to see him and tells him about fancy . fancy is with luis and they talk about what she saw . then after their talk they decide to sleep together . kay is with miguel and fox is outside with julian . they decide that its time to get rid of miguel . spike goes to his meeting which is with julian and fox . they hire him to kill miguel . he does n't know if he can . they persuade him to do the job .
ethan : i am so glad you came back . [ ethan believes that theresa is actually gwen , and begins making love to her . ] theresa : mm - hmm . ethan : you want me as much as i want you . theresa : mm - hmm . ethan : oh -- mmm . oh , i love you , gwen . i love you so much . theresa : mmm . theresa 's inner voice : that 's right , ethan . keep thinking i 'm gwen . just get me pregnant so no one will know i lost your baby with gwen . i need to have a child with your d.n.a . so i can trade that baby for my son . ethan : gwen -- [ scene_break ] driver : mrs. winthrop , i just got a call from the airlines , and your flight has been delayed due to the fog at the airport . gwen : oh . well , delayed for how long ? driver : oh , the airline was n't sure , but my guess is it probably will be canceled . gwen : oh . driver : does n't look like it 'll clear up anytime soon . do you still want to go to the airport ? gwen : you know what ? you know what ? no . no . take me back home , please . i mean , i left my wonderful husband home alone in a cold bed , and i want to go home and warm him up , you know ? driver : yes , ma'am . nothing beats body heat . gwen : oh , he 's going to be so surprised to see me . [ scene_break ] miguel : mama ca n't be dying . she ca n't be . eve : miguel , would you go and find the ambulance , direct them over to pilar . miguel : you have to save her , dr. russell . promise me . eve : i promise you that i will do everything that i can . miguel : are you saying that she 's going to die ? eve : miguel , the ambulance . ivy , i have to go and tell t.c . that i 'm going to go to the hospital with pilar . would you stay here and just watch her for me ? [ miguel goes to find the paramedics . ] ivy : ok , what should i do ? eve : just hold her hand and just let her know that you 're here . ivy : ok . eve : ok . [ eve leaves . ] ivy : oh , pilar , i 'm not sure what 's happening to you , but you -- you have to be all right . i know we 've had our differences the past few years , and you hated my scheming to try to win sam back , and then there was theresa and the havoc she wreaked in ethan 's life . but never , never , ever during any of that did i not think of you as my friend , my dearest and most treasured friend . why does it take something like this to make us realize what someone means to us , and remind us what 's important in life ? and you are important to me . pilar , you are very , very important to me . so you hang on , ok ? you hold on for dear life . [ scene_break ] eve : oh . t.c . , pilar collapsed outside . i 'm going to the hospital with her . i do n't know when i 'll be back . t.c . : sweetheart , you seem upset . is pilar going to be ok ? eve : you know what ? i do n't have time to talk right now . i just wanted you to know where i was going to be . t.c . : i see alistair 's men over there by the computer . i 'm going to go over and make sure they do n't snatch that c.d . , the one that luis decoded . [ t.c . leaves . ] liz : so , are you really going to the hospital to help pilar , or are you going to meet your lover , julian , one last time before all your secrets are out ? [ scene_break ] luis : now , you 're going to get my mother that experimental drug that may cure her blood disease , or i 'll kill you . oh , i swear , i 'll kill you right here and now . [ luis is holding a gun to alistair 's chest . ] [ scene_break ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places , and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet , and i , would fly on the wings of the bird , i knew could take me highest . breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive ; you are the fire burning inside of me ; you are my passion for life . [ scene_break ] gwen : driver , is it possible for us to go a little faster ? driver : not on these winding roads , ma'am . jaguars -- they make nice hood ornaments . deer do n't . the blood and guts get stuck in the grille , and those antlers -- gwen : oh -- driver : oh , god , they scratch the heck out of -- gwen : ok , ok . i 'm sorry . i certainly do n't want you to go any faster than you 're comfortable with . driver : mm - hmm . gwen : i 'm just a little anxious to get home to my husband , that 's all . driver : you sound a little tense . has it been a while since you and your husband had sex ? gwen : oh ! my goodness . i just do n't think that 's any of your business . driver : sorry , ma'am . just trying to make conversation . it 's one of the perks that goes along with driving this car , you know , getting to know my passengers . gwen : well -- well , that 's all fine and well , but expecting me to talk about the intimate details of my marriage is a bit presumptuous . driver : i understand . you just look worried about your husband , that 's all . gwen : well , how did you know that ? driver : well , was n't that him you were talking to on the phone earlier ? gwen : yes . why ? driver : well , you seem so tense . you look so nervous . gwen : oh . that . yeah . driver : if you do n't want to talk about it , do n't . but you 're not alone , you know . there 's a lot of wives worried that their husbands will shack up with the first girl that comes along , and the second your back is turned , you start to wonder . gwen : wait a second . how did you know that ? driver : because i read people and , well , you 're an open book when it comes to love and marriage . gwen : well , ok . ok , fine . you 're right , actually . there -- there is this girl , this woman that my husband used to have feelings for , and -- and actually , he almost married her twice . driver : uh - oh . gwen : `` uh - oh `` is right . her name is theresa , this girl , and she is the absolute bane of my existence , and -- i mean , she started out as my mother - in- law 's personal assistant . driver : and she used her position to worm her way into your husband 's life ? gwen : you got that right . driver : hmm . gwen : oh , my goodness . i mean , you know , when ethan and i -- ethan is my husband -- when we were first engaged , i was called off to new york for a business meeting , and `` terrorsita , `` as i like to call her , she offered to help me plan my wedding . lovely , right ? no . instead , she steals ethan away from me . driver : shameless hussy . gwen : you have no idea . ok ? anyway , with enough plots and twists , you know , for a soap opera , ethan and i wind up getting married . driver : well , good for you . gwen : well -- i mean , theresa 's not exactly out of the picture yet . that 's why i was nervous about leaving my husband alone tonight , and she is dating ethan 's half brother , but i do n't know . i think that if she had the opportunity to sleep with ethan , she would jump at the chance . not that she can right now , but -- driver : well , how do you mean ? gwen : well , she just got pregnant , and i do n't think that there 's any way she would risk losing the baby just for one night of passion with ethan . [ scene_break ] ethan : your lips -- i love your body and your sweet scent . theresa 's inner voice : forgive me , fox . i 'm only doing this to get pregnant to get my son back . ethan : i want you so much . theresa : me , too . ethan : and i love you , now and always . theresa : i love you , too . i always have , and i always will . [ scene_break ] eve : get out of my way , liz . i do n't have time for your trash talk right now . pilar is out there close to dying . now , i 'm going to go to the hospital and take care of my friend the best i can ! liz : oh , so now the perfect whore is playing the perfect friend and doctor , unlike when you 're with julian . what 's the matter ? ca n't slap me in public , huh ? well , you know what ? there 's nothing you can do , eve . all of your secrets are going to come out tonight , and when they do , you 're going to lose everything that you hold dear . eve : no , i 'm not , because julian has made sure of that . liz : how ? eve : i 'm not going to tell you . liz : you know , it does n't matter what julian does to protect you . there is more on those c.d.s than you know . in fact , julian may even be surprised by one particular piece of information . eve : what are you talking about ? liz : oh , you 'll find out soon enough , and so will t.c . then it 's bye - bye , perfect life , hello , gutter . eve : liz , why do n't you just sit right there and count the minutes . i 'm going to see what i can do for pilar . [ scene_break ] ivy : oh , pilar , i -- i am so sorry that i let my selfish needs get in the way of our friendship , because -- because you always meant so much to me . when i was married to julian , you were the only person i could talk to , the only person i could be honest with , and you knew all my secrets . you knew that ethan was sam 's and not julian 's . if i had n't had you to confide in , i would have lost my mind . but you were always there for me , telling me the truth , whether i wanted to hear it or not . you 're such a good person , pilar , so much better than i ever will be . and it was your strength and your faith that made me think that maybe everything would be ok , and maybe someday i 'd be back with sam , and i am . i am , at least for now . pilar , the thought of being without you -- that 's unbearable . so please do n't die . please . please do n't die , ok ? you have to be all right . you have to be all right . [ pilar clasps ivy 's hand . ] miguel : everybody stand back . the paramedics are here . eve : hi . i 'm dr. russell . this is my patient . she has a rare blood disorder . she was found l.o.c . , but she has clear respiration . her last pulse rate was 103 regular . [ scene_break ] sam : ivy , do n't worry . pilar 's going to be fine . oh , what the hell -- [ he sees luis with alistair . ] hank : luis , you got to cool it . luis : well , that 's up to alistair . hank : why ? what now ? sam : luis , are you nuts ? you are ready to expose the rest of alistair 's secrets . he can go to jail for life . now , do n't do anything stupid and end up going to jail yourself . alistair : yes , luis . kill me now and your family would surely face the loss of one of their own . sam : now , that 's a good first step , ok ? now , be smart on how this plays out , ok ? [ luis puts the gun down . ] alistair : listen to chief bennett , luis . do n't be a fool at this stage of the game . luis : i want to talk to alistair alone . hank : i do n't think that 's a good idea . alistair : oh , gentlemen , i 'll be fine . you go be with poor pilar . poor pilar , indeed . your mother appears to be at death 's door , and just when you were on the brink of exposing my secrets . oh , such a quandary you 're in , luis . what ever will you do ? luis : so you 're saying , if i let you keep your secrets , that you 'll make sure that my mother gets this experimental drug that may cure her blood disease ? alistair : indeed , i will , luis . everybody wins . luis : and how do i know you 're not lying ? alistair : have dr. russell check out the valtin project . she 'll validate my claim that the drug being developed could cure pilar . [ scene_break ] luis : eve . eve : what is it , luis ? time is of the essence ! luis : ok , i need you to check out the valtin project and see if this drug could help my mother . i 'm not making a deal with alistair until i know for sure . eve : i 'll call you once i get pilar stabilized . luis : all right , thanks . luis : hey . ma -- pilar : oh -- luis : hey . do n't you worry , ok ? we 're going to make sure that you get better . pilar : mijo , you do n't need to lie . i know i 'm dying . miguel : no , you 're not . all right , you 're just weak because you 've lost a lot of blood . luis : you 're not going to die , ok ? pilar : miguelito , you 're so kind and so sweet . and , you , luis , so strong . i 'm going to miss you both so much . miguel : mama , do n't say that . pilar : i 'm sorry i wo n't be here for both of you -- luis : no -- pilar : or any of my children . i 'm sorry . luis : no , you have nothing to apologize for , ok ? miguel : we love you . we just want you to get better . pilar : que dios melos acompane los dos . miguel : mama ? mama ! mama ! eve : i have to get her to the hospital . miguel : i 'm going with her . charity : ok , i 'll come , too , if that 's ok . [ scene_break ] alistair : i would n't want to be in your shoes now , luis . such a heavy burden you bear -- torn between saving the people of harmony from crane evil or saving your mother 's life . luis : you know , if i give you back the c.d.s , then i ca n't prove that you had sheridan brainwashed into thinking that she loved antonio and not me , huh ? alistair : that 's right , luis . you have to decide which woman is more important to you -- the woman who gave you life or the woman you love more than life itself . [ alistair chuckles ] alistair : pity you do n't have a toga , luis . i dare say you 're the protagonist of a modern - day greek tragedy , having to decide whether to save the life of your mother or have a life with sheridan . luis : you 're just trying to mess with my head , the same way you had dr. ackland mess with sheridan 's in the psych ward . go on , why do n't you get the hell out of here . i 'll let you know what i decide once i hear from eve if that drug can save my mother 's life . alistair : as you wish . but no matter what happens , please accept my condolences because tonight you 're going to lose one of the women you love forever . [ scene_break ] sheridan : maybe we should go see what happened outside . antonio : no , i do n't think we should . i just think it 's another part of luis ' latest ploy to try to get you back . sheridan : antonio , i wish you would n't attack luis this way . he is your brother , not some evil nemesis . antonio : sheridan , i 'm your husband . i love you . it 's my job to protect you . now , everything that luis is doing tonight , it 's just because he 's being selfish . all he wants to do is get you back , and he 'll stoop to any level to do that . [ scene_break ] beth : oh , psst , psst -- what is the holdup ? is luis still going to try to reveal all your secrets from the files ? mrs. wallace : including the fact that my daughter is a kidnapping , baby- stealing sicko . alistair : shut up , old woman ! and for heaven 's sake , let precious bathe you more often . [ mrs. wallace gasps ] alistair : we should n't be seen together . beth : ahem . alistair : as for luis , i 'm not sure what he 'll do . i may be able to keep a lid on things , but i ca n't guarantee it . beth : what do you mean ? alistair : never mind . just make it a point to tell luis what a wonderful woman pilar is . remind him how much his mother loves him , and for god 's sake , be subtle about it . beth : what ? pilar ? what does she have to do with anything ? alistair : you 'll find out soon enough . [ scene_break ] sam : ivy ? ivy : oh , sam . i 'm just so afraid of what might happen . sam : are you still worried about pilar ? ivy : yeah , pilar . sam : do n't worry . eve is going to do everything she can , ok ? ivy : i just hope that 's enough , you know ? pilar was always there for me . sam : and for us . i remember when you still lived with your family . she was our go - between . ivy : i really love her , sam . , but somewhere along the way , i lost her , and i just ca n't lose anyone else i love . sam : ivy , what are you talking about ? ivy : before any more of alistair 's c.d.s are made public , there 's something you need to know , and i think i should be the one to tell you . [ scene_break ] miguel : dr. russell , should n't they be taking her to i.c.u . ? eve : no , miguel . she 's going to have everything that she needs here . and it 's a more calm environment for her . it 'll be better . miguel : she 's dying , is n't she ? my mother 's really dying . eve : i 'm going to do everything that i can for her , miguel . why do n't you and charity go in and keep her company . julian : i hope there is something you can do to help pilar . i -- i felt so guilty when rebecca fired her from the mansion and cost her her job at the cannery . i wanted to stop her , but i could n't . eve : well , she would have exposed our past and our love . no , the only thing that any of us can do is to hope that the experimental drug being developed by the valtin project can help pilar . i 'm going to call them and go over her case with them , because luis needs to know whether this program can save his mother . julian : and if it will and luis decides to exchange the information he has to save pilar -- eve : it means we 'll never find our son . [ scene_break ] driver : as soon as i drop you off at the crane estate , i 'm going to park this car , go home , and jump into bed with my husband . [ gwen laughs ] driver : men just love it when you wake them up to wear them out , and afterwards , they sleep like babies -- no tossing , no turning . gwen : no hogging the covers . driver : you got that right . gwen : oh , before we knew i had to leave on this job interview , ethan had planned the most romantic evening and candlelight , soft music , you know -- driver : oh , do i ever . sounds like you got yourself a real winner . gwen : oh , let me tell you , ethan far and away surpasses any woman 's expectations . i ca n't believe i just said that . we 're not being taped or anything , right , because i feel like i 'm sitting here on `` taxicab confessions . `` driver : do i look like someone who 's on tv ? gwen : listen , you never know , right ? driver : well -- we just crossed the harmony town line . it wo n't be long before you 're home in bed with your man . gwen : hmm . i really should freshen up before i go home , but i will call ethan and let him know his wife is coming home . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] ethan : hmm -- oh , my god , a telephone ? are you kidding me ? oh . theresa 's voice : if that 's gwen , i 'm dead . [ scene_break ] t.c . : luis , eve just told me that pilar collapsed . i hope she 's going to be all right . luis : yeah , i do n't know . she could die . t.c . : oh , my god . i hope not . you know , i remember how i felt when my pops died . he died of a broken heart right after my car accident . luis : the one you always blamed julian for . t.c . : yeah . my pops -- i mean , he always wanted me to be a tennis star , and when i wrecked my knee in that car accident , it just broke everything in him . it just -- he had no will to live anymore and he just died . so i 'm sure , man , once you get this thing started up , and once i prove that julian was responsible for my car accident , i will cripple him just like he crippled me . luis : look , t.c . , i know that you hate julian , and most likely for good reason , but i got to tell you , i think that alistair is the real villain here , and he 's the one who 's made julian 's and sheridan 's life a living hell . t.c . : alistair has ruined many people 's lives in this town , luis . now , you 're doing a great job by exposing this bastard . he has hurt so many people . you will be saving a lot of people a lot of pain . luis : thanks , t.c . luis ' inner voice : i want to save mama 's life , and alistair may be able to help me do that , but at what price ? [ scene_break ] eve : well , thank you for confirming what i thought . [ hanging up the phone . ] julian : was father right ? will the experimental drug help pilar ? eve : yes . it could possibly save her life . julian : but for her to get access to it will require father 's power and influence , and before the old man lifts a finger , luis will have to return all the c.d.s containing the secrets . eve : and then we will never know who or where our son is . oh , what a nightmare . julian : luis is counting on you , and i know that if he thinks that father can help save pilar 's life , he 'll -- he 'll most likely make the deal , and the truth about our son will remain secret . eve : but if i lie to luis , there would be no deal . all of alistair 's secrets would come out , including the name and whereabouts of our son . julian : we 're so close . can you sacrifice finding your son to perhaps save a friend 's life ? eve : i do n't know . it 's not that simple . i just do n't know . p.a . announcer : call for dr. russell . call for dr. russell . eve : hello , this is dr. russell . luis : eve , hey , have you found out if alistair 's right or not ? is it worth trading the crane secrets if i can save mama 's life ? look , you just let me know what you think 's best , ok ? [ scene_break ] gwen : i wonder why he 's not answering his phone . ethan : oh , god -- mmm , mmm . [ flash to ethan having sex with theresa . ] driver : still no answer ? gwen : no . you know what ? he must be checking on the little boy we just adopted , so i 'll just surprise him . driver : surprise him , huh ? want to go to an all - night grocery and get some whipped cream ? gwen : you know what ? been there , done that , sister . i want to go straight home and get straight into bed , if you catch my drift . driver : oh , do i ever , honey . gwen : , ethan has no idea what is in store for him tonight . we are going to sweat up the sheets like never before . [ scene_break ] theresa 's inner voice : i 'll be pregnant again , pregnant by ethan . if only it had been this way all along . [ scene_break ] liz : t.c . , can i get you anything ? t.c . : no , liz , thanks . i 'm fine . i 'm just waiting to see how my life is going to change after all the crane secrets come out . liz 's inner voice : oh , your life will change , t.c . , but not the way you think , not when you find out who was driving julian 's car the night of your accident so long ago . [ scene_break ] antonio : all right , this waiting around 's getting ridiculous . i say we go back to the house , we get our bags , and we go back to st. lisa 's right now . look , if luis had anything to show us on alistair , he would have shown it by now . [ scene_break ] luis : so , eve , what 's up ? was alistair 's offer legit ? should i trade in these files -- look , is there any chance that this drug can save my mother 's life ? eve : i 'm sorry , luis . i -- i need more time to assess the situation . luis : ok , but hurry up , ok ? i 'm basing my decision on whatever it is you tell me . eve : luis is going to decide based on what i tell him . i 'd really like to do the right thing , julian , but i do n't know what the right thing is . pilar 's life is not the only life hanging in the balance here . so are all the people that alistair has lied to or cheated or taken advantage of . , and what about our son ? what about his life and his future ? what do i do , julian ? what 's the right thing ? [ scene_break ] whitney : you know , my mother and julian are probably together right now sucking face in some hospital supply closet somewhere . chad : whitney , your mother went to the hospital to help mrs. lopez - fitzgerald . whitney : you know , if i know my mother , she 's found some kind of way to be with julian , too . chad : look at luis . you know how torn up he is about his mother being sick . you know , wherever my mother is , i hope she 's not sick . i hope she 's well and happy and in love like we are . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , you ca n't leave yet . antonio : luis , we 're leaving . you 've had plenty of chances to prove your little conspiracy theory . luis : no -- antonio : we 're going to st. lisa 's ! luis : no , neither of you are going anywhere . antonio : yes , we are . why ca n't you just accept the fact that she chose me ? now , get over it . let 's go . luis : antonio , wait . look , there 's something that i need to tell you . antonio : well , why do n't you tell somebody who cares ? come on . luis : look , sheridan , i -- whatever happens tonight , all right , you have to believe me . all right , alistair had ackland brainwash you . you do n't love antonio . you love me . antonio : luis , get over it . you know what ? i 'm sick and tired of telling you to leave my wife alone . [ scene_break ] driver : be it ever so humble , there 's no place like home . gwen : well , my husband and i just live here , but it is nice , and so are you . thank you so much for getting me home safely and for the best girl talk i have had in a really long time . driver : oh , you 're welcome , mrs. winthrop . have a good night . gwen : thank you . driver : bye - bye . gwen : oh , as soon as i 'm back in ethan 's arms again , everything will be ok . oh , god ! driver : you ok ? gwen : i 'm fine . i 'm fine . i just had a bad feeling about theresa again , but you know what ? old habits die hard . i 'm being ridiculous to think that she could get past the guards , much less be on the estate with ethan . i am fine . thank you very much . you get home safe , ok ? driver : will do . gwen : thanks . driver : take care . i 've had a lot of clients tell me , mrs. winthrop , about other women , but you sure do take the cake . i would n't be surprised if your husband is inside in bed with that theresa person right this red - hot second . [ driver talking to herself as she leaves . ] [ scene_break ] ethan : i ca n't get enough of you . i want you so much . theresa 's inner voice : i 'm only doing this to get pregnant , to get my son back . i love fox now , not ethan . gwen : ethan is in for such a surprise . [ scene_break ] miguel : mama , you ca n't leave us . we love you so much . i love you so much . pilar : i -- i love you , too , miguel . [ scene_break ] alistair : excellent work , gentlemen . when luis is through arguing with his older brother , seeing this melodramatic moment should sway him to return my files in exchange for my help in saving his mother 's life . [ alistair is watching a video of miguel and charity in pilar 's room at the hospital . ] [ scene_break ] sam : ivy , you 've been talking in circles . what is it you 're trying to tell me ? ivy : pilar was keeping her illness a secret , and tonight that -- that truth came out . i think that tonight other secrets will be revealed , as well , and i think that they will affect us and people we know . sam : are you talking hypothetically , or do you know something i do n't ? [ scene_break ] antonio : she 's got nothing to say to you . luis : well , damn it , antonio , it 's not about that . sam : oh , my god -- luis and antonio . antonio : you know what ? i 've had enough of you . sam : i 'm going to go check it out . we 'll talk later . luis : would you just listen to me ? antonio : get out of here . [ antonio takes a swing at luis , and they begin to fight . ] [ scene_break ] ivy : no , you 're going to hate me later , sam . [ scene_break ] antonio : i said stay away from my wife ! sheridan : hey -- come on ! hank : antonio , luis has something to tell you . i think you should hear him out . luis : you know what , hank ? forget it . because he does n't give a damn about our family anyway . sheridan : luis , you ca n't mean that . antonio : why ? what 's going on ? luis : sheridan , you just stay here in harmony , all right ? antonio : i am so sick of this ! sam : come on , luis . antonio : come on , let 's go . sheridan : no . antonio , something is telling me that we have to stay . [ scene_break ] p.a . announcer : call for dr. russell . call for dr. russell . eve : dr. russell . luis : eve , did you find out if that experimental drug can save my mother 's life ? now , look , i 'm counting on you to be frank with me . eve : yes -- yes , luis . if alistair can get pilar into the program , there 's a distinct possibility that the drug can cure her blood disease . luis : thanks . i 'll -- i 'll let you know what i decide . eve : oh , julian . i may have just cost us our son . [ scene_break ] chad : hey , luis , if there 's anything i can do -- luis : yeah , there 's not really much anyone can do right now , chad , thank you . chad : yeah . [ chad leaves . ] alistair : i thought you might be interested in seeing this . look at miguel , devastated at the thought of your mother dying . imagine how theresa will feel , and paloma , even antonio . yeah , accepting my offer will cause you to lose sheridan , but can you take away your siblings ' mother for your own selfish needs ? what 's it going to be , luis ? do i get my c.d.s back , or does your mother die ? [ scene_break ] gwen : ah , ethan is going to be so glad to see me and have me all to himself . oh , we can have the romantic evening we wanted and then some . oh , i ca n't wait to make love to my husband . [ scene_break ] luis : if i let you keep your secrets , i may never get sheridan back . alistair : you 'll still have beth , and the son you had with her . it 's time to decide , luis . will you save your mother or sacrifice her life to save the great unwashed from mean old me ? luis : all right , alistair . you win . the c.d.s are yours . you just make sure my mother gets that drug that she needs to save her life . you hear me ? alistair : i 've yet to hear the word `` please . `` luis : oh , you make me sick . you just save my mother . please . alistair : as you wish . luis ' inner voice : god , forgive me . i made a deal with the devil . but i wo n't give up on you , sheridan . someday , i 'll have you back and someday we 'll be together . someday . [ scene_break ] julian : how is she ? eve : she 's dying , and there is not a thing that i can do about it . [ next_on ] miguel and pilar : `` and at the hour of our death , amen . `` sam : there 's nothing more to show you . the evidence is gone . theresa 's voice : oh , my god , it 's gwen . what 's she doing back here ? gwen : what the hell is this ?
alistair continues to force luis to choose between saving his mother 's life or playing the rest of the cd 's for all of harmony to see . if luis gives the cd 's back to alistair , pilar will be admitted to the treatment center for the experimental drug to cure her blood disorder . dr. eve has to make a choice also - she can go along with alistair 's promise to help pilar , and if she does , she loses the chance to find her long - lost son .
tabitha : oh ! oh ! oh , stop bothering me , you nasty little angels ! ooh ! ooh ! oh , i am one weary witch . and it 's all edna 's fault , summoning heavenly help to find beth before she does the deed with daddy alistair . oh ! ooh , if edna does n't hurry up , i 'm going to be the one needing a damned diaper , if i do n't die from exhaustion first . ooh ! ooh ! [ scene_break ] alistair : ok . all right . all right , all right , calm down . now you hurry and go . we did n't get seen together . that 's good . ok . beth : good night , daddy . alistair : oh , will you stop -- would you please stop calling me that ? ok . beth : mother , how am i going to -- alistair : shh . mrs. wallace : ok . bye -- eve : i just ca n't imagine what beth and mrs. wallace are doing here with alistair . alistair ? oh , i 'm surprised to see you up so late . [ scene_break ] luis : i 'm sorry marty 's picture upsets you . i 'll -- i 'll just put it away . sheridan : no , no , luis , please , leave it out . marty is our son . he just ca n't be with us right now because has beth has everyone convinced that he 's hers . luis : look , sheridan , about marty being your son -- sheridan : no , luis -- look , it 's ok , all right ? i have accepted the situation for what it is . it 's just going to take a little time for me to get over it , that 's all . but you know what ? help me forget . help me to forget that we ca n't be with our child by giving me another one . make love to me . [ scene_break ] pilar : theresa ? toma , mija -- warm milk . it 'll help you rest , ok ? now that you 're raising two small children , you need all the rest that you can get . theresa : no , mama , i got to stay up tonight . i 've got to find out who sent that file on ethan 's paternity to the tabloids from my computer . pilar : oh , you mean the information that i had kept hidden for ivy , proving that ethan was a bennett and not a crane ? theresa : yeah . pilar : the information you found and copied ? theresa : once i find out who turned ethan 's life upside down , he 's going to forgive me for refiling those charges against gwen for attempted murder and kidnapping . he 's going to go after the person who outed him , and he 's going to come back to me and our daughter . [ scene_break ] rebecca : so , gwen , why do n't you sit down and relax while i pour you a drink ? gwen : mother , i do n't know how i 'm supposed to relax when theresa is determined to find out who sent her file on ethan to the tabloids about him not being a crane . i mean , what if she finds out that we were the ones who sent the file so that ethan would blame her ? rebecca : honey , look , we sent that file from her laptop . there is no way that she can trace it back to us . gwen : what if she does ? rebecca : well , she ca n't . gwen : what if she does ? if she finds out that we were the ones who sent that file , ethan 's going to hate me , and she 's going to be able to win him back . rebecca : gwen , she is going to be far too busy fighting a losing battle trying to hold on to jane to ever give filegate a second thought . ethan : i thought you two would be asleep by now . rebecca : oh , well , gwen and i thought we 'd have a nightcap . ivy : ethan and i thought we 'd have one , too . ethan : yeah . rebecca : oh , well , the more the merrier . i 'll pour . so , ivy , i do hope your son is going to do the right thing by gwen and sue theresa for custody of her baby . ivy : of course he is . ethan 's already filed the paperwork against theresa . gwen : really ? ethan : mm - hmm . gwen : honey , really ? oh , my god . thank you . thank you so much , sweetheart . i love you . i love you so much . [ scene_break ] chad : oh , my god , whitney . fox : what happened ? chad : we saw the paramedics downstairs . fox : there was an accident involving an infant ? chad : where 'd they take him , whitney ? what 's wrong with the baby ? whitney : i do n't know anything about any accident . it must have been somewhere else in the building . i just hope whoever was hurt is ok . fox : so you and the baby are all right , then ? whitney : yeah . chad : thank god . whitney : please keep your voices down , ok ? fox : why ? is he sleeping ? whitney : not yet . chad : you 're nursing the baby ? whitney : well , what else could i do ? i mean , the poor little thing was so hungry , and i did n't know how much formula to give him , and -- so here we are . fox : i do n't believe it . whitney : i could n't just let the baby cry . i mean , chad said he was only going to be at the drugstore for a little while , but it took forever . fox : yeah , that was -- ahem -- that was kind of my fault . whitney : it 's a good thing mommy was here . it 's ok . [ scene_break ] ethan : i love you . you are my wife . rebecca : ethan , ivy and i are so proud of you , standing by gwen , standing up to theresa and her hurtful , vengeful ways . ethan : we knew you 'd fight to keep gwen out of prison . rebecca : and fighting her for custody of your child is the right thing to do . oh , theresa 's going to rue the day she chose war over peace . we 're going to nuke that little nacho , and we 're going to enjoy every single minute of it . ivy : i am giddy that that guttersnipe is finally going to be grounded . ethan : all right , listen , listen . i am not doing this to make all of you happy , all right ? i 'm doing this because of how vindictive theresa 's been , and her insistence on pressing these charges against my wife . and it sickens me that she 's unfeeling to the possibility that my wife could spend the rest of her life in prison . i see that side of theresa , it makes me realize it 's not the kind of woman i want raising my child . gwen : finally . finally . [ scene_break ] pilar : you know , mija , it really is a shame that you ca n't make a living using your imagination , because you would be rich by now . this notion of yours that ethan will forgive you for refiling charges against gwen , and then he 's going to leave her to be with you and jane if -- if you prove who alerted the tabloid about his true paternity -- that 's ridiculous , theresa . he 's a married man . he is not going to leave gwen . theresa : mama , once gwen is in prison for attempted murder and kidnapping , he 's going to change his mind . pilar : or he will sue you for custody of jane . theresa : no , he 's not going to do that . he loves me too much to ever hurt me like that . pilar : you 've hurt him a lot , theresa , and this vendetta that you have against gwen ? it just has -- [ knock on door ] theresa : who could that be at this hour ? man : theresa lopez fitzgerald ? theresa : yes . may i help -- man : read 'em and weep . you 've been served . pilar : what is it , mija ? que eso ? theresa : oh , my god . ethan -- he 's -- he 's suing me for custody of jane . pilar : well , this is what i was afraid of if you insisted on pressing charges against gwen . theresa : no . no , no , see , ethan would n't do this to me . this has got rebecca and gwen 's claw marks all over it . they 've twisted his arm once again . they 're witches , mama ! you know what ? i 'm not letting them get away with this . no way . can you please watch little ethan and jane until i get back ? pilar : of course i can , mija , but where are you going at this late hour ? theresa : i 'm going to stop ethan , mama . i got to get him to see that gwen and rebecca -- they 're just manipulating him ! pilar : theresa , do n't ! oh , dear god . [ scene_break ] eve : i 'm surprised to see you lurking around so late . alistair : well , it 's my house . i guess i can lurk wherever and whenever i want . what 's your excuse ? eve : just came down to get something cold to drink . alistair : hmm . eve : can i get something for you or for your friends ? alistair : what friends ? eve : the people that i just saw leaving . are they coming back ? alistair : i do n't -- i do n't know what you think you saw , but i came downstairs to check the foreign markets and i heard a noise at the door , so i went to investigate . it was the cook 's cat trying to get in , that 's all . eve : hmm . and where is little emeril ? alistair : oh , little emeril . i never let little emeril in at night , unlike my son , who has a weakness for alley cats -- black ones in particular . eve : and the racist pig comes out . alistair : you thought i was talking about you ? oh , god forbid , eve . you are not an alley cat . rumor has it that you are a lioness . now , why do n't you come upstairs to my room and i 'll tame you ? eve : you have a very wicked sense of humor . now stop teasing me and tell me who those people were who left . alistair : i hate to disappoint you , but i was n't with anyone . perhaps you and julian had too much champagne . you 're imagining things . eve : yes , maybe you 're right . maybe my eyes are just playing tricks on me . alistair : probably . well , good night , eve . oh , if you do change your mind , my door is always open . eve : you are not only a letch , alistair , you are a liar . i know i saw beth and mrs. wallace here with you . the question is , why ? and what are you hiding ? julian : darling , did you get lost on your way to the kitchen ? eve : what ? julian : i thought you were going to get some mineral water . eve : oh . oh , i forgot all about it . julian : what , did something happen ? eve : i ran into alistair at the top of the stairs . he had the nerve to proposition me . julian : the bloody gall of that pig . i will kill him . eve : no , no , no , julian , do n't . i 'm already going on trial for triple attempted murder . let 's not give alistair any excuse to make things worse for me . julian : very well . eve : something else happened while i was gone , and i just ca n't seem to make any sense of it . julian : all right , well , what was it ? eve : i saw alistair sneaking beth and her mother down the hallway , down the stairs , and out the door . julian : are you sure ? eve : i 'm positive . and i asked alistair about it , and he denied that he was with anyone and suggested that i had had too much champagne and i was just imagining things . julian : my god , what interest could my father possibly have in -- in beth and her pungent crone of a mother ? [ scene_break ] beth : i ca n't believe you insisted on taking all that loot from alistair . mrs. wallace : oh , why not ? i never got a dime when i was raising you . your papa owes me . beth : daddy wrote you a big , fat check . mrs. wallace : that was hush money , and because i raised a big stink . beth : easy for you . mrs. wallace : oh , listen , there 's going to be a lot more moola for me staying mum about you being alistair 's demented daughter . and then , oh , i 'm going to get nipped and tucked and my hips replaced and a new bladder that i can control . beth : all right , just invest in some deodorant soap while you 're at it . mrs. wallace : oh get -- beth : oh , my god . what happ -- tabitha , what are you doing here ? why is the furniture all -- what are you doing , jazzercise or something ? tabitha : edna asked me to babysit while she went to look for you . i was just celebrating her success . mrs. wallace : oh , angels be praised . i did what i set out to do , so , thanks , tab , for looking after marty . i 'll return the favor to endora one day . beth : tabitha , you can go now , ok ? i said you can go now , tabitha . why are you waiting ? mrs. wallace : help me , angels ! help me ! help me ! help me ! tabitha : oh , my devils . oh , i had no idea that old bat had a pray station . if her call goes through , i sure as hell do n't want to be stuck here . one witch is no match for a flock of angels . my feet are stuck to the bloody floor . my -- my feet went to sleep from sitting so long . i only just stood up when you came in , and then my old dogs are -- they 're not awake yet . mrs. wallace : oh , well , take your time . i know about poor circulation . i ca n't feel my caboose half the time . beth : ok , shut up , mother , and go shut your altar before tabitha thinks you 're one of those religious zealot people . mrs. wallace : hey , hey , hey , hey , tabs and i had the angels flying around this room before . beth : just shut the cabinet . mrs. wallace : oh , you 're a heathen . tabitha : oh , i thought i 'd never escape those angels . [ scene_break ] whitney : chad , did you get the medicine ? chad : right here . whitney : good . he was pretty fussy earlier . fox : poor little guy . chad : should we give him the medicine now ? fox : he kind of looks like he 's sleeping , huh ? whitney : my mother always said let sleeping babies lie , so let 's just wait and give him the medicine . chad : whatever you say , whitney . thanks for watching him while i went to the drugstore . whitney : i did n't really want to , but -- fox : seeing whitney with the baby like that makes why she gave him away even more of a mystery . [ scene_break ] gwen : thank god you finally see theresa for what she really is . rebecca and ivy : hear , hear . ethan : listen , wait , wait . i 'm not saying theresa is a monster . as a matter of fact , i regret calling her that . rebecca : oh , please . ethan : i do think she 's being selfish right now . ivy : now ? when has theresa not been selfish ? rebecca : yeah , and self - serving ? ethan : mother , here 's the difference . you and rebecca are in this for revenge , all right ? i 'm just looking out for the best interests of my little girl . because when theresa gets like this -- set on punishing gwen and the hell with everything else -- it makes me realize she 's not the kind of woman i want raising my little girl . i want jane brought up with good morals in a good home , the kind of home that gwen and i can give her , and theresa just ca n't . ivy : theresa is far too selfish and too high - strung to ever be a good mother . ethan : mother , be fair . she 's been a wonderful mother to little ethan . gwen : oh , wait a second . she dumped him on pilar so she could follow you out to california , and that hardly equates to being a wonderful mother in my book . ethan : honey , gwen , she did n't know that we were out in california . it was a coincidence we all wound up there . ivy : wait a minute , ethan . now you 're making it sound like fate . and we all know that that is theresa 's mantra when it comes to wanting to be with you . ethan : look , i do n't think that i was fated to be with theresa . it does n't matter anyway . i 'm with gwen . i 'm just saying , i do n't think theresa is evil incarnate the way you do . i think she 's more of a lost soul that just does n't fully grasp that her actions have consequences . [ pounding on door ] ivy : well , what on earth is that ? [ pounding ] theresa : ethan , open up this door ! we need to talk ! ethan , our daughter 's future is at stake ! come on ! theresa : ethan , i know you 're in there with gwen and rebecca ! now open up this door ! ethan , open this door or i 'll knock it in ! ethan : well , theresa must have been served notice that we 're suing for custody for jane . theresa : ethan , open up ! rebecca : wait , do n't -- do n't let her in , ethan ! no , she 's enraged . there 's no telling what she might do . ethan : rebecca , i have to let her in . rebecca : well , why ? i mean , let security handle her . they 've all had their rabies shots . [ pounding on door ] theresa : ethan , open up this door ! [ scene_break ] julian : you know , if beth and her mother were with alistair , it must have -- it must have been one of them that we heard cry out earlier . eve : yes , that makes sense . julian : come to think of it , there was this sort of odor when i went to investigate earlier . eve : i got a whiff of mrs. wallace , too , in the hallway on the way to the stairs . but why on earth would beth and her mother be in alistair 's bedroom ? julian : i ca n't imagine , nor would i want to . the possibilities are too bizarre to even contemplate . eve : bizarre and grotesque . but there has to be some reason for it all . julian : yes , but what ? eve : i do n't know . but i feel the need to tell sheridan about what i saw . julian : well , my sister ? why ? eve : you know , i do n't know . it 's just i have a feeling that what 's mysterious to us will mean something to her . julian : all right . well , i 'll go with you . eve : yes . [ scene_break ] luis : i have a feeling we did make a baby tonight . sheridan : i hope so . i ca n't wait to have your child . i have ached to hold our little one in my arms again . [ scene_break ] beth : marty woke up when i went to check on him . i guess he wanted to be with his mommy . mrs. wallace : then you better take him to see sheridan . tabitha : what did you say , dear ? mrs. wallace : me ? oh , nothing . i was just thinking maybe it 's time for a change . tabitha : oh , you poor thing . mrs. wallace : yeah . beth : tabitha , you might want to go before i have to change mother . it 's not a pretty sight . tabitha : ditto . i 'll see myself out . mrs. wallace : ok . beth : say bye - bye . mrs. wallace : bye - bye . beth : bye - bye , tabitha . mrs. wallace : oh , that tabitha is so nice -- unlike the wicked witch that you are , missy , keeping that little tyke from his real m - a - m - a . beth : shut up , mother . [ marty babbles ] beth : yeah . tonight 's a new beginning for all of us . i know that i 'm alistair 's daughter . i have sheridan 's son , and there 's nothing she can do about it . and soon i 'm going to have luis , too . [ beth babbles ] beth : this is great . it 's great . [ scene_break ] fox : that 's great . will you look at that ? she 's finally bonding with him , you know ? maybe things can return to normal , whatever the hell that means . chad : look , man , do n't go there , ok ? just be psyched she made it this far . she swore she 'd never look at , much less touch the baby . she just nursed the little guy . fox : yeah . chad : yeah , whitney 's never going to be able to turn her back on her baby now . whitney : you both have it all wrong . i still do n't want to be a mother to this baby . i ca n't be . look , chad , just take him , please . just take him right now . i do n't ever want to see him again . chad : whitney , why are you acting like this ? fox : yeah , come on . what 's with the 180 ? chad : i mean , you just nursed the baby . you just rocked him to sleep in your arms . now you want to hand him off like it hurts you to touch him ? whitney : he 's not my baby anymore , chad . look , i put him up for adoption . you adopted him . i was wrong to even go near him again . fox : no , no , no , that 's not true . it 's only natural for you to want to bond with your baby . whitney : no , i was n't bonding with him . i was nursing him because he was hungry , that 's all . chad : whitney , he needs you for more than just nourishment . he needs you for love and for comfort . whitney : no , he does n't . he has you for that now . chad : come on , whitney , you saw him when you came in here . he was all fussing and crying . i could n't get him to stop . but you did . you 're his mother . you knew exactly what to do . whitney : no . no , i did n't . i was going crazy because i did n't know what to do . fox : no , no , you did n't go crazy . like you said , you knew exactly what to do . you nursed him to sleep . now , you ca n't turn your back on him now . whitney : well , i already have . now , chad , i mean it -- take the baby right now and keep him away from me . [ scene_break ] theresa : ethan ! i know you 're in there with gwen and rebecca ! now , please , open up this door ! ethan , i 'm not leaving here until you do ! now , open it up ! ethan : look , i have to let theresa in . ivy : no , you do n't . rebecca : why would you ? ethan : because , just maybe -- just maybe -- theresa : ethan , come on out ! ethan : i jumped the gun by suing for custody of jane . maybe we can still reach a compromise that 'll benefit gwen and will benefit the baby . gwen : honey , no , ok ? you have given her chance after chance after chance to do the right thing . but , no , she ca n't be bothered . she wants me to go to prison so she can win you back . ivy : gwen is right . you can not change course now . rebecca : yeah , gwen is your wife . she should be your priority , not theresa ! ethan : look , i know this , ok ? i just do n't hate her the way you all do . ivy : then hate the way she 's treating gwen , how cruel and ruthless she is being -- all to get you back . ethan : mother , i do hate what theresa is doing , but -- ivy : then let security handle it . ethan : no , i can handle theresa myself . it 's ok . rebecca : since when ? ethan : look , maybe now that she knows i mean business , she will drop the charges and i can drop the custody suit . theresa : we need to talk ! ivy : ethan , theresa is out of control . there is no reasoning with her . ethan : mother , i have to try . theresa : ethan , i know you 're in there ! ivy : i 'm going to come with you . theresa : open up ! ethan , come on out ! open this door ! open it up ! ethan , i 'm not leaving until you do ! now , open it ! ethan : theresa , calm down . theresa : you had me served with court papers , ethan , and you expect me to calm down ! gwen : theresa , get the hell out of here . how dare you come here and attack my husband ! theresa : he attacked me , gwen , suing for custody of jane ! gwen : and guess what -- he 's going to win . and her name is ashley . theresa : how could you do this ? how could you let yourself get pressured to take jane away from me ? this is n't you , ethan . you are n't this cruel . ivy : oh , that 's right , theresa . cruelty is your department . rebecca : hmm , just like murdering babies and persecuting the poor woman that you almost drove mad . theresa : you know you two witches are behind this . i know you are . you pressured him into suing me for custody of my own child . ivy : no , we did n't . rebecca : not at all . theresa : well , you 're lying . because ethan would never do this to me . he 's too good to ever hurt me like this , because he loves me . ethan ? and you love our child . ethan : listen to me . you know i did n't want to do this . i told you i would do it if you did not drop the charges against gwen . you refused . i did n't have a choice . theresa : ethan , she stabbed me with a scalpel twice ! she tried to kill me , ethan ! she kidnapped our child ! ethan : theresa , you -- theresa : she belongs in prison ! ethan : you stabbed her in the back when we were trying to help you deliver little ethan ! theresa : i was out of my mind , ethan , because of a medical condition . rebecca : and gwen was out of her mind with grief . and why ? because you cost her any chance of ever having a child of her own . ivy : you 're a junkyard dog , theresa -- unfit to be a mother . ethan : mother , rebecca -- this eye - for - an - eye mindset here -- this is what has to stop . rebecca : well , yeah . but theresa refused . ethan : she has felt persecuted ever since you coaxed gwen into taking little ethan from her . ivy : and now theresa has him back again . why ? i 'm still not quite sure . but is that good enough for the queen of mean ? no , no . you wo n't leave your wife to be with her , so she has declared war on gwen , trying to force her to prison and away from you . gwen : look , theresa refused to end the feud . she is the reason we 're in this mess . ethan : you 're making her out to be a monster , and she 's not . ivy : ethan , for god 's sakes , open up your eyes . she is a monster . she is a toxic , malignant mutation of a human being who has made our lives miserable ! now , do n't you dare make excuses for her . ethan , do n't you dare . [ scene_break ] whitney : i mean it , chad . take him right now . chad : no . i wo n't do it . fox : whitney , chad and i both know something big is bothering you . chad : it has been for a while now . fox : just tell us what it is , all right ? we want to help you . chad : whitney , we both love you . ok , we 're here for you , no matter what it is . fox : and for the baby , too . chad : what is it , whitney ? what are you hiding ? fox : tell us what this big secret is . chad : we promise we wo n't judge you , no matter how bad it is . fox : yeah , so just tell us , ok ? just tell us what 's going on . maybe we can help . chad : please ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : well , with endora in nanny phoebe 's good hands , and those pesky angels winging their way back to heaven , i think i 'll linger out here a bit and learn more about the alistair - beth - sheridan - baby saga . beth : oh , mother , is n't it amazing ? i 'm related to marty after all . since i 'm sheridan 's half sister , that means i 'm marty 's a - u - n - t . mrs. wallace : which is a far cry from being his real m - a - m - a . beth : ok , stick a diaper in it already . ok , listen , aside from almost sleeping with the man you finally remembered is my father -- mrs .. wallace : hmm . beth : tonight 's turned out pretty good . huh ? listen , you watch marty while i go shower alistair off me . and get this furniture back in place . mrs. wallace : hey , do n't you worry . you take your time because marty and i are going to be here counting the zeroes . hey , bethie , you do n't think this check will bounce , do you ? beth : no , of course not . alistair 's not going to risk you telling anybody that i 'm his daughter . tabitha : the dark side already knows , dear . i wonder what the boys in the basement will have me do about it ? beth : tomorrow , first thing in the morning , we 'll go to the bank , we 'll deposit the check , and we 'll start living it up , right ? mrs. wallace : boy , do you have some nerve . beth : what ? mrs. wallace : for years you were threatening to put me in a nursing home . so you want me to share my good fortune with hateful you ? beth : that check is for back child support -- i being the child in question . mrs. wallace : this check is my hush money . the loot is for back child support . here . beth : oh , please . mrs. wallace : you can take alistair 's robe . better you have it than he have you . beth : ew ! listen , keep your stupid loot and your money . i have something much more valuable . i have marty . and marty is going to help me win the most valuable prize of all . luis . tabitha : oh , bethie , if you only knew . [ scene_break ] luis : hey . julian : hi , luis . i know it 's late . we 're sorry to disturb you , but eve wanted to speak to sheridan . sheridan : what about ? eve : you know , it might be nothing at all , but something happened tonight that i just thought that you and luis should know about because it might mean something to you . sheridan : what ? eve : well , believe it or not , i just saw alistair take beth and her mother out of his bedroom , down the stairs , and out of the house . sheridan : you 're kidding me . luis : beth and mrs. wallace ? really ? did you happen to hear what they were doing at the mansion in the first place ? eve : no , i could n't hear anything at all . but after beth and edna left , i asked alistair , and i confronted him about having company so late . he denied it . he said that i imagined seeing him with anyone . luis : strange . i wonder what that means ? sheridan : luis , it means that i have been right all along , and what eve saw tonight proves it . eve , thank you . you have just given me the answer to all my prayers . [ scene_break ] whitney : i know you guys mean well . but i ca n't tell you what you want to hear . fox : yeah , you can . whitney , you can . do n't be afraid . just tell us what the problem is . whitney : fate is cruel . that 's the problem . you adopted him , so he 's your baby now . he 's not mine . chad : you 're his mother . fox : well , i 'm his biological father . whitney : look , both of you , please stop it . please , just -- chad , just take the baby . as a matter of fact , if you could just take the baby and leave town , that would be great . chad : what ? whitney : yeah , you heard me . i mean , come on , this is going to be too hard for the both of us , and you can start fresh somewhere new . just take the baby away . i do n't ever want to see him again . chad : whoa , whoa -- whitney , wait . fox : wait a second . what the -- i -- i do n't understand what it is about this little guy that gets her so upset . chad : yeah , well , we need to find out . soon . [ scene_break ] ivy : stop it , ethan . stop defending this horrid creature . theresa has been nothing but trouble since the day she spilled paint on you at the carnival . and then she wormed her way into working for me just so she could be close to you . and she found proof that sam was your biological father , not julian . and she sent her files on you to the tabloids -- theresa : no , i did not ! ivy : costing you your identity and a chance to use the crane empire for good . theresa 's obsession with you destroyed your personal life too , ethan -- a chance for a happy , peaceful existence with gwen , and her ability to give you children of your own one day . theresa 's not only laid waste to your past , ethan , she 's mucked up your future . and now it 's your turn -- no , it is your right to ruin her life . take custody of jane and enjoy doing it . [ theresa coughs ] rebecca : oh , ethan , why do n't you get tacosita a glass of water ? i mean , we do n't want her dead . well , at least not until after we take everything from her . [ theresa coughs ] ivy : take this trash out . guard : please come with me , miss . ethan : where 's theresa ? rebecca : oh , she -- she left . ethan : she left ? why ? ivy : i do n't know . i 'm sure theresa had a good reason . [ scene_break ] tabitha : i love it when mortals think they 're getting what they want . and our miss beth is a prime example . beth : oh , with daddy behind us , all our problems are solved . marty will be mine for life , and soon luis will be , too . mrs. wallace : as long as no one knows that you 're in cahoots with alistair . beth : no one will . all my secrets are safe . tabitha : hmm . you do n't know it , bethie , but you 're already dead in the water . and even daddy alistair ca n't save you now . [ noise ] tabitha : uh - oh . feet , make tracks while you still can . [ scene_break ] eve : sheridan , why are you so happy to know that your father snuck beth and her mother out of the mansion tonight ? julian : i mean , indeed , the fact that father was with them at all is both curious and disturbing . sheridan : no , no , julian , it makes perfect sense . luis , this is the proof that we have needed . my father is up to something with beth and her mother . they 're in cahoots together . they 're plotting and scheming , and i 'll bet anything that it has to do with marty . marty is my son ! he 's our son ! [ next_on ] eve : even though gwen is your wife , theresa is the one that you want to spend the rest of your life with . luis : just tell us what you know . sheridan : tell us why beth was with my father last night . alistair : we may be exposed as marty 's kidnappers .
ethan gives in to the pressure from the women all around him and serves theresa with custody papers . she responded in hurricane proportions and even managed to give him a well - deserved slap in the face . however , she is tossed off the estate by rebecca and ivy at their first opportunity . whitney ended up nursing her baby to keep him from crying , and although both chad and fox have hopes it means she 's coming around , she soon sets them straight , telling chad to take the baby and get out of town .
miguel : i ca n't argue with you , fox . she 's a doll . so what if she 's a little quirky . fox : quirky 's good . the last thing you want is some girl whose main aim in life is to fit in . siren dances to her own tune , man . miguel : and i kind of like the sound of her tune , if you know what i mean . fox : exactly . she 's gorgeous , right ? miguel : it 's not only that . even though she 's outspoken and spontaneous , there 's this innocence about her that 's so rare . fox : then do n't let what anyone thinks or says stop you , man . go for it . [ scene_break ] kay : tell me you did n't just ask what i think you did . siren : i just want to know how you did it . how did you talk miguel into making a baby with you . kay : that 's none of your business . and who said i talked him into anything ? siren : well , i did n't mean -- i mean , i -- i just got the impression it was n't something the two of you planned . kay : well , no , but it 's not like i tricked him or anything . there were deep feelings involved . we got carried away , ok ? siren : ok . so how do i do that with miguel ? kay : you do n't ! that 's how . you keep your hands off him . siren : why ? are you in love with him , too ? [ scene_break ] jessica : wow . everyone in this place has the same symbol spike tattooed on me . how weird is that ? simone : it 's too weird for me , especially since it 's the same symbol that 's in every single one of the missing paintings paloma and i are trying to find . paloma : are you sure spike never said what that symbol meant ? jessica : no . i thought he designed it himself . paloma : well , we 're here now and the guys who brought us seem to have disappeared , so i guess i 'll have to take matters into my own hands . simone : well , what are you going to do ? paloma : ask someone else about the symbol . jessica : hey ! you ca n't -- you ca n't do that ! [ scene_break ] noah : ow , oh , ow ! what -- ah . fancy : whoa ! noah : you ok ? fancy : yeah , sorry . i could n't see where i was jumping . noah : yeah , yeah . oh , god , as long as you 're not hurt , all right ? fancy : [ sighs ] noah : whoo . fancy , you should n't have come down here . fancy : i was n't going to let you risk your life down here by yourself . you heard what gianni said -- it 's dangerous down here . noah : which is -- fancy : people have come down into the catacombs and never been seen again . noah : so you to go back up to the street , ok ? fancy : forget it . i 'm not leaving you . noah : uh -- are n't you still angry at me ? whitney : help ! noah : look , over there . go . whitney : you said there 's help on the way , right ? nun : si , carissima , but you are the one who needs help more than that poor soul . whitney : no , no , you do n't understand . this is the man i love . this is the father of my child . i ca n't just let him die like this . nun : mm - hmm . you must be careful . evil is very near and i 'm afraid it 's coming for you ! man : do you hear me , whitney ? leave him there and exit the catacombs now ! whitney : i have to help chad . i ca n't let him die . man : you must let him perish . that is my will ! whitney : no , i wo n't do it . man : then you will be severely punished . your self - flagellation back at the convent will be nothing compared to the pain that i have in store for you . [ scene_break ] nun : be careful , carissima . you are in grave danger ! whitney : sister , listen , i appreciate your concern , but it 's not me who needs help right now . chad and that other man over there could die if i do n't get them out of here . now , i just pray it 's not too late . man : let him die ! whitney : i ca n't do that . i love him . man : that is precisely the reason why he must never come out of the catacombs alive . as long as your half brother lives , you will be lured by temptation and mortal sin . leave him now and come back to me so that you can continue with the mission that i have set before you -- unless , of course , your sinful desires are more important than the countless souls that i have asked you to help me save , souls who are worthy of being saved , unlike chad 's . nun : senti , listen . someone 's coming ! whitney : well , maybe they can help me with the other person . noah : there 's been a cave - in . is anyone here ? whitney : yes . yes , i 'm here , but help me with the other person over there . he 's near you guys . fancy : near us ? noah : oh , i see him . come on . man : meddling fools . whitney : maybe those people can help me with chad , too . look , sister , can you -- where did she go ? [ scene_break ] simone : we should n't even be here . jessica : oh , no . she 's really going to talk to those people . paloma : ahem . sorry to cut in , but i need to ask your date a question . ok , um , my friends and i were wondering about that symbol that you have on your chest . we were thinking about getting tattoos in the same design , and -- [ scene_break ] fox : it 'd be great if things between you and siren work out . she seems nice . miguel : i think she is . it 's going to be fun getting to know her better . [ scene_break ] kay : ok . siren , there is a big difference between being in love with someone and loving them . siren : there is ? kay : are you sure you 're from new hampshire and not some other planet ? siren : now , that 's not nice . kay : ok , fine . the reason that i care about miguel is n't because i 'm in love with him , but i do love him as a friend . i mean , we go way back . he means a lot to me . siren : like a brother . kay : well -- siren : so if you 're not in love with him , why ca n't i have a baby with him ? kay : because you ca n't -- that 's why . it 's just not the way you do things . siren : but you did and so did tabitha and she 's really old . kay : oh , how am i going to get through to you ? siren : and i love maria and endora . they 're so cute and sweet , i want one of my own . kay : ok . if you wanted a baby so bad , then why did n't you have one with your boyfriend ? siren : boyfriend ? kay : yeah . the guy you say left you last night , stole all your clothes -- that boyfriend ? siren : right ! uh -- well , he was n't ready to have a baby . kay : oh , neither is miguel , ok ? he already has enough on his plate helping me with maria . he does n't need another child . siren : that 's what miguel said , but i think i can change his mind . kay : you told miguel that you wanted to have his baby ? siren : yes . kay : i do n't believe you ! siren : uh - huh ! miguel : ready to go swimming ? siren : always . [ scene_break ] [ noah groans ] noah : hey , no , no , no . he has a pulse . it 's weak and thready , but it 's there . look , we have to hurry , all right ? clear out his airways . [ fancy gasps ] fancy : no , it ca n't be . i do n't believe it . noah : oh , my god . fancy : it 's luis -- my aunt sheridan 's luis . noah : what in the hell is he doing here ? come on . whitney : i do n't care what the monk says . i 'm not going to let you die . chad : are you an angel ? whitney : oh , thank god you 're alive . [ sobs ] oh , thank god ! man : idiot girl ! i will not allow this to happen . she must let him die ! [ scene_break ] jessica : he 's grabbing her arm ! simone : she must 've asked him about his tattoo . jessica : yeah , come on . paloma : ay , you 're hurting me ! [ music playing ] paloma : that 's why you grabbed me -- because you want to dance ? simone : i do n't believe it . jessica : this is getting more bizarre by the minute . simone : and i thought harmony was weird . [ scene_break ] [ siren and miguel chuckle ] siren : an indoor pool ! wow ! those pelicans must be rich ! miguel : pelicans ? siren : the family you said owned the estate . miguel : that 's the cranes , not the pelicans . [ miguel chuckles ] siren : who cares ? they must be nice if they like swimming enough to have an indoor pool . miguel : i 'm not sure i really follow your logic . but then again , i do n't think it really matters . siren : last one in is a rotten tomato ! miguel : i think you mean `` egg . `` kay : miguel , i need to talk to you . miguel : now ? kay : yes , before this thing with you and siren goes any further . miguel : what 's going on here , kay ? kay : look , i just -- i think you need to be careful , ok ? she -- she 's not cooking on all her burners . miguel : come on , just because she 's a little different ? kay : different ? she 's crazy . she 's kooky . she asked you to make her pregnant ? miguel : and i told her it was -- it was out of the question , that neither one of us was ready for that kind of talk . kay : and that 's all there is to it ? you act like she did n't just proposition you in the most outrageous , bold - faced way ? miguel : she has a dry sense of humor . why are you taking it so seriously ? kay : because she was n't joking . she told me the same thing as if it were the most normal , natural idea in the world . miguel : look , no offense , kay . i appreciate you watching my back , but what siren and i do is our business . kay : just promise me that if you sleep with her , you will use protection . miguel : we 're not that far along yet . kay : well , you will be if she keeps going the way she 's going . a girl like that , i would not put it past her if she tried to trick you into getting her pregnant . miguel : i do n't see siren as a scheming type . she 's too innocent , too naive , though you might know a little bit about tricks , would n't you ? kay : look , i did n't trick you into sleeping with me , ok ? i do n't know why you thought that i was charity that night . it was just one of those voodoo nights in harmony . things did n't make sense , ok ? besides , that 's ancient history . miguel : look , i was n't accusing you of anything . my point is siren is extremely naive and she may say things that sound really forward , but she does n't mean them that way . kay : hmm , i think she does . miguel : look , i 'll be careful , ok ? just for the record , why do you care so much ? kay : well , why would n't i care ? we 've been friends for a long time , i saw you get hurt by charity , and i just do n't want it to happen again . miguel : it already did , with you . but you 're in love with fox , engaged to marry the guy . do n't take this the wrong way , kay , but you made a choice , so as far as my love life 's concerned , how about you just butt out ? kay : i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to butt into your business . i 'm just trying to keep you from making a mistake with siren . miguel : i should n't have snapped at you . kay : it 's ok . it 's just that you two barely know each other , and she 's trying to have a baby with you ? is n't that a red flag ? miguel : i mean , it could be , or maybe she 's just lonely , hurt by this guy she was going out with , you know ? maybe she just wants to find somebody that treats her better . kay : you . miguel : why not me ? kay : because she 's crazy , that 's why . miguel : do n't you think that 's a little harsh ? i mean , just because she 's a little different ? kay : miguel , come on . miguel : i 'm serious . i like that she 's dancing to her own tune . charity was n't like other girls , either . kay : oh , so what are you saying ? that 's your type -- odd girls ? miguel : maybe so . so siren 's a fish out of water . what 's wrong with that ? siren : ah . fox : well , siren , i got to admit , you know , i was known as quite a swimmer back in school , but you swim circles around me . siren : circles ? i can do that . singer : i am water i am rain i am tempted here i am the hunter i am the prey though your -- [ scene_break ] simone : ok . i have heard of the expression `` when in rome , `` but this is ridiculous . jessica : and creepy . and if anyone knows creepy when she sees it , it 's me . simone : yeah , i wo n't argue with you there . [ scene_break ] man : whitney , let chad die ! do you hear me ? now , come back here so you can complete the mission for the church , and do not disobey me ! chad : oh . whitney : i was so afraid i was too late . i thought you were dead down there . chad : whitney ? is that you , whitney ? whitney : um -- no . no , it 's not . uh -- chad : whitney . you look so different . but it 's you . i could tell by your voice , your beautiful voice . it 's you . oh , thank god i found you . [ scene_break ] fancy : oh , he -- he 's coming around . noah : ok , all right . help me get him up . come on . [ noah groans ] fancy : luis ? luis ? open your eyes . wake up . luis : what am i -- it 's you . fancy : yes , luis . it 's -- luis : oh , my gosh ! you came for me . noah : hey , hey , hey , hey . fancy : luis ! luis : oh . you 're not sheridan . fancy : no , i 'm not . i 'm her niece fancy . luis : fancy -- oh , i am so sorry . i -- noah : it 's ok , it 's ok . luis : i do n't even know what i was thinking . noah : it 's ok , all right ? it 's all right . fancy : it was -- luis : i could have sworn i -- fancy : it was probably just my blond hair . luis : yeah . noah : look , you were out cold , ok ? you just came to . luis : oh . you mean you helped save me , too ? noah : yeah . look , but you do n't need to kiss me , ok ? [ luis chuckles ] luis : oh -- oh . noah : are you ok ? luis : uh -- not really , but i do n't think anything 's broken . what are you two doing in rome , anyway ? noah : um -- well -- look , it 's a long story , all right ? we 'll talk about it later . just -- ok , we 're just lucky we got you out of this rubble fast . luis : yeah . man , the whole ceiling collapsed on us . fancy : well , we could see your hand sticking up from the debris . it was horrible . luis : whew . well , thanks for digging me out . you guys saved my life . did you see the nun ? [ fancy laughs ] fancy : no , unless she was that woman who was here before . luis : no , no , no , no . she was -- she was in another corridor , and the walls -- they were bleeding . noah : whoa , ok , ok . look , you got to relax , man . are you sure you 're not just dreaming this ? imagining it ? because you were -- luis : no . we saw it . fancy : wait , you keep saying `` we . `` was someone else with you ? luis : yeah , i was here with chad harris . have you seen him ? noah : no . fancy : chad 's my half brother . what if he did n't get out ? we 've got to find him ! [ scene_break ] chad : whitney , what are you doing down here ? i was so worried about you . and why do you look so different ? whitney : no , never mind that , chad . [ chad groans ] whitney : what are you doing here ? chad : i came to find you . to bring you home . i mean , what are you doing in rome , anyway ? i mean , no one at the convent had any answers , and -- i do n't know -- it was like you just disappeared into thin air . man 's voice : get out of there now , whitney . let the others save him . he will only lead you into further temptation . leave him now ! do you hear me ? whitney : i -- i ca n't be here . um -- look , i -- i have to go , ok ? i want you to be caref -- chad : what , now ? whitney , i just found you . what 's going on here ? tell me what 's wrong . whitney : i ca n't . i 'm sorry , i have to go . please ? chad : no , i 'm not going to let you go until you tell me what 's going on . something 's wrong , whitney . whitney : i 'm sorry , ok ? i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . look , there are people here that are going to take care of you , ok ? they 're going to get you to the doctor , and you 'll be fine , ok ? chad : whitney , what , you dig me out just to abandon me ? come on , whitney , this is n't like you . man 's voice : now , whitney . do as i say ! whitney : chad , just please do n't hate me , and tell miles i love him . chad : but , whitney -- whitney ! man : cha ! [ scene_break ] jessica : hey , hey , paloma . are you all right ? simone : we thought he was going to hurt you . paloma : well , yeah , i thought so , too , at first . but all i did was ask him about his tattoo , and then he grabbed me . simone : yeah , but he looked so angry . paloma : i know , i know . and he does n't seem to speak english . i think he did n't understand what i said . jessica : ok , well , whatever . let 's get out of here . paloma : no , no . we came looking for answers , and i hate leaving without knowing anything more . jessica : well , i vote we get out of here while we still can , answers or not . are you guys coming ? paloma : wait a second . jessica : oh -- ahem . paloma : hi -- um -- um -- you did n't answer my question . that symbol on your chest -- what does it mean ? man : non ti capisco . paloma : oh , ok . i 'll try it in spanish . tu tatuaje -- que significa ? man : guarda , mi dispiace . io non so di che cosa sta parlando . un minuto . si , si . paloma : ok . the symbolo on your chesto -- everybody here in the club is wearing it . it must mean something . man : forget it , american girl . he does n't understand , ok ? paloma : well , then i 'll ask someone else . you promised to give us some answers . man : are you stupid , or what ? nobody here understands your question . zitta . [ scene_break ] kay : ok , so you 're into offbeat women . that does n't mean you should n't be careful with siren . miguel : i 'm a big boy , kay . i can take care of myself . kay : but look , i -- miguel : listen , ok ? just listen . you know how i feel about you . and when i came back to harmony and started getting to know you again , i fell hard , kay . i fell real hard . i was hoping maybe something could happen between us . kay : i know . miguel : but you and fox have made it real clear that you 're looking towards a future together . i came back too late . it 's nobody 's fault . it 's just the way it is . look , believe me when i tell you i do want you to be happy . even if it 's with someone else . fox is a great guy . and i could n't ask for a better stepdad to maria , either . kay : no , you -- you could n't . miguel : i respect your relationship with fox , so i 'm asking you to respect mine with siren . kay : well , the way you talk , it 's like you 're already involved . miguel : i know . and i do n't want to rush things . but i like her , kay . i like her a lot . and she likes me , too . kay : that 's an understatement . miguel : whatever . i 'm asking you to stay out of it , ok ? let me live my life , even if it means making a mistake . you know , maybe siren is n't the right woman for me , but then again , maybe she is . but it 's our business , not yours . you understand ? kay : i guess . i -- i do n't want to tell you what to do . miguel : then stop with all the badmouthing about siren . i do n't want to hear it . [ scene_break ] fox : are n't you getting dizzy yet ? siren : not a bit . fox : ok , well , i am , so stop . fox : what 's the matter ? siren : i do n't know . i have this funny feeling i 've never had before in my tummy . are you and kay close friends ? fox : more than friends . we 're in love . we 're getting married . siren : and you 're not jealous of her when she 's with miguel ? fox : no , not anymore . i admit i 've had a few visits from the green - eyed monster , but -- siren : who 's he ? fox : it 's just an expression . the point is , is i 've had to check myself and my jealousy over their relationship . miguel 's not a threat to me and kay . siren : she told you that ? fox : yeah , and i believe her . and i 'm sure they 're close , but it 's because they have a child together . they have lots of history . they grew up together . you do n't believe that they 're just friends ? siren : i do n't know . i just wonder whether close friends with a child and a lot of history can sometimes become more than friends . fox : yeah , sure , it happens , but not with those two . you know , you really are different from other girls , siren . siren : is that good or bad ? fox : i think it 's a good thing . it 's refreshing . siren : all i know is that i say what i think . fox : yeah , so i 've noticed . you really like miguel , do n't you ? siren : yes . i want him to be the father of my child , too . fox : right . so you want to race across the pool ? siren : you 're on ! fox : all right . on three . ready ? one , two , three -- fox : what the hell ? ! fox : no , it could n't have been . siren : i won ! why 'd you stop ? fox : ok , call me crazy , but i could have sworn i just saw a fin where your legs were supposed to be . just now when we were racing . siren : what ? miguel : too much chlorine in your eyes , buddy . fox : maybe . fox : ok , i 've completely lost it . not only do you have legs , but you have gorgeous ones . siren : thank you . fox : not as beautiful as kay 's legs . my eyes are definitely playing tricks on me . miguel : too bad . i 've always wanted to meet a mermaid . miguel : are you ready for another race ? fox : you coming in , kay ? kay : not right now . fox : well , then i 'm getting out . miguel , good luck . my money is on the young lady . fox : what 's the matter with you ? you look like you just lost your best friend or something . kay : i tried to warn miguel about siren , but he wo n't listen to me . she 's a little off . did you hear that she wants to have a baby with him ? fox : yeah , that 's got to be a joke . kay : no , it 's not funny . i tried to tell him that she 's going to cause him nothing but grief , but he wo n't listen . fox : yeah , i 'm not surprised . looks like they 've found better things to do than race laps . [ scene_break ] paloma : i ca n't believe not one person here can speak english or spanish . man : it 's true . paloma : then why did you bring us here ? you promised to give us some answers about the mysterious symbol in the stolen paintings . man : and you will get them . simone : when ? man : all in good time . paloma : are you wasting our time ? we only came here with you because you promised to help us track down those paintings . if this is some kind of game -- man : we promised to give you all the answers , and we will . but we do not respond well to pressure . paloma : hmm . man : you 're just going to have to trust us . jessica : hmm . i 've heard that one before . how are we supposed to trust you when this place is so off the wall ? man : no , the real question is , how are we supposed to trust you ? you are going to have to prove yourselves to us first . simone : how ? man : by doing exactly what we say . second man : ecco . [ scene_break ] chad : whitney , do n't run off ! come back ! ow . ow , damn it . fancy : oh -- luis : chad ! fancy : thank god you 're all right ! luis : chad . fancy : why are you calling for whitney ? chad : well , she 's the one that dug me out . and then she ran off . noah : that -- that 's who we saw earlier , but we just did n't recognize her . chad : well , she looks different than she did back at home . she 's unrecognizable . i did n't know who she was myself until -- until i heard her voice . whitney ? luis : well , chad , at least you 're alive , huh ? chad : yeah , you , too . noah , fancy , what -- what are you two doing here ? noah : uh -- it 's a long story . we 'll tell you later . fancy : this is too weird . it 's like half of harmony has shown up in rome at the same time . chad : yeah , well , i knew whitney was going to be here , so that 's why i came to rome -- only , i do n't know what she got into and why she ran off after she saved me . i 'm scared to death for her . fancy : physically , you mean ? chad : physically and everything else . i 've got a bad feeling about all of this . [ scene_break ] man : it is about time you decided to obey me . whitney : i could n't leave chad to die buried under all that rubble , lord . man : nothing and no one must come before your mission . whitney : it 's just that chad came to rome to look for me . he heard my screams , jumped in the catacomb to save my life . he risked his life to save mine . man : that is exactly the problem , is n't it ? did you not agree to follow my orders so you could rid yourself of your sinful feelings for your half brother ? whitney : yes . and i am . i 've done everything you 've asked me to do . man : you either want to atone for your grievous sin of incest , or you do n't . whitney : but i could n't just leave chad there to die . and , you know , a real man of god would n't want an innocent man to die , either . man : the father of your bastard child is far from innocent ! he would lead you into temptation at any turn . he 's no better than lucifer himself . whitney : that is not true . chad is a good and decent man . [ man sighs ] man : i have misjudged you , whitney . i thought you had learned your lesson . but i was a fool . i was a fool for having chosen you from all the people in the world to help me in this important mission ... a mission which is vital to the survival of my church and indeed to the redemption of your immortal soul . whitney : you did n't choose the wrong person . i want to help you . i want to atone for my sins . man : then you must prove it ! whitney : i will . i will . anything you ask . man : i have already asked , whitney . this man who would cause you to commit such a heinous sin -- he must die . it is the only way . [ scene_break ] [ siren laughs ] miguel : hey , no fair . siren : it 's a swimming pool . we 're supposed to be swimming . miguel : oh , if this is what you call swimming , fine by me . fox : stop looking at them like they 're criminals . kay : i do n't trust her , fox . you and miguel do n't understand . you 're men . fox : meaning we 're thick . kay : when it comes to women , yes . fox : he 's attracted to her . there 's no crime in that . kay : i know what i 'm looking at , ok ? she 's trouble . fox : look , you 're sweet to worry so much about miguel , but i 'm sure he can fend for himself . fox : besides , i mean , siren could turn out to be the best thing for miguel . i mean , i think it 's healthy that he 's getting over charity . i mean , that was a no - win situation for him . who knows ? maybe he 'll fall in love with siren -- she 'll reciprocate his feelings . be happy . kay : hmm . she wo n't make him happy . fox : kay , that 's not up to us . we 've got enough things to worry about without worrying about miguel and siren . kay : we do ? fox : like planning our wedding . how are the arrangements coming , anyway ? kay : they 're great , they 're great . i just have a little bit more to do , but everything will be done in time , i promise . fox : well , i hope so . it 's only the most important day of our lives . [ scene_break ] jessica : hey , i do n't care what these guys say , i want to get out of here . simone : me , too . everyone in here is creeping me out . paloma : you want to leave without learning anything about the symbol ? jessica : uh - huh . simone : yes . paloma : this is the right place to get answers . everybody 's wearing it in one way or another . jessica : hmm . i know . i still ca n't get over it being the same design as the tattoo spike made me get . simone : not to mention appearing in every single one of the missing church paintings . paloma : and how could it be that nobody here speaks even a little english ? maybe those guys are giving us some kind of runaround . jessica : yeah , which is why i want to get out of here while we still can . simone : she 's right , paloma . there 's something definitely off about this place . [ paloma sighs ] [ scene_break ] noah : well , this is coincidence enough that fancy and i ended up in rome at the same time , but you guys , too ? and -- and whitney ? that 's really bizarre . luis : yeah , it is . well , i 'm here looking for my son . i 've got reason to believe that beth is hiding him here in rome . fancy : this beth person -- it 's so strange to think she 's my grandfather 's illegitimate daughter . luis : yeah . fancy : i guess that makes her my aunt ? luis : and sheridan 's half sister . she 's sick . i 'm telling you guys , she is sick , and she is vicious . i 'm going to find her , i 'm going to find my son , and i 'm finally going to bring him back to sheridan . chad : well , look , i 'm not sticking around here . i got to find whitney . [ rumbling ] fancy : uh -- what 's that ? luis : oh , it could be another cave - in ! we got to get the hell out of here ! chad : yeah , but whitney went this way ! noah : no , no , you 're better use to her alive than dead ! come on , you can look for her later . let 's go ! go ! [ scene_break ] man : do n't look so shocked . surely , you must realize that you ca n't hold on to this sordid fantasy for chad . the best thing for everyone is his demise . whitney : but he 's the father of my child , lord . please . man : your child will be well cared for by your mother . admit it , whitney . you and chad can not exist together on this planet at the same time without feeling drawn toward one another . whitney : well , y - yes . but -- man : and you -- you will be led forever into temptation and damnable sin . [ sighs ] man : the decision is yours . if you choose to offend the church and spit on god 's commandments -- whitney : no , no , that is not what i want . man : if you choose this path , you will forfeit his forgiveness and his love . and your soul will burn in eternal hell . on the other hand , you can atone for your sins by doing god 's will . whitney : that 's what i want . that -- that 's what i 've always wanted , please . man : then stop fighting it , whitney . accept that you and chad can not both go on living . whitney : oh . i understand . now i understand . man : that 's better . i see that you now know what must be done . whitney : but it 's not chad who must die . it has to be me . [ next_on ] man : it 's your sister paloma . she 's in danger . man : sister whitney , you will die . luis : the key to winning sheridan back is finding marty . and i 'm going to do it , i swear that i am .
fancy and noah find luis buried under the rubble and dig him out . he mistakes fancy for sheridan and kisses her passionately , then apologizes for the mistake . whitney got chad out and was relieved to see he was ok , but `` god `` was very upset that she did n't let him die , and she ran away from chad to find him . he told her chad has to die , but she decided she should be the one to die instead . paloma , simone , and jessica try to find out what the club with all the patrons wearing the omega sign is about , but no one speaks english . the men that were with them told them to do what they say and they will give them the answers , but the girls decide they 'd rather do it on their own . they were n't able to get out the door unseen , however , and the men went after them .
{ chad : you stay the hell away from my wife . vincent : you know , i do n't have to be close to whitney to make good on my threat . chad : yeah ? and what 's that supposed to mean ? vincent : just that accidents happen . all the time , without warning . } chad : that 's it . i told him to lay off , but he would n't listen . he 's left me no other choice . whitney : are you talking to yourself ? who left you no other choice ? about what ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : do n't just stand there . you 're in charge of this prison . find my niece . warden : i am trying to tell you , i do n't see how she could have gotten in here . sheridan : and i am trying to tell you that she did . she is posing as a prison guard so that she can see luis lopez - fitzgerald . warden : but there 's no chance of that . he 's on death row in solitary . but i 've sent the guards to check anyway . sheridan : you know what ? i do n't have time for this . order your new hirees in here right now . warden : i ca n't do that . sheridan : you would n't say no to my father . warden : well , alistair crane -- sheridan : was smart and ruthless . he knew where all the bodies were buried at all times . even here . and i 'll tell you something else , warden . his information did n't die with him . i know enough on you to cost you your job , not to mention your reputation . so either you find fancy crane , or i will destroy you . [ scene_break ] fancy : oh , my god , they know i 'm here in the prison . luis : worse , they 're gon na know you 're posing as a guard . fancy : they 'll know it 's me in here with you . i am so sorry , luis . what ? why are you looking at me that way ? guard : which one is lopez - fitzgerald 's cell ? second guard : we assigned him suite d. if she 's here , she should be around here somewhere . fancy : stop it ! luis : get down there . get down there ! guard : freeze , prisoner ! second guard : what the hell is going on in here ? [ scene_break ] person : i warned you not to disobey me again , theresa . now i 'm going to destroy you and everyone you love . ethan : would you look at that freak ? what -- what 's with the mask ? person : you are n't where you 're supposed to be , theresa . that would be with your husband , jared . if you 're with ethan , i will not be amused . oh , no . far from it . i 'll be so unhappy , i 'll have to tell him all about the secret you 're hiding from him . is that what you want ? theresa : no , please -- ethan : all right , this is going to stop right here . tell me . tell me what is going on . i want the truth . [ scene_break ] gwen : god , i 'm begging you , please stop it ! please stop ! rebecca : gwennie , who 's with you ? who 's hurting you ? gwen : nobody , mother . nobody 's hurting me . rebecca : but i heard you cry out . gwen : i told you i ca n't talk right now . [ gwen screams ] rebecca : gwennie ! tell me what 's going on ! [ scene_break ] chad : i did n't know you were there . whitney : oh , so you always talk to yourself when you think you 're alone , then . chad : not normally , but these days a little more than i 'd like to admit . whitney : well , you did n't ! chad : oh , right , right . i 'm just -- i 'm at the end of my rope with this client that wo n't take the hint . whitney : and they 're the ones who keep calling you on your cell phone . chad : yeah , i should never have given them my private number . that 'll teach me , right ? anyway , the deal we 're doing is done , and he keeps pestering me with these stupid questions . whitney : and you 're so conscientious , you feel like you have to answer all of them . babe , you work far too hard . [ knock on door ] chad : i 'll get that . whitney : no , no , no . why do n't you finish your work thing , and i 'll handle whoever 's at the door . ok ? chad : ok . [ door opens ] whitney : what are you doing here ? i was n't expecting you . chad : damn it . must be vincent . [ scene_break ] theresa : you know what , i ca n't talk to you right now . really , i ca n't , i got ta go . ethan : theresa , do n't leave right now . theresa : i have to leave , i have to go . i have to go to jared , ok ? he 's been waiting for me for hours . ethan : i 'm not letting you walk out of this room before you tell me what the secret is that this blackmailer has on you . theresa : you know what ? there is n't a secret . ethan : there 's no -- you admitted to me there was a secret . theresa : you know what , i was wrong , ok ? i was completely wrong . you know , it 's just that the blackmailer and , you know , all those demands -- i was just -- i was starting to feel guilty over nothing . and now there is something that he can hold over me . ethan : what are you talking about ? theresa : what am i talking about ? i 'm married . i 'm married to jared , and what if the blackmailer finds out , you know , that we just made love again , ethan ? again . ethan : he is not going to find out , she is not . whatever the thing is , it 's not gon na find out , theresa . alistair made this room especially for himself . it was his own private sanctuary so nobody could spy on him . please do n't leave now . theresa : no , no , no , i have to . i really have to go be with jared . ethan : why , because you want to or because this monster is making you ? theresa : you know what ? it does n't matter , ok ? i can never be with you , not like this , not ever again . ethan : yeah , you can . yeah , you can . because you know that you want to be with me just as much as i want to be with you . you ca n't run off and go have jared 's baby . it 's wrong . the whole thing is wrong , theresa . theresa : ok , wait , we 'll finish this later . i need to get out of here before my brothers are punished even more for my weak will . ethan : there -- [ scene_break ] sheridan : my niece , fancy crane , is posing as a guard in your prison . i want you to find her . warden : it 's not that simple . [ phone rings ] warden : i wo n't be a minute . sheridan : make sure you are n't . warden : head warden . are you sure ? sheridan : what is it ? have they found fancy ? [ scene_break ] guard : put that down or i 'll shoot . luis : go ahead . gon na kill me anyway . guard : we do n't take too kindly to prisoners beating up on the staff . luis : like i said , stay the hell away from me . guard : better not , better not . you know what happened the last time we offed a prisoner . let 's take him out the old fashioned way . second guard : yeah . [ luis and guards struggle ] fancy : why are you looking at me like that ? are you really mad at me ? luis : no , i am not mad at you , but i 've got a plan . fancy : what is it ? luis : i 'm gon na make it look like i jumped you , otherwise you are going to prison . fancy : yeah , but -- luis : just trust me . [ luis and guards struggle ] [ scene_break ] chad : damn you , vincent , for coming to my house to break up my family . whitney , i 'll take care of this . whitney : well , honey , it 's my mom . chad : [ chuckles ] whitney : [ laughs ] who 'd you think it was ? eve : everything all right ? chad : yeah , you know , i 'm sorry . i thought it was , um ... [ clears throat ] whitney : what ? who were you afraid was at the door ? chad : that client that i was telling you about , the one texting me , i thought he crossed the line and came to our house to bother me . whitney : oh . eve : crane has clients like that ? whitney : oh , yeah , mom . you should hear some of the stories chad tells me about the people that alistair and julian have business dealings with . eve : thanks , i 'll pass . chad : yeah , well , anyway , it 's good to see you , eve . i 'm sorry i 'm so jumpy . eve : oh , that 's all right , sweetheart . whitney 's told me how hard you 've been working . just wish you 'd find some time for some rest . whitney : yeah , now that makes three of us . now , do you really think this client of yours would come to our home ? chad : i do n't know , baby . but i 'm gon na call crane security , have them place someone out front of the building . eve : wow , chad , that sounds awfully extreme . whitney : yeah , it does . honey , i feel fine . but if you think it 's best . chad : yeah . all right . eve : how long has he been this edgy ? whitney : too long , if you ask me . i think he should just quit crane all together , you know , but i feel like he has something he needs to prove , you know ? eve : mm . whitney : being the first black member of the , you know , royal family . that 's why it 's so important , so very important , the surprise party that i 'm throwing for him . eve : oh , honey , anything i can do to help you plan it . of course i guess i should 've called first to make sure chad was n't home . whitney : no , no , no , it 's fine , it 's fine . as soon as he leaves , we 'll get down to business . eve : ok . maybe in the meantime i 'll tell you my surprise . valerie has really done her job , because she has managed to track down the son i had with julian . whitney : mom , you 're kidding me . eve : no , no , i 'm so excited . apparently she 's even got a dna match . you know , when we found out that chad was n't our son , i thought , well , that 's it , you know ? we 're never gon na find him . so this is like -- it 's a miracle . it 's totally unexpected . whitney : this is amazing . so , who is he ? where is he ? when do i get to meet my half brother ? eve : well , we 're not quite that far along , but we are getting closer . god , after all these years . i ca n't believe i am finally going to meet my son . [ scene_break ] sheridan : what was that call about ? did they find my niece in your pathetic excuse for a secure facility ? warden : my prison meets all guidelines for security . sheridan : well , then how did my niece manage to get a job here under an assumed name ? i want you to find her ! warden : it will have to wait . the call was about a disturbance in solitary . sheridan : that 's where you 're holding luis . warden : mm - hmm . he 's attacked a guard inside his cell . two other guards are trying to `` subdue `` him as we speak . sheridan : do n't let them hurt him . warden : my staff will do whatever is necessary . i 've got to go there . sheridan : i 'm coming with you . warden : you most certainly are not ! look , i do n't care who you are . no civilians are allowed down there for any reason whatsoever . stay here . i 'll call you when i assess the situation . sheridan : but -- warden : [ yelling ] i said ... [ normal voice ] stay here . [ door closes ] sheridan : dear god , please let luis be all right . i swear to god , if fancy has anything to do with this , i will kill her myself . [ scene_break ] guard : that 'll teach you to attack one of our guards . second guard : a female guard , no less ! luis : she deserved it . fancy : the hell i did . hey , uh , you guys better be careful or you 'll finish him off . guard : oh , gee , that 'd be a real shame . warden : yeah ! get him ! hit him ! yeah , that 's it ! yes ! fancy : oh , my god ! what the hell have you done to him ? warden : what do you care what happens to the lowlife ? [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] theresa : jared . there you are . jared : is everything all right ? where you been ? theresa : uh , what do you mean ? jared : well , i figured you 'd be back hours ago . i searched around for you . with your son , as a matter of fact . theresa : i 'm sorry . jared : so , where you been ? theresa : well , actually , i was at sheridan 's . you did n't think to look for me there , right ? jared : no , i figured you were somewhere around the house . theresa : yeah , yeah . i should have called . sorry . jared : that 's ok . i do n't think i really need that chair anymore , but it 's a good thing i did n't send it back . me and your son were drag racing through the hallways . [ laughs ] theresa : wow , that sounds like fun . jared : it was . it was -- it was great . i think he 's really starting to accept me as his stepfather . theresa : that 's wonderful . jared : he even said so out loud . well , in so many words . theresa : yeah ? what 'd he say ? jared : well , it was kind of a kid thing . he made up a story about running into a clown in the east wing . theresa : a clown ? jared : yeah . he 's got quite an imagination . he said that the , uh , this clown was a half - man , half - woman and that the clown said i would make a great father to him . [ glass shatters ] theresa : oh , god . jared : you all right ? let me help you . theresa : no , no , no , no . please , no , no , no , do n't . you 're gon na hurt yourself , you have bare feet , ok ? i got it . jared : well , i 'll call the housekeeper . theresa : no , no , really . it 's ok , it 's ok , i have it , i just -- you know , i can be a klutz at times , that 's all . jared : are you sure you 're all right ? theresa : yeah , really . i 'm fine . totally . jared : well -- theresa : there , ok . jared : you seem pretty tired . why do n't you lie down a bit ? theresa : no , no , no . i 'm good . i 'm really , really good . it 's just , you know , i 've got a lot of work that i need to do today . jared : what , you have to go to the office ? theresa : ah , yeah -- n - n - no , i do n't , actually . i -- i -- i have this conference call that i have to take , and , uh , i could just do that in the library . jared : well , do it . then you 'll be home and be close to me . when you get finished , you can come back up . theresa : yeah , ok . all right . [ door opens ] [ door closes ] jared : something 's wrong with tess . i wish she 'd tell me what it is . [ scene_break ] ethan : maybe if i drink enough of this , i 'll just forget about theresa . rebecca : oh , ethan , thank god you 're here . i have been looking everywhere for you . i need your help with gwen . ethan : look , even if i wanted to help you , i 'm sure gwen would n't go along with it . what , what ? what 's wrong now ? rebecca : ethan , really , i -- i -- i 'm being serious here . i need your help ; her life could be in danger . ethan : i 'm sorry if i do n't take the bait on this one , ok ? you 're no stranger to hyperbole . rebecca : look , i have no idea who that is , all right ? but i am telling you the truth . you got ta call gwen right away . ethan : i 've tried to call her . she wo n't even pick up the phone , rebecca . rebecca : well , it 's different . she 's in trouble now . ethan : all right , all right , i 'll take the bait . why do you think she 's in trouble ? rebecca : look , i have called her , and at least twice now i have heard her cry out in pain like somebody is there hurting her , maybe even torturing her . ethan : rebecca , she probably has a bad headache , ok ? rebecca : ethan , that is not what it is . look , i know my daughter . and somebody is there with her , and they could be doing something really horrible to her . ethan : all right , all right , let 's be logical about this . try to be logical about this , ok ? if someone is torturing your daughter , why would they let her talk on the phone ? right . so , listen , rebecca , i am not going to be your son- in - law much longer . when gwen 's and my divorce petition goes through . and i 'm not going to have to listen to these implausible conversations anymore . i know what this is about . theresa and jared are married and they 're planning to have a baby . rebecca : so ? ethan : so , you 're trying to get gwen to come back here to come home to me . it 's not gon na happen . you have to forget about it . gwen made the decision , she said it was final . and furthermore , theresa and jared are married right now , yes , but it 's not gon na last for long , and she is going to come back to me . ethan : all right , look . give me the phone . i 'll call her , ok ? rebecca : [ sighs ] thank you . ethan : [ sighs ] gwen : hello ? ethan : gwen , hi , it 's -- it 's me . listen , you 're mother is having a fit because of the way you 've sounded on the phone . are you ok ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : yes , the warden gave me permission to use his phone . i would like to know how things are going in luis lopez - fitzgerald 's cell , as well as how the search for fancy crane is going . no , i will not ho -- hold . [ scene_break ] warden : i thought he attacked you . what the hell do you care whether he lives or dies ? fancy : [ scoffs ] well , i -- i just meant -- it 's not that i give two cents about the pervert ; it 's just that where i come from , the jail i used to work at , they were real sensitive about the prison guard 's brutality . guard : [ laughs ] warden : well , here we worry a lot more about the prisoner 's behavior than the guard 's . fancy : yeah , yeah , i know . that 's why i wanted to work here . i forgot myself for a minute . warden : mm . you forgot yourself , huh ? maybe you remember that we are turning the prison upside - down trying to find a woman posing as a guard ? fancy : oh , yeah . i heard something about that over the p.a . warden : now , the search is being initiated by a very important person in town , someone with a lot of pull , and she wo n't rest until this -- [ whispering ] fancy crane person is found . fancy : hmm . well , so ? what 's that got to do with me ? warden : well , i was just thinking , you know ? here you are , in luis lopez- fitzgerald 's cell , and you 're one of the new hires . are you even assigned to this block ? fancy : [ clears throat ] um , no . warden : then what the hell are you doing in this cell ? are you fancy crane ? fancy : [ laughs ] ah , me ? fancy crane ? i 'll tell you what , if my parents named me something like that , i would have sued them on judge joe brown . does it look like my last name 's crane ? guard : but you do n't look half bad . usually the female guards we get around here are dogs . second guard : yeah , when i interviewed her -- this here 's one hot mama . warden : nobody 's asking you , you idiot . so , if you were not assigned to the solitary block , what are you doing in this man 's cell ? fancy : just trying to make points , sir . like i said , i 'm brand - new here , i was on my way to a smoking break , but i thought i 'd check out the death row facility , see if i could lend a hand . i knew you were short - staffed today . so , i heard some commotion from in here , and -- warden : hey , look at me . fancy : i heard some commotion coming from in here , and i -- well , i fell for the oldest trick in the book , i 'm embarrassed to say . warden : oh , really ? tell me what that is . fancy : well , i came in -- he was making ruckus on purpose just to lure me in here . jumped me as soon as the door opened . the only thing i did right was make sure the door was closed so the prisoner could n't escape . warden : how do i know you 're who you say you are ? guard : hey , i checked her i.d . before , boss , and everything came up clean . i mean , there 's no way she 's not who she claims she is . warden : all right . listen , be more careful next time , all right ? if you 're gon na go into a prisoner 's cell , you call for backup first . fancy : yes , sir . warden : but i am very impressed that you took your break time to try and help out . fancy : thank you , sir . warden : mm - hmm . all right , let 's go . fancy : what about him ? warden : what about him ? fancy : well , he seems to be in pretty rough shape . i mean , if he does n't get any medical attention -- warden : guard , this is death row , you understand ? [ sighs ] on second thought , um , we 'd better be careful . i 'll have that `` sister alice `` on my case if anything happens to him . get him down to the infirmary . fancy : i 'll help you . warden : no need , guard . fancy : no , please , sir , he attacked me . if you 'll grant me permission , i 'd like to be the one who guards him myself . the pig could use a little payback , do n't you think ? warden : all right . i like the way you think . get him out of here . guard . mm . fancy : thank you , sir . warden : mm - hmm . warden : this is the warden . sheridan : what 's going on ? what happened to luis ? warden : oh , do n't worry . he 'll survive . sheridan : what happened ? is he hurt ? warden : oh , they 'll fix him up good as new in the infirmary . now , stay where you are . i will be back in a few minutes . [ scene_break ] whitney : so , what do you think of the guest list so far ? eve : it would be a lot easier for me to look at if chad was n't in the room . whitney : i know , i know . i thought he would 've gone to work by now . um , maybe i should send him on an errand , you know ? to go get something for miles . i just do n't want him to get suspicious , you know ? i want this to be a complete surprise . chad : hey . i 've got ta go . i wo n't be too late , though , ok ? whitney : ok , ok , well , do n't work too hard . you know what they say , `` all work and no play . `` chad : right . good to see you , eve . eve : you , too , sweetheart . whitney : and good luck with that client who has been bothering you . chad : yeah . whitney : [ giggles ] chad : [ sighs ] this is over today . over for good . eve : well , that was convenient . whitney : i know . [ laughs ] i did n't even have to make up an excuse to get rid of him . i hate even tiny little lies like that , you know ? eve : oh , whitney , it 's so good the way you and chad learn from your mistakes . whitney : why do you say it like that ? eve : when i learned about our son , i started softening towards julian again . whitney : mom -- eve : i know . do n't tell me , i 'm a total fool . when i went over there to tell him that maybe i was wrong about closing the door on any future between us , i found him in the bed with ivy . whitney : no . mom , you 're kidding me . eve : first valerie , now ivy . you know , i was n't wrong to leave him . he just ca n't be trusted . oh , honey , thank god that you have a man who believes in fidelity the same way that you do . whitney : i do , mom . i thank god every day . and the one thing i know about chad is that i will never walk in on him in bed with another woman . [ scene_break ] luis : hey . hey . head . my head . guard : you 're lucky you can feel your head after what you did to our new guard . luis : lucky ? she 's lucky that you showed up . guard : man , i do not want to leave you alone with him . fancy : no , i can handle him . trust me . i 've got it all under control . luis : yeah ? fancy : you want to try to jump me again now ? yeah , i thought so . you can go . guard : if you say so . luis : ow . fancy : oh , my god , luis . are you ok ? luis : i 've been better . fancy : they beat you up like that because they thought you 'd attacked me . luis : yeah . well , the plan was just to protect you . fancy : [ whispering ] oh , my god . you are so wonderful . it 's no wonder i love you so much . luis : i love you , too . fancy : sheridan knows . luis : knows what ? fancy : she knows that i 'm here , in the prison ... posing as a guard . luis : how ? fancy : beats me . but it means i ca n't keep up the cover for that much longer . luis . if i have to leave , how am i gon na see you again ? sheridan : that 's easy . you 're not . [ scene_break ] rebecca : what did she tell you ? why did she cry out in pain ? ethan : oh -- i 'm trying to find out . rebecca : well , make her tell you ! ethan : gwen ? your mother 's freaking out , ok ? she 's very worried about you . gwen : which is the only reason you called me , is n't it ? because my mother forced you to . ethan : hold on -- hold on a second . i 've tried to contact you countless times . you 're the one that wo n't tell anyone where you are . you 're the one that wo n't return my calls , and the only communication i 've gotten from you is a petition for divorce , gwen . gwen : but you do admit it , ethan ? that you 're only calling now because my mother 's hounding you . ethan : gwen , look -- gwen : no , you look , ok ? just tell my mother to stop harassing me . i 'm not coming back to harmony no matter what she says . so the both of you just leave me alone , ok ? [ scene_break ] theresa : i do n't care what julian asked you to do . i am in charge of this house . crane security takes its orders from me . now , i want my son and my daughter watched around the clock . and keep a special eye on little ethan for me , please . and if anyone outside the family so much as looks at him , i need you to contact me immediately . person : that wo n't protect your son , theresa . theresa : [ gasps ] person : [ grunts ] you 're not calling anyone . you 're going to do exactly as i tell you or regret it for the rest of your slutty , miserable life . [ scene_break ] fancy : ow ! let go of me . i know what you did . i heard all about how you snuck in here and tried to seduce luis . sheridan : oh , i snuck in here . look at you , dressed as a prison guard . are you that desperate to hold on to your man ? fancy : unbelievable . but i guess i should be gratified . at least you 're admitting he 's my man . sheridan : not for long he is n't . was n't it bad enough that you landed him on death row ? now your antics have almost killed him . fancy : he 's not gon na die . not of the beating he just got in his cell or by lethal injection . sheridan : you do n't know a damn thing . who the hell do you think you are ? fancy : i 'm the woman he loves , that 's who . sheridan : i do n't think you 're half as sure of that as you claim to be . that 's why you 're so hell - bent on doing him in . you hate that he kissed me . fancy : you kissed him . i know all about it . luis told me how desperate you were . he feels sorry for you . sheridan : you know , i do n't know how you walk around after all the heartbreak and chaos you have caused to all the people around you . you 're like the angel of death . every life you touch ends in tragedy . if you really love luis , leave him alone . walk away . he has had nothing but trouble ever since you walked into his life . fancy : his life was a mess before i came into it , sheridan . it was n't me who broke his heart , it was you . oh , and let 's not forget antonio . he loved you and died for it . god , you must be very proud of your track record with men . chris loved you and finally took off with what was left of his heart , along with his son , and escaped . good for them , because they got away from you . sheridan : how dare you . fancy : and you went on and on about how much you loved james , and how you could n't love him more if he was your biological son . i wonder if you could even shed a tear over his absence . my god , sheridan , do n't you get it ? you could 've had luis . you could 've been with him . but you chose chris and james over him . sheridan : you know what ? that 's it . i 've heard enough . i 'm calling the guards right now and telling them who you really are . and while you 're rotting in jail , i 'll be with luis . [ scene_break ] ethan : look , gwen , i do n't want to fight with you . the last thing i ever wanted was for us to be enemies , all right ? gwen : you stole my life , ethan , not to mention my precious little girl . how would you expect me to feel about you ? ethan : i did not steal jane . gwen : you know what ? let 's not go there . i told you , i 'm busy . there are new people in my life now . woman : he 's coming ! ethan : who the heck was that ? who -- who 's coming ? [ scene_break ] theresa : what more could you possibly want from me ? i have done everything that you 've asked me to do . i married jared , i 'm trying to have his child . person : where were you ? i 've been looking all over the mansion for you . were you with ethan ? theresa : was i with ethan ? no , i was n't with ethan . you told me to stay away from him . person : then where were you ? theresa : i was walking around , you know ? trying to clear my head . this is n't easy for me , and now you 're bothering my son ? person : we had a lovely time -- theresa : you know , i am warning you , if you ever touch my -- person : you 'll what ? you know i 'm holding all the cards , theresa . that 's if you care about the lives of your brothers and others you love , too . besides , i 'd never harm a child . do what i say , or i 'll tell ethan he 's the boy 's real father . theresa : no . person : that 's right . if the secret comes out , your son will be exposed as a faux - crane . he 'll lose his inheritance , and you 'll lose all the influence you exert as head of crane , influence you need if you 're to spare your brothers ' lives . if i were you , i 'd stop playing games right now . [ scene_break ] eve : now , who are you putting simone next to ? whitney : well , you know , i do n't know if simone 's gon na be able to make it . she really has n't been the same since rae passed away . eve : i know . that poor baby . well , chad is just gon na love you for all the trouble that you have taken for him . whitney : i hope so . i mean , honestly , i would do anything for that man . eve : i 'm sure it goes both ways , honey . and i know i do n't really have to say this , but you just make sure that you really cherish him and appreciate how wonderful he is . even in the little ways . whitney : and do n't be jealous , or tell fibs , or keep secrets , i know . eve : ok . i see that you should be the one advising me on how to protect relationships . because i have obviously done a lousy job . whitney : come on , mom . you did the best you could , you know ? i just think you just trusted the wrong people . but i know how lucky i am to be with chad . eve : oh , baby , he is the lucky one . i hope he knows that . whitney : oh , i know he does . i mean , he could n't love me any more if he tried . [ scene_break ] chad : [ sighs ] damn you , vincent , for pulling me out of my house , making me lie to whitney again . yeah , well , this is the last time you ever do that . one way or the other , it 's over . [ scene_break ] sheridan : uh , what ? fancy : you wo n't turn me in to the guards . sheridan : oh , yeah ? i 'd love to hear why not . fancy : because luis would hate you for it . he 'd never speak to you again . he may harbor some old , leftover tender feelings for you , but if there 's one thing luis despises , it 's vengeful , vindictive behavior . from anyone . so , just face it . luis is with me now , and he 's gon na be with me when he gets out of here . sheridan : dream on . i do n't care what i have to do . luis will be mine again . fancy : you 're the one who 's dreaming , `` auntie . `` i 'm with luis , not you . [ scene_break ] ethan : who 's with you ? what did `` she `` mean when she said `` he 's coming `` ? rebecca : no . no , no , no , it ca n't be . gwen : goodbye , ethan , i really have to go . rebecca : what ? so , she wo n't tell you who 's there with her ? ethan : no . rebecca : maybe it 's a new man . somebody worthy of her this time , but -- no , i mean , if that were true , i mean , why would she be crying out in pain if everything was fine ? ethan : i do n't know . i did what you wanted me to do . i have other things i have to do . rebecca : [ sighs ] something just does not feel right about this . rebecca : [ sighs ] gwen , who is this new man ? i got ta find out . [ scene_break ] person : if i lose sight of you again , i 'll tell the world ethan is little ethan 's father . your son will no longer be the number one crane heir . and you 'll lose all the power and money you 've become so accustomed to . but most heart - rending of all , you 'll have to look into your mother 's eyes every day , knowing that you 're responsible for luis being executed and miguel spending the rest of his life behind bars . bottom line , do n't mess with me , theresa . [ doorknob jiggles ] [ door opens ] jared : hey . you finished with the conference call ? theresa : yeah . jared : you all right ? theresa : yeah . yeah , i 'm fine . good . um . i love you , jared . jared : i love you , too . [ next_on ] guard : what 's going on with you and luis lopez - fitzgerald ? chad : this needs to stop . and i 'm here to end it . spike : say adios , amigo .
whitney is planning a surprise party for chad . chad is meeting with vincent for the last time . he brought a gun with him . sheridan is at the prison trying to find fancy . she finds her in the medical ward of the prison due to luis being beat up . he was attacked because he faked an attack on fancy . theresa goes to see jared and jared tells her about little ethan seeing the blackmailer . she calls security and tells them to watch little ethan very closely . the blackmailer is in the library when theresa makes the call . theresa turns around and the blackmailer asks her where she has been . ethan calls gwen because rebecca is worried about her . he gets no info to help rebecca .
ethan : i love you . i love you so much . theresa : i love you . gwen : ethan will be so surprised to see me . [ in the hallway near the bedroom . ] ethan : oh , god , that was incredible . [ noise ] theresa 's voice : oh , my god ! who is that ? [ scene_break ] alistair : you made a wise decision . i 'll have pilar in the experimental program in no time , but first , my files , if you please . luis : give alistair the files . hank : are you sure , luis ? chad : he 'll walk if we do . luis : look , i do n't have a choice . just give him the files , the c.d.s , and the hard drive . alistair : and any other copies you may have squirreled away . luis : that 's all i have . alistair : hmm . very wise , luis . very wise . this is alistair crane . i want you to include pilar lopez - fitzgerald in your experimental blood study . oh , i realize the program is full , but might i remind you how much money the cranes donate to your research department ? [ alistair laughs ] alistair : good . now , i want her included and given the experimental drug immediately . it 's done . your mother will now have the chance to survive . luis : i 'm sorry sheridan , i had no choice . i had to do it . [ talking to himself . ] [ scene_break ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places , and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet , and i , would fly on the wings of the bird , i knew , could take me highest . breathe in , breathe out . you keep me alive , you are the fire burning inside of me ; you are my passion for life . [ scene_break ] theresa 's voice : oh , my god ! it 's gwen ! what 's she doing back here ? gwen : sweetheart -- honey ? honey , it 's me . i 'm home . my flight was canceled due to the fog . so here i am . oh . what the hell is this ? [ scene_break ] pilar : oh , thank you . thank you for being here with me . miguel : of course we 're here , mama . you 've got to hold on , ok ? you 're going to get well . charity : tell us what you need . pilar : pray -- pray with me . miguel : ok . pilar : `` hail mary -- `` charity and miguel : `` full of grace , the lord is with thee . blessed art thou among women . and blessed is the fruit of thy womb , jesus . `` [ scene_break ] julian : how is she ? eve : she 's dying . [ julian sighs ] eve : and there is not a thing that i can do about it , unless luis gives in to alistair 's demands and returns those c.d.s . julian : if luis gives in to my father , pilar has a chance to live ? eve : luis said he would base his decision on my recommendation , and i told him that if pilar can get into the program , the experimental drugs might save her life . julian : and your life . there 's a chance we may never find our son if father has those c.d.s are back in his possession . eve : i know . julian : you 're doing a very , very good thing for pilar . eve : no , she 's my patient , and she 's my friend . her welfare comes first . julian : we were so close to finding our boy . now father will do everything he can to keep him from us . eve : yes . [ scene_break ] luis : chad -- chad : man , that must have been a tough decision . luis : yeah , you know , i -- i did n't really have a choice . could n't just let my mother die . chad : yeah , i understand . and sheridan 's the woman you love , and now you ca n't show her the proof that alistair was trying to keep you two apart . luis : yeah . chad : you had to lose her to save your mom . luis : yeah , i love sheridan with all my heart , but i could n't just let my mother die , you know ? [ scene_break ] liz : t.c . , i wonder what 's holding things up ? luis said he was going to show the rest of the evidence he has on the cranes . t.c . : well , what we 've seen so far seems pretty damaging . liz : yes . but i did get the impression that there was more -- about all the citizens of harmony , and even more about your family , t.c . t.c . : well , liz , what i saw on the files proves to me that the cranes were responsible for stealing my family 's farm , and i 'm very curious to see what else is on those files . i 'm going to find out what 's holding them up . liz : poor t.c . if things do go forward , he is not going to like what he learns about his wife and julian crane . [ scene_break ] rebecca : ivy , what 's going on ? why did luis stop showing those horrible files of alistair 's ? ivy : i do n't know . rebecca : all i know is i 'm through . i am going to be a social pariah after this -- unless alistair can find a way to claw his way out of this . and i -- i really do n't see how he can . ivy : nor -- nor can i . ivy 's inner voice : but if the information gets out that i blackmailed eve into changing those d.n.a . test results for grace and john , sam will hate me forever . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : oh , bethie , are n't you lucky that you gussied up this evening , huh ? that way , you 'll look real pretty for your mug shot . beth : shut up , mother . mrs. wallace : i can not wait to see the expression on luis ' face when he sees the proof that you kidnapped sheridan . oh , keeping her down in that basement , taking her baby , trying to kill her . luis is going to have your head right on a platter . beth : you know what , mother ? if i 'm going down , you 're going down , too . you and that damn monkey . [ mrs. wallace gasps ] [ scene_break ] [ sheridan sighs ] sheridan : i do n't know what happened . why did luis stop showing those files of my father ? antonio : because , i told you , he 's bluffing . he does n't have anything . sheridan : but the proof he has shown so far is very incriminating . i mean , especially the boat exploding that luis and i were on . i mean , that 's just proof that my father tried to kill me . antonio : i also told you that that video is called stock footage . he has nothing , sheridan . sheridan : i still want to see what else luis has . antonio : sheridan , he dummied up the c.d.s . i told you , he 's desperate . he 'll do anything he can to try to get you back . he has n't showed us one thing that alistair 's done anything wrong . [ scene_break ] luis : ladies and gentlemen , can i have your attention , please ? i 'm sorry , but i will not be able to continue the presentation . [ gasps ] mrs. wallace : oh ! man : you 're kidding . t.c . : luis , why did you stop showing alistair 's files ? luis : because the files are gone . [ gasps ] t.c. 's . : they 're gone ? [ murmurs ] antonio : i knew he did n't have any proof of anything . [ murmurs ] [ scene_break ] julian : eve , no matter what luis does tonight , i will find our son , i promise you . eve : no , julian , you know alistair will stop you at every turn . julian : that wo n't keep me from trying . eve : thank you , julian . [ pager beeps ] eve : excuse me , i better get this . eve : this is dr. russell . pilar lopez - fitzgerald has been admitted to the program ? yes ! no , it 's wonderful ! thank you very much . julian : luis gave father the c.d.s . eve : well , he must have because pilar 's been admitted to the program . thank god . and i can get her started on the drugs right away . excuse me . julian : i 'm glad for pilar , but this may mean we never find our son . [ scene_break ] miguel 's inner voice : please , god , let my mother live . we love her so much . we ca n't go on without her . please , save her . [ scene_break ] ivy : sam , what happened ? why did n't luis show alistair 's files ? sam : i do n't know . [ scene_break ] t.c . : luis , you said the evidence is gone . gone where ? luis : just what i said , t.c . it 's gone . t.c . : well , damn it ! what happened to it ? luis : t.c . , i had no choice . i 'll explain it to you later . sam : luis , what are you doing ? we were about to blow the cranes out of the water by exposing all of the things that they 've done to the people of harmony . why did you stop ? luis : look , sam , alistair is the only person who can save my mother , ok ? she 's dying , ok ? she has some sort of blood disease . none of us knew about it , ok ? eve was the only one who knew . alistair , in exchange for the c.d.s , said he would get her into some sort of experimental program that could save her life . sam : so alistair has all the evidence ? luis : yes . well , come on , what would you have done ? sam : just what you did . all right , everyone , it 's time to go home . [ murmurs ] man : what do you mean , go home ? sam : there 's nothing more to show you . the evidence is gone . patrons : gone ? woman : what a waste of an outfit . second woman : i know . third woman : is n't this supposed to be a party ? fourth woman : why should -- everybody just got here . [ scene_break ] gwen : honey , what is going on ? gwen : sweetheart ? honey ? honey ? ethan : huh ? gwen : what 's going on ? ethan : whoo -- wait -- what time is it ? what 's happening ? gwen : what 's happening ? well , baby , you tell me . i mean , did you finish off this whole bottle of champagne ? look at you . drank the whole bottle of champagne , the bed is a mess . ethan : yeah ? what ? gwen : you were partying without me ? ethan : yeah -- yeah , i was partying . i mean , i was tossing around . i was in a deep sleep -- i do n't know . gwen : hmm , you poor baby . [ ethan yawns ] gwen : you must have been exhausted . ethan : well , i am now . god , you were -- girl , you were incredible . gwen : honey , what was incredible ? ethan : hmm . us . and after you make love like that , the bed 's usually a mess , you know ? gwen : what ? ethan : hmm . you were so amazing -- you were , like -- it was just great . you were fiery , and -- i 've never seen you like that before . gwen : sweetie , what are you talking about ? we did n't just make love . theresa 's inner voice : oh , god . i 'm dead . gwen : baby , you must still be drunk , ok ? because we did not just make love . ethan : oh -- oh , yeah , we did . yeah , we did . gwen : uh -- no , sweetie , we did n't . i promise you , we did n't . ethan : um -- gwen , i 'm sorry , but that was , like , the best i 've ever had . gwen : um -- ok , it could n't have been , sweetie , because we did n't just make love . i was at the airport , remember ? and -- look , my flight got canceled due to the fog . i just got back . what is going on ? [ scene_break ] miguel : mama ? mama , can you speak to me ? mama , you 've got to stay with me . pilar : i 'm trying , mijo . i 'm trying . miguel : mama , please do n't die . please be all right . charity : miguel , we have to have faith . miguel : i ca n't lose her , charity . i felt like i 'd die when i lost you . i ca n't lose my mother , too . charity : she wo n't die . and we have to just keep believing that our prayers are going to be answered , ok ? miguel : i want to believe it . it 's just so hard . eve : get her hooked up , stat . every second counts . nurse : yes , doctor . miguel : dr. russell ? what 's going on ? eve : your mother 's been admitted to the valtin project . they 're working on an experimental drug that just may save her life . charity : but i thought you said that program was full . that they were n't admitting new patients . eve : it was . but i think luis must have come through . he must have given alistair back the incriminating evidence that he had against him , and alistair made the phone call that got pilar into the program . miguel : thank god . charity : yeah , thank god . [ scene_break ] sheridan : what does he mean , `` the evidence is gone `` ? we just saw a lot of it ! antonio : i told you , he faked the c.d.s , sheridan . all the so - called evidence he has -- it 's not real . he does n't have anything that 's real . sheridan : you really think so ? you really think he lied to me ? antonio : yes , i 'm sure he lied to you . i told you , he 'd do anything that he can to try to get you back . now , look , he has n't given us anything of these cold , hard facts he supposedly has . [ scene_break ] liz : t.c . , what is going on ? what do they mean by this `` evidence is gone `` ? t.c . : i 'd like to know where it is , too . i mean , this is crazy ! [ murmurs ] t.c . : i mean , i do n't know where the evidence went , but i know what i saw with my own eyes ! and so does everybody here know ! am i right ? all : yes ! mrs. wallace : say it -- t.c . : so , luis , why is n't alistair arrested ? he has committed crimes against everyone in this room ! all : yeah ! t.c . : damn it , he stole my family 's farm ! luis : i know that , t.c . , but without the actual c.d . with the proof on it , we ca n't charge him . t.c . : well , damn it , find the evidence . you know what he did to all of us ! sam : t.c . , calm down , ok ? alistair agreed to get pilar into an experimental program that could save her life , but only if luis gave the c.d.s back . t.c . : so luis had to give up the information to alistair ? sam : that 's right . luis : sorry , t.c . , i just -- well , i had to try and save my mother . t.c . : i understand , man . i just ca n't believe that alistair would just stoop so low to use a dying woman as a bargaining chip . sam : all right , everyone , party 's over . let 's go home . [ patrons groan ] sam : come on , let 's go ! my officers will escort you guys out . let 's go . t.c . : you bastard . this is n't over , you know that ? your family stole my farm , and you 're going to pay for it . liz : damn it . eve was so close to being exposed as the two - timing slut that she really is . well , she 's not going to get away with it . not now that i know everything . [ scene_break ] chad : let 's go , baby . let 's get out of here . whitney : wait , but i do n't understand . what is happening ? chad : i 'll tell you all about it in the car on the way to the recording studio . alistair : well , i saved the day once again , no thanks to my useless son . where is he , anyway ? rebecca : well , if i know my julian , he 's off with that tramp , eve russell . alistair : well , you better do something about it before t.c . russell gets wind of their affair and kills your julian . not that i 'd care one way or the other , but we ca n't afford the bad publicity . [ scene_break ] luis : hold up , sheridan , you ca n't leave yet . sam : luis , look , we need -- luis , we have to talk . luis : no . listen , i need to explain to sheridan what happened . sam : this can wait . all right ? we 're in big trouble . the feds are ticked off that you gave the evidence back to alistair . luis : well , did you explain to them why i did it ? sam : they do n't care . luis , they want you arrested , tried , and sent to prison . luis : the feds want me arrested ? you got to be kidding . sam : look , luis , i 'm sorry . but when i told them you had evidence against alistair crane , they agreed to hold off on arresting him until you did this presentation tonight . luis : yeah , well , now i ca n't give them a damn thing . sam : exactly . they say they can charge you with conspiracy to cover up multiple crimes . now , without the evidence against alistair and julian , they ca n't even arrest them . luis : fine , so i 'll explain to them everything that 's happened . sam : look , they know you gave alistair the evidence to save your mother 's life , ok ? luis : yeah ? sam : but to them it does n't matter . luis , they mean business . [ scene_break ] beth : well , looks like i 'm off the hook again , mother . luis is never going to find out that i kidnapped sheridan and stole her baby . mrs. wallace : i can not believe that you have gotten away with that again , and i ca n't believe that you would honestly take down me and precious with you ! beth : oh , please , mother . mother , you could have told luis or the police about me a long time ago , but you did n't . that makes you an accomplice . mrs. wallace : uh - uh . no , i 'm not , because you 'd try to put me away in a nursing home . that 's what you threatened . you know what i could do ? i could turn state 's evidence against you , and then they 'd go easier on me , so you 'd better watch your back , missy , because i 'm watching you . [ scene_break ] ivy : alistair , thank you for stopping luis . i owe you one . alistair : yes , you do , ivy , although i did n't do it for you . ivy : well , whatever your reason , you saved me from having sam find out that i blackmailed eve into changing the d.n.a . test results for grace and john . alistair : if sam ever found out that you broke up his marriage with a lie , that you arranged for grace to think that john was her son , why , sam would hate you forever . ivy : i know . i know . he 'd never speak to me again . alistair : well , ivy , one of these days i 'll call in the favor . [ scene_break ] antonio : see , i told you the whole time luis was just blowing hot air . sheridan : i really thought luis was telling the truth . i mean , i thought that he had hard evidence against my father . antonio : well , obviously , he did n't , otherwise he would have shown it to us by now . miguel : how is she , dr. russell ? do you think these drugs could save her life ? eve : well , if they ca n't , nothing can , but i have a great belief in this experimental program . pilar : eve ? eve : yes , pilar ? pilar : did you say that i 'm in -- that i 'm in a program ? eve : yes , honey , you are . pilar : look , how is that possible ? eve : well , i do n't want you to worry about that right now . i just want you to rest and let these drugs do their job . pilar : ok . miguel : thank you , dr. russell . thank you . [ scene_break ] julian : i 'm so proud of you . i know the sacrifice you made by telling luis the drugs could save his mother 's life . eve : luis is the one who made the sacrifice . he had to give up sheridan . so many lives would have been different if the evidence against alistair had been allowed to come out . julian : i know , and i will find our son . i will never give up until i do . eve : thank you , julian . rebecca : get your hands off my husband ! julian : rebecca -- rebecca : you know , i knew i 'd find you here . i knew you 'd just run off to be with your tramp mistress ! julian : shut up ! rebecca : no , i will not shut up , julian . you know , now that luis has given the evidence back to alistair , none of the cranes are going to jail , so this has got to stop . eve : you do n't even know what 's going on , rebecca . rebecca : i understand very well what is going on here , eve . i also happen to know that t.c . would kill julian if he were to find out about the two of you . however , since julian made me wear this hideous dress , i really would n't mind wearing widow 's weeds . time to go home , julian . julian : i 'm not going anywhere with you . eve : julian , you should go . i 've got a lot of work to do . rebecca : come on , julian . julian : all right , but remember what i said . eve : i remember what you said , julian -- you promised to find my son . our son . god , please let it be possible . [ talking to herself . ] [ scene_break ] whitney : well , this whole night was a nightmare . you know , on one hand , i 'm glad that my mother and julian 's secret did n't come out , because my father would have been completely devastated . chad : yeah , if it 's true . whitney : no , it is true , chad . but on the other hand , you know what ? i 'm so disappointed in my mother . i mean , thinking she can deceive my father the way she is . you know , i 'm thinking about it , i 'm just wondering -- maybe i should go ahead and tell my father the truth so that he knows what 's going on . chad : baby -- baby , we 've been over and over this , all right , and we both agreed that you 're going to stay out of this . let your parents handle their own problems . if it 's meant to come out , it will . whitney : but -- ok , did you see my mother 's face tonight ? you know , i would think that she would be a nervous wreck worrying about luis ' c.d . files , thinking that it 's all going to come out about her and julian , but she was n't nervous at all . she was just completely calm , as if she was almost relieved that her secrets were about to come out . chad : shh . ok , no more talking about the cranes or your parents or -- or anybody else . ok ? let 's just concentrate on us . ok ? whitney : ok . [ scene_break ] ethan : gwen , i know we made love . i can still feel your hands on me . [ gwen laughs ] ethan : i can feel your lips . gwen : well , baby , it was n't me . ethan : um -- it had to be you . who the heck else could it have been ? gwen : you know what i think ? ethan : what ? gwen : i think you were just dreaming about making love to me . ethan : no , no , no , no , this was real . this was real . gwen : oh , baby , you had a lot of champagne . you had a lot of champagne , so i think that you were just dreaming . just dreaming . ethan : i -- it could be possible , but i really -- gwen : honey , what do you think happened , that some -- some woman snuck in here and pretended to be me ? ethan : um , no , that would be impossible , i think . gwen : yes , that would be ridiculous , so why do n't we just forget about it and start making your dream come true ? i want you to make love to me . i want you to make it the best we 've ever had . theresa : ok . sorry , gwen , but you 're a little late . because i just gave ethan the best night of loving he 's ever had , and i just hope with all of my heart that he gave me a baby . ah , this is the life , huh ? [ talking to herself . ] ethan : oh , honey . gwen : oh -- ethan : i 'm sorry , i 'm so tired . i am so tired . gwen : do n't you want to make love to me ? ethan : yeah , of course i do . of course i do . i 'm just -- i do n't know what 's wrong with me . i 'm just exhausted . gwen : look , baby , that 's ok . please , you had way too much champagne . you were not expecting me to come home . you were sound asleep when i got home . ethan : yeah , i guess you 're right . but -- but i will make it up to you , ok ? gwen : ok . listen , you get some rest . you 'll feel fine in the morning , and then we can make up for lost time . ethan : thank you for understanding . gwen : you 're welcome . ethan : good night . gwen : i love you . ethan : oh -- oh , god . theresa : all right , it 's pretty quiet , so i guess gwen 's loss is my gain . [ scene_break ] [ theresa in little ethan 's room . ] theresa : hey , sweetheart . mommy misses you so much . but you 're going to come back to me . it 's just a matter of time . and i 'm going to be such a good mommy to you , as good as my mommy has been to me . i 'm not going to let you do all those stupid things to your life that i 've done . you are going to have everything that you 've ever wanted . you 're going to have a good education , a good job . you 're going to find a nice girl and you 're going to get married , and you 're going to have babies . my god , what is wrong with me ? jeez , i should hate ethan for what he 's done to me , taking you away from me , but i think i still love him . i still love him [ scene_break ] rebecca : when we get home , i am going to make you pay big - time , mister . julian : you 've already done your worst . you married me . [ scene_break ] liz : oh , there 's my slut sister now . eve : what do you want , liz ? liz : oh , you know what i want , eve . to see you destroyed . and it came so close tonight . t.c . almost found out all about you and your lover , julian . eve : yes , but he did n't , did he ? so why do n't you just give it a rest ? liz : oh , t.c . will find out the truth . and when he does , it 'll be over for you , so cut the righteous act , eve . you did not leave the dance to save pilar 's life . you left it to save your own hide . [ scene_break ] pilar : mijo -- miguel : mama ? mama , this is going to work . i know it will . you 're going to be better in no time . charity : i feel it , too . thank goodness you got into that program . pilar : yes . i have -- i have a lot to be thankful for . [ scene_break ] luis : come on , sam . there 's got to be a way to keep the feds from arresting me . sam : luis , look after the production you made here tonight . the whole damn town was here , and you were on thin ice with the feds anyway , since you had evidence that they wanted you to turn over . luis : all right . maybe i was a fool to try and keep from giving up the goods . you know , i just -- i just wanted sheridan to see what alistair had really done to her , you know ? sam : well , i may have convinced the feds to think before they act , but you could still be in big trouble . [ scene_break ] ivy : luis , what happened ? why did you stop the show ? sam : he had no choice . alistair agreed to get pilar into an experimental program that could save her life if luis gave back the c.d.s . ivy : i see . oh , what a terrible decision you had to make , but you made the right one . pilar is a wonderful woman and a wonderful friend and a wonderful mother , and she deserves to live . luis : i know . ivy : thank god . sam : well , let 's go . [ scene_break ] officer : time to go home , folks . antonio : gladly , now that this fiasco is over . you and i are going to go home , we 're going to get our bags . we 're going to the airport and we 're going to st. lisa 's , ok ? come on . antonio : sheridan , what 's wrong ? have you changed your mind or something ? sheridan : no , but i really think that i should talk to luis and find out why he did n't come through with the evidence like he said he would . antonio : you do n't need to talk to luis . i told you a million times he does n't have anything . now , please , let 's go , ok ? luis : whoa , whoa , sheridan , where are you going ? antonio : i told you where we 're going . we 're going to st. lisa 's . we 're going home to get our bags and then go to the airport . luis : sheridan , do not go . antonio : luis , you have had plenty of chances to prove your stupid conspiracy theory here . you 've shown us nothing . you blew it . look , you need to accept the fact that sheridan chose to be with me , not you . now we 're leaving . luis : well , i ca n't let you do that . [ scene_break ] gwen : little ethan seemed to be unsettled tonight before i left . i 'll go check on him . theresa : what a fool i am . how could i still be in love with ethan ? god , i just -- i hate myself for being so weak . ok , just get a grip . ok . all right . sweetheart , do n't you worry , ok ? because it 's not going to be long now before i take you home with me . you just got to hold on for a few more months , ok ? and then we 're going to be together forever . [ footsteps ] gwen : what the hell are you doing here ? theresa , answer me , damn it ! what the hell are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] eve : well , as usual , you do n't know what you 're talking about . i was prepared for luis to expose my past with julian tonight . as a matter of fact , i was looking forward to it . that would have meant that alistair had nothing to hold over my head , and you would n't have had anything , either . and i just would have been free to find my son . liz : really , eve ? why do you need luis to expose your past ? why do n't you tell t.c . yourself ? tell him everything , eve . tell him all your dirty little secrets that you kept from him so long . tell him about the son that you and julian share . oh , i bet he 'd love that little piece of information . [ scene_break ] pilar : miguel ? miguel , mijo ? miguel : i 'm right here . i 'm right here , mama . we 're still praying . ok ? pilar : yeah . charity : we 're going to keep on praying until you get well . pilar : thank you . thank you both . [ scene_break ] luis : you ca n't leave , antonio . antonio : you know what ? you really do n't have anything to say about it , luis , so back off . luis : you need to stay here , ok ? antonio : you know what ? you 've lost your mind . you know , this is the whole reason we 're leaving . you 've been a thorn in our side ever since we came back from st. lisa 's , and you 're still doing it . you 're still bothering us ! that 's why we 're leaving ! that 's why we 're going back to st. lisa 's ! luis : yeah , well , this has nothing to do with me , ok ? antonio : oh , but it has everything to do with my wife , does n't it ? luis : no , it does n't , it has to do with mama ! all right ? she 's in the damn hospital with a blood disease and could die ! [ next_on ] alistair : take one more step and you 're dead . antonio : if anything happens to her , it 's on your head . eve : she 's beyond my care now , and we should think about calling father lonigan and having him administer the last rites .
luis hands the cd 's over to alistair in order to save his mother 's life . he tells the crowd the evidence is gone , and sam sends everyone home . sam tells luis that the feds want to arrest him for aiding and abetting alistair in his crimes , by giving back the cd 's with all the evidence on them . luis is devastated that he could n't prove to sheridan that alistair and dr. ackland brainwashed her in the psych ward . antonio thinks he is vindicated and tells sheridan that luis had been lying all along .
theresa : oh , no . no . ivy , gwen , and rebecca : bubble , bubble , toil , and trouble , destroy theresa and leave her rubble ! bubble , bubble , toil , and trouble , destroy theresa and leave her rubble ! theresa : what 's happening ? rebecca : into the pot , pobrecita . ivy : to simmer till done for . theresa : no , no , no . please , no . [ laughing ] [ theresa screams ] gwen : oh , i know you 'll be steamed to hear it , theresa , but jane is mine now ! theresa : no ! gwen , no ! gwen : oh , yes . theresa : jane ! no ! [ jane cries ] theresa : jane ! no ! no -- no , you ca n't have her . you ca n't have my baby . no , you ca n't have jane ! pilar : theresa ? whitney : hi , honey . what 's wrong ? theresa : ethan ! help me , please ! jane ! [ scene_break ] gwen : good morning , handsome . ethan : hi . rebecca : ah -- ooh , pain au chocolate . ah , my favorite . mm - hmm . ivy : so , ethan , have you found a way to take jane away from theresa yet ? ethan : mother , i 'm more concerned right now with gwen 's evidentiary hearing today . gwen : what ? wait a second , ethan . i thought that was next week . ethan : so did i , but the d.a . called earlier and said it 's been rescheduled . rebecca : well , can he do that ? ethan : mm - hmm . he 's trying to catch me unprepared . he 's trying to score a win and make himself out to be the people 's d.a . by prosecuting gwen , one of the privileged few . rebecca : oh . why does everybody persecute the rich ? i mean , we 're the same as everybody else , only better . ethan : honey , listen , i need you to recount everything that happened the night that you stabbed theresa , because if i ca n't undercut the d.a . 's case in any way , the judge might revoke your bail . gwen : yeah , but then i 'd be in jail until my trial . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : wow . yeah , honey , yeah . look -- no , no , no , i got the tiara . precious got that for me , yeah . now , i want to order the matching scepter , if it 's available , hmm ? beth : hey -- mrs. wallace : yeah . oh -- hey ! beth : we do n't spend that kind of money , mother . mrs. wallace : hey , hey , hey , of course i can . look . thanks to the check that alistair gave me , i can afford to buy anything i want . and your papa promised -- beth : ooh . mrs. wallace : hey , your papa promised that there 'd be more moola where this came from . beth : ok , even so , you have got to be careful , mother . alistair warned us . my being his daughter has got to stay a secret . you go on some shopping spree , people are going to get suspicious . mrs. wallace : hey , what 's one lousy scepter ? beth : i mean it , mother . mrs. wallace : oh . beth : do n't mess things up . if sheridan finds out , she 's going to have those d.n.a . tests redone , i will lose marty , alistair stands to lose everything . mrs. wallace : hey , hey , hey , hey , hey , take a breath , will you , bethie , and relax . nobody 's going to find out that you are alistair 's daughter , hmm . beth : oh -- [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] eve : good morning . dr. russell . sheridan : eve , it 's sheridan . quick question -- are you sure you saw my father with beth and mrs. wallace at the mansion last night ? eve : i 'm positive . sheridan : i just wanted to be sure before i take the next step in proving that marty is my son . oh , i got to go . thank you so much . luis : hey . sheridan : hey . luis : you 've been up all night ? sheridan : i wo n't rest until i get my son back from beth . [ scene_break ] gwen : ethan , i ca n't go back to jail . ethan : i know . i know . do n't worry . i 'm going to do everything i can to keep you out , but that 's why i need to review everything that happened that night that you stabbed theresa . i 'm hoping i overlooked something i can use to punch some holes in the d.a . 's case . i just -- honey , i need to figure out what it is . rebecca : ethan , are you sure you 're really on gwen 's side ? ethan : excuse me ? rebecca : look , i know you 're supposed to have this brilliant legal mind and all , but yet you 're blindsided by them rescheduling gwen 's hearing for today . and then there 's theresa . ethan : what about her ? rebecca : look , i know you filed the papers to sue theresa for custody of jane , but i 'm just -- i 'm just surprised you do n't have some kind of winning strategy . i mean , could it be that you want to find some way to let theresa keep jane and gwen go to jail ? ethan : all right , rebecca -- damn it , i am doing everything i can to keep my wife out of jail and to get custody of jane . rebecca : i wonder . ethan : listen to me , do n't you push me on this one . do n't do it . i 'm going to do what i said i was going to do -- even though i do n't want to hurt theresa . gwen : because you still have feelings for her ? ivy : oh , god , help us all . ethan : all right , enough , please . i love this woman . this is my wife . make no mistake where my loyalties lie . they 're right here , with her , not with theresa . [ scene_break ] pilar : mira , mi nina , your dream was probably just your subconscious warning you that gwen , ivy , and rebecca -- well , they 're going to go through with this threat of theirs to take jane away from you . theresa : yeah . well , they are witches , just like in my dream . but ethan is not going to turn on me no matter how much pressure they put on him . look , last night when i went to see him about the custody suit , it was clear to me that ivy , gwen , and rebecca are calling the shots , but ethan knows . he knows how much i love jane , and he understands the special bond between a mother and her child . whitney : it 's ok . it 's all right . theresa : ethan would never do anything to break the bond that i have with my daughter . whitney : you know , you would n't have to worry about ethan taking jane away from you if you had just dropped the charges against gwen . theresa : i 'm not going to do that , whitney , i 'm not dropping the charges , because once gwen is in jail , ethan is going to follow his heart and he 's going to be a family with me , little ethan , and jane . whitney : no , you 're living in a fantasy world , theresa . pilar : yes , that 's what i keep telling her . whitney : gwen is married to ethan , and he refused to leave gwen to be with you and the baby . he 's not going to bail out on her now . theresa : well , he 's not about to take my daughter away from me either . whitney : look , if you do n't drop the charges against gwen , your nightmare is going to come true . not only will you lose jane , but you 'll lose everything . [ scene_break ] beth : mother -- mrs. wallace : huh ? beth : i mean it . do not go overboard spending money . we do n't need any unwanted attention . mrs. wallace : bethie - boo , i am way ahead of you . anybody asks , i 'll just say i won big in the lottery . beth : oh , my god . the people at the bank . mrs. wallace : hmm ? beth : they 're going to see alistair 's signature on the check . mrs. wallace : what ? oh , no , they wo n't . boy , that alistair is a smart cookie . this check looks like it has nothing to do with the cranes . beth : you 're right . mrs. wallace : mm - hmm . beth : you 're right . only you , me , and alistair know that i am his daughter , and since no one saw us at the mansion the other night , our secret 's safe . mrs. wallace : yep . [ scene_break ] sheridan : beth and her mother being at the mansion late last night with my father proves that beth is in cahoots with him , that my father helped beth take marty away from me . luis : look , sheridan , just because eve saw beth and mrs. wallace with alistair at the mansion , that does n't mean that there 's some connection between all of them and marty . sheridan : but how can you say that i am jumping to conclusions ? luis : because i think that you are . sheridan : and i think that you 're saying that you still do n't believe me , that you still have doubts that marty is our son . how can you act this way , luis ? why are you never on my side ? [ scene_break ] theresa : so why are you so upset ? whitney : because , i mean , you have the power to have a perfect life , to end this feud with gwen and raise your children in peace , only you -- you wo n't do it . theresa : because my life would n't be perfect , whitney . i would n't have ethan . pilar : dios mio -- my daughter , the broken record . whitney : ethan is married to gwen . he did n't divorce her to be with you . at some point you 're going to have to accept that . theresa : no , i do n't . ethan loves me , whitney . he loves me . and once gwen is in jail , he is going to follow his heart back to me and our child . [ scene_break ] ethan : look , i am not on theresa 's side . i 'm on gwen 's side . i will keep her out of jail , i will get custody of jane , and it 's all because theresa has forced me to do it . ivy : really , rebecca , stop picking on ethan . he does n't want gwen imprisoned any more than he wants jane to be raised by theresa , given that theresa is cruel and vindictive enough to insist that gwen be prosecuted for attempted murder and kidnapping . rebecca : fine . fine . just keep my daughter of jail and find a way to take jane from theresa . ivy : my son will , rebecca . but first things first . he has to concentrate on today 's hearing . ethan : honey , listen , i need you to review everything that happened that night that you stabbed theresa , ok ? try to remember . you were devastated when you learned that the surviving baby was theresa 's , not yours . theresa : i 'm her mother -- gwen 's voice : theresa took away any hope i had for having a child of my own . gwen : god , please -- please , no . ethan : honey , i know -- i know this meant the world to you . and now i -- theresa : i am so happy . ethan , i have given you your first child . i 've given you a daughter . gwen 's voice : that selfish , scheming witch cost me everything . theresa : gwen , you can always adopt . gwen : theresa , i lost sarah because of you . i lost my son because of you ! and now because of you , i have lost any chance i will ever have of having a child of my own ! do you understand that my life is over now because of you ? i wanted to kill theresa then and there , but you would n't let me . and i was just so upset i just passed out . ethan , that 's supposed to be my little girl in there . i 'm supposed to be her mommy , you know ? it 's supposed to be our daughter . we 're supposed to be her parents , you and me , not -- not you and theresa . ethan : honey -- gwen -- ivy : oh , god -- ethan : oh , my god , gwen . ivy : gwen ? ethan : the doctor and i put you on a gurney . over here . doctor : what happened ? ethan : my wife just found out that the baby is mine with theresa , all right ? doctor : i see . the shock is obviously too much for her . i 'll get her to a room , give her something to keep her calm . ethan : all right , i 'll come with you . gwen 's voice : after that , my memory 's kind of muddy , but i do remember feeling that the only way to fix things was for theresa to die . so i took a scalpel off a tray -- ivy : gwen , no ! gwen 's voice : and i stabbed theresa -- ethan : oh , my god ! gwen 's voice : twice . gwen : but both times it was -- it was like i was n't even in my own body , you know ? i was just hovering over myself , watching myself stab her . ethan : honey , thanks . i know that was n't easy . thank you . rebecca : well , ca n't gwen just plead temporary insanity ? ethan : no . it would n't fly . given theresa 's and gwen 's history together , the d.a . would say that her actions were premeditated , and the judge would probably agree -- unless i can prove extenuating circumstances . [ phone rings ] ethan : crane residence . eve : ethan ? hi . i got your email , and , of course , you can come and talk to me about the night that gwen stabbed theresa . i 'm free now , if you got the time ? ethan : eve , that 's great . where are you ? eve : in my office . ethan : ok . i 'm on my way . honey , i will come by to take you to the hearing as soon as i talk to eve , all right ? gwen : ok . ivy : ethan , be honest . are you going to keep gwen out on bail or not ? ethan : i do n't know , but i 'm going to try . rebecca : you 'd better do right by my daughter , ethan , because if theresa wins this time , you are going to wish you had never been born . [ scene_break ] beth : marty 's so lucky . he 's going to have such a better life than i did growing up , are n't you ? mrs. wallace : oh , bethie , i am in no mood for another round of blame it on the parents . beth : no , i just mean he 'll have financial security . i do n't have to worry about paying for college , because alistair will foot the bill . mrs. wallace : hey , bethie , maybe grandpa will send marty to boarding school , huh ? beth : well , i do n't care what he wants . i love my son way too much to let him be away from me that long . mrs. wallace : oh , not that it matters to loony - tune you , but for those of us who are keeping track , marty is sheridan 's son . beth : mother , i have raised him . he 's mine . mrs. wallace : i need another drink . beth : hey , you know what ? mrs. wallace : hey , hey -- beth : if you had stayed sober more often over the years , maybe you would have realized that alistair was my father sooner . my life would have been so much better growing up . mrs. wallace : hey , hey -- ugh . how was i supposed to know that alistair was your daddy ? beth : you slept with him ? it could have been a clue . mrs. wallace : please . huh . i slept with a lot of men back then . beth : what a slut . mrs. wallace : hey ! i was popular . i was a good - time girl , bethie . i did n't know that `` al `` was alistair crane when we did the big whoo - whoo . beth : how drunk were you not to know ? mrs. wallace : oh , that 's beside the point . listen , remember , it was only recently that alistair 's picture was published . back then , nobody knew what he looked like , including me . beth : you 're still a slut . mrs. wallace : you know , you should be thanking me , missy . if it was n't for me and my good - time - giving nature , you would n't have alistair for your daddy and then checkie , checkie , checkie . beth : all right . fine , fine . as long as sheridan does n't find out that i 'm her half sister , my life 's going to be perfect now . mrs. wallace : huh . hmm . yeah . [ scene_break ] sheridan : damn it , luis . look , who else but my father could have helped to kidnap me and steal my baby ? who else but my father could fill that pit back in with cement and then switch the d.n.a . samples before dottie had a chance to run the tests ? luis : sheridan , i hear what you 're saying , but -- sheridan : look , you even thought that my father was involved at one point , and you were right , and how genius of him to involve beth . but now that we have proof that beth and my father are in cahoots , because eve saw them together at the mansion , you still do n't believe me , so to hell with you , luis . to hell with you ! luis : look , sheridan -- sheridan , i 'm just being cautious , ok ? oh , we have be sure of the facts . we ca n't just go start making wild accusations against beth . now , what if beth and her mother were with alistair for some innocent reason ? sheridan : oh , come on . nothing to do with my father is ever innocent . luis : all right , well , you got me there . ok , if beth and mrs. wallace were with alistair , then something must be going on . sheridan : oh , thank god . you finally believe me . let 's just get dressed , we 'll go talk to beth and get to the bottom of this , ok ? luis : ok . [ scene_break ] theresa : it 's like i said . ethan is just bending to pressure from ivy , gwen , and rebecca saying that he 's going to sue me for custody of jane , but when it comes down to it , he 's not going to take my daughter away from me . whitney : god , there 's absolutely no reasoning with her when it comes to ethan . pilar : no , there is n't . theresa : ok . then let 's forget about ethan for a second . no court is going to take a baby away from its mother to give to its father when his wife is in prison . ethan would be a single parent then . pilar : you are a single parent , too , theresa . whitney : yeah , and the adoption agency gave my baby to chad , a single father . theresa : but that 's different . whitney : how is it different ? theresa : because you were willing to give up your child , whitney . i 'm not . whitney : that 's why they call it suing for custody . besides , ethan is financially secure . you 're not . and plus , you 've already had one child taken away from you for being an unfit mother . theresa : and thank god that i have little ethan back . rebecca engineered that whole thing . whitney : yes , she did , and she won . and with gwen facing prison , you know rebecca 's going to stop at nothing to make sure you lose jane . and if ethan did cave into the pressure for things to have gotten this far , who are you to say he 's going to stop now ? theresa : he has to , whitney . pilar : no , theresa , he does n't . whitney : i bet you anything wherever ethan is right now , he is working as hard as he can to defend his wife and get his daughter away from you . theresa : no , he would n't do that . he could n't . eve : these are gwen 's medical records from the night that she stabbed theresa . ethan : ok . thank you . eve : you ok ? ethan : yeah . i 'm just tired . this whole theresa - jane - gwen situation is just exhausting . eve : and you 're stuck right there in the middle . ethan : yep . she 's delusional , eve . i 've tried to make theresa understand that she is setting herself up to lose jane if she does n't drop these charges against gwen . i 've tried reasoning with her . she wo n't hear it . she wo n't hear a word i have to say . eve : i 'm sorry , ethan . i am . i 'm sorry for you and i 'm sorry for gwen and i 'm sorry for theresa . ethan : i 'm sorry for you , as well , and the legal troubles that you 're going through . eve : thanks . i find work helps keep my mind off my problems . ethan : yeah . well , speaking of which , i 'm -- i need to go through gwen 's medical chart prior to the stabbing , if you have it . eve : do you know what you 're looking for ? ethan : anything i can use to keep my wife out of prison . i owe her the best defense i can give her . [ scene_break ] beth : i still ca n't believe that you slept with alistair crane and did n't know it . i mean , even if his picture was never published back then , you must have seen him around town . mrs. wallace : hey , alistair was never one to consort with the common folk . beth : you worked at the mansion as a waitress at those parties . mrs. wallace : well , a few of them . but i really do n't remember much about them . alistair : enjoy yourselves . judge reilly just left , so have the staff start serving the cheaper champagne . pilar : yes , mr. crane . alistair : thank you . ah , senator roraback . good to see you . pilar : robin , have you seen edna ? robin : no , ma'am , not since earlier this evening . pilar : hmm . i wonder where she went . [ mrs. wallace giggles ] mrs. wallace : nice party . [ edna burps ] mrs. wallace : oh . i worked in the kitchen at all those parties . i really never saw alistair . beth : oh , really ? mrs. wallace : hey , you are the professional liar in this family , missy , not me . now , if you will excuse me , i have a check to deposit -- beth : uh -- mrs. wallace : and shopping to do ! beth : just do n't make a spectacle of yourself , all right ? mrs. wallace : hey , hey , hey . low - key is my middle name . beth : oh -- mrs. wallace : thank you . man : mrs. wallace , are you sure you want so much money in cash ? mrs. wallace : oh , i 'm sure , honey . i 'm going shopping . oh -- and here is a little tip for all your help . thank you . say , why do n't you call me sometime ? i 'm generous in more ways than one . toodles . oh -- ta - ta . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , wait a second , all right ? listen , now , before we talk to beth , you know , maybe we can find someone else besides eve who saw beth and mrs. wallace with alistair last night , you know , maybe like a servant who works here or something like that ? sheridan : ooh , great minds think alike . that 's why i asked one of the maids to come and talk to us today . she should be here any minute . luis : oh . [ knock on door ] sheridan : oh , there she is . bertha . thank you so much for getting up early when i know you worked so late last night . please , come in and have a seat . it 's ok . please sit . bertha : is -- is there a problem , ms. crane ? sheridan : no , no , no -- bertha : oh . sheridan : no problem at all . i just want you to tell me why beth wallace and her mother were at the mansion last night with my father . [ scene_break ] beth : mommy loves her little boy so much . i do n't know what i 'd do without you . as long as no one finds out that i 'm alistair 's daughter , we wo n't have to worry about that . i just hope wherever mother hobbled off to she 's not making a spectacle of herself . mrs. wallace : wow . ooh . oh , wow ! woman : good morning , ma'am . mrs. wallace : good morning . woman : the thrift shop is across town , near the homeless shelter . mrs. wallace : how convenient for the poor . me ? i 'm here for a new wardrobe , something to go with my new solid - gold walker . woman : are you sure you did n't spray - paint that ? mrs. wallace : solid gold . see ? teeth marks . that 's how you can tell . woman : even so , the couture du jour is a very expensive boutique . we carry all the latest fashions from paris , milan , and new york . mrs. wallace : oh . woman : sheridan crane , gwen winthrop , and rebecca hotchkiss crane -- they all shop here . so unless you 're prepared to spend tens of thousands of dollars , i would suggest you shop elsewhere . mrs. wallace : hmm . i 'm prepared to spend this . woman : oh . well , girls , let 's show this nice lady what we have ! mrs. wallace : whoo ! so , this is what it 's like to be treated like a crane . woman : are you related to the cranes ? [ scene_break ] bertha : i 'm sorry , ms. crane , but i 'm not at liberty to say who mr. alistair may or may not have been with last night . sheridan : no . you see , that 's not what i 'm asking . i know that beth wallace and her mother were with my father last night . what i do n't know is why . bertha : i 'd really like to help you , but -- luis : but you 're afraid of what alistair will do to you if you talk ? bertha : i do n't want to speak out of turn . sheridan : please , you have to tell us what you know . i have to get my son back . bertha : i 'm sorry , i ca n't help you . [ scene_break ] theresa : no . no . ethan loves me too much to ever take jane away from me . see , he understands that fate keeps pushing us together . that 's why our child survived and his child with gwen did n't make it . whitney : no , no , theresa , you manipulated fate when you slept with ethan after you were implanted with ethan and gwen 's embryo . theresa : whitney , that 's how fate worked it to keep ethan and me connected . [ phone rings ] theresa : excuse me . lopez - fitzgerald residence . pilar : theresa has an answer for everything when it comes to ethan and fate . whitney : i know . she 's completely blind to reality . theresa : thank you for calling . whitney : what was that , fate on the phone , theresa ? theresa : yeah . that was the d.a . he just said that gwen 's evidentiary hearing has been rescheduled for today . pilar : so soon ? theresa : do you know what this means ? ethan 's not going to have time to prepare gwen 's defense . her bail 's going to be revoked and she 's going to go to prison . and then ethan , i , little ethan , and jane -- we 're going to be a family in no time . [ scene_break ] eve : so you owe gwen the best defense that you can give her ? it makes it sound like you 're doing it out of duty , not out of love . ethan : well , if that 's what you believe , eve , you 're dead wrong . she 's my wife and i intend to do right by her . i 've tried to get theresa to drop the charges . she has refused . eve : i wonder if that 's because theresa senses that you still love her . ethan : could be . eve : because you do still have feelings for her . ethan : look , it 's no secret that i do . but i honestly do love gwen , and i 'm not going to abandon her for theresa again . eve : even though theresa is the mother of your baby girl ? ethan : look , the night of the stabbing , was gwen given any medical treatment that night ? eve : at the nicu when gwen became irate and collapsed , she was given a sedative shot . ethan : a shot ? are you sure ? eve : yes . why ? ethan : a shot . a sedative ? eve : hmm . ethan : i may have figured out a way to get the charges dismissed . eve : oh , wow . you do n't seem very excited , ethan . why is that ? [ scene_break ] ivy : i hope ethan can find a way to beat the d.a . at his own game . gwen : well , i 'm sure he will . rebecca : well , he better . maid : excuse me , ladies , but there 's a policeman at the door . rebecca : oh , oh , that must be lance . oh , well , tell him he was supposed to strip for me this evening , not this morning . ha ! oh , he 's very cute , but dumb as dirt . maid : no , mrs. crane . this is a real policeman . ivy : well , this ca n't be good . rebecca : yes , officer , i 'm mrs. julian crane . is there a problem ? officer : well , the d.a . sent me to make sure ms. winthrop makes it to her court hearing today . [ scene_break ] beth : now i do n't have to worry about your future . [ marty talks ] beth : yeah ! because i know your secret grandfather , alistair , will take good care of you . yes , he will . [ doorbell rings ] beth : oh -- that must be today 's gin delivery . come here , baby . you wait here , ok ? beth : oh -- daddy , what are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] woman : are you a crane ? mrs. wallace : well , my money is just as green as theirs , and i plan to drop a load of it right here ! woman : well , it would be a pleasure to serve you . mrs. wallace : well , good , honey ! show me fabulous fashion , cutting edge couture , the works , because money is no object . woman : is this what you had in mind ? second woman : or this ? third woman : or this ? mrs. wallace : hmm . hmm , very stylish . classy . they 're me ! ok , ladies , just point me to a dressing room , will ya ? i 'm going to try them all on . woman : wonderful ! second woman : marvelous . third woman : fabulous . mrs. wallace : oh , oh , oh , oh , please , bring me whatever else you can find in my size , please . i 'm talking hats , i 'm talking shoes , i 'm talking clothes -- bling - bling -- whatever , honey ! just show me the works ! singer : i feel pretty . oh , so pretty . i feel pretty and witty and bright , and i pity any girl who is n't me tonight . i feel charming , oh , so charming . it 's alarming how charming i feel . and so pretty that i hardly can believe i 'm real . see the pretty girl in that mirror there . who can that attractive girl be ? such a pretty face such a pretty dress such a pretty smile such a pretty me . i feel stunning singers : i feel stunning singer : and entrancing singers : and entrancing singer : feel like running and dancing for joy singers : for i 'm loved by a pretty wonderful boy [ scene_break ] luis : bertha -- bertha . hey , it 's ok . now , listen , sheridan and i do n't want you to betray any confidences related to your work here at the mansion . we -- we 're just curious as to what beth and mrs. wallace were doing with alistair last night . sheridan : yes . do you have any idea ? bertha : please let me leave . i really ca n't help you . luis : well , that 's ok . we understand that you 're afraid . we promise you , whatever you tell us will not leave this room . sheridan : no one will ever know that we even talked . i swear . luis : go ahead . just tell us what you know . sheridan : please . tell us why beth was with my father last night . [ scene_break ] theresa : hannah , thank you so much for babysitting on such short notice , and i want you to call me on my cell phone if you need anything at all . all right . look , i 'm telling you , once the d.a . gets the judge to revoke gwen 's bail , she 's going to go to prison , and then ethan 's going to be one step closer to being a family with me , little ethan , and jane . [ pilar sighs ] theresa : you got to trust me on this , ok ? ethan and i will end up together when gwen spends the rest of her life behind bars . [ scene_break ] rebecca : gwen , i can not believe the d.a . sent a policeman to escort you to your own hearing today . ivy : this is outrageous . gwen : really , officer , it 's ok . you can leave . i promise you i will be to my hearing on time . officer : sorry , ma'am , my orders are to get you downtown . so you can either ride with me or you ladies can take your own car and i 'll follow you . rebecca : excuse me . excuse me . we do n't take cars , we take limo and today is going to be no different . my daughter is not going to be escorted into court in the back of your car . i watch `` cops . `` i mean , there 's no telling how many germs are lurking in the back seat of your vehicle . officer : hmm . well , it just so happens my car is clean , but if you ladies want me to follow you in your limo , it 's no sweat off my back . rebecca : hmm -- and what a strong back it is . i can only wonder how much it glistens when you 're sweating . officer : you coming on to me ? rebecca : well , could you blame me if i were ? gwen : ethan was supposed to go with us . ivy : i 'm sure he 's still gathering evidence to get the charges against you dismissed . just call him and have him meet you there . gwen : ok . [ phone rings ] ivy : oh . i 've been expecting this message , and -- yeah , i have to go meet someone . i will be at the hearing as soon as i can . please do n't worry . ethan will be there ready to take on the d.a . do n't worry about anything , ok ? gwen : i hope you 're right . ivy : oh -- rebecca : come on , honey . let 's not keep the policeman waiting , ok ? gwen : ok . i just really , really hope that eve was able to help ethan . rebecca : ok . [ scene_break ] ethan : i may have figured out a way to get the charges against gwen dropped . eve : oh , ethan , that 's -- that 's great . ethan : yeah . eve : you do n't seem very excited . unless , of course , you just realized that even though gwen is your wife theresa is the one that you want to spend the rest of your life with . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : hmm . ladies ? are you sure this outfit looks ok ? woman : there are no words to describe you in that ensemble , dear . second woman : you look unbelievable . third woman : talk about taking people 's breath away . mrs. wallace : ah . i am something , are n't i ? woman : oh , you 're something , all right . mrs. wallace : well , thank you , ladies ! please , have my purchases sent over to my residence , tout de suite , hmm ? woman : of course , mrs. wallace . mrs. wallace : now to go see dr. russell . she can take care of my hip and my other problem . then it 'll be so long , diapers , and hello , thong ! ta - ta , ladies ! [ mrs. wallace laughs ] [ scene_break ] beth : daddy , what are you doing here ? what 's wrong ? alistair : i came to warn you . do n't call me daddy , please . beth : warn me ? alistair : yes . it seems that our secret is in jeopardy . very soon we may be exposed as marty 's kidnappers . [ scene_break ] bertha : please let me leave . i ca n't tell you what you want to hear . luis : well , we 'd appreciate it if you 'd reconsider . now , we already know that beth and mrs. wallace were with alistair at the mansion last night , so why do n't you just tell us what else you know ? bertha : sorry , i ca n't . sheridan : you know what ? i 'm sorry , too , because you are n't leaving until you tell me why beth was with my father last night . please , i have to know the truth if i have any chance of getting my son back .
edna goes on a shopping spree despite beth 's warnings , and while the ritzy store clerks look down their noses at her when she walks in , a peek at the loot in her satchel soon has them falling all over themselves to take care of her . after picking up a new wardrobe , she heads to dr. eve to set up the physical fixes she needs . meanwhile , beth is feeling secure in the knowledge that she has finally won , that marty is hers and luis will soon be , but daddy alistair pays a visit with news that upsets that dream .
gwen : what the hell are you doing here , theresa ? answer me . answer me . what are you doing here in the middle of the night ? theresa 's inner voice : that 's right , ethan . keep thinking i 'm gwen . just get me pregnant so no one will know i lost your baby with gwen . i need to have a child with your d.n.a . so i can trade that baby for my son . [ flashback to the time she just spent with ehtan in bed . ] gwen : answer me . what do you have behind your back ? theresa , show me what you have behind your back right now . [ scene_break ] alistair : have you ever seen anything more beautiful , julian ? all my c.ds with all my lovely secrets , right back where they belong . julian : bully for you , father . alistair : oh , come on , julian , no sour grapes . you simply backed the wrong horse . did you really believe luis was a match for me ? how dare that insufferable boob think he could steal my secrets and use them to bring down my empire . julian , ashtray . luis ' plans to destroy me and expose the truth of how i had ackland brainwash your dear sister , sheridan , to forget him , have all gone up in smoke . all my secrets will stay secret , including my favorite -- the identity of the bastard you sired with that drug - addicted , drunken slut , eve russell . julian : that is enough , father , and the only reason luis gave you back these discs was to save his mother 's life , to get the experimental medication she needs . alistair : i take it that bothers you . julian : the woman is barely hanging on in the hospital . are you even human ? alistair : the frailties of the common herd have nothing to do with me . and luis ' priorities are so far out of whack he gets what he deserves . julian : he did it to save his mother 's life . alistair : he was weak . he caved . he did n't keep his eyes on the prize and achieve what he 'd set out to do . i 'm not surprised . that whole lopez- fitzgerald clan is made of weak stuff , always has been , but i 'm a crane down to the bone . i would never give up , no matter whose life was on the line . julian : did n't you give up on mother ? alistair : you bastard , do n't you dare mention her name again ! subject closed ! julian : you 're all heart , father . alistair : hearts are for fools , julian . what did luis ' heart get him ? he lost . my secrets are safe . he 'll never get sheridan back from his brother , and chances are the sultry pilar will still die . who 's the fool , julian , luis or me ? julian : i do n't know , father . you tell me . [ scene_break ] antonio : i do n't believe you . luis : well , it 's true , antonio . she 's very sick . sheridan : a blood disorder ? what kind of blood disorder ? luis : well , it 's very rare and dangerous , and she may die . antonio : are you really this desperate ? this is another one of your lies to try to get sheridan back . what did you do , dream this up so we would n't go to st. lisa 's ? luis : antonio , she 's in the hospital right now , ok ? sheridan : this ca n't be happening to pilar . she 's been like a mother to me ever since my own mother died . i mean , she 's my rock . luis : yeah , well , she 's been everyone 's rock , and now we may lose her . antonio : how could this happen ? how could we not know that our own mother is sick ? luis : she did n't want us to know . did n't want us to worry , but dr. russell said that she 's been getting sicker for weeks now . she had all the symptoms . i just did n't notice . i guess with all the excitement at the dance tonight , it was just too much for her . she collapsed outside . antonio : you know what , this is all your fault . you and your plans to bring down the cranes , get sheridan back -- that 's why mama collapsed . you 've had her worried to death . you know what ? if anything happens to her , it 's on your head . [ scene_break ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places , and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet , and i , would fly on the wings of the bird , i knew , could take me highest . breathe in , breathe out . you keep me alive , you are the fire burning inside of me ; you are my passion for life [ scene_break ] antonio : you and your crazy lies , that 's what 's killing mama . how could you not know she was sick ? why were n't you there to look after her ? luis : me ? antonio : yeah . luis : yeah , where were you ? i 'm not the one who turned my back on the family , you know . sheridan : both of you stop this , please . all right , antonio , this is not luis ' fault . antonio : the hell it is n't . you almost destroyed sheridan because you ca n't accept the fact that she chose me over you . and you come up with this crazy idea about her being brainwashed by alistair somehow . luis : yeah , that 's right , because that 's true . antonio : you know what , your obsession with my wife has worried mama to death . that 's why she 's sick . and then when your plans to get her back -- when they did n't work -- well , then you tell the whole town that you 're going to bring down the whole crane empire and you 're going to prove it all right here tonight at the dance . luis : yeah , and i had the proof . antonio : oh , yeah ? well , where is it ? because the whole town is in an uproar waiting for you to show them this proof of the evil deeds of the cranes . but you know what ? you know what they got ? nothing . you started your magic picture show here , and then in the middle of it you go , `` oh , sorry , folks . show 's over . `` you know why ? because you did n't have any proof to begin with . sheridan : antonio , please stop fighting . antonio : you 're obsessed with my wife , and now mama 's had to pay the price . she was sick , and now you 've made it even worse . sheridan : look , please stop this , all right ? we need to get to the hospital . we need to see pilar . look , i need to see pilar . antonio : all right , you 're right . you 're right . this is not the time or the place . let 's go . i 'm telling you , this is n't over . not by a long shot . luis : yeah . [ scene_break ] miguel : dr. russell , would it be all right if i go back in and sit with mama for a while ? eve : of course , miguel . but keep your visits short , ok ? she 's exhausted . she needs all the rest she can get . miguel : ok . charity : well , i 'm going to give you some time with your mom . i 'll be here . i 'm going to just pray . miguel : thanks , charity . eve : it 's very good for you to be here for miguel and his family , charity . charity : i really just wish there was something i could do . eve : sweetheart , being here is doing something . just showing up for people when trouble comes around is one of the loveliest things that you can do because it comes from your heart . now , i do n't know what happened between you and miguel , really , but i think i can tell that he still loves you . [ scene_break ] miguel : mama ? it 's me . i 'm right here . you do n't have to worry about anything , ok ? pilar : miguelito , i 'm so glad you 're here . miguel : i 'm right here . i 'm not going anywhere . i just talked to luis . he 's going to be here soon with sheridan and antonio . we 're all going to be here for you , mama . pilar : my family . my family , together . i wish paloma was here . miguel : yeah . pilar : miguel ? miguel : yeah ? pilar : mijo , your brothers , they need to -- they need to pull together . they need to be strong for each other if i die . miguel : mama , mama , do n't say that . you should n't be worrying about anything . you just have to rest and get better . you 're getting a new drug right now that 's going to help you get well . pilar : yeah , if it 's god 's will , mijo . where 's teresita ? where 's my theresa ? miguel : i tried to get a hold of her , but i do n't know where she is . but i 'm sure she 'll be here soon . [ pilar flashes back to her talk with theresa about seducing ethan . ] pilar : you ca n't do this , theresa ! theresa : no , mama , please do n't worry . he 's not going to know that i 'm not gwen , ok ? he 's going to get me pregnant , and then no one 's going to have to know that i lost the baby . pilar : theresa , that will only bring more tears , mija . [ scene_break ] gwen : answer me . answer me . what are you hiding behind your back ? little ethan : mommy ? theresa : yes , little ethan ? gwen : yes , sweetheart ? that 's just great . now you 've woken up my son . oh , it 's ok , sweetheart . ok , you go back to sleep , ok ? little ethan : ok . gwen : the angels are going to watch over you all night long , and i will see you in the morning , ok ? little ethan : ok . gwen : ok . night - night . gwen : out of here right now . all right , show me what you were hiding behind your back . theresa : my purse , gwen . gwen : theresa , what the hell are you doing here in the middle of the night ? you 're not allowed on the grounds , let alone in the house . i should 've guessed . i should 've known . ethan : what is going on ? what are you doing here , theresa ? gwen : is n't it obvious , honey ? if at first you do n't succeed , try and try again , right ? what is this ? is this the third time or the fourth time ? theresa : what ? gwen : kidnapping , theresa . you were trying to snatch little ethan while we were asleep . well , i for one have had about all i can take from you , ok ? you just wait until the judge hears about this . he 's going to put you back in jail , and i hope it 's for good this time . honey , i 'm going to call the police . [ scene_break ] alistair : put the c.d.s down , julian . now . julian : no , father . i promised eve that i would find our son , and that 's a promise i intend to keep . alistair : you 're making another terrible mistake . julian : no , father , i 'm correcting a mistake -- a mistake i made when i let you force me to give up the one woman i ever truly loved . alistair : `` love . `` julian : love , that 's right ! something you know nothing about . i 'm going to search these discs . i am going to find out the identity of our son , of eve 's son , of your grandson . alistair : a bastard . julian : a crane ! because of my weakness all those years ago , eve has had to live half of her live in pain , wondering if our son was even alive . for months now , you 've tortured us with hints about him . and if you had n't forced luis to give you back these discs , we would have known his identity tonight . well , the torture stops now . our son has been kept prisoner on these discs . i will find him . alistair : you imbecile . give me back those cd - roms right now ! julian : not a chance , old man . [ gun cocks ] alistair : take one more step , sonny , and you 're dead . [ scene_break ] gwen : you are unbelievable , theresa . you have made torturing me an all - day , everyday , full - time job . are you ever going to stop ? i mean , now you have to sneak in here in the middle of the night to try and snatch my son ? you have no right ! theresa : i have every right , gwen . he 's my son . gwen : no , theresa , he 's my son now . the judge took him from you and gave him to me because you 're an unfit mother , as well as being a complete lunatic . this stunt only proves that . ethan : gwen , just stop . just stop ! ok , there 's got to be an explanation for this , right ? gwen : of course there 's an explanation , ethan . she is a kidnapper and a criminal . she killed our first child and then she stole our second one . and i promise you , theresa , if you were n't carrying our child right now , you would be a dead woman . i 'm calling the police . fox : what 's all the ruckus ? gwen : the ruckus is this whack - job is trying to kidnap my son again . theresa : he 's my son , gwen . gwen : i caught her red - handed in little ethan 's room just before she grabbed him . ethan : are you sure ? gwen : yes , ethan , i am sure . she broke in here . i mean , how did she even get on the grounds , let alone the house , ok ? all the doors were locked . she had to have broken in . and she would n't break in without a reason , and it was the same old reason -- to kidnap little ethan . when the police get here , they 're going to arrest her and they 're going to throw her in jail , and i hope to god that that will stop her once and for all . fox : all right , look , look , look -- now , listen , all right ? theresa did n't break in here , i invited her as a guest . all right , i gave her my key and i told her to meet me in my bedroom . gwen : like i 'm supposed to believe that ? fox : gwen , i do n't really care what you do or do not believe at all , actually . now , i 'm sure that she just saw the nursery , ok , and she decided to go in there and give little ethan a kiss . is n't that right ? theresa : yes , that 's right . fox : there you go , ok ? she just wanted to kiss her little boy good night . there 's no kidnapping . like it or not , it 's only natural for theresa to want to spend as much time with her kid as possible . she misses him . ethan : ok . let 's go to bed . gwen : fox , she 's not even supposed to be here . the judge took away her visitation rights . fox : you know what , gwen ? i really do n't care what a judge did or did not do , ok ? ethan , you 're a winthrop now . and , gwen , you 're a hodgepodge or a hotchkiss or whatever it is -- you 're married to a winthrop . gwen : oh , that 's nice . fox : that 's right . now , theresa , you 're beautiful , but you 're just a lopez- fitzgerald . i 'm a crane , ok ? so as long as we 're in the crane mansion , i will entertain whoever i feel like entertaining . ethan : ok . now it 's time to go to bed . [ ethan and gwen leave . ] fox : sorry about that . theresa : no -- thanks . thank you very much . you saved me again . you did . you know , it 's a miracle that you got here when you did . so you 're mad at me , right ? fox : no , no , it 's nothing like that . i 'm not mad at you at all . it 's -- hey , listen -- theresa , i have some bad news , ok ? theresa : ok . fox : it 's about your mother . theresa , your mother 's in the hospital . theresa : ok , was there an accident ? is she ok ? fox : no , actually , she 's not ok . she -- she collapsed outside the seascape tonight . she 's lucky they found her . theresa , listen -- your mother 's very , very sick . theresa : ok . fox : ok , she 's got a rare blood disease . it 's very serious , and she could be dying . ok ? theresa : ok . wait a minute , because she was really -- she was fine earlier . she was totally fine . actually -- well , no , she was n't . she was shaking , and , you know , i barely even noticed . um -- you know what , i need to get to the hospital . is there any way you can take me down there right now ? fox : yeah , yeah , of course . theresa : ok , let 's go . [ scene_break ] antonio : dr. russell , where 's mama ? luis : how is she ? sheridan : can we see her ? i want her to know that i 'm here . eve : ok , just one at a time , please . antonio : how come we did n't know about this ? eve : i 'm sorry , antonio . pilar has sworn me to secrecy , and she 's been ill for quite a while . antonio : why would she keep it a secret ? we 're her children . eve : because she felt like her children had enough problems and pain of their own . she did n't want to be a burden to you . you know , in my whole life , i do n't think i 've ever met anyone as selfless as pilar . sheridan : yes , she is . antonio : so , what 's going on now ? eve : i 've just administered a new drug from the valtin project . antonio : and it will cure her ? eve : well , no . there 's no guarantees , as i told your brothers , but it 's the only option pilar has . so in the next few hours , i 'm going to take blood samples from pilar and i 'm going to run tests on them to see if she 's responding at all to the new treatment , see if it 's fighting the disease . antonio : this is all your doing , luis . eve : antonio , this is not a time to quarrel . i 'm sorry that i do n't have more encouraging news for you , but the truth is we just do n't know . so at this point in time , all we can do is wait and pray . and i know your mother taught you all about the power of prayer , so pray now and ask god to help see your mother through this . [ scene_break ] alistair : give me back my c.d.s , julian , now . julian : no , father . and you wo n't shoot me . i 'm your only son . alistair : you should know me better than that , julian . my only daughter would be dead right now , on my orders , if you had n't bungled it down in bermuda . i 'll do whatever i have to to protect myself and my birthright , and no weak- chinned drunken whelp will stop me . julian : watch me . alistair : none of the information on my c.d.s is ever getting out . do you hear me ? ever ! julian : father , the truth always comes out . that 's one lesson you 've never learned , but lately i have . alistair : where , on `` sesame street ? `` julian : you think you beat luis . you think you won . but whatever 's on these discs will eventually come back and haunt you , and if you die before the truth comes out , no matter , because if you do n't go to jail in this life , you 're sure to burn in hell in the next . alistair : however did i spawn such a nancy - boy ? julian : you think what you like , father , but you must know i am no threat to you . all i want is the identity of my lost son , then you can have these damned things back , and may you choke on them . alistair : i wo n't wait . julian : i 'm afraid you 'll have to . [ alistair shoots julian . ] alistair : worthless jellyfish . you should have stuck to your bottles and your whores , julian . playing the noble lover does n't become you . alistair : this is the price you pay for not listening to me . [ julian groans ] julian : god -- my arm ! you shot me ! alistair : did n't i warn you ? julian : i 'm bleeding . you could have killed me . alistair : believe me , julian , if i had meant to kill you , you 'd be dead . stop bleeding all over my carpet . get a towel from the bathroom and clean yourself up . alistair : damn it , julian , your blood is all over my c.d.s . julian : how appropriate . alistair : you beauties will be safe in my desk for the night . tomorrow i 'll find you the most secure hiding place of all time . and you -- if you ever pull another stunt like that -- do n't worry , you wo n't feel a thing . one shot right into your brain . [ scene_break ] antonio : mama ? it 's me , antonio . i 'm here . pilar : antonio . my handsome boy , and my sheridan . sheridan : mama pilar . pilar : you have n't called me that since you were 6 . sheridan : yes , since father told me not to . antonio : i 'm sorry . i had -- i had no idea you were sick . pilar : it 's ok , mijo . i did n't want you to know . antonio : hey , you 're going to get better , ok ? you 've just got to . pilar : it 's in god 's hands , antonio . whatever happens is his plan . antonio : i love you . pilar : i love you too , mijo . sheridan : pilar . pilar : hey , no , no . no , no , no , do n't cry , sheridan . save your tears , mija . sheridan : pilar , i just ca n't lose you . you 're like a mother to me . i mean , i barely even knew my own mother . pilar : katherine . oh , she loved you so much , sheridan . so much . sheridan : she was always so sick and in her room , and then she died . but you were there for me . when i was so afraid and so lonely , you were there for me . you took care of me . you made me feel safe and so warm and loved , and you taught me how to not be afraid of the dark . you taught me how beautiful and magical life could be through music and laughter . until i was sent away . god , please , pilar , i ca n't lose you . please . you 're my rock , and i just ca n't lose you , too . i ca n't . antonio : please , god -- please , you have to let my mother get better . there 's been so much anger between us , and it 's all my fault , and you 've -- please , you 've got to make her get better . [ scene_break ] theresa : thanks for finding me and telling me about my mom . fox : yeah , you know , i looked all over for you at the seascape . i could n't find you anywhere . theresa : i left , fox . and you know what ? i really -- i should 've just stayed . but -- um -- do you know what happened at the dance to make my mom more sick ? fox : i really could n't say . i mean , you know how tired she was at the courthouse , and your brother 's plans to out my grandfather -- nothing really came of it , so -- i mean , in her condition , theresa , it could have been anything . who knows ? [ theresa flashes back to her conversation with pilar at the seascape . ] theresa : mama -- mama , what 's wrong ? pilar : theresa , no -- theresa : you 're shaking . pilar : teresita , shh ! i 'm fine , mija i 'm fine . it 's just my nerves because i am so worried about you . this -- ay , theresa , this crazy plan that you have about tricking ethan into thinking you 're gwen ? [ flashback ends . ] theresa : oh , my god , it 's me . i 'm -- i 'm the one that did this to her . i 'm the one that made it worse . i mean , i pushed her over the edge . fox : whoa , whoa , what are you talking about ? what are you talking about ? how ? theresa , how 'd you get inside the mansion tonight ? theresa : well , mama gave me her old set of keys from when she worked at the mansion , and she gave me the security code to the gate . fox : why did n't you just ask me ? fox : theresa , you still did n't answer me . what were you doing at the mansion tonight , huh ? why were you there ? theresa : um -- not now , ok ? please ? can we just get to the hospital fast , please ? [ scene_break ] gwen : ok , honey , do n't you think it 's a little bit weird that fox would just invite theresa up here ? you know , after everything that has happened between us , he knows all the bad blood there is . i mean , even he 's not that insensitive , right ? do you think it 's a little weird ? ethan : not really , honey . i mean , he lives here , he 's dating theresa . you know how he likes to push everyone 's buttons . gwen : do you think my mother is right ? like , do you think they 're sleeping together ? [ ethan mumbles ] gwen : well , even if they are , i mean , why would she risk anything now ? you know , having our baby in her belly is the only leverage she has over us . you would think that she 'd be at home , resting with her feet up or something to make sure the implantation takes hold , but , no . ethan : honey , she does n't even have a home . thanks to your mother , she 's been staying at whitney 's . maybe she just got sick of sleeping on a couch and fox offered her his bed . gwen : yeah , well , that 's never going to happen . there 's no way i 'm going to let her stay here , ok , no matter what fox says . ethan : sweetie , i love you . i love you . could we please talk about this tomorrow ? please ? gwen : ok . ok . gwen : ok , this is weird . ethan : honey , what 's weird ? gwen : honey , i smell my perfume all over this pillow . how did it get there ? ethan : hello -- you sleep there , remember ? gwen : yeah , but phyllis changes the sheets every morning . i mean , these pillowcases are fresh , so my perfume should n't be on it yet . ethan : honey , you 've got a short memory . ethan : we have used this bed a lot tonight . gwen : baby , i love you , but if that is your definition of a lot , then i need to trade you in for a newer model , ok ? ethan : what ? gwen : because i hardly touched this pillow . then again , i was n't the one who drank a whole bottle of champagne . ethan : ok , ok . can we please just -- let 's just go to bed . gwen : fine . but , sweetie , it 's weird . ethan : well , here you go -- maybe the perfume is on the actual pillow , not just the pillowcase . gwen : maybe . ethan : what other reason could there be ? [ scene_break ] theresa : it 's the one right here . fox : even in a crisis , you smell good . what are you wearing ? that 's not your usual perfume , is it ? theresa : you know what ? i do n't know , i do n't know . can we go ? fox : it reminds me of someone . i 'm not sure who . it 's -- theresa : i do n't -- i do n't know what i put on . let 's go . fox : ok . theresa : hi . hey . oh -- and , antonio , i 'm sorry . i just -- i heard . so , how is mama ? antonio : it 's bad , sis . dr. russell -- dr. russell thinks she might not make it , but it 's not all bad news because they 're giving her some experimental drug from some think tank . miguel : it 's called the valtin project . charity : we 're just hoping that it works . theresa : well , it will work , right ? because she 's going to be ok . miguel : we do n't know yet , theresa . all we can do is wait . theresa : oh , god . dr. russell , how 's mama ? eve : it 's good that you 're all here now . so , i do n't have too much to tell you . i took a sample of pilar 's blood , and it 's on its way over to the lab . when we get the results , we 'll be able to see whether the medication is having any effect on her condition . any response is a good sign , so just keep your fingers crossed and pray . theresa : is there anything else that we can do ? eve : well , i 've told everyone that it 's critical that pilar remain in the bed , that she gets lots of rest , that she stay calm . she ca n't have any stress . you understand ? none . now , testing the blood should n't take very long , and when i have the results i will be back . ok ? [ dr. russell leaves . ] theresa : thanks . you know , i -- i do n't understand why mama did n't tell us she was sick . miguel : mama even made dr. russell keep it a secret . luis : she did n't want us to worry . theresa : that is like her , never thinking about herself . well -- so , luis , what happened at the seascape ? you know , you said that you were going to expose all the crane secrets with those cd - roms you found . luis : that -- that did n't work out . antonio : it did n't work out because it was all lies . he did n't have any proof of anything . miguel : what ? no , you 're wrong , antonio . luis -- antonio : miguel , luis is so desperate to get my wife that he will stoop to any level to do it . he 's got sheridan so wound up she does n't even -- she does n't trust herself . she does n't trust her own family . she does n't trust me . and mama -- she 's not supposed to have any stress . that 's kind of funny because she 's so stressed out , that 's the reason that she 's laying in that bed in there fighting for her life . it 's because of luis . [ scene_break ] gwen : ok , babe , maybe the pillow itself does have perfume on it , but the pillowcase definitely does , as well , and it smells kind of fresh . ethan : woman , woman -- to bed , to bed . you can play laundry detective in the morning , ok , sherlock ? i love you . gwen : i love you , too . ethan : good night . gwen : ok , i 'm sorry . good night , sweetheart . ethan : good night . gwen : wait a second . honey , i did n't even put perfume on today . i forgot to . [ scene_break ] julian : damn it . blood wo n't stop . alistair : i 'm surprised you 're not bleeding milk , you wimp . stop whining , for god 's sake . it was only a graze . julian : i need to go to the hospital . alistair : the hospital ? do you need a band - aid ? you sure you do n't want me to just kiss it and make it feel better ? julian : you can either call a car for me or sit there and watch me bleed to death . father ? alistair : do n't rush me . i 'm thinking . julian : i 'll get a damn car myself . alistair : it 's a gunshot wound , you fool ! if you go to a public hospital , those busybodies will report it to the police , and the next thing you know , sam bennett will be in here sticking his big nose into our business . julian : i 'll say i was cleaning my gun and i had an accident . alistair : now , that sounds like a crane . that 's the spirit , julian . show a little loyalty . protect your father . it 's a nice effort but too little , too late . julian : i 'm not doing it to protect you . i 'm doing it for eve . if anyone finds out about this , there 'll be an investigation . she has enough trouble right now without people discovering why you shot me . alistair : oh , julian . the good dr. russell has more trouble than even you know . [ scene_break ] luis : you already deserted your family once , and now you 're going to do it all over again . why did n't you just stay gone ? antonio : you know what , luis , you 're going to get your wish because i 'm taking my wife and we 're going back to st. lisa 's . sheridan : look , stop it , both of you ! all right , dr. russell told us that your mother needs it to be calm , that she ca n't handle any more stress , and here you are starting world war iii ! antonio : you 're right . luis : this can wait for the moment . sheridan : well , for the moment , remember that you two are brothers , and your mother , who loves you , is in there barely hanging on . so back off , both of you ! i mean it ! theresa 's inner voice : it 's all the stress that came before that led to mama 's collapse , and it 's all my fault . theresa : sheridan , it 's ok . it 's -- it 's not just antonio and luis . it 's me , ok ? i 'm mama 's biggest worry , ok ? miguel : no , theresa . it 's all of us . you know , in a way , this is all our doing . that 's why she kept her illness a secret . what we have to do is pull together as a family for mama . that 's what she 'd want . that 's what would make her happy . theresa : hi , dr. russell . are those the lab results ? antonio : please tell us it 's good news . eve : these are the results . just give me a minute while i finish it . oh , god , i 'm sorry . these are not the results that we were hoping for . she 's not responding to the drug . she 's not getting better . theresa : oh , no . eve : she 's getting worse . luis : dr. russell , you just started giving her this drug . it 's early yet . eve : luis , if this drug was going to have any effect on your mother 's condition , we would see some evidence of it by now , no matter how slight . and then the fact that she 's taken a turn for the worse -- antonio : wait a minute , what are you saying exactly , dr. russell ? eve : i think she 's beyond my care now , and we should think about calling father lonigan and having him administer last the rites before it 's too late . [ next_on ] father lonigan : i understand i 'm to give your mother last rites . sheridan : luis was just lying to me about everything ! eve : he was not , sheridan . sheridan : what ? julian : i would like to see dr. russell -- only dr. russell . eve : oh , julian .
gwen catches theresa in the crane mansion , and asks theresa what she is hiding behind her back ? it 's the blond wig , but theresa manages to stuff it in her purse when little ethan calls out `` mommy `` , and gwen is momentarily distracted . gwen is about to call the police on theresa for the third kidnapping attempt , but fox steps in and tells gwen that in his home , he will entertain whomever he likes . fox then tells theresa about pilar being in the hospital and he drives theresa to see her mother . theresa does not answer fox when he asks why she was really at the crane mansion .
ivy : oh . sam . if this is a bad time , then -- sam : no , it 's a good time . jessica went over to simone 's . ivy : then i 'll just throw the rest of my things in a box . oh . i guess you wanted to keep things short , if not sweet . sam : ivy , like i told you last night , you could have stayed over . jessica : it 's a good thing she did n't or i would n't have been here . what are you doing here anyway , ivy ? are n't you out of our lives yet ? [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] man : oh . this is fancy . speak . jacob , darling ! yeah , of course i 'll be there . i would n't miss fashion week for the world . yeah . yes , i 'll bring my checkbook . woman : where have you been ? fancy : ah . woman : those boys by the bar are just so hot . fancy : hmm , they 're boring , just all the other puppy dog preppies that you and i always attract . i 'm in the mood for something different . woman : different how ? fancy : i do n't know , someone who turns me on for a bad boy that 's what i want -- a bad boy . woman : i do n't know , fancy . fancy : well , i do . and guess what , veronica -- i just found him . [ scene_break ] pilar : theresa ? you know , it 's not too late to change your mind . theresa : forget it , mama . here comes the district attorney . d.a . : i 'm glad you 're here . i was afraid you were going to change your mind about pressing charges . theresa : no , i would n't miss this for the world . i want to see gwen put behind bars for the rest of her life . [ scene_break ] gwen : god , i do n't see ethan . rebecca : honey , i 'm sure he 's on his way . gwen : mother , what if he 's right ? what if the d.a . moved up the hearing date so that we would n't have time to mount a decent defense ? i mean , i could go back to jail today . theresa : `` could `` ? you count on it , gwen . you do n't stand a chance . [ scene_break ] eve : i asked you a question , ethan . ethan : eve , i 'm trying to find something i can use here , you know ? eve : you already found something , so why are n't you on your way to the court with it right now ? ethan : look , i know where you 're going with this , and you could n't be more off base . eve : i get the feeling the you 're somewhat conflicted about representing gwen at her hearing this morning . so you do want your wife to go free ? ethan : of course i do . eve , why would you even ask me something like that ? eve : because i 've seen more excitement at a spelling bee . your wife 's trial is about to start . are you sure that you want to keep her out of jail ? and have her standing in the way of your being with theresa . [ scene_break ] beth : did someone find out that i 'm your daughter ? look , do n't tell me that sheridan knows i 'm her half sister . [ phone rings ] beth : wait . oh , mother . mother , what do you want ? mrs. wallace : jeez , no need to snap my head off . beth : look , whatever you 're calling about , i do n't have time for this . alistair 's here . hey -- you did n't go and shoot off your big mouth about me being alistair 's 's daughter , did you ? alistair : let me speak to her . edna . mrs. wallace : yeah ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : please tell me what you know about beth and her mother being at the mansion last night with my father . maid : please , miss sheridan , you do n't know what you 're asking . sheridan : look , you are my only hope . i 'm begging you ! luis : you know why they were in the house with alistair , help sheridan to get her little boy back . [ scene_break ] veronica : he 's not exactly mr . smiles . fancy : he 's got something better -- chutzpah . you ca n't place a bet at that table for less than 500 bucks . i like him . man : deal me in . veronica : i do n't think he 's that into you . fancy : he will be . veronica : my , are n't we sure of ourselves today . fancy : well , we 're in vegas , veronica . you want to make a little wager ? veronica : i think your odds are better at the slots . fancy : i 'll give you my bracelet if i ca n't make him mine within the next few hours . veronica : is n't that thing from your dear old dad ? fancy : where else ? worth 20 grand at least . veronica : you want mr. rebel that much ? you 're on . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : no , may the angels in heaven bear witness for me , i have n't told a soul that you are beth 's father . alistair : you might as well have been shouting it from the rooftops the way you 've been flaunting yourself around in harmony today . mrs. wallace : well , what -- what is that supposed to mean ? alistair : it means you 've been gadding about with wads of money hanging off your walker and throwing cash around , buying clothes that are more appropriate for paris hilton than an old bag like yourself . mrs. wallace : so i bought a few beautiful things with the money that you gave me . since when is self - improvement a crime ? and may i remind you that it was n't so long ago you made a baby with this old bag . alistair : yeah , do yourself mrs. wallace : ok , ok . just cool your jets , will you ? alistair : and you keep a low profile from now on , meaning that you stay in this house . mrs. wallace : as if the crane money can keep me a prisoner in my own house . no . i 've got the clothes , i got the style , and now it is time to party . [ edna hums ] beth : i was scared to death she 'd found out you were my father . alistair : well , she has n't -- not yet , anyway . [ scene_break ] sheridan : thank you . now , please tell me everything that you know about my father spending time with beth and mrs. wallace at the mansion last night . maid : no . sheridan : what ? wait a minute . you just told me that you could . maid : could , not would . i signed a confidentiality agreement when i took my job with your father . he 'd have my head . sheridan : you would n't be spilling his secrets to just a stranger here . i am his daughter . maid : oh , miss sheridan , you know that would n't make any difference to mr. alistair , now , would it ? sheridan : look , this is important . my baby was taken away from me after he was born . what you know could help me get him back . please , for my child 's sake , please help me . maid : i got to think of my own children first . my husband harry 's been out of work for three years now . if i lose this job , we 'll lose everything . sheridan : please . maid : you 're a crane . you do n't know what it 's like to have to scrimp and scrape just to get by . luis : i do . maid : yes , you would , being pilar 's son and all . sheridan : look , what -- what if i give you these ? they 're real , five carats apiece . they 'll tide you over in between jobs if my father should fire you . now , please tell me what you know about my father spending time with beth and mrs. wallace at the mansion . [ scene_break ] sam : i thought you were at simone 's . jessica : i changed my mind . you 've got a lot of nerve coming back here . jessica : you stick up for someone who went behind your back and lied to you ? sam : ivy was just trying to help . jessica : oh , is that what she told you ? sam : well , she was right . jessica : because i took charge of my own life and got a boyfriend and a tattoo ? sam : jessica , you almost died because of a drug overdose . you lost your innocence to some creep . jessica : you the one who did it with that slut , ivy . sam : jess , that is enough . jessica : you 're such a hypocrite , daddy . you do n't have to ask anyone what they think about your new lover , but i do ? i 'll bet if you caught noah doing what i was doing , you would n't have freaked out . you 'd have gone wink , wink , given him a little slap on the wrist , and handed him a package of condoms . sam : jessica , i would have treated your brother the exact same way , and you know it . jessica : how do you even know what you 'd do with noah ? sam : that 's enough . jessica : why ? did i hit a nerve ? if you want to preach to me about family values , why do n't you start by getting your whore out of our house ? [ scene_break ] ned : let 's go with five - card draw . veronica : ned ? what kind of name is ned ? fancy : it does n't matter . veronica : you want to have his children . fancy : depends on how bad he is . veronica : you mean `` good `` bad ? fancy : right . veronica : well , i 'd wish you luck , but i really like that bracelet . fancy : tough , because i 've got a feeling i 'm going to win this bet . ned : deal it again . dealer : you sure , sport ? you 're way down . ned : i said again . dealer : up to you . fancy : here you go . dealer : hey , fancy , you in ? fancy : no , thanks , george . i 'll sit this one out . george : you 're not feeling lucky today , eh ? fancy : no , actually , i 'm feeling real lucky . excuse me . would you happen to have the time ? what 's that for ? ned : you 're a working girl , right ? take the chip , leave me the hell alone so i can play some cards here . [ scene_break ] eve : so you 're going to the hearing ? ethan : yeah , there 's one more thing i have to check on first before i go , and i think it could clear gwen of all the charges . eve : if that 's what you think you want to do . ethan : i need to go . eve : good luck . whatever you decide to do . [ scene_break ] gwen : so help me , you 'd better shut up . theresa : or what , gwen ? because i do n't think that would work in your favor . face it , your life as you know it is over . gwen : even as we speak , ethan is on his way over here to try and keep me out of jail . theresa : really ? hmm . i do n't know . if i were you , i 'd be a little nervous . maybe he 's not going to show up at all . gwen : of course he is , theresa . he 's gong to do everything in his power to get your vicious charges against me thrown out . theresa : well , see , i have this theory . i think ethan 's going to stand up so that you do spend the rest of your life in prison so he can start over with me , little ethan , and jane . we 're going to be a family , gwen , and you 're going to spend the rest of your life rotting in a prison cell . rebecca : you just get away from my daughter , theresa . you just leave her alone . theresa : oh , i struck a nerve in mama here . hmm . i guess she 's a little worried ethan 's not going to show up for you , too . gwen : i hate her . i hate her so much i wish she was dead . rebecca : gwen , shh . do n't let any of the court officials hear you . gwen : what if theresa 's right ? i mean , what if the reason ethan 's not here is because he wants to be with her ? rebecca : well , do n't be absurd , ok i am sure he 's on his way here . look , i 'm just going to call him , all right ? bailiff : all rise . judge : today , we 're hearing evidence in the matter between gwen hotchkiss winthrop vs . the state . let 's begin . gwen : my god , mother , where is he , where is he ? judge : i assume all parties are present ? d.a . : my witness is here , your honor . i do not , however , see opposing counsel in court . gwen : your honor -- judge : where 's your attorney , mrs. winthrop ? gwen : your honor my husband should be here any moment . if i could please ask just for a slight postponement ? judge : not without a written request from counsel . we 'll proceed without him . theresa : i knew it . ethan could n't bring himself to save gwen . he wants a life with me . gwen : oh , my god , mother . if ethan does n't walk in here in the next two minutes , i am going to go to jail for the rest of my life . [ scene_break ] fancy : do you believe it ? that moron probably does n't even own a platinum card , and he thought i was a hooker . veronica : the moron being the bad boy of your dreams ? fancy : whose side are you on , anyway ? veronica : well , you did come on pretty strong . fancy : i was innocently flirting . it 's not my fault he 's a rude , uncouth boor . ugh , i 've never been more insulted in my whole life . veronica : i could have told you he was n't your type to begin with . i hope you at least took his $ 500 chip . fancy : i would n't touch anything that belonged to him with a 10-foot pole . veronica : your loss -- along with your bracelet . i mean , my bracelet . fancy : no , not so fast , veronica . veronica : hey . a deal 's a deal . you tried to get bad boy 's attention and he did n't bite . i win , you lose . fancy : who said i was giving up ? veronica : you 're going to be more insulted by this cad ? fancy : no way . but i 'm not through with him . he 's about to be taught a lesson he 'll never forget . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : dr. russell ? eve : oh , i 'm sorry , i 'm just about to -- edna ? mrs. wallace : that 's my name . do n't wear it out . mrs. wallace : well , yeah , it 's the rage on all the runways this season , and i 'm talking paris , not pan am . got it , runways ? eve : i 'm sure you 're just making quite a splash . mrs. wallace : yeah , are n't i grand , though ? well , you see , now that i got the outside taken care of , i -- i want the innards to match . eve : i 'm sorry , the `` innards `` ? mrs. wallace : yeah . yeah , down there . you know , leakage . eve : oh , oh , leakage , right . mrs. wallace : yeah . they do do that surgery now , do n't they ? eve : oh . well -- well , edna , i 'm not sure that our insurance company would pay for it . it 's elective surgery . it 's very expensive . mrs. wallace : oh , money 's no object . i 'm going paying cold , hard cash ! [ scene_break ] beth : we 're home free . sheridan will never figure out that i 'm her half sister . alistair : beth , never say never . we have to be very very careful . beth : well , yeah , i 'll -- i 'll do anything to keep our secret as long as i get to have marty . alistair : that 's why i like you so much , my dear . it 's ironic that the only offspring that i ca n't claim is the one that is most like me . but i promise you , i 'll do everything in my power to make sure that sheridan does n't find out the truth , because if she does , you lose marty , [ scene_break ] maid : all right . i 'll tell you what mrs. wallace and her daughter were doing with mr. alistair . sheridan : thank you . i promise you wo n't regret this . i 'm going to get my son back , luis . maid : it was n't much later that the mother came to the front door . luis : while alistair and beth were up in his bedroom ? maid : that 's right . oh , lord , if he finds out i 've told you -- sheridan : look , he wo n't . please go on . how was my father with beth ? maid : it was as if they were on a date . they came back to the house to -- you know . sheridan : you mean sleep together ? maid : i 'm just telling you what it looked like . he rang down from his bedroom of course , i did n't see nothing -- just his arm around her and maybe one smooch . luis : so you do n't know if they actually -- maid : did the deed ? i do n't think they would have had time , what , with the mother showing up and all . she was out of her mind crazy . we had a huge fight and she knocked me out she was so upset . sheridan : wow . so you did n't see what happened next then ? maid : oh i did n't know nothing until that high - and - mighty butler reginald found me on the floor . luis : wait , so do you know if mrs. wallace actually talked to alistair or beth ? maid : i know she wanted to , but , no . i 've told you all i know for sure . sheridan : my father 's a dirty old man . well , nothing new there . luis : all right , hold on , let 's back up a second . after reginald and you came did you by any chance happen to go by alistair 's bedroom door ? maid : now , why would i do that ? luis : right , of course . did you see anything else ? sheridan : well , what ? maid : they were discussing a secret , something mr. did n't want anyone to know . he was afraid that wallace was going to tell someone . luis : tell someone what ? maid : that i could n't make out . i ran before they came out . sheridan : i knew it . they are in cahoots about marty . luis : sheridan -- sheridan : no , that 's got to be it , luis . bertha you have been so helpful . please enjoy the earrings . bertha : you 're sure , miss sheridan ? sheridan : absolutely . wear them in good health . bertha : can you help me if mr. alistair comes after me ? sheridan : yes , you can count on it . thank you . luis , this is the proof that i have needed . now we know how beth managed to kidnap marty and make it look like your baby died . she had my father 's help . luis : we already knew that your father was a monster , sheridan . sheridan : yeah this also means that beth is a monster , too , and that is something you have n't wanted to admit to . well , now you have no choice . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : see ? i 've got enough money here to take care of this surgery and any other work that i want done , and i thought after we took care of the leako , we could do a little lipo , then a little lifto . eve : edna , i do n't even know what to say . where did ... ? mrs. wallace : oh . let 's just say i came into little bit of good fortune recently . beth : i 'm coming . shh ! mrs. wallace : ok . bye . eve : well , it must have been very recently because you certainly were n't dressed like this last night . mrs. wallace : where did you see me last night ? eve : oh , i -- mrs. wallace : oh , my gosh . you live at thecrane mansion , do n't you , with julian ? oh . uh - oh . i 'm busted . [ scene_break ] sam : i want you to apologize to ivy and me right now . ivy : it 's ok , sam . this is between jessica and me . i 'm sorry you see me as your father 's whore , but you need n't worry cause i 'm out of your home for good . jessica : well , your things are in the hall and so is the door . so what 's taking so long ? ivy : before i go , i 'd like to get one thing straight between us . i love your father , and i always have . jessica : what the size of his wallet ? ivy : you do n't know what you 're talking about , little girl . one of these days , you might know what true love is . right now all can feel is anger and bitterness . but someday i think you 're going to look back and realize your mistake and i think you 're going to regret coming between me and your father . jessica : hmm , yeah . do n't count on it . sam : ivy . i know you 're trying to get through to jessica , but let 's not pretend that she 's the only reason that you and i did n't work . ivy : sorry . jessica : and just for the record , ivy , i know all about love . ivy : sex is n't love , jessica . jessica : like i 'm going to listen to a lecture on morals from you . you 're not even a good mother to your childrenen . no wonder they never come home . do you even remember your own daughters ' names ? [ scene_break ] veronica : the vindictive family genes are showing , fancy . fancy : he deserves to be taught a lesson , and i 'm just the one to teach it . second man : fold . third man : you should stick to slots , lester . this game 's too hard for you . well , looks like it 's down to just you and me , ned . ned : raise you . man : you must really be holding , ned . let 's make it interesting , huh ? say double or nothing ? ned : you got it . man : you 're short . ned : i need an i.o.u . george : we do n't extend credit . man : then i guess i win . lester : i 'll front the young man , george . i 'm sure he 's good for it . ned : sure ? hey , thanks . i 'll pay you back when i beat your friend . lester : oh , he 's no friend of mine . man : now we 're playing ned : i 'll raise you again . man : and raise . veronica : you know he 's going to lose his shirt . fancy : and his pants and his socks and both his shoes . nobody gets away with implying i 'm a common prostitute . man : let 's see what you got . man : next time , buddy . ned : right . lester : hey . where are you going ? ned : i 've been playing all night . i 'm done . lester : you got to pay me back first , kid . ned : no can do . i 'll be glad to sign an i.o.u . lester : no , i do n't believe in them . you 're not going anywhere till your debt 's paid up . lester : my money . ned : you did this to me ? fancy : me ? how could a mere working girl possibly influence anything going on in an important card game ? ned : but that 's what you look like . fancy : i do n't believe you . ned : i do n't believe you , either . lester : hey , frankly , i do n't care who believes who . i 'm waiting for my money . ned : look , i 'm low on cash , which is why i got the loan in the first place . lester : that 's a bad answer . ned : you 're making too big a deal here , man . lester : well , that 's fine . i 'll have stanley here accompany you . ned : but i 'm not staying in this hotel . i 'm down the street . better get it on my own . lester : no , no , no , no . veronica : i think you 've gone too far , fancy . this guy 's in real trouble . fancy : it 's not that big a deal . lester : see , you got to understand , i 'm a businessman . i need to get paid one way or another . [ scene_break ] eve : now , i thought you wanted to talk about your bladder surgery . mrs. wallace : uh -- yeah , we will . i 'll call you . oh , god , i got to warn bethie before we 're discovered . beth : daddy ? daddy ? oh , there you are . would you like to hold your grandson ? alistair : we 're already acquainted . know , it 's a pity i have an heir who was sired by luis lopez - fitzgerald . talk about muddying the bloodlines . beth : i still love him . alistair : i know . beth : daddy , you are going to help me get luis away from sheridan so he can be with me , are n't you ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : ok , now you have to believe me , luis , because that was the one sticking point that you had about beth being marty 's mother . how could she have done the kidnapping all by herself ? well , she did n't . she had help from a mastermind -- my father . luis : alistair and beth ? my god . sheridan : i know , but it all makes sense now . remember we saw my father at the nightclub right before my fight with beth . that must have been where she got the knife that she came after me with . she was trying to kill me because she knew how close i was to getting to the truth . well , it 's too late now because now that i know the truth , i am not going to rest until i have marty back in my arms where he belongs . [ scene_break ] d.a . : therefore , we feel the circumstances call for the maximum punishment prescribed by law . mrs. winthrop is a menace to society , especially to ms. lopez - fitzgerald . rebecca : that 's not fair . judge : sit down , mrs. crane . i 've already explained that only your daughter 's attorney has a right to participate . rebecca : no offense , your honor , but the louse is obviously not here , and i am not just going to sit here and watch my daughter be railroaded by this attorney for the salsa sexpot . judge : that 's enough or i 'll have you tossed from the hearing . anything else ? d.a . : aside from attempted murder and the kidnapping of ms. lopez - fitzgerald 's baby ? no , your honor . we 'll rest . theresa : she does n't stand a chance . judge : as your attorney seems to have defaulted on his obligation to represent you , i 'm left with no choice but to end this phase of the proceeding and make a ruling without hearing the defendant 's arguments . gwen : your honor , please , my husband should be here any moment .. judge : i 'm sorry , mrs. winthrop . we 've waited long enough . d.a . : one more thing , your honor . in light of the violent nature of the defendant , we ask that her bail be revoked immediately and she be remanded to the custody of harmony jail pending and throughout her trial . judge : i 'm going to rule on this matter as i see fit . the district attorney has presented a strong case against you . i must agree . your bail is hereby revoked . take her into custody . [ scene_break ] sam : i am ashamed of you , jessica . there 's no reason to make her feel worse . jessica : i do n't believe it . you 're still on her side . sam : i want to have a word with you in the kitchen . i 'll be back to help you with those boxes . ivy : jessica 's right . i do n't have a relationship with my daughters . why did i ever think i had a right to be happy ? [ phone rings ] ivy : please answer . [ ring ] [ scene_break ] veronica : someone 's calling you , fancy . fancy : it 's not important . veronica : i saw the area code on your caller i.d . it was harmony , was n't it ? fancy : so what if it was ? i do n't care if i ever talk to anyone from harmony again . lester : i 'm sure you can understand my predicament . now , either you pony up the money you owe me or stanley here is going to accompany you . ned : you 've got to be kidding me . this sounds like some kind of b - movie . lester : hardly . ned : are you threatening me ? what 's your goon going to do , huh , take me out into the desert and break my kneecaps ? lester : you know , you wound me with your remarks . now , all i said was it 's imperative for you to pay me back the money you owe me or you 're going to walk into the desert and you 're not going to walk out . [ scene_break ] gwen : where is he , mother ? where is he ? how can he let this happen ? rebecca : i do n't know . theresa must have gotten to him and he 's going to go back to her and he 's going to let you go to jail . gwen : my god , i ca n't believe ethan theresa : they revoked gwen 's bail today . this is what i 've dreamed of . ethan can move into our house with jane and little ethan tonight . gwen : now he shows up . now he shows up when it 's too late to help me ! theresa : there he is . i knew he 'd choose me in the long run . he loves me . alistair : i 'll give you everything my daughter , and if you want him , i 'll see but i want one thing in return . beth : i told you i wo n't tell anyone that you 're my father . alistair : and i believe you . but i do n't trust your drunken mother . she has a big mouth -- among other things . beth : well , listen , do n't worry . i think you scared the pants off her on the phone . she 's not going to tell a soul . alistair : let 's hope she does n't , if she does , the consequences will be dire for you and for me . mrs. wallace : bethie . bethie , is he gone ? beth : what on earth is that outfit ? mrs. wallace : hey , forget about my beautiful outfit . we have got to get out of town right now ! beth : what are you talking about ? mrs. wallace : luis and sheridan know we were at the mansion last night with alistair , and it 's just going to be a matter of time before they figure the whole thing out . now , you get marty , you pack a bag , because we are leaving [ scene_break ] luis : well , if you 're right , it certainly makes sense that alistair and beth would be in cahoots about marty . we both know that your father will go to any limits to break us up . sheridan : exactly so let 's go . we know the truth , we can get beth to admit what she 's done and i can have marty back by tonight . [ next_on ] theresa : i 'm sorry , whitney , but this is about my child ! i 'm fighting for my life here ! sheridan : do you know what this means ? we 're finally going to get marty !
we were introduced to some new characters , fancy and ned , and it looks like they are bound to fall in love and spend their lives in heartache and pain in harmony . edna is still celebrating her good fortune until she goes to eve 's office to arrange for the operations she needs and finds out eve knows she was at the crane mansion the night before . she runs to let beth know their secret might be out after all . meanwhile , sheridan is jubilant at the fact she now has the proof she needs to reclaim her son from beth , thanks to one of the crane maid 's information , and luis seems to be becoming a believer , too . alistair warns beth not to be so sure all 's clear .
tabitha : oh , is n't this exciting , endora ? a play date at the zoo with your friend amy and her nanny , right ? i think it 's wonderful that you have new friends from your preschool . but do n't you forget now , you have to be very careful today . tabitha : that 's right . no magic , and i mean absolutely none . do n't go changing little girls into kitty cats or anything else for that matter . you understand , sweet pea ? tabitha : good . well , you promise mommy , right ? no magic . [ scene_break ] [ grunting ] simone : you got it ? paloma : uh - huh . i had to help jessica . but if i 'm caught , i 'll lose my badge . i could even go to jail . [ gasps ] noah : whoa , paloma , calm down . paloma : oh , noah , thank god it 's you . noah : hey , what 's the matter ? why are you so jumpy ? [ scene_break ] chad : ok , vincent , one way or another ... this ends today . vincent : chad , you made it . of course , i knew you would . you ca n't resist me , can you ? chad : i told you this needs to stop , and i 'm here to end it . vincent : uh - uh . you want it , chad . and i 'm going to give it to you . i 'm going to give you exactly what you need . [ scene_break ] theresa : all right , i know the blackmailer 's watching me , watching every move i make every second of the day . so where is the peephole in this room ? whitney : what are you doing ? theresa : hey , what 's up ? whitney : are you looking for hidden cameras or bugs , because i do n't think the paparazzi 's going to be that interested in chad 's party . theresa : oh , my god . chad 's party . whitney : yeah , you said i could throw chad 's surprise party here . honey , i left you , like , 10 messages about it . theresa : i know . i 'm so sorry i did n't call you back . uh , yeah , yeah , chad 's birthday . whitney : yeah , i mean , it still is ok for me to have it here , because i 've already made all the arrangements , and it 's going to be really hard to -- theresa : yeah , yeah , no , yeah , it 's just , you know , i 've been really distracted lately . whitney : yeah , i know . you 're right . i 'm sorry . i know you 've been through a lot . your brothers , you know , have gone to prison . i can just have it some place else . theresa : no , no , no , really , i want you to have it here . whitney : you sure ? because i know you 've been through a lot . theresa : i 'm sure , i 'm sure . [ noise ] whitney : what ? theresa : he 's in there , whitney . help me . come look , look , look . the blackmailer . he watches me , whitney . he knows everything i do . everything . [ scene_break ] spike : all i have to do is slip into miguel 's room to kill him before anybody comes this way . well , that should n't be too hard . [ scene_break ] fancy : oh , luis . i am so sorry for what they did to you . i wish i could ... touch you , hold your hand . but i know i ca n't get too close without looking suspicious . i am here , though , luis , ok ? and i am not leaving you . i promise , no matter what , i will never leave you again . [ scene_break ] nurse : how are you doing , miguel ? miguel : i 'm all right . nurse : liar . you 're in terrible pain , and i know it . i 'm going to give you something to help you sleep . miguel : no , i 'm ok . i want to stay up just in case kay comes back . nurse : she wo n't be back , miguel . you 're not allowed any more visitors today . miguel : no more visitors ? nurse : no , this is a prison hospital , remember ? people ca n't just come and go as they please . miguel : yeah , i forgot . nurse : this is going to give you some relief from the pain . spike : well , miss nurse , you just made my life a whole lot easier . miguel 's going to be out stone cold when i send him off to dreamland ... on a permanent vacation . [ scene_break ] chad : damn it , vincent , stop . vincent : [ laughs ] come on , chad . are n't you tired of playing this little game , all hard to get ? you know you want me as much as i want you . chad : no , i do n't . i came here to tell you once and for all it 's over , vincent . i do n't want to be with you again . i do n't want to do this anymore . vincent : well , you know , it 's really not up to you , is it ? i told you i 'll go to your wife if you try to break it off . chad : no , you 're not going to do that . vincent : try me . i told you i have it all on dvd , remember ? you think whitney would want to stay with you if she saw us doing the deed ? no way . chad : why do you want to be with me when you know how much i hate you ? vincent : you say you hate me , but i know how you really feel . you show me how you really feel . chad : yeah , well , you 're wrong . vincent : ok , what do you want me to do , hmm ? beg ? get down on my hands and knees ? plead ? pretty please ? chad : knock it off . knock it off . vincent : [ laughs ] oh , you want to play rough tonight , huh ? ok by me . you know i like it rough . chad : no , vincent , i do n't want to play , period . why ca n't you just accept it 's over ? vincent : because it 's not over until i say so . you know , you act like you do n't want me , but i know you do . you think about me all day , all night , all the time . mm - hmm . i 'm under your skin , chad , just like you 're under mine . mm . you need me . you crave me , do n't you , chad ? yeah . you 're helpless when you 're with me because you know how good i can make you feel . chad : no , i do n't ! i 'm not playing your little games anymore , vincent . it 's over , and i mean it . [ scene_break ] whitney : now , what makes you so sure that there are hidden passageways and peepholes in the house ? theresa : because the blackmailer , whitney -- he knows everything that i say and everything that i do . and ethan saw these eyes looking back at us when we were in my bedroom . whitney : oh , my god . are you serious ? theresa : yeah , it was -- it was crazy . ethan -- he ran out of the room , and he came back with an ax . he busted a hole in my wall , and then he chased after the creature . whitney : ok , ok , so how many hidden passageways do you think there are ? i mean , i know alistair did have a couple , right ? theresa : they 're everywhere . they 're all over this house . you know , there 's all these secret tunnels , these peepholes . i mean , that 's how the blackmailer knew every time i was alone with ethan . whitney : ok , i do n't even know how you can even stand to live here . you should just move to a hotel , another house -- theresa : no , i ca n't do that . i mean , the blackmailer , whitney , he would -- he would just follow me . no , no , i have to do exactly what he wants or he 'll make sure that miguel spends the rest of his life in prison and luis gets executed . whitney : yeah , but you ca n't let this freak get away with this . you got to fight back somehow . theresa : i do n't have anything to fight with . and you know what else ? he said that if i do n't do exactly what he wants , he 's going to tell ethan the truth about little ethan . whitney : well , that 's good . you know , it 's high time that ethan does know the truth , that little ethan is his son . theresa : no , no , whitney , he would hate me for lying to him all this time . whitney : do n't be ridiculous . ethan 's not going to hate you . he loves you . he 's always loved you . theresa : and what about julian ? if julian finds out the truth that little ethan really is n't a crane , i will lose all the money and power . i will lose my son 's inheritance . whitney : an inheritance that is n't even rightfully his . now , what good has all that power and money done for you ? your brothers have still gone to prison . they 're still paying for crimes that they did n't commit . what good has all that power and money done for them ? theresa : ethan -- he 's using all the money right now to file appeals . he 's investigating the crimes . he 's trying to find the real rapist and the real murderer , you know , and that costs money . whitney : all right , fine , but do n't tell me that you 're putting up with all this crap for little ethan 's inheritance , because i do n't want to hear it . theresa : ok , my son 's future is all i 've got , whitney . the blackmailer has taken everything from me . whitney : well , if that 's the case , what more do you have to lose ? what can the blackmailer still do to you ? theresa : look , all i can tell you is that he 's adamant that i need to give up on ethan . i need to stay away from him . i need to commit to my marriage to jared . and there 's something else that he wants me to do . he wants me to have jared 's baby . whitney : `` have jared 's baby `` ? theresa : as soon as possible . whitney : ok , well , you 're obviously -- you 're not going to do that . theresa : i do n't have a choice . whitney : ok , so the blackmailer forced you into marrying jared . now he 's going to force you to have a baby ? that 's wrong , honey . theresa : yeah , i know it 's wrong . i know . whitney : he forces you to marry someone you do n't want to marry , forces you to have a baby that you do n't want to have . when is it going to end ? theresa : i do n't know . i do n't know if it ever will . [ scene_break ] julian : now what is wrong with you ? your problem 's about to be solved . you should be quietly celebrating . fox : well , i just , uh , did n't think we were going to have to take things so far to keep kay away from miguel . julian : well , neither did i. i mean , one would think that once kay realized that miguel 's going to spend the rest of his life in prison , she 'd give up on him . fox : well , she has n't . and i do n't like the way things are going . julian : what ? things are going your way . you should be grateful . instead you 're wound up like a top . you 're tense , you 're ... fox : i 'm about to have a man killed . i think i 'd be allowed to be a little bit tense . julian : listen , you are a crane . that means you do whatever you must to ensure a victory . you could never live with yourself if you -- you hand your wife over to that loser . fox : father , did it ever occur to you that maybe i do n't want my wife if she 's still so determined to be with another man ? you know , i have a little bit of pride left . julian : well , the only way to keep your pride and your dignity is to get rid of miguel , because as long as he 's alive kay will want to be with him whether he 's in prison or not . this is the only way to keep your wife . miguel ... must die . [ scene_break ] nurse : how are you feeling now , miguel ? miguel : better . nurse : good . i told you the drug would kick in pretty quick . now , you just relax and get some rest and let your poor body heal . i 'll check on you in a little while . spike : [ laughs ] oh , ai n't that special ? that 's right , miguel , enjoy the drug while you can . nurse : officer ? you need to fill out a report about what happened in solitary . fancy : and what happened in solitary ? nurse : this prisoner attacked you , did n't he ? fancy : uh , yeah , yeah , but it 's no big deal . i 'm fine , and the other guards made him pay , so let 's just skip it . nurse : sorry , it 's regulations , and the warden is a real stickler on things like this . fancy : oh , well , ok . i 'll do it later , though , all right ? because i 'm supposed to be guarding this prisoner . nurse : he 's sound asleep , and nothing 's going to happen to him in here . you better do the report , or the warden will make your life hell . fancy : fine , ok . nurse : come on , you can , uh , use my desk . spike : oh , yeah , this is going to be a piece of cake . spike : look at him , sleeping like a little baby . spike : who 's not going to feel a thing . [ scene_break ] tabitha : now , endora , did you hear me ? are you going to promise me or not ? you got to promise mommy no magic . promise . amy : hi , endora . tabitha : oh , hello . you must be amy . i 'm endora 's mother , mrs. lenox . amy : hello . tabitha : and is that your nanny ? amy : no , this is my mommy . tabitha : oh , well , so this is mrs. bradley . mrs. bradley : no , no , vera , today is an impossible day . amy : i want to see the monkeys , do n't you ? mrs. bradley : no , vera , i am not going to make the meeting , not until after four . tabitha : is that all right with you , mrs. bradley , if we go see the monkeys first ? mrs. bradley : excuse me , dear . are you endora 's mother ? tabitha : yes , yes , i 'm tabitha lenox . how do you do ? nice to meet you . amy 's an adorable little girl . mrs. bradley : yes , is n't she ? uh , look , vera , i really need you to listen here . amy : excuse me , mommy , can we see the monkeys first ? mrs. bradley : monkeys are fine . i do n't care . i 'm not even supposed to be here . my nanny called in sick . i could kill her , you know ? she knew that i had plans today , and they certainly did n't include traipsing around the godforsaken harmony zoo . but i 'm here . yeah . tabitha : yes , i suppose it 's very difficult finding adequate child care . mrs. bradley : oh , you have no idea . i tried to find someone to take care of amy . i have a very important meeting , but here i am . look , vera , i need you to call guy eastman and give him a good reason . i do n't care what you say , vera . i 'm sure you can find a lie that will suffice . tabitha : do n't you worry , amy . we 're going to have a lovely time . mrs. bradley : yes , you heard correctly , the zoo . i 'm here with amy and one of her little friends and ... her mother . yes , she 's one of those mothers . yes . tabitha : this is going to be a very long day . [ mrs. bradley sighs ] [ scene_break ] noah : paloma , what is it ? what 's got you so upset ? paloma : i just , um -- i have a lot of stuff on my mind . noah : well , do you want to talk about it ? i mean , you know , i 'm a pretty good listener . paloma : i know you are . you 're always so sweet . noah : is it about your brothers ? look , i know you 're going through hell with luis and miguel being put in prison for something they did n't do . paloma : yeah , it 's horrible . noah : is that it , or is there something more ? is there something else going on ? paloma : yes , there 's something else . noah : well , what is it ? do you want to talk about it ? paloma : i want to , but i ca n't . noah : you ca n't ? paloma : no , no , there 's someone else involved in this , and i promised her i -- i would n't talk about it . it 's not that i do n't trust you . i know you would keep it confidential , but i do n't feel it 's my place to share something like this . noah : look , paloma , i admire you for being such a good friend . paloma : i just hope i 'm doing the right thing . i feel very torn about it . noah : yeah , i can tell . look , whatever it is , ok , if you want to talk about it , you can . you can come to me . paloma : thank you , noah . just being here and holding me is helping me so much . noah : you know , maybe there is something else i can do . i kind of have an idea . come on . [ scene_break ] whitney : ok , theresa , there has to be a way to stop this blackmailer . there has to . theresa : how , whitney ? i mean , every time i 've defied the blackmailer to be with ethan he always finds out . i mean , he punished me by framing my brothers , whitney . i mean , their lives are in danger every day in that prison . and if i do n't do exactly what he wants , he 's going to go after the rest of my family . whitney : so you 're really committed to having jared 's baby ? theresa : yes . whitney : well , what does ethan think about all this ? theresa : obviously he does n't want me to do it , you know , but i do n't have a choice . whitney : no , i still do n't believe that . there has to be a way to get your life back from this creature . theresa : i wish i knew how . whitney : it 's just so terrible , this whole thing . theresa : i know . so , uh , you know , no matter how much i love ethan , and no matter how much i want us to be together , we can never be . i mean , i have to do exactly what the blackmailer wants . [ scene_break ] vincent : chad , i thought you understood . it 's not going to be over with us . not as long as i still want us to be together . i 'll tell you when i 'm done with you , ok ? chad : yeah , and when will that be ? vincent : how do i know ? all i know is , you 're what i want right now . and until i decide i do n't want you anymore , you 'll show up when i tell you to show up , and you 'll love every minute of it . understand ? chad : yeah , i understand . i understand exactly what i have to do . [ scene_break ] noah : uh , you know , i just thought we could use a little time alone . i mean , since we both live at home , you know , maybe this is the place ? now , it 's not the ritz or anything , but it 's what i could afford . and it 's private , all right ? paloma : it 's all right , noah . i 'm happy to be alone with you wherever it is . noah : i just want to be able to hold you , you know , and help you feel a little better . and , i mean , we do n't even have to , you know , make a little love or nothing like that if you do n't want . paloma : i always feel better when i 'm with you . you 're wonderful . paloma : so , um , what if i want to do something more ? i mean , something more than just holding each other ? do i have to make it official and give you an order ? noah : well , i am very good at taking orders , officer . paloma : i 'm so glad you obey the law . [ scene_break ] fox : no , i do n't want miguel 's death on my conscience . he 's maria 's father , for god 's sakes . if i 'm going to be her stepfather , i have to be able to face her . julian : maria is a child . she will not find out what happened to miguel for years , and when she does , her father will be a distant memory at best . fox : no . no , that is not who i am . what have i -- what have i become ? i 'm preparing to have miguel murdered just so i can keep kay ? this is insanity . i 'm sorry , father , but i am not a monster . julian : what are you doing ? who are you calling ? fox : i am calling spike . i ca n't go through with this . julian : wait , do n't do anything rash . fox : i 'm sorry , father , but i ca n't go through with this . kay : you ca n't go through with what ? [ scene_break ] spike : [ whispers ] miguel . spike : i 'll be right back . spike : [ sighs ] oh , boy . you know , miguel , i 'm really doing you a favor . i mean , who the hell wants to spend the rest of their life behind bars ? not me . and you know what ? you do n't strike me as the kind of guy who 'd like to be somebody else 's bitch for the rest of his life . so i guess i 'm doing you a double favor . no , no , no , no , please do not thank me , uh - uh . this is on me . say adios , amigo . [ scene_break ] tabitha : well , here we are , girls . monkeys . mrs. bradley : i 'm sorry , vera . i know it 's annoying , but what can i do ? look , i will call you back as soon as i have an e.t.a . can we move this along ? i have a very important meeting to get to . tabitha : oh , yes , i 'm sure it 's very hard having an important job and trying to be a good mother . mrs. bradley : oh , you have no idea . tabitha : oh , no , i understand . in this day and age , i mean , you need two incomes to get by . mrs. bradley : oh , do n't be ridiculous . no , my husband 's a very good provider . i work because i -- i want to . i love my job . tabitha : oh . mrs. bradley : yes . in fact , it saved my sanity . you know , it was n't until after a few weeks that amy was born , i knew that if i did n't get out of the house , you know , away from the bottles and the diapers and the wailing , demanding baby , that i would lose my mind . i do n't know how women do it . you know , stay at home all day long with no one to talk to but just a child . you know , also , i only work part - time . yes , you know , i have my tennis club and my charity work , and plus i have a very full social calendar with my friends . tabitha : well , when do you have time to spend with amy ? mrs. bradley : well , i 'm with her right now , are n't i ? oh , plus , she has two nannies . she 's quite well taken care of . [ phone rings ] mrs. bradley : oh . oh , frances , i was just going to call you . yes , look , we need to get together to plan the silent auction for saturday 's gala . [ laughs ] no , i 'm not raffling that off . [ scene_break ] fancy : how can i report what happened without getting luis into more trouble ? guard : hey , faye , you got that report on lopez - fitzgerald ? the warden 's been asking for it . fancy : uh , no , not yet . i just started working on it . guard : what 's the holdup ? fancy : there 's no holdup . i 'm just not finished writing down what happened . why is it such a big deal anyway ? guard : it 's a big deal because one of the cons attacked you . he needs to be punished . fancy : punished ? you guys beat him half to death . i 'd say he 's been punished enough . guard : you know , you 've been asking about lopez - fitzgerald since the day you got hired . now you 're having trouble writing a report about how he attacked you ? what 's the story , canton ? what 's going on with you and this con , luis lopez - fitzgerald ? [ scene_break ] kay : what ca n't you go through with , fox ? julian : well , fox was , uh -- he was planning a romantic getaway for just the two of you . you 've had so little time alone since -- since the wedding , what with his being in hospital and all . kay : oh . oh , that 's sweet . well , why did you say you ca n't go through with it ? fox : because ... i just ca n't . julian : yes , he realizes that , uh , he ca n't take you away from maria -- i mean , considering what 's happened with her father , and he 's willing to postpone the trip . fox : yeah , you know , we can get away another weekend . i know you want to stay close to home in case anything happens kay : thank you . that 's really nice of you to think of maria and miguel . actually i 'm -- i 'm kind of glad we 're staying home , because we need to talk . fox 's voice : damn it , she still wants to tell me she 's in love with miguel . kay : julian , do you think you could give us some time alone ? [ footsteps ] [ scene_break ] noah : do you have any idea how beautiful you are ? paloma : do n't talk . just make love to me . [ scene_break ] vincent : come on , chad , do n't be like this . relax . let me give you what we both know you want . chad : i do n't want anything from you . vincent : now , we know that 's not true , baby . you need what i 've got . i 'm like a drug to you . you 're hooked , and you 're not getting off of me , not for a long , long time . you ca n't tell me you do n't want more of this . more of me . you know how good i can make you feel . and you want it bad , do n't you ? vincent : yeah , you want me real bad . [ scene_break ] whitney : honey , i really wish there was something i could do to help you . you 're in a really impossible situation . theresa : thanks . yeah , it 's impossible . you know , i feel like i 'm trapped . you know , it reminds me of when i was married to alistair . whitney : oh , wow , that 's saying a lot . i mean , that was a living hell . theresa : yeah , that 's what this creature is doing to me , you know ? i feel like i 'm a puppet and he 's pulling the strings . whitney : yeah , well , not just your strings . theresa : no , he 's controlling the lives of everyone . whitney : have you thought at all about trying to tell jared any of this ? theresa : i ca n't yet , you know , and he really loves me , and i do n't want to hurt him . whitney : i kind of feel sorry for him , you know ? he 's caught in the middle of this whole mess . theresa : yeah , i know . he does n't deserve any of this . he actually deserves a woman who loves him with her whole heart . whitney : well , you did tell me that you do love him , right ? theresa : yeah , i mean , i do , i do . you know , it 's just not the way i love ethan . i mean , i wish i could love him that way . i mean , i wish i could be happy about having his baby . whitney : wow , i hate this . i hate seeing you just give up like this . theresa : i do n't really have a choice , you know ? but i could actually already be carrying jared 's child . whitney : theresa , you could already be pregnant ? theresa : yeah , you know , i was already intimate with jared , so , yes , it 's definitely possible i could be carrying his child . whitney : or ethan 's . theresa : what ? whitney : well , you said you had been with ethan , too . so how do you know you 're not carrying his baby and not jared 's ? [ scene_break ] mrs. bradley : no , i 've already contacted the thompson 's , yes . no , they 're going to donate their private jet to their ski chalet in aspen . amy : mommy , come and look at the monkeys . mrs. bradley : amy , mommy is on the phone . frances , i 'm going to have to call you back . my daughter 's making my life impossible . amy , how many times do i have to tell you mommy needs her private time , too ? can you believe how tedious children are ? it 's like they think of no one else but themselves . tabitha : yes , well , they always do rather think they 're the center of the universe . mrs. bradley : yeah . tabitha : do you have any other children , mrs. bradley ? mrs. bradley : oh , god . heavens , no , no . no , one is quite enough . i 've never understood those women who have litters of children , you know ? i mean , do n't they have lives ? what 's the matter with them ? tabitha 's voice : what 's the matter with you ? amy : uh - huh . she 's always too busy to have fun with me . your mommy 's nice . she hugs and kisses you a lot . amy : no , she does n't . i 'm always bothering her . she has more important things to do . she wishes she did n't have me . mrs. bradley : all right , amy , let 's move this along , huh ? oh , this has been a very long day for me , and i have a massage scheduled after the meeting , and believe me , after this outing i am not going to miss that . come on . [ scene_break ] theresa : oh , god , whitney . no , i ca n't be pregnant with ethan 's child . i mean , the blackmailer -- he would know , and he would do something terrible . i know he would . whitney : ok , i did n't mean to upset you anymore than you already are , but it is possible , is n't it ? theresa : yes , it 's possible , yes . whitney : ok , um , you know what , just forget i said anything . just -- just forget i even brought it up . i mean , if you and jared are actively , you know , trying to have a baby , then i 'm sure that 's who you 're going to get pregnant by . theresa : yes , of course . right . you know , i think i 'm going to call your mom , and i 'm going to find out how soon i can take that pregnancy test . whitney : that 's weird . theresa : what ? what 's weird ? what 's -- what ? whitney : well , i , uh -- i came over here to tell you something , but , you know , i do n't think now 's a good time . we should just talk about it later . theresa : no , now is a great time -- tell me , yeah . best friends -- come on , open up -- what ? whitney : ok , um , i think i might be pregnant , too . i brought a test over here so we could take it together to , you know , find out for sure , but i think chad and i might be having another baby . theresa : oh ! whitney ! oh , my gosh . [ scene_break ] [ heavy breathing ] vincent : yeah . chad and vincent : yeah . chad : yeah . [ laughing and heavy breathing ] noah : man . chad 's voice : come here . noah : our neighbors are really getting into it . paloma : i know . and i thought we were passionate . noah : you know , we could give them a run for their money . paloma : no , i like things the way they are between us . in fact , i think we 're just perfect together . noah : hmm , i could n't agree with you more . come here . [ scene_break ] guard : so what are you , one of those groupies who 's always in love with convicted killers ? fancy : oh , are you nuts ? of course i 'm not one of those crazy groupies . guard : ok , then what is it between you and lopez - fitzgerald ? fancy : there 's nothing between us . i do n't even know the guy . he saw the chance to jump me , and he did . guard : uh - huh , that 's my point . he attacked you for no reason . you could 've been killed . so how come you do n't want to file a report against him ? what 's really going on here ? [ scene_break ] kay : i really need to talk to your son . it 's important . julian : i -- i know that you have had a -- a terrible day , but the fact is , fox is feeling a bit under the weather himself , what with those treatments this morning . so perhaps it 's best if you postpone your little chitchat until later . what do you think , son ? fox : uh , i think you 're right . you know , i thought i was feeling ok , but -- oh , i am suddenly feeling a little bit weak . julian : well , may i get you some water perhaps ? fox : yeah , yeah , water would be good . julian : all right . kay : i 'm sorry . gosh , you should rest . is there anything i can do for you ? fox : no , no , honey , um , nothing you can do for me right now . i think that my father wants to stay with me now . you know , he worries a lot more than he 'd like us to think . kay : yeah . well , in that case , i think i 'm going to go lie down with maria , too . i 'm pretty wiped myself . julian : of course , dear . you 've had a very trying day . fox : yeah , um , you go ahead , and i 'll just stay here and rest . kay : ok . we 'll talk later ? fox : ok . julian : now do you understand ? is there any doubt in your mind that she was about to end your marriage ? fox : no , there 's no doubt in my mind that 's what she was about to do . julian : uh - huh . you believe me ? the only way to keep your marriage and your dignity is to have miguel killed . you must let spike do his job . [ next_on ] spike : oh , boy . spike : say adios , muchacho . [ miguel grunts ]
tabitha and endora go on a play date to the zoo with her new friend , amy . amy tells endora that she feels like her mother wishes she did n't have her . noah can see that paloma is upset and understands that she ca n't confide in him . he takes her to a motel to help her unwind and they make love . this is the same hotel where chad meets vincent to try and end their relationship once again . instead of ending it , they end up having sex again . noah and paloma can hear them next door . theresa and whitney try to figure out how to stop the blackmailer 's hold on theresa 's life . they realize that if theresa is pregnant , it could be either jared or ethan 's . whitney brings over a pregnancy test because she thinks she might be pregnant . spike gets into the prison infirmary in order to kill miguel . fox has second thoughts about the plan to kill miguel until he realizes that kay is about to tell him about her and miguel . fancy is with luis in the prison infirmary . while she is filling out a report about luis `` attack `` on her , a guard raises his suspicions about the relationship between fancy and luis .
ethan : may i have a moment , please ? guard : yeah . rebecca : thank goodness ethan 's finally here . and it 's about time . gwen : no , it does n't matter , mother . he is n't here to help me . he 's too late to help me . theresa : i told you ethan would choose me . he did n't show up to defend gwen , because he is still in love with me . judge : mr. winthrop , i believe you are on the docket as mrs. winthrop 's attorney . ethan : that 's right , your honor . judge : you 're late . i 've already made my ruling in this case . ethan : your honor , i can explain my tardiness . may i approach ? judge : come on , let 's hear it . ivy : i 'm sorry i am so late . rebecca : where were you ? ivy : oh , i got hung up with sam and jessica . rebecca : well , ethan just got here . the district attorney has already presented his case , but ethan was n't here to refute any of it . i 'm afraid my gwen is done for . ivy : no , oh , no . gwen : ivy , it 's over . the judge revoked my bail . i am going back to jail today . ivy : no , gwen , it ca n't be over . it ca n't be too late . ethan 's here now is n't he ? and i 'm sure he 's going to fight to keep you out rebecca : ivy , ethan got here after the hearing was over . he just left gwen hanging there . look , and i really do n't know that he 's going to do anything for her now . i do n't know whose side he 's on , gwen 's or theresa 's . ivy : oh -- [ scene_break ] veronica : well , are n't you going to answer it , fancy ? fancy : absolutely not . veronica : but it 's from harmony again . i bet it 's your mother . fancy : even more reason not to answer . veronica : why not ? fancy : it 's just a `` hello from your mother `` obligatory call . veronica : she 's tried to call you twice in the last few minutes . come on , maybe it 's some kind of an emergency and she has to get in touch with you . fancy : nothing would induce her to call me in an emergency . that 's what my brother 's for . she 's never needed to talk to me for any reason , and i 'm sure she 's relieved i 'm not answering . she wo n't have to pretend to be the caring and concerned mother . lester : ned , you got 15 seconds to honor your debt . ned : or ? lester : or i 'll be forced to take steps . ned : you 're in a time warp , lester . time 's have changed , you know . these things are n't handled like they were back in the old days . lester : call me old fashioned . you owe me money , you pay , one way or another . you 're down to seven seconds , ned , and i know you do n't want time to run out . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : oh -- oh . did n't you hear what i said ? we 've got to move it , bethie ! beth : mother , stop running around like a maniac . what did you say about luis and sheridan ? mrs. wallace : they know we were at the mansion last night with alistair . we have got to get out of town , bethie , now ! beth : well , how ? how did they find out ? mrs. wallace : it was eve russell . beth : oh -- mrs. wallace : i went to see her today . she let it slip that she saw us leaving the mansion . oh , god . and you know it 's going to take , oh , about five minutes for luis to figure it out . he 's a cop . he 's going to put two and two together and realize that you got alistair to help you kidnap sheridan and steal the baby . he 's going to know that everything sheridan has said is right . packing ! we 've got to get out of dodge right now ! beth : ok , just calm down . just because eve saw us leaving the mansion does not mean that she went and told luis and sheridan . did she ask why we were there ? mrs. wallace : oh -- oh , well , no . no , i did n't give her a chance . i got out of there as fast as i could . bethie , i know she is going to tell luis , and then the secret is going to be out . we have got to get out of harmony ! we are done for , missy ! [ scene_break ] sheridan : come on , i want to go to beth 's right now -- luis : sher -- sheridan : and get her to tell us the truth . luis : sheridan -- sheridan , slow down , ok ? now , we ca n't just go to beth 's making wild accusations without any proof . sheridan : why ? eve russell told us that she saw my father at the mansion with beth and her mother . and so did the maid that we just talked to . all right , she also said that she heard them talking about some secret , something that my father did n't want anyone to know , so it 's obvious that they 're hiding something . luis : well , maybe . and i think that we should try and find out , but -- sheridan : oh , but look , you have been saying for a while now that you could n't possibly see how beth could do all of this on her own -- kidnap me and steal my baby . and i have been saying that maybe she did n't , she had help . someone such as my father . luis : well , i certainly can imagine your father doing some sort of thing like this . i mean , ever since we met , he 's been trying to break us apart . sheridan : exactly . and the last thing he wants is your child as his grandson . luis : but i can not imagine beth being involved in such a diabolical plot , and once again , we still do not have any proof . sheridan : maybe not now . but i 'm going to beth 's , i am going to make her tell us the truth , and i am not leaving her house until she admits that she kidnapped me and stole my baby . [ scene_break ] gwen : what 's ethan telling the judge ? rebecca : well , he must be asking her if he can present your case , right ? ivy : oh , yes , i 'm sure that 's it . ethan will never abandon you , gwen . my son is determined to keep his vows to you , no matter what that tramp theresa does . pilar : what do you think they 're talking about , mija ? theresa : i 'm sure ethan 's explaining to the judge that he was late because he believes that gwen should go back to jail . whitney : you really think he 's given up on gwen ? i mean , he said he 'd never abandon her . theresa : whitney . he chose me . judge : i 've just been told by mrs. winthrop 's counsel that there 's new evidence in the case . and in light of this new development , i 'm going to revoke my previous ruling until all the evidence can be heard . theresa : what ? gwen : oh , thank god . ivy : i knew ethan would n't let you down , sweetie . rebecca : so did i . theresa : well , what 's -- what 's going on ? what does this mean ? prosecutor : it means gwen is still free on bail for now . theresa : no , no -- look , ethan would n't do this to me , ok ? he 's on my side . prosecutor : well , ethan has obviously found some new evidence he thinks will help his wife . theresa : no . gwen : oh , ethan , i 'm so glad you 're here . you did not desert me . ethan : honey , i told you i would n't . judge : all right , mr. winthrop , you may present your evidence . [ scene_break ] luis : i know that you think that you 're finally going to prove that all these things you 've been saying about beth are true . sheridan : it is true . and now with my father in the picture , this makes perfect sense . luis : yes , but all we know for a fact is that your father and beth are in cahoots . i do n't know , all right ? look , i just -- i just think that we need to take this one step at a time . sheridan : ok . what is the first step ? luis : i just think that you should stay here while i go and talk to beth . sheridan : no . luis , no . luis : please -- sheridan , please just listen to me for a minute . beth is already upset at you for accusing her of terrible things . sheridan : what ? terrible things ? oh , yeah , you mean like kidnapping me and stealing my baby . luis : yeah , but , sheridan , we do n't have any proof , ok ? now , if you go accusing her again , she 's just going to go on the defensive and we 're not going to get any answers . i will interview her to the fullest extent i promise . sheridan : all right . you go alone . but do not let beth talk her way out of this . luis : i -- sheridan : because i know what she did . i know marty is our son , and i know that this is going to prove it . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : ugh . oh , bethie , will you hang up and pack up ? we 've got to get out of here ! beth : come on , alistair , pick up the phone . mrs. wallace : you 're calling alistair ? oh , god , he 's not going to help us , you nitwit . he 's going to lie right through his teeth to save himself . now , let 's get moving ! beth : no , he will help us , or i 'll make sure that he goes down right with us . mrs. wallace : oh , shh , shh , shh . we do n't know if he has the place bugged or something . beth : where could he be ? mrs. wallace : huh . he is probably on one of his fancy jets getting out of the country by now . beth : alistair crane does n't run from anyone , mother . mrs. wallace : bethie , did n't you hear one word that alistair said ? he does n't want anyone , anyone to know that you are his daughter and what if sheridan finds out , hmm ? beth : look , we do n't even know if luis and sheridan know anything yet . you 're getting hysterical over nothing , mother . mrs. wallace : oh , nothing ? you just do n't understand what has happened here , your connection to alistair might get out and we have to get your bags , and let 's hit the road , huh ? beth : oh . no . actually , there is something else i can do . mrs. wallace : oh , no . not murder again ? [ scene_break ] lester : afraid your time is up , ned . ned : look , you 're a reasonable man , right ? i 'm sure there 's something we can figure out without this . lester : i am a reasonable man , but you 've already told me you 're out of money . now , how many other excuses are you going to come up with ? time 's up . take him away . fancy : wait . lester : i hope that 's a request and not an order , because i do n't take orders from a paris hilton wannabe . fancy : there 's a lot of things i want to be , but paris hilton is n't one of them . in fact , paris wants to be me . lester : oh , really ? fancy : yeah . lester : hmm . fancy : see , i 'm a natural blond and prettier than she is . and her last two boyfriends dumped her for ... [ scene_break ] theresa : why is ethan doing this ? ethan : your honor , gwen is a woman of exemplary character . she 's usually calm and rational , she has never committed a crime , and she has no history of what she did . prosecutor : but she did stab theresa lopez - fitzgerald twice and kidnapped her baby . theresa : and she should be put away forever ! [ judge pounds gavel ] judge : we 'll have no interruptions in this court , young lady . ethan : so we have to ask ourselves , what would provoke that kind of crime she is being charged with ? i have here several medical studies that investigate the side effects of various medications and their interactions with each other . i 'd like to submit these into evidence , your honor . mr. d.a . , the night that gwen winthrop attacked theresa lopez - fitzgerald , she was given an anti- anxiety drug , an injection . now , when taken alone , this medication is virtually harmless . the patient will usually just go to sleep . however , if this drug is taken in conjunction with any of the listed prescriptions on that page , it can have dangerous side effects . judge : these appear the case . ethan : yes , ma'am . i 've additionally included gwen winthrop 's personal medical history . as you can see , mrs. winthrop was already taking two , two of the prescription medications listed , either one of which , when taken in conjunction with that added medication , would cause aberrant behavior , mood swings , impaired judgment , and a potential loss of touch with reality . ladies and gentlemen , it is our contention that when gwen winthrop was given that injection , that anti - anxiety medication , therefore , her behavior , mood swings , flawed judgment was a direct result of the drug that she was given . theresa : i object ! judge : order ! the prosecution will restrain the claimant , or she 'll be removed from this court . prosecutor : they 're going to throw you out of here if you do n't control yourself . now , let me do the objecting . theresa : well , then do the objecting . prosecutor : there 's nothing to object to . ethan has the right to present his evidence . theresa : but that is a lie . gwen knew exactly what she was doing when she attacked me . she tried to kill me twice with a scalpel . gwen : honey , thank you . thank you so much . you know , when you did n't show up on time , i thought that you were abandoning me , that you were on theresa 's side . ivy : you were wonderful , darling . congratulations . ethan : thanks rebecca : oh , i knew it gwennie . ethan : i have n't done anything yet . ivy : you will . rebecca : of course you will . i mean , now that the judge knows why gwen was crazy -- i mean , you did lose it a little bit there , honey , but -- i mean , now she 's going to just drop the charges and give you custody . gwen : i am just so happy to finally know what happened . i mean , i hate theresa , but even i ca n't believe that i actually tried to kill her . ethan : that 's because you never would have done anything like that in your right mind . you were coming off medication . that 's when you returned to thinking rationally . prosecutor : your honor , may i address the court ? judge : you may . prosecutor : while mr. winthrop 's evidence is compelling , it is not conclusive . we all know that medical studies can be found to support just about any theory . this evidence just does n't contain enough documentation , and i 'm requesting that the evidence be disallowed . gwen : oh , god , please , no . please , no . [ scene_break ] fancy : so , are you going to call that neanderthal off ? lester : you 're cute , but i 'm not intimidated fancy : you 're saying no to me ? lester : yes , i am . you seem surprised . fancy : i 'm not used to being turned down , for anything . lester : well , there 's a first time for everything fancy : hold it . i forgot to mention i 'm also smarter than paris hilton . i did n't expect you to let him go free for nothing . veronica : fancy , are you sure you want to do this ? that guy looks pretty scary . fancy : i 'm sure . why do n't you go . i 'll see you later . i believe that little piece of jewelry should more than settle the man 's debt , plus give you a nice profit . lester : i believe you 're right . fancy : good . so take the watch and we 'll call it even . ned : whoa , wait , wait , wait . i do n't want anything from you . fancy : it 's my fault you lost all that money . lester : if i ever see you in a game again , it 's going to take more than a diamond watch to save you . ned : i suppose i -- fancy : come on . let 's get out of here before is mind . you can buy me a drink . [ scene_break ] prosecutor : the prosecution respects the findings of these institutions , but we contend we need more specific evidence . as your honor knows , drug addicts are sentenced every day for far less serious offenses . theresa : see , ethan tried . but the judge is going to throw it all out , i 'm sure of it . gwen knew exactly what she was doing when she tried to kill me . judge : mr. winthrop , the district attorney has a valid point . ethan : yes , your honor . however , i do have more evidence to submit . in addition to the case studies , there are shistories to support my drug interaction theory . in addition , i have an expert witness willing to testify today . theresa : what witness ? ethan : thank you , your honor . bailiff , call dr. eve russell , please . bailiff : dr. eve russell . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : oh , no . i do n't like that look in your eye . who are you going to try and murder now ? beth : no one . i have a better idea . mrs. wallace : better than hitting the road ? what is it ? beth : you 'll see . sheridan : please call me the minute you get beth to confess . luis : i will let you know what happens . [ phone rings ] luis : detective lopez - fitzgerald . beth : luis , it 's beth . luis : beth , you sound upset . is everything all right ? is marty all right ? beth : no . marty 's fine . but you 're right , i am upset . i have something to tell you . it 's important . can you come over ? luis : can you tell me over the phone . beth : i 'd rather tell you in person . it 's important . i have a confession to make . luis : a confession ? beth : i 've done something horrible to you and sheridan . [ scene_break ] bailiff : you swear to tell the truth , the whole truth , and nothing but the truth , so help you god ? eve : i do . bailiff : state your name and occupation . eve : dr. eve russell -- theresa : why is your mom doing this ? whitney : i do n't know . pilar : shh , theresa , try to stay calm . theresa : but i ca n't lose , mama , i ca n't . ethan : dr. russell , are you aware of the drug that was given to gwen winthrop the night she attacked theresa lopez - fitzgerald ? eve : yes . it was an anti - anxiety drug . ethan : are you also aware of the side effects that the drug has when taken in conjunction with other drugs ? eve : yes . ethan : could you describe those side effects to the court . prosecutor : your honor , we 'll stipulate that we accept the medical studies already submitted , that the patient could lose touch with reality . judge : move on , mr. winthrop . ethan : yes , your honor . dr. russell , will you testify that you prescribed these two medications to gwen winthrop ? eve : yes , i prescribed them . ethan : and were you the doctor that gave gwen winthrop the injection of the anti - anxiety drug that evening ? eve : no . the on - call doctor in the e.r . gave her the injection . i would have never mixed the drugs because of the terrible side effects . ethan : mm - hmm . your honor , this is a statement from dr. william baird . he was on call in the e.r . that evening . he submits that he had no knowledge whatsoever that gwen winthrop was on those two prescription medications . is that correct ? eve : yes , because i do n't think he would have given her the injection . he would know that it would make gwen a danger to herself and to everyone around her . theresa : ethan , what are you doing ? ethan : the on - call doctor saw gwen 's emotional state . he injected her with an anti - anxiety medication with no prior knowledge that she was taking the two medications that would have caused gwen 's behavior to be completely uncharacteristic of her ? eve : yes . ethan : could the side effects have induced her to go so far as to attempt murder , kidnap a baby ? could it have been a direct result of the interacting of the drugs . eve : yes . ethan : dr. russell , thank you . no further questions , your honor . [ scene_break ] luis : beth , you want to confess to something that you did to me and sheridan ? beth : yes . can -- can you come over right now ? sheridan : this is too good to be true ! i ca n't believe this . she must know that we 're on to her , so she figures that if she confesses now you 'll go easy on her . luis : my god , i ca n't believe this . i 've known beth my whole life . sheridan : luis , do you know what this means ? luis : it means she 's done the things that you 've said she 's done . sheridan : of course she did , with my father 's help . luis , we 're going to get our son back . luis : yeah . sheridan : this horrible nightmare is going to be over . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : you just told luis that you are going to confess to everything ? huh . beth : what else could i do , mother ? mrs. wallace : angels in heaven , thank you ! thank you for answering my prayers ! bethie is finally going to confess her sins to luis and sheridan 's going to get her baby back ! when you tell luis everything , you 'll let him know that i am innocent , that it was all you and alistair , ok ? see , i 'm a victim here , an innocent bystander , huh ? beth : do n't worry , mother . [ scene_break ] ned : look , i only let you settle my debt because i know you were the one who tipped off the other player that i did n't have a winning hand . fancy : i know . but you ticked me off , so i got even . ned : wait ? you mean when i called you a hooker ? fancy : that would be it , yes . ned : sorry about that . i was concentrating on the game . fancy : you know , i 'm not used to being ignored like that . ned : no , i 'm sure you 're not but i am sorry . fancy : i 'll forgive you this time . let 's pretend we just met and start all over . ned : all right . oh , but i 'm still going to pay you back . fancy : hmm . he 's cute , he 's very sexy , and he 's handsome and he 's right here . fancy : i was making some observations out loud . does it bother you to be called cute and sexy ? ned : not at all . i am . do you mind if i make some observations about you ? fancy : go ahead . ned : ok . she 's beautiful , she 's not easily intimidated , and she 's obviously very rich if she can throw around diamond watches like confetti for some guy she just met . fancy : i told you i felt responsible for your predicament . ned : still , it was a generous gesture . fancy : it 's just a watch , a gift from my father , who had no idea of what he 'd given me . his secretary buys the gifts he gives me . ned : sounds like dear old dad 's a winner . fancy : no , he 's a character . he always has his secretary sign the card `` love , father . `` he would n't be able to tell you my birthdate if his life depended on it . he does n't know any of our birthdays . ned : family man , huh ? fancy : yes , as a matter of fact , my whole family is like him . ned : it sounds familiar . so i take it you did n't have any sentimental value in that watch ? fancy : it 's just a watch . ned : nevertheless , i do n't want anyone else paying off my debts , even if you did , i 'm still going to repay you . fancy : hmm . why do n't you start repaying me right now ? [ scene_break ] theresa : do n't let her off the stand without grilling her . you have got to do something and fast . prosecutor : theresa , to question dr. russell at this point wo n't do us any good . she 's a credible witness . theresa : so you 're not going to do anything ? you 're going to sit there and let them get away with this ? prosecutor : we have to let the judge review the evidence and make a decision . theresa : excuse me , your honor , do n't listen to this ! in the hospital that night , gwen tried to kill me twice . she knew exactly what she was doing . [ judge sounds gavel ] judge : ms. lopez - fitzgerald , sit down . theresa : all this stuff that they 're talking about , this drug stuff , it 's just -- it 's crazy ! they do n't have any real proof that that 's why gwen attacked me . your honor , she hates me . she 's hated me for years . prosecutor : theresa , do n't do this . theresa : i 'm not going to be shut down ! i need to tell her what really happened , since you 're not doing it ! judge : we have the testimony of a witness . theresa : a former drug addict ? i mean , she 's charged with attempted murder herself ! she 's a suspected serial killer ! whitney : theresa , stop it . theresa : it 's the truth , is n't it ? i 'm sorry , whitney , but this is about my child and my family ! i 'm fighting for my life here ! [ judge pounds gavel ] judge : mr. district attorney , please get this woman under control , or i 'll find her in contempt of court . rebecca : oh , my god . i mean now she 's attacking her best friend . ivy : well , she 'll certainly win the crown for queen of vicious . eve : i hope i have n't made things worse for gwen . ethan : no . and thank you for being here . i 'm sorry you had to put up with theresa 's attack . whitney : you know , theresa , i know you 're desperate right now , but what you said about my mother was wrong . theresa : i had to do it , mama . pilar : how could you , theresa ? how could you be so cruel , so vicious ? gwen : ethan , what do you think 's going to happen ? ethan : i do n't know . the judge has all the facts and all the testimony . we can just hope for the best . [ scene_break ] fancy : why do n't we get out of here , so you can pay off your debt in full ? [ phone rings ] fancy : no , just -- oh . ned : is n't -- is n't that the area code for harmony ? fancy : yes , it is . do you know someone in harmony ? ned : yeah , i do . fancy : amazing . it really is a small world , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] whitney : mom , are you ok ? eve : yes . yes , sweetheart , i 'm fine . whitney : look , i 'm sorry you had to go through that . i mean , theresa did n't mean anything she said . she 's desperate right now . eve : i know . besides , she only told the truth , did n't she ? my past always comes back to haunt me , no matter how much good i may try to do . whitney : well , i 'm sorry . eve : i do n't want you regretting your decisions the way i have . whitney : mother , please , we 've been through all of this . eve : i know . but i am afraid that you 're making a mistake in not telling chad that he 's the father of your baby and then by giving your baby up for adoption . i think these are mistakes that are going to haunt you forever . whitney , you have n't even seen your baby and you have n't held him . whitney : why yes , i have , mom . i 've seen my baby . i 've held him . i 've even nursed him . eve : oh , whitney . honey , that 's wonderful . now you know the miracle of the love that you feel , the bond that you have with your son that will never be broken . honey , i know you just must be so happy . whitney : no , no , mom . please stop it . i 'm not happy . there was no miracle , ok ? nothing has changed . i never want to see my baby again . i ca n't . [ scene_break ] judge : order in the court . does the district attorney have anything to add ? prosecutor : no , your honor , not at this time . judge : mr. winthrop , are you prepared to make your motion ? ethan : i am , your honor . ethan : your honor , in lieu of the evidence presented here today , the medical studies backed up by the case studies of similar incidents , as well as the expert testimony of dr. eve russell , i respectfully move that all charges against gwen winthrop be dismissed . furthermore , i move that full custody of my daughter , jane winthrop , be awarded to myself and my wife , gwen winthrop . rebecca : so what do you think ? is the judge going to rule in our favor ? ethan : all we can do is hope . [ scene_break ] sheridan : oh , my baby . i 'm finally going to get you back . i knew i was right . i knew beth was behind everything , all the horrible things . luis is going to walk through that door with our son , and you will be home right where you belong , and no one is ever going to take you away from us ever again . beth : hey . thanks for coming . beth : look , this is really difficult for me . you might want to sit down . what i have to tell you is going to shock you . you 're not going to believe it . sit . mrs. wallace : boy , that 's an understatement . luis : so what beth ? you said you had some sort of confession to make . beth : i do n't know how but i 've done something terrible , something so horrible to you and sheridan . beth : my conscience wo n't let me live with this guilt . i have to confess . sheridan : once beth goes to jail , he 'll be bringing marty home to us . [ next_on ] chad : the baby needs a name , and i want you to help me pick it . ethan : that judge in there is going to change all of our lives any minute . gwen : actually , the judge has reached her decision .
sheridan is itching to face beth down with what they now know about her and alistair , but luis is still dragging his feet . however , a phone call from beth gives him second thoughts and sends him running to her home to see what it is she has to confess . sheridan does n't care , she just wants him to hurry home and bring their baby with him . eve is ethan 's secret weapon in court , and she gives gwen a medical excuse for trying to kill theresa and kidnapping her baby . it 's up to the judge now , but it was ethan 's motion to the court that stopped theresa in her tracks - he wants the charges dropped against gwen , and total custody of jane for him and gwen .
mrs. bradley : [ screams ] gorilla : quiet . you 'll scare the zebras . mrs. bradley : you can speak ? gorilla : only when i have something important to say . so listen up . mrs. bradley : glad i have my therapist on speed dial . gorilla : you and that damn phone . you should talk on it less and talk to your daughter more . mrs. bradley : are you implying that i 'm a bad mother ? gorilla : no . i 'm telling you straight up . you stink worse than the skunk hut . whew ! amy 's a great kid , and she deserves a great mom who has her priorities straight . you need to put amy first from now on . mrs. bradley : wait , wait . you think i 'm going to take orders from an overgrown monkey ? gorilla : i 'm not giving you orders . i 'm giving you a choice . be a good mother to amy , or i 'll go ape on you ! [ makes ape noises ] mrs. bradley : ahh ! tabitha : did -- did i hear someone scream ? amy : it sounded like mommy when she found daddy and my nanny playing twister . tabitha : yes , well -- ahem . where is your mother with our water , amy ? i am absolutely parched . yoo - hoo , mrs. bradley ! thirsty animal watchers over here . tabitha : yoo - hoo , mrs. bradley ! mrs. -- oh , my . shades of fay wray and king kong . oh , that big monkey 's got mrs. bradley . gorilla : [ makes ape noises ] [ scene_break ] julian : mark my words . you 're going to regret not letting spike finish the job . fox : no , no , i wo n't . i do n't know what i was thinking , thinking that having miguel dead would make me happy . murder , even if it 's for love -- dad , that is just -- it 's wrong . julian : i did not say murder was right . the situation with kay , it 's a means to an end . fox : no . there has to be another way . julian : well , i am at a loss as to what it is . i mean , engineering miguel into a life sentence did n't diminish kay 's love for him or her longing to be intimate with him . from where i stand , you 're going to lose kay to miguel . fox : not if the idea i just got works . julian : what is it ? kay : what are you two whispering about ? fox : ah , kay , i thought you were taking a nap . julian : [ laughs ] kay : i was trying to , but i just kept hearing the door open and close and people talking . what 's going on ? fox : [ scoffs ] [ scene_break ] whitney : oh , the excitement is killing me . theresa : i know . well , you should n't have to wait too long to find out if you 're pregnant or not . whitney : i know , i know , but it still seems like it 's going to take forever . theresa : that 's why you need to focus -- make sure everything is set for chad 's surprise party . whitney : yes , i know . thanks again for letting me have it here , really . theresa : hey , what are best friends for ? whitney : yeah . well , let 's hope a dead man in drag does n't fall out of the cake this time . theresa : right . j.t . cornell , shameless in life and shamed in death . whitney : yeah . too bad you 're not any closer to getting the memory stick from the blackmailer than you were back then . theresa : right . that 's true , but you know what ? i think we should focus on chad and make sure he has a wonderful time at the party . [ door opens ] whitney : yeah . ethan : somebody say party ? theresa : ethan . whitney : hi , ethan . i -- yeah , i 'm throwing a surprise birthday party for chad tonight , and of course you 're invited . ethan : well , great , good . that 's good , that 's good . chad deserves a nice surprise . and you do , too . theresa : excuse me ? ethan : i have another little surprise planned for you tonight . [ scene_break ] noah : hey , chad . chad , what -- [ scene_break ] paloma : you have any idea how this bullet got in the wall ? { chad : this is n't fun and games , vincent . i 'm done with you . vincent : now , you know the rules , baby . it is n't over until i say so . now let 's kiss and make up . chad : no . vincent : i said , let 's kiss and make up . chad : i said , no ! [ gun fires ] } vincent : are you sure that 's even a bullet hole ? paloma : see for yourself . vincent : well . what do you know ? paloma : you took the words right out of my mouth . what do you know that you 're not telling me , vincent ? who fired a gun in here ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , that gorilla 's got mrs. bradley . amy : mommy ! tabitha : hey , you . did you have anything to do with this ? yes , you . tabitha : yes , well , i 'm going to be exercising my hand on your little tush if you do n't own up to your magic . tabitha : why , in hades ' name ? tabitha : how can zapping mrs. b. into the gorilla 's cage teach her a lesson ? well , never mind about me . what about amy ? she 's going to watch that giant monkey make mincemeat out of her mother . and dark side insurance does n't cover psychiatric care for mortal children who 've been traumatized by a witch 's woo- woo . tabitha : as brutus said to caesar . amy : mommy , i want to play with the monkey , too . tabitha : amy , dear , no . the big monkey can only play with one person at a time , so you 'll just have to wait until mommy 's finished . poor choice of words . amy , would you like to see the chimpanzees , huh ? amy : ok . tabitha : ok . and you , fix this fiasco . now . gorilla : roger that ! [ scene_break ] julian : oh , i would n't say anything 's going on . would you , son ? fox : no . julian : we were just whispering because we did n't want to disturb your beauty sleep . and as for the door opening and closing , it was me checking on this messenger who 's supposed to come by with word on a tedious business arrangement that i have to deal with before it spirals out of control . kay : anything i can help you with ? fox : no . julian : no , no , not at all . kay : has tabitha come home yet ? julian : well , not that we know of , no . kay : i want her to get back soon , because i wanted to see if maybe she would baby - sit tonight because whitney 's throwing this surprise birthday party for chad at the mansion tonight . julian : really . i did n't know anything about a party . kay : yes , she actually just called me . that 's what woke me up . julian : mm . fox : well , sounds like fun . you know , we should go , especially since i do n't know how many more of these little soirees i 'm going to be able to make with the treatments and my illness , so ... kay : well , we do n't have to go if you 're not feeling up to it . you know , the truth is , with miguel being beaten up in prison , i 'm not really in the party mood anyway . fox : are you kidding me ? we should go . sounds like a blast . julian : yes , yes , yes , i concur . just because miguel is shut off from the world does n't mean that you have to be . kay : ok . i 'll jump in the shower and go get ready . fox : ok , great . fox : i just hope my little plan works . julian : well , it has to . that 's all there is to it . [ scene_break ] theresa : ethan . i 'm not really up for surprises right now , you know . i 've actually had enough surprises of my own to last me a lifetime . ethan : mine 's a good surprise . theresa : what about the blackmailer ? all right , he is always watching us , watching every single move that we make . ethan : theresa -- theresa : no , no , no . ethan : take it easy , take it easy . i 've got it figured out . i want to be with you . theresa : i am married to jared . eve : whitney , i 'm here , honey . whitney : mom , hi ! oh , my god , you look beautiful . eve : oh , thank you , baby . i came here early so i could help with the party . whitney : oh , thank you so much . ok , so daddy and simone are ok watching miles , everything 's fine ? eve : they 're in heaven . whitney : ok , good . theresa : um , i 'm going to go ahead and call chad , and tell him to meet me here to work on some `` crane business . `` eve : ok ! whitney : ok , please come in the kitchen with me . i need some help making sure everything is absolutely perfect , ok ? eve : of course , honey . whitney : ok , come on . theresa : ethan , ethan , no , no . no , no , we ca n't do this . stop , just stop for a second . ok , the blackmailer . he 's watching every single move that we make , and you know he knew that we were together before , and what happened ? you almost died because of it . ethan : shh . i 'm still standing . i 'm still breathing . i 'm here . i 'm not going to let that sick freak rule our lives any more . theresa : i know , but we do n't have a choice . and you know , it 's not just our lives that are affected , ok ? my brothers ' lives are over if i do n't stay away from you . ethan : not if i get them out on appeal , theresa . theresa : well , that has n't happened yet . and you know what ? while we were together , you know , in the safe room ? the blackmailer -- ethan : mm - hmm ? theresa : he paid a little visit to little ethan . ethan : if that freak touched -- theresa : no , no , no . ethan : touched little ethan , i swear -- theresa : god , thank god , no . it was n't -- it was n't anything like that . i mean , my son , bless his heart , he actually thinks that he met a clown . but you know what ? the blackmailer , he was just making sure that we know that nobody we care about is safe , ok ? so , ethan , please stay away from me . ethan : i do n't think i can do that . sorry . jared : tess . what 's going on in here ? [ scene_break ] noah : paloma ? mi amor ? huh . all right , maybe she 's in the bathroom . noah : you in there , kid ? noah : huh . now , where 'd she go ? [ scene_break ] paloma : well ? vincent : well , what ? paloma : who fired the gun that left this bullet in the wall ? vincent : look , i told you , i do n't know . are you sure that 's even a bullet ? paloma : ah , yeah . ah ! do n't touch it . it 's evidence . vincent : of what , a crime ? paloma : you tell me . vincent : how can i tell you something i do n't know ? paloma : are you protecting your sources ? you 're a tabloid reporter , right ? did you meet someone here to buy a story from them ? did they want more money than you were willing to give them , so they shot the place up ? vincent : no . paloma : then , what happened ? who fired this bullet into the wall ? vincent : i wish i could help you , paloma . but i ca n't . i do n't know who fired that bullet , much less when , because i did n't hear a gunshot . now , like i said , i was in the bathroom with the water running , and the next thing i knew , you 're here accusing me of lying to you . paloma : i want you to be straight with me . vincent : i am . besides , why would i lie ? if someone tried to shoot me , do n't you think i 'd be begging for your help ? paloma : not necessarily . you tabloid types live by a different set of rules . vincent : look , for all we know , that bullet in the wall could have been there for years . paloma : no , the entry hole is still fresh . vincent : well , then , maybe someone in a drive - by shooting had lousy aim . which would explain why you heard the gunshot , and why i do n't know what happened . paloma : except that the angle of the hole indicates that the shot was fired from inside this room . vincent : i do n't know what to say . all right ? look for the gun if you want . i have to finish getting dressed . paloma : i did n't know we were finished yet . vincent : am i under arrest ? paloma : no . vincent : then we 're done . [ scene_break ] gorilla : mrs. bradley -- she 's a simian now , too ! welcome to my world . mrs. bradley : oh ! i 'm an ape now , too ? gorilla : you 're no ape . [ grunts ] you 're the gorilla of my dreams . [ grunts ] your lesson can wait . let me show you what hot monkey love is all about . mrs. bradley : get away from me , you beast ! gorilla : [ grunting ] like i have n't heard that before . mrs. bradley : help ! somebody help me ! amy : mommy ? where 's mommy ? tabitha : i think -- i think your mommy must be playing hide and seek , amy . amy : but i do n't see her . tabitha : well , that 's why it 's called hide and seek . tabitha 's voice : endora , you naughty girl . changing mrs. bradley into a gorilla , and a sexy one at that . [ scene_break ] theresa : jared , hi . ethan and i were actually just discussing chad 's surprise party that 's going to be tonight . ethan : yeah . theresa agreed to let whitney have it here . it 's kind of last minute , but i think we got a handle on it , do n't you think ? theresa : mm - hmm . and whitney thinks that chad needs some cheering up , so ... jared : he has seemed a little tense lately . theresa : yeah , so i need to actually go call chad and tell him to come here to work on some business , and then , you know , he can get here and everyone can surprise him . jared : why do n't you call him while we get changed upstairs ? theresa : yep , i can do that . jared : all right . theresa : ok . jared : come on . i 'll zip you up in something beautiful , just like you . ethan : there 's no way i 'm letting this happen . ethan : hey , it 's me . listen , put that outfit that i gave you on and get over here right now . no , i 'll meet you out front as soon as i change . all right . neither jared nor the blackmailer is going to keep me from theresa . no one will . [ scene_break ] gorilla : come here , baby . give it up for daddy . mrs. bradley : but i 'm a married woman ! gorilla : which is fine with me . you 're a suitor , and i have n't had a date since the berlin zooedrm ? mrs. bradley : ok , but still , my daughter 's still outside . gorilla : amy does n't know you 're you . mrs. bradley : well , if not me , then ... gorilla : mm ! tabitha : oh , forget the bird flu . i think we 're poised for an outbreak of jungle fever . will you please turn mrs. bradley back into a human this instant ? tabitha : well , at least make your big friend forget the monkey business and attend to the business at hand . tabitha : well , you wo n't think it 's so cute when jack hanna turns up with his stun gun . [ scene_break ] noah : if paloma got pulled in to do an extra shift tonight , she would have left a note , but i just -- i 'll call my dad and find out what 's going on . noah : oh , hey ! where 'd you go ? paloma : i heard a gunshot not long after you left , so i went to investigate . noah : are you ok ? i mean , they were n't shooting at you , were they ? paloma : no , no , i 'm fine . i 'm just confused . i could swear the gunshot came from the room next door . but when i went to check it out , i found vincent , that tabloid reporter , coming out of the bathroom . noah : you mean , he 's our wall - banging moaner ? paloma : i was too focused on finding who fired the gun and why to ask him . noah : oh -- and rightfully so . so , what did he say ? what happened ? paloma : he swore he did n't see or hear anything . noah : but you do n't believe him ? paloma : no . so i looked around , and i found this bullet stuck in the wall . noah : what ? paloma : eh ! noah : so , what did he say when you showed him the evidence that someone had fired a gun ? paloma : well , he suggested it could have been a drive - by shooting , but that does n't add up . noah : you know , it 's funny . there 's something that i 've been thinking about that does n't add up , either . paloma : what do you mean ? noah : well , when i was bringing the food back , i could have sworn i saw -- [ cell phone rings ] paloma : sorry . it could be headquarters . paloma : hello ? whitney : paloma , hey , it 's whitney . paloma : oh , whitney , can i call you back ? this is not a good time . whitney : well , you know what ? this wo n't take long . i just wanted to invite you and noah to a surprise birthday party that i 'm throwing for chad tonight at the mansion , ok ? paloma : um , noah and i have plans . whitney : well , no , you have to come . i mean , you just have to . chad is going to be so disappointed if you do n't , and so will i . paloma : ok , we 'll be there . whitney : great , perfect . trust me , you 're going to have a blast . all right , bye . ok , paloma and noah are coming for sure . eve : wonderful , honey . [ scene_break ] kay : well , looks like we 're the first ones here . fox : i hope we 're not too early . whitney : oh , no , not at all . julian : hello , eve . eve : julian . julian : perhaps we could have a word . eve : i need to help whitney with something . whitney : well , everything is pretty much done , mom . eve : i think you 're forgetting something , sweetheart . whitney : oh . yeah , i guess we should finish up . fox : um , you know , i forgot . i 've got to go take my pills . julian : oh , yes . fox : so , i 'll be back in a few moments . kay : ok . julian : of course . kay : yeah , i think i 'm going to go look for theresa , too . julian : kay . i 'd like to speak with you in private . kay : about what ? julian : about fox and your ongoing adultery with miguel . kay : i do n't know what you 're talking about . julian : oh , do n't play the innocent with me , young lady . i know you 've been seeing miguel behind my son 's back . behind my dying son 's back . kay : look , i 've admitted that i still love miguel , but we 've never had sex . julian : oh , yes , you have ! starting on your wedding night . kay : oh , my god . julian : did you really think you could lie to me , much less keep your illicit relationship a secret ? i have eyes and ears everywhere . kay : well , then you know it 's more than sex . ok , i love miguel and i 've never stopped and i always will . julian : if my poor son were n't already dying , then hearing you say that would kill him straight away . kay : well , i 'm sorry , mr. crane , but that 's the truth . julian : he has been enduring grueling medical treatments to prolong his life . and what do you do ? you seize every opportunity to get down and dirty with miguel , the man who tried to kill your husband . what a pillar of virtue you are . would n't your father and poor , dead mother be so proud of your duplicity ? kay : look . i 'm not proud of my situation , ok ? but i ca n't help the way that i feel . and i never meant to hurt fox . i love him , but it 's not the way that i love miguel . [ scene_break ] mrs. bradley : get away from me , you sex starved simian ! gorilla : [ grunts ] mrs. bradley : your breath wreaks of bananas . gorilla : are you this cold to your human husband ? mrs. bradley : it 's none of your business . gorilla : what about amy ? she sees how you and mr. bradley are with each other . mrs. bradley : just leave them out of this . gorilla : ugh , that 's why you 're here . to learn a lesson , remember ? and part of that lesson is that kids learn about love from their parents . so you better get sweet on mr. bradley . both of you should celebrate having a lovely little girl . mrs. bradley : celebrate how ? [ kissing sounds ] tabitha : endora , will you please change mrs. bradley back into a human before it 's too late ? tabitha : and you have n't learned yours , either . here comes the damn zoo keeper . if -- if -- if you 're looking for an escaped emu , it went that way . zookeeper : our zoo does n't have an emu . tabitha : oh , no , silly me , i meant an elephant . an elephant -- an elephant just came thundering through . zookeeper : yeah , we do n't have an elephant , either . tabitha : well , something must have escaped . why do n't you go and catch it before it wreaks havoc in our little hamlet ? zookeeper : i 'm more concerned about an animal getting in the zoo , than getting out . we 're only supposed to have one gorilla , and now there 's two . and they 're trying to mate . tabitha : oh , really , do you think i would be standing here with these impressionable children if those two animals were going to do the deed ? zookeeper : maybe it 's been so long , you do n't remember what it looks like . but those two gorillas are about to share a banana , if you know what i mean . tabitha : well ! zookeeper : stand back , i have to tranq the female before she gives the male any diseases . tabitha : oh , no , no , do n't shoot . [ scene_break ] fox : the guilt trip father 's laying on kay ends with her agreeing to the offer . so love miguel all you want , kay , because it wo n't make a difference if you accept it . [ scene_break ] [ footsteps ] eve : ahh . theresa : ow ! block party ! whitney : hey , you look great . jared : being in love is the best medicine there is , right , dr. russell ? eve : absolutely , honey . whitney : ok , did you get a hold of chad ? theresa : uh , i left a message on his voice mail , so , uh , hope he checks his messages . jared : i 'm sure he will . whitney : ok , come on . ethan : hey , all right , put this on . go around back to the terrace off the living room . stand under a light or something near a light so that people can see you from the living room . all right ? ok , go ahead . ethan : perfect . [ scene_break ] paloma : mmm . noah : oh , how -- oh , hold on . god , that 's incredible . paloma : you 're insatiable . noah : yeah , when it 's this good , i just lose control . noah and paloma : [ laughing ] noah : sorry , wait -- a little -- little -- noah : you know , we should probably stop eating so we can eat a little at chad 's party . paloma : you 're right , we 'd better get going . noah : all right , come on . oh , you know , speaking of chad . i was going to tell you this before whitney called , but i -- i could have sworn i saw chad running away from the motel when i came back with the food . paloma : really , are you -- are you sure it was chad ? noah : i 'm positive , i -- i called down to him , but he just kept on running . paloma : that 's strange . noah : yeah , i mean , what would chad be doing here ? paloma : unless vincent was threatening to print a story about the crane 's and chad came to stop him . noah : and you think vincent shot the gun at chad to get him to go away . paloma : i did n't see a gun , but that would make sense . noah : all right , well , we got ta talk to chad about this at the party . paloma : yeah , we 've got to find out who fired the gun and why . noah : right , exactly . [ scene_break ] chad : theresa wanted me to meet her in the living room , but -- i wonder what she wants . i have n't thought about work since all this trouble with vincent started . oh , jeez , ca n't let anybody see that . all : surprise ! [ applause ] chad : what the -- kay : happy birthday . fox : happy birthday , chad . whitney : happy birthday , honey . chad : whitney , what is this ? whitney : honey , are you ok ? chad : no , i , uh -- whitney : i did n't mean to give you a heart attack or anything . chad : no , baby , i just , uh , i forgot -- i forgot it was my birthday . whitney : oh , honey . chad : oh , thank you . vincent : trust me , lover , this is one birthday you 'll never forget . [ scene_break ] tabitha : no , no , do n't shoot -- do n't -- zookeeper : i 'm -- i 'm not killing the female , i 'm tranq - ing her . tabitha : but -- but -- but the male -- the male and -- and -- they 're not -- m - a - t - i - n - g. they 're just spending some quality primate time . gorilla : there will always be work lunches , massages and personal trainers . but amy 's only young once . this is her time . so let that junk go . concentrate on the joy that amy can give you if you let her . amy : have you seen my mommy ? zookeeper : lady , get your hand off my piece . tabitha : watch your language , sir . tabitha 's voice : endora , turn mrs. bradley back into mrs. bradley . she 's learned her lesson now , that 's obvious . tabitha 's voice : whatever good you may have done will be undone if amy sees queen kong being tranquilized up close . and not only that , amy 's therapy sessions will replace your playtime . zookeeper : what the -- where 'd that gorilla disappear to ? tabitha : oh , mrs. bradley , there you are . where have you been ? we were beginning to worry . mrs. bradley : uh , well , i was -- i 'm not sure where i was . amy : mommy ! mrs. bradley : oh , darling . zookeeper : what did you do with your lady friend ? gorilla : [ whistles ] zookeeper : did you just -- tabitha : you know , i 'm a bit confused here . you keep talking about a second gorilla in this cage , but my daughter and i never saw a second one . did we , endora ? [ scene_break ] chad 's voice : stay in the moment . you left all your problems back at the motel with vincent . chad : thank you all for coming . uh , it 's -- it 's so good to see so many of my friends and family could make it . vincent : happy birthday , man . nice party , whit . whitney : ok , how dare he show up at this party after what he did to valerie . chad : did you invite him ? whitney : of course i did n't invite him , chad . i invited valerie . chad : well , how would he find out about the party , whitney ? whitney : well , i do n't know . he is a sleazy tabloid reporter . it takes some nerve to come here , though . chad : he 's got brass , that 's for sure . whitney : well , i 'm not going to put up with it . i 'm going to tell him he needs to leave this very second . chad : no , no , whitney , whitney , stop . do n't make a scene , ok ? it 's not worth it . whitney : yeah , but i do n't want valerie to walk in here and find vincent here . that 's not right . chad : ok , look , i 'll call valerie . tell her that vincent showed up . she can decide to come if she wants . whitney : yeah , but that 's not fair . i mean , vincent is the one who 's in the wrong here , not valerie . chad : ok , ok , do n't make a scene . do n't make a scene , ok ? it 's my birthday , come on . whitney : ok , ok , it 's fine . go ahead and call valerie . chad : all right . chad : it 's voice mail . valerie , it 's chad . look , whitney and i would like you to know that -- that vincent crashed my surprise party . now , you 're still welcome to come , but we understand if you do n't . [ scene_break ] theresa : so , you 're sure you 're not overdoing it . jared : no , no , i 'm fine . being around you makes me feel wonderful . [ scene_break ] julian : have you truly considered the consequences of leaving fox for miguel ? what kind of future you and that dear little maria would have with miguel serving a life sentence ? kay : theresa and ethan are trying to get miguel and luis out on appeal . julian : well , they wo n't be successful , will they ? the evidence against both of them is overwhelming . kay : i do n't care , because i love miguel , and -- and i know that something 's going to happen and he 's going to be set free . julian : actually , you know , i may be able to help you with that . fox : said the spider to the fly . kay : you -- you would help miguel get out of prison so that we could be together . julian : actually , i know an investigator who could get miguel off . kay : really ? who ? how ? julian : well , i 'm not at liberty to go into the specifics of that at this point . but just rest assured this person can get the job done . kay : oh , my god , julian . that would be great . please have this person do that . julian : well , yes , but i really -- i would like you to do something for me . fox : gotcha . [ scene_break ] whitney : hey . chad : hey . whitney 's voice : oh , my gosh , i need to check my pregnancy test results . whitney : um , i will be right back . ok ? chad : where are you going ? whitney : well , um , i 'm working on another surprise for you . chad : oh . whitney : and i want to see if it 's ready . chad : and what 's that supposed to mean ? whitney : you 'll see . vincent : thought she 'd never leave . chad : get lost . vincent : hey , uh , just one thing . the next time you point a loaded piece of steel at me , it better not be a gun . chad : stay the hell away from me , ok ? vincent : now , you know you really do n't mean that . chad : yes , i do . theresa : excuse me , vincent , why are you here ? because you know -- chad : theresa -- theresa : it upsets whitney , chad . chad : it 's ok . theresa : ok , you know what ? i 'm sorry , it 's your birthday . theresa : [ screams ] [ scene_break ] mrs. bradley : come on , amy , let 's go . amy : you 're taking me to your massage ? mrs. bradley : no , i thought we 'd go get some cotton candy and go put our pajamas on and maybe read a story with daddy . amy : oh , mommy . mrs. bradley : [ laughs ] come on . zookeeper : the gorilla just waved . tabitha : big deal . i knew an orangutan nurse once that -- zookeeper : excuse me , i need to go home . it 's been a long day . way too long . tabitha : true , but with the usual cartoon lunacy that your magic tends to create . endora , you have to be more careful where and when you practice your woo - woo . otherwise , you 're going to get us into big trouble . big , big trouble . [ scene_break ] theresa : [ screams ] ethan : shh , theresa , theresa -- theresa : oh , god , i 'm so sorry . ethan : it 's me , it 's me . it 's ok -- surprise ! theresa : what -- what if -- my god , the blackmailer ! i mean , what -- what if he sees us ? what -- i mean , he knows everything that we say and every -- ethan : theresa , shh . theresa : what ? ethan : i hired an impersonator , ok ? theresa : you did what ? ethan : i did . he 's out -- he 's out on the terrace right now . he 's dressed in my clothes . so , if this blackmailer sees him , he 's going to think it 's me and think that i 'm alone out there when actually i 'm here , alone with you , and we can do whatever we want . [ scene_break ] vincent : is that ethan outside ? jared : yeah , he was going out for some fresh air . [ scene_break ] kay : mr. crane , if you can get miguel out of prison , i 'll do anything you want . julian : wonderful . i see we understand each other . kay : wait , what exactly do you want me to do ? julian : oh , that . i want you to stay with my son . kay : what ? julian : you heard me , dear . if you want me to have miguel set free , i want you to stay married and faithful . to my son , specifically . never see miguel again . fox : perfect . [ scene_break ] eve : chad , there 's an emergency at the hospital . i 'm going to have to go . i 'm so sorry . chad : no , no , it 's ok . you just drive safe . eve : i will . happy birthday , honey . chad : thanks . eve : hi . noah : hey , chad , sorry we 're late . paloma : happy birthday . chad : thanks . look , there 's a lot to eat lot to eat and drink . so , uh , enjoy yourselves , ok ? noah : well , wait -- i want to ask you , what happened at the motel today ? chad : what motel ? noah : aw , come off it , man . come on , i saw you running away . i was calling after you and you just kept going . whitney : um , excuse me for one second . uh , everyone , please , can -- can i have your attention for one second ? um , i have an announcement that i would love to make . chad : baby , what is it ? whitney : chad , honey , um , everyone -- i just found out that , um -- we 're going to be celebrating another birthday very soon . i 'm pregnant . vincent : whitney 's pregnant ? you 're cheating on me with your wife ? [ next_on ] julian : swear you will never be intimate with miguel again . noah : you were the one who fired this gun at the motel , were n't you ? person : if they 're together , i swear , they 're both dead .
endora puts her friend amy 's mom into a gorilla cage at the zoo . mrs. bradley then gets a parenting lesson from a gorilla . she is then turned into a gorilla and almost has to mate and get tranquilized , but endora turns her back into a human just in time . fox changes his mind on killing miguel . julian tells kay that he can get miguel out of prison , but she must stay with fox and never be with miguel again . noah catches chad running from the motel where he has just shot at vincent . when he later asks him about it , chad denies being there . paloma asks vincent who shot at him , but he denies knowing , saying he was in the bathroom and it must have been a drive by shooting . chad is shocked at the surprise birthday party . he 's even more shocked when he finds that vincent has crashed the party . he calls valerie to warn her that he 's there . ethan takes theresa off to be alone with her . he hired an impersonator so that the blackmailer would n't be suspicious . whitney announces at the party that she 's pregnant .
chad : hey , do n't worry , pal . i 'm going to get you fed . come here . valerie : no , you hang on to him . i 'll fix his bottle . chad : get enough of that . all right ? valerie : you 've got enough in here feed him for a month . chad : oh , well , we wanted to be prepared , did n't we , little guy ? valerie : you know , you keep calling him `` pal `` and `` little guy . `` is n't it about time you gave him a real name ? chad : yeah , yeah , i guess i 've been putting that off . hey , you know , it is a big decision and something he 's going to have to live with the rest of his life . hey , so , what do we call you , kid ? huh ? [ scene_break ] [ baby cries ] chad : you 're nursing the baby ? whitney : well , what else can i do ? he was still hungry , and i did n't know how much formula to give him and -- so here we are . fox : you ok ? what 's wrong ? whitney : nothing . came here with theresa . gwen 's evidentiary hearing is going on right now . [ baby cries ] fox : you 're not ok , are you ? that baby crying -- does that remind you that you dumped our son ? whitney : oh , i 'm sorry . i got to go . fox : no , no , you really do n't have to you ca n't run forever , whitney . eventually , you 're going to have to tell me the truth . now , i saw the love that you have for our son when you were nursing him , but then you just ran off into the night ? and hearing that baby cry right now is enough to tear you apart , is n't it ? why do n't you just level with me ? just level with me and tell me the truth . did you really want to give our son away ? [ scene_break ] judge : repeat your motion for the court stenographer , please . ethan : yes , your honor . i respectfully move that the charges against gwen winthrop be dropped , that the case is dismissed , and that full custody of the infant jane winthrop be granted solely to myself and mrs. winthrop . i think you 'll find that ms. lopez - fitzgerald 's history with our child is most illuminating . theresa : ethan , you ca n't do this ! judge : silence , ms. lopez - fitzgerald . ethan : given the new medical evidence supporting the expert testimony of dr. eve russell , i have more than sufficiently proved to this court that gwen wintrop 's attack on the plaintiff was a result of a drug interaction which could not make her responsible for her actions . theresa : mama , the judge ca n't drop the charges against gwen or take my child away from me , right ? this is crazy . ivy : do you think the judge will buy it and rule in gwen 's favor ? rebecca : well , she 's not on the crane payroll , so i do n't know . judge : would the district attorney and defense counsel please approach . you surprise me , mr. winthrop . this was to be a simple hearing on the charges against your wife , and now you 've added child custody to the mix . normally , i 'd hear these items separately , but as the two cases are so closely linked , i 'll go ahead and combine them . prosecutor : your honor , i object . judge : objection overruled . today , i 'll decide whether the case against gwen winthrop is to proceed , and i 'll also grant temporary custody of the infant jane winthrop to one of her parents . [ scene_break ] sheridan : hmm . oh , my son marty 's going to love these . he 's just about the right age to go bonkers over balloons . woman : tie them around his wrists so they do n't escape . sheridan : oh , you bet i will . his daddy 's on his way home with him right now . i have the whole place decorated as a surprise . woman : really ? is it his birthday ? sheridan : no , better -- today is the start of his new life with me . i ca n't wait to just take him in my arms and tell him how much i love him . once i have my son back , i 'm going to hold him so tight , i 'm never going to let him go . beth : i 'm so ashamed , luis . i do n't even know where to start . i 've done something truly terrible to you and to sheridan . luis : so she was right ? about everything ? beth : i feel awful . i ca n't bear to keep this secret any longer . mrs. wallace : whew , boy , i wish you had waited till i went on the lam , bethie . hmm . beth : sheridan was absolutely right . i 'm not the person you think i am . i have to come forward because my conscience wo n't let me live with this guilt any longer . i have to confess . i have to tell you everything , every last horrific detail . mrs. wallace : the hunk better brace himself . we could be here all day . [ scene_break ] judge : stay close to the courtroom , everyone . i 'll rule on both cases shortly . court is in recess . bailiff : all rise . gwen : honey , thank you so much . ethan : it 's all right . gwen : i should really be ashamed of myself , you know . there you are fighting tooth and nail to defend me and to crush theresa . ethan : it 's ok . i just hope the judge understands that you did not attack theresa knowingly . that anti - anxiety drug , it interacted with the other medication you were on , clouded your mind . gwen : ok . theresa : the judge has to revoke gwen 's bail and send her to prison , because i do n't buy this whole drug thing for one second . she knew exactly what she was doing when she tried to kill me , now ethan wants to take my child away from me . now , you tell me that ethan is not going to win . prosecutor : honestly , i do n't know . he presented some powerful and well- supported persuasive evidence . mr. winthrop surprised me with all those other precedents and dr. russell 's testimony . theresa : what she said should be thrown out of the court ! she 's a former drug addict . she 's about to be tried for murder ! pilar : theresa , por favor . she 's a good friend . do n't say -- theresa : not today , she is n't ! dr. russell a well - respected expert physician ? i 'm sorry , but they 've got some nerve . theresa : no , i 'm not going to accept this . did that sedative make gwen attack me in the hospital twice with the scalpel ? or how about the night that she kidnapped my child ? did the sedative make her attack me all three times ? pilar : theresa , por favor ! theresa : mama , you even know that she knew exactly what she was doing . gwen was n't on anything , and now the judge needs to hear that . prosecutor : she 's already heard both sides . theresa : i 'm going to tell her right now . [ scene_break ] sheridan : hello , mother . katherine : sheridan , darling . sheridan : i heard you were back but i did n't hear from you . katherine : i 'm sorry . i wanted to , more than you could possibly know . sheridan : well , then , why did n't you ? i mean , i thought i could at least count on you for common courtesy . katherine : because i wanted to stay away . luis hates me . sheridan : nothing can ever come between us . so much has happened since you left . i mean , even this morning , beth called and she asked luis to come over to her house so that she could confess all of her crimes . this proves what i 've been saying all along , marty is my son . katherine : oh , my god . are you serious ? sheridan : yes ! luis is over there right now and will bring marty back as soon as beth gives him to us . katherine : oh , my god . if that 's true , sheridan , i -- i just -- it 's made me so happy ! sheridan : that 's why i got these . we 're going to celebrate . i have the whole house decorated for his homecoming . so you see , you do n't have to worry , mother . luis and i have our son back . we 're going to be a family and life is going to be perfect . nothing will ever come between us again , not ever . [ scene_break ] beth : i have so much to confess i do n't know where to begin . luis : how about the beginning ? mrs. wallace : like when you dressed up as bozo the clown , huh , and kidnapped sheridan ? beth : i feel so ashamed . luis : just tell me , beth . beth : when you and sheridan saw me at the blue note , sheridan was right -- i was n't alone . i was with alistair crane . luis : oh , my god . beth : i made a deal with him . luis : what kind of deal ? beth : he came on to me , luis . he wanted to get me into bed , i tried to get keep him off , you know , and keep him at bay , but he 's my landlord . i could n't risk losing my business . mother warned me to be careful , but i thought i could handle him . luis : blackmail . you knew what he wanted ? beth : do n't blame mother . she 's just a naive , gentle soul . luis : what happened ? beth : i was in way over my head . alistair did n't want to just get me into bed . he wanted my help to do something terrible . he wanted me to help him break up you and sheridan . he offered me a check for thousands and thousands of dollars . i took it . i took the check . i made a deal with the devil to destroy you and sheridan . mrs. wallace : oh . [ scene_break ] chad : whoa . how did that come out of you , man ? maybe we should call him the burp master . valerie : yeah , i do n't think so . you got to call him something . chad : yeah , i know . i know . it 's just -- chad : well , i wanted to get whitney 's input , you know , before i made a choice . she is junior 's mother , you know . valerie : well , she did give him up for adoption . chad : no i know , but no matter what whitney says , i also know that she still loves him . she wants to be a part of her son 's life . that 's why i want her to help pick the name , and i want to keep her involved as much as possible . oh , you done with the bottle now ? no look , i 'm going to go get him cleaned up , ok ? shh . go . [ baby cries ] valerie : do you want whitney in the baby 's life , chad , or yours ? [ scene_break ] fox : so the truth is going to come out eventually , right ? so why do n't you just get it over with and tell me whitney : look , fox , i told you . i 've told you over and over again . fox : single mother , yes , i know , and i 've told you over and over again that i want to know the real story . whitney : look , fox , i told you . fox : do you know where i 've just been ? do you have any idea ? i just met with a judge to try to figure out how to get my son from chad . whitney : no . fox , do n't do that . fox : yeah , did you think about what i thought ? i 'm going to do whatever it takes to get my son back , but you just turn your head and run away . i do n't get it , whitney . i 'm at a complete loss here . i think at the very least you owe me , at the very least , the truth . tell me why you gave my son away . whitney : i 'm sorry . all i can tell you is that i 'm sorry . fox : you 're sorry ? whitney : yeah . [ scene_break ] theresa : i know if i can talk to the judge one on one i can get her to understand . prosecutor : look , look , look , i 've already presented your case . if you interrupt the judge now , you 'll simply turn her against you . theresa : well , that 's not fair . you know , you 're not going to get away with this . this is just another example of the rich using their power and influence to get what they want . rebecca : darling , that 's one of the perks . oh , i wish judge reilly were trying this case . ethan : rebecca , be quiet . theresa : and , you , ethan . how could you come to gwen 's defense and lie . you know perfectly well she wanted to kill me . and now you 're trying to take my child from me , too , the child that she kidnapped ? we 're lucky she did n't kill her . gwen : no , i 'll leave the baby - killing to you , theresa . ethan : that 's enough , gwen , i can handle this . just give me a moment alone with her , all right ? gwen : why ? she 's just going to try and twist you around her finger . ethan : honey , let her try . i 've got to try to get through to her . no matter what this judge decides , i 'm serious it 's over . if this judge decides in our favor , she 's going to strike back . i have to convince her not to do it and to let it go . gwen : good luck . ethan : let 's talk . theresa : about what ? ethan : about our future . let 's nip these little tete - a - tetes in the bud . theresa : gwen might go free , and now you 're trying to take jane away from me . this is a nightmare , ethan . ethan : yeah , it 's a nightmare that you could have prevented . you insisted on pressing these charges against gwen , charges that i had convinced my father to drop . i begged you to stop , and you would n't . you had to get your revenge . theresa : this is n't about revenge , ethan ! this is about you and me . it is about us and a family , ethan , the way it should be ! ethan : you never stop , do you ? theresa : because i love you , ethan ! i love you , and i know you love me . ethan : no , no ! god , are you -- are you listening ? theresa : you love me , ethan . you know you do . ethan : listen to me . maybe we had something once . no more . i 'm married to that woman in there that you want to put behind bars for the rest of her life , i 've committed my life to her . theresa : only -- ethan : theresa , i am married to her ! you 're going to have to learn to live with that . there 's no chance for us anymore , not now not ever . [ scene_break ] whitney : oh , god . my secret follows me . he 's such a beautiful little baby . and it looks like chad has valerie to help him . maybe that 's a good thing . chad : hey . who 's that ? so glad to see you . whitney : really ? chad : yeah . valerie : hi , whitney . we just thought the baby could use some fresh air . chad : i was going to call you . we need to make a decision . whitney : a decision ? chad : yeah , the baby , needs a name , and i want you to help pick it . [ baby fusses ] whitney : me ? oh , no , no , no . i -- chad : oh , come on . look at him . whitney : chad -- chad : whitney , take him . you know , it 's a good thing he takes after you , tell you what . [ baby fusses ] chad : shh , shh . valerie : he is a fine - looking baby . [ baby cries ] chad : oh , look at him , whitney . look real close . study that face . what do you think ? what name fits that face ? hmm ? yeah . [ scene_break ] kathine : if what you say about marty is true , it just makes me so happy . sheridan : you know , he is your grandson . katherine : yes , he must be . i 'm just glad , sheridan , that you and luis are doing well . you two were meant for each other . i do n't want anything to come between the two of you , especially me . sheridan : nothing ever will . how can it ? we have our son back . and how are you ? i mean , have you been able to reconcile things with martin ? i know that he was as upset as i was after you ran away . katherine : no , i -- i 'm trying to avoid him . he needs to rebuild his life with pilar and his children . maybe , who knows ? maybe one day luis will love him as much as i do . sheridan : you really love him do n't you ? katherine : yes , i do . sheridan : hmm . katherine : but now 's the time for him to rejoin the life that he gave up for me . that 's where he belongs , sheridan . sheridan : i just wish luis could see what a marvelous woman you are . katherine : oh . luis is never going to change how he feels about me , but i understand that . he 's got reason to hate me . but because i love you so much , sheridan , i know he 's the right man for you , you need to know i am going to keep my distance from you and martin . sheridan : but you 're cutting yourself off from two people that you love , two people that love you . katherine : oh . that 's all i need to hear . it 's enough to know that my daughter loves me , to know that she 's happy with the man that loves her . i do n't know , it just proves to me that everything i 've done is right . oh , my darling . [ scene_break ] beth : i 'm stupid so i took money from alistair , the devil himself , to break you two up . i should be punished . mrs. wallace : oh . shot out of a cannon , maybe ? beth : i mean , i was so angry at sheridan . you know , we used to be friends . and i know she 's been suicidally depressed , but she started making all those wild accusations about marty and me , and i 'm just struggling to make ends meet . i 'm a single working mother taking care of an elderly mother , ok , so i took the check ! i promised alistair -- mrs .. wallace : stop beating around the bush and send in the clowns . beth : luis , please forgive me . this is my confession . mrs. wallace : honey ? have n't you left something out ? luis : is that all you 've done ? beth : what ? luis : did you just take the check from alistair , or did you help him hurt me and sheridan ? beth : no . luis : beth , were you working for alistair ? no more lies . i want the truth . [ scene_break ] ethan : do you get it ? we 're over , for once and for all . . theresa : then why do n't you just stop this whole nonsense about jane . the judge will not take her away from me , ethan . she will not take her away from her own mother . ethan : theresa , i 'm going to let her decide that . but whatever happens in there , make no mistake , i 'm deadly serious about this whole mess between the three of us resolving itself . are we clear on that ? theresa : yeah , we 're clear . ethan : good . i 'm glad we got it straight . theresa : i just have one more question , ethan . it 's a legal question . ethan : what ? theresa : if a burglar steals something from someone and keeps it , does it eventually belong to the burglar ? ethan : no , theresa , of course not . if it 's stolen property . it belongs to the original owner . why ? theresa : that 's my point . morally , emotionally , and now even legally , you belong to me . gwen stole you from me , ethan , but you still belong to me , and you know that . ethan : what is it going to take ? what is it going to take to get you to understand . if we are going to find any kind of happiness , theresa , you have to let me go . that judge in there is going to change all of our lives any minute . gwen : actually , she 's ready now . the judge has -- she 's reached her decision . [ scene_break ] [ baby fusses ] chad : so , come on , whitney . any ideas for names for your baby ? whitney : he 's not my baby anymore , chad . chad : look , we will argue about that later , ok ? names ? [ fussing ] whitney : well , i -- it 's ok . i do n't know . i -- well , what do you think ? chad : well , i have some ideas . you know , i want to name him after someone important , you know , a brother , someone i admire . yeah , i want my son to have a name he can live up to . whitney : we , you know , we talked about this once before . do n't you remember ? chad : we did ? whitney : when you had a son you knew exactly what you would name him . chad : huh . yeah whitney and chad : miles davis . whitney : yeah . chad : yeah , that 's the name i always wanted . whitney : anyway , it 's your decision . i mean , it 's totally up to you . chad : then that 's it . you hear that , little guy ? now , you do n't have to play the trumpet unless you want to , ok ? from now on you 're going to be known as miles davis harris . what do you think ? yeah . whitney : ok . fox : what the hell is going on here ? [ scene_break ] katherine : oh , darling . i 'm just so glad you 're in luis ' hands . darling , you 'll be happy . sheridan : no worries , mother . i 'm going to be happy forever . oh , no ! oh katherine : do you have to shop some more for marty ? sheridan : oh . i ca n't . i do n't have any time . katherine : oh . sheridan : luis is going to be home soon with marty , and i want to be there for the surprise . katherine : oh . sheridan : hey , why do n't you come with me ? it 'll be a real family reunion . katherine : oh , no . thank you , sheridan , but , no , this is a private moment for you and luis and marty . sheridan : ok , then . please be happy for me . katherine : darling , i 'm so happy for you . i love you . sheridan : thank you . you know , this is n't goodbye , mother . i 'll call you . katherine : of course . [ scene_break ] beth : lies ? luis , i do n't lie . luis : after everything sheridan and i have been through , i just need the truth . did you do anything else with alistair ? you have anything more to confess ? mrs. wallace : oh , spill those beans , girlie - girl . wipe those sins from your blackened soul . beth : no . i have never helped alistair do anything , i swear . \ mrs. wallace : like father , like daughter . she 's lying through her teeth , making herself out to be the victim -- hmm . beth : i mean , i took the check , but i could n't go through with it . i can never hurt you or sheridan . you really think that i 'm the woman that he adores ? no , it 's just that alistair scares me . that 's why i called you . i 'm afraid of what alistair will do to me when he finds out that i ca n't go through with it . mrs. wallace : oh , why is n't this girl on the stage ? hmm . beth : luis , help me . please . alistair will come after me if he finds out that i 've disobeyed him . alistair crane is the father of darkness . beth : that 's my confession . luis , i was weak . i need your strength now . i 'm -- i 'm scared of alistair . would you please help me ? luis : of course i 'll help you . beth : oh . thank you . so you do n't hate me for taking alistair 's check ? luis : no . you 're just the latest victim on a long list . and alistair 's a pig . he tried to take advantage of you . it 's a good thing you have morals . now , look , i will do everything that i can to protect you from that devil . look , i have to admit , we already knew that you and your mother were with alistair at the mansion last night . beth : you did ? luis : yeah . but you did n't have to tell me , and you did , and that says a lot about you . mrs. wallace : oh . i 'll say . hmm . [ scene_break ] fox : well , is n't this cozy ? chad : no , just back off a second , all right ? we just named the baby . whitney : chad named the baby miles after miles davis . fox : really ? chad : well , whitney helped . fox : oh . great . so you just go ahead and name my son without me ? chad : no , my son , fox . get that through your thick head , ok ? whitney : please , do n't argue . it 's -- fox : you know , we 'll see about that ! whitney : it 's not good for the baby , please . fox : not good for the baby ? is that right ? what do you care about a baby you gave away in the first place , huh ? you know what ? i 've had it with both of you -- oh , for now . valerie : well , that went well . whitney : look , i should be going . chad : no , whitney , you do n't have to . whitney : yeah , i do . here you go . here you go . chad : well , that was your mommy , miles . you know , she loves you very , very much , and she 's going to be with us soon , some day real soon . [ scene_break ] judge : i 've reviewed the evidence in these cases and have reached decisions for both . would mr. and mrs. winthrop and the district attorney please rise . first , as to the charges of attempted murder and kidnapping , mrs. winthrop has an impeccable background and has never been violent in the past . due to the medical precedents supplied by mr. winthrop and also due to the defense 's strong testimony by dr. eve russell , i agree that she acted out of character due to the interaction of the the prescription drugs she was already taking . therefore , all charges against mrs. winthrop are dropped and the case is dismissed . gwen : oh -- rebecca : oh ! theresa : they won , mama . ethan beat me . pilar : ok . theresa : no , he did this to me . [ scene_break ] valerie : you have had a big day , miles . chad : hmm . valerie : you got a new name and you got to watch your daddy put together a deal that 's going to open up big doors for him . chad : oh , from your lips . i 've worked awfully hard . valerie : and you did an amazing job . it 'll pay off big time . merger forever , and both companies managed to fight him off . no one 's been able to figure out how to do it until you came along . and best of all , there wo n't be any plants closing and the cranes will make a huge profit . when alistair finds out what you 've done , you 're going to get a huge promotion . chad : well , give all the credit to miles here . he 's my inspiration . valerie : so then let 's get back to the office and nail this deal . [ scene_break ] fox : chad ? is that jerk still gone ? fox : what the hell is all this ? oh , this must be that project chad 's been working so hard on . fox : hmm . oh , no , no , no , no , no , huh - uh , nope . this is going to make grandfather way too happy . well , you may have stolen my son , chad but i 'll be damned if your going to steal a promotion . [ scene_break ] beth : i 'm a little genius yes , i am , and no one will catch me [ beth hums ] mrs. wallace : oh , you should be ashamed of yourself . lies just flew from those lips like melted butter . beth : you know what , mother ? you should be thanking me . a minute ago , you were ready to go on the lam . because of me , we get to stay here . mrs. wallace : oh , oh . i should have known , known that you would n't tell luis the truth ! beth : oh , of course i 'm not going to tell him the truth . i just know that eve saw us at the mansion , so i wanted to , you know , come clean . and i played on luis ' blind hatred of alistair to make me look like the victim . `` oh , luis , alistair tried to make me break up you and sheridan . `` you got to admit i 'm good , huh ? mrs. wallace : at lying . beth : well , now luis will confront alistair , which will drive another wedge between him and sheridan . mrs. wallace : please , lord , send the angels in ! maybe they can knock some sense into you , bethie . beth : do n't you mean `` mother , `` hmm ? see , even though sheridan believes that marty is her son , luis believes the d.n.a . results . thank god no one knows that alistair is my father or they would figure out why the d.n.a . tests proved that marty is my son . oh . it wo n't be long until my half sister sheridan and luis are finished , and then luis will come and be with me and marty . sheridan : where 's marty ? where 's my boy ? sheridan : what -- i thought you said you were going to bring him home once you got beth to confess . why did n't you bring him home ? luis : listen , sheridan , she did n't confess to kidnapping marty . she said the horrible thing that she had to tell us was that your father paid her to try and break us up . sheridan : so that 's why she kidnapped me and stole my child ? luis : sheridan , she said that she has n't done a thing to come between us . she is not working for alistair and he only approached her last night at the mansion . sheridan : oh , and that 's why you believed her ? luis : look , beth did n't know that we knew that she was at the mansion , ok ? she feels totally ashamed about it . sheridan : do n't you know she is lying , all right ? she must know that eve saw my father , and that 's why she gave you this line , to throw you off . they 're in cahoots together . i know that she kidnapped me and stole my child . luis : sheridan , please . she said that she has not done anything to come between us , ok ? she is not working for your father , she is totally afraid of him , and she has no intentions whatsoever of helping him . sheridan : good god . she gives you the stupidest lie or excuse and you fall for it hook , line , and sinker , whereas i try to give you the simple truth that marty is my child and you wo n't believe me . why do you believe beth over me ever time ? why ? [ scene_break ] theresa : the judge ca n't drop the charges against gwen . she almost killed me . prosecutor : keep your voice down . pilar : he 's right , theresa . the judge still has n't ruled on jane 's custody . theresa : well , she 's not going to take my daughter away from me , mama . she may have dropped the charges against gwen , but she has to know that gwen is crazy . she 's not going to take her away from me . i 'm her mother . ivy : one down , one to go . rebecca : ah , and we 're one step closer to destroying la tartita . judge : as to the matter of custody for the infant jane winthrop , i 've reached a decision based on what i feel is best for the child . these documents are very revealing , mr. winthrop . frankly , madam , the story of how this child came into the world disturbs me . you drugged the winthrop 's ' surrogate mother , then took their fertilized eggs . theresa : but jane is n't their child , your honor ! she 's mine . judge : silence ! yes , the child is yours biologically , but the way in which you managed to get impregnated by mr. winthrop does bear scrutiny . your behavior unnerves me , ms. lopez - fitzgerald . even in my own courtroom , you 've erupted in emotional outbursts and personal attacks against both mr. and mrs. winthrop . i ca n't in good conscience ignore this new information . after a period i will revisit the situation to make a decision on permanent custody , but for the moment , i must agree that a stable environment for the child is with her biological father . i award temporary custody of baby jane winthrop to mr. and mrs. winthrop effective immediately . [ judge pounds gavel ] gwen : we did it ! honey , we did it ! oh ! theresa : no . pilar : it 's ok . theresa : mama ? [ next_on ] sam : that 's why she 's so hell bent on destroying herself -- because she knows it 's killing me . theresa : no one is better for jane than me . you will never get my daughter . do you hear me , gwen , never . love is going to be destroyed for eternity .
beth managed to bamboozle luis , as usual . her `` confession `` was that alistair had paid her to break up him and sheridan , and he swallowed it hook , line , and sinker . once he arrived home without marty , however , sheridan faced him down for once , asking why he always falls for whatever stupid excuse beth gives him . she spent her time getting the house decorated to welcome marty and talking to her mother after a trip to get some balloons , and not having her son come home was the last straw . chad and whitney meet up in the park while chad was trying to figure out a name for the baby . she reminded him of his desire to name his first son miles davis , so that 's what he did . fox stumbles on the happy scene and blows up , going directly to the office and rifling chad 's desk , stealing the big project chad had just finished .
kay : oh , i ca n't wait to shower off all that chlorine from the crane pool . oh , sorry , i did n't know you were in here . miguel : i 'm almost through . the fishing boat 's heading out at sun - up and i did n't want to be late , so -- kay : oh , no , no , take your time , take your time , i 'll wait . i was just going to rinse off after our swim , so ... siren ! siren : hi , kay . ah , is it steaming in here ... or is it just you ? kay : oh , god . kay : here , let me help you dry off . siren : ow ! kay : sorry . mm . [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , i do n't know about you , endora , but every time i was about to fall asleep , a hoard of house guests woke me up with their noisy comings and goings . oh , my current body wo n't stay the same for another 300 years if i do n't get my rest ! come on , let 's see what we can see in the bowl . yo , bowl , show me who is to blame for this late - night noise . endora : yo , bowl . tabitha : oh , yeah , i should have known it . it 's that mermaid that you made human , endora -- siren . she 's the cause of all the commotion . oh ! she 's got miguel absolutely mesmerized , and kay 's steaming over his attraction to yet another blonde . ah , hades only knows how this plot is going to twist and turn as it unravels . [ chuckles ] [ scene_break ] fancy : about the gallery opening , esme , uh , i do n't think i want to go anymore . esme : well , fancy , if you really want to meet a man , there 's no better way to cull one from the herd than at a gallery opening here in rome . the men there , at these affairs , you know , are handsome and rich and straight . fancy : somehow i find that hard to believe . esme : will you trust me , darling ? go to the gallery opening and you 'll meet a wonderful man that will make you forget all about ned . fancy : noah . esme : whatever . you 'll forget his name , too , after you meet mr . right . fancy : mm , fine , ok . fine , i 'll go , but i wo n't count on being swept off my feet . esme : hmm , well then you 'll be surprised . can we go get something to eat ? all this talk about men has made me ravenous . come on . [ scene_break ] noah : ok , uh , i think we are safe . you know , i did n't see anyone following us before and , uh , it does n't look like there 's any thugs waiting for us here . paloma : gracias a dios , we made it back here in one piece . simone : yeah , thanks again for saving us from those armed goons . noah : no problem , but i still think there 's more to this than you guys are telling me . paloma : no , really , it 's like we said . simone and i are here to study art for a course we 're taking . simone : yeah , um , art . see ? noah : yeah , ok , what about you , jess ? i mean , you are not taking any college classes right now , so -- jessica : well , simone and paloma invited me . noah : but does dad know ? jessica : no , um , not exactly . noah : look , i 'm going to tell him when i call him , all right ? jessica : noah , do n't . no one can know i 'm here . [ scene_break ] whitney : i ca n't believe chad came all the way to rome to find me . man : believe it , whitney , believe it . evil will go to any length to draw you into its unholy web . chad is hoping that your unnatural lust for each other will lead you back to harmony with him so that the two of you can raise your child together , your son , , an abomination born out of incest . whitney : i know i ca n't go back to harmony with chad . i can never be with him again , or i 'll die . [ scene_break ] luis : [ whispering ] beth has to be behind that door with marty . [ yelling ] marty ! marty : i 'm gon na tell -- beth : shh , we have to be quiet if we are going to win the game , ok ? beth 's voice : if only there was a way out so luis would n't kill me and take marty back to sheridan . luis : beth ? open the door ! marty , it 's daddy . i 'm coming for you . beth , you open this door or i swear i 'm going to break it down . beth : [ in a high - pitched voice ] no , no , go away . luis : i know that 's you , beth . i 'm coming in ! luis : [ grunts ] marty is mine now , beth . mine to take to sheridan ! [ scene_break ] esme : you did n't order very much to eat . fancy : i 'm not hungry . esme : still suffering from an acute case of love sickness , i see . fancy : i am not hung up on noah . oh , just for the record , asking for champagne in a bowl does n't make it soup . esme : it is my version of a liquid diet . anyway , as far as noah is concerned , admitting you are over him is the first step to putting him behind you . fancy : why would i moon over someone who used me and then dumped me to go back to his ex - girlfriend ? esme : well , there 's something to be said about a man with stamina , but i digress . if you really want to get over noah , the best thing to do is to replace him as soon as possible . now , luckily you are in rome , which is a breeding ground for scrumptious men any day , but the gallery opening promises to deliver the best of the best . now not only will we have a fabulous time , but we 'll both go home with men who are as chiseled as michelangelo 's `` david . `` and pretty soon you 'll forget all about what 's - his - name . fancy : noah . [ scene_break ] noah : jessica , you are scaring me , ok ? why ca n't anyone back home know where you are ? jessica : it 's not anyone as much as spike . i realized i could n't turn tricks for him anymore , so i skipped out on him and went to simone and paloma for help . noah : good for you . jessica : thanks . but i know spike did n't take what i did lying down , and there 's no telling what he will do to try to get me back . so the longer he is in the dark about where i am at , the better . noah : yeah , i am with you on that one . so , uh , how did you end up here with these guys ? jessica : oh , well , they said i could come along , so i did . noah : how are you guys paying jessica 's way ? paloma : well , um , theresa is now mrs. alistair crane , and she does n't care about his money , so ... noah : all right , well , thanks for taking care of my baby sister . paloma : no problem . simone : yeah , we are glad to help . jessica : so , noah , um , how can you afford to be here in rome ? noah : that 's a long story . actually , i 'm going to take you guys up to your room and i 'll tell you some other time . paloma : well , we made it back here in one piece . noah : yeah , but i want to make sure you guys are up in your room safe and sound and locked away for the rest of the night . simone : yeah , that 's what the hero says in those horror flicks right before the victims realize they are actually locked in with the killer . paloma : si , and then it 's hack attack time ! noah : this is not a horror movie . a mystery movie maybe , but everything 's going to be just fine once we get you guys upstairs . let 's go . [ scene_break ] man : you have learned your lessons well . chad is temptation personified . if you have resisted the carnal desires he stirs in you , continue down this path with me and your soul will be safe from further corruption . whitney : resisting chad is part of my penance . man : yes . but there is more . you must never see him again . whitney : i know that i can never be with chad again but literally never see him ? man : do as i say , or damnation will follow . whitney : i understand that you speak for god , so i 'll do as you say . i 'll never see chad again . [ scene_break ] luis : [ grunts ] what the hell ? it 's a damn mannequin . marty : see daddy in there . beth : ok , we 'll see daddy when it 's safe . come on . come on , sweetie . let 's go . luis : i just heard footsteps . oh , my god . how the hell did beth get out of here ? chad : i do n't know . maybe there 's a door behind this junk . luis : oh , man . i ca n't come this close to finding marty just to lose him again . i got to take him back to sheridan . chad : there 's nothing -- there 's no way out back here . luis : chad , here , here , here ! here it is ! officer : ferme ! second officer : [ speaks italian ] officer : [ speaks italian ] chad : look , man , we do n't speak italian , ok ? officer : you speak english . chad : si . yes . yes . officer : what are you men doing here ? luis : we were chasing the woman who kidnapped my son , ok ? and we just followed her to this gallery here . chad : yeah , she was hiding in here with his little boy , but before we busted in , she went through this door right here . luis : maybe you saw her on your way in , ok ? she 's got brown hair and she 's young and she 's got crazy - looking eyes , and she was with my son . he is , like , 2 1/2 years old , light brown hair . officer : we came in the front way . luis : well , then we got to hurry up before they get away . officer : hold it right there . second officer : move and we shoot . luis : ok , did you not just understand what i just told you , ok ? this woman -- she kidnapped my son from the united states , all right ? now , listen . we got to catch up to her before she gets away ! officer : halt , or we kill you . chad : luis , luis , hey . do n't push these guys . they mean business , ok ? luis : beth is getting away with marty . chad : all right . officers , it 's like he said . this woman was kidnapping his son and were about to get him back before -- before you guys came in . officer : you set off the gallery 's silent alarm when you forced your way in here . luis : listen , she came in through the front doors , ok ? that was the only way that we could come in . officer : then you are guilty of breaking and entering . luis : all right , come on , look . i know you guys are just doing your job here , but i 'm telling you you 've got this all wrong , ok ? we are not crooks . in fact , i 'm a police dete -- i 'm a detective from the states . my badge is in my pocket , ok ? officer : could be fake . luis : the hell it is . officer : they 'll check it out at headquarters . second officer : for now you are both under arrest for breaking , entering , and attempted burglary . luis : oh , come on , man . this is crazy . what , you think if we wanted to steal stuff we 'd be in here ? officer : you were hiding from us about to escape . chad : no , we were n't . officer : be quiet , move out . luis : come on . can you at least just -- can you put out an apb on beth wallace ? officer : no more talking . now go . [ scene_break ] tabitha : that 's right , my little one . you snack and mummy will snoop . oh , if kay lets siren get the better of her and she loses her temper , she could lose both of them -- fox and miguel . miguel : kay , why were you being so rough with siren just now ? kay : i said i was sorry . i did n't mean to pull your hair when i was drying it , ok ? i guess i am just in a rush , you know , to get a shower because i only get a few hours ' sleep before i have to get up and feed maria . miguel : siren and i did n't mean to hold you up . kay : it 's ok . i know we all have to share the bathroom . miguel : you 're right , we do . so when siren and i are finished , it will be yours . kay : i thought you were finished . miguel : no , siren and i still have to do each other . [ scene_break ] simone : well , this is our room . noah : ok , wait for a second while i check it out , all right ? simone : be sure to check under the bed . that 's where the killer always hides . noah : ok . jessica : you know , i really wish you would stop trying to creep us out . simone : mm . simone : oh , my gosh . i feel like we are stealing dialogue from that slasher flick , `` hotel hell . `` paloma : ugh , do n't say that . simone : mm , ok , but when the killer reveals himself , do n't say i did n't warn you . noah : all 's clear . jessica : hey , thanks for looking out for us , noah . noah : yeah , no problem . i 'd never forgive myself if any of you guys got hurt . besides , my dad -- our dad -- both your parents -- they would have my hide if i let you guys get hurt . paloma : can we at least have room service ? i 'm starving . jessica : yeah , me , too . simone : yeah , we are going to need our strength to fight off the killer when he strikes . [ laughter ] noah : look , i 'll stay here , all right , until the room service comes , but then after i leave , do not open the door for anyone you do n't know . ok ? otherwise the killer will get in . jessica : [ mocking ] ha ha ha . [ scene_break ] officer : come on , come on . second officer : in here . luis : i 'm telling you , you guys are making a huge mistake . we were n't in there to steal stuff . i was just trying to get my son back ! chad : we did n't have any gloves , no getaway car , no mask , no nothing . [ officers conversing in italian ] [ luis yells ] luis : damn it . chad , i blew it again . i 'm this close to getting marty back and i blow it . chad : hey , hey , do n't blame yourself , man . luis : who then ? chad : i do n't know . it 's like rome has bad mojo . i mean , look how close i was to whitney down in the catacombs , only she got away from me , too . luis : i know one thing . i am not giving up , chad . we know that beth and marty and whitney -- they are all here in rome . so all we have to do is get out of here and then find them . i know that beth is going to be up against a slew of charges and i can bring marty back to sheridan , and hopefully you and whitney can raise miles together . chad : look , i am down for all that , but who knows when we are going to get out of this place ? fancy : tonight . luis : fancy . i did n't know who else to call . fancy : i was happy to help . i posted both your bails , so you are free to go . ufficiale ? ufficiale , apre questa cella , per favore . officer : certamente , bella signora . fancy : grazie . officer : you stay out of trouble , gentlemen , or your bail will be revoked . now go . chad : look , guys , i am going to go back to the catacombs and look for whitney . it 's like she 's been living down there or something . fancy : chad , be careful . you 've been buried under rubble from a cave - in once already . luis : fancy 's right . it 's dangerous down there , man . what are you thinking ? chad : look , i 'll keep my guard up , but i love whitney . i have to try to find her , get her out of there , and bring her back home to harmony . fancy : good luck . chad : thank you . luis : be careful , man . all right , come on . let 's get you back to the hotel , huh ? fancy : are n't you coming with me ? luis : uh , no , i 'm going to go back to the gallery to see if i can find some clues as to where beth might have gone . fancy : is n't that risky considering you were just arrested there ? luis : so what , you know ? i 'm not going to let that stop me from finding marty and bringing him back to sheridan . fancy : i did n't know a man could love a woman as much as luis loves sheridan . if only i knew that kind of love . maybe one day . luis , wait for me ! [ scene_break ] siren : i am glad you told kay we were n't through yet . we 're just getting started . miguel : mm , siren , hold on a sec . as good as this is -- and trust me , this is great -- i ca n't do this right now . i mean , my job on the fishing boat pays well and i need all the money i can make to help support maria and save up to find my own place . siren : your own place ? well , i want to help you get it , miguel . i could find a job , too , and make some money . we could get a place together . miguel : well , i think it 's great that you do n't want to live off your family 's money , but about us getting a place together ? can we just talk about that later when i 'm done with work ? siren : ok . just remember , there 's more where this came from . [ scene_break ] tabitha : kay ? kay ? oh , kay ? ! kay : who the heck does siren think she is ? ! tabitha 's voice : what she is would be more apropos . tabitha : what has siren been up to now , dear ? kay : she is up there steaming up the bathroom with miguel and not with hot water . tabitha : later , dear . in 20 years or so . kay : siren is a piranha . she is a little shark , a blonde predator with an insatiable appetite for miguel . tabitha : see what your conjuring up has done , endora ? changing that mermaid into a human is causing heaps of trouble . kay : you know , she barely even knows him and she wants to have his baby ? ! slutty freak . tabitha : kay , will you please watch your language in front of endora . kay : people think that theresa is obsessed with ethan . oh , no , she does n't hold a stick to siren . that girl , that blonde is either flaunting herself in front of him or she 's kissing him and mauling him like he is the catch of the day , and i told him -- i told him he better be careful . a girl like that ? ah ! he already has enough responsibility helping me take care of maria . the last thing he needs is another child . tabitha 's voice : kay 's warning no doubt fell on deaf ears since mermaid siren has miguel completely mesmerized . kay : would you believe that she is upstairs right now alone with him in the bathroom ? tabitha : in the bathroom ? oh , dear . kay : and she is naked until i threw a towel at her . oh , my gosh , and they were getting ready to rub body lotion all over each other . and trust me , the last thing she was worrying about was protecting miguel 's skin from sun damage . i bet she still wants him to get her pregnant . how crazy is that ? tabitha : well , you should know , dear . you seduced miguel into getting you pregnant , using evil to disguise yourself as charity , lest we forget . kay : that was different . i loved him . i knew him my entire life . this girl just shows up and thinks she 's in love with him ? tabitha : well , have n't you ever heard of love at first sight ? kay : it is not love . it is lust . and you know what ? miguel , he 's not into casual sex . so , hopefully she will figure out he is not into her and she will go back to portsmouth . tabitha : you know , miguel may fall in love with her . kay : no , that 's not going to happen . tabitha : oh , why not ? kay : because he said he loves me . tabitha : oh , and you love him , eh ? kay : i never said that . tabitha : oh , kay , you do n't have to . your jealous rage over siren says it all loud and clear . if i were you , i would go back upstairs and tell miguel your true feelings before he falls for siren . [ scene_break ] beth : ok . mommy checked . we did n't leave anything behind from our visit . so now we can go , ok ? uh - oh . guess what ? marty , we get to play hide - and - seek from your daddy again -- already . let 's go . come on . luis : oh , the police must have locked up the place on their way out . oh , man . [ footsteps ] luis : sounds like beth 's footsteps . you know what they say : the perpetrator always returns to the scene of the crime . [ footsteps ] luis : got you ! fancy : ah ! luis : fancy , oh , i thought you were beth . i am sorry . fancy : it 's ok . i know how desperate you are to find marty . actually , that 's why i followed you here . i want to help . luis : well , that 's nice of you . actually , it reminds me of something that sheridan would do . you 've got a lot of her in you , you know ? fancy : thanks , luis . getting to know aunt sheridan as an adult has been such a gift for me . i mean , she 's been through so much , more than most people could bear , but it has n't hardened her heart or broken her spirit . she still has hopes and dreams and faith and love . luis : wow , you really do get sheridan . it must be because you have more of her in you than you realize . fancy : thank you , luis . so what do we do about beth and marty ? luis : i do n't know . i was hoping that i would come here and find some sort of clue as to where beth went and then the door 's locked and you probably do n't want to have to bail me out of jail again . fancy : you know , there 's something familiar about the gallery name . oh , wait , wait , wait , wait . aha , i knew it . luis : what ? fancy : i 'm supposed to come to an opening here . how 's that for a coincidence ? luis : i 'm starting to think that there 's no such thing as coincidences in rome . i mean , really , practically half of harmony is here . fancy : it is strange , is n't it ? luis : yeah . did you manage to work everything out with noah after you guys left the catacombs ? fancy : no , we did n't . luis : well , remember every couple has its share of problems . fancy : noah and i are n't a couple , not anymore . he is back with his ex , and i 'm fancy free . luis : wow , i -- you know , i really ca n't even think of a reason as to why a guy would leave you -- especially noah . i have known him since he was a kid . he has always been a real stand - up guy . fancy : not anymore . at least not with me . luis : you mind if i ask what happened ? fancy : it 's a long story , too long to get into now , and besides , you are here to find marty , not to listen to my troubles . luis : yeah , well , if i had just listened to sheridan in the first place about marty , i would n't even be here looking for him , and if i could have just taken that leap of faith ... you know the rest . she marries chris , she 's pregnant with his child and is supposedly in love with me . fancy : you think taking marty back to sheridan will prompt her to leave chris ? luis : well , sheridan says no , but that 's just sheridan being sheridan . i know once i bring marty back to her , there 's no way that she can stay away , and deep down i think that chris knows it as well . fancy : well , chris has been good to aunt sheridan and i know they both love each other , but sheridan loves you more . i know it . i mean , you 're an amazing man to do all this to win her back . i think you deserve all the happiness you can get . luis : oh , well -- thank you . you do , too . fancy : from your lips to god 's ears . luis : not really making any headway here , are we ? fancy : mm . luis : yeah , well , why do n't i walk you back to your hotel ? fancy : ok . [ scene_break ] [ knock at door ] man : good evening , sir . miss lopez - fitzgerald ordered room service . noah : yeah , i 'll take it from here . simone : yum . noah : ah . here you go . man : grazie . noah : all right . it 's been a very long day for all of us . so , um , manga , and then get some rest . oh , and remember , do -- jessica : do n't open the door unless we know who it is . noah : gold star . see you , guys . jessica : good night , noah . mm , let 's eat . all : oo . yes ! [ scene_break ] chad : whitney ? whitney , you down here ? chad : how can whitney look like a woman who lived thousands of years ago ? luis , look . luis : what ? chad : the woman in the fresco , that 's whitney ! well , luis said he was convinced that he and sheridan lived in past lives . maybe whitney did , too . i just wish whitney was around so i could show her this . whitney : i will obey the voice of god . chad : whitney ? is that you , whitney ? whitney : chad ? chad : whitney ? whitney : chad , listen to me . you should n't be here . look , go home . go back to harmony . chad : no , whitney . i am not leaving rome without you . whitney : you have to . i ca n't go home with you . i can never see you again . chad : whitney , i love you , and you love me , too . whitney : no , no , we ca n't . chad : and most of all , miles needs you , whitney . our son needs his mother . whitney : look , just go home . go be a father to miles . go find someone else to love . i ca n't go with you . chad : whitney , come on . you ca n't live down here in this cold crypt full of dead people . whitney : i am doing god 's work , chad ! chad : this is crazy , whitney . you need to come home to harmony with me . whitney : i ca n't . not without giving in to temptation . now go home and never come back . chad : no , whitney . i 'll be damned if i let miles grow up without a mother . now , look . i am going to find you and i am taking you home ! whitney : no , no , chad ! no ! [ scene_break ] kay : i am not going to throw myself at miguel to keep siren from being with him , ok ? i love fox . tabitha : well , then leave miguel alone and let the poor lad find his own happiness . kay : i do n't have a problem with that , as long as he does n't find it with siren . she 's not right for him . tabitha : and who in your opinion would be right for him ? kay : anyone but her . tabitha : oh , kay , you 're not fooling anyone . you still care about miguel . it 's obvious . kay : i am engaged to be married . tabitha : well , never mind . you care about miguel and you 're jealous of siren . kay : i am not ! tabitha : you are too ! kay : i am not ! tabitha : are too ! kay : i want miguel to be happy ! just not with siren . tabitha : oh . [ scene_break ] miguel : siren , stop . i ca n't do this right now . i mean , i have to get dressed and go to work . i mean , the boat 's heading out at dawn , and i ca n't be late . i need the money too much . siren : i understand , and i do n't want to make you late , but when you get back from work , just remember i am going to make you one very happy human . miguel : human ? siren : i meant he - man . [ scene_break ] jessica : mm , this is to die for . paloma : and we almost did . simone : yeah , it 's weird how we were all so scared before , at that club with those weird people and then later with those two guys who were threatening to kill us , but , i do n't know , now that we 're back here all safe and sound , and eating the best italian food i have ever had -- paloma : uh - huh . simone : i feel good about things . i feel like the worst is behind us . you know , i bet that we solve the mystery of those stolen paintings , how they 're connected to alistair , and what that symbol on those paintings and those weird people at the club means . paloma : mm , i 'm with you , simone . tonight was dangerous , but it was exciting , too . i like playing detective . jessica : me , too . we 're like `` nancy drew `` and `` charlie 's angels `` rolled into one . simone : yeah . and all that stuff i said about horror movies and the killer lying in wait just biding his time , waiting to jump on us , i was just being a drama queen . jessica : yeah , i do n't know , simone . i may have been a serial killer back when spike had me turning tricks , and now you and paloma are locked in here with me and all these knives . paloma : that 's not funny , jess . jessica : yeah , i know it 's not . i 'm sorry . i guess it 's just my way of coping with the thought that i may really be a murderer . damn spike for what he made me do . damn him straight to hell . simone : jess , you 're a world away from him now . spike ca n't hurt you here in rome . jessica : thank you . spike : my little jessica , you and your gal pals are in for one rude awakening . [ scene_break ] luis : so everybody thought that the body being cremated in bermuda was sheridan . not me . something told me that she was still alive . and then when she finally showed up in harmony with my brother antonio , i moved heaven and earth so that we could be together again . it 's not going to be any different this time . once i find marty and bring him back to her , she 'll forgive me and then we 'll be together . simple as that . fancy : i love the way you love sheridan , luis . it 's the kind of love i hope to find one day . luis : maybe you already have . fancy : i 'm sorry . sorry , it 's not the company . i am exhausted , and as nice as this is , i think i need some sleep , and you should , too . luis : um , yeah , i 'm just still a little bit amped up after almost nabbing beth and rescuing marty . fancy : at least try to get some rest . luis : i will . fancy : good night , luis . luis : good night . fancy : take care of yourself . luis : sweet dreams . noah : hey , luis . luis : hey . noah : did you know that paloma , jessica , and simone russell are here in rome ? luis : yes . i actually ran into them earlier . they were in some sort of trouble with some guys . noah : yeah , well , they were still in trouble when i ran into them , but now they are safe and sound up in their room , locked away and pigging out on room service . luis : good . by the way , fancy just went up to her room . noah : i know ; i saw her leave . luis : i still do n't understand how you can let an amazing woman like that get away . noah : well , it 's for the best . luis : how can that be ? she 's beautiful , she 's sweet , she 's caring . she 's actually a lot like sheridan . i do n't know , man . if you think you 're going to find a better woman than that , uh , i 'd think again . noah : you 're right , luis . fancy is every man 's dream . [ scene_break ] chad : whitney , where are you ? just tell me and i 'll come to you . whitney : no , no , chad , you ca n't come to me . listen , and i ca n't come to you . we can never see each other again . chad : but we 're miles ' parents . whitney , he needs us both , you and me together . whitney : no , no , but if we see each other , we 'll give in to temptation . if that happens , one of us is going to die . chad : well , that 's a chance i am willing to take , whitney . i love you . whitney : i love you , too , chad . please believe me . i love you and i love miles . chad : well , then tell us where you are so the three of us can be a family again . whitney : no , chad , you do n't understand . i hear the voice of god and he said that if i ever even lay eyes on you again , one of us has to die , and that person wo n't be you , chad . it will be me . chad : whitney ? whitney ! whitney ! whitney ? ! whitney ? ! [ next_on ] siren : i want to throw miguel into a tide pool and make love to him . beth : sheridan will never have him ! luis : you lost , ok ? theresa : you 're about to join the mile high club .
luis and chad lost beth and marty , but thought they 'd found how she slipped out of the gallery . however , before they could go after her , they were arrested and taken to jail . thanks to a call to fancy , they were bailed out before too long . meanwhile , beth finally did slip out of the gallery , just in time for the now - free luis to almost stumble over them again . when he jumped out and grabbed fancy , who was following him , they decided to go to dinner , where he talked about sheridan and she tried not to talk about noah . luis thinks she and noah need to try to work things out , but his advice falls on ears that do n't want to hear it . chad went back to the tunnel and found whitney , but she was on the other side of a wall of rock and he could n't get to her . when he pressed her to come back home with him and miles , she ran off down the tunnel .
[ ivy gasps ] ivy : oh , sam . how did you get here ? [ sam surprises ivy by catching her on her walk from the seascape . ] sam : i knew where you were going , and i took a shortcut . are you all right ? ivy : i 'm fine . sam , i 'm fine . just call grace . she loves you , and i know you still love her . sam : ivy , she 's the mother of my children , ok ? ivy : i know , sam . i know . i missed my chance years ago . just call grace . goodbye , sam . sam : ivy , i do n't want to call grace . ivy : no ? sam : no . ivy : then what do you want , sam ? sam : this . [ sam grabs ivy and kisses her . ] [ scene_break ] tabitha : everything is going swimmingly here in harmony , and i just hope my phone call will keep that couple in mexico . huh . it 's hard to believe they 've been down there all this time . but if they come back to harmony , it will rock this town to its core . [ tabitha tunes into our mystery man and woman on her gazing bowl . ] woman : you do n't mean that , paloma . paloma : yes , i do . why should i ever want to call my family ? they mean nothing to me . man : do n't say that . your mother loves you very much , and so do your brothers and sister . paloma : tio , how can you say they love me ? they send me over 3,000 miles to live here in mexico when i was just a baby . i do n't even know those people . woman : nevertheless , they are your family , and they are desperate to have you call them again . paloma : i do n't care . i do n't know them . why should i ever give a damn ? man : do n't be rude ! your aunt maria would n't approve of you using that kind of language . paloma : look , i do n't mean to be rude , but my friends are waiting . you are like godparents to me , and the only family i know are you two and my tia maria . if those people in harmony want to see me , let them come here . now , may i please go out with my friends ? man : no , not dressed like that . paloma : i 'm only wearing what all the girls wear ! man : it 's totally inappropriate , and you will go make a phone call to your family in harmony . woman : paloma , please make the call . whatever is going on there may be very , very serious . [ scene_break ] [ monitor flatlines ] luis : you got to save her . theresa : please , please , dr. russell , do n't let her die , please . eve : oh , the medication was n't working . i was afraid her body was going to give out . antonio : can you do something ? miguel : can you help her , dr. russell ? eve : i 'll do everything i can . ok , everybody , please , clear the room , quickly ! jean : everybody move out of the way , please ! we need the room ! eve : ok , give me 200 . [ charging shock paddles . ] jean : ok . 200 , ready . eve : clear ! 300 . [ charging shock paddles again . ] jean : yes . 300 , ready . eve : clear ! give me one amp . of epi . jean : one amp . of epi . [ administers a shot of epinephrine to the iv . ] [ scene_break ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places , and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet , and i , would fly on the wings of the bird , i knew , could take me highest . breathe in , breathe out , you keep me alive ; you are the fire burning inside of me ; you are my passion for life . [ scene_break ] paloma : all right . if you want me to call again , i will . man : good . woman : thank you , paloma . paloma : [ paloma pretends to call while actually cutting off the connection . ] ahem . hello ? oh , it 's the answering machine . this is paloma , and i 'm returning your call . your messages have everyone here freaked out , so call us back and tell us what 's going on , ok ? thank you . [ she pretends to hang - up . ] happy now ? man : thank you , paloma . [ woman chuckles ] paloma : now may i please go out with my friends ? man : you know what ? not -- woman : no -- as a favor to me , change your clothes , please . paloma : ok . for you , tia , and you , tio , i will . voy a cambiar , ok ? nos vemos mas tarde ? woman : si . buenos noches , senor wheeler , senora wheeler . [ our mystery man and woman are mr. and mrs. wheeler . ] mrs. wheeler : have fun . mr. wheeler : good night , girls . be good . mrs. wheeler : you know , i 'm afraid that what we 've done has damaged paloma . mr. wheeler : damaged her ? mrs. wheeler : yes , i mean -- i mean , do you see how she talks about her family ? she 's so bitter , so angry . mr. wheeler : we did the best we could . mrs. wheeler : i know . mr. wheeler : at least we 've been here to watch over her all these years , even though she does n't know who we really are . mrs. wheeler : i know , but i have never seen her this angry . i worry about what 's in store for her . tabitha : oh . i 'd have it easier being a damn juggler in the circus . trying to keep charity and miguel apart , trying to keep sheridan and luis apart , and now i 've got to worry about those two coming back to harmony . [ scene_break ] eve : clear . tabitha : and what will happen if pilar dies ? [ watching the scene at the hospital on her gazing bowl . ] eve : jean , shut the door . jean : yes , doctor . [ scene_break ] julian : i 'm truly sorry , luis , and i know that my standing here 's a bitter reminder of what you gave up when you turned those c.d.s back to father . luis : yeah , well , i did the right thing , even though i wanted to expose you and your father more than anything . but when i found out that alistair could get my mother into this experimental drug program , obviously i had no choice . julian : you also gave up your one chance to get sheridan back in your life . luis : well -- julian : and i do believe that you 're right about father brainwashing sheridan to forget you . those c.d.s would have proved it . luis : yeah , well , looks like i 'm going to lose my mother now anyway , does n't it ? yeah . i 'm going to lose the two women i love the most . [ scene_break ] eve : still no pulse . let 's try again . give me 350 . [ charging defibrillator paddles . ] jean : 350 , ready . eve : clear . [ alarm ] jean : we 've lost her , doctor . eve : give me one amp of adrenaline . jean : one amp . of adrenaline . [ scene_break ] theresa : they gave mama adrenaline right into her heart . whitney : and if that does n't work ? miguel : it has to . [ alarms stop ] [ scene_break ] luis : dr. russell , what 's happening ? is she alive ? miguel : dr. russell , please tell us what 's going on . theresa : she 's dead , is n't she , dr. russell ? mama 's dead . eve : pilar 's alive . she 's come back with a strong pulse and heartbeat . theresa : oh , thank you , god ! antonio : you say she 's come back , but what 's next ? sheridan : what 's happening with her blood disease ? miguel : well , since the experimental drug did n't work , what do we try now ? eve : well , i just talked to the lab because i wanted to see the results of her last blood test , and it appears that pilar has turned a corner . luis : what ? eve : the drugs are working for her now . theresa : so she 's going to be ok ? she 's going to recover ? eve : all indications are yes . she 's going to be frail and recuperating from the trauma for a while , but the prognosis is good . i think we 've all witnessed a miracle . sheridan : eve , you 're the miracle . luis : thanks , doc . whitney : fox , can you tell me why your father 's here ? fox : well , you know , whitney , pilar was our housekeeper for years , so he probably -- whitney : no , no , that 's not why he 's here . he 's here because of my mother . chad : let it go , ok ? sheridan : antonio , why do n't you use this time to put aside your differences with luis . you know , reconnect , be brothers again . antonio : no , sheridan . i did n't forget what happened earlier in the chapel -- luis trying to manipulate you once again and trying to tell you how alistair somehow had you brainwashed to make you forget you love him . it 's crazy . sheridan : look , i know that we did n't see it , but eve said that luis had proof , but he gave up the evidence to save pilar . antonio : well , then , eve must have been fooled , too . i do n't believe a word luis says . he 'll do anything to try to get you back , sheridan . i do n't believe him at all . come on , let 's go . sheridan : wait . do n't you want to wait and see pilar ? antonio : yeah , she probably needs her rest right now . i tell you what -- we 'll come back when there 's nobody here . come on . [ antonio and sheridan leave the hospital . ] miguel : when can we see our mother ? eve : oh , well , sure , you can go in for a few minutes , but then i want you to all go home and get a good night 's sleep . theresa : and you 'll call us if there 's any changes ? eve : of course i will . luis : come on . theresa : thanks . so , she 's all right ! chad : are n't you so proud of your mother for saving pilar 's life ? whitney : yes , i am . but that 's about all . [ scene_break ] nurse : it 's pilar 's results . eve : oh , thank you . [ scene_break ] fox : excuse me , beautiful , ok ? theresa : ok . fox : it 's ok . excuse me , nurse . my father , julian crane , was talking to me about some blood -- nurse : oh , mr. crane , we are so sorry . it was a terrible mix - up . someone made an awful mistake when your father came in with his gunshot wound . they must have grabbed the wrong bag of transfusable blood . fox : his gunshot wound ? nurse : mm - hmm . fox : right . yeah , i know . i know he has a -- he has a rare blood type . nurse : he could have died without a transfusion , even from a superficial wound . that 's why he keeps a supply of his own blood on hand , but he was given someone else 's blood by mistake . fox : why is n't he dead ? nurse : that 's what 's amazing . whoever donated the blood has the same rare type as your father . fox : really ? nurse : mm - hmm . fox : how can that be ? nurse : well , it had to be from one of his children . either you or one of your siblings must have donated blood here . fox : right . ok . thanks . nurse : mm - hmm . fox : huh . my father gets shot again . he does n't mention it . i have n't donated any blood . i know my sisters have n't donated any blood . what the hell is this all about ? [ scene_break ] julian : well , you know , you saved pilar 's life . eve : well , i 'm just glad that experimental drug finally kicked in and started helping her . now we may have another miracle . julian : what 's that ? eve : this is going to help us search the blood bank , because whoever donated that blood for your transfusion has to be our son . julian : perhaps he lives here in harmony . eve : i ca n't wait to get to the computer . we 're going to find him , julian . we 're going to find our son . [ scene_break ] chad : oh , i 'm going to come back and give blood soon . whitney : you 're such a good person , baby . what made you decide to donate blood ? chad : well , they told me i had a rare type and it was needed . whitney : hmm . [ scene_break ] theresa : mama ? luis : hey . theresa : how are you feeling ? pilar : i 'm a little tired . i 'm happy . i 'm so happy . all my children are here . hey . where 's antonio ? luis : well , he and sheridan left a few minutes ago . i 'm sure they 'll be back . pilar : did you talk with him ? did you have a talk with antonio ? luis : yeah -- why do n't we talk about that when you 're feeling better , ok ? you -- you just get some rest and relax , ok ? pilar : ok , mijo . luis : i love you . pilar : i love you , too , mijo . theresa : i love you , too , mama . pilar : oh , my angel . theresa : bye . pilar : bye . miguel : me , too . pilar : bye , miguelito . miguel : see you tomorrow , ok ? pilar : ok . i love you , mijo . goodbye , mijo . [ scene_break ] [ back in the hospital lobby . ] miguel : hey , luis , i know what you had to give up to save mama 's life , and i just want to say thank you . theresa : yeah , the only reason mama is alive is because you gave back those c.d.s to alistair . thanks . luis : yeah . i 'm just glad she made it , you know . and i 'm still hopeful that -- look , i 'll get back with sheridan someday . how , i do n't have a clue , but -- [ scene_break ] [ back at her flat , tabitha has been watching everything at the hospital in her gazing bowl . ] tabitha : ha ! how are you going to get sheridan back ? well , i 'll tell you , my friend . you are n't going to get her back , not if i have anything to do with it -- never . it 'll never happen . really . oh , i do n't know which situation to handle first ! shall i take care of those two and make sure they do n't come back to harmony , or shall i make sure that sheridan and luis are parted forever ? you know , i could really use some guidance here . [ photos of sheridan , then luis , then antonio appear in mid - air around tabitha . she takes down an 8x10 black and white of each person . ] well , i guess that 's pretty clear . i 'm on it . tabitha : begone ! [ the photos vanish . ] hmm . when i have finished with you , you three will never recover . i am going to destroy this love if it 's the last thing i do ! [ scene_break ] ivy : oh , sam -- sam , what are you doing ? sam : i 'm trying to show you how i feel about you . ivy : oh . what about grace ? you were just telling me what a wonderful marriage you had with grace and how being with grace was the happiest time in your life . sam : it was . that was before david came to town and i found out he was grace 's husband , before she had amnesia and married me . now that 's all in the past . ivy : what about the things i did to you ? what about my running to you on the night i married julian and running away from you the next morning and turning my back on our love ? sam : that was painful , too . but i moved on . ivy : are you saying you could just forget and that you want to move on with me ? sam : yes . i want to start our future right now . [ scene_break ] mrs. wheeler : but i 'm concerned about paloma . you heard her . she said that we 're like her godparents . if she only knew who we really were . mr. wheeler : no , she ca n't know , not yet . honey , come here . mrs. wheeler : hmm ? mr. wheeler : please do n't be worried , hmm ? mrs. wheeler : it 's not just paloma . i wonder who made that strange phone call to us telling us not to come back to harmony . who would do that ? mr. wheeler : i ca n't imagine . no one from harmony knows we 're here . mrs. wheeler : i 'm not so sure . do you think that call had anything to do with the calls coming in to paloma ? mr. wheeler : no , i do n't think so . mrs. wheeler : i 'm afraid that it 's just all coming back to us , we 've caused so much pain , and i have this very strong feeling that we 're going to have to face what we 've done . mr. wheeler : you 're overreacting . what we did ; we did for love . we had no other choice . i could n't have lived without you . mrs. wheeler : nor i without you . mr. wheeler : now , that phone call you got , hmm ? that might have been a hallucination , your imagination running wild . mrs. wheeler : no , it was not my imagination . i heard someone telling me that we were never to contact anybody in harmony ever again . mr. wheeler : all right , all right . let 's just -- let 's just give it a little time , and then we 'll figure out exactly what we have to do . mrs. wheeler : really ? you 'll consider it ? mr. wheeler : yeah , i 've been meaning to talk to you about this . if you really want to go back , then that 's what we 'll do . we 'll take the next flight out to harmony . paloma : why would the two of you want to go to harmony ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : antonio . tonight i am going to make antonio do exactly what i want him to do ! [ tabitha chuckles and hums while drawing an aura around the antonio 's head and a black cat over his shoulder . ] tabitha : lovely , if i do say so myself . and now just one more little detail and everything will be perfect . [ scene_break ] sheridan : you know what ? antonio , we can not leave while you 're still estranged from your family . antonio : sheridan , you are the only family i need now . tomorrow we 're going to be back in st. lisa 's , where we can live our lives and be happy without interference from anyone . now , you said you want that , too . sheridan : yes , but -- you know , i got a lot a little scared when you said you would make sure that luis would never manipulate me again . you know , i was a little afraid that you would kill your own brother . antonio : well , the fact of the matter is , yes , i 'm still mad at luis , but i want to forget all that right now . look , i just want us to go to bed , get a good night 's rest , go to st. lisa 's tomorrow . we 're going to leave first thing in the morning , ok ? sheridan : all right . i 'm going to go take a bath and unwind . antonio : ok . i 'm going to finish packing and then hit the sack , so -- sheridan : ok . antonio : good night . sheridan : good night . [ scene_break ] tabitha : there . perfect . [ tabitha finishes her drawing and magically makes the cat she drew on the photo come to life . ] tabitha : hello , kitty , well , what are you waiting for ? psst -- go ! go , go ! go to antonio ! [ the black cat dives through gazing bowl water and splashes tabitha . tabitha gasps ] tabitha : oh ! oh , very nice . well , thank you very much . tabitha : come , antonio . follow , follow the cat . he will lead you to my flat . antonio : what the heck ? how 'd you get in here ? [ the black cat materializes on antonio 's bed . cat meows ] tabitha : come , antonio . come to me . do follow the cat and luis will be through . come , antonio . follow , follow the cat . [ the cat leads antonio out of his room and toward tabitha 's house . ] tabitha : that 's it , love . good kitty ! and when antonio comes to my house , he , luis , and sheridan will be finished , kaput ! [ scene_break ] ivy : oh , sam . what about grace ? sam : you and i are together right now . i have feelings for you , and i want to see where these feelings take us . ivy : sam , are you sure ? i mean , can we just -- sam : shh . let me make love to you . ivy : what ? sam : let me make love to you right now . [ sam embraces ivy . ] [ scene_break ] sheridan : antonio ? antonio , are you here ? oh , no . i hope he did n't go to find luis . oh , please do n't let him do anything stupid . [ scene_break ] luis : somehow , some way i 'm going to get you back , sheridan . i 'll find a way . tabitha : oh , no , you wo n't , luis . you will never get sheridan back . [ scene_break ] [ the black cat appears in tabitha 's house . antonio is close behind . ] tabitha : hello , puss - puss . you brought me a present , have n't you ? hmm ? [ tabitha makes the cat vanish . ] tabitha : antonio , please come in . antonio : who are you ? what 's going on ? how did i get here ? tabitha : you came for help , and you came to the right place . antonio : i do n't understand . tabitha : you want to keep luis away from sheridan , do n't you ? i can help you do that . antonio : what ? tabitha : i 'm warning you , antonio . you must stop luis going after sheridan or you will lose her forever . antonio : no . tabitha : no , do n't -- do n't worry . it 's all right . i 'm going to help you . i 'm going to help you get rid of luis . [ scene_break ] eve : all right , i 'm in the database . now we can start searching for our son . julian : is n't there some sort of privacy issue ? do n't people who donate blood have a right to be anonymous ? eve : well , that only applies to the personal health history of the donor . julian : oh , so this really is possible ? eve : yes . i 'm just going to look for the men who would be our son 's age . and with your blood type being so rare , it should n't be hard to find the donor . and then we will have found our son . julian : what is it ? eve : do you know what this means , julian ? this means that our son is in harmony , so we have to find him before something disastrous happens . julian : well , what are you talking about ? eve : remember when i told you that my worst fear is that our son would meet and fall in love with one of my daughters ? oh , god , we ca n't let that happen . [ scene_break ] whitney : i honestly do n't believe my mother . she actually snuck off with julian once again . chad : you do n't know that . whitney : no -- chad : your mother probably just went home . whitney : honey , i saw them walking away together holding hands . my mother -- i mean , it 's like i do n't even know her anymore . you know what i 'm saying ? and if she can carry on the way she is with julian , if she can lie to my father the way she is constantly , what other secrets could she have ? [ scene_break ] theresa : hey . fox : hey . theresa : hey . you ok ? you look a little upset . fox : no , it 's nothing , it 's nothing . theresa : no , it 's ok . you can tell me . i want to help you . i mean , you 're always here for me , so let me be here for you . fox : yeah , ok , ok . bear with me on this one . my father keeps an extra supply of blood on hand here at the hospital because , you know , there could be an emergency and he 's got a rare blood type , right ? theresa : right . fox : well , i just found out that the brilliant geniuses here at the hospital gave him the wrong blood when he needed a transfusion . theresa : oh , my god . ok , is your dad all right ? what happened ? fox : no , he 's great . he 's doing real good . look , i do n't know the whole story , but the nurse said that the blood was donated by one of his kids and that that 's the reason that the blood type matched . theresa : ok , well , then , that 's good , is n't it ? fox : no , theresa , no , it 's not good . it 's not good at all . i know for a fact that none of julian 's kids ever donated any blood . i did n't donate any blood . i know my sisters did n't donate any blood . they have n't been home in ages . you see what this means ? huh ? theresa : no . fox : well , it means that julian 's got some bastard kid out there , right , which really sucks for me , because i woke up this morning the only male crane heir , first in line to inherit . if this kid decides to come back , i could lose everything ! [ scene_break ] paloma : why would you two want to go to harmony ? mrs. wheeler : we 're concerned about you , paloma . mr. wheeler : si . i mean , we 're worried about the phone calls from your family . if something bad is happening and you have to go back , then we 'd want to go there with you , to support you . paloma : oh . well , thank you , but i 'm sure everything 's fine there . estoy ahora mejor ? mrs. wheeler : yes , that 's much better . thank you . mr. wheeler : now you look like a proper young lady . paloma : i 'm sorry i was such a brat earlier . i lost my temper . mrs. wheeler : oh , that 's all right , sweetheart . paloma : ok , i 'm going to grab a bottle of water for the road , hmm ? mr. wheeler : she 's a good girl , mm - hmm . mrs. wheeler : yes , she is . but , honey , i 'm still -- i 'm still worried about what 's going on back in harmony . mr. wheeler : i read the papers , i checked the internet . nothing catastrophic has happened in harmony lately . mrs. wheeler : i just ca n't get that warning call out of my head . i hope that everyone we care about back there is safe and sound . [ scene_break ] [ pounding on door ] sheridan : luis , luis , are you there ? it 's me ! open up ! [ pounding ] luis : what 's -- [ pounding ] luis : sheridan ? hey . what 's going on ? what are you doing here ? sheridan : i just -- i just want to make sure that you 're all right ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : do you know where your wife is tonight , antonio ? [ tabitha shows antonio where sheridan is with the gazing bowl . ] antonio : it 's hank 's apartment . sheridan 's with luis ? [ scene_break ] luis : am i dreaming , huh ? sheridan : no , luis , you 're not dreaming . i 'm -- i 'm really here . luis : ok , ok . well , why are you here ? sheridan : i was worried about you . i got out of the bath and antonio was gone , and he was so angry with you . i was afraid that he would come here . i was afraid he would try and hurt you . luis : you were worried about me . sheridan , you still care about me , and you were thinking about me . i 'm the man that you really love . that 's why . [ scene_break ] ivy : oh , sam . did you really mean what you said , that grace i in the past ? sam : i meant it , ivy . grace is in the past . ivy : oh . oh , sam . oh , sam -- [ sam and ivy make love . ] [ scene_break ] fox : theresa , you know , my whole life i 've been the black sheep , you know ? ethan was the one that mother doted on . he was the golden boy . and then when it finally came out that he was n't julian 's son , i was the heir . now if this bastard kid of julian 's decides to come home to roost , i 'll just keep ending up losing a bigger and bigger slice of the pie . [ scene_break ] [ computer beeps ] julian : what 's going on ? eve : the search is over . julian : what do we know ? eve : nothing . julian : what do you mean , nothing ? eve : oh , there is a privacy lock on the list of donors . julian : well , is there any way around it ? eve : no . no . our son could be anywhere . i thought that it would be easy to find him if he was in harmony . julian : do n't worry , eve . we 'll find him . i swear to you we 'll find our son . [ scene_break ] chad : baby , i know you 're upset about your mom , but i 'm upset , too . whitney : you 're upset ? what are you upset about ? chad : well , you have n't kissed me in , like , 10 minutes . [ whitney giggles ] whitney : well , baby , i think there 's something we can do about that . chad : yeah ? whitney : yeah . [ scene_break ] theresa : fox , you know that alistair is not going to give the crane fortune to someone who is n't legally a crane . fox : yeah , i do n't know . i would n't be so sure . theresa : well , you remember when it came out that ethan was really sam bennett 's son ? fox : yeah . theresa : and they stripped him of everything . it 's all about being a full- blooded crane , and that 's what you are . fox : you 're damn right that 's what i am . theresa : ok . so there 's no way alistair is going to let a bastard child be the next crane heir . fox : yeah , ok . ok , theresa , you 're probably right , actually . yeah , but still , whoever the bastard is i hope he stays gone , you know , and decides not to come out of the woodwork and claim his stake in my family 's fortune . [ scene_break ] mr. wheeler : you worry too much , honey . like i said , paloma 's a good girl . mrs. wheeler : well , she always has been . but i am sure she has suffered , being sent here away from her family . and the scars of that separation could surface one day . paloma : ok , i 'm ready . see you later . mrs. wheeler : see you later . mr. wheeler : do n't stay out too late . paloma : i wo n't . mrs. wheeler : good night , dear . paloma : good night . mr. wheeler : buenas noches . [ mr. and mrs. wheeler go upstairs to bed . ] paloma : buenas noches . paloma : oye , que estas haciendo aqui ? [ a mystery boy sneaks and begins kissing paloma . ] man : pues vine para ti ? tu amigas me dicieron que todabia estabas aqui ? paloma : si . man : what 's with the outfit ? paloma : oh , right . [ she strips out of her proper jacket and dress and has her mini dress on underneath . ] paloma : whoo - hoo . man : much better . [ paloma giggles ] man : let 's go . paloma : yeah . [ scene_break ] antonio : what 's sheridan doing there ? why is she with luis ? tabitha : just keep watching , antonio . all your questions will be answered . sheridan : luis , you do n't understand . i came here because i was afraid antonio would do something stupid . i did n't want him to hurt you because he 'd wind up in jail ! luis : no , no , no . you were protecting -- sheridan , you were protecting me because you love me . sheridan : luis , listen to me . once and for all , i am in love with antonio . he is the man that i 'm going to spend the rest of my life with , and nothing is going to change that . luis : well , i 'm going to change that . i 'm going to prove to you that i 'm the man that you want to be with and i 'm the man that you love . antonio : damn you , luis ! [ next_on ] eve : i 'm sorry , ethan . it does n't look good . ethan : i do n't think gwen will be able to take losing another child . pilar : you have made a terrible mistake , mija , one that will cost you and many innocent people for years to come ! antonio : i 'm going to put a stop to luis once and for all .
sam convinces ivy he wants to move on with her and forget about grace , since she is now in his past . sam kisses ivy and they end up making love on the beach . pilar is shocked back to life , and the latest blood test shows that the experimental drug is taking effect . pilar will recover from her illness . eve tries to track down her missing son through the blood donor bank , but it is privacy protected . chad tells whitney that he donates blood because he has a rare blood type . fox gets a clue that julian may have another child that no one knows about .
sam : jess , honey , are you ok in there ? i 'm worried about you , jess . sweetheart , i love you , no matter what . you 'll always be my little girl . sweetheart , i know you 're hurting . i want to help you . please , jessica , open the door . let me help you . [ tabitha laughs ] tabitha : oh , endora . what does the ducky say ? quack , quack , quack ! yes . and then a big , bad hunter comes along with his great big gun , and he tries to shoot the ducky -- bang , bang , bang ! but our rubber ducky has a surprise for the big , bad hunter . yes , he has great big , bloody teeth , and he eats the hunter in one big [ tabitha laughs ] tabitha : i knew you 'd like that story . oh , my . look who 's taking a swim with our rubber ducky . it 's sheridan and luis . oh , there 's trouble afoot for those two , i can feel it in my bones . do n't you just adore it when a couple so in love are headed for disaster , huh ? oh . oh , drat , it 's gone all out of focus . endora , help me with the reception , will you , darling ? luis : sheridan , all your work . sheridan : well , there 's no point in decorations for a homecoming party for marty when he 's staying with beth ! why is it that you can accept anything that beth tells you , but when i tell you that marty is my son , you think i 'm crazy ? luis : sheridan -- sheridan : why do you believe beth over me every time ? luis : i want to believe you . i really do . ok ? but the d.n.a . test proved that beth is marty 's mother . sheridan : oh , here we go again with proof . do the instincts of the woman you love carry any weight with you whatsoever ? luis : of course they do . sheridan : just not enough . because my lover , the policeman , needs proof because my word is n't good enough . luis , what does that say about our relationship ? tabitha : oh , endora , we have picked a peachy time to tune in . we are about to witness the demise of sheridan and luis . [ scene_break ] judge : as to the matter of custody for the infant , jane winthrop , i 've reached a decision based on what i feel is best for the child . these documents are very revealing , mr. winthrop . frankly , madam , the story of how this child came into the world disturbs me . you drugged the winthrop 's ' surrogate mother , took her place , and stole their fertilized eggs . theresa : but jane is n't their child , your honor ! she 's mine biologically . judge : silence ! yes , the child is yours biologically , but the way in which you managed to get impregnated by mr. winthrop does n't bear scrutiny . your behavior unnerves me , ms. lopez - fitzgerald . even in my own courtroom , you 've erupted in emotional outbursts and personal attacks against both mr. and mrs. winthrop . i ca n't in good conscience ignore this new information . after a trial period , i will revisit the situation to make a decision on permanent custody , but for the moment , i believe the safest and most stable environment for the child is with her biological father and stepmother . i award temporary custody of baby jane winthrop to mr. and mrs. winthrop , effective immediately . [ judge pounds gavel ] gwen : we did it , honey . we did it ! oh ! theresa : no , no , i wo n't let them take my baby . i wo n't ! pilar : theresa ! ethan : theresa ! theresa : bitch ! gwen : aah ! get off of me ! ethan : theresa , get off ! get off her ! theresa : you wo n't get away with this ! get off me ! rebecca : there , did you see that ? gwen : are you crazy ? rebecca : she 's insane ! she 's the one who should be locked up . pilar : theresa , calm down ! theresa : give me my baby . i will never let you three witches touch her ! pilar : shh . [ judge pounds gavel ] judge : i said order ! bailiff : guards , in here now ! theresa : let me go ! you wo n't have my child ! guard : come on , come on . theresa : no ! judge : guards , take ms. lopez - fitzgerald into custody . theresa : no . judge : i find her in contempt of court . theresa : no , please -- judge : and i 'm also charging you with assault . theresa : no . no , i just want my baby ! you ca n't take her from me ! judge : you have no one to blame for your position except yourself . take her away . theresa : no . no ! just get off me ! [ scene_break ] sheridan : luis , what does your distrust of everything i say say about us , our relationship ? luis : sheridan , it is not that i distrust you . sheridan : no , it 's just that you do n't believe me . well , you ca n't have it both ways . you always take beth 's word over mine when i am telling you the truth . i mean , how many times have i told you the truth ? i know beyond the shadow of a doubt that beth is the one that kidnapped me and stole my baby . marty is my child , not hers . i was held in beth 's basement , but you fight me at every turn when you should just support me and love me unconditionally . luis : sheridan , i do support you . i have tried to prove every accusation that you have made . i even arranged for the d.n.a . test , and what happened ? it proved that marty is beth 's child . you got to let go , sheridan . you do not have one scrap of proof for anything that you have said , and there is no court in the world that is going to support us without proof . sheridan : you know , you just do n't get it , do you , luis ? i am not talking about the court here . i 'm talking about us . i would understand if a judge asked for more proof , or sam or the d.a . what i do n't understand is when the man that i love asks for proof before he 'll give me the benefit of the doubt when you should just do that out of simple faith , out of trust , out of love . tabitha : oh , this is marvelous . sheridan 's on to you , luis . she knows you do n't believe her . and a rift that deep will never heal . this may be the thing that tears them apart forever , but i think it 's going to take some time . oh , you have to be patient , my little demon . evil comes to all those who wait . well -- oh , i know , i know -- i 'm not very patient either . i have hated waiting all these many years for disaster to strike those two . that 's why i want to speed things up a bit and pour some petrol on the fire of their destruction . [ tabitha laughs ] tabitha : yes , of course you can help , my little witchling . every lifetime so far , i 've had to tear luis and sheridan apart all on my own -- well , except for timmy , of course . but he was always a bit of a wet noodle when it came to evil . he always got squeamish when it came time to go in for the kill . so it 'll be wonderful to have some unconditional help this time around . oh , think of it , think of it -- a mother - daughter team of doom . oh , endora , you clever girl ! oh , oh , of course . `` team evil . `` oh , let 's have some popcorn . [ scene_break ] sam : come on , jess . i really need to know that you 're in there . jessica : mom . sam : jessica , honey , open the door . kay : dad , what 's going on ? sam : kay , where did you come from ? kay : i just got here . i heard you calling for jessica . what 's wrong ? sam : i do n't know . either she wo n't answer or she snuck out again . kay : let me try . jessica , it 's me . what are you doing in there ? open up . jess ? i mean , please , just let us know you 're ok . you 're not being very fair to us . jessica : ca n't i get some privacy in my own room ? sam : look , sweetheart , do n't do that to me , ok ? i 'm your father . i just want to make sure you 're all right . jessica : why would i be all right ? i 'm no better off than some iraqi prisoner being tortured . sam : come on , sweetheart . you 're only on restriction , ok , with good reason . look , sweetheart , i know i made some mistakes , ok ? i did n't protect you , but i 'm making up for it now . jessica : sure , by locking me up and dragging me off to some cheap h.m.o . shrink ? i do n't want your protection . just leave me alone ! kay : it 's all right , dad . i mean , she knows you love her . we all do . she 's just going through a bad patch . just ignore what she says . she does n't mean it . sam : yes , she does , all of it . that 's why she 's so hell - bent on destroying herself , because she knows it 's killing me . kay : why bother ? she 's not going to listen to me either . [ scene_break ] theresa : please , your honor , do n't do this . i just want my baby ! judge : histrionics do n't help you , madam . theresa : but i ca n't go to jail . my daughter needs me . rebecca : gwen , you 've won . i mean , not only do you get to keep the baby , but now you can have the little tramp thrown in jail . honey , you have won the war . ethan : you understand this is what i 'm fighting against ? this back - and - forth -- this is n't a new war , rebecca . this is the same war . it 's endless , and it has to stop . gwen : wait . just stop , ok ? please do n't take theresa to jail . please just let her go now . [ scene_break ] sam : what 's all this ? it smells great . kay : that 's why i came over . i pulled out one of mom 's old recipes and got a little ambitious , so i 'm making a pot roast . sam : wow . that 's very thoughtful , kay . kay : oh . well , you know , it 's the least i can do now that ivy 's gone . kay 's voice : and considering if i had n't forced my mother out of here , our family would still be together . kay : i just want to help you and jessica . i just hate seeing what she 's done to herself . sam : me , too . she scares me . you know , she 's doing her best to hurt herself any way she can . the worst of it is i 'm to blame for everything . kay 's voice : no , dad , i am . sam : you know , she needed me . i did n't even notice . hell , maybe i 'm the one who should see a shrink . kay : dad , do n't blame yourself , ok ? you had way too much on your plate already . mom left and that must have hurt . sam : i was in shock . i was devastated . kay : suddenly she just left , and you were lonely and confused , so you just turned to ivy for comfort . sam : have you been watching `` dr. phil `` again ? kay : seriously , dad . you 're human , ok ? that 's why you got back with ivy . jessica ca n't hold that against you . sam : you want to bet ? she has every right to be angry with me . you know , i should 've made sure that you and jessica and noah were fine before i started thinking about myself , ok ? i was selfish . kay : no , you were n't . sam : yes , i was . i was just lost , and ivy was already living here in our garage , thanks to your mom 's charity . i reached out and she was there . no wonder jess is angry with me . kay : dad , do n't kid yourself . you 're not the one that jessica is mad at . it 's mom . i mean , she 's the one who deserted us . she put her needs first . she picked david over all of us and just up and walked . not you . i mean , you stayed put and you tried to put the pieces together for all of us . i know what jessica 's feeling . she 's just hurt and scared and confused . i mean , you start to wonder how much you 're worth when your own mother did n't love you enough to stay . kay 's voice : or how much you 're worth when you did n't love your own mother enough to make her stay . [ scene_break ] gwen : your honor , please stop the guards . do n't let them take theresa to jail . rebecca : honey , how many prescriptions are you taking ? i mean , are you crazy ? look , this is our chance to get rid of her . gwen : your honor , please , i do not want to press charges against theresa for assault . judge : but she attacked you in my courtroom . we 're all witnesses . i will not tolerate such behavior here . gwen : your honor , i am not excusing her behavior , but i understand it . i know where her pain is coming from . nothing hurts more than losing a child . i mean , i know . god , how i know . the pain is so deep that sometimes it can make you lash out in ways that you never would , and i do n't blame theresa for being distraught about your honor 's decision to give me custody of jane . i think theresa has suffered enough . so , please , for all of us -- i mean , for me -- for me , your honor , please , i 'd love -- please , let 's just let this go . we have to move on with our lives . i 'm not going to be the one to press charges against theresa . judge : this is a magnanimous gesture on your part , mrs. winthrop , especially considering ms. lopez - fitzgerald tried to get me to throw the book at you . gwen : perhaps , your honor , but everything worked out . i mean , you dismissed theresa 's case against me , and now my husband and i have temporary custody of that beautiful baby . so , please , can we just leave it at that ? judge : let her go . you 're lucky mrs. winthrop has such a big heart , young lady . after all your accusations , she 's the one with the most rational and fair voice today . well , i hope you learned your lesson . this violent outburst confirms i made the correct decision in awarding custody to mr. and mrs. winthrop . they 'll be able to provide a far more stable home for the child . as for the contempt ruling , i will try to follow mrs. winthrop 's merciful example and withdraw that , as well , for now . but i warn you , while my custody ruling is temporary at this time , it will take a great deal of effort on your part to convince me not to make it permanent . theresa : but , your honor -- judge : is that clear ? theresa : yes . judge : it had better be . court dismissed . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , i love you . you know that i love you . sheridan : yeah , but you do n't respect me or anything that i 've done . luis : sheridan , i try to understand these accusations that you 've made . i try so hard . sheridan : you know what ? it should n't be that hard for you because you believe anything that beth says in two seconds flat when she tries to weasel her way out of a situation . luis : i do not -- sheridan : but you ca n't believe anything that i say . luis : sheridan , i do not believe beth or anyone else over you . sheridan : oh , really ? even when a crook is arrested , by law you are supposed to give them the benefit of the doubt . but , no , not me . so when beth fed you that line today that she took money from my father to break us apart , you bought it . you know , she tells you that she has n't been working with my father , and you took that as a gospel truth . well , some detective you are . why did n't you ask her for proof or check out her story ? luis : check what story ? sheridan : i have suspected beth of working with my father for a long time . luis : ok , so why would beth feel compelled to confess now , ok ? if she was working with alistair to kidnap you and to steal marty , why say anything ? she did n't know that we know that she was at the mansion with her mother or that we suspected her of working with alistair . sheridan : oh , bull ! she knows that we suspected her , so that 's why she confessed -- to cover her tracks ! luis : oh , i do n't know . sheridan : you know what ? that 's just the point -- you do n't know . so why do you believe her over me ? why ? luis : why ? because the only solid proof that we have , the d.n.a . test , proves that what you 're saying can not be true . sheridan , marty is not our lost baby . our baby died , ok ? you can not deny the truth . sheridan : you know what ? i 'm not , because the truth lives in my heart . i know that marty is my son . my heart tells -- no , you know what ? my heart screams that marty is my son . i know that he is the one that i carried for all those months . he 's the one that i gave birth to in that horrible basement . it was his little fingers that clutched my hand , his face that i memorized . i do n't need proof . a mother knows . i know . tabitha : oh , my , that girl can talk . where 's my hankie , endora ? oh , oh , thank you . oh , my devils . i 've broken those two up dozens of times over the centuries , but this is definitely the most emotional , the most heart- wrenching . this is even worse than when he had to cut off her head in tudor , england . revolutions , wild animals , treason , icebergs . but you see , all those things were outside circumstances beyond their control , but this -- this issue of luis not accepting what sheridan knows to be true -- i mean , this could cut to the very core of their sickly eternal love . in fact , maybe i should plant that fact in dopey sheridan 's mind . endora , endora , give me a booster , will you ? give me a booster . [ scene_break ] sam : is that how you feel , kay ? because your mom left us , you are n't worth anything ? kay 's voice : i feel i 'm not worth anything because i made her leave . kay : i had to get over feeling like that long before mom left . no matter what i did , she did n't approve of me . the things i cared about did n't really matter , so -- sam : kay , honey , that 's not true . kay : a lot of it is , but it 's in the past now , so -- and in some ways , mom was right . i mean , she did n't hate me the way that i -- sam : honey , she does n't hate you . she 'll always love you . kay : yeah , well , whatever . i mean , when a girl feels rejected by her own mother , it 's devastating . i just pray that maria never feels like that about me , because that 's what i felt . and that 's what jessica feels right now . sam : then i got involved with ivy and did n't pay so now jessica feels rejected by both her parents . what a mess i 've made . but what can i do , kay ? i mean , how can i make things right ? jessica 's so hard , so angry right now . yet , underneath , i know that she 's still my little girl . i mean , all this crazy behavior is because she 's crying out for help , but how can i help her if she does n't let me ? more than anything , i want her to know that i love her very much . what am i doing , dumping all this on you ? hell , i 'm the one who screwed up . i 'm the parent , you 're the child . you do n't want to hear this . kay : look , dad -- i mean , maybe i 'm just learning , but i 'm a parent now , too . dad -- sam : yeah ? kay : there is one way that you can help jessica . sam : kay , tell me . whatever it is , i 'll do it . kay : make mom come home . [ scene_break ] ethan : even on today , of all days , i 'm reminded how much i love you . you had every reason to press charges against her , and you let her off the hook . gwen : listen , what you said to me about stopping this war between us finally got through . you know , if i press charges , then the war is going to start all over again and it 's just never going to stop . ethan : well , you are quite a woman , you know that ? gwen : honey , i do n't need revenge . i have everything i need . i have you , and now we have our beautiful , beautiful baby daughter , jane . theresa : jane is my daughter , gwen . mine . she 's not yours , and she never will be . ethan : pilar , will you keep her calm , please ? theresa : ethan , i do n't have a scalpel in my pocket . it 's going to be ok . rebecca : pity . you could use it to cut your throat . ethan : rebecca , do n't . theresa : why 'd you do this ? why did you want to punish me like this , huh ? i had every right to press charges against gwen . she almost killed me , ethan . she kidnapped our child . well , fine . look , i do n't care that she got away with attempted murder and kidnapping . i do n't care that she 's not going to jail . but what i do care about is my daughter . and i want her , ethan . you can not take her away from me . ethan : theresa , i did n't do this to punish you . i 'm doing this for the best interests of my daughter . pilar : how could you , ethan ? you should be ashamed of yourself . theresa : so , you 're trying to tell me that jane being with her mother is n't in her best interest ? i am her mother , ethan . no one is better for jane than me . you will never get my daughter . do you hear me , gwen ? ever . [ scene_break ] tabitha : in a time of crisis , a time of pain , look back through the years on your love again . through war , through grief , through famine and disaster , your love endured in spite of my master . but now the end has come , sheridan crane , as your name is now , remember -- remember your past lives with luis . remember . sheridan : goodbye , my darling . goodbye . luis : no . cleopatra . no ! sheridan : i feel like i 've known you forever . i ca n't imagine my life without you . please do not die . luis : we will meet again . i love you . i 'll love you forever . sheridan : no , liam , no . luis and i have been through so much , through so many lifetimes . tabitha : you got that right , sister . she thinks she 's been through a lot . i had to create an entire iceberg to sink the most unsinkable ship in history and break those two up . oh , yes , that was one of my finer moments . have i ever mentioned it , endora ? oh . oh , i 'm repeating myself , am i ? well , for thousands of years , your mama was quite the thing . as i 'm sure you will be one day , my darling . but i never did make the witches hall of infamy . because however hard i tried over the centuries , i could n't break sheridan and luis apart . but now it seems like i 'm not going to have to lift a finger to destroy their love . oh , no , no . it 's not going to be death that parts luis and sheridan . oh , no , it 's going to be something much worse , something they will never get over in this life . [ endora babbles ] tabitha : no . or not after this life , either , as a matter of fact . no . i 'm not going to have to work to destroy their love anymore . their love is going to be destroyed for eternity . yes . [ scene_break ] kay : just do it , dad . call mom and ask her to come home . sam : kay , i know i need to call grace and tell her about jessica , you know . i 've tried a couple of times , but they 're unreachable . they 're in the antarctic on a photo shoot . but i 'll keep trying . kay : well , you need to do more than talk to her , dad . you need to ask her to come home and make it clear that david ca n't come . and then once she 's here , yeah , she 'll be able to help with jessica . but more than that , you 'll be able to work on her , dad . she 'll be all yours . she 'll be in this house with you and with us , and you can convince her that this is where she 's meant to be . and we can be a family again , the way it used to be . come on , dad , just take a chance . maybe you can win mom back forever . [ scene_break ] theresa : you will never take my daughter away from me , ever . gwen : theresa , you are still going to be a part of her life . you can have all the visitation you want . theresa : visitation ? how good of you , gwen . i do n't want visitation , i want my daughter ! ethan : theresa , do n't attack her . she 's not out to get you . she just kept you out of jail . theresa : you know what ? i do n't need favors from gwen . gwen : theresa , listen to yourself . i mean , listen , you are your own worst enemy . you do n't know when to stop . you push and you push with these crazy schemes , and you act all totally bewildered when they blow up in your face . do not stand there and blame me that you lost jane . do n't blame ivy , do n't blame my mother , do n't blame ethan . you have no one to blame but yourself , and ethan just wants someone rational to raise his daughter . theresa : someone rational ? hmm , like you , gwen , who 's tried to kill me multiple times ? is that what you 're telling me ? rebecca : ah -- charges dropped , case dismissed . attorney : control yourself , or the judge wo n't even consider giving you your child back . rebecca : mm - hmm , it 's true . she 's just far too volatile to raise a child . in fact , if you two are n't going to go after little ethan , i think i 'm going to talk to julian about getting custody . i mean , there is no telling what kind of hell that poor child is going through in that shack . theresa : mama , you get her to shut up now . pilar : callate la boca , or you 'll have me to deal with . rebecca : oh , yoo - hoo , yoo - hoo , mr. bailiff ? did you hear that ? she threatened me . bailiff : take it outside , ma'am . court 's been dismissed . rebecca : you know , maybe i 'll tell the judge that the chili pepper does n't fall too far from the bush . you 're just as loco as your daughter . pilar : you know , it 's sad to see a human soul so stained with evil . i 'm going to pray for you tonight . rebecca : oh . is it voodoo ? oh , pilar . now , please , do n't sacrifice any chickens on my account . i mean , gwen is free , no thanks to your daughter . and she is free to raise jane as her very own daughter . theresa : no . rebecca : si . but do n't worry . we 'll show her your mug shot from time to time , just so she knows how lucky she is to not have to grow up with the tacky queen of mean as mamacita . pilar : damn you , rebecca . [ rebecca screams ] ? [ scene_break ] kay : look , i know things will never be exactly the same . but think about it , dad . i mean , you and mom back together ? we 'll be a real family again . i mean , who knows ? noah might even come home . call her . mom deserves a second chance . we all deserve second chances . just bring mom back . jessica : say yes , daddy . please say yes . sam : kay , i know i need to call your mom and tell her about jessica . who knows ? maybe she 'll come back and visit . but , kay , there 's very little chance of your mother and i getting back together . ever . [ scene_break ] rebecca : ow , ow , ow ! pilar : theresa , enough . stop it . look , she 's not worth it , ok ? she could have you arrested . do n't give her the satisfaction . rebecca : oh , well , do n't worry . i am perfectly satisfied with the day 's events . theresa : they ca n't have my baby . they ca n't . pilar : shh , mija , ok ? let 's just go home and we 'll think about what to do . gwen : theresa , we 'll give you some time to get jane 's things together and we 'll be over later to get her . theresa : who are you , ethan ? you know how i felt when little ethan was taken from me , and now you 've helped them take my daughter away from me , too ? our child ? ethan : theresa -- theresa : you know how much i love her . you know how i felt when your wife kidnapped her . you saw , ethan . you were there . how could you do this to me again ? how ? ethan : you put this whole thing in motion the minute you had her rearrested . you understand that ? theresa : you know what ? that 's not an excuse ! there is no excuse for this ! rebecca : well , tell that to the judge . oh -- oops . you already tried that . theresa : you know what ? all of you -- all of you -- you hear me good . this is far from over . the only way you will ever get custody of my daughter , my flesh and blood , is over my dead body . rebecca : promises , promises . gwen : honey , just remember -- just remember what 's best for jane , ok ? we are best for jane . [ scene_break ] luis : thought you could use some tea . sheridan : thanks . luis : sheridan -- guess i 'll go back inside . sheridan : luis ? luis : yeah ? sheridan : i 've been thinking about us . luis : me , too . sheridan : remembering . i know a lot of people thought that we were crazy , but you know and i know that we have shared many past lives together . luis : yeah . but this life is the one that i care about . sheridan : our names were different , but our souls were always the same and they always came together in love . we were always torn apart by wars , sickness , disaster . luis : the sinking of the titanic . sheridan : and then i realized that through all the centuries , you know , we were always torn apart by some external force , some horrible event that was out of our control . it never had anything to do with our love . but this time it does . luis , we 're being torn apart by us . tabitha : mm - hmm ! you got it in one , sheridan . thank you . now , be prepared . you and luis will be kaput , and sooner than you think . [ next_on ] sheridan : i 've already lost my baby boy , and now it looks like i 'm losing you , too . ethan : i knew i had a responsibility to gwen , and i met it . but make no mistake , i still love theresa . fancy : remember our kiss ? fancy : shall we try for an encore ?
sheridan and luis seem to have come to huge roadblock in their path to happiness , since she is absolutely convinced marty is her son and beth and alistair kidnapped her and stole her baby when he was born , while luis ca n't quite seem to bring himself to believe it . sheridan does n't understand how a man who claims to love her more than all else has so little support for her , yet falls for every weak alibi beth gives him . an interested bystander is gleefully watching the blowup of their relationship , since tabitha has been trying to separate them permanently for centuries . sam and kay have a heart- to - heart about jessica 's problems , and she offers him the way to help his youngest daughter - she tells him to call grace and tell her to come home , without david . he seems to be mulling it over , at least for a while .
kay : that girl 's an octopus . there 's something definitely off about siren . if i could only figure out what it is . [ scene_break ] siren : good morning , witch . ooh , what are you making ? i 'm starving . tabitha : you 're very chipper for someone who 's been up all night . siren : why waste time sleeping ? i 'm a real woman now , and i want to be ready for my miguel when he comes back from fishing . tabitha : yes , well , your miguel is going to figure out that you 're a mermaid pretty quick if you do n't knock off those midnight swims and the rest of your bizarre behavior . siren : not a chance . tabitha : well , do n't say i did n't warn you . if you 're going to eat , sit . siren : what is that ? siren : that 's disgusting . do n't you have any fresh kelp ? tabitha : that is exactly what i 'm talking about . if -- if you want to be a human , then you have to act like a human , and that means eating real food , not plankton . siren : do n't be absurd , plankton is for babies . i want fresh kelp with barnacles and a nice wriggling fish . yum . tabitha : oh , if miguel sees you eating something like that , he 's going to know in an instant that you 're a mermaid and he 'll sell you to `` ripley 's believe it or not . `` listen , dear , if you want miguel to love you , you 're going to have to start acting like a human being . try a little fried pig flesh . [ scene_break ] man : last load , miguel . we get these sorted out for the cannery , we 're through . miguel : that 's some tattoo , carl . carl : is n't she a beauty ? miguel : yeah , but she 's even hotter in real life . carl : huh ? miguel : yeah , i know the girl that modeled for your tattoo . i got to tell you , she 's even more beautiful in person , carl . carl : you are way off base , kid . my tattoo 's more than 40 years old . your friend would be my age by now . miguel : but your tattoo looks so fresh . carl : oh , that 's because i get it touched up every once in a while . i want to remember her just like i saw her 40 years ago off the coast of maine . miguel : 40 years ? i got to tell you , she 's a dead ringer for the girl i know , carl . carl : well , maybe , but it is n't her . you know why i know ? miguel : why ? carl : because the model for my tattoo was not no woman . she really was a mermaid . [ scene_break ] theresa : who sent this scary e - mail ? there 's no sender listed . theresa : `` you 'll gain ethan in rome , but lose your love , and someone from harmony will die in rome . `` this is not funny . it 's -- it 's like the fortune cookie fortune from hell . wonder who sent this . i do n't know how they knew i was going to rome . but i hope they 're right about one thing -- that i do gain ethan -- because if i have ethan , then i can handle anything . anything at all . [ scene_break ] waiter : cafe latte , signorina ? fancy : grazie . waiter : is there something wrong ? fancy : no , grazie , i 'm fine . waiter : i hope so . a bellisima woman like you in my city , the most romantic city in the world , should not look so sad . fancy : i 'm not sad . fancy : he 's right . why am i letting myself get upset over a jerk like noah bennett ? i wo n't waste my tears on him ever again . i need to move on with my life . [ scene_break ] luis : gotcha , beth . beth : luis ! luis : marty ! oh . beth : oh , oh ! officer : en arresto . beth : no , let me go ! officer : the only place you 're going is jail . luis : marty , hey . i ca n't believe i got you back . i missed you so much . i ca n't wait to bring you home to mommy ! beth : no , sheridan will never have him ! luis : hey , beth , you lost , ok ? bye - bye . marty : mommy ! luis : marty , it 's ok , it 's ok . everything 's ok now . it 's going to be perfect , son . beth : no ! marty ! no , marty ! luis : sheridan , sheridan , i did it . i found marty . he 's right here in my arms and beth is in jail . sheridan -- sheridan , do n't cry , honey . no , it 's ok , everything is perfect . oh , he 's bigger . yeah , he 's bigger . he looks even more like you . yes , i will come home today and then the three of us are going to be together . it 's going to be perfect , sheridan . forever . luis : marty and beth are here in rome . and i 'm going to bring him back to you , sheridan . nothing is going to stop me . nothing . luis : this is luis lopez - fitzgerald . i need to speak to interpol . immediamente ! [ scene_break ] theresa : is that e - mail some kind of sick joke ? theresa : it did say that i was going to get back together with ethan . theresa : wow . that sleeping pill really worked . i wonder ... theresa : hmm . [ theresa hums ] theresa : well , this is your lucky day . you 're about to join the mile - high club . [ scene_break ] luis : buongiorno . seat taken ? fancy : no , of course not . sit . luis : great . how 'd you sleep ? fancy : not well . luis : oh . sorry . seen noah ? fancy : no , and i do n't want to . luis : ok . there 's another sorry . fancy : sorry -- uh , i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to snap . but if you want noah , i suggest you check out a woman named maya chinn 's room . and if he 's not there , see if any other women have checked into the hotel because i 'm sure he 's had enough time to lie his way into one of their beds . luis : ok . you know , all this rotten stuff that i 'm hearing about noah -- it just really does n't seem like the guy that i know . fancy : then maybe you do n't know him very well . luis : look , i do n't want to butt in , but i 'm telling you , noah loves you , and it 's not just because he 's told me so . every time you walk in a room , the guy lights up . fancy : then he scammed you , too . i thought noah loved me , once , but now i know the truth . i 'll never let that con man fool me again . luis : but there 's got to be some -- fancy : do n't you want some coffee ? waiter : signorina . i knew a beauty like you could not be alone . so what would your husband like ? fancy : oh . luis : uh -- waiter : or maybe your husband is n't here , eh ? fancy : no , we 're just friends . luis : but i 'd love some coffee . waiter : i worked in rome my whole life , and i know love when i see it . giacomo is never wrong . luis : i think maybe giacomo is wrong this time , huh ? fancy : yeah . [ scene_break ] fox : what are you doing up so early ? kay : i did n't sleep . fox : not at all ? kay : barely . fox : why , what 's the matter ? kay : oh , nothing . i 'm just hot . fox : mm - hmm . i like it hot . kay : tell me something i do n't know . fox : let me guess -- you ca n't sleep because you 're worried about miguel . kay : no , do n't be ridiculous . but you ca n't tell me that you do n't think siren is weird . i mean , something about her stinks like a three - day - old fish . fox : oh , come on , kay . yeah , she 's a little bit offbeat , but that 's part of her charm . kay : `` charm `` ? fox : sure . it 's no wonder miguel 's attracted to her . kay : he 's not attracted to her . fox : could 've fooled me . kay : well , he ca n't help it if she throws herself at him every five minutes . fox : come on , kay . why does it bug you so much that he 's getting involved with another woman ? i mean , let it go . he 's a grown man . i think you 'd have a problem with any woman that miguel gets involved with . kay : that 's not true . fox : oh , no ? do n't you think you 're just a tad overprotective ? you know , if i was the jealous type , i might even be a little suspicious . kay : oh , do n't be silly . fox : i 'm not . i know how much you love me . but anyone who did n't might think you were a little jealous of siren . kay : i ca n't help it if i 'm worried about miguel . he 's been my friend forever and he 's maria 's dad . i just -- i do n't want him to get involved with the wrong woman . and siren is just strange . fox : maybe miguel likes strange . kay : yeah , well , he was in love with charity . fox : she was sweet . just goes to show , you never know what a guy might like . kay : are you saying i 'm strange ? fox : i 'll shut my mouth before i get into hot water . [ scene_break ] tabitha : you know , you do n't know enough about humanity to carry off this masquerade , siren . once miguel knows you 're a mermaid , you 're history . unless , of course , you become the star attraction at sea world . siren : i am smarter than you think . you watch . miguel will fall in love with me and we 'll be together forever and ever . tabitha : yeah , until you meet another handsome fisherman ? or maybe even a killer whale . i know you mermaids . you 're all the same . you 're so fickle , you do n't even stick with the same species . siren : not me . i 'm true blue , no tricks . tabitha : no tricks , huh ? no tricks ? tabitha : you did n't even eat one bite of my lovely breakfast . siren : well , duh . who could eat that ? it 's revolting . i want my seaweed and a nice electric eel . tabitha : yeah , well , try some coffee . and be careful , it 's hot . siren : and for your information , the way i feel about miguel is no trick . i love him with all my heart . tabitha : really ? you do n't fool me . you may look like a woman , but i know you 're a cold - hearted fish inside . if you want to do woo - woo with a mammal , why do n't you go do it with a dolphin ? siren : i want a man -- one man -- miguel mcyummy . tabitha : oh . siren : have you seen those muscles ? tabitha : you mermaids are all the same . you 're attracted to just one thing -- the male with the biggest fin . siren : not me . i 've never felt this way before . it must be love . i want to throw miguel into a tide pool where all the fishies play and make love to him over and over and over and over and over . tabitha : oh , dear . [ scene_break ] miguel : carl , no offense , but mermaids do n't exist . carl : this one did . miguel : you mean the woman who posed for your tattoo did . but she was really a woman . carl : no , she was an honest to goodness mermaid , the most beautiful thing i have ever seen . i 'll never forget her . i was about your age , i did a hitch on cod boat . i was alone on lookout . right after sunrise , we was off the coast near this big reef . i saw what i thought was a dolphin , and then up out of the water came this gorgeous blond goddess with the most dazzling smile i ever saw ... right out there in the middle of the ocean , and naked as a jaybird . she motioned for me to come to her . oh , i was mesmerized , frozen where i stood . miguel : come on , carl . carl : my tongue must have been hanging down to my knees , but then it -- it struck me -- what was she doing out there in the middle of the water ? must have fallen off a ship or something and she needed my help . so i threw her a life preserver , jumped in the dinghy , cranked up the outboard , went over to where i 'd seen her , like a madman , and there she was , floating in the water , pretty as morning . but when i reached out to pull her into the dinghy , she laughed at me and swam away . well , i followed her , but she was faster than the outboard . she disappeared . i did n't know what was going on , but i did n't want her to drown . then when i got closer to the reef , i saw her again . she was sitting up on it with the sun surrounding her like this big halo . damn , she looked like a movie star . then i realized she did n't have no legs , just this golden , shiny big fishtail that glimmered in the sunlight . well , she smiled at me , blew me a kiss , dove in the water , and disappeared . miguel : carl , mermaids do n't exist , only in fairy tales . carl : you 're just like all the rest . but i do n't blame you , kid . everybody else thought i 'd lost my mind , too , when i got back to the boat . but i know what i saw that day . her face is etched on my mind like it was carved in marble . unforgettable . that is why my tattoo is so perfect . i could see that smile clear as day in my mind , and i would n't let that tattoo artist touch me until he had sketched her right . miguel : and you never saw her again ? carl : not because i did n't want to . went out every day for years looking for her . but no luck . i still keep my eyes peeled for her every time before i go out . carl : but i guess it 's a good thing i never found her . miguel : why 's that ? carl : you do n't know about the mermaid 's curse ? miguel : the what ? carl : oh , hell , boy , if you 're going to be a fisherman , you 've got to study up . everybody knows when a man makes love to a mermaid , he can never sleep with another woman again -- ever . i guess i 'll never know if that 's really true , will i , sweetheart ? [ scene_break ] miguel : avast , ye maties ! tabitha : oh , home is the fisherman , home from the sea . siren : miguel . miguel : whoa , careful , careful , careful . i have n't showered yet . i must stink like fish . siren : i think you smell divine . miguel : hmm . look , fresh sea bass . i hope you have enough room in the freezer . i got enough for three dinners here . tabitha : oh , thank you . thank you very much , miguel . siren : whoa , it 's so fresh ! miguel : wait , you might want to wait until we clean them and cook them before you do that . siren : but i have n't had my breakfast . tabitha : oh , silly girl , always kidding around . siren : i missed you . how was your day ? miguel : i was out with carl jackson today . he 's one of the old guys . really , really knows his stuff . anyway , he told me the weirdest story about seeing a mermaid out at sea . tabitha : oh , yeah , down in florida , no doubt . they say that manatees -- miguel : no , no , no , it was near here , actually . i mean , he only saw her once about 40 years ago . he fell in love with her in a heartbeat . i mean , he was so affected by the beauty that he had her likeness tattooed on his arm . i mean , it 's amazing , he 's never even gotten over her . siren : really ? miguel : and you know what 's so bizarre is the tattoo of the mermaid looks exactly like you . [ scene_break ] pilot : mrs. crane , we 're preparing for our descent into rome . if you 'd like anything before we land , please let us know . theresa : shh ! pilot : mrs. crane ? i hope i have n't disturbed you . [ ethan moans ] ethan : what -- what the hell are you doing ? ! theresa : oh , goodness . ethan : what ? ! theresa : uh , we 're fine back here . well , we were . ethan : what are you doing ? theresa : ethan , what does it look like i 'm doing ? i 'm trying to make love to you . my god , i have not seen you smile like that for years . come on , let 's finish what we started . ethan : you are craz -- i was sleeping , for god 's sake ! theresa : no , not all of you . ethan : oh , theresa , i did n't even know it was you , come on . theresa : no , you knew it was me . i mean , you were dreaming about me . it definitely was n't gwen that you were kissing . now , come on , you know that . every muscle in your body was longing for me . ethan : did n't we just talk about this ? did n't we ? i told you i was n't going to put up with these games on this trip . my god , i 'm not going to betray my wife ! theresa : your mind says that , but your body and your heart say something different . you can not fight fate . ethan : here we go with fate . great ! theresa : yes , it is our destiny to be together , ethan . and -- and no matter what you do , it 's going to happen . i mean , god , i think it 's going to happen soon . it 's like a puzzle . you know , all the pieces are coming together . we 're going to be together . ca n't you feel it ? [ scene_break ] luis : so i 've got a meeting with the bank this morning and i 'm hoping that they 're going to be able to tell me where beth lives . and i 've already spoken with interpol . i mean , if they ca n't trace beth , then who can , right ? i 'm telling you , i am this close -- no , this close to getting marty back . oh , i ca n't wait for the moment when i finally put him in sheridan 's arms again . fancy : i know you will . i hope it 's soon . luis : yeah . fancy : sheridan is a lucky woman . luis : no , i 'm a lucky man . i mean , i will be once we finally get our lives back on track again . fancy : that would be wonderful . luis : yeah . it 's good to see you smiling again . well , you seemed so sad when i first sat down . fancy : i 'm not sad . mad , but i 'm fine now . luis : mm - hmm . fancy : yeah . luis : you know , i 'm pretty much an expert in the love - gone - wrong department . i mean , i know how much it hurts to be apart from the person that you love . fancy : do n't go there , luis . luis : i know . i know , i 'm butting in , but i think this whole thing with noah is just one big misunderstanding . i 'm telling you , he is a really good guy . maybe if you just talk it out . fancy : sorry , luis , we are way past that . luis : that man -- i know that guy . fancy : who is he ? luis : i do n't know , but i swear i know him from harmony . fancy : well , why do n't you go say hello ? luis : no , i ca n't remember his name . it would be awkward . it 's right on the tip of my tongue . [ scene_break ] theresa : and once we 're married , then we 'll have the life that we always dreamed of . ethan : i 'm tired of your dreams and your fantasies . why ca n't you just move on , huh ? theresa : never . [ ethan sighs ] ethan : how many times do i have to tell you ? i am not going to break my wedding vows . theresa : ethan , vows based on lies are n't vows at all . you know what i should do for you ? i should carry around a tape recorder so that you can hear what gwen says when you 're not around . she admits everything that she did to you . ethan : please , not again . do n't -- theresa : no , yes , yes , again . gwen and rebecca , they sold you out , ethan . they were the ones who told `` daily private lives `` that you 're really sam bennett 's son . they ruined your life . they set you up and then they framed me so that you would break up with me . ethan : where 's the proof ? theresa : i told you , gwen burned it in the incinerator in the mansion . ethan : oh . theresa : but you know what , alistair 's got his own proof . he 's just in a coma . if i could just , you know , find this j.t . cornell guy -- ethan : what ? theresa : he 's the sleazy tabloid editor that broke the story . i know he can confirm what i 'm telling you . if i could just get my hands on j.t . cornell , the truth would come out ... and that will be the end of you and gwen . [ scene_break ] luis : you 're not eating . fancy : i 'm not hungry . you sure you do n't know who that guy is ? luis : well , i swear i do know that guy . what 's his name again ? p.j . or t.j. ? man : it 's j.t . , and from now on you can forget using that name . i 'm living under an alias now . no , you do n't need to know it . i 'm on the i.r.s . most wanted list . i had to leave the u.s. and change my name . i 'm hoping if i just keep on moving they wo n't find me . now tell me , what is the statute of limitations on tax fraud ? you 're kidding . that 's bad . well , then as far as we 're concerned , j.t . cornell is dead . luis : i could swear i do know that guy . smile 's gone again . fancy : excuse me ? i 'm sorry . luis : hurts , does n't it ? fancy : i 'm fine , luis . luis : see , that 's something else that you have in common with your aunt sheridan -- you 're both lousy liars . you still love noah , do n't you ? fancy : no . luis : it 's written all over your face . fancy : yes , it still hurts . but it 's over . i 'll -- i 'll get over it . i have to . luis : well , why do n't just talk to the guy ? you can work things out . fancy : i 'm sorry , luis , you do n't know what 's happened . it 's not just that there 's another woman . luis : you see , that i do n't buy . fancy , i have known noah for a long time . he 's always been a one - woman man . fancy : and how long has it been since you 've spent time with noah ? luis : a while . since he went away to school . fancy : years and years , you mean . people change , luis . noah is not the nice guy you think he is . maybe he never was . [ scene_break ] miguel : you know , but , god , it is amazing . you do look like the mermaid on carl 's tattoo . siren : i thought you said the tattoo was 40 years old . miguel : i know , it is , but -- but , god , it 's so bizarre . tabitha , i 'm going to clean these up and put them in the fridge , ok ? tabitha : oh , great , yes , thank you . thank you very much , dear . ahem . it was you in that tattoo , was n't it ? mermaids never age . just how old are you ? stop me if i go too far . 100 , 200 , 300 ? siren : i ca n't be any older than you are , witch . i just pull it off better . [ tabitha gasps ] siren : water 's so good for the skin . miguel : you know , carl told me something else , too . he said that there was a legend or a curse that if you make love to a mermaid you will never make love to another human woman again . siren : well , duh . why would you want to ? miguel : huh ? you 're funny . can you imagine that ? tabitha : hmm , that 's a very interesting curse . i ca n't believe i never heard of it . miguel : you know , it 's a good thing mermaids do n't exist . i mean , it could really put a crimp in a guy 's social life . tabitha : yes , could n't it ? siren : all this talk of making love is making me all tingly . miguel : siren , i stink like fish . i have n't even showered yet . siren : oh , i love it . come here , mister . kay : miguel . i 'm glad you 're home . maria 's up and she 's been asking about you . you should go up and say goodbye to her before your mom picks her up . miguel : you bet . siren : ooh ! that nasty little shark stole him away on purpose . tabitha : call me switzerland . i 'm not getting involved in this . siren : two can play this little game , kay bennett . and you know , when it 's mermaid versus human , mermaid wins every time . miguel : where 's maria ? kay : oh . fox must have taken her down the back way . miguel : let 's go and find her . kay : oh , no , no , no . she 's fine . you wanted to take a shower , right ? miguel : you just said she was asking for me , kay . kay : she was . but you do really -- ew . miguel : stink ? kay : mm - hmm . miguel : i know . kay : yeah , maria always hated it when i smelled like fish guts when i 'd come back from the cannery , so you should probably take a shower and then go down . miguel : you know , if you say so . but you know what , siren did n't seem to mind the way i smell . in fact , she liked it ... a lot . kay : you see ? that 's what i mean . the girl -- she 's loony ! who in their right mind likes the smell of fish guts besides fluffy ? she 's weird . miguel : and beautiful . i like her , kay . i like her a lot . kay : miguel -- miguel : i mean it . i mean , you need to figure out a way to accept the fact that i 'm going to start spending time with her , kay ... a lot of time . kay : yeah , we 'll just see about that . [ scene_break ] siren : when has a silly human woman ever outsmarted a mermaid ? not in my lifetime , and i go way back . tabitha : you do n't know our kay very well . she has hidden depths . so tell me , fishy missy , how often do you get out in the real world ? as i understand it , you 're always locked up in mr. andersen 's fairy tale storybook . siren : and just how do you think he had the idea for the little mermaid ? from me , of course . i thought that weirdo 's eyes were going to pop right out of his head when i first surfaced in copenhagen . oh , it was so cold . anyway , you know how it works with magic . once he dreamed up that whole world , it was easy to bounce back and forth from one to the other . i was visiting the storybook when endora just yanked me right out of chapter three . tabitha : how nice for you . siren : if kay thinks she can steal my miguel away from me , maybe i 'll show her a thing or two with her fox . tabitha : oh , why me ? why me ? siren : hi , fox . fox : you guys should 've heard what maria just said . she called me daddy again . tabitha : well , well . you can understand why the poor little mite might be confused . fox : where 's endora at ? tabitha : oh , my little lazy bones is still asleep , but i must wake her up and get her dressed . in fact , i 'll take maria and get them both dressed at the same time . fox : ok . tabitha : come on , my little one . fox : i 'll get the breakfast started . scrambled eggs ok ? tabitha : oh , yes , yes , fine , but just for endora because pilar 's picking maria up and she 'll feed her . wo n't she , hmm ? [ doorbell ] tabitha : oh , my stars . pilar 's here already . oh . fox : you 're up early . siren : i never sleep when the grunion are running . what are you going to do with that ? fox : i 'm going to make scrambled eggs . siren : how do you break those ? fox : break them ? you mean crack them ? siren : whatever . fox : you do n't know how to crack an egg ? scratch that . this coming from the girl who does n't know how to make her own bed . siren : show me ? fox : ok . the trick is to not do it too hard , but you got to do it like you mean it . that 's the trick to it . siren : i always do it like i mean it . fox : ok . now you try . siren : i -- such a silly billy . would you help me ? fox : are you serious ? siren : you hold it like this ? fox : no , not exactly . ok , take it -- take it like this . ok , like that , ok ? got to put this one down , you have to crack on the bowl . kay : uh , what 's going on here ? fox : kay , where did you come from ? kay : our bedroom . fox : this is n't what it looks like . i was just showing siren how to crack an egg . kay : oh . if you want cooking lessons , you should tune in to `` martha . `` she 's a great teacher . any fool can learn how to do it . siren : i do n't need lessons on how to do it . kay : hmm . hey . kay : you know what , i 'm going to finish making breakfast and you should check in with the office . today 's a big day . fox : oh , right . siren : what 's happening ? kay : fox 's sister fancy set up a big photo shoot for an ad campaign for one of her clients . it 's for a new fragrance line . fox : and it 's a really big account and i promised i 'd look after things while fancy 's in rome , so i should get to it . siren : thank you for teaching me how to crack an egg . i 'd love to cook with you anytime . kay : what the hell do you think you 're doing ? siren : that should be my line . [ scene_break ] ethan : there is no proof . there is no proof whatsoever about any of the things that you say gwen has done , all right , and furthermore , what kind of man would i be to believe those kind of accusations without proof ? theresa : ethan , it is the truth , i 'm telling you . ethan : well , i 'm going to believe my wife on this one , theresa , because she would n't lie to me and , you know what , that 's what marriage is all about -- things like trust and faith . these are the pillars that human beings build their lives on , theresa . theresa : she is lying to you , ethan . ethan : i do n't want to hear about it . i 'm -- i 'm going to go shave before we land . theresa : you know what ? you may trust gwen now , but not for long . because i swear to you , i will prove what she did and i will prove what a snake she really is . like that e - mail said , i will get you back -- forever . [ scene_break ] fancy : listen , i know noah looked up to you like a big brother , but that was years ago , luis . he 's not the straight - arrow kind of guy you remember . he 's a cheap scam artist . luis : oh , come on , fancy . fancy : it 's true . he 's a drifter and a grifter . luis : i 'm sorry , you know , i 'm just having a really hard time believing this . i just do n't think that people change that drastically , and , look , if there is one thing i know , it 's that noah would never cheat on the woman that he loves . i 'm telling you , i would -- i would stake my life on it . [ scene_break ] beth : yeah , i 'm here . do n't worry , i 'm always careful . luis has no idea that i 'm here . ok , i 'll take them and get out of here . ciao . giacomo : ah , l'amore , l'amore . marvelous , is n't it ? young love . there is nothing like it . beth : so the little blond cookie from the cafe is after my man ? is this your new love , luis ? blond scum of the earth . beth : i 'm sorry that it has to be like this , darling . but you should 've never come to rome looking for me and marty if you were n't going to stay here forever . there 's something really dangerous going on in this city ... so dangerous that someone here wo n't make it back to harmony alive . [ next_on ] fox : i 've got great news . i found the perfect model . theresa : something bad is going to happen here in rome . luis : according to this , one of us is marked for death .
as ethan sleeps on the crane jet , theresa worries about the e - mail she got , what it might mean , and who sent it . before long , tho , the sight of ethan sleeping so soundly tempts her and she begins to , basically , rape him as he slept . he woke up when the pilot announced they were about to land and let her know he was n't happy with what she had been trying to do . she , however , does n't get it , and ends their talk by telling him that while he wo n't believe her now , before long she will have proof that gwen is the one who outted him and has been lying to him all this time . meanwhile , at the restaurant where luis and fancy are eating and discussing her love life with noah , the reporter who is the key to theresa 's hopes is sitting a couple of tables away . beth watches luis and fancy and becomes enraged that he has a new love and has n't come to rome to be with her .
kay : miguel , oh , my god . are you all right ? pilar : i was so worried . sister alice : he 's going to be all right . you must be miguel 's mother . pilar : yes . miguel : mama , this is sister alice . pilar : oh , yes , i 've heard about you and all the good work you do as an advocate for the prisoners . sister alice : not enough , i 'm afraid . miguel : and this is kay bennett . fox : kay crane . my wife . i 'm fox crane . this is my father , julian . julian : sister . pilar : could you please tell us what happened ? sister alice : well , miguel is all right now . but earlier , someone snuck in here and tried to smother him . pilar : wait , how can this happen ? i mean , earlier , they -- they almost beat him to death . and now somebody is trying to kill him . what kind of place is this ? kay : i 'm just glad you 're ok . [ scene_break ] luis : but i still do n't get it . i saw someone smothering miguel . you say that you saw no one ? fancy : i believe you . the main thing is that miguel is ok . luis : well , still , it does n't make any sense . fancy : luis , you need to concentrate on getting better yourself . hey , just relax . get some rest . luis : i appreciate your loyalty , but what 's the point ? fancy : luis ! luis : it 's true . i 'm on death row . what difference does it make if i get better or not ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : where is that loser spike ? i 'm outside the prison where he said he 'd meet me . spike : ouch . not cool to dis the hired help . you know , i could complain to the union . sheridan : where did you disappear to ? you have n't been answering your cell for hours . spike : well , i 'm here now , are n't i ? i 've been busy . you know , you 're not the only crane that needs my services . sheridan : what 's that supposed to mean ? spike : never mind . so , what do you want ? sheridan : you have to get me back in the prison . spike : again ? i already used up all my favors to get you in the first time . sheridan : that 's not a request . that 's an order . do it , now . [ scene_break ] whitney : well , chad 's surprise party sure did clear out quickly . if i was n't so happy about being pregnant , i might be a little offended . paloma : i wish mama would call and tell me what 's going on . whitney : i 'm sure miguel is ok . paloma : i hope so . but i 'm worried about mama , too . i do n't think she has slept since luis and miguel were sentenced . whitney : well , fox and kay are with her . you know they 're going to take care of her . paloma : i suppose . whitney : are you sure there is n't anything else that 's been on your mind ? you 've been kind of distracted tonight . { noah : oh , you know , speaking of chad , i was going to tell you this before whitney called . but i could have sworn i saw chad running away from the motel when i came back with the food . paloma : really ? are you sure it was chad ? noah : i 'm positive . i called out to him , but he just kept on running . paloma : that 's strange . noah : yeah . i mean , what would chad be doing here ? } paloma : everything 's fine , considering . um , did you know where noah and chad go ? whitney : no , i do n't know . gosh , they must have slipped out , too . paloma : and ethan disappeared , too . what 's going on here tonight ? whitney : you know , i do n't know , but we need to go find everybody right now . what if they 're cooking up a surprise for me ? come on . [ scene_break ] noah : if you do n't want me to tell paloma that i caught you trying to ditch this gun , you better cough up some answers and quick . what is going on , chad ? chad : nothing . noah : yeah , right . this is just too weird . i saw you at the motel . you lied about being there . i saw you with my own eyes , all right ? you lied about firing the gun . maybe whitney can get you to tell the truth . chad : no , you wo n't say a word to whitney . noah : you are out of control . all right , you are lying to everyone , including your wife ? what -- what 's going on , chad ? chad : you know what , noah ? you 're right , i am lying . noah : all right , spit it out . about what ? chad : about my whole life . [ scene_break ] man : hey , we 're here ! over here ! ethan : he 's over there . come on , let 's go . blackmailer : you play games with me ? i 'll teach you how to play games ! you 'll never catch me . ethan : hey , you all right ? are you all right ? man : yeah , yeah . i 'll be fine . that thing went that way . ethan : that thing ? was it the thing i described to you ? are you sure ? man : yeah . that sicko kissed me right on the mouth when it thought i was you . right through its mask . be careful , it 's dangerous . ethan : i know , i know . come on , let 's go . man : i 'll catch up . ethan : this freak show ends tonight . [ scene_break ] pilar : i 'm so happy that you 're ok . kay : we 're going to get to the bottom of this , ok ? fox : [ whispering ] i sure hope nobody saw spike trying to smother miguel . julian : shh . do you have any idea who it was who tried to kill you ? miguel : no . i had no idea it had even happened . i was given some pain medication , and it just knocked me out . julian : oh . how do you know someone even tried to smother you ? miguel : luis ' room is right next door . he saw it happen . fox : so he can identify your attacker ? sister alice : no . because of the layout of the infirmary , all that he saw was a shadow of someone smothering miguel . julian : oh , what a pity . sister alice : it was a pleasure meeting all of you . i have to go do battle with the warden . i am doing my best to look out for your sons . pilar : thank you , sister . sister alice : if you ever want to talk , my phone numbers are posted in the visitors ' entrance . a lot of the prisoners ' families contact me . pilar : my sons are innocent , you know . sister alice : makes no difference to me . i leave the judgment up to god . miguel , you get some rest . miguel : thank you , sister . miguel : mama , please do n't cry . pilar : i ca n't help it . fox : well , we sure dodged a bullet back there . julian : i ca n't believe spike could botch a simple assignment like that . [ scene_break ] fancy : luis , you ca n't give up . we 'll get you out of here , somehow . theresa is still working to get your sentence overturned , and god knows , i wo n't give up on you . luis : thanks . i guess . fancy : luis , you 're innocent . we 'll prove that , and you 'll walk out of here a free man . and then you 'll get your job back . and -- and you 'll even get promoted to detective again . luis : `` promoted . `` well , it 's nice to know the woman i love is such an optimist . fancy : i am always on your side , luis . i have to be . i do n't know if i could go on living if i thought for one second that we 'd never be together . [ scene_break ] sheridan : come on , spike . i am paying you for results . get a move on . get me back in there . spike : listen , back off , lady . you want to get in there so bad , go knock off a convenience store because i 'm all tapped out . sheridan : that 's not good enough . spike : listen , i already called in every favor that was owed to me last time , ok ? i just do n't think i can make it happen again . sheridan : just do it . now ! spike : all right , i 'm going to try , ok ? but i 'm not making any promises here . sheridan : do you think my father would accept an answer like that ? spike : uh , your old man ? sheridan : right . spike : probably not . sheridan : like father , like daughter . only i do n't have his self - control . some people have even called me crazy . either you get it done , or who knows what will happen ? spike : all right . so i 'll go . sheridan : yeah , ok . [ car door slams ] sheridan : this had better work . [ scene_break ] noah : look , chad , i 'm your friend . and you give me a good explanation , and i 'll keep my mouth shut , i swear . but you got ta level with me . chad : there 's a phrase . a phrase you might not have heard before that kind of sums up everything . chad : i 've been living on the down low . noah : i know what that phrase means , about the down low . so , you -- so -- so , you and men -- chad : man . one man . [ scene_break ] blackmailer : [ laughs ] ethan : come on , where is that thing ? theresa : i think the laughter is coming from -- over there , that direction . ethan : good , he 'll be cornered if he 's over there . man : let 's take that thing down . ethan : yeah , go , go . i 've got to alert the guards . blackmailer : they 'll never catch me . not unless i let them . then i 'll kill them . kill them all . [ scene_break ] pilar : this is just obscene . you 've only been in this place a short while , and already they 've beaten you up . and now somebody tried to kill you . what if this person that 's trying to kill you succeeds next time ? kay : wait , you think there 's going to be a next time ? pilar : yes ! obviously , someone is trying to kill my son . [ scene_break ] luis : what are you doing ? fancy : i 'm just getting you some water . fancy : my shift is almost over . the warden would know something is up if i stayed round the clock . luis : oh , i hate that wig . is that really the best you could do ? fancy : [ laughs ] luis : it is amazing to me that they have not figured out -- [ whispering ] that you 're fancy crane . fancy : yeah , well , i will do anything to stay close to you . i wo n't be far away . luis : i love you , you know that ? fancy : i love you , too . do n't you give into those dark thoughts , do you hear me ? even if everyone else fails , i will get you out of here . luis : yes , ma'am . fancy : i wish i could let you out of these handcuffs , but i ca n't . it 's policy to cuff the inmates to the hospital beds . luis : darn . i wanted to work on my knitting . fancy : yeah -- hey , see ? there you go , that 's better . luis : yeah . fancy : just keep your spirits up , ok ? luis : ok . fancy : i 've got ta go , but i will be back as soon as i can . luis : you 're really something , you know that ? fancy : it 's love , luis . fancy : love gives me strength . [ scene_break ] sheridan : spike is sure taking his sweet time . he had better get me back in there . i 've got ta get back to luis . fancy is in that prison . she 's probably with luis right now . i ca n't let this go on . luis loves me . i 've got to get that little tramp out of there , so i can keep luis all to myself . [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] chad : yeah , well ... now you know . do i disgust you ? noah : what ? no , no . i 'm sorry , man , i 'm rarely speechless . in fact , paloma says i never shut up . but i just -- i do n't know what the right thing to say here is . chad : then do n't say anything . i 've already said it all to myself anyway . noah : so you 're -- you and -- uh ... look , i spent a lot of time in some pretty big cities , you know , like vegas and whatnot . and , you know , i always used to think , whatever happens behind closed doors , you know , as long as it makes someone happy , then more power to them , right ? and i really do n't mean to judge here , or to sound like i 'm shocked , or something like that , but chad , you 're married . man , you got a kid , and another one on the way -- chad : i know , ok ? [ whisper ] i know . noah : i 'm a little confused . so you 're gay ? chad : no . no , no , i am not gay . chad : god , what have i done ? i 'm such a fool for getting involved with vincent . you know what , just give me the gun so i can blow my head off right now . noah : whoa , hey , stop . do n't be an idiot , all right ? chad : yeah , well , it 's too late for that . come on . noah : so -- so , vincent ... he 's the tabloid guy ? chad : yeah . we met when i thought whitney was my sister . i was n't looking for anybody . and i was n't -- i was n't looking to get involved , especially not with a man . i had a few beers , one thing led to another . and before i knew it , i was -- noah : i get the picture . chad : yeah . anyway , the next morning i swore to myself that i would never do anything like that again . i do n't know , man . i went back . i went back again , and then again , and before i knew it i was going to see vincent at the motel on a regular basis . noah : but what about whitney ? chad : this has nothing to do with whitney , man . noah : i think she would beg to differ . chad , you 're having an affair with a man . chad : i 'm not having an affair , all right ? it 's sex . i 'm in love with whitney . noah : i do n't know what to say . i 'm at a total loss here . um ... you know , in vegas you can usually tell what someone 's into at first glance . chad : yeah , well , this is harmony , noah . small town , usa . if this got out , i 'd be ruined . noah : i feel for you , man . it 's got ta be really hard leading this double life . i mean , i 've known plenty of gay people , but -- chad : no , listen to me . i am not gay . you just get that through your head . noah : ok , whatever you -- chad : and i 'm not leading a double life . noah : whatever you say . chad : at least not by choice . look , i wanted to stop seeing vincent , but he keeps threatening me . noah : what ? threatening you how ? chad : threatening to tell whitney about us if i do n't keep seeing him . noah : bastard . chad : noah , man , i just do n't know what to do anymore . noah : i do . you know what you 're gon na do ? you 're gon na beat him to the punch . you 're gon na go in there , and you 're gon na tell whitney everything . chad : no , no ! no , absolutely not . [ scene_break ] ethan : look , the target is on the move . he 's headed east towards the cliffs . do n't let him get off the crane grounds . theresa : i ca n't take much more of this . ethan : hang in there , hang in there . we ca n't let this guy slip through our fingers again , theresa . man : this way ! i can see the creep now ! ethan : we 'll get him , we 'll shake some answers out of him . [ scene_break ] sheridan : spike 's been gone forever ! damn it ! i 've got to break into that prison and save luis . sheridan : luis . luis , wake up . luis : my love ! i 've been waiting for you . sheridan : shh . i 'm here to save you . luis : oh , thank god . it 's that crazy scar face guard , fancy . she 's got it in for me . do something , i 'm handcuffed here . fancy 's voice : and my new boy toy is going to stay that way . luis : oh , no . fancy : i will clean the floor with you . sheridan : you 've never cleaned a floor in your life . fancy : oh . [ grunting ] luis : get her , sheridan ! she 's the worst . she terrifies all the inmates . fancy : you blew it , aunt bitch ! welcome to hell . fancy : you wo n't get away with this . sheridan : do your worst . fancy : guards , help -- [ muffled noises ] luis : sheridan , you 're my hero . but what are we going to do ? i 'm still handcuffed . sheridan : oh , hell . i should have brought my laser cutter . i 'll have to figure out something else . do n't worry , luis . we 'll get out of here . [ alarm sounds ] sheridan : oh , damn it ! luis : we 're trapped ! sheridan : we 'll have to brazen it out . are you with me ? luis : i 'll go with you anywhere . fancy : [ muffled cries ] luis : here we go . sheridan : i 've got to do something . i 've got to save the man i love from that witch . [ scene_break ] paloma : whitney , you 're pregnant . why do n't you sit down and relax ? they 'll come back . let me get you some juice , ok ? whitney : ok . i guess you 're right . thank you . i forgot how tired you get in the first trimester . but do n't you think this is a little bizarre ? i mean , where did everybody go ? paloma : i 'm sure everything 's fine . what a night , huh ? you 're pregnant . i 'm so happy for you , whitney . whitney : oh , honey . and chad , right ? paloma : yeah , chad . whitney : gosh , we are so perfect for each other . and who knows , maybe you and noah will experience the same thing that we have one day . i mean , you have no idea what it 's like to trust someone with your whole heart and soul . [ scene_break ] chad : no , that is the one thing i ca n't do , is tell whitney . she would n't understand . noah : then what are you going to do ? you 're walking on the wild side here . man , i mean , a gay relationship -- chad : for the last time , noah , i am not gay . this is not a relationship . this is just sex . noah : ok , i 'll tell you what it is . it 's unfair to your wife and to your child , chad . you 're going out and you 're having sex with this gay guy . and then you 're coming home , and you 're having sex with your wife . and she 's pregnant , man . are you insane ? do you how many -- forget about the big one , right -- how many sexually transmitted diseases are out there ? how do you know you 're not bringing one home to whitney , to your wife ? and then , passing it on to your child ? chad : no , i could n't have , noah . i could n't have . noah : are you sure ? chad : god . noah : i 'm sorry , man . i do n't understand this . so vincent swings both ways , too ? i mean , does -- i thought he was with valerie . chad : he was . he 'd sleep with anything . noah : oh , great . so you know he 's promiscuous , and you continue to go back to him ? does whitney mean nothing to you ? chad : whitney is my life , ok ? noah : i 'm sorry , but it does n't sound like it right now . i 'm sorry . does valerie know ? chad : of course not . noah , it 's complicated . whitney almost caught me with vincent , assumed that he was having an affair with another woman . she goes and tells valerie . valerie breaks it off with him . now , if whitney finds out the truth , the same thing 's going to happen to me . i love her so much , but she 's going to throw me out of her life , and cut me out of miles ' and the new baby 's life . i ca n't let that happen . [ scene_break ] theresa : wait . no , i ca n't hear the creature anymore . ethan : he ca n't get away from us now . blackmailer : i came the wrong way . where do i go now ? [ whistle ] [ dogs barking ] guard : this way , over here ! blackmailer : damn it . ethan and theresa will pay . [ scene_break ] pilar : we have to stay strong in front of miguel . keep our spirits up . even though i am worried about him . miguel : i 'm still here , you know . kay : what makes you think we 're talking about you ? listen , i think you should get some rest , ok ? miguel : ok . pilar : [ whispering ] what are we gon na do ? someone is out to kill my boy , and if we do n't get him out of here , they 'll succeed . kay : no , no , we will protect him . pilar : how ? i wish there was something that we could do , but i just -- there is n't . kay : do n't give up hope . there might be something i can do . pilar : what ? kay : just let me handle it . [ scene_break ] guard : hey , sister . guard : food for the condemned man ? guard : she 's not very friendly tonight . [ scene_break ] fancy : esme , you 're still in town ? esme : oh , i 'm going , i 'm going . why did n't you ever tell me about the harmony fishing fleet ? every boat is manned with the most gorgeous men this side of palermo . muscles , muscles , especially where it counts . oh , honey . most of them do n't `` speaka de english `` , but they communicate in other ways . fancy : but esme , they all smell like fish . esme : oh , please . you shove a little vicks up your nose , you never know the difference . i learned that trick when i was dating this delicious coroner . he used to sneak me into the morgue late at night -- fancy : ok , not one more word . esme : ok , well , if you 're not interested in learning new things . so , what 's new ? fancy : what do you mean , what 's new ? my entire life is in crisis . did you forget ? esme : of course not . i remember . oh , right . the gay thing . so , what happened ? did you bitch slap luis for getting it on with his roomie ? fancy : no . i should have known better . luis was n't kissing a man . it was my aunt sheridan , dressed up like a male inmate . esme : oh , that sneaky pete . kinky . fancy : no , it was n't kinky . it was stupid and dangerous . she put luis ' life at risk by pulling a dumb trick like that . esme : oh , you are absolutely right . dressing up in a disguise and sneaking into prison . absolutely ridiculous . fancy : yeah , i should have turned her into the police . esme : does she still have that outfit ? fancy : what ? esme : well , you know , now that i 'm slumming , what better odds than being locked up in an all male prison ? fancy : get your mind out of the gutter . the only man in that prison i care about is luis . esme : his brother 's pretty hot , too . just fyi . what are you doing over there ? fancy : i 'm making sure luis is safe . wait until you get a load of this . [ scene_break ] paloma : i did n't see valerie here tonight . whitney : oh , well , she was invited . but chad had to call her and let her know that vincent was here . let 's just say they do n't get along . paloma : since when ? i thought they were dating . whitney : since i found out that vincent has been cheating on her . paloma : que puerco . whitney : tell me about it . i saw him -- i saw him with my own eyes . i went out to that safari motel out by route 17 , and i walked in on him in the room with another woman . i do n't know who it was , but it was n't valerie . paloma : really ? i had a run - in with vincent at that same motel today . whitney : wait a minute , what were you doing there ? paloma : well , it 's kind of hard to find a place where noah and i can be alone . whitney : yeah , but honey , you can do a lot better than that place . paloma : but noah does n't have any money , whitney . besides , i 'll take him where i can get him . anyway , there was a couple going at it in the room next door . and then i heard a gunshot . whitney : oh , my god , are you serious ? paloma : mm - hmm . so i went next door . whitney : whoa , you went over there ? honey , you could have gotten hurt . what are you thinking ? paloma : but whitney , i 'm a cop . it was my duty . and guess what ? vincent was there , coming out of the bathroom . he denied hearing anything , even after i dug a bullet out of the wall . whitney : that 's crazy . i do n't know why i ever even liked that guy . there 's something about him . i do n't know what it is . i mean , he 's strange . it 's so weird . i do n't know , i just ca n't put my finger on it . paloma : well , somebody 's putting their finger on it . whitney : paloma . [ laughs ] [ scene_break ] noah : look , but even you have to admit that this is insane . noah : you 're putting the people you love most at risk . chad : then tell me what to do . i want to break it off with vincent , but he wo n't let me . noah : ok , the first thing you do is you do n't give in to blackmail . chad : well , then what do i do ? i ca n't let vincent go to whitney and tell her about us . it 'll destroy her . i got ta find a way to get vincent off my back . noah : yeah , but how ? chad : i got ta get rid of him . noah : you mean kill him ? is that what the gun 's for ? [ scene_break ] [ dogs barking ] ethan : that thing ca n't be far . we got ta catch him . { blackmailer : do what i say , or i 'll tell ethan he 's the boy 's real father . i 'd stop playing games right now . } theresa : no more games . blackmailer : [ panting ] [ scene_break ] pilar : kay ? how , mija ? how can you help us get miguel out of here ? { julian : play the loving wife to fox , and i shall have miguel released . kay : but then i 'm never going to see miguel again , and what good is that going to do me , huh ? i ca n't do that . } just do n't worry , ok ? i 'll handle everything . kay : get some sleep . i love you . miguel : i love you , too . give a kiss to maria . fox : kay . kay : thank you both for coming out here to support pilar . julian : of course . kay : julian , can we go over what we were discussing earlier ? fox : what were you discussing ? julian : fox , why do n't you go see how pilar is doing ? you two can say a rosary together or something . fox : yeah , ok . see you later . julian : i trust , my dear , you 've come to your senses ? [ scene_break ] fancy : there . esme : well , it 's not exactly hdtv . fancy : esme , that 's luis . i set up a nanny cam in his cubicle . that way , i can keep an eye on him 24/7 . esme : hmm , kind of boring . you did n't think to set up a camera in the shower , did you ? fancy : you are impossible . just keep an eye on it for me while i get out of these things , ok ? luis : hey . oh , hey , sister . what are you doing back here so late ? not that i mind or do n't appreciate you being here . you always make me feel better . [ scene_break ] noah : were you gon na kill vincent tonight ? chad : no . no , i was just going to scare him . vincent lunged for the gun . it went off by accident . noah : what ? chad : i know , i know . i got ta find a way to get rid of vincent somehow . noah : ok , you can call me crazy , but i do n't think murder is the right choice . if you want to get vincent off your back , you know , you tell whitney the truth . you take his power away . chad : no , i ca n't do that . noah : you beg her forgiveness . chad , she loves you . you know , you read about this stuff all the time now . you go see a counselor . you work things out . but just keeping the lie is just going to make everything worse . chad : no , i ca n't do that , man . noah : you ca n't , or you wo n't ? chad : what ? noah : it sounds to me like you do n't want to give vincent up . you have to ask yourself a pretty tough question . do you love him ? [ scene_break ] theresa : wait , ethan , wait . i ca n't do this anymore . i 'm exhausted . ethan : no , we 're coming close to catching this thing . come on . theresa 's voice : and then he 'll tell you the truth about our son . guard : over here , by the mausoleum ! he was here ! ethan : all right , look . stay here , rest , all right ? i 'm going to catch this pervert . theresa : no , no , wait , do n't leave me . ethan : theresa , i 've got to go . theresa : i 've got to stop him before he finds out the truth . [ scene_break ] kay : i ca n't believe you are forcing me to do this . julian : remember the stakes , darling . my sick son dashed out into the night because he was concerned about his loving wife . how do you think he 'd feel if he knew that you rushed here to be at your lover 's bedside ? my son deserves what little happiness he can find in the time he has left . you are his wife . you owe him that , at least . kay : if miguel does n't get out of here , he 's going to get killed . if you can use the evidence that you have to get him out of jail , then i swear i will stay with fox . julian : and ? kay : and i swear i will never be intimate with miguel again . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan ? sheridan , stop it . stop . you know that i love fancy now . sheridan : no , you do n't . you 're just confused . you love me , and i love you . [ scene_break ] esme : you have really got to get me into this prison , fance . fancy : what ? esme : it looks like anything goes in there . get a load of this . esme : first gay guys , now nuns ? my , my , my . fancy : that 's luis . what is going on ? esme : well , stay tuned . you 'll find out . fancy : oh , i should have known . it 's aunt sheridan . that bitch ! [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] whitney : oh . paloma : what is it ? whitney : it 's a text message from vincent . he says he has a surprise for me . you got ta be kidding me . i do n't want to have anything to do with this jerk . paloma : i wonder what kind of surprise he 's talking about ? [ scene_break ] chad : no . no , you are way wrong , man . i am not gay . me , in love with vincent ? are you nuts ? this is nothing but sex . noah : well , sex is important . chad : well , it has nothing to do with love . noah : look , chad , i would n't be out here interfering with your business if you had n't been waving a gun around . this is really up to you . if you 're sincere that you do n't love vincent and that you want to stop seeing him -- chad : i do . noah : well , then , this is up to you , but you got ta take my advice and tell whitney the truth . [ scene_break ] guard : ok , fan out . secure the area . go , go , go ! ethan : hey , where is he ? where 's that freak ? guard : he 's in there . blackmailer : damn it , i 'm trapped . theresa : ethan . ethan : theresa , i told you to rest . theresa : no , i could n't let you rush into danger without me . ethan : are you sure that thing is in there ? guard : oh , yeah . and there 's no way out . that thing is trapped inside . ethan : i 'm going to wring that thing 's neck . we 're going to get some answers tonight . come on . theresa : oh , my god . if the blackmailer tells ethan the truth that little ethan is his son , he wo n't be a crane . and then i 'll lose all my money , all my power . i 'll lose everything , and i wo n't be able to save my brothers . [ banging on door ] ethan : tonight is the night , ok ? we 're going to get this freak . we 're going to start our lives together , all right ? theresa : [ muttering ] no , ethan . tonight my life is over . [ next_on ] ethan : go ahead , run ! you can run , but you ca n't hide ! whitney : chad , what 's going on ? chad : i 'll explain everything . fancy : there 's just one thing i almost forgot .
chad comes clean with noah . he tells him everything with vincent . noah is shocked and tells him to come clean with whitney . the blackmailer is trapped on the crane estate . theresa does n't want the blackmailer to be found . ethan tells her that they will be together after he catches the blackmailer . whitney tells paloma about vincent cheating on valerie . paloma tells her about what happened at the motel . whitney 's phone goes off by a text message from vincent . kay and pillar went to the prison to be with miguel . kay decides to take up julian 's offer to save miguel . fox has no idea what his father has planned . fancy leaves luis and goes back home to find esme in her bedroom . fancy installed a camera in luis ' cubicle and decides to watch it online . sheridan talks with spike again and than goes to see luis . she dresses up as a nun . she brings luis dinner and gives him a kiss . fancy sees this online and is not very happy .
luis : sheridan -- you know , we do n't have to let this thing with beth come between us . sheridan : but it does , luis , and there is no way around it . luis : i love you . i would do anything in the world to make you happy . sheridan : except the one thing that i need -- your unconditional faith and trust . luis : sheridan , i do trust you . sheridan : just not as much as you do beth . luis : well , it 's not even about beth . it 's about common sense , it 's about my experience as a cop , it 's about the d.n.a . test results that your friend analyzed -- everything points to marty being beth 's son . sheridan : except one thing . i keep telling you over and over that i know marty is mine , he 's ours , and the fact that you ca n't -- you wo n't believe me . i just do n't know how we 're going to get past this , luis . i do n't know if we even can . tabitha : well , i 'm sure those two are kaput , sweet pea . hmm . with all the chaos and mayhem i have thrown them over the years , nothing could be more devastating to their future together as a couple than the slow and fatal drumbeat tap , tapping out the rhythm of heartache and death . ooh , yes , my little buttercup . all the king 's horses and all the king 's men ca n't put sheridan and luis together again . [ scene_break ] fancy : i wish i was staying at this hotel . the pool is fabulous . veronica : yeah . but your room at the capistrano is super . fancy : oh -- do you want to come over to my hotel tonight ? i have an invitation to a private gambling party . it 's for charity . veronica : maybe . do n't look now , but you - know - who is here . [ veronica laughs ] fancy : so he is . fancy : you must be following me . ned : hardly . looks like it 's the other way around . fancy : i do n't think so . this is my friend veronica 's hotel . ned : lucky for us peasants they let us visit as guests . oh , thanks . woman : mm - hmm . ned : and this is sandra . this is the spoiled brat i was telling you about , the one who screwed up my poker game ? i 'm sorry , i do n't remember what your name is . fancy : fancy . my name 's fancy . ned : fits like a glove . [ scene_break ] sam : kay , it 's not that simple . i mean , your mother chose david over me . kay : because she thinks he 's her first husband . sam : he was her first husband . kay : right . right . what i meant was that she did n't leave , dad , because she did n't love you anymore . she just felt like she had to honor her original wedding vows . sam : i could n't have done that . kay : what ? sam : if our situations had been reversed , if i 'd been the one with amnesia and learned that i was married before grace , i would 've never left my family under any circumstances . i guess that 's the difference between us . kay : so what you 're saying is mom did n't love any of us enough . sam : hmm -- that 's not what i meant . i 'll just never understand how she was able to leave . kay : i hated mom for so long i could n't even think straight by the time she was out the door . but now -- i do n't know . sam : you miss her ? kay : sometimes . and i know her not being here is behind what 's going on with jessica . sam : look , i do n't think bringing your mother back is going to be the answer . you know , it could make things worse . it could get jessica 's hopes up only to be dashed when your mother goes back to david . kay : so if you 're not going to bring mom back , does that mean that you 're still holding out hope for you and ivy ? [ scene_break ] rebecca : oh , i feel like martha without the poncho the night she got out of jail . oh . it is over . gwen , you win , theresa loses , and it 's in large part to your husband 's brilliant lawyering . ivy : hmm , i 'm proud of you , too , honey . ethan : well , i almost did n't even show up to court in time . gwen : yeah , but you did , and that 's what matters . honey , for that , i am going to be grateful to you for the rest of my life . ethan : no , no , no , you 're my wife , and i told you i would do everything i could to get those charges dismissed . ivy : yes , but custody of little jane , too . i know it 's early , but , oh , i think champagne is in order . rebecca : oh , hear , hear . i 'll do the honors . gwen : you do n't feel like celebrating , do you ? ethan : honey , look , i am thrilled that you are back home , and i know that you love jane very much -- gwen : but you feel bad taking her away from theresa . ethan : honey , she 's done some horrible things , but she is a devoted mother , and it 's going to kill her to take jane away from her . [ scene_break ] theresa : how could the judge take my daughter away from me ? pilar : remember , it 's only temporary , ok ? theresa : no , no , actually , it 's not temporary , mama . gwen and rebecca want it to be permanent . all they have to do is talk to the courts , get them to see that i am an unfit mother . they did it before with little ethan , they 'll do it again . they 're not going to stop until i 'm crushed and broken . pilar : do n't do this . do n't get yourself all worked up , ok ? you only have a short time left with jane . theresa : right . pilar : hey . theresa : they 'll take jane . and then they 'll try to take little ethan away from me , too . but you know what , mama ? i 'm not going to allow it . i will kill them before they touch either one of my children . i will kill them . pilar : you do n't mean that , theresa . theresa : yeah , i do . i 'll kill them before they touch my children . [ jane fusses ] theresa : it 's ok , baby . pilar : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry , theresa , i know that you 're upset , but i can not -- i will not allow you to speak that way . your outburst in court today -- it almost put you in jail . theresa : what do you expect , mama ? i mean , you 're the one who taught us that nothing is more important than children . little ethan and jane are my life . pilar : and so they should be , mija . but you need to accept the judge 's ruling here . theresa : and why do i have to accept it when i know that it 's -- that it 's going to be permanent ? they 'll keep my children , not because they love them but because they want to punish me . pilar : look , i know that rebecca would do something like that , but ivy -- theresa : you know what ? i know you think that you feel close to ivy , mama , but when it comes to ethan and gwen , ivy is just as bad as rebecca . she 'll do anything to make me suffer , anything . pilar : theresa , por amor de dios , do n't you see that if you persist on fighting with any of them , it 's only going to come back to hurt you ? you need to work to exercise all the self - control that you possess , mija , to prove that judge wrong . you need to show the court and the world that you could provide the stable home , a happier home for your children . theresa : well , why is it on me , mama ? why me ? why do n't they have to prove themselves fit to raise my children ? it 's not fair , and i 'm not going to accept it . because the day that i let anyone take the people i love away from me is the day that i roll over and die . [ scene_break ] ethan : please do n't get me wrong . i am completely relieved , just as relieved as you are about the judge 's ruling today . gwen : but instead of celebrating for me , you 're worried about theresa . ethan , why are you so concerned about someone like her ? she is self - centered , completely vindictive . she 's a horrible person . ethan : she is also a devoted mother . gwen : well , you know what ? i would 've been , too , if she would 've given me the chance . ethan : honey , i know that , i have no doubt about that in my mind . i just do n't know if taking jane is going to be worth all the pain it 's going to cause . gwen : ethan , we are going to be the world 's most wonderful , loving parents . jane is going to have everything she could ever want ! ethan : honey , honey , you ca n't get too ahead of yourself here . we 've been granted temporary custody , temporary . imagine how you 're going to feel a few months down the line , a few weeks down the line when that custody order is revoked and jane is right back with theresa . i do n't want to see you get your heart broken . gwen : ethan , are you really worried about my heart , or are you worried about theresa 's heart ? [ scene_break ] luis : you do n't mean that , sheridan , not after everything that we 've overcome to be together ? icebergs ? bombs ? each of us believing that the other person was dead ? sheridan : they were nothing compared to this . luis : how can you even say that ? sheridan : because i believed in us . i knew that we were meant to be together . i knew that if we could just overcome any obstacle that was put in our path , we 'd be all right , that our love was strong enough , that we could triumph over any natural or unnatural disaster . luis : and now ? sheridan : now it 's much worse , because this is much more frightening , more threatening than anything that we have been through , because here you are right in front of me and i have never felt farther away from you . luis : sheridan , come on -- sheridan : it 's true , luis . it 's just how i feel . luis : sheridan , we can not let this come between us . tabitha : it already has , lover boy . your heartache with sheridan has only just begun . whoo - hoo - hoo - hoo ! luis : now , if you think that i am just going to accept this , you are wrong . sheridan , i love you , you are my life . i understand why you are so upset right now . you -- you 've put all your stock into believing that marty is your son . sheridan : look , i 'm not going to keep saying this . i know that marty is my son ! luis : well , how ? sheridan , everything proves that he is not . i mean , you do n't even have one iota of -- sheridan : what , of proof ? the only proof that you should need is my word , but that obviously is n't good enough for you ! god . luis : sheridan -- sheridan , come on , this is the one thing that we disagree on . sheridan : this one thing means everything to me . and you 're either with me on this or you 're against me , and to me , it looks like you 've made your choice . [ scene_break ] [ sandra and ned laugh ] ned : did n't you get sandra 's joke ? fancy : i just did n't think it was funny . but if you want to hear something trés amusing , let me tell you about these two women who were in the lobby last night playing the slot machines . sandra : forgive me . i 'm just dying of the heat . i 'll just take a quick dip in the pool . ned : do n't take too long . sandra : i wo n't . be a love and order me a limonada while i 'm gone ? ned : you bet . fancy : if you could put your eyeballs back in their sockets , i was trying to tell you something funny . ned : uh -- right . yeah , i 'm sorry . what was it ? fancy : never mind . you really are a huge disappointment . ned : i 'm sorry , what 's that ? fancy : i saved your rear end with those poker people . ned : hey , my rear end would n't have needed to be saved if you did n't cost me that last hand . fancy : i was under the impression you 'd forgiven me for that . remember our kiss ? ned : ah . yes , the kiss . fancy : mm - hmm . shall we try for an encore ? fancy : where are you going ? ned : to join sandra . look , no offense , but our first kiss was our last , all right ? i 'd rather not hang around with someone who thought it was all in a day 's fun to rob me of my last chance to make money . have a nice day . ned : what the hell 's the matter with you ? fancy : you wanted to go for a swim . i did n't think you 'd mind getting wet . now we 're even . [ scene_break ] kay : well , i mean , is n't it possible that you and ivy could patch things up and get back together ? sam : i ca n't even answer that right now . i ca n't even think that far ahead . i 've learned the hard way that i have a lot of makeup work to do as a father first . kay : well , i hope you 're not blaming yourself for all the trouble jessica 's gotten into . sam : well , who else is there ? look , i 'm afraid i was like a lot of dads when your mother lived here . i left a large part of the parenting up to her , and when she left i -- i should 've realized that you girls needed me . and instead i was all wrapped up in my own hurt and loneliness . what happened to jessica is my fault . jessica : do n't blame yourself , dad . it was ivy who snatched up all your time . kay : it 's weird , is n't it ? all those years i was the bad daughter , jessica was the good one . sam : you know , i think when you were acting out , it was for the same reason jessica 's been lately -- you know , hurt feelings , fear of what 's to come . kay : well , i still think you 're being way too hard on yourself . sam : well , i do n't . i was so busy trying to make myself feel better after grace left that i did n't see the signs . it suited me and my own selfish needs better to think that jessica was getting along just fine . i let her down in a big way , and i let you down , too . kay : do n't worry about me , dad , i 'm ok . sam : yeah , no thanks to me . and noah . i mean , i know ethan better than i know my other son , the one that was raised in this house . that 's why jessica 's my -- my first priority right now . kay : but once , you know , she 's back to her old self again and you do n't have to worry about her anymore , what about you and ivy then ? sam : who knows ? i mean , if ivy 's still out there and interested , maybe we 'll have a shot . who knows ? jessica : over my pierced , tattooed body . [ scene_break ] theresa : no one 's going to take her away from me , mama . not now , not when i just got her back . it 's just not fair . pilar : it 's the judge 's ruling , theresa . you ca n't disobey it . theresa : how could the judge grant custody to the woman who kidnapped my daughter in the first place , huh ? pilar : you seem to forget that custody was awarded to ethan , and nobody disputes that he is the rightful father . frankly , you know , i think that you should count your blessings , theresa , that gwen did n't have you thrown in jail today . theresa : well , you know what ? she might as well have if she 's going to steal my child . oh , gosh , i 'm sorry . i 'm just -- i 'm not going to accept this . i 'm not going to hand over my daughter . no . pilar : oh , good . so then you will be held in contempt of the court order and you will go to jail after all . how fair is that to your other child , to little ethan ? think , theresa . theresa : well , then -- then why do n't you tell me what i 'm supposed to do , mama ? pilar : something that you have a very difficult time doing . you need to accept the situation as it is -- at least for a while . mira , theresa , this situation that you 're in -- [ jane coughs ] pilar : oh -- was created by your own actions . theresa : so you 're against me , too , huh ? pilar : no , mija , i 'm not against you . i 'm just pointing out to you that you pushed ethan into a corner . ok ? how many times did he beg you , how many times , `` please stop this battle with gwen , `` but you did n't listen , and he said that if you did that , he would take jane away from you . i 'm sorry , theresa , but you have only yourself to blame for this . [ scene_break ] rebecca : to la tostada . ivy : you 're drinking to theresa ? rebecca : yes -- to her demise . to her final comeuppance . may she cry so many of those crocodile tears that all her mascara runs into the ocean . oh , ethan ? gwen ? you 're missing all the fun ! gwen : well , if you 're not going to celebrate our victory , i will . eve : i 'm not suggesting that you do n't love your wife . but , ethan , one ca n't help but notice the tone of voice you use and the words that you use when you talk about her . like `` responsibility , `` `` owing her , `` `` my duty as a husband . `` ethan : well , that 's because all of those things are true . eve : and on the other hand , you always talk about theresa with just this enormous passion , even when you are angry with her . i 'm sorry , but it is obvious to see who has the most room in your heart . ivy : hey . it 's not the same without you in there . we want to toast your stunning performance in court . ethan : i 'm really not in the mood , mother . ivy : ethan , you just had an overwhelming victory against theresa . why are n't you happy about it ? look , i told gwen and rebecca that the reason you were late for court today was because you were preparing a -- a wonderful defense for gwen . that is the reason , is n't it ? ethan : what other reason would there be ? ivy : i do n't know , ethan . maybe you were n't sure what you wanted to do ? maybe you considered not being there for gwen ? just tell me if i 'm close . ethan : all right . yeah , mother . i contemplated not showing up to court . i seriously contemplated not seeking custody of jane . ivy : oh , god , it 's true . ethan : i still love her . i love theresa . ivy : no . no . ethan : i did n't act on it , mother . i knew i had a responsibility to gwen and i meant it , but make no mistake , i still love theresa . [ scene_break ] luis : you make our future together sound so doomed . sheridan : i do n't know how else to make it sound , when you obviously trust beth more than you trust me . i thought that you knew me better than anyone . luis : i do , sheridan . sheridan : then why ca n't you believe me ? why , when i tell you that i know with my heart and soul that marty is my child ? why ca n't you believe the most important truth in the world to me ? i just ca n't live with that . luis : sheridan , we can work this out . sheridan : how ? how , when i plan on spending the rest of my life trying to prove that marty is my child ? luis , we are on two completely incompatible paths . luis : yeah , only if you look at it that way . sheridan : there 's no other way to look at it . i need your support right now . 100 % . and honestly , i 've never felt more alone than i do right now . luis : sheridan -- sheridan : i got to go . luis : sheridan , please , not like this ? please . sheridan : why ? why ? i 've already lost my beautiful baby boy , and now it looks like i 'm losing you , too . maybe i already have . tabitha : ooh ! is n't this fun , sweet pea ? you play with your dollies , while mommy plays with real - life people . hmm ? [ scene_break ] sam : it 's time for me to concentrate all my energies on being a good father right now . you know , as much as i 'll miss ivy , i have to put that part of my life on hold till i get my house in order . jessica : not good enough , dad . you still want her . kay : well , just so you know , you do n't need to worry about me . sam : ahem . i do n't , do i ? you know , while things were going downhill for jessica , you managed to pull your act together . i 'm so proud of you . kay : really ? sam : yeah , i mean it . i wo n't lie to you , there were a couple times when i was afraid for you -- you know , you getting pregnant by miguel , and you started having those fights with your mother over charity . kay : well , that 's all in the past now , dad . miguel and charity are both gone , and mom is , too . it 's just me and maria now . the world does n't revolve around me anymore . it 's all about what 's best for her . sam : now , when did you become wiser than your old man ? kay : i did n't . sam : i 'm afraid you did . you know , as scary as things got for you , you managed to rise to the challenge . you have become such a beautiful young woman , responsible , and i 'm so proud of you . i just hope that jessica turns out just like you . kay : well , only time will tell , but , you know , for now , you can focus your attention solely on her , because i 'm fine . and ethan is old enough to take care of himself , and i 'm sure noah 's ok . sam : noah . you know your sister 's right . i probably would n't recognize him if he walked through that door . kay : he needs to come home and visit . sam : you know , i think it 's time that i shot him an email and told him about jessica . maybe that 'll bring him home . [ scene_break ] fancy : hmm . i got him , veronica . let 's see him try to ignore me now . veronica : i have never seen you so steamed over a guy . fancy : how dare he brush me off to be with little miss plain jane . veronica : oh , just because she 's not covered in thousands of dollars on her half - naked bod like you -- oh , you 've got to admit she 's kind of cute -- at least ned thinks so . fancy : oh , shut up . i 'm much cuter than she is , and he 's over her now anyway . he 'll be mine by nightfall . veronica : and if he is n't , what are you going to do to get his attention next time ? clobber him over the head with a deck chair ? fancy : if i have to . [ veronica laughs ] fancy : but it looks like i wo n't . what did i tell you -- he wants me . fancy : miss me ? ned : you might say that . fancy : i knew it . i knew that kiss got to you this morning . i 'm much more fun than what 's - her - name . ned : sandra . you know , i ca n't deny you 're a real spitfire . fancy : you have no idea . ned : really ? i 'd like to find out . fancy : would you ? ned : close your eyes . fancy : here ? now ? ned : unless you 're too shy . fancy : me , shy ? i do n't think so . oh ! my hair ! oh , my god -- my sandals ! how dare you ! ned : next time you want to play poolside , be sure to dress more appropriately , fancy . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , do n't leave -- not like this ? sheridan : i ca n't be with you right now , luis . not if you ca n't trust me enough to believe me . i just -- i just need time alone to think . luis : where , huh ? where you going to go ? sheridan : i -- i do n't know , ok ? i -- i just do n't know . tabitha : oh ! well , i think we should turn the heat up a notch , my little rapscallion . how am i going to go about getting sheridan over here for a visit ? i mean , it 's not as if she 's likely to just drop in on her own account , is it ? tabitha : oh , endora ! you are the clever one ! what a good idea , but i must say , i have n't used that sort of magic for a while now . oh ! well , thank you , endora ! these should do the trick very nicely . [ scene_break ] theresa : so you 're trying to tell me that you would rather gwen raise your granddaughter than me ? pilar : no , that 's not what i said . i 'm just pointing out that ethan told you that if you did n't end this vendetta against gwen , he would sue you for custody of jane . i do n't believe that he would consider that for a moment if you had n't pushed him into a corner . theresa : no , actually , mama , the odds were stacked against me from the beginning . i should 've known that i could n't get justice . justice in harmony is for the rich , mama , not for people like you and me . [ scene_break ] ethan : i am torn between gwen and theresa . it 's like i 'm living in some hell on earth that i 've created , it 's my own doing . ivy : no , ethan , no , it 's not you . it 's theresa . she put some kind of spell on you . her life has been dedicated to breaking up you and gwen . she 's a sociopath ! ethan : mother , mother , i know there 's no love in your heart for theresa , but do n't call her names , all right ? ivy : oh , please , that is the kindest one . ethan : you want to know the sad truth of it all , is that i fell in love with theresa all by myself , and it was n't because she was manipulating me . that is why it 's so hard to shake all these feelings i have for her loose , mother . ivy : do you love gwen ? are you going to stand by her ? ethan : yes . i do , i do love gwen . i care about her so much , she 's so beautiful inside and out . what she did in court today ? my god , the generosity she showed theresa ? and i know theresa would never have done anything like that for her . ivy : so i really do n't understand . how can you be torn when it is so clear that gwen is the better person ? ethan : that is a good question . but i 'll tell you this -- the fact that i 'm so conflicted tells me that i love theresa a lot more than i realized . [ scene_break ] sam : you must know that i am so proud of you . kay : it 's a new feeling for me , but , yeah , i do . thanks , dad . sam : you know , maria 's so lucky to have you as a mother . kay : i hope so . i just hope i can give her everything she deserves . sam : well , if anyone can , you can . you need anything from the store ? kay : no . i think i got everything i need to make your special little dinner . sam : cool . look , i 'll pick up some dessert . jessica still loves rocky road , right ? kay : actually , i think she likes chocolate with peanut butter nowadays . sam : you see ? that 's what i 'm talking about . as her father , i should know that . i 'll be right back . jessica : oh -- watch it ! kay : how long have you been here ? jessica : long enough . kay : dad and i were having a private conversation . jessica : oh , like you 've never eavesdropped in your life ? i learned how to do it from you . kay : still -- jessica : and just for the record , i 'm not buying this new - and - improved - kay act like dad is . you 're still the same selfish brat you 've always been . kay : whatever . think what you want , ok ? the fact is maria has made me grow up a lot faster than i 've wanted to , and you might want to try that sometime . jessica : why should i when it 's a lot more fun being young and hanging out ? kay : you lost your virginity to a stone - cold creep , jessica , and you could 've died from all those drugs you were fooling around with . jessica : but i did n't , which must mean something . kay : it means you were lucky ! and i do n't even think you realize how scared dad was , how much he loves you . jessica : oh , spare me . next you 'll be telling me poison ivy loves me , too . kay : well , you know what ? she might not be the monster you make her out to be . jessica : says who ? i hate her . if it were n't for her moving in on dad , he and i would still be close the way we used to be . kay : you ca n't put that all on her . jessica : oh , well , i do , and you ca n't change my mind . i 'd rather die than have dad bring ivy back into this house . kay : well , if you were listening , he 's not even thinking about that right now . jessica : i do n't ever want her back here , ever . and you can forget your little family dinner . i 'm going out . kay : jessica , no , dad wants you home . jessica : ivy could n't stop me , and you ca n't either . let go of me ! kay : i know what you want to do -- you want to go out and hurt yourself some more . i wo n't let you break dad 's heart again , i just wo n't . jessica : ugh ! [ scene_break ] ned : you look wet . fancy : you creep . you jerk ! you -- god . ned : hey , what 's the matter ? you 're the one who likes games so much . now i think we 're even . oh -- oh -- [ fancy laughs ] ned : you -- fancy : enjoy your swim . [ scene_break ] theresa : i do n't know why i was so surprised when the judge awarded temporary custody of my daughter to ethan and gwen . no lopez - fitzgerald stands a chance in a fair ruling . pilar : that 's not true , theresa . you were n't up against judge reilly today . now , that 's a judge who will take anything , do anything for a dollar . the judge 's decision today was based on ethan 's defense , and what she saw in the courtroom . theresa : that does n't carry any weight with me , mama . pilar : then you will be held in contempt , theresa . theresa : i do n't care . all i know is no one is taking my child away from me . not gwen , not ethan , not anybody . [ scene_break ] ivy : ethan , look , there was a time when it was just you and gwen , and she was the love of your life . ethan : till i met theresa . ivy : and that is why you need to put some distance between you and theresa . you need to put her behind you so you and gwen can have the kind of life you always dreamed of , and then i guarantee you -- i guarantee the passion will return . ethan : how ? how can you guarantee that ? ivy : i just can . ethan : mother , all those years you were married to julian , did you ever forget about sam ? did being away from him ever dim your feelings for him , ever make you forget how you felt being around him , in his arms ? ivy : that is different . ethan : no , no , it 's not different , mother . as much as i have loved gwen , it just has n't ever compared to the way i feel for theresa . sam is the love of your life , and i 'm afraid theresa is mine . gwen : every time i think about what we did , mother , it makes me feel sick inside . i mean , this whole thing -- it haunts me every day . rebecca : my god , where did you get this conscience ? it must be from your father 's side . gwen : if ethan ever found out that we were the ones who tipped off the tabloids about his real paternity , he would never forgive me . rebecca : well , he 's not going to find out . look , he blames theresa , not us . trust me , we are home free . [ scene_break ] tabitha : ooh , you 're so smart , endora . this is the perfect way to get sheridan over here for a visit . luis : i 'm losing the woman i love . i do n't even know how to stop it . tabitha : you ca n't , luis . you ca n't , because you and sheridan have created your own obstacles . and with a little help from yours truly , you will never overcome them . sheridan : i know . i know where i have to go . tabitha : whoo - hoo ! time to set another place for tea , my little witchling . you and i are having company ! [ next_on ] kay : if i have to hurt you to stop you , i will do it ! got it ? tabitha : you look as if you 've seen a ghost . sheridan : no . a witch . fancy : drop dead . i hope i never see you again . sandra : i wonder if that 's the last we 've seen of her . ned : ah , you never know .
as gwen , rebecca , and ivy celebrate their latest win over theresa , ethan was realizing he really does love theresa more and is remorseful for his part in the whole mess . he confides in ivy , who is dismayed and tries to talk some sense into him . meanwhile , theresa is at home with pilar , swearing she will kill them before she lets anyone take her children from her . nothing pilar says sways her in the least . sheridan and luis continue their descent into a breakup , since he still refuses to concede that she might actually know what she 's talking about . she leaves , telling him she wants to be alone , as tabitha gleefully watches and pulls strings to get the distraught woman into her web .
fox : ok , sweetheart , one last bite of eggies ? fox : yeah , she does n't seem to like these too much . tabitha : do n't worry , she 's had plenty . miguel : good morning , all . fox : good morning . miguel : where 's maria ? fox : oh , your mom 's already picked her up . miguel : kay said she was asking for me and i wanted to say goodbye . tabitha : oh , do n't worry , dear , maria 's in fine fettle this morning , if a tiny touch confused . she keeps calling fox daddy . fox : she 'll get over that . it 's just because she knows me better . miguel : you know , i could kick myself for being gone so long , but i 'm here for her now . tabitha : oh , yes , i 'm sure she 'll sort it all out for herself eventually . fox : listen , tabitha , can you take over here ? i need to check in with the office . tabitha : ok . fox : oh , i 've got a big day . fancy 's client is having a photo shoot to launch his new fragrance , big campaign . i promised her i 'd take care of it while she 's gone . miguel : hey , where 's siren ? tabitha : she 's in the kitchen with kay . miguel : that ca n't be good . fox : i do n't hear any explosions . miguel : not yet at least . tabitha : no , endora , not now . it 's too early for your fireworks . but , oh , dear , kay and your mermaid in the same room alone together ? i can feel the tension from here . [ scene_break ] kay : where do you get off hanging all over fox ? siren : he was hanging all over me . now you know how it feels . kay : what the hell does that mean ? siren : oh , please . every time miguel and i try to get close , you barge in like some uninvited guest . kay : talk about uninvited guests . siren : you 're always trying to horn in on my time with miguel . kay : oh , trust me , i do n't need to horn in . we 're already close . i 've known him since we were kids . siren : well , he 's a man now . let him go . kay : what are you talking about ? siren : he wants me and it drives you crazy . you 're so jealous , you could spit . kay : jealous ? are you out of your mind ? i just want to protect him . siren : from me ? please . kay : what kind of girl breaks up with her boyfriend and then just hops into bed with the first guy she meets , huh -- and not to mention on the same night . and the way you hang all over him ? it 's disgusting . ugh . siren : do n't knock it till you 've tried it . kay : oh , i 've tried it . we have a child together , remember ? and where do you get off hanging all over fox ? siren : you left him alone , kay . do n't blame me if he finds me attractive . kay : oh , you are unbelievable . he loves me . there is no way he would come on to you . siren : really ? it was fox who had his arms around me , not the other way around . [ scene_break ] clerk : benvenuti a roma , signora crane . your room is not quite ready yet , but we will have your luggage sent up as soon as it is . theresa : thank you . clerk : the dining room is to my left , if you care to have breakfast while you wait ? theresa : yeah , that would be lovely . clerk : thank you . ethan : uh , excuse me . um , what about my room ? clerk : signor ? i 'm sorry , mrs. crane , but i only see one room here with your reservation . ethan : why am i not surprised ? we 're going to need another room , please . clerk : i 'm very sorry , mr. crane -- ethan : actually , it 's winthrop . clerk : ah , of course . my apologies . the hotel is full . tourist season has begun and we have no more rooms left . ethan : that figures , huh ? theresa : all right , it 's ok , ethan , really . the suite will be just fine . ethan : no , excuse me , theresa , it 's not fine . look , if this is another one of your little tricks , if you think that by sharing a room we 'll end up in bed together or something -- theresa : no , no , no -- ethan : look , get this straight -- i 'm not cheating on gwen . and i 'll get another hotel if i need to , ok ? arrivederci . [ scene_break ] luis : i know you think i 'm butting in , ok , but will you just talk to noah ? i 'm sure this whole thing is a big misunderstanding . let the guy explain , ok ? he loves you . fancy : luis , you do n't know him at all anymore . it 's not just that i found him cheating . i found him cheating over and over . luis : ok , see , that does n't make any sense at all . i know the guy . he would n't cheat . i -- i would bet my life on it . fancy : then i guess you 're a dead man . [ scene_break ] kay : what are you doing ? siren : oh , just snacking . i did n't have much breakfast . kay : sounds like the tasmanian devil . kay : let 's get something straight , ok ? stay away from fox . i 'm warning you . siren : ooh ! someone does n't like sharing . you know , you may sleep with all the men around here , but you do n't control them . kay : oh , you bitch . siren : names . i can think of a few for you . you say , `` stay away from fox , stay away from miguel . `` which is it ? if i were you , i 'd figure out which one of them you love . kay : i love fox . we 're engaged . siren : well , i do n't know what that has to do with anything , but fine , if that 's the case , let go of miguel . siren : well , i 'm glad we had this little chat and you 've decided to leave miguel alone . kay : i never said that . siren : oh , but you will . because if you do n't , you 'll lose both fox and miguel forever . now , where did i leave that hot boy ? kay : ooh , what a piranha ! [ scene_break ] fox : well , i hope everything 's all right in the kitchen . miguel : kay is no fan of siren , but she would n't do anything ... crazy . siren : i missed you . miguel : you are so affectionate . tabitha : because she 's had centuries of practice . i 'll fill you in later , dear . oh , look at that mermaid girl . she never quits , does she ? tabitha : she 's not in love , though , dear . no , her urges are a bit more primal . kay : everybody comfy in here ? siren : i hope you do n't have to go to work on that boat . i was hoping to spend the whole day with you , and i know just how to spend it . fox : honey , we have a problem . fancy 's client alfredo just blew his lid and fired the model that fancy hired . kay : but the photo shoot 's today . fox : i know . kay : well , what are we going to do ? fox : well , it 's too late to call fancy . we 've got to find another model . kay : in two hours ? fox : we 've got to . fancy already hired the photographer that alfredo insisted on . they 've already set up on the beach . if we cancel now , it -- it 'll cost us thousands . no , we -- we 've got to do the shoot . kay : where are we supposed to find a model this late ? [ scene_break ] theresa : listen to me , it 's not what you think , ok ? ethan : where -- where have i heard that before , hmm ? theresa : no , seriously , i did n't make the reservations , ok , crane travel did . ethan : yeah , and you told them one room so you could put your little plan into action , theresa . theresa : no , no , no , that 's not exactly what happened , ok ? i mean , you know , i did n't know that you were going to come to rome when i made the arrangements . you had already said that you were n't going to come , and then suddenly you just showed up on the aircraft when we were about to take off and then i did n't think , you know , to call crane travel to change my reservation . ethan : really ? theresa : ok . you got me . ethan : mm - hmm , gotcha . see ya . theresa : no , no , no ! please , please , please . ok , fine , fine , yes , yes , yes , i wanted to share a room with you , but not just because i wanted to share the same bed , because -- listen , please ? something happened . ethan : i 'm listening . what , what now ? theresa : ok , great . i was on , you know , the airplane , i was checking my e - mail , and i got this anonymous e - mail . ethan : anonymous e - mail ? theresa : yes . ethan : how ? theresa : i do n't know . i 'm not a computer genius , ok ? just it was a threat , ethan . it said somebody from harmony on this trip to rome was going to die . ethan : are you for real ? theresa : yes , i 'm for real . you can read the e - mail yourself if you do n't believe me . now , it was a threat , ethan . i mean , i 'm scared . what if someone was just trying to kill me ? that 's why i did n't want to be all alone in the room . ethan : theresa , if this is one of your tricks , i swear -- theresa : it 's not a trick . something bad is going to happen here in rome . [ scene_break ] luis : who is that ? fancy : hmm , his ex - girlfriend , the infamous maya chinn . they traveled to rome together . now do you believe me ? luis : yeah , but how can he do that so blatantly ? right here ? fancy : trust me , i had a hard time believing it , too . luis : just last night the guy 's telling me how much he loves you . fancy : yeah , he talks a good game , but every time i believe him and let my defenses down , then , wham , he 's right back with her . luis : i 'm going to go have a little talk with him . fancy : no , no , luis , do n't , please ? he 's made a fool out of me one too many times already . there 's nothing you or anyone can say to make me go back to noah bennett . i have to move on . the way he has . [ scene_break ] maya : is lena still there ? noah : no , she 's gone . we do n't have to put on this absurd act anymore . maya : i know you 're upset . noah : you 're damn right i am , maya . pretending to be in a relationship with you so that lena would be happy has cost me the woman of my dreams . maya : it 's for fancy 's own protection . noah : you know , she thinks i 'm a two - timing jerk , all right ? and because of this insane situation , i ca n't tell her the truth . maya : well , maybe when the fbi catches lena -- noah : then it 'll be too late , all right ? i have hurt her bad , maya . i 've broken her heart . god , i just should 've explained everything to her from the get - go . luis : why do n't you just start explaining everything to me ? [ scene_break ] kay : well , it 's no use . i ca n't find another model for the photo shoot on such short notice . tabitha : well , there has to be someone , dear . what about that johnson girl that lives down the street ? her squint 's almost disappeared now that she has contact lenses . kay : not funny , tabitha . this fragrance line is a huge account . i need a professional , a real knockout . tabitha : but the professional that fancy hired was turned down by the client . why not try someone new and fresh ? that 's always more interesting , i think . kay : well , where am i supposed to come up with someone new and hot and gorgeous on an hour 's notice ? miguel : can you believe it ? siren wants to go to the beach to go swimming again . tabitha : maybe she wants to introduce you to her family . miguel : what was that ? tabitha : oh , nothing , dear . i 'm just muttering . kay : and you 're going ? miguel : sure , i mean , i 've got the day free . tabitha , do you have an ice chest i can borrow ? tabitha : sure , in the shed in the backyard . kay : you know , miguel looks awfully good . tabitha : yeah , siren seems to think so , too . kay : uh - uh , not just his body . he has a beautiful smile . he would be perfect in a print ad . tabitha : but i thought you needed a female model for this photo shoot . kay : well , i did , but just because it 's a woman 's fragrance does n't mean i need a woman model . think about it . this hot guy stares at you from the ad in the magazine and you think to yourself , `` buy the perfume , get the guy . `` it could work . tabitha : cards on the table , kay . why do you really want miguel for this photo shoot , hmm ? kay : well , if he 's working all day for me and fox and then he has to go out to the fishing boats all night -- tabitha : he wo n't have any time to spend with siren . kay : hmm . tabitha : well done , kay . oh , no wonder the dark side welcomed you with open arms . miguel : i 'm going to buy a bag of ice at the store . kay : wait , hold on . come here ! mm - hmm . miguel : kay , what are you doing ? kay : grr ! tabitha , do n't you think miguel has the perfect body , hmm ? tabitha : michelangelo 's `` david `` come to life . miguel : ok , what are you guys doing ? kay : miguel , you have a body to die for . ooh , you would make the perfect male model . miguel : me ? kay : yes , you . and it just so happens that i need a male model right now . [ scene_break ] luis : what the hell do you think you 're doing ? maya : excuse me ? luis : miss , i do n't even know you , but if you 'll excuse me , i need to talk to my friend noah here . luis : how the hell can you do that to fancy ? noah : luis , it 's complicated . luis : actually , it 's really simple , because if you love somebody the way that you say you love fancy , you do n't cheat on them -- especially right in front of them . noah : look , it 's not how it looks . luis : looks ? man . i am so disappointed in you . fancy was right . i was a real idiot to stick up for you . you 're not who i thought you were . not even close . noah : i ca n't do this anymore , maya . everyone thinks that i am slime -- my father , fancy , now luis . i have to tell fancy the truth . maya : no , you ca n't do that , noah . if you and fancy get back together , lena will kill her . she said so . you ca n't put her in that kind of danger . noah : you know , ever since you walked back in my life , i 've lost everything that i love one piece at a time . excuse me . maya : it 's about to get worse , noah . a lot worse . [ scene_break ] kay : well , looks like everything 's ready . miguel : kay -- kay : where is everybody ? miguel : look , i do n't really want to do this . kay : oh , come on , you 'll be perfect for it , and the money 's great . just think about maria 's college fund . miguel : we do n't have one . kay : exactly . miguel : look , i guess you 're right , kay , but this -- it 's making me feel funny . tabitha : oh , come on , miguel , you 're a very attractive young man . my motto is if you 've got it , flaunt it , especially if they 're giving you oodles of greenbacks to do it . kay : and you 'd really be helping me out of a tight spot . miguel : i guess . fox : kay . i 've got great news . i found the perfect model . miguel : good , then i 'm off the hook . kay : fox -- fox : what ? i thought you 'd be thrilled . kay : i am , but i found a model , too . fox : you did ? who ? kay : miguel . i think he 'd be great for the ad . miguel : but if you 've found somebody else , that 's fine because i did n't really want to do this anyway . kay : oh , sure you did . oh , shh , shh . here comes the client , alfredo . alfredo : kay , fox ? oh , heavens , it 's broiling out here . i hope my base is n't running . fox : you 're good . alfredo : who 's this ? tabitha : oh , i 'm just a friend . is it all right if i observe ? alfredo : knock yourself out . vivienne westwood ? tabitha : no , no , actually , it 's all my own design . alfredo : thank god . for a minute there , i thought vivienne had lost her touch . now , look , i trust the two of you have come up with a better model for my ad campaign than that skeleton that fancy hired . i paid the poor dear off and told her to go have a nice ham sandwich or three . kay : yes , alfredo -- alfredo : yes , well , i do n't understand your sister at all . i mean , i explained this campaign to her . i told her exactly what i wanted -- all - american , with a soupçon of pure lust thrown in . i envisioned a beautiful , naked , healthy girl on a beach , and fancy sends me the understudy from `` corpse bride . `` kay : well , actually , alfredo , i 've rethought it a bit , and if you want lust , well , 80 % of women 's fragrances are bought by women , so why not use hot male models ? alfredo : well , i do , dear , just not during working hours . fox : of course , and you 're the client , which is exactly why we hired a fresh female model for you in case you did n't like kay 's idea . kay : but first i want you to meet your male model . come here ! this is miguel . miguel : hello . alfredo : oh . where 's the other flesh puppet ? fox : ah , here she is . fox : alfredo , meet -- siren . i think she 's going to be perfect for your campaign . alfredo : hmm . [ scene_break ] luis : thought you were over him . fancy : i am . luis : i guess he 's not the only liar in the room . you still love him after everything he 's done to you ? fancy : i ca n't help it . but it does n't matter . i 've been down this road before with half the fortune hunters in the world . i ca n't be close to someone who 's a cheat and a liar . i 'll have to force myself to forget him and move on . luis : oh . it 's ethan and theresa ! hey , sis ! theresa : luis , oh , my gosh , oh , my gosh . fancy : ethan ? theresa : oh , i 'm so glad you 're here . i just left you a message up at the desk up in the lobby , so -- luis : yeah , yeah , what are you guys doing here ? theresa : oh , hi . fancy : hi . theresa : i did n't even see you , but of course you 're here . yeah , crane security , they told me last night that simone and paloma and jessica are in terrible danger . luis : go on . theresa : they 're not here to be in an art school , luis . they were , like , playing detective or something . they 're getting themselves mixed up in a search for some stolen paintings . luis : unbelievable . it 's no wonder they were attacked . theresa : they were attacked ? luis : yeah . noah : hey . hi . sorry to interrupt , but -- theresa : noah . noah : yeah . theresa : you 're staying here , too ? noah : yeah , it 's a long story . fancy : hmm , i 'll say . noah : look , i heard you mention my sister jessica and paloma ? luis : yeah . crane security called her and told them they were in danger . theresa : what is this about them being attacked ? noah : they were accosted by some italian guys , but luckily luis showed up . theresa : well , they 're ok ? luis : they 're fine . they 're up in their room right now . theresa : thank god . fancy : well , that 's not the only good news . luis ? luis : i found beth and marty . theresa : oh , my , god , luis , you -- where ? where 's marty , where 's marty ? is beth in jail ? she should be in jail . luis : no , no , she is n't . beth got away with marty , but i know that they 're here in rome . ethan : you 'll find them . luis : you bet i will . theresa : did you tell sheridan ? luis : no , not yet . i do n't want to get her hopes up until marty 's safe , and -- well , i 've got interpol on it , too . they 're looking for beth and marty as well . fancy : and luis has an appointment at the bank that 's been funneling crane money to them . theresa : ok , ok , well , so things are moving here , huh ? luis : mm - hmm . fancy : ethan , what are you doing here ? where 's gwen ? ethan : gwen is at home with jane . theresa was obviously worried about paloma and simone , and when i heard my sister jessica was in danger , well , i had to come . fancy : so , theresa talked you into coming to rome ? ethan : yeah , she did . fancy : mm - hmm . luis : wow , this really is getting weird . and chad swears that he saw whitney in the catacombs . fancy : yeah , my father had crane security trace whitney to rome , and that 's why chad came to look for her . i mean , you know how upset she 's been . theresa : making me crazy . ethan : all right , so wait a minute . all these people from harmony just happen to show up in rome coincidentally . does this seem odd to anybody ? luis : i think it 's a little more than odd . i get the feeling that someone 's brought us all to rome for another reason . fancy : but why would someone want all of us here in rome ? ethan : and then there 's the other question -- who ? [ scene_break ] fox : siren , this is alfredo . he 's our client today . alfredo : hmm . siren : you like what you see ? kay : you hired siren as our model ? fox : sure , why not ? she 's a knockout . it was an emergency . the poor girl 's broke . so , alfredo , what do you think ? siren 's a complete unknown . that 's to our advantage . alfredo : i trust she works cheap ? fox : of course . and you wanted all - american ? what 's more all - american than a beautiful blond in a bikini on the beach ? kay : why does everything i do turn out wrong ? i ca n't believe fox hired siren . tabitha : just look on the bright side , dear . kay : what bright side ? tabitha : if siren 's working , she 'll be too damn busy to be throwing herself at miguel all day . kay : hmm . endora : ball ! tabitha : yes , it will be fine . you 'll get what you want . miguel : hey , so i guess i 'm off the hook . kay : yeah , i guess . but , hey , now that you 're free , maybe you should go to your mom 's house and play with maria . miguel : good idea . i will . see you guys later . endora : be careful . alfredo : wait a minute . it 's coming , it 's coming ! alfredo , you 've done it again . i 'm a genius . come here . come , come , come . excuse me . watch and learn , kids . this a little something we call a good advertising concept . what do you think of that , hmm ? male , female , yin , yang , sun , moon . oh , it 's fabulous . what am i paying you people for ? kay : wait , you want to use both of them ? alfredo : you got it , sister . look , a couple in love . just think how perfectly it embodies the musky low notes of intimacy in my fragrance . kay : no , i -- alfredo : and that is why you should get down on your knees and thank the good lord that i schlepped all the way up to this godforsaken village from new york . fox : visionary . brilliant , alfredo . two lovers on the beach , the roar of the waves , carried away by love . alfredo : and lust . fox : timeless . adam and eve , `` from here to eternity . `` alfredo : yes , yes , yes , yes . my concept is brilliant . but it only works if the two models have chemistry together . siren : oh , we have chemistry . very basic chemistry . alfredo : yes , well , let 's get alexi over here and see what he can do . their chemistry had better show up on film . alexi , where are you ? get your fanny implants over here . miguel : alexi ? kay : the photographer . siren : is n't this amazing , us working together ? and i love what he said about the musky low notes of intimacy . tabitha : oh , dear . your little plan has gone awry , i 'm afraid . siren is actually going to be paid for being intimate with miguel . [ scene_break ] luis : good . well , i 'll be waiting . theresa : did interpol find beth ? luis : no , not yet , but a friend of mine there says they 're getting close . so where were we ? fancy : we were trying to figure out who would lure all of us here to rome and why . luis : well , that 's obvious -- alistair crane . except he 's in a coma . fancy : no , maybe we 're all overreacting . ethan : i do n't think so . i mean , there 's too many coincidences here . and , oh , to top it all off , theresa received some anonymous threatening e - mail and it warned that somebody from harmony is going to die in rome . luis : theresa , let me see it . theresa : well , you know , it 's -- it 's kind of personal . luis : theresa , this is police business . let me see it . theresa : right here . here you go . luis : oh , my god . this is the same symbol that chad and i saw down in the catacombs . noah : it 's the same symbol that 's tattooed on jessica 's back . ethan : how does it read ? luis : `` someone from harmony will die in rome . `` noah : well , that 's clear enough . fancy : i do n't believe this . luis : forget about coincidences . according to this , one of us is marked for death . [ scene_break ] alexi : oh , yeah . that 's it , siren baby . uh - huh . yeah , that 's the right stuff . what are you going to do to him now ? oh , yeah ! all right , now put your hands on his butt . siren , do n't put your hands there . think pg-13 , or r at the very worst . siren : sorry . kay : this is obscene ! tabitha : well , advertising is a dirty business , kay . kay : what a shame this is n't working . these two have no sexual chemistry whatsoever . alfredo : are you mad ? this is hotter than the screening of `` brokeback `` on fire island . those two sizzle . i mean , i have never seen such pure , unadulterated heat . it 's primal . tabitha : almost magical , i 'd say . endora : someone liked it ? tabitha : right . alfredo : i 'll sell tanker cars of that crappy fragrance . kay : but really -- fox : you are so right , alfredo . our campaign is exactly what alfredo is looking for . kay : of course . alexi : ok , babies , that 's right . oh , that 's it , that 's it , siren . just a little more sugar . there it is . alfredo : yes . kay : no ! tabitha : oh , i 'm afraid our kay is n't too happy at present , endora . tabitha : you little minx . you brought siren into miguel 's life so that there was a little romance , did n't you ? yes , well , at present i might say . it 's working at present . but you do n't know mermaids , endora . i 've told you , they are flighty and fickle , every last one of them . that siren sees another handsome man or even a good - looking male from any other species , she 'll be up and leave miguel so fast , you wo n't even see her for dust . and then where are we ? back where we started , having to break up kay and fox so she can fall in love with miguel . no , we ca n't have miguel running around free . what if charity comes back to town ? those two can never enjoy connubial bliss or we are doomed , child , doomed . alexi : oh , that 's good . that is so good . priceless , priceless . tabitha : well , i do n't think this is going to work . your mermaid is just going to be a distraction . no , the romance will never be . alexi : that 's it . hot . hot , hot , hot . more skin . think skin , babies . [ scene_break ] fancy : what else does that e - mail say ? luis : wait . theresa : that 's pretty much all of it , actually . luis : theresa . theresa : what ? give me that . luis : theresa -- ethan : excuse me . theresa : ethan , stop it ! ethan : i 'll take it , thanks . well , you did n't exactly tell me how the e - mail started , did you ? `` you will gain ethan in rome , but lose your love `` ? um , why did n't you tell me about this ? theresa : because i knew you would be upset . and it 's anonymous , so i just assumed that you would think that i was behind this . ethan : yeah , that 's exactly what i think , and i think you 're going to do anything to try to break up my marriage to gwen , that 's what i think . theresa : i would never do that , ethan -- talk about people dying ? ethan : why should i believe a word you say ? theresa : because i would n't do something that sick , ethan , that crazy and stupid . fate is going to bring us together . ethan : theresa , come on -- theresa : no , really , i do n't care if you do n't believe me , it 's going to happen . no , i just have to prove that gwen was the one who sold you out to the tabloid . ethan : just stop . you 're embarrassing yourself , ok ? are you behind all of us being in rome or not ? theresa : i am not behind us all being here in rome , ok , and i am not embarrassing myself . gwen lied to you and i 'm going to prove the truth . it always comes out . i 've just got to find that sleazy editor of `` daily private lives , `` j.t . cornell . luis : that 's it ! theresa : wait , what , what ? luis : fancy , you remember earlier when we were sitting here , that guy , i could n't remember his name ? that 's it ! j.t . cornell . theresa : wait a minute . i mean , he 's here ? luis : yeah . theresa : ok , because he 's been missing , you know , for months in some kind of i.r.s . troubles or something . fancy : yeah , he was having breakfast right over there . luis : yeah . theresa : over there ? oh , my god . oh , my god , oh , my god , j.t . 's here , j.t . 's here ! ethan , i know it , he 's got the evidence , he 's got the evidence that i need to prove that it was gwen who told the world that you are really sam bennett 's son ! ethan : this -- wow , you know , this is really , really convenient . you get all of us here in rome and -- voila ! -- the editor you 've been looking for for years , he just happens to be in rome , right here . come on , what the hell do you take us for ? luis : ethan , i know that my sister has done some crazy things , but i believe her . whatever is going on here in rome , i think that it 's bigger than some crazy scheme of hers to get you back . and whoever is behind it is clever and they have used something really important to each one of us as bait . me ? i was looking for marty . marty is here with beth . theresa ? well , this is a chance for her to get you back , especially now that this editor is here to help her . chad ? he 's looking for whitney . she 's in the catacombs , evidently , although he says she looks totally different . and then there 's simone and jessica and paloma here . they 're on some crazy adventure looking for stolen paintings . and then there 's noah , who 's here with his ex - girlfriend . everyone here in rome is here for a reason . fancy : not me . i have no idea why i 'm here . theresa suggested i come here for work to get my mind off my troubles , but that was just a suggestion . i am the one who took you up on it . so there 's no reason whatsoever to lure me to rome . luis : maybe there is a reason you 're here alone in rome . i do n't like it . fancy : i can take care of myself . luis : well , do n't take it personally , but i just -- i think you need protection 24/7 . noah : i can do it . i 'll stay with her every moment of every day . [ scene_break ] alexi : oh , yeah , that 's pretty . oh , that is good . yes . oh , yeah , that 's great . perfect . that 's nice . that 's great . oh , that 's it , that 's it , siren . tabitha : oh , my . alexi : just a little more sugar . tabitha : that mermaid certainly knows what to do in the sex department . even so , it 's not going to last . tabitha : no , no , no , endora , no , no . no more . alexi : come on , where 's that fire ? miguel : siren , you look different . you look mesmerizing . siren : do i ? alexi : this is fantastic . keep going . keep going . think skin , skin , skin . alfredo : fox , i do n't know how you set up a rainbow , but it 's stupendous . hmm , look at those two go . fox : thanks , alfredo . i 'm glad you like it . alfredo : like it ? they 're magic together . kay : all right , witch , what did you do ? tabitha : do n't look at me . it was endora . kay : now miguel ca n't keep his hands off her . tabitha : now , do n't throw a hissy fit with me , young lady . you know i never encourage romance . on the contrary , i do everything in my power to squelch it , remember ? kay : sweetheart , please stop ? do n't make miguel like siren any more . alexi : oh , loving this , loving this . very nice . very nice . oh , that 's good . that is so good . priceless , priceless . loving this . mm - hmm , uh - huh . kay : this is terrible ! alfredo : oh , it 's like disco all over again ! tabitha : you knock it off , endora . it must be ball lightning , i think . kay : you have to do better than that . tabitha : oh , it -- it 's such an interesting phenomenon as it dissipates , is n't it ? alfredo : whatever it is , i 'm all for it , honey . tabitha : i 'm sorry , kay , but endora 's an incurable romantic . she 's brought love to miguel and she 's -- she 's too young to know the consequences . of course , we all find out . she 'll find out , too . kay : by then , it 'll be too late . tabitha : for whom ? kay : what ? tabitha : oh , come off it , kay . you know you want to be the one in miguel 's arms . kay : you know , i ca n't talk right now , i 'm working . tabitha : you know , it 's not like our kay to be so chicken . one of these days she 's going to have to come to terms with the fact that she 's still in love with miguel . alexi : mm - hmm , uh - huh . hot , hot . [ scene_break ] noah : i can watch over fancy every moment . i 'll die before i let anyone near her . fancy : oh , forget it . i 'd rather let someone kill me than spend another second with you . noah : fancy -- hey , hey , you 're not listening , ok ? your life could be in danger . you ca n't be alone . luis : do n't worry , she wo n't be . i 'll protect her . noah : what ? luis : i 'd be more than happy to be your bodyguard . look , i do n't want anyone to be alone here . if this e - mail is legit , then one of us is marked for death . which one of us ? and just as importantly , who 's behind this ? [ man laughs ] [ next_on ] beth : i made a big mistake not getting rid of sheridan . i am not going to make the same mistake with you , miss fancy pants . luis : we 'll be sleeping together .
arriving in rome , ethan is somewhat surprised to learn he and theresa will have to share a room , as she only booked one and there are n't any others . she told him the company booked the room when she thought he was n't coming , and once he got on the plane she forgot all about changing the booking , but he was n't buying it . but , at least she has a good reason for them to bunk together - protection from whoever is going to kill a harmonyite . luis tried to talk fancy into giving noah a chance to explain himself , saying he knew the man would never cheat on her , but he quickly gave that up when he spotted noah and maya in a hot - n - heavy kiss . they were trying to get lena off their trail , but it just caused more problems with fancy and luis instead . they all agreed to work together to fight whoever brought them all to rome , and to keep anyone from being killed . noah wants to protect fancy , but luis will be her guardian this time .
theresa : well , thanks for sneaking me in here so i can be with my son . fox : of course . the little cowpoke could use a little downtime with his mom , anyway , you know ? theresa : yeah . fox : by the way , theresa , i still do n't believe that 's the reason you were here last night . you want to tell me what you were doing ? theresa : well , it 's like i told you , i just wanted to be with my son . fox : yeah , i thought we were going to be straight with each other , theresa . is n't that the kind of relationship you told me you wanted ? theresa : yes , absolutely . fox : ok , well , then , whatever it is you 're hiding from me -- and i do believe you 're hiding something from me -- it must be very bad . [ scene_break ] mr. wheeler : i wonder what happened . it looked like they were finally going to get theirs . mrs. wheeler : oh , what you reading ? oh , my god . mr. wheeler : luis came this close to exposing the cranes for the crooks they really are last night . mrs. wheeler : and he even had proof he was going to show everyone in harmony . mr. wheeler : so why did n't he go public with it ? mrs. wheeler : i do n't know . it does n't say . but i 'm so glad he did n't . alistair and julian would have gone out of their way to punish him . mr. wheeler : yeah , well , they would have had to have gone through everyone else in harmony first . it sounds like they were clamoring for their heads . you know , it 's no wonder -- the pain those two have caused to anyone whoever came into contact with them . way to go , luis . hmm . [ scene_break ] pilar : theresa told me that you never finished what you set out to do last night at the founders ' day dance . what stopped you from exposing julian and alistair 's crimes to everyone there ? luis : well , you collapsed . that was my number one priority . pilar : nothing should come before proving what those men have done to our friends , our neighbors , our own family . now , i know how desperate you were to prove to sheridan that she had been brainwashed . i know how much you love her , luis . what stopped you ? i want to know . miguel : go ahead , luis . tell her the whole story . you know , she 's going to find out sooner or later anyway . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i still ca n't believe that we 're leaving harmony today , maybe for forever . antonio : are you having second thoughts or what ? sheridan : no . of course not . it 's just harmony is the only real home i 've ever known . you know , after my mother died , and father sent me to boarding school , i was just always so homesick . i always felt this deep sense of longing for my home and my family . antonio : well , do you think that it had more to do because you were missing your mother , because , you know , the rest of your family , including alistair and julian -- i -- well , i can just tell you if they were in my family they 'd be pretty easy to forget . sheridan : ca n't argue with that . antonio : but you know what ? you are my family now . i 'm going to protect and love you with everything , ok ? you know that , do n't you ? sheridan : i do . antonio : ok . then why do you look so sad ? i mean , what is it that you 're afraid of leaving behind here ? antonio : or who ? [ scene_break ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places , and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet ; and i would fly on the wings of the bird , i knew , could take me highest . breathe in , breathe out ; you keep me alive ; you are the fire burning inside of me . you are my passion for life . [ scene_break ] antonio : sheridan , what 's holding you back ? come on , you can tell me anything . if it -- sheridan : i know that . antonio : is it luis ? is that what it is ? because if he 's badgering you , then i swear -- sheridan : no , no , antonio , please . stop blaming luis , ok ? there 's enough bad blood between you two already , and i ca n't stand you two being at each other 's throats . if anything , luis is the reason why i want to go back to st. lisa 's . at least , you know , you wo n't be able to kill one another from far away . antonio : by the way , where did you go last night ? sheridan : where did i go ? where were you ? when i got out of the bath , you were gone . i went looking for you , but i could n't find you . antonio : i went to hank 's apartment to see luis . sheridan : when ? oh , god , you two did n't fight , did you ? antonio : came close . sheridan : you see ? this is what i mean . this is why we have to leave . and i just -- i could n't bear it if one of you two got hurt because of me . it 's bad enough that my father blames me for my mother 's death . antonio : oh , come on , sheridan , you know better than that . sheridan : you know , i know that i should , but , you know , sometimes , i just -- i ca n't get over the guilt . i just would n't be able to stand it if one of you two got hurt because of me . antonio : what happened between luis and me -- that has nothing to do with you . it 's not your fault . he 's been hounding you ever since he found out you were alive . and besides , i just want -- i just want you to feel good about us leaving today . sheridan : i 'm trying . i really am . and as beautiful as st. lisa 's is , harmony 's my home . antonio : well , call me crazy , but the way i see it home is where the two of us are , together . i mean , come on , think about st. lisa 's -- how much fun we had there . that 's where we fell in love , remember ? well , this time it 's going to be even better . and i was thinking we could even start that family that we were talking about . sheridan : that does sound wonderful . antonio : good . then i better get the bags together , because we should n't wait around here all day , ok ? sheridan : ok . [ knock on door ] sheridan : oh . i 'll get that . you 've got your hands full . hey . gwen : hey . please do n't go . i need you , sheridan . theresa 's at it again . please . sheridan : honey . [ scene_break ] theresa : ok , stop staring at me like you can see right through me . fox : why ? you 're not feeling guilty about whatever it is you were doing here at the mansion last night , are you ? theresa : you know , i never would have taken you for the suspicious type , fox . but , no , it 's like i told you . i was here for my son , so -- fox : right . yeah , it 's like i told you i was a virgin when we met . theresa : you do n't believe me , ok , but it 's the truth . fox : ok . ok , whatever you say , theresa . look , in any case , you better use your time you have with little ethan this morning wisely , you know , because rebecca and gwen -- they 're going to do whatever they can to get back at you for switching places with the surrogate . in fact , i 'm surprised my wicked stepmother has n't put up a barbed - wire fence around little ethan 's room to keep you out from here on in . theresa : well , they can try whatever they want , but you know what ? all bets are off once i have this baby that gwen so desperately wants . they will be ready to make a trade faster than you can arod . [ scene_break ] miguel : you ca n't keep a secret like this from mama , luis . she 's bound to find out . pilar : for you not to do everything in your power to win sheridan back , it must be a very good reason . luis : all right , well , look , you just woke up . why do n't we talk about this later , ok ? pilar : ahora , mijo . i want to talk about it now . miguel : if luis wo n't say it , then i will . he let alistair and julian off scot - free last night for you . i mean , that 's why you got moved to the top of the list . it 's the only reason , because luis agreed to back off on his threats to expose him . pilar : oh , no , mijo . luis : well , mama , it was the only way i could get you treatment . alistair was holding all the cards , and without medical attention last night , you would have died . pilar : you turned over all the proof you had against him ? the proof that would have shown everyone what a horrible man he is and all the horrible things he 's done over the years ? luis : yeah . i 'd do it again . i had no choice . pilar : you chose to save my life , even though it meant losing any chance of winning sheridan back ? luis : yeah , and i 'd do it again in a heartbeat . [ scene_break ] tabitha : motherhood . huh , it 's for the birds . there you are up there without a care in the world after keeping your poor old mama up all night with your teething -- or in your case , your fanging -- and now i 've got to get cracking and try and save our sorry broomsticks . first , i 'm going to have a nice hot cup of steaming witch 's brew . [ the water in the gazing bowl begins to bowl . ] now , what , you scummy bowl of bad news ? i do n't know if i can take much more of this . not again . have n't i got enough work right here in harmony without being haunted and taunted from south of the border ? [ the bowl focuses on mr. and mrs. wheeler in mexico . ] [ scene_break ] man : say `` cheese . `` [ a photographer taking photos of cute young women in front of mr. and mrs. wheeler . ] mrs. wheeler : luis is either crazy or very brave to even attempt taking on alistair and julian in this way . mr. wheeler : a little bit of both , i suspect , knowing who his parents are . mrs. wheeler : well , it looks like they escaped the crane wrath . but who 's to stay luis wo n't try again to expose their sins ? does that worry you ? mr. wheeler : yeah , but luis is a grown man now . and from everything i 've heard , he 's more than capable of taking care of himself . mrs. wheeler : yeah , it seems like only yesterday he was such a cute little boy . mr. wheeler : we promised . we must n't revisit the past . it does n't do us any good . paloma : good morning . mrs. wheeler : good morning , paloma . mr. wheeler : good morning . paloma : is n't that the newspaper from my family 's town in the states ? what is it doing here ? mr. wheeler : i think that your aunt must have picked it up to see if there was any news about your mother . paloma : why would they write about my mother if she 's getting better like tia maria said ? she did n't have a relapse , did she ? mr. wheeler : no , no , nothing like that . paloma : it does n't matter to me , anyway . i 'm about as interested in her health as she is in mine . mrs. wheeler : paloma , your mother loves you more than you know . paloma : oh , really ? is that why of all her children i 'm the one she sent here to mexico when she raised everyone else at home ? tia , if that 's love , i can live without it , ok ? mrs. wheeler : honey , come sit with me a minute , ok ? listen , honey , you 're young . you do n't know the first thing about love yet and how complicated it can be . sometimes people do things for reasons that they have to and other people just are n't going to understand them . paloma : why are you defending her ? it 's not like you ever met her . mr. wheeler : have you given any more thought to visiting harmony ? paloma : yes -- mr .. wheeler : and ? paloma : i have . i 'm not going . mrs. wheeler : paloma , you are making a terrible mistake . paloma : you are not my parents . you ca n't make me . mr .. wheeler : sweetheart , no matter what you think , i 'm sure it would mean the world for your mother to see you . mrs. wheeler : especially after it 's been such a long time . it would be the best medicine for her . paloma : who says ? according to tia maria , the call from theresa last night said my mother was improving . she obviously does n't need me . mr. wheeler : no , no , that 's not so . a parent longs to see his or her child . paloma : well , send her my picture by email . mrs. wheeler : oh , paloma -- paloma : listen , both of you have always been wonderful to me . look , let 's face it , you 're not my family , and you do n't know everything about me . trust me , my family can make all the noise about it they want , but deep down inside they know they do n't want me , which is just fine with me . [ scene_break ] luis : well , i do n't know why you 're so surprised . you know how much i love you . pilar : i know . but for you to give up your chance to be with sheridan -- i would have never asked for such a sacrifice from you . luis : i know you would n't . that 's what makes you so special . pilar : you and sheridan would have had your whole lives together . i 'm going to die someday -- luis : no , hey , i do n't want to hear any more talk like that , ok ? now , you 're going to live a long and happy life if i have anything to say about it . and you know that i would never have been able to live with my self if i did n't do everything i could to make you better . pilar : i can never thank you enough . luis : yeah , you can . as soon as eve gives you the ok , i want you out of here , all right ? and that 's the best present you could ever give me . pilar : i 'll do my best . luis : all right . pilar : but what about you ? and what about sheridan ? really , you ca n't honestly tell me that you 're prepared to just relinquish your feelings for her . i know you want to spend the rest of your life with her . luis : do n't you worry about that , ok ? now , you just concentrate on getting better . pilar : how can i when i know what your decision last night cost you ? please tell me you have not given up on your love . luis : i 'll never give up . i do n't know about sheridan , though . antonio 's going to drag her off to st. lisa 's tonight . pilar : you ca n't let her go , mijo . you go to sheridan right now and you stop her . [ scene_break ] sheridan : come on in . so , what happened ? gwen : it 's the baby . sheridan : i do n't understand . i mean , the last time we talked you were going to go through the surrogacy so you could have a biological child . gwen : that 's what we did . after theresa 's horrible stunt , we tried the process again with heather . she was implanted just the other night with our fertilized egg . sheridan : then what 's wrong ? gwen : sheridan , it did n't take . she miscarried . sheridan : oh , gwen , i 'm so sorry . you must be so disappointed , but , i mean , you can try again , ca n't you ? i mean , i always heard that these things take a few times for the pregnancy to take . ethan : yeah . that 's the problem . we found out that gwen 's eggs -- they 're not viable , and they ca n't be implanted in heather or any other potential surrogate . sheridan : oh , i 'm so sorry . well , what about theresa ? i mean , did she lose that baby , too ? ethan : no , no , she 's very much pregnant . eve says it 's nothing short of a miracle . if nothing goes wrong , she should deliver very soon . sheridan : well , gwen , that 's great . that 's great news . i mean , you and ethan will be able to have your own biological child . [ scene_break ] theresa : oh , my . that was awesome . [ theresa watching little ethan demonstrate his martial arts . ] fox : yeah , now , see , i told you . no , he 's amazing . he 's a natural . at this rate , he 's going to be a black belt in no time . theresa : that 's right . that 's my boy . fox : that 's right , that 's right . hey , go get that yellow belt that you earned last week . we 'll show it to your mom , ok ? little ethan : ok . fox : all right , i think she 'd like to see that . this is unbelievable , that kid . you know , theresa , i love watching you two together , i got to tell you . i mean , really , he 's lucky to have you for a mom . theresa : thanks . tell that to gwen and rebecca , huh ? fox : i have told that to gwen and rebecca , and i 'm also going to tell them how lucky they are to have you carrying gwen 's biological child , and especially now that the chosen surrogate 's miscarried . it 's interesting , but i guess that kind of makes you gwen and ethan 's last hope for a biological baby , huh ? theresa : right . fox : so , apparently , dr. russell told gwen that it wo n't do her any good to have any more of her fertilized eggs implanted into a surrogate because her eggs are n't viable , so -- theresa : yeah , that 's what she said . fox : yeah , which to me , makes it all the more amazing that you 're still holding on to the baby inside of you . theresa : yeah , i 'm made of some pretty strong stuff , i guess . fox : well , we already knew that . i mean , look , any other girl would have miscarried by now , but not you . you 're still pregnant . talk about a miracle . so how do you do it , theresa ? how are you still pregnant with gwen 's baby when her eggs are n't viable ? fox : so what 's your secret , anyway , huh ? i mean , theresa , how have you managed to stay pregnant when it sounds to me like the odds are about a zillion to one ? theresa : you 're asking me ? fox : yeah , i guess . theresa : well , i 'm not a doctor , so -- but i can say it 's like what you said -- it 's a miracle . fox : yeah . theresa : you know , god must really want me to carry ethan and gwen 's baby to term so i 'll have the ammunition i need to get my child back . fox : you never cease to amaze me . theresa : and why is that ? fox : because , you know , when you want something , you set your sights on it and you do n't stop until you get it . theresa : well , little ethan is my life , and i 'll do whatever i have to get him back . fox : yeah . [ scene_break ] gwen : i just do n't understand . i mean , not at all . dr. russell said that none of my eggs were viable , so how is it that theresa is the only person in this whole world who can hold on to a pregnancy with my embryo ? i mean , why is it that everything works out in her favor , and everything in my life goes to hell in a hand basket ? sheridan : oh , gwen , look , you ca n't think of it that way . all right , look , i know it 's painful to have theresa carrying your child , but something wonderful is going to happen for you and ethan when she gives birth to that baby . i know all too well how painful it is to lose a child of your own . but i can tell you this -- i ca n't wait to have another one , no matter how he or she comes into the world . antonio : i 'm ready when you are . gwen : sheridan , i know you 're just trying to make me feel better , and i really appreciate that . i do n't know how i 'm going to get through these next few months without you . i mean , am i being horribly selfish to ask you to postpone your trip just for a little while ? i mean , why ca n't you move to st. lisa 's next year or something ? antonio : i 'm -- i 'm sorry , gwen . we 're leaving today . [ scene_break ] mr. wheeler : paloma , you know , i do n't have to be a relative to know that your family loves you very much . paloma : maybe my brothers and sister are a little curious about me . but my mother ? forget it . i 'll bet you anything she would n't care if i fell off the face of the earth . mrs. wheeler : that is not true . pilar loves you very , very much . paloma : then why did she send me away ? she kept theresa at home , and luis and miguel . well , antonio left on his own , not because she banished him like she did me . mr. wheeler : i know , but we 've explained all this to you many times . paloma : oh , yeah , yeah , i remember . my poor mother found herself all alone with too many children to feed . so how come she managed to put food on the table for everyone else but me ? why was i singled out to live in another country , shipped off to tia maria like an orphaned dog ? mr. wheeler : that 's not true . now , i 'm sure the decision was very difficult for your mother , but was made for your own good . she probably believed that you 'd have the best chance for a good life here -- a private school , an education that she was unable to provide for you in the states . she wanted you to have the best . paloma : i do n't buy it , and i still do n't understand . why are you defending her ? when you love your children , you want to be near them . there 's no excuse for abandoning someone you care about . [ scene_break ] pilar : you can not let sheridan leave town . you go and find her and you stop her right now . luis : yeah , well , how ? all right , antonio 's convinced her that moving away is the right thing to do . pilar : mijo , because she does n't know all the terrible things julian and alistair have done to keep the two of you apart . luis : exactly . i was n't able to prove it to her the way i wanted , and now sheridan -- oh , come on , she has no choice but to stay with antonio and honor her marriage vows . i mean -- pilar : look , luis , you need to get the proof back and present it to sheridan somehow . miguel : bad idea , mama . i mean , by now alistair 's probably destroyed the c.d.s , or he 's hidden them someplace where nobody 's going to find them . if luis starts snooping around again , alistair will kill him . pilar : there 's got to be another way to prove this to sheridan . what about this doctor that brainwashed her at the hospital ? luis : dr. ackland ? no , that guy 's as scared of alistair as anyone else , and he insists he knows nothing . pilar : and since when have you taken no for an answer ? your whole life you have battled against impossible odds when you knew you were right . do n't give up now , not when your love 's at stake . you have saved my life , mijo . now it 's time you save your own . [ scene_break ] tabitha : huh ! look at those two idiots encouraging pilar 's daughter to come home . i warned them to leave this alone . but would they listen ? oh , no , because they think they know better . if that child returns to her family , all hell is going to break loose around here . and endora and i -- we 're going to be the first casualties . [ scene_break ] mr. wheeler : you 're not being fair , paloma . now , you 're blaming your mother when i 'm sure that she suffered terribly at not having you with her all these years . honey , i 'm sorry that this caused you so much pain . paloma : i do n't get this . why are you both taking my decision not to visit harmony so personally ? mrs. wheeler : we just hate to see you hurt . paloma : but it 's not your fault ! it 's my mother 's , hers and nobody else 's . [ scene_break ] pilar : you have done so much already for this family . now it 's your turn . luis : all right -- pilar : please , just go . you fight for sheridan , and you do whatever you have to do to keep her here . please , do n't you dare give up . luis : mama , would you please calm down ? all right , look , this is n't good for you , ok ? and i 'll see you later . pilar : you just -- you follow your heart , mijo . luis : all right . miguel : hey , i 'll go talk to him . pilar : ok . [ scene_break ] miguel : hey . what are you going to do ? luis : well , she 's right . as long as sheridan 's still in harmony , i have a chance . i 've got to stop her from leaving . miguel : what about antonio ? luis : what about him ? miguel : look , luis , you 're my brother , and i support you , ok , but antonio is sheridan 's legal husband . from his point of view , every time he turns around , you 're making moves on his wife . you know , if you do n't stop trying to get sheridan back , next time , antonio could kill you . [ scene_break ] antonio : there 's no way that sheridan and i can change our plans . ethan : i understand . well , i 'll miss sheridan as much as gwen will , but i would never stand in the way of her happiness . gwen : you 're going to come back for visits , though , right ? sheridan : i -- antonio : that really depends on luis , to tell you the truth . i mean , i would like nothing more than for luis to marry beth and take care of their child together , be a father to that child , but the day that luis accepts the fact that sheridan loves me and respects our marriage , then that 's when we 'll think about coming back to harmony . it depends on luis . [ scene_break ] fox : so where 's your belt ? what 'd you do with it ? little ethan : i ca n't find it . theresa : oh . fox : no , that 's ok . i think i know where it is , maybe . it 's right here . theresa : ok . fox : come on . theresa : i hope and pray that ethan got me pregnant last night . that 's the only way i can get my child back . [ scene_break ] gwen : i am going to call you every day , you know ? sheridan : of course , and we can email each other every day . you have to send me pictures of that baby when it 's born . gwen : oh , god , sheridan , this baby 's going to be growing in theresa 's belly for nine months before i even get to meet it . sheridan : oh , honey , look , i know , it 's going to be weird . now , are you sure that theresa 's pregnant , that the implantation took ? gwen : yeah . i mean , we have proof . sheridan : what kind of proof ? gwen : she took a pregnancy test , and it was positive . sheridan : you know , as great as those things are , they 're not always right . i mean , if they 're not done right , they can give a false response . gwen : you know , i never even thought about that before . i mean , besides which , i mean , theresa 's a compulsive liar . antonio : hey , gwen -- gwen : antonio , listen , i do n't have a problem with you or anyone else in your family , but your sister -- antonio : all right , after everything you 've been through , i guess i ca n't blame you . gwen : listen , theresa would lie about anything , even about carrying my child . that 's how much she despises me . sheridan : look , i did n't mean to accuse theresa of anything . i mean , for all your sakes , i really do hope that she is pregnant with your child . gwen : you know what ? i am going to miss you very much . and you promise to call me when you get there , ok ? sheridan : yes , yes , i will . gwen : all right . [ phone rings ] gwen : hello . what ? i 'll be right there . honey , we have to go . there 's something we have got to do . i wish we could stay . sweetheart , have a great trip , ok ? i love you . sheridan : thank you . i love you , too . gwen : honey , we have to go . ethan : all right . sheridan : bye . [ scene_break ] miguel : i 'm going to go back in and sit with mama . but i 'd feel a whole lot better if i knew what you were up to . luis : i already told you -- miguel : leave sheridan alone , luis , all right ? she and antonio are probably packing to leave town as we speak . you know , you go over there , you get in the middle of this thing , it 's just going to end badly . can i have your word that you 're going to back off this thing , or do i have to shout at you all day ? luis : you have my word . miguel : all right , then . luis : all right . [ miguel leaves to go back to pilar 's room . ] luis : i hate to lie to you , miguel , but i had no choice . [ scene_break ] mr. wheeler : look , we do n't mean to interfere in your personal business . paloma : well , you are . it 's my life . and as important as both of you are to me , you 're not my family . i have a right to my own feelings about who i 'm related to . mrs. wheeler : of course you do . we 're just trying to present the other side to you , paloma . paloma : tia , from where i sit , there 's no other side . oh , gosh , i forgot i promised ana i would study with her before school . i 'm late . see you later . mr. wheeler : goodbye , sweetheart . paloma : bye . mrs. wheeler : if she only knew -- mr .. wheeler : how different things would be . paloma would hate me , both of us instead of pilar . mrs. wheeler : you 're right . mr. wheeler : she 'd despise us more than anything on earth . [ scene_break ] theresa : i 've got to get going before fox comes looking for me . gwen : where is she ? i know she 's in the house . theresa : oh , god , that 's gwen . gwen : i know she 's here , ethan . i know she 's in this house . where is she ? fox : where 's -- where 's who ? who are you even talking about ? gwen : do n't even play dumb . the maid already called and told me that she saw her . little ethan : you mean mommy ? where did she go ? gwen : you know , sweetheart , that is exactly what i would like to know . fox : yeah -- no , he 's confused . he 's talking about the last time he saw her a couple of days ago . who knows ? little ethan : no , i 'm not . she wanted to see my new belt . gwen : you know , sweetheart , i bet she did want to see your belt , but i am going to find her for you , ok ? i 'm going to find her if it 's the last thing i do . ethan : why do n't you bring little ethan downstairs . he should n't be up here just in case . fox : yes , but she 's not even here . ethan : fox , just do it . fox : yeah , ok . all right , let 's go show phyllis the belt . she 'd like to see that thing , i think . gwen : honey , i 'm going to turn this house upside down until i find her , and i 'm going to start with our bedroom . [ scene_break ] antonio : you know what ? i 'll start putting all the bags in the car , ok ? sheridan : ok . sheridan : goodbye , little house . i 'll miss you and all the people i 'm leaving behind . sheridan : goodbye , luis . take care . [ talking to a photo of luis . ] [ scene_break ] dr. ackland : this is n't a good time . i 'm busy . luis : make time . dr. ackland : i 'll make time to call security . luis : no , actually , you wo n't . you see , you 're going to talk to me until i get all the answers i need . now , tell me exactly what you did to sheridan while she was your patient in the psych ward . dr. ackland : you really want to go through this again , luis ? oh , i take it you 're still suspended from the police force for your violent , erratic behavior . luis : again , what did you do to sheridan ? dr. ackland : i treated sheridan for severe posttraumatic and postpartum depression , including serious and repeated hallucinations that another woman 's child was her own . what i did to sheridan was to save her life . luis : no , it 's more like you stole the life right out from under her with some sick treatment that she 's lucky she even survived . dr. ackland : you have no idea what you 're talking about . luis : oh , i do . you see , i know the truth , whether or not you want to tell me . or maybe you heard . well , i came into possession of some of alistair 's most secret files . i decoded them , and , well , one of those files spelled out exactly what you did to sheridan . dr. ackland : it 's nonsense . luis : hmm . i know everything . so you 're going to tell sheridan exactly what it is you did to her , or i 'm going to take everything i know to the medical board , and then , well , you 'll never practice medicine again , not in harmony , not in the united states , not anywhere . so you 're going to tell sheridan in your own words exactly what you did to her . dr. ackland : i ca n't . he 'll kill me . luis : what 's that ? who will kill you ? [ next_on ] mrs .. wheeler : if no one finds us , we will live happily ever after . tabitha : stay away ! harmony is a dangerous place , especially for people like you . luis : you 're going to start talking and you 're going to tell me exactly what you did to sheridan .
pilar encourages luis to go after sheridan and not to let anything stop him . miguel thinks luis should not antagonize antonio any further . gwen asks sheridan to postpone her trip to st. lisa until after theresa gives birth to the child she was implanted with . antonio refuses to stay in harmony , because of luis .
jessica : oh -- watch it ! kay : how long have you been here ? jessica : long enough . kay : dad and i were having a private conversation . jessica : oh , like you 've never eavesdropped in your life ? i learned how to do it from you . kay : still -- jessica : and just for the record , i 'm not buying this new - and - improved - kay act like dad is . you 're still the same selfish brat you 've always been . kay : oh , whatever . think what you want , ok ? the fact is , maria has made me grow up a lot faster than i 've wanted to . and you might want to try that sometime . jessica : why should i when it 's a lot more fun being young and hanging out ? kay : you lost your virginity to a stone - cold creep , jessica . and you could have died from all those drugs you were fooling around with . jessica : but i did n't , which must mean something . kay : it means you were lucky ! and i do n't even think you realize how scared dad was , how much he loves you . jessica : oh , spare me . next you 'll be telling me poison ivy loves me , too . kay : well , you know what ? she might not be the monster you make her out to be . jessica : says who ? i do n't ever want her back here , ever . and you can forget your little family dinner . i 'm going out . kay : jessica , no ! dad wants you home . jessica : ivy could n't stop me , and you ca n't , either . kay : i know what you want to do . you want to go out and hurt yourself some more . i wo n't let you break dad 's heart again . i just wo n't ! jessica : get off me ! i 'm going out , and you can not stop me ! kay : yes , i can ! you could have been killed twice now by those disgusting guys ! i 'll be damned if i 'm going to let you go out and do it again ! [ scene_break ] ned : you look wet . fancy : you creep . you jerk ! you -- i mean , god ! ned : hey , what 's the matter ? you 're the one who likes games so much . now i think we 're even . oh -- [ fancy laughs ] fancy : ah . ned : you -- fancy : enjoy your swim . ned : poor little rich girl thinks she 's pretty funny , huh ? fancy : said one drowned rat to another . ned : hey , now there 's an idea . [ fancy screams ] [ scene_break ] [ mrs. wallace hums ] beth : my god , mother , what have you gone and bought now ? mrs. wallace : what i deserve for raising alistair crane 's child from hell , missy . beth : you ca n't keep spending money like this ! my god ! come on , alistair warned us . we 've got to keep a low profile . we should put the money in the bank for emergencies . mrs. wallace : ah -- beth : well , did you think of your grandson ? mrs. wallace : bethie , sweetums , little marty here is not my grandson . [ beth gasps ] mrs. wallace : but of course i remembered the little tyke ! here we go ! here 's your present ! beth : oh , my gosh ! mrs. wallace : are you ready for this ? ooh ! beth : wow ! [ mrs. wallace imitates a train ] beth : marty , look what your grandma got you ! you 're such a lucky boy . oh , our luck is finally changing . and soon , luis will come and be with us , and we 'll be a real family , wo n't we ? mrs. wallace : oh . well , that is as long as luis does n't figure out that sheridan 's your half sister . beth : well , he wo n't . mrs. wallace : and if he does , he 's going to see that the d.n.a . cuts both ways , missy , that sheridan was right and that marty is her son . marty : mommy . beth : shh ! come here . do you wake up early in the morning just to try to wreck my day , huh ? oh , yeah , we 've got nothing to worry about , right ? mmm - mmm - mmm- mmm . yeah . well , luis and sheridan have no idea that alistair is my father -- no idea -- and sheridan will never know that i 'm her half sister . [ beth laughs ] luis : what 's going on here ? marty : mama . [ scene_break ] tabitha : come on , sheridan . hurry down that hill toward my front door . you just need a little extra push from me to finally extinguish your eternal love for luis . oh , endora , are n't mortals amusing ? look at her . she 's running towards her own destruction . and the sooner i convince her to call her friend dottie and recheck those d.n.a . results , the sooner she 'll be proven right -- that marty is her son , and luis has been wrong all along . and she 'll never be able to forgive him for not trusting her , letting her down on this most important issue in her whole life . whoo ! look at her go ! endora , dear , will you give that voodoo friend of yours a face - lift ? we do n't want to give the game away here now , you know . tabitha : well , that 's awfully good . hmm . and here she comes ! welcome , sheridan ! oh , come on . just a few more steps into my parlor , said the spider to the fly . tabitha : endora ? our guest has arrived . let the destruction begin . tabitha : one , two , three -- sheridan : tabitha ? where -- where am -- your house . tabitha : yes , dear . welcome ! how nice of you to visit . sheridan : um -- what am i doing here ? tabitha : well , i thought you dropped in to surprise me . sheridan : i do n't remember how i got here . tabitha : oh , dear , how confusing for you . sheridan : dear god . luis already thinks i 'm crazy because i think that marty is my child , and now i do n't remember how i got here . maybe he 's right . maybe i really am losing my mind . tabitha : oh , you are overheated and upset , dear . you come and sit down over here , and tabitha will get you a nice glass of iced tea , huh ? sheridan : hi , sweetheart . what a pretty little doll you have . tabitha : oh , yes , that 's a brand - new one , hmm . here you are , dear . sheridan : thank you . tabitha : now , you just relax there and tell tabby all about it , huh ? sheridan : i 'm really not sure if i can . i -- the next thing i know , i 'm up at my cottage outside , and now i 'm here , and i really do n't know how i got here . tabitha : well , i did n't hear a car . you must have walked . sheridan : all the way from raven 's hill ? that 's miles from here . my feet are really sore . tabitha : maybe you have something on your mind , dear . i get very forgetful when i 'm worried . sheridan : you 're so kind , tabitha , but i really should go and let you get back to whatever it is you were doing . tabitha : oh , no , my dear . no , no , you must stay . i mean , you hardly ever visit . we have so much to catch up on . sheridan : no , i really do n't think -- tabitha : i insist . [ scene_break ] luis : well , beth ? what 's going on here ? beth : well , i can explain . luis : well , i hope so ! where did you get all of this stuff ? it must have cost thousands of dollars ! and where did you get that ? mrs. wallace : oh , do you like it ? you know , maybe i can snag me a new gentleman caller . luis : beth , how could you afford all of this stuff ? beth : i told you , alistair bribed me to break up you and sheridan . he gave me a huge check . luis : and you cashed it ? what , are you insane ? beth : no , i did n't . mother did . i had no idea . look , she 's getting worse . she 's crazy as a cupcake . mrs. wallace : crazy ? crazy ? who are you calling crazy , missy fit , huh ? [ scene_break ] ned : you had enough , fancy pants ? fancy : you idiot ! what are you trying to do , drown me ? ned : ow -- whoa -- hey , you do n't look like you 're drowning back there . fancy : look at me . i 'm a mess ! ned : i do n't know . you -- nah , you 're right , you look awful . fancy : you did this ! look at me ! ned : hey , cool your jets , all right ? it 's just a little water . you know , an ice cube like you is not going to melt , all right ? once you get out and you dry off , you 'll be back to your usual glamorous , plastic self . fancy : oh , my shoes are ruined ! and do n't judge me , you jerk . you do n't know anything about me . ned : well , i know you 're used to getting what you want when you want it . you know , you snap your fingers , and the world hops to ? and i do n't need anyone like you in my life . fancy : how dare you assume you know what i 'm like . ned : i know the type . i went to boarding school with a lot of other `` fancy 's . `` i know how you and all those little clones of you operate . no offense , but i do n't need or want to know you any better . you 're all alike . [ ned chuckles ] ned : see what i mean ? [ scene_break ] jessica : you 're out of your mind ! let me up , kay ! kay : forget it ! you just want to go out and do more drugs and find another randy guy because you know it 's going to hurt dad ! there 's no way ! jessica : you 're nuts ! kay : hey , i 'm not the one who has an appointment with the shrink , sweetie . now , listen , your dad who loves you just went out to get your favorite ice cream to go with the dinner i 'm making . now , when he gets back here , we 're going to have a nice family dinner if i have to tie you in a chair . jessica : you 're not my jailer ! kay : if i have to hurt you to stop you , i will do it . got it ? kay : so help me i will hurt you , jessica . jessica : hmm . go ahead . you hit me with that thing and you 'll be sorry . i 'll get you sent to prison for years . kay : god ! i mean , what is wrong with you ? you 're driving me and dad and everyone around you crazy . sometimes i think you 're in trouble and i worry , and other times i just think you 're being a little brat . jessica : oh . takes one to know one . you have n't given a damn about anyone except yourself for as long as i can remember . kay : that 's not true , ok , and do n't make this about me , all right ? i 'm not the one who 's hurting herself and taking drugs and running around town like a little sex - happy slut . jessica : oh , yeah -- you did n't have to . you tricked miguel into sleeping with you and then you had his bastard baby . kay : maria 's the best thing that ever happened to me . jessica : yeah , but are you the best thing that ever happened to her ? huh , she had a pretty lousy start in life and now she 's got a single mom who barely sees her because all you ever do is work at that cannery . kay : i have to . that 's what pays the bills . jessica : hmm -- does n't that sound familiar ? you sound just like dad . after all the mistakes you 've made , you do n't have the right to lecture me . kay : the hell i do n't . i 've learned from my mistakes -- you have n't . and you 're too stupid to see that i only want what 's best for you . we care about you , jessica . i care ! i mean , damn it , do n't you know that i love you ? [ scene_break ] fancy : you , sir , are no gentleman . ned : and you , miss , are no lady . fancy : the hell i 'm not ! ned : look , you 're not the only one who 's seen `` gone with the wind , `` ok ? and besides , i am a gentleman . my family raised me right , ok , to mind my manners , especially my mom , who always taught me to stand when a woman enters the room , use the right silverware , do n't forget to write thank - you notes -- the whole bit . fancy : guess you 've got a retention problem . you 're acting like a blue - collar boor now . ned : maybe you just bring out the worst in me . fancy : oh ! ned : and if you want people to think you 're a lady , you should n't go around throwing drinks on them . fancy : i am and will always be a lady . ned : yeah , keep telling yourself that , kid . now , if you 'll excuse me , a gentleman does n't want to keep his date waiting . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : who you calling crazy ? boy , that 's the pot calling the kettle -- beth : you . you 're crazy . now , knock it off . mrs. wallace : the hell i will ! beth : mother , anyone who would cash alistair crane 's check is crazy ! luis : all right , beth . please . now , you 're making me a little uncomfortable when you speak to your mother like that . beth : ok , luis , you have no idea what goes on in this house . mrs. wallace : huh . i 'll say . beth : i mean -- [ marty fusses ] beth : ok . you go in there , baby . mother and i -- we love each other very much , but we fight like cats and dogs . all mothers and daughters do . i 'm just under pressure . i 'm a single working mother . i 'm trying to pay the bills ! luis : well , i know you have a lot on your plate right now . beth : yeah , and even though i do n't know where my next mortgage payment is coming from , i will make sure that mother returns all the money to alistair , every penny of it . mrs. wallace : no , no ! that 's my money ! i earned it ! beth : mother -- now . mrs. wallace : oh . beth : i -- i do n't mean to yell at her , luis . she just -- she ca n't think straight . i mean , she 's getting worse . luis : and i did n't mean to jump down your throat . it 's just when i -- oh . when i saw all this stuff , you know , i just freaked out a little bit . beth : i know , i know , and i know you 're under a lot of pressure dealing with sheridan and her being so unstable . well , here . come and sit down . just move that stuff . you know , we 're really two of a kind , you know ? mother really does belong in a home . luis : maybe you 're right , especially now that precious is n't here to take care of her . beth : yeah . i ca n't tell you how tempting those ads for sweet serenity are , but i could n't bear to put her away in a home . i mean , she 's already had a heart attack and a stroke . who knows ? she could go at any time now . luis : you have such a big heart . you know , i wish that sheridan could see you now . beth : oh . luis : hmm . [ scene_break ] tabitha : now , you just relax , dear . now , tell me -- how is your lovely luis doing , hmm ? sheridan : well , luis -- actually , we 're having problems . tabitha : oh . harmony 's perfect couple -- oh , dear . well , do n't tell me -- you have trust issues , hmm ? sheridan : how did you know ? tabitha : oh ! well , it 's par for the course , dear . it 's normal for the bonfire of passion to burn down to the banked coals of love , but without trust , the fire -- the fire goes out completely . been going on for thousands of years . sheridan : i just do n't know what to do anymore . tabitha : well , why do n't you tell tabby all about it , huh ? sometimes it helps to talk things through with someone who 's seen it all before . maybe i can help you make some difficult decision ? [ scene_break ] jessica : you love me ? kay : well , duh . jessica : liar . you 'd say anything to get me to stick around this dump . kay : that 's not true . jessica : please . kay : can you hear yourself ? you sound like you 're 5 years old . why am i surprised ? all your life , you 've acted like miss little goody - goody in front of mom and dad . oh , but if you did n't get your way , you would scream until you were blue in the face . it was all about you . jessica : yeah , right ! and who gave me lessons ? queen kay was always right and us poor peasants better be careful or we 'd get our heads cut off . huh -- no wonder reese dumped you for me . kay : hey , do n't pull that on me , ok ? i 'm onto you and i always have been . you 've always had a little evil streak in you . jessica : hmm . kay : i 'm just the only one who knew about it . even noah defended you . jessica : oh , because i 'm his baby sister . kay : well , i 've learned how to take care of his baby sister . [ scene_break ] ned : oh . oh , sandra . i love it when you rub me down . sandra : your wish is my command , o lord and master . ned : oh , wait -- look . i think you missed a spot right there . sandra : that better ? ned : much . ned : thanks for drying me off . want to help me get dressed ? sandra : maybe . at least help you get out of that . fancy : you pick that up now ! that bag probably costs more than your car ! sandra : that girl is beyond belief . ned : hey , i thought you did n't care about money . fancy : pick it up ! ned : fine , fine . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i -- i really do n't want to burden you with my problems . tabitha : oh , do n't be embarrassed , sheridan . i 've known you since you were a little girl -- tabitha 's voice : in one lifetime or another . sheridan : you have ? actually , you know what ? i -- i think i do remember you from one halloween when julian took me out trick - or - treating . tabitha : oh , yes . oh , how could i forget ? oh , good times -- good times . young sheridan : it 's so quiet . young julian : scared ? young sheridan : of course not . young julian : you should be . do n't tell father i brought you here . he says we should stay away from this house . the old woman who lives here is creepy . young sheridan : trick or treat . [ tabitha cackles ] tabitha : ooh . who do we have here ? ooh , it 's little snow white . [ young sheridan screams ] tabitha : oh ! do n't be frightened , my pretty . it 's only old tabitha dressed up for the holidays . young julian : do n't be scared . tabitha : now , what would little snow white like , huh ? oh , silly question . i 'm sure she 'd like a nice , big , juicy apple . [ young sheridan screams ] tabitha : what 's the matter , sheri -- snow white ? do n't you like lovely caramel apples ? huh ? [ young sheridan screams ] young julian : sheridan , what 's wrong ? [ screams ] tabitha : mmm . yum , yum , yum . what 's the matter with the little tyke ? young julian : do n't mind her . she 's sensitive . tabitha : well , if she does n't want a lovely caramel apple , then you take one for her and one for yourself , young man . young julian : thank you . tabitha : mm - hmm . young julian : here , sheridan . say thank you . [ young sheridan screams ] young julian : sorry about that . sheridan , wait . [ tabitha chuckles ] tabitha : we 're going to get to know each other a lot better when you 're older , sheridan crane ! nighty - night ! [ tabitha cackles ] tabitha : oh . oh , my stars , girl . you look as if you 've seen a ghost . sheridan : no -- a witch . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : oh -- `` crazy `` ? i 'll show you who is crazy , missy . can crazy people do the multiplication tables ? two times two is four , four times four is 16 , 16 times 16 is -- heck if i know . but , yeah , i still got it . i 'm fine . fine , fine , fine , fine , fine , fine , fine , fine , fine . beth : oh , it 's so sad . god , i hope it 's not genetic . luis : well , maybe she 's just under a lot of pressure . you know , we 've all been under a lot of pressure lately , which reminds me -- have you seen sheridan ? beth : oh , luis , she ran away again ? luis : we had a fight and she took off and i just thought maybe she came here , you know , to see marty . beth : no , i have n't seen her . poor girl . luis : i hate fighting with her . you know , we 've got to get through this . i just do n't think that i can live without her . beth : i do n't know about that , but i do hate to see you upset . luis : well , you know , it 's just the same old story -- she still thinks that marty is her son even though the d.n.a . test proved that he is not . beth : oh , it 's so sad . luis : well , you know what 's worse ? beth : what ? luis : she feels like i 've betrayed her because i do n't believe her despite the d.n.a . test . beth : yeah , but how can she ignore the evidence ? we have scientific proof marty is ours . luis : i know . well , talk to sheridan . she thinks somehow the test was flawed . beth : oh . luis : well , i 'll tell you one thing , though -- if i find out that marty is her son and i find out who took him away from her , i swear that i will kill him . beth : whatever do you mean ? luis , you know that marty 's our son . we have the d.n.a . test to prove it . luis : i know , but sheridan -- beth : but what ? luis : sheridan has been on the computer lately . she 's been doing research on d.n.a . , and now she 's got it in her head that the two of you are sisters or half sisters . beth : sisters ? ok , that is crazy . luis : it 's crazy , i -- beth : no , my father would roll over in his grave to hear this conversation . luis : i know , ok , and there 's no way that katherine could be your mother . there 's no way that she could 've hidden a third pregnancy . ok , now let 's say that your mother did have -- did have an affair , ok ? look , no offense , but , you know , alistair crane has all the women in the world to pick from , and somehow i just do n't think that he would 've picked your mother . beth : i know , it 's absurd . it 's nuts . luis : yes . beth : i mean , look , this is nonsense . there is no way that sheridan and i could be sisters . [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , you look so worried , dear . why do n't you just sit back and tell tabby all about it ? that 's what i 'm here for . sheridan : i 'm sorry , it 's -- it 's really so private . tabitha : i ca n't imagine that you 'd have any real problems with the divine luis . i mean , if any two people could be described as soul mates , it 's you two . in fact , did n't i hear that you believe that you 've had past lives together ? sheridan : yes . actually , we do . i mean , we do n't talk about it because people would think we 're crazy . i mean , do n't you think it 's a little bizarre ? tabitha : certainly not . i 'm a firm believer in reincarnation . sheridan : really ? tabitha : oh , really . maybe you and i have met before in another life , huh ? sheridan : yes , i -- i do feel a connection with you , too . tabitha : well , you just sit back and tell me all about your troubles , then , sheridan . [ scene_break ] jessica : kay , put that stupid skillet down now ! kay : why ? if you 're not going to talk to the shrink dad hired , maybe i can beat the truth out of you . jessica : kay , please ! kay : ok . now level with me , jess . what 's going on with you ? jessica : can we at least get up off the floor ? kay : nope . talk . why are you so hell bent on destroying your life ? jessica : why do you care ? you never did before . kay : of course i did . i do ! i mean , come on , jess , i love you . i always have . i mean , i know i was only a year old when you were born , but i was thrilled about you . i always tried to take care of you . gosh , some of my earliest memories are helping mom give you a bath and change your diapers . i loved you then and i love you now . you were a perfect baby . and then you got older and you turned on me with a vengeance . and i 'm tired of it , so just would you quit avoiding the truth and tell me what 's going on with you ? [ scene_break ] fancy : give me my bag . my whole life is in there . ned : hey , i 'm no thief . check your wallet . now , is there anything else i can do for you , ms. scarlet . fancy : yeah -- drop dead . i hope i never see you again . ned : nice to see you again , too . sandra : she 's a piece of work . i hope that 's the last we 've seen of her . ned : ah , you never know . [ scene_break ] jessica : i am sick and tired of you nagging at me . i do n't need anyone 's advice -- yours , dad 's , mom 's -- oh , and certainly not that witch ivy 's . i 'm fine ! i can take care of myself . kay : sure , you 're fine . oh , let 's see -- cigarettes , booze , drugs , cutting yourself with razorblades -- oh , and a few little nasty burns thrown in there , sleeping around -- or date rape , depending on how you tell the story -- you threatened ivy with violence , you stole her money and her jewelry , and you almost got hit by a car because you were so wasted lying in the middle of the street . have i forgotten anything ? oh , yeah , you got that loser spike 's name tattooed on your hip . jessica : i like spike and he likes me . kay : he likes any girl who puts out . jessica : it 's not like that ! he treats me like an adult . kay : he got you so stoned , you did n't even know he was having sex with you . that 's treating you like an adult ? come on , jess . you are well on your way to the grave or rehab . jessica : shut up ! you know , i ca n't take any more of your crap ! kay : well , tough ! you have to ! [ scene_break ] sandra : oh , too bad . this area 's closed . ned : want to bet ? we 're invited guests . sandra : where did you get that invitation ? ned : ask me no questions , i 'll tell you no lies . sandra : feeling lucky ? ned : with you on my arm ? always . croupier : place your bets , ladies and gentlemen , place your bets . woman : hey , danny . it 's mary . i 'm down at a party at the capistrano . that kid you were watching the other night is here . fine , i 'll give him a friendly little warning . mary : ooh , roulette . how exciting . you going to bet ? ned : trying to . mary : mind if i watch ? sandra : be our guest . mary : i just love roulette . it 's a real gambler 's game , you know -- all chance , no skill required , unlike cards . with cards , you never know who 's a pro or even who might be cheating . ned : i take it you work for a casino . mary : got it in one , sport . ned : i 'm ned . this is sandra . you are ? mary : mary connell . i work at the montecito . ned : nice place . good to meet you , mary . is there a problem ? mary : not exactly . but all of us in the casino trade kind of look out for one another , especially if we start to see familiar faces . you never know who 's in town just to play the game . ned : yes , i gamble , but , no , i do n't cheat -- ever . that would kind of take all the fun out of it , do n't you think ? and if i did , do n't you think i 'd have something in here besides moths ? mary : all right . i 'll believe you . you two enjoy yourselves . but here 's a tip -- the house is always watching . mary : hey , danny ? yeah , it 's me again . i think your young gambler is ok . croupier : care to make a wager , sir ? ned : yes . [ scene_break ] luis : can you imagine ? you and sheridan -- sisters ? [ beth and luis laugh ] beth : it 's like apples and oranges . luis : i mean , she 's totally hung up on it , though , you know , and she wants me to ignore all my police training , all the evidence , the d.n.a . , everything , and to get marty back for her . beth : hmm . so i 'm still the bad guy . well , you have to tell her that ca n't happen because marty is mine . luis : i know . i know , and if she ever did try and take marty away , you could go to the police -- i.e .. , me -- and have sheridan sent away to prison . beth : true . true , for a very , very long time -- not that we would ever want that to happen . luis : no . mrs. wallace : oh , liar , liar , pants on fire . luis : ugh . yeah , it is -- it 's just a horrible situation . beth : well , maybe you could forget about sheridan tonight . you 're already here . you know , you could spend some time with your son . he hardly ever sees you . luis : that is a good idea . beth : aw . luis : hey . beth : marty . luis : come here , big guy . guess who 's coming for you ! come here ! beth : come see your daddy ! luis : ah ! hey , buddy . marty : hi . beth : aw . it 's so good to see you two together . marty : hi . beth : he really needs his father . luis : i know , and trust me , i do want to be a bigger part of his life . it 's just hard right now , you know , with sheridan . she gets upset and she 's irrational . beth : yeah . who knows what she might try to do to herself . well , let 's just pray that her problems are solved soon . but in the meantime , your daddy can come here ! marty loves you so much . luis : well , i love him , too . you are such a good boy , yeah . mrs. wallace : he 's good - natured , sweet . takes after his mommy . luis : yeah . you can see why sheridan 's obsessed with him . beth : um , luis , can we just not talk about sheridan ? her obsession with marty -- it frightens me . luis : all right , i 'm sorry . i hate to bring it up , but honestly , when you look at him -- beth : hmm ? luis : he does look like her . beth : well , i think he looks hungry . do n't you ? let 's get him a snack . you want some cereal ? come on , let 's get some cereal ! ok . here we go . yeah . there you go . here you go , there 's your cereal . all right ? marty : cereal . beth : well , luis , since you 're already here , why do n't you just stay for the evening ? i could fix you a drink . luis : yeah , i ca n't . i 've got to go look for sheridan . beth : oh , right . i -- i forgot . silly me . [ scene_break ] sheridan : so you see , if beth is the one who kidnapped me and held me in her basement , then that means that marty is my son . he 's my son with luis . tabitha : i should cover endora 's ears . she should n't hear such dreadful things at her tender age . sheridan : luis really thinks that i 'm crazy . tabitha : well , you seem perfectly lucid to me , dear . it 's a real pity he does n't trust you . now , trust is crucial to any relationship . sheridan : see , that is what i said . i know that marty is my child . i feel a bond with him . i am connected to him heart and soul , but luis just does n't believe me . tabitha : but how is that possible ? if you two are soul mates , how can he not believe you ? i hate to say this , dear , but if he does n't stand by you in a crisis , i mean , maybe he does n't really love you . [ scene_break ] jessica : kay , put that down ! kay : no ! not until we 're done . jess , you ca n't go on like this . wake up ! do n't you ever watch the news ? if you keep sneaking out to get high and sleep around with loser guys like spike , then you 're going to die ! maybe not today or tomorrow , but one of these days it 's going to be payback time . you 're gambling with your life , and you 're going to end up dead . [ scene_break ] sandra : your luck will turn , i know it . ned : thanks , sandra . i feel lucky tonight . doorman : miss , i need to see your invitation . fancy : get real . you know me . let me in . doorman : got to do it by the book . fancy : fine . i know it 's in here somewhere . where is my invitation ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : so you understand , then . tabitha : oh , of course i do , dear . really , i did n't know what love meant until i had little endora . oh , i ca n't imagine how i 'd feel if someone stole her away from me . i -- it 'd break my heart . and luis wo n't believe you ? sheridan : no . it 's caused such a huge rift between us . and i know marty is my child , and i will do anything to get him back . tabitha : the idea of losing endora -- i -- yes , i 'll wager you will do anything to get little marty back in your arms again , right ? [ next_on ] mrs. wallace : merciful angels ! luis : what is it , mrs. wallace ? tabitha : the truth lies in the d.n.a . if there was an error , dottie could do the test again . beth : i have the d.n.a . test to prove that i 'm his mother . jessica : i said yes ! kay : ugh ! no !
luis continues to grovel at beth 's feet , acting as though she were the one in the right and his `` true love `` sheridan is bonkers . even noting that marty looks like sheridan , he continues to stab her in the back , telling beth she even believes the two women are sisters somehow . meanwhile , tabitha has managed to draw sheridan into her parlor , where she begins to plant the seeds of doubt as well as an idea as to how to make sure the dna tests were right . she figures once the woman has proof marty is really hers , she will turn her back on luis because of his betrayal of her .
paloma : are n't you going to reply to vincent 's text message ? whitney : why should i ? and i do n't even know why vincent would be texting me in the first place . paloma : well , he said he had a surprise for you . whitney : well , you know what ? he can go surprise somebody who cares , because i certainly do n't . paloma : are n't you a little bit curious ? whitney : no . really , i mean , i do n't care . the only thing i want to think about right now is the new baby that chad and i are going to have together . i do n't want to waste five minutes of my life worrying about vincent . [ scene_break ] noah : hold on , hold on . do n't you think we should talk about this before you go rush in there and act like everything is just fine ? chad : no . everything is . my wife is pregnant . i should n't have told you anything . now , just do me a favor and forget i said anything . noah : you want me to forget that you 're having an affair with a tabloid reporter , that the gunshot that paloma and i heard in the motel room next door actually came from your gun ? chad : noah , nothing happened . ok ? it 's over and done with . noah : is it ? chad : yes . now , look , no one got hurt , right ? the gun went off by accident . noah : i was n't talking about you fighting with vincent . i was talking about your relationship with vincent . is that over ? chad : you 're damn right it is . all right , so i 've sworn off vincent before and weakened , but not anymore . look , i hate him . i do n't even know why he has such a hold on me . i 'm not gay . it 's just sex . noah : ok , so you say that you do n't have an emotional connection with vincent anymore , and you want to stay with your wife . chad : you 're damn right i do . noah : ok , then there 's only one thing you can do , chad . you have to tell whitney the truth . you have to tell her that you and vincent have been lovers . [ scene_break ] luis : sher -- sheridan . sheridan : do n't fight me , luis . i love you . i 'm always going to love you . i 'm never going to stop . luis : sheridan , stop . god , look at you . you 're embarrassing yourself . sheridan : i do n't care . i do n't care who knows how much i love you . i need to make you understand that i 'm not going to stop until i get back what we lost . luis : no , sheridan -- esme : your aunt may be a psycho bitch , but i love those handcuffs . that is so hot . fancy : how dare she force herself on him when he ca n't even fight her off ? esme : oh , fancy , i have n't seen you this angry since you broke the heel off your new green suede manolos . fancy : she is not going to get away with this . esme : oh , fancy , you are desperate , and this is so not your color . fancy : out of my way , esme . esme : you are not going back to that prison without me , fancy crane . i know there 's an inmate in there somewhere just waiting to tattoo my name on his whatever . wait ! [ scene_break ] blackmailer : no one 's getting in here . ethan : where are the other guys ? guard : well , most have fanned out around the mausoleum . you want me to radio them to come back ? ethan : no , it 's ok . it 's better it 's probably just the two of us . [ grunting ] guard : it wo n't budge . he must have barred it from the inside . theresa : you know what ? i have a great idea . i think we should just leave , you know ? and then we can come back with more tools . ethan : no , no , no . we 're not leaving , we 're not leaving . we got this freak cornered , theresa . are you sure this door 's the only way in and out ? guard : yeah , positive . i 've worked on this estate for years . i know every inch of it like the back of my hand . ethan : good . did you hear that ? did you hear that ? you might as well give yourself up , because you 're not escaping this time , pal . blackmailer : [ laughs ] are you sure theresa wants you to catch me ? ethan : look , shut up , all right ? whatever you 're driving at , it 's not going to work . i 'm not afraid of you or anything that you have that you could tell me . blackmailer : i just thought , you being an attorney , you might be interested in negotiating something mutually acceptable to all parties involved . ethan : negotiate with a cross - dressing freak that just wants to hurt innocent people ? blackmailer : that 's all in the eye of the beholder , do n't you think ? i 'm merely the caretaker of secrets , secrets which wield great power . ask theresa if you do n't believe me . has she told you yet , ethan ? has she told you her secret ? [ scene_break ] chad : there 's no way i 'm telling whitney i 'm having an affair with a guy . it 'd kill her to find out that i was ... like that . noah : but she 's your wife , man . chad : which is exactly why i ca n't risk losing her . besides , she does n't need to know something that 's over . i mean , i 'm not going to see vincent again . not like that . as far as i 'm concerned , it never happened . noah : yeah , but from what you 're telling me , vincent does n't see it that way , chad . you 've lived in harmony long enough to know that secrets do n't always stay secret here , and when they come out , they come out at the worst possible times , in the worst possible ways . the only way for you to prevent that is to tell whitney the truth . tell her before she finds out somewhere else . [ scene_break ] paloma : maybe you are not curious about vincent 's text message , but i am . whitney : are you asking me this as a friend or as a newly sworn - in member of the harmony pd ? paloma : a little of both . i 'd love to know what his big surprise is . i mean , it could have something to do with the shooting at the motel tonight . whitney : exactly . all the more reason i do n't want to get involved . i do n't like this guy at all . paloma : whitney , that 's not the point . it 's got to mean something that he wants to talk to you , of all people , about some secret , do n't you think ? whitney : no , not necessarily . paloma : oh , whitney , come on , admit it . you 're a little bit curious . whitney : ok , well , not enough to meet with the man . [ phone beeps ] paloma : maybe that 's him again . what ? what does it say ? whitney : you 're right , it 's vincent . i need to go talk to chad about this . [ scene_break ] luis : cut it out , sheridan . god . you do n't know what you 're doing . sheridan : yes i do . i love you , luis , and i 'm not about to give up on you . luis : no , i love fancy now . sheridan : no you do n't . she has just brainwashed you . she 's turned you against me because she 's jealous . really , i do n't blame her for falling in love with you . but what you and she have is nothing compared to what we have . we were meant to be together , you ca n't deny that . luis : no we are not . sheridan , sheridan . i said stop it . i love fancy now . the feelings that i have for her are as real as any feelings that i have ever had . sheridan : no . luis : i 'm sorry . i do not mean to hurt you . yes , what we had was very special . i do n't think either one of us ever thought that it would ever end . something happened and it did . i moved on . i 'm with fancy now , and you need to move on , too . i 'm sorry , i did n't -- i do n't want to hurt you . you should go . now . [ scene_break ] esme : oh , it is like swimming through a sea of testosterone . you do n't mind if i go check out which cell block has the most hotties . fancy : no , i do n't care what you do , esme . i am here to stop my aunt sheridan . esme : ok . fancy : there she is . stop right there , sister bitch on wheels ! [ scene_break ] ethan : theresa ? guard : ethan . we 're almost there , last screw . ethan : all right . look , the odds are this thing is barricaded from the inside , so when you get that last screw off , we 'll pull it out towards us , all right ? guard : you got it . { blackmailer : do what i say , or i 'll tell ethan he 's the boy 's real father . theresa : no . blackmailer : if the secret comes out , your son will be exposed as a faux crane . he 'll lose his inheritance , and you 'll lose all the influence you exert as head of crane , influence you need if you 're to spare your brothers ' lives . if i were you , i 'd stop playing games right now . } theresa : ethan , i need to tell you something . ethan : no , no . not -- listen , not now . whatever you 're afraid of that thing telling me , it 's not going to make a bit of difference in the way i feel about you . i promise . we 'll work it out . theresa : wait , wait , no . ethan : i love you , i love you . that 's all that matters , ok ? are you ready ? guard : 30 seconds . ethan : if you want to help , keep that thing talking . keep it distracted . ok ? we 'll take it by surprise , all right ? you hear me ? hey , you really think that you 're going to keep theresa and me from loving one another with blackmail and threats ? well , you 're wrong . blackmailer : do n't tell me you 're not the least bit curious as to theresa 's and my little secret . theresa : just leave us alone ! why are you so hellbent on destroying me and my family ? what the hell is wrong with you ? blackmailer : who said anything 's wrong with me ? i just want ethan , same as you . he should be with me , not you , you lying slut . ethan : you 're crazy ! guard : let 's do it . ethan : ready ? ready ? keep it talking . theresa : he does n't want you , you sick freak ! he wants me ! blackmailer : we 'll just see about that . [ grunting ] ethan : game 's up , freak ! [ scene_break ] fancy : how twisted are you -- dressing up as a servant of god , you man stealing slut . nun : [ groans ] may the good lord have mercy on your soul , child . esme : oh , my god , fance . you are going to hell . fancy : ah , sister , sister -- i am so sorry . i thought you were someone else . are you all right ? nun : i 've been better , and hopefully so have you . fancy : i am really , really sorry . i ca n't believe i did that . nun : i 'm having a bit of difficulty believing it myself . fancy : see , i was trying to find someone and they were dressed exactly like you . yeah , never mind , it 's too long of a story . nun : well , good . i do n't have time either . i was on my way to do the rounds at the cell blocks . esme : oh , you were ? uh , all by yourself ? maybe i could go with you . um , you do your visits one on one , right ? nun : yes , but i do n't know if that 's -- esme : really ? outreach to the unfortunate has been a lifelong dream of mine . i mean , just think of all those poor , sad , lonely men . i mean souls . i 'm esme , what 's your name ? nun : they call me sister alice . esme : oh , that is lovely . sister alice : you may want to spend a few moments in the chapel , in some quiet contemplation ? fancy : yes . fancy : sheridan can contemplate this . [ scene_break ] sheridan : you 're the one that does n't know what he 's talking about . luis : do n't , sheridan . do n't make this any harder than it already is . i do n't want to hurt you . sheridan : ok , fine . just forget i ever said anything , but there 's another more important reason why i 'm here dressed like this . luis : you know , whatever it is , you just need to forget about it and go home , ok ? sheridan : no , if you stay here , you 're going to be executed . i can help you escape . luis : yeah , tried that already . sheridan : no , this time you wo n't be caught , because they will never guess where you are . i can help you leave the country . we can start new somewhere . i know you think you have a future with fancy , but if you just spend enough time with me again -- luis : no , sheridan -- sheridan : you 'll realize that you made a mistake , that i 'm the woman you truly love . luis : sheridan , stop it . even if i wanted to leave here , i am not going to desert my brother . he 's still incarcerated and someone is trying to kill him . sheridan : we 'll figure out what to do about miguel . luis : and secondly , i am not going to leave fancy . i love her . sheridan : luis . luis : i do n't love you anymore , sheridan . fancy : get away from luis ! now ! [ scene_break ] ethan : you know , i knew you had no respect for the living , but this is ridiculous , do n't you think ? theresa : what is wrong with you ? blackmailer : oh , get off your high horses . as if you 're the arbiters of good taste . hey there , handsome . ethan : do n't even talk to me . it 's over for you . blackmailer : over for you and theresa , you mean . ethan : go ahead . go ahead , run ! you can run , but you ca n't hide . there 's no way out of here except through me . you understand ? stay here . i 'm going in . guard : i 'll help you move some of these things . ethan : this should not take that long , ok ? theresa : wait , wait . i need to tell you something . ethan : no , no , there 's no time . i 've got to catch this freak now , theresa . theresa : ok . just be careful . ethan : i will . i 'll be careful . theresa : and just remember , whatever he tells you , ethan , i love you . i have always , always loved you . ethan : theresa , shh , hey , i love you , too . there 's no reason to be scared . listen , i 've been going nuts trying to figure out what it is you 're holding back from me . the thing is , once you tell me , it 's going to make things better for us . we 're going to have a fresh start . there 's nothing that our love ca n't withstand , ok ? theresa 's voice : i hope so . blackmailer : [ laughs ] your love wo n't withstand what 's coming , ethan . you 'll be mine , or you 'll be no one 's . [ cackling ] [ scene_break ] chad : you see what i 'm saying ? i mean , there 's no reason to upset whitney with filth she does n't need to hear because it 's not a part of my life anymore . i mean , there 's no reason why she needs to know what a weak - willed jerk i 've been , right ? chad : you ca n't say anything , noah . promise me that you 're not going to give me up . noah : it 's not me you have to worry about , chad . it 's vincent . how can you guarantee that he 's not going to go and tell whitney ? chad : because i wo n't let him . noah : how can you stop him ? what , are you going to try not to miss the next time you shoot him ? chad : no . paloma : there you are . whitney : i was just coming to look for you . chad : what 's going on ? whitney : well , this . it 's the second text message i 've gotten from vincent . i think you owe me an explanation . [ scene_break ] sheridan : what ? what are you -- fancy : i saw you . how dare you dress up as a nun so you could sneak in here and make out with luis ? who do you think you are ? sheridan : who said i was making out with anyone ? fancy : did you not hear me ? i saw you with my own two eyes . god , do n't you have any pride whatsoever ? i used to think you were classy . sheridan : i do n't know how you could have seen anything . fancy : on my computer monitor , sheridan . they have built - in cameras , you know ? yeah , i set up a nanny cam in this room just in case someone happened to bother luis , and look who i caught red - handed . sheridan : instead of lashing out at me , why do n't you make yourself useful ? luis needs to get out of here . fancy : tell me something i do n't know . sheridan : then stop yelling at me and let 's get luis out of the infirmary . it might be our best chance before he 's sent back to solitary and a date is set for his execution . luis : ok . can i say something here ? fancy : just let me take care of her first , ok , luis ? and just where do you think you 're going to hide luis this time ? sheridan : i 'm going to get him out of the country . we 're going to get settled somewhere under different identities . hey , you can even come and meet us later . fancy : this would almost be funny if luis ' life were n't at stake . you must think i was born yesterday . i would n't trust you with luis if my life depended on it . you 'd take him away and then vanish into thin air , or you 'd convince him i was dead or had moved on with someone else so you could keep him all for yourself . uh - uh , forget it . god , sometimes i wonder if you are n't colder and more calculating than grampy . sheridan : hey , my father , your grandfather , alistair , he had his faults , but he was very shrewd . he knew how to get things done , and so do i . luis : ok , that 's it . now i talk . sheridan , i already told you i am not going anywhere with you . now , what little time that i have left , i am staying here with fancy . fancy : you told her that ? luis : yeah , more than once . fancy : i love you so much . sheridan : fine . i guess i will be going then . fancy : oh , no , no , wait . there 's just one thing i almost forgot . [ sheridan gasps ] fancy : do n't come back here , sheridan . you 'll regret it if you do . [ scene_break ] theresa : ok , i 'm coming with you . ethan : no , you 're not . it 's too dangerous . theresa : no , i do n't care , i do n't care . you said we 're in this together . that means that i am coming with you , because whatever that thing is , we 're going to face it together as a team . ethan : theresa , theresa , all right , all right . whatever you do , do n't leave this post . we know that that thing ca n't escape any other way . all right ? guard : you sure you know what you 're doing ? that thing gave me the willies . ethan : i 've got to catch this freak . it 's the only way . you ready ? theresa : yes . ethan : it 's ok . careful , careful . all right , you might as well come on out . you 're not getting away this time . blackmailer : since we 're all here , why not tell ethan your secret , theresa ? or is this not a good time ? ethan : hey , why do n't you stop tormenting theresa and come out here and deal with me . blackmailer : [ chuckles ] man to man ? theresa : it 's coming from over there . ethan : yeah , i know , i heard it , i heard it . where are you , huh ? blackmailer : that 's for me to know and you to find out , but at what price ? why do n't you two say your goodbyes now ? your so - called love affair is about to come to a grinding halt . ethan : listen , theresa and i are going to be together no matter what , and you 're not going to stop us . do you understand me ? blackmailer : wrong again . ethan : i think he 's over there behind the statue . theresa : ok . just be careful , ok ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : now do you see ? do you see how wrong she is for you ? luis : well , i asked you to leave before . it would n't have happened if you had just listened . sheridan : i did n't go because i did n't know when or if i 'd ever see you again . if you stay , you are going to die . luis : sheridan , please . i do n't want your help , ok ? sheridan : please do n't be angry with me . all right , maybe i should n't have dressed up like this and come on to you , but i could n't help myself . fancy : yeah , is n't that what the astronaut wearing diapers said when the police caught up with her ? sheridan : i 'm sorry if i said or did anything that was inappropriate , but i love you and i just want what 's best for you . and like it or not , i do have crane connections . fancy : oh , and i do n't ? sheridan : i 'm not above using them . i can help you get out of here . luis : no , sheridan . sheridan : please , just hear me out . fancy : what part of `` get lost `` do n't you understand ? luis : sheridan , please ? enough , already . sheridan : you may have won this battle , fancy , but i 'm going to win the war . [ scene_break ] whitney : chad , i want to know what 's going on here . chad : i 'd like to tell you , but i do n't know what you 're talking about . whitney : i 'm talking about this . do you know what this is about or not ? chad : baby , do we have to talk about vincent tonight ? i mean , really , we just got great news that you 're pregnant , that miles has a little sister or brother on the way . whitney : can you just tell me what 's going on , please ? chad : sure . what 's it say ? whitney : here , read it yourself . chad : `` we need to meet . big secret . you , me , and chad together . `` whitney : so , what does that mean ? i mean , you must know , right ? chad : me ? why would i ? whitney : you tell me . chad : come with me . whitney : where are we going ? are we going to talk to vincent ? chad : no , no , i need to talk to you alone . whitney : chad , what 's going on ? chad : i 'll explain everything , ok ? it 's going to be all right . paloma : what 's going on between chad and vincent ? noah : why are you asking me ? paloma : because i saw how you looked at him when whitney was pressing him for an explanation . you know what he 's about to tell her , do n't you ? noah : look , paloma , even if i did , i could n't tell you . paloma : noah , do n't do that to me . you 're not a priest or a lawyer . you 're not even on duty as a bas confidentiality code you 're breaking . tell me what chad told you . noah : look , i wish i could , but he 's my friend , paloma . paloma : i 'm your girlfriend . noah : all right . the only thing i can tell you is that he 's gotten himself into a bit of a jam . paloma : to do with vincent or whitney ? noah : i just do n't want to see anyone get hurt , ok , because he -- i hate seeing good people stuck in bad situations . i 've been there before . paloma : you 're talking in circles . noah : chad loves whitney and he may have made a mistake that he 's not going to be able to take back . paloma : are you talking about chad and whitney now , or theresa and ethan ? because my sister 's always getting into trouble in the name of love . [ scene_break ] theresa : just be careful , ok ? ethan : got you . damn it . he 's gone , he got away . i ca n't believe this . theresa : but , ethan , is n't that the only exit ? ethan : according to the crane security guard . yeah , there 's no windows , there 's no doors , or anything . except what 's that ? theresa : what , what ? ethan : it 's a piece of that clothing that the freak was wearing . theresa : oh , my god . maybe it got caught in there somehow when it slipped away . ethan : yeah , the question is , how did he get away ? this does n't look like a wall . is that a seam to a door ? theresa : i do n't know . how do you open it ? ethan : there 's got to be a trigger or a latch or something to get to the inside . ethan : hold on . this one 's moving . i think i found the door key . theresa : oh , god . ok , i 'm scared . ethan : it 's all right , do n't worry about it . come on . ah , bloody hell . theresa : oh , my god . ethan : whatever this thing is , it 's a lot sicker than i thought . where are you ? give it up ! where are you ? hey ! theresa : he 's not in here . you know , i think it just has to think we 're alone . ethan : damn it . we were so close . all right , all right , let 's get out of here . let 's go back to where the guard is . maybe -- maybe he saw him running outside . theresa : ok . ethan : damn it , the door . the door ! [ slams ] ethan : oh , god , no . theresa : tell me that we are not trapped in here . ethan , please tell me that . ethan : we 're trapped in here . come on ! [ scene_break ] paloma : how long were you and chad talking ? noah : a while . paloma : noah , i get that you do n't want to break chad 's confidence , but it sounds like he told you something really important that could affect his relationship with whitney . noah : you can say that again . paloma : come on , noah . what is going on between chad and vincent ? i 'm not stupid , you know ? it 's obvious there 's something . noah : the last thing i would ever think you were is stupid , ok ? paloma : then tell me . did chad say something about vincent 's shooting at the motel tonight ? does he know who did it ? { noah : chad , i 'm your friend , and you give me a good explanation and i 'll keep my mouth shut , i swear , but you 've got to level with me . chad : there 's a phrase , a phrase you might not have heard before that kind of sums everything up . i 've been living on the `` down - low . `` noah : uh , i know what that phrase means , uh , the ow so , uh , so you and men . chad : man . one man . } noah : look , i really wish you would n't put me in this position . paloma : was it chad ? was it chad who shot at vincent tonight ? noah . noah : now , paloma , come on , you 're a cop . paloma : yeah , but i 'm also your girlfriend , and i 'm whitney 's friend , and she 's expecting another baby with chad . if he 's involved in something real bad -- noah : but if he is , and i tell you -- paloma : if you think i 'm going to put him under arrest or something , i 'm not going to . ok ? they 're my friends . i just care about them , that 's all . noah : ok . yes , it was chad 's gun that went off at the motel . paloma : he was there , in the room next door to us ? noah : he got into a fight with vincent and the gun went off by accident . it was an accident . noah : paloma , what are you thinking ? { paloma : who fired the gun that left this bullet in the wall ? vincent : look , i told you , i do n't know . paloma : you 're a tabloid reporter , right ? did you meet someone here to buy a story from them ? did they want more money than you were willing to give them so they shot the place up ? vincent : no . paloma : then what happened ? vincent : i wish i could help you , paloma , but i ca n't . i do n't know who fired that bullet , much less when , because i did n't hear a gunshot . like i said , i was in the bathroom with the water running , and the next thing i knew , you 're here accusing me of lying to you . } [ scene_break ] chad : i think you 'd better have a seat . whitney : you 're making me really nervous here , chad . chad : look , baby , there 's one thing i want you to understand before i start . i love you , and only you . whitney : i know , i know that , babe . chad : the thing is , um , sometimes people make mistakes . you know , they do n't think things through , they do n't consider the fallout . whitney : who are you talking about ? chad : they 'd do anything to turn back the clock , but you ca n't do that in life . whitney : ok , you 're really freaking me out here , honey . what does this have to do with the text messages that vincent 's been sending me ? what secret is it that he wants to discuss with the two of us ? [ scene_break ] ethan : damn it . theresa : he 's locked us in here , ethan . ethan : i need to pry this door open . i need -- i need a wedge or something . theresa : i think we 're trapped . so , what are we supposed to do ? ethan : i do n't know . maybe the guard can hear us from here . can anyone hear me ? ! we 're in a room inside the mausoleum . we 're trapped inside , can you hear me ? theresa : ethan , if alistair built this place , you can be sure that it 's soundproof . ethan : i know , and no one but us knows that we 're in here . can you hear me , please ? ! we 're trapped in the mausoleum ! there 's a ring on the wall you got to pull to get us out ! theresa : what if we never get out of here ? ethan : we 're going to get out of here . we will . theresa : ok . you know , if alistair built this place , then how does that freak know about it , huh ? ethan : how does this freak know anything , theresa ? i do n't know . but listen . sooner or later , sooner or later the guard is going to come and he 'll find us , ok ? he 'll come looking for us . theresa : unless the freak got to it first , right ? ethan : well , we ca n't think that way , can we ? theresa : no , i ca n't help but think that way , ethan . i mean , after all the horrible things that that thing has done just so that he i mean , why is he so fixated on you ? ethan : i do n't know why , i do n't . all i know is it creeps me out . [ phone beeps ] ethan : your phone 's working . theresa : yeah , that means i can call someone for help . ethan : check and see who it is . theresa : ethan , it 's the blackmailer . ethan : check it . theresa : but if -- ethan : you 're -- you 're afraid of what it 's going to tell me , are n't you ? theresa : oh , god , ok , whatever happens , whatever you hear , ethan , please remember i love you . i love you so much . ethan : theresa , do n't worry about it . we 've been through this , it 's ok . it does n't make any difference what that thing has to tell me . i love you . nothing 's going to change that . now check it . blackmailer : did you tell him , theresa ? did you tell ethan our little secret ? time 's wasting . it 's almost up , in fact . ethan is going to be mine , and you 're going to pay . everyone you care about is going to pay . [ laughing ] [ scene_break ] noah : say something , paloma . i just told you our friend chad was responsible for the gunshot we heard at the motel tonight . you 're not going to go back on what you said , are you ? you 're not going to charge chad with a crime , are you ? paloma : i 'm sorry , noah , but i do n't have any other choice . noah : damn it , you -- paloma : i do n't want him to be in trouble , but i ca n't just let it go . someone could have been killed . noah : please , paloma . paloma : i 'm sorry , noah , but i have to arrest chad for attempted murder . [ scene_break ] whitney : chad , just tell me . look , there 's nothing that you can say that 's going to change the way i feel about you . chad : if only i could be sure of that . there 's no other way . look , whitney , you deserve to know the truth . whitney : ok , now you 're really scaring me . what is it ? [ scene_break ] fancy : what are we going to do ? sheridan 's right about one thing . if we ca n't figure something out soon , you 'll be put to death at the hands of the state , and i ca n't let that happen . luis : i love you , fance . fancy : i love you , too , luis . sheridan : damn her . damn fancy to hell . where is that video feed she used to spy on me and luis ? luis : hey , do n't be upset . everything is gon na be ok . fancy : yeah , but how , luis ? we 've got to find a way to save you . luis : do n't worry about that , ok ? we 're together now . not even death can keep us apart . sheridan : no ! no ! that is supposed to be me and luis , not her . it 's not fair ! [ grunts ] [ sheridan panting ] [ scene_break ] blackmailer : you were bad again , theresa . i told you your slutty behavior would cost you , and i meant it . so , now you 're going to pay . theresa : what does he mean ? what more can he do to me ? ethan : it 's just another sick threat . let 's not get rattled by it , all right ? let 's just put our heads together and figure out how to get the hell out of here . theresa : ah , ethan ! oh , my god ! oh , my god , be careful . ethan : stay back . theresa : no , no , no . ethan : theresa , stay back . theresa : i am not leaving you . [ next_on ] chad : i could n't tell whitney about my affair with vincent . paloma : is that vincent 's secret ? spike : i 'm here to save your butt . ethan : get us the hell out of here !
sheridan , disguised as a nun , shamelessly throws herself at luis . he confesses his love for fancy and tells her he is not in love with her anymore . fancy sees this on her laptop through the nanny cam she placed at the prison and vows to stop sheridan . unfortunately , she attacks the wrong nun . fancy is thrilled to learn that luis told sheridan he loves her . sheridan claims defeat at this battle , but not the war . whitney gets a text message from vincent asking her to meet him so he can tell her a big surprise . paloma asks noah what this is all about and he says he does n't want to betray chad 's confidence . noah only tells her that it was chad 's gun that went off in the hotel room . chad starts to tell whitney the truth about his affair . ethan and theresa chase the blackmailer into the mausoleum . somehow he escapes but they are trapped .
alexi : more . work it . throw your bodies into it . oh , that 's right . that 's right . uh - huh . now i like it . that 's beautiful . alfredo : is that the most beautiful body you 've ever shot ? alexi : you talking about her or him ? alfredo : do you have to ask ? alexi : yeah . well , with all the heat these two are generating , i just hope my camera does n't burn up before i can develop the film . fox : you know , getting miguel and siren to be our models was brilliant . i mean , the chemistry between these two is -- it 's off the charts . do n't you think so ? kay : hmm , it 's ok . it 's nothing special . [ scene_break ] beth : this is just great . i finally find someone in this godforsaken city to talk to and she ends up being a crane . sheridan 's niece , no less . i should have known . she 's blonde , beautiful , way too nice to be real . just like her aunt ... your real mommy . and since i am alistair 's other daughter , i guess that makes me fancy 's aunt , too . great . she 's even worse than sheridan . going on and on about her ex breaking her heart -- meanwhile , trying to sink her hooks into luis ? tough luck , fancy . i showed sheridan who was in control , and i will show you , too , if i have to . i 'm going to end up with luis . he wants blonde ... i 'll give him blonde . [ scene_break ] luis : there 's no new no information on beth wallace ? what about beth crane ? i do n't know what name she 's using these days . yeah , with a little kid , right . they 're probably living large in the city somewhere . i 'm sure you are . just call me when you find out anything . anything at all , all right ? damn . fancy : i 'm sorry , luis . i ca n't imagine how frustrated you are . luis : no , it 's just to have come so close , know that they 're somewhere in this city . noah : you 'll find them , luis . i 'm sure of it . luis : i 'm not going home to sheridan without him . noah : fancy , do you mind if i talk to luis alone for a second ? thanks . noah : i just wanted to thank you for offering to take care of fancy . luis : sure . noah : with that threatening e - mail that theresa got -- you know , threatening to kill one of us -- i 'm a little worried about fancy being alone . obviously , i 'd want her to let me take care of her . luis : well , i can understand why she would n't . noah : so are you ticked off at me , too ? luis : hey , noah , you 're a grown man . you want to go fool around with your ex- girlfriend , break fancy 's heart , that 's none of my damn business . noah : obviously , i do n't want to break fancy 's heart , luis . i love her . luis : well , you 've got a weird way of showing it . noah : it 's complicated . luis : talk to me . i 'm a quick study . noah : yeah , maybe later . luis : whatever . right now we need to focus on the e - mail that theresa got . noah : right . [ scene_break ] fancy : so you honestly have no idea where this e - mail came from ? theresa : i do n't . chad : theresa . ethan . theresa : oh , chad , hi . ethan : hey , man . chad : what are you guys doing in rome ? ethan : well , theresa and i , we found out that simone , jessica , and paloma might be in danger here . chad : what kind of danger ? theresa : well , we 're not sure yet . ethan : but there is something you should know . theresa received an e - mail , a threatening e - mail . we do n't know who it 's from , but it said that somebody from harmony who is here in rome is marked for death . chad : whitney . ethan : it might not be whitney , chad . it could be any one of us . chad : ok , but why ? why would anyone threaten to kill one of us ? man : [ laughs ] it is no threat , chad . it is a promise . someone has come all the way from harmony to rome , and they are going to die . the only question you should be asking is , `` who ? `` [ scene_break ] alexi : wow . i have never seen anyone move like that . have you ? alfredo : once , but i accidentally erased the tape . alexi : yeah , i -- i was talking about the girl . siren , are you sure you 're not part fish ? siren : excuse me ? alexi : i 've never seen anyone move like you . it 's like you are swimming through the air . did you ever swim competitively ? siren : once , i raced a dolphin from bermuda to key west . i won . alexi : what ? miguel : oh , she 's kidding . she does that all the time . alexi : oh , ok . well , just keep shaking those fins , baby , because i am loving it . fox : i ca n't believe you do n't see the chemistry between these two . i mean , i can feel the heat all the way over here . kay : or maybe you 've just been in the sun too long . fox : lighten up , kay . listen , i know you do n't like siren , but you got to admit , if this campaign is a hit , this could be a terrific coup for me at the office . kay : i know , i know , and i 'm glad about that . really , i am . it 's just -- i do n't see what all the fuss is about . alexi : ok , for this next sequence , i want a little more sex and a little more fire . kay : more sex ? he 's got to be kidding . siren : i can do that . kay : ok . now , wait just a minute . alfredo : what 's the problem ? fox : well , that it 's just a little -- alfredo : what , what , what ? too bold ? too suggestive ? fox : well , it 's not exactly pg rated . alfredo : and the problem with that would be ? fox : you 're -- you 're ok with that ? alfredo : absolutement . i say we push the envelope and go all the way . lose the towel , gorgeous . siren : i think he means you . alfredo : oh , why did n't i bring my video camera ? [ scene_break ] theresa : i 'm -- i 'm really sorry . fancy , i -- i should n't have sent you here to rome for business for crane . fancy : it 's not your fault noah showed up -- with maya , no less . theresa : the whole thing with you and noah and maya , it does n't make any sense to me . this does not seem like noah at all . fancy : well , you do n't know him . not that i do either . theresa : you 're -- you 're right . i do n't know him very well . it 's just -- my god , he was so amazing before . i mean , he helped me kidnap ethan from a hospital to save his life . he took so many risks for me . fancy : well , that 's the problem . he tricks you into thinking he 's one way when he 's actually the opposite . that 's why i keep falling for him all over again in spite of how he cheats and lies to me . theresa : you love him , fancy . fancy : i thought i did . now i 'm not so sure . one minute he 's sweeping me off my feet , and i honestly believe he loves me , and the next , he 's flaunting his sex life with maya in my face . fool me once , shame on you . fool me twice , shame on me . how can he expect me to put up with this one more minute than i already have ? theresa : because he says he has a really good explanation . fancy : then why ca n't he give it to me ? theresa : i do n't know . fancy : you know what i think ? i think it 's a big con . i think he does n't have the guts to level with me , so it 's up to me to break things off for good , even if it breaks my heart . theresa : so how sad are we ? here we are in one of the most romantic cities in the world with the men that we love , but for one reason or another , we ca n't be with them . [ scene_break ] chad : hey , this e - mail theresa got , i 'm afraid it 's a death threat against whitney . ethan : look , it might not be meant for any of us . that 's if it 's even real , chad . chad : you know , i was already worried about whitney 's life . i caught up with her down in the catacombs . she actually said that she wants to die . ethan : what ? why would she say something like that , chad ? chad : i do n't know . i do n't know . but i got the feeling that what she was saying was n't coming from her . ethan : what do you mean ? like she -- what -- she 's answering to somebody else ? chad : maybe . and with this e - mail threat -- ethan , what if there is someone out there who wants to kill whitney ? i mean , so help me , ethan , if whitney were to die , i -- i do n't think i can go on living . ethan : chad , do n't -- do n't even -- do n't even go there , all right ? we do n't even know if this -- this warning is credible or not . it might be some kook out there who 's just trying to scare us . chad : i got a bad feeling about all of us being in the same city at the same time . i mean , it 's like someone 's pulling our strings and making us dance to their tune -- somebody close by . [ scene_break ] fancy : grazie . theresa : thank you . luis : crazy about her , are n't you ? noah : yeah . never felt this way about another woman before . luis : well , then what are you doing , noah ? why do n't you tell me what the hell is going on ? noah : look , i wish i could , luis , but i ca n't , all right ? i mean , i 've gotten myself into a little bit of trouble and i have to get myself out of it . luis : well , i can see it 's tearing you up inside . noah : i 'm not worried about what it does to me . i 'm just worried about fancy . and i 'm scared that after this whole thing is over with , i 'm not going to be able to get her back . luis : yeah , i know the feeling . i keep telling myself that sheridan 's going to come back to me once i bring marty home to her , but i do n't know if she will . she 's married to another guy , pregnant with his child . noah : that 's rough . luis : but i have always been straight with her . and i would never hold out on her about something important . noah : i 'm doing the best i can , luis . luis : so you say . noah : look , do n't try to make me feel worse about this , all right ? luis : no , no , no , i 'm not . i can see you 're doing a good enough job of that on your own . noah : well , good luck with beth and marty . luis : yeah . now nothing 's going to stop me from finding them now that i know they are here . noah : nothing 's going to stop me from getting fancy back once this whole mess is over . nothing . [ scene_break ] beth : so , sheridan got married . fool . i mean , what man could ever replace luis ? your loss . one less blonde that i have got to deal with . now , if fancy thinks she 's going to come in here and take luis away from me , she is sadly mistaken . i am the one that has luis ' son . i am the one that is going to have luis . beth : i made a big mistake not getting rid of sheridan when i had the chance . i am not going to make the same mistake with you , miss fancy pants . [ scene_break ] alexi : i want to get this film to the lab a.s.a.p . alfredo : well , if half of what those two have comes through in print , those pages are going to sizzle . they 'll sell a boatload of perfume . i want to sign those two to an exclusive contract . fox : you 're kidding me . alfredo : do i look like i 'm kidding ? i 'll tell you what , have your people call my people and we 'll , you know , do lunch with more people . fox : are you kidding me ? we struck gold . we just discovered america 's next hottest models . stars in the making . look at them . siren : did you hear that , miguel ? stars . miguel : it 's you they are crazy about . i just happen to be here . fox : no way , man . you both got it , on your own but together . wow , electricity to the max ! siren : so what 's the big deal ? i knew that . miguel : me , too . kay : i do n't know about you guys , but i 'm really tired and i 'm thirsty . can we get out of here ? fox : ok , i know a great place that 's down the beach . we 'll get some burgers , some brew ? come on . kay : but -- but maria and endora . fox : no , tabitha took endora home . and they 're going to pick up maria at miguel 's mother 's house . listen , we deserve to celebrate . and i deserve a little time with the woman that i love . kay : aw , i love you , too . fox : superstars ? let 's go . [ scene_break ] bellhop : we 'll do our best , mr. crane . ethan : thank you . fancy : i thought i was persistent , but you take the cake , theresa , when it comes to ethan . theresa : i 'd do anything to be with him . fancy : so i 've noticed . do n't tell me you made up this whole e - mail threat yourself . theresa : no , no , no . no , no , no , i did not do this . fancy : but you just said there was nothing you would n't do to keep ethan away from gwen . theresa : yeah , but i -- no , no , no , i did n't do this -- fancy : what a brilliantly devious way to get ethan to come to rome with you -- by making him afraid for his little sister . theresa : no , no , no . i did n't do this . i promise , i -- i would not do -- how could you think that i would do something like this ? fancy : it 's your own fault , theresa . i mean , you 're the one who always says the end justifies the means . and besides , i 've heard about your past attempts and schemes to get next to ethan . theresa : yes , yes , yes , but i promise you this is not one of them , ok ? it 's not . it was crane security that told me that -- that jessica and paloma and simone were in grave danger . and i -- i told ethan . fancy : but it played into your hands . theresa : yeah , maybe it did -- it did . but i did n't plan it . i swear i did n't . and -- and i also -- i also thought i was coming to rome all alone . it was gwen who told ethan to come . fancy : and this whole e - mail threat just came out of the blue ? theresa : yeah , absolutely . yeah , if -- if -- the e - mail freaked me out . i mean , so help me god , i 'm afraid for everyone 's safety . fancy : ok . ok , i 'm sorry . i believe you . theresa : thank you . i mean , not that i would n't do almost anything to be with ethan . because every day that i 'm not with him , it feels like my heart breaks a little bit more . fancy : i know all about broken hearts , thanks to noah . theresa : then do n't give up on him , fancy . you go -- you go out there . you fight for him . fancy : no , no . i 'm not the type of girl to let a guy break my heart over and over again . just ca n't deal with that type of pain . [ scene_break ] noah : hey , luis . i just want to thank you for offering to look after fancy . i mean , you 're the only guy i can trust not to make a play for her and , well , i just ca n't stand losing her . luis : yeah , about that . in case you have n't noticed , noah , fancy wants nothing to do with you . and you 're not a couple , and you are not going to be until you start being honest with her about maya and whatever else it is that you are mixed up in . noah : luis , how many times do i have to tell you ? i can not do that right now . but i do love fancy . and as soon as i can , i am going to make things right with her . luis : well , i just hope for your sake it 's not too late . a girl like fancy -- that beautiful inside and out -- she 's not going to stay single for that long . fancy : just so you know , theresa talked me into this . noah : what is it ? fancy : i 'm going to give you one more chance . tell me what 's going on , noah . if you truly love me , you 'll tell me the truth right now . [ scene_break ] kay : would n't you prefer sitting in a chair , siren ? siren : no , i 'm comfortable right where i am , kay . very comfortable . miguel : you know , it looks like fox could use some help . siren : do n't go . kay : he 's just going to the bar , not china . siren : well , i 'm going to miss you . siren : [ whispers ] do n't be long . miguel : i wo n't be . kay : whatever you think you 're doing , it 's not going to work . siren : what do you mean ? kay : acting like a slut , that 's what i mean . desperate is for housewives , not for weird girls who just pop up out of the blue and latch on to the first guy they see , ok ? you 're like a leech . and sooner or later , miguel is going to get tired of it . siren : do n't you think miguel would tell me if he did n't like how i am ? kay : not necessarily . not if he did n't want to hurt your feelings . he 's very sweet and kind that way . siren : unlike you . kay : grow up . siren : miguel is mine , kay . [ whispers ] get used to it . fox : all right . this is worthy of a toast . a toast to harmony 's first supermodel couple , miguel and siren . miguel : i would n't go quite that far . siren : i would . i love being a supermodel . it 's fun . miguel : not to mention it is a lot more lucrative than working on a fishing boat . siren : you mean we get paid to be together ? i think i love this job . miguel : shall we dance ? siren : i 'm not very good on my feet . miguel : do n't worry about it . i 'll teach you . fox : looks like we 're not the only couple in harmony that was meant for each other . [ scene_break ] chad : i mean , i just wish whitney would give me some straight answers instead of running off to who knows where . ethan : i do n't blame you for being worried , chad . chad : well , it 's not just about the way she 's acting , ethan . it 's the way she looks . ethan : you said she looks different ? chad : really different . i mean , i only recognized her by her voice . i mean , between that and what she was doing to herself in harmony -- ethan : yeah , that self - flagellation -- i mean , that was very strange . chad : what kills me , ethan , is that she wo n't let me help her . she 's got it in her mind that our relationship was a sin that she needs to be punished for . ethan : listen , that was not your fault , all right ? neither of you knew that you were brother and sister , chad . you did n't know . chad : that does n't make any difference . she wo n't let it go . i 'll tell you what . i do n't care if whitney does n't want to see me ever again . i 've got to go find her and help her before it 's too late . ethan : all right . well , if there is anything that i can do , let me know . chad : thanks , but you 're here for your own reasons -- to look out for jessica , paloma , and simone . and luis , he 's here to find beth and marty . so i think i can handle it on my own . ethan : all right . just so you know , i 'm -- chad : thank you . ethan : you bet . i just do n't think it 's a coincidence that we 're all here . do you really think that ? chad : no , especially not after hearing about this e - mail threat . look , i would love to sit here and figure it out with you , but i ca n't waste any more time . i 've got to find -- find whitney again . ethan : all right . good luck , man , ok ? chad : yeah , i 'm going to find her . and i pity anybody who gets in my way . [ scene_break ] fancy : well , are you going to tell me the truth ? noah : fancy , i 'm sorry . i -- fancy : no , no , i 'm sorry -- sorry i even bothered to ask . noah : whoa , fancy , look -- fancy : no , forget it , ok ? god , i do n't know what 's wrong with me , trying to get a decent explanation out of a lying , cheating bastard like you . noah : damn it . luis : not to rub it in , but you 're running out of time , buddy . you better level with her soon . noah : yeah , i know . it 's just that -- luis : i made the mistake once of not trusting sheridan . i 'm still paying for it . noah : you mean when she told you marty was your son ? luis : yeah , and i did n't believe her . now she 's with some other guy . even though she says she loves me more , she 's going to stay with him . i 'm just -- i was hoping once i bring marty back to her that she 's going to come back to me . noah : you know , i hear what you 're saying , luis . it 's just -- it 's just that if i tell fancy the truth , i will only create more problems for her , all right ? i love her . i will do anything to keep her safe , even if that means losing her . [ scene_break ] fancy : do n't even try to tell me , `` give noah another chance because you love him . `` i do n't love him . i hate him . theresa : he 's your soul mate . fancy : oh , please . not everything 's about love and fate and soul mates , theresa . some men are just plain , rotten bastards . why could n't i fall for someone like your brother luis ? why ca n't noah be more like him ? [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] beth : come in . woman : you summoned me , miss crane ? beth : yes , i have to run an errand , emily . would you watch marty ? he 's sleeping . emily : of course , miss crane . beth : actually , my last name is wallace . alistair crane is my father . emily : i can see the resemblance . beth : what do you mean ? emily : nothing . beth : huh . [ scene_break ] luis : where 's chad ? ethan : oh , he is off to look for whitney again . noah : yeah , it 's not like i blame him . but he 's got to be careful out there by himself . luis : yeah . ethan : i told him that , but all he can think about is her . noah : look , i got to get going , guys . luis : meeting maya ? noah : i got to make some phone calls . luis : have something to do with what you 're not telling fancy ? noah : just take care of her , ok ? luis : planned on it . noah : you know , no matter how it looks to her or you , fancy means everything to me . luis : good luck . [ scene_break ] fox : great burger . are n't you hungry ? kay : not really . miguel : i am so hungry i could eat a cow right now . siren : you 'd eat a cow ? miguel : it 's just an expression . siren : oh . i am so hungry i could eat a dozen lobsters . fox : you are funny , siren . kay : funny in the head . miguel : did you say something , kay ? kay : nope . siren : excuse me , i 've got to -- miguel : the bathroom 's right over there , i think . man : delectable . second man : yeah , i could have me some of that . siren : me , too . waitress : here you go , guys . man : how you doing ? second man : keep the change . man : i 'm done . second man : yeah -- yeah , man . me , too . miguel : that was quick . ready to order ? siren : [ hiccups ] ah , i 'm full . miguel : but you have n't eaten anything . kay : i smell seafood . siren : maybe they 're making sushi in the kitchen . kay : they do n't have sushi here . fox : come on , baby . come dance with me . let 's show these two that they 're not the only ones with chemistry in harmony . kay : ok . fox : you feel so good in my arms . i am so lucky to have you . [ scene_break ] theresa : ethan , do n't blame me , ok ? it is not my fault that this hotel had one room available . ethan : look , just as long as you understand that the second another room becomes available , i am in it , and i am out of here , ok ? and the front desk knows about it . theresa : ok , if that 's what you want . although i know that it 's not , and i wish you would just stop fighting it . ethan : i am not fighting anything . it 's just you and your not - so - subtle tactics , theresa . theresa : well , they are not tactics , ethan . it 's -- ethan : do n't -- do n't say fate , ok ? if you say fate , i 'm going to run out that door -- i 'm going to set up camp in the laundry room , ok ? theresa : then it 's meant to be . ethan : meant to be is just another way of saying fate . theresa : look , you and i ended up in the same room together because this is the way it is supposed to be . now , you can fight it from here until kingdom come , but it will not change the one simple , inarguable fact that we belong together . [ scene_break ] fancy : thanks for walking me to my room , luis . luis : no problem . fancy : but you really should n't have . luis : could be a killer out there . fancy : i 'll be fine , but if it makes you feel better , i promise i 'll call you when i get up from my nap . luis : oh , you wo n't have to . fancy : why not ? luis : because i 'll be there when you wake up from your nap . we 'll be sleeping together . [ scene_break ] fox : what 's the matter ? kay : oh , nothing . i 'm just tired . too much sun , i guess . fox : that 'll do it to you . but it was definitely worth it . this ad campaign is going to blow the socks of anyone who sees it . thanks to those two over there . [ scene_break ] siren : you know those poses we were doing the photographer said were so hot ? miguel : yeah . siren : well , i know even hotter ones . miguel : really ? siren : want to see ? miguel : here ? siren : no , silly . some place we can be alone . [ scene_break ] kay : miguel and siren are gone . fox : so ? kay : i -- i think we should -- we should go find them . fox : why ? kay : b - b - because -- shoot . shoot . i forgot to have them sign the release so we could use their photos in the ad -- fox : i thought you took care of that already , kay ? kay : i do n't know . everything was happening so fast , i forgot . fox : where are the papers ? kay : they are in my purse . fox : ok , let 's go . [ scene_break ] ethan : it 's been a long day . i am really not in the mood for this . theresa : ooh . go ahead . walk away from me . i mean , that is what you always do when you start seeing the truth . ethan : theresa , it 's not fate that we are here in this room together . it is because of an overbooked rome hotel . theresa : if that 's what you need to believe . i 'm going to go freshen up . ethan : take your time . theresa : hmm . [ knock on door ] bellhop : mr. crane ? ethan : yes , um , it 's winthrop , actually . bellhop : i am sorry . ethan : yes ? bellhop : you wanted us to advise you if we had a room cancellation , sir . ethan : yes , i did . bellhop : it seems mr. lopez - fitzgerald 's room has become available . he 'll be moving into miss crane 's . ethan : i am sorry . there must be some mistake . bellhop : that 's what the manager told me . ethan : right . yeah , he might want to keep an eye on her . that 's right . bellhop : sir ? ethan : yeah , i 'm sorry -- what -- about the room ? bellhop : would you like it or not ? [ scene_break ] fancy : we are going to sleep together ? luis : no , i am so sorry . i totally did n't mean for that to come out the way it sounded . fancy : oh ? luis : i did n't mean that i was going to be sleeping with you . i just meant that i was n't going to have own my room anymore . that i was going move my things and bring them here to your suite . fancy : well , i told you what i told noah . i do n't need a babysitter , luis . luis : oh , i am sorry . it 's not up for discussion . look , you have plenty of room here , so you will still have your privacy . i 'll just be here in case . fancy : i am too tired to argue , but i think it 's silly . i 'm sure i 'll be fine on my own . luis : no , i 'm sorry , but you 're stuck with me . that e - mail that theresa received -- it puts us all at risk , all right ? someone could be out there just waiting to kill you . fancy : i am sure that threat does n't apply to me . luis : well , how can you be so sure ? fancy : i came here on fashion business , and to get away . i am not over here searching for anyone like you , looking for your son , or chad looking for whitney . i am not a threat to anyone , so who could possibly want to kill me ? [ scene_break ] beth : so you 're certain that that 's fancy crane 's suite number ? thank you . life is so easy when you are alistair crane 's daughter . you can find out anything about anyone . beth : i wonder if fancy 's gon na mind a little company on her last day on earth ? [ scene_break ] chad : i do n't care what whitney says . i am not giving up on her or leaving her alone . she may not be able to tell me now , but i know she needs my help . man : whitney told you to leave her alone , chad . she even told you what the consequences would be if you did n't . one of you will die . [ laughs ] fact is , if you persist in interfering with matters that are of no concern to you , you both will wind up dead . [ scene_break ] fox : chances are we 'll probably find them making love behind a sand dune . kay : do you think they are doing it out here on the beach ? fox : yeah , they were practically doing it at the photo shoot . things only got heavier at the restaurant . i do n't think wild horses could keep those two from each other at this point . kay : i do n't get it . i did n't see that much chemistry between them . fox : you really do n't like siren , do you ? kay : no , i think she is weird , and she is completely wrong for miguel . fox : he does n't seem to think so . kay : they 've got to be out here somewhere . fox : i got it . kay : no , i got it . i got it . fox : what ? they already signed the release forms ? why did you tell me they did n't ? kay : they did ? oh , my gosh , they did . i 'm sorry . i do n't know where my head 's at today . fox : ok , great . now we can go home . come on . kay : we 're just gon na leave them out here ? fox : they are adults , kay . they can find their way back to tabitha 's . come on . kay : i know , but , i mean , we all came together , you know . fox : so what ? we 're not their babysitters , kay . kay : well , we should at least tell them that we 're leaving . fox : fine . i 'll go back to the hamburger shack and see if they 've turned up there , ok ? kay : ok . i 'll look for them here . i know i should n't worry about miguel with siren , but she is so wrong for him . she is not his type at all . [ woman giggling ] kay : whoa . now , they have got chemistry . what miguel and siren have is totally f - f - fake . [ scene_break ] bellhop : sir ? i need to know if you 'll be taking the room . theresa : come on . tell him no , tell him no . stay here with me . tell him . ethan : listen , thanks for letting me know , but i 'm going to stay with miss crane . bellhop : as you wish , sir . ethan : thank you . theresa : ethan ! i knew it ! [ scene_break ] fancy : i am not a baby , luis . luis : nobody said you were . but i said i was going to protect you , and that 's what i 'm gon na do . stop fighting it . luis : would you relax ? get comfortable , huh ? i 'm not going anywhere . beth : she 's not even over the other man and now she 's going to try to sleep with luis ? my god , that bitch moves fast ! luis : i 'll be the last thing you see when you go to bed at night and the first thing you see when you wake up in the morning . oh , come on , it 'll be fun . beth : you might be there in the morning , luis , but she 's not gon na wake up next to you . fancy crane is dead . [ next_on ] theresa : fate has brought us so we can be together . kay : i love you so much . luis : there could be someone on the other side of that door just waiting to kill you . beth : fancy crane , you are so dead .
the harmonyites in rome wonder why they are all there , who caused them to be there , and which one will be the one to die , if it happens . luis decides to move into fancy 's room so he can protect her , and ethan , given the chance to take luis ' room , opts to stay with theresa . she , of course , is thrilled . fancy wonders why she could n't have fallen for a guy like luis , instead of noah , and noah is dying to tell fancy why he 's acting the way he is , but he ca n't . he wo n't risk her life for his happiness .
tabitha : all right , young ladies , time for bed . ah , i know you love your michelle doll movies , but it 's bedtime . tabitha : one what ? uh , you mean you want to have a -- a sleepover party here ? tabitha : oh , i think you 're a bit young for that , sweet pea . tabitha : yes , well , you are going to a mortal school now , and if it 's the done thing , well , all right . i 'll -- i 'll talk to some of the other mothers and see if we can arrange it . ok ? [ doorbell rings ] tabitha : who on earth is that ? tabitha : hello , can i help you ? woman : help us ? we were under the impression that you invited us . tabitha : i what ? woman : yes , we 're a bit confused , because none of us remembers getting an invitation . second woman : but we all remembered tonight that the girls were invited for a sleepover . third woman : strange , is n't it ? tabitha : oh , no , no , not at all . you must think i 'm a bit befuddled , but , um , i do remember sending out the invitations . i -- i 'd just forgotten that it -- it was for tonight . oh , oh , please come in , come in . i 'm sure we 'll all have a splendid time . come in . [ scene_break ] kay : you better not try to back out of our deal , julian . julian : and why would i try to back out of it after all the trouble i 've been through ? kay : i do n't know . i 'm just nervous . julian : i want what 's ever best for my son . if you 're the woman he loves , the woman he wants to spend his life with , then i 'll do whatever i must to make him happy for as long as he has to live . kay : all right , but miguel has to be completely cleared of all charges and they can never come after him again . julian : yes , he will be exonerated . he will be set free . and after he is , you will live up to your side of the bargain . yes ? kay : mr. crane , if you can get miguel out of prison , i 'll do anything you want . julian : wonderful . i see we understand each other . kay : wait , what exactly do you want me to do ? julian : oh , that . i want you to stay with my son . kay : what ? julian : you heard me , dear . if you want me to have miguel set free , i want you to stay married and faithful to my son , specifically . never see miguel again . kay : yeah , once miguel is free , i will let him go , and i will stay married to fox . julian : then we have a deal . kay : yeah , i 'll do anything to get miguel out of this horrible place . i do n't know how you think you 're going to pull this off , though . julian : well , why do n't you just leave that to me . miguel : kay , what -- what are you doing here ? kay : miguel , everything 's going to be ok . miguel : what is he doing here ? i do n't understand . what 's going on ? fox : neither do i . pilar : kay , why did you ask us here ? what -- what 's going on ? julian : oh , judge reilly , thank you for coming . judge reilly : well , this is highly irregular , but considering the circumstances , i felt duty - bound to be here . miguel : what circumstances ? judge reilly : well , new -- new evidence has , uh , been introduced to your case , uh , miguel , and , uh , well , since you 've already been tried and convicted , i just felt it imperative that i look at the new evidence right away . pilar : what evidence ? what new accusations has julian brought against my son ? miguel : what is he trying to do now , get me sent to death row with luis ? kay : no , julian 's here to help you . miguel : to help me ? kay : yeah , we 're here to get you out of prison , forever . julian : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] paloma : i 'm sorry , noah , but if chad was the one who fired that gun at the motel , i have to arrest him . noah : no , no , no , you do n't know the details of the situation . paloma : i 'll find out as soon as i arrest him . noah : but , look , he swears it was an accident . paloma : come on , noah . noah : he swears he 'll never do it again . paloma : how do i know he wo n't ? and why did he shoot at vincent in the first place ? do you know ? { noah : you are lying to everyone , including your wife ? what -- what 's going on , chad ? chad : you know what , noah ? you 're right , i am lying . noah : all right , spit it out . about what ? chad : there 's a phrase . a phrase you might not have heard before that kind of sums everything up . chad : i 've been living on the down - low . noah : i know what that phrase means , uh , the down - low . so , uh , so -- so you and men -- chad : man . one man . } noah : look , paloma , chad is over there and he 's about to tell whitney something that -- that could cause her to leave him . paloma : leave him ? what is he going to tell her ? noah : i ca n't tell you that . it 's -- look , he 's made a very bad mistake , all right ? and he 's about to face something that 's much worse than being arrested , so -- look , he , uh , he could lose the love of his life . [ scene_break ] whitney : what is it ? what 's going on ? whitney : chad , do you know what vincent was talking about in the text messages that he sent me ? he said that there was a secret that i needed to know . so , what is it ? what 's the secret ? [ scene_break ] guard : no , neither one has come out . ethan and mrs. casey went in to look for the freak . they told me to stay by my post and grab this half - man / half - woman if it came out , but i have n't seen anyone and i do n't know why ethan and mrs. casey are still inside . [ scene_break ] [ banging on door ] theresa : god , help me ! somebody , please -- ethan : damn it , every -- every single thing is catching on fire . theresa : what do we do , ethan ? how do we get out of here ? ethan : look -- look , that 's -- the guards -- the guards have to know that something 's wrong . they 'll be coming for us . theresa : well , what if they do n't ? ! ethan : is anybody there ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : well then , children , you can watch dvds with endora and maria , and i 'll go into the kitchen and make some refreshments . mother : is maria your child , too ? tabitha : uh , oh , no , no , uh , she 's the daughter of a close friend of ours who lives with us . well , thank you for bringing your girls over . we 'll make sure they have a smashing good time . tabitha : [ whispering ] endora , you must stop doing this . i mean , you ca n't just use your magic whenever you want . no . they still burn witches at the stake , you know . tabitha : well , i do n't know . but it 's possible . the point is , you go to a mortal school , and mortals are very distrustful of us . mother : sweetie , are you sure you want to stay ? second mother : yes , if you 'd rather not , we can go to the pizza parlor . tabitha : ah , yes , well , all right then , ladies . nothing to worry about . you can pick your daughters up anytime after 12 tomorrow . endora and i will make them something magical for breakfast . wo n't we , endora ? mother : mrs. lennox , are you sure you were planning on so many children tonight ? tabitha : oh , absolutely . of course , i -- i understand completely if you 're a little apprehensive leaving them here . after all , you do n't know anything about me and my family . i tell you what , why do n't we all go into the kitchen and i 'll make a fresh pot of tea , and we 'll leave the girls here and they can relax and get to know each other and see if they feel comfortable enough to want to stay . mother : that 's very kind of you . second mother : yes , thank you . tabitha : oh , and , uh , by the way , i 've , uh , i 've just had this installed , so i can monitor the children 's activities at all times . you 'll be able to keep an eye on them from the kitchen . mother : what a good idea , and i could use a cup of tea . tabitha : good , good , this way . through there , to the left , into the kitchen . endora , remember , no magic . [ scene_break ] miguel : you 're here to get me out of prison . pilar : how ? fox : yes , father , what is going on ? julian : well , fox , it has come to my attention , and to the court 's attention , that there is a -- an eyewitness to your hit - and - run case . fox : an eyewitness ? julian : yes , someone who puts an entirely new light on the incident . pilar : i knew it . i knew my son could n't have deliberately tried to kill fox . miguel : is this true , kay ? is there really someone that can get me cleared ? kay : yeah , according to julian , there is . julian : uh , your honor , may i bring the witness in ? judge reilly : yes , please , please . julian : ah , you may come in . spike : how y ' all doin ' ? miguel : spike , spike is the eyewitness . spike : yeah , that 's right , amigo . i 'm here to save your butt . [ scene_break ] paloma : noah , what are you talking about ? what kind of mistake did chad make ? noah : it -- it 's something he regrets with all of his heart . paloma : because if whitney finds out what it is , he 'll lose her , right ? noah : i 'm afraid he could . paloma : ca n't you tell me what it is ? paloma : it has something to do with that text message that vincent sent to whitney , does n't it ? noah : look , chad 's over there and he 's about to be honest with whitney and tell her everything , and i 'm just worried it 's too late . paloma : oh , noah , this is terrible . noah : yeah , i know , lying is the worst thing someone can do in a relationship . i hope you know that i -- i will never lie to you . paloma : i will never lie to you , either . well , unless i have a hot one night stand in vegas . noah : well , you know what they say , what -- what happens in vegas , it just stays in ... [ scene_break ] whitney : chad , honey , what is it ? you said you had something important to tell me . [ phone rings ] whitney : oh , it 's daddy , probably about miles . hold on a second . hello ? chad : is he ok ? whitney : hold on one second . yeah , he just has a question about miles ' medicine , so -- chad : yeah , listen -- listen , honey . um , all i wanted to say is i love you , and i am so happy we 're having another child together . and we need to focus on ourselves , you know , our family , and not let things like vincent 's text message get in the way . ok ? whitney : ok , i love you honey , i really do . chad : i love you . whitney : yeah . chad : noah , i could n't tell whitney about my affair with vincent . paloma : [ gasps ] is that vincent 's secret ? [ scene_break ] guard : where are all the other guys ? yeah , this is howie again . uh , ethan and mrs. casey are still inside and i have n't seen any sign of the freak . so , listen , i want you to go up to the main house . mrs. casey 's sister is a cop . she 's up there . i 'm going to need some help down here . [ scene_break ] ethan : get down , get -- get down on the floor , get down . theresa : you know , there 's got to be a way to open that door , ethan . ethan : there 's nothing . there 's not a vent , there 's nothing . just try to stay under the smoke . theresa : ok . help , somebody help us , please ! ethan : those burning clothes are getting too close . i 'm going to push those clothes aside , ok ? stay here . theresa : ethan ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : more tea , mrs. , um , susie 's mother ? mother : yes , thank you , and buffy . tabitha : buffy , you must call me tabitha . mother : ah , well that 's a lovely name , too . do you have help , tabitha ? tabitha : me ? help ? what , you mean servants , a maid ? mother : surely you do n't do all this by yourself . your house is so neat and tidy . buffy : yes , it does n't even look as if children actually live here . tabitha : oh , believe me , they do . no , no , i do n't have any help , no . i do it all myself , i enjoy it . mother : even the ironing ? tabitha : you 're doing a great job , hand , dear . lovely . yes , quirky as it may seem , i actually do enjoy ironing . buffy : you 're amazing , tabitha . mother : what does your husband do , dear ? tabitha : oh , he 's , uh , he 's no longer with us . mother : oh . second mother : oh , you 're widowed , i 'm so sorry . tabitha : yes , it 's not easy being a single mother . buffy : which makes it all the more amazing that you do everything yourself . mother : how do you manage ? tabitha : well , i have a -- a lovely little girl , and she 's a tremendous help . [ scene_break ] girl : i 've seen this video so many times . do n't y ' all have anything else to watch ? second girl : i 'm bored , too . we thought a sleepover at your house would be a lot more fun . susie : we 've heard all the stories about the wild things that go on here . girl : wow . second girl : how did you do that ? susie : this is cool . maria : way to go , endora . [ laughter ] [ scene_break ] noah : i -- i 'm sorry , chad , i did n't tell her . chad : i -- i know , i know , and , uh , paloma , look , i 'm really sorry you had to hear that . paloma : i -- i -- i do n't know what to say , it 's such a -- chad : i know , i know , it 's a shock , right ? but i 'm -- i 'm breaking things off with vincent , all right ? i swear , i 'm never going to be around him again . whitney : oh , there you are . what 's , uh , what 's going on here ? everything ok ? chad : yeah , no , everything 's , um , fine , baby . [ phone rings ] paloma : hello ? what ? dios mio , i 'll be right there . chad : what 's wrong ? paloma : it was one of the security guards . theresa and ethan trapped the blackmailer in the mausoleum , but they have n't come out yet . we need to get down there . noah : yeah , let 's go , come on . whitney : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] theresa : ethan ! ethan : get down , get down . are you burned ? are you all right ? theresa : i 'm ok , are you ok ? ethan : i 'm fine , i 'm fine . theresa : oh , my god , i thought i was going to lose you . ethan : you 're not going to lose me . we 're gon na -- we 're gon na get out of here . theresa : no , not as long as that freak is still out there . ethan : we 're going to get the freak , too . now , we 're gon na -- we 're gon na be together . we 're gon na be a family -- you , me , jane , and little ethan . i promise you that . { whitney : but you ca n't let this freak get away with this . you got ta fight back somehow . theresa : i do n't have anything to fight with . and you know what else ? he -- he said that if i do n't do exactly what he wants , he 's going to tell ethan the truth about little ethan . whitney : well , that 's good , you know ? it 's high time that ethan does know the truth , that little ethan is his son . theresa : no , no , whitney , he would hate me for lying to him all this time . ethan : look , i do n't -- i do n't know how we 're going to do it , but we 're going to get out of here . i 'm gon na catch that freak . i 'm gon na make him pay for everything he 's done to us and your family . theresa 's voice : but then he 'll tell you my secret . will you still love me ? will you still want to be with me ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : ah , you 're enjoying my english tea , eh , buffy ? buffy : thank you , tabitha . tabitha 's voice : thank hades endora 's behaving herself . she 's really being a good little girl for once . [ scene_break ] girl : this is fun . second girl : yeah , what else can we do ? endora : i know . how about a beach party ? susie : all right , a beach party . endora : wssh ! [ cheers ] maria : that 's awesome ! [ laughter ] endora : ooh , something 's missing , though . wait , we need boys ! all : yay ! [ doorbell rings ] endora : ooh , there they are . endora : hello , boys . boy : hey . what 's up ? endora : come on in . boy : dude , it 's a party . hey , baby . endora : hi . boy : dude , check it out , man . second boy : dude , it 's a beach party . totally awesome . endora : ooh , i 'm so glad you guys could make it . what 's your name ? boy : mickey . we 're all mickey 's . girl : and we 're all michelle 's . maria : this is what i call a party . mickey : yes , it is . [ cheers ] maria : come here . mickey : that 's enough . endora : yow ! [ scene_break ] pilar : wait , are you saying that you saw who ran fox down ? spike : that 's right , mama . yeah , that 's exactly what i 'm saying . miguel : well , why did n't you come forward before ? huh , spike ? why wait until after i 've been tried , convicted , and almost beaten to death ? spike : well , i 'm not exactly on friendly terms with the cops , you know . i 'm just trying to do my civic duty . kay : spike is your witness ? are you kidding me ? he is a nutcase . what makes you think judge reilly is going to believe him ? julian : it will all be taken care of , my dear . just trust me . miguel : kay , what is going on here ? fox swears he saw me driving the car that hit him . how can spike dispute that ? kay : look , all i know is julian told me that his witness would clear you . so you 're going to get out of prison , and that 's all i care about . pilar : i pray you 're right , mija . fox : are you sure that kay will keep up her end of the bargain ? julian : kay wants miguel to go free . if spike does what he 's supposed to , miguel will go free . and kay will be yours forever . judge reilly : all right . court 's in session . what ? i forgot -- i forgot the gavel , all right ? i do n't want to be here all night . will the witness step forward ? spike : oh , that 's me . right , right . right here , your honor . judge reilly : all right . so , what 's your testimony ? spike : ah , should n't you swear me in or something ? you know , make it legal ? judge reilly : all right , all right . do you swear to tell the truth ? spike : yeah , but do n't i get a bible or something to do it on ? judge reilly : oh , for heaven 's sake , just get on with it and tell us what you know . spike : ok . you do n't have to go yippity about it . spike : ok . i saw who was driving the car the night fox got run over . judge reilly : so you 're disputing fox crane 's testimony that he saw miguel lopez - fitzgerald driving the car that night . spike : no , sir . ca n't do that . fox saw miguel driving the car , and that 's it . kay : you bastard . [ scene_break ] paloma : what 's happening ? are they still inside ? howie : well , they must be . i 've been here the whole time and no one 's come out . noah : is there another way out ? howie : if there is , i do n't know about it . we 've got guards surrounding the entire mausoleum . if that half - man / half - woman had come out , somebody would have grabbed him . whitney : ok , but what about theresa and ethan ? why have n't they come out yet ? howie : well , i wish i knew , ma'am . i have orders to stay here , but maybe you could go inside and look for them . paloma : i 'll go in . noah : no , not alone you wo n't . chad : no , we 're coming in with you , paloma . paloma : ok , thank you . noah : come on . whitney : oh , my god , this place is huge . noah : there must be generations of cranes buried here . chad : well , let 's just hope that list does n't include ethan and theresa . paloma : this makes no sense . if they came in here , and the blackmailer was in here , too , where are they ? i do n't see how they could have gotten past the guard . chad : well , there must be another way in . where is it ? [ scene_break ] theresa : help ! help , please ! ethan : somebody , can you hear me ? theresa : somebody , help us ! ethan : there 's a fire in here ! theresa : oh , my god , help ! please , ethan . ethan : all right , it 's ok . ethan and theresa : help ! theresa : please , somebody ! judge reilly : so let me get this straight . you 're a witness to the hit - and- run . and you say that fox crane was right , and that it was miguel who actually hit him with the car . spike : yes , sir . judge reilly : well , then -- what am i doing here ? what is the point of this exercise , mr. crane ? julian : spike . spike : ok . i was just yanking your chain a little bit , that 's all . judge reilly : well , just cut it out , will you ? and just tell us what on earth you 're doing here . spike : ok . when fox was walking along right before he got hit , he thought he saw miguel behind the wheel . only , it was n't miguel . pilar : gracias a dios . judge reilly : how do you know this ? spike : because i saw the guy that was driving . and , yes , it looked a lot like miguel , but it was n't him . it was somebody else . judge reilly : so how can you be certain of this ? spike : i 'm telling you . i know what i saw . miguel did not run fox down . he was telling the truth . miguel : thank god . pilar : mijo , it 's a miracle . you 're free . judge reilly : hold on . he is not free until i say he is free , all right ? julian : well , your honor ? judge reilly : well , i do n't know . how can i believe this man ? he 's got a record , god knows he 's unsavory , he 'd do anything for money . i mean , where is his credibility ? [ scene_break ] paloma : i ca n't find anything . noah : yeah , neither can i . whitney : well , they did n't just vanish into thin air . they have to be around here somewhere . theresa ! chad : theresa ! can you hear us ? paloma : if you can hear us , knock on the wall . chad : ok , this is crazy . paloma : keep looking . noah : all right . [ scene_break ] theresa : ahh ! oh , my god , ethan ! the wall is burning ! look ! oh , my god . ethan : theresa , are you ok ? theresa : no , we 're never going to get out of here , ethan , ever . [ scene_break ] paloma : what is it ? do you smell smoke ? chad : yeah , i smell it . noah : where 's it coming from ? whitney : well , maybe there 's a fire in the fireplace at the main house . paloma : how could smoke from a fireplace get all the way from the chimney to this crypt ? whitney : i do n't know . i mean , why else would we be smelling smoke in the mausoleum ? i mean , this place is made of mostly stone . chad : yeah , she 's right , guys . why would we be smelling smoke in this place ? paloma : oh , my god , look . smoke is coming through this wall . noah : wait , it 's not a wall . it 's a door . whitney : can you open it , noah ? chad : theresa , ethan , are you in there ? whitney : can you hear us ? theresa : oh , god , this is it . ethan , we 're going to die . ethan : we 're not going to -- listen to me . do n't talk like that . someone 's going to find us , ok ? theresa : no , it 's going to be too late . i ca n't breathe . my lungs are on fire ! ethan : i 'm sorry , theresa . theresa : no , my babies . i 'm never going to see my babies . ethan : you are going to see your babies ! you will , i promise you , all right ? whitney : [ muffled ] theresa ? ethan : did you hear that ? did you hear that ? theresa : yes , what -- where ? ethan : i thought i heard someone yelling . chad : [ muffled ] ethan , theresa . ethan : oh , my god . we 're trapped ! theresa : get us out of here , please ! paloma : shh , i hear something . ethan : [ muffled ] we 're inside ! theresa : [ muffled ] get us out of here ! whitney : that 's theresa . chad : and ethan . they 're behind this door . noah : yeah , but how do we open it , though ? whitney : we have to get in there . there 's smoke coming from under that door . there has to be a fire somewhere . hold on , you guys , we 're trying ! theresa : come on , please ! ethan : the fire 's getting worse ! get us the hell out of here ! theresa : help ! [ scene_break ] buffy : susie 's starting violin next week . mother : oh . buffy : she 's so excited about it . mother : and pamela 's going to play piano . second mother : yes , my mary beth 's going to play soccer . does endora like sports ? tabitha : well , i suppose . i do n't know , i have n't thought about it . endora has so many interests , we have n't quite decided which activity she 'll focus in on yet . [ music plays ] buffy : what 's that music ? mother : where 's it coming from ? second mother : it sounds like the living room , but ... tabitha : oh , my devil . tabitha : ahem . there 's something wrong with the monitor . i think i 'll just go into the living room and check . i wo n't be a minute . buffy : is everything all right , tabitha ? tabitha : oh , yes , no problemo . have another cake . [ cheers ] mickey : there you go ! maria : wow ! mickey : do n't cheat , do n't cheat . maria : lower , lower . mickey : lower , lower . second mickey : all right . tabitha : oh , no . great lucifer 's tail . endora , what have you done now ? mickey : limbo ! [ cheers ] [ scene_break ] judge reilly : so tell me why i should believe you ? spike : look , i asked for a bible , did n't i ? how about you give me a lie detector test ? judge reilly : all right . all right , in light of this new evidence , i feel i have no choice ... but to set aside miguel lopez - fitzgerald 's conviction and declare him cleared on all charges . paloma : you win , mijo . judge reilly : case dismissed . miguel : oh , my god . spike : excuse me . miguel : i ca n't believe this is happening . this is really happening . kay : i ca n't believe this is happening either . [ scene_break ] noah : i told the guard to call the fire department . whitney : ok , i just got off the phone with my mom , and she 's coming , too . noah : good , they 're going to need a doctor . chad : and something to break down the door , like an ax or a battering ram or something ? noah : he said they 're going to bring whatever they have . paloma : wait a minute , theresa and ethan did n't get in there with that stuff . there 's got to be some kind of device out here so we can open the door . whitney : ok , she 's absolutely right . what could it be ? paloma : theresa , ethan ! if you can hear me , how do you open the door ? theresa : that 's paloma . ethan : what 's she saying ? theresa : she 's saying , how do we open the door ? ethan : the ring on the wall . the ring on the wall ! theresa : ring , pull the ring ! ethan : pull the ring on the wall ! chad : what are they saying ? whitney : it sounds like `` ring `` ? paloma : they 're saying , `` find the ring . `` noah : it must be how the door is opened . here we go . ahh ! paloma : are you ok ? noah : i burned my hand . blackmailer : [ laughs ] whitney : oh , my god , it 's him . paloma : it 's her . blackmailer : [ laughs ] [ laughter continues ] theresa : ethan , he 's here . ethan : you sick freak , let us out of here ! [ laughter continues ] theresa : ethan , this is over . i 'm so sorry . ethan : you have nothing to be sorry about . stop . theresa : no , this is my fault . it 's my fault that we 're not together . it 's my fault that we 're not married . ethan : it 's both of us . we 're both to blame , all right ? theresa : no , ethan , i kept secrets i should n't have kept secret . ethan : theresa , it was the situation . it was n't you . we 're going to be fine . theresa : no , there 's something i need to tell you . i need to tell you before we die . i have to tell you my secret . [ blackmailer 's laughter continues ] [ scene_break ] tabitha : endora ! endora , how could you do this ? buffy : tabitha , is everything all right in there ? tabitha : oh , yes , it 's fine . the girls are just watching a different dvd , that 's all . [ cheers continue ] mother : that dvd does n't sound age appropriate . second mother : no , it does n't . we 'd better see for ourselves . buffy : tabitha , we 're coming in . tabitha : endora , do something quickly . the mothers are coming in . they 'll know we 're witches . they 'll burn us at the stake ! endora : mummy , relax . it 's 2007 . buffy : susie ? mother : pamela ? second mother : mary beth , is that you ? buffy : how is this possible ? mother : our little girls are teenagers . second mother : and they 're drinking beer ! endora : it 's root beer . buffy : wh - what happened to our children ? tabitha : oh , bloody hell . we 're done for now . [ scene_break ] pilar : all my prayers have been answered . kay : yeah , mine , too . miguel : i ca n't believe that julian crane made it happen . pilar : yeah , i ca n't believe it either . [ scene_break ] spike : so i did good , right ? julian : well , you had me a bit concerned when you offered to take a lie detector test . spike : oh , no . you see , miguel was n't driving the car . so i would have passed it , you see ? so , uh , am i gon na get paid ? julian : well , later . you go now . spike : but i 'm going to see you later ? julian : mm . fox : so thank you , father . julian : if it makes you happy , enjoy . fox : i intend to . [ scene_break ] miguel : kay , listen , you have to divorce fox right away . we can get married . listen , i ca n't be separated from you any longer , kay . kay ? kay , why are n't you happier ? kay : miguel , listen to me . there 's something that i have to tell you . [ scene_break ] noah : hey , where are the tools ? chad : yeah , we need some way to get in there . howie : that 's what i came to tell you . the tools are on the way . paloma : we 're coming , theresa , hang on ! whitney : we 're going to get you out of there ! please do n't say we 're going to be too late . theresa : ethan , i love you . i hope to god that you forgive me . ethan : shh . look , whatever it is , it does n't matter . it does n't matter , ok ? i love you . theresa : when we were in rome ... i found out something amazing . i found out that little ethan -- he 's your son . ethan , he 's yours and i wanted to tell you . i wanted to tell you , but i could n't . i was so afraid of ... i was so afraid that you were going to take him from me . and now this blackmailer , he 's threatening to tell you the truth , and that would mean i would lose all of my money , all my power . and i could n't let that happen because i needed to save my brothers , ethan . please ... you 've got to say something . ethan , please . please forgive me . [ next_on ] julian : tell miguel that you 're going to stay married and faithful to fox . mother : your living room 's a beach ! whitney : did you find them ? noah : we 're too late ! paloma : no !
endora decided that she wanted to have a sleepover . she invited some girls over . their mothers were n't very sure about the party so tabitha invited them to stay and have tea . when the mothers were in the kitchen endora cast a spell that turned the girls into teenagers and they had a beach party . when the mothers came into the room they were shocked to see the party . paloma found out chad 's secret . she got a phone call about theresa . chad , paloma , whitney and noah went to save them . at first they could n't find them but than paloma noticed the smoke . the whole room is on fire and ethan and theresa do not have much time left . spike came forward as julian 's eyewitness in miguel 's case . after spike told judge riley about what he saw miguel was sent free . kay promised to live up to her end of the deal .
tabitha : oh , my stars . oh , my bowl is getting worse than the internet . if it gets any hotter , even i wo n't be able to watch . what am i going to do with you , endora ? that spell you cast on the beach is working far too well . miguel is as into siren as that vacuous mermaid is into him . tabitha : oh , poor kay . i tried to warn her , but would she listen ? no , of course not . she 's going to have to make a choice sooner or later -- which hunk is the hunk for her , señor miguel or monsieur fox . tabitha : well , we shall see , wo n't we ? [ scene_break ] kay : do n't they ever come up for air ? fox : i went back to the shack to look for siren and miguel , but i could n't find them . well , looks like we found them . kay : yeah , do n't you hate it when people make out in public ? fox : we have . i 've never known you to be such a prude . and you say they do n't have chemistry ? what do you call that ? [ scene_break ] ethan : what am i -- no . no , stop . theresa : yes , yes , you want to . i know you do . ethan : no , i do n't . no , i do n't . theresa : yes , you do , ethan . ethan , i just heard you . i heard you . the bellman -- he came here , he said you got another room available , and you said no . ethan : whoa . theresa : you chose to stay with me . ethan : you got it wrong . you got it wrong , ok ? that email was a direct threat to any one of us from harmony , ok ? i am here for one reason -- to protect you , just to protect you . just like luis is bunking up with fancy to protect her . ok ? theresa : you know what , you can lie to everybody else . you do n't need to lie to me , ok ? you want to protect me because you want to stay with me . ethan : no , that 's not -- no , no . theresa : ok . you ca n't deny that kiss , right ? for a moment everything in this world disappeared except for you and me . fate has brought us here to the most romantic city in this world so we can be together . [ scene_break ] beth : damn it , i wish i could hear better . fancy : i do n't need -- luis : i 'm not leaving your side for one minute . hey , i gave up my room for you , you know . fancy : oh , how romantic . beth : romantic ? luis : look at this . found some playing cards . i know lots of games two people can play together . fancy : oh , goody . maybe we could play strip poker . beth : strip poker ? god , he just gives up his room to stay with her , and now they 're going to be playing dirty games ? that little slut is just like her aunt sher - sher -- a man trap . do n't worry , luis , i am not going to let her get her claws into you . fancy crane is dead . [ scene_break ] kay : ouch , what if she throws his back out ? fox : they 're into each other , got it ? why does it bother you ? kay : it does n't . fox : uh - huh . all this talk about protecting miguel is starting to sound pretty lame , sweetheart . the fact is you ca n't stand siren . kay : well , there 's something wrong with her , fox . she 's been hanging all over miguel since she gave him mouth - to - mouth the other night . fox : and saved his life . so what ? so she 's into him and she 's not afraid to show it . i think it 's kind of refreshing to meet a woman who does n't play games . kay : i just do n't want him to get hurt . fox : miguel can take care of himself . in fact , in my professional opinion , i 'd say he 's doing quite well . kay : yeah , well , he 's only giving in to her because he 's on the rebound from charity , so -- fox : oh , come off of it , kay . you saw them at the photo shoot . look at them now . they ca n't keep their hands off of each other . and that heat , it 's showing up on film . you know , thanks to you , we 've discovered the world 's first supermodel couple . it 's going to make millions for crane industries . fox : wow . why have n't we tried that yet ? kay : i always hated gymnastics . fox : and you said they do n't have any chemistry . look at them go . they 're like a nuclear reaction . i almost envy them . fox : man , where did that come from ? kay : you want chemistry ? fox : yeah . kay : make love to me . take me home right now and make love to me all night . tabitha : oh , dear , if kay thinks she can get miguel out of her head by making love to fox , she has another think coming . because miguel is n't in her head . he 's in her heart . [ scene_break ] ethan : you know , your reliance on fate is crazy . theresa : but it did bring us here . ethan : no , it did n't bring us here . fate did not bring us here . we came here for one specific reason , because we were both concerned about our sisters ' welfare , theresa . thank god they 're safe right now in their rooms . theresa : yeah , and now we have time for us , in a city built for lovers . we can find our love again , ethan . it 's fate . ethan : will you stop , please ? no ! you were the one that received this email that said someone from harmony is going to die in rome . fate did not bring us here , theresa . someone very evil has something very sick planned for all of us . and if that email is correct , one of us is in danger . my plan being here in rome is to make sure that jessica is safe and that everyone else is safe . if i happen to help luis find beth and marty , great . or if i happen to help chad find whitney , wonderful . but make no mistake , as soon as i can i 'm going back to harmony , because i want to be with gwen and my daughter . theresa : you do n't mean that . ethan : let me -- let me put it to you in words with one syllable . i want to go home to gwen and jane . theresa : ethan , i have n't forgotten that we 're in terrible danger , but really good things can come out of bad situations . ethan : oh , god , you know , you need to come back to earth just for a second and face reality , theresa . we are not two star - crossed lovers in some war movie that just happened to get together right before the credits run , ok ? we 're not a couple . we came to rome as individuals , and that 's the way we 're going to leave . and if you keep this up , you know , we 'll be lucky if we leave rome as friends . you understand me ? [ scene_break ] beth : damn it , i wish they 'd speak up . i ca n't hear anything anymore . fancy : luis , you 're sweet . but knock off the babysitting act . i 'm perfectly fine , and i do n't need you to camp out in my room . i do n't want protection . luis : you saw the email , ok ? now , until we find out which sick bastard sent it , we have to consider that as a serious threat . one of us from harmony is slated to die here in rome . fancy : oh , please . do n't lump me in with everyone else from small - town harmony . i 'm an international party girl , remember ? that email was n't referring to me . luis : you do n't know that . fancy : the only reason i came to rome was to forget about noah . i would have if he had n't shown up out of the blue , hanging on to that maya creature . luis : you should give noah another chance . [ fancy scoffs ] luis : yeah . or maybe eventually he 'll be able to explain what actually happened between him and maya . fancy : uh - uh , i am not falling for that again . every time i give him the benefit of the doubt , i find him cheating on me with maya . luis , all i want to do is forget about noah . luis : maybe you should go read a good book , then . i 'm going to call interpol , see if they got any new leads on beth and marty . fancy : i 'm going shopping . luis : what ? i thought you said you were going take a nap . fancy : well , that was then , this is now . i 'm tired of being cooped up in this room . luis : look , bad idea , ok ? someone could be on the other side of that door just waiting to hurt you . fancy : ooh , there 's a big bad wolf just on the other side of that door . i 've had bodyguards before , luis , and let me tell you something -- they do what i tell them to do , not the other way around . i 'm going shopping . luis : the hell you are . beth : so , the minute sheridan marries another man , luis just goes right out , finds another crane woman to like . i should 've killed sheridan the day she came back to harmony , and i am not going to make the same mistake twice . how am i gon na get close enough to fancy to kill her ? maid : signora . beth : oh , you startled me . maid : you are a guest here , yes ? do you need help ? beth : oh -- oh . um , yes . you are just a little angel from heaven , are n't you . [ scene_break ] theresa : sometimes you can be very cruel . ethan : i 'm not being cruel . i 'm just being realistic . theresa : well , all i 've ever wanted was to be a family with you and -- ethan : what , what ? theresa : i did n't realize how late it was . can we fight later , please ? ethan : theresa , i was through fighting years ago , ok ? it 's you that wo n't let this go . theresa : i promised little ethan that i would read to him . you know , studies show that children 's parents who read to their children are better readers themselves , so -- ok . sweetheart , are you there ? it 's mommy . nanny : mrs. crane , he 's right here . we 've been waiting for you to call . little ethan : hi , mommy . how is italy ? theresa : oh , sweetheart , hi . italy is just -- it 's wonderful , and i can tell you all about it once i get back home . are you ready ? ready to learn more about pinocchio ? little ethan : you bet . theresa : ok . oh , i -- let me just tell you one thing real quick . ok , the italian girls and boys out here -- they all know pinocchio . he 's like a national treasure here , so -- look what i got you . little ethan : cool . theresa : i ca n't wait to give it to you . all right . got your copy with you ? nanny : we have it right here . theresa : beautiful . ok , do you remember where we left off ? because i 'm thinking it was , like , something about pinocchio being swallowed by the whale . so , `` in the darkness of the whale 's belly , pinocchio started to sob . `` little ethan : he was scared ? theresa : well , yeah , he was totally scared . `` and all of a sudden pinocchio heard a voice . ' what kind of fish are you ? ' pinocchio gasped and said , ' who 's there ? ' the voice replied , ' it is i , the porpoise . i did n't know any fish were made of wood . ' pinocchio was angry and said , ' i 'm not a fish . i 'm a marionette , and i 'm gon na be a real boy soon . ' then pinocchio realized that the porpoise might think he was rude and said , ' mr. porpoise , what are we supposed to do down here in the dark ? ' the porpoise laughed and said , ' wait to be digested , i suppose . ' `` little ethan : who 's laughing ? is that uncle ethan ? ethan : yep , it 's me , buddy . little ethan : when are you coming back ? i need to practice catching for t - ball . ethan : i know . hopefully soon , soon . soon , i hope . little ethan : can you come to another game ? it was really fun last time . ethan : of course i will , of course i will . you 're getting really good , you know . little ethan : thanks . i miss you , uncle ethan . i wish i could see you every day . ethan : i miss you , too , buddy . how 's batting practice going ? little ethan : boring . ethan : boring ? little ethan : uncle ethan , we just do the same thing over and over . ethan : yeah , i know , buddy . that 's how you get good at it . little ethan : oh -- let me show you my new catcher 's mask . theresa 's voice : little ethan should see ethan every day , and he should call him `` daddy , `` not `` uncle . `` ethan : hey . do n't feel bad that you 're separated from him right now , because everybody knows how much you love little ethan . theresa : thank you . ethan : it 's all right . theresa : i just -- can you please be there for him ? you know ? julian is very kind to him , but you know what he 's like . you know , he does need that male role model . ethan : theresa , i 'll be there for him . whenever he needs me and then some . little ethan : what do you think ? ethan : whoo , smokin ' ! [ scene_break ] miguel : oh , you 're incredible . siren : make love to me , miguel . miguel : yes . miguel : siren , wait , we ca n't do this . this is a public beach . siren : so ? miguel : there could be kids around , siren . siren : they can watch . they 'll learn something . miguel : siren -- siren , stop . we ca n't , really . you 're kidding , right ? siren : am i ? miguel : wait . wait , this is the beach . this is the beach i was on that night . siren : that night ? miguel : yeah , i was standing right here . it was years ago , i mean , way before i met charity . we were out here with a bunch of kids . we were all wondering how to meet girls , and -- and one of these guys , apollo -- he was this exchange student from greece -- told us the weirdest story . in his country , if you want to meet a girl , the best way to meet her is to write down a complete description about her . then he told us to make this little , little box and put the description inside , and then we throw it into the sea so that poseidon , the god of the sea , could read it and help find the right woman for us . i mean , we were only 15 . i mean , it sounds silly . siren : and you did this ? miguel : yeah . i stood right here and i grabbed my little box and i threw it into the ocean . god knows what happened to it . i mean , it 's probably buried at the bottom of the sea by now , or somewhere near australia . who knows ? but i 'm thirsty . do you want something ? how about a sea breeze ? siren : that sounds perfect , whatever it is . miguel : coming right up . siren : if anyone can find that box , it 's me . besides , poseidon owes me one . let 's see if i 'm miguel 's dream girl . [ scene_break ] fox : oh , wow , kay . whatever has gotten into you , let 's remember it for next time . kay : make love to me . fox : yeah , let 's do it . let 's go upstairs . kay : no , i ca n't wait that long . fox : oh , yes . { miguel : i 'm so glad we built these for the girls . remember that one your dad put up for us when we were little ? kay : and it kept falling over . miguel : usually with me in it . kay : ugh . miguel : see that scar ? kay : no . miguel : oh , come on . kay : oh . that dinky little line ? miguel : hey , when i was 7 that was major trauma . you kept pushing me off the swing set . kay : oh , and you cut your arm open . i remember . and you cried all day . miguel : after i knocked you down . kay : we were terrible . miguel : every time i see a swing set , i think of that day . i think of you . seems like swing sets and kay bennett are linked in my mind forever . it 's our special little spot . } fox : oh , kay , i love you so much . kay : i ca n't , i ca n't . fox : what ? why ? kay : not here , not on the swings . fox : why ? two seconds ago you could n't wait to go upstairs . why ca n't we make love on the swing ? [ scene_break ] little ethan : bye , mommy . love you . theresa : i love you , too , baby , and i 'll read to you again at the same time tomorrow , ok ? little ethan : will uncle ethan be there ? ethan : you bet i 'll be here , sport . little ethan : i love you , uncle ethan . ethan : i love you , too . theresa : that was nice of you . the way you talked to him . ethan : theresa , i was n't being nice . he 's a great kid . i like talking to him . theresa : well , he is the best part of me . you know , i 'm ashamed of how i got pregnant with him -- going down to the islands with julian and -- ethan : hey , hey , hey . we do n't have to talk about that . theresa : it hurt our relationship very much . but that one drunken night with julian did give me my little boy . and it 's like i said to you earlier -- you know , great things can come out of horrible situations . ethan : it 's not the same , theresa . theresa : of course it is . my biggest joy in my life came out of my biggest mistake . losing you . [ scene_break ] fox : what happened ? two seconds ago you could n't wait to make love . why ca n't we make love on the swing ? kay : fox , it 's broad daylight . what if tabitha and endora are in the kitchen ? i mean , she 's a little too young to see that kind of stuff , do n't you think ? fox : yeah . ok , come on , let 's go upstairs , then . miguel and siren are not the only ones in town with sexual chemistry . kay : no , they 're not . fox : ooh . come on . tabitha : here comes fox and auntie kay . fox : hello , ladies . tabitha : oh , oh -- kay , i need to have a word with you . kay : oh , it can wait , ca n't it ? fox : we got to take care of something . kay : something urgent . fox : yeah , it 's for business . we got to go . kay : right . tabitha : really , since when did my house become la maison d'amour ? i 'm warning you , kay . you ca n't forget one man by making love to another . [ scene_break ] miguel : siren ? miguel : siren ? siren : right here . miguel : sorry it took long . siren : have i got a surprise for you . miguel : it 's unbelievable . that 's my box . my god , how did you find it ? siren : i was just digging in the sand , and out it popped . is that a coincidence or what ? miguel : i 'll say . siren : well , open it . i want to hear the description of your dream girl . miguel : you know , as i remember , you might find it very interesting . [ scene_break ] fancy : kindly get out of my way , luis . i 'm going shopping . luis : do n't be silly . fancy : luis , when i 'm upset , i spend money . luis : if you 're upset , call noah . fancy : but you 're the one who 's upsetting me . just back off and let me out of here . luis : no . i swore that i 'd protect you and that 's what i 'm going to do . fancy : did i ask you to protect me ? no . but you just rammed your way into my life like some bull . i am leaving . no one is going to hurt me . luis : i am not joking . we are in danger . there could be someone on the other side of that door just waiting to kill you . [ scene_break ] maid : signora , do you need any help ? beth : could you just help me with my door ? maid : oh , this is your room ? beth : mm - hmm . it 'll do . beth : ok . beth : it 's not too shabby . luis likes blondes . see if this gets his attention . fancy crane , you are so dead . [ scene_break ] ethan : you know , have n't we talked enough about us for one day ? theresa : actually , you misunderstood me . see , if i had the chance to go back in time to our wedding day , i would n't change a thing . i would still go to bermuda , i would still convince julian into taking you back into the family , i would still get drunk , and i would still end up in bed . and even though it kills me to think that that 's part of the reason why i lost you , i ca n't imagine my life without my son . ethan : i 'm gon na do whatever i can to help you with him , because god knows he has a tough road ahead of him . it 's not easy being the heir to the crane empire . theresa : and you know i did n't plan this for him , but i 'm trying to look at this as , like , a really great opportunity for him . my son is going to grow up to take over the crane empire , and he is going to run it to benefit the community . ethan : i 'll admit the steps that you 've taken with the company are definitely in the right direction , theresa . theresa : thank you . i 'm trying . frankly , i 'm actually trying to run it the way that i think that you would . i wish you 'd just come back to work , you know ? ethan : theresa , look -- theresa : i really do . ethan : no , do n't go there . it 's not going to happen . theresa : if we worked together , you know , we can make a real difference in this world . ethan : i wish you luck . i ca n't and i wo n't , no . theresa : well , i 'm not going to give up hope . i just want you to know that the entire crane staff , they are -- they 're searching for that j.t . cornell , the editor of `` daily private lives . `` they 're going to find him , ethan , and when they do , he is going to have the proof that i need to show you that it was gwen and rebecca who sold you out to the tabloid . ethan : you never give up , do you ? theresa : no . no , i do n't , not when the cause is just . and i will find that proof , ethan , and when i do , you will leave gwen , you will come back to me professionally and personally , just the way it 's supposed to be . [ scene_break ] miguel : hey , it 's not even wet . ok , now , before i read this , you have to remember i was only 15 when i wrote it . miguel : it reads -- `` dear poseidon -- how 's it going ? i hope you 're well . please , please , pretty please , send me the girl of my dreams . you 'll know her when you see her . she 's strong , independent , smart , funny , and beautiful . `` siren : and a good swimmer ? miguel : you 're funny . `` very yours truly , miguel lopez - fitzgerald . p.s . -- if you find my scuba mask down there , could you please send it back ? `` siren : oh , you lost your scuba mask , too ? miguel : huh ? that was years ago , but -- you know , this could be a description of you . siren : you do n't mean that . miguel : sure , i do . i mean , you 're strong , independent . nothing scares you except for fluffy . and you 're smart , and i already said you 're funny . and you 're beautiful . i mean , `` sports illustrated swimsuit issue `` beautiful . siren : that 's good ? miguel : oh , yeah . siren : thank you so much . now make love to me right here and on this beach , sailor boy . miguel : you have a one - track mind . siren : when i know i want something , i go after it . that 's a lesson i learned from watching sharks -- on that tv thingy . miguel : well , why do n't we go back to tabitha 's . we can have some privacy there . siren : let 's go . miguel : you know , this letter could be describing kay . i wonder if i was subconsciously thinking about kay when i wrote it . siren : all set ? miguel : yeah . siren : what 's wrong ? miguel : nothing . come on , supermodel , let 's go back to tabitha 's . siren : i hope i can wait that long . siren 's voice : who knew mammals were so much fun ? [ scene_break ] fox : oh , my god , you 're amazing . you 've never made love to me like this before . kiss me again . oh , god . i love you . kay : i love you so much . [ scene_break ] luis : ca n't we make a deal ? you stay in this hotel room for a few hours while i contact interpol , do some research , just check and see if this e - mail is legit or if it 's a hoax . if it 's a hoax , you can go shopping , you can shop till you drop for all i care . until then , you stay in this hotel room where it 's safe . ok ? shake ? deal ? fancy : i guess . luis : all right . [ knock on door ] beth : [ italian accent ] signora , it 's maid to turn down bed . okey - dokey ? luis : come on in . [ scene_break ] ethan : look , it 's a stalemate . you 're never going to stop coming after me , and i 'm never going to leave my wife . theresa : yes , you will . ethan : theresa , you 're starting to sound like a parrot . theresa : ok , then we 're not going to talk about that . can you promise me one thing , though ? ethan : what is that ? theresa : that you will always be a part of my son 's life . because he loves you , ethan , and he needs a real father figure . ethan : i like being part of his life . theresa : so you promise ? ethan : wait , hold on a minute . you have to understand that i do have my own family now . i will spend as much time with little ethan as you want me to , but that means that gwen is going to be in his life as well . theresa : there 's no reason for that . ethan : then i ca n't be a part of little ethan 's life . theresa : you just told him that you love him , and he needs you . ethan : and i will be happy to help raise him , theresa , as long as you acknowledge that gwen will be part of the equation . are you willing to do that ? [ scene_break ] fox : that was incredible . you are every teenage boy 's fantasy . where did that come from ? kay : i love you . i just wanted to show you how much . fox : you did , you did . i may never walk again . you make me feel so special . i never knew a woman could want me so much . kay : i 'm thirsty . do you want something from the kitchen ? fox : water . lots of water . but then hurry back for round two , ok ? fox : i love you , sweetheart . kay : ditto . [ scene_break ] siren : you 're hotter than an underwater volcano . miguel : like you 'd know . siren : ooh . miguel : better watch out there , some of us learn to walk when we 're toddlers . siren : it was later for me . sit . how does this thing work ? miguel : oh , come on , it 's a swing . you got to know how to use a swing . siren : i had a deprived childhood . siren : this is wild ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : ah . how was work ? kay : what ? oh , do n't start with me . i do n't know what 's going on , but i feel like i 'm going to cry . thank you , sweetheart . what 's wrong with me ? i mean , i just had -- [ mouths words ] -- with my fiancé , and now i want to cry my eyes out . maybe my emotions are out of whack . tabitha : oh , i doubt that , dear . now , if you just listen to me , i 'll tell you why you 're so upset . kay : no , i do n't want to hear it . i do n't want to hear another lecture from doctor phil from hell . [ imitating tabitha ] `` kay , dear , you really love miguel . kay , dear , you do n't love fox half as much as you love miguel . kay , dear , how can you bear to watch miguel and siren together ? `` [ normal voice ] you do n't know . you do n't know . you 're a witch . you do n't know anything about love . not real , true love . and that 's what i have with fox , right ? i mean , i love him , do n't i ? and he 's good to me and he adores me . and i love him , right ? and -- and i would never turn my back on our relationship just because i love -- tabitha : oh , i know it 's difficult , kay . and maybe you 're right . maybe i should just keep my mouth shut because i 'm a witch and i do n't know anything about love . tabitha : but do n't be too hard on yourself , dear . and remember that you and miguel have a very deep connection . you have that lovely child together , and he was your first love . a woman does n't forget that . i mean , look at -- look at sam and ivy and -- and julian and eve . a woman 's first love stays with her forever . [ miguel and siren laugh ] kay : who 's out there ? endora : mama ? kay : how can he kiss siren on our swing ? [ scene_break ] beth : [ italian accent ] i turn down bed for you , prego ? clean up room ? luis : yeah , go ahead , please . luis : hey . i know you do n't like it , but thank you for agreeing to stay in the room where it is safe . fancy : well , i think you 're overreacting , but i can put up with it for a little while . luis : ok . i 'm going to go take a shower . you ok out here ? fancy : luis , go . luis : all right . luis ' voice : oh . she 's going to sneak out of here if i do n't keep an eye on her . beth 's voice : bitch , keep your eyes and your hands off my man . just for that , you deserve to die . [ scene_break ] kay : he ca n't do that . that 's our swing . he said so . how can he share that with her ? tabitha : well , since you wo n't take my advice , at least examine your own heart . you say you love fox , but it 's obvious that you 're lying to yourself . kay : no , i 'm not . tabitha : well , that 's all right , then . but if you did happen to love miguel , you 're going to have to make a choice soon or he 's lost to you forever . and think about that , kay . do you really want to live the rest of your life without miguel ? [ scene_break ] theresa : i do n't want gwen a part of my son 's life , ethan . she stole my daughter from me , and i think one child is enough for the two of you . ethan : fine . fine . then you tell little ethan why i ca n't be a part of his life . theresa : that 's not fair . ethan : gwen 's my wife , theresa . all right ? so if you want little ethan in my life , she 'll be in his life , too . it 's a big old package deal . theresa : you know what , the package deal would actually be you and me and little ethan and jane , and that is what god wants . ethan : do n't bring god into this . you always rely on him when you want to justify your selfishness , all right ? gwen is my wife , it 's going to stay that way . we 're not going to have any peace unless you accept it . theresa : well , i 'm not going to accept it . because i know we love each other , and we are going to be together . god will make that happen , ethan . i know he will . [ next_on ] beth 's voice : you keep your eyes to yourself , blondie . beth 's voice : that 's it . i wo n't let this little blond bitch take luis away from me . i wo n't , i wo n't , i wo n't ! ethan : the man who was the editor of the tabloid -- he 's here in rome . man : hello , theresa . you can call me joe .
kay continues to fret over miguel , practically going ballistic at seeing him and siren making out on the beach . she and fox head back to tabitha 's to have their own fun , but when fox chooses the swing miguel built for their tryst , kay balked and rushed him upstairs . they had a great time , although her fantasy world had her with miguel , not fox . later , when miguel and siren decided to look for some privacy at tabby 's , too , kay became upset at the sight of them smooching on `` their swing `` . tabby continued to push her toward choosing miguel , while endora still wants her with fox . theresa and ethan bonded over a video visit with little ethan , even tho he 'd made it clear he has no intentions of doing any more than sleeping in her hotel room . he wants to protect her from whatever is threatening the visitors from harmony .
theresa : ok . are you done yet ? gwen : yep , she 's finished and so are you . nurse : mrs. winthrop , i will send you the results of mrs .. lopez 's pregnancy test as soon as i get them . gwen : great . thank you . and if you would n't mind , please put a rush on it . my husband and i are so anxious to find out if we 're going to be able to give our adopted son a brother or sister soon . nurse : i 'll do what i can . gwen : thank you . ethan : we 'll see you out . theresa : oh , you know what ? actually , ethan , you know , that 's ok because whitney and i were just leaving , so , you know , we can walk her out . gwen : no , i want you to stay here until we find out the results of the pregnancy test , theresa . theresa : ok , but , you know , i ca n't , though . i have things i have to do , so -- gwen : what could possibly be more important than proving you 're actually carrying our child ? ethan : theresa , gwen 's right . you need to stay here until we get back from the hospital . whitney , i 'd appreciate it if you could look after theresa while we 're gone . gwen : thanks , whit . [ gwen and ethan leave with the nurse . ] theresa : all right , ok , what am i going to do now ? whitney : well , for starters , you need to fess up . why do n't you want to take this pregnancy test ? what crazy , horrible thing have you done this time ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : ah . if those two lovebirds come back to harmony , things could get rather foul for us rather quickly , endora . how would i ever explain my warning to them decades ago about dire happenings in the summer of 2004 without being outed as a witch ? on the other hand , alistair crane has much more to lose than i do if they come back . in fact , i do n't think i have anything to fear at all . nothing . not only will alistair keep them from returning to harmony , he will stop them dead in their tracks before they ever set foot back in the good old u.s. of a . right ? huh ? [ scene_break ] alistair : before things go any further , are you absolutely certain it 's them ? man : yes , mr. crane . after years of false leads and dead ends , i finally found them . alistair : still together after all this time . damn them . damn them both ! man : do n't worry . i 'll make sure they get what 's coming to them . alistair : good . just be quick about it . they must be eliminated so they can never return to harmony . [ scene_break ] mrs. wheeler : harmony -- life sure has gone on there without us . mr. wheeler : and we 've gone on , as well . all this time together . mrs. wheeler : i would n't trade one day of my life with you , but i do dream about harmony . i dream about my children when they were young , holding them in my arms , rocking them with a lullaby to sleep . mr. wheeler : sometimes i dream about harmony , too , but usually they 're nightmares . mrs. wheeler : i 'm sorry . mr. wheeler : no , it 's not your fault . it 's my guilt . when i wake up in the middle of the night , her voice echoing in my ears . [ scene_break ] pilar : i 'm so happy to see you , mijo . antonio : sheridan insisted that i come say goodbye . pilar : you 're still leaving with her , taking her to st. lisa 's ? antonio : yeah , we 're going to leave this morning . pilar : i wish you would reconsider . antonio : i do n't think that 's going to happen , mama . every time i turn around , luis is there claiming that sheridan loves him and not me . well , you know what , i 'm sick of it . i 'm done . [ scene_break ] sheridan : luis , get out ! stop doing this to me ! luis : doing what ? sheridan , i told you dr. ackland confessed everything . sheridan -- what ? are you serious ? sheridan : look , i do n't want to hear it ! luis : sheridan , please -- sheridan : i want you to leave ! luis : sheridan , just listen to me ! sheridan , you love me ! i 'm telling you -- sheridan , please , just -- sheridan ! [ scene_break ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places ; and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet ; and i , would fly on the wings of the bird , i knew could take me highest . breathe in , breathe out . you keep me alive ; you are the fire burning inside of me . you are my passion for life . [ scene_break ] mrs. wheeler : you should have told me you were having nightmares . mr. wheeler : what good would it have done ? you 'd have worried over something that neither of us could control . besides , you know , i do n't have them that often , and only when i 'm reminded of home . sometimes i 'll see paloma in a certain light , face tilted just so . or she 'll say something so reminiscent of her mother . even the look in her eyes sometimes -- what i see in them haunts me . mrs. wheeler : you 're such a good man . you have such a good heart . you do n't deserve to feel this way . mr. wheeler : do n't i ? mrs. wheeler : i wish i could take away your guilt , but i ca n't . mr. wheeler : you 're still burdened with your own . no matter how much we look back , no matter how much we justify it , there are so , so many loved ones who would n't understand , much less forgive us . mrs. wheeler : they would have had to have been there , to wither under all the criticism , the constant putdowns , the horrible , horrible threats , the abuse itself , to even have a clue . mr. wheeler : you 've suffered long enough . your health is starting to deteriorate . mrs. wheeler : we did the only thing that we could . we escaped . we ran as far and as fast as we could to save our own lives . mr. wheeler : we left so many people who would n't understand , loved ones who would n't understand . paloma : who ? who would never understand ? [ scene_break ] pilar : i know you 're still angry with me . believing that i favor luis over you has -- has wounded you deeply . antonio : because it 's true . you would rather luis and sheridan be together than me and sheridan . pilar : can we forget what i want for just a moment , please ? what does sheridan want ? antonio : you know what sheridan wants . she chose to be with me . and that is exactly why we 're leaving -- so we can live in peace together . pilar : i hate this tension between you and luis , and it 's no secret that sheridan hates it too , mijo , but she has lived most of her life away from everyone that loves her -- ethan , gwen , and , in some way , even julian , and you 've been gone for so long , mijo . please do n't leave us again . antonio : well , all i can say is that you 've got luis to blame for that because if sheridan and i have any chance of being happy together , we 're going to have to get as far away from harmony and as far away from luis as we possibly can , and that 's exactly what we 're going to do . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan ? sheridan , would you just -- just open the door and let me in ! sheridan : no ! go away ! luis : sheridan , i have the proof . i 'm telling you , ackland admitted everything . would you -- sheridan , would you please just hear me out ? ok ? sheridan : all right , what did dr. ackland tell you ? luis : everything . sheridan : be specific ! luis : all right , ackland -- he said that you were having a hard time coping after you lost our baby , but he never would have had you admitted to the psych ward -- that alistair is the one who convinced antonio to have you committed , and once ackland had you in there , alistair threatened ackland 's family , that he would kill them , if he did n't brainwash you into choosing antonio . and ackland admitted that he drugged you to confuse you and gave you shock therapy so that you would forget that you loved me . sheridan : no . no , i do n't believe it . luis : sheridan -- it 's true , ok ? please , i 'm telling you , ackland made you think that you love antonio when you really love me . sheridan : i was brainwashed ? why ? luis , what did i ever do to my father to make him hate me so much ? i mean , is this still because of my mother ? does he still blame me for her death , that having me weakened her so much that her health failed ? luis : look , it 's easier for him to think that you 're responsible for katherine 's death than it is for him to admit that he could n't save her , not with all his money and power . losing is n't an option for alistair . his own wife ? no way . i mean , that would destroy the all - powerful image that he has of himself . sheridan : yeah , father is controlling . luis : and afraid . sheridan : of what ? luis : `` of what `` ? sheridan , of us being together . of exposing his past , digging up all the crane secrets . sheridan , you remember how close we came that time in the crane archives ? sheridan : yeah , and you were electrocuted . luis : yeah . sheridan , think about it , though . it all makes sense . your father tried so many times to keep us apart -- it never worked -- bribing me , the whole impostor scheme , blowing up the boat . i guess he figured that maybe he could destroy our love by erasing it from your head . sheridan : but , luis , what you 're suggesting -- i mean , it only happens in spy novels . luis : sheridan , ackland confessed up about everything . sheridan : but all i have is your word . luis : sheridan , he 's in the car . all right , he 's in the car right now , waiting to tell you everything . sheridan : he is ? luis : yes . look , sheridan , i know that this is difficult for you . but if you ever want to be happy , you have to understand what a control freak alistair really is . [ scene_break ] paloma : tia , tio , what were you talking about ? who will never understand ? mr. wheeler : your mother . mrs. wheeler : yes , your mother . mr. wheeler : i mean , i 'm afraid that pilar wo n't understand if you do n't go back to harmony for a visit . paloma : then i guess mi madre and i are even because i do n't understand why she shipped me off to live here in mexico with tia maria . mr. wheeler : i 'm sure that she did what was best for you . paloma : well , i think it 's best if she comes to see me . mrs. wheeler : paloma , be reasonable . your mother almost died . she 's not in any condition to come and see you now . mr. wheeler : that 's why you should go to see her , and your brothers and sister , hmm ? paloma : i do n't have long before my afternoon classes start , so i 'm going to get something to eat from the kitchen . mrs. wheeler : paloma is so unhappy , and it 's all our doing . mr. wheeler : no , no , no . we may have saved our own lives , made our own happiness , but we caused so many people so much pain doing what we did . [ scene_break ] theresa : ok . ok , i 'll tell you . but you have got to promise not to breathe a word of this to anybody . i mean , i 'm talking not even chad , ok ? and fox does n't know either , and he ca n't find out , too . whitney : keeping secrets from the men you love -- i mean , honey , are you not seeing a pattern here ? theresa : you want the truth , whitney ? whitney : yeah , the truth . theresa : ok . i did n't want to take the pregnancy test because -- well , i may not be pregnant . whitney : but you already took the home pregnancy test and you saw the double lines , so -- oh , wait , do n't tell me that gwen was right and you , what , cheated on the pregnancy test ? what ? theresa : no , no . no , i was pregnant then . whitney : was ? theresa : yeah . the implant took . it did , but not for long . i mean , what your mom said , you know , about gwen 's eggs not being very hardy -- well , that was true because right after i took the test , i miscarried gwen 's embryo . whitney : oh . i 'm sorry . i really am sorry . but , honey , i have to say i think it 's for the best . i mean , tricking the hospital into implanting gwen 's embryo in you so that you could have a baby to trade for little ethan -- i mean , that plan -- that plan was just crazy to begin with . so why do n't you just tell ethan and gwen you lost their baby ? honestly , i think they 'd be relieved . theresa : no . whitney , do n't you see ? nothing 's changed . giving gwen and ethan a baby is the only chance i have to get my child back . whitney : yeah , but how ? you lost the baby . theresa : they do n't know that , whitney . whitney : theresa , when the hospital sends over the test results , they 're going to find out , and then your plan is going to be out the window anyway . theresa : no , maybe not . whitney : ok , what are you telling me ? what , are you going to try to change the test results when they get here , or what ? theresa : no , i ca n't do that because i 'm kind of stuck here , but -- well , there 's a chance that i might be pregnant . whitney : what ? how can you possibly be pregnant ? theresa : how ? ok , you know how you do it with chad all the time . whitney : ok -- funny . ok , let me guess -- you tried to sucker fox into sleeping with you so that you could trade his baby off as gwen and ethan 's baby ? theresa : i tried that , but fox still thought that i was pregnant , so he did n't want to jeopardize anything . whitney : well , then , who did you sleep with ? i mean , if you 're pregnant now , whose baby is it ? theresa : it 's ethan 's . whitney : ethan ? ethan may have gotten you pregnant ? how ? i mean , did he have extra sperm on deposit at the hospital from when he fertilized gwen 's eggs ? theresa : no . no , ethan may have gotten me pregnant the old - fashioned way . whitney : oh , please . now i know you 're messing with me . come on , ethan is still furious with you for getting implanted with gwen 's eggs . and you 're still angry with him for adopting little ethan . and now -- now all of a sudden you 're trying to tell me that the two of you made love ? it does n't make any sense ! theresa : ok , ok . all right , please just keep your voice down because gwen and ethan -- they ca n't know , whitney . whitney : `` they ca n't know . `` theresa , are you hearing what you 're saying , or is the looney tune music in your head drowning you out ? theresa : what do you mean ? whitney : i get you not wanting gwen to hear me , but ethan knows he slept with you . i mean , he was there , right ? theresa : yeah , you bet he was . whitney : what did you do ? what , did you hypnotize him into forgetting that he made love to you ? theresa : no , whitney , i did n't do that . do you -- you remember when i was asking you about the -- you know , the date rape drug , the one that your mom 's doing all that research on ? whitney : yeah . yeah , you said you wanted to warn paloma so that she could be careful of it . why ? theresa : ok , that was n't the -- that was n't the real reason that i wanted to know . whitney : oh , my god . you did n't . theresa : yes , i did , whitney . whitney : oh , my god . theresa : i know , but that 's why ethan does n't remember anything , because i took some of the drug from your mom 's medical bag and i gave it to ethan without him knowing , and then -- well , thanks to gwen coincidentally having a job interview out of town that night , i was , you know , able to slip into ethan 's bed and i disguised myself as gwen , and then he did the rest . i mean , i hope that he did . whitney : oh , my god , theresa . i mean , when ethan finds out about this , you know he 's going to kill you , right ? theresa : no , ethan will never find out because you ca n't tell him . [ scene_break ] gwen : honey , what 's taking so long ? you know , i would 've thought the nurse would 've messengered over theresa 's pregnancy results by now . ethan : honey , honey , she 's barely had enough time to get back to the hospital . ok , i 'm sure we 'll get the results once the lab gets them to her . gwen : i know , i know . i just really hate waiting . ethan : yeah , i noticed . gwen : i am on such pins and needles right now . you know , on one hand , i really want theresa to be lying because the thought of our flesh and blood growing inside of that bitch really makes me sick , ok ? but on the other hand , the thought of being able to hold our baby in my arms and have us watch him or her grow up and get married and learn to walk and ride a bike -- i mean , nothing makes me happier . ethan : me either . gwen : ok . so if what dr. russell said is right and that none of my eggs are viable and theresa is the only way we 're going to have our own baby -- then , honey , i want her to be pregnant more than anything in this world . [ scene_break ] luis : come on . ackland 's in my car . he 's waiting to tell you everything that alistair made him do to you . what ? sheridan : look , i know that my father has tried to keep us apart in the past , but , i mean , to risk turning me into a vegetable , that 's just beyond cruel . luis : well , ackland is going to back up everything that i 've been saying to you -- how he drugged you , how he brainwashed you into thinking that you love antonio and not me . sheridan : if ackland really did say those things , then it would change everything . luis : yeah , well , come on . luis : all right , ackland . time to fess up . tell sheridan everything . luis : damn it , ackland , start talking . ackland ? ackland ! oh , my god , he 's not here . sheridan : oh , luis . luis : he was here , i swear it ! ackland ! sheridan : you know what ? i hate to think that this is a last - ditch attempt to try and get me alone while your brother is in the hospital saying goodbye to your mother . luis : sheridan , he was here . maybe he got out to stretch his legs . ackland ! sheridan : or maybe he was never here . luis : no , he was ! sheridan : you know what ? antonio 's right . you are so desperate that you will do anything to get back with me . luis : no , eve even told you that i had proof . ackland even admitted it . sheridan : i 'm sorry , luis , but i just think that this is a last - ditch attempt to try and stop me from leaving harmony with antonio . but it wo n't work , ok , because i am going back to my cottage and i am waiting for my husband . and when he gets back from the hospital , we are leaving for st. lisa 's . luis : no , wait , sheridan , would you at least -- you smell that ? sheridan : what ? luis : cigar smoke . luis : look at that . sheridan , that is alistair 's brand . damn it . he must have got to ackland while i was inside the cottage with you . you know , god only knows what he 's done to him by now . [ scene_break ] alistair : idiot ! how stupid could you be , admitting to luis that you brainwashed sheridan ? dr. ackland : i -- um -- mr. crane , he -- he told me that he knew everything that we 'd done to your daughter , mr. crane . he threatened to expose me . i would 've lost my medical license . i would 've lost my house ! alistair : luis was bluffing , you dolt . he could n't prove a damned thing . dr. ackland : he was very convincing , and i knew he had the files because of that article i read in the newspaper , and -- well , you should have warned me not to be duped by luis if he came to see me ! alistair : i should warn you ? you 're supposedly an eminent psychiatrist , yet you ca n't tell if a brute who barely finished high school was lying to you or not . dr. ackland : well , to tell the truth -- to tell the truth , i 've actually been on anxiety medication . i 'm just not as sharp as i used to be . alistair : oh . oh , i 'm so sorry . well , do n't worry , doctor , you do n't need to be sharp anymore . you need to disappear , and you will , permanently . [ scene_break ] tabitha : my , my , endora . alistair is the only person busier than we are , trying to keep everything under control in harmony , and you know , he is almost as evil as the boys in the basement . maybe i should have accepted his marriage proposal way back when , before he settled on katherine . oh , what am i saying ? oh , ours would have been a marriage made in hell ! [ scene_break ] pilar : please , please do n't leave me again . please . antonio : mama , please just try to relax . do n't get upset about this any more than you already are , ok ? pilar : antonio , i just -- please . antonio : i 'm sorry , mama . i 've -- i 've got to go . goodbye . pilar : to lose antonio again while my martin is still lost to me -- martin . martin . [ scene_break ] mrs. wheeler : i 'm going to have a little lunch with paloma , try to spend a little time with her . i 'll be back later . mr. wheeler : ok . mrs. wheeler : ok , bye . mr. wheeler : i pray to god we did the right thing . [ flashback to the founder 's day dance , years ago . ] [ music plays ] katherine : i have to go home . my head is starting to hurt again . alistair : oh , you and your headaches . you seem to have one every time i turn around . katherine : i 'm sorry , alistair .. i ca n't help it that i keep getting these migraines . alistair : i 'm surprised you do n't blame them on me for the stress you accuse me of putting you under . katherine : i 'll see you at home . alistair : yes , you will , headache or not . pilar : i could dance with you all night . martin : you know , it 's getting late . we should get home to the children . pilar : must we leave so soon ? martin : yes . it 's later than you think . pilar : ok . [ flashback ends . ] martin : is it too late to tell paloma the truth ? [ scene_break ] whitney : you raped ethan ? theresa : no . no , whitney , i -- i seduced him . whitney : with the help of an illegal substance . theresa : please , please do n't say it like that . whitney : why ? why , because it 's true ? theresa , you stole an illegal substance from my mom 's medical bag , something that she was working on , and you gave it to ethan without his permission . you could go to prison for that . theresa : no , not if you do n't tell anyone . whitney : oh , right ! thank you ! make me an accessory . theresa : whitney , please . everything that i did , i did to get my son back . now , besides , if i am pregnant , then ethan and gwen will never know that i miscarried the implanted embryo . whitney : how did we become friends ? because i 'm a normal , sane person , and you 're like a scheming nut case or something . theresa : whitney , i 'm a mother trying to get her child back . whitney : you know , you make what you 're doing sound like a movie on lifetime or something , but it 's not . trust me , it 's not . ok , what if ethan did n't get you pregnant when you seduced him , huh ? theresa : no . see , he had to for my plan to work . whitney : just because you got pregnant the one time that julian slept with you , and just because the embryo took for a little while , does n't mean you 're pregnant from one roll in the hay with ethan . in fact , the odds are probably against it . theresa : no , see , that 's -- that 's what i 'm afraid of . but i have to be pregnant because if i 'm not , then i 'll lose my son forever . [ scene_break ] [ now we learn that mr. wheeler and mrs. wheeler are martin fitzgerald and katherine crane . ] katherine : ah , paloma 's gone back to school . she seems better . are you all right , darling ? martin : i 've just been thinking about the night we left harmony . i know . i forced myself not to think about it for years , but now it 's crept into my mind and i ca n't get it to go away . katherine : that night changed everything . [ flashback to the night they left harmony . ] [ knock on door ] katherine : hi . martin : are you ready ? katherine : yes . but we have to hurry before alistair gets back from the dance . martin : listen , i know it 's hard , but we 're doing the right thing . is this everything ? katherine : yes . martin : all right . let 's go . come on . katherine : ok . girl : mommy , where are you going ? katherine : oh , sheridan . sheridan , honey , you 're supposed to be in bed , sweetheart . sheridan : will you come tuck me in , mommy , please ? katherine : i ca n't refuse her . i 'll be back in a minute . come on , sweetheart . martin : i pray to god our children wo n't suffer because of what we 're doing . [ martin remembers the last time he saw luis . ] boy : papa ? martin : luis . luis : mama sent me to find you . paloma 's fussy . mama wants you to sing her an irish lullaby . martin : you go tell your mother that i 'm in the middle of fixing something . i 'll be back as soon as i can . luis : you promise ? martin : come here . kind of squishing you there , huh ? hey , luis -- make me proud , son . [ martin 's flashback ends . ] katherine : sheridan 's asleep . martin : let 's go now . katherine : ok . [ end of main flashback . ] katherine : oh , dear god , what did i do to my daughter ? martin : what did i do to my son ? [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , please -- look , you were brainwashed , all right ? you were brainwashed into forgetting that you love me . you know you do . would you just stop listening to your mind , ok ? just listen to your heart . please just listen to what it 's telling you . sheridan , come on . i know that you love me as much as i love you . sheridan : luis , i -- luis : please , just stay . just give me a chance , all right ? do n't go with antonio . just -- sheridan , stay here in harmony with me . [ scene_break ] theresa : i hope that i 'm pregnant with ethan 's baby . and i hope that my hormones have increased enough for the blood test to register it , whitney , so that gwen wo n't be suspicious . whitney : all this is so crazy . i -- i honestly do n't know what to hope for . gwen : so , the hospital just messengered over the results of your pregnancy test . ethan : we have n't looked at it yet . gwen : we wanted to all be here with you when we found out for certain , one way or the other . whitney : so , ethan , please read the results . ethan : it 's positive . theresa 's pregnant . gwen : oh , my god ! honey , we 're going to have our own baby . we 're going to have our own son or daughter ! oh , my god ! theresa 's inner voice : gwen will get a baby , all right , but it wo n't be hers . it 'll be my bargaining chip to get little ethan back . [ scene_break ] alistair : use this to disappear permanently . dr. ackland : yes , mr. crane , that 's -- thank -- thank you for not killing me , mr. crane . alistair : perish the thought -- unless you set foot back here in harmony . have a nice day . alistair : one problem solved , another soon to be . ca n't believe i found them after all these years . they thought they were so smart , that they could elude me forever , escape my wrath . lovesick fools -- they 'll pay for their treachery . my men will make sure of it . [ scene_break ] martin : i love you so much , katherine . i hate to see you hurting . katherine : you 're hurting too , martin . martin : that 's the danger of remembering . it comes at too high a price . what 's done is done . we ca n't turn back time . all we can do is push forward from here . katherine : forward , continuing to lie about who we really are , even to paloma ? martin : no one can know who we are , especially paloma . she 'd never forgive me . katherine : you 're so lucky , martin . you 've had one child with you all these years , a daughter you could watch grow into such a beautiful woman . i 'd give anything if i could have been there with sheridan , but julian said he 'd look after her . he said he would protect her with his life . martin : as i would protect paloma with my life . [ scene_break ] antonio : sheridan ? i 'm back from the hospital and saying goodbye to mama . we need to hurry if we 're going to make our flight . sheridan , are you in the bedroom ? antonio : sheridan ? sheridan , where are you ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : luis , i 'm just so confused all of a sudden . luis : exactly . sheridan , that 's because you 're starting to remember everything that we have together . now , come on , you ca n't leave harmony now . sheridan : i have to leave town . it 's the only way that i can keep you and antonio apart . luis : you 're right . you are right . you do have to leave harmony , but you are not leaving with antonio . you 're leaving with me . sheridan : what ? what are you doing ? luis : i 'm taking you with me . sheridan : no , wait a minute , that 's kidnapping ! luis : next stop , our future together . sheridan : luis , wait a minute ! you can not do this to me ! kidnapping is a crime ! luis : you 'll thank me once you remember our love . sheridan : no ! luis ! [ next_on ] fox : here 's what i 'm wondering , ethan -- the baby that theresa 's carrying right now -- do you wish it was hers ? luis : the truth is , is that without you in my life , i do n't care whether i live or die . theresa : the tables are going to turn because i want to cause gwen as much pain as she has caused me and my family . i want her in agony !
whitney learns that theresa drugged ethan and `` raped `` him using the date rape drug in order to get pregnant , so that she will have a `` bargaining chip `` to get her son back . whitney had a classic line when she asked theresa `` can you really hear yourself over the `` looney toon `` music playing in your head ? more conversations between katherine and martin lead viewers to believe they are beginning to feel guilty about leaving harmony and hurting the people they left behind . they wonder if anyone will understand why they left .
theresa : oh , baby . judge : i award temporary custody of baby jane winthrop to mr. and mrs. winthrop , effective immediately . [ judge pounds gavel ] gwen : we did it , honey ! we did it ! theresa : no . pilar : it 's ok . theresa : no matter what the judge says , no matter what gwen wants , ethan is not going to take you away from me . he loves us both too much to ever hurt us like that . mommy knows your daddy better than he knows himself , and you know what ? he 's going to come to live with us before he ever gives you to gwen . that 's right . i promise you . [ scene_break ] gwen : oh , honey , just think that very soon a baby is going to breathe life into this room again ! ethan : the staff did a wonderful job putting it together . gwen : oh , jane is going to be so happy here , and i am going to be even happier to have a child in our lives again . and i know that jane is your daughter with theresa , but i promise you i am going to love her as if she were my own , just like i did with little ethan . ever since he went back to live with theresa , i have felt so empty inside . ethan : i 've missed him , too . gwen : i still ca n't believe that theresa got custody of little ethan because of some stupid clause in the contract we had with her when she was our surrogate . ethan : honey , let 's not bring that up again . what 's done is done . gwen : yeah , which you 'd think would make her , you know , ok with you having custody of jane , since she has custody of little ethan . ethan : honey -- gwen : but , no , as always , theresa has to make things difficult . ethan : well , she 's having kind of a rough time accepting the fact that we have been granted temporary custody of jane . gwen : yeah , looks like she 's not the only one having a hard time with it , right ? you 're still not comfortable with taking jane away from her . ethan : look , about this whole custody issue -- gwen : oh , ethan , please tell me you have n't changed your mind . you want theresa to keep jane ? [ scene_break ] ned : fancy , there 's something you need to know . fancy : that you 're a thief , jerk , loser ? got it . ned : will you shut up for a second ? fancy : where 's your good - luck charm , little miss hot - to - trot ? ned : sandra had to leave . fancy : oh , finally realized you 're a zero , did she ? ned : look , i did n't come over here to fight with you , ok ? i came to warn you . that guy who 's getting you a drink ? he 's bad news . fancy : jealous , are you , ned ? ned : i mean it , fancy . get away from him before he hurts you . [ scene_break ] pilar : que te pasa , luis ? you seem troubled . luis : sheridan and i are fighting over marty again . she still thinks that he 's her son . pilar : even after the d.n.a . proved that beth is marty 's mother ? luis : oh , she thinks that the test is wrong , even though her friend dottie ran the test . pilar : luis , what if the samples were samples with before dottie got to test them ? i mean , remember , alistair altered chad 's d.n.a . test results so that no one would find out that he was eve and julian 's son . luis : i know , and sheridan was on alistair 's case about that , too , and it turns out that the old man was up to no good with beth , but just in a different way than sheridan thought . pilar : wait , wait , wait . alistair and beth ? i do n't understand . luis : well , beth admitted that alistair gave beth money to try and break us up . pilar : what ? luis : yeah . but beth 's conscience got the best of her . she admitted everything . she could n't go through with it . but sheridan thinks that it 's just a smokescreen , that her and alistair really are working together and that somehow the two of them managed to kidnap marty and pass him off as her son . pilar : well , but did you remind sheridan that , i mean , you 've known beth since before you were even in high school ? in fact , if your father had n't left us , you would be married to her right now . luis : yeah , of course i told her . just upset her even more . she feels like i 've betrayed her and -- ugh . i do n't know what to do . theresa : i know . you should believe sheridan , luis . you should back her up 1,000 % . because if you do n't , you are going to lose her forever . [ scene_break ] sheridan : as soon as i find dottie 's number , i 'm going to give her a call and talk to her about marty 's d.n.a . test . i need to let her know that my father may have altered the results to make it look like beth is the mother . tabitha : be a good bad little witchling , endora , help mummy . put sheridan in a trance and help her to focus on proving that the d.n.a . test was flawed . ok ? sheridan : i found dottie 's number . she 'll help me to prove what i know to be true . marty is my son . damn luis for not believing me . tabitha : this is it , endora . endora : bowl . tabitha : yes . we are witnessing the beginning of the end of sheridan and luis ' love story . [ scene_break ] fancy : you , the prince of pigs , are warning me away from another guy ? ned : he 's not just any guy , ok ? fancy : oh , right , right . he 's a serial killer and i 'm his next victim . ned : look , fancy , i know we push each other 's buttons , but i 'm really trying to help you here . your new friend ? he 's no friend to women . i knew an old girlfriend of his . she said he used to rough her up , and i do n't mean for fun . the guy 's bad news , so lose him now before it 's too late . fancy : no wonder you lose at poker . you 're a lousy liar , ned . ned : i 'm really trying to help you here . fancy : help yourself to me is more like it . what , your bimbo bailed , so you decided to play hero , thinking i 'd dump a real man for you ? ned : you 're wrong , ok ? you 're full of yourself , and you 're wrong . fancy : go back to playing old maid . i 'm going to have a good time tonight . [ scene_break ] ethan : gwen , no , i have not changed my mind . i 'm not going to let theresa keep jane . we were awarded custody . she 's going to have to accept it . gwen : ok , good , because when you said you wanted to talk about this whole custody thing , i thought -- ethan : honey , what i meant was now that jane is going to be living with us , i want to allow theresa to be included in my daughter 's life . gwen : ok . honey , listen , i totally understand that . you 're being magnanimous about theresa , just like i was by not pressing charges against her for assaulting me in court , right ? ethan : yes , exactly , exactly . i think if we 're a little more inclusive with her , she will be more accepting of the situation . gwen : hey , the less drama the better . ethan : good , good . i 'm glad you said that because i think we should let theresa just keep jane overnight . i do n't see why we would rush over there when she 's probably just going to go to sleep . [ phone rings ] ethan : ethan . woman : i 'm sorry to call so late , mr. winthrop . i 'm case worker mary sams with the harmony department of children 's services . the law requires that we meet to go over the final details of you and mrs. winthrop taking temporary custody of jane winthrop , your daughter with theresa lopez - fitzgerald . is 10 : 00 tomorrow morning good for you ? ethan : my wife and i have n't exactly taken custody of jane yet . mary : the judge 's order granted immediate temporary custody . ethan : i know this , but -- mary : a word to the wise , mr. winthrop -- go get jane tonight . [ scene_break ] theresa : you have to be on sheridan 's side , luis , no matter what . luis : you say that like facts do n't matter . theresa : they do n't matter . love , luis , love is all that matters . luis : ok , facts like a d.n.a . test proving that beth is marty 's mother matter . look , here 's the thing , sheridan thinks that alistair and beth are working together , even though beth swore to me that she 's not working with him . pilar : and you believe her ? luis : yeah , i do . and that made sheridan angry beyond belief . theresa : ok . well , look , luis , you do n't want to focus on that . what you want to focus on is your love for each other , not losing sheridan over facts or proof . i mean , those things have nothing to do with being in love . all that matters is what 's in your hearts . luis : theresa , it 's not that simple . theresa : it is that simple , luis . you love sheridan , right ? luis : of course i do . theresa : then ignore facts , ignore proof , ignore logic , and all that police stuff . hold on to your love for sheridan , luis . believe her against all doubt , against all odds . if you do n't , your relationship with her is doomed . [ scene_break ] tabitha : good job , endora . sheridan 's trance is downright bewitching . sheridan : dottie ? it 's sheridan . dottie : sheridan ! oh , what a coincidence . i was just going to call you . you know , i 'm back in harmony to do research at the hospital for boston general . how are you doing ? sheridan : i 've been better . dottie : what 's wrong ? you do n't sound like yourself . sheridan : i 've been thinking about marty 's d.n.a . test . i 'd like to come over and talk to you about it in private as soon as possible . tabitha : you go , girl . dottie : sheridan , there 's nothing to talk about . i told you the tests were accurate . if i ran them again , i 'd get the same results . beth wallace would still be marty 's biological mother . sheridan : i would still like to talk to you about it again . dottie : well , since we 're old friends , ok . i 'll be at the d.n.a . lab at the hospital . you can come by anytime . sheridan : great . i 'll be there right away . i 'm going to go to the hospital and see dottie , talk to her about marty 's d.n.a . test . tabitha : you do that , dear . and get dottie to redo the test if need be . sheridan : i will . tabitha : another win for team tabitha . once sheridan gets dottie to redo the d.n.a . test and luis is proven wrong , she will never forgive him for having doubted her , and their love , which has burned so brightly for centuries , will end up on the ash heap of history ! ha - ha ! and i will finally get my place in the witches hall of infamy ! ha - ha ! whoo ! tabitha : sheridan has a way to go before she gets to the hospital . endora : ha , ha ! tabitha : yes ! so we have plenty of time to decide what we want to be snacking on when our ms. crane gets her reality bite . oh , no . oh , no , katherine 's in the park . oh , if sheridan sees her mother , her trance will be broken . endora , what are we going to do ? sheridan has to stay focused on rechecking that d.n.a . test or all will be lost and her love for luis will endure once more . [ scene_break ] luis : no , theresa , you 're wrong to think that i have to ignore the facts and logic to keep from losing sheridan . theresa : luis , relationships are built on things that we feel in our minds and in our hearts , not things that we can see or touch or prove or disprove . luis : ok , so if what you say is true , then why are n't you with ethan ? theresa : i was with ethan once , and i will be again . luis : no , theresa . you see , fate and feelings have gotten you nowhere , and the fact is that ethan is married to gwen , and you ignoring that has gotten you into a world of trouble . pilar : your brother is right , mija . luis : is n't it true that ethan warned you that he would take jane away if you did n't drop the charges against gwen ? theresa : he was pressured into doing that , luis . luis : and his warning came true . why ? because you ignored the facts . and now , not only have you lost your baby , but you have lost the man that you love . [ scene_break ] gwen : what was that all about ? ethan : ms. sams , the social worker who is monitoring jane 's custody case , is going to be over here tomorrow morning to see how jane is doing . she thinks it 's best that we go get jane tonight . gwen : i agree with her . ethan : i 'm not sure i do . gwen : honey , listen , i know you think it would be easier for theresa to have jane overnight and maybe it would easier for her to relinquish custody to us then , but i think it 's going to be just the opposite . ethan : honey , i just -- i hate taking jane away from theresa , all right ? gwen : oh , my god . do n't even start this with me , ok ? seriously , ethan , remember , she was the one who forced your hand . and besides , the longer we wait , the more likely it is that she 's going to try and take both little ethan and jane out of the country , just like she did when julian sued her for custody of little ethan . ethan : honey , do n't you think you 're exaggerating just a little bit ? gwen : do n't you think you have selective memory when it comes to theresa ? she tried to take little ethan to mexico twice , and being that theresa never learns from her mistakes , what 's to say that she 's not going to pull some stupid stunt again , another stunt that would keep this strike thing going on and on ? ethan , you need to stop her . you need to stop her before she tries to deny you custody of jane . [ scene_break ] man : so what 's the deal with you and this ned guy ? fancy : there 's no deal . man : yeah ? then why were you talking to him while i was getting our drinks ? fancy : i was n't . ned was talking to me . man : so why were you even listening after the way he disrespected you earlier ? fancy : i did n't want to embarrass you by making a scene . ned blames me for his losing at roulette . i say let him blame me . man : smart move . he 'll get over it once he wins back all the money he 's lost . man : see , what do you know ? looks like a certain smug jerk is back on a winning streak . fancy : so he is . god , look at that cocky grin of his . like he 's a high roller . i wish someone would teach him a lesson , bring him down so hard he 'd have to crawl out of here . man : i can teach him a lesson if you wanted me to . fancy : really ? man : oh , it 'd be my pleasure . fancy : it would be my pleasure to let you . i might even teach you a thing or two later tonight . man : deal . [ scene_break ] ethan : honey , i really doubt that theresa 's going to try to flee the country with little ethan and jane . gwen : you know , this is what drives me nuts about you , ok ? theresa said she would everything she could so that we would n't get custody of jane , and here you are standing here defending her ! ethan : i guess i just keep hoping that she 's learned her lesson , that 's all . gwen : ok , well , let 's not just hang around and wait and see , ok ? let 's go get jane tonight so theresa wo n't do anything to hurt herself or the kids . besides , the social worker all but ordered you to take custody of jane tonight , right ? ethan : yeah . i hate this . i hate taking a child away from its mother , gwen , but i understand , and you 're right . so let 's go get jane . [ scene_break ] luis : theresa , i 'm sorry . look , i did n't mean to burst your bubble about ethan , ok ? it 's just i 'm a detective . my life revolves around facts and not just feelings , and sheridan needs to understand that , too , especially when it comes to marty . theresa : but , luis , i believe that you should be more understanding of sheridan and what she 's feeling . luis : i am trying , ok ? i really am . it 's just she is obsessed with this idea that marty is her son , and i ca n't accept that . i ca n't accept that any more than i can forgive her mother for luring papa away from his family . katherine : sheridan ? tabitha : rats and bats ! katherine 's seen her . oh , if her trance is broken , then the d.n.a . test will go unchallenged and sheridan 's love for luis will survive once more . katherine : sheridan , what are you doing out here so late ? sheridan : i have to find the truth , prove that marty 's my son . katherine : darling , are you all right ? i wonder if sheridan is sleepwalking again . sheridan ? sheridan ? sheridan : mother . where are we ? katherine : honey , we 're in the park . sheridan : oh , that 's right , that 's right . i -- i was on my way to see my friend dottie at the hospital about marty 's d.n.a . test . i still do n't how it could prove that beth is marty 's mother when i know that she is n't , i am . katherine : i thought all that was settled , that beth confessed to taking marty , that luis went and got marty and brought him back to the cottage . sheridan : luis went and confronted beth about the whole thing , and , of course , you know , she lied about everything that happened and luis believed her . he believed beth over me . katherine : oh , no , darling , i 'm sorry . sheridan : he keeps saying that the d.n.a . test is proof that beth is marty 's mother when i know that she is n't . i ca n't believe that he would take beth 's word over mine . i mean , i 've never been so angry at luis , so angry and hurt . katherine : darling , i 'm sorry that you and luis are fighting . i think you should go to him . i think you should talk to him . honey , you two love each other too much to let anything at all come between you . [ scene_break ] man : you know that lesson you wanted me to teach ned ? no time like the present . i just have to go speak to a friend of mine first . fancy : ned , you were right about my friend being trouble -- but for you , not me . man : hey , buddy , i need one of your special decks of cards . buddy : found an easy mark , did you ? man : yeah . when i clean him out , i 'm going get a little mattress time for my trouble . [ scene_break ] gwen : ok , let 's go get jane ! ethan : ok , i think we got everything we need , so -- gwen : yes , i will call to have your car brought around . ethan : ok -- the sedan , not the convertible , ok ? gwen : ok . oh , honey , tonight this is going to be our first night as a family -- you and me and jane ! ok . ethan : theresa , why did you force me to do this ? [ scene_break ] theresa : luis , i get your anger toward katherine , i do . pilar : so do i . theresa : but she 's not the one that 's coming between you two . you are . luis : no , i 'm not . theresa : luis , you just need to embrace what you feel for sheridan and do n't tie it to facts or proof about anything . luis : look , theresa , i 'm not like you , ok ? i ca n't just ignore reality . in fact , if you 'd have listened to mama and ethan -- pilar : and whitney . luis : and whitney , i bet that you would n't have lost custody of jane . but instead , you ignored reality , and now it 's come back to bite you big - time . theresa : you know what , luis ? i still believe in my dream of being with ethan . i still believe after everything that 's happened , in the end , he will choose to be a family with me , little ethan , and jane . luis : you really believe that ? theresa : i do believe that , luis . and you should believe in your love for sheridan . luis : i do . it 's just it 's a different kind of love . it 's a love where you do n't ignore reality , a love where partners talk about facts and try and work out problems together . theresa : well , have you tried that ? luis : yeah . but maybe i can try a little harder . maybe if -- maybe if i do , we can get back on the same page again . pilar : good for you , mijo . luis : hey , you 're right . you know , maybe it is more a combination of facts and feelings , that i 've let facts get in the way of true love . theresa : i think so , luis . luis : i 'll bet if i find sheridan and we talk in private , we can work things out . [ scene_break ] katherine : i ca n't believe that beth confessed to being paid by alistair to tear you and luis apart . sheridan : you know , i 'm still not convinced that that 's the secret that father and beth and mrs. wallace wanted to keep , though . katherine : darling , does luis know how you really feel about all this ? tabitha : of all times for katherine to play 20 bloody questions ! let sheridan be on her way to see dottie . we need to know the truth about marty 's paternity . then sheridan and luis ' love will fall apart at the seams . sheridan : you know what ? if luis loves me , he should just trust me . katherine : look , there is no issue that luis loves you beyond measure , sheridan . men are different than we are , and luis , on top of it , was trained as a detective , so he was trained to approach a case from the point of view of facts , evidence . sheridan : what about gut instinct ? luis trusts his . he follows it all the time . now , why wo n't he believe me when my gut tells me that marty is my son , period ? i know it . katherine : i just hate -- i just hate to see you and luis at odds when you love each other so much . sheridan : i ca n't believe it . luis has been so mean to you , and all you want to see is my being happy with him . katherine : because luis makes you happy . that makes me happy . do n't let this issue of marty or anything get in the way of you and luis . darling , please go and talk with him . sheridan : what 's the point when luis wo n't even listen to me ? tabitha : talk is cheap . i want action . endora , endora , give mummy a boost so i can get things going again , will you , hmm ? ooh ! ooh , tingly and refreshing ! thank you , my little witchling . ahem . sheridan , do n't talk to luis . talk to dottie . find the truth in the d.n.a . do n't talk to luis . talk to dottie . find the truth in the d.n.a . sheridan : did you hear that ? katherine : hear what ? tabitha 's voice : do n't talk to luis . talk to dottie . find the truth in the d.n.a . sheridan : i have to go now . i have to find the truth in the d.n.a . tabitha : good job , endora . things are back on track . soon , those lovers will be derailed . [ scene_break ] buddy : that ned guy wo n't even know what hit him . man : with these marked cards , i 'm going to take him out faster than moneymaker took out brenes at the 2003 world series of poker . buddy : if your lady friend has any leftover mattress time , you let me know . man : yeah , no problem , as long as you do n't mind a few bruises . buddy : what 's the diff in the dark ? man : you know who gets these ? buddy : no problem . man : thanks , buddy . fancy ? ready to teach your friend a lesson . fancy : ooh , can i watch ? man : whatever turns you on . dealer : ladies and gentlemen , we have a new player joining the game . ned : you never listen , do you , fancy ? fancy : well , depends on what i 'm hearing , ned . so far from you , it 's gone in one ear and out the other . ned : no brain in the way to get a clue from ? man 's voice : it 's all over for you , ned . [ scene_break ] gwen : honey , i know taking jane away from theresa is hard for you , but once you tuck your baby girl into bed at the mansion tonight , you wo n't have a single doubt in your mind that you 've done the right thing . theresa : say , `` night , night , grandma . `` pilar : good night , my angel . theresa ? what you said before about being with ethan -- i hope you 're not setting yourself up for more disappointment . theresa : oh , no , no . see , we know daddy better than anyone , do n't we , baby ? he 's not going to disappoint us . pilar : are there two ethan 's , theresa ? because the ethan that i saw in court today -- he defended gwen with passion , and i did n't see a hint of him leaving gwen to be with you . theresa : mama , ivy , gwen , and rebecca pressured ethan into defending gwen , just like they pressured him into suing me for custody of jane . but when it comes down to it , ethan 's going to choose to be with me . [ jane fusses ] theresa : shh , shh . because he loves me , mama . that 's why even though he won temporary custody of jane , he 's not going to actually come here and take her away from me , because the ethan i know and love just is n't that cruel . ethan : taking a child away from its mother , gwen ? i hate this . gwen : ethan , honey , you 're jane 's father . you have every right to her , just as much right to her as theresa . ethan : even so , it 's -- gwen : are you sure you installed that car seat correctly ? ethan : yeah . gwen : ok , good . let 's go get jane . ethan : wait , no , wait , wait , we ca n't . gwen : why , ethan ? what ? what is it now ? ethan : we ca n't do this . we ca n't take jane away from theresa . [ scene_break ] sheridan : find the truth in the d.n.a . test . katherine : sheridan ? sheridan , please promise me you 'll talk to luis before you do anything . tabitha : oh , that katherine can talk the hind leg off a donkey . leave sheridan alone , you meddling mother , you . the sooner she proves the truth , the sooner luis will get the old heave - ho . oh , no . oh , no , luis is headed for sheridan now . he 'll break the trance the same way katherine did . luis : sheridan ? katherine . well , it 's no wonder sheridan 's been acting the way that she has . you 've been filling her head full of lies and confusing her , making me out to be the bad guy because i need to prove to accuse beth of attempted murder and kidnapping . sheridan : wait a minute . leave my mother out of this , all right ? she is not the problem here . you are ! you 're the reason why our relationship is dying , because you wo n't believe me when i say that marty is my son ! [ scene_break ] singer : hmm , yeah singers : ooh singer : always in a hurry , i never stop to worry , do n't see the time flashin ' by honey , got no money , i 'm all sixes and sevens and nines say now , baby i 'm the rank outsider , you can be my partner in crime , baby i ca n't stay , you got to roll me and call me the tumblin ' roll me , call me man : ned ? you 're in way over your head . why not just fold now , get it over with ? ned : i know what i 'm doing . fancy : do you really ? ned : are you trying to make me jealous or just distract me ? fancy : i do n't know what you 're talking about . man : ned , i 'm impressed with the size of your wager . ned : big is better . right , fancy ? fancy : i 've seen bigger . man : how about we make this game a little more interesting , say , winner take all ? ned : sure . no problem . fancy 's voice : sorry , ned , but you asked for this . [ scene_break ] gwen : what do you mean , we ca n't do this ? honey , please do n't tell me you 're going to let theresa keep jane . ethan : no , no , no , you -- i meant i think it 's best that i go in alone to go get jane . if theresa sees you , she 'll make a scene . gwen : honey , she 's going to make a scene no matter what . ethan : yeah , you 're probably right about that . i still think it 's best if i go in alone . gwen : ok , fine , whatever , honey . just go , go get jane so we can take our daughter home . ethan : all right . gwen : ok . theresa : oh , mama . oh , it 's ethan ! and he 's alone ! i knew he 'd come back to me , mama . take her . sweetheart ? mommy is going to get your daddy . pilar : theresa , you 're dreaming again . theresa : no , i 'm not , mama . you 're going to see . watch this . [ knock on door ] theresa : ethan ! hey ! i knew you 'd realize we should be together ! ethan : theresa -- theresa -- theresa : oh , i love you so much . gwen : ethan is n't here because he loves you , theresa . he 's here to take jane . theresa : look , i knew you 'd come back to me . i knew it . now we can be a family with jane and little ethan . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , i came to find you so that we could talk about marty , all right , so we can try and get back on the same page . katherine : i was trying to convince sheridan to do the same with you . luis : why do n't you shut stay out of this ? sheridan : you know what ? do n't talk to my mother that way . she understands how i feel about marty . tabitha : ooh ! did you see luis wince at sheridan 's verbal daggers ? that girl is on a roll . let 's keep her going , shall we , huh ? help mommy cue the mist of meanness , huh ? sheridan : why ca n't you just believe me ? why ca n't you be on my side ? luis : sheridan , i am on your side . sheridan : what , my word is n't good enough ? luis : no , i 'm sorry , it is n't . sheridan : oh , and i 'm the woman that you supposedly love ? luis : you are ! sheridan : well , in our commitment ceremony in mexico , we made a promise to forsake all others . luis : i know . sheridan : you know what that means ? that means that you believe what i say , not what anyone else says , especially your high school sweetheart beth . luis : all right , look , sheridan , this is n't about beth , ok ? it 's about me trying to find proof so i can back up what you believe . sheridan : well , you would n't need proof if you trusted me ! luis : sheridan , can you -- can you please just calm down ? sheridan : calm down ? no , you know what ? i ca n't take this anymore . i can not be with a man who does n't believe in me ! luis : so , what , you 're saying we 're finished ? you 're leaving me ? tabitha : oh , endora ! the mist is working . sheridan 's anger is making her meaner and meaner and her fuse shorter and shorter . at this rate , a love that 's lasted eons will be over in a matter of seconds !
theresa continues to live in her dream world , believing ethan will never take jane from her , that he will realize he 's made a mistake and come to live with her and their daughter . when ethan arrives at the house to pick up jane , at the behest of child welfare , theresa still does n't realize her dream world is about to crumble all around her . tabitha manages to put sheridan in a trance and head her toward the dna lab , where dottie awaits her arrival to talk about the results of the test she ran on marty . sheridan is determined to have the test done again . even katherine ca n't talk you out of continuing her quest as tabby 's spell takes full hold of her , but luis elicits a toxic reaction when he shows up , telling her he does n't believe her without proof . she seems ready to end it all since she ca n't be with a man who wo n't believe her over everyone else .
kay : miguel , about fox . miguel : you know , i was thinking , maybe you and i could go on a little trip after you tell fox the news that you want to be with me from now on . sort of like a pre - marriage honeymoon . i mean , mama would love to have maria to herself almost as much as i would love to have you to myself . all day , all night , just you and me with no interruptions . how does that sound ? kay : miguel , the thing is -- miguel : hey , it 's ok . it 's ok . fox : kay , i 'm ready for bed . kay : could you go wait for me ? i 'll be right there . miguel : kay ? kay 's voice : no , miguel , i ca n't be with you . i made a deal with julian , and you can never know . fox : darling , i ca n't wait . come to bed . kay : yeah , of course . miguel : wait , wait . fox : look , miguel , we 're all real glad and happy that you got out of prison , right ? but it 's late now . my wife and i need some alone time together . got it ? so good night . i guess we 'll see you in the morning . miguel : kay , wait , wait . listen , there 's something kay and i need to tell you , and you need to hear it now . [ scene_break ] paloma : remind me to stay out of gay bars in the future . it does n't do much for my ego when the only men who even notice me think i 'm a great drag queen . chad : where the hell is vincent ? i wish he 'd hurry up so we can get this over with . noah : whoa , stay cool , man . this is an important meeting , all right ? chad : look , i 'm nervous . vincent is vindictive . noah : well , convince him it 's over . chad : yeah , i know . i 've got to . damn it , i just -- i just want him out of my life . you know , i do n't ever want to see him again . paloma : chad , you 're doing the right thing . chad : please do not remind me . i mean , i feel guilty enough as it is . paloma : sorry . cheer up . once you convince vincent that everything 's over between you two , you can talk to whitney with a clear conscience . maybe if she realizes that your relationship with vincent is totally in the past , she 'll understand and forgive you . chad : `` forgive , `` are you nuts ? i can never tell whitney about vincent . [ scene_break ] whitney : ok , what does vincent want with me ? whitney : theresa , honey , should you be out of bed ? i mean , you almost died in that fire tonight . theresa : actually , um , your mom said that i 'm going to be just fine . you know , i just , uh , kind of have this headache , a little bit . i came out to get some fresh air , you know ? and , um , your mom actually just took ethan upstairs to rest . whitney : oh , that 's -- that 's great . that 's good . theresa : yeah . ok , i 'm freezing . you want to go back inside ? whitney : oh , sure . theresa : ok . theresa : you all right ? something wrong ? whitney : no , it 's just vincent . you know , he keeps sending me these weird text messages . theresa : what kind of messages ? whitney : well , um , listen to this one , for instance . um , `` if you want the surprise of your life , come to the bar at the corner of kent and river street . you wo n't believe what 's waiting for you there . `` theresa : `` kent and river street `` ? do n't know about any of those bars there . whitney : well , i do n't care about the bar . i mean , i just want to know what he wants from me , you know ? this guy really gives me the creeps . theresa : yeah , he is a little strange , is n't he ? you know ? whitney : no , i mean , i do n't know . i do n't know . something about this whole thing is n't right . [ scene_break ] fox : well , what is it , miguel , because i 'd really like to get to bed . { julian : if you want me to have miguel set free , i want you to stay married and faithful to my son -- specifically , never see miguel again . } miguel : listen , fox , you know this is n't going to be easy for either one of us . but there 's something you need to know . ok , something both of us need to tell you . fox : well , i 'm sure it can wait until the morning . kay : no , he 's right . what miguel is -- is trying to say is from both of us , thank you . thank you to you and your father . you know , you have to understand , it 's very hard for miguel to say thank you to the cranes . fox : well , i do n't know why . miguel : oh , i do . maybe because it was -- kay : if it were n't for you and your father , he would still be in prison . fox : hmm . miguel : fox put me in prison , kay . kay : yeah , but he made a mistake . fox : i did , and , um , miguel , there 's no real easy way to express this in words , but , um , i 'm sorry , but i really did think that it was you who was driving the car that ran me down . miguel : oh , i 'll bet . fox : well , it was your car . who knew that your double was going to steal it and run me over with it ? kay : yeah , well , luckily julian found spike and made him testify to judge reilly and said that you were n't driving , so now you 're free , and that 's all that matters . miguel : uh , no . kay : maria has her father back , and that 's all that 's important . miguel : you do n't mean that . kay : yeah , that 's exactly what i mean . maria 's well - being is all i care about . fox : so , um , why do n't we just forget this whole thing , huh ? i mean , i 'm just happy that this nightmare 's over for all of us . miguel : kay ? kay : good night , miguel . fox : well , why do n't we go to bed , darling ? kay : yeah , of course . fox : good night , miguel . miguel : what the hell is going on ? [ scene_break ] whitney : shoot , chad 's cell phone must still be turned off . theresa : hmm , that 's odd . whitney : well , i guess that settles it . i mean , i 'm not going to go meet with vincent without talking to chad first . i mean , what could this guy possibly be thinking ? he wants me to go meet him at a strange bar in the middle of the night ? theresa : you know what i do n't like ? that whole thing about the surprise . whitney : oh , i know . i do n't like it either . i just keep getting this strange feeling . theresa : what kind of feeling ? whitney : well , you know that feeling you get when you think that people are n't telling you something ? theresa : yeah , i know about that feeling . whitney : yeah , well , i 'm not just getting it from vincent . i 'm getting it from chad , too . theresa : chad ? whitney : yeah , his behavior is just getting stranger and stranger . i mean , he 'll blow up at me over nothing and then apologize two seconds later . and then all of a sudden -- paloma and noah ? i feel like they know something and are n't telling me . theresa : well , i hate secrets . whitney : really ? theresa : mm - hmm . whitney : wow , that 's kind of funny . i mean , you are the queen of secrets . theresa : you know , not by choice . sometimes they 're necessary . whitney : honey , the truth is always better . theresa : easy for you to say . whitney : you married the wrong man because of secrets . theresa : i know . theresa : poor jared . and that blackmailer . you know , if he tells ethan the truth that little ethan is our son , i 'm never going to get my brothers out of prison . luis could die . i 'm just scared , you know ? if i tell ethan the truth -- whitney : no , honey , when you tell ethan the truth . theresa : yes , when i tell ethan the truth -- i just , i think he 's going to be furious , whitney . he 's not going to understand why i could n't tell him . whitney : theresa , honey , you have to tell him sometime . because , you know what , if you do n't , it 's going to come out anyway , because secrets always come out . now go ahead , figure out a way to help your brothers , but you have to tell ethan the truth , because , you 're right , if he finds out from somebody else , he 's never going to forgive you . [ scene_break ] julian : well , what kind of idiot would leave an urgent envelope outside the front door ? [ scene_break ] paloma : chad , you ca n't lie to whitney forever . chad : the hell i ca n't . look , whitney can never find out about vincent . not ever . noah : look , chad , you need to do what you think is right , but i think you should give whitney a little more credit . you know , secrets always come out , man , and it 's better she hears it from you than from someone else . chad : no , no , do n't you even think that . ok , the only people that know about this are me , vincent , you , and paloma . noah : well , we 're your friends , man . we 're here for you . you know , we wo n't say anything . chad : yeah , well , after tonight neither will vincent . after i deal with him , he would n't dare go to whitney . he 'll keep his mouth shut , or else . [ scene_break ] vincent : hurry up , whitney . if you want the shock of your life , come to the bar now . i 'm waiting for you . good , that had better do it . god , i love technology . my little urgent message is already on her phone . i ca n't wait to see the look on whitney 's face when she finds her husband in a gay bar with me . that bitch chad will be sorry he ever tried to end things with me . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone rings ] kay : now what ? [ sighs ] oh , god . miguel , leave me alone . miguel : kay , listen , i do n't understand what is going on , ok ? why did you leave with fox ? why -- why did n't you help me tell him about us ? kay : please , miguel , i 'm getting ready for bed . miguel : i know you are , with fox , kay . kay : yes , my husband . miguel : listen , you know what , i do n't understand what is going on here , kay , because not a second ago we were tucking maria into bed , talking about how we were going to spend the rest of our lives together . kay : i need to go . miguel : no , no , you do n't need to go . you need to explain yourself , kay , because i 'm free now . i 'm free . we can finally be together like we wanted . kay , answer me . kay : miguel , get some rest . i have to go . miguel : kay ? fox : did someone call ? kay : no , i was just checking my messages . you 're all healed up , huh ? fox : yeah , it barely even bothers me anymore . and if it keeps me alive , then thank god for it . now i want to make love to my gorgeous wife . kay : what , you 're feeling well enough ? fox : are you kidding me ? yes . kay : you know , it 's funny to me how you managed to overcome all those treatments . i thought they were supposed to make you impotent . you 're not taking those pills again , are you ? fox : no , it 's just you , kay . i bet i 'd be a total flop with another woman . kay : that 's sweet . you know , i 'm just going to take a hot shower first , though . fox : kay , kay . kay : please just give me one minute . fox : ok , one minute , but please hurry back , because i want to spend whatever moments i have left with you . kay : i 'm sorry . miguel , i 'm so sorry . [ scene_break ] theresa : i have thought this through . honestly , i have . and in theory ethan should know that little ethan is our child . whitney : i 'm sorry , `` in theory `` ? theresa : well , ok , you know what ? you know , tonight , when we were in that mausoleum , you know , i told him . i said , ethan , little ethan is your son . whitney : yes , you did , but ethan passed out before he heard that . theresa : and that was god . that was god coming in and saying , `` shut up , theresa . stop blabbing off your mouth . `` whitney : no , no , no , that was n't god . that was smoke inhalation . theresa : look , i want to tell him , whitney . i would love to tell him , but if the truth comes out , that will destroy lives . whitney : ok , fine . do you think that ethan knew you were trying to tell him something ? theresa : yes . i 'm just going to have to , you know , lie my way out of that . whitney : oh , that 's perfect . more lies . yeah , that 's what you need . julian : oh , stepmommy dearest , were you expecting something ? theresa : no , why ? julian : this was sitting outside the front door . theresa : oh . [ laughs ] theresa : well , you can hand it over now , julian . julian : you 're very welcome . [ laughter ] theresa : oh , sorry . thank you . julian : is that about another business deal that you failed to inform me of ? you may have robbed me of my rightful position as head of crane industries , but i still have a large stake in my own family 's empire , and i demand that you apprise me of all business dealings . theresa : julian , if i feel that there 's something that you need to know , i will send you an e - mail . julian : i really do n't like your tone . theresa : mm , well , i 'm running crane industries just fine without your input . and besides , do n't you have too much on your plate as it is ? julian : what ? theresa : well , i understand that your personal life is taking up a lot of your time , hopping in and out of , uh , your ex - wife 's bed , for example . julian : my personal life is none of your business . theresa : well , i wonder if the , uh , board would feel the same way . theresa : oh , my god . julian : what is it ? [ scene_break ] kay : god , my life is over . but i have to go on . oh , god , did i do the right thing ? if i had n't given miguel up , he would have never gotten out of prison . god , it just hurts so much . kay : fox , is that you ? miguel : we need to talk . now . [ scene_break ] chad : [ sighs ] where the hell is vincent ? i wish he 'd get here already . noah : yeah , i feel like a chicken being stared at by a pack of hungry wolves . paloma : mm , you 're awfully full of yourself . maybe my beauty is making them reevaluate their orientation . noah : keep telling yourself that . chad : look , i appreciate you guys coming here for me , but , you know , you do n't have to stay . paloma : mm . chad : i 'm sure you have better things to do anyway . paloma : than hang around in a gay bar ? i do n't know what ? noah : are you sure ? chad : yeah , yeah , look , it 's probably best if you leave . the less people that are involved , the better . noah : all right , but if you need us , you know , just call me on my cell phone . we 're only going to be two minutes away . chad : thanks , man . and , look , um , i 'm really sorry to get you two involved in all of this in the first place . paloma : you 're our friend , chad . noah : that 's right , and we look out for our friends . but do the right thing , man . get your life back on track . paloma : i 'll second that . chad : yeah . thanks , guys . chad : there he is . time to get this over with . noah : good luck . vincent : i knew you 'd come . chad : vincent . vincent : just like old times , huh ? you know our first date was right over there . chad : it was n't a date . vincent : oh , now , you were so nervous , remember ? i could tell it was your first time . but after you loosened up you were incredible . mm , just thinking about it turns me on . chad : we need to talk right now . vincent : little early for the rough stuff , do n't you think ? it 's ok . i 'm down with it . chad : it 's over , vincent . get that straight . vincent : `` straight `` is not a word i use too often . neither do you . chad : back off . we 're finished , vincent . when i walk out of this bar , you 're not going to see me again . you 're not going to call me . you 're not going to text message me . hell , you 're not even going to send me a letter . it 's over , you got it ? vincent : here we go again . now you know you really do n't mean that . chad : yes , i do . i 'm dead serious , vincent . it is over . [ scene_break ] whitney : theresa , honey , what 's wrong ? julian : what 's in the envelope , theresa ? theresa : nothing . julian : liar . you 're obviously upset . what 's happened ? i mean , is it business ? if there 's something going on in my company , i deserve to know . what , is the s.e.c . after us again ? theresa : no . julian : yeah , well , let me see . theresa : keep your hands to yourself , julian . julian : i 'm warning you , i 'm not only one of the largest shareholders of this company , i 'm also in charge of the crane foundation , and if you have made another of your disastrous mistakes , i need to know about it immediately . theresa : this is a private matter . julian : you think i believe you ? i do n't trust you as far as i can throw you . i want to see what 's in that envelope , and i mean now . theresa : no . julian : i am not asking you -- theresa : no , no , no ! julian : give me that ! [ scene_break ] miguel : talk to me , kay . please . kay : miguel , you should n't be in here . you need to leave . miguel : what 's happening ? i need to know . do n't you think you owe me that ? kay : please , miguel , this is n't the time . miguel : not the time ? you know , we 've been trying to tell fox about us for weeks , kay . kay : god , my hair is wet . fox hates that . miguel : what just happened ? we were just tucking our daughter into bed , and you were telling me how you wanted to spend the rest of your life with me . miguel : nothing 's changed , right ? kay : shh , fox will hear you . miguel : well , let him hear me , kay , because i love you . kay : look , fox is waiting for me , ok ? miguel : listen to me , you ca n't turn your life around on a dime like that , kay . one second you 're telling me how much you love me and how much you want to be with me , and the next you 're crawling into bed with fox ? what is going on here ? i need to know . please tell me what 's going on . [ scene_break ] paloma : maybe i need to spend some time in a big city . i 'm from a small town in mexico and another small town here , and maybe that 's why i do n't understand how chad can betray whitney and then lie to himself like that . noah : i 've spent plenty of time in big cities , and i do n't understand it myself . paloma : it 's not right , noah . he says he loves whitney , but he has sex with someone else ? i do n't care if it was with a man or a woman or a goat , it 's still betrayal . noah : look , he says there 's no relationship with vincent . paloma : oh , does it matter ? he 's lying to his wife and sleeping with someone else . noah : well , that will all end tonight , you know . paloma : let 's hope so . noah : look , i understand you 're upset , but it 's really not our problem , so -- paloma : it 's not just chad . this happens to so many other couples . my father left my mom to be with katherine crane . do you know what that did to my mom ? and look at your parents . your mother left your dad to be with this david guy . noah : yeah , but that 's different , you know ? she thought he was her husband . paloma : even so , she turned her back on her marriage , and then your dad got back with ivy . noah : and ivy just ended up going back to julian 's bed . paloma : and theresa , she 's been in love with ethan forever , but she married julian crane and had his baby and then married alistair , and now she 's married to jared . noah : she does seem to get around , does n't she ? paloma : it 's not funny . think of your sister . she 's in love with my brother , but she 's married to fox . noah : you know , on second thought , i do n't think you need to go to a big city . paloma : maybe not . i do n't understand anyone anymore . i 've started to think there 's no such thing as true , lasting love . [ scene_break ] chad : i do n't want to see your face or hear your voice ever again . vincent : is n't this where i came in last time ? chad : no , vincent . look , i made a big mistake , but it 's over . ok , you 're out of my life , and you 're out of whitney 's life . vincent : but she 's such a sweet girl . chad : i mean it . i mean it , vincent . you stay the hell away from her . ok , do n't send her anymore of your nasty dvds . if you see her on the street , you run around the corner , or else . now good - bye . vincent : chad , chad . chad : i do n't know you . vincent : no , no , wait , wait . please , please . chad : hey , do n't make a scene . vincent : please , do n't leave me like this , please . chad : shh , get up . vincent : do n't hurt me like this , ok ? look -- chad : hey . vincent : look , you 're right , ok ? i -- i went overboard , ok ? at first i thought we were only together just for a little mutual fun . chad : yeah , that 's all it was . vincent : no . but it became more than that , you know . once i realized how deep my feelings were for you , it was too late . chad : yeah , well , i 'm sorry . vincent : no , i am . you know , it 's just -- it 's hard to accept it , you know , that -- that i 'm losing you . chad : look , man , i got to go . i ca n't hurt my wife . vincent : no , look , i know , ok ? and -- and i accept it , ok ? and i wo n't approach whitney again , all right ? i was n't fair to her , and , you know , i -- i ca n't help it if i 'm jealous because she has you . vincent : i 'll let you go . i 'll let you go , ok ? i -- i will . chad : thank you . you 're doing the right thing . vincent : yeah , well , i try . chad : well , then , um , good night and good luck . vincent : but wait , chad , can -- ca n't we just sit together and have one final drink ? you know , it 's appropriate , do n't you think ? i mean , for us to end things right where they began . we could say our good - byes and end things nicely as friends . then i promise i 'll go away and i wo n't bother you again . chad : all right , one drink . i 'll go find a place for us to sit . vincent : one drink is plenty , chad . that should give us more than enough time for slowpoke whitney to drag her carcass down here and find us together . [ scene_break ] julian : give it . theresa : stop it . this is not grade school , julian ! julian : something is fishy about that envelope , and i want to know what it is . whitney : ok , enough . theresa 's not lying . whatever 's in the envelope has nothing to do with you . julian : you 're sure ? theresa : well , of course she 's sure . julian : mm - hmm . theresa : you know , trust you to stick your nose in where it is not wanted . julian : i do n't know if i believe you . whitney : ok , well , fine , go ahead , use force to get the envelope , julian . that 's very mature . julian : i 've never understood this alliance that the two of you have . no matter what she does you always stand by her . where on earth did you ever learn such loyalty ? whitney : i do n't know , maybe my mother . i mean , she is the most loyal woman i know . that is until she gets stabbed in the back once too often and realizes that her loyalty is misplaced . julian : perhaps i deserved that . whitney : perhaps . julian : whitney , i love your mother very , very much . whitney : oh , and to celebrate that love you go and sleep with ivy ? julian , you do n't know anything about true love , because when you love somebody you do n't sleep with someone else . julian : young lady -- whitney : no , no , and you ca n't blame it on the booze or your mood or anything else . what you should do is look around you and learn how to behave from men who have evolved a little bit more than you have , like chad , for instance . julian : i know you 're up to something . theresa : really , julian , this does n't concern you . julian : well , if it 's about crane , it certainly does . whitney : and you 're changing the subject , i see . julian : god , i should be the one running crane industries . what was my father thinking to give such a power to an ignorant , uneducated -- theresa : i am not ignorant ! julian : oh , yes , you have a remarkable amount of low animal cunning , but you do n't know how to run a large corporation , especially something like the crane empire . theresa : you know what , julian , stop whining . ok , i 'm in charge , and that 's where i 'm going to stay . julian : yes , only until little ethan comes of age . you see , our son , the son that you will not let me near , is the only reason you have power . theresa : mm , and that really gets you , does n't it ? julian : you bet it does . my father cut both me and fox out of the succession and gave it to a child who can barely read . it 's ridiculous that little ethan is the crane heir . if you 'll excuse me , i 'm leaving . theresa : no one 's stopping you . julian : to think that i once married you . now i 'm not even comfortable in my own mansion . you 've taken over everything . theresa : yeah . oh , that reminds me . you know your putting green out back ? i had it dug up . yeah , it 's the perfect spot for jane 's new jungle gym . julian : oh , god , i pray for the day when i can throw you out of this house on your bird little ass . whitney : you know that was not smart at all . theresa : i know . you need to see this . check this out . it 's from the blackmailer . oh , my god , i pushed him too far . i really have . i mean , he 's going to do it . he 's going to destroy me , whitney . whitney : oh , my god , the dna test ? theresa : yeah , yeah , proof -- proof right here that little ethan is really ethan 's child . oh , my god , he 's going to tell ethan . he 's going to go to him , and he 's going to tell him the truth . whitney : ok , well , you need to go to ethan and tell him the truth first . that 's all there is to it . theresa : no , no , no , i 'm going to find the blackmailer , and i 'm going to stop him . [ scene_break ] fox : father , what are you doing here ? julian : how 's it going with your hot little bride ? fox : she 's in taking a shower . she 's going to be back any moment . you need to go . julian : is she living up to her side of the bargain ? is she staying away from that loser miguel ? fox : uh , yes , she is . in fact , she said right to his face that she 'd be coming to bed with me . miguel looked like he was about to have a heart attack . julian : [ laughs ] we should be so lucky . fox : uh , listen , you do n't need to worry . kay 's keeping her promise . julian : she has no choice . in time she will forget all about miguel , and it 's too bad we ca n't forget about the rest of his miserable family . fox : um , did something happen ? julian : no , no , never mind . you just keep up the facade . soon you 'll have kay back just the way she was before miguel returned to harmony . fox : yeah , i hope so . julian : ah , yes . you won . are n't you glad you listened to me ? cranes are winners . kay is yours , and miguel is out of her life for good . [ scene_break ] miguel : talk to me , kay . you 're trying to avoid me , and i do n't get it . i do n't understand you . i mean , is this the way you really treat the man you love ? kay : miguel , this may not be easy for you to accept , but i 'm staying with fox . miguel : what ? no , you do n't mean that , kay . kay : yes , i do . i love fox . i always have . miguel : not the way you love me . kay : look , i ca n't leave him , miguel , ok ? he 's my husband , and he 's dying . miguel : listen , we 've already discussed this , kay . you ca n't keep lying to him . it 's not fair to him . what about our love , our plans ? kay : it 's over . i 'm staying with fox . miguel : this is n't right , kay . you 're holding out on me . why do n't you tell me what 's really happening ? kay : look , i told you it 's over . i 'm staying with my husband , and you need to move on with your life . [ scene_break ] whitney : ok , now -- now just do n't start talking crazy . how are you going to find the blackmailer ? theresa : i do n't know , but i 'm going to find him . i have to stop him before he tells ethan the truth that little ethan is our child . whitney : well , you have n't been able to do that yet . theresa : i will . i 'll find him . i will . and if i ca n't do that , you know what i 'll do ? i 'll find out what else he wants . there 's got to be something else . i 'll give him that , and that will shut up his mouth . whitney : no , you know what he wants . he wants ethan , but you have n't done anything about that . you have n't stayed away from ethan for more than five minutes , and that 's why you got the letter at your door . theresa : maybe . whitney : maybe . ok , look , are you going to tell ethan the truth or not ? [ cell phone rings ] whitney : that might be chad . hold on a second . no , no , of course it 's not chad . it 's vincent again with another text message . `` come now , come now . come get your surprise . `` this is ridiculous . i 'm not just going to stand around here anymore . i think i 'm going to go down to that bar and see what he wants . theresa : yes , you should . but not alone . you know what i 'm going to do ? i 'm going to run upstairs real quick , make sure that ethan is sleeping , and then we 're going to go together . whitney : ok , good . i do n't know what he means by this whole surprise thing , but i do n't want to find out by myself . [ scene_break ] noah : you sound so cynical . paloma : it 's not cynical . it 's realistic . i ca n't think of one example of true love that sticks . everyone i know seems to end up unhappy or divorced or deserted or all three . maybe i 've seen too many movies , but i guess no one rides off into the sunset anymore . noah : sure they do . paloma : who ? name one couple who has known each for forty years and still looks at each other the way they did when they met . grandparents who still hold hands ? i do n't think that kind of love is real anymore . noah : you 're starting to depress me . next thing you 're going to say that you do n't believe in santa claus or the easter bunny . paloma : that 's for children . noah : maybe we should act a little more like children , be honest , loving without reserve . the world is a tough place , paloma , but i believe in true love . because , without true love , what 's the point ? paloma : you really mean that ? noah : of course i do . love is fragile . it 's not surprising to me that sometimes it disappears or it gets trampled on by other people , but i think we can have the kind of love like grandparents who hold hands . we just have to nurture it . we have to protect it , and if we do , i believe our love will last forever . paloma : i do love you , noah . noah : i love you , too . let 's always remember how we feel right now , ok ? [ scene_break ] miguel : you 're breaking my heart , kay . kay : you 'll get over it . miguel : no , i wo n't , and if it 's really over for us , i 'd rather spend the rest of my life behind bars . i 'd rather live locked up than live without you and maria . kay : you can still see maria . miguel : i 'm gon na respect your wishes because i have no choice . i will never understand , though . good night . kay : [ sobbing ] [ scene_break ] [ cell phone rings ] julian : excuse me . some sort of text message . well , this is insane . fox : what ? julian : this text message , it says i should have a dna test conducted on my son . fox : on me ? why ? julian : i have no idea . it does n't say who sent it or why . fox : but , um , i 'm your son . julian : of course you are . i have no idea what any of this means . [ scene_break ] theresa : i wish i had contact with the blackmailer . you know , sending me the proof that little ethan is really ethan 's child , that was definitely a threat . i hope he does n't forward that to ethan . whitney : i 'm sure he 's going to contact you again . blackmailers usually do . anyway , it looks like we 're here . let 's go see what vincent 's big surprise is . vincent : thank you for staying , chad . it 's important to me that we remain friends . chad : well , that 's not gon na happen . i 'm never gon na see you again . vincent : we are friends . i mean after everything we 've shared ? the way i 've made you feel ? chad : all right , enough . all that 's over now . vincent : sorry , i forgot . vincent : you know , you 've meant so much to me , chad . ca n't hate me cause i 'm getting attached . i hate that i have to let you go . chad : yeah , well you need to get used to that . vincent : yeah , i know , and i will . it 's just hard thinking that we 're over . i 'm sorry . whitney : oh my god . [ next_on ] eve : you are not little ethan 's biological father . guard : look what we have here . sheridan : you lose again .
an envelope from the blackmailer about little ethan 's paternity at the crane mansion . theresa opens the envelope and sees the note . she and whitney discuss what to do and vincent . paloma does n't believe in true love and noah says he believes and wants to try it with her . chad and vincent are in the bar . whitney and theresa arrive to see what vincent wants . miguel and kay talk and kay says that their relationship is over . miguel is devastated and says he does n't understand why . kay of course is upset . julian receives a text message from the blackmailer . the message is get a dna test done on his son .
man : what do you say we make this game a little more interesting , ned ? say -- winner take all ? ned : sure . no problem . fancy 's voice : sorry , ned , but you asked for this . man 's voice : i knew those marked cards would come in handy . ned 's about to be cleaned out . [ scene_break ] theresa : i knew you 'd come back to me . now we can be a family with jane and little ethan . ethan : pilar , is jane here ? pilar : i just put her back to bed . theresa : you see ? see , mama ? ethan just came here to make sure that jane was ok . he did n't come here to take her from me because he would never do that . gwen : ethan , stop stalling and get jane . i want to take our baby home . theresa : oh ! oh , home is where the heart is , and you being right here proves it . i knew that you loved me and little ethan and jane too much to ever hurt us . i knew all along you would come back to me . [ scene_break ] [ tabitha gasps ] tabitha : oh , look , endora . the mist of meanness is working . sheridan 's furious with luis for not believing what she knows to be true -- that she is marty 's mother , not beth . oh ! at this rate , luis and sheridan 's rock - solid love will be on the rocks . [ tabitha chuckles ] luis : so you 're so angry that i believe beth about marty that you 're calling it quits between us ? [ scene_break ] man : you sorry you accepted my wager , ned ? you afraid you 're going to lose your shirt to me ? ned : nope . i 'm just thinking about how i 'm going to spend all that money i 'm going to win from you . man : you are one cocky kid . ned : just confident . man : yeah , that and a cot in a homeless shelter is going to keep you warm tonight . anybody want a drink before we show our hands ? ned : i 'm good . fancy : no , thanks . man : do n't let neddy here see how badly he 's going to lose to me till i get back . fancy : oh , i wo n't . ned : fancy , what are you still doing with that guy ? fancy : oh , still jealous , i see . ned : i told you , he likes to hit women . now , do yourself a favor -- ditch him now before it 's too late . fancy : why do you care what i do ? ned : just get away from that creep , ok ? fancy : i can take care of myself , ned . so do us both a favor and mind your own business . man : those cards marked clear enough for you ? second man : oh , yeah . ned 's got two pair -- kings and 4s . i got him beat . first man : glad to have helped . save some of the girl for me . second man : oh , you got it . when i get done with her , she 's going to need some t.l.c . [ scene_break ] gwen : ok . so far , so good . now all ethan has to do is get jane so we can take our baby home . theresa : ok , so i 'm thinking , i can make room for your clothes in my room . look , look , we -- we do n't have to do it tonight . if you 're tired , you can just go to sleep . you do kind of look tired . gwen freaked out when she found out that you were coming here to live with us . ethan : theresa , i 'm afraid -- theresa : no , but , listen to me . it 's going to be ok now , it 's all ok . she ca n't hurt us now that we 're finally together . pilar : theresa ? you 've done all of the talking since ethan got here , but now let him -- theresa : i know , mama . that 's because i 'm excited -- he chose me ! i kept telling her , ethan , that you would . she would n't believe me . pilar : theresa , please . let -- let him finish what he was trying to say , ok ? you 're assuming he came to be with you , but what if there 's another reason he 's here ? theresa : you see ? you see ? this is what i 'm talking about . mama and luis are always telling me i 'm living in this fantasy world , that i 've lost you forever , but here you are . you 're ready to move in with me and little ethan and jane , so you can tell her . tell her that you finally admitted to yourself that i 'm the woman that you love , that i 'm the woman that you want to spend the rest of your life with . ethan : theresa , i 'm sorry . i 'm -- i 'm not here to move in with you and the kids . i 'm here to take jane . i 'm here to bring my daughter back to the mansion . [ scene_break ] tabitha : do n't look now , endora , but the boys in the basement are waiting to see if -- if we manage to break up luis and sheridan in this lifetime as i did in all their previous lifetimes . oh , this better be it because if we have n't managed to break them up , then -- then they 're going to break me up . luis : sheridan , i asked you a question . are you calling it quits between us ? sheridan : no , luis . that is not what i 'm saying . katherine : oh , thank god . sheridan : but what i am saying is that i need you to trust me . i need you to believe that marty is my son and that beth is lying . her secret with my father is n't that she -- she took money from him to break us apart . she 's in cahoots with him about my kidnapping . our baby did not die , and somehow beth wound up with my son . luis : look , sheridan , i love you , ok ? and i want to believe you more than anything -- that 's one of the reasons that i came down here to tell you that , look , i 'm going to try and be more open to how you 're feeling , ok ? katherine : wonderful . sheridan : really ? luis : yes . but unfortunately , that does n't help us right now . we still do not have proof that marty is your son . sheridan : well , you have my word . luis : yeah , well , like i told you before , i can not use your word in a court of law . if you want marty back , we need hard evidence , ok ? no jury or court or judge is going to do anything without it . and the only evidence we have proves that marty is beth 's son . sheridan : but the test is wrong . luis : ok , the test is wrong . can -- can you explain to me how ? sheridan : i should n't have to ! the fact that you ca n't believe me is just beyond me when we both know that my father messed with the d.n.a . test that eve first ran on chad . katherine : maybe alistair switched the samples before dottie tested them . luis : why do n't you just stay out of this , ok ? sheridan : no , luis , stop it ! all right ? at least my mother believes me , which is a hell of a lot more than i can say for you . [ growling ] tabitha : uh - oh . the boys in the basement are fuming -- [ endora babbles ] tabitha : yeah , because sheridan and luis did n't break up yet . [ rumble ] tabitha : i know , i know . your brimstone 's getting cold waiting for our fabled lovebirds to molt . oh . endora , endora , listen . we have to join forces . here , look at mama . we have to join forces . use your powers and my witchery to break sheridan and luis up once and for all . otherwise , your mummy 's going to find herself up the river styx without a paddle . oh . oh , leeches and lice , the mist of meanness is wearing off . endora ? endora , pay attention . this is no time to dawdle . we have to lay waste to sheridan and luis ' red - hot love right this red - hot second . and i mean red - hot . yeah , yeah . look . fire when ready . [ music plays ] tabitha : oh . poor luis and sheridan . they 're about to give `` being burned by love `` a new and tragic meaning . [ tabitha chuckles ] luis : you know , what you said before is true . sheridan : what ? luis : we ca n't go on like this . it 's tearing us apart . sheridan : so , what -- i 'm just supposed to deny what i know to be true so that you do n't have to deal with it ? no . luis , i 'm not going to do that . i 'm not going to deny what 's in my heart . luis : well , i 'm sorry . i 'm not going to deny what 's in my heart , either . now , i 'm sorry that i can not accept your suspicions about beth and marty . but i 'm still crazy in love with you . sheridan : how can you love me and not believe me ? it -- this does n't make sense ! luis : no , what does n't make sense is if we 're going to let this -- this one little thing tear us apart . sheridan : this -- `` this one little thing `` ? this one little thing is huge ! luis : ok . we 've been through worse , though . look , sheridan , i just -- i want to go back to the way that things were before , ok ? i love you . i just want to be happy . sheridan : look , i do n't like where we 're at , either , but i just do n't know how to get past this . luis : you ever wonder why this keeps happening to us ? you know , it 's like every time i think we 're going to be ok , there 's some crisis that threatens to tear us apart . you know , sam and i were talking about it earlier . it 's like there 's some evil force in harmony , something that just wo n't let us be happy . tabitha : hmm . oh , luis . you do n't know how right you are . oh , please , please be patient . it 's only been 90 years or so since i used antonio to break luis and sheridan up on the titanic . all sheridan needs now is to find out that she was right about the d.n.a . test being wrong and then she will never forgive luis for not believing her , and their love affair will be over and out . now , to zap sheridan back into a trance and get her back on her way to see dottie . ready , endora ? [ endora snores ] tabitha : oh , endora . i know it 's past your bedtime , darling , but mummy needs your magic . i do n't seem to be able to do it on my own . i do n't seem to be able to -- to finish off luis and sheridan 's love affair . [ scene_break ] man : so you ready to show your hand , ned ? remember , winner takes all . ned : ready when you are . fancy : once you win , let ned keep enough money to get out of vegas . man : i thought you wanted to teach him a lesson . fancy : i did , but this is -- man : if i leave him with anything , he could bet on something and win , build up another pot . we 've got to clean him out if you want him gone . fancy : ok , ok . fine . man : ok , neddy , what do you got ? ned : kings and 4s . what do you got ? man : full house . man : nice doing business with you , ned . ned : i lost everything . [ scene_break ] theresa : do n't tease me about jane , ok ? you 're scaring me . pilar : teresita , i do n't think he 's teasing you , mija . theresa : oh , well , he 's not serious , mama , because he did n't come here to take my child from me . ethan : theresa , the court granted gwen and me temporary custody of jane . i 'm just here to uphold the court order and take her back to the mansion . theresa : no . no , ethan , no . ethan : theresa , listen to me . it 's what i have to do . theresa : no , you do n't ! pilar : teresita , please , ok ? do n't -- theresa : no , no -- pilar : do n't lose control . do n't make a bad situation worse . theresa : look , ethan , look , you do n't have to take jane back to the mansion to have custody . you can live right here and be with me and jane and little ethan . we can be a family right here . ethan : theresa , no . theresa : ethan , you ca n't take her from me . i 'm her mother ! ethan : the judge decided that that was n't a good enough reason for you to have her right now . theresa : well , then , screw the judge ! pilar : theresa , watch your language . theresa : no , you ca n't take her , ethan . look , you know what happens to a child who is denied their mother . i mean , look at julian , look at sheridan , look at my own sister . she 's so angry at my mother because she sent her to live in mexico . now , do n't do this . do n't do it to me , do n't do this to your daughter ! i know you love us too much to ever rip her from me ! ethan : i want my little girl , too . she 's my child , too . theresa : ok , ok . well , then , live here . live here with me and jane and then every day you can be with her and little ethan . ethan : theresa , i do n't deny that -- that jane needs a mother and a father . it just has to be gwen and me . theresa : no , ethan ! no . pilar : please . ethan : theresa , i married gwen . theresa : but you love me . ethan : and i love her , and i took vows with her to stay with her till death do us part . i refuse to break those vows , theresa , just because she ca n't have children . theresa : well , that does n't give you and her the right to steal my child from me . ethan : i will say this one more time . she is my little girl , too . theresa : she 's our child . she 's our child , ethan . do n't take her from me . [ scene_break ] man : think i 'll take my winnings up to my suite . you can help me . fancy : sure . ned : hey , look . i know how you are with women . now , you got all my money , so why do n't you just leave fancy alone ? man : you do n't know squat about me , ned . now , if fancy wants to be with me , she 's going to be with me -- ned : fancy -- man : ok , so back off . ned : do n't do this , please . man : leave the woman alone . ned : hey , go to hell , all right ? guard : what 's the ruckus about ? man : i beat this guy at poker fair and square , only he has a problem with that . ned : no , i got a problem with you . guard : you , hothead . come with us . second guard : we 'll escort you off the premises . ned : this guy 's bad news , fancy . do n't be alone with him . he 'll hurt you . man : let 's go up to my suite , stash my chips , have a drink . [ scene_break ] tabitha : sleep comes before sorcery for my little one . oh , well , let 's just hope i can muster up enough of my own magic to keep pushing luis and sheridan apart . luis : do n't let evil tear us apart , sheridan . sheridan : ok , let me get this straight . you , the same man who believes beth over me , now believes that evil has it in for us ? luis : yeah , well , what else could it be , sheridan ? you know , it looks like this thing with beth , marty , and alistair -- it 's finally about to tear us apart for good . sheridan : you know , i can not believe that you are blaming our problems on everyone and in anything except for the real culprit here -- you . luis : me ? sheridan : yes , luis , you . you 're the reason that we are at odds , because you do n't believe in me . and except for my father , evil has nothing to do with our problems . katherine : sheridan , please do n't underestimate alistair . sometimes i think he 's the devil himself . sheridan : look , i know that my father is guilty of plenty and i know that he had a hand in giving my son over to beth , but even so , luis is the reason why we 're breaking up here . all you have to do is believe in me . that 's it -- just believe in me . put your faith in me , your love in me over your police training , over proof , over evidence . put your faith in me over facts . all right ? stop blaming the point that we 've reached on anything except for your inability to love me the way that i deserve to be loved , and you know what ? if you ca n't do that -- luis : sheridan , do n't -- do n't cross that line . please . tabitha : come on , girl . give it the old coven try . `` anger and fear , trouble and pain , let this spell not be in vain , sheridan 's right , she 's got to have proof , check the d.n.a . , find dottie 's goof . `` tabitha : hmm ! incantation connection achieved . whew . now , to download the spell . go see dottie . the proof is in the d.n.a . sheridan : you know , i am just sick and tired of you giving me ultimatums . would you just stop feeling threatened and just feel ? feel your faith in me , feel your love for me , and the rest will -- tabitha 's voice : go see dottie . the proof is in the d.n.a . luis : the rest will what ? sheridan : i have to go see dottie . the truth is in the d.n.a . i -- i have to go find the truth . luis : what ? sheridan ? tabitha : it worked , it worked ! my spell worked ! luis and sheridan are back on track to oblivion . [ scene_break ] ethan : gwen and i both agree that we -- that you can visit as much as you want , theresa . i want to make sure that you stay in our daughter 's life . theresa : then -- then let her live here , ethan . do n't take her from me . she can -- she can be with me during the week and she can be with you on the weekends . that 's -- that 's fair , right ? that 's fair . ethan : theresa , if i could trust you to stop feuding with gwen , i would let you keep jane , but you have proven to me that you ca n't be trusted . and once more , you 're not even accepting that my marriage to gwen is for keeps . theresa : because you love me . ethan : our love is not an issue anymore , theresa . i love my wife , gwen . theresa : the way that you love me . ethan : i 'm not getting into this with you again . i ca n't -- i 'm here to take jane home , with me . theresa : you really came here to take her . ethan : yes . yes , i did . will you help me get her things ready or do you want me to do it myself ? theresa : no ! no , you 're not going to take my child , ethan ! you will never take her ! ethan : theresa , please ! just -- theresa : i 'm not going to let you take my baby . you will not take her . you 're not going to have her ! gwen : so much for ethan getting jane on his own . i knew theresa would make this difficult . theresa : you will not take my child from me . do you hear me ? you ca n't take her ! i wo n't let you take my baby ! gwen : ethan , is everything ok ? theresa : this is your fault ! you bitch ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh . thank hades sheridan is back on track to prove that marty 's d.n.a . test was wrong , and that she , not beth , is marty 's mother . oh , and she will hate luis for not believing in her . [ tabitha cackles ] tabitha : finally , a happy ending for our side . oh , endora -- it 's a pity that you 're missing mommy 's ninth - inning save here . you 'd be very proud of me . [ fluffy meows ] tabitha : oh . thank you , fluffy . mommy knows she can always depend on you for support . luis : sheridan , wait , we still have stuff to talk about . sheridan : the truth is in the d.n.a . test . you 'll see , luis , i was right all along . luis : sheridan ! katherine : that 's how she -- that 's how she was earlier . she was in the moment , and then it was as if she was in a trance . and she acted like she was hearing things . that 's when she started talking about this d.n.a . test . luis , i do n't know what 's going on , but i 'm very worried about her . luis : if you 're so damn worried about her , then why do n't you stay the hell away from her ? and stop trying to come between us . [ scene_break ] gwen : get off of me , you -- ethan : gwen , stop ! stop it , stop it ! gwen : psycho ! theresa : you 're not going to steal my child ! i 'll kill you first ! gwen : yeah , this is the thanks i get for keeping you out of jail when you assaulted me ? theresa : gwen , go to hell ! ethan : theresa , stop it ! you 're your own worst enemy here . pilar : she is just trying to protect her daughter . gwen : by attacking me , pilar ? yeah , this is a wonderful example you 're setting as a parent . pilar : how could you , ethan ? how can you take your daughter from her birth mother ? ethan : oh , pilar , how can i not when she 's acting like this -- attacking gwen without provocation ? theresa : she wants my child , ethan ! ethan : enough . jane is my child , too . thanks to you drugging and seducing me , she 's my child , too . gwen : you are such a slut . ethan : no , enough , gwen . you can visit her as often as you want . gwen : yeah , with supervision now . theresa : so there are conditions , huh ? ethan : look , theresa , after your latest little tirade , yeah , it 's only fair , i think . theresa : you know what , ethan ? there 's nothing fair about taking my child from me ! and you -- you 're just doing this to mollify gwen because you feel guilty ! gwen : what would he have to feel guilty about , theresa ? theresa : loving me . gwen : oh , god . here we go . theresa : he may go through the motions of being married to you , gwen , but i 'm the woman in his heart . i 'm the woman that he really loves , and the guilt that he feels over that is eating him alive ! ethan : theresa , stop it . theresa : so how do you feel , gwen ? how does it make you feel to know that a piece of paper -- a marriage license -- is the only reason that ethan is with you ? ethan : theresa , i mean it ! theresa : not very good , i bet ! so why do n't you let him go , gwen ? let him be free to love me . [ scene_break ] man : nice digs , huh ? fancy : they 're all the same . man : are you kidding me ? other women come up here and they swoon over the place , but you , fancy -- you act like you 've been around better . fancy : do n't take it personally . it 's just been a long day , and i 'm tired . man : oh , well , then a drink will perk you right up . fancy : thanks , but i do n't really -- man : no , i insist . fancy : ok , then . man : let 's have a seat . get this party started . fancy : so , tell me about yourself . i do n't even know your name . man : well , that 's on a need - to - know basis , babe . fancy : well , since i 'm in your hotel suite , i think i need to know . man : and i think that you need to work on your drink . fancy : hmm . whatever that was may work on the easily impressed bimbos you bring up here , but not on me . man : that 's too bad . fancy : excuse me , but i do n't like your attitude . man : well , i do n't like the way you were hanging all over me downstairs and then acting like you do n't have a clue why we came back up here . now , you promised to teach me some new tricks if i taught need a lesson . i did . now , i want you to show me some moves that i do n't know . now ! fancy : oh , wait ! stop ! man : oh , no , no , no , no , no . i 'll stop -- once you give me what you 've been promising me all night . and if you do n't give it , i 'm going to take it by force . fancy : no ! get off ! no ! hey ! fancy : get away from me ! man : oh , that 's right , keep screaming . it turns me on . fancy : help ! somebody help me ! man : listen to me . no one can hear you . fancy : let me go ! man : not until you pay me back for cheating ned . fancy : no ! man : agh ! what the -- fancy : ned was right . that guy 's a letch . come on ! come on ! man : come back here , skink ! i 'm not done with you yet . fancy : stay away from me , you perv ! help ! somebody help me ! man : when i catch you , you 're going to be screaming for a different reason ! man : closing in on you , slut . [ scene_break ] ethan : theresa , be quiet . gwen : you know , you better shut that hateful mouth of yours , theresa . ethan has no reason to feel guilty about being with me , because he loves me . theresa : oh , people say that i 'm the one who lives in the fantasy world . he does n't love you , gwen . he loves me , and the guilt that he feels over that is what makes him bow to your every whim ! gwen : you are sick . theresa : you blame me for killing sarah . well , ethan blames himself . you want to know why ? because the night that he found out that you were pregnant -- the night that he was going to marry me -- when he decided to marry you , he married you out of guilt , out of duty , out of obligation , not out of love . and if he would have just followed his heart back to me , instead of trying to do the `` right thing `` by being with you , nothing bad would have happened in l.a. sarah would be alive right now . you 'd be a mother to your own child . ethan would be an involved father with sarah . but he would be married to me , the woman that he really loves . and you would n't be barren . gwen : oh , my god , theresa . ethan : theresa . pilar : theresa , you should be ashamed of yourself . how can you say something like that ? theresa : i 'm not ashamed , mama ! i 'm telling the truth ! pilar : no , you 're crossing a line . theresa : they crossed a line the moment they walked into our home to take my child from me ! gwen : you are hateful . you are evil and you are hateful . theresa : ethan wishes , gwen , that he never married you . he knows now that doing the right thing was really doing the wrong thing when he refused to follow his heart . the lie that he has been living since the moment he got you pregnant is what set this whole thing in motion . gwen : and nothing 's ever your fault , is it , huh ? theresa : it 's not my fault that ethan loves me , gwen . think about it . if he would have just married me , like he was going to in the first place , sarah would be alive . and ethan would be with me , little ethan , and jane . [ scene_break ] katherine : luis , please -- i want you and sheridan to be together . that 's why i left harmony -- so she would n't have to choose between the two of us . luis : then why 'd you come back ? katherine : i had a chance to leave this island where alistair was keeping me a prisoner . i took it . luis : ok . then why are you still here ? katherine : i needed -- i need the time to figure out where i 'm going to go from here . luis : yeah . because the only person that you care about is yourself . it 's the whole reason that you ran off with my father in the first place , so that he 'd protect you . you did n't give a damn that he abandoned his wife and family to do it . katherine : it was n't like that , luis . we told you -- martin and i thought we were doing the very best for our loved ones . we thought we were saving your lives by leaving harmony . luis : no , all you want to do is look good for sheridan . like telling her you believe her about the d.n.a . test ? katherine : i 'm trying to be supportive . luis : no . you want a relationship with her so badly that you 'll say anything , and that 's not right . katherine : that 's not what i 'm doing , luis . luis : you 're hurting sheridan , ok ? it has to stop . tabitha : yeah . typical macho mortal . luis is taking his frustration with sheridan out on her mother . ah . oh , sheridan -- oh , sheridan -- she must be at the hospital by now . yo , bowl , show me the d.n.a . lab at the hospital , and be quick about it . sheridan : dottie , i think marty 's d.n.a . test is wrong . dottie : but , sheridan , i ran -- sheridan : i want the truth . find the truth in the d.n.a . tabitha : that 's it , sheridan . keep pushing till dottie does your bidding . sheridan : find the truth in the d.n.a . [ scene_break ] fancy 's voice : i hate ned for being right about that guy . and i hate myself for not taking his advice . if i make it out of this mess , i 'll find ned somehow and apologize to him . [ phone rings ] man : yeah , what ? a game at the venetian , huh ? yeah , yeah , all right . i 'll -- i 'll meet you there . yeah , my other plans fell through anyway . all right . if i ever get my hands on you , slut , i 'm going to rearrange that pretty face of yours . fancy : i should stay here a while , just to be safe . fancy : oh -- ooh ! ned : what do you know ? it 's my lucky night , after all . [ scene_break ] theresa : you know i 'm right , gwen . you can see it on his face . you can see it in his eyes . i 'm the woman that he loves . i 'm the woman he thinks about all day and all night . and when he 's having sex with you , i 'm the one that he 's making love to in his mind . pilar : theresa ? you 're -- you 're being cruel . theresa : no , mama , i 'm not ! i 'm telling the truth . gwen : well ? i mean , ethan , is -- is what she 's saying true ? god -- when you 're making love to me , are you really thinking about her ? [ scene_break ] luis : how dare you give sheridan false hope , saying you believe that marty is her son ? letting her think that you could stay in harmony when you might just leave at any time ? katherine : i just want sheridan to be happy . luis : now , stay away from her . leave her alone . and stop giving her false hope about marty . stop coming between me and the woman i love . katherine : oh , luis . i want sheridan to be happy . i really do . how can i heal this rift between the two of you ? how can i do that ? oh , i hate this . alistair -- if anyone knows the truth about marty , it 's alistair . sheridan : i want the truth , dottie . it 's in the d.n.a . dottie : sheridan , i told you before , you have the truth . the test showed that beth 's d.n.a . fell within the parameters to be marty 's mother . sheridan : that 's not true . dottie : it is true . i ran the test myself . beth wallace is marty 's mother . sheridan : no , i am . dottie : look , you may be obsessed with the idea of being marty 's mother , but trust me , you 're not ! sheridan : dottie -- i -- i 'm so sorry . i do n't know what came over me . dottie : i do n't , either , but whatever it was , you need to let it go . the d.n.a . tests were accurate . beth is marty 's mother , and that 's the truth . sheridan : no , you 're right . i 'm -- i 'm so sorry . forget -- forget i even came by . dottie : no , sheridan , i 'm always glad to see you . i just -- i worry about you when you get like you were just now . sheridan : yeah . i 'm starting to get worried , too . i feel like i 'm losing my mind again . dottie : look , it is hard for any woman to deal with the loss of a child . what happened was n't your fault . in time , you 'll see that , and start to heal . sheridan : before i go completely crazy ? dottie : sheridan , you 're not crazy . you 're just hurting . sheridan : well , whatever i am , you would n't believe the theories that i 've come up with to make marty my son . i even have myself convinced that beth was my half sister . look , you know , i 'm really sorry for bothering you . dottie : sheridan , wait . beth wallace -- sheridan 's half sister ? tabitha : yes ! do n't just stand there , dottie . follow your hunch . oh . hell 's bells . dottie needs a nudge . oh -- oh , i hope i have enough juice left in me to give her one . double - check the d.n.a . check to see if beth is sheridan 's half sister ! dottie : what if sheridan and beth really are half sisters ? i should double- check to see . tabitha : yes ! oh , sheridan . it wo n't be long now . sheridan : i 've lost everything -- my baby , luis -- god , i lost everything . [ next_on ] ethan : i admit it . i have feelings for theresa . theresa : i knew it . ethan loves me . tabitha : it 's only a matter of time until luis and sheridan are blown sky- high ! sheridan : i ca n't live like this . this has to end .
theresa is thrilled ethan has come to live with her and baby jane , babbling on and on and not letting him get a word in . once she quiets down and he says his piece , she is n't so happy any more , and she does n't believe him , either . gwen comes in and the two start sparring , ending in theresa telling her ethan only married her out of duty , but he really loves theresa and always will . gwen questions him about that , and his answer is n't what she was hoping for . luis and sheridan seem to be making progress in their relationship , getting closer in their feelings about marty being hers , but tabitha ca n't allow that to happen . she summons up all her strength to get sheridan to the dna lab , then eaks out a little more to get dottie to re - check her findings .
gwen : and how are we supposed to do that ? theresa and j.t . cornell are in rome , and we are stuck here in harmony . rebecca : honey , rome is a huge city . all right , what are the chances that she is just going to run into this editor ? i mean , besides , the i.r.s . is after him , so he is on the lam . he 's trying to keep a low profile , and theresa does n't even know what he looks like . gwen : yeah , yet . i mean , crane industries could be sending her his picture as we speak . rebecca : honey , take a deep breath , all right ? there is not a chance in hell that theresa will find j.t . cornell . [ scene_break ] theresa : to you , joe . thank you for buying a fellow american a drink . j.t . : well , we 've all got to stick together when we are in foreign lands . do you speak italian ? theresa : no . uh , no . i thought that my spanish would come in handy , but i was wrong . j.t . : yeah , they both have latin roots but very different . personally , i think that italian is so much more romantic . you know , you 're not going to get to know rome if you sit around this hotel room . what about going out to a club i know ? try it -- the italian nightlife . it 's fun . theresa : i -- look , i 'm -- i 'm in the middle of something . i ca n't . j.t . : my loss . [ phone rings ] excuse me . let me get this . theresa : ok . ethan : i was just up talking to gwen . theresa : how nice for you . ethan : no , i wanted to tell you what jane did . it was so cute . she tried to take the phone out of gwen 's hand . gwen thinks she wanted to talk to me . theresa : that 's adorable . thank you for telling me . ethan : you know , i do try and keep you up to date on jane 's progress . theresa : i know . ethan : i miss her . theresa : you miss her . ethan : i mean , she 's growing so fast . who knows what i 'm going to miss while i 'm gone ? i mean , luckily , gwen is a fiend when it comes to the video camera . every time jane does something new , gwen is right there to record it . theresa : oh , that 's gwen for you . super mom all the time . ethan : do n't . j.t . : ok . move your feet , lose your seat . ethan : i 'm sorry , were you -- were you sitting here ? theresa : oh , ethan , joe . he 's a very nice man who has bought me a drink . j.t . : is this the man you were looking for ? theresa : uh , no . j.t . : ah , well , three is a crowd , as they say . unless you changed your mind about that club . ethan : what club ? j.t . : prometheus . it 's a real hotspot . ethan : sorry . she 's not interested . theresa : actually , you know what ? you 're absolutely right , joe . how can i ever see rome when i am , like , hanging out in a hotel with stuffy americans ? i say let 's get out of here . j.t . : great . ethan : theresa ? theresa : it 's ok , ethan . you know what ? do n't wait up because i do n't know when i 'll be back . ethan : theresa . be careful . [ scene_break ] simone : is this the best or what ? a room service hair stylist . are we living the high life in rome or what ? paloma : and all thanks to alistair 's hidden stash of money . simone : which we have barely put a dent in . i could get used to this . jessica : hey , what are you two whispering about ? paloma : [ speaking italian ] jessica : i am so grateful you two brought me here to rome . it 's like my whole life with spike never happened . simone : it 's over , jess . paloma : yeah , of course we brought you . the three musketeers would be silly with only two . chicas , are we hot or what ? we are here to solve a mystery in the city of lights . simone : yep -- uh , wait . that 's paris . the city of lights -- yeah , rome is the city of love . jessica : mm - hmm , amore . noah : good , you 're still here . hey , hey . look , you guys , i do n't want you to leave the hotel , ok ? we all have to keep an eye on each other . paloma : noah , relax . just sit down and get your hair cut . noah : you know , i 'm going to wait till i see my barber back in harmony , which is soon i hope . jessica : noah . quit being such a spoilsport . we 're in rome , the city of amore . simone and paloma : amore . noah : my amore days are over . fancy hates me . [ scene_break ] beth : so , let 's go explore rome . fancy : i really should n't . i sort of promised i 'd stay with a group . beth : no , do n't go back in there . fancy : why not ? [ dance music playing ] luis ' voice : ca n't find fancy anywhere . oh , i could kill her . how could she sneak out of the hotel knowing that she could be in danger ? fancy : ouch , that hurts . let go of me . beth : oh , i apologize . you know what ? ever since my husband cheated on me , i 've just -- i 've been an emotional wreck . every little thing just sets me off . fancy : oh , honey . beth : do n't go back in there . i mean , i 'm so over men right now . it 's hot . it 's crowded . all those italian guys are just groping you . fancy : yeah , tell me about it . beth : come on , let 's -- let 's just have a girl 's night , ok ? i could take you to so many amazing places you would never see with a tour guide . fancy : that sounds fun . i am not supposed to be alone , but i 've got you , do n't i ? beth : yes . fancy : let 's go see the sights . beth : yay . let 's go . [ scene_break ] simone : yeah , just take -- here . thank you very much . woman : grazie . jessica : thank you . simone : bye - bye , thanks . jessica : well , what do you think ? noah : looks great . i mean , you all look great . jessica : mio fratello . hey , now look . i know you are all messed up missing fancy , so why do n't you hang out here with us ? we can cheer you up . noah : what do you guys have planned ? simone : well , it 's a surprise . noah : ooh , i do n't know . i -- i do n't know if i am in for any more surprises , ok , after that sick e - mail theresa got . i mean , someone lured us all here from harmony to rome and has marked one of us for death . jessica : live fast , die young . paloma : leave a good - looking corpse . noah : that 's not funny , ok ? this is very serious . simone : listen , when three girls have money to burn -- trust me -- it is very , very serious . so , ladies , let 's make the call . paloma : let 's shop till we drop . [ scene_break ] rebecca : honey , would you stop all this pacing ? i 'm getting a crick in my neck just watching you . gwen : mother , i ca n't help it . this whole situation with theresa is making me crazy . rebecca : ok , shall we hide the scalpels then ? gwen : theresa knows that j.t . is in rome . i mean , luis saw him there . he is in their hotel . if theresa finds j.t . , he 's going to tell her everything . rebecca : i know , and then she 'll be able to prove to ethan that you are the one who ruined his life . gwen : uh , we were the ones who ruined his life , remember ? we 're in this sinking boat together . rebecca : gwen , would you stop worrying ? look , all we have to do is contact j -- this guy -- and then convince him that -- that he can just forget all about that we sent that file to his reporter . gwen : and how are we supposed to do that ? we do n't know him . we do n't know how to contact him . rebecca : well , you know , there might be a way . gwen : what does that mean ? rebecca : well , i might know how to get in touch with j.t . cornell . gwen : you know him ? rebecca : well , y - y - yes . gwen : mother , then find that sleazeball . find that sleazeball , and shut him up , please . theresa ca n't find out the truth . [ scene_break ] [ j.t . and theresa laugh ] theresa : i 'm loving it here . love this place . it 's great . j.t . : great , great . theresa : thanks . j.t . : how about a drink ? theresa : yeah , sure . um , uh -- wine spritzer . j.t . : oh , no , not in italy . they take their wine seriously . theresa : ok , then why do n't you surprise me ? j.t . : you got it . theresa : oh - ho , hey , i knew this was too good to last . luis : ha ha , that 's very funny . theresa : mm - hmm . luis : why did you leave the hotel ? theresa : well , i could ask you the same question . luis : you are the one who received a sick e - mail . theresa , we 're supposed to stick together . what are you doing here alone ? theresa : i 'm not alone , ok ? i -- i met a really nice man at the hotel , and we are out to have a great time . luis : oh , that 's great . my sister is out with a perfect stranger . theresa : hey , hey , hey , hey , hold on , mr. gloom and doom . you are the one who told me to just , you know , forget about ethan and move on , and give me a break . i 'm trying . one night . just for one night , please . luis : we 're going back to the hotel . theresa : no , we 're not . luis : theresa . theresa : no -- no , why do n't you take your own advice ? why do n't you go , like , find another woman ? look at -- look around you . luis : that 's great . this coming from you -- the woman who always says that sheridan is going to come back to me . theresa : well , uh , luis , she is like on the other side of the ocean , so maybe a -- a nice , pretty girl , you know , could help you loosen up a bit . luis : you do n't mean that . theresa : no , i do n't . i do n't . ok , i just -- come on , do n't criticize my every move , all right ? all right , what happened to fancy ? you did n't find her . luis : no , i did n't find her . in fact , she 's proving to be rather elusive not to mention stubborn . ca n't believe i signed up for this . theresa : you 're kind of taking this a little seriously , right ? luis : yeah , i am . she 's starting to worry me . in fact , i 'm going to go look for her . theresa : ok , you do that . oh , my god , joe . you -- are -- an -- angel . j.t . : what do you say to champagne ? theresa : i love it . thank you . [ scene_break ] beth : come on , what 's wrong ? fancy : oh , um , it sounds like fun , but , you know , i -- i should go back to the club . beth : oh , but -- lookie what i got . fancy : oh , my -- where did you get that ? beth : i , um , stole it from the waiter 's table when he was n't looking . fancy : you are just like a friend of mine -- esme . she is wild . beth : well , i can be a little wild , i guess . yeah . come on , rome is waiting for us . let 's go . fancy : all right , you 're on . beth : ah , ok , let 's go . champagne ... luis : fancy ! fancy ? ! is that her ? fancy ! what the hell is wrong with her ? fancy ! [ scene_break ] rebecca : honey , would you let go of me ? you know how easily i bruise . gwen : mother , how do you know how to get in touch with the tabloid editor ? rebecca : well , let 's just say that j.t . cornell and i share a past . gwen : as if i do n't know what that means . rebecca : for your information , j.t . and i used to work together . oh , we shared a moment in history as -- as young journalists . gwen : you never worked a day in your life . rebecca : au contraire . there are just parts of my life that i have not chosen to divulge . gwen : like ? rebecca : like for instance , i once tried my hand at roving photojournalism just like jackie o. did before she married jack kennedy . oh , i set out on my own with my trusty little camera to show the world the real u.s. of a . gwen : oh , just like that old `` life `` magazine , right ? rebecca : ah , exactly , except without all those icky poor people . i wanted to show them real americans from millionaires on up , but for some reason blue- blooded society never really accepted me in my new career . gwen : i wonder why that is . could it be that the only photos i ever saw of yours were x - rated ? rebecca : excuse me . i was very dedicated to my profession . i mean , there i was snap , snap , snapping away at every single social function with my trusty nakon . gwen : nikon . rebecca : did they change the name ? gwen : i do n't buy this for a minute . rebecca : wha -- fine . fine . you can be that way . but trust me , i could tell you stories about new york society that would make your hair stand on end . { rebecca : oh , my . it 's so warm in here , j.t . why do n't you take your coat off ? j.t . : mrs. hotchkiss , i ca n't tell you how grateful i am that you 've agreed to help me . rebecca : would you mind if i took your picture ? j.t . : sure , if you want . for your archives ? rebecca : my stud book . ah , ' k . j.t . : i , uh -- i think you have to take the lens cap off . rebecca : oh . [ giggles ] silly me . ha . um , is that this thing ? j.t . : let me . you know , this is my first job out of journalism school , and i can not wait to learn about the ins and outs of high society . rebecca : you and me both , honey . you and me both . } [ scene_break ] ethan : there you are . so where 's your new boyfriend ? theresa : uh , he 's around . you following me ? ethan : you should n't be here . this club 's got a bad rep . theresa : ok . um , who are you ? and , um , i think i 'm allowed to have a good time . i -- i 'm not thinking i need your permission . ethan : theresa , whoever connived to get us all to rome could be watching us at this very moment , all right ? and who knows which one of us is in danger ? theresa : is that the only reason you 're here ? ethan : why else would i ? theresa : maybe you do n't like seeing me out having a good time with other men . ethan : [ scoffs ] do n't be absurd . i 'm worried about you . theresa : of course , you are -- because you love me with every fiber of your being . ethan : do n't be ridiculous . [ scene_break ] jessica : there , you look hot . if you do n't mind hearing that from your sister . you 've got to buy it . noah : jessica , this jacket costs more than i make in a month . jessica : it 's only money . noah : [ sighs ] jessica : but is n't this fantastic ? you ca n't go to the shop , the shop comes to you . noah : yeah , put this back on the rack , please . jessica : noah , no , it looks perfect on you . woman : very sexy , yes . noah : thank you -- thank you , ladies , but look , when i go home , i go back to work as a bartender . where am i going to wear that in harmony ? jessica : please . noah : look , this is your shopping spree , remember ? paloma : he 's got that right . noah : look , not like it 's any of my business or anything , but how are you guys affording to pay for all this stuff ? i mean , theresa is not paying , is she ? all these clothes -- they must cost a fortune . paloma : well , i saved a lot baby - sitting . simone : yeah , and i never used any of the money that i got when i graduated from high school , so ... noah : ok , well , have fun . [ girls cheer ] noah : this is such a waste of time . i have to find lena and shake some answers out of her , and then i can tell fancy the truth . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] spike : hey . lena : what the hell are you doing here ? spike : eh , the monk sent for me . lena : no , impossible . you 're the last person on earth who should be here . spike : oh , really ? and why is that ? lena : because you are the one noah is looking for . if he finds you here , it 's all over . [ scene_break ] beth : beautiful , are n't they ? fancy : uh , yes , but creepy . i 've been to rome many times , and i never knew the ruins were here . beth : just think -- julius caesar could have been standing right where you are now . fancy : let 's hope it 's not when he was stabbed to death . mm , this place is perfect for a horror movie . beth : i know . it 's so secluded that -- that somehow all the sound gets muffled around here . so you could be screaming your head off and not a soul could hear you . fancy : stop it . you 're scaring me . luis : fancy ? ! fancy , where are you ? fancy ! damn it . i know she came in here with that woman . fancy ! [ distant scream ] luis : oh , that does n't sound good . fancy ? [ scene_break ] gwen : come back , little sheba . come back . rebecca : oh , i 'm sorry , sweetheart . i was just remembering when j.t . and i were working on a project together . gwen : when you seduced the poor guy . rebecca : look , he was not poor . he was a college graduate , and he needed my professional advice . it was mutually beneficial . he needed an entree into society , and i needed -- gwen : oh , stop right there . rebecca : fine , let 's just say i was happy to teach him what i knew . { j.t . : i do n't know what i 'm doing wrong . every time i try to interview one of these blue bloods , they immediately clam up and walk away . rebecca : well , maybe you need to perfect your technique . j.t . : well , how do i do that ? rebecca : well , why do n't i show you a little trick i 've learned ? j.t . : mrs. hotchkiss . rebecca : well , that will certainly get their attention . now , what kind of equipment do you bring for these interviews ? j.t . : what do you mean ? rebecca : oh , honey . j.t . : mrs. hotchkiss . rebecca : you know , from what i can see , you have exactly the right equipment to do a very in - depth interview . } [ scene_break ] ethan : i do n't love you , theresa . i 'm worried about you . that 's all . theresa : ok , you just keep telling yourself that . ethan : look , we all agreed that for the moment , we 'll keep an eye on each other 's backs . that 's why i am here . now , you 're not helping any by waltzing off into the night with the first guy that you meet . theresa : actually , joe has been a perfect gentleman , and there he is right now . hi , joe . j.t . : ah , what did i miss ? theresa : ah , well , you know -- i -- j.t . : you again . theresa : yeah , i 'm sorry . he 's like a one - man fan club . j.t . : no offense , guy , but the lady and i are on a date , and you keep popping out of the woodwork . ethan : you know , why do n't you just wait one -- theresa : it 's ok . it 's ok , ethan . it 's ok . you just ignore him , ok ? because he 's , like , an old friend of mine , and i 'm -- right now , i 'm really interested in making new friends . so , see you . let 's go dance , joe . j.t . : mm - hmm . theresa : dance , dance , dance excuse me . [ humming ] whoo ! that 's what i 'm talking about . j.t . : well , you are a lot friendlier . theresa : [ giggles ] well , just keep on dancing , ok ? [ scene_break ] jessica : are you ready ? noah : any time . singer : she 's got starlight in her hair people see her everywhere money do n't matter she 's got style to go she has a secret that they all want to know he looks at her like she 's the only girl blue skies flow in her eyes she 's queen of the world she 's the only girl now , baby , baby the only girl ... she 's the queen of the world noah : you look gorgeous . jessica , you know , i 'm really glad you 're having so much fun again for a change . jessica : thanks , noah . noah : life 's a lot better when you 're not wasted , is n't it ? jessica : yeah , it is . noah : i got to get out of here . i have to find the guy who killed lena 's partner and find the package and get it back to her . then hopefully , the fbi will sweep in and have her arrested , and i can tell fancy the truth . paloma : talking to yourself ? noah : yeah , it 's a bad habit . listen , guys , i have something very important to attend to , so promise me you wo n't leave the hotel until i get back . jessica : sure . simone : i guess . noah : great . all right . now , do n't move . jessica : bye , noah . be careful . noah : see you guys . [ scene_break ] [ scream ] fancy : what was that ? it sounds like a ghost . beth : ooh , maybe it 's julius caesar . fancy : stop it . beth : [ giggles ] it 's just some feral cats . they 're all over rome . poor little things . fancy : well , i 've never heard a creepier sound than that . beth : oh , i have . do n't worry , you get used to it . fancy : not me . beth : oh . fancy : oh , what a shame . that was really good champagne . beth : ah , i 've had plenty . anyway i want to show you -- look , you see that arch down there ? fancy : uh - huh . beth : supposedly , that 's where they used to execute promiscuous women . fancy : that 's terrible . beth : yep , the romans were devoted to a strong family , so any woman that broke up a marriage was severely punished . luis : fancy ! fancy : who is that ? do you hear that ? luis : fancy . fancy : oh . luis : hey . fancy : hi . luis : god . are you ok ? fancy : yeah , i 'm fine . i was with -- oh , my god . that 's funny . beth : luis , damn . i was so close to killing that bitch . [ scene_break ] gwen : mother , i really do n't need the details . rebecca : oh , but that 's where the devil is . { j.t . : mrs. hotchkiss ? you 're amazing . rebecca : i am , are n't i ? so , ready for round three ? j.t . : where did you learn -- rebecca : ah , never you mind , but , you know , i have a lot i could teach a willing student . j.t . : how can i pay my tuition ? rebecca : well , you can start by getting out from under that sheet . oh , i have to get a tripod for that silly camera . j.t . : if all my lessons are going to be like this , i 'm going to owe you so much . rebecca : [ giggles ] you got that straight , mister . } gwen : mother , snap out of it . listen , i do n't care what you used to do with j.t . cornell , but i need to find him . now , do you still have his phone number ? rebecca : uh , yeah , somewhere . gwen : what are these ? rebecca : well , it 's just a few friends . gwen : these are all men . rebecca : well , yeah , what other kind of friend is there ? gwen : oh , my god . oh , my god . here it is -- j.t . cornell . oh , my -- number here . rebecca : oh , yeah , that is his number in rome . he called me right before he split town . oh , you know , after my little `` class , `` he proved to be very talented . gwen : oh , for your sake , you better hope that number still works . rebecca : well , honey , it 's been a while . gwen : call him now . rebecca : fine . fine , you do n't have to get testy . [ scene_break ] j.t . : you are amazing . theresa : oh , thank you . you just keep on dancing , baby . ethan : god , she 's absurd . i know just what she 's doing . she 's trying to make me jealous . well , it 's not going to work , theresa , because i am happy with my wife and my daughter . ethan : i 'm not jealous . i 'm not . i just have to protect theresa . god , i hope that we can get the answers we need and leave rome soon . i have got to get back to gwen and jane . [ scene_break ] spike : well , it 's really nice to see you , too . now , what the hell are you talking about ? what does that fool noah bennett want with me ? lena : do you remember that man you killed ? spike : which one ? lena : focus . it was a few years back downstate in an attic close to that college , remember ? spike : of course i remember that guy . so what ? lena : i told noah a bunch of lies . spike : you know , you are good at that . lena : shut up . i told him that the victim was my partner and that i do n't know who killed him or made off with a certain package . spike : what ? lena : that 's why he thinks he 's been brought here -- to identify and track down the killer for me . spike : that dude is a fool . lena : yes , but if he sees you here , it 's all over . he 'll realize that the whole thing is an elaborate charade to destroy him and that idiot girl , fancy . [ knock on door ] who 's there ? noah : noah bennett . i want some answers . lena : wait . noah : i 've waited long enough . lena : you have to get out of here . spike : oh , really ? where ? noah : i 'm coming in whether you like it or not . lena : what do we do ? spike : listen to me . do n't you worry , ok ? this noah bennett is going to be no problem . lena : a gentleman does n't barge in on a lady . noah : you find me a lady , and i 'll find my manners . lena : i 'd watch that glib tongue of yours if i were you . what do you want ? noah : answers . lena : whatever do you mean ? noah : you brought me all the way out here to rome to find your partner 's killer , and now you just let me hang out ? what is going on ? if you want me to make progress , i need more information . lena : i 've been thinking . you may already have the answers you need . noah : what do you mean ? lena : you say you and maya are the only ones who witnessed the murder that night in the attic . noah : yes , but we never saw the killer . lena : are you sure ? noah : yes , i 'm positive . i told you that from the beginning . lena : over the years , i 've witnessed some very interesting mental phenomena while some of our opponents were being -- questioned . noah : mm , tortured , you mean . lena : memories they did n't even know they had popped into the forefront of their mind . look within yourself . you may have the answers to our mystery already . all you have to do is find the key . noah : you 're nuts . you know that ? i 'm beginning to think that you are lying to me , that this is just some wild goose chase . lena : do n't be absurd . noah : why are you acting so nervous ? lena : i 'm not nervous in the least . noah : you 're hiding someone . who is it ? lena : do n't . [ scene_break ] fancy : where did she go ? luis : hey . hey , what is wrong with you , huh ? i told you not to leave the hotel . you snuck out anyway . fancy : oh , yeah , you 're right . i should n't have done that , but i 'm glad to see you because this place gives me the willies . luis : yeah , right ? well , why did you leave then ? fancy : oh , i told you . i could n't stand being cooped up like that . luis : you promised that you were going to stay . you know , i -- i do n't want you out here , especially alone . fancy : i 'm not alone . i 'm with a friend . where is she ? luis : what ? who ? the girl that you were with at the club ? fancy : yeah , yeah , yeah , she -- she was here a second ago . she 's that american girl that i met at that café . luis : yeah , right . well , why would she walk off and leave you out here alone ? fancy : i do n't know . maybe she had to go to the bathroom . luis : well , come on , let 's get the hell out of here . this place gives me the creeps . it 's too isolated . let 's go out to the streets where there are people . fancy : no -- no , no , no , no -- no , i ca n't just walk away and leave her . please look around . she has to be here somewhere . luis : all right . [ scene_break ] j.t . 's voice : hey , hey , it 's joe . you know what to do . rebecca : j.t . , honey ? hi , it 's rebecca , your , uh , teacher . oh , i do hope you 've been a good boy , or i 'm going to have to discipline you . gwen : get to the point . rebecca : i got his machine . hi , j.t . ? yeah , listen , this is very , very urgent . you have to hightail it out of rome as soon as you can . yes , i have a very good friend who told me that the i.r.s . is after you , and they could come crashing through your door at any minute . but listen , do n't talk to anyone , especially not any haggard - looking latino women who wear too much eye makeup . i have it on very good authority that the i.r.s . hired a bunch of them from the border to do their dirty work , and you know what they 're like . i mean , they 're like ravenous dogs . so get out of rome as soon as you can , all right ? and then once you do , call me on my special number . oh , and be careful . there . are you happy now ? gwen : no , not till he calls back . rebecca : honey , you are overreacting . theresa would n't know j.t . cornell from a hole in the ground . gwen : uh , what if crane industries sends her his photo ? [ scene_break ] j.t . : oh , you are the hottest thing to come around since -- theresa : ah , since when ? j.t . : nothing . it was a long time ago in new york . ethan : theresa , what 's wrong with you ? all right , i have had enough of this . [ phone rings ] ethan winthrop . michael : mr. winthrop , it 's michael at the crane security office . has mrs. crane seen the photo of j.t . cornell we faxed ? ethan : i do n't know . you can e - mail it to my phone , and i can show it to her if you 'd like . michael : i 'll transmit it now . ethan : all right , thank you , michael . ethan : this ca n't be j.t . cornell . i mean , this -- this is the same guy that theresa is dancing with . theresa , no ! theresa , wait ! [ scene_break ] paloma : you take dollars , do n't you ? woman : si , of course . paloma : and this is for bringing all these clothes up to our room . you 'll be rehanging them all night . woman : oh , grazie mille , signorina , grazie . paloma : grazie , grazie . jessica : we look hot . paloma : i know . simone : i wonder when noah is coming back . jessica : i do n't know . he said he had something important to do . paloma : i guess we 're on our own . simone : no , no , no . we ca n't leave . we are not supposed to be alone , remember ? paloma : there are three of us , simone . do you call that alone ? come on . how many times will we be here in rome with all this money ? simone : well , ok , let 's just paint the town red . all : yay ! [ scene_break ] lena : oh , there they are . i 've been looking all over for these shoes . noah : what are you hiding ? lena : do n't make me lose my temper , noah . i 'm not hiding anything . [ scene_break ] fancy : ouch . luis : what happened ? fancy : i banged my knee . yeah . trust me , i 've proved i 'm a klutz in almost every country in the world . luis : all right , do n't hurt yourself , ok ? fancy : i do n't know where my friend went , but i guess she left . that 's so odd . i hope she 's ok . she was really sweet . luis : yeah , well , can we -- can we get out of here ? this place is kind of freaking me out . fancy : beware of the ghosts of rome that walk at night . luis : all right , do n't start with me , ok ? seriously , those skeletons in the catacombs -- they already filled my creep quota for the year . fancy : yeah , you never know when danger is lurking around the corner . luis : yeah , that 's what scares me . can we go ? fancy : ok . luis : come on . all right ? beth : little blonde bitch , just throwing herself at him , snuggling all up to his body . whore . she 's worse than auntie sher - sher . you are not going to get away with it . you are dead , fancy crane -- dead . [ next_on ] beth : some women just beg to be taught a lesson . theresa : fate is smiling down on me . gwen : please tell me that is not theresa you were talking to .
gwen is totally freaking out at the thought that theresa and jt , the editor of the tabloid who knows she is the one who sent the information about ethan to it , are both in rome and she might find the proof she needs to get ethan back . rebecca , however , remains cool and calm , since she has a history with jt and even has his private number . she calls and leaves a message for him , saying the irs is on his trail and he needs to leave rome immediately . in rome , theresa is dancing with jt at that very moment , while ethan watches and fumes with jealousy . he receives a picture of jt on his cell phone , but before he can show theresa , she and jt disappear into the night .
sheridan : luis never would have chosen fancy over me if she had n't have brainwashed him . because everyone knows that he and i were meant to be together . i would be with him right now if had n't done the honorable thing and stayed with chris . that will teach me for being so unselfish . god . me and my damn temper . ok , it 's ok . i just need to get a grip and figure out a way to get my niece 's claws out of luis -- just another chance to show him how wrong she is for him , that she 's just a rebound because i rejected him . but now i 'm free to be with him . so he can dump her and be with me . but she 's the one with him , not me . how can i stop them from being close to each other when i ca n't even get into the prison ? [ sighs ] and now i ca n't even watch them on the nanny - cam that fancy set up to spy on me . sheridan : i 've got to get this thing working again so i can keep an eye on them . sheridan : oh , damn it ! [ scene_break ] luis : look , we 've got to exercise a little more self - control than this . fancy : oh , i ca n't do that . not when i do n't know how much more time we 'll have together . luis : we 're not going to have any time together if one of the guards comes in and sees us like this . fancy : yeah , well i 'm a guard . i was hired fair and square . ok , so i faked my resume and used a phony name , but everyone thinks i work here . luis : yeah , well even those morons are going to figure it out if they come in and see us together . fancy : stop worrying so much . there 's only one nurse on duty and she 's already made her rounds in this wing , so , um , we 'll be fine for the rest of the night . luis : you mean -- fancy : mm - hmm . i mean you 've got yourself a sleep - over , prisoner lopez- fitzgerald . luis : sleep - over , huh ? fancy : mm - hmm . fancy : what 's the matter ? never had a sleep - over with a prison guard before ? luis : ca n't say that i have , no . fancy : [ chuckles ] [ scene_break ] ivy : oh , my god , ethan ! i just heard about the fire in the mausoleum ! are you all right ? ethan : yes , i 'm -- i 've been better , but considering what might have been , i 'm great . ivy : oh , honey , i 'm going to call george . i 'm going to have him bring the car around . we 're going to take you to the hospital and get you checked out . ethan : stop , stop , stop , stop ! eve already took care of that , mother . she gave me some oxygen to get the smoke out of my lungs , and i actually got some rest . i feel fine , ok ? ivy : oh , honey . i have never been so scared . you were almost killed . ethan : i was n't killed , though . ivy : well , not this time . i hope you 've learned a lesson you should have learned a long time ago . ethan : meaning what ? ivy : meaning that theresa lopez - fitzgerald - crane - casey , whatever the hell her name is now , is hazardous to your health . i mean , the girl should come with a warning from the surgeon general posted across her chest . ethan : mother , mother -- ivy : do n't `` mother `` me , ethan . not this time . she almost got you killed . you would n't even have been in that -- that fire if it had n't have been for theresa and her never - ending drama - queen existence . she almost killed you . now , you have to promise me you are never going to see her again . [ scene_break ] julian : hello , eve . eve : julian , i do n't have anything to say to you , and i am very busy right now . so if you could please go . julian : it 's really rather important . eve : then i think you should tell it to someone who cares . you know , like ivy , the ex that you like sleeping with so much . julian : well , it does n't concern her , actually . it 's a medical matter . eve : well , there 's plenty of doctors in the hospital . julian : i received this very peculiar text message from someone who did not identify themselves . eve : julian , i mean it . now , if you do n't go right now -- julian : they told me i should check my son 's dna . eve : your son ? the son that we had together ? julian : well , they -- they did n't spell it out , but that 's how i took it , yes . [ scene_break ] vincent : you know , you 've meant so much to me , chad . you know ? you ca n't hate me because i 'm getting attached . i -- i just hate that i have to let you go . chad : yeah , well , you need to get used to that . vincent : no , i -- i know . and i will . it 's just hard , thinking that we 're over . whitney : oh , my god . theresa : what ? oh , no . [ scene_break ] eve : ok , well , tell me what the text message said . tell me word for word . julian : well , i still have it . why do n't you read it . eve : i see the sender blocked his phone number and name . julian : that 's what i told you . eve : you do n't have any idea who this is from ? julian : none at all . i 've been wracking my brain ever since . eve : well , then it must be about our missing son , because valerie found him . julian : well , yes , but she also said that his dna checked out , that he was a match with us . eve : well , that does n't make any sense , because this message is worded as if it 's a warning . julian : yes , well , that 's how i took it , as well . eve : well , maybe it 's not about our son . maybe it 's about fox . julian : what do you mean ? eve : julian , has n't it ever occurred to you that maybe ivy 's lied to you about fox , as well ? i mean , the same way she lied to you about ethan being your son all those years , and then you find out that sam bennett 's really his father . julian : there 's no way . i know fox is my son . i 've never been more certain of anything in my life . eve : think what would happen if the truth came out . julian : oh , please . do you really think ivy would -- julian : what am i saying ? eve : exactly ! i mean , come on , this is ivy we 're talking about . julian : at least i still make you laugh . eve : well , we never had any problems in that area . julian : what if none of my children are really mine ? it was , uh , my jealousy . eve : and your temper and cheating on me . julian : oh , i never thought you 'd give me another chance . eve : you know what ? let 's just not even argue about it , because it 's just water under the bridge , so -- julian : eve ... you know , it does n't have to be . i can change . you 've -- you 've seen me change . i can do it again , only -- only this time it will last . my god , i love you so very much . please , just give me one more chance to make it right with us . it 's not too late . eve : it 's too late for me , julian . i 'm sorry . you do n't know how sorry i am . julian : all right , i wo n't -- i wo n't press you on that . julian : do you think that perhaps you could run a -- well , check fox 's dna ? i mean , because if he 's not my biological son , i really would like to know before i have to read about it in a tabloid expose . eve : yeah , that reminds me . do you remember that creep j.t . cornell ? the guy that was murdered at whitney 's wedding ? julian : how could i ever get the picture out of my mind of his body inside a wedding cake ? eve : well , remember there was some computer memory stick . julian : yes , it never turned up . eve : well , maybe one of the secrets on it had something to do with fox 's dna . julian : well , perhaps . could you -- eve : yeah , i -- i 'm doing it . i 'm going to run fox 's dna against yours and see if there 's a match . it wo n't take very long . you can wait , if you want . julian : thank you . [ scene_break ] ethan : iste you now what ivy : no you are not . you are not going to walk away until you can explain to me why you are still panting after her . ethan , you are at a crossroads in your life . gwen is gone , and theresa has finally married another man , god help him . you have no legal ties to her . and from what i understand , she wants to have a baby with jared . ethan : that is never going to happen . ivy : the point is , there is no reason for you to ever have anything else to do with her ever again . ethan : oh , except that i love her , mother . ivy : oh , ethan ! please explain to me how you can possibly love a lying , conniving , manipulating little bitch ! rebecca : ah , well , it seems i 'm just in time . you must be talking about theresa . [ scene_break ] theresa : oh , my god . whitney : this does n't make any sense . this is a gay bar . theresa : no kidding . this is vincent 's big surprise . whitney : ok , wait a second . so you think that vincent 's gay and this is his way of coming out to the world ? theresa : yeah , i mean , maybe . whitney : yeah , but why would he bother telling me ? i do n't care . i do n't care if he 's gay . i do n't care if he 's green . i do n't care what he does with his personal life . theresa : well , you did hook him up with valerie . maybe he feels guilty . whitney : vincent ? i doubt it . oh , my god . i 'm sure valerie did n't know that he was gay . i mean , she thinks that he was having an affair , you know , with another woman . oh , my god , you know what this means ? theresa : what ? whitney : when i caught vincent at the motel , there must have been another man in the bathroom . theresa : could be . whitney : yeah . but i still do n't understand why he would bother telling me . i do n't care who vincent sleeps with . his personal life has absolutely nothing to do with me . [ scene_break ] chad : all right , cut it out . i told you i was through with all that . vincent : yeah , and i 'm trying to accept it , man . it 's just that whenever i 'm close to you , i start thinking about what we have together . you know we 're good . you ca n't deny it either . you and i have something rare , once in a lifetime . chad : no , we had something . but that -- whatever it was -- it 's over . i told you , i love my wife . vincent : oh , man , do n't get so hung up on the words . love , sex , what 's the difference ? i do n't know how you can walk away from this . i 'll never meet anyone who makes me feel so good , the way you do . [ scene_break ] fancy : i never dreamed our first time would be in a place like this . luis : what , you mean on this incredible , deserted , tropical island i swept you off to ? fancy : what ? oh , yeah , yeah -- that 's exactly what i mean . luis : yeah . fancy : what beautiful palm trees . luis : oh , yeah . look , you can see them swaying in the breeze . fancy : uh - huh . luis : [ whispering ] listen . hear that ? it 's the ocean and the waves lapping gently against the shore . fancy : it 's perfect . perfect time and perfect place . luis : perfect woman . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i 've got it . now , all i 've got to do is hope that fancy did n't remember to undo the nanny - cam in luis ' cubicle . [ sighs ] come on ! come on ! sheridan : no ! i ca n't let this happen ! wait a minute . what am i going to do ? they 're not going to let me in there . i 've got to stop them . sheridan : i need to speak to the warden . now ! luis : wow . beautiful . fancy : i love you , luis . [ footsteps approaching ] prison guard : look what we have here . sheridan : five more minutes and she would have had him . but i 'm too smart for you , fancy . you lose again . you 'll never know what it 's really like to be loved by luis . [ scene_break ] rebecca : now , let me see , ivy . you said lying , cheating , manipulating -- ah , you left out two - timing . ethan : rebecca , zip it . rebecca : oh , and cheap ! yeah , now that is our little theresita . so , what did i miss ? ivy : i have just been trying to get through to ethan about her . rebecca : oh , and he was n't listening , as usual . no , no , no , you see , she has him wrapped around her little , um -- ethan : rebecca ! enough , ok ? rebecca : hey , i was talking to your mother . you know , with all the money that these nations are spending on these weapons of mass destruction , why do n't we just farm theresa out ? ivy : [ chuckles ] ethan : oh , my god . rebecca : what ? what did she do this time ? oh , i got it ! she put more poison in the guacamole . ethan : the guacamole was an accident . it was meant for alistair , ok ? rebecca : come on , ethan , please . her resume reads like a bad novel . oh , poor , poor , pitiful theresa ! ivy : he almost died tonight because of her . rebecca : oh , i 'm afraid i ca n't say he does n't deserve it after what he did to my gwennie . ethan : excuse me , your daughter left me . rebecca : because of theresa . always because of theresa . and , you know , quite frankly , i think you deserve whatever you get if you do not take this opportunity to get that little tramp out of your life . ivy : that 's what i 've been trying to tell him . she is married to jared . they want to have a baby . rebecca : as if a simple wedding band is going to keep her from chasing ethan . please , do n't you remember how she got herself impregnated by julian when he was engaged to me ? and i 'm sorry , ivy , but i have very little sympathy for your son when he defends her over everybody , including his wonderful , loyal wife . ivy : how is gwen ? have you heard from her ? rebecca : yeah , i spoke to her . and she says she 's ok , but i -- i just do n't believe it . ethan spoke to her , too . ivy : you did ? you did n't tell me that . ethan : there was nothing to say . she did n't even want to hear my voice and there was someone else with her . rebecca : you know , the worst thing is that we have absolutely no idea where she is . ethan : well , i 'm sure she 'll tell us in her own good time . but it 's obvious that she 's moved on . rebecca : i would not be so sure about that , all right ? i mean , something is not right . i -- i can feel it . you know , you need to call her again . ethan : call -- no ! not after the way she talked to me last time . no way . rebecca : oh , that 's right . you 're far too busy chasing after that little tart who keeps marrying other men and having their babies . ethan , look at it ! i mean , she is married to jared . she is going to have his baby , the same way she had julian 's the minute my back was turned . [ scene_break ] julian : i must say , i love fox so much , there 's nothing i would n't do for him if it turns out he 's not my real son . eve : ivy will have hoodwinked you again . julian : [ sighs ] how much longer is this going to take ? eve : almost there . come around and look at this . julian : what am i looking at ? eve : ok , since fox was in the hospital recently , we have his dna on file . so i ran his dna against yours . there 's a few indicators we look for , so look at the numbers in column `` b. `` julian : yes , yes -- they 're the same . eve : yes , they are . you and fox have nearly identical dna . he 's your son , julian . julian : thank god . julian : then what the hell did that text message mean if it was n't about our son or about fox ? it must be about little ethan . what if that message about checking out my son 's dna was about the child i had with theresa ? [ scene_break ] whitney : do you see him anywhere ? theresa : vincent ? no , it 's pretty crowded in here . um , i did n't know that harmony had such a big gay population . whitney : me either . [ gasps ] is n't that that guy that runs the dry cleaners ? theresa : yup . do n't point , he 'll be embarrassed . whitney : you think ? nobody around here looks very shy , if you know what i mean . theresa : mm - hmm . whitney : um , he 's not here anywhere . and you know what ? it 's just as well . theresa : why do you say that ? whitney : well , because chad does n't like vincent . and he probably would n't like me meeting him here . but you know what ? it is starting to make sense . theresa : what ? whitney : well , remember i was telling you that chad was acting awfully homophobic ? theresa : yeah . whitney : yeah . theresa : and it seemed really out of character for him . whitney : yeah , yeah . well , i think that chad maybe sensed or knew that vincent was gay . you know , he just kind of weirded out about it and started -- you know how he was behaving towards my sister and rae . theresa : yeah , and those , uh , two guys with the little boy that plays with miles . whitney : yeah , it just completely came out of nowhere . and this whole anti - gay thing has just really thrown me for a loop . yeah , he would n't like it at all if he caught me in a place like this . theresa : ok . well , he 's not going to hear about it from me . [ scene_break ] vincent : then , there 's the way you look in those black jeans -- chad : yeah , you can stop any time now . vincent : i 'm just getting warmed up , baby . i 've got a long list of reasons why i do n't want to leave you . chad : i 'm not interested . vincent : liar . chad : look , it does n't matter what we had . i want to be with my wife , and only my wife . ok , man , i want to be a good husband and a good father , and it does n't include hooking up with you ever again . chad : i got ta go . vincent : if you must . chad : oh , my god . vincent : what 's the matter ? chad : it 's whitney . she ca n't see us here together . chad : whitney ca n't find me here with you , man . i got ta get out of here . vincent : oh , i feel for you , man . but if you try to get past her and her friend , she 's definitely going to see you . chad : oh , man , i am done . i ca n't explain my way out of this one . vincent : cool your jets . follow me . chad : yeah , where you going ? vincent : to save your cute butt , if that 's what you want . chad : you know that 's what i want . wait , wait , wait -- why are you trying to help me ? i mean , you 've been trying to blow my cover to whitney for weeks now . vincent : i was upset . all right ? but i do n't want to see you get busted . so , you coming or not ? [ scene_break ] whitney : um , vincent 's not here anywhere . theresa : no . whitney : besides , you know what ? if all he wanted to do was come out of the closet , i do n't care . why would he make the big announcement to me ? theresa : i do n't know , whitney . maybe this has been weighing on him , and he just felt this need to tell someone . i know what that feels like . whitney : and you know what ? you could get over that feeling if you went ahead and told ethan the truth about his son . theresa : yeah , i want to . i want to tell him so bad , but i ca n't , you know ? i mean , to me , lives are at stake . and even if i could tell him , whitney , he would just hate me forever . [ scene_break ] ethan : look , if you two want to bash theresa , fine , but you 'll do it without me , ok ? ivy : no , ethan , please do n't go . i 'm sorry -- you know , we just want to spare you any more agony at the hands of that woman . ethan : well , mother , i happen to love that woman , ok ? ndretiipit whatsoever , i suggest you stop badmouthing her . it 's not going to change how i feel , all right ? that 's the end of the story . have a good night . ivy : can you believe him ? after everything that that tramp has done . what am i going to do ? rebecca : you 're looking at the wrong person here . i mean , i have done everything i can think of , and she still keeps coming at us , like a little terminator . oh , that poor jared casey has no idea what he has married . ivy : that 's just what i 'm talking about . she 's married to another man and ethan still wo n't let her go . rebecca : wait . maybe there is something we can use to wake up ethan , hmm ? look , we all know that theresa has this deep , dark secret -- the one the blackmailer is using against her . well , it must be pretty bad . i mean , she 's probably afraid she 'd lose ethan over it . ivy : what good is it if we do n't know what it is ? rebecca : we find out . we sniff it out . until we get to the bottom of it . and then we see how long ethan still loves theresa . [ both chuckle ] [ scene_break ] julian : what if this text message is n't a prank ? what if the son i 'm supposed to compare my dna with is little ethan ? eve : well , we 'll know in a minute , because i 'm cross - checking it right now . all right , i have the results . now , we 're looking for the same indicators that i just showed you . and you can see little ethan 's dna matches up there with theresa 's . eve : but not with yours , julian . julian : what do you mean ? eve : i mean you are not little ethan 's biological father . [ scene_break ] guard : i always knew you did n't fit in around here , chickie . you ai n't no guard . fancy : uh , i am too . i 'm sorry , i just got carried away with the prisoner . guard : yeah , right . just like last time . you 're the girl the warden 's been turning this place upside down looking for all week . you 're fancy crane . fancy : no ! guard : you 're in trouble , blondie -- big trouble . fancy : ok , you do n't have to tell the warden about this . we can work something out . guard : as much as i might like that , i ai n't making no deals . besides , it 's too late . what do you think i 'm doing here anyway ? the warden got a phone call from outside , tipping him off that you were in here . fancy : are you sure ? guard : yeah , i 'm sure . the warden 's on to you . he told me to tell you you were relieved of your duties , asap and do n't come back , unless you want him to press charges . fancy : ok , you 've got it all wrong -- luis : no , no , it 's ok , fancy . do n't do this . you just tell the warden this is my fault . guard : save it , buster . you 're both in hot water . the party 's over . get your clothes on . my orders are to escort you out of the prison . fancy : well , i ca n't very well get dressed with you standing there . luis : yeah . guard : i 'll be right here . fancy : i am so sorry . luis : do n't blame yourself . i should have never let things get so out of control . fancy : yeah , i wanted them to . so , you do n't blame yourself , luis . luis : well , who else am i supposed to blame ? sheridan : that was n't too difficult . you see , fancy , i can have anything i want . and what i want is luis . [ scene_break ] theresa : any luck ? whitney : i did see the guy that works at the laundromat , the other guy that mows my mother 's lawn , and that nice clerk at the bank . theresa : but no vincent . whitney : no , no vincent . i do n't know why he would go through so much trouble to get me here . but one thing 's for sure -- it was n't to see him . theresa : maybe . whitney : i mean , whatever game he 's playing , i 'm done . let 's just go . theresa : ok . whitney : ok . [ scene_break ] chad : well , you set this up , did n't you ? you set it up so whitney would come here and catch us together . vincent : you do n't know that . chad : you set this up so my wife would come here and you could scare me into staying with you , did n't you ? just admit it , vincent . you got my wife to come here , did n't you ? chad : damn it ! what the hell are you doing to me , huh ? you ca n't tell whitney anything , ok ? not one word . vincent : or what , hmm ? you going to take a shot at me again , hmm ? are you packing in that , or what ? chad : no , i do n't need the gun for what i should have done months ago . vincent : [ laughs ] mm -- ouch . chad : oh , i 'm not done yet . i 'm sick of you , man . i 'm sick of your threats . i 'm not going to let you destroy everything that i hold near and dear . vincent : do n't stop now . you remember how turned on our boys got in our favorite movie when they started cowboy tussling ? chad : shut up . vincent : [ laughs ] or what , hmm ? i do n't -- i did n't hear you . what did you say ? chad : oh , what , you want me to hit you again ? it would be my pleasure . chad : get off of me ! vincent : you know you want me , hmm ? [ scene_break ] bartender : hey there , ladies . is one of you named whitney ? whitney : yeah , that 's me . bartender : i did n't mean to scare you . we just do n't get too many women in here , you know , so i figured -- theresa : oh , how did you know her name was whitney ? bartender : i 'm supposed to give this to you . right now , in fact . whitney : [ sighs ] who told you to give this to me ? bartender : i do n't know . maybe it says in there . theresa : it 's got to be from vincent . open it up . theresa : ok , what 's it say ? whitney : it says , `` come to the storage room . `` well , do you have a storage room ? bartender : yeah , in the back . theresa : ok , so why would vincent tell you to go there ? whitney : only one way to find out . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i did it . i kept them from making love , and i did n't even need spike 's help to get me in the prison this time . fancy : [ gasps ] oh , i knew i would find you in my room . i knew you were the one who must have called the prison warden about me and luis . how dare you spy on us ! sheridan : you were the one who set up the nanny - cam and were stupid enough to leave it hooked up next to luis ' bed . did you forget to disconnect it ? or were you so hell - bent on stealing luis away from me that you forgot you were taping yourself ? fancy : oh , damn you , sheridan . i am not stealing luis from you or anyone . he 's told you it was over between you two . i 've heard him tell you myself . what more do you need to hear ? sheridan : that he finally realizes that he 's with the wrong woman . you know what ? you deserve to be busted , because you were dressed up as a prison guard . i was only doing my civic duty by reporting you . fancy : oh , this coming from someone who posed as a nun to sneak into the prison . sheridan : you know what ? i liked my costume better . besides , i will do whatever it takes to be with the man i love . fancy : hmm , even if he does n't love you . sheridan : luis has been through so much , he does n't know what he 's feeling right now . fancy : you say you love luis , but you could n't possibly . he is alone , with no one to help him now . are you proud of yourself ? sheridan : proud ? no . but if i ca n't be in there , then you ca n't either . so now we 're even . fancy : that 's all you care about -- some competition with me . luis is sentenced to die . sheridan : that 's not my fault . fancy : god , i do n't know how you look in the mirror , sheridan . now luis is in more danger than ever , and if anything happens to him in there , it 's going to be on your head . [ scene_break ] [ footsteps ] guard : i got good news and bad news . luis : [ sighs ] something tells me you 're going to tell me what it is , whether i want to hear it or not . guard : you 're going back to your old cell soon -- back in general population . luis : what are you talking about ? i thought death row inmates spent time in solitary . guard : oh , the warden 's making a special exception in your case . that 's the good news . luis : ok , so what 's the bad news ? guard : well , you know how your fellow inmates feel about ex - cops . luis : oh , i can handle that . guard : maybe you could have . but there 's something else . the warden 's taking away privileges from everyone on your cell block , telling them it 's on account of you breaking the rules . luis : well , that does n't seem fair . guard : they 're not going to like that at all . i 'm already taking bets on how long it 'll take you to end up back here in the prison infirmary . that is , if you 're still alive when they 're through with you . [ chuckles ] [ scene_break ] julian : little ethan has to be my son , because theresa got pregnant the night that we were supposedly married in bermuda . eve : the night that both of you were so drunk you do n't even remember whether anything happened . and , julian , can you be 1000 % sure that you were even able to consummate the relationship with her ? julian : eve , that 's only happened to me that one time . eve : julian , i 'm just asking because , according to this , little ethan ca n't be your biological son . julian : theresa is going to be as shocked as -- julian : wait a minute . julian : i bet that little bitch has known all along . eve : julian , you do n't know that . julian : she 's had to have known . she just did n't tell anyone , because she likes the fact that her little boy 's last name is crane . it has entitled her to manage the estate since he is the heir to the estate . but he is not ! oh , my god . eve : oh , god , what are you thinking ? julian : what a jerk i have been . it all makes sense . i know who little ethan 's real father is . [ scene_break ] ethan : hey , theresa , uh , it 's me . uh , i was hoping to get you in person , but i guess this message will have to do . look , i just want to say that i love you , and i do n't care about this blackmailer . i do n't care about anybody else . nothing 's going to keep us from being together , ok ? you 're my life . nothing 's going to change that . [ scene_break ] rebecca : [ sighs ] if only my sweet j.t . were still alive . i knew i could coax a secret out of him . ivy : well , be that as it may , it 's gone now . rebecca : mm , yeah , and that cute little usb stick thingie . you know , the one that had all the secrets on it . i mean , all we have to do is find it . ivy : apparently , it did n't just contain theresa 's secrets . it had things that could damage a lot of people . i mean , you have no idea where it could be ? rebecca : ivy , please . if i did , do you really think i 'd be standing here drinking with you ? [ scene_break ] whitney : well , here it is . theresa : do you really want to do this , because we could just go . whitney : no , no , no , let 's just do it . we 've already come this far , you know . let 's see what vincent 's big surprise is . [ loud crash ] whitney : oh -- whitney : no . theresa : oh , my god . [ next_on ] woman : we 're coming to test you , tabitha , to see if you 're a good witch or a bad witch . julian : theresa , she has been lying all along . whitney : do not get near me , chad !
julian goes to eve to see if fox is his son . fox is so they check little ethan . julian finds out that he is not the father . theresa and whitney still looks for vincent . chad and vincent are in the store room and have a fist fight that turns into passion . whitney receives a note from the bartender and it says go to the store room . theresa and whitney go and open the door and are shocked to see what is happening . ivy goes to see ethan after hearing about the fire . rebecca comes in and they discuss how theresa almost killed him again . ethan leaves to call theresa and ivy and rebecca discuss where jt 's memory stick could be . sheridan fixes the laptop so she can spy on luis . she sees fancy and him about to make love and she calls the warden . a guard goes to luis and stops what is happening . the guard tells luis that he will be back with the general prisoners . the question is will he survive the other prisoners since he is an ex - cop . fancy goes back home and sheridan is ready to tell her off . until next week . have a good holiday weekend .
fancy : i should stay here a while just to be safe . [ noise ] fancy : oh ! oh , my god . ned : what do you know ? it 's my lucky night after all . fancy : you ? get off me ! ned : well , who fell on who ? so are you here to keep me company ? fancy : as if . ned : what 's keeping you ? if you work hard enough , you can treat dozens of guys like dirt tonight . fancy : help ! somebody help me ! man : listen to me -- no one can hear you ! ned : i 'm sorry , i -- you 're shaking like a leaf . what 's happened to you ? [ scene_break ] gwen : ethan , is she right ? when you 're making love to me , are you really thinking about her ? theresa : tell her , ethan . tell her what we both know in our souls is true -- that you love me and only me . no matter what your wife says , no matter what she does , i 'm the one in your heart . pilar : theresa , stop it . theresa : mama , you 're the one who always says secrets are going to come out . and if you were honest with yourself , you 'd admit that you already know the truth . now , tell her . tell your wife that you love me . [ scene_break ] tabitha : beth and sheridan , half sisters . redo the d.n.a . test , dottie . redo the test . sheridan : you would n't believe the theories that i have come up with to make marty my son . i even had myself convinced that beth was my half sister . look , you know , i 'm really sorry for bothering you . dottie : maybe i can at least check the test results . tabitha : have i got it or have i got it ? oh , endora . i wish you were awake to watch this . test results are going to be very different when dottie realizes that sheridan and beth are half sisters . half sisters , half sisters . redo the test . dottie : if beth wallace was sheridan 's half sister , the test results could be completely different . sheridan : hello ? alone again . guess i 'd better get used to this . luis : sheridan . hey . where have you been ? you know , i was looking all over for you . i was worried about you . sheridan : i ca n't do this anymore , luis . i ca n't live like this . i 'm sorry , but this has to end . luis : what ? what has to end ? sheridan , you told me at the park that you did n't want to break up . have you changed your mind ? sheridan : no . luis , that 's just it . i do n't want to break up . i love you . i 've loved you since the day that i met you . but i ca n't go on like this , not when you do n't believe me or trust a word that i say . luis : well , it 's not that i never believe you , sheridan . look , it 's just this one thing . sheridan : yeah , this one thing that means to the world to me -- our son . luis , you dismiss the possibility that he 's alive and well and living with beth . luis : sheridan , we can not keep going round and round like this , ok ? we had the d.n.a . test done , ok , at your insistence , and your friend dottie did the test . it proved that beth is marty 's mother , ok ? sheridan : well , the test is wrong ! beth is not marty 's mother . i am ! tabitha : dottie , redo the d.n.a . test . redo the d.n.a . test . redo the d.n.a . test . dottie : what am i thinking ? i mean , it 's practically impossible for sheridan to be marty 's mother . i 've already found the proof . beth is the mother , and sheridan 's idea that beth could be her secret half sister is just a pipe dream . tabitha : oh , dottie , you mindless twit ! i am not about to let your silly , mortal sense of logic wreck my perfect plan to destroy luis and sheridan . listen to me , dottie ! forget logic . go with your mind , not your heart . prove that sheridan has been right all along and luis has been wrong , and she will never forgive him for not believing that marty is their child together . it 'll break them up for good . come on , dottie . go for it ! run the test again . the truth is in the d.n.a . dottie : why do i have the feeling i 've made a mistake ? do n't be ridiculous , i never mistakes . and i checked the comparison between beth and marty twice . tabitha : oh , you fool ! endora , i 'm sorry to wake you , darling , but mommy needs some more juice . oh ! oh , thank you , sweetheart . you can go back to sleep now . dottie , do the bloody test again ! dottie : could i have made a mistake with sheridan 's test ? well , it would n't hurt to check . bernard ? yeah , it 's dottie . i need your help in the lab right away . [ scene_break ] ethan : will you stop -- will you stop this , please ? just stop it . it 's not -- it 's not going to work . theresa : well , it seemed to . you were remembering , were n't you ? gwen : i mean , she 's right , ethan . you were . pilar : theresa , you should be ashamed of yourself . gwen : well , i 've seen enough and i 've heard enough . you know , ethan , i have my pride , too . i 'm not going to be like ivy trying to hold her head up all those years while julian slept with every low - class tramp in town . you know , so if you really would really rather be with her , then just do it . just stay here with her and with jane and let me move on . you 've got to stop torturing me like this . ethan : gwen , gwen , gwen ? gwen , listen to me . look at me . honey , i wo n't lie to you . i will never lie to you . it 's not part of me . you know that . and i admit it , i have feelings for theresa . theresa : i knew it . ethan loves me . [ scene_break ] ned : what 's happened ? you 're upset . fancy : i 'm fine . ned : no , you 're not fine . you 're shaking . what is it ? well , is it me ? are you afraid of me ? you know , do n't be . i wo n't hurt you . fancy : i know that . ned : then what are you scared of ? fancy : nothing , ok ? i 'm fine . did n't you hear me ? ned : does this have something to do with that sleazebag you were with earlier ? i warned you about him . fancy : no , do n't be ridiculous . ned : you 're a terrible liar . what did he do to you ? oh , that 's it . i 'm going to find that jerk and i 'm going to have a little man - to - man talk with him . fancy : no , no , please do n't . do n't go find him . he 's not worth it . ned : then tell me -- what did he do to you ? fancy : well , you were right . he -- he was n't a good guy . he almost hurt me . ned : what did he do ? fancy : he tried to rape me . ned : oh , man . ned : i 'm so sorry , fancy . i tried to tell you he -- fancy : he was forcing me to have sex . i got away from him and then he was chasing me through the halls . that 's how i ended up here . i 'm hiding from him . i know -- i know i should 've listened to you and stayed away from him , but he made me so mad and i was being cocky . ned : as usual . fancy : as usual . ned : you know , it does n't give me any pleasure to know i was right . fancy : well , thanks for not saying `` i told you so . `` ned : all right , so let 's go get this sucker , huh ? fancy : no , uh - uh . he 's gone now , and i 'm safe here with you . i do n't want you to get involved . where is your girlfriend with the good body ? ned : sandra ? uh , she had other plans tonight . besides , i was trying to get some rest , so -- fancy : this part of the hotel is n't even finished . and you were thrown out of the hotel . what are you doing in here ? ned : well , ok , as long as we 're being honest tonight , i 'm a squatter . fancy : a what ? ned : a squatter . you know , i 'm not a paying guest . i guess you can say i mooch off the hotel . [ scene_break ] ethan : gwen , how long have we known each other , huh ? since we were 12 , 13 ? since we met at boarding school ? way too long for me not to be completely honest with you . i have always loved and respected you . i married you -- theresa : because she was pregnant , ethan . you were going to marry me . pilar : let ethan speak to his wife . ethan : no , it 's ok . i mean , she 's right . she 's absolutely right , i was ready to marry theresa . then i found out that you were going to have my baby , honey , and i was over the moon about it . i wanted to have a family with you . i still want to have a family with you . gwen : ethan , you should have divorced me after you found out that i could n't have any more children . ethan : are you crazy ? we can still have a family . we can adopt , we can have dozens of children if you want . do you understand what i 'm saying ? i love you with all my heart . i do . theresa : ethan , you want me ! pilar : you stop it . you stop it at once ! [ scene_break ] dottie : we have to run the lopez - fitzgeralds child 's d.n.a . test again . man : how come ? you got conclusive results that night . you made me come in and help you do it the first time -- just when i was about to beat mother at cribbage , too . dottie : look , look , look . there 's a small chance that i may have made a mistake . i mean , my friend sheridan wanted the results so fast , i cut a few corners . man : dottie , i told those people the results would take days when i took the samples . but , no , that was n't good enough . so ms. crane called you . you roared up here from boston in your s.u.v . and ordered me around like the queen of sheba . that is no way to treat the scientific method . dottie : i know . i know . i 'm sorry . now , for my own peace of mind and for sheridan , i need to run the test again . tabitha : good girl , dottie . run the d.n.a . test again . the truth will set you free . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i love you , luis . luis : i love you , too . sheridan : i know you do . luis : then why ca n't we work this out ? we 've been going around in circles like this for weeks . sheridan : there might be a way if you 'll just listen to me . when i was out walking , everything you said was going around in my head . luis : all the facts ? sheridan : yes , just facts . you ca n't help it that you 're a cop and you 've been trained to approach things from a pragmatic , methodical point of view . luis : well , it makes sense to me . sheridan : yes , it does make sense in most cases . but not this . luis , look at me . please , i am not stupid . i know that it does n't make any sense for me to think that marty is my son when the d.n.a . test proves otherwise . but just this once -- how should i put this ? i love you . i love everything about you . i love your smile , your face , your body . i even love the funny noises you make when you sleep at night . luis : hey . sheridan : but i love this -- your brain . it 's smart and logical and it gets to the bottom of tough problems . but even more than that , i love this -- your heart . it 's loving and warm and generous , and it will never mislead you . and if you want to solve this problem , that is what you need to listen to -- your heart and your gut . i 've listened to my heart and gut and it tells me that marty is my son . if you ca n't accept that , then we 'll never be able to move on from this . we just ca n't . dottie : all right . now , when we examine this genetic strand -- tabitha : work , work , work , work , work , my little scientists . it 's only a matter of time until luis and sheridan are blown sky high ! luis : you ca n't mean that . look , sheridan , no matter what , we have to get through this together . we have to . sheridan : i ca n't . i 'm sorry , but i ca n't because there is a huge part of me that is missing -- our son . there is a huge hole in my heart where he should be . luis : sheridan -- sheridan , our son is dead . sheridan : no . luis , do n't you see ? i would know if he were because my heart tells me that he is alive . and i have already missed out on so much of his life , and i swear i 'm just going to shrivel up and die if i do n't get our son back . luis : do n't -- sheridan , do not do this to yourself . sheridan : do you really think that i want to do this to myself if i did n't have to ? my son is crying out for me to come back , and i ca n't do that without your help . that 's why i need you to listen to me , really listen to me . but if you ca n't let go of your reliance on facts , then you 're just going to end up thinking that i am mad and you 're not going to want to be with me anymore . luis : that 's impossible . [ scene_break ] ned : so that 's my secret . i 've been cadging room and board . my high - rolling gambler facade ? it 's just that -- a facade . fancy : hmm . ned : now , do n't tell me -- you 're going to hightail it out of here and i 'm never going to see you again ? only room for millionaires on your list ? fancy : do you want to be on my list ? news flash , ned -- i knew you were n't a millionaire long before this . and besides , money is n't everything . ned : only rich people can afford to say that . fancy : i did n't mean it meant nothing , but it 's not everything . actually , you 've got me interested . i knew you were n't exactly the young howard hughes , but i never would 've guessed you were penniless . is that the story ? ned : pretty much . fancy : then how do you get away with all this ? this is the best hotel in vegas , you 're always at the high - stakes tables , and you have great clothes . ned : oh , you like my clothes , do you , huh ? fancy : do n't fish for compliments . you sure seem to live the life of reilly . how do you do it ? ned : i 've always depended upon the kindness of strangers . fancy : oh , come on , out with it . how do you do it ? ned : ok . did you eat yet ? fancy : no , but running from would - be rapists always gives me an appetite . ned : what do you want for dinner ? fancy : i do n't know . a burger , maybe ? ned : come on , think big . how about scallops with caviar to start ? fancy : ooh . ned : then lobster and a nice filet mignon ? fancy : sounds good to me . ned : your wish is my command . ok . first i do this , then this . and how about one of these ? room service ? hi . good evening -- yeah . i 'm in room 1223 . i 'd like to order dinner , please . yes , a very special dinner for two people who 'd like to get to know one another . [ scene_break ] theresa : no , mama , i 'm not going to stop it . you 're the one who always said , `` speak the truth . `` well , damn it , i am speaking the truth . i will yell it at the top of my lungs -- ethan loves me . he wants to be with me , not you . gwen : you know what ? i 'm not going to stand here and listen to this . ethan : look , why are you being cruel ? yes , i have feelings for you . it 's no secret anymore . i was drawn to you because you 're beautiful and you 're full of life and you 're fun and you 're funny . yes . and you also have the confidence to push aside all your doubts and put your faith in fate . theresa : because fate means for us to be together . ethan : but , theresa , you have another side -- a side that sickens me , a side that you 're showing us all tonight . gwen : you have a really mean , ugly side to you , theresa . you tricked ethan into sleeping with you , you knocked down our real surrogate so you could steal my embryos , then you tried to put me in jail for the rest of my life so you can steal my husband ? the only thing you care about is your happiness and your obsession . you are ruthless ! ethan : wait , you do n't even have to fight her . do n't even stoop to her level . i mean , we 're the responsible adults here . i mean , that 's why the court gave us custody of jane . theresa : responsible , ethan ? i would be if you would be honest with yourself and just come back to me . ethan : theresa , you 're doing it again . do n't you understand ? you do n't get your way , you do n't take no for an answer , and then you strike back at people in anger . you hurt people . it 's like you 're unbalanced or manic or something . theresa : no , ethan . ethan : theresa , i ca n't be with you , and i do n't want you to raise my daughter . and that 's why i want to stay with you because we can provide her a stable home , at least until you calm down . theresa : ethan , no one is better for my daughter than me . i am her mother ! gwen : listen to yourself , theresa . of course jane is better off with us . you 're a madwoman . theresa : oh , harmony 's serial slasher is calling me crazy ! gwen , you are deluded . do you really think that you could be happy with a man who 's in love with another woman ? gwen : hey , news flash , theresa -- ethan loves me , and you know that . theresa : do you really think that the love he has for you is anywhere near as powerful as the love that he has for me ? we are soul mates . all you are , gwen , is a distant , pathetic second . theresa : you think that you can come here and steal my child from me and use her to hold your miserable excuse of a marriage together ? ethan will never love you the way that he loves me , and you know it 's the truth . gwen : you 'd better shut that mouth of yours right now , theresa . pilar : theresa , por favor , por favor , please , i can not hear such words coming from you . theresa : you know what , mama ? she needs to hear it and more . ethan : well , i do n't want to hear any more of this . whatever you have to say , i love her . it 's not going to change . theresa : so do you think gwen is such a weakling that she 's going to want to stick with a man who does n't even put her first ? ethan : i do put her first . theresa : ethan , how can you ? you just said that you love me . you can never give her what she wants in her life . gwen : ok , how dare you presume to tell me what i want out of life ? i love ethan , and although you do n't want to accept it , he loves me , theresa . and maybe i ca n't give him children , ok , thanks to you . we can still build a family . we can adopt . you are right . we should adopt as soon as possible . we will have a family and we will be together forever . ethan : absolutely . we are married . it 's going to stay that way . theresa : oh , some marriage . marriage is a lot more than words that you say in church or a piece of paper . marriage means absolutely nothing if you do n't love each other . pilar : marriage is everything . it 's sacred . and what god joins together , let no man or woman put asunder . [ scene_break ] fancy : now what ? the food sounds great , but you 've ordered it to another room . i hope they enjoy it . ned : of course we will . come with me , oh ye of little faith . fancy : where to ? ned : quiet . do n't give the game away . ned : this is the part when you keep your big mouth shut . wow , you guys are quick . i was down in the spa when i ordered , and you 're already here . smells great . i 'm starving . waiter : please sign here , sir . ned : oh , did n't i tip you enough ? waiter : just the opposite , sir . you 've been extremely generous . thank you . enjoy your meal . ned : and that , madam , is that . dinner is served . [ scene_break ] luis : i ca n't imagine my life without you . sheridan , please , just try and look at this from my point of view . from where i sit , it looks like you 've given in to an obsession . sheridan : yes , luis , i am obsessed . because i know that marty is our son , and i am more sure of that than any fact you can throw at me . but if i ca n't convince you of that , that he is ours , then , yes , i will go mad . and what good am i to you or anyone then ? luis : sheridan , why do n't -- why do n't you just sit down , ok ? i 'll get you something to drink -- sheridan : no , luis , i do not want to sit down because every minute we spend arguing is another minute that i am away from my son . luis : i 'm scared for you . sheridan : you know what ? i 'm scared for us . because i feel like a rat in a maze . i know that there 's a way out , but i just keep going around in circles trying to find it , but i ca n't . and i need you to help me , luis . help me get out of this maze . [ scene_break ] dottie : when i first ran the d.n.a . test on marty lopez - fitzgerald , i compared it to beth wallace 's sample , the woman claiming to be the boy 's mother . man : the woman who is the boy 's mother . we found plenty of reliable genetic markers to prove beth wallace is within the range of possibilities to be the mother . dottie : and that 's where we fell down . see , we did n't test my friend sheridan 's sample . i mean , she was in such a rush to get the results that i turned them over to her as soon as i had a positive match . if beth was related to marty , then sheridan could n't be . man : makes sense to me . dottie : yeah . me , too , at the time . but then sheridan mentioned something earlier . what if sheridan and beth are related ? maybe half sisters ? sheridan could theoretically be a match , as well . man : even closer than what you found earlier ? dottie : uh - huh . man : hmm . but what are the odds ? that seems like a real stretch to me . dottie : i do n't know , but that 's what we 're going to find out . tabitha : oh , at last , at last . oh , these mortals are so slow ! but finally the truth will come out , and sheridan and luis ' happiness will be destroyed . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , i want to help you , ok ? but what are we supposed to do ? we ca n't just go to beth 's and kidnap marty . we 'd both be arrested and sent to jail . sheridan : for what ? for taking our son back ? luis : yes . sam agrees . without proof , we have nothing against beth . we ca n't even question her again . sheridan : there is that word again -- `` proof . `` there you go thinking like a cop again -- with your head , not your heart . luis : i 'm sorry . all right ? it 's the only way that i know how to think . sheridan : i know . and i ca n't blame you for that . maybe if your father and antonio had n't run out on you when you were so young . you became the man of the family when you were just a teenager . luis : i did what i had to do . sheridan : i know . you had to lock away your dreams . and maybe that 's why you 're cut off from your heart . luis : i 'm not . and besides , if you want to play the blame game , i think this all goes back to your mother . if she had n't seduced my father -- sheridan : do not even blame my mother . all right ? this is not her fault . she believes me . you do n't . [ scene_break ] ned : is the wine to mademoiselle 's satisfaction ? fancy : tastes great to me . sit down . you 're making me nervous . ned : of course . but first , the appetizer . fancy : hmm . ned : are the scallops to your liking ? a pinch of orange peel brings out their delicate flavor , do n't you agree ? fancy : they smell divine . sit . is it really safe to be doing this ? i do n't want to end up in the las vegas jail . ned : there 's no way we 'll get caught . once i hacked into the hotel 's computer system , i was shocked how easy it all is . fancy : how long have you been doing this ? ned : at this hotel ? a couple of months . and a few months at other hotels before this one . once i get the feeling i 've worn out my welcome , i move on down the strip . fancy : but if you charge all this to other rooms , do n't the hotel guests complain that they 've been charged for room service they have n't ordered ? ned : at first , yes . but then i learned how to hack into the hotel 's accounting department . now i just go in and erase all the charges i rack up . fancy : you 're unbelievable . a 21st century outlaw . ned : hardly . i think of it as being , you know , self - reliant . fancy : show me . ned : what ? oh , you mean on the computer ? i do n't want to give away any of my professional secrets . fancy : oh , too bad . i guess i 'll have to call the cops and turn you in . ned : you would n't . fancy : hmm . try me . ned : ok . ned : ok , we 're in the hotel system now . if i bring up the individual room accounts -- there 's the one for room 1223 , where i just charged dinner to . fancy : you gave that waiter $ 100 for a tip ? that brings the grand total to 530 bucks . ned : not anymore . fancy : oh , i wish i could do that . my daddy gets furious when he gets my credit card bills . he 's threatened to cut me off . ned : what say we forget about bills and daddies and everything else ? we 've got a great dinner in there , and we finally stopped screaming at each other . those are good reasons to celebrate . [ scene_break ] pilar : marriage is everything , and you 're talking blasphemy when you mock it . you stop it at once . theresa : mom , marriage means a lot more than a stupid contract . pilar : you know , i should slap your face . marriage is a contract with god ! theresa : why are you doing this , mama ? it 's because of papa , is n't it ? because papa left you and ran off with another woman , the woman that he loves . so you look at me and you see katherine in this triangle -- papa 's true love , and not his wife . you see , mama ? i can turn the other cheek , but you ca n't . you ca n't deny the truth . ethan : you are way out of line . theresa , i ca n't believe you talked to your mother that way . i do n't believe -- you know , this conversation is at an end , but i want to make something clear . i love gwen , she 's my wife , and i 'm staying with her . and as much as it hurts , we 've been granted temporary custody of jane . we 're here to get her . where is she ? theresa : you 're not going to take her . ethan : yes , we will . theresa , there 's a social worker coming over to do a case study tomorrow . jane has to be at home with us . theresa : you 're not going to take my child , ethan . gwen : you know , let 's just go . social services can get jane . ethan : no , social -- no , i 'm her father . there 's no reason in the world why she ca n't come with me . i do n't want some stranger scaring her half to death . where is she ? theresa : she 's my little girl , and i 'm never , ever going to let her go . ethan : do n't make this worse than it already is . theresa : it ca n't get any worse . ethan : it can get worse . and trust me , if you do n't back down , it will . gwen : you know what ? let 's not waste any more time on her . let 's just get jane and go home . theresa : over my dead body . theresa : fine , just stop . i 'll go get her . just stay here . gwen : was that a door slam ? ethan : theresa ? gwen : great , she locked herself in . ethan : oh , god . theresa , open the door . give us the baby . come on . theresa : never ! gwen : ethan , do you see ? this is why we can never trust her . you know , if you had any doubts whether we were doing the right thing , you know , you can just forget it . ethan : honey , i know . theresa , please , just open the door . theresa : you 'll never take her from me , ethan , ever ! [ scene_break ] fancy : that was amazing . ned : i 'm glad you liked it . there 's more where that came from . fancy : i 'm almost completely satisfied . ned : what 's missing ? fancy : dessert . ned : you got it . fancy : thank you , ned . this has been a sensational evening . ned : it 's only just begun . [ scene_break ] dottie : ok . now run marty 's d.n.a . sample against sheridan 's . if she 's right , we may be able to correct an injustice . man : how exciting . even mother wo n't mind i missed my bedtime and -- dottie : bernard . focus , please ? bernard : ok , ok . dottie : i hope i did n't make a mistake . but if i did , i have to set it right . tabitha : about bloody time . soon sheridan will know for a fact that she is marty 's mother , and she will give luis the boot for not believing her . [ scene_break ] luis : no . no more arguing . you know , i ca n't -- i just ca n't take this anymore , sheridan . i want to believe you that marty is our son . i do . god , i do , and i have tried . and now i just do n't know what to do because i ca n't just throw facts and logic out the window . it goes against everything that i believe in . sheridan : i know . i know how you think , how you get through life . but if you ca n't let your head accept what i believe , then your heart never will . luis : look , there 's nothing that i can do , sheridan . sheridan : that 's why i have to do something . luis : what ? sheridan : i have to leave you . [ next_on ] ned : to my assistant . it 's foolproof . they 'll never catch me . man : your son , noah , is n't a student here . ethan : you can either give the baby to us , or you can give jane to the police . theresa : no , ethan ! never , never , never ! sheridan : it 's not an outside force that 's trying to separate us . it 's you .
theresa and sheridan show they are both women who find it hard to give up on what they know to be true , no matter what the cost . after more arguing with ethan , gwen , and even pilar about whether he really loves her more , theresa seems to get the hint that he is determined to stay with gwen and wants nothing more to do with her , so she locks herself and jane in her bedroom , telling them they will never take her baby from her . meanwhile , sheridan comes to the conclusion that she and luis must part since he refuses to put logic and evidence aside and simply take her at her word that she is , indeed , marty 's real mother . tabitha is working behind the scenes to get dottie to re- do the dna test , and it seems to be working very well , as the test is being run as we speak .
rebecca : honey , you have got to stop pacing . look , why do n't you let me make you a martini , ok ? it really is divine . gwen : i do n't want a martini . i want you to talk to the tabloid editor who could end my life as i know it . rebecca : gwen , i left a message for j.t . on his answering machine in rome . he 'll call as soon as he gets it . gwen : yeah , but what if it 's too late ? what if theresa finds him before then and she has the proof that she needs ? rebecca : she wo n't . gwen : well , how the hell do you know that ? rebecca : honey , there is no reason for you to use that tone with me . gwen : mother , there 's every reason . god , if theresa can prove to ethan that we were the ones who tipped the tabloids about his paternity , he 's going to divorce me , he 's going to take jane , and pick up right where he left off with theresa . i would rather die than see that happen . rebecca : honey , look , you are getting way too emotional here . you know what -- a good , stiff drink will work wonders . gwen : mother , there 's not a drink in the world that can get me out of this mess , and i think it 's been way too long since you left that message for j.t . he should 've called you back by now , and i want you to call him again . rebecca : honey , in a little while . gwen : no , now , mother . call him back right now . [ scene_break ] ethan : oh , there 's got to be a j.t . cornell in here somewhere . damn it . if he 's living in rome under an alias , how the hell am i going to find him ? jerk . now it figures that the same guy who almost wrecked my life with a tabloid story is the same creep who hit on theresa tonight in the club . i got to find her . i do n't know who she 's with . j.t . : enter . mi casa es su casa . theresa : wow . well , i ca n't stay , you know , that long , joe . j.t . : oh , surely you can join a lonely ex - pat in a little bitty nightcap ? theresa : yes . ok , just a small one , just a small one because i 'm feeling pretty good right now , ok ? j.t . : small one coming right up , my dear . theresa : thank you . hmm . theresa : joe , you got a message . j.t . : i 'll get it later . i 'm making some drinks . theresa : well , i guess , you know , it would n't hurt to stay , like , a half an hour here with joe if it makes ethan realize how much he loves me . [ scene_break ] paloma : ok , girls , are you ready ? jessica : i am so ready . simone : me , too . jessica : three , two , one -- wish . simone : ok , so what 'd you guys wish ? paloma : if we tell , they wo n't come true . jessica : oh , come on , as if they will anyway . paloma : of course they will ! we 're in rome , the city of magic , where anything can happen ! [ scene_break ] noah : you 're hiding something from me . lena : you are the son of a police chief -- so suspicious . noah : as if anyone could trust you , lena . if you claim that we are alone , you wo n't mind if i check the place out myself , will you ? lena : be my guest . lena : now are you satisfied ? noah : no , not yet . [ scene_break ] sheridan : oh , luis . i miss you . god help me , i know i should n't , i 'm married to chris and i 'm expecting his child , but i miss you so much . [ scene_break ] luis : funny how that friend you were hanging out with earlier just disappeared , huh ? fancy : you probably scared her off with all your yelling . if i run into her again , i will apologize for you . luis : oh , well , i was yelling because i was worried about you . fancy : you need to get over that , luis . life is too short . luis : see , not funny , considering the email threat that theresa got warning us that somebody just might not make it home to harmony . fancy : ok , first of all , there 's a whole slew of us here from harmony , and secondly , we do n't even know if that email was serious . luis : well , see , i think it is , which is why you need to stop running off by yourself . i 've got enough to worry about as it is . fancy : you mean finding your son . luis : yeah , that is my top priority . fancy : my aunt sheridan 's a very lucky woman . luis : you keep saying that . fancy : well , it 's true . she 's got a guy who 's so devoted to her , he thinks nothing of risking his own life to find and bring home her little boy . that 's what i call true love . luis : well , tell her that when we get back to harmony , will you ? fancy : yeah , i will . beth : blond bitch . she 's no better than sheridan , trying to steal luis away from me . she 's going to be sorry . [ scene_break ] jessica : well , ok , now what ? simone : i know -- let 's take a carriage ride . there 's one right there . jessica : yeah . simone : hi . my italian is terrible , but are you for hire ? man : for you three beautiful girls ? my horse and i will even give you a discount . what would you like to see ? all : everything . man : ah , then we 'd better get going ! [ scene_break ] lena : do n't tell me you 're going to search every nook and cranny of my room . noah : why would n't i ? i do n't trust you worth a damn . lena : but you 're being ridiculous , not to mention wasting precious time . if you really want to get the job done for me so you can return to your life in america , stop playing private detective . noah : lena , if we going to do this at all , we 're going to do it my way . lena : now , do n't you feel foolish ? i told you we were alone . noah : i 'm not finished yet . [ scene_break ] sheridan : please be safe , luis . i almost lost you the last time you went looking for marty . oh , god , if only i 'd waited just one more day before i married chris , things would be so different . sheridan : it 's too late for us , luis , but it 's not too late to find marty . please bring him home . dear god , please keep luis safe from any harm . [ scene_break ] fancy : all men should be as loyal and dedicated as you are . luis : i 'm not doing anything that any other guy would n't do . fancy : oh , really ? i could give you an example of a guy who 's totally wrapped up in himself to the exclusion of everyone else , but i 'll let you guess who i 'm talking about . luis : ok , ok . look , come on , i 've known noah since he was , like , this high and he 's a good guy . why do n't you just give him the benefit of the doubt ? fancy : how about we make a deal for tonight , luis -- no mentioning his name anymore . and if someone says it , they have to pay the other person 100 euros . luis : 100 euros ? that 's a little rich for my taste . how about , like , one euro per `` noah `` ? fancy : aha , now you owe me two . luis : oh . so that 's how the cranes get rich . they trick innocent people into no - win wagers ? fancy : maybe . luis : hmm ? fancy : i 'm thirsty . luis : well , why do n't i get you a drink then . what would you like ? fancy : something strong . luis : be right back . man : you 'd like to dance ? fancy : um -- actually , yes , yes , i would love to . luis : what 's wrong with that girl ? i leave her alone for , like , two seconds , she 's already talking to strangers ? does n't she have any idea what kind of a danger we 're all in ? beth : slut . now she 's trying to make luis jealous ? some women just beg to be taught a lesson . [ scene_break ] gwen : mother , i want you to call j.t . back right now . rebecca : honey , how many times have i told you , i do not need to call him back . look , as soon as he hears my voice , he 'll call . we had something very special in new york . gwen : yeah , but what if you left the message at a phone number he does n't use anymore ? maybe he just uses a cell phone . rebecca : well , i 'm pretty sure that 's the only number he gave me . gwen : you 're `` pretty sure `` ? i mean , do n't you think this is important enough you should double - check ? where are your business cards ? rebecca : i put them back . gwen : s -- rebecca : fine , i will find them . rebecca : oh , i know i put them in here somewhere . ah ! what are you doing ? ! gwen : i 'll find it . just drink your martini . rebecca : honey , you 're making a huge mess . gwen : yeah , there 's going to be an even bigger mess if you do n't warn j.t . theresa 's looking all over rome for him . [ scene_break ] ethan : theresa , can you hear me ? ! oh , god , i ca n't believe that she left the club with this guy . i mean , she does n't know anything about him , let alone that he 's the tabloid editor that she 's been trying to track down ever since she heard he was in rome . but how the hell am i going to tell her if i ca n't even find her ? [ scene_break ] j.t . : oh , the wonders of pharmaceuticals . this ought to put her in the mood . oh , yeah . so , here we go . theresa : wow . oh , no . no , it 's so big . it 's huge ! j.t . : try it . theresa : did you make it strong ? j.t . : it 's my special recipe . you do n't want to hurt my feelings , do you ? theresa : no . no , i do n't . theresa : ew . what is this ? j.t . : well , if i told you , i 'd have to kill you . theresa : that 's very funny . j.t . : try it . it 'll grow on you . theresa : uh - huh ? j.t . : bring your drink out to my terrace and i will show you a special view . theresa : ok . well -- no , no , ca n't , ca n't , i ca n't . did n't realize how late it was . i got to go , got to go . j.t . : nonsense , nonsense . come , come with me . theresa : oh ! theresa : oh , my god . wow , this is -- this is beautiful . no wonder you 're living in rome . j.t . : well , i think you are beautiful . theresa : oh . no , no , no , no , no , no . do n't , i do n't even know you . i do n't , i do n't know you . j.t . : this is not the stodgy old u.s. of a . you are living in roma now . theresa : yeah , i know , and i know i gave you the wrong impression earlier , but i do n't know you . i do n't know you from adam . j.t . : oh , hey , i 'll give you my resume . in a previous life , i was a damn good newspaperman . theresa : really ? a reporter , huh ? j.t . : mm - hmm , in the beginning . along the way , i got promoted to editor . theresa : editor ? j.t . : mm - hmm . theresa : huh . that 's funny . you know , remember i told you i was looking for that special someone that could , you know , change my life forever ? j.t . : mm - hmm . theresa : well , he 's actually an editor from back home and now he 's living here in rome . do you know who he is ? j.t . : well , it 's kind of a big city and i 've been out of the game for a little bit of time now . theresa : mm - hmm , yeah . it would 've been a long shot anyway . [ scene_break ] lena : this is absurd . there 's no one in there . noah : yeah , apparently not . lena : then quit stalling and do what you came here to do . find the man responsible for killing my partner . noah : ok . so no one else is here . look , i still need some answers . lena : not that you 're in any position to demand anything from me , but i 've been nothing but forthcoming with you , mr. noah bennett . noah : no , i do n't buy that for a minute . lena : that 's your problem . i 've told you many times that i do n't know anything about the person you 're trying to find . noah : then i do n't know how i 'm going to help you . i need more than that to go on . lena : do n't ask me for clues when you and maya were the ones who witnessed the murder . noah : i 've told you everything . i do n't remember anything more than what i 've already said . lena : you must . you were right there in the attic when it happened . you saw my partner being shot in the back in cold blood . you 're the only eyewitnesses , and i wo n't rest until i find out who committed this horrible crime . noah : oh , great , but it happened a very long time ago and it happened very fast , ok ? i told you all i remember is there was a shadow in the doorway and i rushed after it and that 's it . lena : you must have seen more . noah : i did n't . lena : then you 're not searching your brain . you 've blocked it out . think back , noah , back to that night , to what the attic looked like , the sounds coming from outside , the smells in the air , the lights . anything you can recall could make a difference , no matter how small or insignifise { noah : maya , call the police . he 's been shot . [ noah groans ] } noah : there was something . the -- the guy who shot your partner , he had a tattoo on his wrist . lena : are you certain ? noah : yes , i -- i ca n't believe i did n't think of this before . the tattoo he has -- it 's the same tattoo that 's on my sister 's back , the same symbol that 's in all that stolen artwork . look , there has to be a connection . [ scene_break ] { luis : you have what 's left of my heart , sheridan . just try and keep it safe while i 'm -- while i 'm gone , until i come back . sheridan : luis , stop . come back ! } sheridan : luis . [ scene_break ] luis : how could she intentionally disregard my warning ? does n't she have any idea what kind of danger we 're in here ? beth : how dare she try to make luis jealous . as if he 'd care about a bimbo like her . he deserves better . he deserves me . fancy : uh - uh - uh . man : tell me you 're not one of those teasers . fancy : no , i just do n't like to rush things . this is just a dance . man : to you maybe , but to me it is much more . luis : hey . fancy : what is wrong with you , luis ? why did you do that ? ! luis : i am trying to protect you . fancy : from what , a good dancer ? luis : he was reaching for something in his pocket that you could n't see . fancy : something in his pocket ? luis : yeah . man : i was trying to answer my cell phone , you yankee thug . luis : your cell phone ? fancy : well , that 's what he said , luis . i mean , really , what is wrong with you ? luis : sorry . i 'm trying to protect her . she 's making it very difficult . man : get out of the club now or i will call the police . luis : no problem . come on , let 's go . fancy : no , i do n't want to leave . luis : we 're going . beth : luis is just making a fool out of himself over another blonde bimbo . she has got to be taken care of -- tonight . [ scene_break ] noah : i ca n't believe i did n't remember it before . i -- i totally blocked it out . lena : you 're certain of this ? noah : i 'm positive . lena : perfect . just as i 'd hoped . now you have something to go on . noah : what ? i 've got one lousy detail . that 's not enough to track some guy down . lena : you just told me your sister has the same tattoo . perhaps you should ask her about it . noah : i already did . she does n't know what it means . lena : and you ca n't ask her again ? perhaps she , like you , has blocked out some pertinent detail that might help . noah : yeah , maybe . lena : go . enough time has been wasted already . the answers i need from you are not going to be found in this room . they 're out there on the streets of rome . noah : now , what makes you think that i 'm the one to help you find this guy ? lena : just go . finish your mission if you want to resume your life . noah : all right . spike : oh , what a jerk . just like his old man . lena : he is rather naive . spike : you know , if he had only known that a second ago his sister 's boyfriend was just hanging over his head -- lena : from what i understand , you were his sister 's pimp . spike : yeah , whatever . lena : you do n't amuse me , spike . now get out of here , and do n't ever come back . spike : oh - ho . that 's not a real nice way to talk to me , lena . lena : and try to resist your urge to gloat over noah bennett . you 're the one who 'll pay dearly if you do n't . spike : oh , really ? well , it 's going to be kind of hard for me to steer clear of him , lena . the monk ordered me to rome to do one thing , and that 's to kill noah bennett . and i , for one , ai n't going to disobey the monk . ciao bella . [ scene_break ] gwen : you have to have another number for j.t . cornell in here somewhere . rebecca : honey , you are making a horrible mess . gwen : and by the way , what is this ? are you kidding me with this ? rebecca : gwen , do n't look so horrified . look , they 're just adult toys , that 's all . gwen : i really do n't need to know that my mother 's in the same club as a marquis de sade . ok ? rebecca : great , then do n't go rifling through my things . gwen : oh , these are pictures , and i 'm not even going to look at these . rebecca : oh , i was wondering where these went . oh . these are my old society photos . gwen : right , back from your days as a fledgling newspaper photographer ? rebecca : oh , and you may have stumbled on something useful . gwen : what is it ? rebecca : oh , this is a photo of j.t . and i the night we first met , back in new york . gwen : ok , that was really bad enough when you told me about it . did n't need to see that , mother . rebecca : sorry . [ scene_break ] theresa : ooh . j.t . : you know , i could drown in those big , beautiful brown eyes of yours . theresa : oh -- whoa ! j.t . : oh , no . here , i 'll get that . no problem . theresa : oh , do n't worry about that . come on , want to hear about your life in the newspaper business . i 'd love to hear about it . j.t . : hmm . yeah ? well , i do n't really like to talk about it too much . having a little money problems nowadays , if you know what i mean . theresa : oh . oh , that 's ok . i got to go anyway . j.t . : hey , hey , now , now . i -- i can probably think up a few juicy stories that i broke back in the day . theresa : hmm . are you sure you 're up to it ? j.t . : honey , with you i am up for anything . theresa : ok , then . can you do me a favor ? j.t . : hmm ? theresa : can you grab me a napkin , because i kind of just spilled something on myself . j.t . : sure , of course . theresa : ok . [ theresa slurps drink ] j.t . : here you go theresa : ah . mmm , wow . and here you go . j.t . : ha - ha ! theresa : you were right -- delicious , delicious , delicious . j.t . : i told you you 'd like it . theresa : loved it . thank you . j.t . : i 'll take that . theresa : ok . thank you . [ theresa hums ] theresa : ok , so tell me , i want to hear about this life in the career of newspapers back in the states . so , you know , what were some of the biggest coups ? and i wo n't tell a soul . j.t . : well , it 's kind of hard to think about some right now , but there was one i broke back a few years that involved some major high - society types . it involved one of the wealthiest families in the northeast -- in fact , in the whole country . theresa : which one ? j.t . : oh , no , you 'd know the name , all right , but i 'm not going to -- i 'm not going to name names . i 'm going to protect my sources in case i ever get back in that game . theresa : oh . well , you know , you could tell me what it was about , could n't you ? j.t . : yeah , i guess there 's no harm in that . you know , it had all the elements of a great story -- sex , money , greed . you 're looking at the guy who broke the biggest cover - up of all time , right up there with watergate , iran contra . i mean , it was right up there . i called it paternity gate . theresa : wait . this involves someone 's paternity ? j.t . : you bet . this poor sucker grew up believing that he was heir to the biggest fortune in the country . but it turned out that mommy had a little bitty affair back then and daddy was n't who he thought he was . his daddy was some local working - class chump in the same town . i think he was some local yokel cop . and the poor sucker lost everything . he lost everything ! [ scene_break ] luis : you know , i just do n't understand how you 're the one who 's ticked off at me when you 're the one -- fancy : who had the audacity to accept an innocent dance from a cute guy ? gee , i 'm so sorry , luis . forgive me for trying to forget my broken heart for three minutes here in rome . i 'll never do it again . luis : you always have to be so sarcastic ? fancy : with you , apparently so . luis : with me ? what did i do ? i signed on to be your bodyguard . do n't you get it , fancy ? i mean , obviously i ca n't trust you because you sneak out of the room . i 'm just trying to keep you from getting hurt . fancy : all right , all right . so i should n't have given you the shaft earlier . i 'm sorry . i was n't trying to scare you . i just could n't bear being cooped up in this jail cell for one more hour . luis : well -- fancy : did you ever hear of stir - crazy ? luis : seriously , it 's better than being the one who gets killed in rome , is n't it ? fancy : all right , i keep telling you and everyone else , that email that your sister theresa got -- i 'm sure it was n't meant for me . i 'm the last person anyone would threaten . luis : fancy , you do n't know that , ok ? please , would you just stop messing around ? this is serious stuff . fancy : you act like you really care what happens to me . luis : i do . fancy : all right , then . i wo n't run out on you anymore . at least not tonight . luis : gee , that is a huge concession you 're making , huh ? fancy : well , besides , it 's too late to party . i 'm going to go to bed . luis : that 's the first good thing you 've said all night . fancy : mm - hmm . luis : i 'm going to get ready for bed myself . fancy : oh , um , do n't forget the money you owe me . two `` noah 's , `` two euros . luis : yeah , yeah . i still ca n't believe you did n't say his name all night . fancy : yeah , you and me both . hmm . [ phone rings ] sheridan : hello ? luis : hey , sheridan . oh , it 's really good to hear your voice . sheridan : it 's really good to hear your voice , too . are you ok ? luis : i 'm fine . sheridan : what about beth and marty ? are you any closer to tracking them down ? luis : funny you should ask that . actually , i caught a glimpse of them today . sheridan : what ? are -- are you sure ? how 's marty ? how does he seem ? luis : well , i only saw him for a second , but he seemed healthy and happy , just the way you 'd want him to be . sheridan : thank god . where are they now ? luis : that i do n't know . look , beth got away . i followed her to some art gallery , she ran out the back . well , look , the good news is i 've enlisted the help of interpol , so i 'm sure we 'll have her cornered in no time . sheridan : thank you , luis . this is the best news you could 've given me . luis : i knew you 'd like to hear it . sheridan : ca n't tell you how happy i am to hear your voice . luis : i wish you were here in rome with me . sheridan : in rome ? come on , i bet in your spare time you 're too busy fighting off all the beautiful italian women . luis : none that hold a candle to you , sheridan . sheridan : luis -- luis : sheridan , i mean it . we are going to be together once i find marty and i bring him back to you . look , i know that things are difficult now that you 're married to chris . sheridan : i 'm pregnant with his child . luis : you and i are going to have the future that we deserve to have . sheridan : so how 's everyone else in harmony faring ? luis : uh , everyone seems like they 're either breaking up or mending a broken heart . fancy 's not even speaking to noah . sheridan : that 's terrible . how 's she doing ? luis : she 's stubborn , high - spirited , willful . sound familiar ? sheridan : i 'll bet you two are getting along great . luis : well , she 's definitely keeping me on my toes . she ditched me tonight and i chased her to kingdom come to try and find her . i finally tracked her down at some club . i 'm just glad she 's finally back here , safe and sound . [ scene_break ] paloma : it 's all so beautiful , like a reward for all the bad things that have happened to us since we got here . simone : yeah , let 's just hope that 's all behind us . jessica : mm - hmm . paloma : when i was growing up in mexico , katherine used to tell me stories about her trip some when she was younger , and i told her that i wanted to see it someday with the man i was going to marry . jessica : well , looks like you got simone and me instead . simone : that 's funny , because i made a similar wish back there at the fountain that i would find the person of my dreams here in rome . you know , a really nice girl . how about you , jess ? jessica : i guess i 'm not meant to find love with anyone . i mean , i thought i was in love with reese , but that was a hundred years ago , really just a crush . then i met spike . simone : ugh , do n't even say his name . jessica : i ca n't pretend he never existed . i just want to tell you , you were right -- all of you . he did n't love me . he was just using me , and i know that now . simone : do n't even think about that now . paloma : yeah , it 's all in the past . you do n't have to see that creep again . you 'll see . one of these days you 'll find someone who loves you the way you deserve to be loved . and when that happens , you wo n't even remember there was a spike . jessica : thanks . you almost make me believe that could be true . [ scene_break ] theresa : um , you know , i know you do n't want to divulge your sources , but , you know , could n't you at least give me , like , one of the names of the person involved in your scandal ? j.t . : oh , well , i do n't know . i mean , i 'm -- oh , my butter fingers . theresa : oh , that 's ok . that 's ok . j.t . : refills ! theresa : yes . j.t . : refills coming right up . theresa : ok . i do n't believe this . i do n't believe this , i do n't believe this . i did n't even know it , but i actually found the editor who broke the story that ethan blames on me . stay calm , stay calm , stay calm . i ca n't let him know who i am because if he knows who i am , then he 's going to clam up on me . ok , first things first . you got to get the goods on gwen and rebecca so you can prove to ethan that they were the ones who betrayed him and not me . [ scene_break ] gwen : mother , please call j.t . again . it 's been hours since you left the message for him . rebecca : honey , he 'll call back . gwen : i do n't have the time , ok ? and if you care about my marriage to ethan as much as you claim to , you 'll pick up this phone and you will call him right now . rebecca : all right . mmm . so good . gwen : here . [ phone rings ] j.t . : oh , let the machine get it . rebecca : hey there , handsome . long time no see . it 's me again . theresa : rebecca ? rebecca : look , pick up if you 're there . and really , i would n't pester you if it were n't important . theresa : oh , my god . oh , my god , i do n't believe this , i do n't believe this . fate , fate , fate is smiling down on me . oh , my gosh . not only have i found the editor who broke ethan 's story , but rebecca -- rebecca is about to give me the proof i need to end gwen 's marriage to ethan . rebecca : you know , honey , we really do need to get together , but first i want you to get on a train and get out of rome as fast as you can before the i.r.s . catches you . theresa : hola , rebecca . ¿ como estas ? rebecca : theresa ? theresa : yeah . you know , this is , like , such a happy coincidence , is n't it ? so let me ask you something -- what are you doing calling joe ? gwen : oh . oh , no . no , no , no . please tell me that is not theresa you are talking to in j.t . 's apartment . [ scene_break ] ethan : nobody 's seen her . noah : jessica ! ethan : hey , man . what 's going on ? noah : i went to the hotel illaria , where the girls are staying , but they 're nowhere to be found . ethan : maybe they 're in one of the hotel shops . noah : yeah , no , i checked . they 're nowhere on the hotel grounds and nobody 's seen where they went . what if they got in trouble again ? ethan : look , you ca n't let yourself think the worst . not that i blame you . theresa 's vanished into thin air with this guy she just picked up . i 'm worried about her , too . [ scene_break ] paloma : oh , my god , do you believe the dome on that church ? simone : wow , i wonder how old it is . it 's probably , like , 1,000 years . paloma : at least . what do you think , jess ? paloma : i thought she was right behind us . simone : well , she 's not in the carriage . jess ? jess ? jessica ! spike : do n't you say a word . now you just climb back in that carriage now . right now . [ scene_break ] beth : bitch . how dare you try to take luis away from me and my son . you 're going to pay for this , missy , with your life . [ water runs ] [ scene_break ] luis : hold on a sec , will you ? sheridan : what is it ? luis : nothing . i just thought i heard a noise , but it must 've been on the phone line . sheridan : well , are you sure ? i worry so much about what could happen to you , luis . luis : hey , hey , this is n't hawaii , ok ? nothing 's going to happen to me . sheridan : you say that , but beth is insane and she 's violent . you -- you ca n't put anything past her . luis : well , i know that now . i know she 's capable of anything , even murder . [ scene_break ] beth : bye - bye , blondie . say hi to the devil for me when you get down there , ok , because you 're going to straight to hell . fancy : ah ! [ next_on ] theresa : ethan 's going to see you for the liar that you are . luis : fancy 's here in her hotel suite , so she 's safe . beth : have a nice trip to hell . miguel : you told me to find someone else . kay : i lied . i did n't mean it .
luis and fancy go to a club for a drink after he unknowingly saves her from beth , but he becomes upset when he spots her dancing with another man . beth , who followed them , thinks fancy is trying to make luis jealous and gets even angrier and more determined to kill her . luis , seeing the man reach into his pocket , slugs him . he thought he was reaching for a knife , but the man only wanted to answer his cell phone . fancy is upset , but later calms down and realizes luis only wants to protect her . luis calls sheridan , telling her he 's spotted beth and marty , and she is very happy , but still does n't want to hear luis talk about them getting back together . paloma , simone , and jessica are wandering around rome , taking a buggy ride to see the sights and having a ball .
ethan : ahem -- mom , dad -- gwen : well -- ethan : excuse me . what 's the meaning of this ? ivy : ethan , i ca n't believe you saw that . sam : talk about role reversal . i feel like a teenager again . ethan : yeah . well , just do n't let it happen again , ok ? gwen : please do n't listen to him . he loves seeing you two happy . ethan : yeah . well , i 'm a sucker for a happy couple , you know , especially when it 's my own parents . [ scene_break ] charity : why did you have to die , mom ? nothing 's been the same ever since . aunt grace ran off with her first husband . kay hates me . i 've lost miguel , the love of my life . i have never needed you more than i do right now . [ scene_break ] kay : ew . how creepy is that ? when her eyes change color , they look just like my mom . tabitha : she 's her twin sister -- well , not exactly the twin of the dear departed faith . rather a perfectly formed body double . maybe we should call her faithless . so now who 's mocking my dark - side prowess ? i conjured her up all by myself with a little help from my darling endora , of course . welcome , faithless . you know what you 're here to do , so get cracking . kay : whoa , whoa , whoa , what is she going to do ? tabitha : she 's going to eliminate the biggest problem in your life . it 's time for charity to die . [ scene_break ] antonio : nobody tries to steal my wife and gets away with it . not even my brother . hank : where the hell do you think you 're going ? antonio : that would be none of your business , so why do n't you get off the boat . hank : not if you 're charging off half - cocked after luis . antonio : i 'm going to find my wife , hank . but if i find out that luis has taken her against her will , well , enough said . hank : i 'm going with you . do n't want to see anyone get hurt . antonio : you know what , hank ? it 's too late for that , because if i find out that luis is with my wife , he 's a dead man . [ scene_break ] sheridan : how much stuff did you bring ? how long are you going to keep me here ? luis : well , i figure as long as it takes . as long as it takes for you to remember your feelings for me . sheridan : you know , you really have lost your mind . you do n't force someone into loving you by kidnapping them from their home . all right , i want to go home . luis : so you left me no choice . oh , come on , you know i 'd never hurt you . sheridan : i do n't know what i know about you anymore . but i can tell you this -- loving you is the farthest thing from my mind right now . luis : that 's ok . i figure we 've got all the time in the world . sheridan : maybe you do , but i do n't . i want to go back home to my husband , antonio . luis : you know , we 'll see how you feel about that after you spend a little quality time with me . sheridan : this is outrageous ! you have no right to keep me here . luis : sheridan , would you just relax , ok ? i 'll take you back to harmony as soon as you get your memory back and you tell me you love me . and then we 'll go back together . [ scene_break ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places ; and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet ; and i , would fly on the wings of the bird , i knew could take me highest . breathe in , breathe out . you keep me alive ; you are the fire burning inside of me . you are my passion for life . [ scene_break ] sheridan : luis , i 'm very flattered by all the time you are taking to do this , but it 's not going to work , all right ? antonio 's not just going to sit around twiddling his thumbs while i 'm missing . in fact , he 's probably out there looking for us right now . luis : well , i 'm not going to lose sleep over it . sheridan : you might not , but i will , because when he finds you , he will kill you . luis : well , i thought you did n't care . luis : you know something , sheridan ? antonio can come after me all he likes , ok ? because i 'm basically willing to risk anything to make sure that we get back together . sheridan : you are incredibly selfish . you know that ? luis : no , actually , i 'm just a man in love , and i love you more than anything in this world , and , well , i 'm just as sure as you are glaring at me right now that you -- well , love me just as deeply . sheridan : arrogant , too . luis : right , you know , stubborn . you forgot that . well , you know , i get that from my latin mother and my irish father , but -- oh , come on , sheridan . you know , ackland all but admitted -- well , actually , you know what ? he did admit that if we spent time together your feelings for me would come back . so basically , you know , all i 'm doing is , i 'm just following your doctor 's advice , ok ? sheridan : you are impossible . how i ever got involved with you in the first place i will never know . luis : you hungry ? [ scene_break ] sam : i 'm glad you both could join us for dinner . gwen : well , so are we . actually , we are celebrating a little something ourselves tonight . ethan : oh , yeah , a real little something . gwen and i are going to be parents in a few months . gwen : yeah ! ivy : oh , wonderful . then everything went well with the surrogate . gwen : well , not exactly . as usual , theresa has derailed our plans . ivy : what did she do this time ? gwen : well , for starters , she had herself implanted with one of our embryos instead of the real surrogate . ethan : but once we found out , we tried again with the surrogate . gwen : and she lost the baby . dr. russell said my eggs are n't viable , so the surrogate was our last chance to have a biological child . ethan : except for theresa , who is pregnant . ivy : oh , that scheming little -- sam : ahem , that is conniving , i admit . ivy : that woman would do anything to cause chaos in everyone else 's life . sam : except in this case something good 's coming out of her outrageous behavior . ethan and gwen are going to have their own child . congratulations . gwen : thank you . sam : to the mom - and - dad - to - be . gwen : thank you . ethan : absolutely . [ scene_break ] eve : are you ok ? t.c . : how can i not be when i am sitting across from the most beautiful woman in this world . my dreams were snatched away from me over 25 years ago . but god saw fit to bring you into my life . i am the luckiest man in the world . [ scene_break ] liz : `` the investigating officer was detective ronald cook . `` well , let 's just hope detective cook would like to dig into a very old , very cold case . [ scene_break ] kay : i never said that i wanted charity to die . tabitha : do n't go squeamish on me here , kay . i 'm trying to help you . kay : but if she 's killed , it 's going to tear miguel to pieces , ok ? and the last thing he 's going to want to do is get close to me . and what about timmy ? tabitha : what about him ? kay : well , he loved her so much that he gave his life to save her . i mean , it 's timmy 's heart that she 's walking around here with . i ca n't believe you would even consider having her killed . tabitha : i did n't say that i was going to enjoy this , kay . and as far as tim- tim goes , he is n't here anymore , and he loved me , too , you know , and as long as charity is alive , endora and i are at grave risk . kay : ok , but there 's a hundred other ways to go without betraying timmy 's memory or shattering miguel 's heart . i mean , let charity meet a guy from , like , south america , ok ? and she can move , like , far away with him and design some serapes or something . or -- or i know -- turn her into a nun . i mean , she 's always reminded me of one anyway , with all that virgin - till - i - die crud . i mean , she would fit great into any convent . tabitha : no can do , dear . as you well know , i have certain powers , but they are useless when it comes to anyone or anything as achingly good as charity . the only influence i have is over pure , unadulterated evil . evil personified . evil faith : where is my darling daughter ? [ tabitha chuckles ] [ scene_break ] charity : what happened , mom ? we were so happy back then . i thought it would get easier with time , not having you around , but it has n't . and i need you more than ever now , mom . [ scene_break ] luis : well , that 's not bad . sheridan : modest , too . luis : yeah , you 're not going to be complaining if it gets any colder , are you ? all right . you sure you 're not hungry ? sheridan : for an orange ? i do n't think so . luis : oh , no , actually , i was thinking of something a little more substantial . sheridan : i 'm starved . i have n't eaten since breakfast . what do you have ? luis : well , nothing yet . wish me luck , or we 're going to bed without dinner . sheridan : oh , luis , if antonio finds you , you 're going to need more than luck . [ scene_break ] antonio : all right , shine the light this way . [ searching by boat with a spotlight . ] hank : you see something ? antonio : yeah , over there . go over there . if it 's what i think it is , luis has made the last mistake he 's ever going to make . [ scene_break ] liz : yes . is this harmony p.d . ? yes , i 'd like to speak with a detective ronald cook . he 's retired . listen , do you have any way of getting in touch with him ? i 'm his cousin , and our aunt just died , and i 'd really like to let him know . oh , yes , an address would be fine . thank you so much . well , i think it 's time to pay a little visit to detective cook , see how much he remembers about t.c . 's terrible accident all those years ago . [ scene_break ] sam : eve , t.c . -- gwen : hi . eve : hi . sam : how are you ? eve : good . how are you ? t.c . : we got to get home . sam : what a shame . we 've got some family celebrating to do . eve : so you 're feeling better about the baby , then ? gwen : hmm -- you mean feeling better about the fact that theresa 's carrying it for us instead of the surrogate we chose ? eve : i know . it 's a very difficult situation . gwen : well , it is outrageous and unfair , but ethan is right . it is either dwell on the negative or look forward and be grateful for the fact that in just a few months we 're going to have a baby of our own , so i 'm grateful and i am not going to think about theresa . ethan : there you go . t.c . : well , that sounds like a plan , and i 'm sure you two will be wonderful parents . gwen : thank you . ethan : oh , thanks , t.c . ivy : actually , could i talk to you just a moment about the hospital fundraiser ? [ ivy slips off to the side with eve in tow . ] eve : what do you want , ivy ? ivy : how the hell did you let theresa become pregnant with gwen and ethan 's embryo ? eve : i was n't the doctor who performed the procedure . i did n't even hear about theresa 's duplicity until well after gwen 's embryo was implanted . ivy : unbelievable . how could something like that happen ? eve : well , i do n't know . maybe in the same way that you switched john and grace 's dna , so that everyone would think he was her biological child . ivy : that was different . that was for a good cause , not some travesty of medical science . eve : no , ivy , what you did was far worse . you broke up sam and grace 's marriage so you could get your hooks back into sam . it appears that you 've done it . ivy : stop scolding me , eve . grace is happy as a clam in europe with david , and john thinks his mother and father have been reunited . you know , so i did everyone a favor with that dna switch , especially you . you know , i could have spilled the beans about you and julian and your illegitimate son . by the way , are you still playing hanky - panky with my ex ? eve : if you breathe just a whisper of a word about me and julian , i swear to god i 'll take you down with me . ivy : you would n't dare . eve : try me . [ scene_break ] luis : mmm . here , try some . sheridan : i 'm not hungry anymore . luis : oh , come on . liar . come on . here . sheridan : hmm . luis : well ? sheridan : it could use a little seasoning . luis : that 's the girl i fell in love with . harmony 's answer to emeril . sheridan : quit making fun of me . luis : i 'm not . hey , you remember that time you made me those scrambled eggs ? sheridan : those eggs were completely inedible . luis : mm - hmm . and i was kind enough to share my juicy steak with you . you know why ? sheridan : uh - uh . luis : because you tried so damn hard to impress me with your domestic skills . sheridan : yeah , i had a lot of nerve . luis : no . just a woman in love , trying to impress her man . sheridan : look , luis , that 's in the past , all right ? things change . luis : some things do , and some things do n't . here , hold this a sec . i 'll be right back . i 'll show you something . [ scene_break ] hank : do n't do this , antonio . antonio : you know what , hank ? nobody asked you to come . sheridan ? sheridan are you here ? hank : you got to calm down , man . antonio : sheridan ! i 'm just telling you , hank , she better be ok . you hear me , luis ? if you have so much as laid a finger on my wife , i 'm going to kill you . hank : do n't do it , antonio . your brother would n't hurt sheridan . antonio : damn it , they 're not here , and there 's no sign of them being aboard . where has luis taken my wife ? hank : i do n't know . it does n't look like this is the boat they were on . antonio : well , then , what 's it doing here , hank ? wait a minute . i know . luis probably planted this as a decoy boat , thinking that i would n't follow him anymore , but you know what ? he 's wrong , because i 'm going to hunt them down and then i 'm going to make him pay for kidnapping my wife . [ scene_break ] sheridan : your wallet ? you think you 're going to pay me to remember that i love you ? luis : oh , no . what 's in here is more valuable than money . sheridan : i know what you 're doing , luis , and it 's not going to work . luis : what am i doing ? sheridan : you 're going to try to remind me of how much we used to be in love . luis : no , it 's actually more like how we used to hate each other . remember that ? when we first met ? sheridan : oh , yeah , i remember now . luis : see ? exactly . sheridan : you used to think that i was this spoiled rotten bratty heiress , and i thought that you were this narrow - minded bully . it was your way or the highway . sort of like now . luis : you know what , though ? you left out one of my most notable character traits -- persistence . but come on , after that boat exploded in bermuda , i was the only one who thought you were still alive . everyone else wanted to give up . it was me . i sensed you were still out there somewhere . sheridan : i remember thinking about you when i was on st. lisa 's . i could n't even remember my name , but i remembered that i had a deep love . it was almost like i had this sense memory of being totally and completely happy . luis : yeah , well , that 's how it was between us . sheridan : look , luis , i do n't want to talk about this anymore . luis : all right , then . suit yourself . there 's something else i want to do while we 're here anyway . sheridan : whoa . wait a minute . where are you going ? luis : no , no , no . it 's nothing you 'd be interested in . you know , it 's guy stuff . but i wo n't be long . sheridan : whoa , wait , you can not leave me here . where are you going ? luis : i 'm going swimming . diving for buried treasure , if you must know . sheridan : excuse me ? luis : well , you see , it 's a story that i 've heard all my life . there was a pirate from around here , and , well , a few hundred years ago , he was said to have commandeered this spanish galleon , and he tried to sail it out from bermuda . this big nor'easter came in , capsized the boat . there 's said to be sunken treasure around here . so when i was a little kid , you know , we used to go snorkeling and look for parts of the wreckage . never found any , though . sheridan : and this is what you want to do tonight ? luis : why not ? maybe you 're my good - luck charm . now , who knows ? maybe tonight i will get lucky . sheridan : it 's going to be dangerous out there . luis : i thought you did n't care . sheridan : i do n't . luis : well , ok . anyway , i 'm not scared of sharks . sheridan : sharks ? you can not go out there ! luis : it was a joke . i was kidding . you want to come ? sheridan : no . i 'd rather sit here and eat worms . luis : all right , up to you . [ noise ] sheridan : wait . luis , i 'm coming with you . [ scene_break ] kay : put down that meat cleaver , will you ? you are not going to chop charity into little pieces . evil faith : why not ? i mean , you know , tab could feed her to fluffy for weeks , save us a fortune in cat food . kay : oh , that 's horrible . this is the way she always thinks ? tabitha : oh , this is nothing . evil faith : come on , you know , it 's not like we 're going to get caught . the cops will think that it was one of those serial killers . you know , like that blond shrink in salem . ooh , talk about a whack case . kay : tabitha , tell her to stop . i do n't want her to kill charity , just help me get rid of her . evil faith : you know , it 's the same thing in my book , girlie . tabitha : listen , faithless , kay may not be wrong on this . i think , perhaps , we should not be quite so fatal and work our way up to charity 's demise . evil faith : come on , tabitha , that 's no fun ! tabitha : oh , well , it could be if we put our heads together . i know . how about a good haunting ? you could pretend to be the simpy girl 's mother and just haunt charity to go far , far away . evil faith : well , i suppose it could be amusing . tabitha : yeah . [ scene_break ] [ charity remembers the fire that took her mother . ] charity : mom , are you in here ? did you get out ? mom . charity : oh . oh , mom . oh , god . [ end flashback . ] evil faith : i 'm here , sweetheart . charity : aunt grace , i thought you were -- evil faith : no , no , no . aunt grace is still in europe . it 's me , your mother . charity : no , this is impossible . evil faith : no , no , no , no , trust me , charity . it 's true . i heard you calling me , so i came . but i need you to do something for me . charity : anything . evil faith : ok . i need you to go to our old home . charity : but there 's nothing there . it 's burnt down . evil faith : i know you will understand when you get there . now go . [ scene_break ] eve : you tell anyone about my past with julian , and you will regret it , ivy , and that 's a promise . i am never ever going to forgive you for making me lie to my best friend . never . eve : oh . ivy : oh -- oh . woman : hi . ivy : you are omarosa from `` the apprentice . `` i adore that show . omarosa : that 's omarosa manigualt - stallworth , and i 'm glad you were entertained . eve : well , what are you doing here in harmony ? omarosa : i 've been in discussions with alistair crane to head up his washington division . i 'm here to close the deal . ivy : well , let me give you some advice . omarosa : i 'm perfectly capable of sealing this deal on my own without the advice of strangers . thanks . ivy : no , really , i think you want to hear me out . i 'm ivy crane . omarosa : oh , hi , ivy . ivy : and not many people know this , but alistair really wants to bring the crane industries benefit package up to par with the rest of corporate america , so you might suggest something like -- oh , free full - time daycare for all employees . i 'm sure you 're going to get a reaction out of him with that . omarosa : hmm . thank you . i 'll try it . ivy : mm - hmm , oh , yeah . alistair -- he 's a real sweetie , and he does n't care how long you take for lunch as long as you get the job done . omarosa : thank you . thanks a lot . ivy : best of luck . `` and , omarosa , you 're fired . `` [ scene_break ] man : what do you want ? liz : detective cook ? man : he 's retired . you got a police problem , take it to the harmony p.d . liz : no , you do n't understand . this is about something that happened a long time ago and on your watch , if you 're detective ronald cook . man : i told you , young lady , i 'm not in the business anymore . liz : sir , i need your help . or at least a friend of mine does , and you 're my only hope . detective cook : all right , make it quick . i have n't got all day . liz : i 'm liz , and my friend 's name is t.c . russell , and you were the lead detective on a case that he was involved in over 25 years ago . he was injured in a hit - and - run accident . detective cook : i had a lot of those . liz : yes , i know , but -- well , i 'm hoping that you can remember t.c . he was such a young man at the time , a very promising tennis career ahead of him . in fact , he was scheduled to play a big tournament the next day . this accident completely destroyed his career . detective cook : what do you expect me to do about this ? liz : i do n't expect you to do anything , detective . i 'm just hoping that you can help me do something . detective cook : well , i do n't see what that could be . like you said , i spent months trying to close the case . never got anywhere . there 's only one explanation for that -- someone did a lot of work trying to cover up all the evidence . the way i remember it , when we got to the scene , there was n't a fingerprint anywhere . you know , unfortunately , as far as your friend , mr. russell , is concerned , he was out like a light . could n't even swear to whether it was a man or a woman driving the car . liz : still , would n't it be great to solve this case ? i mean , you 'd be on every talk show in america , maybe even a book deal . detective cook : i never even thought about that . liz : and not only would it be great for you , it would mean so much to my friend . do you think you still have your old notes ? detective cook : never threw out a one . come in . you can help me look . [ scene_break ] sam : have a good night , guys . t.c . : yeah , you , too . ivy . ivy : thanks , t.c . t.c . : you two , congratulations , ok ? gwen : thank you . ethan : thanks . thank you . eve : is something wrong , t.c . ? t.c . : seeing ivy makes me think of julian , and all of the bad memories just start flooding back in . eve : about the car crash ? t.c . : we were so close to nailing that bastard at the founders ' day dance . luis had the information that i needed , the evidence to prove that julian was the one who broadsided my car . wait a minute . maybe the evidence that alistair had is not the evidence i need . maybe i can get that evidence from some other place . eve : honey , it was so long ago , i ca n't imagine what -- t.c . : no , sweetheart , i know where i can get the evidence . come with me . eve : honey , where are you taking me ? t.c . : you always wanted to see what was in my shed . eve : you 're going to show me tonight ? t.c . : i think it 's time . i do n't know why i have n't shown you until now . we have never kept secrets from each other , and i do n't want to keep this secret from you . i want to share everything with you , eve , even if it does remind me of my darkest hour . [ scene_break ] luis : i do n't think i 've ever been to this spot before . i 'm going to check it out . sheridan : hey , i 'm coming with you . [ scene_break ] charity : that could n't have been a dream . it seemed too real , that was my mother . charity : i 'm coming , mom . i 'm coming to the old house . tabitha : looks like it 's worked . you are the perfect lure to get charity to do whatever we want her to do . kay : ok , well , what about when charity gets to where they used to live ? i mean , the house has n't been there since it burned down . tabitha : yeah , well , evil faith will deal with all that . all we can hope for is that charity will do what her mommy tells her to do . [ scene_break ] liz : so you kept notebooks on all your old cases ? detective cook : any cop worth his salt does the same thing . liz : and you 'll let me look through it when you find it ? detective cook : no can do . it 's still official police business and you 're a civilian . liz : but like you said , you 're not on the force anymore . and you know , that hit - and - run driver was n't ever brought to justice . and think of how people will look at you if you solve this case now . detective cook : what the hey . it could give my pension check a boost , too . but , first , i got to find the damn thing . ah , i kept a few files in here , too . [ scene_break ] eve : oh , my god . t.c . : this is the car that i was driving the night that i was injured in that hit - and - run . i know i should have junked it a long time ago , but it was a part of me that reminded me of what happened that night when that bastard ran me off the road . eve , i could have been somebody . eve : oh , t.c . , you are somebody . you 've done so much with your life since then . t.c . : what 's that expression ? `` those who can do . those who ca n't coach . `` eve , i wanted be a player . i never wanted to be some guy standing on the sideline , just throwing the calls . eve : i know , but -- t.c . : i know that julian was driving the car the night of my accident . he 's the only person i know that 's so much of a coward , he would n't even stop to see if i was ok . he would n't accept responsibility , and one of these days , i 'm going to get the proof that he did it . [ eve screams ] t.c . : honey , what is it ? you look like you 've seen a ghost . [ scene_break ] hank : satisfied ? it was n't luis ' boat . now can we go back to the dock ? antonio : no , i 'm not going anywhere until i find my wife and my brother . hank : you honestly do n't think luis would hurt sheridan . antonio : i do n't know what he 'd do . he was crazy enough to take her against her will . look , hank , i 'm not giving up on this one . i 'm going to find sheridan , and i 'm going to teach luis a lesson he 's never going to forget . [ next_on ] evil faith : i ca n't wait to kill charity . tabitha : i 'll zap you over to castleton . then you can slice and dice her there . eve : oh , god , i 've hurt you . i 've made you suffer . sheridan : luis ! what if something happened to him and i did n't see ? what if he 's still down there ?
sparks fly between luis and sheridan as they spend time on the island . luis reminds sheridan of the times they shared , both good and bad . luis goes diving and gets trapped underwater . antonio is searching for luis and sheridan , and has a loaded gun ! ivy learns that theresa had herself implanted with gwen and ethan 's embryo and is so angry . sam says that something good will come out of theresa 's actions , and gwen says she is trying to take ethan 's advice and focus on the postive side .
ethan : theresa ? gwen : great , she locked herself in . ethan : theresa , open the door , give us the baby . theresa : never ! gwen : do you see ? this is why we ca n't trust her , ethan . if you had a doubt in your mind if we were doing the right thing or not , i hope you 're going to forget about it . ethan : honey , i know . theresa , please , open the door . theresa : no , ethan , you will never take jane away from me , ever ! ethan : ok , do me a favor -- stop yelling . you 're probably scaring the baby , all right ? pilar : what has theresa done now ? gwen : she locked herself in the room with jane . ethan : pilar , do you have a key ? pilar : yeah , somewhere . ethan : will you please , please try to find it ? i do n't want to make a big confrontation in front of the kids . pilar : yeah . ethan : theresa , listen , this is not helping one bit . you 're just making things worse for yourself . no matter what you do , i 'm going to get jane back . theresa : no , ethan , you and your wife will never have my baby ! you 'll have to kill me first ! [ scene_break ] fancy : know what ? considering i started the evening fighting off that icky guy , maybe we should slow down a bit . ned : of course . what was i thinking ? ned : mademoiselle wish to have dessert , yes ? let 's see what i can do . fancy : oh , wow . ned 's parents really did raise a true gentleman . [ scene_break ] sam : hey , honey . kay : hey . sam : sorry i took so long to get the ice cream , but i saw luis at the wharf and got to talking . did you and jessica finish eating ? kay : not exactly . sam : well , i hope you two did n't wait for me . kay : oh , i did , but jess was n't hungry . sam : where is she ? kay : her room . sam : well , i got her her favorite -- chocolate with peanut butter . you know what ? i 'm going to go up and say hi . kay : oh , dad , do n't . sam : all right , kay , what happened here ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : sweet , evil dreams , endora . thanks to your little booster , i managed to enchant dottie the d.n.a . technician all by myself . once she compares marty 's d.n.a . with sheridan 's , all hell will break loose . sheridan will be proven right that she is marty 's mother , and luis will be proven wrong . she will never forgive him for not believing in her and their smoldering love will go up in smoke . luis : sheridan , you ca n't be serious . what do you mean you have to leave me ? sheridan : i ca n't stay here , luis . i 'll go mad . everywhere i go in this whole damn town , i am reminded of what i lost -- our son . and to see him in beth 's arms is just unbearable for me . that 's why i just have to get away from all of this . luis : ok , fine . all right , i 'll call sam , i 'll see if i can get some time off . maybe we can rent one of those houses -- sheridan : no , luis , i do n't want you with me . tabitha : well , i guess the old girl 's still got it . have n't seen these two this unhappy since the time of charlemagne . luis : over and over tonight , you said that you love me . now , why do n't you want to be with me ? sheridan : luis , i 'm not angry with you , but we are at an impasse here . i believe that our son is alive , but your cop 's brain wo n't let you admit that . all right , you know , you 're a cop through and through . i mean , that 's what you do . you weigh the pros and cons , you collect the evidence . that 's just who you are . but that part of you i ca n't deal with right now , so that 's why i need to get away and just be alone and try and figure things out for myself . luis : well , that 's ridiculous ! sheridan : please , luis , just try and understand . luis : well , i 'm sorry if i do n't understand , ok ? i love you with all of my heart , the heart that you say i am not connected to you with . [ scene_break ] sam : well , out with it , kay . what happened here ? kay : it 's not worth talking about . sam : yeah ? who 's been having a food fight ? kay : all right . after you left , jessica came in . she was eavesdropping on us . sam : what 'd she hear ? kay : nothing bad , just that we loved her , but that does n't seem to matter to her . anyway , she said she was going to go out again to one of those sleazy clubs , and i said she could n't go . she said she was , and then one thing led to another and i tackled her . we had this really big fight . sam : are you ok ? kay : please . i 've won every fight with jessica since i was two feet high . but i had to use this to convince her to stay here tonight . sam : kay . the food on the wall ? kay : well , jessica did n't like what i made for dinner , so she threw it at me . i have n't finished cleaning it up yet , so -- sam : god . where did i go wrong with you kids ? [ scene_break ] ned : room service ? i 'm in room 1227 . i 'd like to order some of those strawberries dipped in chocolate ? oh , and do n't forget the whipped cream . oh , and a bottle of your best champagne . yes . yes , thank you , we 'll be waiting . fancy : i love the way your wicked mind works . strawberries and chocolate are definitely the way to my heart . ned : where are you going ? fancy : to wash my hands . ned : oh , sorry . the water in the bathroom does n't work . the plumbing has n't been hooked up yet . fancy : so how do you take a shower ? woman : what are you doing in my bathroom ? ned : oh , ma'am , i -- i 'm so sorry . i must have come into the wrong room . i feel just terrible . is there -- i did n't mean to frighten you . is there something i could do to make it up to you ? i manage . [ scene_break ] theresa : go away ! there is no way you 're taking my child ! gwen : this is going so much worse than i thought it would . she 's completely lost her mind . ethan : i do n't know about that , but manic , yes . this just proves what we 're doing is right . i mean , jane does n't belong with theresa when she 's acting like this . theresa : ethan , i heard that ! now you get out of here ! jane is not leaving my sight , so give up ! pilar : ethan , i 'm sorry . i ca n't find the key to her room . ethan : god . theresa , come on , open the door ! theresa : no , go away , ethan ! leave me and my daughter alone . ethan : what are we going to do ? gwen : here i go again . why do n't we just break the door down ? ethan : no , gwen , gwen , no way , no way . you 're going to scare the baby to death with this thing . gwen : ok , well , we need to do something . ethan : maybe i can jimmy the lock . theresa : no , ethan , leave that door alone . ethan : can you find me a screwdriver or something ? pilar : i 'll look . gwen : ok , we ca n't just stand here and not do anything , ethan . there 's no telling what she 's going to do . [ scraping ] gwen : what is that ? theresa : ok , sweetheart , it 's ok . you just hold on , ok ? mommy 's taking care of everything . everything is going to be just fine . ethan : theresa , what are you doing ? theresa : go away , ethan ! i 'm going to protect you and i 'm going to protect little ethan if i have to die doing it . do n't you worry , baby , no one is going to take you from me . ok . pilar : why ca n't you ever find what you need when you need it ? martin : hey . what 's wrong ? pilar : martin . so you 're home . martin : yeah . pilar : i thought maybe you might have decided to stay with katherine . martin : no , pilar . you know , i made a promise to you and the children . i 'll keep that promise . pilar : right , unlike other promises , right ? i 'm sorry . sorry . martin : i was just out walking . what were you looking for ? pilar : a screwdriver or anything . we need to pick a lock . martin : pick a lock , huh ? why ? pilar : because -- well , it 's a long story , but today at gwen 's hearing , not only did the judge dismiss all the charges but she gave ethan and gwen custody of baby jane , temporarily , but -- martin : no , it 's ridiculous . why in the hell would she do that ? pilar : well , partly because our daughter -- it 's the way that she got herself pregnant in the first place , martin . she has brought this on herself . oh , god , you had to see her today at court . she was like a wild woman , screaming , yelling , attacking gwen . and the judge -- well , she found her to be unstable , and , i do n't know , maybe she is . martin : and then what ? pilar : well , then ethan and gwen showed up to take the baby away and theresa locked herself up in the room with the baby , and she has vowed not to let ethan or gwen have the baby ever . martin : god , if the authorities find this out , she 'll never get custody again . pilar : i know . that 's what i said . martin : all right . what can i do to help ? pilar : help me find a screwdriver , please . martin : ok . pilar : thank you , martin . at a time like this , theresa needs her father . [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , luis . there is so much misery headed in your direction . once those d.n.a . tests are completed and you find out that marty is really your son with sheridan , your life as you know it will be toast . sheridan begged you for weeks to listen to your heart and believe her , but , oh , no , no , you would n't budge an inch , would you ? well , you just wait . she feels that you 've betrayed her and turned your back on the most important thing in her life -- her child , your child . thank you . thank you . yes , i think it is quite a nifty little plan myself . in fact , i think it 's worth celebrating . one martimmy coming up . no one could mix a martimmy like timmy . he had the knack . here 's to you , timmy . you have your reward up there , and i have mine down here . sheridan : i 'm sorry if you do n't understand , luis , but i 've made up my mind and i 'm leaving . luis : baby , how can you do this to us ? huh ? after everything that we have been through , all the lives that we have shared , century after century ? we 've been separated in this lifetime over and over , but we have always managed to get back together again . and why ? because our hearts are one . sheridan : maybe . because we 've always been able to conquer the outside forces that try to tear us apart . but not this time , luis . because it 's not an outside force that 's trying to separate us , it 's you . [ scene_break ] sam : maybe i should go try to talk to jessica , try to work things out . i mean , she 's so angry with me . kay : well , it should be the other way around , ok ? do n't bother , dad . she is in no mood to listen to reason . trust me , i tried . let her stew in her own juices for a while . sam : spending too much time alone could add to her problems . kay : hey , sit down . come here , sit down . i worked really hard on this dinner and i really want you to enjoy it , ok ? sam : thanks , honey . my god , what am i going to do ? i think i 've let all my kids down . kay : none of that , ok ? you have been a great dad . you 've always been there for all of us . you were at every one of my softball games , all of my soccer games , and even my lousy attempts at ballet . sam : i 'm afraid you do n't have a very good memory . i was gone a lot working late . i missed out on so much . your mother was the a - plus parent , not me . kay : well , dad , you had to work . we all knew that . that 's what paid the bills . mom ran the b & b and the crafts store , but you know that never brought in a lot of money . we all appreciated what you did for us , even jessica . and i do n't know if this means anything , but i always thought and i still think you 're a terrific dad . sam : thank you , sweetheart . that means a lot . kay : if anything , i 'm the one who should apologize for everything i put you through -- dropping out of college , having a baby out of -- sam : hey , you hit a rough spot . kay : yeah , but you stuck by me , and i 'm really grateful for that . sam : it 's because i love you . you 're my daughter . and i also love that beautiful granddaughter maria . kay : i know it probably took me a while , but i think i 've finally got my feet back on the ground . sam : that you have . i just hope that jessica could follow in your footsteps . kay : well , stop worrying , ok , because i 'm going to help you with jessica , and somehow or other , we 'll get her straightened out and we can all go back to some kind of normalcy . hey , and noah , he 's doing great . sam : yes , he is . graduated the top of his class , now he 's working on his master 's . you know , who knows -- he may be the first bennett to get a ph.d . kay : hmm , dr. bennett . wow . i 'm really proud of him . thank god you do n't have any problems with him . [ scene_break ] ned : so have i freaked you out now that you know what kind of guy i am ? fancy : oh , you mean a thief ? ned : i call it squatting . fancy : yeah , you keep telling yourself that . i must say i 'm surprised . but it 's sort of fascinating . you 're kind of like the met version of robin hood , stealing from the rich and giving to the poor . of course , you 've appointed yourself as the deserving poor , which is perhaps a tad self - serving , but i guess you ca n't have everything . ned : yeah , that 's one way to look at it . come on , these casinos are popping up everywhere no matter where you go -- vegas to atlantic city to those indian reservations up in connecticut . they all have one thing in common -- the odds are stacked in favor of the house . i 'm just evening it up a little . i 'm a poor , starving student . i need all the help i can get . fancy : i 'd say you were doing very well . ned : the money this joint racks in , they 'll never miss the few bucks i 'm costing them . to my system . it 's foolproof . they 'll never catch me . [ phone rings ] guard : security . uh - huh ? ok . got it . we 'll check it out right away . second guard : who was that ? first guard : accounting . they 've noticed some strange irregularities in billing over the last couple of months . the kitchen says their end - of - the- month tallies keep coming up short . second guard : hmm . that 's weird . first guard : and what 's worse , when the kitchen puts their charges through to accounting , somehow accounting never gets them . they think someone 's hacking into the system and deleting room - service charges . the trouble seems to be coming from several rooms on the 12th floor . second guard : so let 's investigate . first step -- keep our eyes peeled for anything odd . [ scene_break ] tabitha : 82 of sheridan 's lives on the wall . 82 of sheridan 's lives . take one down , stomp it in the ground , 81 of sheridan 's lives on the wall . uh - oh . timmy ? timmy , is that you ? oh , timmy . so ? i 'm just having a little fun . oh , do n't be such a spoilsport . luis : do n't blame me for keeping us apart . i have always been here for you . sheridan : luis , it 's more than that . you have to trust and believe in me . more importantly , you have to get our son back . luis : our son ? how , huh ? we 're just supposed to go to beth and take him ? we 'll both be arrested ! sheridan : there you go again , thinking like a cop . everything has to be nice and legal . luis : well , i 'm sorry , i guess things are different when you 're alistair crane 's daughter . sheridan : oh , that is not fair , luis . do you know where i was after i was in the park ? i went back to the hospital d.n.a . lab . i tried to talk dottie into running that test again . luis : why , huh ? we already know the test results . sheridan : look , i do n't know , but somehow , some way , that first test is wrong , and if you ca n't believe me on that , then we have nothing -- absolutely nothing ! tabitha : come on , timmy . do n't blame this whole mess on me . i did n't kidnap that sappy sheridan and keep her in a pit , and i did n't steal little marty away , either . no , beth did that all on her own . well , with a little help from alistair , of course . i 'm just enjoying the fallout . luis : you do n't mean that . you are my life . sheridan : i do mean it . nothing has hurt our love more than you have right now . luis : how can you even say that ? sheridan , we are soul mates . we 're soul mates in the truest sense of the word . we 've been together for centuries , and we always will . sheridan : you know what ? maybe this is n't the lifetime where we 're supposed to find happiness . luis : no , you know , do n't even say that . we had a commitment ceremony in mexico . we took vows ! luis : do n't you stand there and tell me that those memories mean nothing to you . sheridan : of course not . but it was just a fantasy , luis . we 're not legally married . we married ourselves . luis : it was not just a fantasy . we said vows in front of god , in front of our friends , in front of family . in my heart , i feel married . sheridan : well , my heart tells me that i 'm a mother . i just wish that our son was alive in your heart . [ scene_break ] theresa : no one is ever going to take my baby away from me . [ jane cries ] theresa : oh , sweetheart . see ? everything is going to be ok . your mommy 's taking care of everything . i 'm going to protect you and little ethan , i promise . we 're going to be a family , always . gwen : she 's losing it . ethan : honey , i do n't know what to do . i mean , she 's acting irrational . i mean , there 's no telling what she might do . martin : here , ethan . ethan : thanks . did pilar tell you what 's going on ? martin : yeah . just do what you have to do . theresa : ethan , you -- you leave that lock alone , ok ? it 's not going to do you any good . i barricaded myself in . there 's no way you can get to me or jane . ethan : this is no good . the lock 's too strong . gwen : ok , well , we 're on the first floor . let 's just go around and smash her window in . ethan : oh , gwen , the kids will freak if we do that . martin : god , what 's happened to her ? ethan : theresa , just be reasonable and give us jane , please . gwen : theresa , if you do n't open up , we 're going to have to call the police . is that really what you want ? you want us to call the police and they 'll knock your door down with an ax ? ethan : honey , honey , i do n't want that . little ethan will be traumatized . gwen : ok , and she 's left us with no alternative . if she does n't open up , social services is going to have to force their way in . ethan : no , no , no , i wo n't allow it . i will do it myself if i have to . theresa : no , no , no , i do n't believe you . ethan : theresa , believe it ! theresa : no , you would n't do that , ethan . my children are my life . ethan : theresa , i know that . gwen : ethan , do n't waste your time . ethan : shh , gwen . listen , theresa -- theresa : it 's going to be ok . ethan : i wish i knew how to figure this all out , but i do n't . theresa : shh , shh , shh . ethan : remember the bible -- you remember in the bible with king solomon and those two women ? they both claimed that they were the mother of the same baby ? theresa : shh , it 's ok , sweetheart . yes , the solution was to cut the baby in half , ethan . no , no . ethan : theresa , listen to me , the solution that he gave was to allow the real mother to make the right choice . i 'm trying to do that for you . i 'm trying to let you make the right choice here . now , gwen and i have been given custody of jane . i think it 's the right solution right now . now you have a choice . you can either give the baby to us or you can give jane to the police . theresa : no , ethan , never , never , never ! it 's okay , break time 's over . gwen : can you hear her ? she has completely gone over the edge . you know , what if jane 's in danger in there ? pilar : theresa could never hurt a child . gwen : well , she hurt mine , pilar , and god only knows what she 'll do . ethan : pilar , she 's right . martin : let me try to talk to her . pilar : no , martin . she 's still so very angry with you . martin : i have to try . sweetheart ? it 's papa . theresa : i do n't want to talk to you . you abandoned me my entire life . you ca n't help me now . martin : you know , maybe i can . you know , i could stand by you . i can fill a hole in your family that the system wants filled . you know , these courts , they love complete families in these custody battles . we 'll prove to that judge that you 've got a whole network of people that 'll help you take care of jane -- you know , her mother , both her grandparents , her uncle luis , and aunt paloma . we 're here for you , darling . we 'll make it through this . theresa : no , no , we wo n't make it through this , papa . you do n't know gwen and rebecca . they pay off judges . they 're evil , they 're vengeful , and they 're not going to stop -- it 's ok , baby -- until i 'm dead and buried , so just go away ! shh , shh , shh . theresa : baby , they 're never going to let your mommy be happy , you know ? it 's going to be ok . gwen : theresa , look , i did n't press charges against you when you stole my embryos . i had the judge drop the charges against you when you attacked me in court . ethan is right , this war between us has got to stop . no more revenge . theresa : no more revenge , gwen ? then let me keep my baby . do n't take her from me . ethan : theresa , i 'm sorry , but we have to . now , just give us the baby or i 'm going to have to call the police . theresa : shh , shh , shh . [ scene_break ] tabitha : do n't you miss all this , timmy ? things are heating up all over town . such good , bad fun . tabitha : oh , you little -- oh , anyway , i always hated that vase . the lopez- fitzgeralds clan 's problems are minuscule compared to the main event -- sheridan and luis . the demise of their love is so close , i can taste it . timmy , timmy , will you stop it ? you 'll wake endora . now fly back home and do n't come back until you can behave yourself . and let an old witch have a little fun ! tabitha : come back soon . i still miss you . luis : sheridan , we both know that we love each other . come on , i hate to see you angry with me . sheridan : this is not anger , luis . this is grief . i know how you think and how you feel , and i know that i 'm never going to be able to convince you to believe me . you think that our son is dead . i know that he 's alive . we 're never going to be able to move past this . so that 's why i have to move on . i have to go . [ scene_break ] ned : you about ready for dessert ? fancy : ca n't wait . ned : turn your back so i can get dressed . fancy : now you 're being modest ? ned : sure , now that we 're on speaking terms . fancy : whatever you say . ned : shall we ? fancy : i 'd be delighted . ned : voila , mademoiselle . strawberries dipped in chocolate with whipped cream and a bit of the bubbly . guard : bingo . looks like we got ourselves a mystery guest . second guard : good . let 's go catch a thief . [ scene_break ] sam : thank you so much , kay . that hit the spot . kay : my pleasure . sam : that was as good as your mother 's pot roast . kay : it was mom 's pot roast . i do n't know what i did wrong , though . i think i overcooked it . it was in the oven an awfully long time . sam : are you kidding ? it was delicious . thank you so much . you know , i 'm so proud of you . there was a few years where i got a little worried about you , but you 've grown up . kay : well , i still have a ways to go , but thanks . i 'm telling you it 's because of maria . being a parent makes you grow up fast . and because of her , i know how worried you are about jessica , so if you need any help , i 'll be here , ok ? sam : thanks . you know what ? we should call noah and tell him about jessica . kay : you want him to come home ? sam : no , i do n't want to interrupt his studies , but jessica really wants to see him , you know ? he loves her very much . she mentioned that she wanted to go visit , so maybe a change of scenery would do her some good . hmm . he 's not answering his cell phone . you know , maybe he 's in the library . he tells me all the time that he turns his cell phone off when he does n't want to be disturbed . i 'll call the college and leave a message . kay : that 's a good idea . sam : there it is . [ phone rings ] man : king 's standish university . dean rogers speaking . sam : hi , this is police chief sam bennett from harmony . my son noah is doing a graduate program there and i have n't been able to get hold of him . can i leave a message for him ? dean rogers : noah bennett ? sam : yeah , he 's studying for his master 's . he 's staying at foley hall . dean rogers : bennett ? the name is n't familiar , but i 'll check . sam : what was the name of noah 's dorm ? kay : foley hall . sam : that 's what i thought . the dean does n't seem to know him . kay : it 's not a big school . dean rogers : chief bennett ? sam : yes , i 'm here . dean rogers : i 'm sorry , sir , there seems to be a misunderstanding . your son noah is n't a student here . sam : wait a minute . there must be a mistake . my son noah studies there , and he certainly did n't say anything about leaving . dean rogers : sir , i 'm sorry . sam : but i get letters from him with his school address on it , and grades and parents ' notices from the college . now , the mistake must be from your end , ok ? my son studies there . dean rogers : i 'm sorry , chief bennett , i checked with the registrar 's office . it sounds like this is a big shock to you , but there 's no mistake . he has n't been enrolled at the college since the fall of 2003 . sam : my god . what happened to my son ? [ scene_break ] ned : would milady care to sample our dessert ? fancy : mmm . mmm ! those are fabulous . i have it all over my mouth ? ned : here , maybe i should have a taste . guard : hey , you ! we want to talk to you , buddy . fancy : oh , no . ned : think we missed our checkout time . [ scene_break ] theresa : do n't you worry , sweetheart , this is your home and you are not going anywhere , ever . gwen : it 's no use . forget it . theresa : you know , gwen , you should give up , because ethan loves me and jane too much to ever rip her away from me . it 's never going to happen . pilar : teresita , listen to me -- you have to come out now . if you do n't surrender the baby , ethan will call the police . theresa : no , what is your grandma saying ? your daddy would never call the police on me . ethan : gwen , how can i call the police on theresa ? gwen : uh , she had no problem calling them on me . besides , ethan , what are we supposed to do ? she 's not going to come out of the room . you know , she 's not going to give jane up without a fight . ethan : you 're right . you 're right , i do n't have a choice . i 'll do it . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , you ca n't mean that . i love you . sheridan : and i love you . but no matter how much i love you , i ca n't live in the outskirts of my son 's life while that woman brings him up . i just -- i have to go . i have no choice . luis : of course you have a choice . sheridan : not anymore , luis . look , i prayed that i would convince you that marty is our child , but you ca n't believe that the son we made out of love is alive and well . luis : i 've tried , sheridan . i have tried over and -- [ baby cries ] sheridan : shh . wait , luis . do you hear that ? luis : hear what ? sheridan : he 's crying . god , he 's in pain . luis : sheridan , what are you saying ? sheridan : luis , come on , do n't tell me that you ca n't hear that . tabitha : no , sheridan , luis ca n't hear a damn thing . sheridan : luis , are you deaf ? that is our son . he 's crying out for me . luis : oh , god , sheridan . sheridan : look , do not say that i am crazy , because i hear him all the time . i see him everywhere i go . but you just wo n't believe me . oh , god , i got to leave here . i 've got to leave harmony . [ next_on ] sheridan : except for passion , our love is n't as strong as we thought . tabitha : you and sher - sher are finished , luis . i 'll bet my broomstick on it ! ned : this is n't a game . if we get caught , we 'll be in big trouble . theresa : i 'm not giving up my daughter , and that is all there is to it .
theresa is still barricaded in her room with jane and little ethan , swearing that no one will take her baby from her , but ethan is determined to do just that , and he calls on help from the police to do it . sheridan tells luis she has to leave since he simply refuses to believe marty is her son and the dna test was flawed . he tries to talk her out of destroying their love , but when she starts hearing marty crying for her , compliments of tabitha , he begins to worry about her mental health . tabby is enjoying the pain she is inflicting on the couple in hopes of striking a death blow to their ageless love story , but timmy shows up to try to talk her out of it . no such luck , however , so he goes back to heaven and leaves her to her work .
charity : my dream seemed so real . evil faith : i 'm here , sweetheart . charity : aunt grace . i thought you were -- evil faith : no , no , no , aunt grace is still in europe . it 's me , your mother . charity : no , this -- this is n't possible . evil faith : no , no , no , trust me , charity , it 's true . i heard you calling me , so i came . but i need you to do something for me . charity : anything . evil faith : ok . i need you to go to our old home . charity : but there 's nothing there . it 's burned down . evil faith : no , you will understand when you get there . now go . charity : i 'm coming , mom . i 'm coming . [ scene_break ] tabitha : and she 's off ! ha - ha ! i knew charity would never be able to refuse her sweet , dead mom . evil faith : so chump girl really took the bait . tabitha : mm - hmm ! yes , yes , evil faith . charity really believed you were her mother ! ha - ha ! and blondie has no idea that you 're just an evil replicate that i conjured up to lure her out to the woods and then give her the mother of all sendoffs ! kay : what does that mean , exactly ? evil faith : it means , just leave it to cleaver . ha ! [ playing with a large meat cleaver . ] [ scene_break ] det . cook : i 'm sure my old case notebook is here somewhere . liz : well , keep looking , detective . i am desperate to help my friend t.c . find closure . this accident robbed him of his future in tennis , caused his father to die of a broken heart . det . cook : it bothered me that case was never solved . someone committed a terrible crime , ruining mr. russell 's life . they should play . liz : yes , they should . liz : and once you give me the proof i need , eve will pay for what she did that night , and my sister 's life will be wrecked once and for all . [ scene_break ] t.c . : honey , are you ok ? eve : that 's the car from your accident ? t.c . : i could n't get rid of it . that night changed my life forever . the driver of that car that hit me that night ruined my chances of playing pro tennis , caused my father to die before his time . and i know that that driver was julian crane . and so help me , god , when i get the proof i need , i swear to you , i will kill him ! [ young eve screams in eve 's memory ] eve 's inner voice : oh , my god . julian was n't driving the car that night . i was ! [ scene_break ] sheridan : luis ? he must have come up closer to the shore . [ scene_break ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places ; and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet ; and i , would fly on the wings of the bird , i knewm could take me highest . breathe in , breathe out . you keep me alive ; you are the fire burning inside of me . you are my passion for life . [ scene_break ] det . cook : got it . liz : that 's it ? the case notebook ? det . cook : any cop worth his badge writes down everything for backup . liz : and here we are years later trying to help an innocent victim find justice . det . cook : i always wanted the person responsible for the accident held accountable . liz : yes , and my friend t.c . does , too . and i want him to have the satisfaction of knowing who is responsible for physically and emotionally scarring him for life . you know , t.c . thinks that he knows who was driving the car that night . he thinks it 's someone that he is close to , and i want to prove it . [ scene_break ] eve : oh , my god . the wreck . god , the wreck . t.c . : sweetheart , come on , sit down , sit down . eve : oh . t.c . : honey , i 'll get you some water . just hold on . [ flashback to a drunken night of partying for eve and julian . ] young eve : i want some more champagne ! young julian : oh , sorry , my love , it 's all gone . young eve : no ! open the other bottle , then ! young julian : we already did . we drank that , too ! young eve : well , i want more ! more , more , more ! young julian : oh , i 'll give you more when we get back to my place -- more champagne , more of everything . young eve : ooh , everything ? young julian : oh , anything and everything . young julian : eve ! eve , watch out ! young eve : what ? oh , no ! [ the sound of a car accident . ] [ flashback ends . ] eve : oh , god ! oooh , god , i remember ! oh , god , i remember the wreck ! oh , god ! oh , god ! [ scene_break ] sheridan : still no sign of luis . oh , he must 've gotten ashore first and went to go look for some firewood . sheridan : oh . antonio . sheridan 's inner voice : he 's my husband and i love him . oh , but god help me , i feel something for luis , too . sheridan : what if luis is right ? i mean , what if my father really did have dr. ackland brainwash me into loving antonio when i really love luis ? i just wish i knew . poor luis . he 's just dying for me to remember . [ scene_break ] evil faith : i ca n't wait to kill charity . tabitha : i 'll zap you over to castleton , where the real faith and blondie used to live , and you can slice and dice her there . evil faith : sounds like a plan . kay : excuse me , but is n't there something else we can do besides actually killing charity ? tabitha : kay , dear , i did n't want it to happen this way , either . timmy 's heart beats on in that brat -- my timmy 's heart . we 've tried everything else . endora even turned reese from a dud to a stud to distract the girl , and still she mooned over miguel . kay : i know , but ca n't we just -- tabitha : why even death himself guilted your cousin into giving up miguel to save maria , but actually , according to the boys in the basement , father lonigan told charity that that was a bogus deal . he said death ca n't bargain using innocent souls , so we 're back to square one . and it 's not just your future with miguel that 's at stake here . i have endora to worry about now . if blondie and the boy get back together and do the deed , not only will i fry but my darling daughter will fry , too , and that 's the last thing that timmy would want because he loves me , and he loves endora , too . oh , so if heaven is all about forgiveness , which is what timmy claims it is , then i 'll be forgiven for this , as well , right ? evil faith , go . dispatch charity . chop , chop . kay : wait ! wait ! there 's something we have n't tried yet . tabitha : what , kay ? kay : you said that charity was so good , she would never refuse her mom , right ? tabitha : right . kay : and you proved it . she 's on her way right now to their old home site . tabitha : your point being ? kay : well , what if we tell evil faith to tell charity to stay away from miguel ? evil faith : and then i kill her . kay : excuse us for a sec . charity was sickeningly close to her mom , so meeting her back at the charred remains of the home where the real faith died in the fire will pull on every heartstring my cousin has . tabitha : so ? kay : so once charity 's mother -- well , actually that evil look - alike you conjured up -- pleads with charity to give up miguel , charity will never be able to refuse . tabitha : hmm . maybe you have a point there . and if your plan works , it will allow my timmy 's heart to live on in charity . kay : yes , my plan will work . i know it will . tabitha : maybe . so now what i have to do is make evil faith pretend to be sweet and nice for a while . kay : well , so make her be nice . you conjured her up . does n't she have to act however you want her to ? tabitha : yes , within reason . kay : what are you waiting for ? try it , ok ? my plan is better than killing charity and losing your last earthly link to timmy . tabitha : you 're bloody right . evil faith , put down that cleaver . evil faith : why ? tabitha : there 's been a change of plan . you 're going to be nice to charity -- really , really nice . mm - hmm . [ evil faith growls ] [ scene_break ] antonio : damn it , i should 've taken sheridan with me when we went to the hospital to tell my mother goodbye instead of leaving her there at the cottage by herself . you know what , i 'll bet luis was right there . i 'll bet he was just waiting for me to leave the house so he could go in and kidnap her . hank : luis loves sheridan . i 'm sorry , antonio , but they were together before sheridan ever met you antonio : you know what , hank , that does n't matter because sheridan married me . she 's told me i do n't know how many times that she wants to be with me , and luis just ca n't accept that . hank : sheridan and luis have a connection , antonio , a bond between them that i do n't think anyone or anything could ever break . antonio : what did i just tell you , hank ? sheridan and i have a bond , too . we 're married . i 'm her husband . you mark my word -- it 'll be a cold day in hell before i ever see luis with sheridan . [ scene_break ] sheridan : luis ! luis ! wonder where he is . wait a minute . if he went to go get firewood , he should be back by now . oh , no . what if something happened to him and he did n't make it to shore ? what if he 's still out there ? [ scene_break ] evil faith : plan b blows brimstone , tabs ! you conjured me up to murder charity , not mother her ! tabitha : yes , well -- well , just think of this as a challenge -- evil faith : oh -- tabitha : evil 's softer side . make charity think that you are loving , caring , nice -- all the things you are n't . earn her trust , and then guilt her into giving up miguel once and for freaking all ! kay : oh , tabs , we 've got an incoming message ! there she is . [ watching charity in the magic gazing bowl . ] [ scene_break ] [ flashback to a night with charity and faith before the fire . ] charity : one of mom 's angel statues ? your angel statues . faith : yeah , i ca n't find a single one of them . charity : well , you 've got so many of them . one of them 's got to be around here somewhere . faith : well , i 'm going to keep looking . oh . charity : mom , you can live without your angels for one night . you look exhausted . go to bed . faith : as soon as i find one , i will . as perfect as everything is , we still have to be careful , charity . charity : do n't worry about me so much , mom . i 'm going to be just fine . faith : you are very strong and very capable . i 'm so proud of the young woman you 've become . it 's just -- charity : i know -- the evil forces . faith : that 's right . charity : mom , tomorrow we begin our new life , and it is going to be better than anything you 've ever dreamed of . faith : i 'm sure it will , sweetheart . good night . charity : i love you , mom . faith : i love you , too , my precious daughter . may the angels in heaven watch over you tonight and protect you from harm always . [ flashback ends . ] charity : ooh . mom , i miss you so much . if only the angels had protected her from that fire . [ scene_break ] tabitha : faith 's cutesy - wootsy angels were no match for me that night . i was a real bitch . a german shepherd , to be exact . kay : look how much charity misses her mom , ok ? i 'm sure she 'll do anything evil faith asks her to . tabitha : well , we 'll soon see , wo n't we ? evil faith , time to be nice . [ evil faith groans ] tabitha : there . much better . next stop to castleton , hmm ? [ with a wave of her hands , tabitha transports evil faith to charity 's side . ] [ scene_break ] charity : mom ? i came back to our old house , just like you asked me to . i do n't really know what i 'm doing here . is there something you want me to do ? evil faith : yes , charity , there is . tabitha : cue the music . [ celestial music plays ] [ tabitha casts a music spell to give the meeting that ethereal feeling . ] charity : mom . evil faith : it 's me , honey . charity : you 're here . you 're really here ! evil faith : yes , sweetheart , mommy 's here . [ scene_break ] det . cook : let 's see . the accident was the week of -- my notes should be right about -- oh , my god . liz : what is it , detective ? det . cook : my notes about the accident -- the pages are all gone . liz : what do you mean ? det . cook : i mean someone ripped them out . someone stole my notes about your friend 's accident . [ scene_break ] eve : i ca n't believe this is happening . i was there the night of t.c . 's accident . i was driving julian 's car ! [ flashback to the accident that ruined tc 's tennis career . ] young eve : julian , what happened ? young julian : nothing , nothing . just slide over here . young eve : hmm ? young julian : let me drive . come , please . young eve : we hit something . what did we hit ? young julian : does n't matter . let 's just -- let 's just go back to my -- my place and we 'll get some rest . young eve : oh . did , did i hit that car ? oh , i hit that car . young julian : do n't worry about it . i 'm sure no real harm was done . come on . young eve : oh , god , julian , wait . oh , i hurt that guy ! oh , i -- oh , god -- young julian : shh . young eve : i hurt that poor guy . young julian : no . no . that is n't just some poor guy . that 's t.c . russell . [ car starts ] [ end flashback . ] eve : oh , god , it was t.c . ! oh , god ! i 'm responsible for ruining t.c . 's life ! [ scene_break ] antonio : i know you 're out there , sheridan , and i will find you . hank : antonio , i hope you do n't hate me for what i said about sheridan and luis ' love . i 'm just trying to tell it like it is . i do n't want you thinking i 'm taking sides . antonio : hank , i would expect that you would take luis ' side , you being his best friend and all . it 's just my mother . i -- i ca n't believe that she 'd take luis ' side . i mean , she 's excusing the fact that my own brother committed adultery with my wife . now , i love my mother very much , but that 's something i 'm just never going to forget . wait a minute . shine the light over there , hank . i think i see something in the water . looks like someone . maybe it 's sheridan . [ scene_break ] sheridan : luis ! luis ! he was right behind me when i came up from the shipwreck . what if something happened to him and i did n't see ? what if he 's still down there ? [ sheridan dives frantically trying to find luis . ] [ scene_break ] liz : detective cook , you must be mistaken . det . cook : there 's no mistake , ma'am . someone ripped out all the pages with my notes on t.c . russell 's car wreck . what i do n't get is why . who 'd want to do such a thing ? liz : the cranes . det . cook : did you say the cranes ? liz : yes . julian or his father , alistair -- they would 've made sure that there were no loose ends connected with that accident . damn them . det . cook : you did n't tell me the cranes were involved with this . liz : well , i assumed that -- that you knew from your original investigation . det . cook : i had my suspicions , but -- forget it . leave me out of this . i 'm not going to risk my pension going against the cranes . liz : no ! listen , i do n't think that julian 's to blame . i think that somebody else was driving the car -- a woman , perhaps . det . cook : i do n't care . now , i 'm sorry , but you need to leave . liz : but what about truth ? what about justice ? det . cook : tell your friend to get over it , get counseling . just leave me alone . liz : detective cook , i really need your help . det . cook : no . you need to go , now . liz : damn it . i was so close to nailing eve . what now ? [ scene_break ] eve : i guess what happened that night was just so traumatic to me that i just -- i just pushed it out of my mind , and then when i saw this car that t.c . was driving , it just -- it just all came rushing back in again . at least , god , i think that what i 'm remembering is what happened . [ flashback to the night of the accident . ] young eve : no . young julian : what is it , my love ? young eve : what happened ? where am i ? young julian : you 're here , you 're here in my bed , safe and sound . lean back . young eve : how did i get here ? young julian : i brought you . you had a bit too much to drink tonight , as did i , and i thought it was best if you sleep it off . young eve : no , no , something happened . there was -- there was a car wreck . there was an accident . young julian : no , you had a nightmare . young eve : but , no , i -- i saw that man . i saw the man in the car . young julian : no , no , no . you just go back to sleep . as i said , you had too much champagne . you go to sleep . you 'll feel better in the morning . young eve : it was so real . young julian : sleep . that unfortunate man means nothing to you . you 'll never see t.c . russell again . [ end flashback . ] eve : oh , t.c . [ scene_break ] antonio : aim it more to the right , just a little bit . [ talking about the spotlight on the boat . ] hank : i do n't see anything . antonio : damn it . i could 've sworn i saw someone out there . hank : it could 've just been a clump of seaweed . antonio : no , it looked like a woman . i mean , it could 've been sheridan . hank : i do n't see anyone , man or woman . antonio : all right , well , i 'm not giving up . i 'm not giving up till we find sheridan . i know she 's out there somewhere . [ scene_break ] [ sheridan returned to the shipwreck to find luis trapped at the bottom of the bay under a fallen beam from the ship . she freed him and brought him to the surface . ] sheridan : oh , god . oh , luis . hope i 'm not too late . oh , please , luis , do n't be dead . sheridan : no ! he 's not responding ! sheridan : please , luis , you can not die . you ca n't die ! [ sheridan administers cpr . ] [ scene_break ] charity : mom , i 'm so happy to see you . i 've missed you so much . evil faith : oh , i 've missed you , too , sweetheart . but i 've been watching over you and keeping tabs on your life . [ scene_break ] [ tabitha and kay watch evil faith and charity in the magical gazing bowl . ] kay : so far so good . evil faith is acting so sweet , just like charity said her real mom did . now all evil faith has to do is just get my cousin to agree to stay away from miguel and you wo n't have to kill her . timmy 's heart can go on beating in charity 's chest . tabitha : hades knows i 'd like that , but i 'm not holding my breath . seems my creation has come with a bit of a short fuse . kay : well , how hard can it be for evil faith and charity to connect like mothers and daughters do ? tabitha : you tell me , kay . you and your mother went from being connected to being downright combative . kay : well , my mom killed our connection the second she put charity 's happiness ahead of my own . tabitha : yeah , well , let 's just hope charity 's mom can kill her with kindness instead of flat - out offing the brat . [ scene_break ] charity : i 'm so glad you 're here . but why did you come back from heaven to see me ? evil faith : sweetheart , i 'm worried about you . i see you headed in the wrong direction , down a path that will lead to pain and heartache . charity : mom , mom , if this is about reese , do n't worry about it . we did n't sleep together . we just made out . evil faith : no . no , it 's not about reese . it 's about miguel . charity : what about miguel ? evil faith : it 's wrong for you to try to get back together with miguel . you have to leave him alone . charity : mom -- evil faith : charity , if you do n't stay from miguel , lives will be destroyed . [ scene_break ] hank : i say we head back to shore and look for sheridan and luis again in the morning when it 's light . antonio : no . i can feel that she 's close by . we just have n't spotted her yet . wait a minute . over there . look . it 's an island . sheridan could be on that island . [ scene_break ] sheridan : breathe , luis ! please breathe ! sheridan : oh , god , no . luis , i 'm not going to lose you again . i lost you to death before in other lifetimes , and i 'm not going to lose you in this life ! please , luis , breathe ! oh , luis ! oh , thank god , you 're alive ! [ scene_break ] charity : i do n't understand . why do you want me to stay away from miguel ? evil faith : were n't you listening just now ? your being with him will cause pain and suffering . charity : why ? evil faith : because it will . charity : why ? evil faith : what is this , 20 questions ? charity : mom -- i mean , you 're asking me to give up the one and only love of my life . why ? [ evil faith growls ] evil faith : because , honey , that love can never be . let it go . put miguel out of your heart . [ scene_break ] kay : this is perfect ! charity totally thinks her mom is telling her what to do . oh , and knowing my cousin , she will never go against her mother 's wishes . [ scene_break ] charity : mom , you do n't understand . i try to stay away from miguel , but our love keeps bringing us back together . evil faith : that 's because you 're -- you 're weak and you need to be stronger . charity : why , mom ? why do i have to give up the man i love ? that 's just not fair . it 's not ! it 's not fair ! evil faith : fair ? you 're talking to me about fair ? i burned to a crisp on this very spot while you got your beauty sleep upstairs ! charity : mom -- evil faith : i 'm dead while you 're alive ! is that fair ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : uh - oh . evil faith 's true colors are starting to show through . kay : well , what do you think will happen ? tabitha : i do n't know . we just have to hope charity agrees sooner rather than later to give up miguel or your plan could flop and charity will end up a fricassee . [ scene_break ] charity : mom , it is n't like you to get so angry . evil faith : yeah , well , being dead changes a person . i came back to warn you , and you 're not listening to me . charity : ok -- um -- i 'm trying to understand . evil faith : ok , well , it 's really quite simple , actually . miguel had a baby with kay , your cousin . charity : right . but , mom , he still loves me . evil faith : even so , miguel has a responsibility to kay , and he ca n't exactly fulfill that responsibility if he 's running around with you , now , can he ? charity : i want him to be there for maria . i want him to be a wonderful father . but he can still be with me . evil faith : you think so , huh ? charity : yeah , i do . evil faith : well , you 're wrong . you 're selfish and you 're wrong ! charity : mom , i 'm not being selfish . i want him to be a great father , but he can still be with me . i love him ! i 'm not giving him up ! evil faith : `` i love him ! i 'm not giving him up ! `` charity : mom , this is n't you . evil faith : shut up , miss thing ! you can and you will give up miguel , do you hear me ? you will give him up or there will be hell to pay ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : so much for plan b , i 'm afraid . [ scene_break ] t.c . : sweetheart , you 're shaking . what 's wrong ? why are you so upset ? eve : oh , oh , t.c . all these years -- the car , the accident -- oh , god , i 've hurt you . i 've made you suffer . t.c . : honey , i do n't understand . liz : oh , but you will , t.c . your dear , precious wife was driving the car the night of the accident that ruined your life , and now , finally , when the truth comes out , eve 's life will be ruined , as well . [ scene_break ] sheridan : oh , luis . thank god you 're alive . luis : sheridan . sheridan : oh , luis . [ they kiss . ] [ scene_break ] antonio : hank , aim the searchlight a little bit more to the left , see if there 's any sign of sheridan over there . i have to find her . i have to get her away from luis . sheridan : luis . i got to get you to the mainland . you 've lost too much blood . i 've got to get you to a doctor . luis : no , no doctor . i feel fine . sheridan : luis ? oh , my goodness . [ luis groans ] sheridan : that searchlight -- it 's coming from a boat . somebody 's out there . they can help you ! [ scene_break ] antonio : luis is holding sheridan against her will . i have to let her know that i 'm here . sheridan , it 's antonio . sheridan , if you can hear me , let me know . [ scene_break ] sheridan : it 's your brother , luis . it 's antonio . he can help get you to a doctor . luis : i do n't need a doctor . i just need you . sheridan : no . antonio : sheridan , if you 're on the island , let me know . sheridan : oh , antonio . luis . [ next_on ] eve : it 's my fault -- all of it ! it 's all my fault ! t.c . : honey , how could the accident that happened years ago be your fault ? sheridan : you 're -- you 're one of those pirates . luis : harry blodge at your service . we meet again .
eve stares at the car and has a flashback to the night t.c . was injured . she remembers that she was the one driving the car , and julian switched places with her . the policeman that liz went to see ( the one who investigated the accident ) finds his notebook about the night of the accident , but the pages have been torn out . when liz mentions the cranes might have done it , the policeman shoves her out the door and says he wo n't go against the cranes .
tabitha : there . as you committee witches can see , i am a bad witch . as my mother was . as her mother was . as all their mean mothers before them were . chaos and carnage get my juices flowing , not sweetness and light . ask fluffy . is n't that right , fluffy ? miguel : oh , my god . i have to tell kay and everyone in town tabitha really is a witch . [ scene_break ] pilar : how 's my beautiful , strong son , hmm ? how are you feeling ? luis : well , it 's funny . when i first wound up on death row , i thought life could n't get any worse , but -- it has . pilar : por que , mi hijo ? que paso ? luis : well , sheridan tipped off the warden that fancy was working here as a guard so that she could be close to me , so of course he fired her . pilar : wow , sheridan 's behavior lately is really surprising me . luis : tell me about it . it 's like she ca n't accept that fancy and i are together . pilar : i 'm sorry . i 'm really sorry for all of you . luis : yeah , you and me both . it was great having fancy around , i mean , obviously for more reasons than one . but most importantly , she was able to keep an eye on me and miguel , look out for us , you know ? pilar : oh , my god . that 's right , you do n't know , mi hijo . miguel , he 's been released . he 's free . luis : what ? you 're kidding me . pilar : yeah , spike came forward as an eyewitness to the hit - and - run . he said that he saw someone who looked like your brother driving his car that night . so evidently , fox made an honest mistake when he thought it was miguel . luis : that 's amazing . pilar : yeah . luis : well , what took him so long to come forward ? pilar : well , he told the judge that he was afraid of the police . luis : spike afraid of the police ? [ scoffs ] does n't sound like the spike that i know . pilar : i know . i questioned his motives as well , but the bottom line is your brother is free . luis : it 's amazing . but spike must have had some other incentive . or my guess is that since he was working for alistair , he 's still on the crane payroll , and -- and that does n't make sense , does it ? because why would fox and julian let spike clear miguel 's name knowing that as soon as he gets out of here , kay 's gon na leave fox and go back to miguel ? pilar : yeah , well , that 's what we all thought would happen , but it did n't . no , kay told miguel that she 's staying with fox . luis : no way . pilar : i just came from being with your brother and he 's -- he 's pretty devastated . luis : oh , my god . what is it with our family ? ca n't something good just happen ? [ sighs ] man , what 's next ? [ scene_break ] judge reilly : well , not bad for a day 's haul of payoffs . [ chuckles ] judge reilly : oh ! oh , my god ! what -- what are you doing here ? blackmailer : there 's something i need from you . judge reilly : well , if it 's another round of strip poker , you can forget it . i 'm -- i 'm still having nightmares . blackmailer : relax . what i want involves luis lopez - fitzgerald . [ scene_break ] chad : whitney , i get why you 're upset , but do n't say you hate me , ok ? i ca n't deal with that . whitney : well , guess what ? i ca n't deal with you cheating on me -- and with a man , no less . chad : whitney , please , wait . just let me explain . whitney : no , what exactly is there to explain ? i saw you having sex with vincent . not only are you cheating on me and lying to me , you 're gay , chad -- chad : no , whitney , i am not gay . whitney : saying it does n't make it true , all right ? listen , we 're married , we 're a couple . and for you to stand there and tell me that you 're not gay is not only insane , it 's insulting . chad , i -- i do n't even know who you are anymore . [ scene_break ] ethan : hey . i got your message to meet you here . are you all right ? theresa : no , i got your message , too , and i -- i could n't answer my phone because , you know , i was in the middle of something . ethan : middle -- what , did that freak call you again ? threaten you ? theresa : no , no , no , it was n't really anything like that . actually , it 's -- whitney and i , we were together , we got this message . it 's kind of a long story , but we ended up at this gay bar and we walked in on chad having sex with vincent in the back room . ethan : what -- what ? theresa : yeah , i mean it was -- it was pretty unbelievable , actually . it was kind of horrible and -- horrible for whitney . i mean , god , this was worse than when she found out that she and chad were half brother and half sister . ethan : yeah , um , hold on . hold on , theresa . chad 's -- chad 's gay ? not that there 's anything wrong with it . theresa : no , except that he 's been , you know , cheating on whitney , so ... ethan : um , i do n't think chad thought of what he was doing as cheating , theresa . theresa : wait , you knew about this ? ethan : yeah , i knew about this . theresa : you did n't tell me or whitney ? ethan : i did n't feel it was my place . theresa : oh , my god . ethan : i mean , i 've been unfaithful to gwen , theresa . theresa : ok , and , yes , i 've been unfaithful as well . i understand . but this thing with vincent , ethan , i mean , it 's different , ok ? because he admitted to me that he set this whole thing up . i mean , he set up chad so that whitney would walk in on vincent and chad having sex with each other . and when i told him -- god , i said , `` this is a horrible thing to do . `` and you know what he did ? he started laughing . and then he got this twisted look on his face and he said that i was gon na pay for judging him . ethan : i always knew that vincent was creepy , but to expose chad that way deliberately ? i do n't get it . i mean , secrets -- they come out , theresa . they usually come out in the worst possible way . julian : oh , ethan , how right you are . secrets do always come out . now that i 've learned theresa 's life - altering secret , i 'm going to use it to reclaim my rightful place as father 's heir and head of the crane empire . [ scene_break ] tabitha : as you witches can see , i am a lean , mean misery machine , cheating countless children out of their summer fun . no roller coasters or waterslides for the brat pack this year . oh , no , they 'll be stuck at home doing chores , or even worse -- reading books . [ chuckles ] witch making a point here . are any of you hags listening ? gwendolyn : we sense we 're being watched . tabitha : oh . yeah , the boys in the basement are notorious voyeurs . bad witch : not them . him . tabitha : [ gasps ] oh , miguel . lucretia : seize that mortal ! madeline : where are his clothes ? oh ! bad witch : we may be mean , but we appreciate lean . [ laughter ] gwendolyn : for a bad witch , you have good taste in mortal men . bad witch : ooh , speaking of taste , i bet he 'd be delicious . tabitha : no snacking in my living room , if you do n't mind . miguel : i ca n't move . reese was right -- you really are a witch . tabitha : oh , do n't be silly , miguel . i 'm rehearsing with my women 's theater club . we 're premiering a new play in the summer . it 's called , `` which witch is which ? `` i 've agreed to help with the staging of the special effects . miguel : well , it all makes sense now , all the weird things that happen here and next door at the bennett 's . tabitha : define `` weird , `` dear . miguel : the blood dripping from the walls , the birds attacking , the bennett house being sucked into hell -- it was all your doing , tabitha ! tabitha : oh , no , no , it was n't . that was another witch . that was hecuba . she put all those things in motion because she wanted to get at charity . miguel : ah ha ! well , you said , `` another witch , `` which means you 're one , too . tabitha : damn . all right , so now you know i 'm a witch . what are you going to do about it ? miguel : i was raised in the church . i have to tell everyone there 's a witch living in our midst . tabitha : after all the nice things i 've done for you ? miguel : it 's nothing personal , tabitha . it 's just my duty . tabitha : yes , well , i understand , but i 'm afraid i ca n't allow it . lucretia : tabitha , it 's been decided . since this mortal has discovered you are a witch , you will have to handle the situation accordingly . tabitha : define `` accordingly . `` miguel : yeah . bad witch : that 's up to you , tabitha . if you 're a bad witch , you 'll stop miguel from telling the secret in some horrible , painful way . [ laughter ] gwendolyn : but if you 're a good witch , you wo n't . lucretia : what 's it going to be , tabitha ? will you show us you 're a good witch , or a bad witch ? [ scene_break ] whitney : you 're gay . chad : no , i am not gay . whitney : ok , you 're bisexual ? you like both men and women ? chad : no , whitney , i am not bi and i am not gay . whitney : well , you 're certainly not celibate , chad . chad : it just happened , whitney . ok , i do n't know how or why , but vincent and i , we just connected . whitney : i know you connected , because i -- i kind of saw that . i think i 'm gon na be sick . chad : mama , the baby . whitney : can you not put your hands on me , because i know where they 've been . chad : please , just let me fix this , ok ? [ men talking and laughing ] man : hey , chad . second man : your sister 's a hottie . chad : she 's my wife , damn it . [ laughter ] man : good one , honey . whitney : oh , my god . so it 's not just vincent . you have this whole secret life going on . chad : whitney , i do n't know how the hell they knew -- whitney : no , i do n't care . just stop it . the only thing i know is that you 're a liar and you betrayed me . you betrayed me in the worst possible way . and you did n't just betray me , you betrayed our son , our unborn baby . you did n't just cheat on me , you cheated on all of us , chad . it 's just unforgivable . [ scene_break ] julian : oh , ethan . [ chuckles ] what a shock to find you here alone with theresa . ethan : julian , it 's no secret how we feel about each other . it never has been . julian : well , yes , that certainly is no secret , but there are so many others , are n't there , dear ? theresa : what do you want , julian ? julian : well , since you asked , i think it 's -- it 's high time that we had a nice long talk about little ethan and his paternity . ethan : i did n't know that it was in question . julian : well , there 's so many things you do n't know , ethan . it would be most entertaining for you , i believe , to stay here and listen to what i have to talk to theresa about . [ scene_break ] whitney : you betrayed me over and over again . and not just by having sex , by lying to me . because it just meant that every kiss we shared , every time we made love , it was nothing but a lie . chad : whitney , i can see why you see it that way , but i -- whitney : no , listen to me . i was nothing but truthful with you and faithful with you and you stabbed me in the heart . chad : you know , everybody said i was sick for loving you when we thought we were brother and sister , but i never questioned our love until you joined that convent . that 's when i decided that if i could n't have you , i did n't want any woman . whitney : so you turned to men ? chad : no . just vincent , whitney . there 's something different about him . i could n't figure it out , whitney , but i was attracted to him and i felt sick about it at the same time . i wanted to tell you . we were in rome when we found out we were n't brother and sister , but i could n't , whitney . i was ashamed . and i thought that once we got back together , it would end it . whitney : but you did n't end it , chad . chad : no . whitney , i tried . god as my witness , i tried , whitney . i wanted vincent and who i was when i was with him just to go away . but every time i convinced myself it was over , it was n't , whitney . sex with him was -- whitney : ok , i do n't want to hear this , chad . i do n't . chad : it makes me sick to think about this , too . being with him -- whitney , i was like an addict who could n't stop . please , whitney , do n't turn away from me . help me . whitney : i ca n't , chad . vincent gives you something that i ca n't . and to know that i 'm not enough for you , it breaks my heart . [ scene_break ] luis : maybe kay is staying with fox because he 's dying . maybe after -- maybe then she and miguel can be together . pilar : i do n't know . then why was miguel so convinced that kay was going to leave him , despite his health ? luis : i do n't know . wishful thinking . pilar : i guess . but i did tell miguel that , um -- you know fox has been there for kay and maria all along , so it 's only fitting that kay would be there for fox now . luis : well , whatever the reason , hopefully miguel will eventually be with the woman that he loves . pilar : i hope the same for you , mi hijo . luis : yeah , remember i 'm sentenced to be executed , mama ? pilar : well , ethan is going to have that overturned on appeal . you 'll be free really soon . you 'll see . luis : yeah , i do n't know . the evidence against me -- raping fancy , then murdering the bartender and rae to cover it all up -- is pretty strong . then there 's the arson , and let 's not forget about being an escaped fugitive . pilar : it does n't matter , mi hijo . you 're innocent and you 'll be exonerated because of it . luis : well , i hope so . but the thing is , proving that i 'm innocent is going to take time -- time that i might not have left . pilar : that 's not going to happen . you 'll be set free long before your sentence is carried out . [ scene_break ] judge reilly : what about luis lopez - fitzgerald ? what more do you want ? blackmailer : i want his execution date to be moved up . luis must die as soon as possible . judge reilly : why ? blackmailer : do n't question me , just do it . judge reilly : look , ethan winthrop has convinced the judiciary committee to investigate my handling of luis and miguel 's trial . now , if i pull another stunt like this -- i mean with this hanging over my head , i could be disbarred . or even worse , the irs could rule that my -- my bribes are income and tax them . blackmailer : i do n't care . judge reilly : oh , you really are a monster , are n't you ? blackmailer : stop whining and listen up . if you do n't want the photos of your last trip to berlin to be released to the media , then you 'll move up luis ' execution date . judge reilly : how did you -- how did you get those pictures ? blackmailer : what matters is that i have them . so unless you want the world court on your case for crimes against nature , you 'll do what i want . and i want luis dead as soon as possible . [ scene_break ] miguel : let me go . please , i have to tell everyone in town that tabitha really is a witch . tabitha : do you really think this crowd will allow that ? miguel : kay -- let me warn her at least so she can protect maria . tabitha : kay knows . miguel : what ? tabitha : kay knows i 'm a witch . she just decided to keep quiet about it . miguel : why ? tabitha : well , like grace and fried faith and charity , kay is a standish . and all the women in the standish clan have certain powers . kay just rarely used them . miguel : rarely ? you mean , she 's used her powers before ? tabitha : miguel , how do you think you confused kay with charity the night maria was conceived ? miguel : oh , my god . tabitha : actually , he had nothing to do with it . kay cloaked herself in charity 's essence , and you did the rest . [ chuckles ] this thunderingly good- looking hunk of manhood has a daughter who needs him , so please , please do n't make me do away with the lad . lucretia : we wo n't . but then we 'll have to reclassify you as a good witch . miguel : you 've got my vote . tabitha : shh ! i ca n't be a good witch . i ca n't be . my ancestors will come back to haunt me . and you know what torture it is to have a house full of relatives . lucretia : it 's up to you , tabitha . deal with miguel or be listed as good . miguel : please , tabitha . if kay knows you 're a witch and does n't care , i wo n't care either . i mean , we 're friends , right ? i do my chores . i take out the garbage . i clean the dishes . i cut the grass . come on , i even clean out fluffy 's litter box . tabitha : true . miguel : then you 'll spare me ? tabitha : i 'm sorry , miguel . [ miguel groans ] tabitha : i have no choice . i have to take care of you . [ miguel moans ] [ miguel screams ] [ witches laugh ] [ scene_break ] chad : i hate myself for what i did and how i hurt you . whitney , i had everything i ever dreamed of , and it 's what makes what i did -- i do n't know . god , help me , i just do n't know . whitney : actually , i think i do . it 's called , um , being on the down low . oprah had a show about it and `` law and order . `` it 's men who have sex with other men while claiming to be straight . chad : i am straight , whitney . whitney : no . no , chad you 're not . you were n't with a guy once out of , you know , curiosity or because you were drunk or horny or something . you had an ongoing relationship with vincent . whitney : so wait a second . when rebecca told me that she saw you at the motel , she was telling me the truth then . whitney : and when i walked in on vincent at the motel and i thought there was another woman in the bathroom , it was n't another woman . it was you , right ? how many lies have you told me ? chad : i do n't know . a lot . but i hated it . whitney : but not enough to stop seeing vincent ? chad : i tried . god , help me , i tried . there is one thing that 's still true in all of this and it 's i love you . whitney : no . i actually do n't think that you do . because if you love me , you would n't cheat on me . you would n't lie to me . you would n't get with some other guy and possibly expose me to some kind of disease , chad . chad : whitney , i only had safe sex with vincent . whitney : accidents happen . i do n't give a damn if you call it safe sex or not . you exposed me and my child to god knows what . and you know what it proves to me ? it proves to me that you do n't love me . [ scene_break ] julian : who 'd like a drink ? theresa : i 'd like it if you were to leave , julian , because ethan and i were just having a private conversation . julian : oh , yes , you and ethan always conversing , always in private . are you sure that 's all you do dear -- ethan : julian , you want to talk about little ethan 's custody or not ? theresa : oh , no , let 's not . julian : yes , actually , ethan , i do . for starters , there 's the issue of little ethan 's custody . you see , as the boy 's legal father , i have certain rights . and among them , well , is my sharing custody with the child 's mother , but theresita has fought me every step of the way . theresa : because i do n't think you 're a fit father , julian . julian : oh , is this in general or in regard to little ethan in particular ? ethan : excuse me , am i missing something here ? julian : well , if you are , ethan , suffice to say you are n't alone . no , we all miss things from time to time . signs , hints , clues . given all the secrets here in harmony , it 's hard to not be oblivious when the truth is staring you right in the face . is n't that right , dear ? theresa : i do n't know what you 're talking about . julian : but you must . you have so many secrets -- one in particular . ethan : how did -- how did he know -- theresa : you know what ? i think that julian is just fishing . julian : well , i was , you see , but not any more . earlier this evening , i landed a whopper . [ laughs ] but back to secrets . you know , they always do have a way of coming out . eve 's past , my past with eve . the fact that you , ethan , are ivy 's son with sam . i mean , what an especially painful truth that revelation turned out to be . i was crushed . i loved you so as a son . part of me always will . it hurt so much i let my grief turn to anger at you , the innocent victim of your mother 's lies . i should never have cut you out of my life , cut you off from the only life you 've ever known . and for that , i 'm eternally sorry . ethan : well , thank you for saying that . i appreciate it , but what 's funny is i was talking to my mother very , very recently and i told her i thought the worst secret that a woman could keep from a man is that he was a father , to keep his child from him . julian : yeah , but there 's something worse than that though , is n't there ? is n't it when a woman tells a man that he is the father of her child and he is n't ? would n't you agree , dear ? theresa : well , i have to think that if someone told a lie about their child , there would have to be a very good reason . julian : oh , you do , do you ? theresa : mm - hmm . like ivy , for example . i mean , she was protecting her son 's future as a crane . julian : yes . but ethan , well , he missed out on knowing who his real father was . and sam , the man that ivy claims to love more than life itself , he missed out on loving and raising his firstborn son . can there be a more cruel lie ? theresa : i 'm sure , julian , that ivy hated keeping that secret , but she thought she was doing what was best for ethan , protecting what she saw was his birthright as a crane . ethan : excuse me . why are we rehashing what my mother did ? it 's all in the past now . julian : well , you see , ethan , history really does have a way of repeating itself . [ scene_break ] chad : whitney , of course i love you . you 're the only woman in my heart . whitney : the only woman . chad : that 's right . whitney : and then there 's vincent . chad : i do n't love him , whitney . it was just sex . whitney : ok , well , that -- that makes it better . chad : you know what i mean . whitney : you know what ? i do n't want to hear it . i do n't care , chad . i really do n't . it just hurts me too much to care right now -- chad : whitney , please , just tell me how i can fix this , ok ? i 'll do anything to make this up to you . whitney : you ca n't possibly make this up to me . i mean , you shattered my trust in you . you broke our marriage vows . i mean , our marriage is -- is completely over . there 's no going back . chad : you do n't mean that . whitney : oh , yes , i do , chad . our marriage is over . i want a divorce . [ scene_break ] judge reilly : yes , this is judge reilly . i 'd like to speak to the warden , please . yes , thank you . judge reilly : shh ! uh , yes , warden ? look , i need you to move up luis lopez- fitzgerald 's execution . when ? immediately . [ scene_break ] pilar : hey , anything is possible . we just have to have faith . miguel was sentenced to spend the rest of his life in this place and he 's out free , mi hijo . there 's no reason to think that the same thing ca n't happen for you , huh ? guard : visiting time 's over . i need to move the prisoner . pilar : what ? my son is not done recovering . guard : that does n't matter anymore . luis : what do you mean ? guard : i just got a call from the warden . your execution date has been moved up . pilar : what ? guard : i 'm taking you to a holding cell on death row . you 're going to die just as soon as we can make it happen . pilar : no . [ scene_break ] miguel : [ screams ] stop , please ! bad witch : mm , the smell of burning flesh ! oh , i think i 'll have a steak after we 're through here . second bad witch : ooh , prime rib for me ! gwendolyn : roast beef for me . miguel : i can hear you guys , you know that ? tabitha : not for long . madeline : oh , how cold and cruel you are , tabitha . gwendolyn : heartless . bad witch : we 're impressed . [ laughter ] bad witch : very impressed . [ laughter ] tabitha 's voice : sorry , miguel . i had no choice . [ scene_break ] chad : you ca n't mean that . whitney , come on . you ca n't want a divorce . whitney : yeah -- yeah , actually i do . chad : without giving me a second chance ? whitney : you do n't deserve a second chance , chad . i mean , why do n't you tell me how you 'd feel if you walked in on me with another man . no , no , i take that back -- another woman . tell me you would n't feel betrayed . chad : well , yeah , but i 'd have given you a second chance . whitney : really ? somehow i doubt that . chad : what about our vows , whitney ? whitney : our vows ? what , you mean the ones that you broke ? chad : no , whitney , `` for better or for worse , `` because it ca n't get any worse than this . so if you give me a chance to make it better , i will . i swear . whitney : no , chad . i ca n't . chad : what about miles and our baby on the way ? do n't they need a father ? whitney : yeah , they do . they need a father they can look up to , not one that 's going to cheat on their mother . chad : whitney , i 'm -- i will change , ok ? i 'll do whatever it takes . i will go to therapy , i will get shock treatment -- whatever it takes for you to trust me again , whitney . just give me a chance to be the best husband and father i can be , please . whitney : chad , there 's just too much . there 's no going back . chad : when we got back from rome you said that -- whitney : miles is a part of me . he 's a part of us . we owe it to him to be there for him , come hell or high water . do n't do that . do n't hold me to my word when every word out of your mouth has been a lie . chad : the truth is , whitney , i love you . now , please , there has to be a way you can forgive me , whitney , please . [ scene_break ] ethan : what do you mean by , `` history keeps repeating itself `` ? theresa : you know what ? i think we should just ignore him because , obviously , julian is drunk . ethan : no , no , i think something is going on here . it 's like he 's taunting you . julian : well , for that to be true , i would have to know one of her secrets . only then could i toy with her as a cat would a mouse before i pounced in for the kill . ethan : julian , is this about you getting full custody of little ethan ? julian : well , he is legally my son . theresa : please , do n't do this . julian : give me one good reason , just one . ethan : i 'm sorry , is there something that you two know that i do n't ? because it 's no secret that i love little ethan . i want what 's best for him , and i do n't think that 's being a prize in a big old tug of war between his parents . julian : you hear that , theresa ? ethan wants what 's best for little ethan . could the same be said for you , or would you stoop so low as to use little ethan the same way ivy used big ethan ? ethan : julian , look , if you 've got something to tell theresa or me , why do n't you just say it ? julian : if you insist . [ scene_break ] madeline : oh , goody ! he 's still alive . bad witch : letting a mortal live , that 's what a good witch would do . tabitha : oh , please . i took care of him just like you wanted me to . when miguel wakes up , he wo n't even remember he 's seen us , much less my `` all about evil `` recap . oh . lucretia : the hag has a point . a truly bad witch would have killed miguel . why did n't you ? tabitha : because i 'm a clever bad witch . by handling the situation as i did , i solved the problem and kept my cover as harmony 's lovable town eccentric . you could say i 'm good at being bad . lucretia : we 'll take what we 've seen here into consideration and give you our final decision . tabitha : please , please . i am a bad witch . my basement is full of colonial patriots and cub scouts and campfire girls and even an old woman who used a walker . please , leave me in bad standing . lucretia : good - bye , tabitha . [ laughter ] tabitha : i am not a good witch ! i wo n't be a good witch ! [ scene_break ] chad : whitney , please , give me a second chance . i love you and miles and our unborn baby more than anything . just tell me what to do , whitney . i 'll do anything to save our marriage . whitney : you ca n't . chad , do n't you see ? you ca n't save our marriage , not after what you 've done , not after the way you 've betrayed me and our family . our relationship , our marriage -- it 's over , chad . it 's over forever . chad : whitney , wait -- whitney : no , just get away from me . [ scene_break ] pilar : just go . leave my son alone . guard : i 've got my orders . pilar : please , how can the warden move up his execution date ? his conviction is still being appealed . guard : i do n't know and i do n't care . now let him go . pilar : no . luis : mama , would you call ethan and tell him what 's happened . pilar : please , could you please just wait until i speak to his attorney ? please . guard : you do n't give me orders , lady , now get out of my way . pilar : you ca n't have my son . get away ! guard : i need some help in here . luis : mama -- pilar : no , mi hijo . they ca n't do this to you , mi hijo . luis : hey , get your hands off of her ! pilar : oh , god . luis : mama , please just call ethan and tell him what 's happened . pilar : ok . ethan : julian , come on , out with it . what is going on ? [ phone rings ] ethan : damn it . it 's a client that needs me . we 're not through with this , julian . julian : i should say not . ethan : i 'll see you soon . theresa : all right , julian . cut to the chase . what is going on ? julian : here , you need this . theresa : i do n't want it . julian : take it ! julian : here 's to knowing the truth at long last . and the truth is , i am not little ethan 's father . theresa : i do n't even know what you 're talking about . julian : do not bother denying it . eve ran the dna . ethan is little ethan 's father . [ next_on ] judge reilly : luis will die by lethal injection as soon as possible . spike : just a gender - bender second , are you alistair ? whitney : the only thing that i need from chad right now is a divorce .
julian goes to see theresa who is with ethan . he brings up little ethan 's paternity . ethan asks why and theresa tries to intervene . ethan gets a phone call and has to leave . theresa asks julian what is going on . julian replies that he is n't little ethan 's father . the blackmailer talks with judge riley and has him speed up the execution of luis . pilar is with luis when the jailer comes to get luis . pilar calls ethan . whitney tells chad that she wants a divorce . chad asks her for forgiveness and she ca n't . miguel sees tabitha casting a spell and gets caught . she has to get rid of miguel so he does n't tell her secret . tabitha tells him about kay and the women in her family . he is shocked .
ned : would milady care to sample our dessert ? fancy : mm - hmm . mmm . mmm . those are fabulous . i have it all over my mouth ? ned : here , maybe i should have a taste . guard : hey , you ! we want to talk to you , buddy . fancy : oh , no . ned : think we missed our checkout time . if you do n't run faster , we 're going to get caught . fancy : i 'm running as fast as i can ! my shoes are made to look flattering , not win a marathon . guard : both of you , stop ! you wo n't get away ! fancy : ned , this is such a rush . i feel like we 're in a movie . ned : trust me , fancy , you wo n't like the ending if we 're caught . fancy : could we really go to jail ? ned : i 'm not sticking around long enough to find out . fancy : the guards are gaining on us . ned : oh , there 's the door to the stairs . let 's hope it is n't locked , huh ? come on , fancy . fancy : i ca n't run down all those stairs in my shoes . ned : hold this . fancy : are you going to carry me down over your shoulder ? ned : this is n't a movie , remember ? fancy : what are you doing ? those are designer sandals ! ned : it 's call evening the odds . come on . fancy : you expect me to use an icky public staircase barefoot ? guard : they went this way . fancy : never mind . [ scene_break ] ethan : you know , i hate calling the police . gwen : honey , it 's like you said -- theresa has left us with no other choice . she has barricaded herself in her room , she refuses to hand over jane . you and pilar , even martin -- you all tried to reason with her , but as usual she refuses to listen to reason . ok , you have to call the police because there 's no way theresa is going to hand over jane without a fight . ethan : i know , i know . i just think calling the police is harsh . gwen : harsh ? ethan , what theresa said to us earlier was harsh . blaming this whole thing on me being barren and you feeling guilty for marrying me because you really love her ? that girl has no shame . theresa does not know the difference between right and wrong . all she cares about is getting her own way , and when she does n't get her own way this is exactly what happens . ethan : i was just hoping we could settle this a little more peacefully , that 's all . gwen : hello . ethan , we tried to be civil with her . she physically attacked me when you were trying to reason with her . ok ? hopefully , the police will make theresa realize that she has to hand over jane . and you know what ? if she 's not going to do it , then they 're just going to have to arrest her for violating a judge 's order . ethan : i just wish there was another way , that 's all . gwen : well , there is n't . there is n't because once again she has forced your hand . ethan : i know . all right . i 'll do it . i 'll call the police . pilar : theresa , unlock this door so that ethan can take jane back to the mansion . theresa : no , mama , never . pilar : teresita , mija , you ca n't win . the judge awarded temporary custody to ethan and gwen . now , you have no choice yet but to hand the baby over to them . theresa : you know , what , mama ? i do have a choice . jane is my child and i choose not to let ethan and gwen have her . pilar : theresa , please , escuchame , mija . jane is ethan 's baby , too . ok ? he has a god - given right to be a part of her life , and the judge agreed with him . now , please just hand the baby over . theresa : no , mama , i wo n't ! pilar : fine , theresa . then if you do n't , that judge could hold you in contempt and put you in jail . now , stop being stupid and hand the baby over . theresa : you know what , mama ? i told you before , ethan loves me too much to ever rob me of my daughter . martin : you 're wrong , theresa . ethan 's in the living room right now calling the police . [ scene_break ] sheridan : luis , no matter what i say or do , you will never believe what i know to be true in my heart -- that the life our love created , the baby that was taken away from me at birth is marty . he is our little boy . luis , you know that i have tried to deny this . you know that i have tried to pretend that it was wishful thinking as a way of coping with the loss of my child , but it 's neither . it 's the truth . and as hard as this is , i have no choice but to accept it . but what i ca n't accept is that the man i love wo n't believe me . luis : sheridan , i have tried , but it just does n't -- sheridan : you just -- you wo n't . luis : i ca n't . i 'm sorry . sheridan : i 'm sorry , too . that 's why i -- i have to leave . i just -- i have to get away from you for a little while . luis : sheridan , please do n't leave . look , i know that we can work through this . sheridan : can we , luis ? can we really ? tabitha : no , you ca n't , luis . sheridan 's right and you are wrong . marty is her son . and when the truth comes out , she 'll never forgive you for having doubted her . you and sher - sher are finished , luis . i 'll bet my broomstick on it ! [ scene_break ] theresa : why are you lying to me , papa ? huh ? no , ethan would n't call the police on us , sweetheart . no , no , no , he would n't . pilar : theresa , your father is not lying to you , mija . he is helping you try to see the situation for what it really is . martin : your mother 's right . i was just in the living room and ethan 's calling the police to come over and enforce the judge 's order that you hand over jane . [ jane cries ] theresa : no , no . look , i 'm not going to do it , ok ? a battalion of marines could n't rip my daughter from me . pilar : theresa , stop being dramatic . you have to comply with the judge 's order . theresa : no , i do n't ! martin : listen to your mother ! when the police get here , you 'll have no choice , and if you resist you 'll go to jail . theresa : i 'm not giving up my daughter , and that is all there is to it . shh , shh , shh . pilar : what shall we do ? martin : i do n't know . it 's clear that she wo n't give in without a fight . pilar : she did this once before , you know , at the crane mansion when rebecca made julian sue for custody of little ethan . but back then , ethan was on her side . now it 's just the opposite . martin : theresa 's been a handful , has n't she ? pilar : yeah . she 's headstrong and hopelessly romantic , a dangerous combination . martin : so i 'm seeing . you had a lot on your plate all these years . pilar : i tried to do the best that i could . martin : and you did great . our children were lucky to have you as their mother . i mean , you held this family together after i left . pilar : well , with luis ' help . martin : even so , i know it was n't easy . pilar : well , we had our faith , not much else . martin : and i 'm sorry . and i know that i ca n't make up for all the years that i was gone to -- pilar : but you 're here now . right ? i mean , you are going to stay with us , verdad que si , martin ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : you tell me , luis . can we really get through something as big as this ? luis : well , we used to think that our love could get us through anything . and since there is no doubt that we still love each other , i do n't see why we ca n't -- sheridan : but it 's how we love each other , luis . it 's how . look , our passion for each other has never been greater than it is right now . that 's what 's making this so hard , because without faith or trust , passion alone just is n't enough . and this whole thing with marty and your doubt that he is our son has made me realize that , except for passion , our love is n't as strong as we thought . tabitha : sheridan 's right , luis . your doubting her has -- has weakened the bond between you almost to breaking point . the final snap , crackle , and pop will come when marty is revealed to be sheridan 's son . luis : do n't even say that because i think that our love is strong enough to get us through this thing with marty . sheridan : which brings me back to my original question . do you love me enough to trust that i am right that marty is our son ? [ phone rings ] luis : do you mind ? [ ring ] luis : lopez - fitzgerald . ethan : luis , it 's ethan . listen , gwen and i need your help . luis : what for ? ethan : well , we have a little situation over at pilar 's . look , i do n't know if you heard , but gwen and i have been granted temporary custody of jane . luis : i heard . ethan : well , we came over to get jane , and theresa has locked herself in her room -- much in the same way that she did with little ethan over at the mansion a little while back and she was refusing to give jane up . luis : have you tried talking to her ? ethan : yeah , till i 'm blue in the face . luis , i was going to call the police and have them come and force her to hand her over , but if they get involved she 'll probably get arrested , and i really do n't want to go that route and i was thinking , you being her brother and a police detective , that you could help us out with this . luis : um , yeah , i 'd like to . it 's just -- i 'm kind of in the middle of a difficult situation right now . sheridan : wait a minute , is that ethan ? is gwen with him ? is this about jane ? luis : hold on . ethan and gwen went over to my mother 's house to get custody of jane , and theresa wo n't let them take her . sheridan : you need to go over there and help them . i 'll come with you . luis : what about us ? sheridan : we 'll talk about us later , but right now our friends and our family need you . luis : i need you , and i need for us to be ok . sheridan : like i said , we 'll talk about this later . i promise . luis : ethan ? sheridan and i will be right over . sheridan 's voice : but after we talk , i ca n't promise anything . pilar : thank you . oh , god , thank you . you do n't know what it means to me to hear you say that . [ scene_break ] fancy : stop . ned : why ? fancy : so i can put my shoes back on . ned : the guards could catch up at any second . i -- fancy : ready . this is so exciting ! i love the way you let that other door slam so the guards thought we ditched the staircase on a higher floor . ned : hey , look , we 're not out of the woods yet , ok ? fancy : well , fine by me . i never got to play cops and robbers when i was growing up . ned : look , this may be fun and games to you , but it 's not to me . if we get caught , your rich family , whoever they are , is probably going to buy your way out of trouble . me ? i 'll go to jail and i 'm too damn pretty to let that happen . fancy : are you sure you are n't exaggerating ? ned : about my looks or going to jail ? fancy : both . all we did was take a little food from room service . ned : you took a little food . i 've been dining on the hotel 's tab for a while now . i used my computer to erase thousands of dollars in charges . fancy : well , does n't that make you a felon ? ned : not if i do n't get caught . [ fancy laughs ] guard : this way ! ned : jeez , the guards . fancy : what do we do ? ned : got to give them the slip again . fancy : how ? ned : well , i have an idea . come on . fancy : where are we going ? ned : just follow my lead . guard : i ca n't believe those two got away . second guard : do n't worry , we 'll find them . they could n't have gotten too far . ned : sorry . fancy : ned , those guards are after us . this is no time for a nap . ned : get in bed with me . fancy : a little romance first would n't hurt , you know . ned : damn it -- ugh -- this is n't about romance . just get in bed . fancy : at least you 're honest . oh ! fancy : the guards are outside the shop . ned : hold still . do n't move . guard : those two have to be around here somewhere . second guard : i can feel them right underneath our noses . first guard : me , too . second guard : hey . look . guard : you see them ? second guard : just now when they moved . i was starting to think i never would . first guard : unbelievable . they 're there , right in front of us . second guard : come on . let 's corner them before they get away . first guard : nah . management does n't like it when we fraternize with the celebs . and , hey , josh duhamel and vanessa marcel are huge on `` las vegas `` on nbc . second guard : we 're getting sidetracked . those two poachers are still on the loose . we have to find them . first guard : i wonder where they got off to . second guard : well , i do n't see them anywhere around . hey , let 's check over that way . ned : uh , sorry about the lip lock . it was the only way i could think of to hide our faces from the guards . fancy : it 's ok . well , to be honest , it was way better than ok . that kiss was amazing . woman : i did n't realize the hotel had hired live mannequins for our display . ned : it was part of a spur - of - the - moment marketing decision . actually , we 're doing it in all of our stores . ahem . fancy : i ca n't believe you did n't get the memo . woman : who in marketing sent it ? fancy : um , you know -- what 's his name . ned : ah . woman : marketing is all female . ned : ooh , ouch . that 's two memos you did n't get . better start dusting off that old resume . looks like someone 's out of the loop . fancy : we have to go now . ned : good luck finding a new job . woman : wait ! what did you hear ? fancy : that was fun , ned . what 's next ? ned : this is n't a game , remember , fancy ? all right , if we get caught , we 'll be in big trouble . at least i will be . fancy : well , then , we just wo n't get caught . ned : i think i underestimated you . fancy : ditto that . ned : you just like the way i kiss . fancy : come on . let 's go before those guards circle back . [ scene_break ] ethan : hey , are you sure you 're ok with me calling luis instead of the police ? gwen : honey , if it avoids a bigger scene than theresa 's already caused , then i 'm all for it . you know , of course theresa 's too selfish to realize the potential trauma she 's inflicting on jane and little ethan by acting this way . ethan : that 's why i 'm hoping he 'll get through to her . he 's her brother and he 's a cop , as well . gwen : hey . sheridan : hey . ethan : hey , thanks for coming . gwen : i 'm so glad you could be here , too . sheridan : of course . ethan : i 'm sorry to bother you with this , but if anybody can convince theresa to give the baby up , i think it 's you . luis : well , i 'll do my best . pilar : ah , luis , mijo . sheridan . luis : yeah , just came to talk to theresa . martin : well , good luck , son . we 've all tried and gotten nowhere . luis : and why would she listen to you ? pilar : luis , please , not now . ok ? ethan , thank you for calling luis instead of the police department . ethan : i do n't want to hurt theresa . i just do n't want this thing to get any worse than it already is . pilar : well , you 've been more than considerate to theresa . gwen : well , all the good it 's done , huh ? pilar : gwen , i understand your upset and yours , too , ethan . i 'm upset , as well , but i 'm not blind to why it 's come to this . you know , theresa sometimes can be her own worst enemy just like she 's doing now . martin : i mean , let 's just hope that luis can get through to her . sheridan : gwen , i 'm so sorry . is there anything i can do ? gwen : honey , i wish . i wish . you know , all this trouble with theresa , it 's just never going to end -- the pain and the grief that that bitch -- she puts me through . you know , it just keeps piling up and piling up . and the thing is , as miserable as she 's made me , i think that in some ways she 's made things worse for ethan . sheridan : how so ? gwen : she has pushed him to do things he never would do . sheridan : like sue for temporary custody of jane . gwen : yeah . i mean , it 's really hard for him . sheridan : i 'm sure it is . ethan 's not the kind of man who ever wants to hurt anyone . gwen : exactly . that 's one of the reasons i love him , but theresa , she just -- she plays on it and she tries to manipulate him . and i just wish that ethan could see without a doubt that it 's the right thing that we take jane away from theresa . sheridan : well , he does , does n't he ? gwen : yeah , you know , to a certain extent he does , but i 'd be kidding myself to deny that he -- you know , he 's got reservations . theresa : that 's right , baby . go to sleep , ok ? and you have sweet dreams . everything is going to be just fine . your real mommy is going to make sure of it . [ knock on door ] theresa : whoever it is , go away . i 'm not opening the door . luis : theresa , it 's me , luis . i came as soon as i heard that ethan and gwen want to take the baby . theresa : luis ? it 's awful , luis . i -- i do n't know what to do . [ scene_break ] luis : i know . now , you just open the door , you let me take care of the rest , ok ? fancy : ned , why are we stopping ? ned : we need a plan . we ca n't just keep running around the hotel all night . fancy : why not ? it 's fun . ned : you think it 'll be fun when we get caught and hauled off to jail ? oh , that 's right -- your family will come to your rescue . i 'm not that lucky . i 'll actually do time . fancy : ned , you worry too much . if you 're afraid of getting caught , let 's just leave . ned : there 's security cameras at every entrance . we would n't make it out to the taxi stand . fancy : ok , so we 're trapped inside the hotel . so far we 've managed to elude those guards . i think we 're home free . guard : andy , you there ? andy : i read you , floyd . what is it ? floyd : no sign of them here at the all - you - can - eat buffet . but the prime rib is incredible ! andy : floyd , will you stop eating long enough to think ? why would those two poachers be at the buffet when they just ripped off the hotel for a four- course meal ? floyd : all this running around made me hungry . i thought they might have worked up an appetite , too . andy : just go search the lounge , but do n't drink . i 'll finish up over here . floyd : right , angel . out . fancy : let 's make a run for it . ned : there 's no time . fancy : well , we ca n't stay here , unless you 're in the mood for a strip search . ned : come on . ned : damn , we 're trapped . the guard is heading this way . fancy : do n't worry . i have a plan . ned : what are you going to do , huh ? give the guy a facial and hope he does n't haul us off to be arrested ? fancy : no . just take off your clothes . i 'll do the rest . ned : what ? fancy : you heard me . get naked and lie down on that table . i 'll take it from there . [ scene_break ] pilar : i hope luis convinces theresa to hand the baby over to ethan and gwen without involving the police . martin : me , too . i mean , i 've seen how stubborn theresa can be . pilar : yes , usually to her detriment . still , you know , if someone were to take one of my children , i 'd fight , as well . when it comes to my family , i will fight to my last breath to preserve it . sheridan : ethan , i can see how hard this is for you . ethan : sheridan , i hate taking jane away from theresa . the way she 's been behaving lately -- she 's been vindictive , she 's been cruel to gwen . i honestly think that jane is better off with us right now , at least for the time being . sheridan : i understand . but this has to be especially hard for you since you 're still in love with theresa . ethan : who told you that ? sheridan : no one had to tell me . ethan , when you and theresa came to see me in the hospital after i was buried alive , i could tell right then and there how true your love seemed , how deep and lasting it was . and even though you 're with gwen now , i know a part of you still loves theresa . and i know that this has to be tearing you apart to be taking your daughter away from her . ethan : sheridan , it is . i do n't like hurting her . but there 's no denying that she has hurt gwen and me . theresa 's role in sarah 's death and stealing her embryo and tricking me into getting her pregnant with jane -- all of these things have led up to where we are right now . sheridan : well , hopefully luis can end the stalemate over jane . ethan : that 's why i called him . you know , i 'm starting to think that no matter what happens now , it 's just going to lead to more problems . and i wonder if this fighting is ever , ever going to stop . tabitha : huh . the answer is no , dear boy . oh , the triangle you are trapped in with theresa and gwen is going to get messier as the days go by . especially when it 's revealed that rebecca and gwen have sent theresa 's file on your true paternity to the tabloids . the ladies hotchkiss think they 've covered their tracks . but , of course , eventually the truth will come out . and when it does , all hell will break loose . but now , for instant gratification , i want sheridan to hear what luis and theresa will be talking about . sheridan , tell ethan you are going to check on luis . he 'll understand . sheridan : i 'm going to go check on luis , see if he 's getting anywhere with theresa . luis : theresa , open the door . this has gone on long enough . theresa : whose side are you on , luis ? luis : yours . that 's why ethan called me down here . he did n't want to involve uniformed police officers . theresa : see , i knew he would n't do that to me . luis : he does n't want to fight anymore , theresa , and i 'm sure that you do n't , either . now , just open the door , bring jane out here , and i 'll take it from there , ok ? theresa : well , luis , you know , jane is sleeping , so why do we need to disturb her when she 's not going anywhere ? luis : look , i 'm not here to let you keep jane . i 'm here to give her to ethan . theresa : my god , luis , you 're my brother ! you 're supposed to be on my side ! luis : theresa , i am also an officer of the law , and right now the law is on ethan 's side . a judge has granted him temporary custody of jane , so you have to hand her over to him . theresa : no , i wo n't ! luis : theresa , ethan will do whatever it takes to get jane . theresa : no , no -- no , he wo n't , luis . he loves me . luis : you did n't think that he would take you to court to get custody , and he did . and now , by refusing to comply with the judge 's orders , ethan could get permanent custody of jane . theresa : no , luis . luis : you force a showdown here , theresa , you 're going to lose . and by ignoring the judge 's orders , you are -- you are setting yourself up for big trouble here . theresa : you know , you are so good at giving advice , but how are you at taking it ? luis : what is that supposed to mean ? theresa : did you take my advice about sheridan ? luis : i tried . ok , there is just too much evidence that shows that beth is marty 's mother , and i can not ignore the proof . theresa : not even for sheridan , huh ? you should accept what sheridan believes , luis , because you love her . and that should be reason enough . that should be more than enough . luis : well , god help me , i wish it were , but it is not enough for me to ignore my instincts . theresa : well , i ca n't ignore my instincts as a mother , either . there is no way i 'm handing over my child to ethan and gwen . luis : theresa , this is about the law here . theresa : for you , luis . not for me . for me it 's about doing what my heart tells me . you may be willing to risk losing sheridan , but i refuse to lose my daughter ! tabitha : hmm . i pity sheridan , sort of . hearing luis ' side with facts over feelings must have been like a knife through her heart . if there were any hope for them as a couple , it 's all gone now . gwen : was luis able to get through to theresa ? sheridan : uh , no . no , not yet . pilar : you know , i thought if anyone could get through to theresa , it would be luis . martin : i 'd try talking to theresa again , but it would n't do any good . you know what ? maybe i should just leave . pilar : no . no , i want you to stay . i 've missed having you to lean on , to draw on your strength . martin : then wild horses could n't drag me away . i 'm here for you , pilar . you have my word . ethan : well , luis better get through to theresa , because one way or another , we are taking jane with us , gwen . gwen : you know , i knew she would try to pull some stunt like this , but for some reason you thought things would be different this time . ethan : yeah , i thought they would be . gwen : i mean , why , really ? why ? because theresa never does the right or fair thing . i mean , theresa does what theresa wants with no regard for anyone else . sheridan : gwen , please do n't take this the wrong way , but , i mean , i can understand theresa 's reluctance . gwen : oh , you 've got to be kidding me here , sheridan . he 's always defending her , and now you are , too ? sheridan : no , i 'm just saying that i can understand how painful it is to have your child taken away . gwen : well , so do i . have you forgotten that i lost two children because of theresa , along with any chance of ever having a child of my own ? so as for this pain over us having temporary custody of jane , i understand that theresa is hurting . i do . but this is all her fault . because this is what you get when you steal people 's embryos . this is what you get when you trick a married man into sleeping with you and getting you pregnant . this is what you get when you refile charges against that man 's wife and refuse to drop them . so please spare me the whole , you know , `` i 'm so sorry for theresa , theresa 's in so much pain `` crap , because she 's getting exactly what she deserves . and let 's not forget that jane is also ethan 's child . and jane would have been my daughter if theresa had n't tried to rip apart our marriage yet again with yet another one of her crazy schemes . so am i sorry that theresa 's hurting ? no , i am sorry that theresa never learns from her mistakes ! sheridan : gwen , gwen , i am -- i 'm so sorry . i can sympathize with both of you . the situation is beyond difficult . gwen : well , there would be no situation at all if it were n't for theresa . theresa : if you did n't listen to me about sheridan , i am not going to listen to you about giving up my baby . luis : but one has nothing to do with the other . this is about you doing what 's right , and that means turning jane over to ethan . theresa : how can you ask me to do that , luis ? how can you ask me to give up my child when you know what it 's like to have a baby taken from you ? do you want me in that much pain ? luis : theresa , look , i know that this is n't easy , ok ? but i 'm thinking about what 's best for you in the long run . now , the judge 's ruling is only temporary , ok ? if you behave yourself , you 'll get jane back . theresa : luis , no , see , you do n't understand . this is just the beginning . because gwen is not going to settle for temporary custody of my daughter . she and rebecca will find a way to make it permanent . this is what happened with little ethan . they had the courts declare me an unfit mother , luis . rebecca and julian adopted my son just so they could sign him over to ethan and gwen . luis : but you got little ethan back . theresa : i never should have lost him to begin with ! but i did , luis , so i did things to get him back . and now i have jane , and i am fighting to keep her . and i 'm not going to give her up , luis -- not now , not ever . [ scene_break ] ned : ok , now what ? fancy : huh ? what , what ? ned : fancy , i 'm glad you 're enjoying the merchandise , but having me stand here in my skivvies better lead us somewhere besides jail , ok ? fancy : it will , ned , trust me . andy : ah , no way . what am i saying ? this is vegas . anything is possible . sorry . i did n't realize this was a massage room . fancy : [ swedish accent ] part of spa . no harm done . andy : thanks for being so understanding . i apologize again for the interruption . fancy : it 's ok . just shut the door on way out , hmm ? andy : your shoes ! i 'd recognize those fancy sandals anywhere . you 're the people ripping off room service ! i 've got you now . and this time you wo n't get away . [ scene_break ] luis : theresa , just open this door . all right ? we need to end this peacefully . theresa : i 'm not handing over my baby to ethan and gwen , luis . luis : ok , then here 's what 's going to happen . ethan 's going to call harmony p.d . , and they 're going to come down here and enforce the judge 's orders and take jane . theresa : you know what ? if ethan has people come down here and break down this door and rip my daughter from my arms , then he 's not the man that i thought he was . i am telling you , luis , ethan loves me . and he loves his daughter too much to put either one of us through that . luis : well , what about what you 're putting him through ? denying him his child and breaking the law doing it ? theresa : he can have jane when he comes back to me . luis : for crying out loud , theresa , you have got to let go of these crazy romantic notions . ethan is with gwen , and they are staying together . theresa : in the end , luis , ethan is going to give in to his love for me , and he 's going to come back to me . it 's fate . luis : theresa , there is something seriously wrong with you . love and fate are what have gotten you into this mess . it 's -- it 's time you wised up and faced the truth . you and ethan have no future together . theresa : see , that 's the difference between you and me , luis . you do n't believe in love like i do . you ca n't even imagine that ethan and i will ever be together . you refuse to think that that 's possible . but i know it 's going to happen , luis , just like sheridan knows that marty is her son . you should believe in love enough to trust what sheridan believes . you know , luis , not everybody is like you . not everyone sees the world in black and white where only fact and proof matters . some people follow their hearts , luis , and they 'd let love win out over everything else . luis : yeah ? well , you 're one of those people , and look where it 's gotten you . your life is a train wreck . theresa : well , at least i 'm fighting to hold on to my child , luis . i 'm fighting to hold on to the belief that ethan will come back to me . but you -- you 're losing sheridan , and you 're not even willing to fight to keep her . now , how is that for a fact ? tabitha : so much truth comes out in anger . but theresa is wrong on one point . luis will fight to keep sheridan . but it 'll be too little , too late . ethan : thank you . pilar , not every woman in your position would be so gracious . gwen : thank you . pilar : de nada . sheridan : we appreciate it . gwen : you look upset . are you and luis still at odds over marty 's d.n.a . test results ? sheridan : you know , gwen , things have gone from bad to worse since you and i last spoke at the blue note . i mean , luis wo n't even consider the possibility of marty being our little boy . gwen : honey , you do n't have any proof of this gut feeling you have . sheridan : i wish it were that simple . the more luis and i discuss this , the more i realize something about luis , about the way he loves me . it 's something that he just ca n't change , and i ca n't ignore it any longer . gwen : wait , what are you talking about here ? sheridan : i 'm saying that there 's a hole in the center where our deepest , most perfect love should be , a hole that only faith can fill . and for some reason , luis is not willing to take that leap of faith . gwen : what are you going to do ? sheridan : i have to leave harmony . gwen : does luis know ? sheridan : i -- i told him that i was going to go away for a little while , but i changed my mind . i 'm -- i 'm leaving harmony and luis tonight for good . sheridan : we 're reaching a point where we are just so far apart on so many different things , i do n't know how we 're going to be able to pull ourselves back . [ next_on ] ned : oh , my god . fancy : there must be hundreds of thousands of dollars in here . katherine 's voice : i would love to destroy you .
sheridan and luis ' argument about marty is put on hold after ethan calls him to help with theresa . no one can get through to her and ethan does n't want to call the police and take the chance she will be arrested . luis tries to talk her into giving him the baby so he can give her to ethan , but theresa wo n't have anything to do with that , either . gwen becomes more and more enraged , with sheridan trying to calm her down , but gwen feels her friend is taking the other woman 's side and lays into her .
fox : kay , i dreamed we were making newlywed love . let 's do it before we have to go to work . kay ? where 'd she go ? siren : what are you watching , tabitha ? tabitha : the morning news . today 's top story involves kay and miguel . siren : they 're together ? tabitha : see for yourself . tabitha : miguel left early for work and kay followed him . siren : why ? tabitha : so they could talk about their feelings for each other . siren : oh , no . tabitha : oh , yes . kay and miguel may still end up together , leaving you out in the cold -- the cold , cold waters of the north atlantic . [ scene_break ] miguel : that night when we were on the beach and i told you i loved you , you told me to move on . kay : i lied . miguel : you lied ? are you saying you 're in love with me and not fox ? [ scene_break ] j.t . : theresa and ethan are here . gwen : oh , my god . oh , god . rebecca : look , j.t . , you 've got to get out of there , all right ? you got to take that answering machine with you . there ca n't be any proof that links us together . j.t . : sorry , becks , i think it 's too late . gwen : no , no . ethan : theresa . theresa : what ? ethan : are you sure about this ? theresa : ethan , i am absolutely certain . inside this apartment is proof that gwen and rebecca were the ones who sent the information to the tabloid , revealing your true paternity . they ruined your life to keep us apart , and once you see that proof , we are finally going to be together the way fate intended us to be . come on . [ scene_break ] luis : answer me . answer me ! beth , where 's marty ? where 's my son ? fancy : you 're beth ? you tried to kill me ! hold her still , luis , while i -- luis : hold on . first things first . you 're gon na tell me where my son is so i can bring him back to sheridan . beth : dream on , luis . i will die before i let my son be raised by that blond bitch ! luis : no , you 're going to wish that you were dead unless you start talking . where is marty ? where is he , beth ? where is he ? [ scene_break ] fox : kay must have taken maria out for an early walk . i think i 'll go take a shower . then when my girls come back i 'll ask tabitha to watch maria while i make my dream with kay come true . [ scene_break ] siren : kay ca n't tell miguel she wants to be with him . miguel 's mine . tabitha : is he , siren ? or does kay still have a hold on miguel 's heart , huh ? [ scene_break ] miguel : kay , are you saying you want to be with me after all ? that you lied when you told me to move on ? kay : we go back a long way , miguel . i mean , there 's so much history between us . and then there 's maria . but i meant what i said when i told you to move on , only i would be lying if i told you to move on with siren . she 's not right for you . miguel : please do n't go there , kay . kay : how can i say this without sounding bitchy ? siren is a freak . siren : i am not ! miguel : look , will you just stop saying siren 's a freak because she 's different ? yes , she 's kind of out there sometimes , but siren 's great , kay . she 's fun , upbeat , and loving . kay : oh , she 's loving , all right . she wanted to have your baby the day she met you . what kind of a woman wants to get pregnant by a man she does n't even know ? miguel : i admit that was strange , but -- kay : strange ? no , miguel . she 's the kind of whacked - out perv you see on those talk shows like `` larry winger . `` stick with her and you are going to end up on an episode about siren 's baby and `` who 's the daddy `` -- you or potentially every sailor in the sixth fleet . miguel : look , just because siren likes to make out , it does n't make her a slut . kay : whatever she is or is n't , she is not right for you . and until she is out of your life , i am going to be on your case to get rid of her . siren : this wo n't do . this wo n't do at all . [ scene_break ] ethan : theresa , there 's nobody here . theresa : ok , well , he was -- he was right here . he was just passed out on the floor right here . ethan : ok , well , there 's nobody here now . theresa : well , where could he be ? and where 's that photo of him and rebecca in bed together ? [ scene_break ] j.t . : you heard me . i 'm on a ledge outside my apartment . rebecca : good , just -- just stay there until ethan and theresa leave . j.t . : oh , that 's easy for you to say . i 'm afraid of heights . rebecca : then do n't look down . j.t . : oh , no . rebecca : what ? j.t . : there 's a flock of pigeons down on the piazza and one of them is looking up here . rebecca : so ? j.t . : i 'm allergic to anything with feathers ! rebecca : oh , no wonder you sneezed that time i flogged you with my boa . gwen : j.t . , just forget about the pigeon . just please hang tight till ethan and theresa leave . [ scene_break ] luis : damn it , beth , you are going to tell me what you have done to marty ! beth : what , so that you can snatch him away from me , the only mother he 's ever known ? not on your life , luis ! my stupid blond sister is not about to raise my son . luis : he 's not your son . he 's my little boy with sheridan , and i 'm taking him back to harmony . beth : no , you 're not ! daddy made that quite clear . luis : god , you really are alistair 's spawn , are n't you ? you kidnapped sheridan , you stole my son . you are a sick , delusional freak ! beth : ok . do n't talk to me like that . i know you do n't really hate me , luis . i know you still love me . luis : oh , god . beth : i mean , we were engaged to be married . twice , remember ? twice . and at -- at the cabin you had the chance to shoot me . you could n't . if that is n't love , i do n't know what is . fancy : how could anyone love a psycho like you ? beth : ok , shut up ! fancy : god , you are crazy . beth : yes , i am crazy . i 'm just crazy in love with you , luis . luis : oh , my god . beth : please just forget about fancy and sheridan , all those other stupid blondes . just please be with me . please be a family with me and marty . luis : you are whacked out and then some , you know that ? fancy : i ca n't believe you 're my aunt . beth : you know -- you know what , i missed the opportunity to kill sheridan , but i am going to make the same mistake twice . i will chop you into little bits if you think that you 're going to steal luis away from me . he is mine , do you understand ? mine ! luis : get over here . beth : let go of me , luis ! luis : stop it ! beth : she is just like sheridan -- you blond home wrecker -- trying to steal luis away from me . he is mine , do you hear me ? he is mine ! luis : the hell i am . beth : do n't be mad at me , luis . i am just trying to protect you from that blond niece of mine . she is selfish , she is evil . she is just like sheridan . please , just let me kill her so she does n't ruin your life the way sheridan did . luis : freak ! [ scene_break ] miguel : you need to back off about siren , ok ? you may not like her , but i do . kay : she 's wrong for you . miguel : so you keep saying , only i do n't see it . kay : it 's like she 's got you under some sort of spell or something . miguel : look , that 's enough , kay . whatever happens between siren and me is none of your business . kay : yes , it is , miguel . we may not be a couple , but you are maria 's father , which means that siren is going to be around our daughter a lot , and that bothers me miguel : why ? because she 's different ? kay : no , it 's how she 's different that bothers me . captain : yo , miguel . listen , we got a change in plans . boat 's motor is acting up , so we 're not going to be able to take her out just yet . but do n't worry , i got plenty of work for ya , alright ? you can start by loading that second batch of lobster traps onto the boat . miguel : yes , sir . excuse me , i 've got work to do . we 'll talk about siren later . kay : no , i want to talk now . captain : kenny ? is that you ? kay : what ? oh , right . yeah , no , i hid my hair in a cap and i dressed like a boy that summer that i worked with you . captain : uh - huh . sure have changed a lot since then . man : not really , captain . we always thought kenny here was working to save up for the operation . second man : you must have had a heck of a surgeon because you 're one hot transsexual . kay : what ? captain : look , do n't be embarrassed , all right ? it took a lot of guts to do what you did . kay : but i did n't have -- captain : do n't worry about it . nobody cares what you are now . you want to work with miguel again , you 're welcome to . miguel : i 'm sorry , captain , kay needs to go home . kay : hey , i 'm happy to pitch in , captain . miguel : what about maria ? kay : tabitha is not going to mind watching our daughter till we get home . man : i did n't know a guy could get nipped and tucked and still have a baby . second man : me neither . first man : miguel sure can pick them , ca n't he ? captain : come on , guys , let 's go . back to work . miguel : ok , fine , you can stay and work . just lay off about siren , ok ? [ scene_break ] siren : kay is not very nice telling miguel i 'm some sort of freak . tabitha : she 's jealous of you , siren . kay thinks miguel fell for you all on his own . she does n't know you mesmerized him . siren : comes with the turf . tabitha : surf and turf , in your case . siren : what ? tabitha : never mind , dear . my advice to you is ignore kay 's put - downs just as miguel has . siren : i have a better idea . tabitha : i doubt that somehow . siren : kay needs to know two can play at this game . if she thinks she can come between me and miguel , she needs to think i can come between her and fox . tabitha : you 've already tried that . siren : it 's like mortals say -- if at first you do n't succeed , try , try again . tabitha : ooh ! [ scene_break ] theresa : j.t . , where are you ? get your sneaky butt out here and own up to what you 've done ! j.t . : theresa wo n't leave . she 's convinced i 'm hiding in the apartment . what am i supposed to do ? rebecca : just be patient . do n't look down . j.t . : i told you i 'm afraid of heights . rebecca : oh , j.t . , now , do n't you remember when you scaled my twin peaks , hmm ? gwen : please ! rebecca : what ? i 'm just trying to keep the man calm , all right ? if ethan and theresa find out what 's going on -- gwen : i know , i know . i just hope theresa does n't go back out onto the terrace because she could find j.t . , and then we are doomed . theresa : well there 's no place for j.t . to hide . [ theresa burps ] theresa : oh . ethan : maybe he left when you came looking for me . theresa : yeah . yeah , i suppose he could 've staggered out . ethan : theresa , the man did not fly away . theresa : i know he did n't fly away , but maybe , you know , i can spot him , i can spot him on the street . j.t . 's voice : a pigeon . feathers . my allergies ! [ scene_break ] kay : i ca n't be around these lobster traps and not think about siren , how she said she eats raw lobster in the shell . miguel : i 'm sure she was joking . kay : it 's not funny . it 's weird , like her . miguel : so siren 's offbeat . why do you care ? you 're engaged to fox , remember ? kay : so ? we 're still close . i care about what happens to you , and i think getting involved with siren is just asking for trouble . miguel : i think you should let me pick my own girlfriends . kay : hmm . you picked charity , and what a mess that turned out to be . miguel : what did you just say ? kay : i said we better pick up the pace before the boat goes out to sea . miguel : oh . kay : look , one more thing about siren . i know she saved your life and i know she 's totally into you . but when it comes to maria , i am not comfortable with siren being around her . miguel : but siren is great with maria . endora , too . kay : i just -- i just do n't want you to waste your time on her like you did with charity . miguel : being with charity was n't a waste of time . i loved her . kay : i know . what i meant was all the time you wasted chasing after charity when she did n't want to be found . miguel : could we just not talk about my love life anymore ? kay : i 'm sorry , ok ? i 'm sorry that i keep upsetting you . but i just -- i 'm trying to keep you from making a mistake that you 're going to regret . miguel : kay , we all make mistakes , ok ? hopefully we learn from them and move on . kay : ok , so , if someone you care about was going to make what you think would be a mistake , would n't you tell them ? miguel : i guess . kay : you guess ? so if i was making a mistake marrying fox , you would tell me , would n't you ? i mean , if you thought that there was someone out there better for me , no matter who it is , you would say something , would n't you ? tabitha : siren 's a bloody mermaid and she flip - flops less than kay . make up your mind already , kay . who do you want to be with , fox or miguel ? [ music plays ] tabitha : uh - oh , we have some breaking news here , endora . yeah , i told you so . our fin fatale is true to her word . because kay is making a play for miguel , siren is setting her sights on fox . fox : i just had a dream we were making wild , passionate love . want to make it come true ? siren : i 'd love to make love to you , fox . [ scene_break ] j.t . : there 's a pigeon on my head . rebecca : well , just shoo it away . j.t . : i 'm afraid i will lose my balance and fall . rebecca : look , look , look , do n't worry about it , all right ? i mean , maybe the pigeon will realize you 're not a statue and then fly away on its own . j.t . : i told you i 'm allergic to feathers . i could sneeze at any minute . gwen : no , do n't , do n't , j.t . , they 'll hear you for sure . theresa : i do n't see j.t . anywhere . ethan : yeah , i did n't think you would . j.t . : theresa and ethan went back inside . gwen : and you did n't sneeze . congratulations . [ j.t . sneezes ] ethan : let 's go . we 're wasting our time . theresa : no , we 're -- no , no , no , just -- just give me a second , ok ? please ? i understand this looks really really bad not having j.t . here . but , you know , if i found him once i will find him again . now , can i just tell you what happened in the meantime ? ethan : i 'm listening theresa : ok . all right , good . so , you know i came up here and i had a drink with j.t . and , well , we started talking to each other , and then he told me how he used to be this editor and how he broke this story about one of america 's richest families when an heir 's true paternity was exposed . he was talking about you . he had to be . ethan : but did he mention me by name ? theresa : he did , yes . ethan : there 's still no proof that it was gwen and rebecca who gave j.t . this information . in fact , there 's no proof that gwen and rebecca are connected to j.t . in any way . theresa : ok , rebecca and j.t . were in bed together , ethan . if that 's not a connection , i do n't know what is . ethan : ok , so , where 's this picture ? theresa : i do n't know . i mean , he obviously took it when he left . ethan : theresa , i -- i do n't know what to say . theresa : why do n't you say that you believe me ? gwen and rebecca sold you out , ethan , after they set me up to take the fall . they ruined your life to keep us apart . ethan : theresa , you 've been saying this for years . ok , without any proof , i have to take gwen at her word . theresa : but i -- i spoke to them and they admitted everything to me . ethan : that 's not proof , theresa . that 's hearsay . theresa : the tape . ethan : what ? theresa : the tape , ethan , the tape . yes , it 's right here . rebecca -- she called j.t . and i was here when she was leaving him a message on the answering machine . that 's when i picked up the phone . that 's when i talked to gwen and rebecca . it was running the whole time . so this tape recorded everything . so once i play you this tape , it 's going to prove that gwen and rebecca where the ones who outed you as a bennett , not me . j.t . : oh , no . gwen : what ? j.t . : theresa remembered the answering machine tape . gwen : oh . rebecca : oh , no . oh , my god , no . did n't you take it with you ? j.t . : the machine ? no , i left it inside . theresa : once you hear this tape , you will know that i did n't cost you your identity , gwen and rebecca did . then you will leave gwen and you 'll come back to me . [ scene_break ] luis : beth , stop it ! now , you listen to me . you are going to forget about fancy and sheridan , and you 're going to tell me where marty is . beth : no ! luis : tell me where he is ! beth : you are never going to find him , luis . daddy helped me make sure of that before he had a stroke and he lapsed into a coma . poor daddy . luis : beth , where is marty ? beth : oh , i was going to send daddy a get - well card and i forgot . he probably would just drool all over it anyway . luis : beth ! where is my son ? luis : oh , god . beth : and how much you still want to be with me , and then we could go see marty together . luis : you are sick . fancy : duh . beth : shut up ! i love you , luis . luis : oh , god . beth : i made you happy once . i could make you happy again . i 'll even wear the wig if you want . i will do or be anything that you want . just please -- just please take me back . luis : fancy ? fancy ! beth : thought she 'd never check out . okay guys , now it 's grandma 's party tonight , so go get something nice . [ scene_break ] fox : uh , sorry , i ca n't have sex with you . kay 's -- i 'm engaged to her , she 's downstairs -- siren : fox , relax . i 'm kidding . fox : oh . good . siren : but , seriously , will you wash my back , please ? fox : uh , ok . whoo . you really are a free spirit , siren . siren : i get that from my parents . fox : oh . are they -- are they hippies ? siren : no , guppies . fox : your parents are gay urban professionals ? siren : what ? oh , it 's a portsmouth term for young members of the old guard . fox : oh . siren : can you wash my lower back ? fox : uh -- ok . fox : ok , you 're all good . siren : thanks . fox : ok , i 'm done with the shower . it 's all yours . siren : fox , one more thing . do you know what kay was doing this morning ? fox : what do you mean ? siren : well , miguel went off to work on a fishing boat , and then i saw after she followed him . fox : what ? she 's not downstairs with maria ? siren : no . so , about kay and miguel -- seems like when they 're not with us they 're with each other . so , do you think kay still loves miguel ? fox : what ? no , of course not . siren : if you say so . fox : kay and i are engaged to get married . yes , they have a child together , but she does n't love him . she loves me . siren : but she used to love miguel . fox : yes , she used to love miguel , but not anymore . siren : well , i 'm glad for both our sakes . fox : yeah . siren : but i 'd still like to know what she was doing following miguel to work this morning , would n't you ? fox : i 'm sure there 's a simple explanation . siren : maybe we should go to the wharf and ask them what it is . fox : ok . i 'll go get dressed and meet you downstairs . siren : uh -- but first could you dry my back ? fox : uh -- [ scene_break ] kay 's voice : if miguel still loves me , maybe this will get him to admit it again . kay : so , miguel , would you do the same for me ? i mean , if you knew that there was another guy out there who was better for me than fox , you would tell me , would n't you ? miguel : kay , fox is -- is a great guy , ok ? i 'd never say he was n't good enough for you . kay : that 's not what i asked . miguel : look , fox treats you right , kay , and he 's good with maria . i could n't ask for anyone better to help raise my daughter . kay : well , i wish i could say the same about siren , but i ca n't . there 's something fishy about her . captain : all right , you guys , listen up . boat 's motor is going to shut us down for the entire day . so once you load those lobster traps , you 're free to go . miguel : great . as for siren , we have to agree to disagree about her . ok , i like siren a lot and i think she 's great with maria , so i 'm not breaking things off with her . kay : but , miguel -- miguel : kay , i mean it . i 'm not dumping siren to please you . tabitha : oh , kay , kay . while you 're busy worrying about miguel and siren , your own relationship with fox is about to be blown sky high . [ scene_break ] gwen : oh , god , once theresa plays that tape for ethan , i 'm going to lose both him and jane . rebecca : ok , i -- i have an idea . i mean , maybe if we convince j.t . to jump off the ledge , then that will distract ethan and theresa and they 'll forget all about playing the tape . gwen : i wo n't even bother contesting the divorce . theresa : once you hear this tape , you will know that i 've been telling you the truth all along . i do n't need j.t . , and i do n't need a picture of j.t . and rebecca in bed together . this tape is going to prove that i did n't ruin your life but your wife and her mother did . ethan : something wrong ? because nothing 's happening . theresa : well -- it 's the volume , that 's what -- it 's the volume . let me just turn it up . ok , well , you know , this thing looks kind of old , so let 's see if it 's broken . i do n't know what 's going on with -- oh , my god . oh , my god , the tape . j.t . must have taken the tape . it 's missing . j.t . : no , no , no , wait . i left the machine but took the tape . thanks for reminding me , becks . gwen : oh , j.t . has the tape . mother , we are saved . oh , my god . rebecca : we 're not out of the woods yet , but we 're a lot closer . i mean , without j.t . , the picture , or the tape , theresa 's proof just went poof . theresa : j.t . must have taken the tape . ethan : yeah , well , that was n't the only thing that was taken tonight . no wonder you 're a little unsteady on your feet . not only were you drinking , but you took drugs . and then you hallucinated everything you said happened . theresa : wait a minute , excuse me , i did n't hallucinate anything , ok ? yeah , i had a few drinks , but i did n't take any drugs . i mean , maybe j.t . tried to drug me , but , look at , i only had a sip and then i dumped my drink into his , i swear . i mean , that 's why he passed out . ethan : come on , theresa , look , none of this happened , all right ? there is no photo , no tape , no j.t . confession . all of this is because you partied too hard . theresa : no , it 's not , ok ? i 'm not imagining any of this . ethan : yeah ? then why is there nothing to back up any of your story , huh ? theresa : call gwen . ethan : now i know you 're hallucinating , because gwen is not going to back you up on this . theresa : well , i do n't think she 's going to back me up , ethan , but , call her , call her . please call her , because when i spoke to her she was really freaked out and so was rebecca . and if you call her , you 'll hear the fear in her voice and you will know that i am telling you the truth . ethan : i already talked to gwen earlier . theresa : and what ? what happened ? ethan : she sounded a little tense , but then -- theresa : ok , ok , so now you see that i 'm telling you the truth . just call her , and i promise you she will freak out over the least little thing . come on , call her , please . ethan : fine . you know , to put an end to this , i 'll call gwen . j.t . : theresa convinced ethan to call gwen to see if she 's on edge . gwen , if you lose it , you could lose your man . gwen : well , j.t . , thanks for the heads - up . once i 'm through talking with ethan , he will never believe theresa ever again . [ scene_break ] luis : fancy , fancy , can you hear me ? beth : with all that blood she 's losing , i doubt it . luis : can you shut up ! just for once . fancy , wake up . beth : here , let me see her . i 'll take care of her . luis : you know , i should 've killed you at the cabin . luis : fancy . hey . luis : oh , god . fancy , everything 's going to be ok , all right ? just hold on . luis : yeah , i need a doctor , room 624 , pronto . luis : fancy . you just hang in there , ok ? everything 's going to be ok . i 'm not losing someone else to beth . luis : hey . fancy : luis ? luis : yeah . fancy : what happened ? luis : beth tried to kill you , and you fainted . it 's ok . doctor 's on his way . fancy : i 'm bleeding . luis : yeah , just a little . it 's ok . doctor : what happened ? luis : well , her psychotic aunt tried to kill her . fancy : yeah , homicidal nut . luis : and she slipped and hit her head on this dresser right here . doctor : can you move your arms and your legs ? fancy : yes . luis : ok . doctor : would you put her on the bed , please ? i want to examine her more thoroughly . luis : yeah . doctor : the blood -- it 's from a cut on her head . it 's already stopped bleeding . do n't worry . your wife , she going to be fine . luis : well , thank god , but she 's not my wife . we 're just friends . doctor : oh , really ? i would 've sworn you were a couple . luis : we 're not . doctor : well , maybe you should be , eh ? luis : grazie . doctor : prego . [ scene_break ] theresa : if you thought that gwen was tense before , wait till you hear her now . i 'll bet you she can barely breathe . you know what i think that you should do , ethan ? i think you should tell her that i showed you the picture of rebecca and j.t . in bed together and i played you the answering machine tape . then she 'll have to confess everything to you . ethan : theresa , i do n't have to trick my wife into telling me the truth . gwen will be honest with me . theresa : no , she wo n't . ethan , she 's been lying to you for years ! she is the reason that you are not a crane . she is the reason that you are not running crane industries as a force for good . it is because of your evil , hateful wife . ethan : shh , shh , her phone 's ringing . gwen : hello ? ethan : hi , gwen , it 's me again . i hope i did n't wake you up . gwen : no , you know , honey , i should actually be getting up anyway . why did you call ? is everything ok ? rebecca : look , j.t . , theresa and ethan are on the phone with gwen now , so get out of the apartment , go . just -- and take the picture and the tape with you . j.t . : i ca n't go back inside , they 'll see me . rebecca : well , just scoot along the ledge and go into another apartment . j.t . : i 'm not sure if i can do that . rebecca : j.t . , if lucy ricardo did it , so can you . and when you get there , just go . go someplace where the irs and theresa will never find you . trust me , i will make it worth your while . j.t . : thanks , beck . you 're the best . gwen : honey , jane is fine . is that the only reason you called ? ethan : well , you sounded a little tense last time . i was just -- i was worried about you . gwen : that 's very sweet , but everything 's fine . ethan : you 're sure ? gwen : except for missing my wonderful , handsome husband , things could n't be better . ethan : well , good . i wo n't worry , then . gwen : ok , i love you . ethan : i love you , too . theresa : no , no , no . gwen , gwen , rebecca , i know that you are lying to ethan . i 'm going to prove the truth to him , do you hear me ? ethan : enough is enough , theresa , ok ? you do n't have any proof on gwen and rebecca . you never did ! theresa : i have the tape , ethan , and the photograph of j.t . and rebecca in bed together . i have proof ! ethan : i do n't believe you , theresa , ok ? i believe my wife . theresa : well , she is lying to you , ethan . ethan : no , you are imagining things . theresa : no , i am not . i am telling you the truth . all of this is the truth . [ scene_break ] tabitha : thanks to siren , there are some very rough seas ahead for our kay . how is she going to explain sneaking off to be with her first love , the mouth- watering miguel ? kay : look , i 've to get back to tabitha 's before maria wakes up . just please think about what i said about siren . miguel : kay , i do n't want to -- kay : i would n't be on her case if i honestly did n't think she could be trouble . miguel : i know you mean well , but -- kay : that 's good enough for me . kay : fox . what are you doing here ? fox : that 's not the question , kay . the question is , what are you doing here with miguel ? [ scene_break ] theresa : no , ethan , please listen to me . please , please , listen . i know for a fact that gwen and rebecca were the ones who sent the information to the tabloid revealing your true paternity . rebecca -- she slept with j.t . , ok , and then she gave his rag the exclusive on you . ethan : you do n't know squat , theresa ! so let it go , ok ? i believe my wife . gwen has never done anything to ruin my life . it 's been you , you all along , theresa . theresa : ethan -- no . [ scene_break ] rebecca : here 's to crushing that pesky cucaracha theresa once and for all . i was sure that theresa had us dead to rights and that ethan would finally see the proof that we torpedoed his future as a crane and framed theresa for it . rebecca : yeah , well , luckily , i perform very well under pressure . gwen : yeah , reminding j.t . to take the picture and the tape totally saved us . rebecca : yeah , once j.t . is out of rome and into hiding , we are going to be clear . [ scene_break ] j.t . : damn flying rats ruined my jacket . ah , arrivederci , roma ! hola , espana ! [ j.t . laughs ] j.t . : oh . oh . officer : come with us , signor . you 're under arrest . j.t . : what for ? officer : public drunkenness . j.t . : oh , no , no , no , no . i got to catch a flight . i 'm going to spain -- ole ! officer : sorry , signor , the only place you 're going is jail . j.t . : oh , no . oh , no , no , no , no , signores . no . oh , come on . come on . [ scene_break ] fancy : i 'm sorry i fainted . if you had n't had to help me , beth would n't have gotten away . luis : it 's ok . hey , i caught beth once , i 'll catch her again . next time she wo n't get away . fancy : what if there is n't a next time ? what if i ruined everything ? luis : there will be a next time . see , beth thinks we 're lovers , so , something tells me she 'll be back . fancy : beth thinks we 're lovers . luis : yeah . that 's crazy , is n't it ? { luis : it 's you . fancy : yes , luis , it 's -- luis : oh , my god , you came for me . } fancy : you and i , lovers ? that is crazy . [ scene_break ] beth : so she lived to die another day . fancy will die , because i am going to kill her . beth : no one 's going to save you this time , fancy . [ next_on ] jessica : let me go ! man : you 're not going anywhere .
theresa tries to find jt , the picture of him and rebecca in bed , or the tape from his message machine in order to prove to ethan that gwen and rebecca are the ones who leaked his paternity info to the tabloid . no such luck . it seems jt , hanging on the phone with rebecca while he hides on the ledge outside his room 's balcony , managed to take all the incriminating evidence with him . ethan is upset at theresa 's seeming lying , and blasts her , saying she is the one who ruined his life , not gwen . luis tries to get beth to tell him where marty is , but she refuses . she keeps trying to get to fancy so she can kill her , but he stops her each time . however , fancy seems overcome by the events and faints , hitting her head on the way down and losing a lot of blood . luis lets beth escape so he can tend to fancy , and they seem to grow even closer .
{ jessica : [ screams ] blackmailer : do n't be afraid . i told you -- i love you . jessica : no , stay away from me . blackmailer : did i tell you how lovely you look tonight ? jessica : help ! help me ! please -- please , just let me go . please . blackmailer : jessica , it 's all right . i 've been waiting for you for such a long time . } jessica : [ screams ] simone : jessica , what is it ? what 's wrong ? [ scene_break ] blackmailer : smoking kills . spike : do not sneak up on me like that . blackmailer : wash what must be years of wax out of your ears , and you 'd hear better . spike : yeah , like i 'm going to take hygiene tips from a freak , uh - huh . [ groans ] blackmailer : who are you calling a freak ? spike : i said you look chic . oh . blackmailer : thanks . it 's not easy finding clothes . spike : yeah , whatever . what the hell do you want ? blackmailer : i need your help with something . spike : there ai n't no way i 'm giving you a bikini wax . blackmailer : not that . i want your wife . spike : jessica ? [ scene_break ] ethan : chad , i came as soon as i could . what happened ? chad : whitney said our marriage is over . she wants to erase me from her life , raise miles and my new unborn baby without me . i 've lost it , ethan . i 've lost everything . [ scene_break ] whitney : no . [ knock at door ] whitney : who is it ? eve : it 's me , sweetie . whitney : mom . eve : oh , my god , honey . what happened ? whitney : my life is over , mom . eve : oh , oh ! whitney : [ sobs ] [ scene_break ] paloma : gracias , mi amor . noah : de nada , mi corazon . paloma : you were sweet to take me out , but we could have gone someplace less expensive . noah : oh , i know . but i believe what i said before , that i believe in the power of love . paloma : even though we know chad has been cheating on whitney with vincent ? noah : it -- it does n't matter how much trouble other couples are going through . i want us to be the couple that gets it right , ok ? i want our love to be the kind of love that `` happily ever after `` is made of . paloma : i want that , too . [ scene_break ] fancy : well , i hope you 're happy , aunt sheridan . sheridan : how can i be with you nipping at my heels ? fancy : you 're just angry i beat you at your own game . sheridan : only we both lost . with you ratting me out to the warden , i ca n't get in to see luis . god only knows what will happen to him now that i ca n't keep an eye on him . pilar : oh , i 'll tell you what will happen to luis . he 's about to be executed , almost immediately . fancy : pilar , where did you get an idea like that ? pilar : i just came from visiting luis . and they took him from the infirmary and put him in a holding cell while the lethal injection is being prepared . sheridan : what ? wait , you must have misunderstood the timeline , pilar . luis ca n't be executed while ethan is appealing his conviction . pilar : the warden gave the order . luis is going to die if we do n't find a way to save him . [ scene_break ] julian : here 's to knowing the truth . and the truth is , i am not little ethan 's father . theresa : what are you talking about ? julian : do n't deny it . eve ran the dna . ethan is little ethan 's father . theresa : well , dr. russell is wrong , julian , because you are little ethan 's father . julian : really ? well , then you wo n't mind if ethan runs his own dna test to prove me wrong . theresa : no -- actually , no . um , let 's see . the , um , tests -- julian : well , no , no , darling , i have it right here . the results , they 're conclusive . i am not little ethan 's biological father . ergo , the boy is not a crane . ergo , he 's not heir to the crane empire . ergo , you do not control this company until he comes of age . ergo , get your lying , low - rent , red - hot - chili- pepper butt out of my office , now ! [ scene_break ] sheridan : this ca n't be happening . fancy : we both saw luis earlier . sheridan : he was feeling better . fancy : both physically and mentally . pilar : that was then , but right now my son is in a holding cell , waiting to be executed . i ca n't believe this is happening , dios mio . luis and i were just talking about miguel being set free . fancy : he is ? sheridan : that 's wonderful . pilar : i was hopeful , you know , that the same thing would happen for luis , that -- that he would be released on appeal or proven innocent . and instead , i find out that judge reilly has issued that order to have him executed immediately . fancy : wait -- reilly is to blame for this ? i thought he was lying low after luis and miguel 's sham of a trial . pilar : yes , the judiciary committee is reviewing reilly 's abuse of power . fancy : why would he issue an order guaranteed to get him in more trouble ? sheridan : the blackmailer must be forcing his hand again . pilar : again ? sheridan : remember , reilly all but admitted that he was being blackmailed to rush through luis and miguel 's sham of a trial . fancy : it 's hard to fathom that the blackmailer would have more influence over reilly than the cranes . according to my father , we have made reilly one of the wealthiest men in new england . sheridan : having money must allow reilly to indulge in all sorts of scandalous behavior . i shudder to think of what he does in his own private life . pilar : well , whatever it is , it 's enough to order luis to be executed right away . sheridan : you know what ? i 'm going to call ethan . he 'll know what to do . pilar : i tried . he 's not answering his cell phone . sheridan : well , theresa will know where he is . fancy : yeah , theresa 's not here . sheridan : where is she ? fancy : i do n't know . pilar : we ca n't just stand here and do nothing . we have to try to save luis . fancy : yeah , but how ? sheridan : you know what ? i 'm going to go see judge reilly . hopefully , i can either threaten him or bribe him to rescind his order to execute luis . fancy : well , i 'm coming with you . pilar : wait for me . [ scene_break ] julian : adieu and good riddance . what tacky tripe to have had on the ceo 's desk in the first -- theresa : stop ! stop doing this ! stop throwing these things away . i 'm still in charge of crane . julian : no , you are not . i 'm reclaiming what is mine , everything that you stole from me -- this office , this company , the mansion , the money , the power , everything that goes with it . and i really would n't , uh , count on living on jared 's salary , because i do n't think he 's going to be working at crane that much longer . theresa : julian , jared is an excellent lawyer . julian : no , he 's an idiot not to know that you still love ethan so much you 've no doubt broken your wedding vows multiple times in saying , `` i do . `` you see , all of your lies and your schemes are catching up with you , and i for one could n't be happier . god , to think of the way you lorded your power over me as father 's widow . your arrogance toward me ! here and at home you may have the trappings of great wealth and power , but you have not a modicum of class to go with it . you are , and always will be , just a nasty little bitch from the barrio that no amount of money or clothes or spa treatments can fix . so get out of my office before i have you deported . theresa : julian , please , give me a chance to explain . julian : do n't say you were n't warned . julian : [ clears throat ] yes , security , this is julian crane . i would like you to remove -- theresa : no , no , no -- do n't do this ! do n't do this , please . now , my brother 's life is at stake , julian . ethan and little ethan 's happiness and well - being are at stake . now , please , give me a chance to make things right . [ scene_break ] paloma : i do n't see how whitney could ever get over a betrayal like chad 's . noah : well , i did n't want to say this in front of chad , but i do n't think she 's going to be able to . paloma : you know what ? i thought chad and whitney were the perfect couple with a son and another baby on the way . but it was all a lie . does n't anyone end up happy anymore ? noah : hey , we will . paloma , look , i believe that we are the couple that will go the distance , all right ? and no matter what kind of troubles our friends and family are going through , we will be the ones who will make it right . you know , if you trust me and you go on this -- on this wonderful journey with me , then i think we will make it together . [ scene_break ] simone : jessica , what 's wrong ? why are you so upset ? jessica : i had a nightmare about that half - man , half - woman that spike made me turn a trick with . this thing , whatever it was , said it 's been waiting for me . and then it pulled out a knife like it was going to mutilate me . simone : the creature ? um , are you sure it was n't one of your johns that ended up dead ? jessica : no , it was definitely part - man , part - woman . even it 's voice was weird . it was soft , but raspy at the same time . simone : it is bad enough that spike made you turn tricks for a living , but what did he expect you to do with a freak like that ? jessica : oh , i 'd rather not think about it . simone : you 're right . you should n't think about it . you should think about your family and your friends -- all the people who love you . jessica : i do , and i 'm grateful for them and their love . simone : good . jessica : ok , i should get going . simone : now ? jessica : yeah , well , i 've been here a while and , and spike will come looking for me if i do n't get back soon . simone : no , jess . no , it would be an insult to rae 's memory if you left the safety of her apartment to go back to that dump that spike calls home . i mean , the filth alone is dangerous to your baby . and -- and he is dangerous to you . jessica : no , only if i make him mad . and if i avoid him much longer , spike will be furious . [ scene_break ] spike : you know what ? jessica freaked out the last time i tried to set you up with her . it 's a waste of time trying to hook you two up again . blackmailer : i 'm not looking to hook up with jessica . she 's too narrow - minded to fully enjoy having sex with me . spike 's voice : sideshow freaks would think twice about getting it on with you . blackmailer : i need jessica to pay for your sins . spike : my sins ? what are you talking about ? blackmailer : all those dead johns jessica thinks she murdered . i know you killed them , then made it look like jessica was to blame . spike : look , alistair made me do it , ok ? part was revenge against the bennett bunch for noah dating fancy . blackmailer : i know . spike : whoa , just a gender - bender second . are you alistair ? blackmailer : of course not . alistair is gone . i 'm the one calling the shots , now . and the next order of business is for you to do exactly as i tell you . spike : yeah , what do you want me to do ? blackmailer : i told you . it 's time for jessica to pay for your crimes . spike : pay ? how ? [ scene_break ] ethan : chad , i am sorry . chad : did theresa tell you that she and whitney walked in on me and vincent -- doing it ? ethan : yes , she did . um , if i 'd have known that the affair you were having was with a man , chad , i do n't know , i probably would have -- chad : there 's nothing you could have done , ok ? ethan , it was like i was addicted to vincent . ethan : so , um , there 's obviously nothing wrong with it , chad , but , i mean , you 're gay , right ? chad : no , i am not gay , ethan . it was just sex . ethan : chad , it was sex with a man . i mean , if you 're not gay , then -- chad : it 's complicated , ok ? ethan : yeah , it 's complicated , chad , because you risked everything you have with whitney by sleeping with a man . chad : i tried to explain it to whitney , ok ? i did n't get very far , man . i mean , the truth is , ethan , i do n't really understand it myself . i know what i did was risky and stupid and i hated myself for being with vincent . but i hate not being with vincent even more . ethan : but you did n't love vincent , right ? chad : no . no , i love whitney and miles and my new unborn baby . i ca n't lose them , ethan . i ca n't . [ scene_break ] eve : come over here . honey , what is the matter ? whitney : it 's chad , mom . eve : well , what , is he hurt ? whitney : no . no , he 's gay . eve : well , honey , you 're not making any sense now . whitney : i ca n't -- i ca n't even believe this . this is ca n't be happening right now . eve : well , what are you saying ? what are you saying , he 's gay , honey -- i mean , he 's your husband . and you have a son together and a baby on the way . whitney : no . no , mom , i caught him . theresa and i walked in the back room of a gay bar and he was having sex with vincent . eve : what ? whitney : and it made me sick , you know , to see him naked with another man . i -- i mean he was kissing him and holding him . eve : well , are you sure that it was chad ? i mean , was it too dark for you to see clearly ? whitney : no , no , mom . i could see fine . i -- i could see that my husband was having sex with another man . eve : oh , my god ! whitney : and it was n't like a one - time thing or anything like that . chad and vincent have been seeing each other ever since i was in the convent . eve : no , no . whitney : no , mom , it 's true . ok , it 's true . chad told me , i mean , he told me the whole truth . he had to . so that means that our whole life -- i mean , our marriage , everything -- has been nothing but a lie . eve : oh , baby . oh , my baby . oh , my god . my poor , poor baby . whitney : [ sobs ] [ scene_break ] judge reilly : [ breathes heavily ] oh , that he - she whack job will be the death of me . all right , where are my pills ? sheridan : [ clears throat ] judge reilly : does n't anyone knock anymore ? sheridan : this is not a social call . fancy : we have a problem , and we need you to fix it . pilar : it 's a matter of life and death . judge reilly : oh , they always are . fancy : this one really is . sheridan : it 's about luis . pilar : you have to stop my son from being executed . judge reilly : but that 's what he was sentenced to after a jury found him guilty of numerous crimes . fancy : we know that , but there 's obviously been a mistake since then . sheridan : the order to execute luis immediately was given to the warden earlier tonight . pilar : you have to reverse it , judge reilly , you have to . fancy : right away . sheridan : absolutely . ethan needs more time to work on his appeal . you ca n't order an execution without due process . judge reilly : well , i can , and i did . and luis lopez - fitzgerald will die by lethal injection as soon as possible . sheridan and fancy : no . pilar : no . [ scene_break ] theresa : please , julian , do n't do this -- for little ethan 's sake . julian : security , this is julian crane , again . ignore my request . i 've taken care of the nuisance . all right , theresa . i know i 'm going to regret this , but go ahead . you tell me . tell me how you can justify all the lies that you 've told , all the grief those lies have caused , and all the heartache that will result once your duplicity is exposed . go ahead , tell me . theresa : i did n't always know that you were n't little ethan 's father . julian : [ laughs ] please . theresa : no , it 's the truth , julian . i mean , i was on the pill when ethan and i made love the night before we were supposed to be married . and it was n't long after that , that you and i woke up in bermuda together in bed -- after a drunken night of lovemaking . i honestly thought that we conceived little ethan . but then in rome last summer , i realized i was n't on the pill long enough for it to work . j.t . cornell showed me proof that you are not little ethan 's father , that ethan is . julian : but you kept lying to keep control of the crane empire . what a heartless little bitch you are , to deny ethan his own flesh and blood . theresa : no , julian , i want to tell ethan the truth . i wanted to , but i was afraid . i was afraid that gwen would make ethan take little ethan away from me , the same way they took my daughter away from me . julian : all right , all right . what is your excuse after gwen was out of the picture . theresa : my brothers . i need the crane money . i need this power to fight those charges that are brought against them , julian . julian : oh , please . you have never acted selflessly in your life . you kept the truth from ethan to keep control of the crane money and power , just like ivy kept the truth from me . but no more , theresa . the truth is coming out , and it shall take you out with it . [ scene_break ] jessica : ok , let me go , simone . i have to get home to spike . simone : home ? oh , you mean , hell house , where he beats you until you 're black and blue ? jessica : no , he wo n't . not now that i 'm pregnant . simone : oh , right . he wants you to have a healthy baby , so he can sell it on the black market for top dollar . jessica : i 'm hoping that once spike sees his child , he 'll change . babies can have that effect on people . simone : on people . but spike is not human , he 's a monster . he will take your baby and he will sell it , just like he sold you to any man with pocket change . no , that 's it . you 're not going . no , that 's it . jessica : i have to , simone . i killed all those johns . spike will turn me in for murder if i leave him . i could go to prison for years , maybe life -- or worse , i could be executed . simone : you know , even if you were convicted , there were extenuating circumstances . you were on drugs , jessica . drugs that spike gave you . jessica : you know , it just does n't matter what i do . i am going to lose my baby to spike . [ scene_break ] spike : what do you want me to do . blackmailer : you know where the bodies of the dead johns are buried , right ? spike : yeah , but they 're just -- blackmailer : no buts . we 're going to dig them up , then use them to bring jessica down . spike : what is your problem ? i mean , besides the obvious . why do you have to get jess ? do you know that if she 's tried and -- and convicted , she could spend the rest of her life behind bars ? she could maybe even get the death penalty . blackmailer : so ? spike : so , i 'm not really sure i want to see that happen . because i guess deep down inside , i kind of care about jessica . i mean , maybe not much , but -- blackmailer : shut up ! do you really think you have any say in this ? spike : as a matter of fact , i do . because without me to lead you to the bodies , you 've got no proof there was ever a murder committed . so how can jess do the time , if you 've got no proof of a crime ? blackmailer : i see your point . spike : good . so why do n't you run along and get your job working at ripley 's believe it or not , and you leave me the hell alone . blackmailer : i 'm not through with you , yet . spike : oh , really ? well , i 'm through with you . blackmailer : oh , that 's right , baby , i like it rough . that 's just the way i like it . spike : ugh ! blackmailer : you do n't know what you 're missing . spike : yeah , exactly . and i 'm going to keep it that way . blackmailer : fine . we 'll stick to business . spike : no , no , we 're not . not if it means taking jessica down . blackmailer : oh , come now , spike . i 've known lots of men just like you . you 'll do anything -- if the price is right . even turn in your own wife . spike : oh , well , i guess if jess is ever taken down , i guess i could always remarry , right ? [ chuckles ] blackmailer : problem solved . i can even be your best man and maid of honor . spike : uh , negative . blackmailer : just take me to where the bodies are . spike : well , you are the boss . [ scene_break ] ethan : look , i 'm in no position to judge you for cheating on whitney , because i 've cheated on gwen . but to cheat on whitney with a -- with a man ? chad : i told you , i do n't understand it myself , ethan . ethan : have you tried to understand it ? chad : no . no , i guess i 'm afraid to figure out what the deal really is . ethan : but you had to have known what would happen if whitney found out , right ? chad : i knew she 'd get upset , but i did n't -- ethan : upset ? chad , come on . how could you risk your family , your marriage , your career , your position in the community , all for -- for vincent ? chad : i told you i do n't know , ok ? all i know is , i could n't help myself . [ scene_break ] eve : oh , baby . i do n't -- i do n't even know what to say . i -- i never dreamed -- chad is gay ? whitney : i would have never imagined it either . and you know what 's funny is lately , he was having me believe that he was homophobic . he was telling me that gay and lesbian couples ca n't love each other the same way that heterosexual couples could . eve : oh , that 's ridiculous . whitney : yeah , that 's what i said . but chad stuck to his guns , you know ? what a hypocrite . i mean , he 's going to say that to me and then run off and be with vincent every chance he gets ? eve : oh , whitney . whitney : and , of course , you know , what he says to me -- he says it 's just sex . eve : oh ! whitney : like , what , is that supposed to make me feel any better ? i feel so humiliated and betrayed . eve : baby , of course you do . whitney : mom , i ca n't tell you how many times he 's looked me in the eye and told me that he loves me and only me . but it was a lie , mom . it was just a huge , horrible lie . eve : oh , baby . do t.c . and simone know ? whitney : god , no . i 'm afraid to tell dad . he 's going to have another stroke if i do . eve : this -- after all the progress that t.c . made in accepting simone as a lesbian . whitney : i -- i ca n't think about that right now . i ca n't even get past what chad 's done to me . i mean , mom , he married me . he married me in a church , before god , you know , before my family and my friends . and told me that he loved me and was going to be faithful to me for the rest of my life . and all the while , he 's having a relationship with another man . eve : just unbelievable . whitney : and a gay man at that , who -- who is probably having sex with who knows how many other gay men . i mean , he put my life at risk , mom -- me and the life of my unborn baby . i hate him for what he 's done , mom . i 'm never going to forgive him for this . eve : oh , baby . [ scene_break ] sheridan : you listen to me , you shameless fat cat . the cranes made you , and we can just as easily break you if you do n't do what we say . judge reilly : [ chuckles ] are you threatening me ? sheridan : you bet i am . so you get on that phone and you call off luis ' execution right now ! pilar : do it ! fancy : now ! judge reilly : i -- i ca n't . pilar : why not ? fancy : if it 's money you want , name your price . judge reilly : no , it 's -- it 's not that . i -- i ca n't . sheridan : it 's the blackmailer , is n't it ? you 're doing what it wants . judge reilly : no comment . sheridan : look , whatever you 're being paid , we will double it . judge reilly : no , your -- your money is no good here . fancy : so you 're still being blackmailed . judge reilly : i did n't say that . fancy : who is the blackmailer ? pilar : yes , who has such power over you , judge reilly ? judge reilly : i -- i honestly do n't know . fancy : we do n't believe you . judge reilly : well , it is -- it is true ! sheridan : you must know who hates our family and friends with such a passion to want to see us all suffer . judge reilly : no , i honestly do n't know . now , look , i insist that you leave here at once . now , come on . [ scene_break ] theresa : just give me a chance to tell ethan the truth before you take over crane . julian : [ chuckles ] oh , i do n't see that happening . theresa : little ethan -- he 's innocent in all this , julian . ethan is innocent , the man that you loved as your son . so do n't hurt them just to hurt me . julian : it always comes back to you , does n't it ? you want me to make nice to you . after the way you 've treated me -- lying to me , taking my family 's home , my family 's business , my money . oh , your behavior engenders such kindness in others . theresa : i 'm sorry that i was mean to you , julian . but you have never been kind to me or to my family for as long as i can remember . julian : well , be that as it may , you could have taken the high road . but , no , your kind always likes to fight dirty . well , turnabout is fair play . i 'm about to show you the same kindness that you showed me . and make no mistake , i 've kept track of every little slight . [ scene_break ] noah : do you and simone have any idea at all what spike could be holding over jessica ? { paloma : oh , god , if this ever comes out , i would n't just lose my badge , i will go to prison . we all will . simone : well , then we just have to make sure that it does n't come out . now , let 's go . } noah : paloma ? you look upset . paloma : i do ? noah : yes . paloma , if you have any idea of what spike is using to keep jessica under his thumb , please , tell me . it could save her life , and it could keep that baby from the horrible life that spike has planned for it . paloma : you 're right . simone and i know what spike uses to keep jessica in line . and we thought we were helping her by keeping quiet , but now that she 's having a baby , maybe it 's time for you to know . noah : yes , tell me . what is it ? paloma : [ sighs ] all right , i 'll tell you . [ scene_break ] simone : jessica , please stay away from spike . jessica : how can i ? he 'll turn me in for killing those johns if i do . simone : yeah , you 're right . spike is mean enough to do that . on the other hand , no matter what he says , he 'll be implicating himself in the murders and in the cover - up . jessica : ok , well , what about you and paloma ? you could both be implicated , too . simone : well , i 'm ok with that . and i 'm sure that paloma would be , too , if it means you being free of spike . jessica : no , simone . i ca n't let you and paloma be dragged down with me . simone : you keep assuming the worst -- that you killed those johns . what if you did n't ? you were drugged , jessica . spike could have killed them just to keep you in line . you do n't now what really happened , if you 're really guilty . jessica : ok , please , stop . i love you and paloma , but you ca n't help me , not when it comes to spike . i have to go back to him , or he 'll turn me in for murder if i do n't . at least this way , the bodies of the dead johns stay buried and i stand a chance of staying free . [ scene_break ] blackmailer : ok , where are the bodies buried ? spike : listen , before i show you , you 've got to tell me one thing . why is this throwing jessica and her family so important to you ? she 's not going to go down alone , you know . `` sappho simone `` and `` policia paloma , `` they helped her dispose of the bodies . them and their families , they 're going to suffer from all this . blackmailer : i 'm counting on it . spike : but why ? these people are complete strangers to you . blackmailer : no one is a stranger to me in harmony , spike , far from it . they do n't know it yet , but they 're all connected to me . now , show me where the bodies are so we can dig them up and bury jessica . spike : yeah , ok . blackmailer : uh , you keep digging . i do n't want to ruin my nails . spike : yeah , no problem . spike 's voice : freak ! [ scene_break ] chad : oh , ethan , whitney wants a divorce , but i ca n't lose her , man . i ca n't . you know , maybe after she calms down i could explain to her , you know , that i -- that i did n't understand myself , and she 'll take me back and the four of us can be a family . ethan : chad , look , i 've got to be honest with you . i do n't think all the explaining in the world is going to undo what 's happened . chad : you 're wrong . ethan , you have to be wrong . whitney has to understand . she has to . ethan : how is she going to understand ? you tell me how she 's supposed to understand that you cheated on her with a man . [ scene_break ] eve : baby , i know you 're so upset , but you know you are going to have to talk to chad again . whitney : about what ? eve : well , this situation . whitney : mom , if chad had cheated on me with another woman -- and i 'm saying if -- maybe we would have something to talk about . you know , maybe we could talk about what i was n't able to give him that another woman could . but chad cheated on me with a man , mom -- a man . i do n't need to talk to chad to find out what vincent can give him that i ca n't , ok ? so there 's really no need to talk to him . chad and i are finished . the only thing that i need from chad right now is a divorce . [ scene_break ] sheridan : please , judge reilly , give luis a chance to get out of prison on appeal . pilar : let my son be proven innocent , please . judge reilly : now , look , ladies . i am caught in the same blackmailer 's web as half of harmony . and if i undo what i have done -- well , forget it because i am not going to do that . and luis lopez - fitzgerald will die by lethal injection as soon as possible . so i 'd suggest you go home , you lay out your best black suits , and you get ready for a funeral . all right ? fancy : what ? [ scene_break ] theresa : i get that you want to hurt me , but do n't hurt ethan to do it . let me tell him the truth . you can look like a victim in all of this . julian : damn it , i am a victim in this . you let me go along thinking little ethan was my own flesh and blood , long after you know he was n't . i will never , ever forgive you for that , and neither will ethan . theresa : oh , and that 's what you 're hoping , is n't it ? julian : yes , that is exactly what i am hoping theresa , you see , because you have been like a cancer on the cranes . but i 've found a cure -- a cure to eradicate you once and for all . that is the truth . the truth , theresa , and i will use it to destroy you and leave you with nothing . i will strip you of everything that you hold dear . miguel lost kay to fox . luis may very well lose his life . and you , my sweet , sweet darling , are going to lose ethan along with your one chance at happiness . [ next_on ] spike : what is your connection to everyone in harmony ? gwen : there 's no way i 'm ever going to lift a finger to fight theresa or ethan ever again . julian : i 'm not little ethan 's father -- you are .
the blackmailer asks spike to show him where the dead johns are buried so he can use them to bring down jessica , paloma and simone . they start digging them up . pilar tells sheridan and fancy that luis is going to be executed very soon . the three of them go to see judge reilly to threaten him to stop it . what the blackmailer holds over him is more of a threat than anything they can bring . he refuses to postpone the execution . julian tells theresa that he knows that he is not little ethan 's father and that ethan is . he is determined to make her pay for keeping this a secret and for everything she 's done to him . she begs him to let her tell ethan before julian takes over crane industries . paloma has doubts about there being true love in the world , but noah is convinced they can live happily ever after . paloma thinks noah needs to know what spike is holding over jessica . whitney tells her mother that chad cheated on her with a man . chad tells ethan he 's afraid he 's lost whitney and his family for good . simone pleads with jessica not to go home to spike , but jessica is afraid if she does n't , that spike will make sure she goes to jail for killing the johns . simone brings up that maybe jessica did n't kill them , that spike did .
evil faith : you will do as you are told . you will give up miguel . charity : mom , mom , why are you acting like this ? i 've never seen you angry before . evil faith : and you 've never seen me dead , either . and i did not come back to the land of the living so that you could disobey me . now , do you hear me ? you will give up miguel ! charity : but , mom , i love him ! evil faith : no , you ca n't ! he 's no good for you ! now , you will give up miguel ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : uh - oh . i knew this would happen . evil faith is losing it . kay : tabitha , do something . ok , i did n't know my aunt faith , but i know she would never treat her daughter like this . tabitha : i know . it 's a problem . the faith that i conjured up to fool charity is evil at heart . kay : well , what good is she if she ca n't pretend to be pure and good like my aunt faith ? tabitha : evil faith got frustrated because charity would n't agree to do as she was told right away , so now faith 's true evil self is coming out . kay : but , tabitha , we have to do something right away , or charity will catch on that that 's not her mom , and then she wo n't listen to her and she wo n't give up miguel . tabitha : oh -- [ scene_break ] charity : mom -- evil faith : you will do as you are told , and i am telling you to give up miguel ! charity : mom ! [ scene_break ] t.c . : honey , are you all right ? eve : oh , t.c . , i 'm so sorry . [ flashback to the night of the accident . ] [ julian and eve laugh ] eve : i want some more champagne . julian : oh , sorry , my love , it 's all gone . eve : oh , no ! open another bottle , then . julian : we already did . we drank that , too . eve : oh ! i want -- i want more . more , more , more ! julian : oh , i 'll give you more when we get back to my place -- more champagne , more of everything . eve : everything ? julian : oh , anything and everything . julian : eve ! eve , watch out ! [ flashback ends . ] eve : what ? oh , no ! the car , the accident -- oh , t.c . , how i 've hurt you . how i 've made you suffer . t.c . : honey , what are you talking about , `` the accident `` ? liz 's inner voice : that 's right , t.c . your precious wife was driving the car that night . she 's the one who ruined your life . t.c . : honey , what are you saying about how you made me suffer ? eve : it 's my fault . t.c . : what 's your fault ? eve : oh , i mean , it 's all my fault ! t.c . : honey , how could the accident that happened years ago be your fault ? liz : yes , eve . tell us . how could t.c . 's accident , the one that destroyed his life , be your fault ? [ scene_break ] [ sheridan can hear antonio calling from the boat as he searches for her . ] antonio : sheridan , answer me ! sheridan : it 's antonio . i should answer him . he could get you help . luis : uh - uh . i do n't need help . i just need you . antonio : sheridan , i 'm here to take you home . just tell me where you are so i can take you home . luis : oh , i love you . oh , i love you so much . now , sheridan , i told you that we 're meant to be together , you 're meant to be with me and not antonio . sheridan : oh , my god . antonio -- oh , my -- i ca n't do this . this is wrong . luis : no , sheridan , it is not wrong . sheridan , we 're meant to be together . sheridan : no , i do n't know what came over me , where these feelings came from . luis : sheridan , they came from your heart . now , do n't ignore what it 's telling you . sheridan : you are incredibly selfish . you know that ? luis : no . actually , i 'm just a man in love . and i love you more than anything in this world , and -- well , i 'm just as sure as you are glaring at me right now that you -- well , you love me just as deeply . give me some time , sheridan . please give me some time . sheridan : oh , what should i do ? [ scene_break ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places ; and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet ; and i , would fly on the wings of the bird , i knew , could take me highest . breathe in , breathe out . you keep me alive ; you are the fire burning inside of me . you are my passion for life . [ scene_break ] [ tape of eve singing plays ] julian : eve , i was such a fool to give you up all those years ago . god , how i loved you . i 'll love you always . rebecca : julian , what are you doing ? julian : could you at least knock ? rebecca : you see , i do n't have to knock , because i live here . i 'm your wife . remember ? although you have n't exactly been fulfilling your marital duties lately . julian : rebecca , please , not now . rebecca : oh . oh , no , of course not now . no , you are far too busy -- busy mooning over that tart you used to sleep with . julian : stop it . rebecca : oh , that 's right . i forgot -- i ca n't say anything bad about her . oh , no , but you can certainly say it about me . i mean , forcing me to wear that dreadful dress to the founders ' day dance -- i 've never been so humiliated . julian : rebecca , i do n't want to fight . now , you got what you wanted . you are a crane now . you have the name and everything that goes with it . what more do you want ? rebecca : i 'll tell you what i want -- this . [ rebecca kisses julian . ] [ scene_break ] liz : tell , us eve . tell us how t.c . 's accident was your fault . he deserves to know , does n't he ? eve : i 'm so sorry , t.c . i had no idea i was causing you so much pain . t.c . : wait a minute . one of you better start making some sense here , because i do n't know what the hell you 're talking about . liz : oh , eve , your husband 's confused . perhaps you should explain exactly how you were involved in this . [ flashback to the night of the accident . ] eve : oh , god , julian , wait . oh , i hurt that guy ! oh , i -- oh , god , i hurt that poor guy . julian : shh , shh . [ flashback ends . ] eve : oh , t.c . , your life was ruined by that accident . you lost everything that you ever dreamed of . t.c . : sweetheart , i thought my life was ruined until i met you . sweetheart , you made my life worth living again . eve : but you never got over not having a chance to play professional tennis and all of your dreams being lost . t.c . : yeah . my dreams were destroyed that night , and my father died of a broken heart because of it , and everything that i had planned for was wasted that night . eve : oh , god , what have i done ? t.c . : honey , what are you talking about ? what does this have to do with you ? liz : oh , i 'd like to know as well . exactly how are you involved with this accident ? tell us , eve . [ scene_break ] sheridan : luis , you almost drowned . i should get help for you . luis : no , no -- antonio : sheridan , can you hear me ? sheridan : but it 's antonio . he could get us help . luis : please , just give me some time , ok ? some time for you to remember that you love me . antonio : sheridan , are you there ? luis : sheridan ? sher -- stop . sheridan -- sher -- luis : thank you . i knew it . you do love me . sheridan : no , i do n't . it 's just that i can see that you 're better , and you can wait to see a doctor when we get to shore . luis : no , no , no , no . that 's not the reason . sheridan : yes , it is . luis : no . i know you too well . and i know our bond ca n't be broken . our love through the ages -- [ flashback hundreds of years to another life when luis and sheridan were in love . luis is delirious and is reliving this life . ] man : ah , patience . the new dress i 've bought for you is quite beautiful . it becomes you , my dear . patience : father , this is the most uncomfortable dress i 've ever worn . [ patience is sheridan in another life . ] man : a woman must suffer for beauty . besides , it 's the latest fashion in london , and i want you to look your best for andrew . i sense he will propose soon . patience : oh ? man : you should be more grateful , patience . `` oh ? `` does n't do it . i found you a good match . andrew was just appointed an admiral of the royal navy , and he 's of good english stock . you wo n't find a man more suitable patience : yes , father . andrew : governor . lady patience . [ andrew turns out to be antonio in another life . ] governor : good to see you , andrew . patience and i were just speaking of you . andrew : ah , saying good things , i hope . governor : of course . only good things , yes . is that not so , patience ? patience : yes , of course , father . andrew : i must say that you do look incredibly lovely today , patience . patience : thank you , andrew . andrew : might i have a word with you , sir ? [ on the same dock , some distance away . ] man : hey , hey ! look here . i have n't done anything . officer : ah , innocent as a newborn babe , are you ? well , be that as it may , harry blodgett , you 're going to hang with the rest of them come tomorrow . harry : who 's that ? [ pirate harry blodgett is luis . ] officer : the lady patience , the governor 's daughter . take a good look , pirate . she 's the last fair thing you 'll see on this earth . harry : patience . [ scene_break ] charity : mom ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : faith of the darkness , cease and desist ! be charity 's sweet mom and she wo n't resist ! hear me and heed me or turn to back to dust . let darkness take you . let your spirit be crushed . remember , your goal is to banish miguel . make blondie forget him , or answer to our friends in hell ! [ scene_break ] evil faith : oh -- charity . sweetheart . i 'm so sorry . can you ever forgive me ? charity : mom , what 's wrong with you ? you were never mean like this when you were alive . faith : i know . i know , sweetheart , and i 'm sorry . it 's just that death can be such a nerve - racking experience , and i 'm so worried about you . if you try to hang on to your relationship with miguel , you 're doomed . [ scene_break ] kay : oh . thank goodness . tabitha : no . thank me . evil faith is back on track , mm - hmm . kay : yeah , well , if she 'll just stay nice , i know that charity will never go against her mother 's wishes . faith can convince her to give up miguel . i know she can . [ scene_break ] charity : what do you mean , i 'm doomed ? why would i be doomed if i stay with miguel ? we love each other . evil faith : what about that promise you made death ? you made a deal with death to keep baby maria alive . charity : you know about that ? evil faith : of course i do , sweetheart . i 've been watching over you . you made a deal with death , and death does n't like it when people renege on his deals . do you want to see kay and miguel 's baby dead ? charity : no , of course not . evil faith : well , then , you have to do as i am telling you and give up miguel . death will only let the baby live if you give up miguel . charity : mom , father lonigan said i did n't need to keep that promise . he said death would never , ever make that deal with mortals . heaven forbids it . evil faith : charity , dear , there are things in heaven and hell that mortals ca n't possibly understand . do n't push it . look , charity , for your own good and for miguel 's good , for everybody 's good , you have to give him up . if you love miguel as you say you do , you will let him go forever . promise me you will do that . promise me , charity . [ scene_break ] luis : milady . sheridan : why does he keep saying that ? [ flashback to luis and sheridan 's previous life . ] governor : i see you 've captured some scurvy parasites . andrew : yes , governor . we captured a pirate ship this morning . governor : excellent . i look forward to the day when the seas are rid of pirates . terrible lot . andrew : i agree . we 're holding the pirate ship offshore , and the pirates that were n't killed in the capture , we 're going to parade them through town as an example . then they 'll be carted off to jail , where they will await public hanging . patience : but are they all so terrible ? i mean , perhaps some are just victims of circumstance . andrew : you surely ca n't care what happens to them . governor : of course she does n't . she 's read too many adventure stories , that 's all . filled her head with romantic nonsense about pirates . patience : i still say they can not all be that bad . andrew : they 're all murderers and thieves . i will protect you from them , lady patience . like that one , there . he 's not fit to lay eyes on someone as beautiful as you . [ scene_break ] evil faith : i beg you , charity , put the love you have for miguel behind you . it 's best for you , for him , for everyone . [ scene_break ] kay : oh , this is it , tabs ! you 've done it . charity will never be able to say no to her dead mother . tabitha : oh , i hope you 're right , kay . [ scene_break ] evil faith : well , charity , do i have your word ? charity : um -- i 'm sorry , mom . you know , i love you , and i appreciate your advice . i still ca n't believe you 're here . evil faith : what do you mean , you 're sorry ? charity : : i ca n't do what you 're asking me to do . i love miguel too much . i wo n't give him up . evil faith : you selfish brat . [ evil faith slaps charity . ] [ scene_break ] julian : rebecca , stop ! rebecca : oh ! come on , julian . julian , i want my pookie back . look , do n't you remember how much fun we had , how good we were together ? look , and i 've thought up all these new games -- oh -- oh -- oh -- and the new swing finally arrived , the one with the handcuffs ! julian : look , i do n't want to be cruel . rebecca : oh , that 's ok . i 'll be the cruel one this time . come on . julian : rebe -- [ phone rings ] julian : the phone . rebecca : well -- let it ring . come on , pookie . julian : i 'm sorry . i have to answer this . you might as well leave . rebecca why ? is it eve calling ? julian : yes . [ julian lies and rebecca storms off . ] man : julian crane , please . julian : this is he . who 's calling ? ron : detective ron cook . julian : what can i do for you ? ron : you do n't know me , mr. crane , but i was the detective who investigated the auto accident involving t.c . russell all those years ago . julian : uh -- well , why are you calling me ? ron : a woman came to me asking me a lot of questions . she wanted information about the accident . julian : what woman ? ron : said her name was liz . i did n't get her last name .. said she wanted me to help her prove someone else was driving the car that night instead of you . a woman , maybe . [ scene_break ] t.c . : honey , what is it ? i have never seen you so upset . liz : obviously , she feels terrible about something . but what , eve ? what did you do that was so terrible that you ca n't even talk about it ? how are you to blame for t.c . 's accident , the horrible accident that robbed him of his dreams and his future ? eve : all these years , t.c . , and all your grief and all your pain -- if only i had known . liz : known what , eve ? what are you trying to tell us about that night ? eve : if only i had known . i 'm so sorry . t.c . : oh , my god . why did n't i see this before ? i know why you think that you 're to blame for my accident . this has been in front of my face all along . [ scene_break ] luis : milady . sheridan : luis , you 're dreaming . [ flashback to luis and sheridan 's previous lives . ] andrew : it was a pleasure spending time with you today , patience . i wonder if i might have the pleasure of spending time with you again . patience : yes , andrew . andrew : very good . i have something important to ask you . so i 'll see you tomorrow . patience : good day , sir . andrew : sir . governor : good day , andrew . you see , he 's going to propose marriage tomorrow . it will be a perfect arrangement . do n't you agree , patience ? patience : i -- i 'm -- i 'm not sure . i -- governor : what is wrong with you ? it 's a perfect arrangement for everyone , so try to be happy about it . patience : why do i not feel as happy as everyone else about andrew ? is it because i feel that there 's someone else out there , someone calling to my soul ? [ scene_break ] charity : mother , you hit me . you never hit me when you were alive . [ scene_break ] kay : oh , great . everything 's going wrong . tabitha : i know , i know . kay : charity wo n't listen to her dead mom , and faith 's going postal on her . oh , gosh , this is a mess ! tabitha : we both underestimated the power of charity 's love for miguel again . she is n't the pushover we hoped for , not even for her dear dead mother . kay : yeah , well , if faithless there was acting a little more like charity 's real mom , charity would listen . tabitha , you 've got to do something . ok , make her calm down and act normal , or make her disappear . tabitha : i 'll try , i 'll try , but i 've got to rein her in first , and that is not going to be easy . [ scene_break ] t.c . : i should have known . i should have known why you feel so guilty about that horrible accident that night . eve : oh , t.c . -- t.c . : honey , you feel so guilty because you were n't there to help me get through that terrible time . liz : excuse me ? t.c . : liz , ever since the day that eve and i met , she has always been there for me . she has loved me and supported me no matter what . she is the best friend a man could have . she 's the best mother . she 's the best doctor . but , honey , you can not hold that guilt , because you were n't there . eve : t.c . , i do feel guilty . t.c . : no , no , no , sweetheart ! come on , honey , i am not going to let you hold this burden . the burden belongs to the person that was driving that car that night , and that person is julian crane . [ scene_break ] julian : does this woman have any proof ? ron : no , none at all . she was hoping that i 'd give her the proof she was looking for . she seemed obsessed with trying to pin this accident on this other woman . julian : i see . ron : but i did n't tell her anything , mr. crane . i told her nothing . i told her to get out and never come back . julian : uh - huh . ron : like i said , i do n't know you , mr. crane , but we know enough to call if anything comes up concerning the cranes . otherwise , i do n't want to be involved . just thought you should know that someone was snooping around , looking into the past , and something tells me this woman is n't going to give up , if you know what i mean . she seems the type to keep on digging until she comes up with something . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i wonder what you 're dreaming about . [ flashback to luis and sheridan 's past life together . ] harry : a girl like you should n't be out alone , miss . patience : you . you -- you 're one of those pirates . harry : harry blodgett at your service . we meet again . patience : were you not taken to jail ? harry : i escaped . well , i 'd done nothing wrong . patience : but you are a pirate , are you not ? harry : yes . no , no , not exactly . my father was a pirate , and he disappeared many years ago , so i borrowed the pirate ship to try and find out information about his whereabouts . patience : fascinating . how long have you been at sea ? harry : oh , forever , it seems , but i love the sea . patience : `` where the remote bermudas ride , in the ocean 's bosom unspoiled , from a small boat that rowed along , the listening winds received this song . `` harry : `` what shall we do but sing his praise that led us through the watery maze unto an isle so long unknown and yet so kinder than our own ? `` patience : you know andrew marvell ? harry : yes . but i 'm surprised that you know it as well . a beautiful girl such as yourself is n't usually so well versed on the subject of seafaring . patience : well , harry blodgett , there is much about me that would surprise you . [ scene_break ] charity : mom , you 're so different . you 're yelling at me , and you hit me . it 's almost like you 're a different person . [ scene_break ] tabitha : what in hades are you doing ? evil faith : oh , who 's that ? tabitha : who do you think it is ? i sent you over there to persuade charity to stay away from miguel , not to smack her around . evil faith : well , the brat wo n't listen ! tabitha : of course she wo n't . you 're not acting anything like her real mother . faith would never shake her daughter or yell at her or slap her . evil faith : well , what do you want me to do ? tabitha : control yourself , for hades ' sake , and try to convince charity nicely to stay away from miguel while i figure out our next move . evil faith : nicely ? you know , i 'd rather smack her around . tabitha : do n't even think about it ! pretend to be kind and loving and -- evil faith : yeah , yeah , i know -- kind and loving and nice . [ scene_break ] charity : mom , why are you behaving like this ? evil faith : oh , charity -- charity : what happened to you ? evil faith : sweetheart , i do n't know . i 'm -- i 'm so sorry . i just -- it must be a the stress that i 'm under , worried about you and -- you know , the last thing i would ever do is hurt you . please forgive me . [ scene_break ] kay : i hope charity buys it . tabitha : no . i 'm afraid she wo n't . this ploy is not working . kay : well , we have to give it a chance . tabitha : no , it 's not working ! and even if this fake faith had n't freaked out on us , charity would n't listen to her -- or anyone else , for that matter . her love for miguel is too damn strong ! [ scene_break ] [ flashback to luis and sheridan 's past life . ] harry : patience , wait , wait . patience : you know my name . harry : of course . i mean , i make it my business to find out everything i think important to know . patience : they 'll be looking for you . should you not hide ? harry : oh , they wo n't find me for a while yet . i have a good head start . patience : where will you go ? harry : i 'm not sure . patience : i see . have you killed anyone ? harry : no . i 'm not that kind of pirate . why do you ask ? patience : i 've always read that killing is in a pirate 's blood . harry : oh , love of the sea , adventure , romance -- that 's what 's in my blood . patience : romance . harry : i saw you looking at me earlier . patience : no , i -- i just -- i 'd never seen a pirate before up close . i must go . harry : so it was merely curiosity , nothing more ? i sense that it was something more , patience . [ scene_break ] evil faith : charity , sweetie , i 'm so sorry . you 're right , i 'm -- i 'm just not myself , you know . i 'm just completely unhinged . please -- please say you forgive me . please . charity : mom . hey , try not to worry so much , ok ? let 's just be glad about the time we have together . i 'm so happy to see you . mom . [ evil faith cries ] [ scene_break ] kay : oh , this is not working . tabitha : i 'm afraid not . we underestimated how much charity loves miguel . kay : you know what ? i 'm not going to sit around here and just let charity waltz away with him . he has a daughter with me , ok , and i have come too far to just let it all fall apart . i ca n't let them get back together . tabitha : kay -- kay , i have far more to lose than you do if charity and miguel get back together . charity 's powers of goodness will be overwhelming . she 'll totally destroy me and my little endora . kay : so what do you want to do ? tabitha : well , your plan did n't work , so it 's back to plan a . kay : which is -- tabitha : charity must die . we have no choice . kay : but charity has timmy 's heart . tabitha : yes , well , timmy will understand . he would n't want any harm to come to me , or endora , for that matter . kay : oh , i do n't know about this , tabitha . i mean , does charity really have to die ? tabitha : you know she does , kay , and evil faith is too out of control , too unpredictable . we ca n't trust her to do it , so it 's up to you . kay : me ? tabitha : yes , you . you 're going to have to kill charity . [ scene_break ] julian : i appreciate your concern . ron : like i said , i want you to know what 's going on . julian : thank you . you did the right thing . ron : do n't worry , mr. crane . i wo n't say a word to anyone about it , ever . absolutely nothing . rebecca : julian , do you want to tell me what that 's all about ? what -- what 's wrong ? you seem upset . julian : i 'm fine . rebecca : you 're obviously upset . does this have to do with eve ? is that what this is all about , your precious eve ? [ scene_break ] t.c . : when i think of how that bastard julian crane ruined my life -- i know he was driving that car , but he was too much of a coward to confess . he just left the scene , and the police did n't have any proof that he hit me , and i thought that luis would find the proof on those c.d.s that he stole from alistair . liz : but we never got a chance to see all the c.d.s , because luis gave them back to alistair . eve : he only gave them back to save his mother 's life . alistair was able to get her into the blood study and to get her the drugs that would save her life . t.c . : but i was so sure that the truth would come out that night . liz : do n't you worry , t.c . eventually , the truth always comes out . the person who was driving the car that night , the person who 's responsible for ruining your life will pay . t.c . : liz , i hope you 're right , because that accident has haunted me for the past 25 years . i have had nightmares , pain -- wait a minute . i just remembered something . liz : what , t.c . ? t.c . : i have been so focused on julian that i think i remember seeing a shadow in the other car . eve : a shadow ? t.c . : i just realized it . there could have been somebody else in the car with julian . i did n't realize that until now . eve : somebody else ? t.c . : yeah . but if i could just see the face , then i could tell who that person is . liz 's inner voice : the person is right here . it 's you , eve . you . [ scene_break ] antonio : sheridan , it 's antonio ! if you can hear me , call out . hank : i do n't see anything or anyone , antonio . she 's not out there . antonio : she is out there , hank , and i 'm going to find her . i 'm not going to let luis win . i 'm going to get my wife back . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i hope i did the right thing , not letting antonio know that i 'm here . i hope that you 're all right , luis . [ flashback to luis and sheridan 's past life . ] harry : that was the only reason that you were looking at me -- mere curiosity at having never seen a pirate before ? patience : yes . what else could it have been ? harry : in that case , my apologies . i thought i sensed something more . patience : something more ? harry : an interest , perhaps , in me ? patience : certainly not . you have a high opinion of yourself , sir . harry : indeed . but again , my apologies . patience : good day . [ patience screams ] harry : patience ! [ next_on ] kay : charity must die , and i 'm the one who 's going to kill her . eve : was i driving the car that destroyed t.c . 's life ? harry : now that we 've met , i 'll be back .
luis is semi - conscious from his underwater accident , and he dreams of a past life with sheridan , where he was a pirate named harry and sheridan was patience , the governor 's daughter ( played by alistair ) . antonio continues calling out for sheridan , but she remains quiet , holding luis . eve breaks down over the guilt she feels about t.c . 's accident . liz tries to pressure eve into admitting she had been the one driving the car that hit t.c . and ruined his tennis career .