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there was a duck floting on top of the water and a cat sleeping in her tail then the duck jumped in the water. what happened to the cat? Choices: A: fishes; B: natural resource; C: cat got wet; D: plankton; E: residence
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D
You are halfway there and halfway gone. Where are you? Choices: A: movement; B: step; C: turn; D: in the middled; E: place
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C
you are running for your life in middle of no where you need to take a step. What do you do? Choices: A: journey; B: escalator; C: take a step; D: stairway; E: path
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E
I like homework. I like math. I like to give out home work. I ask many questions. I am smart. I like kids sometimes. I am part of a group. What Am I? Choices: A: shovel; B: club; C: hermitage; D: dispute; E: human teacher
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E
heart with a z on it can't be fixed Choices: A: disposition; B: internal organ; C: beating; D: cardiac muscle; E: broken love
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D
You are usually a failing student and you finally got a tutor. He is a very smart student and finally exam day comes up. Before that though, you said "You a the best tutor ever! I never get a bad grade anymore! Awesome!" . When you get your test back, you see something like a G. What was your real grade? Choices: A: spelling; B: letterman; C: form; D: c c minus; E: reading
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C
something green and spins 100 miles per minuite Choices: A: utah; B: absinthe; C: frog in a blender; D: color; E: sea green
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D
a cowgirl rides in on a friday, stays for two days, then rides out on a friday. how is this possible? Choices: A: opportunity; B: sexual intercourse; C: cowherd; D: her horse is named friday; E: penultimate
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C
wat is the captains name? Choices: A: boater; B: crew; C: wat; D: air force; E: sparrow
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B
A man is aferid to go home because there is a man in a mask waiting for him, who is the man in the mask? To find out the anwser ask yes or no questions to a friend that knows the anwser. Choices: A: key; B: tha man is a catcher; C: detective; D: gender; E: cover up for himself
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E
Who does God never see,kings rarely see,but regular people see all the time? Choices: A: labor; B: noble; C: persons; D: music; E: peer
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B
I can protect you in the water, but I can't help you swim. I can save your life in the desert, but I can't quench your thirst. I can sheild you in a convertible, but I can't stop you from crashing. I can block you in an earthquake, but not from the earthquake. What am I? Choices: A: shipwrecks; B: sunblock; C: shade; D: olympic games; E: scuttlebutt
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C
How can you buy 4 suits for a dollar? Choices: A: spades; B: goods; C: buy a deck of cards; D: penny; E: at a store
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A
What do climbers eat for dessert? Choices: A: rock cakes; B: climb to the top; C: meal; D: peck; E: course
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A
1 11 21 1211 111221 312211 13112221 What numbers are next? Choices: A: 1112213211; B: probability; C: solve equation; D: amount; E: rime
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D
What is it that you bump and get a tingling feeling from? Choices: A: soul; B: every organ; C: state; D: your funny bone; E: attitude
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E
What's black and white and red all over. Choices: A: shark; B: creature; C: henna; D: white; E: bloody zebra
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C
The person that makes it does'nt want it. The person that buys it does'nt need it. The person that uses it does'nt know it. They come in black, brown, or white. What is it? Choices: A: fruition; B: neighbour; C: coughin; D: yogurt; E: knows
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B
who pulled excalibur out of the stone?noah or moses? Choices: A: twang; B: neither it was king authur; C: bullet; D: ligament; E: not king
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D
What table has no legs? Choices: A: feature; B: leg bone; C: pool balls; D: times tables; E: keys
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A
What grows bigger the more you take from it?? Choices: A: hole in the ground; B: woman; C: stars; D: flood; E: mural
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D
What is the massage try to say: 07734 (Try to right down the number in the paper) Choices: A: matrix; B: surface; C: pass; D: answer is hello; E: double
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D
What goes around the world but stay in a corner? Choices: A: take; B: authority; C: street corner.; D: stampgolb; E: indonesia
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A
i have a large objected that weighs more than 10 tonnes tied to a rope and i am able to walk over a old weak bridg that can break any time, what is the large object? Choices: A: plane; B: free; C: push; D: wire; E: pedestrian
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A
30 heads went inside the water but, 34 heads came up from the water. How can this be? Choices: A: 30 foreheads; B: naiad; C: hydriodic acid; D: acephalism; E: bowling ball
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E
a cool treat you can eat in the summer??? Choices: A: cygnus; B: mycophage; C: july; D: advertisement; E: i scream
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E
18=H. on a G. C. Choices: A: nursing; B: in the pond; C: drink alcohol; D: gib; E: 18holes on a golf course
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D
hello can b a good name but 4 wat Choices: A: poor; B: entire; C: salute; D: greetin; E: cedar
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C
it has a face but it has no eyes it has hands but no legs what is it? Choices: A: portrait; B: chin; C: its a clock; D: playing card; E: read
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E
what weighs more a pound of lead or a pound of feathers? Choices: A: scale; B: measuring; C: part; D: gray; E: they both weigh one pound
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C
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Choices: A: company; B: branch; C: where ever you left it; D: reach; E: pad
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A
what is dracular's favourite dog? Choices: A: blood hound; B: dogtooth violet; C: doggie; D: dogtooth; E: seeing eye dog
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D
there is a musem in a desert on monday-saturday 1,000 of ppl came but on sunday nobody came why was that Choices: A: geographic area; B: sands; C: office was closed; D: it was closed; E: area
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E
There is a town with a street with a corner. The corner has four stores one is a bookstore, a drug store, a candy shop, and a furniture store. In front of the candy store stands a man who people call Oscar. Why do they call him Oscar? Choices: A: place; B: conference; C: salesperson; D: end of street; E: his parents named him oscar
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D
I am a lightbulb. Someone flicks the switch. I usually turn on, but i didn't this time. The person checks the outlet, and i am plugged in all the way. Why didn't i turn on. Choices: A: dimness; B: back off; C: degree; D: i burned out; E: ignition
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B
I'm between 1 and 1000. I'm a three digit number. I have a five in me. I'm almost half of 1000 What number am I ? Choices: A: decimal digit; B: is under 500 495; C: reverse polish notation; D: battalion; E: positive identification
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A
What is special about Forlida? Choices: A: spells florida; B: holiday; C: offer; D: handicapped; E: suite
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D
wat is ya fwend but ya enimy Choices: A: watt; B: walter; C: yea; D: warewoff; E: buddhist
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D
If a dog is on a 20 foot leash. How can it reach a bone that is 5 feet away? Choices: A: harrier; B: cardigan welsh corgi; C: australian terrier; D: leash isnt attached to anything; E: teach children to play
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C
Ifyoueat --------- u'll die. Rich people need -----, poor people have -----------. put ONE word that fits in all those 3 blanks. Choices: A: page; B: authority; C: word is nothing; D: stand; E: polish
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C
A cowboy rides into town on Friday and leaves four days later on Friday. How is this possible? Choices: A: smooth; B: level; C: friday is his horses name; D: thoroughfare; E: sarasota
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A
why are webkinz stuffed aniamles. Choices: A: because their cute; B: science; C: act; D: owner; E: caring
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E
What has a mouth, but cannot speak, Has a bed, but cannot sleep, Can run, but cannot walk, Can have a fall, & not get hurt? Choices: A: box spring; B: mastication; C: drive; D: recreation; E: river
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B
once it was a girl name alanda she has two heads but only has one how many heads does she have? Choices: A: thinker; B: she has 1 head; C: headless; D: counter; E: phrase
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E
Always opens and closes without making sound Choices: A: view; B: free; C: listening; D: peep; E: eye lids
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B
michael owen has a short one. . . . . . arnold schwarzenegger has a long one. . . . 'madonna' has nothing. . . . . . . the pope has one but dosent use it. . . . . . what am i???. . . . . . . Choices: A: remark; B: a surname; C: preserve; D: chancellor; E: morse code
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D
if you have 2 quarters in you'r ear what are you listining to? Choices: A: traffic light; B: hind; C: jug; D: 50 cent; E: quid
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C
there was matches stove candles and fruit. what do i fire first??? Choices: A: fireplace; B: unobserved fire; C: matches; D: call fire; E: firebrand
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C
there are eight on the front not on the back, to defend from king attack. Choices: A: activity; B: face card; C: chess pawn; D: cards; E: kings
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B
how come 50 men stand under an umbrella without getting wet? Choices: A: waterman; B: beacause its not raining; C: stadium; D: single; E: make
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B
A father and a son were in a car crash. An ambulance took the father to a hospital four miles away and the son was taken to a different hospital that was fifty miles away from the crash. When the son was taken into surgery, the surgan said "I can't opperate on this patent, he's my son. " How can this be? Choices: A: dad is sick; B: surgan is his mother; C: great grandfather; D: son of a british girl; E: marker
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D
A man dressed entirely in red was taken by two unmasked men. He found himself in a room and the two men threw him in a pot of boiling water. Many people knew what was happening and didn't dare at all. Who is the man in red? Choices: A: body fluid; B: algae; C: freshwater; D: man was a lobster; E: travel
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D
My name starts with a K and ends in a N what is my name? Choices: A: thelarche; B: starter; C: endarteritis; D: kristen; E: initials
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B
A grandmother, mother, and two daughters go to the shoe store and they each buy a pair of new shoes. But when they leave the store there is only three pairs of shoes in the bag. Why? Choices: A: female offspring; B: grandmother is a mother too; C: kinship; D: care for children; E: present gifts
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A
wat do fish smoke to get high Choices: A: seaweed; B: hood; C: steam; D: indian ocean; E: swimming
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A
I met a man with seven wives each wife had seven sacks each sack had seven cats each cat had seven kits kits cats sacks and wives how many are going to st. ives Choices: A: one i met a man ; B: sphinx; C: filter; D: detective; E: laundry room
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C
What can you pill outside, eat and throw away the inner part? Choices: A: medicine chest; B: preserve; C: mealie cob; D: medicine bottle; E: feast
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D
What is the best part about being a surfer? Choices: A: humour; B: price floor; C: reading; D: you are never board; E: provision
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D
A boy was born in 1965 and he is just turning 18 years old. How is that possible? Choices: A: corkscrew; B: it is a witch's house; C: wild; D: he was born in room1965; E: she cannot have children in 1965
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B
Brothers and sisters have I none, But this mans father is my fathers son. Who is he? Choices: A: german; B: he is my son; C: descendant; D: mister; E: he is gay
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B
which tree you can eat ???????? Choices: A: coffeecake; B: pastree; C: weeping willow; D: classified; E: ingestion
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B
How did the dog get so hot Choices: A: chinchilla; B: he ate a hot dog; C: black; D: canines; E: we gave him a bath
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C
i look at u,youlook at me,i raise my right,u raise ur left. what am i? Choices: A: right hand; B: monoclonal antibody; C: mirra; D: downcast; E: starboard
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C
what do you call a nazi soldier with a runny nose? Choices: A: olfactory organ; B: influenza; C: snotzi; D: soldiership; E: smelt
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C
what is the first thing a gorrilla learns at school? Choices: A: second; B: community; C: ape b cs; D: eat fruit; E: statement
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B
A lady and a man have kids on the same day of the same year and they are not twins how can that be. Choices: A: measuring; B: they were triplets; C: holmes; D: makes; E: covey
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B
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for 5 minutes. Finally,she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be??? Choices: A: bride; B: woman was a photographer; C: call girl; D: gal; E: bath
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D
How do you make seven even? Choices: A: hebdomad; B: subtract one; C: pip; D: take away the s; E: lime
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A
I push a car and pay a fee then I push the car again and buy a house. What am I doing Choices: A: im playing monopoly; B: pays; C: homes; D: yard; E: sport utility vehicle
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E
Lots of people love me, but those that do usually hate me. People often avoid, they want me destroyed, but never forget that I'm always enjoyed. Who am I? Choices: A: bipolar; B: chemists; C: ugly; D: age group; E: fat
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C
The person who made me doesnt want me. The person who bought knows who needs it. The person who needs it doesnt know it. Choices: A: swazi; B: german; C: coffin duhh; D: romanian; E: jew
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B
I was walking donw the street today, to see an old man on his way, when we passed, he took out his hat and drew his cane, if you listen to my riddle, you will realize I said his name, as clear as a whistle. What is the old man's name? Choices: A: judgment; B: andrewanddrew; C: interruption; D: pedestrian crossing; E: president
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C
it can help you with your hair some way Choices: A: braiding; B: pore; C: hair band; D: category; E: artifact
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A
Where in the world is the only United States Flag that will never be lowered, raised, saluted and will never age? Choices: A: on the moon; B: long time; C: cape canada; D: united states of america; E: quality
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D
there is a 1 way road and a police man stops all the cars that are going the wrong way a lorry driver is going the wrong way why doesent he stop him Choices: A: fish out of water; B: he is not in his boat; C: mechanic; D: he isnt in a lorry; E: tool
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C
how did the father lose 125 pounds in 1 day? Choices: A: daughters; B: loose weight; C: his son got married; D: pope; E: drop
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E
A doctor has a brother who is an attorney in Indiana, but the attorney in Indiana does not have a brother who is a doctor. How can this be? Choices: A: dental office; B: employ patients; C: tongue depressor; D: medication; E: doctor is attorneys sister
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A
how come you can trick a vampire so easily? Choices: A: because the are suckers; B: they have no home; C: little slam; D: shtik; E: tricker
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B
brothers and sisters have i none, but his fathers, father is my fathers son Choices: A: sisterhood; B: it the author; C: foster brother; D: thompson; E: watson
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B
What does an elephant use to carry items? Choices: A: pink elephants; B: its trunk; C: act; D: packing; E: imperial elephant
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C
hi my name is anthony and my mom has 3 chidren and their names are niyah, iesha and my mom has one more child I forgot the oher chils name what is the name Choices: A: mon diego; B: namer; C: other cilds name is anthony; D: binding; E: name is important
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E
A priest says o the people, that on a certain day he will walk on water. On this this day he proves himself to be right. He was really walking on the water. How does ho accomplish this? Choices: A: beaver; B: company; C: chanter; D: reflection; E: water is frozen
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E
IM LONG AND AT MY POINT I HAVE HAIRS AND I GO IN AND OUT UR MOUTH. . . . AND I PUT WHITE IN UR MOUTH. . . WAT AM I????? Choices: A: head of hair; B: drinking; C: whisker; D: smooth; E: tooth brush
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B
I am black and go real slow. What am I? Choices: A: black lung; B: molasses; C: piastre; D: blackboard; E: pleonaste
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D
What is sticky, red, and hurts when you touch it? Choices: A: carnation; B: tar; C: strawberry; D: stickyblide bush; E: out
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B
What can be around the the world, and around the universe, yet be thin as paper and smaller than a dime? Choices: A: fortune; B: parenthesis the world the universe; C: kink; D: room; E: steam
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C
how doyoumake a barrel lighter that has 50 litres of water in it Choices: A: black and tan; B: island; C: put a hole in it; D: use water; E: harbor
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C
What do you put in a barrel to make it less than it was? Choices: A: oil; B: bore; C: put a hole in it; D: bilge; E: carbine
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B
I block out the sunlight,I'm quite long and wide and I also get pushed and pulled nearly everyday. What am I? Choices: A: woman; B: im curtains; C: branch; D: boring; E: story
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B
Every thing is nothing of every thing. Any thing is every thing of nothing. I am every thing of nothing. I am nothing of any thing. There is but one thing I am. But every thing I am not. Choices: A: personification; B: every thing with out something; C: tyrant; D: idea; E: buster
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C
Brothers and sisters, i have none. My sons father is my fathers son. Who am I? Choices: A: godfather; B: women; C: person speaking me you; D: dads; E: little sister
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A
what do you call twins? Choices: A: family; B: triplet; C: single; D: twain; E: gemini
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D
you are driving along when you see a dog in the road there are no lights on and when you stop the car in front of the dog the dog doesnt make a noise How did you see the dog? Choices: A: a bachelor party; B: highlight; C: lightship; D: its daylight; E: it is night time
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E
What is the difference betweenan a shiny new penny,and an old dirty quarter? Choices: A: antiquarian; B: reflection; C: variation; D: saving; E: 24 cents
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E
Why was 6 scared of 7? Choices: A: scares; B: scarecrow; C: scaremonger; D: purpose; E: because 7 8 9
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D
why was 7 afrad of 8? Choices: A: magic powers; B: compassion; C: cancel out; D: because 7 8 9; E: magic number
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E
i am whight but not a cloud i am born in litters of many colors what am i Choices: A: hut; B: text; C: coloring; D: polychrome; E: white kitten
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A
what did the duck say to the other duck? Choices: A: to get a job; B: revolver; C: air space; D: sore; E: donald duck
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E
Your in a race, and you pass the person in second place. what place are you in now? Choices: A: edmund kean; B: cimabue; C: ludwig van beethoven; D: key; E: your in first place
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C
if you throw me i come back Choices: A: comparison; B: comer; C: boomarang; D: arrival; E: Staff
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