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A | On which day of the year do fewest people die? Choices: A: february 29th; B: holiday; C: days; D: horrible; E: months | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
C | What word is always pronounced wrong? Choices: A: sound; B: crossword; C: wrong; D: remorse; E: truth | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | What word that people had always pronounce it wrong? Choices: A: wrong; B: bullet; C: tort; D: violence; E: paragraph | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | Which word in the English language is most frequently spelled wrong? Choices: A: wrong; B: trespass; C: foreign; D: script; E: justice | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | What is the only word that is spelled wrong in the dictionary? Choices: A: wrong; B: command; C: symbol; D: sin; E: reference | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
D | Which word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right? Choices: A: falsification; B: claim; C: entree; D: wrong; E: left | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | What is broken if you can't break it? Choices: A: law; B: piñata; C: clock; D: roller; E: leak | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Choices: A: traversal; B: way; C: affliction; D: elephant yam; E: elephino | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | What do Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog have in common? Choices: A: salientian; B: protocol; C: frogmouth; D: rank; E: same middle name | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | A Jewish man living in the United States cannot be buried on church grounds even if he converts to Christianity. Why not? Choices: A: you cant bury the living; B: burying a body; C: happening; D: litter; E: exhume the body | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
C | How could all of your cousins have an aunt that isn't your aunt too? Choices: A: neve; B: relative; C: their aunt is your mother; D: their mom is your grandmother; E: aunts house | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | Who was the president of the USA before John F. Kennedy was assassinated? Choices: A: dollar; B: presidentship; C: GOP; D: dallas; E: john f kennedy | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | What is the Easter bunny's favorite kind of music? Choices: A: hip hop; B: disco; C: music genre; D: auditory communication; E: structure | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | A man sees a white bear outside his house. Where is he? Choices: A: marmot; B: village; C: place; D: ranch house; E: north pole | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | You walk a mile south, a mile east and then a mile north. You end up in exact same spot you started. Where are you? Choices: A: north pole; B: southward; C: endomorphy; D: west end; E: eastward | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
D | If your inside your house, and all your walls face south, where is your house located? Choices: A: room; B: village; C: southerly; D: north pole; E: southeast | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
C | Where on Earth do the winds always blow from the South? Choices: A: gulf states; B: southward; C: north pole; D: southerner; E: latitude | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
C | What do people spend a lot of money on every year but never want to use? Choices: A: peso; B: seed money; C: insurance; D: lord of misrule; E: lobby | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | Which berry makes a harsh noise? Choices: A: baneberry; B: raspberry; C: loganberry; D: cowberry; E: berries | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | I am the son of your grandmother and grandfather but not your uncle. Who am I? Choices: A: your mom; B: relative; C: great grandfather; D: stepbrother; E: your dad | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
C | Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your coach. Who is asleep on your couch? Choices: A: quintipara; B: mother lode; C: your dad; D: supermom; E: fathers | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | What do you get when you mix lemons with gun powder? Choices: A: police officer's belt; B: lemonades; C: tart; D: powdered milk; E: fillet | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by. Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be? Choices: A: each was the mans name; B: sportsman; C: signore; D: game equipment; E: old man | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | It is there from the very start and will be there until the end. To end you must cross over and you must pass through it to begin. Choices: A: quarterback; B: starting line; C: finishing; D: parts; E: landing | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | What is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day? Choices: A: rat; B: school bus; C: flu; D: geese; E: sulfur | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | Where does the Easter bunny like to eat breakfast? Choices: A: ihop; B: holy week; C: pliers; D: oatmeal; E: fate | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | If girls with big boobs work at hooters where do girls with one leg work? Choices: A: ihop; B: blackleg; C: branch; D: working girl; E: art form | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant? Choices: A: frogs in the pond; B: french flies; C: wine cellar; D: smooth; E: garment | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | If a cat can jump 5 feet high, then why can't it jump through a window that is 3 feet high? Choices: A: be; B: it gets cold; C: stamp; D: panes; E: because the window is closed | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | A ship is filled with people yet there is not a single person on board. How can that be? Choices: A: skate; B: dies; C: tool; D: all hands; E: everyone on board was married | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | Five men went into a church in the pouring rain. None of the men had an umbrella but one man did not get wet. How is that possible? Choices: A: church grounds; B: he was in the casket; C: cabin boy; D: funerals; E: hold | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one way street. A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him. Why didn't the police officer stop him? Choices: A: device; B: footfall; C: rush; D: he was driving; E: he was walking | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not? Choices: A: traveller; B: he was walking; C: drove; D: stairway; E: spider | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | What do you do if your golden retriever gets sick? Choices: A: dory; B: fit; C: greed; D: get; E: call the dogtor | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | What did the baby corn say to its mother? Choices: A: kettlebells; B: kettle corn; C: polenta; D: fields of flowers; E: wheres pop corn | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
D | Why does Santa like bears? Choices: A: christmas stocking; B: branch; C: hiding in closets; D: because they have clause; E: because they are beautiful | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | Why was the football coach upset with the candy machine? Choices: A: potter; B: artifact; C: manufacture; D: throw; E: he wanted his quarter back | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
D | What can you add to a bucket to make it lose weight? Choices: A: artifact; B: key; C: add; D: holes; E: rule | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | You have a 16 ounce glass of water. What do you add to make it 8 ounces of water? Choices: A: put; B: holes; C: international waters; D: irish water spaniel; E: drinking water | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
C | One day a carpenter carved a block of wood which weighed 20KG. He put something that made it 19KG , what did he put? Choices: A: dust; B: structure; C: holes; D: good repair; E: well | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | What will you put in a wooden box to make it lighter? Choices: A: holes; B: cement; C: staples; D: radiation; E: hold | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
C | A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds? Choices: A: water bed; B: water blister; C: holes; D: waterfront; E: hold water | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | I recently came back from a trip. Today is Tuesday, I came back 3 days before the day after the day before tomorrow. When did I return? Choices: A: sunday; B: american indian day; C: week; D: procedure; E: measure | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
C | What is the sun's favorite day of the week? Choices: A: macula; B: scale; C: sunday; D: makes; E: major planet | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | I always come first yet always found in the end. What am I? Choices: A: sunday; B: feel; C: looking; D: culmination; E: starting | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
C | if before yesterday waz wednesday denwhatday iz after tommorow Choices: A: weds; B: wednesdays; C: sunday; D: yesterdays; E: be | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | Samuel said, "I wish yesterday was tomorrow so that today would be Friday. " What day did Samuel say this on? Choices: A: divisions; B: sunday; C: arbor day; D: subjunctive mood; E: outcome | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | A certain man was travelling with his son and he got in an . The man died but his son suvived,he was unconscious. The boy was being rushed to the hospital. When he arrived the hospital, the doctor said "how can I treat this boy?"" He is my son?" Who is the doctor? Choices: A: widower; B: boys mother; C: family man; D: shaver; E: signature | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
D | Where do polar bears go to vote? Choices: A: pessimist; B: congressman; C: voter; D: north poll; E: votes | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | An archaeologist digs up two perfectly preserved bodies. He immediately identifies them as Adam and Eve. How can he tell they are Adam and Eve? Choices: A: drill; B: different sizes; C: no legs; D: hollow; E: they had no belly buttons | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | What is black and white and has wheels? Choices: A: wagon; B: zebrwearing roller skates; C: rolling; D: turn; E: movement | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | What walks on its head all day? Choices: A: headship; B: place; C: pill head; D: heading; E: nail in horseshoe | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | A square house is being circled by a large bear. All of the walls of the house face South. What color is the bear? Choices: A: wild; B: rectangular because it faces south; C: ingredient; D: trailer; E: white because a polar bear | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | What do you call a dozen rabbits in a row walking backward? Choices: A: crossroad; B: column; C: march; D: distance; E: receding hair line | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | Why are teddy bears never hungry? Choices: A: They're hungry; B: they're so cute; C: cubs; D: their favorite; E: because they are always stuffed | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | You can touch me but you probably wouldn't want to. I can see you but you can't see me. What am I? Choices: A: hit; B: small indefinite quantity; C: sensation; D: hearing; E: your eyes | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
D | When does an Irish potato change its nationality? Choices: A: air potato; B: thing; C: introject; D: when it becomes french fries; E: in the toaster | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | Where do salads try on clothes? Choices: A: course; B: do; C: napkin; D: trial; E: dressing room | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | What word is usually pronounced incorrectly? Choices: A: apheresis; B: incorrectly; C: read; D: guarantee; E: barrage | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Choices: A: tool; B: incorrectly; C: say; D: in the package; E: antonym | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
D | What word is pronounced incorrectly by more than 99% of Ivy League graduates? Choices: A: graduated cylinder; B: read; C: toponym; D: incorrectly; E: read correctly | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | Why do communists write everything in lower case? Choices: A: files; B: capitalize things; C: love cats; D: flow; E: because they hate capitalism | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | Why don't cows get sick very often? Choices: A: because they have natural imoonity; B: pasture; C: heifer; D: leppy; E: brie | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | What is it called when Batman skips church? Choices: A: christian bale; B: protestantism; C: community; D: village; E: state | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
D | What does an angel use to start a fire? Choices: A: call fire; B: firefly; C: element; D: match made in heaven; E: cookfire | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | It belongs to you but you don't use it. It does not belong to other people but they use it. What is it? Choices: A: letter of marque; B: part; C: function; D: product; E: your phone number | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | What did the panda bear get when it fell out of the tree? Choices: A: bush; B: bamboo grove; C: hibernation; D: part; E: bamboo boos | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
D | What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice for way too long? Choices: A: stem; B: cone; C: chickens; D: polaroids; E: pick | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
D | If you jump off a two story building where do you land? Choices: A: housing; B: electric socket; C: new orleans; D: in the hospital; E: temple | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
C | What can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand? Choices: A: command; B: bearing; C: your left hand; D: metacarpus; E: leaf | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
C | If lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit? Choices: A: orchestras; B: cornet; C: conductor; D: xylophone; E: piccolo | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Choices: A: because they lactose; B: source; C: strokings; D: trample; E: alternative | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | What does an orange do when it takes a rest? Choices: A: escort; B: sour; C: taker; D: recall; E: concentrates | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | How can a person go eight days without sleep? Choices: A: duvet; B: sleepwalking; C: answers; D: minute; E: person sleeps at night | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | What is a kangaroo's favorite year? Choices: A: bamboo grove; B: leap year; C: era; D: duration; E: weeks | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | What is the easiest way to keep water from running? Choices: A: forget about; B: dont pay the bill; C: rise; D: device; E: wash | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
C | Why did the woman take an elephant to the airport instead of a taxi? Choices: A: elephants are stupid; B: wire; C: elephant had a bigger trunk; D: they cannot speak english; E: baggage claim | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield? Choices: A: his butt; B: soul; C: duke; D: material; E: cue | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | What do you call a bear with no teeth? Choices: A: support; B: fill; C: gumming; D: dogs; E: gummy bear | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
D | A man leaves home and turns left three times. When he returns home he finds two men wearing masks. Who are the two men? Choices: A: mesh; B: rebound; C: hero; D: umpire and catcher; E: gathering | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | There is one thing that can be. . . Bad,good,and perfect. But it can't be 2 things. What am I? Choices: A: well; B: good night; C: slice; D: cannabis; E: food | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | Without me you will surely die. Too much of me and like a pig you may lie. What am I? Choices: A: great; B: food; C: offer; D: friends; E: pen | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
D | What do you buy but you never keep? Choices: A: deal; B: white; C: bull market; D: food; E: keepsakes | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive? Choices: A: a glove; B: bacteria; C: fingernail; D: finger food; E: toe | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
C | what goes up and down at the same time? Choices: A: clock; B: item; C: stairs; D: rise; E: progress | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | What goes up and up but stays on the floor. Choices: A: stairs; B: place; C: drive; D: dust; E: room | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | what is going up and down at the same time but never moves from where it is standing? Choices: A: clock; B: stairs; C: drive; D: lodge; E: place | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
C | What's in a man's pants that you won't find in a girl's dress? Choices: A: chess; B: sexist; C: pockets; D: see; E: drag | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Choices: A: graaains; B: affect; C: cocktail; D: zombi; E: swill | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | What has six faces, but never wears makeup? It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see. Choices: A: die from set of dice; B: be; C: single; D: bags; E: piece | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | What did the big candle say to the little candle? Choices: A: middle; B: plenty; C: clock; D: highway; E: im going out tonight | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
D | What is the easiest way to double your money? Choices: A: bank money; B: material; C: passage; D: use a mirror; E: dime | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
E | If 3 salesmen can sell three cars in seven minutes, how many cars can six salesmen sell in seventy minutes? Choices: A: sign; B: parts; C: be; D: alternator; E: 60 cars | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
D | What is the saddest fruit in the world? Choices: A: spiceberry; B: antioxidants; C: garnish; D: blueberry; E: coconut | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | What 3 digit number will give you the same answer whether you subtract 5 or divide by 5? Choices: A: 6 25; B: congruence; C: riposte; D: midpoint; E: evasive answer | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | Where do fish keep their money? Choices: A: swimming; B: riverbank; C: pike; D: penny; E: cash | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
A | What has feet and legs, but nothing else? Choices: A: pantyhose; B: dory; C: ruler; D: rub; E: drumstick | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
C | Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch? Choices: A: motherhood; B: mothers; C: youre father; D: foster mother; E: neighbor's family | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
B | What coin doubles in value when half is deducted? Choices: A: hundredweight coin; B: half dollar; C: hard currency; D: candy bar wrapper; E: sugar packet | Given the following question, answer carefully. |
C | Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? Choices: A: steam; B: mount rushmore; C: mt everest; D: rooftop; E: dismount | Given the following question, answer carefully. |