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Reddit Comment: He was cured from the DEVIL!
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User: The prisms were 3 feet away? Well, no room for error there.
Reddit Comment: Nope, the difference between 0 and 3 nanoseconds is huge.
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User: This is why we vote Democrat.
Reddit Comment: Very wise to assume one political party can solve all of our problems
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User: **YARTUL** Yet Another Reason To Use Linux.
Reddit Comment: Yeah, because linux reduces the number of ambiguous terms typed into a search engine.
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User: Well we know there are at least 30 senators that would vote for that...
Reddit Comment: At least those 30 are consistent about women not having the right to choose.
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User: Afghanistan is just about the poorest country in the world. They couldn't do terrible, terrible things to you even if they wanted to, which they don't.
Reddit Comment: I forgot the
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User: Sarcasm should always be questioned.
Reddit Comment: Yea.
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User: Advice from a real-life girl: Treat her like a regular buddy. I work in the video games industry and I am girl. This means that I have front-row seats to watch a bunch of nerds and geeks in their natural habitat, everyday. Why do I bother with this post? Well, I've been on Reddit for a few weeks now and I noticed how strong the myth of "the friend zone" runs with the male gender here. I have no doubt that I will get downvoted to a pulp by speaking about this sensitive subject, but if this can help at least one poor guy, my work will be done. Carrying on. Last week there was another girl who was sitting next to me (I work for a major company so I do not know everyone working there). She was teamed up with your average virgin-nerd: short, fat, wears glasses, has a whiny voice. The girl, as I unintentionally heard, just got dumped by her boyfriend, which means I had to sit next to the poor guy trying to flirt with her for about eight hours straight. The whole thing was pretty painful. The girl would complain about the breakup ("How could he do this to me?", "Am I this disposable?") and of course the boy would fall right into it by showering her with compliments. I felt a lot of sympathy for him because he was being so obvious, and she was playing him like a puppet the whole way through. To be fair to her, though, she was probably in a dark place emotionally and needed a confidence boost, but still, it was evident that the guy was trying to get noticed romantically. He did everything wrong. Agreeing with everything she said regardless (where is *your* personality in all this, bro?), fishing for compliments for himself by overplaying the loser role ("My brother is so much cooler than I am. He has money, and a wife, and I have only video games *pouts* :( ") and just being overall way too obvious. He came off as desperate, needy and clingy (you should have seen him when he got back from the bathroom and there was ANOTHER nerd sitting on his chair, talking to the girl). This whole situation was not the first I witnessed, sadly. But it was so quintessential of what I think is a big social setback for nice, respectful geeks out there, I just had to reach out and tell all of you this. Maybe she's just not that into you. Of course the girl in my example was being very nice and friendly to him. It would have been rude to do otherwise since he was pretty much licking the bottom of her shoes for hours on end. But she was clearly not interested in him that way. And it is not because she is a bitch. Sometimes it does not work out, and that's it. Accept it. If she is nice to you, maybe she does consider you as a friend. She probably hopes that you like talking to her because you think she's smart, intelligent and cool. Do you? Next time, instead of treating her like she is made out of crystal and agreeing with her every statement profusely, try treating her like you would a buddy. No more, no less. I have seen this work very often. Most girl I meet like to be "one of the guys" when it comes to social circles. If she can smell your sexual desperation from a mile around, chances are she will be creeped out. Just chill.
Reddit Comment: Apparently...from what you're saying...girls are human beings?
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User: Well if its eastern europe, those brains started as american college students looking for a fun holiday filled with sex and debauchery, but found Eli Roth jerking off in their en suite.
Reddit Comment: Even though I don't watch, in fact despise, torture porn, I'm guessing that you are referring to the movie Hostel?
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User: The huge bonuses at Goldman Sachs "show that by rescuing the financial system without reforming it, Washington has done nothing to protect us from a new crisis, and, in fact, has made another crisis more likely."
Reddit Comment: No one saw that coming
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User: I saw a close-up of Barack Hussein Obama's birth certificate from the Hawaii Dept. of Health. I saw a close-up of Barack Hussein Obama's birth certificate from the Hawaii Dept. of Health. The Certificate Number is: 151 1961 010641 Now pay attention here. 151 + 1961 + 010641 = 12753 Now add up the individual digits.... 1 + 2 + 7 + 5 + 3 = 18 You know what that means? 18 = 6 + 6 + 6 Do I have to spell it out for you? 666 people!!!!! THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
Reddit Comment: That's perfectly logical.
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User: I realize now the Reddit is a shit place to talk Economics
Reddit Comment: I find that bringing up Peter Schiff or Ron Paul often helps an economics discussion.
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User: I see that now. Sorry, I should have done a search beforehand.
Reddit Comment: If it's worth seeing once, it may be worth seeing again - unfortunately, I can't even see it - site seems to be down at the moment...
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User: Just talk to him about it.
Reddit Comment: Why discuss it when you could do something that's likely to cause hostility and embarrassment?..
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User: If you don't see why this is funny, leave Reddit now and don't ever come back.
Reddit Comment: Are you threatening me?
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User: Canadian Bank Earnings Week: BMO Up 57% This Year, CIBC Up 35%
Reddit Comment: Nice to see that the banks are still doing well in this recession.
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User: Steele says "The era of apologizing for GOP mistakes is officially over." ...WTF, when did it begin?
Reddit Comment: personally i dont think anyone should be held accountable for their actions
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