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Reddit Comment: your jealousy is utterly transparent. |
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User: I guess I could have made that a little more clear. When don't ask don't tell get's axed as in when gays can join the military. |
Reddit Comment: Luckily, there has never yet been a gay member of any branch of the armed forces, because these policies have successfully kept them all out |
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User: very scary! the end is near! |
Reddit Comment: Better get yourself to a Kingdom Hall and convert. |
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User: For people who think our health care system doesn't suck, this segment of the film couldn't make it more clear how much it does suck |
Reddit Comment: Obviously filthy liberal lies and propaganda against the greatest health care system the world has ever seen! |
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User: Misleading advertising? You mean, they made ads which make their products look exaggeratedly good? Ooh, the gall of those capitalist swine. I expect advertisers to always tell me the truth, never exaggerate, and never try to convince me to buy their products. |
Reddit Comment: You forgot |
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User: Yeah, I'm a bird. |
Reddit Comment: Ah yes, the good 'ol make fun of the handicapped bit, classic |
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User: Now hiring truck drivers |
Reddit Comment: Obvious wind gust |
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User: Meltdown is a warning the world can't afford to ignore. Bangladesh, Florida, the Maldives and the Netherlands, will undergo catastrophic flooding. And that is just the beginning. |
Reddit Comment: I see stock prices rising. |
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User: suck it, creationists. |
Reddit Comment: That's not a crocoduck. |
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User: I was going to rip him, but you did it much nicer. Sports without your stuff strapped down/protected = PAIN. |
Reddit Comment: But we HAVE to blame everything on x-tians! |
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User: Understocked |
Reddit Comment: Yeah, the president would be understocked. |
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User: Unless you're *not* religious... then you have to be good just... just because it's good to be good. Sometimes I wish I were religious, so that I could do bad things and then say I'm sorry and be rewarded forever in heaven. And sometimes I wish I were a Jedi. Oh, well. |
Reddit Comment: Ah, but if you're not religious, all you have to do is repent moments before punishment, and *boom*, you're golden! |
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User: Acoustic version of 'Poker Face' by Lady Gaga...and it's pretty good? |
Reddit Comment: Vocals need more reverb. |
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User: the satellite was used for the dramatic 1999 biopsy and videoconferenced diagnosis of Jerri FitzGerald, a ... while stationed on Antarctica. Marooned by the southern winter, she treated herself for what proved to be cancer. |
Reddit Comment: See what socialized medicine forces people to do. |
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User: One crime solved per 1,000 CCTV cameras in London |
Reddit Comment: So.. What are you trying to say |
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User: I don't have the disks. . aren't you supposed to use disks? |
Reddit Comment: Hah, yea, you are. |
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User: Burden of Proof (PIC) |
Reddit Comment: Shhh, you speak of rational thoughts and we will have no blasphemy here. |
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