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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'strengthen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Add e n to some nouns and you'll reap
Brand new verbs. It's a very short leap:
First with strength, you get strengthen,
And length turns to lengthen.
Then there's depthen, which means "make more deep." <LIMERICK_END> | 29,375 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'greece'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My eloignment to Greece was ill-planned,
And alas, with no money at hand,
Such a rash self-removal
Without Dad's approval
Got me stranded in Rhodes. Understand? <LIMERICK_END> | 53,222 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flattery'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That young man tried to butter me up;
He's so sure, yet he's only a pup.
Though his flattery's nice,
I will have to think twice—
Do I dare take a sip from his cup? <LIMERICK_END> | 13,500 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drinking gin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These angels are fools rushing in
To dance on the head of a pin.
This celestial crowd
Is too painfully loud,
But might stop if I quit drinking gin. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,343 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'benghazi'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That Benghazi crew's at it again:
Certain members, it seems, have a yen
To prove someone is lying.
Seems forever they're trying;
They'll keep at it till I don't know when. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,556 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mutts butchers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though this dog meat is food fit for mutts
(Butchers' floor scrapings, entrails and guts),
You feed Fido filet
And top sirloin all day,
But serve me Canine Nibbles & Cuts!? <LIMERICK_END> | 45,543 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sabbath'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You should honor One God, Mom and Dad;
Keep the Sabbath; no Lord! when you're mad.
Don't cheat on your wife,
Covet mine, take a life,
Steal, or lie—oh, and idols are bad! <LIMERICK_END> | 20,056 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feminine form'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a feminine form of high treason,
Betraying ourselves beyond reason,
As we twist and we squirm
(Am I thin, am I firm?),
And we dive into bathing suit season. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,237 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aidant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To be aidant's an old-fashioned way
To be helpful—as Shakespeare might say.
Thought it's pleasant when heard,
And a very nice word,
Aidant's rarely encountered today. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,805 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lightning rod'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a lightning rod's currently bound
To an earthing rod stuck in the ground,
Then the spark that arrives
Won't erase all your drives,
And your cable TV won't be downed. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,175 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'popsicle maker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A young Popsicle maker, named Bert,
Was determined his death to avert.
When he tried a deep-freeze,
He found out, and with ease,
It's as sure as a tax: it's a cert. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,896 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acute'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We've no dates, but we share an excuse:
We're too angular. Hardly abstruse.
The degree of our smarts
Is where this trio parts:
I am right; you're acute; he's obtuse. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,150 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gives bagpipes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bourdon gives bagpipes their tone:
It emits a monotonous drone.
When the band has moved on
And the bagpipes are gone,
That lost moan's mourned by Scotsmen alone. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,990 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'defame'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If one were to dare to defame
An adducer, he'd quickly proclaim
Through copious citation
And dry illustration
Examples to de-shame his name. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,949 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bikeway'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bikeway was built in my town
To help folks on two wheels get aroun'.
Riding bikes on the roads
Just increases their loads,
Risking cars mowing bicyclists down. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,308 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cucumber dudes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Cucumis genus includes
Many perfectly luscious, fresh foods.
As a cool guy once said,
When on muskmelon fed,
"It reminds me of cucumber, dudes." <LIMERICK_END> | 32,217 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cytology student'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since the study of cells never bores,
That cytology student explores
All the cells he can find;
And he hopes you won't mind
Stripping down while he's studying yours. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,945 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'recumbent bike'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your recumbent bike's fast and you pass
Other bikers while saving on gas.
A.S.S. makes demands:
You must steer with your hands
At a height above that of your ass. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,251 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'menopause'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a time a missed cycle means "frown"
And you hope it's not spread around town.
But when menopause hits
And "the change" gives you fits,
It just means that production's shut down. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,019 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chromatic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though she practised the piano all night,
Her chromatic scales never went right.
"I am turning quite grey,"
Said the girl with dismay.
"What a fight for what's just black and white." <LIMERICK_END> | 39,734 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'practicing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You impress me by doing what's hard;
You surpass all the rest by a yard!
Your ability's great—
Is your skill just innate?"
"Nope, just practice, more practicing, pard." <LIMERICK_END> | 32,093 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'taxi'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For the well-heeled in London, the way
To get to point B from point A:
Not the Tube, train or bus,
For a taxi's no fuss.
Let this black cab convey you. (I say!) <LIMERICK_END> | 56,179 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'excrescent six'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An excrescent six hours in each year
Means that, one year in four, must appear
A new day, called a leap,
So the seasons will keep
Well aligned with the turn of our sphere. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,335 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vices'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sweet Jesus, my savior all-knowing,
I just can't come to grips with forgoing
My vices no doubt,
Better men do without.
Let me keep my indulgences flowing. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,021 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eels'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If they're eels, then they're fish, though they're long.
They've got teeth lots and lots. They are strong.
In our watery sphere,
They start toothless and clear
And grow into a predator throng. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,747 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bobsled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bob and Robert, two runners, excel
At the summertime sports. If you tell
Them that snow on their mile
Would be crampin' their style,
"We bobsled all winter!" they yell. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,051 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'candy glass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You candy-ass actor! You shrimp!
Those candy glass windows are limp!
A stunt man first-class
Would be using real glass!
You are out! Off my picture! You wimp!" <LIMERICK_END> | 19,508 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grandmother died'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my grandmother died in the night,
Her body was whisked out of sight.
"She has been called away,"
Was all Grandpa would say
(Like our stocks when the money was tight). <LIMERICK_END> | 15,338 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flounder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're drowning; please do so with grace.
If you flounder about, you lose face.
Rise above the wild norm;
Die with class, in good form.
If you flail, show some tempo and pace. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,006 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'women dismiss'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If women dismiss with rude laughta
The thing that men mostly are afta,
They'll start a depend-
ability trend,
Since men will behave when they hafta. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,024 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'walter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The alarm's been turned off for the day.
Our caper's afoot underway.
We'll use cat-like-tread stealth
To regift Walter's wealth.
Just how large the largesse, I can't say. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,661 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cash buyer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're a cash buyer? That's what I need
For selling this dwelling with speed.
We can do it with ease.
Count that cash out now, please:
I have kids and a habit to feed. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,609 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wuz glowin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He wuz glowin', a little, this stranger,
But all peaceful and not like no danger.
"Close the door, fella, darn!
Wuz you born in a barn?!"
He said, "Yes, and then laid in a manger." <LIMERICK_END> | 22,677 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sorrower nose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've decided to rot, decompose,
And offend every sorrower's nose.
It's my choice, my embalmer,
To stink. Please get calmer —
A corpse shouldn't smell like a rose. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,300 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grandma sighs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Grandma's sighs were ejected, exhaled,
And first heard when her grandson was jailed.
When she couldn't raise bail,
She, tormented, turned pale,
And complained, in great pain, that she'd failed. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,726 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flawless'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm superb. There can be no objection;
Every trait would pass any inspection.
You can all see I'm swell
(And so humble, as well).
I am flawless, ideal, pure perfection! <LIMERICK_END> | 52,921 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'japanese beach'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On a Japanese beach (on vacation)
I remarked on the brilliant location.
"Oh, yes," said the man,
"That is why I'm so tan.
Here it only takes one aprication!" <LIMERICK_END> | 10,966 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sweetie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dear, I think you are ever so kind.
I am sure that my sweetie won't mind
Doing something for me
Since she's nice as can be.
(Such cajolery's handy I find.) <LIMERICK_END> | 32,097 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I assumed an aggressive new stance
When my pal asked my date, "Shall we dance?"
I bristled with rage.
How dare he upstage
My clumsy first stabs at romance! <LIMERICK_END> | 13,403 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick writing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a garrulous man from Bombay,
And I'm known to have too much to say.
Though limerick writing
I find quite exciting,
The drawback of the genre is that it is far too restricting when it comes to expressing one's inner thoughts. Do you see what I mean, by the way? <LIMERICK_END> | 55,766 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bursitis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The pains of bursitis now shoot
Through my shoulder; they're really acute.
Of the drugs that can bring
Some relief, let me sing:
Phenylbutazone's truly a bute! <LIMERICK_END> | 6,655 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apophysis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An apophysis is a projection
Or expansion (that's my recollection),
Like the jutting design
Of the cones of a pine.
(Not a sixth-grader's math class erection!) <LIMERICK_END> | 2,368 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'azofication around'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When there's azofication around,
Then the plants will be feeding the ground.
The result we are finding
Is nitrogen binding,
It's free—symbiotic, we've found! <LIMERICK_END> | 8,716 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rosy fingerprints'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Rosy fingerprints crossing the skies—
From Aurora, the Dawn, I surmise—
Make this day seem too red,
So I'll stay in my bed
With my coverlet over my eyes. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,647 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shallows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're not swimming around in the shallows
Since the scent of your 'sweet-smelling' tallows
Smelt foul to the King—
Now you're destined to swing;
As a crack-rope, you're bound for the gallows. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,592 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mister president'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Stick your tongue out and cross both your eyes!
Puff your cheeks, so they double in size!
Pull a real stupid face —
It's a game that is ace!"
"Mister President, no, that's not wise." <LIMERICK_END> | 50,993 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frustration'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At this college, I've suffered frustration.
Now I'm taking a key examination
In my chemistry class.
It's a test I must pass;
If I don't, I'll be placed on probation. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,689 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'melville'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The complete works of Melville? Oh, boy—
Now there's a thought fills me with joy.
The heart of his corpus?
An overgrown porpoise,
And multiple wails of "Ahoy!" <LIMERICK_END> | 19,190 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'paged'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An arena's where battles are waged
And where leaders of legend engaged
In a fight to the end.
But not me—I pretend,
When engaged in a fight, to be paged. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,801 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'want pony'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Want a pony? The Dartmoor's ideal,
With both toughness and riding appeal.
Shaggy-haired for the weather,
This breed's altogether
The best (and our price is a steal). <LIMERICK_END> | 54,748 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'woad overload'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A pernickety Pict known as Spode
Liked to daub himself thickly with woad.
He would take special care
When applying down there,
Lest a woad overload should corrode. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,751 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'magician'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The magician first bowed to the crowd.
"Nothing cached up my sleeve," he avowed,
But the detonative load
In his hat may explode
Very loudly. He'd then need a shroud. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,017 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'maid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Young Victoria, the maid, feels frustration:
She's betrothed to a handsome Croatian;
But her dress will be plain,
And she won't have a train,
Which I blame on Victoria's station. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,729 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cappuccino'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Cappuccino with froth isn't right.
I'm not keen on its bubbly height.
I want milk with my brew,
Smooth as velvet." "Sir, you
Sound to me like you want a flat white." <LIMERICK_END> | 56,958 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thong compliant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my wife goes to shop for a thong,
I'm compliant and tag right along.
And in any dispute
I will try to stay mute.
I am strong, but admit when I'm wrong. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,777 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ailurophilia defines'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ailurophilia defines what can be
A true lover of cats. I decree
I'm the emperor of all
Who're at my beck and call—
All four-score of my cats who love Me. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,070 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agonyclites stood'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Agonyclites stood when they prayed,
Leaving others disturbed and dismayed.
The authorities felt
That they ought to have knelt,
And I think that they should have obeyed. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,093 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swede'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A Swede was bereft and forlorn,
In the matter of gender quite torn:
"Though I'm outwardly male,
Let my girl-side prevail,
For I wish I had never been Bjorn." <LIMERICK_END> | 4,014 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was launched from his chair like a rocket
When Doc Clodhopper probed my dry socket.
He'd extracted my tooth,
But no clot formed, in truth,
Leaving naught but a vast, exposed pocket. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,631 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'file type'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A filename (to take one convention)
Has a basename—then dot plus extension.
The last (such as TIFF,
ZIP or DOC, WAV or GIF)
Tells the file type, which aids comprehension. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,885 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'countertop clerks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He had once manufactured the kind
Of a countertop clerks stand behind.
But they called him obstructive
And counterproductive;
He's cleared out his desk and resigned. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,093 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'obsolete'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Obsolete is disshiver (a verb).
It meant more than to simply disturb.
When one did it, he broke
Things to bits in one stroke.
Some were smashing displays quite superb. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,745 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dictionary'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dictionary's often a tome
Where the zebu and fennec both roam,
But the former's "an ox,"
And the latter's "a fox"—
It's a place definitions call home. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,584 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bomb shelter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've a bomb shelter under your floor,
But it's not to keep safe from a war.
Down there's poker and chips,
Beer and pizza and dips,
And, of course, the occasional whore. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,641 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'afford bricks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All our structures are made of fascines
Set in place without help from machines.
Since we can't afford bricks,
We use bundles of sticks.
Our expenses comport with our means. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,336 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'babe magnet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A babe magnet pulls the chicks in,
So ready and willing to sin.
It doesn't seem fair
That they enter his lair
Wearing nothing except for a grin. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,102 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eating spider'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My husband's a first-rate provider,
Strong as steel, and as soft as an eider.
But it terrified me
When I found him to be
Arachnophagous, eating a spider! <LIMERICK_END> | 10,492 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corinth canal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Through the Corinth Canal (not too wide),
Anxious passengers ran side to side.
As the ship veered askew,
Our uneasiness grew:
Would the ship miss the walls, or collide? <LIMERICK_END> | 54,240 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'families merged'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our families merged when we married;
Our domesticant in-laws are varied:
Young cousins who scamper,
Old aunties who pamper —
And hubbies quite happily harried. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,236 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I sense the endearment you meant
But appallment gives rise to this vent.
Dearest Kay, let me say,
There's no way that I'd pay
A red cent for the scent that you sent. <LIMERICK_END> | 301 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ballast'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm rotund, and I know that's not hip,
But just as I boarded the ship,
"Down and left!" I was told,
"We need heft in the hold.
You're our ballast the rest of the trip." <LIMERICK_END> | 3,420 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'paternity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's contesting it? This'll confirm
His paternity: sample his sperm.
You'll see in each wriggle
His lecherous giggle,
Confirming the guy is a worm. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,711 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pre decolonisation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Pre-decolonisation, just think —
Global maps were half-covered in pink,
Every pink bit a realm
Having Brits at the helm.
Sadly, Great left old Britain to sink. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,828 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shower'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Relationships, kids, home decor,
Diets, pregnancies, outfits, and more
Were the topics discussed
At the shower? I trust,
Had I gone, I'd find girl talk a bore. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,208 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'divinity fudge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To the whites of two eggs that you've beaten,
Add hot super-syrup to sweeten.
Toss in salt and vaniller
And voila! It's a killer
Divinity fudge darn good eatin'. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,635 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sappy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Why study what makes people happy?"
Cried Buddy, combative and scrappy.
"What fulfills us, I know,
Is cold cash—moolah, dough!
Eudaemonics? The concept is sappy." <LIMERICK_END> | 47,202 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eastside'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some boost eastside: "The best side of town!"
Adding, "West, that's the worst!" and they frown.
High-rise dwellers boast least
Of North, South, West or East;
They're more likely to push "Up" or "Down." <LIMERICK_END> | 43,525 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'delusive belief'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her delusive belief in his speech
Makes it now so much harder to teach
Her that promise is hollow,
And what she must follow
Are dreams that she's able to reach. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,212 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ammon leadfoot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My friend Ammon's a leadfoot. He speeds
So much faster than anyone needs.
When he fuels up his car
It will go half as far —
Two-tank Ammon's a gas man of deeds. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,484 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chalk chuckled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Your projector might fail," warned the geek,
"So be chary, preparing to speak."
"Before giving my talk,
I could check on the chalk,"
Chuckled Chuck, who was chock full of cheek. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,589 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'touch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Listen, sonny," said old Mr Jones.
"There's a feeling I have in my bones
That my girl and you play
While I'm working away.
Do not touch her erogenous zones!" <LIMERICK_END> | 56,491 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trustee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Daddy's dead. A discretionary trust,
He devised "so fool girl won't go bust".
Uncle Ted, my trustee,
Not a jot cares for me.
I must beg for each crust. That's unjust! <LIMERICK_END> | 56,835 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fan rotors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My last job nearly drove me berserk:
Fanning sultans by hand (that's their perk).
Then I clamped, on fan rotors,
Electrical motors —
Changed amps to mechanical work. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,714 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chase replaced'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chase replaced his whole manuscript, based
On their counsel. It's now double-spaced,
And his work gets their votes.
Mom and Dad can make notes
And their comments are easily placed. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,764 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amphibious creatures'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Amphibious creatures are suited
To be dry, or at times be abluted.
Don't ask about frogs;
They have gone to the dogs,
Because water is subtly polluted. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,600 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cytostatic effects'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the growth of new cells is impaired,
Cytostatic effects are declared.
When you lower the rate
At which cells re-create,
Sometimes cancer cells just might be snared. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,790 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'empresarios'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Empresarios here (USA)
Broker land deals etc. each day.
Impresarios, though,
Like to put on a show,
For example a concert (UK). <LIMERICK_END> | 54,045 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'girl enthusiastical'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> About one thing my girl's enthusiastical,
And it isn't her coursework scholastical:
She gets happy, excited
Most pumped up, delighted
When doing gyrations gymnastical. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,404 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'be yourself'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I expect your respect for our guest;
Don't play cute—I will not be impressed.
Too clever's annoying,
Too sweet even cloying.
"Be yourself" isn't always the best. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,377 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lefty lamar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a natural lefty, Lamar
Only wrote with his right. How bizarre!
Someone trained him that way.
All his life they would say,
"Dextrosinistral—that's what you are." <LIMERICK_END> | 30,746 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We're sixteen, and her glance has a power
To buckle my knees, so I cower.
I'm tongue-tied and shy.
If she speaks, I must fly
To my home time to take a cold shower. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,738 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crooks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If we only could keep them in line,
All these white collar thieves (oh, those swine!)
Who we find cook their books.
Now these fine fancy crooks
Are accounting for crimes. That's just fine! <LIMERICK_END> | 5,895 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deceiving began'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The deceiving began in my youth.
I'm an absolute fibber, forsooth.
That I falsify is
Apodictic. Gee whiz!
It's the lies I like more than the truth. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,436 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'light touch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your light touch sets my consciousness free—
Blesséd bliss in the highest degree,
All my nerve endings thrumming.
Don't stop, keep it coming.
My darling, you ecstasize me. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,333 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beer goggles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They're called beer goggles, glasses you wear
(Though there aren't really spectacles there)
When you've too much to drink
Which then leads you to think
Roseanne Barr's a dead ringer for Cher. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,893 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bubby'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It begins with Buck Mulligan (chubby),
This day in Bloom's life. Molly's hubby
Meets Stephen, a friend
mountain flower at the end
I said yes I will Yes feel my bubby. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,429 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'writer clerihew'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The writer E. Clerihew Bentley
Wrote poems on chaps quite intently.
As clerihews they
Are still with us today,
And not all of them treat these chaps gently. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,830 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sans soul'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She was hired as his ace in the hole;
She'd make changes, then he'd take control.
His plan's never borne fruit.
She's a cold, empty suit:
Sans savvy, sans vision, sans soul. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,525 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ponzi'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Con men Madoff and Ponzi, et al.
Would say, "Trust me. You know I'm your pal."
"I'm a sucker. (They're born...)
So I feel so forlorn,"
Sighed each gullible guy and gulled gal. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,818 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crowstepped zigzag'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the end of the building the gable
Is crowstepped (zigzag) to enable
The roof-fixing guys
There to handily rise
To the task for their footing is stable. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,064 |
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