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MALVOLIO.
And then to have the humour of state: and after a demure
travel of regard,--telling them I know my place as I would they
should do theirs,--to ask for my kinsman Toby.
SIR TOBY.
Bolts and shackles!
FABIAN.
O, peace, peace, peace! Now, now.
MALVOLIO.
Seven of my people, with an obedient start, make out for
him: I frown the while, and perchance, wind up my watch, or play
with some rich jewel. Toby approaches; court'sies there to me:
SIR TOBY.
Shall this fellow live?
FABIAN.
Though our silence be drawn from us with cars, yet peace.
MALVOLIO.
I extend my hand to him thus, quenching my familiar smile with an
austere regard of control:
SIR TOBY.
And does not Toby take you a blow o' the lips then?
MALVOLIO.
Saying 'Cousin Toby, my fortunes having cast me on your
niece, give me this prerogative of speech':--
SIR TOBY.
What, what?
MALVOLIO.
'You must amend your drunkenness.'
SIR TOBY.
Out, scab!
FABIAN.
Nay, patience, or we break the sinews of our plot.
MALVOLIO.
'Besides, you waste the treasure of your time with a
foolish knight';
SIR ANDREW.
That's me, I warrant you.
MALVOLIO.
'One Sir Andrew':
SIR ANDREW.
I knew 'twas I; for many do call me fool.
MALVOLIO.
What employment have we here?
[Taking up the letter.]
FABIAN.
Now is the woodcock near the gin.
SIR TOBY.
O, peace! And the spirit of humours intimate reading aloud to
him!
MALVOLIO.
By my life, this is my lady's hand: these be her very
C's, her U's, and her T's; and thus makes she her great P's. It
is in contempt of question, her hand.
SIR ANDREW.
Her C's, her U's, and her T's. Why that?
MALVOLIO.
[Reads] 'To the unknown beloved, this, and my good
wishes.' Her very phrases!--By your leave, wax.--Soft!--and the
impressure her Lucrece, with which she uses to seal: 'tis my
lady. To whom should this be?
FABIAN.
This wins him, liver and all.
MALVOLIO.
[Reads]
'Jove knows I love,
But who?
Lips, do not move,
No man must know.'
'No man must know.'--What follows? the numbers alter'd!--'No man
must know':--If this should be thee, Malvolio?
SIR TOBY.
Marry, hang thee, brock!