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Why did you fall? | Okay, Davido, why is all your freestyles like spoken word poetry?

If you don't get it, forget about it. | Thanks for having me on the show.

Thanks for doing this. | I really enjoyed myself. Um, honestly, she didn't ask me what my five year plan was. She's already better, like 80% of the dates I go on. Um, but, yeah, no, I definitely.

Sorry, Timothy, I forgot a question. On the date. What's your five year plan? | Just. I just want to.

What was that? I need to make you find girl. Poverty doesn't fit me, so I want to make stuff. Maybe this can work. You want to make stuff? | I'll make things.

All right, I'm going to write that down, please. Actually, you should just gift it to me for gifting you the show 100%. | When? When you want it tomorrow? No, they Only do on Tuesdays, though.

Stock. Chicken stock. No, like beef stock. Rum. | Like stuff. Entertainment products. Sex toys.

He just said sex toys. | I didn't say that.

So let's say sex toys. | I didn't say sex toys.

Let's just sprinkle holy water on 2020. It's enough. | And say that I'm going home. It was a great date. Um, I feel, like, really connected. I mean, when I saw. When I saw those meatballs, I was just like, this is me. This is what I want. This is it.

Um, so it was just about the meatballs? | The what? No.

Um, you said it was a dream of yours to be on the show. This is why you don't listen to. He said it was a dream of his to be on the channel. Now all you can remember is the meatballs. | It's so Good. Plus, like, it just felt like the set was so dope. It just felt like an IKEA meatball situation.

Um, this compliment now feel like you're trying to compensate. | I like your hair.

You know what? I like my hair. So I'm gonna embrace that. | Yeah.

Very hairy. African. | All right.

Very hairy. Like your chest. Tim, she don't show me people your ch. Okay. I thought you were trying to like. | Covering up his chest.

Okay, so. Oh, damn. I'm not going to be here next Tuesday. | I know. So maybe next time you're in Lagos, get you some. Get some Ram tacos to you. Um, I'll send like a card, a nice card. Yeah, Taco Tuesday. All right. On the card. No one's ever used that phrase before, I'm pretty sure.

Very hairy. | It's a whole Persian organ.

He was. His chest was on button during the days and I asked him why. He said he was trying to seduce me. Was that true? | I never said that.

Fear. | Didn't say that.

But maybe also just specifically fear. Tmt. Cuz it's crazy. | She heard it. You know how people. You know how these women are. I'm sorry, are you. I heard you as soon as I said it. It was just. No, no. Yeah. I'm gonna go.

Boycotts of marriage. Hi, Timti. | Hi.

Or do you want to tell me a joke since you're a comedy person? | Um, Nigeria.

How you doing? | I'm good.

This is a normal, everyday conversation, right? | Just like the thing.

You're a fan of the show. | I, uh, love the show. I love this in particular.

Thank you. Do you think people should follow our season sponsors Ricky Ray? | 100%.

Why? | Because when I was a kid, Ricky Ray saved my life.

Describe your perfect day. | The perfect day.

Okay. Ricky just came into existence this year, but guys, follow Ricky Ray. Do something. Okay. Hopefully the smiles convinced you if everything else didn't. Did you smile? Tmz? | Yeah, technically.

All, uh, these addictions. Bittersweet intuitions. | Yay.

Describe your perfect day. So for you. | Okay, so I wake up early, around like 4pm Um, I go to the gym and I watch.

Like, is that honest? | No. Hell no. I wake up at 5pm and it's like 30. Um. No, I'm kidding. Perfect day. Start, early start, start. Um, but definitely I'll try and like, um, lift in the morning.

Lift what? Hopes, hearts, expectations. | Black queens.

Black queens. | Yeah.

Complete the sentence. Dating me is like dating me. | M is like, um, um. Watching Bad Boys 2 with the sound of. Actually, it's like watching Bad Boys 3 with the sound of.

So bad. | No, like, you know, um, it's Will Smith in his prime and Martin Lawrence is also in the film and.

But not in his prime. | I mean, hey, I don't talk about. I like talk about people's primes. You're the one that brought that up. But, uh, no, it's a good.

So who are you? Will Smith or Martinez in this scenario? | I'm, um. You know, In Bad Boys 1, they shot off a piece of Martin Lawrence's ass. I think it was Will Smith that shot off a piece of his butt cheek.

The piece of the butt cheek. | Yeah.

That's a great joke. | Comedy.

Okay. | I was finishing each other's sentences. That's dating, guys. What would you rank? Me?

This is our first date, so I can't rank here. | Yeah, but like, in the terms of first dates. First 10 seconds. Give me something. I don't like to compare.

I don't like to compare. | Top five, top. Just bottom three. Top three, number.

You know the way, like the rice at the bottom of the pot. | Sometimes the best part of the.

Sometimes it's burnt. | Yeah.

I'm not sure which one. I just think they have rice at the bottom of the. | That's good. I like that.

But I'm excited to find out what's your favorite movie of all time? | My favorite movie of all time is 100% Polar Express.

I don't think I've seen that. | Oh, it's good. Like animator. I think it's Tom Hanks and a bunch of voice actors.

Everyone knows Tom Hanks. | Yeah, everyone loves Tom Hanks. Yeah, he was the first person to get Covid. That's why I like Tom Hanks. Huh.

When it comes to dating, would you say you have a type? If so, what is it? | She has to be over 60 years old. If not, I'm not. I'm just not. I'm not there. He has to be athletes.

Hi. Hello. Is this seat taken? | I don't know. Is it?

So what are you doing on, um, this date? | I'm just like.

Or do I look over 16? | No, you don't. You. That's why, like, this. I can tell it's not. It's not going to work, but, like, you're. You're a lovely company. You know, just, like, call me in, like, 20, uh, 40, 40, uh, five years.

I think you should leave this show. | Yeah, I think I should leave right now.

Yeah, I think just get up. | We're done.

Yeah. | This was fun.