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So happy I only have 2 shifts next week......but then my mood dies cause I remember I'm going to be a mother all weekend
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I look like I've been attacked by a drunk deer today
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My cat is so frikkin annoying when I am trying to do some work, he just sits on all of my books
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Hahah. Of course I'd forget my key when no ones home!
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Grease burns hurt like a mother
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I remember you. This feeling isn't new. So please don't be scared of me.
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Word! "@RevRunWisdom: not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today #less"
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He asked was it THAT BAD I said I'm afraid so it was fucking HORRIBLE.
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Joda estoy esperando en el cuarto de mi hmna con las luces apagadas, para que cuando llegue prenderle la velita :)
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When Gamestop tells you that you have 2-day shipping, they really mean that in five days, your order will still not me shipped
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Great day love when my car gets hit..
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my mom asked me if cole caught a deer this year... mom you kill deer...
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Trying to text under the blankets while laying down in my warm bed turned into "shelby geting attacked in the face by her phone..."
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Morden Warfare RT @DashCruise: JUGGERNAUT: a literal or metaphorical force regarded as mercilessly destructive and unstoppable......
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“@SWHS_Tae: @Sharif_Williams Ctfu I still ain't get it back im supposed to get it back tomorrow”
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Cor heeft me weer opgezadeld met een berg werk, wat ie ook prima zelf had kunnen doen…
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; WHY DOESN'T MY DVD PLAYER WORK PROPERLY???!! #HitTheDvdPlayer
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Stop allowing small minded people to steal your
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"Do the thing you fear and the death of fear is certain!" ~Ralph Waldo Emerson #action
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Can't sleep..thinking about the past.
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I get lightheaded whenever they show surgical procedures on TV, my knees start to hurt, eyes squint, stomach turns, I'm such a pussy.
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About to head out to my godson bday party then off to wrestle tonight, so geeked for this day #joy :-)
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I have my Junior Meeting today
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@SweetenedWaters Thank you Mara,Tons of beautiful blessings to you as well.Its such a pleasure to have amazing people such as yourself.
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This train ride back is long then straight on the tube to work
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Toilet leak sorted this weekend...
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Idgaf how you cook it: deep fried, oven baked, smoked, etc TURKEY IS THE DRIEST MEAT EVER!! gimme HAM any day!!
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--> when you bite your cheek chewin somethin. Then get back to business, and bite it again in the same spot.
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I don't feel good and I get to go babysit
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can do the hush puppy & step!
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logo logo estarei ai so pra te ver @emeeers
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Productive dayyy, working 9-5 tomorrow
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Most eventful thanksgiving yet... Dropped the turkey and saw a deer get shot.. Ohboy.
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@CHancock1992 all right mate wanna buy a tv? fuckin do one alien #imthrowinstonesatyouman dont ring me again with that kinda bullshit
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Ooooooh shit, just found thingsaboutgirlfriends tumblr! Lets get ready to be sad!! #pityparty
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«@RevRunWisdom not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today #less»
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Thanksgiving at Christ's giving!
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i am at home and in bed and it's only ten. what is wrong with me? oh yeah, this week kicked my butt. and i have ACT.
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@hallestearns yes in 6 hours and 55 minutes that 1st period bell will be ringing in our ears.
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WE LOST OUR REMOTE, AND CAN'T CHANGE THE TV WiTHOUT iT..SO iTS VH1 FOR US
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just found out my aunt from arizona is here and coming to our thanksgiving lunch! :')
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Don't no ur own worth. Ur still seeking out girls on fb trying to get laid on ur part :(
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The new Pret A Manger in Soho is so poorly designed for the crowds. It's like walking into the Fifth Circle of hell.
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72. mancano solo 6 mesi alla prossima estate YAAAAY questo significa che mancano solo 6 mesi al mio esame.
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Excited about the idea of college lately.
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Toch nog maar even me bed in nog niet helemaal fit, zaterdag hopelijk weer helemaal de oude! #Breda
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Ok Colin just show up driving a semi.
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Just got a Christmas wreath delivered to the house! #HappyHousewarming
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Need to do some holiday baking because @MandiliciousDef has the sweetest parents!
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I very rarely am in desperate need of someone to talk to. Tonight is one of those nights. Everyone is sleeping. I'm at a loss.
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Cheers to Dec 1st! I can finally keep real butter in my fridge, eat the skin on my chicken & no more battles over cheap Ikea furniture!
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Love how our car freaking breaks down 2 miles from our house in the rain #sarcastictweet
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@Wendys yesterday I went to one of your restaurants and they were out of vanilla frosty:(
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just got told biggest LOL ever. some people neevr change.
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@treasurepeace @jesslejuillet plz dun tell to Jay who disclosed this ep (jk ekekekekeke)
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It's DECEMBER?? oh holy crap when did THAT happen?! #whatthehelldidIdowithmylifethispastyear
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Off to hang with a great bunch of kids and people @readingtokids #laughter
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@AMPooterson you are never gonna guess what shirt I'm wearing tomorrow #somethingnew
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time for an intense workout till 5:40 . . .#kms
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What was the best gift you ever received? Mine was a shirt from friends: "The girl can't rap, but she sure can write." #coolgifts
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driving back to mt. pleezy and living in the library for the day
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Think of someone you havent spoken to and reach out by some form of #smile
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Fix your gaze on Jesus today!
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@Amelia_Loves1D noo my geography homework!..and its in for first lesson!:'(
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@LoganHfan u cld put me on a list, it seems you follow alot of people, but yeh im sure u will benefit and also RT is universal <3
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@RussellBurn SUPER great ending to the day! :)
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Tallahassee radio stations and <1hr to go if traffic works with me.
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Looking forward to 2012, what has the Good Lord have in store for me!
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needs to start living for only gonna have people who bring involved in my life.
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So excited about the growth in my friend & Brother Pastor Soto. The Holy Spirit is on this kid!
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Bro team lost... .... Least he played with swag... #freshcut
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People don't even know how blessed u can be when you'ra a medical student -.- .. Nothing EVER goes smoothly
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Kinda hard to tell someone to stop using their voice when they are the queen of car singing
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lala land.. RT @BeadsSomething: So true! Best thing ever. RT @REe_sQrd: That afternoon nap on your parents bed. \☺/
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Cut My Damn Foot
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Credits at the beginning of a movie are really annoying!
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@br1tn1h0p3 we were. they separated us at birth so we wouldnt take over the music world at age 8.
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That awkward moment when your horoscope says that "Your kids will have a wondrous day." ??
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Nightmare is over! Pure at Commonwealth Stadium! Sure hope to see Matt Roark as the "Y" at basketball game tonight. #BBN @3Matthias
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People talk about things being awkward, awkwardness only enters a situation if you allow it too, awkwardness comes from
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Seeing the Iphone 4S advert and wanting it! Way out of my budget!
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My Father decides to show up for Thanksgiving?
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We Have A Crystal Vanity In The Guest Room && Gma Still Don't Trust Me Alone In The Room
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The music in Rick Perry's anti-gay, anti-non-Christian ad was composed by Aaron Copland, who was gay and Jewish. #weareeverywhere
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@_John_Henson_ nothing worse then a negative KD ratio
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For everyone, that was just a plain lanyard and keychain. But for me, that was his heart and all. :">
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Soooo glad that my first day back from break we're learning about penises..... #welcomeback
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Any other day it would be fine to record a video of LA streets but since the cops are the they it spreading.
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@letaliaR Because I'm the only twin kid without dimples so anyway thats my nickname for him dont be mean ladybug! hehe
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I'm not telling my mum & sisters that I'll be home before them. ^_^
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So instead of Going out to dinner for my birthday on Sunday my dad brother & cousins are Going to the Broncos & Chargers game -____-
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I miss Mitch. Ahhh can't stand being without my best friend ):
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13 Days til i will be 18. Finally one year closer to being as old as i look. However old that even is..
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That painful moment when you see someone really attractive at a random place & know that you'll never see them again.
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Hanging out with peeps when they smoking...and just sitting there. #fuckdiversion
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Being the reason of a friend's smile.
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@variousfruits @variousfruits It's sweet how your movie watching is really reflecting the holiday spirit #bloodlust #gore
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waiting for someone else to make you happy is the best way to be sad. find your own happiness and run with it.
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heck, sometimes i think i'm being followed by local police but i don't cause they're probably just protecting my right to protest.
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Ready to watch burrcats kick ass the BOB!
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