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In your anger do not sin”: Do not let the sun go down while you are still angry.
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"In thy presence is fullness of joy." Psalms 16:11 #jesustweeters
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"Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of happiness." ~ Lao tzu
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"Use to throw them into disarray."-Master Sun #TheArtOfWar
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When people fall asleep while you're texting them<<<<<<
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Are animals happy? How could you say? Is it all about serotonin levels or the lack of flawed psychology?
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It's some sick people in this world... messin with lil boys,
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Just bought a treat for some friends @flyncupcake and when I delivered found out they just became a sponsor. #ilovemyjob
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That moment when you find someone else's food in yours at HuHot
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listening to classics while completing a pile of homework,
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Youre the reason for my youre the reason for my youre the reason #iamwhoiam you are #everything.
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@luffwoto Loved it ... belgium is a pretty place ... but sadly i had the flue :(
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..that song that was in my head, the dance tune I didn't know the name of...well a remix is 1hr22mins into this mix. What a treat!
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The ridges on a penis head are actually there to scoop out the "remnants" left behind by another male...
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Such a good day to be home. I love having friends that just know me so well.
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I spend 1.5 hours in traffic to end up in a place I hate where I get bored to death.
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the guy you like is at work and he can't text you back </3
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NYC "terror plot" foiled yesterday but waits until prime time Sunday to announce it. Yeah. Right. #Repression #tpot
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Une salle d'attente chez le médecin. Un mec. Moi. Du Cabrel à la radio. Le mec me fixe depuis 5 minutes.
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"A cheerful look brings joy to the heart, and good news gives health to the bones." Proverbs 15:30
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watching the snow/sleet fall outside... time for second turbo session of the week - winter training yo
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@garwboy @D_Rodders I once went to a lecture called "children die too"
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A friend once told me, "The secret to a long marriage is not to get divorced! @b_notay
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driving and sneezing on the highway
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So after my tooth crumbled earlier this wk, I'm finally @ the dentist to get it extracted. #sarcasm #fear
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I would breeze through them Spiders, the Snakes however... different matter
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So I told my teachers I would be& school on Thursday... Turns out my appointment has now been moved to a different date
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“@RevRunWisdom not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today #less”
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I have 15 pages of papers to type over break
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What a joy to practice Mindfulness in the presence of people you love #loving kindness.
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I am breaking my twitter-silence to announce the completion of my last college project. EVER.
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Just me and my boss tonight at work...#killmenow
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RT @RevRunWisdom: not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today #less
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ahh...............tomorrow will be a long day
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It's a shame that there are still no Secret Garden DVDs available here in Japan! Wonder who is holding their hands on a release..
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I am happy its warm outside not happy that I have a flat tire on my bike...
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people who make fun of other people to make themselves feel better just me
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Finally some rest...after three weeks of daily working, trying to get in a Xmas spirit for my grandchildren whose mother is sick.
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This week is going to suck. Completely and utterly suck.
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I'm gonna miss 2hrs of the Hog game tomorrow due to work.
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CRAP! Didn't think I'd have to know and understand statistics ever again... Damn you, Marketing Research!!!!!!
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Sweet merciful heavens, there's a sequel!!
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- cant wait to see these beautiful faces at parkview tomorrow !
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@thebodyshopuk My children fill me with I'm so proud of them and feel so lucky to have them in my life!
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Woonkamer is verworden tot een warboel van plakband, glitter en ontbijtkoek (gnagna!) met hier&daar een kartelschaar - dat rijmt.
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If he was 8 yrs old LeBron would @NBADailyDose @NepeanTX Now that Shaq is retired, no active NBA player has dunked on Antoine Carr
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I gotta start putting up Christmas stockings for @SantaDearest to fill. Happy Saturday #Joy XOXO
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Haven't packed a thing for today's trip and I'm leaving at 11AM.
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«@100prayingwomen Give me that I can't explain...."give that"... #MAILImusic #KirkFranklin» Gimme that, dats my JAM, #8 on the album!!
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secretly learning a song on the piano. my parents will crap themselves when I preform for them Christmas day #cheapgift
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Mijn weekend was echt geweldig, Vrijdag kreeg ik te horen dat ik naar RHCP ga :D en ook nog hele weekend bij Luc
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Discussing Osbournes mini budget in Economics. Making Labours case and @edballsmp 5 point plan to a room full of unpolitical students
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i'm not even close to having an idea for my essay and all i want to do is lie in my bed and eat french fries.
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And just to top off the lovely mood I'm in, we get to spend an hour and a half talking about the holocaust
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I hate sneezing. Once I start I just can't stop. Ah, right after I typed stop I sneezed again.
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Well this is a twist in finals week. Chris just showed up at my apartment
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eating a candy cane..
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love being blasted by the scent of cherry cough syrup when I open my car door #browning #rookiemistake @ResaLisa
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@neilhimself my copy of fragile things is gone, either Cthulhu ate it...or the police at the occupy rallies have been in my room.
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The racist woman on the tram made a fool of herself, what an ignorant idiot & to swear infront of your little child like that smh!
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Sleepin on the job , Gets a tap on the shoulder , Lifts up head & says "AMEN" ! LOL
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@kirstiealley aaawww you made my day :) love you #happy <33333
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Wife's Christmas gifts? Check.
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just got a 52 out of 50 on a quiz.....didnt even know there was extra credit.
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maybe its a good Idea 2 recall our in & send them back their ambassador in till things Calm Down #pakistan
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Thank God I don't get the NFL network so I don't have I watch this shit
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@nightdreamer isn't that sad though? That there's been no game that just got it completely right?
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@GoDjDatboi man that was a crazy set! Ur on ya $hyt... But so am I! Lol
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Friends just wants to make me cry all the time... #butiloveit
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Rejoice with your family in the beautiful land of life! ~Albert Einstein || rt @Einstein_BOT
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i had actual Thanksgiving food today... but no pie
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@lexkeenan follow me back - thts the least you cud do since you dnt talk to me anymore :(:(
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Jus decided I'm coming to visit Ma lil brudah @Use2_butfuckit in a day when igot two days off #surprise ;)
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@_captainmorg yeah, but I have a strange feeling it's sarcasm cause I tweeted a few days ago I wanted to be one hahaha
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I can still feel the last patron shot in my throat..
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Last class of the semester! Leaving early to go back to NY, and surprise my mom for her birthday! #secrettweet
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Gotta love driving home topless
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Oh good, the new Community is a singing episode.
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Morgen nog school vrijdag vrij op vrijdag: leren/ iets doen aan de surprise! #shit
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mom just told me to bring everything i wanted for christmas up on the computer so she can order it online.shes calling me lazy?
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And I am thankful for @jccarm who always has a song to sing
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“@RevRunWisdom: not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today #less” #nofear
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I wish harry potter was never ending
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Thanksgiving soon, to bad I can't enjoy it
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again, maybe you learn something this time: is what makes a clear mind clouded.
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The overwhelming i felt when #coldplay sang a second song. The only good thing #xfactor has done this year is get them on the show. <3
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After Doug's sermon on "Peace" this morning, we start observing the third week of Advent: "Joy." #advent
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Bought an e-machine from a friend. Cheap, but the motherboard was fried...
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Much hatred for his auto tuned repetitive 'music'
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I finally decide to leave the office and it's starts bucketing down again.
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will be spending my night on the 4th floor of the library!!
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this may actually be the true definition of "@vintagececilia: I'm so mad at the idea of you."
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Mijn is af, hij is echt vet cool. Mama heeft me een beetje geholpen met mijn #gedicht. Nu gauw naar school!
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We r out shopping. Me & mr fish and 2 bil and mil. Bought a ornament started to cry had to leave store. Does this get easier?
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Happy Saturday! Today's going to be a good day!! #blessed #thankful
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@TheBodyShopUK has to be the comfort and calm of a sleepping newborn :)
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@Baysidette @v_reyes @yankeecremoso big ass regalo on her back
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@Bryant1209 @PamieHENDRIX man James please kill yourself before i do. as you can see they're afraid to give kobe CP3 #blackmamba
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Lost my Beanie at school and bombed a Spanish quiz
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Mrs Carole at Baptist Physical Therapy, you're too nice. Thanks for the Chick Fil A!
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