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there's a hot chick in the car ahead of you and a lane over, and the guy in front of you is driving 10 mph.
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May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, so that by the power of the Holy Spirit you may abound in hope. #hope
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Schaatsabonnementen zijn nog maar een paar dagen verkrijgbaar voor 25 euro!! Wees er dus snel bij #ijsbaanhaaren
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@WolfskullJack lol yeh ok, recovering from a cold just in time for my first day back to work! #sarcasm
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@RevdRoy they're not making it?!!! But why. Why would they give us hope then not make it?. I mean that's just cruel.
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Some k.d. lang for the drive home. Got some serious bargains today
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when your family order food when your #SICK1!
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today = shitcockfuckballsandshitdickarsetwat mixed with overwhelming feelings of joy. confusing times. need a gin. #getmeagin
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im actually in a decent mood this morning,
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I did. All I could ever make out was hair and sometimes butt. You couldn't tell who was who though.
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need to write an english essay for tomorrow....
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Sagittarians rock RT @Bonang_M: My honey's birthday in 5 days... ♥
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still remains my biggest obstacle to overcome. Woman down for a while. #confessiontweet
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I wish I could go to the black Friday sale at target. I want pointless stuff that I wouldn't buy if it wasn't like "free"
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It's kind of depressing when I keep losing followers.
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Bedtime & 7am practice in the morning #timetogetbetter
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[Alerte sur mon iphone] le parti Russie Unie de Vladimir Poutine arrive en tête aux législatives
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«@RevRunWisdom not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today #less»
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"@Andy_Staples: LSU fans in this bar thrilled that Ok. State is hammering Oklahoma.". LSU doesn't want to play Bama again.
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Don't ever feed into because it makes you lose sight of what's most important.
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Seriously people. Time to get in the Christmas spirit already.
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So I was at work and I was emptying the trash in the women's bathroom. Why did I find a tube of Vagisil on the floor???
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Les mecs à la sortie du metro 4 à gdn, et qui attendent que tu passes pour degainer leur toupie lumineuse
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A chunk of our tree lights are out. I have to go to the STORE ahhhhhh!
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Apple should just add HDMI ports to the damn MacBook pro. Seriously that thunderbolt/display shit is stupid as hell. I will smash it.
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Wondering how my aunt will react when she finds out I'm a veggie.
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Dang my barber dont work Saturday! I have to wait till next week for a haircut!
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hoy comprobé que cuando se esta en la oscuridad hasta la misma sombra lo abandona a uno...
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Work is soooo slow, ready to have a great saturday
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I have to admit, I really hated until of course they came out with good remixes of her depressing, whiny songs. #NGAGE
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Changed my twitter name because @_faithcheers said people might find out were in love ;(
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Not changing the date on your watch can seriously put a spanner in the works...
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Mala Rodriguez is on Rome Santos album? she's a beast! I love her music
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Phooson..5 days away..gonna have one happy daughter!
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Espero con ansias toparme esa recopilación de cuentos de terror de #RLStine jajaja gusto culposo!!
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Till 10 dec 2010... What can't happen to us this season! RT @mufcfans: Wolves have not won at Old Trafford since February 1980 #MUFC
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school rings to say that Phoebe wont be back till 1.30am this morning! Delayed by traffic leaving Brussels and missed ferry slot
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This is the worst hangover since New Year's day of 2010. My spew looks like blood. #thinkimayactuallybedying
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People want everything to change whilst wanting everything to stay the same. #PauloCoelho
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@jessedeflorio you should change your bio... you're not on the road with AI anymore.
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Oh no, not allowed to leave my room! #HAS #STARTED
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Pizza Hut just delivered my pizza 20 minutes early AND it is one of the top five best pizzas I've ever had from there.
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@DanOD5 you did, i shall repay you with an even better christmas gift #secretsanta
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Getting ur history on ur computer read aloud would suck!
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Ur hair is soo greasy dude shower
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@LouisVanRoy mijn voorziene plannen van morgen vallen net als die v vnv in het water, maar keb nog een plan C ;)
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@lilybriody you've burst my left eardrum!!
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For When you are your is PHYSICALLY not capable of correctly perceiving #emotion
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ROFL that's amazing, will u find an excuse to be out?& @13percentshark ...They're having an Ann Summers party on Wednesday night.
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Ok naar crèche voor knutselavond. @vandervlies opperde een drol van ontbijtkoek maar het wordt vast iets braafs
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Buying stuff in batman boxers and watching everyone around me stare at my crotch..
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@Lauren_Mannion haha it's the same guy from the summer! #iknow its a long time for a guy to have my attention this long! #weird
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I never knew Mila Kunis was the voice for Meg on Family Guy.
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Halfway done* with Christmas shopping!!!
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I have consumed what I usually consume in a year in an hour... Too much lamb
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not got an advent calender for tomorrow :(
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Finally got fish back in my tank. Now I have something too look at
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Boodat! I need a protege. @MusicHead2011: BassMonsterTIFF when you leave there's no one to follow in your footsteps.
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@nealsdeli pastrami biscuit is the best thing since oh my god
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pissed the fuck off, aboutta just go to the gym to take my out
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Don't wanna sit through an hour of geology. Running on two hours of sleep. Still have to study tonight.
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Curled up on the sofa, watching disney films, ahhh X
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Feel like I haven't talked to @FlexxBeaTz in forever
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would HAVE!! RT @Emilys_Heart_ Nearly picked up the pot of chili to put on my toast instead of jam.... That would of been a nice
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If you're hungry, you won't be punished for your choices. nothing!
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Although now a little concerned that this is a perfect storm for some sort of crappy horror story?
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If we believed that someone wanted to take care of us maybe we would believe in taking care of each other. >
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@alisonhaislip Green Bay is now the Mother of Democracy and the Father of Civilization?
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I don't want to talk about this Evil Dead remake. Some things are sacred (churches, Star Wars, etc.) and so IS FUCKING BRUCE CAMPBELL
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-we all dill with it..but don't know how ta handle it..
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The worst part of my day is when i find my ice cream bowl is empty.
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I get to wear my band outfit again this morning
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my life is a mess, what is wrong with me?
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there is a mob outside my door trying to catch the squirrel they let into the building
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Expressing anger is not getting it out of your system but feeding it. Only understanding & can neutralise #dharmaoftheday
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"It's being alive that makes you rich." ~Notes from The Universe
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6 hours of listening to someone speak about genetics
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Finished all my damn assignments with an hour and a half to spare, goodnight twitter, off to take a cat nap. See you in two hours
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Guest arrival !! woo so happy :DDDDDD
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@colleenchiuchiu enjoy it I fuckin lost the money
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'It will rain' isn't that bad of a song??
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Bad thing about this week is we can't miss a day bc of exams
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I wanna get the fuck outta this house but it doesn't look like its gonna happen.
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so tired....don't want break to be over just yet :(
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Now that I won't be swimming every day after school, this means a daily, unwanted visit to the YMCA is necessary.
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@PinkScooter_ this room so dark I'm so scared!
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Welp time to study for the next few days...
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Humor. & understanding of the role plays in life bringing wealth richness.otherwise #StayFarAwayFromMeIf not
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he told me his favorite music was COUNTRY music.
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My girls jus took me to an adult store. Lol they some fools ahaha
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@LizzieMMoreno in the real world rapist don't use lube
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'Gripped by fear' is an oddly apt phrase for times when it feels like fear is gripping you. It's like you're being gripped by fear.
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Very Happy to wake up with no work for 3 days, still got lots to do today.
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@Hollypmn you're home SO SOON!!! I cannot even begin to explain my excitement about seeing your face again and tucking into a carvery!!
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Look me in my eyes, please dont be scared of me. I remember you, this feeling isnt new.
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I Get Along With Strong Ppl Who Don't Let Others Talk Down On Them
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@greysonchance can't wait till friday! and the mhmm...wonder what it is ;)
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isn't a bad #emotion. It can be a #motivating force that urges us 2 #change things that don't work. #recovery #survivors
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Okay. Time to show what talent we've got hidden away. Can't wait to see everyone! #england
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Omg eew.dont ever be fat.not cute.& post a twitpic of u in a bra & a granny thong that doesnt even match!Ughh what guy likes that?
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