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I've paced distraught as a motherless child hunched and heavy hearted
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Fell asleep after I finished cleaning my room haha. Now on to the office and downstairs #sarcasm
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“@RevRunWisdom: not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today #less”
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@marissanb I always feel bad when we leave the dog all alone
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I got iOffered a $40k scholarship to study math in undergrad...and i turned it down...
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The end is near for Hoopty. We've had good times, but I might need to put him down soon.
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I'm raging! so they expected me to actually STARVE all weekend?!?!?!? Ok kooooooool words will be had....
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lmao girl i had nothing else to do RT @BruhImCREOLE_ @FlirtatiousJuju startin yah work late young lady. Lmfao
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Spending time with my daddy. He knows how to make my day a little brighter #grapejuice
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:O I have unauthorized access to my Ave Maria College emials #officallygone
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my first and favorite class of college is over, BUT Im so happy I'm a comm major because that hopefully means i'll see @jhlu again!
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Ugh @steelers game isn't showing on ANY of my channels.
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Been in my living room for almost 2 days straight lol......
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What would you be doing right now if you wasn't afraid... Don't let stop you!!!!
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I honestly spent wayyy too much money. Im such an impulse buyer....
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Good morning world! Work til 11:30 then school #killme
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The wind just sounded like a woman SCREAMING. #helterskelter
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Don't get the impression that you arouse my anger. You see, one can only be angry with those he respects. ~Richard M. Nixon
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He think he so in luv, he in luv wit a slut.
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@rezamarashi the shah: "As the rest of the country starves, i'll have some peacock and sorbet" GHARBZADEGI at its finest. #iran
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I'm offended to learn @JLoComedy isnt following me on twitter. #isitbecauseidontmakeyoucupcakes
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Don't get the impression that you arouse my anger. You see, one can only be angry with those he respects. ~Richard M. Nixon
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Weeping may endure for a night, but cometh in the morning. Ps. 30.5 #TY \0/ #ElRoi ! \0/
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I have the biggest headache and have to write 2 papers -_-#killmenow
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When you notice every nurse and dentist around is wearing yellow goggles,
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Because I am extremely cranky and worn out, I would like to announce that my 1yo niece, Little Green, said my name this weekend!
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Time to head to class,
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Time to start on this essay.
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I have got to go out today, I can hear a wheelie bin being blown down the street. I guess it's a bit windy. Oh and raining
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Yo ho ho, back to work I go.
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Final Exam in Computers and Society
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breaking dawn was pretty good. if you still havent watched it. wait after the credits!
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Listening to the Apple Customer Support Hold Music. Now playing New Order: Age of Consent Come hang out. ♫♪
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That corny shit played out b. You done killed that shit 6 moons ago.
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performance with a comedian dell Arte during the startup competition. ;o) #LeWeb
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is to do calc problems....that has been my life for the last 3 hours and will be for the rest of the night
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my day consists of working from 1-10, driving in snow, and studying for math.
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*wanders the downtown area w @im_no_ser, ppl watching & ears perked at all the noise & gossip* #war #winter @Rhaegal_
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4 days until an entire month of happiness!
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i love walking in my house and having a 9 foot christmas tree standing where my favorite chair was..
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back to sleepless nights. 8 o'clock class included..
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Where there is there is #creation. Where there is no joy there is no creation: know the nature of joy. ~ Veda Upanishads #quote
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it's funny how money can change everything.
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Worked four hours, now I get to go home and do my math homework.
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when my iris has a red circle around it i think that means my contact aint going in tomorrow ...
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i have this old acne scar on my neck, all my coworkers think it's a hickey, i just say 'no, it was a zit'
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The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is on! And The Godfather 1 & 2 both come on later today on AMC! Set your DVRs! Happy Thanksgiving
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oh gosh I feel a hunger headache coming on ... -_-.
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Back to reality in the morning
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Haha ik vraag een lokaal met internet en krijg er eentje zonder. Lang leve internet en mijn presentatie op dropbox.
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@RevRunWisdom tells us that we've sacrificed more than others. tells us it's time 2 worry about the future. 

Luke 9:3
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@whiteoakwoman17 is giving, loving, peaceful..
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@samuellaurent putain c'est ce qui m'attend. Je n'ose pas commencer.
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I wish everyone could see the look on the face of @annmariebrok as she listens to 'Wait' from Ying Yang Twins for the first time.
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"Till He appeared and the soul felt its worth.& thrill of hope, the weary soul rejoices" #itsonlythe10th @NPoleAthBranch
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win. overtime game with a ranked team on a wednesday night
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I had such a bad night sleep last night because of this stupid cold
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Thank you you guys for all the support we will be playing at either 3 45 or 5 so come watch your favorite team
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Brilliant! There is a guy at lunch with an affected lisp. There is also an Elizabeth at the table. She will not be referred to as Liz
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I love when your having a great day and then one thing ruins your whole day
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So exhausted ! First day at work !!
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Just got off the phone with my mom and Desi for the last time. The next time I hear their voices-it'll be in person!
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I want to be pregnant again just so I can be fat with impunity. Can't blame my almost one-year old for my big ass anymore.
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long night and now a long day ahead of me
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Bored night ahead of sitting inside while it rains.
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Come, let us sing for joy to the LORD; let us shout aloud to the Rock of our salvation Psalm 95:1 #INSPIREyourSPHERE
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So jealous of all of you that are eating Thanksgiving meal... I'm playing soccer.
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I figured out something very complicated for me in illustrator and I just had to tweet about it!
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I hate it when I catch a wiff of someone elses fart.....
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Celebrate today. It's pink! <3
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Ready for paranoia? Satan: associated w/color red, would love to distract you away from Jesus on Christmas. Now move the N: SaNta.
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I miss the old Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon........
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@EricLBoles tells us that we've sacrificed more than others. tells us it's time 2 worry about the future. 

Luke 9:3
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@andywickspaints @AlanMagee Not true, that was who the conversation was with, he's being very cool... #fire #war #pestilence
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A fatpig like kenny should roll himself in a pool of syrup.Then lock himself in a cage under the sun. Let some red ants bite him.
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Currently on my way back home frm doin A lil Shopn for my Wife @dreadhead1384 Honey:)
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the fireman .
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Ei tu...leggimi da qui se vuoi. Su fb ti ho oscurato. Non mi va che pensino che io sia
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cold and feel really ill. the joys of england and its illness.x
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5,679 |
Good Morning, remember life is what you make it! So live, love, & laugh!
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5,680 |
Einstein's theory of relativity and how it relates to space travel...
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Ppl that wear sneakers with suits and claim the walk to work is their daily exercise u me
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You follow me i follow u i dnt play that u follow me i wait till u tell me to followback naw ! im unfollow me i unfollow u
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Finally gave in - put put all the flip flops away and moved the winter clothes to the front of the closet. Must... not... weep...
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Have you ever been so overjoyed like sitting and thinking about where you're going? It just makes you appreciate the grind ur in now.
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That moment of panic when the toilet seat slips whilst you're wiping your arse.
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Good start to my day.
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Amazing, my whole week is going to be spent practically at school.
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1:20 am, time to sleep going shopping somewhere tomorrow....wonder where :)
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@AlexaETownsend wait a minute, @alyssamarquardt knows how to tweet?
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Aww my babe wants to know what his huge present is but why ain't he patient lol! :-.)
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is my best accessory. It doesn’t go out of style, doesn’t have an expiry date & looks great whether I wear it w/jeans or black dress.
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Fucking Egg mentions. Blow TF outta me
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Aunty, I didnt make twitter 2 follow u,I see u at my house everydAy. Of course I didn't say that out loud..
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Guess what got delivered to my house today?!?! Not gonna lie I LOVE my Mommy Chola and boyfriend Mr. Jose Tapia #thankful
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~all too often, people mistake aggression for even though the bravest souls among us occupy the weakest bodies.~ ~
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After today. Half the world be lifted off my shoulder. The other half will be Bio 1010 on Monday. #collegekidproblems
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Another rousing weekend fundraising at war memorial #sarcastictweet
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Its going to be an interesting day today, I have no idea what is planned
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GUYS! On the TV guide it said on the spot was on so I of course clickes but it WASNT!
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