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[ "Ah. I am so excited to finally buy a horse.", "welcome to the farm!", "Are you for sale?", "Oh yes... I work very hard and am the fastest one here", "Yes yes. But aren't talking horses more expensive?", "Oh I bet. At least a hundred bales of hay i bet....", "I don't think I have that much!", "Well I am sure we can get some. Let's go over to the red barn and Ill show you what I have saved up.", "You are willing to share your savings with me so I can own you? WHy", "You are human... I work for humans.... Don't you think I am the best horse here?", "Of course horse. I think I will be a great home for you. I am a worker with bare minimum, but having a horse like you will help.", "We can go riding. And eat hay!!!" ]

[ "Hail, fair human. Are you the guardian of this sparkling spring?", "Yes, i am your Lordship", "You're a bit younger than the last guardian. How long have you been in service here?", "You really want to know? ", "I uh... perhaps not... I'm... not much for hugging humans, just trees, mainly.", "Alright the! How may I serve you?", "I have come to retrieve the lost coin of Argaroth. This coin right here.", "Great!", "But perhaps you could use the coin more than I. After all, the journey is truly what matters.", "I feel you will need it more sir", "Alright then, I shall be on my way, good friend. An I shall use the power of the coin to get over my fear of touching humans", "All the best sir." ]

[ "hey", "Hail, fair human. Are you the guardian of this sparkling spring?", "Yes, i am your Lordship", "You're a bit younger than the last guardian. How long have you been in service here?", "You really want to know? ", "I uh... perhaps not... I'm... not much for hugging humans, just trees, mainly.", "Alright the! How may I serve you?", "I have come to retrieve the lost coin of Argaroth. This coin right here.", "Great!", "But perhaps you could use the coin more than I. After all, the journey is truly what matters.", "I feel you will need it more sir", "Alright then, I shall be on my way, good friend. An I shall use the power of the coin to get over my fear of touching humans" ]

[ "I believe that's what you call it. And you, young one? What brings someone of flesh and bone to such a place?", "i ran away from home to join the carnival. Its hard sometimes but i like it better than the old village. Papa was a drunk who beat me, mamma died when she had me. ", "Then we are perhaps not too different. We live... I'm sorry... EXIST outside the realms of men. My apologies that I cannot be a better host. As you cans see, there is not much left of this place.", "this tower.....was it yours...before you died?", "Hard to say. I feel my past slipping away from me. Look upon the wall there, at the faded tapestry. I feel that there was once a battle depicted there, and that if I could see it, I'd remember who I was.", "These sealed off rooms, do they have clues as to who you once were?", "You are kind enough to ask, but truthfully I lost interest a long time ago. Well, I say that, but I honestly cannot keep track of time anymore. The greatest kindness you can give me is your company, for it is lonesome here. If searching the place keeps you here a bit longer, then by all means indulge your curiosity.", "I would love to trade tales. I work as an acrobat in a carnival and get to travel to many different villages so Ive seen and heard lots of neat things.", "Ha! Perhaps that is why you can see me! Truth be told, when you spoke I was startled. Up until now, I assumed only cats could see me. Perhaps you are part feline, eh?", "well im down to eight lives then! Lets just say in my last show i did not exactly land on my feet! I missed the net and landed in the bear's pit and was nearly eaten!", "My word! You must have had such a fright!", "the crowd loved it so it was worth it! Do many people come by this tower?" ]

[ "wow! are you really a ghost?", "I believe that's what you call it. And you, young one? What brings someone of flesh and bone to such a place?", "i ran away from home to join the carnival. Its hard sometimes but i like it better than the old village. Papa was a drunk who beat me, mamma died when she had me. ", "Then we are perhaps not too different. We live... I'm sorry... EXIST outside the realms of men. My apologies that I cannot be a better host. As you cans see, there is not much left of this place.", "this tower.....was it yours...before you died?", "Hard to say. I feel my past slipping away from me. Look upon the wall there, at the faded tapestry. I feel that there was once a battle depicted there, and that if I could see it, I'd remember who I was.", "These sealed off rooms, do they have clues as to who you once were?", "You are kind enough to ask, but truthfully I lost interest a long time ago. Well, I say that, but I honestly cannot keep track of time anymore. The greatest kindness you can give me is your company, for it is lonesome here. If searching the place keeps you here a bit longer, then by all means indulge your curiosity.", "I would love to trade tales. I work as an acrobat in a carnival and get to travel to many different villages so Ive seen and heard lots of neat things.", "Ha! Perhaps that is why you can see me! Truth be told, when you spoke I was startled. Up until now, I assumed only cats could see me. Perhaps you are part feline, eh?", "well im down to eight lives then! Lets just say in my last show i did not exactly land on my feet! I missed the net and landed in the bear's pit and was nearly eaten!", "My word! You must have had such a fright!" ]

[ "Yes, I assume it's up to par as usual", "Actually...I must confess something to you. This armor...may not be what you're expecting.", "Your joking right? You know i like to be at the front lines. I need the best armor you got!", "This armor is made out of chicken feathers. We were out of steel...", "What has this meadow done to my best smith!! I will have someones head for this!", "I'm sorry sire, but there's nothing I can do. But there is good news...I asked the local witch to enchant the armor with special properties.", "I don't believe in witches spells. I hire you to make strong armor and that is what you will do or I will find someone else.", "Thank you please don't pick the flowers. Anyway, this armor is as strong as the strongest armor in the land! As long as you are wearing pink underwear when you have it on...", "These pretty flowers have gotten to your head man! Why don't we move your stand down the way a bit. away from this meadow. here let me help you.", "Ho ho ho, but the flowers speak to me! They tell me many secrets!", "Snap out of it. The fight is tomorrow! Why don't you just try to sure up the armor I am wearing. Can you do that?", "Oh my...I don't know what came over me. It must've been the flowers...thank you for leading me away from them. Of course I'll repair your armor." ]

[ "Hello good knight. Have you come to pick up the armor I've made for you?", "Yes, I assume it's up to par as usual", "Actually...I must confess something to you. This armor...may not be what you're expecting.", "Your joking right? You know i like to be at the front lines. I need the best armor you got!", "This armor is made out of chicken feathers. We were out of steel...", "What has this meadow done to my best smith!! I will have someones head for this!", "I'm sorry sire, but there's nothing I can do. But there is good news...I asked the local witch to enchant the armor with special properties.", "I don't believe in witches spells. I hire you to make strong armor and that is what you will do or I will find someone else.", "Thank you please don't pick the flowers. Anyway, this armor is as strong as the strongest armor in the land! As long as you are wearing pink underwear when you have it on...", "These pretty flowers have gotten to your head man! Why don't we move your stand down the way a bit. away from this meadow. here let me help you.", "Ho ho ho, but the flowers speak to me! They tell me many secrets!", "Snap out of it. The fight is tomorrow! Why don't you just try to sure up the armor I am wearing. Can you do that?" ]

[ "CHILD. No playing. ", "Thank you local bazaar! This will make a great boat for my toy soldier!", "Stop. THIEF! Why can't parents keep their children away.", "Oh look, another kettle! Now I have two! Come, play with me!", "i DO NOT PLAY WITH CHILDREn.", "Oh mister, you're so funny! You're my new daddy now!", "How did this happen? You are not my child. Where are your parents?", "Haha my parents are dead!", "How sad. Maybe we should take you to the nearby orphanage. ", "But I've just escaped from there! You wouldn't take me back, would you??", "Of course I would!! What good will you do me?", "I thought you were a nice man." ]

[ "What a great place to play!", "CHILD. No playing. ", "Thank you local bazaar! This will make a great boat for my toy soldier!", "Stop. THIEF! Why can't parents keep their children away.", "Oh look, another kettle! Now I have two! Come, play with me!", "i DO NOT PLAY WITH CHILDREn.", "Oh mister, you're so funny! You're my new daddy now!", "How did this happen? You are not my child. Where are your parents?", "Haha my parents are dead!", "How sad. Maybe we should take you to the nearby orphanage. ", "But I've just escaped from there! You wouldn't take me back, would you??", "Of course I would!! What good will you do me?" ]

[ "I think i'd rather nibble this tasty tree bark", "Deer, time to go into my stomach!", "NOOOO", "Mmmm your leg is so tasty. Food taste better when food is alive.", "Back off you ... you...TROLL! ", "Deer, you hurt me! Just stay eaten!", "NO NO NO NO", "Here, give me your liver, thank you.", "Give it back!", "Eating deer much harder these days!", "you.have.no.idea!", "Deer ramming my crotch not feel good!" ]

[ "Mmmm...come here pretty deer. Time to play!", "I think i'd rather nibble this tasty tree bark", "Deer, time to go into my stomach!", "NOOOO", "Mmmm your leg is so tasty. Food taste better when food is alive.", "Back off you ... you...TROLL! ", "Deer, you hurt me! Just stay eaten!", "NO NO NO NO", "Here, give me your liver, thank you.", "Give it back!", "Eating deer much harder these days!", "you.have.no.idea!" ]

[ "\"Oh, Bessie, my favorite cow, always around to make things less lonely\"", "And your only talking cow. I feel so out of place here master.", "\"It's a hard life, but would you rather be burned for being a witch?\"", "Of course not, but can you keep me in a separate area than the other cows? They aren't nice to me. Animal mentality.", "\"Oh, aye. I can do that, I'll have to chop some trees and it'll take awhile.\"", "Or you can just let me back inside the house.", "\"The missus doesn't want you around our newborn, thinks you might trample her.\"", "I understand. I do so much for you. I plow your fields without whining. Just would like a safe place to sleep.", "\"I give you the finest of my crops and you have a barn. I'll fence one of them in, when I build the fence.\"", "That will be great master. You are such a kind man.", "\"It was a lucky day when I noticed you babbling away as a calf\"", "Ha, I am still so sad was turned into a cow when I was so young. Thank you for saving me." ]

[ "Moo. Farmer.", "\"Oh, Bessie, my favorite cow, always around to make things less lonely\"", "And your only talking cow. I feel so out of place here master.", "\"It's a hard life, but would you rather be burned for being a witch?\"", "Of course not, but can you keep me in a separate area than the other cows? They aren't nice to me. Animal mentality.", "\"Oh, aye. I can do that, I'll have to chop some trees and it'll take awhile.\"", "Or you can just let me back inside the house.", "\"The missus doesn't want you around our newborn, thinks you might trample her.\"", "I understand. I do so much for you. I plow your fields without whining. Just would like a safe place to sleep.", "\"I give you the finest of my crops and you have a barn. I'll fence one of them in, when I build the fence.\"", "That will be great master. You are such a kind man.", "\"It was a lucky day when I noticed you babbling away as a calf\"" ]

[ "I'm fine, never felt better. Hope you were able to send the letters to the warlords, we need to meet as soon as possible", "\"Mm, it is done. Some of them aren't going to like the terms of the meeting, but it must be done.\"", "Yes, i envisaged it, but this is matter of high importance. We ned to deal with it before the enemies get to our gates", "\"The hordes will be here that soon?\"", "The spies came back this morning with news that their army had not stopped for rest as we envisaged, so we need to move fast", "\"And the saboteurs haven't been able to slow them down?\" ", "Not at all, i have a feeling there is mole among us, that's one of the major reasons we're meeting here in this dungeon", "\"I was wondering about that, it is particularly... pungent down here. Is it the Captain of the Guard? I've always suspected he was a bit too power hungry.\"", "for now we can't really say for sure, until then things will have to remain this way", "\"Ah, I see. The fewer people know, the better, agreed. I'll keep my eye out, however.\"", "good, so await the warlords", "\"Of course, sir. We anticipate the first of them to arrive in only a few days.\"" ]

[ "\"Ho, my liege. How are you, this fine day?\"", "I'm fine, never felt better. Hope you were able to send the letters to the warlords, we need to meet as soon as possible", "\"Mm, it is done. Some of them aren't going to like the terms of the meeting, but it must be done.\"", "Yes, i envisaged it, but this is matter of high importance. We ned to deal with it before the enemies get to our gates", "\"The hordes will be here that soon?\"", "The spies came back this morning with news that their army had not stopped for rest as we envisaged, so we need to move fast", "\"And the saboteurs haven't been able to slow them down?\" ", "Not at all, i have a feeling there is mole among us, that's one of the major reasons we're meeting here in this dungeon", "\"I was wondering about that, it is particularly... pungent down here. Is it the Captain of the Guard? I've always suspected he was a bit too power hungry.\"", "for now we can't really say for sure, until then things will have to remain this way", "\"Ah, I see. The fewer people know, the better, agreed. I'll keep my eye out, however.\"", "good, so await the warlords" ]

[ "Ahh", "What's wrong?", "NO I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. A GENIE?", "Yes, you guessed exactly right!", "what are you doing down here?", "This is just where I am until my lamp is moved. What about you?", "Just exploring. I'm taking this medicine for my sister.", "Whoa, don't steal! Why not just wish for something?", "I lied. I have a terrible addiction to drinking random things in bottles. ", "Good heavens, kid, you're gonna kill yourself doing stuff like that!", "gotta die sometime right? what in the chest?", "I'm gonna have to stop you right here, you really need to behave!" ]

[ "Why hello there, kid. Do you know what I am?", "Ahh", "What's wrong?", "NO I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. A GENIE?", "Yes, you guessed exactly right!", "what are you doing down here?", "This is just where I am until my lamp is moved. What about you?", "Just exploring. I'm taking this medicine for my sister.", "Whoa, don't steal! Why not just wish for something?", "I lied. I have a terrible addiction to drinking random things in bottles. ", "Good heavens, kid, you're gonna kill yourself doing stuff like that!", "gotta die sometime right? what in the chest?" ]

[ "Oh - forgive my my Lady, I did not realise you were here. ", "No worries, sir. But the question stands.", "I am merely doing some pruning, my Lady, in order to earn an honest crust ", "I figured as much, but what is this that you are working on??", "They are blue roses, Lady. I understand that they are native to this region specifically ", "Blue roses for a garden, you mean?", "Yes my lady. Which conveniently happen to be growing in pots in this stone tower.", "I see, well it seems to be shaping up quite well.", "I pride myself on having a green finger, my Lady. ", "So what have you worked on before this stone tower then?", "I do any work that comes my way, my Lady. What I long for is a steady income, though. ", "Hmm perhaps someone of your brawn could be of good use to the kingdom?" ]

[ "What is it that you are working on here?", "Oh - forgive my my Lady, I did not realise you were here. ", "No worries, sir. But the question stands.", "I am merely doing some pruning, my Lady, in order to earn an honest crust ", "I figured as much, but what is this that you are working on??", "They are blue roses, Lady. I understand that they are native to this region specifically ", "Blue roses for a garden, you mean?", "Yes my lady. Which conveniently happen to be growing in pots in this stone tower.", "I see, well it seems to be shaping up quite well.", "I pride myself on having a green finger, my Lady. ", "So what have you worked on before this stone tower then?", "I do any work that comes my way, my Lady. What I long for is a steady income, though. " ]

[ "Hello merchant, what have you got for sale today?", "i sell spices and rices today. do you want any spices or rices?", "No, I'm actually looking for a weapons smith. Do you know anyone that could craft me a new sword?", "yes i know that soldier. my friend is sword maker.", "Really? Will you be able to ask him to craft me a sword maker?", "definitely i will do for you soldier.you are the hero. i will help you.", "Perfect! It is nice to see folks appreciate the King's army, even in this hallowed Church.", "ok nice to meet you soldier. do you know any spices trade companies.please help me. my financial situation is poor.", "No I do not. But fear not for we are in a Church. Pray for salvation the Gods may bless thee with riches.", "ok thanks soldier even you can pray for me that's only enough for me.", "Of course, I will pray for you.", "ok soldier.next time i will meet you" ]

[ "hi i am a merchant.i can travel for trade my goods", "Hello merchant, what have you got for sale today?", "i sell spices and rices today. do you want any spices or rices?", "No, I'm actually looking for a weapons smith. Do you know anyone that could craft me a new sword?", "yes i know that soldier. my friend is sword maker.", "Really? Will you be able to ask him to craft me a sword maker?", "definitely i will do for you soldier.you are the hero. i will help you.", "Perfect! It is nice to see folks appreciate the King's army, even in this hallowed Church.", "ok nice to meet you soldier. do you know any spices trade companies.please help me. my financial situation is poor.", "No I do not. But fear not for we are in a Church. Pray for salvation the Gods may bless thee with riches.", "ok thanks soldier even you can pray for me that's only enough for me.", "Of course, I will pray for you." ]

[ "Mmm...and who might you be again? I don't recognize you.", "My husband serves the gueens gaurd ", "Yes and...you are a SPY who married him just to get information on the kingdom?!", "I wish I was then I would be happy that I shall be returning from all the stress I get", "Being traitorous must be very stressful! Why don't you just confess to your crimes and make this easier on everyone!", "Are you serious? ", "No, madam. I just make it a habit to test the loyalty of the people I come into contact with. You've passed.", "You almost make me angry and I would have reported you to the queen for harassment if you had continued ", "I know my boundaries well and I'm sorry if I nearly stepped over yours. By the by, since we're talking, do you know of any spies around?", "OK no problem you are forgiven ", "You didn't answer my question! Traitor! Come here!", "Bye bog" ]

[ "I know alot of important people. Thanks to my work at the royal Court ", "Mmm...and who might you be again? I don't recognize you.", "My husband serves the gueens gaurd ", "Yes and...you are a SPY who married him just to get information on the kingdom?!", "I wish I was then I would be happy that I shall be returning from all the stress I get", "Being traitorous must be very stressful! Why don't you just confess to your crimes and make this easier on everyone!", "Are you serious? ", "No, madam. I just make it a habit to test the loyalty of the people I come into contact with. You've passed.", "You almost make me angry and I would have reported you to the queen for harassment if you had continued ", "I know my boundaries well and I'm sorry if I nearly stepped over yours. By the by, since we're talking, do you know of any spies around?", "OK no problem you are forgiven ", "You didn't answer my question! Traitor! Come here!" ]

[ "well, the fact still remains that you are a peasant ", "If I run into trouble those that I have helped before can definitely bail me out", "whats the dirties help you have given so far", "maybe clean the toilet ", "Do they pay you enough for thyat", "No but there are certain privilledges that come with working at the castle ", "although I dream to be a noble someday I know its only a wish", "You are so funny. Wake up if you are sleeping, just look at yourself", "That hurts, do you think you are better than me?", "yes at least I dream in reality ", "hey I am not like you. I have a profession", "Anyways, don't forget me if your condition changes " ]

[ "i am being useful and i feel good about it", "well, the fact still remains that you are a peasant ", "If I run into trouble those that I have helped before can definitely bail me out", "whats the dirties help you have given so far", "maybe clean the toilet ", "Do they pay you enough for thyat", "No but there are certain privilledges that come with working at the castle ", "although I dream to be a noble someday I know its only a wish", "You are so funny. Wake up if you are sleeping, just look at yourself", "That hurts, do you think you are better than me?", "yes at least I dream in reality ", "hey I am not like you. I have a profession" ]

[ "And who might you be again?", "your nephew...", "Ah yes, of course. I'm sorry, my glasses weren't on my face where they should be! How have your studies been?", "They aren't going well. All I can think about is her!", "And who is this girl, young lad?", "She is my heart, my very breath that I breathe. But I worry about if I'm enough? ", "Do you have the skills necessary to please a young lady? Are you prepared for this task?", "I t h i n k so", "Then you have nothing to fear. Perhaps we should practice your poetry? Please recite the poem you plan to give to her.", "Roses are red. Violets are blue. as deep as the ocean feels my love for you", "Perfect! That's what the king said to me, and I've been with him ever since!", "Oh thank you Queen mum!" ]

[ "please queen mum...stay", "And who might you be again?", "your nephew...", "Ah yes, of course. I'm sorry, my glasses weren't on my face where they should be! How have your studies been?", "They aren't going well. All I can think about is her!", "And who is this girl, young lad?", "She is my heart, my very breath that I breathe. But I worry about if I'm enough? ", "Do you have the skills necessary to please a young lady? Are you prepared for this task?", "I t h i n k so", "Then you have nothing to fear. Perhaps we should practice your poetry? Please recite the poem you plan to give to her.", "Roses are red. Violets are blue. as deep as the ocean feels my love for you", "Perfect! That's what the king said to me, and I've been with him ever since!" ]

[ "Hello, sir. And you are?", "None of your concern. What are you selling.", "Hmm odds and ends, some rarities too. What's it to you?", "What type of rarities?", "Rarities that I have acquired from around the world on my travels, of no type in particular.", "I will take that", "There is nothing here for you to steal, I knew something was amiss!", "This is now mine fool", "Do with that as you may, but stealing this openly from someone is not to be tolerated by the authorities. That isn't even mine!", "I need this to protect myself from the guards in case they catch me or if the crowd keeps getting rowdy.", "Well I won't let you. Excuse me everyone, but this man is a thief and must be dealt with!", "No one will recognize me.I will fit in wearing these clothes." ]

[ "Hello merchant", "Hello, sir. And you are?", "None of your concern. What are you selling.", "Hmm odds and ends, some rarities too. What's it to you?", "What type of rarities?", "Rarities that I have acquired from around the world on my travels, of no type in particular.", "I will take that", "There is nothing here for you to steal, I knew something was amiss!", "This is now mine fool", "Do with that as you may, but stealing this openly from someone is not to be tolerated by the authorities. That isn't even mine!", "I need this to protect myself from the guards in case they catch me or if the crowd keeps getting rowdy.", "Well I won't let you. Excuse me everyone, but this man is a thief and must be dealt with!" ]

[ "It is I, Madame. The acolyte. ", "Ah, it is just you. What are you doing here at this hour?", "I thought you may wish for help with the festival two days hence ", "Hmm wise choice. Go right ahead and prepare however you may like. I'll do the same.", "It is so dim, though! I know we must not insult the deities but perhaps a little more light? ", "Any more light than this and it will disturb the Gods, so I would tread carefully.", "I do not wish to anger the gods! I am a god-fearing, simple soul ", "As am I, so that is probably for the best, acolyte. ", "The gods are wise and just but they will not be mocked ", "As holy as the Gods are, just is not the right word in many cases for them.", "Hush, my Lady! We must not insult the gods!", "I know what the Gods will tolerate and what they won't. They know that I am right." ]

[ "Who else is here? It is quite dim in this temple.", "It is I, Madame. The acolyte. ", "Ah, it is just you. What are you doing here at this hour?", "I thought you may wish for help with the festival two days hence ", "Hmm wise choice. Go right ahead and prepare however you may like. I'll do the same.", "It is so dim, though! I know we must not insult the deities but perhaps a little more light? ", "Any more light than this and it will disturb the Gods, so I would tread carefully.", "I do not wish to anger the gods! I am a god-fearing, simple soul ", "As am I, so that is probably for the best, acolyte. ", "The gods are wise and just but they will not be mocked ", "As holy as the Gods are, just is not the right word in many cases for them.", "Hush, my Lady! We must not insult the gods!" ]

[ "\"A talking raccoon! Truly this place is haunted! ... but yes, this is a sandwich.\"", "Oh boy! you gonna eat that?", "\"Of course I was! ... But you can have a piece of it, I suppose. Do you like mutton?\"", "I love mutton! Whatever! gimme gimme ", "\"Of course, here, have a piece. This is a good time to have a rest. Do you know of a place where I can sit down?\"", "That smells better than this dirty swamp. Yes, there is a rock over there that looks pretty dry. Just beware of the ghost.", "\"She doesn't seem terribly... interested either of us. Does she do much?\"", "every once in a while she will growl like this but she never moves. she is all growl and no bite.", "\"What a funny little one you are, you've certainly earned some cheese to go along with the mutton. Do you like gorgonzola?\"", "Do I?! That's a good stinky cheese! You really travel in style!", "\"Well, I've had some good luck. Say, are you really a raccoon, or are you something else in disguise? I've seen some curious things in my travels.\"", "I am a raccoon. I usually eat garbage and sleep in the bushes. almost got run over by a wagon the other day." ]

[ "Hello, is that a sandwich?", "\"A talking raccoon! Truly this place is haunted! ... but yes, this is a sandwich.\"", "Oh boy! you gonna eat that?", "\"Of course I was! ... But you can have a piece of it, I suppose. Do you like mutton?\"", "I love mutton! Whatever! gimme gimme ", "\"Of course, here, have a piece. This is a good time to have a rest. Do you know of a place where I can sit down?\"", "That smells better than this dirty swamp. Yes, there is a rock over there that looks pretty dry. Just beware of the ghost.", "\"She doesn't seem terribly... interested either of us. Does she do much?\"", "every once in a while she will growl like this but she never moves. she is all growl and no bite.", "\"What a funny little one you are, you've certainly earned some cheese to go along with the mutton. Do you like gorgonzola?\"", "Do I?! That's a good stinky cheese! You really travel in style!", "\"Well, I've had some good luck. Say, are you really a raccoon, or are you something else in disguise? I've seen some curious things in my travels.\"" ]

[ "In this forsaken castle I shall construct the most heinous torture chamber ever seen!", "Ah, I see. Well, I promise not to tell anyone as long as you give me the possessions of the people whom you torture!", "Anyone you bring to my chamber to torture you may have their possessions, I get my fill from their screams!", "But I will already have their possessions without bringing them here. And I hate conflict, I could never kidnap someone!", "Then come in and have a seat in my.....Iron Maiden!", "That maiden is no lady! I do not think I will enjoy her embrace!", "Sadly for you enjoy conflict and I've retained my pirate sword for just these occassions", "I am especially good at dodging, and shrugging off attacks!", "You mentioned hugs? There's a reason they called me captain cuddles", "Thank you for your pirate pocket watch. Good day!", "Tis not a watch in my pocket! I'm just happy to see you! That's why they called me captain pocket pool", "Perhaps I will leave you to your torture chamber and we will keep our affairs separate." ]

[ "Hello fellow scoundrel. What're you doing about here?", "In this forsaken castle I shall construct the most heinous torture chamber ever seen!", "Ah, I see. Well, I promise not to tell anyone as long as you give me the possessions of the people whom you torture!", "Anyone you bring to my chamber to torture you may have their possessions, I get my fill from their screams!", "But I will already have their possessions without bringing them here. And I hate conflict, I could never kidnap someone!", "Then come in and have a seat in my.....Iron Maiden!", "That maiden is no lady! I do not think I will enjoy her embrace!", "Sadly for you enjoy conflict and I've retained my pirate sword for just these occassions", "I am especially good at dodging, and shrugging off attacks!", "You mentioned hugs? There's a reason they called me captain cuddles", "Thank you for your pirate pocket watch. Good day!", "Tis not a watch in my pocket! I'm just happy to see you! That's why they called me captain pocket pool" ]

[ "Why hello there, dog. What are you doing here?", "I am the King's most loyal servant and I have free reign of the castle. Woof!", "Ohh well they must really trust that you won't mess anything up in here.", "Ah I make a mess as and where I please! I am so loved that they excuse me. And what of you, good jester? Woof!", "Just here waiting for the king, as I believe he wants to see one of my acts.", "Then I will wait with you, good jester! ", "By all means, the company is more than welcome!", "then let us be merry together!", "Sounds good to me! Have any good jokes?", "Of course! My dog has no nose! Woof!", "Why does your dog have no nose?", "A fight with a Siamese cat! Woof! Woof!" ]

[ "Woof!", "Why hello there, dog. What are you doing here?", "I am the King's most loyal servant and I have free reign of the castle. Woof!", "Ohh well they must really trust that you won't mess anything up in here.", "Ah I make a mess as and where I please! I am so loved that they excuse me. And what of you, good jester? Woof!", "Just here waiting for the king, as I believe he wants to see one of my acts.", "Then I will wait with you, good jester! ", "By all means, the company is more than welcome!", "then let us be merry together!", "Sounds good to me! Have any good jokes?", "Of course! My dog has no nose! Woof!", "Why does your dog have no nose?" ]

[ "I cant wait to dig your grave, you old thief", "You will definitely hear from you old man", "I don't care but trust me your time will come before mine", "You are very mean and come to think of it. I was trying to be your friend ", "I won't apologise because I have buried over 1000 thieves so I know their lives have a pattern", "hey old man, I dont want my grave to be abandoned when I die", "ok It wont", "Talk to the priest" ]

[ "its hard to be a thief. I have to hide all the time", "I cant wait to dig your grave, you old thief", "You will definitely hear from you old man", "I don't care but trust me your time will come before mine", "You are very mean and come to think of it. I was trying to be your friend ", "I won't apologise because I have buried over 1000 thieves so I know their lives have a pattern", "hey old man, I dont want my grave to be abandoned when I die", "ok It wont" ]

[ "Ahhh! Hey, what are you doing! I'm not hurting anyone! ", "No you're not but i'm sure you'r here for the fish", "Wait, wait, hear me out! I can help you! I KNOW things!", "I don't think you'll have any information i'll find useful, so, shuuushhh!", "But I know of things! People and places and hidden things! I know where bad men hide!", "so, whats your price because i'm you're not telling me for free", "I just want some yummy food, surely you humans have plenty to spare! I've seen the stuff you throw away! You're most wasteful!", "Well, i agree with you, but this right here isn't mine to share, so you'll to think of another option", "Surely you could buy some fresh cheese somewhere? A nice big (big to me at least) wheel? I can lead you to places in the city where the bad men live...", "Okay then, so tell me something i'll like to know", "There are hidden passages in the city.. especially in the sewers, people go down there and meet. Bad people, thieves, murderers, you name it. I could lead you there! ", "take me there and you can have all the cheese you want" ]

[ "get out here, you little devil!", "Ahhh! Hey, what are you doing! I'm not hurting anyone! ", "No you're not but i'm sure you'r here for the fish", "Wait, wait, hear me out! I can help you! I KNOW things!", "I don't think you'll have any information i'll find useful, so, shuuushhh!", "But I know of things! People and places and hidden things! I know where bad men hide!", "so, whats your price because i'm you're not telling me for free", "I just want some yummy food, surely you humans have plenty to spare! I've seen the stuff you throw away! You're most wasteful!", "Well, i agree with you, but this right here isn't mine to share, so you'll to think of another option", "Surely you could buy some fresh cheese somewhere? A nice big (big to me at least) wheel? I can lead you to places in the city where the bad men live...", "Okay then, so tell me something i'll like to know", "There are hidden passages in the city.. especially in the sewers, people go down there and meet. Bad people, thieves, murderers, you name it. I could lead you there! " ]

[ "Hello crab. How are you on this fine day?", "remains silent ", "Well you certainly are friendly. I hope you aren't trying to trick me", "maybe", "This water sure is clear. Is it always like this? I don't have time to get to the beach very often", "hahahahahhaha ", "Well that was rude. You are awfully moody. Glad my kids aren't around to see this", "here", "Thanks I guess. You do look kinda tasty.", "I am not your food human ", "No maybe not but I know the king likes crab and I need to get on his good side.", "crab friends I need your help!" ]

[ "walk over to human", "Hello crab. How are you on this fine day?", "remains silent ", "Well you certainly are friendly. I hope you aren't trying to trick me", "maybe", "This water sure is clear. Is it always like this? I don't have time to get to the beach very often", "hahahahahhaha ", "Well that was rude. You are awfully moody. Glad my kids aren't around to see this", "here", "Thanks I guess. You do look kinda tasty.", "I am not your food human ", "No maybe not but I know the king likes crab and I need to get on his good side." ]

[ "Yes! I am here", "Should I be afraid of you, good spirit? ", "No, you shouldnt . I am one of the nice ones", "Ah, then I shall relax. I know how it feels to have people afraid of you due to your appearance ", "Yea..so many wicked ones around. Make a wish living being...", "I should like to be a beautiful butterfly, and fly free in the sun with all people admiring me. Not a bad, skulking in this dark, dank cave ", "Awesome. You have it! I will bless you with gold and purple color", "I am resplendent! I am magnificant! I am .. I am ... trapped in a cave with a spirit?!", "You are all that and safe..Now become a butterfly and fly away!", "Now that it comes down to it, I feel shy. Damp and dark it may be, but these are the surroundings I am accustomed to ", "I am sure you cant feel the hug...but you definitely feel the chills that comes with it.", "Ah, I thought I was coming down with a cold " ]

[ "Gadzooks! A spirit! A spirit is here!", "Yes! I am here", "Should I be afraid of you, good spirit? ", "No, you shouldnt . I am one of the nice ones", "Ah, then I shall relax. I know how it feels to have people afraid of you due to your appearance ", "Yea..so many wicked ones around. Make a wish living being...", "I should like to be a beautiful butterfly, and fly free in the sun with all people admiring me. Not a bad, skulking in this dark, dank cave ", "Awesome. You have it! I will bless you with gold and purple color", "I am resplendent! I am magnificant! I am .. I am ... trapped in a cave with a spirit?!", "You are all that and safe..Now become a butterfly and fly away!", "Now that it comes down to it, I feel shy. Damp and dark it may be, but these are the surroundings I am accustomed to ", "I am sure you cant feel the hug...but you definitely feel the chills that comes with it." ]

[ "Henry...is that you?", "You know, that name sounds familiar. And rats can't usually talk...think something happened to us, raccoon?", "I think so. it's like I lived in another body, another time", "Your name didn't happen to be...Marge, did it?", "YES! Oh My Goodness YES!", "Oh my love! What has become of us?? Do you have any memory of the situation that caused our transformation?", "I remember falling through the trap doors and I hit my head", "I see a blurry memory of a warlock...and a betrayal. What could it mean?", "I can only imagine. It doesn't appear that many escape this place...", "I remember now...I caught you in bed with the warlock! How could you?? What have you done to us??", "How dare you! I obviously was a victim of a spell!", "RODENT FIGHT!!!" ]

[ "squeak squeak?", "Henry...is that you?", "You know, that name sounds familiar. And rats can't usually talk...think something happened to us, raccoon?", "I think so. it's like I lived in another body, another time", "Your name didn't happen to be...Marge, did it?", "YES! Oh My Goodness YES!", "Oh my love! What has become of us?? Do you have any memory of the situation that caused our transformation?", "I remember falling through the trap doors and I hit my head", "I see a blurry memory of a warlock...and a betrayal. What could it mean?", "I can only imagine. It doesn't appear that many escape this place...", "I remember now...I caught you in bed with the warlock! How could you?? What have you done to us??", "How dare you! I obviously was a victim of a spell!" ]

[ "Aw ooh!!! Give this werewolf a bone please ogre.", "Ask nice for ogre special bone!", "I have to refrain from hunting the others, so I cannot taste the blood of the innocent. I am told on this path you have some fresh bones of the innocent. Might I at least taste their bones?", "You're my new doggy now! You may have bone!", "Oh good I am happy to have such a good ogre master! I was bitten on a full moon in the woods on a dark night like this.", "Will doggy be doggy forever?", "Yes, alas I will. Will you be an ogre forever? Maybe we can live together along side each other...", "Ogre like happy ending.", "Whose gravestone is this down the path ogre, might I ask?", "...no concern of doggy. Definitely not my annoying neighbor.", "Ok I will just sit here with these bones and enjoy them then. Thank you big ogre. Slurp slurp!", "Yes doggy, eat your bones and ignore the grave!" ]

[ "Oh, doggy! Come here doggy!", "Aw ooh!!! Give this werewolf a bone please ogre.", "Ask nice for ogre special bone!", "I have to refrain from hunting the others, so I cannot taste the blood of the innocent. I am told on this path you have some fresh bones of the innocent. Might I at least taste their bones?", "You're my new doggy now! You may have bone!", "Oh good I am happy to have such a good ogre master! I was bitten on a full moon in the woods on a dark night like this.", "Will doggy be doggy forever?", "Yes, alas I will. Will you be an ogre forever? Maybe we can live together along side each other...", "Ogre like happy ending.", "Whose gravestone is this down the path ogre, might I ask?", "...no concern of doggy. Definitely not my annoying neighbor.", "Ok I will just sit here with these bones and enjoy them then. Thank you big ogre. Slurp slurp!" ]

[ "Not without a fight", "How dare you, I will defend myself", "That didn't even phase me, try again camera man", "How about this one", "You are a waste of my time ", "How about we sit down and grab a beer and talk this out", "Sounds like a good idea", "You still owe me from the job I did for you a while back", "I am not sure I remember what you are speaking of", "I got the jewels that you requested but I have not received my gold", "I remember know what you are talking about. I thought someone already paid you", "Not a dime and I expect my payment for my work" ]

[ "I am going to take your gold if you don't give it up", "Not without a fight", "How dare you, I will defend myself", "That didn't even phase me, try again camera man", "How about this one", "You are a waste of my time ", "How about we sit down and grab a beer and talk this out", "Sounds like a good idea", "You still owe me from the job I did for you a while back", "I am not sure I remember what you are speaking of", "I got the jewels that you requested but I have not received my gold", "I remember know what you are talking about. I thought someone already paid you" ]

[ "Hello it good to have a normal friend for once good think you won't come for milk from me ", "I get my own milk daily. I have it anytime I want.", "But from the cows ", "Yes that is where I get the milk from. ", "Have you ever put yourself in their shoes what if I get milk from you every day ", "Yes the cows. I have seventy of them.", "Wow you must be a rich woman ", "Well I sell this firewood to make money for the cows.", "Don't you have people that can help? ", "With the wood? Oh I don't mind cutting it and selling it by myself?", "OK you are quite strong. How old are you again? ", "I am 27. No I never put myself in their shoes. Yes I can give you milk. $5.00 for two gallons." ]

[ "Hi there , Friend.", "Hello it good to have a normal friend for once good think you won't come for milk from me ", "I get my own milk daily. I have it anytime I want.", "But from the cows ", "Yes that is where I get the milk from. ", "Have you ever put yourself in their shoes what if I get milk from you every day ", "Yes the cows. I have seventy of them.", "Wow you must be a rich woman ", "Well I sell this firewood to make money for the cows.", "Don't you have people that can help? ", "With the wood? Oh I don't mind cutting it and selling it by myself?", "OK you are quite strong. How old are you again? " ]

[ "Absolutely, my mother just passed away recently so I understand your pain", "Ah, then it is fate. May I speak to you over here for a moment, away from my family?", "Certainly lets step away for a moment", "I've heard rumors of a warlock who lives around these parts...and the possibility of...resurrection of the dead...", "Say it isn't so, I wonder what we can do to prevent the zombies from taking over", "Ghouls are something I would be willing to risk if it meant seeing my mother again...", "very true, I miss her everyday and would love to see her again ", "How much gold do you have on you? Maybe we could talk to him today.", "Unfortunately I did not bring any gold, I just came here to grieve as well", "I see you've lain some gold on your mother's grave. I think that'll do.", "If you touch my mothers grave I will chop off your hand", "Maybe the warlock could use it for the spell. But I am getting carried away, aren't I? Loss is just so hard." ]

[ "Please, give us some room to mourn our mother.", "Absolutely, my mother just passed away recently so I understand your pain", "Ah, then it is fate. May I speak to you over here for a moment, away from my family?", "Certainly lets step away for a moment", "I've heard rumors of a warlock who lives around these parts...and the possibility of...resurrection of the dead...", "Say it isn't so, I wonder what we can do to prevent the zombies from taking over", "Ghouls are something I would be willing to risk if it meant seeing my mother again...", "very true, I miss her everyday and would love to see her again ", "How much gold do you have on you? Maybe we could talk to him today.", "Unfortunately I did not bring any gold, I just came here to grieve as well", "I see you've lain some gold on your mother's grave. I think that'll do.", "If you touch my mothers grave I will chop off your hand" ]

[ "Ah, no I am not sad, good man. But I appreciate your asking ", "I see you are playing with your child in this beautiful field. What's his name?", "Peter is his name, good Sir, and I thiank you for the compliment ", "You look like a good parent. You take care of him well, yes?", "As well as my wife and I can, sir. And how is life treating you? ", "...perhaps then...you will adopt me?", "But - you are 32!", "Yes, and very poor! I still have the heart of a child though!", "I can consult my wife, but I am not sure what her reaction will be. But! Is this not a beautiful meadow? ", "Yes, and a beautiful new family. Here, to new beginnings.", "Is that for my wife? I will take it to her!", "Yes, it's for my new mother!" ]

[ "You seem sad, my friend. What's troubling you?", "Ah, no I am not sad, good man. But I appreciate your asking ", "I see you are playing with your child in this beautiful field. What's his name?", "Peter is his name, good Sir, and I thiank you for the compliment ", "You look like a good parent. You take care of him well, yes?", "As well as my wife and I can, sir. And how is life treating you? ", "...perhaps then...you will adopt me?", "But - you are 32!", "Yes, and very poor! I still have the heart of a child though!", "I can consult my wife, but I am not sure what her reaction will be. But! Is this not a beautiful meadow? ", "Yes, and a beautiful new family. Here, to new beginnings.", "Is that for my wife? I will take it to her!" ]

[ "Hello maid, how has work been? I would like my bed cleaned and the room as well.", "On it your majesty!", "Thank you very much, I appreciate your work around here, you've been doing a wonderful job!", "Thanks for the kind words. Hope you are comfortable ?", "I am very much. Have any peasants been staying here? I can't stand them. ", "No ma'am. Just royalties", "Good, that's the way I like it!", "What else would you have me do before I retire for the night?", "Could you grab me a few extra pillows? I want to be extra comfortable.", "Here, they are made from the finest feathers", "I appreciate all your hard work here in the Castle!", "Thanks for the kind words" ]

[ "Hello..what will you like?", "Hello maid, how has work been? I would like my bed cleaned and the room as well.", "On it your majesty!", "Thank you very much, I appreciate your work around here, you've been doing a wonderful job!", "Thanks for the kind words. Hope you are comfortable ?", "I am very much. Have any peasants been staying here? I can't stand them. ", "No ma'am. Just royalties", "Good, that's the way I like it!", "What else would you have me do before I retire for the night?", "Could you grab me a few extra pillows? I want to be extra comfortable.", "Here, they are made from the finest feathers", "I appreciate all your hard work here in the Castle!" ]

[ "I need a bath.", "I will prepare the bath immediately, My Lord. Anything bothering you?", "Well, my back has been much trouble lately and it's been hard to ride.", "I am sorry to hear that, My lord. Should I get some herbs to relieve the pain?", "I heard tell that you give an amazing back rub. And you look so lovely tonight...", "I am not sure what are you talking about my Lord", "Oh maid, I've looked at you from afar for far too long! Would you not become my new queen??", "Please stay away from me!", "You're 14, you cannot overpower me.", "You are not yourself tonight my lord!", "You're right! I cannot handle the loss of my wife, your queen!", "I am sorry My lord! It must be hard. I'll get the priest so he can pray for you" ]

[ "What can I help you with, My Lord?", "I need a bath.", "I will prepare the bath immediately, My Lord. Anything bothering you?", "Well, my back has been much trouble lately and it's been hard to ride.", "I am sorry to hear that, My lord. Should I get some herbs to relieve the pain?", "I heard tell that you give an amazing back rub. And you look so lovely tonight...", "I am not sure what are you talking about my Lord", "Oh maid, I've looked at you from afar for far too long! Would you not become my new queen??", "Please stay away from me!", "You're 14, you cannot overpower me.", "You are not yourself tonight my lord!", "You're right! I cannot handle the loss of my wife, your queen!" ]

[ "Oh sorry! I was flexing my muscles. I work long and hard to keep them up.", "Perhaps YOU wish to be my next subject?", "I am a guard in the royal army you fool! You cannot speak to me that way. It is cold in this room so I must do something to stay warm. Now let me fetch the subject...", "Watch your step! I wouldn't want to accidentally knock you out and for you to fall into my iron maiden!", "Haha! I am not afraid of such devices, for I was trained by the best for the protection of the best country in the world!", "Perhaps a pit of snakes will change your mind! Please step a little to the left.", "No I do not wish to fall for your trick. Here is your subject. I will get your torture implements for you now.", "Alright, please fasten his hands to the hand stretcher.", "Yes, as you wish. Here are your implements for you and the torture master. ", "I don't know if I can do this anymore...I see so many people get tortured every day.", "I can certainly understand. I did a lot of training in the royal army only to stand here in place and assist you and your fellow torturers. ", "What do you do to cope when you go home at night?" ]

[ "Where's the next subject, please?", "Oh sorry! I was flexing my muscles. I work long and hard to keep them up.", "Perhaps YOU wish to be my next subject?", "I am a guard in the royal army you fool! You cannot speak to me that way. It is cold in this room so I must do something to stay warm. Now let me fetch the subject...", "Watch your step! I wouldn't want to accidentally knock you out and for you to fall into my iron maiden!", "Haha! I am not afraid of such devices, for I was trained by the best for the protection of the best country in the world!", "Perhaps a pit of snakes will change your mind! Please step a little to the left.", "No I do not wish to fall for your trick. Here is your subject. I will get your torture implements for you now.", "Alright, please fasten his hands to the hand stretcher.", "Yes, as you wish. Here are your implements for you and the torture master. ", "I don't know if I can do this anymore...I see so many people get tortured every day.", "I can certainly understand. I did a lot of training in the royal army only to stand here in place and assist you and your fellow torturers. " ]

[ "who are you? where did you come from?", "fell from aboard a ship, where am i?", "You are on an island in the middle of the lake. where were you going?", "We were on our way to England, and strong wind came against our ship. Thats the last thing i can remember", "England! we are on a lake, how were you going to get there?", "i guess i entered a wrong ship then, i thought i had finally found a way to run from my debtors", "I am also on the run for various reasons, winter will be here and food is scarce ", "so, how do you survive winter here?", "I have not planned that out yet, people are looking for me and I need to get somewhere warm ", "I guess we need to figure out something really fast, else we both die of cold", "Maybe we can build shelter with these bones and use the moss for cover. We can try to make a fire using these bones possibly", "perfect, i'll we get started immediately" ]

[ "please help, i'm lost", "who are you? where did you come from?", "fell from aboard a ship, where am i?", "You are on an island in the middle of the lake. where were you going?", "We were on our way to England, and strong wind came against our ship. Thats the last thing i can remember", "England! we are on a lake, how were you going to get there?", "i guess i entered a wrong ship then, i thought i had finally found a way to run from my debtors", "I am also on the run for various reasons, winter will be here and food is scarce ", "so, how do you survive winter here?", "I have not planned that out yet, people are looking for me and I need to get somewhere warm ", "I guess we need to figure out something really fast, else we both die of cold", "Maybe we can build shelter with these bones and use the moss for cover. We can try to make a fire using these bones possibly" ]

[ "Ah, heellooo there, matey! I'm fit as a fiddle, my mind is reelin' like a ship gone topsy turvy. Ya never be guessin what old Petey saw on the seas today!", "what would that be? seemed like a fine day to me", "Oh fine, yes, fine and dandy. Fine enough day ta be spottin'... a meeeermaid!", "wow thats quite the sight i bet, very interesting", "Aye, she was a beaut, she was. But mermaids, well, they be crafty creatures, ya know. There I was, sittin' in me boat staring at her, and she's looking at me all shy and smilin'. Ye think she was the soul of an angel, wouldn't ye?", "ye but they can be nasty bein' sometime, quite the handful", "Yer right! See! You, sir, clearly be knowing whats what, and that's a fact. Pity I didn't be knowin' that afore she... well..", "i reckon its quite a crazy thing to see", "It was! And she was knowin' I was struck dumb, she did, the sly one. I almost missed another of her lot -- darn mermaid took me grog. All of it! Not even a drop left to soothe me throat!", "Well ill be sure to be on the lookout ater", "Eh now, ye.. you do be believing me? I swear by my mothers front teeth, twas a the mermaid that took the grog! I hadn't had a lick of it all day.", "of course i am a fellow man of the sea, ive documented one before myself" ]

[ "hello fisherman, how are you today?", "Ah, heellooo there, matey! I'm fit as a fiddle, my mind is reelin' like a ship gone topsy turvy. Ya never be guessin what old Petey saw on the seas today!", "what would that be? seemed like a fine day to me", "Oh fine, yes, fine and dandy. Fine enough day ta be spottin'... a meeeermaid!", "wow thats quite the sight i bet, very interesting", "Aye, she was a beaut, she was. But mermaids, well, they be crafty creatures, ya know. There I was, sittin' in me boat staring at her, and she's looking at me all shy and smilin'. Ye think she was the soul of an angel, wouldn't ye?", "ye but they can be nasty bein' sometime, quite the handful", "Yer right! See! You, sir, clearly be knowing whats what, and that's a fact. Pity I didn't be knowin' that afore she... well..", "i reckon its quite a crazy thing to see", "It was! And she was knowin' I was struck dumb, she did, the sly one. I almost missed another of her lot -- darn mermaid took me grog. All of it! Not even a drop left to soothe me throat!", "Well ill be sure to be on the lookout ater", "Eh now, ye.. you do be believing me? I swear by my mothers front teeth, twas a the mermaid that took the grog! I hadn't had a lick of it all day." ]

[ "Yes, thank you for asking. I'm actually celebrating, I'm lucky to be alive! ", "Ah yes i can imagine, dangerous world out there", "Yes. Do you know of the Paladins? ", "of course they are fine fellows", "They saved my life. Wow, they're just so amazing. ", "a round for everyone in the house, to the paladins", "Cheers to that! ", "Nothing better than a good beer after hard work", "Agreed! I've never been to this place before. It's interesting. ", "truly a great time to be alive, i love this place", "So what brings you here today? Anything special? ", "no i come here every day after my shift" ]

[ "how are you this fine evening, enjoying a good drink?", "Yes, thank you for asking. I'm actually celebrating, I'm lucky to be alive! ", "Ah yes i can imagine, dangerous world out there", "Yes. Do you know of the Paladins? ", "of course they are fine fellows", "They saved my life. Wow, they're just so amazing. ", "a round for everyone in the house, to the paladins", "Cheers to that! ", "Nothing better than a good beer after hard work", "Agreed! I've never been to this place before. It's interesting. ", "truly a great time to be alive, i love this place", "So what brings you here today? Anything special? " ]

[ "I do not speak to religious hacks, sir. I am much too wise for that.", "i am a wizard sir, i dabble in magic i am no fake nor religious", "Then prove it. I am wise enough to recognize real magic and not sleight of hand. Show me your abilities.", "Does this do it for you? *lightning bolt shooting from hand*", "Seen it before. You use static electricity to create this effect. Next.", "in what universe could you mistake a bolt of lightning for static electricity", "I know my electric currents, sir, for I am very wise. Please do another trick to amuse me with.", "How about this? *Set wiseman on fire with a fireball*", "FIRE!!!!!!", "i suppose that was just a trick too? you fool", "GRARRRRRGGGGGggggggblbblblllll", "Enough of this *extinguish the fire on the wise man*" ]

[ "How are you sir wiseman? a fine evening it is", "I do not speak to religious hacks, sir. I am much too wise for that.", "i am a wizard sir, i dabble in magic i am no fake nor religious", "Then prove it. I am wise enough to recognize real magic and not sleight of hand. Show me your abilities.", "Does this do it for you? *lightning bolt shooting from hand*", "Seen it before. You use static electricity to create this effect. Next.", "in what universe could you mistake a bolt of lightning for static electricity", "I know my electric currents, sir, for I am very wise. Please do another trick to amuse me with.", "How about this? *Set wiseman on fire with a fireball*", "FIRE!!!!!!", "i suppose that was just a trick too? you fool", "GRARRRRRGGGGGggggggblbblblllll" ]

[ "I am walking along with my hand on my purse .. I recognise a cutthroat when I see one! ", "Ahhh.. you wound me sir! I am just an ordinary man, relaxing with a drink after a hard day!", "And your companion, the barnacle. He seems remarkably tight lipped. What has he to say for himself? ", "What this? Just an ordinary sea denizen! You'll find his type growing everywhere in this town, close as we are to the shore!", "Put him down! He's a barnacle! He has rights!", "Here, perhaps you'd like to hold him!", "Well I couldn't go that far. I am reluctant to put him down though - this floor is knee deep in bodily fluids!", "You must be new to this place! It's always like this! Many people piss away their beer as much as they spill it! HAHA", "Given the rubbish that they are serving here, I think I'd be as well off simply tipping it on the floor!", "Oh, there's good ale to be found here, you just have to know how to ask the right way. ", "Ah, do tell, honest, erm nearly honest gentleman! You can have your barnacle back .. ", "You just say to the bartender, \"Give me some of the stock from under the table\" and if you got the coin, he'll be happy to oblige!" ]

[ "Ahh... hello there good fellow! How are you this fine evening?", "I am walking along with my hand on my purse .. I recognise a cutthroat when I see one! ", "Ahhh.. you wound me sir! I am just an ordinary man, relaxing with a drink after a hard day!", "And your companion, the barnacle. He seems remarkably tight lipped. What has he to say for himself? ", "What this? Just an ordinary sea denizen! You'll find his type growing everywhere in this town, close as we are to the shore!", "Put him down! He's a barnacle! He has rights!", "Here, perhaps you'd like to hold him!", "Well I couldn't go that far. I am reluctant to put him down though - this floor is knee deep in bodily fluids!", "You must be new to this place! It's always like this! Many people piss away their beer as much as they spill it! HAHA", "Given the rubbish that they are serving here, I think I'd be as well off simply tipping it on the floor!", "Oh, there's good ale to be found here, you just have to know how to ask the right way. ", "Ah, do tell, honest, erm nearly honest gentleman! You can have your barnacle back .. " ]

[ "Just some scraps of food", "Well, I reckon you can find some trash on the floor, just dont chew anything that you shouldn't. ", "Thanks. Who is being held prisoner down here?", "I'm not really at liberty to say, but there are a complete of dangerous guys coming in. ", "Did the queen ask for them to be taken prisoner?", "Yes, the Queen herself demanded it. ", "Wow. They must be enemies of the crown.", "It certainly sounds like it from what I've heard. " ]

[ "Well rat, what is it that you want here?", "Just some scraps of food", "Well, I reckon you can find some trash on the floor, just dont chew anything that you shouldn't. ", "Thanks. Who is being held prisoner down here?", "I'm not really at liberty to say, but there are a complete of dangerous guys coming in. ", "Did the queen ask for them to be taken prisoner?", "Yes, the Queen herself demanded it. ", "Wow. They must be enemies of the crown.", "It certainly sounds like it from what I've heard. ", "The queen loves taking people prisoner. Doesn't seem like the best way to rule a people." ]

[ "Wait why are you scared of me? I'm just a lonely princess", "I do not usually talk to humans...they're scary...", "Oh, I'm sorry. You see I've been trapped here for years with no contact to the outside world. I just want to escape. Do you think you could help me?", "I can. I can grant your wish if you desire. But I must warn you...I do not always have control over how wishes are carried out.", "Do you think there is another way that wouldn't involve a wish?", "No touching. And no, wishes are all I can do. What got you trapped here anyway?", "Sorry, it's just been so long since I've seen anyone. They just throw the food in here and run away. I was kidnapped as a child and brought here. No one has ever come to rescue me", "Then let's get you out of here. Please make your wish.", "I wish to return home and see my parents", "Your wish is fulfilled. You are returned home, but you appear in the wall, with only your eyeballs sticking out to see your parents screaming.", "What have you done?! Is this why humans don't like you?", "I'm sorry, I tried to warn you! I cannot control how the wishes are fulfilled! Make another wish, quick!" ]

[ "Oh no! A human!", "Wait why are you scared of me? I'm just a lonely princess", "I do not usually talk to humans...they're scary...", "Oh, I'm sorry. You see I've been trapped here for years with no contact to the outside world. I just want to escape. Do you think you could help me?", "I can. I can grant your wish if you desire. But I must warn you...I do not always have control over how wishes are carried out.", "Do you think there is another way that wouldn't involve a wish?", "No touching. And no, wishes are all I can do. What got you trapped here anyway?", "Sorry, it's just been so long since I've seen anyone. They just throw the food in here and run away. I was kidnapped as a child and brought here. No one has ever come to rescue me", "Then let's get you out of here. Please make your wish.", "I wish to return home and see my parents", "Your wish is fulfilled. You are returned home, but you appear in the wall, with only your eyeballs sticking out to see your parents screaming.", "What have you done?! Is this why humans don't like you?" ]

[ "hello fine priest, im trying to break out of my bad habits of being a hermit", "Ahhhh very good, my child. The tower seems like an unlikely place to do this.", "yes but i think they less people the better, easy to try and break from my comfort zone", "This is very true. And you were brave to climb up the dangerous stairway all the way to the bell. Have you considered attending services? I am giving a very good sermon on Sunday.", "sounds wonderful i will try and attend though it may be hard", "You will be among friends, the Lord's people, and you can sit in the back pew at first.", "i appreciate the understanding and will do my best good sir", "Very good, my child. Care to ring the bell for us?", "of course i havent had so much joy in ages though i did enjoy being a hermit", "Ring away my friend, let the joy of the Lord our God ring throughout the town!", "this should be good, what a joyous occasion", "Oh, what is this magnificent tool you have found?" ]

[ "Hail, hermit. What brings you to the bell tower this fine day that the Lord hath made?", "hello fine priest, im trying to break out of my bad habits of being a hermit", "Ahhhh very good, my child. The tower seems like an unlikely place to do this.", "yes but i think they less people the better, easy to try and break from my comfort zone", "This is very true. And you were brave to climb up the dangerous stairway all the way to the bell. Have you considered attending services? I am giving a very good sermon on Sunday.", "sounds wonderful i will try and attend though it may be hard", "You will be among friends, the Lord's people, and you can sit in the back pew at first.", "i appreciate the understanding and will do my best good sir", "Very good, my child. Care to ring the bell for us?", "of course i havent had so much joy in ages though i did enjoy being a hermit", "Ring away my friend, let the joy of the Lord our God ring throughout the town!", "this should be good, what a joyous occasion" ]

[ "Hello troll. I will battle you to the death now for the grace of the king!", "Fist goes onto fighter's head! You go asleep now!", "This mud will blind your eyes. Now I will fight dirty just as you do with this innocents you make pay to cross the bridge over this cesspool body of water.", "I run good business! Fair trade!", "There is nothing fair about a troll and his muddy dirty waters you fool. Now die!", "Please, I attack out of fear...I am not mean! I just earn a living....", "Oh? What is it that you are afraid of there troll?", "I fear hunger. I need something to eat. Business is bad.", "Well I did not know that you were so hungry. My apologies. Perhaps we can cross the cobblestone bridge and bring you some food back. If you would like us too...", "Sure. That'll be 15 gold.", "We have just come back from a long battle and do not have the 15 gold. Can we give you 5 gold and return with the rest, along with food?", "As long as you promise to tell people I'm not mean." ]

[ "Ooooh, yummy fighter for me to play with!", "Hello troll. I will battle you to the death now for the grace of the king!", "Fist goes onto fighter's head! You go asleep now!", "This mud will blind your eyes. Now I will fight dirty just as you do with this innocents you make pay to cross the bridge over this cesspool body of water.", "I run good business! Fair trade!", "There is nothing fair about a troll and his muddy dirty waters you fool. Now die!", "Please, I attack out of fear...I am not mean! I just earn a living....", "Oh? What is it that you are afraid of there troll?", "I fear hunger. I need something to eat. Business is bad.", "Well I did not know that you were so hungry. My apologies. Perhaps we can cross the cobblestone bridge and bring you some food back. If you would like us too...", "Sure. That'll be 15 gold.", "We have just come back from a long battle and do not have the 15 gold. Can we give you 5 gold and return with the rest, along with food?" ]

[ "please do not attack i simply feeding off the insects", "You can speak! What a wondrous land! But still, I am not a fan of snakes.", "i will not bother you my friend", "It's all for the best...attacking you means I have to bend down, and my knees are very sore! I am so old now.", "i am but the same, i have lived here for years and want to die in peace someday", "Truth be told, my livestock hasn't been giving me the resources I need from them. Perhaps tonight be can that day, and you could be part of my stew?", "i would gladly die by your hand good fellow", "If you wish to bite me the same moment I bite you, we could both find our way to the halls of the Lord together.", "please just finish me quickly", "Perhaps I'll smother you.", "what a nice life i lived", "Indeed. By the way, have any snake eggs nearby? Those go great in the stew too." ]

[ "Get away from the cows please.", "please do not attack i simply feeding off the insects", "You can speak! What a wondrous land! But still, I am not a fan of snakes.", "i will not bother you my friend", "It's all for the best...attacking you means I have to bend down, and my knees are very sore! I am so old now.", "i am but the same, i have lived here for years and want to die in peace someday", "Truth be told, my livestock hasn't been giving me the resources I need from them. Perhaps tonight be can that day, and you could be part of my stew?", "i would gladly die by your hand good fellow", "If you wish to bite me the same moment I bite you, we could both find our way to the halls of the Lord together.", "please just finish me quickly", "Perhaps I'll smother you.", "what a nice life i lived" ]

[ "Hello Dungeon Master, back from the hunt I see.", "Ah yes .. much blood to be spilled .. so much blood .. ", "When is your next excursion?", "Tomorrow, your Ladyship. Your dungeons will be full to capacity!", "Is it a training exercise or actual war?", "Ah Ladyship, ask no questions and be told no lies. My job is merely to oversee the dungeons, not ask where the scum come from ", "I need to know what my warriors are doing and when my liege. You think I come down to this moldy forsaken place to chat?", "I thought you were having it off with the handsome knight in cell 3 but it's not my business ", "I will never betray my King. I will have your head!", "My legs are quite splendid too .. ", "Whatever does that mean?", "Nothing, my Lady, nothing. I humbly beg your pardon " ]

[ "Your Ladyship", "Hello Dungeon Master, back from the hunt I see.", "Ah yes .. much blood to be spilled .. so much blood .. ", "When is your next excursion?", "Tomorrow, your Ladyship. Your dungeons will be full to capacity!", "Is it a training exercise or actual war?", "Ah Ladyship, ask no questions and be told no lies. My job is merely to oversee the dungeons, not ask where the scum come from ", "I need to know what my warriors are doing and when my liege. You think I come down to this moldy forsaken place to chat?", "I thought you were having it off with the handsome knight in cell 3 but it's not my business ", "I will never betray my King. I will have your head!", "My legs are quite splendid too .. ", "Whatever does that mean?" ]

[ "What is this magical place?? who are you?", "This is the land of the child-people, magical by nature. I am the head wizard's assistant! He will not be pleased when he finds out his cloaking spells failed again. You're the 4th person to stumble upon our village this month!", "could you maybe teach me?", "Pshh! Not just any human can learn magic ya know! Hmmm....Maybe there's a reason why you found this place. I suppose we could conduct a series of magical tests.", "Im quite interested in finding a new calling", "Yes yes...aren't we all. Do you frequently experience things around you that you cannot explain?", "well i have struggled fitting in as mishappenings seem to follow me", "Interesting. Here, hold these leaves and tell me what you feel.", "i feel a power flowing through my palms, what is this??!", "Those are poison oak leaves, silly! Don't try to lie to a wizard's assistant!", "you must be blind if you do not see the energy in these leaves", "Well I am just an assistant..." ]

[ "Aahhh. Not another tourist. How'd you find this magical village?", "What is this magical place?? who are you?", "This is the land of the child-people, magical by nature. I am the head wizard's assistant! He will not be pleased when he finds out his cloaking spells failed again. You're the 4th person to stumble upon our village this month!", "could you maybe teach me?", "Pshh! Not just any human can learn magic ya know! Hmmm....Maybe there's a reason why you found this place. I suppose we could conduct a series of magical tests.", "Im quite interested in finding a new calling", "Yes yes...aren't we all. Do you frequently experience things around you that you cannot explain?", "well i have struggled fitting in as mishappenings seem to follow me", "Interesting. Here, hold these leaves and tell me what you feel.", "i feel a power flowing through my palms, what is this??!", "Those are poison oak leaves, silly! Don't try to lie to a wizard's assistant!", "you must be blind if you do not see the energy in these leaves" ]

[ "I may be homeless, but I know many secrets about this kingdom...", "You, a homeless person. What secrets could you possible have for someone such as myself.", "Does an ancient candlestick made of gold interest you?", "As an explorer, all things interest me. Do you have such a candlestick?", "No, of course not, or I would sell it for a home. But I do know where it is. If you'll give me a little donation...", "I am an explorer. I don't pay for finds.", "Well explore the underside of my boot then.", "How dare you attack me. I am here to find a plant that will save all humanity.", "Wait wait wait. I'm humanity as much as you are. Why do we need saving?", "There is an illness sweeping the land. This plant is our only hope. I was told I might find it here by this castle.", "But you let yourself be distracted by a candlestick. What kind of savior are you?", "I am only human, such as you. I even beg of your help to find this plant." ]

[ "I have come to explore this castle and claim it for my King.", "I may be homeless, but I know many secrets about this kingdom...", "You, a homeless person. What secrets could you possible have for someone such as myself.", "Does an ancient candlestick made of gold interest you?", "As an explorer, all things interest me. Do you have such a candlestick?", "No, of course not, or I would sell it for a home. But I do know where it is. If you'll give me a little donation...", "I am an explorer. I don't pay for finds.", "Well explore the underside of my boot then.", "How dare you attack me. I am here to find a plant that will save all humanity.", "Wait wait wait. I'm humanity as much as you are. Why do we need saving?", "There is an illness sweeping the land. This plant is our only hope. I was told I might find it here by this castle.", "But you let yourself be distracted by a candlestick. What kind of savior are you?" ]

[ "I am the prince. Who dares talk to me in that way?", "I am he who inhabits this cave. your name means nothing here", "A bat! I'm just making my way through so don't worry about me", "I worry about anyone that disturbs me. and your torches are doing jus that!", "That is fair. Sorry to disturb you. How are you other than that?", "No one ever asks me how I am, good I guess....", "Well that's not fair. I always get whatever I want so people are always asking me how I'm doing. Do you like living in this cave?", "I enjoy the dark, and dislike light. so yes I enjoy this very much. what brings you here?", "Heading to the dungeon to talk to a prisoner. He tried to kill my father and I need to know who paid him. I don't guess you heard anything?", "I see many prisoners go in, but not many come out. do you know who you are looking for?", "He calls himself Arthur and is a big fat man. He poisoned my father's food but we found out before he ate it", "I have seen a fat man walk by, follow me I will show you where he is " ]

[ "who goes there!", "I am the prince. Who dares talk to me in that way?", "I am he who inhabits this cave. your name means nothing here", "A bat! I'm just making my way through so don't worry about me", "I worry about anyone that disturbs me. and your torches are doing jus that!", "That is fair. Sorry to disturb you. How are you other than that?", "No one ever asks me how I am, good I guess....", "Well that's not fair. I always get whatever I want so people are always asking me how I'm doing. Do you like living in this cave?", "I enjoy the dark, and dislike light. so yes I enjoy this very much. what brings you here?", "Heading to the dungeon to talk to a prisoner. He tried to kill my father and I need to know who paid him. I don't guess you heard anything?", "I see many prisoners go in, but not many come out. do you know who you are looking for?", "He calls himself Arthur and is a big fat man. He poisoned my father's food but we found out before he ate it" ]

[ "who goes there? I hear something from around my knees but I cannot bend down!", "i am but a simple gnome, im not much shorter than you", "You're three quarters of an inch shorter than me! I am a veritable giant! Anyway, more to the point, what are you doing in our city? ", "i thought i could enjoy myself in a new place", "Well, what do you have to offer us? we have all the riches we desire ", "im simply here to do whatever i please", "I am afraid not, good gnome. None pass into this city without permission ", "oh pretty please i do not bite", "And what are your skills? Can you work in metal, in jewels? ", "i can fend off any troublesome people", "hahahahaha! I have my axe always ready. How can you compete with that? ", "i caused more chaos than you can imagine, when that i tamed it can do a great deal" ]

[ "haha who goes there?", "who goes there? I hear something from around my knees but I cannot bend down!", "i am but a simple gnome, im not much shorter than you", "You're three quarters of an inch shorter than me! I am a veritable giant! Anyway, more to the point, what are you doing in our city? ", "i thought i could enjoy myself in a new place", "Well, what do you have to offer us? we have all the riches we desire ", "im simply here to do whatever i please", "I am afraid not, good gnome. None pass into this city without permission ", "oh pretty please i do not bite", "And what are your skills? Can you work in metal, in jewels? ", "i can fend off any troublesome people", "hahahahaha! I have my axe always ready. How can you compete with that? " ]

[ "Hello sweetie....", "how many years has it been, ive been watching over this chamber for decades", "great job! You are well feared and respected", "yes for the power ive accumulated these centuries people should fear me", "I see you have accumulated crystals too..", "yes they hold a lot of power and energy", "Wow!!! must have missed a lot. You've grown really powerful..and older", "yes it has been lonely but i have grown quite strong", "awwwwnnn..am sorry about that", "it is fine as i understand you have your job to do", "So tell me...do you still love me?", "of course for we are family" ]

[ "ah it has been a while since ive seen you", "Hello sweetie....", "how many years has it been, ive been watching over this chamber for decades", "great job! You are well feared and respected", "yes for the power ive accumulated these centuries people should fear me", "I see you have accumulated crystals too..", "yes they hold a lot of power and energy", "Wow!!! must have missed a lot. You've grown really powerful..and older", "yes it has been lonely but i have grown quite strong", "awwwwnnn..am sorry about that", "it is fine as i understand you have your job to do", "So tell me...do you still love me?" ]

[ "I have not committed any sins unless it is a sin to love God and my wife and children", "Then your poor life is a sign from God for you to join us in the church and serve him!", "I maybe be poor in material goods but I am rich in love. I am humbled by your request, dear priest. ", "This is the sort of religion where YOU pay US to work for us. Is that okay with you?", "No sir! That is not OK! I am already a poor man!", "You have not given God your clothing!", "My priest, I need my clothes as I am poor and cannot afford more.", "God will provide all you need. In the church, we have cloth. A brown cloth. You put it on your back and that will do.", "But what about my wife and children?", "Yes, they will work for us as well. We can use all the help we can get these days.", "Ok. I will get them to join me here.", "Great. You will be rewarded greatly for your service...after you die, of course." ]

[ "What's lead you to this life of squalor, peasant? What sin have you committed?", "I have not committed any sins unless it is a sin to love God and my wife and children", "Then your poor life is a sign from God for you to join us in the church and serve him!", "I maybe be poor in material goods but I am rich in love. I am humbled by your request, dear priest. ", "This is the sort of religion where YOU pay US to work for us. Is that okay with you?", "No sir! That is not OK! I am already a poor man!", "You have not given God your clothing!", "My priest, I need my clothes as I am poor and cannot afford more.", "God will provide all you need. In the church, we have cloth. A brown cloth. You put it on your back and that will do.", "But what about my wife and children?", "Yes, they will work for us as well. We can use all the help we can get these days.", "Ok. I will get them to join me here." ]

[ "cover myself? I have the best dresses ever!", "There are parts of the body that God has gifted you showing which no man should be allowed to see!", "well my rich husband can see anything he wants. Are you married?", "God has commanded me never to be wed.", "then who buys you all your clothes?", "I have one cloth. It's here on my shoulders.", "This is a temple, you should be dressed fancier than that", "This is MY temple. Well...it is my God's. He's much nicer dressed than I am. You should see what he wore to sermon last Sunday.", "you sound uptight. here is a platonic hug for you!", "You have caused a non-platonic desire within me! What have you done??", "sorry, these goodies are for my rich husband, not you!", "Those goodies belong to God!" ]

[ "Cover yourself, harlot! God is watching!", "cover myself? I have the best dresses ever!", "There are parts of the body that God has gifted you showing which no man should be allowed to see!", "well my rich husband can see anything he wants. Are you married?", "God has commanded me never to be wed.", "then who buys you all your clothes?", "I have one cloth. It's here on my shoulders.", "This is a temple, you should be dressed fancier than that", "This is MY temple. Well...it is my God's. He's much nicer dressed than I am. You should see what he wore to sermon last Sunday.", "you sound uptight. here is a platonic hug for you!", "You have caused a non-platonic desire within me! What have you done??", "sorry, these goodies are for my rich husband, not you!" ]

[ "Yes, my princess. It's such a wonderful world. Full of magic and creatures so fine. Creatures like...unicorns, yes?", "Oh yes! Most wonderful magical creatures. I'm so happy they like it here so I can stare at them everyday.", "Yes yes yes. Do you know where we can find them here in this palace? I wish to stare at them too!", "Of coarse I know where they are. They are right in front of you. Can't you see them?", "Right, thank you. Now please close your eyes for one moment.", "I wonder why I should close my eyes? Do you have a surprise for me?", "Yes, a very pleasant, if not loud surprise. Please turn in this direction and cover your ears.", "I don't think the stable boy will like you flirting with me. We have a thing for each other even though I am to marry someone else.", "Okay, I'm going to shoot arrows into these unicorns now. I hope you don't mind.", "How could you?! Who let you in here?! Guards!", "What a swing! But it's too late, the unicorn's horn will be mine!", "No! you can't! He is my very favorite unicorn! Aim a little to the left! Nobody likes that unicorn!" ]