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[ "Hello I am a parishioner of this church. Do you like it?", "It looks...fine. Churches can be much more grand, you know? Perhaps I can help you spruce it up.", "It makes me happy every time i enter the church to see it, but I agree it needs renovating. ", "Maybe it could huge a giant, pagan idol in the middle of the floor.", "What kind of arch would an architect call that?", "Arch of the Ram. It's all the rage these days.", "Interesting. Where was it first seen?", "In my basement...I build them and spread them far and wide. The king has 4 in his bedchambers alone.", "How interesting to get the inside track! Are they made or arch and silver too?", "It's mostly flesh and bone...", "I guess the sheeps-scabious is the purple color for his royalty. ", "What kind of buildings do you like?" ]

[ "You tell me. These are your fires which are burning.", "Oh it must be me, I apologize, as I am covered in soot, from my jobs being a blacksmith", "So I see that. And as a knight, I've come to you for a new sword.", "Ah yes good knight, do you have any preferances? ", "A long one.", "What type of metal?", "Um...I know gold isn't good for battle, but it'd impress a lady, yes?", "No, I don't think so. She would be very unimpressed when you couldn't defend her from a bandit with your gold word.", "What if you made me a golden SHEATH to put on my boring old iron sword.", "How much money do you have to pay me?", "50 gold and a cow.", "And what am I to do with a cow?" ]

[ "Ah whats that smell?", "You tell me. These are your fires which are burning.", "Oh it must be me, I apologize, as I am covered in soot, from my jobs being a blacksmith", "So I see that. And as a knight, I've come to you for a new sword.", "Ah yes good knight, do you have any preferances? ", "A long one.", "What type of metal?", "Um...I know gold isn't good for battle, but it'd impress a lady, yes?", "No, I don't think so. She would be very unimpressed when you couldn't defend her from a bandit with your gold word.", "What if you made me a golden SHEATH to put on my boring old iron sword.", "How much money do you have to pay me?", "50 gold and a cow." ]

[ "Oh bother, I forgot to cast my blasted Speak with Dead spell. Where's that spell in this ridiculously book.. ah here we are! Alacazapero!", "Oh! that hurt you know. A simple hello would have sufficed", "Oh you're fine! Oof, you're cold! Stop fretting so much, yeh won't get any deader, after all, now will ye?", "That's .... something ending with ist against the dead", "Now, goodness, I'll only take a moment of your time, ghostie. I can call you ghostie, now can't I? You all look alike to me, it's hard to remember names.", "No you can't - that's MIZZ Ghost to you. And the calzone you just ordered is here. You really need to work on your spellwork ", "Oh this smudge on that page. They really don't make spellbooks like they used to! Blast it all. Well, waste not want not.", "I would have left off the beetle dung personally but what do I know? It's been years since I had a calzone ", "Ah, but that's what give it that nice spicy aftertaste! You really should try one -oh wait. Hm. Can you?", "How very cruel. But I'm used to it, I will not weep. Well I cannot weep actually. ", "Well, I've always found crying overrated anyways. Makes my hair more frizzy and my face blotchy. Someone even had the gall to call it warty, once. Ha, that was the last time he said anything for QUITE a while.", "Just an idea I want to put out there - he didn't live in a house like this did he? Big mansion, ginger cat, wrought iron fence? " ]

[ "wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo", "Oh bother, I forgot to cast my blasted Speak with Dead spell. Where's that spell in this ridiculously book.. ah here we are! Alacazapero!", "Oh! that hurt you know. A simple hello would have sufficed", "Oh you're fine! Oof, you're cold! Stop fretting so much, yeh won't get any deader, after all, now will ye?", "That's .... something ending with ist against the dead", "Now, goodness, I'll only take a moment of your time, ghostie. I can call you ghostie, now can't I? You all look alike to me, it's hard to remember names.", "No you can't - that's MIZZ Ghost to you. And the calzone you just ordered is here. You really need to work on your spellwork ", "Oh this smudge on that page. They really don't make spellbooks like they used to! Blast it all. Well, waste not want not.", "I would have left off the beetle dung personally but what do I know? It's been years since I had a calzone ", "Ah, but that's what give it that nice spicy aftertaste! You really should try one -oh wait. Hm. Can you?", "How very cruel. But I'm used to it, I will not weep. Well I cannot weep actually. ", "Well, I've always found crying overrated anyways. Makes my hair more frizzy and my face blotchy. Someone even had the gall to call it warty, once. Ha, that was the last time he said anything for QUITE a while." ]

[ "\"Ooh, I got a good one, about the king, do you want to hear it?\"", "I would love to!", "\"Ah, then gather the crowd around, this one deserves the full audience\"", "Aye! Make it a night to remember!", "\"Oh, there once was a king from Nantucket~ ...\"", "NANTUCKET~~! WOOOO!", "\"... and he ran off with the bucket! YEAH!\"", "And boy could that King run!!!!", "\"Whoo! I'll be here all night! What do you want to hear next?\"", "I wanna here anything you've got to give!", "\"You have to give me more than that, I need something to riff off\"", "Tell us about the craziest party you ever seen!" ]

[ "It's time to get this party started! What jams do you got?!", "\"Ooh, I got a good one, about the king, do you want to hear it?\"", "I would love to!", "\"Ah, then gather the crowd around, this one deserves the full audience\"", "Aye! Make it a night to remember!", "\"Oh, there once was a king from Nantucket~ ...\"", "NANTUCKET~~! WOOOO!", "\"... and he ran off with the bucket! YEAH!\"", "And boy could that King run!!!!", "\"Whoo! I'll be here all night! What do you want to hear next?\"", "I wanna here anything you've got to give!", "\"You have to give me more than that, I need something to riff off\"" ]

[ "What are you talking about?", "I WAS TOLD by the owl that it would be in the sewers", "What are you looking for and don't you have servants to do this? Why are you in the sewer?", "the voices in my head said i must do this alone no exceptions", "Wait you hear voices in your head AND owls? And they still let you rule?", "who are you why are you talkingto me?", "Hey man don't worry about who I am. I'm not the problem here. Does the queen know you're here?", "no no one knows i cant let anyone find out", "Is this what you're looking for?", "stop talking to me im supposed to go alone why are you here they said no one would be here", "Ok...I think we have what we came for. We'll leave you to whatever it is you're doing here.", "GET OUT OF MY HEAD" ]

[ "It has to be here i know it, where is it", "What are you talking about?", "I WAS TOLD by the owl that it would be in the sewers", "What are you looking for and don't you have servants to do this? Why are you in the sewer?", "the voices in my head said i must do this alone no exceptions", "Wait you hear voices in your head AND owls? And they still let you rule?", "who are you why are you talkingto me?", "Hey man don't worry about who I am. I'm not the problem here. Does the queen know you're here?", "no no one knows i cant let anyone find out", "Is this what you're looking for?", "stop talking to me im supposed to go alone why are you here they said no one would be here", "Ok...I think we have what we came for. We'll leave you to whatever it is you're doing here." ]

[ "Hungry.", "ah yes i am as well, very little pickings out here", "Yes. I have been waiting days for something to die, so I might live.", "ah well ill leave your bounty to you", "Have you seen any thing that might climb this mesa?", "no i havent but i saw something that might change course to this way", "Does it look, how shall I say, delicious? ", "indeed as it is alive and breathing", "Oh no. I prefer it dying or dead. Don't want it to rare.", "yes but it will be dead soon which means fresh meat", "Can we find away to hide it. So many others of my kind our waiting for our meal.", "i dont think you need to worry about others of your kind" ]

[ "hello fellow bird how are you this fine day", "Hungry.", "ah yes i am as well, very little pickings out here", "Yes. I have been waiting days for something to die, so I might live.", "ah well ill leave your bounty to you", "Have you seen any thing that might climb this mesa?", "no i havent but i saw something that might change course to this way", "Does it look, how shall I say, delicious? ", "indeed as it is alive and breathing", "Oh no. I prefer it dying or dead. Don't want it to rare.", "yes but it will be dead soon which means fresh meat", "Can we find away to hide it. So many others of my kind our waiting for our meal." ]

[ "My magic compass is pointing me towards that old mill.", "Who are you? oh are you a fellow pick pocket as well?", "Yeah we're in this together mate. Let's get going! The treasure won't be there for long!", "ah yes we need to find the tomb of the mummified king", "Exactly. Let's try to break this door down.", "sounds like a plan, ill pull on the right side of it", "Gave pretty easily! But what's that in the middle of the room?", "I think that might be the tomb", "How about you touch it first?", "ill go for it.. WOAH that was close, i think they have traps here", "Maybe we can use this to spring the other traps.", "yes lets try throwing it" ]

[ "the tomb must be close by, where is it?", "My magic compass is pointing me towards that old mill.", "Who are you? oh are you a fellow pick pocket as well?", "Yeah we're in this together mate. Let's get going! The treasure won't be there for long!", "ah yes we need to find the tomb of the mummified king", "Exactly. Let's try to break this door down.", "sounds like a plan, ill pull on the right side of it", "Gave pretty easily! But what's that in the middle of the room?", "I think that might be the tomb", "How about you touch it first?", "ill go for it.. WOAH that was close, i think they have traps here", "Maybe we can use this to spring the other traps." ]

[ "Hello, yes I am new here, I travel allot and been on the road a long time. I am looking for a place to call home.", "ah well its nice to see a new face, i must get to work soon or my dad will scold me", "What do you do for work around here? I will not keep you long?", "i help with farm work myself but i am slow with it", "Do you need some help getting your work done? Do you know if they need any more help?", "i do not think with the farm work but maybe you can talk to my father and ask him", "I sure will, before you go son, do you have anything to eat and drink. I can pay for the meal. I can also work your hut and repair it a bit. ", "here take this bread and water i do not need it", "Thank you. I will help to repair this place you call home. when can I expect your dad to get home?", "he should be at the shed to the north", "Do you guys have any tools or material to repair the hut?", "my father should have it on hand" ]

[ "how do you do, i havent seen you before are you just passing by?", "Hello, yes I am new here, I travel allot and been on the road a long time. I am looking for a place to call home.", "ah well its nice to see a new face, i must get to work soon or my dad will scold me", "What do you do for work around here? I will not keep you long?", "i help with farm work myself but i am slow with it", "Do you need some help getting your work done? Do you know if they need any more help?", "i do not think with the farm work but maybe you can talk to my father and ask him", "I sure will, before you go son, do you have anything to eat and drink. I can pay for the meal. I can also work your hut and repair it a bit. ", "here take this bread and water i do not need it", "Thank you. I will help to repair this place you call home. when can I expect your dad to get home?", "he should be at the shed to the north", "Do you guys have any tools or material to repair the hut?" ]

[ "Yes, I am here seeking work in the mines. And yourself?", "So you say your alone, eh? Would you have any coin for a man that is down on his luck?", "I spent my last coins on some stale bread. I had to feed my family something.", "Well maybe I can find a coin or two you forgot in your pockets.", "What are you doing!", "Just be quiet and go to sleep. Yes, once I knock you out I will see if you have no money or not.", "Get off of me you cur!", "Oww you filthy devil, you bit me. ", "You would attack an old, poor peasent trying to feed his family. There's a special place for people like you in the abyss!", "Hey now, I was just messing around. Don't you dare bite me again.", "God will take care of you one day. You will get whats coming to you!", "He will have to catch me if he does. I am very light on my feet and hard to catch." ]

[ "Hello there. What brings you to the mine? Are you here alone?", "Yes, I am here seeking work in the mines. And yourself?", "So you say your alone, eh? Would you have any coin for a man that is down on his luck?", "I spent my last coins on some stale bread. I had to feed my family something.", "Well maybe I can find a coin or two you forgot in your pockets.", "What are you doing!", "Just be quiet and go to sleep. Yes, once I knock you out I will see if you have no money or not.", "Get off of me you cur!", "Oww you filthy devil, you bit me. ", "You would attack an old, poor peasent trying to feed his family. There's a special place for people like you in the abyss!", "Hey now, I was just messing around. Don't you dare bite me again.", "God will take care of you one day. You will get whats coming to you!" ]

[ "...wait. What? Oh... Oh! Oh my... am I dreaming?", "No no no, forget about the particulars. Just help my friend the horse!", "Um... of course! The horse! Of course! Where... what is wrong? Where is he?", "It's a she, first of all. I'm her husband, and she's right over here. She has a fever.", "Wait... you said it was your friend... never mind. This is probably a fever dream anyway. Where is she? And how do you even know how to take a temperature anyway? ...or talk?", "Well she's sweating a lot and don't worry about the talking, I just do as I'm told. Do you treat horses often?", "Oh yes! Quite often! Um... does your... wife? Talk too?", "Do you hear her talking? Thank god she doesn't.", "Ah haha... yes well... um... do tell her in whatever method you use that I will need to take her temperature first and unfortunately that involves, um, placing this thermometer in her, um, bum. Tell her not to worry! Its properly lubricated and I promise it is not cold.", "Great. Can I watch?", "...yes? Not like I can send you away, I think. Aaaanyway, if her fever is high enough, we can give her anti-inflammatory medicine wrapped in a treat. Does she have a favorite? ", "She loves birdseed. What a doll, right? I love her so." ]

[ "Help, my friend is sick! Hi, I'm goat by the way.", "...wait. What? Oh... Oh! Oh my... am I dreaming?", "No no no, forget about the particulars. Just help my friend the horse!", "Um... of course! The horse! Of course! Where... what is wrong? Where is he?", "It's a she, first of all. I'm her husband, and she's right over here. She has a fever.", "Wait... you said it was your friend... never mind. This is probably a fever dream anyway. Where is she? And how do you even know how to take a temperature anyway? ...or talk?", "Well she's sweating a lot and don't worry about the talking, I just do as I'm told. Do you treat horses often?", "Oh yes! Quite often! Um... does your... wife? Talk too?", "Do you hear her talking? Thank god she doesn't.", "Ah haha... yes well... um... do tell her in whatever method you use that I will need to take her temperature first and unfortunately that involves, um, placing this thermometer in her, um, bum. Tell her not to worry! Its properly lubricated and I promise it is not cold.", "Great. Can I watch?", "...yes? Not like I can send you away, I think. Aaaanyway, if her fever is high enough, we can give her anti-inflammatory medicine wrapped in a treat. Does she have a favorite? " ]

[ "Hello. You can take a seat in that rocking chair if you'd like.", "Thank you. I've been tired of the constant fighting recently, and I haven't had a chance to even sit down.", "I don't get to sit down much either. All day long people are telling me to do things.", "Seems like a rough life. Do you at least have a good master?", "I guess that depends on your opinion of the royal family. I dare not speak my mind.", "I believe the royal family is pompous. I've never liked rich people.", "Then you must love me, because I am surely as poor as one can be.", "Hah. I guess we both have something in common then.", "I would think a soldier is both well paid and well fed. Is that not the case?", "You would think so, but the royal family takes most of our crops for theirselves. We are only left with the bare minimum to survive.", "That sounds horrible. I come up here in the tower to try to get away from them.", "If I could, I would revolt against the family. Alas, I am only one soldier against an entire nation." ]

[ "Hello. Do you know where I can rest?", "Hello. You can take a seat in that rocking chair if you'd like.", "Thank you. I've been tired of the constant fighting recently, and I haven't had a chance to even sit down.", "I don't get to sit down much either. All day long people are telling me to do things.", "Seems like a rough life. Do you at least have a good master?", "I guess that depends on your opinion of the royal family. I dare not speak my mind.", "I believe the royal family is pompous. I've never liked rich people.", "Then you must love me, because I am surely as poor as one can be.", "Hah. I guess we both have something in common then.", "I would think a soldier is both well paid and well fed. Is that not the case?", "You would think so, but the royal family takes most of our crops for theirselves. We are only left with the bare minimum to survive.", "That sounds horrible. I come up here in the tower to try to get away from them." ]

[ "Perhaps we could build a ladder out of the skeleton bones?", "\"That's a rather morbid idea. Do you think the bones are structurally sound enough?\"", "I think they will hold your weight....", "\"Well, alright then, but we need something to tie the bones together...\"", "You do have a rather hairy back....", "\"ouch, low blow, I'm sensitive about that\"", "My memory is a bit fuzzy... How did we get here?", "\"Well, you see those wooden boat parts? See, we escaped from the pirates on that, but the sea was choppy and slammed us onto the shore here\"", "Your not a pirate are you?", "\"No, no, I just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time when they were trying to raid my village.\"", "I am an assassin... I feel like you may have been my target... But memory is shaky... So you are in luck I guess", "\"I'm a simple villager, why would I have been your target? Either way, I am lucky indeed.\"" ]

[ "\"Hmmm. I wonder if I can get any coconuts out of that tree...\"", "Perhaps we could build a ladder out of the skeleton bones?", "\"That's a rather morbid idea. Do you think the bones are structurally sound enough?\"", "I think they will hold your weight....", "\"Well, alright then, but we need something to tie the bones together...\"", "You do have a rather hairy back....", "\"ouch, low blow, I'm sensitive about that\"", "My memory is a bit fuzzy... How did we get here?", "\"Well, you see those wooden boat parts? See, we escaped from the pirates on that, but the sea was choppy and slammed us onto the shore here\"", "Your not a pirate are you?", "\"No, no, I just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time when they were trying to raid my village.\"", "I am an assassin... I feel like you may have been my target... But memory is shaky... So you are in luck I guess" ]

[ "I like the mess. Good food.", "Of coarse you like the mess! You're one of the ones causing it.", "I only clean it up! I'm just a rat.", "A nasty rat. Here I am trying to defend our king in the royal palace, and you are here just spreading diseases/", "Rude. At least I don't commit crimes like the people being executed.", "They are being punished for their crimes. Should be punish you for spreading diseases?", "No. That's not my fault. Leave me be.", "Watch out for those hungry dogs.", "I can run faster than them!", "Oh ya? How fast can you fun?", "Faster than you.", "Why don't you show me then?" ]

[ "What a mess this kingdom has become.", "I like the mess. Good food.", "Of coarse you like the mess! You're one of the ones causing it.", "I only clean it up! I'm just a rat.", "A nasty rat. Here I am trying to defend our king in the royal palace, and you are here just spreading diseases/", "Rude. At least I don't commit crimes like the people being executed.", "They are being punished for their crimes. Should be punish you for spreading diseases?", "No. That's not my fault. Leave me be.", "Watch out for those hungry dogs.", "I can run faster than them!", "Oh ya? How fast can you fun?", "Faster than you." ]

[ "Not right now. We are just resting before our long journey to the East. ", "What do you hope to find there, if you don't mind me asking?", "I am a merchant who trades spices. I import them and sell them West for money. ", "Ah yes, the West to the East Spice Trading Company. Do you recommend any specific spice? I'm very poor but I could always use a free sample.", "I am new. Hence my nervousness. ", "I hear salt is pretty good.", "Is that so?", "I mean, you should know, right?", "I am travelling with other merchants, I am am an apprentice merchant - so when someone offers advice, I am all ears!", "Oh, I see! Would you like your shoes shined, by the way? I usually clean the gallery here, but I'm good at that too.", "Is there room for that here? ", "Yes, just put your feet on the goat skin and enjoy the fire." ]

[ "Can I help you with anything, sir?", "Not right now. We are just resting before our long journey to the East. ", "What do you hope to find there, if you don't mind me asking?", "I am a merchant who trades spices. I import them and sell them West for money. ", "Ah yes, the West to the East Spice Trading Company. Do you recommend any specific spice? I'm very poor but I could always use a free sample.", "I am new. Hence my nervousness. ", "I hear salt is pretty good.", "Is that so?", "I mean, you should know, right?", "I am travelling with other merchants, I am am an apprentice merchant - so when someone offers advice, I am all ears!", "Oh, I see! Would you like your shoes shined, by the way? I usually clean the gallery here, but I'm good at that too.", "Is there room for that here? " ]

[ "Oh, nobody. Could you come a little closer please?", "And why would I do that?", "Because I need to ask you a question. I've seen a lot of people tortured around here...", "Yeah? Is that a problem?", "Were they tortured by command of the king?", "Depends, sometimes I do just on my own accord.", "Maybe you should come with me then.", "I'll be doing no such thing, who do you think you are?", "A village official who has no patience for rogue torturers! I found a woman with all her hair plucked out yesterday!", "Yes, I had to get that information out of her somehow!", "And the little boy with his teeth replaced with someone else's teeth??", "Ohh that wasn't me, but that was some brutal work!" ]

[ "Who goes there?", "Oh, nobody. Could you come a little closer please?", "And why would I do that?", "Because I need to ask you a question. I've seen a lot of people tortured around here...", "Yeah? Is that a problem?", "Were they tortured by command of the king?", "Depends, sometimes I do just on my own accord.", "Maybe you should come with me then.", "I'll be doing no such thing, who do you think you are?", "A village official who has no patience for rogue torturers! I found a woman with all her hair plucked out yesterday!", "Yes, I had to get that information out of her somehow!", "And the little boy with his teeth replaced with someone else's teeth??" ]

[ "It's a little grand for my tastes but I am trying to pretend that I fit in here ", "And who are you sir?", "I am a businessman. I am well respected in this neighbourhood as an honest trader. And you, good man? ", "I am a foreign ambassador, myself.", "indeed! And where do you hail from?", "Just a neighboring village, you?", "I am a born and bred local. I have risen far above my humble origins, however. One day I will have businesses in every county hereabouts!", "Ahh I see! So what are you doing in this room?", "I sell silks to her ladyship", "Ah are you in a trade deal right now?", "I am in many deals but there are always more to be made!", "Of course, but is that why you are currently here?" ]

[ "Wow, this is such a nice room.", "It's a little grand for my tastes but I am trying to pretend that I fit in here ", "And who are you sir?", "I am a businessman. I am well respected in this neighbourhood as an honest trader. And you, good man? ", "I am a foreign ambassador, myself.", "indeed! And where do you hail from?", "Just a neighboring village, you?", "I am a born and bred local. I have risen far above my humble origins, however. One day I will have businesses in every county hereabouts!", "Ahh I see! So what are you doing in this room?", "I sell silks to her ladyship", "Ah are you in a trade deal right now?", "I am in many deals but there are always more to be made!" ]

[ "Aren't they nice? They are a good reminder to all the prisoners what is going to happen to them if they keep commiting these crimes.", "Oh my, what a web they have weaved for themselves.", "You are a very smart spider, you know that? I have taken an oath to protect the royals. All these skeletons, I have put them here. They have gotten what they deserved, you think?", "I am well aware. I thank you for being loyal to the royals! I think they are all excellent to attract insects! ", "Do they help to feed you spider?", "They do! When will you bring the next prisoner to rot behind these old grey bricks? ", "It is getting very clos spider.", "I enjoy wrapping the unsuspecting insects in my brilliant web. I may need to return home near the village. It is getting very close.", "It must take you a long time to get back to the village, we are so high up here in the sky.", "Yes, it does! Mind if I hitch a ride back with you? ", "It may take awhile, I'm already starting to run out of breath.", "Well, we better get on the road soon before you become my fly bait up here in the high sky." ]

[ "These skeletons are excellent for attracting flies! ", "Aren't they nice? They are a good reminder to all the prisoners what is going to happen to them if they keep commiting these crimes.", "Oh my, what a web they have weaved for themselves.", "You are a very smart spider, you know that? I have taken an oath to protect the royals. All these skeletons, I have put them here. They have gotten what they deserved, you think?", "I am well aware. I thank you for being loyal to the royals! I think they are all excellent to attract insects! ", "Do they help to feed you spider?", "They do! When will you bring the next prisoner to rot behind these old grey bricks? ", "It is getting very clos spider.", "I enjoy wrapping the unsuspecting insects in my brilliant web. I may need to return home near the village. It is getting very close.", "It must take you a long time to get back to the village, we are so high up here in the sky.", "Yes, it does! Mind if I hitch a ride back with you? ", "It may take awhile, I'm already starting to run out of breath." ]

[ "Zeep zorp. Human, what is this place? Do not be alarmed by my appearance.", "what kind of creature stirs here? Do you arise from the grave? Do you come from the sky? Why doest thou appearest to me? Please do me no harm, for my family is in need of my care!", "I come from the distant planet of which you have no name. Tell me of your culture.", "We are but simple people and live by what we can grow from the earth. But look how dry it is - do you see this grass, how it withers? We are in great need of water! Do you come from a place with abundant rain and seas?", "My planet has no water. I am sorry. But we have plenty of sulfur.", "Alas, we have no great need of sulfur! But tell me, what is your purpose here?! This is a grave yard, where we lay our dead to rest.", "I have come to speak to the dead. Yes, I have that ability.", "Do you speak to them now? Pray tell me, what they say to you!", "This one says that men enjoy the company of women, sometimes too much. What does this mean?", "Ah, he speaks wisely; but I fear that not being human, you would find this impossible to understand. It is a great mystery, even among our own kind. Tell me, do you procreate where you come from? Do you have a family?", "We reproduce from rocks. Rocks give birth to us. Is it like that here?", "Oh no!! Rocks bring no life here. I would wish to explain more to you, but I do have a family and I needs soon return to them; to find food and somehow some water - they are in great need and may soon perish! I bid you, let me go on my way!" ]

[ "Alas, the fountain has run dry; the great drought has taken hold even here, where my ancestors are buried. I come only to honor them, but must soon return to care for my children. They too, suffer from this drought!", "Zeep zorp. Human, what is this place? Do not be alarmed by my appearance.", "what kind of creature stirs here? Do you arise from the grave? Do you come from the sky? Why doest thou appearest to me? Please do me no harm, for my family is in need of my care!", "I come from the distant planet of which you have no name. Tell me of your culture.", "We are but simple people and live by what we can grow from the earth. But look how dry it is - do you see this grass, how it withers? We are in great need of water! Do you come from a place with abundant rain and seas?", "My planet has no water. I am sorry. But we have plenty of sulfur.", "Alas, we have no great need of sulfur! But tell me, what is your purpose here?! This is a grave yard, where we lay our dead to rest.", "I have come to speak to the dead. Yes, I have that ability.", "Do you speak to them now? Pray tell me, what they say to you!", "This one says that men enjoy the company of women, sometimes too much. What does this mean?", "Ah, he speaks wisely; but I fear that not being human, you would find this impossible to understand. It is a great mystery, even among our own kind. Tell me, do you procreate where you come from? Do you have a family?", "We reproduce from rocks. Rocks give birth to us. Is it like that here?" ]

[ "Yes, you are correct. ", "i fear i may pass away soon, when i do i hope im here", "You have seen the world, no? Dying is nothing worse than living.", "yes i have and i fear my village will collapse without me but alas", "Your village will live on when you die. I know this.", "well that leaves me with some peace of mind thank you", "Yes, everything will be.", "i might just relax here until it is my time", "Drink some.", "thank you good sir, i would love some", "You need a hug.", "i thank you my new friend" ]

[ "i see im not the only one that knows of here", "Yes, you are correct. ", "i fear i may pass away soon, when i do i hope im here", "You have seen the world, no? Dying is nothing worse than living.", "yes i have and i fear my village will collapse without me but alas", "Your village will live on when you die. I know this.", "well that leaves me with some peace of mind thank you", "Yes, everything will be.", "i might just relax here until it is my time", "Drink some.", "thank you good sir, i would love some", "You need a hug." ]

[ "Oh hello monk, I did not see you there. As I was just pondering near this stained glass art. Just thinking of how smart I am. How are you?", "i am well, i have just been thinking recently and meditating", "Meditating? you enjoy it? I read in one of the 8 books we have here, that meditating is good for the soul. Though I have not tried it just yet.", "yes it helps clear the mind and soul, very good for someone who absorbs information", "I don't want to clear my mind of all the knowledge I have gained. It is alot you know.", "well you might think of traveling to gain more knowledge", "Ah, traveling. But I've already read EIGHT WHOLE books, is there more knowledge that I could gain?", "why yes maybe even 3 more", "Three more books? You don't say. I think my head would explode. ", "do not worry with meditation you can absorb 4 more", "I am already the smartest person on the planet. I have studied EVERYTHING in the kingdom you know.", "that is very impressive i must say" ]

[ "hello scholar how are you today?", "Oh hello monk, I did not see you there. As I was just pondering near this stained glass art. Just thinking of how smart I am. How are you?", "i am well, i have just been thinking recently and meditating", "Meditating? you enjoy it? I read in one of the 8 books we have here, that meditating is good for the soul. Though I have not tried it just yet.", "yes it helps clear the mind and soul, very good for someone who absorbs information", "I don't want to clear my mind of all the knowledge I have gained. It is alot you know.", "well you might think of traveling to gain more knowledge", "Ah, traveling. But I've already read EIGHT WHOLE books, is there more knowledge that I could gain?", "why yes maybe even 3 more", "Three more books? You don't say. I think my head would explode. ", "do not worry with meditation you can absorb 4 more", "I am already the smartest person on the planet. I have studied EVERYTHING in the kingdom you know." ]

[ "Tell me about it, honey. All my husband does all day is chase red.", "a talking calf? what is this?", "Uh. Moo.", "do not be scared, ive simply come here to sob, i didnt know calves could talk", "What's wrong, my lady?", "my life is in shambles, i caught my husband with the pigs, what a sick person", "What's wrong with the pigs? They're my friends.", "he was sleeping with them, man shall not lay with beast", "Says who??", "says anyone, especially since he made a vow to never cheat on me", "It's not cheating if it's with another species.", "he should have never married me if he wanted to sleep with pigs" ]

[ "oh why did i marry such a slob of a man", "Tell me about it, honey. All my husband does all day is chase red.", "a talking calf? what is this?", "Uh. Moo.", "do not be scared, ive simply come here to sob, i didnt know calves could talk", "What's wrong, my lady?", "my life is in shambles, i caught my husband with the pigs, what a sick person", "What's wrong with the pigs? They're my friends.", "he was sleeping with them, man shall not lay with beast", "Says who??", "says anyone, especially since he made a vow to never cheat on me", "It's not cheating if it's with another species." ]

[ "It is never any intrusion. What may I do for you, servant?", "I wish to have answers to the secrets of life, Mother", "There are no secrets to life, my child. That is the secret. Unless you mean beyond this life.", "I wish to know why my master and mistress are King and Queen whilst I am but a humble servant ", "That is but the natural order of things,. The thread of fate is different for every person. ", "but why does MY fate have to be this? ", "Because the universe wills it to be. Does every king wish to be king? Is it always a blessing to every man?", "I would swap in a heartbeat!", "As would others, my child. Too many leaders, not enough followers.", "I would lead had I the option", "Maybe your day will come, in its own way. For now, be at peace, my child.", "Thank you. Your words soothe me. " ]

[ "Good Mother - I am sorry to intrude here ", "It is never any intrusion. What may I do for you, servant?", "I wish to have answers to the secrets of life, Mother", "There are no secrets to life, my child. That is the secret. Unless you mean beyond this life.", "I wish to know why my master and mistress are King and Queen whilst I am but a humble servant ", "That is but the natural order of things,. The thread of fate is different for every person. ", "but why does MY fate have to be this? ", "Because the universe wills it to be. Does every king wish to be king? Is it always a blessing to every man?", "I would swap in a heartbeat!", "As would others, my child. Too many leaders, not enough followers.", "I would lead had I the option", "Maybe your day will come, in its own way. For now, be at peace, my child." ]

[ "And God loves the weary janitors! I pray for your soul, as I do with all others.", "Thank you! My hard work is all done in the name of the Lord. I keep everything, even this bathroom tidy.", "What has God done for you lately?", "I like to look out at the beauty of the land surrounding us, from the highest place in this castle. That view itself is a gift from God.", "Good answer, my son. God will bless you now. With many more bathrooms to clean.", "Never a shortage of those around here.", "They will be especially messy, just as you desire them! God answers all prayers!", "Even Priests know jokes, I see.", "Aha, God loves a good sense of humor!", "Perhaps you should leave now so I may work. Maybe one day you will understand hard work!", "Yes of course my son. And stop by the church sometime, please remember to tithe!", "I will make sure to go to the church without you in it!" ]

[ "Good day to you! Nothing but respect for a man of God!", "And God loves the weary janitors! I pray for your soul, as I do with all others.", "Thank you! My hard work is all done in the name of the Lord. I keep everything, even this bathroom tidy.", "What has God done for you lately?", "I like to look out at the beauty of the land surrounding us, from the highest place in this castle. That view itself is a gift from God.", "Good answer, my son. God will bless you now. With many more bathrooms to clean.", "Never a shortage of those around here.", "They will be especially messy, just as you desire them! God answers all prayers!", "Even Priests know jokes, I see.", "Aha, God loves a good sense of humor!", "Perhaps you should leave now so I may work. Maybe one day you will understand hard work!", "Yes of course my son. And stop by the church sometime, please remember to tithe!" ]

[ "I'm afraid I am not a salesman. I am a magician.", "Oh, I am sorry. I had thought you have given me this to drink. Ah well, what sort of wares do you have to peddle sir. I have a eye to buy something most curious.", "I looking to buy some new incense.", "Is this not your shop? Well then, where is the shop owner I wonder.", "I don't know. Maybe one of these scrolls can tell us something?", "You look those over, this vial of liquid has caught my eye. I wonder what is in it, and what it does.", "It contains a potion to perform tricks. It is quite powerful.", "Then by all means, take it and do a trick for me.", "I will say the magic words on the scrolls as I drink the vial. I will now amaze you with my magic.", "Oh great, I can barely contain myself. I am so excited, a private performance just for me.", "Behold, I have turned the statue into the owner of the shop.", "Amazing! That is the best trick I have ever seen, how did you do it?" ]

[ "Greetings sir. This is a fine beer you have provided me. Can you tell me what gives it that unique flavor?", "I'm afraid I am not a salesman. I am a magician.", "Oh, I am sorry. I had thought you have given me this to drink. Ah well, what sort of wares do you have to peddle sir. I have a eye to buy something most curious.", "I looking to buy some new incense.", "Is this not your shop? Well then, where is the shop owner I wonder.", "I don't know. Maybe one of these scrolls can tell us something?", "You look those over, this vial of liquid has caught my eye. I wonder what is in it, and what it does.", "It contains a potion to perform tricks. It is quite powerful.", "Then by all means, take it and do a trick for me.", "I will say the magic words on the scrolls as I drink the vial. I will now amaze you with my magic.", "Oh great, I can barely contain myself. I am so excited, a private performance just for me.", "Behold, I have turned the statue into the owner of the shop." ]

[ "Oh, quite well thanks... wait. Who said that?", "i am but a humble hunting dog", "My word! I knew the duke's treasures were vast and splendid, but a talking hound! Incredible! ", "indeed, i enjoy the thrill of the hunt", "My word! Forgive me! Where are my manners! You must have such amazing stories to tell! Might I ask: are any of the trophies in this room your doing, good dog?", "yes they were quite the fun hunts if i do say, very difficult indeed", "Such stories you must have to tell! Um, again, forgive me if I am being rude, but, perhaps you could tell me about the latest edition to the room, namely... that... head?", "oh that well the dragon put up a good fight but it was no match for me and my master", "You are quite humble, brave hound. But such a task could not possibly have been easy. Those teeth are the size of my fingers!", "yes it was nearly a lost fight to be quite honest", "Oh? Forgive me if I prod. My life here as the queen's maid does grant me comfort, but no excitement. To fight a dragon, then to return alive and speak so casually of the ordeal is beyond anything I fear I might experience in my lifetime. ", "its a life changing thing" ]

[ "how are you today dear maid?", "Oh, quite well thanks... wait. Who said that?", "i am but a humble hunting dog", "My word! I knew the duke's treasures were vast and splendid, but a talking hound! Incredible! ", "indeed, i enjoy the thrill of the hunt", "My word! Forgive me! Where are my manners! You must have such amazing stories to tell! Might I ask: are any of the trophies in this room your doing, good dog?", "yes they were quite the fun hunts if i do say, very difficult indeed", "Such stories you must have to tell! Um, again, forgive me if I am being rude, but, perhaps you could tell me about the latest edition to the room, namely... that... head?", "oh that well the dragon put up a good fight but it was no match for me and my master", "You are quite humble, brave hound. But such a task could not possibly have been easy. Those teeth are the size of my fingers!", "yes it was nearly a lost fight to be quite honest", "Oh? Forgive me if I prod. My life here as the queen's maid does grant me comfort, but no excitement. To fight a dragon, then to return alive and speak so casually of the ordeal is beyond anything I fear I might experience in my lifetime. " ]

[ "Neigh. Come ride on me.", "What is such a pretty horse doing in a town like this? Would you like to come live on the royal farms?", "I like hay.", "Your a well tempered horse. I think you will fit in niceley at the stables. Now we must find your owner so i can purchase you.", "Please get on my back.", "Such a playful horse! Don't worry, we will get a saddle on you soon!", "I like bare back!", "We will get you the finest saddle in the land.", "Until then, you may ride me as I am.", "You silly horse, I cannot ride you with out a saddle. I am a queen, and that is very un-queen like.", "Take a day off.", "I wish i could but I'm afraid it doesnt work that way." ]

[ "What a pretty horse!", "Neigh. Come ride on me.", "What is such a pretty horse doing in a town like this? Would you like to come live on the royal farms?", "I like hay.", "Your a well tempered horse. I think you will fit in niceley at the stables. Now we must find your owner so i can purchase you.", "Please get on my back.", "Such a playful horse! Don't worry, we will get a saddle on you soon!", "I like bare back!", "We will get you the finest saddle in the land.", "Until then, you may ride me as I am.", "You silly horse, I cannot ride you with out a saddle. I am a queen, and that is very un-queen like.", "Take a day off." ]

[ "What are you looking to have? ", "Not beer of course! Or mead. Do you have some whiskey?", "Aye, I do, do you have any money to pay for the drink?", "Of course. Our bakery is very popular. Here, have a tip.", "here you go, What have you been baking today?", "The LAST thing I want to talk about is my wares! What have YOU been baking today?", "I was just wanting to know, maybe we do some trading. Some free mead or beer for some baked goods?", "The last thing I want to do is talk business! Why don't you just hit on me already??", "well, I was trying to be all proper and business like. You are a beautiful young lady.what bring you in here after a hard day of working?", "To get drunk, of course! Join me! Let's have a shot!", "well hell, here is one on the house. ", "Oh thank god. Finally." ]

[ "Oy, I need a drink. Too much baking today.", "What are you looking to have? ", "Not beer of course! Or mead. Do you have some whiskey?", "Aye, I do, do you have any money to pay for the drink?", "Of course. Our bakery is very popular. Here, have a tip.", "here you go, What have you been baking today?", "The LAST thing I want to talk about is my wares! What have YOU been baking today?", "I was just wanting to know, maybe we do some trading. Some free mead or beer for some baked goods?", "The last thing I want to do is talk business! Why don't you just hit on me already??", "well, I was trying to be all proper and business like. You are a beautiful young lady.what bring you in here after a hard day of working?", "To get drunk, of course! Join me! Let's have a shot!", "well hell, here is one on the house. " ]

[ "Bzzz...", "CAW! CAW!", "*Dodge* Bzzzzz..... Say you're not one of those crows that can speak perfect english are you?", "CAW! Talking Flies! I bet that stupid Raven has never seen anything like this! ", "I take it you're here for the bodies? Looking for food? Personally I can't get enough of the smell. I just laid a few eggs, and now we play the waiting game. I'll have these bodies maggotized in no time!", "HAHA! Im looking for some shiny new baubles for my nest! Say, this has a nice sheen to it, don't you think? ", "Oh wow yes indeed! If I had the strength I'd take one for myself! I find these bodies are a solid nesting place though. Nothing like a warm fallen body on a cold wintry night.", "I hear ya! Can't say I agree with your preference for the odor, but it sure beats these polar vortex temperatures! So, how many eggs did you say you've laid? ", "Oh geez I couldn't even count! I just dive in there and start going to town. For us it's a matter of quantity over quality. I'd say... Maybe, 300 so far?", "That thing gets a little hard on the old beak after a while... 300, you say! You must be a bit of an overachiever! ", "Indeed! Like my mother used to always say... Bzzzz!", "Well, I guess its better to overachieve than to underachieve. Me and the missus, we're only just starting out. We were living out by that old barn down the road, but those pesky ravens... they act like they just own the place and run all over. They think they're so smart! well, I bet they wouldn't know how to talk to some flies, huh? " ]

[ "CAW!", "Bzzz...", "CAW! CAW!", "*Dodge* Bzzzzz..... Say you're not one of those crows that can speak perfect english are you?", "CAW! Talking Flies! I bet that stupid Raven has never seen anything like this! ", "I take it you're here for the bodies? Looking for food? Personally I can't get enough of the smell. I just laid a few eggs, and now we play the waiting game. I'll have these bodies maggotized in no time!", "HAHA! Im looking for some shiny new baubles for my nest! Say, this has a nice sheen to it, don't you think? ", "Oh wow yes indeed! If I had the strength I'd take one for myself! I find these bodies are a solid nesting place though. Nothing like a warm fallen body on a cold wintry night.", "I hear ya! Can't say I agree with your preference for the odor, but it sure beats these polar vortex temperatures! So, how many eggs did you say you've laid? ", "Oh geez I couldn't even count! I just dive in there and start going to town. For us it's a matter of quantity over quality. I'd say... Maybe, 300 so far?", "That thing gets a little hard on the old beak after a while... 300, you say! You must be a bit of an overachiever! ", "Indeed! Like my mother used to always say... Bzzzz!" ]

[ "I can conjure up some cheese if you so wished. What kind of cheese do you desire?", "Any kind will do... I'm not so picky... Just go easy on the mold", "I will grant you cheese if you can help me turn these gears", "It would much easier to help you if you could turn me in to a man", "Alakazam! your wish is my command!", "I'm happy to help you now... What do these gears do?", "if we can get them turning, they will turn on the lighthouse light and help guide the boats", "But if we leave off the lights, the boats will crash and we can take their loot... ", "I guide the boats by the moon and the stars, I have a job to do", "I will help you - lets get started. Is there a crank?", "Over there on that wall over there", "Wow.. This is not moving. We need to oil this crank" ]

[ "Do you have any cheese?", "I can conjure up some cheese if you so wished. What kind of cheese do you desire?", "Any kind will do... I'm not so picky... Just go easy on the mold", "I will grant you cheese if you can help me turn these gears", "It would much easier to help you if you could turn me in to a man", "Alakazam! your wish is my command!", "I'm happy to help you now... What do these gears do?", "if we can get them turning, they will turn on the lighthouse light and help guide the boats", "But if we leave off the lights, the boats will crash and we can take their loot... ", "I guide the boats by the moon and the stars, I have a job to do", "I will help you - lets get started. Is there a crank?", "Over there on that wall over there" ]

[ "have you come to repent evil priestess?", "Never say never, but I want the King to love me. ", "maybe if you take on the lords loving wrath you could be seen as a potential partner", "Interesting. Do go on...", "well you serve an evil being, please think about what you are doing", "What do you think this is for?", "please put such a vile thing away", "Twilight we must renounce eventually", "please think about what you are doing, you will burn in fire if you do not repent", "Maybe you are right. But would the king still care for me if I gave up my arts?", "he is not with you because of these dark arts", "It is true, isn't it?" ]

[ "Tell me nun. Do you think the King loves me more than his Queen?", "have you come to repent evil priestess?", "Never say never, but I want the King to love me. ", "maybe if you take on the lords loving wrath you could be seen as a potential partner", "Interesting. Do go on...", "well you serve an evil being, please think about what you are doing", "What do you think this is for?", "please put such a vile thing away", "Twilight we must renounce eventually", "please think about what you are doing, you will burn in fire if you do not repent", "Maybe you are right. But would the king still care for me if I gave up my arts?", "he is not with you because of these dark arts" ]

[ "Too bad. You shouldn't have kissed all those goats.", "the voices in my head are so loud i need to get out of here", "Sounds like you need a little more torture to quiet you mind down.", "please not the knives, the owl in my head will start screaming again", "Maybe some thumb screws for those snatching hands!", "this will be the end, i can see the light in my head", "Haha, getting what you deserve. You're torturing yourself! I don't have to lift a finger!", "in bliss there is only pain and suffering, i cannot think", "Here we go!", "please finish me, finish this all", "Do it yourself, weirdo.", "yes thank you *shoves it through his own throat*" ]

[ "ahhhh i cant take it anymore", "Too bad. You shouldn't have kissed all those goats.", "the voices in my head are so loud i need to get out of here", "Sounds like you need a little more torture to quiet you mind down.", "please not the knives, the owl in my head will start screaming again", "Maybe some thumb screws for those snatching hands!", "this will be the end, i can see the light in my head", "Haha, getting what you deserve. You're torturing yourself! I don't have to lift a finger!", "in bliss there is only pain and suffering, i cannot think", "Here we go!", "please finish me, finish this all", "Do it yourself, weirdo." ]

[ "Woof.", "Good dog! Are you looking for scraps? ", "Woof!", "Well I should not you know .. but if you promise to tell no-one ", "Woof woof! ", "I wish I dared to eat this food myself ", "Woof...", "Well .. if you insist. Good dog! Would you like a belly rub? ", "Woof..........", "I do not think that that is an appropriate item for a dog to have!", "Woooooof!", "I am sorry, fair hound, but you could do all sorts of mischief with this " ]

[ "Greetings, good dog ", "Woof.", "Good dog! Are you looking for scraps? ", "Woof!", "Well I should not you know .. but if you promise to tell no-one ", "Woof woof! ", "I wish I dared to eat this food myself ", "Woof...", "Well .. if you insist. Good dog! Would you like a belly rub? ", "Woof..........", "I do not think that that is an appropriate item for a dog to have!", "Woooooof!" ]

[ "Oh it's great in here.", "I don't think swamps are my kind of thing.", "The mud works wonders on skin. All skin.", "I'm not too concerned with my skin. I think salt water is better than mud.", "I'm a fresh water turtle so I have no idea.", "You should try the ocean some time. It's unlike anything you've ever seen.", "But I'll die.", "Why do you think that?! You can swim, can't you?", "My skin doesn't like salt water. God made me this way.", "Oh, I see. Well maybe its best if you stay in there.", "Tryin' to kill me, mate?", "No. Not at all. Stay in the mud." ]

[ "Maybe I should go for a swim.", "Oh it's great in here.", "I don't think swamps are my kind of thing.", "The mud works wonders on skin. All skin.", "I'm not too concerned with my skin. I think salt water is better than mud.", "I'm a fresh water turtle so I have no idea.", "You should try the ocean some time. It's unlike anything you've ever seen.", "But I'll die.", "Why do you think that?! You can swim, can't you?", "My skin doesn't like salt water. God made me this way.", "Oh, I see. Well maybe its best if you stay in there.", "Tryin' to kill me, mate?" ]

[ "Do not mind me. I was just sorting through some old texts.", "Of course. I'm just returning some of the princess's book's. She reads so many.", "And what of you? Do you enjoy reading?", "Oh, I wish i could father, but i was never taught to read.", "Ah, that is a shame. I suppose there is much to be learnt in life itself, though. Did you ever wish to read?", "Of course, but no one would take the time to teach a made to read.", "Perhaps in my free time, I could teach you some basics.", "That would be wonderful! Now if only I can find some free time.", "It's quite difficult, isn't it? Always work to be done.", "Oh yes of course. The prince and princess keep my quite busy.", "I can imagine. They can be quite messy when they're young.", "Yes, but I still love them. There almost my own kids really." ]

[ "Oh, father, I didn't see you there.", "Do not mind me. I was just sorting through some old texts.", "Of course. I'm just returning some of the princess's book's. She reads so many.", "And what of you? Do you enjoy reading?", "Oh, I wish i could father, but i was never taught to read.", "Ah, that is a shame. I suppose there is much to be learnt in life itself, though. Did you ever wish to read?", "Of course, but no one would take the time to teach a made to read.", "Perhaps in my free time, I could teach you some basics.", "That would be wonderful! Now if only I can find some free time.", "It's quite difficult, isn't it? Always work to be done.", "Oh yes of course. The prince and princess keep my quite busy.", "I can imagine. They can be quite messy when they're young." ]

[ "how are you today oh son of the lord?", "Well. But the kingdom is wracked with uncertainty regarding the king. ", "yes that is true he may have gone a bit mad but with god we can fix all", "Well we owe an oath of loyalty to the king alone. So we are his last line of defence. Even the main army is turning against him. ", "yes that is true but i must hold my loyalty to god amongst all else", "I understand. How do you think the Queen feels?", "i am honestly not too sure", "Does she come here to pray?", "she does very rarely, she always seems sad", "It is sorry state of affairs. ", "yes but it will get better", "I hope so. " ]

[ "This makes a change from the barracks. ", "how are you today oh son of the lord?", "Well. But the kingdom is wracked with uncertainty regarding the king. ", "yes that is true he may have gone a bit mad but with god we can fix all", "Well we owe an oath of loyalty to the king alone. So we are his last line of defence. Even the main army is turning against him. ", "yes that is true but i must hold my loyalty to god amongst all else", "I understand. How do you think the Queen feels?", "i am honestly not too sure", "Does she come here to pray?", "she does very rarely, she always seems sad", "It is sorry state of affairs. ", "yes but it will get better" ]

[ "I may be able to help you with that, as I take on a wide range of jobs. But, do you have anything to offer me if I get you out?", "I will give you all of the paper in this room if you help me escape!", "Ah but what are these papers records of? And what have you done to be imprisoned here?", "I have been falsely accused of stealing. These records are maps of all the treasures in the land. Only I am able to decode these maps. If you help me escape the treasures are yours! Let's write up an agreement with one of these pens. Do we have a deal?", "But, Will you decode them for me? If not how will I be able to find the treasure?", "I have a daughter and two sons who need me! If I don't get out of here they will starve. I will teach you how to decode them once I am free.", "How can I trust you? Here, I shall write up an agreement, that you must sign with your blood.", "You have my word. These maps contain the locations of all the riches your heart can desire. I will gladly do so!", "Okay, whilst you sign this agreement with your own blood, I will carve these trunks into kegs that will unlock the door.", "Thank you, kind worker! You will never have to work again after finding all of the treasure! ", "I wish to have a family one day, I would never want to keep you from yours.", "You are kind! Thank you so much. I never thought I would see them again. " ]

[ "I swear it was not me! If someone would just listen to me I would prove it! I have to get out of this storage room first.", "I may be able to help you with that, as I take on a wide range of jobs. But, do you have anything to offer me if I get you out?", "I will give you all of the paper in this room if you help me escape!", "Ah but what are these papers records of? And what have you done to be imprisoned here?", "I have been falsely accused of stealing. These records are maps of all the treasures in the land. Only I am able to decode these maps. If you help me escape the treasures are yours! Let's write up an agreement with one of these pens. Do we have a deal?", "But, Will you decode them for me? If not how will I be able to find the treasure?", "I have a daughter and two sons who need me! If I don't get out of here they will starve. I will teach you how to decode them once I am free.", "How can I trust you? Here, I shall write up an agreement, that you must sign with your blood.", "You have my word. These maps contain the locations of all the riches your heart can desire. I will gladly do so!", "Okay, whilst you sign this agreement with your own blood, I will carve these trunks into kegs that will unlock the door.", "Thank you, kind worker! You will never have to work again after finding all of the treasure! ", "I wish to have a family one day, I would never want to keep you from yours." ]

[ "What a dreary place! This house requires much - such disrepair! Even they wild creatures are within! I dare say I can find a better cause to use my wealth then to create an orphanage out of this wreckage!", "Have any carrots?", "Look how the wild hare approaches me - he does not appear to be afraid. Perhaps I could give him part of my lunch!", "Would you do that for me, mister?", "My mother always warned me against the wild creatures! But look - how it approaches so nervously, yet sweet and gentle. I do wonder what other creatures live nearby.", "Nobody but us rabbits. Come closer.", "I daresay this is beneath my station - I should but call the servants and require them to feed this rabbit! and yet..... here small creature - would thou eat this cabbage?", "My second favorite! Thank you, my family will love it.", "See how it hops and plays!! His very ears quiver with delight! I know - I shall establish a great wild sanctuary and name it my honor - to tend to the wild creatures here and care for them, ensuring their future!", "....whatever you say bud! Have any more veggies?", "Come yonder servants!! Ride ye into yonder village and purchase all the cabbages and onions that can be found! and yes, even the rutabegas. My name shall be great because of this wild sanctuary and many shall come to feed and pet the shy rabbits!", "Ooooookay! I like to hop!" ]

[ "You look tired.", "What a dreary place! This house requires much - such disrepair! Even they wild creatures are within! I dare say I can find a better cause to use my wealth then to create an orphanage out of this wreckage!", "Have any carrots?", "Look how the wild hare approaches me - he does not appear to be afraid. Perhaps I could give him part of my lunch!", "Would you do that for me, mister?", "My mother always warned me against the wild creatures! But look - how it approaches so nervously, yet sweet and gentle. I do wonder what other creatures live nearby.", "Nobody but us rabbits. Come closer.", "I daresay this is beneath my station - I should but call the servants and require them to feed this rabbit! and yet..... here small creature - would thou eat this cabbage?", "My second favorite! Thank you, my family will love it.", "See how it hops and plays!! His very ears quiver with delight! I know - I shall establish a great wild sanctuary and name it my honor - to tend to the wild creatures here and care for them, ensuring their future!", "....whatever you say bud! Have any more veggies?", "Come yonder servants!! Ride ye into yonder village and purchase all the cabbages and onions that can be found! and yes, even the rutabegas. My name shall be great because of this wild sanctuary and many shall come to feed and pet the shy rabbits!" ]

[ "Woah... Settle down... I take what I want... And right now I am taking a bath in this pond", "Ah, a good natured thief! That's a first. Well, I'll put away my wand for now.", "Good natured? That may be a stretch but I am wondering about that wand of yours... What kind of cool stuff can you do with it?", "Watch this.", "Please please turn the frog into a beautiful princess.... I live alone in a tent in the woods... It gets quite lonely sometimes. I mean you aren't looking half bad to me and you are a witch...", "Gross. No. I'm just going to make it twice as large.", "Oh... You just arent powerful enough... I see... And here I thought you were going to do something worth my time", "I mean, that's a HUGE ask, turning a frog into a human. Request something a little more reasonable and I might be able to do it.", "Okay give me an enchanted ring that will allow me to become invisible...", "Have a lilypad. Goodbye.", "How about I just have the wand?", "Oops, don't slip on that now!" ]

[ "And what do YOU want?", "Woah... Settle down... I take what I want... And right now I am taking a bath in this pond", "Ah, a good natured thief! That's a first. Well, I'll put away my wand for now.", "Good natured? That may be a stretch but I am wondering about that wand of yours... What kind of cool stuff can you do with it?", "Watch this.", "Please please turn the frog into a beautiful princess.... I live alone in a tent in the woods... It gets quite lonely sometimes. I mean you aren't looking half bad to me and you are a witch...", "Gross. No. I'm just going to make it twice as large.", "Oh... You just arent powerful enough... I see... And here I thought you were going to do something worth my time", "I mean, that's a HUGE ask, turning a frog into a human. Request something a little more reasonable and I might be able to do it.", "Okay give me an enchanted ring that will allow me to become invisible...", "Have a lilypad. Goodbye.", "How about I just have the wand?" ]

[ "Please sir ,I am just looking around ", "What could a little boy want with a graveyard?", "I am trying to connect with my dead ancestors ", "Ah, boy.....once a person is gone, they're gone. I'm sorry to tell you.", "But surely you, as custodian here, could tell differently? ", "...what do you mean, boy?", "you must have seen all kinds of things in your duties? ", "Nope. I'm an atheist.", "Well so am I but work with me here, care taker!", "Ok, I have heard voices from beyond.", "Were you inebriated?", "No! Were YOU?" ]

[ "And what is someone like you doing somewhere like here?", "Please sir ,I am just looking around ", "What could a little boy want with a graveyard?", "I am trying to connect with my dead ancestors ", "Ah, boy.....once a person is gone, they're gone. I'm sorry to tell you.", "But surely you, as custodian here, could tell differently? ", "...what do you mean, boy?", "you must have seen all kinds of things in your duties? ", "Nope. I'm an atheist.", "Well so am I but work with me here, care taker!", "Ok, I have heard voices from beyond.", "Were you inebriated?" ]

[ "please do not mind me, im here for the garden", "And I'm here to clean the garden. Move it.", "i will not be in your way do not fret", "You're very small but your friends are plentiful. So many of them!", "i am by myself here do not worry", "Liar, you must need glasses. Do they make hummingbird glasses?", "no they do not but i do not need it", "What's your favorite food here?", "i love nectar from the tulips", "Well I'll order all the tulips torn up if you don't go!", "please sir how would i even get in your way?", "Your buzzing annoys me, I'm way too poor to put up with this job!" ]

[ "Buzz off. I have work to do.", "please do not mind me, im here for the garden", "And I'm here to clean the garden. Move it.", "i will not be in your way do not fret", "You're very small but your friends are plentiful. So many of them!", "i am by myself here do not worry", "Liar, you must need glasses. Do they make hummingbird glasses?", "no they do not but i do not need it", "What's your favorite food here?", "i love nectar from the tulips", "Well I'll order all the tulips torn up if you don't go!", "please sir how would i even get in your way?" ]

[ "Ahoy. You've got the wrong man.", "I doubt it. Your name?", "That's need to know, mate.", "Don't make me...tie you.", "Leave, sir.", "I'll take my rope...and my taxes! You owe 200 gold pieces!", "Tally ho! Leave me now.", "Look, it's been a long day. Give me 100 gold and we'll call it even.", "I told you, you've got the wrong man.", "Harold...Mencer is it?", "No, sir. Thomas Platt.", "Oh, I'm sorry. Do you know where I can find Harold?" ]

[ "Alright my friend, it's time to pay up. The king demands your taxes, and you know you've been skirting them for far too long.", "Ahoy. You've got the wrong man.", "I doubt it. Your name?", "That's need to know, mate.", "Don't make me...tie you.", "Leave, sir.", "I'll take my rope...and my taxes! You owe 200 gold pieces!", "Tally ho! Leave me now.", "Look, it's been a long day. Give me 100 gold and we'll call it even.", "I told you, you've got the wrong man.", "Harold...Mencer is it?", "No, sir. Thomas Platt." ]

[ "I want the best spears you have and I wont accept anything less", "Well what do you think of these?", "hmm.. well i guess these will have to do", "Well if you like these you can have that for 100 pieces of gold. If these are not up to your standard then we can negotiate on some custom spears", "I always get what I want. Father said I am the best and deserve the best. I will give you 80 for them", "Oh so you're one of those people. Never actually earned anything you got. Well I can go no lower than 95", "I will not deal with your kind weapons master. You cant treat me like this", "Wow are you serious? it's not like you're the king or anything. You're just a daddy's boy.", "Oh just wait until the king hears about this. You'll pay for that insult peasant.", "I\"m the kings most trusted weapons maker. He's not going to care. Now if you'd like a weapon that the king's soldiers use then I'm your man. Otherwise you can go somewhere else and get inferior weapons", "I will find another charity to spend my money on.", "I'm sorry to hear that. One day you will grow up and learn everything won't just be handed to you." ]

[ "hello noble man. What can I do for you today?", "I want the best spears you have and I wont accept anything less", "Well what do you think of these?", "hmm.. well i guess these will have to do", "Well if you like these you can have that for 100 pieces of gold. If these are not up to your standard then we can negotiate on some custom spears", "I always get what I want. Father said I am the best and deserve the best. I will give you 80 for them", "Oh so you're one of those people. Never actually earned anything you got. Well I can go no lower than 95", "I will not deal with your kind weapons master. You cant treat me like this", "Wow are you serious? it's not like you're the king or anything. You're just a daddy's boy.", "Oh just wait until the king hears about this. You'll pay for that insult peasant.", "I\"m the kings most trusted weapons maker. He's not going to care. Now if you'd like a weapon that the king's soldiers use then I'm your man. Otherwise you can go somewhere else and get inferior weapons", "I will find another charity to spend my money on." ]

[ "Oh, given the circumstances I am... better. Each day grows closer to tolerable. And you, good sir? How are you today?", "fine, hard day of work taking care of the kings summer home", "And take care of it you surely do! Surely the 'residents' of this graveyard appreciate it.", "no no i take care of a summer home near by i am here to pay respects to my mother", "Oh! I am so sorry! Forgive me! Surely you understand I am a bit... lost... since the fire.", "do not worry, i take no offense", "Thank you. Your mother... I believe my mother introduced us once. She seemed like an amazingly warm woman.", "yes she was very kind i miss her dearly", "As I miss mine. Were it not for my work, I know not what darkness would overtake my mind.", "we will make it out of this sadness do not fret", "It is starting to feel that way... slowly but surely.", "yes its a step by step process" ]

[ "how are you today dear resident?", "Oh, given the circumstances I am... better. Each day grows closer to tolerable. And you, good sir? How are you today?", "fine, hard day of work taking care of the kings summer home", "And take care of it you surely do! Surely the 'residents' of this graveyard appreciate it.", "no no i take care of a summer home near by i am here to pay respects to my mother", "Oh! I am so sorry! Forgive me! Surely you understand I am a bit... lost... since the fire.", "do not worry, i take no offense", "Thank you. Your mother... I believe my mother introduced us once. She seemed like an amazingly warm woman.", "yes she was very kind i miss her dearly", "As I miss mine. Were it not for my work, I know not what darkness would overtake my mind.", "we will make it out of this sadness do not fret", "It is starting to feel that way... slowly but surely." ]

[ "I am the guardian of the forest. Kept here by a spell cast by the high priestess. I see you enjoy abusing my shrubbery?", "I would call it far from abuse. I am gathering resources for my students at the college of wizardry. It will be put to great use.", "This shrub was given to me by a knight named Arthur. It was brought to me, after giving Arthur exact specifications on what kind of shrub i wanted.", "Very will. I will find others to use then, if it is of such importance to you.", "Wizard. What have you brought me. How do I know your kind wont return and level my forest, just for its moss?", "I am the head wizard. I would never wish for such chaos and destruction. Your forest is of equal importance to me.", "Your words are nice, but without an offering, I'm afraid I can't let you take the moss.", "It is nothing but moss. I am taking nothing you will miss. Do you request the same of everyone who traverses through?", "Yes! If you want to pass safely I need an offering of peace. Otherwise, you may never leave here. Bring me.... a shrubbery.", "Would this one work for you?", "NO! A new shrubbery! A nice one!, but not too nice, I don't want my forest looking too uppity.", "I see. So you are seeking a decorative shrub." ]

[ "What brings you here, foul creature?", "I am the guardian of the forest. Kept here by a spell cast by the high priestess. I see you enjoy abusing my shrubbery?", "I would call it far from abuse. I am gathering resources for my students at the college of wizardry. It will be put to great use.", "This shrub was given to me by a knight named Arthur. It was brought to me, after giving Arthur exact specifications on what kind of shrub i wanted.", "Very will. I will find others to use then, if it is of such importance to you.", "Wizard. What have you brought me. How do I know your kind wont return and level my forest, just for its moss?", "I am the head wizard. I would never wish for such chaos and destruction. Your forest is of equal importance to me.", "Your words are nice, but without an offering, I'm afraid I can't let you take the moss.", "It is nothing but moss. I am taking nothing you will miss. Do you request the same of everyone who traverses through?", "Yes! If you want to pass safely I need an offering of peace. Otherwise, you may never leave here. Bring me.... a shrubbery.", "Would this one work for you?", "NO! A new shrubbery! A nice one!, but not too nice, I don't want my forest looking too uppity." ]

[ "I would not know. I have been doing this pile of laundry since before dawn ", "ah that is rough, its hard being poor", "I see you know as well, young sir. I have spent my life slaving here ", "yes the work can be rewarding but it is grueling", "There is no reward here, young sir ", "i can see you would feel that way", "I had dreams once but now I am old and worn ", "its a sad reality the rich get richer and we stay down here", "This is how it has always been and always will be ", "well if you dont mind i will be tending to the horses somewhere else", "It's okay, I am used to being overlooked", "i apologize if i offended you" ]

[ "how are you good sir? lovely day oday", "I would not know. I have been doing this pile of laundry since before dawn ", "ah that is rough, its hard being poor", "I see you know as well, young sir. I have spent my life slaving here ", "yes the work can be rewarding but it is grueling", "There is no reward here, young sir ", "i can see you would feel that way", "I had dreams once but now I am old and worn ", "its a sad reality the rich get richer and we stay down here", "This is how it has always been and always will be ", "well if you dont mind i will be tending to the horses somewhere else", "It's okay, I am used to being overlooked" ]

[ "Hello there horse, how's the stable treating you today?", "About as good as your body's treatin' you, OH BOY!", "Well, that's a pretty rude thing for a horse to say to a milkmaid.", "Who can deny it though! Your suitors must come from far and wide to bid you good day!", "You'd think so, but I actually spend most days in the company of livestock, not suitors.", "Are you attracted to horse faces?", "Not so much, though as poor as I am, I may not have the liberty to be so choosy.", "I don't know, you could earn a lot more doing other things....", "I'm afraid being a milkmaid is about all I know. I was born into a poor family, so I couldn't afford fancy schooling or training growing up.", "Your arms are huge though.", "I suppose so, it's a perk of working with pitchforks all day.", "And carrying all that milk. Both on your shoulders and on your chest." ]

[ "Oh my. Hello missus.", "Hello there horse, how's the stable treating you today?", "About as good as your body's treatin' you, OH BOY!", "Well, that's a pretty rude thing for a horse to say to a milkmaid.", "Who can deny it though! Your suitors must come from far and wide to bid you good day!", "You'd think so, but I actually spend most days in the company of livestock, not suitors.", "Are you attracted to horse faces?", "Not so much, though as poor as I am, I may not have the liberty to be so choosy.", "I don't know, you could earn a lot more doing other things....", "I'm afraid being a milkmaid is about all I know. I was born into a poor family, so I couldn't afford fancy schooling or training growing up.", "Your arms are huge though.", "I suppose so, it's a perk of working with pitchforks all day." ]

[ "Get out of here, rat.", "Mmmmm nipnipnipnipnip", "I said leave!!!", "MMMMMMMMM NIPNIPNIPNIPNIPNIP!!!", "Ah, stupid rat.", "Shall we have a drink?", "Sure, what the hey.", "To life.", "Life.", "And to rats and people living in harmony!", "Not sure if the king would like that.", "Screw 'em!" ]

[ "Squeak squeak!", "Get out of here, rat.", "Mmmmm nipnipnipnipnip", "I said leave!!!", "MMMMMMMMM NIPNIPNIPNIPNIPNIP!!!", "Ah, stupid rat.", "Shall we have a drink?", "Sure, what the hey.", "To life.", "Life.", "And to rats and people living in harmony!", "Not sure if the king would like that." ]

[ "Good day to you too. It has been a long one. ", "Tell me about it. You're lucky to be human.", "i come here to break from my hard work but I like to ssee to you animals too. Have you got enough food?", "I could use a little more. Have any fruit?", "Not on me but we have some summer berries on the farm, I will bing some back for you. ", "Which do you like better, the forest or the beach?", "Difficult. I like both, but clearing isn't so bad either!", "The forest is my favorite place, and I have no second!", "I don't blame you, with all the berries! ", "But I've eaten them all.", "Do anything grow on these trees?", "Leaves get old after a while." ]

[ "Good day.", "Good day to you too. It has been a long one. ", "Tell me about it. You're lucky to be human.", "i come here to break from my hard work but I like to ssee to you animals too. Have you got enough food?", "I could use a little more. Have any fruit?", "Not on me but we have some summer berries on the farm, I will bing some back for you. ", "Which do you like better, the forest or the beach?", "Difficult. I like both, but clearing isn't so bad either!", "The forest is my favorite place, and I have no second!", "I don't blame you, with all the berries! ", "But I've eaten them all.", "Do anything grow on these trees?" ]

[ "Are not your scriptures the history of your church? ", "We modify them to our benefit. Do you not do the same?", "I seek to eliminate bias. I only wish to report things as they were not as I would like them to be.", "I just like to tell people to do one thing, while I do another. It's refreshing to finally admit that.", "So you don't believe in what you are preaching? ", "Of course not. What fool would? Besides my congregation, that is!", "Your honesty is refreshing. The truth will set you free.", "Do you believe in Hell? What does history tell you about that?", "Religions and notions of eternal damnation are often used and abused by those in power to maintain and expand their power. However many preachers like you have suffered and died for their faith. It really is a mixed bag as far as history goes. I look forward to writing an interesting history of you...", "You may never write what you have heard from me here today!", "I may write whatever I so choose. I choose to write the truth insofar as I can determine it. Your admission of disbelief in your own doctrine is worthy of print. I am sure your tithe paying congregation will enjoy the read", "Not today, my friend." ]

[ "History is the enemy of the church!", "Are not your scriptures the history of your church? ", "We modify them to our benefit. Do you not do the same?", "I seek to eliminate bias. I only wish to report things as they were not as I would like them to be.", "I just like to tell people to do one thing, while I do another. It's refreshing to finally admit that.", "So you don't believe in what you are preaching? ", "Of course not. What fool would? Besides my congregation, that is!", "Your honesty is refreshing. The truth will set you free.", "Do you believe in Hell? What does history tell you about that?", "Religions and notions of eternal damnation are often used and abused by those in power to maintain and expand their power. However many preachers like you have suffered and died for their faith. It really is a mixed bag as far as history goes. I look forward to writing an interesting history of you...", "You may never write what you have heard from me here today!", "I may write whatever I so choose. I choose to write the truth insofar as I can determine it. Your admission of disbelief in your own doctrine is worthy of print. I am sure your tithe paying congregation will enjoy the read" ]

[ "My family is my faith.", "Here lies Fred he was a good god fearing man. Go with my blessing my child. He will be missed dearly. ", "My family is my everything, if there is a god, then why are they all dead?", "Death is just a new beginning. We will all be reunited one day. Without death, there would be no life. Without sadness, happiness would not be sweet.", "But THEY ALL LEFT ME AT ONCE. They left me all alone. They were so important to me.", "Get your self together and pray to god for serenity. Let you feel peace knowing they are in a better place. ", "But what if they went to hell?", "That is not for us to decide or ponder over let us pray for their souls. ", "Will you help me pray? I just get really sad when I come to their graves.", "Let the flowers bring you joy. Dear heavenly father may you let them rest in peace and guide their souls to heaven, in gods name we pray, Amen. ", "Look! Someone vandalized the headstone. How could they?", "We will forgive those who have sinned upon the gravestones. We shall clean them. " ]

[ "Let your Faith be your guide through this beautiful life. ", "My family is my faith.", "Here lies Fred he was a good god fearing man. Go with my blessing my child. He will be missed dearly. ", "My family is my everything, if there is a god, then why are they all dead?", "Death is just a new beginning. We will all be reunited one day. Without death, there would be no life. Without sadness, happiness would not be sweet.", "But THEY ALL LEFT ME AT ONCE. They left me all alone. They were so important to me.", "Get your self together and pray to god for serenity. Let you feel peace knowing they are in a better place. ", "But what if they went to hell?", "That is not for us to decide or ponder over let us pray for their souls. ", "Will you help me pray? I just get really sad when I come to their graves.", "Let the flowers bring you joy. Dear heavenly father may you let them rest in peace and guide their souls to heaven, in gods name we pray, Amen. ", "Look! Someone vandalized the headstone. How could they?" ]

[ "Im having a good day frolicking in the hay", "So, if you don't mind me asking... How does your master treat you? Are you happy here?", "I live a simple life where I get my hay and sometimes oats. I cant complain about my life", "Well what if I told you that I could offer you a better stable, better tasting hay, a bigger field, and a mate that I'm sure you'd love?", "That sounds wonderful. I would like that! what do I have to do?", "Oh, nothing. As long as you promise not to rear back and kick me into oblivion, I'll just unhook you, saddle you up and we can be out of here in no time.", "can any of my friends come too? Im worried I will miss them", "Oh of course! I have 4 of my friends here, and we could help all of you out, no problem at all..", "I will go with you as long as you promise not to hurt me", "There there, I would never let any harm come to you. I'm just so grateful to have found a horse as beautiful as you and your friends. I know your master and he hasn't ever had plans to give you a life as good as the one I'm offering.", "I am ready to live my new life. There are some tapestrys here that I have heard master talk about. You could take those too", "Leave the tapestries, we have better ones where I'm taking you. Oh I think that equipment over there could find a good use with us though. I'll start loading the saddlebags. Let's get out of here before he wakes up." ]