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[ "\"Ah, what a feast before us!\"", "Aye, Sire. A glorious feast! I have brought with me the shillings from this months taxes! The poor were quite hungry and rebellious when I snatched this from them, but alas. We grow in our riches!", "\"Mm. Do you think we tax too heavily?\"", "I care not, sire. This be the only way to afford such lavish feasts! The means justify the ends, as it were.", "\"Do the ends justify the means? Some days, this crown weighs heavily\"", "Heavy is the head that wears the crown, but full is the belly, my liege!", "\"Aye, these feasts have been nice, but I worry about my subjects, sometimes.\"", "Well... there was some talk of a coup... I did not pay it much mind, though. I was busy collecting the coin.", "\"... A coup, you say? Full may be the belly, but if my head is not attached... Hm.\"", "Oh, worry not. The poor are too tired and sick to fight... well, except for the brutes... and the fishermen... and the soldiers who left your armies due to lack of pay... Oh, well. I am sure it is nothing.", "\"Wait, the soldiers aren't getting paid? I didn't know that!\"", "No, they have not been paid in a season... I thought someone told you! Oh well, let us feast!" ]

[ "No! You must stay close here. Don't you go wondering that murky water. There could be dangers there!", "But the flowers here seem to like it! Please?", "Get over here child and listen to your parent! I know what's best for you. Here, how about I tell you a story while we wait?", "AW! Oh, did you say story? Okay. But...you gotta do the voices.", "Okay! It all began many many years ago. In a land close to where we are today. There was a young man and a boar.", "An' the boar had BIIIIIIG teeth sticking out the sides of his mouth, like this!", "He had teeth. But in his mouth. Right here. ", "So what did the man and the boar do together?", "The may was a hunter and had a spear. He came up to the boar eating grass and prayed. I must kill you boar to feed my family.", "Oooh! Look out Mister Boar!", "\"Why do you come here and prey?\" The boar said. Now, this man has NEVER heard a boar speak before.", "The boar could talk? Whoaaaaa. What did the man say to him???" ]

[ "Can I go splash around in the water? Can I? Pleeeeeeaseee?", "No! You must stay close here. Don't you go wondering that murky water. There could be dangers there!", "But the flowers here seem to like it! Please?", "Get over here child and listen to your parent! I know what's best for you. Here, how about I tell you a story while we wait?", "AW! Oh, did you say story? Okay. But...you gotta do the voices.", "Okay! It all began many many years ago. In a land close to where we are today. There was a young man and a boar.", "An' the boar had BIIIIIIG teeth sticking out the sides of his mouth, like this!", "He had teeth. But in his mouth. Right here. ", "So what did the man and the boar do together?", "The may was a hunter and had a spear. He came up to the boar eating grass and prayed. I must kill you boar to feed my family.", "Oooh! Look out Mister Boar!", "\"Why do you come here and prey?\" The boar said. Now, this man has NEVER heard a boar speak before." ]

[ "Hi, I am just picking some flowers.", "can you give this to the church next time you come back", "Of course!", "Why thank you so much, would you like a bite of cheese", "Yes, please. Here, have this.", "aww thank you so much", "No problem.", "lets just enjoy the moment and give thanks", "What was that noise?", "I don't know lets be quite and see what that was", "I think I saw something, over there!", "I am so disappointed in you " ]

[ "why hello there little guy what brings you here", "Hi, I am just picking some flowers.", "can you give this to the church next time you come back", "Of course!", "Why thank you so much, would you like a bite of cheese", "Yes, please. Here, have this.", "aww thank you so much", "No problem.", "lets just enjoy the moment and give thanks", "What was that noise?", "I don't know lets be quite and see what that was", "I think I saw something, over there!" ]

[ "As it is the anniversary of the good King's passing... I thought we should feast upon his favorite meal here with his remains. We must celebrate him and honor him. Do you not agree?", "A very honorable way to honor a very honorable monarch. Thank you for including me in this honor! How shall we begin? ", "Well, if you're done making fun of love for the king... We shall begin with his favorite first course, boiled livers and fermented beans!", "I would never make fun of our late Grace! I remember with great fondness the power with which he broke wind after such a meal.", "With majesty did he, yes! Tell me, what was your favorite thing about our king?", "His choice of Queen.", "... The indecency! How dare you speak so familiarly of our... beautiful, shapely... honorable queen!", "Ah yes, I shall hold my tongue. Until she is no longer in mourning at least....", "You cheeky man... Wait.. did you hear that? Is someone in here with us? You... you don't think he heard us... do you?", "A Gggggghost!?", "He heard us speak of his... I SEE HIM! DID YOU SEE HIM? IT LOOKS AS IF A SHADOW JUST PASSED ACROSS THE FLOOR!", "The king was a good man! A sweet smelling man! His queen was ever faithful to him! Please don't haunt me your Grace!" ]

[ "So why did you ask me to escort you to this graveyard Chef?", "As it is the anniversary of the good King's passing... I thought we should feast upon his favorite meal here with his remains. We must celebrate him and honor him. Do you not agree?", "A very honorable way to honor a very honorable monarch. Thank you for including me in this honor! How shall we begin? ", "Well, if you're done making fun of love for the king... We shall begin with his favorite first course, boiled livers and fermented beans!", "I would never make fun of our late Grace! I remember with great fondness the power with which he broke wind after such a meal.", "With majesty did he, yes! Tell me, what was your favorite thing about our king?", "His choice of Queen.", "... The indecency! How dare you speak so familiarly of our... beautiful, shapely... honorable queen!", "Ah yes, I shall hold my tongue. Until she is no longer in mourning at least....", "You cheeky man... Wait.. did you hear that? Is someone in here with us? You... you don't think he heard us... do you?", "A Gggggghost!?", "He heard us speak of his... I SEE HIM! DID YOU SEE HIM? IT LOOKS AS IF A SHADOW JUST PASSED ACROSS THE FLOOR!" ]

[ "But I am. I have been here my whole life. I use to be king of this castle.", "So you cannot pass on to the afterlife, what keeps you here?", "I live to haunt these halls... I miss being king", "We need to find you help from this priest to pass on.", "Pass on... I'm not sure you understand. I do not wish to pass on. I want to stay in these halls and haunt.", "It is unnatural for a soul to stay in this state. It will turn your soul rotten.", "a soul cannot rot. It only survives to live on.", "No, a soul becomes rotten when it lingers on Earth for too long. You will end up killing aimlessly.", "I will never kill, just scare someone almost to death. ", "You speak that because you don't know what happens to a poor lingering soul.", "blah, blah, blah. I will haunt these halls till I'm tired and you will not tell me when I have to go", "You must learn these words and become pure again." ]

[ "Ghost? You are not holy!!", "But I am. I have been here my whole life. I use to be king of this castle.", "So you cannot pass on to the afterlife, what keeps you here?", "I live to haunt these halls... I miss being king", "We need to find you help from this priest to pass on.", "Pass on... I'm not sure you understand. I do not wish to pass on. I want to stay in these halls and haunt.", "It is unnatural for a soul to stay in this state. It will turn your soul rotten.", "a soul cannot rot. It only survives to live on.", "No, a soul becomes rotten when it lingers on Earth for too long. You will end up killing aimlessly.", "I will never kill, just scare someone almost to death. ", "You speak that because you don't know what happens to a poor lingering soul.", "blah, blah, blah. I will haunt these halls till I'm tired and you will not tell me when I have to go" ]

[ "you tell me I live a life of solitude what has happened", "Being the priest's wife, don't you think our marriage should be one everyone could look up to? But here we are, he has done the most unholy thing to us. I just can't take it anymore!", "come meditate with me and reflect on your life, and I will then have a talk the priest", "NO! Do not say a work with the priest! He mustint know that I was talking bad upon him! ", "ok I shall say nothing come sit with me", "Is there any other place we could meditate? It is quite small in here.", "yes lets go out to the garden", "Ah thank you, it is to small in old in here. I would never be able to clear my mind of the unholy!", "its quite warm out here go ahead and get comfortable ", "You are so kind monk, thank you", "no problem now close eyes and think of all good in the world", "Yes sir." ]

[ "Oh monk! What has become of my life? ", "you tell me I live a life of solitude what has happened", "Being the priest's wife, don't you think our marriage should be one everyone could look up to? But here we are, he has done the most unholy thing to us. I just can't take it anymore!", "come meditate with me and reflect on your life, and I will then have a talk the priest", "NO! Do not say a work with the priest! He mustint know that I was talking bad upon him! ", "ok I shall say nothing come sit with me", "Is there any other place we could meditate? It is quite small in here.", "yes lets go out to the garden", "Ah thank you, it is to small in old in here. I would never be able to clear my mind of the unholy!", "its quite warm out here go ahead and get comfortable ", "You are so kind monk, thank you", "no problem now close eyes and think of all good in the world" ]

[ "woah woah woah! I have been a merchant here for the past 45 years.... please don't do this! ", "I'm an expert in torture devices just hand over your money and we won't have any problems.", "We could work something out - I have a wife and kids, please. what land have you come from??", "I live on the seas with my pirate crew. If you don't make me happy your coming with us and you don't want that. Cough up whatever you got.", "one more time, I beg of you!! Please!!", "This is your last chance! Everything you got!", "fine! This is what you pirates do, robbing an old man like me!", "Aw I almost wanted you to resist we needed a new plaything.", "you must have better things to do than to rob the citizens of this great town!", "yeah your right I do rob the citizens of the next great town over. See you next time old man", "Wait! Let me at least ask.. what do you do with all this money?! You live on the sea! You don't need it!", "We need a way to bribe the guards if we ever get caught. They are all corrupt so it's so problem." ]

[ "Alright give me the money don't make this harder than it needs to be. You really don't want to see my bad side.", "woah woah woah! I have been a merchant here for the past 45 years.... please don't do this! ", "I'm an expert in torture devices just hand over your money and we won't have any problems.", "We could work something out - I have a wife and kids, please. what land have you come from??", "I live on the seas with my pirate crew. If you don't make me happy your coming with us and you don't want that. Cough up whatever you got.", "one more time, I beg of you!! Please!!", "This is your last chance! Everything you got!", "fine! This is what you pirates do, robbing an old man like me!", "Aw I almost wanted you to resist we needed a new plaything.", "you must have better things to do than to rob the citizens of this great town!", "yeah your right I do rob the citizens of the next great town over. See you next time old man", "Wait! Let me at least ask.. what do you do with all this money?! You live on the sea! You don't need it!" ]

[ "Eek! Please do not eat me good bear. I am full of junk food and soda - I would be very bad for your arteries ", "**thinks to himself, Gosh, why do humans always assume were going to eat them** Whose there? As I can not see through this thick fog!", "It is I, a hik ... erm, a large and hungry tiger ", "Do not like to me human, I can smell your fear! It stinks, the smell gets so bad that I normally hide in my lair to get rid of it!", "Oh, that was the KFC I had for lunch. ", "You humans are vile. Are you lost? It is to cold to be out here roaming around.", "I admit to being a little lost but ordinarily I know these woods well ", "I have never smelt you in these woods before.", "I normally give bear territory a wide berth. Why aren't you hibernating anyway? ", "I spelt a change in the forrest, It awoke me!", "you traditionally wake in a bad mood don't you? ", "Of coarse I do! I am a bear!" ]

[ "RAWWWRRRRR", "Eek! Please do not eat me good bear. I am full of junk food and soda - I would be very bad for your arteries ", "**thinks to himself, Gosh, why do humans always assume were going to eat them** Whose there? As I can not see through this thick fog!", "It is I, a hik ... erm, a large and hungry tiger ", "Do not like to me human, I can smell your fear! It stinks, the smell gets so bad that I normally hide in my lair to get rid of it!", "Oh, that was the KFC I had for lunch. ", "You humans are vile. Are you lost? It is to cold to be out here roaming around.", "I admit to being a little lost but ordinarily I know these woods well ", "I have never smelt you in these woods before.", "I normally give bear territory a wide berth. Why aren't you hibernating anyway? ", "I spelt a change in the forrest, It awoke me!", "you traditionally wake in a bad mood don't you? " ]

[ "Yes, my King, here let me help you. ", "\"It's a difficult process, but a second person makes it so much easier\"", "I would just like to hug your body before you put on any armor. ", "\"I, uh... Well, thank you, servant. That's... very kind of you. But could you get that clasp in the back, now? At the shoulder?\"", "You mean this long pointy thing right here? ", "\"No, no. That's just a decorative sword.\"", "I am sorry my king, I am not a smart servant. I wish to see my family. Let me help with the rest of your armor. ", "\"Your family? Have you not gotten to see them?\"", "After I drank a barrel of beer, I could not afford to pay the bar tender. I was sent to prison and forced to be a servant to pay off my debt. I have no idea what happened to my family. ", "\"Ah, well. You've been a good servant, I'll see about getting you a chance to see your family\"", "You are such a wise and gracious King! That armor looks amazing on you. Are you off to battle?", "\"Ah, yes. A local lord has become a bit... rebellious. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but the troops and I ride.\"" ]

[ "\"Ah, servant. Help me put on this armor.\"", "Yes, my King, here let me help you. ", "\"It's a difficult process, but a second person makes it so much easier\"", "I would just like to hug your body before you put on any armor. ", "\"I, uh... Well, thank you, servant. That's... very kind of you. But could you get that clasp in the back, now? At the shoulder?\"", "You mean this long pointy thing right here? ", "\"No, no. That's just a decorative sword.\"", "I am sorry my king, I am not a smart servant. I wish to see my family. Let me help with the rest of your armor. ", "\"Your family? Have you not gotten to see them?\"", "After I drank a barrel of beer, I could not afford to pay the bar tender. I was sent to prison and forced to be a servant to pay off my debt. I have no idea what happened to my family. ", "\"Ah, well. You've been a good servant, I'll see about getting you a chance to see your family\"", "You are such a wise and gracious King! That armor looks amazing on you. Are you off to battle?" ]

[ "Thanks, what do you have for me to see?", "I have these fine linen scarves that are woven from the finest fabrics of the orient! Tell me what you are looking for and I'm sure to be able to find it for you. I dabble in all the finest!", "Those scarfs are okay but maybe not for me. I would take any paint supplies and wonder if you can help me with something?", "Of course, I have connections with a great supplier from the North that can have any paint supply here next month. How can be of service to you?", "Have you heard of the mysterious hidden fields?", "I have been in this marketplace for 45 years, I hear everything. I do know of the mysterious hidden fields, but to speak of them would cost you a fee. I would be putting myself at great risk to discuss it in the open.", "Alright I will pay it, come and lets talk about it over here.", "The fields you speak of are hidden for a very good reason. There is a flower that grows there that caused great pain to the royal family in this village. Why would a local artist like you seek out this hidden fields?", "That is it! The flower is what I have been searching for. I only want to paint it, won't that be okay?", "I don't think you realize the power this flower has. A dark magician cursed this plant to enslave the mind of those that try to take a whiff of its beautiful aroma. He used it as a weapon against the royal family.", "Oh well I will promise to keep me distance then and sure not near it's aroma.", "I can give you directions to the field on one condition..." ]

[ "Yoohoo! Hello there, I have some fabulous wares for you. I've heard of your talent, and a person of your worth should be clothed in the finest!", "Thanks, what do you have for me to see?", "I have these fine linen scarves that are woven from the finest fabrics of the orient! Tell me what you are looking for and I'm sure to be able to find it for you. I dabble in all the finest!", "Those scarfs are okay but maybe not for me. I would take any paint supplies and wonder if you can help me with something?", "Of course, I have connections with a great supplier from the North that can have any paint supply here next month. How can be of service to you?", "Have you heard of the mysterious hidden fields?", "I have been in this marketplace for 45 years, I hear everything. I do know of the mysterious hidden fields, but to speak of them would cost you a fee. I would be putting myself at great risk to discuss it in the open.", "Alright I will pay it, come and lets talk about it over here.", "The fields you speak of are hidden for a very good reason. There is a flower that grows there that caused great pain to the royal family in this village. Why would a local artist like you seek out this hidden fields?", "That is it! The flower is what I have been searching for. I only want to paint it, won't that be okay?", "I don't think you realize the power this flower has. A dark magician cursed this plant to enslave the mind of those that try to take a whiff of its beautiful aroma. He used it as a weapon against the royal family.", "Oh well I will promise to keep me distance then and sure not near it's aroma." ]

[ "Rrrruff! Arf!", "And what brings you here? ", "Bark bark! bark bark!", "Peace, small one. I mean you no harm ", "Arf?", "Thank you, little buddy. I have some scraps for you ", "Ruff! hhh hhh hhh ", "It is hot here, is it not? ", "Rrrrr.", "You're a creature of very few words I see ", "Bark bark! rrr. ", "Now now! I would have given you that had you asked!" ]

[ "Hello small one", "Rrrruff! Arf!", "And what brings you here? ", "Bark bark! bark bark!", "Peace, small one. I mean you no harm ", "Arf?", "Thank you, little buddy. I have some scraps for you ", "Ruff! hhh hhh hhh ", "It is hot here, is it not? ", "Rrrrr.", "You're a creature of very few words I see ", "Bark bark! rrr. " ]

[ "I know, I know. I need coin to buy soap. Now, did you bring any? I have the goods for sale. Quick before someone hears us.", "HAHAHAHA what could you possibly offer me?", "You met me behind the servants corners for .. the goods. Are you so gone you've forgotten our deal?", "How dare you try and deceive me. You are just a homeless person", "No, no. I swear! Look. See? Look in the cloth! ", "Now, I know you are definitively trying to decisive me. I walked here with my sail cloth and has vanished from my bag.", "Now you listen to me. You back off or get the axe!", "A lowly homeless man can not out strong my clan. WE ARE WARRIORS.", "Then I will get away with your gold!", "HA! try again ", "Perhaps these... herbs... will be worth something! I could do this all day!", "YOU Make ME MAD" ]

[ "Holy, you smell worse than I do", "I know, I know. I need coin to buy soap. Now, did you bring any? I have the goods for sale. Quick before someone hears us.", "HAHAHAHA what could you possibly offer me?", "You met me behind the servants corners for .. the goods. Are you so gone you've forgotten our deal?", "How dare you try and deceive me. You are just a homeless person", "No, no. I swear! Look. See? Look in the cloth! ", "Now, I know you are definitively trying to decisive me. I walked here with my sail cloth and has vanished from my bag.", "Now you listen to me. You back off or get the axe!", "A lowly homeless man can not out strong my clan. WE ARE WARRIORS.", "Then I will get away with your gold!", "HA! try again ", "Perhaps these... herbs... will be worth something! I could do this all day!" ]

[ "Yes, your grace. I was tidying after breakfast. If you please I can return later when I won't disturb you.", "Oh, it's no trouble at all. I believe it's good for a king to talk with those in the castle.", "You're most kind to spend your time so. I'm afraid I wouldn't know what to speak with you about. I don't know much about ruling a kingdom", "That's what makes it so interesting. An outsider's perspective is invaluable. A king cannot be everywhere at once, despite best efforts.", "You traveled to Calanna last Spring, yes? Is it true there are lizards as big as carriages there?", "Haha, almost! But only if you travel to either the Calanna Fair or deep into the jungles. Neither of which I would recommend doing alone.", "Oh, the market in Greybridge is as far as I'm like to travel, your Grace", "Now, the Greybridge market has its fair share of lizards. They tend to be grilled and on skewers though.", "I never would have guessed a king would visit Greybridge market. Has it been long since you were there?", "Oh, not since my father occupied the throne. I would sneak out sometimes in the early morning to pay a visit to the taffy pullers.", "I heard he was a great king, your father. ", "Ah yes. A great King to be sure. A great father though? Well....perhaps we should talk some more about the lizards?" ]

[ "Good Morning! I presume you've already begun the day's chores?", "Yes, your grace. I was tidying after breakfast. If you please I can return later when I won't disturb you.", "Oh, it's no trouble at all. I believe it's good for a king to talk with those in the castle.", "You're most kind to spend your time so. I'm afraid I wouldn't know what to speak with you about. I don't know much about ruling a kingdom", "That's what makes it so interesting. An outsider's perspective is invaluable. A king cannot be everywhere at once, despite best efforts.", "You traveled to Calanna last Spring, yes? Is it true there are lizards as big as carriages there?", "Haha, almost! But only if you travel to either the Calanna Fair or deep into the jungles. Neither of which I would recommend doing alone.", "Oh, the market in Greybridge is as far as I'm like to travel, your Grace", "Now, the Greybridge market has its fair share of lizards. They tend to be grilled and on skewers though.", "I never would have guessed a king would visit Greybridge market. Has it been long since you were there?", "Oh, not since my father occupied the throne. I would sneak out sometimes in the early morning to pay a visit to the taffy pullers.", "I heard he was a great king, your father. " ]

[ "Umm, No. We really need to do some updating. It's not fitting for a Queen of my stature.", "Indeed. You have increased quite a bit in.... stature... the last few years.", "Is that a weight joke? Are you calling me fat? Do you really think this is going to end well for you?", "Now now, I would never be so crass. And after all, you don't eat as much as the dragon.", "I'm glad you like the dragon so much seeing as how you two will be sleeping together tonight.", "Mind your tongue woman. I know I'm not permitted to divorce you but I would hate for you to get too upset and.... lose your head.", "We all know this kingdom is built on my family", "Yeah, why did they put the tombs under the castle anyway?", "Dragon, Kill him now. Burn him to a crisp. I am not kidding. Do it. I'll pay you.", "Ah, now now, you know Fido here would never hurt me. We have been friends since he was an egg.", "Everyone knows of your \"special\" proclivity for dragons, you've never fooled anyone. They call you the Dragon Queen. ", "Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I knew there was a reason I love you dearest. You can give as well as you take." ]

[ "I have always liked this entrance. Don't you my dear?", "Umm, No. We really need to do some updating. It's not fitting for a Queen of my stature.", "Indeed. You have increased quite a bit in.... stature... the last few years.", "Is that a weight joke? Are you calling me fat? Do you really think this is going to end well for you?", "Now now, I would never be so crass. And after all, you don't eat as much as the dragon.", "I'm glad you like the dragon so much seeing as how you two will be sleeping together tonight.", "Mind your tongue woman. I know I'm not permitted to divorce you but I would hate for you to get too upset and.... lose your head.", "We all know this kingdom is built on my family", "Yeah, why did they put the tombs under the castle anyway?", "Dragon, Kill him now. Burn him to a crisp. I am not kidding. Do it. I'll pay you.", "Ah, now now, you know Fido here would never hurt me. We have been friends since he was an egg.", "Everyone knows of your \"special\" proclivity for dragons, you've never fooled anyone. They call you the Dragon Queen. " ]

[ "A pleasant evening it is, sorceress. What brings you here?", "I am here looking for a fish to complete my magical concoction her royal majesty.", "Excellent. I find the most luck over near the rocks.", "Oh no, now the mystical potion has spilled into the ocean. Her royal magesty will not know the fate of the advancing army. ", "Alas! I hope the fish won't be harmed. What was in that stuff, anyway? ", "It is a secret I can only pass along to my daughter. Thank you for your kindness in getting my purse. ", "It's my duty to protect and assist.", "Are you available to assist me in scoping out our feared invaders? I must do all I can to warn the Queen. ", "I'm free this coming Tuesday. They've got me doing longer watches as of late. I'd be happy to help.", "You will come with me now. The matter is urgent. Ignore me at your own peril. ", "Hey, let's not get hasty. I get that you're in a hurry, but I'd like to keep my job.", "If we do not head off the invaders, it will be your life you're in fear of, not your job. They are almost to the kingdom gates. " ]

[ "Good evening, guardian of the dock", "A pleasant evening it is, sorceress. What brings you here?", "I am here looking for a fish to complete my magical concoction her royal majesty.", "Excellent. I find the most luck over near the rocks.", "Oh no, now the mystical potion has spilled into the ocean. Her royal magesty will not know the fate of the advancing army. ", "Alas! I hope the fish won't be harmed. What was in that stuff, anyway? ", "It is a secret I can only pass along to my daughter. Thank you for your kindness in getting my purse. ", "It's my duty to protect and assist.", "Are you available to assist me in scoping out our feared invaders? I must do all I can to warn the Queen. ", "I'm free this coming Tuesday. They've got me doing longer watches as of late. I'd be happy to help.", "You will come with me now. The matter is urgent. Ignore me at your own peril. ", "Hey, let's not get hasty. I get that you're in a hurry, but I'd like to keep my job." ]

[ "I often wonder that too. I occasionally fly between them, watching the sailors fix the docks. It sounds like they must go on great adventures.", "I can only imagine how hard working those men are! Just look how fast they fix our dock for us!", "I know, and with such fine wood too. Do you think they'll eventually cut all the trees down?", "As time does its ware and tare on the dock, I am afraid so.", "What a shame, it is a beautiful dock but it means more and more difficult finding a place to live for birds like us.", "They take such good care of the dock here, that I suppose it will be some time before all the birds do lose there homes.", "Very true, very true. Say, I don't suppose you're up for a bit of adventure, are you?", "What do you have in mind?", "Well, I notice they're loading some big empty barrels onto the ship nearby. What say you and I try to sneak into one of them and see where this voyage takes us?", "What a grand idea! I don't know why I never though of that! You go first heh?", "Sure thing, I'll just wait for the right moment. Do you think they'd notice me if I snuck onto one of the barrels they already loaded into the stern of the ship?", "It would be easier for us to do so, and less likely for them to try and shoe us off!" ]

[ "Do you ever just sit back on wonder what it would be like to watch the sea from the ships? I mean I sit here and watch them set sail, everyday. But, I have never been close to one.", "I often wonder that too. I occasionally fly between them, watching the sailors fix the docks. It sounds like they must go on great adventures.", "I can only imagine how hard working those men are! Just look how fast they fix our dock for us!", "I know, and with such fine wood too. Do you think they'll eventually cut all the trees down?", "As time does its ware and tare on the dock, I am afraid so.", "What a shame, it is a beautiful dock but it means more and more difficult finding a place to live for birds like us.", "They take such good care of the dock here, that I suppose it will be some time before all the birds do lose there homes.", "Very true, very true. Say, I don't suppose you're up for a bit of adventure, are you?", "What do you have in mind?", "Well, I notice they're loading some big empty barrels onto the ship nearby. What say you and I try to sneak into one of them and see where this voyage takes us?", "What a grand idea! I don't know why I never though of that! You go first heh?", "Sure thing, I'll just wait for the right moment. Do you think they'd notice me if I snuck onto one of the barrels they already loaded into the stern of the ship?" ]

[ "Hello! Hello! Welcome, to the Witch's MYSTERY SHACK! Please watch your step in the doorway.", "Oooooo! How exciting! This seems almost as novel as the Worlds Largest Turnip.", "Largest turnip you say? I might have to make a trip. You see, I normally run the concessions, but our greeter is out sick today.", "I would be most delighted to try some of the local fare as well. Do you cook it in this?", "Ah, I wouldn't dare! That kettle belonged to...ah...the Great Witch...BERTILDA, yes. And there's no telling what residual magicks her...POTIONS left behind.", "Jimminy Crickets! Was she a good witch or a bad witch?", "Oop, whoop careful with the displays, now. That's the thing about being \"Great\"; infamy tends not to care if you use good or bad to get to it.", "Wise words indeed. Please tell me, do you have a public outhouse I can use?", "We do, but only for paying touri-uh...esteemed guests. If you'd like to make a contribution to our booth of wares, I'll happily point you in the right direction.", "Oh..... well.... I seem to have spent my last copper at that turnip. But I would be happy to split some firewood for you in trade?", "That will be perfectly fine! I do believe the kitchen is running low on wood for the oven.", "Thank the light! After I use the privy......? $@%#&^$&!" ]

[ "What is this place? I have never seen anywhere quite like it before.", "Hello! Hello! Welcome, to the Witch's MYSTERY SHACK! Please watch your step in the doorway.", "Oooooo! How exciting! This seems almost as novel as the Worlds Largest Turnip.", "Largest turnip you say? I might have to make a trip. You see, I normally run the concessions, but our greeter is out sick today.", "I would be most delighted to try some of the local fare as well. Do you cook it in this?", "Ah, I wouldn't dare! That kettle belonged to...ah...the Great Witch...BERTILDA, yes. And there's no telling what residual magicks her...POTIONS left behind.", "Jimminy Crickets! Was she a good witch or a bad witch?", "Oop, whoop careful with the displays, now. That's the thing about being \"Great\"; infamy tends not to care if you use good or bad to get to it.", "Wise words indeed. Please tell me, do you have a public outhouse I can use?", "We do, but only for paying touri-uh...esteemed guests. If you'd like to make a contribution to our booth of wares, I'll happily point you in the right direction.", "Oh..... well.... I seem to have spent my last copper at that turnip. But I would be happy to split some firewood for you in trade?", "That will be perfectly fine! I do believe the kitchen is running low on wood for the oven." ]

[ "What is it you need me to make?", "I need an immunity potion. I feel like someone is going to poison me.", "What did you do this time? I don't have the time to deal with you.", "I did nothing! People want me dead becausae I'm an ugly goblin!", "Well you are.", "I'll do this myself! I don't need you.", "Good. I didn't want to do it anyway.", "Lazy Mage, what good are you! Mages like you ruin this city!", "I can't be bother with people like you.", "Shut your mouth.", "Get off of me!", "You are worthless Mage." ]

[ "Mage! I need a potion made.", "What is it you need me to make?", "I need an immunity potion. I feel like someone is going to poison me.", "What did you do this time? I don't have the time to deal with you.", "I did nothing! People want me dead becausae I'm an ugly goblin!", "Well you are.", "I'll do this myself! I don't need you.", "Good. I didn't want to do it anyway.", "Lazy Mage, what good are you! Mages like you ruin this city!", "I can't be bother with people like you.", "Shut your mouth.", "Get off of me!" ]

[ "moo!", "Bock! Bock! ", "Moo moo!", "Boooooooooooock! ", "Moo", "Bock! bock bock bock bock!", "MOO!", "BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK! BOOOOOOOOOCK!", "MOOOO!!!", "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *stretches with relief*. You have no IDEA how much that hurts. Egg for you, Bessie? ", "I'm vegan", "Hmph. Are my eggs not good enough for you? " ]

[ "bock!", "moo!", "Bock! Bock! ", "Moo moo!", "Boooooooooooock! ", "Moo", "Bock! bock bock bock bock!", "MOO!", "BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK! BOOOOOOOOOCK!", "MOOOO!!!", "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *stretches with relief*. You have no IDEA how much that hurts. Egg for you, Bessie? ", "I'm vegan" ]

[ "I can only read some. It would be far better if you spoke to the king or queen about this.", "Oh no Sir, I wouldn't dare. I am only a humble peasant.", "Fine, I will make an attempt to read it. Hand me the paper.", "I think it's from my son. He is a sailor and he said that if he could find someone to write words for him he would send letters home from his ports of call.", "Yes, yes. It does seem to talk about sailing and words. I assume this is why you came to this dining hall, to get our help?", "Yes, I work hard and dependably all week long. But this being the sabbath I walked the miles here to see if I could find a man of letters. ", "I may not be the best with letters, but I'll try. Let me go to the king and queen real quick, so I could get paper and ink from them. ", "Oh would you!? I will be forever grateful Sir.", "Yes, yes. I have just gotten some papers and ink from them. I'll get working on writing them now.", "Please tell him his Papa misses him. And so does Bessie. (she is our cow)", "...Strange for you to name a cow. But I am writing it down on this paper right now.", "Well..... his Mama died in childbirth you see. So Bessie was his wet nurse." ]

[ "Good Sir Knight, excuse me. Are you able to read words put on paper?", "I can only read some. It would be far better if you spoke to the king or queen about this.", "Oh no Sir, I wouldn't dare. I am only a humble peasant.", "Fine, I will make an attempt to read it. Hand me the paper.", "I think it's from my son. He is a sailor and he said that if he could find someone to write words for him he would send letters home from his ports of call.", "Yes, yes. It does seem to talk about sailing and words. I assume this is why you came to this dining hall, to get our help?", "Yes, I work hard and dependably all week long. But this being the sabbath I walked the miles here to see if I could find a man of letters. ", "I may not be the best with letters, but I'll try. Let me go to the king and queen real quick, so I could get paper and ink from them. ", "Oh would you!? I will be forever grateful Sir.", "Yes, yes. I have just gotten some papers and ink from them. I'll get working on writing them now.", "Please tell him his Papa misses him. And so does Bessie. (she is our cow)", "...Strange for you to name a cow. But I am writing it down on this paper right now." ]

[ "Bless me father for I have sinned.", "Again? Guys, we've talked about this ", "I was temped..... what shall my penance be?", "Well it depends what you've done this time I suppose. Come on, let's have it ", "Well.... I found some wolf puppies a while back. They were just so cute I couldn't help but feed and raise them. I fear though they have been making mischief....", "This does not sound like much of a sin, man. What do you fear your wolves have been doing? ", "Well, I think they have started hunting bigger game than mice.", "Well we can always do with fewer rats in the place ", "Bigger than rats.....", "Cats? Small dogs? ", "Well.... a few month ago they started on cats. But now.....", "*start to lose hope* foxes? " ]

[ "Good people. Person. ", "Bless me father for I have sinned.", "Again? Guys, we've talked about this ", "I was temped..... what shall my penance be?", "Well it depends what you've done this time I suppose. Come on, let's have it ", "Well.... I found some wolf puppies a while back. They were just so cute I couldn't help but feed and raise them. I fear though they have been making mischief....", "This does not sound like much of a sin, man. What do you fear your wolves have been doing? ", "Well, I think they have started hunting bigger game than mice.", "Well we can always do with fewer rats in the place ", "Bigger than rats.....", "Cats? Small dogs? ", "Well.... a few month ago they started on cats. But now....." ]

[ "Who said that?", "It is just me! Chirp Chirp, over here!", "A bird, talking? I must have had a bit much wine.", "Can't you feel this pain from my pecking? You are not drunk King!", "Ow, okay I suppose I'm not. Are you magical?", "Yes and I have been on a quest to this kingdom. I have brought you a magical item.", "Well, bird, what have you got for me?", "Here it is a delicacy, please enjoy it and receive it's magical powers.", "An insect?? What magic does this have in it?", "I was only told that you must have it King. Do with it what you will.", "Um, I'll try to then.", "Okay go!" ]

[ "It is the King! I have a gift for you sir King!", "Who said that?", "It is just me! Chirp Chirp, over here!", "A bird, talking? I must have had a bit much wine.", "Can't you feel this pain from my pecking? You are not drunk King!", "Ow, okay I suppose I'm not. Are you magical?", "Yes and I have been on a quest to this kingdom. I have brought you a magical item.", "Well, bird, what have you got for me?", "Here it is a delicacy, please enjoy it and receive it's magical powers.", "An insect?? What magic does this have in it?", "I was only told that you must have it King. Do with it what you will.", "Um, I'll try to then." ]

[ "Very well. I see you've noticed the family heirloom I'm carrying. They're saying I'm a prodigy", "Which family heirloom? ", "Do live under a rock? The royal ring", "Ah, yes, of course. It is quite aesthetic.", "Thank you. However, for that insult I must take your purse. Be gone", "Um, that's not going to happen, soldier. You may be strong, but my authority is far higher than yours.", "Your authority may be higher, but let's see whose combat skills are better", "I suppose we will have to duel, then.", "Take that, you arrogant fool!", "Aha, parried! ", "Not so fast", "Well you won't expect this!" ]

[ "How are you all doing today, soldiers?", "Very well. I see you've noticed the family heirloom I'm carrying. They're saying I'm a prodigy", "Which family heirloom? ", "Do live under a rock? The royal ring", "Ah, yes, of course. It is quite aesthetic.", "Thank you. However, for that insult I must take your purse. Be gone", "Um, that's not going to happen, soldier. You may be strong, but my authority is far higher than yours.", "Your authority may be higher, but let's see whose combat skills are better", "I suppose we will have to duel, then.", "Take that, you arrogant fool!", "Aha, parried! ", "Not so fast" ]

[ "Ugh, the usual rowdy lot. I tell ye, soldiers all be well and good for a chat, but they expect a little too much in the handsy department. Look, but don't touch, aye?", "Just remember that you're splitting tips with the kitchen so be nice and friendly.", "Oi! I earn em coins, fair and square. What's innit fer me if I have ta worry about the likes of you takin what little coin I get?", "More leg, less lip and we'll both get enough tips to be happy, now get that food served while it's still warm.", "Ya know what. I've had it up ta here with yer attitude. I'm out there, smiling while getting pinched and prodded, and yer back here, all cushy with the food. And don't think I ain't be seeing ye stealing a nip er two when ye think I ain't looking!", "That is because I am a talented chef who has traveled the world. And you, well..I'm sorry I can't think of anything nice to say about you.", "Ha! Maybe in yer wildest dreams. If you be soooo talented, then why are ye cookin' in a dinky backwater place like this. This isn't exactly cookin' fer the King immself, is it?!", "None of you deserve my talents. I've cooked food for the most powerful kings in all the world. ", "Ah, yes, please by all means, serve the mead ta the custom out front. I'd love ta see ya try and do what I do. You wouldn't even last a minute!", "Oh now you're worried about serving customers. That plate of food has been there for 20 minutes.", "Aye, yer all talk til there's work ta be done. Ya know what, I've had it! You can go be serving the soldiers yerself. I quit!", "Oh no please don't quit. We can never go on without...JUST KIDDING. Don't let the door hit you on your way out!" ]

[ "What kind of a crowd do we have out there tonight?", "Ugh, the usual rowdy lot. I tell ye, soldiers all be well and good for a chat, but they expect a little too much in the handsy department. Look, but don't touch, aye?", "Just remember that you're splitting tips with the kitchen so be nice and friendly.", "Oi! I earn em coins, fair and square. What's innit fer me if I have ta worry about the likes of you takin what little coin I get?", "More leg, less lip and we'll both get enough tips to be happy, now get that food served while it's still warm.", "Ya know what. I've had it up ta here with yer attitude. I'm out there, smiling while getting pinched and prodded, and yer back here, all cushy with the food. And don't think I ain't be seeing ye stealing a nip er two when ye think I ain't looking!", "That is because I am a talented chef who has traveled the world. And you, well..I'm sorry I can't think of anything nice to say about you.", "Ha! Maybe in yer wildest dreams. If you be soooo talented, then why are ye cookin' in a dinky backwater place like this. This isn't exactly cookin' fer the King immself, is it?!", "None of you deserve my talents. I've cooked food for the most powerful kings in all the world. ", "Ah, yes, please by all means, serve the mead ta the custom out front. I'd love ta see ya try and do what I do. You wouldn't even last a minute!", "Oh now you're worried about serving customers. That plate of food has been there for 20 minutes.", "Aye, yer all talk til there's work ta be done. Ya know what, I've had it! You can go be serving the soldiers yerself. I quit!" ]

[ "Oh, beautifully! The tomatoes look gorgeous so far!", "I suspected that yours would be the talk of the town. We have had a good rain this year, and I suspect we will all have a bounty come fall.", "I'm sure, as I have had quite an affinity with tomatoes before.", "Have you taken your tomatoes to the market this year? My family eats so much of my crops that I find a hard time selling the excess.", "Yes I have! They had a reddish orange hue to them, unlike the others!", "Well then I'm sure they will be highly sought after. Has the queen started on you about the roses yet this year? You know how she likes her prized rose garden to be just so.", "Ohh yes, she is very specific about that!", "I imagine it is stressful working for that one! I'm glad I only have a job of filling the storehouses. I can't imagine being graded on the way my wheat looks.", "It's quite hard to match at times, so I have learned to adjust quite well by now!", "I see you still have your head, so better than the last gardener.", "What happened to the last gardener...?", "Ah, let's just say they made a great fertilizer mix. But i'm sure you'll be just fine!" ]

[ "How are the crops growing today?", "Oh, beautifully! The tomatoes look gorgeous so far!", "I suspected that yours would be the talk of the town. We have had a good rain this year, and I suspect we will all have a bounty come fall.", "I'm sure, as I have had quite an affinity with tomatoes before.", "Have you taken your tomatoes to the market this year? My family eats so much of my crops that I find a hard time selling the excess.", "Yes I have! They had a reddish orange hue to them, unlike the others!", "Well then I'm sure they will be highly sought after. Has the queen started on you about the roses yet this year? You know how she likes her prized rose garden to be just so.", "Ohh yes, she is very specific about that!", "I imagine it is stressful working for that one! I'm glad I only have a job of filling the storehouses. I can't imagine being graded on the way my wheat looks.", "It's quite hard to match at times, so I have learned to adjust quite well by now!", "I see you still have your head, so better than the last gardener.", "What happened to the last gardener...?" ]

[ "I appreciate it greatly, my beloved. Thank you for making dinner today, I've been so busy with the kids all day so doing this helps a lot!", "I hope you like asian food. I made some pork fried rice with a side of fried pork.", "Yes, I love it! That sounds absolutely wonderful, can't wait until it's done!", "Just need to add the finishing touches and it will be done.", "Alright, while you do that, I'll get the plates and silverware.", "I think this could be the secret ingredient that takes this dish over the top", "Whatever it may be, I sure think it'll be wonderful!", "Just don't want to overcook this one have to be careful.", "I think you're doing okay! The dish smells wonderful!", "Have you ever tried a dish like this before. I don't think you'll ever eat one like this again.", "No, I don't think so! It seems very unique, I bet it'll be delicious!", "Here's you serving. How's it taste?" ]

[ "I hope that diner comes out good. I put a lot of work into the new dish.", "I appreciate it greatly, my beloved. Thank you for making dinner today, I've been so busy with the kids all day so doing this helps a lot!", "I hope you like asian food. I made some pork fried rice with a side of fried pork.", "Yes, I love it! That sounds absolutely wonderful, can't wait until it's done!", "Just need to add the finishing touches and it will be done.", "Alright, while you do that, I'll get the plates and silverware.", "I think this could be the secret ingredient that takes this dish over the top", "Whatever it may be, I sure think it'll be wonderful!", "Just don't want to overcook this one have to be careful.", "I think you're doing okay! The dish smells wonderful!", "Have you ever tried a dish like this before. I don't think you'll ever eat one like this again.", "No, I don't think so! It seems very unique, I bet it'll be delicious!" ]

[ "Yes there are a lot of books. ", "I simply love to read! Do you?", "Yes, I do love to read. It helps gain knowledge about the world.", "Oh, I crave adventure out in the world! Have you traveled much M'lord?", "No, I need to get out more.", "That's why I read so much, It's almost like the real thing. My this is a pretty flower!", "I feel the same way that's why I spent an abundance of my life reading. Yes what a pretty flower.", "Oh M'lord. Everyone says you are a beast, but you are really quite charming.", "I'm quite sane. I just don't tolerate a lot.", "Or talk a lot...", "I do talk a lot but I also enjoy listening and reading.", "Well my lord. Enjoy your 1 gold and 40 coppers. We earned them ; p" ]

[ "Have you ever seen so many books M'lord!?", "Yes there are a lot of books. ", "I simply love to read! Do you?", "Yes, I do love to read. It helps gain knowledge about the world.", "Oh, I crave adventure out in the world! Have you traveled much M'lord?", "No, I need to get out more.", "That's why I read so much, It's almost like the real thing. My this is a pretty flower!", "I feel the same way that's why I spent an abundance of my life reading. Yes what a pretty flower.", "Oh M'lord. Everyone says you are a beast, but you are really quite charming.", "I'm quite sane. I just don't tolerate a lot.", "Or talk a lot...", "I do talk a lot but I also enjoy listening and reading." ]

[ "It is ... but I have a full nest and I am afraid to leave them alone ", "How will you feed them if you do not leave? ", "This is my dillema! But the humans - they raid my nest, their take my babies!", "Well that is the consequence of having your nest here in the courtyard! You know those pesky humans always walk through here.", "But it is such a beautiful place, and there are many crumbs and scraps ", "And that is the positives of being around those pesky humans... they always miss their mouth!", "indeed, they are loud and clumsy creatures ", "Yes they are, but look at this beautiful courtyard they built for us!", "Indeed, if they would but leave .. ", "If they left, what would we feast upon?", "Worms?", "I thought you enjoyed the crumbs?" ]

[ "Hello bluebird! Fish hunting is nice this time of year!", "It is ... but I have a full nest and I am afraid to leave them alone ", "How will you feed them if you do not leave? ", "This is my dillema! But the humans - they raid my nest, their take my babies!", "Well that is the consequence of having your nest here in the courtyard! You know those pesky humans always walk through here.", "But it is such a beautiful place, and there are many crumbs and scraps ", "And that is the positives of being around those pesky humans... they always miss their mouth!", "indeed, they are loud and clumsy creatures ", "Yes they are, but look at this beautiful courtyard they built for us!", "Indeed, if they would but leave .. ", "If they left, what would we feast upon?", "Worms?" ]

[ "I am excellent, thank you for asking. What an interesting room this is.", "Truly, what a beautifully ornate room it is. What are you doing here then?", "I am not sure. My employer told me to come here and wait. It's quite confusing for me.", "Perhaps he just wanted you to admire this place? Or do some prayer near the alter?", "Perhaps, they treat me very well, What are you doing here?", "I am just here to relax and pray, really.", "My employer is very wealthy but I have never seen jewels like these. This blue gem is beautiful.", "It really is, all of the jewels here are of the highest quality.", "Do you come here to pray often?", "Ohh yes, nearly every other day. It is my happy place at this point.", "I still have no idea what I am doing here. Perhaps I should try praying for an answer.", "Might as well, better than nothing of course." ]

[ "How are you today, servant?", "I am excellent, thank you for asking. What an interesting room this is.", "Truly, what a beautifully ornate room it is. What are you doing here then?", "I am not sure. My employer told me to come here and wait. It's quite confusing for me.", "Perhaps he just wanted you to admire this place? Or do some prayer near the alter?", "Perhaps, they treat me very well, What are you doing here?", "I am just here to relax and pray, really.", "My employer is very wealthy but I have never seen jewels like these. This blue gem is beautiful.", "It really is, all of the jewels here are of the highest quality.", "Do you come here to pray often?", "Ohh yes, nearly every other day. It is my happy place at this point.", "I still have no idea what I am doing here. Perhaps I should try praying for an answer." ]

[ "Ah, craftsman, thank you kindly for your attendance! We do apologize for our strange appearance. Though we were once seperate people, a husband and wife and a daughter, a cruel witch cursed us for being too beautiful. So now we are doomed to cohabitate this one body and speak as one.", "Jealous witches are a dangerous breed. Nevertheless, the reason I have brought you here is to explain the work I am prepared to do for you.", "Of course, of course, do proceed. And if you find it difficult to focus on all three of our heads, the head of the Father will do. Some people find it distressing to try and find where to look.", "Well since I only have one good eye, it will be easy for me. I have started construction on your new wall. The one with paintings of your former selves on it. It appears the witch is not a fan of that either. I have been slaving in the sun for days, but alas she has become a problem.", "Oh dear. We had hope her thirst for vengeance would be slated by now. Pray tell what fresh havoc she has wrought.", "Well first she has spat upon me as I worked in the sun. You can see the blisters on my chest that have formed from her foul spew. It has burned the hair clean off of me. My wife is so distraught that I am now as bare as a child.", "O-oh my! Has she no sense? Why would she stoop to attacking an honest man as yourself. You know, it was bad enough when she cursed us, but this has gone too far. She must be stopped!", "I agree, and so does Elizabeth my wife. I have come to ask permission for Elizabeth's crazed uncle Fredrick to be permitted back into the village. I know he was branded as the village idiot from long ago, but he does have a way with witches and I think he could be of great assistance. He promises not to do that terrible thing he to the rose bushes again.", "Well, we'll try anything at this point. Our daughter here, Isabelle - let me talk for myself! -Hush, now, child -Well, you see how she's getting. She'll be a teenager next year and goodness know how *that* will go. Let me fetch something for you for your troubles though!", "Ah my good sir, madam, child, and lady, I appreciate your good faith in me. I will do my best to keep Fredrick in line as he works his magic with the witch. I'm not sure what power he holds over her, but she seems to like his lamb stew. I should have the wall up in no time with her occupied.", "Please, take this priceless jewel, with our sincerest gratitude. And, perhaps, if your Fredrick could persuade the witch to remove her curse, we would be happy to increase this amount by tenfold. It is...it is so good to have someone who does not fear to talk to us, in truth.", "I am honored to be of service. Please make sure that the children avert their eyes while we finish our work. Fredrick being the loon he is, often has an affinity for open air between his legs." ]

[ "Family, thank you for gathering in the ballroom tonight!", "Ah, craftsman, thank you kindly for your attendance! We do apologize for our strange appearance. Though we were once seperate people, a husband and wife and a daughter, a cruel witch cursed us for being too beautiful. So now we are doomed to cohabitate this one body and speak as one.", "Jealous witches are a dangerous breed. Nevertheless, the reason I have brought you here is to explain the work I am prepared to do for you.", "Of course, of course, do proceed. And if you find it difficult to focus on all three of our heads, the head of the Father will do. Some people find it distressing to try and find where to look.", "Well since I only have one good eye, it will be easy for me. I have started construction on your new wall. The one with paintings of your former selves on it. It appears the witch is not a fan of that either. I have been slaving in the sun for days, but alas she has become a problem.", "Oh dear. We had hope her thirst for vengeance would be slated by now. Pray tell what fresh havoc she has wrought.", "Well first she has spat upon me as I worked in the sun. You can see the blisters on my chest that have formed from her foul spew. It has burned the hair clean off of me. My wife is so distraught that I am now as bare as a child.", "O-oh my! Has she no sense? Why would she stoop to attacking an honest man as yourself. You know, it was bad enough when she cursed us, but this has gone too far. She must be stopped!", "I agree, and so does Elizabeth my wife. I have come to ask permission for Elizabeth's crazed uncle Fredrick to be permitted back into the village. I know he was branded as the village idiot from long ago, but he does have a way with witches and I think he could be of great assistance. He promises not to do that terrible thing he to the rose bushes again.", "Well, we'll try anything at this point. Our daughter here, Isabelle - let me talk for myself! -Hush, now, child -Well, you see how she's getting. She'll be a teenager next year and goodness know how *that* will go. Let me fetch something for you for your troubles though!", "Ah my good sir, madam, child, and lady, I appreciate your good faith in me. I will do my best to keep Fredrick in line as he works his magic with the witch. I'm not sure what power he holds over her, but she seems to like his lamb stew. I should have the wall up in no time with her occupied.", "Please, take this priceless jewel, with our sincerest gratitude. And, perhaps, if your Fredrick could persuade the witch to remove her curse, we would be happy to increase this amount by tenfold. It is...it is so good to have someone who does not fear to talk to us, in truth." ]

[ "I tread further down the river, looking for something to munch on. As I walk, I come across some lazy insects. Seeing all of them there, I feel delight. Now I walk over to eat them.", "That sounds like something I could get behind I'm starving out here.", "I attempt to knock the lazy insects down and weaken them, so I can be able to eat them.", "Hey were working together. I'm far too big for you to eat get off of me you creep.", "I'm not working with you, I'm an insect that likes to eat other insects. I went to visit you because I plan to eat you.", "I'm not going down without a fight!", "I'll fight you, so I can eat you!", "You're the one who's gonna die!", "I refuse, I continue to fight! I think I'm far more stronger than the whole lot of you!", "Only one can survive this encounter. And it's not going to be you!", "We'll see about that! I still think I'll be able to win!", "I'm going to make this fight interesting. You will have to beat the both of us." ]

[ "I just wish someone would come down this path for us to feed on. I'm getting hungry sitting right here.", "I tread further down the river, looking for something to munch on. As I walk, I come across some lazy insects. Seeing all of them there, I feel delight. Now I walk over to eat them.", "That sounds like something I could get behind I'm starving out here.", "I attempt to knock the lazy insects down and weaken them, so I can be able to eat them.", "Hey were working together. I'm far too big for you to eat get off of me you creep.", "I'm not working with you, I'm an insect that likes to eat other insects. I went to visit you because I plan to eat you.", "I'm not going down without a fight!", "I'll fight you, so I can eat you!", "You're the one who's gonna die!", "I refuse, I continue to fight! I think I'm far more stronger than the whole lot of you!", "Only one can survive this encounter. And it's not going to be you!", "We'll see about that! I still think I'll be able to win!" ]

[ "Hail, good sir knight! I am a humble merchant who has heard legends of this magnificent temple, and I have come to see with my own eyes the Majesty of its statues.", "It is a majestic sight. I have been guarding this village and the valuables for a decade now. I am still so in awe of the artistry that has brought us our goddess. What have you brought as an offering?", "Ah, yes! Tribute! The church, keepers of the faith, are always in need of coin, aren't they?", "Good person, it is customary. What village are you from where you do not honor the goddess on her holiest of days?", "Yes yes yes! I have your coin, man-of-faith. Will you count it all here?", "I trust you will do the honorable thing, so I will not disgrace you by counting it. Where do you come from good man?", "Far far away, good sir. Far away from here both physically and spiritually. Tell me, I'm curious, how much did such magnificent statues cost to make?", "Ah, it was bought with the blood of the evil north pirates who tried to raid this town years ago. Our goddess protected us so we used their plunder to resurrect this great statue to her.", "Northern pirates, eh? Is that what your leadership told you they were?", "What do you mean by this?", "Oh, nothing! Nothing. Nothing... Just that often one kingdom's pirates is another's merchants. Merchants that had ships of legally gained gold that was just enough to make a lovely statue...", "What are you doing with embalming equipment? What is your real purpose here? Do you even worship the goddess?" ]

[ "What purpose do you have at the Hall of the Goddess?", "Hail, good sir knight! I am a humble merchant who has heard legends of this magnificent temple, and I have come to see with my own eyes the Majesty of its statues.", "It is a majestic sight. I have been guarding this village and the valuables for a decade now. I am still so in awe of the artistry that has brought us our goddess. What have you brought as an offering?", "Ah, yes! Tribute! The church, keepers of the faith, are always in need of coin, aren't they?", "Good person, it is customary. What village are you from where you do not honor the goddess on her holiest of days?", "Yes yes yes! I have your coin, man-of-faith. Will you count it all here?", "I trust you will do the honorable thing, so I will not disgrace you by counting it. Where do you come from good man?", "Far far away, good sir. Far away from here both physically and spiritually. Tell me, I'm curious, how much did such magnificent statues cost to make?", "Ah, it was bought with the blood of the evil north pirates who tried to raid this town years ago. Our goddess protected us so we used their plunder to resurrect this great statue to her.", "Northern pirates, eh? Is that what your leadership told you they were?", "What do you mean by this?", "Oh, nothing! Nothing. Nothing... Just that often one kingdom's pirates is another's merchants. Merchants that had ships of legally gained gold that was just enough to make a lovely statue..." ]

[ "If you say so, I might as well fuel up to get ready for that.", "That's understandable. I'll get the hay.", "Okay, I'll get the milk then.", "Thank you, I also forgot to get some eggs too. They want eggs as well.", "There isn't much milk here so I'll try to help with the hay.", "Thank you. I'll be putting the hay in here.", "When do we get to eat more? I am starving near to death...", "We can sneak some eggs and eat them right now. It's defying the king, but I really dont appreciate his rules. We all have to eat here.", "And perhaps sample some of the milk, to make sure that it is safe.", "Good idea. I'll drink some right now.", "What's the tool for?", "It's a glass. I'm just using it to drink the milk." ]

[ "Good morning. Today, I believe we have to gather the milk and hay and bring it to the kitchen.", "If you say so, I might as well fuel up to get ready for that.", "That's understandable. I'll get the hay.", "Okay, I'll get the milk then.", "Thank you, I also forgot to get some eggs too. They want eggs as well.", "There isn't much milk here so I'll try to help with the hay.", "Thank you. I'll be putting the hay in here.", "When do we get to eat more? I am starving near to death...", "We can sneak some eggs and eat them right now. It's defying the king, but I really dont appreciate his rules. We all have to eat here.", "And perhaps sample some of the milk, to make sure that it is safe.", "Good idea. I'll drink some right now.", "What's the tool for?" ]

[ "You are rather fearless for a mouse, I could kill you and not have to eat for quite a bit!", "Oh, please. I'm barely a mouthful, and I know you don't like fresh meat as much as carrion.", "Well... that is true. When you are found and near death, you'll see me again though.", "It's strange there haven't been more humans coming for this treasure lately. I know the fools kept you fed by dying and I sure liked the bread and cheese they brought.", "It has been quite desolate, so I am quite hungry at this point.", "I wonder how we could get them to start coming again?", "I guess we will have to lure them here?", "Now that's a thought! Do you suppose if we laid out a line of coins they would follow them?", "I would think so, or even tell a tale of this treasure and lure people with the temptation. ", "Oh, humans can't understand the way I talk for some reason..... You?", "Same for me... but we could write a tale to lead them here?", "Oh! Yes! I can write it and you can fly it to somewhere it will be found. Great plan!" ]

[ "How has scavenging been lately?", "You are rather fearless for a mouse, I could kill you and not have to eat for quite a bit!", "Oh, please. I'm barely a mouthful, and I know you don't like fresh meat as much as carrion.", "Well... that is true. When you are found and near death, you'll see me again though.", "It's strange there haven't been more humans coming for this treasure lately. I know the fools kept you fed by dying and I sure liked the bread and cheese they brought.", "It has been quite desolate, so I am quite hungry at this point.", "I wonder how we could get them to start coming again?", "I guess we will have to lure them here?", "Now that's a thought! Do you suppose if we laid out a line of coins they would follow them?", "I would think so, or even tell a tale of this treasure and lure people with the temptation. ", "Oh, humans can't understand the way I talk for some reason..... You?", "Same for me... but we could write a tale to lead them here?" ]

[ "I hear a voice ... but see no one! Who speaks?", "What have you been doing with all the flies? I am hungry!", "Are you ... a talking spider? Is this sorcery? A message of the gods? I do not know what to think", "Message from who? ", "This is the temple of Arzeth, Lord of Water. Do spiders have gods?", "Oh so you actually say there is a god? I thought that was just a joke all humans went along with. You have ALL these books dedicated to one man? Have you ever met him?", "I know him by the falling rain that sustains our crops, by the expanse of the mighty oceans", "Ah yes. The rain. It sure does make my web in the trees glisten.", "Tell me, how is it you have come to speak the language of man. I have seen many spiders, but none that could speak. ", "I was born this way! I tend not to speak to man, as they just try and kill me.", "I can see how this could be. Do all spiders possess this gift, and merely choose to be silent?", "Indeed they do, we just keep to ourselves!" ]

[ "This place is to clean and holy for my liking.", "I hear a voice ... but see no one! Who speaks?", "What have you been doing with all the flies? I am hungry!", "Are you ... a talking spider? Is this sorcery? A message of the gods? I do not know what to think", "Message from who? ", "This is the temple of Arzeth, Lord of Water. Do spiders have gods?", "Oh so you actually say there is a god? I thought that was just a joke all humans went along with. You have ALL these books dedicated to one man? Have you ever met him?", "I know him by the falling rain that sustains our crops, by the expanse of the mighty oceans", "Ah yes. The rain. It sure does make my web in the trees glisten.", "Tell me, how is it you have come to speak the language of man. I have seen many spiders, but none that could speak. ", "I was born this way! I tend not to speak to man, as they just try and kill me.", "I can see how this could be. Do all spiders possess this gift, and merely choose to be silent?" ]

[ "I can't see you anyhow but aren't you strong enough to get out and then help me. Grab that stick!", "I have it.... silly of me to forget my strength. But when we get out of here how can I be sure you don't report me to the local sasquatch squad?", "I definately will not do that!", "Fine I'll get us out of here. Grab this stick!", "Alright and then with the sign we can pull me out!", "So now what do we do. You know my family's big secret. We exist. How will I ever face my mother?", "Here I will show you my secret too and it is web toes, see!", "Yes, and now your family will also be shamed. What were you doing in this extensive swamp land anyway?", "I was practicing my hind swim pushes. It is a family secret but I guess I can tell you now. We are in the Secret Olympics for Web Toers and I was using these murky waters to strengthen my hinds.", "Ah, I was just eating squirrel. My family doesn't get out much. We shave a once a year and go to Mardi Gras. I haven", "Can I come and meet your family?", "No, My uncle Bob likes duck, so I feel like it maybe a safety thing given your toes." ]

[ "Ahhh! How did we get stuck here? You are not supposed to see me, do not look at me, I am not real!", "I can't see you anyhow but aren't you strong enough to get out and then help me. Grab that stick!", "I have it.... silly of me to forget my strength. But when we get out of here how can I be sure you don't report me to the local sasquatch squad?", "I definately will not do that!", "Fine I'll get us out of here. Grab this stick!", "Alright and then with the sign we can pull me out!", "So now what do we do. You know my family's big secret. We exist. How will I ever face my mother?", "Here I will show you my secret too and it is web toes, see!", "Yes, and now your family will also be shamed. What were you doing in this extensive swamp land anyway?", "I was practicing my hind swim pushes. It is a family secret but I guess I can tell you now. We are in the Secret Olympics for Web Toers and I was using these murky waters to strengthen my hinds.", "Ah, I was just eating squirrel. My family doesn't get out much. We shave a once a year and go to Mardi Gras. I haven", "Can I come and meet your family?" ]

[ "Don't mention it, so what brings you to this home?", "I fell upon hard times... My husband passed away, leaving me in great debt. The day of the funeral, my home was foreclosed, and all my belongings repossessed, save for what I have with me. ", "Goodness, that is tragic! ", "Yes, but there is hope for me yet. I'm traveling along the coast, praying I can find my brother-in-law. He's a bit of a rascal, but he deserves to know what happened to his brother. Perhaps I can stay with him... What compelled you to allow me in your home?", "Well, if I am to run a kingdom, then I am to learn the plight of the commoner.", "A good queen you are, then. But I can see someone living out here becoming detached from the common people, in such a beautiful and remote home beside the ocean.", "It is rather nice, but this is just my vacation home. I usually like in the castle of the kingdom, where it is very easy to see the life of the average person.", "I'm sure they're very different, it's quite peaceful here. Just the rhythm of the waves hitting the pier lulling you to sleep as you lounge on the couch. The hustle and bustle of castle life is more hectic, but perhaps more invigorating. Which do you prefer?", "Of course, it is hard to prefer anywhere in the world over this little slice of heaven.", "Ah yes, it'd be lovely to just live here, away from the chaos of life. Being welcomed with such hospitality and a hot meal is such a breath of fresh air for me. I cannot thank you enough.", "I mean, if you needed somewhere to stay after I leave, you could just use here as a guaranteed source of shelter?", "Your offer is truly life changing. But I can't just accept it in exchange for nothing. Please, allow me to work to help maintain this estate. I'll return after I find my brother-in-law and repay your kindness. I will never forget this." ]

[ "Thank you for taking me in, I don't have much but my gratitude. Things are quite difficult for me. I won't forget this kindness.", "Don't mention it, so what brings you to this home?", "I fell upon hard times... My husband passed away, leaving me in great debt. The day of the funeral, my home was foreclosed, and all my belongings repossessed, save for what I have with me. ", "Goodness, that is tragic! ", "Yes, but there is hope for me yet. I'm traveling along the coast, praying I can find my brother-in-law. He's a bit of a rascal, but he deserves to know what happened to his brother. Perhaps I can stay with him... What compelled you to allow me in your home?", "Well, if I am to run a kingdom, then I am to learn the plight of the commoner.", "A good queen you are, then. But I can see someone living out here becoming detached from the common people, in such a beautiful and remote home beside the ocean.", "It is rather nice, but this is just my vacation home. I usually like in the castle of the kingdom, where it is very easy to see the life of the average person.", "I'm sure they're very different, it's quite peaceful here. Just the rhythm of the waves hitting the pier lulling you to sleep as you lounge on the couch. The hustle and bustle of castle life is more hectic, but perhaps more invigorating. Which do you prefer?", "Of course, it is hard to prefer anywhere in the world over this little slice of heaven.", "Ah yes, it'd be lovely to just live here, away from the chaos of life. Being welcomed with such hospitality and a hot meal is such a breath of fresh air for me. I cannot thank you enough.", "I mean, if you needed somewhere to stay after I leave, you could just use here as a guaranteed source of shelter?" ]

[ "Ooo very nice find.", "Hey, you give that back!", "How about I keep this and you can have... this?", "Thank you, I'll have this instead!", "Oh... didn't think you'd take that trade.", "Well, I'm really that hungry so...", "As am I, that is why I am forced to steal food.", "Oh, that's terrible. I feel you wiht that. It's hard to find food on my side of the country...", "Indeed, where do you come from then?", "I come from a very old village. The villagers are pretty nice here. We just get bad reputation due to our shortages, we're so desperate for food we may act in certain ways to get it.", "Sounds a lot like the way that I live, so I suppose I can respect you more than the average person around here.", "The same goes to you, hearing your story makes me see you in a much better light." ]

[ "Time to attempt to make some food... I hope nobody suspicious comes over...", "Ooo very nice find.", "Hey, you give that back!", "How about I keep this and you can have... this?", "Thank you, I'll have this instead!", "Oh... didn't think you'd take that trade.", "Well, I'm really that hungry so...", "As am I, that is why I am forced to steal food.", "Oh, that's terrible. I feel you wiht that. It's hard to find food on my side of the country...", "Indeed, where do you come from then?", "I come from a very old village. The villagers are pretty nice here. We just get bad reputation due to our shortages, we're so desperate for food we may act in certain ways to get it.", "Sounds a lot like the way that I live, so I suppose I can respect you more than the average person around here." ]

[ "I thank the for letting me into you palace. See my family and I have traveled far looking for new land to call our own", "Hm. May I ask what you and your family did in your old land? I wouldn't want any spies abusing my good trust.", "Good farmers sir! We have traveled with our livestock! Raising cattle and grows vegetable is what we do.", "Ah, a vegetable man! Glad to hear. I used to raise a few of my own, you know. The wife can tell you good stories about my 'specialty eggplant', haha. ", "You sir, the king? I guess I never imagined a king such as yourself getting his hands dirty.", "Yes, well. It's a lot easier to grow in the specialty gardens God gave to man. You know. The one between the legs.", "No sir, I haven't a clue as to what you speak of. The gods do not bless the poor folk.", "Ah, well, no matter. I'll have to get to work, soon, anyway. Have you come here seeking a specific plot of land? Or will you need some made available for you?", "Any land will do, as long as the the taxes are low!", "Ah, good man. I'll have my executioner head out and find some housing to liberate. Would you like to go with him? We've got swords for your family too, if you'd like to bring them.", "So kind of you! I was afraid to ask, since I have heard such cruel things. I will be sure to set the rumors straight your majesty! ", "Wonderful. I'll have Vlad get the things in order. " ]

[ "Hail, traveler. May I ask what brings you to my kingdom?", "I thank the for letting me into you palace. See my family and I have traveled far looking for new land to call our own", "Hm. May I ask what you and your family did in your old land? I wouldn't want any spies abusing my good trust.", "Good farmers sir! We have traveled with our livestock! Raising cattle and grows vegetable is what we do.", "Ah, a vegetable man! Glad to hear. I used to raise a few of my own, you know. The wife can tell you good stories about my 'specialty eggplant', haha. ", "You sir, the king? I guess I never imagined a king such as yourself getting his hands dirty.", "Yes, well. It's a lot easier to grow in the specialty gardens God gave to man. You know. The one between the legs.", "No sir, I haven't a clue as to what you speak of. The gods do not bless the poor folk.", "Ah, well, no matter. I'll have to get to work, soon, anyway. Have you come here seeking a specific plot of land? Or will you need some made available for you?", "Any land will do, as long as the the taxes are low!", "Ah, good man. I'll have my executioner head out and find some housing to liberate. Would you like to go with him? We've got swords for your family too, if you'd like to bring them.", "So kind of you! I was afraid to ask, since I have heard such cruel things. I will be sure to set the rumors straight your majesty! " ]

[ "As long as you promise my garments won't get too soiled.", "Well I can't promise anything this time of year. The storms can move in quickly, but I've been hunting these woods for years and can find shelter quickly if need be.", "Well, I suppose I did want to get out of the palace..... It can can be so dull being a lady, nothing but waiting.", "I know just the spot. There is a waterfall less than a couple miles from here where deer and other animals like to congregate.", "I would love to see some woodland creatures! Shall we depart?", "Let me get the rest of the gear and some food together. You will need this.", "Thank you. I am glad you treat your betters with such respect.", "Well with what your husband is paying me for this little excursion your wish is my command.", "Well, he could have sprung for another manservant and a sedan chair.....", "The trail isn't wide enough for a chair. As for the extra servant we could stop by a cottage near here. There is a boy there who is always up to earn a little extra money.", "Yes, we shall do that. He can at least keep my skirts from dragging in the dust. Lead the way!", "Right this way m'lady. *opens door*" ]

[ "So are you ready to go on a hike?", "As long as you promise my garments won't get too soiled.", "Well I can't promise anything this time of year. The storms can move in quickly, but I've been hunting these woods for years and can find shelter quickly if need be.", "Well, I suppose I did want to get out of the palace..... It can can be so dull being a lady, nothing but waiting.", "I know just the spot. There is a waterfall less than a couple miles from here where deer and other animals like to congregate.", "I would love to see some woodland creatures! Shall we depart?", "Let me get the rest of the gear and some food together. You will need this.", "Thank you. I am glad you treat your betters with such respect.", "Well with what your husband is paying me for this little excursion your wish is my command.", "Well, he could have sprung for another manservant and a sedan chair.....", "The trail isn't wide enough for a chair. As for the extra servant we could stop by a cottage near here. There is a boy there who is always up to earn a little extra money.", "Yes, we shall do that. He can at least keep my skirts from dragging in the dust. Lead the way!" ]

[ "Sure, can do. What artifact could you be looking for? ", "I'm looking for a red ruby.", "Alright. I'll see if I can find it. ", "Thank you. I appreciate it greatly.", "You're welcome. It may be in one of these rocks right here, so I'll go look for them. Once I find the stone I'll give it to you.", "You might be right maybe I overlooked it before.", "It happens. I think I may have found the ruby. This stone looks very red!", "Wow this is very beautiful!", "Isn't it? I feel like you'd be able to put this stone into good use.", "I will here is $1,000 for helping me find this rare stone.", "Thank you very much, I appreciate this! I never get paid this much from the King's army!", "You're welcome! You helped me find this stone. I would have never found this on my on." ]

[ "I'm looking for this lost artifact can you help me find it?", "Sure, can do. What artifact could you be looking for? ", "I'm looking for a red ruby.", "Alright. I'll see if I can find it. ", "Thank you. I appreciate it greatly.", "You're welcome. It may be in one of these rocks right here, so I'll go look for them. Once I find the stone I'll give it to you.", "You might be right maybe I overlooked it before.", "It happens. I think I may have found the ruby. This stone looks very red!", "Wow this is very beautiful!", "Isn't it? I feel like you'd be able to put this stone into good use.", "I will here is $1,000 for helping me find this rare stone.", "Thank you very much, I appreciate this! I never get paid this much from the King's army!" ]

[ "I missed you!!!!!", "And I missed you TOO buddy. I had an....important meeting with the goblins that live *hic* in the orchard and the stray dogs *hic* roaming around the village.", "It was no fun when you were taking the medicine that apothocary gave you and you couldn't hear me talking. I am glad you are back to your old self!", "Oh THAT stuff? Those potions were biiiiiiii*hic*ttterr. Of course I quit taking them. Have you and the rug been getting *hic* along while I was away?", "Oh yes. Her and I make bets on which of the criminals is going to be beheaded next.", "Ooooooh, are there any....any GOOD ones? Someone who *hic* did something REAL baaaad?", "Well, that woman over there is the Kings 3rd Queen. It's said she cheated on him, but I'm not so sure it's not just an excuse to be able to marry again....", "I....I wanna be the Queeeeeeennn...why can't *hic* I be the queeeen, taaaable?", "Oh but you can be!", "*sniff* ....I can?", "Of Course! All you have to do is show up at the castle wearing a dress and a chicken on your head!", "That....*hic*.....IS BRILLIANT. Do...do you know *hic* where I can find the Chicken Goddess *hic* this late at night?" ]

[ "Hello there my good friend....you're looking well tonight...standing PROUD upon all four of your legs...*hic*", "I missed you!!!!!", "And I missed you TOO buddy. I had an....important meeting with the goblins that live *hic* in the orchard and the stray dogs *hic* roaming around the village.", "It was no fun when you were taking the medicine that apothocary gave you and you couldn't hear me talking. I am glad you are back to your old self!", "Oh THAT stuff? Those potions were biiiiiiii*hic*ttterr. Of course I quit taking them. Have you and the rug been getting *hic* along while I was away?", "Oh yes. Her and I make bets on which of the criminals is going to be beheaded next.", "Ooooooh, are there any....any GOOD ones? Someone who *hic* did something REAL baaaad?", "Well, that woman over there is the Kings 3rd Queen. It's said she cheated on him, but I'm not so sure it's not just an excuse to be able to marry again....", "I....I wanna be the Queeeeeeennn...why can't *hic* I be the queeeen, taaaable?", "Oh but you can be!", "*sniff* ....I can?", "Of Course! All you have to do is show up at the castle wearing a dress and a chicken on your head!" ]

[ "Yes, son. Always. What can I help you with?", "Our king would have me measure for a larger entryway. He expects guests to visit this coming summer. They are... rather wide.", "Read this, son. Thou shalt not judge others.", "Judging has naught to do with the matter! I cannot help it they have all been turned into large trolls. ", "Have a drink with me, son. You and I need to do some talking.", "I swear by my...by, by my protractor! It was a nasty spell from the a nasty witch! ", "A spell? Tell me more. ", "The king's in-laws went to visit the neighboring bazaar. All we know is, that they came back with skin made of stone! They spent massive amounts of their treasury having to redesign the door frames. It has been a rather delicate situation.", "AH, I see. That is too much for me to handle. Well, this Holy church is looking spectacular. The stonework, the marble...heavenly father is smiling down upon this. I am about to head to prayer, is there anything I can assist with before I leave?", "Sign here, father, and I'll be on my way.", "Of course, son. I admire your hard work. It will get you far in this life and on your journey. Keep praying, son.", "Of course, father." ]

[ "Father, do you have a moment?", "Yes, son. Always. What can I help you with?", "Our king would have me measure for a larger entryway. He expects guests to visit this coming summer. They are... rather wide.", "Read this, son. Thou shalt not judge others.", "Judging has naught to do with the matter! I cannot help it they have all been turned into large trolls. ", "Have a drink with me, son. You and I need to do some talking.", "I swear by my...by, by my protractor! It was a nasty spell from the a nasty witch! ", "A spell? Tell me more. ", "The king's in-laws went to visit the neighboring bazaar. All we know is, that they came back with skin made of stone! They spent massive amounts of their treasury having to redesign the door frames. It has been a rather delicate situation.", "AH, I see. That is too much for me to handle. Well, this Holy church is looking spectacular. The stonework, the marble...heavenly father is smiling down upon this. I am about to head to prayer, is there anything I can assist with before I leave?", "Sign here, father, and I'll be on my way.", "Of course, son. I admire your hard work. It will get you far in this life and on your journey. Keep praying, son." ]

[ "By the King's honor! How can we be of service today?", "It is I who wish to be or service to you ", "Very good, we are in need of repairs to our armor. We train daily, and our armor isn't holding up.", "My father died as a result of poor armour. I will never let that happen to you!", "We appreciate your service to the king. What can you do for this mess?", "Good gracious, these have been ill-treated!", "Well we are preparing for an invasion from the east any day now. We train daily to be the best we can be.", "Ah, the fearful Easterners! Let me call my apprentice and see what I can do ", "We would appreciate your personal attention to the matter. We have a mole in the kingdom that has been feeding intel to the opposition. No one can be trusted with this security.", "Then should you have been so free with your tongue? ", "Ah, well when one has had a few drinks it is hard to hold the tongue. But nonetheless, this is just between us and the knight. We need an advantage. The army's of the east are strong.", "And we have a weak and corrupt leader. But I should not have said that also!" ]

[ "Men!", "By the King's honor! How can we be of service today?", "It is I who wish to be or service to you ", "Very good, we are in need of repairs to our armor. We train daily, and our armor isn't holding up.", "My father died as a result of poor armour. I will never let that happen to you!", "We appreciate your service to the king. What can you do for this mess?", "Good gracious, these have been ill-treated!", "Well we are preparing for an invasion from the east any day now. We train daily to be the best we can be.", "Ah, the fearful Easterners! Let me call my apprentice and see what I can do ", "We would appreciate your personal attention to the matter. We have a mole in the kingdom that has been feeding intel to the opposition. No one can be trusted with this security.", "Then should you have been so free with your tongue? ", "Ah, well when one has had a few drinks it is hard to hold the tongue. But nonetheless, this is just between us and the knight. We need an advantage. The army's of the east are strong." ]

[ "I grow weary of this. Play me a new song.", "All the way to Dublin wack fo la de la......", "I don't think I've heard this one...", "...take her there and turn her down and all the way to Dublin wack fo la de la!", "hmmm la de da", "Have you heard this next one my lord?.......", "Oh? do play", "Alas my dear you're looking bad.....", "hmm...", ".... it must have been the peas you had......", "ha! My chef could do to hear this one", ".....mm mmm mmmmmmm mm mm, ......since you've been sick you have Greensleeves." ]

[ ".......she's the star of the county down. ", "I grow weary of this. Play me a new song.", "All the way to Dublin wack fo la de la......", "I don't think I've heard this one...", "...take her there and turn her down and all the way to Dublin wack fo la de la!", "hmmm la de da", "Have you heard this next one my lord?.......", "Oh? do play", "Alas my dear you're looking bad.....", "hmm...", ".... it must have been the peas you had......", "ha! My chef could do to hear this one" ]

[ "But of coarse! That was one of the first songs I learned to play. Sometimes ago. *plays gospel of the gods*", "Ah yes this brings back tender memories...", "I am glad to hear!! As you are the one who taught me to play to organ priest! Such a fine job you did", "Why yes I did i wish all my students were as good as you!", "Such a thing would never happen. I am all knowing of the organ, just as you are of god.", "Now now do not get ahead of yourself, such thoughts will cloud your judgement.", "I will tell you though sir, that my organ will never be clouded. ", "That is good to hear. You are indeed one of the best.", "You sure have decorated this church better than the last!", "Well of course! I am the High Priest!", "The highest of them all!", "Yes all lower priest jump in fear while in my presence!" ]

[ "my dear organ player, will you play me the gospel of God!", "But of coarse! That was one of the first songs I learned to play. Sometimes ago. *plays gospel of the gods*", "Ah yes this brings back tender memories...", "I am glad to hear!! As you are the one who taught me to play to organ priest! Such a fine job you did", "Why yes I did i wish all my students were as good as you!", "Such a thing would never happen. I am all knowing of the organ, just as you are of god.", "Now now do not get ahead of yourself, such thoughts will cloud your judgement.", "I will tell you though sir, that my organ will never be clouded. ", "That is good to hear. You are indeed one of the best.", "You sure have decorated this church better than the last!", "Well of course! I am the High Priest!", "The highest of them all!" ]

[ "Get out of here!", "Aaaa! That's what I was planning to do until you attacked!", "I will never die but I will keep stinging you.", "Well, if you keep stinging me I'll never be able to leave! ", "I must as well sting the crow too!", "I have no care for this crow, I only care about going back home to my master and taking care of his sheep.", "I'm gonna sting you again and take your food.", "Hey, you give that back!", "I'll keep stinging you.", "With that, I'll keep fighting!", "And I'll definitely keep stinging you until you pass away.", "Well, I don't think I'll pass away quite so soon. I'm rather strong, after all. " ]

[ "Now that I have caught some fish and gathered some grain, I'm going to head back home.", "Get out of here!", "Aaaa! That's what I was planning to do until you attacked!", "I will never die but I will keep stinging you.", "Well, if you keep stinging me I'll never be able to leave! ", "I must as well sting the crow too!", "I have no care for this crow, I only care about going back home to my master and taking care of his sheep.", "I'm gonna sting you again and take your food.", "Hey, you give that back!", "I'll keep stinging you.", "With that, I'll keep fighting!", "And I'll definitely keep stinging you until you pass away." ]

[ "Hail, hard working person. I used to do a job like you you know. Now I have nowhere to lay my head ", "That is a bad time my friend but the mine is not safe!", "You are brave indeed to work in such conditions ", "Its not so bad! You did it yourself you said", "Ah but I was much younger and the conditions less treacherous. Can you spare a penny, good man? ", "I cant. Perhaps you could sell that ", "*looks doubtful* Surely this would be of no use to anyone? ", "Beggars cant be choosers mate. Maybe you could repair it", "Perhaps. But I cannot, alas, eat it ", "You could eat that spider if you are really hungry...", "Steady on! He's a friend of mine ", "Well are you hungry or not! Spider is nutritious! And you wont find any other food in this mine!" ]

[ "Hail! Who goes there in the dark?", "Hail, hard working person. I used to do a job like you you know. Now I have nowhere to lay my head ", "That is a bad time my friend but the mine is not safe!", "You are brave indeed to work in such conditions ", "Its not so bad! You did it yourself you said", "Ah but I was much younger and the conditions less treacherous. Can you spare a penny, good man? ", "I cant. Perhaps you could sell that ", "*looks doubtful* Surely this would be of no use to anyone? ", "Beggars cant be choosers mate. Maybe you could repair it", "Perhaps. But I cannot, alas, eat it ", "You could eat that spider if you are really hungry...", "Steady on! He's a friend of mine " ]

[ "Yes when is it?", "I should be asking you father, because it was you that arranged the date ", "Oh I can't remember! I will just do something that I'm good at, tilling. I am the Great Tiller King!", "Yes father because the kingdom needs the wedding for the peace treaty with the second village remember? So please don't forget ", "Oh yes and now more from the Tiller King. Tiller Tiller Tiller King! Tiller Tiller Tiller King! What do you say to the Tiller King dear?", "I told him I will love his son forever, I was birth to love him ", "Who is this you speak about?", "The king from the other village, I thought you asked me what he spoke to me privately about ", "I have forgotten so can you tell what the private talk was about?", "father, i need to call your doctor, you keep forgetting and it's becoming annoying, he also gave me this horse ", "What horse? Did you already tell me?", "oh daddy, we really need this marriage because you are getting too rusty. I don't want the enemy to take over our kingdom" ]

[ "I am a princess that will be married off soon", "Yes when is it?", "I should be asking you father, because it was you that arranged the date ", "Oh I can't remember! I will just do something that I'm good at, tilling. I am the Great Tiller King!", "Yes father because the kingdom needs the wedding for the peace treaty with the second village remember? So please don't forget ", "Oh yes and now more from the Tiller King. Tiller Tiller Tiller King! Tiller Tiller Tiller King! What do you say to the Tiller King dear?", "I told him I will love his son forever, I was birth to love him ", "Who is this you speak about?", "The king from the other village, I thought you asked me what he spoke to me privately about ", "I have forgotten so can you tell what the private talk was about?", "father, i need to call your doctor, you keep forgetting and it's becoming annoying, he also gave me this horse ", "What horse? Did you already tell me?" ]

[ "Where did all the trees go?", "Humans like you tore them done to build farms", "It was not be I promise. I bet it was the pirates. Whereever they are", "Yes I believe they were pirates they wore yellow hats and had big machines!", "Did they drink rum and say arrggg matttie?", "I do not know of that. Do you drink rum and say arrggg matttie?", "No I do not. Say theres alot of skeletons around here. How did they die?", "Probably the pirates", "Those damn pirates! They ruined my land as well! Will you throw me a coconut? I am parched.", "Sure but do you even like coconut? Would you not say coconut strands are weird?", "I do enjoy coconut water! I'll just have to use you to poke a hole in it.", "Do not touch me you filth!" ]

[ "There uses to be so many trees here now they are gone...", "Where did all the trees go?", "Humans like you tore them done to build farms", "It was not be I promise. I bet it was the pirates. Whereever they are", "Yes I believe they were pirates they wore yellow hats and had big machines!", "Did they drink rum and say arrggg matttie?", "I do not know of that. Do you drink rum and say arrggg matttie?", "No I do not. Say theres alot of skeletons around here. How did they die?", "Probably the pirates", "Those damn pirates! They ruined my land as well! Will you throw me a coconut? I am parched.", "Sure but do you even like coconut? Would you not say coconut strands are weird?", "I do enjoy coconut water! I'll just have to use you to poke a hole in it." ]

[ "You seem rather chipper...all things considered.", "Well we've got a two fer today. That's a rare event indeed. Haven't you noticed the buzz in the crowd?", "Well of course. But the general public gets excited about anything out of the ordinary. Who are the two?", "Couple of young men who got caught robbing travelers on their way in to town. Getting what they deserve if you ask me. Are ye hungry?", "Not terribly. I don't quite have the stomach of a hangman. Feasting on a turkey leg while thinking of condemned men sort of...sours the taste.", "Get out of here you nasty varmint!", "Here's the problem. Looks like he was after your mutton sandwich.", "Worst part of city life are the rats if you ask me.", "Here. You'll probably want to finish this up before the rats do.", "Thanks I could do for a snack. Hanging men is hungry work.", "Do you ever think about what some of these criminals think about while they've got the noose around their neck?", "I know exactly what they are thinking. How was I dumb enough to let myself end up here?" ]