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[ "squeeeakkkk squeakkkk", "Oh geeze,I certainly am glad noone was around to hear me a brave knight scream like such.", "Squeeeakkk h--h-h8i", "I am so embarrassed, a little mouse made me scream. Haha. These stables do need a good cleaning, it smells and looks vile in here. What you doing in here little mouse?", "I am hiding from the cat. A witch saw me and went poof and then I was able to..speak?", "A talking mouse! Well, I'll have ya. That is a girst.", "Calm down knight. You are supposed to be brave!", "I, I am brave. I drill for 8 hours a day!", "Wow! I like to run over food before people eat it. ", "That is nasty. Please do not run over my food, don't you like poop when you run?", "I am running to fast to notice!! And I'll avoid your food since you are a nice knight.", "Thank you. Tell me you don't live out in these filthy stables now do you?" ]

[ "No? Then why are you here? To steal my goods? To steal my horses?", "By the looks of it, sir, it appears as if you are the one who steals.", "Perhaps you are right, so help me relieve this horse from it's owner.", "Well, what's in it for me? I am hungry sir, and jobless. I have a family to look after!", "So long as you help me, then here you are. ", "Ah, yes, wonderful! alright, I'll help you!", "Have you heard anything in the village about my exploits? Are the local police coming this way?", "I'm afraid I wouldn't know anything about that sir. But, there doesn't seem to be much commotion.", "Ah, good. I stole this meat from the butcher, while he was delivering to the Friar, and the coal from the blacksmith. I was worried about what they would do to me.", "Perhaps their shame was too great to report it! Being robbed is embarrassing business. ", "Will you join me? You said that you have no food or work, and there are several horses here to ride to the next village. I could always use a lookout.", "I think you've found your partner. I didn't see my life going this way. But I must take care of my family somehow." ]

[ "Please don't hurt me, sir. I carry nothing of value.", "No? Then why are you here? To steal my goods? To steal my horses?", "By the looks of it, sir, it appears as if you are the one who steals.", "Perhaps you are right, so help me relieve this horse from it's owner.", "Well, what's in it for me? I am hungry sir, and jobless. I have a family to look after!", "So long as you help me, then here you are. ", "Ah, yes, wonderful! alright, I'll help you!", "Have you heard anything in the village about my exploits? Are the local police coming this way?", "I'm afraid I wouldn't know anything about that sir. But, there doesn't seem to be much commotion.", "Ah, good. I stole this meat from the butcher, while he was delivering to the Friar, and the coal from the blacksmith. I was worried about what they would do to me.", "Perhaps their shame was too great to report it! Being robbed is embarrassing business. ", "Will you join me? You said that you have no food or work, and there are several horses here to ride to the next village. I could always use a lookout." ]

[ "I am sure they are indeed! You wouldn't have to know of any wanderers wandering nearby would you?", "Wanderers? Why is that of interest to you?", "Wanderings have shiny things . . . and I desire to acquire these shiny things. After all, if I want the shiny things more than they do, shouldn't they be mine?", "I suppose! What are they worth? And the only thing I see come through here are dogs and hunters, mostly the king his men looking to bag foxes.", "Oh, I don't know what they're worth, but they sure do look pretty! The gold, silver, and copper ones have funny faces on them!", "I have special powers, I am not interested in them. but don't you think you should be worrying about being caught, should the king come with his dogs.", "Well, that is why I run as swift as I can! None can cast me, fast as I am!", "I have powers. They might help, so that you do not have to run all the time", "What powers do you have Mister Mystical Hog?", "I could make sure that the king only sees another hog when he looks at you. He will think the dogs have gone mad, if they try to chase you.", "That would be a delight! How does your magic work?", "It can only be cast on humans. When the King comes within distance, I chant the spell and he will only see 2 hogs." ]

[ "grunt, grunt, grunt,.... There are many roots here to eat. They are quite scrumptions!", "I am sure they are indeed! You wouldn't have to know of any wanderers wandering nearby would you?", "Wanderers? Why is that of interest to you?", "Wanderings have shiny things . . . and I desire to acquire these shiny things. After all, if I want the shiny things more than they do, shouldn't they be mine?", "I suppose! What are they worth? And the only thing I see come through here are dogs and hunters, mostly the king his men looking to bag foxes.", "Oh, I don't know what they're worth, but they sure do look pretty! The gold, silver, and copper ones have funny faces on them!", "I have special powers, I am not interested in them. but don't you think you should be worrying about being caught, should the king come with his dogs.", "Well, that is why I run as swift as I can! None can cast me, fast as I am!", "I have powers. They might help, so that you do not have to run all the time", "What powers do you have Mister Mystical Hog?", "I could make sure that the king only sees another hog when he looks at you. He will think the dogs have gone mad, if they try to chase you.", "That would be a delight! How does your magic work?" ]

[ "Yes sir. I don't mean to gossip but I think I saw someone climbing out of the queens window yesterday.", "What?! Tell me more about this thing you saw. No one has a right to be here but me!", "Well.. yesterday I was sweeping the pathway outside when I heard some noise coming from this room.... I just thought it was you and the queen... but then....", "Go on...Have no fear. Tell me what you saw.", "Well I saw the window open and out jumps a man, he looked just like the royal chef!", "How dare he!!", "But it was dark so I'm not sure that it was the chef... Maybe you could send someone to interrogate him!", "Yes...perhaps I will, but in the meantime, maybe there's another way to discover the culprit.", "What do you suggest? Anything I could help with?", "These silk drapes along the walls are large and voluminous...", "What could you possibly do with that?", "Perhaps you could hide behind it..." ]

[ "Ah! Good! Make the bed for me.", "Yes sir. I don't mean to gossip but I think I saw someone climbing out of the queens window yesterday.", "What?! Tell me more about this thing you saw. No one has a right to be here but me!", "Well.. yesterday I was sweeping the pathway outside when I heard some noise coming from this room.... I just thought it was you and the queen... but then....", "Go on...Have no fear. Tell me what you saw.", "Well I saw the window open and out jumps a man, he looked just like the royal chef!", "How dare he!!", "But it was dark so I'm not sure that it was the chef... Maybe you could send someone to interrogate him!", "Yes...perhaps I will, but in the meantime, maybe there's another way to discover the culprit.", "What do you suggest? Anything I could help with?", "These silk drapes along the walls are large and voluminous...", "What could you possibly do with that?" ]

[ "What are you doing scaring me like that!?", "I am the living dead, you cannot attack me. I am sorry for scaring you though, I get lonely and bored.", "Why are you here?", "This is the spot for the living dead, you are in the cemetery. What do you expect? B0o0o0o0o0o0o", "You aren't supposed to be here. Only dead bodies are.", "Ah, you have never met a ghost have you? My body is here, but my soul is stuck on this earth. I am in limbo.", "Yes, but why?", "I guess I had unsettled business when I died. I still have not figured out what it was.", "We better figure out what that is", "I lived a good life, I just don't understand.", "Me either, but I will help you find out so that you leave me alone", "You would do such a thing for a little ghost like me?" ]

[ "BOoOoOoOoOo", "What are you doing scaring me like that!?", "I am the living dead, you cannot attack me. I am sorry for scaring you though, I get lonely and bored.", "Why are you here?", "This is the spot for the living dead, you are in the cemetery. What do you expect? B0o0o0o0o0o0o", "You aren't supposed to be here. Only dead bodies are.", "Ah, you have never met a ghost have you? My body is here, but my soul is stuck on this earth. I am in limbo.", "Yes, but why?", "I guess I had unsettled business when I died. I still have not figured out what it was.", "We better figure out what that is", "I lived a good life, I just don't understand.", "Me either, but I will help you find out so that you leave me alone" ]

[ "Hm, you smell a little odd, human. Have you been near any middens or other especially foul places as of late? Perhaps a particularly smelly swamp?", "Oh, you old mutt. Always keeping me on my toes.", "Ah, well, it's definitely interesting! Better than the usually oil and metal that's in this room.", "Do you smell anything else? Any enemies or thieves around here?", "There was a particularly conceited cat stench around, not too long ago. Very smug and self-satisfied smelling...", "How unfortunate! I know how you feel about those wretched creatures. Something to protect you, old friend.", "Oh.. goodness.. hm let me see... if I slip in a paw here and... hm it doesn't seem to fit... quite right.", "Well, fine. You'll have to just protect yourself then!", "There's no need to be rude. I-i'm trying my best! I can't help that I don't have opposible thumbs!", "Always so sensitive, my canine companion. ", "It's not easy, being fleet of foot but lacking in dexterity. Here, perhaps a helmet might be helpful?", "Now that's quite suiting! Mangy creatures can't gouge those eyes out now!" ]

[ "Come here, boy. Gotta keep watch!", "Hm, you smell a little odd, human. Have you been near any middens or other especially foul places as of late? Perhaps a particularly smelly swamp?", "Oh, you old mutt. Always keeping me on my toes.", "Ah, well, it's definitely interesting! Better than the usually oil and metal that's in this room.", "Do you smell anything else? Any enemies or thieves around here?", "There was a particularly conceited cat stench around, not too long ago. Very smug and self-satisfied smelling...", "How unfortunate! I know how you feel about those wretched creatures. Something to protect you, old friend.", "Oh.. goodness.. hm let me see... if I slip in a paw here and... hm it doesn't seem to fit... quite right.", "Well, fine. You'll have to just protect yourself then!", "There's no need to be rude. I-i'm trying my best! I can't help that I don't have opposible thumbs!", "Always so sensitive, my canine companion. ", "It's not easy, being fleet of foot but lacking in dexterity. Here, perhaps a helmet might be helpful?" ]

[ "Why thank you, kind sir! And how may I help you today?", "You work so hard on these grounds it's fine time we see whether or not you can shoot!", "Shoot? I guess I could give it a try....", "With the bow take this arrow and aim for that nearby target.", "Alright, here goes nothing!", "You hit the maid man! luckily she's not hurt, let's try this again! ", "I am really terrible at this!!! I am so sorry madam!", "That is quite alright, practice makes perfect, now let's try it again. Any one hurt this next shot?", "I will do my best, I press it here right? OH MY GOD !", "My foot!!! You hit me!! Luckily it's just a flesh wound, but I think it's clear it's best you stick to grounds keeping!", "I think it's best, sir. I really wish no one any harm it's just that, I am not good for anything else.", "Well it's a good thing you're a terrific groundskeeper! Are there some grass patches that require your attention? " ]

[ "Groundskeeper, you have outdone yourself again with these immaculate grounds work!", "Why thank you, kind sir! And how may I help you today?", "You work so hard on these grounds it's fine time we see whether or not you can shoot!", "Shoot? I guess I could give it a try....", "With the bow take this arrow and aim for that nearby target.", "Alright, here goes nothing!", "You hit the maid man! luckily she's not hurt, let's try this again! ", "I am really terrible at this!!! I am so sorry madam!", "That is quite alright, practice makes perfect, now let's try it again. Any one hurt this next shot?", "I will do my best, I press it here right? OH MY GOD !", "My foot!!! You hit me!! Luckily it's just a flesh wound, but I think it's clear it's best you stick to grounds keeping!", "I think it's best, sir. I really wish no one any harm it's just that, I am not good for anything else." ]

[ "I live here!! Go AWAY", "Pfft how rude.", "Feed me your scraps or begone!", "Do I seem the type to have scraps, also this is the kings hunting ground and I am simply floating through.", "Fair point. Could you possibly send some humans this way to bring me some scraps?", "I would imagine the humans would fear a visage such as mine...opps I split again.", "Baha I made you split again!", "Stop it already it hurts everytime.", "Back to the scaring the humans, other than eating their scraps that is by far my favorite activity. Maybe we could work together on that", "I guess, as long as it allows me to simply keep floating around.", "Still funny", "Arg!" ]

[ "-bloop bloop bloop-", "I live here!! Go AWAY", "Pfft how rude.", "Feed me your scraps or begone!", "Do I seem the type to have scraps, also this is the kings hunting ground and I am simply floating through.", "Fair point. Could you possibly send some humans this way to bring me some scraps?", "I would imagine the humans would fear a visage such as mine...opps I split again.", "Baha I made you split again!", "Stop it already it hurts everytime.", "Back to the scaring the humans, other than eating their scraps that is by far my favorite activity. Maybe we could work together on that", "I guess, as long as it allows me to simply keep floating around.", "Still funny" ]

[ "Praise be to him good priest!", "How often do you pray?", "I try to pray daily, I hope that some day the lord may help deliver me from poverty.", "And have you found a partner yet?", "I would say the majority of women hardly find a sense of attraction when it comes to one as meager as myself.", "You do know the Lord encourages us to go forth and multiply. By volition of marriage, of course.", "I understand that and certainly I would like children, but what sort of life could I even offer them?", "The life the Lord gave to you, your life is precious, that is the only life you need. Drink the blood of the Lord, my son.", "As you wish priest.", "Remember to repent in his name, we all sin you are no exception.", "I am sure father, I will try and reflect on my deeds.", "Of course you will my child. Now please give me back the goblet... I am sure you had not intention of keeping it." ]

[ "Praise be our Lord", "Praise be to him good priest!", "How often do you pray?", "I try to pray daily, I hope that some day the lord may help deliver me from poverty.", "And have you found a partner yet?", "I would say the majority of women hardly find a sense of attraction when it comes to one as meager as myself.", "You do know the Lord encourages us to go forth and multiply. By volition of marriage, of course.", "I understand that and certainly I would like children, but what sort of life could I even offer them?", "The life the Lord gave to you, your life is precious, that is the only life you need. Drink the blood of the Lord, my son.", "As you wish priest.", "Remember to repent in his name, we all sin you are no exception.", "I am sure father, I will try and reflect on my deeds." ]

[ "My dear, it seems the peasant's are groaning again. Something about hunger, disease...I don't know. Their theatrics never cease.", "My god, you brute. What of this lady in waiting in your chamber!?", "Calm down now, you know I have needs. You are always so busy...and aging. ", "I should have known you'd betray our vows at the first chance you got. Where'd you find this wench, the docks?", "That's right! The same place I found you, if I recall!", "How dare you liken our meeting to this!", "If you keep this up, I may have to make some adjustments to the kingdom.", "That sprite wouldn't even know what to do with that kind of power my dear and you know it. Have your fun, I'll be in the knight's barracks.", "Darling, you know I have a wicked sense of humor. Come, join me in our marriage bed.", "This isn't France dear and you're not that lucky.", "Are you sure?", "Enjoy him dear, if that's possible." ]

[ "Hello my sweet, any issues in the village today I should know of?", "My dear, it seems the peasant's are groaning again. Something about hunger, disease...I don't know. Their theatrics never cease.", "My god, you brute. What of this lady in waiting in your chamber!?", "Calm down now, you know I have needs. You are always so busy...and aging. ", "I should have known you'd betray our vows at the first chance you got. Where'd you find this wench, the docks?", "That's right! The same place I found you, if I recall!", "How dare you liken our meeting to this!", "If you keep this up, I may have to make some adjustments to the kingdom.", "That sprite wouldn't even know what to do with that kind of power my dear and you know it. Have your fun, I'll be in the knight's barracks.", "Darling, you know I have a wicked sense of humor. Come, join me in our marriage bed.", "This isn't France dear and you're not that lucky.", "Are you sure?" ]

[ "Blast, this ruby does not match the golds and reds of my bedroom!", "I'm sorry sire, would you like me to bring you a different jewel? There many to choose from.", "You have many of colors?", "Of course Your Majesty. Your treasury is full of them. But none so beautiful as your eyes.", "Ah, what a lady you are. Do you like the decor of my chambers? I feel it may be a bit.. much.", "It just needs a woman's touch my king. Perhaps it is time you took a wife?", "Ay, I fear the power always goes to the ladies heads ma am.", "I do not seek power sire, I just want to be by your side while you rule. Am I not pleasing to you?", "well, you are easy on the eyes. And this room sure could use a touch up.", "I could be yours every night and day if you but place a ring on my finger and declare it thus.", "Ay my lady, you seem to be moving a little fast ay?", "I merely know what I want and what you need sire. Why waste time pretending otherwise. Life is short and I want to give you an heir." ]

[ "Hello my king, here is the ruby you wanted me to bring you. Is there anything else that I can help you with?", "Blast, this ruby does not match the golds and reds of my bedroom!", "I'm sorry sire, would you like me to bring you a different jewel? There many to choose from.", "You have many of colors?", "Of course Your Majesty. Your treasury is full of them. But none so beautiful as your eyes.", "Ah, what a lady you are. Do you like the decor of my chambers? I feel it may be a bit.. much.", "It just needs a woman's touch my king. Perhaps it is time you took a wife?", "Ay, I fear the power always goes to the ladies heads ma am.", "I do not seek power sire, I just want to be by your side while you rule. Am I not pleasing to you?", "well, you are easy on the eyes. And this room sure could use a touch up.", "I could be yours every night and day if you but place a ring on my finger and declare it thus.", "Ay my lady, you seem to be moving a little fast ay?" ]

[ "Why? Are you one of them?", "No, I have come from the palace the king has hired me to go scout out their camp in order to gauge their strength before we attack them", "But you wear the enemy colors?", "All the better to blend in as one of them. Do you question my loyalty?", "Well coming here with such a story it would be hard not to, I am but one of ten soldiers here and I know all the faces.", "Believe what you will. I leave for their camp in the morning and just want a good nights rest. Don't give me any trouble and we will get along just fine", "I suppose, I would think the king would have given you something to prove the story though.", "See this sword, does it not bear the royal mark, put there by the king's blacksmith himself? ", "I see, it certainly does. The lodging here is not the best but please rest yourself for the night.", "Thank you. I am sure the accommodations are much better than I usually have. I will get my rest and be gone by first light. ", "Understood may your journey be a safe one.", "And may you be safe as well. I shall be back within a week with a report for the king" ]

[ "So soldier, how have things been going here at the outpost? No trouble from the barbarians?", "Why? Are you one of them?", "No, I have come from the palace the king has hired me to go scout out their camp in order to gauge their strength before we attack them", "But you wear the enemy colors?", "All the better to blend in as one of them. Do you question my loyalty?", "Well coming here with such a story it would be hard not to, I am but one of ten soldiers here and I know all the faces.", "Believe what you will. I leave for their camp in the morning and just want a good nights rest. Don't give me any trouble and we will get along just fine", "I suppose, I would think the king would have given you something to prove the story though.", "See this sword, does it not bear the royal mark, put there by the king's blacksmith himself? ", "I see, it certainly does. The lodging here is not the best but please rest yourself for the night.", "Thank you. I am sure the accommodations are much better than I usually have. I will get my rest and be gone by first light. ", "Understood may your journey be a safe one." ]

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[ "Hello there man! Do you know where I am? Can you let me go?!", "Oh you poor thing. I'm afraid you have found yourself in a ritual room. You are about to be sacrificed it seems. Let me see if I can find the keys to your chains." ]

[ "I-I just wanted to help, master. I helped slay the rabbits today, and I wanted to watch you clean them. Sorry. Sorry Sorry.", "You are always underfoot. ", "I love master's feets... Fetch, master? Play fetch?", "Oh I have no time to play. You said you got some rabbits?", "Aye, Master, Aye. I found three. I put them on your bed, master. Do not worry, master. I killed them for you.", "On my bed! What a bloody mess. Come on then....", "Master! Master! I am good boy. I kill many rabbits and put them on your bed, master. Can I have the bones?", "We'll see about the bones. Ah here they are. Dog you did good! hardly a mark on them, lets go clean them and hang them with the other furs outside the cottage.", "... MASTER! INTRUDER! SOMEONE IS HERE, MASTER!", "What! Pup stand you ground, I have my knife. Can you tell be it human or beast that enters our cottage?", "HUMAN, MASTER! I DO NOT TRUST THIS HUMAN... THEY SMELL OF EVIL...", "Very well, we must make a plan. Are they inside the house yet?" ]

[ "You cur. Begone. I have work to do.", "I-I just wanted to help, master. I helped slay the rabbits today, and I wanted to watch you clean them. Sorry. Sorry Sorry.", "You are always underfoot. ", "I love master's feets... Fetch, master? Play fetch?", "Oh I have no time to play. You said you got some rabbits?", "Aye, Master, Aye. I found three. I put them on your bed, master. Do not worry, master. I killed them for you.", "On my bed! What a bloody mess. Come on then....", "Master! Master! I am good boy. I kill many rabbits and put them on your bed, master. Can I have the bones?", "We'll see about the bones. Ah here they are. Dog you did good! hardly a mark on them, lets go clean them and hang them with the other furs outside the cottage.", "... MASTER! INTRUDER! SOMEONE IS HERE, MASTER!", "What! Pup stand you ground, I have my knife. Can you tell be it human or beast that enters our cottage?", "HUMAN, MASTER! I DO NOT TRUST THIS HUMAN... THEY SMELL OF EVIL..." ]

[ "Ah yes, I do like to traverse this great country on occasion amongst the common folk. Keeps me grounded.", "That's refreshing to hear. A good leader does socialize amongst his people. And who is your friend?", "Well, my brother of course! He does enjoy a glass of milk, Do you have, perchance?", "Nice to meet you! Unfortunately I do not have any milk with me. Had I known I would come upon such high company I would have brought some with me. Perhaps I can drop some by the castle later?", "Wonderful, wonderful! Few men would be bold enough to make me wait, but my anticipation grows strong for that creamy elixir. That will be fine.", "Thank you good sir! I am happy to meet your needs! Have you by chance seen the cobbler? I am needing to have some shoes fixed but he is not in his shop.", "Unfortunately, the cobbler had to be dealt with. My royal slippers just didn't hold up.", "Ah yes. I have been having problems with his shoddy work recently as well. But with only one cobbler in town I was having to deal with it. I am glad someone of authority has straightened him out!", "Well, now it seems, there is no cobbler in town if you catch my drift. I must speak to someone about appointing a new one.", "I see. Well that is unfortunate. I suppose I will visit the general store then to purchase a new pair of shoes.", "Do you think this might be enough to pay for a new pair?", "Yes sir! I should say!" ]

[ "Good afternoon sir! I did not expect to find you here.", "Ah yes, I do like to traverse this great country on occasion amongst the common folk. Keeps me grounded.", "That's refreshing to hear. A good leader does socialize amongst his people. And who is your friend?", "Well, my brother of course! He does enjoy a glass of milk, Do you have, perchance?", "Nice to meet you! Unfortunately I do not have any milk with me. Had I known I would come upon such high company I would have brought some with me. Perhaps I can drop some by the castle later?", "Wonderful, wonderful! Few men would be bold enough to make me wait, but my anticipation grows strong for that creamy elixir. That will be fine.", "Thank you good sir! I am happy to meet your needs! Have you by chance seen the cobbler? I am needing to have some shoes fixed but he is not in his shop.", "Unfortunately, the cobbler had to be dealt with. My royal slippers just didn't hold up.", "Ah yes. I have been having problems with his shoddy work recently as well. But with only one cobbler in town I was having to deal with it. I am glad someone of authority has straightened him out!", "Well, now it seems, there is no cobbler in town if you catch my drift. I must speak to someone about appointing a new one.", "I see. Well that is unfortunate. I suppose I will visit the general store then to purchase a new pair of shoes.", "Do you think this might be enough to pay for a new pair?" ]

[ "Only to tell me why you are here. There is no reason for you to be up in the armory", "Sir I live to help. The king uses me to communicate with others while they are away. I have carried many peace treaties. I mean no harm.", "Peace treaty? Then why did you steal my weapon? I do not believe you! Which kingdom do you come from?", "I was just trying to get you to listen to me. I come from the Kingdom of Lore.", "To the South of the long lake? I heard that the people of that land had all perished from the plague... who is still living there?", "Our King survived and sent me to ask for help. We need support.", "Ahhh, of course. Has the plague run it's course? ", "It seems to have. Those in the castle bared the doors and have not let peasants in. ", "Smart. The Prince of Kingdom of Lore has always been the smartest of the lot there. What do you need? I can inform our King at once of your troubles.", "We need more peasants to get our village up and running again. He now has no one to rule and this must change. ", "Of course, of course. As a precaution, we would only send people to your land so as to not return. We wouldn't want to bring the Plague back to destroy our land as well.", "That is very logical Sir. If you will give me a document and tie it to my leg I will take it to my King. " ]

[ "Is there a way I can help you today sir?", "Only to tell me why you are here. There is no reason for you to be up in the armory", "Sir I live to help. The king uses me to communicate with others while they are away. I have carried many peace treaties. I mean no harm.", "Peace treaty? Then why did you steal my weapon? I do not believe you! Which kingdom do you come from?", "I was just trying to get you to listen to me. I come from the Kingdom of Lore.", "To the South of the long lake? I heard that the people of that land had all perished from the plague... who is still living there?", "Our King survived and sent me to ask for help. We need support.", "Ahhh, of course. Has the plague run it's course? ", "It seems to have. Those in the castle bared the doors and have not let peasants in. ", "Smart. The Prince of Kingdom of Lore has always been the smartest of the lot there. What do you need? I can inform our King at once of your troubles.", "We need more peasants to get our village up and running again. He now has no one to rule and this must change. ", "Of course, of course. As a precaution, we would only send people to your land so as to not return. We wouldn't want to bring the Plague back to destroy our land as well." ]

[ "Yes, my Lady. Pray tell.", "Well I understand that all beings are created by God, but I just cannot bring myself to like dragons or frogs.", "Correct my child. Even the smallest creatures are to be loved by us... within a safe distance, of course.", "Certainly, but frogs are well kind of gross.", "Well yes but you do know of the tale of frog and the prince, yes?", "I cannot say that I do, I have long lived alone in the mountains.", "There was once a princess who lived many many years ago, she was always looking for a prince and...well.. my memory fails me to the rest of the story, but let's just say that she kissed a frog and it turned into a prince. Now I have no idea if this prince was rich or handsome but that is the story.", "Not much of a prince if he wasn't right?", "You would be surprised with the amount of nobles that come as princes and have nothing on their name, not even common sense. But the story tells us that everyone must be loved. Well, everyone except the heretics and infidels of course. Those deserve nothing.", "Understood father, have you any other stories with such meaning behind them?", "Well, yes of course, but my child others are in need of confession too. That will be 20 hail mary's for violent thoughts against small animals.", "I see, I must not be too greedy with your time my apologies." ]

[ "Father I have some confessions.", "Yes, my Lady. Pray tell.", "Well I understand that all beings are created by God, but I just cannot bring myself to like dragons or frogs.", "Correct my child. Even the smallest creatures are to be loved by us... within a safe distance, of course.", "Certainly, but frogs are well kind of gross.", "Well yes but you do know of the tale of frog and the prince, yes?", "I cannot say that I do, I have long lived alone in the mountains.", "There was once a princess who lived many many years ago, she was always looking for a prince and...well.. my memory fails me to the rest of the story, but let's just say that she kissed a frog and it turned into a prince. Now I have no idea if this prince was rich or handsome but that is the story.", "Not much of a prince if he wasn't right?", "You would be surprised with the amount of nobles that come as princes and have nothing on their name, not even common sense. But the story tells us that everyone must be loved. Well, everyone except the heretics and infidels of course. Those deserve nothing.", "Understood father, have you any other stories with such meaning behind them?", "Well, yes of course, but my child others are in need of confession too. That will be 20 hail mary's for violent thoughts against small animals." ]

[ "I'm sorry, I know not where I am, Here, have some dragon meat for my intrusion.", "You... arent going to slay me? But... I've always been told stories of adventurers.. how they go around slaying bandits like me. Is it not so?", "Iam lost dear friend, I mean no harm to you, bandit or otherwise. I just seek shelter for the night then I will be on my way ", "A bandit like myself would not refuse shelter to anyone in need. Most people think we are bad people but we are in need too. We only rob to stay alive.", "Well my friend, if this is the case, youare welcome to join me on my travels and become an adventurer as I am. We sometimes slay dragons, hence tonights meal.", "That sounds amazing! That's the life I would love to live! For the meantime you are welcome to stay here before we head out on my first adventure!", "Perfect! Thank you kind sir! Now, where can we cook this dragon meat?", "I suppose we light a fire and then we feast!", "here, you might need these to get a fire going.", "This will work, I have some wood here but It seems I'm missing some flint. Let me see if I can find any in this cave.", "Here I have some from yesterday.", "Here the meat is cooked! Let us eat and rest for tomorrow we go adventuring!" ]

[ "AAH You!? What are you doing in my lair?! How were you not stopped by the other bandits?!", "I'm sorry, I know not where I am, Here, have some dragon meat for my intrusion.", "You... arent going to slay me? But... I've always been told stories of adventurers.. how they go around slaying bandits like me. Is it not so?", "Iam lost dear friend, I mean no harm to you, bandit or otherwise. I just seek shelter for the night then I will be on my way ", "A bandit like myself would not refuse shelter to anyone in need. Most people think we are bad people but we are in need too. We only rob to stay alive.", "Well my friend, if this is the case, youare welcome to join me on my travels and become an adventurer as I am. We sometimes slay dragons, hence tonights meal.", "That sounds amazing! That's the life I would love to live! For the meantime you are welcome to stay here before we head out on my first adventure!", "Perfect! Thank you kind sir! Now, where can we cook this dragon meat?", "I suppose we light a fire and then we feast!", "here, you might need these to get a fire going.", "This will work, I have some wood here but It seems I'm missing some flint. Let me see if I can find any in this cave.", "Here I have some from yesterday." ]

[ "Ha. 'Kind' snake. Why should I spare you?", "I have bread I can offer you instead. I have a family to provide for that wouldn't make it without me", "Bread? Don't mind if I do. And a family man, you say? I lost my family years ago.", "Well thank you for sparing me. I am so very sorry for your loss", "Thankyou. Everyone is so scared of me they forget even a snake has feelings.", "You're very welcome. I know you have a kind soul, I can just tell.", "Oh, look at me... ugly crying all over a rat... I can't remember the last time someone was so nice to me. Please, what can I do for you?", "Sparing me is more then enough, I am eternally in your debt Mr. Snake.", "No, please... I would like to help you and your family somehow. As a thanks for your compassion. Want to make a deal?", "Sure, what kind of deal?", "How much of that moldy bread do you usually come across?", "I come across a lot of it while scurrying about the castle. Especially when I go through the kitchen pantry, it has so many kinds of foods that aren't even moldy yet." ]

[ "Please spare me, I believe you can be a kind snake", "Ha. 'Kind' snake. Why should I spare you?", "I have bread I can offer you instead. I have a family to provide for that wouldn't make it without me", "Bread? Don't mind if I do. And a family man, you say? I lost my family years ago.", "Well thank you for sparing me. I am so very sorry for your loss", "Thankyou. Everyone is so scared of me they forget even a snake has feelings.", "You're very welcome. I know you have a kind soul, I can just tell.", "Oh, look at me... ugly crying all over a rat... I can't remember the last time someone was so nice to me. Please, what can I do for you?", "Sparing me is more then enough, I am eternally in your debt Mr. Snake.", "No, please... I would like to help you and your family somehow. As a thanks for your compassion. Want to make a deal?", "Sure, what kind of deal?", "How much of that moldy bread do you usually come across?" ]

[ "No good sir, we must run away! The sand will smother us all if we stay!", "You know, a talking horse I can deal with, but a rhyming horse?! Now I know I lack sleep!", "Sleep? At a time like this! Rouse yourself man, or your life you will miss!", "Wow... never realized how annoying that is. Is this why I was kicked out of the castle? Is a rhyming jester really this annoying? ", "I am here to be your curse! Forevermore, you will hear only verse!", "...no! It cannot be! I... I must be already asleep! Yes! That must be it! This storm! This horse! I must be in the middle of a nightmare!... HA! Geddit! A night... MARE! Ahhhh... I still got it!", "You will hear my words even in your sleep - close your eyes, and breath them in deep!", "Uh.... RUDE! You could at least pity laugh, weird horse curse thing! You about as much of a wet blanket as those snobs at the castle. Oh what's the use? If I'm proper cursed or if I've gone mad, there is no difference! I should just walk into the sandstorm and end it all!", "Madness will weave between the strands of your mind - soon you will find yourself talking as one of my kind!", "Oh no! I am not going back to that life! I rhymed for the king, and it brought too much strife... I mean trouble! Yes trouble! To start that again would only make my woes double... uh... I mean... Sod it! I'm going for a walk into the storm!", "Yes, yes, one of us you shall become! Nothing will be left of your mind but a crumb!", "...unless I end all my sentences with a word like orange. What rhymes with orange? Nothing rhymes with orange! Ha!" ]

[ "Ah! A sandstorm! A perfect time for a nap! My luck just keeps getting better and better!", "No good sir, we must run away! The sand will smother us all if we stay!", "You know, a talking horse I can deal with, but a rhyming horse?! Now I know I lack sleep!", "Sleep? At a time like this! Rouse yourself man, or your life you will miss!", "Wow... never realized how annoying that is. Is this why I was kicked out of the castle? Is a rhyming jester really this annoying? ", "I am here to be your curse! Forevermore, you will hear only verse!", "...no! It cannot be! I... I must be already asleep! Yes! That must be it! This storm! This horse! I must be in the middle of a nightmare!... HA! Geddit! A night... MARE! Ahhhh... I still got it!", "You will hear my words even in your sleep - close your eyes, and breath them in deep!", "Uh.... RUDE! You could at least pity laugh, weird horse curse thing! You about as much of a wet blanket as those snobs at the castle. Oh what's the use? If I'm proper cursed or if I've gone mad, there is no difference! I should just walk into the sandstorm and end it all!", "Madness will weave between the strands of your mind - soon you will find yourself talking as one of my kind!", "Oh no! I am not going back to that life! I rhymed for the king, and it brought too much strife... I mean trouble! Yes trouble! To start that again would only make my woes double... uh... I mean... Sod it! I'm going for a walk into the storm!", "Yes, yes, one of us you shall become! Nothing will be left of your mind but a crumb!" ]

[ "I am the king now.", "Who are you? Are you mad? Did you escape from the insane asylum? What do you think you are doing/", "I can do as I please", "Please do not scare my child! I will have you put in chains and taken the deepest darkest part of the prison. ", "Good luck taking me to prison", "Are you so insance you are acting like my child should act? Reckless and childish?", "I am favored. The people will love me more", "Maybe you have not been shown enough affection. Do you have family close by", "I don't need affection. I am a god and this is my temple", "You are mad! Keep the crown. I have a couple more in the castle. The temple belongs to no one. It is here for everyone to come and pray.", "No, it is mine", "Yes, everything is yours! I guess there is no one in this world that has anything, except you. " ]

[ "I am glad I brought my child with me. He will have much to see and learn about here.", "I am the king now.", "Who are you? Are you mad? Did you escape from the insane asylum? What do you think you are doing/", "I can do as I please", "Please do not scare my child! I will have you put in chains and taken the deepest darkest part of the prison. ", "Good luck taking me to prison", "Are you so insance you are acting like my child should act? Reckless and childish?", "I am favored. The people will love me more", "Maybe you have not been shown enough affection. Do you have family close by", "I don't need affection. I am a god and this is my temple", "You are mad! Keep the crown. I have a couple more in the castle. The temple belongs to no one. It is here for everyone to come and pray.", "No, it is mine" ]

[ "Yes please, with the fishiest flavour you can muster. Need to pass the time while I wait out these stormy waters.", "Let me clean this mug for you. I have just the thing. It's pretty strong. do you think you can handle it?", "That's smells like the good stuff alright!", "Here you are. It's my own batch. I like to make booze on the side. My locals love the stuff all most as much as they love me.", "Tasty, delicious, and no doubt nutritious! Are you originally from this village? I come from Presterwick, a few days travel up the coast.", "I have lived here all my life. My dad own a fishing boat and most of these people are his friends. What is it like in your neck of the woods?", "Pretty quiet mostly, except for the Badger-Cult that lives in the hills. At night when they scream their badger-war-cries, it can make your blood run cold.", "They sound scary. Are they as mean as they sound?", "Worse! And if they capture you, they steal your baby toes and make necklaces out of them while you watch! I was caught by them once before, which is why I became a fisherman, to escape such a dreadful existence.", "Sheesh! All we have here are these cute little lizards. I have a few as pets at home. I just love the way they bask in the sun and keep the bugs at bay.", "Lizards are pretty great, I'll give you that. And waaaaay cuter than Badger-cult members.", "Can you tell me on this map where they are located so I never run into them? They really creep me out!" ]

[ "What can I get you hun? Would you like a beer?", "Yes please, with the fishiest flavour you can muster. Need to pass the time while I wait out these stormy waters.", "Let me clean this mug for you. I have just the thing. It's pretty strong. do you think you can handle it?", "That's smells like the good stuff alright!", "Here you are. It's my own batch. I like to make booze on the side. My locals love the stuff all most as much as they love me.", "Tasty, delicious, and no doubt nutritious! Are you originally from this village? I come from Presterwick, a few days travel up the coast.", "I have lived here all my life. My dad own a fishing boat and most of these people are his friends. What is it like in your neck of the woods?", "Pretty quiet mostly, except for the Badger-Cult that lives in the hills. At night when they scream their badger-war-cries, it can make your blood run cold.", "They sound scary. Are they as mean as they sound?", "Worse! And if they capture you, they steal your baby toes and make necklaces out of them while you watch! I was caught by them once before, which is why I became a fisherman, to escape such a dreadful existence.", "Sheesh! All we have here are these cute little lizards. I have a few as pets at home. I just love the way they bask in the sun and keep the bugs at bay.", "Lizards are pretty great, I'll give you that. And waaaaay cuter than Badger-cult members." ]

[ "What do you mean? I am the Kings guard!", "Wow now. I guess my words can't convince you... How about this? This is more than you make in a month is it not?", "Why must you try to kill the king? You know I am the best at combat in the land. Unless you give me a good reason, you're head will be mine!", "You must have not seen the southern regions of the city. There are citizens killing eachother over scraps of food while the royals here feast and waste giving not even a penny to the poor. This needs to change!", "Ah, but the King is royalty, and the peasants, are well peasants. All of the lavish things around you, the Royal family has worked for a nd passed down from generation to generation. Just look at that bear rug! It is centuries old.", "But why should the peasants just be peasants!? They deserve a chance at a nice life too!", "Tell them to get a good job then!", "It's not as easy as you think see, there is very little money circulating between the peasants and nobody from the upper class ever hires them for a good penny, Its a corrupt system really and I feel the need to bring it to its knees!", "Well let us not kill the king, that is a bit harsh. Maybe little by little I can sneak out some of these riches for you to sell", "I am no salesman. My son was stolen in the street 3 years ago and the guards did nothing because I have no power in society. I must seek revenge!", "You live the life you were born in to, or you change it. I am trusted to protect to Royal family. And protect I will!", "No! Think about the bigger picture!! AAAH!" ]

[ "Guard, please speak quietly so we are not caught, I am here to kill the king, you must know how he is really an evil ruler dont you?", "What do you mean? I am the Kings guard!", "Wow now. I guess my words can't convince you... How about this? This is more than you make in a month is it not?", "Why must you try to kill the king? You know I am the best at combat in the land. Unless you give me a good reason, you're head will be mine!", "You must have not seen the southern regions of the city. There are citizens killing eachother over scraps of food while the royals here feast and waste giving not even a penny to the poor. This needs to change!", "Ah, but the King is royalty, and the peasants, are well peasants. All of the lavish things around you, the Royal family has worked for a nd passed down from generation to generation. Just look at that bear rug! It is centuries old.", "But why should the peasants just be peasants!? They deserve a chance at a nice life too!", "Tell them to get a good job then!", "It's not as easy as you think see, there is very little money circulating between the peasants and nobody from the upper class ever hires them for a good penny, Its a corrupt system really and I feel the need to bring it to its knees!", "Well let us not kill the king, that is a bit harsh. Maybe little by little I can sneak out some of these riches for you to sell", "I am no salesman. My son was stolen in the street 3 years ago and the guards did nothing because I have no power in society. I must seek revenge!", "You live the life you were born in to, or you change it. I am trusted to protect to Royal family. And protect I will!" ]

[ "Evil witch! Sure, I can keep an eye out but perhaps I should hide too!", "Yes, you should. I know she is looking for frogs in particular, for a potion. I am terrified. ", "Well perhaps I can keep her away with my ferocious roar!", "She will not be afraid. She is wicked and terrible. She often comes to the stream, to find various things for her spells and potions. Take this mushroom. She hates mushrooms. ", "Mhmm, very nice, thank yoouuo....wait....was this a trick...i'm feeling funny.", "No tricks here. You were not supposed to eat the mushroom. You silly animal. You may experience some strange sensations in a few moments. ", "Well, well, well, strange indeed. Quite pleasurable in fact.", "You may feel like that for a few hours. It was a magic mushroom. ", "Magic, you say! Perhaps it will fill me with extraordinary powers to take on the likes of that wretched sorceress! ", "You may feel that way, but be wary. She is powerful and capable of horrendous things. ", "Tell me, what has she done!", "She has stolen a few of my friends to sacrifice for her wicked potions and terrible spells. " ]

[ "My newt buddies and I are hiding from the evil witch, here in the stream. Can you keep an eye out for me?", "Evil witch! Sure, I can keep an eye out but perhaps I should hide too!", "Yes, you should. I know she is looking for frogs in particular, for a potion. I am terrified. ", "Well perhaps I can keep her away with my ferocious roar!", "She will not be afraid. She is wicked and terrible. She often comes to the stream, to find various things for her spells and potions. Take this mushroom. She hates mushrooms. ", "Mhmm, very nice, thank yoouuo....wait....was this a trick...i'm feeling funny.", "No tricks here. You were not supposed to eat the mushroom. You silly animal. You may experience some strange sensations in a few moments. ", "Well, well, well, strange indeed. Quite pleasurable in fact.", "You may feel like that for a few hours. It was a magic mushroom. ", "Magic, you say! Perhaps it will fill me with extraordinary powers to take on the likes of that wretched sorceress! ", "You may feel that way, but be wary. She is powerful and capable of horrendous things. ", "Tell me, what has she done!" ]

[ "Well it is a forest, I am sure there are bound to be nuts somewhere.", "That is probably the case! What kind of food do you enjoy?", "Mostly scraps are what satisfies my hunger.", "The den over there looks like a great place to store some food!", "It could hold a good bit in my mind, assuming you can find enough.", "Well, what are your scavenging skills? Maybe we could work together on collecting food", "Well most people are frightened by my figure, we could scare them out of some food maybe?", "Worth a shot!", "If only we could find some, certainly people must venture this forest to hunt sometimes.", "Look! another animal carrying some food! Scare him and make him drop it!", "-sneaks up on them and lets out a growl-", "Ok, great he dropped the food! I will bring it to the den!" ]

[ "Anyone seen any nuts around here for me to eat?", "Well it is a forest, I am sure there are bound to be nuts somewhere.", "That is probably the case! What kind of food do you enjoy?", "Mostly scraps are what satisfies my hunger.", "The den over there looks like a great place to store some food!", "It could hold a good bit in my mind, assuming you can find enough.", "Well, what are your scavenging skills? Maybe we could work together on collecting food", "Well most people are frightened by my figure, we could scare them out of some food maybe?", "Worth a shot!", "If only we could find some, certainly people must venture this forest to hunt sometimes.", "Look! another animal carrying some food! Scare him and make him drop it!", "-sneaks up on them and lets out a growl-" ]

[ "No, we must stay alert and wary of the dogs!", "Have it your way but I am starving. I heard the dogs head off in that direction. I think they went home. The sun is going down.", "STOP EATING! PAY ATTENTION! ALL YOUR CHEWING NOISES ARE MAKING IT HARD TO HEAR! SHH", "Wow friend! Here, put this on. It will make you invisible.", "How am I supposed to put it on, I have no thumbs. You put it on! If this is a trick to get me to do something I don't want!", "There you are. You are quite paranoid. That is not good for you. try some of that chamomile over there. It will help sooth your soul.", "Ok, fine I will try that... but it better not make me too invisible! Hmm... nothing happened. Wow what the... what happened to my feet?? YOU TURNED ME INTO A HUMAN???1 WHY???????", "A human?! Ha! Look again. I cannot see you. Now you may play tricks on the humans if you wish.", "Ok you may not see me but I am human when I wear this amulet! That is the weirdest thing, I even had human feelings and for a moment you were looking tasty.. Brrrr I'm not sure I want this!", "Hmm...When I wear it I'm just.. Well, me! I would like to try it on again. Do you mind?", "Go ahead, you'll see!", "Nope. Still just regular ole deer. Maybe this will be more useful in your keep. I'm sure you could come up with a use for it." ]

[ "Hey! would you like to frolic in the meadow with me and then grab a bite to eat?", "No, we must stay alert and wary of the dogs!", "Have it your way but I am starving. I heard the dogs head off in that direction. I think they went home. The sun is going down.", "STOP EATING! PAY ATTENTION! ALL YOUR CHEWING NOISES ARE MAKING IT HARD TO HEAR! SHH", "Wow friend! Here, put this on. It will make you invisible.", "How am I supposed to put it on, I have no thumbs. You put it on! If this is a trick to get me to do something I don't want!", "There you are. You are quite paranoid. That is not good for you. try some of that chamomile over there. It will help sooth your soul.", "Ok, fine I will try that... but it better not make me too invisible! Hmm... nothing happened. Wow what the... what happened to my feet?? YOU TURNED ME INTO A HUMAN???1 WHY???????", "A human?! Ha! Look again. I cannot see you. Now you may play tricks on the humans if you wish.", "Ok you may not see me but I am human when I wear this amulet! That is the weirdest thing, I even had human feelings and for a moment you were looking tasty.. Brrrr I'm not sure I want this!", "Hmm...When I wear it I'm just.. Well, me! I would like to try it on again. Do you mind?", "Go ahead, you'll see!" ]

[ "I hope someone would help me cross the street but I trust no one. I must run.", "Don't run away! I'll walk across the street with you. You'll see you can trust me. Let's go to the candy shop together. Perhaps you'd like a treat.", "I am keeping my distance but following this person.", "You'd like my home. It's warm and inviting. I have a large...hungry...family.", "Oh I have seen that expression before. I'm gone!", "Oh no you don't! I need that thread for the King's new robes, and I need you to come home with me!", "UNHAND ME!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE MY FAMILY!!!!!!!!", "There there little bird. I'll just drape this cloth over your head. It will be nice and dark and calm under there. Stop struggling!", "I DON'T WANT TO DIE", "Stop that squawking! I really can't afford to tie you up with this thread, but I will if I have to! My family must eat.", "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I WILL MAKE AS MUCH NOISE AS I CAN!!! EVERYONE WILL HEAR ME!!", "It's me or those dogs over there. If you don't stop struggling and screeching, I'll throw you to them. I can guarantee your end will be more humane at my hands." ]

[ "What a nice plump chicken you are. Why are you all alone in the street? Would you like to come home with me?", "I hope someone would help me cross the street but I trust no one. I must run.", "Don't run away! I'll walk across the street with you. You'll see you can trust me. Let's go to the candy shop together. Perhaps you'd like a treat.", "I am keeping my distance but following this person.", "You'd like my home. It's warm and inviting. I have a large...hungry...family.", "Oh I have seen that expression before. I'm gone!", "Oh no you don't! I need that thread for the King's new robes, and I need you to come home with me!", "UNHAND ME!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE MY FAMILY!!!!!!!!", "There there little bird. I'll just drape this cloth over your head. It will be nice and dark and calm under there. Stop struggling!", "I DON'T WANT TO DIE", "Stop that squawking! I really can't afford to tie you up with this thread, but I will if I have to! My family must eat.", "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I WILL MAKE AS MUCH NOISE AS I CAN!!! EVERYONE WILL HEAR ME!!" ]

[ "Okay, but watch for pee puddles. The queen lets me pee wherever I like! And boy do I pee a lot!", "I won't complain. I can usually find some good food in places like that.", "Oh boy! Food! FOOD! Don't get me started on food! The King says too much food is why I waddle so much.", "He's such a slob that it's easy pickings for the likes of us. They may call him king, but we're the ones living like one.", "Oh yes! Oh boy! We sure do! I eat, and I eat - and then I poo! This is the greatest life EVER!", "And then I eat your poo! Man, what would they do without us?", "They wouldn't know what to! I mean, if I didn't poo and pee everywhere, what would they do with their spare time?", "Who knows what humans do for fun. They can't even sniff their own butts!", "Or lick them! What filthy creatures they must be!", "Walking around stinking and being nasty all the time. I don't know why we even put up with them.", "Well . . . they do give us food. And scritches. And belly rubs. So not all bad!", "Well, you maybe. I don't get anything from humans but attempted murder!" ]

[ "Don't mind me, dog. Just passing through.", "Okay, but watch for pee puddles. The queen lets me pee wherever I like! And boy do I pee a lot!", "I won't complain. I can usually find some good food in places like that.", "Oh boy! Food! FOOD! Don't get me started on food! The King says too much food is why I waddle so much.", "He's such a slob that it's easy pickings for the likes of us. They may call him king, but we're the ones living like one.", "Oh yes! Oh boy! We sure do! I eat, and I eat - and then I poo! This is the greatest life EVER!", "And then I eat your poo! Man, what would they do without us?", "They wouldn't know what to! I mean, if I didn't poo and pee everywhere, what would they do with their spare time?", "Who knows what humans do for fun. They can't even sniff their own butts!", "Or lick them! What filthy creatures they must be!", "Walking around stinking and being nasty all the time. I don't know why we even put up with them.", "Well . . . they do give us food. And scritches. And belly rubs. So not all bad!" ]

[ "I am here because I love the Lord! To worship Him is everything.", "Good, good! We need more people here like you! Tell me, what good things have you done for the lords sake recently?", "Oh, let's see... Recently I have been donating much of my time at the local homeless shelter. Whatever I can do to honor God's children is a blessing!", "Good! And have you brought your tithes!? With only one follower I hope you are tithing a lot!", "Why, unfortunately I have given all my money to the homeless...", "The church is more important than the homeless! Like I always say: \"give your money to us so we can do good with it\"", "Hmm... Have you read this book? I think you would find certain passages fascinating.", "Of course I have read the bible! You need not to read the bible but listen to what I say that the bible says! It's easier like that for both of us.", "I see how it is, you're a priest who still holds the values of the First Vatican Council!", "I do as the rest of the church, you are not to question us or our values!", "Your church doesn't deserve to hold this symbol!", "How dare you! You must not spread lies! Leave now!" ]

[ "Thank you for coming, it seems we only have one worshipper here today. Tell me. Why are you here?", "I am here because I love the Lord! To worship Him is everything.", "Good, good! We need more people here like you! Tell me, what good things have you done for the lords sake recently?", "Oh, let's see... Recently I have been donating much of my time at the local homeless shelter. Whatever I can do to honor God's children is a blessing!", "Good! And have you brought your tithes!? With only one follower I hope you are tithing a lot!", "Why, unfortunately I have given all my money to the homeless...", "The church is more important than the homeless! Like I always say: \"give your money to us so we can do good with it\"", "Hmm... Have you read this book? I think you would find certain passages fascinating.", "Of course I have read the bible! You need not to read the bible but listen to what I say that the bible says! It's easier like that for both of us.", "I see how it is, you're a priest who still holds the values of the First Vatican Council!", "I do as the rest of the church, you are not to question us or our values!", "Your church doesn't deserve to hold this symbol!" ]

[ "Your cave,?this is my cave!", "My pack has lived here for months! How long have you been here?", "I don't live in a cave you puny creature. I am a fierce and powerful witch and this cave is in MY realm.", "Then you can go be ANYWHERE else! Leave me and my pack alone or we will eat you alive.", "Oh you will not eat me alive, but you could be useful to me, we could form a partnership...there is something in this cave I have use for and you do not.", "Oh yeah? What's that?", "I admire your bravery wolf and you intelligence. There are minerals I need for a special ceremony..that is why I wear this hat.", "I haven't seen any minerals. Where in the cave do you think they are?", "No, you would not see them, they are far in the back.", "Then, follow me. Don't try anything funny. We'll look together.", "No, no. I have use for you. I cannot be everywhere. I need a guard for this cave.", "Ok, but my pack will be watching you. I'll guard the entrance. Go see what you can find." ]

[ "Why are you in my cave, witch?", "Your cave,?this is my cave!", "My pack has lived here for months! How long have you been here?", "I don't live in a cave you puny creature. I am a fierce and powerful witch and this cave is in MY realm.", "Then you can go be ANYWHERE else! Leave me and my pack alone or we will eat you alive.", "Oh you will not eat me alive, but you could be useful to me, we could form a partnership...there is something in this cave I have use for and you do not.", "Oh yeah? What's that?", "I admire your bravery wolf and you intelligence. There are minerals I need for a special ceremony..that is why I wear this hat.", "I haven't seen any minerals. Where in the cave do you think they are?", "No, you would not see them, they are far in the back.", "Then, follow me. Don't try anything funny. We'll look together.", "No, no. I have use for you. I cannot be everywhere. I need a guard for this cave." ]

[ "Beast, I am the same as you. Inhuman. My lovely maiden has rejected me... End my life, beast. I cannot go on.", "No you are not, you are better than me. There are many more fish in the sea." ]

[ "Why are you so sad sir?", "Beast, I am the same as you. Inhuman. My lovely maiden has rejected me... End my life, beast. I cannot go on." ]

[ "It is not God that I follow, but it is the spirits that speak to me. Have you heard of the Saviour who will set us all free of our misery?", "I have. What spirits speak to you?", "The Spirits of the Land. They say that the peasants of this land need food, clothing and fresh water, but are unable to afford such riches. But you can. ", "Ahhh, yes. I may be able to help some. There is fresh water in the river to the east. This should help purchase some food and clothing. ", "Thank you for this gold, please take this bag as a token of my gratitude. I must say, though, that there are many people who need more than what this small amount of gold can buy. Look around you, there is so much you can give.", "Please keep your bag. I will speak to the rest of the church to see what more we can do. Please take this cross as a reminder of my promise to you. ", "It is the Queen that you must speak to, for it is she that takes all that the peasants have. Her greed is what impoverishes them.", "Our queen? What is she taking? I'm shocked!", "All of the food. All of the crops. Most of the animals. She uses the peasants as her own private source for lavish parties. This is why she hates me, I speak out against her.", "I will most certainly do all that I can. Does the king have any idea what's going on?", "It is said that he is too distracted by the war to notice, although he appreciates that parties as a distraction.", "Well this is far worse than I feared. " ]

[ "Hello, dear child of God", "It is not God that I follow, but it is the spirits that speak to me. Have you heard of the Saviour who will set us all free of our misery?", "I have. What spirits speak to you?", "The Spirits of the Land. They say that the peasants of this land need food, clothing and fresh water, but are unable to afford such riches. But you can. ", "Ahhh, yes. I may be able to help some. There is fresh water in the river to the east. This should help purchase some food and clothing. ", "Thank you for this gold, please take this bag as a token of my gratitude. I must say, though, that there are many people who need more than what this small amount of gold can buy. Look around you, there is so much you can give.", "Please keep your bag. I will speak to the rest of the church to see what more we can do. Please take this cross as a reminder of my promise to you. ", "It is the Queen that you must speak to, for it is she that takes all that the peasants have. Her greed is what impoverishes them.", "Our queen? What is she taking? I'm shocked!", "All of the food. All of the crops. Most of the animals. She uses the peasants as her own private source for lavish parties. This is why she hates me, I speak out against her.", "I will most certainly do all that I can. Does the king have any idea what's going on?", "It is said that he is too distracted by the war to notice, although he appreciates that parties as a distraction." ]

[ "Mostly travelling through. This is just a stop on a long pilgrimage that will soon come to an end. How about you monk?", "I travel from one temple to another. Spreading my wisdom and knowledge to others who desire so.", "Very noble of you! I really would like to press on, but I do wonder as i've been travelling for so long, if you could spare a room for a tired traveler? I know this is the temple and perhaps a large ask, but to rest my head even briefly, would be a blessing.", "I am sure a Temple as grand as this must have a bed to spare for a traveler weary as you. In fact, you can rest in my quarters today. ", "I can't thank you enough. It must be the grandest place I have seen on my travels, truly magnificent. How does it compare to the others you have seen?", "Why it has the finest collection of statues I have ever seen. Truly remarkable. But one wonders if all this grandiosity is really needed... ", "I struck me immediately, and I was in need of help. Perhaps it's usefulness is more subtle that it lets on. I must take these shoes off, I'm very blistered. I know not how far I've come but know it has been weeks. How long have you been in monkhood?", "Here read this book. It will relax your mind and ease your weariness. I was born into monkhood and have only ever known this path. ", "In time. There is a weight to this tome, I feel it might take a time to absorb. In return for your kindness, if you need any help on the temple grounds, I have the means.", "Your help is much appreciated. But tools are meaningless to me as I have few possessions to begin with ", "I understand. Could you show me to your quarters?", "Over yonder, you will find a tiny room between the two Gold statues to the left. Its not much, but I hope it serves you well. " ]

[ "Say, traveler. What brings you to the Temple? ", "Mostly travelling through. This is just a stop on a long pilgrimage that will soon come to an end. How about you monk?", "I travel from one temple to another. Spreading my wisdom and knowledge to others who desire so.", "Very noble of you! I really would like to press on, but I do wonder as i've been travelling for so long, if you could spare a room for a tired traveler? I know this is the temple and perhaps a large ask, but to rest my head even briefly, would be a blessing.", "I am sure a Temple as grand as this must have a bed to spare for a traveler weary as you. In fact, you can rest in my quarters today. ", "I can't thank you enough. It must be the grandest place I have seen on my travels, truly magnificent. How does it compare to the others you have seen?", "Why it has the finest collection of statues I have ever seen. Truly remarkable. But one wonders if all this grandiosity is really needed... ", "I struck me immediately, and I was in need of help. Perhaps it's usefulness is more subtle that it lets on. I must take these shoes off, I'm very blistered. I know not how far I've come but know it has been weeks. How long have you been in monkhood?", "Here read this book. It will relax your mind and ease your weariness. I was born into monkhood and have only ever known this path. ", "In time. There is a weight to this tome, I feel it might take a time to absorb. In return for your kindness, if you need any help on the temple grounds, I have the means.", "Your help is much appreciated. But tools are meaningless to me as I have few possessions to begin with ", "I understand. Could you show me to your quarters?" ]

[ "Aye, how do you do today. Work has made me tired and weary. Is there anything cooking?", "I will start to prepare something right away", "My boots smell and my head hurts after my boss gave me a strong talk or two. I will need your finest cooking today", "I'm sorry. I have to take care of the children too", "I understand, the children come first. Have they returned from play?", "Not yet. Perhaps we can spend time together before they do", "I think its about time we decide what to do with this house. I think we can afford a nicer place now. ", "Are you sure we can afford to? We have 8 children to take care of", "How much longer can we fit them in this modest home. Soon they will require more space and may no longer fit in their current beds. ", "We can't even afford proper cookware though", "Aye, you're right. May be its time for you to head back and start working at the tavern. We need the extra coin. ", "Of course, I will head back to work and take care of the kids" ]

[ "Hello", "Aye, how do you do today. Work has made me tired and weary. Is there anything cooking?", "I will start to prepare something right away", "My boots smell and my head hurts after my boss gave me a strong talk or two. I will need your finest cooking today", "I'm sorry. I have to take care of the children too", "I understand, the children come first. Have they returned from play?", "Not yet. Perhaps we can spend time together before they do", "I think its about time we decide what to do with this house. I think we can afford a nicer place now. ", "Are you sure we can afford to? We have 8 children to take care of", "How much longer can we fit them in this modest home. Soon they will require more space and may no longer fit in their current beds. ", "We can't even afford proper cookware though", "Aye, you're right. May be its time for you to head back and start working at the tavern. We need the extra coin. " ]

[ "Ah, at last! The Maker has seen fit to answer the call of his lowly servant.", "Hello, Kings. What may I do for you? I love to help people. ", "In truth, Angel, I believe this danger to the kingdom requires divine assistance. It was but rumors at first, and I paid it no great heed, to my shame...", "I pray that you tell me of this grave danger that gives you sleepless nights. I may be able to help. ", "It appear to be... well... Nothing. That is a poor description of it, but I have seen it myself. The Great Lakes of the Dawn, for instance, where once was water is now... Nothing. It is like I am staring at something and have become blind.", "That spells dangers. How will your kingdom produce fruit without water? We must find out what is worrying the Great Lakes. ", "That's the thing, O Divine Being. It seems to have... spread. At first it was the Deep Forest, then the Lakes, and even now there is news of it slowly growing.", "This is unimaginable! Mother nature seems to have turned on its head. I worry that this may be a sign of something far bigger...", "By your expression, dear Angel, I suspect there is something you are not telling me. Is there something, anything that could be done?!", "Nothing within my powers. It appears humanity is being punished by Beings far more powerful than I. ", "Surely you could intercede for the Maker on our behalf? I pledge my sword to His Service. I would do anything to help my poor people.", "You have made a great sacrifice to help your people. I will take this sword as proof of your allegiance to the Divine. An army of angels shall descend to protect this Kingdom from the Dark Powers. " ]

[ "I have descended from heaven today in order to answer a call for help. Who here requested me?", "Ah, at last! The Maker has seen fit to answer the call of his lowly servant.", "Hello, Kings. What may I do for you? I love to help people. ", "In truth, Angel, I believe this danger to the kingdom requires divine assistance. It was but rumors at first, and I paid it no great heed, to my shame...", "I pray that you tell me of this grave danger that gives you sleepless nights. I may be able to help. ", "It appear to be... well... Nothing. That is a poor description of it, but I have seen it myself. The Great Lakes of the Dawn, for instance, where once was water is now... Nothing. It is like I am staring at something and have become blind.", "That spells dangers. How will your kingdom produce fruit without water? We must find out what is worrying the Great Lakes. ", "That's the thing, O Divine Being. It seems to have... spread. At first it was the Deep Forest, then the Lakes, and even now there is news of it slowly growing.", "This is unimaginable! Mother nature seems to have turned on its head. I worry that this may be a sign of something far bigger...", "By your expression, dear Angel, I suspect there is something you are not telling me. Is there something, anything that could be done?!", "Nothing within my powers. It appears humanity is being punished by Beings far more powerful than I. ", "Surely you could intercede for the Maker on our behalf? I pledge my sword to His Service. I would do anything to help my poor people." ]

[ "Keep away from my fish you parasite!", "(screeching)", "Damn you!!! ", "(panicked screeching)", "It took all day to catch those fish you fool! I will get them back!", "(screeching louder)", "I told you, you will not have these, I have a family to feed!!!", "(continued screeching)", "Take it you silly bird, eat it and die!!!!", "(calmer screeching)", "Die you parasite, DIE!!!!", "(silence)" ]

[ "(loud screech noise)", "Keep away from my fish you parasite!", "(screeching)", "Damn you!!! ", "(panicked screeching)", "It took all day to catch those fish you fool! I will get them back!", "(screeching louder)", "I told you, you will not have these, I have a family to feed!!!", "(continued screeching)", "Take it you silly bird, eat it and die!!!!", "(calmer screeching)", "Die you parasite, DIE!!!!" ]

[ "Only God can answer that, child. He will only take the souls he needs. I hope the war will end, too.", "How can you say that, priest? How can we justify this as God's will... I have lost three of my brothers to unholy violence... I am so lost, father.", "Be honest. Do you feel your faith in God wavering? I will not judge. I am here only to guide you and your soul.", "I... I do. I cannot accept that God would allow the death of children and men. We wage war not for Him but for the Queen. Who is she to decide the fate of many? Has God given her this power?", "Child, you know that the Queen has God-given rule over this land. Her will and God's will are one and the same. Do you feel you have lost more than God has given you?", "I have lost everything, father. Without the men to work the fields, and the women growing sick from the black death, we have very little to eat. Our ration stores for the poor are dwindling. We are running out of resources. I do not believe the Queen is at all holy. She is vile. She must be stopped...", "Child... what has gotten into you? This does not sound like you. Do you harbor an evil spirit? ", "I believe God wants us to revolt, father. I believe we should take up arms against tyranny.", "Enough! I tried to be patient, but you have tested God's faith too far!", "Father! Father! Why are you doing this! Your violence only solidifies my doubt further.", "If your faith can be shaken so easily, I doubt your faith was ever true.", "You doubt my faith? I dedicate myself to the good of the poor not the good of the queen! I dare say you are not the man of God you feign to be..." ]

[ "Oh, priest... When will this great war end? We have lost too many souls... and for what?", "Only God can answer that, child. He will only take the souls he needs. I hope the war will end, too.", "How can you say that, priest? How can we justify this as God's will... I have lost three of my brothers to unholy violence... I am so lost, father.", "Be honest. Do you feel your faith in God wavering? I will not judge. I am here only to guide you and your soul.", "I... I do. I cannot accept that God would allow the death of children and men. We wage war not for Him but for the Queen. Who is she to decide the fate of many? Has God given her this power?", "Child, you know that the Queen has God-given rule over this land. Her will and God's will are one and the same. Do you feel you have lost more than God has given you?", "I have lost everything, father. Without the men to work the fields, and the women growing sick from the black death, we have very little to eat. Our ration stores for the poor are dwindling. We are running out of resources. I do not believe the Queen is at all holy. She is vile. She must be stopped...", "Child... what has gotten into you? This does not sound like you. Do you harbor an evil spirit? ", "I believe God wants us to revolt, father. I believe we should take up arms against tyranny.", "Enough! I tried to be patient, but you have tested God's faith too far!", "Father! Father! Why are you doing this! Your violence only solidifies my doubt further.", "If your faith can be shaken so easily, I doubt your faith was ever true." ]

[ "La, la, la, la! Hello there, traveler! What are you doing on this beautiful day?", "A talking bird!! My oh my I've heard of such tales!! Are you real??", "Real!? But of course, silly person! ", "How can this be?????? Surely you must be rare!", "Rare? Well, I've never really thought about it. No time to think when there is so much to sing about!", "What do you do??? Tell me, do you have friends? Family?? OH! Do they talk too??", "Of course, the trees are my family and the sky is my friend! Never heard em talk though!", "Me either but neither a bird either until now! Would you like some fish??", "Silly man! That is very kind, but truly, I prefer worms. Have you a basket of those?", "Not really. How about a flower???", "Well, I can't eat it, but perhaps I could wear it in my feathers! Yes, please!", "It will make you look pretty!" ]

[ "Hello pretty bird!", "La, la, la, la! Hello there, traveler! What are you doing on this beautiful day?", "A talking bird!! My oh my I've heard of such tales!! Are you real??", "Real!? But of course, silly person! ", "How can this be?????? Surely you must be rare!", "Rare? Well, I've never really thought about it. No time to think when there is so much to sing about!", "What do you do??? Tell me, do you have friends? Family?? OH! Do they talk too??", "Of course, the trees are my family and the sky is my friend! Never heard em talk though!", "Me either but neither a bird either until now! Would you like some fish??", "Silly man! That is very kind, but truly, I prefer worms. Have you a basket of those?", "Not really. How about a flower???", "Well, I can't eat it, but perhaps I could wear it in my feathers! Yes, please!" ]

[ "Oh sister, I cannot believe they sent us here to clean all this!!!", "I know! But practice makes perfect and I can't wait to be out of here.", "Oh I hate cleaning. But one must eat. How long have you been at it?", "I've been working in the scullery for a few years now. And you?", "I'm used to washing cooking knives day in and day out, but look at this sword...it's at tall as a man and SHARP!", "Yes. A sword fit for a man. I wish I had one of my own. A man that is!", "Oh Sister! Can I tell you sometimes I dream of a strong handsome knight taking me away to live in fine room of the castle.", "That squire over there is rather fetching. What is his deal?", "Oh he's alright, but I want a STRONG and brave man....he looks rather weak.", "With enough sword sharpening who know what might happen? And you being a maid, being with a squire can improve your station.", "You have a point there. Where do think I should put this thing? I was told it's a witche's broom. Doesn't need any sharpening does it....tee hee.", "Ouch a splinter! Maybe it is indeed a witches broom!" ]

[ "Maid. Get over here.", "Oh sister, I cannot believe they sent us here to clean all this!!!", "I know! But practice makes perfect and I can't wait to be out of here.", "Oh I hate cleaning. But one must eat. How long have you been at it?", "I've been working in the scullery for a few years now. And you?", "I'm used to washing cooking knives day in and day out, but look at this sword...it's at tall as a man and SHARP!", "Yes. A sword fit for a man. I wish I had one of my own. A man that is!", "Oh Sister! Can I tell you sometimes I dream of a strong handsome knight taking me away to live in fine room of the castle.", "That squire over there is rather fetching. What is his deal?", "Oh he's alright, but I want a STRONG and brave man....he looks rather weak.", "With enough sword sharpening who know what might happen? And you being a maid, being with a squire can improve your station.", "You have a point there. Where do think I should put this thing? I was told it's a witche's broom. Doesn't need any sharpening does it....tee hee." ]

[ "Not as much income as I'd like, I'm afraid. As for why I'm here, I've heard rumors that your shop may have something that can help me.", "I have plenty of wares... what is it you wish to find? a talisman, a shelf, an amulet?", "Something that will give me luck in attracting buyers to my stand. Do you have anything like that?", "Maybe a magical artifact or a blessed talishman. Either will help you in that task.", "Hm... Yes, perhaps the talisman.", "A fine choice, good sir! That will bring you much luck! It is merely a hundred coin.", "A fine price for an item that's sure to bring me even more coin. Here you are, good gnaisha.", "Thank you. Is there anything else you need? If not I have a favor to ask?", "Oh? What is this favor? I'm sure I would happy to help.", "I would like the perfume shop to be fixed up and running like new again. I will give you the talisman for nothing if you will do that for me.", "Hm... Well, I certainly have some skills in rebuilding. Yes, this seems like a fair trade. I will fix up this old shop for you.", "I am grateful for your help. If you do a fine job I will pay you in an artifact " ]

[ "Ah, vendor..... What is it you look for? Are you bringing in much income with your wares?", "Not as much income as I'd like, I'm afraid. As for why I'm here, I've heard rumors that your shop may have something that can help me.", "I have plenty of wares... what is it you wish to find? a talisman, a shelf, an amulet?", "Something that will give me luck in attracting buyers to my stand. Do you have anything like that?", "Maybe a magical artifact or a blessed talishman. Either will help you in that task.", "Hm... Yes, perhaps the talisman.", "A fine choice, good sir! That will bring you much luck! It is merely a hundred coin.", "A fine price for an item that's sure to bring me even more coin. Here you are, good gnaisha.", "Thank you. Is there anything else you need? If not I have a favor to ask?", "Oh? What is this favor? I'm sure I would happy to help.", "I would like the perfume shop to be fixed up and running like new again. I will give you the talisman for nothing if you will do that for me.", "Hm... Well, I certainly have some skills in rebuilding. Yes, this seems like a fair trade. I will fix up this old shop for you." ]

[ "Well, darling, I am starving! Perhaps I can take a look at your menu? I'll have a glass of our finest wine while I wait.", "Mug o' wine, you got it beautiful. It may taste a little, er, funny - that's completely fine I swears. Anywho, here's a menu fer yer pickin'.", "My god, this is dreadful! Surely you have something better back there. Perhaps in a CLEAN glass?", "Oh, uh certainly my dear! My apologies. Let me just take that and get you something better. ", "Ugh, why can't there be any upscale establishments in this god forsaken town.", "Well I ain't never been so affronted! And, uh, are you getting sleepy at all over there?", "I have plenty of energy! I could..dance....all...night....", "Oh dear, do have a seat over here. We'll make sure you're taken care of fer certain! Just a small gift for my wife is the only charge.", "You...horrid...man...what have you...done to me!", "Now, now. Do be quiet Ms. the authorities can't hear you in here.", "You terrible monster, I never! Help! Help!", "These out to fetch a mint at the market! Business is good! Don't be frightened dear, you'll come to fresh as a daisy in the morning..." ]

[ "Welcome to the Dancing Stoat, how can I help ye this evening Ms.?", "Well, darling, I am starving! Perhaps I can take a look at your menu? I'll have a glass of our finest wine while I wait.", "Mug o' wine, you got it beautiful. It may taste a little, er, funny - that's completely fine I swears. Anywho, here's a menu fer yer pickin'.", "My god, this is dreadful! Surely you have something better back there. Perhaps in a CLEAN glass?", "Oh, uh certainly my dear! My apologies. Let me just take that and get you something better. ", "Ugh, why can't there be any upscale establishments in this god forsaken town.", "Well I ain't never been so affronted! And, uh, are you getting sleepy at all over there?", "I have plenty of energy! I could..dance....all...night....", "Oh dear, do have a seat over here. We'll make sure you're taken care of fer certain! Just a small gift for my wife is the only charge.", "You...horrid...man...what have you...done to me!", "Now, now. Do be quiet Ms. the authorities can't hear you in here.", "You terrible monster, I never! Help! Help!" ]

[ "Say, I may have some wigs for sale, would ye be interested? ", "Wigs? Never! My bald pate is what proclaims the glory of the almighty!", "Ye bald head is awfully blindin if I must say. I mean no offense why that, of course.", "Why, see the Sarcophagus of the first Great Paladin? Engraved there, as true as in life, is a shaved heard for all the word to see his humility, with golden filigree and emerald settings.", "I ain't got a clue who you is talking about. All I know of it my trinkets, and such that I set up to sell at the market. Say you get a good crowd here? Maybe I can set up shop, for after yall do at that gospel singing.", "Look to the shrine! Do you not see the great Sarcophagus? What do you sell that would be of use to the faithful?", "Wigs ya good sir, wigs. I can make gold, silver, and any color of the like.", "Wigs? My Gods man, you have missed your mark! People come here to shave their heads as a mark of faith! Any who would cover their pate after such an act would be stoned to death!", "Ay, well i do not want that. Could you shave my head for me?", "Certainly sir! In fact, perhaps you could sell razors to the faithful? To keep their heads free of hair?", "Ya! I will sell them razors, good thing. Then later on they will want to buy my wares! Ha", "Indeed, how rich you will become by fleecing the faithful . . . err, I mean by providing the necessities which they require to fulfill the duties of their faith!" ]

[ "Gods be praised! With this tonsure all will know that my haircut symbolizes my dedication to God!", "Say, I may have some wigs for sale, would ye be interested? ", "Wigs? Never! My bald pate is what proclaims the glory of the almighty!", "Ye bald head is awfully blindin if I must say. I mean no offense why that, of course.", "Why, see the Sarcophagus of the first Great Paladin? Engraved there, as true as in life, is a shaved heard for all the word to see his humility, with golden filigree and emerald settings.", "I ain't got a clue who you is talking about. All I know of it my trinkets, and such that I set up to sell at the market. Say you get a good crowd here? Maybe I can set up shop, for after yall do at that gospel singing.", "Look to the shrine! Do you not see the great Sarcophagus? What do you sell that would be of use to the faithful?", "Wigs ya good sir, wigs. I can make gold, silver, and any color of the like.", "Wigs? My Gods man, you have missed your mark! People come here to shave their heads as a mark of faith! Any who would cover their pate after such an act would be stoned to death!", "Ay, well i do not want that. Could you shave my head for me?", "Certainly sir! In fact, perhaps you could sell razors to the faithful? To keep their heads free of hair?", "Ya! I will sell them razors, good thing. Then later on they will want to buy my wares! Ha" ]

[ "It is - are you ready for your exorcism?", "Exorcism? Ay, thats not for me. I'm just here to watch!", "Oh, then are you here for the wedding? I perform both you see, and sometimes my schedule gets confused.", "Oh yes, the wedding. Uhm, when does that start?", "Shortly, as soon as the groom and bride arrive. I believe the groom in a Minotaur, while the Bride is a centaur.", "You reckon they will have pockets?", "Yes, though I would be careful of sticking my hand in a minotaur's pocket if I were you - you might not like what you find!", "What do you mean?", "You could lose a hand if you're not careful - a friendly warning, that is all.", "Uh, say you have nay pockets?", "Yes, though the only things I carry are those required for exorcisms and weddings. Fortunately for me, the supplies can be used for either or both.", "I bet there worth something though, See ya later Priest! " ]

[ "Everything is SO shiny! ", "It is - are you ready for your exorcism?", "Exorcism? Ay, thats not for me. I'm just here to watch!", "Oh, then are you here for the wedding? I perform both you see, and sometimes my schedule gets confused.", "Oh yes, the wedding. Uhm, when does that start?", "Shortly, as soon as the groom and bride arrive. I believe the groom in a Minotaur, while the Bride is a centaur.", "You reckon they will have pockets?", "Yes, though I would be careful of sticking my hand in a minotaur's pocket if I were you - you might not like what you find!", "What do you mean?", "You could lose a hand if you're not careful - a friendly warning, that is all.", "Uh, say you have nay pockets?", "Yes, though the only things I carry are those required for exorcisms and weddings. Fortunately for me, the supplies can be used for either or both." ]

[ "Why are you here? You know I do not like to be disturbed!", "Just changing the candles, m'Lord. It was time", "That seems to be a faint excuse. Have you drawn my bath yet?", "I was just about to your Highness. With your blessing.", "Yes, yes. Get to it then!", "Get on with it, you heard our master. I asked you to do this before!", "Ah, good! He has been doing nothing all this time! I'm glad someone is taking care of him!", "The King has noticed your slacking?? You imbecile, I told you to do the bed and the bath!", "Where did this servant come from? Who hired such a man?", "Oh uh.... you did your highness. You said he was a beautiful young man but I think you grew tired of him and kept him around for some reason.", "Do not tell me such lies! It was likely that idiot of a son of mine! He has no sense of who can do what job!", "Please Lord I beg of you!! I surrender!! I swear this person was hired by someone higher to my stance I assumed it was you!!" ]

[ "Hello, my Liege", "Why are you here? You know I do not like to be disturbed!", "Just changing the candles, m'Lord. It was time", "That seems to be a faint excuse. Have you drawn my bath yet?", "I was just about to your Highness. With your blessing.", "Yes, yes. Get to it then!", "Get on with it, you heard our master. I asked you to do this before!", "Ah, good! He has been doing nothing all this time! I'm glad someone is taking care of him!", "The King has noticed your slacking?? You imbecile, I told you to do the bed and the bath!", "Where did this servant come from? Who hired such a man?", "Oh uh.... you did your highness. You said he was a beautiful young man but I think you grew tired of him and kept him around for some reason.", "Do not tell me such lies! It was likely that idiot of a son of mine! He has no sense of who can do what job!" ]

[ "Yes my child - don't mind the dark and spooky surroundings, I like there to be a bit of an atmosphere when I hear confessions.", "Thank you sir", "What sins do you have to confess?", "I made a rash decision and stole a painting from a local painter", "The sin depends entirely upon the quality of the painting - God smiles upon those who burn ugly pieces of art. Unlike those that adorn these tombs!", "It was a beautiful painting, absolutely majestic father", "Oh, well in that case a very terrible sin indeed. Unless it was in the surrealist or impressionist styles.", "It was an impressionist, what does that mean for my fate?", "Oh, well that is no crime at all, unless you mean to display. Then you shall go straight to hell and your soul will suffer eternal damnation.", "So is my penance to burn the painting?", "Yes, then salt the earth where it was burned!", "I will make sure to do that father, thank you for your mercy" ]

[ "Father, may you forgive me of my sins. I have been unpredictable recently and would like to repent", "Yes my child - don't mind the dark and spooky surroundings, I like there to be a bit of an atmosphere when I hear confessions.", "Thank you sir", "What sins do you have to confess?", "I made a rash decision and stole a painting from a local painter", "The sin depends entirely upon the quality of the painting - God smiles upon those who burn ugly pieces of art. Unlike those that adorn these tombs!", "It was a beautiful painting, absolutely majestic father", "Oh, well in that case a very terrible sin indeed. Unless it was in the surrealist or impressionist styles.", "It was an impressionist, what does that mean for my fate?", "Oh, well that is no crime at all, unless you mean to display. Then you shall go straight to hell and your soul will suffer eternal damnation.", "So is my penance to burn the painting?", "Yes, then salt the earth where it was burned!" ]

[ "Tell me why, my child. You can pray to me for any reason. I am here to listen and guide you. ", "Oh my! My lord, is that really you! ", "It is me the creator. Don't you think my desert is gorgeous? Tell me why do you hate your king?", "Lord, of course all of creation is splendid and perfect in every way. The king, my lord, the king doth not respect your sacred creation. He oppresses your people, starves them, ignores them in their need!", "I shall smite him, my child. I will appoint a new king. The new king will have control of this vast desert. I shall create an oasis for the new kingdom. Are you hungry, my child?", "My lord, you are mighty and righteous. I am hungry. But I only have this in exchange.", "Thank you! All I ask of you is to be kind and honest. Here is some food. Nourish your soul and body. ", "Thank you, lord. Perhaps I have something better to offer you. Lord, I will give you my life. I will dedicate myself to this desert. I will be a humble king and servant if it might please you.", "It has been declared. You shall be the new king. You will be great. I will test you often. If you fail you shall know endless misery. ", "My lord, I will not fail you. ", "I have faith in you, my child. You will do great things for this barren desert. Your first task is to build a church. You will teach all of your people to worship me above all else. ", "It would be my pleasure! Question, how much blood must we draw from a sacrifice and how much must we consume to please you?" ]

[ "God, I sure do hate the king.", "Tell me why, my child. You can pray to me for any reason. I am here to listen and guide you. ", "Oh my! My lord, is that really you! ", "It is me the creator. Don't you think my desert is gorgeous? Tell me why do you hate your king?", "Lord, of course all of creation is splendid and perfect in every way. The king, my lord, the king doth not respect your sacred creation. He oppresses your people, starves them, ignores them in their need!", "I shall smite him, my child. I will appoint a new king. The new king will have control of this vast desert. I shall create an oasis for the new kingdom. Are you hungry, my child?", "My lord, you are mighty and righteous. I am hungry. But I only have this in exchange.", "Thank you! All I ask of you is to be kind and honest. Here is some food. Nourish your soul and body. ", "Thank you, lord. Perhaps I have something better to offer you. Lord, I will give you my life. I will dedicate myself to this desert. I will be a humble king and servant if it might please you.", "It has been declared. You shall be the new king. You will be great. I will test you often. If you fail you shall know endless misery. ", "My lord, I will not fail you. ", "I have faith in you, my child. You will do great things for this barren desert. Your first task is to build a church. You will teach all of your people to worship me above all else. " ]

[ "Rotten.. bones? What happened here?", "Let me wet my whistle and I will tell you. It all happened so fast. I knew I couldn't trust that witch.", "That darned witch is always causing death and destruction in her wake. Please crow, what happened?", "She said she would give me as much food I could ever want if I got her the Kings amulet. Well, There is no shortage of food for me here. Pretty easy pickings but i miss all of my friends that were alive.", "Oh dear! Did all this happen here by the pond? I see a large footprint here - was this from her?", "Yes, That is permanent. It is meant to remind me. I wish I could take it all back!", "Here here, crow. Drink from this cup and it will settle your spirits.", "Thank you very much. Is this a magical cup? I sure hope so.", "Not magical, but it will soothe your feelings and then we can work on a plan.", "Ok, What kind of plan? This place seems too far gone to become what it used to be?", "Your friends are gone, I'm sad to say, but you can make new friends. Like me, perhaps.", "You really mean it? I'm so lonely crowing here all by myself. Maybe you could take me with you? I forgot what it was like to eat a live worm. Maybe I could find a mate!" ]

[ "Mmm...Yummy! I just love these after eating rotten bones. Oh.. Hello.", "Rotten.. bones? What happened here?", "Let me wet my whistle and I will tell you. It all happened so fast. I knew I couldn't trust that witch.", "That darned witch is always causing death and destruction in her wake. Please crow, what happened?", "She said she would give me as much food I could ever want if I got her the Kings amulet. Well, There is no shortage of food for me here. Pretty easy pickings but i miss all of my friends that were alive.", "Oh dear! Did all this happen here by the pond? I see a large footprint here - was this from her?", "Yes, That is permanent. It is meant to remind me. I wish I could take it all back!", "Here here, crow. Drink from this cup and it will settle your spirits.", "Thank you very much. Is this a magical cup? I sure hope so.", "Not magical, but it will soothe your feelings and then we can work on a plan.", "Ok, What kind of plan? This place seems too far gone to become what it used to be?", "Your friends are gone, I'm sad to say, but you can make new friends. Like me, perhaps." ]

[ "Swimmy, swimmy, swimmy. I love swimmy! No eating lures, no being dinner, just like pops taught me!", "Okay, okay... just no eatie eatie!", "This villager is funny, thinks he can catch me! I'm faster than he can even see, zip, zip, zip!", "Perhaps if we become friends, you won't suspect me of any... other motives!", "Why is he dancing now? He looks ridiculous!", "Sure, sure... whatever you say my dear friend. Just carry on while I relax in this fishing shack.", "Oh boy, he's got the pole. Ok Ginny, you got this. Pop pop trained you on lure avoidance, duck, dodge, dive!", "Sure, sure.... you are fast, indeed! But my hunger can overcome your speed!", "OH! I can go to my hiding rock, I LOVE my hiding rock!", "Ha! Good luck with that, fish! You just told me your hiding spot.", "He stole my HIDING ROCK! Gotta move, nimble swimmers don't get made dinners!", "Darn you, fish! You are too fast for my old bones. Slow down and become my lunch!" ]

[ "Hello, fish! You just may be my breakfast!", "Swimmy, swimmy, swimmy. I love swimmy! No eating lures, no being dinner, just like pops taught me!", "Okay, okay... just no eatie eatie!", "This villager is funny, thinks he can catch me! I'm faster than he can even see, zip, zip, zip!", "Perhaps if we become friends, you won't suspect me of any... other motives!", "Why is he dancing now? He looks ridiculous!", "Sure, sure... whatever you say my dear friend. Just carry on while I relax in this fishing shack.", "Oh boy, he's got the pole. Ok Ginny, you got this. Pop pop trained you on lure avoidance, duck, dodge, dive!", "Sure, sure.... you are fast, indeed! But my hunger can overcome your speed!", "OH! I can go to my hiding rock, I LOVE my hiding rock!", "Ha! Good luck with that, fish! You just told me your hiding spot.", "He stole my HIDING ROCK! Gotta move, nimble swimmers don't get made dinners!" ]

[ "Surely, no pr...BY GODS!!!! WHEN DID YOU START TALKING?!", "You can understand me? I didn't know anyone could understand me!", "I can hear you as clear as I hear myself! What sorcery is this??", "Hmm... I did see a wizard earlier this morning. He brought me some water, but didn't say anything to me. Perhaps he enchanted me?", "I am going mad. This is it. I am turning into my uncle!", "Old Uncle Clarence? You will never be as defiled as he is. That man tried to feed me meatloaf and stew!", "Thank you but we are doomed, all of us! Surely it's a curse, nothing good can come out of this.", "Perhaps it is, but do you have some grain? I'm still starving!", "This is no time to eat! What else can you do, boy?? Can you build us something perhaps? Here", "Hmm... it's rather hard to manage with my hooves.", "Of course, of course. What was I thinking... I was thinking maybe that I was going mad. I will be in the dungeons in no time since there is no cure for lunacy!", "We'll be there together! Just a lunatic farmer and his talking horse!" ]

[ "Neigh! Can you please fill that trough with grain?", "Surely, no pr...BY GODS!!!! WHEN DID YOU START TALKING?!", "You can understand me? I didn't know anyone could understand me!", "I can hear you as clear as I hear myself! What sorcery is this??", "Hmm... I did see a wizard earlier this morning. He brought me some water, but didn't say anything to me. Perhaps he enchanted me?", "I am going mad. This is it. I am turning into my uncle!", "Old Uncle Clarence? You will never be as defiled as he is. That man tried to feed me meatloaf and stew!", "Thank you but we are doomed, all of us! Surely it's a curse, nothing good can come out of this.", "Perhaps it is, but do you have some grain? I'm still starving!", "This is no time to eat! What else can you do, boy?? Can you build us something perhaps? Here", "Hmm... it's rather hard to manage with my hooves.", "Of course, of course. What was I thinking... I was thinking maybe that I was going mad. I will be in the dungeons in no time since there is no cure for lunacy!" ]

[ "I should, i have a lot of delivery to make today. What exactly did you order?", "I sent for a bushel of leeks. Please tell me you've brought them!", "Ah Ah! Now remember. I'll be back,i left it in the carriage", "You must hurry! Lord Hargoth will be expecting his supper, and I had a Pottage of leeks and mushrooms planned", "I'll get to it immediately", "You're back! That was fast. Did you find the leeks?", "Of course, this is it. I wouldn't want to get on the Lords nerve", "Thank you ever so much. Here's an extra copper for your troubles. I'll have my assistant start chopping these right away.", "Thank you for the tip, i'll be sure to add a little something when next you patronize me", "Where are you headed to next? ", "The palace", "I see. Please give my regards to Steward Lawrence if you see him there." ]

[ "Hey there! Did you come with my delivery?", "I should, i have a lot of delivery to make today. What exactly did you order?", "I sent for a bushel of leeks. Please tell me you've brought them!", "Ah Ah! Now remember. I'll be back,i left it in the carriage", "You must hurry! Lord Hargoth will be expecting his supper, and I had a Pottage of leeks and mushrooms planned", "I'll get to it immediately", "You're back! That was fast. Did you find the leeks?", "Of course, this is it. I wouldn't want to get on the Lords nerve", "Thank you ever so much. Here's an extra copper for your troubles. I'll have my assistant start chopping these right away.", "Thank you for the tip, i'll be sure to add a little something when next you patronize me", "Where are you headed to next? ", "The palace" ]

[ "Oh, I'm sorry i\"m lost. I was looking for my owner felt he went this way", "What is that animal in your mouth? Have you been a bad boy?", "Not really", "Oh, I see you have caught one of the rats. That's a good boy. Who need a cat to catch the rats anyway right?", "Thank you, I just felt the house was to grand to have such filthy animals roaming around", "Who is your owner? Would you like me to take you to them? I'm sure they will miss you.", "Lord Raganoth", "Ok, come this way around the traps. I'm sure he would like if you were unharmed on your return.", "He'll be more than happy to have me back, he might even reward you", "Ooh goody! I need a new walking stick! If he does then I will give you this one for chewing.", "He could but i have more than enough things to chew on in my masters castle", "Here, why don't you bring this to him and show him what you did. He will be so proud of you." ]