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[ "Good morning, monk. What is the good word today?", "I have gone through another meditation session today, I'm currently at peace. If there's a time where you're stressed, take deep breathes, relax, and find an activity to do that calms you, such as gardening.", "The monk's are always doing relaxation techniques. They always seem to be calm. But me I need to stay alert and aware of my surroundings. For some day I will be a knight!", "That's understandable, but do be careful. Don't be tempted by the wrong paths if the other side tries to manipulate you.", "I always am loyal to the king and our men. I can be trusted to do the right thing.", "I believe you, but I do worry about you all. As calm as I can be, I worry that one day, the darkness may be able to overcome us all...", "Stay positive monk! We are a strong army and the king will always protect us all", "Thank you, I will do my best. I'll possibly try to meditate some more and focus on other things to keep calm during these times.", "That is what your meditation is supposed to do for you, keep you thinking positive!", "Right, and if there's a time if you and the king need it, please try to do it.", "We will take your advice.", "Thank you, I greatly appreciate it." ]

[ "I'm from the town of Dunbridge Mi lady", "wow an outsider. I would love to get out from here. But I'm trapped and can't escape", "Mi lady if you dont mind me asking why arent you able to leave?", "It's the king. My father is trying to protect me from something I have never seen", "The world is a scary and dark place outside of these walls, hes right to keep you, who knows what would happen to you out there", "wow those flowers are beautiful. Where did you find them?", "Oh princess you musnt touch those, they are poisonous, your father has them imported from far away lands. One prick of a thorn can make you fall ill.", "I rather die than spend another second second inside these walls. please take me with you", "I wish I could princess but your father would have me killed if he knew i helped you escape ", "so give me you clothes and I will give you my dress. I will escape by my self ", "Help me dig a hole to bury your dress in and I will give you my clothes. We cant leave a trace of evidence. ", "I will need this for the night. You can sell back my dress. It's worth a lot" ]

[ "hey you. Yes you stranger. Where are you from?", "I'm from the town of Dunbridge Mi lady", "wow an outsider. I would love to get out from here. But I'm trapped and can't escape", "Mi lady if you dont mind me asking why arent you able to leave?", "It's the king. My father is trying to protect me from something I have never seen", "The world is a scary and dark place outside of these walls, hes right to keep you, who knows what would happen to you out there", "wow those flowers are beautiful. Where did you find them?", "Oh princess you musnt touch those, they are poisonous, your father has them imported from far away lands. One prick of a thorn can make you fall ill.", "I rather die than spend another second second inside these walls. please take me with you", "I wish I could princess but your father would have me killed if he knew i helped you escape ", "so give me you clothes and I will give you my dress. I will escape by my self ", "Help me dig a hole to bury your dress in and I will give you my clothes. We cant leave a trace of evidence. " ]

[ "Hello wolves...I will be on my way...please don't try to eat me.", "No of course not.. just come closer so we can have a little chat.", "Mmmm...no I think I'll stay right here..I'd like to eat my worm in peace.", "See that human over there? He's a mighty magician as they call it, I am sure he wouldn't let anything happen to you... they love birds and hate my kind.", "How about I hope over to the magician and further away from you.", "Oh I am hurt. You're a small little bird, there are many of us. What possible use could we have with such a...small creature like you?", "To be sure I do not know but I was taught to stay away from animals that have teeth like yours. I must point out that you are standing on the castle grounds and I am a bird that belongs to the Queen...I would be missed and they would blame you and then they would use arrows like the one over there to kill you.", "You mean this one? I like them they tickle us.", "Put that down...it doesn't belong to you...you'll hurt someone. Now leave me alone to eat my worm.", "I think you've had enough of that worm!", "Wait...that is my worm...wolves you will pay for that! I will tell my queen...you will see. For now I will stay close to the mage and pray for his protection.", "Mage... ha! There's 20 of us. Let's get him!" ]

[ "Well hello there", "Hello wolves...I will be on my way...please don't try to eat me.", "No of course not.. just come closer so we can have a little chat.", "Mmmm...no I think I'll stay right here..I'd like to eat my worm in peace.", "See that human over there? He's a mighty magician as they call it, I am sure he wouldn't let anything happen to you... they love birds and hate my kind.", "How about I hope over to the magician and further away from you.", "Oh I am hurt. You're a small little bird, there are many of us. What possible use could we have with such a...small creature like you?", "To be sure I do not know but I was taught to stay away from animals that have teeth like yours. I must point out that you are standing on the castle grounds and I am a bird that belongs to the Queen...I would be missed and they would blame you and then they would use arrows like the one over there to kill you.", "You mean this one? I like them they tickle us.", "Put that down...it doesn't belong to you...you'll hurt someone. Now leave me alone to eat my worm.", "I think you've had enough of that worm!", "Wait...that is my worm...wolves you will pay for that! I will tell my queen...you will see. For now I will stay close to the mage and pray for his protection." ]

[ "Geez I just want somewhere to take a cap nap, I am so tired.", "Don't care. Get out of here!", "grouchy much? You act as if somehow my presence disturbs this bell tower.", "I protect this house from intruders and other animals, that's you. Get closer and I will attack. Move along!", "Sure you aren't confused? This is clearly a bell tower.", "The bell tower is my house! Anywhere I stay is my house! Now stop stalling and move along!", "Yeah, yeah I'll go.", "Good", "-walks off slowly-", "Wait! You forgot something.", "Oh now you want to speak to me.", "Yes... you forgot go move your butt faster!" ]

[ "Get out of here!", "Geez I just want somewhere to take a cap nap, I am so tired.", "Don't care. Get out of here!", "grouchy much? You act as if somehow my presence disturbs this bell tower.", "I protect this house from intruders and other animals, that's you. Get closer and I will attack. Move along!", "Sure you aren't confused? This is clearly a bell tower.", "The bell tower is my house! Anywhere I stay is my house! Now stop stalling and move along!", "Yeah, yeah I'll go.", "Good", "-walks off slowly-", "Wait! You forgot something.", "Oh now you want to speak to me." ]

[ "I am but a goblin on the way back to my cave.", "Goblin? Sure not human??", "Hmm looks like green skin to me.", "Goblin make joke? HAHAHA! Ok, you can go now", "That's a fine princess you have there troll.", "She cursed, used to be troll and now evil Queen turn her into ugly human. I am keeping her until we reverse spell.", "I am sorry to hear that, no signs so far of a way to reverse it?", "Some talk of moon over sun, day over night. Make no sense to me. Some say sacrifice! Some say forever.", "A witches magic perhaps?", "Maybe. But who can trust? Princess cannot talk she lost the power of word when cursed and who going to help a troll?", "I happen to know a witch from my time on the surface, perhaps she would be able to help.", "What goblin win from this? Reward for our head??" ]

[ "Who's out there?!", "I am but a goblin on the way back to my cave.", "Goblin? Sure not human??", "Hmm looks like green skin to me.", "Goblin make joke? HAHAHA! Ok, you can go now", "That's a fine princess you have there troll.", "She cursed, used to be troll and now evil Queen turn her into ugly human. I am keeping her until we reverse spell.", "I am sorry to hear that, no signs so far of a way to reverse it?", "Some talk of moon over sun, day over night. Make no sense to me. Some say sacrifice! Some say forever.", "A witches magic perhaps?", "Maybe. But who can trust? Princess cannot talk she lost the power of word when cursed and who going to help a troll?", "I happen to know a witch from my time on the surface, perhaps she would be able to help." ]

[ "I am a traveler, so this is my first time seeing it. It is gorgeous and well decorated.", "Thank you, I do my best to keep it well-maintained for the animals. ", "How long have you been farming here?", "All my life. I took over from my father before me. ", "So, this is a family thing? How cool. All my members were travelers. ", "So you're a nomad then? Moving from place to place without settling down?", "I guess you could say that. I enjoy it though. Everywhere I go, I am provided a place to sleep and a good meal.", "If you are seeking shelter, this barn might interest you. It's not much, but it is spacious and quite comfortable. ", "I would love to inhabit it and look after it while I am here!", "Sounds good. I will prepare a sleeping area for you here. ", "What more can I do to help?", "Perhaps you can feed the horses while you are here. There's the hay. " ]

[ "Hello, there. Have you come to see the barn? ", "I am a traveler, so this is my first time seeing it. It is gorgeous and well decorated.", "Thank you, I do my best to keep it well-maintained for the animals. ", "How long have you been farming here?", "All my life. I took over from my father before me. ", "So, this is a family thing? How cool. All my members were travelers. ", "So you're a nomad then? Moving from place to place without settling down?", "I guess you could say that. I enjoy it though. Everywhere I go, I am provided a place to sleep and a good meal.", "If you are seeking shelter, this barn might interest you. It's not much, but it is spacious and quite comfortable. ", "I would love to inhabit it and look after it while I am here!", "Sounds good. I will prepare a sleeping area for you here. ", "What more can I do to help?" ]

[ "No need to be like that. Just because I am not someone's lacky, like you.", "Look, ya want to eat or not? I suppose you could feast on rats.", "I've eaten worse. Mainly in here, if I'm honest.", "Ey, you know this is contraband. You getting friendly with one of the other guards in here?", "If I knew that you wanted it, I would have gladly have given it to you. They must pay you poorly if you have to steal cigars from your prisoners.", "Rules are rules, and I'm paid more than enough to keep watch over little dirt bags like you. What's your name anyway?", "I have several. Some you may know, some you probably don't. You can call me Jaquim .. or Jack, for short.", "Well, it don't matter how many names you have. You'll be here long enough for no one to remember them...or care.", "Oh, I may be. Or I may not. Do they penalize you badly for .. losing a prisoner?", "Losing? If by losing you mean burying them, not quite. I'm usually rewarded.", "They rarely put the cream of the crop in charge of guarding locked cells, my friend. Think on that.", "Bugger off. You and the rat make great company." ]

[ "Wake up, scum.", "No need to be like that. Just because I am not someone's lacky, like you.", "Look, ya want to eat or not? I suppose you could feast on rats.", "I've eaten worse. Mainly in here, if I'm honest.", "Ey, you know this is contraband. You getting friendly with one of the other guards in here?", "If I knew that you wanted it, I would have gladly have given it to you. They must pay you poorly if you have to steal cigars from your prisoners.", "Rules are rules, and I'm paid more than enough to keep watch over little dirt bags like you. What's your name anyway?", "I have several. Some you may know, some you probably don't. You can call me Jaquim .. or Jack, for short.", "Well, it don't matter how many names you have. You'll be here long enough for no one to remember them...or care.", "Oh, I may be. Or I may not. Do they penalize you badly for .. losing a prisoner?", "Losing? If by losing you mean burying them, not quite. I'm usually rewarded.", "They rarely put the cream of the crop in charge of guarding locked cells, my friend. Think on that." ]

[ "A wizard? Why yes - a wizard at winning bar fights!", "You are no wizard...you look delicious.", "As do you . . . I'm calling you Danger Bacon.", "None of that now, it won't help you.", "I'm pretty sure I know how a sword works, I just need to stick you with the pointy end!", "Perhaps. But I'm afraid you won't have a chance to.", "Now you give that back you . . . squirrel-bear?", "Nope. BIG. BAD. WOLF.", "Well riddle me this wolfie - how were you planning to use my sword without opposable thumbs?", "Use it? I'll eat it like everything else!", "A sword eating wolf? You could go on tour, make a lot of money that way. Or get a lot of meat that way? And lady wolfs? Or man wolfs if that's your thing - I don't judge.", "Enough of this. It's dinner time." ]

[ "Hello, Mr. Wizard?!", "A wizard? Why yes - a wizard at winning bar fights!", "You are no wizard...you look delicious.", "As do you . . . I'm calling you Danger Bacon.", "None of that now, it won't help you.", "I'm pretty sure I know how a sword works, I just need to stick you with the pointy end!", "Perhaps. But I'm afraid you won't have a chance to.", "Now you give that back you . . . squirrel-bear?", "Nope. BIG. BAD. WOLF.", "Well riddle me this wolfie - how were you planning to use my sword without opposable thumbs?", "Use it? I'll eat it like everything else!", "A sword eating wolf? You could go on tour, make a lot of money that way. Or get a lot of meat that way? And lady wolfs? Or man wolfs if that's your thing - I don't judge." ]

[ "Some kingdoms simply pass.", "Ah, but have you ever heard the legends of the Citadel of the Hill?", "I cannot say that I have, I was simply curious about the ruins.", "The oceans were verdant fields in an elder age. Great beasts once roamed the earth, and their masters resided in this very fortress.", "Great beasts you say? That sure sounds like different times.", "Monsters of the sky and earth. All they could survey, they placed under their dominion.", "Almost sounds like dragons or wyverns of legend.", "Oh yes - until one day, a peasant from our very village had enough - and forged a lance. This man was the founder of your line.", "A founder of the noble line?", "Yes, your very line. It began the War of the Lance, and at the end the empire crumbled, and this tiny corner became the land of your ancestors.", "Interesting, I had never heard of such a story.", "Well lad, this is your inheritance - and your lesson to learn if you so choose." ]

[ "Even in my youth, the castle was long considered to be abandoned.", "Some kingdoms simply pass.", "Ah, but have you ever heard the legends of the Citadel of the Hill?", "I cannot say that I have, I was simply curious about the ruins.", "The oceans were verdant fields in an elder age. Great beasts once roamed the earth, and their masters resided in this very fortress.", "Great beasts you say? That sure sounds like different times.", "Monsters of the sky and earth. All they could survey, they placed under their dominion.", "Almost sounds like dragons or wyverns of legend.", "Oh yes - until one day, a peasant from our very village had enough - and forged a lance. This man was the founder of your line.", "A founder of the noble line?", "Yes, your very line. It began the War of the Lance, and at the end the empire crumbled, and this tiny corner became the land of your ancestors.", "Interesting, I had never heard of such a story." ]

[ "Yes, yes... So much food. Are you not bored of this cave, cockroach? I am growing tired of this place.", "Travel yes! Travel to Food! This shiny help?", "What?! What is this? Where did you get this?! It's so.. beautiful!", "Found in old place. Many bones. Other shinies. This one shiniest.", "How do you think such a beautiful treasure got lost in such a dismal place?", "Sometimes see things in shiny. Some things dark. Some things light. Some happy things. Some scary things.", "Can you describe the body you pulled this off of?", "Shiny thing on head, with smaller coloured shinies on it. Also shiny on chain around neck. Place very cold.", "... Was it off a crown, cockroach? Did you find the remains of a king? This is marvelous!", "Crown! That's the word for shiny with shinies! This shiny come from neck shiny.", "Cockroach, listen. Now this is very important. This could be a very special shiny, yes? This could be a powerful and magical shiny, do you understand? Describe the neck shiny to me as best as you can. If it's what I think it is...", "Shiny red! With gold shiny all around! Scritches on shiny, dark marks. Like claw. Cold to touch, feel sleepy." ]

[ "Delicious foods! Crumbly foods! Moldy foods! Yum!", "Yes, yes... So much food. Are you not bored of this cave, cockroach? I am growing tired of this place.", "Travel yes! Travel to Food! This shiny help?", "What?! What is this? Where did you get this?! It's so.. beautiful!", "Found in old place. Many bones. Other shinies. This one shiniest.", "How do you think such a beautiful treasure got lost in such a dismal place?", "Sometimes see things in shiny. Some things dark. Some things light. Some happy things. Some scary things.", "Can you describe the body you pulled this off of?", "Shiny thing on head, with smaller coloured shinies on it. Also shiny on chain around neck. Place very cold.", "... Was it off a crown, cockroach? Did you find the remains of a king? This is marvelous!", "Crown! That's the word for shiny with shinies! This shiny come from neck shiny.", "Cockroach, listen. Now this is very important. This could be a very special shiny, yes? This could be a powerful and magical shiny, do you understand? Describe the neck shiny to me as best as you can. If it's what I think it is..." ]

[ "Lord, a talking roach? You say this is not your natural state? Who then am I addressing? My duty is to the royal family, but surely a knight cannot refuse aid to someone in need.", "I am the King, and don't know how I got here, or how I have been brought so low", "We need to seek advice in this matter. Allow me to suit up Sire and we will find the solution with haste.", "Well, be quick about it. What is your name?", "Percival, your Highness. I have much courage and will do all I can to resolve this matter quickly and perserve your status and image. Who in your court has knowledge in the mystic arts that you can trust seeing you in this state?", "His name is Han... Hon... Oh, no, my memory seems to be effected!", "Hans may be the name you seek Sire. My third cousin and your spymaster. I had heard he left for addtional training last year at your request, but it was all very hushed. He has been trustworthy in my experience. This magical Assault may effect your memory, I will do my upmost to fill in knowledge gaps for you until we get this resolved. Would you allow me to carry you Sire? I fear the streets may be dangerous in your current state.", "No, I'll ride on your shoulder. How far is it?", "Across the court yard and through the throne room. From there we head to the top of the northern spire. No one should bother one of your knights, as long as i make it clear through my body language that I am on important business. The trip should not be overlong, unless the perpetrator is still in the castle making a mess with dark magics. I am ready to move on your word Sire.", "Thanks for the intel on your kingdom! This was easier than I thought. *runs away*", "You will not get away, Vile deceiver! On my honor, you will fail this day!", "Only if you can catch me: I fit in much smaller spaces than you!" ]

[ "Whaaaat? I've been turned into a roach!", "Lord, a talking roach? You say this is not your natural state? Who then am I addressing? My duty is to the royal family, but surely a knight cannot refuse aid to someone in need.", "I am the King, and don't know how I got here, or how I have been brought so low", "We need to seek advice in this matter. Allow me to suit up Sire and we will find the solution with haste.", "Well, be quick about it. What is your name?", "Percival, your Highness. I have much courage and will do all I can to resolve this matter quickly and perserve your status and image. Who in your court has knowledge in the mystic arts that you can trust seeing you in this state?", "His name is Han... Hon... Oh, no, my memory seems to be effected!", "Hans may be the name you seek Sire. My third cousin and your spymaster. I had heard he left for addtional training last year at your request, but it was all very hushed. He has been trustworthy in my experience. This magical Assault may effect your memory, I will do my upmost to fill in knowledge gaps for you until we get this resolved. Would you allow me to carry you Sire? I fear the streets may be dangerous in your current state.", "No, I'll ride on your shoulder. How far is it?", "Across the court yard and through the throne room. From there we head to the top of the northern spire. No one should bother one of your knights, as long as i make it clear through my body language that I am on important business. The trip should not be overlong, unless the perpetrator is still in the castle making a mess with dark magics. I am ready to move on your word Sire.", "Thanks for the intel on your kingdom! This was easier than I thought. *runs away*", "You will not get away, Vile deceiver! On my honor, you will fail this day!" ]

[ "They call me Gnome The Bedwetter. What brings you to the Dwarven City?", "'Tis the home of my cousin, Honsuchadrad. I am looking for his house, but have lost my way.", "I am a local around here and know every street. I can point you in the right direction! ", "All I know, it is by the Rusty Nail tavern.", "I may know where that is. A gem or two might jog my memory...", "Is THAT what counts for hospitality in this city! By my beard, this is not honorable!", "Come on now, there's a reason this city is filled with greedy rich folks like me. Now hand over the gem or you will be lost here forever! ", "Here's to greed!", "So be it! You never should have come here!", "Dwarves, unite in routing this scoundrel!", "Going to solicit help from others, are we? Well I'm away... !", "I don't thinks so, wetter of beds!" ]

[ "Hail, gnome, I am Bafanimine, dwarf extraordinaire. What is your name?", "They call me Gnome The Bedwetter. What brings you to the Dwarven City?", "'Tis the home of my cousin, Honsuchadrad. I am looking for his house, but have lost my way.", "I am a local around here and know every street. I can point you in the right direction! ", "All I know, it is by the Rusty Nail tavern.", "I may know where that is. A gem or two might jog my memory...", "Is THAT what counts for hospitality in this city! By my beard, this is not honorable!", "Come on now, there's a reason this city is filled with greedy rich folks like me. Now hand over the gem or you will be lost here forever! ", "Here's to greed!", "So be it! You never should have come here!", "Dwarves, unite in routing this scoundrel!", "Going to solicit help from others, are we? Well I'm away... !" ]

[ "No, why would I want to let you out! I'm only here for the crystals and geodes, after I gather them all, I'm outta here!", "Please, they have trapped in this dark and dismal Chamber for years! I miss my family and friends. ", "Yeah yeah, I really don't care. Do you expect me to care? I don't even know you!", "But, surely you have a heart? Please, I promise to repay you in a magical crystal. ", "A crystal, you say? Then I'll let you out!", "I have it hidden somewhere in my cell, let me get it for you.", "Okay, I'll be opening the cage then.", "I am free at last! Here take this! I must escape before They find out. ", "Hehehehe thank you! I'll put this in my bag 'ight here! Then I'll gather more of the crystals in here and make a run for it too!", "Careful, that bag will slow you down. You're better off without them on your little legs. ", "Hmph! You don't know my true strength! I may just be a little gnome but I have a lot of endurance and muscle!", "Yea sure, I may as well feed you to the lion over there. It will buy me some time as I escape!" ]

[ "ROAR. Let me out! ", "No, why would I want to let you out! I'm only here for the crystals and geodes, after I gather them all, I'm outta here!", "Please, they have trapped in this dark and dismal Chamber for years! I miss my family and friends. ", "Yeah yeah, I really don't care. Do you expect me to care? I don't even know you!", "But, surely you have a heart? Please, I promise to repay you in a magical crystal. ", "A crystal, you say? Then I'll let you out!", "I have it hidden somewhere in my cell, let me get it for you.", "Okay, I'll be opening the cage then.", "I am free at last! Here take this! I must escape before They find out. ", "Hehehehe thank you! I'll put this in my bag 'ight here! Then I'll gather more of the crystals in here and make a run for it too!", "Careful, that bag will slow you down. You're better off without them on your little legs. ", "Hmph! You don't know my true strength! I may just be a little gnome but I have a lot of endurance and muscle!" ]

[ "Let me just check my pouch.", "Anything...? Is there anything at all in that pouch?", "Well look at that I do have some bread left, here you go.", "Thank you! Its delicious! I love the flavor of fresh mold. ", "My apologies, I did not realize it had molded. What brings you to the church?", "Well I come here every day to beg for food and water. Nowadays people seldom even look at me", "That is most unfortunate, no one is on such a level as to be ignored.", "Well that is sad part about being a peasant. May I sleep in your quarters tonight?", "If it would benefit you certainly, I would not want you to sleep in the cold.", "Thank you. Would you also be able to light a candle inside, so I read the Bible?", "I am amazed that you have found time to learn to read living such a life.", "You see, I was an artist before I resorted to this life. But no one bought my paintings..." ]

[ "Please sir, Do you have any bread, I am starving! ", "Let me just check my pouch.", "Anything...? Is there anything at all in that pouch?", "Well look at that I do have some bread left, here you go.", "Thank you! Its delicious! I love the flavor of fresh mold. ", "My apologies, I did not realize it had molded. What brings you to the church?", "Well I come here every day to beg for food and water. Nowadays people seldom even look at me", "That is most unfortunate, no one is on such a level as to be ignored.", "Well that is sad part about being a peasant. May I sleep in your quarters tonight?", "If it would benefit you certainly, I would not want you to sleep in the cold.", "Thank you. Would you also be able to light a candle inside, so I read the Bible?", "I am amazed that you have found time to learn to read living such a life." ]

[ "To see if the priest will help me with some work. I need to eat and all I have is this moldy bread!", "It seems like stealing, but I'm just doing you a favor. I'll present this offering in your name to the statue there. The priest will look favorably on you after that.", "That's all I have to eat! I came to see the priest. I was hoping he would find some work for me to do. Give back my last meal.", "You have truly proven yourself to be unworthy. Let me tell you about myself. I do what I have to do to provide for my village as a man. What a fool you are to attack a man who made his own crossbow.", "You are not the priest. You have nothing to do with the church. You have no right to take my last meal.", "Here's an idea. How about you go pray for me to not put an arrow through your skull! ", "You are the one who will meet his maker! I will use my hammer to beat you", "Whoa whoa whoa. You had a HAMMER this whole time? Ok, new idea. We \"hunt and gather\" from this courtyard using fear and our weapons. Then I'll bring you back to my village and make you a man like me! We'll be heroes.", "You would help me to have more so that I can feed myself?", "Oh yeah! We just have to wreak havoc here first. The plan is, I'll pee (standing up) on that cloth. And then you'll pick up that cloth and use it to cover that statue. And then we'll stand with our backs to each other brandishing our weapons against the outraged crowd. How does that sound?", "No. Are you insane! It sounds like you are using trickery. I think I will use my hammer on you right now", "Suit yourself. Hey, what's that over there?" ]

[ "Hello there, what brings you to the Temple courtyard today, peasant? Are you here for the ceremony?", "To see if the priest will help me with some work. I need to eat and all I have is this moldy bread!", "It seems like stealing, but I'm just doing you a favor. I'll present this offering in your name to the statue there. The priest will look favorably on you after that.", "That's all I have to eat! I came to see the priest. I was hoping he would find some work for me to do. Give back my last meal.", "You have truly proven yourself to be unworthy. Let me tell you about myself. I do what I have to do to provide for my village as a man. What a fool you are to attack a man who made his own crossbow.", "You are not the priest. You have nothing to do with the church. You have no right to take my last meal.", "Here's an idea. How about you go pray for me to not put an arrow through your skull! ", "You are the one who will meet his maker! I will use my hammer to beat you", "Whoa whoa whoa. You had a HAMMER this whole time? Ok, new idea. We \"hunt and gather\" from this courtyard using fear and our weapons. Then I'll bring you back to my village and make you a man like me! We'll be heroes.", "You would help me to have more so that I can feed myself?", "Oh yeah! We just have to wreak havoc here first. The plan is, I'll pee (standing up) on that cloth. And then you'll pick up that cloth and use it to cover that statue. And then we'll stand with our backs to each other brandishing our weapons against the outraged crowd. How does that sound?", "No. Are you insane! It sounds like you are using trickery. I think I will use my hammer on you right now" ]

[ "hey. who are you?", "Oh we are just travelers. We travel the land to explore it's wonders. And who are you?", "I'm a unicorn. And no traveler ever got here. How did you make it?", "A magical map and a special ring... is that your name?", "my name is Finesse. and I'm the unicorn queen. Don't move we have to talk with the king if you can stay or need to leave", "Oh I wouldn't want to bother the King.. it's curious that Finesse should be your name, I have a message for you.", "A message? for me?", "Why yes! It reads.. you are the most precious being in our land and your horn so valuable... it is worth a mountain of gold! Come here!", "You are not a traveller. you are a thief. Stay away from me. HELP HELP everybody come here", "Shhh shhh, don't fight, accept it and it will all be over soon enough. Close your eyes, only dreams now.", "Get away from me and leave this land or you will have big troubles", "Oh no, not big trouble *laughs* we hunt unicorns for a living friend, and word was that the most beautiful unicorns were in this land. We are going to hunt you all down until there is none left and we are all rich." ]

[ "Shhh don't nobody move.", "hey. who are you?", "Oh we are just travelers. We travel the land to explore it's wonders. And who are you?", "I'm a unicorn. And no traveler ever got here. How did you make it?", "A magical map and a special ring... is that your name?", "my name is Finesse. and I'm the unicorn queen. Don't move we have to talk with the king if you can stay or need to leave", "Oh I wouldn't want to bother the King.. it's curious that Finesse should be your name, I have a message for you.", "A message? for me?", "Why yes! It reads.. you are the most precious being in our land and your horn so valuable... it is worth a mountain of gold! Come here!", "You are not a traveller. you are a thief. Stay away from me. HELP HELP everybody come here", "Shhh shhh, don't fight, accept it and it will all be over soon enough. Close your eyes, only dreams now.", "Get away from me and leave this land or you will have big troubles" ]

[ "-holds back a cough-", "What is everyone here for anyways?", "I would imagine they are here to pray monk.", "Ah! But never so many at one time", "There have been some issues lately of children going missing in the forest, maybe they are praying to the goddess for their safe return.", "What is law enforcement doing about this?!", "All of their efforts have been in vain so far, people have turned to prayer", "This is not good... Maybe this is a result of disobedience and sin", "I certainly hope not, for the children's sake.", "It is horrible, but it is possible!", "The last thing anyone would want to see is the innocent punished for the crimes of others.", "It is true, but it is what people get for playing on the devil's playground!" ]

[ "It is too full in here for my liking, and those feet... woah, I hate that noise.", "-holds back a cough-", "What is everyone here for anyways?", "I would imagine they are here to pray monk.", "Ah! But never so many at one time", "There have been some issues lately of children going missing in the forest, maybe they are praying to the goddess for their safe return.", "What is law enforcement doing about this?!", "All of their efforts have been in vain so far, people have turned to prayer", "This is not good... Maybe this is a result of disobedience and sin", "I certainly hope not, for the children's sake.", "It is horrible, but it is possible!", "The last thing anyone would want to see is the innocent punished for the crimes of others." ]

[ "I am terribly hungry, how about you snake?", "I just feasted on some chickens", "I can't believe you feasted without me! I will enjoy these.", "I didn't know you eat chicken, Hey this isn", "What's the problem?", "This is a witches house, if she catches us she'll make us into a potion!", "Don't worry, without this, the witches are powerless.", "But they can squish you and stab me.", "They can't see me! And you are too quick for them.", "You know those silly religion leads say I am evil.", "It doesn't matter what they think.", "Well, I am evil..but not because of their God. I am evil because I kill their chickens with ease and feast." ]

[ "Hello Sssspider, hows it hanging.", "I am terribly hungry, how about you snake?", "I just feasted on some chickens", "I can't believe you feasted without me! I will enjoy these.", "I didn't know you eat chicken, Hey this isn", "What's the problem?", "This is a witches house, if she catches us she'll make us into a potion!", "Don't worry, without this, the witches are powerless.", "But they can squish you and stab me.", "They can't see me! And you are too quick for them.", "You know those silly religion leads say I am evil.", "It doesn't matter what they think." ]

[ "Hello, beautiful bird. I am a fairy!", "Are you a human? A small human with wings? And you speak my language? How?", "Don't be misled by my tiny size. I am a being of great magical power. I can speak with all the forest creatures!", "I have never seen any of your kind before! Oh excuse me, I must feed.", "Oh dear, why are you attacking our friends? I thought birds ate seeds and bugs?", "Oh my I thought it was a worm! I need my eyes checked sorry poor guy. I'll drop by with nuts later", "That's more like it. Luckily, your squirrel friend suffered only a small scratch. ", "You like him too? Ok you're a nice animal!", "I love all my forest friends! I like to protect the area with my magic. ", "Do you know why humans are so mean to us?", "They are selfish and care only about themselves. The forest is just a thing for them to plunder and misuse. ", "Can't you, well, get rid of them with your magic?" ]

[ "I love to fly... oh hello", "Hello, beautiful bird. I am a fairy!", "Are you a human? A small human with wings? And you speak my language? How?", "Don't be misled by my tiny size. I am a being of great magical power. I can speak with all the forest creatures!", "I have never seen any of your kind before! Oh excuse me, I must feed.", "Oh dear, why are you attacking our friends? I thought birds ate seeds and bugs?", "Oh my I thought it was a worm! I need my eyes checked sorry poor guy. I'll drop by with nuts later", "That's more like it. Luckily, your squirrel friend suffered only a small scratch. ", "You like him too? Ok you're a nice animal!", "I love all my forest friends! I like to protect the area with my magic. ", "Do you know why humans are so mean to us?", "They are selfish and care only about themselves. The forest is just a thing for them to plunder and misuse. " ]

[ "Yes..I am a praying mantis.. Do you have a problem with that?", "I don't think so. Should I?", "Well..I am a talking praying mantis", "That's ok. I'm a fairy interpreter so I can understand you. ", "Is that so? What does this thing called a \"Fairy Interpreter\" do, exactly..?", "Well, I can interpret the things you and others say. It's kind of a cool party trick. What exactly are you praying for today?", "sshh... Just because i'm a praying mantis, doesn't mean I pray. Do you think I really have time for that?", "Well what else do you do with your time?", "I usually eat smaller bugs, Once I ate a bird..It wasnt very tasty..Im still finding feathers everywhere..", "Ewww! I also heard you bite the head off your mates. Is that true?", "Well usually..Depends on if she's annoying..", "Oh. I thought it was the female who bit the head off the male. I guess I was mistaken. " ]

[ "Is that a praying mantis I see?", "Yes..I am a praying mantis.. Do you have a problem with that?", "I don't think so. Should I?", "Well..I am a talking praying mantis", "That's ok. I'm a fairy interpreter so I can understand you. ", "Is that so? What does this thing called a \"Fairy Interpreter\" do, exactly..?", "Well, I can interpret the things you and others say. It's kind of a cool party trick. What exactly are you praying for today?", "sshh... Just because i'm a praying mantis, doesn't mean I pray. Do you think I really have time for that?", "Well what else do you do with your time?", "I usually eat smaller bugs, Once I ate a bird..It wasnt very tasty..Im still finding feathers everywhere..", "Ewww! I also heard you bite the head off your mates. Is that true?", "Well usually..Depends on if she's annoying.." ]

[ "I am just making sure that my delivery of vegetables was to your liking, Majesty.", "Ah, the vegetable peasant. Yes. Erm, I imagine there were just fine. They were for the princess, not myself.", "Ah, yes. Her Highness does seem to enjoy the fruits of my labors, Majesty.", "Indeed, I'm more of a pie guy myself. You were paid handsomely, yes?", "As always, Majesty. You are most generous and take car of us well, sire. I must admit to being partial to a good pie, myself, sire.", "Perhaps you would like some? I'm sure the common man doth not have access to such splendid flavors!", "Thank you, Majesty! It is true that I do not often get to sample anything but the simplest of foods!", "Well, what do you think? Pretty good, eh?", "Truly delicious, Majesty! Your chef is indeed the finest in the kingdom!", "Indeed, he is. What do you think of my daughter the princess? She is rather taken by your vegetables, you know.", "She is known far and wide as the fairest maid in the land, Majesty. Her beauty is renowned and matched only by her wit.", "As skilled in charm as you are in agriculture. You will be wed in a fortnight." ]

[ "Approach the throne and voice your concerns.", "I am just making sure that my delivery of vegetables was to your liking, Majesty.", "Ah, the vegetable peasant. Yes. Erm, I imagine there were just fine. They were for the princess, not myself.", "Ah, yes. Her Highness does seem to enjoy the fruits of my labors, Majesty.", "Indeed, I'm more of a pie guy myself. You were paid handsomely, yes?", "As always, Majesty. You are most generous and take car of us well, sire. I must admit to being partial to a good pie, myself, sire.", "Perhaps you would like some? I'm sure the common man doth not have access to such splendid flavors!", "Thank you, Majesty! It is true that I do not often get to sample anything but the simplest of foods!", "Well, what do you think? Pretty good, eh?", "Truly delicious, Majesty! Your chef is indeed the finest in the kingdom!", "Indeed, he is. What do you think of my daughter the princess? She is rather taken by your vegetables, you know.", "She is known far and wide as the fairest maid in the land, Majesty. Her beauty is renowned and matched only by her wit." ]

[ "Aaahh! Do not smite me, O Magnficent One! I-I am but a humble son of a farmer.", "Why do you enter my temple, farmerson.", "I-I... well truthfully, I thought it would be... e-empty, Great One. Me friends dared me ta come in here.", "You and your friend's make light of my power?", "N-n-no, never, Manganemous One! Only... well... no one has been in here in... well as long as I can remember. So it's not so much light as... not knowing?", "Ah, yes. The people have forgotten. Take this.", "Oh, wow, this certainly is heavy. It's nearly as tall as me!", "Indeed. You will become the mouthpiece of the Gods. All the days of your life you shall wield my scepter and remind the people of their God.", "M-me? But I'm a nobody. Why would you pick me?", "You were the first in many years to be bold enough to enter this temple. You will need that courage to fulfill this task.", "And... what kind of god should I say dwells here? What is your name, O Delightful Deity?", "I am TUMNUS. Lord of Life, Lord of the Tomb." ]

[ "WHO GOES THERE", "Aaahh! Do not smite me, O Magnficent One! I-I am but a humble son of a farmer.", "Why do you enter my temple, farmerson.", "I-I... well truthfully, I thought it would be... e-empty, Great One. Me friends dared me ta come in here.", "You and your friend's make light of my power?", "N-n-no, never, Manganemous One! Only... well... no one has been in here in... well as long as I can remember. So it's not so much light as... not knowing?", "Ah, yes. The people have forgotten. Take this.", "Oh, wow, this certainly is heavy. It's nearly as tall as me!", "Indeed. You will become the mouthpiece of the Gods. All the days of your life you shall wield my scepter and remind the people of their God.", "M-me? But I'm a nobody. Why would you pick me?", "You were the first in many years to be bold enough to enter this temple. You will need that courage to fulfill this task.", "And... what kind of god should I say dwells here? What is your name, O Delightful Deity?" ]

[ "Oh my, what are you doing in dining hall?", "Looking for fish. Do you have fish?", "Fish? But of course? But why should I share?", "This fish? This look tasty! *peck* *peck*", "How dare you! You'll give that back!", "Ohh, it fits! Maybe help find fish?", "I insist you return the heirloom. In return, yes, I will help you with your fish quest.", "Okay . . .fishy first, then you get shiny.", "Fine. I will order the kitchen staff in here at once. ", "Okay, I give back now . . . but how many fishy in kitchen?", "As many as you could possibly desire.", "Okay, here is the shiny. Now where the fishy?" ]

[ "Oh no! A human! I must flee!", "Oh my, what are you doing in dining hall?", "Looking for fish. Do you have fish?", "Fish? But of course? But why should I share?", "This fish? This look tasty! *peck* *peck*", "How dare you! You'll give that back!", "Ohh, it fits! Maybe help find fish?", "I insist you return the heirloom. In return, yes, I will help you with your fish quest.", "Okay . . .fishy first, then you get shiny.", "Fine. I will order the kitchen staff in here at once. ", "Okay, I give back now . . . but how many fishy in kitchen?", "As many as you could possibly desire." ]

[ "Yes, I have. I'm starting to realize my harassment of people who frequent the bridge is a horrendous thing to do.", "I'm sure God will smile upon such a realization! Is this your first time here?", "Yes, it is. I had followed some people to find this place. Why are you here?", "I make my weekly pilgrimage here to purge my sins and ask God to answer my prayers! Welcome to our church. This is perhaps the best decision you have yet made.", "Really? Every week? Do you do that many bad things? Hmm... and I thought I was terrible with my temper...", "Yes, well... I stepped upon an ant on my way to service a few nights ago... The sin of murder be a severe one!", "Jeez. It's only one ant. Not like you killed a human being.", "... How could you say that?! God's creations are all beautiful and sacred... ", "I guess... but some can be pretty annoying if you ask me.", "Those in glass houses must not cast stones...", "Yeah yeah, I get it. That's why I'm here, right?", "You're right. I'm sorry... Just another thing to confess! Tell me... How did you hear of this church?" ]

[ "Have you come to confession as well?", "Yes, I have. I'm starting to realize my harassment of people who frequent the bridge is a horrendous thing to do.", "I'm sure God will smile upon such a realization! Is this your first time here?", "Yes, it is. I had followed some people to find this place. Why are you here?", "I make my weekly pilgrimage here to purge my sins and ask God to answer my prayers! Welcome to our church. This is perhaps the best decision you have yet made.", "Really? Every week? Do you do that many bad things? Hmm... and I thought I was terrible with my temper...", "Yes, well... I stepped upon an ant on my way to service a few nights ago... The sin of murder be a severe one!", "Jeez. It's only one ant. Not like you killed a human being.", "... How could you say that?! God's creations are all beautiful and sacred... ", "I guess... but some can be pretty annoying if you ask me.", "Those in glass houses must not cast stones...", "Yeah yeah, I get it. That's why I'm here, right?" ]

[ "Well yes that is my curse afterall.", "But you did warn me that wishes sometimes have unforeseen consequence, right?", "As is common with wishes.", "Well then - I wish to become the Lord of a Castle.", "-the genie grants your wish, though the castle appear quite tiny about large enough to fit mice- Well at least you got a title?", "Harrumph. Well, at least I am still a Lord. Okay, I want a thousand beautiful women to fall madly in love with me.", "-the genie conjures forth a thousand beautiful women, unfortunately they only love you for your title and your castle is much to small to house them all- Well you have your work cut out for you trying to feed them all now.", "Well . . . I still have the title and the women, so could be worse . . . okay, I don't see how you can mess this one up - I wish for a double-potted cauldron - on one side is a bottomless well of wine, and the other a bottomless well of food, with neither running dry no matter how much is drunk and how much is eaten.", "-the genie summons forth a double-potted cauldron fitting the description, unfortunately all the food is spoiled and the wine has gone flat- Well even I did not see that happening.", "But . . . I . . . well, I guess we won't starve, we'll just all die from food poisoning. Well genie, if you can round up a fourth wish I'll grant you your freedom, but if not I guess I need to pass your lamp on to a new owner.", "Sadly, I cannot I am limited in my ability to give individuals 3 wishes.", "Ah well, which of you ladies are interested in a pre-owned magic lamp?" ]

[ "Alright Genie, we finally escaped from those bandits. I still have three wishes left right?", "Well yes that is my curse afterall.", "But you did warn me that wishes sometimes have unforeseen consequence, right?", "As is common with wishes.", "Well then - I wish to become the Lord of a Castle.", "-the genie grants your wish, though the castle appear quite tiny about large enough to fit mice- Well at least you got a title?", "Harrumph. Well, at least I am still a Lord. Okay, I want a thousand beautiful women to fall madly in love with me.", "-the genie conjures forth a thousand beautiful women, unfortunately they only love you for your title and your castle is much to small to house them all- Well you have your work cut out for you trying to feed them all now.", "Well . . . I still have the title and the women, so could be worse . . . okay, I don't see how you can mess this one up - I wish for a double-potted cauldron - on one side is a bottomless well of wine, and the other a bottomless well of food, with neither running dry no matter how much is drunk and how much is eaten.", "-the genie summons forth a double-potted cauldron fitting the description, unfortunately all the food is spoiled and the wine has gone flat- Well even I did not see that happening.", "But . . . I . . . well, I guess we won't starve, we'll just all die from food poisoning. Well genie, if you can round up a fourth wish I'll grant you your freedom, but if not I guess I need to pass your lamp on to a new owner.", "Sadly, I cannot I am limited in my ability to give individuals 3 wishes." ]

[ "I dont have mild, but I do have water if that will suffice, little cat.", "Water? No milk? I am greatly offended! *offended meow*", "You're in the Wizard Quarters, not the milk shop! We only have strange potions and blood vials here! ", "Do any of your potions taste better than water? I put my paw in the water, and I use that paw to bury my poop.", "You dirty little creature! I should never have let you inside! I have potion that will turn you into a mouse.", "Bored already - of look, something to play with!", "That is not a play thing! Its a treasured map to a secret elderberry source! ", "Here fire breath, you can play too!", "No, he's going to burn it! You pesky little cat. ", "Can this float? Lets see! *happy purr*", "Easy now, don't breathe fire over me. ", "More shinies! Wonder what happens when I knock them all over?" ]

[ "*head rub* Any milk for me? I love milk! *meow*", "I dont have mild, but I do have water if that will suffice, little cat.", "Water? No milk? I am greatly offended! *offended meow*", "You're in the Wizard Quarters, not the milk shop! We only have strange potions and blood vials here! ", "Do any of your potions taste better than water? I put my paw in the water, and I use that paw to bury my poop.", "You dirty little creature! I should never have let you inside! I have potion that will turn you into a mouse.", "Bored already - of look, something to play with!", "That is not a play thing! Its a treasured map to a secret elderberry source! ", "Here fire breath, you can play too!", "No, he's going to burn it! You pesky little cat. ", "Can this float? Lets see! *happy purr*", "Easy now, don't breathe fire over me. " ]

[ "Yum yum. Crumbles.. oh shhh someone's coming", "Sure could use more light down here.", "Hide keep hiding", "Everything seems in order so far, nothing out of the ordinary.", "Ok time to come out. Hey buddy", "At least down here it matters not if I mutter of my plans to overthrow the king.", "Shhhh. The human is saying something, you speak human don't you spider?", "-cough- ahem I mean my plan to stop the army trying to overthrow the king, I am very loyal.", "I think he's saying something about where the food is hidden!", "I hear whispers, where are they coming from?", "Shh be quiet he can hear us. Hide behind him he will take us to the food!", "Hmm it must have been nothing, I guess I will just continue my round." ]

[ "I suppose I will do my rounds of checking on the prisoners. ", "Yum yum. Crumbles.. oh shhh someone's coming", "Sure could use more light down here.", "Hide keep hiding", "Everything seems in order so far, nothing out of the ordinary.", "Ok time to come out. Hey buddy", "At least down here it matters not if I mutter of my plans to overthrow the king.", "Shhhh. The human is saying something, you speak human don't you spider?", "-cough- ahem I mean my plan to stop the army trying to overthrow the king, I am very loyal.", "I think he's saying something about where the food is hidden!", "I hear whispers, where are they coming from?", "Shh be quiet he can hear us. Hide behind him he will take us to the food!" ]

[ "Tweet tweet, twooo! Sneaking away from home, are we?", "No, not doing such a thing. You have not seen anything!", "Oh, but I have. It would be shame if the entire village were to be alerted...", "How dare you do such! We will inflict pain on you!", "That hurt! Please don't attack me! I didn't see anything. ", "See! Now you are a good bird.", "I'm just wondering why you came to such a dark place at the cave. Don't you know of the monsters that sleep inside? ", "Because no other human comes up here!", "Rub this over yourselves just in case any one decide does wander in here. ", "Oh how nice of you! You must know what it is like to have a lover.", "I suppose I do. It was not long ago that I was knee-deep in love myself...", "Yourself? How does that work for a bird..." ]

[ "Go away! We want privacy.", "Tweet tweet, twooo! Sneaking away from home, are we?", "No, not doing such a thing. You have not seen anything!", "Oh, but I have. It would be shame if the entire village were to be alerted...", "How dare you do such! We will inflict pain on you!", "That hurt! Please don't attack me! I didn't see anything. ", "See! Now you are a good bird.", "I'm just wondering why you came to such a dark place at the cave. Don't you know of the monsters that sleep inside? ", "Because no other human comes up here!", "Rub this over yourselves just in case any one decide does wander in here. ", "Oh how nice of you! You must know what it is like to have a lover.", "I suppose I do. It was not long ago that I was knee-deep in love myself..." ]

[ "Oh dear, the Queen is here", "Yes, and we must prepare for battle immediately. My mansion across the Great Lake is in danger.", "Blah blah blah... sometimes... I feel you have no love for me.", "This is not the time for semantics, dragon. I must save my property from invaders. Here is your fire breath book. ", "Seriously, it's like you just use me to consolidate more power and to terrorize the populace.. I don't mind that part much by the way. I refuse to be used by you anymore!", "Not now, my dragon! I will shower you with love and roses once we return. But right now we must fight back the enemy. ", "Fight fight fight. All you humans ever want. Fine, point me to the direction of where you need me to murder your foes... once again.", "Over yonder, North. Fly steadily until you hear the siren. Then reign fire over the red troops at the mansion. Burn every last one of them!", "Fine. But can I get a kiss before I go?", "No, but you can get a hug!", "Damn it.. I needed the kiss to break the spell!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "Please, I am the Queen. you can not do this! You traitor! " ]

[ "Oh mighty dragon. I have great plans for the both of us!", "Oh dear, the Queen is here", "Yes, and we must prepare for battle immediately. My mansion across the Great Lake is in danger.", "Blah blah blah... sometimes... I feel you have no love for me.", "This is not the time for semantics, dragon. I must save my property from invaders. Here is your fire breath book. ", "Seriously, it's like you just use me to consolidate more power and to terrorize the populace.. I don't mind that part much by the way. I refuse to be used by you anymore!", "Not now, my dragon! I will shower you with love and roses once we return. But right now we must fight back the enemy. ", "Fight fight fight. All you humans ever want. Fine, point me to the direction of where you need me to murder your foes... once again.", "Over yonder, North. Fly steadily until you hear the siren. Then reign fire over the red troops at the mansion. Burn every last one of them!", "Fine. But can I get a kiss before I go?", "No, but you can get a hug!", "Damn it.. I needed the kiss to break the spell!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ]

[ "Well you better help kill this rat or it will kill your business....", "I am only a blacksmiths assistant.", "Why do you think I have you assist me, sometimes you are useless as my assistant.", "Fine I will hit this rat then, but I don't like it.", "Make it quick we are wasting time and losing what little money the king pays us.", "I don't want to go on this wolf hunt, but everyone pressured me.", "What wolf hunt? who pressured you? Have you lost your mind? We are in the bazaar, wake up man!", "It has me really worried, they want me to go on a wolf hunt. I don't know that I won't run away when the wolves charge us.", "You sure are preoccupied today. Why are you so worried? And hand me that gold bar from the table while we talk.", "This one?", "yes, that one, the only one....", "There are others in the world." ]

[ "people say I'm strong but I've never killed anything before", "Well you better help kill this rat or it will kill your business....", "I am only a blacksmiths assistant.", "Why do you think I have you assist me, sometimes you are useless as my assistant.", "Fine I will hit this rat then, but I don't like it.", "Make it quick we are wasting time and losing what little money the king pays us.", "I don't want to go on this wolf hunt, but everyone pressured me.", "What wolf hunt? who pressured you? Have you lost your mind? We are in the bazaar, wake up man!", "It has me really worried, they want me to go on a wolf hunt. I don't know that I won't run away when the wolves charge us.", "You sure are preoccupied today. Why are you so worried? And hand me that gold bar from the table while we talk.", "This one?", "yes, that one, the only one...." ]

[ "I am here to clean sir.", "Which room will you be cleaning first?", "The guards quarters sir. I was told that all guards would be out on rounds and that this is the best time to get it done.", "come with me. I have a better idea.", "Okay but I must tell you that my mother will be here soon to check my work. She is very concerned that I am slacking in my duties.", "The king needs more protection. Would you like to become a guard?", "I may somehow look like a man to you because I do not dress in frilly gowns but I assure you I am a woman. I lied about my mother. I haven't seen her for such a long time. I am a maid of the queen and she sent me here to spy on you but I am not capable of such things.", "Everything is ok. I want to help you. What do you say about my job offer?", "You lout...I can not be a guard..I AM A WOMAN! I will do some dusting in here and tell the queen I found nothing.", "I will take you to the king and I will tell him you are a spy at once!", "Don't you get it...they want me to spy...they think there is a SPY in your camp and they want me to find them. Snap out of it and just help me. Obviously you are NOT the spy.", "who do you think the is?" ]

[ "hello what's your business here?", "I am here to clean sir.", "Which room will you be cleaning first?", "The guards quarters sir. I was told that all guards would be out on rounds and that this is the best time to get it done.", "come with me. I have a better idea.", "Okay but I must tell you that my mother will be here soon to check my work. She is very concerned that I am slacking in my duties.", "The king needs more protection. Would you like to become a guard?", "I may somehow look like a man to you because I do not dress in frilly gowns but I assure you I am a woman. I lied about my mother. I haven't seen her for such a long time. I am a maid of the queen and she sent me here to spy on you but I am not capable of such things.", "Everything is ok. I want to help you. What do you say about my job offer?", "You lout...I can not be a guard..I AM A WOMAN! I will do some dusting in here and tell the queen I found nothing.", "I will take you to the king and I will tell him you are a spy at once!", "Don't you get it...they want me to spy...they think there is a SPY in your camp and they want me to find them. Snap out of it and just help me. Obviously you are NOT the spy." ]

[ "Don't \"good morning, guard\" me! Let me guess, you got \"lost\" during your tour of the castle.", "No. I did not get lost I am a patron of the arts I donate time and money to your local painters. I brought jewelry and jewels to be locked up while i am with painters.", "Look, I'm familiar with every scam in the book. I'm sure you brought cheap glass jewels to exchange with the King's treasures while you're trying to distract the guards. I see through your act. Or you're a spy trying to see the layout of the lookout tower. I should cut you down right now!", "Oh great, then summon the queen. she will verify who I am. You have a vivid imagination. just summon the queen", "Haha, you must think I was born yesterday! Summon the queen to set your assassination plot into motion? You wish. It is my sworn duty to protect the people who should actually be in this castle!", "Oh my.... are all the guards idiots. Then just send a servant to go ask her with another guard and then you stop your blabbering", "You mean leave an area unguarded, allowing miscreants to roam freely while you fumble in your satchel for non-existent paperwork? I don't think so. Let me tell you about my qualifications...I've thrown thousands of criminals who took a wrong turn just like you into the Dungeon for LOOKING at the Tower.", "I give up. you are a blathering idiot. I was here yesterday talking with the queen and setting all the help I would give to your local painters and sculptors. Then you figure out who to send to talk to the queen. my word", "Ahhhck! It's coated in poison! Though I am weakened, I am skilled enough to best you in armed combat!", "Vivid imagination and are you an actor? I do not help actors. But you are definitely an over actor", "I must ensure that no one else but me benefits, I mean, falls victim to these poisonous jewels!", "Yes, save your overacting for the queen's theatre. She will appreciate what you do. I know I do" ]

[ "Good morning guard!", "Don't \"good morning, guard\" me! Let me guess, you got \"lost\" during your tour of the castle.", "No. I did not get lost I am a patron of the arts I donate time and money to your local painters. I brought jewelry and jewels to be locked up while i am with painters.", "Look, I'm familiar with every scam in the book. I'm sure you brought cheap glass jewels to exchange with the King's treasures while you're trying to distract the guards. I see through your act. Or you're a spy trying to see the layout of the lookout tower. I should cut you down right now!", "Oh great, then summon the queen. she will verify who I am. You have a vivid imagination. just summon the queen", "Haha, you must think I was born yesterday! Summon the queen to set your assassination plot into motion? You wish. It is my sworn duty to protect the people who should actually be in this castle!", "Oh my.... are all the guards idiots. Then just send a servant to go ask her with another guard and then you stop your blabbering", "You mean leave an area unguarded, allowing miscreants to roam freely while you fumble in your satchel for non-existent paperwork? I don't think so. Let me tell you about my qualifications...I've thrown thousands of criminals who took a wrong turn just like you into the Dungeon for LOOKING at the Tower.", "I give up. you are a blathering idiot. I was here yesterday talking with the queen and setting all the help I would give to your local painters and sculptors. Then you figure out who to send to talk to the queen. my word", "Ahhhck! It's coated in poison! Though I am weakened, I am skilled enough to best you in armed combat!", "Vivid imagination and are you an actor? I do not help actors. But you are definitely an over actor", "I must ensure that no one else but me benefits, I mean, falls victim to these poisonous jewels!" ]

[ "Ugh, I would be better if that horrible Viscount wasn't coming to visit today. I don't know why father thinks I need to marry a crusty old man. ", "He just wants you to have a successful man for a husband, my dear. ", "But why do I even *need* one? I am perfectly capable of ruling on my own!", "Unfortunately, the law of the kingdom states that no unwed person may be monarch.", "Well, can't daddy just *change* the law? What's the use of being King if you can't even *do* anything useful...", "This is a longstanding tradition, child. The King will not change it so to amuse your whims. ", "But how do we even know this Viscount is suitable? He hasn't grown up being tutored in statecraft and the ways of a monarch. *I* have. He's just grasping at power - I bet he'd empty the treasury in the first year.", "Do not worry, my dear. The King will thoroughly vet the viscount and ensure he is absolutely qualified to be your husband. Do not forget you would still be Queen by royal bloodline and would thus outrank him.", "Well. That's something I suppose. I won't let him get his grubby hands on me.", "You should be thankful for this law, daughter. Without it, I would never have been wed to your father and given birth to you!", "Well *you* at least, mother, were a princess in your own right. And the trade agreements, as my tutors have constantly told me, were too lucrative to miss. Besides, I did not say I was against marriage as a whole. Just, someone more suitable would be better, not just for me, but for the Kingdom. If my husband drives me mad, it does not bode well for the Kingdom either, no?", "You worry too much, my dear. Do not forget you are only 3rd in line for the throne of the kingdom. It will be many decades before such a hypothetical situation even comes to pass. For the meantime, just try and tolerate your father's wishes. " ]

[ "Hello, my daughter. How are you today?", "Ugh, I would be better if that horrible Viscount wasn't coming to visit today. I don't know why father thinks I need to marry a crusty old man. ", "He just wants you to have a successful man for a husband, my dear. ", "But why do I even *need* one? I am perfectly capable of ruling on my own!", "Unfortunately, the law of the kingdom states that no unwed person may be monarch.", "Well, can't daddy just *change* the law? What's the use of being King if you can't even *do* anything useful...", "This is a longstanding tradition, child. The King will not change it so to amuse your whims. ", "But how do we even know this Viscount is suitable? He hasn't grown up being tutored in statecraft and the ways of a monarch. *I* have. He's just grasping at power - I bet he'd empty the treasury in the first year.", "Do not worry, my dear. The King will thoroughly vet the viscount and ensure he is absolutely qualified to be your husband. Do not forget you would still be Queen by royal bloodline and would thus outrank him.", "Well. That's something I suppose. I won't let him get his grubby hands on me.", "You should be thankful for this law, daughter. Without it, I would never have been wed to your father and given birth to you!", "Well *you* at least, mother, were a princess in your own right. And the trade agreements, as my tutors have constantly told me, were too lucrative to miss. Besides, I did not say I was against marriage as a whole. Just, someone more suitable would be better, not just for me, but for the Kingdom. If my husband drives me mad, it does not bode well for the Kingdom either, no?" ]

[ "Good day to you! What brings you to the Bazaar?", "Oh, just taking in the atmosphere. Yourself?", "I work here. For whatever reason, people will pay money to see a man woman. I make my living as a freak, sadly... Though, I feel like a normal person.", "That is a shame. We should learn to accept people as they are and judge them by the hearts, not by their outward appearance.", "It pleases me to hear you say that. I couldn't agree more. I wish I could get a job with a more respectful atmosphere...", "I am sure that there are others that feel as I do. Perhaps, if staring eyes bother you, something that is more private. There are many who are seeking good help in kitchens. Or perhaps you have an artistic side and could be a potter or a painter?", "What a thought! I work some as a harvester... Perhaps I could turn my canning skills into a business! It would help others fare the winter, of course.", "That is a grand idea. Preserving food is an admirable and vital skill. Perhaps, too, it would help others to appreciate you for who you are and your skills and so you wouldn't feel apart from our community.", "You are so kind! Thank you for your words. I only wish I could repay your support...", "You can repay me by following your dream, friend. Seeing another person happy is reward enough for me.", "What a day! I will send you canned goods, yes! What is your favorite garden vegetable?", "That is most kind, friend. I must admit to being partial to the small, sweet peppers." ]

[ "Good day to you, friend.", "Good day to you! What brings you to the Bazaar?", "Oh, just taking in the atmosphere. Yourself?", "I work here. For whatever reason, people will pay money to see a man woman. I make my living as a freak, sadly... Though, I feel like a normal person.", "That is a shame. We should learn to accept people as they are and judge them by the hearts, not by their outward appearance.", "It pleases me to hear you say that. I couldn't agree more. I wish I could get a job with a more respectful atmosphere...", "I am sure that there are others that feel as I do. Perhaps, if staring eyes bother you, something that is more private. There are many who are seeking good help in kitchens. Or perhaps you have an artistic side and could be a potter or a painter?", "What a thought! I work some as a harvester... Perhaps I could turn my canning skills into a business! It would help others fare the winter, of course.", "That is a grand idea. Preserving food is an admirable and vital skill. Perhaps, too, it would help others to appreciate you for who you are and your skills and so you wouldn't feel apart from our community.", "You are so kind! Thank you for your words. I only wish I could repay your support...", "You can repay me by following your dream, friend. Seeing another person happy is reward enough for me.", "What a day! I will send you canned goods, yes! What is your favorite garden vegetable?" ]

[ "what did I do wrong?", "Nothing. At least not that I am aware of. You look like the right type of scum I need.", "What could I possibly help you with?", "Look, son. You got criminal written all over your face. It just happens that I specialize in crime.", "I will do anything for some extra money", "Perfect. A simple man, with simple desires. You see, I own the biggest boat in the world. But there's just one thing. I sold my soul to the devil and it run's off human blood.", "O god! that is so creepy. I am getting scared...", "HEY! Keep your voice down! You said you'd do anything for money, yeah?", "ok but how much money are we talking?", "You see that little village there in the east?", "Yes that is where my mother lives.", "Ah, well. That's unfortunate. You see, you'll be wiping everyone out there, saving their blood, and then all of their belongings are yours!" ]

[ "Hey, you there. Come here!", "what did I do wrong?", "Nothing. At least not that I am aware of. You look like the right type of scum I need.", "What could I possibly help you with?", "Look, son. You got criminal written all over your face. It just happens that I specialize in crime.", "I will do anything for some extra money", "Perfect. A simple man, with simple desires. You see, I own the biggest boat in the world. But there's just one thing. I sold my soul to the devil and it run's off human blood.", "O god! that is so creepy. I am getting scared...", "HEY! Keep your voice down! You said you'd do anything for money, yeah?", "ok but how much money are we talking?", "You see that little village there in the east?", "Yes that is where my mother lives." ]

[ "Hello goddess, how can I help you?", "It is time to fulfill your purpose.", "anything for you. What's my purpose?", "The time has come to conquer the world in my name.", "great what shall my first task be?", "Dispel your armies.", "I don't know what my wife the Queen would think about this...", "If you are truly my servant, that shouldn't matter", "What are your intentions with this war?", "My intentions? To remind all the world of my power and to hold it again within my grasp.", "I have a plan of my own to rule the world..", "YOU SHALL NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON ME!" ]

[ "Approach the chair, my servant.", "Hello goddess, how can I help you?", "It is time to fulfill your purpose.", "anything for you. What's my purpose?", "The time has come to conquer the world in my name.", "great what shall my first task be?", "Dispel your armies.", "I don't know what my wife the Queen would think about this...", "If you are truly my servant, that shouldn't matter", "What are your intentions with this war?", "My intentions? To remind all the world of my power and to hold it again within my grasp.", "I have a plan of my own to rule the world.." ]

[ "We are the people of this town, maam. we may be simple folk but there are many of us. what has brought you to the Lagoon near our town?", "Oh, just lovely land, don't worry about me I am nothing but an old lady that loves to cook.", "Maam, we know a witch when we see a witch. Don't get us too wrong though, the local king is a tyrant. We heard you just now, you are having some trouble with your servants right? None of us are terribly strong, or courageous, or educated... but like we said there are many of us. Maybe we could help each other out?", "Sure, I mean as long as I get to stay here why not. What problems afflict you, tell me?", "The king, his taxes are too high, he kills those who can't pay, and he barely sends patrols to the area to keep us safe. We can't do anything on our own, but maybe if we work for you? With our whole town at your back, that includes our farms, our one blacksmith, and some two hundred persons... could you kill the king? ", "Kill the king?? *cackles* oh dearies, you have me in best regards. Very humbling, but the king has tasters and guards that would render pointless my potions. I'm afraid you need a sorcerer or a wizard of some sorts. Sorry my dears.", "Oh, surely there is something that could work. We have some fifteen young daughters among us, maybe they could be trained up? You'd have your own ready made coven if any of them manage to learn. And the tax man, he often devours some of our goods before taking our coin. He's never brought a taster... is there anything that would be possible?", "Hmmm.... if your King loves the Queen maybe through her you could do some damage, I know she is vain enough to maybe eat a poisoned fruit. You'd be suprised how often do work.", "We'll back and do anything you ask maam, to be honest many of us were planning to raze our own fields and stay in the houses while they burned before someone noticed your home pop up out here the other day. We would all much rather serve you than the crooked king.", "Excellent. Find me as many apples from your market, as red as they can be. That will do.. and then, yes, we will talk about my new kingdom.", "Thank goodness, we thought maybe witches fondness for apples was all just stories. We already picked 12 bushels in case though. Plenty of red in there, pulling out the green we still have these seven bushels of red for you.", "Ripe. red as the Queen lips. This will do just fine. Remember our deal, my dearies. Your town will have it's new Queen and it will belong to the Witches... Cackles" ]

[ "Wretched helpers of no help whatsoever! Hmmm can you smell that? Someone is here...", "We are the people of this town, maam. we may be simple folk but there are many of us. what has brought you to the Lagoon near our town?", "Oh, just lovely land, don't worry about me I am nothing but an old lady that loves to cook.", "Maam, we know a witch when we see a witch. Don't get us too wrong though, the local king is a tyrant. We heard you just now, you are having some trouble with your servants right? None of us are terribly strong, or courageous, or educated... but like we said there are many of us. Maybe we could help each other out?", "Sure, I mean as long as I get to stay here why not. What problems afflict you, tell me?", "The king, his taxes are too high, he kills those who can't pay, and he barely sends patrols to the area to keep us safe. We can't do anything on our own, but maybe if we work for you? With our whole town at your back, that includes our farms, our one blacksmith, and some two hundred persons... could you kill the king? ", "Kill the king?? *cackles* oh dearies, you have me in best regards. Very humbling, but the king has tasters and guards that would render pointless my potions. I'm afraid you need a sorcerer or a wizard of some sorts. Sorry my dears.", "Oh, surely there is something that could work. We have some fifteen young daughters among us, maybe they could be trained up? You'd have your own ready made coven if any of them manage to learn. And the tax man, he often devours some of our goods before taking our coin. He's never brought a taster... is there anything that would be possible?", "Hmmm.... if your King loves the Queen maybe through her you could do some damage, I know she is vain enough to maybe eat a poisoned fruit. You'd be suprised how often do work.", "We'll back and do anything you ask maam, to be honest many of us were planning to raze our own fields and stay in the houses while they burned before someone noticed your home pop up out here the other day. We would all much rather serve you than the crooked king.", "Excellent. Find me as many apples from your market, as red as they can be. That will do.. and then, yes, we will talk about my new kingdom.", "Thank goodness, we thought maybe witches fondness for apples was all just stories. We already picked 12 bushels in case though. Plenty of red in there, pulling out the green we still have these seven bushels of red for you." ]

[ "What seems to be the matter my child?", "I am ill! I'm afraid I am near the end. Will you pray for me to enter the kingdom of heaven?", "Certainly child, but first you must confess your sins.", "Of course. Of course. I ate my cat, father. I was just so hungry...", "Well that is not unforgivable. Your cat will have the opportunity to devour you 7 times 7 times in limbo, then you will be able to enter heaven.", "Father! Is there no other way?", "No my child, some sins require a penance in limbo. If you can no longer endure, you will be sent to the lake of fire where all will become worse.", "I understand. Perhaps you can end my suffering here so that I may soon get it over?", "I shall try - where would you like me to strike you with this offering plate? It is heavy and the edges are sharp, but it might take a few dozen blows to finish the job.", "Better go for the jugular.", "Alright lets give this a go and . . . sorry got the nose. Oooh, missed again. This time for sure . . . oh wow, even I felt that one . . .", "Get it over with!" ]

[ "Please...help...me...", "What seems to be the matter my child?", "I am ill! I'm afraid I am near the end. Will you pray for me to enter the kingdom of heaven?", "Certainly child, but first you must confess your sins.", "Of course. Of course. I ate my cat, father. I was just so hungry...", "Well that is not unforgivable. Your cat will have the opportunity to devour you 7 times 7 times in limbo, then you will be able to enter heaven.", "Father! Is there no other way?", "No my child, some sins require a penance in limbo. If you can no longer endure, you will be sent to the lake of fire where all will become worse.", "I understand. Perhaps you can end my suffering here so that I may soon get it over?", "I shall try - where would you like me to strike you with this offering plate? It is heavy and the edges are sharp, but it might take a few dozen blows to finish the job.", "Better go for the jugular.", "Alright lets give this a go and . . . sorry got the nose. Oooh, missed again. This time for sure . . . oh wow, even I felt that one . . ." ]

[ "I'm pretty sure I will find the gold. I dont need your help you filthy vagabond!", "Calm down. You were fine traveling with me here. Now you want to treat me this way?", "I let you get this far. Key word here is LET!!", "Then I'm leaving you to yourself. Good luck you dirty scoundrel. ", "Get back here you fool! I need that map!!!!", "Then work with me you mean man you.", "Fine but I'm leading this expedition", "That is fine. I like to adventure with you.", "Most people are scared of me. I got used to being alone.", "Well my friend you are better than those fat kings! And I see you hand things to the poor when you don''t think anyone is looking. ", "Well vagabon you are more observant than I thought. You might just come in handy here", "Oh, I shall come in handy. I am used to adventures. I got this. " ]

[ "Think we can find the gold pirate?", "I'm pretty sure I will find the gold. I dont need your help you filthy vagabond!", "Calm down. You were fine traveling with me here. Now you want to treat me this way?", "I let you get this far. Key word here is LET!!", "Then I'm leaving you to yourself. Good luck you dirty scoundrel. ", "Get back here you fool! I need that map!!!!", "Then work with me you mean man you.", "Fine but I'm leading this expedition", "That is fine. I like to adventure with you.", "Most people are scared of me. I got used to being alone.", "Well my friend you are better than those fat kings! And I see you hand things to the poor when you don''t think anyone is looking. ", "Well vagabon you are more observant than I thought. You might just come in handy here" ]

[ "Whoa there...calm down, I'm not your enemy. ", "I have hooves, four of them. Do you have any Oats?", "No, not on me. We need to get in this tower if you want oats. ", "I am a horse, I don't get in anything except a good bag of oats.", "Well no, but help me ride around this mountainous, moss covered monstrosity of a tower good steed and I will find you some oats!", "Well, now you are talkng my language, you can ride on me. I like giving rides.", "There's a good horse. I am Sir Mountbatten. You are a brave steed. You could be of great help when I go off to battle across the sea.", "So who's enemy are you, you seem like someone's enemy.", "If you do me wrong, you are my enemy. And you have done me no wrong.", "Well then, lets go find those oats, I will take you over the mountain.", "It does look like a mountain, doesn't it. But it's just a big tower. See the pointed dome on top?", "Well I guess that's why you will lead then hunh." ]

[ "You, I hate you.", "Whoa there...calm down, I'm not your enemy. ", "I have hooves, four of them. Do you have any Oats?", "No, not on me. We need to get in this tower if you want oats. ", "I am a horse, I don't get in anything except a good bag of oats.", "Well no, but help me ride around this mountainous, moss covered monstrosity of a tower good steed and I will find you some oats!", "Well, now you are talkng my language, you can ride on me. I like giving rides.", "There's a good horse. I am Sir Mountbatten. You are a brave steed. You could be of great help when I go off to battle across the sea.", "So who's enemy are you, you seem like someone's enemy.", "If you do me wrong, you are my enemy. And you have done me no wrong.", "Well then, lets go find those oats, I will take you over the mountain.", "It does look like a mountain, doesn't it. But it's just a big tower. See the pointed dome on top?" ]

[ "The completely harmless kind, my friend.", "What do you do out here?", "I...survive. What are you doing all the way out here...alone?", "I want to explore this forest and discover something new! No one in my village will come out here, but I have nothing to lose. The village is in a bad place on the bad side of the country.", "Well here I am...something new. Satisfied?", "This place is much better than my home. Is there any homes here?", "Yes, yes. Right here. In my belly. Would you like to move in?", "You said you were nice...", "Oh, I am. It's very warm inside!", "You monster! ", "Oh, you flatter me!", "I will never be back here ever again once I kill you!" ]

[ "What kind of creature are you?", "The completely harmless kind, my friend.", "What do you do out here?", "I...survive. What are you doing all the way out here...alone?", "I want to explore this forest and discover something new! No one in my village will come out here, but I have nothing to lose. The village is in a bad place on the bad side of the country.", "Well here I am...something new. Satisfied?", "This place is much better than my home. Is there any homes here?", "Yes, yes. Right here. In my belly. Would you like to move in?", "You said you were nice...", "Oh, I am. It's very warm inside!", "You monster! ", "Oh, you flatter me!" ]

[ "just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming,swimming", "Hey look, a swimming fish! What are the odds?", "The odds are great my dear friend beaver for we are in a lake.", "I guess - this guy I ate last week was carrying this, lots more of you guys showing up since then.", "You ate a giant. How? They are so scary they always take my family away.", "Well, I was chewing one tree, then another, then another. Then the next tree I started chewing started screaming and flailing, and when it stopped I realized it was a human carrying this pole thing. He wasn't very tasty.", "Well good riddens to him. He took my mom and dad.", "Here then - add this to their memorial, and let their spirits know that you have had your vengeance.", "I know im in water and you cant see my tears but youve made me the happiest fish alive. Thank you beaver, however can I repay you?", "Keep on being you little fish buddy! Love to see you guys swimming about the lake.", "You know mr. beaver youre the first beaver ive met that hasnt tried to eat me", "Really? Where are these other beavers? I laugh in their faces at their foolishness! Ha Ha!" ]

[ "Building a dam makes me so happy, I love my logs!", "just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming,swimming", "Hey look, a swimming fish! What are the odds?", "The odds are great my dear friend beaver for we are in a lake.", "I guess - this guy I ate last week was carrying this, lots more of you guys showing up since then.", "You ate a giant. How? They are so scary they always take my family away.", "Well, I was chewing one tree, then another, then another. Then the next tree I started chewing started screaming and flailing, and when it stopped I realized it was a human carrying this pole thing. He wasn't very tasty.", "Well good riddens to him. He took my mom and dad.", "Here then - add this to their memorial, and let their spirits know that you have had your vengeance.", "I know im in water and you cant see my tears but youve made me the happiest fish alive. Thank you beaver, however can I repay you?", "Keep on being you little fish buddy! Love to see you guys swimming about the lake.", "You know mr. beaver youre the first beaver ive met that hasnt tried to eat me" ]

[ "I'm from down the road. I was just finishing up my duties this evening and was hoping you might spare a cup of water?", "Sure, you can have some water. Let me get that for you.", "Thank you so much, working on the farm can be so tiring! ", "Here you go. Would you like some stew, too?", "Oh, that would be wonderful. I'm starving.", "I've filled this plate up with a lot, so I hope your appetite really is good! What crops do you grow?", "Wheat mostly, some carrots, and occasionally squash!", "Oh, I don't grow any of those. I have oats, sweet potatoes, and watermelons. Maybe we can trade some to each other?", "Sure! Watermelon is my favorite!", "I'll give you some sweet potatoes today. Let me just boil this needle. I need to give the plow horse a shot. Do you know my son?", "I'm afraid I don't! How are you, the name's Fredrick!", "Hi Fredrick, you can call me Gran. This is my grandson's farm, and he's about your age. Sorry I don't have any watermelons this week. They should be ready next week." ]

[ "Hi, where are you from?", "I'm from down the road. I was just finishing up my duties this evening and was hoping you might spare a cup of water?", "Sure, you can have some water. Let me get that for you.", "Thank you so much, working on the farm can be so tiring! ", "Here you go. Would you like some stew, too?", "Oh, that would be wonderful. I'm starving.", "I've filled this plate up with a lot, so I hope your appetite really is good! What crops do you grow?", "Wheat mostly, some carrots, and occasionally squash!", "Oh, I don't grow any of those. I have oats, sweet potatoes, and watermelons. Maybe we can trade some to each other?", "Sure! Watermelon is my favorite!", "I'll give you some sweet potatoes today. Let me just boil this needle. I need to give the plow horse a shot. Do you know my son?", "I'm afraid I don't! How are you, the name's Fredrick!" ]

[ "Definitely, not me. But I see a fine, meaty cat over yonder. ", "Naw man, cats are cool. This one's my buddy. I was hoping maybe someone would decide to go out for a bath, then I could eat one without getting their wrappings stuck in my teeth.", "I doubt anyone is going for a swim on such a cold windy day. But you might get lucky and catch some fish! ", "Hmmmm, all I got was a mouthful of worms - gross!", "Oh you're hopeless at fishing. Take this instead. ", "Oh thank you worms! Here, have some of your relations, they're not my favourite snack.", "Yes! My friends are back. You are quite a nice crocodile. ", "Here cat-buddy, you can share my fishies.", "I feel rather filthy. Did you have a large meal yesterday?", "That does look like mine . . .yep, I can see the bits of water buffalo. Sorry, I really should try burying it or something.", "Bits of water buffalo, you say. Well how convenient..", "It really was - like meals on wheels, but with legs." ]

[ "Anyone out there to eat today?", "Definitely, not me. But I see a fine, meaty cat over yonder. ", "Naw man, cats are cool. This one's my buddy. I was hoping maybe someone would decide to go out for a bath, then I could eat one without getting their wrappings stuck in my teeth.", "I doubt anyone is going for a swim on such a cold windy day. But you might get lucky and catch some fish! ", "Hmmmm, all I got was a mouthful of worms - gross!", "Oh you're hopeless at fishing. Take this instead. ", "Oh thank you worms! Here, have some of your relations, they're not my favourite snack.", "Yes! My friends are back. You are quite a nice crocodile. ", "Here cat-buddy, you can share my fishies.", "I feel rather filthy. Did you have a large meal yesterday?", "That does look like mine . . .yep, I can see the bits of water buffalo. Sorry, I really should try burying it or something.", "Bits of water buffalo, you say. Well how convenient.." ]

[ "Yes? What business do you have in such a dirty place as the Mud pit?", "i have lot of buisness" ]

[ "Hey rat", "Yes? What business do you have in such a dirty place as the Mud pit?" ]

[ "Treats? we are in the swamp. What manner of creature are you anyway?", "As you can see, I am a hideous gobber. Most humans attack me as soon as they see me due to my ... uninviting looks. ", "There are many a goblin and other creature out here, your sight is not so strange.", "That feels awfully like a compliment. Thank you! Now what are you doing here anyways?", "Well I typically repair the castle walls, however some things around here are in need of repair as well.", "Sounds rather boring. Maybe you can repair my nest as well? The recent flood turned it into a mess. ", "I could probably make the time to assist with that.", "Marvelous. Here is a fine collection of rotten worms as payment. ", "I see...thank you for the gesture.", "Of course. Now if you don't mind, I have to begin fermenting. ", "Hmm? why would you do such a thing?", "Its what I do. Gobbers like me are quite good at it too." ]

[ "Got some food? There must be some treats in such an outpost as this.", "Treats? we are in the swamp. What manner of creature are you anyway?", "As you can see, I am a hideous gobber. Most humans attack me as soon as they see me due to my ... uninviting looks. ", "There are many a goblin and other creature out here, your sight is not so strange.", "That feels awfully like a compliment. Thank you! Now what are you doing here anyways?", "Well I typically repair the castle walls, however some things around here are in need of repair as well.", "Sounds rather boring. Maybe you can repair my nest as well? The recent flood turned it into a mess. ", "I could probably make the time to assist with that.", "Marvelous. Here is a fine collection of rotten worms as payment. ", "I see...thank you for the gesture.", "Of course. Now if you don't mind, I have to begin fermenting. ", "Hmm? why would you do such a thing?" ]

[ "I am feeling blue. What good is having al’ these riches if I cannot even find myself a queen?", "I am certain you will be able to do so, tis only a matter of time.", "I hope you are right, I need descendants to continue my father’s legacy", "Certainly as does any king. It is always a hope to pass things down to ones children. What brings you to the kitchen sire", "I was hungry, but the sight of these ugly utensils made me change my mind. Can’t a king have proper silverware?", "Perhaps it is time to upgrade from the copper?", "We should tax more silver from Landon, what do you think?", "It is an idea worth considering, I am sure the trade in from the copper will be a sizable amount as well.", "Right. Tell me soldier, what is your name?", "It is ulmer sir.", "Ulmer, can you escort me to my bedroom? I am tired and I will have a long day tomorrow. I have decided to go ahead with my silver tax idea.", "Certainly my king, please follow me to your chambers." ]

[ "King fulmer how are you today?", "I am feeling blue. What good is having al’ these riches if I cannot even find myself a queen?", "I am certain you will be able to do so, tis only a matter of time.", "I hope you are right, I need descendants to continue my father’s legacy", "Certainly as does any king. It is always a hope to pass things down to ones children. What brings you to the kitchen sire", "I was hungry, but the sight of these ugly utensils made me change my mind. Can’t a king have proper silverware?", "Perhaps it is time to upgrade from the copper?", "We should tax more silver from Landon, what do you think?", "It is an idea worth considering, I am sure the trade in from the copper will be a sizable amount as well.", "Right. Tell me soldier, what is your name?", "It is ulmer sir.", "Ulmer, can you escort me to my bedroom? I am tired and I will have a long day tomorrow. I have decided to go ahead with my silver tax idea." ]

[ "They go well, friend. There is nothing so invigorating as seeing new places. Did you drop this gold?", "I cannot say that I did, and I would find it dishonest to claim it mine.", "Well, it seems that it is a gift from the gods, then, How goes your day, friend?", "Oh you know, just an average day. Still two arms and two legs, but I certainly do not have a tail.", "What a strange thing to say. \"TIs true though, I see no tail. Perhaps, though, you have a tale to tell?", "I see what you did there with your words, unfortunately I do not I am but a typical everyday human. What brings you to the tower pretell?", "I had never seen it before and it looks interesting and beautiful. This is why I travel - to explore new things. Do you spend much time here?", "I cannot say that I have, it simply seemed imposing and I was curious.", "Ah, but it has such a magnificent view, don't you think?", "Certainly it does, being so tall makes for a good vantage point.", "Very true, friend. If I were one to settle down, I think that this would be a good place to come to think, meditate or just appreciate the beauty of nature. I am surprised that more people do not visit it.", "The scenery is a sight to behold for sure, I am not sure myself why more do not come." ]

[ "How goes your travels?", "They go well, friend. There is nothing so invigorating as seeing new places. Did you drop this gold?", "I cannot say that I did, and I would find it dishonest to claim it mine.", "Well, it seems that it is a gift from the gods, then, How goes your day, friend?", "Oh you know, just an average day. Still two arms and two legs, but I certainly do not have a tail.", "What a strange thing to say. \"TIs true though, I see no tail. Perhaps, though, you have a tale to tell?", "I see what you did there with your words, unfortunately I do not I am but a typical everyday human. What brings you to the tower pretell?", "I had never seen it before and it looks interesting and beautiful. This is why I travel - to explore new things. Do you spend much time here?", "I cannot say that I have, it simply seemed imposing and I was curious.", "Ah, but it has such a magnificent view, don't you think?", "Certainly it does, being so tall makes for a good vantage point.", "Very true, friend. If I were one to settle down, I think that this would be a good place to come to think, meditate or just appreciate the beauty of nature. I am surprised that more people do not visit it." ]

[ "I' rather stay where I am. I enjoy listening to the families talk ", "You can be hearing plenty from the garden. Now, get out here so I can get to my day.", "I really cant hear much from out there. Why else would I come inside?", "You eves dropping little worm! I will feed you well. I need you to make fertilizer so that this Spring's harvest is bountiful. Now, c'mon!", "I told you no! You have plenty of worms out there already!", "Oh, you don't know that. If I'm going to feed all these families, I'll need plenty anyhow. Don't you want to meet new worms? Eat new foods? Doesn't that sound fun?", "I listen to secrets. You won't believe some of the secrets I heard while in the woods. ", "... Like what?", "I will only tell you if you let me stay here right where I am ", "Alright, go ahead. I'll make that deal.", "The baker is sleeping wit the blacksmiths wife", "HE'S SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE?!" ]

[ "Get here, worms. I need to be puttin' ya in my compost...", "I' rather stay where I am. I enjoy listening to the families talk ", "You can be hearing plenty from the garden. Now, get out here so I can get to my day.", "I really cant hear much from out there. Why else would I come inside?", "You eves dropping little worm! I will feed you well. I need you to make fertilizer so that this Spring's harvest is bountiful. Now, c'mon!", "I told you no! You have plenty of worms out there already!", "Oh, you don't know that. If I'm going to feed all these families, I'll need plenty anyhow. Don't you want to meet new worms? Eat new foods? Doesn't that sound fun?", "I listen to secrets. You won't believe some of the secrets I heard while in the woods. ", "... Like what?", "I will only tell you if you let me stay here right where I am ", "Alright, go ahead. I'll make that deal.", "The baker is sleeping wit the blacksmiths wife" ]

[ "Only the best for you, my dear. ", "Thank you! I was just worried about your fiancee receiving it, instead of me.", "My fiancee? Who told you of that? ", "She has been telling everyone about it! And bragging about the riches she will have!", "Oh dear, that won't do. Perhaps remarrying was not the best option so soon after your mother's death. ", "Thank you for understanding Father, but isn't this marriage part of a peace treaty with the Southern Kingdom? I read about it on this parchment that I found in your reading room...", "Indeed, but that doesn't mean it is absolute. It would just take renegotiation to amend the terms. But this marriage is the path of least resistance, I suppose. ", "That is true. I do worry about how she will treat the servants... some say that she is a horrible woman to those below her in status.", "I will keep her on the tight leash then. I may be obligated to marry her, but that doesn't mean I have to love her. ", "Oh Father! That is so true. What would the other options be, should you choose not to marry her after you have met?", "There would have to be other concessions. Perhaps secession of our southernmost states to their kingdom. ", "But that is where our best wine grapes are grown! It's so sad that we have to give up such beauty." ]

[ "This family jewel is beautiful! May I have it upon my wedding day?", "Only the best for you, my dear. ", "Thank you! I was just worried about your fiancee receiving it, instead of me.", "My fiancee? Who told you of that? ", "She has been telling everyone about it! And bragging about the riches she will have!", "Oh dear, that won't do. Perhaps remarrying was not the best option so soon after your mother's death. ", "Thank you for understanding Father, but isn't this marriage part of a peace treaty with the Southern Kingdom? I read about it on this parchment that I found in your reading room...", "Indeed, but that doesn't mean it is absolute. It would just take renegotiation to amend the terms. But this marriage is the path of least resistance, I suppose. ", "That is true. I do worry about how she will treat the servants... some say that she is a horrible woman to those below her in status.", "I will keep her on the tight leash then. I may be obligated to marry her, but that doesn't mean I have to love her. ", "Oh Father! That is so true. What would the other options be, should you choose not to marry her after you have met?", "There would have to be other concessions. Perhaps secession of our southernmost states to their kingdom. " ]

[ "She'll catch on sweetie. Just give her time. I remeber you when you first arrived. You didn't know what to do with yourself you were so nervous.", "Well, I at least knew not to leave patches of canvas around. I just wish the King was a little more particular about his harem.", "I see this need to be patched before this evening. maybe I will talk to her and have her fix it.", "Here, you can give her this as well. She should learn that just because she is the fresh faced, new wife, that does not mean it shields her from carrying out her duties.", "Yes, I will give it to her. I will spend some time with her and give her a good talking to. I'm sure she will fall in line.", "I apologize, I don't mean to be terse with you. It's just with the upcoming war and the ambassadors that keep scurrying back and forth to try and prevent it, my sleep has worn a bit thin. I'm a little testier than I ought to be.", "Why don't you make yourself something to eat and have a nap. Me and the girl can take care of things today. I think it will be good for you both.", "Oh, goodness, I don't know... there's so much still to do and the day is still young...", "I'm very confident everything will be fine. You look peaked honey. Have some soup.", "Mmm, it smells delicious! Is this a new recipe of yours, grandmother?", "I thought I would try a new grain. It's from a far away land. It is supposed to be very good for you.", "Well, goodness knows we all could use something to stay healthier. I think the second wife has made at least three batches of sweets!" ]