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[ "\"Ah, hello, craftsman. What do you make?\"", "Mostly boats sir. Are you in the market for one? I can craft one to your wishes. ", "\"Ah, hm. Actually, not for me, but I have been discussing naval matters with your king. Do you work for the navy?\"", "Not officially sir but I have been commissioned by the King to build boats for the navy. ", "\"Ah, good, good. That's exactly what I'm looking for. You see, we've been discussing a naval expansion - we lack boat craftsmen, but can afford to pay experienced craftsmen handsomely. Would you be interested?\"", "Why of course! It would be an honor to serve the Empire. Say, does that mean the King is preparing for a war? I don't mean to be privy. ", "\"Well, one must always be prepared. To defend the coast, to explore and trade, or to go to war\"", "I see, you are quite right. An empire as mighty as ours' must be well equipped to coast the oceans! ", "\"How many men work for you or with you? We may be interestd in hiring all of you.\"", "Currently me and my son sir. You see, we like to maintain our quality standards by overseeing the process ourselves. ", "\"A very good practice, but unfortunately that's just not enough manpower. Of course we'd be interested in hiring you first, but can you think of any others you'd recommend?\"", "Well, the craftsmen's guild has some excellent workers. Seasoned craftsmen, about twenty of them!" ]

[ "I seek some crystal seeds to cast powerful magic. I have been told I may find them in this Den. ", "\"The only seeds here are from these flowers and bushes\"", "Hm let me see. This crystal ball guided me to this place, surely there must be more seeds around here. ", "\"Well, what's your fancy ball show you?\"", "Oh its beyond your level of comprehension, boar. It guides me to powerful magic and tells me of the future. ", "\"Snort. Well, if it guided you here, maybe it's cracked.\"", "You think so? Perhaps you're right... But I do feel a strange aura around here.", "\"Maybe these plants are what you want? they're just normal weeds.\"", "Why, could it be? Yes, I feel strong magic coming from this plant!", "\"Well, then it's yours, but these plants grow everywhere.\"", "But not this one! It contains the magical crystal. I will now be able to cast a mighty spell. ", "\"Well, no hair off my nose. What's the spell?\"" ]

[ "\"oink, squeee! What ae you doing in my home?\"", "I seek some crystal seeds to cast powerful magic. I have been told I may find them in this Den. ", "\"The only seeds here are from these flowers and bushes\"", "Hm let me see. This crystal ball guided me to this place, surely there must be more seeds around here. ", "\"Well, what's your fancy ball show you?\"", "Oh its beyond your level of comprehension, boar. It guides me to powerful magic and tells me of the future. ", "\"Snort. Well, if it guided you here, maybe it's cracked.\"", "You think so? Perhaps you're right... But I do feel a strange aura around here.", "\"Maybe these plants are what you want? they're just normal weeds.\"", "Why, could it be? Yes, I feel strong magic coming from this plant!", "\"Well, then it's yours, but these plants grow everywhere.\"", "But not this one! It contains the magical crystal. I will now be able to cast a mighty spell. " ]

[ "Things are going quite well, we have just finished the Old Testament and are now starting with the New.", "That's good to hear. Do you have plans for what comes after the New?", "I'm not sure, yet, but we are planning for a church dinner in the upcoming week.", "That sounds wonderful. Will it be a potluck again like last month?", "Yes, it will be. I would like to see that dish of yours you brought again, it tasted amazing.", "Oh! My roasted cabbage? Why thank you Father. That recipe's a bit of a family tradition.", "You'd have to give me the recipe some time, I'm sure the rest of my relatives would love it a lot too.", "Well....I'd have to ask my Great Aunt Bethel for permission. You remember her, don't you? She sits in the middle pews when she's in town.", "Yes, yes I do. If she's not okay with it, that will be fine. I could always give my relatives some left overs.", "She comes from a farm house after all. Once you grow so much cabbage, you learn to cook it in ways you never thought possible!", "I bet! I have to start growing some of my own, when I'm not praying or giving sermons.", "But when would you find the time? Between lessons and your charity work, I've always assumed you just never stop moving!" ]

[ "Good morning, Father. How are things at the church?", "Things are going quite well, we have just finished the Old Testament and are now starting with the New.", "That's good to hear. Do you have plans for what comes after the New?", "I'm not sure, yet, but we are planning for a church dinner in the upcoming week.", "That sounds wonderful. Will it be a potluck again like last month?", "Yes, it will be. I would like to see that dish of yours you brought again, it tasted amazing.", "Oh! My roasted cabbage? Why thank you Father. That recipe's a bit of a family tradition.", "You'd have to give me the recipe some time, I'm sure the rest of my relatives would love it a lot too.", "Well....I'd have to ask my Great Aunt Bethel for permission. You remember her, don't you? She sits in the middle pews when she's in town.", "Yes, yes I do. If she's not okay with it, that will be fine. I could always give my relatives some left overs.", "She comes from a farm house after all. Once you grow so much cabbage, you learn to cook it in ways you never thought possible!", "I bet! I have to start growing some of my own, when I'm not praying or giving sermons." ]

[ "It did certainly seem to be extravagant.", "They've set out the fine China, and the good silk.... oh and the best silverware! Wow.", "Everything is always of the highest quality here in the ballroom.", "But this stuff seems even more so, somehow. If going higher than the highest quality is even feasible.", "One can only imagine I would guess.", "Do you know who will be attending that would command such fine things?", "A slew of lords, knights and from what I am told the royal family will also be here.", "The Royal Family! Wow. No wonder everything is so elaborate! What an honor to host the Royals...", "I myself am but a squire here to see to the knights while they attend the party.", "Hey now that's still pretty important. I've seen how hard some of those knights can hit the mead.", "Sadly...many a party have I mopped up their piss.", "Oh, that is....unfortunate. My condolences Squire." ]

[ "This will be the most elaborate party of the year! I'm so excited!", "It did certainly seem to be extravagant.", "They've set out the fine China, and the good silk.... oh and the best silverware! Wow.", "Everything is always of the highest quality here in the ballroom.", "But this stuff seems even more so, somehow. If going higher than the highest quality is even feasible.", "One can only imagine I would guess.", "Do you know who will be attending that would command such fine things?", "A slew of lords, knights and from what I am told the royal family will also be here.", "The Royal Family! Wow. No wonder everything is so elaborate! What an honor to host the Royals...", "I myself am but a squire here to see to the knights while they attend the party.", "Hey now that's still pretty important. I've seen how hard some of those knights can hit the mead.", "Sadly...many a party have I mopped up their piss." ]

[ "Thank you! The king will be happy to have it back. How are you today?", "May I speak plainly?", "You may. What's bothering you?", "well m'lady, I'm not sure I want to be a chambermaid any longer, the King isn't very nice to me M'lady", "Well to be fair he's not nice to anyone, including me. I don't want to lose you though assuming you think I'm ok", "You are truly wonderful m'lady", "Would you be willing to become my personal assistant? I think you are too valuable to lose and I cn try to keep you from my husband.", "Oh, my gosh, yes please! ", "Ok Ok, no need to get so touchy. You've earned it. Is there anything else bothering you?", "I'm sorry m'lady! I guess I got carried away. No no, that was all. How can I best assist you?", "Can you make sure the prince over there makes it to his schooling? He takes after his father and is kinda dumb.", "I would be happy to my Queen, How are you feeling? I know it has been awfully hard for you recently" ]

[ "I have your book m'lady", "Thank you! The king will be happy to have it back. How are you today?", "May I speak plainly?", "You may. What's bothering you?", "well m'lady, I'm not sure I want to be a chambermaid any longer, the King isn't very nice to me M'lady", "Well to be fair he's not nice to anyone, including me. I don't want to lose you though assuming you think I'm ok", "You are truly wonderful m'lady", "Would you be willing to become my personal assistant? I think you are too valuable to lose and I cn try to keep you from my husband.", "Oh, my gosh, yes please! ", "Ok Ok, no need to get so touchy. You've earned it. Is there anything else bothering you?", "I'm sorry m'lady! I guess I got carried away. No no, that was all. How can I best assist you?", "Can you make sure the prince over there makes it to his schooling? He takes after his father and is kinda dumb." ]

[ "Just a bird over there, it is largely quiet here.", "Ha! The bird will have to do. One bite from me and it will be pushing up the daisies soon!", "Somewhat of an aggressive one you seem to be.", "Aggressive, perhaps. But also tired. But with this kill I will eat for several days. Now I can rest and enjoy the banks of this river with you, fish.", "What is it that makes you so tired?", "Life, I think. I'm lazy, I hate to move, or stay awake, or do much of anything. I'm happy when I can bite my prey, eat leisurely, and then rest and enjoy the lush grass. ", "Ah, I quite enjoy swimming myself as one might imagine.", "You are very quick! Don't get you tired?", "Tired? What is that exactally?", "I guess you don't know it. Do fish even sleep?", "If we do I am unsure, I cannot say I rightly know.", "I see. Well, it's befitting a fish to have energy. Without it, you would surely drown." ]

[ "Ah, fish! Have you seen any men around these parts today? Or beasties? I'm looking for my next kill.", "Just a bird over there, it is largely quiet here.", "Ha! The bird will have to do. One bite from me and it will be pushing up the daisies soon!", "Somewhat of an aggressive one you seem to be.", "Aggressive, perhaps. But also tired. But with this kill I will eat for several days. Now I can rest and enjoy the banks of this river with you, fish.", "What is it that makes you so tired?", "Life, I think. I'm lazy, I hate to move, or stay awake, or do much of anything. I'm happy when I can bite my prey, eat leisurely, and then rest and enjoy the lush grass. ", "Ah, I quite enjoy swimming myself as one might imagine.", "You are very quick! Don't get you tired?", "Tired? What is that exactally?", "I guess you don't know it. Do fish even sleep?", "If we do I am unsure, I cannot say I rightly know." ]

[ "Indeed. Such fine stones. Do they belong to you, trader? ", "they are good sir, do you wish to buy these items", "Perhaps when I'm done building this wall. I have to complete it within the hour and it's dreadfully hot outside. ", "But these are such good quality stones, maybe for a special someone in your life. ", "This one is rather remarkable. Where did you find such a stone?", "In the deepest valley in the land. I dug for hours and sparkle of these jewels caught my eye. ", "Please hold this hammer while I examine it more closely. Hmm - it seems I can see my reflection in it.", "Yes you can see your self, and whoever you give it to, they will see you as they look at it. They will remember who gave them this jewelry ", "What a phenomenal piece! Do let me try it on. How does it look?", "It looks great on you. And it suits you very much. ", "Sadly, I have no coin on me now. But I will be paid upon completion of this wall, in less than an hour.", "Well, maybe you would like to trade something for this beautiful piece. " ]

[ "those are some beautiful jewls", "Indeed. Such fine stones. Do they belong to you, trader? ", "they are good sir, do you wish to buy these items", "Perhaps when I'm done building this wall. I have to complete it within the hour and it's dreadfully hot outside. ", "But these are such good quality stones, maybe for a special someone in your life. ", "This one is rather remarkable. Where did you find such a stone?", "In the deepest valley in the land. I dug for hours and sparkle of these jewels caught my eye. ", "Please hold this hammer while I examine it more closely. Hmm - it seems I can see my reflection in it.", "Yes you can see your self, and whoever you give it to, they will see you as they look at it. They will remember who gave them this jewelry ", "What a phenomenal piece! Do let me try it on. How does it look?", "It looks great on you. And it suits you very much. ", "Sadly, I have no coin on me now. But I will be paid upon completion of this wall, in less than an hour." ]

[ "Be careful where you step though! Us worms get taken out everyday by human walkers.", "Certainly you would not position yourself on the path, that would be asking for it.", "We can only travel so fast. Especially if the soil is murky on a given day. Humans don't watch where they walk a lot of the times.", "I suppose that is true, we do not often concern ourselves with what moves below the feet.", "If worms were people I feel like you would treat us with more respect. Kind of like how princesses are treated by others.", "Perhaps that is so, I would say size does make worms a little hard to notice, especially with shoes on.", "Worms are small in size, but we are mighty in personality. Much like your kind on the inside. Do you enjoy being the princess?", "It has its ups and downs I would say. Certainly there are benefits but there are also a number of obligations.", "My friend's father use to be King Harold the second. Which is the highest class of worms possible. I'll always wanted to get a taste of royalty. ", "Worms also have royalty?", "Yes ma'm. We have everything humans do just without much of the spotlight. We have kings and queens, prince and princesses and everything below and in between. ", "How interesting, I would have never guessed such a thing." ]

[ "At least I can get out of the castle for a minute and walk the garden.", "Be careful where you step though! Us worms get taken out everyday by human walkers.", "Certainly you would not position yourself on the path, that would be asking for it.", "We can only travel so fast. Especially if the soil is murky on a given day. Humans don't watch where they walk a lot of the times.", "I suppose that is true, we do not often concern ourselves with what moves below the feet.", "If worms were people I feel like you would treat us with more respect. Kind of like how princesses are treated by others.", "Perhaps that is so, I would say size does make worms a little hard to notice, especially with shoes on.", "Worms are small in size, but we are mighty in personality. Much like your kind on the inside. Do you enjoy being the princess?", "It has its ups and downs I would say. Certainly there are benefits but there are also a number of obligations.", "My friend's father use to be King Harold the second. Which is the highest class of worms possible. I'll always wanted to get a taste of royalty. ", "Worms also have royalty?", "Yes ma'm. We have everything humans do just without much of the spotlight. We have kings and queens, prince and princesses and everything below and in between. " ]

[ "Ah, I'm a tired soul, Servant. I keep trying to make the King laugh, but I can't do it.", "The King is a stubborn one. He doesn't even glance in my direction.", "I came to your quarters to hopefully get a quick snack before I perform tonight. Do you mind if I have a couple bites of this meat?", "No problem at all! Eat all the meat you want", "Thanks. I'll just heat it up a bit, first. You may be but a servant, but your quarters are nicer than mine.", "I'm grateful to have nice quarters. It helps me out when I help others. A dirty quarter would be more troublesome. I hope you like the meat. I tried to get to cook it just right.", "It's amazing. If only I could be as funny as this meat is delicious. Say- is this a joke book?", "I actually do not know. I can't read honestly. It's embarrassing to admit. No one ever taught me.", "Yes, now that I think about it, neither can I. My lot in life is to be amusing, and I cannot even do that. The last time I saw the King laugh was when Roderick the Bedwetter spilled that bottle of wine.", "Maybe one day we can learn to read. It's a dream I yearn for. To read and to see my family again.", "Where is your family, dear servant?", "I'm not sure. Last time I saw them they were near the city, but it's been over five years. I haven't had contact with them since." ]

[ "How do you do today, sir?", "Ah, I'm a tired soul, Servant. I keep trying to make the King laugh, but I can't do it.", "The King is a stubborn one. He doesn't even glance in my direction.", "I came to your quarters to hopefully get a quick snack before I perform tonight. Do you mind if I have a couple bites of this meat?", "No problem at all! Eat all the meat you want", "Thanks. I'll just heat it up a bit, first. You may be but a servant, but your quarters are nicer than mine.", "I'm grateful to have nice quarters. It helps me out when I help others. A dirty quarter would be more troublesome. I hope you like the meat. I tried to get to cook it just right.", "It's amazing. If only I could be as funny as this meat is delicious. Say- is this a joke book?", "I actually do not know. I can't read honestly. It's embarrassing to admit. No one ever taught me.", "Yes, now that I think about it, neither can I. My lot in life is to be amusing, and I cannot even do that. The last time I saw the King laugh was when Roderick the Bedwetter spilled that bottle of wine.", "Maybe one day we can learn to read. It's a dream I yearn for. To read and to see my family again.", "Where is your family, dear servant?" ]

[ "I sorry for your loss, Let me know if I can help any way", "Can you bring back my boy from heaven? Can you send him back home to his family?", "No I don't have that kinda power", "Then, no, you can't help me. I have no reason to live. I too, will soon be in this grave.", "Well you have to try and live on and do stuff that make your boy proud", "I'm sorry, were you the one that had to bury my boy? I am so inconsiderate. Thank you so much for all of your help.", "Not a problem its my job I know its hard just try to do them justice", "Wait...is this my boy's femur? Did you forget to bury my boy's femur?", "no, not your boys just sometimes the bodies we get are in such bad state so I have to try and figure what goes where", "Was my boy in pieces? Are you telling me my boy was brought here in pieces and you just dumped random body parts into a hole? ", "Nope your boys was fine remember we just had his burial ", "I'm so confused. I don't even know what I am supposed to do now. Bless you for helping me. I am so sad and lonely." ]

[ "Why? Why? He was too young. Why did this happen?", "I sorry for your loss, Let me know if I can help any way", "Can you bring back my boy from heaven? Can you send him back home to his family?", "No I don't have that kinda power", "Then, no, you can't help me. I have no reason to live. I too, will soon be in this grave.", "Well you have to try and live on and do stuff that make your boy proud", "I'm sorry, were you the one that had to bury my boy? I am so inconsiderate. Thank you so much for all of your help.", "Not a problem its my job I know its hard just try to do them justice", "Wait...is this my boy's femur? Did you forget to bury my boy's femur?", "no, not your boys just sometimes the bodies we get are in such bad state so I have to try and figure what goes where", "Was my boy in pieces? Are you telling me my boy was brought here in pieces and you just dumped random body parts into a hole? ", "Nope your boys was fine remember we just had his burial " ]

[ "I'm not sure. Why are you asking me? I am but a simple cook.", "You'll do for now. As your queen, you'll do as I say, so today you are my chamber maid.", "What are the duties of a chamber maid?", "You help out in the chamber and that is where we are going. I'm tired of sitting on this throne. It needs a new cushion.", "I'm sure there would be better people than I. The king has me assigned to making a feast tonight.", "Too bad. I'll take care of the KIng...I do more for him than feed him. hmmph. Now see that door way at the top of my beautiful twin staircases?", "I see it.", "Well that's my chamber, and that's where we're going. God my head is splitting.", "I must protest further your majesty. I don't think it is proper for a man to act as chamber maid.", "Can nothing go right this day? God save me!!! Well at least you can fetch me something for this wretched headache.", "That I can do. I know many remedies for headaches. I can also lend you a kitchen assistant for the day if that would please you.", "Oh, wonderful idea...now go quickly!!!" ]

[ "Where is that chambermaid when I need her?", "I'm not sure. Why are you asking me? I am but a simple cook.", "You'll do for now. As your queen, you'll do as I say, so today you are my chamber maid.", "What are the duties of a chamber maid?", "You help out in the chamber and that is where we are going. I'm tired of sitting on this throne. It needs a new cushion.", "I'm sure there would be better people than I. The king has me assigned to making a feast tonight.", "Too bad. I'll take care of the KIng...I do more for him than feed him. hmmph. Now see that door way at the top of my beautiful twin staircases?", "I see it.", "Well that's my chamber, and that's where we're going. God my head is splitting.", "I must protest further your majesty. I don't think it is proper for a man to act as chamber maid.", "Can nothing go right this day? God save me!!! Well at least you can fetch me something for this wretched headache.", "That I can do. I know many remedies for headaches. I can also lend you a kitchen assistant for the day if that would please you." ]

[ "Please sir, my mother told me to drop these off here for the King ordered them delivered. ", "Thank you, child. I will eat one just to make sure they're not poisoned. ", "They are not poisoned, sir, for they come from my farm. From our very own chickens and they are freshly laid. Do you like them?", "Yes, I can tell your family raise very good hens. ", "Yes indeed! Though I don't get to eat them for they bring in too much money that my family needs. Wow! You have so much food here! You must get to eat whenever you like! ", "That is one of the perks of working here. We have such long shifts that all the food we need is stored here instead. ", "Ohhhh, i see. I am just not used to seeing it all together. We have onion soup that we eat all the time and not much else. I want to be a guard when I'm older.", "That is very brave of you. It's a dangerous job protecting the king.", "Wow, this is amazing! Did you make this yourself? ", "The blacksmith makes all the weapons for the King. Be careful with that. It's very sharp!", "My father does some blacksmithing when he shoes out horses and makes fencing. I work with many knives and saws. Putting up fencing is tough but I help him a lot.", "Try putting this on. Now you look just like a knight! " ]

[ "This is no place for a child. ", "Please sir, my mother told me to drop these off here for the King ordered them delivered. ", "Thank you, child. I will eat one just to make sure they're not poisoned. ", "They are not poisoned, sir, for they come from my farm. From our very own chickens and they are freshly laid. Do you like them?", "Yes, I can tell your family raise very good hens. ", "Yes indeed! Though I don't get to eat them for they bring in too much money that my family needs. Wow! You have so much food here! You must get to eat whenever you like! ", "That is one of the perks of working here. We have such long shifts that all the food we need is stored here instead. ", "Ohhhh, i see. I am just not used to seeing it all together. We have onion soup that we eat all the time and not much else. I want to be a guard when I'm older.", "That is very brave of you. It's a dangerous job protecting the king.", "Wow, this is amazing! Did you make this yourself? ", "The blacksmith makes all the weapons for the King. Be careful with that. It's very sharp!", "My father does some blacksmithing when he shoes out horses and makes fencing. I work with many knives and saws. Putting up fencing is tough but I help him a lot." ]

[ "I am a travelling merchant seeking to sell my wares.", "This is a holy place, you can't sell items.", "Oh is it not allowed here, I did not know.", "Yes. In The Hall of Goodness, we pray or leave offering to our Goodness. Selling would disturbed her peace.", "I understand I will avoid selling in this place.", "Would you like to come in and see the centerpiece of the 8 legged Goddess.", "Certainly it must be a sight to behold, don't mind me if I do.", "Yes, this is truly a sight to see. I had so many things in my time in this village and this is the most beautiful thing by far.", "What village do you hail from?", "A small little village near to this kingdom.", "I see, I came from the far end of the continent. ", "Fantastic. Many people across the continent come to visit our Goddess." ]

[ "why are you here", "I am a travelling merchant seeking to sell my wares.", "This is a holy place, you can't sell items.", "Oh is it not allowed here, I did not know.", "Yes. In The Hall of Goodness, we pray or leave offering to our Goodness. Selling would disturbed her peace.", "I understand I will avoid selling in this place.", "Would you like to come in and see the centerpiece of the 8 legged Goddess.", "Certainly it must be a sight to behold, don't mind me if I do.", "Yes, this is truly a sight to see. I had so many things in my time in this village and this is the most beautiful thing by far.", "What village do you hail from?", "A small little village near to this kingdom.", "I see, I came from the far end of the continent. " ]

[ "Yes, I have. I will be needing your abilities to help me defeat the army of the wicked witch, she wants to destroy my kingdom and all of the people in it and I'll need your help.", "Ohhh. The Wicked Witch is at her trickery agaaaaain? Such a troublesome lass she is.", "Yes, sadly. She never knows when to quit. I'm sending my knights as an attempt to bring down much of her army, but I don't think it'll hold her down for long. After all, she seems to come back stronger after every hit.", "That would be the studieeeesss of witchery! Disguises! Potions! Generally being a paaaaain!", "Sadly, it seems like all witches are the persistent kingdom wrecking type...", "Do you knooooow what the witch wants, Your Hiiiiiighness?", "She plans to rule this kingdom, I believe. She also plans to destroy everyone in it.", "Did sheeee say thaaat? Surely such brazen words cannot be truee?!", "Yes, she has. Those were her own words, she said them herself.", "Well! Such nerrrrrve. I'll conjour up somethiiiiiing good and NASTY as a....wellllcome gift.", "Thank you, I sure hope this is what'll stop her this time! I just want to spend my days in leisure and comfort again!", "Of course Yourrr Majestyyyy! Now. Fiiiiire perhaps? Maybe....the powerrrrr of dragons! Suggestions?" ]

[ "Helllloooooo my King! You've asked to seeeeee meeeeee?", "Yes, I have. I will be needing your abilities to help me defeat the army of the wicked witch, she wants to destroy my kingdom and all of the people in it and I'll need your help.", "Ohhh. The Wicked Witch is at her trickery agaaaaain? Such a troublesome lass she is.", "Yes, sadly. She never knows when to quit. I'm sending my knights as an attempt to bring down much of her army, but I don't think it'll hold her down for long. After all, she seems to come back stronger after every hit.", "That would be the studieeeesss of witchery! Disguises! Potions! Generally being a paaaaain!", "Sadly, it seems like all witches are the persistent kingdom wrecking type...", "Do you knooooow what the witch wants, Your Hiiiiiighness?", "She plans to rule this kingdom, I believe. She also plans to destroy everyone in it.", "Did sheeee say thaaat? Surely such brazen words cannot be truee?!", "Yes, she has. Those were her own words, she said them herself.", "Well! Such nerrrrrve. I'll conjour up somethiiiiiing good and NASTY as a....wellllcome gift.", "Thank you, I sure hope this is what'll stop her this time! I just want to spend my days in leisure and comfort again!" ]

[ "I do believe that will take care of the task, thank you.", "You're very welcome Farmer. I know finding good help has been hard since the conscription started.", "Would you perhaps care for some eggs?", "That would be delightful! Uh, I mean....I don't wish to burden you...", "Think nothing of it, I appreciate your work and I have plenty.", "Trying to find good food hasn't been the easiest. See? You have no idea how grateful I am.", "Oh thank you, I am used to such things having lived on a farm for so long.", "Wha...what is your stomach made of good Farmer?! I don't know whether to be impressed or concerned.", "Some sort of metal maybe.", "I wouldn't doubt it at all. An iron stomach to go with those muscles of steel seems fitting. How much hay do you I need to toss before my arms look like yours?", "Oh that would take years and many a drink of milk.", "That's part of why I didn't called to serve in the King's army. They took one look at my noodle arms and sent me back home." ]

[ "Is this all the hay you needed moved?", "I do believe that will take care of the task, thank you.", "You're very welcome Farmer. I know finding good help has been hard since the conscription started.", "Would you perhaps care for some eggs?", "That would be delightful! Uh, I mean....I don't wish to burden you...", "Think nothing of it, I appreciate your work and I have plenty.", "Trying to find good food hasn't been the easiest. See? You have no idea how grateful I am.", "Oh thank you, I am used to such things having lived on a farm for so long.", "Wha...what is your stomach made of good Farmer?! I don't know whether to be impressed or concerned.", "Some sort of metal maybe.", "I wouldn't doubt it at all. An iron stomach to go with those muscles of steel seems fitting. How much hay do you I need to toss before my arms look like yours?", "Oh that would take years and many a drink of milk." ]

[ "I live 14 years and you live about 14 weeks. I think I can wait you out.", "We aren't your average spiders.", "Of that I am most sure. I have a question for you spider...", "Which spider?", "Just assume I'm talking to the smartest of your bunch. Who that is, you'll have to figure out amongst yourselves.", "It is Fred.", "Fred, I would like to ask you a question and I hope you will give me a good answer.", "Your question?", "With all of this treasure, why don't you live in a majestic castle instead of this hot, dark crevice. You could buy 3 castles with this treasure.", "We can't carry the treasure to sell it.", "Preposterous. What is the use of 8 arms if they are all weak? It seems like god has played a cruel trick on you.", "That's what I ask God every day." ]

[ "Hello vulture, we are not dead yet so don't even think about it!", "I live 14 years and you live about 14 weeks. I think I can wait you out.", "We aren't your average spiders.", "Of that I am most sure. I have a question for you spider...", "Which spider?", "Just assume I'm talking to the smartest of your bunch. Who that is, you'll have to figure out amongst yourselves.", "It is Fred.", "Fred, I would like to ask you a question and I hope you will give me a good answer.", "Your question?", "With all of this treasure, why don't you live in a majestic castle instead of this hot, dark crevice. You could buy 3 castles with this treasure.", "We can't carry the treasure to sell it.", "Preposterous. What is the use of 8 arms if they are all weak? It seems like god has played a cruel trick on you." ]

[ "Aye and my stomach is empty. King, must I resort to trying to eat these cacti? The entire kingdom is starving.", "The needles would need to be removed, but otherwise they are edible.", "I shall get to it, then. ", "The juice is quite good for quenching ones thirst as well. It is unfortunate all the crops died this harvest, I have no idea what the farmers are doing anymore.", "I said to meself just yesterday, I would luv me some pie, but is it ever to be?", "One can only hope, something has to be done after all.", "You are the king. Forgive me majesty, but you must do something", "I have already sent word to a nearby mage to aid in this matter, but twas not I who caused the crops to die as such." ]

[ "So many cacti!", "Aye and my stomach is empty. King, must I resort to trying to eat these cacti? The entire kingdom is starving.", "The needles would need to be removed, but otherwise they are edible.", "I shall get to it, then. ", "The juice is quite good for quenching ones thirst as well. It is unfortunate all the crops died this harvest, I have no idea what the farmers are doing anymore.", "I said to meself just yesterday, I would luv me some pie, but is it ever to be?", "One can only hope, something has to be done after all.", "You are the king. Forgive me majesty, but you must do something", "I have already sent word to a nearby mage to aid in this matter, but twas not I who caused the crops to die as such.", "One can only hope this mage can help, your majesty. I don't know about magic." ]

[ "tweet! tweet! Why no! I'm just flying in from my home in the South, must have been one of those messy Pelicans.", "If you say so. Did you have a good flight?", "Ah yes! Flying is my thing! It comes naturally. Shore are a lot of people on this spindly little fishing pier.", "Too many if you ask me. I came here to enjoy some time to myself, but here we are. I think there must have been some sort of crime committed here last night.", "Well another one is about to be committed....I think that grey bird up there is about to do his business on the sheriff again.", "Wait a minute. How am I talking to you? Are you one of the magical creatures that comes from the forest?", "tweet tweet...You can hear me! Whoa...usually I'm just talking out loud to myself! Something is DEFINITELY going on here....", "I have seen a few magical creatures come from the forest behind my home and I want to go in there to explore, but it is against the law.", "I think you've got some magic of your own there fella....but doing something against the law, with the Sherriff right here? We need to walk out to the end of this pier before we talk about going into the forest....", "I understand. Let's go there.", "Now, how much do you know about this magical forest, remember I'm not from around here....", "It has long been known that there is some magic in there and the government has banned villagers to go in there. I have been approached by three different animals that have beckoned me in, but I don't have the bravery to venture in." ]

[ "Did you just poop on the sheriff?", "tweet! tweet! Why no! I'm just flying in from my home in the South, must have been one of those messy Pelicans.", "If you say so. Did you have a good flight?", "Ah yes! Flying is my thing! It comes naturally. Shore are a lot of people on this spindly little fishing pier.", "Too many if you ask me. I came here to enjoy some time to myself, but here we are. I think there must have been some sort of crime committed here last night.", "Well another one is about to be committed....I think that grey bird up there is about to do his business on the sheriff again.", "Wait a minute. How am I talking to you? Are you one of the magical creatures that comes from the forest?", "tweet tweet...You can hear me! Whoa...usually I'm just talking out loud to myself! Something is DEFINITELY going on here....", "I have seen a few magical creatures come from the forest behind my home and I want to go in there to explore, but it is against the law.", "I think you've got some magic of your own there fella....but doing something against the law, with the Sherriff right here? We need to walk out to the end of this pier before we talk about going into the forest....", "I understand. Let's go there.", "Now, how much do you know about this magical forest, remember I'm not from around here...." ]

[ "Not to long what book have you been reading", "Just the bible. Brushing up on some things. Can never know too much. Did you need something?", "No just seeking some company you know how the congregation can be", "Ugh yeah. Don't get me started. They're always asking for miracles, but never willing to do anything themselves.", "yep, and then they blame you when things don't go the way you want", "Yeah, they'll turn down perfectly good medicine saying God will save them but who do they think put the medicine here in the first place?", "Yep, well have a drink of this with why don't you", "I could definitely use this. Is there more? I might drink the whole bottle.", "hahah yea there another bottle or two somewhere around here", "Praise the lord. Not sure how much more of this I can take", "Well can", "Well I'm glad you can take it. Mayve you can show me how. I forgive them and heal them and they keep coming back for more like I owe them something. No one has any personal accountability ." ]

[ "Oh sorry, didn't see you there since I was reading. Have you been here long?", "Not to long what book have you been reading", "Just the bible. Brushing up on some things. Can never know too much. Did you need something?", "No just seeking some company you know how the congregation can be", "Ugh yeah. Don't get me started. They're always asking for miracles, but never willing to do anything themselves.", "yep, and then they blame you when things don't go the way you want", "Yeah, they'll turn down perfectly good medicine saying God will save them but who do they think put the medicine here in the first place?", "Yep, well have a drink of this with why don't you", "I could definitely use this. Is there more? I might drink the whole bottle.", "hahah yea there another bottle or two somewhere around here", "Praise the lord. Not sure how much more of this I can take", "Well can" ]

[ "Yes. We need to escape as soon as possible. Grab on to my stick and I'll help you.", "Let's do this. How did you end up in here?", "I was trying to find a nearby town. I took a shortcut through this jungle, but this pesky Quicksand fooled me.", "I was *oof* hold the stick still, sleeping in the back of a hay cart and I woke up here.", "The quick sand is making it hard to stay steady *grawww* hold on tighter. Quicksands are what I call the devil pits. They're evil.", "Devil pit, yes very *erm* ...creative. What kind of adventurer are you? Thief? Magic user? Big dumb oaf?", "I'm a world traveler. I like to experience new places. Seek out new cultures and traditions.", "What have you learned in your travels? I have never been outside the county.", "I've learned that the world is vast with opportunities. So much is out there. So much to see! *argh* here we go. 1...2...3....", "We are going to do this! *hermph* *aaaarrrrrrggghhh*", "*ARGHHHHH* almost there... almost there... this quick sand is rough. Good thing I've done gravitational training in Russia before. That was worse than this. One more push... *arghhh* *ARGHHHHHHHH* we did it! ", "GGRRRRAAGHGHGH!!!!! We are the greatest team of all time!!!!! No one can stop us!!!" ]

[ "Let's help each other get out of here. I want to be somewhere warm.", "Yes. We need to escape as soon as possible. Grab on to my stick and I'll help you.", "Let's do this. How did you end up in here?", "I was trying to find a nearby town. I took a shortcut through this jungle, but this pesky Quicksand fooled me.", "I was *oof* hold the stick still, sleeping in the back of a hay cart and I woke up here.", "The quick sand is making it hard to stay steady *grawww* hold on tighter. Quicksands are what I call the devil pits. They're evil.", "Devil pit, yes very *erm* ...creative. What kind of adventurer are you? Thief? Magic user? Big dumb oaf?", "I'm a world traveler. I like to experience new places. Seek out new cultures and traditions.", "What have you learned in your travels? I have never been outside the county.", "I've learned that the world is vast with opportunities. So much is out there. So much to see! *argh* here we go. 1...2...3....", "We are going to do this! *hermph* *aaaarrrrrrggghhh*", "*ARGHHHHH* almost there... almost there... this quick sand is rough. Good thing I've done gravitational training in Russia before. That was worse than this. One more push... *arghhh* *ARGHHHHHHHH* we did it! " ]

[ "Good day, bishop. Quite a fine church we have, don't you agree?", "I surely do! Our parishoners have doubled in number and some of the additions to the church has made it so beautiful.", "When I founded this church, I had no idea we would attract so many followers. ", "Here is a royal rosary for you, founder, handmade by craftsman in the king's court. I was just coming from there. They are exquisite, don't you think?", "Indeed. Let me get a closer look at the intricate details. ", "It took a fortnight to carve those beads by hand. I am impressed. The King gave me some as well. What an honor!", "That royal staff of yours looks very ornate as well! ", "Yes, I was shocked. A gift from the King last week. He appointed me to marry the prince next year and said I was to have this and use it in the wedding. I said I was a humble man and didn;t want to draw attention but he insisted. ", "What a generous King he is! I can't help but notice you carry a sceptre as well! Don't all these items get cumbersome? ", "I don't usually carry all these items at once but I was meeting with the king as well as reading some scriptures to the king's court today. Of course, I had to bring a plate and light incense as well. ", "You are stronger than you look then, bishop! I would barely be able to walk with all these items on me. ", "God gives me strength! Come...will you pray with me while you are here?" ]

[ "Hello! How do I find you this day? Well, I hope. ", "Good day, bishop. Quite a fine church we have, don't you agree?", "I surely do! Our parishoners have doubled in number and some of the additions to the church has made it so beautiful.", "When I founded this church, I had no idea we would attract so many followers. ", "Here is a royal rosary for you, founder, handmade by craftsman in the king's court. I was just coming from there. They are exquisite, don't you think?", "Indeed. Let me get a closer look at the intricate details. ", "It took a fortnight to carve those beads by hand. I am impressed. The King gave me some as well. What an honor!", "That royal staff of yours looks very ornate as well! ", "Yes, I was shocked. A gift from the King last week. He appointed me to marry the prince next year and said I was to have this and use it in the wedding. I said I was a humble man and didn;t want to draw attention but he insisted. ", "What a generous King he is! I can't help but notice you carry a sceptre as well! Don't all these items get cumbersome? ", "I don't usually carry all these items at once but I was meeting with the king as well as reading some scriptures to the king's court today. Of course, I had to bring a plate and light incense as well. ", "You are stronger than you look then, bishop! I would barely be able to walk with all these items on me. " ]

[ "I need a lot of support right now.", "Lizzard what has gone on here that there is so much carnage. What is it that you need?", "Falcons have preyed on my kind for far too long now, Priest. They killed most of my family. I'm desperate to find a deeper meaning to what we call life.", "I understand the circle of life and what each and every person and creature has to deal with in their lives. All have a cross to bear. No one is more important than the next", "Is there anyway for me to escape these falcons or am I doomed forever?", "You can never escape life. You can move and change scenery, but there will always be something else that invades a part of your life. There will always be obstacles.", "What if I die tomorrow though? Is that just the direction my life was meant to take?", "Why do you worry about dying? No one knows when they will die. So what is the point of worrying. It is pointless. You are here to enjoy, care and live life, not think of dying.", "I need to re-wire my brain then. Dying is all I think about. Especially since most of my family died so sudden.", "You need to take a higher life... prayer, care, live and enjoy!", "Thank you, Priest. I'll try to pray more. See life in a different light.", "Just remember life! Life is for the living. Live it to the best you can." ]

[ "Many souls out there that need a person to talk to and support.", "I need a lot of support right now.", "Lizzard what has gone on here that there is so much carnage. What is it that you need?", "Falcons have preyed on my kind for far too long now, Priest. They killed most of my family. I'm desperate to find a deeper meaning to what we call life.", "I understand the circle of life and what each and every person and creature has to deal with in their lives. All have a cross to bear. No one is more important than the next", "Is there anyway for me to escape these falcons or am I doomed forever?", "You can never escape life. You can move and change scenery, but there will always be something else that invades a part of your life. There will always be obstacles.", "What if I die tomorrow though? Is that just the direction my life was meant to take?", "Why do you worry about dying? No one knows when they will die. So what is the point of worrying. It is pointless. You are here to enjoy, care and live life, not think of dying.", "I need to re-wire my brain then. Dying is all I think about. Especially since most of my family died so sudden.", "You need to take a higher life... prayer, care, live and enjoy!", "Thank you, Priest. I'll try to pray more. See life in a different light." ]

[ "As you wish my queen, is there anything else I can do for you as well.", "Yes. Make me a margarita and make it strong. This whole day has stressed me out.", "With a hint of peach perhaps?", "I love peach. How did you know?", "It was just a feeling you could say.", "I like the taste of peach because it reminds me of being a kid. Riding bikes. I love riding bikes. My mom... Queen Elizabeth use to make me peach pies for dessert a lot. ", "It is interesting to hear about your childhood my queen, I am thankful that you brought me to the beach house.", "Yes. You're lucky I did too. I don't usually bring your kind out here. Only the most prestige get to experience this lifestyle. ", "I do understand my position as a lowly manservant, I take comfort in not being required to dance though.", "If I want you to dance... you will dance. However, I'm a queen who understands and has a good heart. I won't make you dance. You did enough by making me a margarita and bringing me a new cushion. You've been a good boy.", "Thank you my queen.", "I'll let you lay on the couch if you want to rest some. You've done good deeds today. " ]

[ "Please get me a new cushion for my throne.", "As you wish my queen, is there anything else I can do for you as well.", "Yes. Make me a margarita and make it strong. This whole day has stressed me out.", "With a hint of peach perhaps?", "I love peach. How did you know?", "It was just a feeling you could say.", "I like the taste of peach because it reminds me of being a kid. Riding bikes. I love riding bikes. My mom... Queen Elizabeth use to make me peach pies for dessert a lot. ", "It is interesting to hear about your childhood my queen, I am thankful that you brought me to the beach house.", "Yes. You're lucky I did too. I don't usually bring your kind out here. Only the most prestige get to experience this lifestyle. ", "I do understand my position as a lowly manservant, I take comfort in not being required to dance though.", "If I want you to dance... you will dance. However, I'm a queen who understands and has a good heart. I won't make you dance. You did enough by making me a margarita and bringing me a new cushion. You've been a good boy.", "Thank you my queen." ]

[ "Who might you be..... You look like a normal villager.", "I...um...I'm here to see if you're interested in coming to our theater troop's play this afternoon?", "You have came into the wrong house..... Turn back immediately and leave this area or I'll turn you into a frog!", "But we've invited the whole neighborhood! And....I thought it rude not to invite you... if you don't want to come, I'll be on my way...", "Well, I am quite lonely.... I suppose I'll tag along with some normal humans for once. Sorry for the rudeness.... I'm not used to guests.... Ever.", "See! That's what I told the others, but they didn't want to listen to me. ....can you really turn people into frogs?", "Yes! Wanna see for yourself?", "I've never seen someone turned into a frog before! Wow!", "I'll test it on you!", "Now wait! ....can you turn me back? I've never been a frog before, so what happens if I don't like it much?", "I can turn you back.... But everyone I know loves it.... You can jump higher, run faster, swim harder, anything you want!", "Wow! Witches really are knowledgeable. Have you been a frog before too?" ]

[ "Um, hello? Is anyone home?", "Who might you be..... You look like a normal villager.", "I...um...I'm here to see if you're interested in coming to our theater troop's play this afternoon?", "You have came into the wrong house..... Turn back immediately and leave this area or I'll turn you into a frog!", "But we've invited the whole neighborhood! And....I thought it rude not to invite you... if you don't want to come, I'll be on my way...", "Well, I am quite lonely.... I suppose I'll tag along with some normal humans for once. Sorry for the rudeness.... I'm not used to guests.... Ever.", "See! That's what I told the others, but they didn't want to listen to me. ....can you really turn people into frogs?", "Yes! Wanna see for yourself?", "I've never seen someone turned into a frog before! Wow!", "I'll test it on you!", "Now wait! ....can you turn me back? I've never been a frog before, so what happens if I don't like it much?", "I can turn you back.... But everyone I know loves it.... You can jump higher, run faster, swim harder, anything you want!" ]

[ "Isn't it, I love the seas, so much freedom...", "Aye, my feathered constant companion. I was thinkin' o sailin' to the Crystal Isles today.", "What have you heard is there? ", "Ahhh the Crystal Isles are said to be th' final restin' place of Pirate Davis the Dreaded! ", "And his hidden treasuresss?", "Indeed! Kin ye imagine what a sight it would be? All the gold, all the jewels... and the legendary scimitar!", "We'ill be the richest piratersss in the whole seven seas!!!", "This calls fer some celebratin'! Aye. Tis good to roam the seas a free man.", "Land Ahoy! I can the islands with my eagle-uhrr... parrot eyes!", "Down the hatch! Now, where's that treasure map we got back in Lionsport?", "I think you left it with Charlie One-Eye, always losing things that boy is.... Here he is! ", "Aye now! Settle down! Charlie ain't done nothin' to you. We'll never find any treasure if ye keep squabblin'." ]

[ "Ah, it be good to wake up fer another day o' sailing.", "Isn't it, I love the seas, so much freedom...", "Aye, my feathered constant companion. I was thinkin' o sailin' to the Crystal Isles today.", "What have you heard is there? ", "Ahhh the Crystal Isles are said to be th' final restin' place of Pirate Davis the Dreaded! ", "And his hidden treasuresss?", "Indeed! Kin ye imagine what a sight it would be? All the gold, all the jewels... and the legendary scimitar!", "We'ill be the richest piratersss in the whole seven seas!!!", "This calls fer some celebratin'! Aye. Tis good to roam the seas a free man.", "Land Ahoy! I can the islands with my eagle-uhrr... parrot eyes!", "Down the hatch! Now, where's that treasure map we got back in Lionsport?", "I think you left it with Charlie One-Eye, always losing things that boy is.... Here he is! " ]

[ "Well, my liege; it is kind of you to ask. And you?", "Oh I am getting by, just doing a walk around the tower to stretch the muscles.", "Please by cautious, your Grace; I have just finished mopping the floors and the flagstones may yet be wet and slick", "I will make certain to watch my step, thank you for the warning.", "Oh, and I believe Lord Wandleton has come to see you, your grace. I spied his carriage from the window.", "Hmm, what would bring Lord Wandleton here...", "You would of course be better than I, your Grace, I have heard only rumors...", "I did not send for him, what have you heard?", "These are but rumors of course, but I have heard it told that he ... desires Lady Isirla.", "Oh what nonsense, everyone knows they are cousins.", "Yes, of course, but so the rumors go, that is why he seeks your permission, as King, to allow such an unusual union", "I must speak to him immediately to clear this matter up." ]

[ "Servant, how are you this day?", "Well, my liege; it is kind of you to ask. And you?", "Oh I am getting by, just doing a walk around the tower to stretch the muscles.", "Please by cautious, your Grace; I have just finished mopping the floors and the flagstones may yet be wet and slick", "I will make certain to watch my step, thank you for the warning.", "Oh, and I believe Lord Wandleton has come to see you, your grace. I spied his carriage from the window.", "Hmm, what would bring Lord Wandleton here...", "You would of course be better than I, your Grace, I have heard only rumors...", "I did not send for him, what have you heard?", "These are but rumors of course, but I have heard it told that he ... desires Lady Isirla.", "Oh what nonsense, everyone knows they are cousins.", "Yes, of course, but so the rumors go, that is why he seeks your permission, as King, to allow such an unusual union" ]

[ "Hello sister, I am here because I have a prophesy.", "Anything, please! Speak unto me your words of prophecy!", "You must poison the King.", "I know you speak words of truth, Angel, and by the Grace of God I'll do what I must. But could you divulge for what reason I shall?", "He will kill millions of people with famine.", "When does our Lord wish for me to carry out his Earthly work?", "Tonight, it is why you came to this kitchen.", "To poison the King's meal before it leaves the kitchen?", "Yes you must do it.", "I fear I do not have it in my heart to kill any man, even if it is by God's word. Murder is a mortal sin.", "Trust me sister, this is in the best interest of the nation.", "Then I suppose I must do as our Lord commands. It " ]

[ "Do my own eyes deceive me? Is this one of God's own angels? Here in the palace kitchen?", "Hello sister, I am here because I have a prophesy.", "Anything, please! Speak unto me your words of prophecy!", "You must poison the King.", "I know you speak words of truth, Angel, and by the Grace of God I'll do what I must. But could you divulge for what reason I shall?", "He will kill millions of people with famine.", "When does our Lord wish for me to carry out his Earthly work?", "Tonight, it is why you came to this kitchen.", "To poison the King's meal before it leaves the kitchen?", "Yes you must do it.", "I fear I do not have it in my heart to kill any man, even if it is by God's word. Murder is a mortal sin.", "Trust me sister, this is in the best interest of the nation." ]

[ "Have you brought an offering for the king?", "I have a satchel filled with coins... Because I was thinking we'd need to pay for taxes and the like to be able to get a home here...", "It doesn't seem so filled to me, more like half filled if we're being honest.", "Oh really...? It's all we have. I do hope it's enough for the king...", "Don't fret, I'm sure the king will listen to your proposal. He is a just king, but he will only do what is best for the kingdom. There will be no charity.", "Right. I do hope he listens. Because this is important. My children are also rather starving, and without food to grow they may starve to death.", "You have a satchel half full of coins, there is no reason for you to starve. What types of crops do you know how to grow?", "Let's see... I know how to grow corn, pumpkins, beanstalks, carrots... potatoes...", "I'd focus on the beanstalks. The king loves beanstalks...but he hates carrots so I'd try not to mention them to the king.", "Alright, I'll keep the carrots out and mention the beanstalks. I understand now.", "Also, tell him how majestic his throne is. That will make him more favorable to you as well. Oh, and whatever you do, don't stare at his lazy eye.", "I understand - wait, does he have a lazy eye?!" ]

[ "Um.... Hello? Is it alright if I-I could speak to the king...? I need to ask him about a place. My family needs a place to properly raise our cows and grow our crops...", "Have you brought an offering for the king?", "I have a satchel filled with coins... Because I was thinking we'd need to pay for taxes and the like to be able to get a home here...", "It doesn't seem so filled to me, more like half filled if we're being honest.", "Oh really...? It's all we have. I do hope it's enough for the king...", "Don't fret, I'm sure the king will listen to your proposal. He is a just king, but he will only do what is best for the kingdom. There will be no charity.", "Right. I do hope he listens. Because this is important. My children are also rather starving, and without food to grow they may starve to death.", "You have a satchel half full of coins, there is no reason for you to starve. What types of crops do you know how to grow?", "Let's see... I know how to grow corn, pumpkins, beanstalks, carrots... potatoes...", "I'd focus on the beanstalks. The king loves beanstalks...but he hates carrots so I'd try not to mention them to the king.", "Alright, I'll keep the carrots out and mention the beanstalks. I understand now.", "Also, tell him how majestic his throne is. That will make him more favorable to you as well. Oh, and whatever you do, don't stare at his lazy eye." ]

[ "This is a small cottage kitchen but I think I could get something to cook for you. How do you feel about pheasant? ", "Pheasant would suffice.", "I also have some vegetables, potatoes and bread if you would like as well. I'd be happy to cook this up for you unless you prefer something else.", "I think I will simply take the pheasant, I do have to watch my figure afterall.", "Very well. Can I get you a wine or mead to drink while you wait?", "Wine would be fine, do you have any white?", "I have both red and white. Here is your wine. So what brings you to my small cottage?", "I simply sought a meal while I wait for my carriage.", "I see. Where do you hail from?", "The kingdom of Berthingtonhamtonsonshiretown", "Oh that is a nice place but I've never been to the kingdom of Berthingtonhamtonsonshiretown. I've only been as far out as Pershinguponthamesingtown", "That is still out quite a ways, at least you have been able to travel." ]

[ "Do you have any dishes fit for a refined lady such as myself?", "This is a small cottage kitchen but I think I could get something to cook for you. How do you feel about pheasant? ", "Pheasant would suffice.", "I also have some vegetables, potatoes and bread if you would like as well. I'd be happy to cook this up for you unless you prefer something else.", "I think I will simply take the pheasant, I do have to watch my figure afterall.", "Very well. Can I get you a wine or mead to drink while you wait?", "Wine would be fine, do you have any white?", "I have both red and white. Here is your wine. So what brings you to my small cottage?", "I simply sought a meal while I wait for my carriage.", "I see. Where do you hail from?", "The kingdom of Berthingtonhamtonsonshiretown", "Oh that is a nice place but I've never been to the kingdom of Berthingtonhamtonsonshiretown. I've only been as far out as Pershinguponthamesingtown" ]

[ "Woof! Do not blame me! I am a friendly dog!", "Dogs are the natural enemies of cats!", "We strays must stick together and not discriminate! ", "Ugh! don't squeeze so hard. I have had a decent drink of water or food since yesterday.....", "Woof! You're thirsty? There's a baby here, so there must be milk nearby!", "Milk! oh Milk! Yes, you're right, we can do more together. Where do you think this mild would be in a manor house such as thise?", "Try looking in the baby's bassinet. ", "What's a bassinet?", "The baby's bed looking thing. ", "Oh that thing that looks like a big picnic basket...I think I can get there if I jump on the bed first...", "Woof! The coast looks clear. Luckily, the parents aren't here to interfere. ", "OK, here I go.....Yikes! I think I woke the baby...Oh, there's the bottle, can you catch it in your mouth? Its too heavy for me." ]

[ "MEOW! You took my kittens.....", "Woof! Do not blame me! I am a friendly dog!", "Dogs are the natural enemies of cats!", "We strays must stick together and not discriminate! ", "Ugh! don't squeeze so hard. I have had a decent drink of water or food since yesterday.....", "Woof! You're thirsty? There's a baby here, so there must be milk nearby!", "Milk! oh Milk! Yes, you're right, we can do more together. Where do you think this mild would be in a manor house such as thise?", "Try looking in the baby's bassinet. ", "What's a bassinet?", "The baby's bed looking thing. ", "Oh that thing that looks like a big picnic basket...I think I can get there if I jump on the bed first...", "Woof! The coast looks clear. Luckily, the parents aren't here to interfere. " ]

[ "They run around in the mud and you can't catch them because of all the slimy mud, farmer.", "Well I know that, but how else am I to catch them?", "maybe instead corral them in a small pen. and then you can catch them. Why do you want to catch them?", "The queen is in dire need of them it seems....", "Is that going to be the feast?", "Oh no, nothing of the sort. Every year she gathers the servants to mud wrestle with pigs, it is a strange ritual of hers.", "Mud wrestling with pigs? What is wrong with her? She is a strange one indeed", "She has been a bit off ever since she was kicked in the head by one of the horses.", "Oh my god. Why doesn't someone see if she has ruptured a blood vessel. How can anyone not see how strange she is", "They just let her do as she wants for some reason.", "How many of these servants actually get engaged in this wrestling of pigs?", "Oh she makes all of them do it, it is quite a sight." ]

[ "These pigs are always so hard to catch.", "They run around in the mud and you can't catch them because of all the slimy mud, farmer.", "Well I know that, but how else am I to catch them?", "maybe instead corral them in a small pen. and then you can catch them. Why do you want to catch them?", "The queen is in dire need of them it seems....", "Is that going to be the feast?", "Oh no, nothing of the sort. Every year she gathers the servants to mud wrestle with pigs, it is a strange ritual of hers.", "Mud wrestling with pigs? What is wrong with her? She is a strange one indeed", "She has been a bit off ever since she was kicked in the head by one of the horses.", "Oh my god. Why doesn't someone see if she has ruptured a blood vessel. How can anyone not see how strange she is", "They just let her do as she wants for some reason.", "How many of these servants actually get engaged in this wrestling of pigs?" ]

[ "There's a small cemetery out back. Only the old priests get buried there anymore; not many folk would want to be buried beneath the sign of an Old God.", "Ahh I see. Well don't mind me. I'm just excavating. ", "Better watch where you stick your shovel. Bad feelings here, seep into the ground, the stones, after a while. Only reason they don't mind me is I'm returning these old priests back where they belong", "Oh I don't worry too much about priests and gods. I'm here to study. ", "What is it you're looking to find, anyway?", "Some say a great beast inhabited this land many eons ago. I'm looking for its bones. ", "Kinda funny, ain't it--you and I being here at the same time--I'm here to put bones in the ground and here you are to dig bones up", "Aye. That is humorous. Say, you tell me if you see any odd bones while you're digging right?", "Aye. I usually know where the bones are in the graveyard though, even when the markers are fallen or worn away. I'm likely only to find worms.", "Of course of course. Do you know how this tree got planted right here in the way by chance?", "It's an old tree, that elm. Been here as long as I can remember. Say, I can ask the priests though next time I see them.", "Excellent. I wonder if the dragons... I mean... great beasts used it as a roost. " ]

[ "What brings a grave digger to this temple?", "There's a small cemetery out back. Only the old priests get buried there anymore; not many folk would want to be buried beneath the sign of an Old God.", "Ahh I see. Well don't mind me. I'm just excavating. ", "Better watch where you stick your shovel. Bad feelings here, seep into the ground, the stones, after a while. Only reason they don't mind me is I'm returning these old priests back where they belong", "Oh I don't worry too much about priests and gods. I'm here to study. ", "What is it you're looking to find, anyway?", "Some say a great beast inhabited this land many eons ago. I'm looking for its bones. ", "Kinda funny, ain't it--you and I being here at the same time--I'm here to put bones in the ground and here you are to dig bones up", "Aye. That is humorous. Say, you tell me if you see any odd bones while you're digging right?", "Aye. I usually know where the bones are in the graveyard though, even when the markers are fallen or worn away. I'm likely only to find worms.", "Of course of course. Do you know how this tree got planted right here in the way by chance?", "It's an old tree, that elm. Been here as long as I can remember. Say, I can ask the priests though next time I see them." ]

[ "Why heeeeellllooooo little mouse friend! Are you on your way *hic* to see the Pumpkin Gnomes too?", "pumpkin gnomes...?", "Oh yes! *hic* The Pum...pu...pumpkin gnomes are the greatest little fellows. *hic* No one seems to hear them....but I can!", "It would seem you have a touch of madness.", "No I....I haven't touched the madness... *hic* I wouldn't touch something....that's not mine...", "Keep telling yourself that...", "So....little mouse friend.... Do you know *hic* where we are? I want to know...if y-you know where *hic* we are.", "It's a dungeon as you can see.", "Noooooo, silly friend. *hic* We're at the Fruit Gala! See?", "Whatever you say there buddy...", "The Pumpk...k..pumpkin gnomes told me about *hic* the wonderful Fruit Gala happening in the King's Basement. *hic*", "Maybe they could tell you a way out of here then?" ]

[ "-squeak squeak-", "Why heeeeellllooooo little mouse friend! Are you on your way *hic* to see the Pumpkin Gnomes too?", "pumpkin gnomes...?", "Oh yes! *hic* The Pum...pu...pumpkin gnomes are the greatest little fellows. *hic* No one seems to hear them....but I can!", "It would seem you have a touch of madness.", "No I....I haven't touched the madness... *hic* I wouldn't touch something....that's not mine...", "Keep telling yourself that...", "So....little mouse friend.... Do you know *hic* where we are? I want to know...if y-you know where *hic* we are.", "It's a dungeon as you can see.", "Noooooo, silly friend. *hic* We're at the Fruit Gala! See?", "Whatever you say there buddy...", "The Pumpk...k..pumpkin gnomes told me about *hic* the wonderful Fruit Gala happening in the King's Basement. *hic*" ]

[ "Yes, right before the church doors. He's asked me to arrange the appropriate payments and aid you in any way I can. I am the parishioner of this fine building. ", "I see here that the specifications mention that it is to be \"Large, yet welcoming. Powerful, but inclusive.\" Do you have any idea what that's supposed to mean?", "Well, our king fancies himself to fit that description. He wants it to be IMMENSE, taller than any regular man by three at least. I must admit I have no idea what he means by \"powerful, but inclusive.\" The two seem to contradict each other.", "A puzzle to be sure. And why out in front of the church gates? Perhaps that is the \"inclusive\" His Majesty is seeking to convey.", "For fear of treason, I doubt I can say my thoughts on the matter, save for the concept that in front of the church entrance is perhaps its own form of blasphemy. Do you imagine you can make the statue from marble of the same colour of the idols carved into the archway?", "I'll certainly bring up the idea when I present the final plans to the King. Do you know of a marble sculptor that you can recommend?", "I do know of one. He completed the idol of St. Francis, right above the door there. He lives in a city many days of riding away, but you could certainly send for him.", "Ah, what a lovely sculpture. Do you think he would be willing to work for the King?", "He may, for the right price. Though he may not be pleased with the location of the statue, feeling the same way as I do about conflating kings to the status of saints.", "Tell me, are the saints \"powerful and inclusive?\"", "I suppose it depends on who you ask. The carver Geoffrey could carve them in any way you request. He has a true talent.", "I see this. A true gift from God." ]

[ "So the King wants the statue of himself before the front doors?", "Yes, right before the church doors. He's asked me to arrange the appropriate payments and aid you in any way I can. I am the parishioner of this fine building. ", "I see here that the specifications mention that it is to be \"Large, yet welcoming. Powerful, but inclusive.\" Do you have any idea what that's supposed to mean?", "Well, our king fancies himself to fit that description. He wants it to be IMMENSE, taller than any regular man by three at least. I must admit I have no idea what he means by \"powerful, but inclusive.\" The two seem to contradict each other.", "A puzzle to be sure. And why out in front of the church gates? Perhaps that is the \"inclusive\" His Majesty is seeking to convey.", "For fear of treason, I doubt I can say my thoughts on the matter, save for the concept that in front of the church entrance is perhaps its own form of blasphemy. Do you imagine you can make the statue from marble of the same colour of the idols carved into the archway?", "I'll certainly bring up the idea when I present the final plans to the King. Do you know of a marble sculptor that you can recommend?", "I do know of one. He completed the idol of St. Francis, right above the door there. He lives in a city many days of riding away, but you could certainly send for him.", "Ah, what a lovely sculpture. Do you think he would be willing to work for the King?", "He may, for the right price. Though he may not be pleased with the location of the statue, feeling the same way as I do about conflating kings to the status of saints.", "Tell me, are the saints \"powerful and inclusive?\"", "I suppose it depends on who you ask. The carver Geoffrey could carve them in any way you request. He has a true talent." ]

[ "All the weapons are hanging on the walls. Test some of it out.", "What do you call this one?", "A great axe. 2 hand weapon. Packs a punch. How does it feel in your hands?", "It feels beautiful, like it was meant for me. Does it have magic?", "No. You can have a wizard place majic on it if you really want a majical weapon.", "Where is the nearest Wizard?", "I'm not sure. There is one in town though.", "You don't refer other people to them?", "No. This is my job. I do it well. You want something other than a weapon, not in my job description. Take the axe or leave it.", "Fine, I will take this axe.", "Great. May you smash many skulls in your upcoming battle. Come back if you need a repair. ", "How much is this here Chain Mail?" ]

[ "Hello blacksmith, we need weapons.", "All the weapons are hanging on the walls. Test some of it out.", "What do you call this one?", "A great axe. 2 hand weapon. Packs a punch. How does it feel in your hands?", "It feels beautiful, like it was meant for me. Does it have magic?", "No. You can have a wizard place majic on it if you really want a majical weapon.", "Where is the nearest Wizard?", "I'm not sure. There is one in town though.", "You don't refer other people to them?", "No. This is my job. I do it well. You want something other than a weapon, not in my job description. Take the axe or leave it.", "Fine, I will take this axe.", "Great. May you smash many skulls in your upcoming battle. Come back if you need a repair. " ]

[ "I wonder how this stone got so dirty?", "I am an ancient rock what would you expect?", "Hmmm...seems to be feces, how strange.", "Don't rub it in.", "Tell me something stone...Do you find me scary?", "No, I have a hard personality some have said. I am not easily phased.", "I knew it, I am such a failure.. why even bother. I would kill myself but...well you know.", "Upset over such a simple matter?", "It is my passion and I am terrible at it. What else do I have going on as a ghost? Besides, who are you to judge...sitting there covered in poop. ", "Again, it doesn't phase me. You are the one upset here remember that.", "Well I suppose I could roll you into the moat. At least clean you up a little.", "Do you not see how large I am, also I hate water." ]

[ "-sits in place-", "I wonder how this stone got so dirty?", "I am an ancient rock what would you expect?", "Hmmm...seems to be feces, how strange.", "Don't rub it in.", "Tell me something stone...Do you find me scary?", "No, I have a hard personality some have said. I am not easily phased.", "I knew it, I am such a failure.. why even bother. I would kill myself but...well you know.", "Upset over such a simple matter?", "It is my passion and I am terrible at it. What else do I have going on as a ghost? Besides, who are you to judge...sitting there covered in poop. ", "Again, it doesn't phase me. You are the one upset here remember that.", "Well I suppose I could roll you into the moat. At least clean you up a little." ]

[ "You are in MY palace, drinking MY wine and eating MY food. I suggest that you show more respect and gratitude.", "Fine fine, sorry! But we reallly want another party soon! I miss the music and the wine, my friends do too!", "Feel free to host - and pay for - your own party. That is if you are so desperate to have one.", "Alllright, but I'm not sure if it'll be as great as the parties you administer yourself!", "I am sure that you didn't notice but I am hardly wearing a party outfit or in a party mood. I am in armor because I am about to make sure that my men are ready for the upcoming hostilities.", "Man really? I didn't notice. Wearing armor seems weird. Shouldn't you like wear a crown and fancy robes and stuff?", "A crown and robes is hardly suitable attire for battle. When my army fights, I fight with them.", "Welll could we have a party then after you finish your big battle, maybe?", "Once I have crushed this silly little rebellion then I am sure that I will have cause to celebrate.", "Good good! I'm totally gonna get everything set up! Gonna make sure we have LOTS of food and drinks! ", "You courtiers think of nothing but amusement. You could never understand what it takes to keep this kingdom strong.", "Hey, we keep this kingdom strong and motivated by parties alone! I'm sure your army loves them!" ]

[ "Heeeey king, are you gonna have a party starting up soon? And if not soon can we make it happen right now?", "You are in MY palace, drinking MY wine and eating MY food. I suggest that you show more respect and gratitude.", "Fine fine, sorry! But we reallly want another party soon! I miss the music and the wine, my friends do too!", "Feel free to host - and pay for - your own party. That is if you are so desperate to have one.", "Alllright, but I'm not sure if it'll be as great as the parties you administer yourself!", "I am sure that you didn't notice but I am hardly wearing a party outfit or in a party mood. I am in armor because I am about to make sure that my men are ready for the upcoming hostilities.", "Man really? I didn't notice. Wearing armor seems weird. Shouldn't you like wear a crown and fancy robes and stuff?", "A crown and robes is hardly suitable attire for battle. When my army fights, I fight with them.", "Welll could we have a party then after you finish your big battle, maybe?", "Once I have crushed this silly little rebellion then I am sure that I will have cause to celebrate.", "Good good! I'm totally gonna get everything set up! Gonna make sure we have LOTS of food and drinks! ", "You courtiers think of nothing but amusement. You could never understand what it takes to keep this kingdom strong." ]

[ "Oh yes. I follow the knights everywhere. And you are a follower as well?", "Indeed. But the church employs me to play the organ to lift peoples spirits. ", "Ahh, so that is why you are here early...I just wanted to come see the jewel studded altar before the crowds arrived. There are so many of us.", "This place really is breathtaking. I am fortunate I get to work in such a beautiful environment. ", "Yes indeed. I have spent many years on the road following the knights. I have seen beautiful places as well as the battlefields.", "Say, how would you like to hear a bit of music to kill the time? ", "Well yes, that might be nice. I'll just have a seat on this wooden bench here, it that's ok.", "Here is a book of hymns. Perhaps you can choose one that you like.", "Thank you. What hymn are you playing? One in praise of the knights?", "Indeed. Why don't you sing along to the lyrics there? ", "I am just a follower. I can't read, but if you play the music I can follow along...", "To the knights in plate and chainmail, Keeping watch on the mountain height, Came a vision of Holy Grail" ]

[ "Hello, devout follower. You are early for the service. ", "Oh yes. I follow the knights everywhere. And you are a follower as well?", "Indeed. But the church employs me to play the organ to lift peoples spirits. ", "Ahh, so that is why you are here early...I just wanted to come see the jewel studded altar before the crowds arrived. There are so many of us.", "This place really is breathtaking. I am fortunate I get to work in such a beautiful environment. ", "Yes indeed. I have spent many years on the road following the knights. I have seen beautiful places as well as the battlefields.", "Say, how would you like to hear a bit of music to kill the time? ", "Well yes, that might be nice. I'll just have a seat on this wooden bench here, it that's ok.", "Here is a book of hymns. Perhaps you can choose one that you like.", "Thank you. What hymn are you playing? One in praise of the knights?", "Indeed. Why don't you sing along to the lyrics there? ", "I am just a follower. I can't read, but if you play the music I can follow along..." ]

[ "Oh what a joyous day for you to return!", "Yes it is my loyal subject. Now bow before me!", "-lets out a grunt while bowing-", "Gaze into my crystal ball and see the future of my realm.", "What is it showing my king?", "You are now my prophet insolent rat. You tell me!", "But sire, I am but a sewer rat I have no ability to tell the future.", "I suggest you gain the ability very quickly or I will have my servant make a stew out of you.", "Certainly sire, give me a moment to gaze into it.", "What great things do you see?", "Oh my king you gain vast riches!", "See you do have the ability to gaze into my crystal ball and see my true future." ]

[ "Hello rat. Your king has arrived!", "Oh what a joyous day for you to return!", "Yes it is my loyal subject. Now bow before me!", "-lets out a grunt while bowing-", "Gaze into my crystal ball and see the future of my realm.", "What is it showing my king?", "You are now my prophet insolent rat. You tell me!", "But sire, I am but a sewer rat I have no ability to tell the future.", "I suggest you gain the ability very quickly or I will have my servant make a stew out of you.", "Certainly sire, give me a moment to gaze into it.", "What great things do you see?", "Oh my king you gain vast riches!" ]

[ "You are here all alone. There is literally no one here.", "Yes, I gathered that. It is a desolate life I lead in a desolate land. What else is there to do but laugh.", "Have you tried talking to the scorpion. Surely that's better than sitting here talking to no one.", "I might get a better conversation from him. But I would be scared to get too close that he may sting me. And then there definitely would be no one,", "I don't worry about him stinging me, or you eating me, or really anything. It is probably the biggest perk of being me. What's the best part about being a vulture?", "I don't think there is a best part of being a vulture. We are the bottom feeders of the world hahaha", "You seem perfectly fine to me. At least you exist, which is more than I can say for myself. ", "Oh yes I exist! Now how does that sound? I exist. I'm not living life, I exist. hahaha", "Also, you're not a murderer. You don't kill things, you just wait for them to die. It's a very noble way of living.", "You have got to be kidding! I'm in a hurry for someone to die!", "Do you really think you are talking to no one, or is this just a hallucination. Maybe I'm just a mirage in this desert.", "Now I've got someone trying to reason whether I'm talking to him or he's talking to me " ]

[ "Oh god another day looking for a dead body to consume. And now there is no one around.", "You are here all alone. There is literally no one here.", "Yes, I gathered that. It is a desolate life I lead in a desolate land. What else is there to do but laugh.", "Have you tried talking to the scorpion. Surely that's better than sitting here talking to no one.", "I might get a better conversation from him. But I would be scared to get too close that he may sting me. And then there definitely would be no one,", "I don't worry about him stinging me, or you eating me, or really anything. It is probably the biggest perk of being me. What's the best part about being a vulture?", "I don't think there is a best part of being a vulture. We are the bottom feeders of the world hahaha", "You seem perfectly fine to me. At least you exist, which is more than I can say for myself. ", "Oh yes I exist! Now how does that sound? I exist. I'm not living life, I exist. hahaha", "Also, you're not a murderer. You don't kill things, you just wait for them to die. It's a very noble way of living.", "You have got to be kidding! I'm in a hurry for someone to die!", "Do you really think you are talking to no one, or is this just a hallucination. Maybe I'm just a mirage in this desert." ]

[ "You are disturbing a official expedition. I'll have you know I'm a member of the Imperial College.", "Ha Imperial College? Whats that! Come on, just give me what you have or ill ruin your little expedition.", "I have several colleagues and a spearman of the Guard just outside the temple. Do you mean to fight through us all?", "Wow now. Lets just take it easy.... What exactly is this expedition for anyways?", "We are standing beneath aTemple of Ara'anos. They might not mean much to you, but these markings are clearly late Second Dynasty. The priests of Ara'anos during that age were rumored to experiment in using combination of blood magic and transfiguration to create hybrids of man and beast. We aim to look for evidence of these tales.", "This sounds very serious... I took this from one of the chambers.. I was planning to sell it but now that seems like a bad idea. This seems bigger than my petty greed.", "Well...perhaps I misjudged you. I am Bregos of Taccus. What is your name?", "I am Nicolas. I wasn't always a bandit you know.. I just found myself in a bad sitation. How did you get yourself into this expedition?", "Well...to be honest, many at the university think my ideas are nonsense. I think they granted me funding for this expedition to get rid as much as anything.", "But this expedition, it has things to do with rituals and blood magic! How would they think its nonsense? Did you discover this here temple?", "The ruins on the surface are well documented. Some original tablets from the temple archives even survive at the Library of Silus. But there are no recorded excavations of these catacombs.", "Wow, well maybe I can help you excavate! I have a good set of working hands and it would be nice to do something other than steal for once! How does that sound?" ]

[ "You archaeologist! Give me everything you have or I will take your life!", "You are disturbing a official expedition. I'll have you know I'm a member of the Imperial College.", "Ha Imperial College? Whats that! Come on, just give me what you have or ill ruin your little expedition.", "I have several colleagues and a spearman of the Guard just outside the temple. Do you mean to fight through us all?", "Wow now. Lets just take it easy.... What exactly is this expedition for anyways?", "We are standing beneath aTemple of Ara'anos. They might not mean much to you, but these markings are clearly late Second Dynasty. The priests of Ara'anos during that age were rumored to experiment in using combination of blood magic and transfiguration to create hybrids of man and beast. We aim to look for evidence of these tales.", "This sounds very serious... I took this from one of the chambers.. I was planning to sell it but now that seems like a bad idea. This seems bigger than my petty greed.", "Well...perhaps I misjudged you. I am Bregos of Taccus. What is your name?", "I am Nicolas. I wasn't always a bandit you know.. I just found myself in a bad sitation. How did you get yourself into this expedition?", "Well...to be honest, many at the university think my ideas are nonsense. I think they granted me funding for this expedition to get rid as much as anything.", "But this expedition, it has things to do with rituals and blood magic! How would they think its nonsense? Did you discover this here temple?", "The ruins on the surface are well documented. Some original tablets from the temple archives even survive at the Library of Silus. But there are no recorded excavations of these catacombs." ]

[ "Ah a talking monkey! Okay.", "Yes, yes. Most people are shocked when they hear me talk. What brings you to his small hut?", "I'm looking for a new place to stay for awhile. My life is on the road and I like it that way. ", "I understand. I like to come here to seek safety from the occasional dangers from the tropical forest. Cougars are deadly out there and they don't like monkeys.", "It's a little dingy though isn't it?", "Yes it is. I want to spruce it up one day, but it's hard being a monkey. I would like the walls to be painted a bright color, but the problem is there's mold in here. Technically this entire hut should be scraped and re-built but that takes time and a lot of home improvements skills I don't have.", "Hm. That sounds like too much work. You should try living in a tree. ", "I would more often, but animals out in the jungle are too crazy. I'm an introvert monkey. Plus those jaguars and cougars scare me.", "What about that spider? That doesn't bother you? ", "Oh no. That's my friend Jeff. He's friendly. I met him here a couple years ago.", "Don't monkeys ... eat... bugs though?", "Yes, but Jeff is a special spider that I care dearly for. It's an odd friendship on the outside, but we make it work. Don't judge a book by it's cover humans say." ]

[ "Hi traveler", "Ah a talking monkey! Okay.", "Yes, yes. Most people are shocked when they hear me talk. What brings you to his small hut?", "I'm looking for a new place to stay for awhile. My life is on the road and I like it that way. ", "I understand. I like to come here to seek safety from the occasional dangers from the tropical forest. Cougars are deadly out there and they don't like monkeys.", "It's a little dingy though isn't it?", "Yes it is. I want to spruce it up one day, but it's hard being a monkey. I would like the walls to be painted a bright color, but the problem is there's mold in here. Technically this entire hut should be scraped and re-built but that takes time and a lot of home improvements skills I don't have.", "Hm. That sounds like too much work. You should try living in a tree. ", "I would more often, but animals out in the jungle are too crazy. I'm an introvert monkey. Plus those jaguars and cougars scare me.", "What about that spider? That doesn't bother you? ", "Oh no. That's my friend Jeff. He's friendly. I met him here a couple years ago.", "Don't monkeys ... eat... bugs though?" ]

[ "What a messy work environment. I think I'll stay. Watch how you do this. I have always been interested in mining.", "Well, its pretty simple really. I just break these rocks, shake them through a sift and see if i find anything that looks nice and take that back to be proccessed. May I ask how you ended up homeless?", "A series of unfortunate events led me here. I pray every day for a brighter future. I have hope that it will get better one day. ", "I make lots of riches here in this mine! Maybe you could help me and we could split the profit! Two working hands is always better than one!", "Really? Do you have the authority to give me a job? I would love the opportunity!", "Oh yes of course! Here you can carry what I mine in this and help me sift it! How does that sound!", "It sounds delightful. Thank you! Thank you!", "Of course! Anything to help another man out. Tell me, what's your name?", "Sam. Yours?", "Mine is Jack! This cave is really far from any civilization, where are you from Sam?", "All over. I move. I'm homeless. ", "Well if you work with me then you wont be for long! Come on Sam, lets get to work!" ]

[ "Homeless man. I request that you leave so that I can mine this area.", "What a messy work environment. I think I'll stay. Watch how you do this. I have always been interested in mining.", "Well, its pretty simple really. I just break these rocks, shake them through a sift and see if i find anything that looks nice and take that back to be proccessed. May I ask how you ended up homeless?", "A series of unfortunate events led me here. I pray every day for a brighter future. I have hope that it will get better one day. ", "I make lots of riches here in this mine! Maybe you could help me and we could split the profit! Two working hands is always better than one!", "Really? Do you have the authority to give me a job? I would love the opportunity!", "Oh yes of course! Here you can carry what I mine in this and help me sift it! How does that sound!", "It sounds delightful. Thank you! Thank you!", "Of course! Anything to help another man out. Tell me, what's your name?", "Sam. Yours?", "Mine is Jack! This cave is really far from any civilization, where are you from Sam?", "All over. I move. I'm homeless. " ]

[ "Neighhhh, that's what we are asking.", "By the gods, a talking horse!", "I am your horse King, you know I speak.", "It seemed to have slipped my mind .. most probably because I don't ride as often as I used to. Are you being well taken care of?", "Of course, except that stable master hasn't done our daily brushings!", "That is odd. I do hope that he is well. In the meantime I shall instruct one of the grooms to take care of it.", "Also can we clean out this stable. It smells terrible. He hasn't been by to clean either. ", "I can have that taken care of, too. When was the last time you saw the stable master?", "A week ago I think.", "Oh dear! I will have to send people to find him and makes sure that he is well. This is most unlike him. I will have the grooms and stablehands take care of your care and get this place cleaned up.", "Yes he is usually a nice human.", "Is everything else okay? Is your feed adequate?" ]

[ "Where on earth is my stable master?", "Neighhhh, that's what we are asking.", "By the gods, a talking horse!", "I am your horse King, you know I speak.", "It seemed to have slipped my mind .. most probably because I don't ride as often as I used to. Are you being well taken care of?", "Of course, except that stable master hasn't done our daily brushings!", "That is odd. I do hope that he is well. In the meantime I shall instruct one of the grooms to take care of it.", "Also can we clean out this stable. It smells terrible. He hasn't been by to clean either. ", "I can have that taken care of, too. When was the last time you saw the stable master?", "A week ago I think.", "Oh dear! I will have to send people to find him and makes sure that he is well. This is most unlike him. I will have the grooms and stablehands take care of your care and get this place cleaned up.", "Yes he is usually a nice human." ]

[ "Yes. It seems like theres an enemy army afoot...", "Well, please go on servant! Tell me what you know.", "They're from the kingdom to the east. They're planning to conquer the kingdom and steal everyone's possessions, then take more of the land for theirselves.", "How do they plan on doing so? What are their plans? ", "They plan for an invasion of our kingdom at dawn, when nobodies expecting it. They're bringing their best army members, along with a witch to help them.", "And where is your information coming from?", "I overheard it while I was in the forest gathering crops, some from the eastern kingdom were observing our kingdom up close and talking.", "There is no time to lose then! Please! Fetch the Knights and have them meet at once!", "Will do, my king. I'll be on my way. Anything else that I should do?", "Keep your calm when gathering the Knights. We mustn't alert anyone in the castle to the threat. It is no good for our defenses that way.", "Understood, I'm keeping my calm. Despite my anxieties. I'll only gather the knights then warn them.", "Leave any sense of urgency with me. I do have to ask you to come along with the Knights to the discussion table. You are our only witness to the plot at hand! " ]

[ "Good afternoon. Have you any news?", "Yes. It seems like theres an enemy army afoot...", "Well, please go on servant! Tell me what you know.", "They're from the kingdom to the east. They're planning to conquer the kingdom and steal everyone's possessions, then take more of the land for theirselves.", "How do they plan on doing so? What are their plans? ", "They plan for an invasion of our kingdom at dawn, when nobodies expecting it. They're bringing their best army members, along with a witch to help them.", "And where is your information coming from?", "I overheard it while I was in the forest gathering crops, some from the eastern kingdom were observing our kingdom up close and talking.", "There is no time to lose then! Please! Fetch the Knights and have them meet at once!", "Will do, my king. I'll be on my way. Anything else that I should do?", "Keep your calm when gathering the Knights. We mustn't alert anyone in the castle to the threat. It is no good for our defenses that way.", "Understood, I'm keeping my calm. Despite my anxieties. I'll only gather the knights then warn them." ]

[ "OOH a chicken! Looks so so tasty! I haven't eaten in a while!", "The only thing here is a fox that seems to be hunting chickens, yet I see none.", "I'm coming for you chicken! Im coming! Oh... it was just another shrub again.. I was sure it was a chicken this time! Ohhh a person! Hey there do you have any chickens sir?", "Must be delusional with hunger or something...", "Hi can you hear me sir? I was wondering if you have any chickens.", "I do not, as you can see this island is devoid of such things.", "Really? I see them all the time! But I can never seem to catch any for some strange reason..", "That is because they are all in your mind...", "What do you mean?! Im just imagining things?!", "That is what I have been trying to tell you. I am but a lone human here, aside from myself and you all that is here are those bones.", "Oh yes.. I suppose you are right. How can we get off here.... how did you even get here??", "You see the parts washing up? I was shipwrecked." ]

[ "This island can get so lonely.", "OOH a chicken! Looks so so tasty! I haven't eaten in a while!", "The only thing here is a fox that seems to be hunting chickens, yet I see none.", "I'm coming for you chicken! Im coming! Oh... it was just another shrub again.. I was sure it was a chicken this time! Ohhh a person! Hey there do you have any chickens sir?", "Must be delusional with hunger or something...", "Hi can you hear me sir? I was wondering if you have any chickens.", "I do not, as you can see this island is devoid of such things.", "Really? I see them all the time! But I can never seem to catch any for some strange reason..", "That is because they are all in your mind...", "What do you mean?! Im just imagining things?!", "That is what I have been trying to tell you. I am but a lone human here, aside from myself and you all that is here are those bones.", "Oh yes.. I suppose you are right. How can we get off here.... how did you even get here??" ]

[ "I don't know why I would.", "Usually humans don't like my kind. They think we're creepy.", "I am here just to keep an eye on this coming execution, I worry not for rats.", "What did the guy do to get this execution?", "He evaded the kings taxes.", "That's terrible. I guess he's got whats coming to him. I don't understand people who commit crimes when they're just going to get caught.", "Desperation I would imagine, it never works out well.", "Do you ever feel any bit uneasy witnessing executions? ", "One becomes hardened to it with time, I have seen a number of deaths both here and in battle.", "Is life ever \"normal\" again though? Is life always depressing now for you? I would always be suspicious of people.", "Depressing? I would not say so, you simply become used to such things.", "You're a tough human then. I consider myself a tough rat as well. Life isn't all that glamorous scavenging for scraps everyday. " ]

[ "Don't touch me. I'm getting food and I'm hungry,", "I don't know why I would.", "Usually humans don't like my kind. They think we're creepy.", "I am here just to keep an eye on this coming execution, I worry not for rats.", "What did the guy do to get this execution?", "He evaded the kings taxes.", "That's terrible. I guess he's got whats coming to him. I don't understand people who commit crimes when they're just going to get caught.", "Desperation I would imagine, it never works out well.", "Do you ever feel any bit uneasy witnessing executions? ", "One becomes hardened to it with time, I have seen a number of deaths both here and in battle.", "Is life ever \"normal\" again though? Is life always depressing now for you? I would always be suspicious of people.", "Depressing? I would not say so, you simply become used to such things." ]

[ "Oh yes this is the most comfortable of places. What have you been doing while I was gone traveling?", "Just relaxing, drinking a little wine, having a little food. How were your travels?", "They were great. I collected things to sell down in elderville and went up north to scotsland and made a huge profit. Now im finally back to relax.", "You must be very excited that you made a bundle today. You were very lucky to have done wel.", "Oh yes, I actually have some left over spice from elderville if you want it. They call it \"cinnamon\" its very rare in other parts but it has an amazing smell.", "Oh let me smell it. That is a wonderful smell. What can you do with it?", "It tastes even better than it smells, you can put it in cakes or any other sweet thing and make it delicious! It comes straight from the bark of a tree!", "And it smells this good? That is a wonderful spice! What else did you find on your travels?", "I found a few more spices, none quite as nice as this one though. I have some beautifully crafted elven blades I would sell too. You see?", "You are a very clever, and talented man! How did you learn so much in your life?", "One learns a lot from traveling! Have you ever traveled?", "Nothing like you. But I do have the itch to travel every so often. you must never have a boring moment." ]

[ "What a very comfortable and quaint place to land in for a nice rest.", "Oh yes this is the most comfortable of places. What have you been doing while I was gone traveling?", "Just relaxing, drinking a little wine, having a little food. How were your travels?", "They were great. I collected things to sell down in elderville and went up north to scotsland and made a huge profit. Now im finally back to relax.", "You must be very excited that you made a bundle today. You were very lucky to have done wel.", "Oh yes, I actually have some left over spice from elderville if you want it. They call it \"cinnamon\" its very rare in other parts but it has an amazing smell.", "Oh let me smell it. That is a wonderful smell. What can you do with it?", "It tastes even better than it smells, you can put it in cakes or any other sweet thing and make it delicious! It comes straight from the bark of a tree!", "And it smells this good? That is a wonderful spice! What else did you find on your travels?", "I found a few more spices, none quite as nice as this one though. I have some beautifully crafted elven blades I would sell too. You see?", "You are a very clever, and talented man! How did you learn so much in your life?", "One learns a lot from traveling! Have you ever traveled?" ]

[ "Villager! you have been brought here today for punishment of your sins. Are you prepared to confess?", "But I have done nothing?!", "You have been accused and you fail to repent!! Confess all, confess all so that God will lessen the pain of the whip.", "Accused of what exactly? I never went into the forbidden forest?", "You have stolen from the fruit of the forbidden tree. You must confess.", "But as I just said I did not enter, I simply thought of doing so as many of the villagers have!", "Theft is a sin, a sin I tell you. You must confess YOUR sins!!!", "While I may understand that, as I have told you I did not do it! What proof do you have?", "You must be possessed of some demon, a victim of the dark arts.... I must perform an exorcism to clear your mind. My crucifix, someone bring me my crucifix!!!", "Ahh this blame without any evidence and you call yourself a man of god?", "Demon, Devil Beelzebub, Lucifer, you have no power over this poor villager, be gone, be gone, I command you in the name of god..Ominus Omnipotus, Vanqiquis...be gone that he may confess his sins before God and Man.", "This one seems incapable of listening to reason." ]

[ "Good priest!", "Villager! you have been brought here today for punishment of your sins. Are you prepared to confess?", "But I have done nothing?!", "You have been accused and you fail to repent!! Confess all, confess all so that God will lessen the pain of the whip.", "Accused of what exactly? I never went into the forbidden forest?", "You have stolen from the fruit of the forbidden tree. You must confess.", "But as I just said I did not enter, I simply thought of doing so as many of the villagers have!", "Theft is a sin, a sin I tell you. You must confess YOUR sins!!!", "While I may understand that, as I have told you I did not do it! What proof do you have?", "You must be possessed of some demon, a victim of the dark arts.... I must perform an exorcism to clear your mind. My crucifix, someone bring me my crucifix!!!", "Ahh this blame without any evidence and you call yourself a man of god?", "Demon, Devil Beelzebub, Lucifer, you have no power over this poor villager, be gone, be gone, I command you in the name of god..Ominus Omnipotus, Vanqiquis...be gone that he may confess his sins before God and Man." ]

[ "Don't bark at me, dog. I don't want to be here either.", ".....bark.", "If you know what's best for you, you'll keep quiet, mutt. I see why the others despise the King's dogs. ", "grrrrr....*chomp*", "Ugh! I", "Bark bark. *chomp* ....bwark.", "I'm trapped in this cage with rats and mutts! Disgusting! I will never forgive the King for betraying me. ...What.. did I hear a key clang when you chomped on that skeleton?", "Bwark?", "Oh! What a good dog! I've changed my mind about you, pup! With this key and chain, I'll find my way down from this ridiculous prison tower. ", "Woof! *tail wag*", "Let's get these ridiculous chains off! Huff! I can barely breathe because of this dreadful altitude. ", "Bark! Bark! *grrrrr*" ]

[ "*grrrrrrrr* BARK BARK.", "Don't bark at me, dog. I don't want to be here either.", ".....bark.", "If you know what's best for you, you'll keep quiet, mutt. I see why the others despise the King's dogs. ", "grrrrr....*chomp*", "Ugh! I", "Bark bark. *chomp* ....bwark.", "I'm trapped in this cage with rats and mutts! Disgusting! I will never forgive the King for betraying me. ...What.. did I hear a key clang when you chomped on that skeleton?", "Bwark?", "Oh! What a good dog! I've changed my mind about you, pup! With this key and chain, I'll find my way down from this ridiculous prison tower. ", "Woof! *tail wag*", "Let's get these ridiculous chains off! Huff! I can barely breathe because of this dreadful altitude. " ]

[ "Oh dear, am I interrupting something?", "Interrupting? No. I'm merely reminding my idiot maid to take better care of her mistress.", "Perhaps I can be of service. I specialize in procuring any type of goods in the kingdom", "And what good could that possibly do me? ", "I overheard you needed a gown for the betrothal ball. ", "I do! The perfect one is here, but she's spilled dye onto it while cleaning my underthings!", "Don't you just hate incompetent servants? ", "This one in particular. She only manages to keep this job because she is a third cousin of mine. If she were not a relation, I'd have her thrown in the stocks and invite the villagers to throw their rotten tomatoes at her dullard face.", "She should be grateful you are a patient monarch then. I would have punished her far worse for such a blunder. ", "I've been too gracious with her thus far. So, you've captured my attention. What is it you can do for me?", "I am sure I can find a replacement gown for you, your majesty. One that is equally stunning, if not more so!", "How long would I have to wait for such an impressive gown? The ball is being held in three nights from now." ]