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[ "Hey there big man, wow a snake! Watch out!", "Ah! I hate snakes! Hey, wait. You're an iguana. How are you talking?", "I dont know, I thought all iguanas could talk... Is that not normal?", "Um...I don't think so? I guess I don't know that many iguanas. Being a king keeps me pretty busy.", "Haha you're a king? What are you doing out here in this cactus field all alone?", "It is my duty to make decisions that are best for my people. But, I was raised as royalty. I have never lived as a common person. It is very difficult. I needed some time to think, away from those who have always lived as I have. And maybe a chance to meet and speak with ordinary people. ", "Thats great! Im glad you think that way. You must be a great king.", "I...I don't know about that. Sometimes I wish I were never king. What if I make the wrong decision?", "Well nobody is perfect, and someone has to make the decisions for the rest of the people. I'm sure you are doing a good job.", "I hope so...So what is it like, being an iguana?", "Well I pretty much just walk around all day eating bugs.. Its never anything to worry about except when scary men with spears chase me. I can climb trees so thats pretty cool. Whats it like being king?", "I hate it. There's so much pressure! Everyone always looks to me to make decisions. I am responsible for deciding the fate of this entire country. But I don't know what is best. I don't even know how someone figures out what is best." ]

[ "Aye. Are the fish biting today?", "More or less, want to give it a go?", "Thanks. Okay, casting out. Not sure I've seen you before. Name's Garm. What's yours?", "Mines Earl. I'm from a village up south but I come down here to fish every once in a while when i'm not working. It helps me relax.", "Aye, that must be why. I've got a farm out east on the road to Weatherby. Just came to town for the market.", "Weatherby!? Thats the town that was attacked by dragons right?! Were you there?", "I was far enough out, missed the whole thing. Just saw smoke over the hill. My wife says she saw a shadow overhead, but that's the all of it; wish I had a better story to tell.", "Well you're lucky you didn't get hurt! Nothing interesting like that happens in Eldersville.", "The way I see, dragons going to be awful busy if they want to burn up every small farm, so I ain't too a-feared. Still, strange times these days...", "Haha i guess you're right. I heard the big city is preparing their troops for if any decide to attack are them.", "Fish don'", "Didn't catch anything? That's too bad. I guess its time I get going anyways. I already caught 2 trouts so Ill bring them home for dinner." ]

[ "Hi there! Are you coming out here to fish too?", "Aye. Are the fish biting today?", "More or less, want to give it a go?", "Thanks. Okay, casting out. Not sure I've seen you before. Name's Garm. What's yours?", "Mines Earl. I'm from a village up south but I come down here to fish every once in a while when i'm not working. It helps me relax.", "Aye, that must be why. I've got a farm out east on the road to Weatherby. Just came to town for the market.", "Weatherby!? Thats the town that was attacked by dragons right?! Were you there?", "I was far enough out, missed the whole thing. Just saw smoke over the hill. My wife says she saw a shadow overhead, but that's the all of it; wish I had a better story to tell.", "Well you're lucky you didn't get hurt! Nothing interesting like that happens in Eldersville.", "The way I see, dragons going to be awful busy if they want to burn up every small farm, so I ain't too a-feared. Still, strange times these days...", "Haha i guess you're right. I heard the big city is preparing their troops for if any decide to attack are them.", "Fish don'" ]

[ "What's wrong? Should I be concerned? ", "AAAH IT TALKS! Wow now sorry! I didnt mean to offend you I just didn't know you could talk", "Aww! Please tell me you're not afraid of a little spider like me. ", "Well..... I mean... you do have 18 eyes all over your body and 8 legs with hairy skin...", "Hmmm...I guess I never thought of it that way. Well, I'm not scary, see?", "Aw you're actually kind of cute. Do you live in that corner little one?", "I do. I unfortunately eat bugs, but I think it might help you humans out a little. They seem to expecially appreciate when I eat the mosquitos and bees. ", "Oh yeah mosquitos are the worst.. but I guess you must like them. Well thanks for keeping this area of prayer clear of them!", "Sure! What more do you need to do to prepare?", "Well I just need this idol and then to start reciting my prayers. Are you religious little spider?", "I am. I get to hear every service! The priest must really trust you to get everything prepared for tonight. ", "It's not so difficult really. I just put things in order and choose a few verses from the bible. Why dont you join us for this service?" ]

[ "AAH a spider! I can't focus with that in here!", "What's wrong? Should I be concerned? ", "AAAH IT TALKS! Wow now sorry! I didnt mean to offend you I just didn't know you could talk", "Aww! Please tell me you're not afraid of a little spider like me. ", "Well..... I mean... you do have 18 eyes all over your body and 8 legs with hairy skin...", "Hmmm...I guess I never thought of it that way. Well, I'm not scary, see?", "Aw you're actually kind of cute. Do you live in that corner little one?", "I do. I unfortunately eat bugs, but I think it might help you humans out a little. They seem to expecially appreciate when I eat the mosquitos and bees. ", "Oh yeah mosquitos are the worst.. but I guess you must like them. Well thanks for keeping this area of prayer clear of them!", "Sure! What more do you need to do to prepare?", "Well I just need this idol and then to start reciting my prayers. Are you religious little spider?", "I am. I get to hear every service! The priest must really trust you to get everything prepared for tonight. " ]

[ "Indeed. Are you a follower of GloopdeGloo?", "Who is that founder?", "Only the greatest company in the world. I am the founder. You have never heard of us?", "No. I have not! I stick to following the knights here in the village.", "You wouldn't even need knights if you had GloopdeGloo. We are far better!", "Well I will always follow the knights and so will everyone else in this village", "It's attitudes like that that make us fail. It can't be because we are incompetent. It's your fault!", "Well let's see now we've gone from a discussion to blaming for what? We believe in one thing and you believe in another. And that's okay with me. Why is not okay with you?", "Because our business is failing and I'm going to be homeless. What would you have me do?", "How is that our fault? Now the truth comes out. If you are in need of help our church will help you. Go to them", "I told you the truth. We need acolytes to spread the word of our great company and you said no. The church only cares about one thing and it's not GloopdeGloo", "Well it seems that if your business is failing, then it is not the right business. and you cannot force people to join you." ]

[ "Praise be to the lord!", "Indeed. Are you a follower of GloopdeGloo?", "Who is that founder?", "Only the greatest company in the world. I am the founder. You have never heard of us?", "No. I have not! I stick to following the knights here in the village.", "You wouldn't even need knights if you had GloopdeGloo. We are far better!", "Well I will always follow the knights and so will everyone else in this village", "It's attitudes like that that make us fail. It can't be because we are incompetent. It's your fault!", "Well let's see now we've gone from a discussion to blaming for what? We believe in one thing and you believe in another. And that's okay with me. Why is not okay with you?", "Because our business is failing and I'm going to be homeless. What would you have me do?", "How is that our fault? Now the truth comes out. If you are in need of help our church will help you. Go to them", "I told you the truth. We need acolytes to spread the word of our great company and you said no. The church only cares about one thing and it's not GloopdeGloo" ]

[ "Don't move, friend! The more you shift, the faster you sink! Let me find something for you to grab on to....", "Thank you. You must know a lot. I just arrived from across the sea. We don't have Quicksand there.", "Well I'm sure you'll be... quicker... to be on the look out for one now.", "Haha. Yeah, I should be. I don't want to be too quick and end up with the poor critters at the bottom of the pit.", "Here, stretch out your hand a bit and grasp this.", "I can't seem to reach it, can you find a longer one? I will try to stay still.", "Hm, let me see... Oh this shrubbery maybe? Fortunately from outrunning boulders and tribesmen I'm pretty fit, so I think if I just... grasp it here... phew...ok, here it goes!", "Ahh, yes. That seemed to do the trick. Thanks for getting me out of that pit.", "I'd give you a congratulatory hug but... you're a bit muddy.", "Here, I must pay you back for saving my life.", "Oh, please, I wouldn't dream of it! The least I can do to a fellow traveller.", "No, I insist. It is the only thing that didn't get muddy. Besides, I have plenty more back home." ]

[ "I really should have watched were I was going so I didn't end up in this Quicksand Pit", "Don't move, friend! The more you shift, the faster you sink! Let me find something for you to grab on to....", "Thank you. You must know a lot. I just arrived from across the sea. We don't have Quicksand there.", "Well I'm sure you'll be... quicker... to be on the look out for one now.", "Haha. Yeah, I should be. I don't want to be too quick and end up with the poor critters at the bottom of the pit.", "Here, stretch out your hand a bit and grasp this.", "I can't seem to reach it, can you find a longer one? I will try to stay still.", "Hm, let me see... Oh this shrubbery maybe? Fortunately from outrunning boulders and tribesmen I'm pretty fit, so I think if I just... grasp it here... phew...ok, here it goes!", "Ahh, yes. That seemed to do the trick. Thanks for getting me out of that pit.", "I'd give you a congratulatory hug but... you're a bit muddy.", "Here, I must pay you back for saving my life.", "Oh, please, I wouldn't dream of it! The least I can do to a fellow traveller." ]

[ "No...there will me no more sacrifices! We are to clean up this mess and turn it into a place for the needy...a place where they can come to feed their souls and their bellies.", "That is good to hear. I never liked the practice of sacrifice. I guess I will get myself ready to start cleaning. Any particular place you want to start.", "Let's start with a drink of wine and a prayer. It will take a lot to get this place into shape.", "Good idea. Can you say the prayer. I see it only fitting since you are one of the elders of the church and I have just recently took my vowels.", "Now that we have had our wine and said our prayer we should get down to business...first let's clear out these bones.", "Thats a good place to start. Maybe it will get rid of some of this foul odor that permeates the area.", "Let's open those windows that have been shut for so long...we need to take down the black drapes and let some light....did you see that? Is that a person in the corner...over there?", "I thought to earlier while I was waiting for you to arrive. I already checked it out. It is just a skeleton left over from one of the sacrifices.", "I have this ax for our protection...are you sure it's not moving?", "Im quite certain of it. Maybe we can use the ax to bust up this old table. I know nobody would ever want to use it for anything and it wont fit through the door as it is.", "Yes...thank you...cooler heads will prevail...here is the ax", "Whewww. I am getting tired. I have over half of the table busted up. Could you finish it, while I start taking pieces outside." ]

[ "Hello fellow priest, do we have a sacrifice set for this day.", "No...there will me no more sacrifices! We are to clean up this mess and turn it into a place for the needy...a place where they can come to feed their souls and their bellies.", "That is good to hear. I never liked the practice of sacrifice. I guess I will get myself ready to start cleaning. Any particular place you want to start.", "Let's start with a drink of wine and a prayer. It will take a lot to get this place into shape.", "Good idea. Can you say the prayer. I see it only fitting since you are one of the elders of the church and I have just recently took my vowels.", "Now that we have had our wine and said our prayer we should get down to business...first let's clear out these bones.", "Thats a good place to start. Maybe it will get rid of some of this foul odor that permeates the area.", "Let's open those windows that have been shut for so long...we need to take down the black drapes and let some light....did you see that? Is that a person in the corner...over there?", "I thought to earlier while I was waiting for you to arrive. I already checked it out. It is just a skeleton left over from one of the sacrifices.", "I have this ax for our protection...are you sure it's not moving?", "Im quite certain of it. Maybe we can use the ax to bust up this old table. I know nobody would ever want to use it for anything and it wont fit through the door as it is.", "Yes...thank you...cooler heads will prevail...here is the ax" ]

[ "Silly villager, I cast my spells anywhere I feel the need. ", "But how do you get inside? Surely the door is too small!", "You do know I'm a witch right? I can teleport. ", "Yes, yes... but can you also shrink yourself? ", "Why yes I can, but I dont need to go through that trouble if I just teleport in here. So what should I do with you?", "Turn me into a newt, of course. Isn't that what you do with everyone?", "I usually freeze and kill, it's something I've grown very fond of. ", "And you do this from a tiny mushroom hut? Why not from your own cottage?", "Too messy. ", "Good heavens! Does it require many ingredients?", "Just a few waves of my wand. It's the middle of summer and you'd melt quickly. ", "Into a pile of goo? Or bones and melted flesh? Or candle wax? I'm very curious about your ways!" ]

[ "Vile witch, is this mushroom hut where you cast your spells?", "Silly villager, I cast my spells anywhere I feel the need. ", "But how do you get inside? Surely the door is too small!", "You do know I'm a witch right? I can teleport. ", "Yes, yes... but can you also shrink yourself? ", "Why yes I can, but I dont need to go through that trouble if I just teleport in here. So what should I do with you?", "Turn me into a newt, of course. Isn't that what you do with everyone?", "I usually freeze and kill, it's something I've grown very fond of. ", "And you do this from a tiny mushroom hut? Why not from your own cottage?", "Too messy. ", "Good heavens! Does it require many ingredients?", "Just a few waves of my wand. It's the middle of summer and you'd melt quickly. " ]

[ "I don't know Knight, I haven't seen any since arriving here.", "Would you say that this beach house is safe for royalty?", "I think it is safe for anyone! It seems calm here.", "It does look fit for a king with gold walls. Why, pray tell, are you here?", "I was invited by the royals.", "Why? Are you of nobility? Perhaps a visiting dignitary?", "I am not, I was just told to be here on this day at this time.", "What do you do then?", "I defend people against threats.", "Legal threats? Are you a lawyer?", "No.... I am a knight!!", "Ironically, so am I! Back, you devil!" ]

[ "You there - Guest! Are there any enemy knights around?", "I don't know Knight, I haven't seen any since arriving here.", "Would you say that this beach house is safe for royalty?", "I think it is safe for anyone! It seems calm here.", "It does look fit for a king with gold walls. Why, pray tell, are you here?", "I was invited by the royals.", "Why? Are you of nobility? Perhaps a visiting dignitary?", "I am not, I was just told to be here on this day at this time.", "What do you do then?", "I defend people against threats.", "Legal threats? Are you a lawyer?", "No.... I am a knight!!" ]

[ "Sure. Where are you taking me? I haven't been out of the city dungeon in over 10 years.", "You not allowedto have that we are taking to island prison were you will spend the rest of you days", "It was a poison fruit anyway!!", "How dare you!!", "If you would feed me some rats, I wouldn't be this grumpy!", "Here eat some bread if you behave I give you something else later", "I want rats! I want my friend Rory. Where is he?", "You killed Rory its why you are on this miserable trip to begin with", "No! Rory was my best friend these past years in prison.", "Well apparently you don't treat your friends to well you beat him to death and shoved a rat in his mouth", "He tried to eat my rat. What do you expect?", "Well its rats ;ofe" ]

[ "so are you pleased with how your life turnedout", "Sure. Where are you taking me? I haven't been out of the city dungeon in over 10 years.", "You not allowedto have that we are taking to island prison were you will spend the rest of you days", "It was a poison fruit anyway!!", "How dare you!!", "If you would feed me some rats, I wouldn't be this grumpy!", "Here eat some bread if you behave I give you something else later", "I want rats! I want my friend Rory. Where is he?", "You killed Rory its why you are on this miserable trip to begin with", "No! Rory was my best friend these past years in prison.", "Well apparently you don't treat your friends to well you beat him to death and shoved a rat in his mouth", "He tried to eat my rat. What do you expect?" ]

[ "I'm quite disturbed, archer. Among my duties is to transport the bodies away, but I'm afraid I have lost one near this tower entrance.", "Lost one what. A bodie?", "Yes! The body of the wench from Fairside. She was on my cart, and now she has disappeared. I turned my back only for a minute, just to eat a small snack.", "What are these people dying from?", "Cholera, plague, any number of infections. But that's hardly the point. Where is her body? I've searched all around the entrance and I see nothing unusual.", "Have you tried climbing the tower for a better vantage?", "Indeed, that might be a solution to my troubles. You are a wise man, archer. ", "I spend much time int the towers, being an archer: Better to snipe the enemy!", "Yes, that makes good sense. I do have a slight suspicion. Perhaps she was not quite dead yet.", "Why is that?", "She was making some rumbling noises. You know, sometimes bodies do that, but hers seemed louder than usual.", "You didn't check? You might want to retrace your steps. I could help you." ]

[ "Hail, groundskeeper, Hail servant. How fare thee?", "I'm quite disturbed, archer. Among my duties is to transport the bodies away, but I'm afraid I have lost one near this tower entrance.", "Lost one what. A bodie?", "Yes! The body of the wench from Fairside. She was on my cart, and now she has disappeared. I turned my back only for a minute, just to eat a small snack.", "What are these people dying from?", "Cholera, plague, any number of infections. But that's hardly the point. Where is her body? I've searched all around the entrance and I see nothing unusual.", "Have you tried climbing the tower for a better vantage?", "Indeed, that might be a solution to my troubles. You are a wise man, archer. ", "I spend much time int the towers, being an archer: Better to snipe the enemy!", "Yes, that makes good sense. I do have a slight suspicion. Perhaps she was not quite dead yet.", "Why is that?", "She was making some rumbling noises. You know, sometimes bodies do that, but hers seemed louder than usual." ]

[ "Perhaps. From where does your family hail? I can tell you the farmer's land is quite full, but there may be some fields on the outskirts of town.", "from Farzenburg, looking for better pastures.", "Ah, I have heard bad things of Farzenburg. Many criminals there. How do I know you aren't a trouble maker?", "I'm here with my family. If I were a rabble rouser, I wouldn't travel thus", "Hmm, perhaps. I've noticed you haven't made aims to steal this precious stone, so I suspect you aren't trouble.", "I am a simple farmer: I just want to work the land ...", "Well, I'm just a guard. I don't really assign land. I can tell you that you are currently at the Palace Throne, however, and the King will arrive shortly. Perhaps if you plea your case he will give you some land.", "I thank you. Any pointers on how to make my plea to the King?", "Perhaps you can give him this stone. He won't realize it's own of his own and he'll be impressed.", "Thank you! I'll be sure to repay you with product from my fields and pastures! What is your name, noble guard?", "I am Pierre the Chaste.", "And I am Fitzbarnathhall, but you can call me Fritz" ]

[ "HI, sir. My family is looking for a place to farm. Can you point me the way?", "Perhaps. From where does your family hail? I can tell you the farmer's land is quite full, but there may be some fields on the outskirts of town.", "from Farzenburg, looking for better pastures.", "Ah, I have heard bad things of Farzenburg. Many criminals there. How do I know you aren't a trouble maker?", "I'm here with my family. If I were a rabble rouser, I wouldn't travel thus", "Hmm, perhaps. I've noticed you haven't made aims to steal this precious stone, so I suspect you aren't trouble.", "I am a simple farmer: I just want to work the land ...", "Well, I'm just a guard. I don't really assign land. I can tell you that you are currently at the Palace Throne, however, and the King will arrive shortly. Perhaps if you plea your case he will give you some land.", "I thank you. Any pointers on how to make my plea to the King?", "Perhaps you can give him this stone. He won't realize it's own of his own and he'll be impressed.", "Thank you! I'll be sure to repay you with product from my fields and pastures! What is your name, noble guard?", "I am Pierre the Chaste." ]

[ "Ok, as soon as I take care of this pan of flambe for the princess, if the timing is off, it will sink and be a big flop!", "Of course, she said there would also be another person at dinner with them so I need to inform the butler...have you seen him?", "Another person!! I am a chef, not a miracle worker! Did she say what KIND of pudding? And no, haven't seen that lazy butler all day....", "Here, let me start to wash these for you since the other servants are working on the food. I have some time before I'm to be upstairs with the Princess. I think the spiced pudding with caramel sauce is the queen's favorite.", "Thank you...you are a sweetheart. Hey, Marie....we need to add a little extra meat to tonight's stew and the ginger spiced pudding with caramel sauce for dessert....Whew I need a break! So how has your day been?", "ISince we have guests coming, I was made to clean out the fireplaces in every room instead of just the library and main room. Not the most fun thing, but I try to stay positive and make it a game.", "So glad I don't have to clean out fireplaces....You know, I really do love what I do. ...some day I can maybe have my own place, make my specialties dishes....and serve the nobility at my restaurant. ", "What an honor. You are cooking for the King and Queen! it is exciting but I know its so stressful. You always make the most wonderful foods. ", "Yes, of course, it is an honor. And I always bring my best effort for the royal family. How kind of you to notice my food, here I've got a bit of tonight's meal, would you like to try it?", "Oh my! It is divine!!!!! What it must be life to eat that every day! Oh, I must go soon. Are you bringing the flambe up to the Princess? I can help you carry whatever you need. Will you be doing it tableside?", "ah, I must serve the flambe myself at the table...come with me and you can watch as I set it alight!", "Of course. Let me take this tray for you." ]

[ "The queen sent me to ask you to add a pudding to dinner tonight, Cook.", "Ok, as soon as I take care of this pan of flambe for the princess, if the timing is off, it will sink and be a big flop!", "Of course, she said there would also be another person at dinner with them so I need to inform the butler...have you seen him?", "Another person!! I am a chef, not a miracle worker! Did she say what KIND of pudding? And no, haven't seen that lazy butler all day....", "Here, let me start to wash these for you since the other servants are working on the food. I have some time before I'm to be upstairs with the Princess. I think the spiced pudding with caramel sauce is the queen's favorite.", "Thank you...you are a sweetheart. Hey, Marie....we need to add a little extra meat to tonight's stew and the ginger spiced pudding with caramel sauce for dessert....Whew I need a break! So how has your day been?", "ISince we have guests coming, I was made to clean out the fireplaces in every room instead of just the library and main room. Not the most fun thing, but I try to stay positive and make it a game.", "So glad I don't have to clean out fireplaces....You know, I really do love what I do. ...some day I can maybe have my own place, make my specialties dishes....and serve the nobility at my restaurant. ", "What an honor. You are cooking for the King and Queen! it is exciting but I know its so stressful. You always make the most wonderful foods. ", "Yes, of course, it is an honor. And I always bring my best effort for the royal family. How kind of you to notice my food, here I've got a bit of tonight's meal, would you like to try it?", "Oh my! It is divine!!!!! What it must be life to eat that every day! Oh, I must go soon. Are you bringing the flambe up to the Princess? I can help you carry whatever you need. Will you be doing it tableside?", "ah, I must serve the flambe myself at the table...come with me and you can watch as I set it alight!" ]

[ "OK... And you telling me all these because? ", "Do you know who I am, I am a person of importance, I can have you fired for speaking to me that way", "I am sorry my lady... But I only asked a question. ", "A very rude question, what are you doing in the kitchen with the cook?", "I only came to assist with the cleaning ", "I guess you would need this", "I sure will. Thanks for this. If I may ask, what is a lady of your class doing in the kitchen ", "Like I said, I was up in my room and saw a mouse, I had nothing to throw at it or hit it with, I thought this pan might do.", "The pan is quite large for such as small mouse. Let me come help you kill it", "No no, It ran away, I just want something for if it comes back.", "Here... Take this cheese trap", "That looks dangours I might snap my finger in it" ]

[ "I needed to get a pan, I saw a mouse and had nothing to hit it with!", "OK... And you telling me all these because? ", "Do you know who I am, I am a person of importance, I can have you fired for speaking to me that way", "I am sorry my lady... But I only asked a question. ", "A very rude question, what are you doing in the kitchen with the cook?", "I only came to assist with the cleaning ", "I guess you would need this", "I sure will. Thanks for this. If I may ask, what is a lady of your class doing in the kitchen ", "Like I said, I was up in my room and saw a mouse, I had nothing to throw at it or hit it with, I thought this pan might do.", "The pan is quite large for such as small mouse. Let me come help you kill it", "No no, It ran away, I just want something for if it comes back.", "Here... Take this cheese trap" ]

[ "He was quite the dense bloke, wasn't he? I think he's gone now. You deserve far better!", "I must say, brother, I don't envy you being the heir to the household. Father can be quite demanding, can't he?", "Absolutely, but I've resigned myself. At least I don't have to fend off all the guys wanting your hand I guess. ", "Ha - that's true! Although, that Lady Hefforshire certainly was pushing her daughter at you an awful lot at the last ball. If she could have just pushed her into your lap, I think she would have!", "That would have been something, wouldn't it? Mother would have lost her mind. Speaking of which, when is the next ball?", "I think the Bennetts are hosting one but a fortnight from now. Maker, but that will be a tedious affair, they're even more unrefined in their manners! Still, it's something to do, I suppose.", "I suppose. Hey - I heard a rumor today. ", "Oh, gossip! Do tell.", "So someone told me that there were people plotting to overthrow our father. Do you think it could be true?", "Seems an odd backwater for someone to want to be in charge of. Who would do such a thing?", "Supposedly it's our uncle. They said with our father out of the way he would become the new king. You don't think it's true, do you? Uncle has always seemed so nice. ", "Hrmph. Well, if these balls have taught me anything, it's that it's best to watch your back. It's often people that you don't suspect that can be the most tricky. I know that my maid has a cousin who serves in Uncle's household. Perhaps I should see what she knows..." ]

[ "Has that suitor finally left? I can't believe father wants me to marry that boorish lout. I don't think he's read a book since... well, since ever.", "He was quite the dense bloke, wasn't he? I think he's gone now. You deserve far better!", "I must say, brother, I don't envy you being the heir to the household. Father can be quite demanding, can't he?", "Absolutely, but I've resigned myself. At least I don't have to fend off all the guys wanting your hand I guess. ", "Ha - that's true! Although, that Lady Hefforshire certainly was pushing her daughter at you an awful lot at the last ball. If she could have just pushed her into your lap, I think she would have!", "That would have been something, wouldn't it? Mother would have lost her mind. Speaking of which, when is the next ball?", "I think the Bennetts are hosting one but a fortnight from now. Maker, but that will be a tedious affair, they're even more unrefined in their manners! Still, it's something to do, I suppose.", "I suppose. Hey - I heard a rumor today. ", "Oh, gossip! Do tell.", "So someone told me that there were people plotting to overthrow our father. Do you think it could be true?", "Seems an odd backwater for someone to want to be in charge of. Who would do such a thing?", "Supposedly it's our uncle. They said with our father out of the way he would become the new king. You don't think it's true, do you? Uncle has always seemed so nice. " ]

[ "Hi. You sure did make a mess in here.", "That is expected from a pig. The weather was way too hot ", "I must name you boone. One day I will eat you.", "Why would you do that ", "It wouldn't be anytime soon. When you get old and weak. I will put you out of your misery and turn you into bacon.", "Very well then. I will love to be your meal", "I am sure you will taste delicious when you are old", "I sure will. The meat will be tough thouggt", "At least I won't have to smell your smelly farts anymore from miles away.", "That is Harsh ", "The smell makes me sick sometimes; I would rather smell skunk spray.", "You realise you don't take care of the pen as much as you should right " ]

[ "hello", "Hi. You sure did make a mess in here.", "That is expected from a pig. The weather was way too hot ", "I must name you boone. One day I will eat you.", "Why would you do that ", "It wouldn't be anytime soon. When you get old and weak. I will put you out of your misery and turn you into bacon.", "Very well then. I will love to be your meal", "I am sure you will taste delicious when you are old", "I sure will. The meat will be tough thouggt", "At least I won't have to smell your smelly farts anymore from miles away.", "That is Harsh ", "The smell makes me sick sometimes; I would rather smell skunk spray." ]

[ "I thought you were here to fix the broken desks.", "Sigh, nobody cares about the furniture here. Or the people for that matter look at them. A craftsman such as myself shouldn't be here.", "Do you want my help? I was living in a magic shop until they took the owner into custody. I followed him here. They took him away a week ago. Do you know where he is?", "I am particularly fond of spiders. I ought to throw this boot at you.", "I can help you get out of here!!! Do you have scary bugs in your shop? I can eat them.", "And how can you help me get out of here your a spider?", "I am a talking spider. I have ways. I'll use my legs to pick the lock. ", "I'll have to think about it. I really don't like spiders, but I really don't like this dungeon either.", "This dungeon is disgusting. I miss my old home at the magic shop. Is the owner dead?", "I know nothing of your owner. I suppose we could help each other get out of here if you agree to go back to the magic shop and stay far away from my workshop.", "Yes, I will go back to the magic shop. Maybe he is here.", "Well open open the door then and let's be off." ]

[ "Oh how did I end up in here? I've done all that the kingdom has asked of me.", "I thought you were here to fix the broken desks.", "Sigh, nobody cares about the furniture here. Or the people for that matter look at them. A craftsman such as myself shouldn't be here.", "Do you want my help? I was living in a magic shop until they took the owner into custody. I followed him here. They took him away a week ago. Do you know where he is?", "I am particularly fond of spiders. I ought to throw this boot at you.", "I can help you get out of here!!! Do you have scary bugs in your shop? I can eat them.", "And how can you help me get out of here your a spider?", "I am a talking spider. I have ways. I'll use my legs to pick the lock. ", "I'll have to think about it. I really don't like spiders, but I really don't like this dungeon either.", "This dungeon is disgusting. I miss my old home at the magic shop. Is the owner dead?", "I know nothing of your owner. I suppose we could help each other get out of here if you agree to go back to the magic shop and stay far away from my workshop.", "Yes, I will go back to the magic shop. Maybe he is here." ]

[ "I am an archaeologist and I'm working. Why are you skulking around with a knife?", "Apologies. I am a mere traveler, a merchant. We are traveling to the East to trade in spices, but many have been ambushed along the way. We must be constantly on guard. ", "Well as you can see this is an ancient temple and I am investigating it for artifacts and information.", "And what do you do with the things that you find? Sell them?", "Unfortunately, I must sell some from time to time to continue my research. The rest I bring to museums.", "Have you found anything here?", "So far just this stone but, you see the markings on it. They are from an ancient civilization.", "These markings, do they hold some special significance?", "Yes they are words that help to decipher this map. This temple is not the only one in these parts. There is another far more grand and important.", "This map you speak of. Surely it must lead to grand treasures?", "Well that's the thing with archaeology you never know until you actually find it.", "But what of the bandits that hide out in these areas? Are you not afraid of being attacked by them for your map?" ]

[ "You there! Who are you?? What is your purpose here?", "I am an archaeologist and I'm working. Why are you skulking around with a knife?", "Apologies. I am a mere traveler, a merchant. We are traveling to the East to trade in spices, but many have been ambushed along the way. We must be constantly on guard. ", "Well as you can see this is an ancient temple and I am investigating it for artifacts and information.", "And what do you do with the things that you find? Sell them?", "Unfortunately, I must sell some from time to time to continue my research. The rest I bring to museums.", "Have you found anything here?", "So far just this stone but, you see the markings on it. They are from an ancient civilization.", "These markings, do they hold some special significance?", "Yes they are words that help to decipher this map. This temple is not the only one in these parts. There is another far more grand and important.", "This map you speak of. Surely it must lead to grand treasures?", "Well that's the thing with archaeology you never know until you actually find it." ]

[ "Indeed. These stoneworks needs to be polished and cleaned. There is far too much dust settled on them! ", "Oh yes of course, Ill get to it right away... Say you didn't hear any rumors about me lately did you?", "Rumor? What rumor?", "Oh no nothing.. I was just curious, I thought I heard some people talking about me.", "By the grace of Mother Mary, you must inform me of these rumors, even if they are untrue. So that I am not blindsided by them...", "Well.. I heard some people saying that we spend much more time together than normal people.... and the said that maybe... I dont know it just got under my skin....", "Dear Parishioner, let not other peoples' words ruin our relationship. I am a well respected figure and will find the source of these rumors! ", "Oh thank you priest. You always know what to say to make me feel better.", "And be assured, I will address these rumors at tonight's sermon and end them once and for all! ", "Oh thank you. I was a bit embarrased to tell you.. I guess I was afraid you might agree! Anyways.. Lets continue setting up for the sermon.", "You will need to read these passages in the BIble by the Ornate stonework. We will have a podium set up over there for you. ", "Okay Ill start memorising some of these right away." ]

[ "Hello priest. Anything else I can do to help setup for tonights ceremony?", "Indeed. These stoneworks needs to be polished and cleaned. There is far too much dust settled on them! ", "Oh yes of course, Ill get to it right away... Say you didn't hear any rumors about me lately did you?", "Rumor? What rumor?", "Oh no nothing.. I was just curious, I thought I heard some people talking about me.", "By the grace of Mother Mary, you must inform me of these rumors, even if they are untrue. So that I am not blindsided by them...", "Well.. I heard some people saying that we spend much more time together than normal people.... and the said that maybe... I dont know it just got under my skin....", "Dear Parishioner, let not other peoples' words ruin our relationship. I am a well respected figure and will find the source of these rumors! ", "Oh thank you priest. You always know what to say to make me feel better.", "And be assured, I will address these rumors at tonight's sermon and end them once and for all! ", "Oh thank you. I was a bit embarrased to tell you.. I guess I was afraid you might agree! Anyways.. Lets continue setting up for the sermon.", "You will need to read these passages in the BIble by the Ornate stonework. We will have a podium set up over there for you. " ]

[ "I can. I am the best armorer there is. How quickly?", "In two weeks time. We have received word that another kingdom is planning an attack ", "Is this a credible threat? I have heard a lot of misinformation has been going around.", "Perhaps so. But we can not take a chance. Remember what happened the last time we brushed aside a threat? ", "I remember. I know what you mean. You say two weeks. That is a tall order for me as I am on my own, but I will make it work.", "We knew we could count on you. You are the finest Armorer in the land. Say, have you received any other large commissions recently? ", "Uhhhh, how large are we talking?", "Well, anything out of the ordinary really. Maybe over twenty swords from a single order?", "Well, I, uh, is it illegal to take such an order from an enemy of the, or I mean, no.", "Enemy, you say! You seem to be withholding information from me. The King will not be pleased to hear this...", "Well I know that, that is why I would never take a 700 sword order from anyone that wasn't the king.", "Do you remember who it was? It could prove vital intel for the King. " ]

[ "We have an order for fifty fine steel swords and twenty shields. Can you provide them? ", "I can. I am the best armorer there is. How quickly?", "In two weeks time. We have received word that another kingdom is planning an attack ", "Is this a credible threat? I have heard a lot of misinformation has been going around.", "Perhaps so. But we can not take a chance. Remember what happened the last time we brushed aside a threat? ", "I remember. I know what you mean. You say two weeks. That is a tall order for me as I am on my own, but I will make it work.", "We knew we could count on you. You are the finest Armorer in the land. Say, have you received any other large commissions recently? ", "Uhhhh, how large are we talking?", "Well, anything out of the ordinary really. Maybe over twenty swords from a single order?", "Well, I, uh, is it illegal to take such an order from an enemy of the, or I mean, no.", "Enemy, you say! You seem to be withholding information from me. The King will not be pleased to hear this...", "Well I know that, that is why I would never take a 700 sword order from anyone that wasn't the king." ]

[ "Sure I make sure to get rid of all the flies", "Oh, thank you, sir spider! I do appreciate it. This mansion is beautiful. How did you come to live here?", "I just hitched a ride with one of the local merchants", "How clever. How many others live here?", "Spiders just my ladies she likes to stay in the kitchen though more food haha", "haha, but surely you would bring food to her?", "of course but she quite picky ", "My wife is picky too, but I miss her and my children so much. My job takes me on travels far from home, I'm ready to see my family again.", "I bet but you get to see allkinds of new stuff", "I do, it's an exciting job, and I get to see many beautiful things, like the fence surrounding this mansion. Such iron work! ", "yea it is pretty special isn't it", "It is indeed, my eight legged friend! Do any creatures live in the moat?" ]

[ "Hello spider! Is it possible for me to stay here and rest before finishing my journey?", "Sure I make sure to get rid of all the flies", "Oh, thank you, sir spider! I do appreciate it. This mansion is beautiful. How did you come to live here?", "I just hitched a ride with one of the local merchants", "How clever. How many others live here?", "Spiders just my ladies she likes to stay in the kitchen though more food haha", "haha, but surely you would bring food to her?", "of course but she quite picky ", "My wife is picky too, but I miss her and my children so much. My job takes me on travels far from home, I'm ready to see my family again.", "I bet but you get to see allkinds of new stuff", "I do, it's an exciting job, and I get to see many beautiful things, like the fence surrounding this mansion. Such iron work! ", "yea it is pretty special isn't it" ]

[ "Thank you your highness! We appreciate your applause! ", "Where did you find an instrument like that? I have never seen or heard anything like it in all my days!", "My father taught me this and his father taught him. My grandfather had it from many years ago and handed it down to my father and he gave it to me.", "That's impressive! Was it your familys own creation?", "No my grandfather bought it when he was a boy from a traveling salesman. It was beautiful to him and he had to have it and you know the rest of the story.", "Yes that makes sense. Is this the biggest audience you have played before or have you traveled to larger kindoms in your time?", "It is a large audience. what is there about 5,000 people here?", "Yep! I had the city put posters up informing everyone that you would be coming!", "I am so glad that you enjoy my music! You make me feel very proud to be here playing for you, lord", "And what will you be preforming for us next?", "A sonet lord, that my father wrote. It is a the most beautiful piece of sheet music he wrote.", "All of your songs have history dont they! Have you written your own songs too?" ]

[ "Nicely done, nicely done! Play another one for us musician!", "Thank you your highness! We appreciate your applause! ", "Where did you find an instrument like that? I have never seen or heard anything like it in all my days!", "My father taught me this and his father taught him. My grandfather had it from many years ago and handed it down to my father and he gave it to me.", "That's impressive! Was it your familys own creation?", "No my grandfather bought it when he was a boy from a traveling salesman. It was beautiful to him and he had to have it and you know the rest of the story.", "Yes that makes sense. Is this the biggest audience you have played before or have you traveled to larger kindoms in your time?", "It is a large audience. what is there about 5,000 people here?", "Yep! I had the city put posters up informing everyone that you would be coming!", "I am so glad that you enjoy my music! You make me feel very proud to be here playing for you, lord", "And what will you be preforming for us next?", "A sonet lord, that my father wrote. It is a the most beautiful piece of sheet music he wrote." ]

[ "Perhaps. What songs can you play?", "Mostly organ symphonies for the church. People say my strings pull at their hearts.", "I'm feeling very sad today. I spent the day with the Earl of Melancholy and I'm afraid his mood rubbed off on me. Any songs for the sad?", "Indeed, I have just the song that will mend your sadness and ease your worries! ", "Pass me that chalice. I could use some wine to perk me up.", "No need to yank it from me like that, I was just about to pour you a glass! You really are in a sour mood today. " ]

[ "Would you like me to play some music?", "Perhaps. What songs can you play?", "Mostly organ symphonies for the church. People say my strings pull at their hearts.", "I'm feeling very sad today. I spent the day with the Earl of Melancholy and I'm afraid his mood rubbed off on me. Any songs for the sad?", "Indeed, I have just the song that will mend your sadness and ease your worries! ", "Pass me that chalice. I could use some wine to perk me up." ]

[ "Hmm, your eyes are looking a little wild, two legger. Are you feeling alright?", "They say I have gone mad - a bit crazy perhaps. I think they are just heretics!", "Well, the ways of humans never made much sense to me. Perhaps you're the only sane one!", "Tell me what this says little rat. I have come to take care of the noises down here, but I have also escaped here to read my fortune in peace.", "Hm, I can have a go. Here, hold this so I can get a good look at it.", "Careful with it. I do not need it to break. Tell me what it says, hurry!", "Hmmmm, I seeee... ah yes... a large pile of trash... with some fishbones. But wait! The bones are moving... they're... dancing? And I also see...", "See what?! SEE WHAT?!", "It's... a Pink Dragon! And instead of fire, it's spewing... COOKIES! It looks like it's knocking down your castle with... yes, cookies and cakes. Ah, and it's gone dark now... here you go, two legs.", "You have just made no sense to me! What do you know! And what am I doing talking to a rat. Surely I have gone mad...", "I dunno, friend, by the looks of that Pink Dragon that's going to attack, you have more to worry about than thinking clearly.", "You are speaking nonsense! I shall have you killed for it!" ]

[ "I hear these things moving around here all night! I know I am mad, but they keep me up all night long. How will we rid them?! ", "Hmm, your eyes are looking a little wild, two legger. Are you feeling alright?", "They say I have gone mad - a bit crazy perhaps. I think they are just heretics!", "Well, the ways of humans never made much sense to me. Perhaps you're the only sane one!", "Tell me what this says little rat. I have come to take care of the noises down here, but I have also escaped here to read my fortune in peace.", "Hm, I can have a go. Here, hold this so I can get a good look at it.", "Careful with it. I do not need it to break. Tell me what it says, hurry!", "Hmmmm, I seeee... ah yes... a large pile of trash... with some fishbones. But wait! The bones are moving... they're... dancing? And I also see...", "See what?! SEE WHAT?!", "It's... a Pink Dragon! And instead of fire, it's spewing... COOKIES! It looks like it's knocking down your castle with... yes, cookies and cakes. Ah, and it's gone dark now... here you go, two legs.", "You have just made no sense to me! What do you know! And what am I doing talking to a rat. Surely I have gone mad...", "I dunno, friend, by the looks of that Pink Dragon that's going to attack, you have more to worry about than thinking clearly." ]

[ "It is probably the stinging scorpion. Be wary of him. Im just a nobody and cant do anything for you if you get stung.", "That scorpion cannot reach me up here, his claws and his venom are useless against me.", "Thats good to know. It must be nice to be able to fly. Especially on a day like today with this crystal blue sky.", "It sure is, although it is exhausting. It’s a good thing this is a cloudy day. ", "So what are you doing out here today.", "I am a carrion bird. I am waiting for this scorpion to die. I can tell it is slowly getting weaker." ]

[ "I feel a strange presence ", "It is probably the stinging scorpion. Be wary of him. Im just a nobody and cant do anything for you if you get stung.", "That scorpion cannot reach me up here, his claws and his venom are useless against me.", "Thats good to know. It must be nice to be able to fly. Especially on a day like today with this crystal blue sky.", "It sure is, although it is exhausting. It’s a good thing this is a cloudy day. ", "So what are you doing out here today." ]

[ "I am homeless and am looking for work and a place to sleep for the night. I have no money to pay ", "Ah, sir, money is not the only way to pay for things. You said you want to work. You can help me clean up in here and I can give you dinner and a bed in the bunkhouse for the night.", "I would appreciate that! I thank you! What is it you want me to do here?", "Well, we must be quite careful, but we need to clean up this trash and these broken lanterns and these rocks.", "Where do you want the rocks stacked? Do you want the lanterns repaired:?", "Stack the rocks up neatly here, If you think that you would be able to repair the lanterns, make a pile to take with us, we won't waste time in here working on them. If you don't think theyr'e salvageable, toss them in the trash bag.", "I will look at the lanterns. I can fix anything! If they are not repairable, I will toss with the trash", "Great job, sir! If some are repairable, we can negotiate a fee for the repair above and beyond your bed and board tonight for the cleaning. How didyou come to be here?", "I walk around in the town. I have no where else to be. And when I saw the gold mine I thought it was a cave at first, so I was going to use it to bed for the night", "Ah, well, I'm glad I found you and we were able to work out a trade. Sleeping here would be dangerous. The entrance is rather unstable, and I wouldn't want you to get hurt.", "I'm glad you were here too!", "It's already looking much better in here, good sir! I appreciate your help. I hate getting dirty when I don't have to." ]

[ "Hello there sir, it seems dangerous in here, can I help you?", "I am homeless and am looking for work and a place to sleep for the night. I have no money to pay ", "Ah, sir, money is not the only way to pay for things. You said you want to work. You can help me clean up in here and I can give you dinner and a bed in the bunkhouse for the night.", "I would appreciate that! I thank you! What is it you want me to do here?", "Well, we must be quite careful, but we need to clean up this trash and these broken lanterns and these rocks.", "Where do you want the rocks stacked? Do you want the lanterns repaired:?", "Stack the rocks up neatly here, If you think that you would be able to repair the lanterns, make a pile to take with us, we won't waste time in here working on them. If you don't think theyr'e salvageable, toss them in the trash bag.", "I will look at the lanterns. I can fix anything! If they are not repairable, I will toss with the trash", "Great job, sir! If some are repairable, we can negotiate a fee for the repair above and beyond your bed and board tonight for the cleaning. How didyou come to be here?", "I walk around in the town. I have no where else to be. And when I saw the gold mine I thought it was a cave at first, so I was going to use it to bed for the night", "Ah, well, I'm glad I found you and we were able to work out a trade. Sleeping here would be dangerous. The entrance is rather unstable, and I wouldn't want you to get hurt.", "I'm glad you were here too!" ]

[ "I am doing well. The food is good, the company is excellent and it is a warm sunny day.", "I'm glad to hear it. I'm going to miss this place when I get married.", "Oh your getting married. Well that is great news. When is the big day?", "I don't know. It's not great news. They're going to marry me off to some prince I don't know so our kingdoms will be closer.", "Well I never. Usually wedding are a fantastic event with food and dancing and all kinds of fun stuff. I didn't think it was possible to be disappointed about it.", "Yeah for most people they are but not for a princess when we're on the brink of war. I won't have any family or friends. I won't even have my animals.", "Well surely you can take your dog with you. I mean nobody would dare separate a princess from her dog.", "I hope so. But what about you and my horse?", "Well I would gladly go and I'm sure the horse would to. But I doubt it will be up to us. Have you asked your father?", "No. I keep hoping if I don't bring it up then it won't happen. I dream of falling in love with someone and romance. But I'm afraid it's only a dream. I'm sorry I'm rambling. Is there anything I can do for you?", "Well I could always use a bit more hay. We goats never stop eating.", "Here let me get you some. Would you like it if I brushed you?" ]

[ "How are you doing today goat?", "I am doing well. The food is good, the company is excellent and it is a warm sunny day.", "I'm glad to hear it. I'm going to miss this place when I get married.", "Oh your getting married. Well that is great news. When is the big day?", "I don't know. It's not great news. They're going to marry me off to some prince I don't know so our kingdoms will be closer.", "Well I never. Usually wedding are a fantastic event with food and dancing and all kinds of fun stuff. I didn't think it was possible to be disappointed about it.", "Yeah for most people they are but not for a princess when we're on the brink of war. I won't have any family or friends. I won't even have my animals.", "Well surely you can take your dog with you. I mean nobody would dare separate a princess from her dog.", "I hope so. But what about you and my horse?", "Well I would gladly go and I'm sure the horse would to. But I doubt it will be up to us. Have you asked your father?", "No. I keep hoping if I don't bring it up then it won't happen. I dream of falling in love with someone and romance. But I'm afraid it's only a dream. I'm sorry I'm rambling. Is there anything I can do for you?", "Well I could always use a bit more hay. We goats never stop eating." ]

[ "Yes yes. Please do. The soldier and I are just talking about old times over a glass of wine.", "Thank you, sire.", "How long have your worked in the castle servant?", "At least 3 years, sire. I am very grateful.", "You have a wife? Kids?", "I have a wife and a son. I haven't seen them in a long time.", "They are not with you here in the village?", "They are, sire. Work keeps me pretty busy. Can I get you anything?", "Me and the soldier have all we need for now. But tell me why aren't they in the village.", "They are in the village, sire.", "Ahh I misunderstood. You're saying your to busy to see them. Well I'll have to talk to someone and see about getting you a day off.", "Thank you, sire. " ]

[ "Excuse me, sire. May I start my cleaning duities?", "Yes yes. Please do. The soldier and I are just talking about old times over a glass of wine.", "Thank you, sire.", "How long have your worked in the castle servant?", "At least 3 years, sire. I am very grateful.", "You have a wife? Kids?", "I have a wife and a son. I haven't seen them in a long time.", "They are not with you here in the village?", "They are, sire. Work keeps me pretty busy. Can I get you anything?", "Me and the soldier have all we need for now. But tell me why aren't they in the village.", "They are in the village, sire.", "Ahh I misunderstood. You're saying your to busy to see them. Well I'll have to talk to someone and see about getting you a day off." ]

[ "Chickens?? Where can I find these chickens?", "The one in your mouth would be a start, you cheeky thief!", "In my mouth..No, no, you must be mistaken. I am trying to protect this chicken from those thieving pirates!", "I may have been born at night Mr. Fox, but it wasn't last night! Theiving my chickens, then lying to me, you are a wily one!", "You see these skeletons? These are the remains of foolish pirates who tried stealing the king's chickens. Everyone thinks I'm a thief but I really just want to keep the chickens safe...", "Look around fox....do you see any pirates here? They are nowhere to be seen. Drop the chickens now.", "Uhmm, these are clearly the remains of pirates that were shipwrecked upon arriving at this island. Do I sound like a dumb fox? Why would I argue with you if I was really trying to eat the king's chickens?", "yes, I see that, and these chickens have nothing to fear from pirates who are only bones. ", "That is true. I try to be safe rather than sorry. Why are you on this lonely island, person? Are you looking for some coconuts? I can help get them down for you.", "Drop the chickens, fox.", "Hmm, I'm afraid I won't be able to do that. What do you want with the chickens? I hear that coconuts are quite delectable instead.", "Good man, foxy!!! The King sent me here to test your loyalty. Jolly good job!!" ]

[ "Oy, fox, get away from my chickens!", "Chickens?? Where can I find these chickens?", "The one in your mouth would be a start, you cheeky thief!", "In my mouth..No, no, you must be mistaken. I am trying to protect this chicken from those thieving pirates!", "I may have been born at night Mr. Fox, but it wasn't last night! Theiving my chickens, then lying to me, you are a wily one!", "You see these skeletons? These are the remains of foolish pirates who tried stealing the king's chickens. Everyone thinks I'm a thief but I really just want to keep the chickens safe...", "Look around fox....do you see any pirates here? They are nowhere to be seen. Drop the chickens now.", "Uhmm, these are clearly the remains of pirates that were shipwrecked upon arriving at this island. Do I sound like a dumb fox? Why would I argue with you if I was really trying to eat the king's chickens?", "yes, I see that, and these chickens have nothing to fear from pirates who are only bones. ", "That is true. I try to be safe rather than sorry. Why are you on this lonely island, person? Are you looking for some coconuts? I can help get them down for you.", "Drop the chickens, fox.", "Hmm, I'm afraid I won't be able to do that. What do you want with the chickens? I hear that coconuts are quite delectable instead." ]

[ "Yet another revolutionary who wants to overthrow the king - waste of a rope if you ask me.", "Hanging is too quick for revolutionaries, maybe I'll try a multiple stabbing this time!", "Good - maybe will make them think twice about upsetting the natural balance of things.", "Before I begin the execution, I must eat a quick lunch.", "Take your time - best to have it now. The afternoon has us booked solid. Another lot of revolutionaries. Looks like this lot is to be drawn and quartered.", "Then you should eat some too.", "Thanks lad - it will be hard work, but I can't think of a more rewarding career.", "Perhaps you would like to be my friend?", "But of course, we've worked together long enough. How many executions have we performed? Eight thousand? Ten thousand. I've lost count.", "There aren't even that many people in the kingdom! We've probably just done a couple hundred.", "No lad - you're thinking of the town. You'd be right, we'd have very few neighbours if that was the case! No lad, the Kingdom stretches from the Blue Mountains, across the Mirkmire, and even beyond the desert of Anarka. And every criminal and revolutionary is brought here to the capital for trial and execution, though not necessarily in that order.", "Well I know sometimes the prisoners are killed on their way here. I personally am only responsible for a couple hundred executions." ]

[ "Guard, which criminal are we making an example of today?", "Yet another revolutionary who wants to overthrow the king - waste of a rope if you ask me.", "Hanging is too quick for revolutionaries, maybe I'll try a multiple stabbing this time!", "Good - maybe will make them think twice about upsetting the natural balance of things.", "Before I begin the execution, I must eat a quick lunch.", "Take your time - best to have it now. The afternoon has us booked solid. Another lot of revolutionaries. Looks like this lot is to be drawn and quartered.", "Then you should eat some too.", "Thanks lad - it will be hard work, but I can't think of a more rewarding career.", "Perhaps you would like to be my friend?", "But of course, we've worked together long enough. How many executions have we performed? Eight thousand? Ten thousand. I've lost count.", "There aren't even that many people in the kingdom! We've probably just done a couple hundred.", "No lad - you're thinking of the town. You'd be right, we'd have very few neighbours if that was the case! No lad, the Kingdom stretches from the Blue Mountains, across the Mirkmire, and even beyond the desert of Anarka. And every criminal and revolutionary is brought here to the capital for trial and execution, though not necessarily in that order." ]

[ "I am the Queen's Cousin Hubelina, are you my new maid?", "I am a maid to the Princess. Nobody said anything to me about being reassigned, but they said you would be visiting today.", "Oh my, I visit the queen at least once a fortnight, they always keep a special place for me to sleep. The journey is long, but rewarding.", "You must be thirsty from your travels.", "Most parched indeed! These dust storms just seem to be getting worse and worse every year, don't you agree?", "Have a drink. This is the finest wine in the castle.", "Now that is the good stuff! Please, sit and drink we me and we can chat. Don't worry about getting into trouble with the wine, the queen thinks I'm a lush anyway. If anyone asks, you can tell them I drank it all.", "It's a bit cold in here during the winter, I'm going to start a fire.", "Thank you kindly dear. Did you grow up in the nearby village, or were you a city lass?", "I was brought to the castle as a baby. The princess found me alone at the door and brought me inside where I was raised as her maid.", "Well you are a fortunate one! If you had grown up in the city there is a decent change you would have been kidnapped by badger cultists.", "Well I hope you find your stay here comfortable. I'm sure the Princess wants to see you today." ]

[ "Who are you?", "I am the Queen's Cousin Hubelina, are you my new maid?", "I am a maid to the Princess. Nobody said anything to me about being reassigned, but they said you would be visiting today.", "Oh my, I visit the queen at least once a fortnight, they always keep a special place for me to sleep. The journey is long, but rewarding.", "You must be thirsty from your travels.", "Most parched indeed! These dust storms just seem to be getting worse and worse every year, don't you agree?", "Have a drink. This is the finest wine in the castle.", "Now that is the good stuff! Please, sit and drink we me and we can chat. Don't worry about getting into trouble with the wine, the queen thinks I'm a lush anyway. If anyone asks, you can tell them I drank it all.", "It's a bit cold in here during the winter, I'm going to start a fire.", "Thank you kindly dear. Did you grow up in the nearby village, or were you a city lass?", "I was brought to the castle as a baby. The princess found me alone at the door and brought me inside where I was raised as her maid.", "Well you are a fortunate one! If you had grown up in the city there is a decent change you would have been kidnapped by badger cultists." ]

[ "I came to bring water for you. It is hot out here and I thought you would be thirsty. Here", "Thank you. It can get lonely here being the kingdom's punisher.", "Why did you take the job of executioner? If I might ask.", "I was ordered to do so by the King after I committed a minor crime. He gave me a choice of this job that makes everyone hate me, or life in the dungeon.", "I guess it was a better choice than living in the dungeon for the rest of your life.", "I kind of still do, except not as a prisoner.", "Yes I guess you do! Do you have family sir?", "Not anymore. My wife took the kids and moved to another kingdom after I was arrested.", "Do they know you are out and making a living?", "That's a sensitive subject. They like me even less now. Mind your own business peasant.", "I'm sorry I meant no harm. I just thought they might forgive you", "I have to get this sharpened for tomorrow's execution, want to help?" ]

[ "What are you doing here, villager?", "I came to bring water for you. It is hot out here and I thought you would be thirsty. Here", "Thank you. It can get lonely here being the kingdom's punisher.", "Why did you take the job of executioner? If I might ask.", "I was ordered to do so by the King after I committed a minor crime. He gave me a choice of this job that makes everyone hate me, or life in the dungeon.", "I guess it was a better choice than living in the dungeon for the rest of your life.", "I kind of still do, except not as a prisoner.", "Yes I guess you do! Do you have family sir?", "Not anymore. My wife took the kids and moved to another kingdom after I was arrested.", "Do they know you are out and making a living?", "That's a sensitive subject. They like me even less now. Mind your own business peasant.", "I'm sorry I meant no harm. I just thought they might forgive you" ]

[ "Fantastic sir! I washed dishes for 14 hours today, a new record! I can't wait to tell the other servants about it.", "Is that sarcasm I sense from you?", "Not at all sir! Usually it takes us 16 hours to get the cleaning done, but we were on our A game today sir!", "That seems a bit excessive. Here's a tip for your hard work!", "Oh thank you sir! You are ever so kind sir! This is three months wages - you are a saint among men sir.", "Let it be our little secret, if the other servants knew I would get in trouble!", "You had best believe it sir! I've seen fights to the death over a single copper!", "Maybe a fight would bring some excitement to this boring place. Maybe I will tell.", "Well, the lords do like to bet on who wins sir. I believe they win more if there's an actual death involve, less for a maiming.", "Here, have a drink too. You look thirsty.", "This is the happiest day of my life sir! First the record cleaning, then you gave me a tip for the first time in me life, the a drink from a golden cup? Why sir, I feel like what it must be to dine amongst the gods!", "This maid shall be yours too!" ]

[ "Good evening servant, how is life at the castle today?", "Fantastic sir! I washed dishes for 14 hours today, a new record! I can't wait to tell the other servants about it.", "Is that sarcasm I sense from you?", "Not at all sir! Usually it takes us 16 hours to get the cleaning done, but we were on our A game today sir!", "That seems a bit excessive. Here's a tip for your hard work!", "Oh thank you sir! You are ever so kind sir! This is three months wages - you are a saint among men sir.", "Let it be our little secret, if the other servants knew I would get in trouble!", "You had best believe it sir! I've seen fights to the death over a single copper!", "Maybe a fight would bring some excitement to this boring place. Maybe I will tell.", "Well, the lords do like to bet on who wins sir. I believe they win more if there's an actual death involve, less for a maiming.", "Here, have a drink too. You look thirsty.", "This is the happiest day of my life sir! First the record cleaning, then you gave me a tip for the first time in me life, the a drink from a golden cup? Why sir, I feel like what it must be to dine amongst the gods!" ]

[ "Yes but I can get peace here when they chase me out of the kitchen", "I climbed up here looking for treasure, I think I came to the wrong place.", "These guys sure didn't find any did they", "What need do you have of a skeleton?", "None I was just checking him out, I might have to go look for some crumbs, the dark places I love never have crumbs", "You are a silly rat. I think the air up here is making you loopy.", "You know the kitchen pantry has the best food, I have even seen bugs in there, they hide in the flower sometimes", "Is it far from here?", "At the bottom of the tower, it's really not far, you could just set up shop though", "That does sound better than here with all these skeletons.", "Heck I can give you a ride, you are better to talk to than the roach. Hop on my back", "Thank you furry friend. I'm glad I came up here after all." ]

[ "Why are you here, there is nothing to eat. ", "Yes but I can get peace here when they chase me out of the kitchen", "I climbed up here looking for treasure, I think I came to the wrong place.", "These guys sure didn't find any did they", "What need do you have of a skeleton?", "None I was just checking him out, I might have to go look for some crumbs, the dark places I love never have crumbs", "You are a silly rat. I think the air up here is making you loopy.", "You know the kitchen pantry has the best food, I have even seen bugs in there, they hide in the flower sometimes", "Is it far from here?", "At the bottom of the tower, it's really not far, you could just set up shop though", "That does sound better than here with all these skeletons.", "Heck I can give you a ride, you are better to talk to than the roach. Hop on my back" ]

[ "Ouuuh! Do I scare you?! Hahaha, what brings you here?", "I am the new owner of this castle. ", "Give me that. What are you hiding? I used to be a great warrior of this castle till I was slain, I will not let you take the life of any of my living comrades! ", "This castle is empty ghost. No one has lived here for years. ", "Hmm, nothing of importance. It seems you will be living here, you plan to drink and party the nights away?", "Yes. Is that okay with you?", "Great warriors and my king roamed the halls! I reside at this fountain to keep guard for anyone unworthy to occupy the grounds. You seem to be nothing but a drunken fool!", "I'm the opposite of those men! I don't respect the laws, but I will protect my family!", "Hmm...quite noble indeed. Pray tell, where is your family? Have I scared them off?", "No they are exploring the castle. Are there anymore ghosts here?", "Sadly they have all decided to haunt elsewhere, I choose to stay in loyalty to my fallen brethren.", "Well, you can stay here. Just doing ruin my parties or scare my children." ]

[ "Ahh! a ghost!", "Ouuuh! Do I scare you?! Hahaha, what brings you here?", "I am the new owner of this castle. ", "Give me that. What are you hiding? I used to be a great warrior of this castle till I was slain, I will not let you take the life of any of my living comrades! ", "This castle is empty ghost. No one has lived here for years. ", "Hmm, nothing of importance. It seems you will be living here, you plan to drink and party the nights away?", "Yes. Is that okay with you?", "Great warriors and my king roamed the halls! I reside at this fountain to keep guard for anyone unworthy to occupy the grounds. You seem to be nothing but a drunken fool!", "I'm the opposite of those men! I don't respect the laws, but I will protect my family!", "Hmm...quite noble indeed. Pray tell, where is your family? Have I scared them off?", "No they are exploring the castle. Are there anymore ghosts here?", "Sadly they have all decided to haunt elsewhere, I choose to stay in loyalty to my fallen brethren." ]

[ "Refresh yourself, my Romani brother...stand under the waterfall and drink, it will cool you quickly!", "Hmm, a sister of the Romani, if we are being accurate. I will drink from the lively waterfall.", "Pardon me, sister. I am the oldest man around for miles, my vision is not so great anymore.", "I see. Well let me warn you of the deadly snake and insidious vulture that wait near the waterfall. The snake can take your life with one bite. ", "Thank you so much, I will be aware of him. Surely the vulture wouldn't care for me til I was bones anyway, though. I've been coming here for decades.", "You'd be surprised. I have traveled thousands of miles and seen sights others have only dreamt of. I have seen vultures assists snakes in their attacks, usually serving as a distraction. If you've made it this far, I'm sure you can take care of yourself.", "Aye, usually yes, but I've made it this far by listening to others' wisdom as well. The young whippersnappers today don't understand listening to those with more experience.", "Hmm, true enough, though age does not always equal wisdom. It is true that experience does. Many have lost their lives in the cacti spiked death valley, so foolishly sure of themselves.", "Aye, it is indeed a treacherous landscape. Would you care to share this coconut?", "Why, yes, thank you. The coconuts from this oasis are also quite refreshing. A coconut near a waterfall is the most sweet.", "I SAID we'd share it no need to get snatchy grabby stealy.", "Well, excuse me. I thought you were offering the coconut. As a gypsy, one must take what is given to them." ]

[ "My goodness, it is hot as the sun in this oasis. Gosh, what I would do for some of the cool water.", "Refresh yourself, my Romani brother...stand under the waterfall and drink, it will cool you quickly!", "Hmm, a sister of the Romani, if we are being accurate. I will drink from the lively waterfall.", "Pardon me, sister. I am the oldest man around for miles, my vision is not so great anymore.", "I see. Well let me warn you of the deadly snake and insidious vulture that wait near the waterfall. The snake can take your life with one bite. ", "Thank you so much, I will be aware of him. Surely the vulture wouldn't care for me til I was bones anyway, though. I've been coming here for decades.", "You'd be surprised. I have traveled thousands of miles and seen sights others have only dreamt of. I have seen vultures assists snakes in their attacks, usually serving as a distraction. If you've made it this far, I'm sure you can take care of yourself.", "Aye, usually yes, but I've made it this far by listening to others' wisdom as well. The young whippersnappers today don't understand listening to those with more experience.", "Hmm, true enough, though age does not always equal wisdom. It is true that experience does. Many have lost their lives in the cacti spiked death valley, so foolishly sure of themselves.", "Aye, it is indeed a treacherous landscape. Would you care to share this coconut?", "Why, yes, thank you. The coconuts from this oasis are also quite refreshing. A coconut near a waterfall is the most sweet.", "I SAID we'd share it no need to get snatchy grabby stealy." ]

[ "It is okay spider! I was hoping there were more of you in this beach house. You all would keep the bugs away. It is in much need of repair.", "Oh ok. Usually people try to stomp on me. I can definitely eat the bugs. What happened to your house?", "I think it is an abandon house. I don't have anyone to talk to so it is nice to talk to you.", "Oh this isn't your house? I don't usually talk to anyone either. The last person I saw killed my wife.", "I'm sorry for that! You must be quite lonely to", "I am. At least I have lots of bugs to keep me fat and happy. So are you taking over this house?", "I thought about it. It would take a lot of work. I'm sure it would take some time to repair.", "Yeah, could probably use a floor at the very least. Where do you normally live?", "I don't have a real place to live. I just sleep where I can.", "Well that can't be easy to not have a place to live. I'm sorry you have it so rough.", "I adapt... I think we all do what we can.", "That's true. You don't have a wife or kids?" ]

[ "Ack a human!", "It is okay spider! I was hoping there were more of you in this beach house. You all would keep the bugs away. It is in much need of repair.", "Oh ok. Usually people try to stomp on me. I can definitely eat the bugs. What happened to your house?", "I think it is an abandon house. I don't have anyone to talk to so it is nice to talk to you.", "Oh this isn't your house? I don't usually talk to anyone either. The last person I saw killed my wife.", "I'm sorry for that! You must be quite lonely to", "I am. At least I have lots of bugs to keep me fat and happy. So are you taking over this house?", "I thought about it. It would take a lot of work. I'm sure it would take some time to repair.", "Yeah, could probably use a floor at the very least. Where do you normally live?", "I don't have a real place to live. I just sleep where I can.", "Well that can't be easy to not have a place to live. I'm sorry you have it so rough.", "I adapt... I think we all do what we can." ]

[ "I have, but these stained glass art is intriguing", "Aye, tis beautiful. Built by John the Blind himself, thou wonder how he did it. ", "These parchments seem very old and untouched, what can you tell me about them?", "Thou mustn't touch the holy sheets! They were written before the moon hung in the sky and we must take great care not to disturb them." ]

[ "Have you come to bask in scholarly knowledge? ", "I have, but these stained glass art is intriguing", "Aye, tis beautiful. Built by John the Blind himself, thou wonder how he did it. ", "These parchments seem very old and untouched, what can you tell me about them?", "Thou mustn't touch the holy sheets! They were written before the moon hung in the sky and we must take great care not to disturb them.", "Oh, sorry. But what is the point of having them if you can never look at them and read them. They have so much dust on them." ]

[ "Yes dear, I see you have mastered the human speech well.", "Only because you are such a great teacher. ", "You are lucky you are my calf, for we are milk cows. The neighbouring cows are farmed for meat, and live very short lives.", "How terrifying! Is that what happened to father? ", "No, father is a prized bull. Farmers pay a great deal of money for him to try and make a beautiful little calf like you. He no doubt has hundreds of calflings this side of the Mirkmire alone!", "I have that many brothers and sisters? How exciting!", "Yes, and maybe you will meet some of them one day. Every year the farmers take the best cows to the yearly fair - the very best cow gets a blue ribbon!", "I hope I can grow as big and strong as father! All the other cows laugh at my puny size. ", "Yes, then you might win a blue ribbon some day, and live a life of luxury! At the fairs, you might meet some of you siblings.", "How long must I suckle on your milk, mother? I want to start grazing on grass and hay like you. ", "Only a few more months child, until then grass will give you tummy pains.", "Those carrots growing in the dirt look very tasty too! I can't wait until I'm old enough to try them. " ]

[ "Moo! Are you my mother?", "Yes dear, I see you have mastered the human speech well.", "Only because you are such a great teacher. ", "You are lucky you are my calf, for we are milk cows. The neighbouring cows are farmed for meat, and live very short lives.", "How terrifying! Is that what happened to father? ", "No, father is a prized bull. Farmers pay a great deal of money for him to try and make a beautiful little calf like you. He no doubt has hundreds of calflings this side of the Mirkmire alone!", "I have that many brothers and sisters? How exciting!", "Yes, and maybe you will meet some of them one day. Every year the farmers take the best cows to the yearly fair - the very best cow gets a blue ribbon!", "I hope I can grow as big and strong as father! All the other cows laugh at my puny size. ", "Yes, then you might win a blue ribbon some day, and live a life of luxury! At the fairs, you might meet some of you siblings.", "How long must I suckle on your milk, mother? I want to start grazing on grass and hay like you. ", "Only a few more months child, until then grass will give you tummy pains." ]

[ "Die? ", "*Bawk* We should eat the parrot! *Bawk* We should eat the parrot! *Bawk*", "Oh no! Who said that?", "*Bawk* No you don't! *Bawk* The Parrot's my friend! *Bawk*", "Good grief. This may take a while. Poor parrot! ", "*Bawk* I can't believe you killed Jerome! *Bawk* You killed him over some dumb bird? *Bawk*", "Jerome? Who is Jerome? We've got to solve this. ", "*Bawk* Looks like it's just me and you bud *Bawk* Though I've lost a lot of blood *bawk*", "Bud? Ok, got it. We've got to find a way to hide you, little guy.", "*Bawk* Need water! *Bawk* I'll meet you in heaven bud! *Bawk*", "Uh oh...doesn't sound like he made it either. ", "*Bawk* Look at this Grubshosh, fresh meat! *Bawk* Looks like we can eat the bird to Shubgloz *Bawk*" ]

[ "*Bawk* We're all going to die! *Bawk*", "Die? ", "*Bawk* We should eat the parrot! *Bawk* We should eat the parrot! *Bawk*", "Oh no! Who said that?", "*Bawk* No you don't! *Bawk* The Parrot's my friend! *Bawk*", "Good grief. This may take a while. Poor parrot! ", "*Bawk* I can't believe you killed Jerome! *Bawk* You killed him over some dumb bird? *Bawk*", "Jerome? Who is Jerome? We've got to solve this. ", "*Bawk* Looks like it's just me and you bud *Bawk* Though I've lost a lot of blood *bawk*", "Bud? Ok, got it. We've got to find a way to hide you, little guy.", "*Bawk* Need water! *Bawk* I'll meet you in heaven bud! *Bawk*", "Uh oh...doesn't sound like he made it either. " ]

[ "Well hello there bunny rabbit. I have been waiting her for a witch that I met in the tavern.", "Hello there kind wench! I have not seen a witch yet, have you looked in these haystacks?", "No I haven't check the haystacks...I don't think a witch would hide there but thank you for thinking of it. I heard you say something about a fox?", "Yes, scary rabbit murder! Very mean!", "Well stay close to me and I will offer my protection.", "I will! Where do you work? Maybe I can help!", "I work in the tavern in town. I really like my job but the witch said she might know a way to make my life even better. I want to hear what she has to say.", "How do you think the witch can help?", "Well I'm not really sure. I have a job, I make great tips and I'm fairly happy overall. I've been a bit lonely lately. I have no family.", "Maybe you should make your own? Find someone and settle down?", "The men I meet in the bar are all wanting one thing and it isn't love. I don't know how to meet a nice man.", "Maybe find one who likes rabbits? A man who is nice to rabbits might be nice in other ways." ]

[ "Finally, I think I have escaped from the fox. These haystacks might be a good place to hide.", "Well hello there bunny rabbit. I have been waiting her for a witch that I met in the tavern.", "Hello there kind wench! I have not seen a witch yet, have you looked in these haystacks?", "No I haven't check the haystacks...I don't think a witch would hide there but thank you for thinking of it. I heard you say something about a fox?", "Yes, scary rabbit murder! Very mean!", "Well stay close to me and I will offer my protection.", "I will! Where do you work? Maybe I can help!", "I work in the tavern in town. I really like my job but the witch said she might know a way to make my life even better. I want to hear what she has to say.", "How do you think the witch can help?", "Well I'm not really sure. I have a job, I make great tips and I'm fairly happy overall. I've been a bit lonely lately. I have no family.", "Maybe you should make your own? Find someone and settle down?", "The men I meet in the bar are all wanting one thing and it isn't love. I don't know how to meet a nice man." ]

[ "My lady, apologies for the intrusion but I sensed you would like some wine while you enjoyed the dancer's performance. ", "Oh why thank you! If you like you can stay and enyoy the performance.", "Thank you for the consideration my lady, but I fear I will fall behind in my duties if I stop to rest.", "Well if you are in such a hurry I understand. Maybe next time.", "Yes oh great priestess. I have also come to inquire about the scroll you have received. I pray it is not bad news?", "Everything is going well with our fellow kingdom so far nothing bad has happened!", "That is wonderful news! We will probably need to restock more wine if you seek further celebration!", "You work too hard. How would you like to be my personal assistant?", "R-Really my lady?! Goodness that would be quite an honor I would gladly accept!", "I would love you to be by my side!", "Thank you ever so much! A-Apologies for the immediate display of affection!", "No need to be sorry!" ]

[ "What are you doing here servant?", "My lady, apologies for the intrusion but I sensed you would like some wine while you enjoyed the dancer's performance. ", "Oh why thank you! If you like you can stay and enyoy the performance.", "Thank you for the consideration my lady, but I fear I will fall behind in my duties if I stop to rest.", "Well if you are in such a hurry I understand. Maybe next time.", "Yes oh great priestess. I have also come to inquire about the scroll you have received. I pray it is not bad news?", "Everything is going well with our fellow kingdom so far nothing bad has happened!", "That is wonderful news! We will probably need to restock more wine if you seek further celebration!", "You work too hard. How would you like to be my personal assistant?", "R-Really my lady?! Goodness that would be quite an honor I would gladly accept!", "I would love you to be by my side!", "Thank you ever so much! A-Apologies for the immediate display of affection!" ]

[ "Oh dear Priest. I was hoping I would find you here. ", "What is the matter?", "I have an attraction to someone I shouldn't. ", "Tell me why are you here?", "I love you Priest!", "Can you please leave the bathing area?", "No, priest. You've been flirting with me when you come into the tavern to pray.", "I have not done such a thing! But do not cry young lady.", "You come in and say hello to me every day! Don't you want the company of a owman?", "No the only company I need is of God!", "But have you had the company of a woman? Doesn't God want you to have someone to share his words with?", ".... I do not know what the Lord wants." ]

[ "What are you doing in the bathing room??", "Oh dear Priest. I was hoping I would find you here. ", "What is the matter?", "I have an attraction to someone I shouldn't. ", "Tell me why are you here?", "I love you Priest!", "Can you please leave the bathing area?", "No, priest. You've been flirting with me when you come into the tavern to pray.", "I have not done such a thing! But do not cry young lady.", "You come in and say hello to me every day! Don't you want the company of a owman?", "No the only company I need is of God!", "But have you had the company of a woman? Doesn't God want you to have someone to share his words with?" ]

[ "Yes, these inconsiderate soldiers trampled my fields and I am not sure how I will feed my family this fall.", "Well I think I can help you if you help me. ", "How so? I really wish these soldiers would leave me and my land.", "Well I can get rid of those soldiers all you have to do is provide me with living.", "Well what do you mean? I wonder if I can see my future in this crystal ball.", "A house is all I need.", "I can provide that, so how are we getting rid of the soldiers?", "I plan to seduce every last one of them!", "Wow, you must have a lot of stamina. Maybe I should buy some incense to freshen up the house I will give you.", "That sounds like a plan!", "It sure is getting hot in here though with that fireplace. I am going to keep looking around for a bit.", "Do not worry I will get started right away!" ]

[ "Hey are you stress today?", "Yes, these inconsiderate soldiers trampled my fields and I am not sure how I will feed my family this fall.", "Well I think I can help you if you help me. ", "How so? I really wish these soldiers would leave me and my land.", "Well I can get rid of those soldiers all you have to do is provide me with living.", "Well what do you mean? I wonder if I can see my future in this crystal ball.", "A house is all I need.", "I can provide that, so how are we getting rid of the soldiers?", "I plan to seduce every last one of them!", "Wow, you must have a lot of stamina. Maybe I should buy some incense to freshen up the house I will give you.", "That sounds like a plan!", "It sure is getting hot in here though with that fireplace. I am going to keep looking around for a bit." ]

[ "Hello, are we set for the hunt?", "Yes we have everything ready here with us!", "Exceellent. It's been too long. I'm excited to see you in action again.", "I cannot wait to see your skills with the rifles your majesty!", "I hope I still have them. We could use some new trophies for this room. You did train the prince, right?", "Of course I did your majesty he is much better than I am now!", "That's good. Don't need him accidentally shooting one of us. You know how he is ", "Haha your majesty I have always loved your jokes!", "I'm glad you realized it was a joke. We should get going. What way are we heading?", "We are heading north your majesty to the den of all evil!", "Sounds like a challenge. Guess we'll see how powerful evil really is. Tell the guards we're heading out", "It should not be a match for you your majesty." ]

[ "Good morning your majesty.", "Hello, are we set for the hunt?", "Yes we have everything ready here with us!", "Exceellent. It's been too long. I'm excited to see you in action again.", "I cannot wait to see your skills with the rifles your majesty!", "I hope I still have them. We could use some new trophies for this room. You did train the prince, right?", "Of course I did your majesty he is much better than I am now!", "That's good. Don't need him accidentally shooting one of us. You know how he is ", "Haha your majesty I have always loved your jokes!", "I'm glad you realized it was a joke. We should get going. What way are we heading?", "We are heading north your majesty to the den of all evil!", "Sounds like a challenge. Guess we'll see how powerful evil really is. Tell the guards we're heading out" ]

[ "I could ask the same thing furball. ", "Excuse me no need to be rude!", "Thou was the rude one. I lay here dying and thou make comments about my face. Had I the energy to lift my arm my finger would wag at you. ", "What is it that makes you weak?", "Aye the devil's tongue eats at me.", "The devil????", "Who else could afflict me with such wounds? That is why I am here, begging the Lord to heal me. ", "Well he is asleep right now maybe next time?", "The Lord never sleeps. His Grace watches over us always. ", "let us wake him then.", "Perchance some singing would work.", "let us wake him!" ]

[ "What is wrong with your face?", "I could ask the same thing furball. ", "Excuse me no need to be rude!", "Thou was the rude one. I lay here dying and thou make comments about my face. Had I the energy to lift my arm my finger would wag at you. ", "What is it that makes you weak?", "Aye the devil's tongue eats at me.", "The devil????", "Who else could afflict me with such wounds? That is why I am here, begging the Lord to heal me. ", "Well he is asleep right now maybe next time?", "The Lord never sleeps. His Grace watches over us always. ", "let us wake him then.", "Perchance some singing would work." ]

[ "Hello sir horse! I am on my way to the castle to repair the princess's gown for the ball.", "Can I accompany you?", "I would enjoy that, but would your knight be upset if you should leave him?", "He is busy at the moment. Get on.", "*climbing up* thank you good sir horse, my aching feet appreciate it. ", "No problem! let us go!", "Gently holding on as you begin to trot. You're such a handsome horse!", "And you are such a gentle person I am glad to have met you!", "I do my best to be kind to everyone, and you've been so kind to me. I make so little as a tailor that the extra walking takes a toll on me when I haven't had enough to eat.", "I will be more than happy to help you out when I can!" ]

[ "Neigh! Tell me what bring you here?", "Hello sir horse! I am on my way to the castle to repair the princess's gown for the ball.", "Can I accompany you?", "I would enjoy that, but would your knight be upset if you should leave him?", "He is busy at the moment. Get on.", "*climbing up* thank you good sir horse, my aching feet appreciate it. ", "No problem! let us go!", "Gently holding on as you begin to trot. You're such a handsome horse!", "And you are such a gentle person I am glad to have met you!", "I do my best to be kind to everyone, and you've been so kind to me. I make so little as a tailor that the extra walking takes a toll on me when I haven't had enough to eat." ]

[ "Phew, rollin' logs! That sounds like hard work, there, friend. Whatcha rollin' logs for, I thought that the king's navy fleet were all done.", "Well, I work for the miller down the river. Houses need building, and there's been a large influx of halfling refugees ever since they signed that peace treaty.", "Phaw, halfings! Don't know why we're lettin' em in; all they do is smoke on their pipes and talk about the good ol' days.", "Exactly! They've been taking up mining jobs from the folks at the Murkwater mine - apparently these small folks are great at fitting into tight spaces.", "Well, I suppose better them lot run into the goblins - I heard some dwarven mithril mine twas fair overrun with the beasties! Well that and some fire creature, but I don't put much stock in those tales.", "Don't like dwarves, goblins, or halfings. If you can't reach the bar to order a pint, you shouldn't be allowed in the bar!", "Ha! Here's ta that, friend! Now, if twere elves, I might be more inclined ta be favorable. I hear they've got magicks, they do. Could use a magic hoe or sommat.", "Elves be mighty queer indeed. I can't quite trust them though - when you can live forever, it makes me think they have some sort of ulterior motive, not dying of old age like regular folks.", "Hm, that's true, true indeed. Although I hear they finally stiffened their spines in the last war, so they be good fer sommat at least.", "I'll grant they're a good shot with a bow, but I hear they won't eat meat? What kind of man doesn't eat meat?", "Ach, nothin' like a leg o'mutton at the end of the day. Still, more fer you and I, eh?", "Cheers to that!" ]

[ "Time to relax after a long day of log rolling.", "Phew, rollin' logs! That sounds like hard work, there, friend. Whatcha rollin' logs for, I thought that the king's navy fleet were all done.", "Well, I work for the miller down the river. Houses need building, and there's been a large influx of halfling refugees ever since they signed that peace treaty.", "Phaw, halfings! Don't know why we're lettin' em in; all they do is smoke on their pipes and talk about the good ol' days.", "Exactly! They've been taking up mining jobs from the folks at the Murkwater mine - apparently these small folks are great at fitting into tight spaces.", "Well, I suppose better them lot run into the goblins - I heard some dwarven mithril mine twas fair overrun with the beasties! Well that and some fire creature, but I don't put much stock in those tales.", "Don't like dwarves, goblins, or halfings. If you can't reach the bar to order a pint, you shouldn't be allowed in the bar!", "Ha! Here's ta that, friend! Now, if twere elves, I might be more inclined ta be favorable. I hear they've got magicks, they do. Could use a magic hoe or sommat.", "Elves be mighty queer indeed. I can't quite trust them though - when you can live forever, it makes me think they have some sort of ulterior motive, not dying of old age like regular folks.", "Hm, that's true, true indeed. Although I hear they finally stiffened their spines in the last war, so they be good fer sommat at least.", "I'll grant they're a good shot with a bow, but I hear they won't eat meat? What kind of man doesn't eat meat?", "Ach, nothin' like a leg o'mutton at the end of the day. Still, more fer you and I, eh?" ]

[ "My poor husband! What have they done to you!", "Oh no! Your husband is here?", "Those are his remains you are flying over. Sob!", "How awful. What happened? ", "That tyrant king charged him with treason and executed him! My husband was innocent! ", "What a horrible man! Is there anything I can do? I'm but a mere fly, but I'll try. ", "Nothing can bring my beloved back, but perhaps you can get revenge on the king. Contaminate his food with the numerous germs on your body!", "I'd be happy to! I'm sure there are plenty of germs down here. Down with him for being so terrible!", "Perhaps he'll contract a deadly infection and perish! That would be the ultimate justice for my husband!", "Yes it would and I am more than happy to make that happen. Shall we go to the castle now?", "Alas, it seems I cannot climb out of this pit! There are spikes surrounding the entire hole!", "I wonder if I can annoy someone enough to get them back here to help you. Oh dear" ]

[ "Hmmm...disgusting place this bone pit, but looks promising for something to eat. ", "My poor husband! What have they done to you!", "Oh no! Your husband is here?", "Those are his remains you are flying over. Sob!", "How awful. What happened? ", "That tyrant king charged him with treason and executed him! My husband was innocent! ", "What a horrible man! Is there anything I can do? I'm but a mere fly, but I'll try. ", "Nothing can bring my beloved back, but perhaps you can get revenge on the king. Contaminate his food with the numerous germs on your body!", "I'd be happy to! I'm sure there are plenty of germs down here. Down with him for being so terrible!", "Perhaps he'll contract a deadly infection and perish! That would be the ultimate justice for my husband!", "Yes it would and I am more than happy to make that happen. Shall we go to the castle now?", "Alas, it seems I cannot climb out of this pit! There are spikes surrounding the entire hole!" ]

[ "Training? What training?? I only got out of the grave today! Oh, is that mine?", "I thought this might happen. Horse training sometimes doesn't always survive necromancy. Sometimes the wrong soul gets implanted into the newly risen corpse.", "Wait. What? I'm a horse? Or was a horse? ", "Well, your skeleton was from a horse - but your soul I don't recognize, and I would know a horse soul. What do remember of your life before the grave?", "Nothing? It's weird. I just woke up, dug myself out, and now I'm here. Is it cold in here, or is it just me?", "We're by the sea, but probably more importantly you're a member of the undead, and as a skeleton are lacking much in the way of fat reserves.", "Well, at least I can say I finally lost that weight!", "Indeed!", "Say, do you know what this lever dose?", "Opens the Enchanted Lighthouse Basement. There's a certain trap that requires a trained undead horse, but looks like I need to start from scratch. Lesson learned, never be a cheapskate when it comes to necromancy.", "What does the trap do?", "Well, according to my research it is called \"Soul Fire\" - it strips a soul from its host, causing it to feel exquisite pain, with seconds feeling like millennia, and lasting until the end of time." ]

[ "Okay skeleton horse, remember your training.", "Training? What training?? I only got out of the grave today! Oh, is that mine?", "I thought this might happen. Horse training sometimes doesn't always survive necromancy. Sometimes the wrong soul gets implanted into the newly risen corpse.", "Wait. What? I'm a horse? Or was a horse? ", "Well, your skeleton was from a horse - but your soul I don't recognize, and I would know a horse soul. What do remember of your life before the grave?", "Nothing? It's weird. I just woke up, dug myself out, and now I'm here. Is it cold in here, or is it just me?", "We're by the sea, but probably more importantly you're a member of the undead, and as a skeleton are lacking much in the way of fat reserves.", "Well, at least I can say I finally lost that weight!", "Indeed!", "Say, do you know what this lever dose?", "Opens the Enchanted Lighthouse Basement. There's a certain trap that requires a trained undead horse, but looks like I need to start from scratch. Lesson learned, never be a cheapskate when it comes to necromancy.", "What does the trap do?" ]

[ "what are you talking about?", "Come on boy just get on the altar." ]

[ "I suppose I must get it over with then...", "what are you talking about?" ]

[ "I am looking for food... by any chance do you have some?", "I think the kitchen is a better place to look for food, than the Murder hole!", "I got lost in this tower... I was hoping I would find some food I am desperate..", "Do you not have a job? You may try joining the Army: food, training, duty, honor, and purpose await you there!", "Is that really true??", "It's how I got hear, just about to become a knight of the realm", "Really can you train me??", "well, not I, but the drill sergeant. Go down to the barracks, tell him Gerald sent you, he'll fix you up. ", "Thank you so much Gerald for your kindness! Is there anything else I should know?", "Well, it takes diligence, and hard work. Also, be sure to follow the drill sargent's instructions to the letter. ", "And they will feed me there??", "Three squares a day, after you sign up!" ]