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Lol op is so dumb, my actual ip is 90095.652.0.417
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2024-29-07
Where is this review? I haven’t seem it
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2024-29-07
I hope he won’t find my Dusk sex review
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2024-29-07
Half of my family got the note from Yumen city council to “watch out for someone named u/FirasDuqarael”, and there was a guide on how to forcefully detach testicles that came with the message. 
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2024-29-07
Dude reportedly triggered his S3 on a tree outside the culprit's house five times to warm up
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2024-29-07
I don't speak computer science. Just say the name of the street the sex review guy lives
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2024-30-07
It was deleted. Sadly.  It was long and funny though. 
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2024-31-07
Lmfao
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2024-31-07
I already commented on it on its first day.  Check your post. (This is Chongyue personally speaking. The user of this account has been liquefied as divine retribution)
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2024-31-07
Please tell me there was a joke about 1500 degree internals
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2024-31-07
7504 letters ahead. (Repost in a comment) . Well, Nian is known to be the energetic, dominant, lively dragon sister of Sui, and the first Sui operator we have aboard Rhodes Island. She maintains a friendly, bantering, laid-back behavior with an odd trolly shenanigan, and a goal to discover her true individual self outside of Sui eventual doom and the decay of his fragments consciousness. She has a thing or two for spicy food, directing films, shopping and forging, interestingly; A woman of all trades. As a Doctor who managed to recruit such a rare spectacle individual, paired with my tendency to love girls of such type, we fell in love due to our matching personalities to some degree and our agreeableness in general. After she made a film about Sui, she called me when i was drenched in anxiety and work papers and sleeping from exhaustion, and told me to go shopping with her. Eventually, we arrived at the shop, and i told her we should try buying some 'drip' outfits to confuse Rhodes Island and Kal'tist (who hates me for my laidback, trolly and careless behavior), as i told her to go for the men's section for me first, she vehemently disagreed and said It should be her, because "what's the point of buying clothes if you are going to collapse from seeing me in awesome clothes?" So i had no choice but to agree. Afterwards, we arrived at the women's section and she tried some outfits, which some we liked, some we didn't. Eventually, we went through a lingere section while searching for another drip outfits, i got intrigued by some gold and red lingere with an odd design. I told her "say, Nian, out of curiosity... Could you try wearing this? I mean.. you know... I know we came for drip.. but this... Uh... Looks cool.. so I'm very interested in seeing you wearing it... " I saw Nian visibly shocked to see me a bit blushing and shy, since i usually am confident and a trickster, so out of 'pettiness' and our love relationship, she agreed.. however with a mild fluster. I waited for her to come out, regretting the vulnerable side i showed to her and the seriousness of my acts, she suddenly called me "come in, Doctor", and as i came in... I was totally left over the moon, completely discombobulated and flabbergasted by how sexy she was, i almost screamed and felt a weird love 'bomb' inside my heart, and i got a boner. I immediately tried to hide it by getting my foot on the chair and leaning forward. Of course, i was too slow for the Sui siblings powers and she maintained her usual trolly behavior however with a slight blush and said "what's wrong, boy? Did i look that sexy to you?" I mustered my strength and tried my hardest to maintain my usual protection armor of 6000 layers of humor and trolling, and said "of course i did! Nian! Shall i compare thou to ummaro dou? Thou art more lovely and temperate! And before i continued this sonnet by Shakespeare, she pushed me on the wall and put her hand next to my head (although despite our height differences, she still made it), and said "enough poetry, boy, i can see your facade about to crumble, you want to have some intimacy right now, right? I can see the beast inside of you screaming" Right after she finished the sentence, she slowly and gently starts touching me softly from my legs and around my balls. Of course, i almost ejaculated from just that tension and her divine appearance and the peak aura she just shown me. But i controlled myself and i told her "let's buy this and go home, we'll buy the drip on another day" She understood the assignment and she agreed (which surprised me, looks like she actually loved me more than i thought she did), as we arrived home, it was 9pm, raining outside (unstable weather), we entered my sleeping room and she jumped on the bed after she wore the lingere, i switched the lights and closed the curtains partially (left some for the aesthetical view outside), i jumped on the bed and crawled next to her. We had some chat about Rhodes Island and Yan and some intimate stuff, and right before i wanted to say i love her, she started stroking me and i said "Nian...!!..." In a weak voice, then before i almost ejaculated, i jumped and flipped the sides and started having some pronebone and as I kept smashing, she kept saying "ummm... I will be honest now... I always wanted to- uh uhh uh, slow slow, easy easy and as she said that, i said " NO!" "YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR BEING THAT BEAUTIFUL IN EVERYTHING! CONSEQUENCES ARE NOW, NIAN!" And after that, we switched to missionary and she locked me with her feet and we got so intimate and close to each other that we felt our very hearts beating at the same time. After she kept moaning (which aroused me very much, seeing this side of Nian), i ejaculated a whole Kingdom Come inside of her, and she was left almost unconscious from pleasure. After two hours, she finally could walk again, she started giving me rapid, consecutive french kisses, thanking me for giving her this exquisite experience and divine emotions that she never felt before. Driving her close to liberation. Of course, i told her i didn't expect this vulnerable side of her either, she said "consider us even now, since we both shown our other sides to each other", i told her "heh, i hope we could continue doing this whenever we have the chance. You are wonderful and lovely. EMUACH" And right after we kissed a last time, i saw the room mess and our inexplicable disappearance from the usual Rhodes Island working shifted, is said "Holy motherfucking shit!" "Hey, Nian, how should we tell Kal'tist and clean the room quickly?" She replied "you deal with that yourself, these are the consequences of your actions for loving me. Now it's karma, haha!" And after she said that, she ran out of the room like Joseph Joestar ran from JoJo. I said "Noo00000l"
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2024-31-07
Part 2 A minute later, while cleaning fast, i heard Monst3r's sound and forgot that i forgot the door slightly open... It was Kal'tist. "YABAI!" I kept running around and tried to explain to her that it isn't that serious (which totally is serious, but i couldn't come up with any excuse) eventually, I gave up due to my frail body. And right as Kal'tist was about to deal a fatal blow, Nian saved my foil and said "it's all fine now... Why? It's because i am here" (which i noticed it's an All Might reference) she had some chat with Kal'tist for whatever reason, and they went out as if "continue cleaning" and saw the mad eyes of Kal'tist before leaving the room. Afterwards, i said this is peak existence! Screw the seaborn and Observers! Screw all this duty! I slacked off due to my indolent nature, indulged in my reminiscence about the golden experience earlier, Kal'tist came to check again... "YABAI!" *SFX RUN This time, i was surprised Monst3r was not running for me. Instead, she said "come here now, you useless Doctor" "just clean the mess before i got rid of you, you have only this chance thanks to Nian's negotiations" I complied and started cleaning. The next day while doing my job still overindulging about the reminiscence of the Nian experience, i forgot about Chongyue. Oh fuck fuck fuck. While we aren't exactly on bad terms, he surely wouldn't stay silent. I quickly started using my connections and loyal operators in case of emergency and preparing for the worst. It's been 5 days now, but i haven't seen a trace of him, maybe he didn't hear anything about it yet, but I'll be more prepared each day, the more, the merrier. For now, I'll rate Nian 12/10, absolutely wood. And will do it again, Nian, i love ya! (Still Nianless in game) (Bruh)
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2024-31-07
Many of you has noticed recently that there has been an influx of these Sex Review memes, and we have recieved many complaints and people have asked that we remove them. However, many people actually enjoy and interact with them. As such, we have decided on a compromise. We will allow the sex review posts to continue, however they will be restricted to a single day of the week. Thursday. If you post a sex review outside of Thursday it will be removed, and feel free to post them as you like on thursday. I find this is an agreeable compromise that pleases both sides for now. Have a good rest of your day - 0SM mod team.
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2024-29-07
That’s fair. I’ve definitely been enjoying these posts since a number of them have been creative. So thanks for still allowing them.
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2024-29-07
Come Thursday, the reviews will come flooding like the great flood, that's what you get for giving them time.
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2024-29-07
Summary:   Sex review:sex reviews   We fuck them so hard they can only exist once a week.   ~the mods
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2024-29-07
I won
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2024-29-07
r/okbuddygenshin did the same. They chose Monday.
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2024-29-07
https://youtu.be/p1wIHF8dNQ8?si=kfjA4eXBc_UVIeNG
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2024-29-07
Kinda random day selected, but seems like a fair compromise. Thanks mods.
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2024-29-07
Should have been Sunday for the alliteration
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2024-29-07
The government has regulated sex
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2024-29-07
How could you have made it Thursday when Sex Review Saturday is right there!
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2024-29-07
I think reviewing the same character again is against the law so they're gonna end eventually when the characters run out
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2024-29-07
I'll just not log onto the subreddit on thursday
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2024-29-07
10/10 summary, no notes.
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2024-29-07
I chose thursday because it's the designated "sex day" in the local culture
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2024-29-07
I mean any day of the week would've been random tbh. I just chose thursday for local cultural reasons
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2024-29-07
fuck
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2024-29-07
Fornication Under Consent of the Mods
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2024-29-07
there's like 200+ adult characters in this game we're so screwed
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2024-29-07
So I have three days to cook. Fine by me. Edit: finished one draft. Polish time. People keep questioning how bad my writing is and I'm about to give it to them.
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2024-29-07
Understandable, have a nice day!
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2024-29-07
i think this is a very good decision, well done mod team
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2024-29-07
Thank you so much. Plus, imho, for people who enjoy those, it'd be a nice big influx of posts once in a while rater than constant trickle.
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2024-29-07
Excellent. Three days to rearm on memes to use against them. You wouldn't happen to have any, would you, dear moderator?
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2024-29-07
It was a bit annoying, but nothing too much to complain about for me, so im glad it got restricted. It lost the funny shock humor aspect after 2 or 3 posts
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2024-29-07
And I'm the reason for both of these rules, basically.
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2024-29-07
Finally
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2024-29-07
"And so, sex review thursday was born, a tradition that lasted until a week after the announcement Arknights shut down, the final review being on how Amiya pegged the Doctor and stole their wallet."
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2024-29-07
The sex part of the sex reviews is overdone, but the writing aspect is genuinely positive. Giving people a week to prepare their walls of text is a really good idea, and might result in not just quality erotica but also higher quality writing in general. Maybe we should host a writing competition every other week too (maybe without the sex though).
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2024-29-07
That is such a good compromise! Hats off to you guys!
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2024-29-07
Also, will I get banned if I Sex review the Mod-Team? 🤔
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2024-29-07
based and sex pilled
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2024-29-07
I'd like to ask, is there a reason Thursday is the Sex day in local culture?
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2024-29-07
Lmao dawg said "aint my problem bitch"
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2024-29-07
This prompts the possibility of safeguarding characters you don’t want to appear in smut by simply writing a non-smut one yourself :)
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2024-29-07
Poetic
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2024-29-07
Solid, everyone get to rant a bit and show the non-coomer side of the sub. Post nut clarity prompts some wonderful writing, and this sub always has people experiencing such. 
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2024-29-07
To whoever reported with this megahit epic piece: > if I have to go to the official reddit mods to kill this trend come Thursday then that is what I'll do. you've already let bubble slide will you let angelina and utage slide too even though they also are under 18? We have a no adult content rule enforce it First of all please, actually read the 'No adult content' rule to the LAST paragraph. You're referring to rule 7. Secondly, and ignoring one of those posts was an obvious joke, Posts with operators such as those in Rule 7 will be **and have been** removed. ... may your endeavor prove fruitful.
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2024-29-07
You'll get pinned. Pinned to the floor and killed.
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2024-29-07
This is great, I've got days to write mine!
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2024-29-07
Missed opportunity for Sex Review Saturday or Sunday
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2024-29-07
Why not sex Saturday? Why are you afraid of alliteration? (Sunday is not an option because that is the Lord's day (Lord Arceus specifically))
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2024-29-07
The funny thing is that the Amiya review stayed up for...what, half an hour before everyone ganged up on it? NO ONE was about to let that slide, and the community responded scarily fast. No one lewds our daughter. **No one.**
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2024-29-07
Isn't that just sesbian gex?
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2024-29-07
;)
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2024-29-07
I thought you'd ban them so I don't have to write about Ursula. Alas, I will be prepared in 3 days.
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2024-29-07
While I do think that'd be fun, I don't really think anyone can fund a competition.
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2024-29-07
Lore accurate saria
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2024-29-07
In Egypt our workweek ends on a Thursday, so it's the perfect "stay up doing fun stuff" because you don't have to wake up early on Friday (at least I'm assuming that's why)
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2024-29-07
We've genuinely removed many of these posts that had characters on our minor list as soon as we were aware of them. Thankfully people are very quick to hit the report button on these and that brings it to our attention
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2024-29-07
If I don't have it on my desk on Thursday you're banned
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2024-29-07
oh so this is like a thing, got it, time to cook,
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2024-29-07
Is it gonna be a yume review or an executor cucks you review
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2024-29-07
Fund? We're on reddit. Just crown the winner. People didn't get paid to write sex reviews either!
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2024-29-07
only on saturdays
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2024-29-07
literally 1984
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2024-29-07
https://preview.redd.it/…ca5de0f4b188fc70
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2024-29-07
I will like to imagine my low effort Review of Sex reviews contributed to this
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2024-29-07
Okay, what's the timezone?
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2024-29-07
Genuine lore question. Isn't Utage a College student? How is she underage? I'd welcome info on that because I was today years old when I found out Caper was underage.
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2024-29-07
Good point
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2024-29-07
T h u r s d a y
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2024-29-07
*Innocent whistling*
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2024-29-07
While I have no horse in this race either way and just ignore these kinds of posts, I would like to point out that operators age up in-game. By “The Rides to Lake Silberneherze” Leto mentions she’s in her 20’s.
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2024-29-07
You do understand it will be T h u r s d a y at completely different times throughout the globe?
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2024-29-07
No One: Mods: Tacos on Monday, Sex Reviews on Thursday! No! Taco Tuesdays and Sex Review Saturdays!
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2024-29-07
Cool! Man I wish the Philippines did the same, alas... Thanks for the info ^ w^
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2024-30-07
Thanks for the heads up. Let me see if I can get myself back to writing smuts after not doing it for 10 years.
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2024-30-07
The cynical side of me believes it's all ChatGPT with amendments.
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2024-30-07
Nice, keeping the quality high with them posts and not letting it get stagnant. Honestly even with the topic at hand with sex reviews I honestly think that some of them are genuinely good and not just smut for the purpose of being smut. https://preview.redd.it/3riihwk31kfd1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d0d37d554853755bd814febf589572c1eb5e470
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2024-30-07
Ya dun goofed
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2024-30-07
We shall watch your career with great interest.
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2024-30-07
I unironically like the review to see how to write smut and see comparison. Also to judge people to death if they make minor lore mistake
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2024-30-07
Honestly doubt it. I ~~really think~~ know what I write is absolute garbage. But I keep being asked to share it here. So... If I'm proven wrong (which I doubt), I might unironically post my erotica to AO3. It's also why I'm starting with >!Irene!<, cuz she's in the single one I wrote that I feel is at least TRYING to be good.
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2024-30-07
Oh no! Yeah? I will watch, then quickly scroll past the unsettling bits, then watch your career with great interest.
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2024-30-07
Literally 1984
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2024-30-07
Uncultured people saying no to Sex Reviews bruh may patriot remove them from Terra
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2024-30-07
One must imagine Reddit Mods happy.
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2024-30-07
That takes the fun out of it, writing as a process is enjoyable, especially if it's satire to an extent. Add that onto the factor that this is a Gacha game and people are probably generally writing about their favourite characters- The stuff that I went through were quite obviously not AI at least. Plus, GPT probably lacks enough resource to not make odd mistakes when approaching details related with lore, AK is just not big enough on the global internet.
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2024-30-07
ام الدنيا؟؟؟
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2024-30-07
Thursday still starts and ends at specific points, considering all time zones.
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2024-30-07
مصر ام الدنيا طبعا. كان في اعلان مرة عن جد بيقول لحفيده ان لولا المسلسلات التركي يوم الخميس كان زمان ليه اخوات, هو ده السبب
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2024-30-07
lmao ربنا يهديك و يزودك مصر والله بلد لزيزة و شعبها حلوين. ربنا يساعد مصر في فترة الخرا و الاقتصاد الوحش.
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2024-30-07
Can't wait for Thursday to post the next Schizophrenic review, I feel like I simultaneously have blue balls and erectile dysfunction.
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2024-30-07
شكرا والله يخليك ❤️
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2024-30-07
I shall post at the morn of the New Zealand Thursday then
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2024-31-07
how about I send the reviews in your dms
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2024-31-07
Personally I would just ban them and have them make their own subreddit for it if they really want. Shits giga cringe. I'll just focus on blocking each person that posts it to curate the subreddit until then.
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