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First of all, thank you so much for the critique. I really appreciate it.
Second, a few things, if I may:
>As for critique... I don't really have anything to say. Storywise, everything felt really easy and convenient- But that's the point. If he didn't make it sound wonderful and fantastic, it wouldn't have carried that lovesick tone anyways.
That's precisely my point. I wanted to write this from the perspective of how I imagine them working as a couple, based on what we see of them in game. Although, may I ask what do you mean by "easy and convenient?" Because if I wanted to go for that, I wouldn't have mentioned the few snags they got to deal with when defining their sex life. (if you mean the premise of why he's rambling, aka the arts incident, it is convenience 100% though. I do have some silly ideas about how to introduce other sex Reviews from the silly to the *CRINGE.*)
Heck, the reason I did choose Irene to start with is because the first erotica I wrote after years of giving up on it is the "Roleplay" Moment mentioned in this review. It's been sitting in my hard drive with a few others because I could never see them as even remotely decent when I was done.
>The only minor nitpick is Thiago just kinda being namedropped out of nowhere which is a massive jump in his train of thought, but I can appreciate the intent behind it. (If you want to do a line like that, you need some build-up. Maybe a paragraph talking about their differences before and now and how it all ties into Iberia before remembering Thiago.)
Guilty as charged. It's basically a parasite of how I feel their relationship would be. I believe Irene would feel the stigma of dating an aegerian, and Jordi would probably feel a bit of shame dating someone who would've hunted down his parent figure, even thought said parent figure was actively helping the church of the Deep. Under the influence of heavy mind altering arts, I could've seen Jordi ask for forgiveness to his dead parent ~~Who's busy being a racist ass hole about it in the afterlife right outside of Frostnova's bar~~
>Right, that's about it. Take some pride in what you do!
Not gonna lie, this comment section is fucking me up, I didn't expect this to be appreciated.
>Now this is the point where I'd request someone in exchange for this critique, but honesty, I feel like you're going to reach them eventually, so I'll just tell you to keep doing what you wanna!
Please tell me bro/sis/homie, no reason I wouldn't drag them to the top of the pile if I believe I could do him/her/them justice.
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I guess it'd be getting together that felt easy, but I don't mean that in a bad way. When you're happy about something, it feels as if all the trouble you experience to get there is miniscule and insignificant, almost not even worth mentioning. It makes sense, so don't worry about it.
As for the request... GG/Red? Odd of me to overfixate on a ship this hard, I know, but I like their dynamic.
(And one last thing before I go... It's normal for writers to doubt their work before posting it. When you write something, you can see every missed opportunity and possibility that others don't, and what you could have written almost always makes what you did write seem bad. Just know that feeling isn't always right- the ideal isn't always going to match with reality. Just keep writing if you feel that way. It helps me, at least.)
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Alright, so I ain't no good writer. Hell, I didn't even think to take writing remotely seriously until this whole sex review trend. So take my words with a grain of salt. Or chunk, depending on your mood.
But it doesn't feel as "garbage" as you said before? It's a pretty solid vanilla piece of fanfiction.
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GG/Red. Okay. Give me a week or two tops and I'll get it done. Just a few things though:
- You mean Red Weeb/Reid, right ? Because I did see people ship GG with Projekt Red before. No I don't get it either.
- How would YOU define their dynamic? The way I define their dynamic might be different from yours. Yes, you can send me your portfolio, but it would delay things.
- I have some ideas on how to proceed. Want it to be like this one? Wholesome? A bit more sad? Cringy? All of these can work.
- I have a headcanon that Reid wears his scarf because his originium lesions are on his neck and beard areas. Also, while it's hinted at in the game via skins, I headcanon that there's in-Universe ways to chisel them out (and my self insert operator has improved said methods.)
- I will review them both solo or as a duo based on your answers.
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(dw lmao I just like complaining, don't let reddit randos influence your cooking)
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First off, please surprise me! I'd must rather see your own intrepretation than mine all over again. If I wanted something specific, I could've always just written it myself! (But if you need an interpretation of dynamics, I'll leave one below as a possibility.)
GG/Redblade, to me, is both people admiring something in each other. To GG, Red is strong and put-together. He's confident, always seems to know what to do and where to be. It even extends to his Fire arts- naturally destructive, yet he keeps a very good grip on them, even compared to a trained professional like Skyfire. That sort of self-control over his emotions, power, and life is something GG admires, because for the most part it's something she lacks. Someone who can control their arts and march towards the future they want... Wouldn't being that kind of person be wonderful?
Red admires GG for her determination to live a normal life. To begin with, the goal of Reunion was for it's members to live a regular life without suffering. But with every passing day Red stays in Reunion, it only feels like a more ridiculous things to hope for. He's an infected war veteran hailing for Ursus through Reunion- there never was much hope for him. That's why he watches GG: To see if there's any hope for an infected to live a normal, peaceful life. She stubbornly clings on to the idea of opening a little business and living off it, even with everything that's stopping her from achieving it. If there's hope for her... Then maybe there's hope for him.
[I'll just leave a singular fanfic here, since I feel like this one encapsulates my headcanons the best.](https://archiveofourown.org/works/48296599)
But again, please surprise me! I don't want to tell you what to write, because then I'd know what to expect!
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I elected not to read your fic because you clearly want me to surprise you.
Also, I really wanted to thank you. I've had three ideas in mind for writing this, but during my sleep tonight, brain decided "NO, you get setup 1 to these two, setup 2 to her, and setup 3 to them. GG and Reid deserve This setup".
And my goddamn brain was right. So now I'm jotting ideas for not only them, but at least 4 more couples/operators.
Also, I wouldn't mind rewriting my fic later based on your headcanon.
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I'm not arguing. Although many people also like self-insert stories. Without excessive inflection, of course.
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I think it's better be Han Dynasty/Era since they're Chinese based nation
But, you can cook brother
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I thought about putting "The Great Hunt" but Chongus came after, so I decided to stick to meme since I'm not versed on chinese history. That aside, thanks, bro.
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You're W-elcome
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UWAAAAAAH I WILL PERSONALLY ROLL A 30 TO SEND YOU BACK TO R/THEODYSSEYHADAPURPOSE!!!! SELF DESTRUCTIVE PURGE RAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Note: I did not know how to carry this out initially, it took me a while to find a good way of expressing this. On the other hand, it does look like the 'plan' is going a bit off- To some degree expected, I will continue different methods and attempts.
It was too long.
\*\*\*
"Why... This question, all of a sudden?"
Justyna's face was blazing hot, she clamped her mouth tight and shook her head, banded feathers ruffling slightly in the evening breeze.
The Knightclub is yet foreign to the occasion of a rest, as the responsibility to report back to the Landship arose, the five were met with a strange sense of relaxation. Cold, medical light swapped that of dizzying spectra, the steel that surrounded them was smooth and stainless instead of the occasionally peeling and rusting texture common inside the districts' bases. But it was not uncomfortable, rather, seeing the corridors lit made the knights less weary.
So strange thoughts begin appearing behind the minds of the tired knights.
The redhead Zalak was in a sweater, sitting in the disinfected armchair of their shared dorm. The others have already left as Justyna blurted out the odd question, Greynuty's cannon requires repair, she's off to the engineering department to fix her weapons and save Justice from her abduction by a certain Pythia, and Iwona can't stay still for more than two minutes.
Sona slowly put her mug down on her side of the table, and spat out the sunflower seed shells she was munching on. She held out the bag to Justyna.
"Have some of those, apparently they're cream-flavoured."
She must have noticed Justyna's urge to speak, raising a small hand.
"Don't worry, it'll take time, make yourself comfortable."
Rhodes Island rumbled under them, this giant of polished, weathered steel was no ever-growing beast like Kawalerielki, its heartbeat was not muffled by layers of buildings accumulated upon its skin, and its movement was not slurred by excess weight- the Landship was lithe, as lithe as a giant thing of concrete and iron could be. The two stayed silent as Justyna shuffled in her chair, trying to pull her hair out and flowing it out on the backrest.
Justyna nervously nibbled on a sunflower seed.
"So, what do you want to know?" Sona asked, her usual grin relaxing to an attentive glance.
Geez, this seed really tastes like cream.
"Hello?"
"...Oh, right, yes. Uh-"
"Just a note, I don't think any of us have any experience, a stroke of luck I suppose." Sona sighed. "If you want stuff on 'how it works' or 'what would happen' I'm probably not qualified to answer... The meds are right there on the island, they wouldn't mind a question."
"No, I guess... What do you think of it?"
She shrunk a little bit at Sona's stare, but the Zalak relaxed the glance immediately.
"Oh well, that's odd. I do have a bit of opinion actually." She chuckled, leaning forward. "Found anyone that you fancy?"
"Uh-"
"Alright, alright, I'll leave you be, you look like a tomato."
Sona picked her mug up and took a swig, a little patch of milk remained on her upper lip as she plopped the cup down on the table again.
"Where do we start? Ah, yes, in that darned city of theirs."
\*\*\*
You know, I came to Kawalerielki at a young age, younger than one should anyway- Is there really an age that fits you in there? I dunno, but anyways I was there.
School wasn't an option, so I had to come up with perceptions of stuff on my own. And that includes this stuff.
The first time I really understood it existed was a few years back, it was the dead of night, and I was scavenging parts of metal to, well, add onto my 'armour'. I was passing by a street that was basically pitch black, of course I wasn't a valuable target, but clearly someone else was.
As I was scuttling about, I heard noises and had to jump into one of the bins by the sidewalk. After half a minute, two people walked into view. One of them a scrawny guy looking like he's in his mid-twenties, the other a bulky lady with a lot of tattoos. Half of these patterns were... What do you call those- Yeah, floressent or something. I could see bones and stuff that were glowing in the dark.
The guy was half-naked, screaming nonstop, and probably really badly shaken. He got grabbed by the neck and was dragged off, like- Wham! Like that. I waited until the screaming died down to leave the bin and head on my way.
The next day it came to me that the guy was probably a prostitute, that really shouldn't be a surprise, we all know where the Kazdel do we live in. But that was the first time I saw something of the like happen.
Calm down, I haven't finished yet- It's fine, it wasn't that lit up anyway, saw like barely a third of it.
So of course I had questions of my own, I was living with a family from the East at that time, they got infected from a factory explosion near their house and had to escape the Ursian-controlled areas. The dad was quite approachable, so I asked him about it.
His answer was simple, he simply pulled out a picture of the family- It was taken before the trouble, and they had one more kid in the photo. Everyone was smiling, there was a creek and a birch forest behind. I asked him what did he mean, but it got interrupted by his daughter falling over- she had an Oripathy attack. Good thing she held through, I had snuck into the ventilation and stolen a box of jabs from somewhere I can't really remember.
It was really after a long time did I understand, he was talking about love. Not just sex by itself, but love.
You know, Justyna, if it wasn't for love, a lot of things wouldn't happen. That family might have broken up and died in the middle of nowhere if there wasn't love binding them together, from parents to kids, wife to husband, so on so on. It's one of the strongest things that exists in us. Remember Szewczyk? He took on these jobs and got screwed over to get his family a good life. You've got to give that to him.
They call sex 'making love', I suppose there must be truth to that, it must be a part of love, and without love, it's nothing good. You know that, probably, I mean, take a stroll outside in the 'neons' and you'll see it right away. Their city is chock full of sex without love, so if you ask me...
Find love first, it will come after.
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"It's been a while since the last time I told a story, I've got plenty more, but this one seems enough."
The Zalak downed the lukewarm milk in a gulp, wiping her face with the sweater's sleeves.
"I hope it helps."
"I... Think I understood." Justyna said, slowly. She could feel uncertainty welling up inside her, but of which kind she did not know.
"Well, hey, glad I helped. They could be back any minute now, you wanna wash before it gets too rowdy?"
"Sure."
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Suzu 100% platonic cuddle-time review
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Coldshot review 🥺
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Actually peak writing ngl. Stand proud you can cock
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Don’t think I have the ability to write cuddles, it’s a bit too distant from my life irl ;-;
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Thank you, I shall cock more in coming weeks.
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Huh, actually a great way to use it and an amazing character name there.
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Wait you weren't supposed to cook peak, this was supposed to just be some shitty smut-
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It’s not smut!
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My apologies. It was late at night and I merely skimmed before passing judgement. Allow me to rectify this transgression.
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Tsukinogi.
Cuz I'm curious how you'd review a woman that got a maid AND a slutty dress skin and yet almost no one simps for.
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I legitimately know nothing about her lore, might have to pull up my Terra: A Journey to find Higashi tidbits, and even then what I have to work with is very, very few.
But I will see if I can try, if there's no way I can link it to the title of supposed "sex reviews" then I might not be able to write much.
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0/10: fucked me over and over again on chess
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The first time I was having sex with that magnificent bastard was when he invited me over to a game of chess with one weird rule: for every piece of chess taken you must let go of one piece of your clothing. Back then, I had no firm knowledge of the way I would swing and since he promised me some five years of my own salary worth of LMD if I won I thought “why not?”. Also, it's not like I'm a complete stranger with him, I was the one in charge of monitoring Ensia's oripathy afterall.
Almost everything is normal inside the room, almost that is. Enciodes was already sitting on the chair across the door with a chess set prepared on the table, white on his side. The floor is lined with brown fur carpets and the air feels cold, Kjerag cold. As I sat on the chair provided for me, I realized he made sure to unzip his jacket and opened his shirt's button low enough to have a peek at the upper third part of his solid muscular pecs, just two buttons shy of showing his nipples should he discard his jacket and cape. I think my heart skips a bit at that.
Enciodes truly baffled me on his first two rounds, moving the pawn in front of his king two squares ahead and then moving the king itself a saquare forward. Was he high on incense? He would get his king killed on the frontline! In any case, I went greedy and captured a few of Enciodes piece unscathed. It seems like I would get my prize indeed.
“Ah, I haven't played this game for a long time, my apologies” he said then I looked up only to realize… that bastard was already topless. That bastard, thi- this must be deliberate! I cannot help but dumbfoundedly stare at his perfectly sculpted body free of hindrance. On his chest, two solid blocks of pectoral muscles gently rose like a hill with little brown peaks proudly standing, begging me to gaze at it and drool like a dog infected with rabies.
“Is there trouble, my friend?” Those words snapped me out of my trance and my cheeks went red. He simply smiled, which angered me somehow. Yes yes, I cannot just sit here like a statue when there is five years of my salary to be won here! Alas, it seems he was merely obfuscating his stupidity for he quickly overturned the tide against me. Yet, he didn't go for the quickest check, instead enjoying to capture as many pieces as he can. As he captured more and more of my piece, I get more and more exposed to the bone-chilling cold of the Kjerag-esque temperature. Combined with the raging boner on my boxer, I can't even concentrate on the game and honestly, I think I would still lose even if I can.
The inevitable checkmate came soon enough, leaving me stark naked with only a boxer against the cold. Just as I stood up and about to say goodbye however, he asked “why the sudden speediness of your leave my friend? Wouldn't you like to have a drink first?” and gestured his hand to the table's underside. I knew there was neither a bottle of wine nor refrigerator underneath yet I crouched down there anyway, maybe the cold wind bugged my mind somehow. Of course I found no alcohol down there but I found him to have unzipped his trouser, showing a humongous bulge restrained by his boxer. Curious, I crouched closer to it and opened the Pandora box(er). “Gottverdammt!” I proclaimed in my heart as I saw a raging and roaring staff of flesh standing out proudly, just as great and beautiful as the owner's cane sword, with a soft bush of gray hair at its base.
“Oh, how clever. What's your opinion, my friend?” he asked, smiling and gently rustling my hair with his right hand.
“Magnificent sir. Mine felt pathetic”
“Do not denigrate yourself so easily, my friend. I'm sure yours is magnificent too” then he gently pressed that staff of flesh upon my face, “Would you mind to warm it up?”
By instinct alone, I knew what I had to do. I opened my mouth and swallowed the glans of his penis, careful not to bite it, then licked it as if it was a sort of pink fleshy lollipop. Some precums already leaked through and it tastes… somewhat bitter, as expected of a CEO and a head of state, must have been all that coffee and night work I thought. Simultaneously, my right thumb and index circled around the base of his dick and jerked it upward. Each time I bobbed my head down his penis, I dipped my mouth deeper and deeper into the base of his penis. Did he moan? No, yet I knew he must have enjoyed it because I felt his penis throbbed hard and getting even more rock hard each time I jerked. Till suddenly, his hands shoved my head down so hard I was left gasping for air but all I received was his thick hot semen sliding down my throat.
Was it enough? No, not at all. His penis stood as proudly as before, just fully caked with semen and saliva. After that, he pinned me down to the floor, my back bent backward and ass up like a female cat about to be bred. The soft fur of the carpet touched my nipples, sending light ripples of pleasure across my body. The fact that I rubbed my body back and forth on the floor in search of that sensation doesn't help. Enciodes was on top of me, the same feline position with both hands on top of the back of my hands and penis pressing slightly on my boxer to nestle itself between my butts like a knife trying to cut a loaf of bread. Then he whispered to my right ear…
“I have good news and bad news. The good news is this room is soundproof. The bad news is I still need your consent to proceed. So how do you want to proceed, my friend?”
How? HOW?!!?!?! You've pinned me down to the floor like a pathetic little prey who is about to be swallowed whole and made my cock erect and sopping wet just from staring at that big chest and having to service yout cock yet you are still asking “how?”?!?!?!?!
“FUCK ME! PLEASE JUST FUCK ME! STAB ME ON THE ASS WITH THAT COCK OF YOURS ENCIODES! MESS IT UP THOUSANDFOLDS IF YOU WILL!!”
“Hmph, as you wish” then he proceeded to strip down my boxer, the last piece of clothing on my body. As he stripped it down, his palms fondled my cock, testing its size. “Hah, your size is indeed pathetic” he proclaimed. It's so humiliating yet somehow my cock throbbed harder at that. Just as promised, he probed down the anus hole with his cock before finally-
He thrusted
Oh fuck, that large ram of a cock hit hard on the right spot. The thrust was forceful yet gentle, because I swear I feel he could just knock me down senseless if he wanted to. His tail slithered around my sensitive cock to jerk it up and down while simultaneously tickling my abs. Mayhaps, I could still contain myself if the force didn't make my nipples get rubbed back and forth across the floor, sending out shockwaves after shockwaves of pleasure that turned my body into an earthquake-like spasmodic mass of flesh. Truly, i was gasping for air like a marathon runner, my heart was pumping like crazy, and everywhere from anus to the nipples got so stimulated it left my mind high, verging onto climax. Yet, he playfully scrammed my cock with his tail everytime I'm tantalizingly close enough to climax.
“Enciodes” akh “please~ please~~”
“Mm… hmm… cannot hear you”
AKH “LET!” AKH “ME!” AKH “CUM!”
Then the final thrust came with a geyser of cum from below. The tail finally let go of my cock but still covering and tickling with it as I shoot out my own cum. My already spasmodic body turned into an even more spasmodic mass of flesh and fat. He then turned my head around and we shared a kiss.
That wasn't our last act however. One time he turned around and fucked me on missionary position. Another time, he let me suckled on his nipple as he jerked both of our cum ridden cock. We were honestly so exhausted we slept hugging each other on the floor.
The next day, I checked my bank account and bloody hell! Someone transferred five years of my own salary into it!
Review: 10/10 for the good fuck and turning me gay but 20/10 for the paycheck
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- By jove, please please please let me in. I don't know if it's still thursday over there in America or not
- Yes, that's a bongcloud opening that Enciodes used
- I stole the idea of strip chess from @/nnonosui over on pixiv. Many thanks to her
- I don't know if I would cook with other male operators. This one is a little personal
- Kinda thonking on cooking one with femdom futa/strap-on Degnbrecher pegging MC
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the fuck did I just read
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2024-02-08
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Homo sex
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2024-02-08
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Damn, was hoping for FemDoc x Silverash…
Old man yaoi is fine too, I suppose
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Honestly, kinda wished someone would write a sesbian lex sex review or male sex review from the female too.
Also nah, this doc is just a random Rhodes Island employee. The real doc would have at least stalemated the chess game
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Indeed, the doc I know would've en passanted
If no one will write the Kristen/Saria sesbian lex, I must do so myself
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Good thing he didn't hit you with the Truesilver Coom. It only lasts 30 seconds, though.
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2024-02-08
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Thank God, say gex.
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2024-02-08
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now i will write a sesbian lex review of Exu x Lappy (to prove a point)
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Where's the tsing tsing tsing session
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2024-02-08
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honestly we need more sesbian lex sex review that is so rate to see
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Cant believe i actually did sit down and read the full session of this say gex as straight male.
Ig the recent trend of sex review and the unique bc its abt a male operator helped but anyway, good job man
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Aye, thanks!
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2024-02-08
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YES! That’s it! Old man Yaoi sex! I praise you, fellow Doktah, for finally delivering on what I have been scouring this subreddit for. Continue cooking.
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2024-02-08
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Hot men UUoohhhhh
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Beautiful
I shed a tear
As above, so below
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ART.
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>Another time, he let me suckled on his nipple as he jerked both of our cum ridden cock.
Woah, Matterhorn milk has competition
https://preview.redd.it/lp37cvd708gd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e855dac3edd27b4468c07dd79faa14f1f203cd15
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If this gets removed it's war
I think I might make one for next week... for a male operator of course, but not SilverAsh 🤔
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30 seconds of straight(gay?) cvm 😩😩
Even Weedy's hydropump couldn't keep up
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2024-02-08
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I read the chess line and rolled my eyes, but then I scrolled more
My god, didn't get duped? Incredible :D
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2024-02-08
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on it already, just need to decide if i go full Kataokasan or sweet wholesome yuri (tending towards the latter)
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I have one in the works for the week after next. Don't worry.
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2024-02-08
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Whoa there, calm down shakespeare
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🫦🫦🫦
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Crosspost to anarchychess lol
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Do not the exusiai pls ☹
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2024-02-08
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fuck you i will Lappy the Exusiai
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SilverAsh isn't even that old lol, barely reaching early 30s methinks, but I get where you are going. Straight folks usually imagine say gex with a femboy first, not with a 30 years old DILF in the making
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Started/planning three already. And hesitating between which one to focus on the most.
Want the wholesome, the professional, or the cringe one?
P.S: If I finish a request first, you'll wait two weeks unless mod kun is fine with me double posting.
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Oh hey! Personally would say the cringe one. Just wanna know what you'd consider as *cringe*.
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Based on lore hints from the Degenbroken events, SA should be 32 to 33 years old.
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Unironically, outside of the degradation about the dick size (it feels beneath him), I feel you nailed mr Enciodes's vibe as well as he nailed you during segs.
Also thanks for giving the sub some much needed yaoi content. I might now swing that way, but people who do deserve it.
Keep at it homie!
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Considering how this entire sub roasted the fuck out of me for my waifu/seggs tier list, I'm pretty sure you'll come behind me with a baseball bat next thursday.
P.S: It's about a character I'm legit shocked didn't get featured yet.
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Gex
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That degradation one might have been a personal kink slipping in honestly. Glad I nailed the vibe though, he is my first six stars and my husbando, so this one is a little personal to say the least.
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It's fine, I would've wrote it as "It is maybe small, but for me, it's the perfect size." Being a bit blunt is what I feel SilverSmash should act like.
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based and bottompilled 🤝
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Yeah, that one seemed out of character, but didn't ruin the cooking
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>“I have good news and bad news. The good news is this room is soundproof. The bad news is I still need your consent to proceed. So how do you want to proceed, my friend?”
Asked for consent both for getting blowed and for plowing, 12/10 SilverAsh truly is the best gentleman in the game
Yaoi in this subreddit? This shit's gay asf 10/10, I need silverash to impregnate my prostate too
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Im tempted
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>Kinda thonking on cooking one with femdom futa/strap-on Degnbrecher pegging MC
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P.S: Now I really need mod-kun to allow me two posts cuz I've had two ideas too good not to do.
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2024-03-08
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the one artist who does femdoc x silverash and the bunnysuit femdoc comic
God BLESS
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2024-03-08
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But then they'd have had to brick Silverash's pipi and no sex would've happened.
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