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- Sister! who are you? |
Come... come... |
"Hey Superman. |
- Yes, damsel?" |
"Save this damsel, please! |
- From me?" |
"Not from you, from those dagger wielding men." |
"From six of them? |
- Not six, they are three." |
Three? |
Okay. |
- Go. |
Don't you feel ashamed to tease a hapless woman? |
"Go back to school. |
- Shut up, old man!" |
Go and watch Fashion TV. |
- Okay. |
He got scared. |
They called you old man. |
- Doesn't matter. |
Show your machismo and save my youthfulness. |
Go! |
- No! |
"Kacha, China, if this old man falls and dies..." we'll get into trouble. "we'll leave him and go to the other old man, Sarju." |
They have left. |
- Really? |
My Krish! |
Thank you. |
You have come to this neighborhood for the first time? |
I've never smelt you before. |
"It was a joke. |
I mean, never seen you here before." whose house have you come to? |
I... |
I... actually... |
Arjun! |
Hi! who is this aunty? |
I don't know. who's she? |
I know! |
"Aunty! when did you come? |
- I had to come, son." |
"Shastriji, she's my aunt. |
She's come to stay with me for 15-20 days." |
You'll stay? |
- She surely will. |
Listen. |
I live upstairs. |
Up the stairs and inside. |
Do come up some time. |
"Now that I have come, the up and down will happen." |
"Come, aunty." |
Listen! |
Sorry. |
You didn't tell me your name. |
I will just give myself. |
I mean... |
I'll tell you. |
Sania. |
- Mirza. |
Sunaina aunty. we call her Sania affectionately. |
Affectionately? what do I call you affectionately? |
Affectionately... call me Sania. |
"Sania, I love you." |
"Mane... darling, what are you up to?" what do you want? - what I haven't done until today. |
"I got many offers, but I refused them all." |
I realise today what a lovely thing it is. what? |
Bribe! |
I've rejected Rs.5055501.50 |
And what did I get in return? |
Zilch! |
All inspectors from my batch have made so much progress. |
"They have a car, bungalow, bank balance." |
And they even have mothers. |
And me? |
I don't even have lentils in my kitchen. |
"Mane darling, I feel pity for you." |
No. |
I have decided now that even I will have all of this. |
"Car, bank balance, and a mobile phone too..." on which you receive those MMS of girls. |
"I'll wear my uniform, but not honesty." "wherever I go, I'll take a flight. |
Three tier AC!" |
I'll get my whole house air-conditioned. |
Three central ACs. |
That's why I've brought you here. |
"To fix Acs? |
- No, to strike a deal." |
Deal? |
"Look Sanya, whatever the world may say..." |
I know that only you know where Carlos'... ...diamonds worth 500 million are. |
Only you know. |
"Listen to me, Mane... - You listen to me, darling." |
"You listen to me, darling." |
"Sanya, what will Carlos give you?" |
25 million! |
50 million! |
I'll give you 50%. |
250 million! |
Tell me where the diamonds are. |
As soon as I get them, we'll leave the country. |
The road is clear. |
250 million mine, and 250 million yours! |