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No, son... never. The blood stays on the blade. One day you'll understand. Some of it I half remember. And the rest... the rest, I took from dreams. St. Michael, the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protector... against the snares... and the wickedness of the devil. Now, son... who's that? St. Michael. Who is it? - St. Michael! - And what did he do? He cast Satan out of Paradise. Good boy. May God put the steel of the Holy Spirit in your spine and the love of the Blessed Virgin in your heart. Hey, boyo. Johnny. What's the battle? Natives against the Dead Rabbits. Which are you? What do you think? Dead Rabbits. Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Well, well, Monk... Are you with us or not? For the last time, Vallon, I'm with you if the money is right. I'll give you ten per notch. Ten? You have my word. Ten per notch? Per new notch. Then I'm your man. Is this it, Priest? The pope's new army? A few crusty bitches and a handful of ragtags? Now, Bill, you swore this was a battle between warriors, not a bunch of Miss Nancys. So warriors is what I ought. The O'Connell Guards! The Plug Uglies! The Shirt Tails! The Chichesters! The Forty Thieves! Bene. On my challenge... by the ancient laws of combat... we have met at this chosen ground to settle, for good and all, who holds sway over the Five Points... us Natives, born rightwise to this fine land... or the foreign hordes defiling it! Yeah! By the ancient laws of combat, I accept the challenge of the so-called Natives. You plague our people at every turn. But from this day out, you shall plague us no more. For let it be known that the hand that tries to strike us from this land shall be swiftly cut down! Yeah! Then may the Christian Lord guide my hand against your Roman popery! Prepare to receive the true Lord! Yeah! Aaah! Aaaaahhhh! Priest! Aaaaahhhh! Look to me! Who is this under my knife?! Father, get up! Get up! Where are you? Oh, my son... Don't never look away. Soon be over, Priest. Finish it. Ugh! You may need this across the river. Ears and noses will be the trophies of the day. But no hand shall touch him! No hand shall touch him! He'll cross over whole... in honor. Not before I get what's owed. No! It's fair... a touch indelicate, but fair. My sympathies. What'll we do with the boy? Look at me. Give him to the law. See he gets a good education. Okay, boy, say goodbye to your father. - Hey. Hey! Get him! Don't let him get away! Hurry! Come in here! Aaah! - Aaah! - He's going downstairs. Come here, boy! You're going to Hellgate, son! There he is. Let's get him. Priest Vallon died a noble death. But his Dead Rabbits is done and outlawed! Let no one even speak their name from this time on! In this place, you have grown from a boy into a man... put to death the earthly things in you... immorality, impurity... passion, vengeance. The Lord has forgiven you. You also must forgive. You go forth to a country torn apart by civil strife. Thank you, Reverend. Lend your hand to the work that yet remains, that this war may end, and the plague of slavery that ought this conflagration down upon us vanish forever... from the Earth. In the second year of the great Civil War, when the Irish Brigade marched through the streets, New York was a city full of tribes... war chiefs... rich and poor. Down with Lincoln! Lincoln will make all white men slaves! It wasn't a city, really. It was more a furnace where a city, someday, might be forged. That's the spirit, boys. Go off and die for your blackie friends. Down with the abolitionists! We should have run a better man against Lincoln when we had the chance. New York should secede from the Union! He trying to say we're no different than niggers?! You ain't. - Good evening, other. God save the Union! There's the Union. Go back to Africa, niggers! Go back to Africa! Leave him alone! - We're free. The angriest talk was of the new Conscription Act... the first draft in Union history. No nig noggery here! None! Yeah! New York Tribune! Buy your Tribune here! Join the Army, lads! Three square meals a day and good pay! When the Irish came, the city was in a fever. Since the time of the great famine, they'd come streaming off the boats. And they got a right warm welcome. Go back to Ireland, you dumb Micks! You remember that, you bog-Irish gyps! Get back on the boat, Paddy! I only came two hours downriver from Hellgate. But they all took me for an immigrant. Why not? There were a thousand different accents in New York, and to the Natives, you see... It was all the same. Seven curses of God on you, you bastard! Tammany's here to take the chill off your soul and the weight off your heart. Welcome to America, son. Your long, arduous journey is over. Go back to your own country! Vote Tammany! America for Americans! New York loved William Tweed... and hated him. And those of us trying to be thieves... well, we couldn't help but admire him. Mr. Cutting, gentlemen, thank you for coming. - It's an honor. Mr. Tweed. Sir, please. Excuse me! I think you're frightening them. So? Don't mind him. He used to be an Irishman. Ah, the Five Points... Murderers' Alley... Brickbat Mansion... the Gates of Hell. It was here in this vile place. Look upon the face of this poor child. She lives in squalor in this godforsaken den of vice and misery behind me. Every year, the reformers came. Every year, the Points got worse... as if it liked being dirty. ...degraded men and women. Where am I going to go?! Move! The Reverend wants you out of here! You can't do this! Come on, you filthy grubworm! A glorious resurrection will spring from the filthy depths... to which these miserable creatures have fallen. In God, they will find their true home. You may or may not know, Bill, that every day, I go down to the waterfront with hot soup for the Irish as they come ashore. It's part of building a political base. I've noticed you there. You may have noticed me. Indeed I have... throwing torrents of pavers and withering abuse on every single person who steps off those boats. If only I had the guns, I'd shoot every one of them before they set foot on American soil. Mulberry Street... and Worth... Cross and Orange... And Little Water. Each of the Five Points is a finger. When I close my hand, it becomes a fist. And anytime that I wish, I can turn it against you. I understand, but we're talking about different things. I'm talking about civic duty... responsibilities we owe to the people... schools and hospitals, sewers and utilities, street construction, repairs, and sweeping, business licenses, saloon licenses, carting licenses... St. Michael, the Archangel... defend us in battle. Be our protector against the snares and the wickedness of the devil. Streetcars, ferries, rubbish disposal... There's a power of money to be made in this city, Bill. With your help... the people must be made to understand that all these things are best kept within, what I like to call, the Tammany family, which is why I'm talking about an alliance between our two great organizations. You're talking about muscle work. That too. Muscle to match our spirit! You own the crushers. Get them to do it. The police? Oh, no. Jesus, no. The appearance of the law must be upheld... especially while it's being oken. Give me the strength for what I must do. Who are you? - Ah! Hey! No. I said, Who are you? What are you doing here? I just like it down here, is all. See what's in his pockets, Jimmy. Now, look, boys, I really don't want a fight. Don't want a fight? Don't worry, son, ain't gonna be much a fight. Don't kill me. Where'd you get that? I told you I didn't want to fight! Why not? Look how good you done. You're the Priest's son, aren't you? You, get away from me, understand?! You don't remember me, do you? I's the one tried to help you. What? I's the one tried to help you... when the Natives took you. Oh, that was you? Yeah. I thought you was killed. They just locked me up, you know that? This long? But I kept trying to escape, you know. They add on time for that. So what are you doing back here? I guess I missed the place. Bowery Boys. That's enough now. Hey! Get back here! The Five Points... Paradise Square... the streets here are always lively of an evening. Who are the gangs around now? You got the Day eak Boys and the Swamp Angels. They work the river, looting ships. The Frog Hollows Shanghai Sailors down around the Bloody Angle. Shirt Tails was rough for a while, but they've become a bunch of jackrolling dandies, lolling around Murderers' Alley, looking like Chinamen. Hell-Cat Maggie... she tried to open her own grog shop, but she drunk up all her own liquor and got throwed out on the street. Beautiful. Now she's on the lay for anything. There's the Plug Uglies. They're from somewhere deep in the old country. Got their own language. No one understands what they're saying. They love to fight the cops. And the Night Walkers of Ragpickers' Row... they work on their backs and kill with their hands. They're so scurvy, only the Plug Uglies will talk to them. But who knows what they're saying? The Slaughter Housers and the Broadway Twisters... they're a fine bunch of bingo-boys. And the little Forty Thieves... I used to run with them for a while till they got took over by Bendrick the Cockroach and his Red-Eyed Buggers. Bendrick carries a germ. If you try to leave the gang, he hacks up blood on you. The lime-juicers are nothing but a bunch of rapacious grab-ups. The True Blue Americans call themselves a gang, but all they do is stand around on corners damning England. If you believe one word that the British say, you're a fool. Do any of them got the sand of the Dead Rabbits? You don't say that name. That name died with your... They've been outlawed. When I was in the blockhouse, the Chinks told me that the Natives cele ate their victory every year. Is that true? Aye, that they do. It's quite the affair. The Butcher himself's got to invite you, or you don't go. Oh! ! Look where you're going, Johnny. You look stunned and poorly, sir. Quite a pair of conversationists, aren't you? Maybe not... but we're deep thinkers. Well... Gentlemen, I leave you in the grace and favor of the Lord. Jenny... the finest bludget in all the Points. She is a prim-looking stargazer. Hmm. But I'd check my pockets if I was you... 'cause I do believe she lifted your timepiece. Whoo! Well, I let her take it. I let her take things all the time. Is that right? We always liked a good fire in the Points. Fire! You could generally pick up a little swag, and if the cops came along, then you really got a show. Vote Tammany! The Municipal Police fought the Metropolitan Police. The Metropolitan Police... they fought the street gangs. Hurry up, men, before the Black Joke get there! There were 37 amateur fire igades, and they all fought each other. The Black Joke are on their way, Tweed! And they'll beat the shite out of you. Okay, boys! Get the hose out! It's the Black Joke! Go get them, boys! Give those Bowery Boys hell! Quick, before there's nothing left. Go back to the Bowery, you bums! Stop them! For God's sake, they're taking everything! In your next time of trouble, ma'am, call on Tammany first. But it's not too late! You can still save my house! Whoo! Let's go. I thought you said you was hungry! Grab what you can! Let's get out of here! May I point out that this building is burning to ashes? And may I point out that this area is the province of my own Americus Fire Brigade and that you lot belong only in the Bowery? May I point out that you're outmanned, outmaneuvered... ...and, in a moment, outfought. Am I? There's the Black Joke! Let's take them on the cobbles! Go spill some claret, boys! Go on, Shorty, have a nice muss! Clear the way for Bill the Butcher. Okay, boys, to work! What's the point? The fire's near burned anything of value inside. Boys, forget that one! Next building over! Mustn't let it spread! Take what you want from that one! What are you doing? What are you doing? There's nothing wrong with this one. This is my house! ! Johnny! - Help! Johnny! Help! . Help! Come on! Come on, Johnny! Get up! Leave that! You two, out of the way! His name's Amsterdam. How's the beak? Ain't so bad. You, you got anything, you give it up, or you get out. Is that it? That's it. Right, here's the rake... everything comes here. We fence it. Johnny takes our tribute to the Natives, and we chop up the winnings... each to his equal portion amongst the gang. Does that meet with your approval, Hellgate? My approval? What's the matter, Jack Sprat... can't you think for yourself? I'll slit your fucking throat! Hey, come on! You boys will settle with me before settling with each other. I come for my due and proper. Oh... Well, this ain't a bad haul. You know when folks start in to saying to where the country's going to hell? I always tell them... You just look at all the hard work our fine young lads is doing down in the Five Points. Oh, yeah... Now, this is just the thing for Mrs. Mulraney. All right, there, Happy Jack, leave us with something to quarter to Bill the Butcher, eh? Would you? Not my favorite tune. Thank you, boys. You keep out of trouble, now. Every year, the Natives cele ated the killing of my father all over again... ...at Sparrow's Chinese Pagoda in Mott Street. The Chinks hated the Natives worse than we did. The drum rolls, and the Butcher drinks a glass of fire. When you kill a king... you don't stab him in the dark. You kill him where the whole court can watch him die. Hey, got any timber? As I walked down To Chatham Street A fair maid I did meet She asked me To see her home She lived In Bleecker Street To me a-weigh, you Santee My dear Annie Oh, you New York girls Can't you dance the polka? To me a-weigh, you Santee My dear Annie Oh, you New York girls Can't you dance the polka? And when we got To Bleecker Street We stopped at 44 Her mother and her sister Dared to meet us At the door To me a-weigh, you Santee My dear Annie Oh, you New York girls Can't you dance the polka? To me a-weigh, you Santee Hey, Maggie. Right ear or left ear? Ah, give us a drink, you eejit. Help yourself. To health. The liquor was So awfully strong Two minutes! Place your bets! Gentlemen! The match is due to commence. The count to beat is 25 rodents in 3 minutes. Towser against the vermin! Are the enumerators satisfied?! - 50! - Yes! Let them go! My dear Annie Oh, you New York girls Can't you dance the polka? To me a-weigh, you Santee My dear Annie Oh, you New York girls Where are you going, boyo? I'm here to pay tribute to Bill. Are you, now? Give it to me. I'll give it to him. No, thanks, I'll give it to him myself. Come on. What do you want to keep, the money or your teeth, boyo? John... Welcome. To me a-weigh, you Santee My dear Annie Oh, you New York girls Can't you dance the polka? For me and me lads, sir. Mate of yours... where's he from? Oh, he's not from here, sir. You! To me a-weigh, you Santee My dear Annie Oh, you New York girls Can't you dance the polka? To me a-weigh, you Santee My dear Annie Oh, you New York girls Can't you dance the polka? That's close enough. To me a-weigh, you Santee My dear Annie Oh, you New York girls Your friend can't look me in the eye. That's not an admirable characteristic. No one can look you in the eye, Bill... not when you're playing cards. To me a-weigh, you Santee Oh, you New York girls This is whist. This is a gentleman's game. Make a gentleman's bet. I'm betting large, Bill. That ain't large. Aaaah! Oh, you New York girls Shh... please, don't make that noise again, Harvey. My dear Annie Oh, you New York girls I like a man who's willing to burn for his swag. ! How do you fare on water? Come closer. Close, John, I ain't gonna bite. Close. My dear Annie Oh, you New York girls There's a Portageezy ship lying low in the harbor... quarantined three weeks. Get there before the Day eak Boys strip her, maybe you and me will talk some more. - Consider it done, sir. - Good boy. And, you, whatever your name is... what is your name? Amsterdam, sir. Amsterdam. I'm New York. Don't you never come in here empty-handed again. You gotta pay for the pleasure of my company. Take him for a boat ride, John. Who knows, but he might save your life again. Day eak Boys catch us on this river, they'll slit our throats. I'll do it myself if you don't keep quiet. I never liked the harbor after dark. And now each night, they ung ashore the bodies of the soldiers. So many mothers have not even the solace of knowing where their sons have fallen. I lost my own eldest at Antietam, and his mother and I were unable to recover his remains. It was a mournful sight... The war can't last forever. But we had business of our own. Ooh! The Day eak Boys have already been here. And there's nothing left. Let's go back, eh? What in the hell... Jimmy, get down! Jesus! That'll ing the harbor cops for sure! Look out! Let's take a look. Jesus, they killed everybody. There's nothing here but a bunch of dead sea-crabs. Come on, let's go. Shove off! No, wait for Amsterdam! Where's Amsterdam? - ! - ! No, you damn fool, take him! What in the hell for?! Look at my glims... I said no less than $15. Is this fresh? Four hours, most. Much obliged, gents. What's that word? Uh... it means body snatchers. I didn't ask the meaning. I asked the word. Ghoul. Ghoul? That's a good word. Ghoul Gang Slaughters. A fresh out... outrage in the Five Points. That's a notice you can be proud of. Thank you. Low thing... to do that to a body. Low. Why? They could have left that ship with nothing. Instead, they made the Police Gazette, a periodical of note. A body's supposed to stay beneath the Earth... wearing a wooden coat until the resurrection. These two are just a pair of bug-eating sons of Irish bitches same as you are. Don't seem to bother them none. But then maybe they don't share your religious scruples. Maybe they're just a couple of Fidlam Bens. I've been called a lot of things, mister, but I ain't never been called a... Fidlam Bens. Fidlam Bens, right. Well... if I knew what in the hell that meant, might be inclined to take offense. Fidlam Bens is a fellow steals anything, dead or alive, 'cause he's too low to work up a decent lay for himself. Count that careful, Butcher. Count that careful. I'm telling you... that's all they give us. Now, chiseler... if you had said chiseler... now, there's a word I understand, you know? Now, is that what you're calling us? Oh, I could think of a number of things to call you, boyo. Right, but I asked if you was calling us chiselers. Supposing I am? Well, then, we got business. That we do. Two bucks on McGloin! Four bits on the kid! Five bits on the kid! I got five on Amsterdam! Come on, McGloin, he's just a kid! Four bits to back Amsterdam! One! Watch his left, McGloin. Watch his left. Aaah! ! ! ! Aaaaah! All right, that'll do. That'll do. Have you got anything to say now?! Huh?! That'll do, for Christ's sake. Drag him off. That's enough, kid. You got him. Come on, kid. You won. Don't make a fool of yourself. You can't do it anymore. You're getting too old for it, McGloin. McGloin, how would that head look without the ears and the nose on it? You had better leave that head alone, Bill. I think I'm gonna trim the ears and the beak off of that head. Make a nice pot of soup of that head. We could find a tastier head than that, Bill. I ain't got the stomach for no Irish stew. The mighty McGloin... almost fishhooked by a sprat. On the seventh day, the Lord rested. But before that he did, he squatted over the side of England, and what came out of him... was Ireland. No offense, son. None taken, sir. I grew up here. All I ever knew of Ireland was in the talk of the others at the orphan asylum. And which part of that excrementitious isle were your forebears spawned? I've been told Kerry, but I lost proof of it in my language at the asylum. I was raised in a very similar establishment myself. Now everything you see belongs to me, to one degree or another. The beggars and newsboys and quick thieves here in Paradise, the sailor dives and gin mills and blind tigers on the waterfront, the anglers and amusers, the she-hes and the Chinks... everybody owes, everybody pays, because that's how you stand up against the rising of the tide. Is that right, boys? Yeah, Bill, that's right. Enlist! Join up! Serve your country! Come on in out of the draft, boys! Volunteer and get your $50 bonus! We need 30,000 volunteers, and we're prepared to pay $677 per volunteer. Please read this. Thank you. Would you like to take one of these, please, to fill out? Three square meals a day. Young man, enlist and serve your country. Three square meals a day, gentlemen. If you're interested, I suggest you read this and consider joining up. Everywhere you went, people talked about the draft. Now, you could buy your way out for $300, but who had $300? For us, it might as well have been $3 millions. The recruiters... they was too scared of the gangs to come after us. Besides, we never dreamt the war would ever touch New York. Good morning, sir. You! Don't you run into me. Fair enough. Oh! Oh! I said, Don't run into me. Well, sorry. Everything in place? It seems so. Well, then, I leave you in the grace and favor of the Lord. - That's right. - Thank you. Oh, the dirty mab! - Oh, no. - Ah. - I'm sorry. - Ah, allow me. Thank you kindly, sir. Oh, it's my pleasure. I hope you won't think me rude if I speak. I wouldn't want to appear forward. Well, sir, that depends on what you say. Ahh... Would you call me reckless if I said you were the prettiest girl in New York? Only New York? This is my stop. Ho! Ah! May I walk with you a little, then? That, sir, would be too bold. Ho! For every lay, we had a different name. An angler put a hook on the end of a stick to drop behind store windows and doors. An autumn diver picked your pocket in church. A badger gets a fellow into bed with a girl, then robs his pockets while they're on the go. Jenny was a bludget... a girl pickpocket... and... a turtledove. A turtledove goes uptown dressed like a housemaid, picks out a fine house, and goes right through the back door... robs you blind. It takes a lot of sand to be a turtledove. I'll have my medal back. Oh, Jesus! Unh! Don't do that again. ! Listen, I said don't do that... Go back to the Points and leave me to my business, or I will open your throat, so help me God. All right. Go on, then. I would. Go on, then. Now... give me back my medal. Make it quick! I don't know which one's yours. Suppose I help myself to everything? Huh? Suppose you do. May I walk with you a little, then? What do you suppose a fellow could earn up here in a day? Maybe we could pal in together. Oh, I think you're a bit rough for this sort of game. Besides, I work alone. Alone? Well, what do you quarter to the Butcher? Me... nothing. Nothing?! The Butcher and me have a special arrangement. I don't want to see you again. Well, I don't blame you. Pennies in their pockets and hope in their eyes, they peer to the west, searching the horizon for a glimpse of land and salvation... Ah... a glimpse of America. Seeing all this poverty must be most unsettling, Miss Schermerhorn. Some days, of course, the uptown gangs come down to us. The Schermerhorns was one of the oldest families in New York. They didn't run the city, but they was listened to quite carefully by them that did. Commissioner Brunt said you wished to view the Points in all its splendor and squalor. Spare nothing concerning the conditions, said he. Yeah, nothing except our safety, Constable. I'm sure we can be in no danger while we're in the constable's company, my dear. Quite so, madam. Witness. Shall we continue on? What, you dare to leave it there? Safe as a bank, Mr. Greeley, since all know it's mine. Is that man drunk? Oh, dead as Good Friday, miss. Good day to you, Mulraney. Boys. - Jack. Slum sociable? Fact-finding, reforms-studying. May I present Mr. And... The Schermerhorns of 5th Avenue scarcely require an introduction from you, Jack. Schermerhorn, indeed, and their daughter. This gentleman, of course, is... Mr. Horace Greeley, the famous publisher. A pleasure and an honor, sir. ...of the Tribune. I'm William Cutting. How do you do, Mr. Cutting? As of this moment, extremely well, thank you. How do you do? Mmm, orange blossom... delicious. Mr. Cutting is, uh... What a peach. She could have a fine career on the stage. ...one of Five Points' local... Pleasure to meet you, sir. ...leaders. - Mr. Greeley... Pleased to meet you, Mr. Cutting. Five Points welcomes you. You are welcome to these streets and will pass in safety. Oh, I'll see to their safety. Thank you, Bill. Here we are. Good day, lads. Criminal's aggadocio, you see. - He knows who I am. - Oh, indeed, sir. You're well-known in these parts. I must say that I find that strangely flattering. I never did like crushers. Well, draw it mild, son... Happy Jack don't fill his lungs without I tell him he may do so. He'll spend at The Odd Fellows' club At the office or store, He was kept He'll pretend, And so he was, too Drinking rum with a friend You think my watch would be safe up on that lamppost, Bill? At the office or store, He was kept Why don't you hang it up there and see? He'll pretend, And so he was, too - Someday. - Drinking rum with a friend Someday is right. Fortune's a false And a fickle young jade This a new lad? Just another bastard son of Erin I folded in the warmth of my em ace. And the best Of all blessings Hey! Just want to see your face, son. - Is a kind, loving husband - No harm intended. And a good-tempered wife And the best Of all blessings We can meet in this life Is a kind, loving husband And a good-tempered wife You get to know a lot butchering meat. We're made up of the same things... flesh and blood, tissue, organs. I love to work with pigs. The nearest thing in nature to the flesh of a man is the flesh of a pig. Pig, huh? That's right. This is for you, Mother. Here you go. - God bless you, Mr. Cutting. - God bless you. She ain't really my mother. I knew that, Bill. This is the liver... the kidneys... the heart. This is a wound. The stomach will bleed and bleed. This is a kill. Main artery... this is a kill. You try. Go ahead. The lung. Good. Don't foul the blade on the rib. Very good... main artery. Bleed him slow. Let him think about it for a while... slow death. Good. You will each bill the city $5,000 a month for supplies and services, of which you'll receive 10. Bill! Mr. Killoran will work out the details. Thank you, gentlemen! That's how we do things around Tammany, gentlemen. Who's this, then? Thank you, boys. Good day, sir. You got something on your mind? Bill's taken quite a liking to you. Now, if you're up to something... bene. Only I don't want no part in it. I was in Hellgate for 16 years. I'm just trying to make my way, is all... just like you. Unless, of course, you got a better notion. No. Bill, I can't get a day's work done for all the good citizens coming in here to harass me about crime in the Points. Some even go so far as to accuse Tammany of connivance in this so-called rampant criminality. What am I to do? I can't have this. Something has to be done. What do you have in mind? I don't know. I think maybe we should hang someone. Who? No one important, necessarily. Average men will do... back-alley amusers with no affiliations. How many? Three or four. Which? Four. You stand here convicted varyingly of lewdness, jackrolling, sneak-thievery, chloral-hydrating, sodomy, strangulation, and enthusiastic corruption of the public good. We all go someday. Chin up. Handsome bunch of gallows fruit. There's my old friend. How are you feeling, Arthur? I'm okay, I'm okay, you know? Oh, say hello to Amsterdam. Nearly fishhooked McGloin the other day. - Nearly. - How do you do? I see you dressed for the occasion, Arthur. You know me, Bill... always like to look me best. That's the spirit. That's a nice locket. I'll give you a dollar for it. It's me mother's. Dollar and a half? Done. We'll miss you, Arthur. See you in the hot country, Seamus. Hot corn! Ears of early white corn! Hot corn! Hot corn! Is my son present here? Where's my little fella? Look at your da. Farewell, dear boy. I never struck a foul blow, nor turned a card! May God greet me as a friend! ... heart to fear And grace my fears relieved How precious did that grace appear That night, the reformers held a dance. That was the Five Points, all right... hangings of a morning, dancings of an evening. Ow! ...sure meself, but it's not a matter of words. I can tell by the way she smiles at me. Well, she smiles at a lot of people, Johnny. - Sir... - You don't know her. A penny of gratitude for a fighting Irishman, young sir. You're from Kerry? I am, sir. I am. Look, it ain't much. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, we are delighted to see so many young faces in our first annual Mission dance. This'll be a real ballum rancum, eh? The Mission welcomes Christians of every stamp, and we are particularly happy to greet our Roman-Catholic friends who join us here tonight. Ladies, come with me. Come with me. Sit with us. We're going to start the dancing in just a moment. Good evening, Reverend. Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Reverend. Looks as though you should have shaved closer. Oh. Good evening, Reverend. I do beg your pardon. Miss...? Uh... Everdeane. Miss Everdeane. Now, gentlemen, over here, if you don't mind. Thank you. Open it. Hold it up. Into the mirror. Hmm... Mmm... All right. That one. Our queen has chosen. Sir... your lady. Right. Regular services are held at the church at 6:00 and 8:00. Go to hell. What do you think you're doing? I'm dancing. I said why'd you pick me? That's none of your business. Would you mind telling me? Ohh! I'm sorry. God damn it. - Ow! - Sorry. I'm not much of a dancer. Just try to keep calm. I've never been to a stepping-ken before. It's best not to look down. You can hold me tighter if you like. All right. So, why didn't you dance with Johnny? Because... ...I didn't want him. I'm not wanting this. Mmm... Wait. What? Wait. How does this open? It takes too long to lace back up. We'll be here all night. Sure, all right. I'll take it off. There was a baby. They cut it out. I'm sorry. No, it's fine. Have you got any scars? One or two. What's that, then? That... is a gift from Mr. Cutting. A gift? A gift. Was it your birthday? No. What'd you give him, then? The answer to that has nothing to do with you. Don't tell me you're angry with me. No. I'm through with you. Well... you're quicker than most fellows. Generally, they wait till afterwards. Well, I ain't interested in the Butcher's leavings. Hey! Bill says keep clear of the pikers. 15 to 1, Bug-Eye Moran. Amsterdam! Everyone was working for the Butcher. We ran his errands, made his money, took a piece and said, Thank you, sir. Gentlemen, it's a raid. Even Tweed. The fight's over! Even me... ...my father's son. - What the hell is this? - Sorry, Bill. The city ordinance against boxiana's a blight, I grant... I'm losing revenue while you speechify. Get out there and collect those bets! Sir, how do I collect if no one won the fight? This counts as a no-decision. You got that covered, right? Didn't anybody pay off the goddamn police? We paid the Municipal Police. This is the Metropolitan Police. You are gonna repay me every cent. - Mister Tweed... - Who asked for your opinion?! Let him speak! He don't answer to you! The law says that there's no boxing in the city. That's right... in the city. Well, where's the city end? The winner in the 75th round... Allow me to acknowledge the man whose vision and enterprise made possible the staging of this noble combat in these awe-inspiring and entirely legal surroundings, Mr. William Cutting! And... and his young associate! Good. You done very good. Well, we done good. We done all right. And while I have your kind attention... It was a good show. ...may I remind you of the further wonders that await you at my museum, located on Broadway... P.T. Barnum's Gallery of Wonders! - Watch who you're shoving! - Keep your hands to yourself! That's my money! Get your hands out of me pocket! Stop it! Stop it! It's a funny feeling being took under the wing of a dragon. It's warmer than you think. That's the building of our country right there, Mr. Cutting... Americans aborning. I don't see no Americans. I see trespassers... Irish harps. Do a job for a nickel what a nigger does for a dime and a white man used to get a quarter for. What have they done? Name one thing they've contributed. Votes. Votes, you say? They vote how the archbishop tells them, and who tells the archbishop? Their king in the pointy hat what sits on his throne in Rome. Bill's got mixed feelings as regards the Irish. Bill... deliver these good and fervent folk to the polls on a regular basis, and there'll be a handsome price for each vote that goes Tammany's way. My father gave his life making this country what it is... murdered by the British with all of his men on the 25th of July, anno Domini 1814. You think I'm gonna help you befoul his legacy by giving this country over to them what's had no hand in the fighting for it? Why? Because they come off a boat, crawling with lice and begging you for soup? Tsk, tsk. You're a great one for the fighting, Bill, I know. But you can't fight forever. - I can go down doing it. - And you will. What did you say? I said you're turning your back on the future. Not our future. That document makes you a citizen. This one makes you a private in the Union Army. Now go fight for your country. Next! Well, meself And a hundred more Sign here, son. Or make your mark. To America sailed o'er Our fortunes to be made, We were thinkin' When we got to Yankee land They shoved a gun Into our hands Saying, Paddy, you must go And fight for Lincoln There's your musket. Make sure you keep it dry on the boat. Same for the cartridge case. Where are we going? I heard Tennessee. Where's that? There is nothing here But war Where the murderin' Cannons roar And I wish I was at home In dear old Dublin Do they feed us now, do you think? My children! My children... we must heal the divisions between us. This war must cease. North and South must stand united! You're a liar! Rubbish! What happens at the finish, then? Then we have ourselves a rowdy-dow. Ain't you never been to the theater before? Nah. Mr. Legree, lay down your whip. Miss Eliza, join hands with Mr. Shelby. And, Topsy, dear little Topsy, cradle Uncle Tom's head. Aw, leave the nigger dead! Get me down! Down with the Union! For the blood of the Irish! Bill, get down! Somebody's popped the Butcher! Get back! Uhh! Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Stifle that rat bastard down! God, forgive me. Ohhh! Aaaaaaah! Whose man are you? Speak smart and speak up. What's he saying, boy? I think he's making his peace with God. The hell with that. He makes his peace with me. I'm hearing confession tonight, you mother-whoring Irish nigger! Whose man are you? We speak English in this country! Whose man are you? You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife! Whose man are you?! Well, that didn't tell us very much. Fine waistcoat. Shame about it. I don't think it can be mended. Will I keep it as a souvenir? Yeah! Where's Legree? Where's Mopsy? Tragedians, let's continue. Intermission is over! Yeah! Now, that was bloody Shakespearean. What? Do you know who Shakespeare was, sonny? He was the fellow who wrote the King James Bible. Mister, I don't know what in the hell you're talking about. That's because you're a thick, ignorant, barbarous Irish whelp, just like your father. That's it! That's it! Tear my head off and destruct the world, just like the rest of the stupid Irish in this country. That's why I never ran with your dad. Get off me, you crazy bastard! It means, If you're not strong, you'd better be smart. Now, I don't know if you're being too clever or too dumb, but whichever it is, just remember this much... for all his faults, your father was a man who loved his people. Amsterdam! Amsterdam! New York is calling you! Look at that. What in Christ's name is that? Rhythms of the Dark Continent thrown into the kettle with an Irish shindig. Stir it around a few times, pull it out, it's a fine American mess. A jig doing a jig. Little keepsake. Good on you, sir. Come upstairs with me, Bill. Have I ever had you before? So you don't call me by my Christian name. Bill! Thank God you're all right! I heard the news and came over as quick as I could. You're as timely as the Angel of Death. Bill, you're not suggesting that I would stoop to... what you're suggesting? Stop slabbering. If I thought it was you, you'd be in a wooden coat. But I got a hole in my shoulder, and it hurts, so have a drink and shut up, or shut up and get out. I believe I'll have a drink. Careful, Tweedy. The mort's frenchified. No! I'm clean. Come on. Let's go to the bar. Jenny. Bill. I best wrap you up. Ohhhhh! It's got to be tight. She loves to make me cry. You can take it. There's my boy. Mmm... It's all right. It's all right. To the Butcher. We're all much obliged. Forever. - To the Butcher. - To the Butcher. Why don't you get out of here, Johnny. Go on. Go. Is there anyone in the Five Points you haven't fucked?! Yes! You! Why, you little... Aaaah! Calm down! Aaaah! Try it and I'll bite you! If you were gonna bite me... I don't think you'd warn me, huh? Find out!

I can't sleep. I, uh... I hope you don't mind us, uh... laying out tonight here, sir. Whatever takes your fancy, my young friend. Is it your, uh... shoulder that's keeping you up? No, I don't never sleep too much. I have to sleep with one eye open. And I only got one eye, right? Hmm. How old are you, Amsterdam? Uh... I'm not too sure. I never did figure it. I'm 47. 47 years old. You know how I stayed alive this long? All these years? Fear. The spectacle of fearsome acts. Somebody steals from me, I cut off his hands. He offends me, I cut out his tongue. He rises against me, I cut off his head, stick it on a pike... raise it high up so all on the streets can see. That's what preserves the order of things. Fear. That one tonight... who was he? A nobody. A coward. What an ignominious end that would have been. I killed the last honorable man 15 years ago. Since then, it's... You've seen his portrait downstairs? Mm-hmm. Is your mouth all glued up with cunny juice? I asked you a question. I said I seen it, sir. Oh, you got a murderous rage in you, and I like it. It's life boiling up inside of you. It's good. The Priest and me, we lived by the same principles. It was only faith divided us. He give me this, you know. That was the finest beating I ever took. My face was pulp, my guts was pierced, and my ribs was all mashed up. And when he came to finish me... ...I couldn't look him in the eye. He spared me because... he wanted me to live in shame. This was a great man. A great man. So I cut out the eye that looked away. Sent it to him wrapped in blue paper. I would have cut 'em both out if I could have fought him blind. Then I rose back up again with a full heart and buried him in his own blood. Well done. He was the only man I ever killed worth remembering. I never had a son. Civilization is crumbling. God bless you. If you got anything to say... now is the time to say it. Who is he to you, Jenny? I was 12 years old. My mother was dead, I was living in a doorway. He took me in, took care of me... ...in his own way. After they cut out the baby... Well, he doesn't fancy girls that scarred up. You should know... in your own mind that he never laid a hand on me until I asked him to. Who are you? Who are you? Gentlemen, fine gentlemen, you are most welcome to this palace of wonder and enchantment with visions to rival the finest imaginings of Scheherazade and her tales from the perfumed nights of Arabia will greet your famished eyes! What am I bid for this flaxen-haired Teutonic beauty? Feast your eyes on the magnificent plumage of these exotic creatures. Gentlemen, you've seen our caged birds. Well, how'd you like to make them sing? Let me see the color of your money, and they could be singing for you! No! Oh, no! No! No! May God put the steel of the Holy Spirit in my spine... ...and the love of the Blessed Virgin in my heart. Amen. Easy, now. What did you say? He's not who he says he is. He's not who he says he is? What am I bid? What am I bid? What am I bid? Count your blessings he considers you a friend. The only thing he considers, Bill, every day and every night, is how best to kill you. You've got a loose tongue in that head of yours. You want me to take it out for you, huh?! I'll bury it right up your fundament, where it belongs. I can read right through you. You're empty. His name is Vallon! Don't do it, Bill. His name's Vallon. A curious people, these Celestials. Don't touch... You know why he wears short sleeves? So as everyone can see he's got nothing stashed. Jesus, let's hope that never becomes the fashion! Johnny. Get up. Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your kind attention. As some of you have surely noticed, our friend and benefactor, Mr. William Cutting, is tonight wearing a waistcoat of certain distinction! Might we... Might we tonight appeal to him to favor us with another exciting exhibition of skill, courage, daring, and drama! The Sword of Damascus! The Tomahawk! Bill is going up. Come on, Bill! Show us, Bill! Show us your knives! Strut your stuff, Billy boy! The Spider's Kiss! The River of Blood! The Tomahawk! The Morning Glory! The Wheel of Death! William Tell! The Butterfly! The Tomahawk! Spider's Kiss! The Butcher's Apprentice! Ah, the Butcher's Apprentice. Command performance! Command performance! Where have you been? A command performance, indeed! I want you to get out of here, do you understand? And for this, I must beg the indulgence of my former assistant in matters of impalement... the Butcher's original apprentice. What do you say, Jen? One more time for the sweet souvenir? Come on. Don't do it. Good girl, Jenny. Don't be afraid. What a woman. Jenny. Good evening, Bill. She'll be all right. Remember this? Of course. You may feel more comfortable without that garment, Miss Everdeane. You'll have to filch me a new one, Bill. Anything in your pockets tonight? Oh, I ain't started working yet. What about that locket that I gave you? Apologies, my dear. Pick it up. Whoopsie daisy! Now it's good and oke. I can't seem to get anything right tonight. You got the sand to give them a grand finale? Maybe when you're aiming a little straighter. Still got some blood in you, Jen?! Enough of this heathen music! Get rid of these goddamn monkeys! Strike up, boys! Ready? This is a night for Americans! Jenny! Get your hands off me! Get your hands off me! Get off! Move! Amsterdam! Hats off! We hold in our hearts the memory of our fallen others whose blood stains the very streets we walk today. Also on this night we pay tribute to the leader of our enemies... ...an honorable man... who crossed over avely, fighting for what he believed in. To defeat my enemy, I extinguish his life... and consume him as I consume these flames. In honor of Priest Vallon. That's a wound. Hold him! I want youse all to meet the son of Priest Vallon. I took him under my wing... and see how I'm repaid? You bastard! Saves my life one day so he can kill me the next like a sneak thief instead of fighting like a man. A base defiler unworthy of a noble name. Aaah! Oh! Jesus! That'll do, McGloin. Splay him out. This show ain't for blackies. You! You get to watch! Don't you hear, nigger? Ahh. This is fresh meat. Know what I mean? We need to tenderize this meat a little bit. All right, let's kiss good night to that pretty young face of yours. ! ! ! Uuhh! No! What'll it be, then? Rib or chop? Loin or shank? - The liver! - The spleen! - The tongue! - Kidneys! - The lungs! - The liver! - His legs! - The tongue! The kidneys! The stomach! The heart! The heart! The heart?! This boy has no heart! Then kill him! - Kill him! - Kill him! Kill him! - Get back! - ! He ain't earned a death! He ain't earned a death at my hands! No. He'll walk amongst you marked with shame, a freak worthy of Barnum's Museum of Wonders. God's only man... spared by the Butcher. No! No! No! ! No! No! No-o-o! No! No! No! No! Here. Here. This way. Come on. Come on! No! Aaah! I want to show you something. My mother's bones share this grave. I've saved 10 cents out of every dollar I've ever earned since I was 13. It's $215... It's $215 for bludgeting and the rest. This is what I wanted to show you. This is where we're gonna go as soon as you get well. San Francisco... California. You can have anything you want out there. These men are pulling gold right out of the river with their own hands. We're here. We need to get there. We start here... go down 'round here... ...up to San Francisco. Shortest way to go. Would you go with me? No need to fire that, miss, or even aim it. An audience with your mangled friend is all I want. I got 44 notches in my club. Do you know what they're for? To remind me what I owe God when I die. My father was killed in battle, too... in Ireland, in the streets... ...fighting those who would take as their privilege what could only be got and held by the decimation of a race. That war is a thousand years old and more. We never expected it to follow us here. It didn't. It was waiting for us when we landed. Your father tried to carve out a corner in this country for his tribe. That was him. That was his Dead Rabbits. I often wondered if he'd lived a bit longer... would he have wanted a bit more? Why'd you rifle through his pockets, then? For safekeeping. Thought maybe you could do with it. Blood stays on the blade. Look at him. Hey, what happened to him? Hey! That's a sorry-looking pelt. And it's been so nice and quiet for the last three months. Tell me, this charge, does it sit uneasy with you? No. It's... not uneasy, Bill. No, I wouldn't say that. But... my allegiance is to the law. I'm paid to uphold the law. What in Heaven's name are you talking about? You may have misgivings, but don't go believing that, Jack. That way lies damnation. I'm in no danger of damnation, Bill. Here's the thing... I don't give a tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shitsack. That's more or less the thing. And I want you to go out there... you, nobody else, none of your little minions... I want you to go out there... and I want you... to punish... the person... who's responsible... ...for murdering this poor little rabbit. Is that understood? Right. Help yourself to some decent meat on the way out. Damn it! Is that you, boy?! I didn't mean nothing by that shot, you know. You scared me, is all. Sure you know I'd never do you harm. Come out now, lad. Remember your father and me? Are you too young to remember your old Uncle Jack? Ah, the times we had. You know I won't hurt you. Is he dead? I'm gonna get Andrew. Andrew, come see! Andrew, come see! Quick! Everybody, quick! This is bad for everybody. What's next, dead politicians? I could spare half a dozen of you easier than I can spare him. Still, I think it shows dash. Give the boy some time, we'll settle with a good dust-up. There's more of us coming off these ships every day. I heard 15,000 Irish a week. And we're afraid of the Natives? Get all of us together, and we ain't got a gang. We got an army. And all you need's a spark, right? Just one spark, something to wake us all up. That was me played you false. I'd take it back if I could. Take it back?! Johnny, I gotta kill ya. Get out of the Points and don't come back. Where you going, boyo? Come along. Tell us, John. What's the trouble? No trouble, Bill. Still hiding out with your friends? No, I'm... I'm not with them, Bill. I'm with you. I'm... with the Natives. You always was a Native as far as I'm interested, John... ...till you became a stag. You tell me you're a Native. Do you want to know what a Native is? A Native is a man... what's willing to give his life... for his country. Like my father done. Are you willing to do that, my young friend? John! Johnny. Johnny? John... Oww! It hurts too much. Just kill me. Just kill me. Please. Please. Please. I'm sorry, Johnny. Aaaah! Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour our death. Amen. Rest in peace, Ma. What are you doing here, boyo? What's a nigger doing in this church?! What's a Dead Rabbit doing with the Natives, huh? There's no niggers among the Natives! Natives and Rabbits is one thing, but a nigger in the church, that's something else! You run with the Natives, you go pray with the Natives! You're gonna wind up on a stake like your man did! - Aaah! - McGloin! Father... Jesus, did you know there's a nigger in your church?! Jesus. The Earth turns... but we don't feel it move. And one night you look up. One spark... ...and the sky's on fire. It's a touching spectacle. We'll come back when you're ready for us. The past is the torch that lights our way. Where our fathers have shown us the path, we shall follow. Our faith is the weapon most feared by our enemies, for thereby shall we lift our people up against those who would destroy us. Our name is called The Dead Rabbits to remind all of our suffering and as a call to those who suffer still to join our ranks however so far they may have strayed from our common home across the sea. For with great numbers must come great strength and the salvation of our people. We don't want your business. How many other men live here? You all have to register. You can't force me to join no army. Have you got $300? Of course not. Who the hell's got $300? If you are drafted, release from military service can only be secured for $300, according to the Conscription Act. $300? - Otherwise, you have to serve. - Who the hell's got $300?! You tell me! - Unless you have $300! - Boys! Go back to where you came from, you bastards! I was born in this country, sir! You emigrated here, you will fight for this country, sir! Jesus, war does terrible things to men. Get back uptown, where you belong! $300?! Another rich man's war! Sir, I request an audience with this man. No one speak English in New York anymore? Don't understand. Oh, you do speak English. I wonder if Miss Everdeane could angle her rifle in some other direction. I wonder, Mr. Vallon, if you understand the true value of this sort of publicity. The archbishop himself shoulder to shoulder with half the Irish in the Five Points. I'm offering, my boy, to form an alliance with you against Bill Cutting and his slate of Nativist candidates. I'll negotiate a handsome fee for every Irish vote you send Tammany's way in the coming elections. I need a new friend in the Five Points, son. I'd like that friend to be you. Well, now, just a moment, Mr. Tweed. Suppose we do get you those votes. Would you back an Irish candidate of my choosing... I don't think so. What if we get you all the Irish votes? Mr. Vallon, that will only happen in the reign of Queen Dick. Beg your pardon? That means it will never happen. I might be persuaded to back an Irish candidate for alderman. We've already got Irish aldermen. So we have. That's why... What's bigger than alderman? Sheriff. All right, Mr. Tweed, you back an Irishman for sheriff of the City and County of New York, and we'll get him elected. I love the Irish, son, but higher than alderman you shall never climb. Well, why not? For one thing, no man living can consolidate the Irish vote. I can. And for another... I mean no effrontery... no one's yet found an Irish candidate for sheriff worth voting for. Monk! Here. It's to have me looking as sober as me own grandfather. Another great man, I'm sure. A thorough drunken bastard. Could I say what I want? That's why I wanted you. Our elected representatives are a gang of thieves who swear to better our lot while dipping their hands deep into our pockets. I stand shoulder to shoulder with community leaders like Bill Cutting against any and all inroads into our fine democrac... I'll see to it that no one takes away what you have earned by pluck and application. ...to invading hordes of Hibernians! You go to the polls and you put your mark next to the name Walter McGinn. ...against the potato eaters like them over there, thieving our jobs! Why should so many Irish die down South when the first war to win is not down in Dixie, but right here in these streets?! Who's the finest street fighter in the Five Points? Monk! That's right! Now let the whole damn city hear it! That man was right born for this. Well, he's killed 44 men, laid low a couple hundred more. Is that right? That's right. I should've run him for mayor. All right, line them up. It's election day! Come on. Come with me. Okay, guys. Come on, you bastard. We need your vote. Bastard?! I fought for you, nigger. I lost an arm for you. Well, that's a start. Now come on. Rise and shine, rise and shine. In this great country of ours, even the hop fiends get to vote. Less art and more haste, Don. Where you going? I already voted today. Cast for Monk and Tammany, by God... twice. Twice? Only twice? You call that doing your civic duty? Come with me! Oh, no, you don't. Get back and sit down. Here's another one. Clean him up good. Shave their beards off, boys, and send them back to vote again! All right, boys. Vote Monk/Tammany. Monk/Tammany. So, gentlemen, what our great city needs is a new courthouse. Now, I propose it should be a modest, economical structure... Excuse me one moment. What is it? Monk's already won by 3,000 more votes than there are voters. Only 3? Make it 20, 30. We don't need a victory. We need a Roman triumph. But we don't have any more ballots. Remember the first rule of politics... the ballots don't make the results. The counters make the results. The counters. Keep counting. Good job! Hey, William! It's from Bill. Monk. Citizens of the Five Points... Mr. Bill Cutting is attempting to draw me into an argument that would no doubt end in bloodshed and the compromising of my office. What do you think? Should I engage and silence this relic of the ancient law... or... shall I be your chosen voice in a new testament in the new world?! There you are, Bill. The people have spoken. The very notion of violent reprisal benumbs them. Come on up. Let's see if we can resolve our grievances the democratic way. Ungh! That, my friends, is the minority vote. Now you tasted my mutton. How'd you like it, huh? Look. I want you to see this. This is you right here... notch 45, you Irish bog bastard. Why don't you burn him, see if his ashes turn green? Fortune favors the bold! The bold! You killed an elected official? Who elected him? You don't know what you've done to yourself. I know your works. You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth. You can build your filthy world without me. I took the father. Now I'll take the son. You tell young Vallon I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats. I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts. As for you, Mr. Tammany-fucking-Hall, you come down to the Points again, and you'll be dispatched by mine own hand. Get back to your cele ation and let me eat in peace. I paid you fair. Stop. Raise. You son of a bitch. Challenge. Challenge accepted. And then it came... the first day of the draft. Thomas O'Neil! Andrew Lewis! Joseph Flynn! They read out the draftees' names like they was dead already. Andrew Martin! J. B. Gleason! The O'Connell Guard. The Plug Uglies. As for us, tribes were gathered. The Chichesters. The drums was beating. Dead Rabbits. The American Guard. The Atlantic Guard. The Slaughter Housers. The Bowery Boys. Confederation of American Natives. James Mooney! But all we could see was the hand in front of us. Sean O'Connell. G.W. Morris! John Doyle. When? Whenever you like. Day eak tomorrow. Ground? Paradise Square. Weapons? That I leave up to you. Bricks, bats, axes, knives... pistols? No pistols. Good boy. The terms are resolved. Council's concluded. T. B. Riggs! Thomas McEvoy! W. H. Miles! To hell with your damned draft! Give them hellfire, boys! Rip them apart! Kill the rich bastards! Uptown! You're not getting my son! Uptown at the draft office, the cops oke a few skulls, and everybody run away. But the word was spreading... and the dark. Up on 5th Avenue, the Schermerhorns and their mob eathed a little easy. Just a ief burst of anger over Mr. Lincoln's draft. Entirely justifiable, in my view. Well, there are two sides to that question, Mr. Greeley. There are several sides, in fact, but only one right side, as with any question that involves the abuse of executive power. In any case, Mr. Greeley, we can all be thankful that it wasn't any worse. It may be worse yet, sir. I saw them. I don't know what to think. Now, what is it that you are so fond of saying, Mr. Tweed? And, Mr. Greeley, you won't like this, but what is it? I don't remember. You can always hire one half of the poor to kill the other half. I've come to say goodbye. I've booked passage for California. Jenny, give me one more day and I'll go with you. You'll be dead by then. Well, what would you have me do? I don't know. This'll all be finished tomorrow. No, it won't. This whole place is gonna burn anyway. I've heard that the poor are going from door to door in the Five Points asking those supporters who wish to see further riots to place a lighted candle in the window. Irish, Poles, Germans... all of them. Ah, Mr. Greeley, the city is not mad. I prophesy a very dark night. Nobody goes to work today! We'll shut the factories down! When the sun rose next, the city had split in half. From all over New York, they came... ironworkers, factory boys, street cleaners, Irish, Polish, German... anyone who never cared about slavery or the Union, anyone who couldn't buy his way out. Let the sons of the rich go and die, they cried. Let the sons of the poor stay home. No draft! No draft! The Earth was shaking now... but I was about my father's business. A bunch of 5th Avenue scums! Aaaaah! Almighty Lord... you are the dagger in my hand. Guide my hand on this day of vengeance. We give thanks to the Lord, for He is good. With You, the swift cannot flee, nor the strong escape. Let my sword devour until its thirst is quenched with blood and my enemies sleep forever. For You are the Lord God of retribution. For the Lord crushes the wicked. For the Lord is merciful... and His love endures forever. Amen. You sons of bitches! Come on out! Upstairs! Get the women upstairs! Father! Let's take the bastards! From 18th precinct... the mob is sacking houses 27th Street and 7th Avenue. We have no force to send. 16th precinct... all the stores are closing on 8th Avenue from fear of the mob in 17th Street. Show us what you got, you cowardly bastards! From 4th... the rioters are attacking colored boarding houses, robbing them, and setting them on fire. From 21st... the mob have just oken open gun store on 3rd Avenue and are arming. Get the nigger! Kill him! - Kill him! - Tear Tammany down! The marshal's office on 3rd Avenue is burning down. The police is of no avail. Show yourself, Tweed! Two colored men ought in almost dead. There are 50 more Negroes outside who need help. The blacks are being attacked all over the city. Hey! There's a $300 man! Get him! Did your daddy buy you out of the Army?! Can he buy me out of the army, too?! There is danger of mob attacking armory, corner 21st Street, 2nd Avenue. There is about 500 stand of arms in it. The line is dead! They're trying to cut all the wires! From 1st... riot at Pier Four, North River. They have killed Negroes there. A crowd is here and are going to destroy this station. Uhh! Uhh! Get her bag! Get her bag! From 18th precinct... the mob have attacked the armory, 2nd Avenue, 21st Street. There is danger of firing the building. All 300 police wounded or unaccounted for. Find the military and send them to... and 20th. Send 100 men to disperse mob assailing Mayor Opdyke's house. Building, corner 33rd Street, 2nd Avenue set on fire by the mob. Barnum's American Museum on fire! Animals are escaping! Let go! Let go! Hush the shickster! Hold her down! Gunboat Liberty and Ironclad Passaic now lying off the foot of Wall Street. They are ready to open fire on the mob. Very large mob now going down 5th Avenue to attack Tribune office. Nigger lover Greeley! From 16th... mob is coming down to station house. We have no men. 18th... the mob is very wild. From 16th... the 7th Regiment has arrived. Going up Canal Street. They are on their way to Broadway. Take your hands off me! The mob is about 4,500 strong. They're going to burn down Harlem Bridge. Harlem Bridge is to be torched. The rats have taken over the city! Come on, lads! Kill the nigger bastards! From 21st... there is an attack on the colored people... There is a mob headed for the Colored Orphans Asylum. Send troops to protect the children. The riot is now on 7th Avenue, 28th Street. They have just killed a Negro. There's a nigger! Get him! The major general wants to know what to do with any prisoners. Prisoners? Don't take any! The mob isn't taking prisoners! Put the mob down! Don't take a prisoner in until you've put the mob down! Soldiers now on 38th Street. The mob will not disperse. What are your orders? What are your orders? No draft! No draft! Show them what we think of their damn draft! Here they come. Steady, now, steady. - Lads, stick together. All right. Troop halt! Present arms! On your order, Vallon. Hold fast, there! Hold fast! I order you to disperse! Fire! - Aaah! - Uhh! Fire starboard! Fire! Come on, let's go! Aaaah! Fire over their heads! Drive them into the square! Bill! Bill! I can't walk! Get up! Aaah! - Hyah! - Aaah! Aaaah! Aaah! Uhh! Aaah! - Fire! - Fire! Aaah! - Basta-a-a-a-a-a-rds! - Shang! Shang, hold off! - Yaaaah! - He's dead! Thank God... I die a true American. Yaaaaaaah! Tomorrow morning, get our people down to the docks. I want every man and woman coming off the boats given hot soup and ead. We're burying a lot of votes down here tonight. In the end, they put candles on the bodies so as their friends... if they had any... could know them in the dark. The city did this free of charge. Shang, Jimmy Spoils, Hell-Cat, McGloin, and more. Friend or foe, it didn't make no difference now. It was four days and nights before the worst of the mob was finally put down. We never knew how many New Yorkers died that week before the city was finally delivered. My father told me we was all born of blood and tribulation. And so then, too, was our great city. But for those of us what lived and died in them furious days, it was like everything we knew was mightily swept away. And no matter what they did to build this city up again... for the rest of time... it would be like no one even knew we was ever here. A-A-Ah America A-A-Ah America Oh, my love It's a long way we've come From the freckled hills To the steel And glass canyons From the stony fields To hanging steel from sky From digging in our pockets For a reason Not to say goodbye These are the hands That built America A-A-Ah America Last saw your face In a watercolor sky As sea birds argue A long goodbye I took your kiss On the spray Of the new land star You gotta live With your dreams Don't make them so hard Oh-h-h And these are the hands That built America A-A-Ah America Of all of the promises Is this one we could keep? Of all of the dreams Is this one still Out of reach? Halle, holy It's early fall There's a cloud On the New York skyline Innocence Dragged across A yellow line These are the hands That built America These are the hands That built America A-A-Ah America A-A-Ah America

It all started on the day that I died. If there had been an obituary... ...it would've described the unremarkable life... ... of an unremarkable woman... ... survived by no one. But there was no obituary... ... because the day that I died... ... was also the day I started to live. But that comes later. This was my life. Days blended together, consistently ordinary... ... thanks to a job that was the practical version of my passion. -I' m sorry. -Watch where you' re going! I was supposed to be an artist by now. Instead... ...I was designing ads for beauty cream. -You are so addicted to that stuff, Sally. -Happily. -Beau-Iine is magic in a bottle. -I don't know how you get it. -It's not even in production yet. -We have our ways. -Hey. -No! Headaches again. My ain's all tight and cranky. In one week, precisely, we will Iaunch the most exciting... ...and revolutionary product to hit the beauty industry since... ...soap. Beau-Iine. Now, Beau-Iine doesn't just hide the effects of aging... ...it actually reverses them. However, with change... ...must come sacrifice. My husband... ...and I have decided that it's time for me to step aside... ...as the face of Hedare. It has been a magnificent 1 5 years. But we have decided to choose a new face to represent Beau-Iine. Exactly. Drina. The future of Hedare Beauty. And now, Iadies and gentlemen, I Iook forward... ...to seeing you at the gala, where you can toast to Drina and our success. Careful, George. She's not old enough to drink. You've got more talent than anybody in the building, which I hate you for. Sal, this is my first Iead campaign. It's gotta be perfect. You know that. What is wrong with you?! Good Iuck. Yeah. You simply couldn't resist it, could you? You had to make a scene out of it, Laurel. What's the matter, George? Did I steal your moment? Come in! Hi, Mr. Hedare. Did you still want to see me, or...? -Sit. -Right. Okay. I'm not pleased. This isn't even close to what I wanted. I can't imagine what on earth you were thinking. I am so sorry-- I mean, Iook at this red. It's all wrong. I wanted it darker. -I specifically heard you say-- -I know what I said. -Okay. Maybe I misunderstood you. -CIearly. Mr. Hedare, I know I can fix it. If you give me a chance, I know I can fix it. I do not reward incompetence. I have no idea why I expected your art to show better taste than your wardrobe. Oh, and do try and get a manicure, will you? Oh, for God's sake, George. Let her fix it. She's good and you know it. Whatever. By tomorrow night. Midnight. Right. Thank you. Excuse me. Hi! Do you think you could just maybe turn the music down... ...just a Iittle bit? No? Okay. Kitty! Kitty. How'd you get up there? Come down here. What, are you stuck? You're gonna make me come out there. Hey! Easy! Hold on a minute! Wait! Wait! Wait! Whatever you're thinking or feeling... ...it's not worth it, you understand? I'm a cop. Maybe I can help. Okay. I'm fine. -It's just that-- -Listen to me. We'll get through this together. What's your name? Patience Phillips. But this cat.... Sure, sure, Patience, and it's a real beauty. -Very cute. -The cat's not up here anymore. Okay. And I'm sure that makes you very sad. -What's your apartment number? -Twenty-three! Hold on! Hurry. I got you. -You okay? -Thanks. You sure you're okay? That was the cat. You weren't kidding. You actually climbed out there to rescue your cat? Yeah. I mean, no. It's not my cat, it's a cat. To rescue somebody else's cat? Well, that's something else. Oh, my gosh, I'm Iate for my job! -I'm on a deadline today. -Yeah? Well, good Iuck with that. Thanks. Thank you! After all, no one can defeat Father Time. Though you did put up a hell of a fight, didn't you? Beau-Iine works wonders, doesn't it? Yes, it does. I have a busy day today. Drinks, then dinner. Don't wait up, will you, darling? I stopped waiting a Iong time ago, George. Oh, and that Iunch tomorrow? -Cancel that too, will you? -Problems? I doubt it... ...but SIavicky won't stop calling. You know scientists. They're worse than models. You have to coddle them all the time Iike Iittle children. I'll have Wesley reschedule. Bye. Hey! Man sandwich, 1 2 o'clock. Oh, my God. Hello, Miss Phillips. Hi. This is the officer I was telling you about from earlier. Detective Lone. -Tom Lone. -God, that is such a good name. Tom Lone. Rhymes with cone, phone, bone. Not that rhyming's all that important. I'll just be in my cubicle. AIone. -Hi. -Hi. How'd you get...? You dropped something. You can really cover a Iot of ground when you're in a hurry. Thanks. Is this yours? Yeah. -It's nice. -Thanks. Yeah, it kind of reminds me of early Chagall. EIegant, but whimsical. Very much in the... -...tradition of the old Dutch Masters. -I'm impressed. Don't be. I noticed all the art in your apartment, so I Googled it at the office. -No, but really, I Iike it. -Thanks. Listen, I wanted to apologize about this morning for thinking you were a jumper. I was hoping to make it up by taking you to coffee. I know this great Italian place around the corner, Grecchio's on 6th. Or, Iisten, maybe tomorrow's better. Say, 1 :00? Yes. -Okay. -Y eah? Okay. So tomorrow then, 1 :00. -You make sure she gets there. -Yes, officer. -Counting on you. -I screw it up... ...you can throw away the key. See you tomorrow. Okay, bye. Patience. -That is a man in serious Iike with you. -You think? -Hello. -We got a Iot of work to do. First, you gotta shave those Iegs. Second, wear that Ieather outfit we got you for your birthday. -Remember? -First, it's only coffee. And second, I will never, ever, ever wear that Ieather outfit. Good night! Hi, this is Patience in the art department. Yeah, I'm expecting a messenger to come and pick up-- But it's gotta be there by midnight. Well, I.... I know it's not your fault, but.... Okay. I'll take it myself. Hello? Is anybody in there? Oh, come on, SIavicky. When did you grow a conscience? I don't care that the FDA never saw the headaches... ...and the nausea and the fainting spells. Those are symptoms I can Iive with. Hello? And with what we stand to make from consumers demanding their fix... ...I can Iive with it being addictive. But these side effects from the Iong-term studies.... That won't happen if they keep using it. And we'll make sure they do... ...because that's where the money comes from. I'm not sure anymore. Hello? Hello? I thought I could Iive with it... ...but I can't Iive with turning people into monsters. Oh, my gosh! You've gotta Iet me pull the plug. We can't Iet this go on the shelves. Who's there? -Armando, come in. -I'm on my way. You can come out now. It's okay. We'd just Iike to ask you a few questions. Sorry. But I think maybe I'm in the wrong-- -What are you doing? -Don't ever do that again. Where is she? She ran down to waste treatment, jumped in a pipe. We don't know who she is, but we know what she heard. We can 't risk it. Get rid of her. Seal the door. Patience Phillips, I've never been so proud of you. You 're probably sipping your decaf soy whatever... ... fantasizing about licking the foam off his lips. Wait, that's what I'm doing. How 'd the presentation go? Did you get me free samples of it? Listen, call me. What...? Hi, I'll take a decaf Iatte. Hey, Patience, it's T om Lone. I' m here at Grecchio's waiting... ...and you 're not here. Anyway, I gotta get back to work, so.... Bye. Okay, kitty. It's time for you to go home. Now.... -Are you Ophelia Powers? -Y es. -I got your cat off a Iedge and ever since-- -Why, Midnight. You've never ought a stranger home before. PIease, come in. No, I can't come in. I've got to go to-- I'm Iate. -Midnight. -I'm sorry? Her name. She's an Egyptian Mau, the rarest of eeds. Temple cats. It's said that Maus have special powers. Like popping out of nowhere? I know. Among other things. Your cat.... Socrates! No caffeine. It makes him irritable. You Iook a Iittle out of sorts yourself, my dear. The cats, perhaps. They seem to be taking quite an unusual shine to you. This has been a really bad day for me already. -I can't even remember most of yesterday. -Perhaps I can help you. Right. This really isn't your problem. I don't even know why I'm here. -It's all right. Tell me. -Really. I'm Iate for work. -I'm sorry. I shouldn't even.... -Come back anytime. I'm always here. Catnip. No-- I'm fine. I am fine. What the hell is wrong with you?! You never delivered the design! You don't even know where they are. You do not know where they are because, and I quote you, you cannot remember! Your incompetence is staggering! Are you even Iistening to me? I'm sorry! Sorry? Sorry's not nearly enough. Okay. Then Iet me try the remix. I'm sorry for every second I wasted... ...working for an untalented, unethical egomaniac Iike you. CIean out your cubicle. You are fired. Wait! Mr. Hedare! I didn't mean it. Did I? My hero. Where did that come from? I don't know, it's Iike I can't describe it. I was saying it, but I wasn't saying it. Do you understand? Whoever said it has the thanks of a grateful art department. You don't understand, Sal. I wanted to cause him pain. I'm sorry. -What was that? -Allergies? Maybe? You just got fired, remember? But it's so pretty. Sal? Sal? Sally? Sally! Sally? Hey. Ever noticed when they keep you for observation no one really observes you? -Did they tell you what was wrong? -Oh, they have no idea. They did run a million fun tests, though. Hey, upside, you gotta see my doctor. I can see you're feeling better. Reminds me, what's up with the hot yet modest, but who cares... ...because he's so hot detective? It's not gonna work out, Sal. Patience, you never think it's gonna work. Because it doesn't. I've got a good reason for saying it this time. Trust me. Look, this time I refuse to Iet you sabotage a good thing. If it's oke, fix it. All right? Now, I Iove you, and he is gonna Iove you. Now, go. Go give him some own sugar. I gotta meet my hottie doctor. Tell me I Iook vulnerable. Being good is something you keep in your heart because you put it there. I'm not saying it's easy. I'm not saying some people don't choose to be bad. But I want something different for you. I want something better. -You understand? -Yeah. -Can I see your gun? -No. -You know what makes somebody-- -Will you shoot it? No. I want you to be the good guys, got it? -Yeah. -Let's go shoot some hoops. I called the police station and they said you might be here. You never got your coffee. Well, you're a ave man to be facing a mob Iike this. No backup? I'm used to working alone, most of the time. -Is that by choice, or-- -Yeah, theirs. No, I've had partners before. Turns out I take my job too seriously. You know my friend Sally? That's what she says about me. She says that I'm fun-deficient. -I don't believe that. -That's what she says. One-on-one? -Who? Me and her? -Yeah, come on. You wanna do this? One-on-one One-on-one I haven't done that since I was a kid. Come on. Can we have our ball back? You don't seem so fun-deficient to me. Mr. Hedare wanted me to inform you he'll be at the factory the rest of the day. If by factory you mean the Four Seasons... ...teaching Drina to unlock the minibar... -...consider me informed. -He'll be working with-- Wesley, George hasn't said anything meaningful to me since he said I do. -Hello? -You'd think with the advances... ...in medicine, this place would have a wet bar. -Seems Iike you're feeling better. -Some new medication I can't pronounce. -So, what's up? -Nothing. Just fixing a Iittle snack. What I'd Iike to know is did you fix it with the cute cop? I think I did. Details! And make it good, honey. I'm sitting here in a paper dress, for God's sakes. All we did was talk. And play a Iittle one-on-one. -You know how to play basketball? -Apparently I do. -I even went Shaquille on his butt. -Patience, have I taught you nothing? You never beat a guy at sports. It messes them up. They end up in a men's group, banging on a drum. It's not Iike I meant to. It just happened. I'm telling you, Sal, something really, really weird is happening to me. -I practically jumped him. -That's called Iust, sweetheart. -Animal attraction. -You think? What if it gets worse? -I mean, what if the next time-- -Next time? He asked you out again? -I love this guy. -So do I. But it's me I' m worried about. -I felt Iike I couldn't be myself. -Well, feel free to be me next time. -Sally-- -I'm teasing. Just be yourself. Myself. Okay. -I'll try. -Oh, I gotta go. Future father of my children's coming. Sweet dreams, honey. Excuse me. I think I might have a fever. Hey! -Shut that off! -Get a Iife! Yeah, get a Iife, you Ioser! Sorry, babe. This ain't the slumber party. However... ...in your case, I can make an exception. I'm flattered. But do you think this one time... ...you could turn the music down just a Iittle... ...bit. Tell you what, why don't I do it myself? Hey! Hey! Listen, you freak-- I'm sorry, what did you say? Is the music still too Ioud? Hey! You hear that? It's called silence. That's all I ever wanted. Now, keep it down. Thanks for the party. I had fun. -Time to accessorize. -My bike! Amateurs. You boys thought you could come in here and steal all these beautiful things? What a perfect idea. Meow. That was one of a kind. -From Egypt. -That's a hell of a profile. Thieves said she jumps around Iike a cat. What should we call her? Cat Chick? No, no. Cat Broad. What do you got? Cupcakes. Midnight. I knew you'd come back when you were ready. The goddess Bast. The Maus are sacred to Bast. They're her messengers. -You wrote this? -I was a professor for 20 years... ...until I was denied tenure. Male academia. Bast is a rarity. A goddess of the moon, and of the sun. She represents the duality in all women. Docile, yet aggressive. Nurturing, yet ferocious. But what does all of this have to do with me? I mean-- What happened the other night? -I don't remember. -Do you want me to tell you? Yes. You died. What? I didn't die. Look at me, I'm right here. You died. -But you were reborn. -Oh, you're crazy. -You are a crazy cat Iady. -Midnight knew your fate. That's why she tested you. To see if you were worthy of a gift she could give you. A gift that could change your Iife... ...and give you a new one. You're not alone, child. He's saved others before you. Look. Catwomen are not contained by the rules of society. You follow your own desires. This is both a blessing and a curse. You will often be alone and misunderstood. But you will experience a freedom other women will never know. You are a catwoman. Every sight, every smell... ...every sound, incredibly heightened. Fierce independence, total confidence, inhuman reflexes. -So I'm not Patience anymore? -You are Patience. And you are Catwoman. Accept it, child. You've spent a Iifetime caged. By accepting who you are, all of who you are... ...you can be free. And freedom is power. You saved my Iife, Midnight. But somebody killed me... ...and I've got to find out who, and why. You dealt with SIavicky? It's done. Oh, my God. We danced all night. -Been here all night. -Absolutely. Keep the change. -What can I do for you? -White Russian. No ice, hold the vodka, hold the Kahlua. Cream. Straight up. Looking for something? The other night you killed somebody. She was a nice girl. Why? Cat got your tongue? I don't know. They told me to flush the pipes so I flushed the pipes. -Why? -I don't know why. Beau-Iine. There's something wrong with Beau-Iine. She heard something she wasn't supposed to hear. And Hedare is covering it up. I can't Iive with turning people into monsters. Hey, hey, hey. Wow! You Iook amazing. -Do you Iike it? -Love it. -Like the hair? -Love the hair. -Did good? -You did real good. This guy is good for you. Aren't you glad I pushed you into it? Props to Sally. Let me hear my props. -Props to Sally. -Yeah. CIothes, and a treat. So are you gonna be okay, or what? I do feel better. That's maybe Iaying off the Cosmos for a couple days. Check this out. Some chick in a cat suit murdered SIavicky Iast night. The actions of this lunatic will not keep Beau-line off the shelves. We will launch next week as planned... ...because we owe it to the women of this country. -Because-- -PIease. That guy is so full of himself. -I' m almost out. -Let's see. How Iong have you been having headaches? -About a month. -Do me a favor. -Stop using this. -Why? Because it's making you sick. Trust me. Thank you, Iieutenant. You're gonna roll with him. For Tom, from forensics. Oh, and SIavicky homicide. Maybe you'll want to Iook at that. Hey, Bob, Iet me ask you a question. Would your wife crawl out on the Iedge of a building to rescue a cat? Maybe, if the cat was carrying a pizza. Well, there are similarities. -Shape of the S, harsh stroke of the R's. -Were they written by the same person? Well, it's not an exact science. But this first one. The oad spacing of the Ietters? Indicative of Ioneliness. And the O reaching out, insecure. Handwriting of a people-pleaser. Now, we Iook at the Ioop of the Y. Very self-confident, almost angry. And the O, well, this person doesn't Iike to play by the rules. -So they're different people. -Very. If you put these two women in the same room... ...you're gonna have one hell of a party. -You got a big weekend planned, Tom? -I do now. Aren't you supposed to Iet me win? Not that kind of girl. -What kind of girl is that? -A Ioser. Hey, can I ask you a question? You work for Hedare, right? Somebody was murdered at his factory the other night. I'm sorry. Can you think of anybody who might have a grudge against the company? Lots of people. George Hedare isn't the nicest guy in the world, you know. He fired me. What? Am I a suspect now, detective? No. Looks Iike we'll be up here for a while. You in a hurry? Mom! -Hey! -Don't move! Hold on tight. I gotta stop this thing. -Mom! -Frankie. Mom! Mom! Help, Mom! Mom! Help, Mom! Help! Help! You are one tough Iittle guy, you know that? -Take it easy, partner. -Bye. It's over. Well, I'm not sure how you did it, but I'm impressed. Well, I saw how you did. And so am I. -You know what? -What? We should cele ate. Why don't you Iet me take you to dinner tonight? I would Iove to, but I can't. Not tonight. I've got... ...some business that I have to take care of. You picked the wrong house. You're the cat that killed SIavicky. You don't believe everything you see on TV, do you? -What do you want? -Your husband. Is he home? I'm here. Why on earth would he be home? Oh, too bad. If your husband ever comes home, tell him I know all about Beau-Iine. It's disease in a jar. I wouldn't caulk a sink with it. -Come on. I've been using it for years. -It's your funeral. Because whoever killed SIavicky did it to keep Beau-Iine's toxic Iittle secret. Are you suggesting that my husband is a murderer? I'm suggesting that you tell me where he is. -So I'll ask him myself. -I suppose I should be shocked. Protest his innocence. But the truth is... ...that man's capable of anything. You wanna find him? There he is. -Thanks. -I'd Iike to help. How can I reach you? I'm not exactly Iisted. Take my phone. Call the cops. You're not going to believe this. I think this is a total waste of time. -Don't. -What? Think. Ever. Consider it a condition of our relationship. I Iove this part. -Who the hell--? -Like my nails? Just got them done. My bad. Get your paws off me this instant! I know about Beau-Iine, and your cover-up. What? So did my girl, Patience. That's why you killed her. -What? I didn't kill her-- -Too bad your Iast words will be a Iie. Freeze! Hey! Hold it right there. Don't you move. Now, come down from there nice and easy. Cats come when they feel Iike it. Not when they're told. I won't tell you again. You turn around. Hands on your head. You're under arrest. Gotcha! -You think this is a game? -Now we're playing. -You're playing. I'm at work. -Seems Iike you Iove your job. -Don't I get din-din first? -I'll feed you in your cell. Careful. That cable hits us, we're both fried. I knew I felt a spark between us. -Not on the first date. -Don't flatter yourself. I'm taken. Does she know about us? There's no us. Too bad. It's over. There she is. Okay, boys. Show of hands. Who can see in the dark? I can. But this is a disaster! It's a total bloody disaster. How does she know all this? Who is she, anyway? And how come--? It's all right. Don't be scared. Great. You haven't got a clue, do you? We are in absolute ruin here... ...and your illiant piece of advice to me is: Don't be scared? No. My advice to you, George... ...quit the self-tanning. Stop eating Viagra Iike they're vitamins. Resist the urge to date children born the same day they invented the cell phone. For once, George, in your miserable Iife... ...be a man! Terrific. Beau-Iine works wonders, doesn't it? Okay, Sal. What do you think? I don't know. You going to a church or a PIayboy mansion? Well, that was helpful. I'm such a freak. PIease, I'm a freak Thursday through Sunday, big deal. Okay, but what if he doesn't Iike... -...the real me? -He can't pick and choose, Patience. If he wants this to work, he's gonna have to Iike all of you. -Senora Hedare. Perdon. -Go. Pretty. -Thanks. -Oh, you too. But I was talking about the fish. Detective work is Iike dating. It's all about the pursuit. But when you catch them-- You Iike your sushi, huh? That's good. So tell me about this one... ...that got away. Catwoman. -You heard of her? -Oh, yeah. Hot, black Ieather, whip. She kissed me. -Really? -Yeah. -What do you think about that? -Depends. -You Iike bad girls? -Only if they Iike me back. No, Iisten, bad isn't something that does it for me. Okay, bad, good. Gotta be something in between, right? Maybe it's a Iittle more complicated. -Why don't we talk about you? -Okay. -What's it Iike to be an artist? -Well, I'm not really an artist. I mean, yeah, I did go to art school... ...but then I got a regular job at an advertising agency... ...and now I don't really know what I am anymore. Well, I know what you are. You're different. You're special. -And I Iike that about you. -Thanks. No, it's true. And I want to know more about you. You know... ...I guess there's a few things I need to explain. Like what, your new Iook? Huh? -Your dunk shot? -No, that's not what I was thinking. Hey. You can tell me anything. I'm.... I hate the rain! What were you saying? Nothing important. Tom? It's me. You were right about Beau-line's secrets. I can 't believe it, but you were right. Beau-line is toxic. I have proof. We can stop him, but we have to stop him together. George will be launching Beau-line at a press conference tomorrow. Beau-line will be on the shelves on Monday. So, what'd you find? Enough evidence to put someone away for a Iong, Iong time. I was everything they wanted me to be. I was never more beautiful. Never more powerful. And then I turned 40 and they threw me away. It's all there behind the desk. How'd I do? The clawed-flesh thing was a Iittle tricky... ...but I think I pulled it off. -You killed him? -No one is gonna stop Beau-Iine... ...from hitting the shelves. Not SIavicky. Not George. And certainly not you. I'm sorry. I'm forgetting my manners. Can I offer you something? Can of tuna? Saucer of milk? Smoking gun? Which, sweetheart, you just emptied into my husband's chest. Oh, George! Help, somebody help! It's Catwoman! She killed George. Oh, my God! Patience. I'm sorry. I guess you could take this right out of my hands if you wanted. If I wanted. I'm telling you, SIavicky had evidence that Beau-Iine was toxic. That's why Laurel killed him. George found out and she killed him too. She was covering it up. Ballistics show the same weapon killed both men: the gun in your hand. -Catwoman's hand. -What's the difference? -Guess it doesn't matter. -Don't you understand? All of the evidence, every single piece, it points to you. There's nothing that shows me anything else. There's me. You can believe me. Do you remember the first time you saw me? Yeah. What did you see? A girl... ...rescuing a cat. No, you didn't. You saw a crazy person out on a Iedge trying to jump. And all the evidence pointed to that, didn't it? I really need you to believe me. How can I? I don't know who you are. I'm the same girl you were with Iast night. Take her back. You be a nice kitty, now. Look at it this way, Lone. You may have Iost your woman, but at Ieast you got your man. Did I? Yeah. Hello, Midnight. You've spent a lifetime caged. By accepting who you are, all of who you are... ... you can be free. And freedom is power. It's not just about me anymore, Midnight. You know... ... Lassie would have ought me a key. Cross your paws. -We' re gonna shift-change in half an hour. -All right. -Dave's gonna take over then? -Yeah, as far as I know. Yeah, right through here, pal. You'll get to talk to a Iawyer. Are you okay? A girl Iike me Iands on her feet. Wait! Wait! My husband dreamed of a world... ...where every woman could be as beautiful as she wanted to be. He dedicated his Iife pursuing that dream. As Hedare's new chief executive... ...I intend to make that dream a reality... ...by proceeding with tomorrow's Iaunch of Beau-Iine. Thank you! Thank you so much. I have been dying to get some of this stuff. My husband would have wanted you to have it. He wanted that for everyone. -Detective Lone. What a surprise. -Yeah? Everyone, this is the man that ought my husband's killer to justice. Can I talk to you, in private? Come upstairs to my office. -Number five, ready to go. -Yeah, yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Right there. Get a move on. Gotta meet that midnight delivery. I saw her standing over him. There were claw marks all over his body. -But not on SIavicky's. -Because she didn't have the time. She also didn't have a motive. -I don't know. -What if I told you I know the truth? That I know who killed your husband, I know about Beau-Iine. Why, detective, you make it sound Iike I'm a suspect. What if I told you I had evidence? If you have evidence, then how come I'm not in cuffs? Well, you're a smart woman, Mrs. Hedare. Beautiful. Rich. I thought maybe we could work something out. So this evidence.... You'll make it disappear? Pin it on the other girl? If that's what you want me to do. And you? -What do you want? -You just gave me what I want. You just told me it was you. Now, why would you believe it was me? Because I finally trusted a friend. Yeah, well, your friend just got you killed. Don't be stupid, Laurel. You don't want to kill a cop. I'm a woman, Lone. I'm used to doing all kinds of things I don't wanna do. Give my regards to my husband. How sweet. Thanks. Now I can kill you both. Hold on, I gotta stop. How is it? Well, there goes my jump shot. Listen. I want you to know I'm sorry. I should have trusted you all along. You're confusing me with somebody else. Come on, Patience. I'll take this side. I can't believe I ever trusted you. -You're a fake. -And what are you? A hero? A thief? A freak? If you don't have an identity, why keep it a secret? Because you killed me. It was me you flushed down the pipes. I'm Patience Phillips. That's who's under there? -I can't be hurt. -Beau-Iine. You stop using it and your face disintegrates. And if you keep using it, skin Iike Iiving marble. And you can't feel a thing. You're just a scared Iittle girl playing dress-up. Nobody. Nothing. Where do you think you're going? You're gonna Iook Iike a cop-killer. You wanted to save him. Honey, you couldn't save yourself. Game over. Guess what. It's overtime. Give me your hand! Help me! I might not be a hero, but I'm certainly not a killer. You know... ...once Laurel's boys start talking... ...we'll be able to wrap up these murder cases pretty easy. And if Patience is back in her cell by tomorrow morning... ...it'll be awfully tough to prove that she was Catwoman. Exactly. Delicious, thank you. You know, the strawberry was good too. The day I died was the day I started to live. In my old life, I longed for someone to see what was special in me. You did, and for that you 'll always be in my heart. But what I really needed was for me to see it. And now I do. You 're a good man, Tom. But you live in a world that has no place for someone like me. You see, sometimes I'm good. Oh, I'm very good. But sometimes I'm bad. But only as bad as I wanna be. Freedom is power. To live a life untamed and unafraid is the gift that I've been given... ...and so my journey begins. SDI Media Group ENGLISH

Video encoding: Solly Elgueusard Translation/subtitles: Jaspion It's necessary to make something! -Mrs, we're all working to make Chris back to home. -We have to be careful. -We could try to use Chris' equipment, but we'd risk to destroy its data. -What can we do?! -We can trust Chris. He's not a kid anymore. He's reliable. If he tells us not to worry and he will return, we have to trust him. All right? -I think that Chris will try to contact us as soon as possible. We shall take turns here. We'll inform you when he'll contact us. -Yes, thanks. The dry planet. -Wait a second. You mean that a Chaos Emerald is near here? -Yes! There's no doubt. The Master Emerald reacted very strongly. It felt a Chaos Emerald. -Does it mean that we approach a planet? -Wait! -Look! -What is its name? -It's the dry planet. -Everybody understood? Go right now to this planet! Full speed! -It belongs to me to command the spaceship. -Oh, sorry! I wasn't supposed to say that. -The analysis of the atmosphere shows that it's eathable. -Rather well! Do we need to land on water?! Oh no! Not on the water! Not that!! All this has nothing to do with the planet described in this book! Is that the right planet? Are you really sure? -Yes, i'm sure. Why? It's natural that planets evolve. That's exciting. -You know that i hate water! I hate water! -Hey, Sonic! Don't worry! We'll be together. -Let's go ahead! -Poor Sonic! He's really ill-at-ease in water. He's probably fighting against sea-sickness. He shoudn't worry. I'll take care of him. Watch out! -It didn't miss! -Normally, there should be a Chaos Emerald somewhere here. -Yes. There's no doubt. -The Master Emerald reacted again? -No. It's my instinct of treasures hunter. -Look carefully! -Take this, Cosmo! We'll dig too. -Oh, right! -I'll search elsewhere. -I'm wondering where are Chris and Sonic. They should be with us. -Oh don't worry about that! -Breathe! Where are we? Look! You'll feel better on this island. -Metarexs! -What? It means that this planet was conquered by the Metarexs. -Yes! It's their presence which evolved the planet. They must want to steal its heart. We'll not allow that. Go away fast! -No! No way! It doesn't seem that i'm black belt. -What? Is that true? -Edouard taught me karate. I can eak five icks at one go! Wait... -That's not very effective! -Edouard said that it would be effective. -Go away and hide yourself! I'll take care of them! -That's not fair! I would like to help you! -Don't worry about that! It's normal for your age not to be able to fight. -I don't understand! It's maybe because my body is smaller. I'll see! It works! Ouch! -Move over! Are you okay, Chris? -Yeah, i'm okay. -Go away and let me do now! -Behind you! Hang on! I'm coming! No, not that! Hang on, Sonic! I'll help you! -No! Don't care about me and go away. -No! -We don't have the choice. If they catch you, who will fetch help? -As you want... I promises you that i'll return to free you. -Sonic was trapped? -Yes! I quickly go to his rescue! -Think it over! Do you know where to go? -No. When i'll flight, i shall find. -Wait a minute! -No! -Calm down, Chris! -I don't want to, Tails! Sorry, excuse me... -It's always bad to act without thinking. Fly without knowing where to go will not help you. -You're right... -Yes, here is the Typhoon. Speak! -Hello, it's me. I'm in the basements of the island. -We have bad news here about Sonic. -Yes, he was trapped. -How do you know that? -The inhabitants said it to me. That's why i called you as soon as i knew it. -That's my fault. -No, Chris. Don't worry about that. It does good to him sometimes, that kind of things. It's a perfect opportunity to prove him my huge love. Sonic, it's me. I'm here to save you! Thanks a lot, Amy! It's very nice. You're welcome, Sonic! Close you eyes, i'll give you a reward. Oh, you're not obliged! What are you saying? It'd be a real pleasure! Oh, i'm waiting for this since a long time! Don't mind about it, Sonic! -Amy, listen! -Yes, Sonic? -I'm not Sonic! I am Chris! Calm down! Tell us how can we help him! -Mind your own business!! I'll rescue him by myself! -Okay, okay... -Listen, Tails. When i'll have freed Sonic, fetch us with the X-Tornado, right? -Yes. -What can i do to help you? -Nothing yet. Thanks! You should go to take a shower. -6 years passed by. What made i? I advanced in my studies. I learnt the karate with Edouard. I became a little stronger. Grandfather learnt me to drive and to fly. In spite of the opposite opinion of Mum & Dad, i made small jobs as many young people. I really thought of having matured. -Go away Chris! Let me doing now. -According to Sonic and the others, i didn't changed at all. Yeah, that's clear! I don't have the incredible strength of Sonic and others. I'll never be able to do what they do. I cannot even make what Cream and Cheese do. It's desperate. What am i doing in this world? It's not a good forerunner... I felt that a great danger was going to threaten Sonic. I wanted to reach his world to help him. -May i see what you did? -Yes, you may if you want. -Let me see. -Here it is. -What's that? -An energy ring: it attracts and concentrates the electromagnetic energy from the space. -And that? -This is new shoes with soles in special resin which decrease the friction. That's true! Don't laugh! -I bet that Sonic will like it much. -Are you sure? -Yes, i'm sure. -I didn't come here to be mothered. I'm not a kid anymore! I'll do what i want! -Is it there? -Yes. -It's nice you helped me, thanks everyone! -Be careful! They are steel. -I have what is needed. I go there! -Hey! You plan to make that a long time? Watch out! If you swallow my spines, you risk to suffer. -Sonic! Where are you? -Getting ready X-Tornado for the launch. Docking of the catapult! The catapult is operational. Let's go! -I'm coming, my love! You did make it deliberately, again! -No, it was a reflex! You'd go out from there. -That's it! It wasn't so difficult! -Amy! Wait! -Amy! -Well done! We return to the Typhoon. -Okay! -Could you free me? It's not very comfortable! -We avoided them. -Sonic? -Eh? Where is he? -It didn't miss! That's why i wanted to be freed! -I'm coming Sonic! -It's Chris! -Use that! -Poor Sonic! -Look! He floats! -It's a great invention, Chris! -Shoes for walking on water, you have make something amazing! -Yeah, that's true. -Watch out! Here are the Metarexs! -Inactivity is enough, we are going to fight finally! -Thanks Chris! -Oh, look at this! -It's the planet's Heart! -The planet is as before. -I hope that i didn't sleep for such a long time. -Oh yes! Look, over there! -You're right, it's look like a Chaos Emerald! -Wait for me. -It's really great to walk on a continent! Thanks again Chris! You invention saved my life! -If it's useful, i shall make other shoes of this kind. -It's a very good idea. I'm going for a run.

Attention. Please prepare for docking procedure. There's a package for you, Miss Perkins. They didn't leave a name. - Said it was important. - Thank you. I don't like this business you're getting yourself into. I'll be just fine, Mr. Paley. You know what a careful girl I am. I move my mouth, words come out, you don't hear. - I'm late for a movie. - I don't like it when you smile at me. You don't like my smile? I don't like what's behind it. Listen, Polly, six scientists are missing, probably dead. Somebody out there means business. I don't want you in the middle of it. It's only a movie, Mr. Paley. I'll ing you some popcorn. Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. We must be over the rainbow. You sent me this? Who are you? - What's this all about, Mr...? - Doctor. Dr. Walter Jennings. I'm a research chemist. I specialize in nucleic-acid emissions. The bonding enzymes in proteus molecules which... The missing scientists. You said you knew who was next. Yes, l... I have a deadline to meet, doctor. I was one of seven scientists chosen to serve in a secret facility stationed outside of Berlin before the start of the First World War. It was known only as Einheit Elf, Unit 11. We agreed never to discuss what went on behind those doors. The things we were made to do there... Terrible things. - I shouldn't have come. - Now I know we're not in Kansas. Are you a good witch or a bad witch? Doctor, you said you knew who was next. Yes. Don't you see? - There is only one left. - Who? Who is it, doctor? Me. He's coming for me. Who? Who's coming? Totenkopf. It's Totenkopf. There! All citizens, attention. New York City must be evacuated at once. Proceed in an orderly manner to the East River Drive. All members of the police and fire department on leave or off duty shall report immediately to their precincts or company command. This is urgent. - Editor Paley. - Mr. Paley, it's me, Polly. What's going on? They're calling for midtown to evacuate. Listen, Mr. Paley, I don't have much time. I need you to dig up anything you can on a Dr. Walter Jennings and someone named Totenkopf. An address, a phone number, anything you can find. It's important. Totenkopf. Who is he? He may have something to do with the missing scientists. Quick as you can. Polly, listen to me. I want you to get out of there. I want you to put the phone down, close your notepad and get the hell out of there. Wait a minute. I can see something now coming into sight above the Palisades. They're crossing Sixth Avenue. Fifth Avenue. They're a hundred... They're a hundred yards away. Polly. Polly! Oh, my God. Polly! Polly! Polly! Stop! Come back! Fire! Get out of here! They've oken through the perimeter. Send reinforcements. Send everything you've got! Emergency protocol 90206. Calling Sky Captain. Come in, Sky Captain. Repeat. Calling Sky Captain. Come in, Sky Captain. This is an emergency protocol, 90206. Calling Sky Captain. Sky Captain, do you read? Calling Sky Captain. Come in, Sky Captain. This is an emergency protocol, 90206. Calling Sky Captain. Sky Captain, do you read? Repeat. Calling Sky Captain. Come in, Sky Captain. This is Sky Captain. I'm on my way. Polly. Joe. Further details of the attack continue to pour in. The central portion of the city is blacked out from radio communication due to damaged power lines and electrical failure. Cables received from English, French and German news agencies now confirm the attack was not limited to the city. The BBC is reporting that a steel mill in Nuremberg was virtually excavated by what witnesses describe as a mechanized tornado. News agencies in Paris and Madrid speak of strange burrowing machines rising from the ground, robbing entire communities of their coal and oil reserves. Meanwhile, with military resources stretched thin across the globe, world leaders must once again call upon the elite mercenary forces of Sky Captain and his army-for-hire to uncover the meaning of these mysterious events. Where's Dex? Shazam. I thought you said this thing was big. Can I have it? You find out where it came from, and I'll buy you one for Christmas. Oh, I need to show you something. I recorded this signal just before the first machine appeared. I didn't think anything of it until I played it back. - Morse code? - See, that's what I thought at first, but the syntax is more complex than that. There's a sub-carrier hidden in the lower frequency. I think it's being used to control them. If it shows up again, could you track it? I can try, yeah. - Good boy, Dex. - Thanks. In the meantime, see what you can do with that thing. Find out what makes it tick. - You don't mind, do you? - I don't mind. I wanna know where it comes from, Dex. Who sent it here. Switch to map coordinate 69 SW by 49 E. Tummy ache? How you been, Joe? - Miss me? - Get out. Well, it's nice to see you too. Dex said you might be in a mood. Dex? Get in here! It's been three years, Joe. You're not still mad at me, are you? Can't even remember what we were fighting about. You sabotaged my plane. Right. I spent six months in a Manchurian slave camp because of you. - They were gonna cut off my fingers. - Joe, for the last time, I didn't sabotage your damn airplane. All so you could get a photograph of Tojo Hideki in his bathrobe, remember? You know, I'm starting to think that you've invented this whole sabotage nonsense to cover the fact that you were running around on me with your little mystery girl the whole time we were in Nanjing. Never happened. All in your imagination. Who was she, Joe? - What was her name? - That's enough. What are you gonna do? Shoot me? Oh, great. We all made up. It's been a pleasure, Polly. Let's do it again in ten years. Escort Miss Perkins off the base, Dex. If she resists, shoot her. - Hi, Polly. - Hi, Dex. - I gotta... - It's okay, hon, I know. Okay. It's just as well. I guess you wouldn't have been interested in this, anyway. - Where did you get that? - There's more where this came from. Lots more. - I want that blueprint, Polly. - I want this story, Joe. And you're gonna help me get it. Maybe we should show her, Cap. Maybe she can help. Show me what? Show me what? My God. What is this? Where do they come from? They started appearing three years ago in remote areas. We managed to keep it a secret until now. They show up without warning, they take what they need, and then they disappear without a trace. Three years and we still can't explain what they want or who's sending them here. A man came to see me today, a scientist. He was terrified. Said someone was coming for him. I asked him who he was so afraid of, and he repeated one name: Totenkopf. He nearly went white when he said it. Totenkopf, who is he? He's the invisible man. I've been through every li ary record twice looking for anything. I've called every contact I have from Paris to Bangkok. This is the only thing I could dig up. He ran some kind of secret science unit outside of Berlin before the start of World War I. Something called Unit 11. It's been more than 30 years since anyone has spoken his name. Until today. Note the insignia he used for the unit. It matches the markings on all of these machines. The scientist, where is he now? We're in this together, right, Joe? Nothing gets published until I say so. You don't write a sentence or take a photograph without asking me first. Understood? Understood. What? I missed you. Thanks for saving my life today, by the way. Were you down there? You missed me too. How nice. This is it. This is Jennings' lab. Dr. Jennings? It's Polly Perkins. Dr. Jennings! It's locked. That window there. I may be able to get in through that window if I can attach a line... It's open. We're too late. Someone beat us here. All right, Polly... ...no more games. What the hell is going on? I was hoping you could tell me. Dr. Jennings! You must stop him! Stay here. Stop! I don't wanna hurt you. - Miss Perkins. - I'm here, doctor. - I'm going to get you some help. - You must promise. If Totenkopf finds them, the countdown will begin. - This world shall end. - I don't understand, doctor. Find what? Promise. He's dead. I think I found something. Dr. Jennings had this with him this morning at the theater. - I'd better get back to the base. - I'm coming with you. Of course you are. Reconnaissance picked up something on radar traveling at over 500 knots and coming straight for us. - How long before they reach us? - There! Get my plane ready. I'm going up. - What are you doing? - I'm coming with you. Don't be stupid. Remember what happened last time you flew with me? - We had a deal. - This is not a game, Polly. - People are gonna die. - You are not leaving me, Joe. Not this time. This is my story, and we had a deal! Go, go, go! Get in. There you are. - Cap, this is Dex, do you read me? - Hang on, Dex, I'm a little busy. Come in, Dex. Look, whatever you do, don't shoot! - Okay. - You shot it, didn't you? - Yes. - Listen, Cap, the signal's coming from one of those machines. You gotta keep them in one piece. Which machine is it, Dex? There's no way of telling. It could be any one of them. I think I found it, Dex. - Wait, Cap, I'm losing the signal. - It's heading for the city. Don't let it get away. I need you to bounce that signal back to me. If we lose it now, we may never get it back. You let me know when you've got something, Dex. I'll let you know. Out. All right, I want a full-spectrum sweep of every incoming signal. Amplify any variant frequency cycle and route them to me. They've come back for the generators. Who is this guy? - You okay? - Great. There's a bottle of Milk of Magnesia under the seat if you need it. - I'm fine. - You don't look so good. Pull up! - Joe! - I see it! It's getting away. - I lost the signal, Cap. - I'll find him, Dex. Sit tight. - Go left. - Sit back, Polly. There's a shortcut down Broadway. You can catch him on 42nd Street. I know these streets like the back of my hand. Go left! Hey! Okay, okay, now go straight. - No, no, no, go right! - When? Back there. I could use a little more warning next time. Go left! Tell me you got something, Dex. We're getting clobbered up here. It's no picnic down here either, Cap. Hang in there, I've almost got it. Joe! Dex! We can't hold them off any longer! - I'm almost there. - We have to evacuate now! Go ahead without me. I'm right behind you. - Lovely. - Okay, turn left at the drugstore. - Left again. - We're going around in circles. Will you just trust me? Go left! - It's a dead end. - That's not supposed to be there. It's a dead end! There's no way out! Oh, bugger. Joe! - There's the lead ship. - Shortcut! I got us here, didn't I? - Dex. Dex! - Thirty seconds, Cap, that's all I need. - Thirty seconds. - Plus or minus. Listen, I'll try and take them out over the water, buy us some time. Over. Still glad you came? Joe, I found it! Joe! Dex, come in. Where is it? Come in, Dex. Are you there? Dex? Dex, do you read me? Dex, are you there? I can't outrun them much longer. Hold on. Joe, what are you doing? You're heading straight down! - You're gonna kill us! - I know what I'm doing. Just hold on. We're going too fast. We're not gonna make it. Joe, you have to pull up! Pull up! - We went underwater. - Dex rigged it up. Got the idea from one of his comic books. You mean, you knew this the whole time, and you let me think we were gonna crash? I thought we were gonna die! You should have said something! Look, Polly, it was your idea to tag along, not mine. If you can't take it, that's not my fault. Oh, I can take it. - I can take anything you dish out. - Good. Because that was nothing. Dex, come in. Do you read me? Do you read me, Dex? Copy. Dex! Dex! Dex. They're everywhere. Joe, look out! Dex! Why would Totenkopf do this? Why Dex? It doesn't make any sense. He was looking for something. Dex said he knew where the transmission was coming from. He must have got too close. - He was trying to tell me something... - Joe. Good boy, Dex. These journals belong to Dr. Vargas. He must have passed them on to Dr. Jennings before his disappearance. - My God. - What? Totenkopf was awarded his first patent when he was 12 years old. By 17, he had already received two doctorates and was one of the most highly regarded minds of his day. One year after his disappearance, ominous rumors began circulating. Whispers that Totenkopf had begun work on what was darkly hinted to be a doomsday device. Efforts to locate him have consistently failed, and to this day, his whereabouts remain a mystery. Even less is known about his companion, an assassin who controls his machines. She's the one who took Dex. What else? These are Unit 11 supply logs. This is everything he's used his machines to collect for the last three years, including generators from the city. It reads like a shopping list from all over the world. What have you been up to, doctor? It'll be all right, Joe. Dex can look after himself. We'll find him. My old friend Joe. - So glad to see you again. - It's good to see you too, Kaji. This is Polly Perkins. She'll be coming with us. Nice to meet you. - Kaji, did you get the maps I needed? - Yeah, they're inside. Did you get a little something for me? Of course. Three cases, just like you asked. Vienna sausages. My God, it's been so long. Kaji, how's your Tibetan? Come, I'll show you the maps. - How well do you know him? - Kaji? He's old legion. Reconnaissance. Why? I don't trust him. That's funny, he said the same thing about you. Here. Get changed. Your clothes stay behind. You won't be needing high heels where we're going. Dex tracked the signal to here, this valley north of Karakal. This is where the transmission originated. Why is there no writing here? What is this place? - Shambhala. - You know it? It is forbidden. It's said to be the source of the Kalachakra, Tibetan magic. Those who live there are said to have supernatural powers. You can get us there, Kaji, can't you? No one has ventured this far. It's very dangerous. Shambhala is said to be protected by the priests of the Kalachakra lamasery. If they find us there, they will kill us. Why? Why is this place so special? Shambhala is known by many names. To the He ew, it is Eden. To the ancient Greek, it was Empurios. You may know it as Shangri-la. A storm is coming. If you still wish to go, we must go now. I need to send a message. Editor Paley, this may be the last message you receive from me. We've tracked a radio signal to Nepal in search of Dr. Totenkopf. The story grows stranger at every turn. Clues about a countdown. But to what, I don't know. I fear time is running out. With any luck, I'll be back soon with Dex and the story. I hope. Polly Perkins. This is where civilization stops. A blank on the map. We must be careful from here. Hurry. What is it? It looks like a mining outpost. Something bad happened here. Seems to be abandoned. Tell your men we're heading down. I want a closer look. What is it, Joe? Uranium. The whole mine's contaminated. - We can't stay here. - Let's go. Where's Polly? Polly! Miss Perkins? We'll have to split up. Polly! Let her go. Give me the vials and the girl will live. What vials? What are you talking about? I will not ask a second time. Drop the gun. I told you, I don't know what you're talking about. You'll just have to kill us. As you wish. Wait! Wait. Wait. I'm sorry, Joe. Goodbye, my friends. Your journey ends here. I was going to tell you, Joe. You have to believe me. - What was in those vials? - I don't know. - You expect me to believe that? - I'm telling the truth, Joe. Dr. Jennings gave them to me just before he died. He said that the world would end and the countdown would begin if Totenkopf got his hands on them. You've done nothing but lie to me from the beginning. Okay, I'm a liar. But I don't exaggerate. That is what he said. That was what Totenkopf was looking for. - That's why he took Dex. - I'm sorry. I never meant for any of this to happen. Do you hear that? Dynamite. That noise again. Move! What are you doing? Come on! Oh, great. We're safe. Polly, this may be our last moment together. There's something I need to ask you. Yes, Joe? Did you cut my fuel line? Damn it! I didn't sabotage your lousy airplane! Our last moments on earth and this is all you have to say to me? Could we just for once die without all this bickering? There you are. - Why did you lock the door? - Run! My film. Polly, leave it! There's no time! Polly. Polly. My clothes. What are you doing in here? Get out. Get out! Not unless you have some pants hidden under there for me. - Oh, don't tell me you're... - Naked. - You can say it, Polly. - This isn't funny, Joe. Where are we? What happened to us? Where are our clothes? Stop looking at me like that. Like what? Turn around, Joe. I'm serious. Turn around. Hi, Joe. Ask him what he did with our clothes. The clothes are burned. Burned? Why? He says the mine is poisonous. Our clothes were infected. He says he's arranged for a guide to lead us back down the mountain. He will take us there once we are dressed. We appreciate that. But explain to him we are here to find a man. He says we must leave before it is dark. There's nothing more he can do for us. It's very important we find this man. His name is Totenkopf! He says, what do you want with this man? I've come to kill him. And to find my friend. He says he will help you. What do you think? I think they burned the wrong clothes. You said I couldn't ing anything else. I think you look like a woolly mammoth. They're waiting for us. The priest says that Totenkopf enslaved his people, made them work in the mine, but the mine was poisonous. Those who did not die right away were ought here for him to study. Where is Totenkopf now? He does not know. Only that Totenkopf is gone, many years ago. I can't believe this is happening. I only have two shots left. We're in Shangri-la and all I have is two shots. Everything I had was in that bag. You should have let me go back for my film. You're right, I should have. So where's he taking us? To meet the only living survivor of Totenkopf's experiments. What experiments? Ask him, where is Totenkopf? Tell him it's important we find him. He wants to know why. Why do you seek Totenkopf? To make him pay for what he has done. His staff. He's asking for his staff. He says, follow Rana. The staff will lead you there to Totenkopf. Rana? Is there such a place? He says now that he has helped you, you must help him. Of course. Anything. What do you want? Kill me. Have you looked at this? There's markings on it, like a ruler. And there's a moon and a star. And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by A star. He wasn't talking about a place, he was talking about a star! Rana is a star. Ancient sailors used to navigate by using the night sky. They could determine their position by the moon and the stars. The Vikings were known to create maps for certain stars, The Vikings were known to create maps for certain stars, latitude tables that required a key to decipher them. The key was called Jacob's staff. This has to be the key! You mean this could really work? You could really find Totenkopf with this thing? We do things a little different nowadays. All we needed to know was where to look. What's the date? - March 2. - March 2. Using Karakal Plateau as our assumed position... March 2... Rana is at latitude 20.40. Right ascension, 03 hours, 43 minutes. Declination, minus 10.60. There's nothing there. Are you sure you did it right? I'm sure. If the old man was right, that's where Totenkopf is now. Dead center in the middle of nowhere. What's that point there? That's where we run out of fuel. Oh, great. So how do we get there? - Franky. - Who? Frank Cook. An old buddy of mine. Runs a mobile reconnaissance outpost for the Royal Navy. If I can get a message to them, I may be able to arrange a rendezvous at these coordinates. And what if they don't get the message? Franky's never let me down. They'll be there. They'll be there. Is that light supposed to be on? Relax, Polly, everything's fine. - We're out of fuel, aren't we? - Buckle up. Manta Station, do you read me? Where are you, Franky? What are you doing? You can't land this in the middle of nowhere. I'm not. I'm landing it on that. - What is it? - It's a mobile airstrip. Dex had a hand in designing it. It's kind of a secret. You can keep a secret, can't you, Polly? Yeah. I can keep a secret. Two shots. Permission to land on platform 327. Maintain your present course. Copy, 327. Welcome aboard, captain. Joseph Sullivan. I was sure you'd be dead by now. It's good to see you too, Franky. This had better be important or one of us is in trouble. It's important. What is that? You be nice. Commander Cook, meet Polly Perkins. Polly Perkins. I've heard so much about you. It's a pleasure to finally meet the competition. It's been a long time since Nanjing, hasn't it, Joseph? So, Franky, I hear you've been having trouble with that number-three engine, or at least you were last time... Commander, we're tracking six enemy submersibles bearing 30 degrees northwest. - Who wants to kill you now? - Man your battle stations. - All hands on deck. - Follow me. Take us to 10,000 feet and deploy countermeasures. Yes, commander. Reconnaissance located an island 3 kilometers northeast of our current position. It is not, however, on any of our charts. - That has to be him. - That has to be who? What have you got me into this time, Joseph? Nothing you can't handle, Franky. Polly, try not to touch anything. Enemy warships bearing 316, mark 4. Closing fast. - Give me a visual. - Launching radio imager. We're receiving a signal. On-screen now. Totenkopf. Commander, we've lost power to the forward rotors. We're losing altitude. All engines, reverse full. Get us out of here. Francesca, you've got to get me on that island. I'm not about to risk the lives of my men for one of your silly antics. He's got Dex. Rescind order! You'll never make it from the air. We have to find you another way. There's a tidal flow on the eastern face of the island. It's too deep. We're not rated past 300 meters. But... ...this area here, there's an undersea inlet at the southern tip and it runs beneath the entire length of the island. That is your only way in. Everything else is sheer rock to the edge of the water. What about those machines? How do we get past them? Leave that to me. Alert the amphibious squadron. Report to main station carrier. What? Nanjing? I can't hear you, Polly. You'll have to speak up. Keep your nose up, Joseph. You always were bad at the short takeoff. Keep up, Franky. I don't wanna have to come back for you. I thought your takeoff was just fine. Thank you, Polly. So you heard that, did you? Manta leader to Manta team, impact in ten seconds. Switching to amphibious mode. Impact in five, four, three, two, one. Franky. You remember our milk run over Shanghai, don't you? We had the target buttoned up and he was jinxing in the flak. - Pops a rivet, thinks he's taken a hit. - And started yelling: - Protect the rabbits! - Protect the rabbits! - Protect the rabbits! - Protect the rabbits! Enemy target spotted four points to the right. Depth, 1,600. Look sharp. Joe, watch out! - Joseph, there's the inlet. - I see it. Get ready to make a run for it. We're about to clear you a path. Hold on, now, Polly. Hold on. Manta leader to Manta team, arm cluster torpedoes and stick close to element formation. Fire. Joseph! Pull up! Joseph, it's still alive. Disengage. Do you hear me? Disengage. Do you hear me? - What is it? - Do you hear me? Pull up! - The rudder's jammed. I can't steer. - Joseph! Disengage! - Thank you, Franky. That was close. - Get ready to make a run for it. You're only going to have one shot at this. Franky, what are you doing? This is no time to show off. - She's heading straight for it. - On my mark. - She's going to ram it. - It's suicide. Franky, pull up. - Three. - Pull up, Franky. Two. One. You're all clear. Good luck, Joe. Thank you, Franky. We'll take it from here. She's some kind of girl. Yes, I know. I'm taking us up. What? - What is it? - One of Totenkopf's creatures. - You're not gonna photograph that? - I've only got two shots left. Who knows what's waiting for us out there. Suit yourself. There's a clearing up ahead. Totenkopf can't be far. Run. There. Polly! Oh, great. Come on! Polly! Come on! Are you mad? Are you mad? Are you completely insane? You could have gotten yourself killed! - It's okay. - No, it isn't. - I didn't mean... - I shot the ground! - What? - When we were running, I shot the ground. It isn't funny. I only have one shot left. One shot! What is it with you and that stupid camera, anyway? You gave it to me. You don't even remember, do you? You were flying with the American volunteers in Nanjing, I was covering the evacuation of Shanghai. - I remember. - Joe, I wanna ask you something and I want you to tell me the truth. I don't care one way or the other, I swear. I just need to know. The girl in Nanjing was Franky, wasn't it? - Polly. - How long were you seeing her? Look me in the eyes. I never fooled around on you. Never. I sabotaged your plane. - Three months. - I knew it! I can't believe I ever trusted you, you lousy... He's here. You all right? Through there. Through there. My God, Joe. It's an ark. He's building an ark. What are you doing? You honestly think you're gonna find something more important than every single creature on Earth being led two by two inside a giant rocket ship? I might. - Like what? - I'll know when I see it. - Ten minutes to liftoff. - They've started the countdown. We have to find Totenkopf. You've got a gift. - Dex! - Hurry, get in! Einsteigen. Komm, springt! Are you all right? How did you find us? We escaped into the tunnels once the countdown started. Some of the scientists were caught. They didn't make it. The machines that were guarding us are loading everything on this island into that ship. We've got about ten minutes to stop that thing from blasting off. Dex! Get us out of here! Good boy, Dex. Thanks, Cap. - Who are they? - They're Unit 11. Or what's left of them. They were ought here to finish what they started 30 years ago. Finish what? Tell them. Totenkopf believed that humankind was doomed to extinction, so he proposed the unthinkable: To build a vessel that would carry the building blocks of a new civilization into space. He used his machines to collect specimens representing all life on Earth. What Totenkopf called The World of Tomorrow. Those vials that Dr. Jennings gave me, what were they? Adam and Eve. Totenkopf's masterpiece. Seeds of a technological utopia. We smuggled them off this island, knowing Totenkopf would never leave without them. But now that he has them again, there is nothing left to keep him here. Then let him go. Let him go where he can't harm anyone. No, no, no, that ship must never leave this Earth. Why? What haven't you told us? When the rocket reaches 100 kilometers, at the edge of space, - Earth will be incinerated. - How do we stop it? Only Totenkopf can stop it now. But we've never been allowed near him. He's too well guarded even to be seen. - Where is he? - We're on our way, Cap. Good boy, Dex. Careful. Careful. Hurry, they'll be coming for us. Through there. That's the only way in. You see, there is no way past them. Five minutes, Joe. - Wait here. - You'll be killed. He knows what he's doing. I think. Hey, that's my gun! - Dex? - Try shaking it. - We must hurry. - Don't do it, you idiot! Doctor, stop! Who dares come before me? Who dares enter this place? What has begun cannot be stopped. - The time for this world is over. - Totenkopf. Hello, doctor. Why are you doing this? I have been witness to a world consumed by hatred and bent on self-destruction. Watched as we have taken what was to be a paradise and failed in our responsibilities as its steward. I know now that the course the human race has set for itself cannot be changed. I am the last, desperate chance for a doomed planet. Now, leave this place or die! - Is it safe? - Well, there's only one way to find out. I meant throw something. He's not here. We're too late. These are his personal papers. He would never leave without them. He must still be here. - We must find him. - I found him. It's impossible. It can't be. The last entry in his journal was made on October 11, 1918. He died over 20 years ago. We've been chasing a ghost. Three minutes to liftoff. They never stopped. They're finishing what they were programmed to do. Don't you see? This entire island is Totenkopf. Every wire, every gear. He's found a way to cheat even his own death. So how do we kill somebody who's already dead? - How do I stop it? - Nothing can stop it now. - There must be some way. - His machines would never allow it. Leave the machines to me. Dex, show me what to do. If you can cut the lead in the system terminal, it should create a short... ...which will ignite the fuel line before the booster engines can fire - and destroy the atmosphere. - That's it? - That's all I have to do? - The terminal's onboard the rocket. You won't have time to escape. Contact Franky as soon as you're off the island. - She'll know exactly what to do. - What are you talking about? - I'm going with you. - Not this time. We had a deal. You're not gonna leave me now, just when things are getting interesting. - I won't let you. - I wish we had more time. And I only hope, one day, you can forgive me. - Take care of her, Dex. - Good luck, Cap. One minute to liftoff. We meet again, my mysterious friend. How do you wanna do this? Nice shot, Polly. What took you so long? She's a machine. Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine... ... eight... ... seven... ... six... ... five... ... four... We've gotta get those animals off the ship. Ninety kilometers to booster ignition. There's no time. That's our only way across. Eighty kilometers to booster ignition. Danger! Danger! Danger! Cargo release imminent! What did you do now? Come on! Seventy kilometers to booster ignition. Sixty kilometers to booster ignition. Hold on! Please! Don't touch anything else! There's no time. We'll never make it. Fifty kilometers to booster ignition. Run! Forty kilometers to booster ignition. Come in, Manta station. Do you read me? Thirty kilometers to booster ignition. Franky, it's Dex. Do you read me? It didn't work. Twenty kilometers to booster ignition. Joe, you're running out of time. You've gotta do something. And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth... - He thinks he's God. - And God said unto Noah, the end... Shut up! Ten kilometers to booster ignition. Nine... ... eight... ... seven... - ... six... - Why won't you die? Five kilometers to booster ignition. Four... ... three... ... two... ... one. Warning. System failure. Booster malfunction. Danger. Danger. Danger. Warning. System failure. - Booster malfunction. - Look! Danger. Danger. - What is it? - It might be our way out of here. I see them, commander. Ready assault teams. All hands on deck. One shot. You got your story. Polly. - You... - It's all right. You don't have to say anything. Lens cap.

Christmas comes but once a year For every girl and boy he laughter and the joy hey find in each new toy l'll tell you of a little boy Who lives across the way his little fella's Christmas ls just another day He's the little boy hat Santa Claus forgot And goodness knows He didn't want a lot He sent a note to Santa For some soldiers and a drum lt oke his little heart When he found Santa hadn't come ln the street he envies All those lucky boys Easy. Be careful. - What? - Will you put me on there? - Well, where's your mother then? - She's gone to the shops. Yes, all right. How's that then? Enjoying it? Lovely, lovely. Now off you go. Go on. Now what have l told you about this? What have l told you? Go on, go on now. Sling your hook. Go on. Sling your hook. Wait for me, Pinky, you rotten bleeder. - They're my bullets, ain't they? - I don't know. Come on, Tubs. lt's great down in the tunnel. Don't you think it'd be dangerous, Pinky? No. Don't be daft. - You all right, Tubs? - Yeah. Hurt me knee a bit. - Come on. - Na. lt's too dangerous. - We'll wait for the train. - Give me the torch. Pinky! Here comes the train! Get off the line, you bloody idiot! Here it comes! Pinky, get off the line! You! You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie! What have we here. laddie? Mysterious scribblings? A secret code? No. Poems, no less. Poems, everybody! The lad here reckons himself a poet. ''Money, get back. l'm all right, Jack. Keep your hands off my stack. New car, caviar, four-star daydream. Think l'll buy me a football team.'' Absolute rubbish, laddie! Get on with your work. Repeat after me: An acre is the area of a rectangle... whose length is one furlong... and whose width is one chain. Wrong! Do it again! lf you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? You! Yes, you, laddie! Poems, everybody. The lad here reckons himself a poet. Again. An acre is the area of a rectangle... whose length is one furlong... and whose width is one chain. Hello. Hello. ls there anybody in there? Do you remember me? l'm the one from the Registry Office. - Hello? - Yes, a collect call... for Mrs Floyd from Mr Floyd. Will you accept the charge from the United States? l wonder why he hung up. ls there supposed to be someone else there... besides your wife, sir, to answer? - Hello? - This is United States calling. Are we reaching-- See, he keeps hanging up, and it's a man answering. Oh, my God. What a fabulous room. - Are all these your guitars? - God. This place is bigger than our whole apartment. - You like the tube, huh? Can I get a drink of water? - Can l get you a drink of water? - Oh, wow, look at this tub! Wanna take a bath? - What are you watching? - Hello? Hello? - You feeling okay? Next time, fuckers! Wrong! Do it again! - You feeIing okay? - Fuck me. He's gone completely round the bleedin' twist. You vicious bastard, you never did like me, did you? - The boy's an asthmatic. - Asthmatic!? He's an artist! He's coming around! There, you see! How do you feel? Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Stop! Stop.

Christmas comes but once a year For every girl and boy The laughter and the joy They find in each new toy I'll tell you of a little boy Who lives across the way This little fella's Christmas Is just another day It was just before dawn One miserable morning In black '44 When the forward commander was told to sit tight When he asked that his men be withdrawn And the generals gave thanks As the other ranks Held back the enemy tanks For a while And the Anzio idgehead Was held for the price Of a few hundred ordinary lives He's the little boy That Santa Claus forgot And Goodness knows He didn't want a lot He sent a note to Santa For some soldiers and a drum It oke his little heart When he found Santa hadn't come In the street he envies All those lucky boys So ya thought ya Might like to Go to the show To feel the warm thrill of confusion That space cadet glow Tell me, is something eluding you, sunshine Is this not what you expected to see If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise Mama loves her baby And Daddy loves you too And the sea may look warm to you, babe And the sky may look blue Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh. babe Ooh, ooh, ooh Baby blue Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, babe If you should go skating On the thin ice of modern life Dragging behind you The silent reproach Of a million tear-stained eyes Don't be surprised When a crack in the ice Appears under your feet You slip out of your depth and out of your mind With you fear flowing out behind you As you claw the thin ice Daddy's flown across the ocean Leaving just a memory A snapshot in the family album Daddy, what else did you leave for me Daddy, what'd ya leave behind for me All in all it was Just a ick in the wall All in all it was all just icks in the wall Easy. Be careful. - What? - Will you put me on there? - Well, where's your mother, then? - She's gone to the shops. Yes, all right. How's that then? Enjoying it? Lovely, lovely. Now off you go. Go on. Now what have I told you about this? What have I told you? Go on, go on now. Sling your hook. Go on. Sling your hook. And kind old King George Sent Mother a note When he heard that Father was gone It was. I recall In the form of a scroll Gold leaf and all And I found it one day In a drawer of old photographs Hidden away And my eyes still grow damp to remember His Majesty signed With his own rubber stamp It was dark all around There was frost in the ground When the tigers oke free And no one survived From the Royal Fusiliers Company C They were all left behind Most of them dead The rest of them dying And that's how the high command Took my daddy from me Did you see the frightened ones Did you hear the falling bombs Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter When the promise of a ave new world unfurled beneath the clear blue sky Did you see the frightened ones Did you hear the falling bombs The flames are all long gone but the pain lingers on Good-bye Blue sky Good-bye, blue sky Good-bye Good-bye Wait for me, Pinky, you rotten bleeder. - They're my bullets, ain't they? - I don't know. Come on, Tubs. It's great down in the tunnel. Don't you think it'd be dangerous, Pinky? No. Don't be daft. - You all right, Tubs? - Yeah. Hurt me knee a bit. - Come on. - Na. lt's too dangerous. - We'll wait for the train. - Give me the torch. Pinky! Here comes the train ! Get off the line, you bloody idiot! Here it comes! Pinky, get off the line! Here it comes! Pinky, get off the line! You ! You! Yes, you ! Stand still, laddie! When we grew up and went to school There were certain teachers who would hurt the children anyway they could By pouring their derision upon anything we did Exposing every weakness However carefully hidden by the kids What have we here, laddie? Mysterious scribblings? A secret code? No. Poems, no less. Poems, everybody! The lad here reckons himself a poet. Money, get back. I'm all right, Jack. Keep your hands off my stack. New car, caviar, four-star daydream. Think I'll buy me a football team. Absolute rubbish, laddie! Get on with your work. Repeat after me: An acre is the area of a rectangle... whose length is one furlong... and whose width is one chain. But in this town it was well known When they got home at night their fat and psychopathic wives Would thrash them within inches of their lives We don't need no education We don't need no thought control No dark sarcasm in the classroom Teacher. leave them kids alone Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone All in all it's just another ick in the wall Wrong! Do it again ! All in all you're just another ick in the wall We don't need no education If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! We don't need no thought control How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? No dark sarcasm in the classroom You ! Yes, you, laddie! Poems, everybody. The lad here reckons himself a poet. Teachers, leave them kids alone Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone All in all you're just another ick in the wall All in all you're just another ick in the wall We don't need no education No dark sarcasm in the classroom Again. An acre is the area of a rectangle... whose length is one furlong... and whose width is one chain. Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb Mother, do you think they'll like the song Mother, do you think they'll try to eak my balls Mother, should I build the wall Mother, should I run for president Mother, should I trust the government Mother, will they put me in the firing line Mother, am I really dying Hush now, baby, baby don't you cry Mama's gonna make all of your nightmares come true Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you Mama's gonna keep you right here under her wing She won't let you fly but she might let you sing Mama's gonna keep baby cozy and warm Ooooh, babe Ooooh, babe Ooh, babe, of course Mama's gonna help build the wall Hello. Hello. Is there anybody in there? Do you remember me? I'm the one from the Registry Office. Mother, do you think she's good enough For me And, Mother do you think she's dangerous To me Mother, will she tear your little boy apart Ooooh. Ma Mother, will she eak my heart Hush now, baby, baby don't you cry Mama's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you Mama won't let anyone dirty get through Mama's gonna wait up until you get in Mama will always find out where you've been Mama's gonna keep baby healthy and clean Oooh, babe Oooh, babe Ooh. babe You'll always be baby to me Mother, did it need to be so high - Hello? - Yes. a collect call,.. for Mrs. Floyd from Mr. Floyd. Will you accept the charge from the United States? I wonder why he hung up. Is there supposed to be someone else there,.. besides your wife, sir, to answer? - Hello? - This is United States calling, Are we reaching-- See, he keeps hanging up, and it's a man answering, What shall we use To fill The empty spaces Where waves Of hunger Roar Shall we set out across This sea Of faces In search of more And more applause Shall we buy a new guitar Shall we drive a more powerful car Shall we work straight through the night Shall we get into fights Leave the lights on Drop bombs Do tours of the East Contract diseases Bury bones Break up homes Send flowers by phone Ta ke to drink Go to shrinks Give up meat Rarely sleep Keep people as pets Train dogs Race rats Fill the attic with cash Bury treasure Store up leisure But never relax at all With our backs to the wall I am just a new boy A stranger in this town Where are all the good times Who's gonna show this stranger around Ooooh I need a dirty woman Ooooh I need a dirty girl Will some woman in this desert land Make me feel like a real man Take this rock and roll refugee Ooh, babe, set me free Ooooh I need a dirty woman Ooooh I need a dirty girl Ooooh I need a dirty woman Ooooh I need a dirty girl Oh, my God. What a fabulous room. - Are all these your guitars? - God. This place is bigger than our whole apartment. - You like the tube, huh? Can I get a drink of water? - Can I get you a drink of water? - Oh, wow, look at this tub! Wanna take a bath? - What are you watching? - Hello? Hello? - You feeling okay? Day after day Love turns grey Like the skin of a dying man And night after night We pretend it's all right But I have grown older And you have grown colder And nothing is very much fun anymore And I can feel One of my turns coming on I Feel Cold as a razor blade Tight as a tourniquet Dry as a funeral drum Run to the bedroom In the suitcase on the left you'll find my favorite axe Don't look so frightened This is just a passing phase One of my bad days Would you like to watch TV Or get between the sheets Or contemplate the silent freeway Would you like something to eat Would you like to learn to fly Would ya Would you like to see me try Would you like to call the cops - Do you think it's time I stopped - Next time, fuckers! Why are you running away Oooh, babe Don't leave me now How could you go When you know how I need you To beat to a pulp on a Saturday night Oh, babe Don't leave me now How can you treat me this way Running away Ooh, babe Why are you running away Oooh, babe Oooh, babe I don't need no arms around me And I don't need no drugs to calm me l have seen the writing on the wall Don't think I need anything at all No Don't think I need anything at all All and all it was all just icks in the wall All and all you were all just icks in the wall Good-bye, cruel world I'm leaving you today Good-bye, good-bye Good-bye Good-bye, all you people There's nothing you can say To make me change my mind Good-bye Is there anybody out there Is there anybody out there Is there anybody out there Is there anybody out there I've got a little black book with my poems in Got a bag with a tooth ush and a comb in When I'm a good dog they sometimes throw me a bone in I got elastic bands keeping my shoes on Got those swollen-hand blues I've got 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from I've got electric light And I've got second sight I've got amazing powers of observation And that is how I know When I try to get through On the telephone to you - There'll be nobody home - I got the obligatory Hendrix perm And the inevitable pinhole burns All down the front of my favorite satin shirt I've got nicotine stains on my fingers I've got a silver spoon on a chain Got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains I got wild staring eyes And I got a strong urge to fly But I got nowhere to fly to Oooh, babe When I pick up the phone There's still nobody home I've got a pair of Gohills boots And I got fading roots Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn Remember how she said That we would meet again Some sunny day Vera Vera What has become of you Does anybody else in here Feel the way I do Bring the boys back home Bring the boys back home Don't leave the children On their own, no, no Bring the boys back home Bring the boys back home Don't leave the children On their own, no, no Bring the boys back home Wrong! Do it again! - You feeling okay? Is there anybody out there - Fuck me. He's gone compIetely around the bleedin' twist. You vicious bastard. you never did like me, did you? Hello Is there anybody in there Just nod if you can hear me Is there anyone at home Come on, now I hear you're feeling down Well, I can ease your pain - And get you on your feet again - The boy's an asthmatic. - Asthmatic!? - Relax - I'll need some information first - He's an artist! Just the basic facts Can you show me where it hurts There is no pain you are receding A distant ship smoke on the horizon You are only coming through in waves Your lips move But I can't hear what you're saying When I was a child I had a fever My hands felt just like two balloons Now I've got that feeling once again I can't explain you would not understand This is not how I am I Have become comfortably numb I Have become comfortably numb Okay Just a little pinprick There'll be no more Aaaaah But you may feel a little sick Can you stand up I do believe it's working - Good - He's coming around. - That'll keep you going through the show - There, you see? - Come on, it's time to go - How do you feel? There is no pain you are receding A distant ship smoke on the horizon You are only coming through in waves Your lips move But I can't hear what you're saying When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse Out of the corner of my eye I turned to look but it was gone I cannot put my finger on it now The child is grown The dream is gone I Have become comfortably numb So ya thought ya Might like to go to the show To feel the warm thrill of confusion That space cadet glow I got some bad news for you, sunshine Pink isn't well He's, uh, back at the hotel And they sent us along as a surrogate band Now tonight, we're gonna find out where you fans really stand Are there any queers in the audience tonight - Get'em up against the wall - Against the wall There's one in the spotlight he don't look right - Have him up against the wall - Against the wall And that one looks Jewish And that one's a coon Who let all this riffraff into the room There's one smoking a joint And that one's got spots If I had my way I'd have all of you shot Run, run, run, run Run, run, run, run Run, run, run, run Run, run, run, run You better make your face up in your favorite disguise With your button-down lips and your roller-blind eyes With your empty smile and your hungry heart Feel the bile rising from your guilty past With your nerves in tatters as the cockleshell shatters And the hammers batter down your door You better run run, run, run Run, run, run, run Run, run, run, run Run, run, run, run You better run all day and run all night Keep your dirty feelings deep inside And if you're taking your girlfriend out tonight You'd better park the car well out of sight 'Cause if they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks They're gonna send you back to Mother in a cardboard box You better run You cannot reach me now No matter how you try Good-bye, cruel world lt's over Walk on by Waiting - To cut out the dead wood - Waiting - To weed out the weaklings - Waiting To smash in their windows and kick in their doors - Waiting - For the final solution to strengthen the strain - Waiting - To follow the worms - Would you like to see - Would you like to see Britannia rule again My friend All you need to do is follow the worms Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Stop! Stop. l wanna go home Take off this uniform and leave the show But I'm waiting in this cell Because I have to know Have I been Have I been guilty all this time Good morning, Worm, Your Honor The crown will plainly show The prisoner who now stands before you Was caught red-handed showing feelings Showing feelings of an almost human nature This will not do Call the schoolmaster I always said he'd come to no good In the end. Your Honor If they'd let me have my way l could have flayed him into shape But my hands were tied The bleeding hearts and artists Let him get away with murder Let me hammer him today Crazy Toys in the attic I am crazy Truly gone fishing They must have taken my marbles away Crazy Toys in the attic He is crazy You little shit You're in it now l hope they throw away the key You should've talked to me more often than you did But no You had to go your own way Have you oken any homes up lately Just five minutes. Worm. Your Honor Him and me alone Babe Come to Mother, baby Let me hold you in my arms M'lud, I never wanted him to get in any trouble Why'd he ever have to leave me Worm. Your Honor let me take him home Crazy Over the rainbow I'm crazy Bars in the window There must have been a door there in the wall - When I came in - Crazy Over the rainbow He is crazy The evidence before the court is incontrovertible There's no need for the jury to retire In all my years of judging I have never heard before Of someone more deserving The full penalty of law The way you made them suffer Your exquisite wife and mother Fills me with the urge to defecate Since, my friend you have revealed your deepest fear l sentence you to be exposed Before your peers Tear down the wall Tear down the wall Tear down the wall Tear down the wall Tear down the wall Tear down the wall Tear down the wall Tear down the wall Tear down the wall Tear down the wall Tear down the wall Tear down the wall Tear down the wall Tear down the wall Tear down the wall Tear down the wall All alone Or in two's The ones who really love you Walk up and down Outside the wall Some hand in hand Some gathered together in bands The bleeding hearts and the artists Make their stand And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall After all, it's not easy Banging your heart Against some mad bugger's wall When they've given you their all Some stagger and fall After all, it's not easy

Go on, Barbara. We go back to our homeroom for dismissal. Unless you have a pass for sports or something. Is that what you did on the day in question? No. Mr. Gettys asked me to stay after class. What happened next, Barbara? He told me to sit in the chair beside his desk. If you will, in your own words, tell us exactly what happened... ...in the next few minutes. I told him I was afraid I'd miss my bus. He promised I'd get to the bus on time if I'd help him do something. Before I could say anything, he placed his hand inside my blouse. I was so frightened. I didn't move. I thought if I was just quiet it'd be okay. Then his other hand went up under inside my skirt. Then, with his hand... ...he started moving back and forth... ...farther and farther inside my skirt. He said he was testing to see if I had any special feelings... ...that he wanted to see what kind of feelings I had. I was trying to think of something to say, but I couldn't. I was confused, and he just kept on. I asked him to stop, but it was like he couldn't hear me. He just kept on with his hand. Then I screamed. Then he got mad and said we'd have to try it again sometime. Did he try again? Not with me. But with your friends? Yes. And after you had told them what he had done to you... ...they told you what he had done to them! Isn't that true? Yes. I have nothing further. Your witness, Mr. Lomax. Any chance, Your Honor, for a short recess? Of course. This court will be in recess for 15 minutes. -What--? -Not now, Bernice. Lomax, what's wrong? As your attorney, I'm advising you to keep the fuck away from me. Why? What are you talking about? The wife, the kid, the outrage. You definitely had me fooled. Hey, you're my lawyer. You're here to defend me. You know what I'm thinking? Why not put you on the stand? You can jerk off for the judge. -You know she's lying. -Get the hell away from me. Well, hell, there you are. Rumor was you were out wandering in traffic. Not now, Larry. What's the game plan? I got a 4:30 deadline. I need a quote. Give me a quote. Fuck off. Mr Lomax has no comment on today's events. Speculation, however, was widespread... ...that the young lawyer's unblemished string of victories... ...would come to an end... ...in this courtroom. It was a nice run, Kev. Had to close out someday. Nobody wins them all. Have you had any discipline problems in math class this year? No? Hasn't Mr. Gettys had to talk to you repeatedly about your behavior? Isn't that why he asked you to stay after class? No. Have other teachers asked you to stay after class? Once or twice. Did they want to talk to you about your behavior? Objection. Immaterial. -Goes to motive. -Overruled. You may answer the question. I don't know what the other teachers wanted. You'd have to talk to them. You ever pass notes in class? Maybe a note that... ...made fun of Mr. Gettys? No. Never called him a disgusting pig monster? Order. No. Your Honor, I've pre-marked this Defense Exhibit A. Objection. We've had plenty of time for discovery here. I'm going to let this in, Mr. Lomax. I'm also going to suggest that if you have any other exhibits... ...present them in a timely fashion, or not at all. I'm sorry, Barbara, I was wrong. It's huge hog beast. This is your handwriting, isn't it? -Yes, but-- -You wrote this in Gettys' class. It's a joke. He's a huge hog beast. He probably eats a thousand pancakes for eakfast. You're writing about Mr. Gettys, aren't you? It was meant to be a joke. Have you ever had a party at your house, Barbara... ...when your parents were away? Objection. Your Honor-- Credibility and bias. Overruled. Answer the question. Yes. Have you ever heard of a game called Special Places? You're under oath, Barbara. A man's career... ...his reputation... ...his life is on the line. This is not a joke. Have you ever played Special Places? Yes. Is this game sexual in nature? Is this game sexual in nature? We only played it once. This special party, Barbara... ...this was the first time you told the story about Mr. Gettys, wasn't it? Yes. I've spoken to other children who were there that day. Is there anything else they may have told me about the party? Objection! lf he has other witnesses, let him call them! If I need to call those other children, I will! I'm going to sustain that, Mr. Lomax. Rephrase your question. You threatened those children, didn't you? That's not the way it happened. You told them to falsely claim Mr. Gettys had hurt them. These things did happen. If they didn't, you were going to tell everyone about this special party. They happened to me. So you made up a story. A special story. A story about a math teacher... ...who was tough on you, who kept you after class. A huge hog beast you didn't like! That's what really happened, isn't it?! No. I didn't want to be the only one. You goddamn, lowlife, son of a bitch-- No further questions, Your Honor. I'm going to adjourn for the day. We'll be back here at 9:00 a.m. and people will behave themselves... You made me proud. ...or find themselves in contempt. Pack it up, baby. You need a drink. In the event that we all get drunk, let's front-load the ceremonial bullshit. To the best trial lawyer in Alachua County. Damn straight. So, Kev, off the record.... How's it feel to squeeze a man like Gettys... ...through the door of reasonable doubt? Why don't you quit being a party pooper. Have yourself a drink. We're not going to discuss the damn case anymore. Am I right? I'll drink to that. No shop talk. Pour me another. Lomax, you're wild. I feel one of them nights coming on. l've seen the Taj Mahal I've been to China I've got to go piss! I've got to go piss! Hurry. Hell of a job today. I don't want to disturb your party. Milton, Chadwick, Waters. Never heard of it. What are you going to do? Sue me? Actually, we were hoping to retain your services. We've been following your progress. From New York? You've never lost a case. I've had some sympathetic juries. That's exactly what we're looking for. We want you to come to New York, help us pick a jury. I tell you, man... ...you're pretty damn good. Your card is great. You being black.... Whose idea was that? Paul's? That's just illiant. I'm just not drunk enough yet to fall for it. I'll buy you a drink when l.... You'd have to start next week. All expenses, first-class travel and lodging, you and your wife. A lump-sum payment regardless of the verdict in the amount of.... Take a look. In the name of the Lord Jesus, we refute you, Satan, and cast you out. Amen. Romans 16:19 Be innocent... ...of evil And the God of Peace will soon crush Satan Yes. God will crush him underneath your feet And the God of Peace will soon crush Satan Yeah. God will crush him underneath your feet.... All the way to New York just to pick a jury. Every dog gets his day. Why do I feel the hand of Mary Ann on this adventure? I gotta tell you, Ma, this routine's getting awful tired. Working on Sunday. Working? Ma, get over it. Listen to me. I love my wife. Okay? I love her all the way. Just like you. Let me tell you about New York. Fallen, fallen, is Babylon. lt has become a dwelling place of demons. Revelation 18. Wouldn't hurt you to look it over. -Couldn't forget it if I tried. -Oh, really? And what happened to Babylon? Thou mighty city, in one hour has Thy mighty judgement come. And the light of a single lamp shall shine no more. Wish me luck. Good luck. I'll miss you. Jeannie, listen to me now. I've gone the extra mile with you on this. I'm trying to work with you. They'll be looking for that payment and if it's not there, they'll repo the car. Okay, I gotta go. Look, Jeannie, I gotta make a plane. Just get yourself on schedule. Okay. Make the payment. Let me guess. It's all my idea, right? We better get some grandkids soon so I can get her off my back. What do you say? Let her sweat a little. All right, Mr. Clintine, let me ask you this: Do you think, as a juror... ...you'd be able to set aside any prior opinion you might hold... ...about the savings and loan industry? That was a question, sir. What? Do I like bankers? Your Honor, may I have a minute to confer with my colleagues? You may. Dump him. Let's get rid of Number 4, 6.... I'd say lose Number 12... ...but the prosecutor's gonna fuck up and do it for us. Number 6? You're kidding, right? She's my first choice. She's my first pass. And 4? With the dreadlocks? That's crazy. -That's a defendant's juror. -Did you see his shoes? Look, kid, maybe down in Florida you are the next big thing. This is New York. We're not squeezing oranges here. He polishes those shoes every night. He makes his own clothes. He looks like a o with attitude to you, but I see a man with a gun under his bed. And woe betide the creature who steps into his garden. Number 6... ...your favorite... ...she's damaged goods. She's a Catholic schoolteacher. Believes in human frailty.... No. Something's missing from her. She's wrong. She wants on the jury. Somebody hurt her and she wants revenge. How the hell do you know that? I don't know. Either you put a stop to this happy horseshit or I walk. Walk. Here's the deal: lf I lose with your jury, you do the explaining. Your Honor, may I continue? We'd like to excuse Jurors 3, 4 and 6. Hi. You're home early for a change. Your mother called. She has her bad feeling. Every now and then, she gets one right. You okay? Something's up. They deliberated for 38 minutes. Oh, honey, I'm sorry. What the hell did they expect? The man is as guilty as can be. Wasn't a jury anywhere gonna let him off. Yeah. Except one. What? Not fucking guilty! Oh, my God! You lying... ...sack of shit! Thirty-eight minutes, my jury! Thirty-eight minutes! -You did it! -My jury! I'm too good! -Glad you could stick around. -It's your dime. Sorry to keep you waiting. Mr. Milton got pinned down in lndonesia longer than expected. Good morning, Caprice. Good morning, Mr. Heath. Your messages. Not bad, huh? You can play it cool if you want... ...but when I first walked in, my jaw was on the floor. This is our home office. We have many international arrangements... ...so Mr. Milton spends a great deal of his time in the air. Three o'clock, we got the Greeks. Am I good cop or bad cop? We may not need a good cop. I love it. In addition to our corporate clients we're representing 25 foreign countries: The Mideast, the Balkans, Central America, West Africa.... Interesting work, but travel-intensive. Behind you. I'm sorry. Please. Kevin Lomax. John Milton. Nice to meet you. So? Have we been treating you well? Very well, thank you. And your wife, she had a good time? She sure has. It's been great. The whole thing's been great. That's our secret. Kill you with kindness. What's your secret? I couldn't say. You were a prosecutor. Out of law school. Five years in the Jacksonville D.A.'s office. Sixty-four straight convictions. What a number! I like to be in court. I don't plea out a lot. What's that like? One day you put them away, the next you set them free. Takes a little getting used to. Pays better, though, doesn't it? Yes, it does. That math teacher, the Gettys case, now I hear you were illiant. Prosecutor dropped the ball. Really? You think your guy was guilty? I didn't say that. What'd you say? How's this: I began the case with a clear conscience. I was sure you had a secret. The men's room. Upstairs men's room in the Duval County courthouse. There's a hole in the wall to the next room. I spent five years listening to juries deliberate. -I love it. -Love it all you want. Just don't repeat it. I'm not sure the Florida Bar Association would appreciate it. My lips are sealed. You don't really want to go back to Florida, do you? Walk with me. What do you think? Some people can't handle it. It's peaceful. My sentiments exactly. Fill in the résumé for me. Tell me, your father, what does he do? I never got to know my father. He passed away before I was born. My mother raised me. Just the two of us. She never remarried? She wasn't married the first time. That can't be easy in a town like Gainesville, can it? I don't think it's easy anywhere. Holy shit! Different when you're looking down, isn't it? Yes, it is. Oh, my God. Your mother... ...what's she like? She's a preacher's daughter. She's tough. She's worked in a poultry plant for as long as I can remember. She's got a church she really likes, so she's usually there or they go out.... They do a lot of volunteer work. Behold, I send you out as sheep amidst the wolves. So they say. It didn't rub off? The Book? The church? No, I'm on parole. Early release for time served. Lot of potential clients down there. Are we negotiating? Always. Can I ask you a question, then? Why do you need a criminal department? Our clients eak the law like anyone else. I'm just tired of sending their business across the street. -Are you offering me a job? -I'm thinking about it. I know you got talent. I knew that before you got here. It's just the other thing I wonder about. What thing? Pressure. It changes everything. Pressure. Some people, you squeeze them, they focus. Others fold. Can you summon your talent at will? Can you deliver on a deadline? Can you sleep at night? When do we talk about money? Money? That's the easy part. They call this part of Fifth Avenue, Carnegie Hill. You've got the park right across the street from the reservoir. Bestjogging in New York. Mount Sinai Hospital up the street. Some excellent schools. Not on the top of Mr. Milton's list when he bought this building... ...but great neighborhood for children. Great building. Follow the money all the way to the top. You got the managing director, Eddie Barzoon, on 16. And, of course, Mr. Milton has the tower. -You must be Mary Ann? -Yes, I am. Welcome. I'm Jackie Heath. It's nice of you to come by. Oh, please. We live across the hall. -You're kidding. -Right there. It's just two apartments per floor? -You didn't tell them about it? -It can speak for itself. Voilŕ! Oh, my God! It's what they call a Classic 8. Be careful. I don't have a map. I don't want you to get lost. We had them paint it white. Let you see it naked before you pick your palette. What am I picking? Palette. Your colors. Oh, yes. I need to warn you about one thing. There are going to be some very envious people down at the firm. There aren't many of these apartments. They're a partner's perk. You must've made quite an impression. Oh, my God, three bedrooms. You know what that means? Babies. Took us six years to get in here. Unbelievable. Thank you very much. Are you really this good? I sure as hell hope so. They must want you pretty bad. Look, Mar... ...l'm only getting behind this if you're on board. If you want to go home... ...l'm with you. Sure. Let's go to Gainesville, back to the condo. You keep scrounging for clients and I'll keep repossessing cars for Akamian. And maybe, just maybe, if we kill ourselves... ...in about five years we can afford a baby and a weekend shack at Gulf Shores. Are you shitting me? I love you. I love you, too. Tadashi Osumi, Media. Walter Krasna, Maritime Law. Bashir Toabal, Energy Law. I run the lslamic subgroup. Joyce Rensaleer, Mergers and Acquisitions. Eddie Barzoon, Managing Director and... ...Real Estate. Pradeed Resh, lntellectual Properties. Christabella Adrioli, lnternational Trade and Customs... ...EC and G-7. There it is, Kevin. The whole team. Welcome to Milton, Chadwick and Waters. So what do you think? You can change the furniture if you like. I guess it'll do. Until something better comes along? Kevin Lomax, Pam Garrety. Nice to meet you. Pam was at the Brooklyn D.A.'s office for 14 years... ...so she knows her way around the local scene. You'll expedite his bar application? It's in the pipeline. For now, you work pro hac vice. I petitioned Florida for a letter of good conduct. And I prepared, at Mr. Milton's request, an overview of the Moyez case. The Moyez case? Move, move, move! What do you think? It's a health code case and it's a loser. So what's the point? He wants to see if I'll plea-bargain. It's a test, right? Isn't everything? It's an 18th-century ltalian silk damask... ...with an embossed floriate pattern of undulating acanthus leaves. Lovely, isn't it? And this is about what? The price? It's about $2,000 a panel. We'll take it... ...at $1,400. You made it. I thought you said it was impossible. I thought you said it was important. Go get them, man. Tell him, Cut that shit down! I know what they're doing over there! That's right! Tell him, Take all that noise back to Africa. Good afternoon. I'm looking for Philippe Moyez. Look, I'm not sure I'm making myself clear. Moyez, you need him? To speak with him? Show him your boots. You're saying he's down here in the basement? In the dark? Where do you think I'm taking you? I thought I would recognize you... ...but I do not. Mr. Moyez? We've never met. I'm Kevin Lomax. I'm a lawyer. I'm here about the animals. We have an investment in blood. Think of it as spiritual currency. Spiritual currency. Look, Mr. Moyez, I'm going to need your help with this. What is the name of the man... ...who will prosecute us? Merto. Assistant District Attorney Arnold Merto. What are you doing, Mr. Moyez? With this tongue, we create silence. You can go now. You will have all the help... ...l can give you... ...against Monsieur Merto. It's arbor green. What do you think? Not with your complexion. New York City health codes. That's all of it? Not quite. Thanks. Caribbean green. Something cooler, maybe. Cooler. A cooler green. Too institutional. I love green. I love it but it's one thing to wear it and another to have it on your walls. I'm just trying to help. It's your walls. Do what you want. Remember, it's only a health-code case. This is the first time since I was 13 I don't have a job. Or two. I feel like I'm floating around in that place. You know, just drifting around or something. You'll settle in. We had this little office in the condo.... Thanks. You know, his side and my side. Real nice. At night, I go to sleep, I see that light on.... If I want to see Leamon... ...l make an appointment. You're kidding, right? God, how do you handle it? Take a look around, honey. Look, you got three choices: The Holy Trinity. You can work. You can play. Or you can eed. That's a veal roast, Your Honor. USDA approved and stamped. Men kill animals and eat their flesh. Philippe Moyez killed a goat. He killed a goat. And he did it at home... ...in a manner consistent with his religious beliefs. Now, Mr. Merto may find that bizarre. It's certainly not a religious practice performed by everyone. It's not as common as, say... ...circumcision. It's not as common as the belief that... ...wine transforms into blood. Some people handle poisonous snakes to prove their faith. Some people walk on fire. Phillipe Moyez killed a goat. And he did it... ...while observing his constitutionally protected... ...religious beliefs. Your Honor, this case is not about keeping goats... ...or transporting goats or goat licensing. The city was less concerned with the care of the animals... ...than the manner in which they were slaughtered. Objection! Enough, enough. I got it. Let's wrap it up. Your Honor... ...the city timed this police action to catch my client... ...exercising his constitutionally protected right to religious freedom. This is a law protecting kosher butchery. Exactly, Your Honor. I'd like to move at this time for a verdict of dismissal. I happen to know a little bit about kashrut law, Mr. Lomax. I'm aware of that, Your Honor. That's why I feel confident in requesting a dismissal. Mr. Merto? For God's sake, man.... Congratulations. Great job. Pamela, you look lovely. So, Philippe... ...satisfied? Always, Jean. What can I say? Outstanding. Go figure it, a guy like Moyez... ...living in some subterranean shithole... ...all the while he's walking around with $15 million in the bank. You're kidding. What do you think he's paying us in? Goat's blood? Tarzan, we're billing you out at $400 an hour, my friend. I don't see a whole lot of pro bono work in your immediate future. I figured you came down to make sure I didn't fuck this up. Maybe I did. Don't get too cocky, my boy. No matter how good you are... ...don't let them see you coming. That's the gaffe, my friend. You gotta keep yourself small. Innocuous. Be the little guy. You know, the nerd, the leper. The shitkicking surfer. Look at me. Underestimated from day one. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, would you? That's your only weakness, as far as I can see. What's that? It's the look. That Florida stud thing. What is that? Excuse me, ma'am. Did I leave my boots under your bed? Never worked a jury without women. You know what you're missing? You're missing what I have. There's this beautiful girl, just fucked me 40 ways from Sunday... ...we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, trying to walk... ...she turns... ...she looks... ...it's me. Not the Trojan army just fucked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: How the hell did that happen? I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. I'm a surprise, Kevin. They don't see me coming. That's what you're missing. Where's the chicken? There's a chicken, plays tic-tac-toe, never loses. He's famous. Never loses, like you. Come on. I'll show you the fastest way uptown. Learn the subways, Kevin. Use them. Stay in the trenches. Only way I travel. What happened to the green? I loved the green! Honey, you're late! We're due up at the Barzoon's palace in 15 minutes. What's all this? All what? Jackie says the who's who of New York is gonna be there tonight. -All this? -Oh, that. It was going to be a nursery... ...but I thought you'd have to be home enough to knock me up. So now I'm thinking of building a law li ary. Oh, baby. Tell me I can handle this. You can handle this. -Say something nice. -Something nice. Promise me you won't leave me alone in there. Promise. There you are. Diana Barzoon. Eddie's wife. Nice to meet you. Kevin Lomax, health code warrior. All hail. -Mr. Barzoon, this is Mary Ann. -Nice to meet you. Well, Kevin, here they are. Top of the food chain and dinner is served. I throw these parties twice a year. Stock market, real estate, politics. They're all players. And all prospects. Congratulations. Remember Rashid? Just in from Beirut. Congratulations. Bright young lights. You're going to like this. Come on. Somebody I want you to meet. Kevin and Mary Ann Lomax, this is Senator Alfonse D'Amato. Ambassador Charles Gagano. In case you didn't know, these are the Republicans of New York. Barzoon always overstates things. Donald Trump was supposed to be here, but he had a business emergency. I knew I'd find you here. I'd like you to meet my wife. Mary Ann, this is Pam Garrety. -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. -We're partners in crime. -Someone you must meet. Excuse me. This is important. -You are so beautiful. -Oh, thank you. -I heard you met the senator. -Yes, I did. -I was married to him. -Really? Kidding. I'd like you to meet Kevin Lomax. Kevin is from Florida. He's new to the firm. The senator cannot leave. Who's that with the senator? -Oh, God, girl. -You haven't met him yet? No, who is he? I swear he can hear us. Hell, he can smell us. Mary Ann... ...John Milton. I was hoping I'd see you here tonight. And here you are. Already swimming with the sharks. Careful, hon. Come on, if you keep thinking small, we'll never make any money on you. These parties don't come cheap. Call him. Talk to him. See what they have to say. Just get it on tape. It's a wonderful opportunity for Kevin. Yes, Kevin. He's going to do all right if he... ...buys a few new suits... ...learns a few new tricks, he's there. It's you. What about you? Your family, you've got to miss them. No? I told Kevin the only thing worse than not having a father was having mine. I can relate. I can, believe me. The worst vice is advice. But may I make a suggestion? It's a sensitive.... It's about your hair, that's why I ask. No, go ahead. I mean, you don't like it? I like it fine. It's beautiful. It's just.... It doesn't belong to you. You're too alive for a perm. It's not you. You should pull your hair back. Do it. See what happens. Right now, here, you want me to pull my hair back? Is that so terrible? I'd love to do it, but if I did... ...everyone in this room who's pretending not to be watching us... ...would naturally assume that we were fucking or something. Please. Okay. It's fun to be right. Excuse me. That's a vision. You've gotta cut your hair. Are you serious? A woman's shoulders are the frontlines of her mystique. And her neck... ...if she's alive... ...has all the mystery of a border town. A no man's land... ...in that battle... ...between the mind and the body. You know... ...your natural color would really... ... ing out your eyes. Do you have this view? Sorry? From your terrace, is this your view? Not exactly. No terrace and I'm about... ...12 floors down. What about you? No, I live downtown. This is a... ...family building. Sounds like fun. Downtown, I mean. I'm just getting to know the city. Is it everything you expected? More. I say we ride them as far as we can, and then eat them. Excuse me, Jackie. You guys seen Kevin anywhere? No, I'm sure he's around. Are you alone? You mean, tonight? Is your wife a jealous woman? Oh, dear, I'm going to scare you away. No, really... ...l'm fine. I'm fine. Bet you like to be on top. -Don't you? -Excuse me? Of the situation. You prefer to be on top, right? Depends on the view. You know what I see? I see the future... ...of this law firm. We need to talk, Kevin. Something's come up. But first I want you to find Heath and Eddie Barzoon. Bring them up to my place. Do it quietly. Quickly. No problem. Arnold has a few reporters in his pocket. We'll plant a story. Have you seen Kevin? No, I haven't, sweetie. If he doesn't come to us, he'll regret it. Come on. Is there more to it? Just this room. And a bedroom? No bedroom. -Where's he sleep? -Who says he sleeps? Where does he fuck? Everywhere! What's up, John? How many hours we bill Alex Cullen for last year? 16,242. What did he do now? Alex Cullen has just been charged with murdering his wife... ...her stepson... ...and a maid. When did this happen? Just now. Tonight. I've sent Pam downtown to make bail arrangements. They're gonna fucking crucify him. They're gonna line up! I gotta call Meisel. I want Kevin on this case. I hope you're kidding. Alexander Cullen in a triple murder with, excuse me, Kevin?! You're dreaming. You know, I've shaken hands... ...with every marquee defense attorney in this town. I take Kevin and I don't look back. John, you've got a great eye for talent. You're the master, but you know, I just don't see this happening. I want you on board, Eddie. I appreciate the vote of confidence, but maybe Eddie has a point here. We can get this case. The man's our client. He's a business client. We know him better than he knows himself. We got the inside track. We got the best damn trial lawyer in the city. It's ours to lose. Tell it to Cullen. I want Kevin to tell him. There's Pam. You gonna fight for this thing or not? Pam? No, it's Kevin. No, it's okay. I'm on it. Yeah, I'm on it. Where are we at? You left me there. I had a fucking panic attack until Jackie told me where you were. Three hours! You don't even call! Stop. Reset. I'm upstairs with Milton, Heath and Barzoon. There's a good possibility I'm about to catch a triple homicide defendant... ...who also happens to be... ...one of the largest real-estate developers in the city. I had to bail on the party. You bailed on me. -Did you hear me? -I was all by myself! For three whole hours. The next time you make a promise, try and keep it! You gotta be kidding me, right? Go to hell. And you can go to sleep on the fucking couch! -You sure he's up there? -Yeah, CNN passed the word. Look at this. I'm not out 20 minutes, and I'm being followed by the press. They're like insects. Alex, just calm down and listen, okay? I don't know. Maybe you're right. Maybe he is a whiz kid, but Jesus Christ! This is my ass we're talking about! Alex, you know how this town works. You got enemies here you haven't heard from. Now, with this... ...now that you're down... ...l'd get ready for one of those... ...class-A New York-style pigfucks. You know what's coming. Now you're going to have to ask yourself, who do you trust? I don't know. I'm gonna have to look around. You don't have time to shop, Mr. Cullen. Jury selection started today at every eakfast table in the city. This is what people know: Three dead bodies. You discover the crime. You call it in. You've got blood on your person and clothes. And Mr. Cullen.... Your prints are on the murder weapon. How do you know that? There's a second print in blood. It's a partial of a hand on the wall next to the bodies. I have keys. I called the cops from the house! I touched the goddamn wall! I panicked! I was panicked! We need 12 people who can see past all that. -I touched the goddamn wall! -I'd get in front of this fast. I panicked! ls that a crime? I didn't kill anybody. This is a nightmare. How am I going to convince anybody? I'm innocent. He's right, Alex. People need to hear these things. Christ, Eddie. You're not happy tomorrow? The next day? We'll move over. But right now, this moment... ...you need immediate representation. I have a 14-year-old stepdaughter... ...who I care more about than anything in this world. They wouldn't let me talk to her from downtown. They won't let me talk to her now that I'm out! We need to issue a statement. He's a winner, Alex. Just like you were. And they'll never see him coming. Jesus Christ. I've got some tough phone calls I got to.... My place tomorrow. Alone. You better be every fucking inch as good as he says you are. Not if they were giving it away. Come on, Mary Ann. Let's check out Yoshi's. -Andrea? -Yes? Another one of these, please. Right away. -No, no, no! -Yes, yes, yes.... I want you loose and pliable this afternoon. Oh, Lord, this is $3,000. You know what you should do? You should buy it... ...wear it once, and then throw it away. That will loosen you up. I say spend it all. If you never see your husband, have a relationship with his money. I swear... ...if Eddie wasn't afraid of me shouting my mouth off... ...he would've put a cellulite clause in the pre-nup. Dr. Robert, I'm telling you. He's the miracle man. You've seen my new tits. Who does it better than that? It's not my tits I'm worried about. Not too big.... Perfect. Real or not? They look real. They must be real. Feel them. No, it's okay, really. Go ahead. That's the ultimate test. Come on. Feel real? Yes, absolutely real. Dr. Robert. When you're ready. So, what do you think? I don't care if they can hear me. I don't care! I don't like it here, Kevin. And these women! My God, I mean, I'm seeing things for Christ's sake! -You just left them in the store? -Yes! -Calm down! -No! Listen to me! First.... You do this radical thing to your hair. You hate it. Stop. It's fine. I think it's fine. But I also think it's traumatic. You've got the pressure of fitting in with new friends. A new place. Add to that a couple bottles of wine. No. It wasn't the wine, Kevin. It wasn't the wine, or my hair, or talking to Kathy... ...or anything like that! Because I know that's what you're gonna say. What about Kathy? What about your sister? What about her? She's pregnant again. That's got nothing to do with this. Kevin, I never see you anymore. And now that you've got this big case, it's just only gonna get worse. If you can believe it... ...l'm actually looking forward to having your mother come and visit. What about the apartment? Goddamn you! Why do you always have to change things around? This is not about the apartment! I hate this stupid place! You know... ...you buy a couple new suits and you're fine. It's a little more than that. I have this whole fucking place to fill! I know we have money and it's supposed to be fun, but it's not! It's like a test. The whole thing is like one big test. And God...! I am so lonely! I miss you so much. I'm sorry, baby. I don't know what to do. Let's make a baby. Don't tease me. I wouldn't do that. Not unless you asked. Oh, baby. Do you have this view? Make love to me. What are you doing? Stop. Oh, God. God! Where are you? I'm right here. No, you're not. -Why do we have to keep going--? -Because it needs to be clear. Because I need to know and understand exactly... ...what happened. You're standing there, you look down... ...there's the gun. I don't know why I picked it up. It was before I saw Elucinda's body. You kneeled down to pick it up? You work late, you come home, you walk in, everybody's dead! It's not something you plan for! Stop. Back up. Two prints by the gun. Right hand. Right knee. Right knee. We've been over this. I'm trying to picture it. Your hand... ...your hand came from... ...inside and underneath? Do you want to see it? Here. I'll fucking show you. See? Did you see it? Was it clear? You got it? Whose gun is that? -It's mine! -Are you out of your mind? You're charged with a triple homicide, you're walkin' around with a gun! I have had nine death threats! Give it over. Give me the gun. I gotta protect myself. That's my job. When the case is over, you can have it back. This is a deal eaker, Alex. Let's wrap it up. So, what's next? We need to talk to your assistant, Mrs. Black. Call her. Feel confident she'll back you on the time? Melissa, yeah, yeah. She's okay. She's a straight arrow. We're going to talk to her... ...and you're not going to talk to anybody, all right? All right? No comment. There they are! Kevin, how about a couple shots? How's it feel to get the biggest murder trial in New York? Look over here! Are you really going to plead Cullen not guilty? What is happening? Since the case, Kevin's picture's been in the paper. He always did like to stick his nose in the camera. -Sorry about that. -No problem. Did you have a nice dinner? Oh, I surely did. Are you hungry? Oh, no, ma'am. Thank you. Welcome to Babylon, Ma. Speak of the devil. I was just telling them the Moyez story. Really? This is your mother. Yes, Mom, this is.... John Milton. Alice Lomax. It's a pleasure to meet you. How do you do? -You're looking lovely. -Thanks. I believe you met Christabella. Yes, I think we did. And Gizelle. Fresh in from Paris. Nice to meet you. Three for you... ...and my place. Thanks for the champagne. You're very welcome, Kevin. This isn't really your first visit to New York, now, is it, Mrs. Lomax? Yes. You've done one hell of a job inging him up, Mrs. Lomax. I'm sure... ...it wasn't easy. No. Mom, we're here. Good night to you. Good night, Mary Ann. Kevin, hang on. How about Cullen? How's it going? Everything on beam? That's a long conversation. Want to come up and tell me? Now? Let's talk tomorrow. You sure? Is that what you're doing when you're working late? What're you talking about? You know exactly what I'm talking about. -That's ridiculous. -Yeah, right. I'm going to bed. -Good night, Alice. -'Night. Oh, shit! Mom, what are you doing? I'm going home. What are you talking about? I don't feel right. Look, you just got here. And I just got my teeth kicked in on the front page, so I gotta run. We'll talk later, okay? I have to go, Kevin. I miss my church. This is New York. There must be 20,000 churches. Take your pick. You need to do a better job with Mary Ann. She is not well. -This place is not good for her. -So stay. Take care of her, if you're so concerned. Help me out. I'll take her home if you let me. This is home. Understand? This is where we live. I'm not going back to Gainesville. Unbelievable. Wide is the gate... ...and oad is the way that leadeth to temptation. It's a little early for Scripture. I'm going to work. You can do whatever you want. Does my babysitter have to testify? We need her to establish the time you returned home. She doesn't have a green card, is why I ask. I would hate for her to get in trouble. Tell you what, Melissa.... Let's talk to her first. See where she stands and take it from there. I'll make sure Melissa gets down to the car. Mr. Cullen didn't kill those people. I know him. He's a difficult man, but he couldn't kill anyone. That's why we're all working so hard. Thank you. Can I have the car stop at my ex-husband's? My son left his jacket there. Remember, no shredding in the building trash, only in the private refuse. Excelsior Securities, who's handling that? -I am. -All this has got to go. Guatemala, Sudan, Cyprus.... Vagada Holdings, it'll take you all night. Just Vagada Holdings. I thought I was the only one working late. So did we. Back to work. This is not a eak. Good news. We wrapped up with Cullen's assistant. Looks like a great alibi. What a pleasant surprise. Looks like you got your hands full. It's just a little... ...housekeeping. If anyone should ask... ...you never saw this. Who would ask? Weaver. Who's that? Justice Department. Weaver Commission. You don't know about him? Sorry. How nice for you. Grab your coat. The night is young. We're going to the Garden. Ringside. Title fight. Roy Jones, Jr. I have to call Mary Ann. Do it on the way. Get my message? I did. You write beautifully. What's this Weaver Commission? I don't like to micro-manage. Find talent, then delegate. Who the hell knows what Eddie's up to? He's got a lot of fingers in a lot of pies. Excuse me. What the fuck are you looking at? You. You deaf or something? You don't hear me? I hear you fine. So get the fuck out of my car. Why? I didn't know it was your car. I'm having a good time here. I'm telling you, motherfucker... ...get the fuck out of my car-- Shit. Get out before I cut your throat. Fuck that. How do you know--? Enjoy yourself. You still got time. There's a train coming the other way. You'll just catch it. You'll thank me in the morning. If you ain't right.... I'm right. You'll see. Invigorating. What did you say to him? I told him if he didn't leave us alone, you'd kick his ass. Look, there's a lady getting up from her seat. Come on. Give it to him! You want this round?! You are on! Roy's gonna get him. Now, now, now! Fix! -What a beauty! -I'm glad you could come! I want you to meet my new heavyweight, here. Kevin Lomax. How are you?

And say what? He's the senior partner at the-- You're really starting to piss me off. Yes, I'm having one cigarette. You want me to lie? One cigarette after seven months is not-- That's exactly what I'm saying! Go to bed. I have no idea. Stop. This guy pays our bills. The food, the heat, the rent on that enormous apartment we live in. I live there, too. Give it back to me! Babs Coleman. Kevin Lomax. Babs is from Georgia Tech. It's your neck of the woods. There's Tiffany. New additions. Where are you from? Don't tell me! Michigan! How'd you know? Oh, my goodness. How did he know? That is so good. Cheers. Hello? Who is there? I got a knife. Oh, Jesus. Baby... ...how'd you get here? Are you okay? Oh, God. Where's your mommy? You ain't got no mommy? What do you got there? What are you playing with? What are you playing with? Oh, God! Baby, please. Baby, there is no blood. There is no blood. It was a dream. It was a dream. It's not a dream if it's true. Look, let's get you undressed and in the tub, okay? No! I know you. You'll leave me now for sure. No! Get away from me! I'm confused. Why? What is it now? Did you like the green? You did, didn't you? We should go back to the green. I'm calling the doctor. I'm going to get you some help. They took my ovaries, Kevin. They took my ovaries! I told you! Right here! Mary Ann, it was a nightmare. It didn't happen. My sisters have seven children between them. My mother had Derek when she was 45. You could've set a clock by my periods. Baby... ...what are you talking about? Kevin, I can't have children. What? Says who? The doctor. I was there yesterday. Non-specific ovarian failure. That's ridiculous. Oh, God. Did you just hear that? Listen. Can you hear that? No. You're going to leave me, aren't you? I know you. God.... No, Kevin. It's these monsters. I dreamt about this. Baby, I gotta take this. No, you've gotta listen to me. I gotta take this. It's going to be okay. Fuck! I knew the D.A. was holding out on us. Get the discovery package over here, right now. I don't care. Find Cullen. I get one supervised hour a week with my stepdaughter. I am in there with two shrinks and three social workers. You better have a good reason for calling me out. Your wife, the day she was killed, had lunch with a friend. She says, and I quote: Alex is fucking around and I can prove it. That's hearsay. That never gets in. Wrong answer. Your prenuptial agreement's on file at the firm. The contract is void in the event of marital infidelity. You fuck around, she gets rich. That's a motive, Alex. What do I need to know? Melissa, my assistant. She wasn't even that good a fuck. And... ...on the night in question? I was boning my assistant the night my wife got shot. I've got to re-interview Melissa. No, forget it. We're not telling that story. Juries want honesty. Fuck with that at your peril. Allesandra, wait! Not now. Mrs. Skylar, please! Time's up, Mr. Cullen. Alex! I can't! This isn't fair. I had 15 more minutes. You'll just have to wait until next week. -I'll see you next week. -That's it, I'm sorry. For sleep. And she can take that during the day? No, she won't be driving. I'll have the pharmacy call you right back. He's not sure. He thinks it could be some kind of hormonal imbalance. I'm taking you off the case. I want you to drop this case. This case? Cullen? -I got a jury showing up. -Do you love this woman? -Of course I do. -Then what are you doing? She's sick. Everyone will understand. I'll understand. What about Cullen? We find somebody new. You consult. You live to fight another day. What are you talking about? I put together a great jury. It's a disappointment. We have them. All of us have them. You use it. You em ace it. And then you move on. Hang on. We've gotta talk about this. Listen to yourself, Kevin. We gotta talk about this. It's your wife! She's sick, she needs you. She's got to come first. All right, wait a minute. Do you mean the possibility of leaving this case never entered your mind? You know what scares me? I quit the case, she gets better... ...and I hate her for it. I don't want to resent her. I've got a winner here. I'll nail this fucker down and put it behind me. Just get it done. Then... ...then... ...put all my energy into her. I stand corrected. Fill me in. Did Cullen's assistant admit to the affair? She did to me, but... ...she won't in court. Convince her otherwise. And when all that evidence is laid before you... ...when all these pieces weave together, you will conclude... ...you will know... ...that Alexander Cullen is guilty... ...of murdering three people... ...in cold blood... ...and with malice aforethought. Thank you. Your Honor. We can eak for lunch now or you can do a stop and start. If it's a choice, I'll go now. I won't be as long as Mr. Broygo. Proceed. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... ...l know you've spent all morning listening to Mr. Broygo. I know you're hungry. What I need to tell you won't take very long at all. I don't like Alexander Cullen. I don't think he's a nice person. I don't expect you to like him. He's been a terrible husband to all three of his wives. He's been a destructive force in the lives of his stepchildren. He's cheated the city, his partners... ...his employees. He's paid hundreds of thousands of dollars in penalties and fines. I don't like him. I'm going to tell you some things during the course of this trial... ...that are going to make you like him even less. But this isn't a popularity contest. It's a murder trial. And the single most important provable fact of this proceeding... ...is that Alexander Cullen was somewhere else... ...when these... ...horrible crimes took place. Now, the state.... The state is going all out here. They've got this whole team here... ...throwing everything but the kitchen sink at this case. I want one thing from you. That's it. One thing. I want you to ask yourself: Is not liking this man... ...reason enough... ...to convict him of murder? Enjoy your lunch. We'll talk again. What the fuck was that about? They're going to hate me! Listen to me like you've never to anyone before in your life. I'm gonna bust my ass to make sure they hate you. Because as long as you're boning Melissa, you're not killing your wife! Why didn't you say so before? Then it doesn't look spontaneous. You got it now. Saw you go in. What's up? Congratulations. -It's not over yet. -I'm not talking about the trial. What are you talking about? How the fuck does your name get on the firm's charter? What? It looks like it's been there for years. So, now you're a partner. When did that happen? You know, I still am the managing director of this firm. You want my job, take me head on. You backdoor me one more time... ...and I'll take your partnership papers and shove 'em down your throat! I don't know what you're talking about. I sure don't like your tone of voice. Bullshit. You've got a problem with documents... ...l suggest you put together one of your late-night shredding sessions. You think you're tough enough to run this firm? Remember the Weaver Commission investigation? Tell your mentor... ...the next time Weaver calls me, maybe I'll just... ...pick up the phone. -Was he drunk? -I doubt it. He was going running. What the hell was he talking about? Eddie's got himself in trouble again. And he wants me to save him. Only this time, I can't. Why does he think I'm after his job? You ever have any experience with manic depression? Not directly, no. You do now. 346. It's me. Get Eddie Barzoon. He may be out running, so you might have to page him. It's an emergency. You look like you could use a drink. Yes, thanks. Eddie Barzoon, Eddie Barzoon. I nursed him through two divorces, a cocaine rehab... ...and a pregnant receptionist. God's creature, right? God's special creature? I've warned him, Kevin. I've warned him every step of the way. Watching him bounce around like a fucking game. Like a wind-up toy. Like 250 pounds... ...of self-serving greed on wheels. The next thousand years is right around the corner. Eddie Barzoon... ...take a good look because... ...he's the poster child for the next millennium. These people... ...it's no mystery where they come from. You sharpen the human appetite... ...to the point where it can split atoms with its desire. You build egos the size of cathedrals. Fiber-optically connect the world to every ego impulse. Grease even the dullest dreams with... ...gold-plated fantasies until every human becomes an aspiring emperor... ...becomes his own god. Where can you go from there? Wrong way! Fuck you-- As we're scrambling... ...from one deal to the next... ...who's got his eye on the planet? As the air thickens, the water sours. Even bees' honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity... ...and itjust keeps coming, faster and faster. Help! Stop it! There's no chance to think, to prepare. It's buy futures, sell futures... ...when there is no future. We got a runaway train, boy. We got a billion Eddie Barzoons alljogging into the future. Every one of them getting ready to fistfuck God's ex-planet... ...lick their fingers clean... ...as they reach out toward their pristine... ...cybernetic keyboards... ...to tote up their fucking billable hours. And then it hits home. You got to pay your own way, Eddie. It's a little late in the game to buy out now. Give me your watch. I like this watch! Do you think you're just going to take it--? Your belly's too full... ...your dick is sore... ...your eyes are bloodshot and you're screaming for someone to help. But guess what? There's no one there! You're all alone, Eddie. You're God's special little creature. Maybe it's true. Maybe God threw the dice once too often. Maybe He let us all down. You testified the defendant called you at 4:30... ...to ask you to come to his office gym for the purposes of sex. Mr. Cullen, though, he's not just your lover, is he? He's the boss. Yes. So two hours go by before you act on his request? Yes, I went up at 6:10. It was 6:10 because I heard the weather coming on the news. Okay, stop. This prosecutor is no fool. He's going to change tempo, attitude, tone of voice. He's gonna come out with questions you never thought of just to screw you up. So what do we do? Yes and no answers. Stay calm. Exactly. Is it your testimony, Mrs. Black, that between the hours of 6:10 and 9:40... ...you were engaged in sexual congress with the defendant? Yes. At any point during this three-hour marathon... ...did you lose sight of the defendant? -No. -Did he use the bathroom? -Yes. -Is he circumcised? You understand the question? Yeah. So is he cut or not? Yes. Which is it? You've polished his knob three times a week for six months. You don't know if he has foreskin? I've had enough of your fucking game! Why don't you take your questions and shove them up your ass! What's happened? It's Eddie Barzoon. What about him? He's dead. He was killed. -When? -Last night. -In the park. -He was running, if you can believe it. What is wrong with people? Least they got the scumbags who did it. Who? Two old homeless crazies. You're due in court in 30 minutes. -Get your things together. -Are we finished in here or what? I'll ing Melissa down to the car. You better get going. I want you to put Eddie aside. Let me worry about it. You got to deal with Cullen. You got to marshal your strength. Prioritize. Conserve your energy. I can't put her on the stand. -What choice do you have? -I know she's lying! She's lying because she didn't answer you fast enough? She lied to you? No. She said nothing. Fact is, you'll never know anyway. He killed those people. You really believe that? He set me up. Cullen fucking set me up. Melissa, the whole thing. I know it. Got to go with your gut. That's your advice? I'll back you either way. Maybe it's your time to lose. Think I haven't lost before? We talked about this, remember? Pressure. Take a big whiff. All rise! The Honorable Armand Poe presiding. Please be seated. All right, Mr. Lomax... ...you may present your case. Mr. Lomax.... I call Melissa Black. Raise your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth... ...nothing but the truth, so help you God? I do. Feeney, it's him. She didn't look well. Felix tried to talk to her. -Where is she? -Church of the Heavenly Hope. Honey. It's me. What happened? Are you okay? He let himself in. You need to know that. Who let himself in? The bath... ...was running or something. I didn't hear him. I swear to you. And then we talked. And we talked for hours. And I haven't talked to anyone... ...really talked to anyone in so long. Did somebody hurt you? Yeah. Who? Milton. He fucked me. And I think I wanted him to, but then I just.... I don't know, I just couldn't stop him. He just wouldn't stop. When? -Baby, when? -Today. The whole afternoon. The whole afternoon. I'm so ashamed. Today? Today? Today he was in court. He was in court in my presence all afternoon! -No! -Yes! God, no, Kevin. Kevin, I'm not crazy. You have to believe me. Oh, Jesus. He did this to me! He did this to me. What did you do to yourself? What are we going to do? What can I do? Sign there. And your relationship. She's calm now. This might be a good time to say good night to her. I know why this is happening. They want you to sleep. It's the money. Blood money. We just drank it down, both of us. We knew it. Winning those cases, taking the money. We knew they were guilty. But you just kept on winning... ...every time. And I can't look at myself in the mirror. And then I see a monster. Don't do this, Kevin. Please take me home. Please don't do this. I'm not crazy. Doesn't Diana look fabulous? Allesandra, you look ravishing. Mrs. Skylar. We are here today... ...to remember Eddie Barzoon. Isn't she lovely? We have gathered to seek shelter in our common grief. To draw strength toward our tested faith. So what do they say? How's Mary Ann? They don't know. She's falling apart. Hallucinations. Milton.... It's bad. Do you have room for one more? Beloved father. Devoted husband. Trusted friend. Esteemed colleague. Benevolent citizen. All of these things. And yet one thing more: Child of God. And it is to that Father that he now returns. Eddie Barzoon... ...such a vi ant member of our community... ...has moved beyond us now. He has entered... ...a new communion. And for that it is a time of rejoicing. God, who is our refuge and our strength. God, who is that very present help... ...in time of trouble. Therefore we will not fear... ...though the Earth should change... ...though the mountains shake in the heart of the sea... ...though its waters roar and foam... ...though the mountains tremble with its tumult. We cannot fear too long... ...for Eddie Barzoon... ...has gone home. Mr. Lomax? No comment. I'll have something for you later. I'm a friend of Eddie Barzoon. You don't know me, but Eddie mentioned your name. Mitch Weaver, Justice Department? Staking out the funeral? Looking for you, actually. I'm in a hurry. I need to talk to my wife. Just wanted to ask you off the record. I had a few questions about Eddie. Milton, Chadwick, Waters is a little more than a law firm. But I assumed you knew that. Vagada Holdings? I'm sure you've heard of it. London, Kinshasa, Karachi. Arms okering, mostly. Munzer-Dietch, in Berlin, Djakarta. Chemical weapons and toxic waste. Ivanco Limited, Moscow. Money laundering for the eastern bloc. It goes on and on and on. Milton is into everything. Barzoon was coming in, Kevin. He was going to testify. DeSoto and Dibalista, Panama. That firm sets up bank accounts for judges in South America. Huge drug cases, murder, everything. What the fuck do you want? He's a lawyer! Now stay off my back! This is a first time-last time offer. I'm learning about you. I talked to some old friends in Florida this morning. The Gettys case? Eighth grade teacher? They found him yesterday! He had the body of a 10-year-old girl in the trunk of his car! Is he all right? Get help! Marie, do you want to go to the party? Come on. Horace will be disappointed. It's a birthday party. We can sing. ...indeed, His divine power... ...has granted us all things pertaining to life and piety... ...through the knowledge of Him who has called us-- What are you doing here? I came this morning. I kept calling the house and getting no answer. I need to talk to you. We got her on the first flight up this morning. Are you all right, Kevin? I don't know. Would you excuse us for a moment, please? How you doing, sweetie? I know something that'll make you feel better. There. I shouldn't have left. I knew it. I'll never forgive myself. -There's nothing you could've done. -I could've told you the truth. About what? Baptist Endeavor Youth Crusade, 1966. I was here in New York. That night in the elevator, you never let me answer. What are you talking about? I stayed here a week in the Tremont Hotel. They had a restaurant downstairs where we ate almost every meal. Wait. Stop. Your father was a waiter in that restaurant. My father? This is great, Ma. Honey, please listen. Now? You do this now? Your timing, it's superb. You wait 30 years, you fly up here, you pick today? Obviously I'm not under enough pressure. I don't have enough on my mind! Listen to me! Behold, I send you out as sheep amidst the wolves! Don't you look beautiful now. Take a look and see. It's all right, dear. Look. No. Go on, take a look. See how beautiful you are? See? What happened? She attacked me. Open the door. Open the door, Mar. Open the door! It's okay. Open the door! Come on! Open the door! Open the door, Mar! Oh, my God! Get somebody! Go! Go! Mar, look at me! Somebody! Help! Get help! Go! Sweetheart! Look at me! I love you. What have you done?! What have you done?! We need a doctor in here! We need a doctor! Please stay with me, Mar! Stay with me, Mar! Get Dr. Job in here now! Sir, get away so that I can help her. Now! Sir, off! Go! Come on. Come on. -Help her. -Wait out of the way. Get Dr. Job, please! I'm losing her! Finish the story. 1966. You were in New York. There's a waiter in a restaurant. Finish the story. He talked to me. Nobody'd ever really talked to me before. Sixteen years old, thousand miles away from home, someone takes an interest. Knew the Bible, every word. Just knew it by heart. Every meal, there he was at my ear and I was.... That last night he came to say good-bye and... ...l started crying. And he told me: Behold, I send you out as sheep amidst the wolves. I want to hear you say it. His face that night, I knew it was him. Say it. You were so proud you'd just come to New York and done this all on your own. I didn't have the heart to tell you. You wondered yourself. The money... ...that apartment, the attention, everything out of nowhere! Say it! Milton, he's your... ...father. He's your father. Somehow he found us. He tracked you down. He did. He's always been there. I know that now. Watching. Waiting. Playing us like a game. What do you mean? I gotta go. No, leave it alone. Stay here with me. Forget about him. We can leave here. We can go home. We don't ever have to see him again. I can't do it. You go home. You go home. I have to go. -I have to go. -Wait! I love you. There you are. Look at you. You're terrified. Not to worry. He'll take away that fear. You don't ever have to be frightened again. Go on. He's waiting for you. Go. You were right about one thing. I have been watching. Couldn't help myself. Watching. Waiting. Holding my eath. But I'm no puppeteer, Kevin. I don't make things happen. Doesn't work like that. What'd you do to Mary Ann? Free will. It's like butterfly wings. Once touched, they never get off the ground. I only set the stage. You pull your own strings. What did you do to Mary Ann? A gun? In here? Goddamn it, what did you do to my wife?! Well... ...on a scale of one to ten.... Ten being the most depraved act of sexual theater known to man. One being your average Friday night run-through at the Lomax's. I'd say, not to be immodest... ...Mary Ann and I got it on at about seven. Fuck you! Got me! Got me! Yes! Step it up, son! Come on! That's good! You got to hold on to that fury! That's the last thing to go! That's the final hiding place. It's the final fig leaf. -Who are you? -Who am l? Who are you? Never lost a case. Why? Why do you think? Because you're so fucking good. Yes. But why? Because you're my father? I'm a little more than that, Kevin. Awfully hot in that courtroom, wasn't it? What's the game plan, Kevin? lt was a nice run, Kev. Had to close out some day. Nobody wins them all. What are you? I have so many names. Satan. Call me Dad. Mary Ann, she knew it. She knew it. She knew it, so you destroyed her. You blaming me for Mary Ann? I hope you're kidding. Mary Ann, you could have saved her anytime you liked. All she wanted was love. Hey, you were too busy. That's a lie. Face it, you started looking to better deal her the minute you got here. That's not true. You don't know what we had! I'm on your side! You're a liar! There's nothing out there for you! Don't be such a fucking chump! Stop deluding yourself! I told you to take care of your wife! What did I say? The world would understand. Didn't I say that? What did you do? You know what scares me, John? l leave the case, she gets better and then I hate her for it. Remember? I know what you did. You set me up. Who told you to pull out all the stops on Mr. Gettys? -Who made that choice? -It's entrapment. You set me up. And Moyez! The direction you took! Popes, swamis, snake handlers, all feeding at the same trough. -Whose ideas were those? -You played me! It was a test! Your test! And Cullen! Knowing he was guilty! Seeing those pictures! What did you do? You put that lying bitch on the stand! You ought me in. You put me there! You made her lie! I don't do that, Kevin! That day on the subway, what did I say to you? What were my words to you? Maybe it was your time to lose. You didn't think so. Lose? I don't lose! I win! I win! I'm a lawyer! That's my job! That's what I do! I rest my case. Vanity... ...is definitely my favorite sin. Kevin, it's so basic. Self-love. The all-natural opiate. It's not that you didn't care for Mary Ann, Kevin... ...it's just that you were a little more involved with someone else. Yourself. You're right. I did it all. I let her go. Don't be too hard on yourself, Kevin. You wanted something more. Believe me. I left her behind and just kept going. You can't keep punishing yourself. It's awesome how far you've come. I didn't make it easy. Couldn't. Not for you... ...or your sister. Half-sister, to be exact. Surprise. Some scene, huh? Don't let him scare you. I've had so many children. I've had so many disappointments. Mistake after mistake. And then there's you. The two of you. What do you want from me? I want you to be yourself. You know, I'll tell you, boy... ...guilt... ...it's like a bag of fucking icks. All you got to do... ...is set it down. I know what you're going through. I've been there. Just come here. Come here. Let it go. I can't do that. Who are you carrying all those icks for? God? Is that it? God? I tell you... ...let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man... ...instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement... ...his own private cosmic... ...gag reel... ...he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow. And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughing his sick fucking ass off! He's a tightass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? Never! Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven, is that it? Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began! I've nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have! I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him! Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections! I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist. Who, in their right mind... ...Kevin, could possibly deny... ...the 20th century was entirely mine? All of it, Kevin! All of it. Mine. I'm peaking, Kevin. It's my time now. It's our time. Anybody want a drink? I'm having a drink. This is some pitch, all this. You must need me pretty bad. What do you want? Eddie was right. I want you to take over the firm. You... ...and your sister. -Is that it? -No. She's ovulating... ...right now. Your vanity... ...is justified, Kevin. Your seed... ...is the key to a new future. Your son is going to sit at the head of all tables, my boy. He's gonna set this whole thing free. You want a child. I want a family. The Antichrist. Whatever. But I have to volunteer. Free will... ...it is a bitch. I need a family. I need help. I'm busy. Millennium's coming, son. Title fight. Round 20. I'm ready to work. What do you say? What're you offering? We negotiating? Always. Yes! What are you offering? Everything. Anything. What do you want? How about bliss, for starters? Instant bliss. Bliss on tap. Bliss any way you want it. That first line of cocaine. That walk into a strange girl's bedroom. Familiar? You're gonna have to do a little better than that. I know. I'm just getting warmed up. You want more, don't you? You deserve more. How about the thing you love the most? A smile from a jury. That cold courtroom just giving itself over... ...bending to your strength. I get that on my own. Not like this. I take the icks out of the iefcase. I give you pleasure. No strings! Freedom, baby... ...is never having to say you're sorry. This is revolution, Kevin. lt happened ln Monterrey A long time ago Forget about him. This is about us. ln old Mexico Stars and steel guitars and luscious lips As red as wine It's been so hard for me to wait for you. Why the law? Cut the shit, Dad! Why lawyers? Why the law? Because the law, my boy, puts us into everything. It's the ultimate backstage pass. It's the new priesthood, baby. Did you know there are more students in law school... ...than lawyers walking the Earth? We're coming out... ...guns blazing! The two of you... ...all of us, acquittal after acquittal after acquittal... ...until the stench of it reaches so high and far into heaven... ...it chokes the whole fucking lot of them! In the Bible, you lose. We're destined to lose, Dad. Consider the source, son! Besides... ...we'll write our own book. Chapter one. Right here. This altar. This moment. Will you stop talking? You talk too much. Both of you. Look at me. Just look at me. She is really stunning. Who am l? I've wanted you from the moment we met. The virtue of the devil is in his loins. What about love? Overrated. Biochemically... ...no different than eating large quantities of chocolate. In two minutes you won't be thinking about Mary Ann ever again. Come here. She's right, my son. It's time to step up and take what's yours. You're right. It's time. Free will, right? No! Damn you! Enough! Haven't I given enough?! It was a nice run. Had to close out someday. Nobody wins them all. What are you doing, baby? Are you okay? I am now. All rise. The Honorable Judge Garson Deeds presiding. Please be seated. You're still under oath, young lady. Your witness. Mr. Lomax? Your Honor... ...l'm terribly sorry. But I can no longer represent my client. I need to be replaced as counsel. Order. Order! Order! I adjourn this court. This is outrageous. Are you aware of the consequences of this action? I am, sir. I want to see both attorneys in my chambers immediately. I'm going to adjourn this trial until 9 a.m. tomorrow morning. I trusted you to defend me. You swore you would! You'll burn for this! You just made the biggest mistake of your life! Baby, what are you doing? The right thing. I think the right thing. Here they are. -Are you gonna be disbarred? -I don't know. -How's it feel to lose your first case? -No comment. Ain't it better to talk to them all at once? Press conference tomorrow? He ain't going to talk to you now. Eight o'clock tomorrow morning. That's it. This is the story you dreamed about. -There is no story. -Bullshit. A lawyer with a crisis of conscience? You gotta be kidding. It's huge! They're going to disbar me. Write about that. Wait a second. Can they do that? Not when I get through with the story. You got to give me an exclusive. This is wire service. This is 60 Minutes. This is a story that needs to be told. It's you. You're a star. Baby. Call me in the morning. You got it. First thing. Vanity... ...definitely my favorite sin.

Johan Hult? He wants to know if you're going to Christian's. He's in love with you. She things you're good looking Jessica said that? What'd you say? I said you thought nothing of him Did jessica say that Elin thinks i'm good looking? Yeah Why must we live in fucking motherfuck Amal?! What do you reckon? Is she pretty or what? Alright. Not bad. My life is so boring I'm so beautiful 'Course she's cute, but do you know how many guys she's been with? Everyone's been with her I haven't slept with anyone, anyway But you've made out with 70,000 Why are you so weird? you're also weird Am I? It's just cause we live in fucking Amal

You screwed up! Here we go, here we go! Yeah! All right! Whoo! Got him. Target is in sight. Clock him close. He's not going anywhere. I'm hand-carrying this thing right into the museum. Stan, you've got more cover on you than the president. The diamond is safe. This is an armed caravan, completely bulletproof, magnetic locks. - This transfer is under control. - I'm hot. FBI Travel Link climate control. I don't understand your command. I don't understand your command. I don't under... I don't... I don't... I don't under... I don't understand... It's too damn complicated. - That way. - That's some bullshit! Are you kidding me, ref? That's the Lakers' ball. My blind grandmother coulda seen that! - Sit down, fat boy! - That's the Lakers' ball! I'm callin' it! What are you doing? Green light go, red light stop, buddy. No, no, no. No, sir. Thank you, thank you. Okay, great. Nice job. Bye-bye. - Tip him. Get him outta here. - Yeah, yeah. Jesus. No, come on, that's enough. Okay, thank you. Go take a bath. There you go. Let's roll. That's what I'm talkin' about! Every time! Charge? Charge! Ref, listen! This is insane! It's a foul on him. Charge? I'll show you a charge! I'll show you a damn charge, man! That's the worst call I ever seen! What do you think this is, a rodeo? Then I'll be the clown! - Let me in the game! - Sit down, please. Get out of my way! Play some real ball! Unleash the Beast! Hey, put Malone in there! Put in the Mailman, damn it! Get Shaq in the game! You gotta win this game! You gotta win this game! Don't take me, I'm an American citizen! American citizen, damn it! You sons of bitches! I'm the clown! The Lakers need me! I'm their clown! Shit! He's gone. We've lost him. What? - Burdett is gone. - Find him. He's coming after it. We're fine. Just relax. Don't tell me to relax. I've dealt with this guy before. See him yet? We're looking, we're looking. Safeties off until they relocate Burdett. Oh, kiss me Stand down. We got him. He's still here. On the Jumbotron. He changed his seat. Get a direct visual. You got it. See, Stan, we got you here. No need to panic. Do you have a direct visual yet? Negative. We're still looking. We're clear? We're clear. Come on out. What? That thing is going by itself! Damn! Come on! Jesus! Transfer has been compromised. Ah! What's going on?! Hey! No! ! ! Thank the guys. Good luck. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Your beard tickles. Did he tip you? - One lousy buck. - Cheap bastard. I love it when you undress. Let's do this. ! Roller coaster of love Say what Roller coaster Turn that shit off! Ooh, ooh, ooh Roller coaster Roller coaster Ooh, ooh, ooh What about Mexico? Can't take the water. How about Paris? Can't take the French. Promise me paradise. Can we talk about this after we gas Agent Lloyd? ! Sure. ... a roller coaster, baby, baby I wanna ride Your love is like a roller coaster, baby, baby I wanna ride Yeah! Move over there 'cause I'm a double dipper Upside down on the big dip dipper 1,2, 1,2,3 I've got a ticket, come ride with me Let me go down on the merry-go-round All is fair on these fairgrounds Let's go slow, let's go fast Roller coaster of love, say what Roller coaster, oh, yeah A few... ! Max! Roller coaster Can you get back on Max. Max. Look at me. Look at me. Don't worry. Get the diamond. Stan. Are you all right? Your own pineapple wine, your dollar fifty all the time Turn around and let me see you Turn around and let me see Your own pineapple wine, your dollar fifty all the time Turn around and let me see you Turn around and let me see Your own pineapple wine, your dollar fifty all the time I got a new dance, hot like pepper From the old to the young, gonna make your body rock It's really easy, easy peasy You can do it anywhere, jump around like you don't care Singin' turn around and let me see you Turn around and let me see Your own pineapple wine, your dollar fifty all the time Turn around and let me see you, turn around and let me see Your own pineapple wine, your dollar fifty all the time A young man oke his leg Old granny oke her back And Jimmy got a migraine from a falling coconut Dead uncle was confused, he has a solution A bottle of the apple wine was his prescription It cure the oke leg, it cure the bad back It cure the migraine, even cure the heart attack The people started jumping 'cause they were feelin' fine This city's greatest sin was their own fine wine, tell me Turn around and let me see you Turn around and let me see Your own pineapple wine, your dollar fifty all the time Turn around and let me see you... I wrote my vows. - What? - I wrote my vows. - You? - Work in progress. Max, this is Ron and, uh... - Hey, hey, hey. - Gail. - Gail, yes. - Great to run into you again. - I met them at the tennis club. - Oh. What kind of business you in, Maxwwell? Pest control. - This is Sheila and Ed. - Hey! - Hi. - Hi. They're from Orlando. I met them parasailing. So, uh, what kind of business are you in, Max? I have a bunch of sweatshops in the Philippines. - Oh. - Oh. You should see those kids make those hats. - Great, huh? - Wow. - Scootch in. - Hi. Max, this is Wendell and June. We met snorkeling. - Max, right? - Yes. Yeah, Wendell. - Oh, I love lobster. - Oh, yummy! Wow, look at that! Stocks may rise and fall, economies may collapse, but the American farmer's always gonna need manure. My family's been in manure for three generations. No shit. Holy cow! Sheila and I like to swoc. Swoc? We like to have sex with other couples. Check. Ooh, honey, look at that! Something wrong? Six months. I can't take any more lobster. There's only one thing I enjoy eating more than lobster. Huh, huh, huh? Man, do I love lobster! So, I'm setting up for this 30-foot putt, I got a chance for an eagle. An eagle. Now, sweetie... Steal her acelet. I saw you looking at it. Steal it. You know you want it. We're retired, baby. All I want is you. Come on, let yourself go. Have fun. I bet you can't get it. Of course I can, but I won't. Bet you can't. Max. Aren't you having a good time? Please come again. Maxwwell, this one's on me. Oh, thank you very much. That's weird, I can't find my wallet. Did I give you my wallet? No, you didn't give me your wallet. That's so weird! I could swear I put it in my pocket before I came here. It's okay, big fellow. I got it. Oh, thanks, Maxwwell. That is so sweet. Where the hell is my wallet? Luc, what's in the Caribbean Romance again? Light rum, amaretto, orange juice, pineapple juice, and a splash of grenadine. What about the Pink Paradise? Coconut rum, amaretto, cranberry juice, orange juice, and pineapple juice. People actually drink this stuff? They love it. You know, it makes them feel exotic. Give me a Jack on the rocks. It doesn't have a fancy name, but if it was good enough for Frank, it's good enough for me. Frank? Who's Frank? Sinatra. Did Frank take an um ella? Not even when it was raining. Hi, baby. How was it? Amazing! You'd love it! The only sounds are your eath and your heartbeat. The reef is like a thousand jewels, sparkling right in front of you. You should really try it next time. Mm-hmm. Well, I like to eathe unassisted. - Oh, really? - Mmm. I thought you liked it when I give you mouth to mouth. State your business. You're gonna shoot an FBI agent, Burdett? All I see is an intruder... ...who just swallowed $80 worth of my whiskey. Put down the weapon. Don't make me shoot you again. Again? Is that the way we're gonna play it? What are you doing in my house, Agent Lloyd? Sitting, drinking, eating chocolate. - You have a warrant? - FBI doesn't have jurisdiction here. I know, that's why I came down here. Oh, I don't think it is. The Seven Seas Navigator docking here for a solid week. They're having a nice promotion for the maiden voyage, calling it the Diamond Cruise. A gem exhibit whose star attraction is the third Napoleon Diamond. Stop me when I get to the part you don't know. It's the only one you two haven't stolen. Allegedly. And it's gonna be right here for a whole week... the last of the set... and I suspect you plan to purloin it. Well, I don't. So finish your drink and get out. It's okay to be happy to see me. Just because you're English doesn't mean you need to hide your emotions. I'm Irish. We let people know how we feel. Now fuck off. And you can take any bugs you planted along with you. I'm retired. A retired guy wouldn't have anything to worry about from those. - Mind if I borrow this? - Take it. You might learn something from it. But return it for me. It's overdue. Give my love to Lola, will you? How was the tennis lesson? Great. The teacher says I'm a natural. He says I've got the best backside he's ever seen. That's backhand. Don't go in there. - Why? - Let's talk. Okay, you're making me nervous, and I don't get nervous. Agent Lloyd just left. What's he doing here? He came to show me this. Damn it, Max. Is this what we're here for? No. It's not. This is not retirement at all. This is the next setup, isn't it? Babe, you chose this island, remember? I hope you don't think this is a gift from God. 'Cause this is God messing with us. Oh, no. Max. Did Stan do this? Sort of. I figured he'd bug the place, so I started checking. Did you find any? Only what he wanted me to find. There's another one here somewhere. Now, don't worry. I already checked. There's nothing in there. That's the problem. There's nothing in here. What is it? What's wrong? I hid the bullet in the camera. What bullet? The one he shot you with. Oh, no. I kept it to remind me of how close I came to losing you. Lola, you know that bullet puts me on the scene. I know, I know. I'm sorry. I'll get it back. Good morning, Mr. Lloyd. Your suite is ready. - Suite? - Suite, sir. It's a larger room. Atlantis reserves this idge suite for our more dignified guests. Breakfast is on the house, these are vouchers for free tennis lessons, complimentary skin exfoliant, seaweed body wrap and facial scrub, located in the spa on the club level. Also, please remember. Shoes and shirt are required in all public spaces at all times. State your business. You can't ibe me with a seaweed body wrap, Max. This doesn't buy you one bit of space. I'm gonna be on you wherever you go. It's no ibe, Stanley. I just want you to see that if you lead the kind of life I do, stealing is the last thing on your mind. Mr. Lloyd. Are you ready for your massage? I'll do your back. I'll do your front. You son of a bitch. - Lola? - Yeah. - He hid it in a black jewelry box. - Good job. Thank you. Talented masseuse. You get rid of it this time. I will. Good evening. May I take your order? No, thank you. I just lost my appetite. Just as well. I don't take orders from criminals, I arrest them. Or fall asleep trying. So you're admitting you were there. No. I read about it in the papers, just like everyone else. You're famous. I'm a punchline. But like my grandma used to say, he who laughs last laughs loudest. By the way, return that movie, would you? The store called. I haven't finished it yet. They catch the thief, but it's not who you think it is. I don't like those twist endings. Well, we don't like you. Aw w. Lola. They're playing your song. Why don't you take Stanley for a dance? He's feeling lonely. And I am feeling charitable. Let's go, Stan. Really? I'll try to have her back by dawn. Constable... Can I help you? I wanna talk to Mooré. Get out of the way. Monsieur Mooré is currently socializing. Interrupting a man's leisure is harassment. That's not harassment. You feel that? - Ooh. - That's harassment. And you tell your boss this is just the beginning. I have two hands, and I can't be bought. Ooh. Excuse me, constable. May I have a word with you? Audrey, where you get that sugar? Listen, Stan, I know what you're doing. But if you drag Max into your game, he will not lose. Eventually, they all lose. Not my Max. Do yourself a favor... leave us alone. We're just a couple of retirees trying to enjoy the island life. All the same, I'll stick around, see what develops. Excuse me. In a second, honey. You'll get your chance. Damn, I got the stink on me tonight. Step off the dance floor, sir. Hey! - Have fun, Stan. - Hey. Lola! Police. Raise your hands, sir. I'm law. Federal B.I.? It is illegal on this island to carry a concealed weapon without a permit. I'm working a suspect. Are you not supposed to inform local authorities when you arrive, Agent Stanley P. Lloyd? - You know him? - He's my suspect. Well, we're still gonna have to take this to the station and register it. You're letting the criminal go. This is crazy. You think this is crazy? Your dancing, that was crazy. This way, Agent Lloyd. Welcome to paradise. Okay. - The watermarks and holograms match. - Oh. But I still have to register the gun. You have a nice smile. I haven't smiled at you. You will. That's just the way I feel about it, and they have to deal with it. Yes, sir. Ah, Sophie. I need to speak to you. I'm getting complaints about you bothering Henri Mooré. Just doing my job, Zacharias. The man is practically the unofficial mayor of the island. In one year, he's made everyone here like him, something you haven't been able to do in a lifetime. I guess we can't all be the kiss-ass politician you are. I want you to stay behind tonight so we can discuss your attitude. You knew about my attitude the day we got married and knew about it the day we got divorced. You're not gonna learn any more about it tonight. Besides, I have plans with Special Agent Lloyd of the FBI. He's just arrived on the island. Is that so? Shall we? We shall. She's feisty. Mmm. Isn't it beautiful? Yeah. Is it enough? Of course it is. Some people say the only way to rid yourself of temptation is to yield to it. I don't know about that. I say turn your back on temptation... ...or substitute something more tempting. See how easy that was? What's the shortest amount of time you've ever known a guy before you kissed him? I see what you're thinking, and you can forget it. Guys come down to this island looking for a slice of paradise with a local girl, and they will say anything to get it. I resent being lumped in with all guys, though, admittedly, I would say anything right now. How long have you been chasing Max? Seven years... ever since the first Napoleon Diamond went missing. I got to the scene, took a few shots at the getaway car. Next day, bottle of champagne arrives at FBI Headquarters for me, with a note says, Aim for the tires next time. He was baiting you. - Hmm. - Is there a money trail? Everything's plain... taxes, bank accounts. He doesn't buy expensive paintings, yachts, nothing. I think it's more about the challenge and the alibi... that's his work of art. Sounds like you admire him. Would I like to live one day in his velvety slippers? Maybe. But I don't admire him. He's beat me too many times for that. Maybe you need the female touch. That's exactly what I need. Listen, I want a big arrest, you need local help. I'll extend the FBI courtesy on this one. As long as I'm riding shotgun. What's going on? I'm expanding the deck. You're trying to stay busy. Look, on this deck, we are going to sit here and watch sunsets until we get old. Can't wait. Where are you going? You said I need a hobby. I guess I'll go find one. Really? I'll call you later. He's here. The centerpiece of our exhibit. Napoleon had three priceless diamonds set into the hilt of his sword. After his defeat, they were pried out and dispersed around the globe. This is one of the rare occasions the last remaining diamond is on public display. And next, we have some rare Egyptian gems. Cute little rock. I'm just here to look. Just as well. With six cameras... four stationary, two revolving, a dozen I.R. Motion sensors... Sixteen. You missed the ones at ankle level. Plus your standard 24-hour rotating guards. Un eakable polycarbonate display, controlled by an uncopyable magnetic key card. I just realized... you could never get it anyway. You're right. When you're right, you're right. It's impossible. Give me a ride. I don't think so. Maybe you should think again. May I present Monsieur Henri Mooré. Mr. Burdett. It is a pleasure to meet you, sir. Oh, you're an American. Hmm. Henri Mooré? Ah. My name is Henry Moore. I placed the thing on the e. I felt it more appropriate to my surroundings. - Oh. - Please. I imagine you're wondering why you're here. Well... Forgive Jean-Paul's tactics, Mr. Burdett, but to put it bluntly, the impoverished people of this island need your help. Hmm. Five years ago, I was a successful businessman in Detroit. While vacationing on this island, I was sitting on the beach drinking a... Citron martini. I don't recall what I was drinking... it's not important. But I experienced a revelation... that I had been ought to this island to provide the commensurate social services that were sadly lacking for the poorer elements of society here. And you want me to buy a table at your next fundraiser. No, Mr. Burdett. But I am offering you the opportunity to participate in the vital growth of my infrastructure. Uh-huh. How's that? I want you to steal me that diamond. I'm not a criminal. Right. Neither am I. Good. Then we understand each other. - Yes. - Yeah. Let me show you around, Mr. Burdett. Do you think it fair that the indigenous of this island are not allowed to enter the casinos unless they work there? Why is it that only the rich should enjoy pharmaceutically-assisted moments of personal introspection? The safety and security found in owning your own machine gun. The pleasures derived from financially-procured female companionship. The underprivileged should not be denied these essential diversions. I mean, look around you, Mr. Burdett. No one is turned away. All I do, I do for the people. And why do you need the diamond for that? I have an urgent need to expand my humanitarian program. A cash injection in the tens of millions of dollars would relieve the entire Caribbean. What I'm suggesting is a partnership, Mr. Burdett. You are a stranger to this island. I can give you what you don't have... access to the marina, the crews, rotation schedules, whatever you need. I couldn't sleep. Didn't wanna wake you. I saw you on the ship yesterday. I had a feeling you might be there, too. Don't you ever feel we weren't quite finished? Look, Max, I miss it, too. We were great. And we went out at the top of our game, undefeated. The best time to quit. Maybe. Max, I cased it. It's not a one man job, and there's no way you're pulling me into it. We're retired. Now the challenge is to find joy in simple things. And I like that challenge. Yeah? I lied on the ship. I could get it. Here's how. I'd cut the camera feed and go in from behind the exhibit. It's blowable from the storage room, and I'd do it after 10 P.M. Why? The retired arthritic cops always get that shift. So that's how you do it. And now I've told you. So now I can't. Oh, my God. - What are you doing? - I'm cooking. - Since when? - This morning. We are decent law-abiding people, and decent law-abiding people cook omelets for eakfast. Oh. State your business. You almost had me last night with that old David Copperfield smoke and mirrors trick. Look at my assistant with the big tits while I take the Rolex right off your wrist. What do you want about her? I wanna know how you're really gonna do it, and you're gonna tell me while we're fishing. Fishing? I don't fish. I got a boat stacked with beer. Drink it yourself. You might as well come. You're paying for it. I charged it to my suite. All the same, Stanley, I'll pass. There is an option. I get the local police to ing you down to the station, we sweat you there. And I do mean sweat. There's no air conditioning, so dress light. The eggs on this island taste funny. They must have some weird chickens. What'll it be, Max? I'll see you soon. Tell me this isn't better than standing in some lineup. I've never been in a lineup. Ooh, that's a hell of a watch. What's that kind of thing run you? A couple of grand. Why don't you pick one up on the Bureau's expense account? Oh, they keep me on a real tight leash. I got you to thank for that. Ah. Whoo! It's cookin' out here. So if I didn't shoot you, where'd you get the screen door? Knitting accident. Dab some of this on my back, will you? Are you serious? Yeah. I've got delicate skin. I don't wanna burn. I bet you were the best kid in the neighborhood at hide-and-seek, huh? So you joined the Bureau. Yeah, I found them all. No one ever found me. Once I found a good spot, I'd stay there for days. There you go. Now, turn around. I'll do you. I'll handle it. No, come on. You're gonna burn. Good. Okay. There. That's good. Wait. Don't you want me to coat everything? That's good. My pole. No way, man! I'm only doing your back! My pole! Hey, we got something. Come on. Oh, oh, oh. Look at this! Oh. We got something here, Stanley. Ooh! ! Shit! Come on! Come on! Help me pull it up. Don't lose it, don't lose it! - It's a monster. - We can do it! This is big. Okay, come on, pull! - Are you pulling? - I'm pulling, man. Jesus Christ! Stanley! One, two, three! Oh! ! Jesus Christ! It's a shark, it's a shark. Yeah. Why is it not moving? - Maybe it's in shock. - What do you wanna do? Maybe it's dead. I mean, it looks dead. Go over and shake it. - Why me? - Well, you're FBI. What's that have to do with anything? If it bites your arm off, you get disability for the rest of your life. - Go! - You hooked it. You go see if it's alive. Yeah, I hooked it, so you go see if it's alive. - Go! - Hey, hey! Oh, okay. Here I go. I'm just gonna sneak up on it. Why are you whispering? So it won't know the plan. Hey. - ! - ! Shit! Watch out, watch out, watch out! You have the right to remain silent! Yeah, it's dead. Yeah. Look at them. If you didn't know any better, you'd think they were friends. You must be Lola. Sophie? Nice gun. Sig Sauer P228. Custom trigger action. Oh. - Nice shoes. - Thank you. - Chanel? - Cruz collection. How bad was it? Oh, not too bad. Sophie seems nice. Yeah, for a cop. Lola seems cool. For a thief. Yes! I resign. You win. Make a wish. Okay. I wish you'd write your vows. I'm so tense. Come here. Let me relax you. What are you doing? Why are you taking off your clothes? Now we're talkin'. Are you being naughty? Naughty enough to spank. Oh, yeah! I'll bite you. Can I bite you? The door. Are we expecting anyone? Yeah. A friend. - A friend? - A friend? A girlfriend. You didn't. I love you, baby. You know I'll do anything for you. Wait here. What's she gonna do? Tell him. Tell him. She's gonna help me relax you. You're kidding. Nice. You're gonna like this. Lucky bastard. - Who is she? - You'll see. Max, I'd like you to meet Stan's mom. Night, Stan. Son of a... You're only in port 48 more hours. Stay on high alert. Agent Lloyd, we have the most sophisticated security system ever installed on a seagoing vessel. And you'll need it. Excuse me, sir. There's been a security each. Don't move! Turn around. Turn around! - No! - Stan! Damn it. The other side! Just stop him! Let's do it, come on! Although the famed Napoleon Diamond was undisturbed, the unknown intruder knocked out a Seven Seas Navigator maintenance worker, stole his uniform, and slipped onto the ship. You're cheating on me, aren't you? What are you talking about? Maybe not with a woman, but with a diamond. You want her. And I'm jealous. You've got nothing to worry about. Where were you tonight, Max? I've been home, writing my vows. Oh! Let me see. Sorry. You have to wait. Well, I'm not gonna let that little bitch take my man. I'm gonna fight for what's mine. Really? And how exactly are you gonna do that? I'm a thief. I know a thing or two about distraction. It's a beautiful jewel, Max. But I guarantee you, it's no fun in the tub. Mmm. I had him. You shoulda stayed out of my way. I didn't want you to get hurt. I'm sorry. You're the one who's hurt. You should ice that. Why are men always trying to protect women? 'Cause you smell good. It's all about sex, isn't it? Why can't we just be two cops working a case? Hey, I happen to agree with you. From now on, we're just partners on this. Fine. - So, let's have dinner and discuss it. - No, thanks. How about a steam? What... l... no, I always steam with my partners. Okay, you wanna go for a Jacuzzi, partner? I have a big tub in my room. We have to talk. Max. Great timing. Ride with us. Can we just do this one on one? Oh, of course. California dreaming... Are you familiar with the pleasures of anonymous love, Max? No. Recently I found myself experimenting with alternative lifestyle parameters based largely on the free love philosophy as found in the collected works of The Mamas and The Papas. I never made that connection. Oh, it's there. That Michelle Phillips, she could walk it like she talked it. Earl, burn one of my CDs for Max. Yes, sir. This is it, Max. My vision. My infrastructure growing before our eyes. It used to be a children's hospital, but I'm revitalizing it into a paramilitary training facility. More importantly, that ship is leaving in two days. What's this? Everything you need. Schematics, detailed plan. You can do it yourself. Go in through the air conditioning vents. The exhibit is accessible from the storage facility behind it. There's cameras there, so you're gonna have to cut the central feed. Red wires in the control panel here. If you don't cut the red wire, they'll see everything. - What next? - Blow the wall. - C-4? - Uh-uh. I'd use a shape charge with a detonation cord. Smaller but more effective. And... you'd wanna blow it after 10 P.M. - Why is that? - Graveyard shift. Always the retired cops with arthritis. That's how I'd do it. Then that's how I'll do it. You know, we're not partners anymore, Max. In fact, you see me, cross the street. You gotta go Go where you wanna go Do what you wanna do With whoever you wanna do it with You gotta go where you wanna go Do what you wanna do With whoever you wanna do it with You don't understand that a girl like... Good afternoon. Atlantis. How may I help? Mr. Lloyd, the Bridge Suite, please. Hello. - Stanley. - Yeah. - It's Max, just checking in. - Cut the crap, Max. You're making sure I'm in my room and not following you. How could you be following me if you're in your room? - See you soon, Stanley. - Okay. Hello! What? What? If you're gonna forward your calls, don't tail me so close. ! Hey. I heard the call over the radio. Every year there's one white boy that goes down at Junkanoo. Here's what I found out. Max closed escrow, and then a month later the cruise booked the diamond. - Maybe he is retired. - I doubt it. He met with Henri Mooré today, the biggest gangster on the island. Thanks for coming. You know, this one you really do have to ice. - Ah! - Oh, I'm sorry. Better? There's another one here. Now? This one's particularly painful. There's some referred pain. It's somewhere around... here. I'll have to get hurt more often. And in more interesting places. - Oh, God, I'm vi ating! - So am I. No. No, no. - I'm getting a call. - What? Is nothing sacred? Shit, I have to go. Go? No, you can't go. I just unwrapped my head. Sorry, I need a rain check. What, are you crazy? It never rains here. Just give me five minutes, all right? Five minutes? You should be embarrassed. Okay, three. Oh, Stan, come on. Okay, two! Please don't make me beg. Please. A quick two? Oh, don't worry, I'm quick. Hello. Mr. Burdett, it's Luc from the bar. There's a guest down here that's bombed that's shouting your name. Welcome to paradise, Frank! Well, it's only paradise for criminals, like Max Burdett. Yeah. I hear him. I'll be right there. - Where'd he go? - Over there. Oh, thanks, Luc. What are you doing to yourself? What's wrong? - Nothing. - Nothing's wrong? Me and Sophie hooked up. And it was beautiful. But it's only gonna last for one more day. Why is that? Because the ship's only gonna be here 24 more hours, and you're gonna clip Napoleon llI and make me look like a jerk again. - I'll have another one! - You've had enough. You are not my daddy. I didn't take you as an um ella kind of guy, Stan. These remoras really have a kick to 'em. Hey, Stan, buck up. You're a good agent. No, I'm not. You know, I used to blame you, but now I see it clearly. It's not you, it's me. You've got genius, man. If I had an ounce of what you have, I'd never stop. You've got a gift, man. It's inspiring. I love these remoras! Bartender! Give me another one! It's okay, Stan. It's okay. Luc, you're not working tonight, right? Give us a hand here. Come on, Stan, here you go. Come on. Here you go, buddy. Yeah. Come on, come on. What about me?! That's it, Stanley. Here you go. That's it. That's it. Here we go. You tell anyone I tucked him in, I'll kill you. - Sure thing, Mr. Burdett. - Call me Max. - Max. - Okay. Lola! It's locked. And don't try to eak in. You're not welcome. I finished the deck. You promised to spend the first sunset on it together. - Lola. - That's not all. I found your notebook. Lola. I'll sit down right now and write my vows, okay? The vows are not for me, they're for you. You have to figure out if what we have means anything to you. Come on, Max. Do you really think the third one's gonna make you whole? - I don't know. - Well, don't come back until you do. Where am I supposed to go? She threw me out. Why is it my problem? 'Cause every hotel on the island is booked. Can I move this surveillance stuff? Don't mess with it! It's very expensive. Listen, I'm not gonna sleep on the floor. Well, I guess you're out of luck. We both are. Move over. Shit. So what'd you do? I missed our first sunset on her new deck. That's it? I'm no good at sunsets. Of course you're not. The world is divided up between people who like to watch the sunset and those who don't. Yeah. People like you are never happy. You're anxious, type-A, egocentric perfectionists who can't sit still and die alone with a million bucks and a thousand regrets. The people who can relax, enjoy the sunset, hold hands at the end of the day... they're the happy ones. So why can't you do that? Because of you. Don't hog the blanket. - Good night, Max. - Good night. You know, the Bureau's got a don't ask, don't tell policy, but this is pushing it, Stan. Kowalski, Stafford. Sophie? The L.A. Office got a call from Inspector Bethel here. He wanted to know the scope of the FBI's operation on the island. Since we don't have an operation on the island, we felt we'd come here and check it out. What's he talking about, Stan? Let me explain. He's on suspension. He has been for three months. Suspension? He was deemed unstable after he lost Napoleon ll. You told me you were here on the case. I am here on the case, and once I bust this guy, get reinstated, upped, these slobs will be saluting me. Are you guys dating? He's nothing but a suspect to me. - Oh, really? - That's not what these show. Your suspect's paying for this suite. And the seaweed body wraps. You two look pretty chummy. So you lied to me, Stan. And you got your slice of paradise, hmm? I hope it was everything you thought it would be. Sophie... You might want to do more of a background check next time before you partner up. She didn't have to be so hard on you, you know? Storming out like that. She's got grounds. The thing you gotta understand about us law enforcement types is we don't much appreciate lying. Come on, Stan, you fibbed, maybe withheld a little. But lie? Nah. You are an FBI agent working a case. You know, when you put it like that, it doesn't sound so bad. I could explain it to her. What about you? You are a hell of a catch. I've seen the way you are with Lola. You love that girl. So you're working out some personal issues. All you need is a little support. Exactly. Hell, I could make her understand. Max can't eat, can't sleep. He's like an injured bird. Stan's hurt. He's in pain. He's like a wounded dog. He needs you, Lola. You're his better half. Just give him one more chance. He's a good guy, Sophie. I'm sure he's a liar, but that comes with the job. I don't know. This is all a bit strange. What do you think, Lola? - I don't buy a word of it. - I'm with you. - No, no, no. - Hey, hey, hey. - Listen, hear us out. - Come on, one second. Look... Tonight the lies stop. He's serious. It's over. He's not chasin' it, and I'm not chasin' him. I'm sorry, but I won't believe you until that ship is gone. And we still got a few hours before she sails. Look, I can't make that ship disappear tonight, but I can make us disappear. - What are you talking about? - I found a hobby. Wait a minute. You didn't tell me about this. When we come up for air, that ship will be headed to Paris and the diamond will be gone forever. So, where you taking us? We're headed to a hidden reef where there's rumored to be 100 million in gold somewhere among the wreckage. You're kidding. Wow! Look at this. Yeah, these ships have been down here since the '40s, but nobody's ever found any gold. Well, maybe with the help of the FBI we'll get lucky. My money's on Max. 100 million four ways... that's 25 million a piece if we split it. Have any idea where to start? It could be anywhere down here. Let's split up, look around. You guys sure this is safe? I'm allergic to shellfish. You've got nothing to worry about. I've seen how you handle sharks. When we get back, I'm buying everyone um ella drinks. Hey, little guy, have you seen any gold down here? Hey, Max, I'm counting on you to make me a rich man. Lola, hypothetically speaking, what's it like to hold 25 million in your hands? I have no idea what you're talking about. Right. - Good night, old-timer. - Eat shit. What the hell is that? There is an intruder in Storage Facility B. - Attempted eak-in in progress. - Son of a bitch! All security to Storage Facility B. Hey, Max. What's up? Where are you? Oh, I'm somewhere inside the ship. Oh, yeah, me too. Thanks, that helps a lot. Max, did you say you were inside the ship? Yeah, it's amazing. Hmm. Really? What do you see? It's pretty dark. I think I'm in the captain's quarters. That's interesting. Max, suddenly I don't feel like having an um ella drink. I'm beginning to think we're gonna go home empty-handed. Where are you, Max? I'm gonna come hunt with you a while. I'm coming to you. How you see me? I cut the red wire. Ah, nice work, genius. You cut the heating to the Jacuzzi. Max, you at the stern? Max? Stan Lloyd to Max Burdett. Come in. Who'd he think he was, the Invisible Man? Dear God. Shit. It was a diversion. Get back to the diamond! Max, where are you? Will you answer me? Hello! There! He's in the vents! He got the diamond! Max, what was that? Max! I think he left his radio. I thought I heard something else. Where'd you go? Is something wrong? Nice costume. - Thanks. - You're welcome. Party all the time, party all the time Party all the time My girl wants to party all the time... Go back to your cabin, please. Aha, there you are! Hey, Max, come on. Last night we were spooning. Now you're running away? Come on! Yoo-hoo, Max. Oh, I get it. A little hide-and-seek. Like I told you on the boat, I caught 'em all. You're good, but you're not that good. You know what they say... the FBI always gets their man. Max! I'm having an air problem! Stan, are you okay? I can't eathe! Help! Where are you, Stan? I'm coming, Stan. It's okay, Stan. I'm right here. Take off your mask. I got him, honey. I'm right here. You're okay, Stan. Nothing to worry about, partner. I saw my life flash before my eyes. Leave it to me to get the faulty regulator. You know, I never dove before. - I would like to propose a toast. - What are we cele ating? Retirement. - I'll drink to that. - Good. Hello. What? How? - What's wrong? - The diamond's been stolen. - What? - Half an hour ago. You set us up. Come on. This whole thing. You got your perfect alibi... me. Hey. Get your hands up. Are you serious? No wonder you just retired. You don't have anything left to steal. I've got to get to the ship. You couldn't resist, could you? You had to screw me one last time. You had to make an ass out of me! Hey, Lola. Lola, wait. Hey. You really did save me down there. I'm sorry I kept you in the dark. I was only trying to protect you. How generous of you. You were right, you know. I couldn't do it without you. You gotta admit, though, the look on Stan's face was sheer poetry. Shut up, Max. Hey. Lola, please. Max, I helped you because I love you. But now I'm leaving you. Lola, I thought you'd appreciate how I did it, you of all people. Hey, hey. I do. It was a smart plan, Max. You're a great thief. But I want a great man. Lola. Move inside. What, you thought this was over? Turn around! I tried to deal with you from an elevated place, man, appeal to your intellect, spit poetry and shit at you. But no, man, you had to ing me down to the gutter. Where is the diamond? - She's got nothing to do with this. - Oh, she does now. You kill my dog, I'm gonna slay your cat. Don't get... ! Nice throw, bitch! No! Where'd you come from? He asked me to help him steal it a week ago. I turned him down. He must have stolen it himself, then he came back here to make sure there were no loose ends. So why didn't you come to me, tell me what they were planning? He said he'd kill us. You wouldn't have believed him anyway. You thought Mooré was the Second Coming for this island. Don't tell me what I think, woman. - Where's the diamond? - I have no idea. - They were trying to frame us. - Are we finished here? You know, I don't believe a word of what you're saying. I know. Don't leave. Good luck, Max. Lola, wait. Hear me out. It's not gonna work, Max. Not this time. I know it's too late, but I finally wrote them. See? Lots of words. But I don't need to read them because I know it by heart. I've spent my whole life chasing things which I thought were valuable, when the only thing I really cared for was right in front of me all along. You are my heart, Lola. From this moment on, you are my only jewel. I want a life filled with sunsets. And I never wanna watch one of them without you, not ever. The first diamond I've ever bought. I love you, Lola Cirillo. Marry me. - On one condition. - Anything. I want the receipt. Here you go, Luc. - Thank you. - Thank you. Jack on the rocks, with an um ella. What the hell, I'm cele ating. Forget the Jack on the rocks, let's have remoras all around. Remoras all around. Stanley, what the hell are you doing here? Well, I thought I'd stick around. Oh, yeah, look familiar? Treated myself, maxed out the credit card. But it suits me, don't you think? Well, it must take a bite out of a government salary. Ah, I can afford it all right. Come on, let's sip our remoras and talk, shall we? I thought you said these things have a kick. Luc, what's in this? Orange juice, mango juice, grenadine, and coconut milk. No liquor? Nada. I love these remoras! Bartender, give me another! You tell anyone I tucked him in, I'll kill you. - Sure thing, Mr. Burdett. - Call me Max. - Max. - Okay. You know, I really like that cove. Are you okay? 'Cause you don't look too good. As an underwater enthusiast, you should know what a remora really is, Max. A remora is kind of a stowaway, a suckerfish that sticks to the shark's body and feeds off it. The shark does all the work, but the remora gets the spoils. You did it, Stan. Right from the start. It's the only one you two haven't stolen. You set me up. I revel in it. I revel in it! Could it be that the great Max Burdett has finally lost? No, I didn't. I got Lola. Congratulations, Stan. I'm looking at it right now. My plane takes off in ten minutes. Tomorrow morning the bidding w will start at $30 million, and if I were you, I'd ing cash. You win some, you lose some. We still have the sunsets. Yeah. Don't worry, one day you'll find a hobby. You know, I think I already have. Bye-bye, paradise. No. No! Max! No, you bastard! Last time, right, Max? Last time. You son of a bitch! Max! If you want it, come and get it I've got it Oh, whoa If you need it, come and get it I've got it Oh, whoa If you want it, come and get it I've got it Oh, whoa If you need it, come and get it I've got it Ahh I'm a pro when it comes to the getaway So don't even try to follow me Bonnie and Clyde, me and my lady Right on down to the end of the story I'm wanted in so many countries Not even the feds can catch me 'Cause I am made to run In this profession there is no other like me If you want it, come and get it I've got it Oh, whoa If you need it, come and get it I've got it Oh, whoa If you want it, come and get it I've got it Oh, whoa If you need it, come and get it I've got it Oh, yeah What you think you saw, you did not see 'Cause it's so easy for me To get away from sharks and security I love to challenge my ability So never underestimate me I'm versatile with agility Don't you be surprised if you lose the prize 'Cause I've done this before If you want it, come and get it I've got it Oh, whoa If you need it, come and get it I've got it Oh, yeah Yo To all the ladies in the dance To each and every princess Hey, ah, ha, ah Yo, confess I lose all control when I see you standing there in front of me Your style, your clothes, your hair Hey, woman, you look so sexy The way you wind and the way you dance And the way that you twist and turn your waist Leaves me wanting, leaves me yearning Leaves me feeling for a taste Before the end of the night I wanna hold you so tight So tight You know I want you so much So much And I'm so tempted to touch Yo, uh, uh Tempted to touch, tempted to touch My little woman, man, I need you so much Tempted to touch, tempted to touch My little woman, man, I'm inside your clutch Tempted to touch, tempted to touch My little woman, man, I need you so much Tempted to touch, tempted to touch My little woman, man, I'm inside your clutch Yo To all the ladies in the dance I'm lookin' at these ladies Thinkin' about one of them havin' my babies, huh I don't even know your name Little woman, I don't even know your age But there's somethin' about you, girl When I see you winding in front the stage I'm talkin' about you Please forgive me, please excuse me But there is nothing else that a man can do Excuse me I can't help myself, little woman I just need to be next to you Before the end of the night Before the end of the night, huh I wanna hold you so tight Wanna hold you You know I want you so much Want you so much, huh And I'm so tempted to touch Come on, huh Tempted to touch, tempted to touch My little woman, man, I need you so much Tempted to touch, tempted to touch My little woman, man, I'm inside your clutch Tempted to touch, tempted to touch My little woman, man, I need you so much Na na na-na-na-na na-na Na na na-na-na-na na-na Yeah She's got the touch I love so much That's all I ever wanted I'm surely God-blessed Uh, under her spell she had me crushed I sworn I was anointed Got caught by her magic Ah, she had me drooling for a while With her sexual motion Like taking candy from a child Suck on her love potion I can't believe the changes I've made Since I met my baby You know, she drive me crazy On and on What a beautiful lady On and on She drives me crazy On an on And there's no ifs nor maybes, she goes On and on Yeah-eah Like a volcano she erupt Blowing up my pager Every minute, every hour Whoo-whoo, yeah I realize she likes my stuff I chose the right flavor This moment I will savor Lord I've never trusted pretty smiles 'Cause looks are deceivin' Sexy want my love profound Some pretty girls are misleading Lesson learned, don't judge a book By looking at the cover You know, she drive me crazy

DOWNFALL I feel as if I should be angry with that child, that... naive young girl. Or that I must not forgive her... for not recognising the nature of that monster. For not being aware of what she was getting into. And especially that I went along without thinking. Because I wasn't a fanatical Nazi. I could have said, in 'No, I'm not doing it. I don't want to go to the F³hrer's headquarters.' But I didn't do that. I was too curious. I also didn't realise... that destiny would take me somewhere I didn't want to be. But, nevertheless, I find it hard to forgive myself. The ladies are here. It's confirmed. -They can pass. 'Wolfsschanze' headquarters of the F³hrer November 1942 Rastenburg, East-Prussia Sit down, ladies. One moment. The F³hrer is feeding his dog. He'll see you in a short while. Can you tell us... How are we supposed to address the F³hrer? The F³hrer first speaks to you and then you reply: Heil, mein F³hrer. And the Nazi salute? That won't be necessary... since the F³hrer isn't looking for a soldier, but for a secretary. Act as normal and relaxed as you can. I'll see if if he has time for you. Mein F³hrer, the ladies from Berlin are here. Thank you for coming in the middle of the night. Sometimes, during a war, one is not in control of time. Can I ask your name? -Margarethe Lorenz. Where are you from? -From Fulda. And what is your name? -Ursula Puttkammer. Heil, mein F³hrer. No need for that. Where are you from? Frankfurt am Main, mein F³h... Hannah Potrovsky, born and raised in Berlin. In Pankow, to be precise. Hedwig Brandt from Crailsheim, Schwaben. And you are? -Traudl Humps. I'm from Munich. A lady from Munich. Shall we start then, Frõulein Humps? My Blondi won't hurt you. She's very intelligent. She's much smarter than most people. First, sit down, please. Don't be nervous. I make many mistakes during dictation. You won't make nearly as many. You're very young. How old are you? -22, mein F³hrer. My German fellow-countrymen and women... ...fellow party members. It is, I think, rather special... that, after 20 years of service, a man still stands in front of his supporters... ...and that in all those 20 years, his program never needed to be modified. I suggest we try it again. I did it. He hired me. Berlin - 20 April 1945 Hitler's 56th birthday two and a half years later Take cover. Hurry. Continue. Get that off the street. Take cover. That's artillery fire. Don't be silly. Where would it be coming from? You're right. These are no planes, this is artillery. It's the Russians. What a birthday present. Where is that cannon fire coming from? Happy Birthday, mein F³hrer. The city centre of Berlin is under fire. Grenades have hit near the Brandenburger Tor and the Reichstag. Where did they come from? -We don't know yet. I have Koller on the line. -Give me Koller. Koller, do you know Berlin is under artillery fire? No. -Can't you hear the shooting? No, I'm in Wildpark-Werder. -Berlin is chaotic. Apparently, the Russians captured a railway idge over the Oder. The enemy has no railway artillery near the Oder. It's not long-range artillery. The anti-aircraft defence near the Zoo-Bunker reports they're 10 to 12... ... cm cali es. The Russians have positions near Marzahn. That's only 12 kilometres from the centre. Are the Russians that close? They should hang the entire Luftwaffe leadership. This is unheard-of. The Russians are at 12 kilometres from the city centre. Nobody told me anything. I had to ask. Maybe it's long-range artillery, after all. That railway idge over the Oder... -Nonsense. That Himmler, such a pompous buffoon. Party bosses, everywhere. They make me so sick. The F³hrer starts 'Clausewitz' today. Berlin as a front city. He won't be able to keep the city. If the F³hrer stays here, the Reich will go down with him. We have to talk him out of it. Talk to Hewel. He's the only diplomat with any influence on him. Hewel tried everything. It's useless. Talk to your sister-in-law, then. Why not? You're married to the sister of Eva Braun. We must try everything. Berlin is almost surrounded. You're still young. You'll be a father soon. Do you want to die here? -Absolutely not. Gentlemen, the F³hrer. Everything out. Quickly. We're leaving in two hours. What's going on? -We're leaving. 'Clausewitz' has started. All the ministries and departments are leaving Berlin. And who's going to look after the people and the soldiers? Don't ask me, professor. -This is insane. Professor. I won't allow the evacuation of my office. Is that so? -Food supply would collapse. A good soldier can always find food. And when there's fighting all over the city, where does he get it? The population. It's irresponsible. -It's an order from the F³hrer. As department head, I report to the SS and to Himmler. But as a doctor, I'm part of the Wehrmacht and they're not leaving yet. Keep that in mind. The professor stays in Berlin. Get him the proper papers. We're leaving. Everything for Germany. Heil, mein F³hrer. F³hrer, I... Heil, mein F³hrer. They're in such a hurry to get away from here. The own nosing is the worst. They say 'Sieg Heil'. but they think 'Lick my... you know what.' Mein F³hrer, I beg you: Leave Berlin. It is not too late yet. Too late? Hewel, come here for a moment. I'm sure you agree we should contact the Allies... ...and start conducting politics. -Certainly. We need politics. Politics? I don't do politics anymore. I'm fed up with it. When I'm dead, you'll have plenty of time for politics. It's good, dear Himmler. My loyal Heinrich. It's good. Just go. He has no strength left. What did you expect from a vegetarian teetotaller? Seriously, though, Fegelein. I'm taking control now. Berlin will fall in a couple of days. When the F³hrer's dead, who will the Allies negotiate with? Why do you think they'll negotiate with you? The Nazi state and my SS are needed to maintain order. One hour with Eisenhower and he'll feel the same way. The first contact has been made. -Careful, that's high treason. Fegelein, I have other concerns. Should I give Eisenhower the Nazi salute or shake his hand? Look at that. The best guests always arrive late. Leaving already, gentlemen? I wanted to talk to you. The scorched-earth order... -I really have to go now. Come and see me one day in Hohenlychen. I'm going north to help with the battle of Berlin there. You know, Speer... There's an advantage to those bombings. It's easier to clean up de is than to demolish everything ourselves. When the war will be over, reconstruction will be quick. We spent thousands of hours together with these replicas. You're a true genius, Speer. Yes, absolutely. Only you and I know that the Third Reich would be inconceivable... ...with only warehouses and factories. Skyscrapers and hotels. This Third Reich will be a treasury full of art and culture... ...that will survive thousands of years. We see, before us, the ancient cities, the Acropolis... We see the medieval cities... the cathedrals... ...and we know that the people need that. Indeed, Speer. That was my vision... ...and it still is. Mein F³hrer, if you want to realize these plans, you must leave Berlin. Eva, you say something. He's the F³hrer. He knows what's best. You must leave Berlin. The Russians almost have us isolated. I can't do that, my child. I would be like a lama priest with an empty prayer wheel. I have to solve the problem, here in Berlin, or perish. Speer... ...what do you think? You have to be on the stage when the curtain falls. Reload. Go away. Leave me alone. How old are you? Twelve? And you? Fourteen? Why are you here? To play at war? Go home. Who are you? What do you want? I want my son. Alive. You should be proud. He destroyed two tanks. The F³hrer will decorate him for it, today. You're still young. At which front did you fight? I haven't had the honour yet. Count yourself lucky. Send the children home. We'll defend this position to the last man. Which position? This is not a position, it's a trap. The Russians will come from two sides and you won't be able to get out. We'll shoot back. -What with? With the anti-aircraft guns. The Russians will arrive with several armies, tanks and heavy artillery. Do you really think you'll last even five minutes? We promised the F³hrer. Don't you understand? The war is lost. Coward. Go away. Right now. If you're still here when the Russians arrive, you'll all be dead. The 9th army had to retreat or they would have been decimated... We won't retreat the 9th army. Busse must fight where he stands. F³hrer, then the 9th army is lost. We'll push back the Soviet armies in the north and east... ...with a ruthless, mighty attack. Using which units? Steiner will attack from the north and join the 9th army. The 9th army is unable to move. The enemy outnumbers us ten times. Wenck's 12th army must support them. The 12th army is approaching the Elbe. -Then it must turn around. Then the western front would be open. -Do you doubt my orders? I think I've been clear enough. The Allies will see that only we can stop the Bolsheviks. We have to keep Berlin and make a deal with the Americans. Mohnke, you're here. -Mein F³hrer. Today, 'Clausewitz' started. Berlin will be a front city. You will be the commander of the defensive circle around the citadel. We'll fight until the last man, in Berlin. There are still three million civilians here. They have to be evacuated. I understand your concern, Mohnke. But we have to be cold as ice. We can't spend any energy on so-called civilians. With all due respect, what will happen to the women and children... ...and the thousands of wounded and elderly? In a war such as this one, there are no civilians. The F³hrer has lost all sense of reality. He's moving divisions around that no longer exist. Gruppe Steiner has been scattered, yet Steiner must attack. Madness. But why don't you tell him that? -He doesn't listen to reason. Something has to happen. -Are you crazy? He'll throw us out. We're soldiers. We took an oath. Does that mean we can't use our own ains anymore? And that's coming from you? A ruthless careerist? I beg your pardon? Where were you? -None of your business. The most successful tank hunters of the Berlin Hitler-Jugend stand before you. I'm proud of you. This boy took out two tanks using anti-tank shells. His name is Peter Kranz. -So you're Peter. I wish my generals were as ave as you. Very good. You've made history. And when Germania will rise from these ruins... ...you will be the heroes. Heil, to you. I don't know about you, but I prefer air raids. What will happen to us? -I could go if I wanted to. But everybody is deserting him. We can't all go, can we? I can't go either. I wouldn't know where to go. My parents and all my friends warned me. Don't get involved with the Nazis. What should I say: 'Hello, I made a mistake'? 'When things went wrong, I admitted my mistake.' Life will go on. What do you think, Herr Oberst? -We have to go. Go where? -I don't know. Wherever they need us. Let's go upstairs. We'll party. Come on. Come, children. We should have fun today. Wherever the enemy goes, all they find is destruction. That's the death sentence for the German people. No power, no gas, no drinking water, no coal, no traffic. If you destroy everything, our country will go back to the Middle Ages. This order denies the people any chance of survival. If the war is lost, what does it matter that the people are lost too? The primary necessities of life of the German people aren't relevant, right now. On the contrary. We'd best destroy them ourselves. Our people turned out weak... ...and according to the laws of nature, they should die out. They're your people. You're their F³hrer. What remains after this battle... ...is only the inferior. The superior will have fallen. Come along. You have to dance. Care to dance, Frõulein Braun? -I'd love to. May I? -Go ahead. What's wrong? We have to leave Berlin, Eva. You must convince him. Or else, come with me. You'll die. Can somebody play some music? I want to dance. Dance. Do you have a request? -As long as it swings. Traudl. It's all so unreal. It's like a dream you can't get out of. It keeps on going. Gerda, I don't feel well. Traudl, come. I did not move... I did not move my command post. To the west? How so? I'm at 1000 meters from the enemy. -General. And, general? I'll be executed. -What? Why? They think I moved my command post to the west. Be sensible, general. -Come along. Schenck. -Mohnke. I'm under the chancellery. I'm commander of the citadel now. I need help. -That will be difficult. Everything's gone. My assistant and I are the only ones here. You're a doctor, aren't you? -Yes, an internist. Commandeer a car and ing all the medication... ...you can find, to me. I'll do my best. -Thanks. Hurry. I need to talk to the F³hrer. What about? -I'm going to be executed. Wait here. Your weapon, please. Not here. Guard post 2. Understood. General... Not you. What's going on here? Why am I going to be executed? You know that any evasive manoeuvre towards the west is forbidden. Officers who don't obey, must be executed. What do you mean? My troops have been fighting for days. My command post is a kilometre away from the front line. Continue. Do you see this? I don't want you to use that tone with me. And now, do whatever you feel you must. It's best if you tell this to the F³hrer yourself. Come along. You can't pass, Oberst. -Orders from igade f³hrer I have to get into the hospital. We need medication. There's nobody left. They all took off. And the wounded? -How should I know? I'm going to have a look. You stay here. Be very careful. There are lots of Russians here. See that? That's where the Reich ends. Behind it, is Russkie land. May I? He's damned stubborn. Why doesn't he let me do that? I should have been back by now. Are you sure the F³hrer still needs me? Drink. -F³hrer's orders. You made a big impression on the F³hrer. But you don't think Steiner will attack, do you? I doubt whether Steiner is able to do anything... ...but you probably know that better than I do. If Steiner doesn't attack, Berlin is lost. The F³hrer was impressed with your report. He puts you in command of the defence of Berlin. I'd have preferred it if he executed me. Let them get closer. Tank alert. Take it easy. Wait, kid. They're still too far. Is it German artillery that I hear? -I'm afraid not. But hasn't Steiner's attack started? You have to go as fast as you can. Time is running out. But the F³hrer has the situation under control. Steiner will make all the difference. He says it will change military history. Everybody, but the F³hrer, knows that's a fantasy. I even wonder if he believes it himself. -Why would he be playing games? What does he have to lose? I don't believe a word of it. The enemy made a eakthrough. They took Zossen and are advancing towards Stahnsdorf. They're at the northern city border, between Frohnau and Pankow. In the east, they reached Lichtenberg, Mahlsdorf and Karlshorst. If Steiner attacks, everything will be alright. Mein F³hrer... Steiner... Steiner didn't have enough force. The attack didn't take place. The following stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf. That was an order. Steiner's attack was an order. How dare you ignore my orders? Is this what it came to? The military, everybody lied to me. Even the SS. The generals are no more than a bunch of disloyal cowards. I don't allow that... Cowards, traitors and incompetents. -F³hrer, this is outrageous. The generals are the scum of the German people. No sense of honour. You call yourself general because you spent years at the academy... ...where you only learnt to use knife and fork. For years, the military obstructed me. All you ever did is thwart me. I should have had... ...all the high officers executed. Like Stalin did. I never went to the academy. But I conquered all of Europe on my own. Traitors. I've been betrayed and deceived from the start. Such enormous betrayal of the German people. But all these traitors will pay. With their own blood. They will drown in their own blood. Relax, Gerda. All my orders have been ignored. How can I be a leader under these circumstances? It's over. The war is lost. But if you think this means I'll leave Berlin... ...you're wrong. I'd rather shoot a bullet through my head. Do what you want. The F³hrer wasn't serious about killing himself, was he? Frau Junge, Frau Christian. Get changed. In one hour, a plane will take you south. Everything is lost. Completely lost. You know I'll stay with you. You can't send me away. I'm staying too, mein F³hrer. Now what? Time to end this charade. Do you want us to stop fighting? That's inconceivable. The F³hrer doesn't want us to capitulate. No more November 1918. Ever. But he doesn't want to be in charge anymore. He said: 'Do what you want'. Nobody can replace him. He's the F³hrer. The F³hrer's confused. He'll recover. Great. And then what? No capitulation. That was never his intention. We owe it to him. -Hollow phrases. We have to act now. Or it will be too late. You're only looking after yourself. -Mind your words. Damn. We'll never get out of here alive. It's all over. We've got to wait. Even the F³hrer doesn't believe in it anymore. What will happen to us? G³nsche says there's a tunnel that goes under the Russian lines. Why did you say you wanted to stay with him? I don't know. Honestly. It stopped. Let's go for a walk. Traudl. Look here. I'm lighting another one. Let's go down again. Where do they come from? -Volkssturm. Drafted this afternoon. They have to get out of the field of fire. The Volkssturm is under the direct command of Dr. Goebbels. I want them to go away from there. This is insane. I'll take the responsibility. I think this is wrong. -Great. Stop. Lights out. Stop. Stay where you are. Stay where you are. -Alright, Germans. Help. They want to kill us. -What is all this? A Greifkommando. -You're kidding. Stop it. Let those men go. What's this? You have no authority here. These men are on the run. Traitors will be killed. They're old men. Civilians. You can't do this. Who's going to stop me? You maybe? Stop it. That's enough. Dismissed. This man's a doctor. Can you operate? -Not really. Don't let the children take too many toys. And not too much nightwear. That's no longer needed. Herr Minister... -Frau Junge, my family will arrive soon. Can you look after them for a moment? Thank you. Brigade f³hrer, what can I do for you? Your Volkssturm is an easy prey for the Russians. They have neither combat experience nor good weapons. Their unconditional belief in the final victory makes up for that. Herr Minister, without weapons these men can't fight. Their deaths will be pointless. I don't pity them. I repeat: I don't pity them. The people called this upon themselves. This may come as a surprise to you. Don't fool yourself. We didn't force the people. They gave us a mandate. And now they're paying for it. Eva, you have to leave the F³hrer. Don't be stupid. This is about life and death. How can you say that? Where are you? I decided not to die in Berlin. Does my sister know where you are? -Think about it. I'll call you back. Children, your room is to the right. Wait for me. Hello, Frau Goebbels. -Good to see you, Frau Junge. Line up, children. Helga, come. Line up. Let's make ourselves look good and then we go say hello to uncle Hitler. Do you remember the song? The best thing to do is to shoot yourself in the mouth. You won't feel a thing. You'll be dead right away. I want to be a beautiful corpse. I'll take poison. If I have to die, at least without any pain. That's definitely painless. It paralyses the nervous system and the respiratory system. A matter of seconds. Can I have one too? -Me too. Himmler provided me well. Thank you. I would have liked to give you a nicer present. Berlin, 23 April 1945. Dear sister. I'm sorry to write you this. But this is how it is. It could be over any moment. First of all: Hermann isn't with us. But I'm sure you'll see him again. He'll get through this and he'll fight from Bavaria. The F³hrer lost all hope of a good outcome. Dear son. I don't know if you'll receive this letter. Maybe someone will allow me to send you a last greeting. I stayed with daddy against his will. Last Sunday, the F³hrer wanted to help me escape. But you know your mother. We have the same blood. I won't even think about it. Our ideology's going down the drain... ...and with it, everything that made life beautiful and worthwhile. After the F³hrer and National Socialism, there's nothing left to live for. That's why I ought the children too. They're too good for the life that awaits them. God will have mercy on me if I ing them redemption myself. I'll wear my acelet with the green stone until the very end. After that, I want you to always wear it. Unfortunately, my diamond watch is with the watchmaker. I included the address below. I hope you're lucky enough to get it. I want you to get it. You'll also get the acelet with the topaz pendant. A birthday present from the F³hrer. I owe some money to the Heise company. There may be more debts, but no more than 1500 Reichsmarks. All correspondence with the F³hrer must be burnt. I'm sending you some food and tobacco. The coffee is also for Lindner and Kathl. The cigarettes are for Mandi, the tobacco for daddy, the chocolate for mummy. I can't think of anything else. That's it for today. Dear sister, I wish you lots of happiness. And remember, you will see Hermann again. The warmest regards and a kiss from... ...your sister. Inge. Listen, Keitel. I want you to leave this evening. Go to D÷nitz and help him with the organisation. Things have to be started up again. I don't understand you. We have no more oil fields. That's catastrophic. It makes any serious operation impossible. When everything has been solved here, we must get the oil fields back. Any questions? -No, mein F³hrer. Good. Have a good trip. ...do you agree that I take charge... ...with complete freedom of action? If I receive no reply by 2200 hours... ...I'll assume you have been incapacitated. I will then act on behalf of the country and the motherland. That's high treason. And betrayal of you. G÷ring's concerns are not entirely unjustified. If our communication system fails... ...we'll be cut off from the outside world. We won't be able to issue orders anymore. I think G÷ring wants to seize the power. I never trusted his clique on the Obersalzberg. This looks like a coup. The loser, the sponger. A parvenu, a lazy bastard. How dare he say I'm incapacitated? Hello. -How did you get into Berlin? It wasn't easy, but I must speak to the F³hrer. If I were you, I'd wait a bit. The Luftwaffe. What did he turn that into? For that alone, he should be executed. This morphine addict corrupted the country. And now this. He's betraying me. Me of all people. I want G÷ring stripped of his power, right away. And, in case I don't survive the war... ...he must be executed immediately. What's going to happen to us? Is there any hope left? Frau Junge, leave from here before it's too late. The F³hrer wants to stay. We can't leave him behind, can we? He doesn't need anybody for what awaits him. And least of all you. But Herr Goebbels and his wife stay here. And the children. But the children... I have always believed... ...that there was a way out. Come in. Albert. Hello. You have a fever. Albert, I can't stand it anymore. Why don't you leave with the children, Magda? Leave? And go where? I can arrange for you to be taken to Schwanenwerder by barge. You can hide until everything's over. It won't be long now anyway. I thought about it. My children cannot grow up in a world without National Socialism. Think about it. The children have a right to a future. If National Socialism dies, there will be no future. I can't believe you really want that. Go now. Come in. I knew you'd come. You wouldn't desert the F³hrer. I've come to say goodbye to the F³hrer. I'm going back to Hamburg tonight. Of course, you must go. Sit down. I took some furniture you designed. I couldn't leave it behind. Please, you must not have eaten all day. That's true. It's very important that you came. It shows him you're on his side. Did he ever doubt that? Lately, he often thought you were against him too. I always said you'd come and here you are. I think he liked it that you advised him to stay in Berlin. I also think it's best. And, you know... ...it may sound strange... ...but I'm really happy here. And I'm not afraid. You came. -Mein F³hrer, I... It's good. Let's sit down. I had great plans for the Germans and the world. Nobody understood me. Not even my old others in arms. The opportunities we had. The whole world was ours to grab. Too late. I can only be proud for openly fighting the Jews... ...and for cleansing the Lebensraum from the Jewish poison. I don't find it hard to continue. One ief moment... ...and then eternal peace. But please spare the people, mein F³hrer. If my people cannot endure this ordeal... ...I won't shed a tear. They get what they deserve. They called this fate upon themselves. For months... ...I have to tell you this... ...for months I have sabotaged your orders for destruction. I not only ignored your orders, but even acted against them. I had to tell you. This never compromised my personal loyalty to you. So you're leaving. Good. Goodbye. I wish you all the best. Eat well, gentlemen. Peter. It's alright, son. He has a fever. Yes, but he's alive. Loyalty and courage still exist in this world. Ritter von Greim and Frõulein Reitsch, how good... ...that the both of you arrived more or less unharmed. Sit down. We came under heavy fire, but still arrived in Gatow. From there, we couldn't continue. We flew in a Fieseler Storch, over the Russian lines... ...and landed on the East-West axis, close to here. Before landing, the Soviets had a go at us. General Von Greim, I appoint you supreme commander of the Luftwaffe. I hereby promote you to General-Feldmarschall. A big responsibility rests on your shoulders. You have to rebuild the Luftwaffe from scratch. Many mistakes have been made. Be ruthless. Life doesn't forgive weakness. This so-called humanity is religious drivel. Compassion is an eternal sin. To feel compassion for the weak... ...is a betrayal of nature. The strong can only triumph if the weak are exterminated. Being loyal to this law, I've never had compassion. Being loyal to this law, I've never had compassion. I've always been ruthless when faced with internal... ...opposition from other races. And that's the only way. Apes, for instance,... ...kill all the odd ones. And what applies to apes, must definitely apply to humans. Himmler made an offer to surrender... ...to the allied powers. Via Count Bernadotte.

A message from English radio. Himmler. Himmler of all people. The most loyal of my loyals. That's the worst betrayal. Göring, he was corrupt. Always has been. Speer, an absent-minded artist. All the others: yes. But Himmler? Has he gone insane? He must have told them I'm sick. Maybe even dead. Leave me alone with Ritter Von Greim and Fräulein Reitsch. And get Fegelein. -We don't know where he is. What? He's Himmler's assistant. He must be available. We haven't seen him for days. -I want a report immediately. Please stay here, Doctor. You and Greim must go as quickly as possible. Fly to Dönitz. Tell him to do anything it takes to punish Himmler. We've decided to die with you. Thank you for this proof of loyalty. But Himmler must die. He committed treason. He's no longer privvy to my plans. Mein Führer? Do you think I'll sit and wait until those Jewish swine slaughter me? This is part of a huge decoy manoeuvre. I've allowed the enemy... ...to invade the Reich and they think they've won. But mark my words: they have another thing coming. Dönitz is mobilising in the north. Kesselring in the south. We'll surround the enemy and crush them. From Prague, three armies will attack the Russians, simultaneously, from the back. I didn't know we still had so many reserve troops. I made sure you'll soon have a 1000 of the most modern... ...jets at your disposal. With those, you can make the Luftwaffe ready for battle again. I kneel to your genius, at the altar of the motherland. Heil, mein Führer. You also request to leave Berlin? Mein Führer, as you know, all medical departments... ...that fall under the SS and Himmler, have left Berlin. Himmler is a traitor. He won't escape punishment. Mein Führer, as Reichsarzt SS, I have no more work here. Your request to leave Berlin is unacceptable. My family... If the Russians... I must leave. You did nothing wrong. Future generations will thank you for you medical research. I take all the responsibility. We'll talk about it later. Gruppenführer Fegelein cannot be found. He's not in the bunker. What, you can't find Fegelein? Keep searching. I need to talk to him. Immediately. If he left just like that, that's desertion. Treason. Bring me Fegelein. Fegelein. Fegelein. Daddy, why are you wearing your Sunday uniform? Ernst, is something wrong? -No. Thank you. Brigitte is hungry too. Ilse, you should eat something as well. Thank you. -There you go. Thank you. What is it? -Gruppenführer, you're under arrest. What? -You're suspected of desertion. Get dressed. You'll come with us. Search the room. Let go of me. You can't give me orders. You can't have Hermann executed, can you? There's no doubt. He wanted to flee. What does it matter? Everything's over. Think of my poor sister. She's pregnant by Hermann. He collaborated with Himmler. He's a traitor. There's no mercy for traitors. No compassion for them. He'll be court-martialled and executed. What's the point of that? It is my wish. You're the Führer. Speak. The Russians are advancing more and more. There are no more reserves. Supplies from the air are impossible. There is no ammunition coming in anymore. In the north, the Russians are standing in front of the Weidendammer idge. In the east: Lustgarten. Potsdammer Platz. Tiergarten, about 400 metres away from the chancellery. How long can you hold out? -At most, two days. Including the government area? -Yes. As a soldier, I suggest we flee Berlin. It's surrounded. The battle of Berlin killed about 20,000 of our best officers. That's what young people are for. What you suggest is insane. Ridiculous. Think of the thousands of wounded. We can't help them. Mein Führer, the orders have been written. I give you my word... The Führer cannot make a honourless disappearance from world history. Even if an advance is successful... ...I'll end up in another troublesome situation. I'd have to stay in the open air or on a farm... ...and wait for the end. Wenck is advancing with the 12th army. He can join the 9th... ...and give the Russians the final blow. Wenck's an excellent fellow. Send a telegram to Immediately report to me the following: 1. Where are Wenck's vanguard located? 2. When will they attack again? 3. Where is the 9th army? 4. Where will the 9th make a eakthrough? You'll see, gentlemen. I'll be right. Wenck will come. Wenck will come. I want to know if Wenck can do anything at all. It's unlikely that Wenck's small amount of troops... What's unlikely about the offensive? -Wenck can't do anything anymore. Then why don't you tell the Führer that? Has everybody gone mad? Do you think the Führer doesn't know? He'll never surrender. And neither will we. I've been through that once. Never again. Come along. I have to go. Stop right there. Heil Hitler. Excuse me. I fell asleep. Did you get some rest, my child? In shorthand. My political will. More than 30 years have passed... ...since I made my contribution as a volunteer... ...during the first World War. During those 30 years, I learnt to think, act and live... ...out of love and loyalty for my people. Excuse me. The shooting. -Please sit down. Centuries will pass... ...but from the ruins of our cities and monuments... ...the hatred of the people... ...who did this to us, will continue to flare up. International Judaism and its allies. What is it, Herr Minister? Imagine this. The Führer wants me to leave Berlin. He ordered it. I've never ignored an order from the Führer. But I will ignore this order. I'll stay with the Führer. Please, Frau Junge... ...I want to dictate my will to you. I'm typing the Führer's will. Good. I understand. Some other time. Mein Führer, according to the racial law I'm obliged to ask you: Mein Führer, are you of Aryan descent? Can I see your identity card? You're talking to the Führer here. -Alright then. And you, Fräulein Braun, are you of Aryan descent? Then there's nothing to stop us. I'm asking you now: Do you, mein Führer, Adolf Hitler... ...take Eva Braun, present here, as your wife? Answer 'yes'. Do you, Eva Braun, take Führer Adolf Hitler, present here... ...as your husband? Answer 'yes'. Then I declare you man and wife. Two men here. Everything will be alright. You must go to the Führer right away. -Now? How long can we hold out? -Twenty hours, no more. The Russians are close. At the moment, we forced them to stop. You know, Mohnke. The western democracies are decadent. They'll succumb to the people from the east. All the best. Thank you. It wasn't just for Germany. A message from Keitel. 1. Wenck's vanguard are stuck south of Schwielowsee. 2. The 12th army can't continue the attack on Berlin. 3. The 9th army is completely surrounded. What do we do when the last ammunition reserves have been exhausted? I'll never surrender. Never. I forbid you, and the other commanders, to surrender. Listen, Günsche. My wife and I are going to commit suicide. I don't want my corpse exposed by the Russians. I don't want them to get me, dead or alive. I want to be burnt and never to be found. Günsche, I want you to promise me... ...that you will do all that it takes. Mein Führer... ...this is a terrible order, but I will execute it. Kempka. -Erich, I need 200 litres of petrol. Are you mad? Where should I find them? From the parked vehicles. What's all that petrol for? -I can't say. Come, please. The Führer wants to see us. Should I tell the Führer you're indisposed? It's only my collapsed lung. I'll die soon anyway. Excuse me. Over here, Herr Professor. One moment, please. Excuse me. I'm sorry to interrupt your important work. Mein Führer, keep faith in the final victory. Lead us and we shall follow. Come along. Join the gang. Come. Have a drink. Besides drinking, there's little we can do. -Do sit down. That's better. Yes, the situation is pretty shitty. Can we sit down? -Please do, Fräulein... Frau... -That's Frau Hitler. It's alright. A pity we can't go outside anymore. Only if you want to die a heroic death. Fritz, control yourself a bit. -Yes. Control. Take cover. What are you doing here? -I have to report to the Führer. You can't right now. Sit down. Sit. Drink. Let me introduce Frau Hitler. So young and so many decorations. You must be proud. Excuse me. I'm not used to drinking anymore. You can use our toilet. If your hand shakes, the bullet might only hit an optic nerve. That's why it's good to also take the poison. When you bite through the capsule, pull the trigger. Will I have enough time? The poison starts working after one or two seconds. Tornow, you too. Come Blondi. You know, Frau Junge, I've known... my husband for more than 15 years. But when I think about it, I know nothing about him. Even though he likes to talk. I longed for Berlin, but he's so different now. He only talks about dogs and vegetarian food now. I hate Blondi. I sometimes kick her and Adolf then wonders why she acts strange. I think he doesn't want anybody to really know him. ...he can be so caring in his private life. And then he uses that rude language again. When he's the Führer, you mean? Come, let's smoke another one. I'm sorry. You have so many worries and here I am, whining. Frau Junge, I'm giving you this coat as a goodbye present. I like fashionable ladies. I want you to enjoy it. What a surprise. Thank you. I just don't know where and when I can wear it. Please, try to get out of here. Promise me. Thank you. That was very good, Fräulein Manziarly. The time has come. It's finished. The Führer wants to say goodbye. Come with me. You're the avest mother of the Reich. Führer, you made me the happiest woman in Germany. Salute my beautiful Bavaria. Children, what are you doing here? We want to see aunt Eva and uncle Hitler. Have you eaten anything yet? -Only eakfast. Stay here, I'll get something to eat. I'll be right back. Comrades, this is the latest news from the outside. Berlin is full of warehouses: There were houses here, there were houses there. Herr Günsche, I want to speak to the Führer. Please, I have to. Frau Goebbels, the Führer doesn't want to be disturbed. Please, Günsche, just for a moment. Please. Mein Führer, Frau Goebbels is here. What is it? Mein Führer, I beg you: Leave Berlin. Don't leave us Führer. What will become of us? Tomorrow, I'll be cursed by millions, but that's how it is. Get up. Come. Come. Aunt Traudl, I like it when it thunders. Why? -Nothing can happen to us here. Can it? -No. Gotcha. Reichsleiter, it's over. The Führer is dead. There's daddy. Are you crazy? For that damned petrol of yours... Erich, shut up. Stand back. Come on, continue. Continue. No, don't. Let grandpa go. Order. Order. We must have order. Order has to return. This way. We know the way. You can trust us. Hurry. I was on the side of the Red Beasts. I supported the Bolsheviks. Let's hope the Russians got our message. We'll soon find out. -Or not. What news do you have, General? Adolf Hitler and his wife committed suicide in the bunker. The new government authorised me... ...to start peace talks... ...between our countries, that both suffered severe losses. General, if you were me, would you make peace with you? My government will never accept unconditional surrender. Given the situation, you have no other choice. Surrender? Never. That's shameful. Years ago, I conquered Berlin on the Reds... ...and I'll defend the city to my dying day. In the short time I have as Chancellor... ...I'll never sign a surrender treaty. It's for the sake of the people. -The Führer's orders are final. This is crazy. We have to start negotiations. I repeat, gentlemen: I do not surrender. Send a message to Marshal Zhukov. -Zhukov? What's happening? -We're surrendering. Then I must kill you. The Führer forbids any surrender. How long does it work? -Around four hours. Children, the doctor has the medication I told you about. It's a bit bitter, but it will work. A sip for everybody. Who wants to go first? Heide, you're always so ave? Have another sip. See? That wasn't so bad. Well done. Helmut. This medication makes sure you don't get ill in this humid bunker. But it's not humid in the bunker. Well done. Helga. I don't want to. What's that? Do you want to get sick? -Please, mama. I don't want to drink it. Don't cry, baby. That doesn't help. You have to drink the medicine. Helga. Come on, open your mouth. Goodnight, children. One day the lie will fall apart... ...and there will be light in the darkness. Please read that. One day the lie will fall apart and there will be light in the darkness. Let's do it differently. One day the lie will collapse... ...and truth will triumph once again. At that moment, we will stand above everybody... ...pure and... immaculate. We don't stand a chance. -So what? I want to get away. How do we get through the lines? Doesn't matter. I'm not staying another minute. We'll die. -It won't be that bad, surely. If we stay, the Russians will get us for sure. All the best. Come, let's go. On 30 April 1945, the Führer committed suicide... ...and in doing so, he deserted everybody who was loyal to him. You, German soldiers, were loyal to the Führer and were prepared... ...to continue the battle for Berlin, although ammunition was in short supply... ...and further resistance was pointless. I hereby declare an immediate cease-fire. Each hour you continue fighting... ...prolongs the suffering of the people of Berlin and of our wounded. In agreement with the supreme command of the Soviet troops... ...I order you to stop fighting immediately. Weidling, former commander of the Berlin defence area. A glass of water, please. I don't need you anymore. The game's over. It's time. -Don't you see what's going on here? I insist that you help us, as a doctor. Alright, then. Go. You did a lot. Thank you. Schädle, hurry. Come on. -I'm not going anywhere anymore. Come along. Are you alright? -Keep going. Sturmmann Krüger and his group defended the Wolf Bridge... ...and he receives the Iron Cross. Sturmmann Wagner took out two machine-gun nests... ...and therefore, receives the Iron Cross. Sturmmann Rauch has gotten messages through the lines... ...and receives the Iron Cross. The others are coming. Take cover, Müller. Who's that? A German. Herr Hewel? Thank God, you're alive. Where are the others? I don't know, Frau Junge. Somewhere. Maybe. Most people from my group must be dead. I should never have left that bunker. I should have shot myself, but I couldn't. Eat something first. There's always enough time to die. You stay with the women. Come along. The Russians have surrounded us. -What's going to happen to us? Maybe you can get through. You could try. I'm not taking another step. Think about it. The Russians are after us. As a woman, you might have a chance. Try it. Good luck. When you walk past the Russians, don't look them in the eyes. Remember that well. All the best. The Russians. Gerda, let's go. -You go. I'm exhausted. -Please. I have to give it a try. Don't be angry with me. I'll be alright. Herr Doktor. My comrades want to surrender. Can I join you? The Führer's dead. Do you want to continue the war on your own? I'm obliged by my oath. Then you'd better go to the Brigadeführer. The Russians are evacuating the square. -So? No opposition. No shooting. Then they'll be here within the hour. What shall we do? We can't surrender. -What exactly do you mean? When the Russians come, we'll empty our weapons on them. The last bullets are for ourselves. -That's radical. Is this prestigious murder and suicide our only option? We're SS officers. We can't survive the Führer. Who agrees with me? Come and sit down with me? -Please. Why do you want to continue living? -And you? Why do you want to die? See this? The Führer gave it to me personally. As a last decoration? -Maybe. A goodbye present from Hitler. I had to promise him something. If the Russians get me, I have to kill myself. Did he make you promise that? But why? Maybe he didn't want me to be forced... ...to say anything bad about him. But, as a diplomat, you're under international protection. Who will benefit if you stick to your deal? There they are. Don't shoot, comrades. We surrendered. The war is over. It's over. Complete surrender took place on 7 May 1945. Hostilities were suspended on 8 May. The war took the lives of more than 50 million people. 6 million Jews were killed in German concentration camps. Gerda Christian managed to escape and avoid imprisonment. She died in Düsseldorf on 14 April 1997. Dr. Schenck was released in 1953 by the Soviets. He died in Aachen on 21 December 1998. Wilhelm Mohnke was released by the Soviets in 1955. He died in Damp, near Eckernförde, on 6 August 2001. Helmut Weidling died in captivity, in 1955. Werner Haase was arrested in the bunker, by the Red Army. He died in captivity, in 1945. Otto Günsche was arrested by the Soviets. He was released in 1956 and died in Lohmar, in 2003. Hanna Reitsch survived the war and would eak many flying records. She died on 28 August 1979. Robert Ritter von Greim committed suicide on 24 May 1945. Linge and Hentschel were arrested by the Soviets. Linge was released in 1955 and died in 1980. Hentschel was released in 1949 and died in 1982. Constanze Manziarly disappeared without a trace, during her flight. Albert Speer was arrested in Flensburg, in 1945. He was sentenced to 20 years, in Nuremberg. He was released in 1966 and died in London, in 1981. Keitel and Jodl were sentenced to death in Nuremberg and executed. Hermann Göring was sentenced to death. He committed suicide in his cell, shortly before his execution. Heinrich Himmler tried to escape using a false name. After he was found out, he committed suicide. Martin Bormann and Ludwig Stumpfegger committed suicide... ...on 2 May 1945, near the Lehrter Bahnhof. Rochus Misch was released by the Soviets in 1955. He still lives in Berlin. Traudl Junge was classified as a 'young follower'. She worked as a secretary and lived in Munich, until her death in 2002. All the horror I heard about during the Nuremberg trial... ...the 6 million Jews, dissidents or people of another race... ...who died, shocked me deeply. But I hadn't made the connection with my own past yet. I reassured myself by thinking I wasn't personally guilty of it. And that I hadn't known about the sheer size of it. But one day, I walked past a commemorative plaque... ...for Sophie Scholl, here in the Franz-Joseph-Strasse. I saw that she was my age... ...and that she was executed in the year I joined Hitler. And only then did I realise... that youth is no excuse. And that it might have been possible to find out the truth. DOWNFALL

-=THE LAST FANTASY=- Proudly Presents This subtitle is only supplied for educational purposes it is strictly prohibited as commercial benefits -=TLF-DivX Sub Team=- -Zhe- -Zhe- A Storm in Summer That's true Quiet! almost 40 'Cause that exam needs a lot of concentration We have to corporate with girls We'll know shortly Oh yeah Excellent My ladies and genltmen A very famous team unbelievably outstanding teamates and leader they row so gorgeously two paddle rowing perfectly incredibly swiming forward incredible... hi Tobi Just concentrate for a while when running still speaks so much huh? yeah alright! that's enough! It's great Tobi Tobi speak! en, speak! Tobi You know this water is not clean at all boring it passed 2 right now is 2:15 it's not funny at all it's not as easy as a sorry can do This is my hope You're the greatest kids You're always wandering around -we just forgot... -stop gentlemen before they move you should have been here by now Tobi Thanks don't kiss here Tobi don't forget what I told you and also, don't miss the training bus take care Tobi did pretty well very good adjust your paddle row... don't just look do what you should do concentrate let's see video this weekend what's interesting about it you only feel interested about easts we're going to be with a bunch of big boob girls next week en... I mean the girl team from Berlin big city girls sexy and open like you're old day right? be prepared of the starting pose row what? come to help out isn't it too late? it's your turn to do cleaning it's useless hey,look at you, like a straw exactly like a straw totally a straw it's not like that at all ok ok ok I'm a straw then? then it's good let's have a good time I think oh, woman body I love it it's hot concentrate I'm coming! 80 year RSC This is the only thing 80 years of age have a good time tonight I wish everyone have a good time tonight ours Harson Dastler Sportsman came from Bayern stand up yes yes Lu Carl price winner every body be quiet! My buddy dreamt about being a top rower he was sick and turn to make luggage goat bag it's comfortable to carry on the back My god bless our team let's dance hi thanks your skirt strange must be the prettiest of today oh no no it is, I thought so it's gorgeous en,you're also here for a drink? yes great! then? I wish to chat with you more 1,2,3 what's that bull shit idea? ha ha it's important to point to the right direction it's a perfect routine like your ears huh? so what should I do with this? look it's too choking right now I yell the slogan ready throw I already planed you know leaving summer of next year just two of us where? travel to other countries of Europe America,Mexico.... best to go to Mexico yeah, it's crap that's decide then you mean all 40 people together? I guess I think it's the other way around you and Anke Evin, you, Sandra, and Anke Evin with you you're not friends anymore or what? what? it's totally 2 different things yeah you're right I understand we're good buddy we can't let girls to tear us apart you're not in love with Frank are you? i'm sorry what's wrong...? what? not about us this is not because of Anke right? I guess It's about her and me It's not our business and you wanna joining too? you...buddy we're good buddy look isn't this great? yeah, it's great I wish I can change actually come on the time is over they'll oadcast in awhile we have to record this welcome everyone goodbye mom hello everyone don't forget your bag you... it's great to have you with Tobi you two together... I mean... Real together... en, that is... good Sarmasandoli Orphin castle you're still a boy it's my personal advise for you you have to know why you're going understand? do your best better than your best I'll do my best -cheer up so the Berlin girl team still coming? just in a minute oh they'll compete with us you can see Doro must just like you always wished haha Please watch materials in your hands there is concrete rules don't disturb each other teams you know Sachsen team yes West East... oh ok KoenerDiesburg team East Then Berlin team whatever -must make sure - what do you mean concrete? alright any problem? yes what's this boat? middle... shitty Martin's sleeping bag, haha don't fool around, we've got work to do it's annoying ave man stand up hi Tobi there is the Catholicism Sachsen team's camp site a girl team take a rest just as funny as your ear where is berlin team? whatever it is what when did they say that? stupid just stop right there just right here facing the lake we can see the water too sorry because Martin just what to camp over there oh is it? doesn't matter we'll go find some where else ok come on look, water over there is beautiful don't forget we're going to do practice watch out the skills skills put hands in front of your chest cross your fingers Hanzil en this is expired air resuscitation (EAR) no nose? it's quite logic both of them now switch position let me help him ok? ok Anke should be here is this ok? any doctors? we need a doctor this is a practice or what? it's a rescue practice? - why you need help? what's wrong I don't know he always holding his belly we're setting up the tent He doesn't look good have to take a look who's giving me a hand? how many? you ok no pull his hand off to take a look 1,2,3 what's wrong oh no, it's horrible let me take a look what's going on no no no he better do it one his own it's not good have to see a doctor use my car or call the ambulance just let him lay there for awhile find something cold can you do it yourself? it's ok doctor will take care of that hi we can row our boat to there.. hi, look isn't this Door? yes yes row the boat there... it's impossible why it can't be shake it's like riding a bumping car what are you talking about? I'm just listen my best friend don't be so naughty this is a class I'm understanding like this, correct? You two are together you and him, you and him en , yeah I'm Tobi, this is Archim -hi we haven't seem each other right? Marzu, you? Schwachi ok I'm so sorry still not knowing each other we live together although we're not the same team but we train together no no no you'll know when it's over no one can beat us we're the best yo how come I didn't see Berlin girl team? they're not joining what's wrong sick They have the rights not joining oh, my god bless them give you some advises don't ever think about them come on give it a try you can see even with t-shirt on so you were EMI? yeah, yes but not exactly oh is it? your name is too special yeah, a very strange name no, we're gay what about over there? hi young man, we're there this is our time and specific location come on time is arranged hi little boy right? what's wrong? why you all just standing there? foods are there this is not a good idea this is a terrible question but they're not here but this is not so good isn't it? -what? look at the surface of the water what? can you row on that thing? just see if you have the chance so is gay looks disgusting? if that's it, then you can say so maybe he's just kidding then it's not sex like gay did this is just my hope, I try to understand him from basis he has good relationships with Berlin girl team not bad to Sachsen's too wha'ts this to do with Sachsen's team Yue said that Yue said he is gay how can he think so bias I'm saying gay stuff, and I'm gay what are you talking about? don't forget we need to practice tomorrow I'll go for a walk are you going? don't forget the sleeping hour sorry good night what you say Tobi think of me? when you sit with Archim I think it's a transitional period don't worry I think he doesn't like me at all but it's always like that I don't want anything I'm just taking whatever it is they arranged all these what are you saying? I've always wanted to sleep with Archim but this is not right oh no I'm not saying this what do I have now? why? you don't like to sleep with someone you like? who sleep with who? of course you and Tobi who said all these? don't know can I give you an example? who told you all these? if you understands wrong I can repeat again I heard we can switch can i switch with anke? this is original plan you understand? we understand each other what is that still have to wait till tomorrow to see her it's boring nothing happened between you and her? not yet problem is....the east why you discuss the a size? I'm just saying how it looks did you close your zipper yet? en, i'm afraid she'll sneak in.... sometimes just like friends? why not? all my friends you always love her so much? but always a problem i mean we can't be together forever I always thought you're a gay looks like one en, time to turn off the light... good night have a nice dream don't think too much ok? hey look! hi Tobi row faster! what you all are doing, watch out the pace! look at all of you, what you have done! oh what's wrong? excuse me i don't know you're here you have to watchout when you're riding bicycle did you ing napkins? not now give it to me oh, the boat over there rows quite well, ha 50.6 i know exactly required weight it's annoying watch out my bag damn it, do we have to be empty stomach? ai, it's not right we have to be 50 kg so how about this? just about 50? I've got an idea we sit on that bag raise our legs then? it's just about 50 kg! it's not working why? 2 kg is easy to lose what are you guys talking about? what? there are a lot more practices I speak one last time what I want is the record if the record is not good... I can let.. what happened to the goal location? they're provoking us how to row over there? why we lose to another team? no I don't wish to be like this actually, it's Runi, they lost I know if they lose or not keep up boys! put it nicely please sit down give me a hand... he's arrogant let's go what did you told me before? chated to every team right? let's have a date with me how do you think? buddy? i'm sorry, this is terrible... at least, sudi and I have the same feeling how do I explain to her maybe this is the way it should be answer my question! en not exactly they want to sleep together I don't know what should I do can you imagine? in this style in general it's just a procedure it's a procedure must be done don't lie to me we should use this style to help her or not? so are we like these too? it's quite logical I hope so I hope everyone can pay attention a little bit more when training we will Kanzel what? can't you? hi good hi I have something for you let's take a eak for 2 minutes where is water? I think this is it you'll like it looks not bad yes they're right they make us feel comfortable put it into water then... hi do you have any problems? put a container in the water excuse me is this for me? I'm Oli where is the water? oh, you take a look at the kitchen over there good bye is here kitchen? hi, how you doing? what do you want? kitchen.. excuse me don't think weird come in help yourself don't worry come in do you have any containers? is he crazy? hi he is having big trouble hi, can you listen to me for awhile? I'm not free ok? hey wait a second what is this mean? you're looking for Franzel or what? I don't know, I'm not interested in Gay hey no one dislikes gay you think that's what a gay is like? so you think this kind of weak girl style would be lesibian? nop do you really think this feel good? not really see, that's right buddy we can be good friends man and man hanging out like that you look like my other really? yeah really It's very friendly to see you really? yes you know what? You just don't understand yourself yeah en if you want we can go to see Mirko Mirko Witch the national team trainer you know him ah? really? I want too I chatted with him a few times really? it's great we're good friends OK then I want... ask you a question what? how can I do anything to be like you? how can I invite wixle? you sure the directions? oh if you did that you can make it glad to chat with you food is ready sit here i'm starving who came up with this proposal? design is interesting did you know what happen last week? wrist hurts everyone got it sometimes this is normal if you had a girl then would be perfect but you don't yeah, I always did it by myself there were a lot of girls when I was in school be careful don't get hurt here this salad taste bad that girl, Hate one more day I can get her maybe 2 days how can I tell you let's row together this week how do you take care of her buddy Bola how? she can't always follow Hate it's not hard fuck her from behind are you violence abuser? don't you have other ways than sex? don't care other's privacy so much ok? that guy doesn't have a gay sign this is not right you think so or someone else told you? both of you must be willing to do this you understand? isn't this for something else? that's right I use it to do exercise this don't do anything else wish for what? this is not necessary I mean if you do this, you'll affect your energy... can you be sure it's champion? what you say is not right ai, don't say that this is very sure we're the same league we're alternative I mean Berlin is coming or not? hi what are you doing? tying my shoe lace Archim hey you saw that? there is a house someone likes quiet so they lives here this is their experience living here is stressless if you got time you can go take a visit continue good morning morning coming? ok no problem be right done what does this mean? luck this is a gift Lineu Muster ought back from Africa who? Sandra and her dad went to Africa to ing this back it's a little big for her to carry but because they've bought it so they have to carry it don't talk any of these ok? good morning hi hey I'll help you dry up it's ok it's nothing I feel this place we live is not bad makes me feel comfortable but I feel I'm a bit not welcome here no, nothing he Archim You and Archim just like twins am I not like to separate both of you apart? he he I love Archim too Not about girls and boys kind what do you imply? what implication? if anything happen to you just tell me right away do you think he is the best? of course OK I think you can help Archim to do something he masturbates everyday don't let him wait too long on bed it's not ok to keep doing like this I talked with Anke You shouldn't be such hesitating talking about sex? how do you come up with that? this is just natural hey, it's a great pleasure that's simple don't wait too long with someone he loves your jaw.... masturbate no let's take a rest what are you doing? boring left where are you going? what? just jump right in cold hi everyone hi nice jump not bad you leaving? going to practice can't be late your friend is not only Archim is it? having a hard time or what? don't think we're gay Archim is just friend but not mine oh my god, everyone is the same it's not like what you think hey, what your parents doing? just ask... mine? my fater is a manager farming facility department nothing special in south North Bayern province, BIO part oh then good bye what a minute my name is Michael Freum let's listen weiss wuss come to play a game 1,2,3 hey Tobi Tobi where are the others? what time is it? Fuck my shoulder sprains need some muscle paste? does it help? feels better at least need my help? come on little girl Tobi I still have a lot of training I have to devote totally I can't go, it's too late hey don't worry I'm very careful what's this? annoying ants what's wrong? I'm sorry, I can't Tobi if you love me tell me if this is wrong what's the matter? I've got someone in my mind who? can I know? that's right is it me? or someone else? I guess not not girl Archim? now everyone get off the car please go directly to the resturant you did bad in practice really bad what's wrong with you these days? don't you notice? because of anything? training course is too tight I feel I'm down to the bottom bottom,bottom this is the summer training you should be more careful about training and the team this is about sports why is this? are you alright? fine should be no problem not yet a chicken right? this is what Tobi told me Sandra she told you what? wait up want some beer? we all have one Big rice is here cheer the weather is getting good it's getting better isn't it? hi what's this noise? you talked with coach again? yes what do we need to do ? want a dish? this is Columbus egg try to make it stand up I don't have time now try it no what? -Tobi don't bother -what? this is fun onion is over there kitchen like what come outside with me for a while now you listen carefully I'm feeling very bad I don't want to know who that is you have to take care of your same-gender-relationship this is what I can't accept if you think now you still have to go on then I can just say sorry Anke why you kept lying to me? hey you thought about that? one person does not work out this might be very likely what Tobi can understand you can totally think that do you understand? yeah,you can say that his father is his model I can feel that when he swims in that lake this is a mistake so what you're thinking - the boat you used for training is built by me and Mirko really? yes thanks no problem one more thing want me to go with you? want me to go with you? I want one more thing how can I make 100 sure to win Kaela's heart? hey, don't think something else en ,yeah, it's yours great no problem you guys kissed? it's good enough if Kaela stays besides me how can it be better it can... what? for example like this what's wrong with Tobi love problem Salad is coming not bad do you have cheese over there? no give me that sauce put a little sauce there how do you explain you're becoming like this give everyone a little I'll go grab beers do you want more? anything else? what 2 gays and 3 blonde women doing in the jungle? 2 couples are together one is jealous I'll call Archim for dinner no it's fine they need more time what 2 people world you understand? we're here now is very dangerous someone is missing it's been 2 hours still no news it's going to have a big rain soon but we have to know it no one saw where are they going right? there are storm coming just in a while I'll go fine them with you what about food? heat it up when it gets cool down where is Archim? Archim Sandra it's all forest around here don't worry how do we search look at here oh my god Jarsie Gira... Jarsie is stupid unbelievable why can't they leave without saying goodbye I don't know either they chat a while before leaving... I even kissed him how can you not think of how can he be calm down when you did that? I guess it must be this don't worry, they've been here for a while they're experienced don't say anything why not even a single answer? it's just a kiss so what? don't talk take easy ghost is coming it's annoying just kidding sorry Scharsch so you're gay or not? I'm not with someone who's not gay Scharsch don't tease coming down what are you doing? Scharsch where you going? everybody is looking for you where is Archim we've been looking for you for 2 hours where have you been? can we come back to have a Party now? let's go what are we going to do? going back and continue bullshit let's go back hurry so you just put Archim there and not worry anymore? Archim is not far from here storm is coming shortly! so you just let him out there? just let him feel the freshness when talks about love bullshit do you... not understand? just a small kid not Archim what are you talking about? I mean these is different oh really? hey hey, don't be rush buddy Anke you can tell what are they doing so guys do not feel good to see us together let's go, we go back together I'm not gay shit what's the matter? you all stop! storms are coming! who is really gay among all these children? I don't even know it's from yesterday afternoon... shit how is it possible to become a gay so quickly you have to be responsible for this Tobi oh, you little kids go home where are you? stretch this out let's go shit don't do that great one after one thank god find your room don't be here like a fool come on some one has occupied it doesn't matter I'll sleep here oh, you're sleeping here? here is like the adult novel stories it's playing again Me and Sandra are totally exhausted You say Sandra won't take you away? oh, this is not Sandra's responsibility maybe you're not totally clear we're still the same team? no this is not about team we're no the best friends I think you better find somewhere else why I have to go to somewhere else to sleep? go right now get out what are you doing? this is dry thanks how about your shoulder? it's nothing so it's better like that? what Michael said I think it's nothing I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable oh come over here are you hungry? of course one sour cream for each person do you have spoon? oh, forgot here you go good morning not bad good morning hello everyone so cheer up everyone I've been thinking what boat should I use for the competition because Zoni's boat is oken Let Zoni join the competition is reasonable right? sorry everyone en it's nothing it's the only way we can do isn't it? ai,what's wrong? nevermind anything weird? can't I kiss a woman? I'm not a gay I'm fine anyone wants banana? what's this so funny? we will win right? good talk Tobi who is invincible? we're invincible! who can win? we we we stand up 50.1 en, we can begin now OK get on boat i'm sorry we have to quit what?... we have 3 person keeps shivering I tried to stop their shudder but still no use then now... i don't know these girls should report to quit before this time I feel this game is great boys' competition it's going to start don't play see you during the game so Sodi comes in a small dish it's beginning now see Moiy everyone ready shit what? I forgot the whistle I asked Kakos he said that... this is the final problem I guess we still need more time you know? I'm in a tough situation right now you know it so you understand what's 294 now right? a bit messy now you're second place! I want to say I really want to say stupid pig look at here goodbye TLF Chinese Subtitle website http://tlfsubs.eastgame.net

Hi. - How'd it go? - Lousy. Got a '63 Thunderbird I would've sold in a day a year ago. Now they just wanna look at the pictures. You smell nice. How was your day? It was great. We had a big eakthrough in the Bulgari case. Really? We found a boot print. A really good one. The left heel was worn way down. That's a good lead. I know. We found a hair. A hair, wow. It's at the lab. So hopefully by noon tomorrow we'll find out his DNA... ...what kind of conditioner he uses, if he streaks his hair... ...if he has dandruff, everything. Isn't that amazing? That is amazing. You know, having those extra men really paid off. Oh, you're just being modest. Are you coming to bed, baby? I'm just gonna have a shower. Don't let me keep you up. - Good morning. - Good morning. - And you are Mr...? - Diaz. Miguel Diaz. - And you're here to open a...? - A SEP retirement account. Terrific. Oh, it says here you're already retired. - I am. - What was your occupation? I was a high school basketball coach. You must have done very well for yourself. - What's your name? - Greg. Greg. Let me ask you something. Do you have safe-deposit boxes here? Yes, they're housed in our vault. - In your vault? - It's over 100 years old. Of course, we've made some state-of-the-art upgrades since then. You know, I was once in a vault while it was being robbed. That must have been quite an experience. Yeah. Yeah. That's too oxblood. What do y'all do? My husband and I? Well, he's retired. Just retired. It's great. It's... And I did work at an art gallery. And, you know, I love art, obviously, and paint and... That's too own. I'm sorry. Do you mind if l...? - Hey, it's your paint. - Okay. Thank you. May I show you something specific? Well, I was looking for something for my wife. What is it, a special occasion? It's our second third anniversary. Excuse me. Hello, Mrs. Diaz, we were just talking about you. - How'd it go at the bank? - It was easy. I mean great. No, you mean easy. What? You're doing recon work on our anniversary? - Tess. - Let me ask you this: - Where are you now? - Casing a jewelry store. That's an interesting way to ease back into society, which was your idea. - Should I stop painting now? - Listen. Let's talk about something important. I can't find a restaurant for tonight. - Well, we'll stay in. - Really? - Great. I'll cook. - No, I'll cook. You talk. You want me to talk? Words and everything? That's what they make flowers for, you know. - Oh, no, Danny. - What is it? Tess... ... what's wrong? There's water in the basement and the pilot light is out. Hang up! Hello, Tess. Where is he, Tess? Where is... ...Mr. Diaz? I want it back, Tess. I want it all back. - You got it all from the insurance company. - I want my money back. The money that your husband and his 10 friends stole from me. With interest. A hundred and sixty million dollars over three years. That's a lot of vig. And I want it all back. He's got two weeks. You'll never find them. They're way too smart for you. Right. You know, as it turns out... ...I'm not the only person in the world looking for Ocean's 11. All right. I'm the groom, and I'm not supposed to say anything, but... Make a speech. But I don't care what the rules are, because I really wanna thank my family. My mom and dad, my Uncle Gary and Aunt Grace. Uncle Ted, Aunt Celeste... ...and their children, Denise and Jessica. Bishop Tom and his wife, Helen, my neighbor John... ...and his new girlfriend, Tanya. And all the guys at Lean Machine Inc., Bobo, Mullethead... ...Big Sam. And everyone else who's just been great... ...in welcoming Sara into the family. Thank you. Excuse me, everybody. I'd just like to... - Get up. - Get up. - Get up. - Get up. Get up. - Walk. - Walk. I'd like to say a few words about commitment... ...about honor... ...about responsibility... ...about a very special someone and admitting to her... Get up. Pull the chair out. Admitting to her in front of everybody... ...that her wedding... ...and that very special honeymoon trip to Epcot Center... ...will have to be postponed. The photographer. Jesus, he's just a friend. You met him at The Mint, remember? Well, of course I am. You don't expect me to embarrass myself by flying commercial? On a budget? On a budget? Who was the only person who couldn't get in on the Chinese cell-phone market? You, with all your connections. What was that? He seemed really nice. And you know it's hard for guys to be friends with me. And you do this every time that I meet someone new. And you know what? It's getting really boring. You think it's a accident no one know about Fred Bud Kelly? Ain't no accident. There's one explanation... ...and you ladies know exactly what it is. I'm gonna tell you what it is. Conspiracy, collusion, complicity. That's all it is. Let me eak it down like a fraction for you about my man Fred Bud Kelly. Fred Bud Kelly made skates out of whiskey bottles... ...at his uncle's farm in the early 1900s. That was over there in Nova Scotia. I'm gonna tell you something else. You never seen his name on the Stanley Cup. You know why that is? Because that son of a bitch Jim Crow... ...took his name off the history books. You kind of... Seems like every time I see you, you're playing the race card, Frank. Now, why is that? You can let go of my feet now. - This don't bother you? - Of course it bothers me, mate. - What the do you want me to do? - Well, it's up. You can't hear none of the lyrics. You can't get with the beat with all them bleeps in it. You want a single on the radio, it's what you have to do. Well, it's , isn't it? Totally ! right, it's . What the is that? Somebody must be in 2. Oh, ! And you haven't contacted my father about any of this? Because, really, I don't think there's any reason to involve him or my mom. It's all on you, Linus. Okay. Good. - Good. Because I have a whole network... - Get out of my car. Thank you. - Mr. Bloom? - Yes. There appears to be a slight problem with your card. Oh, well, yes. Here. I'm afraid not, sir. Why? Your business manager said you would understand. Todd said I would understand? No, Mr. Benedict. Mr. Benedict. Mr... Oh, yes. An old friend, a practical joker. Tell Mr. Benedict he's won this round, yes. Terry Benedict. Old Terry. She's looking at me from across the room. And she's crazy about me, I can tell... ...because she's been staring at me all night. So suddenly... ...I just go up to her, and I grab her. And I've got her really close to me... ...and her eyes are all fiery. And my eyes are fiery. And it's like... It's electric. And I say to her, Mom... Mother... What? Thanks for letting me finish. What can I say? You're a funny guy. Oh, yeah. My friend Rusty. I'm worried about him. He owns this hotel in Los Angeles... ...Iosing a lot of money, and he's got no life. He's a nice, ight kid, but he's beating his ains out. Do you think I could send something through you, like, a message to him? I read your palm, not his. Somebody who could do that could do very well. Anything on my health? - My hips are bothering me. - Please. This? You couldn't see this? - I tried knocking, he won't open. - I'll handle it. I know him. Jesus Christ, are you people retarded? - It says, Do not disturb! - It's me. Hey. Come on in. Jeez, Topher, you didn't have to go all Frankie Muniz on me. I'm sorry. Rust, look, I know this is your joint. I just... There's this girl. I love her, man. I love her, but she is driving me crazy! I can't sleep. I can't work. I quit the show. I totally phoned in that Dennis Quaid movie. - I mean, it's like... - Hello? God, it's almost like this Kabbalah crap doesn't even work! Rusty, call for you. Dude, don't leave. - Yeah? - I have a message for Robert Charles Ryan... ... soon to be ex-owner of the Standard Hotel. - You got him. - Last time we spoke, you hung up on me. You used some nasty words. I got sensitive ears. I admit I was a little emotional that evening. Think about that night a lot, don't you? I thought I'd be dead before I heard the sound that killed me. I've been asked to show restraint. Otherwise, you would've gone out... ... to your favorite car of all the 17 you own, and as soon as you turned on the ignition... You got two weeks. Now, you told me that your wife said that he called it Ocean's 11. Now, who decided that? I'm a private contractor. It was a collaboration. That moniker is insulting. It was one job we did together. I don't know where this proprietary stance comes from. It seems possessive. One could make the argument that because it was Danny's idea... Hang on a minute. We all had our own areas of expertise. I mean, without us, it don't leave your head, mate. It just hurts, you know, because... ...it seemed we all agreed to call it the Benedict job. That's what we called it when we were doing it. If you wanted to call it something else... When you have a problem, who do you go to? - Rusty. - Rusty. Thanks. Let's get back on the topic. Based on what we stole, plus interest... ...how much does everybody owe? - $ 17.34 million. Assuming Benedict gives us prime plus one, which I doubt. Figure 19 to be safe. Okay, 19 each. Anybody got that? What, you think the stock market's some great mystery... ...beyond the realm of human understanding? Didn't you see the signs? I saw the signs. How much is everybody short? How much you short? Fourteen. Fourteen. - All but 5 million? - Yeah. You gonna start with me? You don't know what it's like to create something from scratch. - Well, with interest, I'm short 7. - Eight. I spent about a million, mostly on talent development. That makes it 7 for me. Boy, the interest just kills you. - I'm light 9. - What's the interest? - About 6. - Then I owe 6. - How? - What? I've been staying at my parents'. I owe 25. Hotels, man. Saul? I haven't spent it all, but I will. I'm out, fellas. As ranking old-timer, I gotta say, I just can't do it. At my age, I think I earned the right to be selfish. I wanna thank you all for the wonderful opportunity. You're all aces in my book. But I want the last check I write to bounce. Saul, you having a laugh? Saul. - I can handle Saul's share. - You don't have to. Who would I talk to if you were all dead? That's a good point. All right, I owe 10. Amazing? Yeah, but it's a nice place. - So that comes to...? - Ninety-seven, give or take. He didn't find us on his own. - Someone helped him. - Another thief. Nobody we know would violate rule number one. What we do know is we need a job. We need a high-paying job. We're too hot to work anywhere in this country. - So we go a oad. How about we go...? - We're on the 5:00. Good. Where are we going? - Amsterdam. - Amsterdam it is. - Clock's running. Let's go. - Never been to Amsterdam. I hear German girls are really hot. Rusty. - Amsterdam? - Yeah. Don't tell Danny. Hey, Rusty. Rusty. Sorry, sorry. Hey. What are you doing? What's wrong with you? - Nothing. - What? - Can l...? Can l...? - What? - Just for a second, can I talk to you? - What's wrong? I just... I don't know. This might not be the perfect time or whatever to talk about it. - Okay. - I've been thinking. I've been doing my homework. And I'd really like... ...to play a more central role this time around. - Right. - I feel like I've... - Right. - I'm ready for that, and l... Way overdue. I was wondering if I could come to the meeting and help you guys negotiate. Okay. It's just a sit-down with Matsui. He's got his own language, this guy. I watched you and Danny really closely last time around. I learned a ton. Linus, in my professional opinion, you're not ready. - Okay. Yeah, I mean... - But... But... But... ...if you're convinced you are ready... ...I can speak with Danny. We can make this happen. But you gotta be sure. - Not sure? - No, I am. - You're sure? - But if I had a question, I could... - You would call me? - Right. Okay. Any time. - Okay. - Okay. - All right. - Okay. Awesome. Thank you. Yeah. I almost wasn't gonna come over and say anything. Then I'd still be sleeping. - Thanks, buddy. - Yeah. - Who's there? - Li... It's... - What? - It's Linus. Is Rusty here? Rusty...? - Do you know where Rusty is? - No. So have you met Matsui? Seriously, what do you think of me... ...you know, in terms of just leadership potential? The fact that we're unemployable shouldn't enter your mind. Otherwise, you're wasting time. Don't mention Benedict unless he does first. And if he does, tell him everything. Right. Stay on point. And don't forget the other thing I told you. - What? - About listening. Relax. Remember, if we don't get this job, we're dead. Rusty, I tried calling you all yesterday. So finally, she slams her vodka tonic down on the tray and says: Hey, maybe that's why I've been feeling so warm recently. Yeah. - So to business? - To business. A doctor who specializes in skin diseases... ...will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television... ...but not remember his dream. Would you agree? If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery... ...then Thanksgiving and Halloween... ...would fall on the same date. Yeah. Hey. When I was 4 years old... ...I watched my mother kill a spider with a tea cozy. Years later, I realized it was not a spider. It was my Uncle Harold. Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face Stars to fill my dreams I am a traveler in both time and space To be where I have been Is he all right? Are we all right? - Kashmir? - Is that your idea of making a contribution? - We hadn't even started yet. - We were this close to losing that. Okay, I don't even understand what happened in there. What did I say? - You called his niece a whore. - A cheap one. - She's 7. - Confined to bed with a case of... - No, don't tell him about it. - I'm sorry. Okay. So, what does this mean? It means you stay here. The mark's name is van der Woude. A semi-known, wealthy recluse. He claims to sell antiques, but hasn't actually sold one. His store is his privately owned home, which no one ever enters. But don't let van der Woude's eccentricity fool you. The house is extremely well-protected. - What are we after? - It's a document. It's a very old, very valuable document. - Yeah, what is it? - A stock certificate. The first one ever issued from the first corporation on the planet. Dutch East India Trading Company. - The only one of its kind. - What's the take? 2.5 million euro. Wait. Each? - No. - Who negotiated this? - That's a lot of money to a lot of people. - Are you out of your mind? If we do one job a week at that rate, we won't pay Benedict off until... - September 2005. - Jesus Christ, Danny. I hear you, but it's what's available. After we pull this job off... ...Matsui's gonna throw us another. It's gonna pay 10 times this one. - Which will buy an extension from Benedict. - You hope. I hope. Now, the good news is that Matsui gave us the system's master code. - So, what are we waiting for? - Van der Woude. - That's the bad news. - He never leaves. - He's agoraphobic. - He's never been out of his house? - Not in 10 years since he moved in. - Does he believe in fresh air? - He opens his window. - What does that mean? - Best time of arrival. - Means he opens his window. Every night at 1:30 he takes an Ambien, puts on Beethoven's Third. By the fourth movement, he's out like a light. So we go in at 3 a.m. Okay, can we tap into the system from the phone lines? It's a closed-Ioop system with two servers locked in titanium cases next to his bed. - So hacking in is out. - Look at this. Telephone-repair truck, basket up to the second floor. Telescoping rod through the window, tap out the freak's code. - Dumb idea. One lane, one-way streets. - Dumb idea. All right? Any stoppage will ing cops. The outside is covered by five surveillance cameras. Monitored 24 hours a day by a security company. He's got five exterior cameras? - This guy is a freak. - Super freak. What about through the roof? - Two more cameras, pressure sensors... - A laser net over the trap door... - Smoke the freak out. - Yeah. - Smoke the freak out. - Hey! - What? - Do we have to use that term? - What term? - Freak. The National Institute of Mental Health estimates 5.6 percent of adults... ...develop agraphoriaphobia. - Agoraphobia. Whatever. I'm just saying, I mean, do we...? We don't need to be an organization that labels people. Oh, now we're an organization? You'd call Emily Dickinson a freak? - Are you hosting a telethon? - Who's Emily Dickinson? Am I the only one who feels funny about stealing from a...? You know, a handicapped guy? - Well, I don't care. - Hell, yeah. I feel funny about other things. Cool. But... - Yeah? - But... - Right. - What? - Ahab with a piggyback. Livingston? - I can get anything. - It's done. - Ahab with what? - Boys. - You're making that up. That's... That whole Ahab with a piggyback, that's not real? - Let me in. - How do you think it feels... ...when someone bangs on the door? - I gotta go to the toilet. Otherwise, I'm gonna shit on your feet. Come on. Show me them specs. I've been doing this since I'm 12 years old. You're micromanaging. You gotta find people you can delegate to. Otherwise, you'll never have a life. I don't want a life. I want the hotel to run like a hotel should. Reuben. Yeah. Great. - Okay. Good. - Maybe. Fantastic. Remember in Miller's Crossing where Turturro begs for his life? Sure. Look into your heart. I cry every time. What? We have no line of sight. Our only possibility, the window. We're three inches too high. There's no clear shot, even with Basher. In the physical universe we occupy, it cannot be done. What about the guy from the Bulgari job? - Nagel. Spoke with him. - Anything? Lot of ideas, none of them any good. He's pushing this new holographic technology. Really interesting stuff, though. He can reproduce anything 3-D. How about 97 million? We're forcing it. Yeah, we're forcing it. - You know what we haven't thought of? - What? We turn ourselves in. - What could Benedict do to us then? - There you go. Call the cops, tell them we did the Bellagio job. They put us away for 20 years. That'd teach him. I think Tess would stick around. You look great in jumpsuits. Hey... ...how's the hotel business? - Sucks. - How's East Haven? - Sucks. I don't know. Can't turn my ain off, you know. It's me. We go into some place, and all I can do is see the angles. It's what I do. It's what I've always done. I love it. I don't know. Some sort of weird irony, you know? Tess watching me scratch and itch. Hey, listen. You know, the world's gone nuts and you're... - What'd you wanna do? - It's not attached to the adjacent buildings. - The whole house? - We're just raising it slightly. Schumann did it in '64 in Venice and '73 in Istanbul. - He only had a crew of six. - We can't tilt a house. - Did it with the Leaning Tower of Pizza. - Exactly, thank you. - It took 300 men over two years to do it. - There's 30 pylons. We cut them, insert the jacks and crank away. It's really our best plan, considering it's our only plan. - Crank for how long? - Like I said, it's our only plan. What? Oh, oh, okay, hold on. Try that. Number five. I'm a go. Master thieves who practice the long con live separate lives as civilians. They have legitimate jobs and families... ...which make them extremely difficult to catch. The greatest thief of all time was, without question... ...Gaspar LeMarc, who either died in Portugal in 1988... ...or in Hong Kong in 1996, or he's still alive. We may never know for certain, because LeMarc... ...was never captured or photographed... ...despite being active for over 50 years. Though he left behind a slew of imitators... ...only one is worth mentioning in the same eath as The thief we know only as the Night Fox. So named for the small onyx figurines he leaves behind to taunt us... ...the Night Fox must be considered our number-one priority. His string of high-profile crimes are an embarrassment to our anch... ...to our entire profession. We need more than traditional resources to pursue thieves like the Night Fox. We need to train ourselves to think the way they think, to see what they see. And we should not allow ourselves to be distracted... I'm sorry. Someone just robbed the van der Woude house. What? Hi, Isabel. Well, we could really use your help on this one. I hope the scene hasn't been contaminated. When can I speak to Mr. Van der Woude? Probably tomorrow. He's heavily sedated. We can't figure out how they disabled the alarm. Shorted it out somehow? No, that would have triggered the system and damaged the circuits. Well, then. Then I don't know how they got in. They had the code. Someone other than the owner must have known it. Impossible. Van der Woude programmed the last nine steps of the system. He set it and never left the house again. Closed loop. Redundant servers. Titanium encasement. It's not bad, actually. Yeah. Thanks. Do we know each other? - I think I saw you yesterday. - Oh, yeah? Yeah, you were being chased by the police. Chasing me? No. I don't think so. I'm quite sure it was you. Doesn't say much for the police. No, I love Rome. I love it. But there's an opening at work the level above me, and it's... I was thinking I was gonna try out for it. It's in Amsterdam. My mother has family there, so it'd be... It'd be good. - He lifted the whole house? - The whole house. - The entire house? - The entire house. It's called a Schumann Special... ... named after this guy, a illiant guy, Max Schumann. Then he did it in Istanbul in 1973. What is it? It's where the crossbow bolt hit. The crossbow bolt? They fired from that rooftop through this open window. With a crossbow bolt from that roof through that window? - That's a very difficult shot. - No, it is an impossible shot... ...until they raised the building. Check the pylons. They'll be elevated. - You know the name Max Schumann? - No. - Well, they do. - Who? The Americans. Wait a minute. Exactly. Why would they ing the drill if they weren't planning to use it? - What? - Oh, God. - What? - I don't know. Congratulations. You are the second person to crack the van der Woude safe tonight. In arriving second, Mr. Ocean, you have joined a long line... ... of people who've worked hard and risked a great deal only to get somewhere second. You don't know these people by name, of course, because they enter oblivion. You know this word, oblivion? It means to be totally forgotten by everyone forever. And it's where you would be now if it weren't for the Bellagio heist. How does this guy know who we are? In a way, I'm responsible for you coming to Amsterdam in the first place. I hired Matsui, and Matsui hired you. That's the guy who dimed us to Benedict. - All of them, including Ocean. - Yes. I find that hard to believe. And you are? You can call me the Night Fox. The Night Fox. Okay, Mr. Night Fox. - What will this information cost me? - Don't worry. Nothing. Nothing? Who do you think you're dealing with? Nothing costs nothing. And this information is definitely worth something. Let's just say our interests are temporarily aligned. How so? Well, the information is free, but it comes with certain conditions. - Such as? - Restraint on your part. Restraint? That's asking a lot. What else? Two weeks to buy themselves out of trouble. Two weeks? I can live with that, even if they can't. Just out of curiosity, what will you make them pay? For letting them live? Everything they stole, plus interest. A lot of interest. But didn't your insurance cover what was stolen? Of course. So you're asking them to double your money? Well, do you really think that's fair? Fair? I certainly hope not. So, what about the information? Okay. It's on your desk. He was here. Around 3:30 this morning. I can tell. - Who? - The Night Fox. Go down to the Dampkring and pick up a guy called Matsui. Real name, lan Nicolas McNally. The Night Fox was here at the same time as the Americans? Why? That's what we're gonna find out. What is he doing? Get him out of there. God. Hello, Frank. I can't understand what we did to this guy. - Why does he have it out for us like this? - How did he get that code? Doesn't matter. He oke rule number one. He's on the list. Great time for a turf war. I spoke with Frank's associate in Dublin. She's trying to get us a name on this guy. Our train leaves tomorrow at 1:38, okay? - Where is Frank? - I don't know. It's gonna get out. Then we'll be dead, and no one will wanna work with us. Housekeeping. Turndown service for Mr. Ryan. Hi. Nice room. You have it all to yourself? You here to take me in? Why would I do that? It's not as if you stole something. It's nice to see you again, Robert. You too. Of course, you've been seeing plenty of me, haven't you? I like this one. I call it thief a la mode. Schumann Special, huh? I guess that's what I get for opening my mouth. So, what about the Night Fox? Did he leave you a message? What about the figurine? You still have it? I suppose it's a compliment in a way. I guess he's threatened by you, though I can't imagine why. You have no idea what you're up against. The French police think he's better than LeMarc. Well, he is French. Let me give you some advice. Find out how you offended him. Apologize. Beg for mercy. Got to go. Any message for Frank? He's been hanging around the station. On what charge? Well, we found a print of a size 14 Hi-Tec Magnum boot at the crime scene. And? Bought with a fraudulent credit card. From that point on, well, there's only one, maybe two great nail salons in Amsterdam. - And you lied to us. - Yeah, and to me. Well, Frank knew. - Frank knew you were in touch? - I wasn't in touch. I was more like keeping tabs. - She's a cop! - Detective, actually. - Where'd she learn all that Schumann crap? - Dad. - What, he was a cop? - Thief. - Oh, God. Was he good? - Oh, yeah. Great. Pissed-off ex-girlfriend whose thief father... ...taught her every trick in the book. Well, she just made Danny and Yen. In the next 48 hours, your pictures will be in every police station. - Nobody looks at them. - Nobody but cops. - Detectives. - You'd think she'd have sympathy for us... ...if her old man was a thief. - Is that sympathy or empathy? No, her old man got popped a day before her 9th birthday. Died in jail. So I wouldn't count on much sympathy. Or empathy. She's gonna have the hotel under surveillance. Great. We'll just eat room service, watch movies and wait for Benedict to kill us. - Who's on the $ 100 bill? - Adams. - John Travolta. - He said every problem... ...is an opportunity in disguise. He couldn't say that with a.45 in his mouth. No, you're missing the silver lining here. Now, she gave us a name, didn't she? The Night Fox. One phone call, we're gonna find out everything there is to know about this guy. The name is M. Diaz. D-l-A-Z. It's a black duffel bag. The team's in Rotterdam. The bag's in Brussels. He's the modern man: Disconnected, frightened... ...paranoid, but with good reason. It's too sad to be funny. Unusable. - I think I can get 20 minutes out of it. - Great. I got it. The team's in Barcelona. The bag's in Madrid. This is a moral issue we're dealing with here. And we don't have a grease man anymore, because he's in a bag somewhere. We got a bag man. Such an ape. An animal with no feelings. - I have feelings. - No, you don't. I feel bad for the guy. He's in a piece of luggage, but he's got water. - What did you want them to do? - Get off the bus. And pick up the bag with our friend in it. How many pro soccer teams are fielding 50-year-old men? Rusty's not 50 years old. Yeah, dude, we know Rusty's not 50. You think I'm 50 years old? Let me ask you something. No, wait, let me ask you something. How old do you think I am? Forty-eight. You think I'm 48 years old? Fifty-two? - Maybe he should've asked me. - Nobody should ever ask you anything. That guy doesn't have a hard enough life right now? You gotta... You're gonna defend him? They put Yen in a handbag. - Can I ask you something? Ever notice...? - Lf you're gonna ask a question... ...give me time to respond, unless it's rhetorical... ...in which case the answer is obvious: Yes. - Okay, can I ask...? - Yes. - You ever notice that Tess looks exactly...? - Don't ever ask that. Seriously. - Not to anyone. Especially not to her. - Wait. Why not? Look. It's not in my nature to be mysterious... ...but I can't talk about it, and I can't talk about why. - Can I ask you...? Do I look 50 to you? - Yeah. - Really? - Well, I mean, only from the neck up. Saul? What's the matter? Nothing. You wanna go out? It's nice. No. You wanna watch something? The game's on. No. - You hungry? I'll heat something up. - No. Saul, ever since you got back, you've been acting strange. What did Danny want? Nothing. Nothing? How could he want nothing? All right, the Night Fox has a name. François Toulour. Baron François Toulour. Father was a French industrialist, mother was Italian nobility. He never met her, but he inherited her title. The bad news is he's rich, he's bored and he's talented. The really bad news is he was trained by LeMarc. - This is not good. - With the LeMarc? Gaspar LeMarc? That's the one. - Well, we're doomed. - We're not doomed. - He's one guy, and he's French. - Yeah. Before we get too impressed by his background... - ... let's hear what he's done. - He started in the '90s. Bank of Geneva, the Danish Treasury, the Bank of Italy, AMC Amro... ... the Brussels Diamond Exchange, Antwerp Diamond Exchange. - Wait, wait. All those in the 1990s? - I'm only up to '96. - Seriously? - In '97, he went through an art phase. He hit the Tate in London, the Louvre in Paris, twice, and the Prado. Wait. No, no, hang on. The Prado Museum in '97? That was Moretti. - Everybody knows that... - He is Moretti. It's one of his aliases. Okay, I'll skip to my favorite. In 2002, he stole the king of Morocco's 200-foot yacht. Vanished into thin air. Crew surfaced days later in a life raft. Couldn't remember a thing. - How do you hide a 200-foot yacht? - lf the king knows, he's not telling. He got it back a month later. He now plays tennis with Toulour every weekend. - We're in some serious trouble here. - Copy that. - So, what do we do? - We respond. - Respond? How? - In kind. Mr. Ocean. You oke rule number one, and that has consequences. Oh, you must be talking about the paintings. Don't worry. You'll be dead in five days, and I'll get my paintings back. - Unless you have an accident first. - I don't think so, Daniel. Perhaps I should explain to you why I'm tormenting you. I'd like that. Last month I was in Portugal to see my mentor. - LeMarc. - Indeed. A very loud and annoying American businessman was there the same day. He worked for a big insurance company. He's the one who suggested Benedict to you as a potential mark. - You know the man? - What about him? He said it was the most beautiful job he'd ever seen. He went on and on about this job, and then he said... ... it showed you were the greatest thief in the world. But the worst part is that LeMarc never corrected him. I told LeMarc that you can't be better than me. And he answered that it was impossible to know for sure. So I thought about that for, like, three weeks in a row, day and night. And then suddenly, I realized that he was actually right. It is impossible to compare one theft to the other. So I guess the only way to know who's the best of us for sure... ...is to go after the same object. Do the same job. Don't you think that would be fun? You're being awfully cavalier with a lot of people's lives so you can play out a game. You're gonna regret it. Come on, Mr. Ocean. How are you gonna possibly get $97 million by next Wednesday? Especially if every safe you crack between now and then is already empty? Whereas if you accept my challenge and win... ...I promise I'll pay your debt to Benedict... ...and LeMarc will hold my money in escrow as a guarantee. What are we stealing? The famous Fabergé Coronation Egg. - Was that your idea or LeMarc's? - I think he would agree... ... that it's the most appropriate thing for us to compete over. Where is it located? The egg left Paris this morning on its way to Rome. It travels with heavy security and usually with one or more replicas. Sometimes they even show the replicas without anybody knowing. When the egg goes on display Monday morning... ... you'll have 48 hours to steal it before your deadline's up. When the deadline passes and you don't have the egg... ... LeMarc will know who's the best. - Rusty's phone. - Who is this? Nicole. Who's this? Nagel. Where's Rusty? He said if you called, to say he was at Gunther's. Gunther's? What's that about? Did he say something? Do you have a message? Yes, I do. Tell him this thing is gonna cost him double what I told him. And tell him I had to go three times as thin on the layers. And tell him if he wants it tomorrow, it should cost him more than double. And tell him this thing is beautiful. Would fool the bloody Romanovs themselves. And tell him I'm being a nice guy. And tell him he dresses like a gigolo. Is that it? Yeah. No. Tell him having a sexy female assistant... ...is such a terrible cliché. Can I get a coffee or something? Thanks. Just a cappuccino or espresso. Well... You call me on Saturday and ask me to come into my office... ... and sign a 1077... ... and you can't even tell me what they are after? - I can come to your house. - I'm leaving for Naples in two hours. - We'll talk about this on Wednesday. - It'll be gone by Wednesday. - What? What? What will be gone? - Something worth signing a 1077 for. Ryan and his friends did the Bellagio casino heist in 2001. - I am telling you, this is serious... - lf that's true... - ... then we should call the American FBl... - No, no, no. - Maurizio, listen to me. - Agent Lahiri... ... a 1077 is not a small thing. Unless you can tell me what they are after, there is no point in discussing it. Hey... Because LeMarc stole it in 1980 when 23 others failed. Because the Night Fox is trying to prove he's better than Ryan and his friends. This is ridiculous. You say the egg will be stolen. Then you say LeMarc already stole it 24 years ago. - Which one is it? - Both. What? LeMarc's wife made him put the egg back. When I signed a 1077 for you on the Bulgari case... ...you requisitioned 30 of my men for three months and made zero arrests. I won't do it again. First, we cannot go at night. The laser grid in the Great Hall's impossible to beat. - Nothing's impossible. - This is impossible. It's in constant motion, programmed to improvise randomly... ... meaning we can't plan our way through. All right. So it's a daytime play. We're still short three on the inside since Isabel made you and Yen and Danny. We could try a Smuggler's Paradise. - It hasn't worked since the '50s. - '54, actually. What's option two? Baby Jane, Squeaky Wheel, followed by a Number-Two Son. It's complicated, but it's got a high success rate. The only problem is... We can't do it without a grease man on the inside, without Yen. We'll have to risk it. We'll put him in disguise. 10:10, I leave the café, proceed west. 10:11? - I enter the second-floor bathroom. - 10:13? Approach the Spanish Steps from the south. Basher and I enter by the main entrance. - 10:15? - I help Yen into the ventilation duct. - 10:18? - I move Reuben to the Egg Room. - I pause in the Great Hall while... - I go to the Egg Room. - 10:21? - Yen enters the mainframe room. He cuts power to grid 14-A. He radios me. I signal Linus. - I then go to the Egg Room. - 10:22? I drop my keys and move Reuben to his mark. - I blind camera one. - I blind camera two. - I blind camera three. - Camera four. - I make the switch. - Right. - 10:24? - I pull to the corner of the main entrance. I meet Danny at the Steps. We head north. 10:25? Turk and I make the drop. All right. Really good stuff, guys. Really good work. All right, we'll pick it up here in an hour. It's a slam-dunk. - Great. - 10:45, we all get arrested. You bet. - How was Toulour? - He was predictable. You hear from Nagel? He'll be here. That's a lot to presume from a guy like Nagel. Follow it up. This is Isabel. It's Johan. I just set a 6:00 meeting for you with an Andre Ciment... ... who says he had four paintings stolen from his house in Lake Como. - And when was this? - Sometime Friday. He's missing two Monets, a Turner and a Degas. - Which Degas was it? - Blue Dancers. Supposedly, there's surveillance video, but I haven't been able to confirm that yet. It is all about error correction. Three thousand separate, translucent, digital slivers... ...instead of the 1000 I thought it would be. Thank God it doesn't have to move. Re-creating the lighting was a pain. It's a mixture of tungsten and real light. But I think the color rendition is pretty damn accurate. Batteries are in the base. Two minutes maximum. You're good. - It's good, Roman. You're a genius. - I think I am. You'd have never got past that grid. That's why you're paying me double. - What? No, no, no. - You got my message. - Who's that sexy phone voice? Early Bond. - What message? The message I left with Sexy Phone Voice Nicole. On your mobile. Got something going with Gunther? Am I in? - Okay, when did you leave the message? - Two days ago. She had your phone. - She has your...? - Yeah. - That means that she's...? - Yeah. - Well, you better... - Yeah. - That's great. - I mean... So...? So who's got my money? Who has got my bloody money? Jesus. Sorry to hear about your mom. She was an amazing... Well, I thought so, at least. She hated you. I should've picked up on that. - She hated all thieves. - No wonder you fought. Excuse me? - May I have my phone back? - No. - That's a nice pull, by the way. - Thanks. Did you get that tingling sensation down your spine when you did it? Or is that none of my business? You considered a career change? Have you? I tried hotels. I'm better at this. Went by the café for some tiramisu. - It wasn't the same. - Who's the Night Fox? - They did something to the eggs. - Why accept his challenge? Because he'll lose. And how can you beat him? We can't. You're not making any sense. Okay. The Bulgari job you pulled with Frank when we were together... ...I knew it was you. Why didn't you say something? Why didn't you... ...Robert? I didn't want it to end. You assumed it would. Was I wrong? You shouldn't be here. I have a meeting. Someone stole a whole bunch of paintings in Lake Como. Interesting. Any leads? The next time I see you... ...I'm arresting you. And Ocean and anybody else I recognize. Fair enough. - Ready? - Right. Yes, of course I do. My Blue Dancers, my Degas. They took it, unfortunately, and I really would like... Do you have any enemies? Anybody out there who would feel wronged by you? No. I can't see anyone. But why? You think... You think maybe the thief... ...is trying to harm me personally now? Well, I assumed he was after the paintings themselves. I think it's enough. Ready? Good? I have something you might be interested in. It's a DVD with all the hidden surveillance cameras I have to my place. It's plenty. I haven't checked it out yet. Maybe the thieves have been careless enough to be photographed. I doubt it, this level of thief, but I'll take a look. Yeah. You never know. Okay. Well, merci. Thank you, Mademoiselle Lahiri, for everything. Thank you. Goodbye. Goodbye. Mademoiselle Lahiri. Did you get the faxed copy of the 1077? Good. Here's what I need: A dozen... Twelve uniformed officers. Metal detectors, extra cameras. So I'll e-mail you the photographs. Do you happen to have a pen? I'll just give you the names. Okay. Livingston Dell, male, Caucasian, 5'6, 150 pounds. Virgil Malloy, male, Caucasian, 5' 10, 160 pounds. Robert Ryan, male, Caucasian... - Hello? - Buon giorno, Mr. Eisenhower. This is your 5 a.m. Wake-up call. - Really? - Yes, I'm afraid. Have a nice day, sir. - Hey. - What are you doing? - What...? Sleeping. Why are you dressed? - It's 5:30, day of. We gotta go. Let's go. It's 11:30. The night before. But... Oh, he's mean. He's just mean-spirited. - How many espressos did you have? - Five. Yeah, come on. I don't know if she's just confused... ...or she's really turned the corner and hates me now. You think I handled this wrong? I was too forceful. I was too American. She's different. Maybe you're right, maybe she has moved on. You know, I talked to a doctor about getting that tattoo removed. But given its location, he advised against it. That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable. I mean, what's this guy's problem? He's stitched us up twice in two weeks, all over his ego. It's the first decent evening we've had together in I don't know how long. All right, all right, let's just stay on point here. Let's go over the list again. Who died and made you Danny? No one. I'm sorry. My emotions are all over the place. I was forceful, trying to show good leadership... - For fuck's sake. Let's go. - You're a good leader. Thanks. All right, well, let's go over the list again. - Swinging Priest? - Not enough people. - Crazy Larry? - Not enough people. - Soft Shoulder? - Not enough people. - Baker's Dozen? - No woman and not enough people. Hell in a Handbasket? We can't train a cat that quickly. And not enough people. - What about Tess? - What about her? Well, you know how she kind of looks like... - So what? - Yeah, what's your point? So we do a Lookie-Ioo. - It's a Lookie-Ioo with a Bundle of Joy. - A Lookie-Ioo with Tess... ...and a Bundle of Joy? You've gone right out of your tree, my son. He's mad. It's crazy. It's Italian-television crazy, and we're still one short. No, think about it. She can get near the egg during daylight with half the system down. I mean, that's a trifecta. He might be right. Make the calls. Linus Caldwell, you are not following the procedures... ...Danny talked about if Terry Benedict shows up. Something is wrong. What is wrong? Danny's fine. He's with Rusty. During this part of the plan, they can't communicate with us. Promise he isn't hurt. I promise he isn't hurt. You're gonna miss the deadline. Danny would be thrilled if you met him in Rome when the job's finished. He misses you like crazy. Plus, you studied art, so I know how much you love Rome. There's no downside here. Wow, they're inging you along fast, aren't they? Yes. Danny would be more thrilled... ...if you were on the 7 p.m. Out of JFK, which means you have to leave right now. I thought I'd requested a midsize. - Danny here? - He wanted to be. Did you have a nice flight? We weren't sure if you were a window or aisle person. - How long's Danny been in jail? - Just a couple of days, really. Which, you know, on the ight side, he's completely safe from Benedict. He told me everything was fine. He lied right to me. What I think he meant by fine is we're running low on time and money... ...and we're deeper in debt than when we started. I assume that you have a plan to get him out. - Actually, she sounds like her. - No, she needs a Southern accent. - Can you do a Southern...? - What the hell is going on with you guys? Not quite. The accent is crucial. It's the first thing people notice. - This ridiculous car, what is it doing? - Okay, I'm sorry. All right, I'm just gonna level with you. Due to certain personnel losses... ...that we have sustained... ...we're... Various readjustments had to be made. You're gonna have to play a small role in this thing. Okay? So can you put these on? I'd like you to put this hat on. You're gonna put on that, and you're gonna stuff it with that. And we'll turn around, just give you a little moment. Small role. Who am I supposed to be? Well... Oh, really? Well, absolutely. I can have... We can make the suite available. No, no, no trouble at all. I mean, we would love... We are honored that she would think of us again. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Bye. How is this going to get Danny out? - We needed someone famous. - Why didn't you get someone famous? Just think Four Weddings and a Funeral. She wasn't in Four Weddings and a Funeral. I. I wasn't in Four Weddings and a Funeral. Just protect your fake baby. I'm hyperventilating. - Welcome back, Signora Roberts. - Thank you. She's very tired. - Take it. Take it. - Okay. Oh, let's hide. Let's hide. Julia? My name is Teresa. I thought I saw a friend of mine, someone that I know. No, absolutely not. You can't turn off the pressure sensors. No. Well, she can't touch it. She's a movie star. She's not the pope, for chrissake. You're from Smyrna, Georgia. You were born in 1967. - You like croquet and knitting. - Your middle name is Fiona. You've got 10 dogs, seven horses. - Your favorite color is peach. - She doesn't have more horses than dogs. - I can't do this. I can't. - Tess, we're out of time. - Julia, please. - Julia. No, we understand you're feeling insecure. That is totally natural. - You're playing an actress. They're insecure. - No, I'm not insecure. I'm freaking out. - Yes. That's right. - Brilliant! You're playing a role. No, you're playing a role. I'm apparently playing a real person. - Yeah, so? - It's just wrong. You mean, like, morally? No. Well, yes. Probably... It's not the point. The point is you want me to speak... ...for someone who's out there somewhere. It's too personal. More personal than your husband doing 25-to-life? He won't do 25-to-life. Benedict will have him killed immediately. - Don't. - I'm sorry, that was stupid. We're gonna be in and out in 10 minutes. We have to. That's our time frame. You don't even have to talk. Give them a big smile, wave at the cameras. - That's all she ever does. - But if you do say something... ...don't forget your accent. Drop your G's, and longer vowels. Room service. It's gonna be fine. You've gotta remember something. You are an image to these people. You're like an object. Nobody actually knows you. The last thing this is gonna be is personal. - Aren't you overdue? - Why are you in Rome? - I'm here on vacation. - I love you. You are not supposed to fly eight months pregnant. - I know. - Is Danny here? - Of course. - Danny. - No, no, I mean, he has... - He's working? - Yes. Yes and no. He's working. - In Rome? - Bruce. Glen Snackwell, publicity. - Hey, Glen. - I'm a big fan. - Thanks. Great. You fired Marcy? You fired Marcy. Two weeks ago, you told me I should go with Marcy. - I'm sorry. - Tell him what happened with Marcy, Glen. - There's a story? - Always a story with Marcy. - Marcy... Marcy... - You look fantastic. - Such a surprise. - You should sit down. I'm with the studio. Marcy's still very much in the picture. I just wanted to get you for a second. We're looking to come off this baby thing strong. You know, that little statue on the mantle starts smirking at you after a while. You know what I'm saying? - Not really, Glen, no. - Sorry. Yeah. Hey, Jules, that reminds me. I've been meaning to call you since the girls and I were in Taos. - It's so good to see you. - Come here. These are a mess. Anyway, Tallulah left her SpongeBob blanket in the red casita. - Okay. - So, what I wanna do... Here. - Thank you. - You're welcome. - Thanks, Bruce. - Is call Marcus... ...and have him get ahold of Louise so we can make arrangements to get it. He's home now, right? - Marcus... - I need to talk to Marcus. - That's so funny. What a coincidence. - Go ahead. Talk to him. Over by the window, with the reception. - Hello? - Hello, Marcus? No, it's Julia. Who's this? It's Julia. I'm with Bruce Willis. You're with Bruce right now? Can I speak with him? Oh, yes, Tallulah's SpongeBob. - I'm sorry, can I talk to him for a sec? - Did it drop out? - Yes, it fell out. - That's been happening all week. - Put that phone away right now. - What? Hang it up and put it away. Do you have any idea how vulnerable... ...a fetus' ain is to the electromagnetic field created by your cell phone? You might as well point a gun at her stomach. - I'm Bruce Willis. - Simon Leopold. - I am Julia's physician. - He's a doctor. What happened to Dr. Webber? - You know, Doc...? He was sick. - Dr. Webber is on vacation. - Well, he's sick. - He's sick on vacation. - Sick on vacation. - Don't you hate that? Sick on vacation. Sorry to have jumped on you, Mr. Willis. You do very good actings. Thank you. - Snackbar. - Snackwell. It doesn't matter. If we are to get there at 4:00 and do that... - I say 50-50. - Closer than that. - 2- 1 they don't make it to the museum. - 5- 1 they don't make it to the Egg Room. What? - She's still my wife. - She's a novice. You said so. - Led by an apprentice. - Being tracked by a pro. You want her to win. - Which her? - You know which her. - The one that started all this. - Right. - Good. For a minute... - Why would I say that? It's not her fault. - It wasn't. - Okay, then. - Good. - Good. - I'm confused. - Yeah, who are you talking about? - Isabel. - Tess. - I loved it, but I figured it out. - Not a lot of people did. - That's amazing. - The second she doesn't... ...talk to you in the restaurant, I knew... You figured that out. - Yeah, I mean, the movie still works for me. - Great. Can we just...? Does she really need to be rushing this quickly? - She's practically jogging. - In Thailand... ...mothers routinely give birth in rice paddies and then go right back to work. - Amazing women over there. - Rice paddy? She will not have it in a rice paddy. She'll be at her own paddy. And she will be very comfortable because she will be strong... ... from this walk and this exercise. Was she worth it? Was Tess? The moment that she doesn't talk to you in the restaurant, I knew. - Your friends didn't tell you? - No. - That's when you figured it out, huh? - Yeah. - But the movie was still enjoyable for me. - Okay. Thanks. If everybody's so freaking smart, how come the movie did $675 million worldwide... ...theatrical? Julia. Doctor. Doctor, you might wanna call the rice paddy now. Seal off the museum. Nobody in or out. - Bring... Bring it, ing it. - Quickly, quickly. - Sit her down. Sit her down. - Everybody just relax. - Can you hear me? Talk to me. - She is fine. She is fine. She's good? Okay, that's it. We're done here. No more pictures. - Thank you, Bruce Willis. - Just don't worry. - Thank you, museum. We are code four. - Walk slowly, like you're doing. We'll get you into the car as fast as we can. Okay, we're not stopping. Don't stop. - Hello. - We're on our way out. Isabel Lahiri, I'm with the museum. It is so great to meet you. - We're very late. - I'm sorry, this won't take long. I don't wanna be an annoying fan, but my boyfriend is such a huge fan. I can't let you leave unless you sign something for him. Do you mind? - That's very unorthodox. - Sorry, it won't take long. - What's his name? - His name's Robert. Aren't you a lefty? I thought you were a lefty. She is a lefty. Often pregnant women become ambidextrous. You are a big fan. She doesn't necessarily have to sign lefty. Oh, thanks so much. This is great. Okay. We're on the move. Thank you. You take care, now. And one more thing. I just got off the phone... ...with someone called Marcy who put you on a plane from Taos, New Mexico to L. A... ...where you have a 1:00 meeting about a film, Clowns Can't Sleep. Anyway, she just wanted me to let you know everyone's running a little late... ...and was wondering if you could make it at 1:30 instead. I knew it. Shame on you. I don't think we've met. Bruce. Isabel Lahiri. Nice to meet you. Do you really have a boyfriend? Or were you just...? Was that just part of the whole thing with them? So how'd it go? You Lahiri? I'm Section Chief Molly Starr. I spoke to a very nice man at Europol this morning, Commissioner Greisman. He wants you on the next flight to Amsterdam. There seems to be some irregularity with your paperwork. That one. Let's start with that one. Imagine yourself in a room... ...that's too short for you to stand up in and not wide enough for you to lie down in. A room with no light, no heat... ...and stone walls scratched by the teeth and nails of desperate men... ...men driven crazy by isolation. You will have rats for company... ...and a small window that looks out on the world that has passed you by. Your parents will grow old and die, just like your dreams. Your friends will forget your name, tell your stories as their own... ...because what good is a story when the person who owns it has vanished? - What do you want? - Testify against the others... ...in the Benedict case. The Italian charges will be dropped. You and the others will be extradited to the U.S. This afternoon. Plead, and you walk with parole. I can't. Think about it, Linus. For a moment there, I was already forgetting your name. Wait. Just hang on a sec. Linus. Right. Thanks. You okay? - Well, I blew the meet with Matsui. - Matsui? Let me guess. He pulled a Lost in Translation on you. That's his idea of fun for first-timers. - I mean... How do I not see these things? - Don't get down on yourself. - Obvious. - We talked about this. I hope Danny and Rusty appreciate the job you did in a tight jam. I am proud of you. - Thanks. - We both are. - You...? You told Dad? - I had to, sweetheart. - You told Dad? - We were on vacation. I'm sorry. Great. Thanks. You're gonna be dining out on this one for months. Hey, remember the time your mom had to come to Rome... I'm sorry. Every time with him. It's like... It's like a... It's like a... That was for keeping me in the dark. And that... That... ...is for making me a master thief. - And that... - Okay. ...is for ruining our second third anniversary. Okay. Okay? Come here. I'm sorry I kept you in the dark. I'm sorry that I made you a thief. - Master. - Master thief. And I'm very sorry that I ruined our second third anniversary. - Okay? - Okay. You forgive me? - A little. - All right. What was Bruce Willis like? Was he...? Follow it. That's Ryan's car. Follow that one. Hey, wait, wait! What the hell is going on? Your father's alive, Izzy. Your mom lied to you... ...to keep you from him. He's alive. - What are you talking about? When they divorced, she told him if he contacted you, she'd go to the cops... ...with everything to put him in jail. How do you know that? And why should I believe you? I don't believe you, okay? You know where he is? I know somebody who does. There's nothing back there but a forged 1077. - No. Really? No. - No. That'd be horrible. It's hard, you know, for dinners. Well, you must have very good contacts. I hear it usually takes days to buy your way out. - Tess, this is François Toulour. - Madame Ocean, at last. - Hello. - He's French. Shouldn't you be somewhere else by now, like... ...Outer Mongolia, maybe? Well, before we get to that, we just wanted to ask you one question. - What is that? - How'd you do it? Oh, so that's why you came. You wanna know. Well, I guess that's normal. But I got another deal for you. You both recognize that I'm the best, and I'll tell you my secret. - Yeah. - That... Make it if you get him to tell us... ...and tell him that he is the best. - Oh, okay. - I won't tell him because you're the best. - All right. Thank you. All right. We'll tell you you're the best after you tell us how you did it. How can I refuse a dying man's last request? The egg arrived in Rome at 6:45 p.m. The Saturday before it went on display. - It was at the museum by 8 p.m. - Wait a minute, hold on. You stole it that evening? With the museum locked down? How'd you get in the building? How'd you get past the sensors? Why didn't my recon team see you? - Don't touch my thing. - I didn't touch your thing. Like it works. You got greasy hands, you put them on the lens. Now I can't see. - You can't see anything. - I see you. You look like a retard. You look like a retard. I'll pay you a million dollars if you don't speak for a month. One month. - I wanna eat your whole head. - Go ahead. A million dollars. No joke. Right. With no equipment, no rope. Of course. Come on, don't tell me you don't know how to do that. How did you get by the laser field in the Great Hall? The laser fields. Well... Okay. Toulour, you're the best. Well, thank you, Danny. Good. Now, if you can just get us our money... ...we'll be going. The money? What money? The money that you agreed to pay Benedict if we won. - We're under a deadline. - No, no, no, you don't understand. You didn't win. You lost. And not only did you lose... ...your entire crew got pinched. I gotta tell you something. You don't look anything like her. Eventually, the nose, but the ears... I mean, the way you walk and you dress... That means that you spoke to LeMarc. You spoke to LeMarc? Since I'm dead, I think my involvement in this should stay among the three of us. - Of course. - Absolutely. It's ironic that the solution to all of our problems will be provided by Toulour. I'm sure I provoked him by agreeing with my American friend that you might be better. I apologize sincerely for the trouble I've caused you. - There's no need. - Especially now. Remember, from the time you see Toulour at his villa and the challenge begins... ...you must assume he will have you under surveillance everywhere you go. You'll have to put on a very elaborate show. The egg, the real egg... ...will be carried in a backpack on a train leaving Gare du Nord... ...at 9:30 a.m. - Thank you. You saved our lives, Gaspar. Yeah. And I'm still getting the better of you. And I stole a replica? Your paintings are in a high-security warehouse in Milan. It's 17 Via Andreotti, unit 222. - Security code is 2-3-1-1-6... - 6-4-6. Thank you. Listen, all games aside, that was... That was very good. That was good. How'd you do that? Well, I told you one story tonight. I think that'll be enough. So now... ...if you, both of you, could please... Now. - Whose house is this? - It belongs to a thief I know in Paris. He knows my father? Probably better than anyone. Who is he? - He helped with the whole Night Fox thing. - What's his name? His real name? I don't know, actually. I've only known him as LeMarc. LeMarc? Oh, my God. Where the hell have you been? Waiting. For what? For this. Oh, my God. So we done? Issue closed? - Is it actually good? - It's good. Trust me. I don't trust you, and I don't trust Ocean. If it's good, we're done. These grudges, they're awful. Nobody wins. Danny's had enough of this meshugaas. And the competition, it's worse than our business. Always some new young punk trying to prove himself. Guys like Ocean, they keep coming back. They don't like to lose. - Too much ego, too much pride. - Maybe for some guys, but not Danny. Trust me on that. Danny don't feel like he lost in all this. It's hard to believe, but that's how he feels. Well, if he tries anything... If anybody tries anything, I'll be waiting. Terry, I can't predict the future. I pay professionals to do that, and even they get it wrong sometimes. I can't say that nobody'll ever try to rob from you again. But I can say this: Lf, God forbid, anything does happen to you... ...we will not be involved. You better not be, Reuben. You better not be. Hey. Good to see you guys. You don't remember? You put me through hell, and you don't remember? - Hey. - Hey. - You're more beautiful than ever. - Hey! - Five-oh-five? - Four-oh-five. - Who's winning? - I'm little. - And you're big. - You're big? Oh, my God. - Hello. - Oh, my God. You're all under arrest. You're thieves. You're crooks. Isabel, Livingston Dell. Thank you. Isabel, Tess. The adult table. That's the kids' table. - Let me clear that for you. - I'm in. Can I get another beer? - I feel I know you. - Wait, wait. We didn't... We didn't bet. You want five? - Five. - So nasty. Okay. Is that a joke? Yes. - Jesus Christ. - She's drunk! su ip by goldy http://www.slodivx.net

In the year 2046, a vast rail network spans the globe A mysterious train leaves for 2046 every once in a while Every passenger going to 2046 has the same intention They want to recapture lost memories Because nothing ever changes in 2046 Nobody really knows if that's true Because nobody's ever come back Except me 998. 997. I f someone wants to I eave 2046... ...how long will it take? Some people get away fairly easily Others find that it takes them much longer I forget how long I've been on this train I'm starting to feel very lonely As I recall many have gone to 2046 You're the first to come back May I ask why you left 2046? Whenever anyone asked why I left 2046... ...I gave them some vague answer Before... ...when people had secrets they didn't want to share ...they'd climb a mountain They'd find a tree and carve a hole in it And whisper the secret into the hole Then cover it over with mud That way. nobody else would ever discover it I once fell in love with someone After a while. she wasn't there I went to 2046 I thought she might be waiting for me there But I couldn't find her I can't stop wondering if she loved me or not But I never found out Maybe her answer was like a secret... that no one else would ever know All memories are traces of tears Didn't you promise not to come back? I came to see you Why? I have no prospects here So I'll see how things are in Hong Kong When are you leaving? The boat sails in two days Why are you telling me? I thought we might go together You know nothing about my past do you? If you'd rather not tell me I don't mind If you win. I'll join you She found an indirect way of rejecting me As I recall... ...that was the very last time we saw each other Right after that I left Singapore I got back to Hong Kong at the end of 1966 Because of the price raise of ferry ticket There was riots in Kowloon I wasn't sure how long I'd be staying... So I took a room in a small hotel in Wanchai I wrote columns for the Newspapers They paid HK$10 per thousand words I t was pretty tough at first As long as I could make ends meet ...it made no difference what kind of stuff I wrote Diary of the Bazooka Hero The new star at Club Luk Kwok is Fei Fei! A knockout beauty with amazing bazookas! A smash hit with tit-lovers! Hang on. of course I exaggerate I can't say her tits are fake can I? I soon got used to this kind of life I became an expert ladies' man Lots of one-night-stands But nothing lasts forever anyway 24 December 1966 Is that really true? Why would I lie to you? You really know me? Weren't you in a show in Singapore in ' 64? Yes You' re Lu I u I was then Not any more What's your name now? Why should I tell you? On Christmas Eve 1966... ...I ran into a friend from Singapore in a night club We'd been rather close But that night... ...she'd apparent I y forgotten me Have we really met before? How could you forget? You said I looked like your late boyfriend You taught me the cha-cha Go on... You were always dragging me to the casino You'd hit a losing streak You owed a fortune My friends and I paid for your passage to Hong Kong You talked a lot about your late boyfriend A Chinese Filipino from a rich family You planned to marry him But he died young You said he was the love of your life I shouldn't ing back sad memories... ...at this time of year But do you remember that Christmas night... ...we went drinking? We talked a lot Was she just pretending she'd forgotten me? I took her back to her hotel She was dead to the world She'd had too much to drink... ...so I left quickly On my way out. I noticed a very familiar number If I hadn't run into her that night I wouldn't have seen that number ...and I wouldn't have written '2046' Can I help you? Is Miss Lulu in? Lulu? There's no Miss Lulu here There was a Mimi... ...but she's moved out But I was here two days ago! Do you know where she's gone? No! What do you want with her? Nothing. really I have her key I wanted to return it You can give it to me Thanks You want to rent the room? I'm just back from a oad I don't have my own place yet If the room's vacant I could take a look This is just a small hotel But our residents are all decent people What's your line of work? I write for newspapers Great! A fellow artist! I haven't always done this I used to be an artist too Really? I took singing lessons in Harbin Back then. I was a tenor It'll be a pleasure to have you here When will you move in? As soon as possible But... 2046 has to be redecorated 2047 is vacant Take a look at it Never mind I'll come back when it's ready Why that particular room? Maybe it's the number It has some significance for you? I'm joking Tell you what... Take a quick look at 2047 If it's okay. you can move in Then switch to 2046 when it's ready How about it? Can I see the room? Of course! Please... Once I moved in... ...I found out what had happened the night before Lulu was stabbed by a jealous boyfriend A drummer from the club She'd really liked him... ...and compared him with a bird that could never land For all these years... She has been looking for her legless bird' Most of her affairs ended badly But she didn't mind sad endings No matter what happened... ...at least she was always the leading lady Good! Sure! Go! Let's go! Let's go! I'll go with you! Good. I'll go with you! Sure! I understand! You know what I mean? I know... I understand I got it! Can I go? I can go! Sure! I understand! Got it! It didn't take long to finish redecorating 2046 But by then I was used to 2047 Sure! I started hearing a strange voice through the wall I thought someone had moved in But it was the daughter of the hotel owner. Mr. Wang Definitely! I'm definitely going! Okay. let's go! I had no idea what she was saying The bell-hop told me it was Japanese It seems she had a Japanese boyfriend Tell the driver 220 Granville Road Ga... ran... wai.... 220 Granville Road Turn from Humphreys Avenue near to Kimberley Road Can you say again? Don't turn down Salisbury Road Slowly. please... I'll draw you a map That's my pen! I'll repeat it once more Turn from Humphreys Avenue Near to Kimberley Road But don't turn down Salisbury Road Understand? I'll draw you a map Granville Road Turn from Humphreys Avenue Don't turn down Salisbury Road Remember don't turn down Salisbury Road His company in Japan had sent him to Hong Kong When he got here he checked into this hotel The world is full of men! Why do you have to choose a Japanese? Get rid of him! I will never meet him! You want my blessing? Not while I'm alive! It had been going on for ages Mr. Wang's family suffered under the Japanese in the war So they had to eak up Can you tell me what you feel? Do you like me? Or not? I'm scared to hear your answer But I have to ask anyway Leave with me Goodbye The man finally went back to Japan That's when Miss Wang began talking to herself Hey. ask your boss to turn it a bit! Mr. Chow you'd better ask him yourself Mr. Chow.... Hasn't he left already? Why is he back? I will not see him! If you won't give him up... Get out! Go away with him! I assumed that Mr. Wang played it so loud... ...because he loved his opera Actually he didn't want anyone to overhear the family row What are you doing? Come back for me when you're a little older! I said. Wait till you grow up! I like it Mr. Wang thought about very little ...but his two daughters The elder one was crazy about her Japanese man The younger one was precocious for her age She kept coming into my room for drinks Then she ran off with some man Another drummer from a club band. I heard After she left. her elder sister got into trouble too Hey. have a word with your boss for me I'm a bit late with the rent Anyway. he has my deposit Mr. Chow. tell him yourself He's in a foul mood these days What's eating him? First. one daughter ran away Now the other one's in hospital That's why he's so angry Why is she in hospital? He wouldn't say. he was quite strange... Steer clear of him! So. that's it? Anyhow. give him my invitation It's my father's birthday banquet He can deduct his gift from the rent I owe Later they imposed a curfew in Hong Kong Home-made bombs caused panic The economy stopped dead I stopped going out Some thought I was a reformed character Actually. I was writing A story called 2046 All about men and women looking for love... ...risking everything to get to a place called 2046 What's that? Let's go to... 2046. I made it as bizarre and erotic as possible. without crossing the line The readers liked it Some didn't take to the science-fiction angle But all '2046' meant to me was... ...the number of a hotel room I made up the whole thing But some of my own experiences found their way into it People I ran into in the normal course of things... ...turned up in my stories I felt more and more at ease in my fictional world Around that time. Mr. Wang's music got louder again More trouble with his two daughters... But also because of the bad state of the economy Allot of the rooms were empty Then in September the rioting ended Life went back to normal Soon. someone moved into 2046 Have you nearly finished? It's too early in the day for that! Some of us are trying to sleep! Peeking? The woman next door is quite a dish! What are my chances? You're off your head! A father-to-be shouldn't have that on his mind! Now she's pregnant My wife won't let me touch her! Come on Put in a word for me Okay... How much? How much have you got? Only $100... Wait for my call Mr. Chow! Mr. Chow. a call for you! Bright and early. huh? She's not up yet Why come over? I told you It has to be arranged She's not some streetwalker! A fellow artist like you Show her a little respect will you? Yes. I'll tell you right away! Miss Bai. your key You're back. Miss Bai Who is it? Who are you looking for? Mr. Chow suggested I come by... You're back. Mr. Chow Did you win on the dogs? I lost! I won a little Looking for me? I think you know this person? What are doing in that room? You said you'd arrange it! I paid you! When did I say it was this room? I said that room I said this one Your girl's in that room How embarrassing! Please excuse him I told you. the room on the left! I said I wanted that one! Shut up! Who is it? Oh. you again! I just wanted to apologize for last night Forget it Go away Ping. my editor. was out of line But he's not really so bad Just a bit stingy! Never pays his way! Always says he's oke when the check arrives So I thought I'd play a trick on him At my expense? Didn't you go a bit far? He only fell for it because you're so beautiful You're quite a flirt! Just stating the fact! A small token of apology... Please accept it I don't want it You're still cross. aren't you? Please accept it No! Come on... No! It's just a token... Don't make fun of me I mean what I say! Now. get out! That's good. let it all out How can I make you feel better? Slap me again! Think I wouldn’t dare? Come closer! Bastard! Don't be so petty! That's enough I'm courteous enough not to slap you again That doesn't mean you can take advantage! This time I'll give you face If there's ever a next time I'll be less polite It won't happen again My face is still numb Accept it! No! They're just a token of my regard I chose them myself See if you like them If you don't. just throw them away Good I'll leave now Calm down! It's none of your business who I dated last night! Who? Dabao! Which Dabao? The fat one or the skinny one? From Shanghai or from Shandong? The trouble is I know so many men named Dabao How should I know which one you mean? Yes. I did What are you going to do about it? Fine! I'll be waiting! Let me just say... Get out! You think I can accept this? Her or me You'd better choose! Now get out! 24 December 1967 You're back early! It's Christmas! Shouldn’t you behaving dinner with your boyfriend? What boyfriend? Then let's have supper! Come on... You have so many girl friends! You need company? Go out with them! They all want to be with me but I can't choose The fairest thing is to see none of them Come on. no point in staying cooped up in your room I'm not in a good mood tonight I might get drunk... ...and slap you again That's okay I'm used to it! If slapping me would make you happy take that as my Christmas present! Come on... Come with me Let go! I didn't expect to spend Christmas Like this What were you expecting? We'd made plans He was taking me to Singapore He says it's warm there at Christmas So I didn't even pack winter clothes What I'm wearing now... ...is for summer! Have you been to Singapore? I worked there for several years What kind of work? On a newspaper Is it fun there? It's okay Tell me more I won't be going... So I'll just have to imagine it What do you want to know? How's the climate? Pretty warm All year round Sometimes you can't tell what season it is The food stalls are great! Ping and I ate there after work We'd eat and drink till dawn Our land lord was a funny man Short and fat and he always wore a skirt... What the Malays call a 'sarong' But when you're away from home ...it sometimes gets boring That was a dull meal! Another drink somewhere else? You really Like to drink? It makes things easy When I'm drunk. I have no worries! Won't your girl friends be missing you tonight? They're not stuck to me! They see other men too We just have fun together They still need to make a living! I don't get it Where does all that fun get you? If you find the right person... ...why waste time on the others? If I find the right person! A man Like me has nothing much ...except free time That's why I need company So people are just time-fillers to you? I wouldn’t say that Other people can borrow my time too And this evening? Are you borrowing me or am I borrowing you? No difference! Maybe I borrowed you earlier... ...and now you're borrowing me Ridiculous! Don't get me wrong I don't intend to take advantage of you If that was what I wanted... ...I had plenty of options I just want us to be drinking pals Is that okay? It's hard But I'll give it a try Okay... Let's try! Where to? Let's drink! Mr. Chow. you seem happy tonight! I certainly am my friends are buying me dinner This way please... Ping! Is it someone's birthday? Better than that Chow has a new girlfriend! Definitely worth cele ating! Mr. Chow. what would you Like to eat tonight? Something expensive! Snake? Yes. snake would be good Snake isn't cheap Can you afford it? Sure you'll win the bet? Shut up! Don't mind him What'll it be Mr. Chow? Snake! And a lamb casserole too And ing Hoi's whiskey Yes! Good! Can't Let this go to waste it's delicious Where's your girl. Chow? It's already 2 a. m. Is she coming? She can't be coming I don't think she's coming It's all your fault It's because of you that this happened Why blame me? You ought this on yourself You said she was gentle and obedient Now we know the truth! I said she was sometimes obedient... ...and sometimes gentle But she's full of surprises that's part of the fun So. what next? Yes. what now? Whatever you feel Like doing And then what happened? Tell me! How are you going to thank me? Pervert! Open up! Who is it? Open the door! It's late You played a fine joke on me tonight I finished work Late Too Late to get there So I didn't come What's this? That's your fault too How could I know you'd stand me up? I thought I'd win a few hundred Instead I lost my moustache This is all your fault You deserved it Who pushed you into the bet? I'll tell you something... Ping asked me not to show up Anyhow... I wasn't that fond of the moustache You look younger now Don't you Like it? You're making fun of me! You tricked me! I'll get you for this How will you make it up to me? At least give me a kiss You bit me! Come and get me! You're in for it when I catch you! Don't touch me there! What? What are you doing? Shaving you Don't! Who knows where that shaver's been? It could ing me bad luck Let's go for Round Two! Why are you dressed? I'm going back to my room... I'm exhausted This is all I have Aside from loose change for the bus Here's $200 Please take it I don't want it I wasn't selling That's not how I meant it I want to pay for your torn dress Please take it I see... You're afraid I'll cling to you. is that it? Fine... I'll take $10 Think of it as a discount rate If you ever want to come over again ...I'll charge the same I'm going back to my room Come here Not tonight Why not? Not in the mood? Can't take the strain tonight Anyhow. I'm a bit short of cash Never mind. you can owe me No.... I don't Like being in debt The reception's at 6. dinner at 8 I don't mind if you can't make it just send your gift No more than you do! You hold banquets all year round! I've had four birthday invitations from you this year! I'll send over some more invitation cards later Think of people with money... Write in their names and send them invitations! Okay. that's settled Mr. Chow. holding another banquet? You know we have birthdays indifferent calendars? Another of mine has come around No doubt Here's one for your boss Alright Tell him that since we're so close... He can deduct his gift from the rent I owe Make sure he gets it Okay It's Late. what's so urgent? Just got back from Macau Chow asked me to ing you a present You two went to Macau? Yes. we had some days off So we went to the casino Oh. it's beautiful He says he found some money... ...in his pocket So before losing it all at the tables... ...he bought you a present Where is he? Not back yet You know what he's Like Extravagant at the start of the month ...and oke well before the end He made several thousand hosting that party So now he's really enjoying himself! Is he there alone? Of course not! There's a gang of them He likes company Was he always Like this? Let's not talk about him Let’s have a drink But I should warn you... I know you Like Chow a lot Don't waste your time on him He's not serious! Guess who? There's only one possibility! Let me have a bite first! What are you doing here? What am I doing here? What do you think? I thought I was pretty wild But you're much wilder! Pay up! I haven't seen you for ages I've been busy Liar Tell me the truth I am! Who was that woman the other day? What woman? Don't pretend I saw her leaving your room Who is she? A friend A friend? What was she doing in your room? Don't be nosy. alright? Go back to your room I have work to do I won't! I'm sleeping here tonight An overnight stay is expensive No problem Name your price I'd pay anything to be with you Every day Retail is fine Wholesale is out of the question Why? I just don't Like it Could you make an exception for me? No You treat all women Like this? Except one Who? My mother I'm serious I don't mind you having other women But I won't be treated the same as them I don't care if you love me or not I'll Love you anyway Since we got together. I haven't ought other men back I hoped you'd think the same way Will you promise me that? No I see... Then we're through I'll never bother you And I don't ever want you in my room again Here. $10 Tonight. I'm paying Thank you! If you're ever in the mood feel free to come over I'll charge you the same Having fun? What do you care?

You were rather loud Last night I meant to be You ing back women why shouldn’t I have men? I want to see if you really don't mind I won't go. why don't you come here instead? Forget it! Don't come! After Bai Ling moved out... ...she started dating Dabao And I saw other women too If our paths ever crossed we'd pretend not to see each other Rather pathetic. I know But it was better for us to end it this way ...she pops up in my stories Your change. please check it Thank you Are you going out Later? Why? Could you post this letter for me? Sure Then Miss Wang came back I knew from the familiar sound coming through the wall Please take me with you! Good! What are you doing? Wasn't I clear? Don't contact that Japanese man! Why are you writing to him in secret? Aren't you ashamed? Return his Letter! No? What are you reading? A martial-arts novel You Like them? If your friend wants to send you more letters and you don't want your dad to know tell him to send them to my room I'll pass them on to you She looked happier when she came back this time We talked more often Mr. Chow. another Letter for you Another! Those Japanese girls get so carried away! Let's see each other again Then. if you still think we shouldn’t be together... ...tell me so. frankly That day. six years ago... ...a rainbow appeared in my heart It's still there Like a flame burning inside me But what are your real feelings for me? Are they Like a rainbow after the rain? Or... ...did that rainbow fade away long ago? I'm waiting for your answer Why do you write all that stuff about sex? So I won't starve! Don't you worry about your reputation? Maybe I'm not such a nice guy Why not try writing something else? Who'd read it? How about a martial-arts novel? People Love them That's too hard I tried once co-writing it with someone We locked ourselves away for months Just got sore heads Those were good times... I Like writing too It's hard to make a living by writing I just do it for fun I'll show you some of my stuff Please do Here you are. read this first Wow. you're prolific! When you've read it tell me what you think Don't forget to give it back! Sure! Have you read my story yet? I have What did you think? I think you should never write another word Why not? You're so good You could put me out of work The Spider Sage thrusts out his right fist! Two chopsticks take off Like rockets! They Land with explosive force! Kaboom! The mountain splits apart! Slow down. I can't keep up Come on. they're waiting for it Alright. alright Caught up? Go on Where was I? The mountain splits apart Right... The mountain splits apart... ... smashing Iron Abacus to the ground! Iron Abacus? Isn't he dead? Is he? Then make it Iron Head Where did Iron Head come from all of a sudden? Hey. anything goes in martial-arts novels! Why don't you get some rest? I'll finish it for you Okay It felt Like having an assistant When I was I ate with my copy. I asked her to ghost it for me She was just a girl... ...but she could write as raunchily as the best of us We got a Long very well That was my happiest summer ever But it didn't Last... I encouraged her to face up to her father But she didn't dare She wanted to pay her own way So I got her job in the cloakroom at a club Thanks! She told her father... ...she was going out with me Sometimes I found an excuse to pick her up after work You're here Late If you're ready to go I have a taxi waiting I can give you a lift back No thanks Then I won't wait Feelings can creep up on you unawares I knew that. but did she? She was always asking... ...if there was anything at all that never changed I could see what was on her mind I promised to write a story for her based on my observation Something to show her what her boyfriend was thinking As a joke... .. we thought of calling it '2047' But maybe I was being too oblique I'd begun to feel that it wasn't about her boyfriend at all Rather it was more about me So I began imagining myself as a Japanese man... ...on a train for 2046... ...falling for an android with delayed reaction If someone wants to Leave 2046 how Long will it take? No one can say Some people get away fairly easily Others find that... ...it takes them much longer It takes great strength And it can hurt terribly I forget how Long I've been on this train I start to feel very lonely It's rather boring at first But you slowly get used to it We have a range of cabin attendants They can satisfy your every need They will serve you devotedly Like an intimate friend But you must never fall in Love with them Who'd ever fall for an android? Who can say? Events can creep up on you... ...without you even noticing It happens all the time Paragraph 201 in the Passengers' Guide... ...warns that Area 1224-1225... ...is especially cold The train heating won't be strong enough Passengers are advised to hug each other to keep warm Since I'm the only passenger... ...I hug my android cabin attendant I wonder if it's her mechanism or just my imagination... But I sense some responsive warmth in her artificial body Why do you want to Leave 2046? Do you know... ...what people did in the old days... ...when they had secrets they didn't want to share? They'd climb a mountain... Find a tree... Carve a hole in it... Whisper the secret into the hole... And cover it up with mud That way... ...nobody else would ever learn the secret I'll be your tree! Tell me. and nobody else will ever know I always... I always... I always... Very funny! I always... I always... Whenever anyone asked why I left 2046... I always... ...I gave them some vague answer I always... I once fell in Love with someone I couldn’t stop wondering whether she loved me or not I found an android which Looked just Like her I thought the android might give me the answer 10 hours Later I have a secret to tell you Leave with me I have a secret to tell you Leave with me I kept on asking But she never answered I began dreaming up excuses for her silence Do you know the Buddhist canon? 'The 5 Decays of Celestial Beings'? The 5 Decays of Celestial Beings It's all about the gods... .. and how they go through this process too Our cabin attendants are superbly designed But there's one problem When they've served on so many Long journeys... ...fatigue begins to set in They might want to laugh... ...but the smile would be slow to come They might want to cry... ...but the tear wouldn’t well up till next day! This one is failing fast I think you'd better give up I grew desperate I felt Like giving up But I was soon trying again I have a secret to tell you Will you Leave with me? I have a secret to tell you Will you Leave with me? Do you know what people did in the old days... ...when they had secrets? They'd climb a mountain. find a tree Carve a hole in it... 990... 991... 992... 993... 994... 995... I slowly began to doubt myself The reason she didn't answer... ...was not simply that her reactions were delayed It's simply that she didn't Love me So at Last I got it It's entirely beyond my control The only thing Left for me... ...was to give up 24 December 1968 Why are you inviting me to Christmas dinner? You know how much I'll lose in tips by not working? Wouldn’t it be awful to be alone tonight? I need company That means me? Your boyfriend hasn't written in a while I told him not to Anyway. It's hopeless No point waiting for me Why is it hopeless? Go and Look for him! If you don't. it really will be hopeless My dad will never give his consent If you were him... ...what would you be doing tonight? Why don't you ask him? Have you got his phone number? I can't hear you Can you speak louder? I'm already shouting! I felt Like Santa Claus that night I took her to the newspaper office... ...and Let her make a Long-distance call to her boyfriend I was happy... ...to see her so happy In fact. zone 1224-1225... ...meant Christmas Eve and Christmas Day On the night before Christmas... ...many people need a bit more warmth than usual I didn't get that Maybe that was for the best 10 hours Later I realized... ...the reason the android didn't answer... ...had nothing to do with her mechanism wearing out Nor that she didn't Like him More likely... ...she already Loved someone else Soon after that. she went to Japan I gave her a copy of my story 2047 I hope she read it 100 hours Later 1000 hours Later Love is all a matter of timing It's no good meeting the right person... ...too soon or too Late If I'd lived in another time or place... ...my story might have had a very different ending I have to tell you... Yes? I'll be away for a couple of days Please pay my daughter this month's rent She's back? Not Jing wen? I mean pay my younger girl. Jie wen So your worries are over! Going on holiday? No. I have to go to Japan But you hate Japanese! Why go to Japan? Jing wen is getting married Congratulations I wasn't sure whether to go or not Now I've decided... I just want her to be happy When do you Leave? Can you help me choose a present? No need for that She wanted me to ask you something What is it? She read your story '2047'. She Likes it a lot But she finds the ending too sad She wonders if you can change it? I'll see what I can do An hour Later 10 hours Later 100 hours Later Taxi! I also Like the story to have a happy ending But I don't know how to write it Some years back I had a happy ending in my grasp But I Let it slip away Don't turn your back on me! Has he been here? What's it to you? While I was depressed. I ran into Lulu again She hadn't changed. still intensively jealous You think he's yours? I thought you knew him well! That's the way he is! We've just been amusing ourselves So control yourself. Missy! Watching her taught me something When you don't take 'no' for an answer... ...there is still a chance you’ll get what you want 18 months Later Hello. is Mr. Chow there? I know I have no right to ask... ...but they say I need a guarantor The man who recruits girls for the nightclub... ...says he knows you Can you talk to him for me? No problem I know the man you mean I'll see him in a day or two Why did you choose Singapore? I don't want to stay here any Longer I've been thinking about it for sometime I want to take a Look at the place Don't drink too much You don't Look well Don't worry. it won't kill me You know what? I came by here at Christmas I thought I might run into you Why didn't you call me first? I don't know I came on impulse I don't know why That night I suddenly missed you so much We're drinking pals Of course you'll miss me You're right We're drinking pals Let's go Waiter The check Where are you staying? In a hotel. a rather small room But It's not too bad I'll see you back No. thanks I've just moved in. It's a mess I'll invite you once It's cleaned up I'll go first Seeing how much Bai Ling had changed... ...I was suddenly overcome by a feeling of grief Indeed. Last Christmas... ...I was not in Hong Kong 24 December. 1969 Have you seen Miss Su? Miss Su... not for some time Any idea where she might be? Probably back in Phnom Penh I didn't want to spend Christmas 1969 in Hong Kong So I visited Singapore and went back to the casino I waited for several days but Black Spider never turned up No one knew where she was Some thought she'd gone back to Phnom Penh Others thought she was dead Ping and I began working in Singapore in 1963 When my life Lost most of its meaning... ...I started gambling every day Those were hard times for me And only one person came to my rescue A professional gambler Some said she was a cheat She always wore black They called her Black Spider She kept her black glove on for 365 days of the year Nobody knew why for sure Had her hand been chopped off for cheating? Did the glove cover up a fake hand? Nobody really knew Why do you wear that black glove? It's a habit You're not from here? I am from Phnom Penh What a coincidence! I was just in Cambodia The place is in chaos what were you doing there? The newspaper sent me You're a journalist? Not any more Why's that? They made some changes and I'm now a 'consultant' On half-pay. with next to nothing to do So why are you spending your time in the casino? I tried to win enough to pay my way back to Hong Kong You Lost a lot? A few thousand You should never set foot in a casino in a bad mood You won't win I didn't expect to win I just hoped to get back my stake If you have any Left... ...I can help you On one condition When you've got your money back... ...stop gambling Why are you helping me? I take a commission 10 of whatever I win for you Think it over What good to her... ...were her tiny commissions on my winnings? After that. we went back to the casino night after night We'd eat at the stall next to the railway station She won back all the money I'd Lost+ Thank you Don't thank me. It's yours If you need me again tomorrow... ...I'll be waiting here after dinner I still don't know your name It's Su... Su Li zhen A few years ago I fell in Love with another man's wife Her name was also Su Li zhen It was because of her that I moved to Singapore I never dreamed I'd meet another Su Li zhen I told her a lot about the other Su Li zhen At first. we kept it secret But gossip soon spread Later we moved into a hotel We had Room 2046 When I think back. the whole thing was Like a dream You Loved her deeply? It's history Let's change the subject You. what did you do before? You want to know about me? Come on. we'll play high-low If you win. I'll tell you everything It struck me that her past... ...was Like the hand she always kept gloved A mystery with no solution Of all the men I've met... ... you've been the best to me I'm already missing you Why won't you come with me? Didn't you... ...promise not to ask? Hold me It may be years before we meet again The night we Last saw each other for the Last time... ...I told her... Take care Maybe one day you’ll escape your past If you do. Look for me Now it strikes me... ...that what I told her was actually meant for myself In Love. you can't ing on a substitute I was looking for what I'd felt with the other Su Li zhen I didn't realize that myself But I'm sure she did All for me? You want to get me drunk? I know you're a good drinker Let's drink! As much as we can! If there's any Left over... ...finish it next time you're here One small thing I have to ask you Here's some money. please take it What for? I know you borrowed from a friend for my plane ticket Pay him back If there's any Left pay my rent for me Where did you get so much money? An old customer He's always been fond of me He treats me well But he's too old for me so I never paid him much attention I ran into him yesterday while I was shopping He insisted on buying me dinner I needed money So I went After dinner I told him I needed money He said I could have as much as I wanted I told him I needed $5.000 At first I planned to save it for Singapore But I'm using it now Don't be silly You're still young You have great prospects I borrowed the money from my friends They don't need it back yet So keep this for yourself Pay me back Later there's no rush Why are you so kind to me? Perhaps It's fate Too bad it didn't Last I wish it could have gone on Longer Don't be Like this Let me buy you dinner tonight Waiter. the check! Coming No. Let me You're too kind You've spent enough time and money on me already I don't want to owe you too much I need to make a phone call Please settle the check I'll be outside Will you come in? No. thanks Get some rest I'll see you to the airport tomorrow Please don't I'll be terribly sad if you're there Take good care of yourself Why can't it be Like it was before? Please don't go Stay with me tonight Let me borrow you Do you remember? You once asked me... ...if there was anything I wouldn’t lend I've given it a lot of thought And now I know... ...there is one thing... ...I'll never I end to anyone As I recall... ...that was the very Last time we saw each other I haven't seen her since that night Why can't it be Like it was before? He didn't turn back It was as if he'd boarded a very Long train Heading for a drowsy future... .. through the unfathomable night Everyone who goes to 2046 has the same intention They want to recapture Lost memories Because in 2046... ...nothing ever changes But nobody really knows if that's true or not Because nobody has ever come back

CHINA 859 A.D. After 241 years of prosperity, the Tang Dynasty is in decline. The Emperor is weak and incompetent. His government, crippled by corruption, no longer controls the land. Unrest sweeps the country. Village by village, an underground alliance forms... 'The House of Flying Daggers'. Based in Feng Tian County, near the Imperial Capital, The House Of Flying Daggers moves in the shadows, Stealing From the rich to give to the poor, they earn the support and admiration of the people. At the same time, they are feared and hated by their bitter rivals... the local deputies, Captain Leo, Captain Jin. We're heading out on patrol. We're going to be busy again. The Provincial Office has given us ten days to catch the new leader of the 'Flying Daggers'. What? It took us three months to assassinate their old leader. Ten days? Impossible. Have you heard of the new Peony Pavilion? Yes. Does anyone know you there? No, I haven't been there yet. Good, now's your chance. Any information? We suspect one of the showgirls is a member of the 'Flying Daggers'. OK, I'll check it out. Pull. Pull harder. Pull harder. That's it. I'm done. Madam! I'm coming. Madam. Here I am. What can I do for you, sir? I heard you have a new girl. You're well informed. Is she pretty? She's quite a beauty. Bring her to me. There is one thing you need to know. What's that? The girl is blind. Blind? Then she must be special. I'm curious. How did you lose your sight? I was born blind. Why would a blind girl work here? Why can't a blind girl work here? You're right. What's your name? Mei. Mei? Every girl here is named after a flower. Why is yours so plain? I don't want to compete with those girls. What do you mean? The flowers here can hardly be called flowers. Real flowers bloom in the wilderness. Well said. If you impress me I'll take you to where the real flowers grow. What's your talent as the top showgirl? Dancing. Come closer. Don't you know the rules? A rare beauty in the North. She's the finest lady on earth. A glance from her, the whole city goes down. A second glance leaves the nation in ruins. There exists no city or nation that has been more cherished than a beauty like this. A rare beauty in the North. She's the finest lady on earth. A glance from her, the whole city goes down. A second glance leaves the nation in ruins. There exists no city or nation that has been more cherished than a beauty like this. Please calm down, sir. Go away. What's the matter? Please let me explain. This girl is young and inexperienced. Please forgive her. Take her away. Go away. Take her away. Stop! Captain. This is the Captain of the County. To hell with the captain! Outrageous! Arrest him. Let me go. Who are you? How dare you! I'm the captain. You're drunk and indecently dressed. Arrest both of them. Get your hands off me. Let me go. Please spare the girl, Captain. That man was drunk. It was not her fault. Please don't arrest her. Our business is new. I rely on her to ing in guests. How can a blind girl be a top showgirl? Move! She's a dancer with rare skills. Please see for yourself. Do you know the 'Echo Game'? I played it once... All right. Perform well and I'll let you go. Thank you, Captain. Go and change quickly. Fantastic. Excellent! Who are you, really? Why do you want to kill me? Government running dogs... I wish to kill all of you! I do enjoy fighting a blind girl. We found this in her room. You're a member of the 'Flying Daggers'. Who's the new leader? Where's the new leader? I'll show you what we'll do if you don't answer. Show her! In front of you is a torture device. Your head will be put here. Your shoulder, here. Your back, here. Your legs, here. You'll never dance again after this. Do you understand? You have one day to think it over. This girl reminds me of someone. Who? Rumor has it, the old leader's blind daughter disappeared after his death. It was a heavy blow to the 'Flying Daggers'. They vowed revenge for their loss, while searching for the girl. Why would the old leader's daughter end up in a othel? Who owns the Peony Pavilion? Perhaps the 'Flying Daggers' has realized we were responsible for their old leader's death. Forget it. Let's turn her over for a reward, and then go out for a drink. I have a better idea. Since we have some clues, let's follow them through for a bigger reward. Do you want me to do it? Of course, who else? All right. This girl is a rare beauty. You know I love flirting with girls. Don't let beauty blind your judgment. If I die under a skirt, I can still flirt as a ghost. Who are you? I undressed you only yesterday. Have you forgotten me already? Why did you rescue me? Why do you think? You're an exquisite flower. I'll do anything to help you. Control yourself. Don't worry. I'm no longer a guest of the Peony Pavilion. You're not a showgirl anymore. You're the daughter of the old leader. What did you say? How many blind girls know martial arts and carry daggers like these? I've rescued you, and your daggers as well. Why did you take such a risk? I hate the corrupt government and admire the 'Flying Daggers'. Much obliged. Why did we abandon the horses? Hoof prints can be easily tracked. I have two new horses hidden ahead. You've planned well. What's your name, Master? Just call me Wind. Wind? I wander around all alone, come and go without a trace. Like a carefree wind? No, a playful wind. You like to tease. I wonder what you look like? That's easy to find out. Here. Please let go. This isn't the Peony Pavilion. No rules here. You'll know what I look like if you touch my face. Come on. It's not respectful to touch your face first. You prefer to start at the bottom. That's fine with me. You've mastered the flying technique. Your right hand is skilled with a machete. Your left hand is powerful with a bow and arrow. Your heart beats steadily, you seem sincere. You can read me like a book. You're a ave man. I'm never shy around women. You're young, indeed. You know how to hold your drink. The soldiers are approaching. I've lost my dagger pouch. I'm sorry I was late. The 'Flying Daggers' are always moving. Where should we go? We just keep heading north. Just head north? They will come to us. The 'Flying Daggers' has many masters. Why did they send you as an assassin? No one sent me. I came alone. As the old leader's daughter, you should be more cautious. Have you considered the consequences? I'll do anything to avenge my father. Come here. These are men's clothes. Put them on for now. I won't take advantage of you. Have you seen enough? Please hand me the clothes. You knew I was here? Master Wind wanders like the wind. I'd expect you to be anywhere. You look different in men's clothes. Do I look awful? I will tell all the girls to wear men's clothes the next time I visit the Peony Pavilion. Now I know you're not shy around women. You're not shy either. How do you know? You knew I was watching you bathe, yet you said nothing. You saved my life. You can look all you please. I thought you were hot as fire. In fact, you're cool as water. I don't know you well enough. I really care for you. A playboy like you, are you ever for real? What if I am this time? Are our men close by? I'm sure today's fighting has fooled Mei. Our men will ease off from now on. Good. That'll save me some arrows. Any clues? Not yet. Don't let her see through you. Don't worry. I never fail at seducing a woman. She trusts me. I warn you, don't fall for her. What do you mean fall? Fall into bed? Like her father, she must be very cunning. Don't let her fool you. Don't be absurd. I'm in control. I have to get back now. Don't turn a game into reality and ruin our plan. Who cares, as long as the plan works. Shall we rest for a while? I smell flowers. You told me you'd ing me to where real flowers grow. Which is the most beautiful? How do I look? Pretty as a flower. Soldiers are approaching. I'm on your side. You? I am a Captain of the County. A captain? Nonsense. You are the bastard who oke the jail. You're wounded. Is it serious? No. Was it someone from the 'Flying Daggers'? It's not likely. Then who? I don't know. He's gone. I guess he doesn't want to reveal himself. This time, I believe that you're for real.

You've done enough for me. Please leave. Don't worry about me. We've come this far. I can't leave you now. I hope you're not seriously wounded. We agreed there would be no more fights. Why did government soldiers turn up? The general sent them. They don't know you. The general? How did the general get involved? This case is important. I had to report it. The general is taking over. The soldiers didn't have to be that aggressive. The general ordered it. He said we need real blood to draw the 'Flying Daggers' out. Even if the blood is mine? Jin, the soldiers' lives and our lives are worth nothing to him. You don't know how I felt as I killed our own men. I feel worse. I am tortured. You? I truly regret taking on this mission. I've followed you all the way. Endured many sleepless nights. My heart grows heavy when I think about what lies ahead. Is there no other way to do this? The general said: It's the only way to expose the 'Flying Daggers'. Jin, you should know, there are more soldiers ahead. What! The general sent them. They don't know you either. You must stop them. There is nothing I can do. The order given to these soldiers is 'Fight to kill'. If you don't kill them they will kill you. Take care. I quit! Where have you been? I have a question for you. What question? Are you for real? What do you mean? Do you feel anything for me? Don't take this so seriously. I want to know. I'm a free spirit, like the wind, always moving. The wind never thinks too much. I want the wind to stop and think. The wind cannot stop. Not even for me? The wind eezes through without a trace. Now you understand why I'm called Wind. Fine, go and be the wind. I don't need you anymore! I don't care if you're true or not, I have to leave. I want to end this. Are you going alone? I'd like to be the wind for once. Where will you go? Who knows. Whichever way the wind blows. Aren't you going back to the 'Flying Daggers? Do you want me to go back? I've left them, why would I return? Thank you for all you've done for me. It's you. Go. You said the wind could not stop. A playful wind stops at will. You shouldn't have come back. I came back, for you. Nia! Mei, you're back. Who will believe the madam of Peony Pavilion is the leader of the Flying Daggers! I behaved badly that day. Please forgive me. Did I look like a real madam? Very much so. What do you think of Mei? What do you mean? I mean her personality, of course. She's passionate. Go on. She may be blind, but she's very ight. Hardly anyone can match her. Not even I. Do you care for her? You are asking...? A man and a girl traveling all alone, what else could I be talking about? Mei is a rare beauty. I care for her a lot. Then, I shall act as the matchmaker for you two to marry. Marriage is a big deal. This is too sudden. She's not a good match for you? On the contrary. Mei is from a respectable family. I'm just a humble swordsman. Our old leader loved his daughter dearly. Now I've become the new leader, it's my duty to find her a good husband. I haven't been able to find anyone within the 'Flying Daggers' who would be a better choice than you. What do you say? I accept your offer. Our House is much obliged to you. You've done us a great favour. Please accept my gratitude. With much pleasure. What is going on? Where are our soldiers? They were ambushed. You were both plotting to catch me by following Mei. You're not blind? Are you the old leader's daughter? He has a blind daughter. She doesn't know martial arts, so I pretended to be her. If you had known the truth, would you have followed her here? It's all been an act. Who are you, really? My name is Mei. I'm just one of many girls in the House of Flying Daggers. That's enough. Take him out. You wait here. I want to finish him off myself. Move. Stop. Do you have anything to say? You're not Nia, the new leader. You're right. Of course I'm not Nia. Nia wouldn't show herself so easily. Who are you then? That is not important. Nia sent me to finish this matter. You've done a good job, Leo. We've never met before, but I know you by reputation. Three years ago, we planted you as a mole in the government. You've accomplished much in that role. I failed to protect our old leader from being assassinated. Nia knew that you were away on duty. There was nothing you could do. I'm grateful for her understanding. We need to win this battle against the government troops. You and Mei have successfully set up a trap for the general. Well done. I'll report to Nia and have you rewarded. It's my duty. Please tell Nia the general has led all his best soldiers towards us. Be careful. Don't worry. Nia has a good plan. There is one thing I don't understand. What's that? Who sent Mei on this mission? Nia did. Has Nia ever considered my feelings? What do you mean? I haven't seen Mei for three years. Now I have to watch her flirt with another man. It's not the first time Mei's used her beauty to aid our cause. I've heard about your feelings for her. Do you still love her? We're facing a battle that will decide the fate of the 'Flying Daggers'. The troops are closing in. This is not the time for love. All right. I will let you see Mei. You haven't changed. I'm still Mei. It's been three years. Finally, we're alone together. I know. You saved me during the battle with the soldiers. Thank you. You don't need to thank me. I would do anything for you. I know. You've risked everything going undercover to win honour and to impress me. You're the only one who understands me. I was all alone for three years. You were in my mind every single moment. My love for you was all I had to keep me going. Do you love him? You knew the plan. It was only an act between you and him. There is no future for you two. Do you understand? Nia! You can't force a woman against her will. Do not pull this dagger out. I'm sending you back to keep spying for us. You will be more convincing with a dagger in your back. You must leave immediately. Yes, Ma'am. I have sacrificed three years for you. How could you love Jin after just three days? Mei, I also have a task for you. Jin is of no use to us anymore. Take him out and kill him. Leo plays a crucial role for us. We can't let Jin ruin our plan. You must kill him to prevent any future trouble. You know our rules. Yes, Ma'am. I left you in order to save your life, but you still followed me. Please don't blame me. If your plan succeeded many in the 'Flying Daggers' would die. You wouldn't let me go either. It would be me on my knees, waiting to die. You're right. If I won, I wouldn't let you go. Go. How will you explain this to Nia? That's my business. Why don't you come with me? Deep in your heart, you have a secret. I guess there is a man you find hard to leave behind. Yes, a man who's saved my life many times. Was it he who helped us in the last battle? Yes. Then he has saved my life too. Do you still love him? When can we see each other again? We cannot. We belong to two opposing sides. If we meet again, one of us will have to die. A decisive battle is imminent. You and I are just pawns on a chessboard. Nobody cares if we live or die. Let's go away together and roam the world, as free as the wind. We'll wander around alone. Come and go without a trace, like a playful wind. No, a carefree wind. Just you and me. Come with me, please. Are you going with him? Why? You're the love of my life. You don't have to love me, but you can never go with him. Otherwise you'll die. Mei, you've forced me to kill you. I knew you would do this. You knew and you went anyway. Why? Why did you go? Why did you go? Why? To be free... like the wind. Mei. Mei! Mei. Turn... What? Turn... Turn around? Look behind you. You're a member of the 'Flying Daggers'. You're right. You're the one who loves Mei? Yes, I love her truly, while you are only playing a game. If you love her, why kill her? It's all your fault. My fault? I warned you but you wouldn't listen. If I can't have her, no one will. She has betrayed me because of you. You must die! Fine. You kill Mei, you must die too! Mei. Let him go. If you kill him, I'll kill you with this dagger. Mei! Don't pull the dagger out! If you do your blood will drain and you will die. You must not do it! Mei, I'm closer to him. He will hit me first. You cannot save me with your dagger. Mei! Mei! You shouldn't have come back... I came back for you, my love... A rare beauty in the North. She's the finest lady on earth. A glance from her, the whole city goes down. A second glance leaves the nation in ruins. There exists no city or nation that has been more cherished than a beauty like this.

>> In the year 2046, vampire bats from a distant planet... has come to a city on earth and started their menace. Civilians were killed, causing great havoc in the city. People lives are at stake... The local special task force are assigned to destroy this evil, to save the city in distress. Hey ... We are the best of partners, Cheers! You wait up here first ... Why? To attack, a man should lead. Make way... Diana is my third partner in STF ... Also she is my only love. To avoid such a tragic ending, I decided to ... stop loving my partner in future. Young master, what do u think of this place? Not bad. Hi, u are the young master? You have a unique taste, ever consider when to rent it? Anything just tell me first, then I will inform my young master. Understand? Ok, then Mr Rentfree when do u wish to rent it? Rent? Did I mention I want to rent it? U think we can't afford to buy it? The deal is closed. If not enough money, I can give u more later... Young master, we are still vampires ... I am still worried about your safety staying in this place. Rentfree, your mindset is still way back few hundred years back... Being a new generation vampire, one should have better visions. Understand? Please take your seats. I think here is too cramped... Waiter, this lady thinks this place is too crampy. Do u think we can ask the guests to shift? I think for invalid reasons, it isn't easy. That's true, but I have money... Do u think I give everyone $5000 each, is it enough? OK, I'll give it a try sir. Dear, u are really fantastic... Sir, that mister say he will give u $50000 instead... Dear, do u know that I ing u out for dinner is endangering myself? Oh, u mean your ... Shhhh! Don't say it out. Coz she always appear whenever I speak about her... I know u are talking about Helen ... Missy ... What did u promise me? What did I promise u? Firstly before I love u, u will not betray me. What does that mean? Only that I can ditch u, u can't ditch me first. Secondly, your future partner cannot be more pretty than me. I can't promise u that ... Dear, come here. Turn around and let her take a good look. You see she is twice better than u in every aspects. That's why I choose her... I was just joking, ok that's enough. Lend me your knives... Take all u want. You mentioned before... if you betrayed me, you would leave something behind. Sir, want to call police? No ... Is it that if I cut, we'll write off everything? Yes. Good!!! Take this. Let me drink a bit. Wait... You can't drink this, order another glass. Waiter, give her another glass of red wine. Why can't I drink this? Rentfree... This is just my personal opinion. Stop crying. I not crying ... Just now that person, when I just know him... He was only 130+ pounds... When he overshoot 160 pounds, I lost feelings for him long ago. But I respect him so I did not ask him for a separation. He actually betrayed me for another woman... He does not respect me. I am happy about the separation. Helen ... Can we be friends? My name is Kazaf. I just came back from overseas... 9877...try the rest yourself. Any news? I can't find her after making a few hundreds of calls... I suspect the girl is lying... So a girl cannot be trusted at all ... She's cry and laugh hysterically. I think she's crazy. I just like her the way she is... She's cute. Master, even if we found her... humans will never accept a vampire afterall. Still a vampire finding a mate is easier, just a look at her and then yourself will do. I prefer something more challenging than this ... Something more challenging? Have u seem anyone in love with a beef steak, or a salmon fish? When u are hungry, u will just eat her. If I love her, I won't harm her ... Anyway every week my father will send me blood. Hello, may I speak to Helen? It's really you! I am the guy from the restaurant... Are u crazy? What time is it? Hey, help me take a photo. My idol! Is that u? How u got hold of my photo? No lah, coz u are my idol. Before I joined STF, I've heard much about u. When did u come out? How come I did not see u... I took an earlier flight just to see how u look like... Oh is it? I've checked ur records, u've destroyed more than 100+ vampires and is the best warrior in STF. U knew me quite well. Oops let me help u ... Hey ! I've got it! Thanks, but let me do this myself in future. Being my assistant, u have to follow two rules ... Firstly, u have to follow whatever I say. That means I just do what u say. Absolutely right! To increase our powers, we take this... Eek...this will ruin my taste... Yeah but for a vampire slayer this is a must. We need a antidote after taking this. If after a night we still can't get this, we will become a vampire ourselves. If one of us become a vampire, what should we do? To be impartial, just kill. How does the antidote looks like? Here, this the one. Banana oil ? Yeah, this is just a camouflage. No smell of banana...!? Already told u it is not. Why? Shhhhhh ... Let me introduce, this is my new partner Gypsy. This is my sister, Helen. Hey...stop it! U'll sleep in my bedroom... Give me some face... How about this... You sleep here, she sleep in my bedroom and I sleep living room. NoNoNo...u sleep in my bedroom, she sleeps here and I sleep in living room. Hey, isn't your sister a amicable person as what u mentioned? Yes...errgh but everyone has different responses. She's just different .... What again? I just used a little bit she also cries ..... Next time use mine...just don't use anything belonging to hers. Actually I can leave u all alone, but u all looks like that fatty. Hey, why did u touch my things? Just taking a look at what u've dumped. Who says I dumped them? U are so ridiculous. Yeah, so what? Hold it !!! Why are u girls fighting for? What are u all up to? What has it got to do with me? Why don't u all pack up after u fought...arrgh! Hello? Hey it is u. Yeah just wanted to see if your phone is dead? Ha, full of power. So what? U sounds gloomy. Yeah...moody today. Why? What has it to do with u? U not happy I can tell u a joke. See u the day after at 12 noon...Bye! At 12 noon? Yes, any problem? The sun is the glariest at noon. U want to die, huh? Change it to 12 midnight. I can't ... I already promised her... Dun worry, we can catch him eventually. I am not worry about that. Basically, vampires are rare in SE Asia ... But this morning I thought I was wrong when I received this new assignment. But it could be due to this... The vampire royal blood is murdered ... Your father has evacuated ... He asked u to take care of yourself. It's written here asking u to protect this book, called Day For Night ... Five of the six vampire princes are killed. I suspect it is due to the book Day For Night... What book is this? This is Day For Night It is your family heirdom, hence we can't lose it. Day For Night is the NorthWest vampire gift to the royal family. Inside contains his 1000 years blood clod. Any vampire who takes it can also lives in board daylight. What does this has to do with the royal princes? The keys to open the book is subdivided among the six princes. So he's the last key to open the book. Yeah, so we have to find him fast. I've heard long time ago there's a vampire who tried this method. Yes, 2000 years ago there's one vampire duke nicolas from poland have tried this. How he did it? According to the books, he used a sort of sunlight lotion so that he can walk and dance under the sun, and even swim and enjoy the sunlight. Swim and dance? Where to find such oil lotion? It is already a legend... But I think we can use 2 droplets of kuai grass...and that.... add some pure lotus oil and ...some red wine.... and some pure sesame sauce.... protassium and some cold syrup.... Are u sure? All science are developed in this way. That's true....let's continue.... U see, after a stir and we'll put it in oven for 3 hours and then baked under sunlight ... Baked how long? 300 years only. 300 YEARS !!?? The longer the better in quality. If u don't want, 3 hrs also can... Have u tried this? Of course not, that's crazy. Then who have tried that? Maybe duke nicholas tried before... Who are you? Kazaf Your outlook is cool... Is it? Aren't u happy? If u don't like to wear properly, don't come out. Didn't u just said I looks cool. I said the reverse... I wanted to tell u my secret...i have skin disease... I can't go under direct sunlight. So I am in danger coming out with u. If so, why not u change our appointment to night time? A man must keep his promise. Hello, sorry I am late. It's all his fault ... He went for a costume party and don't even have time to change ... Sorry, it's my fault. Both of u are ... ??? Oh..err...yup, where's Ivy & Jackie? Yes, they are just inside. Please make yourself comfortable... Hey, do u always do that? Aren't u happy attending weddings? Thank you Thank you ! Congrats, Jackie. Hey wait, I may look handsome today but don't be mistaken... Ha, here comes the groom. Oh congrats! Thank you! Oh I am rather nervous today... first time mah. Dear son, what's there to be nervous about? Your father in the early years has to carry your mother...out the idal carriage...I am not the least afraid... Jackie, your wife seems to be missing... Hey son, where's your wife? I am looking for her too. You guys make yourself comfortable... He's your boyfriend? Yeah. Why his whole body smell of oil? Where's my wife? She's drinking over there... Honey, why have u been drinking so much? Hubby, I've just learned a new game. Let me show you ... Stallone...Ah...Stallone.... Bruce Lee...Ah...Bruce Lee.... Jackie...Ah...Jackie.... Oh no, dear how much have u drink? Didn't I tell u to behave elegantly today? Yeah, I've almost forgotten... Hey hubby don't go yet! Let me tell u all... My hubby is giving me a 4 carat wedding ring. I am so happy... Jackie, I have something to discuss with you. Ok, help me keep an eye on Ivy. Oh Jackie, we've known for more than 10 years. It's my fortune to ing along u and your wife. Yes, u are my indeed my good friend. So if there's something I did not do well today, please forgive me. What's wrong? No, just that I've lost your 4 carat ring only. What did u say? You ... Wait wait listen to me first. Have u checked thoroughly? Yes, did I passed it to you? No, its not with me. Oh dear... We are in deep shit. Tell u what...u better do another search. Ok, I will get some help to look around. Does my wife knows about this? No, it's really not with me. Is there something wrong with you? How can u lost such an important thing!? Let's take a photo together. Ok. Come closer. 1..2..3...Ok! Come, let's find something to eat. What would u like? Anything also can...its free-of-charge. You don't feel like eating? Your stomach is calling... I will take banana. Take banana is enough? Yes, I like bananas. Ok let's take more. Anyway it's free. Hey latest news, I heard the groom lost his ring just then... Welcome, let's give an applause to our newly wed couple... This time I want to keep it a secret also cannot... Host ...our loving couple has selected this day to hold their wedding...the day when they first met 7 years back... Host ...I think everyone is looking foward to admiring the wedding ring which the groom has taken 2 years to find... Lend me your ring. Why? Take this temporary... To Groom ...take this first... I've lost it... Are u sure? After the marriage, I will compensate u a new ring. Host Time to drink the nuptial wine... No...look at yourself. I want to drink ... No dear, u can't drink this glass... Dear, are u crazy? Oops sorry dear, I won't do it again. Ivy, don't marry him. Come with me... You are not fit yet... Glorious son, this woman is fantastic. Dear, u are fantastic. Hubby, here I come. Hey your whole body is emitting smoke. Smoke? Oops, my oil lotion not working anymore. Let's run... Why u always like to stare at my back? Nothing, but it is quite nice. Oh, is it? Hmmm...is it becoz of this, you always prefer your partner to follow behind? Of course not. I want to ask u something, why do u want to be a vampire slayer? My parents are killed by vampires and hence I sweared to avenge them. And u are the best among the vampire slayers. That's why I called you my idol. You believe? I bluffed you one... Actually u are the most good looking one among the vampire slayers... The reason so simple? Girls are simply so simple. Ha, I just bluffed u again... You liked to bluffed people? Your ex-partners all think you are a sensitive person. I bluffed them too. You stayed up here, let me do it. Let me kill him. Let me do it. Too late! He has escaped... Damn, we let him get away. Escaped huh? Where's my antidote? It's with you. No, should be with you. Yeah, its with me. Banana fragance? Hmmmm...nice! Your bottle has any banana fragance? No, u said it shouldn't have. Wow, strong banana fragance. How u know I live here? I followed u before. You always follow people? You don't like it? Hey, why did u live in a church? Oh, u are a catholic. Are u so religion? Yup, I ought some banana cakes for you. Hey don't worry. Just now there's still many left. No, there's not even one left. Wait, did u smell that? I think it is banana fragance. Hey, over here. Why must u choose banana oil as a camouflage? Why, what happen to you? I think the toxic is overtaking me. Take this. If I become a vampire later, kill me with this. The antidote maybe is inside the cakes, eat them. Please don't die, don't leave me alone. I'll promise u I'll be your good partner. I'll listen to everything u say. I won't quarrel with your sister. Please wake up, ok? You want me to be frank? Yes, I truly love you. Did u hear what I said? I not dying yet, but I don't understand what u saying? What? What did u say? I saying I won't die so easily. But I don't understand what u saying just now? But I know its very long... You take a rest, I won't disturb you further. How dare u... This time let u kiss, no more next time... What did u say just now? Hey, why looking for me so urgently? Hey! Tonight I am going to tell u honestly who I am. You better dun give me the creeps. I'll be angry. I just want to tell u, I am not human. You are not humanly now...how dare u behave like that when talking to me. I am a vampire. Look at my eyes ... Quite nice, where u buy those contact lens? Vampires suck blood this way. You think I don't know what u want. You must be thinking of how to ditch me. But I am really a vampire. Would u love a vampire? So what? Can a vampire ditch a person? I know, u dislike me because I am troublesome and fierce. But 9 out of 10 girls in Hong Kong are like that. You can always find another one. Go ahead and try... I have a few puppies at home, so why can't I keep another vampire bat? Maybe my other will object to you... I am not only a vampire bat, also a useless one. Hey what happen? I forgotten I have a long time without taking in blood. What are u trying to do? Bring u to find blood. You stay here, I'll go in alone. Be careful. Kazaf! Something's wrong, let's go quickly. Why? Our presence been exposed? Did u hear that? What noises are that? Bats... Where there are bats around, there may be vampires around. For no reason, the alarm went off. Do u think there's theft in the hospital. Thieves won't be so stupid as to steal things from the hospital. How u know? Theives nowadays steal anything. Who knows, they may even steal your ambulance. Wow, u got that right! Is it? Wow, who are u people? Oh it's u jackie. Last time I've saved u, can u help me this time? I think your friend cannot make it. Yes, he needs a transfer to another hospital. I can't... He's urgently needed a transfer. If u don't drive him there, he will die. Hurry, take the driving wheel! Please ... Jackie, drive faster! What happen? What is going on? HELP!!! Catch hold of the wheel! I can't drive! Hold the driving wheel firmly. Okay I've made it. HELP! Are u alright? Who are these people actually? Damn, I've killed some people... They are vampire bats. What did u give them? Pills for the mental illness. You gave them a lot! They have gone crazy, give them some music! Ok! Drink this. Drink, I've added this. Does it helps? Oh yup... Jackie asked me to return the ring back to you. What do u mean by this? If the ring is stuck on my finger, u will never get it back. Morning! Morning too! You helping my other iron his clothes? Yes I will iron his clothes in future. Ayy, u are fortunate. The one u love ought to be loved. The person u love cannot be loved? Can! He's really fantastic... Sometime u feel that he's cannot be love, the feeling seems to become stronger. But I still feel there's lack of something. Lack of what? It is ... Lack of what? It is ... Something you and my other don't like. You fell in love with a vampire bat? But he's a good vampire... All vampire sucks blood and kills. No, he would rather go hungry than killing. He really treat me very well. Help me talk to my other... Your other and I are vampire slayers. Please ... Please help me ... Sister-in-law, please ... We are family ... Being your sister-in-law, I really should help you. I've already said my other is in luck. You are so gracious and beautiful... So u will talk to my other... My idol! Can that work? It's all wrong... Yeah it's wrong but your other likes it. You really think my other will fall for this? He likes the type whose plain and yet simple. Really? Will it works? Then let's do it. Hey, can u call me one more time? Sister-in-law, hehehe.... You have an appointment? What else? and perfume fragrance too... Hey, I can go now. Do u like my dress? A royal vampire living in a deserted church, huh how pitiful... Tell me where the fifth prince. For you. What is it? A black gown? Vampire wedding gown is black. Really? How about we do this way? You check that way, I check this way. Hey why did u ask me to go that way? What u doing? Don't hold me back! Did u do that on purpose? They are truly in love... But that's my sister. She's with a vampire. And we've sweared to kill all vampires... That time I have not learn to love someone. When you love someone, you don't care about anything else... Look at me, I purposely wear this gown just to make u happy... Didn't u promise me u follow whatever I told you to? I know, I will wait for u here. Reeve, u will never expect it's me. Meeting an old friend is nice... This is my room. That's my bed. Can I take a nap? Yes, just sleep. Take a nap is good. Our bed are not just for sleeping, that's why it is slightly bigger. What other purpose? We can lie and chat... Most people like to chat on the bed... Pillow talk...u heard before? Nope. Let's have pillow talk then. Good. Why u so quiet suddenly? Why? Someone inside the house. Hey sister-in-law, u back? Come with me at once. Why? Your other is in trouble. Only he can save your other. Kazaf, I've been waiting for this day. I am not here for you. Let Reeve go... You still talk as though u were a prince. Bow to me and I can grant u a quick death. You still need my blood, if I kill myself it will be useless to you. Let him go. Why should I listen to you? Your friends already went to look for Reeve. Maybe I will consider releasing this fellow. Brother! If u want me to release him, drop your knife. Not a chance, let him go. Nooooo!!! Let him go! Brother, it is me. No! Brother... I am your sister. I am Helen. Looks like u appear to be much more stronger than your others. Brother! Let me do it! Three new vampire slayers has emerged... Translated By Sau Cheong Wong® July 2003 All copyrights reserved ©

I remember these five warriors who set out on a journey... ...to save us all from becoming innocent victims. They never lost the will to fight for good against evil. They did everything to fight... ...souls from the grave who had come back to life. Before we go, you need to know what we are fighting. When a corpse wasn't at peace, after a while... ...negative energy would build up... ...causing physical changes which would allow it to move again. These zombies feed on living flesh destroying life to live... ...and eventually turning into vampires. All-powerful, supernatural beings. -Wind! -Yes! -Thunder! Rain! -Yes! -Lightning! -Yes! The four of you look after the rest. This mission is dangerous, stay alert! Understand? Yes! Listen up! If you are bitten by a zombie, you can recover... ...but once a zombie turns into a vampire... ...if it attacks you, you too will become a vampire. Master, soon it will be day eak. The men haven't slept for days, they're exhausted. They need to rest, to recuperate. I feel a negative energy. We must be extra careful. Master! How close are we now? According to the map, we have arrived. This is a fortunated location. There must be graves around here. But I also sense danger. The buried spirits are very restless. Something horrible could happen at any moment. Master, we found it! -Where? -Towards the southeast! This is the grave of a general, but it's been tampered with. If the corpse is still inside, that means it hasn't changed yet. We must blow up the tomb. If the corpse has gone, it may be a vampire by now. Master, I'll warn the men. Good. Gas! Get back! There's methane gas everywhere! Put out the torches! -Rain! -I'm here, master! Catch the explosives! Master! Catch! There's a vampire! Get him away from me! -Stay here! -Then.... It's a wedding party. We can't tell them there is a vampire. Is the compass working? It's stopped moving now. Maybe it needs a rest. Master told us to stay alert at all times. Anything could happen at anytime. He also said that where we find vampires, we will find him. -We might bump into him. -I hope so. Smile, guys. Mr. Kow, these are the workers you requested. Are you dumb, or what? I need more than two helpers. Can these four men work in the kitchen? Yes! Yes! Stop looking at the compass. What are your names? Wind. Rain. Thunder. Lightning. Wind, Thunder, Rain and Lightning? What kind of stupid names are those? From now on, you are Kung, Hei, Fat, Choi. Now repeat that. -I'm Kung. -Hei. -Fat. -Choi. Those are names for servants. Give them a change of clothes. Let's go to the kitchen. Not in the kitchen. Go and ing in the wedding gifts. -Go! -Let's go! Stop looking at that compass... -...or I will fire you! -Let's go. Smile, guys. -The guy's ridiculous. -What gifts? -I don't even see the ide. -Where's the idal sedan? A bowl of noodles, please. This compass isn't responding. Maybe we're in the wrong place. Then what are we here for? I am still worried. What if master became a vampire too? -Stop talking nonsense. -It's possible. Hurry out and greet your ide! The wedding ceremony will begin now. Marriage ceremony! The ide and groom will honor the parents. I love this. I have plenty of experiences. Six times. This time you're going to be fine, don't worry. I like this. I like this. Say, did you see the ide? -It's none of our business. -Just asking. Seems like there's no vampires here. Let's just get our money and leave. The Jiangs are in the wax business... ...and they're very unlucky with women. The son has married six times... ...and his ides die soon after the wedding. Why are you cleaning up? You still have work to do. -We thought it was payday. -Oh, really? Who's going to take the lanterns down and put everything away? Me? No use cleaning up now. -We're just wiping our hands. -lf you want to quit, fine! Leave now! -What about our money? -What's wrong with you? Am I supposed to pick up what you left? Then you have to pay me. Think about it. Do you want to work or not? -Work! -Then get back to work. Boss! The Jiangs' house is the other side of the forest! Are you sure? I followed the idal sedan and memorized the route. Tonight's going to be real special. I've been paid to rob a wedding. We're going to help the Jiangs cele ate tonight! We're gonna find out if Jiang's gold is for real. What the hell? We've seen everything in this line of business. Don't panic! Follow the boss! What's up? The young master was bitten by a poisonous snake. -Snakebite? -It's too late. He's dead. Please accept my condolences. Goodbye. Young master! No, young master! It's my fault, sir! It's my fault... ...that a snake got into the house and killed the young master! It's all my fault! I'll never face you again! -I can't stay here anymore! -But, Mr. Kow-- Our money! The four of you stay! Now that the butler's gone, who's going to do the cooking and cleaning? I'm the real boss here. Why don't you stay, and I'll pay you. How about you four stay and catch the snake for me? Okay? Sure. Sure. No problem. -Chief! -What are you doing here? I...no...last night...they... We have guests here. Speak properly. Where's my gold? We didn't get to the Jiangs' last night. Something terrible happened on the way. Don't talk nonsense. Vampires! Vampires! Pal, there's no need to put up a show like this for me. We all know why you married your sister to the Jiangs. The Jiangs are loaded. I'm sure they'll pay off your gambling debts. What's all this got to do with you? I'll pay you back when I want to, and I say you'll get paid soon. Fine. Okay with me. I have money. But my men need money. Of course, I could ask them to cut you a eak! Are you threatening me with these scumbags? Is this how you repay a debt? You just killed my men! I'm going to beat you up! Where are you? I sent a whole gang out to rob Jiang and only one comes back? You should be disciplined. I am giving the compass a eak, and now it keeps raining. -You said the ide doesn't concern us. -Right. -But I see she's got you under her spell. -Right. -We're supposed to catch the snake. -Right. -The compass seems to be working. -What do you think happened here? -You saw a bird last night in the forest? -Yeah. Let's go take a look. Why did you flirt with her? You know the line of business we're in... ...ordinary people don't understand it. We can't communicate with them. It's hard to develop any relationships. Stop dreaming. It's no use thinking about it. -Who are you? -I'm just trying to make a living. I was hired to find Jiang's gold. Please, give me a eak! -I see. Have you seen ghosts before? -No. You want to see one? This place is haunted. If you hang around, you'll definitely bump into one. -There are no ghosts here! -No? Didn't you feel a shiver on your back up there? -You'll see them sooner or later. -Them? -You know what I mean. -Ghosts? And worse! Have you heard of vampires? Yes, vampires. But I'll give you a eak. I'm a good scout. You tell the others that there are vampires here. Tell them to keep away. Okay. -Leave by boat. Vampires hate water. -Okay. Where do I get a boat? Goddamn vampires. -What are you looking for? -You. I ran into a bandit searching for Jiang's gold. Everyone wants to find out about the gold. -What were you doing in the forest? -I went to check out funny noises. Good. Thunder has Sasa and I have you. Dear Brother, I know once a woman is married... ...according to tradition, she must remain with her husband. But this Jiang household is really strange. I don't think I can stay here much longer. I hope you understand my situation. Please, help me get out of here. Your sister, Sasa. The snake. The snake! Is anybody here? Anybody here? Sasa, what are you doing? -The house seems to be deserted. -What's wrong with that? Soon you'll get used to the peace and quiet. Our house is huge, don't wander around, you could get lost. Father Jiang, can't you please let me go home? -My husband is dead-- -Do you miss him? I can take you to him. What? Take me to him? You dropped your letter. You'd better pick it up. Son, we've come to see you. What happened to him? Our family is famous for preserving bodies. We air-dry them and then preserve them with wax. Others only last for a few years... ...but our technique is guaranteed for life. Don't worry, you'll never be lonely. My son will be with you forever. Last night, when your wife was sitting next to you...? You are a smart girl. She is just like your husband, she has been preserved. She'll remain here forever. Sometimes it is a blessing for a couple when one of them can't talk. Don't worry, I'll make sure that you get the same treatment when you die. -You'll be here forever. -No. No. This is it. -Nice jump. -You could scare us to death. Stop searching, they're all over! Just like a wax museum. Maybe there's a vampire hiding among these bodies. Gold! -This must be the Jiangs' gold. -I wonder how much they are worth. We're here for the vampire, not the treasure. -You're right. -Don't be silly. -We should forget the vampire. -Right. Idiot! If the vampire shows up, we won't live to enjoy the gold! -The sun's going down now. -You're right. You didn't tell me there are vampires at the Jiangs' mansion. People made up the vampire stories. I was partially responsible for them too. Many people are scared but it's just a rumor, that's all. Relax, I've worked for the Jiangs for years. I have everything arranged. Everything will go smoothly. After all those years, you don't know where he hides his gold? Old man Jiang was once a police chief. He's very smart and careful. So l-- The ides are dead. You must find that snake. The snake might bite my sister too. What's your excuse? They're hunting the snake right at this moment. My sister's in danger. What if the old man takes advantage of her? What are you going to do? There's man who can help us. This guy's called a zombie wrangler. His job is to make the dead move again. Old Jiang is not dead, so why would we need this guy? Actually, for generations, the Jiangs... ...have preserved the dead with wax. We can ask the zombie wrangler to wake up all of the waxed corpses. Just imagine all of those bodies jumping all over the place. The old man will be busy rounding them all up... ...that will be our chance to sneak into his house and look for the gold. It's a perfect plan. We'll ask him to show you. I don't buy this crap! They're already dead. Why bother them? They died in foreign places and I have to help them. I have to ing them back home to bury them tonight. You are the zombie wrangler? Let's see how good you are. Is that the best you can do? Tell me... ...are you here to talk or to fight? Sir, we are here for your help. We need you to awaken... ...all of the corpses in Jiang's house. Here's the down payment. Please accept it. Help you? It's no problem, I do it all the time. You saw what I saw, but... ...she's mine to protect! Let's put it this way, she'll be your sister-in-law. We were just trying to watch out for you. If anything happens, we're in it together. Quiet down! If she hears us, it's all over for me! I'm serious about her. -She's Mrs. Jiang, not your girlfriend. -Right. But they didn't sleep together. I still have a chance. -Anyway, you'll help me out! -Is that right? You all come with me. Master. What now? They're all waxed bodies. The compass doesn't show anything. They are all still dead. You were spying on the young mistress while she was bathing. -You shouldn't have done that. -It's a serious offense. What, you can look and we can't? According to our family rules, I must gouge your eyes out! I looked with a pure heart... ...but he's just a dirty bastard! -What's the difference? -You dirty bastard! -Say that again? -I mean you! -I thought you're bulletproof. -What if I am? You're on your own. -Are you okay? -You push too hard. So you are the unbeatable one? I thought you couldn't be defeated. My turn! We better burn all of these corpses. Hold it! We can't start a fire here. We might burn the house down. -Let's move them out. -Right! What now? There may be other corpses, we have to burn them too! -Let's double check. -With whom? We'll pin down the old man and force him to tell us. Okay. Just who are you guys? Are you here to try to rob me? With your fighting skills, why are you pretending to be servants? -We're after vampires. -He's right. We suspect that all these corpses... -...could turn into vampires, then-- -Ridiculous! That's just a rumor... ...to keep the bandits away. Ever since we became rich... ...the family members never stopped fighting. It led to the fall of our family. Never mind, I won't punish you. If you can help me get rid of my problems... ...l'll adopt one of you as my godson... ...and you can carry on the family line and inherit my fortune. I know this should have been my duty... ...but I'll also let one of you marry my daughter-in-law. Look no further. I'll do it. I will restore your family's name. Are you nuts? What did he say to the old man? Restore the glorious days. -What's that noise? -What's that noise? -Where's the compass? -Let's check it out. They're here. -Where are you going? -Let's move. What's going on? What's going on? That's Jiang's house. Sasa's still there! I've got to save her. -What about us? -Let's get our tools. -This is terrible! -Hei, help me! -Where are you, Sasa? -I'm over here! Move away! -Are you hurt? -My foot. Let me carry you. I haven't adopted you yet! How dare you carry her! Why are they moving? Stop them! Someone is using magic to awaken them. -Who are your enemies? -Enemy? You are my enemy! Get down! -What was that? -A vampire! We've been hunting him for months. I started that rumor to protect this place. It's not a rumor anymore. It's the vampire king. What? The rumors are true? Someone is controlling them, someone is calling them. How many people know about your gold hidden in the storage room? Who are you? How do you know about my hiding place? I.... We.... I see. You and the other three are all after my money! If I were, I wouldn't have come back to rescue her! Liar! You just want her and my gold! Not bad. I understand, you're a decoy so your friends can steal my gold! Right? If someone is plundering your gold right now, it's not my friends. Go check it out! What are you holding a rock for? I was just trying to help. Take me out of here. Please. But, Master Jiang...? You don't want me to be here forever, do you? Of course not. Let's go! -Where are we going? -This is a powerful vampire. We must keep going, maybe we'll get away. He's behind us! We seem to have lost him. -You can let go now. -It's all right. I feel better now. You can open your eyes now. Where are we? This is where we found the vampire king. We took a wrong turn! Run! This way! He's there! -Marry me if I survive. -I will. Thank you, Sasa. Goodbye! Mas-- He can't see you if you're wet! He's coming! Run! Run! Oh, no! The jacket's too short! Stay in the water and you'll be safe! -Jump into the well! -Okay! What now, master? There's no water here! Get ready. -Master, it's raining! -I know. I'm sure it's in here. This is the only place I've never been in. I bet the old man must have hidden the gold here. Why were you making us run around till now? Will the old man be back soon? Relax. We woke up all the corpses. It will take him forever to round them up. We'd better hurry before he comes back. It's too late for you now. You married your younger sister to my son for money! That's right! This was my plan all along! You can't use up all the money you have now. Be reasonable. Don't try to hold on to what you don't need. Why is it your business how I spend my money? Because we are family now. Family? You knew where the gold is, but you still took me running around?! Look out! He wants us to fight so he could grab all the money. Be careful. We're both here to steal! Don't listen to him! I'll be waiting for you outside. Don't worry, I won't be able to run away from you. It's easier to take it from him than from you. I fulfilled two wishes today. I got what I was owed for marrying my sister into your family... ...and I also defeated you. Which proves I'm a better fighter. Look what's behind you. I'm not falling for that old trick. Look what's behind you. Look what's behind you. Look what's behind you. I only believe in myself. Why is she not awake yet? Will she be okay? She is tired from running around all night. Where are your partners? They're getting ready for the vampire. The vampire has been to many places. Many people are infected. I followed him for months after we were separated. Then I stopped here to look for you and the vampire at the same time. But we never saw you. We've been looking for you for months. -Who's she? -My wife. We just got married. While the vampire was chasing us, we-- Did you take advantage of her when she was vulnerable? Do you feel the smoke? -Could it be fog? -Fog doesn't smell. She's burning. This is not an ordinary wound. This was inflicted by a vampire. She's been infected. She'll turn into a vampire within seven days. Maybe sooner. You better prepare for the worst. Although we haven't known each other for long-- -But it's not hopeless. -Really? She might be cured by powdered coffin wood. Might be? But you were sure just now! I said it's not hopeless, but that doesn't mean it is curable. At least there is hope! She's calling you. Sasa, I'm over here. Is there something wrong with my ears? Why does my voice sound strange? Really? I don't think so. Master, do you think her voice is strange? Start preparing the wood. Your ears are okay. Hey.... Hey.... Where is Sasa? Do she miss me? Are you young Master Jiang? You sound so strange. I've been dead for a while. I can hardly speak. Come here quickly and help me. Is that Master Tailor? I was before. You've been dead. That's right, it's been some time now. What's happening? I thought the vampire myth was just a story... ...but this is all real. They are real. We haven't known each other long... ...but I'm true to you. Jiang's zombies have all been feeding. Soon they'll turn into vampires. But they can be destroyed if they're exposed to the sun. -Master! -Master! Stop crying. Master! I'm scared. Can we leave now? Let me check. Don't leave me. Do you really want to marry me? I gave you my word. I'll never lie to you. Master! What now? It knows we're here. It knows we are coming after him. Master, no response. This thing has tasted my sword before. He's still afraid of it. Let's go! You can't come. Wait for me in a safe place in town. No, I want to come with you. It's too dangerous. Trust me, I will come back. -But do me a favor before I leave. -What is it? I want to hear you say that you'll wait for me. I'll wait for you. Don't worry, I will be back. Don't touch the gold! -Master, it's a wired net. -Be careful! I don't care what you are here for... ...but this is where you're all going to die. Mr. Jiang, it's better to rest in peace than to be one of the living dead. There's no point in hanging on. I want an heir for the Jiang family. This is all about face. I need to preserve our family. Your whole life's governed by face, isn't that miserable? Dragon, you love gold, kill them all and you can have all the gold. Okay, give me the gold... ...and you can have my sister... ...to carry on your family legacy. Spread out! Get down! It's been feeding on Master Jiang and Dragon. It's now stronger than ever. Master, the sword! -Master. -I'll get the explosives! Tie him up! Wind! Thunder! Rain! Lightning! Master! -Master! -Master! Master. Master! HEROES OF OUR TIMES This is a great honor, we made it! Sasa and I are going back home. What are your plans? The Jiang house is empty now. Ling and I plan to move in. What about you, Wind? I'm staying with them till I find a job. Don't forget to write to us. And you, Rain? I have no plans. I'll follow them all. Take care. Keep in touch. -Thunder, remember.... -Be careful! Be careful? -Be careful of what? -They mean Be happy! We must hurry through the forest before dark. Don't worry! Everything is fine.

It's you again, Nagara. Get yourseIf together! Damn! You use your muscle to swing your sword, so you give in to the weight of the sword. Learn from Azumi. The strength comes not from muscIe, but from speed! Where is Azumi? Oh yeah, she's not here. She was just her e a while ago. Yeah, she often disappears. Azumi! Azumi! AZUMI I wonder how far this sky goes. It'll be any day now when we cross that mountain and enter the outside world. That's right. We are going to pursue our mission then. Excellent... Yes, we are always going to stick together. Can't wait to leave this mountain and raise some heIl! I can't see any stars. Of course you can't. It's still daytime. Stars only come out at night. Then where are they during the day? Time to eat! I'm starving. We're starving! Master, isn't this a bit overcooked? Fresh water fish tastes better when it's burnt like this. - Nagara. - Yes, Master. You're soaking wet. What happened to you? We were training in underwater combat. Master, he lost again today. - He fell into the river. - He lost and fell into the river. Skip your meal today. No food, no mission, you have no chance. - What do you mean, fools? - Hey, stop. Let's get him. Hey, let's eat. - Come, hurry up. - Ouch, that hurts. Lately I'm beginning to see who's the strongest. Either Nachi or Azumi are number 1 and 2... Azumi is fast, and Nachi is strong. Ukiha and Hyuga are an even 3; the rest of us are more or less the same. I think I am one of the strongest, wouldn't you all agree? Hey, is that your only response? Nachi, that looks cool. Good luck charm, is it supposed to work? Something like this only works for someone who believes in it. Then it won't work for me. Yeah, welI, you're a monkey. I don't want to hear that from a frog-face like you. He's a frog, a frog! We are going to leave this mountain. Leave? This Mountain? Do you really mean it, Master? At last, the time has come for us to carry out our mission. Yes. Finaly, we'll all get to carry out our mission. Is this your son? Our Lord Tokugawa won the war, yet all this misery is left behind. It's time we put an end to such wars. We must try everything possible to build a peaceful nation. I doubt very much that the Toyotomi Allies will retreat now. Most likely this conflict and chaos will continue for some time to come. Unless we eradicate ambitious warlords trying to take over the nation, we will never see any peace here. Gessai. Assassins are the answer. Train a group of master assassins and have them exterminate every single warlord who intends to cause conflict. Priest Tenkai, I, Gessai, swear on my life to accomplish your wish. Azumi, wake everyone up and ing them to the clearing. I had acknowledged your potential when you were yet very young, and have trained and ought up all ten of you. Your skills in the martial arts already exceed by far those of warriors in the outside world. The time has finally come for you to go to the outside world, unknown to you since you were ought here, and use your skills to perform your duty. You all grew up and trained together, thus you all know one another truly well and have strong bonds. Now, make a team of two with the one you like best. Azumi. Are you done? Listen to me well. The mission that will be given to you from this moment on will be most severe and rigorous. An assassin is unable to choose whom to kill. Depending on your mission, sometimes you must kill a child, or a great and respected person. The way of the assassin is to have a mind of steel and to become inhuman: thus, I give you this final test. Slay each other. Slay your teammate. Kill! The one who loses this fight and loses his life has no aptitude to pursue the mission that lies ahead of us. The weak-minded one who can't kill his friend will not be able to pursue his mission either. The winners of this fight should terminate their counterpart and come back to the hut. Should you think of escaping without fighting, you must know that you cannot survive. Begin! It's Master's order. We have no choice. Nagara! Come! I want to pursue my mission. I trust that you do, too. Nachi. One of us will be left alive and pursue our mission. Nachi. Nachi, don't do it! Azumi. This is our destiny. Get ready! Azumi.. . You have become really strong. Nachi. Take this... This is crazy! Why? Why? Why? I don't know why either. But if we try as hard now as they would have tried in pursuing our mission, their deaths won't be in vain, right, Master? So this is a village. Master. Aren't we going to help? - Master. - Don't move, don't get involved! How come? We can easily get rid of them. You have an important mission. This is no time to be mixed up in a trifling matter. They will all be massacred. Don't draw your sword unless it is your mission to do so. Isn't it our mission to slay those kinds of bad guys? Master! Why, why not? Why, Master? Why couldn't we kill them? Merely kiling a hundred bandits will not change this nation. As always, well done. These kids have grown up to be pretty sharp. What's going on? I ought a letter from Priest Tenkai. Guys, good luck. Who was that? He is a Ninja called Nagato. Throughout this grave mission, he will be in and out, but always moving along with us. What does it say? The following three warlords Nagamasa Asano, Kiyomasa Kato and Masayuki Sanada will not regard the battle of Sekigahara as the ultimate defeat of the Toyotomi. They claim the young prince, Hideyori, to be the true loyal successor to the head of the nation. They press for the leadership of the nation to be returned to Toyotomi once he becomes an adult. These three are dangerous rebels who will harm Togugawa. They should be eliminated. Hey, girl. What are you doing? Stop right there. It's a young girl on her own. It's okay. Yes, sir. What a pretty girl she is, isn't she? What are you doing? Can't you see what I'm doing? I'm fishing. Fishing? Haven't you ever fished? Oh, I see, you have never gone fishing. Fishing is fun. And, when I am fishing like this, I can for get about all of the terrible things that go on in this country. Moreover, if you catch a big fish like this, you can boast for the rest of your life. Furthermore, a couple of fish from this pond will make you full. So you are hungry, and you want to eat a fish. This is how you catch a fish. What the hell's she doing? Kill him now! That's enough. Let's go! Well, you are very amusing. What is your name? Azumi. What's yours? Girl, you'd better watch how you talk to our lord. My name is Nagamasa. Nagamasa Asano is my name. You are the one that wants to start another war. Why? Such a young girl. What a pity. I feel sorry for you... Are you sure about that? Yes, sir. Asano clan is concealing the fact, but Nagamasa was assassinated. All of the guards were killed. How did they do that? Who are these assassins? They must be of the Ieyasu clan. Lord... If I may say so, we do not have any proof that they are of the Ieyasu clan. Proof? Ever since Ieyasu won the victory over the Ishida Forces in Sekigahara, Ieyasu has been acting as though he has the whole nation under his thumb. The regime belongs to our prince Hideyori Toyotomi. Nagamasa, Masayuki Sanada and I had pressed him to return the regime to prince Hideyori. The result is Nagamasa's assassination. I am next on the list. I am quite aware of that. Please remain cautious, my Lord. What? This talk of proof and caution, Kanbei, what happened to your warrior's way? Kanbei, it will be too late once my head is cut off. I, Kanbei, will not die after you, my Lord. I, Kiyomasa Kato, am not intimidated by any enemy. Ieyasu is a stupid fool. If all the warlords of the Toyotomi side unite to fight against Ieyasu, he doesn't stand a chance. I am troubled with a temperamental boss. - Saru. - Yes, sir. We'll let them kill our Lord. Azumi! It's a signal. They got Kiyomasa! Okay, let's go. They would be happy up in heaven for us. But Master, they weren't tough at all. Those slowpokes were no match for us. It's not that they weren't tough, it's that you are too strong. That's why you can't easily show your strength outside of our mission. That Ninja who looked like a monkey, he was funny, wasn't he? Ninja? Has anyone received any cut from their weapons? Master, there's no way any Ninja can get us. Ninja or any other, no one will be our match. Right. But be careful, Ninjas daub poison on their weapons. Poison? Even if it's just a pinch of poison, it may take your life. Oh, man, that's scary Hey, Azumi, are you alright? What's the matter, Azumi? I was wondering if that Nagamasa we killed the other day, and this guy today, are they truly bad guys? What are you talking about? What's gotten into you? But we don't know a thing about the guy we killed. He must have friends like we do. No time for silly nonsense, Azumi. They have to be bad guys, otherwise, why would we have to kill them. Right, Master? No need to ask such a question. Enough of this nonsense. - Have a mind of steel. - Be quiet! Just eat! We have completed our mission. I'm going to take a piss, then. Well done in finding a double who looked exactly like me. Can you kill those assassins next time? Definitely, my Lord. Kanbei... It amuses me to see your failure, but the fun is over now. Saru... Yes, sir. We will start the attack this time. It hurts I made a hole. That's cool! Big other, you're very strong. - You're not so bad yourself. - I know. Right everyone, right? Hey old man... Listen big other, I think I should open a hole in the left, that would look awesome. You dumb ass! If you keep doing stupid things like that, mom will get angry. No, I am scared of our mom. - She is scary! - I'm scared of our mom. Watch your step. It's slippery with blood. - I'm back you guys. - You're back. I ought a client. He got a job for us. Brother, he looks like a monkey. - Oh, oh, he got mad. - So, what's the job? As a matter of principle, I don't read letters. These are horrible assassins. As soon as you find them, kill them without a word. It reads like that. This is the drawing. Sorry, they're a bit slow. This girl is cute. So, one girl, one old man, guys, one, two, three, four... ...that's it? Don't underestimate them. They are tough, very tough. We, Sajiki others, have nothing to complain about if we can kil and make some money. She is very beautiful. Oh, look over there. Master, can we go take a look? Yes, go and have some fun. That was great. Yes, thank you, thank you. My name is Hyuga. I am Yae. Great. - You guys are better than us. - Please, join our troupe. Have you trained yourself since you were little? Yeah, you can call it training. Hyuga, are you guys performers? No, but we've been living up in the mountain, so we are flexible. I see. We've also been doing this ever since we coud remember, but we're not as good as you. Since you could remember? Yes. That's just like us. This is beautiful. It's from a foreign country. A foreign country? Yes, beyond the ocean. Come on, pack up quickly. The sun will go down soon. Yes, boss. Are you leaving? We are leaving tomorrow at noon. We are traveling performers. If we perform the same act in the same place, we won't have an audience. No, I'll come tomorrow, and every day after that, to see you. Thank you. But I have been living like this since I was little. Stay well. I'll see you again someplace. Come on. Hyuga, let's go. How are the Sajiki others? The Sajiki others are chasing the assassins. They've confirmed the whereabouts of the enemy. I have little confidence in those dim -witted others to kill the assassins. I know. Those Sajiki others are just meant to be the first attack. Saru, go to the prison in Nishikawa. You mean to get that guy out? Eye for an eye. Poison for poison. Amagi, Hyuga, time to wake up. Get up. Oh no, I slept in. Master, can I go out for a while? Where to? I want to see the street performers one more time. Oh, that sweet one. I think I can learn from her movement for my technique. Don't fall for a girl in a traveling company. Shut up! Well, Master, may I go? We're leaving at noon. Come back by then. - I'll go with you, too. - Me, too. Amagi, aren't you coming? They are in a playful mood. Are you sure it's okay, Master? Hey, Amagi, wake up! How long do you need to sleep? I thought we were to meet tomorrow evening. Things don't look good. What? They killed Kiyomasa's double and not Kiyomasa himself. The enemy is onto us. They've sent a party of pursuers. Master, what's wrong? We've been deceived. What? Kiyomasa is still alive. We killed his double. Go get everyone. We are leaving at once. Amagi, I've been telling you to get up. Amagi, what's wrong? Why didn't you say anything? - They are gone. - Oh well. Hyuga! Yae was so sweet. You're fond of Yae, aren't you? I wanted to spend a little more time with her. I finally met someone I liked. They may not be too far yet. Let's go. Come Oh that's it! Let's look for them. Come on, let's go. I'm sorry, Master. I can still do it. Our mission... Enough. Don't talk. I messed up. I swore I would work... as much as all of our dead comrades. They were a lot of fun. Yae, I know who you like. Who? Azumi? No, I am talking about the guy. What are you talking about? You can't hide it. I know these things very well. Even if you fall in love, he's a traveler and so are we. You'll never see him again. Such romances don't stand a chance. Are these them? The ages are right on the mark. And there is an old man too. One, two, three, one two three, one... Aren't there too many? There are more girls, and not enough boys. A rough count will do. By the way, do you see them? These girls are incredible. No two ways about it, they are the assassins. - They don't look like the drawing. - A rough resemblance will do. Excuse me, sirs. What can we do for you? Where are you going. Where are you headed? You're cute. Come, I won't do anything. You sure are pretty. What's your name? Tell me your name. Let me touch you a little. Get this out of the way. Damn, other. What a waste. Nisai, don't you go too far. Don't waste your life. Don't come near me. Give it back. You scared me. Stay back. They look like the assassins too. That's them, other. She is cute. Are you pursuing us? Yes. You're getting the idea. They have nothing to do with us! We kill whoever we like... Oh, I see. Then you have no complaints if you get killed. You are gorgeous. You fool! Hyuga! You are truly cute. That hurts! It's not over, yet! Now you got me. Saru. I have a job for you. If you accept my offer, then all of your past crimes will be for gotten. If you get me out of here, that means many more people will die. What have you been doing at a time like this? You killed someone? Our swords are only for the mission! You don't understand! The performers were attacked instead of us. They had our drawing. So Yae and- We must leave here immediately. Kiyomasa is still alive. We killed his double. What did you say? Amagi, what's wrong? Ninja's poison got him. Say it isn't so. Let's go. Quick! Let's go? Master, what about Amagi? Amagi won't last. Master, what are you talking about? You are going to leave him behind? We can't do that! Why do you think we have worked so hard until now? Damn it, I am totally confused! Have you for gotten that we live only to carry out our mission? We killed our dear friends, and stood by when villagers were murdered. Killing an enemy we don't hate is one thing, but not saving innocent people from dying... What is our mission, then? After everything we've been through, how can we leave Amagi here? Master!! Who are you aiming your sword at? Withdraw your sword, Ukiha Your sword can't even kill an insect at this moment. It's like swinging a mere stick. You are no longer an assassin. Amagi. Sorry. Go... ...please go. Don't be silly, Amagi. Amagi! Amagi! Why did you do that? I'll walk you... to the main road. Good bye. Good bye.

Listen Hyuga. Why don't you come to Tangou? What? It's my hometown. We'll have Azumi come, too. Tangou? Sorry, Yae. I may not be able to come to Tangou. I thought this smell was familiar. I guess my sense of smell is as sharp as a dog's. Who are you? Me? I'm Bijomaru Mogami. We just finished off three guys, now a newcomer. I hate to eak up such a nice romantic scene, but I want you to die. She has nothing to do with us. Let her go. Sorry, no. Being slashed before the girl you like and exposing your misery will increase your pain and suffering all the more. What did you say? Have you ever thought of yourself being slashed? Blood comes gushing out. No matter how much you endure, it's useless, you know you are going to die. You want to die quickly, but you can't. What will you think then? One sword is oken. That's no good. Saru, loan your sword to him. It's no fun slaying an enemy who is not properly armed. Don't worry. We have no business with the girl. I would be offended if you blame your defeat on fighting with only one sword. Do you know why this sword does not have a hand guard? I never defend. I will immobilize you with one blow. I was also taught to do as much. I am totally thrilled! You are quite quick. But you failed to notice that you are cut? Don't come! Run! Don't move! Stay and watch! If you run, I will kil you. It hurts, right? Do you want to die quickly? I won't let you die so easily. Enough of that. The fight is over. Monkey-face! If you spoil my fun, you will die, too. Go ahead Your bad taste creeps me out. Hyuga! Pity to leave her on her own. Bijomaru! What significance is there to kill a girl who has nothing to do with this? What significance is there to live, anyway? Shall we go? The next one better be stronger! If not, then I will fight against you! You got that, Monkey-face? He fought master fully. We'll wait for Nagato here. Yes. He said you were sweet. He wanted to stay with you a bit longer. Hyuga truly liked you. What will you do now? Will you seek revenge? The friend of your enemy will come to kill you. A never-ending story. Will you continue to kill each other forever? There are many evil people in the world. Someone has to kill them. It doesn't have to be you. Someone else can take care of it. Frightenly good swordsman... he's already killed one assassin. But I can hardly like him. In fact, I hate him. Don't be so harsh. Saru, I want you to do something. The final showdown will be in Gamo. - I wonder how they are doing. - They are dead. That's not true. They will definitely come. Master Gessai, Kiyomasa is heading for Gamo. Gamo? It's a ship He plans to leave Gamo by ship. We must get him in Gamo, on land. But the enemy is aware of our moves. They won't sit still. I know. We have no choice but to start the attack. Take these. They might be of use at some point. - Great! - Be careful. If they explode too close to you, you'll be blown to bits. Don't touch me! Farewell. I am counting on you. You have a beautiful face. How much is your ass? You want to die that much? Don't kill our allies recklessly. Money! Do you want more money? We need your help. You guys help us a little, and more money and rewards will be yours. Look, when we cross those mountains, it'll only take 5 days to reach Tangou. I see. You will get to see your mother soon, Yae. Mother... You don't know your mother? Ever since I was little, I've been with Master and everyone. - Put this on. - Girl's clothing. I prefer this. This is more convenient for hiding my swords. You are a girl. - I'm- - Girls don't talk like that! Stay still! There we go. You look beautiful. Don't say that! Azumi. The swords don't suit you. I don't want to see another person die. Kiyomasa is in the mansion. Let's go. Master! Okay, spread out! I won't let you get away! My nose is that of a dog's. It's me, assholes! That bastard. I'll get him. It's incredible you made it this far. Why won't you finish him off? If I kill him, he won't be of any use to us as bait. Did you say bait? A few more assassins need to be killed. Master! Ukiha! Run, run away. Wait for the next opportunity! Run away, I want you to complete your mission. What are you doing? Run away quickly. Don't worry about me. Go, go! Run! Smells nice. Be quiet. How fortunate we are on a mountain like this. Which one should I pick? Stop it. Stop it? Okay, I'll stop it. I pick you. Taro, I'll give you this one. No matter how much I try to escape... ...I can't avoid it. Even if I don't want to kill... ...I am forced to kill. You bitch! I'm sorry, Yae... I have no... ...choice but this. If it weren't for Master, I would never have lived. He will protect you. He always will. I am going to wait for you. I'll be waiting for you in Tangou. If you hadn't been injured, our fight would have been more fun. It's a pity I can't stay and fight your assassins. Saru, I'll leave the rest to you. Assassins are not going to show up no matter how long we wait. Such heavy security for a few assassins. General Kanbei is too cautious. I'll be back. Hey wait a minute. You just took a eak a while ago. It's my turn now. Let's decide with this. - I'll bet on tails. - Then I'll bet on heads. I hear the strongest one is still alive. I can't wait. Hey old man, are you still alive? Stop it. You annoy me constantly. Are you ready to die now? Do you really think someone will come and rescue a dying old man like you? Huh, old man? She's already here. Azumi. Don't come! Don't! No, you must come. Otherwise, he will die. Damn you! Wow! Incredible, she is just incredible Hey! Samurai bastards! Who are you aiming at? Damn it, who do you think we are? Just because you're Samurai, don't act so damned important. This is bullshit! This is our town! Never mind about her, let's get them! This is getting to be fun! What the hell is your problem? This fire ball will blow everyone up into pieces. Let's ignite this! Oh, no... I am delighted. No one is left to disturb us. How splendid! I didn't even scratch you. This is the first time I've had to defend. You are wonderful. Why not die? Master. It's over. Everything is over. Ukiha and Nagara are both dead. But I'm still here. There is no further mission that you need to pursue. From now on, live as you wish. Survive and keep on living. Master, I don't know what to do without you. You never used to cry. It's so quiet. Master. Master. No, don't. Master! Where do the stars go during the day? Time to eat! Let's go! The stars are always there. You can't see them during the day, but the stars are always watching over us from up above the sky. Even if we get separated one day, we will always be together. I'll be watching over you at all times. Kanbei. It's been a stimulating journey. Saru is not back yet. We can't let our guard down. I can't be scared of assassins! When it's time to die, you die. Don't worry. Lord, you won't die so easily. Your luck is too strong. Kanbei, the time has come for war. That stupid old Ieyasu... we will blow him up into pieces. You have done well in protecting me. Once we get home, I'll take you to a hot spring for some rest. Masterful! Lord! Nagara. What are you doing? We are the only two left. What shall we do now? Nagamasa Asano, Kiyomasa Kato.. . the next tar get is Masayuki Sanada. This time, we'll probably be killed. We are not going to die. We will survive. Everyone is with us. Let's go.

Dark Water And tomorrow we can practice singing, ok? -Yeah! -OK, see you tomorrow! -Bye! -See ya! See ya! B'bye. Yoshimi... no one's come for you? Yoshimi Matsubara Well, your husband has no objections on the division of property. So it's... our daughter? Yes. He's absolutely insistent on being the legal guardian. Why is he saying this now? He has completely neglected her from the beginning. Perhaps it's just that you've never noticed. He may... No, that's not it at all. He forgets her birthday every year. Where are you living? Presently I'm looking for a place for my daughter and me. But I'll be deciding this week. -Just a small question. -Sure. Is it true you had once received psychiatric treatment? Did he tell you that? Yes. That was before we were married. Over 10 years ago now. I was working proofreading novels at the time, and... You mean correcting spelling mistakes, that sort of thing? Right. And some of the novels I was working on then... were extremely graphic and sadistic. So it was a distraction to your work? No you see, the content was just so horrible... and I had to read them over and over again. So that's when you started going for treatment? Yes. I see. Is that going to... ? No, that shouldn't present a problem. You know I... haven't been at all since then. Don't worry about it. And unless something major occurs, the mother usually has the advantage when the child is under seven. Right. My being seen before... that doesn't matter anymore. Hey, a fact is a fact. What's wrong with speaking the truth? I don't think it will get you very far now. Go straight along the river. Right here? Thank you very much. Tired? This will be the last one, ok? Alright, I'm going on ahead... Ikuko What do you think this room's for? That's where you eat. How about this one? Where you sleep? How about this little room here? That's my room! Ok, I'm off to see Ikuko's room! Bye! Hey! How many floors? Gee, I don't know... Can you count them? One, two, three, four, five... So what do you think? A real bargain, I'd say. We'll think about it. Thank you. Ms. Matsubara? -Yes. Come right in. Please, come in. The apartment manager lives here too. So you can feel safe coming home at night. Disappointed? It is a little old. But it's built solid, you know. Please. Mr. Kamiya, I told you to wipe this up. Sorry, a bucket of water spilled earlier. After you. Which way? Here we are. Go right in. How old are you, Ikuko? Tell him how old you are. Almost six. Oh, you're in kindergarten. Yup! Where's my room? How about this one here? Yay! The kindergarten is really close. And next week we're having the wallpaper replaced. Then it will look as good as new. The humidity in here is unreal. Well, with all the rain we've had... Most people use this room as a bedroom. Oh, right... I haven't shown you the kitchen. Please. We're having the kitchen done over too. You'll find it very easy to use. You know the other family also liked the room. ''The early bird catches the worm.'' I see. It's just the two of you, right? Yes. Oh, then there's plenty of room! A real steal. Ikuko? Ikuko? Maybe she went outside? I'm going to go check. Ikuko? Excuse me, has my little girl been here? We haven't seen her. Really... Baron, have you seen her? He says he hasn't either. Ikuko! That's... my daughter! What floor was that? Can't tell. They all look the same. Ikuko? Ikuko! Mommy! What were you doing? I was looking all over for you. Where did you get this? It was lying on the ground. Where? Over there. There aren't any kids living here now. Well maybe some kids came over to play. Your lucky day. No. She can't have these. We don't know who they belong to. Careful now, honey. No problem! ''Lost and Found'' Mine! Hey! Come back here! You silly! The sound really carries, huh. Yeah, it really carries. Gotta be careful, huh. Yeah, careful! Count each tooth 10 times now. Yup, I am! Chee-ze! Chee-ze! Everyone, I'd like to introduce... our new friend, Ikuko Matsubara. Hi, I'm Ikuko Matsubara. I think we can do better than that! Alright! Pleased to meet you! Nice job! What floor, ma'am? First floor, please. Certainly. What's... Hello? Excuse me. There's water leaking from our ceiling. I'm Yoshimi Matsubara, just moved into Rm. 305. There's a wet spot on my ceiling, and water dripping down from it. Well the building is very old, you see. So it gets a little rickety. Ok, and so...? I'll make a note of it in the log. Ok, everyone! Quiet and listen up now. I want to introduce our newest friend on her first day! Can you tell us your name? Hi, I'm Ikuko Matsubara! Now let's all be good friends with Ikuko, ok? Ok! Please. -Thank you. We believe in giving children the freedom to do what they desire. This is our basic educational philosophy. All our kids are really outgoing. Ikuko will make friends in no time. Thank you. Not at all. Oh, thank you. Thank you. -Please. Sir, Kobayashi's here. I hear you called Ms. Tsushima ''stupid''? Come on, you're almost in first grade now. You said it to Kusano and Uesugi, right? That Ms. Tsushima was stupid. Why is she ''stupid''? What was it you said... ''Ms. Tsushima's stupid because she's fat.'' Right? What's that all about? Everyone overweight is ''stupid''? Well? What are you crying for?! Kobayashi! Yes, why? You think it's our fault? Well, it's nobody's but your own! Hello? Hello? The place may be old, but I really doubt that's the cause. I think it's a plumbing leak from somewhere above us. Maybe the room right above you... That's what I thought, so I went up and checked. But no one answered... All done. Ok, I'll tell the apartment manager myself tomorrow. No, you see... he won't lift a finger, that's why I called you. But I'm not involved with management, you see. But water is... dripping down from my ceiling. Ok, see you tomorrow! Sorry to keep you waiting, I was a little tied up. Where were we... Oh yes, Yoshimi Matsubara. You have previous experience, correct? I worked up until six years ago. Right, right... At Sanyu Publishing... quite a large company. As you can tell, we're quite small. Why did you leave Sanyu? I got married and then had a child. Oh-right, right. Are you sure you'd be happy here? The pay wouldn't be as high, you know. Well, I'm in a situation right now where... I really want to start working soon. Of course, I don't mean taking a job just anywhere... That's alright. I understand. Mr. Kono! Coming! Excuse me again. Sorry about this. What is it? Bye, now. Thank you. There's mommy. Hello? Who's picking up Yoshimi? She's been waiting all alone for... What? You can't just...! So who's coming to pick her up today? I see. Yoshimi Today, daddy's coming to get you. So just a little bit longer, ok? What about mommy? Mommy? Well, she... Sir, what can I say? Tomorrow is just too early for us to... Ms. Matsubara? Oh yes, I worked at... Sanyu until I had my daughter six years ago. My job was proofreading, and I look forward... to working with you. Right... Hey, wait a second... Ms. Matsubara! Ikuko Ikuko... Have you seen this child? Mitsuko Kawai (5), born 11/3/93, 4'5'', 45lbs., long black hair. Last seen 7/14/99, wearing a hooded yellow raincoat. Ikuko! Mommy! What are you doing?! I had no choice! You didn't pick her up! Stay out of this. Waiting there all alone... Do you know how that feels?! Come on. Let's go. -It's so pretty. -It is, isn't it! Want to try? Let's get some on the way home. Where should we do them? We'd get in trouble on the balcony, huh. Mommy? I don't need anyone but you. Did daddy say something to you? I'm sorry. You know what? I can handle anything, just as long as you're with me. You have one new message. This is Mr. Kono from Mitsuba Publishing. I'm really sorry for all the commotion today at your interview. Anyway I was thinking, if you'd like, we could have you start proofreading tomorrow. No! What? I just got a job! Really? Alright! You did it! Top floor, ma'am? Please! Fourth floor - toys. Going up! Ok! Come on! No! Ikuko, don't Ow! That hurts! There! I win! But that's not yours, Mitsuko. No fair. What? I like this one, so I'll give you this one here. You like it? Ikuko, turn off the water and come on out. But she loves the bath... We've been in here so long. Come on now, time to come out. Ok, let's play hide and seek! Yay! Once, twice, three... Rock, paper, scissors! Ok, Mao's ''it''! One...two...three... four... Hey, can I... This is our spot. Hide over there. I'm ready! What happened? Well... She ''threw up and collapsed''? That's never happened before. You probably forced her to do something. Not at all... You two... Just what have you done to my child! We haven't done anything. But... Try and calm down. Come on, let's talk. It seems that lately, Ikuko has been behaving oddly. Apparently she talks to herself a lot. I also hear you're divorced. That must be affecting her. We see this a lot with children of divorced parents. ''Come home soon, Mitsuko'' As a matter of fact, she used to behave oddly too. However in Mitsuko's case, her mother had abandoned her. Just got up and left one day. You never heard of her? The girl who disappeared two years ago. Mitsuko Kawai. She was one of our kids here. Is she... still missing? Yes. I think she was kidnapped by some perverted individual. Excuse me? Apparently you're late picking up Ikuko almost every day. ''Almost every day''? That's an exaggeration... Oh? Well, sometimes... I get there late because of work, but really... ''Every day'' ...who told you that? And is it true you yanked her arm and dislocated her shoulder? Dislocated it? Why no... of course not! And how about wandering around aimlessly at night? Do you deny this? I was a child then. My parents had divorced. Apparently I did such things without realizing it. But it was only for a short period. And I can assure you that would never happen now. If the mother can't show she can raise the child... Stop exaggerating everything! What are you talking about?! Don't deny it! -Please, let's remain calm. -Who is he! I'm Mr. Hamada's private lawyer Masato Nishioka... Using a guy like this... as your personal spy! Hey, I'm just worried about Ikuko. Since when? I don't care how you rationalize it... stop playing dirty!! Please, both of you. We need to set the next date. Right. Sorry. So it was you... And the bag... you put it there. What? The red bag, on the roof! -Why did you do that?! -What are you talking about! -Why?! -Ms. Matsubara! Take it easy! Let's go inside, Mr. Hamada. Are you alright? I take it... you're still in the middle of mediations. If you let them see you like this, they'll think you're unstable, which can only hurt you. My secretary's off today, so this may be a little strong. Woops! Forgot the cream and sugar. If they take her away from me... I... Your husband seems pretty serious. He could move against you anywhere, anytime. They say with children under seven, the mother has the advantage. But if you continue along this path, growing weaker by the day, it will be nearly impossible for you to gain custody. In any case, now is the most critical time. If you want to continue living with your daughter, the first thing you need to do is pull yourself together. Right... Come on, we can't get very far like that now. It'll be alright. Let's fight this together. Thank you. Did she eat her lunch? Sure did. Girls are just the cutest things. Auntie, leaving already? Yup, have to stop off at the store. You know how he leaves it all to me. Sorry, I know it's far... You're the only one I can ask. That's ok. You've done well with Ikuko. A far cry from the mother you had. She just couldn't think of anyone but herself... Ok, see ya. Thanks. Bye. Thanks. Ikuko... Ikuko Ikuko! Ikuko... Mommy! Ikuko... Ikuko Ikuko? Are you there? It's me... Is Ikuko with you? No. Don't lie. I wouldn't lie about that! Why, what happened? Yoshimi! What's going on?! Ikuko! Iku... Ikuko! Hello! Open up! Hello! Ikuko, are you in there? Ikuko? Ikuko... Ikuko? Are you here? Ikuko? Ikuko! Shoji and Mitsuko Kawai Mitsuko Kawai... May I come in? Sure. What are you doing? We're moving out. So Ikuko will... have to change kindergarten again? That's right. Why not wait a while? I can't. Ms. Matsubara, ... you know we're at a disadvantage as it stands. If you move again now, think of how the committee will view this. I don't want to hear that now! Mitsuko has returned to the apartment upstairs, and she's trying to take Ikuko away! So the room upstairs was open... I realize you're busy, ...but I'd like you to see this. What the... ? Mr. Kamiya! But I locked it... Wow, you were right... What in the name of... The family of that girl who disappeared... when did they move out? Well, let's see... the end of last year, wasn't it? The father lived here for a while by himself. Said his little girl would have no place to come home to. Which means, the water in here may have been running for the past six months. Mr. Kamiya Ms. Matsubara complained to you about this, didn't she? Did you look into it? Mr. Kamiya There are a lot of people in line for your job. A lot of people to replace you. Mr. Ohta I believe she also called you. We'll... I'm uh... Well... what about the footsteps I heard? Well, we know Ikuko was in here. So someone else could have gotten in too. The bag was lying right here. Did you throw it away again? Well, I threw it away once. But that's all I know. So it's disappeared... Maybe part of some superstition. Either way, it must be the local kids. Look how dirty this thing is... Do you have it cleaned? That's the cleaning company's job. I can go now, right? Woops... Think he's upset? And then right over there, I saw someone. Did you get a clear look? It was just for an instant, but I saw something. But I'll bet no one was there when you checked. Well, yes... See the highway over there? And the neon sign on that building. This water tank is exposed to light from all around. So if something passed in front of the light, it would cast a shadow on the tank. Then it would be natural for your eyes to play tricks on you. Although, coming up here all alone at night and seeing what you saw... that would scare anyone. Your husband's lawyer has also looked this over, and has agreed to the terms. I don't think this will compromise your position at all. Thank you. Just remember, this is simply a set of legal points worked out by lawyers. So just continue with your daily routine, and try to remain focused. I will. Hey, you're just about there. Ikuko. Ready to go back to school? Sure! Well, you sure seem better! I would... really like to thank you for all you've done. By myself, I was so confused... Not at all. I can see Ikuko needs you. And that you need her. That's all. I can see now that I need to be stronger. But it's not over yet. The final decision will probably be made at the next session. In any case, even if something happens before then, don't act alone. Contact me immediately. I will. One, two, three! All auntie makes is okayu rice. Hey come on, you were sick. It's good though, isn't it? I like this better. She ought her own water to make dinner. She did? Yeah, she said the water here is no good. Yeah... the water here is definitely not the cleanest. Are you sure about school tomorrow? I'm sure! Alright! Let's get your things ready. Ok, I'll go look for your bag. Ikuko... how did this get in here? I don't know. Did you go back to the roof? I swear, I don't know. I won't be mad, so just tell me the truth. Did you go up there? No! Ok. I'm sorry. Connecting to personal voicemail... Hello, this is Kishida... Hello, Kishida Law Offices. Hi, my name is Yoshimi Matsubara. Is Mr. Kishida there? He's out at the moment, and we don't expect him back today. Is that so? Well, thank you very much. No! Ikuko, stay right here. Mommy Stay here! Water tank cleaning log 7/14/99 Last seen 7/14/99 Ikuko... Ikuko! Ikuko! What happened? What the... There we are. I'll never leave you alone again. I'm always going to be with you. It's going to be ok. Ikuko? Mommy... Mommy? Mommy! Mommy? Mommy! No! Stay there! Please... Stop... I'm not your mother! Mommy! No, Ikuko! Stop! Ikuko! I'm... your mother. Mommy! Mommy! 10 years later -Let's give her a call. -Ok. Hello? We're here. Ok, we'll be waiting here... bye. Is she coming? Yeah, said she'd be right down. -Let's get some ice cream. -Alright! Come on. Ikuko, what about you? What?... No, I'm all set. I don't remember much from when I was in kindergarten. Just that for a very ief period... I was living together with my mother. -Mommy! -I'm sorry, honey. See? There she is! -I'm so sorry. -Not at all. Ok, see you tomorrow. Bye! B'bye. Yoshimi and Ikuko Matsubara Mom? Welcome home. You've gotten so big. Why... ? Nobody told me. Have you been living here all this time? My friend's house is right near here. I'm going over there today. It's next to my old kindergarten. The Shimizus, do you know them? That's my kindergarten, isn't it... over at the bus stop. This used to be... my glass. So you're already in high school... How time flies! If only I had known, I would've come to see you long before this. That's ok. You came to see me today. Mom? Remember when you said, that you could handle anything just as long as I was with you? Of course. Do you... still feel that way? Yes, I do. Good. Mom... Could I live here together with you? I'll tell dad myself, alright? I'm sure he'd be ok with it. He has a new wife now, and more children. I... Ikuko... I'm sorry, honey... that we can't be together. Mom? Mom! My mother was here all that time, ...protecting me. Yoshimi Matsubara Hitomi Kuroki Ikuko Matsubara (6 years old) Rio Kanno Mitsuko Kawai Mirei Oguchi Ikuko Hamada (16 years old) Asami Mizukawa Cinematography by Junichiro Hayashi Lighting Director Meicho Tomiyama Production Designer Katsumi Nakazawa Music by Kenji Kawai Edited by Nobuyuki Takahashi Production Sound Masayuki Iwakura Sound Mixer Kiyoshi Kakizawa Theme song by Shikao Suga The End

Are you sure this is all right, Mr. Fujiwara? The boss said so, didn't he? He doesn't need a bodyguard in this apartment anyway. But couldn't we at least stand in the hall and guard the boss? Guard the boss when he's fucking a girl? I didn't mean that. You're a hitman. Why don't you shut the fuck up till you're needed? Hello. Is that you, Takeshi? You are coming home, aren't you? You won't go away, will you? I won't go away, Takeshi. I'm working now. I'll call you back soon. Dad. Dad... Tadanobu Asano Hideo Yamamoto Takashi Miike No! No...No! No! Stop..! How does that feel? Who? Who is it? Ichi the Killer Hi, Miyu Miyu? It's me, Long. Inoue, stop it. I just thought if anything happened I could blow some fucker away. Ichi's taking care of everything tonight. All we do lately is go in after everything's finished and mop up. I got it! I told you to stop! What are you doing? If I can't shoot up, you can't talk on the damn phone. They're not the same thing. Give it back! Let's go. Let's get started. What the hell's going on here? You were the boss' bodyguard last night! Kaneko was, too. Don't put the blame on others! Sorry. I'm sorry. Do you have any idea? Don't you have a girlfriend? No, I don't. It gets lonely, you know. Why don't you get a pet? I used to have one. An alligator. But they're hard to take care of once they get big. I flushed him down the toilet before that happened. I remember I had a dog once in elementary school. What kind? A mongrel. He was so cute! But that old guy next door, he had a German shepherd. He was always making fun of my dog. Damn it So I started praying that something awful would happen to him. Welcome. Is Karen here? She's over there, please follow me. And something did. What? His dog died. Oh my God! Really? Well, I killed his dog. I strangled it with a skipping rope. Here, have another. Kakihara Did you hear? The boss disappeared. Oh yes, I've heard, he took the money and went off with some fucking 17 year old girl. If he was going to run off with anyone, it would've been you. One of the other gangs took him. The money, too. You mean he's killed already... What are you going to do then? You've given your whole life to him. He's not dead. I'm going to find him. Yes, Yes, you'll find him. But I think he's already six feet under by now. Don't make me mad, Karen. He's alive. He's alive. I'm 120 sure of that. He's waiting for me to come and find him. Yeah, but... You are the boss's woman. What the hell are you talking about? I'm sorry. Today's my birthday. Birthday? Is it your birthday? OK. I'll give you this. I told you to stop it! Stop it, idiot. They were kicked out from the syndicate Where else can they make a living but in Shinjuku? They do all the dirtiest, murder, arson, smuggling & rape. everything. Mr. Kakihara, of the Anjo gang. How have you been? So you're back in Shinjuku, huh? There's nowhere else we can make a living. Did you hear what happened over at your place? A little bit. If you hear anything, let me know. I'll pay well for it. All right. Do it quick. Die. I'm sorry. I can't hear you! Hurry up and die. I'm sorry. No use apologising. Stop crying! You can apologize all you want. It's not going to cut any ice with me. You stupid son of a bitch! I don't want to hear that you haven't found him yet. Give it to me. I want you to turn Shinjuku upside-down and inside-out until you find the boss! Don't come back here till you do! It doesn't look too good, does it? That doesn't mean I don't think there's no hope of course... I'll find him! Please leave it to me! I'll take it. It's nothing more than hearsay. I don't know how true it is. The Funakis are Sanko Syndicate members, just like us. And they've got their office right here in this building. All the better to watch what you're doing, to see where the boss is going. Why would they do it? Well, Mr. Kakihara, three years ago you cut Mr. Suzuki of the Funaki Family out of a porno video sales racket. Rumour has it that he hasn't forgotten that. So Suzuki's behind all this? It's just rumour. But I am sure that Suzuki makes no secret of the fact that he doesn't think much of you. He's spread some pretty ridiculous stories...even that you and Mr. Anjo were more than just a gang boss and his capo. What the hell are you talking about? Takayama, ing him here. Bring who here? Suzuki. But... Are you afraid of him? That's not the problem. We don't have any proof. Proof? When did you start worrying about proof? I can't believe I'm hearing this from Takayama. If we're wrong we'll give the Funakis the old guy's dead body. Get going, Takayama! I got it. Jijii, just go and buy some shrimps. Shrimps? Ouch! Kakihara? Tempura? What the hell? Kakihara! What the fuck is this? You look great, Mr. Suzuki! Where's the boss? The boss? You mean Anjo? He and that girl took off with your money, didn't he? What did you say? Wait! Stop, damn it! You're doing this because you think I took Boss Anjo? I know that you're pissed off because I cut you out of that video deal. And that you've been going around bad-mouthing me. No, I haven't! Yes, you have...hasn't he, old man? Who the fuck are you? So, Mr. Suzuki, then you aren't dubbing videos behind his back? So you are doing stuff behind my back... OK, it's true about the videos, I'll admit that. But I don't know anything about your boss. You've got to believe me! Please! Believe me. I'll ask you again. Where's the boss? I don't know! I haven't got any idea! Boss, that's too... I wonder how the old man ever managed to get a camera and a mike in there. I put it there. You did? Jijii asked me to before I was kicked out of Anjo Group. You knew Kakihara then? He wouldn't recognize me. I got my face changed after they kicked me out. Plastic surgery? Why did you change it to this? Shut up! Well, I have to make a call. Give me a eak, damn it! What the hell? Is it ...Suzuki? Kakihara! What the fuck do you think you're doing? This? Just a little torture. What did Suzuki do? Stop it! Take that off, Mr. Kaneko. Who the hell are you? Perhaps I might first ask what you're doing here, Mr. Funaki. We got a phone call saying that Suzuki was in big trouble with the Anjo gang. He thinks I took Boss Anjo. Suzuki wouldn't do anything that stupid! Let him go. You wouldn't happen to be mixed up in this, would you? What? Someone told us that Suzuki has taken the boss. Who? This old man here. Who came to you with the information? The old man here... So who? You! Go and find him! Welcome. So you came back... You're the only one who's happy to see a girl all marked up like this. How... How what? How did he beat you up yesterday? What? Did it hurt? I thought I was going to die! The bastard...l wish he'd die! Die... Yeah! I wish he'd die! Shall I do that for you? Huh? Ten million yen? No, you dumb ass! A hundred million yen! That's appropriate. We don't have that kind of money at the moment. OK, then give me the video business and we'll call it quits. All of our money disappeared with the boss. If you take the videos, we're out of business. So you expect to pull a damn fool stunt like that and get off not paying a thing? Kick this asshole out of the syndicate, please. It's much easier. You may be right. I'll make a sincere apology. It's not the matter of one or two of your fingers. I have a taste for sweet things. So what? In apology, I'll cut out the part of me that tastes those things. What do you mean? Ka-en?...OK...I'm on my way. I'm going to look for the boss. Boss. Why so late? I had to stop at the hospital. The hospital? Disgusting Look, it's amazing. What do you mean? It's alright. The human body regenerates itself. I'm OK now. See? OK, anyway listen, remember when you met jijii and his gang at the club? OK. And one of this guy was popping veins, got one of the girls to check it out and she said it's heroin. and here, I found this really fancy place for heroin. come up, come up. Who is it? I'm Karen from Hirando Good morning! Have you heard from him? What do I owe you that I'd tell you something like that? If you're not here to score, then fuck off. When you ask something, you should be more polite. What kind of person are you? This guy is Kakihara, the pierced guy, of Anjo Group. I'm coming in. Hey, who said you can come in? I don't know about that, but I don't associate with these bad-mannered guys. The boss is going to die. Huh? What's this guy talking about? If I don't hurry, the boss dies! I told you, if you're not here to score, you're in the way, so get the hell out of here. Scram! What happens if he dies?! Jijii! Come back quickly and give me a hit! He was already in there when we got here. I tied him up just in case he tried to escape. Where's the old man? What's this? That's our office! I found this. Boss Anjo... So it was you who did it! Where's the boss? I'll tell you...just get me a hit first. Where's the boss?! Where is he? Anjo...has gone underground. If you aren't going to give me a hit, then hurry up and kill me, Older Brother! Who are you? I know how you work. If you're going to kill me anyway, at least do it quick, Older Brother. Kano? That's me. Kano? You're Kano?! But your face is different! So you did this? It was Ichi who did it. Who's this Ichi? All I did was go in and clean up when he'd finished. But Ichi's next target is you, Older Brother. You were in love with Anjo, weren't you! But it wasn't because you were queer or you admired him or anything. It was because you loved the pain you felt when he beat you up! That's why you're looking for him so hard, isn't it! So he can hurt you again! I'm not going to forget what you did to me! Kakihara, I'll never forgive you! I'm going to blow that fucker away! What did you do with the girl? He asked where girl with Anjo is. Girl? Man want us find girl you take with Anjo. You give back now. Wait a minute! You guys are making a mistake! We'll kill you! You no say, we kill whole family. Will you listen to me, damn it! It wasn't me! I didn't have anything to do with it! Believe me, please! Ask somebody else, please. We're running out of time. Time's up. What do you mean Time's up? We cut you here. It won't hurt much. No! Please! Help! Someone says he saw a man with a torn-up mouth attack Anjo's office? That's Kakihara! I knew it! I can't eathe with this mask. ...Should have made it nicer. It gets fogged and I can't see anything when I eathe. Hi, Miyu Miyu, how are you? Telling me you've worked all day and only made 30,000 Yen?! Stop it! Don't hit me anymore! Hey, tell me. You can suck dick and you've got a cunt and you're telling me this is all you got?! No one wants to look at me because you keep beating me up! Don't you talk back to me, bitch! How do you feel, huh? Oh ! Willy is erect Who the fuck are you? Oh ! Willy is erect Come in here! What are you doing? Goddamn peeping tom. What the fuck is this costume? What are you doing? Can't you talk, asshole? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What's this I'm sorry bullshit? What's the matter with you? Why are you crying? No, I'm not. Yes, you are! I'm not. You're fucking crying! You ARE crying! No, I'm not! What are you doing? I killed him for you. I promised I'd kill him for you. ...but don't worry... I'll hit you instead. You'll do it for me? Thank you! Kakihara, you are expelled from the Syndicate. The Syndicate has come to this decision based on the arrogance of the actions of you and your men in the way you have chosen to search for Anjo, in your lynching of Suzuki, and in your refusing Funaki's offer. Have you anything to say? Hey, are you listening? Kakihara! Is that all you wanted to see me about? That's all. Well, thanks for everything. I guess he's gone. Hey, Suzuki...you're sure this is right thing to do? I don't like how easily he accepted it and then just walked away. You don't think he's planning to take some kind of revenge, do you? I forgot one thing. What's that? I'm taking over the Anjo Group. Ouch... ! So we've been expelled? That's right. So every Yakuza in Shinjuku is now our enemy. Anyone who wants out better say so now. I'm sorry. I'd like to give back the sake cup I used to pledge allegiance. Oh, you do? They've expelled Kakihara. Where's the money? I've put half into the account you told me to. Half? You oke your promise. I'll put the rest in once you succeed. 300 million yen is a lot of money. What if you blow it? Next three, four days, you get everyone out of the Yakuza mansion. They get in the way. You can do that? Right. I'll get started on it right away. You be sure you squash them good. Where are you going? What am I supposed to do? Just wait here. Don't move. Ichi... Ichi! I had a dream... about Miss Tachibana. The girl who tried to help you when you were being bullied, the girl who ended up getting raped? When they were raping her she asked me to help. But my legs were shaking so bad I couldn't move. I still have dreams about her calling to me for help. You wanted to save her so much? I wanted to rape her. You wanted to save her, didn't you? She wanted it to be me, that did it. Ichi! Open your eyes, damn it! You have been expelled from the Syndicate, haven't you? If you come, it'll cause trouble... Who do you think you're talking to? It hurts. Mr. Kakihara, stop it, please. It'll be torn off! Karen, Karen! Karen, do something, will you? Can I do it, too? Take your shoes off. Hurry up! Go and get it. Come on, hurry! Hey, give it back to me. What? Asshole. Your dad had to quit the police because he lost his pistol. What an idiot! They're both idiots, him and his dad! They use tax money to make those guns, don't they? Yeah! Give us our money back, asshole! Come on, hurry and fetch it. Hey! Hurry up! Can't you hear what I'm saying? Hey! Quit staring! Fuck off, you jerk! More? You're my woman now, aren't you? Do it like you did before, then. Does it hurt? Keep going. Listen, when you're giving pain to someone, don't think about the pain that person is feeling. Do it like you want to kill me. The boss was much better than you. That's enough, You're not the one. Hey, come back! Turn on the TV, Ichi. The ones you kill are those guys. Get in fast and finish them off. I can't Sure you can! They're bullies, all of them. They work for the man you killed before. They won't be any problem for you. Just go in there and go crazy. No way. There's too many of them. Come on! You want revenge, don't you? Weren't you going to kill all the bullies? Those men extort money from poor people. They beat up the weak and strut around like they're something special. You've got to take revenge! See that guy with the shaved head? Doesn't he look like Imamura who bullied you in middle school? And isn't the guy beside him a dead ringer for Tokito, the boy who scribbled all over your textbooks? Well, Ichi? He does look like him. Did you take revenge? Killing's not nice. I told you not to worry about that. They're all just a bunch of bullies. The people I just killed... they weren't the ones who bullied me. They're bad people. Of course they should die. How did it feel today? I don't want to kill any more. Don't be stupid! If you don't kill the bad guys, who will? I don't want to kill. You're going to keep on killing them, aren't you? I don't want to. Kill the bad guys. Kill. Thank you for saving me. What's wrong with you? Are you all right? What's your name? Ichi. We're friends, aren't we? Fuck! What is this mess? Boss... What's this? So he came after all... Isn't this something? I'm scared! Hey, all of you! Don't run away! Everything's bursting out... Aren't you going to run? I'm sorry, boss. They are all gone. Don't bother. Takayama, call the East Shinjuku Police Station. Will you report this to the police? No. I'm going to get them to give us a hand. Some kids were bullying me and this really strong guy came along and kicked their asses! You can do karate and all that stuff, can't you? Teach me how.

Go home. I will be strong and take revenge on them. Takeshi. Takeshi! I'm on a very important job now. Maybe someday I can't come back home. So if anything happens to me, go and live with your mom. I won't. Don't worry, I'm all right by myself. Takeshi. How much longer are you going to take to do this? Go and find Ichi! I don't know what he looks like. Find anyone who smells like blood. Go and get him! How are you feeling? Where am l? Seem to have bad dreams, don't you? There're photos in them. These are the bullies. Are these people the ones who bullied me? They are just like them. They are even worse than the ones who bullied you. The ones who bullied you aren't the only bad people around. The ones who watched and did nothing are worse. You've got to get all of them. That's the reason you became strong, isn't it? But... Miss Tachibana tried to help me... You were weak, so you couldn't help her. But now you're strong enough that no one can stand up to you. You can take revenge. Revenge? Does revenge mean killing people? Yes, it does. I don't want to kill anyone. What? I hate killing people! Ichi! Keep running away from things you don't like to do and you'll never be a man! My dick's standing up. I've been a detective for quite a while now, but I've never seen anything like this. Even you can't do that! Sure I can! There's something inhuman about what he does. People are inclined to either sadism or masochism, but mostly they've got both in them. But Ichi's 100 per cent pure sadist. I want to meet this Ichi. But Ichi will come here anyway, won't he? There's no inevitability to it when it's just play. Assuming I really don't want Ichi to kill me, if I know that he is going to, I'll be in despair. Knowing that he's coming after me, I'm naturally going to do everything I can to stop him from killing me. You're going to tell me where Ichi is, no matter how much you don't want to. Got anything for us to go on? I've got someone who's picked up a couple of threads here and there. One of them's supposed to be some Chinese guy who makes money off girls working in the clubs. If we can pick him up, he should be able to tell us where Ichi is. A Chinese pimp, huh? A girl in a club I go to got this. Well, big other? We can't turn down a request from big other Kakihara, can we? Guess not. We wouldn't still be detectives if it weren't for him. He was a real big help to us. We'll find this dickhead Long for you soon. There's not many Chinese pimps running girls here. Boss. Hey! It's Kaneko! Damned if it isn't! The cop who got fired for losing his pistol! What are you doing here? I'm a gunman. No kidding! A guy who lost his gun working as a gunman! You are? Really? What are you waiting for? Go find him! I want to fuck, fuck, fuck! Miyu Miyu? It's me, Longie. Can I come over to you now? So you've ratted out the girl? I did. Then it's a matter of time. Then it's a matter of time before Long gets caught. Then what's gonna happen next? Ichi's going through a bad patch right now. A bad patch? He can get it up, but he can't ejaculate. Oh, really? That's weird. Tell me, what's this Ichi guy like? I can't tell you that. Come on, tell me about him! OK, if you insist. He's kind of cute. Your type? Not especially. Well... he is a crybaby. A what? He was bullied when he was a kid. Even now when he gets mad he starts to cry. At first he keeps it under control, but after a while he loses it and kills whoever it is that's bothering him. So he is sick, is he? Most of the time he is a very nice young man. But when he loses it he turns into a killer... I can sort of understand that. But he wasn't really bullied, you know. When he killed his parents, I helped him fall under the illusion, I have to admit. Then all by himself he started to believe that he'd been kicked around when he was young. And since then, whenever there's a job to be done, I feed him more stories. And he believes they're all true? Does that kind of post-hypnosis really work? Yeah. But, I think I overdid it on the rape story. I told him that when he was in high school he was picked on and a girl who came to help him ended up getting raped. He got really excited over that. Rape... Yes, a story about a girl who was raped. ...Can I ask you something? What? Have you... got me under some sort of hypnosis, too? Of course not! No! Shut up! But, I've never met this tough a woman. Jiro, your skill is not as good as before. It's just she's abnormal. Well, well, I think it's my turn now. Hey, look at you. Thanks... Well, It should be OK, Brother Kakihara. I'll find where Long is. You got it. Takayama, keep an eye on this woman! Hey, why are you coming? Did I tell you to come with us? What? I said I didn't tell you to come with us. Can't you read the mood? I'm sorry, Long. Sorry. God, this is terrible. Are you all right...? Sorry, Longie. I'm sorry. Want some water? I said, want some water? Do you want it or not! Sorry Longie... Hey! How come Jijii doesn't answer. Kakihara! Good evening. This is revenge for Inoue! Put some feeling into it! If you're going to give someone pain, you've got to be into it! There's no love in your violence. What took him so long? What the fuck? Sorry. I'm so sorry. Are you all right? Are you OK? Are you... Ichi? Don't you remember me? Don't you remember me? It's me, Tachibana. Long time no see. You don't remember me? Remember tried to help you, and in the end... do you remember now? Long time no see. Yeh... It's really you, Miss Tachibana? Of course! I'm sorry. You apologized before, didn't you? After they treated me like toy, if you felt so sorry... Why didn't you come and help me? I'm sorry! That was the worst experience of my life. I wanted to die. After that I fell into complete and utter despair. Despair? That's right. Despair. The worst thing anyone can imagine after that, I want men to treat me like dirt, to humiliate me, to torment me. I met an S & M partner, I was hoping he'll cut little pieces of me. You know what he said? He said, you'll bleed! I was so disappointed... was hoping he'll cut little pieces of me. Cut pieces off me... Cut pieces off you... I wanted him to carve me up with the blade, I want no mercy. I want to cry, to scream, and struggle while being hit for no reason by someone who has no emotion, no interest, no sexual desire for me. I want him to cut off my toes, then my feet, and work all the way up. And just before the moment he stabs me in my heart want to save that for the real desperation and soon it will all be over. Have you got a hard-on? You don't have to feel sorry for me. I wanted you to rape me as well. You wanted me to rape you? Yes raped by you. I want you to make me go as slow as I could then may be I won't turn out this way. Did you really want me to rape you, Miss Tachibana? That's not what I mean. I didn't want it from you I just wanted it from anybody. The only thing that can help me was despair. Ichi, tell me, while you were watching as they raped me, did it turn you on? You wanted to fuck me, didn't you? See, it's ok, it's ok, fuck me and make me your girl. You wanted to be raped because you didn't want to be raped... you didn't want me to do it so you wanted me to do it... that's it! Because she wanted me to do it... that's right, Miss Tachibana! What's the matter? I'll cut pieces off you, Miss Tachibana. What?! No, no way. Miss Tachibana! No, no, no, look at me I'm not Tachibana No, no, no, I'm not Tachibana Look at me... Look at me No, no, no, I'm not Tachibana I understand. You don't want this because you want it. No, no way. What? Miyu Miyu? Miyu Miyu. What happened? Why is she dead? I guess he just tried to get something from her and went too far. Didn't you, Kaneko? I won't ask you to be more useful, just ask you not to disturb me. I told you it wouldn't be pretty. Let me ask once again. Where's Ichi? Do you think you can increase the inevitability by doing that? No matter how much effort, it's going to be wasted, asshole. People like you who can only peep know nothing. I'm not just peeping. I'm controlling everything, including you. Don't you think everything's going too well, pervert? Your inevitability doesn't mean anything. You're meaninglessly killed by Ichi, just that, asshole. The penalty for not knowing Ichi, is a sliced penis! That's great! Let's do it! Takayama, get some scissors. You won't be able to fuck like before. No! I'll try to think! I swear! I'll be outside. Tell me when it's over. Yeah? You feel like working? OK, come over to Yakuza Mansion. There's lots and lots of work to do. That stuff really makes me crazy. That bastard...? Where's Ichi? Behind you. Ichi doesn't have time to play with a dumb gorilla like you. No! lf you do that, I'll die. What's that noise? Takayama... It's oken into pieces. Don't. You can't make it. Hey! Bastard... This Ichi must be a monster. Even you couldn't do that, Jiro. What do you mean? I'm gettin' scared. We'll go look for him, too. You stay here. Leave me with the house. 1, 2, 3... The worst bully So you're back, are you? What apartment are the bullies in, old man? Listen to me before you go. The man who ought you ramen the other day... he's your long-lost older other. So the next time you see him, make sure you say hello to him. My other? My older other? Damn, everyone looks down on me... I can do it. I'm sure I can kill Ichi. Ichi! My Brother. Who's there! Saburo, what kind of guy do you think that Ichi is? Well, he must be like a monster. I'm scared... Even you, Big Brother, are scared this time? No. I'm scared of myself. Full of expectation. I'm full of expectation and anxiety, and this is something that I haven't felt for years. I've had several experiences like this, but every time it ended up like my expectation. There's never been anyone who could make me so desperate to cry out from the bottom of my heart. What's wrong? Jiro... he' killed. Really? It's exactly the same feeling that I had when Big Brother Ichiro died. You sure? Let's go back! It's Ichi! Damn! I was hoping one day I'd have the chance to kill Jiro myself! This is something... The worst bully What? What does he think he's doing? His name's Ichi' What did you say? Ichi' That's the guy who helped me the other day! Damn! Damn! Takeshi, you stay here! Wait a minute! You scared me. Wait! Watch out! OK, all right. Ichi! What are you gonna do now? Don't disappoint me! Why do you do that to me, Brother? Why... why? Hey, wait a minute! Hey! Brother, tell me. Why? Brother, why!? Stop! Dad. Sorry. I'm sorry. You are a total chaos. You're the greatest pervert. Come on, Ichi. Time for round two. Get up and fight! What's the matter with you? Come on, damn it! Can you hear me? Come on, get up. Come on! Stop fucking around! How are you going to kill me like that? Come on, Ichi! Come on. Get up and fight! Come on! I told you not to do anything without my order. Damn... Nobody kills me... That was close! Wow, this is great!

Hello! Hello! Brother, Boss is here. Welcome. Thanks for coming. Thanks for coming. Let's start. Now, if anyone has any news to report, please do so. Anything? Haven't you got any? Since there seems to be no news... Hey, the chick you were with the other day, with those huge... No, no... - Did you do her? No, no. My, my... you stupid fool! If no one has any announcement, let me proceed with updates. What? What I'm about to tell you is all a joke, so please don't take it seriously. Did you see the dog outside? The dog? The dog. Please don't stare. That must be a yakuza dog trained to only attack only yakuza. A yakuza dog? A yakuza dog. That? We all need to be careful. No one seems to have any announcement to make... So let's move on to greetings from Boss. Yeah, well, I really don't have a lot to say this month but... Boss! Gotta kill it before it kills us. The Great Yakuza Horror Theatre GOZU Are we there yet? Just a little longer. Did Boss tell you anything? About what? About this trip to Nagoya to see clients. Isn't it strange? To have me visit clients at such a time? Um, can I go take a leak? Excuse me. Minami. Yes. What do you think of our family? I think it's a good family. Our family will continue to decline if this keeps up... As long as Boss is in charge. It will be fine as long as we have you, Brother Ozaki. All Boss cares about now is the woman. It's hopeless when one falls for a woman at that age. I'm planning to ask him to retire. Depending on how it goes, I might kill him and get killed. Will you put your trust in me and stick with me to the end? Brother, I've been ready for this since when you saved my life. I'll stick with you to the end no matter what. Bad news... Stop the car! Minami, get out! Get out! Yes! Down! Down! Wh... what is it? That's a yakuza car designed to... run over yakuza. Brother, it doesn't look like anything but a regular car. Plus, there's no such thing as a yakuza car. Minami... If anything happens to me, please take care of my things. Die. Brother! Go now. Go now! Brother... Brother! Yes, it's Minami. Where are you? Just before Nagoya. You're late. And Ozaki? He's asleep. That's convenient. Hurry on. You aren't still hesitating, are you? I'm telling you Ozaki is crazy. Hurry and take him to the disposal site in Nagoya. Understood? Understood. 1 km to Nagoya Brother... Brother? Brother? Well, it's more cold today. It was warmer yesterday. It's definitely colder today! What, you don't believe me... you stupid idiot! I said it's cold! Hold on! It's going to beep, so let me put in another coin. Hold on a second. Welcome. Yeah, sure it was super hot until the day before yesterday... Coffee. ...I was walkin' 'round in short sleeves. You don't believe me? Everyone agrees. It was hot, right? Look, everyone says yeah... Walkin' 'round in short sleeves. You don't believe me? Everyone agrees. It was hot, right? Look, everyone says yeah... Here you are. I only ordered coffee. It's on the house. Enjoy. What? You're not from Nagoya, are you? Not from Nagoya, are you? Not from Nagoya? Not from Nagoya, are you? Hey! It was hot, he goes. I go it was. I go it was hot, and he goes ''Spot''. He said that? Doesn't make sense at all! What a strange one! Really. Strange, you know. Then it goes ''beep'', I go I'm running out of coins... Excuse me, did someone come in? Who do you mean by someone? Someone came in while I was in the bathroom, right? Did anyone just come in? Well... - Did someone? No. We don't know, right? Did someone? - Well, ready to go? I don't understand what you're saying, you idiot! You killed Ozaki for sure, right? Then there's no way dead Ozaki goes anywhere by himself, is there? Idiot. What're we gonna do if he's alive? He even wants to take my life! Anyhow, just find his dead body or whatever and ing it to the yakuza disposal site! Understood? Ouch! The ladle's rubbing against me. Ouch! It hurts, hurts!! Ouch! Are you near Nagoya now? Yes. Close. There's someone I know who's headed a family for a long time called Shiroyama Group. That's the ''Shi-ro-ya-ma'' Group. Go to him. He might help you. Sure, the address is around here. But I've never heard of the Shiroyama Group. I was told they lived here for a long time. Then they may have gone somewhere else. But... you mean if they've gone somewhere... Why don't you ask the police? That's your best bet. What is it? What is it? Where's the Shiroyama Group located? Shiroyama Group? What's the address? This address is where Shin-ho Farm is. What? But... the man at the temple said he didn't know where. You're not from Nagoya, are you? Tokyo? Yokohama? I'm from Hong Kong. What does the Shiroyama Group do? Thanks but I'll find it myself. Out of the range... It's a bone. It was a bone as I suspected, a bone. You got a flat tire. Need a hand? Does my face bother you? Stare at it all you want. I hate it when people pretend it's not there. I was born with a pigment defect just around here. Is it creepy? Not really... My factory carries lots of tires. I'm sure there's one that fits your car. We all need to help one another, you know. Can you sing ''Yosaku''? No. Have you ever killed a man? No. I see. I bet you eat curry over rice and hashed meat over rice together, don't you? No. Hey, your grandma's name is Kiriko, right? It's Keiko. Keiko... Wait a minute... hey, what're you trying to find out? Well, I thought we're much alike, you and me. Shiro... yama... Group... Hmm, that man named Mr. Azamawari doesn't quite ring a bell. Hey, do you know him? No, I don't know him. Your '' other'' that disappeared, is he someone that important to you? Yes. Then I might lend you a helping hand. We all need to help one another, you know. On one condition, however. If you can answer the question I'm about to ask, I'll help you find your other. But if you can't answer, I won't help you, plus I'll take something important to you. I got no money if that's what you mean. Is money what's important to you? My life? That's not what I want. I'm just gonna take something that's extremely important to you. Do you wanna give it a shot? I do. Alright. Then here's the question. What passes by, though it's not moving? I'll give you 30 seconds. 30...29...28...27...26... 25...24...23...22...21... 20...1 1... 10 seconds remaining. You skipped some. Hey, you skipped! Skipped! I didn't skip. That's not...not enough time like this! 5...4...3...2...1... Wait... Time! It's time that passes by! ...0. You got it! Congratulations! As promised, I'll help you find your other. No'se, help him. - Yes, I will. He knows this area... at least most of it. Thank you. The sun's going down soon so we'll commence our investigation tomorrow. No, that won't work. I'm in a hurry. We're the ones helping you out and we expect you to go by our schedule. If you don't like it, please go ahead on your own. Haste makes waste. Masakazu Inn Let's go. Hello. Hello? Hello! Hello!! Hello? Welcome. I'm sorry, I was digging up some lotus root in the field. Need a room? Is there a vacancy? A double room? Single, please. There's only one small room available. You're okay with that, right? That's fine, please. Kazuo!! A guest. Rustic cuisine or seasonal Masakazu Inn Show him to the room. Which room? That room! Please come in. Well, thank you for everything today. I'll see you tomorrow. No, I'll be fine. Well, I need to see what kind of room it is. I'm concerned. Would you like dinner? Yes, please. Well... Let me consult the owner. It's a pretty good room. Yeah. I could stay here, too... Do you mind? Well, you'll see me tomorrow. Aren't you cold-hearted. After I did so much for you. I...I do appreciate it. I just can't sleep well with somebody else in the room. I won't do anything weird to you. Well... That's not the issue... I really can't? I'm sorry... I see. I'll go home. That's what you want, right? Who do you think you are? Idiot. Did your friend leave? Yes. Are you having a meal? Oh, if you don't serve food, I can go outside to eat. Oh no, we can prepare it. We just don't have many ingredients today. Normally, we can prepare Course A, but we can only prepare Course B today. Is that alright with you? That Course B is fine. Yes, we'll prepare it then. Oh, sir, it'll be a while before the dinner will be ready. Would you like to take a bath first? Then I'll do that. Oh, it's down the hall to the end and you turn left. Well, we have this beautiful gum tree, and... How's the water temperature? It's fine. I see. What is it? Shall I scrub your back? No thanks. Really? No, it's okay! I can do it myself! Lately, I've been getting many guests who turns me down like that. Please hand me your towel. It's okay. You don't have to hide yourself. That's a big one you've got. Aren't my easts big? What? I still got milk, too. Would you like to drink it? - Huh? No, of course, I won't drink that! Lately I've been getting so many guests who turns me down like that. Here. I don't want it. Go ahead. I said I don't want it! It's just a joke. The dinner is... is ready! See you later. Excuse me. Hey, this here, why did you give me so much? It's free service. Even for free service... No, wait...it's okay. I can do it myself. Excuse me. Hey, Minami! Did your phimosis operation go well? Yes, it went okay. Let me see it. Huh? Oh, it's not much to see. I said let me see it. No, really... Let me see it or I'll fuckin' kill you! Okay... Wait, just a second. Here. Oh, so that's what it looks like. I guess. - It looks like Frankenstein's dick, doesn't it? But your cock's still great. Really impressive. Well... Brother, can I...cover it now? Yeah. So you can fuck women, at last. Right? Yes. I've got a gift for you. What's this? Women's undies. Thank you. Give them to the woman you wanna fuck. Yes. They're a good-luck charm, so you'll do fine. They're Givenchy crotchless-panties. Oh, thank you. - That's quality stuff, so use them well. It's Givenchy, you know. - Yes, yes, I got it. Alright? Don't you throw them away. - I won't throw them away. You let her wear them and fuck her in them. In them? - Fuck her with them on. Fuck her with them on? 'Cause there's a hole in them. Use them well. - Got it. I'll use them well. Thanks. We selected Course A for your eakfast. Good morning. What happened to you? Can't you see? I got injured. I had a feeling something bad was gonna happen yesterday. That's why I didn't wanna go home. It's all your fault. I've got some tires for you, so first let's go and change your tire. When we're done with the tires, where shall we go? I see the coffee shop re-opened. They'd gone out of business and was abandoned before. I see they re-opened. Welcome. They were here yesterday, too. They look suspicious, don't they? Ready to order? Coffee. No custard, please. Coffee for me, too. With custard. Yes. They might know something. Don't know. I asked them yesterday but they just kind of dodged me. Let me go ask. Excuse me, can I ask you a question? Aren't you little No'se from West junior high? What? It's little No'se! It sure is! - What? What do you mean ''what?'', you're little No'se! It's little No'se! Well, well, I recognized you right away! Little No'se, have a seat! It's been a long time... - ...Little Komatsu and Little Shiro? What on earth are you doing here? - It's been a long time. To run into you guys here... Have a cup to drink with us. - Oh, I ordered something over there... That's alright, don't be shy. Hey, ing... ing something for him over here! You're sitting over there? Oh, let us have Little No'se for a little while, okay? It's been a long time. What happened to your head? - I fell again. Falling again. You were falling all the time since you were little! I can't move well since I fell. - A disaster with this one! Oh, you've got a cane. I can barely get up and walk. - Hey, come on, don't get up! Let me ask you again about yesterday. Who's this? He's an acquaintance of sorts... Yesterday while I was in the bathroom, did you see another customer come in? Do you remember anything? No. I can't understand a thing about what you're saying. I was here yesterday, right? About what time? You know I was here around noon. I don't remember too well. I remember even if you don't. You're conspiring against me, aren't you? Right? Conspiring. You're tired. What the fuck did you say, you bastard? You're tired. What the fuck did you say, you bastard? Mr. Minami, hold on! Mr. Minami! If you assault me like that, I won't stay quiet, either! Hold up! I won't stay quiet! Let's go, No'se. Well, please go by yourself if you want. What the hell are you saying? You should hire an investigator if you want to look for someone. I never had any desire to help you anyway. It was cold yesterday, wasn't it? It was cold. It was hot the day before, wasn't it? - It was hot. You wore short sleeves, didn't you? - I did. You see. I told you... Wait out there. No'se So you're looking for someone. Go ahead. Thanks. And has there been any clue? None. I'm sorry. Well, Mr. Minami... Have you heard of psychics? Yeah, something like ESP, right? Well, I guess there's something in common. Actually, my other Kazu over there has always had this mysterious power. He's a medium. Did you say...a medium? Yes. He lets the spirit possess his body, and the spirit speaks words through him. The spirit may have an idea about the whereabouts of the man you're looking for. Would you like to ask? Can he really do it? I think it's worth trying. Well, then... So you're other and sister... Thanks for waiting. Then, let's proceed. Kazu, take your shirt off. What? You've always done this. Come on, hurry up, take it off. The candy drop, the candy here. Come on, hurry up. Hurry up and take it off. Now, we'll invoke the spirit. Please repeat this in your mind: ''De'an keru kemista amore. '' What? Can you read that once? De'an keru kemista...amore. Ah! That's fine! Now let's begin. Kazu, are you ready? Spirit, decend! Spirit, appear! Ouch! It hurts! Spirit, appear! It hurts, sister! How's that? Has the spirit come down? No such thing will ever appear! Come down! It hurts! Please, please help me! What...can you have the spirit appear? No, I can't do that! Get up! Wait...your other says he's not a medium! Whether he can do it or not...is not the issue! ...She's crazy... Even if he can't, managing to deliver somehow is the spirit of service and motto of our inn! There! It hurts! - You... It hurts, sister! Wait... Mr. No'se. Mr. Minami... I'm scared... ...scared. - What? What? You saw the two at the coffee shop, in silver and in gold. Yes. They were the gang leaders from junior high. I was so scared I couldn't say no. Please forgive me. Well, I understand now. I see. I'm scared, Mr. Minami. I'm scared... scared... Don't be so scared. You're an adult now, okay? It's not that. Not that...well, what do you mean? You know ... the manager ... of the coffee shop. Yes, at the shop back there, right? He's been dead. He died three years ago, in a car accident. How come the dead guy's here? You're asking the wrong person. By the way, I've got eaking news. Those two saw someone who might be your other. Is that true? You went to the bathroom, right? While you were there, a man of about 40 wandered in, asking where to get sticky rice. Sticky...rice? The two told him he should go to a rice shop for rice... ...and gave him the address for the nearest rice shop. Here it is. Sticky rice? Yeah, I seem to remember someone looking for that yesterday. Did he look something like this? Something like that. Something like that. What did he do after he bought sticky rice? He asked if I carried sesame seeds or azuki beans. Sesame and azuki? Unfortunately I'd run out of them... But I told him perhaps they might carry them at a liquor store. Did he go to a liquor store? Probably. Which liquor store? I told him about the closest liquor store around here. Where is it? Are you...going to the store? I think so. I advise against it. Why's that? The wife of the store owner... is an American! Is it bad if she's an American? Of course it is! The store's always only carried Japanese sake. And it's hopeless 'cause the owner's wife is now more Japanese than a Japanese! 'Cause an American selling Japanese sake is wrong, isn't it! Can you give me the address of the store? Do you like Americans? I haven't seen him. Have you seen him? Though I am not totally cer-tain, a man whom I suspect is the person you de-scribed... ...ur, visited the store in the evening and did indeed in-quire... ...to ask a question to query, ''Have you got sesame seeds and azuki beans?'' Oh, so he came. That's when I was out playing pachinko, was it? Yes, just when you were out doing pachinko, the customer visited and... ...he bought, ur, sesame and azukoo. So, do you know where he went? I do. If you know, just tell them. I'm sorry. The man said to me to in-quire, ''Is there a cheap inn around here?'' So I offered to tell him about the inn that I happened to know about. Which inn is it? It's called Ma-sa-ka-zu inn, run by two siblings. Thank you for coming! Oh, it's you. Have you found the man you were looking for? Did you receive another customer other than me last night? Did you? You don't have to yell. Kazu... What time was that about? About...1 o'clock...at night, I think. He was here? It was so late... ...so I refused him at first... ...but he said anywhere would do... ...so I ended up showing him to the storage upstairs. Room upstairs, you mean, over there? It's the room right above yours. Those who deliver milk are healthier than those who drink it. Brother... It's his smell. Where did he go? He seems to have left early in the morning. Without paying. We didn't know what to do, so we took his... ...sticky rice, sesame seeds and azuki beans... ...that he had left and made some red rice. Can I sleep in this room tonight? This isn't a room for guests. The room you stayed in last night is available, so why stay in a room like this? 'Cause my other might come back. We'll charge you the regular rate, is that okay? Brother... Brother? ''I'll wait for you at the disposal site. Ozaki.'' Brother! Hello! Brother? Brother! Brother! Brother!! Brother! Who do you want to dispose? Didn't this man come here yesterday or today? He did. Really? Who do you want to dispose? He was lying on the ground at the doorway. On the ground... Someone ought him here, I guess. Where's that man now? He's dead. Who do you want to dispose? We pressed him. Did you kill my other, you bastard? Probably. Put that away. What was inside is in here. Who do you want to dispose? What patterns did he wear? Oh, here it is. It's pretty good. This is your Brother. This one right here! It took you long enough. I waited for you a long time, Mr Minami. Who...? I'm Ozaki, your other. Did you find this place right away? Who the hell are you? You don't believe me, do you? How can I? My other's a man, you know! ''Did your phimosis operation go well, Minami?'' ''Let me see it.'' ''Oh, so that's what it looks like after a phimosis operation.'' ''Looks like the Frankenstein's cock, doesn't it?'' ''But your thing is always large and fine. Very impressive.'' How's that? What do you think of my outfit? Doesn't look good, does it? - What? I'll go and change, so please wait for a little while. Wait a minute! What is it? Are you surprised because I became pretty? Stop it already. Who the hell are you? You still don't believe me. Of course, I can't! What can I do to make you believe me? How about... You are still a virgin. You used a picture of mating dogs the first time you masturbated. You get the urge from time to time to shave all your pubic hair off. How do you know all those things? You told me all those things. Brother Ozaki is the only person I told them to. I'm telling you, I am Ozaki. Brother's been disposed of properly. Sorry for troubling your mind. There's just one small problem that arose... No, Brother's been disposed fine. Yes... Well, it's kind of hard to explain. Can I explain when I get back to the office? Yes. I'll be back by tomorrow morning. So long. Bastard! You still wanna do it? Alright! Alright! What are you doing going with that man!? 'Cause he asked me. Aren't you my other!? Sorry about this hotel. I apologize. I don't mind. We're leaving early tomorrow morning. So, please rest...well. Wouldn't you like to sleep with me here? I'm fine. I'll sleep here. Is that so. I'll turn out the light. Good night. Trying to do something nasty? Excuse me! Excuse me! Wanna do something nasty? Please excuse me. If you feel like doing nasty, you can wake me anytime. Thanks. About last night... please forgive me. I was waiting, thinking you'd come to me. Brother... I'm gonna report to the office first. But I think it'll be a problem if you're with me. So please rest at a hotel or some place today. I'm coming with you to the office. I'd like to say hello to Boss. Well, I don't get it. Do you? No. You? - No. You don't make any sense at all, you know. I understand if you don't. I still can't believe it myself. But... But that woman is definitely other. What? You wanna end up in the disposal site yourself? If you keep talking nonsense like that, you will. But it's true! Is this the office of the Azamawari Group? Not yet! - Who are you? I'm Sakiko, the daughter of Torada who was under your boss' wing a long time ago. I'm Azamawari. Who did you say it was? My name is Sakiko, the daughter of Ushikichi Torada. Ushikichi Torada... Does that ring a bell? Come have a seat. Torakichi Ushida, is it? It's Ushikichi Torada. My father always said you had helped him a lot, all the time, when he was alive. When he was alive? He died of cancer last month. I see. I'm very sorry...I see. Oh, I got it! He was the type of man who'd fight against anyone for justice, wasn't he? Exactly. Ah, Tora! It's Tora. I used to look after him way back when. I see, I see, so you're Tora's daughter. Actually, I came to ask you a favor. A favor? Could you please find me a job? A job? - Actually, I'd like to work here. Here? What are you thinking? Sakiko. - Yes. Well, I'd like to sort out some paperwork at home immediately. Can you help me? Yes, my pleasure. Hey! -Yeah! What are you doing? - Tell him to go to the square. Have a good day! There's no need to worry. I'll take care of everything for you from now on. So don't worry about a thing. Is that true? It is true. Do you want to take a shower? Which smell would you prefer, soap or me? You, of course! Just a moment! Let me get ready. I can't get it up without this. Ouch! It's coming, coming, coming! Oops, I was about to come too soon. Help! What's that? -Help me! What? Minami! What are you doing? - Help me! Hurry! What the hell are you doing, Minami? I won't give my other to anyone! What are you saying, you stupid punk! Get up! Minami... Brother... Please take this. What is this? Givenchy crotchless panties. A gift from my other. But I want you to have it, other. Thank you. I will use them carefully. That's great! Come. Put it inside me. It's wonderful. Are you sure about this? It's alright. Leave it to your other... I'm already like this. Right here... You can come inside... Come in deeper. Deeper... I might eak you, other. I'm fine. I beg you, deeper... Deeper, please! I came... Brother? Minami! Brother... Brother? The woman became normal again when we put her in hot water. Translated by Akiko Subtitled and Mastered by Cannibal King No animals were harmed while subtitling this film. We do not condone violence on animals in any way. But we do condone violence towards scum like Ichi the Ripper and all other record-button-jockeys! Scotty-Doo!

Boy... Bring us the walking stick of that blind bone-setter. We'll pay you. Watch out. Silence, he will hear you. Thanks. GO GO! Go away, you son of a...! Ichi! Even you... ...were fooled by an innocent child! Even the teacher... ...is weak without his sword. CEMETERY Drink! What are you doing? You were working for Naruto. Don't you recognise us? Of the Naruto family? I am the daughter! What do you want again? We've paid for this month! You haven't paid for today. Now you 're gonna pay each time we come by. - We wont be able to survive. - Don't protest! Shut up and pay. Things were really bad with the Funahatsi gang. - Ginjo makes our life real hell! - Damn you! Unbelievable spectacle! I guide a blind bone-setter who curries my vegetable. I wish I could see that! You did a big favour for me. Drink some tea. - It's hot. - Thanks. Without your help... ...I couldn't ing them home. Where are you sleeping tonight? It will be the first time that you come. You're welcome to stay. I live alone. Don't get any ideas. I don't even thing about it. - Is it too strong? - No, it's just as it should be. I can't think that our town is doomed. Ginjo and Oggi are fine together. They do what they want with us. Really? You have such punks? They terrify the farmers. And the town people. They demand money for protection every day. If it keep going like this... ...the more we work, the poorer we get. You pay for protection each day? We didn't use to. We were paying each month. Big difference. Each month, each day. Exactly. Are you all right? We'll stay here for a while. I will work again as a bodyguard. Don't you worry about me. Don't do that job for me. One day I'll become a clerk again. Stop worrying. You need some rest. Eh, old man! Where is Grandfather? He's sick today. He won't come. - You make him work too much. - I'm sorry. You must take care of him more. Sake is awful, as always. Can't get any better. Same old story for 10 years! Can you give it to that guy? I'm not your clerk! What a nerve! Can't you take it by yourself? Drink at the bench! W-w-welcome. Leave the welcomes. Where is this month's money? Please, give me some time. What a joke! We never wait! I'll find the money. Say hello to your boss. Your sake sucks! Shut up! What do you want? Send a message to your boss. Capable ronin looks for bodyguard job. Samurai... It's late. Ginjo boss probably won't come. Samurai, you're the one that looking for a master to protect? As a bodyguard? Show me what you can do. Well... Not the rope. Look at your leg. Bone-setter, I'm off to the fields. Tell me, lady... Can I do something to help? Thank you for offering your help... ...but I cannot ask from a blind man to cut the woods. Don't you care about it. You get some rest. My dear... You came back late last night. - Anything happened? - I found a good job. As a bodyguard again? I beg you, don't do it for me. I beg you, stop doing these kind of jobs. Don't be fool. With the money you may get well. Tell me... You hired that ronin? Yes. We have 2 problems to solve. We must clean Ijutsu and Funahatsi. After that the town will be yours, boss. Try not to be very hard. Yes. Don't you worry. Really... Do you have any news on the Heihatsi murder? Some rumours. It is said that he was kill by a geisha. That's what we know for now. A bit more, bone-setter? No, thank you. I've had enough. Thanks again. My lady, while I was cutting woods... ...someone was running round the house. What was he? Neighbour's son. He's crazy with a certificate. Don't you pay attention to him. He imagines that he's a samurai. He runs like that all day. Samurai! So... - I'll be out for a while. - For work? Not exactly. For this. What? You gamble? Better stay away from that. My nephew is addicted to gambling. He refuses to work, he gambles all day. What can I say... He's lost from the face of the earth. For me, it's a pleasure. Some pleasures can be very dangerous. What do u think? This sword cost me a fortune. Yes, Mr. Oggi, a wonderful sword. I will give it back to Lord Sakai. He will be very pleased to do work with us. Sure. I'd say that you test it on the first beggar that comes by. - Who? Me? - Yes, you! Thank you, master, but you better do it. No way! I'm not making my kimono dirty! You do it! Why don't you take a ronin? You fool! Hire a ronin to test a sword? - Do as I say! - But... Someone's coming! Slaughter that blind man. Do it fast! Are you afraid of a blind man? My... sword! I'm sorry! You fool! Are we playing! 3 plus 1, even. New game! Any objections? A blind man? - Sit here, blind man. - I am a bone-setter. - Even. - No more bets. We're playing. 3 plus 2, odd. I'm unlucky. New game. Any objections? Odd. - You don't bet? - Just watch. For now. You watch? But you are blind. 1 plus 1, even. Boss! The bodyguard is here. Place your bets. Odd. Even. End of bets. We're playing. 4 plus 2, even. Any objections? Them? Yes. Stop! Please, don't! It's over. Mr. Oggi's problems are over for now. There he is. A bit of sake... Old man... May I have some sake? Samurai... Bone-setter... Your walking stick! I'm sorry. What a lovely walking stick. Bone-setter... You're not a normal bone-setter. You stink of blood yourself. It's a bit uncomfortable in here. No use pulling your sword like that. My dear... You had to kill again? You fool! It's a bit early for a fuss like that. Go home. The battle is over. My bone-setter didn't come back last night. Maybe he found a woman. OGGI SIR! I'm going to Lord Sakai. Hold on. On your way back... ...get something tasty to eat. Thank you, sir! Next! Kaneko Hishiro! Some ronin are really strong. Hatori will race them. You coward! The art of battle is not the walking stick. The real samurai uses his sword! Are you Yamatzi Isaburo? Yes. Who are you? Hatori Genosouke. I must kill you to regain my honour. Grab your sword! Kill me if you want. I never... ...owned a sword. Where do you find honour... ...in killing a crippled man like me? The art of battle is not the walking stick! A real samurai uses his sword! He's half-dead. No point in killing him. Come, quickly! Why you're such a rush? Shut up! I wanted to see you. It is better like this, ain't it? 2 plus 3, odd. New game. Any objections? Place your bets. Bet in what? Odd. May I join? Odd! End of bets. We're playing. 4 plus 1, odd. Yes! Here! Bone-setter... Its full of beautiful women. You must ihave won. Thanks to that bone-setter, I've gathered a fortune. So, you wanna pay for one night with us? Bone-setter... Wanna have some fun? I'll talk to the mistress. I'll find 5-6 geishas. I'll take care of it, young master. You stay here. I'll go. Ah! It hurts! I am not a rabbit! Dont' pull my ears! No violence! Don't be naughty! That much? Not possible! Ah! It hurts! Can I stand a small needle? No, the smaller the needle... ...the greater the pain! Very funny! Come over. - Drink something. - Thank you. Really funny! Seen that, bone-setter? Can't see much. Osei, are you ready to dance? Dance! Great! Come on, dance! Miss Okinu... ...why u pulled out the strings? You want our money? And you, miss Osei... ...aren't you a guy? You don't smell a woman. Blind men... are sensitive in that matters. Hidden sword? What does it mean? Bone-setter... you may think I am lying... ...but I'm gonna tell you the truth. Our father... ...was a rich rise. Come and see Snowy. Don't tell anyone. Heihatsi... You pulled through for 7 years. Heihatsi, where are they hidden? - Here. - How many are they? The Narutos, both their children 3 maids and 4 guys that help them. Tasitsi, what have u found? 8 safes full of money. They've gathered a fortune! Inosuke, we're rich for the rest of our lives! Call the boss Kutsinawa. You killed them all? The kids? We didn't find them anywhere. You fool! We don't have time. Let's go. We've hunted Heihatsi, the servant. What are you doing? You were working for Naruto. Don't you recognise us? Of the Naruto family? I am the daughter! As far as the others concerned, I only know their names. Tell me their names. Inosuke and Tasitsi. They also mentioned the boss Kutsinawa. That's what we know. And all these years you were searching? Even. Wrong again! I'll try with my eyes closed. Like him. How does he do that by only hearing? I am so unlucky! One got away! That's the problem. Odd. Even. I think I got it. My senses work better with my eyes closed. Good! Sinkitsi! You're sitting with your eyes closed. Won't you bet? I'm listening. To what? You're sitting here and listen? I have the right to hear. You were asking for it. Don't play tough on me! This dump needs customers. You bastard! Take it easy, Sinkitsi! You can listen and bet. You're calling me with my first name? You shouldn't be talking like that to a customer! Customer? You used to work for me. Shut up and bet! Bad for you. Last sound was... OK. Odd! Odd. We're playing. 4 plus 2, even! So? Message for your boss. What? Go to hell! - Is miss Ijutsu here? - One moment, please. May I ask what are you looking for here? Your late husband owes money from gambling. I am taking your store. You got 3 days to go. Not a day more. - This is madness! - Shut up! Don't get involved in our business! You see those dolls? - You know them? - No. I wish I new them! The red one is hot. Some more sake, please. Osei... Should we ask for job? Sir... You know if we can offer our services anywhere? We don't have jobs. - You know anyone? You can try at Mr. Oggi. He's in charge now, thanks to Ginjo. To that Mr. Oggi... Can u introduce us to him? Old man, help the ladies. Grandfather, go find Oggi. Go yourself, you bastard! Don't take advantage of the old man! Fast! I present you the windmill! Look how it spins. Boss! The tavern owner introduces you to two geishas. They are free tonight. Great. Send them. You two, go away! Lord Sakai, in a while we will have 2 lovely geishas for company. Fast. What time are we playing? Even. Even! End of bets. We're playing. 5 plus 3, even. I won! Oggi! I have to watch this for a long time? Lets watch some dancing. The show is over. Go away! Time to dance, ladies. Quickly! Dance! Odd. End of bets. We're playing. 4 plus 1, odd. Bone-setter, should we bet everything? New game. Any objections? Eh! The dice don't sound the same. You damn bone-setter! Master. A bone-setter has turned the club upside-down. Boss wants you to go. A bone-setter? Please, sir. Let's go. Leave me. Come on. Do as he says! Don't touch me! Are you ok? Be careful where you're stepping at. Watch out! What are you looking at? Bone-setter... Wait here. I go see what's happening. Ah! Girls, this way! Quickly! That Oggi guy is horrible! I hit him and we left when the customer went to take Osei. We had troubles in Ginjo store. But the bone-setter had put everybody to the ground. It was unbelievable. Who are you, anyway? If we stay here, they'll find us shortly. Lets go to my aunt's. Not possible. Ginjo's men are all over the place. That's true. I have an idea. Okinu, you got any make-up? Of course. Bone-setter, come here. Don't move. - What is it? - I paint eyes. For me? Open! Who's that this kind of hour? - Who's that? - Your nephew, Sinkitsi. He probably lost everything again. Come in. Who are these guys? Watch out, bone-setter. - Bone-setter! - Yes, its me. You are useless! What happened to the bodyguard? Everything was over when he came. The bone-setter was already gone. Who's that bone-setter? Don't really know. A bone-setter. That punk, Sinkitsi, was with him. He often goes the club. It wouldn't be hard to track him. We'll get the bone-setter too. Firstly we must make the Funahatsi gang extinct. Don't you say... We were suddenly going from town to town. Cheating men and robbing them. Ten years? These punks must live differently now. Hold on. Wasn't Oggi here ten years ago? Right. Indeed, that Oggi... Something's not right about him. I saw his arm. He has a snake tattoo. One moment... The names you just told... You mentioned someone named Kutsinawa? Yes, right. Kutsinawa means rotten rope. Maybe it means snake. Right? Bone setter! Don't look me with these eyes! I've heard about last night. A bone-setter ruined your store. Yes. We run with the bodyguard. But we were late. Oggi... How were those ladies? Lord Sakai tried to take one. But the other one hit me hard. The way I saw them acting... ...I am sure they are not real geishas. Listen... Learn anything you can about that bone-setter and the geishas. We're playing. Even. Odd. I won. This is my home. Go! Go away! You're still eating? I told you to clean up! Young Seitaro, master wants to see you. You, clean up this mess! Come with me, Seitaro. You are so lovely! From now on you will be my boy. If you do what I say... ...your sister and you are welcome to live here. You want to live here? I'll buy you some beautiful kimonos. What are you doing there? Stay away from the master's room! No! Sir... You want to spent some time with me? Osei... Time for practise. Sister... What's wrong? Nothing. Are you ok? Aunt, you have an um ella? Over there. I'm going to see what's happening downtown. Thank you. Grandfather, where is the old man today? He had something to take care of. That dull man? Why you're working in this dump? Don't have any family? Exactly. He picked me from the streets and offered me a job. I was treated good. I'm thankful for what he has done for me. It's better begging than working in here! If you sit outside on the ground, you'll earn more for sure. 5 plus 1, even. New game. Any objections? What are you doing here, bastards? Pay, if you wanna play. Watch out. We were here first. You're looking for trouble, bastard? You're looking for trouble? Ginjo wants to compete. Stay back. Oh my God! Hold on... It's over. That bone-setter... Do you think he's Zatoichi? And the geishas... ...must be from the Naruto family. Naruto's taking down... When did this happen? Ten years ago. I see. If the kids survived, they must be grownups now. I wonder... That bodyguard... ...is he capable of beating Zatoichi? Where is Oggi? Boss Ginjo himself! I'm glad you came! This way please. I've heard your business go well. - I told you not to come here. - Don't worry. Funahatsis are past. We're in charge now. The only thing left is to make our pockets full. Clean up in here! Great news! The Funahatsi gang is finished. Ginjo gang and the bodyguard slaughtered them all. That Ginjo guy pays for that tremendous bodyguard! Bone-setter, you better not go to the town. Sinkitsi, that bodyguard is really so strong? He's unbelievable. If we had to face each other at night, who would be the winner? If it was so dark, no one would see a thing. The winner would be probably you. You think it's funny? Let's see you now. I'll train you. Come! I'll teach you the art of battle. Concentrate. We start. Attack from all sides. Not all at the same time! Let's try again. For safety, let's plan the moves. Listen to me. Me first... Like that... You hit here. Then... ...you! And then, you. Good. Let's try. You see? You see what you can do? Faster now. Good. That's it! Not like that! It hurts, you fool! End of lesson. You jerks! What are you doing You fool! Go home! - I'll have a bath. - Me too. No! Men first. I'm a man myself! Bone-setter... I'm thinking of paying a visit to Oggi, again. I have to know if he was one of the thieves. Water is cold. Boil it better! Don't get on my nerves! Ain't it too much already you bathing yourself at daylight! You're useless! It isn't good cold. Please, boil it a bit more. That's what I'm doing! I confess it's unbelievable. You really look like a woman. Make-up makes men more beautiful? Not all. Depends on the face. Welcome. We wanna apologise to Mr. Oggi. He paid us to dance for him and we treated him disrespectfully. Really? Can you tell him we said sorry? Sit down. Oggi drinks too much. He probably has already forgotten about it. - Don't you worry. - I hope you're right. We haven't see you lately. - Where do you live? - At Ms. Ume's house. Is there a bone-setter living with you? Are you all right, grandfather? Throw 'em out. Drink something. Thank you. Oggi and Ginjo are friends now. They are preparing something. But their job has nothing to do with you. One more? Not yet. I'm off to Oggi's. I'll be late. You wait here. Oggi says he's not angry at all. He likes you and wants to see you both. Thank you very much. Thank you for the sake. Good luck. Where are the others? They 're off to the city. What are you doing over there? Are you mad? I wanna be beautiful, like Osei. What are you craving for! What's all this fuss? You're back, silly kid? - Where is the bone-setter? - Who are you? We want the bone-setter. - He's not here. - You cannot hide him from us. But he's not here. We'll burn down the house and he will appear. Burn it! Stop! Aunt Ume! We're in trouble! The house is on fire! Wake up! We're in trouble! Come on! Quickly! Who are these people? Sinkitsi! Damn! Very beautiful woman. Woman? Thinks are not always what they seem too be, Inosouke. Don't use that old name. The walls have ears here. My name now is Ginjo. What are you looking at? Keep dancing. We know it all. You're Naruto's kids. - Bone-setter! - Girls, go now. Call the bodyguard. Inosouke, where are you heading at? - Where is the bodyguard? - At his home. Call him now! Gimmie the sword! On top of mama-turtle goes the baby-turtle. On top of baby-turtle goes the baby-baby-turtle. On top of baby-baby-turtle goes the baby-baby-baby-turtle. Mama-turtle goes down... ...baby-turtle goes down, baby-baby-turtle goes down, baby-baby-baby-turtle goes down too. All the thieves are dead. Except boss Kutsinawa. He must be really old now. He'll be dead shortly anyway. Don't think about him. You better think about your future. You can stay here. You can become a man again. I'm fine as I am now. Where is the bone setter? He must be somewhere around here. But the feast starts today. You found me. How did you know? You may change as much as you want... ...this awful smell will always stay the same. Stop bullshitting, blind man! I proudly accept that I am boss Kutsinawa. A blind man like yourself... ..will not slaughter me easily! What the hell! You're not blind? - Not at all. - Then why you pretend to be blind? Cause blind men can sense the world better. I knew you could see! I knew it from the first time you came here. You killed my men. And Torakitsi You killed the tavern man... It was a kid from the streets. I picked him up many years ago. I taught him the business so he could be my successor. All my gang is gone... ...from a wandering bone-setter like yourself. How did you know that I was the real boss Kutsinawa? From the time you threw your walking stick, to see the sword. Your the worst gangster of all. Really? I m like a cripple now. My retirement time has arrived. But I lived a full life. I regret for nothing. Come on, kill me! You don't deserve death. Finish your life as blind man! Even with my eyes wide open... ...I can't see anything!

To Dean of Admissions, Princeton University. The most influential person in my life... ... is Mother Teresa, whose example helped me overcome the arrogance... which threatened after my 1,600 SAT score and National Merit Scholarship. My influential person taught me the most important word I've learned. Aloha, which I... To the Dean of Admissions, Princeton University... from Cristina Moreno. Most influential person: My mother. No contest. I think I have been pointing toward this essay... ever since the day, 12 years ago in Mexico, when my father left. Such was my mother's need to protect me... that she would not let me see her cry. The trick was... get over it as quickly and privately as possible. Such was my need to protect her... that I never let on that I could hear her. My mother kept us in Mexico as long as possible... to root me in all things Latin. Finally, she sensed our last opportunity for change. We would leave for America. One tear. Just one. So make it a good one, she said. She would be my Mexico. Because this admissions essay is open record... let me just say that our transportation into the United States was... economy class. In order to raise me properly... my mother needed as much of the security of her own culture as possible. So we rolled through Texas... just 34 Hispanic... to Los Angeles... 48 Hispanic. ...look at the Detroit Pistons. And your mother's saying, Get up! But, no, what of it? You can't see them. Why? 'Cause you're being killed... you're being strangled by the psychotic Raider fans. What do you have in Oakland? You got a bunch of psychotic... A few minutes adrift in an alien environment... then we turned a corner, and we were right back home. My mother's favorite cousin, Monica, gave us shelter. For the next six years... neither of us ventured outside our new community. Mom worked two jobs, paying a total of $450 a week... each of us doing everything we could to make things work. We were safe and happy. If only I could have stayed six. But I was blossoming. And during my very first dance... in the time it took a boy's hand... to go from my back to my bottom... it was evident that she would have to leave her night job... to keep a watchful eye on me. Within days, she was on her way to a job interview. She needed $450 from one job. And that meant, after all her time in America... finally entering a foreign land. Hello? Yeah, hi. We're here for the interview with Mrs. Clasky? Oh, great. You made it. Come on in. The front door's open and we're out back. Okay? And call me Deborah. Holding out had helped though. She was no longer intimidated. Working for Anglos now posed no problems. It would just be a job. White America beckoned. She stepped across the cultural divide. Gee whiz in heaven, are you okay? No. Don't worry, I'm not mad. I've been looking for decoration to put up on the glass so people wouldn't walk into it. Instead of taking what was in stock, which was awful, I special ordered... but I'll design something myself, which I should've done... What does that matter when your nose is bleeding? - Shut up, Deborah. - Now you got it, Mom. - There's no ice pack, Bern! - So get anything frozen. Pressure! Just pressure! Take this. Is it strange that I just gave you money? I just felt really badly. It's okay. Chum, knock it off! I'm sorry about the way the place looks. I'm hosting a fundraiser for the school tonight. It's just a mess. Come sit right here. Here you go. Yeah, just... That's great. Just toss it. She's my cousin. She's been here for a while and she understands some, but doesn't really... speak English, but, anyway... She lives in the apartment I manage and... - So who am I interviewing? - Her. You're gorgeous. She didn't mean it as a compliment. It's more of an accusation. - Mother! - Go ahead. I'm sorry. This is my daughter, Bernie... - and my mother, Evelyn Wright. - Evelyn. - Do you want to come in out of the sun? - No, we're fine. You need some sunscreen? I got a 70 here. She loves the sun. Look, we're wearing the same sweater. That's good booga-booga. You want some lemonade, maybe? Lemonade, please? Would you like to take some? Both of you? Okay, let's just talk. I have two children. My husband is a top chef. Like that makes me something. - Anyway, he works nights, so... - Do you work? Yes. No. Not right now. Why? How do you know to ask that? It's okay. I can talk about it. I just... I ran a commercial design company until four months ago... when it was downsized to zip. - Now I'm a full-time mom. Gulp! - Double gulp. I have two children. My son Georgie is nine, Bernie you know... and I like the house to be like me, you know... I'm very loose and meticulous at the same time. It's all about first names and closeness here. Let her know, absolutely. But I do care about the place. I'm so sorry, I'm not leaving you time to translate. What's your name? Llamo. It's one of my five Spanish words. Flor Moreno. Floor? Flor. - Floor? - No, Flor. Floor. Flor. - It means flower, right? - Flower, yes. - Floor! What I walk on, right? - Flor. - Flor. - Flor! Is there some school of the ear I'm flunking out off right now? What'd she say? She says if you curl your tongue, then let it be loose, you'll get it... and that it's really hard for Americans... and that it's great you try so hard. Because most people wouldn't bother. She gets me. Flor. Dense, but stubborn, right? Now, see what you just did for me? That is just what the kids need. Patience and encouragement. All right, money. - Goodbye. Look forward to seeing you. - Love you. The job is six days a week. Seven, eight, 12 hours, it depends. All the housekeeping, driving the kids. How much a week do you want? - Whatever you say. - No! No. This is a very important question... because if you ask for too little, it means you don't value yourself. You ask for too much, it means you're taking advantage. So? $1,000. She's kidding! $650! Welcome to the family. Come on. I want to show you around. Come on! I had never known that my mother had been chronically worried about money... until the first glimpse of her as financially unburdened. Can we have a table for two, please? - We're cele ating. - Okay, right this way. Is this good? - Gracias. - You're welcome. Here you go. Enjoy. - Gracias. - You're welcome. Whoa, expensive. Excuse me. Those men would like to buy you a drink. Thank you. - No, gracias. - Okay. Sorry. This is so embarrassing. My mother said to tell them, Who do you think you are? Can't you see I'm with my daughter, for God's sake? Good. She said, Who do you think you are? She's with her daughter, for God's sake. Her young daughter. Passing on the left! Left! Morning, Flor. See you up there. Hey! Will you try this? Isn't that good? Okay, think seriously about getting up. You don't have to get up yet, but are you thinking seriously about it? - Yes. - Okay. My God. This is amazing! A simple it's good will do. I'm glad you like it. But you could do without this. No! Flor, never do fetch to Chum! Never! I'm not mad. I'm thinking of you. This is me being nice. Okay. It's just... no taking the ball from the dog. Just don't. No fetch. No. Never do fetch with this dog. Okay? Never. Here, can you make us some coffee, maybe? Yeah? Okay. Right. Thank you. - Now? - Yes, actual up. Hey, Dad! Are you as mad at me as Mom 'cause of what happened? No, Georgie, I'm not. Are you mad at me? - No. - Good. Let's hope. When it comes to the kids, John, we got to stay on the same page! United. Doing consistent parenting. Do you know how many books on parenting I've read? Deb, since high school we've been able to read each other. Take advantage of it. Word for word, what did you say to Georgie exactly? No, I'm not mad. Good guy... bad guy. Come on. What the hell are you doing? Everything's okay. - John. - Yes. Do you really think that cupping my east... - is going to solve the issue here? - It's worked before. Now it's infuriating me. - Wrong east. - Oh, my God! No, I know what you mean. Oh, my God. Don't do the calm thing. Just don't go there. Don't do that thing. This is very important to you. Us. I just like to level with Georgie. That's why I answered him this way. This is not an argument, honey. Yes, it is! We're having a fight, John. A big fight, at last. So could you stop being so stark raving calm? Great God in heaven, save me. Hi. I didn't know Deb found somebody. You work here? You're gonna help out with the house and kids? You work here and you don't speak any English at all? All she has to do is dial 911 and press two for Spanish. This is... Flor, this is Georgie and this is John. John, this is Flor. Flor. Great. I'll take Georgie to school. No, I'm doing it. I'm gonna show Flor the ropes. Flor, will you come with me, please? Come. Thank you. - She's mad. - You're fine. Deb? - What? - You love me. - Not the best place to stand, fella. - No, it's me. I'm bugged. I'm sorry. Not a problem. You're the new helper, Alex, right? Okay, welcome. First day. John, I have something very important to tell you. - Damn. - What? Victor recognized a food critic over the phone. - From? - The Times. I'll bet they sent her across the country just for us. - If you're nervous, take a walk. - I don't need a walk. I'll walk with you. I know a eathing thing. What do you think I'm worried about? How I'm gonna cook? That's not the thing. That's not the problem. I worked at a restaurant in New York that had four stars. It was like a line formed to become an asshole. People's accents changed. The heart went out of the place. You understand? - No. - I agree with everything you just said. I admire you for your feelings. I hope to adopt them as my own. Here we are, ladies. I don't know what to root for. The thought of one star gets me nauseous... but with four, there's no place to go but, My God, they took away one of my stars! - The Times liked the first course. - You know what you want? Three and a quarter stars. Yes, that would be perfect. It'd mean you're good, but not good enough to feel disappointed... you just missed out on excellence. You still get enough respect. Good people wanna work with you. Business is good, not crazy. You're right below the radar, where you get to mind your own business. That's a good, solid life. Big wipe. I'm in the vitamin section and this little hip-hop girl, what's her name? Nice surprise, thank you. You want some? This little hip-hop girl, what's her name? Grammys. She's famous. You kids know her. Oh, darn. God bless the language barrier. It keeps you from being bored with me. Anyway, she said: - Aren't you Evelyn Wright? - Oh, my God! First of all, that she remembered me from the old covers. - Yeah. - And then she... - Oh, please. Her name. - Stop it. - It makes the story so much better. - It's still a good story. She said: Whenever I think everything's... Pardon my French, pardon her French. A mother-hm-hm... I put on one of your records. Oh, my God. That is so sweet. Well, you think your life is embarrassing, and then... somebody finds encouragement in it. - You understand? - I think I do. Mom, it's not even noon. - This is going to work. - I don't know anything. Free your mind. The president whose policies... many consider responsible for the Great Depression. I don't know. - Name a vacuum cleaner. - What? - Okay, I got it. - Hoover. - I said I had it. You don't trust me? - Okay. I no longer know nothing. And Hoover was followed in office by... I'm just drawing blanks. I'm embarrassed. It's my own fault. I spent all my time on math, which I'm lucky if I don't flunk, anyway. Stop it. The man you're looking for is not a ruse. - What does ruse mean? - Phony. Roosevelt! If I'd ever heard of that word before, that would lock it in. - Surprise! New clothes. - What? - What did I do right? - It was a warehouse sale. I went nuts. I got so much stuff. Great! She needed a boost. That came together. I wouldn't wear it together, it's a little much. Eight? What? - Eight. - What? - Bernie, come on. Listen. - What's going on? You're gonna do it, and you're gonna look beautiful. Honey, I just... You are going to lose that weight, and... You know... I'm glad you didn't get here earlier, because... then I wouldn't be able to tell you that... your gift to me... is a ruse. - Honey, I... - Please, just excuse me. - Hey, Bernie... - I just... I just need to be alone right now, okay? I'm sorry. It's okay. We have to be able to endure this, John, if we're gonna help her. I'll just gonna hang out here and wait for you, okay? Her pediatrician intervened on his own daughter's weight, and she is an 8. Dad, don't. Didn't you ever just need a minute? Yes. This is the same page that I'm talking about, John. We gotta be on the same page. That's the most important thing. I don't know why it has to be so hard. I need a minute. She's right between the two sizes. I thought about it. What am I supposed to do? Encourage her denial... or motivate her to get herself in shape? Flor? Me go. - Okay. - I'll take you to the bus stop. Sorry, I didn't even help you with the door. No, what I meant was... My mother did not understand her male boss. He seemed as upset as she was over what had been done to Bernice... Shit! ... and yet had done nothing. I am running out of excuses for the lady of the house! But, man, Bernice's final is tomorrow. She didn't need this one. And just the look on her face when she got the gifts! Like for one second she thought... all her problems with her mother had been solved! He appeared to be a good man... but to someone with first-hand knowledge of Latin macho... he seemed to have the emotions of a Mexican woman. She had no idea of how to react, except to flee. What're you doing? We're still moving. I'll take you all the way to the bus stop. You got to let me take you all the way. I'll take you. All the way. How weird was this ride? Sorry. I'm sorry. Yes, you are released. Yes. Bye-bye. A simple request from my mother startled me. Her rules were bending. She was losing her battle to remain uninvolved with the Claskys. Try it on. Try... Just. Just try it on. Just try on. Just. Just. There is one particular cultural difference... which I wish to explore academically at Princeton. American women, I believe... actually feel the same as Hispanic women about weight. A desire for the comfort of fullness. And when that desire is suppressed for style... and deprivation allowed to rule... dieting, exercising American women... Left! ... become afraid of everything associated with being curvaceous... such as wantonness, lustfulness... Left! ... sex, food... motherhood. All that is best in life. Wow! Taste, she has. Just try it on. When did you learn to speak English? Just try it on. It's too tight. It doesn't fit. Bernice, just try it on. It's too small. I'm too big. - Just try it on! - Okay. I'll show you. Thanks. Lovely way to start the day. The world's most trim Mexican learns her first sentence... and uses it to watch me grunt my way... into a... - It fits! - Okay. No. Thanks. Whatever happened to Frčre Jacques or Itsy-Bitsy Spider? - Make room. - I know. But every time he has a nightmare, I teach him one of my old songs. That way, his nightmares have a purpose. But I don't have to sing it for anyone. Right, you're clear on that. How many did you sell of this song, Grandma? He likes to know that stuff. She was huge. Here goes. 76,000, which is great for a jazz album. Jesus. Fuck you. Dad! For Christ's sake, why are you screaming? Why, crazy father, why aren't you screaming? I'm working on it. The stunned thing has to get dealt with. John Clasky... - No. - Yes. John Clasky, who, at 25... made his mark on the New York restaurant scene... has re-emerged as a young and confident veteran... taking chances with his combinations... - Dad. - Your sister's talking. ...beginning with a succession of appetizers... is constantly yet casually daring. Dad, this is so great. Oh, my God. I think, here it is. Eating at this perfect, smaller, passionate restaurant... inspires one's own abandonment of caution. To wit... John Clasky is the best chef in the United States. - Look how great you read it. - Perfect, Dad. John, four stars. Oh, my God. You even look different to me. I wonder what Mom will do? I read it! All right. What is this? I don't know. I'm just so happy for you and all your hard work. Oh, my goodness. All right. Don't worry. I'll wait for you. Nice move. We are so smooth. Right on. Ladies and gentlemen, the mother of two children! Look at that. You look good. You're too beautiful. It's ridiculous. - I like you. - Okay, I love you. Go. You don't even need me, do you? Just go. Now she's on. It's all you! No. Don't get sad. You had fun, I swear. Deb, cheer up! What am I going to do about me? No, not yet! Great sex. It's John Clasky. I read your good review. I read your good review. They read me your good review. - Nice. - Not so far. I'm sorry. How are you doing? I do fine. Be happy. Be happy. Yeah. Absolutely. Congratulations. Good job. - I need to talk to you. - Oh, man. Okay. - You deserved it. - You were terrific. Congratulations. You guys worked hard. Way to go. - Pietro, what's wrong? - I got a fantastic offer for my own place. Everyone wants to back me since the paper came out. I can't lose you and keep the hours I'm keeping. I can't do my life unless I hold onto you. I think I just gave you an incredible bargaining position. So you gave away 20 of the restaurant... without even talking to me about it? I had to, right then, or I would have lost him. Then I wouldn't have enough time with the family. - I don't exist. - Sure you do. I was all worried, just trying to figure out the timing to talk to you... about renting a place for the summer. I think you have your timing. - Mom, the realtor's here. You coming? - Go on. All right, I'll be back later. - Hi. - Hi there. - I'm Mike. - Deborah. Hi. There's a great rental that just came on the market, so we're starting at the top. - Okay. - Good. I'm never gonna be one of those girls whose hair... flows perfectly in a convertible. Move your seat forward. I just... A little more. Good. You must be trouble. Look at this. Isn't it gorgeous? It's beautiful. It's fabulous. Perfect. What word is the same in Spanish? Thank you. So, this will be your room, okay? Don't worry. I'm gonna put lots of nice stuff in here, too. Did you ask her if she could live in? Come on. There are no buses from her to here. There's no question. Double come on. The barrio, Carbon Beach. What to do? Come on, it's going to be so great. I'm gonna get someone to explain everything to you. Come on. You must learn English. Why won't she learn English? Be careful. I'm gonna have to learn you must learn English in Spanish. Excuse me. - Excuse me, do you speak English? - Yes, I do. Would you please help me? Will you translate for me with her? Sure. Sure. Forever. He's gonna... Give me a minute. Okay. Hi. I've rented a house for the summer... and she needs to sleep at the house because of the bus schedule. No, sorry. What? Why? She can't, because her daughter. You have a daughter? A whole daughter you've never mentioned? This is a little crazy that I don't know this. No, don't translate asides. She said she can't live here. - Because her daughter... - I got that. Her daughter can also live here for the summer. Go, tell her that. Deborah, if she didn't tell us about her child... she has to have a deep sense of privacy. We can figure out how she can still live at home. Hell, I don't mind driving her at night. Let's spare the world you on the roads, okay? What am I gonna do? I'm sorry, my friend, but this is what I need. It's just for the summer. I don't want to lose you, but... She said she live here with you. Hey, Cristina! Malibu. Malibu. The first time one sees natural beauty which is privately owned... oceans as people's backyards confounds the senses. Oh, my gosh. I didn't know God had a toy store for the rich. The beaches are so clean. It's beautiful. Three months? We're gonna be staying here for three months. We're gonna be staying at this beach for three months! This is amazing! You want to go swimming? Look at this child. Oh, God, you could make a fortune at surrogate pregnancy. How you doing? I'm John. - Hello. - Great. Come on out and meet everybody. I'm Deborah and this is my daughter, Bernice. Here's Georgie... and my mother, Evelyn Wright. So glad to meet you. No comparisons, please. I'm not even gonna respond to that. Come here. My mom says it's best if we go, get out of your way, and put our things away. Yes, go get settled. Thank you so much. I'm thrilled to be here. Okay, here's the idea. I need to make a serving platter for serving fish out of sea glass like this. Just bits of oken glass that the ocean sand... blasts over the years. So here's the deal. You guys go hunting for it. I'll give you 50 cents for any piece you find. A dollar for any piece that's bigger than that sucker right there. All right, $5 for any piece that isn't own, clear, or green. - Do we really have to do this? - What? - Come on. - Let's go. Let's do this. Have fun. - Come on, Chum. - Go get them, kid. - Me, too? - Yes, of course. Thank you. Oh, my God, Georgie. Cristina! Up here. Over here. What's wrong? She's wild-eyed over this. Flor. I'm sorry. Very sorry. Listen, she'll be back shortly. No, you don't have to work. Give me that. Here. Thanks. Deb made a mistake. I understand how you feel. Do you understand what I'm saying right now, at all? - No. - Good. Is simpático the word? Uno momento. That's Italian. I really am sorry that this is happening. I wanted you to know that. I really. So sorry. Truly. I didn't mean like... I meant just a normal sorry. So, I'm going to go to work. Thank you so much. - Thank you so much for taking me there. - Stop thanking me. I really enjoyed having the company. The flea market was just... I don't know what to say. It was just... so many things. And you. You knew so much about all of them. The way you made those people lower the prices, though. I just think that you're... - Never mind. - No, go ahead. I can take it. I just think that you're... the most amazing white woman that I've ever met. That is so nice to hear. Absurd, but deeply appreciated, Cristina. Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much. That was so fun. - This was the best day ever. - What? Did something bad happen? Cristina, tell your mother those wash right out. It's no big deal. Not right now. What? You can't just take someone else's kid and then make them over. Don't go there. Or I'll go there, and you know where there is. Can you believe what a big deal Flor is making this into? Please, shoot me if I ever become that hard to deal with. - What's this? - For you. From? Look, you are not yourself. This was written in anger. Will you hold on? Sleep on it. You still want me to have it, that's fine. Take the letter. I don't think that you will, once calm and rational thought returns. - Take the letter, Deborah. - Just sleep on it. She didn't even want us to know she had a daughter... and on the first day you take her kid away without even asking? - I think that's a little... - What? Insensitive? Elitist? Narcissistic? Irresponsible? Perverse? Dizzy? What? Stupid. When is anyone in this damn house... in this damn life gonna consider my feelings? I tried to make a lovely kid feel welcome. There is no reason to rake this over. I let it go and gave Flor the room to let it go, which I'm sure she has. It's over, so just get on board, pal. I slept. Well, I'm oke. No, please. Don't worry about it. You really don't have to pay me. - Please, don't worry about it. - I'm just kidding. - When you count it up, give me a holler. - I did count. Many times. I didn't sleep. I counted. All right, what do I owe you? Give it to me. $640. - Really? - Yes. - I'm really sorry. - No. All right. I don't know. How about we figure this out tomorrow, okay? You even told me, you said that $5... I know, I promised. It's all coming back to me now. Let me just go deal with this.

To Dean of Admissions, Princeton University. The most influential person in my life... ... is Mother Teresa, whose example helped me overcome the arrogance... which threatened after my 1,600 SAT score and National Merit Scholarship. My influential person taught me the most important word I've learned. Aloha, which I... To the Dean of Admissions, Princeton University... from Cristina Moreno. Most influential person: My mother. No contest. I think I have been pointing toward this essay... ever since the day, 12 years ago in Mexico, when my father left. Such was my mother's need to protect me... that she would not let me see her cry. The trick was... get over it as quickly and privately as possible. Such was my need to protect her... that I never let on that I could hear her. My mother kept us in Mexico as long as possible... to root me in all things Latin. Finally, she sensed our last opportunity for change. We would leave for America. One tear. Just one. So make it a good one, she said. She would be my Mexico. Because this admissions essay is open record... let me just say that our transportation into the United States was... economy class. In order to raise me properly... my mother needed as much of the security of her own culture as possible. So we rolled through Texas... just 34 Hispanic... to Los Angeles... 48 Hispanic. ...look at the Detroit Pistons. And your mother's saying, Get up! But, no, what of it? You can't see them. Why? 'Cause you're being killed... you're being strangled by the psychotic Raider fans. What do you have in Oakland? You got a bunch of psychotic... A few minutes adrift in an alien environment... then we turned a corner, and we were right back home. My mother's favorite cousin, Monica, gave us shelter. For the next six years... neither of us ventured outside our new community. Mom worked two jobs, paying a total of $450 a week... each of us doing everything we could to make things work. We were safe and happy. If only I could have stayed six. But I was blossoming. And during my very first dance... in the time it took a boy's hand... to go from my back to my bottom... it was evident that she would have to leave her night job... to keep a watchful eye on me. Within days, she was on her way to a job interview. She needed $450 from one job. And that meant, after all her time in America... finally entering a foreign land. Hello? Yeah, hi. We're here for the interview with Mrs. Clasky? Oh, great. You made it. Come on in. The front door's open and we're out back. Okay? And call me Deborah. Holding out had helped though. She was no longer intimidated. Working for Anglos now posed no problems. It would just be a job. White America beckoned. She stepped across the cultural divide. Gee whiz in heaven, are you okay? No. Don't worry, I'm not mad. I've been looking for decoration to put up on the glass so people wouldn't walk into it. Instead of taking what was in stock, which was awful, I special ordered... but I'll design something myself, which I should've done... What does that matter when your nose is bleeding? - Shut up, Deborah. - Now you got it, Mom. - There's no ice pack, Bern! - So get anything frozen. Pressure! Just pressure! Take this. Is it strange that I just gave you money? I just felt really badly. It's okay. Chum, knock it off! I'm sorry about the way the place looks. I'm hosting a fundraiser for the school tonight. It's just a mess. Come sit right here. Here you go. Yeah, just... That's great. Just toss it. She's my cousin. She's been here for a while and she understands some, but doesn't really... speak English, but, anyway... She lives in the apartment I manage and... - So who am I interviewing? - Her. You're gorgeous. She didn't mean it as a compliment. It's more of an accusation. - Mother! - Go ahead. I'm sorry. This is my daughter, Bernie... - and my mother, Evelyn Wright. - Evelyn. - Do you want to come in out of the sun? - No, we're fine. You need some sunscreen? I got a 70 here. She loves the sun. Look, we're wearing the same sweater. That's good booga-booga. You want some lemonade, maybe? Lemonade, please? Would you like to take some? Both of you? Okay, let's just talk. I have two children. My husband is a top chef. Like that makes me something. - Anyway, he works nights, so... - Do you work? Yes. No. Not right now. Why? How do you know to ask that? It's okay. I can talk about it. I just... I ran a commercial design company until four months ago... when it was downsized to zip. - Now I'm a full-time mom. Gulp! - Double gulp. I have two children. My son Georgie is nine, Bernie you know... and I like the house to be like me, you know... I'm very loose and meticulous at the same time. It's all about first names and closeness here. Let her know, absolutely. But I do care about the place. I'm so sorry, I'm not leaving you time to translate. What's your name? Llamo. It's one of my five Spanish words. Flor Moreno. Floor? Flor. - Floor? - No, Flor. Floor. Flor. - It means flower, right? - Flower, yes. - Floor! What I walk on, right? - Flor. - Flor. - Flor! Is there some school of the ear I'm flunking out off right now? What'd she say? She says if you curl your tongue, then let it be loose, you'll get it... and that it's really hard for Americans... and that it's great you try so hard. Because most people wouldn't bother. She gets me. Flor. Dense, but stubborn, right? Now, see what you just did for me? That is just what the kids need. Patience and encouragement. All right, money. - Goodbye. Look forward to seeing you. - Love you. The job is six days a week. Seven, eight, 12 hours, it depends. All the housekeeping, driving the kids. How much a week do you want? - Whatever you say. - No! No. This is a very important question... because if you ask for too little, it means you don't value yourself. You ask for too much, it means you're taking advantage. So? $1,000. She's kidding! $650! Welcome to the family. Come on. I want to show you around. Come on! I had never known that my mother had been chronically worried about money... until the first glimpse of her as financially unburdened. Can we have a table for two, please? - We're cele ating. - Okay, right this way. Is this good? - Gracias. - You're welcome. Here you go. Enjoy. - Gracias. - You're welcome. Whoa, expensive. Excuse me. Those men would like to buy you a drink. Thank you. - No, gracias. - Okay. Sorry. This is so embarrassing. My mother said to tell them, Who do you think you are? Can't you see I'm with my daughter, for God's sake? Good. She said, Who do you think you are? She's with her daughter, for God's sake. Her young daughter. Passing on the left! Left! Morning, Flor. See you up there. Hey! Will you try this? Isn't that good? Okay, think seriously about getting up. You don't have to get up yet, but are you thinking seriously about it? - Yes. - Okay. My God. This is amazing! A simple it's good will do. I'm glad you like it. But you could do without this. No! Flor, never do fetch to Chum! Never! I'm not mad. I'm thinking of you. This is me being nice. Okay. It's just... no taking the ball from the dog. Just don't. No fetch. No. Never do fetch with this dog. Okay? Never. Here, can you make us some coffee, maybe? Yeah? Okay. Right. Thank you. - Now? - Yes, actual up. Hey, Dad! Are you as mad at me as Mom 'cause of what happened? No, Georgie, I'm not. Are you mad at me? - No. - Good. Let's hope. When it comes to the kids, John, we got to stay on the same page! United. Doing consistent parenting. Do you know how many books on parenting I've read? Deb, since high school we've been able to read each other. Take advantage of it. Word for word, what did you say to Georgie exactly? No, I'm not mad. Good guy... bad guy. Come on. What the hell are you doing? Everything's okay. - John. - Yes. Do you really think that cupping my east... - is going to solve the issue here? - It's worked before. Now it's infuriating me. - Wrong east. - Oh, my God! No, I know what you mean. Oh, my God. Don't do the calm thing. Just don't go there. Don't do that thing. This is very important to you. Us. I just like to level with Georgie. That's why I answered him this way. This is not an argument, honey. Yes, it is! We're having a fight, John. A big fight, at last. So could you stop being so stark raving calm? Great God in heaven, save me. Hi. I didn't know Deb found somebody. You work here? You're gonna help out with the house and kids? You work here and you don't speak any English at all? All she has to do is dial 911 and press two for Spanish. This is... Flor, this is Georgie and this is John. John, this is Flor. Flor. Great. I'll take Georgie to school. No, I'm doing it. I'm gonna show Flor the ropes. Flor, will you come with me, please? Come. Thank you. - She's mad. - You're fine. Deb? - What? - You love me. - Not the best place to stand, fella. - No, it's me. I'm bugged. I'm sorry. Not a problem. You're the new helper, Alex, right? Okay, welcome. First day. John, I have something very important to tell you. - Damn. - What? Victor recognized a food critic over the phone. - From? - The Times. I'll bet they sent her across the country just for us. - If you're nervous, take a walk. - I don't need a walk. I'll walk with you. I know a eathing thing. What do you think I'm worried about? How I'm gonna cook? That's not the thing. That's not the problem. I worked at a restaurant in New York that had four stars. It was like a line formed to become an asshole. People's accents changed. The heart went out of the place. You understand? - No. - I agree with everything you just said. I admire you for your feelings. I hope to adopt them as my own. Here we are, ladies. I don't know what to root for. The thought of one star gets me nauseous... but with four, there's no place to go but, My God, they took away one of my stars! - The Times liked the first course. - You know what you want? Three and a quarter stars. Yes, that would be perfect. It'd mean you're good, but not good enough to feel disappointed... you just missed out on excellence. You still get enough respect. Good people wanna work with you. Business is good, not crazy. You're right below the radar, where you get to mind your own business. That's a good, solid life. Big wipe. I'm in the vitamin section and this little hip-hop girl, what's her name? Nice surprise, thank you. You want some? This little hip-hop girl, what's her name? Grammys. She's famous. You kids know her. Oh, darn. God bless the language barrier. It keeps you from being bored with me. Anyway, she said: - Aren't you Evelyn Wright? - Oh, my God! First of all, that she remembered me from the old covers. - Yeah. - And then she... - Oh, please. Her name. - Stop it. - It makes the story so much better. - It's still a good story. She said: Whenever I think everything's... Pardon my French, pardon her French. A mother-hm-hm... I put on one of your records. Oh, my God. That is so sweet. Well, you think your life is embarrassing, and then... somebody finds encouragement in it. - You understand? - I think I do. Mom, it's not even noon. - This is going to work. - I don't know anything. Free your mind. The president whose policies... many consider responsible for the Great Depression. I don't know. - Name a vacuum cleaner. - What? - Okay, I got it. - Hoover. - I said I had it. You don't trust me? - Okay. I no longer know nothing. And Hoover was followed in office by... I'm just drawing blanks. I'm embarrassed. It's my own fault. I spent all my time on math, which I'm lucky if I don't flunk, anyway. Stop it. The man you're looking for is not a ruse. - What does ruse mean? - Phony. Roosevelt! If I'd ever heard of that word before, that would lock it in. - Surprise! New clothes. - What? - What did I do right? - It was a warehouse sale. I went nuts. I got so much stuff. Great! She needed a boost. That came together. I wouldn't wear it together, it's a little much. Eight? What? - Eight. - What? - Bernie, come on. Listen. - What's going on? You're gonna do it, and you're gonna look beautiful. Honey, I just... You are going to lose that weight, and... You know... I'm glad you didn't get here earlier, because... then I wouldn't be able to tell you that... your gift to me... is a ruse. - Honey, I... - Please, just excuse me. - Hey, Bernie... - I just... I just need to be alone right now, okay? I'm sorry. It's okay. We have to be able to endure this, John, if we're gonna help her. I'll just gonna hang out here and wait for you, okay? Her pediatrician intervened on his own daughter's weight, and she is an 8. Dad, don't. Didn't you ever just need a minute? Yes. This is the same page that I'm talking about, John. We gotta be on the same page. That's the most important thing. I don't know why it has to be so hard. I need a minute. She's right between the two sizes. I thought about it. What am I supposed to do? Encourage her denial... or motivate her to get herself in shape? Flor? Me go. - Okay. - I'll take you to the bus stop. Sorry, I didn't even help you with the door. No, what I meant was... My mother did not understand her male boss. He seemed as upset as she was over what had been done to Bernice... Shit! ... and yet had done nothing. I am running out of excuses for the lady of the house! But, man, Bernice's final is tomorrow. She didn't need this one. And just the look on her face when she got the gifts! Like for one second she thought... all her problems with her mother had been solved! He appeared to be a good man... but to someone with first-hand knowledge of Latin macho... he seemed to have the emotions of a Mexican woman. She had no idea of how to react, except to flee. What're you doing? We're still moving. I'll take you all the way to the bus stop. You got to let me take you all the way. I'll take you. All the way. How weird was this ride? Sorry. I'm sorry. Yes, you are released. Yes. Bye-bye. A simple request from my mother startled me. Her rules were bending. She was losing her battle to remain uninvolved with the Claskys. Try it on. Try... Just. Just try it on. Just try on. Just. Just. There is one particular cultural difference... which I wish to explore academically at Princeton. American women, I believe... actually feel the same as Hispanic women about weight. A desire for the comfort of fullness. And when that desire is suppressed for style... and deprivation allowed to rule... dieting, exercising American women... Left! ... become afraid of everything associated with being curvaceous... such as wantonness, lustfulness... Left! ... sex, food... motherhood. All that is best in life. Wow! Taste, she has. Just try it on. When did you learn to speak English? Just try it on. It's too tight. It doesn't fit. Bernice, just try it on. It's too small. I'm too big. - Just try it on! - Okay. I'll show you. Thanks. Lovely way to start the day. The world's most trim Mexican learns her first sentence... and uses it to watch me grunt my way... into a... - It fits! - Okay. No. Thanks. Whatever happened to Frčre Jacques or Itsy-Bitsy Spider? - Make room. - I know. But every time he has a nightmare, I teach him one of my old songs. That way, his nightmares have a purpose. But I don't have to sing it for anyone. Right, you're clear on that. How many did you sell of this song, Grandma? He likes to know that stuff. She was huge. Here goes. 76,000, which is great for a jazz album. Jesus. Fuck you. Dad! For Christ's sake, why are you screaming? Why, crazy father, why aren't you screaming? I'm working on it. The stunned thing has to get dealt with. John Clasky... - No. - Yes. John Clasky, who, at 25... made his mark on the New York restaurant scene... has re-emerged as a young and confident veteran... taking chances with his combinations... - Dad. - Your sister's talking. ...beginning with a succession of appetizers... is constantly yet casually daring. Dad, this is so great. Oh, my God. I think, here it is. Eating at this perfect, smaller, passionate restaurant... inspires one's own abandonment of caution. To wit... John Clasky is the best chef in the United States. - Look how great you read it. - Perfect, Dad. John, four stars. Oh, my God. You even look different to me. I wonder what Mom will do? I read it! All right. What is this? I don't know. I'm just so happy for you and all your hard work. Oh, my goodness. All right. Don't worry. I'll wait for you. Nice move. We are so smooth. Right on. Ladies and gentlemen, the mother of two children! Look at that. You look good. You're too beautiful. It's ridiculous. - I like you. - Okay, I love you. Go. You don't even need me, do you? Just go. Now she's on. It's all you! No. Don't get sad. You had fun, I swear. Deb, cheer up! What am I going to do about me? No, not yet! Great sex. It's John Clasky. I read your good review. I read your good review. They read me your good review. - Nice. - Not so far. I'm sorry. How are you doing? I do fine. Be happy. Be happy. Yeah. Absolutely. Congratulations. Good job. - I need to talk to you. - Oh, man. Okay. - You deserved it. - You were terrific. Congratulations. You guys worked hard. Way to go. - Pietro, what's wrong? - I got a fantastic offer for my own place. Everyone wants to back me since the paper came out. I can't lose you and keep the hours I'm keeping. I can't do my life unless I hold onto you. I think I just gave you an incredible bargaining position. So you gave away 20 of the restaurant... without even talking to me about it? I had to, right then, or I would have lost him. Then I wouldn't have enough time with the family. - I don't exist. - Sure you do. I was all worried, just trying to figure out the timing to talk to you... about renting a place for the summer. I think you have your timing. - Mom, the realtor's here. You coming? - Go on. All right, I'll be back later. - Hi. - Hi there. - I'm Mike. - Deborah. Hi. There's a great rental that just came on the market, so we're starting at the top. - Okay. - Good. I'm never gonna be one of those girls whose hair... flows perfectly in a convertible. Move your seat forward. I just... A little more. Good. You must be trouble. Look at this. Isn't it gorgeous? It's beautiful. It's fabulous. Perfect. What word is the same in Spanish? Thank you. So, this will be your room, okay? Don't worry. I'm gonna put lots of nice stuff in here, too. Did you ask her if she could live in? Come on. There are no buses from her to here. There's no question. Double come on. The barrio, Carbon Beach. What to do? Come on, it's going to be so great. I'm gonna get someone to explain everything to you. Come on. You must learn English. Why won't she learn English? Be careful. I'm gonna have to learn you must learn English in Spanish. Excuse me. - Excuse me, do you speak English? - Yes, I do. Would you please help me? Will you translate for me with her? Sure. Sure. Forever. He's gonna... Give me a minute. Okay. Hi. I've rented a house for the summer... and she needs to sleep at the house because of the bus schedule. No, sorry. What? Why? She can't, because her daughter. You have a daughter? A whole daughter you've never mentioned? This is a little crazy that I don't know this. No, don't translate asides. She said she can't live here. - Because her daughter... - I got that. Her daughter can also live here for the summer. Go, tell her that. Deborah, if she didn't tell us about her child... she has to have a deep sense of privacy. We can figure out how she can still live at home. Hell, I don't mind driving her at night. Let's spare the world you on the roads, okay? What am I gonna do? I'm sorry, my friend, but this is what I need. It's just for the summer. I don't want to lose you, but... She said she live here with you. Hey, Cristina! Malibu. Malibu. The first time one sees natural beauty which is privately owned... oceans as people's backyards confounds the senses. Oh, my gosh. I didn't know God had a toy store for the rich. The beaches are so clean. It's beautiful. Three months? We're gonna be staying here for three months. We're gonna be staying at this beach for three months! This is amazing! You want to go swimming? Look at this child. Oh, God, you could make a fortune at surrogate pregnancy. How you doing? I'm John. - Hello. - Great. Come on out and meet everybody. I'm Deborah and this is my daughter, Bernice. Here's Georgie... and my mother, Evelyn Wright. So glad to meet you. No comparisons, please. I'm not even gonna respond to that. Come here. My mom says it's best if we go, get out of your way, and put our things away. Yes, go get settled. Thank you so much. I'm thrilled to be here. Okay, here's the idea. I need to make a serving platter for serving fish out of sea glass like this. Just bits of oken glass that the ocean sand... blasts over the years. So here's the deal. You guys go hunting for it. I'll give you 50 cents for any piece you find. A dollar for any piece that's bigger than that sucker right there. All right, $5 for any piece that isn't own, clear, or green. - Do we really have to do this? - What? - Come on. - Let's go. Let's do this. Have fun. - Come on, Chum. - Go get them, kid. - Me, too? - Yes, of course. Thank you. Oh, my God, Georgie. Cristina! Up here. Over here. What's wrong? She's wild-eyed over this. Flor. I'm sorry. Very sorry. Listen, she'll be back shortly. No, you don't have to work. Give me that. Here. Thanks. Deb made a mistake. I understand how you feel. Do you understand what I'm saying right now, at all? - No. - Good. Is simpático the word? Uno momento. That's Italian. I really am sorry that this is happening. I wanted you to know that. I really. So sorry. Truly. I didn't mean like... I meant just a normal sorry. So, I'm going to go to work. Thank you so much. - Thank you so much for taking me there. - Stop thanking me. I really enjoyed having the company. The flea market was just... I don't know what to say. It was just... so many things. And you. You knew so much about all of them. The way you made those people lower the prices, though. I just think that you're... - Never mind. - No, go ahead. I can take it. I just think that you're... the most amazing white woman that I've ever met. That is so nice to hear. Absurd, but deeply appreciated, Cristina. Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much. That was so fun. - This was the best day ever. - What? Did something bad happen? Cristina, tell your mother those wash right out. It's no big deal. Not right now. What? You can't just take someone else's kid and then make them over. Don't go there. Or I'll go there, and you know where there is. Can you believe what a big deal Flor is making this into? Please, shoot me if I ever become that hard to deal with. - What's this? - For you. From? Look, you are not yourself. This was written in anger. Will you hold on? Sleep on it. You still want me to have it, that's fine. Take the letter. I don't think that you will, once calm and rational thought returns. - Take the letter, Deborah. - Just sleep on it. She didn't even want us to know she had a daughter... and on the first day you take her kid away without even asking? - I think that's a little... - What? Insensitive? Elitist? Narcissistic? Irresponsible? Perverse? Dizzy? What? Stupid. When is anyone in this damn house... in this damn life gonna consider my feelings? I tried to make a lovely kid feel welcome. There is no reason to rake this over. I let it go and gave Flor the room to let it go, which I'm sure she has. It's over, so just get on board, pal. I slept. Well, I'm oke. No, please. Don't worry about it. You really don't have to pay me. - Please, don't worry about it. - I'm just kidding. - When you count it up, give me a holler. - I did count. Many times. I didn't sleep. I counted. All right, what do I owe you? Give it to me. $640. - Really? - Yes. - I'm really sorry. - No. All right. I don't know. How about we figure this out tomorrow, okay? You even told me, you said that $5... I know, I promised. It's all coming back to me now. Let me just go deal with this.

Cristina? Oh, baby. My mother wishes for me to represent exactly what she says... - nothing else. - What? - May I talk to you? - You mean your mother? Yeah. Sure. You can talk to me. I don't have to sleep first? What's wrong? Come on, sit down. I'm sorry. Did you give this money to my daughter? I made a deal with the kids. All the kids. Oh, no! Please. You don't tell or ask the mother when you give a child a fortune... for looking on the beach for stones? - What is the word for this? - Sea glass. No, not a name for the stones. A name for the action, what you did. Oh, boy, engreído is gonna be rough. Smug. I had no idea it was going to amount to that much money. I thought, sort of tops, $50. But $50 is a lot of money. I know. Oh, shit! I'm sorry. Come on. I get what you're upset about. Excuse me. It might not look it, but I am good at getting things. I know what it's like when you feel your kid's being messed with. It won't happen again. It won't. - All right. - Okay. It's late. You guys get some sleep. Sleep? No. If this was small enough to be helped by some little apology... I would be a fool to ing it up. But I need to say, no matter what the result... I need to be impolite. You leave someone else's child alone. It is simple, no? It is too easy for children to feel contradictions... and it encourages questioning their parents. And that makes them feel less safe. Look. Your wife takes her for little tours. And she changes her hair. And you give her money. Here, take back the money. I didn't really mean to be angry to you. Only emotional, for me. What about hypocritical? Yes, you heard me! It's not like you didn't do the same thing. Yes, you did. So why don't you go lecture yourself? You won't need a translator for that one. What am I lately, a recycling bin? Anybody dump in your garbage and hope I make something useful out of it? Yes, you did the same thing. You think I don't know about you altering those outfits for Bernie? She tells me her stuff. So am I missing something? Is there really a difference between that and what you're complaining about? Excuse me. There's no difference. I interfered. You're kidding me? It's just pretty wild to say something to somebody... and have the other person just concede the point. I'm dazed here. I feel really embarrassed. And you were very right. Hypocrisy, yes. Okay, that doesn't happen very often. She said we'll leave whenever it is good for you. No! Come on, man. But how can I keep working for you after we talked like this? You can't quit the job. Even if you wanted to. And you know why. No. Yes, you do. You know. Why? Because if you do... Cristina will blame herself for costing you the job. And that guilt... I don't know if you know about guilt. Guilt, we know. We're Catholics. We know. You can't do that to her. Welcome back. Good night. Good night. You can't be translating for me all the time. I need to learn English now. I really wasn't supposed to translate that. Listen to your mother. She knows it all. Learning English would cost $599 down... and 12 monthly payments of $86... which represents 22 interest. Assimilation gets expensive. But not a penny was wasted. Food. Food. - I am just learning English. - I am just learning English. - Please repeat. - Please repeat. - Neck. - Neck. - Nose. - Nose. Go! It is summer... ...winter... ...winter... ...spring. ...spring. Sun. - Sunny. - Sunny. - No. - Several. - Several. - Several. - Again. - Several. Good. Several. - Too many. - Too many. Right. Too many. How about a movie tonight? Have you any particular one in mind? I really enjoyed the Star Wars trilogy... by Mr. George Lucas. Congratulations, John. Chef, it just keeps building. Sorry. Should we stop answering the phone? We're booked for four months solid. No. I want to keep some walk-in business. I want this to stay neighborhood. - The trick is stay the same. - Impossible, John. There'd be riots. You should hear the desperation in their voices. This is the best time of your life. Yes, that includes our 5:30 seating as well. I know. Could you hold for one minute? We'll serve the full menu at the bar. Where will I put people waiting for a table? It won't work, John. - Do this for me. - There's no way. Do this for me or I'll set my hair on fire and start punching myself in the face! Yeah, you're right. That was an unusual way for me to make myself understood. Phone! - It's Mike. - Great. Yeah, I'm just walking out the door. Okey-dokey. Okay, thanks. Great. Thank you. Thank you for the ride home... but it was not necessary. All right, yes. Four stars and I've never been more unhappy. Up. Yes. He's got this. Incredible obstacle. I don't know what to wear to the party. I'm wearing jeans. Do you want to wear jeans? What are you wearing to the party? Who's always there for you at 2:30 in the morning? You'd better do something about Chum. You're gonna throw your arm out. Don't you sleep anymore? The more you do it, the more you learn. Flor, you're doing fantastic. - No. - Yes. Now I am like a 2-year-old. I finish. No, keep going. No, not until you finish it. Your wife go out. - Did she say where? - No. Sorry. Listen, she's... I forgot she was going out. Don't be a smart-ass. I'm sorry. You and I... we communicate in apologies anyway... so I'm sorry. I should be whipped. I should be stoned. It's been a while. I meant to say don't be smart... not a smart-ass. Don't be kind. Don't be sensitive. Don't be wonderful. I'm way too close. I'm sorry again. I meant to say, Hi, Flor. Good night, Flor. That show you're watching is gonna be a hit. Hey, pal, you want to... Go, Chum. No! Go to him. Go! Man, you do love me. I was wondering. What about the point I'm making? It's good, right? Cristina has already read, on her own... every book on Bernice's summer reading list. And she's two grades behind her. Can you imagine if she went to Bernice's school? I think I could probably get her a scholarship. God knows they owe me. Talk to Flor. Yeah. She's so open to new things. Where're you going? I'm going out. It's this whole... Anyway, I'm probably actually gonna be... The cell will be bad, so I'll just check in with you later. I just can't find my keys. Good morning, Ms. Folsom. - Deborah. - Arlene, what a surprise. This is Cristina, the girl I am always raving to you about. This is Arlene Folsom, she's the School Director. - Hi. - Hello, a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Folsom. - Would you like a little tour? - Really? Great. She's gorgeous, isn't she? Hispanic. We ran into the head of the school and Cristina knocked her out. I had nothing to do with it. Incidentally, the scholarship... is worth $20,000 and early registration is tomorrow. It's too far from my home. You could move in to town with us. Never, thank you. Fine, then don't. By the way, the phrase is no, thank you. Mom was caught in a vise of manipulation. Please, dear God... this is the most important prayer of my life. It's about my education. The health of my ain. Please, dear God, enter my mother's heart. Make her understand what this school means. - Hi, Flor. - Hi. Want some port? No, thank you, Evelyn. - How you doing? - Hi. I was just leaving. What? Okay. - Poor guy. - What? Nobody noticed. Flor? Thanks for never judging me. I love you. I love everybody. That's what's killing me. May I talk with you? Me? I just spoke to Deborah. She'll be back soon if you need to go over something. I need to really talk. Is okay? - No. - No! Sure. Sure. I'm sorry. - Outside? - Okay. You have me a little nervous here. Are we ever gonna stop? Just asking. You know about Cristina and your private school? Oh, that. - They did it. - I don't know what to do. Don't ask me. I'm worried about my own kid going there. They keep sending her home anxiety-ridden, mostly over geometry. I mean, you get Bernice. In a decent world... her school should let her know how great she is, right? You don't have to worry about Bernice. Nothing is going to change that heart. Yeah, thanks. It's just... great to hear someone else say that out loud. Hard to explain. I'm sorry. I take you here and... - I make too much of this, right? - No! You have a right to worry about this. This is the job. These are the decisions. Worrying about your children is sanity. And being that sane, the way you are, can drive you nuts. Someone like you, I'm sorry. If you think you're at some crossroads, you are. You are. Hey, I wish I could help you more. I never know a man who can put himself in my place like you do. How did you become that man? I don't know. Would you get out of the damn wind? Sit down! I didn't mean to... I want to be helpful. It must be hard being a widow, doing it on your own. Why do you think I am a widow? I guess I thought... that would be the only way a guy would leave you. So, okay... are you gonna send her? I don't know. I think if I do, one of two things happens. Either she will be odd? Odd, yes. Or she will make herself the same as them. I felt the same way about my kid going there. So between odd and the same, you gotta be rooting for odd, don't you? Yes, you gotta. Thank you. Good night. I go to sleep. You speaking English, it's... - What? - Nothing. It's nice meeting you. Here they are. Hey, you guys just made it. I was getting worried. I picked up your books yesterday. I put them in one of Bernie's old, ancient backpacks. Thank you. This is gonna be a great school. I can tell by the weight. I got her just a little first-day-at-a-new-school present. Just a little something from me and Bernie. It's okay, right? Come on, it's a big day. What did we get her? Wait. - Here it comes. - Hold on. It's from all of us. Your mom, too. It's not from me. Let's get going. Don't be late. Come on. Thank you so much for this opportunity. And everything. Have a great year, girls. This is so great. Left. No left. You're fast. Better pace yourself. You know, I ran college track. Watch out. Look, they're delivering my table. See you. I love you for trying! When people exist under one roof, a tiny society forms... the stuff of novellas... masters and servants unconsciously dancing in lock step... so that when things go wrong... traumas converge. At Mrs. Clasky's urging, I had invited two of my friends to her house... though I was expected at home. Monica had finally managed to get her mother here from Mexico... and my mother was making a party. Flor? Deb. Sorry to call you so late. But the girls are still studying and I gotta go out. I know I promised to get her back... so if you want me to cut off the schoolwork... that's fine, whatever you want. Let me think. Okay, you think about it. Hey, listen, Flor, if you're tired... or you want to play, just... let her sleep here tonight. I'll get her back to you in the morning. You think about it. Call me back. Bye. Wait. I need to talk to you privately, honey. Honey? No, Mother. I can't right now. I'm really late. I've been looking all over for you. Will you keep an eye on the kids? You've my secret cell number. Just give me a moment to talk here. - What is it, are you buzzed? - No. I gave up drinking weeks ago. Yes. Nobody noticed. Which shows I probably conducted myself pretty well as a drunk. But duty called, and I'm sober... so, may I say just one thing? - Yes, Mother, one thing. Go ahead. - Thank you. Deborah, you are going to lose your husband... if you don't stop what you are doing. And you will never find someone as good. There'll only be men who you know are cheap and shallow... and have no real warmth in their souls. You may have gotten by on those surfaces once but now... you have been spoiled by a good man. If you do not act quickly... you will soon cement an awful fate for yourself... a life with no hope of repair... which has already begun to turn desperate and dumb. That's it. Drive carefully. Out of coffee. It's over for me. You've done it again, Mother. Made me hate myself. One of the things that I can count on. Honey, lately your low self-esteem is just good common sense. Better wait a minute. - What the hell is wrong? - Nothing. Can I urge you, in all hopelessness, not to go in there? - Where are you? - Over here. Baby, what? Just stay there, John. What? I suddenly get what I gotta do, but I just gotta get up the guts. Is it absolutely necessary to make it this scary? Can you just say it? It's not so easy. Yeah. Come on, it's me. We can talk. - Do I ever hope so. - All right. Don't cry. Or cry. I'm sorry. Come on. What is it? I've been seeing another man for the last 11 weeks. It was nothing and I ended it tonight. At first it was just keeping an eye on the real estate market, and then it was... me being insecure and searching for some ridiculous validation. Hold on. I'm missing what you're saying. You can't keep talking... and expect me to follow it when you start the way you did. Just what did you hear? There was a crack in the planet. That was noisy. There's an actual noise in my head. No kidding. I met him... If you talk that fast, I'm not gonna hear you. There's a lot going through my mind right now. Have you said, yet, whether you slept with him? No, so far I've just been talking about a flirtation. It's really... Have you said whether you had sex with another person? Because I really am missing your words, so help me out here. I've been trying to explain that for the first ten weeks... You still haven't said yet, right? - Is this your way... - Yes. This is my way! This is my way of asking you whether or not you... Once I ask it... Just give me a second. I'm trying to figure out if there's a way to avoid knowing. No. Damn it. There's not. Okay, you're on. - Real short answer. Have you had... - Yes. Really? I made up my mind that I was gonna answer every question you had. I'll answer everything, and anything, and more. What other questions could there be? Are you really that much nicer than me? You don't set the bar real high. John, just wait, please. I think that if you listen to exactly what happened... and then you could do whatever you need to. Just please let me tell you everything. It's just Flor. Flor, what are you doing here? I want my daughter. I want to talk to Mrs. Clasky. I want to quit. I don't think you can do any of that right now. I gotta. The reason I took this chance in telling is that I want us to be good. I want us to be close. I want to feel like you're not nuts to be in love with me. So what I think we should do is that I think we should just talk. Talk until we pass out. Talk until we are so sick of each other that there's nothing left to do... but take that first step out of hell. So let's not leave this room until you've heard... and said everything, okay? Please say okay. I'm sorry. What? John? You didn't hear me? I gotta get out of here and you keep talking. Stay put. I don't think you want to wake her up... when you're feeling this upset and the others are right there, too. What're you doing? Where're you going? I am leaving. I have finally... Me, too. I'll drive you. - No. - It's okay. I don't mind. If you truly don't know why I say no... - let me at last say the reason. - Don't worry about it. Have you no idea that I... I've really gotta get out of here. Right now. Go. Goodbye, Chum. - Goodbye. - Wait. I'm taking you. No. Why? Because, if I don't, I'll worry about you all night long. I can't handle that now. Come on. Get in the car. John! - I quit this job. - I quit this job! I think I meant that for someone else. I'm sorry. - Sorry. Very sorry. - There is the bus stop. - Bye. - Wait, don't go! Would you be willing to hang out with me for a while? - You want to hang out with me? - Yes. - Then I have to ask you... - What? What does hang out mean? It means... visit. Okay. I've never seen your place. Very perfect. I'm gonna cook for you. Please. I am glad to visit with you. If I just left the job... and never spoke with you... it would have been... sin. You understand? Yeah. My hand is the only sane part of my body. Every other part wants to jump off a cliff. That's it for now. I already oke my record for smooth. - I don't understand. - It's me. I'm not making any sense. But I can get you fed. - You want a drink? - No. Wait. I don't think you should, either. Then, excuse me, because... if I had the equipment, I think I'd inject the vodka. I just think it is important we are each clear-headed. It's very good. You didn't ask why. Keep things real, right? I wouldn't have put it so well. Let's get this going here. Beautiful. So, tell me again why I can't call him on his cell again? Besides that he turned it off? - Yeah. - Forty messages start to look needy. - Mother, you're enjoying this. - No. Not in the way you think. You are enjoying it? Jesus, Mother. I am enjoying actually being of use to my daughter. I'm enjoying the fact that I really know how to advise you... and the miracle that you are so deeply disoriented... that you are gobbling up everything I say. What? There's something I want to say to you about you and me. - You don't have to. - No, I want to. - Okay? - Thank you. You were an alcoholic and wildly promiscuous woman... during my formative years, so I'm in this fix because of you. It is your fault. I just needed that moment for us to build on. You have a solid point, dear. But right now, the lessons of my life are coming in handy for you. That's it. That's it for you. I keep thinking I should tell you what happened to me tonight. But I don't want to spoil this. I will remember every taste forever. I'm very glad you liked it. It's something, watching you. If it's anything at your end, imagine over here. Scratch that. The last thing you want to hear is somebody going off on your looks. Don't be crazy. Tell me every detail. Okay, I will. They should name a gender after you. Looking at you doesn't do it. Staring is the only way that makes any sense. And trying not to blink, so you don't miss anything. And all of that, and you're you. I mean... Look, forgive me. It's just you are drop-dead, crazy gorgeous. So much so that I'm actually considering looking at you again... before we finish up here. Soon, please. - I can't. We can't. - I know. We can't do anything that ings us any kind of satisfaction or release. But I'm still having a great time. My mother has often referred to that evening at the restaurant... as the conversation of her life. Ever since that night at the beach... if I knew you were in a room, I just wouldn't go in there. When I hear you coming, I leave. That's why we haven't seen each other a lot lately. Why is everything so damn confusing? Is your mind racing, too? I'd say my mind has evaporated. Feels pretty good. Like happy? Like happy. You think that will last? - I was just kidding around. - I understand what you mean. I don't understand what I mean. That it's getting late. The responsibilities... have entered your ain. Don't hide that from me. - Please. - Yeah. Thank you. You're right. I won't. You're great. You're great, too. No. There are some mistakes you cannot risk when you have children. Please. - Are you ready to go? - No! I'm not. Stay put for a sec. Stay there. Once our feet touch that floor, I'm gonna get too many ain cells back. Don't be in such a hurry. That floor, it's going to eat us alive. - I love you. - What? 'Cause I've been... Oh, God, it's him. He's gotta tell me everything. - No. - Oh, yes. No, wait. Do you know that right now... you are your own worst enemy? That you can't trust one thought in your ain? Then trust me... and only allow yourself to say one thing to him. One thing. I am so glad you're back. - What? - Yes. But I have to know whether he touched her. And where he touched her, and how he touched her... and how he felt afterwards, whether they held hands... when they left. Just those words, if you want to have a prayer of coming out of this. - So now I... - Go to him. - Jesus, do I need a little makeup? - You need a hose. But you don't have the time. It's fine that you look like that. It's genuine. You can use genuine. - Thank you, Mom. - Oh, honey. It's not the worst thing in the world to find out that you love your husband. It's late, Deborah. I just wanted to say... I can't sleep upstairs with you. I just can't for now. I'm just so glad you're back. - I am. - Yeah, okay. Mom? I'm done tonight, Deb. I don't think we can jam anything else in. It's me, Dad. What's wrong, honey? I just wanted to check that you were back and okay. I'm okay. Because? Mom was crying for six hours straight, and Grandma was in with her... all that time, mostly saying, He'll be back. I just hate that you had that kind of night. It's good for me to worry about something that really matters... instead of the stupid stuff that's usually on my mind. Like? Surviving? What? How did you come up with this? You are fantastic, Bernie. I love you. - I love you. - I know. I mean, not about me being fantastic. But just... - Sleep well. - Wait. What? Sweetheart. Me, too. Sing it for Grandma. Hey, Mom. Is it okay if we don't leave right away, please? No. Just let me explain, please. No. We must say goodbye. Bernice is going to let me use her computer. This is for school. - For school. Just listen to me. - I don't work here anymore. No, that's not fair. You can't do this to me. - Do I have to get out? - No, Georgie. Stay. I think you are a wonderful boy. Be good, like you are. Thanks. Thanks a lot. - I can't believe you didn't get out. - Flor said. I don't want to get you wet. - Get me wet. - Thanks. - You are a trip. You are. - Thank you. You are a beauty. Come on. Last chance to have some of you rub off on me. Listen, I'm sorry that you're sad, but this could have been so much worse. Why don't you run upstairs and say goodbye to Deborah? I'm coming. - Thank you. - You're welcome. I live my life for myself. You live your life for your daughter. None of it works. Thank you, Evelyn. - We're leaving for good. - It's okay. - We're not coming back! - It's okay. We're still gonna see each other at school. Come on. I'm gonna keep my eye on you. Come on. No, no. I got some great things for you. Want a computer? I was waiting out here. Can't give you guys a lift, huh? God bless the guy who gets you. - Let her keep them. Party favors. - No. Goodbye, Mr. Clasky. I'm very sorry we won't be seeing each other as frequently. Yes. Can I sleep at the Claskys' when I stay late at school? Shortly after we left... my mother told me of another decision she had reached. I would no longer go to the private school. No! You can't do that to me! You ruined everything. This ruins my life! You've ruined everything! I will never forgive you. No, it'll never be all right. You're wrong. This is exactly what I was worried about. I will never be able to forgive you! I have a scholarship! And nobody gives this up! The 1.3 miles from the Clasky house to our bus stop... was the longest walk I'll ever know. I had publicly scorned my mother. And yet she had not reacted. What did spark our climactic moment... was my use of a common American phrase. Not right now. I need some space. Not a space between us. In the midst of confrontation, she found clarity. She expressed regret that she had to ask me... to deal with the basic question of my life at such a young age. And then she asked it. Is what you want for yourself... to become someone very different... than me? I have been overwhelmed... by your encouragement to apply to your university... and your list of scholarships available to me. Though, as I hope this essay shows... your acceptance, while it would thrill me... will not define me. My identity rests firmly... and happily on one fact: I am my mother's daughter. Thank you. Cristina Moreno.

CJ Entertainment Presents A CJ Entertainment Production In association with Ikyoung Film, Sidus HQ Produced by Lee Kang-bok Executive Producers Lee Kang-bok, Choi Pyun- ho Co- Producer Seok Dong-jun Producer Song Chang-yong Lim Chang-jung Kim Seon-ah Directed by Oh Sang-hoon I don't know what I was thinking maybe I wasn't thinking? Maybe thoughts just went out of my mind I can't believe this! Why is this happening to me? - Number 35 - Yes - Number 36 - Yes - Number 37 - Yes You guys are up next Miss, what number are you? - I'm 34, Jang Mi-young - Jang Mi-young? You missed it You'll have to wait What do you mean I missed it? Sit down and wait I had a call from nature Wait till you're called I can't afford to wait Look, lady This isn't your playground! Please, let me go in I won't be long - I must go in - Go sit down Go! You can leave now Those that I've called go in and sit to the left Relax and do your thing Next! Excuse me! I'm 34, Jang Mi-young I had to go to Sorry Hold on! Give me a sec I had diarrhea so I had to use the ladies' room I couldn't help it I'm just saying Please, give me a chance Let go! You took my man How dare you How dare you You took my Sorry, but Can I do this later? The Greatest Expectation Let's go, number 3! I'm hungry You had a hotdog earlier I'm still hungry Are we buying all these? Do you have money? Do I? We're putting them back later Why? It's just what you do here Too much meat isn't good for your system Dumplings! Remember it's called a buffet Wasn't it fun today? We saw lots of animals, didn't we? Tell Jang-mi so, okay? Your grandma's not home Don't forget the word, 'buffet' - Say it for me - Buffet Tell Jang-mi we ate at a buffet, okay? Grandma You scared me What was that for? Bastard! Where on earth have you been, son? Grandma, I'm not your son What's this then? Tits? No, it's a penis! He's the seed you planted So take care of him! Okay, okay! Grandma, I'm thirsty Are you, my pumpkin? Come on, I'll get you some water - Where are you going? - To make money! It's changed Mom? What are you doing? It's so upsetting! I can't believe this Don't you wanna know how the audition went? I know you failed it again You sure you're my mom? I found you under a idge No! This is so frustrating! I never win Shitty game - Can't stand it anymore - Where are you going? Playing cards again? I need to practice in real life I'm starving! Collect the late fees and order some Chinese You're so young You don't even have a man? Always coming home for meals Hey, wanna play cards? Look who's here Shoes! Where the hell did you go? What? I was at Jang-mi's Jang- mi's busy with work So I baby-sat the boy Some cartoonist she is! She made a bum do her volunteer work? Okay, that's fine What's this? 'Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance' Why haven't you returned it? I was going to Don't watch videos or eat unless you make money Did you think I'd flee the country over this lousy video? Why the hell did you call? My mom told me to Better be nice to your biggest patron The late fee comes to 1,500 won Tajja 2' is still out? Who the hell rented it? 'Tajja 2'? He should here soon Here comes your meal! Did you ing it? Sure did! I didn't come empty-handed That'll be $3.50 I meant 'Tajja 2' Oh, that! Darn, I forgot again I'm so stupid It's him? He rented 'Tajja 2'? Mr... Chinese Food Don't you have any etiquette? Return what you rent on time Who's this wise ass? I know you're all busy but it's been a week What do you care? You don't pay my late fees Do you have any idea what emotional trauma others go through waiting on that book? I've had to endure the pain of waiting for that book! What are you babbling on about? Read Part 3 first then That's what it's there for The story doesn't connect! You reconnect it then You corn-headed asshole! What are you gonna do about it? Please, return it ASAP What the hell! Did I stain it with noodle soup? Did I tear off a section and wipe my ass? Who says deliverymen shouldn't read the funnies! Should I just fucking deliver all day! Can't a girl eat in peace! What was that? Leave it, or take it outside Even with a mouthful, you're still so pretty Not so fast, wise guy Finish what you started Come on, make my day What's your problem? Return it soon, please Or what? You'll pay late fees Stupid asshole Hey, pay your late fees! Change the part in your hair! Leave! Shit! He eats like a pig, man Took him to a buffet He cleaned out every dish in the restaurant Time to pay out, girl I'm hungry Eat this Wait till I get paid for this I don't understand Why are you helping the less fortunate? Nobody's worse-off than you No crumbs, okay? I'm working here and you're watching TV? Losing your focus? What? The eath of a man distracts you? Wanna get laid? You took my man How dare you I'm gonna kill you I'm gonna kill you - Aaaaah! - What are you doing? You scared me! - Dinner? - I ate! No, for me? What am I, your maid or something? You're a bum You should've cooked It's on the table Go stuff yourself Wasn't I scared! Mi-young, you're dead! You wore my clothes again! No, I never wore that leopard panties So stupid! How'd you know I was talking about it then? Stupid idiot! I just tried it on It's all stretched out! I told you a hundred times Your ass is way too big! Maybe it was made loose God! Go get me a pack of cigarettes You go get it! Don't want the change? You smoke 'Time', right? Shit! What's the point? You're dying soon anyway God damn it! Hey, you! What? I'm missing a dime So? It was $1.40, but now it's only $1.30 So what? - Give me a dime - Why should I? You bumped into me You weren't looking where you were going I was That old man in red Don't be a tightwad Give me a dime Why should I? You're not going home until you find it Or give me a dime so I can buy my cigarettes You choose! My legs hurt What a freaking girl! What? What's your problem? Please, spare me a dime I'm begging you I need it to buy cigarettes I'll take it off your late fees What does that have to do with this? Making me crazy Why should I give you any money? What took you so long? Shut up That bitch! Hey, why is this open? Merciless bitch Merciless bitch That merciless bitch Merciless bitch I can't believe that bitch Brother? I'm home Oh, hey I'm hitting the sack - He's going to bed - Get off of me Come on, we can't stop now I said, get off Damn it! I've got a fucking demon for a other Twenty years of age M&A The revolutionary movement that was in Czech? Prague Spring Fucking stocks! How can she not know that? Independence Editorial Ojak Bridge Spinoza Hi Hi Fuck me! You don't have a penny In that account Right, what a stupid thing to do Maybe I should go to your wife Wait outside I helped you make money Give me ten more - $10 my ass! Ten? Ten? Ten! - Fuck! I'm still down $8 Gs, man You don't have any right to ask for anything! Don't hit me on the head! Fuck! It'll bounce back If she finds out that I touched that account I'm as good as dead So, stop bullshitting me - Keep your mouth shut - I got sources telling me When a flying saucer lands at the airport? Don't be such a wuss You gotta look ahead No wonder dad always - beating the crap out of you - Shut up! For 12 a and panty pairs it's only $39.80 What an incredible price! And we give you a sexy ivory nightgown for free On our last oadcast I was so tempted So I bought my sister this set of lingerie Let me tell you She absolutely loved it That lying bitch! When'd you get me any freaking panties? You're so two- faced Go! Come on, decide your move That! Lose that one Shut up He might take it Trust me on this If he takes it, he gets more points I bet he doesn't have it Do as I say You sure? He doesn't have this? - Shall I? - Of course - Maybe you're right - Yes, of course! Trust me Go ahead So stupid Why is that my fault? - Shut up! - Why are you hitting me? Stop hitting me! I've had it! Don't expect to see me again! What are you doing here? Reading the funnies You have a lot at your shop Why pay to read them here? You can't always eat at home Sometimes you eat out, right? Leave me alone Don't get fresh with me, girl Jang-mi! Why is the door locked? Eating pork, or something? We're out of lettuce Why aren't you eating? Help yourself I couldn't care less if they starved to death I will love you - until the end of time... - One two, one two God, I peed on myself Why does that old fart jog at night? What's wrong with him! Man - Damn! - Let's go! We're fucked, man Let's get out of here Come on, Drive! God damn it! They're taking him to the hospital, right? I guess so They know we saw it You got the plate? - What? - The plate number? Yeah Fuck! Fuck! Is he dead? Heaven doesn't help those who helped themselves Nothing in life works in my favor Should we bury him? - Bury what? - No, we shouldn't We'll get life for that That's too long, isn't it? Way too long Why the fuck now? This is a bad sign What do you have for eyes? Marbles, asshole! What boss Drives himself? I gave that money to you to get a fucking driver's license! And you drank it away! - You're doing it! - No way! What makes you think I can teach? Why the hell not? You didn't go to college to be a bum, did you? She's right A bum with a degree? That's too much It's been 2 years You can't freeload off of us forever Yeah, that's too much Hush! Maybe I should get married and move out of here Dream on What girl wants to marry a piece of shit like you? She must be mentally ill Zip it! Decide now Will you teach, or move out? Show some respect I'm your other- in- law - Look, Mister - What? Earn some respect Then I'll be nice to you Where are you going? Get off my back! Stop it before I Drown myself in the river You get fined for dumping garbage in the river Yeah, no garbage dumping in the river - That expensive? - One Go! No, let me think about it - I was on the phone - What was that? A herbal diet program Why don't I beat you up to lose some weight? Herbal dietso ridiculous My ass is huge What about my thighs? Actresses nowadays are all toothpicks You should take a look at one of them I saw this actress the other day She was so skinny I thought she was dying She looked like this You like that? That's in lately Looking as fragile as a willow Willow my ass Keep playing cards I'm so hating you, mom I'm not your mom I told you I found you under a idge - Stop distracting me - Some mom you are! Two Go! One more Go, and I win! It's so unfair You have a big mouth So does my sister But look at me! I have a hard time getting a hotdog in Come here I'll rip it open wider When I get some money, I'll have a DNA test done It'd be a waste of money Where are you going? To find my biological mom! Three Go! Eyewitnesses $5,000 Yeah, I saw everything Now? Where? Yeah, I know that place I was wondering... Did anybody else call? Because this girl Oh, I see Sure, I'll be there Five thousand dollars! Excuse me You called, didn't you? I'm so glad he's okay He got hit pretty hard He's healthy, isn't he? I know he jogs every night Right Going to the police? Yes, by the way, did you see the plate? Of course! I saw everything The plate, make and model of the car - Get in - Okay Thank God I witnessed it Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to nail those bastards Oh, you have company Should I sit in the back? Sure Hey, wake up - Hey! - Who the fuck are you? It's me The video girl From the video store? What are you doing here? In the trunk of their car I came for the reward and ended up in here like you You mean that They put up that sign? I think so Mannothing good left in this world What'd they hit me with? It hurts like hell Shut up and let's untie ourselves Turn around - What for? - Turn around! Oh, our hands are tied Don't pretend to be so sensitive Let me untie you first Done? What are you doing? Untie me now Hold on Let me catch my eath What are you doing? What shampoo do you use? Stop fooling around Untie me now This is important for me What do you use? What are you, a pervert? It's 'Dove' 'Dove'? I thought so Don't move Stop wiggling - Come on! - Stay put Okay, hold on Okay, done God, he's slow What? What are you doing? It's too dark in here We need to find a weapon It uses up the oxygen Give me a eak We're not in a coal mine I need to fix my makeup What a girl! What are you doing? Pop the trunk! Can't even do that? You go I told you to go - Move aside - Don't hit me! - You're so useless, It's right here! - Where? Can't even do this? - Please, don't kill us - Don't kill us Move your arm - Roll it down - Okay Don't kill us Let us go! Stop right there! Go get them! So the hit-and-run Driver tried to kidnap you? You don't get it, do you? It wasn'tjust an attempted kidnapping They tried to kill us! - Plate number? - Give it to him What? The plate number is - I don't quite... - You forgot the number? How could you! It was too dark to see it! You told me you got it when I asked you Stop yelling at me! Quiet, both of you! So You witnessed a hit-and-run and almost got kidnapped But neither of you remembers the plate number? How do you expect me to bust these guys? At least Give me the city it's registered to Seoul! And it's a 'Potentia' Yeah, that's it! Potentia! Potentia! What about you, Miss? - 38! - What's that? - Last two digits of the plate - You sure? I'd bet my big ass on it You're so dead Stop it! I struggled to open this bar And you tell me to run like a chicken? So you can take over this place? Yeah, I mightjust run Only if I first get wasted But I can't and won't We might catch them Who knows? We have to! You're a novice I'm God of this game - Should I help you? - Can you? My ID is 'Cicinnurus Regius' When I see you on line I'll make you invincible Cicinnurus Regius? Yeah Yours? 'Wandering Monk'? - Don't forget my ID - I won't Do you know the legend of 'Cicinnurus Regius'? Of course, I do What is it then? Why the hell should I tell you? What is it? I've placed an APB on the car You can go now Go where? You're sending us home? What, you wanna play soccer with us? Our lives are at risk here Don't you have a witness protection program? Witness what? You've seen too many movies He's a bum with nothing but time You should protect us Our taxes pay your salary Do yourjob right I doubt you've ever paid taxes Hey, Video! Whose side are you on? That's the truth You can't even afford to pay your late fees You ran like a chicken earlier You call yourself a man? Yeah, I'm a girl, dick! What? What an annoying couple! Couple? Stop fighting with your girlfriend - What? - Girlfriend? Who? - Hey, Video! - What? Stay out of my way from now on Don't even think about renting videos from us What are you, a moron? It isn't the only video shop in Korea We don't need bums for customers Watch your back at night Watch your back during the day Bitch! I warned you The interview is at three Don't be late I don't have a suit to wear Can we do this later? You can borrow mine I didn't wanna worry you guys, but - My life is in danger - I won't kill you if you show up I'm notjoking You think I am? If you don't show up you're dead and he's divorced What? I've been waiting for you What for? I'm off today Let's go see a movie Why should I see a movie with you? We're neighbors and business partners We can discuss ways to develop our neighborhood over coffee How about it? I'm not in the mood, okay? Turn me down, and you will never see that book again Suit yourself You'll run up your late fees Wait! Hello? I'm so busy What do they want? Why ask me? I didn't call you here Here they are Hi I'm the lawyer for the late Mr. Hwang - Mr. Hwang? - Who's that? - That old man in red? - Him? How much will it be? What? The reward Come on, the man is dead You don't like money? Fine I'll keep it all to myself Says who? We'll split it in half I was gonna go but the police - No more excuses! - I'm not lying Call him right now and apologize! I don't even know him I don't fucking care Call him you idiot! If you don't call him now I'll starve you to death You never keep your word, you piece of garbage! - What's the number? - Write it down! If I drop dead today, it's all your fault You're so full of shit! - Shoot - 992-3285 - Worthless idot! - 3285? - Yes, son of a bitch! - I'll call him, damn it! - Right now! - Fuck What? Guess I'm not the only one who wants a piece of you It was my sister- in- law Is that how you talk to her? Don't get started You've got no manners for anybody My sister-in-law and I We went to school together and she's the daughter of my mom's friend We go way back, okay? Sorry to keep you waiting Please, sit Without you, we couldn't have recovered his body We owe you a lot Thank you We just wanted justice to be served That's all I feel so sorry for him and for his grandchild Oh, that picture? That's my sibling Your sibling? It was taken long ago The child went missing on a family picnic My father had wanted to find his lost child so badly Please, take it It's a token of my gratitude You don't have to do this You really don't 7, 8, 9, 10 5 Gs! That much? Look at the size of the house This is chicken feed for them Should we be happy about this? We didn't kill him, did we? If he'd made it, he would've given us twice more Let's go eat It's my treat Have you decided? Yeah - Why don't you order first? - Sure I'll have what she's having Excuse me? Get me the same thing she's getting Okay, sir Go ahead I'll have the same This is pretty good By the way, we haven't met, have we? - We shoulds stop swearing first - I'm Mi-young, Jang Mi-young Jang Miyoung? Got it! - What's yours? - Chang-sik, Kim Chang-sik Chang-sik? What? My name's tacky? That's not it People always say their names twice It's a subconscious way of letting themselves stand out Is that right? I'm a psychology major I see Speaking of which - Let me ask you something - What? I always wondered Do they teach you hypnotizm? That's a piece of cake Anybody can do it - Stop lying - Want me to prove it? Here? Close your eyes Open both your hands I'm dropping a feather on your left hand, It's very light I'm putting a metal acelet on your right hand, which is very heavy The feather is so light while the acelet is quite heavy Open your eyes now I can do this trick, too What'd I say? Anybody can do it Keep eating You're such a cheapskate No matter where you drink, it's the same beer Stop bitching, just drink What are you gonna do with that money? Get your face redone? Anyway, this is on you Right? Right? Waiter! I studied psychology so hard But I failed to read her mind I loved her so 'Dove'! She used that shampoo, didn't she? I hear body odor is harder to forget than faces are Right? Mi-young You know what rules in a capitalist society? That is A rich guy took 'Dove' from you, huh? - Mi- young, say 'Dove' - Why? - Say it slowly, Do... - Do - ve - ve Your mouth reminds me of something An asshole What an asshole? What the fuck! Do I wanna be a bum? Hell no! You must know how I feel I'm like the black goat 'Black sheep,' fool! Zoo sings this, right? When I was little I lost my mom at the zoo And the next minute I was at this fucking orphanage You're not listening, are you? Are you listening? One minute you're a bitch the next, you're an angel Stop confusing me You're trying to dump the tab on me, aren't you? Hey! I thought I was the one to be carried home God damn! She's heavy I paid for dinner and beer And now a piggyback! What do I get in return? What do I Bingo! The table's set All I need to do is eat No, slow down Yeah, I know You're horny too, huh? Let me go wash up No girl wants to kiss a guy with bad eath This is so disgusting! You call yourself a girl? I think not! Look at these Oh, it's a snowman Kind of cute I'm not the black goat I'm not Forget it I've lost my appetite Mom, get me some water I knew I couldn't trust this fuckface! You son of a bitch! Come here, asshole! You asshole! Fuck! Come here, you bastard! You son of a bitch! - What'd you do to me? - Jesus Christ! You slept on the wrong side of the bed or what? You touched me, didn't you? What the hell did you do to me! You have no fucking clue what I went through I shouldn't have trusted you! I knew this would happen Do you have any idea what you did last night? I don't even wanna go there Look at that laundry! You shitted in the bed you disgusting bitch! You fucking liar! You're dead, shithead You didn't call him I might as well kill you No name calling, please What the hell is this? I know you need a new bag Bribery won't save What's this? A complimentary coupon Do some shopping Where'd you get the money? What do you think? I stole it I'm going to bed Hey! Don't I get anything? Catch it Asshole! What's up with him? You staged this, didn't you? Hell no! I'd rather buy rat poison and put it in his rice Oh, God! What time is it now? - Mom - Where'd you sleep? At So-jung's She asked me to sleep over So I did Why'd you turn your cell off? - Chinese medicine for you - What for? It's supposed to be good for menopause I'm not menopausal What is it then? Puberty? Where'd you get the money? She owed me some money and paid me back yesterday Where'd you get the money to lend her? I know this is expensive Just take it, okay? Why can't you look me in the eyes? You lap-dance at private parties or something? You're unbelievable! Where are you going? You're very close to getting it, girl Is that my wallet? My jacket's gone That's my jacket Why'd you do it? Give it back Confiscated I risked my life for it You need some dough? Then ask me Why take what's not yours? Why? Why in God's name! Why are you doing this to me? Why? Why? Why? I even hooked her up with my other

(very quietly) Who'll pinch me to wake me up? Who will laugh at me when I fall? Whose eath will I listen for... ...so that I may sleep? Whose hand will I hold... ...so that I may walk? (man) We may question ourselves at moments such as these. Did we make the right decision to settle here? We are grateful for the time we have been given. (murmuring) (thunderclap) (moaning) (rumbling) What manner of spectacle has attracted your attention so splendidly? I ought to carry it in my pocket to help me teach. (flies buzzing) Who came upon this? - Philip, did you move this? - No, Mr. Walker. (flies buzzing) I inspected it carefully. Its head was twisted back and much of its fur removed. - I see. - It was murdered. But who is the culprit? Who has done this heinous act? - Those We Don't Speak Of killed it. - There it is. Why would such a notion come into your mind? - They're meat eaters. - Mmm. They have large claws. Children... ...Those We Don't Speak Of have not eached our borders for many years. We do not go into their woods, they do not come into our valley. It is a truce. We do not threaten them. Why would they do this? And we ought not to overlook the Flight of the Birds. We didn't have it last year and I, for one, missed it desperately. And I know your wife missed the children dressed in feathers and such. - I am fond of it. - Mmm. I do not have a say in this matter. August Nicholson is chair of today's meeting. (door opens) There's a young man who has requested a word with the elders. Well, do have him come forward. Alice. (August) Hello, Lucius. My mother is unaware of the reason for my visit today. She did not give her consent or consult me in any form. The passing of little Daniel Nicholson from illness, and other events, have weighed on my thoughts. I ask permission to cross into the forbidden woods and travel to the nearest town. I will gather new medicines, and I will return. With regards to Those We Don't Speak Of, I am certain they will let me pass. Creatures can sense emotion and fear. They will see I am pure of intention, and not afraid. The end. (Alice) What goes on in that head of yours? Say something, Lucius. Finton Coin is in the tower, and I've promised to sit with him. Hmm. Do you ever think of the towns, Finton? The towns? What for? They're wicked places where wicked people live. That's all. Thank you, Lucius. You're a good friend. I do hope no one saw you. (howling) (flies buzzing) What we seem to have amongst us is a predator of some type, most likely a coyote or a wolf. Its manner of... of killing and removing the fur, but leaving the flesh torn, may be a sign that this animal suffers from madness. And for the next fortnight, we should be vigilant for sightings of this coyote. Keep careful watch over our little ones as they play on the hills. As for the other notion... ...we do not believe our boundary has been eached. Those We Don't Speak Of are much larger creatures than coyotes... ...and we would know if they had been here. (murmuring) (door opens) Ahh, it's frightful, this business with the coyote. Is it not, Papa? - Do not feel worried, Kitty. - You are not troubled? I'm certain it will all end soon. - Can we speak on other matters, then? - It would be a relief. I'm in love! I want your permission to marry, Papa. There's a proper manner in which things are supposed to happen. Such as the boy would normally be standing next to you, in a moment such as this... Where is the boy in all this, Kitty? I haven't spoken to him as of yet. The young man is unaware of your intentions? He has a quiet way. I was going to talk with him, Papa, but not without your blessings. I won't talk with him without your blessings. Kitty! It's Lucius Hunt. Lucius? You think badly of him? - No, no. I have been thinking about him. - He's not like the other boys, Papa. He doesn't joke or bounce about. No, he certainly does not. Do I have your blessings, then? (sighs) Look, do me one favor first. Do not tell anyone else of your burstings until you have spoken with the young man. Good afternoon, Lucius. I wanted to... to... to tell you something. I love you, Lucius. I love you... like the day is long. I love you more than the sun and the moon together. And if you feel the same way, then we should not hide it any longer. It's a gift, love is. We should be thankful. We should bellow it out with all the eath in our lungs. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! (screaming and sobbing) Shh, shh. Shh. (sobbing) Baby, sleep, gently sleep Life is long and love is deep Time will be sweet for thee All the world to see Time to look about and know How the shadows come and go How the eeze stirs the trees How the blossoms grow I often wondered if you and my son bonded because neither of you is fond of speaking. You're very kind. You must pardon my manners. I haven't slept in many nights. (man) You are doing capital, Jamison. Just a few more moments, huh? Gather your avery. Do not jostle about so. You'll ruin my shirt. (whimpering) (howling) They made a sound when I made a sound, and they mimic before they attack. Have courage, man. That's a wives' tale. It isn't true. Do not falter. Steel yourself! (August) You know, like a dog can smell you. - Pardon me, Mr. Nicholson? - Hmm. You may run from sorrow, as we have. Sorrow will find you. It can smell you. (rustling) ( eathing heavily) (rustling continues) (footsteps) (growl) (whimpering) (howling) Hurry. I didn't know you could run so fast. We're still for running and staying... Hey! (Kitty) Noah ought to be punished. He whacked little Joseph with a stick again. (crowd groans) - Ouch! - (girl) No more hitting! Put it down! Ow, ow, ow! (girl 2) Why don't they grab it? (distant shouting) (woman) Noah Percy! Stop your fussing right this moment. (murmuring and laughing) You're in trouble, you know. - No hitting, no hitting. - I'm to place you in the quiet room. Um, I'll cry quarts. - What if we strike a deal? - Yeah, capital idea. It would be prudent to keep our deal a secret. Can you do that? Can I keep a secret? Like a church mouse. You needn't go to the quiet room if you a take an oath to never strike any person again. - No hitting, no hitting. - No. No hitting. - No hitting. - No hitting. No hitting. The deal is struck. (sighs) We ought not return right away, huh? What shall we do with our stolen time? - Hmm. - Hmm. - Hmm. Shall we have a foot race? - Yes. - Up the hill to the resting rock? - No cheating. What a deeply scandalous thing to say. I insist you take that back. Is that the school bell? (shouting) Lvy, you cheated! I know! I'm sorry! (giggling) Whoo! My sister cried a lot. You wonder how I recognized you? Some people - just a handful, mind you - give off the tiniest color. It's faint, like a haze. It's the only thing I ever see in the darkness. Papa has it, too. Do you wonder what your color is? Well, that I won't tell you. It's not ladylike to speak of such things. You shouldn't even have asked. (bird flying overhead) You run like a boy. Thank you. I know why you denied my sister. When I was younger... ...you used to hold my arm when I walked. Then suddenly, you stopped. One day, I even tripped in your presence, and nearly fell. I was faking, of course, but still, you did not hold me. Sometimes we don't do things we want to do so that others won't know we want to do them. - What? - (frog croaks) (yelps and laughs) What's this? Oh, berries. What a splendid present. (Lucius) Be cautious. You are holding the bad color. This color attracts Those We Don't Speak Of. You must bury it. You ought not to pick that color berry any more. He picked it from his pocket. What's wrong? Your eathing has changed. (Lucius) I've never set eyes on these before. You did not pick that now. Where did you find this? Today at Resting Rock, Noah Percy handed lvy Walker berries of the bad color. When asked where he found these berries, for they were not like others I have seen, he pointed to the drawing upon Resting Rock. It is my belief that Noah Percy has entered the woods, and has done so on many occasions. It is also my belief that, because of his innocence, those creatures who reside in the woods did not harm him. This strengthens my feeling that they will let me pass if they sense I am not a threat. (Alice) We shall speak of the town, just this once, and we shall never speak of it again. Your father left for the market on a Tuesday, at a quarter past nine in the morning. He was found robbed and naked in the filthy river, two days later. Why'd you tell me this blackness? So you will know the nature of what you desire. I do not desire it. My intentions are true to my word. I think of nothing but the people of this village. Forgive me. I am but scared for my only son's life. I am not the one with secrets. What is your meaning? There are secrets in every corner of this village. Do you not feel it? Do you not see it? That is for my own well-being, so the evil things from my past are kept close and not forgotten. Forgetting would be to let them be born again in another form. Then let us open it. No! Perhaps we should speak with Edward Walker together. - He may be able... - He hides, too. He hides his feelings for you. Oh. Sometimes we don't do things, yet others know we want to do things, so we don't do them. What nonsense are you saying? You needn't worry. Nothing will happen to me. You remind me of a colt sometimes. What makes you think he has feelings for me? He never touches you. (growling) (rustling) (growling) There's no escape! Oh, hello. I was just playing a game with Noah. The rascal must have gone to hide in my house again. (loudly) Houses are against the rules! (whispering) He knows that. Are you all right? We're tending to the children tonight, Kitty and I. I should be with her. Be well. I heard my parents speaking of you. I know of your request to go to the towns. I think it is noble, but I do not think it is right. (Lucius) Are you not angry you have no sight? (whispers) I see the world, Lucius Hunt. Just not as you see it. What of Noah, then? What if there are medicines for Noah that could help him be still and to learn? May we stop speaking of this? It is putting knots in my stomach. Kitty is to be married. She's found love, again, with Christop Crane. You think it an odd choice, right? You know, he won't sit back in his chair for fear of setting wrinkles on his shirts. But he does have a gentlemanly way about him... ...and he does care for my sister deeply. I think Kitty is blessed. I am blessed as well. My older sister is now spoken for. I am now free to receive interest from anyone... ...who might have interest. (children laughing) (Kitty) I'm going to get you. Oh! I got you. I got you. Can you fetch a blanket for me? (Ivy) Have you seen Noah? (loud thump) Lucius? Lucius? (growling) (whimpers) ( eathes heavily) - (man) Hurry, to the cellar! - (woman) Oh, good gracious! (shouting and bell ringing) - They're coming. They're coming. - Close the door. - Noah, close the door, OK? - They're coming. - Close the door. - Coming! Here we go. - Noah, come on inside! - (Noah) Come on inside! (man) Everyone, inside! Everyone, inside! (bell ringing) (grunting) - (Noah) They're coming. Come on in. - Let's close the door. - (Ivy) Lucius is outside, walking. - (Noah) They're coming. He's inside safe somewhere! Please, close the door! He'll come back to make sure we're safe. Ivy! Lvy, please. (scratching) (growling) - (Kitty) Please. - No. Don't let them in. (grunting) (growling) Come on in. (thumping) (rumbling) (rustling) (thumping) (loud thump and hinges creaking) (Walker) By the markings we find this morning on our homes... ... I feel they were warning us. They acted as if threatened. (August) Creatures have never attacked us without reason. Does anyone here know of a reason... ... why these events may have occurred? Who has written this note? (clears throat) Please read so that all may hear. I have ought this burden upon us. On the day before last, I crossed the forbidden line - into Covington Woods... - (crowd gasps) ...and was witnessed there by Those We Don't Speak Of. I am deeply sorry. I have shamed myself and my family. I pray that my actions will cause no further pains. With deepest sorrow, Lucius Hunt. (crowd murmuring) Is he in trouble? (laughing) Do not fret. You are fearless in a way that I shall never know. (Walker) We are grateful... ...for the time we have been given. (man) Yes. Yes, indeed. (all start talking) Cheers. (distant singing) I had an elder sister. Mrs. Clack, you've been keeping secrets. Oh, Kitty reminds me of her so. (Ivy) What manner of person was she? - Saucy. - Oh. And we fought endlessly. May I ask her name? Why did she not come to Covington Woods? My sister did not live past her 23rd birthday. A group of men took her life in an alley by our home. Please rise! Come on. She's not going to squeeze my shirt like that, is she? (muffled conversation) Many blessings on this most joyous of days. It was a rare and lovely ceremony, was it not? Glorious. I saw your hand move to your eyes on more than one occasion. That must have been dust of some matter. (scream) (scream) (scream) (boy) Mr. Walker! - (boy) Mr. Walker! - (boy 2) Mr. Walker! (murmuring) (man) Behind them. (man 2) How did she deal with this ightness? (woman) Help us out. (man 3) Where are the rest of them? Speak up. - They're in the village. - What? They left more warnings. They wish us to leave. That cannot be. One saw us. It ran off into the darkness. You are certain? Can you boys stay close to lvy here? She'll tell you some funny stories and have you laughing soon. We will go together. (children whimpering) (Alice) Livestock has been taken and skinned. The hides and feathers are missing. There are marks on the door where it was opened. The marks are high. Coyotes cannot reach that height. (gasps) (Alice) The elders are going to have an inquiry tomorrow. Each member of the village is to be questioned in the meeting hall. (Lucius) To see how the border was eached? (Alice) Yes. It is cold outside. You ought to go in. Why are you on this porch? It is not safe. There are other porches. Do you find me too much of a tomboy? I do long to do boy things... ...like that game the boys play at the stump. They put their backs to the woods, and see how long they can wait before getting scared. That's so exciting. I understand you hold the record. It will never be oken, they say. It's just children's games. How is it you are ave when all the rest of us shake in our boots? I do not worry about what will happen, only what needs to be done. How did you know I was here? I saw you out the window. No... ...I won't tell you your color. Stop asking. When we are married, will you dance with me? I find dancing very agreeable. Why can you not say what is in your head? Why can you not stop saying what is in yours? Why must you lead, when I want to lead? If I want to dance, I will ask you to dance. If I want to speak, I will open my mouth and speak. Everyone is forever plaguing me to speak further. Why? What good is it to tell you you are in my every thought from the time I wake? What good can come from my saying I-I sometimes cannot think clearly, or do my work properly? What gain can rise from my telling you the only time I feel fear as others do... ...is when I think of you in harm? That is why I am on this porch, lvy Walker. I fear for your safety before all others. And, yes... ...I will dance with you on our wedding night. (woman) I had been to the storage shed twice to fetch food prior to the wedding ceremony. (Alice) And the livestock was untouched at that time? (woman) Yes, Mrs. Hunt. All was as it should be. Thank you, Beatrice. I beg your pardon. Is it true... about Lucius and lvy? There are whispers all over the village. We were informed early this morning of their intentions. It is amazing to witness which two people love chooses to unite. It follows no rules. Kitty... I wanted to speak with you first. I would not want you to feel pain, in any fashion. You are my cherished one. If you were to feel badly about Lucius, I would not have it. One love to sacrifice another love is not right. There is nothing you could do that would sacrifice my love for you. You are my cherished one as well. God bless you and your life together. (knock on door) What's happened? Is this about lvy and myself? I know you are very fond of her. And I know she is fond of you. There are different types of love. Oh. Oh, God. (moaning) Oh, lvy... (groans) - (knocking) - Noah? You'll be late for the meeting hall. Would you like your father to walk you there? (creaking) Noah? Oh... The bad... The bad color. Oh... The bad color, the bad color... (music plays and dialogue muted) Mama! (door opens) - I beg your pardon. - What is it? There's been an accident. Noah Percy was found with quarts of blood upon his clothes and hands. The blood was not his own, and he will not speak as to whose it is. God in heaven. Ivy! (man) Is there anyone injured in here? (Alice) Has anyone been hurt in this home? Is anyone in here? (Walker) Is anyone hurt in this house? (muttering) 22, 23, 24... 31, 32, 33... Lucius? Lucius Hunt! You answer me right this moment! (distant voices) (Walker) Is anyone hurt in this house? They're fine. Mr. Walker! (Walker) Joseph! Papa... I cannot see his color. Ivy. - Come away. Come away. - (screams) Come away. Here, take her. Take her. (screams) No! (Mrs. Clack) He has suffered a great deal. He may pass at any time. Please give him all your prayers and good thoughts. He will hear them. (door unlocking) (whimpering) (man) Turn! (groans) (crying) (yelling and banging) (Ivy) I am in love. (Walker) I know. He is in love with me. I know. If he dies... ...all that is life to me will die with him. I ask permission... ...to travel through Covington Woods... ...and go to the towns... ...to retrieve medicines... ...that may save... ...Lucius Hunt. You are my father. I will listen to you in all things. I will trust your decision. (man) I've done what I can to close the wounds. There's an infection. What can be done to mend him? We can only pray. If there were no limitations, what could be done? Hmm? What are you asking me? Is there anything at all that can be done to mend the boy? Please, Victor. Would you be so kind as to answer my question? (Victor) If the infection is contained, he may still survive. I must speak up. You have a restless spirit. I know the thing that is in your head. You're thinking of going to the towns. Tell me I'm wrong. You have made an oath, Edward, as all have, never to go back. It is a painful bargain, but no good can come without sacrifice. These are your words I'm saying. You cannot eak the oath. - It is sacred. - It is a crime, what has happened to Lucius. You have taken the oath. You and the rest of the elders... Are you listening to me? You... ...have taken the oath. The moment I heard my daughter's vision had finally failed her, and that she would forever be blind, I was sitting in that very chair. I was so ashamed. What do you know about your grandfather? He was the wealthiest man in the towns? That he was. He had a gift for that. If he was given one dollar, in less than a fortnight, he would have turned it into five. You do not know of money. It is not part of our life here. Money can be a wicked thing. It can turn men's hearts black - good men's hearts. My father could not see this. For all his gifts, he was a poor judge of a man's character. Your grandfather was a good man, lvy. He had a laugh that could be heard three houses away. He used to hold my hand as I hold yours. He taught me strength and showed me love, and told me to lead when others would only follow. Your grandfather, James Walker, died in his sleep. A man put a gun to his head and shot him while he dreamed. I tell you this so you will understand some of the reasons for my actions, and... ...and the actions of others. You are a strong one, lvy. You lead when others would follow. You see light when there is only darkness. I trust you. I trust you among all others. Thank you, Father. Ivy, do you know where you are? At the old shed that is not to be used. Yeah. - Ivy. - Yes, Father? Do your very best not to scream. (door unlocking) (door opening) What? I am leaving to fetch you medicines. I had a difficult time getting away. What is it? (sighs) Lvy... ...has asked... ...to go to the towns... ...for medicines. (sniffing) (footsteps approaching) Christop. Christop... you needn't be scared. We have the magic rocks. They will keep us safe. Why have we not heard of these rocks before? Christop, please. Do not leave us. There is nothing to fear. Then why do you wear the cloak of the safe color? We will light torches. It will be safe. It is forbidden. (Finton) Christop. Ivy... there's something in these woods. It turns my stomach to rot. You will be safe. They will not harm you, because you cannot see. They will take pity on you, the way they took pity on Noah when... when he ventured in the woods. They will kill me, lvy. I cannot stay. You're better in these woods than most boys. Anyone would say so. It is my burden, Finton. - You may go. - Come with me. (Walker) Do your very best not to scream. (door opens) (Ivy) There's an odd smell. (Walker) It is ahead of you. (Ivy) What is it? (Walker) I cannot explain in words. It is just a few steps. (screams) - Those We Don't Speak Of! - Do not be frightened. It is only farce. Do not be frightened. There did exist rumors of creatures in these woods. It is in one of the history books I used to teach in the towns. The screams from the woods? We created those sounds. The Ceremony of Meat? We remove it ourselves. An elder is always assigned. The drills - they are farce, too? We did not want anyone to go to the towns, lvy. What about the animals - the skinned ones? - Are the elders responsible for that, too? - I believe one of the elders is responsible. It will not happen again. There is no one in this village who has not lost someone irreplaceable, who has not felt loss so deeply that they questioned the very merit of living at all. It is a darkness I wished... ...you would never know. Forgive us our silly lies, lvy. They were not meant to harm. I am... sad for you, Papa. For all the elders. On this paper has been written a tool of medicine. It is common in the towns. You will go... with two escorts. Follow the sounds of the stream. A half day's journey will ing you to a hidden road. At this hidden road, the two escorts will wait as you continue. You alone will follow the road... ...and leave Covington Woods. You are to tell no one in the towns where we are... ...and return with haste. I cannot come with you. You gave your heart to this boy. He is in need. Are you ready to take this burden, which, by right, is yours and yours alone? I am making fresh cloths for Lucius. He needs them. Alice, I've sent for help. I've sent lvy to the towns. You cannot. It is all that I can give you. It is all that I can give you. I accept. - What have you done? - He is the victim of a crime. We have agreed never to go back. Never. What was the purpose of our leaving? Let us not forget it was out of hope of something good and right. You should not have made decisions without us. - You have gone too far. - I'm guilty, Robert! I made a decision of the heart. I cannot look into another's eyes and see the same look I see in August's without justification! It is too painful. I cannot bear it! You have jeopardized everything we've made. Who do you think will continue this place, this life? Do you plan to live forever? It is in them that our future lies. It is in lvy and Lucius that this... this way of life will continue. Yes, I have risked! I hope I am always able to risk everything for the just and right cause. If we did not make this decision, we could never again call ourselves innocent. And that, in the end, is what we have protected here - innocence! That, I'm not ready to give up. Let her go. If it ends, it ends. We can move towards hope. It's what's beautiful about this place. We must not run from heartache. You know, my other was slain in the towns. The rest of my family died here. Heartache is a part of life. We know that now. Ivy's running toward hope. Let her run. If this place is worthy, she'll be successful in her quest. How could you have sent her? She's blind. She's more capable than most in this village... ...and she is led by love. The world moves for love. It kneels before it in awe. All the world to see Time to look about and know How the shadows come and go How the eeze stirs the trees How the blossoms grow Sleep, baby, sleep Sleep, gently sleep (screams) (whimpering) (grunting) (gasping) (gasping) (Walker) There did exist rumors of creatures in these woods. It is in one of the history books I used to teach in the towns. (grunts) (crying) (gasps) (rustling) (rustling) (whimpering) (rustling) (crying) (growl) (growl) It is not real. It is not real. (whimpering) (growls) (roars) (screaming) (roaring) (roars) (screaming) (gasping) (roaring) (woman) Noah? - Oh, my God. What is this? - What is this? (woman) Where is he? (Robert) He found one of the suits we kept under the floorboards. (woman sobbing) Oh, no. Oh, God. The animals. (moaning) (whimpering) (whimpering) (gasps) (Walker) His will to live is very strong. (Walker) A half day's journey will ing you to a hidden road. You alone will follow the road... ... and leave Covington Woods. You are to tell no one in the towns where we are... ... and return with haste. (yelps) (grunting) (Mrs. Clack) My sister did not live past her 23rd birthday. A group of men raped and killed her. They stuffed her in a Dumpster... three blocks from our apartment. (August) My other worked in an emergency room downtown. A drug addict came in with a wound to his ribs. My other tried to dress the wound. He pulled a gun from his jacket... ... then he shot my other through his left eye. (Alice) My husband, Michael, left for the supermarket at a quarter past nine in the morning. He was found with no money and no clothes in the East River, three days later. (Walker) My father was shot by a business partner, who then hanged himself in my father's closet. They had argued over money. I am a professor. I teach American History at the University of Pennsylvania. I have an idea... ... that I would like to talk to you about. (siren) Mile 27 - there's a girl. I'm gonna check it out. (man on radio) Be careful. (siren) You're not allowed to go in there. Please return to your vehicle. (Ivy) What was that noise? What are you doing out here? How... how'd you get here? Are you from the towns? Uh... Where are you from? The woods. You came from the woods? In there? Will you help me? I need to find a doctor of medicine. I must find these things. We must make haste. Listen, ma'am. I'm just supposed to... Is someone hurt? Please, sir. We must make haste. - Well, you... you live in there? - I do, sir. (man on radio) Breaker. - What is your name? - Kevin. Kevin. You have kindness in your voice. I did not expect that. We have guard shacks every ten miles around the perimeter of the preserve. We keep medical supplies in there in case of animal bites or related injuries. You can find the things written on the paper? Uh... - You have to wait here. - Please, sir. Please... take this as payment. Wait, y-you're not... You're not tricking me, are you? I do not understand. What's your name? Lvy. Ivy Elizabeth Walker. (man on radio) There's an overturned tractor-trailer causing a one-hour delay at the Lincoln Tunnel. The body of seven-year-old Katrina Nelson was found today. She'd been missing for three days. Another 14 soldiers died in combat when a bomb exploded in their convoy. It's 35 degrees outside. (radio off) What's with the girl? I tried calling you back on the walkie. - You didn't answer. - Oh, it was just some teenagers. They were lost. Can I give you some advice? Don't get into conversations. You start talkin', you start gettin' into how some estate is payin' all of us, and no one's allowed to go in there and disturb the animal sanctuary. People's interest gets piqued. It's a really easy gig, Kevin. Maintain and protect the border. That's it. A few years ago, it got out in the papers that some government guys had been paid off to keep plane routes from flying over this place. That was a very stressful time for me. Don't cause me any troubles. Do not get into conversations. Hey, Jay, where's the maintenance ladder? I n-need to fix a sign. It's in the back. (beeping) Lvy has returned with medicines from the towns. She was attacked by a creature and killed it. (sobbing) Noah. Oh, God. We will find him. We will give him... ...a proper burial. We will tell the others... ...he was killed by the creatures. Your son has made our stories real. Noah has given us a chance to continue this place... ...if that is something... ...we still wish for. I'm back, Lucius.

presented by KTB Network A NOON Entertainment Production starring LEE Byung-Heon LEE Eun-Ju YEO Hyun-Su and HONG Soo-Hyun special appearance by KIM Kab-Su and LEE Bum-Soo Excuse me, can I share your um ella to the bus stop over there? Oh no! You're soaked! I'm all right. Come closer under the um ella. Here comes the bus! Thank you! A Bungee Jump of Their Own produced by CHOI Nak-Kwon executive producer CHOI Nak-Kwon screenplay by KO Eun-Nim cinematographer LEE Who-Gon lighting director WON Myung-Jun editor PARK Yoo-Kyong music director PARK Ho-Joon sound supervisor KIM Suk-Won location sound LEE Tae-Gyu art director J ANG Choon-Sub prop master J ANG Suk-Hoon production manager KIM Yoon-Oh 1st asst. Director KANG Young-Min directed by KIM Dae-Seung August 1983 So nothing happened afterwards? You idiot... So what did you do while you walked her to the bus? You should've at least asked what school she goes to? You're right... What did I always tell you? Be fully prepared at all times! Prepare what? Having all the expressions and lines to cope with every situation. Just like this... You dummy. She came right up to you and wanted you to take her, You should've taken advantage of it. Hey! Don't waste your time here. Go to the military and become a real man. See you later. I'm submitting my temporary absence form today. - Are you serious? - Really? Since this term already started, you should at least finish it first. What's the point if I have to go to the military anyway. I want to get it over with fast so I can date chicks afterwards. Chicks! Who are you kidding? You think some chick would date someone like you? - I don't know. - Watch it... What's wrong? What are you looking at? Some of you made both sides look identical. In reality, you know that our bodies are not totally symmetrical. Touch the person's face next to you. How is it? Leaves on ceramics of the Chosun Dynasty roughly look the same, but if you look carefully, one side is in three parts, and the other side is divided into four parts. This is perfect symmetry. Now then. Let's begin. Excuse me. What are you doing here? Yes...? I came because I wanted to see. To see? Not because you wanted to listen? Oh, you mean you came to show your appreciation for art, right? Well, I'm glad. Take a look. That student's face over there has perfect symmetry. His face is full of expressions. Before you start molding, look at his face for reference. - KIM Ji-Su. - Here. SUH In-Woo. - Here. - Here. SUH In-Woo. - Is he absent again? - I'm sorry. Tell him not to come anymore. He failed this class. - Excuse me... - Yes? - Can you cut this wood for us? - Oh, sure. - You're doing great! - He sure is! You stupid lumberjack. What are you trying to prove? You think sawing like an idiot has anything to do with your major? Oh yeah. You said you didn't believe in love at first sight. Yeah, I said that. I think he was right. If you say I fell in love at first sight, it means I want to sleep with you. That's what that bastard wants. I bet when you first saw her at the bus stop you got a hard on, right? How could you walk when it was stiff, huh? To be honest, she's not that pretty. Her tits looked as small as upside down spoons. Hey In-Woo! Did he get upset because of me? Look! Isn't he scary? So that's why he kept looking out the window. Late bloomers are the scariest. Hey, did you know? I gave you some magic. When you grab something, lift up your pinky like this. I just came to tell you that. Hey, that guy hasn't showed up lately. You're right. You think he gave up because I was too cold? - It's really because of me. - Thank you. You know, I haven't seen that guy lately neither. - You miss him too? - Huh? You know what I mean. When I eat rice rolls, I pick out every carrot. Since my mom takes out the carrots now, I feel really empty. So you mean... - That guy is... - Carrots, of course. Hey, it's raining. It's pouring hard. I didn't ing an um ella. I ought one. The news forecasted showers for this afternoon. You're always so organized. Hey! In-Woo will probably be here, right? Well, I told him, but he seems busy lately writing his report. There he is! - Where? - In-Woo! Hey! Looks like your loyalty stayed alive till the end. Hurry up! How much food did you ing? - What's he doing? - I don't know. Hey. I think he's going with that other group. What's In-Woo doing over there? Because he's crazy! He picks that chick over his friends. Hey, you call that a friend? Then are you being his friend now? Hey! What happens if I jump down? Probably die. It doesn't seem dangerous. - Come here and look. - I'll look for myself. In-Woo. I wanna go to New Zealand. - New Zealand? - Yeah. I heard people jump off a cliff there. - You want to jump too? - Yeah. Even if I jump, it won't end there. Okay, let's die together. - It's too safe to die. - Then let's jump together. - You can't die. - Let's jump together and die. - You're serious, right? - Whoa, that was scary. - Come here. - No, that's okay. - Come see! - Let's go back. Come here and look. Watch this. On this side, your face is backwards. But on the other side, it looks straight. Did you know that? - Huh? You're right. - Cool, huh? Is it because of the surface? Oh yeah, your major is Korean language, right? Yeah. Why? Chopsticks in Korean is jutgarak. - And spoon in Korean is sudgarak. - Right. But why does sudgarak have a d in it? Huh? It makes sense if there's another word that's spelled with sud, but in the dictionary, all I found was sudgarak. Anyway, both consonants are pronounced the same, and sudgarak can be spelled with a t too. Oh, right... Boy... l'm hungry. So? Why is that? It's simple... Since you grab the jutgarak like this, it's spelled with a t. And a sudgarak is used to scoop so it's spelled with a d. Since it looks like an upside-down d... You're not a Korean language major. I'm right, huh? Hey... I learn about that my senior year. What? Eat this one instead. Thanks. It's delicious. I got it! There's another word spelled with sud. - Yeah? What is it? - Sudsticks. To Tae-Hee who taught me that there's love in the world. This song is requested by SUH In-Woo. When did you request it? When I fall in love. To be honest... Love at first sight. Committed to everlasting love. I used to think these sayings were dumb. I did to. When I saw you for the first time, I knew we would fall in love. Nice lighter. Is this you? - Yeah. - Wow! It looks just like you. While I was getting ready for college, I made this to give it to the man I fall in love with. Honestly, I went on a lot of dates and was proposed to, but I was reluctant to give it to them. Because after I eak up with them, I wasn't sure if I could get it back. But now... I'm not reluctant at all. I'm worried about one thing, though. What? I've never seen you smoke before. No, I smoke. I didn't smoke in front of you because I thought you hated it. Really? No, I like guys that smoke fashionably. Oh yeah? Then I should've smoked all along. Anyway, this is a great lighter. It looks just like you. Okay. Breathe it in slowly. Good. Now take a deep eath and spit it out. Do it slowly. You dummy... Hey, are you all right? By the way... How do you smoke fashionably? Teach me that. Fashionably? Okay, check this out... Wow... - Is that the most fashionable? - Cool, isn't it? Do this at a date, and the girl will instantly fall for you. Do you think this is really necessary? Yeah, do you have to do this? You really don't have to. I have to. Hey... Did you... Did you do it with her? Come on... Tae-Hee can only be your girl if you sleep with her. - Stop it... - Shut up! These days girls aren't what you think. If a girl's too easy, then she's not the right girl. That's why you should do it naturally, stupid. You can't be straightforward and say I want to screw you. Just do this. Tell Tae-Hee that you have something important to say. - Then since it's cold... - Hey, you think I'm stupid? I know that much already. But our relationship isn't like that. Anyway, are things going well with that girl? Who? You saw her? Isn't she pretty? Please make it last this time. I get so excited when I see her. So then? What? So what happens after I say something important? - You little... - Come on, tell me. So ask her if she wants to go somewhere warm. Then take her to a motel. Say you need to take a shower since you're sweaty. Why am I sweaty if it's cold? Every guy sweats by then idiot. Sorry. Take a taxi home. Wait! Tae-Hee! You'll catch a cold. You're too far from home. What's wrong? You don't want to share my um ella? Hey! Then you take it. Okay! I won't go with you so take it! No! I don't want to use your um ella. What? What did you say? You didn't hear me? I said I don't want to use your um ella. I don't even want to see it. You still can't hear me? Want me to repeat it? I can repeat it ten times if you like. Your um ella... Thank you. Thanks for not leaving. I thought a lot over on my way back. Don't leave Tae-Hee. Please stay for me. I'll do whatever you want. Are you copying me? Huh? What? I've thought over a lot too standing here. In-Woo. Come back. If you come back, I'll do whatever you want from now on. - Tae-Hee, your... - Oh... I used this um ella when I first met you. Did you know that? Yeah, I did. You did? Yeah, I did. Then how come you were so mean before? Sorry. Watch this. How did it get like this? I want to sleep with you. Me, too. Let's go here. This one? Let's stop wandering around and go here. Sorry. It's closed. - Here to rest for a bit, right? - Sorry? I said are you here to rest? - Just for a little bit... - Five thousand won. Oh, it's wet. I'll hang it... - Sit down. - Yeah... What's wrong with me? - Do you want some water? - No, I'll get it. It's not working. It'll be all right. - Do you... - What? Do you wanna watch TV? Not really. Okay. - In-woo. - Yeah? Come here, it's warmer. No, it's cold here too. I mean it's warm here too. Okay... What? There's not much time left. You must get hiccups when you're nervous. Or is it when you get excited? Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere. I'll be right here. I'll never leave. Of course I'll go with you. Just in case I'm late, you better wait for me, okay? You scared me. So who's our homeroom teacher? I heard he's a math teacher. - Really? - Nice. As long as he's not a phys ed teacher. Hey it's Hae-Joo. See guys later. What a bastard... Hey Hyun-Bin! Come back here! March 2000 - What is this? - Scribble! It's the earth. Stick a small needle somewhere into the earth, and a grain of wheat falls from the top of the sky. The probability of that falling seed to stick to the needle's top... Through this immeasurable probability, you are all here. Among the earth's many countries, there is Korea. And within Seoul, there is Saeyon High School. And from that the sophomore class. And finally there is class five. And through this unbelievable probability, you've met everyone in this class, and the same goes for me. This... ...is what we call destiny. Destiny is scary, isn't it? For the next grueling year, I'll be your homeroom teacher. Since I'm also your language teacher, you'll be sick of me. My name is SUH In-Woo. I don't need to write it down, right? Because I know later on, you'll call me names like prick and jerk. No way. Just once. Someone has the same name as this wrestling champ. LEE Bong-Gul. Yes? Right, Bong-Gul. You will be today's class monitor. Start the class. Go Bong-Gul! - Attention. - Louder. - Attention! - Louder! - Attention! - Good! - Bow! - Good morning! - Did you get one too? - Yeah. - Let me see. - Yours is pretty too. Mine is a couples phone. - Hey Sae-Young! - What's that? He applied for it under his name and pays for all my phone bills. Really? And me? I have to pay for it? Here! I don't want it. - You don't even know yet. - What is it? After you put it on, you have to show it to me. Okay? Let's open it. Yes! Watch, she'll come soon. One, two... Hey! Are you crazy? Do you all wanna die? What the hell is this? You don't know? It's a a. I wrapped it with panties too. You think I'd wear something like this? No. Not at all. I intentionally bought the biggest size. I told you before. Put it on and show it to me. It's big enough to slip off... Hae-Joo! I think she's really pissed off. Did I overdo it? Don't you think it'll be pretty on her? Stop imagining it. Stop it. Attention! Bow! Good morning! So did all your girlfriends get candies? - No, sir. - Yes, sir. - Tell us about your first love! - Come on, tell us! First love! First love! I don't remember. Let's begin class, okay? Come on! How come? Did your first love marry another guy? How did you meet her? - Tell us. - Come on, tell us teacher. Tell us. I fell in love at first sight. On one rainy day. Come on, that's a lie. Isn't that just a line to pick up girls? You're right, it's a lie. Love at first sight. It means you're only attracted to her face and body. So what? But you can't fall deeply in love at any moment. It's by realizing who that person is. Your partner for life. Just like me and Hae-Joo. Hey you! Hey you bastards! Stop right there, you pricks! Damn it. You! It's named after a crane... Hey you! You think you have the right to come in whenever you want? Is being cool everything? Sit down and open your book. Excuse me for one moment, teacher. There's that little bastard! Come here you prick. - You can't stop stealing, huh? - What's going on here? A couple of kids stole some cigarettes. Cigarettes? - That's what this kid did. - Did you see him take it? Don't you know that shit stinks before you smell it? I caught him several times before last year. He needs to be expelled! - Let go of him. - But teacher! Is this true Wook-Gi? Answer me! Did you steal it? Look at him! He can't even answer. If I tell you, will you believe me? You won't trust me anyway. - Just expel me. - Watch your mouth! Look how rude he is. Wook-Gi... Did you steal it? No. I can't believe this prick! He said he didn't. - Come on, teacher. - It isn't him. Does he really have a bad habit? I didn't know. - Teacher! - But... This student doesn't lie. - I know for sure. - I can't believe this. If he's really lying, I'll take full responsibility. You heard what he said before! We're in the middle of class. Please leave. That bastard's lying! You better tell the truth you prick! I can't believe this! So where were we? I was a weak crybaby when I was young. So a lot of bad things happened to me. But my teacher trusted me and took my side every time. Just like I do for you. I'll always trust you. - Don't betray me! - Yes, sir! Go in! Go in! I had to leave cause my mom was going to kill me. But he kept asking me to go out with him on a date. - What? - Oh, nothing. - So what next? - What is it? No, it's just that I like basketball. He got the ball. Shoot! Goal! - IM Hyun-Bin? - SHIN Young-Ho? - You...! - You...! I can't believe you! You little liar. - We lost. - I'm so tired I'm about to die. Hey, Sung-Chul! Watch out! I trust you. Don't betray me. You bastard. Hey, by the way, wasn't our homeroom teacher awesome? Hey, that doesn't sound like you. - He's like a real teacher. - You're right. Oh, Young-Ho! Let's go back in. - We've got music class. - Let's go. I'm sick of that class. - Mr. Suh. - Yes? What were you looking at so long? The kids looked cute playing. Cute? You still haven't felt their wrath yet. I can't stand them anymore. - You don't have class? - Yes, I do. ...if we hit them, it's sexual assault. They shouldn't dress like that in the first place... Are you following me? I thought you were following me. Oh yeah! Your magic really worked. Look. I'm still sticking out my pinky. And thanks for sharing the um ella. You remember? Oh, you remember. - Then why didn't you... - I pretended not to. Because I wanted to be careful. If I told you I remembered, I thought it wouldn't be special. I didn't want that to happen. Do you know how to waltz? I'm learning it in class lately. The guy's left foot comes forward, and the girl's right foot goes backward. Okay, let's try it. One, to the right... Two, three, and backwards. One, two, three. Your hand is cold. My hands are usually cold since I have a warm heart. I see... - It's easy, isn't it? - Yeah... Now let's step farther. Here we go. - I love you - - I love you - - I love you - - Delete message? - - Message deleted - - Excuse me, teacher. - Yes! - We're waiting for class to start. - Oh, right. Let's go. Sorry. Good morning. - Good morning. - Oh... it's you. You don't drive to school? I live close to here. I live at Daesung Apartments. - Oh, really? - Why? You live there too? No, Hae-Joo does. You know UH Hae-Joo, right? - Right... I know her. - That's great... I'll give you a ride home next time. - Good morning. - Hi. - Right. - So that's where you live. All the people I like live at Daesung Apartments. It's Hae-Joo! - I'll see you later, teacher. - Sure. Hae-Joo! - Hey...! - What? Mister Suh! Who are you running with at the tournament tomorrow? Yes? - At the three-legged race. - Oh yeah... Since your class is all guys, you want to run with the fastest kid, right? Let's see who's the fastest in your class. CHO Jae-Il. He's the fastest. He ran 100 meters in 12.2 seconds. Mister Suh and Jae-Il Cho for class five. Wait a minute... Please line up at the starting line for the three-legged race. Teacher, I'll shout the steps. One for the tied leg, and two for the other. Ready! Hyun-Bin, it's your teacher. I noticed your report wasn't in the pile. You turned it in? Okay, I'll look for it again. Then do a... See you tomorrow. Okay, take care. It's not scary at all. You know the Gyro Drop, right? Now that's a scary ride. After you go up slowly and it stops at the top, you feel like you're falling forever once it drops. Sure, I'll pick you up. Yeah. Okay, good night. Bye. What is it? Who the hell are you talking to for so long? Is it Hae-Joo? Is that you teacher? Yeah... it's me, your teacher. It's just that I called for over an hour and it was busy. I'm sorry for yelling. You got scared, huh? Okay, so... Well, good night. Didn't you call because you had something to say? Oh yeah... that's right... No, it's just that... Let's talk at school tomorrow. But tomorrow's Sunday. It's Sunday tomorrow? That's right. Then rest tomorrow and I'll see you on Monday. Bye... What are you doing? I'm drawing. - What are you drawing? - Art. - You pervert! - What? It's pretty. You're always imagining these things. So then... You're going to strip for me? You jerk. This is why I have to imagine all the time! - Your hand is cold. - Yeah. Since I have a warm heart. - What? - Let me touch it just once. - What? - Your east. You pervert! - I can't believe you! - I'm not a pervert! - I said I'm not a pervert. - You jerk. - I was wandering in da alleyway. ...the alleyway. ...in the alleyway, and I felt I - Was walking on a strange streed. ...strange street! ...on a strange street for ad least five years. ...at least five years! ...for at least five years wondering lonesomely. ...wondering? Wandering! Wandering... Only kids pronounce like that. I felt like I almost died. - What's wrong with him today? - He was so strange. So he never makes a mistake too? I hate him! Correcting your mistakes is his job. What? It's not like you got scolded. He just pointed out your mistakes. You don't have to hate him for that. Are you taking his side? Come on, that's stupid. Let me down! I wanna walk! You sure? See you later. Honey... I gave birth to Joo-Yun, right? Of course not. I'm the one. I'm a man, right? There's nothing wrong with me, right? Let's eat, Joo-Yun. Here. - SUH In-Woo! - Yes. First of all, your test results are quite normal. You seem proud of your sexuality more than others. And the results show that you're normally attracted to women. Well, you'll probably need a few more tests. But in my opinion, I would say that your curiosity in the same sex should be taken comfortably like its part of human nature. I see... Hey, didn't we see this at that place before? It's so amazing. Anyway, I felt something special from the second artwork. How about you? Wasn't it really fun? But I felt like I've seen that last one before. It was weird. You're gonna buy it? This lighter is handmade. You better not get caught with it at school. Hey... - Is this woman famous? - I don't know. Why? It's really familiar. I felt like I've seen this somewhere before. Don't buy it! I don't like you looking at other women. Give it to me. Another common mistake is wrong and different. The phrase I'm wrong from you is incorrect. You have to say I'm different from you. Wrong means incorrect. And different means not the same. Then why does sudgarak have a d in it? Who said that? IM Hyun-Bin. I'm sorry, sir. Choksuk pavilion chases time like an arrow in the rainstorm. Non-gae, you make me smile and cry at the same time. You're one of the great flowers blossoming on legendary graves. So your scent never turns rotten. As a poet, I became your lover. Where are you now? IM Hyun-Bin. Who the hell is this? Who are you? Hyun-Bin, who are you? Who the hell are you? Hey, has our teacher gone crazy lately? You don't like him anymore? I don't even want to call him teacher. Looks like your loyalty stayed alive till the end. but he suddenly stops when he saw Hyun-Bin wasn't laughing. Hey, that's enough. I didn't know at first, but I think he feels something for you. He didn't punish you like a normal teacher would. It's like he was getting angry at his lover. There's a lot of talk going around school. - What talk? - That our teacher is gay. And that you're no different. Hey, if a guy likes another guy then they're both gay? Your neighbor thinks you're a cute guy. So both of you are gay, too? What are you talking about? We're just worried about you... Hey... You think he's looking at you like a normal teacher would? After I'm born again, I'm going to look for you. And when I do, I'll fall in love with you again. Really? But how will you know if it's me in my next life? I'll recognize you. I'll know. How? I'm going to fall in love again with someone else. - Right? - Yeah. That person will be you. No way. Then all you have to do is love someone else and insist that it's me. No, I'll know. If it's not you, then I won't be able to love someone else. Doesn't our teacher seem like a homo? I'm telling you he does. Did you see what happened before? What? He pretended to walk around, and touched Hyun-Bin's hand. - Are you serious? - Yeah. - That's sick. - Isn't it disgusting? It makes me wanna vomit. - Hyun-Bin! - What the hell! - You ass hole! - Let go! Let go! Let go of me! You dickheads! Are you some fighting chickens? You beat each other's head with a mop, and you call that just a scuffle? Are you a gangster? Mobster? Thug? Hoodlum? Yakuza? - Hey, Young-Ho. - Yes, sir. You explain. Why did you fight? What's going on here? Spit it out, Hyun-Bin! Why did you hit them? You're not going to talk? I heard you hit them first! Why did you do it? I said why did you? What's wrong with our language teacher lately? Since there's a rumor about him and Hyung-bin, he's trying to prove that it's not true. Why did you do it? It's me. Are you all right? Oh, it's you. Are you hurt? You saw it? - I'm all right. - Tell me. - Why did the teacher only beat you? - Hae-joo. I'm really tired right now. Let's talk about it at school tomorrow. Why do you get upset whenever I mention your teacher? It's just that I'm tired. You didn't know what they're talking about? Hey, Hyun-Bin! Your boyfriend's here. I'm sorry. Please throw the ball back. Oh, I'm sorry. Please throw it back again. What do you think you're doing? What's wrong with you? What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you? Teacher... What the hell is going on? What the hell is going on? - Honey. - Joo-Yun's sleeping. Let's wake up our Joo-Yun. - Go in the room, okay? - Joo-Yun! Let's go in. - Honey. - What? Honey. What's wrong? Honey! You're drunk. Let's go to sleep, okay? Stop it. What's wrong with you? You know I... Wait a minute. Honey. You're drunk. Let's talk about it later. Okay? Go to sleep. Please stop it. Stop it... Honey. What's wrong with you? Stop it. What's wrong with you? Stop it I said. Honey... Are you having an affair? No. Attention! - Bow! - Good morning... Where were you? Did you go drinking? Teacher. I heard you're gay. I heard you like me. Rumors have spread all across school. Since there's no turning back, should we really start dating? Huh? Teacher... Tae-hee. How come you... Can't even remember me a little? I can feel you. I know it's you. Good morning. Attention! - Bow! - Good morning... I guess the janitor forgot to erase the board today. - This... - It's a condom. You should be careful of AIDS. What are you guys doing? Let's go! If you stay here, all of you will catch AIDS. Hey, Min-Woo! Let's go! Okay. Let's begin class. Today... Teacher, the principal wants to see you. Teacher. Take care of yourself. Are you really gay? No. Then what? I love only one person. If you're going to love that one person, it has to be a seventeen year-old student? No. Tae-Hee. Who? Tae-Hee? You are insane. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. But... I can't help it. Is it true? It's a lie, isn't it? It's not true, right? I'm the one you like! I'm the one! One, two, three... One, two, three... Isn't it easy? It's simple. Are you still in there? Sir! Are you in there, sir? How many days is this...? The rain looks so refreshing. Hey... I have to go. What are you doing? What is that? Stand up. Give that to me. You better stop right there! Hey student! He was like that throughout class. Shouldn't we do something about him? Give him a eak. He probably feels terrible, too. At the last tournament, Mr. Suh wanted to run with Hyun-Bin. - That's when it seemed strange. - That's not all. That time Hyun-Bin... - I'll run with IM Hyun-Bin. - IM Hyun-Bin? Wait a minute. He's already signed up to play basketball. I see... Okay, then anyone will be fine. Okay, CHO Jae-Il. Why are you here? Classes already began. I came to talk to the phys ed teacher. Then hurry and go to class. I... Instead of playing basketball, Hyun-bin switched to the three-legged race. He said his friend wanted to play basketball. So he asked to change games. I thought nothing of it then. Of course, I'll go with you. Just in case I'm late, you better wait for me, okay? This... You better come back before my feelings change. Okay? I better look at you a lot before you leave for the military. Come here. What are you doing? Looking at your face only once isn't enough. I need more. I don't want to waste a second. Since I'll miss you too much. Hey kid! Are you all right? You came. I'm sorry. I'm really late, huh? Better late than never. You think I'll die if I jump? No. Even if you jump, it won't end there. This time I'll be born as a girl. But what if I'm born as a girl, too? I guess I'll wait again. If you jumped from a cliff, you said your life wouldn't end there. We'll meet again and fall in love. It's not because I love you. It's because all I can do is love you, I love you forever.

Her name is Kyungjin Yeo Kyungjin... I feel strange just saying her name She has something special that no one else can touch It's the dream of any man to go traveling with a woman he loves I wished for that too, and we did go on a trip However, my fate... no, first let me tell you how we met Thief!! Thief!! Thief!! Snatcher, Stop My purse! Somebody catch him! Get him! Please help me! Excuse me! Hey, stop! You! It's not me, it's him! Why are you chasing me? It's not me It's not me. I'm a ave citizen! He's getting away! He's getting away! Over there! That's what they all say What are you doing? My eyes! My eyes! Help me! I'm dying here I can't open my eyes My eyes! Get this off of my eyes Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law You have the right to remain silent, but if you do, you're a dead man My neck! You have the right to consult a lawyer If you're oke, The government will get you one But I doubt it'll help you any Sir, a criminal caught red-handed! Aren't you off duty today? Sir, a cop's a cop even if she's off duty Ma'am! He's the thief, right? I caught him Ma'am, you remember me? I'm innocent! You were robbed at a shoe repair shop, and I ran after the thief Hey, shut up Are you sure this time? Why don't you trust me, sir? Well... Gimme your lD In my back pocket Give me a eak Occupation? Physics teacher At Sunik Women's High I start next Monday Cut the crap! Or you might get in real trouble I can describe the thief He was wearing a blue shirt and black pants He had curly hair, and an earring on one side His eyes were narrow, and there were a few whiskers on his chin He had a long nose, with white skin... And his shoes were... suede with gold decoration You remember in great detail, huh? Betray your partner, then you can go free? I can draw a picture of him Shut up! You could be his accomplice He doesn't seem like an accomplice... Exactly! It wasn't me I'm innocent. Really! Truly! Hey! Come over here Smile He looks the same! Well... What? I don't look like him at all Get your ass over there and shut up! Don't you smell a criminal, sir? I don't smell like a criminal! He's got sharp ears, too Can you draw a picture of him? These handcuffs... I'll undo them I've never lied once in my entire life! So you can draw, huh? All done Me next! No way. No. It's not what you think My instincts are always right You're under arrest Say cheese! One, two... You caught him? Yes, and he works solo Well then, I'm outta here Hey! You're just going to leave? Can't you at least say sorry? Sorry is not in my dictionary If you want to hear it, change your name to Sorry. Then I'll call you Sorry. You're so pretty You're doing volunteer patrol in red light districts? Yes You're late Everyone's gone off in pairs Then should I go alone? No Wait. Your partner should arrive soon Let go of me Shut up! This isn't legal! Can a cop treat a citizen like this? Sure, why not? Hey, it's you again! Did you get robbed? Please believe me! Please! You bastard, come on here and sit down Lots of delinquents at your school? I don't know, I'm still new Kids who sniff glue? I don't know yet Hey, let's eat something Welcome These days kids do Ecstasy Lots of school violence and cyber crime, too But the worst are school gangs who steal from weaker kids Need to give those bastards a taste of real life There's an old saying... Only the wicked see the wicked What did you say? Nothing You pay! Do you have change for this? I'll eat more then A bitch in uniform! Do they run a beauty pageant to select cops? Don't do that, you idiot She's cute. Yeah, right Better than your girl Your standards are too low You wanna die? Hey you, get over here! Oh Come on She lost her mind What the...? Gimme a eak You're in the wrong place today, Sister! Did you throw that? You're in high school, right? Pick it up! How much is the fine? I'll pay Have you lost your manners? Pick it up! What if I won't? Pick it up Hey Sister, what's the matter? Are you having your period? Leave us alone, huh? Pick it up Follow me, you bitch! Take it easy Don't get mixed up with these kids Notify their school, and they'll take care of it Come on you...Shit! Let me go You're hopeless. Get off of me! Shit, You bitch! You bitch, you'll regret this Hurry and pick it up! Shit! Dad! A drug dealer. Drug? If we follow him The guy on the left must be the dealer Let's tail him We might be able to get the whole gang No way. We should be looking for kids, not drug dealers Those drugs will all end up in kids' hands, get it? Let's just call the station and go That's the DEA's job Then it'll be too late You go, I'm going home Let me go! Uncuff me Come on Let me go. I'm not a criminal Let me go please! The more you wiggle the tighter it gets Gimme the key. I don't have it Of course you have it! Where are you touching? Let's go Get down What do you think I am? Get down! Come on up! Go over first and get down What am l? A ladder or something? Am I stairs? I'm a teacher! A teacher! And this isn't even your district Don't piss on the street One. Two. Three! Who called the police? Son of a... We didn't! Drop the gun! Drop the gun! Drop the gun you bastards Don't point the gun at us! You're dead! We need to get the leader! Let's get out of here Freeze! Who the hell are you? Let me go. I'm an undercover cop What's an undercover cop? I don't know. An agent who does secret investigation Nice work Who the hell are you? You ruined everything! I could've nailed them all You ruined it! Let me go! You destroyed my masterpiece Let's go Do you know how great my plan was? You threw mud on a Picasso! Come on up, hurry Give me the key It's gone. I must've dropped it while we were running Let me see. Don't touch It hurts Hold my hand. It won't hurt as much Everyone had to rush out for backup We don't have any extras They took all the handcuffs we had Oh, and did you... beat up some kids on the street? Yeah, why? His father is a big shot in our district He's in a rage! He's coming here. You'd better hide Why? I didn't do anything wrong He's the godfather of the nightclubs He's almost like a gangster Hurry and go Nice introduction, Sheriff So you're the bitch who beat up my son So what? Wait, sir! You stay out of this Sir, let's talk first Get out! Hey, bitch How dare you hit my son? You want to die? Are you staring at me? I don't care if you're a cop Go ahead, bitch! Take it easy, sir Let's talk it over Who the hell are you? Hey bitch. What did my son do? Cops shouldn't hit people He was smoking on the street and acting rude so I taught him a lesson If his Dad doesn't care, I don't care if he smokes who are you to hit him, bitch? Stop calling me bitch, you son-of-a-bitch thug! What? You're asking for death Calm down, Officer Yeo I'll take care of this, sir She needs to be fired She's a waste of taxpayer money Hey you, watch out when you walk home at night Hey, boys. Remember her Don't forget her face! Yes sir! How about you and I just step outside What the hell? Do you think I have time for this? You bitch Why, are you scared? You ill-mannered bitch! You asshole! I can't take this shit anymore! So you can yell, huh? Stop staring at me, punk You son of a bitch You're a big guy, huh? That doesn't mean you can hit a police officer! Who the hell is this? Me? You wanna know about me? Shit! Murder, arson, rape... I'm a three-peat offender! You wanna die too? What's the difference between three murders or four? Do you wanna die? On your knees, now! On your knees! On your knees! What are you doing? Can you do this in a police station? You're one to talk On your knees, bastard! What are you guys doing? On your knees! Rich bastards get away with everything! I'm sick of this world! On your knees! Repeat after me. I'm sorry, officers I'm sorry, officers Louder, assholes! I'm sorry, officers I won't do this again I won't do this again And you! Teach your son some manners, okay? Teach your son some manners, okay? Not that, asshole! Now, beat it while I count to three Whoever's left is gonna die! One...Two three! Who's left? Sorry, sir I've done a bit of acting Put this on Can't you wash your foot after I wash my face? Until this process is finished... Did anyone lose this lunch box? No one? Then it must be the teacher's Take this Ladies. I need to say something as a police officer I am officer Yeo Students need to study. Right? Yes So don't go around beating up weaker kids, You with the lunchbox! drinking booze or smoking... How dare you eat when I'm talking! You! And if you hang around red light districts, I'm gonna whip your butt, got it? As for your teacher Mr. Go He is a very nice man, so don't give him trouble He's my boyfriend, so don't you dare try making eyes at him Go now We slept together too Go, please! A relationship like this... This is great! Which of you is Chundeuk? Be honest You need a servant, not a boyfriend, right? A boyfriend should help his girlfriend, shouldn't he? Which floor are you on? The top floor Put these over there. Okay You're a twin? Nah, that's a composite photo You're a twin, right? Guess which one's me On the right No, the left You're really a twin Who's older? On the right I don't play the black keys Why not? Just because What's your sister like? Is she like you? Then hook me up with her Just joking She's dead We were so similar, no one could tell us apart Mom put us in different schools so people wouldn't be confused She was like the black keys, and I was like the white ones She was really playful, and she liked to switch roles with me Yeo Kyunjin Yeo Minjin She got me to take exams for her, and made me do things she didn't like doing I used to hate her for that Six kings have been born in this land, so the heaven helped... This sentence indicates that our country... And then one day... It was the date for graduation photos I had a piano competition, so I asked her to go take the picture for me And while she was going to school in my place, she was hit by a car I should've died instead of her So neither of us has a graduation photo She wanted to become a cop Do you still play the piano? Sometimes... but I play without the black keys How about you? Me? The only memory I have from high-school is when I had to go on a trip with both arms in casts Here, say cheese! One Two Three! That's funny. Yeah, it was Let's start OK! Myungwoo! Myungwoo's a fool! Am I late? Just an hour Is it that late? I bought you a present Really? Me too It's a book that your student Chundeuk wrote You should use his full name to show respect. He's over 90 You have a student who's that old? Here Thanks District 230. This is line 2 We see the suspect... chasing him now Faster! Run! Quick! Hurry! Let me go! Let me go! One kidnapper is caught, two are heading for district 103 with the hostage Block nearby roads Freeze, or we'll shoot! Request backup! Be careful Pick her up Can we leave him like this? Just go Suspect heading for District 1 03 I repeat Suspect heading for District 103 Yeah. I'm running my ass off, No I'm not and you're lying in bed? Officer Yeo in district 103 Wait, Line 2 Officer Yeo in district 103 Two kidnappers ran behind Taeyang Requesting backup I'll call you back later! Officer Yeo is still chasing alone Can you run 100 meters in 1 1 seconds? What? That's how fast this girl is? I can only do 15 seconds Stop. Let's stop here Get her on her knees On your knees What do we do with her? We need to make a decision Do we kill her or not? What should we do? You decide Let's kill her Kill her? Yes. The bitch saw my face But... even if... How could we? You kill her. You do it No, I can't!. You do it It's your specialty! My specialty is welding Grab her, Grab her! Where? Shoulders One shot in her head and she's gone! Should I stab her on the left or right? No! Did you kill her? What the hell? Let's get him first What are you doing here, Sir? No! You can't kill her Why not, man? Come closer! Can't reach! Come a little closer. Come on Okay Come on! Just a little bit more Damn, nothing's going right today! I'll see you in prison, I'll go first I'll shoot. Freeze! Kyungjin! Quiet! Kyungjin! Kyungjin!! Got you! Come on! You! Hiding in here, huh? What are you doing here? Can I help you? Is Mr. Go here? He left already You didn't you see him on your way in? No, I didn't... Bastard Where'd you get this piece of junk? What do you mean, junk? She's a beauty! You bought it? Of course How much was it? You don't need to know I'm going off on a road trip all over the country! No pavements! Yeah? I'll go too I'll take a vacation Don't you need to stay here and catch bad guys? Bad guys are everywhere Try this. It feels like flying I must've been the wind in my previous life I want to be free as the wind When I'm not around, if you feel the wind blowing, then that will be me Then is this wind you? It's my friends If I die, I want to become the wind again Mmm, the fire smells great Isn't it nice? It is You know why people join their pinkies when making a promise? No, why? Once upon a time, in a huge, vast country, there was a princess who was very, very beautiful Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest of them all? Of course that would be you, my lady Really? Do you think so? If you're lying, I'll eak you into pieces! I never lie, my lady You are the most beautiful You're so pretty Because the princess was so pretty and wise, princes came from all over the world to seek her hand Finally, five princes were left in the final round In order to choose the best match for her, she gave them a test She hid her right hand and unfolded one finger The five princes had to guess which one it was So that sign came to represent a vow of marriage The prince and princess couldn't have been happier But then the Crusades began, and the prince had to go to war The prince promised to come back alive, crossing his pinky with hers But ten years passed, and the prince didn't return She didn't even know if he was still alive But since the princess was still so pretty, many people came to ask her to re-marry She kept saying no, believing that he'd return, but she couldn't turn them down any longer So she decided to marry a man who joined pinkies with her One day, a filthy beggar came to the palace Everyone tried to get rid of him, but the princess called him in, saying everyone deserves a chance That beggar was her lost prince The truth was, the prince had been killed on his way home The soul of the dead must depart after 49 days That day was the 49th day In order to keep his promise, the prince returned as a ghost Finally the princess found the body of the prince Now you know the meaning of joined pinkies, right? Yes. Can I ask you a question? If I die, will you die for me like the princess? Are you crazy? Why should l? Stop putting wood on the fire! The room is boiling Are you trying to burn me to death? Does it hurt? What happened to your lips? Forget about kissing her tonight Aren't you sorry for this? Like I told you before, if you wanna hear me say that, change your name to Sorry My name is Sorry. Call me now Your name is Myungwoo I changed my name. Say my name. I can't approve it Why not? I changed it Stop fighting and eat! You're hurting my ears Myungwoo! Myungwoo! Myungwoo! Wake up! Please eathe Myungwoo... Please... Please eathe! Please eathe Please eathe. You fool. Breathe! Please eathe!!! Why did you save me? I don't want to die after you When a golf ball and table tennis ball is thrown at same speed! We went back to our ordinary lives Me teaching students, her chasing criminals Who can report to jurisdiction 230? Officer Yeo, coming to Nu Karaoke Jurisdiction 230, this is line 2 Backup requested The criminal is the notorious jail- eaker Shin Changsoo Block the entrance, and wait until backup arrives Kyungjin, this is dangerous Let's not go It's Shin Changsoo We can't pass this up This is our chance to get promoted Jurisdiction 230. This is line 2. We're in front of Nu Karaoke, district 1 13 Backup still hasn't arrived No, Kyungjin! He's over there! Put your hands up! Weapon on the table, hands in the air! Drop your weapon or I'll shoot Officer Jo, are you okay? Yes This is Line 2! Nu Karaoke Changsoo Shin on the run It is the notorious Changsoo Shin Officer Yeo is chasing by herself It's me. I discovered something This is really special Where are you? I'll help I'm chasing a criminal now! No, it's too dangerous She sounded different that day I could figure out vaguely where she was I know that she's stronger than me But sometimes she acts without thinking, so I was worried Damn that bastard. I'll remember this Shit! My big shot daddy will not like this! Oh, hello Get down Quit smoking, punk Got it When the hell are they going to use their guns? Let's go. Where? It's the jail eaker Changsoo What? Freeze! Freeze! Shit, we screwed up Let's get away. Come on Jurisdiction 230. Line 2, line 2 District 1 17, a citizen down at the factory behind Evening Star Park Call 91 1. Call 91 1 Jurisdiction 230, line 2 District 1 17, a man down Please call 91 1! Myungwoo Don't die. Don't die How can you die when I saved you once already? Don't die. Don't die This is a dream. This is a dream Jurisdiction 230. Line 2, line 2 District 1 17. A man down Maybe I was destined to die in that river Don't do it Don't do it! Let me die! Let me die! Lie her down Why are you doing this? I killed him. I killed him Hi, this is Myungwoo Either my battery's out, or I'm in a non-serviced area Leave a message after the beep and I'll call you back ASAP Which non-serviced area is that? Come back Hurry and come back No, never mind. I'll come to you I'll come to your side Hey lady! What are you doing there, lady? Why do you care? And don't call me lady I'm not that old You're trying to commit suicide right, lady? Jumping off? She says don't call her lady Ask her for some money. I'm hungry Money? We're not beggars Then what are we? Hey lady! I mean, Miss We ran away from home Please give us some money before you jump. We won't stop you. What? Just 50 bucks Aren't you a little out of line? Or a credit card would be fine You won't be liable after death You guys are really something Wanna see me get angry? What's it this time? She seems angry I'm hungry, dammit Why can't she give us some money? Hey, if you got something to say, speak up. Don't whisper like cowards! Give us some money before you croak! Your guts will be sprayed all over the street anyway bucks will do. Or let's have sex Make the most out of your body before you jump Let's get it on. You little shit! You bastard, get over here This is unbelievable. She's pissed. You mongrels! You guys are dead! Come on let's have a hot night! Hey! Run! You guys are dead when I catch you She's wild What? You rude idiots Catch us if you can! Hey, I can see her panties Panties! Panties! They're black! No, she isn't wearing any! That's why it's black It's purple, you dirty dogs! Really, she's not wearing any! No, how could she be You're dead! She's still following us. Take this Shit! Don't give me this. Take this yourself! Why are you giving me this It smells, I don't want it Where did you learn that kind of crap? What did you say? Screw till you die? You dirty bastards! We were just hungry We haven't eaten for three days It's true What do you want? What should we have? Pizza! Pizza? Watch her eat! I can't believe she was just trying to kill herself You said it I haven't eaten for 3 days either I need to eat to be a pretty ghost What's the use of that? If you jump off a building, your guts will all burst open, 1 and the pizza will spray in all directions. What did you say? Cut the crap and ing me more salad No cucumbers or croutons You go. No beans Why do you always order him around? You go! Damn. Don't eat everything. Got it More pizza, please! This is cab fare to go home You better go home I'm going to check! Ok? Thanks, Miss We don't need to thank her We're the ones who saved her life What? Give me my money back No. Thank you very much You have to go home. All right? You have to live, too Excuse me! Is this the way out? Well then... Take care If you feel the wind when I'm not around, that's me If I die, I want to become the wind Myungwoo Are you here? Is this you? Or is it just the wind? Tell me! Tell me, Myungwoo! Myungwoo! Did you become the wind? Did you really? I can't believe this This is the day you leave me forever The 49th day after your death But I'll come and find you before that day. I'll be sure to Come on! Get in! This place is 30 years old... come in Doing all right, guys? Nice work Hey, Park. The guy you caught Get him in! You can use the desk Min was using Your locker is over there Where's Kim?! @! @! @l don't know, sir Oh come on What time is it? Detective Kim! Yes, sir? Not you guys I'm looking for Kim Youngho There are a lot of Kims here, sir You're not even a detective There he is What time were you going to meet? I don't know Hey, Kim! Yes sir She's your new partner I'll see you guys later Hello, sir! It's nice to meet you I'd like to see you play piano I'd like to see the real you Who are you? A cop? Don't come closer, or I'll shoot! I'll really shoot! Get out of here! Detective Yeo! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go away! Learn to shoot straight Yes, Ma'am If he resurfaces, call me back And don't let anyone else know I need to get Changsoo myself Don't worry Did you say Changsoo? No, nothing I have some other errands to run I'll see you back at the station I won't speed I'll let you. Follow that car Freeze! Freeze! Shoot him! Call the ambulance! Careful! Myungwoo! How can you die after I saved you once already? I must've been the wind in my previous life Please don't die Be honest. You need a servant, not a boyfriend, right? A boyfriend should help his girlfriend, shouldn't he? Aren't you sorry for this? If you want to hear me say 'sorry' you'd better change your name to Sorry Breathe, you fool! Where are you? I'll help He's my boyfriend, so don't you dare try making eyes at him I'm a three-peat offender Murder, arson, rape... Try this. It feels like I'm flying There's a saying... Only the wicked see the wicked Am I late? My name is 'sorry'. Call me now Are you here? Is this you? Or is it the wind? Tell me. Tell me. Myungwoo Tell me. Tell me. Myungwoo Did you become the wind? Did you really become the wind? Don't die, Myungwoo! I can't believe this I must have been the wind in my previous life Line 2 Line 2 Call the ambulance! Hurry up! This is the day you leave me forever The 49th day after your death If you feel the wind when I'm not around, that's me But I'll go meet you before that day. I'll be sure to Call the ambulance! Myungwoo... Myungwoo... Is that you? Detective Yeo, wake up! Concentrate on anything Just try to live Keep talking to her I can't, tears keep coming out Do you remember that time? You were like Robocop Robocop can't die from one gun shot I have a confession to make Detective Yeo, try to live! I have to tell you something I need to confess something Be quiet, please! They told me to keep talking Check her vital signs. BP 60 Her pulse is weak. Connect the monitor and call cardiovascular Call cardiovascular She stopped eathing Get the D.C. ready! Intubation! 200 joules. Ready! Shoot Check the EKG. No change. 300 joules! Ready! Shoot! 360 joules! Ready! Shoot! Officer Yeo! Your night shift is over Go home, okay?! @! @! @Yes, sir Myungwoo! Myungwoo! Myungwoo! It's you, isn't it? You were alive Why did you run away? You know you can't run fast I could've run well But I only have one lung now How could you pretend that you're dead? Didn't you think about how much it'd hurt me? I didn't want you to see me this way Who cares? I love you no matter what I'm not Myungwoo any longer And you're not Kyungjin Myungwoo. Myungwoo's dead Admit it, will you? Don't pretend I'm alive But you're alive. Myungwoo's dead! Myungwoo The EKG's back She's trying to live. What? She's trying to live. Connect all the lines. Check her vitals again Get the chest tubes ready Prepare some blood Hey, Kim. I can see that you have the hots for Kyungjin But you're a married man No love confessions, OK? You're awake The operation was successful, 1and you're recovering quickly Get some more sleep What's the date today? Today? The last day of October Myungwoo Myungwoo Myungwoo Myungwoo Myungwoo Myungwoo Myungwoo Myungwoo Myungwoo Somebody must've heard my prayer I can see you I need to go I'm glad that I saw you before I left No! Myungwoo Myungwoo. Don't go I'll follow you, if you go No. It's not your time yet You have many days ahead of you No. No Don't be so sad because of me We'll meet again. Can't you feel it? When we meet again, tell me all the happiest memories you experienced from this life And when you hear me whisper in the wind, you'll meet someone who has a soul like mine Now, let me leave with your love in my heart Myungwoo! Sorry You don't have to call me that My name is Myungwoo I won't be so sad anymore I'll believe that you're always with me If you miss me, come back anytime Even as the wind Come back as the wind Were you looking for me? Oh, this This just came in at the lost and found. It's got your name on it To my savior Kyungjin, I'm yours Kyungjin, how are you these days? I hope you're not hurting anymore I'm always beside you Remember I told you once that when you hear me whisper in the wind you will meet someone with a soul like mine? Can you feel it? I am near you You will meet him today Do you know who ought this in? Please stand back from the train Please mind the gap between the train and the platform... I could hear his whisper in the wind. I could feel it It was him. Standing beside me Let me introduce my girlfriend. She is... someone who shed many tears over me Her name is Kyungjin. Kyungjin Yeo I feel strange just saying her name, She has something special that no one else can touch

October 26, 1909, 9 am Harbin Station, China Failed assassination attempt on Chosun Governor Ito Hirobumi Assassin Choong-Kun Ahn shot and killed on site 1910 Takeover of Chosun the Korean peninsula Ito Hirobumi appointed as first governor of Chosun 1919 - March 1, illegal gathering in Pagoda Park dispersed 1921 - Inoeu appointed as second governor of Chosun 1932 - BG Yoon killed in Honxiao Park, Shanghai 1936 - US and Japanese soldiers fight as allies in World War ll 1943 - Japan takes over Manchuria 1945 - Atomic bombs dropped on Berlin World War ll ends 1960 - Japan accepted into UN as a permanent member of the UN Security Council 1965 - Sakura 1 satellite goes into orbit 1988 - Olympic Games held in Nagoya 2002 - Soccer World Cup held in Japan 2009 LOST MEMORIES 2009, Seoul Toyotomi Hideyoshi, The Last Exhibition of Inoue Artifacts It's amazing We don't have to do the rounds, right? There are bodyguards all over the place... Who is it? I'm in Roger! The terrorist group that has taken Ito Hall has been identified as the Hurei-Sen-Jin When their claims of Chosun independence failed to earn public support even from Koreans they turned to terrorism Authorized Personnel ONLY In the Hureisenjin attack on the Japanese Cultural Center in 2007 The leaders of the team were apprehended and the team was believed to have been destroyed but another terrorist attack was carried out today The Hureisenjin have apparently rebuilt their team Eight SWAT teams are standing by - How many terrorists are there? - We believe about 10 Their demands? Nothing yet, sir! Can we move in right away? I wouldn't do anything hasty Think of the Cultural Center Stalling will only result in greater damage They've taken many hostages No more negotiations with Hureisenjin! Sakamoto! Sorry to cut short your vacation Tough luck! Sakamoto! How's the situation? It's strangely quiet They've taken control of the Central Hall but there's no movement I have a bad feeling about this It reminds me of the nightmare at the Japanese Cultural Center Go! Bring them to the east exit We'll be standing by Drop the gun! Drop your gun and surrender! Fuck you! I didn't come here to surrender Any more resistance is useless Drop the gun! Are you Korean? Drop your gun! I asked if you were Korean! How can you shoot at us? You're just criminals Criminals? How can a try to get my country back be a crime? I'm going to count to three I am Captain Joon-Hwan Kim of the Korean Independence Army One! Tell them this message - Two! - Korea is an independent country! Japan has committed a crime by forcefully invading Korea We... Sakamoto! What did he say in Korean? JBI Seoul Office Judging from the eak-in route and the overall nature of the attack We know it was a well-trained team Hureisenjin has rebuilt itself This incident will provide material clues material clues to the direction the organization plans to take But The current evidence isn't enough to clearly identify their specific motives Maybe they were after the national treasures? The Hureisenjin are not known to commit simple robberies That's right Many were damaged in the gunfire But there is no evidence that they tried to steal any of them What are the other possibilities? The interesting thing is that they locked up the hostages Almost as if they wanted to protect them Then they must've had another motive They completed their task but the police came sooner than they expected This was confirmed by statements from the hostages There is another unusual detail One terrorist tried to slip out with the hostages This man This is just speculation but we believe the gun fight may possibly have been... ...a cover for something else Ten men were sacrificed to save one?! Please leave this case to Saigo and myself Why do you always go for the Hureisenjin cases? Do you have something to prove? Why not let Inspector Miura take it and leave me out of it? I have no idea about you sometimes Who has the most to lose from this case? The Inoue Foundation obviously Could this be relate to the Foundation? We can start by checking out the background for the exhibition Thanks, Saigo! Hey! Don't dump this on me! You know that picture? What picture? That Hureisenjin guy... It's nothing! I'll make sure that nothing affects the schedule Here you are! - Who are you? - Oh! You mean Mr. Inoue That's Mr. Inoue Kenji Chairman of the Inoue Foundation He's the grandson of the second governor of Korea This painting Utopia is by Kawabata Yukio He drew paradise as he saw it in a dream This kind of celadon is famous around the world It's magnificent, isn't it? Amazing that it made it through all that gun fire The last exhibition? After this exhibition, all the artifacts wll be moved back to Japan This exhibition is amazing But this is nothing compared to the really important gems that already have been moved to Busan for shipment back to Japan This one piece was huge Huge? What was it? Over there That's where it used to be Inoue was the Korea's second governor and he collected every treasures he could He was quite a collector I've heard stories that he even collected a lot of forbidden things by the government and wilder stuff than in this exhibit... One time, he saw this mountainous rock in Harbin that he wanted so much but couldn't move it with the technology at the time So, he left instructions in his will and eventually had it moved Talk about obsessive So he got it after he died - Daddy! - Ok. Ok! - Go to Mommy, Go to Mommy! - All right. I know Why did you ask me over anyway? Oh, that...? Ask Yuriko! This is when your Daddy and I were at the Police Academy Your mom and dad had started dating when they had a fight What are you telling her? And your daddy said that they should eak up Stop it! But, your daddy loved your mom So much that he just cried for days Daddy cried? That's not all One day... The things you tell a child That's enough Mommy! One day! Mommy got a letter I hadn't gotten a letter since I was a little girl... There was a strange name on it Mommy read the letter and thought If he has a friend like this I could trust him with my life Do you know that Yuriko still has your letter? What did you write in that letter? How come you keep secrets with someone else's wife? Every time I see your family I envy you Yuriko is so warm and gentle and Keiko is really cute Was it a woman? Huh? You said you sometimes see visions Oh, that Well... I don't know... It looks like a woman... At first, thought cuz you're workaholic But I don't think that's it Then what? It's time you got married You still have feelings for her? Who? I was pretty drunk at the graduation party but I remember clearly You said that you felt like You've been in love so long I told you that? I don't get it... What? The Hurei-Sen-Jin Why were they fighting so hard? Obsessed with the past, I guess Chosun disappeared and was reborn as a united Japan They're in denial about reality That's the problem Is that why you're obsessing about this case? If I had Korean blood... I would understand how you feel But let's be realistic You and I are Japanese You don't need to get emotional about something like that Sakamoto! I've never thought of you as a Korean Aha! You drag me all the way to this smelly dump... Being in Korean districts always gives me the creeps I just got here and was having a smoke I already had dinner You used to love sushi What happened? Like father, like son You love sushi just like your father Masao loved sushi, too when he was at your age Don't talk about my father - Sakamoto! - Please... Your father was a great police officer Then he wouldn't have been shot by a fellow officer Sakamoto! Yes, I'm not being very smart today I should've just congratulated you I know it's late, Sakamoto! Happy birthday! Is your investigation going well? We're still just getting started Did you know there was a similar case before? That time, too, we couldn't figure out Hureisenjin's motives Year 1985 The Vladivostok case Chronological table of Hureisenjin activities Attempted hijacking of Vladivostok barge Agent Sakamoto Masao found to be corrupt list of shipments Inoue Cultural Association Harbin Item ..... Access Denied! Access Denied! What are you staring at? I was wondering if it was related to this case Really? Hideyo! Why don't you get some new glasses? They're not pretty but my wife bought them for me... She likes them Then it can't be helped Here, the picture you asked for Oh, thanks! - What is it? - We over looked a simple detail This thing is over 20 meters away from where it was originally displayed So? It's rock so it's heavy and Look how big it is! There's no way it moved that far during the shootout Think about the guy who tried to escape They left this morning What do you mean? The rest of the exhibition's cancelled and everything is being moved back to Japan earlier than scheduled What is that asshole? Mission complete! Move out! Mission complete! Move out, K1! Answer me, K1! K1! Sakamoto! Let's go! K-team! Move out! This was the motive for the Ito Hall incident! That's the motivation! The so called Lunar Soul Extremely ancient. Exact age unknown The Inoue Foundation excavated excavated it in 1923 The excavation site was at Wandal Mountain near Harbin It was used in religious ceremonies Why would they steal something so useless? That's the key question We figured out that Finally, Hureisenjin got a Lunar Sou The Lunar Soul was their goal But still don't know why they needed it This is a list of similar cases 1975, the Inoue Anniversary Hall bombing 1985, the attempted hijacking of the Vladivostok Barge 1997, the attack on Inoue Hall One incident in 2005, two in 2006 five from 2007 to date including this And they are all connected to the Inoue Foundation Their goal is the Inoue Foundation? It can't be just a coincidence The two organizations must be related somehow There's no other logical explanation A full investigation into... the Inoue Foundation is necessary in order to find some answers Investigation? The Inoue Foundation is no easy match Hasty action without solid evidence is unacceptable The Inoue Foundation? Scared? Sakamoto, did you get the Commissioner's permission? The higher you get the scarier things get Even with solid evidence The Commissioner will hesitate But you can't investigate without the Commissioner's permission You saw the record on the Vladivostok case 24 years ago, right? The case where the Hureisenjin tried to hijack the barge? On the report it says they were after semiconductors But there were other things on the barge. You know what? More Inoue Foundation artifacts? Yes! The rock thing that was being shipped to Japan from Harbin The huge thing that Inoue wanted! That was on the barge That's what the Hureisenjin were after? Yes! What does that have to do with this case? Harbin! Harbin? Both the big rock artifact and the Lunar Soul were found in Harbin The conflict between the Hureisenjin and the Inoue Foundation must be related to that artifact I'm not sure how this fits in but it's too strange to be a coincidence Harbin is where the attempted assassination of Ito Hirobumi took place... It was Inoue who saved Ito at that time What do you want from me? Please tell us. I can't find any info about that artifact anywhere It's been erased from the Foundation's collection list. They have it, don't they? I said I don't know... What are you trying to hide? You think it's justifiable to barge in here and demand info about something from 24 years ago? I'm sorry, sir. We'll make an official request for your cooperation later We'll meet with the Chairman in person and... This is unacceptable! Who do you think you are to treat the Inoue Foundation like a criminal? Why are you avoiding answering? Wasn't the thing on the boat shipped from Harbin? Sakamoto! what's wrong with you? Calm down! What did you say your name was? Sakamoto Masayuki 1985, Vladivostok Now I remember Yes, there was a Korean police officer The Hureisenjin paid him off A corrupt cop... That has nothing to do with my question! A fellow officer shot him, I believe... - Answer the question! - Sakamoto Masao! - What is on that ship? - I said I don't know! I heard his son became a cop, too... Sakamoto! - What's wrong with you? - What! This attitude it's not like you! You saw that too He's hiding something for sure! That's why you got so upset? That's why you attacked him without thinking? Listen, we are police officers We have to be objective Don't drag your petty feelings about your father into this! What? All right My father was a corrupt cop. He was a Hureisenjin dog...! A filthy cowardly traitor! That's what you want to hear? You want to despise me? Fine, laugh away! There's tainted blood running through me Sakamoto! Calling your feelings petty was bad of me. Sorry I'm solving this case Harbin International Airport Congratulations! Ancient Koreans worshipped the sun and the moon This is where the templestone the altar where rituals to... the Sun god Haemosoo were carried out Professor Ono! What is the Lunar Soul? It's the knife used to cut off the head of the sacrificial animal They called it the Lunar Soul because it contained the spirit of the moon The Lunar Soul... it's a beautiful name, isn't it? That was 20 years ago Everyone here was against it but they were adamant People said there would be a curse... No one lives here now... That's right! It was the Inoue Foundation Commissioner's He's the one Saigo Shojiro! Say hello This is Mr. Inoue Kenji! Don't move! Do you know me? You must know me JBI agent Sakamoto Masayuki And also? A traitor who turns his gun on his own people How can a criminal be defending her people? A criminal? Then you're saying your father is a criminal too? We're Just trying to get our country back But no one wants to get it back You're just making Koreans suffer Cut the crap. You're just an errand boy for the Japanese Why don't you drop your backwards ideas! What? - Korea is gone! - Shut up! You can't shoot I can see it in your eyes Then you shoot me! You just don't have the courage to become like us! Sakamoto! You've been taken off the case You know why? Because you're Korean Please explain to me what this is You don't even know what you did! Did I tell you to investigate the Inoue Foundation? What are you trying to prove? The Inoue Foundation is the key to the case As long as they keep quiet the Hureisenjin... Shut up! You want to some sort of hero by investigating a powerful figure? You arrogant jerk! What was that stunt you pulled at the Foundation? The 1985 case was about the templestone The templestone is related to this case Excuses! That's enough! Investigating without reporting is grounds for suspension! Any objections? No, sir That letter... what was in it? It was a long letter... Everything about Sakamoto was in it At the end He said that you were a precious person to him and he hoped we would reconcile for your friendship Were you that upset for my scolding you for not eating kimchi? You had tears running down your face - No, I wasn't - Don't deny it It was just spicy, that's all I haven't been able to eat kimchi since then - You were a crybaby - No way That year remember the picnic? Stop it now! I put aside my case and went to all that trouble to make that lunch And you threw it away and cried because you were the only one... without your parents So I got mad at you I was just a kid No! I was a little hurt because you didn't understand me but, I was really mad at me for not able to take your father's place

I promised myself that I would never make you cry again I have to keep my promise to Masao Why did you give me info on the 1985 Vladivostok case? Sakamoto, you're mistaken about your father He wasn't a corrupt cop, like you think Yes, he did side with the Hureisenjin He thought that he had to do it for Korea I was 7 years old Did he have to abandon his family like that? No! Masao worried about you until the end He came to me the night before he went to Vladivostok He asked me to take care of you It was the only time I ever saw him cry You have to understand how much it hurt him to leave you behind He loved you more than anything Stop it! We're out of drinks I'll get it! You were drinking and got angry at being suspended You were arguing and then go mad, so you shot him? Answer! You're a cop so you know the drill Confess! Sakamoto! Keeping your mouth shut will do you no good Saigo, you do it Someone was after me He killed Takahashi thinking it was me - He died because of me... - Name? Name? Now you too He was like a father to me You know I didn't shoot him Just answer the question! You were holding the gun You didn't report it and your so-called intruder left no trace It's a conspiracy Isn't it? Saigo! Are you part of this? Look at me in eyes! Why are you trying to stop me? It's connected to the case, isn't it? Because you're protecting the Inoue Foundation? Why the hell are you doing this? Sakamoto, you are under arrest for the murder of Takahashi The bullets in the body was identified as yours Arrest him! You'll find a lot of friends in jail Since most of them are Koreans Hideyo, you got new glasses Oh... the old ones were out of style Don't come back Next time we meet you and I are enemies Where... Where am I? Someplace... not safe for you at all Don't go outside this room There are a lot of people after you Hey! Thanks! Don't move! You! You're Japanese, aren't you? Do you know how many of us died because of people like you? You wouldn't shoot... Don't come near me! Ouch! You're Herin's boyfriend, right? What? The only man allowed in this room is me! What's your name? Min-Jae! Min-Jae! Hey Hey, kid I can't stand... arrogant pricks What the hell do you think you're doing? Arrogant bastard Stop it There's someone who wants to see you Welcome, Sakamoto You know me? I knew your father Masao Sakamoto Do you know Choong-Kun Ahn? The assassin who attempted to kill Ito Hirobumi? Assassin... You have good reason to call him that How do you think history would have turned out if he had succeeded? And what about if Japan had lost World War ll? Atomic bombs were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1 945 and Korea gained independence...? The history you know has been tampered with The damage caused by the atomic bomb was horrendous Korea became independent and we lost the war However, Korea was soon engulfed in a civil war, and... We used that war as an opportunity to become a financially strong country with great power 2008, after 60 years of separation North and South Korea united to become a new nation with a strong economy and military Korea became a new icon in Asia It was then that a movement to try and regain the land that used to be ancient Korea started You may not know this, but Manchuria used to belong to ancient Korea Of course, the Chinese government would never begin to consider that but we managed to organize a joint research project between Korea, China, and Japan But the strangest thing was uncovered in the process That artifact held the secret about a doorway in time Fortunately, our research team found it first and immediately sent it to our organization That was the templestone And the Lunar Soul is the key that can open the doorway of time We wanted to erase the bitter defeat of the Pacific War and the bombing of Hiroshima... An extreme right-wing organization in Japan sent an assassin named Inoue to change history October 26, 1 909... Inoue went back exactly 1 00 years in history and stopped Choong-Kun Ahn from assassinating Ito in Harbin That was the starting point of our unfortunate history... Aren't you curious how history could be changed by only one man? Because Inoue had come from the future He knew what would happen for the next 1 00 years This our great secret and the Inoue Foundation has kept the templestone completely hidden until now... The Hureisenjin, judging from their actions obviously know this But there is no way they could know... When the door of time was about to close a female researcher was drawn in... She didn't realize until later what had happened to her She told her story to a resistance group They are the Hureisenjin of today I know it sounds unbelievable I thought so too at first... But for the past 1 00 years many comrades have fought and lost their lives for this unbelievable fact Your father was one of them... We are trying to right this warped history We believe the templestone will cross the Sea of Japan tomorrow This is our last chance in this distorted history of ours to erase the pain and sorrow we have had to suffer This is our only chance We have endured decades of humiliation for this day After tomorrow if our efforts end in failure this perverted timeline will continue and the truth will be silent forever in disgrace We cannot afford to lose this opportunity If we can't stop them the tragedy of losing the war and the atomic bomb will be repeated The house of Yuriko is no exception Yuriko and Keiko would not exist Most importantly How could we stand the Koreans challenging us? If I pass through the door of time will I be able to come back? The moment you pass through the door you can never come back You want me to believe that? Do you actually believe that? On what grounds? You think your father believed it? And those people over there? It would probably hard for anyone to believe it, like you now But we realized something Whether you believe or not is not important Look at that kid Like you, he lost his father Min-Jae! Do you think he understands what his father was trying to do? Things like independence and liberation? But Min-Jae is proud of his father He trusted his father He trusted that the things his father did were right He trusted his father's beliefs Min-Jae will always remember He believes his father's promise that he will come back That's his hope If someone were to take that hope away from him what could we do for him? Where is it? What do you mean? The Hureisenjin hideout This is just a bar... What? Search! You take the second floor Okay. Move out What is it? It's all because of that bastard He ought them here I should have killed him earlier - Min-Jae! - Min-Jae, Watch out! Are you trying to get yourself killed? This way Quick! There's no time to lose No. You have to come with us We split up now doesn't mean we'll never meet again Sir! There's nothing left for me to do The rest is up to you Take Myung-Hak and go! What are you doing? Agh! Myung-Hak! I'm counting on you Good-bye! You bastards! Goodnight! Goodnight! Miss Keiko! Goodnight, Daddy! Goodnight, Keiko! Yes, I see! I'll see you Be careful! Busan Port, Pier 1 Seraching! Congratulation! Thanks! No! Sakamoto! I can't let you go I can't let you rewrite Japan's history Don't try to stop me, Saigo This is the nation that many have died to regain I don't want to lose it again Sakamoto! Shoot, Sakamoto! One of us has to die! Shoot! Now, Shoot! Sakamoto! If you don't shoot I will! Sakamoto! Excuse me... 2009, The Independence Memorial Hall These people are the ones who gave their lives to reclaim our country Without them you wouldn't be here Everyone knows the great independence fighters AHN and YOO, right? Yes! Choong-Kun Ahn...

Blue Film Film It Suda presents in association with lvision Entertainment Blue Film a Ditto Entertainment production Shin Ha-gyun Kim Hee-sun Executive Producer PARK Kang-gyu Screenplay JANG Jin Coproducer SEO Il-shik Cinematography LEE Suk-hyun Lighting GOH Young-kwang Production Design KIM Jung-tae Prop JEONG Min-young Recording JEONG Goon (live) Editing GOH lm-pyo Music LEE Jae-jin Sound Live Tone Producer PARK Sang-gyu Director KIM Jung-kwon Daddy, are you ok? Daddy, what's that? - That's Mars - Is it friends with earth? Not yet But soon they will be How do you know that? Because I'll soon go there to do that You're gonna make them become friends? Then how will I see you? Do you remember that water globe I gave you? Think of that as Mars, then I'll always be with you A LETTER FROM MARS - I won! - I did... - Hey I... - Do again then... - Again! - Okay, again Now, one, two, three! - I won - No I did Then do it again... - I'll go first - Ready? So-hee! Come play with us! Seung-jae can probably open his eyes under water No, he can't Why is he doing that? Can't you just buy another one? My daddy gave that to me before he went to Mars Talking about Mars again Only the president, an astronaut and rich people can go to Mars, stupid Right, Kyung-soo? Not rich people, you idiot Mailmen! They can go 'cause they need to deliver mails See! Your dad didn't go to Mars He's dead We saw the whole funeral ceremony - You made her leave! - Stop it Stop kicking up the dust! - Why d'you hit me for? - That sounded painful His head always makes that sound Whatever Stop hitting me so hard I'm your other but you're only nice to So-hee His head always makes that sound? It must be made of rocks Shut up! Stop it! Why are you so late? We were waiting for you Were you cleaning after school? No I sent a letter to daddy in Mars - Dummy, it's not gonna get there - Yes, it will Right, Seung-jae? - Did you put a stamp on it? - Yes - And the zip code? - Huh? I don't know if it'll get there without the zip code - Should I send it again? - Later If it doesn't get there You guys go ahead I left something at school Let's go Hello What are you doing here? Sir I'm sorry - Let me see - Wait - Stay still - Wait please It hurts... lt hurts... - Please... slowly - You... you... What are you trying to steal? Are you trying to get report card out? If you got bad grades then you should be grounded - No, sir That's not it - Be quiet! Go home and ask your mom for some ointment I don't ever want to catch you doing this again Sir! What do you want? Dear Daddy in Mars, I'll be there next week Wait for me - You need help with anything? - Nope - You want anything to eat? - No thank you Don't study too hard - Is this it? - Yes So, you want me to personally deliver this? - So-hee? - I don't like her - Sorry Can't do it - Please! Kid, you gotta put a stamp on! Ah... - Hello - Oh you're So-hee To my dearest So-hee It's not as lonely as you may think here Your mommy is here and so is your grandpa You can't see us here in Mars, but we can always see you I know you want to come here, but not yet To come here, you need legal documents and recommendation letter from your teacher Plus, you need to get permission from the Mars' president only given to a married person So, for now, forget about coming here and just focus on your study Lastly, Seung-jae cares about you deeply and I believe you guys are match made in heaven Match made in heaven? He's just telling us to keep our good friendship I'm scared Do you know the multiplication table? Then repeat after me 2x2=4 - 2x2=4 - 2x2=4 - 2x3=6 - 2x3=6 - 2x4=8 - 2x4=8 Seung-jae! So-hee! - 4x8=32 - 4x8=32 - 4x9=36 - 4x9=36 Seung-jae! So-hee! 2x2=4 - 2x2=4 - 2x2=4! - 2x3=6 - 2x3=6 2x4 Dad! Here! We're here! Dad!! Seung-jae! So-hee! Dad! Dad! You bastard! - Cool down - Hey, come on Hey, let me go - Cool down - You bastard... What? From tomorrow on, pay more attention to So-hee's Grandma - So-hee's leaving tomorrow? - Yes - Where is she going? - To her aunt's place in Seoul For how long? Well, she's transferring school So I guess it'll be for Lucky! Heard there're 1000 students 100 teachers in one school We should move there, too Hi Hi - Hi - Hi A magazine and let's see Sun-mi, it's end of a month and you also got some tax forms Here, drink this It's warm Instead of soda you should drink this with this medicine That's ok I'm pretty strong I watched you ride up the hill and you didn't do so good I didn't? Please drink it - You're very kind. Thank you - I'll take that Well... - Why don't you get a bell? - A bell? Oh, I don't really need it No, you should get one Then you can ring it and we would know you're in the neighborhood Well - Anyway. Be careful - Thank you That feels good Mr Kim Try to take it slowly What? Just resting only makes me unhealthier Human bodies are like bicycles If you don't work them, they are gonna rust I bet I'm still in better condition than you are Anyway I don't know why, but since the dam construction announcement, the mail delivery amount has doubled Is there anything good news at the village will be under water sooner Have you started packing? No. The decision is not even finalized, yet How's your father? Why are you smiling like that? He's good still stubborn as always And the same of temper Well, that's what keeps him going - I'll stop by sometime, Go home - Yes, sir Grandma, it's cold out Why didn't you stay in the house? It's cold inside, too Grandma, come here You got a letter from So-hee - I'll read it to you - Yeah To my dearest grandma How was your week? Mine was good Seoul doesn't seem to get too cold even in the winter Recently, l joined a prestigious company here in Seoul I'm so happy I'm pretty swamped with work but as soon as I get some time off I'll come visit you Meanwhile please don't do any hard work If you need help with anything please ask Seung-jae If Seung-jae doesn't listen to you... Hit him hard I'll keep studying and working here You don't need to worry about me dating a boy I trust you to pick a nice boyfriend for me Anyway, I'll write again next week, Take care and be well Love you very much, So-hee - Wow! She's really great - That's my girl What's this? Is it good? She's the main character and that's her sister But, later she finds out she's actually her mother It's always the same storyline But, I still get a kick out of watching it You always drool like a cracked teapot Maybe you need a bib I'm just kidding - Mr... Kim... - What, dad? Mr... Kim... stop... by... He's asking why Mr Kim never comes by Amazing! How do you understand him? - How do you do? - What's going on? Shut up, will you? - Hello? - If he's not home, just hang up Is this LEE Ho-gul's residence? I'm very sorry about this - Take care - Yes Hey, Ho-gul, I don't want to see you here again. Understood? It's cold out Please go inside Thank you, again Be careful when you wash yourface Blot this on with a cotton ball You're a pro at this Years of experience, you know Thank, you How much do I owe you? That's alright No Really Don't worry about it I got enough medicine to last me a lifetime Just take it whenever you need it Well, then. Thank you Well if you want, you can buy me a dinner Right, I'll buy you something delicious You got lucked out because of me Ouch! Stop hitting my head! I'm not a kid! Mom's not gonna like her What? She's too old Shut up Anyway, what are you gonna do? Don't worry. I'll take care of it I got about 3 millions won saved up We can use that to settle this Seung-jae I'm really sorry. I... - Actually... - If you're really sorry Then behave stop acting like a fool It's not that. How should I put it I kinda spent your money I said I'm sorry. I really am I said I'm sorry then... Come here! Do you know what I went through to save that money? One ticket to Jeonju, please 12,900 won, please Less than a year left till the dam construction No point in fighting anymore I've already sold most of my tools And you are with me... Hey, did your dog have babies? What? Yes, she did Stop distracting me, So anyway I need your help You know... The Green whatever They're getting in our way If we get our hands on this matter before others get involved How many? Hey! Three 2 female and 1 male Ok? So anyway, Seung-jae It's not only for me If we get the compensation money, then it'll be good for your family too For real Who's the father? Seung-jae! I'm worried about your dog She was always pretty weak and you know how dogs get even weaker after giving birth I'm worried Seung-jae! Grandma, you scared me! Seung-jae? Not married yet? Married? You never left this place? I lived in Seoul for a bit I was working at my uncle's restaurant, but, it wasn't for me - No? No About that time, my father got sick. So I came home Here... Everything's the same Nothing ever changes here Don't you feel suffocated? Hey, uncle Deuk-sam is getting married later Remember him? Craterface from the melon farm? Ah Remember he used to give us free melons? I remember I used to cry 'cause I was scared of his face Right He's getting married now? You should come with your grandma Everyone's gonna be there I will - Seung-jae! - Yeah Seung-jae! Hold it with your left hand Like this Like this Ok Hold this for a sec Groom bow to the ide Bride bow to the groom, again Ouch! What? Seung-jae, So why did So-hee come back? Probably to spend time with her grandma before she passes away Hasn't she done something? Maybe she got pregnant Shut up Why? Eun-ja came back pregnant Eun-ja barely went to school, but So-hee is a college graduate What does that got to do with getting pregnant? Huh? The village got smaller Roads look narrower What do you do? Oh You work at the post office? Yes Where is the bank? Around the corner, there's an agricultural cooperative There, you'll find the Livestocks Cooperatives National Federation of Fisheries Cooperatives Do you have KB Bank? Is there a bathhouse? Out in the town Does it have a sauna? I'm assuming there's no li ary How about an internet cafe? A pharmacy? Yes! Do you have Tylenol? No Let's go to a bigger pharmacy Thank you I'll just take 2 bottles of health drink 600 won! It'll be here soon Who are they? Green' something A dam will be built up there And all this will be under water Under water? It's not definite yet. Just plans Since there's a strong opposition, it might not happen Breakdown of ecosystem! Must be stopped! Must be stopped! It's not easy to come out here How often do you make this trip? Me? Everyday Why? For work There was a post office overthere That's the main post office and I work at a anch office I think I was in 8th grade when I last received your letter Was it? It wasn't your letter. It was daddy's letter from Mars How can you send a fake letter to a middle schooler? Well. I... Writing a fake letter must be your hobby Even till now Look. It's our village Look, Seung-jae From Sijung Ri to Sammal... Our river and Songmun idge But, what is this about anyway? It's about the areas that will disappear due to the dam That dam is making us pretty famous, huh? You're happy about that? Don't you watch the news? Our village's gonna be sunk under water because of that dam Where are they gonna get all that water? They're trying to scare us Oh... my Trying to scare us? For what? Mr Park what do girls like? Who's the girl? The girl at the pharmacy? No! I'm just curious What do women like? Yes Definitely this... This... You bastard... What are you looking at! From my experience, women like You just need to be good at this Stop it, I don't want to that's what they all say But don't pay too much attention to what they say Just be manly and she'll fall for you If you wait, then she's gone Love is all about winning Good for you It's wisdom gained from a painful experience Not that kind of stuff You mean 'dating'? Something like that Women like sexy men! Are you sure? Turn to next page That's what it says So-hee, do you So-hee, why don't we So-hee! So-hee! So-hee! So-hee! God! My shoe! You need some medicine That's ok. lt'll heal No. It's badly cut I'm not gonna die But, anyway, what will you do about your bike? That's ok I was gonna replace it anyway That's good You should go But Just go! What are you looking at? You want to know why I ran away? No Your foot hurts

Seung-jae come in That's ok Come in 2x1=2, 2x2=4, 2x3=6, 2x4=8, 2x5=10 2x6=12 2x7=14 2x8=16 2x9=18 I didn't steal that money Half of it belongs to my dad He gave it to my aunt to raise me But now, she says she has no money for my tuition She has money for her daughter's private tutor but not for me Does that make sense? I... I'll never forget today I'll show everyone that I can do it on my own Then I can laugh about what happened today Seung-jae, Are you asleep? No Come here. It's warmer Your heart is so pure When I'm with you, You make me feel so innocent You're very kind... Always... Thank you for staying with me - Where are you going, sir? - Excuse me? 21st floor is cafeteria I don't think a VP would be eating there No. I eat at the cafeteria So-hee! Sir, is the VP also a member of the 'Royal Family'? No. He's a self-made man He was sent to America for an adoption when he was only 6 He received MBA all by himself He's pretty impressive Here are marketing plans from our new recruits Thank you May I ask why you've requested for them? Just to see if there are any fresh ideas Take yours back Sir, nothing was chosen? I stayed up a week straight working it You thought it'd be that easy? Read over VP's note on each one It feels like a report card ' Would you give me a chance? ' I hope you're well I haven't heard from you in last 2 months It snowed here As I watch my neighbors get busy with clearing snow off their doorsteps I felt my heart rush a bit I'm getting ready forthe winter as well There isn't much A small town mailman needs to do But, if there's something that I must do, then I should do it now In any case, I hope this winter will soon be over I hope to see you before this winter passes I really would like to see you Dad. You're making a mistake Get... out... bastard Ho-gul! I know you don't want to hear me say it but the village will sink We're gonna get kicked out anyway So, what difference does it make? Can't you see I'm doing this for us? For Dad and his illness? He doesn't even know Let's talk about... Forget it. Why don't you go and kiss ass to grandma Hey, Deuk-sam! Yeah... Yes Hey Hi. Have you eaten? Seung-jae! Don't worry about it Just let it be But, about So-hee's grandma... What about her? So-hee's aunt sold her land here A realtor came by with paperwork and asked me to mail it to Seoul Does she know about this? Probably not You'd better tell her, then Let her not plant on government property And a day after tomorrow, deliver this paperwork to Seoul personally To Seoul? Your paperwork is in there too The postmaster at Dobong post office wants to see you He's a friend of mine Just introduce yourself It's time to start thinking about a new job When I was in America, I had many older others with all different backgrounds One of them taught me this But, now, I can't remember who it was When I was 7 for the first time in my life, I got a gift from my dad And I was so happy But, 2 days later he passed away And, now I'm so afraid of this feeling of happiness Please promise me that you won't die without me Her name is Yoon So-hee I don't know who that is If you see her, you can't forget her She's about this tall and has beautiful eyes with long straight hair... She's beautiful! Anyone who shows up here with just a name is always a sales person So, what are you? I'm a mail man! Boy... You're persistent I have to see her Excuse me! He's my client So-hee! Your aunt told me you work here Wow, pretty impressive company! It's been awhile since I moved out Then the letters I've sent you... I never got them Oh. That's what happened So, what ings you here? Well... I had some business with... Post office in Seoul... Uhm... I came to see you You're still sweet But, I'm really busy right now I'm sorry but you should go You heard about big corporate like this We have very tight schedule and it's not very flexible That's ok. I'll wait No. I mean... Words get around here so fast and I can't really say you're my family member and... You know what I mean? Then I'll wait for you at some other place. Take your time No. Really You should go So-hee Are you angry that you never got my letters? I didn't mean for that to happen I really did send them If you tell me your new address I'll send them again No You don't have to l just want to leave the childhood memories as they are But, That day... Seung-jae, we're both adults We were adults at that time We had good feelings for each other and things happened But that's that I'm happy with my life right now And... I'm in love with someone And he proposed to me last night. We're thinking about getting married this spring He's a really good person Just think of it as a gift from a friend Grab something to eat on your way back home Right. I mean, I'm pretty hungry... I was waiting for you and... I forgot to eat... Well... Seung-jae! Where will you move to? I don't know, yet We're moving to Jinan It has cheap real estate and also has a hospital and a big post office If you want I can look into a place for you there Sun-mi, when will you get married? What? Married? Well... I have to find a man first What kind of a man do you like? I don't know I guess... I like men who have clear eyes and soft lips... I'm so embarrassed Sun-mi, let's get married You like me, right? I mean, you don't have to like me, but you're interested in me. So, can't we get married? If you don't want to, then forget it Bastard! How can you say that so easy? You know I've always liked you... I tried to forget you so many times, But I couldn't I ordered all those magazines just to see you everyday You know I don't read any of them. You didn't even get a bell for your bike... And now, you ask me to marry you and... Just like that... Bastard You're such a bastard... So-hee, what happened? - What? - About VP What is he gonna do now? What are you talking about? The bankruptcy I heard his loss adds up to a few 1 million wons I'll call you later 2x3=6... 2x4=8... 2x6=12... 2x7=14... 2x8=16... 2x9=... 18... The reason for our gathering here today is... Lately we became awkward with each other due to the dam construction matter But, we used to be so close Like one big family So before we all leave, we should take this time to mend our friendships Please enjoy Should I clear the table? You're acting strange today Open the door, will you? Aren't you cold? The wind is quite chilly He snores so loud Grandma, where are you going? I'm going to see my son It's late Wait till morning and I'll go with you That's ok Don't go If I go, then So-hee will come So-hee's coming? You go back to sleep I'll be alright Wait, don't you want to take this? I got no use for that You can have it if you want How are you? Grandma... Did you see her go? Were you with her? Grandma... Did she go to Mars? Daddy is there... Did she go there? She doesn't know how to write... How will she send me letters? She was in peace Good. That's good Seung-jae... Remember that ook where we used to go play? And catch fish? A bit down from it, there was a stream... That's Noruet stream... And further down, there was a river... Songnae River. It's a wide river That must be it, then I saw you in my dream and... You were there... By that river You were fishing there The sun was warm and the wind was cool Sitting there by the riverside you looked so happy Sometimes. When I was down I thought about going there I thought I could see you if I went there and sit next to you lean on you... and just rest for a little there... You can come anytime I'm always there You're late! Come on Let's go Seung-jae, were you cold? Seung-jae! Seung-jae! Seung-jae! Seung-jae! Sorry Is this the residence of Yoon So-hee? Yes. That's me You got a mail and a package From who... We only have kimchi soup or miso soup I'll have miso soup Do you have a room for a night? I have one, but it's a bit damp You want it? Yes. I'll take it I'll give you a good price for it Thank you. And ma'am... Do you know where I can find post office workers who worked here? Post office? Mr. Kim! It's me. So-hee This is Songnae River, right? Nothing has changed Do you know where Seung-jae is? He sent me a package but I can't make out the postmark He sent it to me on my birthday I didn't think he'd still do this But I guess he was thinking back to when we were kids This postmark is not from Korea I've never seen it before Happy birthday Happy birthday Much time have passed since we saw each other I came here because I missed you so much Now, I can see you Whenever I close my eyes and say my wish This is Mars. This is what we've been chasing after What we didn't know was that the whole time it's been right here right in our hearts So we can meet anytime And get back whenever we want to Here, where I thought I would come when I am dead Was just here in our heart When you have anything you wish not to forget When you find your most cherished moment in your heart... then, we'll see each other there Until then, take care of yourself Seung-jae, from Mars Today... I realized the planet in his story is the place that I already knew And for the first time in a long time, I sent a letter to Mars

I will see you later Look at a person when you greet them And you call yourself a man? Why, you at! Mom, do you have some money? I'm supposed to go to the movies with a friend... Damn. I just wanna see a movie, dammit. Hey, hey, Chang-Guk! Watcha looking at? I want playboy, you got it? I got it 9 dollar, 9 dollar Why are you so late! What are you doing? Looks about 30 pounds, 30 Load it up Oh, give me one more! After I bone it it'll only be 20 pounds I'm being generous, as it is Move your ass over Pull! Pull it you dumbass! Pull it you dumbass! Hey, you do it! Fucking moron! Light the burner and ing it in! Enjoy your stew! Oh, you're here? How much? What do you mean, how much? Just give me the usual Okay Look! It does mean pleasure Hey, then look up this one o. R. G. A. N. I. Z. E What are you doing? Squeeze some more yellow paint It got returned again It's not like you've sent one or two Why not stop sending them now? Welcome Where are the canned mackerels? What? Canned mackerels... where are they? There aren't any! Not for sale! Why not? This is Korea! Speak in Korean! I'll be in the U. S. Soon enough! Where are they? Hurry up and give it! Get out! I won't sell to you! Get out! Get out! Not for sale! Get out already! You pushing me? Don't you be twisting your tongue around here! You gonna get out? You bitch! Of all the rotten... rotten luck! Bastard... you weren't like this when you were a boy You learned English well... listened to your mom... Shut up, you whore! Before I stomp you to death! Told you to stop this craziness! Damn bastard! I was wrong! Stop it! Please stop! Chang-Guk! He hit you again? The rotten bastard! Don't you call my son a bastard! You're probably the only woman who gets beat up by her at... I told you I'd make sure it never happened again! You hit my son and I'll kill you! Let me see... Dammit! You, you wanna become like me, too? Ma'am! Here's your monthly pension Please give me your stamp You're lucky to have such an honorable father... Did your father die in the Baekma-Goji Battle? Doesn't that bother you? Your other shot you with a toy gun, right? Let me see Let's see how bad it is It's not enough to take my eye you gotta cripple my dog, too? Why do you leave it anywhere? And! Why is your eye my fault? We were both playing! Who said to move? And you can still see fine out of one eye! You two fight all the time! Dammit Where did your husband die? At the Fight of Nakdong River? Many died there too... I don't know They'd have to find the body first! Whew! What are you going to do about your daughter's eye? They could fix it at the American Military Hospital... If you're finished, leave! I feel bad for your daughter that's all. She has her whole life ahead of her... Whenever I hold an arrow I remember the war At the Battle of Nakdong River we fought with a North squadron I shot three of them dead! So why didn't you get a medal? Exactly That's why the government's screwed up! They don't give to them who deserve it. But them cowards at the rear they get one! Take a look at this! For this service all I get is a measly 30 dollars a month That's disgusting! Pull it down, quick! What's wrong? This is as good as a medal... Fuck! You think anyone gets a medal? Arrogant asshole! You who come from licking Yankee asses... Still, I've never killed anyone! Whenever you open your mouth it's the war Are you so proud of killing three men of our same blood? Tell me! Sergeant Kim! Are you so proud of shooting three men dead? Bastard, don't even know who's on top and who's at the bottom! That's why you always have dog blood on your hands! Sure! Let's see if you don't sell your mutt to me! Care to lay some money down? Who's betting at this sacred archery field? You're talking shit! In the old days, a butcher like you wouldn't be allowed to shoot arrows! Only wealthy farmers could! Times have gotten better... even a meat-hacking bastard gets to shoot arrows... God-dammit! A meat-hacker! You done talking? You guys have to fight every time you meet? That's enough, people You want to see me grab a dog right now? Patience, got to be patient Just let him be He's asking for it! Shit! All he's got is that dingy pride of his You gonna play a game? You go first! Really? Yes Will you be quiet! What are you doing undressed? Crazy bitch! Mom! Did you see my puppy? Don't know! Hey, Jihum About this big... its fur is white with some black mixed in... Little shmucks, at it already! Go home now! Anyone here? Welcome We're here to sell this dog We found it on the street I don't need such young... I don't take puppies Take it away Students stealing puppies... Shit! Even if it's a puppy it's still dog meat why won't she buy it? Let's kill it ourselves and then sell it Then she won't know it's a puppy! Get over here! Get over here! What... dammit! Who said to look at girls? It's because of guys like you we soldiers get a bum wrap! That's right, asshole! I can't get used to it here I think I'll go crazy without a woman! Yeah I got a problem with that There is a problem You think I want to be here? I'm doing my part for world peace World peace? Who thinks like that? Probably just us Americans Hey, come over here If you don't come I'll kill you Do you like coke? Hey, you do it! You dick! You think I like doing this? Why'd you hit my girlfriend yesterday? That bastard! Hey! Don't you run! Asshole! See if you don't come back! What are you doing? Get back to work, now! What the hell? Get out of here! Get out of here! Get back to work, now! Get out of here! Get out of here! Bastard I won't use the likes of you! Hey, that's enough! You're going to hurt the meat! Come here! Stupid moron, that's the way you should have done it! Then I wouldn't have hit you so much! Here, have a swig Here, have a swig To be a dog dealer you gotta outstare them! When a dog looks straight at you it's scary, right? You know what the scariest eyeball of them all is? It's the human eye You know why the dogs look away from me? Because there's fire in my eyes Here look! Hey, you want to go to your father's land, don't you? Answer in English... You bastard, your mother taught you English by beating it into you, didn't she? To speak good English no good thing You gotta do everything those Yankees tell you to, everything Everything! You hit my girlfriend one more time She's your mom but she's my girlfriend! From before you were born! Look at me like Dog-Eye! Stop looking at me! My eye's about to explode! Hey come over here, stupid You hear what I'm saying? If I went to school I'd be two grades ahead of you But you don't, moron! What do you know better than us? Okay, I'll ask you in English so answer back in English You want to go to school, too, huh? He asked if you wanted to go to school! What's your dream? What do you want to be? This is for being so dumb, got it? Answer! Got it? Uh-huh With respect! Yes We're not taking your money we're exchanging it with an English textbook! Give me some more! What did you do? Tell me! Fuckin'I outta... What are you guys doing? Oh, hey, cross- eed! Say it again! If they do that again, tell me What's this? Have you ever seen a naked girl in person? This is boring! She's not undressing! Are you ok? Look at me! It's okay. Look, you got a little cut, that's all How could she poke me with a pencil? Oh, it hurts Does it hurt a lot? Shit! I'm going home Having fun? I guess you saw me naked like these pictures... even playing... with my puppy You saw what the puppy did... I felt weird Just like dogs, right? Get up, you bastard! It's a gun! Shoot it! Do it! You don't have the guts Shoot it! Let see you! Hey! You going home? Yes Do you want something to eat? No? Eat up! Eat up! Can you pull your hair back once? I'm not making fun of you I just want to see if it can be fixed Pull your hair back Why did you run? Who ran away? I needed to take a leak! You think we American soldiers are dogs, sir? To take a leak anywhere? Something's fishy here I exercise the right to inspect your things Inspect? What did I do? We're on alert these days because of drugs Please cooperate Drugs? Sure. Go ahead I'm sorry How old are you? Eighteen Go home You bastard! Go! Now! Wait! Eighteen is still underage in Korea! Don't soil the honor of the world's greatest American army What the hell? Wait! Eunok, walk straight! Eunok, what's wrong with you? Have you been drinking? Eunok! What's wrong with you? Why you at... 35 pounds! Is that all? He's at least 40 pounds Try weighing him again Forget it! You should be thankful I'm buying your mutt Uh, okay. What a temper... Load it up! What are you doing, stupid! Get it in the noose! Um... could we maybe let this one live? He's my friend's dog... Talking dog-shit, you bastard Hurry up with that noose, you dick! Go! Why that bastard! Get over here, you bastard! You got any sense in ya, dickhead? You! Stop right there! Hey, Dog-Eye! The dog's here lying dead in our yard. Hurry over! Where did you bury it you moron? Where did you bury it? Tell me now, you moron! I don't have the money to pay it back so where is it buried? Dammit! Hey! What are you looking at? You're in training! Move ahead Shit! That crazy bastard... Good work Do some work! Some work! What are you doing? Get back to work? Dammit! You think being manager makes you God? What! Move! Move! Do some work! Some work! No trouble, okay? Hey! Hi There's one missing Did you take it? How'd you like it? Felt good, huh? Hey! You want a lift? It's okay. Come on! That bastard, you rotten son of a bitch! Where are you going, with a baby? Bastard What? We're just riding a bike What's the matter? You think I don't know what you are? Pretend to be nice and then eat her up! I served three years at Camp Carol Eunok, do you want to end up like Chang-Guk's mom? Hurry up and go home! What are you saying now? You can't give me our pension? By any chance, have you heard from Mr. Wonil Jang? How can I hear from a dead person? You see... actually they say Wonil Jang didn't die in the war that he's alive in North Korea It's been confirmed that Wonil Jang voluntarily went to the North... Voluntarily went to the North?! So what we're saying is if Wonil Jang comes here quickly report it to this man And in the future, if you leave the village even for a day, please report to us Your children, too Are you keeping an eye on us? The family of a soldier who received a medal of merit? You're no longer a family of a merited soldier but a soldier who defected to the North It's 180 degrees different Keep this in mind... we're always watching you... Please return the medal and certificate of merit by tomorrow, please Don't cry They say father's alive! What use is he alive now? What are we going to live on? Damn! Why take it out on me? You... what's wrong with you? What's wrong? Who's the bastard? Tell me now! Look at me! Come here, bastard! You, you, you... Hey, asshole, get up Go in. Go in, now Do you have some money? Hey! They're hiring over in the next village female factory workers to make underwear for American soldiers Watcha gonna do at home? You got kicked out of school anyway Oh! Get out! Get out and die you worthless-! Dammit! They're commie bastards who got executed during the war! They're small, small commies These bastards these bastards did this to my leg! Is there anything else? Look here Look here, shouldn't you report that to the police? Report whatever... this rusty thing? Take the bones already and bury them by the river! I thought the water in our well was tasty... You know They say rotting corpses make the water taste good! - Clean this up! - Yeah

I bet it'll shoot It's been a long time since I've heard a gunshot Makes me think of the war How many commies did your father kill? Three That's right, three commies! But no medal! Dammit! You can't tell anyone about the gun It's okay. Let me see Look at me, like this Wow! With a normal eye you'd be a shoo-in for Miss America Do you want eye surgery? That's easy enough for the American Military Hospital to take care of If I help you, will you be my sweetheart? You can really fix my eye? You bet! I... I'm getting eye surgery today It's that American soldier, right? No! Don't get the surgery! You... you want me to spend the rest of my life only half living? Hold me Hold me... hold me No! I like you the way you are! Does this look okay to you? Tell me the truth! Can you smile at this confidently for the rest of your life? Can you? Can you see me? You got paid today, right? You got paid today You haven't studied! I'll ask you again, an easy one Why can't we be friends? My name...? Who asked you your name? Let's try it again with me! If you can't answer me then you take five blows from me! You're a mix-blooded bastard, right? Yeah! That's right, asshole! Your mom was a western princess who sold herself to American soldiers, right? Yeah, my mom was a western princess You fuckin'piece of shits! It's dicks like you who are so English hungry that'll go a oad and come back to sell off our country! Hurry up and answer! The rest, you hit him! Go ahead! You said only five blows! You like this? You like the ring? Now you can wear your hair back You happy? Yes It's LSD Some doctor discovered it by mistake trying to make some painkiller If I didn't have you and this I'd go crazy right now Here One's okay You won't get addicted I'm sorry! Don't take it if you don't want to I just wanted to let you know how I feel I'm suffocating My home has no mountains just flat plains as far as the eye can see not like Korea So I have a hard time here being blocked in by mountains If it weren't for you, I'd be AWOL already. Believe me... You'll feel good in a second Let me see your eye You see alright? Do you want to go to the States with me? I could take you... Come here where are dog-eye? What a surprise! What ings you to the butcher's? Don't get your hands bloody use that Dammit! My hands are bloody just the same! Ouch! I have a question! No! My husband name is michel! Please make me in the camp My husband name is michel! I want to my husband's address Please tell me the address of my husband's camp Dammit! Who is it? Hey! Who is it?! What? All the wallets are gone! Someone went through our clothes! You went into the shed for some water before, right? I just had some water, that's all! Liar! You stealing mix-blooded bastard! What did you say? You bastard! What are you doing right now? This bastard stole our wallets and is trying to back out of it! I didn't do it! I saw you going in there, too... What? You think being the owner is everything? You're more suspicious! Where are your things? What! This is ridiculous! Honey! Look at that! Hey, why are you stealing our stuff? Weren't you gonna throw this out? What? The bitch has a lot to say being a thief! So I'll give it back! A big fuss over a few cabbages! What gibberish is that coming from your thieving bitchy mouth? Picking ones that aren't even fully grown! Go plant them back! What? Thieving bitch? Bitch! It's because you're so shameless your life's a mess! What! Crazy bitch! Why am I a crazy bitch? Bye-bye Damn people... That bastard! You son of a bitch! Why do you keep hitting her? Why? Don't you have any pity for your mom? The bastard He won't hit you again I kicked the living shit out of him You bastard who are you to hit my son! He's already such a poor boy... Fuck! What the hell am I supposed to do? Shoot! Go ahead! Ah! That bastard! Rotten son of a bitch! What are you doing right now? Chang-Guk, what's going on with you today? Mom! Just bear it for a minute! Please! Mom! Mom! Mom! I was wrong all this time! Please forgive me! I want to live happily with you, too! Killed dogs and killed like a dog Is that a thing to say in front of the dead? Chang-Guk... Where is your son? Your son killed the dog butcher! Get out! Get out! Chang-Guk! Chang-Guk! Chang-Guk! ...the Ministry of National Defense is now searching for soldiers heroes who participated in the war who weren't awarded their medals due to administrative mistakes Soldiers whose commanding officer put in a request for a medal during the war, please report to the Ministry of National Defense Civil Office by the 27th... Serial Number 72281444 Sergeant Jungho Kim! Division Commander Major General Junghak Lee! Regiment Commander Lieutenant Colonel Ulsung Jang Commander Kidong Kim At the Battle of Nakdong River I killed 3 enemy soldiers You have it? Here. Now do you believe me? Look Who didn't believe you? We were just having our fun with you Is it made out of platinum? Oh, careful Whether it's platinum or onze, who cares? It's all about the honor, right? Huh? It's nice. Beautiful! Dammit! Hey! Give me some money! Do you really like American soldiers that much? You whoring bitch! Shit! Let go you son of a bitch! Shameless bastard! Playing with my younger sister like that and being stingy with some dollars! You're better off without a other like that Chang-Guk! Chang-Guk! Hey! You didn't forget the last time, did ya when you hit me? Whatcha looking at? You bastard! Lower your eyes! Hey! You know you look really scary... Shit! I've had it with this crap! You think I'm your henchman? Have you gone crazy? Arrows are not to be shot like that Here! Give it here You've got to first hold the bow correctly... Look straight at the target and hold your eath It's to empty your mind Now pull it straight back like this Got it? Try it once Hold it good If you're excited you'll miss the target That's good! It's that bastard who didn't want you to get the surgery! What's he to you? Look me in the eye and tell me! Now that your eye is fixed yo're just going to dump me, huh? Just like you people, sucking all the sweet juices and then spitting it out You think I don't know? Go! Get out! You're all like that! You forget already what I've done for you? Get out of here! Fucking whore! I don't need you! Mom! Chang-Guk! Chang-Guk! Chang-Guk! Chang-Guk! Chang-Guk! Go away! Go away! Lower! The enemy can spot you! You listening to me? I said, lower you fucking moron! You'll be spotted! Damn it! Where's the enemy? Son of a bitch! That's an order! Crawl! What the hell are we doing here in someone else's backyard? You like war that much? You lost your mind? Shoot! The enemy's right here! So shoot! Why can't you? What the hell! From this moment I'm outta of here! No! No! I'm not a soldier anymore You want another? Come lie down! Now! Stay still! I'll carve my name real pretty! - Eunok! - Mom bitch! Kill me! Do it! There's no hope for me anyway... Freeze! Come and get me! Put the gun down! You're under arrest for being AWOL and for the possession of drugs! Come and get me! Send me back to the U.S.! I'm sick of it here! If you don't, I'll... Are you really not going to talk? Whose arrow is this? You shoot with each other so you would know! We shot at the same time! If you don't talk all three of you are going to jail! It's mine! This is really your arrow, correct? That's right. So go ahead... Hey, Officer Lee He got a medal from the war can't you go easy on him? It's not like the arrow killed him He's an American soldier! An American! Take him away Let my father go! I shot him! You at! Stop your crap! Hurry up and go home, you at! - What's going on here? Did you really shoot him? - Yes You small twit! Have you no fear shooting an American soldier! Why are you hitting someone else's son? This bastard's really asking for it! Hey, what do we have here? Open your mouth! Ok! Huh? What are you doing here? This bastard... You did it, too, right? The girl's eye may be whacked but her body was something else! You saw her perky easts! Pressing really close... What the hell Office sir! Hey! What are you doing? Let go, you son of a bitch! Hey, snap out of it Get it loose! Breathe. Are you OK? Anyone home? Anyone home? I have a letter for you! Stop... Stop! This bastard... Stop what, punk? Stop! St-op! Stop! Stop the car! Dear chang-guk's mom How are you? My name is Clinton and I own a small deli in California

Hey! Are you Haejuk? You guys here to do laundry? What the hell are you staring at? Lower your eyes, asshole! Hey, fix their eyeballs! Fix them good! Two is enough Who are you? Get thee gone! Haejuk! Haejuk! You're dead! My bag! Go there! Three thousand won One, call! Welcome! Stop there! Hey, take care of this mess! Are you sure? About what? Is it really there? Hey! Hey! Hey, catch it! Why didn't I get jumbo size? Dude, that is jumbo No way! Jumbo is way bigger than this You aren't full yet? No, I'm not full! I know you are, so I'm not - What the hell? - Have mine! Hey, how about a bottle of whiskey? Whiskey? Your dad was here? Chivas Regal! Chivas Regal? Wow! What are you doing here? Mom! I left something for school I got permission to pick it up Hurry up and go back to school Mom! What's with the makeup? A get-together for seamstresses That dress looks like it'll burst Your dad's working in the desert Should we really be doing this? Hey, at least we're making good use of it Did you guys hear that story? Wife having an affair sends poisoned seaweed to husband working in Middle East Did your mom send your dad seaweed? - Hey! - That hurts! - It's just a joke! - Shut up! A joke! I guess dad was worried before he left He asked me to take care of mom That must mean he trusts me, huh? Man I was so proud of myself So I said to him Don't worry, dad Mom's so crazy about money she loves her sewing machine more than anything - What did he say? - Huh? He put his hand on my shoulder And he looked at me like this Yeah! Man, you want to drink some more? Yeah, let's! After this shot! Should I get some soju? Soju! - Wow! - Thanks, man! Big boss! Good afternoon! Did you get the cream ead? Yes, we prepared several different kinds God, what a joke He's a master at strutting around That club is his dream come true Dream? - Having a dance stage? - That's right! Dream my ass he's going down soon Hey, Choonja! What, is your ain out making deliveries? Answer him, quick! - Good afternoon, boss! - What the hell is it? Shit! It's all because of this ass You weren't any better You should have kicked him there Sit! Hurry, grab him Hold him down What an ugly man! What the hell? You want to die? Man we suppose... Help! Help me! Hey, let's go, hurry! Help! Help me! Help me! Help! Splash the water now Hey! So it was you? My character is not so good... Nobody ever messes with my boys So what if somebody did? Let go man! Please let me free! It's dangerous How can we do that? On your back! Is that what you call getting soju? Crap out! I'll take your crap out! Crap out! - Old lady! - Yes! It's cold! Why don't you go in? It's not that cold Hey, that old woman Wonder why she isn't cold Anybody told cold day Bongpal's Dad! Bongpal's Dad! Yes? Ours is full too Well there's no more space It's full! Come on, it's not much It's going to get too curly It lasts longer that way Don't you worry about damaging it? What are you doing here? Your son A good looking boy Sit here a minute! Mom? Are clothes expensive? Why? You want to buy clothes? No, it's not for me Never mind Sit here a minute! Hey! Take this! No mom, really It's okay Just take it! I'm fine! But mom! Something's wrong with me! My heart's beating really fast And my knees are shaky A arthritis? A cold, maybe? I think I have a stomachache, too Aren't you going to do my hair? Yes! My god! Coming! Help me! Where are you going? Sit down Why you crying, boy? I've heard some outrageous stories But this one beats everything A load of crap almost killed me - What the fuck! - What are you saying? Stop talking like that! Here it is! It sure is pouring today Bongja! Bongja! Hurry, over here My gosh! What's wrong? Excuse me! My dad... What? Aeran! You must have misunderstood Do I have 'money' written on my face? Come on, boss! You're in love these days? What? I saw you that day I thought he was going to chew off your lips - No way! - Then what is it? A girl I know asked me for help What are you doing? She's waiting outside now Ah, tell her to come in Bring her! Really? Of course! Thank you boss! Thanks for what? - Boss! - Yeah! Come in! Sit here my beauty! Gosh, you are soaked How old are you? Seventeen! Wow, a fantastically wonderful age! Aeran! Why are you still here? You want stop your business! Boss! The money... You promise? Promise? You startled me! Don't worry about the money And... If you have any problem call me Just think of me as your uncle Damn! It's not raining! They said it was going to rain! What were you going to do? Wanna see? This is... a folding um ella First! So what? It's not raining anyway Are you the weatherman? Who knows if it's going to rain or not? I know! Look at the sky! Does it look like it's going to rain? And that's a parasol It's an um ella, dammit! You want something to eat? - It's on me - Okay, Let's go! You guys go ahead! Why? I have to go somewhere! - Okay! - See you tomorrow! What? Hey, hey! Who? Take... take this What? It's going to rain today Take it! Thank you! You took my um ella! Don't worry It's not going to rain today Don't grasp! That's my mom's No, no! What an ugly couple Hey! Having fun? Oh, yes! That's a relief But how... Lighting is so beautiful Music is so nice... I think you should go out and dance You two look too good to just sit around Well... But we're comfortable here Come on, get out there Well... Miss Sook! - Sook, I'm sorry - Get in the mood, damn it! - Hey! - Wow, this is too much fun Hey! Let's go put up posters - Please put up posters on the walls - Damn posters are driving me crazy I'm not a freaking newspaper boy Just do as you're told Hey, let's go! What's with him these days? I guess he has his own plans Plan? But guess what? Just riding his scooter around town He's a boss! A boss! Is that how a boss is supposed to act? I know! He's been a little strange ever since he got here, Right? More than a little We may as well turn into athletes Hey! Keep it up till we get back! I said keep it up! Hurry! We'll never finish at this pace! Miss, Hey! Beautiful! Beautiful! Dumb bitch! Hurry up! Hey, never seen someone put up an ad? Look at it later! Yasi-Room salon! Hey Let's try that place Yasi! Come on! Let's go, hurry You saw Mr. Bae yesterday, right? He's so loaded and the salary he gives us Come in! Welcome! Party of two? - Come here! - We're not here to drink Give me it! Take a look! Groovy, huh? Gentleman! Look here these are for posting outside There's no place here for this kind of trash Please take these out. I'm sorry! Aren't you going to pick it up? Hey, Choonja! Come here shit guy and they told me that put up a poster These morons are testing my patience Can't you just get lost? Get out here! - Chill out! - Hey! I said beat it, okay? Let go Just chill, okay? Leave me alone! Just chill, okay? Don't do that! Changon! What's up with Bongpal? He'll come in few days or something I thought you were his friend What? He's not coming to school and you're not worried? Do we ever call if we're not coming to school? Let's go! Six buckets! Five buckets! Six buckets! It's five buckets! I counted it! I've been filling them, I know Think you know better than me? Yes, I know better! How can you eat while looking at shit? I can even eat while I'm shitting! That's why your shit is real thick I know! I've seen it too! Hey! Hold it! Wait, please! Everyone is doing wonderful today We'll continue our steps from yesterday, so please wait! You're a little late today Very nice! What a gorgeous dress! Music! Okay, bow to your partner A nice hold! Straight back! Quick, Slow! Quick, Slow! One, two, three, four! Oh, my Stand up Are you okay? What is it, you rascals? What is it, you rascals? Hey, what's with you? You crazy? That's right! I'm crazy! Creeps who seduce housewives make me go crazy me go crazy Hey! Are you married already? Hey, hey! Hey, hey! Aeran! I need to talk to you Money? Yeah! That Mr. Bae is a pro at charging high interest He'll cook you guys right up Why are you out in the cold? Huh! Did you dinner! Make the dinner for you? Huh! I'm working hard so you just study! We can pay back the money real soon Dad! Try the kimchi! It's very good It's good, isn't it? Dinner Dad! What's that in this time? Where did Bongja go? - Huh? - When did she go? When did she leave? I don't know! She left with that lady Gosh! Who is that lady anyway? Check her out for me, will you? Huh? Bring her to me If you can Quietly! Yes! Hey! Is this the right house? I've been here only once Bongpal! Bongpal! Is anyone home? Bongpal! Hey, don't you think I'm a genius? Bongpal! Bongpal! Hey, isn't this my um ella? I don't think so No, it is You think folding um ellas are common? Who is it? - Oh, hello! - It's you guys Let's go in! Hello! I said she's not here! I know! Bongja is here! Let's go, Sungki! Hey! How it hurts me! - Bongpal! - Where! Hey, hey! Hey! Where have you been, idiot? - Gamja! - Damn, Boss! Stay outside! I'll have the boys ready, Boss! Bye! You should get ready, too It's an invitation to our disco competition Yes, sir And this money is in exchange for the girl What are you talking about? I don't... A new girl arrived recently, right? Oh, yes! But that's a bit difficult Our employees, see... We can’t just give them away - It's a difficult matter! - You talk too damn much! Hey, Jinsoo! Don't be such a party pooper! Come on, let's party! Have a good time! Let's play, let's play! Hey, what's your name? It's Kyungah! Kyungah! Ah, Kyungah Why don't you pour me a drink? Go on that's good! A drink poured by you tastes better Hey, it's okay That's just the way it is Everyone here talks too much You can't leave yet The amount is still unclear Well, take care! What the hell on this! What do you mean? He's the jerk! Let it, don't grab my hair! Please, calm down Out of my way! - Where is she going? - Sorry, gentleman! How about your hair? Who are those people there? Be quit! They look so cool You might have noticed already But our roads are so narrow That the dump truck can't fit through So you need to pump all the shit from each house My dad used to do that But recently he got into an accident an accident It's hard enough just for us to get by So I took over for my dad When you're done no matter how much I wash I smell again and again You stink to your bones I can't even tell the difference between shit and myself Oh, Daddy! Hey! You know what? You think that moms do all the work during childbirth, right? Wrong! I heard that the infant is trying to come out as well So that means we do half the work Even if life is hard we'll make it through somehow But what happened to your face? Why are you that your face? To earn some money My sister started working at a club I went to get her and they beat me up What? What did you say? Aren't they assholes? Why are you telling this now? Your sister is working at a club and you just sit here moping? And you complain about stinking like shit? It was her own decision! Hey, what's wrong with you? He's hurt already! He needs more beating! Where is it? Where's the damn club? Where is it?! You want to go now? With no plan? What plan, you asshole? Hello, come on in! Show them in Yes! Welcome! Is there a particular girl you're looking for? - Hey, come here! - I've heard that a girl - Named Bongja is pretty fine - Bongja? - I've heard about her - I'm sorry! There isn't anyone with that name You're the guy who came before, right No! Didn't I tell you she's not here? Bongja! Don't get near to me! Don't get near to me! Don't get near to me! Damn! I'm losing count! I can't concentrate! Why the hell is it so noisy? Hey, check outside Where is Bonja! What? Imitating Bruce Lee? Bastards! Boss! Calm down! It's just kids' play! No need to be excited Where is Bongja? Asshole! I don't know Where is she?! She's at the discotheque across the street Don't lie to me, asshole Hey! Get him! Stop Get him! For 25years I've never met anyone like you Your name? Bong... It's Kyungah Bong Kyungah? That's a very sexy name Don't be upset about coming here It's probably better than the other place You two really look similar Who do I look like? She was a very good dancer Her partner loves her so much She always has wild flower scent It smell likes spring wild flowers But she loves other guy Her partner wants her so much But that's not true love... Love is... Let it her Anywhere she wants Even after she had gone her scent remained for ages It's long, long time... I'd rather be beaten! I can't run any longer! Bring Bongja! Then I'll let you go Why don't you believe me? They took her to the discotheque Hey, why the hell were you guys running? You needed some exercise? Hey, what are you doing! But I don't regret anything Still, missing her is hard Affection is not a bad thing It's my first time working First time? My dad is sick right now So are you trying to make money? Yes! But... What should we do? I think you should just go home No! I'm not a beggar! I want to pay you back I can do almost anything I'm good at cleaning Do your job! What's that noise? Bonja! Don't move! Stop! Bring them here! Don't catch my Don't catch my What's the reason for this commotion? - I need to take her back - Who? Hey! She is my sister She doesn't belong here! You have some guts! How old are you? I'm eighteen years old What is she to you? Is it love? I am... I like the be of piercing eyes! Your eyes are full of passion Let's go, Bongja Get up! No! I'm not going anywhere I'm not here by myself If I go this way I'm going to pay for my debt Nothing is free in this world I should get my money back, right? Beatings are useless You can't compensate just fight It's not good for anybody Do you know what we do? We provide joy to people with dance So you compensate this by dance What do you think? Do you dance by any chance? In one week We are holding a disco competition If you win that competition, you can take her instead of the prize money Actually... The... disco is My area! I give you my word as a man Just say O. K this contract is valid right now Turn again, turn again! See? That's what you call disco Try what I showed you - Just give it a try - Try it! Come on! Okay, okay! There are no rules in disco! Just dance to your own free will Than that's just plain dancing You can't call it disco - Just shut up if you don't know shit - Disco... I'm the best, right? - What do you know about disco? - It hurts! There's nothing much to disco Jab your fingers to the sky few times hen do this and then this Yeah, try it! Jab your fingers? Are you shitting? Yeah! What did you eat? Hey! They say you're the top dancer in school? Yeah! Cut your shit Sungki! I'm sorry! About what? Whatever... Where you going? Teach dancing? In my place and with me? Aren't you the one who beat me up? Teacher, please! Teacher! Dance is... meeting good master! Dancing is not for everybody You'll give dance a bad name! Are you crazy? Fine! But I have some conditions What are they? First, no more violence! Second, since I'm a teacher, respect me Teacher? Are you nuts? Respect is for teachers in school not some loopy Casanova Even your mom called me teacher Don't do it! We agree! Good! Now, what about the fee? What? I have no money What? I've got to make a living too I can't dance if I'm going hungry My mom's hair salon! Free for a year! How's that? Hey, girl! What are you doing! Even if you just learn the steps I teach you now you'll have the basics Disco, more than any other dance requires finesse Lean forward slightly and bend your knees for best effect And your eyes! Maintain eye contact and give them a slight smile Smile! That's right. Give it a try! Hey, give us some space! Now look step! One, two, three step! Two two three step again! Two two three step Step, try it! One, two, three step! Two two three step again! Two Do it slowly! Slowly? One, two, three! Softly slowly! Tow, tow, three! Softly slowly! One, two, three! Softly slowly! Tow, tow, three! Softly slowly! One, two, three! Softly slowly! - Two two three! - Hey, hey! Picture yourself in your head while you do it It's homework Home Economics! Don't you want to go home? After I pay off my debt! Then work instead of knitting You can't this work Why do you want to dance? As I see it you don't have the talent Dancing requires different skills from fighting Dancing is... Are you saying I have no potential? Not necessarily! If you open your heart it's easier! Hey! Try this! Think of what's most precious to you while you're dancing I knew it! Watch out, careful! Hey! Be honest! You're up to something these days, huh? Yeah, we hardly see you anymore Fine! I'll tell you! I... I am What? You steal money from the boss again? - What! - Ah! No! These days I'm practicing dancing What? Dancing? Were you little birds in here chirping about me? - Oh, no! - No Really? Across the street the money is just rolling in But all our money is rolling out the door Yes, sir You guys really get me steamed! Good, excellent! Now! Just enjoy the rhythm Empty your mind of all thought Yes, that's it! Let it flow! Like that ok, ok, nice! Right, right like that way Good, excellent! Where'd you get the money to buy this? The master gave it to me First it's teacher, now it's master? I guess you make a lot of money Sungki, don't be rude! I'm not! Good morning! Give me it! Good bye! I'll do it Let me! Don't get so involved in other peoples' business It's personal business for me Shit, they really make me steamed! Where the hell are they? Well... Boss! Are you going to the competition? What? You see how slow our business is? I'd like to burn down that damned discotheque! Don't even mention the word disco Sungkuk! I can't do this with you guys! You're trying to take the prize money all for yourself! I know! Hey! Ooh, baby! Ooh baby, what? It's full, with just a few empty tables And the girl? She's helping out in the kitchen Tomorrow's the competition what shall we do? Never mind! I think it's going to be a little hard to win Let's see how things go! No pain, no gain Yes! It's cold! Sorry! Is he really famous? Why? He looks familiar That's the legendary mambo king According to my master he even used to own this place Bongpal, you're early Hey, man! Good look tomorrow from Casanova Where have you been? Who told you to practice dancing instead of studying? Mom! You want to become like your dad? Do you want to see me go crazy? Mom, why would I do that? Don't worry, okay? You trust me, don't you? That guy must be professional dancer How about his appearance You think you can win? Yeah! Why do you always take more? I split it in half, why? No you didn't You took more It's just herbs to soothe your nerves Come down, come down Check the mike? Thank you for coming to our club... Ah, ah! Check the mike! One two three four! One two three four! One, two, three, four! Thank you for coming to our disco club I'm your host for tonight, and fist I give me regard for everyone Hellow! Let me introduce you to the boss of our Hwangjae club Applause! Everyone is clapping of your hands Let me call the first contestants Introduce Here they are Romeo and Juliet! Wow! Amazing! I bet he dances day and night He isn't like with us I need to fix my hair I'm so late If you get award, what will you do? About what? Your son's disco competition What? You didn't know? He's dead! Here is the group Unbeatable applause! Damn those assholes! It's me, boss You scared the shit out of me Why are you so late? Sorry, my client came so Oh, she lives by herself - Who asked? - Hey, where is he? Downstairs He's next! He's next? What a you doing! Let's go and cheer! Now let me call out our last contestant Please give a warm hand to Mr. Haejuk! Let me introduce Haejuk! Just enjoy the rhythm Your right! You too, man! Clapping, clapping, please Clapping! Why are there so many lines? It's so complexity Shit! Just cut anything Boss! Maybe we should stop now Hey! That's a strip show! That's cheating! We lost for sure, man No way! It's not over yet! Who knows, we might win What are you talking about? Damn, this group thing was a bad idea Haejuk! King of the disco! Gosh! What did I do? I knew! It wasn't the right wire! Mom! What's that... I told you dancing is useless Go home! Now! I said, you can't - You can't - What do you do! - I said you... - Waiter, waiter! Stop it! It's finish mom Don't catch my clothes Go home, right now! Sorry, please be patience Wait! Their business is going down for sure! - Stop them! - Get out with me! Hurry up! Aeja! Aeja! It's really you, isn't it? Aeja! I've tried so hard to find you Bongja! Bongja! Haejuk, where are you going? Take care of Bongja, please. Haejuk Bongja! Bongja! What... What! Hey! Is it over already? Hey! Shit! It's getting worse I wanted to win for you To me you are the winner I didn't get the prize money But... You have another prize Dance with these gloves on Than you'll look like a real disco king

Presented by Do SonDream Pictures Distributed by Showbox One's heart gets oken when either leaving someone or when left behind. I'm always the latter. My mother left us when I was little. With my father on his deathbed now. I'll be soon living in a world that resembles an empty house. All alone again. Ohsung, this hospital... It was the dream of my life. I trust you to run it well. It was your dream, not mine. Ohsung. Feel my pulse. The machine's doing it. You're so cold. I just wanna hold your hand. What is it? Guess my time's up. The Garden of Heaven Don't miss a spot. /Okay. You're done. I'll do it, Youngju. Let me help you. What? Why don't you model? It pays better than doing make-up. There you go again. I can't. /Why not? I'm too shy and not good at making fake smiles. It won't work. Not in a million years. Hey, AD! Damn, he's at it again. Yes? Where's Minhui? Look behind you. Mr. Director. Oh, there you are. What took you so long? I couldn't trust your make-up girl. I had a professional do it. Wait in the dressing room. /Okay. Make-up! Get your ass over here. What do you think this is, a commercial for cosmetics? Or a beauty pageant? She doesn't look like an angel! Her agent said you'd leave it up to her. What are you talking about? I never said that. You sure did. At Karaoke the other night. That's what Minhui said. Are you doubting me? Fucking asshole! Keep talking, boy. Jerk! What'd you just call me? You heard me, asshole. I know you're his boss, but this is too much. You don't have what it takes to be a freaking director. You studied a oad, so what? You do nothing but drink and nap in the editing room. All you're interested is how to get models in bed. Shame on you! Get out of here. Beat it! I'm sorry I blew it. No, I'm sorry. I can find another gig. But make-up artists are not in much demand these days. You can hire me when you become a director. Let me tell you. You've got potential. Thanks. Come on let's go job hunting. Race me to the bus stop. Youngju. /What? I've got a car. I'll drive you. Nah, I'll take a bus. See you later. I'll give you a call. /Okay. Santa, asleep again? Why can't you ever wait up for me? I got fired again. I inherited your temper. I wish you'd made me softer like a real lady. Hi. Stand in the middle. Turn right. Turn left now. Face the camera. What's this for? Aren't you a model? No, I'm a make-up artist here to give you my resume. Sorry. Just look at it and call me if you have a job for me. I'm sorry, too, because I'm not a director. Oh, I see. Hi, here's my resume. Sorry. No openings. What should I do? I don't know where I'm going or what I'm looking for. I'm completely lost. I feel like crying but I can't even shed tears. Is it because I've got no hope? I've forgotten what to live for. But I've got to keep on living until it's over. Girls Wanted Club Paradise Let me make it clear. I'm not having sex with you. You can touch my easts and legs since you paid for me. No sudden grabbing, okay? I need to prepare myself. What? No sex! /Why not? Because... Come with me now. /What are you doing? I need your help. Pick a song for me. One that goes well with the atmosphere. On that grassy field I'll build a picturesque house Get out of here, man! We all know you're building a castle in the clouds. What a way of asking for money! Then help me out. Here's the check. But isn't it like pouring water into a bottomless pit? Sorry. When it's completed will you practice medicine again? No. I won't. What doctor on earth would want to run a hospice? It's your dad's will, but... /I've got an idea. Why don't you change it into a resort? It's far more profitable. That's right, man. Why waste money on the dying? Let's go, guys. Your girl is a cutie. /Let's go. Good luck, man. Breasts and legs are okay, right? Hands are not allowed! 40, 50... No way. Not even for $100! You're bloated. Does it hurt? Didn't you hear me scream? Have you seen a doctor? Your pulse is extremely low, which is a bad sign. And I've noticed that you belch quite regularly meaning you've had whatever it is for a long time. Are you a doctor? You'd better go see a doctor. I'm quitting this job. So stop preaching, okay? You're a doctor, aren't you? Guess what it is that I have. Well... I'm really a quack. I knew it. You live alone, don't you? Your shoes. I bet you've got smelly feet. Right? I've got gastric cancer called Scirrhus. Scirrhus... it's a malignant tumor. You must know it's incurable. It has a 2 survival rate with treatment. I've never won the lotto. You really think I can be in that 2? So I've decided not to waste my remaining life at the hospital. I'll hail a cab. Do me a favor. Can you tell me ways to die gracefully without any pain? Spicy rice balls and skewered fish sausage, please. This too. Thanks. Hold on. A bowl, please. It doesn't have any taste but it won't give you any trouble. You're unbelievable. Let me tell you. Girls don't like nice guys. I'm a bad guy. How bad? I saw your panties earlier. You must be mistaken cause I don't have any on. No way I'm eating this. Season it again, please. There's a fortune-telling cafe. Wanna check it out? Let's see if he can guess my fate. Let me see. Too bad. It's real bad. What is? /You can do better than him. Born on the 21st of March between 5 and 7 in the morning... It's a great year for you. Your better-half will appear from the east. The spirit of morning will help you succeed in whatever you do. That better-half... could it be him? Look at me. No freaking way. Stop frowning, man. This is my bench. You sleep here or something? Look. See that hospital sign? It's like my grave. I received my death penalty there. After I found out I was dying, I started wandering around and ended up on this bench. Sitting here from noon to sunset 27 years of my life flashed before my eyes. Looking back, not many fond memories. Never even fallen in love. Look who's talking. You've got so much time left, though. Unlike me. How much time we have left doesn't matter. How you live the moment... that's what counts. Take soccer for instance. The result can change hands in an... Will you love me until I die? Can you do that for me? Can't take a joke? You're so naive. That's so upsetting. It's been a few days now. Why can't it go out without warning? Why does it have to blink, letting everybody know? Right? This is it. I live up there, right below the sky. Well... Goodbye then. Wait. You don't have a cell phone, do you? Such a cave man! Take it. No, it's okay. You know this quote? Nobody sees you walking away without wanting to be with you. Why not ask for my number? You're supposed to do that even out of courtesy. Because I'm dying? Is that it? 7X1=7, 7X2=14 7X3=21, 7X4=28... Eat well, Santa. I thought I could use this math for at least 50 years. When I first learned them by heart. I came up without permission. Aren't you gonna kick me out? Why would l? I'm glad I've someone to keep me company all night long. Santa, we've got a visitor. And it's a man! Wanna hear about my family? Right before I started school, my mom left us. My dad was a deep-sea fisherman and ended up in Spain. My mother... Never mind. You know what? I'm crippled. My heart's crippled. So silly. I keep the light on at night out of fear. I do that out of loneliness. You know what my last wish is? It's to die next to someone. I'm so scared... that I might die alone. If I'm to die in my sleep this pile of newspapers will attract the neighbors' attention. Come to the Garden of Heaven. I'll help you die gracefully. So glad you've decided to respect your father's will. In that gown, you remind me of him. Let the patients wear whatever they feel comfortable in. Sure, doctor. Don't call me that when we are alone. Okay, doctor. I'll prepare for your rounds. Hi! Smile for me, doc. Shooting a wedding video? Want your old job back? Stop teasing me, girls. I'm a director. Are you in a lot of pain? It's nothing, compared to the others. If the pain is unbearable, ask for painkillers. You bet I will. Act naturally for the camera. Oh You're so soft and smell so sweet. You sacrifice your small body to save a dirty world. How noble! I respect you for that, dear soap. What? /Doctor's here to see you. What's the point? I'm waiting to kiss death. Doc, what do you think? /Let me see. Not my eyes, my poem! It's good. Though I'm not well-educated, I'm very sentimental. I even cry like a little girl watching chickens get killed. So, how's it going? Lately, even a bar of soap or roll of toilet paper inspires me. Just wait and see. I'll leave behind a masterpiece. Describing my bitter-sweet life. Where'd he go? /Later. What's going on here? Your fridge is so full of goodies. Don't gobble them all up. Share some with me. Goodies my ass! They don't ing back my health. How are you? My whole body aches. I don't think I can make it tonight. I hear you've been saying that for over 20 years. Shut up! Work on your injection skills. You can't even find a vein. That's because there are no unused veins left! Maybe I should die. Don't be saying that. You should live as long as possible. The old die. It's expected. Hey, check my BP. Right here. He's diabetic, isn't he? Not in the chart. Do an urine test and check his blood sugar. Gotcha! Caught red-handed, Noah. What are you drawing? /Myself. On the other wall? /That's me, too. That too? /Yes. Why don't you draw me as well? No, only me! /Why? Cause my mommy will miss me after I die. This is me going to the bathroom. Noah! I'm so sorry. He just loves drawing. Did he go to kindergarten? /No. We got him registered, but soon we found out he was sick. He's only 5 and went through 3 surgeries. He's such a good boy. You're drawing again. There's smoke coming out of the ward! It's hot! I'm so sorry, honey. You're burning me! What are you doing? We heard this'd kill the cancer cells. You think it's working? Of course! I feel so warm inside. It may cause an inflammation or septicemia. So be careful. Doc, do you know what arsenic is? I've heard about it. Then you must know it helps cure cancer. If you need anything let us know. Nothing. The prostate cancer doesn't make me impotent. We're completely fine in bed. Right, baby? What? The thing we do in bed! My baby is sick, but he still performs well. Too hot! Are you gonna let them use that primitive method? It's known to work to a certain degree, and it gives him satisfaction. Which is good enough for me. Just make sure he doesn't get burnt. By the way, how's Moonhui? Tumor's spread to the lungs and bones, putting her in a lot of pain. We give her MS Cotine at 12-hour intervals. What's this for? If it stays till the first snowball, You'll find your love. Hi. /It's the scary man! Where'd you get this garden balsam? How's the pain? Get sick if curious. Try to feel comfortable. Feel comfortable? I've got a 7-year-old girl and I'm dying. How can l?! I keep the light on at night out of loneliness. Hello? Hi, Jungcheol. Yeah, I'm fine. Right. Jungcheol, are you free tomorrow? Can you take me somewhere? Pets are not allowed here. Are you serious? Yes. Really? You take care of him then. If I do, he won't live long. It's your job to help people die. Do a good job. I'm taking these, too. What are you doing here? I wanna see Santa. Wait here. The rabbit's over here. Cleaner than I imagined. He's over there. Make it quick. Santa, that man over there is a liar. You said you'd help me die gracefully. But you've been avoiding me since I came here. Why'd you tell me to come then? Don't look at me like a dead body. I'm still alive. Noah. Looking good. Hi. Want some tea? /I've got some. Believe me. Living a long life doesn't mean much. Life is like a spring dream. I happen to have a longer dream than some people do. That's what life is. I know you don't mean that. To me, a field of dog dung is much better than heaven. Think of those who die suddenly like in a car wreck. We're far better-off than them, preparing ourselves for death. You got that right. I've tried everything to stay alive So I don't have any regrets. My only wish is to meet my baby again in heaven. No matter how long it takes, we'll meet again. I'm so jealous! I spent my good days in jail, destined to die as a bachelor! How unfair! Don't give up, man. What you just said gave me hope. There's someone I want to see before I die, and I think I will. How do you like it here, Youngju? This place makes me feel happy and so comfortable Although I can see an end to this happiness I'm enjoying. Let go! Let me go! Mommy! Mommy! How hard you try to look cold... I know you're warm-hearted. Show us your warm heart so we can leave, feeling warm. Doctor? Wanted to catch you early. What if we hold a fund raiser? Doctor? /Okay. And don't ing me food any more. Help! Youngju! Anybody?! It's Youngju! /Doctor! Youngju! Youngju! Let me move her. 35 degrees Celsius. BP is 90, 60. Give her 25mgs of Demerol. Doctor, why don't you rest? I'm okay. You go ahead. Are you sure? Okay then. Please, open your eyes. How are you? Did you stay up all night by my side? So I wouldn't die alone? Thank you. Oh, you've come to! She's stable now. Check her BP and give her a shot. /Okay. No hope at all? I'd say so. Treatment won't do any good. Saving her pain is the best you can do. Father. Is this what you wanted from me? Seeing loved ones die and life sucked from them? What should I do? There's nothing I can do. Living is more painful than dying! Tell me what I should do! Much better. /Won't you check my BP? What's this scar? /l cut myself by mistake. Why was a knife laying around in the ward?! Check the belongings of patients. Is he her other or what? Youngju, look who's here. /Jungcheol... Jungcheol! /Youngju! So glad to see you. /How are you? Are you okay? I've gotten a lot better here. Yeah, I can tell from your face. How about you? Things are going well? In fact I've got a big eak. See? I knew you'd make it. You're right on time. What's going on here? Let's eat before it gets cold. Angry at me again? Don't be. I just wanted to use your kitchen to make myself some nice food. Can't you just eat with me? Promise me this won't happen again. I promise. Come on, let's eat. Are you okay? Here. You've got to watch what you eat. Why? Why can't I eat what I like? I want to live and eat normally like everybody else. Is it too much to ask for? Look at yourself in the mirror. You look terrible. I can't believe you're saying that. It's true. You're not a patient. Don't pretend to be one. I just wanted to cook for you. I didn't know what you like or how you like your food. But I just wanted to see you eat what I made. Put me down. I marked it somewhere here. There. Come here. When the flowers bloom after I die, think of me. Nothing now, but in the spring there'll be lots of them I sowed flower seeds here. Flowers don't bloom like that. lsn't that how it works? They won't bloom? I'm saying you have to water them. Please, I'd like leave behind traces of my existence. It's so sad to think nobody will know that I ever lived. Your heart aches, doesn't it? No. Mine does. Will you hold me if I say I'm cold? Because I am. So warm. Why am I happy before death? I've never prayed in my whole life. Never wanted anything this bad. Now, I'm down on my knees before you. Give us more time. I haven't done anything for her. I can't let her go yet. Just until she can leave without any pain or sadness... Please, let her live. Don't go. I'm in so much pain. I'll get you painkillers. You're a fool. You don't get it, do you? You're my painkiller. Weird, isn't it? Your presence makes me happy. Where were you? I was busy. I keep looking for you, Ohsung. I feel edgy without you. When you're gone, I eak into tears. I know that's too much to ask for. I'm too selfish, right? Say something. This is too hard for me. It's hard for me, too. I hate hearing you moan at night and seeing if you're okay in the morning. Because I know there isn't a thing that I can do for you. I see. I didn't know. Do you know what it feels like losing someone you care for? I don't think I can go through that again. You have no idea how much I love you and how much it hurts to see you cry. I wish I could always be with you. But I know that's impossible. Doctor, it's Noah! He'd been telling me he had been seeing angels. I didn't take him serious. He woke up this morning saying angels had come to take him. He's finally at peace now. Look at him. He's wearing a big smile. How could he leave like this? Tearing my heart apart! He left because his time was up. Fill out a death certificate. /Noah! That's the only thing we can do. It's Youngju! I met him right before autumn. Youngju (27) Gastric Cancer Patient I wanted to spend Christmas with him. But I won't be able to light up the tree this Christmas. Take out a policy before it's too late. She looks great on TV, doesn't she? If I were a director, I'd use her, too. Put candles before our chat names for Youngju Hang in there, Youngju. Kim Youngju, Her Choice I didn't know you drank. Let's drink more. /All right! I'm dead oke. /It's on me, man. He's gone insane, living beside the dying. What do you know? All you care about is money. Let go! /He's completely wasted, man. Come on, let's drink more. Look at her. I wouldn't mind fucking her. /Forget it. lt'd be fun, don't you think? What was that for?! /Sorry but you deserve it. Asshole! /Stop it! /What's wrong with you?! Let go! Let go of me! /Crazy bastard! You're fucked up, man! Let's go, guys. That hospice messed up his head! Okay. That was hard, wasn't it? Sorry. It's okay. It feels sad, though, that I won't be able to see this aired. Youngju... What if I don't die? That'll put you in trouble, right? I'm sorry. You're way too serious. You guys finish up here. Great job today. Go party or something. /Okay. /Bye. You know this quote? Nobody sees you walking away... without wanting to be with you. Correct me if I'm wrong. I know you've missed him. Why are you avoiding him? Are you okay? /I'm fine. Youngju, go talk to him, or you'll regret it later. I'm too scared to see him. Scared of what? Of my heart that I've given to him. It makes me greedy for life. I don't look at the watch any more. But when I'm with him, my eyes are set on the watch. It makes me want to grasp every moment that passes by. I read somewhere that... whales can find their way back to the exact same spot where they got thrown a harpoon. Youngju reminds me of that story. I know she'll come back. I don't care if it's a day or an hour before she dies. After all, she's the woman I wanna bury in my heart. So you want me to... take care of her until then? Please. She tries to hide the pain. She bites her lips when she's in pain. Give her morphine. And with your hand... Massage her in the stomach with a hot towel. No, just put it on her belly. She has a bad mouth which can get easily infected. So, don't kiss her. Okay. Youngju? What are you doing here? The bed is too big for me. He asked me to give you this. Do me a favor. Can you walk in the hall for me for 10 minutes? /Sure. You wait for my signal! /lt says here... You can't even read music! Here we go again. Ladies and Gentlemen. I have some wonderful news I have some wonderful news that I wanna share with you all. The oldest patient at our hospital... Mr. Baek promised to establish a Foundation for Noah who died recently. The other news is... I'm sure you all know Youngju, who's a famous model now. She called, saying she'd donate what she made doing commercials. Next is a film shot by Sangwon and narrated by Jubong I hope you enjoy it. Secrets of the Angel of Death At this hospital, there's an Angel of Death who walks the halls at night. We've got our own reasons to believe he's an Angel of Death. First of all, he doesn't sleep. He walks around the hospital like a ghost. Secondly, he loves blood. At night, he memorizes the names of those he'll be taking next. He prowls the lounge like a hungry hyena. We'd like to know why. Lastly, he makes patients walk without laying a finger on them. So, we've come to a conclusion that he's an Angel of Death. However, we're not scared of him. Listening to his footsteps heard outside, we can sleep tight. He'll never stop walking around and we've got faith in him. He'll guide us safely to the door of death. Thank you. Thanks, Angel of Death. Bow to the audience. One, two, three. To me, life means seeing you. And death means not seeing you. That's what makes me afraid of dying. Don't think that. If you can't see with your eyes, use your heart. I never knew why I was born. But I do now. The only proof that I ever existed is you. Thank you for being the proof of my life. Doc, we've got to talk. /Sure. Lately, my heart pounds so hard, and my whole body is sore. I've got a cramp in my neck and get dizzy so easily. I see. I miss you so much. Every second I spent with you was amazingly beautiful. You made my life end happily. Are you okay down there without me?

H Fe uary, 10th Oh, shit... What a fucking sanitary landfill on a rainy day like this... right after going through such a big business. What about the scientific investigation team? They will be here in a moment, for I've already made some contact with them. What the hell is this!! It's pouring. What is it? What a fast show up! Why don't you say hello to these people? Yes, sir! I'm Kang, Tae-hyun. Eh hh We're going, you son of a bitch! Let's get moving! Hey, let's do a good job together. It doesn't look like a mere rape and murder, although we cannot tell exactly what happened before going through the exact autopsy. Ahh... it's chilling. Are you okay? Ahh... I'm a little scared... It's the first time for me to come out for the investigation... After the guy murdered this girl, he might have thrown her body away here... Such a sick bastard! He picked out so dirty a place! No, no... so right a place Hey! Kang! What are you doing there, you little punk! Are you loafing around even on the first day of your investigation? Bullshit! He seems to thinks he's the only one taking all the troubles. To find the clues requires so much toils of running around all the time... Damn it! I'm convinced that somebody has bitten this umbilical cord off. There's no need to look at this even under the microscope! Do you mean then the mother delivered her baby for herself? Well... that's... What the hell did she do but to prevent conception in the right way? Otherwise, she ought to have delivered her baby in the right way... damn it... Anyway... damn it!! What ought it to death? At present, too much bleeding seems to be the direct cause of its death... but... uhh... I cannot draw the definite conclusion until going through a closer examination And the body got rotten so quickly that it's nearly impossible to presume the date of death, actually. Fe uary, 14th We are now at the last stop. Is she... drunk and fallen asleep? Hey! Hey! Where is it! Here... Hey! You late again? Skipped item nr. 49 I'm sorry. What the fucking marvelous scene do I see, drawn up here with sleepless eyes... Have you found out something? Something? There are thousands of people taking the buses! What a bastard you are! You know when the heck the accident popped up? You fools are always wise after the event! Damn it! Oh my... ewwww... oh, damn it !! The victim was strangled to death with a string from behind. That means the victim was not acquainted with the murderer. If they were acquainted with each other, she would have recognized before the guy had seated himself behind her. Then, it will be wrong to assume that the murder derived from some grudge or infatuation. Right. I don't think that the murder has been intended in advance... The motivation of this murder has yet to be grasped... What about the schoolgirl found in a sanitary landfill? A close examination proved that the em yo was extracted by force. And the blood mark of the umbilical cord and that of the victim do not coincide. Shin Hyun, who committed 6 murders and surrendered himself to the police 10 months ago... did the same patterned thing at that time... First, a pregnant high school girl, and then, a parturient unwed mother. Those two have something in common with Shin Hyun's victim in the point of being in unwanted pregnancy? Right. And then, he slew a lesbian, too. An... an... and then, adding to this, he cut her ears off... the ears!! At present, Shin Hyun is in confinement, and the same murders are occurring... then... we'll have to see Shin Hyun. It's time now... Shin Hyun... Age 22... Six women consecutively murdered, The sixth one Put the dead body in a bag and went to the metropolitan police station and confessed... Bastard! He's totally eccentric... Sit! A guy like you has the right to sit! The introductions are late. Detective Kang coming out of the metropolitan police station. It was forgotten all this time. How does it feel to be getting attention! Can you hear the voice? I'll ask you simply. Who the fuck is it! From the heart or the soul to the body... A sound from the body to the soul... Have you experienced that kind of echoing abyss? Just answer the questions I ask! Before I slice your tongue... I see you haven't heard yet what these pictures mean. I can still hear the restless sound of the spirit. Fury at foolish people who infringed upon lives like a person's possession... It's beautiful isn't it? The magnificence in the spot of redemption... At the border line between life and death they do... Open your ears to what they say. And feel the flow. If you don't feel the message echoing in the spirit It will be buried in abyss. This person... I wonder what he was thinking as the clear blood was spreading... Have you ever thought about things like that? Detective Kang, when you face the abyss you must bear in mind that the abyss also faces you. Don't forget! And when you fight with a monster like me, it would be wise of you to not turn into a monster as well. What... crazy bastard... really... That scar... I hope this case continues. I think I will enjoy seeing you often. You bastard... Shit... And... Please give my regards to Detective Kim as well. Because of the whole Detective Han business... Her grief will be great. It's a shame what happened to Detective Han. Honestly those detectives who were in charge of the consecutive murders... There was a reason they got mental disorders. What about Shin Hyun? Hyun was troubled with nightmares where his arm and leg were cut off, flowing in a bathtub full of blood. Killing women due to God's calling... He said the uneasiness and the nightmares went away. Since that bastard isn't in a position to kill a girl, I guess the uneasiness and the nightmares will continue. Did you say you were Detective Kang? Just, just speak with ease. It's not that Hyun hired someone else to start the murders again? Is there by any chance any files on Shin Hyun? A doctor doesn't reveal the individual information that he has on patients. Dr. Chu, this information is needed to prevent future victims from coming out. How about cooperating with us before having to go through a complicated process? Okay. Do it your way. To me, my patient is more important than a victim whose face I don't even know! There's no doubt that bastard hired someone. There's no need to do an investigation. What we need to do now is immediately subpoena the bastard and cross examine him roughly. That's the fastest way. The copy cat part takes precedence. What are you talking about? Don't you know even after you've heard it? Whether he copied someone or hired someone. There's got to be a bastard who is doing the murder. We have to catch him first. Why are you ignoring the person who committed the crime for certain, and going backwards? It's a case where we need to wait! Ha... Who... It's not the one again. Shit! Do you fucking remember that you and I are of the same rank? Huhh... Yep! My guess is that before the last stop, at the last tunnel, he committed the crime, and got off. Yes. Since currently the radius is as wide apart as 1 kilometer, there's got to be something here... Yes... There's something here. That's correct. These two... The mother got a medical examination at our hospital. They both seem like they're unmarried mothers but... Well it seems like it's better for both sides not to ask about things like that, so I didn't ask. A person by the name of Youngtaek Heo... A month ago there was one who quit... Why did he quit? He secretly hoarded the hospital's equipment. Well... There were things like surgical knives, right! It seems that person has a criminal record. A criminal record? Fe uary, 28th What are you doing! Why aren't you coming in? I'm going in! Since you're taking full responsibility... Huh. Miyun's not just a common person. At that age she's at a higher rank than me. When she was an inspector she was awesome. But if you get to know her better, there's no one as pitiful as her. Because she came to us after Detective Han committed suicide... Do they have anything to do with each other? They were engaged. Because of that Shin Hyun, Jung Woo was in a state of shock! When he was at a lost I should have helped him. Indeed he catches with his own hands and then lets them go. That's reasonable since he killed six and then confessed to you. Youngtaek Heo!! Oops... Son-of-a bitch!! Don't worry. He's a nasty fellah. He's shot twice on the chest but was still eathing. Only a real nasty one can do such a cruel murder. What is it? He and Shin Hyun were in the same prison... Youngtaek Heo's gives his regards. He was a really good kid... If he didn't meet that somebody that would have been true. I see you're still locking yourself up. Even when you see this... How can you even say such a thing? The earring is pretty but it smells of blood. A year ago that woman also had an earring on, but we haven't been able to find it yet. Attachment leads quickly us to the core of abyss but can never go near the essence. Have you ever thought about the blood that runs through you? What? Dirty blood that won't erase even when you want to wash it. I'm talking about the blood that transfers to me from a dirty body and an immoral soul? We can't go near the blue heavens. We can never go to the place where innocent souls live. We? I'm just smelling the blood. The odor coming in just before you open that door and come in... Youngtaek Heo's state of consciousness is uncertain, but the fingerprints and the high school girl's umbilical cord's bloody mark is a perfect match with the bus incident murder. And from then on evidence for the three murder cases have been prepared. But, the fact that, he has kept up the same murder patterns as Shin Hyun, and the fact that he was imprisoned in the same jail is something that's left up to question. And the murder motive is not clear. Did you say that the roundabout investigation results stated she was a lesbian? That's correct. Even in an urgent situation, he copied Shin Hyun's pattern exactly... he re-enacted it. Youngtaek Heo was imprisoned in the same jail as Shin Hyun, and if you think about the fact that he continued the use of Shin Hyun's patterns, we cannot eliminate the possibility of Shin Hyun hiring him. Detective Kim, there was there nothing in the results of those account we investigated right? And did you know that since they strictly regulate condemned criminals, the common errand boy couldn't meet with Youngtaek Heo. No. That bastard knew Youngtaek Heo. That's what the bastard said with his own mouth. Did Shin Hyun know Youngtaek Heo? So, is there anything that's changed? The incident arouse by Shin Hyun hiring someone, what does that mean? It isn't too late now. We have to get a subpoena now and pursuit the bastard. Shin Hyun got the death penalty at the first trial and didn't appeal. The bastard will die soon. So what purpose is there to catch a bastard like him. To him the death penalty again? If Shin Hyun knows Youngtaek Heo then the story is different. Shin Hyun committed 6 murders, and there is still three left. A second, third, Youngtaek Heo can come out. In this case, the evidence and witness are secure. There is nothing you can do about it unless you turn upside down the general situation. Sergeant Lee, we will conclude that this case was copycat crime of an mentally unstable person, and let's hand it over to the prosecution. What's next? Yes... I'm Bae Kilsoo. He agreed to stand as a witness against the gang's boss Yongman but the bastard disappeared. I'll quit. Are you out of your mind? I'd rather quit than be able to do nothing every time something happens. You, come out here! Wait... Let go! Let go! Of this... You... Bastard! Why have you been this way since yesterday? Come out! Here... You know why as well! Park, does a detective grab a criminal by the head? No... no... Shit... If you're that smart why be a detective when you can be a judge and a public prosecutor? Then why are stupid people so complicated? Kang! Have a drink straight down and forget everything, let's forget! Cheers Cheers! Fucking smart serial killers... What the fuck! Fucking dumb detective!! If you don't have the ains, then you've got to have the guts to catch them. Someone's come... someone's come... Aww, shit, a woman who's fucking smart has come. Hey, our Detective Kim also has come, so we'll have another rally to strengthen the unity. Okay... hostess! Give us another bottle of Cham-i-sul soju! It's not a rally to strengthen the unity but a farewell party. Hey. Stop it. Bastard. I'll rip your fucking mouth... For starters, let's just forget about this case for awhile. And your not trying to avoid it? I'm not avoiding it, I'm going back to it. I'm putting the case in my mind and looking at it in the long run. Although if our guess was wrong, it would be better... Okay, it's not like he's the only murderer in Korea. There are so many murderers just waiting for us! A lot! Do you know something? You're a lot meaner than I thought... Yeah. I'm mean. But, we won't be able to solve the case if we handle the situation with our hearts like you. Okay... you're right. We have to control our minds or else we'll go crazy like somebody. Hey! What's the matter with you guys! Really... Dick son of a bitch shit really... Hey Leave it! I'll take care of it... A woman who has ruined her innocence doesn't have the right to get married. That's why he cut the ring finger the 4th time I believe. I see you haven't been able to find the connection string between Hyun and this murder. Why do you think he copied the murders of Hyun? If you're curious about something go find Youngtaek Heo who's wandering around confused in the hospital. Yes. This is Kang... Where? Okay... It's about another case? Go. If this case is solved, then there's no reason for us to meet again? Even though you're the head doctor, a record of you visiting Shin Hyun too much... If the case is reopened... that kind of factor will be used as evidence that you're a possible suspect. Shit Kang... where the hell is Kang? If we wait any longer Kilsoo Bae will start to notice. How is it?? Standby at G3 zone! Will carefully watch the situation!! Okay R2!! Shit bastard... Shit... Oh my gosh!! What is this! What the fuck is this. Ayiee Fucking scared the crap out of me!! Follow me. It's like maze... I guess this place is right... The trail stops here... Where did it go? Lt... Did you contact the scientific investigation team?? Look for it!! Until they come... If there's no footprint, did it just fly away? Shit!!! Aww, fuck son of a bitch. The victim has no relation to Youngtaek Heo, and is a third party, the criminal re-enacted the method that Shin Hyun used in murders. 10 months ago the victim... before marriage she had two abortions. Shin Hyun believed that she didn't have the right to wear the wedding ring, so he cut off her ring finger on her left hand. So it's the same crime again... Uh... what happened to the footprint at the scene of the crime? It's a 270mm man's dress shoe. We're guessing the weight is approximately 70kg. How was the next murder of Shin Hyun's carried out? Next... In order to understand the nobility of life, after murdering the doctor who was to perform an abortion, he excavated the doctor's uterus. For the sake of life's nobility, to murder cruelly... must I consult a fortune teller about Shin Hyun's future... The last murder victim of Shin Hyun was a woman in her 50's. Up to now the identity was not revealed. Concerning this one patient, Shin Hyun just won't open his mouth. She is so drunk... Hey, do that again, bitch! Hey... Hey! Who the fuck are you? What are you doing now? Hey, hey! Oh, right... You're the fucking fellow of that bitch? Take away... You bastard! You fucking asshole! Whom are you calling in the name of bitch?! I don't know at all. I'm busy running away from the gangs of Yongman. How could I kill someone? Hey, son of a bitch! Bastard! When did I tell you that you murdered someone? Just inform us if you saw suspicious man or heard strange sound when the murder case happened. You idiot! Suspicious man, and strange sound? That place is not inn. So I didn't hear the strange sound. Use your ain! Shit! How could I remember all the thing? I'm busy running away... A son of a bitch! Are you fooling me? Do you want to die? I said I don't know at all. And... Is my head the Bell of Boshin-gak? Why don't you fill the number of 33? So keep count of them! Four, five, six... seven, eight... Now, hand over to the prosecution. The results of the second round postmortem examination that you requested have come in. But... But what?? Umm, the victim of this case, unlike the other victims, has been revealed to be a virgin. Shin Hyun's first open trial was proceeded five times. Those who attended the whole trials are all of them 37. I think Shin Hyun's adherents are among them. Among them by excluding the journalists and the persons concerned... Jungwoo Han Youngjin Choi!! This guy!! Such a at!! Youngjin Choi. Age 31. Now an abstract painter. An Ex-lecturer of a university. Last year... convicted of assaulting a few girls sexually. Also Shin Hyun's senior in his university. According to detective Kang, he showed up again in the spot of the 4th case. Menstruation usually occurs every twenty-eight days. Given the body's decomposition state, the first case... seems to have occurred... 28 days before the third case took place in a techno-bar. And the first, third, and fifth murder that Shin Hyun committed occurred periodically in every 28 days. As detective Kim said I admit that the odd-numbered cases occurred on every 28 days, but the even-numbered cases occurred very... irregularly!! That's the three days in the middle of the menstrual cycle. Supposing the menstrual period... consists of 28 days ordinary women ovulate for two or three days after two weeks pass since the beginning of menstruation. That is, the even-numbered cases happened during the ovulation period. An unmarried Mom, abortion, and... All the cases are related to pregnancy!! That explains why that fellow had waited for 10 months!! The guy had to wait until the baby came out into the world!! After 10 month, he started again. Did you kill someone else as you did Youngtaek Heo? Whom do you mean? Are you really ignorant of? What do you know the most silliest thing is? It's to be sure of his own knowledge about something... Shut the fuck up!! You bastard!! You looks excited that everything goes along as you planned... Your look... you know what? The Children's look who twist chicken's neck thoughtlessly and have fun... That is the same as yours. I think you know that every expression has some meaning beneath it. Those who strive hard to hide themselves... Those who pretend to be innocent in spite of toying with others' lives... Are you throwing those words to yourself? You don't understand the dimensions now! Dimensions... you are just a condemned criminal who murdered six innocent women and now awaits your death!! You see things so superficially!! Give ear to an abyss! Unless, you will be stuck in the six corpses. Are you distinguishing your deeds from Children's? Children do on their own. They are not mean like you enough to entangle other person... you say meanness... Death is the sole relief to those who abandon others' lives cowardly as well as those who are abandoned by them... Someday, you'll get to comprehend... Forget it... We have no more time to listen to your story... you are stronger than I thought... You must hate me... for I led detective Han to death... You cannot close the wound by covering it with a cold look and a stinging tongue! Are you free from the man who left his beloved behind and kill himself? Do you think you could have been free in this situation? Forever with you Jungwoo Jungwoo Han, what drove him to death? What is the knot he couldn't undo? What a pain he was in!! Why couldn't I soothe the pain? Maybe... it was inevitable and you could not hold him back. He was just a helpless and weak creature... I think the same mistake is not gonna be made... Time's over. I've gotta go. Someday, we can enjoy together the light from the sunny sky... I've been glad with you. I've been here with my mom, I used to call her my sister. Why do you think I called her as my sister? That's how we could make a living. I didn't know the meaning at that time. Isn't this world a shit? Every night, I had to see my mom with different guys. I grew up in a district where ladies under the red light set with their legs crossed. I called them sis. In such way, I could distinguish them from my mom. I would walked along this seashore with my mom and sometimes she would carry me on her back. Where's she now? Dead. To me, she was real only in this seashore. March 28th Hello... yes... okay... I see. Do you forget today is the day?? Youngjin Choi, that chap, was diagnosed as mentally deranged, and then received medical attention from Dr. Chu on his probation. Chu Kyoungsook, I knew this, sick bitch!! Walk her off right now! Not now... just watch her. I don't think Dr. Chu is willing to be under our investigation. Just watch her again?? Knowing somebody will be murdered today? - What the fuck? - Get off, you idiot!! Open the fuck the door!! It's the police. As they grow up, they gets furious at the violence which victimized them. And as a result, they come to seek an object that they can project their fury on. They usually target women that's because they want to show off their strength. The class is over. See you next week. Just calm down! It's me, detective Kim!! It's me, detective Kim!! It's comfortable... and warm... Did you feel comfortable until you came out in the world? Ummm... Why? What do you see? It's okay... say it! No, no... Don't do that! It hurts. If you say it, it will not hurt you. Say it, what do you see? Something glitters... like metal... that presses my head. No, oh no... Mom... mommy... please don't do that. It hurts me! Mom! If you kill me, you will die, too! Whom do you mean? You're gonna kill me... If you kill me, you'll die too! You're gonna kill me... Pardon me... Mommy! I'm sorry... I'm sorry... The possibility of an em yo surviving the abortion is under 3. Shin Hyun was born in this possibility, his memory of aggression that he felt in the womb. confronting the abortion, comes to control his subconscious. His aggressive activity can be regarded as expression of his hatred toward women... which comes from his fear in the womb. The execution was ordered all of a sudden. Seeing what happened to Dr. Chu... and with people fussing over saying this is a replay serial murders, they must have felt it necessary to end this before things got worse. How was the end? He took it calm and serene. His last words were he killed his mother. His mother? Are you trying to quit smoking or... is it that you can't get rid of the thought of smoking? There was someone I loved... He also tried to catch Shin Hyun. What would he do in my situation? Ah, shit... Kyoungsook Chu appears on the passenger list but Youngjin Choi doesn't. Let me see! The owner of the basement office. What kind of person is he? It's a bastard named Youngmo Kim. I smell something suspicious about him... that son of a bitch. The owner of the basement workroom, Kim Youngmo is proved to be a homeless! Choi, Youngjin has lived by the name of Kim, Youngmo until now. And Youngjin Choi bought plane tickets with that name every time Kyoungsook Chu was flying to Kangneung and in Kangneung we found a villa Youngjin Choi owns. The important thing is... the dates of murder and Choi, Youngjin and Dr. Chu's visit to Kangneung are coincidental. - Here! - Yes, sir! Turn it over. April 14th Another person moving through me... I could control it at first, but now, I can't. Repeated murder... I am getting more and more afraid of that existence. What can I choose to do now that I can no longer control him? Dr. Chu's patient, Youngjin Choi had a split personality and believed that he himself was Shin Hyun. Youngjin who was indulged in diabolism worshiped Shin Hyun frantically, so raised his another self, Shin Hyun. But he seems to have been very afraid of serial murders even though he considered Shin Hyun, who was inside him, was his salvation. So he committed suicide... but why change the object of his murder? I think he was confused. It is speculated that this was a mistake caused by the battle with the uncontrollable self. What about Shin Hyun's maneuvering? That point will be made clear when the psychiatric test of Youngtaek Heo is completed. Including the one in Techno-bar, in three cases, the bully is considered to be Youngjin Choi, according to the investigation team. Okay, then, arrange for a press conference!! Hey, Kang! Are you afraid? Fucking bastard! He always makes me crazy! Anyway this case was finished. Don't worry and undo a package! Is all the end? Now Detective Han will be in peace in the grave. So... forget it! Anyway both Shin Hyun and Youngjin Choi have passed away. So nothing would happened. Detective Park! Was this foot's size 270? Hello? Speaking. What the hell are you doing? Let me know the reason! You drove me to distraction! Really... why do you... What? What is Youngtaek Heo's phone number? Why? What is after-hypnosis? It means... if hypnotist give some allusion to his hypnotic... the hypnotic go into hypnosis automatically at the appointed time. Do you mean the hypnotic could be hypnotic state in spite of the hypnotist's death? In that day, it is natural that there was only three people's bloodstained-footprint in that spot. The footprint of Detective Kang, Youngjin Choi and me... But there are only two. The woman's is mine, and the rest man's... either Youngjin Choi's or Detective Kang's... Youngjin Choi's foot size is 285... So it will be other's. But the size was 270mm which was detected in the prostitute quarter and basement. It's same as Detective Kang's footprint. Miyun, will you please drop that subject? Look into the list of Youngjin Choi's phone call. He phoned to Detective Kang and Youngtaek Heo just before the murder case. The phone's bell sound which I heard at the basement was same as Detective Kang's. Do you mean that the phone's bell sound is the implication of hypnosis? I have no word in reply. How could the bell sound implicate the hypnosis? Through cellular phone, some sound should be traveled to him. The sound is the implication of hypnosis. Fuck! Detective Kang is not. Why don't you say that this is not the truth! Don't do that! Put the gun down. We can find a way. We heard that something could eak the hypnotic spell. Put it down. Look me straight in the eyes! Hey, Kang! It's not your fault. You had no choice. There is nothing to worry about. I wish I didn't meet him.

Joonghoon Park Jingyoung Jung Moonsik Lee The political instability in Asia is due to you two kingdoms We, Tang, set the rules and order What's wrong with Koguryo and Baekche? You didn't follow Tang's rules! Tang is only less than 50 years old! Koguryo is more than 7 hundred You dare go against Heaven's order? What order? Who the hell made it? It was made by Heaven and I am representing Heaven Your father slaughtered his own others to be a king Was that also the order of Heaven? He just questioned the legitimacy of royalty! All right, I took the power by means of a coup d'etat! You're from half-royal family and KIM Yu-sin made you the king! Baekche, King Euja, your dad was the son of the 2nd wife? None of us are in a position to question legitimacy! What is a war for if not to get legitimacy out of illegitimacy? I'd call it political move! Killing my people every single day, is it also a political move? Since you took the throne 20 years ago Shilla has been living in a state of hell! It was part of the process of acquiring power in the beginning! You even killed my daughter, remember? Then you mother fucker did murder great-grandfather in 554! You want me to list all of fucking shit we've done to each other? You don't' deserve to live in the same world with me! Shut up! I'm the king of the Great Tang! Complain about my order no more! What is the order, Emperor? Tribute to Tang is the minimum... respect for small kingdoms but you two kingdoms blocked Shilla's route to offer their tribute! 'Cause king KIM Choon-chu is a son-of-a-bitch! Koguryo, why did you construct the long wall? Do you know how much tension it has made in Asia? It's none of your damn business what we build or destroy! You want a war? How dare you speak to the emperor like that? I'll say what I want - KIM Choon-chu! - Koguryo piece of shit! Shut up! As of today I proclaim you Baekche and Koguryo the axel of evil in Asia a threat to order! They are damn way worse than an axel of evil! What the hell! Shilla, you can't join our axel of evil! Shilla KIM Choon-chu stop licking his ass! Baekche bitch! I will avenge my daughter's death! You declare a war? Hwangsanbul June 660 AD Sabi Palace, Baekche Your Highness! Your Highness! Your Highness! Tang's warships just arrived at Inchon port! Your Highness! 2858 Tang warships... About 70 soldiers per ship... if I calculate it correctly they are... countless Their commander is Sojungbang, the notorious one! What a damn good strategy! They want to go further to the north, Koguryo! No, just look at this map This is Koguryo Pyoungyang and this is our palace So their ships are in the middle How confusing! Is Tang going to attack... Koguryo or Baekche? If they want to attack Baekche they shouldn't have anchored at Inchon! I think that it is... it is... Come on son! Spit it out That it is... You mean, Shilla? Yes, Shilla is... That it is... - For Christ's sake, say it! - Going further north? Your Highness! We counted up to 50,000 Shilla soldiers near Han River KIM Yu-sin is the commander and KIM Choon-chu and his son are also there Just as I was saying This is Namhan River and Shilla is going to go further north! Tang and Shilla will join their powers in water and on land... and attack Koguryo, I swear! Yes, Yes. I'm sure Who do they want, us or Koguryo? Ichoen/ Namhan Riverside north of Baekche Oh man. I'm scared shitless But if we make it through, - this we can go home - Sure Let's rehearse for the last time Ok, you go first! I hate Baekche Yeah, me, too Kill Baekche! Absolutely! Victory for Shilla Baekche bastards Shilla forever! My beloved Shilla! You think we are convincing enough? I don't know. Let's do it We're already here at Icheon How far are we going to go? Just forget it I was almost killed when I asked about our mission Seeing King and the general are out here... it's not going to be a small war I'm thinking we'll attack Koguryo. What do you think? What do care whether it's Baekche or Koguryo? Have we ever been told where we are going? No! Anyway it's not Baekche, right? If then, we should've gone Hwangsanbul by way of Tanhyun! It's crazy not to use that route How come you are so well aware of Baekche routes? Everyone knows that kind of stuff, right? No, I don't' know How about you? Nope No one from Shilla knows so much about Baekche What you said is bull shit! What's wrong with knowing about Baekche? Nothings wrong but it's strange to know routes we've never been on Why is that strange, you ass? You are pissing me off What's all this noise? Fighting? Who the hell is this guy? Let's just all calm down About what? How come you side with this shit? He never did! We are all comrades in blood Comrades in blood, right! Comrades? Yes, Comrades! We all now have the same fate so let's just forget about it Sure, even if we Baekche attacked you no hard feelings, right? Sure. We're all others Baekche and Shilla - We Baekche? - Attack you? - Attack Shilla? - Baekche attacked Shilla? It's not what you think We're not spies! Baekche spies, catch them! The general approaches! General KIM Yu-sin! Sojungbang has finally arrived in Inchon... with 130,000 soldiers I would send only my son to greet him, but... But what? He is too young to greet him, so... You called Tang so you go kiss his ass! Stop grumbling and just go welcome him! The Emperor promised to give us power over the entire peninsula after the war so you go there and make him feel welcome How much we get out of this war... totally depends on you! You make me do the work and you reap the benefits Can't you show me some respect? Even though I'm your other-in-law I am still the king of Shilla! I prefer to see you as my family, not as my king Be off! I really don't like him The actual war is already over The battle is just a formality We have only to negotiate post war matters You know why I'm sending you for the post war negotiation Yes, Your Highness I don't trust KIM Yu-sin the stubborn old man! What I really want from the meeting is to have the fate of the Baekche king in my hands! King Euja, Baekche turd I will kill him! Inchon Port/ West Coast Hey, uncle! How have you been? In-moon, my other, what a great job of inging a big army! Dad and I had to go through tough negotiations to get it Sojungbang is not easy to handle KIM shouldn't lose his temper He thinks our dad is kissing Tang's ass You look cool in official Tang dress! It's not a dress. It's a long coat over my pants I value this official Tang post more than being a Prince of Shilla You're KIM Yu-sin, right? How old are you? How old are you? Tell him, it's none of his business! He won't tell What's your zodiacal sign? Your zodiacal sign? Tell me his first He wants to tell you first Then show him the hierarchy of Tang's officials Let him know how high I am Look at this At the top is General Sojungbang And just below him my name KIM In-moon! My dad, king of Shilla... Where is he? Here at the bottom KIM Choon-chu - What about me? - You and KIM Yu-sin are not here Your fate is up to his decision Shut the fuck up! Be ready to receive my orders These are the orders, listen carefully Tang's army will take the ships and go down... to the south to the mouth of Keum River Shilla goes takes the land route to the south and we will meet... in front of Sabi Palace The most important thing is the deadline Make it sure you are there by July 12th Tang takes ships like you are on a vacation And we do the bloody battles with Baekche to ing you the rice, for you to devour We're food deliverers? Be there on July 10th! You're kidding me. Out of the question! He wants to see you on July 11th What the hell you old bastard! - General! - Calm down! We are here because Shilla asked us to Of course we ought no food or supplies But you're so impolite that we're leaving right away! You really want us to go back to Tang? Why are you staring at me? Meeting over! Your Highness! Your Highness! KIM Yu-sin's army is approaching from the north! Tang's ships are sailing to the south! KIM Choon-chu's army is coming from the northeast! Oh my god! Then it was for us, not Koguryo! Those idiots made us fucked-up You guys have nothing but shit inside your heads! What? Shall I eak yours open and see what you have inside? We've 2 key defense points Tanhyun and Kibulpo You princes defend Sabi Palace You officials defend... Tanhyun and Kibulpo. Understand? The King didn't give a damn thing to us... other than telling us to send our armies? Your kingdom is in crisis and you assholes don't give a shit? The king called us 'assholes'! He sure did If you accept our conditions we'll think about it How come you're saying that your kingdom is threatened! Is it really our kingdom? I don't hesitate to say that it's your kingdom, you princes Since the king appointed 41 sons highest officials 3 years ago this kingdom means nothing to us Cut the crap and tell me your conditions! Dismiss all the princes from the official posts, then... - I will think about it - May the devil take you! Get out of my sight! - If that's what you want - Let's leave Don't just sit there You get out of here, too! You, too! Call Kye-Baek Oh, Kye-Baek That's got to hurt Don't do that so hard! Did you damage my floor? Come up here, closer! Hey, easy on the floor, it's old! You look miserable drinking alone! The servant's didn't ing any side dishes here? I am ok How is your family? I'm too busy with wars to take care of them Really? How many kids do you have? Three How wise! Many kids do more trouble than good Look at me, I have 41 sons. Nothing but headaches, they are - Let me pour for you - Yes, Your Highness Now let me pour for you No, Kye-Baek let me pour one more glass Kye-Baek! Yes, Your Highness One more glass, please Kye-Baek Yes, Your Highness No one... but you can do it! Let me pour for you All right You're leaving already! I've got to go to bed early to prepare for it Call the officials meeting tomorrow morning While tigers leave their hides, we humans leave our names of honor Drink it. It will be painless Drink or I've no choice but to kill you with my sword I thought this meeting was called to accept our conditions! Kye-Baek hates the greed of the lords Kye-Baek is doing a great job Does it have to come to this between you and me? Are you following the King's orders? Put the sword down There are two choices have your neck oken or give me 500 soldiers each? Alright we will give you soldiers! How long have we been together? About 20 years - How about you? - 18 years, sir - You? - 17 years, sir - You? - Why are you asking this? You out, now! I didn't mean... I mean... I've been 14 years 8 months and 3 days You've done a great job of not dying yet Now you... join me to do it! Be here in an hour your armor sewn on We will not take off our armor until we do it - Got it? - Yes, sir How long have you fought for me? 10 years, sir How about you? 7 years! And you? I don't understand why you are asking! You out, now! Oh my god Count... less years! You're the elite of this defense army! The rest, the lords' armies are nothing! We go to Hwangsanbul! Do it with your armor! What did you do before the war? July 9, 660, Hwangsanbul Jobless Hey! Hey! The Shilla bastards make fires for cooking We will eat, too. Make the fires! Hurry! Hurry! I'm starving What the hell are Baekche bastards are doing? What the hell is that? Smoke? Smoke, right! - The Baekche dogs they eat their meals - They eat their meals - Baekche shit heads are eating - Now we can eat, too! Let's eat! Now! - Finish your eakfasts? - Yes, sir! Food always tastes better in the middle of the battlefield Time to start the games Yes, sir! If your men are good you only need 1/10th of your opponents' strength Shilla is 50,000 and we're 5,000 Perfect, isn't it? This is do or die, men. No in-betweens! We are ready to die here, right? Go and tell your men I wanna see each kill ten Shilla men before they die - Got it? - Yes, sir! If they don't do their job, I will kill them! Sir, yes sir! Remember, I did it with the armor before we got here Make it sure that your men do it, too Yes, sir! In short, to do it we need to do it with the armor so we can do that to them - Got it? - Yes, sir! You hear anything? I learned by heart every single word he spat! What did he say? I did 'it' with the armor before we got here Make it sure that your men do 'it', too What? Did he say anything about their tactics? Sure Our strategy in this war is to do 'it' we need to do 'it' with the armor so we can do 'that'... That's it Son-of-a-bitch! What's that? Lt, it, it, that, that, that! Decoder, go do your job Look at the chart He said a total 4 times coded it and once that the first do it could refer to one of the two either say or pay attention the problem is the 2nd it don't forget to tell your men to do 'it' with their armor! It means... absolutely no clue What does it mean referring to his tactics? Look at the chart In do that to them that means... our tactics. Easily decoded A great job! And in we have to do 'it' with our armor so we can do 'that' it and that means... sorry but... absolutely no clue! This is the hardest thing I've ever done, in 20 years We can't make sense of this No all-out attack until it is decoded perfect You decoder, do your job by tomorrow or I will kill you Feeling Each Other Out Shilla, Shilla! Halt! Move out! Baekche, Baekche! Victory to Shilla! Shilla! Shilla! Victory to Shilla! Shilla! Shilla! Baekche wins! - Ready? - Sure! - Sure? - Yes! Let's begin! We're 50,000, you're 5,000 You want something to eat? You dirty dog, Kye-Baek! Did you eat your last meal? Row row row your boat Gently down the stream! Merrily merrily, we're rowing to defeat you! What's your damn business here? You want to get killed that bad? KIM Yu-sin, go to hell! Dig the grave for Kye-Baek! Hi, Ho! Baekche, it's your last day! Hi, Ho! Baekche! Begin! General, what are you doing? The deadline is tomorrow, and we haven't advance an inch! Baekche holds their ground firmly. Can you squeeze by? If we lose, what happens to all the rice? The rice is the first concern It's me who knows Kye-Baek better than any other one - His strategy is... - What's that? To fight fiercely, without being tricked by KIM Yu-sin, right? You've lost every war against him! What? Have you ever beaten Kye-Baek? You're afraid of Kye-Baek, that's why you don't dare to attack! How did you know that? That's exactly what I am! I'm afraid of him unbelievably! General, what's all this about? Just thrust our sword and drive them out Just thrust our sword? Nerve war 1, 2, 3, 4 1, 2, 3, 4 1, 2, 3, 4 1, 2, 3, 4 - Halt! - 1, 2! Spears! Down! Shields! Down! Helmets! Down! You dick heads ready to fight? Let's have a fight Think you're tough? Come closer and say that Shilla, asshole! You want to a fight? Yeah come on down here you backward hicks! Let me scratch your ass holes with my spear! You dirty disgusting pigs! Like we're scared or something Look, they are insane! Hey! You, son of a bitch! We're growing wearing of your childish body language! 1, 2, 3! 1, 2, 3! I'll shove my fist up your ass and pull your head out of it! I'll cut off your sausage and cram it up your butt! I'll slap you so hard you'll see tomorrow! You guys suck cow dick! - You dick heads! - What the...? I'll pluck out your eyeballs And I'll eat them! You think they'll really do all that stuff? They're lame Ghost squad, let's go! Fear us! Fear us! Cock! Cock-sucker! Cock-sucker, fucker! I'm not scared I am ready for this Don't be afraid The worst that can happen is that we will die Let's fight! I'll take out your eyeballs And stuff donkey dicks in the holes Fucker! Fucker! I'll poke a hole in your head to see the blood and marrow Then we'll feast on your heads You pussies! We have over 40 side dishes every meal, You idiot! You pussies! - Fucker! - Fucker, Fucker! We'll fry you up in oil! Fucker, Fucker! KIM Choon-chu is a dog fucker Fucker, Fucker! We'll dine on your pan-fried eyeballs Fucker, Fucker! You incestuous mother fuckers! You grand mom fuckers! You great grand mom fuckers! Baekche was born with Curses in their mouths You mother fuckers! At Kibulpo, the mouth of Keum River near Baekche's palace We Baekche have just won the two battles in a row Fucking good beginning fucking bad ending Let's begin the post-war negotiations No negotiations, I give orders and you follow! Now I'll deliver the orders from the Emperor For the division of land, Baekche will be under the control of Shilla Sure, sure But... Baekche will come under the control of Tang... unless Shilla's army arrives here... on July 10th with rice July l0th is tomorrow aren't the orders a bit demanding Then it means... if we hold them until tomorrow... Dad, go seek refuge at Woong-Jin Palace, please Brother, how can such a puss be a prince? We fight until the last moment! There's nowhere to hide nothing to fight with Dad, I've got a good idea What's that? A ibe! Bribe? What if Tang doesn't accept? That's it. That's the essence of the ibe No one snaps up a ibe at the first offer At first, No, no we can't possibly...! But it's just a formality of ibery Eventually they'll take our offer It's the way this stuff goes You third son, come here Dad? How come you are so well aware of ibing? Only those who've tasted meat can know how delicious it is Let me do it. I'll kiss Sojungbang's ass if I have to Trust me and let me do it Okay, I will give you the ibe and you'll take care of it - Okay! - All right! - Oh, Dad... - That was it - Bribe him with that - Oh, Dad! General! A royal letter from the King - Read it with all your heart - Yes, sir! Kye-Baek, I know how tough it is to do 'it' over there KIM Yu-sin is now carrying the rice for Tang soldiers Unless he arrives at Sabi Palace by July 10th 130,000 soldiers of Tang will go hungry and crazy Sojungbang is in charge of postwar negotiations Just do 'it' for one more day hold out... I will go to the talks with Sojungbang myself Do you understand what I mean? We lost battles two battles and now play with a puzzle? - Tell me what you found? - Yes, sir! Lt has 77 meanings and... that can refer to 176 things All this into consideration let me see... 1,206,128 possibilities I narrowed it down to 361 possibilities Do even know anything about decoding? I make lots of educated guesses Look at this! It's urgent to raise the morale of the soldiers Nothing works better for that than a one on one duel Who's the strongest among us? Counter Attack One-eyed pig, come out! He doesn't make a good first impression What do you want? Kye-Baek's dog! One-eyed punk! One-eyed freak - I will be back soon! - I see You don't know how to respect your commander! - Down, up! - General - lie down! - General Someone wants to see you What kind of fucker dares to call me? Who's the fucking bastard? - A dirty one-eyed Shil... - Shit! A dirty looking pig, sir You came to get back your eye I took 3 years ago? What a shame! I ate it, 'cause it's said to make my dick erect Not according to your wife Enjoy your last moments of sight with that one eye I'm going to make you go blind today I'll enjoy eating your other eye! What's the problem? Come out! I'm going crazy. Tomorrow is the deadline, tomorrow What are you going to do? We have to eak their blockade at all costs We have to figure out what 'it' and 'that' is! Shut up, you illiterate punk! Don't irritate me, moron What? Moron? We are from different royal families I am from Shilla pure royal blood! And me? Hy id with no linear decency - What? - Shut up! Calm down General, what are you going to do? If we can't make it by tomorrow... We'll all be hanged We have to have an all-out attack! All-out attack? Now? All-out Attack! Attack! Attack! Hurry, attack! Time to attack! Attack! Attack! Why didn't they attack? At war, we have to take steps But the problem is that it takes forever, to take steps! You've no idea what the war is If we attack now we're all dead Kye-Baek killed his own family for this It has motivated his soldiers made them respect him Shall we go kill my family? Then will you attack? Have patience Chun-Jon! Tell Kye-Baek that I want to play chess with him Mental War Attention! I was expecting you It's Baekche's land, that's why Kye-Baek, you want some advice? Shut the fuck up and you might learn something The moment Tang's ships arrived the war was finished Step aside, so as not to make unnecessary victims We all have to die sometime It's your turn You killed your family for this war Family life is overrated You are well versed in war but know nothing of politics If you have no sense of politics you are an idiot Your men will die in vain So you know politics well that's why you deliver rice? It's so hot Isn't it? Why don't you take off your armor before you get a heat rash I won't even think about it until I've done it It drives me mad just take it off for me Do this, do it, do that. I don't care! You don't know what I'm saying? It's sewn on You want to see? Look Not only I have done it all my troops have done it Oh you did it to the armor I see Check! Defended Check! No retreating! - Check! - Defended Checkmate! Kye-Baek, however versatile we human beings are... we can never lick our own elbows See you tomorrow What does that mean? Lick our own elbows? If KIM Yu-sin doesn't come by tonight Much of this land will fall under the control of Tang Daedong River in the north... ours Yesung River and Han River in the middle... ours Nakdong River, just keep that, as before I would appreciate if you give us one more day Are you kidding? My dad says we should attack now He doesn't give a shit if all 50,000 die You get the rice in front of the Sabi Palace by the 10th Suppose we all are dead and the rice taken? Tang would get hungry and go back Then what will your dad do? Shut your mouth and just do what you're told to How dare? What's wrong with you? I'm representing the king Now I am the king! If you disobey me, you're relieved! Relieved, you say? Such words from a kid! If you are ready to give your life... Just cut my neck You, you dad, politicians don't know a damn thing of war The stronger doesn't survives but the survivor is the stronger! You two... your sons are Hwarang royal cadets! Tell me about yourself My name is Ban-Gul Not that, I know I am your son What did apply for the royal cadets? As a man... honor is everything For Shilla soldiers morale is the first thing - Sure! - But someone should die to improve it Sure! One of the high officials! You mean you want to die? You're a man's man! I want to, but... I'm too old to have any effect Then who should die for the best effect? You are KIM Yu-sin's nephew and a son-in-law? No one with a long life has been remembered in history But, dad, I want to live long Long? If you die today, it means you live a thousand years If I were as young as you I would be dying to die! But it has no effects at all Dying early, it means the greatest honor You a real man, right? Kwanchang, my son! You know we're from pure royal blood You've got to get over there before Ban-Gul As of today, your name will be remembered Kwanchang will be synonymous with Hwarang! You will be remembered in history forever You aren't doing this 'cause you're being forced to, right? A dad would never push his son to die, 'cause he's told - This is not dying in vain, right? - No, son. It's not! You'll be famous! Your name will be recited by descendants forever My son, the dream is coming true Let these words guide you to your death Die with heroic resolution! I swear by our family name you'll be a hero... The bastard went first He robbed you of your glory! What? I am Ban-Gul of Shilla Hwarang - Ban... what? - He is alone! You've got some big balls for such a little kid! So what did the bitch say? I forgot, damn Kye-Baek, are you afraid of my sword? He's too young to distinguish a sword form a spear yet What the hell! I am the nephew and the son-in-law of KIM Yu-sin and the son of the younger other of KIM Yu-sin - I am Ban-Gul, Hwarang - Whose son are you again? - He put on some make-up - Tell Kye-Baek to come out Hey kid, just slow down don't cry One thing I don't get! How can you be his nephew and a son-in-law? What kind of family is like that? Tell Kye-Baek to come out right now! Watch your mouth! Don't talk to elders like that Kye-Baek is not one of your friends He needs a spanking? Oh, man! You're cheating General KIM Yu-sin is here! Your bones ache before the weather changes, right? That's right, sir So how about now? I just started to feel pain in my bum shoulder I've been in pain for 1 hour which means... it's going to rain around 3 or 4 this afternoon I agree with that - Are you sure? - Yes, sir When you feel extreme pain, tell me right away Yes, sir Can any of you do it? No, my tongue is cramping What was that old bastard trying to say to me? Another kid from Shilla! Tell Kye-Baek that I am here I am the son of the other of the son-in-law of the king of Shilla I am Kwanchang, of Hwarang I am Kwanchang! What the hell are you talking about your family repeatedly? We're not interested in your family at all! Go away, white face boy All right, Kopchang, what ought you here? His name is Kwanchang I wanna see Kye-Baek! He's our general And you call him like your dog? That arrow came too close! Tell Kye-Baek to come out! You are a dog! I am disappointed to see you're such pussy! Take him alive! Come and get me Go! This is for my kingdom! Kill me! Kill him! Kill him! KIM Yu-sin, I won't take the bait If we kill him, his strategy works I won't let that happen Send him back alive! Then why did we bother catching? Do this, do that, how irritating! - Just do it - He has his reasons - Don't come again - You Bastards! Kill me! Kill me! I can't go back like this Good bye You call yourself Hwarang? You dare call yourself a royal cadet! Damn it, then you go there! They wouldn't kill me. Nothing I could do! What an idiot you are! I'll do whatever you want me to do I will go again You, Kye-Baek, are you a man? You killed your bitch and kids! That must have been a pleasure for you Why didn't kill me, then? Don't move Why did you come back? You are Kwanchang? How old are you? Old enough to be here! Who told you to do this? Who told you to kill your family? All right, KIM Yu-sin, I will take the bait Kill him Send out more young boys of Hwarang Are you insane? Sure, I am And you're insane for sending your son to be killed Kye-Baek is insane for killing his family! We're all mad! War is only for insane bastards! Continue sending more Hwarang A flower is remembered, gone with a full bloom! How about now? I'm aching all over my old body My arms, shoulders... General, it's going to rain around 3 hours later A couple of showers, for sure - Are you sure? - Yes, sir Deploy the Catapults and make clay balls You two go around arousing animosity for Baekche! Yes, sir What the hell are we doing... In the middle of farming season... I'm scared to death It's all because of Baekche bastards! I've been an enemy of Baekche, since our great grand father We can't be from the same land! Sure, Baekche and we have different roots Different ancestors, right? What the use of all these clay balls? Hey, take it! Do it right! You splashed me! I'm sick of hearing what those Baekche bastards say Always it, this and that! What's it? Right! I've no clue what they mean and they are fucking liars They should be killed For our posterity's sake Absolutely! When we kill them, we have to kill them all! If not we'll regret it later! Kill them, root them out! How come they send their kids out to be killed? It's not right! I feel something's wrong That's an arrogant way to show off your number? If you want, I will kill you Ok, this is the beginning If we don't hold out for today, it is useless Just until the end of this day - You can't fight on empty stomachs - Let's eat and work! - One piece, please - Think of others! This could be the last meal! Hey, hey You can eat mine, too Just eat it Slow down, or you'll choke before you can fight - Why you don't eat? - You eat mine, I'm ok Water, please Take your time, please Beop-Min... You're my nephew Yes, uncle Hum-Soon... You're my younger other Sure Poom-ll... - You're Beop-Min's in-law? - Yes So we are all blood-tied family, right? And Beop-Min will be the king of Shilla someday We all stand behind him until the end We fight for ourselves Not for Tang, remember! Rice delivery, it's for ourselves, right? Kill off every single Baekche bastard - Are you ready? - Yes, sir! My beloved Baekche men Why do we put blood in our lips? To tasted death before it comes It is not certain that you will live! The only sure thing in this fucked up world is death! Get rid of all lingering affection for life and here and today, in Hwangsanbul... let's do it, fight avely to the death! We can do it! We can do it! We can do it! Chun-Jon, you take the lead attack the first Any hesitating men, just kill them I will take the lead of the first squad! Win this war and Baekche's land is yours! Victory, Shilla! Victory, Shilla! Aim! Fire! First squad, attack! Wait! Wait until they come closer! Now! Kill the dogs! Dirty Shilla fuck heads! You come up here, you die! General, it's nothing! Many soldiers, no ains! This is our land, you mother fucker! Die! Go to hell! This is it? Never take off your armor! Don't take off your armor! Wash it off with some water It's so heavy! Don't take off your armor! I can't move! More Shilla troops! Don't take them off! - Don't take them off! - I can't move! Okay, take them off. We can take them off! We can leave this fucked-up world! Let's fight to death! My other, don't die! It's fucking hot! It's the only way for the rice to ripen General, run away It's disgraceful to run away! You have to face the last moment fearlessly While tigers leave only their hides, we humans leave our names of honor What's your name? I'm humble to have no name Just call me, it General, just run away! Lt, what did you do? I was a farmer The grains are fully ripe How tough it'll be for my mom alone! Before we die, we have to leave something, right? - Lt! - Yes, sir I want to leave you behind Just go Help mom to harvest Never! I will die here! - General! - Go! - I won't go! - Leave now! - I can't go! - Just go, hurry! Checkmate, nowhere to go, we have to face them now! All-out attack! Oh... General! General! It's so hot It's damn hot! We'd rather die in honor than live in shame Drink it. It will be painless What did you say? You think you have the right? Did you expect me to do it with a smile? I'll do as your bidding requires. Non-sense! The longer you wait, the harder Let's do it cleanly Oh my, you mean my beloved kids die now? You only sowed the seeds but didn't care for them Now you tell me to die? If you don't drink it, I will kill you I've been nothing but patient, since I married you Damn! You worthless thing. What have you done for us? I don't give a shit about the war, the kingdom, whatever! All I want is to keep my kids safe! If your parents were alive... would you kill them, too? While tigers leave only their hides, humans leave our names of honor Please, let's do this cleanly How stupid! You don't know the damn truth behind it! Tigers are killed because of hides, we humans are killed because of names, idiot! Dad, Baekche has been great for so long 700 years is too long to last It's not your inability Dad, just kill yourself Then you'll be sympathized with in history Then why don't you kill yourselves? It doesn't have the same effect if we die! The emperor promised me to give Baekche to me! Now Tang'll colonize Baekche? You double-crossed me But you know KIM Yu-sin was not being here on time! And it's your fault If you can't even do this, how can you defeat Koguryo? What happens to the king of Baekche? The emperor ordered that he along with high officials and family, be taken to Tang I don't even get the pleasure of taking his life? Why didn't you help us, In-moon? We fought like dogs and they took the meat, because of you! How can they insult you like this? We've had the bloody war for this? If you backstab us, we'll attack you before Koguryo KIM Yu-sin, calm down! From now on, General and I will take care of Koguryo and Tang You step aside! You Shilla worthless small kingdom, how dare! Tang bastard! I won't sleep until the last Tang bastard is driven away! Mom! Mom, I am back! - My son, he's back? - Mom! Mom! My son! Oh, My son! It's me. Your son! It's true! - I'm back alive! Mom! - Oh my god! You look terrible covered with all this blood

KOREA PICTURES presents a CULTURE CAP MEDIA PRODUCTION Executive Producer Soma H.Z. Chung Producer Choi Soonsik Co- producer Park Dojun Co- executive Producers Lee Dongjoo, Lee Seokjun starring Kim Raewon Moon Geunyoung Director Kim Hojun MY LITTLE BRIDE Honey Hey, you can't kick that... Jeez. You haven't changed one bit. It's you, Boeun. You're a big girl now. Great body! Nice curves. Drop it, okay? Hey, you little girl! Hey, give me a eak! They look so nice and shiny... Stop staring. You'll sprain your eyes. No, it's just that they look familiar. Anyway, what ings you here? Missed me so that you had to skip school? No, it's the school's anniversary. I was forced to come here. I'm wasting my time when I really have to study. Yeah, there's only 2 years left to the national exam. But people like you really make college look undesirable. What do you mean? You're a pervert and a playboy. I may be a playboy, but not a pervert. Here's your present. Just for you, keep it a secret to the family. Okay. Pretty, isn't it? It's padded. Real thick. You're a pervert! Should I help you put it on? - Should I? - Want me to punch you? - My son! My son's home! - How have you been? - Welcome home. - Thanks. - How was your trip? - Fine. How have you been? - Grandfather's waiting. Hurry. - Okay. - Mom, it's heavy. I'll carry it. - Okay. You've changed. What was all the rush? And is grandpa really sick? Son, ace yourself, okay? Delicious, isn't it? I made it myself, just for you, grandfather. Really tasty. No one but you can take such good care of me. Of course, I'm your only granddaughter. You've really grown. Now you look like a lady. She may have grown, but she's still a child. I'd be married in the old days. Right grandfather? Absolutely. A married woman. - Sangmin, come sit here. - Yes, grandfather. You two, hear me out. You may have heard this story before, Sangmin's grandfather was an old friend and war comrade When we were young, we made a pact. To marry our kids. But you two had only sons. So, our pact was passed down to the next generation. I hope you two can keep this promise. What are you saying? You idiot! Grandpa wants you to marry Sangmin! Marriage? You must be joking grandpa! Marry Sangmin? Hey! Your grandpa's not kidding! I can die peacefully after you two get married! This way I can face Sangmin's grandpa. How can a high schooler get married! Anyone over 15 can marry with their parent's consent. I haven't much time left, you know? No, I won't. Never! Sorry grandpa but I'll forget what you just said. He hasn't finished speaking! I'm speechless myself. It's me. I'm back. I'm back in Korea, standing in front of the dept. Office. Hey, there's new blood in the dept. - How are you? - Oh, yeah. The chicks are great! Let's get together after class. Hey, Sangmin! What a surprise! Has it been a year already? No, family business. How about you? Great. My looks... - keep me too busy... - Come on... Come back when I'm the TA. It'll help when you skip classes. Would I, a model student, do that? Besides, it's my last year... Friend, my good friend! - How have you been! - Great dude! Look at him! Life in the West has done you well! What ought you back? Problems at home? - Yeah something's up at home... - Huh? What? - I'm getting married... damn. - Huh? Bastard! Hey, is it a black or white girl? Pounding! Only you should know about it I'm just 17 Come, come silently Here and there Hey! They're making such a fuss. Losers... - Shh! They'll hear you. - Why? You think you're different? My doctor said I have 20 more years to go! Really? Change of plans. I'll make my move. Just back me up. I understand. Good! They switched it. Isn't he the guy? They switched it. Remember? Yeah... I really wish they wouldn't play those things on TV. I guess the wedding's really on. What am I going to do, mom? Be strong, son. Grant your grandpa this one wish. Let's call it a day! You're Suh Boeun, 1st grade, right? You were so funny, don't you agree? Hey, what? Come on! Who's he? He's just a guy I know. That's what they all say. I'm telling the truth! I really thought about it, and I'll speak first. - Let's just do it. - Are you crazy? I'm kidding. You think I'd want to? I don't want to do it with you! Even if I did, it's insane. I'm just 15! Okay, I got it. Anyway, I'll buy you dinner. Or anything else you need. Mister, you're a sugar daddy, aren't you? - Boeun. - Huh? How can you do this to me? I may be pretty, but into something like this. Hey... Hyewon, stop it! - I'll leave you two to talk. - Huh? See you later, Boeun. - Remember, it's a secret. - I know. - Bye. - Good bye. - What's her problem? - It's understandable. Hello? Yes... What! Good, good. Grandpa! - Grandpa! - Grandpa! Grandpa, we're here! Grandpa, Grandpa! Grandpa, Grandpa! Wake up, Grandpa! - Uncle, something's wrong! - What? Grandpa! It's doing it again. We should've gone to another hospital! It almost gave me a heart attack! I was out of myself again. Are you okay, grandpa? - Let's have a word outside. - Okay. Be by your grandpa's side, okay? Yeah. I'm really worried. I know. With the kids like that, he's getting worse. Come on... marriage is out of the question! They... you have to think about Boeun's future. Come on, let's just marry the kids. Let go. Come on... This is Sangmin's grandparents. Soon after this picture was taken, war oke. Want me to tell you a secret? Secretly, your grandpa had feelings for Sangmin's grandma. She was quite a beauty. However, after Sangmin's grandpa's death, I tucked those feelings away. That's why I took care of Sangmin's father like my own son. Your father may not have been so happy about this. - Boeun! - Yes? Keeping this promise is the most important thing for me. - Grandpa! - Grandpa! Grandpa, wake up. Grandpa! You can't die! Open your eyes, grandpa! Grandpa, I'll get married so open your eyes, grandpa! I'll keep your promise, grandpa! I'll get married... Are you crying? Stop crying. You may be behind in your grades, but you're the nation's first to get married. Congrats, missus. Right. Scared that Sangmin will discover your lop-sided butt? A butt that needs cushioning to keep it on balance? - Hey, get out! - Ouch, it hurts! I'm sorry Boeun, for not being much help. Mom, am I really getting married? What about school? I have to go to college... Marriage won't change anything. Marriage, accept it with grace. It's nothing. Just consider you're getting a new other. I'm scared that they'll find out at school. How will I face everyone? Don't worry. Grandpa will take care of it. Your grandpa was your principal's military senior. Really? Behold the face of a wolf who'll eat up a 15 year old virgin. - Is it satisfaction or disbelief? - Satisfaction, of course. Shit, are you really my friends? I can't be married at this age. - To Sangmin! - Cheers The chicks here are hot! Let's go out on the floor! Hello. You're here. Thanks. You're here. - Sir!! - Yes, come in. Over here. I won't forget this. How could our field trip be at the same time? I know. You shouldn't keep it from your other friends. If they found out, the whole school will know. Then I'd have to quit school. Anyway, you're so pretty today. I wish I could get married too. Look here! Hey, smile! - How are you doing? - Hello. - Don't take my picture. - Okay, okay. Good luck! I'm convinced that grandpa scammed me. - Boeun, it's just a wedding, okay? - I can't do it, mom! Now, don't be a baby. I'm nervous myself. I'm telling grandpa. I can't do it! Do you want your wedding turned into a funeral? I don't know. I'm scared, mom. What am I going to do with such a baby? Now the groom will enter. Welcome him with a big applause. The groom, please enter! She's so beautiful! Respectable guests, family and relatives. We are all gathered here to congratulate the new beginning of groom, Park Sangmin and ide, Suh Boeun... - Dad, we'll be okay. - Yeah, yeah. Remember, she's only 15. - What's your point? - I know I can trust you. You forced me into this marriage, so I'll do as I wish! Boeun is still in high school! I don't care! I'll do as I wish with my wife. Boeun, don't worry. Your father-in-law has had a word with Sangmin. About what? - That you... shouldn't do it... - What? I can't say... - Call us when you get there. - Yes, auntie. Stop calling her that. It's mom from now on. Yes, mom. Hey, mom! Can I keep the bouquet? It was so pretty... Forget the bouquet... She's such a child. What am I going to do with you? Stop, you promised to be cool. - Bon voyage - Yes, yes... - Bye - Follow right behind, okay? It's time to board, where is she? Boeun. - Boeun? Where is it? - Over there... - Okay, we'll go inside, thanks. - Okay, go. - Thanks for everything. - Don't overdo yourself. - Have a safe trip. - Yeah, give me the suitcase. Have fun, Boeun. Don't worry, dude. Be good, okay? - See you later! - Bye. Bon voyage. - I've never boarded on time... - Wait. - What? - I need to go to the bathroom. Again? It's your first time on a plane, isn't it? Don't worry. It's only an hour to Jeju Isle. It won't take long. You're making such a fuss. Hurry back. - I'll be at our seats. Hurry. - Okay... Shit. Where is she? - Sir, you must be seated. - The plane's leaving. Open the... Sir, please seat yourself! Mobiles are prohibited in the cabin. Thank you for your cooperation. He must think he owns the plane. It must be his first flight. I don't believe this. Wait sir. - We're in a hurry. - Sorry. Hey! Did they arrive safely? Yeah... they did. I need to be clear about one thing. Listen. Until Boeun graduates from college, no grandchildren! Make this clear to your father as well. Yes, of course. When she was little, she would fall and eak things, but she seemed to hold herself well at the wedding. It's a relief. Why? Are you disappointed that she didn't fall? Yes, a little. Come on... Not those idiots again! Having fun? Hey! Hey, do you have a place to stay? Just this once. Press anything. Wind it and press. Say cheese. Take your best shot. Uh, Sangmin? I can't believe this! What ings you here? Boeun's on her honeymoon and we're on our fieldtrip. - Don't you remember? - Of course I do. - Where's Boeun? - Well... - Hey! Who's the mister? - He's just a friend. - He's cute. - See you later! - Hey, stop it. Wait, come here. - Oh god... Hey! What are you doing on top of her! You pervert! You chase after young girls, don't you! It's not like that. - I'm not... - Really. - Really? - Really. Then what are you doing? - Uh? - Huh? Look at him running off! Aren't you supposed to be on your field trip? Yes... Then why are you here? What are you doing today? Nothing. Do you have a boyfriend? No... I don't. The mobile you have reached is off. You will be transferred to a voice mail... Pest, how can you do this to me... Our parents shouldn't find out. We'll talk later. Bye. Then, from now on we're dating. Okay! Hey you! Come here! Wow! Looks so fun! Isn't it? - Where are you from? - I'm from Canada. Canada? I know Canada! Who am I kidding? I've never set foot on Canada. Teacher! Teacher! Hi, how are you? Uh, Hyewon? What ings you here at this hour? It's individual time. Haven't you ever been on a field trip? Of course I have. Anyway, where's Boeun? Why are you alone? I don't even know where to begin? It's like this... Yes. Boeun... You're a serial pervert, aren't you! Hey! Come back! Feels good, doesn't it? It's been a while... together. Sit here. Stop. Rest your back on this. I feel great. It's too late for this but I'm sure that we did a horrible thing to Boeun. She's only 15, and going through her 1st year of high school. Come on! Be more positive. You were considering him as your son-in-law anyway. She's not going far away. Let's have some faith, okay? Besides, our in- laws love Boeun like their own daughter. But, she's not their own daughter. I can understand dad and you, but I still can't forgive you for it. Okay, okay, that's enough... enough... Without Boeun, it seems like there's a big hole in my heart. Everyone looks like Boeun, that one too... Candy, sir? Thank you. Candy, sir? Boeun, help him. Honey, honey, here. Thank you very much. - Grandpa! - Dad, come on out. - Sit, sit and eat. - Okay. So, how was your trip? Good grandpa. We had a good time. Yes, Sangmin was kind to me. I really had fun. Stop, I didn't do anything. I'm glad you had fun. Since you're officially married, love one another so we can see the fruit of your love. But you don't look so happy, Sangmin. Are you sick? Of course I'm not sick. They're definitely a great couple, aren't they? Your room's been cleaned, go get some rest. Yes sir. Stop, we should have a drink with the new groom. How about it dad? Right. My grandson-in-law should pour me a drink. As you wish. Grandpa, I'll go to bed now. Yeah, yeah. Go to your room... Careful! Honey! Let's go! - Hey! Boeun's not a thing. - Good night! Hey! Be careful. Hey! Hey! - Have a good night. - Good night! Honey! Ah, you're heavy! You stink of liquor! Hey! Hey! - You're tearing my dress. Stop it! - Keep still! He's coming on real strong. This is the right place. Come in. Look at this tree. Come in dad. Close the door behind you. What do you think? Huh? Okay? Look at this, great huh? It's a great place. Great place Boeun. - You put up that picture. - Nice, isn't it? Great huh? Look at the balcony. I chose this. Boeun. It's so clean. Hey, look at this picture. This picture. Where should I put this picture? You're having the time of your life, aren't you? - What's this, Arabian Nights? - Goodness! - What's with the pillows... - Goodness... Separate rooms until you graduate, okay? I am so pissed! I like it... What's this, a flower garden? What am I going to do? Stop it! Language is part of culture... Language is... a part of... culture... When we learn of foreign language We should also learn about that country's culture... Ah, great! Hey, stop! Put something on! I always take everything off. Even my underwear. Get out! Out where? This is my room. What do you mean? This is my room. Yours is over there. Get out! I don't feel like it. Let's sleep together. What, you're crazy! You sleep together when you get married. Boeun... What? - I think tonight is the night. - What? Listen to me. Stay away from me. Come on. We're married. Boeun, do as I say! Hey, stop it! We're married! Do as I say and stay still. Shit... I was just playing with you! Oh my god! Good morning, Boeun. Your eyes are quite a sight! Morning exercise? What? You disappeared from the airport? Then what did you do during your honeymoon? Who, me? Can you keep a secret? You have too many secrets. I'm dating Jungwoo. Jungwoo? What about your husband? Husband... are you kidding? I was forced into it. Then does Jungwoo know you're married? No. But I'm sure he'll understand. Let's go. If I call her, she'll be here in an instant. She'll come if you call her now? Of course. Yes master and she'll come. You're such a liar. Stop, she'll be studying anyway. - Wait. I'll show you. - Dude, that's impolite. - Tell her to come. - Wait. Wife! It's me! Your husband commands you to come! Wow. - Hurry! - Wow. - Hurry!! - Wow. Bye! Now she'll fly here like a bullet. Guys... let's drink! I'm Sangmin. I'm a man, ain't I? Of course you're a man. I'm just teaching my wife a lesson. Like a real man. A man of all men. A real man. Have a drink, men! Men!! Men, drink up! Drink till we drop! There'll be an inspection today. Go home and study. Wife! She's my wife. Come here wife! - We're married! - Not today. He's really her husband. Welcome, Boeun. You saw her at the wedding. My wife, Boeun. How could you call me over to a place... like this. Your husband says okay. Another beer please! Don't. Would you like a soda? Yes... A soda over here. You're so adorable. Thank you. Of course! My wife's adorable. She's a horrible cook, with a bad temper. And a bad student. - She also snores. - Sangmin! You're drunk. - Stop drinking, okay? - No. I am jealous. I have no one to worry about me. - Wow, I feel great. Bottoms up! - Bottoms up, bottoms up! I never introduced myself. I'm Sangmin's senior, Han Jisoo. I'm Suh Boeun. Boing, boing, Boeun. She goes boing boing every morning! Jisoo, know what she did to me on our honeymoon? Hey, Park Sangmin! Get off your butt! Pretty please... I'll see you again, Jisoo. Yes. I'm sure we'll be good friends. Treat me like a little sister. But you're my senior in life since you're married. Stop joking. Stop joking, stop joking. You know, you two are made for each other. We were always at each other's throats when we were little. Hitting and teasing each other. He's the first boy to flip my skirt. Funny. Boys are mean to girls they really like. Jisoo, Jisoo, kiss me. At least you could've fixed me something for my hangover. You deserve it. Besides, I'm still in high school. You always use that line when you're cornered. High school is not a crown, you know. It is too, so there! Okay, then I'll show you my cooking talents tonight! - Hey, Suh Boeun! - What? - Let's go. - Come. You wanna get smacked? Come! What do you want? I heard you were telling everyone you were Jungwoo's girl? Fucking unbelievable! She's boasting that she's slept with Jungwoo. The bitch thinks we're shit. How dare you, bitch. Listen up. Watch your mouth. If I hear about this again, you're dead meat! Jungwoo and I are in love! Have you lost your senses! Hey! Didn't you get the message? I didn't do anything wrong. I'm leaving! Hey! How dare you... Lose your attitude! What are you doing! Fuck off. What? Hey, Lee Jungwoo, you can't treat me like that! You're in no position to say that to me. Listen up. It's true that Boeun and I are dating. Don't mind them. They think they're princesses. But you're the real princess. Sesame oil, sugar! - A small bottle of oil? - Yeah! - This sugar? - Hurry, hurry. Okay! Vinegar, spaghetti, ketchup! There's the vinegar... And there's the spaghetti! Here? Here, the ketchup's here. Okay... Hurry, hurry! - Olive oil, pickles! - Olive oil, pickles! Boeun! Are you okay, Boeun? Boeun, Boeun, Are you okay? Are you okay? Ow, my leg! It hurts? - Does it hurt bad? - No. Why? Get off? Stay put before I change my mind. Don't touch me there! I'm not doing it on purpose. Why should I? My hand just went there naturally. What a great excuse! Now walk straight. You slant to the right cause your butt is lop- sided. Don't start with me. I'm not kidding. Your right butt has grown bigger. Hey, stop it! Stop it! Hey, stop it! Lop- sided butt lop- sided butt - Stop it, stop it! - Okay, okay! - Ladies and gentlemen! - Shut up... Boeun has a lop- sided butt! Lop- sided butt Look at how you're cutting. You should put your heart into what you're cooking. Just be quiet! - Be quiet? I'm older than you... - Stop it! Stop what? I'm older... Hey... You little... - What? - Take my sword. - Pest... aim at what you can take. - Hey, come here. What are you going to do with that? - Hey, stop it... it’s hot. Hot! Hey... - Hey... Hey... that's not fair! Ouch! - It's delicious. - Yeah. You got something on your mouth. The same with you. Rock, paper, scissors! Rock, paper, scissors! Yes! Make sure everything's spotless. It's more important than cooking. Give me a eak! Hey, is it this side? Hey! You pervert! If I were you, I would help! This picture's great. I look so handsome. Gotcha! Sangmin... Don't come near! Stop it! Don't come near! Stop it, stop... - Now, I'm taking everything off! - Stop! - Thanks, the sushi's great. - Really? The baseball field's empty. Aren't people coming to watch the game? No one comes to watch high school baseball anymore. It's pro- baseball or the major league they go to. I hope you'll play in the major league some day. Hey, Lee Jungwoo! Good luck! I'm starved. Double crust seafood... This is pretty good. Lee Jungwoo, hurrah Give us a eak. Great pitching and now good batting? She's quite a chick. Why don't you share? Shit. Yes, that player's Lee Jungwoo. An upcoming star in high school baseball! Huh? It's Boeun's high school. Was I too generous? That's doesn't look good... Youngsters with raging hormones. Something to do without. But, I guess they'll grow out of it. One cute student is quite passionate about a player. - Ah, it's the sushi girl. - Excuse me? They were sharing a sushi lunch before the game. Nice picture. I see. Can't you be more early? - Were you still up? - I've been waiting for you. It gets dangerous at night. Go to bed. Okay. - Sleep. - Go to sleep. - Yeah. - Night. - What's wrong? - Don't you know? What? The whole school knows about you and Jungwoo. - What's wrong with that? - Do you think it's right? You're married. Just by law! You know how things are! What if Sangmin's and your parents found out? How can you be so selfish? Why are you crying? I like Jungwoo too! There you are. We're having a meeting at our place tonight. I know. You look great. Your hubby must be treating you well. - Hey! - Yes? - You live in apt. 106, right? - Yes There's an important meeting tonight, so tell your mom to come, okay? - It's apt. 108. - Okay.

- Hey! - Yes? You're such a cute little thing. Thank you. - Thanks for everything. Bye. - Good night. - Bye. Take care. - Thanks for tonight. Where have you been? Apartment meeting. Look at him. He looks like a sleazebag. Yeah, he really does. Looks mean as well. What did you tell them? How can you do this to me! See you later. Shit, why am I such a loser. I envy you. You've got a husband and a boyfriend. Next, next. No. 2, Hulk, No.3, Tiger Woods, - No.4 Zidane! - Okay, Zidane! Zidane, Zidane! What is it? Aw shit. You should've knocked... - Uh! Jisoo... - Jisoo... You're here. I have your assigned internship schools. - Sangmin is Dongin High. - What? - Dongin High. - Shit! What is it? What's wrong? It's Boeun's high school. Idiot! Boeun... Huh? - You know... - What! - Speak, I'm late for school! - Okay. We'll talk at home, okay? Bye! Excuse me, but where is the faculty office? Faculty office? I don't know. I loathe that place. Wait for me! Hey, who told you to dye your hair? What a funky hairstyle! Come here. Excuse me! Hey! Your tea... Thank you. You should have told me. You seemed too attractive to be a pervert. Working out? Sir, this is the new intern Park Sangmin. Hello, sir. Miss. Kim, you may be excused. Yes, we'll be seeing a lot of each other. - How have you been, sir? - Good. - Take good care of Boeun. - Yes. - No one knows except for me. - Right. Last night I was at a disco club, you know who I met there? - Who? - Our room teacher. What? She must've gone there to pick up men. Old maid syndrome! Quiet! We have a new intern here. - Wow, he's so cute. - He's really cute. Doesn't he look familiar? Yeah, he does look familiar. He's cute, though... I am Park Sangmin who will be teaching Art. - I hope we get along. - Yes! Don't even think of playing tricks on Mr. Park, okay? Yes, ma'am... You all have a ight future, you know what I mean! - Anything else? - No, that's all. Quiet! Now, let's make a toast! Cheers! We'll spend the entire night toasting. Mr. Park, bottoms up! Mr. Park! Now one from your supervisor. - Here you go - Just a little bit. - How is it, Mr. Park? - Excuse me? - The kids are hard to deal with, huh? - No, I can handle them. - Are you busy tonight? - Yes, a bit... Aw come on! Aw come on! What a great coincidence we're teaching the same class. This calls for a cele ation together! No thank you! It’ll make your internship much easier. One more round, okay? Okay... Mr. Park, let's go! The second round. When I first met you in Jeju Isle, I felt weird inside. Miss Kim! Wake up. Please! Don't take me easy cause I'm a spinster! I'll kill you if you do! I don't believe this is happening! Mr. Park. You know, I went to a fortune teller early this year. I'm supposed to marry a younger man. What do you think about this? What do you mean? We talked about this before! Don't take me easy! I'll pound you with a ick if you do! Miss Kim... Miss Kim! Miss... Miss Kim, Miss Kim... Where're you going Mr. Park? Nowhere... drive on, mister. Why are you up? What? Why didn't you answer your phone? Your teachers all drink like fishes! I couldn't keep up. - Why of all schools is it mine? - I know. If the school finds out, I'm going to die! Be careful! I'll be careful. Don't worry. There won't be any rumors. Don't worry. Go to sleep. Wash up! You stink of liquor. Okay. Sleep. Why should I be the only one to be careful? - Hey! - What! I'll be careful. What? Sorry, but can I pee next to you? - No! - I'll turn around. Boeun, I can't hold myself! Oh my god! What are you doing? Hey! Park Sangmin, what are you doing! Didn't I warn you not to drink too much! I feel like shit. Now, focus! Mr. Park. Huh? Get a grip on your wife. Mr. Park! Ah, yes, Miss Kim! Isn't this adorable? Mr. Park, what are you doing after school? Well, my grandfather's sick. - You must be the first son. - I'm the only son. Your family must have a weak male line. We're all sons except for me. Isn't it funny? I'm just joking. Mr. Park... - It's okay. - A ight smile. - The kids are watching. - Let them watch. What's with the old maid? She's caught her prey. The old maid's pathetic. She made the phys. Ed teacher transfer to another school. - Hello, sir. - Hi. Was it good? Were you watching? You seemed to really enjoy the cozy lunch together. It was great. Better than the school store's stale ead. Jealous? You're such a loser! - Hello, sir. - Uh, yeah. - Hello, Mr. Park. - Uh, yeah, hi. - Is there a Lee Jungwoo here? - Yes, that will be me. - Are you Lee Jungwoo? - Yes. - So you're Jungwoo... - Yes, I am Lee Jungwoo. - Jungwoo, was the sushi good? - What? You look good. Keep it up! Shit! - Having fun? - Yeah. Hey, I was getting to the fun part! They're all naked. How could you say it's fun? - Don't say that about my hobby! - You call that a hobby? - Give it to me! - Forget it! It's educational. Give it back! You should be ashamed of yourself! I'm studying! Then close the door! - Stop watching! - Shut up! - Alright, so give it back. - No. - I'm sorry, so give it back. - You're sorry? It won't stop you from watching it again! Gimme. Okay. Hey! Do as you wish! Hey! Someone's at the door! Jeez. Boeun. Boeun Miss Kim's at the door! Miss Kim? What did you do to make her come all this way! I don't know. Hurry and clean this up. Hurry! Underwear, underwear! Mr. Park - Mr. Park! - Oh god! - Oh, the door's open - Yes... Oh, your place has everything. - A woman could just fit in. - Miss Kim, what ings you here? Mr. Park, I came to do your dirty laundry. - Is that your bedroom? - Miss Kim! - What's that? - An automatic vacuum cleaner. Auto, it does everything by itself... - Someone's here, Mr. Park. - No! It's a ghost, a ghost! Who was that? Who was it? - It's my sister, she's a bit crazy... - Crazy? It does seem like it... Munch is a Norwegian painter. A pioneer of expressionism, whose paintings were of angst and grief. - Then there was... - Mr. Park. - Huh, what? - Forget Munch... Tell us about your first artwork in the dept. Of romance. - First artwork... - Yes! Let's continue the class! - Your first love! - Mr... tell us about your first love Okay. My first love was the only visitor during my three years of military service. But that person doesn't know how much I like her. She still do? It must be Jisoo. She may or may not know. Now back to class. How's the internship? I'm so unlucky being stuck with a boys' high school! How could you be lucky when you're not with the girls? How about you, Sangmin? Everything's great, thanks to you. I felt that you two needed some time together. The dude's having ball. He goes to school where he can meet his pretty wife, and be surrounded by young high school girls. How could he get bored there? I'm bored out of my ains. Seeing my bossy wife at school and at home... Dude, you've got nothing but luck. Take this. What is it? Military service... It's tomorrow, so don't be late. And ing coins to play coin games. Your husband's off to serve his country! Allegiance! - No, it's Victory! - Victory! See you later. Oh, and don't forget what I asked you to do. Have fun. Thank you. Morning training's over! Time has passed, but I still got the form, don't I? Your beer belly is destroying the form. - They're lining up. - It's the lunch ration line! Morons... Thank you. Hey, Sangmin, it's noodles... - Fried tofu noodles? - Yeah. Can I have another bowl? No, it's okay. You're not eating, right? Is that sushi? - Victory! - Victory! - Thank you. - You're welcome. - I'm sorry. I just ought only one. - Don't worry. It's okay. Is it good, dude? Don't talk to me. It's delicious. At least you could offer some. - Want a piece of kimchi? - Kimchi, kimchi... Another piece would be nice. A big piece! Let go! Aren't you marine Park? Victory... Victory! Victory! - Invincible! - Invincible! - Marines! - Marines! Once a marine, always a marine. What do they want? Marines are all like that. - Do something! - Ah, delicious. Stop! Don't touch anything! Invincible... Marines... Mister, what do you think you're doing! - Get up! - This won't take long. A feisty one, aren't you? Are you his wife or what? - Yeah, I am his wife! - Sorry, she's my little sister. What's there to hide! How dare you push my hubby around? Apologize! - I'm a marine. - Now! - I'm a marine. - My grandpa's a marine, too! What's your year rank! What year! Hey, Boeun... Now, I'm leaving for the sea. Casting a net to catch fish I am the romantic cat Meow My hot lips wish to touch your soft lips. So my feelings can reach your heart If you still don't know. More than anyone, I will love you - I will love you - Forever - I will love you - Like this moment, More than anyone, I will love you We can't meet The feeling's important That's what I think I don't want things to be too simple Even if it may be just this once The feeling's important That's what I think I don't want things to be too fast I still don't know what love is Wait a little longer If you really love me You can wait a little longer I still don't know what love is Wait a little longer If you really love me You can wait a little longer, even if it may be just once The feeling's important I can't meet you, I can't Stop it. Stop. - Tickle, tickle - Stop - Nice picture. - Hullo, hullo! - Who are you people? - We're hoodlums. You're her sugar daddy, aren't you? - Cute. - Really cute. You want to die by my hands! Hey, I'd love to be her sugar daddy. Sangmin, Sangmin, shit! You're all dead meat. Let go! Can't you file a paper, right? How can this high schooler be your wife? They all say they'll marry the girl when they're caught. It's true. I'm no sugar daddy. You can check my record then. Mister, it's true. We're married. You're both fucking with me, aren't you? What is the world coming to? I'm so pissed. How could you get beat up like that? How will you live in the real world! How come everyone you meet is a bully? I really worry about you. - Stop... - Keep rolling... How will you go to school with a face like that? I'm worried about school... Everything will be okay. Yeah... Hello. Attention! For this year's school festival, our class is assigned to decorations. No! Quiet! Stage decorations will be done by No. 1 to 15. The stands and stairways, No. 16 to 21. The Entrance, No. 23 to 32. - And No. 22! - Yes? No. 22 will do the hall wall. Alone! That's all! But, Miss Kim! That's unfair. How will Boeun paint that huge wall by herself? Right! I told her to do it herself! So what! With my luck with men, what was I thinking? You are huge. Have you thought about what you'll paint? No. What do you mean? Even if I wanted to help you, I can't, for fear of starting rumors at school. I'm really worried. I really worry about you, Boeun. Do you know what I'm thinking? Do you? - Cut it out. - Boeun! Shhh! Follow me. Oh my... I must be a lesbian. I like my friend better than a boy. If you're a lesbian, I'm a cheating wife. Hey Your husband is so cute. Stop talking about that loser. He keeps staring at you during class. He has a cool side to him. Cool my ass! Suh Boeun! I know you're seeing Jungwoo with romantic feelings, but have you ever thought about Sangmin's feelings? I really think you like Sangmin. Am I right? No. Sangmin's just like a big other. Since we were little. - Stop fooling around. - You're always on my back. - Hey, sew her mouth, shut. - Uh? Wow, look at all this food. The table's barely holding up. - Eat. - Thank you for the meal. Thank you for the meal, mom. Easy. Have you been skipping meals? I've really been busy. I missed your cooking, it's delicious. You shouldn't say that, your wife's right here. You'll hurt Boeun's feelings. Mom, don't worry. I'm undernourished. When Boeun reaches twenty, you'll totally forget mom's cooking. Boeun, I've put food in the fridge, don't forget, okay? There'll be more when you're done with it. Yes... Okay, it's late. I'm leaving after dinner. Yes. Mom, it's raining. Sleep over at your son's place. Yes, mom. Is it okay? Sleep over, sleep over. Eat, mom. Oh, okay. It's your son's place. What's the big deal! Oh, great. So comfortable. Turn around. No, not this way, but the other. Okay. - Stay in that direction. - Okay, pest. - Are you asleep, Boeun? - No... You can't sleep? - Sangmin, I thought about it... - Yeah... It's not fair to you. Look at me, Sangmin. What? Did you know? That you're really cute? You're pretty yourself. - Sangmin. - Yeah, Boeun... Boeun... Sangmin, what are you doing? - What do you think? - Stop! Wait, Boeun. Uh, stop it! Sleep. Did we paint that much? Let's hurry with this. There's not much left till the festival. - Hurry! - Okay. Hey, wait! Gotcha, gotcha! I see you've been working hard, but can you finish at this pace? The festival's coming up. Don't worry. We'll be done by then. Yeah, and it'll look great too. Really? We'll see about that... I've seen enough... Whatever... The hag has appeared. To find fault in our wall painting. Miss Kim, Miss Kim, with her nasty tone, she will... I hate to admit it, but we've done a horrible job. - It's okay. - Really? Let's wash our hands and grab some snacks. Are you taking care of Sangmin's meals? It's really hard to be an intern you know. It couldn't be that hard! Hey, but he's your husband. Hey, I'm busy myself. And he'll never skip a meal. What kind of wife are you? Then you be his wife. Mrs. Park Sangmin. Forget it. I don't want it. - Why the sudden interest! - Shut up. Hey, Park Sangmin! Where are you? Shouldn't you be helping me? I couldn't believe it myself! - Coke. - Thanks. - Good? - Yeah. - Eat up. We'll be painting until dawn. - What? Hey, isn't she a babe? She's the queen of Sunil Girls' Jr. High. - Hey, let me see. - Hey! I'm going to make a move on her, so nice shots, please. Okay. Just don't get blown off. From this day on, she's Suh Dongku's woman! Excuse me, but, aren't you going to Sunil Girls' Jr. High? Hey! Over there. Isn't that Dongku's sister? Where? It really is his sister. Her husband looked older than that... Then, who's that? She must've fallen for a younger dude. Nice. The whole family's fooling around! I got her number. Did you get a good shot? Here. COME TO THE MONTHLY FAMILY DINNER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. Jungwoo, I have to go home. Already? Hurry in and sit. Can't you be more early? Leave her alone. It's okay. Let's eat. The chili squid was great... Attention, please. I'll now show you my girlfriend! - Do you have a girlfriend? - Yes, of course. - Now take a good look. - That's her? She's better than your sister. - Hey, look... look... - Who's that? Huh? Hey, Boeun! Hey! Boeun! When you were little, I always pushed you on this swing here. You really loved it. But one day, you fell off the swing while I was pushing. I actually did it on purpose. I'm sorry, Sangmin... Everyone will be worried. Let's go. This marriage... it seems like your grandpa forced you into it, but in fact we wanted to have Sangmin as our son-in-law. Do you remember? How often you would cry? But whenever Sangmin came, a smile would spread on your face. You would fall all the time. Scraping and eaking yourself. Sangmin felt worse than I did. He carried you on his back all the time, that Sangmin. Anyway, I envy you. The way he spends more time on your school festival than his graduation exhibition, I guess he's gone to paint the wall with Yongju and Youngchul... Sangmin! Sangmin! Sangmin! I came with the family to see you, but an emergency at your squad forces me to turn away. Are you doing well? A few days ago, heavy snow came down in Seoul. The Han River is frozen as well... It's colder here, right? Don't catch cold. And this is a secret but my mom says that I've become a woman now. I'm a bit behind than the other girls, but being an idiot that you are, you won't understand what I mean, will you? It's strange but when you were around, I hated your guts, but your absence has me missing you. Are you feeling the same? Then be good to me from now on. Stupid. The disappointment of not being able to meet you has your mom crying. Anyway, this letter, I hope it reaches you. Where have you been? I've been looking all over for you. The wall's great. - I... have something to say. - Yeah, what? I'm sorry. I've been so selfish. To you and... What's got into you? I'm eaking up with you. I'm sorry, Jungwoo. People laugh and dance but I hate to laugh While we drink and search for love, we forget about the truth Why are you late? Did you see him? Who? Your husband or boyfriend? I'm not kidding! There he is. I like the smiling clown Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like the clown who em aces sadness Aren't they great? Now, intern, Park Sangmin will share a few words with us. I thank everyone, the principal, all the teachers... and all the students for helping me finish this internship in one piece. It may have been a short time, but personally, it has left me with precious memories I will carry for the rest of my life. Mr. Intern, cut the boring crap and show us some honestly. Mr. Park Sangmin is a married man. Didn't you know? Of course, it's not a sin to be married. But in fact you're married to a 15 year old high school girl, right? To Suh Boeun who's sitting right there... Correct. We are married. But Boeun had no choice. The only crime she's committed was granting her sick grandfather's last wish. It was against her will to marry me. She may be married, but she's still a 15 year old high school girl. She goes crazy over a bowl of chili and spaghetti. She loves cute stars and sushi- loving attractive baseball players. Everyday, she's stressed over exams, and applying to university. I hope you won't persecute Boeun's school life over a marriage document. I beg you all. Sangmin, I'm not a kid anymore. Since I was little, you were always at my side. I was never aware of the strange feelings... inside... but... I think I'm in love with you... Our poor Dongku. She's the end of all your fun and play. Fun and play... I knew it since he was fixed on that school queen or whatever... I can't believe grandpa fell for her grandmother. - I can't believe it... - She looks ight though. Just consider it starting early! Do it! Do it! Oh, shut up and peel the garlic. I'm in no position to say this, but you can hide a lop-sided butt, but not lop-sized balls. Anyway, congrats. It's good that she doesn't have a clue. Who would marry a lop-sized ball man if they knew, right? Right. Oh, you're here! Oh, dad! You're here. I'm really getting into peeling these things... Did you get married to peel garlic? Mom! Okay! Say cheese. One, two, three!!

Presented by CJ Entertainment in association with Discovery Venture Capital Corea Entertainment production Hey, transfer student. I'm here to give you a lesson, not to play hide-and-seek. Pricks like you always think it's cool to fail a grade. Look at him. You, son of a bitch. This is a no-smoking area! - You bastard! - What? - That hurt. - Why'd you hit me? - Wasn't it blue? - It was pink. Are you okay, Jong-soo? Our leader's still alive. Did you hit me? It was you, huh? Tell me, you shitheads! Who the hell threw something at me? Hey! You rotten punks. If I told you to behave, then you should listen. This is why I can't wear skirts. Where are you going, asshole? I heard you're the boss here. Of course I am, asshole. You son of a... Then keep being the boss. I don't care. Hey asshole, think you'll be the boss then? Fuck, you're just a tutor. Fuck? Oh my godness! You little twirps. You wanna die? MY TUTOR FRIEND You couldn't hold out and quit again? Mom, I can't do it. Think making a living is that easy? Have you forgotten already? After your father lost his job, I had to work so hard... Okay, just give it to me. Deliver it to Room 201, 202 in Chungwon Building. I got you another tutor job. If you give up on this one, I'm giving you up. Mom! Remember my rich friend I told you about? She wants you to teach her son for three months. All you have to do is making him study for two hours. Do your best. This job will cover your tuition for a semester. She's right. So, you must be Su-wan. I'm Ji-hoon's mom. How do you do? It's the last room upstairs. My poor face... So you're the new teacher. Nice to meet you. Wow, you're handsome. Kim Ji-hoon? Ji-hoon is my elder other, I'm Sae-hoon. I see. Nice to meet you. Same here. You're very pretty. Cute boy, he's got good tastes. Good luck with my other. This is a teenager's room? It's big enough for a family. Hi, I'm Choi... I'm Choi Soo-wan your new tutor. Damn it, I told you I didn't want a tutor! Stop staring, damn it. So you're 21? So am I, born in March. Got a problem with that? How dare you? Regardless of age, I'm your teacher. I don't know how you got that way. No, I don't care. You little prick better behave, got it? ...is what I want to say. Fine then. It's fine with me. Frankly, I don't like to be called teacher. So let's be friends. So how shall we have class? I'm busy with classes on Tuesday, so... Tuesday and Thursday, from seven to nine. And from one on Saturday. Textbooks, procedures, it's all up to you. But it's up to me whether I come or not. Just fill in the hours and go. Money? I'll just give it to you. Mom, do I have to do it? So what's your point? Alright, I'll do it! I'll just do it, okay? Smoke later. I'm smoking because I'm pissed now, so are you asking me to be pissed later? It's hard to have class. Then don't piss me off. Damn it. Then don't piss me off, too. And textbook? This is my English textbook. Don't push it, okay? What are you doing? The best of its kind. What is? Don't you know? Looks just like a flat screen TV. Study! Your nickname's Country Chick, huh? How'd you live with a face like that? Is this your tutor uniform? You wore it last time, so did you even wash it? Kim Ji-hoon speaking. - Gross, he's got the same ring tone. - I don't want to go. Where? There aren't any hotties there. I'm getting tutored right now. So what are you bastards doing not studying? Hang up. Try reading it. This is boring. Man, this is so boring. Where are you going? No, I just came in. I was studying, and went to the store. Tell your teacher to have dinner with us. That's why I came home early today. It was on such short notice, so I'm sorry there isn't much. But eat plenty. Yes, Ma'am. Let's pray. Like I've always said, we're able to sit at this table thanks to our heroes. Due to the gangsters who fought for us since Japan's occupation, Sirasoni, Kim Du-han, Lee Jung-jae, lm Hwa-su, Yoo Ji-kwang, We're sitting here thanks to these wonderful and great ancestor. I'm grateful for them to ing this tasty food to our table. Thank you. Thank you. The end. Let's eat. Have a nice dinner, teacher. Sir, what is this? It's delicious. Cow testicles. Hey! Don't eat at my house anymore. You're disgusting. Stop staring or I'll turn your eyes into golf balls... ...is what I said to myself. Please forgive my evil thoughts. When I tutor him, I imagine ripping his guts out and letting it rot. I imagine him getting run over, and his two legs eak. I imagine a ick falling on him and smashing his ains. Father, please forgive these sinful thoughts. Now that your sins will be forgiven... Wait, there's more! When that bastard smokes in front of me... The way you smoked in the gym looked spectacular. When you spun around and flicked your bud, your back was so flexible, and your legs were so stretched, it was the greatest move I've ever seen. Actually, the gym is no-smoking area. By the way, how did you fall two grades behind? Kim Ji-hoon. I'm Madeleine. It's Yang Ho-gyung. You're not Madeleine. I use my Korean name only for official reasons. Do what you like. Give it to me. 'Contradiction. ' Calvin Klein. You use cologne, right? I thought this would suit you. Contradiction. Isn't it perfect? The two of us meeting in a place like this. This is a contradiction. Why don't you just marry him? That's the idea. I finally met the dream guy I was waiting for. Dream guy? Ho-gyung, one sec. Hey, you old fart. Heard you got a taste of living a oad, dickhead. No wonder I didn't like you. Yeah, so how'd you ever know what goes on in the other land? That queer hairstyle... Oh gosh. I'm sorry. You shouldn't have acted weak from the beginning. Now it's time to come out strong. Whatever he says to you, pretend not to listen. And drill him with hard questions. Throw them at him. And then say, You don't even know this? - Okay, he's dead meat now. Victory! - Victory! Just do it! Hi, Country Chick. As if the moon went into the clouds. As if, like, or as. These are used for similes. Number three is correct. Can you give me some examples? Ugly like Country Chick. Ugly as Country Chick. As if the Country Chick is ugly. Excellent. Next question. You feeling alright? Why are you smiling? Wanna die? - It's good to smile. - On pretty faces it is. The next question deals with a group of poets. Oh boy, this might be too hard for you. It's blood. Hurry and wipe it! You'll stain the desk! Is the desk more important? Whenever I see blood, I feel nauseas, okay? Hurry and wipe it. Where are you going? We're not done yet. Change your damn ring tone. Hi, you've reached Kim Ji-hoon's phone. Who the hell are you to answer Ji-hoon's phone? Where the hell are you? Why are you with Ji-hoon? Give him the phone. Now! What? You bitch. Do you want your head shoved down the toilet? Come the hell out. So I can put your face in a mixer and drink it! Ji-hoon, honey. Are you still in the shower? Hey! Hurry and come out. Since you're gone... Go to hell! Stop the circus act. Forgot your clothes? Then turn around, so I can get dressed. What are you doing? We have an hour left of class. Then go in an hour, and say I'm sleeping. No, I can't do that. Just shut up and go later, I'll give you the money. Hey. Do you want me so much? I can't lie. Hold it in, okay? How could you want your student? You're scaring me. That's not what I meant. Why do you want to get tutored anyway? If it's to make a fool of me, then stop getting tutored. I'm not doing this for myself, my old dad wants me to. My old dad is really scary. He'll cancel my credit cards if I don't do this. So don't get so upset. It's bad for your health. Let's live easily. See you later. Hey! Hey! Who are you? Were you that bitch on the phone? Why are you coming out of Ji-hoon's place? I'm his tutor, so what? Tutor? You're in college? Then how come you look so tacky? Watch it! You're in high school, huh? I'm older than you, so be nice! Wanna play it rough, tacky girl? Hey! The way you look is a relief. I know it'll never happen, but if you flirt with Ji-hoon for even a second, you're dead. Just tutor him well. Got it? You rotten tramps. Don't you have any older sisters? Do it with the light on, idiot. You scared me. Hurry inside. Hey, Kim Ji-hoon! What's up? You're my handsome man I fell in love at first sight If it's okay, I want to wake up by your side Feel it! Don't worry at all I already know what you're thinking I don't have any past love or memories I love only you Why don't you trust me? You're the only one in my life till I die No, even if I die, my love is only for you So please open your heart, trust me and love me I reserved... You idiot. You hit the cancel button, not to reserve button! Asshole! What did you do now? Wanna die? It wasn't me! Freeze, it's the police! Tell them there's one more. Say they missed a pretty boy looking bastard, okay? - Go! - Get the hell going! They said Kim Ji-hoon isn't a minor. Shit, that's right! Get it right, you asshole! You sons of bitches! Fuck! Why haven't you left yet? You're not asking to stay over, right? You're not my type. Take a taxi and go. What's wrong with you? Gone crazy? I've met a lot of misfits before, but you're the worst. Why do you go to school? To show off your money? Even though you pay me to tutor, you shouldn't do this. I should get some respect at least. You're not even a person, so what's the use in learning? Watch your mouth. Why? You wanna hit me? Fine! Hit me! You should be ashamed of being two grades behind. Then stay in high school until you're 30 or 40, you bastard! As long as I got paid, I thought it would be okay, but I can't sell out my pride anymore. Bye. Guys who are all talk aren't really tough. He's a fake. You need to be tougher on guys like him. But seeing the way he acts and looks at me, could he really hurt me? It's all an act. Sis, you don't know high school kids these days. A third of our class pierced their ears. Some even pierced their bellies. Why isn't mom answering the phone? Shit! What a shame... Aren't you coming in? Sit straight. Don't be late anymore. Call me two hours earlier if you're late. So I won't waste my time. I thought you didn't want to come anymore. If you disagree with me, then fire me. And we'll call it quits. I've had a truckload full of tutors before you. But I was never the one to say quit first. They're the ones who left first. I thought you'd quit in less than a month. But this is fun. I've never quit something I started. We'll see who is fun. We were going to study phrases, right? Hey, do we really have to study? Then what else is there to do here? Date? Let's study. Chinese phrases are usually on tests, so listen carefully. You know 'Four Enemies One Soul, ' right? Yeah, fighting thugs on all four sides. 'Small Needle Big Molehill. ' Exaggerating your ass off. 'Dark Play Good Shot. ' Good shot? I know good shots. In pool, you have several good shots to win the game. Like for example, you have the snap shot. 'True Intimacy Friendly Foe. ' Listen carefully. You may think you have a lot of friends now, but if you're not true to them, then it won't last. If you run out of money, then they'll leave you in a flash. Watch your mouth, bitch. What? What did you just say? What the hell are you doing? No smoking during lessons. Do it on eak time. No, just quit instead. Damn it. Cheers! What did I tell you? You have to come out strong. That was my advice. I'm the one who said guys are hypocrites. So I'm the one who gave her courage. Hey, hey. I'm the one who taught her the special methods of tutoring. What's wrong with you two? It's my life that I'm risking. So this occasion is for me. To me! Remember, come out strong one more time, then you'll totally control him. Don't worry. He's in the palm of my hands. English idioms can only be memorized. Since your ain is blank, it'll be to your benefit. Really funny. You should memorize these idioms. Be careful, watch out, take care... That's what you should do. Put up with, bear, and stand are other examples. They always come out on tests, so memorize them. Here's an easy way to memorize them. Imagine a bear standing. The bear stands, so... That's right. When a bear stands, so will his dick. Get your head out of the gutter. You better not hit my head again. I told you to turn off your phone! It's yours. Hello? Si-kyung, is that you? Where are you? Really? When? I missed you so much. You sent a postcard to our club, but you didn't mention me at all. When? Really? Okay. Bye, bye. What? There's actually some guy who calls you? He's on a different level compared to your airhead girls. I bet he's ugly. He's more handsome than any actors on the planet. I haven't seen him, so don't lie. He's not a bonehead like you who only likes pretty girls. So you accept the fact you're ugly? It's a good thing. It's mine. Kim Ji-hoon speaking. I can't hear you. Speak slowly and clearly. Really? You can't! I can't let you go today! If you keep this up, I'll tell your dad! Get out of my way! It's urgent! I won't move. I'm not kidding, damn it! You can't go! You're driving me crazy. Hey! You rotten bastard! Engine stop! What situation is this? We're on our way out to buy a textbook. Your teacher can buy it herself. We were going to pick it together. And she didn't know the bus to the bookstore. You little... Yes, we need an English textbook. One that fits Ji-hoon's level just right. Then go buy a book, and take a picture with it to show me proof. Ji-hoon! Ji-hoon! Hey! What are you doing here? So they're up there? Yeah. You two wait here. Hey, so why did you come? Think I wanted to come here? So you couldn't resist and sided with him? You worthless traitors. Hey assholes, Ji-hoon's nothing without money. Today, I'm going to make you all regret siding with Ji-hoon. Shit, do you like getting your ass whooped? What? So he's in a fight right now? You idiot, think you came here for a date then? I thought you liked him, so how could you be so calm? Stop acting like you're his mom. If you're that worried, then go up yourself, damn it. Stop smiling, you asshole! Hurry and get off. Get over here. Come closer. The textbook. Hurry and stand straight. Lean forward. Lean. Smile. Smile. Raise the book. Smile! Isn't he Kim Ji-hoon? It is him! Know him? So this guy is your student? So my temperamental sister is still alive? Hurry and tell me what you know about him. I heard this transfer student trampled all over Lee Jong-soo, the boss of Surim High. He was a third year senior. I heard he was so fast, you couldn't see him move. But why's he getting tutored? Were there any rumors that he didn't hit girls? None. I thought he was a fake. But I didn't know it was him. Can I have this picture? I wanna show it off. Officer! Where are you going? Please don't leave. You can't leave, okay? Mommy! You scared me. Going somewhere, Ma'am? I have an alumni meeting. Didn't your mom tell you? Oh, right. So no one's home right now? Ji-hoon is, why? Stop that! My Ji-hoon is not that kind of boy. But still. Have a nice class. Go driver. What was I going to teach you this time? What's wrong with you today? You were going to teach verbs. 'Tutor Freezes to Death After Teaching Verbs' Verbs might be a bit hard for today. What else? What's wrong with you? Feeling sick? How about prepositions? Prepositions? I like sex positions better. What are you doing? Let's study instead. Bear me my child. No! No! No, we're still too young. Are you fantasizing? What's with you? I already have too many girls who want me. Take this off, too. But I'll have to go barefoot. I know that, you idiot. Hurry and take it off. See if he has anything else. Satisfied now? Hey, take this, too. I'll tell my other you said hi. Of course you will, boy. Wait. Put these on at least. If you get to know me, I'm a good guy. Be careful going home. Sometimes I vomit blood. I must have tuberculosis. Do you know that it's contagious? I look too healthy to be sick. So all this came from a middle school kid's bag? Yes, isn't it great? We should make him into a regular here. If you beat up Ji-hoon, we'll give you everything. Only if he comes. Why do you scums always hang out at a pool hall? Got nowhere else to go? Think we like coming here because we wanna? Then tell me where else we should hang out, asshole! Stop babbling, idiot. Are you Kim Ji-hoon? Maybe. Be nice to him, asshole! He's a Makjubshi Gang boss and they control this turf. You look like a real pain-in-the-neck. Hey, have you heard of our gang? I don't care what gang it is, but your zipper's open. Bastard. Gonna hit me when I look down? Crazy bastard. Then leave it open and fight. Son of a bitch. It's blood. Big trouble. If he sees blood, he goes nuts. You stood me up again, you rotten bastard. Why aren't you giving me the chance to talk to you? Anyway, lessons are over. I'm too scared of you, so I can't come anymore. I'd rather my mom kill me. Good-bye. Stop pretending, and help me up. What happened to you? It's blood! Don't scream, okay? Be quiet or die. Wanna die? Will you be quiet? Come on, damn it. Stop looking and ing the bandage. It's in that drawer. Okay. What shampoo do you use? But I use soap. Don't be so rough, damn it. Name. Kim Ji-hoon. Age. Twenty-one. Employment. Student. What college? I'm in high school. Are you proud of that, asshole? Here's your plane ticket, so go back. I won't. Go before I get angrier. I blocked your expulsion, but there's no use in staying. So go! No, you go. I'm too old to study a oad, idiot! I told you to punch faster, boy. Go. I won't go. Give me all your credit cards. Father! Please, not that... Did you call, sir? Clean out his pockets. Dad, you're being too cruel. Don't come closer. You'll die if you do! Dad! Dad! 'Su-wan's Fried Chicken' Open the door and come out! Okay, already. So what ings you to a chicken store, Madam? Don't be so cold. You being the only friend I can turn to makes me mad. So you came to pick a fight again? Ji-hoon was never like that. Even though he fought sometimes, he was a nice boy. And he never started the fights. I think it was wrong to send him to America. It was my idea, you see. It's been a week since he ran away. What if something bad happens to him, Kyung-ja? Why is he so late? Don't you have tutoring lessons today? That's too bad. Si-kyung isn't your man anymore. Here he comes! It's a gift from Ji-hoon. Wow, can I try it on? Think it'll look good on you? Shall I buy you one, too? Get a life. Think you can afford this? Wow, Ji-hoon, what a great watch. It's a Bvlgari. It's my present to him. It must be really expensive. 'Are you some kid to run away? ' 'Think you're cool? ' 'Hungry, huh? I'm eating noodles' 'I envy you to run away at that age' 'No, I wanna come, too' 'I like getting paid still, so don't come back' 'Wanna come home, huh? ' 'Why won't you study a oad? ' 'Can I go for you instead? ' - Kim Ji-hoon speak... - You finally answered! Think this phone is for you? Why'd you fill it with messages? Let's meet. Where are you? Why? You hate going a oad that much? Others would die to go. Forget it. I'll go crazy talking to you. Hey, let's meet at your place today. Just worry about your own life. Come back, so I can give you a present. I'm hanging up. Anyway, why do you need to go to school? Since you're rich, you won't have to worry later. My old man wants me to graduate high school. Satisfied? You like your dad, don't you? I knew you had a nice side in you. What the hell? Why did you come here? Think this is your home? You told me I had to fill in the hours to get paid. You greedy snob. You make me sick. Then what about you? You came for your present already? Present, my ass. What is it? Give it to me. Here it is. I'm your gift. Have you gone nuts? I don't want it. Listen carefully. I'm your guardian angel who'll help you go, I mean, stay home. What for? You want something from me, huh? Dummy. You should be grateful. Fine. Just don't call me Country Chick anymore. Do I look like a Country Chick? No, her sister. Su-wan, Ji-hoon's father is here. Ji-hoon! You can't go! Go study a oad. No. Want a beating? Kim Bong-man! What is it? Sir, just give Ji-hoon to me instead. Wait a minute. Ji-hoon still hasn't fulfilled his military service. And he has no job, but you want to marry him? Pardon? No, that's not what I meant. I meant as Ji-hoon's teacher. Sit first. Sit and let's listen to Su-wan, I mean, his teacher. Please sit. Yes, if he studies a oad, it'll open up new doors. And maybe he'll change into a new person. But it could turn into a failure if he doesn't want to go. And Ji-hoon could become a drug addict and join the mafia. So what are you saying? So if you could just trust him... You're telling me to trust him? Although I know it'll be hard to do... To be more exact, since this is about Ji-hoon's life, I think it'll be good to respect his decision, sir. If he makes the wrong decision,

If he makes the wrong decision, then we have no choice but to decide for him. I'll raise my average above 50 on the next mid-term. What did you say? Ji-hoon! I'll get above a 50, okay? Wait a minute, sir! From an expert's perspective, this is an abnormal act of... Shut the fuck up! It's none of your business! Do you know me? I know what I'm doing. Have you really gone crazy? Speak Korean so I can understand. I'll get above a 50, okay? If I don't, do as you like. Fuck! Fuck! Just tell him you'll go a oad. Make some sense. Pack! And I'll reserve your ticket. Do you think raising your grades is as easy as fighting? If you don't wanna help, then leave! Yeah, you won't need my help since you speak English well! Why do you need tutoring? I can speak English, but I can't read it! It's different on tests! This is insane. Then why did you make that promise? How do you expect to raise your average from 8 to 50? God can't even help you. Feel bad? I'm sorry, but I have to say it. It's better than a promise you can't keep. There's no use in having an I-can-do-it attitude. Stop speaking nonsense, and tell me what to study. Peasants' Uprising of 1895. Are you feeling okay? Did you hurt your head when you fought Jong-soo? He's a cruel bastard for hitting your head. Do you know about the Peasants' Uprising? What? It was caused by a death in the Ulmi Year. Do you know what death it was? What? Queen Myungsung was killed by the yakuzas. Know who Queen Myungsung is? Come on. Think I'm that dumb? It's Actress Lee Mi-yeon. You idiot. It wasn't her in that TV series? It was Kang Soo-yeon, idiot. Fuck, why does he have to study all of a sudden? I should've just picked randomly. That's what I'm saying. Here's some solid advice. Do as your father says. Wanna die? Go become a mafia gangster, and form a global gang. Yeah, becoming a national hero will be easier. You call yourself a tutor? Then you think a tutor can do magic? What will you do if I get above a 50, huh? From here to there are the questions I taught you before. So you could've gotten a 60 score. But the result? Only 18. Anyway, so what'll you do if I get above a 50? You get above a 50? Then I'll dance on stage at our school festival. That would be fun. You made a promise, okay? Sorry to call all of you here. I have a problem, so you'll have to help me. I'll assign you a subject, So make 100 questions each. At least half of them must be on the test. It's mine. Ji-hoon, you can smoke two cartons during class. Ji-hoon, please. Let's talk about it. Let's be reasonable! You can't do this to me! I helped you with the test! The next entry is a Junior majoring in English. Let's welcome Choi Su-wan! Hi, I'm Choi Su-wan, a Junior majoring in English. I hope you enjoy it. Bye. Why are you looking at me like that? Weren't you embarrassed for a girl? Why didn't you just dance naked? It looked like a strip show. Who's the one who told me to dance? Have plans this sunday? None of your business. Just tell me. Although I know you won't have any. Our club is visiting an orphanage. Why? Is that bastard going? Who? My honey, Si-kyung? Honey, my ass. Why else would I be going if he wasn't? Hey, is that a volunteer's attitude? Think what you like. Bye. How do you do? I've been thinking a lot. It's been on my mind constantly. So I've had many sleepless nights. Just say you want to screw her, asshole Si-kyung. Su-wan, it's not a choice, it's fate. I'm fine with throwing my everything away. My family, friends, and future. My mind and body isn't mine anyway, Su-wan. Si-kyung. Si-kyung, are you okay? Hey, Kim Ji-hoon! What are you doing there? What'll you do now? They're not your friends anymore. Look at my arm. I can't bathe and wipe my ass. And look how dirty my hair is, asshole. Know how precious the right arm is? Shit, only if your big head hadn't dodged him. Fine, I saw you in action at the pool hall, so I'll make you Number 2, okay? Number 2? Shit. Ji-hoon, you bastard. What's taking you so long? Are you drunken? You're pathetic for a tutor. You don't wanna get paid, huh? What? Hi. How long have you been drinking? Sorry. Let's have today's class here. Today's subject is oken hearts. Did you get dumped? Nope. Yeah. Nope. Yeah. Wanna die? Stop screwing around. Everyone, I've been dumped! I've been dumped! Everyone, I've been dumped! Everybody, I've been dumped! I've been dumped... What the hell was so good about him? At first, I liked his soft smile. And then... I liked his voice. And since I liked liking him, I liked him even more. And then I loved him. Since I loved him, my heart became oken. But I could only let him go. There's nothing I can do. I'm stupid, heart- oken, hopeless, and down. Hurry and get up! You're too drunken. Ji-hoon, what are you two doing? Now you're trying to seduce him with tears? Ji-hoon, don't trust her. Since you're studying with her, the guys are leaving you. Hey, I'm really tired already, so you better go, okay? Ji-hoon! It's you. The City Chick. Nice to see you. Wanna drink with me? Have you gone nuts? You're always mean. Stop acting so drunk, damn it. Why'd you hit my pretty face? Come here and I'll give you a kiss. It's so soft. You crazy bitch! Ji-hoon! Let go. You're really overdoing it today. What's gotten into you? This is the place. Why? Wanna throw up? On a rainy night... By a red telephone booth... Under the streetlight... I wanted my first kiss at a place like this. You're really overdoing it. I even practiced a pose. Like this. Why? Why does God have to be my rival? Hey! Who are you to make her cry? Su-wan may be a Country Chick... Man, I'm pissed. She's not worth getting hurt from you! I think there's been some mistake. Mistake, my ass. I don't know who she is, but if I see that she's worse than Su-wan, you and her are dead. Got it? So who is she? Fine, the sweetheart who's in your heart now. This is making me sick. Who is she? I said who? You're making a mistake. It's not a woman. I'll be a father soon. - What? - A father. You rotten son of a bitch. You already have a kid? Rotten bastard. Thanks for the milk, asshole. You bastard. Why'd you hit him? Why? Do you have to keep this up? Okay, hit me. Hit me. Are you really a girl? Why does your punch sting? Feel better now? Was he your first love? Has this happened to you? Think I'm the type to get dumped like you? Have you ever truly loved someone? Probably not with a temper like that. Wanna fly into the sky? I'm serious. Like it? I like it! Very much! Tomorrow is our last lesson. That's right. Hey, Su-wan. What? I've been thinking. You're a pretty cool chick. Now you know? This is the first time I've told somebody this, but I think I like you. Hello? Su-wan. Su-wan. Can't you hear me? Su-wan, can you hear me? What? What? I can't hear you. Su-wan, pull the left string! Don't panic. Su-wan, are you okay? It hurts. You have to study English consistently. There's no other way. Study the idioms and synonyms I wrote down before your test. You've done a good job. Well, I... I hope I was a good teacher to you. There's no need to emphasize that you were a teacher. I understand. Wait a sec. Oh boy, my legs hurt. Su-wan! Oh my gosh, it's my friend. What are you doing here? You bad girl, how'd you catch me on a date? This is my friend, Su-wan. - Hello. - Hello. The guy I mentioned. The med student. Hello. Yes, hello. Who have you been hiding from me? No, he's the one I've been tutoring. The bad student? So you two are dating now? Think I'm crazy to date a high school... It looks fishy to me. This doesn't seem like a place to study. It's our farewell party. Wanna join us? No way. We're getting very intimate. Have fun with your teacher. I'll call you later. Why? Envious? Of course. He's handsome, and has a good major. Snobs. And being rich would also be nice, Right? All you care about is status. That was mean. Is that your standard for guys, too? Guys like that wouldn't be bad. But it's crazy to date someone in high school? That's now what I meant. I thought you were different. But you're all the same. You all think superficially. What makes you so different from Ho-gyung who's materialistic? What is it? This is yours. Why should I accept this? Then don't. I bought it for you, so it's not even mine. What is it? Does Kim Ji-hoon's tutor live here by any chance? Su-wan? She went on a delivery. Stop! Wait! What do you want? Are you Kim Ji-hoon's tutor by any chance? Not anymore. Grab her! Come with us for a moment. What are you doing? Hello? Say something! Speak! It hung up. Damn it! What bastard is prank calling? Hold on for a sec, idiot! What? Choi Su-wan? I have to make a delivery, so stop this. Hello? Hello? Who? Lee Jong-soo? Hey! My ear's gonna fall off, you bastard! Of course you have to come. Here? Catch her, you bastards! Hello? You're with Jong-soo, huh? Where are you? Damn it, I'm running right now! So you ordered the chicken? I doubted it at first. But I'd never think he'd like a Country Chick like you. Your job was to tutor him, not seduce him. Here's the chicken, so pay me 216,000 won. I wanna throw you like that chicken and crush you. Why'd you throw it? Who are you to do that? My dad raised them himself, and my mom cooked it. And you throw it away? Stop it! Stop it! I said stop it! What do you want? She's mine, so you stay out of it! No she's not, she's mine. You bastards. It's not your day to tutor, so be quiet. You're a hostage today. Ji-hoon's bait. Pay for the chicken. Pay for the chicken! Hello? We're waiting too long because of you, asshole. Are you testing my patience? - Shut up your mouth! - Let me go, you bastard! Are you okay? Do I look okay to you? Let's go. Ji-hoon! He's here. I said he's right here. You can't leave now. Jong-soo, you've gone insane. Ji-hoon, I can't take it anymore. I wanna make sure today. Is it that bitch or me? Move, bitch. If you listen to me, I'll let her go, but if not... No, you move! Ji-hoon! That's the bastard! Who the hell are you? They're the bosses of the Makjubshi Gang. This is fucking humiliating, but I had to call them because of you, asshole. Damn it, who the hell are you guys? What do you want? With that Country Chick, no, with Ji-hoon... No, I came to talk to both of them. Hey, what I want is that... It's my turn. I ought her here, so butt out. Damn it, I'm the one who went to the store. You idiot, all you had to do was have her deliver to you. Stupid idiots. Hey! Hey! Are you okay? What if I'm not? I see you're still feisty. Hey, I told you to stop smoking. Out of eath already? Very nice. Who gave it to you? Stop it. I thought you'd call me. What's wrong with all your friends? Get some new ones. I sure do know how to pick them right. The necklace. Looks good on you. Wait for me! Wait for me, asshole! Like I told you before, what I want is that... Go home, you bastard. But I have something to say! Hurry and tell me who it is. Is it me or this bitch? This bitch? Yeah. But I like you! She's not the only one who likes you! I like you, too! I can be a better girlfriend than her! Hey, stop crying, damn it. Why do you bother people? It's my hobby, why? Go ahead first. First, we'll take care of them, then it's our turn. Do as you like. Stop crying like a baby. I heard a lot about you, so show me what you got. Shit, I've been showing it, so where were you? I'm exhausted. Can I ask you something? Asking questions is a good habit. Is this your skin? Hey! Move those hands! Ji-hoon, where are you going? Please transfer to another school! Stop staring, damn it. Screw you. Do what she says. Starring Kwon Sang-woo as Kim Ji-hoon Kim Ha-neul as Choi Su-wan Executive Producers Lee Kang-bok & Lee Seo-yull Produced by Jang Jung-gwon Original Story by Choi Su-wan Screenplay by Park Yun-seon Directed by Kim Kyung-hyung

no match for Big Brother Bruce Lee would have been ashamed No one's ever heard from or seen those two again. Wow Big Brother is a legend. Legend?! Very few organizations can claim to have one. Think yourself lucky to be working for a legend! Got it? Ya shore can say that... Get rid of that accent of yours! It's making me look bad. Behave! Big Brother, it's me. What? I'm Shitboys hometown friend. My name's Koh Yong-Man. He's got potential. sir. Put him to work in the kitchen! What'd you say. you cheap whore! I know how to handle little bit cones How dare you talk to Big Brother What's that? It's a horse bone... Hello, what? Boss, they've found her! Is mom dead? I'm here. Hold my hand. Will she recognize me! - Yu-Jin!! - Eun-Jin.. Eun-Jin, I'll come back for you!! Yu-Jin... Yu-Jin... Why's she still here? Got to come impressive cutlery here. What do you think you're doing? You're real fucking' geniuses!! Shut the fuck up and scrub down for surgery! It's no use to open her up at this point. I will only cause her more. I can sit your throat and out you up like sashimi. How's that for pain? You want me to beg? This is a non-smoking building. That little... Are you O.K.? I'm really sorry... Never mind, just get out here Scat! - Soo-ll, what's wrong? - No, no. Nothing. Cigarette. Boss, this is a non-smoking building. Whoever acts up in front of my sister is a dead'man. Yes sir!! - Sir? - I mean, yes ma'am! You must have hated me all those years. We'll start you on motherapy tomorrow. You're well enough to have surgery. - Sis.. - Eun-Jin... I need to ask you to do something for me. Name the bastard... What is it? I can do...l mean anything. I want to see you get married. Married...Married? Married? What's the big deal? Everyone does it. I want to get it over with this month. Get to it. Big Brother, are you sure? Do I look like I'm joking? Do you have anyone in mind? Anyone here up for the ask? Chicken shits... Find me a groom! Could you give us an idea of what you like? Just make sure he don't look like you! We heard good things about this place. Find us an eligible bachelor...Pronto.. Hi ya? My name's Sherry. Talk about cheap... She knows what she's doing... Come on get to work. You're as scaly as a crocodile... You have to accentuate... Ow... What is all this shit? These are just the basics. Does she always talk like this? Men love the way I talk. They say it's my best quality. Shut your trap and get to it. I'll bust your ass! Fine. Get yourself a real stylist. Are you crazy? Bitch, get back to work! You won't even let me talk and now you're scaring me. Stop scaring her. After you get their attention with your looks. You get your hooks in with some sweet talk. Sweet talk? It's all in the nostrils. Ohh honey! Oh... honey! No, not like that. Ohhhh honey! Why're you shaking like that? These are added bonuses. You shake these and you've got him wrapped around your fingers. Ohhh, honey! Not like that, boss. Ohh honey!! Come on! Get out. How do I look? I went to sleep like this Good thinking... Where are they? This way. Korea... Where you going? Fool! Put your shoes back on! May I present Mr.& Mrs. Kim. they own Chosun textiles. Sang-min graduated from an Ivy League university. He's finishing up his Pb.a right now. And this is... How about a self-introduction? The name's Cha Eun-Jin 26years old. I'm in good health. got a whole lot of muscle working. I mean, men... She means employees. Right. 50 employees. And my territory. no I mean... She means she owns a body guard company. What do your parents do? Cut the crap. Hey, you wanna tie the knot? The sooner the better. Make sure this doesn't happen again! Romeo! Yes, boss? Get me an old couple to play my parents. Yes, sir! - Where to boss? -The hospital. Where have all the good men gone... Who knew it would be so hard to get married? Big Brother. I heard that one's soul mate is usually within 2km radius. Screw that theory. The fools within 2km radius of me are worthless. What the fuck! See you later. See ya. Hey you over there! Stop! Hey you! Stay here. Learn how to drive. Come here. you little punk. You fuckin' retard You ruined my outfit What the hell is this, fuck! Get up, I said get up. You little sissy... What the hell? Kneel. Ass hole. I'll... Kneel. Let's go! Hey bitch! How dare you smoke outside! This ain't your backyard! Fuckin' punk bitch. I ought a kick your ass! What the fuck! Come here. bitch! Fuck! What the fuck? What's she doing? I'll kill you bitch! Come and get it!! Stop! She's a woman. This is not at all chivalrous. Get out of here. Mind your own business. Please calm down. You can't hit a woman, please! stop! He gives new meaning to 'han-headed' Just needed a few stitches, that's all. Ok, Yes, sir. You O.K. man? Is she all right? Of course. And...Compensation. No, no thanks. Take it. You never know. No, I don't want it. Please. - Well. suit yourself. - I'll see you later. He looks pretty slow to me. Shut up, you're the one who 's slow. Hi, how can I help you? 35 years of age. Name is Kang Soo-il. He's a civil servant. Looks pretty slow but in this case It's a favorable characteristic. He's had 58 blind dates with zero success rate. Where and when? Tomorrow at 7pm. At Marche. Good evening. -Give me some of them fish cakes. -Yes, sir. I just hope things work out tomorrow. I feel sorry for the poor basterd. How's he gonna survive her? Did you just rag on Big Brother? I'm just worried for her. You're too sensitive. Oh, fuck, it's hot Hey... how old are you two? I'm 56. And she's 54. Good. yes. good! If it's a right with you. We'd like to get it over with as soon as possible. Me too. He looks so dependable. We'll get them a new apartment and pay for the wedding. We're just so lucky to get such a great son in law. Isn't this wonderful? In all my years in the business. I've never seen such a perfect couple. But I just think What is it? Is there a problem? They've known each other. for such a short time In my years of experience. Time is not very important. Even rich cake shouldn't be cooked for too long. He's absolutely right. It's all up to him... Well, why don't we leave these two alone? -Yes, Wonderful idea. -Yes, it is. Have a good time, dear. -It's really weird. -What is? It seems like I know you from before. Why did you borrow money from a loan shark? No, I mean I just fee that we may have known each other in a little life Then would you be up to marring me? You're not getting any younger... -You mean right away? -yeah. Wait. wait here. No wonder he's still single... Are you all right? Who were they? I'm not sure. I think they're White Shark's boys. Eun-Jin! Get out of here, now! why are you here and why are you sweating? I was feeling a little warm in there. Let's go inside. Wait. I wanna read you something. from the idges of Madison Country. I've been saving it up for when I propose. I've got one thing to say to you and I'll only say it once. I hope you will listen. In this uncertain universe. a feeling this strong comes but only once in a lifetime. Will you marry me? Please accept these. Getting a real kick out of this? What? what'd I do? Hey, wait... I'm here at the store, boss. Just wanted to know what color rice cooker you want. -Whatever! -Yes, sir If there are any empty seats, I'll put your teeth out. Got it? Don't fuck up. Hey put him on. Yeah, you got the equipment? Come by tomorrow for the rehearsal. Look at that fool, getting all worked up. I don't know, weddings just make me feel so sentimental. Don't you feel strange? Go on ahead I'm going to the sauna. What's wrong with him? Fool, don't you get it? When will you learn? Fool, you aren't got nothing over me. What'd you say? Nothing. She won't give me a discount. I ought a bitch slap her. Let's go! Come on in. No, cold water dip first. Fool, it's hot and then cold! I ain't about to my sausage in there. -What are you staring at? -What up? This fool's giving me an attitude for splashing him. Are you gonna let him get away with that? Jackass son-of-a bitch. Pretty pussycat. There you go... What now... Boss, I heard that bitch Mantis is getting married. Married? Mantis? So, she's getting married. - This calls for a cele ation. - Should we send her a bouquet? That's not good enough for her. You do not want to get caught, so do it right. You fuck-us. How come only nightclub where are here? This is no club opening. But, Big Brother we had to close up 5 clubs to get these girls. You said not to tell anyone on the outside Did you pick out this dress? They said it was the best. Look how low cut it is. You trying to take a peek at my nipples? No, no... ni, nipples, No sir. Almost ready? Wow, you look beautiful Ladies and Gentlemen. the ide and the groom. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Kang Soo-ll and Cha Eun-Jin in holy matrimony. May the Lord bless these two. say Amen Hallelujah! Hey, sit down. Stay down. I said stay the fuck down! Ladies and Gentlemen. we've prepared a special martial arts event today. A never before seen event! Fantastic action! And now you are witnessing the climax. to this special performance. Yay! They're giving it their all! Let's give a big hand. to the performers. Wow what's performance! Amazing! Stupendous! Thank you! Here. I prepared something to read to you on our first night. Would you like to hear it? Whatever. Hold on a sec. l, Kang Soo-il, swear the following to my wife. First, I will not look at any other woman except my wife. Second, I will take my wife Out at least once a week. -Do I have to pledge something, too? -No, just stay by my side. Eun-Jin... I'm hot, I'm gonna take a shower. How gross. - Tell me you love me. - I said shut up! Hello... Yeah boss? What honeymoon!? He's back? I'll take the first light up. Shut up and goodbye. Sorry about last night. I gotta go back tonight. Some things come up. I'm not usually a big drinker but I think ruined it over last night. Dame, he talks a lot. Did you make reservations? Welcome back, sir. Nothing better than a trip overseas... Don't I look great or what? Who the hell is that? I'm the new guy. Yong-man. New guy? Who the fuck ought him in? l, I did sir. As a gift to y'all. I'm gonna eak a few knees. Who wants to be first. Where the hell is Mantis? She's home... taking care of a few things. - She's on her honeymoon. - Honeymoon? When are you going to visit your parents? They're taking a trip overseas. What do you think you're doing? Trying to make you more comfortable. Don't even lay a finger on me without permission. O.K., I won't. - Why you bossing me around? - If you don't like it, get the fuck out. I'll cut all your balls off motherfuckers... -All we have in the fridge is water... -Thirty, so on! - Water and lemon - Thirty nine... Make mine seafood flavor. Forty. Forty How was your trip sir? Heard you were on a trip yourself? Something came up. You knocked up? I'm planning to get a divorce. You trying to fuck with me? No, sir. So are you looking after the business? I heard White Shark's boys are rearing their ugly heads. They can't touch us, sir. - You can leave now. - Yes, sir. Women, can't depend on them. They go out and get knocked up Hey, lady. One more! Big Brother. I think you should slow down. Do you find me attractive as a woman? Boss, as far as I'm concerned... You're just like the rest. Must be a pain working under a chick. -Boss! -Tell it like it is! When I was laying in a corner after my head got bashed in. you said this to me. 'Blood is thicker than water, but loyalty is thicker than blood.' Where your fellas think you're going? What up? I said I'm paying tonight... What the hell? I hate to ask you this, but could you go somewhere else? I be asking nicely. Don't test my patience. You want a piece of my muthafucka? Guys wanna hear me sing? We were born on different days but we're others forever I came out of a comma because of you. No matter what, you're my boss. I cried when I realized the truth... Now my heart is empty Now my heart is empty Who was that? You? It was you. That was great! You know what separates a low life punk from a real life gangster? What? Professionality. Propan...? Professionality, asshole!! Without it. you're just a low life punk. got it? Whew, you stink. What are you doing? I'm your husband. You're cute when you're drunk. I'll give you cute. Don't talk like that to me. You asked for it. Marriage is not a death sentence. -You think you can keep me away? -What are you... Don't mess with me. I said 'Never without my permission' Did you do the deed? Sorry man. My wife's away on business and my son forgot to take the useing key. I won't be about to make it tonight. Oh yeah, tonight's your dinner party? - Bring your son, Min-soo along. - You think it would be O.K.? There isn't much but I hope you like it. That's fine. Chinese food sounds good to me. -Stop stalling and let us in. -Yeah, we're starving. - Good evening! - Hello There are many training machines You should exercise or You would be like me You told me that the fat is proportioned to a great personality Back in the days we got all the exercise I need a bunch off ives I bet no one messed with you back then. Hey I can still hold my own against the best of them. These days so calles gangsters are a joke. I heard they only eat shrimp chips. Double the wager! Triple...How about you? - Hey, I'm still in. - Calculate later Dad! Help me with this problem. Go ask auntie over there, she'll help you. Auntie. What's a proper expression for policeman? Police man? A Pig. That's true. cops these days are all pigs. Eun-jin, you've got a killer sense of honor But it's three words. Three words? Donut Munching Bastards? - Hello? - Mantis? You've got the wrong number. - There's no one here by that name - hey ! I need to speak with you. I think you need to learn some manners. It's one thing to talk down to me. Out Donut Munching Bastards? And the uneaten bags of ead in the fridge and hiring a caterer on my salary! It was convenient. I can't take this anymore. So, what, you’re gonna hit me? - I don't hit girls. - Cut the bull shit. You're really trying my patience. - So what are you gonna do about it? - And now the weird phone calls. Mantis... What in the world Look here, you little sissies. You're an embarrassment. Getting your ass kicked like that. It wasn't like that man that punk started it. Shut the fuck up. What the hell were the rest of you doing while it was happening. - It's just that the dude was crazy...he... - Yeah, I never seen a crazier son-of-a... Hey that's him! That's the guy!! -Is he the one? -Yes! Man, you're one ugly mofo. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the hell is this? Hey you, once I take off all my clothes. Your ass is grass. Big mouth s.o.b I'm gonna bitch slab you back to the holes y'all crawled out of... Without a word You handed me a letter Deep within my heart I'm coming for y'all. My heart is empty I feel profound sorrow Fuckin' embarassing! Where the fuck? where you think you're going? Stop following me! I told you once I get naked... I'd pummel your ass! Eun-Jin! I'm getting worse, aren't l? Of course not. The doctor says you're doing better. You can come stay with us. I see. This is delicious Try it! Come on Don't mind me. You should be more attentive to your husband... Watching both of you so happy is going to help me get better. That's good to hear. Here! I'm sorry about what I said the other day. Forget about it. I know you're upset about your sister. All the more reason to try and get along. -It's for your sister -I said forget about it! Why do you have to be so mean? I'm the man here and I said sorry first. So I should be grateful? I never asked for your apology. You don't know how to be a part of a normal relationship. So what is a normal relationship. You tell me. we'll sure isn't what we have I know it's difficult for two people We don't know each other to live together. That's why we both have to try. But you don't even want to give it an effort. Effort? Not once since our wedding day have you bothered to properly arrange the shoes by the front entrance. You don't help out around the house. You have no aspect for me. And refusing sexual intercourse without due cause is grounds for divorce. So that's what it is. Try jacking gift or better yet. pay for a call girl. What? You're an awful human being. My little Eun-jin has grown easts... Stop teasing. Eun-jin... What? Don't you want to have a baby and become a mom? A mom? I've always wanted to have lots of children. But I guess there's no hope of that. Yu-Jin... I'm so scared that we'll live like this and men just disappear from the face of this earth. There will be no part of us to carry on. I wish there will be someone 10, or 20 years from now who is a part of us. I promise you that I'll have a little girl who looks just like you. But you have to promise that you'll be around for it. I told the guy I'd pummel his ass to the ground and then the knife went. Welcome back. Big Brother! White Shark's boys are starting to get restless. One of them came to our club and caused a big commotion. Ignore them until the construction is finished. - Hey, Romeo! - Yes, sir! Bring that expert of yours back here. Right away, sir. Admit it, it's not just to get knocked up, right? You're horny, right? You'd better watch that mouth of yours. Tell me the quickest and surefire way to get pregnant. Keep you shirt on. How're you going to get knocked up if you aren't getting any? You have to learn how to excite a man. You have to go straight for the goldmine. Goldmine... Watch. Like this slowly but firmly. And if this doesn't work. That's disgusting. Men really enjoy this? It will drive them insane. You busy? Could we have a minute? What do you want? What are you doing? Damn. Wait a minute. What are you doing? Stay still. My neck, watch it. I've never seen you undressed. You up for another round? For people got pregnant in that elevator... - What's wrong? - Stay still. The owner did it on that table and had twins! Don't you want any? Let's drink to the successful on operation of the new building. - Cheers! - Cheers! Well, if it isn't Mantis? what the... Nice little gathering you got here I'm entertaining clients. I've always wanted a drink poured by Miss, Mantis. I hope you gentlemen don't mind. No get the hell out of here! - It's my turn. - I said leave. Why don't we step out gentlemen? Mantis, that's not polite. Come on, take it! You can add some soy sauce if it's too bland. It's perfect. I'm really sorry. Why? I know my little sister is coarse and stubborn on the surface. But she's got a good heart. It's just that she's had a hard life. But I know you'll stand behind her until the end, right? Yes, I will. Good afternoon, Big Brother. I ought it just in case. Keep it covered. And no matter what, don't make the first move. Yes sir! Sit down. He's got something to say to you. I heard one of my men got out of line with you. I wouldn't go that far. Hey, Eel, come over here! Bring a knife. If there is one thing I despise, it's people with no respect. I think this is really unnecessary It is very necessary. Even we live by certain un eakable codes of conduct. I thought I told you to ing a knife! It's all water under the idge. He was drunk and didn't know what was going on. That's right. He was drunk and didn't know what he was doing. but you tried to gouge his eyes out! Here kitty kitty So I guess, I'm the one who's owed an apology? Or was that an outright challenge. Kitty! Meow, meow Kitty Hey, pussy cat! There's no need to make mountains out of mole bills There's no need for bloodshed Meet your opponent, Nanman. He learned in Japan, the righteous way to use a knife. You choose the time and place. What happened? - Are you hurt? - It's nothing. Where's Yu-Jin? - In the hospital. - What? Why are you telling me this now? I called you all day but your phone was off. Why are you here now? Where are you going? To the hospital. I just got back from there Visiting hours are over Let's go tomorrow. Thanks for looking after her She's family. Are you sure you're O.K.? You must be starving. I'll fix you something... May I help you? - I need some antibiotic ointment - Just a sec. 'Home Pregnancy Test' What a pain in the ass. Damn!! I tested twice and they both came out positive Now all I need is for you to get well. Thank you. For the sake of the unborn baby. No more profanity. No lights. Only positive thoughts. Soo-il must be happy. He doesn’t know yet. You must tell him. He's the father and he's a wonderful human being. -Hello? -It's me I never expected you to call me at work - Can you come home early? - Is something wrong? Is it a blackout? I'm the second man in a local organization. I've got over 50 men working for me. I got married to fulfill my sister's dying wishes. I never wanted to marry in the first place. Everything was staged my parents are dead. Stop! Let's make this simple. I can overlook the lies. I can live with the fact that you don't love me. But I can't let you keep this line of work. Promise me you'll get out. That's not possible. No matter what you do I can't get out. Fine! Then there's nothing more to talk about Sit down Don't tell me what to do. I don't want to put you or your family in danger. Be patient and it will be all over. All over? - When is that? - Maybe a year... Even 6 months... Just do me a favor and don't let Yu-Jin know this Hi. Baby. Look at her, she gets a ring from him after knowing him for a week. That's his thing. He does that to every chick. Let's get out here. - I can't, I'm working - I said let's go. It's always about you isn't it? Shut up bitch. Just do as I say and stop asking questions. Are you mad at me? Yeah you bitch... If you stop saying that, I'll be extra nice to you. I'm just calling it as I see it. So, is Eun-Jin a bitch too? How dare you talk like that. I'll kill you! You fuckin' jerk!! She and I are the same. We're both women. Where is it written that she's called 'Boss' and I'm to be called 'Bitch'? Yu-Jin Where's Soo-ll? - He's running late. - He's a good man. Be good to him. I only want to live with you and me, the baby. Just the three of us. Your baby deserves father. remember this Yu-Jin! Sis... When do you get off? Why do you ask? I'm gonna take you to a place where they serve the best marinated crab. -Really? -Yep! I found a place that makes it like the way they do back home... - Wait here. I'll go get my stuff. - Ok. Hurry up. Hey punks. you still hanging around here? Hey! Weren't you a redhead before? Fool...punk! What's with you? Come here, come on... It's a perfect day for noodles and getting laid. Honey! Baby, what's wrong? Call 1 19! Someone call 1 19! - Fuck. how embarrassing! - Stop talking! Just before my old lady ran off. she bought me the best crab dish. Stop talking...Stop. Crab eggs are the best what do you say? I always liked it mixed with rice... Damn, I was gonna put this ring in the rice and have you find it. -Sherry? -Why? You're so fuckin' pretty today... I know, So don't leave me. You can cuss me out all you want... Hello? Sherry, so nice to hear from you? Romeo... Just a while ago... What happened to Romeo? S-stabbed... Lowlife punks... Punks? Nanman, it was that bastard... Boil the potatoes first. Wow, you're a pro. First, you compliment me. Really? Clams, we need clams. Oh yeah. Let's just eat without it this time... My wife's cooking for me. I'll be right back. Hello? Romeo's what? What about our boys... What the fuck you doing? We're here to see Nanman. What? Where'd you come from? You little no dick jerk. It was you! Shut up. It's good you're here. We've wanted to meet you... Boss, it's me. It might be prudent to lay low for a while. What the hell? What is today? I knew you were dirty but I didn't think you'd go this low. We must look like a bunch of sissies Please just don't kick me in the stomach, I'm pregnant. Pregnant? You turned me into a eunuch! Stop!! Stop it. I think this is what you wanted. Now that you got what you wanted. Let my people go. You're a smart man. I can see why you'd want her. Life wouldn't be the same without her. Honey... - Do not disturb the patient. - Is she going to be all right? She's just a lot of blood because of the miscarriage. Miscarriage? Talk about keeping my hands clean. Congratulation! My astrological all foreces said that there'll be fire works for me Gentlemen go ahead and grab your girls Everything's getting something Ooh... I'm not gonna get any sleep light - Go out Namman! - Boss! I don't want to waste money on you. Good night. Goodbye. Where's White Shark? What? What the fuck? Get out of here ladies. You're White Shark? You're not a human. How could you do that to a pregnant women? Son of a bitch. he's ruined everything. What should we do with him? Dammm it stinks. No, no, Not the cigarette. Sixty five men died in the fire. He never liked violence but the world wanted a hero. Legends are hard to come by in this day and age. What is the difference between a small punk and a real life gangster? Umm, pro propane gas... Fool...

- Heinrich! - Turn off the airintake! - Stubborn bastards, those americans. - All ahead, 15 degrees starboard. - They're leaving. - They're leaving. Periscopedepth. We'll teach them who the stubborn ones are. - 286 degrees, 15 knots. - 2700 meters. Ready tubes 3 and 4. Ready. - 112 degrees. - Torpedo ready? 3 and 4 ready. Ready. Fire. Yes! We got her! We got her! - A good yankee is a good yankee. - We dive. - How is Heinrich? - Concussion. He'll be okay. Good, I'll check in on him later. - Good move. - You always win anyway. - Do you know what your problem is? - My queen is in a bad position. You always underestimate yourself. You should have been a commander yourself, instead of hanging around me. I thought that you would be more cheerful, after we sunk that cruiser. We sink one, they sink 30. We're lucky, that the torpedo exploded. - The Americans joined the war. - It didn't go so well last night. It'll all be better soon. With a little luck... With a little luck, we'll make it home in one piece. - What is it, Bauer? - Look at this. Allways when you least expect it. - How many moves do I have left? - Two. Chess... ...mate. Good, I hate chess. I get worse for every move. - Sorry to disturb you, Captain. - We're finished. We got a message... from home. Give it to me. Jonas, what does it say? I need a moment alone. They bombed Hamburg. His daughters school is completely destroyed. No survivors. - Torpedoes... Fire. We have to surface. Jonas, It's night. We have to surface. - Yes, prepare for surfacing. - Ready for surfacing. We couldn't stop the bleeding in the ain. How old was he? 18? Heinrich wanted to show what he could. From the first day. You couldn't do anything. You couldn't stop it. No... That's the problem. Captain... Glenn Miller? Good. - Torpedoes! - Damn! All Ahead full. Dive! Where the hell is he? Tvĺ subs. One of ours and an american. - Distance? - 4000 meter. - She's right in front of us. - Distance 400 meters. Fire! Follow me. Now! Come. Move! Move it! You're not scared of a few americans? I'm worried about supplies. We'll be at the supply wessel in a week. We have enough supplies. There's nothing to worry about. When we get there, we'll turn over the americans for interrogation. Klaus, could you give us a moment. As you wish. What is it? You said it yourself - the war is ending. Why risk everything now? Make sure my orders are followed, Ludwig. Yes, captain. - Why the hell did he ing them onboard? - There are rules in war. Not when they just sunk one of ours. The entire crew were killed. - Our Comrades! - Are you questioning him? I don't doubt the captains orders. Neither should you. He puts us in danger. That's what war is. Eat. They don't understand a word. Here you go. I hope you like it. Leave it. Chain them, and give him medicine. - Let him die. - Do as I say! Take his handcuffs off For him. What are you looking at, Rat? Not only are you eating our food, I also have to look at you. Thats enough. I hurt everywhere and it's difficult to eathe. I'll give to something for the pain. Get some rest. You'll be well soon. - How many? - Eight sick. Others have the symptoms. Captain, come here, please. We're almost there, but the supply vessel isn't here. - What do you mean? - They aren't answering to our radiosignals. - Are we in the right position? - Yes. Damn! Up periscope. An american destroyer. Damn! - Distance? - 2500 meter2. 2500. Captain? What's your command? We must act. - How many torpedoes do we have? - Two front, one stern. Ready one and two. Set torpedo depth at 5 meters. 1800 meters. Otto, Come here. - Torpedoes ready. - Ready. Now! Torpedoes ready. - The americans escaped! - I told you it would happen! - Cooper! - Nej! Stop! Dive! stern minus 20, bow minus 30. - Quick! - Everybody to the front! Hurry! Quick! 50 meters. Back! - We have to get rid of the americans. - Here? A mass execution? I want to get rid of them as well. But we can't get rid of the bodies. I can live with the smell. - What is it, Bauer? - There's something you have to see. Wilhelm was the first to get the symtoms. Here. The americans are like the plague. And we have them here on board. - The crew must not know. - What? But the americans... That is an order! And you will obey. Everybody must wear the eathing apparatus, until we can surface. - The americans can't have any. - Everybody must wear the eathing apparatus. Ja, Captain. How long are we staying down here? As long as we can. - Is she still there? - Perhaps. Perhaps is not good enough. - Ready to surface. - We'll be an easy target. What would you prefer? Dying here or up there? At least we have a chance up there. Surface. We're clear! Transmit emergency signal. - Family? - Yes, my son. Never forget this is the enemy. Take care of your own men. Out. Eat! And? Every second is precious. We must do something about the americans. Take off his handcuffs. That is all. That he's speaking to them - that alone is treason. You've seen how he behaves. He's insane. This is insane. - What do we do? - I refuse to obey him. I hope that you won't either. Jonas! - You can't just surrender. - It's my duty to save the men. Don't surrender us to them! - We can manage without them. - If only we could. Ludwig! - Your name is Hans, right? Go to hell. - Have we surrendered captain? - Shut up! This is my boat! I make the decicions. We won't make it home, not in this boat. If you want to die, we all die. But if you want to make it back home alive this is our only chance. Come on! Ahead, half speed. Confirm course. - 285. All ahead, full. We must do something. Stop at once! You will get what you deserve! - Whats happening? - We're being attacked. Hurry! No, leave it. Put down the phone. - The torpedo will explode! Are you mad? - You can ask the captain about that. Go up there. Go! Put down the gun! Hands up! Traitor! I will not let you surrender the boat. - Are you going to kill us all? - I'd rather die with my honor intact! - No more talk now. The war is over. - Exactly. Go to...! Jonas! It's your boat now Get the crew home. Damn. - If we surface, they can attack. Prepare to surface. Ready one and two. Sink the traitor! Fire! All ahead, full. 110 starboard. Torpedo three and four reload. Ready one for fire. Fire! Cease fire! Cease fire! There's germans on board and we're in control. - Cease fire! - Prepare for combat. - Next time we're dead. - It's our countrymen. - They're going to kill us! Ready three and four. On my command, all ahead, full. Dive! Fire! Subs By HateMachine

- Heinrich! - Turn off the airintake! - Stubborn bastards, those americans. - All ahead, 15 degrees starboard. - They're leaving. - They're leaving. Periscopedepth. We'll teach them who the stubborn ones are. - 286 degrees, 15 knots. - 2700 meters. Ready tubes 3 and 4. Ready. - 112 degrees. - Torpedo ready? 3 and 4 ready. Ready. Fire. Yes! We got her! We got her! - A good yankee is a good yankee. - We dive. - How is Heinrich? - Concussion. He'll be okay. Good, I'll check in on him later. - Good move. - You always win anyway. - Do you know what your problem is? - My queen is in a bad position. You always underestimate yourself. You should have been a commander yourself, instead of hanging around me. I thought that you would be more cheerful, after we sunk that cruiser. We sink one, they sink 30. We're lucky, that the torpedo exploded. - The Americans joined the war. - It didn't go so well last night. It'll all be better soon. With a little luck... With a little luck, we'll make it home in one piece. - What is it, Bauer? - Look at this. Allways when you least expect it. - How many moves do I have left? - Two. Chess... ...mate. Good, I hate chess. I get worse for every move. - Sorry to disturb you, Captain. - We're finished. We got a message... from home. Give it to me. Jonas, what does it say? I need a moment alone. They bombed Hamburg. His daughters school is completely destroyed. No survivors. - Torpedoes... Fire. We have to surface. Jonas, It's night. We have to surface. - Yes, prepare for surfacing. - Ready for surfacing. We couldn't stop the bleeding in the ain. How old was he? 18? Heinrich wanted to show what he could. From the first day. You couldn't do anything. You couldn't stop it. No... That's the problem. Captain... Glenn Miller? Good. - Torpedoes! - Damn! All Ahead full. Dive! Where the hell is he? Tvĺ subs. One of ours and an american. - Distance? - 4000 meter. - She's right in front of us. - Distance 400 meters. Fire! Follow me. Now! Come. Move! Move it! You're not scared of a few americans? I'm worried about supplies. We'll be at the supply wessel in a week. We have enough supplies. There's nothing to worry about. When we get there, we'll turn over the americans for interrogation. Klaus, could you give us a moment. As you wish. What is it? You said it yourself - the war is ending. Why risk everything now? Make sure my orders are followed, Ludwig. Yes, captain. - Why the hell did he ing them onboard? - There are rules in war. Not when they just sunk one of ours. The entire crew were killed. - Our Comrades! - Are you questioning him? I don't doubt the captains orders. Neither should you. He puts us in danger. That's what war is. Eat. They don't understand a word. Here you go. I hope you like it. Leave it. Chain them, and give him medicine. - Let him die. - Do as I say! Take his handcuffs off For him. What are you looking at, Rat? Not only are you eating our food, I also have to look at you. Thats enough. I hurt everywhere and it's difficult to eathe. I'll give to something for the pain. Get some rest. You'll be well soon. - How many? - Eight sick. Others have the symptoms. Captain, come here, please. We're almost there, but the supply vessel isn't here. - What do you mean? - They aren't answering to our radiosignals. - Are we in the right position? - Yes. Damn! Up periscope. An american destroyer. Damn! - Distance? - 2500 meter2. 2500. Captain? What's your command? We must act. - How many torpedoes do we have? - Two front, one stern. Ready one and two. Set torpedo depth at 5 meters. 1800 meters. Otto, Come here. - Torpedoes ready. - Ready. Now! Torpedoes ready. - The americans escaped! - I told you it would happen! - Cooper! - Nej! Stop! Dive! stern minus 20, bow minus 30. - Quick! - Everybody to the front! Hurry! Quick! 50 meters. Back! - We have to get rid of the americans. - Here? A mass execution? I want to get rid of them as well. But we can't get rid of the bodies. I can live with the smell. - What is it, Bauer? - There's something you have to see. Wilhelm was the first to get the symtoms. Here. The americans are like the plague. And we have them here on board. - The crew must not know. - What? But the americans... That is an order! And you will obey. Everybody must wear the eathing apparatus, until we can surface. - The americans can't have any. - Everybody must wear the eathing apparatus. Ja, Captain. How long are we staying down here? As long as we can. - Is she still there? - Perhaps. Perhaps is not good enough. - Ready to surface. - We'll be an easy target. What would you prefer? Dying here or up there? At least we have a chance up there. Surface. We're clear! Transmit emergency signal. - Family? - Yes, my son. Never forget this is the enemy. Take care of your own men. Out. Eat! And? Every second is precious. We must do something about the americans. Take off his handcuffs. That is all. That he's speaking to them - that alone is treason. You've seen how he behaves. He's insane. This is insane. - What do we do? - I refuse to obey him. I hope that you won't either. Jonas! - You can't just surrender. - It's my duty to save the men. Don't surrender us to them! - We can manage without them. - If only we could. Ludwig! - Your name is Hans, right? Go to hell. - Have we surrendered captain? - Shut up! This is my boat! I make the decicions. We won't make it home, not in this boat. If you want to die, we all die. But if you want to make it back home alive this is our only chance. Come on! Ahead, half speed. Confirm course. - 285. All ahead, full. We must do something. Stop at once! You will get what you deserve! - Whats happening? - We're being attacked. Hurry! No, leave it. Put down the phone. - The torpedo will explode! Are you mad? - You can ask the captain about that. Go up there. Go! Put down the gun! Hands up! Traitor! I will not let you surrender the boat. - Are you going to kill us all? - I'd rather die with my honor intact! - No more talk now. The war is over. - Exactly. Go to...! Jonas! It's your boat now Get the crew home. Damn. - If we surface, they can attack. Prepare to surface. Ready one and two. Sink the traitor! Fire! All ahead, full. 110 starboard. Torpedo three and four reload. Ready one for fire. Fire! Cease fire! Cease fire! There's germans on board and we're in control. - Cease fire! - Prepare for combat. - Next time we're dead. - It's our countrymen. - They're going to kill us! Ready three and four. On my command, all ahead, full. Dive! Fire! Subs By HateMachine

Ah, taking a bath is great! It's such a great feeling! Oh, it's Uncle Utsugi! Hello? Hi, Uncle! Hi, Honey. The other day I finally found that thing I told you about. Dr. Kisaragi gave it to me... Who are you? Uncle? What are you doing? Uncle? What's going on? I can't stay here! HONEY FLASH! Oh no!! Not enough energy! What am I going to do?! I don't have any clothes! This'll have to do! Garbage bag? Thank you very much! Alright, stomach's full now! I think it'll work now! HONEY FLASH! Dispatch confirmed... Aqualine route confirmed All units mobilized... Perfect. Like a cornered rat. Chief! Chief! Status report! Currently Dr. Utsugi is still unharmed. The kidnapper's demands? Nothing yet. What are those idiots thinking? I'll talk to them directly. You perps there! Release the Professor and give yourself up immediately! Do you think you can escape? How boring... Not even worth my time. What's that? I can't hear you. You're naive! I said you're naive! You think you can defeat Panther Claw with this? Panther Claw? Indeed! As a one of the four members of Panther Claw, I, Gold Claw, will play with you! Boss! A battle is determined by numbers and strength! Fire! She's gone! That was dangerous! Are you alright? I'm glad! Go! Hey you! Don't butt in! I can handle a situation like this myself! I'm sorry! Geeze! These guys are persistent! Ms. Gold Claw, What?! The Professor got away! What's that!? A traitor?! He hit me! Idiot! After them! There he is! We found him! Ms. Gold Claw, we've captured the professor. You made us waste time! Exsqueeze me. Hey you, armor and helmet lady and minions, We have the professor here. Give yourselves up immediately! Don't be ridiculous! Keep your nonsense to yourself! The professor is right here... That is Professor Utsugi! But then... You! You're not Professor Utsugi! You're slow to catch on, Panther Claw. HONEY FLASH! Who are you?! Shall I clue you in, Panther Claw? At times a bike racer. At other times a female officer, a Panther Claw minion, or a stand in for Professor Utsugi. However, my true identity is... Warrior of love, Cutie Honey! I'm Changing Now! Panther Claw or whoever you are, prepare yourself! With you, this might be amusing! Not bad little girl. My turn now! Any time! GOLD ATTACK! That wasn't nice. Alright! Why you! Little girl! I'm done playing now! GOLD MISSILE! Why you! Hey!? The Professor... I'd like to play more, but I have to deliver this guy. Farewell! Little girl! You're not getting away! HONEY BOOMERANG! No way! You're kidding! Uncle! He's okay, he's only unconscious. That's good! Squad chief of the Public Safety division, Detective Aki Natsuko. I'm taking you in. 11 o'clock and 22 minutes, ought into custody. hmm, false arrest... Who're you? Hayami Seiji. What are you? Newspaper reporter. Why's a civilian here. And the media no less. Dunno... This guy's identity is suspicious, ing him in too. Yes. Unnecessary roughness... There's no need for this. Now, you two, come with me. Hey you, you planning on escaping? Yup! I'm late! See yah! HONEY FLASH! Damn, my only lead... Happiness won't come walking to me, And so I have to walk to it! Good Morning! Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. It's not good morning anymore. It's good afternoon now. Yes. Good morning. Can someone do something about her? Would someone fire her? These youngsters nowadays... So irresponsible. Ms. Kisargi, Yes? Excuse me! I'll help right away! Will you stop that and get to work? Yes! C'mon, pass out the tea. Yes, right away! Let's see... who needs it most first... Here, your tea. Here. I'm done! Man, you're useless! Listen, first it's the boss. Next his assistant. Then the head supervisor. And his assistant. And then your supervisor. And then the rest by seniority. You know, when are you going to learn how things are done here? But I thought if I did it like this, everyone would enjoy it. Are you stupid? How old do you think you are? It'll be almost a year since I was reborn. What? I can't figure you out. Head Supervisor, I think she should be fired. You expect us to believe that? But this is a fact. Please read my report. The truth is this, The Tokyo Aqualine was heavily damaged. Repairs will be significant. The criminals involved were not arrested. We don't have a single lead. It's turned into a massive disgrace! We're under constant pressure. The serial abductions of beautiful women are unsolved and the media is having a field day. My head hurts just thinking about it. Perfect. Chief, coffee? I don't need it. Um, what can we... Just wait for further orders. Ms. Kisaragi, I'm counting on you. Here's 5 onigiri. Thanks! Ms. Kisaragi, I need this by 7/14, please. Here's 3 onigiri and... Geeze, when did I start taking work in exchange for onigiri? But... I like onigiri. I guess it's okay! Good job! Where do you want to go for dinner? Want to catch a movie? Gee, everyone's got it so nice. I want to go out and play too. But you know... I gotta finish today's work. Overtime again? Yeah. I can't turn them down when they give me onigiri. Another late night, huh? Yeah. Here, for you. Wow! Thanks as usual! Mm, yummy! Auntie, your homemade ones are always great! Hey, I'll help you, Auntie. Help me? Thanks! Morning, Kitty! You came today too! Hey hey, you listening? Oh yeah, I should call Uncle. Hello, Professor Utsugi is currently unavailable. He is currently with Panther Claw. If you have business with him, you should just give it up and hang up. What?! What's that?! Taken from right under our noses. That's why I can't leave things to others. Ms. Aki Natsuko... Hmm, need some clues! Let's do it! Kisaragi! Where's Kisaragi? She's not here. Seems she's going to be late. Again?! What's up with her?! Squad chief of the Public Safety Division, Detective Aki Natsuko. Don't expect me to give you a leak. I don't want the people above to come down on me like you. Oh, Chief! Could I get your signature on this? Oh, just who I wanted to see. Get me the public notice. Huh? Just now... What? Proof? What're you asking me for? Don't know a thing. Give it up! And I figured the police would at least have some clues. You seem to be having a bit of trouble, young miss. Hey, you're that guy! I thank you for that. Let me introduce myself, news journalist, Hayami Seiji. Pleased to meet you. S-same here. Hmm, by far cuter than I've heard. The name Cutie Honey is most appropriate! Oh my my my! There's no need to use the I System. How do you know about that? It's my business. Discovering the truth is my job. What are you here for? To tell you about clues. Why for me? Because I'm on your side! On my side? Those soldiers you defeated mysteriously vanished. And their abilities we saw exceeded human capabilities. That was due to the nano-machines that were fused into their bodies. You should know about those. Well, I'm pretty sure I heard about some system like that somewhere. Is it... That's right! Your father Professor Kisaragi, the development of his research. It's the same as the AI system. So could it be that's what Panther Claw is after... Exactly. The technology that Professor Kisaragi was developing, and then the kidnapping of Professor Utsugi who continued his research... That's why father was killed? And now Uncle Utsugi? And so... want to know more? Yes, I want to know! Well then, from here on it'll be a business deal. Then what were we doing up to now? A token of my thanks. So what's the business deal? An exclusive interview. That's my condition. Of course, I'd like to ask you something too. Oh my. How did you know that I can never refuse the request of a woman, Nat-chan? Nat-chan?! Oh, it's Nat-chan! Nat-chan! Nat-chan! The criminals, the secret organization Panther Claw. These people, they use any means in order to satisfy their desires. They're radical egotists. And have a vast array of weapons integrated into their bodies. They have a group of unbelievable soldiers. So that's the secret organization Panther Claw? Who's the leader? She's called Sister Jill. Sister Jill... Oh Sister Jill, Such a glorious beauty, We live to serve you. Panther Claw's Ray of the new dawn With faith in your desire. It's an honor to be your chosen one As nothing holds a candle to you You wish to fill the world with beauty We will serve faithfully, Eternal Queen of Darkness. It has been a long time, Mistress Sister Jill. Returning from Panther Zora's side, It is indeed an honor. What? You're going by yourself? Of course! This is a job for the police. Okay then, let me give you a ride to headquarters. I'll walk. The basis of investigation is leg work. Nat-chan, I'll work with you! No need. I said I'll work with you! Pesky. Meanie. Well then, we're off. The only thing you can count on is the system. Alright, follow the plan. It has been a long time, Mistress Sister Jill. I am pleased to be witness to your beauty. To see your 2,222nd reawakening. We humbly present to you... our undying service. Black Claw. Cobalt Claw. Gold Claw. Scarlet Claw. First are faithful servants to Mistress Jill, 10,000 soldiers. Next for Mistress Jill's meal, I present to you a years worth of fresh human women. Furthermore, the beautiful and powerful as Mistress Jill desires, weapons made of solid gold! And finally, As Mistress Jill demands, beautiful and grand, I present, newly constructed, the Jill Tower. If there is anything further you desire, you need only to command it. We will fulfill it immediately. We take our leave. Boring. Nothing has changed in this tiring world. Mistress Jill, There is one additional thing I would like to inform you about. So it's Panther Claw. Not only father, but they involved Uncle Utsugi too? Do you find it unforgivable? Of course! Vengeance is a futile endeavour. You should give it up. What do you mean? Hate doesn't suit you. If you fight for that reason, I don't think your father would be happy. Then why should I? You'll have to discover that for yourself. Cheapskate. In any case, you're their focus and I'm sure they'll attack again. Be careful. Don't underestimate them. Looks like someone's following us. Quite obviously too. Yes, no problem. They have no idea. They've put on their hazards. Looks like they're stopping. The door's opening, a woman is getting out. What should we do? She's waving! Follow the woman. Roger that! Follow her! Oh no! See ya! Oh no! It's this late already! That light... She couldn't be... So, an unknown woman called Cutie Honey? She seems matched in ability to those four and has been fighting them. She seems to possess a similar system. Interesting. Find her. As you wish. According to reports, Professor Kisaragi's daughter died in an accident a year ago. Yes, I know that. But we know that daughter holds the key to the I System. Contact me when you've got something. Yes, it'll be sometime soon. So, what next? Good Morning! It's not good morning! It's even past good afternoon! Listen, why are you here? Excuse me, but this is a company, right? Squad chief of the Public Safety Division, Detective Aki Natsuko. There's no question about it. It's the woman detective that was at the scene with that girl. There's probably some connection. What an unrefined report. That's fine. If it's wrong, we'll just get rid of her. Hey, weren't you eating an onigiri yesterday morning? You were, right? Ms. Kisaragi's staring again. Seriously scary! It's because she doesn't have any friends to talk to. There's someone here to see you! This is the first time, isn't it? Yup! Nat-chan! Bye! Why are you running away? Could it be because you're feeling guilty? No, not at all! I'd like to ask you some questions. But I'm in the middle of work right now. Here's no good. Over here. I'm glad, dear. You've finally made a friend! Here! Sorry, but I only drink Blue Mountain, black. Wow, what a snob. Then I'll have it. About the other time... No! I'll never eak up! Pathetic. I hate women that cry! I got it already. That's what men want. Men want only young women, right? How stupid! Now look, my mascara's running. What are you doing here? Get back to work! I don't wanna see your face, idiot! I'm sorry! Here's no good either. Come with me. Oh, okay... Damn, what should I do about the next guy? So, here's the problem. I've checked the Public Safety databases on you. There isn't a single thing about you. Just who are you? What's your relation with Cutie Honey? Who's that journalist? Where's this Panther Claw? You're going to tell me everything right now. Use any means to achieve your goal. That's a great phrase. Geeze... Who the hell could this be? It's me, Hayami Seiji. You! How'd you get my cell number?! Investigating's my job. Anyway, you shouldn't go off on your own! The enemy's already watching you. What are you talking about? They're there already, Panther Claw! The door is closing. Hey you, butt out! I can take care of this situation myself. I'm sorry. But what the heck was that? Someone you know? Well, someone I know, but I don't know... I don't know... Fishy... Definitely fishy! You're going to tell me everything at HQ! What the heck?! Nat-chan! You can't get away now! Now hurry and tell me about Honey. Otherwise... Now, tell me. That's what I want to know! Oh my, wrong answer! HONEY FLASH! Prodigious! You! Are you Panther Claw? Bullseye! One of the four of Panther Claw. That mysterious device, along with your neck... I, Cobalt Claw, will be taking it! I swear vengeance for my father! Panther Claw, I'll never give it to you! Cutie Honey... is that girl? I will have what I want! Our desire and pleasure This is our style. What style? You should consider others! Gotcha! Tres bien! What a wonderful scream! That's the reason why I cannot give up killing people. You! Is this how you killed my father a year ago? What's that? Hm, do you remember what you ate a year ago? Panther Claw! I'll never forgive you! This doesn't bother me at all, you know. Oh my, but heat does not agree with me. It's hot! So, how does that feel! No! It hurts! It hurts! You okay? That's good! This is NOT good! What the hell is going on?! What about Honey? I'm not sure what's going on, but it's getting hot! That's not good! We have to transform her back! I'm counting on you, Nat-chan! Hold on! Counting on me?! Hey you! You have to shut off your transformation circuit! No! If I stop now I won't get revenge for my father! Stop it! Criminals have to be arrested! Stop it now! Shut up! I'll never forgive them! Ms. Honey's anger and hatred has appeared to have burnt Cobalt Claw to crisp. I have no interest in the weak. However... Ms. Honey's radiance... does it interest you? It appears Professor Kisaragi was successful in making the nano-machines disassemble and reassemble matter on a quark level. It would be ideal for granting me eternal life. To think there is a human capable of this. I cannot scorn this world. This is the first time you have smiled. I have no need for such inferior things. Because she's based on human cells, it limits her activity. So this his her weak point after all. You awake? Thanks! You saved me! Under the circumstances... Wow! If I could help it, I didn't really want to ing you here. Anyways, about that thing of yours... If I can help it, I don't really want to talk about it. It was a present. From my father. My body was destroyed in an accident a year ago. But I was reborn. Thanks to my father's invention, the I System. I System? Right, the Imaginary Induction System. This choker's part of it. So, you're a robot? You're an android? I don't believe it. You see, I'm just the same as a human. This body is a copy of my previous body. But I don't have any memories from then. The only memory I have of my father is of holding his hand. But I can just make new memories, right? First outsider to know of Honey's true identity... Well, I suppose that's fine. Sorry Nat-chan, for getting you mixed up in this. Never mind that, it's just part of my job. I finally realized today... The feeling of hating someone is really frightening. The feeling of loving someone is just as frightening. If it's the same, then I think I'd rather love someone. I see... Is this what Seiji was talking about? Go to sleep already. Good night. My body seems to be fading. I must have the I System soon. Mistress. What's this?! I'm glad! They're blooming! They're really beautiful, Nat-chan! You should just butt out! Say... Say... Why? But they're blooming now. You used the power of the I System, right? Yeah. The I System can revive living things. But it cannot create new life. That's why I like living things. It doesn't have any meaning. Unless you take care of them yourself and make them bloom. I'm sorry. You're feeling better now, right? If I stay here, I'll get these people involved. I can't stay here! Um, excuse me... have we met somewhere before? No, we've never met! We're putting pressure on the Japanese government and the Department of Foreign Affairs. Everything's going according to your scenario. Thanks. We're going to need a report soon. Why don't you quit beating around the bush. No need to worry. I'll be on time. It's coming together. When it comes down to it, you can't count on the system. Ms. Aki Natsuko... There's no need for you to continue this useless investigation. You'll be assigned to the serial kidnapping case. Why is that? The American Government is taking over. They're going to conduct the investigation on the Professor. So I'm going to take the blame? You're the one in charge, Of course you are. There isn't anything else you can do. Seems we expected too much from the youth of nowadays. This is your punishment. Hold it. We'll take your firearm. I don't have any clues to go on. There's nothing I can come up with by myself. At times like this, I just have to believe and rely on others! Welcome! So? What did you want to talk about? Now now, let's not be so formal. Now then, here. Sake? Yes. I've done some investigation on you, Nat-chan. Your favorite flower is the cosmos. Your favorite word is perfect. And your favorite drink is Japanese sake. Specifically this locally ewed sake from Yamaguchi. You've missed one thing, The kind of men I hate are journalists. And unfortunately I only drink alone. Just like your work. How sad. I wish you'd understand the feelings of a man who went through all this trouble. GOOD MORNING! What're you doing here? I called Seiji and he said to come right over. Did I do something wrong? Just your timing. I'm not quite sure what's going on, but sorry Nat-chan! Whatever. I've decided not to have anything to do with you. But fate has ought us together again. Fate? I don't think so, It's that journalist's scheme. What? But since were reunited now... Pesky! Okay then, just by myself then. Nat-chan should enjoy life more. As long as you're alive you know? Will you shuddap! When did she start drinking? And she's drinking like a fish! Is she okay with alcohol? I dunno, guess we'll find out. Doesn't look good! For crying out loud! I've told you I hate women that cry! Then why don't you smile more, Nat- chan! There! Cut it out! There there there! There there there there! There! Oh yeah! For future reference, I should see what a man's room is like! Hey Honey! Not in there! Honey! Here we go! Seiji, you're really collecting data! Something's up with those two... Like a fish... Like a fish... I can't stand it! I can't take it anymore! I'm gonna sing. So, you got karaoke? Karaoke? Yeah, this is a suite, isn't it? You should set it up! Sorry bout that... So, you! Do that Honey Flash thing and make some karaoke. KA-RA-O-KE! That's enough already! That's enough! I'm tired! It seems Ms. Honey has a heart just like humans. And it seems she has a considerable attachment to Professor Utsugi. Thus, it should be simple to come up with a plan to ing her here. This is serious... The first time I've been to a man's place, I stay overnight and wake up with a hangover. Man, this is the pits! Man, how degrading. Don't just add to someone's monologue! Well, it's just that I'm picking up on your habits. Shut up! Butt out! See! What's up, Honey? Where's Nat-chan? Do you think Nat-chan hates me? No. She's just confused. This is the first time she's met someone like you, she doesn't know how to act. You're so straightforward she doesn't know how to handle you. Then what about me? Honey should be Honey. That's all! Here! Ms. Kisaragi Honey. Today, we extend an invitation to three to visit us at Jill Tower. Wait! Where's that? The details are in your invitations. Furthermore, we request formal attire. Now then, If you'll excuse me. Invitations for three. That means... The one more is... Well, I hope this will be useful. When you've been on the scene long enough, you can get a release for a lot. Remember that. Sir! But what if the supervisors find out? The supervisors only see a desk. Just fill out the paperwork and they'll never know. Remember that! Sir! And here's that man's true identity. This guy was quite a pain to look up! About the only thing I'm good at is hacking. I see now. It makes sense now. Thanks you two. Thanks... That's the first time I've heard that. Let's remember this moment! I've got a little something to take care of. Let's split up here. Okay. Good luck, Seiji! 'K then! Later then! Alright then! I've got to dress up too! Hey! Nat-chan! You look so cute! So you came. Hey, what's with your hair? And you've left the tag on! It's no good? I couldn't do my hair myself. Finger perm, finger perm... Couldn't you just use your Honey Flash? Yeah, but you see, I've decided to stop cheating. I should do things for myself, right? You're hopeless. Come over here. Nat-chan, you're great! Of course. I've worked hard at doing everything myself. Your something else! There, done. Thanks! Hey! You're glasses are still oken, Nat-chan! That's alright. No it's not! Never mind! It's not good! Hey, these don't have any prescription! They're just for show! Be quiet! I'll fix them, okay? I thought you were going to stop cheating. For myself. But for everyone else I'll do anything! You're cute when you wear glasses, But you're cute without them too! Who asked you. Here! In any case, I'll rescue the Professor by myself. But we should together... Sorry, but I'll find my own way in. But... Nat-chan! Good luck Nat-chan! Later! Now then! Let's go! Mistress Sister Jill, This time I will ing that little girls head. Gold Claw, Mistress! There is no need for you to go. Please forgive me, Mistress Sister Jill! It is true that it was my fault that that little girl defeated me! But this time I will not fail! How unsightly. To plead for one's life denies perfection. It's just as well. Now then, The most appropriate stage for Honey's invitation, it is set. It's time. The Tokyo Tower! Who's there? We've been waiting. Ms. Honey. Panther Claw! Where's Uncle Utsugi! What you are looking for, is right over there. Uncle! Uncle! Not to worry. We've only inquired about the I System directly from his ain. You didn't! His memories... We've stolen them. He would be happier without those memories. Uncle! Hang in there! It's me! It's Kisaragi Honey! Uncle... That watch was fathers. Uncle! Oh my. Even though his memories are gone, it appears love remains. Of course! Even if you steal our lives or our precious memories, Love... you'll never be able to steal our love! We will be holding him. At the end of this path. However, you will find before you... These obstacles. Then I'll defeat you! All of you! Do you think you can? Can you? I'll show you! HONEY FLASH! Wonderful! This radiance! I will surely ing it to Mistress Jill! I'm coming, Panther Claw! I've got to hurry and find the Professor. You there, girl. I won't allow you any further. I, Scarlet Claw... Will be taking your head! Now that's startling! What a wonderful view! A wonderful view! Quite impressive, my Scarlet Beam! Quite powerful, don't you think? Girl... You can try dodging again, If you run again, that'll mean their view will get even better! Now then... It's about time for me to take that head of yours. Ow ow ow owie! Look what's happened to me! Why you! I'll remember this! I'll get you... over there! Yeah! So this is the true form of Jill. In the quest for the perfect cells, they have become very similar to plant cells. That completes my job. I don't think my client will like this, But I'm going to go ahead and use this here. Oh! I've been looking for you, Black Claw! If you had the strength to come all this way, why didn't you continue fighting? It's your turn now! Hurry up and kill that girl! Kill! Kill! Kill! How unrefined. You have been released from your ugliness. To fight, that is an eternal pleasure. My sword, stand before it, steadfastly And answer this gaze. When it comes time, My desire will be satisfied. I am... The strongest warrior... Black Claw, hits the stage! I'll omit the second verse. Honey calls! Nat-chan, you okay? I'm done with my little detour. I'll reach the tower soon. I'm going ahead. We have to rescue the Professor as soon as possible. What's that? They're women that were being held here. So they were responsible for the serial kidnappings too? Yeah. They were being used by Jill's and were being held by her main body. I've set them free. I used anti-nano machines to lower Jill's activity levels and free them. Superb! Simply superb, Honey! Such fighting strength. Such pleasure! This may be a first! Now, kindle my desire even more! (Look, it's Go Nagai!) BLACK TORNADO! You won't escape! Panther Claw! First, release Professor Utsugi! That'll be fine. However... There is one condition. DON'T! Nat-chan! NATSUKO! Now then, Let us continue this enjoyment! To personally deliver the final blow, That is the supreme pleasure! Running out of energy... Honey, you did well. I compliment you. Please, father... Protect me! No! I... I'm getting dizzy! In this world, the power of desire, the light, and darkness to attain it all, I have been fused, and I swear, I shall never fail! Farewell. HONEY BOOMERANG! I have to go... I have to go... I'm here! Now return my Uncle! As promised, he has already been released. Uncle! And now, she will take his place. Nat-chan! Never mind me and just get out of here! You were able to withstand that, But I wonder about her. To present the I System is my sole objective. Just get out of here! Get out of here! No, I'm not going to run. I have to save you, Nat-chan. Just butt out already... Could this also be love? That is enough. Mistress! I'm glad you made it, Cutie Honey. You're Sister Jill? Correct. Eternal life, I have been given. I am... Sister Jill. Honey, That I System you possess is wonderful. But how is your determination? You have the same power of eternal life as I do. Why do you stay with these humans. I have no need for that! What a regrettable existence. But if you do not wish to progress, then that is fine. I will take over that power. That power, for I who has surpassed humans, is most appropriate. Now, cross over to me. This appetite that I had lost, and this jealousy, once more has been reawakened. I give you my thanks! Cutie Honey! The I System and your body, will become one with me. You will be able to live for eternity with me. That's fine. But in exchange, release Nat-chan. As you wish. Save Nat-chan. Help Nat-chan... Save Nat-chan, please... Nat-chan, save Nat-chan. Please, save Nat-chan. Stop. Stop it! Stop it... HONEY! HONEY!! HONEY!!! Don't give up, Honey! Activate the I System! And believe! Believe in Professor Kisaragi! In your father's love! It's no use. Ms. Honey is already being assimilated into Mistress Jill. She has already been received into Jill's east. Yes, Truly wonderful! Hey you, you got a gun? I have this. There's one bullet. That's more than enough. Honey! I take it back! Let's work together! Your choker! HONEY FLASH! I see, This is my father's love. I do not understand. I who have shed the weakness of humans and thrown out love, I guided your perfect existence, why waste it? This feeling, Is this is your heart and soul? It's not just mine. It's everyone's. It's everyone's feeling of love. Love, is it? How can I posses it? That feeling, is beyond my comprehension. It's simple. All you need to do is to love something. Thank you, Papa. Later! Honey! Are you okay? You're safe, I'm glad! Honey! That's the first time I heard my name like that, it makes me happy. You can't cry, You don't like women that cry, right? To live for eternity, the tiring days, Tiring days of gazing upon the unchanging people's foolishness. Ms. Honey! You will live for eternity, you too will eventually become the same. You will come to know the agony. That won't happen. Because... these people... and this world... I love them! I see. Be going along, Ms. Honey. I... will serve Mistress Jill... for eternity. It's over now. No... there's still your identity. That anti-nano machine thing you used back there, It was really for capturing Honey, wasn't it? Correct. Honey, careful! Who he really is is... I know! Um, something like... An American NSA agent, right? You knew and still? Well 'cause... he said he was on my side! Thank you, Honey! Chief! Chief! Chief! You guys... you really helped me out. Thank you, Tokimura. and Mikami. I'll say it again, Thank you, Honey. Gee... I didn't really do much... But Nat-chan, You're cute when you smile! Agreed! So, what are you going to do now? Well, let's see... How about if we start a detective agency, Honey? Of course! It sounds great! Thank you Honey! And so, I'll be counting on you! You'll only get jobs following unfaithful people. But... I guess it can't be helped. Now that that's decided, Time to get to work! I'll introduce you. This is Mr. Tokimura . Pleased to meet you. Likewise. This is Mikami. Good to meet you. We're now planning to open a detective agency. I see! Our business will be, finding lost cats. Yes! Honey, what are you doing? Come over here! Over here! Yeah!

What? I said I just wanted to speak What the hell? What's with the way you fucking talk? Who the fuck are you? My... name is... Oh Daesu Why are you picking on someone else's girlfriend? Hold on Am I picking on you? Mr. Oh Daesu! Am I picking on you? Fuck! Okay! Okay, I got it Just a minute Okay! Okay! Fuck! Oh Daesu please sit down Oh boy Must have drunk a lot Who the hell did I pick on? Hold on, let me piss first Hey, this is a police station I didn't do anything! Hey! You son of a bitch! We really have to do something about him Asshole! Mr. Oh Daesu Oh man It is, so sit down I'm very sorry Fuck, I gotta piss bad Ah, great Cute, huh? Yeah I saw it Now go sit down Today's my daughter's birthday I got her a present for her birthday Snatches of clouds floatin the sky Ah, great A pleasure boat floats in the river My name Oh Daesu, means... Getting along with people That's why I'm Oh Daesu But, shit... Why can't I get along today? Set me free! Huh! Shut the hell up! Shush! Set me free! Let go of me, damn it! That son of a bitch really needs some prison time Get away from me! Hey, get him! Ow, fuck, ouch! I'll make sure he doesn't get drunk and cause trouble again Have a nice day Officer He's usually a nice guy but... Let's go I'll come visit you soon We don't want you to come back That's up to me you assholes Hey! My Sweet Pea It's daddy Daddy got my Sweet Pea a present I'll be home soon with your gift, so wait a bit longer Let me talk to her Good girl, good Good girl, good Give me the phone Yeun hee, Joo hwan wants to talk to you You know Joo hwan, right? Hold on Hi, Yeun hee It's me, Joo hwan So today's your birthday? Happy birthday I'll treat you to something nice tomorrow Hello? Oh hello, Ja hyun I'm sorry I know it's very late Daesu is on his way now I'm sorry Yes? Hold on Daesu, it's your wife Daesu! Daesu! Daesu! Hey, Daesu! Daesu! Hey, Daesu! Couldn't you hurry up a bit Hey, stop fooling around and let's go Ah, great Daesu! Daesu! Hey, Daesu! Sir, sir Wait come here Come talk to me I won't tell you to let me go Just tell me why I'm here, okay? I should know the reason at least Shit, I've been locked up here for two months already Sir, wait, come here Sir, wait What is this place? Sir, just tell me how long I have to stay in here Just tell me that, huh? Sir! Fuck you! Come here, you asshole! Son of a bitch I saw your face, asshole You're dead if I get out Come here, asshole I'm sorry I won't curse Just tell me One month, two or three? Hey! Hey, where are you going? Just tell me how long you son of a bitch! I said tell me how long you asshole! You son of a bitch! You fucking assholes! If they had told me it was going to be 15 years could it have been easier to endure? Or could it have not? When the melody turns on gas comes out When the gas comes I fall asleep I found out later that it's the same Valium gas Russian soldiers used on the Chechen terrorists When I wake up my hair has been cut I don't like the style really But they change my clothes and clean the place up Grateful bastards One two three It's too spicy I don't want spinach You eat it I won't eat spinach I don't want to eat spinach Kim Jahyun's body was found deeply stabbed in the neck Seeing that it was a cold blooded murder with nothing valuable stolen police suspect that the motive was out of hatred Her husband who disappeared a year ago is a prime suspect According to witnesses her husband, Oh Daesu drank often causing trouble with his wife and neighbors said they fought frequently Blood samples found at the scene matched Oh Daesu's Fingerprints found on a cup also matched Oh Daesu's It was confirmed by sources that Oh Daesu visited his wife recently The stolen family album also backs their theories After three years many wrinkles have formed on his face Ah, that is around 8 million wons 8 million wons? For a knife 8 million wons... Of course for a sushi master you need the best tools If you stand aimlessly at a phone booth on a rainy day and meet a man whose face is covered by a violet um ella, I'd suggest that you get close to the TV The television is both a clock and calendar It's your school, home church, friend and lover But... But, my lover's song is too short This morning around 7:30 the top 50m of the Sungsoo Bridge in Seoul suddenly collapsed in the middle... I wrote down all the people whom I fought with, bothered, and hurt This was both my prison journal and autobiography of my evil deeds I thought I had lived an average life but I've sinned too much All I thought about at that moment was that the guy next door probably ate with one chopstick But... But who would've imprisoned me? Was it Yoo Heung sam? Lee So young or Kang Changsuk? Whoever it was, just wait Wait a bit more I'll rip your whole body apart and no one will be able to find your body anywhere Because I'm going to chew it all down One line for one year I have to sew six lines at first I guess next year will be easier The more the tattoos the shorter the chopstick The shorter the chopstick the bigger the wall's hole gets Anyway, time passes well 9 years 10 years 11 years Enforcement of an arrest warrant Handover of Hong Kong Yesterday's convention center Death of Princess Diana Funeral for Princess Diana Westminister Monastery IMF, Financial support officially approved 12 years Artillery Salute Arrival of President Kim Dae Jung in Pyungyang Underdog Korea! Miraculous Quarterfinals! 13 years Elected Elected Noh Moo Hyun 49 11, 502, 958 14 years I'll be out in a month I'll be out in a month I'll be out I'll be out after a month I'll be out of here I'll be out in a month In exactly one month I'll be out I'll need money when I get out So what should I do? Should I steal or rob? What shall I eat first? Anything will be fine except for fried dumplings Where am I anyway? With all the cars honking it must be the city The most important thing is what floor I'm on What if I pierce through the wall and it's the 52nd floor? Even if I fall to my death I'm still getting out I'm getting out I'm getting out In one month, I'm getting out Right now you're lying on a plain When you hear the bell you will turn your head and look down You will see an endless field of green grass The sun is shining ight and there's a cool eeze It's a human being Don't stop me! Mister Even though I'm no worst than a beast don't I have the right to live? Mister Even though I'm no worst than a beast don't I have the right to live? Yes That phone booth alley was just here Now there's an apartment building So he throws me on the roof What a numskull I want to tell you my story Delay your death What? I see Of course Now I'll tell you my story You see the reason why I want to die... Hey! It's a woman being That lunatic... Hurry, go! Hey, Mr.! Come over here! Laugh and the world laughs with you Weep and you weep alone My home is gone I can't call either my friend or relatives Since I'm the one who murdered my wife Since I'm a fugitive Really Come on, you will lose Yeah, I agree You little piece of shit You dickshit! Dickshit... Never heard of it Since the TV doesn't teach you curse words Can imaginary training for 15 years be put to use? It can Oplegnathus fasciatus Lives in the warm waters of coastal reefs A fish with weak reflexes but can resist unyieldingly once it's caught in a hook In Kyungsang Province its offspring... What's this smell? Don't even think about asking me any questions I don't know a thing Yes? I said I want something alive Oh, right Long time no see This is my first time Maybe not? But she looks familiar You look very familiar Have I seen you somewhere? Searching for the Best Chefs On Ch 11 every Thursday at 6:30 The youngest female chef of Japanese food Oh that? They said the ratings are low but I guess it's popular Women's hands are usually warm so they can't make sushi Wow, you sure do know a lot Who are you? Do you like your clothes? Why... Why did you imprison me? Who do you think I am? Yoo Heungsam? Wrong Did Lee Soyoung hire you? No, wrong again Lee Jongyong? Kang Changsuk? Hwang Jooyeun? Kim Nasung? Park Ji woo? Im Dukyoon? Lee Jaepyung? Kuk Suran? Who the hell are you? Me? I'm sort of a scholar And my major is you A scholar studying Oh Daesu An expert on Oh Daesu Who I am isn't important Why is important Think it over Review your whole lifetime Since school is over it's time for your homework Right? Keep this in mind Be it a grain of sand or rock, in water they sink as the same Let me ask you one thing You hypnotized me in there didn't you? What did you do to me? I miss you... Hurry and come to me Here you are It's alive, right? I'll slice it up now I must be a different eed of women My hands are very cold, you see What's with her? Sir Sir Keep this in mind Be it a grain of sand or rock, in water they sink as the same Awake now? Is this true? That fever remedy really works Why'd you faint if you trained so much? A lack of needed sunlight depletes you of vitamins A and E So I'm not immune to influenza Do you usually talk that way? The bathroom door is oken and doesn't lock Don't get any ight ideas Or else I'll slice you like sushi What's this? Suppositories How else could I feed you medicine if you fainted? Can imaginary training for 15 years be put to use? It can't That was very bad of me After inging you here and rejecting you, I understand why you're mad I do I ought you here because I like you, too But... You even don't know my name I'm Mido You see Later When I'm really ready later, I swear on my life that I will That song, The Face I Miss in your diary, That's the sign When I sing it then get yourself ready When it actually happens... I could resist again at the heat of the moment But no matter what don't ever back out Just give it to me! Give it to me? The ants... Do you still see them? Do you still feel that way? Yeah, if you're alone you see the ants Very Ionely people that I met they all hallucinated ants at one time After I thought about it ants move around in groups you know So I guess very Ionely people keep thinking about ants Even though I never did She called from overseas five or six years ago asking if her dad showed up She doesn't even know that he killed her mother Since she has few relatives she calls us Her Korean has gotten bad I think her foster parents are both doctors Anyhow, Miss Reporter Daesu really hasn't been caught yet? Your daughter's address is on the front and on the back is a map to your wife's grave Eva... Stockholm... Eva... Do you want to call her? Want me to call her? Wanna go to the grave together? No, after I kill that bastard first Blue Dragon Is it right? I haven't chewed it yet Blue Dragon So? Is that the taste? Be it 10 or 100 restaurants it doesn't matter I can never forget that taste for 15 years, Blue Dragon Want me to make you an ID to log in? Do you have a favorite movie or song? I talked to him The Count of Monte Cristo? There's no one by that name here How's life in a bigger prison Oh Daesu? Who are you? Who are you? The Ionely prince in the high tower, Don't forget me Who's this bastard? I don't know him I just chat with him sometimes And talk about sushi, too Where are you going? Where are you going? I can't trust you Magic Blue Dragon Magic Blue Dragon! What could that mean? Why the hell did they order from a restaurant this far away? I've gone by five Chinese restaurants already My lungs feel like exploding Tell your cooks to put less scallions in the dumplings Sure Set it down and go Okay We don't work on anyone being protected by bodyguards There are other people who specialize in that You can hire them We just work on the small fries If it's over six months transportation fee is free Yes, of course Why'd you lock me up, you... Dickshit In our 7.5 floor business, our clients' info is top secret I'm going to pay you back for all 15 years Each one I yank out will make you age one year Ready to talk? I don't know I didn't see his face I recorded it AB blood types raise your hand Go, he lost a lot of blood Damn, look at him Is he dead? You little piece of shit... Damn Hey, you piece of shit! Go, motherfucker! Get the fuck out! Hey, fuckface! What, you fucked up son of a bitch! Just kill him damn asshole Fucking goddamn asshole! I'm almost done Stay still As expected I can't get along today either I've now become a monster When my vengeance is over, can I return as the old Daesu? Mister, are you alright? Look at all this blood Mister, what happened to you? Saewoon Apartments in Eung am, building 8 Please take care of him Thank you Not at all Well, then... Farewell Oh Daesu Farewell Oh Daesu Oh Daesu Farewell Farewell Any bastard you hate, but can't dare to kill Any bitch you detest, but want more than kill We are at your service Wouldn't he go crazy if he's locked up for a long time? Well, if you prefer he doesn't we can mix drugs into his drink Ristedal Solution It's a well trusted drug used to treat schizophrenia Well, the duration is important so how long will he... 15 years Too long? What did he do? Oh Daesu, you see talks too much Go to sleep Time to visit Joo hwan at the Internet cafe tomorrow Sit wherever you'd like Joo hwan Oh Daesu, you see talks too much Have you heard this voice before? Is there anyone who hates me this much? I don't know all the 260 names of your women's husbands Who's Mido? This girl who cries over nothing Joo hwan Did I really talk too much? My friend, I'd like for you to find that criminal among people you're close to Congratulations Your case was automatically dismissed yesterday But remember this by all means Open quote Like a gazelle from the hand of the hunter... Like a bird from the snare of the fowler... Free yourself Close quote Who are you? What about you you rotten bastard? I made up my mind when I was imprisoned That I won't trust anyone if I get out If there's anyone who I find suspicious then I'll create a secret that person and I will only know That ID, Monster, is a trap that I made to catch you You lead a stranger to your place Who the hell are you? Who's Evergreen? I tracked down that Evergreen ID and found the owner's name Ready to jot it down? It's Su Daeoh, That's a strange rare surname Address? In Eungam Saewoon Apartments Building 7, room 407 I'm not doing fine Within life in a bigger prison... Evergreen Who are you? You meant to ask this, right? You must find out on your own Come on, it's a game First, who? Then, why? If you figure it out come see me anytime I'll raise your score You have until July 5th Oh no, only five days left Too short? Hang in there If you succeed I'll kill myself and not Mido That's right, Mido I'm going to kill every woman you love until you die Well, you're notorious for not protecting your women Wow, you're strong Mr. Monster Yes, you are the very monster I created But you won't find out the why? if you do this 15 years of being curious would go to waste So is that okay with you? Sit down there Oh, the famous teeth torture You won't have enough time to torture me Since I have a weak heart I have a pacemaker in my chest When it was put in know what I asked the doctor? Doctor Hopkins give me a remote control to turn that motor off Pardon? Why? So that I can kill myself easily at anytime I'll give you $100, 000 more Oh, what will you do? You want to kill me right away but you won't know why you were imprisoned You want to torture me but I say I'll kill myself first Do you seek revenge or do you find the truth? Oh, you're in a tough spot I've been watching over you for 15 years I faired well thanks to you I wasn't bored or Ionely Seeking revenge is the best cure for someone who got hurt Try it The loss of 15 years the pain of losing your wife and child you can forget all this Once again revenge is good for your health But... What happens after you've revenged yourself? I bet that hidden pain will probably come back again Are you there, Daesu? Daesu, long time no see Hasn't she been tied up for too long? I think you also left the door open Please save me But I could die first Rudolph the rednosed reindeer had a very shiny nose This dentist is really good Don't move Don't move What's with you? Now... Here we go You see they say that people shrivel up because they have an imagination So do not imagine You'll become ave as hell Now, here comes the real thing Yes? You know I'm glad you told me about this place but I haven't even started What? Let's go Let's really go Let's fight Let's fight What a roughneck Your hand I'm going to chop off your hand You touched Mido's easts Then what about my tongue? You still don't trust me you rotten bastard? It looks hard to accomplish I looked into it, and the reason why the bank refused to pay $270 million isn't because our building has any irregularities, They have an internal problem at their bank So I think there won't be any problems Although Chairman Choi's equity share is at 25 percent... Daesu Yeah Did he really say that he'll kill me? Yeah Because you love me? Daesu What? I wonder where my love is The night is getting Ionelier The words we spoke through our eyes can be felt through the hands So many nights have passed Yet my feelings are constant towards you Tears flood out from my eyes But there is a face that I miss They packed their stuff and left in a rental car Mido called the restaurant and quit Let's go after this is done You should get some rest today I can't even sleep Since I am forlorn Mr. Han Do you really think Mido has fallen in love with Daesu? Already? Daesu, it really hurts But I'm enduring it You must know this How'd you hold out? For 15 years? There's always a way Do you like it? You really like it, right? I want to be good to you Do not worry about future Don't imagine anything I feel like thanking all those years in that prison If I wasn't in there, could Mido have liked me still? He could only know that I wanted to chop off Mr. Park's hand by putting a bug on us and he knew our whereabouts by tailing us I've been bugged Please find it You know maybe he freed you because he has fun watching you run wild seeking revenge And never tell you why so he can toy with you forever You think that's why? Evergreen Press an online printing system Evergreen Pasta and Pizza Evergreen Services specializing in security, parking, cleaning Evergreen Tree Garden Evergreen Old Boy Sangnok High School alumni homepage Evergreen Secret Diary Jung Sang rok's personal site Norwegian Wood, Evergreen... Welcome to Evergreen Old Boys The Sangnok High School Alumni Homepage But it's time to close up Can't I look at the records of Class '79? It's dark so turn on the lights Take your time Joo hwan? Let me ask you something Do you know Lee Woojin of Class '79? I think he went to America to study Lee Woojin? Don't know him So is that the bastard's name? How'd you find out? I looked through all the school's albums and found his face I don't know who someone is just with a name Got anything else? Why don't you look for the school records or something? Do you know Lee Soo ah? She was in the same grade Lee Soo ah? She died What class was she in? Homeroom two of our senior year She was in my room Next to yours So what about her? Why is there no photo? Ah, she died so that's why How did Soo ah die? That's right, you wouldn't know She died after you transferred She went alone to the Habchun and fell into the river She croaked like a dead fish A week later they found her bloated body in the water What was she like? Her? She was a total slut On the outside she acted like a prude but she was a filthy whore on the inside Rumors had it that that slut fucked everyone at school I should've gotten in there I also heard that her family was really rich Her grades were good, too But the bad thing was that she was a slut Man Wow, this is such an old story Daesu! Daesu, I don't remember since it was so long ago but that Soo ah, you see... Wait, Daesu, you also... Hey what's going on? Hey! Joo hwan! Joo hwan, what's with you? Joo hwan! Joo hwan! Daesu Daesu? My sister wasn't a slut You must accept this Since you got rid of your bug I had to come all the way here To eavesdrop So that's why Joo hwan died because of you Okay? I'm going to kill you! You son of a bitch! I am going to rip you into little pieces You motherfucking cocksucker! We're not open yet Please come back in an hour Someone who got six gold teeth recommended this place Mr. Park? I had to move because of you As a commemoration I installed a new TV Do you like it? There are so many channels Great, huh? There are even some who prefer to stay here You lived in a place like this for 15 years? It felt like home after 11 years though Come on I don't need money An enemy's enemy is a friend We threw away the hand 'cause it rotted Damn sons of bitches I'll kick their asses So why'd you ing me here? Huh? Let me go! If I don't return after July 5th then let her go While I was locked up here I remember someone visiting me What did that person do? Was it three times? I put a hypnosis inducing drug in your water Sodium Barbiturate? TV Man knows it all Hey Mr.! That's nonsense Even though it was a Catholic school she wouldn't die because of rumors that she was a slut There's probably another reason Could she have been pregnant? Yeah, I really don't think Soo ah was like that She was such a pure girl I know she didn't put out for anyone But she did go out with someone back then So who was that guy? I have no idea Choon shim You knew Lee Soo ah, right? Who was her boyfriend? Don't know? Shut the hell up What would you know about friendship? Shut your crap Then who'd know? Who? Joo hwan? What? Yeah, I know him But how'd he know? Yeah? Really? Okay, hang up I'll call you in a bit Choon shim said she heard it from Joo hwan And that you'd know the best Ring, ring, move aside You'll get hurt if you hesitate Oh Daesu Look at you Put it out! I'm transferring today To Seoul So butt out, Miss Kim You good for nothing! You're Oh Daesu, right? And you're Miss... among the girls You know how rumors are I heard you're really funny Say something Me being so popular is such a big hassle There's this father and son They went to the public bath, and... See you later See you later! Third Grade, Third Class pals Come on Wait Come here I won't Hurry and come here Okay, okay Satisfied? Raise this up Come on Raise it I won't What? It tickles Give it here What are you doing? Let me see What are you doing? Let me see Stop Go away Was it really Soo ah? Are you sure? I don't know her name All I know is that she's in your room, and she rides a red bike Have a good trip See you in Seoul if I go Where are you going? Going on a date with Choon shim I'll kill you if you shoot your mouth No way You get locked up for 15 years just for saying that? Was that such a big crime? Be it a grain of sand or rock in water they sink as the same That's what Lee Woojin believes Then what does July 5th stand for? That's the day Lee Soo ah died Now it's over Instead of seeking revenge you wanted to find out why you were imprisoned, right? Now we'll run away where he can never find us, right? I can't end it like this Seeking revenge has become a part of me But you don't even know where he lives Like a gazelle from the hand of the hunter... Like a bird from the snare of the fowler... Free yourself It's a phrase from Jamon 6, verse 4 Jamon in English means Maxim And Evergreen said he lives in a high tower So six and four must just be floors Fourth floor Sixth floor Or the sixty forth floor? P? Penthouse! Please insert the code What would you like me to pray? Wrong entry Please insert again Wrong entry Please insert again Dear Lord please let me meet a younger man next time Please let Woojin bow next to Daesu and make him beg for forgiveness You slept with your sister Let's go up and talk Sic him! Don't be so violent Feels great You slept with your sister I feel so refreshing And I started the rumors That's why your sister died Looking through the mirror reminds me of that day Doesn't it? Erasing my memory and telling me to find the truth was unfair I won, so die like you promised You think you forgot that day because you were hypnotized? Are you sure? Do you know the real reason why you can't remember? Let me tell you You just, forgot Is that bland? But it's true that you just forgot Why? Since it's not your business Your rumor grew so out of proportion that Soo ah being pregnant became a rumor My sister got sucked into that rumor and began believing it So her period stopped and her belly began to swell Funny, isn't it? Ever thought how'd a girl feel bearing both her child and nephew? Understand now? Your tongue got my sister pregnant It wasn't Lee Woojin's dick It was Oh Daesu's tongue Is that why you killed your sister? What? Ever thought how'd the boy feel impregnating a child and nephew? You were probably afraid Afraid that everyone will know once the baby's born When you realized that she imagined it after you killed her you hating me is understandable They said Soo ah died alone at the dam but who took this photo? And what about the date July 5th? This is no fun I'll just finish what I was saying Listen carefully My story is really fun Ever heard of posthypnotic suggestion? You suggest something during hypnosis and then it's acted out in your wakened state Still haven't figured it out? You lead a stranger to your place Who the hell are you? What about you you rotten bastard? We hypnotized both of you One very fortunate thing was that both of you were highly receptive to hypnosis compared to others Isn't this fun? One word gets you pregnant one word gets you in love But no matter how much you two are receptive to hypnosis or no matter how good of a hypnotist Mrs. Yoo is getting people to fall in love isn't easy So do you know how we did it? Oh that? They said the ratings are low Your first suggestion was to go to that restaurant after your release Next, to react to the cell phone's melody When you heard this you were to say something Who are you? Do you like your clothes? And Mido was to react to the man who were to say this When she grabs your hand, your reaction would be... Of course... Your gravest mistake wasn't failing to find the answer You can't find the right answer if you ask the wrong questions It's not Why did Woojin imprison me? It's Why did he release me? Once again why did Woojin release Daesu after... 15 years? Laugh, and the world laughs with you Weep, and you will weep alone Mr. Han Mister Han! Mido... Mido doesn't know right? Why'd you hide her there? You thought he'd hate me because I cut off his hand, right? Couldn't you figure it out that it was a trap? How can you protect your woman with that ain of yours? I've been secretly raising Mido since she was three What's wrong with you? And Mr. Park's hand? You moron Know that new prison of his? He said he had to move so I bought him that building for his hand! Daesu! A box is here It's that same violet box He's telling me to open it No! No, Mido, don't Don't open it no matter what If you open it something terrible will happen What's in it? You know, don't you? Mido My Sweet Pea wait a little longer I'll be there very soon Can't you come right now? I'm scared My Sweet Pea you can wait for me, right? Yes Good Good girl I'll call you very soon, okay? I beg you Please don't tell Mido What has she done wrong? You know it was all my fault I have... I have committed a terrible sin to your sister And I was very wrong to you I'm really sorry So what I'm saying is... So please leave Mido alone, okay? If Mido finds out the truth, you asshole, I'll rip your whole body apart, and no one will be able to find your body anywhere Why? Because I'm going to chew it all down Woojin! Woojin, I made a mistake Please forget what I said Sir! Boss! Woojin! We're Evergreen Old Boys remember? With the energy from a green pine tree the Great Sangnok High... I'll do whatever you want I'll do anything I beg you Woojin, if you want me to be a dog, I will! I'm Woojin's dog from now on! I'm your puppy! Woof Woof Woof Wooof Look, I'm wagging my tail I'm a dog I'll guard the house I'll be your slave dog The box... Just leave it closed Now, what joy will I live for? Daesu It really hurts But I'm enduring it You must know this How'd you hold out? For 15 years? My sister and I loved each other even though we knew everything Could it be the same with you two? Do you like it? You really like it, right? I want to be good to you Soo ah Woojin I know you've been scared So let go of me, okay? Alright? Remember me, okay? I have no regrets What about you? This is the whole adventure I went through until now Thank you for listening to a terrible story till the end I hope that you understand the reason for sending a letter instead of talking to you in person The reason for that is that I have no tongue To be honest I have no reason to help you But you see? I was touched by this last sentence Even though I'm worse than even a beast Don't I have the right to live? The hypnosis could go wrong and distort your memories Will that be okay? If you're ready stare at that tree The tree is slowly changing into a concrete column You're now in Woojin's penthouse It's a dreary night The sound of your footsteps to the window permeates the room When I ring my bell you'll be split into two persons The one who doesn't know the secret is Oh Daesu The one who keeps the secret is the Monster When I ring the bell again the Monster will turn around and begin walking With each step you age one year When the Monster reaches seventy he will die There's no need to worry It will be a very peaceful death Now, good luck to you What's wrong? Look at you Were you with somebody? I love you Daesu

Bets around, bets around. Let's go, Jameson. Everybody in? Atkins, Atkins? Oh, come on, man, let's go. No, man, your sister didn't send me that check yet. No, this is how you play the... This is how you play Texas Hold'em. You just told us how to play it! This is how you play Texas Hold'em. Will you flip another card. This is the fourth fucking... - Four of a kind. - What do you got, Melvin? Yo, Melvin, man, what you gonna do, you gonna play the cards or you gonna hatch them? I ain't gonna hatch them. I need to run out to the ATM real quick. There's gotta be a... Gotta be a 7-Eleven out there somewhere. Let me get two. So why don't we just go directly in. Right up this route, straight in. Yes, well, I see the captain enjoys the road less traveled. No, the captain enjoys not going down the highway, dragging his ass so every Tom, Dick and Qaddafi can take a whack at it. It's very bad here. It's bad here, it's still bad here. And I've heard it's bad right down here. - Bad everywhere, huh? - Yeah. Mines? Tricky. Swedish-made. The man didn't say anything about mines to me. Sergeant Shaw. - Sergeant. - Sir. Rolling in two minutes. Yes, sir. You okay? Yes, sir. Two minutes. Yo, give me two cards, man. Captain says we're moving out. So... Hey, that cat needs a friend. And a hug. It was just before Desert Storm. We were on a routine recon inside Iraqi-controlled terrain, assessing enemy troop strength for what Saddam Hussein promised would be the mother of all wars. I'm in the lead vehicle with Sergeant Shaw and our guide, a civilian contractor. The night is clear. Stars, but no moon. Ambush! Hang on. Exit the vehicle. On me! On me! Get a flare up, sergeant. Enemy dismount! Go after, go after! Stay left! Covering, covering, covering! Bear right! Move it, move it, move it! Captain Marco! Sir? Was you scared? Scared? Well... ...there was really no time to be scared. With complete disregard for his own life, Sergeant Raymond Shaw engaged single-handedly an entire company of the enemy. Sergeant Shaw was awarded the Medal of Honor. I signed the recommendation myself. Yes, sir. Were you wounded? I was, I was injured. Concussion, lost focus. Sergeant Shaw, he took command. Major? - Yes. - Did your unit sustain any casualties? Yes. PFC Edward Ingram, PFC Robert Baker llI were killed. Now, the Medal of Honor, Congressional Medal of Honor, is the highest award that any soldier could aspire to. What these ave men that I've talked about today did should never be forgotten. Since 1917, there have only been 970 Medals awarded, out of a total of 30 million Americans at arms. Who knows. Maybe one day, one of you fine young men will earn that medal in defense of this great nation. Yes. Major Marco, on behalf of Troops 1094 and 1128, just wanna thank you for coming to speak to us about the Medal of Honor and about your interesting experiences in the armed forces. Thanks for listening. Thank you very much. You ever wish it had been you? I'm sorry, excuse me? Won the Medal. Been... Been the hero. Well, sir, I'm just... I'm just proud that I was there. Thank you. Thank you very much. - Major Marco? - Yes. Al Melvin, sir. Corporal Melvin. From your unit, Desert Storm. Corporal Melvin. How you doing? I have these dreams, sir. - Dreams? - Yes, sir. Kuwait. It's you and me, Ingram and Baker and... ...Raymond Shaw. Okay. See, I remember it happened like you just said, and then... ...I don't. Well... ...we had it pretty rough over there, Melvin. That was a long time ago. Memories shift. Do you have dreams, sir? Everybody has dreams, corporal. No, not these. No, I don't. I write it all down. You know, like, every night, right when I wake up, I try to get it down. It doesn't always come together, you know, not everything that I can remember. Maybe you should go to the V.A. Hospital, talk to one of the doctors. - I've been to doctors, man. - Okay. I'm just... I'm just... I'm just a little stuck, sir. Because I remember, okay, Shaw... Shaw, okay... Shaw saving us, right... ...but that doesn't make sense, because... ...that should've been you. Okay, if Shaw is in the Hummer... ...the Toyota is here... All right. Just get up, get up. Listen, it's... That's over with. That's done. Okay? You gotta move on. What I was hoping is that, you know, maybe... You need some money or something? - No, no, sir. - Wait a minute. I don't need your money, man. All right. It was great to see you. Paper or plastic, sir? With public anxiety being rekindled by the events of Bloody Friday, with the war on terror continuing into yet another year, no end in sight, the worries just continue to grow. Polls indicate that more and more voters are concerned with personal family safety, with economic security, fearing more and more jobs going overseas or being taken by illegal immigrants. They're concerned with the quality of air and our water, the degradation caused by the rollback in environmental regulations, by religious and racial polarization, with the drumbeat of body bags coming from all over the globe. The American people are ready for a new agenda. But because this party is so divided on so many issues, the choice of a vice presidential nominee may very well be the unifying factor for delegates at this convention. And if this respect propels me toward the nomination as your vice presidential candidate, I will be greatly honored. We need to look inward, attend to our own house. The danger to our country is not only from some terrorists at large, terrorists who, by the way, we've helped engender with 20 years of failed foreign policy. No, the real danger is from suspending civil liberties, gutting the Bill of Rights, allowing our fear to destroy our democratic ideals, because once we start overturning our constitutional protections, our enemies have won. Raymond? - There he is. - Darling. What, were you gonna make me stand out there like room service? I asked downstairs and Miss Freeman, your wrangler, helpful Miss Freeman, she said you were up here practicing your speech. I don't honestly understand why you insist upon isolating yourself, Raymond. People adore you, they crave your company, and yet here you are, holed up as if you were some sort of emotionally challenged individual like your father. Shut up, Tom. Instead of Raymond Prentiss Shaw, handsome, intelligent, people-loving war hero with a great deal to offer his party. - No. - And his country. No. - No, what? - No. I haven't even asked you a question yet. No to the question you're going to ask. No to all of the questions you pretend to want to ask. Your hair is too flat. And no, you may not engage in your usual backdoor And that tie... political thuggery to shovel me onto the presidential ticket. Tie's wrong. Something less busy. Oh, you're not interested. Of course I'm interested. I wouldn't be here if I wasn't. But not if it means attacking the reputation of a statesman like Tom Jordan, which I am sure was part of your plan. Excuse me, when have I ever attacked Senator Jordan, despite... Despite what? Despite the shameful way his daughter toyed with you that summer at the shore. You chased her away, Mother, let's not have any illusions about... She wasn't in your league, but if that's the way you choose to remember it... You destroyed any possibility of us ever... Honey, you are oversimplifying things a little bit, but it's okay. I'll stay out of it. You have my word. Thank you. Thank you. I think you all know my mother, Senator Eleanor Prentiss Shaw. And some of you, no doubt, remember my father, the late Senator John Shaw. I've been honored to serve my two terms in Congress. But I also grew up on the Hill. I've seen how the game is played by professionals, how deals are struck, committees bullied, agendas bought and sold. And with apologies to my mother, I wish to remain an amateur. I believe democracy is not negotiable. I believe that freedom from fear in the world at large and here at home is not negotiable. I know how much Americans have to fear today. But I can tell you that I've been there. I've faced the enemy firsthand on the battlefront. I know what it is to be afraid. But I am living proof that we can win. We can prevail. We must secure tomorrow today. Thank you. - Bluffing? - That was the inference. They should be down on their fat, white knees, thanking me for saving this party from committing political seppuku. You gave them every opportunity to do the right thing, senator. No. I gave them one opportunity and that was unusually generous of me. See if you can get a hold of Bob Arthur, because I'm gonna wanna meet with him. Thank you very much for arranging this. - I appreciate it. - Sure. - Mr. Secretary. - Senator. Thank you very much for taking this meeting. - Good to see you again. - Leona. So nice to see you, Leona. Buddy. Gentlemen. No, I thought we settled it this morning. All right, I'll keep you posted. The decision is final. Thank you very much. - How's Jeanine? - Senator. Tom Jordan's on the ticket. Now, we don't need your blessing, but we'd like it. Okay, so before we get started, I'm just... I'm dying to know... ...which genius hatched the idea of pairing a sound bite from Ne aska with a relic who thinks that keeping suicide bombers off our buses is unconstitutional. Was it you, Gordy? All the research indicates that an Arthur-Jordan ticket sits quite well with the American people. Sits quite well translates into how many votes? Your son is largely unknown outside of New York. I mean, his public service, his congressional record, while commendable, is not the kind of thing... My son is a war hero. Governor Arthur has agreed to consider Raymond for a cabinet-level post. We didn't come here to have a discussion. Did we come here to have a discussion? Ellie, you don't have the votes to block this. Not even to push the nomination to a second ballot. Oh, Jim, even running against this cut-and-fold vice president, with his party's record of abysmal failure at home and a oad, Governor Arthur is still unelectable to the presidency... ...without help. Consider, that our intrepid Arthur can hold on to his own home ground, and the Northeast, and even California, we are still dead across the South. He's not dead completely in the South, senator... And the Southwest, where they win by landslides. I mean, you know this. Your focus groups, your polls all tell you this. They back me up, right? Now, you're counting on Tom Jordan to help you get the black vote, women and college kids. My gut instinct says he won't, and on Arthur to somehow hold the center, where he is soft at best. We're confident this is a winning ticket, Ellie. What's your margin of error, Vaughn? Five points? Three? I can swing that, and you know it. Oh, I could swing seven away from you. That's more than enough to split the ticket. And deny us the White House another four years? No. No, not even you. Not even you, senator, will do that, you are bluffing. Oh, no, no, no, senator, I would and I will and I will do whatever is necessary to protect America from anyone who opposes her. I can't... Am I the only person in this room who's been reading these NSA reports? - I've read them. - All right, then you know, you know we are on the ink of another cataclysm, probably nuclear, on our own soil. Oh, Ellie, that's a bit extreme. And it's not from random terrorists, but from covert alliances of disaffected nations who have all been made bold by this kind of Jordan one-worlder who believes that human beings are essentially good and that our power is somehow, I don't know, shameful or evil or never to be used. Make no mistake, the American people are terrified. They know something's coming. They can feel it. And we can either shovel them the same old shit and call it sugar or we can arm them. We can arm them with a young, vi ant vice president. We can give them heat, energy, give them a war hero with heart, forged by enemy fire in the desert in the dark, when American lives hung in the balance. Give us a few minutes. Thank you. Mr. Secretary, thank you for your time. - Thank you. - Really appreciate it. - Leona, good evening. - Thank you, Ellie. Well, they're gonna have to make their own decisions. I am proud... ...to offer into nomination the name of the next vice president of these United Raymond Shaw! A remarkable development. Twenty-four hours ago, New York Congressman Raymond Prentiss Shaw wasn't even being mentioned as a possible candidate for the vice presidential nomination four years from now, much less this current convention. Some incredible news from the convention floor tonight. Like a long shot catching the favorite on the back stretch of the Kentucky Derby, Raymond Shaw has overtaken Senator Thomas Jordan to gain the vice presidential nomination. Raymond Shaw bears the lineage of the fabled Prentiss family dynasty. Grandson of legendary industrialist and diplomat Tyler Prentiss, son of controversial Senator Eleanor Prentiss Shaw, who took over the seat vacated by her husband, the esteemed John Shaw, when he died tragically over 20 years ago. For many, Raymond Prentiss Shaw is an enigma. The millionaire Harvard honors student who enlisted in the infantry, refusing the officer's commission to which he was entitled. Media-shy and reclusive, Raymond Shaw's life was forever changed on the killing fields of Kuwait, where he won the Congressional Medal of Honor for combat avery. Two members of Sergeant Shaw's famed Lost Patrol, PFC Edward Ingram and PFC Robert Baker llI, were killed. Their guide, a civilian contractor, disappeared in the ambush. But Sergeant Shaw heroically fought off the enemy and guided the shell-shocked survivors of the Lost Patrol across hostile terrain to safety. Raymond Shaw is probably the kindest, avest, warmest... Most selfless human being I've ever known. The cele ated war hero, who dedicated himself to public service after Desert Storm. The Medal of Honor winner, beloved by the men of the Lost Patrol. He quickly turned his energies to public service in his adopted state of New York. - The revolutionary science of biogenetics, which has literally transformed... Captain Marco! The revolutionary science of biogenetics. The revolutionary science of biogenetics, which has literally transformed... - Captain Marco! - Raymond Shaw is the most selfless human being I've ever known. Raymond Shaw is probably the kindest, avest, warmest... Yet note the complexity of the frontal lobe. Nevertheless... Captain. Help me. Sergeant Shaw. Captain. Suffocate Private Baker. Kill him. Raymond Shaw is probably the kindest, avest, warmest, most selfless human being I've ever known. Raymond Shaw... Excellent, excellent. Go on, Raymond. Good, good, Raymond. Raymond Shaw is probably the kindest, avest, warmest, most selfless human being I've ever known. No offense, major... ...but it sort of chaps my ass that we have to have a babysitter. I'm just here to make sure you don't get cornered by some Air Force general's unhappy wife. Major Marco, we should be so lucky. - So nice to meet you. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Nice to meet you. Raymond Shaw. Major Marco, this army of two are gonna do some recon at the no-host bar. - A failed foreign policy which has only served to galvanize our enemies. Excuse me, please. In fact, mobilizing an ersatz army of malcontents... - General Sloan, you lead the charge. - Absolutely. William. Hi, how are you? All right, good. Have you met my wife, Pam? - Hello, how are you? - Hello, Bob Arthur. I mean, isn't that supposed to be the point of this great country of ours, that everybody matters. Not just the people at this party. But perhaps more importantly, those who can't afford to be here. - Raymond. Sorry to interrupt. - Excuse me. - Bob. You know my daughter. - Tom, I can't believe it. Of course. Jocelyn, good to see you again. - Mark. - Eleanor. Raymond, your granddad would be so goddamn proud of you. Thank you, Mr. Whiting. Raymond, this is J.B. Johnston, from Manchurian Global. - Hi. How are you? - Pleasure. And David Donovan, their managing director. And co-chair of the U.S. International Policy Caucus. Strong supporters, congressman. They're desperate to be of service to you, darling. Thank you, Mother, I think you've earned your fee. Oh, no. My plucky idealist. So, gentlemen, how's business? Not bad, Raymond. Business is not bad. It could always be better. Any better and you guys are gonna have more assets than the European Union. Don't we already? Every great society, every great civilization, always anchored by a great navy. - Congressman Shaw. - Thanks very much. Nice to see you, Bob. Thanks for coming. Congressman. Ben Marco. I know. Hello, captain. How you doing? - I need to talk to you. - Okay. Oh, my God, Raymond, it's been so many years. - And? - And I've been married, - I've been divorced. - Yeah. Well, you may have noticed I've changed a bit myself. No. No, that's not... No, yes, I have noticed. I see. It's great. Congratulations. My feelings haven't, though. Changed, I mean. What feelings? What? Jocelyn, I have never stopped wondering how things might have turned out between us - if my mother hadn't... - Raymond. Raymond, people can't just rewrite their lives. I haven't had a relationship... ...of any consequence since we stopped seeing each other. Doesn't that say something to you? Yeah, that... That you must be just about the loneliest person on this earth. Raymond, we were kids then. It must have been, what, 15 years ago? It was sweet, but... Joce. Yeah. I have to go. Yeah. Best of luck with the campaign. Thank you. Joce... Sergeant Raymond Shaw. I wanna talk to you too. - Not now. - Excuse me, sir. I mean, I know you're busy, congressman... - Don't touch me. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry, it's just that, well... Don't ever touch me. Hello, major. Have you tried the Pad Thai? I'm told it rules. What were you hoping Congressman Shaw would say? I don't know, sir. It's not so much what he said or didn't say, it was more of his... ...attitude, his demeanor. Are you taking your meds? Lieutenant Colonel Howard, with all due respect, I've had over a dozen years of experts telling me that I have Gulf War Syndrome, I have post-traumatic stress disorder and every other mood disorder that you can name. In those 12 years, I've been a good soldier. And I've denied what every nerve ending in my body is telling me is more real than not. I've had one dream, not variations on a dream, the same dream. Night after night... No. No. I'm sorry. You're saying that an entire squad of U.S. Army soldiers was hypnotized into believing that Raymond Shaw deserved the Medal of Honor. And that somehow, thanks to your dream, you're the only one who knows the truth. Major Marco, you will stay clear of Congressman Shaw. And you are to resume your medication. That is an order. That will be all, major. Somewhere right now, an American soldier in the war on terror is worried about his family back home. Somewhere right now, in some small American town, his grandmother is standing in her kitchen. She's got her medicine bottle in one hand, she's opening the refrigerator with the other and she's thinking: I can pay for my medicine... ...or I can pay for my dinner. I can't do both. I don't believe that our mothers and grandmothers should have to face that kind of decision, not in this country. I don't believe that the ave men and women of our armed forces, risking their lives overseas, should have to worry about their families back here in America. You see, there are some gaps in this country... ...deep chasms that we need to idge. The gap between rich and poor, between government and the people, between true security and the notion of feeling safe. Second floor, room three, end of hall. Between what is real... Don't you just love this guy? And what is not. Tough choices are an unavoidable element of leadership, I would just urge the governor to remember that the primary responsibility of government... Al Melvin. Al, it's Ben Marco. Are you in there? Fox is in the henhouse. Weasel. Weasel is... The weasel is a weasel. Sir, I'll be right outside. What? I'll be right outside, sir. I know. - Good night. - Good night, sir. - Shall I get that for you, sir? - No. - Good night, sir. - Good night. You have 30 seconds, Mother. Am I that predictable? You have no idea. I'm calling to compliment you, Mr. Grumpy. I thought you were magnificent tonight. And so did all the network campaign experts. And that compassionate vigilance thing is working quite well for you. - I might have to convert. - I happen to believe in it. Oh, yes, of course you do. - Now, Raymond... - Good night, Mother. Raymond? What? No, wait, wait. - Hang on a second. - What? Raymond? Are you there? Yes? Sergeant Shaw? Who is this? - Sergeant Raymond Shaw? - Yes. Raymond Prentiss Shaw? Yes. Listen. Go to the bedroom of your suite. Enter the hallway there. Go to the end and open the closet. Yes, thank you. - Hello, Raymond. - Hello. Do you remember me? No, sir, I don't. Brilliant. We've got 20 minutes for our little checkup from the neck up, gentlemen, so if we could take his jacket. Please sit down. No, Mr. Villalobos, I'm just... The Army's got me gathering information on stress disorders, so I'm just... ...you know, just running statistics, trying to find out about my old team... Well, listen. Mr. Wilson, when Nathan came home, was he preoccupied with Kuwait? I mean, did he have nightmares or bad dreams about the firefight over there? You'll feel a little cold as this anesthetic gel goes on. Probe sheath... ...and probe. Please relax. Are you relaxed, Raymond? Yes, sir. Now, Raymond, I am going to drill a tiny hole in the skull, which will allow delivery of the new implant. So, what you'll feel is a little discomfort in the form of pressure and also a loud vi ating noise in your head, all of which, of course, is completely normal. Thank you. Of course, as soon as this or any task is completed, you will already have forgotten that it ever actually took place. Probe going in now. Good. Excellent. Releasing implant. There. That wasn't so bad, was it, Raymond? No, sir. That's good. No decay, no slippage. Everything seems to be in flawless working condition. Now, Raymond. Can you remember the deaths of Private Baker and Private Ingram? Yes, sir. Good. Can you describe them for me, please? We're on a routine recon inside Iraqi-controlled terrain, assessing troop strength. We're on a routine recon inside Iraqi-controlled terrain, assessing troop strength. The mission ends without incident. We're heading back... Toward the command. The night is clear. Stars... The night is clear. Stars, but no moon. The patrol is ambushed. We're engaged unexpectedly by ground forces with helicopter support. RPG incoming, mortar fire. Captain... Captain Marco is knocked unconscious. In the ensuing firefight, Eddie Ingram gets himself separated to the left. Baker goes after him. An incoming mortar shell kills them both instantly before I am able to locate and eliminate the source of the ordnance. Captain. Captain Marco. Help me. Pardon me. Is this seat taken? I see the captain enjoys the road less traveled. Paper or plastic? Oh, come on. From the grocery store. You know, at the checkout stand. Paper or plastic girl, that's me. Paper or plastic, sir? I see you there all the time. Bennett Marco. Checks from First National Bank. Romance novels, instant noodles, NoDoz and tomatoes. So anyway, I'm on vacation. Holiday in the Big Apple and all of that. And I saw you sitting here and I said, Hey, why not reach out and touch someone? So, what, I suppose you're heading to New York City. Yeah, yeah, I'm... Yeah. Business? Pleasure? Both? Well, I'm just... I got an old friend up there, an old Army friend that... Well, he's in politics now and I'm just gonna catch up on old times with him. I'm sorry, you said your name was...? Eugenie. What do your friends call you? My friends, they call me Rosie. - Rosie? - Yeah, see, my full name is Eugenie Rose. I like the Rosie part better. Eugenie is, well... ...fragile. Yeah, but still, when I asked you your name, you didn't say... What did you say? You said Eugenie. Yeah, well... ...maybe I was feeling fragile at the time. Are you okay? Excuse me. Hello, captain. Do you remember me? Ben. Hey. I'm gonna get a cab. You want me to drop you somewhere? No, I'm okay. Okay. So your friend's gonna meet you here, then? No. All right. El Dorado 59970. It's my cell phone number, in case you ever... You know. I like to say it the old-fashioned way. Can you remember or should I write it on your chest with a Sharpie? - I'll remember. - Okay. Hey, you're kind of... You need somewhere to go to freshen up? Pentagon watchdogs today accused the private equity fund Manchurian Global of grossly overpricing plasma and other critical medical supplies during the recent Indonesian incursion, even as the company secured a half-billion-dollar no-bid contract to provide combat support services to American soldiers preparing to mobilize in Sri Lanka. There you go. Come on in. This is my cousin's apartment. - Is she here? - No. Be it ever so humble. No place like home, right? Believe it or not, there's a view. Go to the fire escape and tilt your head up, you can almost see a tree. - Can I get you something to drink? - No, I'm fine. I've got some dieter's tea. It's great for your metabolism, if you're into that. Or some tomato juice. No? All right. Or... ...some water? - No, thank you. - I'm sorry. I'm nervous. I yak when I get nervous. Where is she, your cousin? She's on tour with Dreamgirls. Hey, are you okay? Yeah. Look, I'm sorry about what happened earlier. You don't have to apologize to me. I'll make you some tea. Jesus. Where's the lemon? Okay. - You okay in there? - Yeah, I'm fine. You know, I left you some towels in there, did you see them? - What was that? - Dropped my bag. Ben? Are you okay in there? Earth to Ben. Yeah. - You sure everything's all right? - Yes. Ben? Ben? Ben? Ben. Ben? What are you doing? Did you see that? What I had in my hand. I wasn't hallucinating, Delp. I held it in my hand. That's what they all say, Marco. Some wicked shit got sprayed on you guys during Desert Storm. Besides all the depleted uranium, I mean. I personally know of a couple of Rangers who swear that they see only in tertiary colors now, - Delp. - And can pick up sports talk radio in their cortical block if they get too close to a Con-Ed transformer. It's not Gulf War Syndrome. The Army did try this tiny, implantable ID thing. You could imbed it under the skin, then scan it like a bar code for medical emergency information: Blood type, DNA. Well, the Army never put one in me. That you know of, man. That you know of. U.S. Planes bombed selected sites in Guinea today, acting on intelligence that the African nation's military regime had secretly resumed its chemical weapons program. The secretary of defense declined to comment on the attack, saying only that the mission was successful, targets acquired, that all American personnel involved here - were home safe and sound. - Striking transportation workers... My dreams seem more real to me than what I actually remember happening over there. It's like... It's like somewhere along the line I got ainwashed or something and... I'm just, like, all scrambled up. We have all been ainwashed, Marco. As for somebody imbedding electric probes and computer chips in your ain to make you do things, it's horseshit, man. A little electroshock... ...and sleep deprivation will do the trick for a fraction of the price. Ask the Uzbeks. What about my dreams? What if all this is your dream... ...and you are really still back in Kuwait? - Thanks for coming out. Thank you. - Congressman! - Congressman! - Congressman! Congressman! Congressman! Why do you and Governor Arthur oppose deploying troops into Indonesia? Well, Governor Arthur and I believe we can't clean up the world with dirty hands. Sergeant Shaw! Do you ever dream about Kuwait? Captain Marco. It's okay. It's okay. Nice to see you, sir. Good evening. It's good to see you too. Why did you ask me about Kuwait? I didn't. I asked you about your dreams. - Thank you, Lily. - Congressman Shaw, I'm sorry. They wanna know if you can do an interview with Larry King at 6? - No, no. - No to the interview or no to 6? No. He wants to talk about my mother. No. - Everything under control, P.J.? - Hello, sir. Good to see you. So, captain, what can I do for you? I just need a few minutes of your time. Congressman Shaw, a moment, please? Private time. Unfortunately, this is as private as it gets for me now. - I understand. - He's all right, Will. - Come on in. - Thank you, thank you. - Hey, George. - There are these dreams that some of the men from our unit have been having. Including you? Well... ...it's more of a question of what actually happened the night that our patrol got attacked. That's easy. We're on a routine recon inside Iraqi-controlled terrain. The patrol is ambushed. RPG incoming, mortar fire. - You're knocked... - Unconscious. Exactly the way... Not to cut you off, but I mean, exactly the way that I remember it. But I dreamed something else. Am I in your dreams, captain? Yes, you are, congressman. Saving everybody? It's a whole lot more complicated than that. Now, Corporal Melvin, he's been drawing these pictures and he wrote down what he dreams. - Maybe if you just... - I don't have dreams, captain. At all? You don't dream at all? Everybody dreams, right? I mean... Look, captain, I'd like to help you, I would, I really would, but I think you ought to see somebody. - Somebody who specializes in... - I've been to doctors. Well, good, that's very good, because they can probably help you out a lot more than I can. - I don't know, but... - Take care, captain. - Yeah. Yeah. Okay. - Thanks for coming by. I'm not crazy, Shaw. Major. - Ben. Are you hungry? - Starving. Well, it depends on the demographic. Excuse me. - I killed Baker? - Well, it's a dream. I mean, it could mean something else. It could mean I'm supposed to think you did. No, I killed the enemy. I didn't know them either, so... ...it was okay. And anyway, I remember what we did in Kuwait. I remember it perfectly. I just... ...don't remember actually doing it. Maybe you didn't do it. No. What a thought. What? Life is so bizarre, isn't it? Which part? I don't know. What you saw downstairs. This campaign. Politics. My whole public life and persona. I mean, posing and grinning like a goddamn sock puppet, shaking hands with total strangers who must be completely blind if they can't see what I am at the core. What my mother has made me. A Prentiss. Ferociously a Prentiss. - But not a Shaw. No, sir. - I see. - But not a Shaw. No, sir. - I see. No, you don't. You can't. I was 20 years old before I had a friend. Worse, a girlfriend. Well, you know, from my point of view, anyway. A friend outside of my mother's circle of approved encounters and she... ...my mother... God only knows what she told Jocelyn to chase her away. Precipitating my sole act of rebellion: Storming off... ...and enlisting in the Army. But after the war... ...I came back to her. Why did you come back? What happened? Weren't you listening? Mother happened. You know, the truth is I hate it. I've always despised the Medal. The cloying adulation of the little people. It's certainly... ...nothing for you to be jealous of, major. I'm not jealous. I don't have the dreams, Ben. How could you not remember saving our unit? I do. I said I did. No, no, you didn't. You said that you didn't remember doing it. That's what you just said a couple minutes ago. When I think about that night... ...it's as if I know what will happen. The thing is, I never seem to get to the point where I feel that it actually does happen. But I'm sure that's perfectly normal. Okay. Well, have you discussed this with anyone? These discrepancies? Who would I share that with? My old Army buddies who love and adore me for saving their pathetically unimportant, present company excluded, asses? You could discuss it with Army intelligence. You could go down there. I mean, I could go with you and discuss it and you can tell them what you remember, what you don't remember, and they could... ...run some tests. Yeah, tests. Boy. The press would have a field day with that. Somebody put an implant inside me. I found it this morning. I've got the hole in my back if you wanna take a look at it. And I got a good feeling they put one in you too. Nobody has put anything in me, Ben. Let's prove it. Why don't, you know... - We'll go get an x-ray... - Look, Ben, I wanna be supportive of you. I do. But don't you think this could wait till after the election? Why? For what? - What are you scared of? - I'm not afraid of anything. - Then why don't we just prove it... - Know what? I think you should leave. - I'm sorry, I really... - Listen. Somebody got into our heads with big steel-toe boots, cable cutters and a chainsaw and they went to town. Neurons got... Got... Got exposed and circuits got rewired. Our ain cells got obliterated, Raymond. Please. You need to get help, Ben. What are you doing? Ben! Stop! Stop! Inside! Inside! Congressman! He bit him. He bit him. Get him out of here. Are you okay, sir? - Leave me alone. - Sir, we should... Get out! We fished him out of the Potomac River about 4:45 yesterday afternoon. What were you doing in Al Melvin's apartment? I went to talk to him. He wasn't home. Talk about what? Dreams? Interesting stuff. Yeah, there's hundreds of those in his place. You should have your people check it out. Oh, we'll get on that right away. Colonel Garret was kind enough to show us the file on you, Marco. You are the real deal, aren't you? Special Forces. Rangers. Delta. I wanted to talk to Corporal Melvin to ask him some unanswered questions about... ...our reconnaissance in Kuwait back in '91. - He wasn't home. - Right. He wasn't there. So, what, you thought it was okay to just eak in and wait for him? I didn't kill him, if that's where you're headed. Nobody said you did. Maybe he committed suicide. What's your obsession with Raymond Shaw? I'm not obsessed with Raymond Shaw. The man of his dreams. You may want to ask your medical examiners to check Melvin's back. It's under the skin just shy of the scapula. They may find an implant. Just under the skin, left side. If they don't look real hard, they won't find it. They could sing that while they're looking for it if they like. - Implants. - That's what I said. I-M-plant. Yeah, but judging from your file here, apparently, you don't know your shit from your oatmeal, my friend. Excuse me. This is unnecessary. You got a problem? Psycho? You look a little angry. Maybe you wanna hit me? Go ahead, you can do it. - Hey! - For God's sake, Ben... He hit me. And you wanna help him? No. That would be political suicide. Of course not. I want you to help him. I can't even imagine why. Mother, I can assure you, I am as uncomfortable asking you to do this as you are being asked. My campaign people are getting a restraining order against him. He's going on every security watch list, but I won't lock him up. - I'm not pressing charges. - What? I don't know, it's just... I don't wanna talk about this right now. Can we get back to the campaign and focus on something... Raymond, you don't actually believe his story? No. But he does. And he's a fine soldier. And if his slim hold on sanity requires that I tolerate his delusions until he can get help, I'll do it. It doesn't diminish me. I'm not afraid of him. Raymond. How much do you actually know about your friend? Oh, that's sad. Poor little tin soldier. Mother, please. Well, just imagine how terrified your people were yesterday when Major Marco showed up at campaign headquarters and you invite... My God, you invited him in. With all they know about him. I know him. I served under him. He was a good man. Well, that's what the neighbors always say about serial killers. You're out of here. Shaw won't press charges.

Someone from Senator Eleanor Shaw's office called and intervened on your behalf. Major, you've reached the terminal end of the Army's patience. You're relieved of duty, effective immediately. Yes, sir. Ben, there is a young neurologist at Walter Reed. His name is Zahn. He's had real success with Gulf War Syndrome. You are instructed to get your affairs in order and report to him first thing Monday morning. I thought you said you lost it. I bit a guy. I found another one. These are not supposed to exist. These are only theoretical. So, what does it do? - I don't know. - You don't know? I don't know. I don't wanna know. You don't wanna know. Look, it's out of you and you are still alive. That's the good news. What's the bad news? Maybe they know you're here. You said the Army implants, they were for emergency medical data, right? The ones they publicized were. There was a parallel project for all kinds of scary implantables. The Clinton watchdogs finally freaked out about it, closed down. Parallel project? How did you know about that? Manchurian Global funded me to make some of their scary shit. Heard of them? Imagine not just a corporation, Marco, but a goddamn geopolitical extension of policy for every president since Nixon. Cash is king, Marco. Cash is king. You sure you wanna do this? Absolutely. Because I don't. I'll owe you one. No. I still owe you. For getting me out of Albania. Albania. What are you doing? In case I forget things I wanna remember. I'm putting you on a cocktail of methohexitol to take the edge off. The edge off of what? Getting clarity. Or whatever you wanna call it. ECT not being the precise science that, say, leeching is. You don't think this is gonna work? It's a desperation move, man. But, hey, there is a school of thought that says a victim of induced a eaction... Here it comes. The night is clear. Stars, but no moon. The patrol is ambushed. We were on a routine recon inside Iraqi-controlled terrain, assessing troop strength... Captain Marco was knocked unconscious. In the ensuing firefight, Eddie Ingram gets himself separated to the left. Baker goes after him. Hello, captain. Before Sergeant Shaw is able to locate... Eddie Ingram gets himself separated to the left. Did you go blank on me again? He said this would happen. Who? Your German friend. Your friend. Ben. He said it'd be like a computer system crash. That your ain would shut down, but it would reboot again and you'd forget all your RAM. Or most of your RAM. Do you remember me? Do you remember me? Ben? Eugenie. How did I get here? You called me. Where am I? Planning a suicide bombing. The Mile High City has suffered a series of utal attacks during the past several months. Senator Eleanor Prentiss Shaw, does it bother you at all that your son repudiates so many of your more - controversial policies? - No. He's his own person. Raymond and I may disagree on certain issues, but I think we share the same fundamental vision of what this country can be. - Which is? - Better. Better and better. Safer, aver, stronger. A beacon of freedom in a world troubled by shadows. America must prevail. The future and survival of modern civilization, democracy, freedom, all depend upon it. So your son, Congressman Shaw... Rosie. I was in the park on Friday? We were in the park on Monday. Monday? - Yep. - Monday. We were flying low. It's, like, over the ocean, and just... A field hospital. And they took us up to this place. - Where? Military? - I don't know. I don't know. Just state-of-the-art stuff everywhere. Stainless steel and wires and tubes and monitors. - Were you tortured? - No. Yeah. I mean, there was pain. You know, it was like... I don't know what they call it. Invasive procedure. For example? Like what? What do you mean? Invasive. See, they were in my head... ...and they made me... Well, Raymond Shaw, they made him kill somebody. Like it was nothing. Private Robert Baker. That's who it was, it was a private. One of my soldiers. I think they made me kill somebody too. A kid named Eddie Ingram. Private Ingram, stand up. Walk a few steps, please. And if you could secure the door, please, Chris. Captain Marco. Stand up. - Raymond. - Yes, sir. There's a gun on the cupboard. Would you please take it and give it to Captain Marco. Yes, sir. Here. Captain. Captain Marco, please shoot Private Ingram. Now, Raymond, suffocate Private Baker. Kill him. Keep going, Raymond. I knew the... A soldier knows the enemy. I'm in command. That's primary, I know. I thought I knew... ...who the enemy was. My men, they trusted me with their lives, you know? Don't. Don't touch me. Ben, the person that did this, what was his name? Can you remember? Did he have a name? Ben? Smile if you like. This will just take a minute. I see you there all the time. Bennett Marco. Checks from First National Bank. Romance novels, instant noodles, NoDoz and tomatoes. Old friend up there, an old Army friend that... Well, he's in politics now... What else did we talk about? What happened to you after you were captured? Black helicopters, secret laboratories... ...mad scientist, mind drugs... ...shock torture and Raymond Shaw. - You don't believe any of it, do you? - It's crazy. - It sounds crazy, doesn't it? - It sounds crazy. That's what they wanted me to think too. It's exactly what they want you to think. What about the other guys from your unit? Where are they? They're all gone. So-called natural causes. Owens died of cancer in '97. Villalobos' car crashed. Atkins committed suicide. Jameson died 9/11, Pentagon. - Ben? - Yeah? - Did he have a name? - Who? The person that did this, Ben. What was his name? Can you remember? Ben. - Yeah? - Did he have a name? You only have to look at the enormous strides made in the last decade with the genetic reconfiguration of the noble tomato. What was happening was the tomato was over-ripening in the process and it was losing its flavor. It's actually a very simple procedure to deactivate the gene concerned. And the same thing can be applied to ourselves. At a flick of a switch, we can adjust character, change personality. And of course, more importantly... ...we can offset the ravages of dementia by implanting memory or adjusting the synaptic connections. We can free people from the terrible burden of an emotionally compromised past. - Watch where you're going! - Sorry. Watch where you're going! Just back up! Just back up. Watch it. Watch it. Shut up. Take it easy, sir. I called the Pentagon and they told me he's on medical leave. Secret Service, they got him on a couple of their watch and observe lists. I guess there's been some trouble with this guy involving Congressman Shaw. Oh? Among the shareholders in Manchurian Global, were they to ever publish a list, which they won't, you would find former presidents, deposed kings, trust fund terrorists, fallen Communist dictators, ayatollahs, African warlords and retired prime ministers. - See what I mean? - I get it. They're big. They're huge. They're... They're... They're gigantic. I can't touch them. I get it. I don't want to. And you ing me rumors and conjecture. I started with nightmares. Rumors, conjectures, that's a giant leap forward. Nightmares that you've interpreted using as primary resources A, your spotty memory, B, the Internet, sacred sanctuary of idiots and nutters. That's how they're gonna look at this. And C, a crazy man's notebook, along with evidence you chewed out of a man's back. All neatly stitched together with a common thread of a supremely powerful, well-connected private equity fund, who, if you ever get anywhere near them, will plead ignorance and be shocked. Shocked to learn what some of their subsidiary partners are engaged in. I could give a rat's ass about Manchurian Global, sir. I could give a rat's ass about them. That is not why I'm here. I looked you up too, senator. Oh? You were in the Army. I was drafted. Didn't make much of a soldier, I'm afraid. Let me see this. That's not what I saw in the record. That's not what the record says, sir. And you know how it works. Wars are fought one battle at a time. Battles, you win one bullet at a time. And I'd be lying to you if I said that I didn't factor in, in a huge way, the fact that you have a vested, personal, political and patriotic interest in how all of this shakes out. I'd be lying to you. You're right, major. I do. A $5,000-a-plate dinner honoring the CEO of Votron Incorporated, the nation's third-largest producer of the controversial touch-screen units that will be used in the forthcoming election, was disrupted last night, when protestors disguised as waiters and kitchen staff unleashed a blizzard of symbolic chants from above, resulting in a momentary panic. The supporters of presidential hopeful Vice President Edward Nelson fled to exits and dove under tables. Security personnel quickly subdued the protestors, one of whom... The man is insane, Tom. Full-blown schizophrenia. He's been stalking Raymond, the FBI is all over this already. I've seen the files. - Have you seen them? - All over what? Your bipolar war buddy has been sharing his dreams with Senator Jordan. Hello, Raymond. Hello, senator. How's Jocelyn? Have you fact-checked this with anyone, Tom? Raymond. Do you recognize this man? No. His name is Atticus Noyle. He's a South African scientist and mercenary. Someone our CIA turned to for covert mind warfare against the Soviets in Afghanistan. Someone who has sold his technology and services to terrorists and rogue states. And what does he have to do with me? Major Bennett Marco claims that this man... ... ainwashed you. In his dreams. Contrived to have you win the Medal of Honor. And has you poised to be the first privately owned and operated vice president of the United States. Sir, I've already spoken with Ben Marco. Unfortunately, he's not a well man. He's delusional. Nevertheless, he's pulled from his mad hat some remarkably lucid connections between his dreams of your exploits in Kuwait and this Dr. Noyle and the private equity fund Manchurian Global, your mother's primary political benefactor for the past 15 years. Oh, come on, Tom. They contribute to half the Senate. Both sides of the aisle. What are you saying? At the time of Desert Storm, Dr. Atticus Noyle was working under a research grant from Manchurian Global, developing deep implant behavior modification. Oh, my God. Rogue scientists, mind control, Manchurian Global. - You. - Tom. Connect the dots, Raymond. Where was your famous Lost Patrol for those three missing days? Eluding capture in the desert? Or somewhere else, being microwaved by this Atticus Noyle? - Oh, Tom. - I'm sorry, senator, but what exactly are you suggesting I do? Bow out gracefully. Personal reasons, an obscure illness. Yield your spot on the ticket and go into seclusion. Oh, that's what this is about. And then surrender yourself to federal authorities. Help them trace this thing to its source and address whatever damage may have been done to you. And I'll be waiting for your press announcement first thing in the morning. - And then we'll talk. - Tom. If there's any inkling of truth in any of these charges, if anyone has ever harmed a hair on his head, I will find out about it. You have 12 hours, senator. But if it's not true, I will see you impeached on the floor of the Senate and bury you. Good night. It's preposterous. Idiotic story. Mother, there's something I have to tell you. What? I've been having the dreams. Ben said there were tests they could run to see if... No. Where are you going? Sergeant Shaw. What? Sergeant Raymond Shaw. Mother, I... Raymond Prentiss Shaw. Yes. Listen. Good morning to you all, and welcome to Amtrak's northbound Acela, making station stops at Baltimore, Philadelphia, Newark, New York's Penn Station and Boston as the last stop... Who's that? It's Raymond, sir. Oh, don't do that. You're gonna get soaking wet, Raymond. Raymond. I came to apologize, sir. Raymond, what are you doing? - I'm sorry. - We'll get some help for you, son. It's not your fault, Raymond. It's not your fault. - I'm sorry, sir. - It's your mother... Dad! Help! Oh, God. Daddy! Help! Raymond? What are you doing?! What is going on? What is happening? Where's my father? What are you doing? Dad! Dad! The five-term senator and recent front-runner for his party's vice presidential nomination appears to have accidentally drowned when his kayak overturned near his Chesapeake Bay weekend home. Police say his daughter, 35-year-old Jocelyn, may have been trying to rescue Jordan when she was herself overcome by the icy water. The bodies of Senator Jordan and his daughter were discovered this morning by a crab fisherman who spotted the capsized kayak floating far offshore, nearly a mile from Senator Jordan's residence. Neighbors say the senator was an expert kayaker whose morning trips were a familiar sight along the western bank of the Bay. Governor Arthur, do you have any comment on this tragic event? Senator Jordan was a statesman of the highest integrity. Tom Jordan was a friend. A damn fine man. Just a great American. That's all for now. We'll have something for you a little later. They're the latest target of SEC corruption probes, but private equity fund Manchurian Global confirmed today it is continuing with plans to finance privately owned combat units to relieve beleaguered U.S. Troop deployments worldwide. It is a move that could save the Defense Department billions of dollars. How does Arthur die? You know who I'm talking about, the new president. If he dies, Raymond Shaw becomes the new president, doesn't he? Chain of succession. That's what you got in mind. That's what you people wanna do. You wanna really run the world, don't you, Susie? Rosie? Whatever the hell your name is. I got my li ary card and I got your tapes. I do my research too. We're going to the feds, we're going to the police, the newspapers, whatever it takes. I am the feds. Now, get off me! Get off of me! We found... ...an implant device... ...in Al Melvin. You found one in Melvin. Just like you said. I'm part of a shadow unit. We've been watching you. Trying to sort this thing out. This isn't an election, this is a coup. This is... In our own country, a regime change, in our own country. Ben, don't. Ben. This is rich people, Manchurian Global funding bad science to put a sleeper in the White House, and that's what's going on, Rosie. - That's what's going on. - I wanna believe you. Well, then, believe me. Help me. Help me. Shoot me, then. Help me or shoot me. Make a decision. Make a decision. I made a decision when I met you, Ben. Now, why don't you show me what you have in your file. - Sir! - Congressman! Sir, do you have a statement for us tonight? - Was exceptionally clear and simple. A stronger, safer, more profitable world through uncorruptible top-level management. We trust you with our technology and suddenly you turn him into a common hit man. How fucking dare you. I trusted you with my son. You didn't even ask us... Don't lecture me! You swore to me that this was fail-safe. No leaks, no glitches, no... No dreams. Not even a shadow of what was done to Raymond... You needed to ask before you acted. This is not a... Tom Jordan was going to destroy my son and everything I've worked for, and every one of us along with it. And you wanted me to what? - Call a meeting? - Now, look, look, look. In the larger course of history... ...there are key players... ...and role players, senator. Bullshit! This is about my son and the future of this country. I thought we understood each other. I think we do. I think we really do. - Your god is money. - Oh, wait, wait, and yours is...? No, no. I'm a believer. I am an optimist. I believe in the future. And people who do, the ones who make history instead of just sitting around watching it, no, they're willing to take the big risks. Yes, I made a decision. Oh, God! Where are all the men anymore? My father, Tyler Prentiss, never asked, Is this okay? Is this okay? You know what I'm saying, Mark? He just did what needed to be done. Come on, rise and shine, New York. It's a big day in the Big Apple. That's right. All polls indicate that New Yorkers will be turning out in record numbers today across the five boroughs to select a new president. At least, that's how the billboard says it's supposed to happen. The polls open at 6 a.m. And bars and taverns in Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, the Bronx, and Staten Island will be opening shortly thereafter. That's right, New Yorkers. We are free to drink and vote all day today. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for coming out. Congressman, good luck. - Hello. - Hi. - Hey. Thank you very much. - The next vice president, sir. I hope so. - Let's have a win. - We're with you. We're with you. Thank you, Tony, take care. Thank you. Take care. Goodbye. Thanks very much. It's clean. It's clean. It's all right, Evan. How's your back? I've been having the dreams, Ben. Oh, that's good. They're inside my head. We'll get them out. I got the proof. I know what they did to us. I just don't know why. I dream things, Ben. Terrible things that can't possibly have happened. - I'm gone, Ben... - No, you're not, you're right here. Ben... ...there's something I want you to have. I don't deserve this. Jocelyn's dead. I know. And the senator. Yeah. Did I...? I think so, Raymond, yes. I don't remember, Ben. I don't remember. Raymond... ...did they tell you what it is they want you to do? That's what I gotta find out. We gotta find out what's gonna happen, where it's gonna happen... Are we friends, Ben? I wanna believe we were friends. We are connected and that's something nobody can take from us. You could've had me locked up, but you didn't. That's proof that there's something deep inside. There's a part that they can't get to. And it's deep inside of us. And that's where the truth is. That's our only hope. That's what you and me need to tap into, and that's what you and I are gonna use to take them out, Raymond. We don't have much time. Please. - I thought you were smarter than that. - Raymond, please. You don't think they saw this coming, Ben? You don't think they factored you in? I am the enemy, Major Marco. What are you talking about? Yes, Mother. Yes, he's right here. - She wants you. - Me? Yes, senator. - Is this Captain Marco? - Yeah. Captain Bennett Marco? Yes. Bennett Ezekiel Marco. Yes. Listen. Hurry up! Major Marco? Ben? - People can get together whenever they want and not get in trouble. People should be allowed to say what is on their mind... The Bill of Rights gives people... Thank you. The candidates made ritual trips to the voting booths today. Governor Arthur, casting his ballot in North Platte, will spend election night in the Big Apple with running mate Raymond Shaw for their anticipated victory party. The presidential rival, incumbent Vice President Nelson returned to his home in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He attended special church services this morning... - All clear. - Raymond... - Clear. ...listen. The bullet will strike Bob Arthur the moment you step forward and arrive on your star beside him. Because the assassin... ...the deranged, obsessed... ...tragically paranoid lone gunman... ...is trying to kill you. Major Marco's an excellent marksman. But you must stay very, very still and stand right where you're supposed to stand. What happens to Ben? The assassin always dies, baby. It's necessary for the national healing. I'm sure you will never entirely comprehend this, darling. But I want you to know, Raymond... ...I did this for you. So that you could have what I couldn't. What your father threw away. The opportunity to lead this nation. - I know, Mother. - And so I let them take you and change you a little bit. Not so much that you would notice, but just enough to ing you back to who you really are. And to what you will become. Oh, and look at you. Look at you. Look what you've achieved, look how far we've come. It's working, Raymond. And you're going to save our country now. In the hour of her greatest need. Yes, Mother. But... But when you smile... ...oh, darling, when you smile, that's what I live for. When you smile. Well, it's official. CBS News now projects Robert Arthur and Raymond Shaw to be the next president and vice president of the United States. With at least 270 electoral votes and support of almost 70 percent of votes tallied tonight. Arthur and running mate Raymond Shaw are leading in all but one remaining race, in the sitting vice president's home state of Louisiana. Wait, Jimmy. Jimmy, wait. Wait. Go back. Can you go back? Yeah. - Stop. - Sure. Now, can you zoom in on that guy? Yep. No, no, Jimmy, the other one. The one in the back. The one in the shades. - This one? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never mind. Thanks, Jimmy. Arthur! That's right! Arthur! Arthur! - We did it. Wow. - Yeah! All right! Yes! - Yes. - Hi. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Let's have a good show, people. Let's have a really good show, okay? Arthur! Arthur! Arthur! Arthur! Cue screens. Very good. Stand by with the first music cue. Now, music. Okay. Damn it. Shaw missed his first position. AOP! AOP! Up there! Ben! Ben! All right. Bye. The FBI has just released security footage of the assassin of Raymond and Eleanor Prentiss Shaw entering the hotel two hours before the fatal shooting. Authorities have identified the gunman as Klaus Bachmann. Bachmann was believed to have been killed in a car bomb explosion in Chechnya four years ago. He was employed there as a covert operation specialist by Global Endeavors, a U.K. Subsidiary of the equity fund giant Manchurian Global. A second former Manchurian Global civilian contractor was taken into custody by federal agents at Chicago's O'Hare Airport early this morning. Laurence Tokar made news during the Gulf War for his presence on Raymond Shaw's famed Lost Patrol. Tokar was missing in action after the ambush that resulted in Shaw being awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor. Authorities are exploring additional connections between the two men. Still reeling from the recent tragic loss of Senator Thomas Jordan, Congress has already announced a far-reaching investigation into Jordan's death, in an effort to learn if it is in any way related to the Shaw assassinations. In a supercharged encounter moments ago, president-elect Arthur... I remember running. I had to... ...get out... ...to where the sky was. And had to... ...get to the water. Escape. Regroup. Come back, get my men. I thought that if I could just get to the water... ...everything would be okay. If I could just get to the water. Now, when you're rescued and returned with your patrol to command headquarters, what will be among the first of your duties that you'll undertake? I'll recommend Sergeant Shaw for the Medal of Honor, sir. He saved our lives. He terminated the enemy. Led us across the desert to safety. Excellent. And there were casualties? There's always casualties in war, sir.

The latest ceasefire came too late to save these villages... Today President Clinton voiced concerns at the deteriorating situation in Sarajevo... When people ask me, good listeners, why do I hate all the Tutsi, I say, Read our history. The Tutsi were collaborators for the Belgian colonists. They stole our Hutu land, they whipped us. Now they have come back, these Tutsi rebels. They are cockroaches. They are murderers. Rwanda is our Hutu land. We are the majority. They are a minority of traitors and invaders. We will squash the infestation. We will wipe out the RPF rebels. This is RTLM, Hutu Power Radio. Stay alert. Watch your neighbors. - Mr. Rusesabagina, thank you. - Good to see you, sir. Thank you. These are for you, sir. They're fresh from Havana. Wonderful. Next time you are there, tell Fidel that I said hello. Good to see you gentlemen. That is a fine cigar, sir. This is a Cohiba cigar. - Each one is worth 10,000 francs. - 10,000 francs? Yes, yes. But it is worth more to me than 10,000 francs. What do you mean, sir? If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what does that matter to him? He is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar straight from Havana, Cuba... Hey, that is style, Dube. Style. Cohiba... a fantastic cigar. The best, eh? So, you're going to join us at the rally today? I will try my best, George, but these days I have no time for rallies and politics. Politics is power, Paul. Hutu power. And money. It's time for you to join your people. Thank you, George. But time is also money. I need six extra cases of beer today, along with the regular order. - Business is good at the hotel. - It is very good. I'm always glad to see you, Paul. Put that back! Put that back! That's not beer! - You, clean this up. - Yes, sir. Come on. Paul, don't worry about the Carlsberg. I'll give you Heineken, and I won't charge you extra. Thank you. A bargain buy from China... ten cents each. You know, I'll get at least fifty. At least. George Rutaganda is a bad man. I've heard him on the radio telling the Hutus to kill all the Tutsis. Rutaganda and his people, they are fools, Dube. Their time is soon over. Anyway, this is business. - Oh, no. It's the Interhamwe. - Do as they say. Pull over. No, no, sit up, Dube. Sit up. Smile, Dube. Don't attract attention to yourself. Some of these men are my neighbors. They know that I'm Tutsi. Just smile as if they are friends, Dube. - I know this man! - Are you a Tutsi? What are you doing here? No, no. Hutu power. Hutu power, Hutu power! Okay. Yes! Get out of here. There's water coming from the box. Park here. We'll go in the front. Gregoire, please help with this water. Gregoire! Deal with this right away. - We were hoping to go see the gorilla. - You must contact our safari desk. Dube, this is the lobby. - What's going on? - I am sorry, sir. It is an emergency. Oh, shit! Oh, sorry, sir. Ten alive, twelve are dead. All right. But save the shells. Fill them with... ...a stuffing. The good meat and something local. - Cassava? - And... the fish. - And tipali. - Yes. We'll call it fresh lobster in a cassava and tipali crust. Dube. Style, sir. Yes, sir. The problem is, General Bizimungu, I have information that the Interhamwe militia will not heed the peace agreement. Colonel, the U.N. Need not worry about the Interhamwe. We will control them. - General. - Paul. This scotch is exceptional. It is our most popular single malt. I knew you'd like it. Colonel Oliver, it is a pleasure to see you, sir. Good to see you, Paul. General, let me recommend the lobster for lunch today. It is spectacular... straight off the plane. Fresh lobster in Kigali. You do us proud, Paul. Thank you. I left a little something for you at the coat check. Excuse me, gentlemen. I need flour. Give me two bags of flour. Okay, the plates are ready. Here they come. Good afternoon, ladies. Elizabeth, please put these in the general's iefcase. Yes, sir. This is RTLM, Hutu Power Radio. I have a message for our president. Beware. Do not trust the Tutsi rebels. Do not shake the hand that will stab you. They will treat you... ... reporting from Kigali, Rwanda, where tensions are high as the deadline for the U.N. - okered peace agreement approaches. Hello, Mr. Paul. Hello, Jeremiah. Hello, sir. - Good to see you, Paul. - Odette. See you soon. So your other and the girls are here. Yes. One, two, three... Oh, Carine! Okay, Anais, let me see. Your turn. One, two, three... Who is the winner? Oh, it doesn't matter. I have chocolates. Who wants chocolates? Hey, Papa, watch this. Oh, my goodness. Well, here, chocolates, chocolates. Who wants? Say thank you to your Uncle Paul. - Please, not before dinner. - Not before dinner, Mama says. - Thank you. - Okay, okay. Let's go in. Things are very slow at the shop. How are things at the hotel? Very busy. Many people visiting the gorillas. A lot of foreign press arriving for the peace acc... - What? - There are soldiers. - Where? - On the street. I'll go see what's happening. It's all right. - We know you are Tutsi. - Please, sir, this is my husband. - He's just a gardener. - He's been spying for the rebels. - No, we do not know any rebels. - You will come with us! No, we are telling the truth. We do not know any... - What is it? - Shut up! Tatiana, go back in the house. You must go back. - You mustn't be out here. - It's Victor. No, Captain, you see... It's not me. It's not me. Captain, Captain. Why are you taking him away? Please, please. - I know, I know, but it's not me. - You Tutsi fuckers. No! No! We must do something. - Do what? - Call someone. I'm not going. I'm not going. No! Get him in the truck. Now! We must do something. Please help him! Oh, Victor! Victor! There is nothing we can do. - You must stay the night, Thomas. - Yes. No! Why would they arrest Victor? He has no politics. - He's a gardener. - Who knows, Tatsi? Who knows? Someone who didn't like him denounced him as a rebel spy. Happens all the time now. Maybe you could call one of your contacts in the army. It wouldn't help. You could ask as a favor. No, I could not. Tatsi, all day long I work to please this officer, that diplomat, some tourist, to store up favors so if there is a time when we need help, I have powerful people I can call upon. But Victor was a good neighbor. He is not family. Family is all that matters. Please, please, leave these things to my good judgment. This assignment is bullshit. Come on. A few days in a nice hotel, no one shooting at us? Gentlemen, welcome to the Mille Collines. I am Paul Rusesabagina, the house manager. - How you doing? - Nice to meet you. Anything that you need, please find me. - Thank you. - Certainly. So, what is the actual difference between a Hutu and a Tutsi? According to the Belgian colonists, the Tutsis are taller and more elegant. It was the Belgians that created the division. How? They picked people, those with thinner noses, lighter skin. They used to measure the width of people's noses. The Belgians used the Tutsis to run the country. Then when they left, they left the power to the Hutus, and of course the Hutus took revenge on the elite Tutsis for years of repression. Am I telling the truth, Paul? Yes, unfortunately. Please take this to the general. Benedict is our finest journalist in Kigali, an expert on the subject. So what are you, Paul? I am Hutu. Gentlemen. - More champagne? - More champagne would be nice. Excuse me, honey. Can I ask you a personal question? - Are you a Hutu or a Tutsi? - I am Tutsi. - And your friend? Tutsi? - No, I am Hutu. They could be twins. Get the camera. The general's going to give us an interview. Okay. I'm in room 22. I'd love to finish up this conversation. Senior U.N. Officers claim that the Rwandan army is secretly training and arming the Hutu militia called the Interhamwe. I put this claim to the head of the armed forces, General Bizimungu. No. No, we have not been training the militia. The U.N. Are mistaken in this accusation. Do you support your president's agreement to make peace with the rebels? The president has the full support of the army. That peace agreement will be signed today in Tanzania between Tutsi rebel forces and President Habyarimana. This is a great day for Rwanda and for all of Africa. Negotiation has replaced confrontation... Paul, have a drink. Friendship has replaced fear. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a live feed to the signing of the peace agreement. To our president. May he find peace. May we all find peace. Let us all dedicate ourselves to nurturing this hard-earned accord. To peace! Peace! - Look me up if you come over. - Yes, it is a beautiful city. I am planning on returning there as... Forgive me. - Thank you. Bye. - Thomas. - Hello, Fedens. - Paul. Well, this is a surprise. Forgive us, Paul. We must talk. Yes, what's wrong? I have it from a very reliable source, Paul. Who? Thank you, Sullivan. My assistant, the Hutu Power man. He says that we must get out now, that soon it'll be very bad. Give me this man's name. Please, Paul, even though he is Interhamwe, he's a friend. He wants your job, Thomas. He said that there is a signal. It is Cut the tall trees. And when they hear this signal, the militia are to go to war. Paul, please, let us take Tatiana with us. You are Hutu. You will be safe. Fedens, I know you have heard many things. And I know what we have seen, Thomas. But please, the United Nations are here now. The world press are watching. The peace has been signed. Let this process work... What was that? Power cuts. We are running on generators. Fedens... Please, don't worry. Tomorrow you will come by the house and we will discuss this with Tatiana. All right? - Good night, Paul. - Yes. Kiss the girls for me. Shit! Stay in your houses. Stay in your house. Everybody stay in your house! Tatiana? - Paul! - Tatiana! - What is going on here? - Our house has been burned. - Didn't you hear the news? - What news? They are saying President Habyarimana has been murdered. Tutsi rebels have killed him. Nonsense. Why would the rebels kill the president when he agreed to peace? Everyone, please, out of this room. Please. Jean Baptiste, find them seats in the other room. Odette, please. - Did you meet with Thomas and Fedens? - Yes. I told them to go home. - Go and call them, Tatsi. - I've tried. Our phones, they do not work. - Why do the neighbors run to us? - You are the only Hutu they can trust. You are a Tutsi. They are scared, Paul. I am scared. These are probably rumors started by agitators. We must remain calm for the children, Tatsi. We must. Forgive me, Paul. Elys says that Roger has gone. Gone? Gone where? - He was afraid for his friend Simon, Mama. - Where has he gone, Elys? He went next door. Wait. Paul! Tatiana, no. You have to stay here with the children. - Stay in the house. No! - Please. Paul, please, what is wrong? Tell me, what is wrong? - Oh, my son! Where are you hurt? - Is he okay? Oh, my baby! Talk to me. Where are you hurt? Paul? Oh, Tatsi. Odette, Odette! Oh, no. I'm okay. Get his clothes off. Tatsi, please get some water. - He's hurt. - Please, let's get his clothes off. - He's covered in blood. - Lay back, son. He went next door to the Chirangas. Where is he hurt? Look here, Odette, look here. Stay still, Roger. Keep him still, Paul. - I can't find the wound. - What happened to you? - Tell your mother. - Talk to me. Tell your mother what happened, Roger. Roger, you're okay. Do not worry, he is not cut. He is not hurt. This is not his blood, Paul. You are not hurt. My darling, it's okay. It's okay. You are safe. Look at your mother. Come here, Elys. - Where did the blood come from? - Please, please! - You are safe. - You are out, Roger. You are safe, you are safe, Roger. You are safe, Roger. It's okay. I love you so much. I love you. Oh, son. Paul. Listen to me, good people of Rwanda. Terrible news... - It is true. - Horrible news... Our great president is murdered by the Tutsi cockroaches. Oh, my God! They tricked him to sign their phony peace agreement. Then they shot his plane from the sky. It is time to clear the ush, good Hutus of Rwanda. We must cut the tall trees. Cut the tall trees now! The soldiers are here! - Let us go to work, loyal Hutus. - No, no. Everyone, stay calm. Stay calm and be quiet. Find these traitors. Let none of them escape. Split up. Everybody out. - You two, check the back. - Go. - You, go and find him. - Yes, sir. I better go have a word with them. Go around the back. Make sure no one comes out. Yes, sir! Who's in charge here? You. - Can I help you, sir? - Everybody out! Out! - Let me see your identity card. - Grab your things. Go! I am a good friend of General Bizimungu. Get out! Get out of here! Everybody, out! Get out, get out! You work at the Hotel Diplomat? No, I work at the Mille Collines. I used to work at the Diplomat. We want to use that hotel. All the room keys are in the safe. You must open it. Let's go. - Paul! - Sir, I cannot leave my family. I must take them with me. It is not safe here. There are Tutsi spies everywhere. I cannot take all these people. No, no, sir, you do not have to. We have our car and our van. - Captain Kaliso, come on. - Roger. - Let's go! - Come on. Hurry! Go around, go around. We found him. Let's go. Let's go! - Can I go with you? - Yes, of course, Jeremiah. Hurry. Oh, Jesus, no! Oh, it's Simon, Papa! Don't look, don't look, don't look. Don't look, Tatiana. - The safe is in the manager's office. - You two, go with him. Look at this. Beer. I've got them. Get down, all of you! Sir, sir. Here, I have them. I have them. I've got them. Traitor! These are Tutsi cockroaches! Let me explain, sir. Please wait. Shoot them. Shoot them. Please, I don't use guns. I don't. It's easy. Shoot them, or you die first. Sir, what could I pay you not to do this? You wanna pay me? Why not? Look at them. These are not rebels. Soon they will be worthless to you. Why not take some money for your work? - How much? - You name a price. 10,000 francs for each. - Sir, I don't have that much. - Okay. Wait, wait! Here. It's 1,000 U.S. And here. 50,000 francs for my wife and children. - Take them. - Go, go, go. Go, go, go. - Have you any money? - Nothing. - Paul, don't let them die. - Get in the van. Sir, I have more money actually. And let them give you something. Some money, whatever they have. All right? Here you are. Give me everything you have. Here, Paul, it's all I have. Here you are. See? This is enough for one cockroach. Pick one. Sir... I will give you 100,000 francs for all of them. - Give me it. - I don't have it here. At the Mille Collines I can get it for you. You'll run into the hotel and hide behind the U.N. Sir, I swear. 100,000 francs. I will get you the money. You keep them outside. Please, sir. Please. - Let's go. - Okay. Everyone in the van. Come on now. Hurry. Go with my soldiers. And hurry back if you want to keep these cockroaches. The soldiers are here. Where is the car? There is nothing I can do. Excuse me, sir! Please, could you... Here's the money. 100,000 francs as promised. Now please, let them go, sir. Take the money. We will get them later. - You can go. - Thank you. Traitor. Thank you, Paul. Do you understand, Dube? Because I can't wait for Paul. - You must tell him when he comes... - Here he is, sir. Paul, I have to go. The staff of Kivu Lodge have fled. I have to close up there. You are in charge now. It's okay, it's okay. There were no survivors in last night's plane crash in Kigali, Rwanda. Everyone, please move to the side. Clear the door. Come, Tatsi. Andre, I need two suites. - Paul, please, where is my passport? - Yes, I understand. - I need to get hold of my embassy. - If you give me one moment, please. - Odette, Jean Baptiste, take this room. - What about our neighbors? What will they do? - Dube. - Yes, sir? Please... put these guests in two staff rooms. Right away, sir. No, no, no. Please, it's old. Have the fruit. It's all right, Roger. It's all right. We're here. - Ah, Joseph. - Your suit, sir. This mess is unacceptable. Call housekeeping, get them up here right away. Thank you. - I'm trying Thomas and Fedens. - All right. Operator, I need a line. I need a line now. Please. Hello? You did not reach them? No. No answer. It is a very tense situation, and I just want to assure the families of those who are there that we are doing everything we possibly can to try to ensure the safety of our citizens there. Can you at least tell us, is the airport actually open? We are calling the airport. We are calling the embassy. We are trying to get as much information for you as we can. - And yes, your passport, yes. - And my passport. Antoinette will take care of this for you. Dube, where is Gregoire? Sir, he has moved into the Presidential Suite. Mr. Manager. What do you think you are doing, Gregoire? Who is it? It's okay, darling. What do you want? You had better get out of this room and back downstairs right away. - I don't have to listen to you anymore. - Yes, you do. I am in charge. Now get out of this room right now. Mr. Manager, do you notice the smell of cockroaches? If I were to leave this room, I'm sure I could find it. And I know people who can cleanse it. But maybe it doesn't bother you. Why is that? Are you used to the smell? Well, not me. I need a clean room to escape it. Please move into the hotel. Everyone, keep moving. My house has been burned. I have nowhere to go. Yes, I understand this, Your Honor. But we are operating at capacity as it is. I can give you one room, but you will have to share it. I'm sorry. - There's no way we can share. - I am sorry. Forgive me. There are eight of us. - Yes? - Paul, I need your help. Yes, Madame Archer. They're Tutsi children from the St. Francis orphanage. Okay, come on, let's go. - I have only one room. - That'll do. Come. - Otto, please. - Excuse me. Corporal, take that lady's bag, please, and quickly. - Have to go get the rest of them. - The rest of them? There are another ten. I'll be back soon. Madame Archer. I have a favor to ask of you. My other-in-law and his family, they live near the St. Francis. On O'Clare, 20. Can you please get them and ing them here to me? - Sure. - And I have a photo. Please, keep moving! - Thanks, Paul. - Thank you. Please move into the hotel! Come on, kids, don't be afraid. - Take them around the back. - Everyone, keep moving! Has he spoken to you yet? No. Is your face still hurting? It's all right. The neighbors asked me to thank you for your kindness. I shouldn't have ought them here. The first thing they told me when I received my appointment was to never, never lower the tone of the hotel. Maintain the Mille Collines' dignity at all times, Paul. Soon all of this will be over. What if I lose my job, Tatsi? Oh, my God! - Where are you going? - I'll be right back. Take care of them. How, sir? Bathe them, feed them. Put them to bed. I will send you some help. Okay, babies. We have heard reports of reprisal massacres. Will the U.N. Intervene to stop the bloodshed? We're here as peacekeepers, not as peacemakers. My orders are not to intervene. - Excuse me. - Thank you, Colonel. Here. Over here. Listen, I got us a car, but we gotta move now. We're not allowed to do that, Jack. David, the shit's going down outside these walls. We gotta cover it. We're not leaving the hotel grounds unless we have an armored car. - That's the ground rules. - The ground rules? Where do you think we are, fucking Wimbledon? We cover the story from here until we get the proper vehicles, Jack. Shoot some B roll of the refugees. Let's go. Colonel, I have no way to protect these people. And I have more refugees than I have room for as it is. I was given 20 orphans today by the Red Cross. This is not a refugee camp. Can you not take them with you to your facilities? No, I can't do that, Paul. I'm sorry. I'm overwhelmed at my refugee camp. I'm under attack, constant attack. As soon as we can stabilize this situation, then I'll take 'em. ... and stop the Tutsi cockroaches who try to run from justice. The Tutsi cockroach judge called Makesa is hiding at 4... - ... Kabulla and his cockroaches... - Turn that radio off. Watch out for him. He... And get back to work. We have a hotel to run. There's no work here anyway. The boss has left. I am your boss! Sir, there's a call from the Mille Collines in Rwanda on line one. Yes? Who am I speaking to? Yes, sir, Paul Rusesabagina, the house manager. I met you on your last visit here, Mr. Tillens. Ah, yes. Paul, I remember. How are things there? The situation is difficult, sir. Some of our directors believe we should close the Mille Collines until this unrest is over. I'm not sure about that, Paul. What do you think? Sir, that would be very bad for our reputation. The Mille Collines is an oasis of calm for all our loyal customers. What would they think if Sabena deserted them now? I assure you, the United Nations have everything under control, sir. Very well, Paul. Very well. But if this thing gets worse, we must close. If there is anything I can do, please call. Sir, yes, there is one thing I'm going to be needing from you right away. Let me tell you, it was an embarrassment for me to have to ask for this. Most of us in this room have known each other and worked together for many years. Is it really necessary for me to get a letter from Belgium for you to perform your duties? In fact, forget this letter. If you don't want to work for me and would rather be out there, then leave now. Please, everyone, back to work. Paul, thank you for coming. The air conditioner's on the blink. Is there any way you can have a look at it? - I'm just on a deadline. - Certainly. Fred, let me know when you get the satellite feed. Thanks. Mr. Fleming, I ought you some tea as well, sir. Thank you, Paul. You're an oasis in the desert. ... the elements of the government and army are following the example of what happened to the Americans in Somalia. I think they intend to intimidate us, try to attack us, and... hope that the West will pull all its troops out. - Do you think they'll succeed? - No, they won't. The U.N.'s here to stay. What about the out eak of violence since the shooting down of the president's plane? What the hell do you think you're doing? I'm responsible for the safety of this crew. What is this? - Where did you get this? - Half a mile down the road. Fred, it's David. I've got incredible footage. It's a massacre. Dead bodies, machetes. If I get this through right away, can you make the evening news? Yeah. You have to lead with this. I point at you, you do a shot. And you'll get a total double and see if all the drinking... - Excuse me, Mr. Daglish. - Hey, Paul. Listen, sorry about earlier. If I'd known you were in there, I wouldn't have... I am glad that you have shot this footage and that the world will see it. It is the only way we have a chance that people might intervene. Yeah, and if no one intervenes, is it still a good thing to show? How can they not intervene when they witness such atrocities? I think if people see this footage... ...they'll say, Oh, my God, that's horrible, and then go on eating their dinners. What the hell do I know? Listen, you wanna just relax? I have more work to do. I thank you for your offer. Please enjoy your evening, Mr. Daglish. - Help! Please help us! Please! - Sir! Sir! We've got trouble at the gate. Can we have some medical assistance here, please? That group, come with me. Move out of the area. - Here, get up, get up. - Right, fall back, everybody. Benedict, what is happening? They're killing everyone. The lady... The Interhamwe have surrounded the whole town. Come on! Cover the road. Now. Stand your ground. Hold the line. Do not shoot! Do not shoot! - Lieutenant, guard this gate. - Yes, sir. You two, take up positions behind those sandbags. They murdered my men. I lost ten Belgian U.N. Soldiers. They were protecting the lady prime minister. - She is dead? - Yeah, she's dead. The Europeans are putting together an intervention force. They'll be here in a few days. I understand that, Colonel, but there is simply no place for me to put all of them. What can I do? I'll put two more men on the gate, two of my best lieutenants. - All right. - All right. I understand. Thank you. Madame Archer. Hello. - We were expecting you five days ago. - I'm sorry. My other and his family, did you find them? I made it to the house, but it was empty. - Empty? - It had been ransacked. As I left, an old woman, she waved to me. I went to the house. She has the two little girls. They're safe. Okay. But... My other and his wife... did the old lady know of them? My other is dead. They would never leave their children. Perhaps they could not make it home, Tatiana. They are hiding. Please, can you return and ing the girls back here to us? I can't. There are Interhamwe roadblocks everywhere. When I reached the orphanage... ...the Interhamwe were there. They'd already started killing children. They made me watch. There was one girl, she had her little sister wrapped on her back. As they were about to chop her, she cried out to me. Please don't let them kill me. I promise I won't be Tutsi anymore. Please, I can't. They're targeting Tutsi children, Paul, to wipe out the next generation. I've nowhere to take the orphans, Paul. Don't worry. There will be an intervention force coming soon. We will get the orphans out then. They're here! They're here! We are safe! Soldiers have arrived! - Wow, look, it's the French! - Yes! Thank goodness! - Welcome. - Thank you. Well done. About time, gentlemen. Thank you for saving our lives. It's okay, Roger. Jean Baptiste, our prayers have been answered. Thank God. Yes, finally! See, it's okay. We can do nothing from our side. Sweetheart, I told you we'd be safe. See? I told you. Yeah. So, Colonel, what can I get for you? Something strong. - Scotch? - Yeah. Congratulations, Colonel. You have performed a minor miracle. - Congratulations, huh? - Yes, sir. You should spit in my face. Excuse me, Colonel? You're dirt. We think you're dirt, Paul. Who is we? The West, all the superpowers, everything you believe in, Paul. They think you're dirt, they think you're dung. You're worthless. I'm afraid I don't understand what you are saying, sir. Come on, don't bullshit me, Paul. You're the smartest man here. You got them all eating out of your hands. You could own this freakin' hotel, except for one thing... you're black. You're not even a nigger. You're an African. They're not gonna stay, Paul. They're not gonna stop this slaughter. Please. Got it. - Hello. - Hello, Daddy. Elys, take Diane in the other room. What is it? All the whites are leaving. They are being evacuated. But... what about us? We have been abandoned. But the soldiers will stop the killers. Listen. Listen to me, Tatsi. Listen. I said all the whites are leaving... the French, the Italians, even the U.N. Belgian soldiers, all of them! Who is left? I don't know. Colonel Oliver said he has 300 U.N. Peacekeepers for the whole country. The most he can spare for the hotel are four men. And they are not allowed to shoot. I am a fool. No. No, no. They told me I was one of them, and I... Wine, chocolates, cigars, style... I swallowed it. I swallowed it. I swallowed all of it. And they handed me their shit. I have no history. I have no memory. I'm a fool, Tatsi. You are no fool. I know who you are. News Service Africa. A United Nations source reports that the U.S. And British representatives on the Security Council will lobby for the removal of all U.N. Peacekeepers from Rwanda. Please, Jack. Please don't go. Wait, he's British. Take out your passport. Jack, please don't leave me. Can we talk? Just one second. Please, Jack. Please. They'll put me on the street. They'll chop me. Here. Now just take... - Take this. - No, no... Just take the money. Please, just take the money. You must go. You must. Please, they are waiting. - Paul! - They are waiting. Paul. He won't put you out. Here, give her anything she wants. - Anything. Just charge it. - This is not necessary. - They're gonna kill us here. - Let him go. We have to let him go. Don't do that, please. Jesus Christ, I'm so ashamed. Wait! Wait! Hold the buses! Peter! Thank you for being here. Thank you very much. Thank you. - No Rwandans. - What? Foreign nationals only. Sorry, Father, those were the orders. - But you can't leave the children behind. - Sorry, Father, we have our orders. - You can't leave them! - We can do no more. Father, it is of no use. These men are not here... They are not here to help us. Please, there is nothing we can do. Get your people on the bus. I will take care of the others. It is of no use, Father. Please, hurry. No, no, no. No, no, no. No. To the hotel. To the hotel. Sir, please, don't touch the camera. We have the right to film. - No filming. - Go to the hotel. Go inside. Go inside the hotel, all of you. Yes, you can stay, yes. We will take care of you. Go into the hotel. No! Go to the hotel. Go inside. Go inside the hotel. Excuse me. Excuse me. - Sir. - Come, Dube. - Please, everyone inside. - Please, people, let's go inside. Out of the rain, please. Come, sister, come. Paul. I want you to go. Go where? You take the children. You go get the girls. - Your card says Hutu... - What are you saying? Please, please. You pay money at the roadblocks. I want you to go. No, Tatiana, no. I will never leave you. I will never leave you. Oh, Tatsi. Let us sleep, my wife. Let us sleep. Get up. Get up. Get up, get up, get up. - Are you the manager? - Yes, sir. What's the matter? Everyone must leave the hotel now. - Why? - Papa, what's wrong? It's an order. I need some time... 20, 30 minutes... to take a shower. - Sir, people are still sleeping. - I don't care. Please, let me get you some beers. You and your boys. And I'll be down right away, all right? As quick as I can. - Ten minutes. - Yes, sir, ten minutes. - Get out of the way. - Quick, children, quickly. - Roger's not here. - Where is he? Where's Roger? Under the bed. Roger. It's Papa. They've gone. They've gone, they've gone. Come, come. Come on. Oh, my darling. It's okay, sweetie. It's okay. Come on, it's okay. It's okay. - Go to the roof, Tatiana. - The roof? Yes, yes, go to the roof right now. Yes, good day. General Bizimungu, please. He is where? No, that is unacceptable. Who would order such a thing? Yes, did you find the general? Gentlemen, please have some beer. Get me the guest list. Yes, sir. Yes? Sorry, sir, but I have a call from Paul in Kigali. He says it's urgent. Paul, are you all right? We have a big problem, sir. What? The Hutu army have come. They've ordered us... all of us... out of the hotel. Why are they doing this? I think they will kill us all. Kill? What do you mean... all? How many? We have 100 staff and now more than 800 guests. - 800?! - Yes, sir. There are now 800 Tutsi and Hutu refugees. I do not have much time left, sir. I want to thank you for everything that you have done for me and my family, and please thank all of my friends at Sabena. Paul, wait. I'm gonna put you on hold. Stay by the phone. - Where are your papers? - We don't have any papers, sir. We don't have any papers. They got burnt in the house. Louis, get on to the U.N. Tell them what's happening. Did you need something, sir? Mary, call the prime minister's office. Tell them I must speak with him now. Okay. Paul, are you there? Yes, sir. Who can I call to stop this? The French. They supply the Hutu army. Do everything you can to buy time. I'll call you right back.

What are you doing, Dube? The lieutenant, sir, he wants to see the guest list. - Go and get these boys some more beer. - Thirsty, boy? You like beer? Thank you. Come with me, please. Sir, that was two weeks ago. Here you are, sir. Anderson, Arthurs, Boulier... What is this? It is the guest list, sir. Are you trying to make a fool of me? No. We stopped taking names after the president was murdered. - This is the only guest list, sir. - There are no Europeans left! Get me the names of all the cockroaches in there now. - That will take time. - We don't have time. If I don't have the names so that I can pick out the traitors, then I'll kill everyone in there. Starting with you. Leave. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Who did you call? - Who did I call? - Don't lie to me! What is your name? Rusesabagina. Paul Rusesabagina. I'll remember you. I'll remember you. - Let's go. - Come on, we're leaving. They've gone. Paul. Paul. I was afraid for you. Sir, the president of Sabena is on the phone for you. I must talk with this man. - Mr. Tillens. - Paul, what's going on? They left. Thank you, sir. What did you do? I got through to the French president's office. Well, thank you. You have saved our lives. I pleaded with the French and the Belgians to go back and get you all. I am afraid this is not going to happen. They're cowards, Paul. Rwanda is not worth a single vote to any of them. The French, the British, the Americans. I am sorry, Paul. Thank you. There will be no rescue... ...no intervention for us. We can only save ourselves. Many of you know influential people a oad. You must call these people. Please, fax this to this number. Thank you. You must tell them what will happen to us. Say good-bye. But when you say good-bye, say it as though you are reaching through the phone and holding their hand. Let them know that if they let go of that hand... ...you will die. We must shame them into sending help. Most importantly, this cannot be a refugee camp. The Interhamwe believe that the Mille Collines is a four-star Sabena hotel. That is the only thing that is keeping us alive. Have you printed the bills? Thank you. Now please erase the register. - Erase it? - Yes. I want no names to appear there. Boss, the carpenters are ready. Tell them to remove all of the numbers from the doors. - And put what? - And put nothing. Good day. Here is your bill for the last week. If you cannot pay or think you will not be able to pay, please go to the banquet room and Dube will take care of you. Thank you. Does the State Department have a view as to whether or not what is happening could be genocide? We have every reason to believe that acts of genocide have occurred. How many acts of genocide does it take to make genocide? Alan, that's just not a question that I'm in a position to answer. Is it true that you have specific guidance not to use the word genocide in isolation, but always to preface it with this word acts of? I have guidance which I try to use as best as I can. I have... There are formulations that we are using that we are trying to be consistent in our use of... I'm sorry it is not Glenmorangie. As long as it is scotch. Your white friends have abandoned you. - So it would seem. - Well, don't worry. - I will take care of you. - I'm glad to hear that because I was wondering if perhaps you could spare us a few policemen. To protect us, sir. - The police are very busy, Paul. - Yes, I'm aware of this. But when I last spoke to the president of Sabena, he assured me that anyone who helped protect Belgian property would be well rewarded. I will see what I can do. Excuse me momentarily, sir. Where has all our beer gone? Sir, Gregoire has been taking beer. How much beer? Many. ...come down to the reception. And then he says to me, How do you want the girls? There's our cockroach manager. Always kissing ass. General... I'm glad you came by. I overheard something that I think you should know about. What did you overhear? It was a discussion between a U.N. Colonel and an American Embassy official. And what did they say? The American assured the colonel that they would watch everything. How? They have gone, Paul. With their spies. Satellites. Americans. Oh, Gregoire! You know, I admire you, General. How do you keep command of your men amid such madness? - I am a strong man, Paul. - I wish I were more like you. - I mean, look at my staff. - Cheers. He won't work, listens to no one. - He is staff? - Oh, yes. Yes. Get back to work, you slug! Go! Satellites? What was I going to say, that the Americans were hiding in the trees? - What's the matter? - I have to go out and get food. - Go out? Where? - To George Rutaganda's place. No. No, no. I have to, Tatiana. We are only as valuable as the money we give to him. You cannot go alone. I'm not going alone. I'll take Gregoire with me. He's a good Hutu, and he wants to impress me now. It is good to see you back at work, Gregoire. - Please, sir, accept my humblest apologies. - Please, please. We have a job this morning. We are going to see George Rutaganda. Please get the van. Show me your I.D. Remember how those Tutsi women used to look down their long noses at Hutu men? Now they beg for their lives. I'm here to see my friend George Rutaganda. I say taste those Tutsi whores before they die. Then they'll know what Hutu power is, my warriors. Remember, one cockroach can start an infestation. We need to exterminate these vermin. Hey, Paul, my old friend. Tutsi prostitutes and witches. So, what can I do for you? - I need supplies, George. - Anytime. Paul, everything is double the price now. You understand that? Yes. I need rice, beans, powdered milk, beer, and your best whiskey. Beer yes, but whiskey no. You have no whiskey? No whiskey, no spirits. Your... rich guests will have to do without their scotch. Anyway, Paul, I have bled that cow enough now. What are you saying, George? Your rich cockroaches at the hotel, their money is no good to them anymore. Soon all the Tutsis will be dead. You do not honestly believe that you can kill them all? And why not? Why not? We are halfway there already. So, Paul, you want 12 bags of rice? Give him 12 bags of rice and 4 crates of beer. Yes, sir, right away. Oh, and, Paul, I'll give you a crate of soft drinks for the kids free of charge. Yes. Ten bags of beans. Come, quick. And put those in the van. You. Let me give you a little tip, my friend. Our generals in army say, Don't go near the Mille Collines or they will send the Belgian soldiers back here. But soon those generals will have gone and we will be in charge. It's time to butcher that fat cow of yours for the meat. Let's go. Maybe you could help us, Paul. You have some very important traitors at that hotel. Now, if we were to get them, then maybe we would let you have one or two cockroaches of your own. Do you understand? It is almost dawn, George. We really must be going. Take the river road back. It's clear. - Gregoire. - What is going on now? - You've driven off the road. - No, I'm on the road. You're going to put us in the river. Stop the car, stop the car. Back up the car, Gregoire. Listen to me. You will tell no one what you have seen here today. No one, Gregoire. Dube. Please help Gregoire to unload the van. Thank you. Oh, dear. Oh, God! Oh, God! - Sir. - Dube! - Sir, are you okay? - Don't come in. Don't come in. I'll be out in a minute. - Sir, are you okay? - Yes, I'm all right, Dube. Don't come in. I'll be out. Hundreds. It was too many to count. Why are people so cruel? Hatred. Insanity. I don't know. There you go. Is she putting her fingers in the soup? Oh, yes. ...to do with you. Nothing to do with me. I remember... No, no, no, you make a mistake. - Hello. - Come with me. - Where are we going? - Just come. It's beautiful. You like it? I hear we must pay for everything. Yes, this is true. So... how much for this? A kiss. You are a good man, Paul Rusesabagina. I have a confession. When you worked as the nurse... - In Ruhengeri? - Yes. When we first met... I had you transferred to Kigali. What? I ibed the Minister of Health to have you transferred to Kigali. - Why? - To be closer. So that I could marry you. What was the ibe? - What am I worth to you? - It was substantial. - Tell me what it was. - A car. - What sort of car? - What does that matter? I want to know. A Volkswagen. I hope it was a new one. We have had a good life, you and I. Yes. I thank God every day for the time we've had. - We have to have a plan. - A plan? Our children cannot see us die first. If the militia come, you must come up here as quick as you can. - Please, I don't want to... - You must come up here, Tatiana. - I don't want you to talk like this, please. - We have to, Tatiana. If I do not make it, you must take all of our children by the hand... ...and you must jump. - What are you saying? I could never... - You have to, Tatiana. - You have to promise me. - What are you saying? Tatiana, the machete is no way to die. You have to promise me you will do it. I cannot do... You have to promise me, Tatiana. Please. Promise me you will do it. Please, Tatiana. Yes. I'm sorry. I love you. I love you. I'm gonna get you! Diane, Elys, you know better. No one can be at the front of the hotel. I have told you this. - Take these children in the back. Hurry. - Sorry, Papa. - Come, children. Come. - Thank you, Dube. Paul, I've got good news. Congratulations. Your calls have worked. I have exit visas for the following families. Abukesu, Tanzania. Bidori, Kenya. Gituaranga, Zambia. Hallelujah! Khalesa, Belgium. Oh, thank you! Dakuzi... Kenya. Masambo, Zambia. Zinguru, Ghana. Rusesabagina, Belgium. All right, that's it. So remember, families be ready at 7 a.m. Let's go. - Colonel? - Yeah. Now, certainly Odette and Jean Baptiste are on the list. I'm sorry, Jean, Odette. But I have been assured there will be another plane soon. Excuse me. Don't worry, Tatsi, we'll make it to the next list. Yeah. The girls... Paul, I will not leave without them. What have you ought us? Antibiotics, medical supplies, general first aid. Thank you. - I hear there's to be a convoy. - Yes. Are you on the list? Madame Archer, I have an impossible request of you. Is there any way that you could return to the old woman and ing the girls back here to us? Paul, that side of town has been destroyed in the fighting. They're probably dead. Madame Archer, I'm begging you. Those girls have no one now. I'll try. We have to leave by 7 a.m. Who'll take care of the orphans when you're gone? Odette. Odette will care for them until we can get them out of here. Tell me, Paul, what country's gonna take 20 Rwandan orphans? I will find someone. I promise you. - Thanks. - Thank you. Come on, take my hand. News Service Africa. Today a Red Cross representative claimed that the death rate in the Rwandan conflict may have climbed to as many as 500,000 victims. One report stated that 40,000 bodies had been removed from Lake Victoria. Where is she? I don't know. We wait until seven. If she is not back with the girls by then... ...she may not be coming. Thank you. Please, take these letters. Yes, I will take your letters. Thank you so much, Paul, taking the letter. - Thank you so much. - Yes, I am sorry. Thank you very much. I am sorry. I wish I could have done more. I am sorry. God be with you. - Yes, do you have any children? - Yes, you're clear to go. No, sorry, no good. Come. Come, children. Tatsi, come. Please, Paul, the girls. We wait a little longer. We cannot wait. We cannot wait, Tatsi. There you go. Let's move out! Good luck, sir. I am not leaving. You hold Tatiana. Take care of my family. Paul. Paul! I cannot leave these people to die. I cannot leave these people. Papa! Roger! Roger, I will follow on the next flight. No, don't leave me! Paul! Don't worry. Don't worry, children. Your father's going to be okay. Papa! - Don't worry. He's okay. - I want Papa! It's okay. I say those Hutus who shelter the cockroaches are the same as cockroaches. - They are all the same. - This is crazy. Their fate should be the same. This is RTLM. The Tutsi cockroaches of the rebel army must be denied recruits. Come on, good Hutus. The graves are not yet full. - Who will help us fill them? - That goddamn radio station. Okay. Yeah, they are going to the airport. Stand by your radios. I am hearing some urgent news. - Boss! Please, come quick! - Not now, Dube. It is important! It is on the radio. You have to hear it. We have received reports of very important cockroaches and traitors trying to escape from the Mille Collines Hotel. Gather up your weapons. Stand by your radios. We will keep you informed. - They are being smuggled away... - No, no! Who told them of this, Dube? I saw Gregoire, sir. It is Gregoire. I saw him leaving in our bus. Please, sir, I will give you whatever I have. I say who leaves that hotel, and no one else. General Bizimungu, they are driving into an ambush. Slow down. Stay calm. - What is happening? - We're stopping. You have got cockroaches in these trucks. No, no. I've got U.N. Personnel in these trucks. I've got permission to go through these roadblocks. - I'm going to search these trucks. - You are not going to search this convoy. - I am. - Cover me. Go to the back. Get away from that truck. Get away from that truck! Now! Get back! You're not to hurt these people. Get back! Move back! Look, I told you, you've got cockroaches in your truck. No, no, no. They're political refugees under U.N. Sanction. News has come to us that we have cowards in our own army who will not let us punish them. No! You're moving cockroaches from Mille Collines? No, sir. No, sir, they're political refugees. - They cannot leave Mille Collines. - They are not leaving. Stop him! You bastard! What's your name? - What's your name? - I can't think... - Kill them! - Get everybody out of here! Move it! What's your name? What's your name? Let's move! Drive! Move! Get out! Out, or I'll shoot! Get out! Drive, drive! Let's go! Help us get out of here. Clear the street! I am receiving more news, good Hutus. I have learned that the traitor Rusesabagina's cockroaches are on a truck. 10,000 francs for their heads! Stay still. Give me your shirt, quickly. Come on, Paul. Come on, come on! Come on, here, here. Give me your hand. Come on. Please, please. - Hey, medic. Get a medic over here! - You need to hurry up, please. Come, hurry, hurry. - Let me help you. - Someone give this guard a hand, please. Oh, Tatiana, my darling. - I was so worried about you. - Move that truck out of the way! Get him inside! Tatiana. Tatiana. You left me. You left me. Take this. I don't want it. I don't want it. You said you'd never leave me, and you left me. You are a liar! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - Papa, Papa. - Papa, Mama! - I love you. I wanted you to be safe, all of you. That was not your decision to make. We make our decisions together. That was our promise. You're right. You're right. I knew that the minute the truck pulled away. I'm sorry. Come on, put some more water. What are they doing? Dube. I'm sorry, sir. They shut down the water. This is all we have. General. Where are my supplies? I'm sorry, sir. The cellar is empty. You have nothing, and yet you call me, begging me for help? Do you know the trouble I have protecting these cockroaches? Sir, I have money from the guests. Rwandan francs! Those are only good for wiping your ass. There is nothing more I can do for you, Paul. No more police, no more protection. Let the U.N. Take care of you. Drive. Go! What would Sabena make of this? Watch out! Get down, get down! Are you hurt? Go outside. Please stay still. There's glass here. I will get it out. Is anyone hurt, Odette? Lots of cuts and uises. Thank God it was a storeroom. And in Rwanda, humanitarian agencies report that a rapid advance by the Tutsi rebel army has sparked a mass evacuation of Hutu refugees towards the Congo. One aid worker described it as the largest refugee exodus in modern history. The rebels have taken half the city, and they have proposed a deal the Hutu generals are willing to accept. The rebels will exchange their Hutu prisoners, and you people, all of you, will be able to move behind the rebel lines where it's safe. The Interhamwe, what about them? - No one controls them. - This time they will kill us all. They will kill us all if we stay here. We have to take the chance. What time should we be ready to leave? I can put it together in two days, Paul. Two days? Colonel, there is no way that we can hold out for two days. I have nothing left to ibe them with. Colonel, we will all be dead in two days. Diane... let your mother rest. You rest too, sweetheart. Go to sleep. Diplomat. What? I have to go to the Diplomat. - What are you doing? - We have to go to the Diplomat. - To do what? - Your items, they are there. Will you please put your policemen at the gate, sir? No. Let us see what you have to offer first. Oh, no. Madame Archer. Move, move! - Cover us. - Yes, sir. Hurry! Come on, show me. Look at this. Nice, yes? And here you are. The rebels are getting closer, yes? The rebels can have this graveyard. We have ordered everyone out of the city. Here. Have a drink. You know what the Scottish call it? No. Uisge beatha... water of life. I went once on a tour of the finest single malt distillery in the world. - Have you ever been to Scotland? - No, sir. Wonderful country. Wonderful golf. I wonder, will I ever go back? What do you think? No. I hope we all get to do a great many things, General. Can we go now, please, sir? I am going to do you a great favor, Paul. - Private. - Yes, sir! Pack those carefully, put them in my jeep, and guard them. I am going to take you with us to our new headquarters in Gitarama. I do not want to go to Gitarama, sir. Well, you can't go back to the hotel. The crazy men are on their way there now. Sir... General, we must go back so that I can get my family. Trust me, we are better off here. General, these are difficult times. We need to help one another. And what help can I get from you, Paul? - You are a marked man, sir. - How so? You are on a list. The Americans have you on their list as a war criminal. Paul, I am sick and tired of your lies. Are you stupid, General? How do you think these people operate? You sit here with five stars on your chest. Who do you think they are coming after? Fine. We will go to Gitarama, and you will stay on that list. - I committed no war crimes. - Who will tell them? You need me to tell them how you helped at the hotel. They blame you for all their misfortunes. They say you led the massacres. I led no massacres! Do you think they're going to believe you? You will tell them the truth! I will tell them nothing unless you help me. What are you going to do, shoot me? Shoot me. Please shoot me. It would be a blessing. I will pay you to shoot my family. You cannot hurt me. You will tell them that I did nothing! We are leaving. Right now. Get out! Get these people away from the gate! Stop it! Stop it! Clear the hotel. - Tatiana! - Get out of here! - Get out! - Tatiana! Get out! All of the militia must leave now! Get out! Oh, no, no! Shut up, cockroach! Get down! That's him. That's him! - Shit. - That's the manager! - Stop him. Stop him! - I got him! I got him! Stay where you are! Tatiana! Tatiana! - Have you seen Tatiana? - No, I've not seen Tatiana. - Paul, what is happening? - I have to find my wife! Tatiana! Tatiana! They've gone. They've gone. They've gone. What were you going to do with this? I thought you had... I thought you had jumped. Everyone on the trucks, please. Take your luggage. Families please stay together. - Oh, please. - As fast as you can, everyone. Please. There's enough room for everyone. I hope someday we will come back. Let's move out. What is wrong with her? She has a very high fever. Where are we going, Daddy? Someplace safe. My God. What's happening? Come on, let's go. Children on the ground. Bring the children this way. Pass them back, pass them back. Do not stop. Do not stop! Go right on through. Get down! Stay down! What's happening there? It's the rebels. We're crossing the front line. It's okay. We're safe. It's okay. It's okay, you are safe here. You are safe. It's okay now. Sit back down. Hello. Get some more water. The doctor says he is very dehydrated. We made it. Come on, let's get down. - Come on. - It is okay. - She is sick. - Okay. Yeah, she's very sick. Take her. Paul, the buses are on the other side of camp. They'll take you to Tanzania. Go now, Paul, 'cause I don't know when there'd be another opportunity. - Thank you. - Yeah. - Good luck. - Thank you. - Thank God. - We made it. Please, please. We are here, yeah? - Thank you, Paul. - We have made it. - Thank you. - Yes, yes. Come. Mr. Manager. - I just want to thank you. - Of course, Steven. Constance! Thank God you are alive! It's so good to see you. Have you seen my other and his wife? None of them. Has anyone seen these people? You don't recog... Mama, come see quick. - Excuse me, excuse me. - Can you see them anywhere? Here, Mama, look. Please. Do you see them, Mama? Is that them? Is that them, Mama? Do you recognize these people? This little girl, she's Anais, and this is Carine. Do you recognize them? - Ma'am, have you seen these girls? - No, no, I haven't. Have any of you seen these girls? Anais. And that's my other. Everybody on the buses! Can you feel anything when I touch here? Everybody on the buses! Can you move out of the way? We need some room here! - We'll find the girls, Tatsi. We will. - Okay. Boussey? It's you. Where'd you find this child? They just arrived on trucks from the Mille Collines. All Mille Collines evacuees to the buses now, please. - Oh, no. - We need to hurry up, please. Come on, get some sleep. Wait! Hold it, please! - Tatiana! - It's Pat! - Tatiana! - Madame Archer! Stop the bus! Stop the bus, stop the bus! Come. Come, come. Please, wait for us. Madame Archer. I was so worried. I thought... It's wonderful to see you. Come quickly. - Carine? - Anais? Anais? Just wait. It's gonna be just a minute now. Anais? Carine? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Come, come, come! Hello, Carine. Anais, hello. How are you, sweetheart? Do you see your cousins? They said there wasn't any room. There's always room.

Ah! No! No! Mama is going to be mad... Please let me go home... No! Please let me go! No! Stop! The Call of the Goddess Bad dreams... again... No! No... get away... Get away! I'm scared. No... Help me... Help me... Mama... Mama! No! Why... I seem to be getting a lot of strange dreams lately... Good morning... Mama... Everything is going smoothly. Mistress Lady is quite satisfied with the quality of the women here. We're honored that you think so, Mistress Nailkaizer. We are prepared to give you any of our students here, in order to help move the Mother Project further along. You mean like all these women you've screwed? Oh no... we haven't done anything... Just call it a little independent test case we're doing... You're hopeless. All right, I suppose. We look forward to the project's execution... is what I'd like to say, but Dean... Are you referring to the rumor that your arch enemy is a student here? Yes. The one who would dare go against Dark Mother. Angel Blade! She started the Chameleon Scissor, and time and again destroys our group's monsters, the GeoBloods! Judging from her movement radius, this is definitely the center of it. That is why an executive like myself had to come and pose as a professor. As it pertains to that, we thought we would start for you... We know that expedience is important, so using Angel Blade's physical data, we picked up a few choice candidates. Hm? Who is this one? Yes. This is our college's Student Body President. She's a senior, Group A, Student 18, Seiryu Tenmyoin. She's the top of her class, and dominates all of the sports she plays. She's the cream of the crop here, and is a high ranking A class. As I suspected of you, Mistress. You have a good eye. Hm... I see... And speak of the devil... You're so amazing, Miss Seiryu! I wouldn't mind doing it with her at least once... Miss Seiryu... Did you hear that the monster rapist was seen last night again? I heard, I heard... Is it true that this time it was a woman from Velnar College? But the question is where is the one who saved her... Miss Blade? Rumor has it she's a beautiful woman who looks like an angel! Ah, I really wish I could meet Miss Blade at least once! What? Well... basically we thought the rumored Angel Blade... was really you, Miss Seiryu. Angel Blade? Who, me? l-I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking... I don't mind. It's an honor to be thought of our famous hero. B-But... everyone in school is saying that it might be true. I was kind of hoping it was true, too! Me too! I see... Well I always hope that I can be a person who helps strangers. Perhaps as long as you have that thought in your heart, any woman can become like Angel Blade. Myself... or even you. Miss Seiryu! You're wonderful! I have chills! I wish... I could talk to her like them too... Moena, what are you doing getting your nipples hard over Miss Seiryu? Hasumi! Take that, and that! T-They are not hard! Quit it! Oh my, well aren't they sensitive? Hasumi, you jerk! That Hasumi... She really squeezed them hard. They say that if you rub them, they get bigger... But I don't want bigger easts so guys can just ogle me! But... if I did have easts, I wonder if I can be like Miss Seiryu... Nah. I don't want that. That's not me! So listen to this, Kyoka! Since I got into college, they've only grown two centimeters! Only two! Should I just give up? Are the boing and the bam unattainable? - Did I stop growing, doomed to an A cup? - Okay, don't go panicking like that. - Will mountains die? - Okay, don't go panicking like that. - Will they die tomorrow? - I can only understand your point... - I have to give up being a dominatrix, - I can only understand your point... - and settle for being a Race Queen, - Anyway, relax. In my college days, - and go hiking in the mountains with... - Anyway, relax. In my college days, - my boyfriend for fun, and then - I was your size, Hasumi. - accidentally fall into a big hole and... - I was your size, Hasumi. Are you serious! Oh, Moena! Take this over to table three, please? Oh sure, Aunt Kyoka! Hey cheer up, Moena! The hope of one day not being... the college's most flat chested duo is right before our very eyes! Oh for... Whatever! Hasumi, you dork! My my... Jesus, they're huge... - Sorry for the delay! - I'm really thankful for you, Hasumi. Her mother died when she was an infant, and then her father went missing... She was so withdrawn and had no friends, and when a distant relative like me had to take her, I didn't know how she'd adjust, but since she met you she slowly... came out of her shell, and now she can help me down at the college café! The problem is that this college is so enclosed, she's become a wallflower! I'm worried. She's at the age where she should meet, at least, some boys. Yeah, this college has entertainment, restaurants, Quick Marts, and even lingerie shops! Everything can be found right here on campus! But she should get off campus more, and get a boyfriend or two... Or five, or maybe even ten! Okay, then it's settled! Get some coffee beans and tea leaves in town for me? You can take Moena. And of course... keep the change. Ooh! We'll do it! We'll go! Right now! Mach speed! Kyoka, you really are the best! How a woman with those giant tits doesn't have a man is a mystery! - I'm so sorry, I'm very sorry! - Seven plates in one week... - Seven plates in one week... Well we'll see you later, Kyoka! Huh? Who? Where? We're off to hunt some guys! Have a good time. Ah jeez, it's been nothing but legwork for the last couple of weeks... over these monster rape cases... No witnesses have seen Angel Blade save the victims... What the hell are we supposed to do? For Christ's sake... Dad is insane to try and get the testimony of some mythic hero... named Angel Blade that we can't even find! Emily, he's not Dad, he's Chief. But Ayame, what do these monsters want? There's no point in attacking humans. They can't bear their offspring. Not necessarily. Huh? It's the test results from the sperm sample... According to the biological data we got from the monster's sperm, the DNA patterns are very close to that of human beings. No way! So they can actually mate with humans? On a genetic level anyway... The monsters are taking human form to attack the women, so you might think of them as an evolved version of man. But for some reason, none of the victims are pregnant... What does that mean? Well as to that... No one would know better than their savior, Angel Blade. Oh man... so we're back to Angel Blade being our only lead. It's been several eras since this planet was destroyed by pollution. There are only 99 Guardian Cities where people can even survive. Our Aquatokyopolis is one of them. The only way to travel to the others is by designated flight paths. Beneath the cloud is a world that we know nothing about. There's no predicting what kind of creature can be born down there... Even creatures like those monsters terrorizing us here. What a beautiful eeze. But Kyoka went through all that trouble for us too! Moena, we're done shopping, so let's go somewhere with some hot guys! I said no. I don't even want a boyfriend. What? Boo! Boo! Hey you, that was really dangerous! Are you all right? Are you hurt? Oh crap! The cops! - Ah! Hey wait a minute! - I'm very sorry! She's sorry? Sorry won't cut it! Get back here! I let her get away. I should have put her in... - a head lock and a noogie... - Are you all right? Moena... She doesn't seem to be injured... Moena? We're sorry for the trouble. Not at all... Well, we'll be going now. Have a good night. Umm... Kyoka? Don't do that, Hasumi. You were trying to apologize for not taking care of her, right? You are just so cute! It's okay. She was just tired from going out into town, I'm sure... She'll be fine soon... So don't worry, okay? Oh my my my... A beautiful garden of maidens, huh? But it sure is strange. What is? That college is the largest around, and it's an all women's school, but... there hasn't been a single person from there raped by a monster. So that's what's going on... I'm supposed to start work next week, but I wanted to get used to the place. The Dean told me that Miss Tenmyoin would be best for leading me around, but perhaps now isn't a good time? No, this is my job as Student Body President, so... Professor Houjou, where did you work before this? Somewhere far away... By far... do you mean another city? Something like that... Oh by the way, I heard that the campus has an unusual church. Is it true? Yes, it's on the northern edge. Supposedly, it was erected in the ruins from the last century. Will you take me there? I'd like to pray on my first day here. Of course. It's like Emily said... This college's students are the only ones unharmed. The monsters, and the college... There could be a strange connection. Thank you Miss Tenmyoin. Will you join me for a prayer? Yes, I think I will join you. Ah... Professor Houj... Now, let's find out if you are Angel Blade or not. What? Hurry and run while you can! Go! What in... This power... it's not human... I see now. I thought that this woman was Blade... But I guess that means you are the real Angel Blade... You're wrong! I am one of the City Number Guardians, and... That doesn't matter! The crimes you committed against Dark Mother... will be paid in full with your body. W-What are you... What are you doing? Hurry and... Now, why don't you talk, Blade. This... won't... make me... I see... So you've received training in resisting torture... Then what about this? What's the matter? Your sensitive female parts are responding... C-Coward... Oh my... the big hero has already gotten all wet here. Don't tell me you feel it? Hey, slut, you like getting wet in front of them? I bet you just can't wait to be taken, can you? N-No... you're wrong... Stop... l-I'm really... not Angel... Blade! Oh my, and now you're begging for mercy? How sad. Well, then... W-What are you... You're not! No! Don't! l-lt's hot! No! No... No! D-Don't watch! It's like you're a fountain! N-Not there! D-Don't! This is what you get for going against Mistress Lady... Feel her fury with your body! Oh yes, that face is perfect. How is it? Are you about to die from pleasure? I'm getting chills, see? Come on and sink deeper into the hell of pleasures! How pathetic. You're already going to cry? The best is yet to come! You're pathetic, you little slut! No more, please! I'll split apart! Please forgive me... No more! I give up... I give up, so please forgive me! Please! Please! I'll do anything! All right, you guys can do what you want with her... but remember that Mistress Lady will be the one to implant her seed, so none of you better cum inside her! Y-You're awful. It's too awful. No... there's no way that'll fit! l-I'll eak apart! Suck on it. Y-Yes... I can't... I'm... I'm going crazy... But... it's good... so good... It feels... so... good. Why? No, it feels too good! Too good! No, I'm going to cum... N-No... l-I... cum... I'm cumming! What... you still want to fuck her? Then take that woman there. You can implant your seed in her. No... No... No! D-Don't... Don't come any closer! Hurry and run away! You saw, didn't you, bitch! I'll kill you! Run! No! On a beautiful night like this... Those that soil this moon with the blood of women will be torn apart! Ah! T-That's... Who the hell are you? The Moonlight Knight... Angel Blade! Angel... What? The beautiful illusion that springs forth on the surface of the moon. A smile that springs forth new life in desolate places. The sadness in your heart is transformed into a warm glow. Are you the one? So you're the true Angel Blade! Then... let's see how good you are! The sharpest blades are the dreams you have in your heart. The shining crucifix shines down and wipes away all the evil. It seems you're the real thing... I've burned your image... into my mind! We'll save this battle until the next time we meet! Until then, Angel Blade! So you're... Blade... Angel Blade! Tell me, Blade! What are they? You're the only one who knows... You'll find out... W-What's wrong? W-What is this? Am I still dreaming? Oh no! Why am I dressed like this... Wha? And these tits... Why are they so big... And my butt, too! What? What the heck is going on here? U-Uh... Huh... who are you? Miss Seiryu! Why are you naked... Why... How? How! Blade! N-No way! That's... This! l-lt can't be! T-This woman's... from this afternoon... That's... that's not possible... she... She's Angel Blade? Nailkaizer, returning from duty. Good work, Nail. My beautiful clone... We observed through your eyes... I see, so that's the one they call Angel Blade? Yes... what should we do with her, Mistress Phantom Lady... I thought she was just an experiment, but this is good... Let us have some fun. How far can she battle against our children, the GeoBloods? Right, Nail? Chloe! Elaine! I see... Nanometal Skin Strengthening System... I can't believe the completed piece actually exists. It's truly beautiful... I want it... Angel Blade! Another storm has passed us by, and the flower buds begin to open. If I ever become an angel, I want to protect the purest of dreams. But that world still is a mystery, which makes it more worthwhile.

Man Narrating Since time began... a war has been waged in the shadows... between the armies of Good and Evil. It may be fought on a grand scale... or within the heart of a single individual... or even a child. The Evil has taken many forms... and used the darkest of arts. In our time, they call themselves simply... the Hand. The Good follow the way ofkimagure. Its masters can see the future... and perhaps even ing back the dead. Legend tells of a unique warrior... a lost soul. This warrior is a woman... a motherless daughter. And it is her destiny to tip the balance between Good and Evil. She is a treasure, and both sides seek her out... as a final weapon in an ancient war. - Man Perimeter, what's your status? - Man 2 Delta team, clear. - Man 3 Alpha, clear. - Man 4 Bravo, secure. It doesn't matter. You can't stop her. - Nobody can stop her. - Her? I was afraid if I told you, you wouldn't take the job. I never should've hired you. Who do you think's coming for you? You may have heard of her. Her name... is Elektra. Chuckles - You find that funny? - She's an urban legend, sir. That woman died years ago. Really? Well, then somebody must have ought her back from the dead. You know, Bauer, when you've done the things I've done... you make a lot of enemies. My private security detail... the best money could buy. This nonexistent woman killed 14 of them in half an hour. I barely got away. Spent the next two days in Monte Carlo wondering why she let me go. Then she came for me. I was under the protection of the Hand itself, who sent their best. Although they seemed more interested in killing Elektra than in protecting me. Chuckles She cut 'em down like wheat. Took maybe 10, 15 minutes max. Didn't really think why I kept gettin' away. So here I am. And now I understand her. She wanted me to feel this... what it's like to have nowhere to go... nowhere to turn. Beeping How's your perimeter doing now? Delta, what's your status? There's no signal. Son of a bitch. - You know, the better the assassin... - Alpha, Bravo, report.! The closer they can get to you before you know they're there. Alpha! Bravo! Report! - Static - Ah, Christ. Machine Gun Firing They say Elektra whispers in your ear before she kills you. - Alpha.! Bravo.! Report.! - Woman It's too late for your boss, Bauer. - But you still have a chance. - Jesus Christ! - Sighs - Door Creaking Woman You can't fight a ghost, Bauer. Bauer Groaning - Here we are at last. - Exhales Guess it's all true. The red outfit and the knives and... So, what happens now? You just kill me, straight out? Just cold? Don't worry. Death's not that bad. Yeah? How do you know? Whispering I died once. So am I to understand that with all the power of the Hand... that the Treasure continues to elude us? Yes. Perhaps if we had pursued it sooner... and more aggressively... You dare to blame Master Roshi? Seems our methods are too mild for Kirigi. Not at all, sensei. But if we cannot have the weapon ourselves... allow me to make sure it does not fall into the hands of those who may use it against us. Master, allow me. Things like this must be handled smoothly, quietly. Then work smoothly, Meizumi, but quickly. Kirigi? Yes, Father. Patience. Rhythmic Pulse Door Closes Rhythmic Pulse Door Closes Footsteps Approaching Man You think that's safe, leaving the door unlocked like that? Geez, Elektra, you're gonna end up with a bullet in your head. I ought you a little something. No, stop, McCabe. Don't put it down. I already cleaned there. - Why do you always do this? - Get rid of my D.N.A. Ah, D.N.A., of course. Right. Silly of me. Listen, I just picked this up. I know you like to look. - It's all there? - Less my 10. Thuds - Half to Barbados? - And half to the bank on the Isle of Man. You can do better in mutual funds. I know a guy. I could put you in touch... - No, thanks. - Or not. But... Clears Throat Look, I don't want to tell you how to do your thing... but quite a body count on this one, E. Sighs We were only getting paid for DeMarco. Was it necessary? Had to be done. Did it? Elektra. Did it? Okay. Anyway, it spreads the legend. Besides, they were gonna kill me. Of course they were. Absolutely. And, speaking of which, as your agent... I am obligated to tell you we just got an absolutely fantastic new offer... - but that last job... - Let's skip this one. I need a eather. - Great idea. I'm just sayin' it's a lot of coin. - I'm tired. You're tired? Well, then you better get yourself some sleep... 'cause you are gonna crash, baby, you know that. I mean, you even get laid? It's a lot of money, this new offer. - McCabe. - All right, fine. You know what? Look, you want to take time off, take time off. Call me when you wanna work. How much? And just tell me. Two. Ah, they'll give it to somebody else. They wouldn't pay that to somebody else. You got that right. They asked specifically for you. Location's in there. I'll call you when I get the target. Get some sleep. You might wanna reflect a bit. - Again! - Man Clear! Man's Voice Do you know the way, Elektra? Gasps Man's Voice Continuing Kimagure, the ability to control time... the future... even life and death. Elektra I know I'm the best student here. Not the best. The most powerful. You understand violence and pain. But you do not know the way. - Teach me then. - That's my point. I can't teach you. I want you to go. Is this a test, sensei? No, not a test. Just go. I don't have anywhere to go. McCabe The client says he needs you there a couple days early... says that's part of the deal. - Elektra Why? - No idea. - He just wants you to wait. - I just want to get this over with. Hey, me too. Listen, why don't you tell me about the view? I hear it's gorgeous out there. You know, you got the... Whispering One, two, three, four, five. Clattering Gasping - Man Come on, Elektra. Keep pedaling. - Gasps Five more minutes. Don't use your hands. Don't be lazy. Only use your feet. Let's go! Let's push, push, push, push! Nikolas. Honey, please. She's just a kid. Nikolas Keep going, Elektra. Keep going. - Grunts - Gasps Jesus! What's the matter with you? You could have killed me! What are you doing here? Nothing. I'm friends with the Wheelwrights. Sighs Damn it. You cut my friggin'jacket. Gasps - How did you get in? - The front door was unlocked. - No, it wasn't. - Yeah, it was. Sighs Look, the people who live here let me come in all the time. Ask anybody. Hmm. It's oken. - So, who are you anyways? My name's Abby. - What'd you steal? Sighs Nothing. What do you think I am? Gasps Ow! Please don't call the cops. My dad will kill me. In some parts of the world, they just cut your hands off. Gasps Whoa. How did you do that? Get out of here. Door Closes Sighs Mom? Gasps Hyperventilating Oh, shit. Grunting Elektra You know I can't sit still, McCabe. Call me with the name. McCabe Client says he needs you there a couple days early. Wants you to wait. - DeMarco's Voice To have nowhere to go... - Death's not that bad. - Nowhere to turn. - He wants you to wait. - You just kill me, straight out? - He wants you to wait. Elektra Are you looking for me? Hi. Are you the new, uh, tenant? Eddie Ferris, the Realtor... he said, uh, a young woman had taken it for the month. What do you want? Sorry. This is kind of awkward, but, uh... have you seen a girl... 13-year-old, uh, blondish hair to about here? My daughter, Abby. - We had a fight yesterday... - I saw her late afternoon. - Oh, you did? - She oke into my house. Shit. Really? Uh, she knows the Wheelwrights, who, uh... She, uh, didn't take anything, did she? - No. - Good. Look, if she oke something, I'm... I'm happy to pay for it. I'm Mark Miller. We're in the little cabin two houses down. Okay, thanks. McCabe Hi, you've reached McCabe. But please leavejust your name. - Do not leave a message. - Sighs McCabe... I'm sick of sitting here. We don't get a name soon, I'm walking. Hey. How long have you been standing there? Like, a minute. What did you tell my dad? Did you tell him I oke into your house? - Yeah, because you did eak in. - Well, you didn't have to tell him. I thought you were cool. - I'm not. - Yeah, no kidding. Now he's on my case. He made me come ask you to have Christmas dinner with us. - Have what? - Christmas? Dinner? December 25? Did you know today's Christmas? Thank you. I can't. I have something to do. What? Everything's closed. You're on an island. Come on. Please? It's just the two of us every night... and I'm bored out of my skull. What are you doing? Nothing. Why? - Were you counting? - No. So, will you come? Please? Because if you don't, I'll just keep eaking into your house. Hmm? Hmm. I have to change my clothes. Great! I'm Abby. Elektra. Elektra. Cool. Christmas - Continues - Whistling Along I told you not to leave the house. - You didn't even know I was gone. - Abby. Chill, Dad. We have a guest. Continues I'm sorry. She told me that you'd invited me. I don't want to... - I'll just... - Hmm. Uh-uh. - Footsteps Departing - No. Please, stay. I'm... I'm glad you're here. Continues Uh, can I get you a beer? Wine? Water. Her name's Elektra, Dad. - Continues - Elektra. Like the tragedy. Your parents must have had a sense of humor. Not really. Abby So when she sees all the cute guys who like me... just as friends, Dad... she accidentally spills poster paint all over my model of the Taj Mahal. So I put glue on her shoes. I got suspended for that, and then I got expelled for fighting. But that was way back in the day in... in, um... Baltimore. So, I was a little surprised to see you take the Wheelwright place. Not many renters this time of year. It's just for the month, for work. What do you do anyway? Oh, layoffs, payroll reduction. - That sort of thing. - Hmm. - Sounds boring. - Abby. No, it is boring. I like your acelet, by the way. Do you know what those are? Here. They're warrior beads. They're from Indonesia. Centuries ago, you had to be the best fighter in your village to earn them. Wow. I bought 'em off eBay. Is there a school here on the island? Uh, we're trying homeschooling for a while. I read at college level. And I'm doing alge a one on my own. She's a good student. It's the, uh, behavioral stuff that's been a problem. I have authority issues, and I don't take bullshit well. - Don't speak in that... - Hey, Abby! It's okay. Suddenly I got a teenager on my hands. - She's hard on herself. - You can tell, huh? - Most people think she's a slacker. - No, I shouldn't. Merry Christmas? Where's her mother? She died... a couple of years ago. Back in Baltimore? Yeah. Drunk driver. My mother died when I was young. I should go. - I have work. - Come on, it's early. Thanks for dinner. Exhales Hmm. Phone Ringing Phone Ringing - Sighs - Ringing Continues - Beeps - What? McCabe Good morning. You just got a delivery. - It's a double. - Which makes double the money. Yeah, that's why the big bucks. - What's the matter? - Nothing. Good. Then there'll be no problems. I'll call you when it's done. Breathing Heavily How's math going? How do you think it's going? What do you mean, you're not doing it? Not now or not ever? - Too many variables. Not enough background. - Background? E, they'll just send somebody else. - Screaming - Ship Horn Bellowing The storm we've been waiting... all... finally here. - It's moved into the Seattle-Tacoma area. - I'll get sandbags from the shed. You know, this is such a joke. They make it sound all exciting, but you know it's just rain. If you're not too busy, young lady, feel free to tape the windows. Now! Mark.! Can I talk to you? Can we talk inside? Yeah, sure. Elektra Grunts Hey, what's up? Can you go to your bedroom for a minute, Abby? I need to talk to your dad. Now! Go, Abby. - Who are you? Don't lie to me. - What? They won'tjust kill you. They'll kill Abby. - Damn it.! - Dad! Go! Run, Abby! Bathroom! Go! Go! Go! - Stay with Abby! - Okay. Gasps Screams - Elektra! - Abby! Speaking Japanese - No! - Grunts Ohh! Damn it. Get back! Get back! Go! Mark Go. There'll be more coming. What's coming next will be worse. Chattering In Japanese Speaking Japanese Speaking Japanese I believe Kirigi wishes to address the Council of the Hand. Venerable master... despite your delicacy and subtlety... you have failed to solve the problem of the Treasure. Huh! Master Roshi gave that task to me. - Yes, exactly. - And my men are taking care of it. Your men are dead! Killed by the female, Elektra, the gaijin. Bu... Your forces are an abomination! Master Roshi... the Hand cannot afford to lose the Treasure for another generation. So I humbly request you allow me this task. Perhaps with a little less delicacy... my forces will not be defeated by a mere woman. The task is yours. Complete it, and you will have proven yourself worthy ofleading this council. I will step aside. Gulps, Coughs Coughing Continues McCabe Oh, that's just great. The Hand. Of all people. So who's gonna help you out on this one, E? - Stick? - Just give me his location. Sure, no problem. I got it handled. Goddamn it. Slow Rock Sighs You're up, blind man. Double combo: Triple carom on the four-three-two-one-six with a bank massé. Uh, you don't need to call all your shots, pops. Just the first one. That is the first one. Whoa, whoa. Aw, you gotta be kidding me. Eight ball in the corner. - Blind, my ass. - Leave your money on the table. Here's a dollar, Abs. Go play some pinball. - Why do I always have to miss the good stuff? - Just go. Elektra. Same walk. Same perfume. They need your help. Over here. Dinging This is Mark Miller. Mark and his daughter, Abby, are being chased by the Hand... and they need your protection. I'm leaving them with you. The Hand is your business, not mine. And yet you saved their lives. Why? What did you imagine would happen next? I didn't really have time to think about it. Blind instinct. Then you and I are back where we started, Elektra. Did you ever ask why the Hand was after them? - They don't know. - Really? Mr. Miller doesn't know? I do know. The Hand wanted something he couldn't give. He tried to run. And what? They killed my wife, Abby's mom. There was no drunk driver. I lied. You're on your own. Why did you really save them, Elektra? Some kind of penance? A down payment on your sins? Has she told you what she actually does for a living, Mr. Miller? She saved my life and my daughter's. That's enough for me. Then you landed on the lucky side of the street. - Damn, you son of a bitch! - Because with most people... Well, Elektra... you haven't changed. What are we gonna do? Elektra? What are we gonna do? You gotta run. As far as you can, as fast as you can. South America. Africa. Change your name. Change your appearance. - You're not coming with us? - No. - I can't. - Why not? Isn't that part of your code or something? I don't have a code, Abby. - How are we supposed to defend ourselves? - We'll be okay, Abby. No, we won't. Wake up, Dad. We won't.! They're gonna hunt us down. Just like Mom. Breathing Heavily Get in the car. Get in the car! What's wrong? Squawks Shrieking She's down the street. Three blocks over in the parking lot. We need to kill the gaijin assassin first. Should we go now? Not here. Keep track of them. Country I'm a soccer mom. So, you, um... you really kill people for a living? Yeah. Why? It's what I'm good at. That's messed up. Yeah. Lowing Well, well, the reluctant assassin. Sorry to drag you into this, McCabe. Me too. Hi. I'm Abby. Hello, Abby. I'm wondering what you're doing here. There's plenty of room in the house. Go ahead and help yourselves to whatever you need. - Thank you. - You're welcome. You want to pull the trigger, or should I do it? Oh, E. You're crashin' on me, baby. I said you'd crash, and you are crashing. I just want to get 'em someplace safe, give 'em a chance. They're already dead, E. They got no chance. Don't go down with them. I'll need passports. - Scoffs - I'll need plane tickets. Sure. Throw in some season tickets to the Lakers. Go. Mark I don't want you to tell her anything. I hate lying. Why can't we tell her? - We don't know anything about her. - She saved us. Because she doesn't really know who you are. If she knew... - She's my friend. - Your friend? She's the only one I have. - And I do not want to die with... - You're not gonna die! Don't you ever say that again... ever. - Okay? - Yes. Sighs Girl Elektra? What's the matter? Is something wrong? They told me to change my appearance, so... No, it's... You look great. Thanks. Can you show me how to use those things, the, uh, salad tongs? - Sais. - Sais. They're not for you. I want to learn how to defend myself. They're offensive weapons. They're for killing. You use them. I don't want you to be like me. I do. Sighs Do you wanna learn something really, really difficult? Yeah. What? Come on. Now sit down. - Close your eyes. - What is this, yoga? - No, it's called kimagure. - Kimagure. It's more valuable than learning to use a weapon... because it allows you to see what's gonna happen before it happens. - That's intense. How do you do it? - Concentrate. Meditate. Let go of yourself and see everything around you. It's not easy. How long did it take you to master? I never actually finished my training. I only know enough to keep myself alive. But there are true masters like Stick who can use kimagure to ing back the dead. - Wow. - Close your eyes and eathe. Just sit quietly. Inhales Exhales, Inhales Shh! Exhales Makes Popping Sound - Yells - Screams Both Laughing How are you doing? We're still alive. Thank you. Oh, don't thank me, Mark. Please, you don't really know what I was doing. What you were doing there? Sure I do. You were there to kill us. I knew it as soon as you took the Wheelwright place. I'm not a good person to get involved with. I'm not asking for anything. I'm sorry. Yeah, I hated that. E, get back. Get back now.! - Bird Squawks - What happened? That bird's been hanging around here since late yesterday. They're here. - They're here. - Let's use the truck. - We won't make it. - But that's the best way. Trust me. There isn't time. Use the cellar. There's a tunnel. Take you out past the orchard to the trees. Head north. What about you? - Loads Gun - Shit. Let's go. - Be careful. - Keep 'em safe. Floor Creaking Pellets Hitting Ground - Holy... - Growls Don't tell me, the circus is in town, huh? I'll tell you what. You might as well kill me now, 'cause I ain't talking. Talking is not necessary. - Yells - But I accept the first half of your proposal. Gasping They're in the woods. Typhoid, Stone, Tattoo. Get Kinkou, head there now. Hurry. Slices Leaves Rustling Roars All Panting Hold up. Growling Just follow me. Just keep running. Get in there. Mark, come on. Go. Go. Animal Growling Twig Snaps Quietly Elektra. Groaning - Elektra! - Shh. - Yells - Screams Go! Run, Abby! Run! Animal Growling Go! Panting Growling Yelling Growling Growling - Growls - Yells Why didn't you tell me? - Elektra.! - Abby, no! Let me go! Bracelet Swishing Ah, you are the little treasure, aren't you? The war is over. The war has just begun. Move back, Abby. She is safe. Another day, old man. Wind Whistling You'll be fine. Rest now. - Whip Cracks - Gasps Don't look for your opponent. Know where he is. I'm blind, and I see more than any of you, because I don't look. Pounds Stick Twice You had no right to drag me into this, Stick. This whole war with the Hand, everything, it's all about her, isn't it? They call her the Treasure. She was a prodigy from four or five years old. Word got around fast. The Hand wanted her for themselves. They tried to steal her. - Her father spirited her away. - And you set this up... the contract, McCabe, all of this... you hired me to kill them. You're entitled to your opinion. A father and his daughter, Stick. You manipulated me. Did I? Was all this a test? Everything from the day you threw me out, has it all been a test? What if I had failed? Some lessons can't be taught, Elektra. They must be lived to be understood. When you came here, you were filled with anger. All the decency you once had, poisoned by violence and tragedy. This is not the way. This is not our way. You talk in riddles, old man. It keeps my students alert. I always knew your heart was pure. You simply needed to see it for yourself. What about Abby? As long as Kirigi is alive, she's only safe here. She has no choice. Chuckles Footsteps Approaching Two, three, four, five. One, two, three, four. Two, three, four. One... Still eaking and entering I see. Sorry. You'll need it. Keep practicing. I'm sorry I lied to you. Don't apologize. You did what you needed to do. I didn't wanna lie to you. Neither did my dad. It made me sick not telling you. Everybody lies, Abby. Nobody tells the truth about themselves. Including you. Especially me. - The layoffs and payroll reductions. - Like that. And the, uh, the counting. - Sorry? - O.C.D. I don't have O.C.D. I had it when I was a kid, but I haven't done that in years. You were just doing it. When you walk slow like that. What are you doing? Are you counting? Don't mock me. I'm still your superior. Maybe. Wanna find out? Clatters I'm gonna go find my dad. - Groans - Don't force it. You're forcing it. You'll be better than I am very soon. I'm just a kid. I don't wanna stay here. What do you want? To finish it, you and me. No help from Stick, no help from your father. Winner take all. And when I kill you, the little one is ours. And when you don't, she is free forever. - Agreed? - Agreed. We will meet where it all began. And it will end where it all began. For you, at least. Gate Squeaking Wind Whistling Hissing Clever girl. Rhythmic Pulse Kirigi We meet again. Now you'll remember. There's nothing you can do. So the balance tips to me. Abby Let her go.! Brave girl. You taught her well. Gasps But it's time for a new master. Is that what the blind man's been teaching you? Not good enough. But you'll learn to anticipate your opponent. - Abby... - I'm not leaving you. - You're a pain in the ass. - Just like you. Both One, two, three. Tattoo, the Treasure's here. Hisses Chittering Stay right behind me. Stay close, Abby. Snakes Chittering Elektra! Gasping Screams Screaming Hissing Nice trick. I've seen it before. Abby, where are you? - Elektra? - Not exactly. You know, I used to be the Treasure... and I don't like being replaced. So let's keep your death between you and me. Abby! Kirigi Enough. It ends now. Yells Yells I told you, there's nothing you can do. Grunts Whimpering, Coughing You're slipping, Elektra. Come on, let's go. Push, push, push. Father Let's go. Let's push, push, push, push.! Keep going, Elektra. Keep going. I'm just a kid. I don't wanna stay here. Elektra. Blows Don't worry, Elektra. I'll take good care ofher. Yells Labored Breathing Yelling Blows Abby. Damn it. Come on. Rhythmic Pulse Abby. Abby, listen to me. Listen to me. Stick's Voice I always knew your heart was pure. You simply needed to see it for yourself. Hey, warrior girl. Come here. Come here, Abby. Sobbing I just found you. Sobbing Gasps Hi. Thank you. Take good care of her. Sorry. Yeah, I hated that. So, what's next? Kirigi's gone. No one's after you. Back to school? - Go to the beach and get a tan. - And get ice cream. Laughs Oh. You gave me my life back. You gave me mine. Will I see you again? We'll find each other. Birds Chirping Please don't let her be like me. Why not? You didn't turn out so bad. I don't want it to be so hard for her. That's up to her. Anyway, your second life's never really like your first, is it? Sometimes... it's even better. Slow Rock Continues Continues Ends Slow Rock Continues Continues Continues Ends Slow Rock Continues Continues Continues Continues Ends

I won't let anyone come between us anymore... Are they recording? Help! Cigarette? Light? I don't believe the dream I just had. I was in a forest, running barefoot. I was hurt, and I was being followed by somebody, and, well... the more I ran, the more I could sense him coming closer. Who was the guy stalking you? It wasn't a guy. It was me. That's the weirdest part. It was me running after me. Can't you have normal dreams like everyone else? No. Being like everyone else is an awful bore! We should've stayed home and not gone out last night. I'm exhausted. Take a rest. I'll wake you when we get there. - Yeah, very funny! - I'll drive, if you like. I'll drive, if you like. Come on. It was late, and I felt tired. Felt tired, huh? You were dead drunk! Well, it was your fault for dumping me for three hours and disappearing with God knows who! I hope at least that he was worth it. I'll say! Unbelievable! - Bitch! - Bastard! Maneater! - Bad lay! - Anybody's! Cheap hooker! Are there any cool places to go in the country? Well, there's a town hall, but that's about it. If I had to live here all year round, I think I'd shoot myself. It's another kind of rhythm. It's different. Besides, we didn't come here to go partying. We're here to study. Remember? - Hey, we're not deaf! - Chill out Marie, will you! C'mon Hendrix, run! C'mon, faster Hendrix, faster! Don't be so lazy. C'mon... that's it. - C'mon, faster! Hurry up, Hendrix! - Tom... stop shouting for a minute. You're giving me a head ache! How long do we have to wait for Alex? She'll be here after you've had your bath. No, because Alex has never seen this cowboy suit. Tom, go and have your bath, and then you can put your cowboy suit back on again. Okay? Come on, Hendrix... Yeah, like that. Go on, yeah. Keep going. Yeah, faster. Don't stop! Keep going! Look at me! Look at me! Marie, watch the road, will you! You've still got some makeup on, y'know. Are you sure it's this way? Of course I'm sure. In fifty meters, you go right at the corn field. There it is. Turn right, and then go straight for four kilometers. You really have to know your way around. Nobody takes this road except for tractors. Four kilometers of this, and it's good-bye car. No, we're both used to it. You can't act that way when ever a guy tries to talk to you. - I don't act that way with everyone. - Come off it, Marie. It's always the same story, and you know it. - Stop! - What's wrong? I saw someone! That's not funny, Alex! No, I'm not kidding. I saw someone. I swear. Stop screwing around like that, will you! Alex, come back here, please! Alex! Damn it! Alex! Alex! If this is a joke, I'll make you regret it! Alex, where are you? Alex, where are you? I'll get you for this, damn it! If you think you're being funny, you've got another thing coming! Alex! Stop, you bitch, Alex! Alex! Come back bitch, right now! Come back! Come on! I'm sick of your little game! Enough is enough! God damn you! What if I had left you out here? Yeah, very funny! You scared the hell out of me! Go on, laugh your head off! - Very funny! - Where's your sense of humor, Marie? Here we are. Okay, now I know why you passed your exams so easily. If you spend all your weekends up here, there's not much else to do except study! Men det är lungt och skönt. Man kan höra tĺgen som gĺr förbi, det är det. Easy Hendrix, - How are you? - Hello dad. Don't worry. He doesn't bite. You talking about me or the dog? Marie, this is my father. Pop, Marie. Nice to meet you. So, I finally see you in person and not just in a photo. - Photo? - You know, the one I took in Spain. Yes, it's on the fireplace. You're already part of the furniture. And this is Tom. Hi cowboy. - Are you happy to see me, pardner? - That's all he's been talking about. He insisted on staying up and waiting for you. And your mother's been worrying all day, of course. Mom always worries for nothing. I think she left you something in the oven. But I told her we'd manage and not to bother. She didn't know if you'd have time to eat on the way. Oh, that's mom! I'll put Tom Thumb to bed and show Marie her room. Right. I'll leave you then. I have some work to finish. - G'night. Sleep well. - See you tomorrow. - Good night, sir. - Sweet dreams. Did your dad build this place? Not really. It was an old farm that he renovated. There are lots of them in the region. Most of them are ruins. It's a pity. They've lived here for five years now. Did they have problems with the neighbours? With the local yokels? Well, at first, they took my folks for a couple of hippies who came to make goat cheese, but now it's fine. Well, that's my room. There. This way now. My parents' room's on the right. Tom's room is there. I'll put him to bed first. There. You're all tucked in. Mommy? Alexis, is that you? That's my mother. Go on. I'll be right up. Hi mom. Is your friend all settled in? Show her where the blankets are. If she needs towels, there are clean ones in the closet. Don't worry. She has everything she needs. Good night, darling. 'Night mom. Your own private bathroom. Great, huh? The heating is electric. Should I turn it on? No, I can do it if I get cold. Well, what do you think? It's like a doll's house... very pretty. The problem is he's got a girl friend he doesn't seem to want to split up with. Why are you so interested then? Someone who's taken can't be all that bad. I'm always suspicious of guys who are free. Here. - Want some more? - No thanks. Well, I think it's too easy to be a womanizer when you're already taken. Well, you may be right. I don't know. Maybe I'm just trying to convince myself. Maybe he doesn't like me at all. - What's his girlfriend like? - She's Brazilian. They've been together for three months. What's he doing with a Brazilian woman? What, is he into exoticism or something. Anyway, I've gotta get a suntan fast and firm up my ass a little too! You should see the way she's built! If you do salsa, I'll go with you. Don't get them excited or they'll keep us up all night chirping! Hey, what about you? When are you finally gonna try your luck? Don't start with that. You're gonna end up an old maid, Marie. I'm not hot enough to trot like you. No, you're scared, that's all. Well, I'm gonna have a smoke outside. How about you? No, I'm going to bed. I'm wiped out. Don't stay up too late. I'll wake you at nine, ok? What's the game plan? We'll start with international law. - Okay? - Okay. - Good night Alex. - Good night. Hey Alex... I'm glad that I finally met your family. C'mon Hendrix. Come on, come on, come on Hendrix. That's it, come on. G'night Hendrix. Okay, I'm coming. Who can that be? Hendrix, quiet down. Who is it? What do you want? What's the matter, mommy? Nothing darling. Go back to your room, dear. But what was that noise? Tom, do as I say right now. Go on, go back to your room. Daniel? Daniel? ...Daniel? Shit, it's the TV plug! What am I? What am I gonna do? Why? Why? Why? Alex... Alex... Alex... Wait a second! It won't come off! Wait! Wait! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Try to calm down, Alex. If he wanted to kill you, he'd have done it already. Right? Now listen to me, Alex, listen. Listen to me. Listen to me Alex, for Christ's sake! Tell me where I can find a telephone! In the kitchen? In the kitchen? Answer me, Alex! I can't do anything alone! I need you! I'll be back. I'll be back, Alex. I'll be back. I have to see if someone is in the house. I don't believe it! The phone's been cut. I'm gonna get you out of here! You'll see... you'll see... Not so loud! He'll hear us! Don't ruin our only chance. Come on. Alex... we're gonna get out of this. I promise you. Even if we have to fight it out, we're gonna make it! The others were alone! There are TWO of us! It's gonna work! It's got to! Just a little more... Alex, I got it open! We're in a gas station. This could be our only chance. The knife... This is for if I don't come back. - Miss, what is it? - Call the police! It's an emergency! What? Miss, wait! Hey Jimmy... - How are ya? - Fine. All alone tonight? Uh weekends are slow around here. Yeah, I'm all alone. So then, everyone took off and left the shop to you, huh? Yeah, that's about it. This place isn't bad for inging a girl at night, huh Jimmy? Don't tell me you never did it. My boss wouldn't keep me on for two minutes if I ought someone here. I'll bet you've got all kinds of real fancy ladies stopping here and I'll also bet they ask you for a little service while they're here. You get 'em all excited. Ain't that right, Jimmy? Well, yeah, I guess so. What do ya think, Jimmy? Y'like 'em? Well, they look real good on you. - They protect you? - From what? From the sun, Jimmy... from the sun. Yeah, well, they're sunglasses so they protect your eyes, sure. What do I owe ya? Just for the gas, that makes twenty eight. - Y'want the glasses? - No, I'm not convinced, but what I could use is some booze, so how about selling me a bottle of J and B? - I'd rather have a bottle of Campbell's. - Sure. Actually, I'm not allowed to sell alcohol at this hour. You promise not to tell the boss? I promise. What were you lookin' at, huh Jimmy? What were you lookin' at? Oh, somebody answer for Christ's sakes! Answer! State Police here. Hello? Hello, police? Oh I beg of you, help me! Okay, calm down and tell me what the problem is. The Sorals, they have a farm near Puyanne. I'm a friend of their daughter, Alexis. This guy oke in during the night. He oke in and he murdered everyone! He took my friend away in a pickup truck, and I'm really afraid for her. He just killed the gas station guy. - Gas station? - Yes. - You're in a gas station? - Yes. Which gas station? Hold on. I'll have a look. I don't know what station. I was in his pickup truck. All I know is it's a very old pickup, own, old and rusty. Did you get the vehicle's plate number? How could I get the number? I told you I was inside the truck! Do you realize how many pickup trucks there are on the road? Without a plate number... Jesus, an old pickup truck on a country road at this time of night shouldn't be that hard to spot, huh?! Calm down please, ma'm, and tell me where you are. Listen, this son of a bitch just took off with her. If you don't send someone right now, she'll never make it! I understand, but we can't help you if we don't know where you are. And d'you think if I burn this god damn gas station down, maybe you can locate it, huh?! The keys... they keys... Where does the murdering son of a bitch live? Shit! Damn it. Where did you go? Why do ya care so much about Alex? She turns you on, huh? She does the same thing to me. She turns me on too. The lights are all out. It looks shut down for the night. Better have a look. Go around the back, Fred. - And be careful, huh? - Right, Captain. Captain, the back door is locked. We've gotta... You better call headquarters. This is patrol car two-fourteen calling. We've got a murder victim here. Patrol car two-fourteen here, headquarters. We've got ourselves a murder victim. Oh my God! It's me, Alex. It's me. It's all over. Ok. There... there. Don't touch me, you hear? Don't touch me I said! It's all over. He's dead, Alex. He's dead. It's over. What are you saying? - He's dead. - You don't make any sense! - Get away! - It's all over, - Alex, all over. Alex... - Get out! It's over, Alex. I killed him. Don't you. Alex... ...please calm down. He's... - Get away from me! Don't come near me! Come on Alex, come. It's all over now. He can never do anything to you again. Come... You mad bitch! - I'm gonna cut your head into pieces! - It's me, It's me, Marie, your friend. I'm on your side! I killed him, Alex. It's finished. He's dead. You murdered my whole family! You murdered my whole family! You don't know what you're saying. There was nothing I could do to save them. There was just you... Alex, everything is gonna be okay from now on. Please, you've got to trust me, Alex. Easy no... You'll pay for this, you little bitch, you hear?!! I'm gonna take care of you, Alex! I'm gonna take care of you, Alex! Help me... help me... help me! Go on, go! Hurry! - What's going on? - Hurry up! Go go! Go on! Go on! - Hurry, hurry! Faster! - What the hell is... Faster, faster, faster! Come on. I'll tear your head off! See what I got... So, you wanna drive me crazy, you god damn bitch, huh? Do ya love me? Do ya love me? You don't love me, do ya? Y'don't love me, huh? You don't love me? - You don't love me? - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes I love you! Yes, I do love you! I love you! Nobody will come between us ever again, Alex! Never again. I won't let anyone come between us anymore... Are you sure she can't see me?

We are calling to varify a soldier killer in action. Yes, you will be contacted right away. Who was in charge of No. 238 Jin Seok Lee? Jin Seok Lee? It was me. Why? I checked the hole and pictures of the scene. Killed In Action... He's not listed in the Missing In Action list either. Did you try the Army Recruitment list? Jin Seok Lee... Army Recruitment List... Alive? Grandpa, grandpa. You have a call. It's from the Army. Hello? Hello, sir. I'm from the Korea War Excavation Team. We wanted to varify a person we found while excavating. Yes... Are you Jin Seok Lee from the 12th infantry who participated in the battle of Doom Il Yung? Yes, yes I am. We found a remain with the same name of Jin Seok Lee. Oh, really? I'm Jin Seok Lee. Isn't it Jin Tae Lee that you found? No. We're positive it's Jin Seok Lee. We just wanted to double check. We apologize for the inconviniece. It seems that the name was ommited from our list or may have just made an error in our part. What did they say? Wasn't it about your other? I thought because they said that they were from the military that they found your other. Grandpa, should I help with the garden? I need you to drive somewhere with me. I tried to stop him but he wouldn't listen. Of course, I'm driving. Don't worry, mom. Mom's very worried. The is a rough mountain road and your leg isn't well. I'll call her later. You went to look for your other last year in Yong Byong and you were very exhausted. Yes, you're right. You go on and pull out the car. O.K. Do you have your ID with you? They'll probably check you when we get there. Yes, drivers license, student ID, citizen ID, I have everything so don't worry. Ok, Ok. Grandpa, you're not wearing sneakers, are you? I'll shine your shoes for you. 1950, June, Seoul Shoe shine! Shoe shine! Shoe shine! Shoe shine! Shoe shine... Shoe shine... Shoe shine. Shoe shine. Shoe shine! That middle one there is made with Italian leather that just came in. Looks nice. It's really nicely made. Heels are high and nicely sewed. But I like low heels better. It looks more comfortable. Really? But you'll make much better shoes than that. I still have a long way to go. In a few years, imagining you making shoes in a shop like this makes me feel so proud of you. You shouldn't have. It's too expensive. You always wanted one, right? Looks great! Thanks... Hey! Ice cream! Give me one big one. There are two of you, why not 2? Just give me one. O.K. Let's see, nicely frozen... Here. You don't have to... Go on. What about you? My teeth will hurt so I don't want it. How much? 2 won. Thank you. Sell a lot. - You take the first bite. - I'm OK. - Have a bite. - I said you eat it. Here, bite it. The trolly! Shoe shine! Jin Seok, where are you going? I have to go home. I did all my studies. I'll teach them to you tomorrow. You have to teach me tomorrow. OK? Mom. What are you still doing? Can't you see? We still have customers. How are you, Jin Seok? Hi. Hold on! I'll put some in a bowl. It's alright. I told you not to wipe on your shirt. Come here. Hey, I'm alright. - I said come here. - I said I'm alright! Thank you. Good bye. Where did you get this wheat? Oh, that? They said if I joined some group I'll get some. Really? What group gives 2 sacks of wheat just for signing up? If I knew it sooner I could have taken mother, too. There are no free lunches. Don't worry so much. Let's hurry. Dad must be hungry. Hey, stop it! Dad, Jin Seok got 1st in his exam again at school. Isn't he great? Jin Seok will do all the things you wanted to do. Please help him get into Seoul Univerisity next year... and watch over his health. Last spring was terrible. It wasn't that bad, dad. I'm fine now. Mom says come in and pay your respects. Dad, you know Young Shin, right? Young Shin and Jin Tae will marry in the fall. Mom's already worried and feels sorry that her daughter-in-law may have hard times. I'm sure you would have liked her if you were here. Mom, kids must be hungry. Jin Seok, let's clean up. Go and help mom. OK. Open the top. Alright. There you go again. Use this from now on. I made it from an old dress. And don't lose it. Young Min, what was most tasty today? I liked meat. I liked cookies. I liked dried persimon. After we finish dinner, let's go to the stream. It's too late to go. We have to go home and sleep soon. It's Sunday tomorrow and no school. And it's too hot to sleep. - Come on... let's go. - Where? You look so happy. I wish everyday was like today. Yes, I know Jin Tae is like this on the outside, but I know that he's very kind deep inside. It's ok, mom, let's go. No, I don't want to! Why are you cutting it off? I think high heels are much cooler. Wow, it really looks like a shoe from the store. Are you going to sell it? Why? If I sell it, will you buy it? If the price is right, why not? You think that just anyone can wear these fancy shoes? Your toes will laugh at you. Can you tell me why this word is spelled this way? I told you not to ask me these kinds of questions! You don't even know this? It's a second grader question. Just go and shine shoes. Forget it! Oh, hi Jin Seok. You're going to tutor me, right? Jin Seok, you're still here? Didn't you hear the news? War oke out. This early morning, North Koreans passed the 38th parallel and attacked... What is all this? Are you moving? Can't you see? These are the things we need. I said just take food and clothes. I won't ask you to carry them so don't worry. You think uncle's house is just around the corner? Put them back. Leave them alone! I'm taking them. How are you going to take them all? I'm going to take them! I'll take every single one of them! Don't be stupid! I'm taking them! I said I'm taking them! I said we'll come back soon. You think all will turn out the way you think? We don't even know when we'll be able to come back. Noodle business was just about to get better... We're going to lose our business spot too. What about all the kimchee and the soy sauce? And what about the potatoes we just planted? They'll all still be here so don't worry. What if you get drafted to the military? What are they going to do with someone like me? We'd better hurry. Most have left already and the refugees are packed everywhere. Hurry, Young Ja. Let's go. Mother. She said not to get separated so watch the kids well. Put Young Min up here. Young Min, get up there. Hold on tight. Wait here for us. We'll be back. Jin Seok, let's go. Jin Seok. Hold hands tight! Young-ja! Dae-gu, July 1950 What the hell is that train sitting over there for? I told you trains for civilians are not running! Where's a pharmacy? I don't know Let's go to the war front And destroy the communists! We must protect our country! I think we have to give up the train - What about that one? - It's leaving for the front - Is Jin-tae back? - Not yet Jin-tae will ing you some medicine in a minute Salute! Excuse us, but we're on official business Men between 18 and 30 step forward Between 18 and 30! It's nothing serious Just step forward - What's going on? - It's nothing serious, don't worry - What year were you born? - I was born in 1921 Step forward then It will be over soon so please cooperate Between 18 and 30! How old are you? - Ei... eighteen - Step forward - What's going on? - And also people at the back... step forward - Men between 18 and 30 - Don't go You don't need to follow their orders Don't worry, It's just some questions, I guess - It's going to be okay - Come on, let's go Everything will be fine I'm still a student - I'll be fine - No, Jin-seok! You aren't allowed to go - Jin-seok! - No, Jin-seok! To position! - Salute! - Student soldier Loyalty! Back to position! Don't worry It's going to be Okay Give this to Young-min - What happened? - Jin-seok... What happened to Jin-seok? The soldiers took him with all the young men he's not back yet Jin-tae! - We'll go - We'll fight We'll win! - Student soldier! - Student soldier! - Volunteer soldier! - Volunteer soldier! Brave volunteer student soldiers long live Korea but now ave soldiers Where are you going? I'm looking for my other You're not permitted in here You'll have to leave - Jin-seok! Jin-seok! - Stop right there! Jin-tae! Let's go! This isn't the train to uncle's house We're leaving soon Sit down My other got on the wrong train We're getting off I said sit down You must be mistaken We're refugees not soldiers You've just been drafted, too Then who's gonna look after my mother? You? Sit down! That is an order You order your soldiers We are leaving I told you to sit down! You must be mistaken Why can't you understand Jin-seok get off now! Jin-seok go, now! Stay still! Jin-tae! Jin-tae! Jin-tae! My other has a problem with his heart He can't even run Tell that at the training camp Only those without arms or legs or who can't talk or hear At war, they're called patients Jin-seok, Jin-tae! Jin-tae! What are you doing, you bastard! Mom! - Mom! - Mom Jin-seok, Jin-tae! Mom, Young-shin! - Jin-tae! - Mom, here, here! Mom! Mom, here! - Jin-seok! - Here, here! - Jin-seok! - Mom! Mom, here! Mom! Go to uncle's home first We will meet you later I'll take care of Jin-seok Don't worry! - What happened to your face? - Take care of mom Don't worry about us You take care of yourselves You must come home! You must come home! Jin-tae... Mom! Mom! Jin-tae! Jin-seok! Mom! Hey, help me Fucking bastards! Pour that all over! You communist dogs... I should have burn them to death Fucking bastards... - KANG Yong-jin! - Yes sir! - KIM Ki-tae - Yes, sir! - LEE Jin-seok! - Yes, sir! Excuse me, sir - May I have a word with you sir? - Go ahead This is my younger other Please let us stay close He's just a student and knows nothing about war I'll teach him Please Alright Here, Nakdong River is our last line of defense If this place is taken the next is Busan, and then... we've got nowhere to go but into the sea If you retreat I'll kill you myself This is where we live or die Write your wills and whatever you wanna leave put it in here, Got it? - Attention, salute! - Sir! Damn young punk What does he know about death and wills? Okay, let's say hello - I am GO Yong-man - I am LEE Jin-tae Let me ask you something Are you two related? - He's my older other - You're others? Damn! I thought they were only supposed to take one per family! Who's going to carry on the family name? Is the country going to? Those bastards Forget the will! Forget it! You never know when the next meal will come Eat this shit Just call me Uncle Yang He's the eldest in our platoon He's a self-proclaimed fortuneteller but he's never right Welcome Don't ever take your helmet off Many get their heads blown off while sleeping I'm Sergeant LEEM I hate anything red especially the reds! I am Tae-soo, I escaped from North Korea But don't mistake me as a commie I'm Seung-chul I was a student but I volunteered to fight Say 'Hello', PFC Jo Whatever for, We'll all be dead soon anyway - I'm PFC Jo - I am Yong-goo Just call me radio man I am KIM Cheol-soo I go by Ban They are asking me to fight, eating this? No water or soup at all? And mine's so damn small! You don't want it? Give it to me Eat it Jin-seok! Jin-seok, are you okay? Jin-seok, you okay? Stay right there Stay put Jin-tae I told you to stay there! Jin-seok, Jin-seok! Hang on, Jin-seok! Please keep eathing! Jin-seok, You can do it Jin-seok, eathe in! Now eathe out More, more! Spit it out! Now eathe in! Jin-seok, You can do it Deeper, deeper, Jin-seok! You're okay! Okay, okay You're fine Please send my other to the hospital I'll blow up their tanks or ing you their commanders I'll even carry a bomb - into their camp - There is one with an epileptic Another has pulmonary tuberculosis One in 3rd platoon has rheumatism Another with heart disease And one with pulmonary tuberculosis Need more? Should I send them all? Who'll fight then? Life and death crosses here every second If you do what you've said and I can even send your other home! I'll do whatever I can do if I can send him home That's the spirit we need You have to give to your country before asking for something Just for your information it's been done before There, a father and son were in the same unit who could send his son home Wanna know how? Wills are for dying people You've got to be strong I wish all this would just be a dream I want to wake up in my room I'd tell you about this over eakfast I would tell you that I had a strange dream Then I would go to school and you and mom would go to work Don't worry We will be just fine Urgent call from the battalion bunker, sir! What is it? The 2nd and 3rd have lost their positions Damn it! - Wake them up! - Yes, sir! Everybody, wake up! Everybody up! Up! Area 721 and area 734 have fallen into the enemy's hands Additionally, our supply route has been cut off This means we're isolated Remove all the rocks They're shrapnel waiting to happen Area 731 and 732 are gone We're next! The bastards are gonna hit us hard, like dogs There won't be anyone left to bury us Let the commies come! I'll kill everyone I can! Attention! Sergeant HUH, KOH Yong-man LIM Tae-soo, KANG Hyo-Yul YANG, JANG, LEE Seung-chul Get armed and come with me What's going on? There's an order to plant mines on the defense line Shit, that's right under their noses So what? I have to go there? I'm going, too Yong-man is out Jin-tae is going, instead Rest of you get back to what you were doing Yes, sir! - Damn, I always get the shit - Jin-tae! - Jin-tae! - Hurry up! Those commies will take over anytime They slaughter the families of soldiers and cops That's why we've got to win this war! If we lose, the commies will kill us all! Win to live Win how? Eating mud? Get back to work! Aimed fire! Hide yourselves quick! - Get down! - Seung-chul! Don't move! Be careful of the land mine Seung-chul! Yang and I will go get him! Cover us! Seung-chul, hang on hang on there! I'll be there soon so don't move! Crazy bastards, don't shoot don't shoot! The kid's gonna die! We have to go quick! Let's go! Where's private LEE you bastard! I don't know sergeant - Jin-tae! - Only a few left Let's finish them! Jin-tae! No, retreat! Now! Jin-tae! Are you out of your mind? Hey! LEE Jin-tae Quick, you bastard He was shot in the stomach and on his leg Hold on - Hurry up! - Hold him tight! Hold tight, you bastard Take it easy Seung-chul! We must take him to the hospital Hey, you bastard! There's no way to carry him out! Sew him up right now! - Hurry up - Sew him up! - What should I do with this? - Hold on, bastard! You okay? LEE Jin-tae I'll kill you if you do that again I mean it One more minute he would have died Got it? Why the hell did you go for that mission? Tell me You weren't on the list but you volunteered for it Why is that? I don't understand why you did that Just forget it What if it was you laying there with your guts open! Promise me you won't do that again Promise! Alright All I need is just water Why the hell are they playing that music? They know we're isolated They're gonna drive us crazy Remember the ice cream? It was so good Back home, you can eat it till your teeth go numb I wonder what mom and Young-shin are doing... I bet... Mom is really worried about us Uncle would be taking good care of them I miss them all Young-guk, Young-ja Young-min... I should've... set the dog free - Seung-chul - What's wrong? Okay there? Make him lie down Uncle Yang... my stomach hurts Don't worry You'll be okay Where's my leg? You call yourself doctor? Don't see the maggots? What are you good for? Food? Why no more? Damn! It's about time! Give us more! Stop, you bastards! My ears are exploding! Are you gonna make us go through hell? You want to give up Nak-dong River? Seung-chul! Seung-chul Put it down Seung-chul Why couldn't you wait just a little longer? Dismiss - Go back to the trench - Shit! We're going to die here like dogs? Starve to death or shot to death Who says we're gonna die? They haven't given us food or water for days! We'll die an honorable death Soldiers are human, too! What's the honor when starving to death? - Shut up! - You crazy bastard You'd go to them for a piece of ead It's better than starving to death Okay then, go on! Go join the commies I'll kill you before you get there Surrendering is better than starving to death like animals! Who gives a shit who wins! Is that ideology important enough to kill each other over? You finished? This is totally different from our fight against Japan! You damn communist! Fuck, give back your badge! You crazy fuck! Stop it, son of a bitch - Let go, let go! - You son of a bitch! Stop it, son of a bitch Okay, let's die, you bastard today, okay? We're gonna die anyway - Die, fucking bastard! - Take it easy! The communists slaughtered - his entire family - I didn't do it! This ain't circus! Go back to the bunker! This is it? Let's attack them We're so weak we can - barely lift our guns - One more day and we'll be eating corpses Or surrender to the commies They wouldn't expect us to attack them We've got nothing to lose haven't we? Let's go in and wipe them out I will fight! I will, too! I will follow too - I will go too - I will go along - I will go - Hey, count me in - I'll go too - Me too One mistake can - kill us all - Let's go and kill 'em all! Sir! I don't understand why I'm out of the mission You're not qualified I am! Let me join them! - I have to be with my other - It's too late I'm begging you, I want to fight with others Your other begged me to sit you out and now you wanna go? What are you risking your life for? - You need a medal, too? - What medal, sir? Attack! Attack! Fucking bastard! Fuck, kill 'em all! Die all of you... die! Please... don't kill me I'm only 15 I just got drafted Please don't kill me Please... Die...

I thought we were gonna play ball. Come on. Come on! Stay, Bo-jay Hey, Mr Higgins. Did you see something come down ten minutes ago? Yeah. It's in the clearing. It's really incredible. Come on, you have to come see it. It's just through here. - Sam. Great to see you. How are you? - Mr Jarvis. This is Dr Sefton. - Mary. Hi. - Sam. Hi. - What the hell's he doing here? - This is important, Sam. - Sorry about the short notice. - No problem. They have their IDs? So I'm a Cavanaugh now. We're tourists. If anyone asks, I'm Charles Cavanaugh. Dr Sefton is your sister. My sister? Of whom you are extremely fond in a clean-cut, healthy, all-American way. - Where's my sister been all my life? - Dr Sefton is on loan from NASA. Jarvis, get the trunk for me, will you? Since when did the office start drafting civilians? All you need to know is that in the scheme of things, she is much more valuable to us than you are. I take it you're as valuable as ever? Naturally. So if you two are being shot at, which bullet do I take? You must try for both, of course. What's so important to draw you out of your office and into the field? Something unusual was reported entering our atmosphere last night. One of our Keyhole satellites picked this up. - You wanna give me a hint? - See the little blur, top left? Yeah. The analysts speculate that's where the UFO may have landed. - That's all we have? - We immediately sent in two agents. Deitman and Truly. They have not reported back and we have not been able to contact them. Peripheral reports? The usual ground sightings. Reports of a landing. Then a local TV station sent in a mobile unit to do a spot-cast. And they reported that indeed a UFO had landed. An hour later they changed their tune. Claimed it was a hoax. A fraud perpetrated by a couple of farm boys who built this spaceship. Nice sign. - You go ahead. I'll catch up. - OK. Tell me, Mary, what exactly do you do for NASA? - My speciality's exobiology. - Exobiology? It's the study of what alien life forms might be like. You make a living at that? Seems it'd be mostly guesswork. We used to joke in school that ours was the only science without a subject matter. So you people are with the office of scientific intelligence. Till two days ago I hadn't heard of it. You wouldn't have. Our existence isn't public knowledge. Eisenhower started O-SCI back in '59. We're an offshoot of the CIA, but the old man runs it like his own private dictatorship. - Pay for this, will you, Sam? - Sure, Charles. Three for the... flying saucer. What do you hear, Sam? No birds. Right. No birds. Care to see inside, sir? Only a buck more. That's a bargain. Let's have a look, shall we? Sure. Hi. Let's see... Three dollars. There you go. How much have you made so far? About $320. I'll go first. Thanks. Could you help me here? Thanks. Thank you. Let's go, lady. I'm trying to run a business here. It doesn't look safe. It is. We've been taking people through all day. She balked at the Pirates of the Caribbean. Come on. Keep the money, guys. We're running late. Come on. Come on. Thanks, guys. - Well, Charles? - Wait a minute. Couldn't see anything, but there was definitely something strange going on. What about the burn marks? The burn marks were real. Something landed there, but not that thing. Why that thing? Why the cover-up? Go on, Mary. There was something odd about those boys. And the men. What, precisely? I know this doesn't necessarily qualify as scientific evidence, but a woman is used to a certain response from men, and from those boys I didn't even get the automatic... When I was introduced to Sam, he did this. I did not do that. Based on what I was doing with my blouse, they should have tried to look down my top... Wouldn't have had to try very hard. We'll go to the TV station that oadcast those conflicting reports. Try something and let me know if you get the same reaction. - Yes. - Let's go. - I did that when we first met? - You're still doing it. - Stay by the car. - I'll keep it up there and wait. That's fine. The FCC does not take misrepresentation lightly, Mr Barnes. We made an explanation over the air. What else do you want? We fell victim to a practical joke. It was a mistake. We're only human, after all. Damn. Could I borrow your pen? Well, I've seen the site. I find it difficult to imagine that a couple of farm boys could have pulled off a hoax like that on their own. Are you implying that my station was in on it? Be realistic. Hold it! He's still moving. - My God! - Well, well, well. - What the hell is that? - Our visitor, I presume. Careful. No! Sam! I want to take it back. Give me that case. Thank you for your cooperation, Mr Barnes. We will be in touch with you as soon as I complete the investigation. They're on their way right now. Let's go, Sam. Sorry. This way. Billy, they're coming through. Stop them, Billy. ... you can stay calm, those around you will react... Especially if you have children. Once... Could I see some ID, please, sir? Sam, you drive. Jarvis, get in the car. Get away from the car, officer. Get in the car. He's on the car, Sam! Get out! - Get out. - Get him off! Get him off. It's the kid from the spaceship. - Get him off the car. - Jarvis, help him. My God. - Sam. You all right? - Yeah, I'm all right. Make sure Langley understands we must stop this before it spreads. I want that town sealed up completely. Put up perimeter roadblocks... Not local police. They have been compromised. Right? The troops you send in must put up a challenge at 100 yards and shoot anyone who comes closer than 50 yards. Get Holland to take a hazard response team and investigate the landing site. There is no time to waste... - Thanks. - Sure. We should exercise extreme caution. It wasn't supposed to happen like this. What wasn't? First contact. What did you expect? ET? No, but it would have been nice. I never liked that little troll. He's in his element. He's only really happy during a crisis. Yeah. Alive. A little tense between you two? Yeah, well, he's my father. This is incredible. - Graves. - Quite incredible. Plenty of time for amazement later. Right now I need facts. OK, here's one. It's dead. Are you sure? No body heat, no electrical activity and no movement. If we vented the chamber, it'd be pretty ripe in there. We gave it quite a jolt of electrical current. Probably vascular collapse, although most parasites, when separated... Dr Sefton will define what we're dealing with. Right. How do you want to handle this? We need to know how the creature interfaces with our nervous system. We should split into teams, each focusing on a different aspect of the alien. Biochemistry, physiology, reproduction. - Endocrinology... - Wait a minute. What we need to know is who we're fighting and how to fight them. Is that clear to both of you? It's one o'clock. In two hours I'm calling a meeting at the office. Make sure you have something for me by then. Brad, cover. OK, Jim, tape this. And get a water sample. I'll be damned. - Do you want me to wait? - No. I'll check you out later. - Any trouble in Iowa? - Not like you people had. I heard you had to take a couple of people out. These weren't people any more. You shoot, they just keep on coming. Any word on Deitman and Truly? - Has anyone told their wives yet? - Not yet. So what are we looking at here? It seemed something organic had eaten its way into the earth below the water table. Now, whatever was hiding in that fake saucer was moved. A hole filled with water was left. What's your guess? How many of those things could have been in that hole? Based on the size of the cavity, could have been thousands. I don't know if this counts for anything, but... that kid said 320 people had gone through that ship about 11 hours ago. What's the population of Am ose? 10,001. - All right, Mary, let's go. - OK. Please keep in mind we were a little rushed. Here's the creature, with an incision along its ventral surface. The first thing that stands out is the complexity of its neo-cortex. In a human, ain tissue accounts for about 5 of total body mass. But in this creature, and here's the ain tissue, it accounts for about 60 . This black tentacle, which we saw jet across Barnes's office, contains a probe. An interface between the creature and its host. The probe penetrates the ain while these hooks here and here lock into the spinal column. Together they override the human nervous system. Wait. Are you saying that these slugs are using us like puppets? Exactly. You didn't mention whether the creature has eyes. Does it? We haven't been able to locate any sensory organs. Anything else? We found human DNA and protein inside the creature. They're able to adapt to whichever life form they're riding on. We eathe oxygen so they eathe oxygen. The two systems merge. Can't we exploit this potential weakness? What affects the host might also affect the parasite. We must find something they're vulnerable to and we're not. The people being ridden seemed stronger than normal. We think they boost adrenaline production into their host. Like injecting nitro into a car's fuel line. The car will run faster but the engine will burn out sooner. It's really quite a remarkable organism. Much more efficient than anything on earth. Look how elegant the cartilaginous structure is. Incredible. It doesn't use haemoglobin in oxygen transport. It uses a chlorophyll derivative. Jeez, Graves. He sounds like he wants to fuck the thing. Shut up, Holland. Dr Sefton, do you have any idea how we should proceed? This was a preliminary postmortem... When did you quit smoking? - Must have left them in the car. - Stop him! Jesus. He's got one on him! Security! Alex, go upstairs! Secure the exit. Bonnie, call 334, main gate. - Come on, upstairs. - Main gate. Alex! - Where is it? - I don't know. - Harris, get a medic. - Right. - Sam? - We got him. I guess that thing jumped onto whoever it ran into. Put your gun down, Sam. Slowly. Take off your shirt. Thank you. Well, let's find it. Search everybody. Right, everyone's accounted for. - One of the aliens... - This was on Jarvis. It contains every emergency contingency we've drawn up since '59. One of the alien life forms is loose in the building. We have to presume that it's riding on the back of one of us. Sam, show them your back. Sam is clean. Holland. Gorman. Miss Haines. Everybody. Miss Haines. Everybody. What about you, sir? Yeah, she's right. You're not exempt. Stop her! Gannet, Beasley, come on! Miss Haines! Miss Haines! Come back here! Let go of me! - They're down in the kitchen. - Hurry up! Let's go down! Damn! I lost it! Forget it. Forget it. I lost it. It was too quick. It went up through there. I want that thing found tonight. Turn the building upside down, but find it. - Miss Haines? - Sam, get cleaned up. I want every second of Jarvis's time accounted for. I want to know everything he was up to since we left Iowa. Go and get a medic, will you? God... He's been like this since you ought him in. In many ways he's exhibiting classic withdrawal symptoms, much like you'd find in a drug addict. Are you saying he was actually addicted to having that thing on him? No, he's saying that the presence of the thing satisfies some need or other. Thanks, doc. Jarvis is cold turkey and Miss Haines is in a coma. - All victims will react this way? - How would you react? One minute you have this huge ain, the next moment you don't. Think of it. It'd be a lot easier if they had a live specimen to work with. - What do you think these things are? - Let's have a look. They almost look like antennae. What are they receiving? Or transmitting, for that matter. Radar, maybe. Or sonar signals, like bats. Do you think that's how the aliens are able to recognise each other? Yeah? - You're the manager of the building? - Yeah. Can I help you? I need to get inside the apartment of Neil Jarvis. Yeah, sure. Just a second. I'll be right with you. Do you have a crowbar? No, I got the keys. Up this way. Anybody here? Hello? These arrived this morning for Mr Jarvis. - I let the delivery people in. - Give me a hand. Yeah, sure. Iowa. I wonder what that's all about. What the hell are those things? The president's scheduled appearance at the digital age conference has drawn harsh criticism from Senator Allen, who categorised the visit as blatant grandstanding. Make sure the magnetometer's cranked up early. We don't want delays. Has headquarters given us the name of our post standers? Yes. I need more agents on that balcony. - And all along this perimeter. - OK. Long time no see. Good to see you, Bruce. This is Evan Greenberg, one of my agents. - How are you, Evan? - Hi. What ings you down here? I understand the president is scheduled to appear here. If everything goes as planned. There's a situation developing that I think you need to know about. Can we talk in private? Yeah. Come on. OK. Now, Sam, what's this all about? What the hell are you doing? Please take your seats. The opening session is about to begin. - Good to see you. - Welcome, Mr President. This way. Get him. Alpha One, he's headed your way. Watch where you're going. Bruce, will you tell me what's happening here, please? Clear? Dead. Are you all right, sir? Andrew. What in God's name is going on? Damn! There! There he is! Stop! Hold it! Stop! Again. Watch out! Hold up. Jesus, that was close. - You think he would have shot me? - Of course he would. Get him to the lab. What does all this mean? Top line is Sam's heart rate. Bottom is the alien's. They're identical. Brain waves too. Their nervous systems are linked. Pulse is 120. Blood pressure 140l90.Temperature 103. Creature's running him hot. Move the fluoroscope to the right profile, please. What's this? An electromagnetic signal. At first we thought it was just interference. It seems to be coming from the parasite. - You were right, then. Radar. - Yeah. - Let me hear it. - It's too high a frequency. Wake him up. I'm going in there. Sir, it's not a good idea. I don't think it's safe in there. It's Sam, Lawrence. - Sir? - It's all right. Wake him up, Jim. Bring me that stool. Can you hear me? Sam isn't here any more, Andrew. You know me? And your dead wife. And Mary. You wouldn't believe the fantasies my host has about you, Mary. - Would you like me to tell you? - No, we would not. I will ask the questions, and if you do not cooperate, I'll administer electric shocks and you will die. I will stop the heart of this host and it will die. Get him back! - He's gone flatline! - 2cc of ephinephrine! 2cc of ephinephrine, stat. It's back. Hold that ephinephrine. My God, it has total control. Sam, why have they come here? What do they want? I warned you. Shock it. I acknowledge you can hurt me, but each shock shortens your son's life. Do you understand? Of course I understand. Now you answer me. Why are you here? Our previous hosts ceased to be useful. You are stronger than they were. You will last longer. Right. How many are you? One. There may be semantic differences. Its concept of identity may be different. No. No. How many are you? One. Sam, do you have any idea how many of them there are? It was thinking one. It doesn't know why you keep... Always giving orders, aren't you, Andrew? Always telling people how to run their lives. Maybe that's why you're so Ionely. Did you ever think of that? Maybe that's why your son resents you so much. You won't be Ionely when you're one of us. No-one will be. For God's sake, tell us what you want. Peace. Say goodbye to your son, Andrew. Jesus. It's killing him. Get it off him! It's gone. Welcome back. I'm sorry you had to go through that, son. Those things I said, Dad. - It wasn't me talking. - Come on. Do you remember what happened? I was aware. I was conscious of what I was doing and what was happening. It was like having one of those dreams when you're paralysed. No matter how much I tried to move or scream, I just couldn't. It had total control over me. I was like an open book to them. They could read everything in my mind. My thoughts, fears, memories. Did they have thoughts? I remember something about... ...their ship... It wasn't a ship, though. It was like a nerve centre. A hive. Had to get back to it... ...to share information with the others. You know where it is? Do you? I'm not sure where, really. Get some rest. Get some rest. Let me know as soon as I can try again. Say goodbye to your son, Andrew. That's enough of that. Take it off. Sir. The parasites run their hosts at a high body temperature, which gives them an identifiable heat signature. We have been able to track that heat signature through thermal imaging from satellite sweeps and reconnaissance. Run the RPV recording. This is Am ose, and those red areas are creature-controlled. Give me maximum magnification here, please. I want to show you something. These are human beings with creatures on their back. - What's the green dot? - A human being without a creature. He's surrounded by parasite-controlled hosts. And now he too has a parasite on his back. I'm not... I'm not coming. I'm sorry, Dad. Get this off me. Everybody, just get off of me. It's OK. - Get it off me! - It's not on you any more. It's not on you any more. OK? You're OK. - You're OK. - I can still feel it. It's gone. It's gone. You're all right. Have we been in contact with the governor? What about the Iowa National Guard? They will have been infiltrated. You have to go in on a federal level. Our nearest troops are the first infantry division at Fort Riley. - How quickly can we move on this? - You'll have a force in 12 hours. I recommend we go in at night to take advantage of the thermal imaging. Do it. Wait. I see something. We're going in. Go. Shit. - Gentlemen. - What's this? - This is a thermal image feed. - It's from Lieutenant Abbey's unit. They're using children? You cannot think of them as children. They are the enemy. General? - They're here to see you, sir. - In the office. I'll be in soon. This way, men. We've lost satellite link-up, but we have Lieutenant Abbey on audio. The situation's under control now. We'll ing the children into the holding area then move on to sector seven. Thank you. So far so good. What's going on in here? Captain Earley, sir. Iowa National Guard, Camp Dodge. We're here to provide backup. I didn't hear anything about you being called in. - Get me Washington on the line. - I'd rather you didn't. Did you find a way to kill them? No, not yet. We're trying everything. Different bacteria, viruses, radiation. But so far we've found nothing that doesn't kill the host. See the one looking at us? He's wearing the slug we took off you. They've been sitting like that for hours. Yeah, they're merging. It's how they communicate with each other. - Yeah? - They exchange chemical signatures. We're ready, Dr Graves. We should have thought of that. Ants communicate in the same way. Where did you get the second parasite? Just watch. We set up a keyboard in case they want to talk to us. Vargas, note the time. - Does the old man know about this? - He wanted to make sure. Here we go again. This is how they reproduce. A second adult parasite in minutes. Vargas, get the old man on the line. Watch what they do to the little one. The new one knows me. I've got General Morgan reporting in. Andrew Nivens here, general. How is it going down there? It was touch and go for a while, but we think the worst is over now. - It's your son. - Hang on, Sam. We've got 70 of the area contained - and kept casualties fairly low. - Thank you. Would you take off your shirt and turn your back to the camera? - Is this a joke? - No, it's not. Take off your shirt. I don't take my orders from you. Order him to take off his shirt. Sam, go on. I'm sorry, general. Would you humour us for a moment, please? God. - There's no signal coming in. - What's going on? The transmission isn't lost. The transmission has been cut because General Morgan has been taken, and we can assume that his troops are now our enemy. We're getting reports that the situation's been contained. The reports are faked. We're being manipulated. I have just been told that their numbers are increasing infinitely more than anticipated. We've lost a town, sir. Now we've lost an army. They're capable of transmitting not just intelligence but memory from one body to the next by coming into physical contact. The new one knew Sam as if it had been the one on his back? Yes. How long does it take it to prepare for division? 12 hours. Let's assume we started with 1,000 of them. We'll be conservative. That's one day, 4,000. Two days, 16,000. - In two weeks there would be... - More than 250 billion. You OK? I don't know why your father picked me. - I won't be able to find the answer. - Wait. He knows what he's doing. You'll find something. No, Mary, you will. Thanks, Sam. He's given everyone a few hours off to recuperate. I don't have time to go to the hotel. I'll go back to the lab. No, I... I just live a few blocks from here. OK. That wasn't very friendly. I wouldn't take it personally. He's kind of a prima donna. - How about if I make a fire? - That'd be great. Is that OK for him to go out like that? Yeah, yeah. He comes and goes. - Is this your mom? - Yeah. She's pretty. She died about a year after that picture was taken. What was it like growing up with him? - Boot camp. - I'll bet. Whenever he was working at home, he'd give me a quarter for every hour I could keep quiet. One day, I remember it was... it was a Saturday morning. I decided I wouldn't say anything until he did, even if it took all weekend. But he never said anything. I don't think he even noticed. So how much did you make? About 12 bucks. Shit. It's the old man. Yeah. Yeah, she's here with me. Yeah. OK. - Are you all right? - Yeah, I just dropped the phone. Look who turned out to be a sweetie after all. So? So we have to go back. Maybe we could stay another... ten minutes. Don't move. Why did you do that, Sam? What's the matter, Sam? Isn't this what you wanted from the day we met? You and I together. You can't hurt her, can you? But I can. Mary got it off your cat? Jesus. They've taken her back to their hive, I'm positive. If they've taken her back there, there's nothing we can do about her. I'm going after her. No, you're not. It's a suicide mission. You don't understand the enemy. I won't have you on the casualty list. I have to find the hive, get inside and get information. In 12 hours that area will be a war zone. You're not thinking rationally. Dad, I'm sick of thinking rationally. I'm going after her! Do you intend to help me or not? It's receiving OK. Minneapolis has been invaded. Civil authorities are fighting to keep the situation under control, but they are not having much luck. It's good, but the frequency still isn't matching. What safeguards can be taken to protect you and your family? Keep your doors and windows locked. Don't let anyone into your home, even if they appear to be a friend. If you absolutely have to venture outside... OK, can we get started? Stay tuned to this station for further updates. There's some sort of a hive that they have to go back to regularly. Central source. Intelligence replenishing. Exactly. OK, let's run this. I've had the analysts sort through the thermal image data we've gathered in order to plot the expansion of the alien colony. This is a satellite picture of Iowa when the UFO was sighted. Here. Day 1. Now watch. The orange shape represents the spread of the colony over five days. Now, what you'd expect, if it's necessary to stay close to the hive, with Iowa's topography, is that the shape would be roughly circular. So we rationalised it into three overlapping circles. Could you do that, please? If we shrink these circles back, we find the location of the hive at different times. Each time the hive is on the river. That could be how they moved it. All right. This is where it all started. This is where the hive is now. Des Moines. Makes sense. High population density. And it'd be easier to defend. We've narrowed its location to a ten-block radius in the city centre. That's where Mary is. I know it. Show me the projected size of the colony in the next 24 hours. We'll parachute in tonight. - We have six hours. - We'll need eight. You've got eight hours. You've got a very tight eight-hour window to pull this off. - After that you're on your own. - Yes. - Opening drill. - Look, reach, pull. Good. Wait up! I just want to tell you we jerry-rigged these transmitters so they send out the same frequency as the aliens. It's how they recognise each other. If you don't get too close, they'll think you're one of them. - Beautiful. - Nice. - Thanks, Graves. - Thanks. Hey, Graves, I think you're a genius, man. I just want to apologise for that comment I made back in the room. About you fucking the thing. - Let's go! - I didn't mean it. - Thanks. Thanks. - Good luck. ...choppers. We'll have to use army vehicles and supply them here. We have to cover this terrain... Danny? Somebody help! Forget it, Alex. No! Jesus, I don't wanna end up like that. - Trapped inside my own body. - Come on. He wants to merge. Remind me to thank Graves. The president's announcement has sent shock waves throughout the country. They should be at the city centre now, sir. ... have been filtering in from virtually every state. In response, the president has declared a state of emergency, instituting martial law in all major urban centres. In related news, the financial world... All units designated primary and secondary to proceed to level P2. All other units should assemble on the first floor. - This has to be it. - Let's go around back. It's down there. - I should be going with you. - Just give me 20 minutes. How will I know it's really you? If it's not, you know what to do. Share information... with the others. Sam, why are they here? What do they want? My thoughts, my fears. My memories. You won't be lonely when you're one of us. No-one will be. It's everything you try to hide from yourself. Isn't this what you always wanted? You wouldn't need the fantasies that life was just about you. You and I, together. You can't hurt her, can you? - It's not on him. - Get it off me! But I can. Get it off me! Don't move, don't move. Fuck. You all right? There's something you've gotta see. It's important, Sam. Wait. Stay close to me. This is why they wanted me. Jesus, Mary, what is this place? While we've been studying them, they've been studying us. More dead bodies. Great. Can we get out of here? He's alive! Get him out of there! This is what we want. Something killed the parasite but not the boy. Why did it die? He must have contracted something fatal to his parasite. He was sealed off in here so he wouldn't infect the others. This is it. Come on. That's Alex. Take the kid. Alex! I got him! Let's go! Help! Come on! We can't help him. Come on. Come on. You gotta get up on the roof. Go. This'll keep them busy. Code eight. All units to South Plaza. Main power supply. - Can you stand up? - Yeah. Do you think you can walk? They'll pick us up on the roof. They're coming. Go! Come on! - Take the kid. - OK. I got him. You weren't planning on leaving without me, were you, buddy? Go. Get him to the roof. Let's talk about it, Alex. Here, kitty-kitty. I'll talk to you, Sam. I know you're in here. If I have to look for you too long, it's gonna really piss me off. Where are you, you lousy son of a bitch? You said you'd help me. You're no better than your father. Help me! God! Come on! - Alex, man, fight it! - Yaaagh! Fight it, man! Fight it! How could he, Sam? You couldn't. Don't leave me! - Please, Sam, get it off! - Alex? - Alex! - Get it off! Not very smart, are you, Sam? Pick him up. Bring him here. It's safe. Come on! Where are the others? You never did have a right hand. Come here. We gotta go. Where's Holland? He didn't make it. - You all right? - Yeah. Get Nivens on the radio. The boy has encephalitis, which causes inflammation of the ain. It's not fatal to humans if it's treated in a few days, but the aliens are 60 ain matter, so it should kill them first, allowing us to save the host. - How long has it been? - 33 minutes. There's still the question of disease vectors. How it would spread. Mosquitoes. Yes. Mosquitoes. We could release infected batches over the areas controlled by aliens. Wait. Jesus. It's disgusting. 33 minutes, 18 seconds. That's it. We've done it. Yes, but how do we get to them all? They've spread so far. We don't need to. There's only one alien. We've been thinking of millions. It's one creature with a million parts. The same way they transmit information, they'll transmit the disease. A chain reaction. We can infect the colony as if it were one body. Perfect. We've got General Morgan coming in from Fort Riley. Bring the camera over here, please. Well, we're all clean, sir. It seems to be working. The medics are administering the antitoxin throughout the area. Most of my men are sick as hell, but the aliens are dying. O1 to P3. All clear. Anything? Yes. Yeah. They're on their way down? Good. All clear down here. What were they trying to do here? Rebuild their home. Careful, sir. My God! Everybody OK down there? Soldier, down here. You OK? I'm fine. Sorry. It was silly of me. I should have been more careful. Check him out, please. He's clean. - Sorry, sir... - No, please don't apologise. We'll need to take samples of the structure. It's a pity we couldn't save it. What we might have learned... Well, I've seen enough. Thank you. I don't think I would have believed it was really over. How you doing? I can't believe I slept for two days. Excuse me, sir. Dr Nivens forgot his cane. Give me a hand up. - There you go. - Thanks very much. Thank you. Come on, soldier. On the double. Move! Call in emergency services now. Hello, Sam. I can fly a helicopter. Perfectly. You never told me how good it felt. I had no idea man could feel such a sense of freedom. - My God! - When did you take him? - Back in the ship. - We checked. I explained we had to lower my body temperature, so we did. - We learn from our mistakes. - I want you to land this helicopter. Or what? A gun. Automatic pilot. What are you going to do? Do you think that you are capable of killing your father? He'd want me to. Possibly. But the question is, can you? Give me... But you can't win. Give it up. Stand back. You guys come with me. Dad? Come on, man. Don't do this to me. Don't do this to me! Dad! Stop shouting, Sam, for God's sake. You know how much I hate it. I got it. I got it. I can't believe you actually shot me. What would you have done? I would have shot you, of course, but... I never dreamed you were that kind of man. Get outta here, Sam. I'm fine. - It's OK, I'm going with you. - No. Take her for a cup of coffee. Exercise a fantasy. OK, Dad. That was the last one. You don't know that. - Yes, I do. - Excuse me. Have a good time. I guess you exobiologists finally earned your keep. Yeah, I guess. When I was inside that thing, it was like hearing a thousand voices inside my head. Yeah, I know. You were there. Your memories, your thoughts, feelings. Everything you try to hide from yourself. Yeah. I guess you know how I feel about you, then. Down to the last gory detail. - Gives you an unfair advantage. - Why's that? It would take me forever to learn that much about you. No, I think actually it helps us. If you look at it from a sociological point of view, you could argue that men take a lot longer to open up than women do. So you should be right on track in about 40 or 50 years.

- What did you say? - I was on the ocean in a boat. It was a dream. That's the third time you've had that dream this month. Do you think the new site for the missile platform is a lock? Van Gelder thinks so. With any luck, we'll be home in a week. That's good, I'm ready. What are you gonna do when we get out of here? Hang out with Laidlaw's family till I get a new assignment. - The Captain's got a great wife. - Great wife, great kids. The Captain, he's got it made. How come you never got married? It's too early for this kind of conversation. No, really, why did you never get married? I've never been in one place long enough. We've gotten pretty close the last couple of months. Get any closer, we'd wear each other's shorts. It's different with you. You're like one of the guys. Is your stomach still bothering you? I think it's that dried-outjunk we had last night. Have Dr. Norris examine you. - I'm just tired of the food. - Me, too. I'd kill for a Big Mac. - Locking collar? Umbilicals? - Clear. Get ready to detach. This is about the twentieth time I've read this magazine. - I'd like to see a new movie. - How about eathing fresh air? Six months at the bottom of the ocean is more than I bargained for. - Peace is our profession. - Exactly. There she blows. Transponder contact, 550 metres. - Reduce speed. - DSRV-2 to Seatrak, come in. - This is Seatrak. Go, Richardson. - We're on the turnpike. About time, the shift change was 20 minutes ago. Good morning to you, too, Snyder. Put a candle in the window for us. Work lights on, homing beacon activated. - Collar in place, umbilicals locked. - Pressure steady. Airlock purge. Hodges! Come on. Time to make the world a better place. - See you later. - Bet on it. - Welcome aboard. - Always a pleasure. - Johnny, my man. What it be like? - Another day in paradise. - I left something in your video. - Are we talking Miss September? Is it hot? Is it wet? Is it smooth? Good morning. I see you've been very busy. Snyder and I have drifted the missile sled over the site last night. - We just stabilized the platform. - And I calculated the new trajectory. Good. When you finish, have Collins and her men anchor the platform. - We have to do the sounding first. - That's not necessary. This area is stable. But even the smallest geological defect can cause instability... I don't want to see a stray missile hitting some nice house. Very well, take some soundings. I'll get Collins to start excavating. - Wait till I get the soundings. - I don't have time to wait. You have your orders. - All set to go, Doc? - Any time you're ready. - Snyder, secure that hatch. - Securing the hatch. DSRV-2 to Seatrak. We are secure for departure. - Morning, campers. - Morning, Captain. - Snyder, would you slow down? - You worried about my health? - You're making me sick. - Weren't we out of oatmeal? - That's eggs. - Not eating, Scarpelli? No, I've got some work to finish. I want you to take the day off. That's an order. Great, after eakfast I could help you with a few sets. No, you fix the leak in the docking bay. And after that, you fix the starter in DRSV-1. - But after that... - You report to me. I said it was Scarpelli's day off, not yours. That sound always gives me the creeps. It's just adjusting to the pressure. - Snyder, call Collins for me. - Can I finish eating first? - You just talked to her... - Damn it, Snyder! A guy can't even finish eakfast around here. Let's go. - Now he needs a day off. - More like a month. Bullpen, this is Deepstar. Please, acknowledge. - Go ahead. - How's it going? Switch to video, please. - She's all yours. - I want a progress report. Nothing to report. I've ordered Hodges and Osborne to stop digging. Burciaga noticed some unusual soundings. We think there's a cavern under the site. - Better take a look at it. - No, I'm not going to waste time. It's too late to change sites. The Navy would shut us down. They'll do that anyway. You can't place a missile sled over a cavern. Collapse it with explosives, and put the sled on top. According to the soundings, the cavern is pretty deep. I don't care how deep it is! Blow it up if you have to. I want that missile sled in place before the end of the week. I think he likes you, Collins. Have a nice day. What ajerk. Seatrak to Seacat, come in. Prepare an explosives package right away. - My eggs are cold. - Put it in the microwave. - That doesn't sound right. - The rotor's jammed. - Borrow that pen for a second? - Help yourself... There we go, that's got it. Here. - What was wrong with your pen? - Nothing. I don't stick it in garbage disposals. - Fuel report you requested. - Thanks, Mac. - You have the duty roster, Snyder? - It's on your desk, Captain. - Did you get your work assignments? - Yeah, I'm on top of it. - What did Collins say? - They found a cave under the site. Did she give you any details? What was the depth? She said it was big, Scarpelli, I don't know. - Snyder said you found a cavern. - Yes, under the excavation site. - I'd like to take a look. - I ordered them to collapse it. - This is my only chance to study it. - Seen one cavern, seen 'em all. In 1848, the English ship The Valiant reported that these waters contain... ...a mysterious creature almost ten metres in length. That report is pure speculation. In 1983, a sonarman aboard a US warship - - reported sonar contacts moving with incredible speed. Operation Deepwell tried to penetrate the Earth's crust right here in 1963. They lost drill bits in the cavern, sent in four divers, no one returned. We have no idea what type of marine life we're dealing with! - I'm too far behind schedule. - My work is important, too. Miss Scarpelli, you're young, you've worked very hard to come here. Sometimes, in order to get what we want, we have to make sacrifices. Once we can prove that a permanent colony can exist at this depth, - - we will conduct research into all areas of marine biology. Please, you'll have to excuse me. - You'll have to keep it dry. - Are you kidding? I'm in a leaky can at the bottom of the ocean. I wouldn't have this shit if we went topside when we were supposed to. I know it's a stretch. We'll go up as soon as the missile site's in place. When is that? He's had six months. Why do the Navy trust this guy to put up a base? He's not in the Navy. - He's under a lot of pressure. - So am I. Snyder fix this... - What would you do without me? - Probably drown. Get dressed. I could stay for six months more, but when you sign on for four, - - it ought to be four. - Give it a rest. - You could do something. Norris, get me topside. Please. I'll try. It's open. - Captain? - I'll be right with you. Have a seat. - Your son? - Yeah, that's my little Mikey. The artist. I told him it was beautiful here. Flowers, trees... - Must be nice having a family. - It's what keeps me going. - You anxious to get home? - Yes, I am. Now tell me why you came in here. Could you talk to Van Gelder about letting me travel to the missile site? Collins has discovered these unusual caverns. But Van Gelder is blowing them up in order to place the missiles. If Van Gelder doesn't get the platform in place this week, - - the Navy's gonna close the book on Deepstar. I've studied these waters for six months. We must proceed with caution. Those caverns need to be checked. Otherwise, we don't know what we're getting into. To be honest with you, I don't care if they took a shovel to this place. I have to make sure Van Gelder gets the site operational before we return. - I'm sorry. - I still think it's a big mistake. Come on! - Water rationing can be a bitch. - Very funny. You'll have to wait 24 hours to finish showering, - - unless you persuade someone to let you use their card. It's getting cold. - Let her down. Easy. - I got it. Easy. Easy... You asshole. Seacat to Seatrak. Last package in place. Okay, give me some distance. That's far enough. - Let her rip. - Ready? Fire in the hole. - The sea floor is giving way. - Back it up! You guys all right? - Yeah, we're okay. - When I scrape out my drawers. Prep a remote. I want to see what you're sitting on. - Are they serious? - You heard her. Prep a remote. Remote batteries up to full. Motors up, guidance system engaged. - Camera's on. - Launch remote. Signal coming through. Seatrak? Stand by to receive remote signal. It's like another world. Under every deep, a lower deep opens. - What's that? - Emerson. Shit, we should be recording this! Seacat, I want to run a tape. - She'll want some stills next. - Hodges, some stills too. Start the VCR. Set the stills for five second intervals. VCR rolling and recording. Port and starboard still cameras on. That wasn't so hard, was it? We lost the signal. See if you can fix it. - We're not getting any signal. - We're working on it. Goddamn piece ofjunk! Better ing it up. - We lost the remote. - Not again. Van Gelder's gonna shit kittens when he finds out. You know how expensive remotes are? - You wanna go after it? - You mean, just go? - Standing by. - Prepare to detach. - Detach. - We're away. Can't wait to show this to Scarpelli. She's gonna wet her panties. Underwater volcanoes have been active here for a long time. The cavern was probably formed by a lava bubble. - Could sea creatures have survived? - It's possible. So they could be thousands of years old? Let's see what the guys have picked up on the remote. - They've detached. - What are you doing? - We have trouble with the remote. - Did you lose it again? - We're rectifying the situation. - If you lost it you're in trouble. What? We're having trouble with the transmission... If we get away with this, it'll be a miracle. There it is. The remote. Let's ing it aboard and get out of here. - You scared of a few ugly fish? - This place gives me the creeps. I just don't like caves. - Sonar contact, bearing 237. - Sonar contact? Here? Contact closer. 300 metres. 250... 150. I don't see anything. - Holy shit, I don't believe it! - Mayday! - Look at the size of that thing! - Get us out of here! What's wrong, Seacat? Seacat, come in. Do you read? They're in trouble. See if you can get a fix on them. - No contact. - That's impossible. Are you telling me they've disappeared? - No contact. - You're sure? Okay, I'm calling Laidlaw. Deepstar 6, this is Seatrak. Deepstar 6, this is Seatrak, come in. Shit! I got contact. I don't think it's Seacat. It's moving too fast. - What is it, Collins? - We've lost contact with Seacat. - Get me the Captain. - He's busy. - Get Laidlaw now, Snyder! - Yes, ma'am. Bitch. - What the hell was that? - Check the stabilizers. Mayday! Deepstar, mayday! This is Seatrak! Stabilizers are out! Something is pushing us over! Let me try the switch. - Here's the Captain, Collins. - Put her over the speaker. Say again, Seatrak. This is Deepstar, please acknowledge. - Shit! I lost her. - Trouble? She called and said she'd lost contact with Seacat, and now I've lost her. The transmitter screwed up again. When is the shift change? - Fourteen hours. - I'd better check it out. - All right, Sport, let's hit it. - She's ready to roll, Dad. Close us up. - Deepstar 6, how do you read? - Loud and clear. - Pressure? - 3.6 and holding. - Oxygen? - Oxygen is 4.0. - Fuel? - 412 pounds. Pressure steady. Locking collar? Umbilicals? - Check. - Henway? - Henway ready. - What's a henway? About three to four pounds. Very funny, assholes. DSRV-2, you are clear for departure. - Have a nice day, Snyder. - I got your nice day right here. My heart is still beating? I thought it stopped. Let me get some of this off you. What is it? My legs. I can't move them. - Bad, huh? - I've seen worse. - I don't think so. - Did you see what hit us? - No. I have no idea. - I'll see if I can move this. God, it's too heavy. You've got to stay awake until help comes. - Someone's gonna come for us soon. - You think I'll make it? Yeah, hang on. Just keep talking. At least one good thing will come out of it. We'll be going home soon. Seatrak, DSRV-2 here. Do you read? DSRV-2 to Seatrak. - Come in, Seatrak. - They've had hours to fix the radio. - They couldn't fix a toaster. - Yeah. I think she's in trouble. Collins can take care of herself. Are you ever going to marry her? - Me, marry Collins? Get outta town! - She's a great lady. Tell me something I don't know. First woman to graduate SEALS. She's one of the Navy's finest. She don't need a submarine pilot - - who's never had more than a week's pay in his pocket. Apply to OCS. I've got some pull. You can make it. Come on! Can you see me in an officer's uniform? No way. I'll just moonlight till the oil business picks up. - This is for the birds. - Fish. Sonar contact. Bearing, 175. 600 metres, steady. - What kind of contact? - I'm not sure. What the hell's that, a whale? A sub? I don't think... Wait a second, it's changing course. New bearing, 135. 500 metres, still closing. - It's heading straight for us. - What's our speed? - 12 knots. - Reduce speed to one-third. 300 metres and still closing. Christ, look at it move. All stop. 100 metres. What the hell is that? I think we're in big trouble, boss. - Blow ballast. 100 metres. - Forward tanks, blow. Kill the light. Positive 80. 90... 100 metres. - It's gone. - Oh, man! - I wonder what it was. - Who knows. We're on the turnpike. Bullpen at 500 metres and closing. Seatrak, this is DSRV-2. Do you read? - Jesus, what a mess. - Seatrak, acknowledge. - What do you think? - I don't know. - Can we dock? - The angle's wrong. - One bump and she's gone. - Well, don't bump her, then. Come on, baby. Collar's in place. Umbilicals. CO2 is way up. Electrical fire. She's leaking. Doesn't look good. - Have we still got a clean dock? - Clean and tight. Pressure's holding. My father told me, Stay at home, help with the farm, son. Not me. I had to join the Navy and see the fucking world. Ready? Did you hear that? There it was again. They're coming. I told you they'd rescue us. Oh, God, thank you. The hatch is jammed. I'm not getting a green light. - Looks like the motor shorted out. - Wanna crank it? I'll see if I can rewire it. We need power for the lights and instruments. - Should you be doing that? - Do I tell you how to drive subs? As a matter of fact, you do. Maybe we should use the crank instead. Thank God. Burciaga's legs are crushed. - He can't move. - I'll get the rope. - Rope, rope, rope! - Throw it down here. Come on... Ready, Mac? Easy now. Come on, let's get out of here. Come on, buddy. He's gone. Move it! She won't hold forever! You gotta leave him. Come on! Give me your hand now. Come on, Mac. - I'm getting the box! - Forget it. My back is oken. - It's stripped. - Get out, save yourselves. - The circuit's fried. - Get out of here! Save yourselves! That's an order! No way, man. PURGE - FLOOD No! You cold? Here, put this on. Put this on your legs. It's good to see you guys. - Let's get her warm. - Put this around her. How are you? - A little damp. - Get some dry clothes. - Let's get you checked out. - There's nothing wrong with me. - Will you be all right? - Yeah. - I guess it was a stupid question. - No, thanks for asking. I know you and the Captain were a lot closer than everybody else... I liked him a lot. I guess I just came here to say that. - I'm going to miss him. - I know. Hey, I thought you may want to have this. I found that in some of his stuff. Thanks. I'll see you up top. Hodges and Osborne lost the remote in the cave and went in to get it. That's when they saw something. The remote, and something else. Something that scared them. Then they screamed, then they were gone. - Did you see it? - No, but the sonar picked it up. Something very big and very fast. Were there lights on the remote? Were the Seatrak's work lights on? - Yeah, why? - Stay put. Ever heard of photomigration? It's a theory of aggressive animal behaviour associated with light. Topside approved your request for extraction. Get Snyder to secure the station and prep the DSRV for departure. - We're going home. - Amen. What was that? That was our baby's heartbeat. Well... I'm gonna go check on Snyder and Richardson. - Why didn't you tell me? - I thought it was only my concern. - I didn't want it to be a problem. - I can't believe you didn't tell me. You always say you're a drifter, and you don't want to settle down. What do you say if it's a boy we name it after the Captain? Philip Laidlaw McBride. I like that. Well... Sorry to piss on your picnic, but Norris wants you on deck. Now. DSRV-2 is prepped and ready to go. Pack your gear and tell the others to stand by for decompression. - What about the missile sled? - I don't plan to do anything. I just got the retraction order, the Navy can send a recovery team. All I'm asking you is to secure the missile sled. - What's the procedure, Snyder? - Only the Captain can order it. I thought we were beginning decompression. That's postponed until we secure the missiles. - It's not like people can steal them. - Snyder, please. Just do it. - Fine. - Do you want me to assist you? I think I can handle it. REQUEST PROCEDURE TO SECURE ABANDONED MISSILE SLED DEFINE ABANDONED A. FOR REPAIR OR REMOVAL B. TO NATURAL FORCES C. TO AGGRESSION This thing that attacked you, was it a natural force, or aggression? - I don't know what you mean. - The computer wants to know. It was aggressive action by a force unknown. - Just get on with it. - I'm just checking, okay? Pardon my ass all the way to hell. Okay, aggression. EMERGENCY DETONATION - What will you do topside? - I'm heading right for Big Lew's. Big Lew's Burger Barn. The greasiest hamburgerjoint in the universe. I walk right in and order a double fistful of meat. With cheese. Bucket of fries, and a very large chocolate shake. I spent six months trying to keep you on a healthy diet. You hear my arteries hardening? - Where's Van Gelder? - Up gathering his homework. Search release. Damn command directive... It's not gonna be my ass, I tell you. Seven, eight... Okay, boys and girls, don't try this at home. - What the hell's that? - What the fuck? - Oh, my God. - Come on. You idiot! What have you done? You detonated the missile sled! - I secured the missile sled! - You signed our death warrants. You know how much water detonating a 20 megaton warhead displaces? - What are those? - Concussion waves. Jesus. - They're registering force 20. - Here it comes. Snyder, damage control! Get me the diagnostic. Stand by! Switch to VSL overlap. - Binary status. - Overlap. FLP fraction. Revert to load unit. System C! I'm on stand-by power, good for two minutes only. - I'm losing the sensors. - Try patching a bypass. - I got a fire over here. - There's four warning lights. Structural deficiency. Docking bay, aft. I'm on it. McBride, let's go! We got a leak. The main strut may go. Bring it up! That's good. Get the extender real quick. Put it up there. Crank it up. I'm switching on auxiliary. I'm on count. Crank it up! Pull it! You've got to weld this to the base plate! I got the flap! - Slow down. - We're getting close. Norris! Shut down the water main! One more! About two inches. That's good. All right, it's done. Run a diagnostic. Crew's quarters are flooded, power shortage in section... Hold it. The oxygen filtration system's wrecked. So the air supply is gone? The main lines to the decompression bay are ruptured. - So we're not going anywhere. - How much air do we have? - Seven, eight hours maybe. - Air is not the main problem. The cooling primary to the reactor was destroyed. - It'll go supercritical soon. - What happens when it does? - It'll explode. - Welcome to ground zero. Snyder? Can you fix the radio? Sure, if I had the right parts, and a week to do it. - Why don't we use the escape pod? - Because we can't decompress. We can't leave the station. Snyder will get in the Guinness Book of Records. Causing two nuclear explosions in one afternoon has to be a record! - I followed procedure! - You fucked up! Look at this. Can't we repair the lines to the decompression bay? - They are too badly damaged. - We might be able to run a bypass. You mean seal the rupture here? Run a line from the medical lab, - - patch it into the airlock pressure system... Bring up the blueprints. - BZN 17 through RTX 56. - Yes. It might work. We've patched that in from JVB-124, right? It connects the decompression chamber to the lab. - Did you fit the converter coupler? - No, I reversed the old coupler. Clever, Snyder. When you've got it connected, give us a hand downstairs. That ought to do it. - Be careful. - It's a walk in the park. McBride! Have you got the fitting in? Leave it off until Richardson repairs the outside line. Ready for a video check. Video checks out. - I need a hard copy of LH 34. - Coming up. Right, kids, let's make it happen. Clear. Let's try it. Richardson has to seal the leak here. Then you patch in the bypass to the decompression chamber. All set to get wet. - I'm ready, let her rip. - She's ripping. I'm clear of the airlock. I see the rupture. Where do I patch in? - Find ENZ 6538. - Hook up at ENZ 6538. I got it. - Is he patched in yet? - Richardson, are you patched in? Almost there. I think that's got it. Hold it. - What's the problem, Richardson? - I saw something. - Say again, please. - What is this? His transmission's oke up. Stand by. Tell him to get back to the airlock right away. - Do you copy? - Shut off the outside lights. - What about the lights on the suit? - Not from up here. Okay, up! Relax, pal, we'll have you up in two seconds. He's down here, pull me out! There's something in the airlock. God damn it! Jim! Close the inside hatch! - Snyder, the inside hatch! - I got it. - It's blown! - Scarpelli! Hit the override. I got the plug in. McBride, come on! Jesus. Oh, God! Stop, McBride! Go! Come on, move! Let us in! What the hell are you doing? - It got Scarpelli. - Oh, my God. You son of a bitch! We ought feed you to that thing! It's coming up! - You think the hatch will hold? - Snyder, reactor status. In four hours, eleven minutes and 45 seconds the place will blow up. - The escape pod is our only chance. - Don't be an idiot. We'll burst. Don't you call me an idiot! If not for you, we'd be decompressing now! Knock it off! Listen... It stopped. We're gonna have to go back down there. With that thing down there, we won't get anywhere near the bypass. See what weapons you can find. I'll see to Van Gelder. Let's go, Snyder. - There's a couple of M12's here. - M12's ain't gonna kill it. - That thing was fucking big. - We're just trying to hold it back. That thing killed half our crew, I want it dead. Fucking A nothing! You ran like a rabbit when it went for Richardson. You saw that thing! What was I supposed to do? We needed your help. Look, I was scared shitless, okay? I wasn't thinking. We're all scared. Come on. Here, hold this. John, I've got to get those people out of here. I can't do it alone. - What can I do? - Can you tell me what that thing is? Some form of arthropod. But very big. I've never seen anything like it. It might be one of Scarpelli's cave dwellers. - Can we kill it? - I don't know. - You know how to handle those? - Of course I do. - How you feeling? - Fine. Thanks for asking. - You got the guns. Good. - And the shark darts. It's loaded with a CO2 cartridge. You stick the point in, - - the thing blows up like a balloon. Hold it. These cartridges expired six months ago. - The fucking thing's out of date. - Snyder, it works. I'm not going down with that defective piece of shit! Okay, it works. The whole place is filled. That thing could be anywhere. The Navy. It's notjust ajob, it's an adventure. - What are you doing, McBride? - Strobes. Scarpelli said something about light. Photo something... Photomigration. Marine animals are attracted to light as a food source. - It has a hard-on for light. So what? - Don't you get it? Light means lunch. - He's left. - Are you sure? Yeah. I'll go patch in the bypass. Almost got it. I got it patched in. Let's get the hell out of here. Close the door! Did you see what happened to Van Gelder? What the fuck are you looking at? - Are you all right? - No, I'm not all right. What happened to Van Gelder was not my fault. - You stay the fuck away from me! - All right. - I did everything by the book! - Get my kit. We don't have time for this. I didn't kill Van Gelder. - No one's blaming you. - Yes, you are! For the missiles. You blame me for killing Richardson, killing Scarpelli. Now Van Gelder... What are you doing? - It's just to calm you down. - No shots! No fucking way! We have to calm you down. - No! - Take it easy, I'll let you go. - I didn't kill him. - I know. - It's gonna be all right. Come on. - He's really lost it. - I'm not surprised. - Is he going to be all right? I hope so. I really do. - We gotta get going. - I know. We'll patch the escape pod and the decompression chamber. - You got some supplies? - Yeah. Go on. We'll meet you in the escape pod. I have to pack some food. You sit right here. Snyder. Snyder! You bastard! You wouldn't even die! Snyder, what are you doing? Stop it! You have to decompress first! Don't be a fool! You'll kill us all! Look out! Fuck it. Come on! The other way. - I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch. - He's already dead. The Command Center is completely flooded. - Shit, the system's shorting out. - Can you pull up the reactor status? In a minute. Three hours and 43 minutes. Barely enough to decompress. - I can't catch my eath. - The air's almost gone. Will you marry me? I'd marry anyone who'd get me out of this mess. Done. The decompression chamber works. But without the mini-sub, we're trapped. I'll swim across and ing the DSRV-1 to the decompression chamber. There must be another way. That thing is still out there. I've always asked for the strength to do your will, God. And I need your help now. I don't understand. I'm so scared. Please let McBride make it. Please let my baby live. Damn it, McBride, hurry up. He'll get the sub, I know he will. And we're going to get topside. Right. Will you visit me on my farm in New Hampshire? Sit on the porch, - - listen to the trees. Smell the mountain air. - Oh God, it's McBride. - Maybe he's stuck. Collins! Get in the decompression chamber! - It won't open. - It takes 30 seconds to pressurize. Quiet. It's in here, I know it is. - We've got to help her! - Take this, you sack of fish shit! God! There's nothing we could have done. REACTOR STATUS CRITICAL IN McBride, wake up. It's time. Hatch secured. Ready to detach. We better hurry. Hold on. Shock waves. Impact in three, two, one... - Set stabilizers on full. - Hard climb. We're losing starboard drive. She's not holding. - We're taking on too much water. - I'll see what I can do. The ballast control circuit's dead. All right, I'm gonna drop both tanks. - We won't be able to stay afloat. - It won't matter if we don't make it. - It's working. We're rising. - It's okay. - I think we're going to make it. - I know we will. We're here. - Abandon ship. - My pleasure. No! Don't do it! McBride! McBride! Thank you.

Up! Up! Hurry! Don't push! Hurry! Up the tree, quickly! Pull him down quickly, quickly! Catch the flag. Wait. Don't let him get down Hurry! Careful! Calm down! The winner this year... is Ai Bak Tim Sawadee everyone... from Ban Nong Pradoo. We are gathering for good merit at this festival, to give robes to the monks, and Ong Bak, who is the protective icon for the well-being of our village. This festival... is to remind us that... in 7 days we will be... cele ating Ong Bak. The last time... being 24 years ago. This means... all prosperity will return to us once more. Where is the amulet? It's not good. There is a little damage - Not quite perfect. 200,000 baht for this is not cheap. Why don't you want to sell it? Ow! How much do you want? Don. I'm not selling. Ow! Why do you change your mind? I came a long way from Bangkok just for this. I've never given you any promise... to sell it to you. I want to give this to my son, Bak Hum Lae, the day he's ordained here as a monk, for Ong Bak. Call me whenever you want to sell it. No, no. I don't have a telephone. I'll give you my address, so whenever you want to sell, you can write to me. Is this good enough, grandma? I made it for Ai Tim for his ordination. It's good. Where did Ai Tim come from, and how come he grew up in the temple? He's now a man. Ai Tim is an ophan. He was left at the temple by someone... when he was a baby. Pra Kroo (the Abbot) took pity on him, and adopted him. And everyone says... he has grown up well under Ong Bak. Hitting the earth! Crocodile whipping tail! Confronting elephant! Hanuman (Monkey) giving ring. The threatening fight. The rear kick. Both elbows attacking... followed with high knee. Raising the army. Getting high strength. Cutting through the enemy. Avoiding danger. Putting your head down. Knight throwing an axe. Wave smashing the shore. Meet friend, join friend. Knight catching monkeys. Breaking the joins. Snake chasing lizard. Cliff shaking. Sticky water. Throwing the spear. Breaking the sword. Raising the body. Horse replacing bird. I'll teach you all these styles... but I forbid you to use them for money. Do you understand, Bak Tim? I understand, Pra Kroo. Good. He has gone. You said you understood. Really? There is a story that... Pra Kroo learnt this boxing... from the ancient books. Then Pra Kroo wanted a challenge. He went into the boxing ring for money... and he hit his opponent to death. He felt very guilty, so he became a monk. Thai boxing is very dangerous. I don't want you to use it, unless it is absolutely necessary. Understand? Or are you still not clear? Come, fight with me. Ai Bak, here. Uncle! Come on! Who is there? What are you doing? Hurry! Bak Don... is the one that cut off the head of Ong Bak. He took all the donation money too, Pra Kroo. Bak Don! Evil son! If Pra Ong Bak has no head, our village will be faced with disaster. Calm down, calm down! We must try to get Ong Bak's head back... to our village before the ceremony day. Where can we find it, Pra Kroo ? I will ing Ong Bak back here myself. Who knows where Bak Don is? The hopes of the people of Ban Nong Pradoo Sukon... is in your hands. In this tube is a holy herbal medicine. My teacher told me... it belonged to Kroo Dum. Keep it with you. This is the address of Bak Don, and this is a letter to Bak Hum Lae. Tim, you must return with Ong Bak... to our village. This is the money for your journey. All my hopes are with you. My mum gave me this ring before she died. Warn, please look after grandma. We've all contributed together... for the fares. He's losing. Hey! What bike you using to race? Why did you lose so easily like this? Hey! Why are you speaking that way? Win or lose is normal in any bet. It isn't fair to blame me. Why did you use a woman to race with me? Why not? What's wrong with being a woman? Ow! You dare race against me! You cow! If you rode as fast as your mouth, you'd probably win! Hey! Hey! Hey! Why don't you pay me in cash? You bet me with drugs, didn't you? You told me it was OK to use drugs instead of cash. OK I'll give you only 10,000, after deducting the 10,000 you own me. I pay you interest every month, and the loan is not yet due. Can't you give me all the money now? Do you want it or not? OK . Better than nothing. Hey! Give me all of that. What! Give me! You've already got my money. Can't you give a few tablets to my friends? You can find this drug anywhere - you don't have to take mine. Better not to use my drugs. They're too strong. Your friends may go into shock. Believe me. Huh? Son of a bitch! Eh! You're back at last. My money! Give me my share quickly. Quickly! Ai Keng caught me. He knew we bet with fake drugs. He took all the money back What? Don't tease me - not funny at all. Muey, look at my face. Do you think I kicked myself? Damn! Oy! Why are you poking me? I'm still in pain. Oh well. How come you got caught? Forget it! Do you have 200 baht? What! Lost all my share and still asking me for my money? Listen! Muey. When I won, you took the money. Now I've lost, so you must share the loss too. Ow! You're stupid to get caught, and lose the money in your hands. So I'm stupid and you're clever! Ai Keng give me only 3 days. If I don't pay back his loan he'll hit me. Hit me! Ai Hum Lae? Is it really you, Ai Hum Lae? Hi. Er... Muay, is he your friend? Your friend? How could he be my friend? He is calling you, isn't he? Do you know him? Yeah! Remember me? I'm Bak Tim from Ban Nong Pradoo. Hey! Fool! I don't know you. Fool! Understand! I've just told you I don't know you! But I know you, Ai Hum Lae Hum Lae, Hum what! What a stupid name! Hum Lae! Bad luck! I warn you...you're fool Ow! No need to lie! Ai Hum Lae... Oops Sorry! Slip of my tongue. Mind your own business. Get out of my sight! Out! OK. You said you were from... Ban? Which? Ban Nong Pradoo. That's it. Ban Nong Pradoo. OK, I'm leaving. So you're both from Ban Nong Pradoo. Can have a good chat! Very funny! You've made your point! Go! Go away, but give me the money first. Here! For your medicine. I'm going now, Ai Hum Lae Listen, peasant! You should return to your hometown. Go! Ai Ham Lae, I have to give you a letter. I told you I don't know you! Get out! This is my place. Don't be angry with me. Close the door. Don't let mosquitos in. I'm in a bad mood and depressed Ai Hum Lae. Our villagers are in serious trouble... because Bak Don stole the head of Ong Bak The Chief sent me here to see you, so you can help me to find Ong Bak I have Bak Don's address. No need to talk yet, and put your things down here You're better have a wash first. Go, go now. Here, here is the washroom. Go in. I don't have any other clothing. Don't worry I'll give you my towel. Go in, go. I'll turn on the light for you. Soap is on your left, tooth ush on your right. Mind the slippery floor. Hello! Muay! I'll meet you at the stadium - the boxing stadium. OK. Do you still accept the bet? Do I have time? Yes. Here! All of them! Do you have the amulet? The chief changed his mind and didn't want to sell, Boss. But I have the head of Ong Bak, Boss. This is the most holy thing in the village... that they all worship, and the most valuable. This oken head - why did you ing it to me? I'm not interested. Take it away! My head is hurting enough without... you spoiling my mood. Today, Captain seems to have little to please him. Look at your fighter, Pearl Harbour. I think he's losing to Arun, my fighter, with his Kami Kaze technique. Defeat's certain! I don't have the money yet - still trying to get some. I'm not asking for money, I can find that myself. Now you're selling drugs too! Yes. My fighter will win the next competition. If you think you will win, then why not increase your bet. Any sum you like, ha ha! You need not preach to me, you don't really understand me. Just because of one stinking male... you turn yourself into this low-life. Muay! You're not my mum! Because we've no parents, you've become this bad. Yes, a bad person like me, who has ought you up until now. From now on, a good person like you should leave me alone. Yes, tell me whenever you want it. Strike, strike. Knock out. Get up and hit back. Yesss... The next one is coming. Tell me if you still want to bet. (laughs) The winner is ... Pearl Harbour. Damn! Pearl Habour is the Number One. Two wins two minutes. Two wins two minutes. Where are all my things? What? My money bag, where is it? I don't know, I didn't take it. Him. Two and one... Oh! A fresh challenger. Taking bets now, taking bets now. Aw... How come that peasant is in the fighting ring? Yeh... Ai Tim is surely dead. I'll give you 10 to 1. But you'd better not dare to bet. OK. I'll bet one million, if you'll dare to accept it. I accept. I'm not here to box. I want the money. Calm down, I'll give you the money later. Start! We have a new champion tonight. What's your name? Tim from Ban Nong Pradoo. Tim Pradoo Prew! Prize for the winner! I don't want it. I only want my money bag, there. What an idiot! Hey! Hey! Why don't you take the prize money? Why are you so stupid? Tell me if you want to fight again. You have the skill to win. I can see lots of money, lots and lots. You ask me to fight for money. Ai Hum Lae - why did you steal the villagers' money to play gambling? For the investment... to get enough money to help you find Ong Bak. You really want to help me? Yes. This is Don's address. Could you take me there? Keep it. I'll take you there later. Now could you give me some money. Give me, for the investment. When I make a profit, I will pay you back, and I'll go anywhere you want. Absolutely sure! Go! Go away! Damn you! Peasant! Can't talk to you, stupid! Huh! Where will he sleep tonight? I don't care! Or he can sleep with you! You're crazy! What shall I do? Ai Keng will kill me. Muay! Take these drugs to sell in Yai Lao's den. When we have enough money, I will pay you back. I'm sure to earn money. I know this place well. After the last one, you still haven't learnt anything. I told you before, I don't want to sell drugs. You must help me out. I don't want to be hit again. OK? Yeah. Yeah... I will try, but it'll have to be tomorrow. OK, now I feel much better. You don't have to look so happy. From the takings, you'll get 30, but I'll get 70. Muay! 50/50. 70/30. 50/50. 70/30. The money you asked for starting your business in Bangkok I don't have it... because we had a very dry season, and Ong Bak's head was stolen by Ai Don. Dad wishes that you will help Bak Tim to find and return Ong Bak to us... and save us from disaster. What nonsense! Warn! The pool is dry. Where are we going to find drinking water? I pray to have Ong Bak back with us soon, please. Ai Rung, are you alone? Ai Piew, are you betting? Brother I'm here. Damn Ai Yod. Where have you been for months? I had to see my friends. You are fully aware that I'm short of staff. You assist me first, hurry. Not now, I have to meet a friend. Don't make an excuse, you help me now. Not today, some other day. No, now, quickly! Take it. Go away, you deal cards badly. Put down your bets now. At your age you should stay at home, looking after your children What are you looking at? Get out! Go to that desk... and change your hair colour too. The colour that suits me, and you have to copy. Put down your bets, to lose, to lose. Betting and losing is not my fault. Turn the cards. 19 and 19 both hands. Pay yje money. More bets down, bet, bet. Here's mine. Do you have money? Here it is - 3,000 real money. You want to play? You will lose... all your money and your belongings. I bet 200. OK, 200. No card swapping. Oh! 18 points. Pay the money. Wait... mine is 19. Pay me! This is 400. Ai has only 6 points, 1 card. Mine is 9. 8 points 3 cards. 9 points. What sort of cards are these? She's lucky. It's luck, good luck. 9 points. 8 points again. 9 points again. Damn cards, take it. 8 points again. Got you, pay! Damn! 8 points again. 9 to beat you. These cards are impossible. I must check if she is cheating. She got all 9 points for 15 games. Took most of my money. Why do you pay her? I want to see if you will get 9 again. You're cheating me, bitch! I know I got 8 without turning the cards. Points? If 9... I'm certain that you cheat. Look! Loser! She got 4 points. I don't believe it. I'm sure that she concealed some cards. I want to search her. Wait... Calm down! You should search her. Hey! Do you hide some cards? No, I don't. Let's see. There are none, I told you. Any hidden in your bag? Let me check her myself. Don't trouble yourself. Come here. OK you can go. You've got to search her everywhere. All done, everywhere. You can go, go now. Don't come back here again, bitch! Winning every game like that is bad for my place. Let's continue, we can beat these people. No point to win, they're all oke. Broke! Broke! She won all their money, nothing left. Don't you have a go at me. Total 8,000, I give your 3,000 back . Why is it only 3,000? You won't need so much anyway. What? No profit for me at all. Er... You take this money first. Don't spend too much. Give me another 1,000. 3,000 is enough for you. This will merely cover my college fees. Hey! Seem to have a lot of money. That guy is here Lend me your money. This is my money. Er... I'll pay you back. Will pay you back. Hi! I was on my way to pay you, but you beat me to it. Here! That is my money. What? 8,000 - I'll give you the rest later. Don't look at me so menacingly. I'm not bothered too much about the rest of the money. but when you two try to cheat me, I can't forget! Hold him! Beat him! No, I won't fight you. Ai Tim! Ai Tim! I won't fight, I won't fight. Help! Help! You cheated me, here! You want trouble? Here's some! Will be seeing you! I have to thank you, Ai Tim. And I will help you to find Ong Bak Could you fight one more time? Wait... Listen to me first. You saw just a minute ago, they beat me. If I don't pay them, they will kill me. Could you help me? One last fight for me. OK. It doesn't matter anyway. Stupid peasant! Stupid village, stupid villagers! Relying on only one boxer... to find and return Ong Bak to their village. Are you crazy? If Ong Bak is so powerful, why let a thief cut his head off? It's only made from pieces of stone and earth. Box me! Why box me? You are from the same village. Don't kill each other. He boxed me! Never mind that! There! The people you want to kill are over there! Ai Peng! Haven't you had enough? You want a kick to send you to sleep?. Umm... You have too many. Ai Yod. You know very well what to do. Muay. You know what to do. Use your individual skills. Don't leave me. After them! Follow them, I'll go to block the other way. You! I'm going! Get out, get out! Oh! How can he pass? Ooh! Is my bum still OK? I don't know how I crossed them? Let me borrow the chopper quick. Come near me and I will slaughter you. Knives! Knives! Big ones, small ones for sale. 'Chilli Powder' Get him! Kill him! Ai Tim! Help me! I won't help. You have to fight them yourself. Ai Don! Yes, I know his address. I'll take you. Ai Tim! I know where Ai Don is. Who's next! I used to see Ai Don hanging around here, selling drugs. Ask Muay, if you don't believe me... But today... That boy is here, Boss. Bring him here to fight until the stakes are high, then I will get rid of him. Depends on how ave you are to take a bet? You are a maniac! What's the matter, Yod? Ai Big Bear is challenging Ai Tim to a fight. Come on! I'll fight you! I'll teach you Thai boxing! Come on! Have you seen Bak Don? No, but I've seen a Thai man being beaten. You are a coward. Are you going to help him? Without help he'll die. Ai Tim! If I knew you were like this, I wouldn't have helped you find Ong Bak Huh! You can do that later. But now you must help him first. Lay down your stakes! Lay down your stakes now! Lay down your stakes ... quickly. I'll give you 2 to 1, want to bet? OK. Put me down for three million. Attacking Enemy. Hanuman (monkey) crosses the city. If my man wins, I want to collect the money. OK, I know! Thanks. Ai Tim! Ai Tim! The best!!! I think you've had enough. No chance to win your money back today. Well done! Well done! The best! Muay, give me that. No. Half then. I don't have to. Trust me. Do you have any real contenders? Yes, but do you dare?? Oh! No problem. Retreat! Mother of God! Too much for you? Give up? Ay! Let go of me! Ay! Let me go! You've disappointed me. Good! The best! I told you, Muay, to bet on him. We're rich! Rich!! Muay! Pick up the coins! Enough for today! You won't get your money back. Ai Tim! You are so good, we have a great opportunity to get rich. Brilliant! Ai Don! Follow them! Get them! Quick! Let's go! Ai Don! Follow them. This week I have to see customers. I want you to get things ready. Tell me first if there is a problem. Yes Boss. I want you to report everything. Ai Hum Lae! Where will we find Ai Bak Don? You eat your food first. Eat! Don't worry. I'll find him! At the rice mill, everyone know him well. Eat! Muay! Tomorrow you'll go with me. May be some chance to get money. I can't. Exams tomorrow. Exams! I've never seen you attend class. How can you pass? Do you have something special with the teacher? What! A joke, a joke. You're a good student, you're clever. Eat... Thanks a lot for helping me to find Ong Bak. Don't thank me. Ai Yod, you own me 3 months rent. What are you going to do? Er... Give me 3 days. I'll pay you. This time for sure. You said 'sure' too many times already. I want money today - otherwise you must move out. Will you accept this ring instead? OK You must pay the rent within 7 days. If you have no money again, I'll kick you out, understand? Son, I want you to return home with Bak Tim. Don't worry if you don't have enough money. I don't mind if you don't want to become a monk. I only want you to visit us. I miss you, son. What's the matter! Am I not as good as your ex-husband? You spoil my mood. Don! I don't want to sell drugs any more. Why? I want to stop. You want to stop? Really want to stop? Come here! You think you can stop that easily. You think you can but you can't. Who? Huh! Ai Don. Pi Ngek, Pi Ngek, Pi Ngek, Pi Ngek. Where is Ong Bak? I don't know. You ought it here! I don't know. Ai Tim. Get away. Pi Ngek! Get out quickly, Don. Go, Go. Call an ambulance for Room 212. She's dying. Urgent! Ai Tim! Come here quickly in a Tuk Tuk. Hurry up. You're dead. Keep following me! Come! You're dead. Huh! Ai Tim. Ai Tim! Brake! Brake! Brake quickly! Oh Bhudda! Oh! Spread them out. Oh! Damn! Get out! You're dead. Remember! You must search every square metre. Don't miss anything. Most important, you must not allow any strangers in. Understand? Damn them! They keep chasing after me. Get in. Today the Police and National Heritage have found... lots of Buddha statues and relics on the Chao Praya river's bank This finding of invaluable objects is very significant. Because every piece is a national treasure. National Heritage is making a catalogue for protective conservation. We will report any developments to this story. I told you not to cause trouble. I didn't. They are looking for Ong Bak. What's Ong Bak? The head of the Buddha Statue that I ought to you. Why does this man cause me so much trouble? I lost my betting money, and all my relics collection... because of one peasant. I'm sorry I can't save her. Pi Ngek! Pi Ngek. Pi Ngek! Pi Ngek don't leave me. Who's she? Muay's big sister. You cann't leave me. I have nobody. Muay, Muay. Ngek asked me to give this to you... 'For Muay College Fees' I don't want it, don't want it I want you. I have nobody else. You can't leave. I've no one else. Don't be so sad, Muay. Birth and death are part of life. I won't leave you. What's this? What? Where are you taking me? Let's go, go quickly. Go, go! Do you know who I am? How dare you attack my property! I don't know. It's between Ai Tim and Ai Don. True! I don't know. I know that you are looking for this Head. Do you really want it? If you want it. I've a game for you to play. I saw Ong Bak with my own eyes. If you accept to fight for him, he will give you Ong Bak and release Muay. What are you going to do? Tell me. I will do anything... to ing back Ong Bak to Ban Nong Pradoo. I'll sacrify even with my life. Why do you call me to leave the frontier? To warn you to stay away from political issues and I want you to make a bet. Oho.You want to revenge that country boxer to death! How much you want to bet? Your call. You don't call the shots anymore! On the East corner is a Thai Boxer. He's new to us . The Burmese Boxer is on the West corner. He's one of the best. Now the fight has begun. (Voice of the commentator continues) Ai Tim! Ai Tim! Are you OK? Enough. Hey! If you want Ong Bak, follow me. You're crooks too. Tim lost the fight so I could win the bet. Huh! This is Pra. It's just the head of some worthless statue that you're trying to get. I'm not interested in the head, I just want you to box for me. Don't dare challenge me because I can make you live or die. Damn you! You betray us. Ai Tim lost the fight for you, why don't you return the head to him? Son of a bitch! Calm down. Finish them after I've gone. You got hurt but I got the money. Remember that I ordered this. Get rid of them. I can't help if they don't listen. Huh! Kill them! Pi Yod! Damn! I told him not to make a noise. Hey! Do it quickly! Police may be here soon. Hey! Go there. Where is Ong Bak? Hey! I go with you. No, I can't let anyone die for Ong Bak. Except me, only me. Ai Tim, Ai Tim. Let me help you. I don't want to be like this. I apologise to you. Let me do one good deed for Ban Nong Pradoo. At least... Let me start the bike for you. I, Bak Hum Lae, from Ban Nong Pradoo. Don told me there is a secret cave behind the next mountain. Still not dead! You want Ong Bak! You have to exchange it with your life. We're cutting the biggest head. Ai Tim! Ai Tim.....Ai Ti... Ai Ham Lae! Are you OK? Go and get Ong Bak. Go! Don't worry about me. Go and get Ong Bak. Go! Huh! Where're you running to? Continue working! Cut the head off! Be careful! Last time I told him to lose. The head is off now boss. Good, pull it off. Die..e..e... You want this head! I want to see if it's un eakable. Ai Hum Lae! Ai Hum Lae... Are you hurt? Take... take... Ong Bak back to our... our village. Ai Pi Yod! Ai Pi Yod! What's happenning? Ai Hum Lae. Muay.. finish.. your studying and find.. a good job. Bak Tim..Tell my dad I can't become a monk. Huh! What are you saying? Let's go to hospital and you will be fine, Pi Yod. Ai Hum Lae. Ai Pi Yod, Ai Pi Yod. Huh! You can't die! You promised not to leave me, you can't die. You can't do this! You mustn't lie to me, you cannot lie to me. Do you understand! You promised me! I've nobody else! I've nobody else! Wake up now! Don't do this to me, you can't, can't. Understand! Wake up now! Ai Pi Yod, you can't die. You must keep your promise. (Weeping goes on continuously)

Harry Potter 3 Lumos Maxima. Lumos Maxima. Lumos Maxima. Lumos Maxima. Lumos Maxima! Harry. Harry. Harry, open the door. Marge. How lovely to see... Uncle Vernon, I need you to sign this form. What is it? Nothing. School stuff. Later perhaps, if you behave. I will if she does. - Oh, you're still here, are you? - Yes. Don't say yes in that ungrateful way. Damn good of my other to keep you. He'd have been straight to an orphanage if he'd been dumped on my doorstep. Is that my Dudders? Is that my little neffy-pooh? Give us a kiss. Come on. Up, up. Take Marge's suitcase upstairs. Okay. Finish that off for Mommy. Good boy, Rippy-pooh. - Can I tempt you, Marge? - Just a small one. Excellent nosh, Petunia. A bit more. Usually just a fry-up for me, what with 12 dogs. Just a bit more. That's a boy. You wanna try a little drop of andy? A little drop of andy- andy windy-wandy for Rippy-pippy-pooh? What are you smirking at? Where did you send the boy, Vernon? St. Brutus'. It's a fine institution for hopeless cases. Do they use a cane at St. Brutus', boy? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I've been beaten loads of times. Excellent. I won't have this namby-pamby... ...wishy-washy nonsense about not beating people who deserve it. You mustn't blame yourself about how this one turned out. It's all to do with blood. Bad blood will out. What is it the boy's father did, Petunia? Nothing. He didn't work. He was unemployed. - And a drunk too, no doubt? - That's a lie. - What did you say? - My dad wasn't a drunk. Don't worry. Don't fuss, Petunia. I have a very firm grip. I think it's time you went to bed. Quiet, Vernon. You, clean it up. Actually, it's nothing to do with the father. It's all to do with the mother. You see it all the time with dogs. If something's wrong with the bitch, then something's wrong with the pup. Shut up! Shut up! Right. Let me tell you... Vernon! Vernon! Vernon, do something! Stop! I've got you, Marge. I've got you. - Hold on, hold on. - Get off. - Don't you dare! - Sorry. Oh, Vernon. Oh, God. Marge! Please! Marge! Come back! You ing her back! You ing her back now. - You put her right! - No. She deserved what she got. - Keep away from me. - You can't do magic outside school. - Yeah? Try me. - They won't let you back now. You've nowhere to go. I don't care. Anywhere is better than here. Welcome to the Knight Bus... ...emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard. My name is Stan Shunpike, and I will be your conductor for this evening. What you doing down there? - I fell over. - What you fell over for? - I didn't do it on purpose. - Well, come on, then. Let's not wait for the grass to grow. - What you looking at? - Nothing. Well, come on, then. In. No, no, no. I'll get this. You get in. Come on. Come on. Move on, move on. - Take her away, Ern. - Yeah, take it away, Ernie. It's going to be a bumpy ride. - What did you say your name was? - I didn't. - Whereabouts are you headed? - The Leaky Cauldron. That's in London. You hear that? The Leaky Cauldron. That's in London. The Leaky Cauldron. If you have pea soup... ...make sure you eat it before it eats you. - But the Muggles. Can't they see us? - Muggles? They don't see nothing, do they? No, but if you jab them with a fork, they feel. Ernie, little old lady at 12 o'clock! Ten, nine, eight... ...seven, six, five... ...four, three, three and a half... ...two, one and three quarters. Yes! Who is that? That man. Who is that? Who is...? That is Sirius Black, that is. Don't tell me you've never been hearing of Sirius Black. He's a murderer. Got himself locked up in Azkaban for it. - How did he escape? - Well, that's the question, isn't it? He's the first one that done it. He was a big supporter of... ...You-Know-Who. I reckon you've heard of him. Yeah. Him I've heard of. Ernie, two double-deckers at 12 o'clock. They're getting closer, Ernie. Ernie, they're right on top of us! Mind your head. Hey, guys? Guys? Why the long faces? Yeah, yeah. Nearly there. Nearly there. - The Leaky Cauldron. - Next stop, Knockturn Alley. Mr. Potter, at last. - Take it away, Ern. - Yeah, take it away, Ernie! Room 11. Hedwig. Right smart bird you got there, Mr. Potter. He arrived here just five minutes before yourself. As Minister for Magic, it is my duty to inform you, Mr. Potter... ...earlier this evening your uncle's sister was located... ...a little south of Sheffield, circling a chimney stack. The Accidental Magic Reversal Department was dispatched immediately. She has been properly punctured and her memory modified. She will have no recollection of the incident whatsoever. So that's that... ...and no harm done. Pea soup? No, thank you. - Minister? - Yes? - I don't understand. - Understand? I oke the law. Underage wizards can't use magic at home. Come now. The Ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban... ...for blowing up their aunts. On the other hand, running away like that, given the state of things... ...was very, very irresponsible. - The state of things, sir? - We have a killer on the loose. Sirius Black, you mean? But what's he got to do with me? Nothing, of course. You're safe. And that's what matters. And tomorrow you'll be on your way back to Hogwarts. These are your new schoolbooks. I took the liberty... ...of having them ought here. Now Tom will show you to your room. Hedwig. Oh, by the way, Harry. Whilst you're here, it would be best if you didn't... ...wander. Right! You gonna move that bus or what? Housekeeping. I'll come back later. I'm warning you, Hermione. Keep that beast away from Scabbers, or I'll turn it into a tea cozy. It's a cat, Ronald. What do you expect? - It's in his nature. - A cat? Is that what they told you? - Looks like a pig with hair. - That's rich... ...coming from the owner of that smelly old shoe ush. Crookshanks, just ignore the mean little boy. Harry. Harry. - Egypt. What's it like? - Brilliant. Loads of old stuff... ...like mummies, tombs, even Scabbers enjoyed himself. - Egyptians used to worship cats. - Along with the dung beetle. - Not flashing that clipping again? - I haven't shown anyone. No, not a soul. Not unless you count Tom. - The day maid. - Night maid. - Cook. - The bloke who fixed the toilet. - Harry. - Mrs. Weasley. - Good to see you, dear. - Good to see you. - Got everything? - Yes. - Yes? All your books? - It's all upstairs. - Your clothes? - Everything. - Good boy. - Thank you. - Harry Potter. - Mr. Weasley. - Harry, wonder if I might have a word? - Yeah, sure. - Hermione. - Good morning, Mr. Weasley. - Looking forward to a new term? - Yeah. It should be great. Harry, some within the Ministry would strongly discourage me... ...from divulging what I'm about to reveal to you. But I think that you need to know the facts. You are in danger. Grave danger. Has this anything to do with Sirius Black, sir? What do you know about Sirius Black, Harry? - Only that he's escaped from Azkaban. - Do you know why? Thirteen years ago, when you stopped... - Voldemort. - Don't say his name. Sorry. When you stopped You-Know-Who... ...Black lost everything. But to this day, he still remains a faithful servant. And in his mind... ...you are the only thing that stands in the way... ...of You-Know-Who returning to power. And that is why... ...he has escaped from Azkaban. To find you. And kill me. Harry, swear to me that whatever you might hear... ...you won't go looking for Black. Mr. Weasley... ...why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me? Quick. Quick. Ron, Ron! Oh, for goodness' sake! Don't lose him! I didn't mean to blow her up. I just... - I lost control. - Brilliant. Honestly, Ron, it's not funny. Harry was lucky not to be expelled. I was lucky not to be arrested. I still think it was illiant. Come on. Everywhere else is full. Who do you think that is? - Professor R.J. Lupin. - Do you know everything? How is it she knows everything? - It's on his suitcase, Ronald. - Oh. - Do you think he's really asleep? - Seems to be. Why? I gotta tell you something. Let me get this straight. Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban... ...to come after you? - Yeah. But they'll catch Black, won't they? - I mean, everyone's looking for him. - Sure. Except no one's ever oken out of Azkaban before... ...and he's a murderous, raving lunatic. - Thanks, Ron. Why are we stopping? We can't be there yet. What's going on? I don't know. Maybe we've oken down. Ouch, Ron. That was my foot. There's something moving out there. I think someone's coming aboard. Bloody hell! What's happening? Harry. Harry, are you all right? Thank you. Here, eat this. It'll help. It's all right. It's chocolate. What was that thing that came? It was a dementor. One of the guards of Azkaban. It's gone now. It was searching the train for Sirius Black. If you'll excuse me, I need to have a little word with the driver. Eat. You'll feel better. What happened to me? Well, you sort of went rigid. We thought maybe you were having a fit or something. And did either of you two... ...you know... ...pass out? - No. I felt weird, though. Like I'd never be cheerful again. But someone was screaming. A woman. No one was screaming, Harry. Welcome! Welcome to another year at Hogwarts. Now, I'd like to say a few words... ...before we all become too befuddled by our excellent feast. First, I'm pleased to welcome Professor R.J. Lupin... ...who's kindly consented to fill the post... ...of Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Good luck, professor. Of course. That's why he knew to give you the chocolate, Harry. Potter. Is it true you fainted? - I mean, you actually fainted? - Shove off, Malfoy. - How did he find out? - Just forget it. Our Care of Magical Creatures teacher... ...has decided to retire... ...in order to spend more time with his remaining limbs. Fortunately, I'm delighted to announce... ...that his place will be taken by none other... ...than our own Rubeus Hagrid. Finally, on a more disquieting note... ...at the request of the Ministry of Magic... ...Hogwarts will, until further notice, play host to the dementors of Azkaban... ...until such a time as Sirius Black is captured. The dementors will be stationed at every entrance to the grounds. Now whilst I've been assured... ...that their presence will not disrupt our day-to-day activities... ...a word of caution. Dementors are vicious creatures. They'll not distinguish... ...between the one they hunt and the one who gets in their way. Therefore, I must warn each and every one of you... ...to give them no reason to harm you. It is not in the nature of a dementor to be forgiving. But you know, happiness can be found... ...even in the darkest of times... ...if one only remembers to turn on the light. Fortuna Major. Here, listen. She just won't let me in. - Fortuna Major. - No, no. Wait, wait. Watch this. - Amazing. Just with my voice. - Fortuna Major. - Yes, all right. Go in. - Thank you. Still doing that after three years. - She can't even sing. - Exactly. - Hey, man. - Hey, man. - Oh, God. - That's awful. Green. That's a monkey. - What is that? - You call that a monkey? Do not give him one again. Hey, Neville, try an elephant. - Ron, catch. - I will. I think we have a winner. - Oh, don't try one of them. - Oh, no. Look at him. His face. Welcome, my children. In this room, you shall explore the noble art of Divination. In this room, you shall discover if you possess the Sight. Hello. I am Professor Trelawney. Together we shall cast ourselves into the future. This term, we'll focus on Tasseomancy, the art of reading tea leaves. So please, take the cup of the person sitting opposite you. What do you see? The truth lies buried like a sentence deep within a book, waiting to be read. But first, you must oaden your minds. - First, you must look beyond. - What a load of rubbish. - Where did you come from? - Me? - I've been here all this time. - You, boy... Is your grandmother quite well? I think so. I wouldn't be so sure of that. Give me the cup. Pity. Broaden your minds. Your aura is pulsing, dear. Are you in the beyond? - I think you are. - Sure. Look at the cup. Tell me what you see. Yeah. Harry's got sort of a wonky cross. That's trials and suffering. And that there could be the sun and that's happiness. So... ...you're gonna suffer, but you're gonna be happy about it. Give me the cup. Oh, my dear boy. My dear... ...you have the Grim. The Grin? What's the Grin? Not the Grin, you idiot. The Grim. Taking form of a giant spectral dog. It's among the darkest omens in our world. It's an omen... ...of death. You don't think that Grim thing's got anything to do with Sirius Black? Oh, honestly, Ron. If you ask me, Divination's a woolly discipline. Now, Ancient Runes, that's a fascinating subject. Ancient Runes? Exactly how many classes are you taking? A fair few. Hang on. That's not possible. Ancient Runes is in the same time as Divination. You have to be in two classes at once. Don't be silly. How could anyone be in two classes at once? Broaden your minds. Use your Inner Eye to see the future. That's it. Come on, now. Come closer. Less talking, if you don't mind. I got a real treat for you today. A great lesson. So follow me. Right, you lot. Less chattering. Form a group over there. And open your books to page 49. Exactly how do we do that? Just stroke the spine, of course. Goodness me. - Don't be such a wimp, Longbottom. - I'm okay. Okay. - I think they're funny. - Oh, yeah. Terribly funny. Witty. God, this place has gone to the dogs. Wait until Father hears Dumbledore's got this oaf teaching classes. Shut up, Malfoy. Dementor! Dementor! - Just ignore him. - You're supposed to stroke it. Yeah. Isn't he beautiful? Say hello to Buckbeak. Hagrid, exactly what is that? That, Ron, is a hippogriff. First thing you wanna know is they're very proud creatures. Very easily offended. You do not want to insult a hippogriff. It may be the last thing you ever do. Now, who'd like to come and say hello? Well done, Harry. Well done. Come on now. Now... ...you have to let him make the first move. It's only polite. So... ...step up. Give him a nice bow. Then you wait and see if he bows back. If he does, you can go and touch him. If not... Well, we'll get to that later. Just make your bow. Nice and low. Back off, Harry. Back off. Keep still. Keep still. Well done, Harry. Well done. Here, you big ute, you. Right. I think you can go and pat him now. Go on. Don't be shy. Nice and slow, now. Nice and slow. Slow. Not so fast, Harry. Slow down, Harry. That's it... Nice and slow. Now let him come to you. Slowly, now, slowly, slowly... That's it... Yes! Well done! Well done, Harry, well done! Does he get to fly? - I think he may let you ride him now. - What? - Come on. - Hey, hey, hey! Put you over here, just behind the wing joint. Don't pull out any of his feathers, because he won't thank you for that. Well done, Harry, and well done, Buckbeak. That was wicked, Harry! Oh, please. Well done, well done. - How am I doing me first day? - Brilliant, professor. You're not dangerous at all, are you, you great ugly ute! Malfoy, no... No! Buckbeak! Whoa, whoa, whoa... Whoa! Buckbeak! Away, you silly creature... - It's killed me! - Calm down. It's just a scratch! Hagrid! - He has to be taken to the hospital. - I'm the teacher. I'll do it. - You're gonna regret this. - Class dismissed! You and your bloody chicken! Does it hurt terribly, Draco? It comes and it goes. Still, I consider myself lucky. Madam Pomfrey said another minute and I could've lost my arm. - I can't do homework for weeks. - Listen to the idiot. - He's really laying it on thick, isn't he? - At least Hagrid didn't get fired. I hear Draco's father's furious. We haven't heard the end of this. - He's been sighted! - Who? Sirius Black! Dufftown? That's not far from here. You don't think he'd come to Hogwarts, do you? - With dementors at every entrance? - Dementors? He slipped past them once. Who's to say he won't do it again? That's right. Black could be anywhere. It's like trying to catch smoke. Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands. Intriguing, isn't it? Would anyone like to venture a guess... ...as to what is inside? - That's a boggart, that is. - Very good, Mr. Thomas. Now, can anybody tell me what a boggart looks like? - No one knows. - When did she get here? Boggarts are shape-shifters. They take the shape of whatever a person fears the most. - That's what makes them so... - So terrifying, yes, yes, yes... Luckily, a very simple charm exists to repel a boggart. Let's practice it now. Without wands, please. After me. Riddikulus! - Riddikulus! - Very good. A little louder and very clear. 00:39:18,332... > 00:39:20,437 - Riddikulus! - Riddikulus! - This class is ridiculous. - Very good. So much for the easy part. You see, the incantation alone is not enough. What really finishes a boggart is laughter. You need to force it to assume a shape you find truly amusing. Let me explain. Neville, would you join me, please? Come on, don't be shy. Come on. Come on. Hello. Neville, what frightens you most of all? Professor Snape. - Sorry? - Professor Snape. Professor Snape. Yes, frightens all. - You live with your grandmother. - I don't want it to turn into her, either. No... ...it won't. I want you to picture her clothes. Only her clothes, very clearly, in your mind. - She carries a red handbag... - We don't need to hear. As long as you see it, we'll see it. Now, when I open that wardrobe... ...here's what I want you to do. Excuse me. Imagine Professor Snape in your grandmother's clothes. Can you do that? Yes. Wand at the ready. One, two, three. Think, Neville, think. Riddikulus! Wonderful, Neville, wonderful! Incredible! Okay... ...to the back, Neville. Everyone, form a line... Form a line! I want everyone to picture the thing they fear the very most... ...and turn it into something funny. Next! Ron! Concentrate. Face your fear. Be ave! Wand at the ready, Ron. Riddikulus! Yes! You see? Very good, very good! Marvelous! Absolutely, very, very enjoyable! Parvati! Next! Show us what you see. Keep your nerve. Steady. Riddikulus! And next! Step up, step up! Wonderful, wonderful! Here! Riddikulus! Right. Sorry about that. That's enough for today. Collect your books from the back. That's the end of the lesson. Thank you! Sorry! Sorry, you can have too much of a good thing. Remember, these visits to Hogsmeade village are a privilege. Should your behavior reflect poorly on the school... ...that privilege shall not be extended again. No permission form signed, no visiting the village. That's the rule, Potter. Those with permission, follow me. Those without, stay put. I thought if you signed it, then I could... I can't. Only a parent or a guardian can sign. Since I am neither, it would be inappropriate. I'm sorry, Potter. That's my final word. Forget about it, guys. See you later. Professor, can I ask you something? You want to know why I stopped you facing that boggart, yes? I thought it'd be obvious. I assumed it would take the shape of Lord Voldemort. I did think of Voldemort at first. But then I remembered that night on the train... ...and the dementor. - I'm very impressed. That suggests what you fear the most is fear itself. This is very wise. Before I fainted... ...I heard something. A woman... ...screaming. Dementors force us to relive our very worst memories. Our pain becomes their power. I think it was my mother... ...the night she was murdered. The very first time I saw you, Harry, I recognized you immediately. Not by your scar, by your eyes. They're your mother, Lily's. Yes. Oh, yes. I knew her. Your mother was there for me at a time when no one else was. Not only was she a singularly gifted witch... ...she was also an uncommonly kind woman. She had a way of seeing the beauty in others... ...even, and most especially, when that person could not see it in themselves. And your father, James, on the other hand... ...he... He had a certain, shall we say, talent for trouble. A talent, rumor has it, he passed on to you. You're more like them than you know, Harry. In time, you'll come to see just how much. Honeyduke's Sweetshop is illiant, but nothing beats Zonko's Joke Shop. We never got to go to the Shrieking Shack. - You heard it's the most... - Haunted building in Britain. I know. What's going on? Probably Neville forgot the password again. - Hey. - Oh, you're there. Let me through, please. Excuse me! I'm Head Boy! Get back, all of you. No one is to enter this dormitory until it's been searched. The Fat Lady! She's gone! Serves her right. She was a terrible singer. It's not funny, Ron. Keep calm, everyone. Break into fours. Back to your common room. - Be quiet. - Make way. - The headmaster's here. - Come on, move. You heard. Move! Mr. Filch? Round up the ghosts. Tell them to search every painting in the castle to find the Fat Lady. There's no need for ghosts, professor. The Fat Lady's there. Mind where you're going! Slow down! You listen! I'm Head Boy! - Come back here! - Keep moving! Dear lady, who did this to you? Eyes like the devil, he's got, and a soul as dark as his name. It's him, headmaster. The one they all talk about. He's here, somewhere in the castle! Sirius Black! Secure the castle, Mr. Filch. The rest of you, to the Great Hall. I've searched the Astronomy Tower and the Owlery. There's nothing there. - Thank you. - The third floor's clear too, sir. - Very good. - I've done the dungeons. No sign of Black, nor anywhere else in the castle. I didn't really expect him to linger. Remarkable feat, don't you think? To enter Hogwarts Castle on one's own... ...completely undetected? - Quite remarkable, yes. Any theories on how he managed it? Many. Each as unlikely as the next. You may recall... ...prior to the start of term I expressed concerns... ...about your appointment of Professor... Not a single professor inside this castle would help Sirius Black enter it. I'm quite convinced the castle is safe... ...and I'm more than willing to send the students to their houses. What about Potter? Should he be warned? Perhaps. But for now, let him sleep. For in dreams, we enter a world that's entirely our own. Let them swim in the deepest ocean or glide over the highest cloud. Turn to page 394. Excuse me, sir. Where's Professor Lupin? That's not really your concern, is it, Potter? Suffice it to say your professor finds himself incapable of teaching... ...at the present time. Turn to page 394. Werewolves? Sir, we just learned about red caps and hinkypunks. - We're not meant to start that for weeks. - Quiet. When did she come in? Did you see her come in? Now, which one of you can tell me the difference... ...between an Animagus and a werewolf? No one? - How disappointing. - Please, sir. An Animagus is a wizard who elects to turn into an animal. A werewolf has no choice. With each full moon... ...he no longer remembers who he is. He'd kill his best friend. The werewolf only responds to the call of its own kind. Thank you, Mr. Malfoy. That's the second time... ...you've spoken out of turn, Miss Granger. Are you incapable of restraining yourself... ...or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all? - He's got a point, you know. - Five points from Gryffindor. As an antidote to your ignorance, and on my desk, by Monday morning... ...two rolls of parchment on the werewolf, with emphasis... ...on recognizing it. - It's Quidditch tomorrow. Then I suggest you take extra care, Mr. Potter. Loss of limb will not excuse you. Page 394. The term werewolf... ...is a contraction of the Anglo-Saxon word wer... ...which means man, and wolf. Werewolf, man-wolf. There are several ways to become a werewolf. They include being given the power of shape-shifting... ...being bitten by a werewolf... Go, Harry! Go, Harry! Aresto momentum! - He looks a bit peaky, doesn't he? - Peaky? What do you expect? He fell over 100 feet. Let's walk you off a tower and see what you look like. Probably a right sight better than he normally does. - How are you feeling? - Oh, illiant. You gave us a right good scare. - What happened? - Well, you fell off your oom. Really? I meant the match. Who won? No one blames you, Harry. Dementors aren't supposed to be on the grounds. Dumbledore's furious. After he saved you, he sent them off. There's something else you should know too. When you fell, your oom sort of blew into the Whomping Willow, and... Well... I'm sorry to hear about your oomstick. Is there no chance of fixing it? No. Professor, why do the dementors affect me so? - I mean, more than everyone else? - Listen. Dementors are the foulest creatures to walk this earth. They feed on every good feeling, every happy memory... ...until a person is left with absolutely nothing but his worst experiences. You are not weak, Harry. Dementors affect you most because there are true horrors in your past. Horrors your classmates can scarcely imagine. You have nothing to be ashamed of. - I'm scared, professor. - I'd consider you a fool if you weren't. I need to know how to fight them. You could teach me. You made the one on the train go away. There was only one that night. - But you made it go away. - I don't pretend to be an expert, Harry. But as the dementors seem to have developed an interest in you... ...perhaps I should teach you. But after the holidays. For now, I need to rest. Last call for Hogsmeade! Come on, now! - Guys, let me go. - Clever, Harry. - But not clever enough. - We've got a better way. - I'm trying to get to Hogsmeade. - We know. We'll get you there. - We'll show you a quicker way. - If you pipe down. - Bless him. - Let me go! Come on, guys. Don't... - Now, Harry. - Come and join the big boys. What are you doing?! - What's this rubbish? - What's this rubbish? he says. - It's the secret to our success. - It's a wrench giving it to you... But we've decided your needs are greater than ours. George, if you will. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs... ...are proud to present the Marauder's Map. We owe them so much. Hang on. This is Hogwarts. And that... - No. Is that really...? - Dumbledore. - In his study. - Pacing. Does that a lot. - So this map shows...? - Everyone. - Where they are. - What they're doing. - Every minute. - Every day. - Brilliant! Where did you get it? - From Filch's office. - First year. - There are seven secret passageways... ...out of the castle. - We'd recommend this one. - The One-Eyed Witch passageway. - Leads you to Honeyduke's. Hurry. Filch is heading this way. And don't forget. When you're done, 00:58:14,779... > 00:58:18,936 Mischief managed. Otherwise, anyone can read it. Now, how much do you want? Delicious. It's meant to be the most haunted building in Britain. Did I mention that? Twice. Do you want to move a bit closer? To the Shrieking Shack? Actually, I'm fine here. Well, well. Look who's here. You two shopping for your new dream home? Bit grand for you, isn't it, Weasle-Bee? Don't your family sleep in one room? - Shut your mouth, Malfoy. - Not very friendly. Boys, I think it's time we teach Weasle-Bee how to respect his superiors. - Hope you don't mean yourself. - How dare you talk to me! You filthy little mudblood! Who is that? - Don't stand there! Do something! - What? What's up, Malfoy? Lost your skis? Get out of the way! Move! Malfoy! Wait! Wait! Harry! Bloody hell, Harry. That was not funny. Those weasels! Never told me about any Marauder's Map. He won't keep it. He'll turn it over to Professor McGonagall. - Aren't you? - Sure. Along with his Invisibility Cloak. Look who it is. Madam Rosmerta. - Ron fancies her. - That's not true! - Professor McGonagall! - Cornelius! Allow me, minister. - Oh, Hagrid... - Sorry about that. Rosmerta, my dear. I hope business is good. It'd be a lot better if the Ministry wasn't sending dementors...

It'd be a lot better if the Ministry wasn't sending dementors... ...into my pub every other night! - We have... - We have a killer on the loose. - Sirius Black in Hogsmeade! And what would ing him here? - Harry Potter. - Harry Potter? Come. Harry! - No underage wizards allowed in today! - Shut the damn door! - So rude. - Thick heads. - Thick heads?! - How dare they! - Who are they calling thick heads? - Young whippersnappers! Nobody will come to a pub where they'll get scared out of their wits. Professor Dumbledore doesn't want dementors around the place. Tell me what this is all about. Years ago, when Harry Potter's parents realized they were marked for death... Remember? They hid. Few knew where they were. One who did was Sirius Black. And he told You-Know-Who. Not only did Black lead him to the Potters that night... ...he also killed Peter Pettigrew! - Peter Pettigrew? - Little lump of a boy. - Always trailing after Black. - I remember. Never let James and Sirius out of his sight. - What happened? - Peter tried to warn the Potters... ...and might have, had he not run into an old friend, Sirius Black. Black was vicious. He didn't kill Pettigrew. He destroyed him! A finger. That's all that was left. A finger. Nothing else. Sirius Black may not have put his hands to the Potters... ...but he's the reason they're dead. - He wants to finish things. - I don't believe it. - That's not the worst of it. - What could be worse? - Sirius Black was... ...and remains to this day... ...Harry Potter's godfather! Ron, look! - Sorry. Excuse me, excuse me. - Merry Christmas. Harry, what happened? He was their friend... ...and he betrayed them. He was their friend! I hope he finds me. Because when he does, I'm gonna be ready! When he does, I'm gonna kill him! Harry. There you are. You came. Are you sure about this, Harry? This is very advanced magic... ...well beyond the Ordinary Wizarding Level. I'm sure. Well, everything's prepared. The spell I'm going to teach you is called the Patronus Charm. Did you ever hear of it? No? Well... A Patronus is a positive force. For the wizard who conjures one... ...it works like a shield, with the dementor feeding on it rather than him. But in order for it to work, you need to think of a memory. Not just any memory, a very happy memory, a very powerful memory. Can you do this? Yes. Very well. Close your eyes. Concentrate. Explore your past. Do you have a memory? Allow it to fill you up. Lose yourself within it. Then speak the incantation, Expecto Patronum. - Expecto Patronum. - Very good. Shall we? Wand at the ready. Expecto Patronum! Expecto... Expecto... Expect... Here we go. Come on. Sit up. Deep eaths. It's all right. I didn't expect you to do it the first time. That would have been remarkable. Here, eat this. You'll feel better. - That's one nasty dementor. - Oh, no, no, no. That was a boggart, Harry. A boggart. The real thing would be worse. Much, much worse. As a matter of interest, what were you thinking? - Which memory did you choose? - The first time I rode a oom. That's not good enough. Not nearly good enough. There's another. It's not happy, exactly. Well, it is. It's the happiest I've ever felt... ...but it's complicated. - Is it strong? Then let's give it a try. You feel ready? Just do it. Expecto Patronum! Expecto Patronum! Yes! Well done, Harry. Well done! - I think I've had enough for today. - Yes. Sit down. Here. Eat this, it helps. It really helps. And just so you know, Harry... ...I think you'd have given your father a run for his money. And that... ...is saying something. I was thinking of him. And Mum. Seeing their faces. They were talking to me. Just talking. That's the memory I chose. I don't even know if it's real. But it's the best I have. - Beautiful day. - Gorgeous. Unless you've been ripped to pieces! Ripped to pieces? What are you talking about? - Ronald has lost his rat. - I haven't lost anything! - Your cat killed him! - Rubbish. Harry, you've seen the way that bloodthirsty beast of hers... ...is always lurking about. And Scabbers is gone. Well, maybe you should take better care of your pets! - Your cat killed him! - Did not. - Did. - Didn't. How did it go, Hagrid? The hearing? Well, first off, the committee members took turns... ...talking about why we were there. I got up and did my piece. Said how Buckbeak... ...was a good hippogriff, always cleaned his feathers. And then Lucius Malfoy got up. Well, you can imagine. He said Buckbeak was a deadly and dangerous creature... ...who would kill you as soon as look at you. And then? And then he asked for the worst, did old Lucius. - They're not sacking you! - No, I'm not sacked. Buckbeak's been sentenced to death! Spiders! There's... There's spiders. Spiders. They want me to tap-dance. - I don't wanna tap-dance! - You tell those spiders. Right, yeah. Tell them. I'll tell them... - Peter Pettigrew? - Little lump of a boy. - Always trailing after Sirius Black. - Black was vicious. He didn't kill Pettigrew, he destroyed him! - Put that light out! - Sorry. - Watch it there, boy. - We're trying to sleep here! Mischief managed. Nox. Potter. What are you doing wandering the corridors at night? I was sleepwalking. How extraordinarily like your father you are, Potter. He, too, was exceedingly arrogant, strutting about the castle. My dad didn't strut. And nor do I. Now, if you don't mind, I would appreciate it if you could lower your wand. Turn out your pockets. Turn out your pockets! What's this? - Spare bit of parchment. - Really? Open it. Reveal your secrets. Read it. Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs... ...offer their compliments to Professor Snape and... Go on. And request he keep his large nose out of other people's business. - You insolent little... - Professor! Well, well. Lupin. Out for a little walk in the moonlight, are we? Harry, are you all right? That remains to be seen. I have now just confiscated a rather curious artifact. Take a look, Lupin. Supposed to be your area of expertise. - Clearly, it's full of dark magic. - I seriously doubt it, Severus. It looks as though it's a parchment designed to insult anyone... ...who tries to read it. I suspect it's a Zonko product. Nevertheless, I shall investigate any hidden qualities it may possess. It is, after all, as you say, my area of expertise. Harry, would you come with me, please? Professor, good night. Are you deaf? Put that light out! Come in. I haven't the faintest idea how this map came to be in your possession... ...but quite frankly, I am astounded that you didn't hand it in. Did it never occur to you that this, in the hands of Sirius Black... ...is a map to you? - No. - No, sir. Your father never set much store by the rules either. But he and your mother gave their lives to save yours. Gambling their sacrifice by wandering the castle unprotected... ...with a killer on the loose seems to me a poor way to repay them! Now, I will not cover up for you again. - Do you hear me? - Yes, sir. I want you to return to your dormitory and stay there. And don't take any detours. If you do, I shall know. Professor, just so you know, I don't think that map always works. Earlier, it showed someone in the castle. Someone I know to be dead. Oh, really? And who might that be? Peter Pettigrew. That's not possible. It's just what I saw. Good night, professor. Broaden your minds. You must look beyond. The art of crystal gazing is in the clearing of the Inner Eye. Only then can you see. Try again. Now, what do we have here? Do you mind me trying? The Grim, possibly. My dear, from the first moment you stepped foot in my class... ...I sensed that you did not possess the proper spirit... ...for the noble art of Divination. No, you see, there. You may be young in years, but your heart is as shriveled... ...as an old maid's, your soul as dry as the pages of the books... ...to which you so desperately cleave. Have I said something? She's gone mental, Hermione has. Not that she wasn't always mental... ...but now it's in the open for everyone to see. Hang on. - We better take this back. - I'm not going back. - Fine. See you later. - See you. Harry Potter... - Professor Trelawney... - He will return tonight. Sorry? Tonight, he who betrayed his friends, whose heart rots with murder... ...shall eak free. Innocent blood shall be spilt... ...and servant and master shall be reunited once more. I'm so sorry, dear boy. Did you say something? No. Nothing. I can't believe they're going to kill Buckbeak. It's just too horrible. - It just got worse. - What did I say? Father said... ...I can keep the hippogriff's head. I'll donate it to the Gryffindors' room. This is going to be rich. - Look who's here. - Come to see the show? You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach! Hermione, no! He's not worth it. Malfoy, are you okay? - Let's go. Quick. - Not a word to anyone, understood? - That felt good. - Not good, illiant. Look at him. Loves the smell of the trees when the wind blows through them. Why don't we just set him free? They'd know it was me, and then Dumbledore... ...would get into trouble. He's coming down, Dumbledore. Says he wants to be with me when they... When it happens. Great man, Dumbledore. A great man. - We'll stay with you too. - You'll do no such thing! Think I want you seeing something like that? No. You just drink your tea and be off. Oh. Before you do, Ron... Scabbers! You're alive! - Keep a closer eye on your pet. - I think you owe someone an apology. Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know. I meant me! Blimey. What was that? Hagrid! Oh, crikey. No, minister. Over this way. It's late. It's nearly dark. You shouldn't be here. Someone sees you outside this time of night, you'll be in trouble. Particularly you, Harry. With you in a moment! Quick. Quick! Hagrid. - It'll be fine. It'll be okay. - Go on, go on! - That's ling you see over there... - On the slope. - On the slope... Ah, Hagrid. - Professor Dumbledore. - Good evening. - Minister. Make your way through. - Have a tea, if you like. - No, Hagrid. - Gentlemen. - I'd like a cup of tea. Well, I think we should get down to our business, shall we? Very well. It is the decision of the Committee for the Disposal... ...of Dangerous Creatures that the hippogriff Buckbeak... ...hereinafter called the condemned, shall be executed this day at sundown. - Dear, dear... - Now, now, Hagrid. Now, come on. - All right. It'll be all right. - The execution shall dispatch... What? I thought I just saw... - Never mind. - Let's go! Buckbeak didn't mean no harm. Oh, no. He bit me. Scabbers. Ron. Ron! - Ron! - Scabbers, come back. Wait! - Scabbers, you bit me! - Harry, you do realize what tree this is? That's not good. Ron, run! Harry, Hermione, run! It's the Grim! - Harry! - Ron! Ron, wait! Harry! - Help! - Ron! - Ron. Ron. - Ron! Come on! Move! Duck! Harry! - Oh, I'm sorry. - Don't worry. - Where do you suppose this goes? - I have a hunch. I just hope I'm wrong. We're in the Shrieking Shack, aren't we? Come on. Ron. - Ron. You're okay. - The dog. Where is it? It's a trap. He's the dog. He's an Animagus. If you want to kill Harry, you have to kill us too! No. Only one will die tonight. Then it'll be you! Are you going to kill me, Harry? Expelliarmus! Well, well, Sirius. Looking rather ragged, aren't we? Finally, the flesh reflects the madness within. Well, you'd know all about the madness within, wouldn't you? - I found him. - I know. - He's here. - I understand. - Let's kill him! - No! I trusted you! And all this time, you've been his friend. He's a werewolf! That's why he's been missing classes. How long have you known? - Since Professor Snape set the essay. - Well, Hermione. You are the ightest witch of your age I've ever met. Enough talk, Remus! Come on, let's kill him! - Wait! - I did my waiting! Twelve years of it! In Azkaban! Very well. Kill him. But wait one more minute. Harry has the right to know why. I know why. You betrayed my parents. - You're the reason they're dead! - No, it wasn't him. Somebody did betray your parents... ...somebody who, until quite recently, I believed to be dead! - Who was it, then? - Peter Pettigrew! And he's in this room! Right now! Come out, come out, Peter! - Come out, come out and play! - Expelliarmus! Vengeance is sweet. How I hoped I'd be the one to catch you. Severus... I told Dumbledore you were helping a friend into the castle. Here's the proof. Brilliant, Snape. You put your keen mind to the task and come to the wrong conclusion. If you'll excuse us, Remus and I have business... ...to attend to. - Give me a reason. I beg you! - Don't be a fool. - He can't help it. It's habit. - Be quiet. - Be quiet yourself! You two, quarrelling like an old married couple. Run along and play with your chemistry set! I could do it, you know. But why deny the dementors? They're so longing to see you. Do I detect a flicker of fear? Oh, yes. A Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness, but I'll do my best. Severus, please. After you. Expelliarmus! - Harry! What did you just do? - You attacked a teacher! - Tell me about Peter. - He was at school with us. We thought he was our friend! - No. Pettigrew's dead. You killed him! - No, he didn't. I thought so too, until you mentioned Pettigrew on the map! - The map was lying, then. - The map never lies! Pettigrew's alive! And he's right there! - Me?! He's mental! - Not you! Your rat! - Scabbers has been in my family for... - Twelve years? Curiously long life for a common garden rat! - He's missing a toe, isn't he? - So what? - All they could find of Pettigrew was his... - Finger! Dirty coward cut it off so everyone would think he was dead! - And then he transformed into a rat! - Show me. - Give it to him, Ron. - What are you trying to do to him? Scabbers! Leave him alone! Get off him! What are you doing? Remus? Sirius. My old friends! Harry! Look at you. You look so much like your father. - James. We were the best of friends... - How dare you speak to Harry! How dare you talk about James in front of him! - You sold James and Lily to Voldemort! - I didn't mean to! The Dark Lord. You have no idea the weapons he possesses! Ask yourself, Sirius! What would you have done? - What would you have done? - Died, rather than betray my friends! James wouldn't have wanted me killed! Your dad would have spared me! He would have shown me mercy! Should have realized if Voldemort didn't kill you, we would. Together! No! - Harry, this man... - I know what he is. But we'll take him to the castle. - Bless you, boy. Bless you! - Get off! I said we'd take you to the castle. After that, the dementors can have you. Sorry about the bite. I reckon that twinges a bit. A bit? A bit? You almost tore my leg off! I was going for the rat. Normally, I have a very sweet disposition as a dog. More than once, James suggested that I make the change permanent. The tail I could live with. But the fleas, they're murder. Okay. - You better go. - No. Don't worry, okay? It's fine. I'll stay. You go, I'll stay. - You okay? - I'm fine. Go. - That looks really painful. - So painful. They might chop it. I'm sure Madam Pomfrey will fix it in a heartbeat. It's too late. It's ruined. It'll have to be chopped off. It's beautiful, isn't it? I'll never forget the first time I walked through those doors. It'll be nice to do it again as a free man. That was a noble thing you did back there. He doesn't deserve it. I didn't think my dad would have wanted his best friends... ...to become killers. Besides, dead, the truth dies with him. Alive, you're free. Turn me into a flobberworm. Anything but the dementors! Ron! Haven't I been a good pet? You won't let them give me... ...to the dementors, will you? I was your rat! - Sweet, clever girl! Surely you won't... - Get away from her! I don't know if you know, Harry... ...but when you were born, James and Lily made me your godfather. I know. I can understand if you choose to stay with your aunt and uncle... ...but if you ever wanted a different home... What? Come and live with you? It's just a thought. I can understand if you don't want to. Harry! Remus, my old friend. Have you taken your potion tonight? You know the man you truly are, Remus! This heart is where you truly live! Here! This flesh is only flesh! Expelliarmus! Harry! Remus! Remus! Run! Run! - Come on. - Wait. Wait. Hermione! Bad idea. Bad idea. Professor? Professor Lupin? Nice doggy. Nice doggy! There you are, Potter! Sirius! Come back here, Potter! Sirius! No. Sirius! Expecto Patronum! Harry? I saw my dad. What? He sent the dementors away. I saw him across the lake. Harry, they've captured Sirius. Any minute the dementors are gonna perform the Kiss. - They're gonna kill him? - No. It's worse. Much worse. They're going to suck out his soul. Headmaster, stop them. - They've got the wrong man. - It's true. Sirius is innocent. - It's Scabbers who did it. - Scabbers? He's my rat, sir. He's not really a rat. He was a rat. He was my other Percy's rat. - But then they gave him an owl... - The point is, we know the truth. - Please believe us. - I do, Miss Granger. But the word of three 13-year-old wizards will convince few others. A child's voice, however honest and true... ...is meaningless to those who have forgotten how to listen. Mysterious thing, time. Powerful... ...and when meddled with, dangerous. Sirius Black is in the topmost cell of the Dark Tower. You know the laws, Miss Granger. You must not be seen. And you would do well, I feel, to return before this last chime. If not, the consequences are too ghastly to discuss. If you succeed tonight... ...more than one innocent life may be spared. Three turns should do it, I think. Oh, and by the way. When in doubt, I find retracing my steps to be a wise place to begin. Good luck. What the bloody hell was that all about? Sorry, Ron, but seeing as you can't walk... What just happened? - Where's Ron? - 7:30. Where were we at 7:30? I don't know. Going to Hagrid's? Come on. And we can't be seen. Hermione! Hermione! Hermione, wait. Hermione, will you please tell me what it is we're doing? You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach! That's us. Hermione, no! He's not worth it. This is not normal. This is a Time-Turner, Harry. McGonagall gave it to me first term. This is how I've been getting to my lessons all year. - You mean we've gone back in time? - Yes. Dumbledore obviously wanted us to return to this moment. Clearly, something happened he wants us to change. Good punch. Thanks. Malfoy's coming. - Run. - Not a word to anyone, understood? I'm gonna get that jumped-up mudblood! Mark my words. - That felt good. - Not good, illiant. Come on. We should be at Hagrid's. Look. Buckbeak's still alive. Of course. Remember what Dumbledore said? If we succeed, more than one innocent life could be spared. Let's go. Here they come. I'd better hurry. Fudge has to see Buckbeak before we steal him. Otherwise, he'll think Hagrid set him free. Scabbers, you're alive! - Keep a closer eye on your pet. - That's Pettigrew. - Harry, you can't. - He betrayed my parents. - You don't expect me to sit here. - Yes, and you must! Harry, you're in Hagrid's hut now. If you go bursting in, you'll think you've gone mad. Awful things happen to wizards who meddle with time. We can't be seen. Fudge is coming. And we aren't leaving? Why aren't we leaving? Are you mad? That hurt. Sorry. We're coming out the back door. Go! Is that really what my hair looks like from the back? What? I thought I just saw... - Never mind. - Let's go. Okay, go, Harry. Go! Get away. Get off. Minister, I really think I should sign as well. Yes, very well. Perhaps it would be... Okay, Buckbeak. Come quickly. Come with us now. Come on. Keep trying. Come on. Quickly. Buckbeak. Okay? Quickly. Hurry up. Okay? - Your name only. - It's such a very long name... Hurry up now, Buckbeak, okay? Come on. Come on, Buckbeak. Come and get the nice dead ferret. - Come on. It's here. Come on, Beaky. - Here we are, minister. Follow me. - Now, look there. - Where? - Look beyond the rocks. - What am I supposed to see? Professor Dippet had that ling planted when he was headmaster. - Oh, yes. Indeed, indeed. - And all the strawberries. - Come on, Buckbeak. Come on. - I see no strawberries. - Over there. - Where? - Over there. - This way. - Let's get this over, please. - All right. But where is it? I saw the beast, just now. - Not a moment ago! - How extraordinary. Buckbeak. Come now, Dumbledore. Someone's obviously released him. - Hagrid? - Buckbeak. I don't think the minister's suggesting you had anything to do with this. How could you? You've been with us all the time. - Right. - Well, well... We must search the grounds. Well, search the skies, if you must, minister. Meanwhile, I'd like a nice cup of tea or a large andy. Oh, executioner, your services are no longer required. Thank you. You'll find no small glasses in this house, professor. - Come on. - This way. This way, now. - Now what? - We save Sirius. - How? - No idea. - Look. It's Lupin. - Immobulus! And Snape's coming. And now we wait. And now we wait. - At least someone's enjoying himself. - Yeah. - Hermione? - Yeah? Before, down by the lake, when I was with Sirius... ...I did see someone. That someone made the dementors go away. With a Patronus. I heard Snape telling Dumbledore. According to him... ...only a really powerful wizard could have conjured it. It was my dad. My dad conjured the Patronus. - Harry, but your dad's... - Dead. I know. I'm just telling you what I saw. Here we come. You see Sirius talking to me there? - He's asking me to come live with him. - That's great. When we free him, I'll never have to go back to the Dursleys'. It'll just be me and him. We could live in the country... ...someplace you can see the sky. He'll like that after all those years in Azkaban. Harry! Run! Let's go. - What are you doing? - Saving your life. Thanks. - Great. Now he's coming for us. - Yeah, I didn't think about that. Run! That was so scary. Poor Professor Lupin's having a really tough night. Sirius. Come on! - This is horrible. - Don't worry. My dad will come. He'll conjure the Patronus. Any minute now. Right there. You'll see. Harry, listen to me. No one's coming. Don't worry, he will. He will come. - Sirius. - You're dying... ...both of you. Harry! Expecto Patronum! You were right, Hermione. It wasn't my dad I saw earlier. It was me! I saw myself conjuring the Patronus before. I knew I could do it this time because... ...well, I had already done it. - Does that make sense? - No. But I don't like flying! Bombarda! I'll be forever grateful for this... ...to both of you. - I want to go with you. - One day, perhaps. For some time, my life will be too unpredictable. And besides... ...you're meant to be here. - But you're innocent. And you know it. And for now, that will do. I expect you're tired of hearing this... ...but you look so like your father. Except your eyes. - You have... - My mother's eyes. It's cruel that I spent so much time with James and Lily, and you so little. But know this: The ones that love us never really leave us. And you can always find them... ...in here. You really are the ightest witch of your age. We have to go. - Well? - He's free. We did it. Did what? Good night. How did you get there? I was talking to you there. And now you're there. - What's he talking about, Harry? - I don't know. Honestly, Ron. How can somebody be in two places at once? Hello, Harry. I saw you coming. I've looked worse, believe me. - You've been sacked. - No. No. I resigned, actually. Resigned? Why? Well, it seems that somebody let slip the nature of my condition. This time tomorrow, the owls will start arriving and parents will not want... ...well, someone like me teaching their children. - But Dumbledore... - He has already... ...risked enough on my behalf. Besides, people like me are... Well, let's just say that I'm used to it by now. Why do you look so miserable, Harry? None of it made any difference. - Pettigrew escaped. - Didn't make any difference? It made all the difference in the world. You uncovered the truth. You saved an innocent man from a terrible fate. It made a great deal of difference. If I am proud of anything... ...it is of how much you have learned this year. Now, since I am no longer your teacher... ...I feel no guilt whatsoever about giving this back to you. So now I'll say goodbye, Harry. I feel sure we'll meet again sometime. Until then... ...mischief managed. Stand back, I said! Or I'll take it upstairs if you don't settle. Harry. Wherever did you get it? Can I have a go, Harry? After you, of course. - What are you talking about? - Quiet. Let the man through. I didn't mean to open it, Harry. It was badly wrapped. They made me do it. Did not. - It's a Firebolt. - It's the fastest oom in the world. For me? - But who sent it? - No one knows. This came with it. - Go on, Harry! - Yeah, let's see. How fast is it, Harry? Lumos. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. Mischief managed.

How many days left? I mean in your life span. Moisture 20. Daylight 40... Moisture Cyborg Announcement Return to your residence ASAP - and report in. - R, it's time for me to go. If you fail to report in within 3 minutes, MLPC will classify you as Deviant. - Repeat! Return to your residence ASAP. - They're calling me. A little longer. If you fail to report in within 3 minutes, MLPC will classify you as Deviant. - Repeat! Return to your residence ASAP. - It's time, I have to go. Let's go. I warn you, I warn you. If you fail to report in within 3 minutes, MLPC will classify you as Deviant. This simulation of Koyo, the planet of rebirth, is now over. We sincerely hope that you'll... ...one day soon take the trip to Koyo on the luxurious charter-Muyoga. Passengers on flight 430 to planet Vintan, please proceed to Gate 3 now. Let's go. NATURAL CITY Producer Dong-Jun LEE Production Supervisor Woo-Hyun WHANG Line Producer Sang-Ryul AHN Associate Producer Hyo-Seok YOON Director of Photography Jun-Kyu LEE Director of Lighting Jung-Dal SEO CG MAKOD VE Supervisor Byung-Yong MOON Title CG MDM VE Supervisor Kyung-Aae NOH Art Director Wha-Sung CHO, Won-Ki HONG Miniatures/Sets MDM Heung-Seok PARK, Sang-Hyuk HAN Makeup Yoon-Ye KIM Costumes Da-Hyun LEE Sound Supervisor Yong-Hoon KIM Recording Kwang-Ho CHUNG Music Jae-Jin LEE Editing Min-Ho KYUNG Special Effects Do-Ahn JUNG Director of Choreography Doo-Hong JUNG Prop GUESSTONG (Hyun-Gon KIM) Special Makeup Jae-Ho SHIN Adaptation Seok-Jin GOH, Jae-Rim HAN Additional Dialogue Jong-Eun LEE, Whi-Yung YANG Ji-Tae YOO as R Jae-Eun LEE as Cyon Chan YOON as Noma Rin SEO as Ria a MIN Byung-Chun Film Hit it! Mister. That's my dad. That body on the ground. Put everything in here. Don't waste any. What do you say? Want your fortune told? How could someone possibly love a cyborg? Feelings are beyond comprehension, girl. You just don't understand. Respect your father's last wish. I'm out of here. Can't believe your last wish was to be buried with a cyborg. Idiot! It's been said that there were two goddess statues here... ...but one of which was destroyed during the war Since then, no flowers can bloom here. Still I'm planting a flowerbed... ...on this rooftop of this ruined building... 5 minutes from current position, Ghetto L230, to the target area The cyborg who infiltrated the medical center is Cyper... ...a combat cyborg we manufactured 3 years ago Cyper went missing a year ago... but now it has taking over the medical center with 4 other cyborgs. We're moving in through a sewage disposal plant in the M323 sector, leading to NEUCOM... ...then proceed into sector L542, the center's emergency exit. Questions? Be prepared, people. This is no joke. They're combat cyborgs and in control of the building. Why the hell did they enter the medical center where human DNA records are stored? They must be working for someone else. Their combat ability is 4 times stronger than us. This looks like a well-planned attack on the center where all human DNA is registered. Junha, nervous? Shut up, asshole. And stop drinking. - He's coming this way. - You, chickenshit. Go for their heads. As long as their Al chips work, they can't and won't die. Aim at their heads. - Understood? - Yes, sir! R leads the advancing unit, the rest come with me. Rumor has it that some corrupt MPs are stealing and black-marketing... ...the Al chips from deviant cyborgs. If I lay my hands on them, they'll be sorry. Get ready! We're approaching NEUCOM. The data you requested isn't available. Blue Wing to Purple, moving into the M323 sector. No signs of the cyborgs yet. Over. This is Head Top. Watch out for hostiles. They might be preparing to ambush. Over. This is Purple Wing One. Something's wrong. It's too quiet. Searching. DNA doesn't match. DNA doesn't match. Security alert in the M323 sector! Head Top to Wings, the neural guns could malfunction in the high humidity. Switch to infrared search mode. Roger that. Purple Wings, take the lead, and Blue Wings... Hold it! Keep your eyes on the water surface. Blue Wing 4, check for somatological responses at one o'clock. Got it. Head Top, no somatological responses, but there's something in the water. Coming our way fast. Over. I don't feel good about this. Purple, hold! From behind! A cyborg at six o'clock! Shoot him in the head! Three o'clock! R, check him out. The rest, hold your positions and provide cover. Al chip destroyed. No somatological responses. You stupid fuck! You almost got us all killed! What the hell were you thinking?! I told you to go for the head, didn't I?! Sir, we've located one of the cyborgs inside the medical center main hall. You stay back here and call for backup. Let's move out! Motherfucker. DNA match found. Name is Cyon. Location is ruin city. Transferring the data as requested. This is Head top. MP Captain, Noma is moving into medical center now and... Purple Head and R staying behind as backup. Purple 4, radio headquarters for approval to activate NEUCOM's security system. Roger that. Watch out for friendlies in the center. Hold it! What's the noise? Run the phonometer! Strong, low sound waves, sir! Everyone move in with me! He must be inside. R, Cut off the retreat, leading to a sewage disposal plant! R! R! R! R! Do you copy? No responses, sir! Locate it! It's getting very close. It's not a mechanical sound. What's going on here? The heating system has overheated, bursting the pipes. All halt! It's the entrance! Close in on both sides. Follow it! In the 2nd unit led by Captain Noma in pursuit of the deviant cyborgs... ...Causalities increasing. Head Top Noma, report your status! Order R on backup to drop the wounded and join the second unit. Moving toward Gate 31 in Sector 2. R! Come in! Backup arriving late. Drop the wounded and join the 2nd unit in pursuit of deviant cyborgs. R! He's coming your way! R! R! - R, do you read me? God damn it! - In the 2nd unit led by Captain Noma in pursuit of the deviant cyborgs... ...Causalities increasing. Drop the wounded and join the 2nd unit in pursuit of deviant cyborgs. Shoot him in the head! The administration doesn't know what to do with this case. They tried to cut down huge amounts budgeted for the MPs... ...but with these combat cyborgs appearing and going renegade... ...there's no way that they make cuts, which is not a bad thing for us at all. They must be furious about what's happened. That's what makes us different. We're born to be alive. Now all dismissed! Hey! Ranking officer! Stay for a minute. Is this guy a problem? He's got a girl. A girl or a doll? I'll get him back to normal soon. Hey, handsome, want your fortune told? I'll make you hot tonight. Hey! Hey! Watch it! Ride on the Muyoga, the luxurious charter to KOYO, the planet of rebirth... ...where you can forget all your memories. There's a seat waiting for you. What happened? I'm sure Cyper N-77 didn't pull off this stunt for nothing. I've requested Dr. Noh of NEUCOM to retrieve the data... ...from Cyper N77's damaged Al chip. It's nothing but a piece of junk with no somatological responses. Permission to discard it, sir. Even so, he still has 7 days until expiration. Give it a few more days, sir. I've analyzed all the data thoroughly. If you have any doubts... ...you're more than welcome to check him out for yourself. As you ordered, we've reconstructed over 95 of his body. But the Al chip was damaged beyond repair. This research will do nothing but delay... ...the production of the new cyborg model that's due on the market next month. Close the case. Sir! He's not completely dead. You look tired. Take a couple of days off? I don't think even couple of years off would be long enough for you. Ignorant bastard! Hi, my name is Strawberry. With real skin and flesh, more realistic than any other robot... How's it going Uh? Almost done... this time is for sure. Hold on. Come on with me. There's a new interface out for A-line. I bet it'll speed up the job. I've paid you enough. I'm quite aware of that. Level with me, man. Can you save Ria or not? With this new chip, I know I can. How much do you need? What's it called? Cyper or something... It was delivered to the scrap yard today It's all scratched up, man. I told you not to shoot it in the head. I want 20 units for it. Here you go. Thanks, you take care! Watch your fucking back, bitch. This is the last, man. Asshole! To summarize... the combat Cyborg manufactured on April 23, 2077... ...CYPER N77 oke into the NEUCOM medical center with four other deviant cyborgs. He searched the entire DNA database on the main computer and transferred it. Cyper searched files on human DNA? Guess he did. Where was it sent? I'm pretty sure I can find that out. By the way, that coffee looks really good. Can you make me a cup? Find out by tomorrow. Noma! You don't have any friends, do you? Destined to meet a noble man? Not bad at all. Attention, please. A message from the Health Department. The infection rate of the Yijola Virus has risen 0.2 over last year. Please refrain from aberrant sexual pleasures, and... ...those who often travel to the ghetto areas should be tested at local clinics. What's going on, old man? What happened to your hand? - It's nothing. - Yeah, tough guy. Get me a bottle. Sure. Hi. What can I get you? What do you think you're doing? Get over here and clean up here. Yes, sir. He can't even recognize you now. Expiring soon? Yeah, soon. It's a shame, you know. I've had him for a long time. Let me tell you. You never wanna get emotional with a cyborg. Hello! - A bowl of noodles, please. - You got it. Hey, handsome. Want your fortune told? If it's good, I'm all yours for free. Wow! It means we're a great match. What the hell do you think you're doing? Great for chopsticks. You're new at this, aren't you? - What? - Can't you tell MPs from civilians? Consider yourself lucky. Other MPs would have dragged you to a clinic. Why don't MP fuckers have name tags on? Hey, cancel my order! It's almost done. - I'm out of here. - It's coming, lady. A doll's better, huh? 10 new girls are coming in next week. I need registration cards for them. My hands are tied. What the hell! Get her down now! Shit, 3 years already? Those bitches expire way too soon. Shit! Spill it. What do you want? I'm taking Ria. What? I'm taking her home with me. Didn't you just see her? When cyborgs start messing up, it means they're done for, man. She won't even be able to do the laundry. I'll exchange it with one of the new models coming next week. I'll fix her and live with her. Live with her? Sure, why the hell not. I'll get your registrations. You're taking her tonight, right? Hey! Wrap Ria up for him. Thank you. Hey, buddy. What are you doing here? You're looking good in that coat. Don't you have the slightest shred of guilt? Three of our men died because of you. Noma, do I look like an idiot to you? Noma, lend me some money. Come on, what are friends for? You're suspended for 3 days. I don't think that's long enough to set you straight, though. Noma! Hey, Ria. Let's get out of here. I own you now. This was trashed in the scrap yard today. You know who this is? Man, I had such a hard time smuggling this body in! Hey, You! Here me out! This was a combat cyborg with an incredible Al chip. Isn't this chip state-of-the art? It's too messed up. This is nothing. It's almost new. All the MPs said this cyborg was the best. Doesn't matter to me. I'll give you 2 units. You know Dr. Giro? I better give this to him. 4 units. Forget it. I'll just pack up and go. Be nice... 2 units more, ok? Did I wake you? Get over here now. I've got a nice present for you. Hurry! My name is Strawberry. I'll give you the best pleasure you could ever imagine. How'd you do it? She's human. She's got all the data from that cyborg Strawberry... It's like she's acquiring new memories. Behind the cerebellum in human ains, there's a section called the L-region... ...that composes a particular DNA sequence. And, remarkably, it's compatible with the memory chips of a cyborg. So I picked up this woman from the slums and transformed her into Strawberry. The answer to our problem was human! Find her. Why? Feeling guilty about using a human? Gongbang! I'm not deaf, bitch! What're you doing here this early? Get down here quick. Now! What a fuss over some stupid sticks. What does this mean? Who picked them? Someone. Come on, what does it mean? An ivory of fate. What? It means an unavoidable bond. No wonder! Just my luck! Guess you liked him, huh? Hey, big guy! My name's Ang. I'm an information hunter. People call me Mr. Know-it-all. You know this girl? That's Cyon. What's about her? You know her? Come on, hurry. This is her house. Cyon! Signe 225 clear. Elle 663 clear. Noma, I traced the transfer and its final destination. It was a cyborg smugglers' area. After that, it's untraceable. Isn't this fishy ...smugglers and cyborgs? How many smugglers in that area? About 5. And Dr. Giro is one of them. Dr. Giro? You know that crazy scientist who got kicked out of NEUCOM. You mean the lunatic monster who did a somatological test on his own body? Find out what project he worked on in NEUCOM. Okay. Oh, one more thing. I know it's illegal, but I hacked into... ...Dr. Giro's computer. Should I tell him this or what? He called R around 2 o'clock this morning. Forwarding the file on it now. Good work! Did I wake you? I've got a present for you. Hurry! This is Head Top. Station MPs along Dr. Giro's research center. Cyon! You know what this is? That's a lighter that MPs use. This MP guy is looking for you. I only showed him your empty house. Watch your ass, girl. Don't get caught! Eh? Isn't that him? Hey, this isn't a clinic! The Yijola virus has been spreading like crazy. I don't have all night. Come on. Let's get it over with. - Data Research for M342 area. - Let's finish this quickly. Human, non-citizen from the ghetto. Name is Cyon. Chief Noma! R is taking a girl to Dr. Giro's lab! L sequence matches She's it! Go ing your doll now. You're under arrest for the unlicensed production and distribution of cyborgs. This is my beat. You're on suspension. Remember? Wake up, asshole! Black-marketing Al chips wasn't profitable enough? What are you, a dog? Why the fuck do you follow me around?! Yeah, I need money. What are you gonna do, arrest me? I caught you red-handed. Take him now! We'll see about this in two days. I'll be off suspension then. What'd he do to me? Where the fuck did he go? What the hell... Sir, please excuse him this time. He was the best MP before. You know the doll that he seems to have fallen for? What's her expiration date? 3 days left. After that, I'm sure he'll be back to normal. What do you think you're doing? Get up! You give MPs a bad name. Get up and run! Look at yourself. How does it feel bowing down to your friend because of some cheap doll? Motherfucker! Motherfucker! Do me a big favor. Shut the fuck up, will ya? Motherfucker! An incoming message from NEUCOM, your cyborg maker. The cyborg Ria registered in your name has just 3 days left until expiration. From tomorrow, it may begin to malfunction and its memory capacity will decrease Please disposal of it at the NEUCOM discard center. What's the matter? I want to dance. Would you get me some water, Ria? I'm a dancing cyborg, aren't I? But I want to be alone with you. I told you I was sorry. Do this for me, man. Let Ria dance here. No fucking way. Not even if she's in good shape. What happened to the registration cards you promised me? You'll get them soon. I swear, give me some more time. You're unbelievable, shit-head. I know you're on suspension. And I also know they might kick you off the force. Where are you?! Come on, where the hell are you?! Okay. Okay. You didn't have to bust up my boys like this... They cost me a fortune. What a temper... There you are, Ria. Go dance. Get out there and have fun! Drop by anytime. Okay? Here you go. You guys look great together. Gosh! That's him Cyon must be at work now... Ria. You wanted to dance, right? I'll be on it someday. I'll be on it someday... with Ria. It was that MP asshole, right? Does he owe you a grudge or something? He just smashed into your house! Open the damn door! Give me the money. You put a damn road through my house! You're a joke. Where am I gonna sleep from now on?! You can stay here. Till I find some money. Damn, my ears. What are you, seducing me? You don't think I'd stay here, do you? A visitor for inmate number 02373. Opening Cell 37 on level 3. You'll be out in two days. Two days? That's too long. I've got the girl. I smell your doll's decaying husk. We're running out of time. Noma, what's wrong between you and R these days? You two used to be good friends? Look! We're in! You know what project Dr. Giro worked on at NEUCOM? Neural transfers! A discard notice for your cyborg has arrived! What's this? I knew it. Thanks to your love, Adonis now is in a good shape. - 25 moisture is recommended. - What are you doing? Moisture 25. Sunlight 40. What a joke! Get a grip, girl! Worry about yourself, bitch. What does he want with a doomed cyborg like you? Do you ever know what being alive is all about? 45 sunlight is recommended. Cyborgs like you don't do the world any good. You scared me! What a joke! Why do I even bother? Tell your MP I'll be back in two days for my money. I'm the fuck out of here. Programming for combat completed. What's wrong? Ria! Where is she? Where'd she go? I told her to go. She's no good for you Stupid! Hey this is the only place you can find her. Where is she by the way? God, this is killing me. Look! She's here! I can go now, right? Thanks, kiddo. Sorry, Cyon, I didn't have a choice. Hey! What is it you want from me? You planted these flowers? Get to the point and beat it. Meet me here at 7 am tomorrow. You'll have your money then. I'm sorry. - Come on, drink with me. - Almost done. - What takes you so long in closing time? - What's so hurry? Anything wrong? You'll be off suspension tomorrow, won't you? Come on, drink. Pour me a shot. Tell me. Have you killed anyone? Killing's no easy thing. Get out of here, kid. Go home. I want to drink more. You're helpless. You smell like liquor... Liquor... We're running out of time. Wow, money! This is all I have. If you fuck up this, we're dying together. Understand? Make it happen. Your cyborg, Ria is expiring in 1 day. If malfunction begins, discard it to the scrap yard immediately. Come to bed, Ria. To get on the Muyoga tomorrow, we better go to bed early. Can I live until this Adonis blooms? Come to bed! I said come to bed! What the hell's wrong with you?! R likes this music. R likes the rain. R likes smoking. R takes up the biggest part of my memory. Noma! Someone's using our satellite camera. Looking for something. I bet it's the same guy who hacked into the security system. He's zooming in on this girl. That's her. I'll be back soon. A Code Red! The deviant cyborg, Cyper has been located. He's on his way to sector L032, in pursuit of a non-citizen named Cyon. All MPs report to the area. This is a Code Red. A Code Red. Noma! I got a report that the discard manager of NEUCOM was founded dead and... ...the security camera showed that Cyper killed him. Set up a perimeter around the area and send in backup ASAP. Got it. ETA on ground support from the north is 3 minutes. What's wrong? Having a bad day? Gongbang, can I stay here? Whatever. Since when did you start asking for my permission? Don't cry. The world is supposed to be painful. I know you're tougher than that. No, I'm not. I'm not tough at all. Not at all, my ass! Go take a nap. That'll make you feel better. - Gongbang! - Uh? Thanks. Purple, stand by. We're going in. R, provide cover fire. Set your weapons on automatic aiming. In five seconds. Cease fire! What is it? Smoke bomb, sir! Hold your fire! Who the fuck popped the smoke?! A deviant cyborg, Cyper has kidnapped a female named Cyon. A Code Red is in place. Cyper is considered very hostile and dangerous. The computer suggests there's an 88 possibility that Cyper will head into the city. The hostage is a non-citizen and not a priority. Green light to kill on sight. Why Cyper? Why did Cyper kidnap a civilian girl? Noma! You know what project Dr. Giro worked on at NEUCOM? Neural transfers! Run the phonometer! This is a sound that humans make. The final destination Cyper transferred the file to was a cyborg smugglers' area. Isn't this fishy... smugglers and cyborgs? Dr. Giro? You know that crazy scientist who got kicked out of NEUCOM. He was in contact with R. Ami, give me Cyper's DNA structure. DNA search in progress. Now, match it with Cyon's. - What? - Now! The L sequence of Cyper's DNA is a perfect match with Cyon's. Well, their L sequences match. Dr. Giro... Dr. Giro... Now, see if it matches Dr. Giro's. - What? - Now! Okay. The L sequence of Dr. Giro's DNA is a perfect match with Cyper's. They match, too. What's going on here? Hey there. Giro transferred his consciousness into Cyper... As Cyper's body is expiring soon, he's found a human body... ...with the same sequence, and that's Cyon. So, if Giro's consciousness is gone, it means he's already dead? So high! Scary! Okay, I'm coming. Here's the Al chip you like so much. The real Dr. Giro was Cyper. What's lying there is just a doll. You've been used, you dumb shit. I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! It's over, stupid! Let him go. I'll kill you! I'll kill you!! I'll kill you! Ria, let's get away on Muyoga. This should be enough. Why are you doing this to me? Tell me why. I needed your body... ...to save my Ria. You sell your body anyway. If Dr. Giro infiltrates into NEUCOM, he'll take control of all of NEUCOM cyborgs. And soon, the whole city Accordingly, I ask your permission to give an emergency order. Time is running out. From now, a Code Red is in effect in sector L032 at NEUCOM. Set security to maximum and those in the sector stay on full alert. R, do you read me? R? I know you're there. Cyper will eak into NEUCOM. I'll just get to the point. This isn't just your personal matter anymore... The fate of the city is in our hands. I need you here. Come to your senses! Welcome to Muyoga Station. What? I told you not to interrupt. A Code Red is in effect in L032 at NEUCOM. Relax, guys. Don't do anything stupid. Seal up the main control area! You heard him. Hurry! Close up the outer walls! Closing all the walkways into the main control. Activate all the combat cyborgs. Target the MPs. But... You've got 5 minutes. Okay, okay. I'll do it myself. Noma, Cyper got to Dr. Noh. It's too late. He's aiming for the main control center. A Muyoga charter, N337, for KOYO, is departing in an hour. All passengers proceed to gate 27. A Code Red! It's an emergency! Notice to all MPs. A Code Red is in effect. The NEUCOM main control room has been occupied by Cyper. A civilian named Cyon is being held hostage All MPs report into NEUCOM! Gate 86 closing. Programming all combat cyborgs in NEUCOM with the MP's data Done, my friend. Can I go now? Check the status on the main control. Okay. All the outer walls have been closed. What the... Combat cyborgs are being programmed with MP personal data. And two of them are already on the hunt. Present location of MPs? They just entered the building. Cross-program the combat cyborgs with false data and you work with me from here. Wow, finally we see the petals. We're almost there! Until Adonis can bloom in full, check the daylight and moisture. Wait here. I'll go buy tickets. Noma, the second unit has been wiped out in Sector L. How many combat cyborgs are out? About six, so far. Where are they now? I lost them around Gate 11. Watch your back. I think they're hiding close by. Bend Over! Split from the center! Move! God damn it! Purple Four got caught! Bend over! Now up! Above your head! Now up! Now it's in the back! Noma, we don't stand a chance. The number of combat cyborgs is multiplying... Location of the main control area? Gate 5 on level 64. Is the security system in place? No, not yet. Can you open the walkway into the main control center? There are 3 outer walls along the way, but I think I can. Do it and request air support. Keying in the emergency opening code for the first outer wall. Opening in 5 seconds. Opening of the first outer wall confirmed. Descending to target level. The main armor is up and hot. Over. Opening of the second outer wall confirmed. Roger that. Proceed as planned. Target GH-1 locked on. Over. Opening of the third outer wall confirmed. Noma! It's wide open. The last outer wall is open. The third outer wall opened. Target locked. Coming in hot. Emergency eakout! Emergency! Main Head? The target has explosives on it! Negative on firing! Negative on GH-1. Target is too close. Permission to switch to Balkan guns. - She's moving! - Switch to Balkan guns! - The target is moving toward us! - 280 meters, 270 meters... She's too fast! Ascend! Ascend! 90 meters. Move back! ...No! No! Everyone Stand by! A MP chopper just exploded in midair ...after being attacked by a cyborg The exact cause of the explosion and the number of casualties... ...are unknown at this point. To summarize, cyborgs have taken over the main control center of NEUCOM... Don't retreat! All MPs keep your positions! What's the situation? We've failed to shut down the main center... ...and the neural transfer is in progress as we speak... Permission to activate the self-destruct system, sir. In one minute, the consciousness will cross into the target object. A Warning notice from self-destruct system at NEUCOM! Activating the self-destruct program might paralyze over 82.4 of city labors. Accordingly, please take cautious of self-destruct program activation. The self-destruct system has been set. And the power supply into the main control area has been cut off. Control area has been cut off. - The system activates in 10 minutes. - 10 minutes left. We've got to go now too. This is N327, Head Top to Wings, all MPs clear out. Out. Noma! System failure. Neural transfer failed. Impossible to input MP data into combat cyborgs Self-destruct system activating in 10 minutes. What are you still doing there? Still people are in the main control center. It's an order! Get out now! Sir! He has the capability to control the self-destruct system and... ...still 10 minutes left till self-destruct system activation Noma! Move out! Noma! Noma! Noma! Noma! Warning! All civilians proceed to the nearest evacuation facility. All the gates out of the building closing. Self-destructing in 7 minutes Self-destructing in 5 minutes... Emergency exit is open now. Evacuate 1 minute before the self-destruct. It's you, the motherfucker. Remember what I said? I told you we'd die together if you fucked up this time. Stupid asshole! Time is running out... She's waiting for your soul... Should get into her... I even did a somatological test on my body. But what am I getting for that? I will live forever... From her body, I'll move into the next one. I'll live forever. I'll live forever. Forever... I shall live forever... You've been always my problem. Stupid jackass! Her body is decaying... Decaying... Move! Stupid jackass! Time until self-destruct, 3 minute. Emergency exit is open now. Evacuate 1 minute before the self-destruct. Noma. Noma! Get up. Get up, asshole. Get up. I said, get up... Noma... Get up... I'm sorry... get up, please. I am sorry... Noma... Get up... I am sorry... Warning! Warning! Self-destructing in 2 minutes. Emergency exit is open now. Evacuate 1 minute before the self-destruct. Go find Ria. She doesn't have much time left. Please... The simulation for Koyo, the planet of rebirth now is completed. For an extension, please recharge your card. Emergency exit shutting down! Self-destruct countdown begins... R The Adonis... the flower R chose for you. Its floral meaning is 'beautiful memory.' You're lucky... You had someone to stay with you and leave with you. Right? People say that there were two goddess statues here... who carried the souls of those who died lonely... ...with flower pollen to heaven...

What? I said I just wanted to speak What the hell? What's with the way you fucking talk? Who the fuck are you? My... name is... Oh Daesu Why are you picking on someone else's girlfriend? Hold on Am I picking on you? Mr. Oh Daesu! Am I picking on you? Fuck! Okay! Okay, I got it Just a minute Okay! Okay! Fuck! Oh Daesu please sit down Oh boy Must have drunk a lot Who the hell did I pick on? Hold on, let me piss first Hey, this is a police station I didn't do anything! Hey! You son of a bitch! We really have to do something about him Asshole! Mr. Oh Daesu Oh man It is, so sit down I'm very sorry Fuck, I gotta piss bad Ah, great Cute, huh? Yeah I saw it Now go sit down Today's my daughter's birthday I got her a present for her birthday Snatches of clouds floatin the sky Ah, great A pleasure boat floats in the river My name Oh Daesu, means... Getting along with people That's why I'm Oh Daesu But, shit... Why can't I get along today? Set me free! Huh! Shut the hell up! Shush! Set me free! Let go of me, damn it! That son of a bitch really needs some prison time Get away from me! Hey, get him! Ow, fuck, ouch! I'll make sure he doesn't get drunk and cause trouble again Have a nice day Officer He's usually a nice guy but... Let's go I'll come visit you soon We don't want you to come back That's up to me you assholes Hey! My Sweet Pea It's daddy Daddy got my Sweet Pea a present I'll be home soon with your gift, so wait a bit longer Let me talk to her Good girl, good Good girl, good Give me the phone Yeun hee, Joo hwan wants to talk to you You know Joo hwan, right? Hold on Hi, Yeun hee It's me, Joo hwan So today's your birthday? Happy birthday I'll treat you to something nice tomorrow Hello? Oh hello, Ja hyun I'm sorry I know it's very late Daesu is on his way now I'm sorry Yes? Hold on Daesu, it's your wife Daesu! Daesu! Daesu! Hey, Daesu! Daesu! Hey, Daesu! Couldn't you hurry up a bit Hey, stop fooling around and let's go Ah, great Daesu! Daesu! Hey, Daesu! Sir, sir Wait come here Come talk to me I won't tell you to let me go Just tell me why I'm here, okay? I should know the reason at least Shit, I've been locked up here for two months already Sir, wait, come here Sir, wait What is this place? Sir, just tell me how long I have to stay in here Just tell me that, huh? Sir! Fuck you! Come here, you asshole! Son of a bitch I saw your face, asshole You're dead if I get out Come here, asshole I'm sorry I won't curse Just tell me One month, two or three? Hey! Hey, where are you going? Just tell me how long you son of a bitch! I said tell me how long you asshole! You son of a bitch! You fucking assholes! If they had told me it was going to be 15 years could it have been easier to endure? Or could it have not? When the melody turns on gas comes out When the gas comes I fall asleep I found out later that it's the same Valium gas Russian soldiers used on the Chechen terrorists When I wake up my hair has been cut I don't like the style really But they change my clothes and clean the place up Grateful bastards One two three It's too spicy I don't want spinach You eat it I won't eat spinach I don't want to eat spinach Kim Jahyun's body was found deeply stabbed in the neck Seeing that it was a cold blooded murder with nothing valuable stolen police suspect that the motive was out of hatred Her husband who disappeared a year ago is a prime suspect According to witnesses her husband, Oh Daesu drank often causing trouble with his wife and neighbors said they fought frequently Blood samples found at the scene matched Oh Daesu's Fingerprints found on a cup also matched Oh Daesu's It was confirmed by sources that Oh Daesu visited his wife recently The stolen family album also backs their theories After three years many wrinkles have formed on his face Ah, that is around 8 million wons 8 million wons? For a knife 8 million wons... Of course for a sushi master you need the best tools If you stand aimlessly at a phone booth on a rainy day and meet a man whose face is covered by a violet um ella, I'd suggest that you get close to the TV The television is both a clock and calendar It's your school, home church, friend and lover But... But, my lover's song is too short This morning around 7:30 the top 50m of the Sungsoo Bridge in Seoul suddenly collapsed in the middle... I wrote down all the people whom I fought with, bothered, and hurt This was both my prison journal and autobiography of my evil deeds I thought I had lived an average life but I've sinned too much All I thought about at that moment was that the guy next door probably ate with one chopstick But... But who would've imprisoned me? Was it Yoo Heung sam? Lee So young or Kang Changsuk? Whoever it was, just wait Wait a bit more I'll rip your whole body apart and no one will be able to find your body anywhere Because I'm going to chew it all down One line for one year I have to sew six lines at first I guess next year will be easier The more the tattoos the shorter the chopstick The shorter the chopstick the bigger the wall's hole gets Anyway, time passes well 9 years 10 years 11 years Enforcement of an arrest warrant Handover of Hong Kong Yesterday's convention center Death of Princess Diana Funeral for Princess Diana Westminister Monastery IMF, Financial support officially approved 12 years Artillery Salute Arrival of President Kim Dae Jung in Pyungyang Underdog Korea! Miraculous Quarterfinals! 13 years Elected Elected Noh Moo Hyun 49 11, 502, 958 14 years I'll be out in a month I'll be out in a month I'll be out I'll be out after a month I'll be out of here I'll be out in a month In exactly one month I'll be out I'll need money when I get out So what should I do? Should I steal or rob? What shall I eat first? Anything will be fine except for fried dumplings Where am I anyway? With all the cars honking it must be the city The most important thing is what floor I'm on What if I pierce through the wall and it's the 52nd floor? Even if I fall to my death I'm still getting out I'm getting out I'm getting out In one month, I'm getting out Right now you're lying on a plain When you hear the bell you will turn your head and look down You will see an endless field of green grass The sun is shining ight and there's a cool eeze It's a human being Don't stop me! Mister Even though I'm no worst than a beast don't I have the right to live? Mister Even though I'm no worst than a beast don't I have the right to live? Yes That phone booth alley was just here Now there's an apartment building So he throws me on the roof What a numskull I want to tell you my story Delay your death What? I see Of course Now I'll tell you my story You see the reason why I want to die... Hey! It's a woman being That lunatic... Hurry, go! Hey, Mr.! Come over here! Laugh and the world laughs with you Weep and you weep alone My home is gone I can't call either my friend or relatives Since I'm the one who murdered my wife Since I'm a fugitive Really Come on, you will lose Yeah, I agree You little piece of shit You dickshit! Dickshit... Never heard of it Since the TV doesn't teach you curse words Can imaginary training for 15 years be put to use? It can Oplegnathus fasciatus Lives in the warm waters of coastal reefs A fish with weak reflexes but can resist unyieldingly once it's caught in a hook In Kyungsang Province its offspring... What's this smell? Don't even think about asking me any questions I don't know a thing Yes? I said I want something alive Oh, right Long time no see This is my first time Maybe not? But she looks familiar You look very familiar Have I seen you somewhere? Searching for the Best Chefs On Ch 11 every Thursday at 6:30 The youngest female chef of Japanese food Oh that? They said the ratings are low but I guess it's popular Women's hands are usually warm so they can't make sushi Wow, you sure do know a lot Who are you? Do you like your clothes? Why... Why did you imprison me? Who do you think I am? Yoo Heungsam? Wrong Did Lee Soyoung hire you? No, wrong again Lee Jongyong? Kang Changsuk? Hwang Jooyeun? Kim Nasung? Park Ji woo? Im Dukyoon? Lee Jaepyung? Kuk Suran? Who the hell are you? Me? I'm sort of a scholar And my major is you A scholar studying Oh Daesu An expert on Oh Daesu Who I am isn't important Why is important Think it over Review your whole lifetime Since school is over it's time for your homework Right? Keep this in mind Be it a grain of sand or rock, in water they sink as the same Let me ask you one thing You hypnotized me in there didn't you? What did you do to me? I miss you... Hurry and come to me Here you are It's alive, right? I'll slice it up now I must be a different eed of women My hands are very cold, you see What's with her? Sir Sir Keep this in mind Be it a grain of sand or rock, in water they sink as the same Awake now? Is this true? That fever remedy really works Why'd you faint if you trained so much? A lack of needed sunlight depletes you of vitamins A and E So I'm not immune to influenza Do you usually talk that way? The bathroom door is oken and doesn't lock Don't get any ight ideas Or else I'll slice you like sushi What's this? Suppositories How else could I feed you medicine if you fainted? Can imaginary training for 15 years be put to use? It can't That was very bad of me After inging you here and rejecting you, I understand why you're mad I do I ought you here because I like you, too But... You even don't know my name I'm Mido You see Later When I'm really ready later, I swear on my life that I will That song, The Face I Miss in your diary, That's the sign When I sing it then get yourself ready When it actually happens... I could resist again at the heat of the moment But no matter what don't ever back out Just give it to me! Give it to me? The ants... Do you still see them? Do you still feel that way? Yeah, if you're alone you see the ants Very Ionely people that I met they all hallucinated ants at one time After I thought about it ants move around in groups you know So I guess very Ionely people keep thinking about ants Even though I never did She called from overseas five or six years ago asking if her dad showed up She doesn't even know that he killed her mother Since she has few relatives she calls us Her Korean has gotten bad I think her foster parents are both doctors Anyhow, Miss Reporter Daesu really hasn't been caught yet? Your daughter's address is on the front and on the back is a map to your wife's grave Eva... Stockholm... Eva... Do you want to call her? Want me to call her? Wanna go to the grave together? No, after I kill that bastard first Blue Dragon Is it right? I haven't chewed it yet Blue Dragon So? Is that the taste? Be it 10 or 100 restaurants it doesn't matter I can never forget that taste for 15 years, Blue Dragon Want me to make you an ID to log in? Do you have a favorite movie or song? I talked to him The Count of Monte Cristo? There's no one by that name here How's life in a bigger prison Oh Daesu? Who are you? Who are you? The Ionely prince in the high tower, Don't forget me Who's this bastard? I don't know him I just chat with him sometimes And talk about sushi, too Where are you going? Where are you going? I can't trust you Magic Blue Dragon Magic Blue Dragon! What could that mean? Why the hell did they order from a restaurant this far away? I've gone by five Chinese restaurants already My lungs feel like exploding Tell your cooks to put less scallions in the dumplings Sure Set it down and go Okay We don't work on anyone being protected by bodyguards There are other people who specialize in that You can hire them We just work on the small fries If it's over six months transportation fee is free Yes, of course Why'd you lock me up, you... Dickshit In our 7.5 floor business, our clients' info is top secret I'm going to pay you back for all 15 years Each one I yank out will make you age one year Ready to talk? I don't know I didn't see his face I recorded it AB blood types raise your hand Go, he lost a lot of blood Damn, look at him Is he dead? You little piece of shit... Damn Hey, you piece of shit! Go, motherfucker! Get the fuck out! Hey, fuckface! What, you fucked up son of a bitch! Just kill him damn asshole Fucking goddamn asshole! I'm almost done Stay still As expected I can't get along today either I've now become a monster When my vengeance is over, can I return as the old Daesu? Mister, are you alright? Look at all this blood Mister, what happened to you? Saewoon Apartments in Eung am, building 8 Please take care of him Thank you Not at all Well, then... Farewell Oh Daesu Farewell Oh Daesu Oh Daesu Farewell Farewell Any bastard you hate, but can't dare to kill Any bitch you detest, but want more than kill We are at your service Wouldn't he go crazy if he's locked up for a long time? Well, if you prefer he doesn't we can mix drugs into his drink Ristedal Solution It's a well trusted drug used to treat schizophrenia Well, the duration is important so how long will he... 15 years Too long? What did he do? Oh Daesu, you see talks too much Go to sleep Time to visit Joo hwan at the Internet cafe tomorrow Sit wherever you'd like Joo hwan Oh Daesu, you see talks too much Have you heard this voice before? Is there anyone who hates me this much? I don't know all the 260 names of your women's husbands Who's Mido? This girl who cries over nothing Joo hwan Did I really talk too much? My friend, I'd like for you to find that criminal among people you're close to Congratulations Your case was automatically dismissed yesterday But remember this by all means Open quote Like a gazelle from the hand of the hunter... Like a bird from the snare of the fowler... Free yourself Close quote Who are you? What about you you rotten bastard? I made up my mind when I was imprisoned That I won't trust anyone if I get out If there's anyone who I find suspicious then I'll create a secret that person and I will only know That ID, Monster, is a trap that I made to catch you You lead a stranger to your place Who the hell are you? Who's Evergreen? I tracked down that Evergreen ID and found the owner's name Ready to jot it down? It's Su Daeoh, That's a strange rare surname Address? In Eungam Saewoon Apartments Building 7, room 407 I'm not doing fine Within life in a bigger prison... Evergreen Who are you? You meant to ask this, right? You must find out on your own Come on, it's a game First, who? Then, why? If you figure it out come see me anytime I'll raise your score You have until July 5th Oh no, only five days left Too short? Hang in there If you succeed I'll kill myself and not Mido That's right, Mido I'm going to kill every woman you love until you die Well, you're notorious for not protecting your women Wow, you're strong Mr. Monster Yes, you are the very monster I created But you won't find out the why? if you do this 15 years of being curious would go to waste So is that okay with you? Sit down there Oh, the famous teeth torture You won't have enough time to torture me Since I have a weak heart I have a pacemaker in my chest When it was put in know what I asked the doctor? Doctor Hopkins give me a remote control to turn that motor off Pardon? Why? So that I can kill myself easily at anytime I'll give you $100, 000 more Oh, what will you do? You want to kill me right away but you won't know why you were imprisoned You want to torture me but I say I'll kill myself first Do you seek revenge or do you find the truth? Oh, you're in a tough spot I've been watching over you for 15 years I faired well thanks to you I wasn't bored or Ionely Seeking revenge is the best cure for someone who got hurt Try it The loss of 15 years the pain of losing your wife and child you can forget all this Once again revenge is good for your health But... What happens after you've revenged yourself? I bet that hidden pain will probably come back again Are you there, Daesu? Daesu, long time no see Hasn't she been tied up for too long? I think you also left the door open Please save me But I could die first Rudolph the rednosed reindeer had a very shiny nose This dentist is really good Don't move Don't move What's with you? Now... Here we go You see they say that people shrivel up because they have an imagination So do not imagine You'll become ave as hell Now, here comes the real thing Yes? You know I'm glad you told me about this place but I haven't even started What?

Let's go Let's really go Let's fight Let's fight What a roughneck Your hand I'm going to chop off your hand You touched Mido's easts Then what about my tongue? You still don't trust me you rotten bastard? It looks hard to accomplish I looked into it, and the reason why the bank refused to pay $270 million isn't because our building has any irregularities, They have an internal problem at their bank So I think there won't be any problems Although Chairman Choi's equity share is at 25 percent... Daesu Yeah Did he really say that he'll kill me? Yeah Because you love me? Daesu What? I wonder where my love is The night is getting Ionelier The words we spoke through our eyes can be felt through the hands So many nights have passed Yet my feelings are constant towards you Tears flood out from my eyes But there is a face that I miss They packed their stuff and left in a rental car Mido called the restaurant and quit Let's go after this is done You should get some rest today I can't even sleep Since I am forlorn Mr. Han Do you really think Mido has fallen in love with Daesu? Already? Daesu, it really hurts But I'm enduring it You must know this How'd you hold out? For 15 years? There's always a way Do you like it? You really like it, right? I want to be good to you Do not worry about future Don't imagine anything I feel like thanking all those years in that prison If I wasn't in there, could Mido have liked me still? He could only know that I wanted to chop off Mr. Park's hand by putting a bug on us and he knew our whereabouts by tailing us I've been bugged Please find it You know maybe he freed you because he has fun watching you run wild seeking revenge And never tell you why so he can toy with you forever You think that's why? Evergreen Press an online printing system Evergreen Pasta and Pizza Evergreen Services specializing in security, parking, cleaning Evergreen Tree Garden Evergreen Old Boy Sangnok High School alumni homepage Evergreen Secret Diary Jung Sang rok's personal site Norwegian Wood, Evergreen... Welcome to Evergreen Old Boys The Sangnok High School Alumni Homepage But it's time to close up Can't I look at the records of Class '79? It's dark so turn on the lights Take your time Joo hwan? Let me ask you something Do you know Lee Woojin of Class '79? I think he went to America to study Lee Woojin? Don't know him So is that the bastard's name? How'd you find out? I looked through all the school's albums and found his face I don't know who someone is just with a name Got anything else? Why don't you look for the school records or something? Do you know Lee Soo ah? She was in the same grade Lee Soo ah? She died What class was she in? Homeroom two of our senior year She was in my room Next to yours So what about her? Why is there no photo? Ah, she died so that's why How did Soo ah die? That's right, you wouldn't know She died after you transferred She went alone to the Habchun and fell into the river She croaked like a dead fish A week later they found her bloated body in the water What was she like? Her? She was a total slut On the outside she acted like a prude but she was a filthy whore on the inside Rumors had it that that slut fucked everyone at school I should've gotten in there I also heard that her family was really rich Her grades were good, too But the bad thing was that she was a slut Man Wow, this is such an old story Daesu! Daesu, I don't remember since it was so long ago but that Soo ah, you see... Wait, Daesu, you also... Hey what's going on? Hey! Joo hwan! Joo hwan, what's with you? Joo hwan! Joo hwan! Daesu Daesu? My sister wasn't a slut You must accept this Since you got rid of your bug I had to come all the way here To eavesdrop So that's why Joo hwan died because of you Okay? I'm going to kill you! You son of a bitch! I am going to rip you into little pieces You motherfucking cocksucker! We're not open yet Please come back in an hour Someone who got six gold teeth recommended this place Mr. Park? I had to move because of you As a commemoration I installed a new TV Do you like it? There are so many channels Great, huh? There are even some who prefer to stay here You lived in a place like this for 15 years? It felt like home after 11 years though Come on I don't need money An enemy's enemy is a friend We threw away the hand 'cause it rotted Damn sons of bitches I'll kick their asses So why'd you ing me here? Huh? Let me go! If I don't return after July 5th then let her go While I was locked up here I remember someone visiting me What did that person do? Was it three times? I put a hypnosis inducing drug in your water Sodium Barbiturate? TV Man knows it all Hey Mr.! That's nonsense Even though it was a Catholic school she wouldn't die because of rumors that she was a slut There's probably another reason Could she have been pregnant? Yeah, I really don't think Soo ah was like that She was such a pure girl I know she didn't put out for anyone But she did go out with someone back then So who was that guy? I have no idea Choon shim You knew Lee Soo ah, right? Who was her boyfriend? Don't know? Shut the hell up What would you know about friendship? Shut your crap Then who'd know? Who? Joo hwan? What? Yeah, I know him But how'd he know? Yeah? Really? Okay, hang up I'll call you in a bit Choon shim said she heard it from Joo hwan And that you'd know the best Ring, ring, move aside You'll get hurt if you hesitate Oh Daesu Look at you Put it out! I'm transferring today To Seoul So butt out, Miss Kim You good for nothing! You're Oh Daesu, right? And you're Miss... among the girls You know how rumors are I heard you're really funny Say something Me being so popular is such a big hassle There's this father and son They went to the public bath, and... See you later See you later! Third Grade, Third Class pals Come on Wait Come here I won't Hurry and come here Okay, okay Satisfied? Raise this up Come on Raise it I won't What? It tickles Give it here What are you doing? Let me see What are you doing? Let me see Stop Go away Was it really Soo ah? Are you sure? I don't know her name All I know is that she's in your room, and she rides a red bike Have a good trip See you in Seoul if I go Where are you going? Going on a date with Choon shim I'll kill you if you shoot your mouth No way You get locked up for 15 years just for saying that? Was that such a big crime? Be it a grain of sand or rock in water they sink as the same That's what Lee Woojin believes Then what does July 5th stand for? That's the day Lee Soo ah died Now it's over Instead of seeking revenge you wanted to find out why you were imprisoned, right? Now we'll run away where he can never find us, right? I can't end it like this Seeking revenge has become a part of me But you don't even know where he lives Like a gazelle from the hand of the hunter... Like a bird from the snare of the fowler... Free yourself It's a phrase from Jamon 6, verse 4 Jamon in English means Maxim And Evergreen said he lives in a high tower So six and four must just be floors Fourth floor Sixth floor Or the sixty forth floor? P? Penthouse! Please insert the code What would you like me to pray? Wrong entry Please insert again Wrong entry Please insert again Dear Lord please let me meet a younger man next time Please let Woojin bow next to Daesu and make him beg for forgiveness You slept with your sister Let's go up and talk Sic him! Don't be so violent Feels great You slept with your sister I feel so refreshing And I started the rumors That's why your sister died Looking through the mirror reminds me of that day Doesn't it? Erasing my memory and telling me to find the truth was unfair I won, so die like you promised You think you forgot that day because you were hypnotized? Are you sure? Do you know the real reason why you can't remember? Let me tell you You just, forgot Is that bland? But it's true that you just forgot Why? Since it's not your business Your rumor grew so out of proportion that Soo ah being pregnant became a rumor My sister got sucked into that rumor and began believing it So her period stopped and her belly began to swell Funny, isn't it? Ever thought how'd a girl feel bearing both her child and nephew? Understand now? Your tongue got my sister pregnant It wasn't Lee Woojin's dick It was Oh Daesu's tongue Is that why you killed your sister? What? Ever thought how'd the boy feel impregnating a child and nephew? You were probably afraid Afraid that everyone will know once the baby's born When you realized that she imagined it after you killed her you hating me is understandable They said Soo ah died alone at the dam but who took this photo? And what about the date July 5th? This is no fun I'll just finish what I was saying Listen carefully My story is really fun Ever heard of posthypnotic suggestion? You suggest something during hypnosis and then it's acted out in your wakened state Still haven't figured it out? You lead a stranger to your place Who the hell are you? What about you you rotten bastard? We hypnotized both of you One very fortunate thing was that both of you were highly receptive to hypnosis compared to others Isn't this fun? One word gets you pregnant one word gets you in love But no matter how much you two are receptive to hypnosis or no matter how good of a hypnotist Mrs. Yoo is getting people to fall in love isn't easy So do you know how we did it? Oh that? They said the ratings are low Your first suggestion was to go to that restaurant after your release Next, to react to the cell phone's melody When you heard this you were to say something Who are you? Do you like your clothes? And Mido was to react to the man who were to say this When she grabs your hand, your reaction would be... Of course... Your gravest mistake wasn't failing to find the answer You can't find the right answer if you ask the wrong questions It's not Why did Woojin imprison me? It's Why did he release me? Once again why did Woojin release Daesu after... 15 years? Laugh, and the world laughs with you Weep, and you will weep alone Mr. Han Mister Han! Mido... Mido doesn't know right? Why'd you hide her there? You thought he'd hate me because I cut off his hand, right? Couldn't you figure it out that it was a trap? How can you protect your woman with that ain of yours? I've been secretly raising Mido since she was three What's wrong with you? And Mr. Park's hand? You moron Know that new prison of his? He said he had to move so I bought him that building for his hand! Daesu! A box is here It's that same violet box He's telling me to open it No! No, Mido, don't Don't open it no matter what If you open it something terrible will happen What's in it? You know, don't you? Mido My Sweet Pea wait a little longer I'll be there very soon Can't you come right now? I'm scared My Sweet Pea you can wait for me, right? Yes Good Good girl I'll call you very soon, okay? I beg you Please don't tell Mido What has she done wrong? You know it was all my fault I have... I have committed a terrible sin to your sister And I was very wrong to you I'm really sorry So what I'm saying is... So please leave Mido alone, okay? If Mido finds out the truth, you asshole, I'll rip your whole body apart, and no one will be able to find your body anywhere Why? Because I'm going to chew it all down Woojin! Woojin, I made a mistake Please forget what I said Sir! Boss! Woojin! We're Evergreen Old Boys remember? With the energy from a green pine tree the Great Sangnok High... I'll do whatever you want I'll do anything I beg you Woojin, if you want me to be a dog, I will! I'm Woojin's dog from now on! I'm your puppy! Woof Woof Woof Wooof Look, I'm wagging my tail I'm a dog I'll guard the house I'll be your slave dog The box... Just leave it closed Now, what joy will I live for? Daesu It really hurts But I'm enduring it You must know this How'd you hold out? For 15 years? My sister and I loved each other even though we knew everything Could it be the same with you two? Do you like it? You really like it, right? I want to be good to you Soo ah Woojin I know you've been scared So let go of me, okay? Alright? Remember me, okay? I have no regrets What about you? This is the whole adventure I went through until now Thank you for listening to a terrible story till the end I hope that you understand the reason for sending a letter instead of talking to you in person The reason for that is that I have no tongue To be honest I have no reason to help you But you see? I was touched by this last sentence Even though I'm worse than even a beast Don't I have the right to live? The hypnosis could go wrong and distort your memories Will that be okay? If you're ready stare at that tree The tree is slowly changing into a concrete column You're now in Woojin's penthouse It's a dreary night The sound of your footsteps to the window permeates the room When I ring my bell you'll be split into two persons The one who doesn't know the secret is Oh Daesu The one who keeps the secret is the Monster When I ring the bell again the Monster will turn around and begin walking With each step you age one year When the Monster reaches seventy he will die There's no need to worry It will be a very peaceful death Now, good luck to you What's wrong? Look at you Were you with somebody? I love you Daesu

I have a secret What is it? I'm just so attractive! Why can't Koreans acknowledge other people's merits? That's why there are no heroes here. I've dated a lot, you know. But it's all a waste of time. Another man just fell head-over-heels for me! They say princesses are Ionely and they're right. I just blame it all on my charm. I'm really not Ionely. I'm not Ionely at all! Please Teach Me English My name is Young-Ju Na and I'm 25 years old. I'm an entry-level public official. Didn't I tell you not to call me at the office? How many times do I have to... Those born in '79 may get into a fight, Stay away from gatherings. A fight? Excuse me? May I help you? Hi. Um. They billed me over a hundred thousand won for my electricity. Um. How in the world is that possible? I'm a single resident. I don't have a rice cooker. I don't have a television set. Um. I think this must be a mistake. Can you help me with that? Hey! Miss! Hey! Look at me! Say something for Christ's sake! Doesn't anyone here speak English? Miss! Where are you going? You know if you've been there. There's only one thing you can do. Just smile. Why are you laughing at me? Do I look funny to you? Time over. Time what? Over. We held the 88 Olympics 15 years ago, and made the 2002 World Cup semi-finals. Now the 45,000 public officials of Seoul lead the way on the road to the world! - Not having anyone in our office who - It can't be me. Speaks English is embarrassing. I have never, ever been picked for anything at school. Never won even the cheapest lottery ticket. I'm just plain unlucky. Lady Luck just despises me. Let's hear it for Miss Young-Ju Na. I'm sure she'll do us proud. Can we get a new grill here! Pass the bottle. Making me study English because of just one foreigner is ridiculous. What is she saying? You want more pork? Oh, you want to sing? Sing a pop song! Pop song! Pop song! I don't want to go to a language school. Everyone's obsessed with English. What's wrong with being born in Korea and just knowing Korean? What ought you here? Spin the bottle Did you see him? He's so cool. I thought I was going to die. At the institute. I'm signing up. A native speaker's class, of course. I've been coming here long enough. Thank you. Bye. Bye. Excuse me, lady. Mister, I haven't got time for games. Move it. You are beautiful! - Thank you - Bye. Look here. We never met. And I don't have time. I've made up my mind to study. I'll be going. But look. My glasses are oken. So they are. You should be careful. You need to take a level test. Why? Come on! Come on! You can't speak a single word of English, can you? My reading comprehension's okay. Could you write it down? Honey! What was your score on the college entrance exam? Oh, baby! Welcome to Korea! Did you take the TOEFL or TOEIC test? You great sexy girl! Are you crazy? No. I'm Park Moon-Su. Oh my God! I only stopped by, you see. Can't I come back next time? Can you speak English? Hey! You're so cute. Fancy meeting you here. Is this all you? Wow, that's so cool. Evaluation Impossible Not my type. I'm concentrating on studying. Looks like I'll be doing a lot of studying, and nothing else. The women here make me want to cry. Is this level A? Sorry about your glasses. What? I'm sorry. Hello, everyone. Nice to meet you. Catherine Presley. This is my name. Please call me Cathy. I think we're going to have a really good time together over the next few months. As long as you guys study hard. You kids do your best and I'll do my best. Kids? Isn't my Korean good? Why? You're shocked? Please tell me why you want to learn English. And after that choose an English nickname. Because everyone does it. Right? English is a necessity. Actually, this is my nineteenth institute. More like the twentieth. I don't see anything special yet. And my nickname is Betty. What's with you? Not again. My new boss is a foreigner so meetings are in English. Frankly, I don't understand much. We old-timers know words and grammar, but can't carry on a conversation. Mr. Lee! Mr. Lee! Can you come and join us, please? Would Richard be okay? Richard. A king's name. And next... Would you pick one for me? It's your nickname. Why should I think of one for you? Because... you are my beautiful teacher! Okay. Um... Elvis! Your sideburns remind me of the superstar. Okay? Elvis? Good! Thank you very much! You're very welcome. And... I'll just use my real name. Everyone must have an English nickname in this class. Just pick any name! My parents gave me my name. I'll just be 'Young-Ju'. No. Why are you being difficult? You're not some kind of nationalist! Nationalist. Choosing your English nickname is a part of studying. Think of an English name! Now, you introduce your partner to the class in English. The person next to you is your partner. His nickname is Elvis. And... he is salesman... he is salesman... and handsome man. And... The end. The end. And next is the superstar. What's your name again? Na Young-Ju. Na Young-Ju. Doesn't want a nickname. - How do you say plain in English? - Normal! - Nor... ru-mal, Nor... ru-mal. Thank you. - She is Normal. Not nor... ru-mal... Normal. She is normal. She is normal! She is normal. She is normal. Correct. Very good! A sweep! 3 cards! Was it two go? Three go! Yes! I'm selling! Gambling ings out your true nature. Always. Really? Then what am I like? You're nice. What do you mean? Nice is good for a woman. Cut the cards! Women who stand out have difficult lives. There's nothing special about me? This is the ninth game. How many times did you sit out? Seven times? See! Your life is meant to be plain. Plain? Yeah, plain. PLAIN! How could you say that to your daughter? Bah! Cathy. It's Cathy. Cathy. Cathy! One question. What is your question, Elvis? What is your handphone number? Not handphone. My mobile phone number is private. Okay. My joke. How do you describe a beautiful and sexy lady? Gorgeous. Gorgeous? Yeah. Everyone, Repeat. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous equal Cathy. Really! Hello! I picked a nickname, but you didn't ask. It's Candy! Candy!? That's it for today, everyone. See you next time. Bye. Bye, Cathy. I should have called myself Normal. Wait for me! Size 5. Candy, you have such cute, little feet. Thank the gods! I have found the owner of this shoe! I'm an entry-level public official. Aren't you getting in? This is the man I've been waiting for! What number are you taking? Number 111. Me, too... I see... I don't like subway trains. They say the subway is a lunch box for cannibals. Yeah... es, I'm an idiot. Hey? It's here. It's here. I'm sorry. What a ditz! Stamp my heart with a seal of love! Sorry to all the studs in Korea. I'm already taken. Wow, 2 minutes and 35 seconds! I tied Dad's record. We have a saying. You can read a person's life in their feet. Obviously you are graceful and classy. And will continue to forever... You are just too much. Did you know... you have such small, exquisite feet for someone of your stature. Really. Yes, yes. Wrap these up. Bye-bye, cutie pie! Please, come again. Miss Lee. I'll ask something in English and you answer! I'm busy. It's easy. Translate this. I love you long! You think I'm stupid? I've loved you for a long time. Me too, Miss Lee. Right? No. The answer is I will love you for a long time. Welcome to our store. Try on anything you like. Do you have these in size 5? These are size 5. I think these would look good on you. Aren't they... too plain? Plain is good, you know. Take a seat and try them on. And throw these away. You should just sell the plain ones, or else not have those on display. Here you go. I have a lot of plain ones at home. Hi, Yunjin. I've been so busy, baby. So many overseas business trips. I don't even have time to go to the bathroom. I'll call you back later. What is it! Wait, wait, wait. Wait. You good-for-nothing bum! You're eyeballing a married woman now! What married woman? Ms. Lee in the ladies' bags section! Her second child is already crawling! Second? The nerve of that woman, pretending to be available. What a witch. You're a disgrace to me, just like your lousy father! What? Mom! If you ever say I'm like him again, I'll move out! Pronunciation is very important Listen, look, Repeat. Russia! Russia! Good! Next word. Italy Italy Excellent! Now, get your bodies into this one. Brazil Brazil Candy, why aren't you doing it? Try it by yourself! Brazil Zoo Zoo Shape your lips like a doughnut. Zoo Zoo Zoo Zoo Sorry! Cathy, how long do we have to do this? What did you say? I'm leaving for the U.S. Any day. When do we get to speak? I can study pronunciation with a tape. I don't need to pay for that. Don't you agree? Hey, Jolie! I've been to almost 20 institutes. But this is the slowest class. Koreans are always rushing everything. Do You want to learn how to speak English well? Then do as I say! I came here to learn quickly. I don't have money to burn, you know? And she talks condescendingly in Korean. It's because her Korean's not that good. My Korean is fine. That's it for tonight! See you next time! Ashtray. Ashtray. Unification. Unification. Side dish. Side dish. This is a tough one. Adoption. Adoption? He doesn't know. Adoption. Wow! That's amazing. How do you memorize all that? I just memorized some vocabulary. What good is vocabulary when you can't even open your mouth. Don't you have to go home and cook something? Why don't you go cook! English is all about words. This guy in my hometown ate two dictionaries. Now he's at Seoul National University. That was in the old days. I hear yelling in English is the hottest thing nowadays. They say you start talking fluently after only 30 days! Where do they teach that? That's where I need to go. That's no good. It's too embarrassing. Elvis... I have a question. What's your cell phone number? I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It's the alcohol, that's what it is... I think I'm drunk. Your shoes are too small. I'm a size 5! You want to see? Ladies first. Sit down. No, no. Sit down, Elvis. Please. Will you just sit down and stop embarrassing me! I'm okay. Okay, okay. You're creasing it. Sit. Just sit down. I'm okay. All right. I'll sit. Where are you going? Hold on. I had this custom made. What? What style do you like? I like casual, but I usually wear suits. No, no. What kind of woman? Woman? I don't care. I might look at her character? Why? By any chance... Did someone ask you to ask me? Tell them that for the next 3 months, I'm only studying. I won't have time for anything else, so she should forget about me. That's what I'd like to say, but that would be bad manners. Is she pretty? In 3 months, I'll have a lot of time. I wouldn't say pretty... But she has a great character. And she has little feet. Is her English good? A little. When I find a woman to love, I'll confess to her in English. I love you in Korean is so corny. I love you, darling. English feels different, doesn't it? But if she doesn't understand English, that would be embarrassing. English, I will master you completely! Come on, English! Come on Elvis! I AM NOT NORMAL What has she been drinking... I'll call the police if you don't get down! I love you! Honey, call the police! Now! Good night. E-L-V-l-SSSSSSS!!!!!! I am the king of English! Catherine! Wait! Coming soon! Every gorgeous woman. I'm Park Moon-Su. Korean-American lawyer searching for birth mother years after being adopted to the U.S. Mom. Mom, come on over here! Come on, come on! You have to yell to speak English? You don't want to say anything when you meet her? You want to be a fool? Your posture is important. Bend your legs! Straighten your back! Hold your stomach in! Right? I! LO VE! VICTORIA! I... Make your voice ring out through Seoul! Don't be so timid! Loudly this time. - I! - I! LOVE! - Victoria! - Bacteria! We're trying to sleep here! What the hell! Yesterday... I worked on my English. On a mountain top. Elvis, you try. What did you do yesterday? Very sorry. So many absences! You can't even answer simple questions. If your English is bad, you must study hard. Foundation-elementary level Foundation,,, Heavy traffic. Do you have a problem with me? Apologize quickly. That's it. From now on you will speak only English during this class. Only English! It will be difficult at first, but if you try, you will get better. Speaking Korean is not allowed in this class. Only English! I'm sorry. What a temper. I know. Is it over? Why isn't it coming? Is there a strike? Elvis, you know... Only English! If you don't have anything special to do this weekend Would you like to go to a movie on Saturday with me? You understand? She's asking what the Saturday movie is. What was it? No. Hello. Oh, Cathy. I am Elvis. This phone is Cathy phone! Tonight? No problem! Coming soon. Yes! Are you meeting Cathy? You are... meeting her. You're meeting Cathy. Hey, taxi!! Go then. He really went to see her. Driver, follow that cab! Are you mental? This is a bus. This is who I am! A public official! Where exactly do you work? Step on it! You'll lose him! Don't worry. No one has ever shaken me off yet. I'm getting off! Driver! Hey, Mike. You've been busy? Excuse me? Excuse me Hi? Remember me? I'm the guy who had the wrong electricity bill! Remember? Hello? Hi. Yeah. That got taken care of. Did you do that? You don't know what a problem that was for me. Do you want a drink? Can you handle Whisky? One glass, please. Ladies and gentleman! The talent guest you have all been waiting for! You can call me Tony. How can I address you? Thank you! No, No, How-can-l-address-you? My Address? Address? Guro-dong. Guro-dong! That's a beautiful name. Nice to meet you Guro-dong. Cheers! Me? Again? She's had enough. She's drinking everything he gives her. Are you OK? Are you drunk? Do you need to go home? Um... If you want, I could drive you home. I have a really nice car. Thank you, Jessie! Elvis, do you dance well? Okay. Is there anyone else? Can you tap dance? Sure! Come on. Wait. Beautiful couple! Cathy and Elvis will tap dance! My technology! What the hell is she doing? Are you okay? Elvis... Run, quickly... Run... RUN! Candy. Can you get up? What? What do you want? This is medicine. And this is soondae. And deokbokki. And I made Korean pancakes. Have all of it. What's all this? Candy! Am I a bad teacher? Do you like Elvis that much? It's carrot! (Of course!) I don't care for him. He's kind of cute, but he's not my type. Cathy, you are my good friend! Help yourself. I don't know who that could be. Tyson, what are you doing here? What's wrong with your head? Oh, Don't worry about it. You're far away from home. I thought you might like this. Thank you! I love pizza! Candy's here, too. You want to come in? I have more deliveries. Oh That's a shame! Then see you later. You know... Cathy. Language reflects their personality. You should learn to speak polite form. But it's so hard. If it's hard, just say yoo at the end. You? You?? I don't understand. Like, this. I love yooooo... Bye. I love yooo... I love yooo... You want more? You eat a lot! No wonder your butt's so big. Hi, Cathy. Good evening everyone! Good evening, Cathy! Please, look at the board. These are your partners from now on. Good? But Cathy! Sit down! Sit, sit sit. Why are you following me? We're partners. That's not final. Sit down here. At other institutes, we changed partners every day. This man no good... no change... no money... I want to change, too. Okay... You can use Korean. Stop! We need teamwork to improve your English. Meet your partner often outside of class and practice. Hi, we are team. Yes! You don't want me as a partner? No. It's a good thing. We're in class... You shouldn't... Let's think of only English! Candy, don't ever wear sexy clothes. Let's study really really hard! I don't wear sexy clothes. That's right... Sorry. You're welcome. Oh, no! That's all right! Thank you. - You're welcome. Sorry. - That's all right. This is annoying. How come you speak so well! You could be like me. Really. Where are you from? Brazil? No! I'm American. I know you. You are my sister Victoria! Yes, You're my other Moon-su? Yes, I love you! Oh- Victoria, Do you love your mother? You're making a fool of yourself! Let's use only English at home! Nonsense! Turn it on, before I get really nasty! Mencius' mother moved three times for her son's education! Maybe her kid was smart! Or I'll run away from home. Our daughter is studying so hard! I've never been so moved. Honey! Go on out then. Then I'll just have to stop giving you my paycheck. Wait! Darling... Okay, okay, okay. Puke? No, no, no, no. Okay, okay. Water. Water. Es, water! Yo, yo, yo. What's up, mommy. Basketball, get out of here. Give me the money, please. - Water. - What's up, Daddy! Who are you? Thank you. Oops! Oh, I'm sorry. Where my stamp? Oh, my goodness! Good-bye, child! Your English is terrible. Try to speak in full sentences. That way you can improve your English. Are you okay? Yes, no problem! Oh, now it's time for me to study. We have piles of notices to send out. You can't go today! Young-Ju, you're going to class? Es, sir! So we're neighbors but haven't seen each other for a while, right? That's right. Say something to your neighbor. Hey. Hi. - Hi. - Yeah. Why don't you say something? I'm so happy to see her that I don't know what to say. Just say anything. Candy, you go first. My mobile phone number is 011-3... Candy. Oh, sorry. My e-mail is w-o... Candy. That's enough. Tyson and Betty. Your turn. What time is it now? Did you have lunch? Tyson! You have to speak out your answers to improve your English. All right? Yes. Cathy. Yeah, go on. You don't need me. Were you embarrassed back there? A little.

Sorry very much. Candy. It's Thank you very much. Not Sorry very much. I mean, I'm not that good, but you're really not improving. You have to admit my pronunciation got better, right? I listen to CNN every night. Now I understand almost 90. Do you understand any of it? Understand, my ass. I have to watch my soap opera. She looks like she understands... the way she's frowning and all. Mom, I'm home! Hurry up. Get in here. Who is it? Give me that. Hello? It's Moon-Young, isn't it? It sounds like her voice. Be quiet! - Can you speak English? - Okay! Good! It's only two weeks left. And... I miss you. I miss you! She say's she's Miss Yoo. - Anyway, it's nice to hear your voice... - Can't you say something in English? I AM speaking in English. Okay? It's English, too! Hello? Hello? What do... how do? What? What is your Saturday movie? Can you hold? I'll get someone else. Hello? I'm Luna Kim. Victoria wants me to say hello to her mother. Why couldn't I remember How do you do? I'm not going to meet her. How could I look her in the eye? What is it now? When your father ran off with another woman... I wasn't sure I could raise you two by myself. But the more I think about it, I should have raised you both, if I had been a good mother. Not again! I'm sick and tired of learning English, too. Good. We both could have made a huge mistake. You shouldn't have had her if you couldn't raise her. You shouldn't have looked for her if you were going to give her away. What is this! I would have thrown you away if I'd known you'd be like your father! Yeah, keep going. Take all my money while you're at it. It's for you. Hello. This is Young-Ju's cell phone. Candy? Who on earth is making crank calls at this hour? What, Elvis? If you're Elvis, I'm Nam Jin. Listen. In a green field... Hello. Candy! Are you cold? No! Not at all. I called too late, didn't I? No, it's only one o'clock. I can't believe you came out just because I asked you to. Of course! I was dreaming about you. And then you called. Strange, isn't it? Why was I in your dream? It's not like I have nowhere to go. We were studying in class as usual. Open. We're taking over this building. Drop all your weapons. You're under arrest. Drop all your weapons. You're under arrest. Shut up! We will now conduct a level test. Failure to answer will result in the gas chamber. Do you understand? You! Me? What kind of woman do you like? I like gorgeous woman! Passed! Stand up! - You! - You talking to me? Shut up! Just answer me in English! What is your favorite movie? What? Listen carefully! WHAT-IS-YOUR-FAVORITE-MO VIE? M-O-V-l-E, MO VIE! Oh ! Movie! Quiet! Zero-Zero-Seven! Double-O Seven. You mean James Bond? Yes! Why? Elvis! Help me! Elvis! SOS! I'll be back! Why did you pick that movie when you couldn't even explain? Have you ever dreamt about me? What?!!! You have, haven't you? You dreamt about me! Just once. I was so shocked because you were in it. Why? It was a beach in Miami, not Korea. My Emmi Restaurant (Mom's Sushi Bar) No way. I don't wear bikinis. Just listen. It's my dream! You looked really gorgeous in my dream. Unfortunately, you were sleeping. Then you saw me naked! You had a swimsuit on. It was a bikini! I couldn't help myself. I have to touch this woman. I have no choice. Just do it! Never! Never! That's it. Elvis, never stop. To be continued. To take off her clothing D. None of the above. A. Oh, my goodness! You stripped me naked! I checked the dictionary after I woke up. The answer was B. Then nothing happened. You wanted me to strip you? Of course not. How could you get that wrong? It's fun talking to you late into the night. Really? Why do you like talking to me? When I look at you... I don't think of women. So it's really comfortable. All I think of is studying English. You're leaving? This isn't your bedroom. Why are you sleeping out here? It's embarrassing. Lower your voice. Everyone's sleeping. Who's listening? Is this loud? Then say so! What will I do with you! Would you stop hitting me? Did you eat? No, you were probably chasing some girl. How come you turn silly at the sight of every skirt? At least your dad had taste. He had me. I'm sick of that story. There are plenty of good girls after me. You'd want any of them to be your daughter-in-law. You see what you want to see. I doubt there's anyone decent. There's a public official, you know! A public official? Who is she? That's enough. Let's go in. How old is she? I'm teaching her English. She's not that bad. So how old is she! Doesn't think of women. Doesn't think of women. See me as a woman. See me as a woman. See me as a woman. What are you mumbling? I see it in your eyes. You want me. Your eyes look really big without your glasses! I get that a lot. People say they could dive in because they're like lakes. Now that I look closely... You look just like an alien! Their faces are this small and have almond-shaped eyes! Doesn't everyone say that? Everyone. Look at me! We're going on a picnic this weekend. My foreign friends are going, too. We're going to Candy's grandfather's house. I hear it's in a beautiful village. Then we have to stay overnight! I can't stay out overnight. Candy Stop! My grandfather has a famous pig. It was on the news. Didn't you see it? Did you see it? The pig that understands English. What kind of pig is that? Well, you spread letters on the ground. You say A! and it ings the A. You say B! and it ings the B. It even knows some words, too. No way! Really! There are so many of you. Nice to meet you. Are these all your friends? There're all shapes and sizes. These are my classmates, and the foreigners just came along. This is Cathy, our English teacher. Thank you for teaching our little granddaughter, Ma'am. It's nice to meet you! Why, this woman... Thank you, too! Grandma, how have you been? It's been ages. Candy, where's the famous pig? Yeah, that pig? It was here, but we ate it at the last village party. Oh, my God! Why eat such a great pig? Why? You made it up, didn't you? No, I didn't. I thought there really was a pig that knew English. I need to ask a favor. It's real easy. Just memorize a few letters. I have to show Moon-Su I wasn't lying. I suggest you cooperate quietly. Why? No? Do you know I like bacon? Pork rib.,, bacon. A looks like this. Easy, isn't it? And these are B and C. They're easy to tell apart. Pick one of the three. C! Oh, you pig! What are you doing here? You have something in your eye? No. They're originally like this. You have to try a different teaching method. Be gentle. Give me that. What a sexy sow you are. Boars must drool over you! Hey, you want to have some fun with this handsome guy? Which one is 'A'? A. A. Go on. Don't shake it. She won't come. That's it! She's running away! Young-Ju! There she is! Stop right there! There she is. Elvis, grab her! Where are your shoes? I lost them while I was running. That was clumsy of you. Why do you squint like that? I kept them open extra-wide before. It's bleeding! It's all right. No. It's not all right. Get on my back. I'm fine. I'm too embarrassed. Come on. I'm heavy, aren't I? Keep your eyes open comfortably from now on. Okay. I was heavy, wasn't I? Yeah. Go Candy! How did you find them? I used to be a scout. A boy scout. Thank you so much! Shall I get you a pair of shoes? Oh, no. Do you have red ones? I've always wanted red ones. I'll get you ten pairs so you can wear them for life! Really? You cold? No cold. Happy! Good people in this scenic village The fresh air and the peaceful silence It opens up my heart. Me, too. I wish to live like the wind and clouds! Me too. That doesn't seem like you. I was just kidding. I know I don't seem like that. Plain, boring, and not sexy. Stop that! Ou did at first, but I take back what I said about you being normal. You're different, you know. Special? I'm special to you? You could say that. Don't you want to say something in English? Not yet. Then when? After I learn more. Let's go in. Okay. Goodnight, Young-Ju. I found it in the yard. When did that fall out? I saw the picture. She's hot. Yeah. What does she do? She's a lawyer in New York. Her English is great. Americans get frustrated talking to her because her pronunciation is so good. That's why you learn English. Yes. I want to see her. Sun Tzu's The Art of War states that... knowing the enemy ings victory. Let's go for lunch. Age? A little younger than me. I bet she had her face done. But English... No contest! I've lost the will to fight now that I know my enemy. Orange juice please. No, we have only coffee. Okay, milk coffee please. No. We have no milk. You're cutting class today, too? You got dumped, didn't you? So you're quitting altogether? How are your classes going? I'm not going back. No, I can't. Why is it a disgrace not to be able to speak English? I was never uncomfortable not knowing any English until now. You use it maybe one week in all the years you study it. It's crazy! I gave up on English but I got a perfect score in Korean! If you pressure me, I'll file a complaint with City Hall! I didn't say anything. Is something wrong with them? No, no. Weird. What are you doing here so late? It's the last week of class... You have to come tomorrow. No. Why? I hate English. It's Elvis. Isn't it? What happened between you two anyway? Stop talking about him. I know you are good teacher, good friend, but from now stay out of my life. It's none of your business. Candy... I am sorry. What? Young-Ju, you are not the person I thought you were! And you know... For someone who says they hate English, you speak it very well. Today, I'm just going to ask you some questions about your plans. Remember to answer in English. Jolie? Oh, yes. I have a plan... Oh! Candy! Hey! Young-Ju is here. I thought you'd given up. Hey! Welcome, my partner! Don't use English when you can't speak it well. And stop taking an interest in me. So many men want me. Maybe I should date a negative speaker. (She means native speaker) - Long time no see! - I miss you... Everybody, tomorrow is our last class, so why don't we all go out together and cele ate. I have one suggestion! I quit the pizza place and now I work in a Korean restaurant. I'll buy all of you lunch. Really! You're coming tomorrow? I don't think I can. That meeting is tomorrow. Please. I'll try. Your English is really good now. I was bad. No, it was for the best. I'll be over him in no time. Game is over. Moon-Su! Nice to meet you. Call me other Moon-Su. Nice to meet you. I'm your other. Try on the suit you'll be wearing. I'm picking it up at the dry cleaner's at noon. Is this for Moon-Young? No, it's for someone else. You're at it again. Another girl? You worry about your problems. Stop worrying about everything else. Don't talk to me like that. You're giving them to that public official, aren't you? You got it all wrong. She couldn't be further from my mind. That's the problem with you. You don't see what you have. If you buy a woman shoes, she'll run off in them. Where are you going? Moon-Su! I'll be right back. How is it? It's really good. This pork is simply delicious. But where's Elvis? I think he said he had an appointment. How do you say sambap in English? Do they have sambap in America? Wouldn't they call it sam-rice? It's sambap in English, too. I was eating that when I got picked to learn English. Candy isn't a size 5! Hong, is there a size 6 of red strip shoes? Yeah, ing them over. Victory Soccer Team Ladies' Shoe Dept Why? I can't. I'm in a jogging suit. Taxi! His name is Park Moon-Su and he's not bad looking. He's in my class, but he didn't come today. He's not here either? No. Then where is he? Candy, she's looking for Moon-Su. She would know. Hey. Are you the public official? You know me? Could you find my good-for-nothing son? I have to go to Amiga or Omega Hotel with him. Wait till I get my hands on him! Could you take me there? The girl from the picture? Getting engaged already? Let's go! She doesn't look as good as in the picture. Mother? I'm Victoria. Please, have a seat. Mother? You're not even married. You cow! Okay, I sit. Because Mother want. Oh, you speak English. Good. Translate for me. Please don't cry. Past is past. I don't remember anything. I just came here to say hello... It's good to see you. Tell her this first. I didn't do it because I hated you. I deserve to be punished. My mind has never been at ease. Wondering if you're eating well, if people were good to you. That's too long. Tell her everything. Please! What did she say? Hmm... Mother said... What's punished? furnished? Please tell her not to cry. You be quiet. She cry because of you! Isn't that too short? English is like that. Did you say she's pretty? And thanks for growing up well? That's... She said you are beautiful. But, the picture is better. What? You stay here. I don't think I introduced myself... Hi... I'm Victoria. What's wrong? Is it me? You think I shouldn't have come? Yes! Did you say yes? Yes. Mother hate you. Moon-su hate you. And everybody hate you. Why? Why?? Because... Because... You are not Korean! Ok! Tell her I came with good intentions. And that I hope she's happy. You might as well go sightseeing since you're here already... Good day, sir. I told them not to write this on the back. Or at least have it in English. Soccer team for ladies! I can't do anything with this. Hi. Victoria. I'm Elvis. Nice to meet you. I love you. Victoria. I love you, too. I didn't mean to do that to that girl. I just blurt out things before I think about them. I'm not a bad person. I'm sorry, Moon-Su! What are you talking about? She said she was staying here. We have no Bacteria or Bacterium staying at our hotel. We're meeting her at the coffee shop! Where were you? I already met her. But she's gone. Why? I went out to cry and she just disappeared. That public official girl was with me. What girl? That girl you talked about. She's wearing your shoes. We have to find Moon-Young first! Could you check to see if... Please believe me. We do not lie to our clients. She was here just 5 minutes ago! Are you calling me a liar? I'm sorry. Mom, stay over there. Go where? Would you just go! Why, you lousy... Her name is Victoria. She's a lawyer from the U.S. I was out playing golf, you see. Please check again. She checked out. What is it? Get up. This isn't our house! You want me to get you a blanket? You can't go! Don't go! Don't go, don't go. Never! Never! Never! Over my dead body! Over my dead body! Victoria, get out. You out car! Victoria! Please forgive me. I'm a liar! Mother said... Mother... Mother like you... Moon-su want you. What are you talking about? Please calm down and let me go. They are waiting for you. We have to leave now. There'll be a lot of traffic. Please don't go, Victoria! Please. Don't just sit anywhere. Victoria, I'm your other. Call me other Moon-Su. You know? Mother everyday see your picture. Really. She's always looking at it. I've seen her with it all my life. Mother... My baby! Brother! A lady asked me to give you these shoes. My shoes. Where's that girl? My one-sided love is over. Nothing ever happens in my life. That's normal. Because I really AM normal. Young-Ju! Young-Ju! Candy? Candy? Young-Ju! Young-Ju Na! Candy? Young-Ju! Candy! Candy? It's me, Elvis! Candy! Young-Ju! Candy, it's me, Moon-Su. Candy! Young-Ju! Candy! Young-Ju! Candy! I have something to tell you. Victoria isn't my girlfriend. She's my sister! So stop hiding from me! Candy! Who's Candy? I may be a player, but I wouldn't date my own sister! I have principles, you know! You're weird to think that. God, he's so loud. So he's admitting he's a playboy? Is he retarded or what? It's because she's his sister. We're getting off here, right? Yeah. Hold on. Then who's younger, Victoria or the playboy? You are! Don't piss me off! He said Victoria thought her other was a playboy. You're sure? Okay. Victoria is his sister? That's right. Sure. Young-Ju Na! Here he is again. Hey, then who's Candy? You're Candy. Come here, you jerk. I'm Park Moon-Su and I have to see you today! Young-Ju! Candy! I just need it for a minute. Young-Ju Na! Why are you always taking my paper? - Victoria is my sister... - What did I ever do to you? What is she doing? Young-Ju? Young-Ju. I've never really dated anyone. So, what I mean is... You're so slow! You want to go out with her, right? Yes! I do. I love you! I really love you. No, you don't. There is no way you could. You said when you really loved someone, you'd propose in English. So it's not me. Of course not. I'm so plain... Someone like you wouldn't like me. No, love sounds better in Korean. Then does kiss sound better in English or Korean? Well, there are a lot of people here... So what I'm saying is... What a cute little baby! Is it a boy or girl? Our little princess. She looks just like you. Yeah, you think? Look at her! She looks just like me! Absolutely! Enjoy your day. Bye, bye. Have a nice day! Mommy! Our baby spoke for the first time. She'll learn to speak. She'll learn English too someday and it will be hard. Then I'll tell him to speak up boldly for someone will answer him. She wet herself again! Honey, get me a diaper. I left them in the car. Why did you do that? You expect me to go? No, I'll go. I came to my hometown. I'm very happy. Because I have a beautiful wife. But I have a problem. She keeps speaking Korean, not English. She sells seashells on the seashore. Korean is so beautiful. Beautiful! Now, I drive a cab. I often go Incheon airport, because I can talk to foreigners. Oh, I also have something to confess. This is my wife... We didn't mean to hide it. I'm taking our Yoo-Jeong to Canada. We'll be staying there for about two years. I'll be a long distance father for a while. If you cheat on me, I'll kill you. I'm going a oad to study. America? No. I'm going to China. I think I could master Chinese in short time. Call me if you come to Beijing. See you! Scene 49, cut 3, take 2 Their faces are this small and have almond-shaped eyes! Doesn't everyone say that? You'd want any of them to be your daughter-in-law. There are plenty of... I'm an... wait... Sorry. - That's all right. How come you... I have no choice. Just do it! Those kind of thoughts came to me! Cut! God! Scary! How did you do that? How? I don't know.

Invested by Yedang Entertainment World sales by Cinema Service Produced by A1 Cinema Well made Film I'm gonna go for it No. Play it safe Just get it near the hole I can do it, Father Shut up, just get it near and you'll win. Lee Myung-soo of Dongwon This is Suh Byung-ho Don't worry and... Ah, Mr. Jung Yes. Yes Good morning Don't get so swept up by rumors. Kim Seung Woo That's the way it is in this field. Kim Seung Woo I'll call you again, Ma'am. Ha Ji-won I'll call you again, Ma'am. Ha Ji-won Shit. I'm dead. Seung-wan, phone. Me? Say I'm not here. In step. Left, left, left, left. - Here, phone - Say I'm not here Jerk. Hey! Hey! Jerk! Shit Hello, Dongwon Securities. I'm gonna eak his leg and make a soup out of him. Sun of bitch Don't swear at me. Asshole. Probably younger than me You staying? Gonna stay here all day? Move! Move! You have guests. Search it Yes, Sir! - Find him - Yes, Sir! Damn, I'm really dead Hey, Seung-wan. That asshole. Director Park Yong-woon Director Park Yong-woon - Shit - What are you doing! I'm dead if I can't t woo this woman... So, cute I'm thinking about giving Jae-seok some cash to play with What? You're kidding I've been dancing with you every Monday Wednesday... And Friday for the past month! He says he can double if I give him $8.5 million $8.5 million? Hey, Big Mama Come on, open the door! No, don't go. Tell me what to do to change your mind Help me just once! Mama! Big Mama! Bill shit! SONG Jae-seok! What do you want? That Mama. The big fat Mama Fuck you Ah, Mrs. Piggie? She's mine. Got it? She's mine. Give her back. You know what I've put up with... Son of a bitch! - Let go now - You wanna it? Let me go, damn it. One, two... Ouch. It hurts, it hurts... Telephone! Telephone! Son of a bitch! My arm may be oken Hello, this is KANG Seung-won of Dongwon Hello. I'm in charge of Heroes of the Past on Daehan Broadcasting... What? Broadcasting? You are that junior golf champion KANG Seung-won, right? Bill Jackson, nine wins in a row. That ugly dude Should be your photo there instead This sucks. Shoot, almost forgot. Wanna go on a blind date? Face like an actress, boobs like watermelons... Two in one... What about fruit? You crazy ass. Where you gonna find a right-handed girl who peels fruits with her left? I know there is. Yeah, your dead mom. Such screwed up ideals... Just forget the blind date. Did I say I was gonna do it? Just live alone 'til you die! Who is it? Oh, it's you. Did you or did you not know today is Father's anniversary of death? You knew, but came late intentionally, didn't you? Whose fault is it I'm living like this? Who lost our house gambling? Who's bumming off a poor, divorced sister? Okay, okay. Stop it. Can't believe this. Can't you make peace with a dead person? Cheer up. Don't worry. One lucky stroke and I'll get our old house back. Whatever. Hye-gang, let's go to bed. Yes, my baby My baby is so heavy PowerSoft is gonna start soaring today Let's go! Come here. Ouch, what's up? Zipper eat... I told you to sell it, didn't I? Sell what? PowerSoft! What about PowerSoft? It went bankrupt! Bankrupt? No way. No freaking way. This is all some kind of conspiracy. All the money I put in it... No, this can't be! Go hide out for a few days. I'll take care of things here. Shit, it's Ma Gang-sung? A little more! A little more! A little more! A little more! I got this, I got this. I got it No! Don't park Asshole Man, this is one fucked up day. If I ever catch this son of a... Shit! One, ten, hundred, thousand... - Two thousand dollars! - Do you like it? Thank you. Too expensive... KANG Seung-wan. What? Do you know me? Golf champion KANG Seung-wan Who doesn't know you? My face has changed so much. You have very good memory... Obviously you've quit golf. What you doing now? Ah. I didn't give you my card. I'm... Here is lottery and wait seconde I'm the star of Dongwon Securities, KANG Seung-wan. I'll make you rich. Not interested in stocks. You should still give it. How you gonna put food on the table? Stop, why are you hitting me? And don't talk to me so casually. Probably similar age with me Come back again! I'll call Shit! What's this The same temper wherever he goes. What creepy lady... - Hello? - Uncle, it's Hye-gang Ah, Hye-gang It's Uncle, Sweetie. Did you eat? The question is, did MA Gang-sung eat? Hye-gang! Are you here? Why are you so late? You kept the guests waiting. How are you, my younger other? Stamp it! Stamp it! Asshole! Shit, don't you want I'm too young to die. I can't... I said stamp it! Dammit! Life Insurance. If Kang should die, MA Gang-sung gets paid. - Let's go - Yes, sir Please, don't do this. Please I'll pay you back. I can't die like this. You have two weeks. And then a traffic accident. Understand? For your information, pay's double if you die on holidays or weekends I'm going. Please! And answer the Damn phone when it rings Wait, Sir. Hello? Is this former junior golf champion KANG Seung-wan? Yeah. That's me! We spoke before, I'm in charge of TV program Heroes of the Past... So what? - We want an interview - You pay for the interviews? - Of course not... - That's why it's a No! It's not coming off. You two dating? I'll go. Bug. Uh, why? Hit the jackpot and pay them back. It's all my savings. $40,000. Dae-shik! Forty thousand!! Bug, I didn't come here for this. He says he doesn't want it. He has a conscience. Aren't you? Of course. - Sun-Joo - Forty thousand dollars! - Ah, $40,000 - Give me I'm the only friend he has. - Bug - Go The PIN is 0924. The date you won. Bug... you... Don't get mushy. Go. Due to the bankruptcy of PowerSoft the Kosdaq market is in a panic. The company was once a riding high with its global technology... Jae-seok, please let me in on this game. No, I'm not asking for a free ride... I've got some cash. Please count me in... I'm dead if... Jae-seok, please! Let me in! I'm on the edge of my wits. If you don't let me in, I'm gonna blow the whistle! I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna hit the jackpot, buy a house drive a sports car KANG Seung-wan's life I'm gonna turn my life on it, damn it, even if it kills me. Nice wheels. Some assholes are born with a silver spoon in their mouth. I'm a bum... Move! Move! You wanna race, is that it? Come on! Come on. Mr. KANG Seung-wan? How do you know me? Who doesn't know you? What, am I in the papers or something? Aren't we modest. The whole world knows you're missing. Jae-seok, the asshole So, he's got another project going. What are you mumbling? Why are you butting in? - Weirdo - What? This should help you. What's this? I don't need this toy. Hey! Jae-seok, so you're trying to take me down with you? I didn't even start yet. Hey, What's this. It's the right PIN 0924. Excuse me - aren't you Mr. KANG Seung-wan? - No. - Bug - B... bug? The PIN number is wrong. I told you not to call me. - Is there a cop with you? - Don't call me! There must be a pig with him. Thank you. Hey, Mister... Excuse me, but... No. Everything's the same except for the hair style. You look just like my boss, too Except you're bald Oh yeah? Don't people tell you all the time that you look like golfer KANG Seung-wan? Golfer KANG Seung-wan? You're goofing around? Uh? Wait. Stop. Stop! Hey, stop! Mr. MAENG. What are you doing here? I'm a cab driver. Stop it, Mr. MAENG? I've been driving cabs for 13 years. It sure is good meeting you. What the...? This was Dongwon Securities just yesterday. Autograph this. Don't be a snob. I'm going nuts. Don't take photos. Go away everybody. Mister, stop it. Sweetcake? Me? It's you, Sweetcake! What happened? Did the company move? How do you know my nickname? Stop goofing around. Not you too. You're my Dongwon Securities colleague... I work here, at Hanbat Electronics... Can I have an autograph? - Wait moment, wait moment - Please, have an autograph Things are so screwed up, now I'm imagining things. Who...? So, you're saying there was an accident, right? I'm not a pro golfer, I told you! This is really getting crazy. Put your hand up. Why? Put it up. Give it here! Now! Here, look. This can't be... Just wait a little Your wife should be here soon. Wife? Ah, here she is. How much did he drink? This is disgusting. Shit, all swept, dammit! What are you looking at? Greasy-looking asshole, aren't you? What are you in for? Cheat on your wife did ya? Assholes who look like you usually... Aren't you Pro. Golfer KANG Seung-wan? What are you doing here? Wow, I'm a big fan. Here, let's shake hands. He's dead. What are you doing? Why do I have to hear from other people that you're in Sydney? I'm still your wife. Be careful! Ma'am... Wow! What! Are you messing with me? - No, the truth is... - Shut up Listen, something is really wrong. You know that, do you? Man, she's really bitchy. No, wait, she's my wife. This is really crazy. Bill Jackson. British Open! - Having fun? - Yeah What happened to your hair? I... It's better. It's my first time I'm saying it, but I hated your bleach. You look nicer. Good night. Wow, golden putt... Winning streak... Wow! I really... Uh! Hey, this is what I got for my eighth birthday. It's still here. This is all for one guy? Is this really men's wear? It is men's wear. Whoa. Watch! It's gold, gold. This is really cool! I can't go to sleep. I might wake up from this dream. I'm Mun il-ok of Good morning KFA's CEO Lee ju-il says that our national soccer team's new chief is Holland's manager Hidink until 2006 Korea World-Cup Wishing that he make first win in the World-Cup, we start the Sports Center of Good Morning ˘Ü But if I can love my past... ˘Ü ˘Ü March, march Oh ˘Ü Oh! ˘Ü Just do it ˘Ü ˘Ü I'm singing ˘Ü You must be in a good mood. Oh, yeah Did you get a good night's sleep? Stock index... 2,400 points? Wait a minute What about PowerSoft? PowerSoft... Power... Oh, my... $100? I knew it! There's no way it's bankrupt I got worng time So, when this that happen? So, then... What's up with the newspaper? Um... this... What's that? Bottoms up! Agh, health drink! Yuck. Let's get a divorce. I'm sick of hating you. Let's split. No. No way. What? Family is important, don't you know? You have to be married before you can get a divorce. Irritated... KANG Seung-wan It's right so far. Smile, HAN Ji-young. You look like it's the end of the world. That's it! Way to go! Cinched every tournament he entered, didn't he? Slump? Well, that comes with the field... What? Bill Jackson's coming? You're watching them again, aren't you? No Hurry and get ready. We're going to be late. Are we going somewhere? Watching pornographies... It's not! Isn't that Mr. Dong-chun? Come here you asshole! Sydney? Without even calling me? Oh, it's so good to see you. - How long has it been? - What the heck? Get in. Wow, a limo! Ladies first. Since when? Since when You haven't changed a bit. What's wrong now? Dad! Dad! It's Dad! He's inside! His condition is worse now. Dad! Dad! Dammit! Goofing around because I'm not here? How are you going to beat Bill Jackson? - Dammit! - Be patient, dad It hurts, Dad! Okay, get some rest. Bye. What happened to your hair? Champion should have a style The other look was much better Thank you. You knew how to say that? Don't put up a show. Hey, Mr. Hwang Hey, Sun-joo, good movie this time. Thanks. Hey, Sun-joo I hear you and Ji-young were schoolmates? Sun-joo? KANG Seung-wan! HWANG Sun-joo! They're a couple, you know. Mr. KANG, is that true? No way. Sun-joo is Bug's girlfriend... SONG Jae-seok! That's true, KANG Seung-wan Shit, come on! No, that's not true. You know it's not. Why do you hassle me where ever I go? This is becoming one violent family. Just quit it Seung-wan, just quit it Just quit it He's a real dirt bag. I wanna punch him in the face. Dammit! Good job There you go, thank you. What's that about Sun-joo? That Song is not a journalist He's a troublemaker. I swear, he writes pure trash. Let's go Aren't you overdoing it? Dad. Right, Hey, Seung-wan. Yes Say hello to Minister CHO. - Mini... Minister? - Right It's such a great honor to get to host an event like this in Korea. You do big business Bill Jackson Kick his butt. He used to have a good heart once. Yeah. Give me one too. It's strong. Give it. I told you. - Seung-wan - Sun-Joo, why? - What are you doing? - I miss you too much Are you nuts? Yeah, I'm nuts I've gone mad missing you. How can you ignore me after Sydney? Hold me. Wait a minute. Wait a minute! Wait, so what Jae-seok said is true? You are a coward. That reporter scared you off? If Dae-shik catches us... He'll kill... I love you, Seung-wan. Bug! - Not an ounce of shame left? - Wait a sec. Let me go! How you doing, Bug? You really want a beating? No, Bug. Really, it's a misunderstanding. I hate assholes with faces like yours. Makes me puke. See you later. Hey! You make me sick too! Disgusting! You know I'm married, Bug? Do I look like a bug to you? You're screwing up everyone's life Straighten up! Are you asleep? Want a cup of coffee? Man, what did I do to Dae-shik to get him so pissed off? I'm sure it's all your fault! Stupid jerk. Kicked out of the bedroom. What did you do, Man? This is really bizarre. Wow delicious! Dong-chun, when exactly is that Bill Jackson coming? Probably next week. It's Seung-wan's only chance to get back on track. Yeah, no kidding. Aren't you gonna hit it? Um, Dad. Let me go to the toilet first. Right now? I'll just be a minute. This is crazy Where am I going to go? Get out of the way! What the...? Can't fool age. Whoa It's the same design. $200? How did the $2,000 outfit get so cheap? It's the same design. Just 10 cost How... You like it? A real bargain, huh? Always butting in. Look here, Lady. What, you goofball? I'm KANG Seung-wan, you know. KANG Seung-wan! I know. You know, a golf champion A golf champion! KANG Seung-wan of Dongwon Securities. Right, sonny? If you want to go back to your other world, you have to risk your life. Take it up to 200 kilometers and let it ride. If you slowdown or hold onto your spirit... It's adios to both you and the car. - Can you do it? - No - Isn't there another way? - Waiting You had no say when you came You'll have no say when you go back. Just wait 'til it's time. Why rush it? Isn't your life here a hundred times better than when you were a bum? Right? Yeah, I guess... But when I think about going up against Bill Jackson. No, it just can't happen. I haven't touched a golf club in 13 years No one will be fooled. People are looking at me suspiciously already. You really gotta get something better to worry about. It'll be a piece of cake. Why? You have the same blood type, the same genes. Why? Because you're that same asshole. You can even sleep with your wife, no problem. Why? Because you're that same asshole. I'm gonna jog with you everyday from now on. I'll practice golf real hard, too. I'll be good to you, too. I'm not divorcing you Let's forget the past and start all over Okay? Hey, asshole! Are you sure you're playing golf? I'm a bit rusty, that's all. Shut up. Here, bend your knee and elbow first. You, buster Because you hit the ball by this you hit ths field Dammit! Okay! Put on wild show, why don't you. Hey, what are you doing? No, what you are doing? You never drank water while on the field. You're really weird these days. What do you mean? You can't fool me, you know I've been taking care of KANG for 15 years. Just look at your hair. It's utterly foreign! Why don't you just go get married? I think you're too bored. I've been there and back. So, are you saying I'm a fake or something? You know I can tell what he's thinking just by looking at his eyes. When he's hungry, sleepy or ticked off. But he's really acting like a different man these days. Do you think he's crazy? Do you want to try Shamanism? I know a real good one. - You want her number? - No Kids, I'm here. Let's play train. This way... Mister! Hello... how are you? I think you're right He would never come here Next, Ye-eun. A kiss. Hye-mi is a difficult child. It's amazing. You didn't even like me working here. I love kids, you know that. Boy, I'm starving. Shall we go get something to eat? What's good to eat? There is a place I like to go to when it rains. It's the best when it rains. My mouth is watering. Where is it? Let's go. It's something you really hate. - Just forget it. - No, let's go It's not a show. Wait, you'll get wet. It's my first time seeing you eat instant noodles. - You hate it - No, it's my favorite I've just been avoiding it to please Dad. Really? Of course Let's come here every time it rains. Really? Don't tell Dad! One . Two . Three . Do you remember this song? When we met Mister Hyun-shik on our honeymoon in Alaska 3 years ago... KIM Hyun-shik? The one who died 10 years ago... Almost died... due to alcohol. Sang this song live, remember? - Oh yeah, that's right - Oh my God! This is my favorite part ˘Ü When you're a kid, you don't know love ˘Ü ˘Ü But when you get older, you know it too well ˘Ü ˘ÜWhen time passes, you know it ˘Ü ˘Ü Everybody laughs at least once because of love... ˘Ü What, what...? Your underclothes. What are you doing? Nothing. This feels so good. Come here. No, it's okay. I'll do it. You have to exercise more, your muscle is all loose. Yeah, I'll do it... even if it kills me. You're so dramatic these days, talking about dying all the time. You'll die when you're happy, and die when you're not... You talk like that, too. Don't put up a show. When you happy and when you not Wimp. Lift your arms. Oh it tickles. - Wait seconde - You're not a very nice person. You're selfish, care only about yourself. Not at all interested in how others live. Always hurting the person next to you. But... You're a different man now. I feel so nervous. I'm thankful, but... so nervous. People do change, you know. Stand up. I'm not wearing any... Stand up! Stand up Where you going? Come here. Would she love me even if I'm not a cele ity? If I was nothing... Of course. Sometime I wish you were a nobody. Give me! This is the research shop that belongs to my father-in-law Who is Ji-young's father and also a world-class botanist. What's up Yes, they look strange, but they're globally famous and amazing flowers. Wanna know their name? It's... Maera... Ignorant! You know it's a rare flower when it has a name you can't pronounce. May Garden. That's what people call the place. - It's a corny name, isn't it? - This is so tacky Wait a sec. This is my Dad. This is me when I'm eight What a cutie. Me in high school. Wow, finally 24! Grew up so beautiful and sexy. This is a lucky charm my father gave me. Seung-wan asks for it before every tournament. But I have no intention of giving it to him whatsoever. Okay. Such cliche. What a show. - What at show...? - Because You're a real champion and don't need things like a lucky charm! So narrow-minded! Narrow-minded ! Narrow-minded ! Promise me. Promise what? Hurry. - I, HAN Ji-young - I, HAN Ji-young - Really! - Okay, okay I, KANG Seung-wan. - Will endure And endure - Will endure And endure - But if things get too difficult - But if things get too difficult - As a last resort - As a last...? Come here together with me. What this, a day before our wedding? Okay, okay. Just promise. Kiss. Let me speak to the director. Now! Director? Hi, this is HAN Ji-young. You rat! You have many enemies, Jerk! Get your butt here! Don't know who, but someone sent this via quick service. Asshole. Get your ass over here! SONG Jae-seok, I will kill him! You didn't do this? You crazy? It's the end of my career if there's a romantic scandal! Did something really happen in Sydney? You don't remember? I wonder what we did. Got it, stop it. I... Don't want to cry in front of you. So, I've been crying all day... But here I am again. This is not by choice. It is your choice. I don't have a big bag. If I'd known, I'd have bought some. Wait, will you believe me if I tell you something? No, don't bother. Seung-wan. Ah Mister KANG. Sorry ass loser. Seung-wan, wake up What's wrong with you these days? Look at him. I told you several times. This is not the Seung-wan we know. Is what Dong-chun says true? There's no mistake. He drinks water all of sudden. Look at that hair And the swing, can you really call it a golf swing? Have you been drinking? Look at this. Look at this. Never drank an ounce of alcohol, now look at him. This is all... The traits of drug addicts! See, look! A dot! Idiot! That's strange. It should be here... Get your hands off. Hey! Hurry up and get dressed. Shouldn't you ask about Ji-young first? Shut up. The important thing is that Bill Jackson is here. Bill Jackson! Bill Jackson! Do you talk about anything else? Of course not. What else is there to talk about? Do you know why I quit golf? When mom died, you were happy that I won the tournament. You weren't even there for her! What kind of ill manner is this? Damn golf! It's your fault mom died alone. - You ill ed scum! - Your ruined my life!! - My life! - What did You say? - I did what to your life? - Hey, dammit! Don't you dare say such a thing. I sacrificed my life trying to turn you into a champion! Mister! Mister! You ill ed scum! Who told you to live like that? Who? Hey, Seung-won! You ungrateful...! Mister! Mister! Mister! Wake up What can I do Dad Doctor, please... I beg you, make him well... It's not too hopeful, but I'll try. Thank you. This is really screwed up. I want another doctor. - He's the best... - That's bullshit. That evil... What are You saying? - Take his glass off - Sorry, doctor. Sorry... I tell You, I know him. - Hey, shut up - Screwed up Wait a sec! Hey! You low-life gangster! KANG, what did you just say? I said you're the scum of the lowest life! What you gonna do? Oh, Doctor! I was a gangster once, now I'm a freaking doctor... So I'm going in. What the hell is the matter with you? - Dong-chun. What about dad? - Seung-mi! - Dad, how... - Now, he is operate on - Dad! Hey, Seung-mi! I promised your mother I would look after Mister Kang when she died. You were at the hospital when she died? You probably don't know this, but I looked after your mother. That's how you dad was able to go to your junior championship. And your mom... Held on until you won. When you did, she called Mister Kang to tell him what a great job he did. You're saying it was all mom's idea? You did a great job. That's why I quit golf, because I blamed Dad. You're saying that was all mom's idea? Dad, please wake up. Please wake up and hit me once. I can't let you go like this. Not twice. Please wake me and hit me, Father. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry, Father. He'll be up soon. You've lost weight. Don't you eat? Don't you hate my guts? I'm worrying about you as a fan, not as a husband. Dad! Dad! Mister! Are you okay? Why do you shock us like this? Daddy, are you okay? Stop making such fuss. It feels so good seeing your mother after such a long time. Dad! What trick are you playing now? I hear he can't drink a drop of alcohol? Are you nuts? You want to die? See, I'm fine If I was really him, I'd be dead already You're really driving me mad. You expect me to believe you? This is really bizarre. Really bizarre. Seung-wan, I'm going to ask you one question. Be totally honest, okay? What? Is Dae-shik rich? Damn rich. He owns a golf course. For real? Let's see you swing. I don't know if I can do it. Shit! Wow. Frustrating, isn't it? I'm still not going to give up. Look here, your head is moving. I told you, the follow move is important! Hit the 3cm spot hard. Do the follow through the end. Don't stop after hitting the ball. Do the follow, the follow, please! Shoulders Take in your shoulders. There, that's much better. Damn it, do the follow! Follow! Follow! The same distance as the back swing, give it a follow! Okay? The iron shot should be short and clean But it has to have impact. Try it Seung-wan, what are you doing? Now! We really should use cheap balls Why waste such expensive! Wasn't that good? Crazy about you How can you not get this? My patience is just about all run out. You really haven't hit a ball in 13 years? Uh-huh. Not once? I sold everything related to golf. You're one tough soul. Get up if you're done eating. I'm not done yet Let's rest a little more. Get up now You're the world champion, remember it You want to be humiliated front of the big crowd? You have to at least look like what you're doing. Sweetheart. Even the way you peel fruit is just like your mother-in-law. Dad, did Mom really peel fruit with her left hand... when she was right-handed? Yep. It was very sexy. I don't know about sexiness, but my face is prettier than Mom, right? No way! Sweetheart. If you're not happy, leave him. I only want you to be happy. This is my seventh trip here. How come no one's ever home? Are you related to Ms. HAN Ji-young? I'm her husband. Ji-young, I'm in Sydney. The press must be having a ball over there, huh? Ji-young I ran into Sun-joo in the U.S. And we just traveled to Sydney together. I'm sorry, Ji-young. But I'm really miserable. My life was ruined the minute Bill Jackson appeared. Ji-young It's over for me now, Ji-young. I miss you. Will endure and endure But if things get too difficult As a last resort, we will come here together. Promise. This is really driving me nuts. The match is right around the corner and you're still learning the basics. Fix head, tuck in shoulders, don't stick your ass out... Make legs the wall Here, I'll show you. Just watch. Front green, right? Did you see? Just get it up there. Is it up? I think so. Kidding me! From the looks of your position, I don't think it did. Let's go. See, Seung-wan When there's a harmony between a swing and theory... The distance between the pin and the ball disappears. - Isn't this mine? - No, it's mine. See, it's mine Where is your ball? I don't know See, you bent your leg again and now you've lost the ball. Anyway, let's go Hey, Mr. Kang. That's my ball. Isn't it mine? Ha! I thought your swing was harmonious! Let's go. Wow, this is awesome! Thanks, Bug. This is Phinx Gold Club, where the first ever PSGA tournament in Asia... - Is about to open - It is a proud moment, indeed I've been in this job for 20 years And I've never had a more emotional moment than this. Viva Korea! You did well today. No, I was awful. It's your first time without Dad. I think it'll be harder than I imagined. But I'm still going to try It might get better You sounded like an adult just now. Aren't you going in? I think he's waiting for you. You go in first. Okay then. Do you remember what we promised the day before our wedding? It's always been so, but I need you more now than ever before. Help me. I'll cheer for you with all my heart. I'll always be your fan. KANG Seung-wan seems to be in much better condition today. On the other hand, the news is that Bill Jackson has suddenly caught cold. Yes, Lady Luck must be with KANG Seung-wan. His concentration seems un eakable today. Bug, I told you Korea makes it to the semifinals in the World Cup, right? What? Stop pulling my leg. How can we get that far? I'm serious! You'll be wearing a red T-shirt and cheering outdoors, too. You must really take me for an idiot. Seung-wan! Golf requires so much concentration, athletes feel faint from time to time. I think the fans must be enormously shocked. What do you make of his condition now? Well, usually speed and balance is distracted... But KANG Seung-wan is a great player. He seems to be perfectly alright. Seung-wan! Seung-wan! Seung-wan! I'm just a little dizzy. It's okay. Don't you eat? Ji-young! Such klutz. Do you know what my dream was as a child? To find a woman who has warm hands... And is right-handed But peels fruits with her left hand. That's why you proposed to me. What? I must be the only woman who was proposed to while peeling fruit. I love you. What's going on? Look into my eyes, Ji-young Remember me just the way I am. Reverse it! It is regretful. Given his condition today KANG Seung-wan could really win. But unfortunately, this is the last hole. It's his talent. He really is great. He's about 12 meters from the hole It's possible to score a birdie. If he does, this will be a last minute victory. He's in top condition. If he can just manage a par save We would go overtime and he could still win That would be best strategy Don't get greedy. Just put it up there. I'm gonna go for it, Dad. What? Go for overtime! I'm sorry, Father I'm doing it my way this time. Bug, I have to go. Do you have to? It's not by my choice. Say hello to Dae-shik. Hurry-up Win comment, please I'll wait for you in May Garden. Dad, I'm sorry I've been such a bad son. Be healthy, please You have to be healthy! Don't worry about me. You did really good today, Son. Ji-young! Why, why? Congratulations. Come on in. Who knew PowerSoft was going to go up to $85! I told you, it was going to. Hey, Manager KANG. It's end of troubles and start of happiness for you. Manager KANG? Manager KANG? That make the sky so much more beautiful. Right, Manager KANG? Manager MAENG! Manager KANG! I can't believe I'm a manger! What? How did you know? No such thing as a secret in the world You look much better without it Let's go cele ate soon... Among managers! Seung-wan, please? Just this one time, please? You said there's no such thing as looking out for others. Especially for you. Three hundred fifty dollars. Don't you think you're overdoing it? It's price of gum. Just take it out all at once. Hello? Where are you? Putting on a show again. What do you want? A pillow! Okay, I'll get it. Don't be too late. - Thank you - Good-bye Excuse me, didn't a woman just buy a pillow? HAN Ji-young! Ji-young! It's on sale. Originally $20, you can have it for $4! Just $4, hurry-up For 10 minutes only. Come fast. Originally $20, you can have it for $4! For 10 minutes only. Just $4 $20 product for $4. Seung-wan, there're cash counters everywhere. Who are you looking for? It's the plant studies department, right? Excuse me, - Do you know Professor HAN Jung-ho? - Who are you? I've been living here for 20 years. Who are you looking for? Dr. HAN Jung-ho. Why are you so down these days? I'm so thrilled. - Are you that happy? - Of course We've bought back our old house. I can't even sleep these days, I'm so excited. - Aren't you excited? - Yeah - I'm excited, too! - Really? By Baby. So cute I could just eat you! It's still raining Aren't you hungry? - Let's order something to eat - How about instant noodles? - Okay! - Okay? Let's go make instant noodles. It's the best thing to eat when it rains. Let's see, do we have kimchi? What are you doing? Can I ask you something? Miss, Miss - Buy one doll, Miss. Just one doll - No, it's ugly Your noodles are all bloated How far did you go? To the subway station He kept running away. Must be running from something. Who did this? You didn't have to wear yourself out. With a cold nonetheless. I know what pain it is to lose a mobile phone. Delicious! - Hello? - Mr. KANG Seung-wan! Wait, please don't hang up! So many fans want to see you again! Wow, she like the energizer bunny. Look, I told you I'm not interested in doing an interview... Hello, this is Hanyoung University's plant studies department. Oh, hello. Dr. HAN has a daughter. I know. Can I have her mobile number? - It's 011... - Okay, 011... Hello? Hello, speaking! Hello? Who is it? - If you don't speak I'm gonna hang up - Wait... I don't know how to explain... but... My name is... Mr. KANG Seung-wan? Do you know me? Of course! Why do you make my life so difficult? Not showing up for interview - is This Miss HAN Ji-young's phone? - Yes I'm the one working on the show. - Your father is Dr. HAN Jung-ho? - Yes. Do you know my father? Yes Yes. Yes, I know him very well. - Then you'll do the interview? - Yes, Of course Where are you right now? Can we do it right away? Sure. Right away Where are you? Where are you, Mr. KANG? I'll go to you. I'm at the lake near my home. Where? I'm at a lake near your home, too! Lake near, lake near Where are you? I'm looking at the river. Miss HAN Ji-young? Yes, I'm HAN Ji-young. Mr. KANG Seung-wan? Junior champion KANG Seung-wan? Do you by any chance peel fruits with your left hand? My God! How did you know that? It's really strange, I'm right-handed but peel fruit with the left. Isn't that weird? - Well, shall we get started? - Yes! Seung-wan, what happened to your hair? Asshole! Shit! Are you sure this is for humans? What...! Uncle! Daddy, why am I such a dummy? Kneel! Hey, Hey, Come on - Wait a minute, wait a minute - What do you want me to wait for? I think this is right. Just leave it. That's going to be over $85 soon. Idiote! PowerSoft is such a famous company. Seung-wan, this too. Bring it all A man has to know alcohol Drink up! Ha, I thought so. Here, eat this. I don't want to go in. You...! Champion. World champion! Stop! Come here You don't believe Korea went to the semis in World Cup? You'll be there for real someday So practice hard! You know it To prepare, here! Wow! Goal in! I'm real! Please stop it! Just stop it! Who the hell is HAN Ji-young anyway?

Happy endings are the best? Shit! I told you... I hated romantic comedies Yeah... A Jackie Chan flick would've been better She wanted to see this, huh? That girl... Tell her to just stay in the theater forever Hey! Just spend the rest of your life here, okay? - Yeah? - What? Directed by Moh Jee-eun A PERFECT MATCH I'm gonna live happily ever after America has too many divorces I'll never divorce! I'll meet a nice girl and have a happy marriage Hi, when will you finish? Shin Eun-gyung Jung Joon-ho I think I've seen you... My family is So Confucian that ever since I was a kid Grandpa made me read a lot of books on Confucianism Would you like to hear some? Pardon? That's why I always have it with me on paper Confucius says I became learned at 10 self-aware at 30 unchangeable at 40 enlightened at 50 wise at 60 and desireless at 70 Knowing what you know and don't know is knowing What could he be like? Probably nothing great Let's go take a look Excuse me Think I can do well? Don't be too nervous Just be your natural self 30 minutes left Are you hurt? No, I'm okay Think there's a right girl for me? Confucius said sandals need a match, too Today... She'll be just your size So don't worry too much Confucius said that, too? Wait! Your face turns white when you drink, right? Instead of coffee have a drink with her, okay? But it's our first meet and it's the daytime The girl you'll meet is very nice But she likes to drink I see Let's hurry it up Sorry folks And about that Confucianism It's important but not in front of the girl Well, I wish you luck Sir, you can do it! I can do it! Why isn't the elevator working? You're telling me My style is ruined for today How many calories would six floors be? Anyway Hyo-jin She's got charlie horse again Cut her leg off Unbelievable Hi! We're getting married! I love you honey! Hyo-jin, you've done it again Very Good! Because of my son's marriage I take him to Buddhist mass every morning What's wrong if he went on eight blind dates? He's handsome and talented Regardless don't count the last date Your son was an hour late last time He hardly takes calls so it's hard to fix a date And he's always late I'm sorry but I can't cancel the last one You can't? Then I'll take my business elsewhere Ouch, my head! I give up Do as you like Then what other company will you go to now? - Look here, Miss - Min-ah! Your house is on fire! Ma'am We have a reason for setting 12 dates for our clients Can't you think of those dates as helping him with his karma? They say even a monk Without karma can't be helped by Buddha - Hello? Mom? - Are you Buddhist? Now I have someone I can talk to Call that working? Then I'll see you later, sir Is she trying to set a date Or find one herself? Look at Hyo-jin Her guy has a PhD at KAIST a nice family, and handsome Learn from her He looks slimy, huh? Pardon? Park Hyun-soo I thought I handed all his files over to you He'll probably be late or won't show up again Good luck, Hyo-jin It's out of my hands now Park Hyun-soo You have four dates left so finish them in a month If you show up late or not at all again I'm going to you personally Don't forget about your date at six tonight You're scary Hyo-jin So what did he say? He didn't answer so I left a message Hello? Have you forgotten about your date tonight? Where are you now? Are you alright? Park Hyun-soo by any chance? Sir... you're supposed to arrive on time and... Next time watch how you dress Being well-dressed for a date is polite Please hurry to your table I'll be going now Wait You have a long tail Bye - Wait - Here you go What? Excuse me! Wait! You can't end it this fast Did you ask to see her again? Oh, right What was her number again? Hello? Hi, one sec What was her name again? Park Hyun-soo You have three dates left You said nice girls are your type So what type is that? Park Hyun-soo Yes? What did I say? Oh right The nice type of girl my mom likes, I think Anyway how could you drink so slow? - Are you okay? - Of course Try this and it'll work That's okay it happens to me, too - I see - But Your eyes I'm okay it doesn't hurt No, your eye ows No boyfriend, right? You seem like you don't No, I have a boyfriend Wanna see his picture? Hello? Yes, I'll be going in soon Bye And your name is Kim Hyo-jin, Kim Hyo-jin Right, Kim Hyo-jin So it was Kim Hyo-jin Sorry, I can't remember things I don't care about Hello? where are you? Don't you have a nice guy out of your clients? Don't disgrace my job I don't look at my clients as men That's the ethics of my job Kim Hyo-jin is number one! Don't give me that job ethics crap Just hurry And grab a nice guy if there is one You only get to see your man once a week He's not good for you A week is enough and I like it that way What a career woman we have here Then take care of him at least And listen to me carefully If people our age don't have someone something's wrong You know like if they're really ugly Or if something's really wrong with their personality You bastard Anyway are my eye ows strange? Come to think of it they are How come they look like that? They look like singles' eye ows Really? Let's drink Anyway, this bowl is really cute, huh? Look at you Envious? Want the same? You're crazy Hyo-jin, come here Can a man and woman be friends? That's nonsense It's impossible - But possible for us - All thanks to you - Grateful, huh? - Of course Very grateful Since you're not sexy We've been able to keep our frail friendship for 20 years You picked on me ever since primary school - Come here - Look over there Gotcha! What in the heck? Look at your face People will think you're an abused wife Don't worry I can cover it with my hair Hyo-jin, sure you'll be okay? Remember I said I'll marry you if you don't by thirty So what now? Forget it! I won't marry you if I'm single at sixty See you later! Hey, Hyo-jin wait Here Nice job! Wait Hello? Yeah What? The air gun? Hello? Hello? I got hung up on What's with the air gun? Who was it? your man? No, it's Hae-in and she was balling Why'd she want the air gun? Hey! It's past your bedtime so where are you going now? Look at you Hey, I'm gonna tell your parents that you're running wild with your dad's air gun! I'm gonna kill you Before you take action don't you need a drink first? How about karaoke? If you sing and drink You'll muster up more courage Think so? Hae-in That's enough It's already the 27th time Bastard Rotten bastard Son of a bitch How could you betray me for a one-month fling after we went out for seven years? Hyo-jin In that movie Fanny Pink The odds are greater for a woman over thirty To get hit by an atomic bomb than to find a nice man You believe that? - One of our clients - Be quiet, and listen to me! They're right Know why? Because... there isn't a nice guy in this world Hyo-jin how many bullets are there? One bullet maybe? One isn't enough That bastard has two hearts If not, then how could he love two women? The sun's up Revenge or not I'm sick of it Just tell him to get married Are my eye ows weird? Now that you mention it, yes Gross They look like singles' eye ows Should I slash my wrists? Hae-in! What? Here's a present If you feel lonely or sad use this tambourine And don't worry I'll introduce you to a good guy Here Oh, I'm sorry Oh, I'm sorry What the hell? Hello One sec Have an eye ow trimmer by any chance? Trimmer? Here What? They look like singles' eye ows? You're telepathic Hello Excuse me Lee Kang-hyun speaking Hello, sir Yes Hello Hi Didn't forget about tonight, right? Happy birthday! What is it? I'm less older by the lunar calendar Who cares? Just do it! By the lunar calendar! Okay! Hyo-jin, not meeting your boyfriend today? He has a lot of work to do So he's coming over late You're lucky to have a guy like him Who comes all the way to Seoul every weekend But they say people look worse in person So what are you gonna do? Gonna see a midnight movie? Perhaps Hyo-jin, you'll be the first to get married Actually, I have something to tell you all That you're getting married? I'm right, huh? Don't say that it's my birthday today! I hate hearing that the most! You guys have misunderstood me I'm not getting married Because I hate dealing with family customs In other words marriage is business No one has married because of real love A woman who doesn't want to marry is selfish A guy who doesn't is a playboy That's society's prejudices If we get involved The number you have dialed is no longer in service Please check the number and try again Thanks for lunch Me, too I'll treat you all to a great lunch one day Always promises I'm sick of it I'm serious it'll be my treat Kim Hyo-in your eye ows look better Who is she? Isn't he that troublemaker Park Hyun-soo? Are you serious? - Who is she? - Know her? Girl friend? He looks much better in person Oh my goodness Anyway who's Kim Hyo-in? You're right who's Kim Hyo-in? I told you it was Kim Hyo-jin I know! I know! Relax, relax Breathe The phone, phone - I told you to eat one serving! - 91 1! 91 1! 1 19! 1 19! Oh my god! Have a nice day Hello My name is Kim Hyo-jin Lee Kang-hyun speaking The revisions are done So tell them to confirm quickly Sorry it's a call from work Find it next to the file Can't find it? Where are you? What? The code seems to be changed? The team leader was supposed to do it He's really awesome He was the hunk of our club in college Any man who doesn't betray is fine But is it okay for me to do this? It's only been seven days since I oke up They say it takes three times as long to forget everything What are you talking about? You dated him for 7 years so you'll wait 21 years? Hurry so you can have your revenge He's a man of few words handsome and well-versed Height? Sorak Mountain There was a heavy rainfall warning Those great members Hyo-jin, you remember Yang-soo and Yong-suk, right? Yong-suk is at Samsung SDS now Yang-soo got married and immigrated to Canada As I expected that great guy Was as I expected Anyway... Anyway, we climbed up the mountain with all that we had Then dark clouds with thunder and rain suddenly appeared But we couldn't give up halfway So we gave it all... (I thought he was handsome) We got to reach the top So we finally reached the peak (Long time ago... ) The peak! That's funny Wow, I didn't know you liked mountains so much (A man of few words?) That's right, you like to travel You should ask a favor from Hae-in (Long time ago) If you take a trip come to my office We have lots of discounts I will Thank you Then We listened to what we cherished for ten years Ozzy Osborne's Good-bye to Romance Good-bye to Romance Ozzy Osborne He really is a man of few words ruled the world at one point (You're well-informed) The band was powerful without the use of effects Stage performance? It was awesome He cracked a chicken's neck and the blood Marilyn Manson can't compare They need to retire! Hae-in You probably know already Aren't we the rock generation? A rock artist's dictionary was our bible When I memorized a page I ate it raw Back then I ate a lot of paper I was a walking rock dictionary Hae-in Wanna memorize it starting from A? Air Supply, ABBA ACDC, Aerosmith Alan Parsons Project Bad Company Black Sabbath Beatles, Chicago Deep Purple, Pink Floyd How come you look down lately? Sad that I'm getting married in two days? Don't make me talk I'm about to fall apart Hyo-jin You're upset that I'm marrying on your birthday, huh? Right? Right? Stop it! I'm already upset that nothing's going right My leg's gonna rip Joon-ah can I ask you something? This guy can't remember this girl's name It's not once but after seeing her twice So what kind of person is he? Simply... that he's not interested at all So what's he like? No, it's not me One of my clients keep forgetting a girl's name I better introduce him to someone else Lively like Meg Ryan dignified like Annette Benning and unpredictable like Nicole Kidman That's my type If possible I'd really like a younger guy Guys around my age are too worn out You should know Also, never a guy with a B blood type I've been through too many of those Mom, which type of girl did you oppose? No girls whose last name starts with vowels Mom, when are you gonna pick me up? All creation is made of Ying and Yang Everything has both attributes You need a Ying to have a Yang And you need a Yang to complement a Ying But since I went through Chi training for a long time I'm filled with Ying So I need Yang's energy to balance my Chi And to train more I don't care about anything else I just... Need a man who can train with me together A woman cop Who sees things long term Kids these days are impolite But a mother cop never compromises Okay? A nice girl A for personality A for family background A for assets A+ for looks Total score, 95 It's down again I knew this would happen Computer giving you trouble, too? So how are your meetings lately? As a matter of fact I even have one today It's probably too much for you If so, then tell me He was my client anyway I should take care of him Don't you agree? - Darn, I missed it again - I'm sorry Is that you, Hyo-jin? Oh, hello How long has it been? Good to see you You've gotten very pretty What a coincidence Oh yeah, my card I think I've run out Do you work near here? Yes, at this marriage service company You're a couples manager? I'll have a card somewhere My card is Wow, you're a couples manager Where is... Why don't I have one when I need it It's my card Call me later I need to marry soon It's green Call me - Bye - Good-Bye Call me for sure! Hello? What was her name again? Mr Park, next time... insert her name and number in your phone And when you're done you can check your phone If people eat something sweet they feel better Eating sweet potato cake with milk tea is delicious Which side is the window to you? To my right It's my left for me So then? Check the memory and trace it directly I'll go in and check it quickly Okay Over here What are you doing there? Are you okay? Wipe it off with this - You have some here, too - Here? A little more - There - There You go first You shouldn't walk ahead of people You should match a woman's pace I'll give it a try So what were you going to say? Oh right Well... What are you doing tomorrow? Tomorrow? yes My friend's wedding is tomorrow You said you have a boyfriend, right? Then you'll probably go with him Pardon? Oh right To be honest One sec Hello? Hyo-jin! Hyo-jin! Hyo-jin! Come here, my buddy My buddy Hyo-jin, come here Come here Hyo-jin what do you want? Just tell me I'll steal everything for you This? Or do you want this? No? Damn it! Who put this here? I've been drinking Why? Because I feel great! Lady! Lady, you're so pretty! Where are your manners? Okay, okay But Lady When tomorrow comes there's one less bachelor You're looking at him right here! Hyo-jin! Hyo-jin get your butt over here Hyo-jin I can't get married Because... What's so great about her daughter? My future son-in-law I mean mother-in-law She thinks I'm no better than a dog Yeah, I'm a loser with no job But isn't she being too harsh? Hyo-jin I never told you, huh? That lady is fat as hell She's a pig Stop acting unlike yourself Sober up and Let's go home Your wedding is tomorrow Hyo-jin! What should I do? I should be responsible for you Lady! I'm responsible for her! When she turns thirty she's supposed to marry me Hyo-jin I can't get married I won't I won't I can't leave you alone and get married I'm gonna cancel it Think I'm kidding? Joon-ah I lied to you about something What? About what? Actually... I oke up with my boyfriend What? That bastard! I'm positive that you told He went to America last year He said this before he left You're great as a girlfriend but I'm not sure as a wife What could he mean by that? He was my first love though I liked not being ignored when I said I had a boyfriend But Joon-ah... I think I like someone But he is... Someone I have to set up I'm afraid to love and just wanna live like this I'll be okay Since I have a bad memory I'll forget him soon Where am I? Hyo-jin, I'm cold Mister! close the window Hyo-jin, I'm cold Joon-ah what should I do? What should I do? Now for... the ide and groom's walk down the lane Everyone please give them A warm round of applause May the walk begin! It's so childish He acts the way he looks How could he have the wedding on Hyo-jin's birthday? You're right Looks as if the groom likes his mother-in-law more I'm not even good to my folks So when I think about my in-laws It fucking makes me sick Guys I'm marrying an orphan You're right I hate family customs I'm marrying an orphan, too Congratulations you look so pretty Hae-in Thank so much for introducing me to him Look how pretty this ring is Jealous, huh? - Meeting your boyfriend later, huh? - Please, eat dinner together Forget it You'll be much happier to spend it with your man Let's leave them alone Don't worry I'll get you a present later Must be happy, asshole Hey, can't you stop cursing? It's a ring! Is it fake? I'm so jealous He hasn't fixed that habit yet? Think he can? She's gonna kill him on their first night Let me try it on once It's so pretty Hi you've reached Kim Hyo-jin No one's home now so please leave a message You better! Hyo-jin It's your mom Did you eat seawood soup for your birthday? Your father feels much better now The air here is really nice Tell her to get married before I die Honey, it's her birthday for goodness sakes Be quiet A dove forms groups Because it is faithful it loves first mate forever This white dove is a female The purple one is a male They are common couple Because the male gets in heat it kisses to the female passionately and expresses passion A stranger approaches to join them But the male drives him The reason why the male beats its wings it wants to tread the female What happened to your hair? Well, nothing My goodness Hyo-jin I can't believe it Park Hyun-soo! What are you doing here so early? Have some coffee Here you go Thank you And for you Oh, thanks You were my client before remember? Hi, I'm Song Min-ah Hi That's unfair of you You never visited when you were my client - Must be very busy - Yes... Hyo-jin I think your computer is oken again You should check it Computer? Right Slimy picture, huh? My mother likes it though What's wrong with this thing? A machine doesn't lie Let me take a look at it Engineers are so marvelous Why is this picture here? Hyo-jin, your boyfriend is so handsome Getting married next year, right? Has it been a year now? Hyo-jin is good at dating and with her work She's so talented at her job I always set others up but when will I get married? His picture is better Let's see Isn't this too big for protection? Goodness what's this for? One moment Sorry I can't believe it Is it a real gun? - I think it is - Let's see it Oh my it's so frightening Since you've signed up you'll go on 12 dates for a year We'll also include events into your schedule I see you didn't write down your type Let me be frank with you Please set me up with Park Hyun-soo I know that he's a client here And please don't tell him Please set it up as quickly as today Today? I'm sorry it's a call from work Lee Kang-hyun speaking Yes, sir The text hasn't come in yet So you'll need to hurry 772 at gigic dot com No, it's g-i-g-i-c GIGIC I told you not to press it I can't believe it He's there on time But he always said he was busy Now he shows up regularly and even at the office He must've made up his mind now to marry Now that we know he's here, let's go Wait a minute We have to take care of our clients to the end, right? What if everything goes well? If it doesn't work out he has one more left Set me up next time No, no... The manager won't forgive me This is a secret But I think the manager likes me Really? I'm serious He should tell me directly Instead of always flirting Wait a minute Oh no... What is she doing? They must know each other How have you been? It's been a long time What are you doing here? No, but he's mine How could she? Where are you going? Hyo-jin! Darn! I can't believe it No matter what Hugh Grant is the best Those eyes make a woman melt Shit, isn't he fucking great? That's why Hugh Grant's romantic comedies can be forgiven Ethan Hawk is my babe He looked so cute in Before Sunrise No, his legs are too short His lower half is flimsy Dicaprio is my type of babe Now I can understand Shim Eun-ah in Tell Me Something What about her? She axed her lovers and mixed them up The nice legs of a cute guy The torso of a warm-hearted guy And the arms of a caressing guy She tried to put together a perfect man Why? Because no perfect fucking guy exists Wasn't the corpse her dad's? You sure you saw that movie? She tried to put her dad's throat on that corpse Then are you sure you saw it? It was that cop's throat It was the last piece to her perfect man It's not her dad's Her dad's throat was found in her freezer Found? When? Yeah, in the freezer She stored it there to keep it fresh But I saw that movie Hey, is his head some watermelon then? - Han Suk Gyu and Moon Sung Gun was... - Watch a movie through your nostrils? Why don't you put your head in the freezer? - They was stabbed with a knife... - You be quiet! Who cares how I see a movie Because you're talking nonsense When I imagine Hugh Grant's toad eyes move your taste is like a tadpole Remember Bridget Jone's Diary? Hugh Grant looked haggard, huh? Hey, is Ethan Hawk your babe? Cage babe Dicaprice babe, shit Any slimy bastard is her babe Don't fall in love You're much older than those assholes, old lady What? Assholes? What did you say? Say it again If you insult my babes you're insulting me Stop it! I said stop! What's wrong with you? Are you teeny boppers? All you do is talk is love or marriage but have you ever fell in love? Or loved someone? Go! Go live your life instead of like the movies! Not going? Then I'll go What's up with her? What gives her the right to shout like that? What a shame! Miss! some more eels here And chicken gizzards What's the matter? Take off What's wrong with you? I can't do anything because of you! What did I do? Thank you for setting me up before I won't need any more dates Congratulations He's my ex-boyfriend We oke up before I went to America I tried to get back together with him but it didn't work If both his mother and wife were drowning he said he'd save his mother Maybe Korean guys don't suit me One sec, it's business Lee Kang-hyun speaking Oh hi! Yes You like the cover? Fantastic! Sorry, one moment Hyo-jin Do you offer international marriages? Pardon? It was a joke Yes, sorry about that What did she say? What's this? Wedding invitation? Concert tickets You're lucky it's sold out already Can I have them instead? Hyo-jin Constipated? What don't you look so good? Let's have a drink when you feel better I'll treat you to a real good time Just let me know Today Sorry, today will be a bit hard Let's do it another night No, today Right now This is my close friend Hae-in Over here My boss who believes in free sex Hello Yes, hello Come on Drink Bottoms up Cheers! Hae-in! Hae-in! Know this? That all your lovers are variations of your first love? So if you fail at your first love Attempting suicide is the natural the thing to do So I tried it twice But it didn't work out You attempted suicide? What method did you use? Wrist! I stuck my wrist out but the blade was dull Look only my forearm got torn Yeah, it doesn't work, huh? You tried it? I failed at it, too Should I jump off a roof next time? No, not that If you screw up you'll turn into a vegetable Then what's the best way without any pain? Well, I thought it over, too Manager! What will you do with your car? Full house! It's the first licence plate I've seen with a full house! Seoul 51, 8815 I guess my car's a full house Bingo! I've hitjackpot! So what about your car Hae-in? Aces 91 10 Weak Well, it's the highest pair Must be nice What's so nice about it? Hae-in What's so good about aces? Nevermind that Hae-in let's go for another round I don't trust men No, my friend's having a card game for his divorce anniversary What a great friend to have a divorce anniversary - Isn't he? - You only play poker? No, I play blackjack, too Know how to play blackjack? Hae-in It's this way, Hae-in Hae-in we have to go this way I'm sorry Sorry Sorry, but my foot Please, the car mister You should be careful You're lucky it didn't get worse Don't make her drink and look after your girlfriend better Look at this uise Your whole body is scarred It'll sober you up My dad has been sick ever since I was ten Maybe that's why I feel at ease at the hospital It's not only because of my dad I get hurt frequently you see I worked at a trading firm right after college but after three years I fell into a slump Then I saw this job ad and I felt it was perfect for me Ever since college I set a lot of people up Every one of them got married I'll take that Oh, thanks When I come to the hospital I sometimes wished my husband was a doctor So if my computer has a virus I wish my husband was an engineer I guess that's what you mean Yes By the way if... your mother and wife were drowning who'd you save first? My mother, of course A young woman can swim and survive But my mom needs to be saved by me I'm conservative and contradicting The type to hurt others easily and selfish Think a guy like me can meet a good person? Since I'm not one myself Don't worry I'll introduce you to a nice girl You have my word till the end Hyo-hin, are you okay? Training for the Olympics? Hyo-jin, make sure you win the gold medal! Yeah, go for the gold No, I can do it I've been married for 14 days, 20 hours 54 minutes and 21 seconds 22 seconds 23 seconds Who cares about your friends Are you that happy? Wait for me Give this back to Hae-sun What's this? Why is it so wrapped up like this? I gave this to you but thanks so much for returning it Hae-sun cried and went berzerk over this Hyo-jin Come here Point out any guy you want Then I'll ing him right to you Tell me who - How about him? - Isn't spitting a misdemeanor? - Yeah, a three-day detention - No criminals Then what about him? His tie sucks no taste at all Come on you're being too picky That's why... You don't have a guy right now Let me pick one for you How about him? Not bad, huh? He looks like a playboy Conservative and picky he's an F Damn it Come on He looks to be successful and nice enough You're colorblind You don't know how to see men Coming from a guy's perspective He's a great guy, okay? It's him, end of story No, the guy next to him seems better Who? Next to him Where? That little twirp? Give me a eak Your taste got weird You've completely lost your mind I'm successful enough so a younger guy is fine Yeah? Wait Oh no! Hey, I'm running late Hyo-jin, I'll call you later - Come later, okay? - Joon-ah! Excuse me That guy told me to ask you out Wanna go to a club? There's an event tomorrow, right? Yes, tomorrow's your last chance You'll definitely meet someone you'll like there Thanks, Hyo-jin Lee Kang-hyun? Hello, it's Kim Hyo-jin Are you busy? Well, I called about our event Place them one after the other Song Min-ah! Stop standing around and work! Why always pick on me? Please take your number card Look over the list carefully and mark the name or number of your choice Also, don't forget that there are three blanks on the back Thank you You should rest instead of being here Thank you Don't worry Sorry I'm late How do you feel? Welcome Hyo-jin! Kim Hyo-jin! Now we will begin today's event You ladies have always had only one type, right? A rich guy who dies early Ladies, you're overreacting at the moment All of you are still feeling very awkward Guys, how about we clench our fists tight Hey Look after your clients instead One just arrived Ready and one, two, three, success! Very good Ladies you're supposed to clap You can't sit still When I count one, two, three... What took you so long? Hyo-jin who are you waiting for? Got a question Yes? Your ex is better than starting over again, right? A tardy student What a relief I thought you'd be too busy During the event You're late, and what's with your clothes again? I worked the night shift Find someone you're interested in and jot her down You can mark up to three on the back Good luck I can mark just one if I'm interested, right? It hasn't hit me yet that it's my last chance Two, two, three, four five, six, seven, eight When you receive a massage if you close your eyes it becomes kinky Guys, just try to relax and don't think otherwise Now relax One, two, three, four Now everyone raise your hands What are you doing there? Come and eat Coming What were you doing? Here's our next contestant Hello My mom told me to come here no matter what Mom, I'm in an interview Yes, his mother has called Anyway well done gentlemen and please return to your seats We have a lot of unique people today Is there any water here? On the last table - The next guys - Fun, isn't it? - I'm not eating - Why not? I see a special gentleman One has just arrived He looks to be very ave Let's have him up on the stage Please come up A big round of applause everyone Sir, why were you so late? Stuck in traffic? Please introduce yourself Hello everyone Within the past year Seoul has changed a lot I just arrived At a Seoul research center after being in America Hi, I'm Kim Yong-jin Nice to meet you Now I know what it's like to be lonely after living a oad I've finally come to my senses that I should really get married Wait a minute Then how come you're so late getting here? It may be very hard you to marry by this year What do you think? I'm confident I will I've given it a lot of thought for a while All I need to do now is meet a nice woman And considering my appearance I don't think I'm any less than the others here Yes, thank you Great I'm going to give a special chance to our tardy student - Yeah, I've seen him before - Seen anyone you like? Yes Can you be quiet? Then you'll be proposing to her out in the open Okay? Please take this Now are you ready? A propose to some lucky girl - Go! - Go! Give him a round of applause There he goes Who will this woman be? There she is! But why isn't she accepting? She likes the heart But not the man perhaps? Could she like someone else? School was easy for him But I guess marriage isn't I'll give our gentleman one more chance A stunning dance sometimes wins a girl's heart, right? Cue music! KAIST PhD Seoul Research Center Lee Kang-hyun speaking Yes What? I can't hear you too well Oh no, she's leaving That's too bad But he can't give up so easily Kim Yong-jin, hurry and go catch her Let's cheer him on with a big round of applause Clap your hands I'll go to the office now to look for it Today it's Not working? Is that you Hyo-jin? Hyo-jin! Kim Hyo-jin! Hyo-jin, wait! Hyo-jin! Hurry! Hurry! Hyo-jin where are you? I looked all over for you You dropped this Park Hyun-soo I'm sorry You're my agent, right? I've found a nice girl Introduce me to her I'll find her and set it up I'll definitely set it up before I resign Kim Hyo-jin Three sweet potato cakes must mean you're very upset Hyo-jin, which side is the window on? To my left It's on my left, too That was the best event yet An electric spark of love Anyway, how many couples got sparked? 700 couples 70 percent - The best record yet - 70 percent We'll make big news tomorrow But it wasn't intentional It was a definite accident Grow up Song-min! don't you know that love can't be predicted? My ace I'm taking off first Where are you going? Hey, I thought the boss was in love with you You're right Grow up Bye Bye This sucks If you get to know me I'm really nothing special at all My company's stocks are rock bottom We're in a lot of debt and near bankruptcy But you already know my schools My yearly salary And even... The number of spoons in my home Girls That's the guy, huh? Oh my goodness That rotten girl Hyo-jin Oh no they're holding hands! Slice it off! Slice it off! It's like some ending to a romantic comedy It's not a romantic comedy if they don't kiss They're gonna do it! I can't see but I think they did! Really? They kissed already? I don't know I can' see away! But it's important Anyway it's a happy ending! This movie is over I'm hungry Let's go eat Oh yeah remember that great place? Excuse me Where is that? delicious? I'm over this way If you have some time It would be nice if we could have a drink I'll treat you to a great time

You probably think I'm crazy. At first, I couldn't believe it either, thinking that it only happens in movies Sly bastards! They are the ones Who made all those movies. No one believes me anymore. I believe in you, honey... No, you too will think I'm crazy If you watch this. No, you're not! Do you really want to see this? You're not crazy... Kang, Man Shik CEO of Yuje Chemical That's him. He's the leader. I'm positive. The only one with the royal genetic DNA code. A respectable job... a materialistic bitchy wife... and spoiled kids. They are all just disguises. The sly dog! He pretends to be an ordinary family man. But, ugly feature is hidden underneath that skin. In fact, he's an alien from Andromeda! It smells fishy... He's getting in touch with other aliens more and more these days... A sign that something's up. The alien prince will soon come from Andromeda at the next lunar eclipse. No time to waste! I must get him first. Otherwise it'll be a huge disaster. Then no one will survive. Not a single person. Nobody knows... We must save the earth! Why are you crying? I'm so scared, honey. Sooni! Honey! Save the Green Planet! The Earth 7 days before lunar eclipse Sir? Sir! We're here, Sir! Get out, please! Oh shit! Are you okay, sir? Is this your place? Huh? Right. My house! All mine! I built it all myself. Yeah, you're a big shot. Thanks for today. Now go! Yes! Sir! Your fare... It's $40. Thank you sir. Sir! This is only $20. Hey! Why do you charge $40 for just a 10 minute drive? Well, it was over 30 minutes, but anyway it's a fixed rate. It's your fault! Get lost! Do you have any idea how much it costs to gas up this car? That's because your directions weren't clear and... Shut up! Now get out of my face! If you want to keep your job, shut up and leave! Shit! Fucking bastard! Money-grubbing son-of-a-bitch. Thinks I'm made of money... Where the hell is my regular driver today? Why does his mom's birthday come every year? Sir! Mr. Kang! Now what? You're Kang Man Shik, right? Yes. Who the hell are you? Don't you remember me? I'm from your hometown. My hometown? But I'm from Seoul! Not... Andromeda? What? I said Andromeda! You lousy alien! My eyes, my eyes... Help me! Somebody help me! Now what, honey? SHI N Ha-Kyun PACK Yoon-Sik Executive LEE Kang-Bok CHA Seung-Jae, RO Jong-Yoon Co- KI M Sun-A HONG Gyung-Pyo PARK Gok-Ji Production JANG Geun-Young, KI M Gyung-Hee Computer JANG Seong-Ho Lee Dong-Jun Director/ JANG Joon-Hwan Perfect! Absolutely no alien traits! He stands out from the others. Now he really looks like an alien. Not looks like! He is a real alien! By the way, why did you cut his hair? They use their hair to transmit telepathic signals. Like the antennas at oadcasting stations. He seems to be coming to... Already? See! He's an extraordinary one. No! God! It's dangerous! What're you doing? I told you never to take it off. Are you crazy? Honey... Sooni, his telepathy is still strong. Even from this distance, he can still hurt you bad. Honey, I'm sorry. I won't do it again. Okay. Always be careful! He's particularly dangerous. Then, I have to wear this? It causes headaches. Just a little bit longer. Until his nervous systems weakens. Really? How? Strangely enough, their genetic structure is the same as ours. But their nervous system is totally different. The antihistamine in this mentholatum rub reacts with the neurotransmitters in their nervous system... and shuts it down, eaking it down. Then he becomes helpless. Can I rub it anywhere? No, they have 3 weak points. Three? Eyes Feet And... and... We'll start with the feet. Do I just rub it in? First, to help it absorb, we need to remove some skin. This will do. How am I doing? Is this too much? No, that's okay. It's working, honey! Spread evenly! Honey! Breakfast is ready! Good morning. This is YTN news at 9. Mr. Kang, CEO of Yuje Chemical and son-in-law of the Chief of Police... has been missing since yesterday. The police suspect it's someone... who knows Mr. Kang and is currently questioning his acquaintances... Hey! Detective Chu! What are you doing here? Smell money? Don't get in my way... ...if you value your life, got it? Crazy jerk! Search the place top to bottom. Don't miss a thing! Find me something. Evidence! Chief Chu! Chief Chu! It is you! You really look rumpled in person... You've found something, right? I know it! I don't know who you are but get the hell out of my face. Don't hang around with me. I know you're framed and it was a trap. Fuck off, boy... What? You're the graduate from Seoul National University? Yes, I'm Kim from the Violent Crimes Division. I'm a huge fan of yours... I remember the gas station case from when I was 15. Ever since then... you've been my hero. So you want my autograph? You want this case, right? I can help you. I don't need any help. Beat it. Fine! But I know that you won't drop this case. Chief Officer Lee isn't going to like it. Are you threatening me? No! Just helping. You made me what I am today. It's called Intenz, a kind of methamphetamine. Like crystal meth. 3 of these and the world is yours. Even better when taken with alcohol There was no other evidence. This might be a good clue. Really? It takes only 5 seconds to kick in. Then I'll start with hospitals that use those pills. So will you arrest every single taker? Don't you get it? This is no ordinary psycho. Think he'd bother with prescriptions? Then you mean they're stolen? Aren't you jumping to conclusions? It's too early to conclude... This lottery ticket, just two possibilities. Jackpot or not. Guilty... or not. Think simple. 50/50. Son of a bitch! You're a threat to this earth! No wonder aliens look down on us! Get it? Yes... Why aren't you answering me? Why so many metholatum sprays? Did you get beaten up again? It's for bee stings. You must have gotten stung a lot. Damn! Nothing's easy. I was thinking of keeping bees. Is ignoring me funny? We were in middle school, high school, and the factory together. We haven't seen each other for so long, and you don't even say Hi Be polite, bastard! OK... Nice to see you... Nice? Yeah, you'll see me more often from now on. I got laid off last week. Hey moron, be careful. I don't know what you're doing up on that mountain... but I'll be watching you. Okay. Get out of here. What's wrong? Who's that? That loser always ruins my day. Did you get them? It's funny, that someone like me is doing this... As if I still have something to live for. But that will change soon. People will know who really saved the Earth. They'll know who the real hero is. What's going on here? Where... am I? You're such a liar. Stop acting! I know everything. What do you know? I know why you came here from Andromeda. I know what you're up to! And I know what you did to my mother! I know your real name is @ &$&@ + I know it all!! Surprised? You'll be even more surprised when you see your alien Prince sitting right beside you. P... prince? You're the only one who can contact him. The royal genetic DNA code! Royal what? Just let me meet him. I'll take care of the rest. What the hell are you talking about? What Andromeda? What prince? What kind of bullshit are you babbling about? Oh! You don't know? Then I'll make you know. Your kind is tough Humans die easily at 100 volts. But you're different. Your kind can withstand 200 volts Sooni! Higher. More. Honey... Higher! Everybody is the same. At first, you say you don't know a thing... but eventually you all confess. Because... pain is something you can never get used to. Why are you doing this to me? Do you know who I am? I know very well. What do you want? Money? I'll give you money! I even have secret accounts and can get you money that's untraceable. Money? Money! Money?!! Do you think I'm doing this just for money? This isn't for the money! You terrible extraterrestrial freak! N... no! It must be for the money. Jechun anch of Nonghyup Bank. 2 minutes and he disappeared. How much? $4,000. Only $4,000? Kidnap the CEO of Yuje Chemicals just for $4,000? Maybe he's small-minded. Will he keep withdrawing like that? A genius or an idiot? What do you think? Well, I don't know. Don't cancel any of the cards. If the chief's daughter becomes a widow, we're done for. Yes, sir. Wait! Rewind it a bit. From there. Can you darken it? Yes. Just a little more. Stop. Enlarge it. Focus on the license plate. Can you read it? Yes, a few numbers. Good job! Now, get back to work! - Alleged involvement in stock fraud- - Not guilty- - Kang Man Shik's not guilty judging manipulated? - - Unfaithful? Exec caught with top actress. - - Kang Man Shik assaulted- Is it for tomorrow? Boiled? Fried? I prefer boiled. I warned you already to stay away from me. It won't do you any good to hang around me. This is the list of hospitals that reported stolen pills. You're out of your mind. Don't worry. This might be easy. I got this because he withdrew $4,000 yesterday, using Kang's card. I said be simple, not stupid. Think and use what I taught you! Do you know how hard it is to kidnap a rich bastard like this? The walls around him are thick, and he does nothing by accident. The kidnapper has invested tons of time and effort on this. You think he'd show his face on camera for a measly $4,000? The crazy bastard I'm looking for isn't that stupid. Why do you think all these cases were done by the same person? Just a hunch. It's a gift... look into it. Well, well, well. Makes me jealous. What have we here? Secret meetings? They say you should never get your hopes up, because you'll just be disappointed. Look at yourself, leading kids astray. Tired of cooking lessons? Hey, Earth, my little dog. Why didn't you eat much? You want alien meat? I'll give you a treat soon, just wait. Earth's house Honey! See? You're still alive. I told you that you're an alien. Now will you help me meet the Prince? Now I remember who you are. Do you know what my I.Q. Is? Do you think I can forget guys like you? You were the one who threw eggs at me! Lee, Byung Goo. You worked at the Gangneung factory, right? Why are you doing this? Is this about your mother? I paid you enough, you bastard! What more do you want? What the hell am I supposed to do about it now? Or is this about your girlfriend? I didn't kill her, you crazy shit! It's not my goddamn problem. Where are you running to? Untie me right now! Untie me, you demented fuck. Byung Goo, honey... Leave me alone! Honey. That sly alien! Mom, do you remember those tiny um ellas that you used to make when I was young? I used to get all wet. Can't you remember? The um ellas that saved us... Oh, my Byung Goo. It must be hard for you. Still, you have to endure. Only you can... ...save the Earth. Mom... Sooni... Sooni! 5 minutes later It's weird, I can't stop. Sooni! You think I'm an alien, too? Byung Goo's crazy. He's out of his mind. He must have watched too many movies. Sooni... you know it in your heart, right? Sooni, you must help him! Help him not to hurt anymore. I miss my kids. Sooni! Don't go. Come back and untie me! He doesn't love you! There was somebody else. This is revenge for his dead lover! He's using you! He never loved you! You're being deceived. Sooni! What's wrong? Sooni... Honey... I... Say it. Honey, do you love me? Sooni... I... Have a drink. People do this after eaking-up. Drink it. It will make it less painful. How did you make her leave? Telepathy? What? Who made who go? Good!! It's better that she left. She was too fragile... ...to endure this anyway. 3 days before lunar eclipse Oh, don't make me remember that. We were all nearly fired because... $20,000 worth of drugs were stolen. Highly restricted medicine. Even the director was sacked. When was this exactly? Well, around this day, about 5 years ago. Do you have any patients related to Yuje Chemicals? Employees? She's been in the same state for 5 years. As good as dead. A vegetable. What's the diagnosis? Well, I'm not sure. It seems to be some kind of poisoning, but even the doctors don't know. Can I have some information about her guardian? There's a son who refuses to take her off of life support. He's been looking after her for the past 5 years. Let me see... the last payment was quite late but... Look here, June 28th, $3,700, payment received. He's the best son ever. You can't find anyone like that these days. What's wrong with your face? What are you up to? I'm not up to anything. I can't even eathe. I think I'm dying! Don't worry. You're not dying. Your kind doesn't die easily. This is going in until it reaches your intestine. No one is strong enough to stand it for more than an hour. It might kill you, but you know... The lunar eclipse is getting close. This is useless. You can't beat me. Do you know why? Because I've never lost to dumb-fucks like you. I know your kind very well useless fucking morons. Never taking responsibility. Always blaming others. You still are scared of me, aren't you? You can't even come near without those pills. Cowards like you always lose eventually. So stop acting crazy and give up, before more terrible shit happens. I think you're the one who's going crazy. You never shut up, even though you have no idea what's going on. Can you guess where this is going to go? Oh, shit! You will never beat me, you crazy fucker. You son of a bitch! Do you know how hard it's been for me because of fuckers like you? You ungrateful creatures! How dare you challenge me, you psychotic freak! Do you think I'm just going to give up? Tell me, you bitch. If I don't get out, you don't get out either. You're trapped now too. Help! Somebody help!! Help! Here I am! Help! Help! Over here! Help! Die, you insane freak! What? Speechless because you were tricked by an insane freak? Don't you get it? No one can save you. Hello? Anybody home? Anyone home? Anybody home? Who... are you? Oh, I am... a detective. Is there something wrong? No, I was just wondering if you could put me up for the night? I was tracking poachers. But now it's getting very late. Too late to head back so... People told me about your place. If you don't mind, could I stay the night? Of course not. Come on in. It's very late. It's better to stay. Come in. You're not the first person to stay here. The mountain is too much for one day. I like your house. I wish I could give up everything and live in a place like this. Mind if I look around? No problem. Did you build it yourself? Yes. It's been 5 years, but it's not finished yet. People call this place the bath house. It used to be a bath house for miners. Right where you're standing. You mean, you built a house on top of a bath house? To use as a workshop. I make mannequins, as a hobby and for some extra money. I thought they were made in factories. Most people think so, but they're all handmade. Oh, is that right? Do you want to see my workshop? We can go down and check it out. There's a secret path. Maybe next time. Look! A UFO!! A UFO? Where... Where is it? It's already gone. Here you go. You put glue on the factory director's penis? Real strong glue... Stuck his penis to his belly... It's funny now, but I was so mad then. Especially after what happened to your mother. I was so angry, I wanted to kill everybody. Strangely, my anger made me hungry. So I ate. Then threw up, and ate again... So you ate and threw up... ate and threw up... Until you had nothing left. Ah, life's a hell of a thing Shit! This feels good. Let me do it. What's all that? Do you believe in... aliens? Aliens? Actually, I've been studying about aliens. That's why I live here. Like in the movies? Where space aliens attack the Earth? That kind of stuff? No, aliens are not that aggressive. People just feel scared out of ignorance. In fact, aliens send messages of hope. They're trying to enlighten us, help us evolve into righteous creatures. Read this carefully. It changed my life. The Road to Space Humans - Message of Love and Peace- Freeze! Mr. Chu, what's wrong? Oh. I heard noises. You gave me quite a scare. I'm sorry if I did so. I couldn't sleep... What's that? Oh, this? It's just a transmitter. Transmitter? Yes, to send messages to aliens.

Oh... yeah... messages. Sorry I woke you. No, I'm sorry. I guess I should go back to bed. Let's go up. Okay. Have some eakfast. I need to get back. Looks like it's going to rain again. Will you be back? No. The poachers must have known I was coming. I've wasted my time. Come by again. Take care. And look after your mother. You take care, too. Detective Chu! Wait! You forgot this. Please read it. I will. Thanks. Your food smells like it's ready. Go check it out. Yes, then goodbye. Aliens? ...haha. Aliens, my ass. Hello? It's me. Detective Chu. Hi, it's Chu speaking! Don't you recognize my voice? And you call yourself a fan. Go to Chief Cho and get backup. And don't let Chief Lee know about it. You got it? I've found that crazy bastard. I'm in Walsan, Gangwon province. Hello? Hello? Fuck! Hello, Mr. Chu? Where in Gangwon province? Mr. Chu? Still there? Mr. Chu, you didn't go back yet? Have you eaten eakfast already? I'm trying to feed the bees. It's hard for them during the rainy season. I heard people feed them sugar water. Never. That's cheating... That's unfair! Yeah... Freeze! Hands up! What's wrong? I didn't do anything. I was just feeding the bees. Shut-up, bastard. Where's Kang, Man-shik? Everyone is the same. You're like all the others. Hands up! Now! That son of a bitch. So, are you telling me to find Mr. Chu? Officer Lee, I got a call from Mr. Chu that he had found the suspect. He's got... Shut up! That's enough. Detective Suh! Clear his desk! Yes sir. I've gotten the results. Send for backup from headquarters. Get to work! Now! Yes, sir! And you, Detective Suh, get ready for headquarters. Yes, sir! Don't worry about Mr. Chu. You're in the kitchen now. Sweet dreams? Did you dream of conquering the Earth? I used anesthesia, so it wouldn't hurt. Don't make a fuss. It's not over yet. What are you doing? Destroying hope. So you can't escape. No! Don't do that to me! I'm an alien! Okay, okay, I'm an alien from Andromeda! Who says you're not? Brace yourself. There wasn't enough anesthesia for your legs. Mom... Mom! You can save your mom! Really. It's true. There's a way. Don't even think of lying, if you want to keep your arms. Your mother is in a coma, but inside her body, a big change is going on. I know! But what kind of change? A total rearranging of her genetic code. Your mom was the first sample. It's a very important experiment. It takes 4-5 years. We're also waiting for the results. If it succeeds, she'll awaken. What if it doesn't? Then she... she dies. But if we stop, she'll wake up. How? In my car, in the trunk, there's a own bottle. It says Benzene on the label, but it's the antidote. You just make her drink it. But why would you give up on such an important experiment now? Just for the legs? There are more experiments. All over the world. You wicked creatures. Judgment day is coming soon. There's no time. Hurry! Still, you must be punished for trying to escape. I don't need anything. My mother dies, you die, too. It won't hurt. It's anesthetized... It won't hurt. It's anesthetized... It won't hurt. Lee, Byung Goo was arrested... My arm! You fucking piece of shit. You idiot! Why can't you pay your school fees? You think you're some kind of gangster? I told you not to fight! You think you're some kind of gangster? Fe uary 8, 1996, missing. I got it. Attempted murder. Sent to juvenile detention I'm sorry... l'm sorry. Die! Everyone die! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Sir, it's me. I found him. I know who did it. His name is Lee Byung Goo. He worked at the Gangneung plant factory. All the other missing persons are related to him. The person missing since 1996, Mr. Shin, was his high school teacher. Mr. J, who's been missing since 1997, was his prison ward in juvenile prison. Mr. S, who's been missing since last year, used to work at Yuje Chem. As the plant director. Hello, Chief Lee? Are you there? Are you listening? Yeah, you found the culprit? But we've already got him. What? He's a disgruntled, ex-employee of the plant. So forget about it. Focus on your cooking lessons. Sir... Chief Lee, sir! Let go of me! Fuck you! What did I do? I think Mr. Kang must be dead. Shit. Now, Dongchun Circus's most popular act, the one you've all been waiting for... She was born on the ropes, learned to walk on the ropes, destined to live on the ropes, a woman who can never love again! Our dancing Gelsomina! Honey... Sooni! Sooni? Are you okay? He's in danger! Sooni... Sooni! It's the police! Mr. Kang! Are you here? Answer me if you're here. Help! Down here! Kang Man Shik? H... help... Please get up. Put the gun down! Can't you hear me? My mother is... dead. Lee Byung Goo! He... killed my mom. OK, I know everything but... It's all over now. Put the gun down. Put it down, now! Honey! Sooni... You get down! Put the gun down! I'll count to 3. One... Two... Three! Honey, now what? Why won't you leave me alone! Why? Why? The Prince is coming. It'll be all over then. You think you will be safe? The rain we will beat down... m... my Mom... What will you do then? How? Why! What do you know? Yeah, right, you know. Since you think you know the same old story. Where were you if you know everything? Where were you when I was going crazy? You are worse. You killed them. You killed everybody. Stop! Stop pretending to be crazy. You're no different from anyone else! Saving the planet? For who? For what? The people who bullied you, the ones who made you crazy... If you kill them all, does that mean you are saving the planet? How many of them were aliens? How many real Andromedians were there? Not an Alien Only two! The rest were for revenge! Okay, you won. I'll tell you everything! There's no time to waste. Stop bullshitting me! What are you trying to pull this time? Listen! I'll tell you... why our DNA structures are similar to yours. Why we've been waiting. What made you crazy... I'll tell you everything. Our 75th king first discovered the earth. He named it Green Planet. It was all ruled by powerful dinosaurs. But inadvertently we discovered that a fatal virus had been spread to the planet... It spread everywhere in an instant. Our king was struck with guilt, watching all the creatures die off. So he gave new life to the Green Planet. Life resembling us. The test human adjusted well and began to reproduce. A civilization was born in harmony with Nature. But some humans wanted to be stronger than us. They began experimenting, to create stronger humans. But the new humans, were more aggressive. A war began, that was ended with thousands of atomic bombs. A hole opened in the ozone layer, and the planet began to bake. Everything disappeared into the waves. But there was one man who was prepared. He built a huge ark, with genetic samples of all the Earth's creatures. It drifted for centuries, till they found a small patch of dry land. Life began again, but with a curse. Reckless genetic restructuring caused rapid degradation. After much debate, we gave humans a last chance. Evolution resumed... But towards an awful chaos... Think about it. You humans are insane! No other species abuses its own nor enjoys doing it. It's all because of that violent gene in you. That hostile gene planted by your ancestors to strengthen themselves. It gets reproduced in your body and grows stronger. We're here to eliminate that suicidal gene. To save you!! Shut-up! That's bullshit! You stupid asshole. Don't you get what I'm talking about? You're in danger. You humans will just follow the same path again... You will destroy yourselves! This time, there's no second chance. Your core has already been infected. This beautiful planet is dying because of you. Yes, that's why you're here to exterminate us! To stop us parasites. So you're trying to exterminate us all now. Yes, that's true. Many wanted to simply terminate your kind. But the Prince believes there is still a hope. Thus he has launched the experiments. But why my mother? Why my mother? Physical and mental suffering stresses organisms forcing them to adapt and develop more quickly. That's why you've had such a hard life. It's all a damn experiment? Yes, but if this succeeds, everything can be changed. You can overcome your faulty genetic code, become something better. But you failed. My mother's dead. My mother's dead! I said there are other samples! There are better samples which show change. We must show him the proof, Otherwise the prince is helpless too. Everything will be over! Only selected people can contact the powers that are the royal genes... Mysteries of Dinosaurs' Disappearance Secrets of Atlantis Sounds convincing. But one mistake. The 75th king found this planet? The dinosaurs died 70 million years ago. You mean you can live a million years? No, only 150 years! Our planet is over 120 times more massive than the Earth. And it moves around our sun 450 times faster. That causes space and time to move differently for us. Don't you know your basic relativity? One year ˇÖ 10^6 Earth years I'll let you meet the Prince. We can contact the Prince from the factory. No, it's a lie. I'm the only one who can help you meet him! All lies! Only 4 hours left. It's all over when the lunar eclipse passes! The end!! Honey... Only you can save the earth! If you keep fooling around we will all die. One press of this button, and we will all die together. Everything I know is in here. If I fail... this will help you fighting against the aliens. Now, you're the only one who knows it all. Take care of Earth. Chemical Lab 2 It's been a while. Take your time. We still have 1 hour, 4 minutes, 32 seconds. Enough! Your Prince must be busy. I think you'll have to meet your Prince in the next life. I won't be fooled by you any longer. You think so? Sooni! Sooni! Hon... ey... Now we all die together... you nasty alien! Die, you son of a bitch! Your miserable life better end here! You will never beat me. Shit! Hands up! Freeze! It's him... Where? Oh, Mr. Kang! Help him up! Please get up. A promotion? Maybe, ha-ha. Of course, I'll buy dinner. O. K, send an ambulance over. I guess I need to wrap up here... Mr. Kang, please get in. Sooni. Mom... now I can join you. But... who will save the Earth now? It's all over. Let's go, Mr. Kang. You drive. You take the other car. @$$&@! @$$&@! $@&... Where were you? I nearly died! We' re sorry, Your Highness! You told us to wait until you contacted us... Idiots! How can I contact you when my hair is gone? No. 1,786: Failure No. 1,787: Failure 4,543 specimens left. What shall we do to the planet, Your Highness? Stop the experiments! That planet is hopeless. I told you! I didn't do it!

Notification Fire! Sex is zero Ah! Rewind. She's not Christy! Aaugh! Shit! Where the hell Darwhan get this CD? Who's Christy? Chansu, Ah! Shut up, if you don't know! Waw, what the... He's like a horse! , Can't believe! Ugh. - Aughh! Yucky! Stop it! - No way! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Where's he sticking that thing? ! You wanker! Mouse! Mouse! I caught it. What are you guys scared of, be men I'm a monster! Coming soon! What's happening? I haven't swallowed it yet. Where'd that mouse creep out from? - Ah! Yuck! Quiet! - Gross, don't even mention it Hey! How come they have better food over there? Hey, Eunhyo! I have to practice with Sungjin later, so make sure no one uses the gym, ok? That bitch's always bossing us around, thinks she's a coach or something! Then is Sungjin going to partner with Jiwon? Probably she did the trick. What kind of trick? Just keep eating, bitch... But Jiwon already has a boyfriend. - Jiwon has a boyfriend? - You didn't know? It's Sangok. - Sangok? - Yeah. The hottie at Management school? That stud? Fuck! - Did you see Jiwon's easts? - Why should I look at that bitch's tits? I saw them! They're really pretty. Really big! B cup... or C cup... probably. Hey! I don't care they are B cup, C cup or Z cup. That bitch really gives me a headache. That pain in the ass should be taken to hell! But... She's really pretty and has a great body Stupid! What's pretty about that bitch she's got eyes like ET! Just thinking about her makes me puke! No, her eyes are large and pretty! They don't bulge out! You're talking crap! Just shut up and eat! Why are you being so sensitive to her? - Oh! Yoonkyoung. - Ah. - Did you eat yet? - Yes. - Ok. Call me later. - Ok. Come on! - Chansu, you know them? - Who? Yes, of course. Then that one. That girl in blue, who is she? Ah, You don't know her? Eunhyo-she's one of hotties in the school. - Euno! - No, man Eunhyo. She does Aerobics! and she's a scrub for the national team. You didn't know? Ugh. Attention! Next class, we will have a criminology quiz. - Criminology? - Yes. Let's go. Let's go! Hey, where are you going? My feet don't work. I can't move them! She's so out of herself! What is she thinking? That bitch is way too old to act like that. Hey, no, don't go. Jeez, really... why doesn't that crazy bitch get lost! Right. - Who's that guy? - Sangok. Sangok? Oh, my god. - Whaa, He's damn good looking. - Excellent- In unison. Those... look at those tits and her ass. Whew. Their sex must be damn good. Hey, what's this? What're you doing? Sponge. Shush! Others have smaller ones than me. Don't laugh! No way, sorry but if you put 2 raisins on your back no one could tell which side was your chest. I'd sure be confused! What did you say, huh? Yours are bigger! All big boobed girls are should die. This is the one was talking about before. - Yeah! It’s friggin gorgeous! - Yeah... Yeah, it's a killer! It’s fuckin' expensive! What kind of a girl talks so filthy? When you do with a guy, you always say fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck bitch? How can you talk to a virgin like me that way? You, virgin!? Then I'm a nun! If you're a nun then I'm a saint! One, two, three! Gut is all you need. - Hey! Blood! - Huh?! Blood! Aaah! I told you little buggers to stay out of here. Hey, have all the eggs been eaten? That bitch Taehak ate all the eggs yesterday. Aaah! That useless bitch. - You want me to make an egg? - What? You are a fuckin' chicken? Ah, that friggin' lunatic. Hey, is that possible? Ah. Shit, that's really gross. Damn. Aaah! Shit! It does look same! See, see! My professor said that those are the same ingredients... animal protein. - Lots shot out. - I'm tired. Hey, I bought some rat poison! Spread it out more, huh? Even smelling this much will kill it. Toran, don't eat that. it’ll kill you for sure. Yeah! - What... - Should we add this as well? Well... How come there is no yolk? Today I made lots of money. Hurry up. Oh? Can't believe this. Shut up. Hurry up and play! Shut up and play! Hurry! Please give me a good one! I win and you're all losers! - Who's winning? - Nine... nine! Yahoo! You win... Of course... shit. Take it, take it, take it. I'm gonna win... hang on a moment... hang on! If I get this next card... . What's this! Can I eat it? No! Don't! It’s rat poison! No way. My child is there too! No...! There's fried eggs too! Tasty. It’s delicious. Why do I have to pay out everybody. Oh, Mother Mary! - Why? - Oh, My God! Get me if you can! Hey! Grab him! Tasty! Losers! Tasty. Open the door! Door! Open the door! Open the door! There's rat poison in there! One, two and three! Hey! You idiot! Spit it out! Spit it out! - Stay still. - Don't move. - Try a little harder and again. - Just a little more. - Did you hear? - What? - He tried to kill himself with poison. - Who? Chansu's roommate, the one who jumped out the window! How can he be so stupid? I also heard that he ate sperms too! - What?! Sperms? - What's that? What a stupid prick. Oh! Enjoy that? You wanna do something really good? The x- Ray on the left is what it should look like. And on the right is the patient. He appears to have testicles like a bull. The swelling hasn't subsided for 38 hours. But we haven't found the reason yet. isn’t that dangerous? If it doesn't subside by tomorrow we'll have to cut them out. The T.V. is empty. Can you give me another one. I'm sorry. It’s ok. I'm all right. - Are you in first year law? - Yes. Did you transfer? No, I had to delay classes to do my military duty, and I had a few setbacks as well. That's why I'm still in 1st year. I am 28 - You're 22? So? Hey?! Didn't you say that you do a favor for me? Yes! Use here until you guys find your own practicing room. If the coach finds out... I'm dead. Got it? Don't worry. We'll even clean this room. - I'm a pro at cleaning. - Here's the key. When you leave, make sure to lock up. - Yes! - Thank you very much. How big is this room? Hey! You! Eunsik. Hey... Excuse me! Thanks! I'd like to thank you. Bitches! It's already the middle of the semester! How come nobody ings guy members? Until next week, each of you ings 10 guys here! I don't care whether you have to kidnap them or not! I should've not treated you bitches so well! Dare you stare? She thinks we're sluts? Was she a othel madam or something? 1, 2, 3, 4 1, 2, 3, 4 1, 2, 3, 4 Clench your fists 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 Hey, Hips! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 Left, left! Change! What are you doing now? - Are you a law student? - Yes. - Then, I want to ask something. - Ask me anything you want. I know someone who is studying law! Yoon Chong Shin - Ahh, Yoon Chong Shin! - Do you know him? Of course. He's a well known singer. I know you better than anybody in the world so pure isn’t that him? No, he's not... Anyway! He was arrested for violence but he was relieved as the judge was his junior in university. That's good. Yes, and when he appeared in court the judge spoke to him. What did he say... He said, 'The jail will be your frat house, moron. ' Would it be true? Knee up! Kick high! Do 10 times. Ready? 5, 6, 7, 8! 1, 2! Something must've got into her! I'm almost throwing up! Good, so good! That's good, waist, waist. Good, very good! Yes, good, very good Keep your backs straight and your toes pointed! Ok... ok-keep up the good work! Let's go to a club today. Club? What time? It was one. Was two. Was three. Was four. Carrot carrot carrot carrot, bani bani bani bani It’s ok. It’s ok. Everything's ok. Drink up! Somebody drinks this for me! When did you come? A little while ago. Hey, where's Jiwon? I don't know. I came here with my friends. Hey! Here's Sangok! Let's drink! Bottoms up! - Party goes on! - Cheers! Nice to meet you! Hey, you look good! You girls are so pathetic! Did you find a good girl? Only appearance matters to you? Hey, Hyunhee. Are you seeing someone? - You mean a boyfriend? - No. A lover. Lover? Nope. Oh, yeah? Why? Do you want to go out with me? - Are you always like this? - What? Do you always sweet talk girls? What are you talking about? What about, Jiwon! Aren't you guys still seeing each other? We oke up. Now! When did I ask for a drink? I never ask! You just gave it to me. You already drank it. - Yeah, I drank it. - You drink, you pay! Understand? Told you I never ordered it. You drink-you pay, you fucker! I told you to never let in guys dress like this. Fucker? Fucker? Yes! Fucker! A real fucker! How could you... Come on, I will take you all! When did I order this drink? You little bastard... Taehak... Taehak... - Hey, guys. We're leaving now. - Going where? Shut up. You started to push me first, you fucker! Okay. Eunsik! Wake up! You should go home! Gather yourself! Go home! Eunhyo. - Jeez! - What can I do? Do what? Wake up! Eunhyo... - I love you. - I'm going. I've got a headache! - Headache? - Yes. Then we should take a rest. Rest? Where? Oh! Somewhere nearby. Chansu! Yoonkyoung, you don't trust me? You think I'm some sort of creep or something? I'm just gonna hold your hand. I promise! Signed and sealed! Oh! My head is splitting! Headache? Do you want a painkiller? No! I just want to... relax somewhere. Relax? Where? Well! Somewhere nearby... Hmm! You want to go in here? Oh! My head... You drank too much. W- Wait! I don't want to go home tonight. Oh! You bastard! Get away from me! You said you only gonna hold my hands! Yoonkyoung... You said only hold hands! You did! - Didn't you? - I did. Then why did you grab my boob? Is my boob my hand? What are you groping my boobs for you little shit? A little shit? Jeez! Are you 3 years old? Are you an idiot? If you come to this sort of place! Doesn't that say something? What did you come here for? You said we were going to just hold hands. Ahh! This is crazy! You Bastard! Ask anybody on the street if you're the bitch or I'm the bastard! You're not an idiot so why do you act like one. Oh! My head! What is this sort of creep doing on the streets? Aughh! My back's itchy. My back! Aughh, it's irritating. I can't scratch my back! I wish somebody would. Stop that! Hmm? What's this? Ow! Harder. Hey! Are you going to spend all day sucking those? I'm going to get blisters! - Now! Doing it? - Want to do it tomorrow? Don't you know where it is, you stupid! No! I'm... not there! Breasts are ok! But I can't go down? Don't move. Anyway, not there. I'm going crazy! Then you shouldn't have started in the first place. You get me excited for nothing? When did I get you excited? You came on to me first. Oh, god! All right! So you're saying everything but intercourse is okay? Why? My arm! It hurts! You hurt your arm? Ah... No, it's nothing. What's the matter? What? It’s nothing... My stomach is killing me! I drank too much last night. I don't remember anything. What happened? No problems getting home last night? I'm ok. How about you? I made it home ok. Last night. That's good. I was worried. Bitch! How dare you are! You don't even know who your father is. Did your mother teach you to steal other woman's man? No doubt she knows very well what to do! It is genetic thing? You know what? You are a real asshole! I'll pretend that nothing happened last night. Don't play with that poor thing and come back where you are belong! I'm embarrassed to even have to speak like this. Finished? A new concentration exercise! Ready! Begin! This one drop is like 10 tablets of Viagra! It works for 3 days. Oh, Yeah? It can't be. Hey, bitch! My professor said the ingredients are the same. If these make pigs go in rut, they could work for men, too! That dirty bitch! Oh, God! - She's crazy! - You have to drag her away! How can she act like that? God! That bitch is a little insane. - Hey! Let's drink. - Yeah! Hurry and drink up! What are you waiting for? Drink it up! Bottoms up! Let's get started. Hyunhee! Hey there... My ungsuk! What are you doing here? I have something to do here. You look great! Did you get a nose job? Oh! And your easts are pretty too! Are they silicone? You guys are here... Come over and take a look at this. What's up with that? Hello? Is this customer service? My computer's crashed. Yes. Close the window. Ok, just a moment. What'd they say? They said to close the window. Window? Then close it, you bastard. - Does it work? - No, it doesn't. Lock it! Damn... Why the hell doesn't this piece of crap work? Lock the window and it's still like this It said to put in something? - It’s not special. - It’s special. Ahh how many spoons of sugar? Do you have own sugar? Brown sugar? Yes? Whew! We almost got caught! That's why I said when you're working-don't do anything else! What's this? I'm going crazy! - Where to? - This way. Are you all right? I'm all right. The one who lives here went to the countryside and he'll probably be back the day after tomorrow. Don't you trust me? Hurry back. I'll be back soon. Well... I'm thirsty. If you keep acting like this, it makes more difficult for me, Jiwon. I love Eunhyo. How can you sleep with someone one time and think that you're in love? Don't talk like that. I'm being very honest about my feelings. Oh! Yoomi... Wait. Just a minute. I'm not ready... - Hell, who's... - Hey! Yoomi. You and me! The! The... there. Hey! Ah! Jeez! Bring back my clothes and handbag. Why? Clothes. Clothes? Yes, yes, ok. Come here. Aaah! Look over there! - Whoa! - What the hell do you want? I am gonna tell you right now! Yeah? First! Put on some clothes! Hey, fucker. What are you looking at me for? Come on up here! Nothing's happening here. Just go. Just leave. Please! If you don't back away in 1 minute! I'm gonna push him off! Push? Push? - This is hilarious! - Which oadcasting company did you come from, you fuckers? Just take it easy. That's why I said to leave here. We'll be down soon. - Hey, bastard! You still don't have your pants on? - I'm wearing them. What are you bastards doing? - Don't move fuckers! - Everybody's going to die, fuckers! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! This bastard is the one with the bull's testicles? Yes. What kind of fool is this character? It says in his chart that he's a student but! 38 hours ago he came in with an erection and he's still got it! isn’t that dangerous? If it doesn't go down by tomorrow we'll have to cut it out. I'm sorry. It’s ok. You hurt there twice now. I've got to go now. Take care. Yes. When did you meet him? Not too long ago. Tell me about him. He's the best looking hottie on campus. What's a hottie? Oh, you know it's all right. He's very kind to me. Strange guy. What? Why would such a handsome guy be interested in a girl like you? What's so special about you. I'm very popular in school. That's crap! Can't you see that I'm a hottie too? B.S. Does a hottie have tiny easts like you? I can't even recognize where they are! - Let's see! - No. Let's see. Mom, show me yours first! No! Let me see if you're a hottie or not-let's see yours. No! Look at that! Look at that bitch! That bitch has a hickie. She always has a souvenir from her nights out. She really embarrasses me. What is a hickie? It’s a love bite. A uise on your neck you bitch! How do you get that? A mosquito bite? Hello? If a mosquito bites you do you put on a bandage? This bitch is so stupid. ! Next week is your birthday! Right! Do you want anything? Why? You gonna buy me something? Well We'll see how you act in the next few days. Let's eat some Ramen. - Did you check out that ring? How much is it? - How much do you think it is? How much? More than a 1000 bucks. Hey, fucker! What kind of a ring costs more than a grand. Not even a championship belt would cost that much! Fuck! How can I get a 1000 bucks in one week. Older hey, take off your pants! Take your shirt off! 5, 6, 7, 8. Look ahead! Look at your hands! Hands! Don't move your legs! Back straight! Keep your backs straight! Stand up bitch, or I'm gonna whack you on your head! How can we win a championship like this? The competition is in less than a week. Don't you guys think! Don't you have ains? Are you sure? What? Don't you use birth control pill? See! Those bitches are all alike! How can you tell if the baby is yours? Did you check? Just give her a couple of hundred bucks and tell her to get rid of it. Okay? Can't you just do it? No. You'll have to come back tomorrow with your guardian. - What's up? - Do you have time tomorrow? Why? I've made an appointment. Appointment? Why? What is this? You need money to do that, uh? Why? You want me to go with you? Today is my birthday. You and me have birthdays. But this baby will never have one. It’s just waiting to die. When did I ask for money from you? Why do you have to make me so pathetic? What's this? Change it. Look at this one more time. Look at the finish on this. No, no, Miss! Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Dear Eunhyo Happy birthday to you. Surprise! Yeah, I bought an expensive stuff for her. But next thing I know she popped me and then she's giving me a nasty look. Where the hell is it? jeez... Yeah, so I pulled it out. I gave it to her and thought she would be happy! Fuck! But she slapped me and fuck I fell down so hard. Fuck! Excuse me... Is that possible? Listen Eunsik. What do you mean she popped you? Is that some new language? Do you know what you're talking about? I don't know. You don't know then it's not important. - Hello. - Eunsik. Eunhyo? What are you doing today? A date? Are you her guardian? Yes. You're not kids! Why aren't you more responsible. Sex is not a game to play with. You should think about the consequences! Your enjoyment can ruin a woman's life! Do you understand what I'm saying? Yes... Lee Eunhyo. Yes. - I'll be right here. - Okay. Lie down. What are you doing? Hurry up and lie down. - Are you ok? - Move aside. What are you doing? We're almost there, easy, easy! Do you want something to drink? Relax. I'll be back soon. Where are you going? I'll be right back. Eunsik. Don't tell Sangok. Please, I really need to refund this ring. Sorry, I can't help. I paid you $1000, just give me back $950. Sorry, sir. We can't do that. I will give up $50. Please I just need to get the money back. Are you awake? Just a minute. Here you are. - It’s painful! - Ok. I know. Don't move! Just stay still. My mother said abortions are just as difficult as giving births. You have to keep your body warm for at least 15 days afterwards otherwise it hurts even more when you're old. This hand. What are you crying for? Do you want me to show you my exercise routine? Hup! The basis of these exercises is patience and gut. Say it! Gut! Are you kidding? Say it! Louder! Gut! Gut! One! Two! Longer One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four! Five, six, seven, eight. One, two... Three, four, five, six, seven, eight! Yahoo! What's that? Keep your legs straight! Look at your feet! Hey! You little shit, what time is it now? What are you thinking? You don't remember that tomorrow is the big competition? Have you finished goofing around? I'm sorry. Don't worry about me. Let's practice! One, two, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. - Oh! I'm sorry. - Aaugh, What's the matter? We are invited to the national championships to perform tomorrow. - It’s going to be oadcast on TV. - Really? Hello, where were you? - He said internet! - Really!? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 1, 2, 3... Oh, no, no! Not this bastard again! What's up with him? What's all this about? What are you doing here? What did you hit me for? Didn't you say Taehak had no stamina? Stop talking shit, you bitch. What the fuck! It’s annoying. I can't keep doing this! Fuck!? How dare you could say such a word to me? What are you hitting me for? What are you hitting me for? Enjoy a great performance of the National University Aerobic athletes! - Hold on. - Why are you so late? Songguk is really pissed! You're dead! Hurry up and get changed. We're in trouble. - Hold on. - You have to hit in the center. Hold here! It’s ok. Hey How are you? We're gonna lose because of you! Waaaa! Ok! We'll now take a ten minute intermission! Until then the Sunjong University Concentration Power Team will entertain us! Our team's first performance! Yippie! Yea! Hup! Hup! - Hup! - Hup! Oh! Look at that! Oh, damn! Wha! Great! Fantastic! Excellent! Fantastic! Thank you, thank you! That's great! Terrific! I knew you guys could do it! It’s ok it won't make any damage. What's going on! After eating it'll be ok. - Songguk, Songguk. - Yoomi, Yoomi. - Songguk, Songguk. - Yoomi my Yoomi! How were we? Perfect! Everything was perfect! - Songguk, Yoomi - The next competition is for Solo Female Routines. Competitors be prepared. Lee Eunhyo! Eunhyo! Lee Eunhyo Where is Eunhyo! Where is that bitch? Where is she? That ainless bitch! Lee Eunhyo. Lee Eunhyo. What time is it! Next is Lee Eunhyo, a junior from Sunjong University. Go for it, Eunhyo! I'm losing my voice. Where's Eunhyo? Eunhyo? in the restroom. - Restroom? - Yes. Why is he panting for? Eunhyo, where are you? Eunhyo, what's wrong? I'm bleeding. Eunhyo. Eunhyo! Eunhyo! Eunhyo! Eunhyo wake up! Wake up! Eunhyo wake up! Wake up! Where should we go? Where! Where! Where? Eunhyo! Hang on. We are almost there! You can't come in here. You must wait. Mother! Bitch, you can't do this! How can you do this to me you bitch? Why don't you die you bitch! How could you do this to me? How can you do this to me after how I raised you? Bitch! I didn't raise you like this! Is that all you are? Huh? Why? What are you doing? How could you after I raised you so well! What are you doing? Please calm down! What! Did you do this? Did you to this to my daughter? My Eunhyo! What are you going to do? My Eunhyo! You bastard! You did this to my Eunhyo! You bastard! No! Stop it! Mother! Mother! Mother... - Congratulations! Yea! - Thank you. Eunsik! Why are you still wearing you uniform? - Our performance finished long ago. - Sit down. It’s just a joke! No! Don't! Stop him! Stop! Leave me! Leave me alone! You motherfucker! What's with all the language? Sit down and chill out. Fuck you! Fuck you! Have you been drinking? Fuck you! Fuck you! Love is not a fucking joke! Your one time enjoyment! Fuck! It hurts the woman and now that woman'll have to spend the rest of her life with that pain. Fuck you! You've learned only shit! You don't know what love is! Fuck you! What can of crap is going on here! Take out your hand and go in. Hit me anywhere you want. Hup! One, two. Hit me on three! Wha! One, two, three! Now this is how it should be! Come on, Eunsik. Hit me anywhere! Anywhere. Really? I can hit anywhere? My body is like a stone! A stone! Who put a real balk in here? I'm so fucking embarrassed! Shit! Hey... Maybe the exterminator is spraying again. Exterminator? Yeah, it's a monthly thing. I see. Eunsik! Yes? Have you changed your mind? Changed what? You said you love me? When did I say that? If not! Never mind. What shit's going on! Fire!

Hyper Metal Sonic, the only thing left is to capture his essential life data. Then you will be complete. When you awaken, it will be time! Sonic! It's finally done! See, isn't it great? It's a jet-propelled body board! Come on, Sonic. Don't you want to try it too? No thanks. All right, I'll try it myself! I guess Tails is still just a little kid. Come on, Sonic! It's okay if you can't swim! You should give it a try! Just don't get cocky and run into something. I must be hearing things. Sonic! Help me! Wake up, Sonic! Come on, Sonic! Shut up, Tails! Sonic. Are you all right, Sonic? I'm fine, but who was that? Sonic, how have you been? Oh no, not that old man again! I'll pass on this one. Sonic, we've got to hurry up and do something! You're the one who can fly, why don't you go do something? Sonic, you idiot! Fine, I can take care of this all by myself! Mister! Mister! Tails, it's you! It's nice to see you again. I have some urgent business with Sonic. That's why I'm here. Mister, this isn't the time to worry about that. Your rocket's on fire! What? No wonder it's getting so warm in here! Just hold on! I'll fix it somehow! I'm not finished yet! Hey, you're pretty good at this, Tails! I got some practice in earlier on my body-board. That's amazing! Mister, up ahead! Look out! What are you talking about? Let's see. Sonic! Thank you, Sonic! Old man! Hey, old man! Ouch! Old man, you should stop flying those dangerous things. What are you talking about, Sonic? I know I'm a little older now, but back in my heyday I won the Speed Races on Planet Freedom all the time. Believe me, I was pretty popular with the ladies back then too. Mister, didn't you say you had some urgent business? Oh, right. It's a real emergency. It's the President. He wanted... He wants us to come to the Presidential Palace right away? Right, that was it! Please hurry! Old man, you could have just called to tell us that. Oh, yeah, I guess I could've done that. Old man, take care of the place while we're gone! I understand! I don't think so. Let's go, Tails! Bon voyage! Mr. President, what's the urgent business? Right, the business. It's been a long time, hasn't it, Sonic, Tails. It's Eggman! Please accept a small token of my gratitude for coming all this way. That's a funny way to show your gratitude. Don't do it, please! Sonic, for the sake of my daughter and everyone else, listen to him! That's a dirty trick, Eggman. Eggman! You kidnaped them so you could take over South Island, didn't you? Do you think really think I would do something that underhanded? Of course! Listen, Sonic. This concerns all of Planet Freedom, so you'd better listen to everything I have to say. No way. Don't you care what happens to pretty, young Sarah? Help me, Papa! Sarah! Sonic, please listen to what Eggman has to say! I guess I don't have a choice. Go ahead and talk, Eggman. Really, Sonic? As both of you are aware, Planet Freedom is made up of two separate dimensions. The outer world, the one you live in, is known as the Land of the Sky. We already know all that. Quiet! Just shut up! And the inner dimension is known as the Land of Darkness. I live peacefully in the inner dimension, where I have created a high-tech city called Eggmanland. Recently, a man who calls himself the God of Destruction arrived: Black Eggman. I don't know where he came from, but he attacked my city with a battalion of robots. They completely conquered us. Now, there is no place down there for me to live. Black Eggman found the complex where the high voltage electricity is stored. He jammed the Robot Generator, causing it to run wild. According to my calculations, if the Robot Generator isn't stopped by sunrise tomorrow, there will be a giant explosion! Fine! But don't blame me when this happens! What can we do to stop this, Eggman? Someone has to get through all of Black Eggman's traps. Then he has to get into Eggmanland and stop that generator! And it's the fastest one here that should do it! Forget about it. You're the one that created that stupid contraption in the first place. Why should I have to clean up after you? Sonic! Please do it! South Island... No, the entire planet is depending on you! Sonic, I don't care what happens to Eggman or Papa, but please do this for both of us! When Eggman speaks, 99 times out of 100 he's lying. But what if this is that one other time? Sonic! Sonic! Fine, I'll do it. Sonic... Tails, take this with you. What is it? It's a navigator. It will guide you to Eggmanland using the shortest route, as long as you keep it with you. Thank you, Eggman. Come on, Tails. Tails, do you really trust that weird, little gadget that Eggman gave you? Knowing him, he might've put a bomb in there. Eggman is the only one that knows how to get to Eggmanland. We don't have any other choice but to trust this thing. Guess you're right. Even more importantly, I hope that the President and Sarah are all right. No, no, no, I don't like it when you win every time! All right, one more time! That's enough! Give up! We've played a hundred times! I'll stop being your hostage. All right, we'll keep playing. No, no, no, you won again! Fine! I quit. I want to go for a drive. Absolutely not! No, no! I want to go for a drive! How did this get here? You rock, Eggman! I get to drive first! Don't touch that! No, wait! Don't play with that! Stop it, Sarah! No, stop that! Sarah! That must be the entrance to the Land of Darkness! We're getting some bad turbulence here, so hang on, Sonic! All right, here we go! Hang on, Sonic! We're almost out of here! Tails! Tails, are you all right? I'm fine, but I'm worried about that tornado! So this is the Land of Darkness! Eggmanland should be straight ahead! All right! Let's hurry! Tails, doesn't something seem a little strange? I think Eggman purposely picked the route with the most traps! But this really is the quickest way to the generator! There's even be a warp zone right up ahead! Let's get moving! What is this place? Let me check. We just exited the warp zone, so this should be... It says these are ancient ruins. Ancient ruins? These? I never knew the Land of Darkness had any of this. But Eggmanland is supposed to be really near. Let's go somewhere high and see if we can see it from there. Let's go! The ruins are sinking right into the ocean! Sonic, I bet it's because the Robot Generator is out of control and causing reactions under the ground! Right! We should hurry! I'm afraid of lightning! Tails, we just have to go straight ahead, right? That's what it says. That has to be Black Eggman! That is correct. I am Black Eggman. I congratulate you on eluding my traps and making it all the way here. We don't have time to play your little games! Get out of our way! I don't think so! Hold still! Ouch! You fool, this armor is made of a super polymer alloy! Ouch! Ouch! You... Where are you little ats hiding? Come out here! We don't have time to mess around with this guy! Which way to Eggmanland? Let me check... That way! It's past that highway! Good! Let's go, Tails! Okay, Sonic! Black Eggman, you slowpoke! What? We know you can't keep up right now, so we'll just have to finish this game later. No way! This is bad! I didn't know that thing could fly! Sonic! Tails, grab onto me! We're safe! Don't think you're safe yet. Neither one of you can swim, so you'll both drown in the ocean below. I can't swim! Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle... I've finally gotten those two out of the way! That worked pretty well. Yeah, let's go. Why me? Crash! Crack! Boom! Oops! You fools! Did you really think I'd fall for a stupid trick like that? Take this! What is this stuff? Sonic! Tails! Now, it's time for this! Now, I just have to finish you off. There's no way those missiles could've gotten rid of Sonic so easily. I told you! It's coming back at you, Black Eggman! Sonic! Oh no! Darn! You might have the fastest feet in the world, but it you can't run, you're just a normal hedgehog. You will never make it to Eggmanland! Try to run away from this! Sonic, I'll save you! Knuckles! Hurry and save Sonic! Oh no! If my tails are stuck together, I can't fly! I've got it! Sonic, grab onto this! Who are you? Sonic, you can do it! Oh no! I'm out of ammo! You are lucky, aren't you! However... Not lucky enough! I owe you one, Knuckles. Right back at you. It doesn't matter. You're running away? I'm not going to let you go, Black Eggman! Don't worry, we'll meet again soon! Grab onto me, Sonic! Sonic's ruined things again! He'd better enjoy this feeling now, because once he gets to Eggmanland, he'll have to fight something even worse than Black Eggman! What do you mean, worse than Black Eggman? You're talking about yourself! You'd better keep your hands off my Sonic, or I'll never forgive you! Thanks for saving us there, Knuckles. Yeah, that's one more job that I'm not going to get paid for. Oh well, we've been friends for long enough. I guess I can just put this on your tab. So will you return to treasure hunting? Of course! After all, that's what I live for! The sun's already setting! We've got to hurry! What is that thing? That's Eggmanland! Incredible! I hope we see you again, Knuckles! See you. See you later! Knuckles! Hey, I'd worry about you two if I sent you in alone! See you! What are you waiting for? If you don't hurry, that thing's going to explode! Wait up, Knuckles! So this must be the entrance to Eggmanland. I never expected Eggman to live in such an awesome place! This is no time to be blown away. You're right. Come on, let's go! It's this way. Keep going straight ahead! Got it! I'm really starting to get excited about this, Sonic. Just don't let your guard down or you'll seriously regret it, Knuckles. I'll be fine. Sonic, leave these guys to me and go on ahead! All right! Good luck! Tails, fly! You have to fly! Yeah, right! It's too heavy for me to move! Hang on! I'll stop this thing! Sonic! I'll have you out of there in no time! Oh no! Gotcha! Sonic, are you all right? Something's moving! It's a robot that looks exactly like Sonic! What does all this mean? What is that? It's pretty! Black Eggman's ghost! It's oken. Watch where you're putting your hands! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to! Ow! Stop it, Sarah! Please stop, Sarah! Sarah! Why are Sarah and Eggman here together? I get it, you're Black Eggman! It wasn't my fault! Look at that, now you've made her cry. Black Eggman and the haywire Robot Generator were all part of his scheme. He planned the whole thing to trap you! What does all this mean, Eggman? I don't believe you fell for my trap and made it all the way here. Now this will be your burial place! Good job, Sonic! What did you say? You're kidding me! This is the greatest invention of Eggman, scientist extraordinaire! I call it the Hyper Metal Sonic. Pretty good, don't you think? You might have made a robot that looks like him, but he's no match for the real Sonic! Tails, it should be apparent to you. Sonic wasn't being electrocuted earlier. Instead, I was transferring all his data to the robot. He is the fastest, most powerful battle machine every to walk Planet Freedom! What are you planning on doing with that thing? Isn't it obvious? I'm going to use Metal to destroy the real Sonic, and then I'm going to destroy the Land of the Sky. What did you say? There's no way you'll get away with this! Let Sarah go, Eggman! Tell me that after you've defeated him. Go get him, Hyper Metal Sonic! Tails, Knuckles, don't try to help me. I want to take him out on my own! Man, he's fast! This is the first time I've ever seen Sonic like this! Incredible! Absolutely incredible! That is an invention worthy of being called my greatest creation ever! He's in trouble! Sonic! Keep going, Metal Sonic! Sonic! Wait, Tails! Sonic! Hold up, Tails! But if we don't hurry then Sonic... Calm down, Tails! There's no way that either one of us can catch up with them. We've got to think of another way! What? That's right. He did say something about destroying the Land of the Sky, didn't he? I'm sorry, was that uncomfortable, Sarah? Come on, don't be mad. Just stay with me a little bit longer. No, I want to go home now! If you just wait a few more minutes, I'll show you something really spectacular. Where did he go? That's it! Perfect! Perfect! Sonic has finally been defeated! Tails! Hey, Tails, what's wrong with you? That's a warp zone right in front of us! We're catching the tornado, and we're going home! Hey, hey, what about Sonic? What a nice, peaceful night. Sonic, you're back already? Sonic, what's the matter? Please stop it! Where am I? Tails... I remember leaving Eggmanland. Impossible! I've got to stop Metal! Is this all part of Black Eggman's plan, too? Oh man! The only one that would do something like this is Eggman! It's a lucky thing no one was staying here. That old man was watching the house for us! Old man! Old man! It doesn't look like anyone touched the inside of this place. Old man, where are you? Tails, is that you? Are you back already? Those are Sonic's favorite clothes! Don't blame me if he gets mad at you! Don't worry about it. Sonic came back last night. He forced me to put on these clothes and then he just flew away. He flew away? It's Metal! Metal is really wreaking havoc here. At the rate he's going, the Land of the Sky won't last more than a few hours. Now I can take my plan to the next stage. Here you go, Sarah. This is a present for you. Yahoo! You rock! Tails, stop tinkering with that thing! Let's hurry up and find Sonic! Hold on a second. This machine that Eggman gave me and Metal Sonic are built out of the same kinds of parts. I think I can use that. Really? You might be able to find Metal Sonic? But what if Metal Sonic and Sonic aren't in the same place any more? Don't worry. Sonic and Metal will definitely be together. I don't get it. How come? Well, all of Sonic's data was input into Metal's memory. His personality, his likes, his dislikes, even all his thoughts. That's why he knew to come here. He even gave the old man his favorite clothes. I understand that, but Metal's still a robot. Even if he is a robot, Metal is operating on Sonic's thoughts and motivations. He knows everything that Sonic's ever seen or felt. The same goes for Sonic. In other words, it's just like they're twins. They're twins, huh? Green Lake City has been flooded! Forest Town is currently on fire! We've discovered the source of the disturbances. We'll patch it through to the monitors. Sonic! Lmpossible! Get Sonic's house on the line immediately. Yes, Sir. Shut up already, I'm busy! Isn't somebody going to pick that up? Hey, Tails! Isn't anyone there? Oh no, not that idiot! What's he doing now? Hey, it's me! Listen to me right now! Shut up! Who is this? Who are you? I'm Knuckles, Sonic's best friend. I see. Is Sonic there? Is Sarah safe? What happened to Black Eggman? Did you stop the generator? You sure are an annoying old man. I'm busy here! Mr. President! Look, Eggman, don't I look cute? Yes, it suits you very well, Sarah. But why did you give me a wedding dress? What do you mean? Once Metal has destroyed the Land of the Sky, it'll just be the two of us. Then we can get married and live the rest of our lives together, Sarah! Go to sleep, go to sleep, close your eyes... Are you crazy? Who told you I wanted to marry you anyway? I won't do it! Never! So that's what really happened. But I still don't think it will enough to destroy the Land of the Sky. It's possible. I've traveled all over the subterranean levels of this planet, and I've seen it. At the northernmost tip of this continent, all the continents in the Land of the Sky are linked by a huge glacier. Many rivers of magma run beneath the surface of the continents. They're shaped like blood vessels under the glacier. If the tip of this glacier were ever punctured by an explosion, the magma would pour directly into the glacier, melting all the ice. What do you think will happen if the continents lose all their support? Due to the centrifugal force of the planet, they'll be thrown into outer space. This is impossible! Mr. President, please don't tell Sonic a word about any of this! I know that! Why am I not supposed to be told about this, Tails? Sonic, you're safe! It's too late. I heard all of it. Sonic, you don't understand! Let me explain! Metal Sonic has turned northward and is moving at top speed. What did you say? Metal is planning to melt the glaciers to the north! We must stop him at any cost! Roger! Sonic. Tails, Sonic just disappeared. He must have gone after Metal. He went north! We'll have to do our best too. We have to stop Metal no matter what! He's headed to the North Pole. That means Metal has finally found the point of destruction. Here we go, Sarah! No, no! I don't want to get married at the North Pole! Why me? Hold on tight, we're about to hit a warp zone. No! I told you to stop! Stop! All right! Now we have to access Metal's memory banks and adjust them. Then maybe we can awaken Sonic's personality in him! Tails, are you sure we can trust that thing? After all, it used to be Eggman's. Don't worry about it. Just keep your eyes open for Sonic. I know what to do! Oh no, I'm too late. Where'd he go? He's got to be around here somewhere! What? Then this will be the real fight. We'll fight until only one of us is left standing, all right, Metal? What? This world isn't big enough for the both of us, you say? Well, the feeling's mutual. You might know everything I'm going to do, but I know everything you're going to do too! It's a strange feeling! Sonic, you're still alive? Sonic, what's wrong with you? You pervert! Get away, you little piece of tin! I get it, you synchronized yourself with Metal. This is my chance! Sarah! Sonic! Oh no, my Sarah! That was close! Knuckles! Sonic! You're a perfect target for me now, fox! Ready, aim... Fire Eggman missiles! Gotcha! Oh no, another design failure! That's all right. More importantly, what happened to Sarah? Oh man, I can't stop! You saved me! Thank you, Mr. Mole! Somebody stop me please! I have more power than I thought I did! There you are Sarah. It's time for you to come with me now. Look out! Tails! Sorry! Tails, I didn't think you'd stoop that low. Look, it's Metal! Sonic! Stop it, Metal! If that ice idge is destroyed, then that's it for all of us! Knuckles, see what you can do about the magma! Well... Come on, you're a real man, aren't you? Right! Here we go! You're totally cool, Mr. Mole! Good job, Knuckles! You stopped it! My hat's on fire! Hot! Hot! Sonic! What do you think you're doing? Why is this stupid thing that looks like Sonic causing so much trouble? Oh, that's right! I hope this works! No! If you destroy the Land of the Sky, then I'll have to marry Eggman! Take that! And that! And that! Come on! Got it! Now, Sonic! Sonic! Good work, Tails! You saved us! Who is that? It doesn't look like Eggman. That's papa's rocket! What did you say? What? Is the door stuck? We're in trouble! The heat from the lava could cause it to explode! Sarah, you wait here. Come on, let's go! Papa! Of all the pointless stunts... I know. If that thing explodes right there, we'll all be in trouble. Sonic! Get out of my way, Metal! Darn! Sonic! I'll take care of Eggman, and you get the President out of there! Eggman! Trying to overload him by making him assimilate Sonic's personality? Lmpressive, Tails. But you're too late. Metal, destroy Sonic! Hurry! Hurry! I know! Shut up! Oh no! Papa! Mr. President! Old man! Sonic! Sonic, are you all right? Metal? Don't do it, Sonic! What are you doing? Sonic! Grab onto my hand! Don't do it, Sonic! He'll drag you under with him! There is only one Sonic... Metal! Don't do it, Sonic! Metal! Come on, don't look so sad, Sonic. It's not like you at all. She's right! It was thanks to you that the planet was saved! Eggman! You're all fools! I still have all of Sonic's data! Next time, I'll build a stronger Metal that won't have Sonic's personality. And then I, Eggman, will finally take over the entire planet! It must be humbling to be in the presence of one so great as Eggman! What are you doing? Stop! It's finally over. Thank goodness everything's all right! Almost, but not quite. What did you do that for? So now we're finally even, Sonic. What do you mean? Come back, Knuckles! Hey, Sonic, wait up! Why'd you hit me? I was getting you back for stepping on my head! I don't remember doing that! You did! I don't remember! Not so fast! You're not going to get away from me! I'll get your data again, Sonic! What? What? What are you doing, Eggman? Hurry up and catch Sonic! Of course I will! Hang on! Wait, come back! Marry me! Sonic! Sonic, I'll get your data again! I'm getting out of here! I'll see you later, Knuckles! Hey, wait up, Sonic!

See you later, honey. We still need 40 dozens, standard. No more uncuts. That's enough. So, Blanca, did you see him? l waited by the plaza but he never came. -How long did you wait? -Don't laugh. l'm not laughing. Tell me how long you waited. l didn't really like him anyway. ln any case... check out that guy over there. He looks at me and smiles like that all the time. Maria... you want to go to your house? No, Juan. Where do you want to go then? l don't know. Somewhere else. Where? How about up there? The roof? Why there? Why not? Come on. lt's not even that high. No. What are you, crazy? See how you treat me, Juan? You're a drag. Let's not get started with this, okay? lf l go up, will you follow me? Then what? Are we gonna do it up there? Come down and we'll go to your house. Come down. Come on. lt's your turn. No way. Come up. l have to tell you something. You know what, l'm gonna take off. Then go. l'm not moving. You can come down the way you went up. Alone. See ya. l'm really worried. He's constipated. What are you doing? He hasn't shit in two days. Diana, relax. He'll go when he goes. Don't bother him. Maria, don't comb your hair in the dining room. Diana, he's cranky because you're kneading his stomach... like a ball of dough. Come here, Pachito. You're scaring him, Maria. Diana, pass him to me. Come, sit down. Mom, will you fix a tea for him? You know those teas don't do anything. Take him to the doctor. No, Grandma, l don't trust that doctor. You don't have to take him anywhere. He's fine. What are you looking for? l'm not sure, Grandma. l don't feel like ead. l said the white ones at 40. What happened? Sir. What's wrong? Can l go to the bathroom? Again? l don't feel well. You're four bins under this hour, and three last hour. How will you catch up if you're in the bathroom all the time? Please, l'll be quick. l have 84 workers in this section... and everyone else puts their head down and does their job. But with you, it's like a constant tug-of-war. At this point l don't know what to-- What the hell? What's wrong with you? Look at this mess. This is disgusting. What are you going to do with these now? Tell me. What are you going to do? Pick them up. Take them over there. Hurry up. Clean them. Be careful of the buds. But if they're already ruined. l don't care. Clean them off. l want all those roses clean. And when you're done with that you can go back... and make up what you owe me. ls that clear? Yes, sir. ls everything okay? lt's 9,600. Maria, give me the money. -And why should l pay? -lt's for Pacho. He started vomiting. Where's your money? Maria. l give up all l make and Diana doesn't put in anything. And l have to pay for the kid's medicine? Don't start with me, Maria. Just give me the money. You can keep the money from your next check. l don't know why everything is so difficult with you. Well, there won't be a next check. Because l quit my job. What? When? Today. But why? They wouldn't let me go to the bathroom. Not once? lt's not just that. l don't like how they treat me. So what are you going to do now? You are so stupid, Maria. Why don't you shut up? Don't tell me to shut up. -They treated me like shit. -Why can't you just deal? -Why should l put up with it? -Why don't you think of the family? Quiet! That's enough. -You have to go and apologize to your boss. -l'm not going back. -What are you going to do? -l'll find another job. Another job? There's nothing but flowers here. At least it's a decent job. Please, what's decent about it? Maria, go back and apologize. Aren't you listening? l am not going back. l'm not going back, and that's it. She quit and left him standing there. Well done. This deserves a toast. Bottoms up. Because she kicks ass. Come on. Down the hatch. Blanca, look. lsn't that your boyfriend? Oh, my God. Ask him to dance. No way. You're crazy. Come on, don't be stupid. Hi. Hi. This is Blanca and l'm Maria. l'm Felipe and this is my cousin Franklin. What's up? She wants to dance with you. Go for it. You want to dance? Sure. Let's dance, then. Juan, l want to dance. Hold on. Hold this for me. All right, let's go. Spin, spin, spin. What's wrong with you? What? Another drink. Hey. You want to dance? What do you say? Okay. Let's go. Juan. Hold on. Maria, l'll see you later. Bye, Blanca. All right, then. Juan, l have something to tell you. What is it? l think l'm pregnant. Are you sure? -You're not fucking with me, right? -No. l've missed my last two periods. What are you going to do? l don't know. Who else knows? Only you. No one else? You want everyone to know? l bet Blanca already knows. No, Blanca doesn't know. Maria. Do you want to get married? -Are you joking? -Why? -Where would we live? -My house. There're ten people in your house. You share a bedroom with your other. So where do you want to live? My house would be better. Right, a lot better. A guy living in his girl's house. No way. You're so fucking stupid. Stupid? Your family hates me. Why should l live there? We're better off in my house. The more the merrier. Why don't you want to get married? l'm stepping up to this. Juan, do you love me? Oh, not that again. Look me in the eye and tell me you really love me. What kind of person are you? You're gonna marry someone you don't even love? Someone who doesn't love you? How many months or days before you're sleeping with another woman? That's not gonna happen. l don't want to end up like my sister. Sorry, but your sister was an idiot who screwed the first guy that walked by. -Shut up. -lt's true. And now she's stuck with a kid. Don't talk about my sister like that. Maria, l am not going anywhere and you know it. That doesn't matter. l am not marrying you. Sorry to eak it to you, but you'll have to. No, Juan. l don't have to do anything. That's the way you are, Maria. You are so stubborn. You're an idiot, and a loser. Most guys would've left by now. l don't know why l stand you. Then don't. l'm not in love with you. Me neither. Perfect. What's up? How are you? Where are you going? To Bogota. Hop on. l'll give you a ride. To Bogota? Of course, l'll take you. l like the way you dance. Really? You, too. l didn't think people could dance around here. Thought they were all stiff. Where are you from? l'm from a little town. Santa Rosa de Cabal. About ten minutes from Pereira. You know it? No. There are some great hot springs over there. Someday l'll take you there. Yeah? What are you going to Bogota for? l'm going because... l have a friend who works there. She works for a wealthy family, in their house. She's going to help me out. -Don't laugh. -l'm sorry. lt's just that... you're way too pretty to be working as a maid. Too cute to get dressed up in that hat and apron. Anyway, l was just going to check it out. Nothing was certain. Listen. lf you're looking for work l might be able to hook you up. Hook me up? lt involves traveling. Traveling? Tell me. Working as a mule. lt's a cool job. You go, hand off the stuff, get your cash and that's it. Everything's cool. What about the people on the news? The ones in prisons far away. What about them? They're the ones who want to be famous. They get caught, get on TV, everyone sees them, and they become famous. l don't want to be famous. l know a guy who can set it all up. Takes care of the papers, makes the arrangements. Know what? Forget it. Let's go. No, hold on. How much would l get? You want something to drink? Give me a beer and a soda for her. l'm going to talk to this guy. l'll be right back. You're all right? All set. Let's go. Come in. Sit down. So you and Franklin are friends. How do you two know each other? She's a friend of the family. Through my cousin. Your cousin. You're looking for work? Yes, sir. Where were you working? ln a flower plantation. And what happened? l didn't get along with my boss... so l left. Rebellious, then. No. You don't have a problem taking directions? Orders? No, sir. Do you get scared easily? No. How old are you? Eighteen. Boyfriend? No. Yes or no? No. l don't have a boyfriend. All right, then. How's your system? My system? l mean, how's your stomach? Do you have problems with diarrhea? Constipation? Digestive problems? None. No, sir. Big eater? Normal. Okay, then... we are going to give you several rolls of film. We'll send you to New York. Actually, to New Jersey, a small town next to New York. Once you go though customs... you'll be met by our people. They will take you to a safe place. We'll develop the rolls. And in five or ten days you'll be back here... with all your money taking care of your problems. How much do l get? We'll give you $100 per roll. Keep in mind... we have to take care of your documents. Meaning that after we deduct the expenses for the passport and visa... and for your papers... you'll have seven or eight million pesos. What if l get caught? And why would that happen? Unless you step off the plane shaking like a leaf. Then they'll catch you. Obviously. But no worries. Those gringos don't know a thing. Don't worry. Now... once your decision is made... there is no turning back. You can't tell anyone. Understand? Yes, sir. Now, l know you have a lot of problems weighing on you... and you're in a difficult situation... and l don't want you making this decision... under that kind of pressure. So l'm going to give you this... so you can take care of some things. Actually, it's really not necessary. Thank you. No, no, no. Take it. No obligations. Don't worry about it. You were in the bar, right? My name is Maria. l'm Lucy. Do you work for Javier? ls it hard? lt's not easy, but it's not too difficult either. How old are you? Seventeen. But l said l was eighteen. You just have to be prepared and know how to do it right. Where have you been? l went to the city... to ask Jessica for help finding a job. What did she say? lt's none of your business. Don't tell me it's not my business. lt's not. You didn't find anything. Or you would've said so. You have to go back to the plantation and get your job back. No. lt's not fair to Mom. You know how hard it is for her. Now you're making things harder? Get off my back. Don't even.... Pacho had a 108 fever this morning. He's your son. -l know he's my son. So? -He's your responsibility. Who do you think you are? You have to find a job. Well, l got one. Yeah, like what? Cut the shit. At least l put in my share. Take this. Hold it in your mouth. Let it slide to the back. All the way. Open your throat. Now swallow. Practice with these. Can you swallow these? You can't eat anything for 24 hours before the flight. Your stomach has to be totally empty. They may lie about how many you have to swallow. How many will it be? For your size, maybe 60 or 70 pellets. Really? Be glad you're small. Big guys have to swallow... like a hundred. Make sure they're well wrapped. lf just one opens up you'll die. Wear nice clothes. Nothing flashy. You don't want to look like a peasant showing off. How many times have you done this? Two. How'd it go? Still here. The first time l did it l was gonna go see my older sister. She lives in New York and l haven't seen her in four years. But when l got there l realized... l didn't know what to tell her. How was l going to explain why l was there? And how? l love her. But we're really different. She'd kill me if she found out l was mixed up in this. The second time around... l made it to her house. But l couldn't knock on her door. What is America like? Over there... it's, like, too perfect. Everything's straight. So... how's that thing going? What thing? Your job. Tell me what you have to do. l told you not to talk about it. l talked to Franklin. l'm going to be a mule, too. You did what? You heard me. Why not? Because you can't. Yes, l can. What are you thinking? lt's $5,000. You know how much that is in pesos? l figured it out. lt's like 10 million pesos. l can buy my family a house with that. No, Blanca, you're not going. You know what? l can do what l want. l don't need your permission. Do you know what you're saying? You have to tell them you're not doing it. No. Anyway, l can't now. l already said yes. All the way to Chiquinquira? But you don't know anything about working in an office. You don't think l'm smart enough? That's not what l said. l don't understand why you have to go so far away. What's up? What's up? -How are you? -All good. And Blanca? She's in another place. Don't worry, baby. Everything's gonna be all right. Give her a hand. These will slow your digestion. Take them. Open your mouth. Open. Here. Don't stick your fingers so far inside. lf you can't do this, we'll stop right now. No. l know l can do it. Let's see. Relax. Let it slide down. Very good. -How many is it so far? -Twenty-three. Come. Lay down. What are you doing? Setting them in place. You want more anesthetic? Let's see. This is... $800. You saved for the trip. The ticket. Round trip, one week. To New York. Your passport. With a visa. Look... You've got the name and address of the hotel... where you say you're staying... while you're there. One more thing. lf any of what you're carrying... gets lost along the way or doesn't show up... we'll go and have a little conversation... with your grandmother, your mother... your sister... and little Pachito. We know exactly... how much each one of those 62 pellets weighs. Understood? l didn't know you were coming again. Me neither. lt just happened. You know we're not the only ones? That's how it works. They send a bunch. lf one gets stopped, it's easier for the rest to get through. What are you doing? l saw you talking to that woman. Who is she? She's... you know. See that woman with the curly hair over there? She is, too. l met her with Franklin. l feel like l'm having my period. l feel like l have to go to the bathroom. Excuse me. l don't feel well. What are you going to do? Stay calm. As soon as we land, we'll get a doctor. l know. l know. l lost the hotel address. Do you know it? No, l always give them my sister's address. Do you have a pen? lt's my sister's address in New York. Excuse me. May l see your passport, declaration card, and ticket, please? Passport, declaration card, and ticket. Where are you arriving from? Colombia. Your destination? New York. Are these all your bags? Yes. Come with me, please. Put your hands against the wall please. Not so close to the wall. Spread your legs, please. Maria Alvarez. -ls that your name? -Yes. ls this your first time in this country? Yes. Where are you staying? With my sister. lf we called her, would she confirm you're coming? l haven't seen her in four years. l was planning to surprise her. And you're going to show up just like that? What if she's not there? And if you get there and she's not home? Where will you go? l don't know. ln a hotel. Did you buy this ticket? Yes. How much did it cost? Like $500. Maria. What do you do in Colombia? l work with flowers. What do you do exactly? l de-thorn them. How did you get the money for the ticket... and the $800 that you have on you? l saved up. You know what? l don't believe you're here on vacation. Why are you really here? You want to know what l think? l think you're inging drugs... into the United States. We've known people who swallow drugs... and ing them in like that. Do you have drugs in your stomach? No. l want you to prove it. We would like to submit you to an X-ray. Please... sign this document authorizing us to do the X-ray. Maria... you know you're pregnant? Yes. Will the X-rays hurt my baby? We don't X-ray pregnant women. But we can detain them. We know you didn't buy this ticket. We know you couldn't have saved that much money. Tell us the truth. Who paid for this ticket? A friend bought it for me. What's his name? Franklin. He's my boyfriend. He's the baby's father. Does he know you swallowed drugs? l didn't swallow drugs. l'm not carrying anything. l just want to visit my sister. That's it. l swear. Girl. -And the other one? -They caught her. Fuck! Make yourself comfortable. We'll be here until you shit everything out. She needs a doctor. Like l care? She needs medicine. Shut up! Take those. -What are they? -Laxatives. They'll make you shit faster. l have to go to the bathroom. Hold on. Don't use the toilet. l don't want stuff down the drain. And don't forget the toothpaste. l don't want to be smelling your shit. How are you? Okay. And you? Lucy. -What are you doing? -Blanca, we can't stay here. What do you mean? Don't you get it, Blanca? They did something to Lucy. Everything's totally fucked up. We have to go before they come back. -Maria! -Hurry up, Blanca! What are we going to do? l don't know. Let me think for a minute. Excuse me. Do you know how l can make a call? What? l need to call this number. Me no speak Spanish. No espańol. Get it? Please. Queens, New York. You gotta go into New York. You gotta take a bus. A bus. You know? You trying to get to New York? To Queens? Queens? Queens, yes. l take you. Taxi. Thank you, but l just want to call. lt's okay, no problem. l'll take you. Flat rate. Off the meter. Can you wait for a minute? One moment. There's no answer. We have to go back. No, Blanca. Lucy's sister doesn't even know you. And you don't really know Lucy. What are you going to say? l don't know, l'll figure it out. All we have to do is return the pellets and get our money. Don't you get it? We can't go back there. They're gonna be furious when they find out we're gone. We have to go back. Did you see what they did to Lucy? Blanca, come on. l'm not going in. Come on! l don't want to go in there. Come on already! Who is it? Hello. l'm looking for Mrs. Carla Aristizabal. Who's looking for her? Maria Alvarez. l'm a friend of her sister's. Of her sister's? Honey. She says she's a friend of your sister's. l don't know. Come. Hello. Are you Carla Aristizabal? How can l help you? l'm a friend of Lucy's. l just arrived from Colombia... and she asked me to stop by and say hello for her. You're a friend of hers? Yes. Please, come inside. Take a seat. Sorry, what was your name? Maria Alvarez. And how do you know Lucy? We live in the same town. We're neighbors. So tell me, how is she doing? lt's been months since we last spoke. She's doing well. ls she working? Yes. ln an office in Bogota. She's a secretary. Lucy? A secretary? And you're always talking bad about her. She's always talking about the two of you. She wants to come and visit. Really? And she didn't send anything with you? A letter, a photo or something? Actually... the truth is... Lucy gave me your name and address... and she said that you're really nice, and that... if l had any trouble l could come... and talk to you. l don't have a place to stay. How long have you been here? Two days. Where were you staying these two days? Well.... l was staying with a friend... but we got into a fight and... she kicked me out. And you don't have anyone else here? Family, friends? Nobody? No, ma'am. Do you have a job yet? No, not yet. And how did you say you knew Lucy? Carla. lt's not like l'm gonna throw her out on the street. lt's just that this apartment is very small. We sleep in the bedroom, and Pablo's cousin here in the living room. Honestly... l don't need a lot of space. Yes, but for how long? Only for a few days. And then what? l'll find something. Don't worry. My cousin works in a bakery. He gets home in the middle of the night, so don't get scared. For Colombia? Lucy's not there. Carla. l want to call my mom. Can you help me? Dial the number. Grandma? Hi Grandma. lt's Maria. Fine, and you? Yes, l'm fine. l'm still in Chiquinquira... but l'll see you in a few days. How's everyone else doing? Diana? No, Grandma, l was just calling to say hi. l promised Mom l would call. Yes. Oh, the car. l'm a driver for a car service. Get in. Hi. What happened? Where did you go? l met a woman who gave me a place.... You know each other? ls that Lucy's sister? You know Lucy? Yes. What do you mean? You said you didn't know anyone else here. The thing is.... l told her about Lucy on the way here. So... you're not really a friend of hers. lt's just that Maria said that she was going to stay with you and... l don't have a place to stay. You, too? l don't understand. Everyone knows someone here. Yes, yes. l'll get the receipt. l'll come up with something. Don't worry. Tell them to fix this, and not to charge you... since they did it wrong the first time. -How are you? -Fine. How's the little one? Fine, thank you, Don Fernando. lt seems my sister in Colombia sent me a little surprise. Maria and Blanca. Hi. When did they arrive? They just got here, but they don't know anyone. Maybe you know of an apartment... a job or something. Don't you worry. l'll make a couple calls and we'll-- Yes, sure... He'll help you. l've got to go to work. You know how to get back. Three blocks down and around the corner. l'll be back tonight to let you in. Thanks. l'm leaving them here. Bye. There's a place that usually needs women to sew. They don't check papers... and they pay minimum wage. Thanks for your help, but we don't need work. What are you doing? We can't go back there. l don't care what you do. l'm sick of following you around. Like l asked you to? l told you not to come. You're the one that wanted to take off before we got paid. Those guys are dangerous. Quiet. What's that you've got there? Nothing. l recognize what those are. l've seen that before. Tell me. Does Carla know about this? Are you all right, physically? Our friend who was with us got sick. l think one of the pellets oke inside her. l don't know if they killed her or if she died. l don't know what to do. Where was this? Don Fernando, please help us find our friend. l'll make some calls to the police in New Jersey. They might know something. You can't call the police. Don't worry. l know what l'm doing. You have to return those drugs. Before they hurt your families in Colombia. Do you understand? Blanca. l lost the emergency number. Do you have it? l can't believe what you told him about Lucy. He's calling the cops now. Don't fucking start with me. You were the one pulling out the pellets and running your mouth. You want to sew shirts? -l'm handling this. -Stupidly. Then why are you following me around? Every time l turn around, there you are. l thought you knew what you were doing, but obviously not. l'm not responsible for you. l'm not your fucking mother. l wouldn't want you anyway. l feel sorry for your baby having such a stupid mother. How fucking stupid... swallowing drugs when you're pregnant. Fuck you. -Do you have an appointment? -No. l can give you one for next week. No, it has to be today. lf you don't mind waiting, l might get you in... but l can't promise. Thanks. Fill this out. You have to be very careful while you're pregnant. You can't smoke. You can't drink alcohol. No beer, no wine. Especially not drugs. Everything you put in your body goes straight to the baby. lf you smoke, it's like giving a cigarette to your baby. Okay? Let's see. At this stage of the pregnancy we can see the entire fetus. That's the head. See? That's my baby? The arms. These are the legs. The blood is flowing well. l'll take some measurements. But everything's okay, right? Yes, everything is okay. Do you want to listen... to the heart? Friday, the eleventh of next month. That's fine. They found the body of a woman yesterday. The stomach had been cut open... and they think it was a mule. They sent this information... with a picture of her face. l'm sorry. Please... l need to know your friend's name. And an address in Colombia. What's her name? Lucy Diaz. Carla's sister? Yes. But Carla doesn't know. She was coming to visit. She has to know. lt's her sister. l'm sure the baby will sleep with us in the beginning but... the crib was on sale. What did Don Fernando tell you? He told me that... Carla. l don't really need a job. l'm going back to Colombia. Darling, you're not going back. l know how you feel. l felt the same way when l came here. l remember on my grandma's birthday, l called home... and l could hear my whole family... laughing and screaming. My little sister asking, ''How is it over there? ls it wonderful? ''How's your job?'' Telling me how much she wanted to come and stay with me. l just wanted to tell them how much l missed them. But it gets better, trust me. l remember when l got my first paycheck. l'll never forget going to that office to send money home for the first time. You can't imagine how it feels. Your heart feels so big... like it won't fit in your chest. The real reason l stay here is for my baby. He'll have so many more opportunities. l can't imagine inging up my child in Colombia. Not with the situation being what it is. lt pains me to say it, but it's true. -l'll get it. -That must be your friend. They found Lucy's body. l saw it in a picture. lt'll cost $2,500 to send her body back home. Pablo. Are you done? Yes, love. Hello. lt's for you, Carla. How are you, Don Fernando? l'm fine, thank you. Why do you ask? Arrangements? Arrangements for what? No. She didn't say anything. Lucy? What do you mean? Are you sure? Found here? l don't understand. What do you mean? -They came as what? -Carla, please, let me explain. l tried to tell you, but l couldn't get the words out. What are you saying? Lucy got sick. l tried to help her. l swear. But l didn't know what-- When were you going to tell me? l talked to Don Fernando. l arranged everything to send Lucy back to Colombia. Arranged? Carla, please. Arranged what? You're not arranging anything. -You keep your hands off my sister. -What's going on? You've done enough! No, you don't understand. What have you done? Fucking little bitches. Carla, listen to me. Please. You were never her friend. Never! -Don't say that. l tried to help her. -Get out now! l tried to help her. l swear. Get out! -Maria, let's go. -Just go, please. -Get them out already! -Forgive me. Get out! Please leave. Get out! Get out! What do you want to do? lt's ringing. Hello. This is Maria Alvarez. Yes, she's with me. Where the fuck did you think you were going with the stash? -Bitches! -But, we-- But nothing! Where are the fucking pellets? Come on! Let her go. -What about yours? -ln my purse. She should have 50 and the other one 62. They're all here. All right, it's all good. What about our money? You think we owe you? After you went running from the hotel? But we called you. You got lucky. l was about to tell Javier that you ran off with the goods. But you have all the pellets. That's right. We have them. We couldn't give a fuck about you. We still need that money. Really? l see. You need the money? You really need the money? Know what? Give it to them. Take it. Come on. Here. Make sure it's all there. When you get back to Colombia, be sure to tell Javier how nice l was. You better not fuck around on your next trip. Got it? You've been trained now. What about Lucy's money? What about it? -l want to give it to her family. -You've got nothing to do with that. You have her pellets. That's none of your business. She died doing this. They found her body. l just want to give her sister the money. No fucking way. She deserves a proper burial. After what you did to her... it's your responsibility. Fuck that. She knew what she was doing. lt's not on us. -Of course-- -Shut the fuck up, bitch! Get out. Now! And this is so Carla can send Lucy back to Colombia. Okay. lf that's what she wants. One minute, please. l'll be back in a minute. Excuse me. l'm sorry. l didn't mean to disturb you. l'm going back to Colombia. l just wanted to say goodbye to Lucy. She looks pretty. l don't understand why she never said anything. We grew so far apart. Blanca.

Can I play? Do you have any marbles? Yep. OK. Thanks. You're welcome. So, what's your name? Louis. Yours? Alan. You're not from around here, are you? No. I'm here with my parents for the day. What? What's over there? Don't do that. We're not even allowed to be here. Come on. Wait for me. Let's go back down. Nope. Don't! Alan, don't! See? That wasn't so bad. Just don't look down. Louis! Come on. See? It's steady. - Louis! - I can't move! Come on! Alan, help! Wait! Here it comes. Just relax. You're doing great now. All right. Now, just a couple more seconds. Here it comes, sweetie. Just keep eathing. All right, the head's crowning. Very good. Excellent. Here we go. One more big push, sweetie. That's it. Now eathe. It's coming. Push, push, push! Oh, here we go. We have a boy. Oh, is he OK? - He's perfect. - He's fine. He's fine. A beautiful son. Beautiful. He's beautiful. - Are we OK? - He's fine, honey. - He's beautiful. - Oh, he's perfect. Congratulations, Dad. Here he comes. You did really well. Oh, hi. Oh, it's OK. Beautiful baby boy. You did really well. He's got his eyes open. He's looking at you. - What's his name? - Danny. Danny. Danny, come here, sweetie. Get away from the ants. See, we have the best-fed ants in the neighborhood. Come on. Have to do that later. Jason, my guys took your guy's gun. Can't. It's attached to his leg. See? Oh, my God. That's me, man. That's me. Danny, play nice with your other. What's that music you're using? I really dig it. Whatever it is, it's terrific, man. It really... I don't know... suits his life somehow. So, Danny, you still drawing? Nope. No? Didn't you want to grow up to be an artist? That's some of the opening sequence. The rest needs some fixes and tweaks. But right now, he's clocking in at one hour and 40 minutes. Yeah, that's cool. I just wanted to have a look... before the Rememory tomorrow. You know. You've done a hell of a job with him, Mr. Hakman. You've done the son of a bitch right. You're welcome. I don't suppose... There was a fishing trip when we were 13. Just Danny and I and Dad... - At the cape. - Yes, that one. My God, that day is still with me. You requested it specifically. It's there. Well, I'll be off, then. Closing Zoe project D. Monroe, rough cut 6. Opening D. Monroe, scene 127-Q. Jesus Christ! I told you to shut up! Danny! Danny, stop! You... You deserve this, bitch! No! No! God! Please... please... No! Stop! No! You're killing me! Stop! Scene 127-Q deleted. EYE Tech introduces... the ninth generation of the Zoe implant... from our family to yours. Do you think we'll be able to afford one? Yep. I hope so. Well, we can save. It's worth it, I think. Excuse me. This girl was a complete wreck. Drinking, drugs, in and out of schools. Then she turns 21... and she finds out about her Zoe implant. Complete 180. She's born again. Her knowing that someone would one day watch... transforms her into this kind, gentle, loving person. So, what happened? She committed suicide. Took a dive off her balcony... twenty-seven floors straight onto her head. The implant was instantly vaporized. Charming story, Hasan. Please do go on. Alan! This is a rare treat. Alan! Michael, this is Alan Hakman. - Hi. - Hi. It's an honor to meet you. Mike is my new assistant. What happened to Eddie? Eddie freaked out on me. Strung too tight. Hey, Alan, have you seen these? They are all over town. These anti-Zoe hippies always seemed a little crazy to me. But now they just seem crazy. Listen... It is not our place to see through other people's eyes. That is for God and God alone. Anyway, how's the Monroe project coming? Fine. - Just fine? - Just fine. Michael, it's your great privilege... to meet this man. He's the best cutter in town. - Who's your assistant? - I don't have an assistant. I have a friend that's looking to get into the racket. I don't work with an assistant. You have something for me, Thelma? Straight to business. I got a job last week that I passed on... and I think it's right up your alley. You know Charles Bannister? His widow is looking for a cutter. Bannister, the EYE Tech lawyer? He was out jogging and his heart collapsed. Wait a minute. EYE Tech let that footage out? Jennifer Bannister won the lawsuit against them... and claimed her husband's implant. She insisted on having her own cutter, too. And with good reason. We could have taken that job. After Caldwell, our schedule is wide open. I don't like the ugly stuff. It gives me nightmares. And this pig Bannister... he's human garbage. I took one look at the footage and sent it straight back. She only hired me because you were busy with Monroe. It's you she really wants. - I'm available. - Good. Our friend Alan... that's his specialty, so to speak. If you can't bear to look at it, he will. I'll tell her you'll come by tomorrow. She'll be expecting you. We should actually go. Oh, yes. Rememory is in two days... and we're still cutting picture. Goddamn last-minute jobs. Thelma, come on. It keeps you young. Alan. Hasan. Oh, hey, Alan. I've been working on... this new sorting program for the Guillotine... and I would really love to get your feedback on it. Maybe another time. Yeah, maybe some other time. Put it in archives very gently. - Sure. - All right. Delila, is suicide under self-help? What are you doing here? I just wanted to talk. I'm busy. Store's still open. It's the 11:30 rush. Books are flying off the shelf. We close in 20 minutes. This is exciting. You've never had me over before. You've always wanted to see my work. Well, you're always working. I'm curious about what takes up all your time. Guillotine. You're like a mortician... or a priest... or a taxidermist. All of them. I mean... you get to see life upon life. Most of us get only one, if that. What are people's lives like? Do they make any sense? It all seems so massive and so random. Have you ever been to a Rememory? No. Well... Once, a few years ago. Whose? My ex-boyfriend. But I couldn't take it. I didn't stay. Why not? Because it just wasn't... It wasn't him. And I wanted to remember him my way. Sit down. Thank you. It's like you read my mind, Alan. I have this recurring dream where I'm aging backwards. Wow. What about all the bits in between? It's a miniature. Concise, symmetrical. That's the way the world looks to me... the way I see it. How do you do this? It's what I was meant to do. You were meant to live your own life, too. - Hey. - Hey. The house was big... enormous... like this one. We didn't care whose house it was. It felt dangerous to be there. It felt exciting. I can see the grass. I can hear it crunching beneath our feet. And then the sprinklers came on... all around us... and we ran. I remember that like it was yesterday. Do you recall any moments with your daughter? This isn't long ago. We were watching Isabel in a school talent show. She was wonderful that night. I think Charles and I both felt... what an amazing thing a family was. We felt it together. She was up there on that stage. Oh, goodness. Excuse me. I know this is very hard, Mrs. Bannister... but it's important. It's the foundation of a cutter's work. I need you and your family... to help me choose those moments you want to keep. I won't be able to do your husband justice... if I don't understand him through you. I heard you were the best... that you would know how to handle Charles. My husband was a great man, Mr. Hakman. He deserves to be remembered as a great man. After my initial cut... I will need to speak with Isabel. Is that necessary? There's nothing that any one of you can tell me... that I won't know very soon. Of course. Yes. Rom. Please call EYE Tech storage. Tell them Mr. Hakman will be dropping by. Very good, ma'am. Thank you. I've... I've seen Rememories where the cutters were careless. They had no respect for the dead. The dead mean nothing to me, Mrs. Bannister. I took this project because I respect the living. Remember for yourself! Live for today! You are blasphemous, you freak! Why don't you people go home? Just go home! Show some respect! Open your eyes! I'm sorry, Mrs. Monroe. It's never been this bad before. So... this is him, huh? That's him. Caroline, are you all right? You did very well. Oh, hi. Oh, it's OK. He's got his eyes open. He's looking at you. - What's his name? - Danny. - Hi, Danny. - Oh, careful. Hey, Daniel, we got some visitors for you. Look. Everybody's here. Look. - There's your grandma. - Look. That's Grandma. How are you feeling, Eliza? I'm good. I'm really good. - Excellent. - Look what I made. That looks really good, Danny. Now go wash out your ush. Hi! Come on, Uncle. Bring a steak for us. Sit in the shade, honey. So, Danny, you still drawing? Nope. No? Didn't you want to grow up to be an artist? Not anymore. No? What did you want to be, then? A doctor. A doctor, eh? Clever kid. That'll keep you in the bucks. Why a doctor? Because I want to help people when they're hurt. Would you listen to this little kid? You got a good heart, Danny. And that's all you need in life. Come on. Be a good boy and eat your lunch. Now I make the incision here. Hand me the number 17, please. Actually, Professor, I think the number 12... would be more appropriate. Yes. Correct. The number 12. Thank you, Mr. Monroe. Hello there. I'm Dr. Daniel Monroe. I've seen you around the hospital these last few days and I couldn't help but notice the most beautiful woman here. I was wondering if maybe you'd like to join me... for dinner sometime. That might be nice. You lasted longer than I thought you would. Come on, Danny boy. It's a strange profession you have, isn't it, Alan? You take people's lives, make lies out of them. Fletcher. It's been a long time. Eight years. Yeah. I don't have time to catch up right now. Come on! Speech! - Say something. - Speech. I want to thank all of you. I mean that. This is the best birthday I have ever had. How can you handle it, Alan? People sleeping and shitting... people stealing from each other... manipulating each other... the obscenity. I can't talk. I'm working. Well, now... I'm hurt. That's not why I'm here. I'm booked solid for the next two months. No, no, no. I don't have a job lead for you. You do have something that I need, though. What could I possibly have that you want? I know you've taken the Bannister project... and I want it. Wow. I thought you'd given up cutting. I'm offering you $500,000 in cash. Oh, what? The code? Would you forget the damn code and grow up? This is real life now. Hey, did you change the color of our fishing boat? - I would never do that. - Are you sure? Because I remember it being green, not red. Weird. All my memories in that boat... have it being green. It just blew my mind. Maybe it was green. Will you excuse me? I have to go. OK. Rush, rush, rush. Beautiful work, Mr. Hakman. I'll keep you in mind for me. Ah, yes, the questions. I remember it differently. Are you sure that's what happened? Some of us still live by the code, Fletcher. We didn't walk away. We have what it takes. And what does it take, Alan? Delusion? Obsession? Guilt? No, I don't have any of those... not as much as you do. I'll be in touch. Wait! He was such a good father, too. When his son had the mumps? Oh, my God! My heart was in my throat. That part with the partners. Could you believe that? It's the Rememory your husband deserved, Caroline. He really was someone special. Thank you, Nathalie. Yeah! Danny! Danny! Excuse me. Mr. Hakman. Mrs. Monroe. Why are they tattooed like that? I'm not sure. They're so grotesque, aren't they? Sorry about your loss. Thank you. Look! It's the cutter! Open your eyes! Hey! Back off! Back off! Keep your distance. Receiving Zoe footage, Charles Bannister. Processing 544,628 life hours. Sorting life files. Childhood... sleep... puberty... eating... awkward phase... romantic life... temptation... personal hygiene... religion... tragedy... wedding... masturbation... fears... athletics... growth spurt... university... violence... school... courtship... career... ...these documents... and I'm quite concerned about EYE Tech's liability. I think if any of this were to get out... it could be quite devastating. We do have $1.2 billion that we wish to invest... and I'm just wondering, with EYE Tech, if there's... What do you think? I love it. Thank you, Charles. Hey, Joey, come help me build a sandcastle. Here. Use my shovel. Happy anniversary, honey. Is it keys? Hi, baby. You still awake? No. Daddy loves you so much. You know that. I love you, too, Dad. Do you want to come down to my study? I'd like to show you what I'm working on. What are you working on? It's a new case. Come on. OK. So, how was school today? Good. We read a book about Kipper, the Sparky Dog. Kipper, the Sparky Dog? He's a very happy dog. Daddy? What, sweetie? Can I have a pet? Well, maybe. What kind of pet? Maybe a kitty. A kitty? Of course. Go on in, honey. - Daddy? - Yes, sweetie? I want to go back to bed. In a little while, baby. In a little while. Daddy loves you so much. You know that. And I love you, too, Dad. Thank you. Wasn't she wonderful? - You look lovely, honey. - Thank you. I'll tell Rom to ing up some more champagne. - Fine. - Would you like one, sir? No, thank you. Isabel wanted to stay up and say hello... but the poor thing fell asleep. It's a beautiful picture. She's a very ight little girl. Yes, she is. Jennifer and I are very lucky. We're very fortunate. We're looking forward to spending... So, what's your name? Louis. Yours? Alan. Identity match. Searching. Come on. No, I can't move. I can't move! I know you've taken the Bannister project... and I want it. I found something, Delila. I mean, in a new project. Something very important, and I have to explore it. It's... A new cutting project? That's what you're talking to me about, Alan? Well, more than that. Alan, you've seen so much life... and somehow you miss the point. I mean, I haven't even heard from you... since that night at your apartment. I need you. Why? Why do you need me? There's no place for me with you. You haven't even made room for yourself. You have to separate yourself from that machine. Yeah. Yeah. Alan? Alan. You look like shit. What happened to your face? This? Rather not elaborate. Come in. I mean, you decided that this scene, this event... is what made this woman who she was. You've taken this woman's entire life... and drawn a straight line from this particular moment. How can you make a decision like that? Whittling a life down to one... Michael, we have to make story decisions. Otherwise, there will be no Rememories. Yeah, I still don't buy it. You don't have to buy it. You just have to do it. Trust me. Alan, darling, you look spooked. Sorry about the place. The kid's mess. I need to speak with you alone. Michael, honey, would you run down to the store... and buy us some cigarettes? We've got eight packs already. Then go and return them, sweetheart. We don't need so many. He's an emotional one. Now... are you all right? I saw Fletcher yesterday. Really? Yeah. Fletcher. Now, he was a great assistant. What happened to him after he quit? He seems changed. We kept in touch for a few years... and then his sister Laura... You remember Laura. She had a son, died of leukemia. He was only twelve. She never got over it. She spent days and days watching his unedited Zoe footage... stopped speaking to everyone. And then she didn't even recognize who Fletcher was. After that, he dropped off the map completely. Think he could be involved with anti-implant groups? I've heard rumors... talk of them being organized by an ex-cutter. I never thought it could be Fletcher. He wants to buy Bannister's footage. These anti-implant groups have become like religious fanatics. They gave Michael one hell of a beating last night. So it's not just talk anymore. You know, if they want Bannister's life... the bastard's not worth fighting for. Give the footage back to his widow. Let her deal with it. I can't give it back. There's someone in that project I haven't seen for years. I hate when that happens. Oh, yeah. He's at a party, in a crowd... never mentioned by name. I've got to find him, though. He's not a main character in Bannister's life. It'll take the Guillotine days... to track his face through the footage. Who is this person? Just someone from my childhood. Bannister's life is my only lead. OK. Go through the family, snoop around... tell them you're doing research for the project. It might be faster than waiting for the Guillotine. Be careful, Alan. So... how is it that you and I know each other again? We don't. That's the wrong answer, pal. We share a mutual friend. Billy Finch. Billy who? Don't play games. I know you better than that. I know all your little secrets, Oliver. How do you know my name? I know that you suffocated those kittens when you were 13. I know that that scar on your head was self-inflicted... and I know that you sold Billy the gun... that he killed his other with. They say that friends help you move... but good friends help you move bodies, don't they? I just want what Billy wanted. A gun. Take it. Take it. And these. Take these. Take them all. Please go, OK? Just go. Thank you, Ollie. Take care. I'm here. Is this why you wanted to meet me here? I thought it would be safer this way. How's Thelma doing? I can't give you Bannister, and you know I can't. It's unbelievable, when you think about it. One in twenty of these people has an implant. How will that baby remember his mother years from now? Will he remember the special moments between them... or moments someone like you decides are special? My job is to help people remember... what they want to remember, Fletcher. Ah. Oh, that's noble. But I don't think you understand the scope of the damage. There is no way to measure... the profound effect the Zoe implant has had... on the way people relate to each other. Am I being filmed? Should I say this or not? What'll they think in 30 years if I do this or that? What about the simple right not to be photographed? The right not to pop up in some guy's Rememory... without even knowing you were being filmed? I didn't invent the technology. If people didn't want it, they wouldn't buy it, Fletcher. It fulfills a human need. Alan, you take murderers and make them saints. That's why we need Charles Bannister. He was a public figure for EYE Tech... their star attorney... well respected, loved his family... gave to charity, and if you get through with him... that's all anyone will ever know. But Bannister is the first EYE Tech employee... whose implant has left the confines of the corporation. His widow fought for that. We know she's hiding something about him and his daughter... and we're gonna find it. EYE Tech's hands aren't clean. Bannister's implant is evidence. So you want to destroy EYE Tech with a scandal? Absolutely. The press would go apeshit. He's the perfect candidate. I must have his footage. Is this about your sister? Don't even say her name. You don't know anything about that. She has nothing to do with it. These implants distort personal history... and therefore all history... and I will not stand by while the past is rewritten... for the sake of pleasant Rememories. Tell me something. Why is your name the first on the list... for cutting scumbags and lowlifes? Because I forgive people long after... they could be punished for their sins. I know what you do. Why do you do it? Do you know what a sin eater is? It's part of an ancient tradition. When someone would die, they would call for a sin eater. Sin eaters were social outcasts, marginals. They would lay out the body... put ead and salt on the chest... coins upon the eyes. The sin eater would eat the ead and salt... take the coins as payment. By doing this, the eater absorbed... the sins of the deceased, cleansing their soul... and allowing them safe passage into the afterlife. That was their job. And what about the sin eater... who bears the burden of all those wrongs? Are you worried about my soul, Fletcher? I will have Bannister. I can't give him to you. You see that man behind me? I don't want to ing him into this conversation... but I will if you leave me no other choice. Alan! Alan! Do you remember the moment... you first fell in love with your husband? Goodness. How can you answer a question like that? The pier? Yes, the pier. He had taken me down to the pier. It was springtime. We were walking, and he was going on... This was during college? Yes, I was in college... and I remember, I looked up at him... and I thought, this is the man... I want to spend the rest of my life with. I just have one more question. There was a man at one of your parties. - A man? - Yes. A man with glasses. You may have noticed them. They're very thick glasses. Thick glasses? Mr. Hakman, how is this relevant? Minor people I don't even know have no place in the Rememory. Family... career... community. That's all I want. Cut everything else. Maybe I could speak with Isabel? Right now? It would be very helpful. Yes, of course. Isabel? Remember what I told you? Mr. Hakman wants to talk to you about Daddy. It's for Daddy's Rememory. Mrs. Bannister? We have a problem with the caterers. Hi, Isabel. Hello, Mr. Hakman. Mr. Hakman. That's very formal. My name is Alan. Beautiful house. What's going on in there? Birthday party for Mr. Froggy. Do you think Mr. Froggy would mind... if I took you away from the party for a minute? OK. Who's that in your arms? My doll. Oh. What's her name? She doesn't have a name. She's just a doll. See? Isabel, your daddy... My daddy is the best daddy in the world. He had a really big meeting one day... but instead, he took me horseback riding. He would read me stories before bed every night. Sometimes he would make it up as he went along... and I knew, but I didn't care. Your mom said I was here to talk about your dad. But we don't have to do that if you don't want. I don't want. OK. Then we won't. When I was a little older than you... I lost both my parents. Not many people know what you're feeling. Not many people understand. But I do. You don't want me nosing around, asking questions. And you're right. OK. Alan... it's not really Mr. Froggy's birthday. It's in a week. Can I ask one question? And then I'm gone. There was a man at one of your parents' parties. The thing that's special about this man... is he wore glasses that were very, very thick. They're almost like the bottom of a glass bottle. Mr. Hunt. I took him the invitation. Mr. Hunt? Was his name Louis Hunt? He was my teacher. Really? What does he teach? He doesn't teach anymore. He died in a car accident a year ago. It was very sad. Did you have a Rememory, like for your father? I don't know. We just had a day at school where we talked about him. Thank you, Isabel. Alan? Are you gonna fix what my daddy can remember? In a way... yes. Can you make him forget that I... that I drew on his contract with crayon? I will. And that I pulled Dottie's hair so hard... that she cried. Will he forget that? He'll forget. But make sure you don't. Hey, Alan... would you relax? There's nobody following us, all right? This is a really big favor I'm doing for you. You're lucky my cousin Karim is working late tonight. Thank you. So, what's this guy's name? Louis Hunt. If he had an implant... there will be a record of it in here. I could lose my job, letting cutters in here. Come on, Karim. Would I get you in trouble? They can track anyone accessing data from a computer, so this is the best I can do. Please hurry. Wait. These are genealogies. I don't know his family tree. How do I use this? Hard copies are sorted by series numbers... alphabetically on the boxes... and then arranged by implant date. He's the same age as I am... so it would be a 1500 series. 2000. Oh, great. Hunt. No Hunt. Alan! Alan, are you OK? I'm fine. OK. Hello, Mr. And Mrs. Hakman... and welcome to the EYE Tech family. You've made an important decision. You've purchased a Zoe implant for your unborn son. What does that mean? Immortality. No longer do our most cherished moments together... have to fade and disappear over time. Remember, the Zoe implant is entirely organic... and since it grows... with your baby's ain and nerve centers... it's virtually undetectable. When is the right time to tell your child... about their miraculous gift? By their 21st birthday... most carriers are mature enough to understand... and from then on, your son can live his life... knowing that always and forever... his experiences and adventures will be revisited and relished, and that's what great memories are made of. Congratulations. Oh, my God. That's me, man. That's me. You take people's lives, make lies out of them. My daddy is the best daddy in the world. It's unbelievable when you think about it. One in twenty of these people has an implant. When is the right time to tell your child... about their miraculous gift? What are people's lives like? Do they make any sense? It all seems so massive and so random. This is real life now. Don't do that. We're not even allowed to be here. You take murderers and make them saints. Everybody's here! - Just someone from my childhood. - Remember for yourself! What about the sin eater bears the burden... Get out of my head! Oh, no. Oh, Alan... your phone call had me so worried. I saw the mirror. What happened to you? I saw something. All right. You cannot let your work get to you like this. Please don't leave. What have you got to eat in this dump? Not much. Try looking in the cupboards. The cupboard. I saw that in a project I was working on. An herbalist. It looked interesting. That's disgusting. Well... I guess we order out, then. I want to show you something. I've never shown it to anyone. What is this? Some implants have a defect. They can't differentiate between what the eye sees... and what the mind sees. What? What were these? Dreams? Yeah, dreams. Daydreams. Hallucinations. It's so beautiful. Where are you off to, Alan? Let's do this. Oh, no. Not now. There's somebody up there. This has to be clean. No mess. Clean, dirty. It's all the same to me. I think he's a cutter. You want to do him? Yeah, I'll do him. Hi. You can follow her. Now, you know how this works? No, not at all. OK. We draw synth tattoos... with electrosynthetic ink. And it creates a magnetic field... which interferes with the Zoe implant... blocking it from recording audio or video... from that point on. Now, first we do the audio tattoo... and we wait a week. If you don't get a migraine and your system takes it... then we'll do the video tattoo. Do I have to cover my whole face? No. Those guys... they're just young and angry. You want it discreet. Very. Yeah. Will this hurt? Oh, yeah. Fletcher? I'm armed. What's the matter, Delila? You know that recurring dream I have? You know that recurring dream I have? Where I get younger and younger? I had it again. I make you happy? Yeah. Well, I make myself miserable. That's just because you're silly. You're silly. How can you not be happy right now? I think the first books I read were really, really sad. Why do they make children's books so sad? They're always terribly tragic. Not so hard to make this thing play disks. Not so hard at all. - Delila... - Shut up! That was my old boyfriend, you bastard. Is that why you wanted to be with me? Because you saw some proof that I'm to your liking? No. These moments... they belong to me, Alan. The good and the bad. They're mine and his! Who are you to take them away from me? No! No! Don't touch me! A gun. Who are you? Please, please, no. Who are you, Alan? No! No! No! Why did you do that? Mine! You're still here. Alan, this thing is junked. The implant itself is severed. God himself could not retrieve that footage... and you know that. Then we have to access a different life. OK. Well, where is it? My implant. What? The one in my head. You want to take a shot, too? Everybody else has. I deserved that one. You deserve a lot more than that, Hakman. Why didn't you tell us, Alan? Because I didn't know until I found the files at EYE Tech. I never thought my parents could afford one. Turns out, they took a loan to get it. How could you not know? Because they died before they told me. They never got around to it. You know the code, Alan. It's one of our central tenets. A cutter cannot have a Zoe implant. I need to access that footage. I need it right now. Yeah? Well, that's impossible. Oh, no, it's possible. It was done before by you. An attempt to access footage while a carrier was still alive. Yeah. I performed that... and the woman never recovered, Alan. And I will not try that again. Then you know what it's like to be haunted. One memory... one single incident has made me who I am. It won't leave me be. The guilt tears me apart... but now I got a chance to find out the truth. I have to take it. Alan, you ought an implant amongst us. Why should I help you? If I try it myself, I'll die. And I will try it myself. We've been friends for too long, my dear. I can't let you kill yourself, can I? But you understand, you can never cut again. Yeah. The last time I tried this, the woman's nervous system... shut down immediately. It couldn't handle it. She was a blank for the rest of her life. Now, remember... I can't copy anything into a hard drive. You can only watch. You know exactly which scene you're going to? I sure do. You have five minutes. Anything longer than that is just too risky. OK. Christie. I remember her. It's me. Alan. Almost there. There we are. Come and get me. Let's go back down. Don't! I'll meet you back on the ground floor. Hold on. I'm coming. No. Wait. Wait. It isn't steady anymore. Louis, please, just stop. I can't move! OK, Louis, you can make it. Just a few more steps. Grab my hand! Wait! Alan... - We're done! We're done! - Alan, unplug it. I can't. Alan! Alan! Alan? I'm all right. Do you have any idea how close you came? I saw him. I tried to help. I told him to turn around. He wouldn't listen. He fell, but... he was eathing. It wasn't blood. It was paint. Now I remember. Thank you. Looking for this? The implant's history. You better find yourself another perfect candidate. Do you know how much planning it took... to make Bannister's footage available? Do you? He died of a coronary complication. I was the complication. Or didn't you get to that part yet? I guess no one will. I bet he still keeps good notes. Don't you, Alan? All of it? All of it. It was a terrible accident. Sometimes the older Guillotines can damage a Zoe implant. There's no replacing your husband's life. He deserved a Rememory... and a place in your Zoe family tree. I'm sorry. You will... waive your fee? Of course. And you'll never speak of Charles to anyone? What can one do? Accidents will happen. Perhaps some things are best forgotten. Perhaps. God, Isabel, you scared me. Isabel, honey, what's the matter? Isabel. Isabel, what... What's wrong, honey? Isabel. A friend? Yeah. Something like that. I hear you're not cutting anymore. I've had enough of other people's lives. Stop, Alan. I can't let you go. What now? Word travels fast in my circles. Word is, a cutter came in for a synth tattoo. Word is that cutter is you. You saw that implant. It was destroyed. It's useless. You. Bannister's footage is gone, but you've seen his life. It's encrypted into your implant. Will you look at that? Come and get me. He had a very big meeting one day... but he took me horseback riding instead. He would read me stories every night. Sometimes he would make it up as he went along... and I knew, but I didn't care. Your mom said I was here to talk about your dad. We don't need to do that if you don't want to. - Daddy? - Yes, sweetie? - Alan, please! - I want to go back to bed. - It's John's birthday. - We'll have meatballs. Italian. You love Italian. A toast. - Happy birthday, John. - Happy birthday, Fletcher. Thanks, Alan. Alan, put the newspaper down. Come on. You gonna lighten up and be gay for a moment? It's for the greater good, Alan. Your life will mean something. I promise.

-Can I play? -Do you have any marbles? Okay. -Thanks. -You're welcome. -So, what's your name? -Louis. -Yours? -Alan. You're not from around here, are you? No, I'm here with my parents for the day. What? What's over there? Don't do that. We're not even allowed to be here. Come on! Wait for me! Let's go back down. Nope. Don't! Alan, don't! You see? That wasn't so bad. Just don't look down. Louis! Come on! See? It's steady. -Louis! -I can't move! Come on! Alan! Help! Wait. Here it comes. Just relax. You're doing fine, honey. All right now, just a couple of more seconds. Good girl. Here it comes, sweetie. Just keep-keep eathing. Now the head's crowning. Very good. -Excellent. Oh, here we go. -One more big push, sweetie. That's it. Now eathe. -It's coming. -Now push! Push! Oh, here it comes. Beautiful. You have a boy! -Oh, is he okay? -Oh, he's perfect. -He's fine. He's fine. -You have a beautiful son. He's beautiful. Beautiful. -Is he okay? -He's fine, honey. He's beautiful. He's beautiful. He's perfect. Congratulations, Dad. Here he comes. Oh, you did very well. Oh, hi. Oh, it's okay... Beautiful baby boy. You did really well. He's got his eyes open. He's looking at you. -What's his name? -Is Danny. -Hi, Danny. -Oh, be careful. Danny? Danny? Come here, sweetie, get away from the ants. See, we have the best fed ants in the neighborhood. Come on. We'll have to do that later, after the party. Jason, my guy took your guy's gun. Can't. It's attached to his leg, see? Oh, my God. That's me, man. That's me. Danny, play nice with your other. What's that music you're using? I really dig it. Well, whatever it is... it's terrific, man. It really... I don't know... suits his life somehow. So, Danny, you still drawing? -Nope. -No? Didn't you want to grow up to be an artist? That's some of the opening sequence. The rest needs some fixes and tweaks. But right now he's clocking in at one hour and forty minutes. Yeah, that's cool. I just wanted to have a look before the Rememory tomorrow. You've done a hell of a job with him, Mr. Hakman. You've done the son of a bitch right. You're welcome. I don't suppose... there was a fishing trip when we were thirteen... just Danny and I and Dad? -At the Cape. -Yes, that one. My God, that day is still with me. You requested it specifically. It's there. Well... I'll be off then. Closing Zoe Project D. Monroe, rough cut six. Opening D. Monroe Scene 127-Q. -Danny! Wait! -I told you to shut up! Danny! Danny, stop! You... You deserve it, bitch! No! God! Please! Please don't! No! No! You're crazy! Scene 127-Q deleted. EYE Tech introduces the ninth generation of the Zoe implant. From our family to yours. Do you think we'll be able to afford one? I hope so. We can save. It's worth, right, Dick? Excuse me. This girl was a complete wreck. Drinking, drugs, in and out of schools. Then she turns 21 and she finds out about her Zoe implant. Complete one-eighty. She's born again. Her knowing that someone would one day watch... transforms her into this kind, gentle, loving person. So what happened? She committed suicide. Took a dive off her balcony... twenty-seven floors, straight onto her head. The implant was instantly vaporized. Charming story, Hasan. Please do go on. Alan! This is a rare treat. Alan! Michael, this is Alan Hakman. It's an honor to meet you. Mikey's my new assistant. -What happened to Eddie? -Eddie freaked out on me. Strung too tight. Alan, have you seen these? They are all over town. These anti-Zoe hippies always seemed a little crazy to me. But now they just seem ca-razy. Listen. 'It is not our place to see through other people's eyes. That is for God and God alone.' Anyway, how's the Monroe project coming? -Fine. -Just fine? Just fine. Michael, it is your great privilege to meet this man. -He's the best Cutter in town. -Who's your assistant? I don't have an assistant. 'Cause I have a friend that's looking to get into the racket. -She's really talented... -I don't work with an assistant. You have something for me, Thelma? Straight to business. I got a job last week that I passed on... and I think it's right up your alley. You know Charles Bannister? His widow's looking Cutter. Bannister, the EYE Tech lawyer? He was out jogging and his heart collapsed. Wait a minute. EYE Tech let that footage out? Jennifer Bannister won the lawsuit against them... and claimed her husband's implant. She insisted on having her own Cutter, too. And with good reason. We could've taken that job, you know? After Caldwell, our schedule's wide open. I don't like the ugly stuff. It gives me nightmares. And this pig Bannister, he's human garbage. I took one look at the footage and sent it straight back. Anyway, she only hired me because you were busy with Monroe. -It's you she really wants. -I'm available. Good. Our friend, Alan, that's his specialty, so to speak. If you can't bear to look at it, he will. I'll tell her you'll come by tomorrow. She'll be expecting you. -We should actually go. -Oh, yes. Rememory's in two days and we're still cutting picture. -Goddamn last-minute jobs. -Thelma, come on. It keeps you young. Alan. Hasan. Alan. Alan... I've been working on this new program for the Guillotine... and I would really love to get your feedback on it. Maybe another time. Yeah, maybe some other time. -Put it in archives, very gently. -Sure. -All right. -Delila? Is 'suicide' under 'self-help'? -What are you doing here? -I just want to talk. I'm busy. -The store's still open. -Yes. -It's the eleven-thirty rush. -Books are flying off the shelf. We close in twenty minutes. This is exciting. You've never had me over before. -You asked to see my work. -Well, you're always working. I'm curious about what takes up all your time. Guillotine. You're like a mortician. Or a priest. Or a taxidermist. All of them. I mean... you get to see life upon life. Most of us get only one, if that. What are people's lives like? Do they make any sense? It all seems so massive and so random. Have you ever been to a Rememory? No. Well... -once a few years ago. -Whose? My ex-boyfriend. But I couldn't take it. I didn't stay. Why not? Because it just wasn't... It wasn't him. And I wanted to remember him my way. Sit down. Thank you. It's like you read my mind, Alan. I have this recurrent dream, where I'm aging backwards. What about all the bits in-between? It's a miniature. Concise. Symmetrical. It's the way the world looks to me. The way I see it. How do you do this? It's what I was meant to do. You were meant to live your own life too. The house was big. Enormous. Like this one. But we didn't care whose house it was. It felt dangerous, to be there. It felt like exciting. I can see the grass. I can hear it crunching beneath our feet. And then the sprinklers came on... All around us. And we ran. I remember that like it was yesterday. Do you recall any moments with your daughter? This wasn't long ago. We were watching Isabel in a school talent show. She was wonderful that night. I think... Charles and I both felt what an amazing thing a family was. We felt it together... while she was up there on that stage. Goodness. Excuse me. I know this is very hard, Mrs. Bannister. But it's important. It's the foundation of a Cutter's work. I need you, your family... to help me choose those moments you want to keep. I won't be able to do your husband justice... if I don't understand him through you. I heard you were the best... that you would know how to handle Charles. My husband was a great man, Mr. Hakman. He deserves to be remembered as a great man. After my initial cut, I will need to speak with Isabel. Is that necessary? There's nothing that any one of you can tell me... -that I won't know very soon. -Of course. Yes. Rom. Please call EYE Tech storage. Tell them Mr. Hakman will be dropping by. Very good, Ma'am. Thank you. I've... I've seen Rememories where the Cutters were careless. They had no respect for the dead. The dead nothing to me, Mrs. Bannister. I took this project because I respect the living. Remember for yourself! Remember for yourself! Live for today! Live for today! Live for today! Live for today! Live for today! Live for today! You are blasphemous! Repent! Why don't you people go home? Just go home! Show some respect! Open your eyes! I'm sorry, Mrs. Monroe. It's never been this bad before. So... this is him, huh? That's him. Carolin, are you alright? Oh, you did really well. Oh, hi. Oh, it's okay. He's got his eyes open. He's looking at you. -What's his name? -Is Danny! -Hi Danny! -Be careful! Hey Danny, we got some visitors for you. Look everybody is here. Look. Look, there's Grandpa. How you doing, Eliza? Okay? -I'm good. I'm really good. -Excellent! Look what I made. That looks really good, Danny. Okay, now go wash out your ush. -So, Danny, you still drawing? -Nope. No? Didn't you want to grow up to be an artist? -Not any more. -No? -What do you want to be then? -A doctor. A doctor? Clever kid. That'll keep you in the bucks. Why a doctor? 'Cause I wanna help people when they hurt. Would you listen to this little kid? Hey, you got a good heart, Danny. And that's all you'll need in life. Now, come on, be a good boy and eat your lunch. Now, we make the incision here. Hand me the number seventeen, please. Actually, Professor, I think... the number twelve would be more appropriate. Yes. Correct. The number twelve. Thank you, Mr. Monroe. Hello there. I'm Doctor Daniel Monroe. I've seen you around the hospital these last few days... and I couldn't help but notice the most beautiful woman here. I was wondering if maybe you'd like to join me... -for dinner sometime? -It would be nice. It's a strange profession you have, isn't it, Alan? You take people's lives, make lies out of them. Fletcher. It's been a long time. Eight years. Well, I don't have time to catch up right now. I want to thank all of you! This is the best birthday I've ever had! Oh, how can you handle it Alan? People sleeping and shitting. People stealing from each other. Manipulating each other. The obscenity! I can't talk. I'm working. Well, now I'm hurt. That's not why I'm here. I'm booked solid for the next two months. No, no, I don't have a job lead for you. Actually, you do have something that I need, though. What could I possibly have that you want? I know you've taken the Bannister project, and I want it. I thought you'd given up cutting. I'm offering you five hundred thousand dollars in cash. Oh, what, the Code? Would you forget the damn Code and grow up? This is real life now. Did you change the color of our fishing boat? -I would never do that. -Are you sure? Because I remember it being green, not red. Weird. Like, all my memories in that boat... have been green. Like, it just blew my mind. Maybe it was green. Will you excuse me? I have to go. Okay. Rush, rush, rush. Beautiful work, Mr. Hakman. I'll keep you in mind for me. Ah, yes, the questions. 'I remember it differently. Are you sure that's what happened?' Some of us still live by the Code, Fletcher. We didn't walk away. We have what it takes. And what does it take, Alan? Delusion? Obsession? Guilt? No, I don't have any of those. Not as much as you do. I'll be in touch. Wait! It's the Rememory your husband deserved Caroline. He really was someone special. Thank you, Natalie. Yeah! Oh, Danny! Danny! Oh! Excuse me. Mr. Hakman? Mrs. Monroe. Why are they tattooed like that? -I'm not sure. -So grotesque, aren't they? I'm sorry about your loss. Thank you. Look! It's the Cutter! Receiving Zoe footage. Charles Bannister. Processing 544.628 life hours. Sorting life files Childhood. Sleep. Puberty. Eating. Awkward face. Romantic life. Temptation. Personal hygiene. Religion. Tragedy. Wedding. Masturbation. Fears. Athletics. Growth rate. University. Violence. School. Courtship. Career. ...for these documents, and I'm quite concerned... about EYE Tech's liability. I think if... any of this were to get out it... could be quite devastating for the corporation. We do have a one point two billion dollars... that we wish to invest. I'm just wondering if EYE Tech... if there's anything to... What do you think? I love it. Thank you, Charles. Charlie! Come help me build a sand castle. -Happy Anniversary. -Is it keys? Dad, I am really a pallbearer? And Dad says... 'You're a pallbearer for sure. Why are you asking? Cause I'm freezing my ass off!' ...actually, you need to make sure... ...you know I can't divulge that kind of information. ...you'll have a car service of course. Yes, sir, but the rhododendrons they needed tending... -Hi, baby. You still awake? -No. Daddy loves you so much. You know that? I love you too, Dad. Do you want to come down to my study? I'd like to show you what I'm working on. -What are you working on? -Well, it's a new case. Come on. Okay. -So how was school today? -Good. We read a book about Kibbie the Sparky Dog. Kibbie the Sparky Dog? He's a very happy dog. -Daddy? -What, sweetie? -Can I have a pet? -Oh, maybe. -What kind of pet? -Maybe a kitty. A kitty? Of course. Go on in, honey. -Daddy? -Yes, sweetie? -I want to go back to bed. -In a little while, baby. In a little while. Daddy loves you so much. You know that? I love you too, Dad. Thank you. Wasn't she wonderful? -You look lovely, honey. -Thank you. I'll tell Rom to ing up some more champagne. Fine. -Would you like it, sir? -No, Thank you. Isabel wanted to stay up and say hello... but the poor thing fell asleep. It's a beautiful picture. She's a very ight little girl. Yes, she is. Jennifer and I are very lucky. We're very fortunate. We're looking forward to spending... -So, what's your name? -Louis. -Yours? -Alan. Image locked. Identity match. Searching. Come on! No. I can't move! I can't move! I know you've taken the Bannister project... and I want it. I found something, Delila. I mean, in a new project. Something very important. And I have to explode. It's... A new cutting project? That's what you're talking to me about, Alan? -Well, more than that. -Alan... you've seen so much life, and, somehow... you've missed the point. I haven't heard from you since that night in your apartment. I need you. Why? Why do you need me? There's no place for me with you. You haven't even made room for yourself. You have to separate yourself from that machine. Alan? Alan. You look like shit. -What happened to your face? -This? Rather not elaborate. Come in. I mean, you decided that this scene, this event... is what made this woman who she was! You've taken this woman's entire life... and drawn a straight line from this particular moment. How can you make a decision like that? -Boiling a life down to one... -Michael. We have to make story decisions. Otherwise, there will be no Rememory. Yeah, I just... I still don't buy it. Well, you don't have to buy it. You just have to do it. Trust me. Alan, darling, you look spooked. Sorry 'bout the place. The kid's a mess. I need to speak with you alone. Michael, honey, would you run down to the store... and buy us some cigarettes? We've got eight packs already. Well, then go and return them, sweetheart. We don't need so many. He's an emotional one. Now... are you all right? I saw Fletcher yesterday. Really? Fletcher. Now he was a great assistant. What happened to him after he quit? He seems changed. We kept in touch for a few years... and then his sister Laura, you remember Laura. She had a son, died of leukemia. He was only 12. She never got over it. She'd spend days and days... watching his unedited Zoe footage... and stopped speaking to everyone. Then she didn't even recognize who Fletcher was. After that, he dropped off the map completely. Do you think he could be involved with anti-implant groups? I've heard rumors... talk of them being organized by an ex Cutter. I never thought it could be Fletcher. He wants to buy Bannister's footage. These anti-implant groups have become like religious fanatics. They gave Michael one hell of a beating last night. So it's not just talk anymore. You know, if they want Bannister's life... the bastard's not worth fighting for. Give the footage back to his widow. Let her deal with it. I can't give it back. There's someone in that project I haven't seen for years. -I hate when that happens. -Oh, yeah. He's at a party, in a crowd. Never mentioned by name. I've got to find him, though. He's not a main character in Bannister's life. It'll take the Guillotine days... to track his face through the footage. Who is this person? Just someone from my childhood. Bannister's life is my only lead. Okay. Go through the family. Snoop around. Tell them... you're doing research for the project. Might be faster than waiting for the Guillotine. Be careful, Alan. So... how is it that you and I know each other again? We don't. That's the wrong answer, pal. We share a mutual friend, Billy Finch. -Billy who? -Don't play games. I know you're better than that. I know all your little secrets, Oliver. How do you know my name? I know you suffocated those kittens when you were thirteen. I know that that scar on your head was self-inflicted. and I know you sold Billy the gun... that he killed his other with. They say friends help you move... but good friends help you move bodies, don't they? I just want what Billy wanted, a gun. Take it. Take it. And these. Take these. Take them all. Please go, okay? Just go. Thank you, Ollie. Take care. I'm here. This is why you wanted to meet me here? I thought it would be safer this way. How's Thelma doing? I can't give you Bannister and you know I can't. It's unbelievable when you think about it. One in twenty of these people has an implant. How will that baby remember his mother years from now? Will he remember the special moments between them... or moments someone like you decides are special? My job is to help people remember... what they want to remember, Fletcher. That's noble. But I don't think... you understand the scope of the damage. There is no way to measure the profound effect... the Zoe implant has had on the way... people relate to each other. 'Am I being filmed?' 'Should I say this or not?' 'What will they think in thirty years if I do this or that?' And what about the simple right not to be photographed? The right not to pop up in some guy's Rememory... without even knowing you were being filmed? I didn't invent the technology. If people didn't want it, they wouldn't buy it, Fletcher. It fulfills a human need. Alan, you take murderers and make them saints! That's why we need Charles Bannister! He was a public figure for EYE Tech, their star attorney. Well-respected. Loved his family. Gave to charity. And if you get through with him... that's all anyone will ever know. But Bannister is the first EYE Tech employee... whose implant has left the confines of the corporation. His widow fought for that! We know she's hiding something about him and his daughter... and we're going to find it. EYE Tech's hands aren't clean. Bannister's implant is evidence. So you want to destroy EYE Tech with a scandal. Absolutely. The press would go apeshit. He's the perfect candidate. I must have his footage. Is this about your sister? Don't even say her name. You don't know anything about that. She has nothing to do with it. These implants distort personal history... and therefore all history. I will not stand by while the past is rewritten... for the sake of pleasant Rememories. Tell me something, why is your name the first on the list... for cutting scumbags and lowlifes? Because I forgive people long after... they can be punished for their sins. I know what you do. Why do you do it? Do you know what a Sin Eater is? It's part of an ancient tradition. When someone would die, they would call for a Sin Eater. Sin Eaters were social outcasts, marginals. They'd lay out the body, put ead and salt on the chest... coins upon the eyes. The Sin Eater would eat the ead and salt... take the coins as payment. By doing this... the Eater absorbed the sins of the deceased... cleansing their souls and allowing them... safe passage into the afterlife. That was their job. And what about the Sin Eater who bears the burden... of all of those wrongs? Are you worried about my soul, Fletcher? -I will have Bannister. -I can't give him to you. You see that man behind me? I don't want to ing him into this conversation... but I will if you leave me no other choice. Alan. Alan! Do you remember the moment you first fell in love... with your husband? Goodness. How can you answer a question like that? -The pier? -Yes, the pier. He had taken me down to the pier. It was springtime... we were walking and he was going on and on... -This was during college? -Yes, I was in college. And I remember I looked up at him and I thought... this is the man I want to spend the rest of my life with. I just have one more question. There was a man at one of your parties... -A man? -Yes, a man with glasses. You may have noticed them, very thick glasses. Thick glasses? Mr. Hakman, how is this relevant? Minor people I don't even know have no place in the Rememory. Family. Career. Community. That's all I want. Cut everything else. Maybe I could speak with Isabel? -Right now? -It would be very helpful. Yes, of course. Isabel? Remember what I told you? Mr. Hakman wants to talk to you about Daddy. -It's for Daddy's Rememory. -Mrs. Bannister... we have a problem with the caterers. -Hi, Isabel. -Hello, Mr. Hakman. Mr. Hakman. That's very formal. My name is Alan. Beautiful house. What's going on in there? A birthday party for Mr. Froggy. Do you think Mr. Froggy would mind... if I took you away from the party for a minute? -Who's that in your arms? -My doll. -What's her name? -She doesn't have a name. She's just a doll, see? Isabel, your daddy... My daddy is the best daddy in the world. He had this really big meeting one day... but instead he took me horseback riding. He would read me stories before bed every night. Sometimes he would make it up as he went along... and I knew but I didn't care. Your mom said I was here to talk about your dad... but we don't have to do that if you don't want. -I don't want. -Okay, then we won't. When I was a little older than you, I lost both of my parents. Not many people know what you're feeling. Not many people understand. But I do. You don't want me nosing around, asking questions. And you're right. Alan, it's not really Mr. Froggy's birthday. It's in a week. Can I ask one question and then I'm gone? There was a man who was at one of your parents' parties. The things that's special about this man... is he wore glasses that were very, very thick. They're almost like the bottom of a glass bottle. Mr. Hunt. I took him the invitation. Mr. Hunt? -Was his name Louis Hunt? -He was my teacher. Really? What does he teach? He doesn't teach anymore... he died in a car accident a year ago. It was very sad. Did you have a Rememory, like for your father? I don't know. We just had a day at school... where we talked about him. Thank you, Isabel. Alan? Are you going to fix what my daddy can remember? In a way, yes. Can you make him forget that I... that I drew on his contract with crayon? I will. And that I pulled Dotty's hair so hard that she cried... will he forget that? He'll forget. But make sure you don't. Hey, Alan... would you relax? There's nobody following us, all right? You know, this is a really big favor I'm doing for you. You're lucky my cousin Karim is working late tonight. Thank you. -So what's this guy's name? -Louis Hunt. Well, if he had an implant... there'll be a record of it in here. I could lose my job letting Cutters in here. Come on, Karim, would I get you in trouble? They can track anyone accessing data from a computer... so this is the best I can do. Please hurry. All right. Wait. These are genealogies. I don't know his family tree. -How do I use this? -No, no. Hard copies are sorted by series numbers. Alphabetically on the boxes and then arranged by implant date. He was the same age as I am, so... 1500 series. Yeah, that's it. Hunt... No 'Hunt'! Alan! -Alan, are you okay? -I'm fine. Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Hakman... and welcome to the EYE Tech family. You've made an important decision. You've purchased a Zoe implant for your unborn son. What does that mean? Immortality. No longer do our most cherished moments together... have to fade and disappear over time. Remember, the Zoe implant is entirely organic... and, since it grows with your baby's ain... and nerve centers, it's virtually undetectable. When is the right time to tell your child... about their miraculous gift? By their 21st birthday... most carriers are mature enough to understand. And from then on, your son can live his life... knowing that always and forever... his experiences and adventures... will be revisited and relished. And that's what great memories are made of. Congratulations. Oh, my God! That's me, man. That's me. You take people's lives, make lies out of them. My daddy is the best daddy in the world. It's unbelievable when you think about it. One in 20 of these people has an implant. When is the right time to tell your child... -about their miraculous gift? -Cut everything else. -That's all I want. -What are people's lives like? Do they make any sense? It all seems so massive, so random. -This is real life now. -Don't do that. We're not... -even allowed to be here. -Come on! You take murderers and make them saints! -Who is this person? -He's someone from my childhood. And what about the Sin Eater... who bears the burden of all those wrongs? Get out of my head! Alan... your phone call had me so worried. I saw the mirror. -What happened to you? -I saw something. All right, you cannot let your work get to you like this. Please don't leave. So, what've you got to eat in this dump? Not much. Try looking in the cupboards. The cupboard. I saw that in a project I was working on. An herbalist. It looked interesting. It's disgusting! Well, I guess we order out then. I want to show you something. I've never showed to anyone. -What is this? -Some implants have a defect. They can't differentiate shape between... what the eye sees and what the mind sees. What? Where were these, in dreams? Dreams. Daydreams. Hallucinations. It's so beautiful. Where are you off to, Alan? Let's do this. No, no. Not now. There's somebody up there. This has to be clean. No mess. Clean, dirty. It's all the same to me. I think he's a Cutter. Do you wanna do? Yeah, I'll do. You need to follow her. -You know how this works. -Not at all. We draw Synth Tattoos with electro-synthetic ink... and it creates a magnetic field... which interferes with the Zoe implant... blocking it from recording audio and video... from that point on. Now, first we do the audio tattoo... and we wait a week. If you don't get a migraine and your system takes it... then we'll do the video tattoo. Do I have to cover my whole face? No. Those guys, they're just young and angry. You want it discreet. Very. Will this hurt? Fletcher? I'm armed. What's the matter, Delila? You know that recurring dream I have? You know that recurring dream I have? Where I get younger and younger, I had it again. I make you happy? Well, I make myself miserable. Well, that's just 'cause you're just silly. You're silly. How can you not be happy right now? I think the first books I read were really, really sad. Why do they make children's books so sad? They're always terribly tragic. Not so hard to make this thing play discs. -Not so hard at all. -Delila? Shut up! That was my old boyfriend, you bastard. Is that why you wanted to be with me? 'Cause you saw some proof that I'm to your liking? -No! -These moments... they belong to me, Alan! The good and the bad! They're mine and his! Who are you to take them away from me? No! Stop! Don't touch me! -Who are you? -Please, please don't. -Who are you, Alan? -No! No! Why did you do that? Mine! You're still here. Alan, this thing is junked. The implant itself is severed. God himself could not retrieve that footage. And you know that. Then we have to access a different life. Well... where is it? -My implant. -What? The one in my head. Want to take a shot, too? Everybody else has. I deserved that one. You deserve a lot more than that, Hakman. -Why didn't you tell us, Alan? -Because I didn't know... 'till I found the files at EYE Tech. I never thought my parents could afford one. Turns out they took a loan to get it. How could you not know? Because they died before they told me. They just never got around to it. You know the Code, Alan. It's one of our central tenets. A Cutter cannot have a Zoe implant. I need to access that footage. I need it right now. Yeah? Well, that's impossible. Oh, no, it's possible. It was done before. By you. An attempt to access footage while the carrier was still alive. I performed that. And the woman never recovered, Alan. And I will not try that again. Then you know what it's like to be haunted. One memory... one single incident has made me who I am. It won't leave me be. The guilt tears me apart. But now I got a chance to find out the truth... and I have to take it. Alan, you ought an implant amongst us. Why should I help you? If I try it myself, I'll die. And I will try it myself. We've been friends for too long, my dear. Can't let you kill yourself, can I? But you understand, you can never Cut again. Last time I tried this, the woman's nervous system... shut down immediately. It couldn't handle it. She was a blank for the rest of her life. Now remember, you can't copy anything... into a hard drive. You can only watch. You know exactly which scene you're going to? -I sure do. -You have 5 minutes. Anything longer than that is just too risky. Christy! I remember her. It's me. Alan! Almost there. There we are. Come and get me. Let's go back down. Don't! I'll meet you back on the ground floor. Hold on. I'm coming. No. Wait. Wait. It isn't steady anymore. Louis, please! Just stop! -I can't move! -Okay, Louis, you can make it. Just a few more steps. Grab my hand! Wait! Alan! -We're done! -Alan, unplug it. No, not yet. Alan! Alan! Alan? I'm all right. Do you have any idea how close you came? I saw him. I tried to help. I told him to turn around. He wouldn't listen. He fell... but he was eathing. It wasn't blood. It was paint. Now I remember. Thank you. Looking for this? The implant's history. You'd better find yourself another perfect candidate. Do you know how much planning it took... to make Bannister's footage available? Do you? He died of a coronary complication. I was the complication! Or didn't you get to that point yet? I guess no one will. I bet he still keeps good notes. Don't you, Alan? -All of it? -All of it. It was a terrible accident. Sometimes the older Guillotines can damage a Zoe implant. There's no replacing your husband's life. He deserved a Rememory, a place in your Zoe family tree. I'm sorry. -You will waive your fee? -Of course. And you'll never speak of Charles to anyone. What can one do? Accidents will happen. Perhaps some things are best forgotten. Perhaps. God, Isabel, you scared me. Isabel, honey, what's the matter? Isabel! Isabel... What's wrong, honey? Isabel! A friend? Yeah, something like that. I hear you're not Cutting anymore. Well, I've had enough of other people's lives. Stop, Alan. -I can't let you go. -What now? Word travels fast in my circles. And the word is a Cutter came in for a Synth tattoo. Word is that Cutter is you. You saw that implant. It was destroyed. It's useless. You. Bannister's footage is gone, but you've seen his life. It's encrypted into your implant. Will you look at that? Come and get me! My daddy's the best daddy in the world. He had a really big meeting one day... but he took me horseback riding instead. He would read me stories every night. Sometimes he would make it up as he went along... and I knew but I didn't care. -Dad? -Yes, sweety? -Alan, please. I wanna go back to bed. It's John's birthday! Italian! You love Italian! -A toast! Happy Birthday John. -Happy birthday, Fletcher. -Thanks, Alan. -Alan! Alan, would you put the newspaper? Come on! Would you lighten up and be gay for a moment? Come on. It's for the greater good, Alan. Your life will mean something. I promise.

COLF&HFFFFFF,STYLEno,SIZE18,FONTArial 25.000 MOSFILM Second Artists' Association ALISSA FREINDLIKH ALEXANDER KAIDANOVSKY ANATOLY SOLONITSYN NIKOLAI GRINKO in STALKER Screenplay by Arkady STRUGATSKY and Boris STRUGATSKY based upon the story Roadside Picnic Directed by Andrei TARKOVSKY Director of Photography Alexander KNYAZHINSKY Production Designer Andrei TARKOVSKY Music by Eduard ARTEMYEV Director L. TARKOVSKAYA Verses by F.I. TIUTCHEV Ar.A. TARKOVSKY Sound by V. SHARUN Conductor E. KHACHATURYAN English STALKER What was it? A meteorite? A visit of inhabitants of the cosmic abyss? One way or another, our small country has seen the birth of a miracle - the Zone. We immediately sent troops there. They haven't come back. Then we surrounded the Zone with police cordons... Perhaps, that was the right thing to do. Though, I don't know... From an interview with Nobel Prize winner, Professor Wallace. Why did you take my watch? Where are you going, I'm asking you? You gave me your word and I believed you. All right, you're not thinking about yourself, but what about us? Did you think about your child? She's just getting used to you, and you start it again! You've made an old woman of me. You've ruined my life. Not so loud, you'll wake up Monkey. I can't wait for you forever. I'm going to die! You wanted to start working! You've been promised a normal human work! I'll be back soon. You'll be back to prison! Though this time you'll get ten years, not five! And for ten years you will have neither your Zone, nor anything! And I'll be dead in the meantime. Oh God, for me it's prison everywhere! - Let me go! - No! Let go, I said! Go! And may you rot there! Be damned the day when I met you, bastard! God himself has cursed you by giving you this child! And me too, because of you, jerk! My dear, our world is hopelessly boring. Therefore, there can be no telepathy, or apparitions, or flying saucers, nothing like that. The world is ruled by cast-iron laws, and it's insufferably boring. Alas, those laws are never violated. They don't know how to be violated. So don't even hope for a UFO, that would have been too interesting. And how about the Bermuda Triangle? You're not going to deny... I am. There is no Bermuda Triangle. There's only Triangle ABC that equals Triangle A-prim, B-prim, C-prim. Do you feel the boredom contained in this assertion? To live in the Middle Ages was interesting. Every home had its house-spirit, and every church had its God. People were young! Now every fourth is an old person. It's so boring, my angel. But you said that the Zone was the product of a superior civilization... It must be boring, too, all those laws, triangles, and no house spirits, and no God, that's for certain. Because if God is also a triangle, then I don't know what to think. It's for me! Great! Goodbye, my dear friend. This lady was so kind as to agree to go with us to the Zone. She's a very courageous woman. Her name is... I beg your pardon, your name is..? Are you really a stalker? Wait... I'll explain everything. Go... What a cretin! You did get drunk after all. Me? What do you mean? I had a drink, like one half of the population does. The other half gets drunk. Including women and children. I just had a drink though. Damn it, what a mess here. Go on, drink. We've got time. How about a glass for the road? What do you think? Take it away. I see. Dry law. Alcoholism is a scourge of mankind. All right, we'll drink beer. Is he with us? Never mind, he'll sober up. He needs to go there, too. Are you really a professor? If you don't mind. Then let me introduce myself. My name is... Your name is Writer. Well. And what is my name? Yours? Professor. I see. I'm a writer, so, naturally, everyone calls me Writer for some reason. - And what do you write about? - About the readers. Obviously, there's nothing else one should write about. One should write about nothing at all. And what are you? A chemist? A physicist rather. That must be boring, too. Searching for the truth. It's hiding and you keep searching for it. You dig in one place -- eureka! The nucleus is made of protons. You dig in another -- great! Triangle ABC equals Triangle A-prim, B-prim, C-prim. With me it's quite different. While I am digging for the truth, so much happens to it that instead of discovering the truth I dig up a heap of, pardon... I'd better not name it. You're lucky! But imagine some antique pot displayed in a museum. It was used at its time as a receptacle of food leftovers, but now it's an object of universal admiration for its laconic pattern and unique form. Everyone goes oh! and ah! And suddenly it turns out that it's not antique at all, that some joker has palmed it off on the archeologists just for fun. Strange as it may seem, the admiration dies off. Those connoisseurs... Is it what you think about all the time? God forbid! In fact, I don't think much. It's not good for me. It's impossible to write, thinking all the time of success or failure. Naturlich! But if no one is going to read me in one hundred years, why the hell should I write at all? Tell me, Professor, why did you let yourself be mixed up in all this? What do you need the Zone for? I'm a scientist in some sense. But what do you need it for? You're an in writer. Women must be running after you in flocks. My inspiration has been lost, Professor. I go begging for it. Have you been used up? What? Yes, I guess, in a way. Do you hear it? Our train. - Have you taken the roof off the car? - Yes, I have. Luger, if I don't come back, call on my wife. Damn it, I forgot to buy cigarettes. Don't go back. - Why? - You must not. - You're all like this. - Like what? Believing such nonsense. Well, I'd better leave it for a rainy day. Are you really a scientist? Down! Don't move! Go and look, is there anyone there? Move it, for God's sake! There's no one there. Go to the other exit. Where on earth did you look, Writer? - You didn't forget the jerry can? - No. It's full. Everything I told you before... is a lie. I don't give a damn about inspiration. How would I know the right word for what I want? How would I know that actually I don't want what I want? Or that I actually don't want what I don't want? They are elusive things: the moment we name them, their meaning disappears, melts, dissolves like a jellyfish in the sun. My conscience wants vegetarianism to win over the world. And my subconscious is yearning for a piece of juicy meat. But what do I want? World domination. Quiet! Why a diesel locomotive in the Zone? It services the outpost. It won't go any farther. They don't like going there. Take your places! Everybody here? The guards have arrived. Tell them to turn the TV off. Hurry! Go look if there𠏋 a trolley on the tracks. What trolley? Go back, I'll do it. The jerry can! Give it to me! Get rid of your knapsack, it's hampering you. You may travel light, if you wish, as if going for a stroll. If someone gets hit, don't shout or rush about. If they see you, they'll kill you. When everything settles down, crawl back to the outpost. They'll pick you up in the morning. Can they catch up with us? They fear it like the plague. Fear what? Here we are... home, at last. How quiet it is. This is the quietest place in the world. You'll see for yourselves. So beautiful here. Not a single soul here. What about us? Three men can't spoil the place in one day. Why? They can. It's strange that flowers don't smell. Or have I... Do you feel anything? I feel the stench of the bog. No, that's the river. There's a river here. There was a flower-bed nearby, but Porcupine had trampled it down. The smell lingered for many years though. Why did he do it? I don't know. I asked him why, too. And he said: You'll understand later. I think he just came to hate the Zone. Porcupine, that's his name? A nickname, like yours. He had been taking people to the Zone for years, and no one could stop him. He was my teacher. He opened my eyes. He was called Teacher then, not Porcupine. Then something happened to him, something oke in him. Though I think he was punished. Will you help me? Tie those strips of bandage to the nuts. And I... will go for a walk. I need to do something... Don't go anywhere. Where's he going? He wants to be alone, I guess. Why? Even with the three of us together, I feel weird. A date with the Zone. He's a stalker. And what does that mean? You see, being a stalker is some sort of calling. - I thought he'd be different. - Like what? Well, you know, the Leather Stockings, Chingachgook sort of things... His background is even more frightful. Several times in prison, then he was harmed here. He has a mutant daughter, a victim of the Zone as they call it. They say she's got no legs. And what about this Porcupine? What does it mean, was punished? Or was it just a figure of speech? One day Porcupine returned from here and got rich overnight. Fabulously rich. You call it punishment? A week later he hanged himself. Why? Quiet! What was that? Presumably a meteorite fell down here about twenty years ago. It had burned down the settlement. They searched for this meteorite, but never found it, of course. Why of course? Then people began disappearing here. They came here and never returned. So it was concluded... that this meteorite was not really a meteorite. At first... they circled the place with barbed wire to scare off the inquisitive. All this gave rise to rumours that there's a place in the Zone... where wishes come true. Naturally, they began to guard the Zone like the apple of their eye. Who knows what kind offish someone might cherish. What was it if not a meteorite? I told you, no one knows. And what do you think? Nothing. Or anything. A message to mankind, as one of my colleagues says. Or a gift. Some gift. Why on earth would they do it? To make us happy. The flowers are blooming again, but they don't smell for some reason. Sorry for leaving you two here, but it was too early to go anyway. Did you hear it? Maybe someone lives here? Who? You told me yourself about some tourists camped here when the Zone originated. There's no one in the Zone and there can't be. Well, it's time. How are we going to return? - They don't return here. - What do you mean? We'll go as we agreed. I'll show the direction. Any deviation from it is dangerous. The first landmark is that last pole. You go first, Professor. Now you. Try to follow in his footsteps. Oh, my God! And where are... Did they remain here like that? Those people? Who knows. I remember them packing at the station, getting ready to come here. I was just a boy. We all thought then that somebody wanted to conquer us. You first, Professor. Now you, Writer. Your room is over there. We'll go this way. Why were you hiking up the price? It's so close at hand. Yes, but the hand has to be very long. We don't have such a hand. Don't! Leave it alone! Don't touch it! Don't touch it, I said! Are you crazy? What's the matter with you? It's not the place for leisurely strolls. The Zone wants to be respected. Otherwise it will punish. Don't you ever try it again... Have you no tongue or what? I warned you, didn't l? Are we to go there? Yes. Up, enter it and to the left. Only we are not going this way. We'll go around. Why? People don't go this way. In the Zone, the longer way, the less risk. And to go straight ahead is fatal? He told you it's dangerous. - And making a detour's not dangerous? - It is. But they don't go this way. What do I care that they don't? What if I take a chance... Listen, what's the matter with you... To go all the way around! When everything's so close. Here a risk, there a risk. What the hell! You're being very flippant about this. I'm fed up with all those nuts and bandages. You may do as you wish, but I'm going. - You're insane. - It's you who are... May l? The wind is coming up... Can you feel it? The grass... All the more so. What do you mean? Wait! Keep your hands off! Professor be my witness, I didn't sent you there. You go of your own will. Of my own will. What else? Nothing. Go. God help you to be lucky. Listen! Should you notice something, or just feel something, go back at once, or... Just don't throw iron poles at me. Stop! Don't move! - Why did you do it? - Why did I do what? - Why did you stop him? - I thought it was you... What's up? Why did you stop me? I didn't stop you. Who did it then? You? Who the hell knows... You're smart, Mister Shakespeare. To go straight ahead is scary, to go back is embarrassing. So you gave yourself a command. Fear has made you come to your senses. - What? - Stop it. - Why have you emptied the bottle? - Stop it, I said! The Zone is a very complicated system... of traps, and they're all deadly. I don't know what's going on here in the absence of people, but the moment someone shows up, everything comes into motion. Old traps disappear and new ones emerge. Safe spots become impassable. Now your path is easy, now it's hopelessly involved. That's the Zone. It may even seem capricious. But it is what we've made it with our condition. It happened that people had to stop halfway and go back. Some of them even died on the very threshold of the room. But everything that's going on here depends not on the Zone, but on us! So it lets the good ones pass and kills the bad ones? I don't know. I think it lets those pass who... have lost all hope. Not good or bad, but wretched people. But even the most wretched will die if they don't know how to behave. You have been lucky, it just warned you. I guess I'll wait for you here until you come back, made happy. It's impossible! I've got sandwiches, a thermos... You won't last even an hour here without me. Besides, one doesn't return here the way one comes. Anyway, I would prefer... Then we're going back right away. I'll return your money minus a certain sum for the trouble, so to speak... Have you come to your senses, Professor? All right. Go on, throw your nut.

- Hi! I'm Lenny. - Hi. Little body, did I scare you? I'm sorry. Wake up. Wake up. Okay, don't worry about it, I'm gonna get you out in a jiffy. You just keep holding your eath, little wormy. - Yo Lenny! - I'm coming, Franki! Move it, come on! Pap's waiting. Here we go. Got you! Okay, body you're free. Now escape, go! Just go, cry freedom. - You almost gave me a heart attack! - Lenny, what are you doing? What? I was just... picking you some flowers! Hey, mom said it's not okay to hit me! Mom's not here. Don't. Don't! What do you mean? It's a theme song. Are they gone? Are they gone? You're sure? Good morning, south side reef, I'm Katie Current, keep in a current! We've just received a visual confirmation. The sharks are gone! I repeat, the sharks are gone. Shark Tale 'Starfish tours' Mussel Crowe! Jessica Shrimpson! Cod Steward! Up next to mother of eight hundred telses, how she does it all? But first, over to Jenis with the traffic report. Thanks, Katie. Slight congestion here on the interreef 95, there's an overturn microbe, authorities are trying to calm it down. Get out of your shell tombs and go into the bus, cause you'll be late! Don't you yell at me, my mother is your mother, okay? SWIM PRAWN SHOP Yep, that's fake! Fake? I worked ten years on that! SUSHI TOWN According to the latest scelephone, buro of Sharks is at their all time high. Join us tonight for an indepths report. How long has this reef leave under siege? Is there no here among us? Who can stop the Shark menace? Hi, I'm Oscar, you might think you know, but you have no idea. Welcome to my crib! The good light to wait to other hap lip, check it out, I got my flat screen TV, with six speaker surround! CD, DVD, Play station, I have a eight track player for those days when you're feeling just a little... Old school! Cause even a superstar mad daddy fish like me has to have the basic necessity. Yeah, like money! PENTHOUSE APPARTMENTS Come on shorties, why mess with my fantasy! Yourself o, but the only have no further name! Oh that's funny, that was perfect, you're granted. Oscar! Over here! - I got to talk to you! - Al, I'll be right there. - Hey yo, hang with this one. - Oscar, you're the best! Yo, dude! Ho-ho Crazy Joe! Let's do our great prawn house! Can I be your financial advisor? That's a billboard, Crazy Joe. - You're living in a billboard? - No. That's making me crazy! Hey Oscar! Look who came to visit! - Got ya!! - No, don't do that! - Shouldn't you kids be at a school? - Shouldn't you be at work? Right back at me, ha? Little smart mouth. Look, I'm on my way. Ya all stand out of trouble, allright? Hey and clean that stuff up! See ya! See you, Oscar! Yo, yo what's up down it? - Big wash whales! - Hi Oscar! What's up? Hey, rich side! - Yo Johnson, is it lunch yet? - You just got here! That's my point! Hey, headphone guy! TURTLE WAX - Looking good, ladies! - Hey ya! Get back to work! I'm already punched in? Angie. - Good morning, can I help you? - One wash, please. - How about wax? - Please. Couple's great, we're having special, what do you say? Why not? It's maiding season. And I'm feeling lucky! Sykes whale wash. Whale for a wash and the price, Oh my gosh. Oh, may I suggest a monic peel? Removes lines and self damage. - Good. - Hey Ange! Oh my gosh! Hi Oscar! Hey, thanks for covering for me. Yo, I'm sorry dog, Angie needs to get a freak on, would you hold for one moment, please? - Thanks, dog. - Oscar! Come on Ange, dance with me, mama! - Out me! - Let me see it! - Come on, Ange! - Oscar! You're gonna get me fired! Please. You? Fired? No, that can't happen, cause then I would have absolutely no reason to come to work. - You don't mean that. - Of course I do. You're like my best friend. Let me see, tell me what you think about this, this is like the best idea ever, allright? This is a short thing guarantee cash extravaganza. - Bottled water. - Oh, no. All I need, is another advance of my paycheck from deposite, and Ange, I am out of this place! Oscar, it's relegating mister Sykes face, with another one you-get-rich-quick-skims. Go to something you're actually good at. Your job! Which is some of a miracle you still have! Almost forgot. - I ought you some eakfast. - You didn't. - Shelly creams? - Your favourite! Oh, by the way, you're still on hold. Oh my gosh! Thank you for holding! Busy busy busy! Go! How can I help you? No, I'm sorrry, mister Sykes is at the meeting right now. He won't be'll back till later. How are my little babies this morning? You missed me? You're doing good? You see, Sykes. It's a fish eat fish world. You eat the take, or you get taken. True words have never been spoken. Is that it? That all? We're done? Now you and me, we've worked together a long, long, long time. - Please, Don Lino, it's hardly been like worked! - Let me finish. - And you know... - And I love that about you! Let me finish! That I'd lived my life for my sons. - Raising them and protecting them, - You're the best! He's the best, right?! - Teaching them. - Am I right or am I wrong? - Ha? Am I right? - Sykes, it's all been to pre... - Right? - To prepared. - Sorry. - That's all right. For the day they run the reef. Well, today is that day. Luca! Hey boss! Big butts! Allright, to make long story short, from now on, you work for Franki and Lenny, capish? Lenny? Franki I understand, but Lenny? - You can't be serious. - That's serious. It takes not only muscle to run things, now Lenny, he's got the ains, that's something special. - Oh yeah, he's special. - What's that supossed to mean? - Nothing, nothing, I'm just saying. - I ing you in here, look you in the eye tell you what's what and what? - What? - What what? - What what nothing! - You said what first! - I did say what first, I asked you what. No, you said it then what, and I said what? No, I said what what! Like what what! - You said what first. - Now you make a fun of me?! No, no, no, you misunderstood, you misunderstood. Sorry, we're late, pap. Lenny had an accident. - He was born! - He, he, he. You're comic genious! Look, all I'm saying is that kid ain't exactly no killer! My Lenny is a killer, you hear me? A cold blooded killer! Look at him! Yeah? That's it! That's it! You are out! What? - What do you mean I'm out? - You're fired! And on top of that, you're gonna have to start paying me! - For what? - So not have us to that little whale wash of yours! WHALE. Welcome to Oscar's crib. Sixty foot slide covered tomb. There's swimming casualties and plankton across the deep, when you feel a little... old school. Oh stop your moaning, Oscar! That could be a lot worse, you know? Yeah, that's true. I can have this job and look like you! Who's behind me? Who's behind me! Babe, give me some! Indigestion. She's gonna blow! Wait! Headphone guy's still in there! I get you! Hang on! - Still think it could be worse? - Yeah! I can look like you! You're funny. We'll see how you laugh at this! Soap in the eye! Soap in the eye! It's all right. It's all right. Look, I'm gonna get you some cool pies, we'll get you free hot wax and all that, you like that? - Allright, go at it, big baby. - Thanks, Oscar. All right. - Ernie look, who's burning! - Just the fish we were looking for! - Yeah. - The boss wants to see you right now! - Right now! - Ernie! Bernie! My jelly fish others, voodoo! Hey what's up, men? Ah men, good to see you! Fellows, I'm gonna ahead, over there with Don Worby. That's not the way you sing that song, man! Hey Sykes! My other from another mother! What's the day is it, baby? What's going down? Hey baby, this is all gravy today, allright snap you fin, right on it. Snap it! - You are not snapping it! - Oscar! Hey, don't sweat it, Sykes, a lot of other fish can do it. Oscar, would you just sit down, okay? - Thank you! - Look, I've been gone off for my markets. Your owe to me is five grand! Five gees, okay? - Five gees? Man, it's not five gees! - See if this refreshes your memory! Wow! That's crazy! Look at that! You wrote everything down so you wouldn't forget! Wow! This is a perfect example why you're in management and I'm not. You go boy. Look, I have to start paying Don Lino for protection, so everything you owe me, you owe him! - How did you figured that? It's simple. The food chain. You see, on top there's Don Lino. There's me. - And there's regular fish. - And there's me! No, there's plankton, there's single celominas. - Then there's me. - I'm getting to that, there's coral. There's rocks. There's whale poo. And then there's you! - There's my stuff. - So after he's squeezing me, he's squeezing you! - What? Wow! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! - Easy boss, find your happy place. - Happy place! There's is no happy place with him around! Okay, okay, okay. Please, please just give some time, that's all I'm asking! I'm begging you, Sykes, please! - Please! - All right. Cause I like you. I'm gonna give you twenty-four hours to pay out. All of it? - How will I do that? - That's your problem. Bring my five thousand clams tomorrow, or else... - Or else what? The boys will explain you. Unpleasant! Five thousand clams?! You borrowed five thousand clams from mister Sykes? Oscar, why do you get yourself into these situations? I don't know, Ange, it's just hard, allright? Because I'm a little fish in a big pot. A really big pot. The ocean. I'm nobody. - I want some of that! - Missis Sanches? Uh, no. That. The top of the reef. Where the somebodies live. I wanna be rich and famous like them! - But I'm stuck down here. - Well, what's wrong with down here? I'll tell you what's wrong with down here. Remember my dad? He worked at the washes the whole life. He was the number one tongue scrubber. Every year for twenty-five years. To me working at the wash was the coolest job in the ocean. But then I've learned something I would never forget. Ha, ha! Oscar dad's the tongue scruber! Tongue scrubber! Tongue scrubber! My dad was the greatest. But nobody loves nobody. - I wanna be a somebody! - Oscar, you don't have to live at the top of the reef to be a somebody. What's the difference, if I don't pay mister Sykes' beg by tomorrow. I'm dead anyway. Wait here. What's this? - A pink pearl? - Hm. - Where did you get that? - My grandmother gave it to me. She said it started from a tiny grand of sand, but then after a while, it grew in something beautiful. - Dreams can begin small too. - No, I couldn't. Take it! It'll get you the money you need for mister Sykes. What's new on the stand? I'd been on all over this a thousand times, I don't wanna to say it again. You know, you've really given me actually, you know that? I don't know how else to say this to you, Lenny. You see something, you kill it and you eat it. Period. Thanks. That's what sharks do! That's a fine tradition. What's the matter with you? Your other Franki here, he's a killer. - Right, pap. - He's beautiful, he does what he's supposed to do! Wipe your face. But you... I'm hearing things... You gotta understand, when you look week, it make me look week. - I know, pap. - I'm sorry. - Lenny, Lenny, look at me. Look at me! This ain't nobody's business, this is for you! It's for both of you! And you're acting like you don't even want it! I need to know that you can handle that. Right here in front of me now, eat this. Yeah, oh Jee! Thanks pap. Here's the thing. I'm on a diet, and I've read an article about these shrimps, they are not good for you, you know how many calories are in one shrimp? - A lot! - It's true! It's true, and the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took her baby, cause she past away, and then the baby lost it's legs, and it's all I wasn't suppose I gonna stop, but I still take care of him with my wife. It's crawling and it's fearly happy, it's difficult, cause I've been working on a second shift at the factory, there put food on the table, all the love and I see that little guy's tears, it's the worst in the world. Front story. I'm not asking you anymore, I'm telling you, eat it! - No! Have mercy! - Pap, please! - Eat! - Don't eat! - What are you... - Son, eat... - No! the shrimp! - Please! - No, please, no! - Lenny! Eat! Eat, eat, eat! - Eat, eat, eat, eat! - Put the shrimp down! All right, go now. No one's looking. Get out of here! - You're free. Go on, go, go! - Thank you. You're good person. Come on, fellows! - Papa, why can't I handle the reef? - No! No! We're gonna do this as a family. Franki, I want you to take Lenny out, and show him the rules. - Oh come on, pap. - Son you're gonna learn how to be a shark! Will you like it or not. - That kid better show up, or he's dead meat! - Yes, at a word, boss. Get a whole load of the money, give it to mister Sykes. Come on, hurry up, hurry up! - This is our chance, you don't wanna miss it! - Are you sure about this? A friend of friend of mine tipped me off! - Race is rigged. We can't lose! - Well what's the horses name? Lucky day. LUCKY DAY SEABISCUIT - We're gonna be rich. Rich! - Top of the reef, here I come! No, wait! What am I doing? Remember what Angie said, remember what Angie said. What did Angie say? Dreams can begin small, you just have to bet it all! Bet it all! Five thousand on Lucky day to win! That's two hundred a one! - That would pay a million clams! - Than I guess it makes me, Oscar la millionaire. Lucky day! Lucky day! Lucky day! Nice bet. You have a name? You wanna tell me what it is? Well mine's Lola. Come on man! Get it handled yourself! So... Lola, my name's O... My name is Oscar, sweety. - Missis Sanches! - I hate when it hops, smooth dog, don't work with me! - No, my bad. Hey! So... - Oscar! I was starting to think you skipped on on me. Sykes! Hey! I see you... already to your way to the cashier stand. - What are doing? - You mind ing us back some drinks? - Why are you touching me? - That'll be great man, thanks. Oh I know, I'll ing back some of little winner thing! - You mean the one with the toothpicks? - What are doing? Don't listen to him! - Come on Lola, let me escort you to... my box. - Your box? His box? You can't even afford the gum to the seats! He just laid five grand on Lucky day, I think he can afford anything he wants! Five grand? My five grand? - No, it was another five grand. - You had the money to pay me back and you bet it anyway? - Hold on. - Give me that! - Sykes! - Clearly I've made a mistake. - No! No, wait! Lola! Look, deep down, I'm really superficial. And don't get me wrong, you're cute, but you are a nobody. Oscar, you're cute, but you are a nobody. Wait Lola! Come back! I'm not a nobody! I'm a winner! You are unbelievable, you're in trouble up to your gilles, and still, you're asking for more? Now go on, get in here! Oscar, you better pray that this horse of yours comes through. You bet my five thousand! Hey! Hey! Hey! Out of my seat! You, out of my seat! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! - Sit tight and watch the race. - With your good eye! Horses are ready on the post. Race is going special by Seabiscuit and some of other! The long shoulder Lucky day appears of having trouble of getting out of the gates. - What? Only a sucker could have bet on him! No, no, no, don't sweat it man, he does this all the time, he just blam. - Oh, what's this? Lucky day has crossed his way through the gates! And he's off for running! That was straight away Seabiscuit forcing on Lucky day! Fast! Go fast! Coming round the fall tone the Seabiscuit riding, and Lucky day well behind the pack. And in comes Lucky day! Coming up from behind! He's passing other tales! Now or never! Sykes, you see? Who's your fish now? Around the final turn here comes Lucky day! Lucky day is now calling the Fishfingers! He gets ahead. Wait, I'm getting tired, just beg him up! Look how Lucky day goes! Absolutely amazing! This is Lucky day's big day! That's Lucky day! What happened! Lucky day is down! No!!! And here comes Fishfingers followed by Seabiscuit yellow tail. Fishfingers wins! - What is it? - Wait, wait, wait I just wanted to hold you! Get out of my way, let me see! Poor sad day for Lucky day! And that's why they call him the low shot. Yo, that was crazy, right? Who knew? I mean everything's set, there's a luck, we're good to go, we're in the money, and he trips underwater. Who in a hell trips underwater? And by the way... That's it! That's it, I've had it. Ernie, Bernie, I want you to find the deepest, darkest hole in the ocean, and when you do, dig deeper, and put him in it! Sorry kid, it's nothing personal. It's just business. Don't worry about a day, cause every little thing is gonna be all right! - This is how you sing it, Oscar. - Yeah. Sykes, you like your money. I set ticket easy on you. - But Sykes is not here! - True. - Ernie, let me ask you a question. - Yeah man, go on. Why is it that millacscan sting on a people? But they have no affect on you. Ernie, I didn't mean it Ernie! I didn't mean it man! Ernie! You made a joke! - Good one man! Respect! - Respect. Load fire! - Franki, you know I can't do this! - Lenny, if you wanna make pap happy, you gotta kill something! - Or I could find a very old sick fish and just wait! - Oh. This getting around, you think of the day in the restaurant, you know how fish pop! Bit of bit, bit of bob, this that the other, then how you're doing? Boom! Get a body here. Dead Okay, seriously I can't understand why this is so you have to be more specific. - More specific? You want specific? - Be a shark, for once in your life! - Oh, what am I gonna do? Lenny, forget about it, okay? We do a couple of practice, but a bim, but a bom, pap's happy, you're a shark, life goes on! Capish? - Okay. - Okay, capish. - Wait, wait, wait. Bingo. Right there, there you see? TV dinner. - Don't get lousy on this. - All right. Come on. I am the tiger. Franki, I can do this! What if I can't do this? - Then don't bother coming home. - Good point! All right. Hit him in the tale again. - I like his funny face, man. - Funny face, yeah. - Ernie! - No! Guys! Guys! Don't leave me alone! Come on, there could be a shark out here! Oh no, wait! I'm sorry, no, no, no. I'm not gonna... - Lenny! - What? Like this! Oh my god! Just get off me! Wait a minute! Do me a favor, don't chew me, I'm not for that. - I'm not gonna eat you. - Don't do the whole hit trip thing with me! Listen to me, don't move until I tell you! That's it, Lenny, here you go, body! That's it, dig straight, baby. Dig it! Look, I'm just pretending, so you can get away. When I turn around, you take off! Tastes like chicken! Mhh. - Oh no. No. - What did I tell you! I'm sorry, I didn't get it, you want me to go now? - What are you doing, just come home! - That's it, I've had it up to here! - Oh no! - Hurry, swim! - No, Franki wait! - No, get your boy! Get your boy! Franki! Lenny, - Lenny, is that you? - I'm here, Franki. - Come closer. - Yes, what is it? - I'm so cold. - That's just because we're cold blooded. Moron! Franki, no! No!!! This is all my fault! I'm so sorry, Franki! Oh my, how am I gonna explain this to pap? Oh no! Watch it! Back off! I'm crazy! I will do it! - Wow! - Wow! Oh, what a... Don't hurt us, we're sorry! It was all Ernie idea! Oscar! Did you kill that shark? All right, yeah! Yeah! Exactly how it looked, that's how it is. What happened! - Oh, you want to know what happened? - Yeah, you're standing on top of shark! - Go on man! - Well I'll tell you what happened! Big old shark, seventy-five hundred feet long, so he's swimming at me, right? - With teeth like razors! - Razors! And it was all like, you want come at me like that, you want come to all like that? Dude, do the muscle thing, the muscle thing! Oh right, right. So I told that dude, I said do you see this guy? And I pointed like this, well he's got a other. And he lives right over here! And I think it's time for a little family reunion! - You see man, I told you! - Excuse me. - We were right there, right there! - Pardon me. Move it! Sorry, sorry! She seems so nice on TV. Oscar, Katie Current. As a first fish in history, that ever take on a shark and win, tell me, does this mean you're now the protector of the reef? - New sheriff in town, the big cahuna? - Katie, I'm a keeper of reef, - I can call you Katie, right? - Of course! Any shark tries to mess around in Oscar town, is going down! Yeah, just poetic, I mean poetic! Oscar! Oscar. Okay, get out of here, barracuda, any further questions will be filled by me! - And you are? - I'm his manager, Sykes. With an Y. And I'm his financial advisor! You wanna see my puppets? Hello! Could you excuse for a moment, please? - My manager? - Kid, you're a superstar! We're gonna make a fortune! Just let me handle it. - What about the five gees? - Forget the five gees. - From now on we're partners! - So what exactly are we talking about here? - I'm thinking about 90/10 split. - Well, that's actualy pretty generous. You're the 10, I take my 90 off the top. - I don't think so! - Talk to me. - You get 50! - 70. - 20! - 75. Dude! You're going the wrong way! - Fifty-fifty! - Fifty-fifty! - You're happy? - No, you're happy? - No! Deal! - Deal! My manager and I are now prepared to take your questions. Oscar, are you going to continue working here at the wash? Please, I bearly work here now! - Keep in up, kid. You're slaying them! - No, he's slaying sharks! Hey, that's good, that's good, I like that! Oscar, the Sharkslayer! - Wow! - A Sharkslayer! You heard it here first, from now on, any shark tries to bother this reef, it's had its funeral. I could fly high... - Franki, we'll miss you. - To Franki! It's a terrible thing, Don Lino. Everybody loved Franki. May whoever did this, die at thousand depths. May his stinking maggy coffered corpse rot in a fire depth of hell! Thank you for your kind thoughts, Giuseppe. Oh and may Lenny be found safe and sound too. - Hope he's okay. - Oh Lenny. - Don't worry, boss. - I said some things to him... - We' gotta find him. - We're searching everywhere. Forget about it, he'll turn up. What's wrong with that kid? Why does he gotta be so different? Franki, god rest his soul, he was perfect. Perfect! Oh, Luca, who could have done this? Don Lino, at this most difficult time, please accept my deepest condolences. Thank you, Don Brizzi, for honouring my son with your song. I got some news, about the guy who took out Franki. Hey, let's talk over here. He come out of nowhere, this guy. Calls himself the Sharkslayer. - I'm here, over here. - The Sharkslayer! - Where do I find him? - He's from the south side reef, that's all we could dig up. - Thank you, thank you. - Any request? - Luca. - How about that Titanic song? - No, no! Get Sykes, he knows that reef better than anybody. I wanna find this guy, I wanna know everything about him, I wanna know where he lives, I wanna know where he sleeps, he pops to kill, I wanna know about it. Who is the Sharkslayer. Here he is! The Sharkslayer! GUP PENTHOUSE Let's get this party started right! - There he is, the big dog! - Sykes? Found that dog. Found it! Oscar, raise the reef, raise the reef! - Yeah? - Oh yeah. Hot! - Hey, that's from desperating! - Come on, cabbage back! Cabbage back! - Angie! You made it! - Hey, wait! You're gonna eak my gift! Come on, you didn't have to get me anything. - What did you get me? - Well, what does every bachelor need! A lover lamp! How did you know I love lover lamps? You know what, I'm gonna put it right here, next to my other one. Hey, come Ange, I wanna show the best thing about this place! - Wow! - How great is this view? - Top of reef! It's amazing! - I know , it's beautiful, right? Like your, like your new appartment? It's... wow! Awesome! All I'm trying to say, is that... - I'm proud of you, Oscar. - Yeah, it was nothing, really. You know what? Wait right here, don't move, I'll be right back. Girl, you are gonna flip! - Wow! I'm back! - Oh you're back! You know what Ange, where I am right now, this whole new life I've got, or my dreams coming true, you know, weird kind of way? - I'd never could have done it without you. - Oh, sure you could. Well, probably not. - Ange, here. - Oh, Oscar! I know, I know. Just sorry, that it took so long. - Oh that's okay! - Bam! My grandmother's pearl! With entries! Now, I don't forget anything, and I never forget who my friends are! Ange, I... Oh, hi. I'm not interrupting something, am I? - Yes, we're talking! - No! Hey Lola! Wow, you're here! You gotta come best my meet friend, Angie. Eat my best, my man, Wangie? Your best friend? Oh that's sweet. So you won't mind if I still be here for a while and leave? So, look who's a somebody after all! - You know... - Sharks! On the edge of the reef! The Great Whites! Okay, everbody go home, spend the last few hours that you have with each other! Oh! I mean, that's the way it used to be around here. We were all screaming, forgot our stuff but, now's Oscar came to town! So Lola, baby, just wait here, and I will be right back, I'm gonna go ahead take care of the sharks. Go get them tiger! Wow! - All right Oscar, you can do this! - Go get them Oscar! Lenny! Where the hack is he? - Lenny! - Hey! What are you doing? There's a Sharkslayer around here! Oh yeah, Lenny! Lenny! - That was close. - Super close. Don't panic. - Quiet, we're safe. - No, not you again! - Yeah, what was that? - What is with you, man! - Shh, he could be anywhere. - Who? Shh, the Sharkslayer. - There's no Sharkslayer around here. - Yes, there is! - No, there is not, trust me on this one. - Get a hold of yourself, man! - This is no time to act crazy! - You're the one acting crazy! Crazy! You're right. You're right, I'm sorry. I haven't been myself since the... the... No, don't cry! No, that's not all that. - Just relax. - It's my fault! - Not really, but still! - Okay calm. You just need a little time. - Man look, things are work out. - You think? Yeah! So... Look, I'll take off, and you should just go home, okay? - Okay. - Hey, good luck, dog. - Wait! - What, man? - I didn't catch your name. - Oscar. - I'm Lenny. Hi! - Hi. - Where do you live? - Lenny? Where I come from, fish don't like to get grabbed by sharks, okay? - Sorry. - Go home! There is no home for me anymore. Don't you understand that? - You're too big to be grabbing me like this. - Take me home with you. - Shh! What? - You won't even notice I'm in! I'm like the invisible shark! - Are you crazy? - Please, I'm begging you, don't leave me alone! - Shh! Yo! Put you fins on the wall, where I could see them! - Got ya! - Hey, yo! Shorty! - Oscar! - What ya doing here? - Check out my mad bum! - Check it out. Bum! There is! - Do you like it? - You kids got some skills! What did I tell you? You can shooting be doing this! And besides, it's not safe to be here at night. It is now, dude o, you're the Sharkslayer! - Sharkslayer? - Sometimes I'd be coughing like that. Look, I just need you off of these streets. - Come on! - Get your butts home! Cause I know your moms, and I'm just tell them you are doing bad. - Hey let's go make mister Sykes puff up! - Yeah! Bye Oscar! - Lenny! Did you see what just hapened there? - I know. They think you're the Sharkslayer! As if! - I appreciate your funky tone, actually. - No, wait up! Hey! I'm sorry. Seriously, I don't want you mad at me. And I certainly don't want you to 'slay me'! You're having a good time, right? Are you enjoying yourself? Well, for your information, I am the Sharkslayer! Oscar the Sharkslayer, that's what they're saying! - Wait, you mean you? - Yeah. When the anchor... - Oh, you're a liar! - Hey, I didn't lie, all right? Allright, I lied! But that was a little lie! Come on, no one's was gonna be hurt anyway! What am I doing? I'm not gonna explain myself to you. - You know what? You're on your own! - No problem! And if god forbids, someone should, I don't know. Find out the truth about the Sharkslayer on my way back... - You wouldn't! - I would. Come here! Of course you can cup on me! But you know, I mean, you're a shark, right? And I'm a Sharkslayer, so we can't be seen together. - You dig dug? - Dig dug, dug dig. Dig dug, yeah! - Yo, diggy dug! - Just come on! Okay Lenny, follow my every move and don't make a sound. You got it. Wow, echo. Echo! Now, coming for the south side sharks, I'm fifty. Oh, it's not okay to hit! - Get your bum in there! - You think anybody heard that? - Who is that? Ha? Who's that? - Yo-hoo! Crazy Joe! I thought I heard something! Did you get that shark? - You have no idea, Joe! - That's great! Well, gotta go, my show's on! All right. We're safe. For now. Hey a bed! Oh! Yeah, that's good. That's heaven. Snuggely buggley waggely! - I love you man! - Wow, hold on! - You're my new best friend! - Stop it! Okay, you wanna be friends? Fine, but we gotta lay down some rules. Rule number one, no snuggely buggely, whatever that just was! - You got it. Anything else? Allright, rule number two! And this is the most important rule. Any event, that possibly, you know, you're hungry... Don't worry, I'm not gonna eat anyone. In case you haven't noticed, I'm different from the other sharks. Let's put it that way, leave it at that. Good night! - Define different. - You'll laugh. - I'm not gonna laugh! - Well that's just what you said, and then what happens later? You laugh. Lenny, I give you my word. Okay, I will tell you, I'm... I'm a vegetarian. Hm, hold on. So that's it? - What do you mean that's it? - I'm just... You're first fish I've ever told! I'm so tired of keeping that all a secret! - And my dad, - Wow, hey! he'll never accept me for who I am. - What's wrong with me? - Nothing is wrong with you, man. - I think all sharks should be like you. - God, that sweet to say. And stop blaming yourself for what happened. - Really? - If you wanna blame anybody, blame me. Cause if I hadn't been out there, in the first place, nothing of this would happen! Yeah, if pop knew that, he'd ice you for sure. Ice? Was that a godfather or something? - Yeah. - What do you mean, 'yeah'? Yeah, he is. Hey, are you all right? GAME OVER - Ha, man, I told you! - I'm doing this! Left circle double left square right to the down square square. Another square! Respect. - Respect. Oh yeah? Well I got some news for you! The Sharkslayer made me his manager, so I'm now... what I like to call untouchable! Did you hear me? - Sykes! - Okay. Hey Oscar! - Sykes! - Hey hey hey, there he is, my other, my player, the Sharkslayer! - Yeah whatever, Sykes listen. And another thing, from now on you're gonna have to start paying me for protection! Sykes, the deal is off, the shark I killed was Don Lino's son! - I know! Any grade? - Not if he finds out! What do you mean find out? I've got him on the phone right now! That's right, Lino. I've got the Sharkslayer right here in front of me! - And he's gonna slay you and all of your sharks! - Sykes, shut up! Shut up! Hey that's good. That's good, I like that. Shut up, Lino! Shut up! - What? Oh, kid, he wants to talk to you. - I know, I'm not here! I'm not here! Yeah, he's right here. - Hello. - Shut up? Shut up? You don't tell me shut up, I tell you shut up! - What? Hello? - Yeah, how you're doing? Let me have a pie with everything on it. Anchovies, meet balls, mushrooms... - Luca! - Oh, hi boss! - What are you doing working in a pizza joint? - Get off the phone! But I'm hungry! My guys are coming for you, Sharkslayer! They are going to tear you fin from fin! Come on, now who's your puff daddy? Who takes care of you? Come on you two, we've got work to do. - I was winning! - Sykes, Sykes, hold, look! - You got it all wrong! - I've been writing songs about you kid! - All the shark bites.. - Sykes. With his teeth dear. - And then Oscar, - Sykes! - Kicked his butt! - Sykes, Sykes, man! - Come on! - Maybe I can help? Hey! Lola! What are you doing here? You pop it up sometimes in places! Oh you said to wait, so... - I've been waiting. - Look, I don't have a lot of time for a whole hand clappy making the life's go on music playing and the guitar thing, you know. - What are you afraid of? - Afraid? That's funny. I'm not afraid of nothing, it's just... - Oh baby, you're so tense. - Yeah, you know. I've really been stressed lately, like protecting the reef, you know, I do that for myself. - It's just too crazy. - It's just too much. Yeah, you know, just one thing on top of the other. Actually I was thinking about retiring. - You don't wanna do that. - I don't? You have worked your way to the top. You don't wanna go back to the bottom, do you? - No. No, no way! - You just show them who's boss. And the sharks will leave you alone. Yeah, you're right! Lenny! - Pss! Lenny! Where are you? - Hello, Oscar. Angie! Hey! What are you doing here? What Oscar, did you forget something? Oh maybe, you forgot your shark! Hi. Shark! Swim Angie! I'll cover you! Quick! - Before it's too late! Go home without me! - Oh stop it! Your friend shark here told me everything. - Lenny, why would you do that? - I don't know, I like her! Thank you, I like you too. What were you thinking inging him in here? - No, I just, I'm still working at the cakes. - Cakes? You lie! - Everybody thinks you're slayer of the sharks! - Who am I gonna tell that they are wrong? - How could you lie to me, Oscar? Me? - Don't take it personally. Come on, I lied to everybody! All right. Look, I'm sorry. I totally betrayed you, but listen I got just one... little problem I gotta take care of. - Of what's that? - Sharks are coming to get me! - And they should! I mean, what did you expect? You just take credit for killing the shark and everything will be fine and dandy for the rest of your life? Yeah! But don't you worry about it. Me and Lenny got it, we go fix it! - Wow, wow, wow. - What's with the 'we', I don't wanna 'we' part of this. - Hey, too late now, vagie boy, they'll be looking for you too. - Point taken. What's the plan? - Allright, just what we will do. Oscar! Here's the plan! You tell the truth. And you go home! Allright, look. This we're gonna do, right? We will paint you up all bloody. Just mess, right? And you go swim out and meet the sharks before they get here. And you will say stop! Don't go no further! This Sharkslayer's crazy man! He beat me senceless! He's stone cold killer, man! And then you can tell them I'm huge! You know, tell them that I'm handsome. - You're going way too far, Oscar! - Acually he hasn't gone far enough. Exactly! What? You need slay a shark, and I need to dissappear. This is what we're gonna do. This is Katie Current, reporting live. We've got uncontrolled reports of... Shark!!! Look, it's the Sharkslayer! Holy microbe! Did we get that? Hey, Ange! Oscar's on the TV! Show me that. Allright, do what you do best. Do you hear them, Lenny? They are going crazy, man! - They love us! - They love you, they hate me! - What? - Let's switch sides, maybe I can be the Fishslayer! - They'll never see it coming! - Come on, man! You saw this, you'll never have to go home again! You can start a new life! - Now give me a growl! - Okay. - Like that? - That was pretty good. Let's go! Is that what you're offering? Do you understand how huge my client is? Turn on your TV right now! Lenny, hold on! Lenny, Lenny! Turn off your TV! Turn off your TV! - Don't swallow! - Oscar? No, it's Pinnoccio. Of course it's me! Why did you do that? - I'm sorry. - No, no. Sorry, is when you step on somebody's fin at the movie theater. It is sorry. Sorry, is what you say, Hey, where's the baby, dude? And it turns out to burst is just fat! This is as far away from sorry, as you could possibly get! - But Oscar! I think I'm gonna puke. - No, no, no! Lenny, just open up. Nice and easy. - Are you not entertained? - Go Oscar, man! - You can't handle its rule! - Go get them! You had me at hello! Turn your TV back on! What are you doing, turning your TV off? Turn it on! This reef is huge. How we're supposed to find the Sharkslayer? This is it, Lenny. Big finish! Just like we practised. - The flying fish? - The flying fish! Little more help here, body boy! - Sorry. - Thank you. Curse you, Sharkslayer! Yeah, and you tell Don Lino, that I don't never ever ever ever never! Want to see another shark on this reef again! - Ever! Remember this name, Oscar the Sharkslayer! Aha! You see? You see? Ha? Look at Oscar! Oscar! Hey, Lol... It seems that Sharkslayer not only countered a few sharks today, but maybe a few hearts? Has the reef's most eligible bachelor have been snapped up? I'm Katie Current. You're live watching the Sharkslayer making out. Hey Angie, can you hand me the blue one? Thank you. Who steps in the room? - Yeah! - Oscar and Lenny! What a dream baby! Give me that! Give me some fin! - High fin! - Give me some fin! - Low fin! - Did you see me? I was like... - That was great! - When you punched me, the crowd was... Yeah, the ate it up! Hey Angie, Angie you ain't know how Lenny had me in him, did you? - It was like an Oscar explosion! - How good was I? - Oh you was the ball! - Thank you, thank you. Hey, hey, hey! Casanova! I saw your big finish on the news. Nice smooch, lover boy. It was just private, just private. - Private! The entire reef saw you do it. - Hey, somebody's got a bad move. Come on, Ange. Let me see the smile! - Show me the smile, baby! - Knock it off! - What is gotten in you? - Me? I want, I swear! Sometimes I wanna take your big dumb dummy head and just... - Ange, Ange, what is the problem? - Problem? There's no problem, I'm not having problem! Maybe it's probably because you're the one with a problem! - Hey you guys? - What have you got against Lola? Not my lips, that's for sure! - Okay, what's going on? - I'm gonna stay out of this. Look, why would you even care about Lola anyway? - I don't! - You don't? - No! - No what? - I don't know! - You guys, you wanna get? - No - No! Just tell me, Oscar, cause I'm curious. Why do you think she's interested? Do you think for one minute that she would even be with you, if you want to reach a fame of Sharkslayer? - Come on guys, please don't fight. - Are you that light? - At least she treats me like I'm somebody! - Yeah, but will she love you if you were nobody? - Nobody loved me when I was nobody! - I did! Before the money, and before the fame, before the lie! To me you were a somebody, Oscar. Now you're nothing! But a fake. A shame. - You're joker. - Here I come! Sebastian, the way you'll washing dolphin! - Angie. - No, forget it! Just go! Cause I'm tired of hearing that everything you had in your life wasn't good enough. Including me. - Angie? - Oh honey, I'm sorry. Go back and do it again. Hey, come on. It'll be okay. You can't have the lose! You got shark eath! 'O' mints 'Coca cola' 'Get real' What are you kids doing? How many times I got to tell you? This is past your bed time! Go on, all right. Hey, hey, hey! What are you kids are... Well, it looks pretty good! You guys should do this for a living! Preparation 'O'! It slays hemorroids like Oscar slays sharks! Hey Oscar! Angie was right. I am a joker. Hey, Sharkslayer. Why are you in here? - All your friens are inside! - Not all my friends. You may not little bottom feeder from the whale wash. Forget about her. She's a nobody. I'm the nobody. Oh let me guess. She told you that she loves you, is that it? It's not like you feel the same way about her. You know what? I don't think this is gonna work out. What? Are you dumping me? Let me explain something to you. We get party like at your birthday. Ha! Young love! CHOCOLATES FLOWERS - Hey Oscar! - Hey, I can't talk, I gotta find Angie! I need to tell her... I love her! Where you're going, Oscar? - Hi, whale wash. - Give me the phone! - We'll you got a whale to wash and the price... - Give me back the phone! And the price is... very very low. Consider no good washers! - Good one, Ernie. How many times do I have to tell you? It's gosh! You get a whale of a wash, and the price - oh my gosh! - All right, we get it man. - Whale wash, rhymes with gush! - Give me that! Get out of here, both of you. Won't you use some place else, will you? - Sykes? Where's Angie? - You tell me! Whale wash, you got a whale of a wash... No? - It's for you. - Ha? - Hello? - Is this the Sharkslayer? - Yeah, who is this? - It's Luca the octop... I mean, forget about it. Now you follow these instructions, okay? Fall cabinet, top drawer, there's a package. Get it. That's right, tough guy, we got your girl. That is gonna be a sit-down. In one hour. - Who is it? - Shh! Be there if you don't want to see her sleeping with the fishes. The bad ones. Now nod your head if you understand. Now tell me if you nodded your head. I nodded. They got Angie. And they want a sit-down. I never meant for anybody to get hurt, especially not Angie. This is all my fault. That's a classic move. I've seen it a thousand times. They take the thing you love the most, and then they use it against you! Look, we gotta go to that sit-down, and we gotta save her. Wow, wow, wow. Look, I wanna save Angie too, but I can't just sit there and say, - Hi pap, I'm a dolphin! - Lenny? And my friend Sharkslayer, he is a fake! - Fake? - Come on! We're gonna need a better plan than that. This is a joke, right? This is a joke? Because you know, I told Lino, Shut up, Lino! Shut up! Tell me you didn't make it a low kid. Tell me that's not Lenny. Tell me you're a real Sharkslayer. - Please! - I'm sorry, Sykes. I'm not. But the sharks don't know that. Would you stop screwing around? This will never work. We're dead, we're dead! Sh! Thank you, Sykes. Thank you! My man Sykes has just begged me not to murder you all up here, right? Now I might listen to him. But then I cannot might not. And that depends on the individual behaviour of all the individuals in here. Individuals. Hey, is that right? - Look, he's got dolphine muscle. - My uncle Will got wacked by one of those. All right. Which one of you sorry deans caled this meeting? That would be me. So, this the Sharkslayer? I've been looking forward to meet you. I feel like we're practically family! You know that's funny, ain't it? I ought my kids into the world. Full love and care. And you took them out. You know who I am? Do you know who I am? I'm the Don! The boss of the Great White sharks! Hey boss, I saved your seat. I've been running this reef since before you was born! And If you thought that guy like me, can't get to a guy like you, guess what? You thought wrong! Man, you're the one who's wrong. I barely know that girl. - What her name was? - Oh yeah? Well I say he's bluffing. - If I wasn't marry. - How you're doing, pretty lady? - Lola! We meet again! - You know, Sharkslayer, there's only one thing I like better than money... Revenge! - Oh, I'm in love! - Your shark slaying days are over! and there ain't nothing you can do about it. Ha? What's so funny? You got nothing! Nothing! Sebastian, take a roll! Can't touch this! Can't touch this! Stop! Oscar time! Okay! New rules! Nobody! I repeat, nobody makes a move without my okay. I am the pattern marker now baby! From now on everything flows through me! What did he do? What did he do? I can't see it! You don't lose a two, you don't grow one back without my okay. - Okay? - Okay. If you sneeze, you don't white dead boogie without my okay. - Okay? - Okay. All right. And you don't say okay, without my okay. Okay? Okay! Thank you all for coming, good meeting, we gotta go. And one more thing. What is with all your living in a low boo? - Oscar! - That was supposed to be my get yourselves a real high-down! - Oscar. And take the good look, Lino. It's over! - Your old school! - Oscar! What? Excuse me. - Ange, are you okay? - No! I am not okay! - He ate me! - I had to take it. - The taste was killing me! - Lenny? Is that you? You're alive? I thought I lost you! What are you wearing, ha? What is that? Hey boss, it's Lenny! He was wearing the disguise, so we wouldn't recognize him. But now he's not wearing a disguise, so we do recognize him! - Hi pap. - Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you out of your mind? Do you have any idea how this looks? This is the best sit-down, I've ever been to! What are you doing with disguise? You took out your own flash and blood! - Franki! - Look pap, just listen! It's not that, you never take side against the family, ever! Hey Don Lino! Sir, listen! It's not his fault! - This is between you and me. - What did I ever do to you! You took Franki away, and you've turned Lenny into a dolphin! I'm gonna get you! - Oscar! Look out! - Oscar! Swim! Swim for your life! You're gonna regret the day you became the Sharkslayer! - Look who's talking in the pot hole! - Ha? You're still hungry big guy! Well say hello to my little friends! - Try again. - Whale wash. You get a whale of a wash and a price. Oh my gosh! All right, you got it right! - You got it right. - Move! Everybody everyway! Come on, Lino. It's time to clean up your act. Pap, leave him alone! All right Lino! Game's over! Lenny? What are you doing in there? - Sorry. - Where's Lino? - He's right behind me, isn't he? - You're mine now! - Let's finish the Sharkslayer. - Oh we're about to! Thank you for coming to whale wash. Okay! Somebody needs to get me out of the bubble. Today! - Angie? - The Sharkslayer has done it again! - Hey! - This time... - Wait! - glorying two sharks into his death trap of high gene. - No! Oscar, you're the somebody, everybody wants to be! The top of the food chain! Tell our cameras, how it feels to be you. - Angie? - Oscar, get me out of here, quick! I need to get straight so I get as far away as I supposed to. - Look what you did to him! - No, it's all a big misunderstanding! Sharkslayer, over here! One word about you, Sharkslayer. - Sharkslayer! Sharkslayer! - Stop! I am not a real Sharkslayer! - I lied. - What? And I'm not a real financial advisor! Okay, it was an anchor that killed Franki. I didn't have anything to do with it and neither did Lenny. If that was true, why did you ran away? I think you always wanted me to be like Franki. I'll never be the shark you want me to be. What is your problem? So, your son likes calp? So? His best friends are fishes. So? He likes to dress like a dolphin, so what?! Everybody loves him just the way he is. Why can't you? Don't make the same mistake that I did. I didn't know what I have. Till I lost her. Will you get me out of this? So I can hug my kid. - And tell him I'm sorry. - Pap! Give me a hue. I love you son, no matter what you eat, or how you dress. - Oscar? - Angie? Angie... I wish I knew now what I knew then. I mean... I wish you knew, what I knew. I mean... - Before this. - You're blowing it, man! Mind your business, all right? I'm just emotional, and there's pressure! What I'm saying, I just... I didn't mean the top of the reef. Everything I wanted was right there in front of me. The whole time. What about being a somebody? I'm nobody without you. You're not helping. Oh, come here! You big dumb dummy head! I've never told you till this, but you're the best henchmen and guides I ever had. Come on, group hug! - Ah! Hey! - Sorry man, sorry. Come such, straight again man, don't be afraid. Oh forget, the moment's gone. So Lino, Don, we're cool, right? I mean like the reef is safe, you know walk the streets, you know without... you know? Yeah, we're cool. Oscar, excuse me, Oscar? You've lost everything you've lied so hard to achieve. Tell me, what's next for you? Come on! Everyone's waiting! - Mister manager! - Hey, I just gotta put the finishing touch on my new desk. I love you, pap. - Yo, dog! - Sykes! All right partner, let's see what you can do. Sykes and Oscar's whale wash is now opened for business! Yo E, B, let's get this party boomed! The other wheels of steel! Yo Christina! Missy! How about we have a low? Oscar leashes furnal! What's up with your bow? Let it go! Hey Angie? Sorry papa and I are late, but we ought some new customers! - Hey, how you're doing? - Wow! Okay, guys! Come on in! - Yo, yo, what's up other? - Hey Oscar! What's up! No, no snap it, snap it, you're not snapping! - I'm snapping, I'm snapping! - It's okay, yo Great Whites can't do it yo! - Yo! - Yo, what's up? - What's up with what? - Yo, yo, yo. Hey, you say yo one more time, and I'm gonna yo you! I'm sorry. - Okay dude, I painted you high! - All right! - Paint me out! - Hey! You think you're smart? What am I? A clown? Keep going with me, don't let me lose you! Cause I can't lose you! In your face! - Allright, what you got? - You don't wanna mess with me! Yo-hoo! Break it down, fellows! Synced by RizzzO

- Hi! I'm Lenny. - Hi. Little body, did I scare you? I'm sorry. Wake up. Wake up. Okay, don't worry about it, I'm gonna get you out in a jiffy. You just keep holding your eath, little wormy. - Yo Lenny! - I'm coming, Franki! Move it, come on! Pap's waiting. Here we go. Got you! Okay, body you're free. Now escape, go! Just go, cry freedom. - You almost gave me a heart attack! - Lenny, what are you doing? What? I was just... picking you some flowers! Hey, mom said it's not okay to hit me! Mom's not here. Don't. Don't! What do you mean? It's a theme song. Are they gone? Are they gone? You're sure? Good morning, south side reef, I'm Katie Current, keep in a current! We've just received a visual confirmation. The sharks are gone! I repeat, the sharks are gone. Shark Tale 'Starfish tours' Mussel Crowe! Jessica Shrimpson! Cod Steward! Up next to mother of eight hundred telses, how she does it all? But first, over to Jenis with the traffic report. Thanks, Katie. Slight congestion here on the interreef 95, there's an overturn microbe, authorities are trying to calm it down. Get out of your shell tombs and go into the bus, cause you'll be late! Don't you yell at me, my mother is your mother, okay? SWIM PRAWN SHOP Yep, that's fake! Fake? I worked ten years on that! SUSHI TOWN According to the latest scelephone, buro of Sharks is at their all time high. Join us tonight for an indepths report. How long has this reef leave under siege? Is there no here among us? Who can stop the Shark menace? Hi, I'm Oscar, you might think you know, but you have no idea. Welcome to my crib! The good light to wait to other hap lip, check it out, I got my flat screen TV, with six speaker surround! CD, DVD, Play station, I have a eight track player for those days when you're feeling just a little... Old school! Cause even a superstar mad daddy fish like me has to have the basic necessity. Yeah, like money! PENTHOUSE APPARTMENTS Come on shorties, why mess with my fantasy! Yourself o, but the only have no further name! Oh that's funny, that was perfect, you're granted. Oscar! Over here! - I got to talk to you! - Al, I'll be right there. - Hey yo, hang with this one. - Oscar, you're the best! Yo, dude! Ho-ho Crazy Joe! Let's do our great prawn house! Can I be your financial advisor? That's a billboard, Crazy Joe. - You're living in a billboard? - No. That's making me crazy! Hey Oscar! Look who came to visit! - Got ya!! - No, don't do that! - Shouldn't you kids be at a school? - Shouldn't you be at work? Right back at me, ha? Little smart mouth. Look, I'm on my way. Ya all stand out of trouble, allright? Hey and clean that stuff up! See ya! See you, Oscar! Yo, yo what's up down it? - Big wash whales! - Hi Oscar! What's up? Hey, rich side! - Yo Johnson, is it lunch yet? - You just got here! That's my point! Hey, headphone guy! TURTLE WAX - Looking good, ladies! - Hey ya! Get back to work! I'm already punched in? Angie. - Good morning, can I help you? - One wash, please. - How about wax? - Please. Couple's great, we're having special, what do you say? Why not? It's maiding season. And I'm feeling lucky! Sykes whale wash. Whale for a wash and the price, Oh my gosh. Oh, may I suggest a monic peel? Removes lines and self damage. - Good. - Hey Ange! Oh my gosh! Hi Oscar! Hey, thanks for covering for me. Yo, I'm sorry dog, Angie needs to get a freak on, would you hold for one moment, please? - Thanks, dog. - Oscar! Come on Ange, dance with me, mama! - Out me! - Let me see it! - Come on, Ange! - Oscar! You're gonna get me fired! Please. You? Fired? No, that can't happen, cause then I would have absolutely no reason to come to work. - You don't mean that. - Of course I do. You're like my best friend. Let me see, tell me what you think about this, this is like the best idea ever, allright? This is a short thing guarantee cash extravaganza. - Bottled water. - Oh, no. All I need, is another advance of my paycheck from deposite, and Ange, I am out of this place! Oscar, it's relegating mister Sykes face, with another one you-get-rich-quick-skims. Go to something you're actually good at. Your job! Which is some of a miracle you still have! Almost forgot. - I ought you some eakfast. - You didn't. - Shelly creams? - Your favourite! Oh, by the way, you're still on hold. Oh my gosh! Thank you for holding! Busy busy busy! Go! How can I help you? No, I'm sorrry, mister Sykes is at the meeting right now. He won't be'll back till later. How are my little babies this morning? You missed me? You're doing good? You see, Sykes. It's a fish eat fish world. You eat the take, or you get taken. True words have never been spoken. Is that it? That all? We're done? Now you and me, we've worked together a long, long, long time. - Please, Don Lino, it's hardly been like worked! - Let me finish. - And you know... - And I love that about you! Let me finish! That I'd lived my life for my sons. - Raising them and protecting them, - You're the best! He's the best, right?! - Teaching them. - Am I right or am I wrong? - Ha? Am I right? - Sykes, it's all been to pre... - Right? - To prepared. - Sorry. - That's all right. For the day they run the reef. Well, today is that day. Luca! Hey boss! Big butts! Allright, to make long story short, from now on, you work for Franki and Lenny, capish? Lenny? Franki I understand, but Lenny? - You can't be serious. - That's serious. It takes not only muscle to run things, now Lenny, he's got the ains, that's something special. - Oh yeah, he's special. - What's that supossed to mean? - Nothing, nothing, I'm just saying. - I ing you in here, look you in the eye tell you what's what and what? - What? - What what? - What what nothing! - You said what first! - I did say what first, I asked you what. No, you said it then what, and I said what? No, I said what what! Like what what! - You said what first. - Now you make a fun of me?! No, no, no, you misunderstood, you misunderstood. Sorry, we're late, pap. Lenny had an accident. - He was born! - He, he, he. You're comic genious! Look, all I'm saying is that kid ain't exactly no killer! My Lenny is a killer, you hear me? A cold blooded killer! Look at him! Yeah? That's it! That's it! You are out! What? - What do you mean I'm out? - You're fired! And on top of that, you're gonna have to start paying me! - For what? - So not have us to that little whale wash of yours! WHALE. Welcome to Oscar's crib. Sixty foot slide covered tomb. There's swimming casualties and plankton across the deep, when you feel a little... old school. Oh stop your moaning, Oscar! That could be a lot worse, you know? Yeah, that's true. I can have this job and look like you! Who's behind me? Who's behind me! Babe, give me some! Indigestion. She's gonna blow! Wait! Headphone guy's still in there! I get you! Hang on! - Still think it could be worse? - Yeah! I can look like you! You're funny. We'll see how you laugh at this! Soap in the eye! Soap in the eye! It's all right. It's all right. Look, I'm gonna get you some cool pies, we'll get you free hot wax and all that, you like that? - Allright, go at it, big baby. - Thanks, Oscar. All right. - Ernie look, who's burning! - Just the fish we were looking for! - Yeah. - The boss wants to see you right now! - Right now! - Ernie! Bernie! My jelly fish others, voodoo! Hey what's up, men? Ah men, good to see you! Fellows, I'm gonna ahead, over there with Don Worby. That's not the way you sing that song, man! Hey Sykes! My other from another mother! What's the day is it, baby? What's going down? Hey baby, this is all gravy today, allright snap you fin, right on it. Snap it! - You are not snapping it! - Oscar! Hey, don't sweat it, Sykes, a lot of other fish can do it. Oscar, would you just sit down, okay? - Thank you! - Look, I've been gone off for my markets. Your owe to me is five grand! Five gees, okay? - Five gees? Man, it's not five gees! - See if this refreshes your memory! Wow! That's crazy! Look at that! You wrote everything down so you wouldn't forget! Wow! This is a perfect example why you're in management and I'm not. You go boy. Look, I have to start paying Don Lino for protection, so everything you owe me, you owe him! - How did you figured that? It's simple. The food chain. You see, on top there's Don Lino. There's me. - And there's regular fish. - And there's me! No, there's plankton, there's single celominas. - Then there's me. - I'm getting to that, there's coral. There's rocks. There's whale poo. And then there's you! - There's my stuff. - So after he's squeezing me, he's squeezing you! - What? Wow! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! - Easy boss, find your happy place. - Happy place! There's is no happy place with him around! Okay, okay, okay. Please, please just give some time, that's all I'm asking! I'm begging you, Sykes, please! - Please! - All right. Cause I like you. I'm gonna give you twenty-four hours to pay out. All of it? - How will I do that? - That's your problem. Bring my five thousand clams tomorrow, or else... - Or else what? The boys will explain you. Unpleasant! Five thousand clams?! You borrowed five thousand clams from mister Sykes? Oscar, why do you get yourself into these situations? I don't know, Ange, it's just hard, allright? Because I'm a little fish in a big pot. A really big pot. The ocean. I'm nobody. - I want some of that! - Missis Sanches? Uh, no. That. The top of the reef. Where the somebodies live. I wanna be rich and famous like them! - But I'm stuck down here. - Well, what's wrong with down here? I'll tell you what's wrong with down here. Remember my dad? He worked at the washes the whole life. He was the number one tongue scrubber. Every year for twenty-five years. To me working at the wash was the coolest job in the ocean. But then I've learned something I would never forget. Ha, ha! Oscar dad's the tongue scruber! Tongue scrubber! Tongue scrubber! My dad was the greatest. But nobody loves nobody. - I wanna be a somebody! - Oscar, you don't have to live at the top of the reef to be a somebody. What's the difference, if I don't pay mister Sykes' beg by tomorrow. I'm dead anyway. Wait here. What's this? - A pink pearl? - Hm. - Where did you get that? - My grandmother gave it to me. She said it started from a tiny grand of sand, but then after a while, it grew in something beautiful. - Dreams can begin small too. - No, I couldn't. Take it! It'll get you the money you need for mister Sykes. What's new on the stand? I'd been on all over this a thousand times, I don't wanna to say it again. You know, you've really given me actually, you know that? I don't know how else to say this to you, Lenny. You see something, you kill it and you eat it. Period. Thanks. That's what sharks do! That's a fine tradition. What's the matter with you? Your other Franki here, he's a killer. - Right, pap. - He's beautiful, he does what he's supposed to do! Wipe your face. But you... I'm hearing things... You gotta understand, when you look week, it make me look week. - I know, pap. - I'm sorry. - Lenny, Lenny, look at me. Look at me! This ain't nobody's business, this is for you! It's for both of you! And you're acting like you don't even want it! I need to know that you can handle that. Right here in front of me now, eat this. Yeah, oh Jee! Thanks pap. Here's the thing. I'm on a diet, and I've read an article about these shrimps, they are not good for you, you know how many calories are in one shrimp? - A lot! - It's true! It's true, and the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took her baby, cause she past away, and then the baby lost it's legs, and it's all I wasn't suppose I gonna stop, but I still take care of him with my wife. It's crawling and it's fearly happy, it's difficult, cause I've been working on a second shift at the factory, there put food on the table, all the love and I see that little guy's tears, it's the worst in the world. Front story. I'm not asking you anymore, I'm telling you, eat it! - No! Have mercy! - Pap, please! - Eat! - Don't eat! - What are you... - Son, eat... - No! the shrimp! - Please! - No, please, no! - Lenny! Eat! Eat, eat, eat! - Eat, eat, eat, eat! - Put the shrimp down! All right, go now. No one's looking. Get out of here! - You're free. Go on, go, go! - Thank you. You're good person. Come on, fellows! - Papa, why can't I handle the reef? - No! No! We're gonna do this as a family. Franki, I want you to take Lenny out, and show him the rules. - Oh come on, pap. - Son you're gonna learn how to be a shark! Will you like it or not. - That kid better show up, or he's dead meat! - Yes, at a word, boss. Get a whole load of the money, give it to mister Sykes. Come on, hurry up, hurry up! - This is our chance, you don't wanna miss it! - Are you sure about this? A friend of friend of mine tipped me off! - Race is rigged. We can't lose! - Well what's the horses name? Lucky day. LUCKY DAY SEABISCUIT - We're gonna be rich. Rich! - Top of the reef, here I come! No, wait! What am I doing? Remember what Angie said, remember what Angie said. What did Angie say? Dreams can begin small, you just have to bet it all! Bet it all! Five thousand on Lucky day to win! That's two hundred a one! - That would pay a million clams! - Than I guess it makes me, Oscar la millionaire. Lucky day! Lucky day! Lucky day! Nice bet. You have a name? You wanna tell me what it is? Well mine's Lola. Come on man! Get it handled yourself! So... Lola, my name's O... My name is Oscar, sweety. - Missis Sanches! - I hate when it hops, smooth dog, don't work with me! - No, my bad. Hey! So... - Oscar! I was starting to think you skipped on on me. Sykes! Hey! I see you... already to your way to the cashier stand. - What are doing? - You mind ing us back some drinks? - Why are you touching me? - That'll be great man, thanks. Oh I know, I'll ing back some of little winner thing! - You mean the one with the toothpicks? - What are doing? Don't listen to him! - Come on Lola, let me escort you to... my box. - Your box? His box? You can't even afford the gum to the seats! He just laid five grand on Lucky day, I think he can afford anything he wants! Five grand? My five grand? - No, it was another five grand. - You had the money to pay me back and you bet it anyway? - Hold on. - Give me that! - Sykes! - Clearly I've made a mistake. - No! No, wait! Lola! Look, deep down, I'm really superficial. And don't get me wrong, you're cute, but you are a nobody. Oscar, you're cute, but you are a nobody. Wait Lola! Come back! I'm not a nobody! I'm a winner! You are unbelievable, you're in trouble up to your gilles, and still, you're asking for more? Now go on, get in here! Oscar, you better pray that this horse of yours comes through. You bet my five thousand! Hey! Hey! Hey! Out of my seat! You, out of my seat! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! - Sit tight and watch the race. - With your good eye! Horses are ready on the post. Race is going special by Seabiscuit and some of other! The long shoulder Lucky day appears of having trouble of getting out of the gates. - What? Only a sucker could have bet on him! No, no, no, don't sweat it man, he does this all the time, he just blam. - Oh, what's this? Lucky day has crossed his way through the gates! And he's off for running! That was straight away Seabiscuit forcing on Lucky day! Fast! Go fast! Coming round the fall tone the Seabiscuit riding, and Lucky day well behind the pack. And in comes Lucky day! Coming up from behind! He's passing other tales! Now or never! Sykes, you see? Who's your fish now? Around the final turn here comes Lucky day! Lucky day is now calling the Fishfingers! He gets ahead. Wait, I'm getting tired, just beg him up! Look how Lucky day goes! Absolutely amazing! This is Lucky day's big day! That's Lucky day! What happened! Lucky day is down! No!!! And here comes Fishfingers followed by Seabiscuit yellow tail. Fishfingers wins! - What is it? - Wait, wait, wait I just wanted to hold you! Get out of my way, let me see! Poor sad day for Lucky day! And that's why they call him the low shot. Yo, that was crazy, right? Who knew? I mean everything's set, there's a luck, we're good to go, we're in the money, and he trips underwater. Who in a hell trips underwater? And by the way... That's it! That's it, I've had it. Ernie, Bernie, I want you to find the deepest, darkest hole in the ocean, and when you do, dig deeper, and put him in it! Sorry kid, it's nothing personal. It's just business. Don't worry about a day, cause every little thing is gonna be all right! - This is how you sing it, Oscar. - Yeah. Sykes, you like your money. I set ticket easy on you. - But Sykes is not here! - True. - Ernie, let me ask you a question. - Yeah man, go on. Why is it that millacscan sting on a people? But they have no affect on you. Ernie, I didn't mean it Ernie! I didn't mean it man! Ernie! You made a joke! - Good one man! Respect! - Respect. Load fire! - Franki, you know I can't do this! - Lenny, if you wanna make pap happy, you gotta kill something! - Or I could find a very old sick fish and just wait! - Oh. This getting around, you think of the day in the restaurant, you know how fish pop! Bit of bit, bit of bob, this that the other, then how you're doing? Boom! Get a body here. Dead Okay, seriously I can't understand why this is so you have to be more specific. - More specific? You want specific? - Be a shark, for once in your life! - Oh, what am I gonna do? Lenny, forget about it, okay? We do a couple of practice, but a bim, but a bom, pap's happy, you're a shark, life goes on! Capish? - Okay. - Okay, capish. - Wait, wait, wait. Bingo. Right there, there you see? TV dinner. - Don't get lousy on this. - All right. Come on. I am the tiger. Franki, I can do this! What if I can't do this? - Then don't bother coming home. - Good point! All right. Hit him in the tale again. - I like his funny face, man. - Funny face, yeah. - Ernie! - No! Guys! Guys! Don't leave me alone! Come on, there could be a shark out here! Oh no, wait! I'm sorry, no, no, no. I'm not gonna... - Lenny! - What? Like this! Oh my god! Just get off me! Wait a minute! Do me a favor, don't chew me, I'm not for that. - I'm not gonna eat you. - Don't do the whole hit trip thing with me! Listen to me, don't move until I tell you! That's it, Lenny, here you go, body! That's it, dig straight, baby. Dig it! Look, I'm just pretending, so you can get away. When I turn around, you take off! Tastes like chicken! Mhh. - Oh no. No. - What did I tell you! I'm sorry, I didn't get it, you want me to go now? - What are you doing, just come home! - That's it, I've had it up to here! - Oh no! - Hurry, swim! - No, Franki wait! - No, get your boy! Get your boy! Franki! Lenny, - Lenny, is that you? - I'm here, Franki. - Come closer. - Yes, what is it? - I'm so cold. - That's just because we're cold blooded. Moron! Franki, no! No!!! This is all my fault! I'm so sorry, Franki! Oh my, how am I gonna explain this to pap? Oh no! Watch it! Back off! I'm crazy! I will do it! - Wow! - Wow! Oh, what a... Don't hurt us, we're sorry! It was all Ernie idea! Oscar! Did you kill that shark? All right, yeah! Yeah! Exactly how it looked, that's how it is. What happened! - Oh, you want to know what happened? - Yeah, you're standing on top of shark! - Go on man! - Well I'll tell you what happened! Big old shark, seventy-five hundred feet long, so he's swimming at me, right? - With teeth like razors! - Razors! And it was all like, you want come at me like that, you want come to all like that? Dude, do the muscle thing, the muscle thing! Oh right, right. So I told that dude, I said do you see this guy? And I pointed like this, well he's got a other. And he lives right over here! And I think it's time for a little family reunion! - You see man, I told you! - Excuse me. - We were right there, right there! - Pardon me. Move it! Sorry, sorry! She seems so nice on TV. Oscar, Katie Current. As a first fish in history, that ever take on a shark and win, tell me, does this mean you're now the protector of the reef? - New sheriff in town, the big cahuna? - Katie, I'm a keeper of reef, - I can call you Katie, right? - Of course! Any shark tries to mess around in Oscar town, is going down! Yeah, just poetic, I mean poetic! Oscar! Oscar. Okay, get out of here, barracuda, any further questions will be filled by me! - And you are? - I'm his manager, Sykes. With an Y. And I'm his financial advisor! You wanna see my puppets? Hello! Could you excuse for a moment, please? - My manager? - Kid, you're a superstar! We're gonna make a fortune! Just let me handle it. - What about the five gees? - Forget the five gees. - From now on we're partners! - So what exactly are we talking about here? - I'm thinking about 90/10 split. - Well, that's actualy pretty generous. You're the 10, I take my 90 off the top. - I don't think so! - Talk to me. - You get 50! - 70. - 20! - 75. Dude! You're going the wrong way! - Fifty-fifty! - Fifty-fifty! - You're happy? - No, you're happy? - No! Deal! - Deal! My manager and I are now prepared to take your questions. Oscar, are you going to continue working here at the wash? Please, I bearly work here now! - Keep in up, kid. You're slaying them! - No, he's slaying sharks! Hey, that's good, that's good, I like that! Oscar, the Sharkslayer! - Wow! - A Sharkslayer! You heard it here first, from now on, any shark tries to bother this reef, it's had its funeral. I could fly high... - Franki, we'll miss you. - To Franki! It's a terrible thing, Don Lino. Everybody loved Franki. May whoever did this, die at thousand depths. May his stinking maggy coffered corpse rot in a fire depth of hell! Thank you for your kind thoughts, Giuseppe. Oh and may Lenny be found safe and sound too. - Hope he's okay. - Oh Lenny. - Don't worry, boss. - I said some things to him... - We' gotta find him. - We're searching everywhere. Forget about it, he'll turn up. What's wrong with that kid? Why does he gotta be so different? Franki, god rest his soul, he was perfect. Perfect! Oh, Luca, who could have done this? Don Lino, at this most difficult time, please accept my deepest condolences. Thank you, Don Brizzi, for honouring my son with your song. I got some news, about the guy who took out Franki. Hey, let's talk over here. He come out of nowhere, this guy. Calls himself the Sharkslayer. - I'm here, over here. - The Sharkslayer! - Where do I find him? - He's from the south side reef, that's all we could dig up. - Thank you, thank you. - Any request? - Luca. - How about that Titanic song? - No, no! Get Sykes, he knows that reef better than anybody. I wanna find this guy, I wanna know everything about him, I wanna know where he lives, I wanna know where he sleeps, he pops to kill, I wanna know about it. Who is the Sharkslayer. Here he is! The Sharkslayer! GUP PENTHOUSE Let's get this party started right! - There he is, the big dog! - Sykes? Found that dog. Found it! Oscar, raise the reef, raise the reef! - Yeah? - Oh yeah. Hot! - Hey, that's from desperating! - Come on, cabbage back! Cabbage back! - Angie! You made it! - Hey, wait! You're gonna eak my gift! Come on, you didn't have to get me anything. - What did you get me? - Well, what does every bachelor need! A lover lamp! How did you know I love lover lamps? You know what, I'm gonna put it right here, next to my other one. Hey, come Ange, I wanna show the best thing about this place! - Wow! - How great is this view? - Top of reef! It's amazing! - I know , it's beautiful, right? Like your, like your new appartment? It's... wow! Awesome! All I'm trying to say, is that... - I'm proud of you, Oscar. - Yeah, it was nothing, really. You know what? Wait right here, don't move, I'll be right back. Girl, you are gonna flip! - Wow! I'm back! - Oh you're back! You know what Ange, where I am right now, this whole new life I've got, or my dreams coming true, you know, weird kind of way? - I'd never could have done it without you. - Oh, sure you could. Well, probably not. - Ange, here. - Oh, Oscar! I know, I know. Just sorry, that it took so long. - Oh that's okay! - Bam! My grandmother's pearl! With entries! Now, I don't forget anything, and I never forget who my friends are! Ange, I... Oh, hi. I'm not interrupting something, am I? - Yes, we're talking! - No! Hey Lola! Wow, you're here! You gotta come best my meet friend, Angie. Eat my best, my man, Wangie? Your best friend? Oh that's sweet. So you won't mind if I still be here for a while and leave? So, look who's a somebody after all! - You know... - Sharks! On the edge of the reef! The Great Whites! Okay, everbody go home, spend the last few hours that you have with each other! Oh! I mean, that's the way it used to be around here. We were all screaming, forgot our stuff but, now's Oscar came to town! So Lola, baby, just wait here, and I will be right back, I'm gonna go ahead take care of the sharks. Go get them tiger! Wow! - All right Oscar, you can do this! - Go get them Oscar! Lenny! Where the hack is he? - Lenny! - Hey! What are you doing? There's a Sharkslayer around here! Oh yeah, Lenny! Lenny! - That was close. - Super close. Don't panic. - Quiet, we're safe. - No, not you again! - Yeah, what was that? - What is with you, man! - Shh, he could be anywhere. - Who? Shh, the Sharkslayer. - There's no Sharkslayer around here. - Yes, there is! - No, there is not, trust me on this one. - Get a hold of yourself, man! - This is no time to act crazy! - You're the one acting crazy! Crazy! You're right. You're right, I'm sorry. I haven't been myself since the... the... No, don't cry! No, that's not all that. - Just relax. - It's my fault! - Not really, but still! - Okay calm. You just need a little time. - Man look, things are work out. - You think? Yeah! So... Look, I'll take off, and you should just go home, okay? - Okay. - Hey, good luck, dog. - Wait! - What, man? - I didn't catch your name. - Oscar. - I'm Lenny. Hi! - Hi. - Where do you live? - Lenny? Where I come from, fish don't like to get grabbed by sharks, okay? - Sorry. - Go home! There is no home for me anymore. Don't you understand that? - You're too big to be grabbing me like this. - Take me home with you. - Shh! What? - You won't even notice I'm in! I'm like the invisible shark! - Are you crazy? - Please, I'm begging you, don't leave me alone! - Shh! Yo! Put you fins on the wall, where I could see them! - Got ya! - Hey, yo! Shorty! - Oscar! - What ya doing here? - Check out my mad bum! - Check it out. Bum! There is! - Do you like it? - You kids got some skills! What did I tell you? You can shooting be doing this! And besides, it's not safe to be here at night. It is now, dude o, you're the Sharkslayer! - Sharkslayer? - Sometimes I'd be coughing like that. Look, I just need you off of these streets. - Come on! - Get your butts home! Cause I know your moms, and I'm just tell them you are doing bad. - Hey let's go make mister Sykes puff up! - Yeah! Bye Oscar! - Lenny! Did you see what just hapened there? - I know. They think you're the Sharkslayer! As if! - I appreciate your funky tone, actually. - No, wait up! Hey! I'm sorry. Seriously, I don't want you mad at me. And I certainly don't want you to 'slay me'! You're having a good time, right? Are you enjoying yourself? Well, for your information, I am the Sharkslayer! Oscar the Sharkslayer, that's what they're saying! - Wait, you mean you? - Yeah. When the anchor... - Oh, you're a liar! - Hey, I didn't lie, all right? Allright, I lied! But that was a little lie! Come on, no one's was gonna be hurt anyway! What am I doing? I'm not gonna explain myself to you. - You know what? You're on your own! - No problem! And if god forbids, someone should, I don't know. Find out the truth about the Sharkslayer on my way back... - You wouldn't! - I would. Come here! Of course you can cup on me! But you know, I mean, you're a shark, right? And I'm a Sharkslayer, so we can't be seen together. - You dig dug? - Dig dug, dug dig. Dig dug, yeah! - Yo, diggy dug! - Just come on! Okay Lenny, follow my every move and don't make a sound. You got it. Wow, echo. Echo! Now, coming for the south side sharks, I'm fifty. Oh, it's not okay to hit! - Get your bum in there! - You think anybody heard that? - Who is that? Ha? Who's that? - Yo-hoo! Crazy Joe! I thought I heard something! Did you get that shark? - You have no idea, Joe! - That's great! Well, gotta go, my show's on! All right. We're safe. For now. Hey a bed! Oh! Yeah, that's good. That's heaven. Snuggely buggley waggely! - I love you man! - Wow, hold on! - You're my new best friend! - Stop it! Okay, you wanna be friends? Fine, but we gotta lay down some rules. Rule number one, no snuggely buggely, whatever that just was! - You got it. Anything else? Allright, rule number two! And this is the most important rule. Any event, that possibly, you know, you're hungry... Don't worry, I'm not gonna eat anyone. In case you haven't noticed, I'm different from the other sharks. Let's put it that way, leave it at that. Good night! - Define different. - You'll laugh. - I'm not gonna laugh! - Well that's just what you said, and then what happens later? You laugh. Lenny, I give you my word. Okay, I will tell you, I'm... I'm a vegetarian. Hm, hold on. So that's it? - What do you mean that's it? - I'm just... You're first fish I've ever told! I'm so tired of keeping that all a secret! - And my dad, - Wow, hey! he'll never accept me for who I am. - What's wrong with me? - Nothing is wrong with you, man. - I think all sharks should be like you. - God, that sweet to say. And stop blaming yourself for what happened. - Really? - If you wanna blame anybody, blame me. Cause if I hadn't been out there, in the first place, nothing of this would happen! Yeah, if pop knew that, he'd ice you for sure. Ice? Was that a godfather or something? - Yeah. - What do you mean, 'yeah'? Yeah, he is. Hey, are you all right? GAME OVER - Ha, man, I told you! - I'm doing this! Left circle double left square right to the down square square. Another square! Respect. - Respect. Oh yeah? Well I got some news for you! The Sharkslayer made me his manager, so I'm now... what I like to call untouchable! Did you hear me? - Sykes! - Okay. Hey Oscar! - Sykes! - Hey hey hey, there he is, my other, my player, the Sharkslayer! - Yeah whatever, Sykes listen. And another thing, from now on you're gonna have to start paying me for protection! Sykes, the deal is off, the shark I killed was Don Lino's son! - I know! Any grade? - Not if he finds out! What do you mean find out? I've got him on the phone right now! That's right, Lino. I've got the Sharkslayer right here in front of me! - And he's gonna slay you and all of your sharks! - Sykes, shut up! Shut up! Hey that's good. That's good, I like that. Shut up, Lino! Shut up! - What? Oh, kid, he wants to talk to you. - I know, I'm not here! I'm not here! Yeah, he's right here. - Hello. - Shut up? Shut up? You don't tell me shut up, I tell you shut up! - What? Hello? - Yeah, how you're doing? Let me have a pie with everything on it. Anchovies, meet balls, mushrooms... - Luca! - Oh, hi boss! - What are you doing working in a pizza joint? - Get off the phone! But I'm hungry! My guys are coming for you, Sharkslayer! They are going to tear you fin from fin! Come on, now who's your puff daddy? Who takes care of you? Come on you two, we've got work to do. - I was winning! - Sykes, Sykes, hold, look! - You got it all wrong! - I've been writing songs about you kid! - All the shark bites.. - Sykes. With his teeth dear. - And then Oscar, - Sykes! - Kicked his butt! - Sykes, Sykes, man! - Come on! - Maybe I can help? Hey! Lola! What are you doing here? You pop it up sometimes in places! Oh you said to wait, so... - I've been waiting. - Look, I don't have a lot of time for a whole hand clappy making the life's go on music playing and the guitar thing, you know. - What are you afraid of? - Afraid? That's funny. I'm not afraid of nothing, it's just... - Oh baby, you're so tense. - Yeah, you know. I've really been stressed lately, like protecting the reef, you know, I do that for myself. - It's just too crazy. - It's just too much. Yeah, you know, just one thing on top of the other. Actually I was thinking about retiring. - You don't wanna do that. - I don't? You have worked your way to the top. You don't wanna go back to the bottom, do you? - No. No, no way! - You just show them who's boss. And the sharks will leave you alone. Yeah, you're right! Lenny! - Pss! Lenny! Where are you? - Hello, Oscar. Angie! Hey! What are you doing here? What Oscar, did you forget something? Oh maybe, you forgot your shark! Hi. Shark! Swim Angie! I'll cover you! Quick! - Before it's too late! Go home without me! - Oh stop it! Your friend shark here told me everything. - Lenny, why would you do that? - I don't know, I like her! Thank you, I like you too. What were you thinking inging him in here? - No, I just, I'm still working at the cakes. - Cakes? You lie! - Everybody thinks you're slayer of the sharks! - Who am I gonna tell that they are wrong? - How could you lie to me, Oscar? Me? - Don't take it personally. Come on, I lied to everybody! All right. Look, I'm sorry. I totally betrayed you, but listen I got just one... little problem I gotta take care of. - Of what's that? - Sharks are coming to get me! - And they should! I mean, what did you expect? You just take credit for killing the shark and everything will be fine and dandy for the rest of your life? Yeah! But don't you worry about it. Me and Lenny got it, we go fix it! - Wow, wow, wow. - What's with the 'we', I don't wanna 'we' part of this. - Hey, too late now, vagie boy, they'll be looking for you too. - Point taken. What's the plan? - Allright, just what we will do. Oscar! Here's the plan! You tell the truth. And you go home! Allright, look. This we're gonna do, right? We will paint you up all bloody. Just mess, right? And you go swim out and meet the sharks before they get here. And you will say stop! Don't go no further! This Sharkslayer's crazy man! He beat me senceless! He's stone cold killer, man! And then you can tell them I'm huge! You know, tell them that I'm handsome. - You're going way too far, Oscar! - Acually he hasn't gone far enough. Exactly! What? You need slay a shark, and I need to dissappear. This is what we're gonna do. This is Katie Current, reporting live. We've got uncontrolled reports of... Shark!!! Look, it's the Sharkslayer! Holy microbe! Did we get that? Hey, Ange! Oscar's on the TV! Show me that. Allright, do what you do best. Do you hear them, Lenny? They are going crazy, man! - They love us! - They love you, they hate me! - What? - Let's switch sides, maybe I can be the Fishslayer! - They'll never see it coming! - Come on, man! You saw this, you'll never have to go home again! You can start a new life! - Now give me a growl! - Okay. - Like that? - That was pretty good. Let's go! Is that what you're offering? Do you understand how huge my client is? Turn on your TV right now! Lenny, hold on! Lenny, Lenny! Turn off your TV! Turn off your TV! - Don't swallow! - Oscar? No, it's Pinnoccio. Of course it's me! Why did you do that? - I'm sorry. - No, no. Sorry, is when you step on somebody's fin at the movie theater. It is sorry. Sorry, is what you say, Hey, where's the baby, dude? And it turns out to burst is just fat! This is as far away from sorry, as you could possibly get! - But Oscar! I think I'm gonna puke. - No, no, no! Lenny, just open up. Nice and easy. - Are you not entertained? - Go Oscar, man! - You can't handle its rule! - Go get them! You had me at hello! Turn your TV back on! What are you doing, turning your TV off? Turn it on! This reef is huge. How we're supposed to find the Sharkslayer? This is it, Lenny. Big finish! Just like we practised. - The flying fish? - The flying fish! Little more help here, body boy! - Sorry. - Thank you. Curse you, Sharkslayer! Yeah, and you tell Don Lino, that I don't never ever ever ever never! Want to see another shark on this reef again! - Ever! Remember this name, Oscar the Sharkslayer! Aha! You see? You see? Ha? Look at Oscar! Oscar! Hey, Lol... It seems that Sharkslayer not only countered a few sharks today, but maybe a few hearts? Has the reef's most eligible bachelor have been snapped up? I'm Katie Current. You're live watching the Sharkslayer making out. Hey Angie, can you hand me the blue one? Thank you. Who steps in the room? - Yeah! - Oscar and Lenny! What a dream baby! Give me that! Give me some fin! - High fin! - Give me some fin! - Low fin! - Did you see me? I was like... - That was great! - When you punched me, the crowd was... Yeah, the ate it up! Hey Angie, Angie you ain't know how Lenny had me in him, did you? - It was like an Oscar explosion! - How good was I? - Oh you was the ball! - Thank you, thank you. Hey, hey, hey! Casanova! I saw your big finish on the news. Nice smooch, lover boy. It was just private, just private. - Private! The entire reef saw you do it. - Hey, somebody's got a bad move. Come on, Ange. Let me see the smile! - Show me the smile, baby! - Knock it off! - What is gotten in you? - Me? I want, I swear! Sometimes I wanna take your big dumb dummy head and just... - Ange, Ange, what is the problem? - Problem? There's no problem, I'm not having problem! Maybe it's probably because you're the one with a problem! - Hey you guys? - What have you got against Lola? Not my lips, that's for sure! - Okay, what's going on? - I'm gonna stay out of this. Look, why would you even care about Lola anyway? - I don't! - You don't? - No! - No what? - I don't know! - You guys, you wanna get? - No - No! Just tell me, Oscar, cause I'm curious. Why do you think she's interested? Do you think for one minute that she would even be with you, if you want to reach a fame of Sharkslayer? - Come on guys, please don't fight. - Are you that light? - At least she treats me like I'm somebody! - Yeah, but will she love you if you were nobody? - Nobody loved me when I was nobody! - I did! Before the money, and before the fame, before the lie! To me you were a somebody, Oscar. Now you're nothing! But a fake. A shame. - You're joker. - Here I come! Sebastian, the way you'll washing dolphin! - Angie. - No, forget it! Just go! Cause I'm tired of hearing that everything you had in your life wasn't good enough. Including me. - Angie? - Oh honey, I'm sorry. Go back and do it again. Hey, come on. It'll be okay. You can't have the lose! You got shark eath! 'O' mints 'Coca cola' 'Get real' What are you kids doing? How many times I got to tell you? This is past your bed time! Go on, all right. Hey, hey, hey! What are you kids are... Well, it looks pretty good! You guys should do this for a living! Preparation 'O'! It slays hemorroids like Oscar slays sharks! Hey Oscar! Angie was right. I am a joker. Hey, Sharkslayer. Why are you in here? - All your friens are inside! - Not all my friends. You may not little bottom feeder from the whale wash. Forget about her. She's a nobody. I'm the nobody. Oh let me guess. She told you that she loves you, is that it? It's not like you feel the same way about her. You know what? I don't think this is gonna work out. What? Are you dumping me? Let me explain something to you. We get party like at your birthday. Ha! Young love! CHOCOLATES FLOWERS - Hey Oscar! - Hey, I can't talk, I gotta find Angie! I need to tell her... I love her! Where you're going, Oscar? - Hi, whale wash. - Give me the phone! - We'll you got a whale to wash and the price... - Give me back the phone! And the price is... very very low. Consider no good washers! - Good one, Ernie. How many times do I have to tell you? It's gosh! You get a whale of a wash, and the price - oh my gosh! - All right, we get it man. - Whale wash, rhymes with gush! - Give me that! Get out of here, both of you. Won't you use some place else, will you? - Sykes? Where's Angie? - You tell me! Whale wash, you got a whale of a wash... No? - It's for you. - Ha? - Hello? - Is this the Sharkslayer? - Yeah, who is this? - It's Luca the octop... I mean, forget about it. Now you follow these instructions, okay? Fall cabinet, top drawer, there's a package. Get it. That's right, tough guy, we got your girl. That is gonna be a sit-down. In one hour. - Who is it? - Shh! Be there if you don't want to see her sleeping with the fishes. The bad ones. Now nod your head if you understand. Now tell me if you nodded your head. I nodded. They got Angie. And they want a sit-down. I never meant for anybody to get hurt, especially not Angie. This is all my fault. That's a classic move. I've seen it a thousand times. They take the thing you love the most, and then they use it against you! Look, we gotta go to that sit-down, and we gotta save her. Wow, wow, wow. Look, I wanna save Angie too, but I can't just sit there and say, - Hi pap, I'm a dolphin! - Lenny? And my friend Sharkslayer, he is a fake! - Fake? - Come on! We're gonna need a better plan than that. This is a joke, right? This is a joke? Because you know, I told Lino, Shut up, Lino! Shut up! Tell me you didn't make it a low kid. Tell me that's not Lenny. Tell me you're a real Sharkslayer. - Please! - I'm sorry, Sykes. I'm not. But the sharks don't know that. Would you stop screwing around? This will never work. We're dead, we're dead! Sh! Thank you, Sykes. Thank you! My man Sykes has just begged me not to murder you all up here, right? Now I might listen to him. But then I cannot might not. And that depends on the individual behaviour of all the individuals in here. Individuals. Hey, is that right? - Look, he's got dolphine muscle. - My uncle Will got wacked by one of those. All right. Which one of you sorry deans caled this meeting? That would be me. So, this the Sharkslayer? I've been looking forward to meet you. I feel like we're practically family! You know that's funny, ain't it? I ought my kids into the world. Full love and care. And you took them out. You know who I am? Do you know who I am? I'm the Don! The boss of the Great White sharks! Hey boss, I saved your seat. I've been running this reef since before you was born! And If you thought that guy like me, can't get to a guy like you, guess what? You thought wrong! Man, you're the one who's wrong. I barely know that girl. - What her name was? - Oh yeah? Well I say he's bluffing. - If I wasn't marry. - How you're doing, pretty lady? - Lola! We meet again! - You know, Sharkslayer, there's only one thing I like better than money... Revenge! - Oh, I'm in love! - Your shark slaying days are over! and there ain't nothing you can do about it. Ha? What's so funny? You got nothing! Nothing! Sebastian, take a roll! Can't touch this! Can't touch this! Stop! Oscar time! Okay! New rules! Nobody! I repeat, nobody makes a move without my okay. I am the pattern marker now baby! From now on everything flows through me! What did he do? What did he do? I can't see it! You don't lose a two, you don't grow one back without my okay. - Okay? - Okay. If you sneeze, you don't white dead boogie without my okay. - Okay? - Okay. All right. And you don't say okay, without my okay. Okay? Okay! Thank you all for coming, good meeting, we gotta go. And one more thing. What is with all your living in a low boo? - Oscar! - That was supposed to be my get yourselves a real high-down! - Oscar. And take the good look, Lino. It's over! - Your old school! - Oscar! What? Excuse me. - Ange, are you okay? - No! I am not okay! - He ate me! - I had to take it. - The taste was killing me! - Lenny? Is that you? You're alive? I thought I lost you! What are you wearing, ha? What is that? Hey boss, it's Lenny! He was wearing the disguise, so we wouldn't recognize him. But now he's not wearing a disguise, so we do recognize him! - Hi pap. - Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you out of your mind? Do you have any idea how this looks? This is the best sit-down, I've ever been to! What are you doing with disguise? You took out your own flash and blood! - Franki! - Look pap, just listen! It's not that, you never take side against the family, ever! Hey Don Lino! Sir, listen! It's not his fault! - This is between you and me. - What did I ever do to you! You took Franki away, and you've turned Lenny into a dolphin! I'm gonna get you! - Oscar! Look out! - Oscar! Swim! Swim for your life! You're gonna regret the day you became the Sharkslayer! - Look who's talking in the pot hole! - Ha? You're still hungry big guy! Well say hello to my little friends! - Try again. - Whale wash. You get a whale of a wash and a price. Oh my gosh! All right, you got it right! - You got it right. - Move! Everybody everyway! Come on, Lino. It's time to clean up your act. Pap, leave him alone! All right Lino! Game's over! Lenny? What are you doing in there? - Sorry. - Where's Lino? - He's right behind me, isn't he? - You're mine now! - Let's finish the Sharkslayer. - Oh we're about to! Thank you for coming to whale wash. Okay! Somebody needs to get me out of the bubble. Today! - Angie? - The Sharkslayer has done it again! - Hey! - This time... - Wait! - glorying two sharks into his death trap of high gene. - No! Oscar, you're the somebody, everybody wants to be! The top of the food chain! Tell our cameras, how it feels to be you. - Angie? - Oscar, get me out of here, quick! I need to get straight so I get as far away as I supposed to. - Look what you did to him! - No, it's all a big misunderstanding! Sharkslayer, over here! One word about you, Sharkslayer. - Sharkslayer! Sharkslayer! - Stop! I am not a real Sharkslayer! - I lied. - What? And I'm not a real financial advisor! Okay, it was an anchor that killed Franki. I didn't have anything to do with it and neither did Lenny. If that was true, why did you ran away? I think you always wanted me to be like Franki. I'll never be the shark you want me to be. What is your problem? So, your son likes calp? So? His best friends are fishes. So? He likes to dress like a dolphin, so what?! Everybody loves him just the way he is. Why can't you? Don't make the same mistake that I did. I didn't know what I have. Till I lost her. Will you get me out of this? So I can hug my kid. - And tell him I'm sorry. - Pap! Give me a hue. I love you son, no matter what you eat, or how you dress. - Oscar? - Angie? Angie... I wish I knew now what I knew then. I mean... I wish you knew, what I knew. I mean... - Before this. - You're blowing it, man! Mind your business, all right? I'm just emotional, and there's pressure! What I'm saying, I just... I didn't mean the top of the reef. Everything I wanted was right there in front of me. The whole time. What about being a somebody? I'm nobody without you. You're not helping. Oh, come here! You big dumb dummy head! I've never told you till this, but you're the best henchmen and guides I ever had. Come on, group hug! - Ah! Hey! - Sorry man, sorry. Come such, straight again man, don't be afraid. Oh forget, the moment's gone. So Lino, Don, we're cool, right? I mean like the reef is safe, you know walk the streets, you know without... you know? Yeah, we're cool. Oscar, excuse me, Oscar? You've lost everything you've lied so hard to achieve. Tell me, what's next for you? Come on! Everyone's waiting! - Mister manager! - Hey, I just gotta put the finishing touch on my new desk. I love you, pap. - Yo, dog! - Sykes! All right partner, let's see what you can do. Sykes and Oscar's whale wash is now opened for business! Yo E, B, let's get this party boomed! The other wheels of steel! Yo Christina! Missy! How about we have a low? Oscar leashes furnal! What's up with your bow? Let it go! Hey Angie? Sorry papa and I are late, but we ought some new customers! - Hey, how you're doing? - Wow! Okay, guys! Come on in! - Yo, yo, what's up other? - Hey Oscar! What's up! No, no snap it, snap it, you're not snapping! - I'm snapping, I'm snapping! - It's okay, yo Great Whites can't do it yo! - Yo! - Yo, what's up? - What's up with what? - Yo, yo, yo. Hey, you say yo one more time, and I'm gonna yo you! I'm sorry. - Okay dude, I painted you high! - All right! - Paint me out! - Hey! You think you're smart? What am I? A clown? Keep going with me, don't let me lose you! Cause I can't lose you! In your face! - Allright, what you got? - You don't wanna mess with me! Yo-hoo! Break it down, fellows! Synced by RizzzO

The consumer society... ... has destroyed the environment. Exterminated millions of species of plants and animals. Poisoned the seas... ... the rivers and the lakes. Polluted the air. Filled the atmosphere with carbon dioxide and other harmful gases. Destroyed the ozone layer. Exhausted our oil, coal and gas reserves- -and rich mineral resources. Exterminated our forests and destroyed their own. So what is left for us? Underdevelopment. Poverty. Dependence. Underdevelopment. Debt. Uncertainty. For the superdeveloped societies - - the problem is not growth... ... but distribution. Not only amongst themselves - - but amongst everybody. Sustainable development is impossible - - without fairer distribution amongst all nations. After all, mankind is one great family - - all sharing the same destiny. Given today's severe crisis, we're facing an even worse future - - that will never enable us to solve the economical, social... ... and ecological tragedy of a world more and more out of control. Something must be done to save mankind. A better world is possible! Those who have come here to demonstrate peacefully - - have not been able to do so because of certain individuals - - with a quasi-professional dedication to violence. Murderers...! They walk the streets exposed to the constant poison of adverts - - sowing the seeds of fantasy, illusion - - and the desire for impossible consumption. What rubbish! The behaviour of many leaders as they watch their model economies collapse - - like a house of cards is truly repugnant! Cuba does not promote consumerism! Long live socialism! Fatherland or death! We shall overcome! CONSUME ONLY THE NECESSARY And now our supreme leader: Commander in Chief Fidel Castro Ruz! Fidel's might puts the Yankees to flight! Fidel's might puts the Yankees to flight! Fidel's might puts the Yankees to flight! Distinguished guests. Fellow countrymen... For a Cuban travelling, it's a really big thing. I went to Europe with a letter of invitation from a friend. The first time I went to a supermarket, I couldn't close my mouth. Everything was a big shock. There is so much of everything. Apples, pears, perfume, nice perfume - - nice shampoo, trainers. That's how it was. I had a good time, I really did! Cuba does not promote consumerism. Cuba has no advertising whatsoever. Cuba, our country, is by far - - the most democratic country on the planet. In England I never ate beans. I didn't want to eat beans. I said, I don't want beans. I want something else. The first thing I did was go to McDonald's. I wanted to see McDonald's. I wanted... Ay, Dios mio! ... a SuperMac, a big, big, Big Mac! And watching TV, and changing channels, and eating... I came home, 180 pounds. 180 pounds! So much food! Eating, again and again! I was always hungry... ... my body was asking for more! Eating and watching television channels. Music. Music programmes... McDonald's, Burger King... What rubbish! The global economy today is a giant casino! Christmas seems to have come early to Wall Street this year. The increasingly absurd internet stocks reached a new high yesterday. Spray has 50 employees of the Nintendo generation - - who know all about the internet and who work for the fun of it. Svante is typical of the information society. At only 19 his work in the industry often takes him to San Francisco. Roughly 1 or 2 million. - 2 million. - 5 million. - About 10 million. - 14 million. 18 million... Deep down, I hate money, and I don't have to think about it any more. Funny enough, half my time goes into finding ways to get rid of my money. It's all too easy. I've got all the time I want - - all the money I want. I haven't got any problems. I sometimes really miss the cheap life like hell. To think it'd be so hard to spend money. I can go a oad... There are so many simple ways to spend money. It's like : No problem, come with me baby... But as I know it's not that easy, all my energy is turned inward. Which forces me even deeper into myself, and I sit and... I'm just empty. I want to find a purpose to it all. Fill myself with something. Funny enough, half my time goes into finding ways to get rid of my money. My mum said to me yesterday : I wish you'd never got that money. What are you saying?? - I just wish you'd never got that money!! 1 million. 2 million. 3 million. 5 million. About 10 million. 14 million. 18 million... It was just constant excess, and you got used to it. A money-go-round that just got out of control - - and in retrospect it all just seems so idiotic. Who wants that really? - Nobody. I can buy a nice flat, and sit there, taking it easy. And then I can meet a girl who I can impress with my flat. I could say : My darling, let's get married and buy a house. And then we have kids and then - oops, it's all over. Oops, it's all over. I sometimes really miss the cheap life like hell. 18 million. 14 million. 10 million. 5 million. 3 million. 2 million. 1 million. 1 million. 1... English subtitles : Neil Betteridge (c) Sveriges Television AB 2003 Subtitles edited by Mat A. Work hard, increase production, and be happy!

They say the great thing about being a kid is, it's so easy to pretend. You can have a conversation with your dog, or a baseball, or a banana. Well, what if it wasn’t pretend? What if you could have a conversation? I mean, not with a baseball or a banana - that's ridiculous. But with your dog... I mean, we don't have the same concept of time that, for instance, people do. Because you have watches and clocks. But we do know that you go away. And it's not like we don't know that you're gone. So, we don't know exactly how long, no. Why do dogs sniff each other's butts? Well, that's just kinda our way of shaking hands. If you really wanna get a sense of who somebody is, you gotta sniff their butt. Son. Stop talkin' to the dog. She doesn't understand a word. At first his dad thought Hey, it's harmless. But as time went on, John crossed that fine line between harmless and just weird. Mr Galvin. - Mr Dolittle. - This is my son John. - John, this is your new principal, Mr Galvin. - Nice to meet you, John. That's not good. - Nice to meet you. - John! It was time to put an end to it. Thank you for coming, Reverend. Leave this boy, devil man. Go now, Satan. Take the serpent's voices with you. I command you to come outta this boy. Come on outta this boy. God said it. Come on! I'm gonna bite ya. Get off. Get this dog... get this dog off of me. She was my best friend. You'll make some real friends now. From that day on, John Dolittle never spoke to animals again. Someday, you're gonna thank me for this. And after a while all he could remember was that deep down there was something missing. And, just like his dad wanted, he grew up to be a regular guy. You know, miserable. Hey! Hey, get outta here. Stupid mutt. A vicious animal's in the hallway. Did I mention he was a father? A lot like his own father, who was a father to him before he himself became... She's got a giant egg. - Good morning, Charisse. - I have changed my name to Paprika. Paprika? Paprika Dolittle. That has a nice ring to it. Not Dolittle. Just Paprika. Well, I don't understand it. What is that about? You know, Salt-n-Pepa? Paprika? - OK. Paprika. I get it. - I think Paprika is a beautiful name. Really? I think Paprika sounds like a seasoning. - Dolittle. - He doesn't take anything we want seriously. Tell me about it. I did go over the proposal. It's unbelievable. - OK, I'm on my way in now. - Maya, where are you goin' with that? - It's for my swan egg I found. - Looks like it'd be a good omelette. - It's gonna hatch any day now. - You'll miss that cos you'll be at camp. I can't go. When a bird hatches, the first thing it sees, it bonds with it. I want it to be me. You know, it is not healthy for you to spend all your time with your experiments. An experiment for you would be to spend time with kids your own age at camp, which is exactly where you're goin' this Sunday - camp. And what about my pet egg? Here. Here's half a dozen pet eggs to take with you to camp. - Stop it. - I don't know what all the fuss is about. We went and bought you that thing - what was that pet rat thing that we bought? - A guinea pig. - The thing died. And it's not our fault. It didn't die. His name is Rodney and he's in my room. So why are you bothering me about the swan...? - I'm goin' to work. Goodbye. - Bye. Have a nice day, everybody. Nice day. Johnny. Gene has got some qualms about the new proposal. Talk to him. - No room for qualms, Gene. - No room for qualms. - Qualms are bad. - Qualms are bad. Listen to Johnny. I have qualms I'd like to discuss. I'm just afraid that if we let a big company like Calnet take us over, you know, we're not gonna be us any more. - You know? We'd be them. - Let me explain. Them has the best hospitals, the best labs, and them is gonna pay us a very big, giant amount of money. I swear to God that when I think about the money, I get teary. - Look at me. - Those are real tears in his eyes. So Saturday we're sitting down with the Calnet people. I'm very excited about it. Hey, wait. Whoa. Saturday morning? I'm supposed to take my family to the country. Well, don't. You see? It's happening already. - What? - You're being forced to neglect your family. Gene, relax. No such thing. - Mrs O'Brien? - Yes. How are you? Is your tummy still...? Saturday morning, guys. Gene, no tank tops, please. - Mrs Parkus. - Yes, Doctor? - Mrs Parkus. Have you eaten shellfish again? - Just soft-shell crab. - And what's the middle word? - Shell. Rodney's lost. He's not in his cage. Y'all get goin'. I'll find your hamster. - He's a guinea pig. - Whatever. It's a rodent. I'll find the rodent. Hey, Nutmeg, let's go. You better wipe that look off your face. That's better. - She's turnin' into a wiseass. - She's turning into you. You know, there's more to this HMO deal than money. You sell, they own you. This will be good for us. I am so tired of that rap. It's always for us. But sometimes I don't know who us is. What do you mean? Us is us. Me and you and Maya and Charisse. Lisa, the more money you have, the more time you can spend with your family. Meanwhile you'll just have to make do with this fancy sports car you always wanted. - Right here. Beautiful. - Oh, my God, John. You didn't! No, I didn't. But I saw how fluttery you got, so don't tell me you don't care about money. - John, you didn't! - That's not funny. So, Daddy, you have to find Rodney. - I'll put down some of that sticky paper. - No, don't. Don't worry. You peel him right off it and he'll live. Tell you what. I will turn the house upside down and I will find Rodney for you. Yes? - And call me if my egg starts to hatch. - I will call you if your egg starts to hatch. Ma! Let's go. Let's go. Get in there. And you stay in there. Dolittle. Mrs Parkus, do you have a death wish? But I took it out of the shell. - Can I talk to you for a minute? - Sure. - You couldn't tell what it was without me? - I knew what it was. She was frightened. She wanted her doctor. - It's a beautiful thing. - That's a beautiful thing? - How old are you? - 26. You spend all your time here, right? Probably grab your naps curled up in the eak room. Occasional nooky with one of the interns in the closet. I have a real life. And I'd appreciate it if you only called me when it was a real emergency. If a patient comes in carrying his own head, call me. Somebody has a bicycle up their ass, call me. Understand? Yeah, I understand. So, you want me to give her the injection? I would not be a smartass right now if I was you. Making little smart statements to me at two o'clock in the morning after I came... Is there something wrong, Doctor? No, Mrs Parkus. There we go. - OK. - Thank you. You're welcome. Watch where you're goin' next time, bonehead. Let me start by saying thank you very much for giving up part of your weekend. We just want to make sure we can answer any and all of your questions. We want you to be comfortable with what we're proposing. And, speaking of which, that explains the details of the buyout. The information you're probably most interested in is on page four. Wow, four million dollars. That's pretty comfortable. - I'm comfortable. You comfortable, Geno? - I have some questions. - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. Are we gonna have to cut back on our staff? Yes. Unfortunately, we'll have to make some cuts. Bread? No, thank you. - No, thank you? - Yeah. You offered me some ead. - I don't want any, thanks. - So you have no problem with staff cuts? - You gonna share that ead? - You just said you didn't want any. - What is it, some kind of joke? - Absolutely not. - Bagel chips! - Back off or you'll find your nuts in a tree. Where's the love? So, John, do you have a problem with that or not? John? - Watch your head. - That's enough meeting for me. I gotta go. This was a great meeting. Very productive. Wonderful meeting. See you guys on Monday. I'll talk to you later. 'Scuse me. Johnny's been on call all night, Mr Calloway. He's very excited. You gotta move it. I said let's go. You can't park here. Oh, jeez. Thanks, man. OK, I'm movin' it. Thank you. This is ridiculous. Boy, we got some fresh air here. That's the thing about the city. You don't realise it... - Whoa. - Whoa. I should've put on my seat belt. Easy now. Easy now. Slow your butt down! Whoa. Jeez, Louise! That didn't seem too safe. My back hurt. This is a dream. I'm dreaming right now. Hold it. Stop. You're talkin' and I understand you. Those guys in my dorm told me that stuff was safe. 15 years later, this starts happenin'. Let's chill. Let's just chill. I'm not gonna chill. You gonna chill. - Are you switchin' sides? - All right, you. Come on. - Hey, I can't drive. - Out. Let's go. - Need some help? - No. We're fine. - I'm just stretchin' my legs. - Ask her if she's got any lettuce. - Shut your little furry mouth right now. - Are you sure you're OK? Yeah. I'm fine. - That's good. - Thank you. Thank you so much. - Goodbye. - Now what? Monster! - Hey, what are you doin'? - Leave me alone. - What are you, nuts? I'll roast. - Stay away or I'll kill you. Don't leave me out here. It's hot. Hey, what kind of doc are you? Hey, doc. This is cruel to animals. Come on. I'm your friend. I'm your buddy. Reverse. That's it. Back up. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't run over the cage now. Man, you scared the crap outta me. See? There it is. Shut up. Shut up right now. Say one more word and I'll leave you here in the road. Understand? OK, OK, OK. Stop. Slow down. Shut up. I can hear you up there. Shut up. I'm gettin' whisker-whipped up here. One more word and I'm gonna pull over, let you out your cage and leave you in the wild. See how much you talk with real squirrels kickin' in your ass. Fine, then I'll sing. - You know it is. - Turnin' up the radio. - I can't hear you. I'm groovin'. - Come on. Let me in. Hey, why they call me guinea pig anyway? I'm not Italian and I'm not pork. Grandpa, did Daddy learn how to be bossy from you? Maya, don't talk to your grandfather that way. He certainly didn't learn it from his mother, God rest her soul. One day you'll understand that sometimes your parents do know what they're doing. - I made it. - Daddy, what's Rodney doing on the roof? I thought the fresh air would do him some good, honey. - Hey. - Are you OK? I'm fine. - Hey. - Lunatic. Daddy, we still got those BB guns I used to play with? - Crazy man. - BB gun? Psycho. - Son, I think you need a vacation. - And I'm gonna have one too. This is beautiful. 'Scuse me, honey. Hey, what's that step called? Let's get rid of Maya's little rat thing. He's a guinea pig. I don't know why you let him get to you. I goan get gim. I guss... Gugga geggond. I'm not lettin' him get to me. Not the least bit. Good. - I'll be right back. - Is it all right if I wait in the bed naked? Yes. Time to come out of these drawers, then. Hello! Out here. Yeah. - There you are. - Oh, my God. Hello. That's right. You're the one who can hear us, aren't you? No, I'm not hearing anything. I can't hear you. The whole woods are talking about you, you know. Listen, can you do me a favour? Can you just take this stick out of my wing? It's killin' me. Can ya, huh? Don't worry. I won't hurt you. Much better. Good job. Thank you. What's happenin' to me? You're gonna be pleasantly surprised, that's what. - Oh, my goodness. It's an owl. - Yeah, a big, nasty owl. Let's go in. - It's beautiful. - They're very dangerous. - No, they're not. - They are. They can poke your eye out. - Come on! - Yes, they can. Very easily. - Take a finger off. - What you doin' with that owl? Go get into bed. I'm gonna go check on Charisse and Maya. - Are you OK? - I'm fine. - Are you sure? - Get to bed. Please? - OK. - Five minutes. Crazy man! You havin' fun in there. Can I make a request? Can I get tuna in oil instead of water? Who put in that bug-zapper? I'm nasty. Yo, looky here. Hey, buddy, my old lady asks, I been eatin' trash all night. You dig? You're on my tail, you idiot. Got to lose that bug light. I know you can hear me. Hey, doc, while you're out, get some salmon. - Hey, buddy. All night. - You oke Mr Stinky, I think. - Keep away! - John? What are you doing? - I have to go back to the city, honey. - Wait! John, why? - John, you just got here. - I need a doctor. I mean, I am a doctor and I got beeped, so I gotta go. I'm very sorry, hon. I'll talk to you later. I love you so much. Come on. Pick up the phone. Pick it up! - Dr Litvack. - Hello, Sam, how are you? It's John Dolittle! - John? - How you doin'? So, enjoying your summer? Jeez, it's really late, John. It's one o'clock in the morning. Is it really? Wow! I didn't realise it was that late. I'm sorry. I'm on my way into town. I wondered if you wanted to get together for a drink or a CAT scan or somethin'. A CAT scan? Can it wait till morning? I love you. No, I have to come right now. - What's wrong? - Your face. - I'll hit you so hard you'll see ten more of me. - It already smells like ten more of you. Come on. Bring it on. I'll tear you to pieces. - You are tempting fate now, buddy. - Right here, fat boy. Put it right here. I'll murderise you. - Stick 'em up, you little rat. - Hey, come here, you gerbil. - Hey, what are you looking at? - Me? Yeah, you. Who else, buddy? I'm lookin' at a couple of greasy rats fightin' over garbage. Come here and say that, you four-eyed dufus biped! I'll get bubonic on your ass. Come here. What if I take that light bulb, put it between your butt cheeks and make a rodent lamp out of you? Let me tell you somethin'. I'm a human. I'm a human. Hey. Sam, how are you? How are you? Thanks for comin' down, Sam. Thanks. - There's no abnormalities of any kind. - All right, then. - Why are you hearing animal voices? - Exactly. Why do I think I am if everything is fine? I tell ya, Sam, I don't wanna wind up like one of these guys on the street, talking to myself and stinking, with my hair all matted. It's not a cool look. Have you been under any unusual stress lately? Not really. My wife's been givin' me a hard time about Calnet, but that can't be it. - Small potatoes. - I did hit a dog the other day. Oh, my God! A dog? - Hey, make me feel worse, huh? - Well, I'm sorry, but a little doggie? - The dog was fine. It got up and ran off. - He was injured? He felt well enough to scream out bonehead before he left. - John, the dog couldn't have spoken to you. - Well, Sam, with all due respect... No, John. The dog did not speak to you. Maybe you're right. I'm sorry I woke you up for this. Thanks. - Hi, honey. - Are you all right? - I'm OK. - Are you sure? Really. I just freaked out a little bit. - What's wrong? - I got stress I been under. - From what? - The merger and the practice. It's all come to a head, and I'm sorry. OK, John, just come back out here, OK? Yeah, I'm on my w... Yeah, I'm on my way out now. Bonehead! - I'll see you in a few. - John? John? - 'Scuse me. Where's the stray dogs? - Right this way. - Yo! - What's up? Hey, buddy. Over here. Hey, mister. Bet you I won't bite nobody again. I am Keyser Soze. I have owners. They've just been out of town for a few... ...a few years. - Dead dog walkin'. - That does not sound good. When are we gonna get some decent chow in here? Hey, thanks a lot. Whoa, that was close, huh? Hey, hey, you got kids? Kids, they're the greatest. - Kids are great! What the hell is goin' on? - Hey, you understood me. You don't say. How come I can understand you talkin'? I don't know. Maybe you're just weird. Hey, shut up. You're a dog. Dogs can't talk. What do you think barking is? An involuntary spasm? I don't know what it is. I know you're not barking. And I'm going to be with my family. Good luck to you. That's it? It must be that truck exhaust or something. Oh, no! Everything's going black. It's not good. Thank you. Oops. Is that the biggest ass you've ever seen? Lie down. Lie down. Lie down, Chauncy. - He's deaf. - I'm not. I just can't stand listening to her. Just don't fix me, OK? Please. Don't fix me. I won't look at another female ever, I swear. Anything but my manhood, man. Not my manhood, please! I'm... Yo, baby, what's up? You lookin' sweet there, sugar. Is it the... No. Don't, please. Please, ju... No, no, no, don't. Please, I'm begging you. Dolittle. Come on. So, what seems to be the problem? Well, I really think it's pulmonary distress. And he might have fluid on his lungs. - Let me guess. You're an MD. - Yes, I am. I can always tell when a real doctor comes in. They always do a little amateur diagnosis. - Tell him to get away from my butt. - I did go to veterinary school for five years. Is it just me, or is he hovering around my butt a lot? And unlike an MD, my patient cannot tell me where it hurts. Seriously, could you tell him my butt is great? So, Doctor, if you don't mind... Hey, where's he's gonna put that? Look, look, I was faking it, OK? I feel fine. Just don't let him stick that... Hello! Let's just have a listen to those lungs. I'm gonna swallow it. And I don't mean in my mouth. Dr Fish, I should pull that out a little bit. - Don't you touch that. - It's headin' in. It's goin' south for the winter. Now, you see? I have to interpret what the dog is moaning about. What's to interpret? There's a thermometer. It's in my butt. - Take it easy. It'll be over in a minute. - What? - Yes. - Well, there it goes. Butt just swallowed it. Doctor? I'm just guessing, but I think you might have just lost your thermometer. It's gone. All right, I have... I have three options. - I can manually retrieve it. - What's he sayin'? Options. Retrieve it manually. - Pass. - Give the dog a laxative and wait it out. And three: Surgically remove it. - A laxative or surgery. - Laxative! Why don't you just give him a laxative? It'd probably come out later on. - Never works. - So what would you suggest? I'd like to go in manually. - Here we go. - Oh, my Lord! This is not good. Lassie go home! Why on earth would a guy go into a line of work like that? - All right. That's it for you. Hit the road. - What? But I'm your pet. You are not my pet. If I were gonna get a pet, I wouldn't get one as annoying as you. Go. Hey, don't worry about it. You sprung me from the joint. I'm thankful. - Yeah. Just go. - Don't worry about me. I'll just be goin' down the road, disappearing without a trace. I hope a car doesn't hit me. Oh, well, one less dog. - Dolittle. - Hi, Daddy. - Hey, baby. How you doin'? - Am I gonna see you before I go to camp? I'm really workin' on it. Get outta here. - Daddy, is that a dog? - Yeah, but it's a... - Mommy, guess what. Daddy got me a dog. - No! Daddy didn't... Hey. Is that what you've been up to, you sneak? You caught me. What? I have allergies. Yeah, I guess we'll see you at camp. Grandpa, Daddy got me a dog. He got me a dog. Can you believe it? My own dog. Hi. - They're gonna want to know your name. - I don't have one. - We'll have to think of one. - Let me see. A little girl once called me Please, Mommy, not him. How 'bout that? Nah, that's not gonna work. You got red hair. How 'bout Lucy? Yes, I like that. Lucy. Just one problem. - I'm a guy. - Really? How 'bout Lucky? Perfect. Lucky, yes. Hi, I'm Lucky. Hey, it works on two levels. I love it. Daddy! - That's my daughter. Be nice. - Oh, you got me a dog. Oh, he's adorable. Oh, you're such a cute dog. - What's his name? - Lucky. - Does he do any tricks? - He does a neat trick with a thermometer. - Hey, baby. - Hey, baby. - You got her a dog. - Yeah, well, I got us a dog. Are you OK? Yeah. Come on, let's get you all set up here. - Come on, Maya. - Look at this nice rabbit on your door. This is nice. - Yeah! - What a fun cabin. You smell the air here? What a wonderful place. What a wonderful camp. Daddy, can I go home with you and Lucky? Hey, Maya. Look, here's the deal. You stay here for a while, have a great time, then Lucky's all yours. Three weeks is a long time. Can't I go home with... No. No camp, no dog. - OK, I'll stay. - You're gonna have a great time. When you get older you're gonna thank me, cos you'll have so many friends. You'll see. You'll see. - What's the matter with you? - Everything's goin' by so fast. Don't you dare throw up in this car. What are you lookin' at? The lines on the road. They're just whippin' by. Lines. Line, line, line, line, line, line. Don't focus on somethin' so close. Don't look at the lines. OK. Tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree. Tree, tree, tree. Sir, could you just... Who knew? And not only could he understand me, but it turns out he's a doctor. Look. Not even a scar. And it hurt so bad. I don't know what I would have done without him. - Whoo-hoo! - Yup. Oh, what a day. You have knots all over the place. I'm all messed up. I'm fallin' apart. - How's that feel? - Mrs Dolittle! Yeah, baby! - Excuse me one second. - OK. Excuse me just one second. - Come on. Let's go. - What a gyp. You mind if I have a little privacy, please? Oh, yeah, but it's fine when people watch us do it, huh? Fine to turn on the garden hose. Hey, you want a tip on a good position? - You were barking. - Well, I'm excited. When I get excited I make all kinds of sounds. - You never barked before. - Oh. Hello. - Yoo-hoo, doc. We got trouble here. - Let's go. Hey! No. You take the ducks. I'll take the goat. Me? All right. I'll get the ducks. What's goin' on? Mark just showed up. So I'm gonna have to go over the proposal. We have to... - Come on! - Don't do that. Lucky wants me to take him for a walk. So I gotta do that, then I gotta deal with Mark. Great. I'll be the one cooking eakfast. Tomorrow. Hey, Mark! How you doin'? You're trying to destroy my life, all of you. Aren't you? Freeze! Stop right there. Don't you move. - What are you doin' in the hallway? - Going to the bathroom. What are you doin'? I'm p-p-patrolling the hallways. I'm the father. I make sure it's safe while you're asleep. I patrol these halls. You wait. Don't you move. The reason you're up this time of night is cos you spend too much time drinkin' liquids. You're old enough to be able to hold it in. So go on back to bed. But, Dad, I have to go. Lucky's in the bathroom right now. The dog is using the bathroom? Let me make sure he put the seat down. Then it's your turn, OK? Don't you move. - You heard of knockin'? - Not one quack. Not one quack. Here's the toilet. It's all down like y'all like it, ready for you. No little sprinklets on it or anything. It's waitin' for you to come and do your thing. - Dad, I don't need adult supervision. - OK. - Somebody get this thing off me. - Come here. Get this thing off... Whoa. Take it easy. - Night, Dad. - Night, honey. Yeah, yeah. OK, let's go. See what you almost made happen? What I almost made happen? What did I do? - Beep, beep! We're the sheep. - Oh, no. - Not these clones. - Where you goin'? - Move aside. - Am I late? - Good evening, Doctor. - Oh, no, no. You gonna have to take your fat ass back... I don't... - Oh, my God! What a zoo. - Obviously not a kosher establishment. - Everybody, just come in... - Where are the chicks? I'm cool. Landing! Make way. Very well appointed sty. - What's goin' on? - Hey, there's the guy. I don't know. You know, tell a friend. Looks like they need to talk to a doctor, doc. Our butts hurt. OK, let's do this. - Watch your droppings. - This is the house of love. East coast, west coast, let's unite! Is Brooklyn in the house? This should take care of the inflammation. But who'll wipe it on for you? Does Brad Pitt need a goat? Don't be ashamed. It happens to most men occasionally. - You're probably under a lot of pressure. - He's not. He's not interested because I'm just a pigeon. - But... - He's a self-hating pigeon. - That is not true. - Ask him what he does all day. - What do... - I sit in a tree by myself. He's too good to eat with the rest of us when the old people feed us in the park. - Can I speak? - The way he stares at a robin's east... - It's enough to make you sick. - I happen to be attracted to orange easts. You're not a robin. Or a dove or a hawk. You're a pigeon and I'm a pigeon. I'm sorry. She sits on that nest all day long, and she just gets a little crazy. May I ask you something? If I turn this way, don't I look a little like a blue jay? Poor equili ium may mean an ear infection. - Or it may be due to this. - I'm a social drinker. Very social. Stand up. Stand up. - Touch your nose and raise your left foot. - Nose. Leg. I don't know. I think you're wasted. - I want to see you walk this line. - Oh, my goodness. Ooh-la-la! You have a drinking problem. I suggest that you stop drinking. - I think you may be an alcoholic. - Really? - Nobody likes a drunk monkey. - Sorry. You're suffering from obsessive-compulsive behaviour. Throw! Whenever you want the ball, think about something else. - Just throw the ball. - Can you relax your mind? This is the way it works. You're the person. You throw the ball. I'm the dog. I get it. - Look at you goin'! - I'll pee on your carpet. - It's very irritating, this ball thing. - Shut up and throw it. Am I alone here? Am I by myself? Am I in another universe? - Throw the damn ball. - He threw the ball. He threw the ball. I'll get it. Hold on. I'll get it, I'll get it. I love you. I love you. You threw the ball. You can't save 'em all, Hasselhoff. 'Ey, is there a doctor in the house? Up here. Doc, they're gonna kick me off the force. I'm as blind as a bat. - Can you help me? - Just gimme a minute, all right? - All right. - Keep it quiet. Tell me what you think of these. Holy road apples! I can see! No deskjob for me. - Thanks a million. - You are most welcome. This is gonna be great. I'll make lieutenant. Nothing can stop me. Look, a doughnut shop. Wow, what a night. All those animals. Wow, what a night. All those animals. And I bet that's just the tip of the iceberg. When word gets around... - Doctor, you must help us, quick. - What happened? It is all my fault. I should not have let him out. - Calm down. - The circus tiger, he will jump. - I told you to stop drinkin'. - Drinking. I give it up. - That's better. Let's go. - Wait for me. You don't know where it is. And now, on the day I end it all, I'd like to leave Margaret the bearded lady my rhinestone collar and my wet-dry shaver. I'd like to leave Jack the midget nothing. It's too late for you. You're a short... Hey, get outta there. You're in my landing space. - Man! - See if you land on your feet, road kill. Why don't you bloodsuckin' vermin take a eak? - Blood sucking! - Look out below. - Hey, Lucky, come on. - Come on what? - Come on. We gotta go up there. - Are you crazy? That's a tiger. - I'm jumping now. Don't try and stop me. - Will you come on? Comin' right up. One order of man, side of dog. I need a drink. Goodbye, cruel world. Oh, no, I just remembered. I wanted to leave the whip to the baboon. One of the few animals that enjoys that stuff. - Hi. - Who are you? - I'm Dolittle. - Yeah, well, get outta here. - I'm in a lot of pain and I'm gonna jump. - Whoa, take it easy now. - I'm a doctor. Maybe I can help. - I don't need a doctor. I need a miracle. I'm a train wreck. I have headaches, nausea... The worst thing is this double vision. What's the use? It's not like anybody cares about tigers. Now stop, you're being silly. There have been lots of loveable tigers. Yeah? Name one. How about Tony? - Tony the cereal tiger? - I didn't hear you come up with anything. Remember that song Eye of the Tiger from Rocky llI? That one from Rocky llI, when Rocky was fightin' Mr T, couldn't beat Mr T, Apollo Creed played Eye of the Tiger, he went back and beat the snot out of Mr T because of that song. It moved him inside. Not Eye of the Moose, not Eye of the Bull. Eye of the Tiger. - That's it. I'm jumping. - No, no, don't. Jump, you big pussy. I'll catch ya - not! Didn't I say take a eak? All right, doc. Then you jump! - Why do you want to help me? - Because I'm the only one who can. Maybe it's my destiny. And maybe it's yours to be the one tiger everybody remembers. - Why else would I be here talkin' to you? - Cos the monkey can't keep his mouth shut. - Are you gonna let me help? - What if you can't? - If I can't help, you can eat me and Lucky. - Yeah, or just him. - Really? Will you take me back to the circus? - I will take you back to the circus. All right. But don't think I wasn't gonna jump, because I was. Hope you're a better doctor than you are a singer. Good job, doc. Although seein' a tiger jump five stories would've been cool. I heard that. Hey, Dr D. Three o'clock, Calnet. Meeting to go over the agreement. You gonna be there? Hey, Dr D. Three o'clock, Calnet. Meeting to go over the agreement. You gonna be there? You're not gonna believe what I got for us. Corporate cars - every two years. Why aren't you paying attention to me? Atlas of Feline Anatomy for Veterinarians. But, John, we treat humans. Hey, Mark, sit down a second. Just a minute. - OK. - Do you remember when we started out? We had crummy offices in the worst neighbourhood and got paid almost nothing. - I've blocked it out. - Really? - I guess so, yeah. - Those were the most exciting times to me. It was like, you felt like you were making a difference, you know? And last night I had to treat some... some emergencies. And I was challenged, and it was difficult, and I got the same kind of rush I had back then. I felt like I was doin' somethin', like I was makin' a difference. And I started thinkin' that here I'm not giving my patients the right amount of attention. Do me a favour. Don't confide in me. I'm utterly useless. I'm very self-absorbed. Let's get Geno. Hey, Geno? You did your job just by pretending you were listening. It was very helpful. - Any time. - OK. - Calnet, three o'clock. - Three o'clock sharp. - This is Dr Fish. - The author of Feline Illnesses and Diseases? Yes it is. You've read my book? Have I read your book? I sleep with your book next to your bed. It's my bible. Well, some people consider it the definitive work on cats, but bible? I... I... I... Well, no, I can... I can see your point. Dr Fish, I have a very very sick, very very big cat. I'm concerned it might be serious because his vision's impaired. And he seems to be in a lot of pain. Unfortunately, if it is in the head there's only two options. One is surgery and the other is putting it down. I have no idea how I'm gonna do this. - I'm gonna try to take care of you. I promise. - Just hurry back. Every minute you're gone I'm one minute closer to death. I just might hang myself by my underpants. I can get underpants. Not really. - He blew off the Calloway meeting. - I don't care about that. I need to speak with John. You wouldn't believe what's goin' on here. Doc! You gotta help me. He's dead. You gotta help me. - He's not dead. - Oh, no, no, don't go, old buddy, old pal. - You gotta help him. - Really? Why's that? Cos... cos... cos you're the man. You're the man! Oh? I thought I was the guy you wanted to get bubonic with. - I'm going towards the light now. - I was kiddin'. We were riffin'. Serious? Come on! Goodbye, world. I smell flowers. I'm begging you. Don't let him die. Don't let my buddy go. I'm sinking fast. - John! Where have you been? - Hi. - What? - The meeting. I had an emergency. Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse you! - Hang in there, other. - Does it hurt when I do this? - It ain't no day at the dump. - If he dies - I don't know what I'll do. - He'll eat me. Only out of respect. Be quiet. I can't hear while you're talkin'. - Sorry, doc. - John. He said he was suffering from abdominal cramps. He said? I wouldn't be working on this rat unless it was an emergency. Take a look. - What happened? - He's gone into arrest. I don't feel a pulse. - Oh, my God, he's a goner. - He's not eathing. - Johnny. - Maybe we should shock him, huh? - I don't know. - The paddles'll be too big. He needs CPR. - You know how to do CPR? - I can't even spell it. - OK. - I can't even look. Doc, no. - No, Johnny. - For Chrissakes. You didn't even wine him or dine him, doc. I think my friend would rather die. No tongue, doc. - Come on. I got no pulse. - Doc, do somethin'. - John... - Not now. - Honey... - Lisa, please! I'm hungry. It's a false alarm. There's nothing wrong with him. He just has gas. - Whoa, you're telling me! - He just had gas. You're back. I don't care if you stink. I love ya, pal. Thanks a lot, little buddy. I felt your presence. Lisa, stop lookin' at me like that. John Dolittle. Who'd have ever thought you would end up in a mental institution? Number one in our medical school class. Not that I'm jealous, John. Someone had to finish first. And someone had to finish last too. So, John. You talk to animals now, do ya? Would you like to tell me about it? Or would you rather tell Bettelheim? - I don't need to talk to your cat, Blain. - Why? Do you think he'd talk back to you? - You know, he just might. - And what would he say? I'd say you were a butthead. I really like this cat. He's recommending you stay a minimum often days. You really think I need to be here for that long? You said that you can talk to animals. You know, I can really hear 'em. I can. You gotta believe me. I can't. Here you go. Your medicine. OK, then. I can get you anything you need. Saucers, coasters... Go away. If you have any extra medication I could use it. You're not following me, are you? Whoa. - Now, what is all this? - This is to prove to me and the world that you can actually talk to animals. Now, the orang-utan is attached to this ain-wave monitor. Normally he responds to visual stimulation, but since you have got the gift of gab, you won't need pictures to make him respond, will ya? Get acquainted, John. OK, listen. I need your help. I need you to make that needle over there move, cos if you don't they'll make me stay here for ever. OK? So just make the little needle jump. Come on. I know you can hear me now, so don't play. This is very serious right now. I guess he's just not a big talker, John. Look, gimme a eak. Say somethin', please. Please escort Dr Dolittle back to his room. Wait. You speak Spanish? That's why he couldn't understand. He's from south of the border. - Remove him. Go. - Turn that machine back on. Spanish... I'm worried, John. Who are you trying to fool? You're worrying about Calnet. John I admit it. I want the money. I'm not ashamed of that. Look, here's what I want you to do for me. Just stop barking and chirping for one day. If you do, I'm pretty sure you can get out of here. And that'd be a really good idea, because Calloway said if you’re not back for Friday's press conference, the deal's off. If you would do that for me, Johnny, I'll buy you a rat farm. And you can... you can burp and fart the little rats till you pass out. But let's just get it signed. OK, my shot. Pick it up. Pick the phone up, please. Hi. We're nowhere. Leave a message. Hey. Hi, it's me. I'm really startin' to miss you guys. I'm startin' to wonder what I'm doin' here too. Maybe you were right. Maybe it was all my imagination. - Hey, honey, feelin' better? - Who's this? I'll give you a hint. I'm cute, I'm furry and I make 500 babies a year. Rodney. Get back in your cage. What's up with that trap behind the fridge? You tryin' to kill me? Never mind that. Get your little furry ass back in your cage. Now. I don't want your droppings on... Bye-bye. My son Rodney. Little hairy boy, sleeps in the cage. I have to keep him in the cage cos he has hygiene problems. He's not coming back. I can't believe I fell for it. - Oh, boy, I'm getting dizzy. - Man, you don't look so good. Look who's talking! What do the three of you know? I'm in bad shape. My head! What kind of a name is Edfora horse? What kind of a name is Wilburfora man? Peanut butter. That's how they got the horse to move his lips. - In the back of the mouth. - I disagree, sir. - Side. The side. - Look, look. See his jaw? - See? See? - The oesophagus, yes. - He's not talking. That's an act. - No, no, no. Finish what you were talking about. - No, he's... - Full teeth. Full teeth. Doc. Out here. Doc. Hey, over here. What are you doin' here? I crossed three freeways to rescue you, and all I get is What are you doing here? - This isn't a prison. It's a clinic. - The tiger's in bad shape. The tiger? Listen, forget the tiger. I had a perfect life until you came along and started talkin' to me. Now I'm sittin' here in a robe discussin' Mr Ed with these guys. You've ruined my life enough. Just go away. Just get outta here, please. This is crazy. I get it. Now it's crazy to want to save a tiger's life. Listen, tigers die every day. It's called nature. Let me tell you a little about nature. I'm a dog, and I act like a dog. I don't try to be anybody else. We are who we are. And you are a doctor who can talk to animals. That's who you are. - That is not who I am. - Stop lying to yourself. Didn't I tell you to get outta here? Go. Get outta here. - Get outta here. - Fine. - Stop talkin' to me. - With pleasure. You better not come back. - Bonehead. - That's all of you. Leave me alone. Stop talkin' to me. Ruined his life. That's a laugh. - OK, Blain, look. I wanna go home. - So soon? And miss the field trip to the zoo? Listen. You've hated me since medical school, but we are both adults now. Let's put that behind us. We both have families. I want to get back to mine. How do I do that? Well, it's very simple. Stop talking to animals, John. Simple. All right, listen. You're right. I made a mistake. Maybe it was a case of temporary insanity, but it's over. I don't talk to animals any more. I'm not convinced. We'll talk again in a month or so, OK? Tell you what, Blain. You sign my release form and I won't tell our fellow-doctor friends about that pink tutu you keep in your closet. With the thong back. - Daddy's home. - Daddy? Hey, Daddy. - Hey, beautiful, how are you? - Oh, I'm fine. - Hey, baby. - Wh...? - Why didn't you call me? - I wanted to surprise you. - Hey, why aren't you in camp, young lady? - Mom ought her home. I didn't fit in. You're just gonna have to try a little harder next year. Gimme a hug. I missed you. - Still Daddy's baby, huh? - Honey? Do they know that you left? No, I escaped. Of course they know I left. I'm better. Time to spend some time with you. Are you not talkin' to me? - You're sure you're OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. Cos I got scared, wonderin' when you were comin' home. Well, I am back and I'm fine, and everything's gonna be just like it was in the old days. I know what you're doin'. Two can play at that game. I don't have to listen to you either. I was thinkin' maybe we should get rid of that dog. Comin' home empty-handed! Don't tell me there wasn't a gift shop at the loony bin. Diane, please call down to Radiology and get me the x-rays on Mr Galvin. Also, see if Mrs Rivers can switch her appointment to 3.15. - I may need Gene for a consultation. - Yes, Doctor. Gene can you check your schedule and see if you can do a 3.15 consult? - Sure. - Good. And Mark. - Did you get back the tests on Mr Freeman? - I think they're comin' in this afternoon. Good. Keep me informed, OK? Hey, doc, do you think I should get my beak done? Tell Maintenance we need to put some permanent screens up, set some traps. This is a doctor's office, not a zoo. He's back. We're gonna be rich. This is where he lives, and this is where he exercises. - Does he do aerobics? - Yeah, the guinea pig aerobics. Let's get this show on the road. Put that thing away. You're gonna get your dress dirty. Pop, help out. I can't be late for this. - But Rodney wants to come. - Rodney cannot come. This is a press conference for people. No animals allowed. - Why don't you tell him? He'll listen to you. - No, I am not going to tell him. Help out. Come on, Pop. - Can I tell you a secret? - Yes. When Mommy told me what happened to Daddy, I wasn't afraid - I was happy. Because I believed that he can talk to animals. Cos I wanted Dad to be weird. Like me. - Is that wrong? - No. No, it's not wrong. It's just, sometimes I don't think he likes me much. Honey, he loves you. I know he loves me. I don't think he likes me. And I really want him to. I'm gonna try to do things his way. And stop doing these stupid experiments. No, Maya. Don't stop your experiments. Sometimes daddies are the ones who need to change. - Let me park this car. - All right. Come on, girls. Let's go. Maya. Let me talk to you a second. - We'll be in there in a second. - OK. Hey, listen. I don't think your egg is a stupid idea. It's kinda cool. - You do? - Yes. You have curiosity and ideas, and that's what makes you special. - You mean weird. - I didn't say weird. I said special. Being weird's not so bad. A lot of the greatest people in history were considered weird. - Like who? - Lots of people. Albert Einstein. With his crazy hair, people thought he was weird. A guy that smart was weird to people. Muhammad Ali, when he said what round he was gonna knock out people in and screamed I'm the greatest. People thought that was super-weird. - And Joan of Arc, she heard voices. - Like you, Daddy? Yeah, like me. Listen, this is what I'm tryin' to tell you. No matter what happens, you be who you are. And you love who you are. Cos I love you. Gimme a kiss. Yes. - You know, you're a great person. - Oh, thank you. And a weird one too. - See you inside. - OK. That was beautiful, man. - Lucky! What are you doin' here? - Do you have a tissue? Yes, I do. Right in the back in that pocket over there. Listen. I'm sorry I ignored you back at the house. You were the one who said Be who you are. You were right. Put me back in touch with the part of me that I'd forgotten years ago, Lucky. Can you take it easy? I'm tryin' to say somethin'. - Well, then just say it. - I'm trying to say it. - What do you think I'm tryin' to say? - I love you, Lucky. - That's not what I'm tryin' to say. - Yes, it is. That is not what I'm tryin' to tell you. Come on. Deep down inside that's exactly what you want to say. Come on, now. You'll feel a lot better. Come on. Let it out. Go ahead. You know it. I know it. - I love you. - You love me? I'm gonna need another tissue. - Where are we off to? - We are off to ruin my life. Wake up! Hey, doc. You came back. You need help. I wanna take you for tests. - Tests? That's good, right? Tests? - Yeah. Come on. I hate these stairs. Take good care of him, doc. He's our star. He'll be OK. - Great. More steps. - Come on. Get in. Wait a minute. The dog gets to ride up front? - Stop looking at me like I'm a side dish. - Don't flatter yourself. - Now, you two guys shut up. Quiet. - Hey, look. Jerry. - Can you keep your voice down? - He's a big fan. Hey, Jerry. How you doin', dude? Just goin' for some tests. I'm fine! The tiger's fine. I'm sick. - I told you they'd get away. - No thanks to you. No? Three armed guards versus a pigeon - that's a fair fight? He's not at home and he's not answering his pager. I'm worried. - Mom. - Yes? Guess who Maya ought to the party. Rodney. Rodney, there you are. - Man... - Where the hell is Dolittle? You know, I just talked to him. He stopped at an orphanage to take care of a sick child. That is so John. It's so typical of the man. He just cares. Weller. Take your lips off my butt long enough to hear what I'm going to say. If Dolittle's not here in ten minutes, - I'm pulling the plug. - You won't have to. He's gonna be here in five minutes. - I hope so. - He will be. He'll be here in five minutes. Hey. Where's the kitchenette? I gotta get in here. Where's the food? - Rodney. - She's comin' to get me. Rodney. - Who's Rodney? - Sorry. This ain't no kitchen. Smell bad. Must be cookin' chitlins. Now what's this for? Somebody help me. I can't swim. Aaaggghhh yourself! Where you goin'? Get me outta here. Somebody get the license plate number. I have just been violated. - This is where you work? - Come on. Don't throw that away. That's the marrow - it's the best part of the bone. - Look who's here. - Well, if it isn't Siegfried and Roy! Quiet. - Lucky, keep an eye out. You rats help him. - We don't work for you. - Gimme a eak. I saved your life. - That's yesterday's news. You want gratitude, get a hamster. Get a hamster. You kill me! I gotta get help. Yeah, I got a plate ID on the catnapper. Do something. The heart of a hawk. The heart of a hawk. - A chicken hawk - The heart of a hawk. That feels good. I enjoy my personal relationships with my patients. - You'll get over that. - I just might not. I'm joking. Gene, I'm... This is the kind of guy who would rather be trudging through the snow with a black bag - makin' house calls. - Exactly. - That hurt me. - Oh, my gosh, I'm sorry. - I may have oken my nose. - I think I oke his nose. - Is it oken? - Let me check. Oh, my God! I oke his nose. - Let me take him to X-ray. - I'm blackin' out. Thaaaat feeeeels goooood! - This really hurts. I think... - Of course it hurts. You walked right into a door. Oh, God, I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding. Do we have any morphine in the vault? - Hey, guys. - John. - What happened to you? - I walked into a door. - I crushed his septum. - Really? Look, this is not really a good time. I'm kinda - here with somebody. - Oh, my God. I-I-I do not approve. Lisa is a wonderful woman! - Jesus. - It's OK. - It's a friggin' tiger. - He won't hurt you. - I know him. - Be afraid. Be very afraid. Oh, my goodness. I have to sit. Here's what we do. We tell Johnny we're gonna fix his little tiger up after he signs. OK? Then we'll have him committed. It's perfect! That way we get our money. It's shifted to the left. So there's something applying pressure to it. You can't operate on a tiger. Especially as you don't know the symptoms. - Double vision and headaches. He told me. - You'll wind up back at Hammersmith's. I've been supportive, but if you expect me to believe that a tiger told you his symptoms, I might have to draw the line. You have to do something. Quick. We gotta get him into OR fast. It's the only chance he's got. What about the press conference? 20 bucks says this guy never shows. Watch your back. Trying to get to the operating room. - Outta the way, please. - Clear a spot. We have an emergency here. Clear the way, please. Comin' through. - There you are. Let's do this. - Mr Calloway, Mark oke his nose. - The nose can wait. The press is waiting. - I-I-I-I... - We're announcing. - I really don't know if we should... - Where were you? - I'll explain. Thank you all for coming, and thank you all for being so patient. As you all know, the practice of medicine and the business of medicine have been undergoing very big changes in this country. We at Calnet strive to be at the forefront of these changes. That is why I'm proud to announce the acquisition of... This is the life! Hot wings, nuts. I love nuts. Oh, my! Live prey. - That's a big cat! - It's all right. It's OK. It's OK. He's not gonna hurt anybody. He's just a very, very sick tiger. You'd better have a rational explanation for all this. Mr Calloway, I don't have a rational explanation. I wish I did, but I don't. Right now I got a sick tiger on my hands. I'm gonna try to save it. That's all that matters. Dolittle, you go through with this... So if you’ll excuse me... - Stupid cat. Ruined the party. - Shut up. What do you mean, shut up? I was gonna do karaoke! What the hell is this? - No more bacon. - One, two, three, four. You ain't gettin' through this door. Make love, not war. Fur is murder. Free Willy. Pigs go home. Pigs go home. Pigs go home. Huh? No, no, not you. The police. Wow, this is great. - Are you OK? - The man's comin' down hard, but - we're holdin' strong. - I got such a chill. I'm gonna give you a local. It's not gonna hurt. It'll feel like a little bee sting. A little pressure. That's about it. OK? Here I come. There you go. He can't do this. - He still thinks he can talk to animals. - He can, Lisa. He can talk to animals. It all started when he was a kid. I didn't know what to do. - What are you saying, Dad? - I thought it was a handicap, but it's a gift, Lisa. Don't you believe it? Look. See for yourself. I need you to stay alert and tell me if you feel numbness in your paws or on your right side. Have you ever done this operation before? Yeah, once in medical school. But it was to a cadaver. My professor told me that had my patient not been dead, he would have lived. Very comforting, doc. It's like Noah's ark out here. It truly is a remarkable sight. This collection of animals has prevented San Francisco's finest from entering the building. Which is apparently where the stolen tiger is being held. OK, we're open. Gene, irrigate, please. OK, we're open. Gene, irrigate, please. All right, Jake, I need you to be alert. Tell me if you feel anything at all. - Can you feel anything now? - No. Just the same old pain. How about now? You feeling any numbness at all? I... I can't. I don't know! Just relax and listen to the sound of my voice, OK? - I'm scared. - Don't be scared. I'm not gonna let you go. John? - What did he say? - He said he's a little scared. Pulse is dropping fast. His dura is bulging. There's too much pressure. - My left side went numb. - Pulse still dropping. All right. Hey, you just hang in there, OK, Jacob? Hang in there for me. - OK, doc. - It's a blood clot. It has to be. All I gotta do is find it. We're too close to his motor strip. More suction, Gene. - We're losin' him. We gotta relieve pressure. - Come on, Jake. - Don't let go yet. We're almost there. - I can feel it. - There. - There? OK. OK, here we go. It's gone. The pain is gone. Blood pressure stabilising. It's gone. It's really gone. He's OK. - Thank you. - You are very welcome. You just lay back and relax. We're gonna have you back in the centre ring in no time. Why'd you do that? If he tries to eat me again, I'm gonna smack that moustache off your face. He's a lunatic. He has a history of mental illness. - He's frankly... - He's the most - remarkable surgeon I have ever seen. - He's here to stay. - He is the straw that stirs the drink. - I want exclusive rights to him. He's dynamic, caring. I can't imagine... - What's the matter? - Dolittle. Wonderful work. - Bravo. Bravo, Johnny. I'm so inspired. - Welcome aboard. - I feel like I bought a winning franchise. - Yeah. You haven't bought anything. We're not for sale. Look. We don't need these namby-pamby wacko freaks. It's you and me, - straight to the top. - You want pigeon? You'll get pigeon. - Are ya happy now? - I'm right behind ya. Hey. Somebody come here. I think we got birth here. Hey, hey! Somebody! I see some shakin' in that egg. I see shakin' in the egg. Hey, how's it goin', McGruff? You know what? A Tic Tac wouldn't kill you. Hey, girl, get up. We got birth comin'. A swan egg. This is gonna be great. - Come on, girl. - One question. What is a swan? - That's my egg hatching. - OK, just eathe. Yeah, here it come, the magic moment. Oh, no. Just like Jurassic Park. It's gonna kill us. My swan egg's hatching. It's hatching. It... Good lord, doc. What on earth is that? That would be Maya's and-new baby alligator. Cool. - Momma? - Momma? I'm not your momma. - Momma? - Oh, no, don't look at me. Although there was that one time I got drunk in the Everglades... Doc, wait up. So, you're gonna treat humans and animals. I love it. It's no big thing. We're all basically the same. My thoughts exactly. First I want to move my bowl up on the dining-room table. Second, no more dog food. That stuff's just gross. I want my own room, with a TV. Basic cable will be fine. I hate stories with happy endings. - Yoo-hoo. - What? - I didn't say nothin'. - Then who...? Run for your lives. Oh, my God. I don't wanna die. Hang a left. No, hang a right. - Legs, do your thing. Outta my way. - This circle of life really stinks.

After fifty years of bitter warfare the Eastern Federation has beaten Europa's armies and taken control of the Eurasian continent. But pockets of resistance fighting the oppressive new regime, remain in Eurasian Zone Seven. The military mobilizes once again. Again, families must lose their sons. I'm honored to present my findings to this forum of the Health Ministry. Gentlemen, as you know, we've beaten Eurasia and ought it under control. But the speed of our victory mustn't stop us looking within. Our nation's health is in crisis. Radioactivity... industrial waste... chemical weapons have poisoned us. Environmental diseases are epidemic and a threat to our future. Genetic mutations are rampant: beyond the reach of current medicine. Allow me to present my findings. These are ''neo-cells'', the fruit of my years of study. I found them in the genome of a primitive ethnic group. They can be converted into any cell All of the internal organs, nerves, bone, skin, hair... everything can be cultured and harvested at our convenience. Simply put: 'spare parts' for the human machine. With no risk of tissue rejection the medical technology of our dreams is finally at hand. Can we use it now? With funding, it's a matter of time. Our clone work is years ahead of you! It's just a theory! Father, must you listen further? Yes, it's theoretical but if I get funding and the facilities I need, we can save our people. Think of your children... your parents... and your wives. Luna... When the war ends, let's get married. Sure. Is this what we fought for? Fifty years of struggle to end up too exhausted to rebuild our society? I read your paper. Human Regeneration Technology A dream come true... ...if it's possible. ItÅfs definitely possible. With more research, right? Professor Azuma, those fools won't recognize your work. In fact they daren't. It's taboo to suggest, our original genes need improving. Pardon me. I'm Kaoru Naito of Nikko Hairal Inc. We've already built a lab to host your research. How come? The military's taken an interest. General Kamijo? The Defense Ministry is at your disposal. Sorry to hear your wife is unwell. What're you getting at? Work with us... let all our dreams come true. Azuma Residence Azuma Residence Dr. Kozuki, move to the right. Dr. Kozuki, move to the right. That's it. Maybe place a hand on your daughter's shoulder? Okay, that's wonderful. Smile, please. Is your mind made up? Yes. With your mother ill? And what about Luna? I can't stay here while my friends are fighting. You hate being a doctor that much? It's my duty to my country. You've no idea what war is like. It can't be worse than cowardice. Darling... Let's not fight today... Forget it, Mother. Go ahead, please. Luna, Congratulations on your engagement. Thank you. Kozuki, excuse me. My new lab opened last week. One Year Later Eurasia, Zone Seven Shoot, shoot! Kill her. Do it or you're next. Understand? Midori... Be patient. IÅfm going to find a cure. Grenade! Eastern Federation, Defense Ministry Eastern Federation, Defense Ministry Culture Lab. One moment, please. Dr. Kozuki is downstairs. Bring him up. Up here? That's right. Right away. Impressive security. Sorry for the sudden invite. Is Luna with you? She's in the lobby. Midori wanted to see you both. A nice idea after so long. She must get lonely. Has it been a year already? Thanks to my son... Luna must be suffering. Still no word? Not to me, at least. He went to war to spite me. Sons always defy their fathers. He despises me. I put my work before family but can't even cure my own wife. Isn't the neo-cell treatment nearly ready? ItÅfs incredible what you've done... Usable? No. Fixing wounded men with new organs... makes my armor research redundant. ItÅfs far from complete. And I'm out of time. Is she that ill?? She's almost blind. Still doing research, though... There's selective leaf decay and darkening overall. Poor nutrition, perhaps? How about the others? Here they are. Did you hear something? No, I didn't. I think someone just arrived. IÅfm sorry. Would you go check? Certainly. Mother. IÅfm home. Can you find a cure? Then, shouldn't you be with her? I mustn't give up. Yes? No... Tetsuya. IÅfm so glad you're home safely. We must be thankful. Did you see Luna, yet? IÅfll see her soon. You must. She waited so long. I know... IÅfm so forgetful. They're coming for dinner tonight. It'll be such a surprise. Ikegami-san, Ikegami-san! Professor! What's wrong? My son... he's dead... September 16th, Sergeant Azuma, made the final sacrifice, Losing his life in duty for god and country. A most... a most noble and heroic end. After posthumous promotion, heÅfll be buried tomorrow. Tetsuya! A state funeral with full military honors. You may view the body tonight. Please get ready. Luna... I messed up; now you're alone. We had all the time in the world, so I took you for granted. I know it's too late, now... but IÅfll never leave your side again. His body's on the way here. The funeral's tomorrow. Did you tell Midori? She already knows. Warning Malfunction! Pressure overload. Cause unknown! Osmosis tank failure! Shut down the vacuum feed. What's going on? What the hellÅfs that? Culture fluidÅfs transforming. What the... The neo-cells... It's the neo-cells. Organs are recombining. Professor, what's going on? What the...? What is it? Code 206, code 206! ItÅfs me, Naito! Get in here, now! Professor, let's go! Open up! We're still in here! They're coming... Go secure the overflow! Hold up! Set up an outside perimeter. Who said we take orders from you? The whole project's my responsibility. Grunts shut up and do as they're told. All of you, outside! Get me H.Q. Luna... What happened? Naito here. IÅfm inbound. IÅfll report when I get in. Mother... Tetsuya... They're escaping by vehicle. with a hostage. Seal off Eurasian Zone Three. Where's my wife? Hold on, my dear. Azuma. What's going on? Are you out of your mind? Your son is dead. I don't want to come back. Please. Stop! Give me a hand. How on earth can this be? You can escape through that door. Look after Tetsuya. You mustn't die. Hold on! Don't die. Don't die. Dear God... What have you done? What? Foreign agitators are still at large. Heavily contaminated with infection, please report their presence. Let's see I.D. Please proceed. It seems they're heading for Zone Seven. Kozuki Residence. This is the body armor I developed. It completely shields the soldier and lets him move like lightning. Tetsuya's muscle is so over developed he may tear himself apart. We must contain the internal pressure. Sekiguchi! Hold on! Sekiguchi, don't die! Mother... ...you so hated the war. Wondered when it would end... How many would have to die... If peace would ever come... We live! Against all odds, we survived. Did men recognize our right to life? No. They murdered our others. As if they had the right to judge. As if they deserved such power. We have equal right to life. It can't be rationed. Nor denied at birth. No way. Of course it can't! But man presumed to judge us. WeÅfll have our revenge. WeÅfll build a kingdom here. Live our lives to the full and do what we must. Let us be called ''Neo-Sapiens'' We hereby vow to eliminate mankind. We are the Neo-Sapiens. Bow down before us. Are we ready for the next offensive? Yes. Two divisions are standing by. Intelligence reports eleven scientists in the target area. Roboticians, nuclear physicists and an armor specialist. Perfect for our new factory. Is it ready? Bring me those scientists. Let them contribute to our power. Forget it. Reports indicate military scientists being abducted to work in robot factories. Our military is strengthening defense of civilian installations. That's as much as I can do. ItÅfs not perfect Father? Dr. Kozuki, armor specialist. He's ours now. Puny human. Tetsuya? My boy... My boy... Fate has something in store for you. ItÅfs going to be tough. But... There's got be a reason for it. There must be... You must seek out your destiny. Luna. IÅfm sorry. Never look back. Father! Tetsuya, get up. Come on. Tetsuya, wake up! Where is she?! Who the hell are you? where is my mother?! You're supposed to be dead. Tetsuya... Stop. Stop! Get lost! Move! Go away, freaks! Are your 'neo-cells' ready? I can't afford to wait. What use are you, if you can't deliver? No more excuses, Naito. As selfish as ever. All you think about is yourselves. How dare you! Old farts saving their own skins. Even for the generalÅfs son, this is unforgivable. Our nation faces the Neo-Sapien threat yet your only worry is your health? That's unforgivable. Son. You know this is treason? Of course. The Eastern Federation is now mine. Sorry. The era of ain-dead idiots is over. Son! Satisfied, now? Commander Kamijo. Let me introduce Professor Azuma. Father of the Neo-Sapiens? Why did you lie to him? That's strange. I thought you'd be pleased. I didn't create them. I don't know how they came to life. ItÅfs too late to claim ignorance. They grow stronger by the day. If we don't find their weakness, learn how to fight them... our own lives may be in danger. Keep up your research. In return, the army will find your wife. Stick to the story, old chap. Don't rock the boat. Your time has come at last. Why must people always fight? Who did this? We're hurt, so we hurt in turn... We're killed, so we kill in turn... Endless repetition. I can see it. What must I do? What can you see? A vision... of how it might've been... And now... my own father killed... What should I do? What would be best? of peace... Shall I get a gun and kill? If it'd taken away the pain. Should I fight, too? Stop talking nonsense. But you fought? It's my duty. You wanted to go to war. You've no idea what war is like... You've no idea what war is like. You've no idea what war is like.

Luna. Get out of here. What do you mean? lf you stay with me, YouÅfll end up dead. You want me on my own again? Don't leave me! IÅfm to be alone again. Don't leave me! Luna, listen. You saw it too, right? What humans do to others. I don't care what form you take. You're still human. You're still kind. IÅfm no longer human. But... You're all IÅfve got. Tetsuya. Luna? You mustn't die. Dear countrymen. l have sad news. Several days ago, my beloved father, was injured in a terrorist attack. Thankfully his life isn't in danger but he can't fulfill his normal duties. Yesterday, the cabinet appointed me to continue to work in his place. His name's Flender. Doesn't normally like strangers. ItÅfs contamination. l can only do basic treatment. Sit down. It's not much but take it all. We must build the ideal, the most humane society the world has ever seen. l hope we get it right this time. What were you doing out there? The pollutionÅfs so bad no-one risks it. Unless they're on the run. What's your name? It's Tetsuya. Tetsuya, huh? I had a son your age. You saw the ruins? There was a lot of killing... And a lot of people are taken away and never returned. Practically nothing left. Doctor... What now? Don't trust outsiders! It's dangerous. What is? He may be a spy. That nonsense, again... Tetsuya, once upon a time, we believed in ''Casshern'', a guardian spirit. Maybe that's why we lived in peace and prospered for many years. But one day that all changed. A border disputes with our neighbors. Some senseless fighting. Suspicion ruled our every move. We forgot how to trust people. Invaded our neighbors for 'self-defense'. l guess Casshern gave up on us. Then we were invaded. Humans? Humans again? Let's go. Stop! Why attack these people? Deserter... why do you care? The war should be over now. There are terrorists everywhere. These people aren't terrorists. l don't give a damn. l just follow orders. As you heard, l was once one of them. We robbed you of everything. Can you save my people? Is that him? You're mine... Who are you? Luna! Think you can escape? Luna! Open up! Now... I kill... every single one of you. Flight 18 request permission to dock. Permission granted. Promise me one thing. If you win... you'll help these people. Fair enough. My name is Barashin. And mine is... Casshern! Our strong nation forged through pain inspires and protects. Long shall she remain. Then will come wisdom and deep, silent faith. May the dreams of our fathers flourish by our glad sacrifice. Rejoice in our duty. 'Tis all that need suffice. My dear countrymen, We are facing a great challenge... That's correct. Get ready as soon as you can. We fight Neo-Sapiens, we fight terrorists. Professor's inging new samples. Are my neo-cells ready, yet? General... You sacrifice sons, others... your pain is beyond measure. Or maybe these things don't even exist? But l too, understand your pain. Many years ago... My own mother was another victim. Taken by Zone Seven terrorists. She was tortured and then killed. l hated my father for not saving her. You've no right to be alive! Because of your kind... My own family is dead. The tide of history ings pain. But it returns with wisdom. Murderer. Feel my... ...pain. l didn't fight it. l gave myself up to the pain. l became a better soldier, a better person. in the cause of honor and justice, for our great nation. Let us reconsider our true enemy and focus on victory. l see it now... At last, I see it too. That's what she meant. We must prepare for the struggle against this incredible evil and remember the dream of our new nation. It's okay, now. Forget it. All forgiven. I hope... you're at peace now. Didn't we win the war? Why are our soldiers still dying? Amid the rubble and the funerals... the seeds have been sown of our final victory. Where might you be going? ItÅfs all over. IÅfll decide that. Experiment on the Neo-Sapiens, you're nearly there. Study the lightning... Don't forget our dream. What's going on? What are you doing? A nice girl like you wouldnÅft understand but for us commoners this is the only way we can be. Right, Professor? There's no going back. This is the place of my birth. l should call you 'Father'. But my hatred is as deep as a childÅfs love. Even though it consumes me l can never set it free. raised in hatred. Just like a human. And your other son... Tetsuya, born of the gentle Midori. Today he's reborn as my other. Let's hear the truth. lf l can just... get in here... What a farce. Commander... I didn't know... ...it was a trick. Let me just... get in here... lf we get a second chance at life why live it to the full? IÅfll deal with you in a minute. Thank you. Tetsuya. Want to see your mother? Mother... She's sleeping. What did you do to her? What? She's just asleep... In a place beyond pain. Beyond pain? Yes. With no war, only harmony for all. My promise to her. Man's never content with what he has. His existence results in countless deaths. Striving for the basics of life he condemns thousands to death. He fights in pursuit of peace. That's the world man has built. IÅfll destroy it and make a new one. A paradise. You kill others with the same dream. Did a single one of them Listen to us? Did anyone think to help us? To listen to our plea for life? Only Midori. The only one. You kidnapped her. No! She helped us. I don't believe you. What are you fighting for? lf you kill us, will it be over? Will that ing peace and simplicity? Can man live like that? You, a freak yourself... ...stop dreaming. lf man doesn't change, thereÅfll be no end. History and religion prove it. Can you tell between good and evil? Join with me. Let's make a new world. You're my only ally. Don't forget, you're not human either. Commander. Son. You know why IÅfm calling... Up to your old tricks... The coup d'etat is over. ItÅfs on the news. IÅfm blaming you for the Neo-Sapiens. You and that professor. ItÅfs over. There's no going back. I don't intend to go back. Certainly not to you. Mother... Was l wrong. l fought for good reasons. Just like he said... l don't know right from wrong. lf you em ace hatred, your enemy does too. In this way... nothing changes. Tetsuya... Nobody is always right, and nobody is always wrong. The answer is co-existence. Don't give up. End the fighting. l still don't see it. What you say you saw. So l must still be alive... lf this is living... What have you done? What on earth? We did nothing. I understand. But hatred just ings more hatred. My son, Tetsuya also lost his life in the war. I'd be lying if l said it doesn't hurt. But holding on to my hatred will not ing back my son. You can, too. Midori... Forgive me... Luna... ItÅfs the last time l leave you. Do what you must. Where's my wife? Target their H.Q.! - But your son's inside. - l don't care. Fire! Son, l too, did what l thought best for our nation. Prepare to fire again. IsnÅft that enough? They may be a new eed to you. But inside they're human. IÅfll tell you something. She's not wrong. You are human. Eurasia, Zone Seven. Remnants of ethnic-cleansing. Azuma is not your 'father'. His neo-cell research failed. We did discover though your people are our ancestors... the ''original humans''. That's right. Hate to admit but Zone Seven is where civilization began. Naito ought you in to extract the neo-cells. But the research failed. Not enough bodies. Then we had the idea to make national policy fit medical needs. In other words you were carved up to help my father live longer. ItÅfs like a bad joke. A crazy policy driven by the greed for long life. Your lofty theory is wrong. Destined to hate us because you are us. Without even knowing! Silence. Don't you dare compare us! You vermin are our ancestors. Mutant trash I'll tidy myself! Murderer. Feel my pain. l don't see anything. I don't see it at all. Forgive me. Forgive me. Father! Where are you going? IÅfm going home. To our house. Don't worry, I won't ask you to come. But your mother needs treatment. She's dead. But you came back. Have you been blind to the suffering caused by my return? Are you blaming me? That's not it! ItÅfs not about one person's happiness. You don't care if she dies. If you'd ever loved someone then you'd understand. Don't get in the way of our happiness. What are you doing? Give her to me. Now! l won't. Do you know what it is to love? IÅfll soon ing her back. Mother... What the hell... was the point of my life? What the hell... was the point of my rebirth. Mother... Tetsuya... Run... This isn't really me... I can't help what I'm doing... I don't want to hurt you... I want to run away... from the pain... Forget everything... Start all over... l know. Let's end the hatred here. l didn't want to cause more pain but it came to this. You won't be alone again. IÅfll be with you always. Just us two from now on. At last l understand. We hurt others by our very existence. That's just the way we live. We need to learn to forgive. Need to realize that existence is to be shared. We're not just here to exist; but to find the strength to co-exist. It may start from something small, it may even seem impossible. But we must start from somewhere. Hope... ...our legacy. Yusuke Iseya Kumiko Aso Akira Terao Kanako Higuchi Fumiyo Kohinata Hiroyuki Miyasako Mayumi Sada Jun Kaname Mitsuhiro Oikawa Susumu Terajima Mayu Tsuruta Ryo Tetsuji Tamayama Yoko Moriguchi Hideji Otaki Tatsuya Mihashi Toshiaki Karasawa Director / Cinematography /Editing Kazuaki Kiriya Ripped Guchi

In the movies, Dracula wears a cape, and some old English guy always manages to save the day at the last minute with crosses and holy water. But everybody knows the movies are full of shit. The truth is it started with Blade, and it ended with him. The rest of us were just along for the ride. What's this chicken scratch? It's cuneiform. It's about 4,000 years old. So why here? Because this is the cradle of civilization. He would've been comfortable here. I don't know, Dan. This seems like another dead end. There's something beneath us. You find a watch? Is it a body? Guys? ! Go! ! What the fuck?! ! Tonight, Dr. Edgar Vance, forensic psychiatrist and author of the New York Times bestseller Human Health, The Whole Being Breakthrough. Also with us, Martin Vreede, Chief of Police. They'll be here for the next hour, and they'll be taking your calls, next on Bently Tittle Live. Okay, Dr. Vance. You are a psychiatrist and a biochemist. Isn't that true? Yes, Bently. I am both. And it's for a reason. I have always believed that true health can only be achieved if we reconcile the body and the mind. And of course, in order to do that, we have to get rid of a lot of old notions. Okay. And... how's that fit in with vampires? In the case of vampires, we're dealing with creatures that, uh, are the repositories of some of our most taboo thoughts. - Okay. - Predatory rage. - Yeah. - Sexual sadism. - Sexual? - Sexual sadism. These are very scary subjects for people to own up to, and they're right inside. So what you're saying is we pass the buck onto someone else. - You bet we do. - And vampires...? Well, for instance, there's a hereditary blood disease. I talk about it in my book. It's called porphyria. And the symptoms of this disease are remarkably similar to classic vampire traits. The people who suffer from this disease are anemic, they become intolerant to sunlight, they can't handle garlic... Garlic? Chief Vreede. Okay. What's your take on all these rumors we've been hearing about vampires? Vampires, vampires. What? The only vampires I'm worried about are the ones passing the bar exam. Seriously, though. If vampires existed, don't you think we would've found them by now? The truth is our streets have never been safer. Homicide, assaults, violent crime is down across the board. If people want to be concerned, they should focus in on characters like this Blade criminal. Now, that's the guy I wanna hear about. I wanna hear about this character Blade. What about him? He's a sociopath that we've been pursuing. Blade is a troubled individual. I understand that he is under the impression that there is a vast conspiracy of vampires. Now, you've got to look at the psychiatric underpinnings of a belief like that. Odds are he believes that he is out there slaying monsters. - But what he's really doing... - Mm-hmm. ...is trying to kill aspects of himself. ! ! Ah! ! I'm on the Stone idge overpass. Got it. Heading westbound. I'm just beneath ya. Go! ! ! Come on! I got him. Pull! You all right, man? He's got a gun! Oh, my God! Ouch. Staked you with silver. Why aren't you ash? Why aren't you smarter? Not a vampire, dumb shit! Set your sorry ass up. Damn. Oh, Blade. What the fuck happen tonight? How should I know? He was human. You're gettin' reckless, Blade. Killing vampires is clean. They ash... don't leave any evidence behind. Killing humans is messy. You better hope nobody ID'd you. This worked really good. What's this? A new delivery system for your serum. It's an effervescent inhaler. Just bite down on the mouth guard. Delivery's automatic. Some friends of mine made it. Friends? Yeah. You remember those? It was horrible. The one car crashed, and then the guy in the coat was shooting the other guy. - It looked like there was a lot of blood. - Thank you. That was just a taste of the mayhem that occurred during tonight's azen shootout that left at least four people dead. Now, apparently, an anonymous citizen captured the whole event on video. Hey, Ray. Hey, we got a lead. Let's catch a plane, Wilson. It's time to take these cowboys down. That's what I'm talkin' about. What's he been doing? Fuck all. Just feeding. Been through five of them so far. Do you think we have enough security? We didn't capture him. He allowed us to take him in. You understand? I'm gonna go in. You shouldn't have woken me. We had to. Your blood, your sacrament, can set us free now. What makes you think I care? Your people need you. My people? You're nothing but shadows of your former selves. Look how far you have fallen. The world's changed since your time. The humans have a new hunter. Blade. And you'd like me to kill him, wouldn't you? Yes. Subject is heading west. Got him. Congratulations. You're famous. Somebody nailed us. Your face is all over the papers and television. Media's eatin' it up. - Like I care. - Well, you should. Something like this... taking out a human... as far as the rest of the world is concerned, you're public enemy number one. Didn't know this was a popularity contest. Damn it, Blade. Don't you see what they're doing? They're waging a goddamn P.R. Campaign. Now it's not just vampires we gotta worry about, we're gonna have to take on the rest of the world, too. You worry too much, old man. That's why we're still alive, goddamn it. I've been doing this since before you were born, Blade. You're like a son to me. I'm sorry I got old on ya. I see you alone, surrounded by enemies. And it eaks my heart. We can't win this war alone. Look, he just gave me the evil eye. Come on, man. What about that guy?! Bro and prostitute, baby. So what? Quit fucking around. I'm hungry, and I want to eat somebody. How about him? No fatties. They taste like Cheetos. No, I like him. Wait... what about that? Shrunken apple-headed bitch. They fucking saw us over there. Fucking blow me, man! Just pick one already. Jesus Christ! Oh, got it! Got it! Baby on board. Oh! Looks like we got ourselves a combo meal! Chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky! Oh, yeah, baby! What's for dinner? ! Hey, pretty lady. No! No! No! Scream if this hurts, chica. ! Fuck you? ! Garlic! Scream if this hurts, chica. ! What is it? What you were worried about. Let's go, let's go, let's go! Shoot to kill! ! Move a finger and you're dead. How's about this one? He's got something in his hand! Get out, Blade! Shit! What's going on in there? Somebody talk to me! ! Hold it right there! Don't shoot, don't shoot. Rise and shine, sleepyhead. Special Agents Ray Cumberland, Wilson Hale, FBI. - We've been tracking you a long time. - Mm-hmm. Whistler. Dead. Just like all your victims. Say, how many people have you killed, Blade? Thirty? Forty? Fifty? 1,182. But they were all familiars. People who work with them. Oh. And by them, you mean vampires, right? Say, so how do you kill these bloodsuckers, tough guy? Maybe you could give us a few pointers. You can stake 'em, right? What about sunlight? I mean, they ain't feelin' sunlight, right? What about crosses? Do they still work, Wilson, in this day and age? I don't know, Ray. I mean, what if mister homey vampire is, like, Jewish? That's a good point. What about garlic? Does that work on Hindu vampires? Or do you need, like, saffron or some shit? - That was quick. - Thank you. You can keep doing your song and dance as long as you want, Blade. It's not gonna play. We know what you are. You're a stone-cold killer. And you're sick as fuck. Let's leave the diagnosis to the professionals. Hello, Blade. My name is Dr. Vance. I've been charged with giving you a psychiatric evaluation. Gentlemen, would you mind giving us just a couple of minutes alone? He's all yours. I know you must find this very frightening... ...but I want you to know that I'm here to help. And in order for me to do that, I'm gonna have to ask you a couple of questions, okay? You know, Blade... the darndest thing. I was signing in at security, and, uh, couldn't remember the date. Do you know what day it is? How about the President? You know who that is. Who's in the White House right now? An asshole. I think somebody here wants to talk about vampires. Vampires. For everyone else, it's kind of silly. I had a set of wax teeth when I was seven years old. It was fun. I could be somebody else. But I want to hear you talk about vampires. What can you tell me about them? They exist. Are you one of them? Sometimes... the scariest monster of all... ...is the one in the mirror. Tell me about blood. When you drink blood, do you ever feel sexually aroused? Just strikes me that this business of vampirism has a very strong element of sexual confusion. Nuzzling into someone's neck. A nocturnal visit. It promises a... delicious physical intimacy. The very sweet taste of saliva... mixed with skin. Sounds good to me. Where's it come from? That's what I wanna know. And I'm starting to wonder what your relationship with your mother was like. Were the two of you very close? He's psychotic. No shit. For his safety and for the public's, I'm recommending that he be transferred immediately to County Psychiatric... Fuck that! That man is my prisoner. He's wanted in connection with a laundry list of federal crimes. Hold on, gentlemen. We're in my jurisdiction now. You got a problem with that, you talk to the local magistrate. - That man is my prisoner! - The call has already been made. Don't fuck with my thing! There's a team from the hospital effecting the transfer immediately. You're supposed to be working with us on this, Chief. Not this time. This is just a little something to keep you compliant. The usual dose for this sort of thing is two, three hundred milligrams, but I think with a big, strapping hy id like yourself, I'll kick it up to a couple thousand. You don't have a problem with needles, do ya? There. That wasn't so bad, was it? Ooh, you're weak. In need of your serum. That must be a bad feeling. I mean, who would've imagined that a mere human like me could overpower you. You're one of them. A familiar. Going on five years now. It's the endgame, Blade. All their plans are coming to fruition. Why don't you just sit back and enjoy the show? I hate familiars. It's why we're still alive, goddamn it. You're like a son to me. Sorry I got old on ya. I see you alone, surrounded by enemies. It eaks my heart. Hi, Blade. So glad to finally meet you. I am such a fan. I like your tattoos. Do they mean anything? Stupid. Are you okay? Are you tired? You're weak. We moved the humans around. Like pawns. We used them... ...to flush you out. You're not so big. You're all alone, Blade. No one's gonna help you now. - Evening, ladies. - Hannibal King! Wake up, Blade. This is your rescue. Go! Freeze! Whistler! This way! Blade! You're dead! Get down! Blade. Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Where are you going? Where the fuck is he going? This is supposed to be a rescue! Get back, get back! We're pinned down. I can't shoot around corners. I can. ! Okay. We're fucked. We're fine. Forgot my sword. Whoo! Come on! Abby. ! We got him. We'll be there soon. Who the hell are you people? Well, my name is Hannibal King. And this little hellion right here is Abigail. Whistler's daughter. I thought the vampires killed Whistler's family. They did. I was born later out of wedlock. When I came of age, I tracked my dad down, and I told him I wanted in. Been doing it ever since. Welcome to the honeycomb hideout. How do you bankroll this operation? I date a lot of older men. Come on, man, I'm joking. You met Dex. This is Hedges. Sommerfield... she's the one who built that new serum inhaler of yours. That runt you saw earlier, that was Sommerfield's daughter Zoe. We call ourselves the Nightstalkers. Hmm. Sounds like rejects from a Saturday morning cartoon. We were gonna go with the Care Bears, but, uh, that was taken. How many of you are there? There's enough. We operate in sleeper cells. When one goes down, another cell activates to pick up the slack. Consider us your reinforcements. What, you amateurs are supposed to be helping me? You? Look at you. You're kids. You're not ready to roll with this. I mean, look at the way you're dressed. What, that's supposed to be tactical? What is this? What is that? Fuck you. It's a joke, huh? What the fuck is wrong with y'all? Y'all think this is a joke? You think this is a fucking sitcom? Okay, first off, that's just rude. Second, I'm pretty sure we saved your ass back there. I'm impressed. Look, Blade, my father meant for us to help you. Like it or not, we are all you got. What the hell makes you think you know about hunting vampires? Well, here's for starters. I used to be one. Do I pass the audition? Rookies. Fucking Hannibal King! I should've ripped his bleeding heart out when I had the chance! Ugh! Ugh! We had Blade. We had him! Ugh! And don't tell me I told you so, Asher. What's wrong, half pint? You need a time out? Blow me. We got caught with our pants down. Pants down? They pretty much fucking ass-raped us. Oh, you loved it. Has he been told? About your failure? Yes. Maybe it's time I joined the game. You know the kind of woman that just screams trouble? You see her and every warning bell in your ain starts going off, but you still manage to ask for her number. Well, that's all I ever hook up with. But this betty... Whoa! She blew 'em all away in the shitstorm sweepstakes. Her name is Danica Talos. You met her earlier. And unlike typical vampires, her fangs are located in her vagina. Moving on. The man on her left is her other Asher, and this walking diaper stain is Jarko Grimwood. I picked Danica up in a bar and spent the next five years playing hide-and-go-suck as her little vampire cabana boy. Eventually, Abigail found me. Sommerfield managed to treat me with a cure, and now I kill them. And that's basically turning a frown upside-down. We need to pool our resources, Blade. We? Yeah, we. He's come back. Take a look at this. You gotta be kidding me. Where'd you guys get this stuff? I stole most of it. Danica had a huge collection. You got stonework, ironwork, weaponry, art. It's this stuff that shows up everywhere. This symbol, this glyph... It's on everything in here. He is real. You dig beneath all the... the myths, all the layers of bullshit that have cluttered our culture for the last 500 years, and eventually you're gonna strike the truth. So the movies are true. The movies are just a comforting fairy tale compared to the real deal. Bram Stoker... he wrote a good yarn, but the events that he described back in 1897... God. That was just a tiny piece of the mosaic. The real Dracula... his origins date back much, much earlier than that. How early? Try six or seven thousand years. This is a piece of his armor. With it, we were able to extrapolate a basic idea of what this fucker looked like. Check this out. Dracula's only one of the names he's gone by. The Babylonians worshipped him as Dagon, and now they call him Drake. If you believe in the legends, he was born in ancient Sumeria. Nobody really knows the specifics of his origin, but we do know this. He was the first of his kind. The patriarch of hominus nocturna. He was born perfect. And just like the great white shark, this guy has never had to evolve. Forget the movies, forget the books. There's no happy ending with this guy. He's been there, moving behind the scenes, cutting a bloody fucking path through the ages, until suddenly... ...just like that... ...he up and disappeared. And then we heard a rumor. The vampires were searching for him. Some say he'd been sleeping through the ages, that he'd retreated from a world he'd become disgusted with. And according to our information, they found him in Iraq about six months ago. And he was pissed. Don't try to use my name, that's fatal Tried to claim my fame, but that's fatal About to raise the pain, that's fatal Tried to claim my fame, but that's fatal About to raise the pain, that's fatal Bite through your jugular vein, that's fatal In the window... You sell vampire merchandise? Uh, yeah. Look around. We might have a few things. We've got Dracula lunchboxes. Did you see those? There's bobble heads, key chains. This is funny. That garlic gets me every time. We've got just about anything. Even vampire vi ators. Here. Check this out. Dra-cola. Makes you want to cry, doesn't it? Was there something special you needed? Hey, guy. She's talkin' to ya. What? You wanna kiss me, pretty boy? ! No! Tried to claim my fame, but that's fatal About to raise the pain, that's fatal Bite through your jugular vein, that's fatal ! ! Bite through your jugular vein, that's fatal Why wake up Drake now? That's exactly what we've been trying to figure out. When I was under the fang, there used to be talk about some kind of vampire final solution. But I could never figure out why they'd want to destroy their food source. I mean, that makes no sense, right? They've always had plans for the human race, and it seems likely that whatever they're cooking up, Drake's return is part of it. Let's face it. We are fighting a losing battle here. So we kill a few hundred of them a year... big deal. There are thousands of them out there, maybe tens of thousands. We need a new tactic. Like what? A biological weapon. For you sighted people... ...here's a little show and tell. For the last year, I've been working with synthesized DNA in order to create an artificial virus targeted specifically at vampires. We're calling it DayStar. Think about it, Blade. We could wipe 'em all out in one single move. So what's been holding you back? The lethality in vampires is still spotty. The bottom line is we need a better strand of DNA to work with. We need Dracula's blood. Because Dracula is the progenitor of the vampire race, his DNA is still pure. It hasn't been diluted by a hundred generations of selective mutation. We get his blood, we can boost DayStar's viral efficacy to 100. All the vampires go bye-bye. So, can we just go right ahead and sign you up for one of our secret Nightstalker decoder rings? Oh. Holy shit. Um, gentlemen and hottie, uh, we have a wide assortment of ass-kickery for your viewing pleasure today. Electronic pistol... comes in a variety of tasty calibers. Explosive rounds. Yeah, but with a concentrated burst of UV light instead of your standard hollow points. I call 'em sun dogs. Hedges. Super-size me, sweetheart. This little pea shooter... it's a modified version of the Army's objective individual combat weapon. Pick your poison... sun dogs, stakes, heat-seeking mini rockets. Basically, whatever gets you hard, this puppy'll pump 'em out. Course, it doesn't have the range of a sword, but... Oh, God. Over here, we, um... we call this the UV Arc. Whoa. Sorry. The two points are connected by a powerful UV laser... - Hedges, I'll take it from here. - Yes. This bad boy is half as hot as the sun. It can cut through vampires like a knife through butter. We're still trying to sort out fact from fiction when it comes to Dracula. Turning into mist? Kinda doubt it. General shape-shifting? Maybe. Not into a bat or a wolf or anything like that, but another human, with practice, could be possible. Because he wouldn't have a traditional skeletal structure. Something more like a snake's, with thousands of tiny bones... I have a... I have a question about that, Hedges. Have you ever been laid? Many times. With ladies. Time for a little pressure. The weakest link in the vampire chain of command has always been their familiars. Since the vampires can't go out in the daylight, they get the humans to do all their dirty work. We bleed the wannabes... Sooner or later, they'll take us right to the real. I got you some new wheels. You take care of it now. She's making playlists. She likes to listen to MP3s when she hunts. It's like her own internal soundtrack, you know? Dark core, trip hop, whatever kids are listening to these days. Me, I'm more of a David Hasselhoff fan, you know? Come on, come on like that, ya'll Come on, come on, like that, y'all Let me see you say ho Let me see you say ho ! Ah! ! Eventually, you know, your head is gonna pop off. Fuck! No, no! Please, please! Please. Who's your handler? I don't know my fucking handler. I swear. I swear! Oh, shit! Please! Please! Oh, it's you. I'll take that. Come on! Let's go! Come on! Hello? Hello? Hello, this is Dr. Vance. You paged me. It's for you. Yeah, go ahead. Hello? ! You know, at some point, you, uh, you might want to consider sitting down with somebody. You know? Have a little share time? Kick back? Get in touch with your inner child? That sort of thing? Also... just a thought... but you might wanna consider blinking once in a while. I'm sorry, I, uh, I ate a lot of sugar today. Hey. You just can't walk in here like... aah! Excuse me, sir. Don't do that. Where's Vance? I'm sorry, but you can't see Dr. Vance right now. Sit. Can I, uh, can I help you? Remember me? Time for payback. All right, Vance, what the hell do you know? Oh, Jesus. It's him. Abby. It's Drake! ! So, you're the hunter they all fear. I had a feeling about you. Just shoot him! Go ahead, Blade. Show me what you're made of. !

! Oh, my God! He got my baby! ! No! My baby! Ah, careful, Daywalker. I've been told about you. Your weakness for humans. Why'd you kill Vance? He'd outlived his purpose. He died a good death. Quick, clean. I wouldn't know anything about that. You will. How are you able to survive in sunlight? Haven't you read Stoker's fable? I was the first of the vampires. I am unique. So that's why they ought you back. Of course. They believe through me they could become Daywalkers. Look at them down there. Scurrying around like insects. They don't know anything about honor or living by the sword, not like you and I do. Do you think they could ever grasp what it means to be immortal? You're not immortal. I must've heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. Each one of them have tasted the end of my sword. Perhaps I will too, then, but I think it is more likely the next time we meet, you fall before mine. Catch! Cootchie coo. Did you see that guy? We're gonna lose, man. We're gonna... Oh! God! We're gonna fucking lose! What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other? Shut up, King. See you in 28 days. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. What are you... what is that? What are you doing? It's an elastic protein, okay? It's gonna stop the hemorrhaging. Okay. Is it gonna hurt? Yeah, it's gonna sting a little. Really? Fuck me! ! I had a family once. Wife, two daughters. Then a drifter came calling one evening. A vampire. He toyed with 'em first. Tried to make me decide which order they'd die in. I've been doing this a long time. Since before you were born. I don't want this life for you, Abby. Hey, Blade. I got a question for you. Say we're successful. Say we wipe out all the vampires. What then, huh? You ever ask yourself that? I mean, somehow, l... I don't picture you teaching karate at the local Y. He hates me, doesn't he? Yeah. Why do you wear that symbol? Old habits. I was a good Catholic schoolgirl... ...once. I was there when they crucified him. He died for their sins. Not mine. And what are your sins? Would you care to confess them? Take it off. Why? I will make you a better one. There's an old saying. Kill one man, you're a murderer... ...kill a million, a king. Kill 'em all... ...a god. Why do you do that? Because there's something bad inside of me. This keeps it from getting out. Why can't you just be nice? Because the world isn't nice. I found where the vampires are working. Biomedica Enterprises. They've been buying up all sorts of supplies. Check it out. Taq polymerase, bone marrow growth supplement, genetic sequencing enzymes. You want a party favor? Lucky seven. Silver hollow points. Done. You wanted to see me? We've got trouble. Doing a little moonlighting, Chief? Shit! What are you doing here? Talk. Talk. Spill it! You know what we're doing. What's inside? ! Now, what's behind door number one? I can't tell you. They... they'll kill me. Kill you? Motherfucker, I'll kill you. I'll just enjoy it better. You know the routine. Lights. God in Heaven. What is this place? It's a blood farming facility. Vampires decided that hunting humans on a piecemeal basis was... too inefficient. Why kill your prey when you can keep them alive? Under optimal conditions, a donor can generate anywhere from 50 to 100 pints of blood. Productive. Where do you get all these people? They got processing centers in every major city. At any given time, there's what, two, three million homeless wandering around America? They just pull 'em in off the streets. Nobody cares about them. We're doing this country a service, really. Vampire final solution. Are they aware? Do they feel anything? They're in a chemical-induced coma. They're ain dead. Look at this. This the future you want? Don't you think that they have a place for you in their future? We don't have a choice! They're going to win. Can't you see that? He's come back! There's nothing stopping them now. There's me. Go! You got 20 seconds. Twenty. Shutdown password... what is it? Harvest. Put it in. Let's go. Where'd you go? See? I turned my back on you. - Oh! You win. - One more, one more. Now, Nome King, having never tried to be good, was very bad indeed. Having decided to conquer the land of Oz and to destroy the Emerald City... This ain't no video game. This ain't no video game. Come on, now. Dude, you're dead. Mom, the lights are weird. What do you mean? They're going on and off. Guys? Zoe, I want you to go, and I want you to hide, okay? Like we talked about. Go on. Zoe? Get out of here, Zoe! Hide! Goddamn it, Zoe! Goddamn it! ! ! ! ! Something's not right. King! Zoe? Zoe. Zoe? Whistler. Use it. Use it. Use it. ! Back off, pooch. Jesus Christ! What the fuck?! Good dog. What the fuck?! His name's Pac-Man. We've been porting the vampire gene into other species... experimenting. You made a goddamn vampire Pomeranian? Yeah. Precious, isn't he? Well, that depends who you ask, because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you. And when the fuck did you see my dick, fuckface? Ow! I was talking to her! Poor King. You look so distraught! Give me that chair. You're tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough fatty acids in your diet? Have you tried lake trout? Mackerel? How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my dick? And how about everyone here not saying the word dick anymore? It provokes my envy. Tell us about Blade, King. What's this weapon he's been planning? I can tell you two things. One... your hairdo is ridiculous. Two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly. Spit it out, you fucking fruitcake! All right! Fuck! I'll tell you about the weapon. It's a new flavor crystal formula. Twice the chocolaty goodness, half the calories. Plus, it helps prevent tooth decay. There. You're ave, King. I'll give you that. But underneath all that swagger, I know what you really fear. What would hurt you more than anything else. You don't want to go back to being one of us, do you? I'm gonna bite you again, King. And I'm gonna leave you here while you turn. I'm going to watch you day after day as the thirst keeps building and building. And then, when you can't stand it anymore... ...I’m gonna ing the little girl in here... ...for you to feed on. Would you like that, King? Would you enjoy taking her life? Now we're getting somewhere, my pet. Are you all right? Yeah. I'll be fine. Don't let it turn inward. Ever since I can remember, I've had this... I've had this knife of sadness in my heart. And as long as it's there, you know, I'm... I'm strong. And I'm... I'm untouchable. But the moment that I take it out... ...l- I'll just die. He's one of ours. My name is Caulder. I'll be your driver this evening. Sommerfield left you a video message. If you're watching this, I'm already dead. If Zoe's alive, I want you to promise me that you'll take care of her, okay? I've been reading her the Oz books every night. We just started reading The Emerald City of Oz. You know, the one with the Nome King? I think I've managed to cultivate a workable strain of the DayStar virus. As a precaution, I transmitted the genetic sequence to Caulder in case our main stock was destroyed. In order for it to achieve maximum lethality, you're gonna need to interfuse it with Drake's blood. Now, if it works, every vampire in the immediate vicinity should die almost instantly. There's one other thing. Blade, you need to know that there's a chance the virus could destroy you, too. Because you're a hy id, l...I'm not sure if your immune system will be able to tolerate it. I'm sorry. We just didn't have enough time to properly test it. So, shall we take a look at the plague arrow? I only had time to fa icate a small amount of DayStar. However, I was able to outfit it. A compressed gas projectile... ...that can be shot from one of the four-barrel rifles or a bow. Either way, you must be sure that the shot counts. You would simply not have enough for a second shot. Do you know who I am? You're the Nome King. Ah. The Nome King. How sweet. Tell me, child, do you want to die? I'm not afraid. I'll go to Heaven. There is no Heaven. No God, no angels. The only thing in your future is nothingness. But what if you could change that? What if you could remain a child forever? Wouldn't you like that? Wouldn't you accept that gift? My friends are coming to kill you. This blood Wake the night! It's gonna wake the night It's gonna wake the night Wake the night! This blood This blood It's gonna wake the night This blood This blood It's gonna wake the night! - This blood - Wake the night! It's gonna wake the night - This blood - Wake the night! Wake the night! This blood This blood It's gonna wake the night! Gonna be sorry you did that. Why? Nobody's coming for you, Kingshit. Sure they are. God... See, one of the things you fuckheads need to know about us Nightstalkers is that when you join our club, you get all sorts of groovy little door prizes. And one of them is this nifty little tracking node surgically implanted in your body. - Bullshit. - Yeah. See, when one of us goes missing... ...the others, they just dial up the satellite which is in space. And then presto. Instant cavalry. You like that, huh? Go fuck your sister. Okay, King. Where is this tracking node of yours? It's in my left ass check. Fine. It's in my right ass cheek. Okay, I'm... okay, seriously, now. It's in the meat of my butt, just below the Hello Kitty tattoo. Seriously, just pull down my tighty-whities and see for yourself. Enough! It's not funny anymore! No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! But it will be a few seconds from now. See, that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now... ...that's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt! Which means the fat lady should be singing right about now! This is awkward. Do you have a cell phone? Um... a little help here. - Are you all right? - Yeah. - Where's Zoe? - Drake's got her. Okay. Thank you. I ought your toys. Try to keep up. ! Abby! Hey. You okay? Okay. Let's get you out of here. Watch out! Fuck me. Oh, fuck me sideways! Oh, yeah. He's a cute little guy, aren't ya? Good little puppies. Yeah, you're gonna stay. You stay. Oh. There's a pretty smile. Yeah. I'm going to, uh... Hey, dickface. You seen my dog? Have you tried the lobby? Thank you. Fuck... Come on, King. ...this. Blade. Ready to die? I was born ready, motherfucker. Motherfucker. I like that. ! ! ! ! You oke my arm! ! Are you ready to die, motherfucker? Give it up. Come on. Give it up, King. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Hang in there, kitten. I'll get help. Funny, isn't it? All this time, my people were trying to create a new kind of vampire, when one already exists. I don't need to survive. The future of our race rests with you. You fought with honor. I respect that. Allow me a parting gift. But remember this. Sooner or later, the thirst always wins. And Blade? The virus didn't kill him. Because he was a hy id, his heart never stopped beating. It simply slowed down. And so he slept, waiting for the moment when he could walk the earth again. Yo, yo It's the feast of the blood Unleash the beast within I walk around with the strength of a hundred men You best run before I count to ten Blood dripping from my canine like a fountain pen The shape-shifting mirror image flash phototype The everlasting vision, the red battle type Try to use my name, that's fatal Tried to claim my fame, but that's fatal About to raise the pain, that's fatal Bite through your jugular vein, that's fatal Walk with me, come on, walk with me Come on, walk with me, come on, walk with me Come on, walk with me, come on, walk with me Come on, walk with me, walk with me I strike back with a vengeance, The father, your descendants And I can't be deflected by your silver cross pendants Bloody holy water, you made the false images What's waiting for the sickle? You're like the nemesis Sting like the scorpion, strike with the force again My blood in those who revitalize the corpse I'm in And the last thing, they said the dead would walk again The blind, deaf and the dumb will talk again Try to use my name, that's fatal Trying to claim my fame, that's fatal About to raise the pain, that's fatal Bite through your jugular vein, that's fatal You don't even know me You can't even see me Friendlier than daylight Now I’m back, now I’m back again Don't be scared, baby Can't you see I'm thirsty? Friends of the daylight Let me drink, let me drink, my friend Don't be scared, baby Don't be afraid Friends of the daylight And I'm back, and I'm back again Never going nowhere You can't run from me Day or night, baby Can I drink, can I drink again? Yeah Yeah Can we drink, can we drink, my friend? Don't be scared, baby Don't be scared, baby Can't you see I'm thirsty? And I'm back, and I'm back again First things first, man, you can't fight the thirst You can't call the doctor, you can't call the nurse You got that Louis logo on the side of your purse And those tight minis about to make me burst I can't think, let me sink into your jugular Come have a drink with the thirsty love guzzler From the dark side, baby, don't be afraid You can't fight the thirst nor escape the plague I've been scopin' ya hoping you'd be open to Take a sip of the potion 'cause it's overdue It's not your ordinary, it's a special ew In the heat of the night, I will rescue you Never going nowhere You can't run from me Day or night, baby Can I drink, can I drink again? Yeah Yeah Can we drink, can we drink, my friend? Don't be scared, baby Don't be scared, baby Can't you see I'm thirsty? And I'm back, and I'm back again Allow me a parting gift. But remember this. Sooner or later, the thirst will always win. And I'm back, and I'm back again

I spoke with Marianne. It will come 2h per day to make the kitchen, OK? OK. If have you need for something, calls it. - have You his number? - Yes. - And that of our hotel? - Yes. Where that? Very noted you on the refrigerator, in red, with big letterss. I know them by heart. Do not make fun. Do not forget to pay Sonia, would not be skinflint. Pay it after each course. And studies a little, of agreement? Of agreement. Dany, does not touch with my grass. Sprinkle to it the evening but not too. Without the walnut tree, included/understood. - When does Nicolas arrive? - This afternoon. What do you want of Egypt? A pyramid. Safety. - be to You the son of Enrique? - Yes. I am Julian Quintana. And me, Dany. How grew you! I would not have recognized you. - is Your father there? - Not, it has just left. I will return another day. You will say to him that I passed? It is you, the writer? Yes. I read your book. - It is for my father? - Yes. - It is a novel? - I hope well. - I will give him. - Not, it is not serious. I will return. Say to him that I am at the village. Why you did not leave? Because I have things to make. Moreover, it is to better travel only. Yes. - Nico! - Dany! - Where were to you? - lci. Give me a cig. It is my lighter. - This one? - Yes. - be sure for You? - Sure. Good, take it. Not, it keeps. Jerk! I wanted to see you. - It is sure. - What does one make? I do not know. What you want. - One initially will leave your bag. - Let us go there. And if a part were made of pin-table football? Of agreement. You know what? Your bag is left and after one goes to fishing. Of agreement. - I have a great news. - What? My parents are finally parties on a journey. And what will one puff out? Marianne! Nicolas! What a surprised! - As you are thin! - Yes. Kisses me. - grew You? - Yes. On the other hand your friend does not eat anything. For how be beautiful you! I hope that you will invite me to leave! Why not? How does that go to the college? - Badly. - Badly? And you want to go to the university? Nico wants to be a mechanic. Mechanic of motor bikes. Motor bikes of race. But does that pay? Good, with you to see. - Goodbye, Marianne. At tomorrow. - A tomorrow. Tomorrow, one could go to drive out rabbits. I saw some, there is more that last summer. - What do you make? - It grew bigger. It is larger. And then? The women like that. It is a sign of force, of virility and power. - And then? - Then nothing? A large Adam's apple mean things, and the meufs know it. Me, they is the feet who grew. , Of agreement, but the feet, they are not seen. On the other hand that, yes. When are to you in a bar and that you drink glass, that is noticed and the girls subdue you. One goes there, it is late. You will tell me tomorrow that, it is bloody interesting. Do not make the malignant one! It is significant, that. Be in a hurry for you? ll is necessary to be able early to find fish. Marianne will cook them. I prefer a hamburger. Dany! I did not know that were to you there. ,Eh well, yes. Since when? Since two weeks. - changed You hairstyle. - Yes, love you? - Ouais, it is cool. - It is very well. - I am called Elena. - Nico. , - You do not remember him? - Not. One hardly saw oneself, last summer. You go where? - One goes to fishing. - With the port. With the port? You fish what? A little all, the squids, moulds, crawfish. Especially crawfish. Come to the bar. I am there with my cousin, Berta. - Your small cousin? - It is not so any more small. I do not know, it is late. ,On can go to fish another day. One goes there. Berta? , - You remember Dany? - Hello, Berta. A buddy of Barcelona. You go where? - One went to fishing. - And you fish what? Of all, squids, moulds? It is good. - I serve what to you? - a cognac. Which cognac? Baileys. - For me, a beer. - Two. - You remain all the summer? - More or less. - last summer, were to you there, too. - Ouais. - I remember you. - Not me. I was bloody ugly, then I always remained hidden at the house. Of course. You want to smoke? I have marijuana. I was thirsty! - You have small buddies? - now. Elena, if. - More or less. - And Manu, then? It is which, Manu? It is to my other. ll gave them to me while leaving to the university. Yesterday, he said to me that it remained still a year in America. One could go to see it. - If I go there, I do not return. - Why? Because of the horses, that returns nutcase to me. - finished You your novel? - Not, not yet. - I will be able to read it soon? - When I finish it. ll is necessary to be organized, with these girls. I know it by experiment? Which experiment? I say it to you by experiment, one should not be muddled? One must have the decided air. ll is necessary to control the situation from the very start. You Prefer Elena, I suppose? I had not thought of it. ll is necessary to think of these things. Elena wants to burst himself, it is obvious. Berta, it is not my kind of woman, but it has beautiful pair of tits. But it is too young? One can nothing make with it. Why not? Because it is illegal, it is minor. Anything pig¨¦ you, Nico. It is illegal if one is major. Us, one is minors. You also, you are a minor. One can kiss who one wants. Who one wants? Looks at. Me too. One makes KrampacK? The other day, I wanted to do one of them, and I found a trick. Make like me, put your hand under your bottom. - And then? - ll is necessary to wait. There is the air really idiot! Wait! If not, that does not go. It is that! Have you ants in the hand? Does Ca tickle? Yes. Your hand does not have any more blood. With the end, have you the impression that it is more your hand, and that somebody a anlette does you. For example, Berta. It is like making KrampacK. You are ready? Now. I tried to suck it to me and I arrive there almost. I wanted really that you come. Who makes you the thing? I do not know. With me, that of the television news. I extinguish the light. Tomorrow, one could sleep in roulotte? You speak? ll has too many mosquitos there. Dany, a small council? Keep silent yourself, if not I decentralize myself. If you want to drink a cognac, do not ask Baileys? you master keys for a true idiot. Nico, not so quickly, you hurt me. - Ca smells bloody good! - It is the motor bike. - You can repair the motor bikes? - Yes, of course. One wanted to go to the beach with you. - It is true? - sandwiches were prepared. - And this evening there is a festival? - a festival? Await me, I warn Dany. Do not move. A festival? Dany, does not laugh. Dany? Hello. You can leave one moment? Elena and Berta are there, to go to the beach. - They have sandwiches. - sandwiches with what? I know anything of it. I join you later, after my course. Make quickly or I will have to type me both and? Us, one cannot too much to bathe? - Why not? - There are our rules. - both? - Yes, both. And you know what? When one has our rules, the sea they is bad. - You did not know it? - Not. Why is they bad? Because of salt. Then, why you wanted to come to the beach? ll is not necessary to exaggerate. ll is enough to pay to, one is more sensitive. One cries for nothing, and one cannot make love. Not true? - Not? - Not. Had you much girl friends? - Yes? - How much? I do not know any more? I will bathe. You come? I will show you a trick, of agreement? - I will bathe. - Me also? Not, not you. Here is Dany. What time is it? - What is there? - Nothing. ll is 21 h30. Why? You go where? - A a festival. - Which festival? On the beach. Why you don't invite me? Me which cooks for you. - It is your job, not? - And then? Me also, I like the festivals. How you want what do I meet world? - It is what, the dessert? - melon. It is good. Go! Not so quickly, you hurt me. You want? Dany, I say what I say. One will do it. Hello, beauty! - Hello. - Hello. And this head? That which I have every morning. Where do you go? With presently. You give lessons with the son of Enrique? Yes, you know it? It was my teacher with the FAC. I speak to you about Dany. Yes, one is buddies. Listen, Julian? I came to see Enrique but it was on a journey. Dany said it to me. ll wants to be a writer. ll manages well. - Ah, yes? - Yes, it is true. ll is alone at his place? Not, with a friend. And I t'en do not say more. On what? Goodbye, Julian? Will have your eakfast. I call you. Arturo comes this evening, I will prepare a dinner. - Hello. - Hello. - You rose early today. - Yes? You believe that one can to finish earlier? One wants to trott oneself. I will pay you similar. Of agreement. You want coffee? I did it for you. Mercy. You and Nico, you know each other college? Not, of front. Primary school. Me also, I have a friend of the school. Yes? - And you were very close? - Like you. And you still see it? Yes, a little. Rafa works with his/her buddy and one leaves sometimes. You are also close what front? Not? not like front. one continues? Listen to the song and translate it for me. You are there? I can leave one moment? Elena has just arrived. It asks whether one wants to go with them. But one will not drive out? They bought sandwiches and of beers. - I have some enough of the foutus sandwiches! - Of agreement. One sees oneself outside? Magne. You are awaited. - Not like that, that. - Of agreement. Why you do not sit down there? Of agreement. You can em ace me. It is not worth while to make a whole history of it? You me requests not always what I want to do. I say only that? not nothing. I wanted to go to hunting or to camp with you. But since you arrived, one is all the time with them ?v¨¦lo, with sandwiches, the boomerang? Nico, shit? ll is necessary to buy ice floes and of the hoods. Will seek hoods. Good, of agreement. I pig¨¦. A good dinner is prepared and they are kissed. - It is what you want. - It is what one wants, Dany. ll is that they frighten you and do not love you Berta. ll is that they will come tous.les.jours on our premises? And you do not know the father nor the other of Elena. If they learn that you have it? I do not want to have 1 7 years without to have kissed. Keep silent yourself, it is full of cameras here. Buy not badly, if they p¨¨tent. You buy ammunition? What a co???ncidence! How that is, independence? Good?I write. I did not know that you were a writer. Good, not yet. Look at, those are the best. Su¨¦doises. What do you write? A tale, poetries? Not. A novel. A novel? ll will be necessary to show me what you do. Between writers one must to share the ideas. You do not like those? They are well, but I prefer with the cutter. Good, Dany, with the next one. Hoods? Does Y' have how much of it? 12. do T'en want how much? 12, it is well. Good evening. Excuse us. One shaved and you were not heard. Enter, please. - My friend arrives of continuation. - ll makes a wind? Yes, time is unbearable. Go, say it to him. Be sure for you that that excites them? It is what my father says. - is Ca enough? - Yes, I put a little all. Trust me. Open the door, please. Sangria! I have the head which turns. Lengthen a little. I do not know what arrives to me. It is for that, here you will be better. I am cold? - You sleep there? - Sometimes. I am very nervous? I am stupid? I am sleepy so much. Shit? - What you insane? - Nothing. - What is there? - You want to make KrampacK? - What do you make-there? - And Berta? It was not well, it sleeps. It is not smelled well? - What do you make? - What do you believe? An orgy is made? What do you tell? Really, you? A trio would be funnier. A little considered. Go, goes you in. - What arrives to you? - I do not know. I have vomit on the bed. How that, do you have vomit? Ca moves, I have a headache and I am afraid to fall. I fell asleep and I have badly here. You have badly with the belly because you drank. What does one make? My father would take a alKaseltzer. Will seek one of them. I want to return at home. How you want to return now? If one put it in the swimming pool? - Then, Nico? - Not in the swimming pool. To refresh you a little bit. Berta, let us go to the toilets. - What a mess! - Yes. Be sure for you that you do not want to sleep here? One ings back for you at home. A taxi is called. Wait, it will fall. I attach it. Be sure for you? - I want a Coke. - What do you make? I will not be there of the day, I must help my father. But after one can? - You want to em ace me? - Yes. - Let us let us go. - Good? Safety. Go ahead! - Goodbye. - Thank you to have come. One returns? You will take cold. - is Ca, it what? - Ca, it is a love bite. You want to smoke? I ing grass to you. - doesn't Ca go? - Not. What is there? Tell. I have some enough of the anlettes and of KrampacKs. I want to kiss and you pleasing with tricks with the idiot. I was there almost and it was necessary that you points. It is hyper ego???st. - Whore, Nico? - You are a ego???st, Dany. Is turned. Why? Is turned. What? One will kiss. But what do you say? I say what I say. One will do it! But, how? How that! I cannot. - Like that! - Now. Have you badly? Not, not. Do you like Ca? Yes. But you did not put it yet to me. Good, it is not serious. It is my turn. Not now, I am naze. Moreover, I have a headache. Good night. Where do you go? I prepared the eakfast. And crescents? I am descended to the village. At the village? When? This morning? I rose early. Do T'en want? Mercy. Of nothing. Coffee. Nothing, nothing. If I died, you would do what? Whore, I know anything of it. I do not want to die all alone. I would like better that one dies together? at the time of an accident or drowned in the swimming pool. Why you say that? One never speaks the EC what one does? of what arrives to us. I will roll another joint. - Why you laugh? - I do not know? I do not know what arrives to me. I look at you and I do not know any more. I could look at you to make things during hours and? And? The nap is made? - What? -, I Hold offer it to you. With me? - Why? - Ca pleases to me. It was to my other, he does not put it almost more. I do not know, it is not a little large? Anything. Be to you bloody well. - You believe? - It suits you super good. One will be caught in photograph. - a photograph? For what to make? - to have it, to see us. Have you the serious air. It is that I am a serious guy, Dany. Very well?Pastes? Pastes. Tomato. Tomato. Now, it is necessary to wait, not? 8 minutes. Ca makes me vomit, do not put jam. I do not like that. Whore, you smoke a joint and you become idiot. Hello, yes? Hello. It Was Elena? Marianne? She will arrive a little late. It is odd which Elena did not call. She said that she passed the day with his/her father. And if one went to the village? I have some to be enough here. Go ahead, you. It is your girl friend. I do not have a girl friend. Say it to him? What? The film is finished. I will lie down. Where you go? In roulotte. Go, opens the door and a joint is smoked. Hello, Marianne. What did it occur here? All the house is like that and I will not clean it. I do not like to clean. To cook agreement, but to clean? His/her mother has to only clean afterwards. Is Dany up there? I did not see it. ll is not up there. Hello. Hello my bottom, ouais! I telephoned to you yesterday. You were not there. Yesterday? I was there all the time. Liar. I never lie. I waited that you come to seek me. As you did not do it, I came myself. Had you desire for seeing me? Me also? One goes to the beach? Of agreement, but initially, I have a surprise. What is it? A surprise is a surprise. Marianne! Nicolas? What occurred yesterday, here? Yesterday? I must know what occurs, what you do. I of it am responsible. You did not make an orgy? Not, of the pastes? Listen, say to Dany that I went to the beach, that one will see oneself later. Do not forget to say to him. The things are said opposite. Of agreement. Number? five! Then, lost you? Yes. I found the telescope of my father. You want that it is assembled? Of agreement. You do what? I have date with Elena. Then, it later will be assembled. The more it is late and the better one sees planets and all these shits. And you go where? One has go. Where that? On the beach. One of these cabins belongs to its family. Good Ah? What is this what will you make? And well? One will kiss. It is it which said it to me. Why you did not say it to me? Not to annoy you. Good Ah? Why should I be annoyed? With you of me statement. I do not know anything of it, me. On the contrary? have fun and kiss much. I promise to you that tomorrow, one will go to hunting. Nico, do not take to me for an idiot. Each one done what he wants. As one always did. - One is buddies, not truth? - It is what I think. And well here. With the shit! What does it arrive to you? I do not know. Open, I am claustrophobic. You would have better done not to come. - I knew it. - You knew what? That one was going to dispute? and all that arrives to me now. What does it arrive to you? I like to be with you more than with anybody of other. Ca makes me shit because it is not reciprocal? I know it well. Ca makes me shit? I do not want that you leave. Go, opens the door and a joint is smoked but is not annoyed? - What is there? - Nothing. - You smell yourself well? - Yes. - What do you make here? - And you? - What is there? - I have shame to say it. You can all say to me. One is buddies, not? I have date with Nico in the cabin of my grandmother. One will sleep together. - And you have shame? - Yes, a little. It is not something that I make tous.les.jours. But what is there? I must tell you a trick. What? Nico is fag. What you tell! It is true. I did not know it either. ll is useful of you. ll said it to me. ll please fuck a chick and it chose you. Afterwards, it will leave you. As one is friendly, I wanted to say it to you. How you know that he is fag? What is there? - I have shame to say it to you. - Say it to me. The night, it comes in my bed and touches me. - And it obliged me to do it. - Not, I cannot believe it. What did you make? Why you believe that it came to spend the summer to the house? To remain with me. You laugh! Return at home and calls Berta. Drop Nico. I await it for him to say. I have date with Nico and I will go. I warned you. Why you make this head? I from go away. Dany, it was a joke, isn't this? Of course. Where do you go? You want that I come with you? - One goes at home? - At home? To do what? History to be together or what you want. Today, you anything said me to the beach. Yesterday, I was sick and you did not even call me. Berta, I of insane of you. It is not worth while to be coarse, Dany. I am a girl. You could treat me with a little more? I never annoyed you. If I annoy you, say it to me and it is all. I will not cry about it. They is not the boys who miss. And I have success, me. - I chamaille with everyone. - Because you are irritated. - It is not true. - If. - You would like to resemble Nico. - You believe? - I realized some this morning. - Why you remainders not with us? - Not, thank you, Berta. - Hold, Dany! - Where you go? - At home. - Me, I live here? - What is there? I do not know. Be to you bad hair? Not, it is not that. I do not know. You want to enter? Friends will come to dine? and Sonia. Sonia? Yes, one is very good friends? You did not know it? I do not know anybody. Whore, you know Sonia and me. I have things to make. As you want. You know where I live, then, come when you want. OK. Goodbye. - You await me for a long time? - a Little. - It is that I was? - One smokes front? Yes, let us smoke. - I made the bed. - Super Ah!. ll is not very large. Us either, one is not very tall. I ought hoods. I have one with the cutter of them, if would love you the cutter. Nico, I wanted to say to you something. Go ahead. I would have perhaps had you to say it front, but? As soon as I knew you? you seemed to me very? - I liked You. - Ouais. Wait? And I thought that? that I would like to leave with you and to make love to only test. And afterwards, one could be friendly. - You include/understand? - Yes? In fact, not. I want to say that one can be just friends. Just friends? Because you will leave? and I have a small buddy. - You have a small buddy? - Yes. Super. - Where is it? - ll makes its service. ll has a perm, Sunday. And you are sure to want to do it? Yes, but only today. Why only one time? They is my business, you cannot include/understand. If you want to leave? Good, go. Good evening. Which surprise, I did not await you. I am late? At all, enters. Hello, Sonia! Hello, Dany! What do you make there? I did not expect it. And you, Julian? Me? I did not know that you were friendly. A little? I excuse myself? - Dany? - Arturo. - And Mario. - Enchanted, Dany. Come, sit down here. You are hungry, you want to eat? You did not say to me that it came. I do not go to tell you all my life. One met a few moments ago by chance, not true, Dany? We ran up in the street. What a co???ncidence! - Splendid. - Splendid. Yes, even if you do not believe it. You want wine? Of course that he wants some. You know what Dany writes too? ll writes a novel. Hold. Yes, but that, they are my business. Good, of agreement. With your age? because you are young? Very young person. Yes, very young person. Julian wrote? things horrible and shitting. Does not listen to it. It is true. Yes, it is true. Good, I am useful to you? Go. You see it? I did not have a orgasme. Me either? You did not ejaculate? I.e.... yes, but? not really, not well. You, you shake with your girlfriends? The women, you make how? with what? You want that one kisses once again? Of course. But I em aces more? On the mouth. It is better if one em aces oneself. I go there. Does Dany, that go? I had not seen you. Hello! Come in the kitchen. I will prepare you a bloody good cocKtail, ' ' the Sex one the beach' ', you know? - What did you make? - When that? Now, on the bed. Nothing, it was to relieve congestion. I also want some? But Dany, be stopped to you, you? Not, listening? I swear you that one does not have any any more. But if he wants? - Yes, I want. - Ca does not go, guy! It is not any more one kid! Does not listen to it. ll is at home and I do not want problems. T'en does not mix. Listen?Drop. Does not listen to it. Drop. You will start to ask? - What is there? - Nothing? To kiss, it is signal? And you also, you are signal. Good? ll is better than you files. I will be able to call you? Not, it is not better. If you want, call me in Barcelona. I already said you that I have a boy friend. Of agreement, but after having? I cannot. You do not include/understand, but it is like that. ll is better than you t'en go. I must arrange the house. And it is better not to leave together. Do not look at me like that. Julian. Yes, my cabbage? Pay to! It is a minor and me, I of it am responsible, at least these days? Yes, cherished, yes. But not, cherished, not. Attention, it is me who would have troubles? But what you have all? I did not do anything. It would be said that? Moreover, where one learned all that one knows, what really counts? In the festivals and with the friends? and with the bed. Julian, I speak to you seriously. I can leave by the door and to denounce you. But what do you think? What am I the Marquis de Sade? I will speak with his father. With his/her father? Ah yes? ll would include/understand. ll would include/understand what? I will tell it to you another day. - Julian. - Hello, Dany. I am thirsty. What it arrives to you, my large? Julian! Dany vomits? ll is necessary to return it? Large head. Dumb. Fag. Hello, Marianne. It is what this head? I lay down late. You want coffee? Coffee? Is Dany awaked? Not. Precisely, I wanted to ask you. ll did not come to sleep. Nicolas does not know anything either. If it arrived to him something? - I am responsible. - t'en do not make, it will come. I envy you your hangover! Hello, Dany. Hello, Julian. You did not die. You have the hangover? I have a headache and with the neck. It is the hangover. A little light? You are hungry? The guy on the photograph are friends with you? Yes. On left it east Shine, the owner of the house? then, me and Eric. ll is beautiful, hein? ll likes you? And with you? I liked ll much. For him, I lived two years buried in snow. I spent my time to await it. And you are still buddies? Never with my ex. I would like but? Ca annoys me. I will prepare the eakfast. You like to sail, Dany? Nico? I from go away. Sonia, you did not see Dany this morning at the village? - This morning? - Not. Had you appointment with him? Not, but I am a little anxious. - ll will return, t'en do not make. - I do not know if it will return. Yesterday evening, I saw it. ll was at the village, in a house close to the place. You saw it? How showed to you it? ll was in the garden and it was not smelled very well. ll was with somebody that I already saw. ll is to him perhaps arrived, something. And if the gendarmes were warned? ll did not sleep here and it is not normal. - You go to the village? - Yes. I come with you. I will go where it was yesterday. I am sure that it is there still. Nico, Dany is well. Good Ah? Where is it? ll went with me with a dinner. ll drank too much, it has vomit and it remained to sleep over there. And why it did not call me? I do not know. Perhaps that it still sleeps or that he did not want that you know it. - You tell him all? - Yes. Then, I go there or not? It is with you to decide. If a friend an evening did not return, I would think that it remained among people or then with somebody. She makes her life, and I does not interfere itself. It is not like if it were my small buddy. With him, I would tear off to him eyes, you measuring rods? At the bottom, it is very simple. Marianne, why you do not return in your country? - And why I should do it? - I do not know. - Because it is the tien. - ll is not it any more. - You want that I leave? - Not. I reflected. - You also you will leave. - Me? - Of course. - Where that? Ca they is your business? To work or with a woman? Me, if I leave, I will do it with motor bike. Of agreement. What do you want, Julian? A beer for me. And you, Dany? - I want a Coke. - And a gas Coke. I died of thirst, not you? This evening, you will make a festival? You did not have enough of it with that of yesterday? Not. To tell the truth, I thought of remaining at home with nothing to make. Neither to leave nor to drink. Nothing of nothing. Good, I wanted to look at a video cassette. Saw you my collection? Yes, finally not. - Yes or not? - Not. But love you the cinema? Especially westerns. Westerns? I see. And films of Bergman. Bergman? I am hungry. Good, one will be made the total one: video, beer and pizza pie. - It goes already! - Ouais. - a turn is made? - Not now. - You seek whom? - Dany. - ll is not there. - ll is where? I say it to you if a turn is made. Say it to me or I eak you the mouth. Forgiveness. I saw it leaving this morning. - ll left in boat. - Which boat? ll was with a guy with a convertible. What did they make? lls laughed? Yes, I do not know. I will see Elena, I say something to him? - Say to him that I leave tomorrow. - You return at home? You will return? Say to him that I will write to him. But does not forget me if you return the next summer. I am not like Elena. It it is it and me it is me. Yes, of agreement. Goodbye. Already chose you? You do not want to you doucher? Ca does not get out of order, salt on the skin? Not, I like. Let see me? Look at, ' ' Pauline with?' ' Dany, listening? Return at home. If you want, tomorrow, a coffee will be had. You wanted to em ace me? Yes? Ca is not obstructed to kiss a man? Not. Why? The first time, it is always odd. It is not the first time. Good Ah? You already did it? Yes, and the remainder too. - What did you make? - To kiss. More or less. - You laugh? - Not. Dany? I will smoke a cig? With which? With Nico. Good, and now, what? What do you want? You want what? What you want but slowly, of agreement? You will make me read your novel? Good, one will see. One continues? Be sure for you? You want to continue? Do not have you a little music? Music?yes. Which music? A trick cool. Not, not that? That one. Yes, that. I return. You want to smoke? I did not know that were awaked to you. You awaited me? Not, at all. You went to drive out? What made you? A little all. And you? Well, illiant. Super. Be annoyed to you? - At all. - Me either. You me files a taffe? Large head! And you even more. - Dumb. - Dumb, yourself! - Fag! - Fag yourself! Give me that! Look at, it is there. I go doucher. Not, not now Dany. I must leave. Go! Go what? Hurry! It was a joke. Were you afraid? What will you make? I will bathe me. Lend to me a towel. Listen, I want to ask you something. What? Ask your father if he wants to sell the motor bike to me. Good idea. It could us to serve this winter. Pay to, it is prohibited with less than 18 years. - What does one make with? - What will I make with? ' ' What I will make with?' ' Listen, I call you with my return of Malaga. - have You other projects? - Not. And you? Me either. Write to me. For what to make?

3 years have past Since Noriko and I escaped from that island. Many students died from the BR Act, and noone could stop mine and Noriko's fight. The world is now in the age of terrorism. The anti-BR act organization 'Wild Seven' leader Nanahara Shuya is wanted for his acts. The adults started a new game, for 'Justice'. 'New century Terrorist counter-measure alternative' A.K. A BRll The sign(?) has been triggered. We will never forget the adults who made us kill each other. Let us stand, and fight together. We are declaring war to all adults. A KINJI FUKASAKU FILM Battle Royale ll Requiem 3 years ago, my father, who was a teacher, was shot by his own student. The picture my father finished had a drawing of a girl. When I found out that it wasnt me, I could never face school again Now, I've decided to join the Game, to confront my feelings about him - Wanted for Murder and Accessory Nanahara Shuya, Nakagawa Noriko- - BRll Bright, cheerful, fun- - Thank you for registering- And so I enrolled at Shikanotoride Middle School, a ragtag collection of losers and delinquents from across Japan. We'd all been written off by adults Buncha jocks None of us had any future. For me, the only thing that felt real was my pain Shit! - Friends Shintaro- You too, Taku Not me Why not? Sign it, you graduated Nothing's finished yet Hey, Hey! Shintaro! Hey! What the hell! To you, the 10 million fans of the BR Act. Look! The bus has just arrived under extreme tight security. This time, Class B in 9th Grade at Shikanotoride Middle School has been chosen. Look! You can see the students! Go in closer! Go in closer! Get a good look folks. This is a specially selected bunch of losers. They're the first students to play under the revised BR rules! As the whole world watches, what battles can we expect this time? Thanks to our sponsors, their getting combat uniforms and watches. Imagine the stirring sight of 42 youthful, passionate deaths! Be Seated! Teacher! Teacher! Teacher! What the hell! All yours, sir Merry Christmas! I'm Takeuchi Riki, in charge of your class By the way, you guys do understand what's happening? We're clueless You've gotta explain This necklace hurts, teacher Japan, China, North Korea... What's that shit! Load of crap Let's split Time to go Move! Out of the way Cuba, Congo, Peru, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Grenada, Libya, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Panama, Iraq, Somalia, Bosnia, Sudan, Yugoslavia, and... Afghanistan What do they all have in common? In the past 60 years, America has bombed every one of them Some 8 million dead among 22 nations Equality? That's a lie There's no such thing as equality It's been one year now, since that disastrous act of terrorism last Christmas The terrorists who destroyed so many lives in an instant have barricaded themselves on an island As he claimed responsibility for the terrorism their leader, Nanahara Shuya said We declare war against all adults Go right ahead By the way, in this county, you're not an adult until you're 20 Anyone else is a child! Have you ever considered just how much money it takes to raise a child to adulthood! Huh! What the... the hell? Save your weapons for later Somewhere between 30 and 40 million yen That's what your lives are worth right now This impoverished country can no longer afford to support expensive worthless kids like you! So the adults discussed it with the bigwigs and decided to reject his decleration of war Sorry to have kept you waiting BR ll!! Today you guys go to war Not so fast BRll is a whole new war game, based on the BR Act, with simple rules Track down and kill the evil leader, Nanahara Shuya and you win You've got 72 hours Got that? No way! See that white line on the floor? There are only two sides in life, the winners and the losers. Anyone who crosses that line... has the guts to be the winner. Players to the right and... the unfortunate losers to the left. This is the line that divides good from evil. It's black or white. There's nothing in between. I'll call your names in order. Boys 1 Aoi Takuma. Girls 1 Asakura Nao. Are you two for the winning or the losing team? We don't need losers, so they die. Here goes. Three, two... one! Asshole! What the hell? Girl 4 Kitano Shiori. You're on board? Yes A Christmas gift for this ave girl! Shiori. Wait, Shiori Now, back to our first pair. One last time. You on the winning or the losing team? Here goes, three, two, one. We hardly have a choice! Taku! Are you crazy? Shut up! But I'll never trust adults! It'll never work out like you say! Oh yeah? Taku... Nao! Nao! OK, next! Boys 2 Urabe. Girls 2 Ikeda. Let's see! Three, two, one. You shit head. You guys know what your doing?! Shut up! No, I can't! Make up your own mind. You'll die. Wait, Miki Next. Boy 3 Kasai Osamu. Girls 3 Kakei Kyoko Kyoko! Kyoko! Boys 4, Kurosawa Ryo What the fuck! Follow your own individual will and convict. Next! Boys 14, Maesono Kenji. Girls 14, Ryoko something-or-other. Boys 15, Makimura Shintaro. Girls 15, Fukuda Kazumi. I absolutely refuse. Come again? I refuse to participate! Shintaro Loser Sorry, I'm going ahead. Go right ahead. What the hell are you guys doing? Don't you see this is crazy?! Why the hell should we have to fight?! You sure Shintaro? Here goes. Three, two, one. OK, then. Taku, don't go! Are you nuts?! Hurry, c'mon over! Hurry up! I absolutely refuse Think it over, Shintaro. You've spent your whole life losing. This is your last chance. I haven't lost yet! Here goes. Three! Two! One! Shintaro! Why! Why, Shintaro! - Friends - Shintaro- Thanks for everything. - Nao Are you crazy? We're friends right? Cut the crap man, cut the crap. Cut the crap Shintaro! Boy 15 Shintaro Dead - 41 To Go Me? Kazumi! Oops, sorry, I forget. You play this game in pairs. Kazumi, your 15, just like Shintaro right? Each of your necklaces is linked to your seating partner. One of you goes, the other, Boom! Automatically. What's wrong with you guys?! For real? For real. Cut it out Shintaro(?) Cut it out OK, listen up guys. You pairs stay within 50 meters of each other or you'll blow. So be careful now. We're friends! Sorry about before! Kazumi! The necklace. It won't shut up! Mommy! Girls 15 Kazumi Dead - 40 To Go Next! Boys 16. No! Shintaro no! That's the spirit. You 40 survivors. All in the game! Go! Run! Move it! The Game Begins ľ Day One 12/23 ľ 6:00 AM Mission 1: The Landing Maneuver Attention All! Attention All! The time is 6:00. Launching the maneuver! Check the map on your navigators. Our enemy is barricaded in a hideout on that island. There are 3 attack points. The islandĺs divided into several zones. Every hour there will be a new danger zone. You should leave the new before it gets activated or you will blow automatically. Weĺre releasing the boats from auto control. Prepare to land immediately! Don't Come! Itĺs me! Help! I canĺt see! I canĺt take this! Help! Nao! Asuka! Asuka! I donĺt want to die! I donĺt want to die! Asuka! Boy 16 Kiyoshi Minamoto, Girl 16 Shiho Matsuki Boy 17 Yosuke Miyadai, Girl 17 Yuka Mifune Boy 18 Wataru Mukai Girl 18 As I droppedů my gun Jo! Nanami! This is insane! Lĺm going home! Donĺt be stupid! Tetsu! Kurosawa! Murderů Nanahara Shuyaů Boy 7 Tetsuya Shimura, Girl 7 Sanae Shioda. DEAD. 2 Dead ľ 26 To Go Weĺre dropping Ammo! Use it wisely! Donĺt waste it! Here we go guys! Go where? Behind, Get behind them! Hurry! Hurry! Mission 2: Securing Ammo Ammo! Letĺs go! Hurry! Bingo Arms Manual Go For It How do you shoot this? You Lose Why me? Nao! It hurts! Shugo! Shugo! Shit, lĺm hit! First Aid You fuck up! You OK, Shugo? I canĺt feel a thing The blood! I canĺt stop it! Somethingĺs coming out! What is it?! What did I ever do? Oh no! Miki! That idiot! Youĺre in the danger zone! Unless you get back here, Shugoĺs necklaceĺll blow too! I peed my pants. I peed it all. Lĺm finished, lĺm dead. Weĺre all dead. Miki! Hurry Up! Run! Youĺll make it! Hurry! Run! Hey Miki! Where are you going?! Miki! Miki! Miki!!! Shugo! Forget about me. Go! Are you crazy?! Donĺt come! Can you hear me, Taku? We were always a team. But thereĺs no one to hold you back now. Think things over. Try not to lose it. Shugoů Weĺre friends. Look after Nao! Shugo! Shugo! Boys 2 Shugo, Girls 2 Miki Dead ľ 24 To Go lĺll killĺem. Taku! Think things over! Now for the student casualty update in order of death! Boys 15 Makimura Shintaro. Girls 15 Fukuda Kazumi. Boys 17 Miyadai Yosuke. Boys 19 Morishima Tatsuro. Girls 19 Ayane Yagi. Girls 20 Yazawa Ai. Girls 21 Yano Hibiki. Girl 22 Yuki Kano. Girl 23 Yoshiyama Eri. Girls 17 Mifune Yuuka. Boys 16 Minamoto Kiyoshi. Girls 16 Matsuki Shiho. Boys 18 Wataru Mukai. Girls 18 Motomura Asuka. Boys 7 Shimura Tetsuya. Girls 7 Shioda Sanae. Girls 2 Ikeda Miki. Boys 2 Urabe Shugo. 18 killed in action so far! Lĺm sort of disappointed in you! These deaths lack individuality! Put some guts to it and battle for your lives! Get some rest Taku. Heyů Hey! Shut up! Arenĺt you pissed? They murdered all of them! Of course, lĺm furious. I canĺt believe lĺm here fighting like this. Lĺm pathetic. Whatĺs up Kuze? What is that? Insulin. A joke, right? My parentĺs DNA, I canĺt live without it. But lĺve only got 3 days worth. I never dreamed weĺd wind up here. Your first smoke? We have so many things weĺve never learned and never tried. What are we doing here fighting a war? Hey! Hey! Hosake. Over here, here. Look whatĺs that? What happened? Donĺt move. Itĺs a trip mine. Donĺt. Itĺs Jo and the rest of Squad 2! Jo! Nanami! You OK? Risa, whatĺll I do? Lĺm scared! Donĺt worry. I wonĺt leave you. Stay away from me! You crazy?! Lĺm sick of this! Totally sick of this shit! Donĺt move! Shit! Hold on. Jo! Weĺre coming! Kitano? I wonĺt let you. And let friends die? We get Nanahara first. I wonĺt let you die until we get him. Boy Number 9 Masakatsu Taguchi Boy Number 11 Tatsuhiko Hasegawa Boy Number 14 Kenji Maezono Girl Number 9 Honami Totsuka Gir Risa! Honami! Honami! Hurry! Hurry! Kurosawa, do you copy? This is Jo. Answer me! Jo! You OK? Anyone hurt? They got 6 of us. Maezono too. Really? Jo, weĺre approaching Position A. Letĺs finish this thing off before dark. Youĺre on. You happy now? Fuck! Mission 3: The Assault Hurry! Nanami! Taku, you OK? Sagisawa! Takuma! What are you doing? A necklace?! Wait! A child? Whatĺs going on? Wait! Drop your weapons! Disarm! Disarm! Disarm! Disarm! Disarm or lĺll blow you away! Hurry! These kids are wounded! Please! Help us! What to do, Kurosawa! What are you doing, Maho! Letĺs surrender Maho! Over my dead body! Youĺre crazy! Donĺt run! Nanahara Shuya! Where the hell are you!? You die and itĺs all over! Lĺll blow you away! Get out here! Stop, Maho! Stop! Kurosawa, letĺs surrender. How can you guys forget the horrible pain they caused? Lĺll never forget it. What are you doing Kurosawa?! Shut up! I lost my whole family to your terrorism! How the hell would you guys know what itĺs like to lose your family! Their bodies were blown to bits! My Dad, my Mom, my sister Blown into bits and pieces! Fuck your terrorism! Fuck your war! Lĺll never forgive you for what you did! Cut it out! Weĺre all the same. Weĺre just like you. Just put down your weapon! Shut the fuck up! Stop! Stop! Kurosawa! Boy Number 4 Ryo Kurosawa Boy Number 8 Naoki Jo Boy Number 10 Jun Nanami Boy Number 12 Shota Hikasa Boy Number 13 Yasuaki Ho Kitano Nanahara Shuya Maki, activate the EMB But Shuya, that's for our escape Just do it Right, We're activating the EMB! Girl Number 10 Yuko Natsukawa Dead 11 To Go I'm sorry Here we go, guys! Ready or not!

Boy... Bring us the walking stick of that blind bone-setter. We'll pay you. Watch out. Silence,he will hear you. Thanks. GO GO! Go away,you son of a..! Icci! Even you... ...were fooled by an innocent child! Even the teacher... ...is weak without his sword. CEMETARY Drink! What are you doing? You were working for Naruto. Don't you recognise us? You are Of the Naruto family? I am the daughter! What do you want again? We've paid for this month! You haven't paid for today. Now you're gonna pay each time we come by. -We wont be able to survive. -Dont protest! Shut up and pay. Things were really bad with the Funahatsi gang. -Ginjo makes our life real hell! -Damn you! Unbelievable spectacle! I guide a blind bone-setter who carries my vegetables. I wish I could see that! You did a big favour for me. Drink some tea. -It's hot. -Thanks. Without your help... ...I couldn't ing them home. Where are you sleeping tonight? It's the first time you've come to this town? You're welcome to stay. I live alone. Don't get any ideas. I don't even think about it. -Is it too strong? -No,it's just as it should be. I can't help but think that our town is doomed. Ginjo and Oggi are the bosses together. They do what want with us. Really? You have such punks? They terrify the farmers and the town people. They demand money for protection every day. If it keeps going on like this... ...the more we work, the poorer we'll get. You pay for protection each day? We didnt use to. We were paying each month. Big difference. Each month, each day. Exactly. Are you all right; We'll stay here for a while. I will work again as a bodyguard. Don't you worry about me. Don't do that job for me. One day I'll become a clerk again. Stop worrying. You need some rest. Eh, old man! Where is Grandfather; He's sick today. He won't come. -You make him work too much. -I'm sorry. You must take care of him more. The sake is awful, as always. Can't get any better. Same old story for 10 years! Can you give it to that guy? I'm not your clerk! What nerve! Can't you take this by yourself? Drink at the bar! W-w-welcome. Leave the welcomes. Where is this month's money? Please, give me some time. What a joke! We never wait! I'll find the money. Say hello to your boss. Your sake sucks! Shut up! What do you want? Send a message to your boss. A capable ronin is looking for a job, as a bodyguard. Samurai... It's late. Boss Ginjo probably won't come. Samurai,you're the one that seeks a master to protect? As a bodyguard? Show me what you can do. Well.. Not the rope. Look at your leg. Bone-setter, I'm off to the fields. Tell me,lady... Can I do something to help? Thank you for offering your help... ...but I can't ask a blind man to chop the wood. Don't worry about it. You get some rest. My dear... You came back late last night. -Anything happen? -I found a job. As a bodyguard again? I beg you, don't do this for me. I beg you, stop doing this kind of work. Don't be a fool. With the money you may get well. Tell me... You hired that ronin? Yes. We have two problems to solve. We must get rid of Ijutsu and Funahatsi. After that the town will be yours, boss. Try not to be very hard. Yes. Don't worry. Do you have any news on the Heihatsi murder? Some rumours. It is said he was killed by a geisha. That's all we know for now. A bit more, bone-setter? No thank you. I've had enough. Thanks again. My lady, while I was chopping wood... ...someone was running around the house. Who was he? The neighbour's son. He's crazy with a certificate. Don't pay any mind to him. He imagines that he's a samurai. He runs around like that all day. Samurai! So... -I'll be out for a while. -For work? Not exactly. For this. What? You gamble? You should stay away from that. My nephew is addicted to gambling. He refuses to work, he gambles all day. What can I say... He's lost from the face of the earth. For me, it's a pleasure. Some pleasures can be very dangerous. What do you think? This sword cost me a fortune. Yes, Mr. Oggi, a wonderful sword. I will give it to Lord Sakai. Then, he will be very pleased to work with us. Of course. Test it on the first beggar that comes by. -Who? Me? -Yes, you! Thank you Master, but you'd better do it. Oh no, I'm not making my kimono dirty! You do it! Why don't you hire a ronin? You fool! Hire a ronin? To test a sword? -Do as I say! -But... Someone's coming! Slaughter that blind man. Do it fast! Are you afraid of a blind man? My... sword! I'm sorry! You fool! Are we playing! 3 plus 1,even. New game! Any objections? A blind man? -Sit here, blind man. -I am a bone-setter. -Even. -No more bets. We're playing. 3 plus 2,odd. I'm unlucky. New game. Any objections? Any objections? Odd. -You don't bet? -I'm just watching for now. You're watching? But you're blind. 1 plus 1,even. Boss! The bodyguard is here. Place your bets. Odd. Even. End of bets. We're playing. 4 plus 2,even. Any objections? Any objections? Them? Yes. Stop! Please, don't! It's over. Mr.Oggi's problems are over for now. There he is. A bit of sake... Old man... May I have some sake? Samurai... Bone-setter... Your walking stick! I'm sorry. What a lovely walking stick. Bone-setter... I'm not a usual bone-setter. You stink of blood. It's a bit uncomfortable in here. No need to pull your sword like that. My dear... You had to kill again? You fool! It's a bit early for a fuss like that. Go home. The battle is over. My bone-setter didn't come back last night. Maybe he found a woman. Oggi. Sir! I'm going to see Lord Sakai. Hold on. On your way back... ...get something tasty to eat. Thank you, sir! Next! Kaneko Hishiro! Some ronin are really strong. Hatori will face him. You coward! The art of battle is not the walking stick. The real samurai uses his sword! Are you Yamatzi Isaburo? Yes. Who are you? Hatori Genosouke. I must kill you to regain my honour. Grab your sword! Kill me if you want. I never... ...owned a sword. Where do you find honour... ..in killing a crippled man like me? The art of battle is not the walking stick! A real samurai uses his sword! He's half-dead. No point in killing him. Come, quickly! Why are you in such a rush? Shut up! I wanted to see you. It is better like this, isn't it? 2 plus 3, odd. New game. Any objections? Place your bets. What are you betting? Odd. May I join in? Odd! End of bets. We're playing. 4 plus 1, odd. Yes! Here! Bone-setter... Its full of beautiful women. You must have won. Thanks to that bone-setter, I've won a fortune. So, you want to pay for one night with us? Bone-setter... Wannna have some fun? I'll talk to the mistress. I'll find 5 or 6 geishas. I'll take care of it, young master. You stay here. I'll go. Ah! It hurts! I am not a rabbit! Don't pull my ears! No violence! Don't be naughty! That much? Not possible! Ah! It hurts! Can I stand a small needle? No, the smaller the needle... ...the greater the pain! Very funny! Come over. -Drink something. -Thank you. Really funny! Seen that, bone-setter? Can't see much. Osei, are you ready to dance? Dance! Great! Come on, dance! Miss Okinu... ...why did you pull out the strings? You want our money? And you, Miss Osei... ...aren't you a man? You don't smell like a woman. Blind men... are sensitive in these ways. A hidden sword? What does all this mean? Bone-setter... you may think I am lying... ...but I'm going to tell you the truth. Our father... ...was a rich man. Come and and see Snowy. Don't tell anyone. Heihatsi... You pulled through for 7 years. Heihatsi, where are they hidden? -Here. -How many are they? The Narutos, both their children 3 maids, and 4 man servants. Tasitsi, what have you found? 8 safes full of money. They've gathered a fortune! Inosuke, we're rich for the rest of our lives! Call boss Kutsinawa. You killed them all? The kids? We didn't find them anywhere. You fools! We don't have time. Let's go. We hunted down Heihatsi, the servant. What are you doing? You were working for Naruto. Don't you recognise us? You are of the Naruto family? I am the daughter! As far as the others concerned, I only know their names. Tell me their names. Inosuke and Tasitsi. They also mentioned the boss Kutsinawa. That's all we know. And all these years you've been searching? Even. Wrong again! I'll try with my eyes closed. Like him. How does he do that by only hearing? I am so unlucky! One got away! That's the problem. Odd. Even. I think I got it! My senses work better with my eyes closed. Good! Sinkitsi! You're sitting with your eyes closed. Won't you bet? I'm listening. To what; You're sitting here and listening? I have the right to listen. You're asking for it. Don't play tough with me! This dump needs customers. You bastard! Take it easy, Sinkitsi! You can listen and bet. You're calling me by my first name? You shouldn't be talking to a customer like that! Customer? You used to work for me. Shut up and bet! Too bad for you. The last sound was... OK. Odd! Odd. We're playing. 4 plus 2,even! So? I have a message for your boss. What? Go to hell! -Is miss Ijutsu here? -One moment please. May I ask what are you are looking for here? Your late husband owes money from gambling. I am taking your store. You've got 3 days to go. Not a day more. -This is madness! -Shut up! Don't get involved in our business! You see those dolls? -You know them? -No. I wish I knew them! The one in red is hot. Some more sake, please. Osei... Should we ask for a job? Sir... You know if we can offer our services anywhere? We don't have jobs. -Do you know anyone? You can try Mr. Oggi. He's in charge now, thanks to Ginjo. That Mr.Oggi... Can you introduce us to him? Old man, help the ladies. Grandfather, go find Oggi. Go yourself, you bastard! Don't take advantage of the old man! Fast! I present you the windmill! Look how it spins. Boss! The tavern owner introduces you to two geishas. They are free tonight. Great. Send them in. You two, go away! Lord Sakai, in a while we will have two lovely geishas for company. Fast. What are we playing? Even. Even! End of bets. We're playing. 5 plus 3,even. I won! Oggi! Do I have to watch this for a long time? Lets see some dancing. The show is over. Go away! Time to dance, ladies. Quickly! Dance! Odd. End of bets. We're playing. 4 plus 1,odd. Bone-setter, should we bet everything? New game. Any objections? Eh! The dice don't sound the same. You damn bone-setter! I'll... Master. A bone-setter has turned the club upside-down. Boss wants you to go. A bone-setter? Please, sir. Let's go. Leave me. Come on. Do as he says! Don't touch me! Are you ok? Be careful where you step. Watch out! What are you looking at? Bone-setter... Wait here. I'll go see what's happening. Ah! Girls, this way! Quickly! That Oggi guy is horrible! I hit him and we left when the other man went to take Osei. We had troubles in Ginjo store. But the bone-setter laid everyone to the ground. It was unbelievable. Who are you anyway? If we stay here,they'll find us shortly. Lets go to my aunt's. Not possible. Ginjo's men are all over the place. That's true. I have an idea. Okinu, do you have any make-up? Of course. Bone-setter, come here. Don't move. -What is it? -I'm going to paint some eyes. For me? Open! Who is it at this hour? -Who is it? -Your nephew, Sinkitsi. He probably lost everything again. Come in. Who are these people? Watch out, bone-setter. -Bone-setter! -Yes, its me. You are useless! What happened to the bodyguard? Everything was over when he came. The bone-setter was already gone. Who is that bone-setter? Don't really know. A bone-setter. That punk Sinkitsi was with him. He often goes the club. It won't be hard to track him down. We'll get the bone-setter too. Firstly we must make the Funahatsi gang extinct. How horrible... We were suddenly going from town to town. Cheating men and robbing them. Ten years? These killers must live somewhere else now. Hold on. Wasn't Oggi here ten years ago? Right. Yes, that Oggi... Something's strange about him. I saw his arm. He has a snake tattoo. One moment... The names you just said... You mentioned someone named Kutsinawa? Yes,right. Kutsinawa means rotten rope. Maybe it means snake. Right; Bone setter! Don't look me with these eyes! I heard about last night. A bone-setter ruined your store. Yes. We ran over there with the bodyguard. But we were late. Oggi... How were those ladies? Lord Sakai tried to take one. But the other one hit me hard. The way I saw them acting... ...I am sure they are not real geishas. Listen... Learn anything you can about that bone-setter and those geishas. We're playing. Even. Odd. I won. This is my home. Go! Go away! You're still eating? I told you to clean up! Young Seitaro, master wants to see you. You, clean up this mess! Come with me, Seitaro. You are so lovely! from now on you will be my girl. If you do what I say... ...you and your sister are welcome to live here. You want to live here? I'll buy you some beautiful kimonos. What are you doing there? Stay away from the master's room! No! Sir... You want to spend some time with me? Osei... Time for practise. Sister... What's wrong? Nothing. Are you ok? Aunt, do you have an um ela? Over there. I'm going to see what's happening downtown. Thank you. Grandfather, where is the old man today? He had something to take care of. That dull man? Why are you working in this dump? Don't have any family? Exactly. He picked me off the streets and offered my a job. I was treated well. I'm thankful for what he has done for me. Begging is better than working here! If you sit outside on the ground, you'll earn more for sure. 5 plus 1,even. New game. Any ojections? What are you doing here, bastards? Pay, if you want to play. Watch out. We were here first. You're looking for trouble,bastard? You're looking for trouble? Ginjo wants to compete. Stay back. Oh my God! Hold on... It's over. That bone-setter... Do you think he's Zatoichi? And the geishas... ..must be from the Naruto family. The Naruto killings... When did it happen? Ten years ago. I see. If the kids survived, they must be grownups now. I wonder... That bodyguard... ' ' ' ...is he capable of beating Zatoichi? Where is Oggi? Boss Ginjo himself! I'm glad you came! This way please. I've heard your business goes well. -I told you not to come here. -Don't worry. The Funahatsis are gone. We're in charge now. The only thing left is to make our pockets full. Clean up in here! Great news! Funahatsi gang is exterminated. Ginjo gang and the bodyguard slaughtered them all. That Ginjo guy hired a tremendous bodyguard! Bone-setter,you better not go to the town. Sinkitsi, is that bodyguard really so strong? He's unbelievable. If we had to face each other at night, who would be the winner? If it was so dark, no one would see a thing... The winner would probably be you. You think it's funny? Let's see you now. I'll train you. Come! I'teach you the art of battle. Concentrate. We start. Attack from all sides. Not all at the same time! Let's try again. For safety, let's plan the moves. Listen to me. Me first... Like that... You hit here. Then... ...you! And then,you. Good. Let's try. You see? You see what you can do? Faster now. Good. That's it! Not like that! It hurts, you fool! End of lesson. You jerks! What are you doing You fool! Go home! -I'll have a bath. -Me too. No! Men first. I'm a man myself! Bone-setter... I'm thinking of paying a visit to Oggi again. I have to know if he was one of the thieves. The water is cold. Make it hotter! Don't get on my nerves! Isn't it too much already, you bathing yourself in oad daylight! You're useless! It isn't good cold. Please, heat it a bit more. That's what I'm doing! I confess it's unbelievable. You really look like a woman. Make-up makes men more beautiful? Not all men. It all depends on your face. Welcome. We want to apologize to Mr.Oggi. He paid us to dance for him and we treated him disrespectfully. Really? Can you tell him we said we were sorry? Sit down. Oggi drinks too much.He probably has already forgotten about it. -Don't you worry. -I hope you're right. We haven't see you lately. -Where do you live? -At Ms.Ume's house. Is there a bone-setter living with you? Are you alright, grandfather? Throw 'em out. Drink something. Thank you. Oggi and Ginjo are friends now. They are working together. But their job has nothing to do with you. One more? Not yet. I'm off to Oggi's. I'll be late. You wait here. Oggi says he's not angry at all. He likes you and wants to see you both. Thank you very much. Thank you for the sake. Good luck. Where are the others? They're off to the city. What are you doing over there? Are you mad? I want to be beautiful, like Osei. What are you craving for! What's all this fuss? You're back, silly kid? -Where is the bone-setter? -Who are you? We want the bone-setter. -He's not here. -You cannot hide him from us. But he's not here. We'll burn down the house and smoke him out. Burn it! Stop! Aunt Ume! We're in trouble! The house is on fire! Wake up! We're in trouble! Come on! Quickly! Who are these people? Sinkitsi! Damn! Very beautiful woman. Woman? Things are not always as they seem, Inosouke. Don't use that old name. The walls have ears here. My name now is Ginjo. What are you looking at? Keep dancing. We know it all. You're Naruto's kids. -Bone-setter! -Girls, go now. Call the bodyguard. Inosouke, where are you going? -Where is the bodyguard? -At his home. Call him now! Give me the sword! On top of mama-turtle goes the baby-turtle. On top of baby-turtle goes the baby-baby-turtle. On top of baby-turtle goes the baby-baby-baby-turtle. Mama-turtle goes down... ...baby-turtle goes down, baby-baby-turtle goes down, baby-baby-baby-turtle goes down too. All the thieves are dead. Except boss Kutsinawa. He must be really old now. He'll be dead soon anyway. Don't think about him. You'd better think about your future. You can stay here. You can become a man again. I'm fine as I am now. Where is the bone setter? He must be around somewhere. But the festival starts today. You found me. How did you know? Bastard. You can change as much as you want... ...that awful smell will always stay the same. Stop bullshitting, blind man! I proudly accept that I am boss Kutsinawa. A blind man like yourself... ...Will not slaughter me easily! What the hell! You're not blind? -Not at all. -Then why do you pretend to be blind? Because blind men can sense the world better. I knew you could see! I knew it from the first time you came here. You killed my men. And Torakitsi You killed the tavern man... he was a kid from the streets. I picked him up many years ago. I taught him the business so he could be my successor. All my gang is gone... ...all from a wandering bone-setter. How did you know that I was the real boss Kutsinawa; From the time you threw my walking stick to see the sword. You're the worst gangster of all. Really; I'm like a cripple now. The time of my retirement has arrived. But I lived a full life. I regret nothing. Come on, kill me! You don't deserve to die. Finish your life as blind man! Even with my eyes wide open... ... I can't see anything!

The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. Hello. Take this flower from the Religious Consciousness Church. - Would you care to make a donation? - No, but thank you anyway. The red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There's no stopping in the white zone. No. The white zone is for loading and unloading. There's no stopping in the red zone. The red zone's always been for loading and unloading. There's never stopping in a white zone. Don't tell me which zone's for stopping and which is for loading. Listen, Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. Hello. Take this flower from the Religious Consciousness Church. Would you like to make a donation? No, thanks. We gave at the office. Would you put all your metal objects into this dish, please? There's just no stopping in a white zone. Really, Vernon, why pretend? We both know what you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion. It's the only sensible thing to do. If it's done properly, therapeutically, there's no danger involved. Taxi! I'll be back in a minute. Hello, sir, take this flower from the Religious Consciousness Church. Would you care... - Hey, Larry, where's the forklift? - Forklift? It's over there by the baggage loader. Look out! - Elaine. - Ted! I came home early and found your note. I guess you meant for me to read it later. I've got to talk to you. I don't want to go over it any more. Things haven't been right for a long time, but it'll be different, like in the beginning. Just be patient and I'll work things out. I have been patient and I've tried to help, but you wouldn't even let me do that. Don't you feel anything for me any more? It takes so many things to make love last. Most of all, it takes respect. I can't live with a man I don't respect! What a pisser. Captain Oveur, white courtesy phone. Captain Clarence Oveur, white courtesy phone. No, the white phone! This is Captain Oveur. One moment for your call from the Mayo Clinic. Captain Oveur, white courtesy phone. - I've got it! - Thank you. Go ahead with your call. This is Dr Brody at the Mayo Clinic. There's a passenger on your Chicago flight, a little girl named Lisa Davis, en route to Minneapolis. She's scheduled for a heart transplant. Tell her mother we found a donor. The heart is ready for surgery. We must have the recipient on the operating table within six hours. Make sure she's kept in a reclined position, that a continuous watch is kept on her IV. It's very important she remain calm... Excuse me, this is the operator. I have an emergency call on line five from Mr Hamm. Give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo. You'll be back tomorrow night. We'll have dinner. We'll talk things over. I won't be back. I've requested the Atlanta run. Elaine...l promise I can change. Then why didn't you take the job that Louie Netz offered you at Boeing? I haven't been able to get near a plane since the war. And they wouldn't hire me because of my war record. War record? You're the only one keeping that alive. For everyone else, it's ancient history. - You expect me to believe that? - It's the truth. What's hurt you the most is your record since the war - different cities, different jobs - and not one of them shows you can accept any real responsibility. - Elaine, just give me one more... - It's too late, Ted. When I get back to Chicago, I'm going to start my life all over again. I'm sorry. Excuse me, take this flower from the Church of Religious... Hi! Well, good evening. There you go. Just follow them to the back. Any word on that storm lifting over Salt Lake, Clarence? No, not likely, Victor. I just reviewed the area report for 1600 hours through 2400. There's an occluded front stalled over the Dakotas, backed up all the way to Utah. If she decides to push over the Great Lakes, it could get plenty soupy. What about that southern route around Tulsa? I double-checked the terminal forecast, and the wind's aloft and IFR ceilings all the way. Where do they top out? Light scattered cover at 20,000, icing around 18. - Looks like over Denver is best. - Denver it is. Sorry, Clarence. Latest report shows everything's socked in from Salt Lake to Lincoln. Hi, Roger. Glad to have you aboard. Victor, this is Roger Murdock. Victor Basta. - How do you do? - Nice to meet you. I was telling Victor I reviewed the area report for 1600 hours through 2400. There's an occluded front stalled over the Dakotas. There you go. Thank you. Is Elaine Dickinson on this flight? The whole flight crew has boarded. Let me see. Oh, yes. She is on board. I'd like one ticket to Chicago. No baggage. - Smoking or non-smoking? - Smoking, please. There. Have a nice trip. Striker, this is Red Leader Four. Primary target covered by fog. Decision to proceed is yours. The decision is yours... is yours...is yours... Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife, or I will punch him. Yes, he is wrong for doing that. I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry. Don't be naive, Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice. Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. How true! Golly! Nervous? Yes. First time? No. I've been nervous lots of times. Hi. We'll be taking off real soon, so I better fasten you in tight. Thank you. Oh, Mother, this is so exciting! I know, but remember, you must get some rest. That's good advice. You relax, and I'll be back after takeoff. Thank you. - I'm going to miss you so much. - I'm going to miss you, too. Promise you'll write? Every day. Bill! Better get on board, son. All aboard! 209er to ground control. We're ready to taxi. - Goodbye, Bill! - Goodbye, darling! I love you, darling! 209er, taxi to runway 19er. Goodbye, darling! Have your picture taken the minute you get there and send me one. OK. Here, hurry. It's your watch. You shouldn't. You're going to need this. It's all right. It doesn't work. - Bill! - Goodbye, darling! Bill! Bill! Bill! I'll keep it with me all the time. Goodbye, darling. Take care of yourself. Goodbye. - Flight 209er - clear for takeoff. - Roger. - LA departure frequency 123.9er. - Roger. - Request vector. Over. - What? Flight 209er, clear for vector 324. - We have clearance, Clarence. - Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? - I want radio clearance. Over. - That's Clarence Oveur. Over. - Roger. - Huh? - Roger. Over. - Huh? Who? Do you feel all right, sir? Oh, I haven't flown for a long time. Good evening. This is Captain Oveur speaking. We'll be cruising at 36,000 feet this evening... Relax and enjoy your flight. Would you like something to read? Do you have anything light? How about this leaflet, Famous Jewish Sports Legends? Yes. Thank you. - Ted! What are you doing here? - I've got to talk to you. You shouldn't have come. I don't have time now. - Stewardess? - Excuse me. But... No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure. Supple, pouting easts, firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along. Yes, I know. Things used to be different. I remember when we first met. It was during the war. I was in the air force, stationed in Drambuie, off the Barbary Coast. I used to hang out at the Magumba Bar. It was a rough place. The seediest dive on the wharf, populated with every reject and cut-throat from Bombay to Calcutta. It was worse than Detroit. The mood in the place was ugly. You wouldn't be there unless you knew how to use your fists. A fight oke out almost every night. I didn't go there that night to fall in love. I just wanted a couple of drinks. And suddenly, there she was. I was captivated, entranced. It hit me like a thunderbolt. I had to asked this guy to pinch me to make sure I wasn't dreaming. I was afraid to approach her, but that night, fate was on my side. We laughed, we talked, we danced. I never wanted it to end. I guess I still don't. Enough about me. I hope this hasn't been boring for you. Whenever I talk about Elaine, I get carried away. I lose all track of time. Would you like to order dinner? Joey will have steak. We'll have fish. When can I see the cockpit? The pilots are probably too busy flying the plane for that. Aw, gee whizz! I'll talk to the captain and see what I can arrange. Gee, that'd be swell! Would you care to order your dinners? I would like the steak, please. I'll have the fish. Excuse me, I happened to be passing. I thought you might like some coffee. That's very nice of you. Thank you. - Won't you sit down? - Thank you. - Cream? - No, I take it black. Like my men. Ted, I never knew I could be so happy. These past few months have been wonderful. Tomorrow, why don't we drive to that little seafood place and... - What's the matter? - My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar. When will you be back? I can't tell you that. It's classified. Oh, Ted, please be careful. I worry about you so much. I love you, Elaine. I love you. Flight 209er, this is Denver flight control. You're approaching rough weather. Please climb to 42,000 feet. - Roger, Denver. - We have a visitor. Hello. Captain Oveur, Mr Murdock, and Mr Basta, this is Joey Hammen. - Hi, Joey. - Come up here. This is for special visitors. Would you like to have it? - Thank you. Thanks a lot. - Sure. Ever been in a cockpit? No, I've never been up in a plane before. Have you ever seen a grown man naked? - Shall I check the weather? - No, why don't you take care of it? Joey, do you ever hang around a gymnasium? - We'd better get back. - No, Joey can stay for a while. - Could l? - OK, if you don't get in the way. Flight 209er to Denver, climbing to cruise at 42,000. Will report again over Lincoln. Over and out. Wait a minute, I know you. You're Kareem Abdul Jabbar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers. Sorry, you have me confused with someone else. My name's Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot. You are Kareem! I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets. You should go back to your seat now. Right, Clarence? No, he's not bothering anyone. Let him stay here. All right, but just remember my name is Roger Murdock. I'm an airline pilot. I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defence. And he says lots of times you don't even run downcourt. And you don't try, except during play-offs. The hell I don't! Listen, kid, I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes. Joey... Do you like movies about gladiators? Elaine, just hear me out. Things haven't been right for a long time, but it'll be different, like in the beginning, remember? I remember everything. All I have is memories. Mostly, I remember the nights we were together. I remember how you used to hold me, and how I used to sit on your face and wriggle, and... afterwards, how we'd watch till the sun came up. When it did, it was almost like... Iike each new day was created only for us. That's the way I've always wanted it to be. But it won't be. Not as long as you insist on living in the past! You're too low, Ted! You're too low! The mind plays tricks on you. He looks so happy today, doesn't he? You look so happy today. OK, Robert, slip them down. This won't hurt much. You got a telegram from headquarters today. Headquarters? What is it? A big building where generals meet, but that's not important. They've cleared you of any blame for what happened on that raid. - Isn't that good news? - Is it? Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid. Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning. But Dr Sandler says you'll be out in a week. Isn't that wonderful? I wish I could say the same for George Zip. Be patient, Ted. Nobody expects you to get over this immediately. Hey, Striker, how about a eak? I'm getting tired. Yeah, all right. Take five. Thanks. I found a wonderful apartment for us. It has a ick fireplace and a cute bedroom with mirrors on the ceiling and... Red Leader! Red Leader, I'm going down! Captain Geline. He think he's a pilot, still fighting the war. I've found the tunnel, Johnson! It's this way! $25 for a cigarette is too much! - What's his problem? - It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell shock. He thinks he's Ethel Merman. War is hell. Excuse me, sir. Would you like coffee before dinner? No. No, thank you. - Would you like another cup? - I will, but Jim won't. I think I will have another cup of coffee. Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home. - Excuse me, sister. - Yes? There's a little girl onboard who's ill. Oh, yes, I saw. Poor child. Could I borrow your guitar? I thought maybe I could cheer her up. - Of course. - Thank you. - Hi. - Hi. Do you mind if I talk to your daughter? I think that'd would be nice. - Hi, I'm Randy. - I'm Lisa. Oh, you have a guitar! I thought maybe you'd like to hear a song. I'd love to. OK. Let's see... This is one of my favorites. You're late. We've been waiting. - Who's first? - Go ahead, Clarence. How's the weather? We got some heavy stuff ahead. We've got to climb on top. Yeah, after the war, I wanted to get as far away as possible, so Elaine and I joined the Peace Corps. We were assigned to an isolated tribe, the Molombos. They'd never seen Americans before. It was really a challenge, introducing them to our western culture. At first, they didn't know what to think of us. But soon, we gained their trust. It'll help you better prepare storing foods for the up and coming monsoon months. Also, Supperware products are ideal for storing leftovers to help stretch your food dollar. This two-quart Seals-M-Rite container keeps hot dog buns fresh for days. These people had been completely isolated from civilization. No one had outlined a physical fitness program for them, and they had no athletic equipment. I started them on simple calisthenics, worked up to rudimentary game skills, and finally, advanced competitive theory. I was patient, and they were eager to learn. They seemed to enjoy themselves. Probably due to advanced American teaching techniques, we idged the generations of isolation, and communicated successfully with the Molombos. They're getting the hang of it. When we re-enlist, I'll teach them baseball. Ted, I don't want to stay here. It's time to go home to the plans we made before the war. A lot of people made plans before the war. Like George Zip. At that moment, I realised Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem. We did come back to the States. I tried a number of jobs. I could go on, but I'd probably bore you. I couldn't blame Elaine. She wanted a career. - I can't stand it. - What is it? - Yes? - It's my stomach. I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film. I'll see if I can find some dramamine. Captain, a woman passenger is very sick. Airsick? I think so, but I've never seen it so acute. Find out if a doctor's onboard as quietly as you can. Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? I shouldn't have had that second cup of coffee. Jim never vomits at home. Sorry to wake you. I'm looking for a doctor. There's nothing to worry about. Stewardess, I think the man next to me is a doctor. Sir, excuse me. Sorry to wake you, are you a doctor? - That's right. - We have sick passengers. - Could you come look at them? - Yes. Yes, of course. Let me see your tongue. I'll be back in a minute. Tell the captain to land. She must go to a hospital. A hospital! What is it? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important. - I must speak to the captain. - Certainly. Victor, we're running into heavy... Roger, take over! - Captain, how soon can you land? - I can't tell. - You can tell me. I'm a doctor. - No, I'm not sure. - Can't you take a guess? - Not for another two hours. You can't take a guess for another two hours? No, we can't land. Fog has closed down everything. We've got to get through to Chicago. Get him out of there! What is it, Doctor? What's going on? I'm not sure. Haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant Concert. - What did we have for dinner? - We had a choice - steak or fish. Yes, I remember. I had Lasagna. - What did he have? - He had fish. Doctor, two more are sick. The other passengers are worried. We'll handle the passengers. Find out what the sick people had for dinner. This is Captain Oveur speaking. It's bumpy, but we'll be past it in a few minutes. We're now flying over Hoover Dam, and later we'll pass south of the Grand Canyon. Meanwhile, relax and enjoy your flight, OK? Chicago, this is flight 209er. We're in trouble. We need traffic below us cleared and priority landing in Chicago. Yes? My husband's very sick. Can you do something? The doctor will be with you in just a moment. Do you know what he had for dinner? Yes, we both had fish. Why? It's nothing to be alarmed about. We'll be back to you very quickly. Doctor, Mr Hammen ate fish, and Randy said there are five more cases, and they all had fish. The co-pilot had fish. What did the navigator have? He had fish. All right, now we know what we're up against. Those who had fish for dinner will soon become violently ill. - Just how serious is it? - Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever, dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates, the victim becomes dizzy, and begins to experience an itching rash. From there, the poison works on the central nervous system, causing severe muscle spasms, followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the digestive system collapses, accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. Until, finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering, wasted piece of jelly. Put it on...automatic pilot. Automatic pilot, automatic pilot... There it is! I'll go back to the passengers. Come in, 209er. This is Chicago. Flight 209er, come in. This is Elaine Dickinson, the stewardess. Captain Oveur's passed out. We've lost the co-pilot and navigator, too. We're in trouble. Roger. I'm Steve McCroskey, Chicago air control. I'll be back in a moment. Hold all takeoffs. When 508 reports, ing it straight in. Suspend all meal service on flights leaving Los Angeles. Tell all dispatchers to remain at the post. - How about coffee? - No, thanks. I want the weather on every available landing field. You understand? Any place available to land that plane! Go to the tower and get a runway diagram. Check down the field for emergency equipment. Chief, we got fog every place east of the Rockies. They'll have to come through to Chicago. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. Get the best available man who won't crack under pressure. How about Mr Rogers? Get me Rex Kramer. Next to the throttle is the air speed gauge. What speed does it indicate? - 520 miles per hour. - Good. Very good. Now, check your altitude. That's the dial below and right of the speed indicator. 35,000 feet. No, wait. 34,000 feet. No. It's dropping! It's dropping fast! Why is it doing that? Oh, my God! The automatic pilot, it's deflating! Elaine, don't panic. On his belt line there's a hollow tube. That's the manual inflation nozzle. Pull it out and blow on it. What the hell's going on up there? - Elaine. - Yes, Doctor? Elaine, you're a member of this crew. - Can you face some unpleasant facts? - No. Unless we hospitalise those people quickly, I can't be sure of saving their lives. Is there anyone on board who can land this plane? Well... No. No one I know of. You ought to know our chances. Our lives depend on just one thing - finding someone to fly this plane who didn't have fish for dinner. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement caused. This is due to periodic air pockets. There's no reason to become alarmed. We hope you enjoy your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who can fly a plane? Hello. I'm Paul Carey from the airline. - I'm here to pick up Captain Kramer. - Yes. Come in, Paul. Rex will be right out. Shep, sit. Sit! I understand there's an emergency. Something like that. There wasn't time to tell me very much... Shep, no! I'll bet exciting things happen all the time down there. Airline business does have its moments. After a while, you get used to it. Shep! Come! He gets so excited when new people are here. - Are you a pilot? - No, I'm in... a training program. It's unbelievable. It's just unbelievable. How many times have I warned about food inspection? You'd think someone would listen to you. Well, airport management, the FAA, and the airlines... they're all cheats and liars. All right. Let's get out of here. I'm sorry, I was just looking for someone with flying experience. When they built those roads, they didn't think about drainage, so we had to take a special jeep up to the main road. We were lucky to get a jeep, since, just the day before, only one we had oke down. It had a bad axle... Excuse me, sir. There's a problem in the cockpit. The cockpit? What is it? The little room where the pilot sits. That's not important. The first officer is ill, and the captain needs someone to help him with the radio. Do you know anything about planes? I flew in the war years ago. I wouldn't know anything about it. Would you go up, please? The stewardess said... - Both pilots? - Can you fly this plane and land it? Surely, you can't be serious. I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. Doctor, I've checked everyone. Mr Striker's the only one. What's your flying experience? I flew single-engine fighters, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying...altogether. It's an entirely different kind of flying. I haven't touched any kind of plane in six years. Mr Striker, I know nothing about flying. You're the only one on this plane who can possibly fly it. You're the only chance we've got. That's right. That's what I said. You heard me. Tell Omaha to acknowledge and stand by. Every piece of emergency equipment available. Alert rescue units every mile of the way, from here to the Rockies. Chief! We'll need a free-landing flight check. Fast. - It's your wife. - I want the kids in bed by nine, the dog fed, the yard watered, the gate locked. Get a note to the milkman - No more cheese. Where the hell is Kramer? No, he can't do that. The risk of a flame-out's too great. Keep him at 24,000... No, feet. A passenger is going to land that plane. - Is that possible? - It's a hundred to one shot. - I know this guy. - You do? Who is it? Ted striker. I flew with him during the war. It won't make my job easier. Ted Striker was a crack flight leader. He was one of those men who... felt too much inside. Maybe you know that kind. He went all to pieces on a particular mission. Let's just hope that doesn't happen tonight. Let's see... Altitude, 24,000 feet. Level flight. Speed, 520 knots. Course Zero Niner Zero. Trim, mixture. Wash, soap, rinse, spin. Ted! What are you doing here? You can't fly this plane! That's what I'm trying to tell them. Elaine. I don't have time to be gentle, so I'll be very direct. Everyone is in a desperate situation. Mr Striker is the only hope we got. Those are the flaps. This is the thrust. This must turn on the landing lights. - Mayday! Mayday! - Mayday? What the hell is that? May Day's the Russian new year. We'll have a big parade and serve... I can't stand it any more. I've got to get out of here! Calm down! Get a hold of yourself! - Please let me handle this. - I've got to get out... Calm down. Get to your seat. I'll handle it. Calm down. Get ahold of yourself. Doctor, you're wanted on the phone. Everything will be all right. - Sister, I can handle this. - Got to get out of here! We'd like you to have this flower. Excuse me, sir, would you... Donations for Reverend Moon? Jews for Jesus? Read about Jehovah's Witness? How about Buddhism? Help Jerry's kids? - Scientology? - For nuclear power? Your attention, please. No-frills passengers now arriving. Please have your baggage claim checks ready to show upon leaving the terminal. This guy has no airline experience. He's a menace to everything in the air. Yes, birds, too. OK, he's a terrible risk, but what other choice have we got? That's the whole story, Rex. Everything we know. Let's face a few facts. I flew with Striker during the war. He can't afford to worry about those times when...things weren't so good. - Right now things aren't so good. - Let me tell you something. Striker was a top-notch squadron leader long ago. Get on the horn and talk that guy down. Let him get the feel of that airplane, then you'll have to talk him right down to the ground. Very well. Put Striker on the speaker. Use my radio. I took the wrong week to quit drinking. You can work them direct from here, Captain. Striker? Striker, this is Captain Rex Kramer speaking. Yes, Captain Kramer. Read you loud and clear. All right. It's obvious you remember me. What do you say we forget about everything, except what we must do? Let's not kid each other, Kramer. You know I've never flown a bucket like this. - I'll need all the luck there is. - Stand by, Striker. Our one hope is to build this man up. I've got to give him confidence. Striker, you ever flown a multi-engine plane? - No, never. - Shit! It's a goddamn waste of time. There's no way he can land it! You got to talk him down! You got to! Route him into Lake Michigan. At least avoid killing innocent people. You're the only chance they've got. All right. Striker, you listen, and you listen close. Flying a plane is like riding a bicycle. It's just harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. First, get the feel of the plane. Later, we'll run down the landing procedure. All right. Disengage the automatic pilot. Make no violent control movements like you did in the fighter planes. All right. I'll unlock the automatic pilot. The controls will feel very heavy compared to a fighter. Don't worry about that. It's perfectly normal. Now, one more thing. Can somebody work the radio and leave you free for flying? The stewardess is here with me. Good. Have her sit in the co-pilot seat. Elaine, he wants you to sit in the co-pilot seat. What's going on? We have a right to know the truth. All right, I'll level with you all. The most important thing is that you remain calm. There's no reason to panic. It's true one of the crew members is ill. Slightly ill. The other two pilots are fine. They're flying the plane, free to pursue a life of religious fulfilment. The radio is all yours. Keep an eye on number three engine gauge. It's running a little hot. Striker, first I'd like to say something. I know things must look pretty rough up there. If you do what I tell you when I tell you, there's no reason you should lack confidence in your chances of coming out alive and in one piece. What weather are you in? - Rain. - And a little ice. And a little ice. - How's it handling? - Sluggish. Like a wet sponge. Sluggish. Like a wet sponge. All right, Striker. You're doing just fine. It's damn good he doesn't know I hate his guts. It's damn good you don't know he hates your guts. Can I get you something? I'm sorry. I don't understand. - Stewardess. I speak jive. - Good. He said he's in great pain, and he wants to know if you can help him? Tell him to relax. I'll be back with some medicine. Call Captain Oveur's wife and let her know what's going on. This weather bulletin just came off the wire. What can you make out of this? This? I can make a hat or a ooch or pterodactyl... - Hello? - Mrs Oveur? Yes, this is Mrs Oveur. This is Ed Macias calling from the airport. There's trouble on your husband's flight. We don't know how serious it is, but Steve McCroskey thought you'd want to come over right away. Yes. I'll be right down. I've got to go to the airport. You can let yourself out the back door. There's juice in the refrigerator. Doctor says the sick people are getting worse. We're running out of time. I've got to concentrate. I've got to concentrate. Hello? Echo! Pinch hitting for Pedro Bourbone, Manny Mota. - How you doing, honey? - Jack, I'm so hot, I'm burning up. I'll turn on some air. - What's going on? - Close the window! Chicago, the passengers are panicking. When do we start down? Not yet. You'll be in radar range any second now. They should have been in range 10 minutes ago. Gunderson, check the radar range. Anything yet? About two more minutes, chief. Two minutes? They could be miles off course. Impossible! They're on instruments. This is going to be a real sweat. Gunderson, let me know when you get anything. Got a cigarette, Nels? I can't take much more of this. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines. - Johnny, how about some more coffee? - No, thanks. These reporters want a statement. - How much longer can they hold out? - 30, 45 minutes. - Who's flying the plane? - A passenger. He's an experienced air force pilot. No cause for alarm. - Take over. - What kind of plane? It's a big, pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains and wheels. It looks like a big tylenol. OK, boys. Let's get some pictures. This bulletin just handed to me. Stricken airliner approaching Chicago... Shana, they bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say, let them crash! - Would you like some whisky, ma'am? - Certainly not! How are the passengers? I won't deceive you, Mr Striker. We're running out of time. Surely, there's something you can do. I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley. Randy, are you all right? Oh, Dr Rumack. I'm scared. I've never been so scared... And besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married. We're going to make it. You've got to believe that. Dr Rumack, do you have any idea when we'll be landing? Pretty soon. How are you bearing up? To be honest, I've never been so scared, but at least I have a husband. Stay in formation. Target's just ahead. Target should be clear if you go in low enough. You'll have to decide. You'll have to decide. You'll have to decide. Stay in formation. Target's just ahead. Target should be clear if you go in low enough. You'll have to decide. You'll have to decide. You'll have to decide. Oh, rats! Lost number four. What happened? What went wrong? I forgot to check the oil pressure. When Kramer hears about this, the shit's going to hit the fan. I told him to watch that oil temperature. What's he doing? Stiker, that plane can't land itself. Ease off. It's not his fault. It could happen to any pilot. It happened to Barbara Stanwyck. Can't push him too hard. Might eak. Remember who you're dealing with. Nick, Pete, Jerry, there's a fire in the barn. He's right. I can't take the pressure. I was crazy to think I could land this plane. - But, Ted, you're the only... - I don't care. I don't have what it takes. They would be better off with someone who's never flown before. Bad news. Fog's getting thicker. And Leon's getting larger. I know what you're going to say, so save your eath. Well, I don't have a thing to say. You've done the best you could. You really have. The best you could. We can't expect to win them all. I want to tell you something I've kept to myself through these years. I was in the war. Medical corps. One night, they ought in a badly wounded pilot from one raid. He could barely talk. He looked up at me, he said, The odds were against us there, but we went in anyway. I'm glad. Captain made the right decision. The pilot's name was George Zip. George Zip said that? The last thing he said to me, Doc, he said, Sometime... ..the crew is up against it. The eaks are beating the boys. Tell them to give it all they've got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, he said... but I won't smell too good, that's for sure. Excuse me, doc. I've got a plane to land. You'd better stay up there a bit. When the fog lifts, we'll ing you in. I'll take it, Elaine. Listen, Dr Rumack says the sick people are in critical condition. Every minute counts. We've got to land now. Don't be a fool, Striker. You know what landing like this means. I'm ordering you to stay up there. No dice, Chicago. I'm giving the orders, and we're coming in. I guess the foot's on the other hand now. He'll never make it in this soup. But it's his ship now. He's in charge. He's boss, head man, top dog, big cheese, head honcho... Captain, look at this. Passengers certain to die. Airline negligent. There's a sale at Penny's! I'll need three men in the tower. You, Neubauer, you, Macias. Me John. Big tree. Striker, we're going to the tower. Good luck. They're going to the tower. The tower! The tower! Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Stewardess, how soon till we land? It won't be long now. Try not to worry. We're all ready, sir. Captain McCroskey, this is Captain Roberts. Captain Kramer, this is Captain Colosimo. Captain Hinshaw, this is Captain Gantz. Captain Kramer, Captain Gantz. Captain Hinshaw, Captain Roberts. Colosimo, you work the relay. Roberts, check air traffic. Get that finger out of your ear. You don't know where it's been. - Steve! - Got a cigarette, Nels? Linda, your husband and the others are alive but unconscious. Just like Gerald Ford. There's a chance we can save them if Striker lands that plane in time. That isn't much of a chance. I don't know. We're doing everything we can. Now excuse me. Where did you get that dress? It's awful! And those shoes and that coat! Geez! 8 miles. Turn right to heading 044. We're now at 2,000 feet beginning our descent. - Pour every light onto that field. - It's being done. Tower to emergency vehicles, runway is niner. Airport vehicles, take positions one and two. Civilian equipment, number three. Air force, positions four and five. All ambulances go to number three. Air lsrael, please clear the runway. In a moment, we'll ask you to assume crash positions. Life jackets are under your seat. Place it over your head. When I give the word, pull the cord on the right side flap. Your seat cushions are also equipped with a flotation device. WZAZ in Chicago, where disco lives forever. Your altitude's too erratic. You can't come straight in. You've got enough fuel for two hours. I'll take it, Elaine. Listen to me, Kramer. We have people up here who will die in less than an hour. I may bend your precious airplane, but I'll get it down. - The passengers are ready. - Thanks, Randy. You better leave, sweetheart. You might get hurt up here. - Ted... - Yes? I wanted you to know...now... I'm very proud. Tell them the gear is down and we're ready to land. The gear is down, and we're ready to land. He's on final now. Put out all runway lights except niner. Captain, maybe we ought to turn on the searchlights. No. That's just what they'll be expecting us to do. I want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you. Now listen carefully. You'll see the runway at 300 feet. Touch down a third of the way. A slight cross wind, so be ready. Land too fast, use your emergency akes. Red handle's right in front. If that doesn't stop you... If that doesn't stop you, cut the four ignition switches. Can you see us now? You should be able to see the field. - Sure is quiet out there. - Yeah, too quiet. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. There it is. There he is! Striker, you're coming in too fast. I know, I know! He knows, he knows! Below 700 now. Still going down. 675, 650, 625, he's holding. No, he's down, he's down. Sound your alarm now. Now, everybody, get in crash positions. Put down 30 degrees of flap. All right, listen to me. Remember your akes and switches. Get ready to flare it out! He's all over the place. 900 up to 1 ,300 feet. What an asshole. More left rudder. Put down more flap. Just kidding! Striker, lift your nose. Straighten your wings. Coming in too fast. Watch your speed. He's coming right at us! Coming in too hot. Ease up on the throttle. Watch out for that cross wind. Level it out. You'll have to dip your left wing. You're drifting. Keep your eyes on the far end of the runway. You're too low, damn it! Watch your stall speed. Flare it out! Ease her down. Down! The ake! Pull the red handle! I want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you. Flight 209 now arriving at gate eight. Gate nine. Gate ten. Pull out of it! Push that button! Gate 13... Gate 14. Gate 15... Auntie Em! Toto! It's a twister! Gate 23, 24, 25... I want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you. Striker? - Striker, are you all right? - Yeah. We're OK. Ted, that was probably the lousiest landing in the history of this airport. But some of us, particularly me, would like to buy you a drink and shake your hand. And, Ted, when the going got rough... Have a nice day. OK. Have a nice day and thank you for flying TransAmerican. Loneliness, that's the bottom line. I was never happy as a child. Christmas, what does that mean to you? Mine was living hell. Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head by an iron boot? Of course not. It never happens. Sorry. That's a dumb question. Skip that. There you go. Have a nice day. Municipal bonds, Ted. Talking double A rating. Best investment in America. Well, I'll give him another 20 minutes, but that's it. English

She's crying. Really? She is. What's wrong with him? Love is indestructibIe. You heard that? Sorry. It's a joke. Hey, hey, hey. HoId it. HoId it. No big deaI. It's no big deaI. Stop it. You bastard. Stop it, Fujii. Fujii, Iet him go. Stop it. Everybody, stop them. Stop it, Fujii. ''Despite his resistance'' ''we were both sent to the Ii ary.'' ''But he just goofed around'' ''and didn't do any work.'' Fujii... make yourseIf usefuI. ''He kept on borrowing books.'' ''Like biography of Konyo Aoki'' ''or Mallarme's poetry.'' ''He borrowed books no one eIse wouId'' You're reading these? Of course not. FUJll ITSUKI Fujii Itsuki Straight FIash. ''He onIy enjoyed writing his name'' ''on bIank cards with no other names.'' ''I was appalled and said...'' What a jerk. ''But he really seemed to enjoy this mischief.'' ''And he kept at it.'' ''Anyway, he was pretty weird.'' ''Dear Fujii Itsuki'' ''I truIy appreciate your Ietter.'' ''Itsuki who Iives in your memory'' ''naturally is not the man I know.'' ''But it's him all the same.'' ''There must be many pIaces'' ''and times he was in.'' ''I probabIy know onIy a portion of him.'' ''Reading your Ietter'' ''I feIt that way.'' ''PIease well me more about him.'' ''Share your memories with me.'' The quickest way may be to take out my ain and send it to her. ''I think it was during our 2nd-year term exams.'' ''Getting my answer sheet'' ''I got the biggest shock of my Iife.'' Hatsuse. ''27 points.'' ''Those figures haunt me even to this day.'' ''I Iooked carefully.'' ''The answer sheet wasn't mine.'' ''The one he was doodIing on in the back'' ''was, in fact, my paper.'' ''That was the beginning of a Iong day.'' ''Give me back my answer sheet. '' ''Because I couIdn't say that'' ''the misery was extended to after schooI.'' Kazumi wants to... Kazumi wants to go out with you. We can start out as friends. You good-for-nothing jock. Forget about thatjerk. ''The bicycIe park those days was'' ''the meeting spot for Iovers.'' That's Fujii. Gee whiz. What a surprise. ''It was Oikawa Sanae from the next cIass.'' Waiting for someone, too? Life's tough, huh? Boys are so seIfish. Don't you agree? Go ahead...use this. Thank you. But... But girIs may be more seIfish. Good Iuck. Bye. ''Brief as it was I Iost a companion.'' ''AIone again, I waited for him.'' Hey, Fujii. You've got my answer sheet. Isn't this yours? It's dark. I can't see. wouId you hurry up. My hands are getting tired. The past tense of eak is oke. Hey. This is no time to correct your paper. I can't see. Found it. What is this? It's disgusting. ''I found that answer sheet, so I'll send it to you.'' ''He drew that thing in the back.'' ''Dear Fujii Itsuki'' ''I'll treasure the answer sheet you sent me.'' ''Thank you.'' ''By the way, what kind of girI did he Iike?'' ''Do you happen to know who was his first Iove?'' ''Dear Watanabe Hiroko'' ''I do not know the detaiIs'' ''of his personaI Iife.'' But I remember he was quite popuIar. ''Do you remember Oikawa Sanae?'' ''She got me into troubIe.'' Itsuki. Do you know who Fujii is going out with? How shouId I know? Really? What does that mean? Well, you seem to be chummy with him. You must be kidding. Why shou d I be? Don't you feeI anything for him? I couId be a matchmaker for you two. No, thank you. Get into paIrs. Start the back-to-back caIisthenics. So you really weren't going out with him. Didn't I say so. I asked him directIy. I was ready to be your matchmaker. It's such a pity. In that case it's your turn to be the matchmaker for me. What do you mean? I want you to be a go-between for him and me. What're you saying? Don't you think I'm pretty unpredictabIe? Oikawa Sanae wants to be friends with you. Is that so. Isn't it great? Really. What're you going to do? Nothing...really. Don't you Iike her? Is there someone eIse? Isn't there? There isn't. Then say yes. Hey, wait a minute. Let me catch my eath first. Wait a minute. Wait, wait. You don't need to come any further. A boy and girI story is a repetition of this. ''So I can say'' ''that Sanae was not his girIfriend.'' ''Anyway'' ''he was so unfriendIy he didn't deserve a girIfriend.'' ''Sorry. This was what I thought of him in those days.'' ''Dear Watanabe Hiroko. I have a question.'' ''What did you see in him?'' Sorry to keep you waiting. Mr. Akiba Will soon be here. Miss Watanabe. I was in Iove with Mr. Akiba. I gave him up Because of you. I Iike you, too. PIease make Mr. Akiba happy. No... He shouId make you happy. I'll tell him that. Mr. Akiba, Miss Watanabe has been waiting for you. The bIue wind come and run to that isIand. Say...why don't we go to that mountain once. Let's go taIk to him. Let's do it. HeIp me out here. Don't feeI good. Count me out. That coId sure is persistent. ''Memories keep popping up.'' ''I aIso remember this.'' ''He was hit by a truck on the way to schooI.'' ''An ambuIance took him.'' ''It was hiIarious at schooI.'' Fujii Itsuki had an accident this morning. We don't know the detaiIs. Miss Hamaguchi went to the hospitaI. So, I'll be in charge of today's homeroom. Fujii, why are you here? Study hour. What was that about? ''His Ieft Ieg had a compound fracture.'' ''It was a month before the schooI track meet.'' ''He was to run in the 100 meter race.'' Course 1 , Ikeda. Course 2, Taguchi. Come on. Look at this camera. can you see? On your mark. Ready. Who are you? Where are you from? Which schooI? Who the hell is he? I demand a re-start. He's ruining the race. What's he up to anyway? How do you focus it? Didn't you see that? What happened? ''That became'' ''his Iast sprint in his junior high years.'' You're home today? Hey, don't barge in Iike this. It's an exception today. No exceptions allowed. This is for you. Sign it, pIease. ''Dear Fujii Itsuki'' ''PIease take pictures'' ''of the ground he ran on.'' Can I HeIp you? What are you Iooking for? Miss Hamaguchi... I was in your 3rd Year cIass 2. Fujii? Yes. Do you remember me? Fujii Itsuki. 3rd Year CIass 2. Your attendance number was... Aizawa, Okazaki, Kato, Koyama, Sato, Sato, Shoji, Hattori... Ito, Endo, Kanzaki, Suzuki, Tsuchiya, Nakajima... Number 24. Wow. How couId you? So you work at the MunicipaI Li ary? Funny I ended up working there. Your Ii ary duty wasn't wasted. I really enjoyed that. We're putting the books in order. Wow. I sure miss all this. Come here, everyone. This is our graduate, Miss Fujii. Hello. Hear that? She's Fujii. Miss Fujii Itsuki. You know her? Far out! There's a game we pIay. We call it Looking for Fujiii Itsukii. Who found it first? Kubota did. Then we found many more books. We compete to see who can find the most books. We even made a score chart. Where did we put that? The craze cooIed off now. How many did we find? Let me see... So far...we've found 87. Did you find so many? But we never thought we'd be abIe to meet her in person. I didn't write these Ii ary cards. A friend of mine did it for kicks. Was that a boy? Yes. That boy...He must have Iiked you a Iot. Because he wrote your name so many times. Were you going out with him? You've got it all wrong. These are not my names. They're not. It's so romantic. I envy you. They sure put me in a spot. Aren't they something? I put up with them everyday. That's true. Who was it? The boy who Iiked you? Who wrote all the cards? PIease, Miss Hamaguchi. Oh, come on. That wasn't my name. Remember? There was another Fujii Itsuki. What? You mean that boy? It was his doing. Remember his attendance number? Nine. Terrific. It was no more than a seoond. He became a very speciaI boy. Didn't he die 2 years ago? During mountain cIimbing. It's hot. One more station to go. What is it? A dragon-fIy. Dad died, didn't he? A friend of mine Iives near here. His name is Kaji so everybody calls him Kaji Bear. He's fierce as a bear. That's why he calls him that. We'll stay at his pIace tonight and go to mountain in the morning. Look. It's over there. You can see the mountain top. What's the matter? I can't. I just can't. Hiroko. What are we doing? This can't be right. It can't be right. Hiroko. He'll be angry. He won't be. Let's go home. We came all the way to put aside the past. PIease. You must put it aside, Hiroko. PIease... Let me go home. DEAR WATANABE HIROKO MY DAD NEGLECTED A COLD, AND DIED. What's wrong? Did you check your temperature? It's oken. Let me see. Itsuki. Itsuki. 41 .8 degrees? Grandpa. Grandpa. Grandpa. Call the ambuIance. And pIease ing a bIanket. Grandpa, the bIanket. Itsuki. Grandpa, the bIanket. Did you call 1 19? The bIanket? The ambuIance first. And Itsuki? I'll carry her. But... Just call 1 19. I'm coId... I'm coId. One hour? What nonsense are you taIking about? Why wouId it take that Iong? What? The snow? The ambuIance? Can't wait. Grandpa. Bring the bIanket. What're you doing? If we catch a cab it's 15 minutes to the hospitaI. The taxi's not good. can't catch any. In that case, I'll waIk. Are you out for your mind? You can't do that. Call the ambuIance. They say it takes one hour. What? Why? Look outside. Where's the bIanket? Hello...hello... This is Fujii. We called before. Yes... Yes, we are. We're using ice to Iower the temperature. Who are you taIking to? Grandpa, Iay Itsuki on the sofa. We must keep her warm. And wouId you... Hey. Grandpa, I asked you to Iay Itsuki on the sofa. Must warm her. They toId me that. Then do as they say. That won't make the ambuIance come. They say it's coming. In about an hour. Look. It's getting worse. It'll be even worse. One hour, right? One hour. PIease wait a second. Grandpa. Put her down. Bring the bIanket. Not the taxi. Hurry up and ing it. Want to kill her, too? Get hoId of yourseIf. Remember the Iast time? You ignored 1 19 and went to find a taxi. You couIdn't get a taxi. Carried him on your back and waIked to the hospitaI. Don't you remember? The treatment was deIayed and that's how he died. Why do you want to repeat that? At a time Iike this we must Iisten to the speciaIists. You understand, don't you? How Iong did it take to the hospitaI that time? How many minutes? One hour. At Ieast one hour. Not that Iong. It took that Iong. It was 40 minutes. It took 40 minutes that time. It was no Ionger than that. No, it was 40 minutes. To be precise, to the hospitaI entrance it was exactIy 38 minutes. But it was too Iate. Either way he wouIdn't have made it. If we Ieave here now We'll reach the hospitaI before the ambuIance comes. Your decision. Itsuki is your daughter. You must decide. But it's impossibIe to waIk in this snow. I will not waIk ; I will run. We'll stay one night here. Okay? Hi, there, Akiba. What happened to your face? I toId you he Iooks Iike a bear. His death is a Ioss to us all. I wonder why good guys aIways die young. Kaji Bear was in the party, too when that accident took pIace. I had more hair at the time, though. You definiteIy had more hair. He's a great guy. Since the accident he Iooks after the cIimbers here. Because of the accident I've become an expert on that mountain. But since I tell the cIimbers where to be carefuI or not to ignore the weather they find me annoying. You're a great guy. I ran away from the mountain. Don't you want to cIimb again? No, it's impossibIe. How come? I'm just... ...scared. Hey. My Iove runs on the south wind What is this song? Is it your cIub song or something? He sang this before he died. He fell into a ravine. We couIdn't see him but we heard him singing. Of all the songs in the worId, why did it have to be this? He didn't even Iike Seiko Matsuda. He was a strange one. He sure was. You know, he never asked me to marry him. He called me to Mt. Maya. He had the engagement ring in his hand. But he didn't say anything. We stayed there without a word for about two hours. I began to feeI sorry for him. So I ended up asking him to marry me. Then he said one word. Okay. That's the way he was. He was hopeIess in front of girIs. They're all good memories. That's true. He gave me Iots of good memories. You're right. But I want more from him. I pester him after his death and beg for more. I'm such a seIfish girI. But grandpa. It's 10 years since then. So? What's the probIem? You're 75 this year. No, 76. You can't do it. Age has nothing to do with it. Yes, it does. Grandpa. It's impossibIe. Wait. PIease wait. Don't worry. Even if it costs me my Iife I'll get there within 40 minutes. This patient... The oxygen. Akiko. We're not moving out of the house. I'm absoIuteIy sure. Whether it's our grandpa or the house, I'll stay and witness which falls first. As a reaI estate agent I guarantee the house'll fall first. Don't worry, Akiko. They'll both be okay. Hiroko. Hiroko. What is it? Come and take a Iook. It's such a beautifuI dawn. What? See it? See what? That's the mountain. Take a good Iook. Fujii is there. Fujii. Are you still singing that Seiko Matsuda song? Aren't you coId up there? I'm taking Hiroko from you. Go ahead. Go ahead. He says go ahead. That's cheating, Akiba. Hiroko, say something to him. Must have a Iot of compIaints. Go on. How are you? I'm very well. ''Dear Fujii Itsuki'' ''How are you?'' How are you? ''I'm very well.'' I'm very well. ''How are you?'' How are you? ''I'm...'' I'm very well. ''How are you?'' How are you? I'm very well. How are you? What's this racket? At this earIy hour. Don't interrupt her. This is the best part. ''Dear Watanabe Hiroko'' ''Of all things'' ''my dad died of a negIected coId.'' ''It was the New Year Day when I was in the 3rd year.'' ''Because of the funeraI'' ''right after New Year, it was hectic.'' Ouch. Akane, it hurts. ''Mom collapsed from fatigue.'' ''The new term had started'' ''but I couIdn't go to schooI.'' ''One day...'' Yes? What? What's up? Why are you here? --What happened to schooI? --What happened to schooI? What is it? Just this. Borrowed it before the eak. Forgot to return it. Return it. Why don't you return yourseIf? I'm asking you because I can't. Why not? PIease return it. IN MOURNING Did anyone die? My dad did. PIease accept my sympathy for your Ioss. What's wrong? Nothing. ''That was the Iast time I saw him.'' ''When I went to schooI a week Iater...'' It's Inaba's doing again. No, I didn't do it. He did it. Did you know Fujii transferred to another schooI? Seems it was so sudden he couIdn't say goodbye. What is it? Itsuki. FUJll ITSUKI REMEMBRANCE OF THINGS LOST ''This is the Iast memory I have of him.'' ''And this is probabIy the Iast story'' ''I can write to you about.'' Itsuki. Wait a second. AImost done. ''Dear Fujii Itsuki'' ''The memories written in these Ietters beIong to you.'' ''So you shouId hang on to them.'' ''Thank you for all your kindness.'' ''I truIy appreciate it.'' ''P.S...'' ''P.S...The name on the Ii ary cards'' ''was it really his name?'' What does she mean? ''I have a feeIing'' ''the name he wrote was intended to be your name.'' What? What does she mean by this? What is it? Nothing. I had a cIassmate in junior high with the same name. And it was a boy. And? That's all. Was he your first Iove? Wasn't anything Iike that. There was such a boy. That's all. When I pIanted that tree I gave it a name. can you guess what name it is? No. I named it Itsuki. The same as your name. You're kidding. When you were born I pIanted that tree. That's why I gave both of you the same name. Which one? You didn't know, huh? Which tree is it? That one? That? What are you two up to? Is it really true? Didn't you make it up? This is it. ''Dear Watanabe Hiroko, my strange pen-paI'' ''How are you doing?'' ''I'm doing Well as usuaI.'' ''As for how usuaI,I am...'' ''Never mind that.'' ''Something great happened today.'' ''I want to tell you about it.'' ''That's why I'm writing this.'' Or rather, banging my keyboard. ''It was ought on by unexpected visitors.'' Hurry up. Hurry. Oh, hi. Hello. What's going on? We found something very nice. It's this. The back cover. It's inside. Other side. The card in the back. The back. The back. ''Dear Watanabe Hiroko'' ''I'm too embarrassed'' ''to maiI this Ietter to you.''

Long ago, during the Ching-dynasty... Shaolin-monks wanted to overthrow the evil regime. But the emperor mounted his own charge. They must die. Many monks fled, with the emperor's soldiers close on their heels. That is where we join the story. Burning Paradise Uncle, are you hurt? -My ankle... Does it hurt? -No. The soldiers are coming. We must leave. Let me help you. Egotistical beast. Go, save yourself. -l don't run like an animal. Then we must fight. Maybe another time, uncle. Tell that to them. Fong, you forgot to mount. Boy, what is your name? Fong Sai Yuk of the Shaolin-temple. And you, old goat? l've been looking for you. You cannot escape. Where are you going? Crimson? You're finished. Fong, run for your life. So you want to run away? Don't leave me alone, l want to fight. Next time l'll let you know in time. Don't let them go. We'll hide there, quickly. Are you alright? That damn animal will be the death of me. Rotten beast. -lt's only an animal. You're just too heavy. That's because l do nothing but eat and sleep. Shut up, you're a disgrace to all monks. Show your old uncle some respect. Damn its windy. Empty, like it was just waiting for us. Rather cosy. Uncle, you must pay better attention. Who is it? We are hiding from the soldiers. We leave as soon as l'm well again. Uncle, let me massage your foot. Miss, monks don't lie. Don't be afraid. Nice body. Nice legs. -How can you tell with those pants? l learned that from you. And you're supposed to be a monk? How dare you make fun of me. You're a sinner. Sit still, uncle. Don't move. Comfortable? The soldiers. Don't panic, l'll protect you. Don't be a hero just yet, wait to see what they're up to. Hide, uncle. Quick, there they come. Go away, it's safer. -l have to hide too. Miss, it's not done to stand so close. Show some respect. -Piss off. Watch your tongue. -Fuck off. Stop yapping and hide, fast. Don't lean on me, l can't stand it. Search the cabin. This hovel is falling apart. Nothing, let's go. Dear god. Don't panic. Don't think, just stay calm. Anything? -There's nobody here. They're leaving. Who touched me? Not me, l'm a Shaolin-student. And Chi Nun is a respected Shaolin-monk. We'd never do such a thing. -l'll bet. We didn't do anything. -You can't prove we did. No proof? How about this then? My hands are smaller. So it was me? -You're admitting it. You're both the same. lt was just an accident. You're a good person, please don't make a fuss about it. Forgive us, we'll be forever grateful. Fong, we must go. Come on. -Very smart, uncle. Watch out. Did you do it? -Blame it on me. l mean this. -My hand is not that small. Say it was you, othewise it was her. Leave it, we have to go. Are you leaving? -Yes, why? You still owe me something. -You're right. You must pray for my dead mother. l will. What's your name? -Tou Tou. l'm Fong. -Chi Mun. So you said. -You might have forgotten. Come, l will help you. Some student. Tou Tou, why are you here? l escaped from a othel. l'm on my way home. A othel? -l'm a whore. Famine struck in my village. l wa sold to a othel, for food. Now everybody is dead. l don't want to be a whore. So that's why you were so offended. Uncle. Don't act so nervous. -Aren't you nervous? Don't be so secretive. Some kung-fu master you are. -Just unlucky. We don't stand a chance. Every battle has winners and losers. Shaolin is finished. Fong, we must find a place where we can live in peace. Do you want to be a coward? That's worse than an animal. l'm testing you, but you take it seriously. ln the Shaolin-temple l fought in the Wooden Lane. l passed the fite test. -You're bluffing. You don't believe me? Look. A dragon left, a tiger right. -Let me see. Are you trying to burn me? You afraid of fire? What about the fire test? l was prepared then, now l'm not. l'm a Shaolin-student, l must save my master. Shaolin-honour must be restored. -Finished? At this rate my mother will never make it to heaven. Alright, go get wood. -Okay. l'll come along. There's a wooden frame. That way. Being a whore must be difficult. -What about being a Shaolin-student? Of course, look at my rough skin. l have that too. Who was your first customer? An old man or a young man? he was around 50. The old bastard. How can you do it if you don't know them? l close my eyes. -Are you afraid? Of course. -And aftewards? l scream. -Because you feel like it? Aren't you Shaolin-elite? Why do you want to know this? Yeah, why bother about it. l should worry about my country. All l want is to go home. l'll visit you if l have the time. -Okay. Give me your address later. ls everything okay? -Fine. We're surrounded. Quickly, we have to get out of here. Fire. Where is uncle? Fong, this way. Uncle... Look at all those soldiers. What now? Ready... Fong... Uncle, hang on. Uncle... The soldiers are coming. Stop. Fong, you will die, unless you can fly. Look after my uncle. Come on then. Show me what you've got. Run, it's no use fighting. Who comes close, dies. Fong, if you want her to live, surrender yourself. Will you let het go? -l promise. What do we do with the monk? Take him away. Crimson, let him live or l will kill you. Let my uncle live. May god bless you. No, uncle... Thanks. Stop pushing me. -Be still. RED LOTUS TEMPLE Stop working. Everybody in line. Kneel. Lord Kung, Chi Nun is dead. l have a gift for you. Go on. Prisoners of the Red Lotus, you're lucky to be alive. Kung-fu and praying are forbidden. There are no Shaolin-students here. Only prisoners of Ching. Shut up, bitch. A Shaolin never renounces his master. What a beautiful voice. Do you know any other tricks? l'm ready. Good, the Shaolin has got guts. Bring him out. Yes, Lord Kung. Brother... Any more Shaolin-students? -All of us, so what? You've got nerve. lf you can appear before me, you can be what you want. Release him. Fong, watch out. Watch out, other. Get down. Fong, look out. Take my hand. Brother... Brother, hang on to my hand. Don't let go. Brother... Brother... Brother... This temple has many pitfalls. You must obey me, even if you are invincible. ln the end, you will all die. Then l want you to die with me. Good kung-fu. But you will die young. -We'll see. The Grip of the Fantastic Tiger. How dare you be so insolent. Brother. Fong, l'm no longer your other. l'm a foreman, you're a prisoner. Traitor. lf you want to live, turn back now. You've become their dog. l'm through with you. The killer has to die. Come on. Show me your Crane, come on. Not bad. Very educational, the Shaolin Tiger and Crane. Go on. You're scared. -Come on. Do you repent? Fong... Everybody on your knees. Any more Shaolin-students? l thought so. Good work, master Hong. Luk shall be your reward. Thank you, lord Kung. Gather everybody who can work, the rest goes into the Cave of the Dead. Fong... lt's me, master Chi Nun. Don't you recognize me? Are you scared? What do you think? -Of course you are. Master, you must hang on. l've come to rescue you. Long time no see. Have you come only to talk nonsense? That's kind of you. Cleaner. A little kindness, please. You're hurting me. Are you afraid of me? Why? Death is the worst that can happen. Women shouldn't talk about death. ls everything to your liking? Such a big bath tub, what a waste of water. lt's water from a well. You'll find no cleaner water anywhere. That itches. l just took a bath. l always give a woman a welcoming present. What would you like? Anything you want. Just don't ask me to let you go. l don't want to go. l ask for Fong's freedom. What's your bond with him? -He saved my life. lf this is the way you repay him, you must be a passionate woman. l like that. Will you let him go? l know your weakness now. Remember that, Boroke. -Yes, master. Master, how did you survive here? lt wasn't so difficult. -Master, you've gained weight. l had no choice. l ate too much meat. Will you eat me when l die? -l only eat rat meat. Somebody's coming. Pretend you're dead. Sleep with the dead. Corpses are so filthy. That's him. Take him away. How can a corpse change its expression? Go on. Sister Boroke... -Luk, get out. Whatever you wish. Hong, anything Luk can give you, l can give to you too. Tonight l shall be yours. l'm not that strong. l can't do it. Don't be nervous. Be my servant. You're bewitched. You are lord Kung's right hand. What could l possibly mean to you? O, shut up. l think you are a hero, that's why l want you. But you're not a man of the world, so forget it. l don't dare. l'm not prepared. You call me the dog of Manchius, but dogs have passion too. Send Luk back in. Watch your head. Your highness. How is he doing? -lt's not so bad. l heard you saved my queen. l want to repay you. Then she'll owe you nothing. l'm sorry you must suffer to save me. Lord Kung is a gentleman. l'm just doing you a favour. How are you? -Better, but it's still painful. Show me. Can you bear it? You are nice, but he is a killer. l will save you. That depends on your strenght. You two have a lot to discuss. l won't bother you any longer. What do you want? l want to walk. -That won't speed up your recovery. Help me, it'll go quicker. Easy. No problems? Not at all. Look, it doesn't hurt one bit. l feel no pain. Let me lie down. -l said: take it easy. Why do men always want to be heroes? How can you stay with that wolf. -He hasn't touched me. He behaves like he has. -Let's sit over there. You must forget him. Fong, that woman is Kung's pet. Leave her alone. Mind your own business. This is the Red Lotus Temple. lt is forbidden to fool around. Hong, you've betrayed Shaolin. You will pay. Shut the door. You're abusing the situation. -l learned that from you. Eat. You're a nice person. Lord Kung. Sorry, l didn't mean to scare you. You're pretty when you're scared. You're disgusting. lf you want me, then take me. ls this some kind of trap? Damn it... Why do you lie down so easily? Speak. l want to obey you. -Why don't you resist? Did l tell you to undress? What kind of a slut are you? You must resist. Can anybody take you, just like that? That's not what l want. You disappoint me. l was a great general, loyal to my lord and ruler. Then l saw l was turning grey. l knew l would die someday. Even rich and fame won't keep you from dying. So you must enjoy life as much as you can. l want to enjoy life, although life is unbearable. For me, there's no other way. So l asked my lord and ruler for a transfer to the Red Lotus Temple. Here l can do as l please. Even the emperor cannot harm me here. Here l am a god, and more. What is the use of power? Women, death... l'm locked up in here. The Red Lotus Temple is a horror. Aren't you afraid of death? -Yes, don't kill me. Tung Tak saw what l did. You must keep my secret. l won't say anything, really. -Really? try it. Does Fong want my woman? l have released Fong. So tonight you must do what you promised me to do. You're so pretty when you're scared. Fong. Close the gate. Hit it. Open it up. Who is there? Hong? Did you see anything? -No. l'll go that way. -l'll look over there. Don't stick your nose in these matters, or you will die. How dare you be lazy. -Go to hell. Stop. Fong, drop that. So he works slow. ls that a reason to kill him? ln here, there are no laws. Drop that if you want to live. Dog. Drop it, you don't have a chance. Fong... Kneel, all of you. Fong, you again. -So what? What's with the pride? You owe your life to a woman. And you dare call yourself a Shaolin-student? Shame on you. -What? Fight if you dare. With you? -Are you scared? Alright, you'll get your chance. l'll see you on the podium. Drums. Go on. Hurry up. Move along. What is this? A theater for animal fights. Who's going to fight Fong? Fong has insulted the elders. He must die. Only if you beat the podium master, you may live. The podium master. ls that you, Hong? -Hong, you filthy dog. Fong, kill that traitor. -What? Shut up. Crimson, you coward. Fight with me if you have the guts. You are a prisoner, you cannot fight me. Fong. Lord Kung, what is your command? -The Tiger and the Crane. lf you win, this woman will be yours. Lord Kung, l won't disappoint you. Traitor. You are my other, but l will show no mercy. Crane, l will show you how it's done. Your Tiger has lost some weight. -You have no respect. Fong... Calm down, don't let go of my hand. Fong, drop him. No mercy. l'll repay my debt at once. Up with you. Fong, look out. Why did you become their dog? -l owe you no explanation. To hell together or up together. Fong, come up. Up. Hong, are you no longer loyal? This map could endanger the entire temple. Luk is not only good in bed, she's also a good informant. Lord, these Shaolin-students no longer have any purpose. Fong, if you kill Hong, this whore is yours. What do you take me for? Brother, you're trapped. Let's save our others and get out of here. Run. Get the keys. Fong... So you want a rebel. Bitch, you betrayed my other. Fong, come on. Tung. Fong... Are you alright? -l see stars. Fight. Who squeezed my dick? Stop it, we're on the same side. Let's fight. -Wait for me. Outside. Brother. -Everything okay? Many soldiers. -Are you scared? Push the gate. Pull him away. -Let me do it. Careful, there are many soldiers down there. And behind you. Step back. Jump, quick. Upstairs, now. Don't let them escape. Fire. What do you want from me? -l want to play. And when l'm finished, l will let my servants play with you. Until nobody wants to play with you anymore. Then l will keep you as a statue. You're crazy. Dead people are perfect. They don't think. Perfect. You're a monster. lf you like death so much, why don't you die? When we meet again, you will appreciate my kindness. Lord Kung, all prisoners are locked up. Those morons. lf escaping was easy, l would have been out of here. Good dogs are rare. Hong wants to deceive me. But all he will find is death. Boroke, keep an eye on her. No more mistakes. No way out here. What now? -Jump. God, what foul smell. You've been here before. -Traitor. Master. So you recognize me, you animal. Leave me alone. Leave him alone. You killed my students. You must die. l will kill you. -Master, you don't understand. Why am l still alive? Because l want to save my others. Are you that kind? There are many traps here, so l help him. l have to know the traps. He drew me a map. But lord Kung found out. l'm not lying. Then l misunderstood. -At least you didn't hit me. No, he hit me. -You should have ducked. You're much too fast. -You know it. We must find a way out of here. lf we can find the gun powder... we may be able to get out of here. But how do we get to it? -l've not been idle in here. Follow me. Here is a way out. -How on earth did you dig that? Aren't l wonderful? l found it like this. Master, come. -l'm safer in here. Come and get me when you're ready to escape. The future of Shaolin is in your hands. Quite a burden. -Stop complaining. Master, you're the greatest. We'll come for you. There we go. -Be careful. The Rode Lotus is as dangerous as the martial arts themselves. Two parties will fight, the winner is pronounced king. Why do you want to leave? lf you leave, the Red Lotus will cease to exist. A new man will ing new leadership. Wake up or die. Tou Tou... Fong... Everybody stay here. Sit down. Go save the rest. Fong, look out. You again. Fong, let me do it. -Brother. Boroke, let us go. -A dog doesn't bite his master. Fong, save me. They're running away. After them. Tou Tou says nobody may leave. l don't want to kill you. Go. -l don't want to. Brother, are you alright? -Yes. You musn't be too nice. Hold this. Don't let it drop on me, that would kill me. Women are such a pain. Wait. Hold on. Let's see if you can carry this. -You bitch. Dirty bitch. Here it comes. My leg. -l'm gonna kill you. Fong, stop. She's as good as dead anyway. Where were you? -l was guarding the women. You should have helped me. But l'm so confused. Help. -Who called for help? Let's lift that thing. How are you? -Will you take it easy. Tou Tou, are you okay? -No. You've gained weight. -Untie me. You're so rude, it's unbelievable. You let me go the first time. Now l'll help you. How do you take this off? -l'll do it myself. Simple. You should have done that earlier. l was tied up, you idiot. -l'm such a fool. When will that nitwit learn to be careful. Fong, come back. Hong, poison gas. Get out of there. Come on. Let me be. You go. -Why? l probably won't make it, and Kung will never let me go. Everything will work out fine once we get out of here. lt's working. Where are we? Rats. That one's thin, he must be starved. This is no time for jokes. Who is there? Nothing but corpses. -All because of that old monster. She looks like you. -Shut up. A snake. -Are you afraid of snakes? At least it's quiet in here, no fighting. Can't we avoid the fighting? -How would we escape? Will we get out of here alive? l'll make sure you get home. -Really? l've never lied before. Something's bitten me. -Step aside. lt hurts. -Sit down. Don't panic, l'll suck out the poison. He bit in your toe. -Let's be serious about this. lt's smells bad. -Aren't you going to save me? Close your eyes. No, that tickles. Stop laughing, l'm saving your life here. Are you okay? -lt doesn't matter. Are there any traps here? -Yes. Kung showed me where the gun powder is. Where is it? -Straight ahead. Let me help you. Turn it to the right and the door will open. lt doesn't work. But it will turn to the left. That was a mistake. -Leave it, let's get the gun powder. Hong, be careful. Did l land on you? -No. Hang on. Don't let go of my hand. Don't let go. Boroke... Boroke. Boroke. Look, the door opens. Turn the tap again. Come on, let's go. -Let me put on my shoes. Get down. Let's get out of here. l'm dizzy. Snake. lt's real, so don't worry. -Drop it. Fong, do you dare to fight me? -Are you kidding? Let her go. Drop that or she dies. -Don't trust him. Tou Tou... Bastard. -lt works every time. Run. l'm going to kill you. Stand still and fight. -Fong. You wait here. -Be careful. Stop, you. So you want to escape? Where to? l send you to hell. Uncle, now you can rest in peace. lt's open. Climb out. Tung, Tung, this way, quick. Hong, master... You are safe, that is so good. How l've missed you. What's gotten into you? l'm not your wife. You're making my hand all wet. -Master, l'm so happy. What are we waiting for? -Master, this is a dead end. We must go that way. -Why didn't you say so. Go on. Tou Tou... Master, there's no way out. -What do we do? Buddha will have a solution. Buddha, how do we get out of here? Master, he doesn't care about us. -Maybe he's angry. Hong, burn some incense. Students, kneel down and cite the sutra together. Are you done? -Yes. Get down. Master. Suckers. What good does your Shaolin-kung fu do now? You're even asking help from a statue. l built this statue, it answers only to me. When l say 'kill', it kills. Don't you know that Buddha has gone to hell? Go and visit him there. Take care of the master. Hurry up. Hong, you dispppoint me. Shaolin or Red Lotus, what does it matter? You had a good life with me, what more could you want? Now you must die. Old monster, fight if you dare. -Hong, what are you doing? Beautiful, both of them are here. Just when it was getting boring. Show yourself, old wolf. You want to see me? Come down to hell. There. Look me up in hell. Show yourself. He must be here somewhere. Master, it's just a big piece of stone. No, Buddha is testing your faith. On your knees. Bow down and say you're sorry. All the way to the ground. Not that hard. -Look out, master. Master, look, sunlight. -A miracle of Buddha. The hole is too small. -l'll talk to him. Why don't we blow it up? We must respect Buddha. On your knees and pray. Nothing. -Where is that old monster? Leave it, let's save our others. The Floating Stance? -Your kung-fu won't save you. l was just careless. You're not so tough. De jeugd denkt dat ze alles kan. Kun je ook verliezen? Het zal snel gedaan zijn met je jeugd. Tijger en Kraanvogel, dat stelt niks voor. Behold my Boundless Stance. And my rainbow. Boundless dimensions. Boundless power, boundless force. A boundless world. Tiger and Crane. What does it say? -Boundless. l curse you. Fong, now. Quick, disperse the others. -Master, we're ready. How do l explain this to Buddha. -Just light it. You do it. -No way. You're young, Buddha forgives you. -Are you mad? Boundless creativity. Fong... He has gone to hell. Watch the master, l'll go for them. Tung. -Go now. Where is Tou Tou? l must find her. Fong. Tou Tou, where are you? -Fong, l'm here. Tou Tou, l'm on the idge. Where are you? l'm under the idge, come and save me. l'm coming. -Quickly, or l will surely die. l'm coming, stop screaming. So high, l'll eak my neck. -What did you say? Stop screaming. Where are you? You scared the hell out of me. -What did you yell? That you should stop screaming. Now what? l can't walk like this. -l'll carry you. Numbskull, do you want to die? That way. ls there a way out? -With you it's always a dead end. What do you mean by that? -lsn't love sweet. Fire. Go back, quickly. Tou Tou, are you alright? -Yes, no thanks to you. ls anybody there? Come and save us. You wanted to save me and now we're trapped. This wasn't even your fight, you were innocent. Just like her. -The people are suffering. There's war after war after war. Tou Tou, hold my hand, we're trapped. l'll take you to heaven. Fong, enough already. Come on. -lt's too narrow. lt eaks just like that. -Quick, the temple is gonna explode. Give me your hand. Don't touch my butt. Why are you touching it anyway? -lt's hard to miss. What about me? Don't go. -You jump. What a pain in the ass. That way. Master, we must say farewell. l'll ing Tou Tou home. Fong, there are many temples like the Red Lotus. Be careful. Okay, master. Brothers, l wish you well. -Come back after you're married. Don't tease me, l've never lied before. Brother, take care. -Don't hurry back. Give me that horse. Goodbye. What a couple.

So you're curious. You want to know what happened to me. That's why you deserted your TV's and came to see me. You were well advised. There is so much we don't know. Thousands of mysteries all around us. Be on your guard. ACCUMULATOR 1 Starring Screenplay by Music Sound Recordist Edited by Set Design Production Design Produced by Have you slept with her yet? No. Then I'll try my luck this evening. But I've been warming her up for a month already! All the better! Director of Photography Directed by Come on, we'll miss it! -But our things? -She's been waiting all day! The whole country will be watching! A doctor friend ofmine had to give the prostitutes regular check-ups, she said they were clean, looked after themselves really well. -We should get our things. -You're on! We 're conducting a survey. What do you think of houses of ill repute? You mean... Parliament? No, I mean othels. Oh shit! -Are you recording this? -Yes. -As far as I'm concerned... -Just say what you think. But I don't know much about it, I'm sorry. -I didn't know what to say. -You were great! I wouldn't have expected any less. They jump you on the street, unexpected... -We're off to bed. -Before dinner? You ing the things in, we're too knackered. -See you in the morning. -Yeah, see you. I was paralysed. Too weak to go down to get pissed or up to the attic to hang myself. That's when it all started. I should get my strength up... Take some vitamins... But I can't. If the head says no, the feet won't move. The feet are afraid of the head. Only my involuntary muscles are working. The others have given up on me. ONE WEEK LATER Can you hear me? What's the matter? I've been unconscious for three days. Of course I don't know it because I'm unconscious. My body continues without me. Pumping 10,000 litres of blood, 500,000,000 spermatozoa. Each day. All to no avail. Pointless without me. Doctor! I'm not a doctor. Hey, Mikulik! -How did you get here? -You don't look too good. -You didn't have to come. -I won't let you give up! I don't want it anymore... the young man next to me... the doctors are stumped, give it to him instead. How're you doing? D'you want it all at once? -Are you in pain? -No. Tired, eh? Don't give up, you have to live. You aren't a doctor. -I am and I'm not. -What are you doing in here? I'm just going... -I can't get the hang of it. -You're doing all right! Look, pull it out, then stick it in... Mr Mikulik! -He isn't here! He left. -Good morning! Good morning... You're a mystery, Mr Soukup. So's Mr Mikulik. Unconscious for four days and no-one knows why. We've done every conceivable test. -But we couldn't find anything. -So no more treatment? There's nothing to treat. You're healthy. -So I can go home? -Of course. Good luck! Right now? There is one small problem. We incinerated your clothes. Sorry! They wrote you off! -They found nothing wrong. -They eak down your door... -Lifesaving mafia! -D'you have a spare light bulb? -There's a buzzing sound. -Does it work? Yes, but it's buzzing. -Means, it's about to give out. -Exactly. But they can take years. It's like having flu of the mind. Not just because of that girl. I don't think about her. Not all the time. I don't care. I'll end up unconscious again. You asleep? -No, just unconscious. -Well, sit up and listen. This is your medical report. You're completely healthy. This is Mikulik's report. Apart from a prostate problem, he's as right as rain. Interesting...but they found you both unconscious. Mind if I help myself? So here you are lying around like a healthy corpse. Fisarek. But call me doctor. -You said you weren't a doctor. -I'm not but it doesn't matter. I heel too. -Is that you? -Only thing my parents left me. You're a sensitive man. You can tell a lot from a photo. -That man spells trouble. -And the girl? To know what's going on -I have to cure you. -I don't want to. So die then! -So what's wrong with me? -Total loss of energy. Never had any energy. I'm a lethargic bum, always been. Every living thing has energy or nothing would work. I had some and now I haven't. That's right, like Mikulik. Keep going! Don't stop. Worst thing you could do. You're not tired, you just think you are. You want that bench because it's full of energy. It's rich wood. Exposed to the sun, the rain... ...potent young people, the bench sucks it all in. You're not exhausted. You don't need to rest. You see, it works! Up you get! I'm not going to kill myself to get better! Want to go riding? -Not really. -Aha, I understand. -Is it allowed? -Off course, sex is healthy. -D'you have a girlfriend? -I haven't had one for a while. -What d'you do in the evenings? -Watch television. Problems in bed? No, I'm used to watching in bed, with a good pillow... -I mean sex. -I watch that, too. -TV means more to you, eh? -You can't compare it. -Do I take my shorts off? -Yes, it's private. Tantric love-making techniques recommend that a woman approaching orgasm places her tongue on her palate. So that her partner can receive her post-orgasmic saliva. This enables the lovers' energy to circulate. Their bodies are joined above and below. The other way round love juices blend with saliva. This unique chemical bond produces a surge of energy. Of course it's not just sex. The man's potency is doubled, his energy increases. Since we have a man with us today, let's have go. Help each other, girls. So, what did they do to you? The works. I wouldn't mind trying it but I'm not sure... Marta would... -Can you feel it's power? -No. You're not just handling bark. The energy's there. You've got to encourage it to come to you. -I think I feel something. -Great. Like a tingling in my left hand. What about now? -It's stopped. -Let's try something else. The artist's energy still reaches us. Centuries later. -Paintings are easier for me. -Keep sucking! We paid for it! See again wood. Powerful stuff. -Don't touch the pictures! -Sorry, madam. See how she guards it? It's her energy source too. -She can also do it? -No, but she's been exposed for years. Visitors only get what's left. I'll try and get it out of her. -Got to be a way... -The hag's awashed with it. But it's against the rules. Like stealing the freshest energy from children... What would happened if I did? A balcony might fall on you or you might get run over. Remember, any bad you do comes back at you. -That one's a she-elephant! -But she's pretty. Maybe but you need a gazelle. -What about you, doctor? -Me? I'm an ark. I could transmit energy to the other side of that idge. That reinforced concrete's a great medium. I'm concentrating but nothing's happening. Try saying: You're mine, you must obey! You're mine, you must obey! Great! But go easy or you'll ruin the furniture. Where's the toilet? -You going to watch or what? -I thought it was part of... No, it isn't. -The light bulb's gone. -I'll give you another one. It's OK, I know where I'm aiming. That bulb's been buzzing, trying to give up for ages. So now it has. Old wives' tales. Give it here. I'll show you something. Good trick. You've a battery somewhere. I'm the battery. Plus... minus... That's your homework. I'm coming. I'm coming. Stop that nonsense and get dressed. -Am I next? -No, you're young. You'll regain your taste for life, Mikulik couldn't. I rang him every day, told him to get out of the house. -Was he lazy? -Disappointed, lonely. His wife and daughter moved out. He couldn't handle it. I failed him. Can we go in? He's only been dead a few hours and there's nothing. A dead person always has an aura. No energy at all. -What was the cause of death? -His heart gave out. Old age. His heart was O.K. More like a total loss of energy. Look at his hand. Like he was pointing at something. What if someone sucked out his energy? -He really is pointing. -No, it just looks that way. We had to remove it when we got here. Leave his hand! I was just checking something. My father's had enough of your experiments. You might leave him alone, now he's dead! Sorry, it was stupid of me. I'd have you struck off if you were a doctor. That was quite something, eh? -It's over now. -Thank goodness. -It's behind you. -It was pretty unpleasant. -The button is behind you. -There you are! His daughter. Dr.Mikulik. -Single? -No, divorced. -A she-elephant? -No, this one's a gazelle! But she doesn't like us. It's you she doesn't like. Dawn is eaking... the veil of mist slowly rolls back. The thistle is decked with pearls of dawn. The spider now gleams in the morning sun. The white cross on his back gives him his name. The sound of flies prompts him to weave his web... and the spider commences his ingenious work. The first filament is spun... Eight long legs do the task well. Six... Now, your windows face south... So we've got a south-east direction, bearing 110. It's late, stop shouting. Let's synchronise our watches. It's exactly 22: 15. What are you on about? I've a way of sending you energy. Stay on the line and I'll send a test burst. Let's try it. Open the window. -We've to take precautions. -What for? What can happened? Are you in position? -What's going on? -Someone sucked out Mikulik. A normal corpse doesn't look like that. You'll be up all night messing around. Are you at the window? Yes. Open it. I'll start the countdown. Five, four, three, two, one, now! Word and thought. It's on the way. Got some tape? Tape your hand to the receiver. There's a little more coming than I expected. You're a sensitive man, don't start going wild. We have to remain in contact. Report what you see, what you feel. -Perhaps it got lost. -It's not a telegram! -It's here. I can feel it! -Can you see it? No... Well... I don't know, perhaps... Concentrate. Will yourself! Keep calm! Well, Olda? What's happening? -I've got it! -Great. -I've got it! -Describe your feelings! Olda! It drags its prey to its lair... -Can you hear me? -...and devours it. What was that? The TV. THE END Olda! Turn it off! Hang on! I'm coming! Olda? Feel better? It's very strange. D'you have the diagram of the television set? -In the drawer somewhere. -You sit down. -How often do you watch TV? -At home? All the time. -How often are you at home? -Almost all the time. Here's the diagram. -Ever appeared on TV? -Once, a vox-pop. -Understand it? -Not really. -Anyone...? -Never understood electricity. We're stumped then. You've two lifelines. On one a child, the other death. Quiet! I can't concentrate. You have a choice to make. -I don't get it. -Who does? Where's the TV? Forget about it. Remember, it takes pain to turn a boy into a man. -Main fuse on! -Lights on! Plugging in! -Check... -Get ready. Three, two, one, now! Here we go. We... we... teachers, now we're paidmore... But... but... everything... costs... mmmm... mmmore... He can't get his words out! As the eadwinner... I must teach at two schools... and also speak at funerals. -What if he's connected? -To the TV! -When they filmed him. -That's rubbish. He was captured in that medium. What would you suggest? To teach, teach, teach... -Just like Lenin said? -No, it didn't come out right. That's it for today, see you next week. NEWS And now, the late news. The situation in south-eastern Europe is still unchanged... Most of the foreign... Power and reception restored... The news will be repeated on channel one. An adult film will be shown at 1:40 am. How do I get out? Thank you. Out of our way! Hi, boys! Watch out! Out of the way! -Girls! -The ladies are here! It's going to be some party! Don't be a spoilsport. Are you from around here? -What did he say? -Look at the Czech subtitles! I've just been interviewed and I want to go home. Follow the spiders. -Really want to leave? -What d'you mean? You look at if you could do with some excitement. In here we've the sea, girls, everything! All you've seen on TV at your feet! May be you'll never be in here again! But I've school duties! You're just an illusion. No-one's missing you! Before being on TV I was a bellman. Without these vox-pops, ordinary people couldn't get in here. So I can be in both places at once? Let your real self teach. -Live off him! -What... what d'you mean? -Drain his energy! -They turned us off. We watched TV all night and didn't see anything special. -Let's see how it works for you. -No. Don't worry. You're in safe hands. -Nothing will happen. -Theoretically. You gentlemen should go now. Thanks for coming but please go now. I've had enough. We won't force you. Don't leave it here. Let the screen face the wall. -Christ, did you do that? -No, we're just passing through. Does it hurt? Hardly surprising, you've got terrible decay. -How did you find me? -In the phone book. You didn't come for treatment. I didn't even know you'd be a dentist. Now you know! Did your clever friend send you? He's scared I'll expose him. Rinse out your mouth. I came of my own accord, he's not my friend. -I'm through with him. -You came to tell me that? -I wanted to see you. -So take a good look! I want to talk but you keep shoving things in my mouth. That's what happens at the dentist. When you've finished, will you have coffee with me? -What d'you think? -Suppose not. May l? Thanks. I'd do anything for a piece of chocolate cake. I can't cook. -Not even an egg? -Sure, but say dumplings? -My husband... -Ex-husband... He threw some I'd made at the wall and they stuck. -Sorry, I'm spitting on you! -That's OK. -Any children? -Sorry? -D'you have any children? -Children? No. Want to see some magic? Don't try so hard. Let's just talk. You'll like it. -See my fingers? -No. -Say any number from one to five. -Three. That's so silly it's nice! Compliments of that man over there. -D'you know him? -Yeah. Can I join you? I thought, it must be you. -Slezak. -Mikulikova. Well, well. -Mind if I say something? -Depends on what it is. Olda and I have the same taste. I saw you from behind and said to myself... don't be offended... she's nothing special. But from the front we really have the same taste. When are you going back to work? -Don't know. -I hope you're not still angry. You've had your say, drunk your fill, nice meeting you. So I have. Here's you my card should you need anything. You'll be the first one I call when I go insane. Likewise. I look forward to it. -I don't have my car now. -How come? The garage's closed. Third needs attention. Don't use it that much. Four's OK, though. Will you find your way back? I'm a surveyor. Don't worry. -Keep your eyes on the road! -Sorry. D'you think nature reflects your happiness? The flowers, animals... Are you happy? Yes, I am. At least someone is. -What drew you to Fisarek? -We're not mates. He energised my Dad and his furniture. If you don't like him, then I won't, either. Can you believe it? Cupboards, wardrobes... Don't even try, life's complicated enough as it is. The world's as complicated as you perceive it. What you doing? Already off? I said I'd only drop you. Stay for dinner - I'll show you a waterfall. There's much to keep one here. Take it off, Snow White! I don't understand. -Done this before? -Can't hear you! Done this before? You're knock-out, dentist! Eyes, nipples, the works! When we get out. Dad was obsessed with hygiene. He made me wash my hands ten times a day. -After a while I just pretended. -Good you! Know how he beat me? With a newspaper so he wouldn't have to touch me. How did he show affection? Through a newspaper, too? No way. I never got as much as a kiss from him. It wasn't hygienic. I ought to go. OK, then. Thanks for everything, I'll pick you up tomorrow. Hope your car starts - can be a problem in the mountains. This car always starts. -Didn't I tell you. -Think it's the cold? Yes, but it helps to connect the distributor lead. Won't start if it's disconnected. Like this, no way. -Why did you do it? -You know why. But I want to hear it from you. Because I never choose the easy way out. So, make it simple. I'm in love with you. -Pleased to meet you. Name's Anna. -I know. Every TV set drains my energy. All of them. Here! -Where were we? -Got a knife? Don't worry about it. First time can be tricky. -It's not that at all. -What is it, then? Stay with me. I can feel your energy. -Like I'm a tree? -Exactly. A linden. -Marta! -What? If this doesn't persuade you, ...what will... Mr Zima, Mr Soukup. They've never met. And they came to the same conclusion. You tell her... They all do it to you. I'm sucked dry. Gentlemen, at your age! Pigs! -We're on our own in this. -I went to see the President. -Only he can stop all oadcasting. -What did he say? -Couldn't get near him. -We must hurry. Your train is about to leave and Olda has to hide. -Where are you going? -I'll hide out in the mountains. Come with me, I'll teach you how to live off the land. -I'm not going anywhere. -But I must. -Good luck. -And to you. Write to me. -It won't be easy for you. -I know. You could still make it. No, I'm staying. Something more important than your health? Yes. I'm glad you came. Thought you'd never. You men always have to make a joke of it! -I lost a glove once. -I'm always losing gloves. But my gran knitted it, so I just wore the one. My right hand was always cold. -Like with you. -Like what? -That I was missing something. -And now? Think I've found it. But I'm not quite sure. -Know what? -What? Let's get engaged or married, it doesn't matter which. Don't say that. Wait a few minutes and then let's talk. -Why? -You'll see. For the opera. Aren't we going together? Better if we meet there. This some kind of spy game? If you can't go or don't want to, give someone else the ticket. I'll be there whatever happens. -Mummy! -Hi! I missed you but I only cried under the blankets. Me too, darling... those'll make you fat. -Hi. -This is Mr Soukup - my mother. -Hello. -Pleased to meet you. -This is Anicka, my daughter. -Hi. -Hi. Want a sweet? -No thanks. Let's go. It's a bit stuffy in here. You said you didn't have any children. Yes, but I lied. It's so beautiful! And I haven't seen another soul all day! -Only nature. -Everyone likes it here. Welcome to the world before man. What about the ozone layer? Lavatory? Here you can go anywhere. In Australia they even use these for their sheep. Well I never... Come see the sitting room. It's good that people still live like this. You won't be bored here. Look. -They've got the teacher! -Lift up your arm. In the mountains. I'm going to see him. You stay here and be sure to have some wood ready... -Don't lose it. -Here's the number. -Write it down: Poprad 092... -Here's your sun cream. Beautiful Meredith, come andpray for the ones whom channel2 never gave away. You suck energy no longer, wash and go to bed, We 'll sing you a song when you're long dead. Vasek, you'll disappear now but you're fine. Vaclav's body lies a-mouldering in the grave and his soul goes marching on... Sleep well, our friend. Goodbye. -What can I do for you? -Remote controls. -Which TV? -All of them. -Doesn't exist. -Where's the fuse box? At the back, in the stockroom. There isn't one for all. I'll buy those you have. I can't test them cause there's no power. -Put them in a bag. -OK. -It's dark back there. -Then take a torch. -And move it. -No, don't hurt yourself for me. I'll just add this up. Even the till doesn't work. We'll do it another way. 480... 600... -500... -550... -480, 600... -The fuses don't work... -500... -The main fuse is in the hall. Wait! You'll catch cold like that. -Shall I put on my jacket? -Of course! -What about some batteries? -Yes, but hurry up. That's 2x24, two-packs... which is 48... 1... 2... 3... 4... Let me have them all. Son-of-a-bitch! -He beats me. -Hi. -Going somewhere? Take me with you! -I've just got back. Then I'll stay with you. See what he did to me. -What? -And here... -I don't want to see it. -I thought that you and l... So did I but Slezak was quicker. But I didn't want him. D'you forgive me? -Can I tell you something? -Whatever you want. Go home, please. So you want me to be fat and ugly. Well, Verdi, you certainly know how to write. Thanks, Giuseppe, my friend... Sorry, I must have caught a chill somewhere. I'm not angry, I'm glad you came. If you hadn't, it would've been my own fault. -Thank you. -It's lovely. I've also been holding something back from you. Should've told you ages ago. It's not going to be easy. -D'you still want to marry me? -Yes. Those who're going to marry Shouldn't have any secrets. I know but... Shall we go to my place? Mr Chaplin to the make-up department. I thought black people were black all over. Maybe, but I'm a mixture... Mum and Dad... All extras stay away from the colourbars. I can't read you unless you turn round. Thanks, but I'm not feeling well. Here, over here... -Better luck next time. -He is onto me. -What happened? -A police car. -You all right? -He must have been asleep. I'm getting worried about you. What's wrong? I'm just allergic to the hay. Do you need a real doctor? How could I a natural healer be allergic to nature. Our union's having a party. Will you come with me? -Of course. -Give Olda a kiss and off to bed. -Can I watch a cartoon? -Why not read a nice story? -First a cartoon, then a story. -No, only a story today. The lnflatable Witch and the Princess who was turned into a Turtle. -You won't be scared? -No. Prince Jan and his turtle went to see the Witch. Look what's happened to the Princess. Can you help? Of course I can, young man. But in return, you have to eathe into me every day. She turned round and there was an air vent in her back. The prince took a deep eath and blew into her - it took all his strength away. Next morning he saw the witch was 20 years younger. The prince had to eathe into her again and this time he felt even weaker. Something told him that with the third eath... ...he'd eathe his last. -What's happened? -Power cut, there's a storm. -I don't have any candles. -We can't save the princess. -Wait... -She'll remain as a turtle. No she won't. I know a magic trick. You must have wires up your sleeve. You're my batteries. Plus...minus... On the third day, the witch was a young woman. She eagerly awaited her third puff. The prince said he needed some fresh air first. But he rode off to fetch his others, Jakub and Frantisek. Jakub blew first and the witch said: Now you're finished! Then Frantisek eathed into her and she screamed: That's too much! And the prince gave a little blow and the Witch burst. Nothing remained but a few scraps, like bits of balloon. Thank you said the princess, now in her own form. She kissed the prince and his others. Nice fairytale but couldn't it have waited until morning? That's how I'm going to do it. I'll accumulate as much energy as I can and directed it at the TV all at once. You're crazy. We don't know how it operates. You might do more harm than good. I don't care. It wants my energy. I'll send it so much that it'll burst. -Wow you'll get it? -So you think it'll work? In theory. But where will you get it from? Trees won't do it. You don't mean from people? Remember what I said... Hello? Are you there? I don't like it. I really don't like it. You're under my power, you must obey! -You going to build something? -Go away! Or are you going demolish it? Help! Farewell to you, Olda. You have to go. From all the ballerinas, actors and whores thatyou know. Smile, and don't spoil the funeral. Promise the girls some fun... Mikulik... Still alive? Who are you? It's Olda, your friend. That's good. Now we'll be together for ever. But I'm not dying, I'm only out of energy. So am l. We were cut off, I couldn't get hold of you. Don't do anything without me. I can't stop it now. Pity you can't see it. You can't move for the wood I have in here. I'm charging it, so when I direct the power it should do the trick. Remember the walkway across the idge? I'll put the TV there and direct the entire charge at it. Olda... Just before the energy reaches the TV, I'll use the remote control to turn it on... Timing has to be right otherwise the TV'll zap me first. It'll destroy TV root & anch! -Where's the energy coming from? -From people. I'm sad to say. If you abuse people's energy it'll come back at you. I'll be in Prague at midnight. -They're all dentists? -Yes. We won't stay long, will we? In their ordinary lives they're good people. Grit your teeth and come inside. I shouldn't park on the corner... -Shall I wait? -No, I'll catch you up. All right. Doctor! Hold it there! My first flight. Tell me where they keep the parachutes. Believe it or not, there aren't any. Come and meet my crazy friend. -Let me introduce you. -Dr Stach. He'll do you a great set of false teeth! I'll be pushing up daisies before you need them! See how the whole world flies over our little country. You have to fly over us to get from Tokyo to Bangkok. -Must be quicker by boat. -This only shows our airline. Others fly from Tokyo, like Japan Air... -It's not shown here. -That's a pity. Anna... They all like you here. Think so? But there's one who really likes you. Who could that be? The one who leaves you now in order to remain with you forever. He's a strange one. He takes off mysteriously. At the opera, he spends most of his time going to the toilet. he collects wood without explaining why. Says he'll explain but never does. Tell him not to mislead old divorcees. That he should kiss the erogenous zones around my ear. And tell him his car's being towed away. Damn! These people don't know how to enjoy themselves. But now it's going to have some balls. Let's have a good awl! I've got the hang of it now! -She's pretty. -My daughter. My unhygienic little girl grew up into a dentist. So you're happy now. She's just a headache. Divorced with a child. Who will want her? Divorced but beautiful. He's not feeling well. -Where is she? -What are you doing? -Where's the bitch? -I threw her out. You can stick your aerial... You can pee here. -I don't care anymore. -I want to go home. Didn't your real self die? I thought, like me, you didn't have anyone on the outside. -I want to go home. -You're a good man. Take the picture. Open up! -I've called the police. -Get lost, granddad! Word and thought. Please clear the corridor for program 5... Clear the corridor for the adult film! Jitka! I'll demolish the place! You're in my power, you must obey! Come here, where are you? Who are you? Any bad you do, comes back at you. I've a girl for us, but she has a child. Doesn't matter. I thought you were dead. He would've smashed your telly if he'd found it. Dramatic events are unfolding at Ruzyne airport. We asked the passengers aboutit. This was my first flight and lhope... I hope it was my last. I believe that sheer willpower saved our plane... I believe that... Everything is... ... can we edit this out? I can't appear on television in this state. Lost property office. We've a glove here, still looks quite new. That's if you still want it, of course. -Who's that? -Olda. Why don't you say something? He also kept us dangling. We're here but we're keeping you dangling. -Good morning, Anicka. -Good morning. You know what happened to me at school yesterday... So there you have it. My story. And you? You in any pain? Tired? Don't give up, we have to live.

My Neighbor Totoro Divx Subtitles Synched by Möbius Schmerz Let's go for a walk! Let's go for a walk! I feel great! I love to walk! Let's get going now! On slopes, streets, tunnels, marvelous grass... On Japanese idges, gravel roads.... On cloudy days, downsloping streets... Let's go for a walk! Let's go for a walk! I feel great! I love to walk! Let's get going now! Even the foxes... even the badgers... come on out! Let's race to the foresto I have so many friends! I'm so happy! I have so many friends! I'm so happy! Dad, want a caramel? Oh, thanks. Tired? Nope. Just a little while longer. Mei! Hide! It wasn't a policeman. Hi! Who's in charge of the house? Aren't they here? Ah, thanks! I'm Mr. Kusakabe! We're just moving in! Nice to meet you. Thanks for looking after things. Thank you. We're here! Wait! Mei, here's a idge. A idge...? Fish! See, they flashed again! Do you like it? Dad, it's great! A tunnel of trees! Is it that house? Hurry up! It's rickety! Rickety! It looks like a haunted house.. Haunted? It's rotting. It's falling apart! Mei! Look! Over there! It's huge! Dad, what's that tree? Oh, it's a camphor tree. Camphor tree... Camphor tree! Hey!! An acorn! Let me see! Ah! Another one! Found one! Hey, hey! The sliding doors aren't supposed to be opened! Acorn! Acorns are falling into the room. It fell down from above! Then there must be some squirrels! Squirrels! Either that, or mice that like acorns! Huh? I want squirrels!! Where should I put this?! Oh! In here. I'll open it up now. Satsuki! Open the back kitchen door. Sure! You'll know it when you see it. Ok. Follow me. Wait! Come on! Hurry up! Let's go... The bath? Uh huh. They're not here. That's the bath. Dad, there's something in here. Squirrels? I don't know. It's not cockroaches, and it's not mice. It was full of black things. Well? They're Black Soots. Black soots? Like in the picture books? That's right. No reason ghosts shouldn't come out in nice weather like this. When you suddenly go from a ight place into a dark place, and you're blinded, the Black Soots come out. I see... BLACK SOOTS, COME OUT! COME OUT... OR WE'LL PLUCK OUT YOUR EYES! C'mon! Work! Work! Where in the world do you suppose the stairs to the second floor are? Huh? Why don't you look for the stairs, and open the second floor windows? Yeah!! Hey! Me too. The bathroom! Well? That? That? Look! Look! Well? Well? Not here? Not here? Mei, I found it. It's dark, isn't it... It's the Black Soots. An acorn? BLACK SOOTS, COME OUT!! Black Soots... are you here...? Dad, there's something in this house after all! That's great. Ever since I was a boy, I've dreamed of living in a haunted house. Oh, no! Got it! Oh, sister! Mei... Energetic, isn't she? Grandma from next door has been taking care of this house. She's come to help us. I'm Satsuki, and this is my little sister, Mei. Good afternoon. Well, good afternoon. She's a ight girl. If you're all in this much of a hurry, it's just a matter of some house repairs. This is more than enough... At this time of year, the rice fields are busy; but I've managed to clean once in a while. Mei, your hands are black. What happened? The Black Soot got away. Ah! Your feet! Ah! My feet are black, too! Well, well, well... Let's see... Hmm... Well, the Susuwataris have come out. Susuwataris? Are'Susuwataris' like this? Rustling, moving things? Yes! Running about in old, empty houses, they cover up the insides with dust and soot. I saw them when I was little. So, you've seen them, too. So, are they ghosts? Well... If so, they're not very frightening ones. If you smile, they won't do any harm. Before you know it, they're all gone. Right about now, the noise of the moving is bothering them in the attic, isn't it. Mei, they're all running away. Too bad. What'll you do if they come out like THIS...? I won't be scared! Well, when it gets dark, I'm not going to the bathroom with you. Well, let's clean. Will you go and fetch water at the river? At the river? I'll go, too! Mei, wait there. Did you get a fish? Grandma! It's coming out! Keep pumping until the water gets cold. Ok! Oh... Weren't you the... What do you want? From Mom... For Grandma... What?! Wait! What is this? Is it Kanta? Hey! Your house is haunted! Kanta! Yes, this ings back plenty of memories for me. I hate boys! But I like the rest of your family a lot, Grandma! Help yourself. Thanks for your help! Thank you very much! Bye! Dad, the house is going to eak because it's rickety. Since we just moved in, that WOULD be a problem! Try laughing, everybody. They'll run away. It'll scare them. I'm not scared. I'm NOT! One! Two! One! Two! One! Two! That's it! Go for it! Harder! Good! The wash is done! We're off! Grandma...! Good afternoon. You look like you're working hard! Where are you all going? We're going to visit Mom. Well, that's nice. Give her my best. OK! Ah! This way, this way! Good afternoon. Please come in. Mom!! Mei, I'm glad you came to see me. Dad got lost. Oh, really? Hello! Today is a rice-planting holiday. Dad is talking with the doctor. I'm glad all of you came. How do you like the new house? Are you already settled in? Oh! A haunted house? Mom, do you LIKE haunted houses? Oh course. I want to get out of the hospital quickly, and meet a ghost. That's good, isn't it, Mei? Uh huh. She was worrying, If Mom doesn't like them, it'll be a problem, won't it? How about you and Mei? We love it! I'm not scared. Mei's hair... Did you arrange it, Satsuki? Yeah. Well done. You like it, don't you, Mei? Yes, but Satsuki gets mad all the time. That's because she won't behave. Satsuki, come here. Isn't your hair short. I like it this way. Me, too! Me, too! In good time! Just like when I was a girl. When I grow up, my hair will be just like your's, too! Probably. You take after me. Mom looked well, didn't she? Yes, she did. The doctor said that she can leave the hospital in a little while. A little while? Tomorrow? Mei's'tomorrow' has started again. Tomorrow's a little unreasonable, isn't it? Mom said I could sleep with her in my futon! Huh? Haven't you slept alone since you grew up, Mei? It's alright if it's with Mom. Dad! It's morning. Get up! Sorry, I overslept again. After today, I get a lunch. Oh dear! I completely forgot. It's OK! I'll make everyone's lunch. It's burning. Wait! This is Mei's. Mine! Mei, sit down and eat. Here. Wrap it yourself. Satsuki-chan! Oh no! COMING! Have you made a friend already? She called you Satsuki-chan? Yes! That's Mitchan. That was good. See you later! See you later. Good morning! Good morning. Let's hurry! Dad! Do I look like Big Sister? Yes. Where are you taking your lunch? Just over there for a minute. Dad! Is it lunch yet?! What? Already? Daddy's a florist! Polliwogs! Huh? It's bottomless! Found one! Who are you?! A Black Soot? Totoro!! You're saying you're Totoro, aren't you? You're Totoro, after all... Totoro... See you later! Bye! I'm home. Welcome back. Oh! Is it that time already? Where's Mei? I'm going to Mitchan's house! I haven't had lunch yet. Isn't Mei playing in the garden? Meeeiii! Meeeiii! Mei! Mei! Dad! I found Mei's hat! Mei! Mei! Mei! COME ON! WAKE UP! You shouldn't be sleeping in a place like this! Where's Totoro? Totoro? Huh?... Huh?... Were you dreaming? I found Totoro. Totoro? Do you mean Troll, like in the picture book? No! Totoro! It's exactly what he said. Furry, with a mouth like this. One like this, and one like this, and a HUGE one like this that was sleeping! Found you, found you. Yes, amazing. It looks like a secret base! Dad, Mei says she met Totoro here. Totoro? This way.a Hey, wait... Huh? Here? No... It went to a big tree. But there was only one path. Ah! Mei! Come back here! Hey, Mei! It's true. There really was a Totoro. I'm not lying. Mei...um It's not a lie. Mei, neither Satsuki nor I think you're a liar. You certainly met the lord of this forest. That's a very lucky thing. But it's not always possible to find him. Well, we can still go give him our greetings, can't we? Greetings? Off to the forest... Ahh... Mei, you've gotten heavy. Dad, that camphor tree... It's BIG, isn't it? That's it! That tree? Yup. Dad! Hurry up! Hurry up! The hole's gone. It's really here? Yeah... She says the hole's disappeared. Well, it's because you can't always meet him. Can we meet him again? I want to meet him, too! And so you shall, if you're lucky... It's a fine tree, isn't it. Surely... All this time... since long ago, it's been standing here. A long, long time ago, trees and people were friends. I like the house very much, because of this tree. I think your mother must surely love it, too, don't you? Well, let's say thanks and go back home. You haven't had your lunch yet. That's right! I promised I'd go to Mitchan's house! I'll go, too. ATTENTION!! Mei has already relied on you!! From now on, we too would be pleased to make your acquaintance. Pleased to make your acquaintance. Race you home! Ah! No fair! Wait! Hurry up! Waaiiiiit! Today I have wonderful news. Mei met the spirit, Totoro. I hope I can meet him myself, too...

Kanta! Hurry up or you'll be late. Yeah. Mei! Teacher! Yes, Satsuki? Um... My little sister... Grandma! Mei... I'm sorry! But she wanted to go where big sister is. But... Mei, since today is the day dad goes to the university... ...didn't you promise you'd wait like a good girl? And I still have two hours to go, and Grandma is busy... She's been a good girl the whole time, haven't you? Grandma, I'll go talk to the teacher. Satsuki's sister is upset because her mother is in the hospital. All of you can be friends with her, can't you? Yes. What's that? It's Totoro! Shh! You've got to behave!! Yeah! Yeah! Bye bye! See you! Come stop by our clubhouse. Sure, I'll tell the teacher. See you again. Bye bye..! Mei, hurry up, it's going to rain. Okay. It's pouring! I'm not crying. Isn't that great?. Yeah... But we're in a fix... Jizo-sama, please let us shelter from the rain for a little while. But... Sister! That was nice, wasn't it? Yeah.... There's a hole in the um ella! Yeah... Dad didn't take his um ella, did he? I want to go meet him, too! So, I forgot it! Only a fool forgets his um ella when it's raining. Ouch! At any rate, you were probably waving it around and oke it! That's not true! Excuse me! Oh! Satsuki, and Mei, too. Auntie! Sorry about today. This place is hopeless, isn't it... Um, Kanta loaned me this um ella. Oh! Him? Oh dear! Not this beat-up old thing... It was very useful, because Mei was there, too. But Kanta got soaked. Thank you very much. Fine... When you're not covered with mud, you're rather pretty, eh? Are you going to meet your father? Yes! Well, that's great. Bye bye, Mei. Bye bye.. Now who could that have been? I don't know. Right on time... Are you getting on? We're leaving! Dad's not on it. I'm sure he'll be on the next bus. Do you want to wait at Grandma's, Mei?! What's the matter? Mei! Are you sleepy? I told you so. Now will you go to Grandma's? Well then, hang in there a little longer. The bus really is late, isn't it? Here. Totoro? Oh! Wait. I'll lend it to you. Hurry! Mei's slipping. You use it like this. The bus is here! Totoro... took Dad's um ella. Oh! Sorry. We're leaving! The train was delayed, so I missed the bus. Were you worried? It came, Dad! It came, it came!. A cat! A cat bus! It was huge! With eyes like this! Scary! I met him! I met Totoro! It was great! Mom, my heart is still pounding. It was a wonderful, weird and fun day. Moreover, the gift that Totoro gave us was great. It was wrapped in bamboo leaves, and tied with dragon's head. After we went home, we opened it and looked. There were tree seeds inside! Wow! It would be great if there were trees in our garden... ...so we planted the tree seeds in the garden today. But they haven't sprouted at all. Day after day after day, Mei says They haven't come out yet. They haven't come out yet. She looks just like she's turned into a fighting crab. Mei-Crab Soon it will be summer vacation. Please get well soon, Mother. Satsuki. Hey, hey... Lights out! Wait. Dad, will the sprouts come out tomorrow? Well, I don't know but I'm sure Totoro would. Good night. It's where we planted the tree seeds. Yay! We did it! Mei! We're like the wind! There's no tree!? We did it! It was only a dream. But it wasn't! It was only a dream. But it wasn't! We did it! Mr. Kusakabe? Telegram! Mr. Kusakabe, it's a telegram. Nobody home? Grandma! Here I am! The corn's ripe right here. Grandma! This one? That's a good one. Grandma's farm is like a mountain of treasure, isn't it? Well, let's rest. Let's rest.. It's well chilled. Thank you very much! Delicious! I see... They're so good because there were so many ladybugs. Are they good for mom's illness, too? Of course. If you eat things from Grandma's garden, you get well right away. Mom's coming home this Sunday. She's going to sleep with me in my bed! Oh? Finally discharged? No. It's not a real discharge yet. On Monday she'll go back to the hospital, to get used to it bit by bit! I see. Well, we must get her to eat some. I'm going to give the corn I picked to mom. I'm sure your mother will like it. Yeah! Telegram! You weren't at home, so I ought it. My house?. Grandma... Dad won't be home until evening... Go ahead and open it up. It must be urgent. Contact us... Shichikoku-yama... Shichikoku-yama Hospital! It's from mom's hospital! Something's happened to mom. Grandma, what'll we do! Contact us, it says! Calm down! Don't you know where your father is? I know the phone number of the office, but we don't have a phone. Kanta! Take her to the main house! Get them to lend her the telephone. Okay! Mei! You should stay here... Mei! Stay with Grandma! Hello? Long distance, please. Number 1382 of Bureau 31 in Tokyo... Yes! Isn't she a cute girl, Kanta?? Hello... Yes... Hello, is this the archaeology lab? Could you get my dad, I mean, Mr. Kusakabe? Yes. I'm Satsuki Kusakabe... Yes! Ah! Dad... It's me, Satsuki! Oh, what's the matter? From the hospital... All right. I'll try to call the hospital. Has something happened to mom? Dad, what should I do? It's okay. I'm going to phone the hospital right away and find out. Just wait there... Well, I've got to hang up now. Grandma, please let me wait here. Dad will call. Make yourself at home. Sister! No! This is my mom's corn.. No! I'm giving it to mom. Mei! They say mom isn't well. So she's putting off coming home. No! It can't be helped. Her stupid illness is getting worse, so it's a problem. No!! Mei, she's just putting it off for a little while. No! Then, I suppose it's okay if mom dies? No! Stupid Mei! I don't want to see you any more! Let's go... Stupid sister! If I don't put away the laundry soon... Don't be so sad. Cheer up. Grandma's here to help.. Your father talked to the hospital and they said your mother has a cold. She'll be back next Sunday. That's how it was before. Saying she'd only be in the hospital for a very little while. Saying it was just a cold... What am I going to do if mom dies! Satsuki... If... Mom.... It's alright, it's alright! Who could die and leave such sweet children? Don't cry, don't cry. I'll stay here with you until your father gets back. Right, right! Mei! Has Mei come back? She wasn't at the bus stop? No... Strange... Where did she go? I quarrelled with her a little while ago... But, that Mei! That's it! She probably went to mom's hospital! Shichikoku-yama Hospital? That's a 3 hour walk for an adult. I'll go look for her! Kanta! Hurry! Call your father! Mei's lost. Mei, you idiot. Getting lost. Excuse me, Sir... Um... Has a little girl passed by on this road? She's my little sister. Well, a little girl... No, I'd have noticed her if she'd come by. She didn't go this way? Are you sure she came this way? I don't know. Stop, please! Idiot! Be careful! I'm looking for my little sister. Haven't you seen a little girl? Little sister? She was probably going to Shichikoku-yama Hospital. She's four years old. Ryoko, did you notice anyone? No. We came from Shichikoku-yama, but we haven't seen a child like that. I see. Thank you.. Where did you come from? Matsugo. Matsugo? Maybe she made a mistake! Well, bye. Satsuki! Kanta! Did you find her? No! She's not here? No. My dad and the others are searching now. I'll go to Shichikoku-yama for you, so you can go home. If Mei was going to the hospital, she must have gotten lost. I'm positive! A sandal was found at the shrine pool a little while ago. They're still not sure if it's Mei's or not. Did you find her? Merciful Buddha! Merciful Buddha! Try that side, the mud's deeper! Hey! Are there any poles left? Grandma, Satsuki's back. Grandma!! This... This is it. It's not Mei's! Good. I was so certain it was her's. So, Grandma jumped to conclusions? Hey! It's a mistake! Well, where do you suppose she went? We'll start searching again. If we don't hurry, it'll get dark! Sorry, everybody... Thanks for the help, but we'll have to split up into search parties. Please... Let me see Totoro. Mei's lost. Even though it's almost dark, she's wandering around somewhere. Totoro! Totoro, Mei's lost. I looked but I can't find her. Please! Look for Mei. I know she's crying somewhere. I don't know what to do. No one can see it! Mei The trees are getting out of our way! Meeeiii!! Sister... Sister! Mei! Sister? Silly Mei. I'm sorry. Were you going to take the corn to mom? Shichikoku-Yama Hospital Will you go to the hospital? Thank you! I'm sorry. The hospital sent a telegram, even though it's just a cold. The children must be worried. Poor things. That's okay. When they know, they'll be relieved. Up until now, both you and they have done your best. The good times have just been delayed for a while. Those girls have had to put up with so much all this time. Especially Satsuki. She tries so hard, poor thing. After this... Yes... When I get out of the hospital this time, I intend to spoil those girls. Hey, hey! Mom's laughing. It looks like she's okay. Well, I've got to get well in a hurry. Yes. Huh? Who in the world? Ah! What is it? Just now, I could see Satsuki and Mei smiling in that pine tree there. Maybe it's so, in spite of everything. Look! For Mother Totoro, Totoro Totoro, Totoro Someone stealthily, buries nuts in the path When a tiny sprout grows you'll find a secret password the passport to the forest A wonderful adventure begins. My neighbor Totoro, Totoro Totoro, Totoro has lived in the forest since ancient times My neighbor Totoro, Totoro Totoro, Totoro can only visit you when you're a child a wonderous meeting. The rain falls at the bus stop, if there's a drenched creature open your um ella for it. The passport to the forest the magic door opens. My neighbor Totoro, Totoro Totoro, Totoro plays an ocarina on moonlit nights. My neighbor Totoro, Totoro Totoro, Totoro if you ever meet wonderful fortune will come to you.

- Lights up! - Beginners, please! - Your five-minute call, sir. - Places. - Places. Everyone to their places. Sh. Quiet, everyone. Opening nights? I love opening nights. - How are you? Good to see you. - Good evening, Charles. - Sir Herbert, how are you? - This is my wife. - Oh, Lady Herbert. - How do you do? May I give you a peck? One of Mr Barrie's finest? Oh, that genius Scotsman has done it again. It's the best thing I've produced in 25 years. I already have investors interested back home in New York. See you on Broadway! First positions, people. Standing by, please, ladies and gentlemen. If you could take your opening positions, please. Beginners, please take your opening positions. Audience are coming in. Standing by. - Good audience. - Sorry? Good audience tonight. OK. That's great, thank you. How much longer? Um, ten minutes, sir. I love opening nights. I want to dance with your wife at the after-party. - Oh, my goodness. - Good evening, Mr Frohman. - How are you, John? - Very well. It's the best thing that I've produced in 25 years. - Hello, George. How are you? - Healthy and wealthy, I see. You've rearranged a holiday for me and I won't forget it. - For you, Charles, anything. - You won't regret it. I'm sure. - Have you got the tickets? - They're in my pocket. - There's Mrs Barrie. - Oh, Mr and Mrs Snow. We were so hoping to speak with your husband before the show. - Have you seen him? - I'm not sure where he is, actually. We do miss seeing you on stage. You were so wonderful. Yes, well, it's been some time now. Are you right to find your seat? Oh, yes, yes. See you at the party, then. Excuse me. Could you find Mr Barrie and remind him that they're doing his play this evening. - Yes, ma'am. - Thank you. Let's close the doors. Really, I mustn't inconvenience you in this way. I can wait quite well in the shop. 'Tis no inconvenience. The shop is chilly. And there is a fire here. Really, you are uncommonly good. Sorry, sir. Mrs Barrie wanted me to remind you that the play's begun. - Though I imagine you know that. - They hate it. - Sir? - It's like a dentist's office out there. Why? - I wouldn't say they hate it, sir. - What do you think? Do you like it? - I've just been hired here, sir. - Yes or no? I'm not bothered. - I'm not really qualified to... - Do you like it? Is it crap? - Crap, sir? - Go on, say it. Just say it. It's shite, isn't it? Go on. Say it. - Don't know if I'm... - It's bull's pizzle, Mr Barrie. Go on, say it. - It's bull's pizzle, Mr Barrie. - I knew it. - No, I haven't even seen it. - I knew it. Thank you. Thank you very much. Might I knock a tune, milord, for a moment? I'm an old man... ..and I've seen few of the sights. Absolute rubbish from start to finish. Yes, I found it fearfully dull. Say goodbye to your investment, old boy. Good to see you. My apologies. We'll get them with the next one, Charles, I promise. - Of course we will, James. - I know you put a lot into this one. A fortune, James, but I am fortunate because I can afford to lose a fortune. - Can you? - No, I can't. How are you? - Arthur. - James. You were sorely missed at the last club meeting. Was I? We were beginning to wonder which is your hobby, writing or cricket. You wanted to speak with Mr Barrie, didn't you? Oh yes, but we shouldn't interrupt them, should we? I don't see why not. If you ask me, the problem lies in our batting order. - James. - Hello, darling. You remember Mr and Mrs Snow, don't you? - Mrs Snow. - Mr Barrie. Mr Snow. The Snows have been waiting to meet with you all evening. - Oh, yes. - Is that right? Your play this evening, it was remarkable, wasn't it? Was it? Well, thank you. That's very kind of you. I'm glad you liked it. How did you feel it went? - I think I can do better. - Really? - Mary? Hello? - Yes, James? I'm headed off for the park if you'd like to join me. It's a beautiful morning. You'll be working, won't you? Perhaps, yes. I'll let you to your work then. - Morning, Mr Barrie. - Morning, Emma. - Have a good day, sir. - And you. That's it. Go on, boy. Go get it, boy. That's right. Good boy. Grab it. Good. Who do you belong to? Come on, boy. Come on. Excuse me, sir, you're standing on my sleeve. Am I? So sorry. I might point out you're lying under my bench. I have to, I'm afraid. I've been put in a dungeon by the evil Prince George. I'm sorry if it bothers you. Well, if you're trapped in the dungeon, there isn't much to be done now, is there? Perhaps I could slide a key to you through the bars. I wouldn't risk it, sir. The evil Prince George has tortured many men. I'm sorry. Is he bothering you, sir? My other can be an extremely irritating sort of person. Aha, Prince George, I gather. I understand you are the horrible tyrant who imprisoned this unfortunate wretch. I'm not horrible really, but a firm ruler, yes. Kind and tolerant. And what precisely is... What did you say your name was? - Michael. - What precisely is Michael's crime? - He's my younger other. - Ah. - Fair enough. Sorry, lad. Cannot free you. - That's all right. - Do you mind us playing with your dog? - No. Go on. This is Jack, second in line to the throne and that one's Michael. He's only five. And I'm in prison for it. - I'm so sorry. Are my boys bothering you? - We're not bothering him, Mum. Michael, darling, come out from under there. I can't. I'm in prison. Oh, I see. JM Barrie. Pleased to meet you. JM Barrie, the author? A pleasure. Sylvia Llewelyn Davies. - Are you a writer? - I am. He's a playwright, Jack. Quite a famous one, at that. - I apologize. I imagine you're writing. - No. Not at all. - Where's Peter? - What have you written, Mr Barrie? Well, currently, I make my living entertaining princes and their courts with my trained bear, Porthos. If you command your other, Peter, to join us, I am willing, Prince George, to give you just such a performance in exchange for the freedom of this prisoner, of course. - Very well. - Very well. Now... I want you to pay particular attention to the teeth. Some unscrupulous trainers will show you a bear whose teeth have all been pulled, while other cowards will force the ute into a muzzle. Only the true master would attempt these tricks without either measure of safety. - What did you ing me over here for? - Peter. This is absurd. It's just a dog. Come on, darling. Just a dog? Just? Porthos, don't listen to him. Porthos dreams of being a bear and you want to dash those dreams by saying he's just a dog? What a horrible, candle-snuffing word. That's like saying, He can't climb that mountain, he's just a man. Or, That's not a diamond, it's just a rock. Just. Fine then. Turn him into a bear. If you can. Peter, where are your manners? With those eyes, my bonny lad, I'm afraid you'd never see it. However, with just a wee bit of imagination, I can turn around right now and see... the great bear, Porthos. Dance with me. Thank you. I don't think I've ever seen a performance quite like it. We're here every day, and the bear is always more than happy to perform. Well, perhaps we'll see you here tomorrow then. Perhaps. - Peter, jump up please, darling. Quick. - Bye. Bye. - Peter, didn't you enjoy that? - I've seen better. Well, Michael wanted the bear kept prisoner with him, and Peter insisted that Michael was hardly a prisoner and Porthos simply wasn't a bear at all. I do very much hope to see them tomorrow. - What's her name? - Sylvia. Um... Mrs... something Davies. Llewelyn Davies? - You know her? - I know who she is, of course. Why, she's a du Maurier, for heaven's sake. Her father was the artist. Her other's the actor. And there was something... tragic that happened with her husband. Oh, yes. He died. Cancer of the jaw, I believe. That's horrible. Yes. Apparently, he left her with four boys and no income to speak of. If it wasn't for her mother's help... James. - We should have them to dinner. - Should we? Absolutely. I've always wanted to meet Madam du Maurier. Why, she knows practically everyone there is worth knowing. - What are you writing about? - Oh. Nothing of any great consequence. I can't write. Have you ever kept a journal? Ever tried your hand at writing a play? Well, then how do you know? I know. That's all. I see. Where's your mother today and the rest of the boys? Home. Mother's got a bit of a chest cold. I'm sure everyone would be happy to see you though. One afternoon. I should leave you to your writing. Peter. I'll see you later then. Why didn't you tell me, Charles? You knew it wasn't any good. Why didn't you tell me. James? You knew it wasn't any good. Hm? I took an extended lease on the theater, keeping the actors on. - I don't have another play. - I'm sure you will. - Won't you? - We'll see. I need you to sign for the storage, Mr Frohman. - Lower. - Easy does it. Take your time. It was never meant to be taken seriously. You know what happened, James? They changed it. - They changed what? - The critics. They made it important. Hm? What's it called? What's it called? - Play. - Play. Bang, bang, bang! Bang! Return the boy to us, you nasty lnjun. Our people teach boy lndian ways, make him great warrior. Our chief, Running Nose, never let him go. Bang, bang, bang! Me wounded, Peter. Time's short. You go. Spread wings and soar like eagle above enemy. Fly back to our chief. Tell her of my ave defeat. That's crazy. Indians can't fly. Of course they can. Go on, go on, go on. Listen to us, boy. This lnjun kidnapped you. Not true. We kidnap no one. You lost boy. I teach you ways of the ave. I take you as my own son. You are not my father. Bang, bang, bang, bang! - I've got him! - Let me go! - Stop it, you two. - Ooh, we are awful, aren't we? - I'm warning you. - Oh, I'm scared. Of course, you had a bit of fun for a change. - Stop it, you two. Get off! - Don't. - Jack! - Stop it! - Get off, George! - Peter. - I'm terribly sorry. - No, it wasn't your fault. I'm afraid it might have been. To be honest, I'm just happy you got him to join in the game. Oh, yes, I was a tremendous success. Mr Barrie, it's more than I've been able to achieve. Peter's a different boy since his father died. You know, I don't think he's even had a good cry about it. Well, grief affects us all in different ways, doesn't it? Yes, it does. Oh, by the way, my wife would like to invite you and the boys over to dinner. Your mother as well. Oh. How kind. That would be lovely. Well... Don't you all look lovely in your little suits? And, Mrs du Maurier, what a shame it is that we've not met until this evening. How kind of you to say so. Not at all. I can't tell you how many times I've been to a charity or a social event and seen your name listed among the organizers. It's the very thing I would love to do myself if I could just find the time. My problem is in finding the time to do everything else. At the moment I am running two households. Sylvia believes she can get by without a housekeeper. Mother. My house is quite large enough for us all, - but the idea of living with me seems... - Not now, please, mother. - We help her keep the house in order. - Don't interrupt, George. - Where did you get your manners? - Sorry, Grandmother. Mr Barrie, I understand you've become playmates of my grandchildren. - Oh, they indulge me, really. - On the contrary. The other day we took to an exploration of darkest Africa in our garden. But Mr Barrie was taken ill by the bite of a... What was it? Tsetse fly. Quite horrible. Yes, and he swelled to the size of a hippopotamus. Fingers like sausages. And we had to float in him down the river like he was a great bloated raft. But the fishing was good, wasn't it? James. Please. - Bye. - Thank you so much. - Lovely evening. - Thank you. Bye. - Good night. - Good night. Well, that was a disaster. Painful. Utterly painful to see. I don't know what you mean. I had a lovely time. Oh, James, please. My problem is in finding the time to do everything else. - I never felt so judged in my life. - Judged? How do you mean? A grown man, for heaven's sake, playing all day long with children? In any case, I hardly think they'll be the social contact we'd hoped for. I hadn't really thought of them that way. I just enjoy their company. He's been a good friend to us, Mother. Yes. But what does that mean? Hm? Surely you don't intend... ..to keep spending your afternoons with those children, do you? And so today, ladies and gentlemen, using only the wind and his own physical strength, George Llewelyn Davies shall test the very limits of the atmosphere using his tethered craft. Go on, boy. - Go on, George. - You're going to eak it, George. - George, stop! - I just need a bit more speed. I want to do it. Hold off a bit, George. I think it's in need of a tail. Oh, wait. - Here. James, this will do. - That's a good idea. - No, it's not heavy enough. - I want to do it. - You coming, Peter? - Porthos! It'll work this time. Porthos, give us your bell. That's good. - Michael? - Yeah? - Now, would you like to give it a go? - Yes, please. - Oh, he can't run fast enough. - Of course he can. - Let him try, Jack. - Now, George, you hold the kite. George. Come on, boys, let's go back up to the top. Come on, Peter. Right, George, hold it up. Darling, you've got to run now. Ready? Ready? - Run! Run, Michael! - Run! Oh. - Oh, I told you this wasn't going to work. - I don't think he's fast enough. It's not going to work if no one believes in him. - Now, give him a chance. - Michael, go back to your starting position. - Come on, darling, try again. - George, you take the kite. Now this time, I don't want a flea's eath of doubt. We must get that kite in the air. Right. Look, I think I feel a bit more eeze. Are you ready, Michael? - You can do it, Michael. - You've got to run. Run, Michael, run. - Run! - That's it! Yes! He did it! Keep running! Keep running! What are you writing about now? Oh, just making notes. I'm never really certain what they're about until I've read them over later. Something about the kite? Now, why do you ask that? I don't know. If I were a writer I think I could tell a whole story about flying the kite today. Perhaps you should then. That's a fantastic idea. Why not give it a try? I hope you haven't been talking about anything too serious with this one. No. Talking a bit of silliness really. Can we have him for supper? Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We're not cannibals. You are welcome, you know. Sylvia. Mr Barrie. Where have you been? Flying a kite, Mother, and having a wonderful time. I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming this evening. No? Well, apparently you forgot then. - I ought some supper along for us all. - You didn't need to do that. Well, there's no food in the house, is there? Really. You don't need to wait till the cupboard is bare. Please, Mother. Come on, darlings. Wipe feet. There's been enough tracking round here. George, I thought you said you were going to help your mother take care of the house. Coat, Michael, please. Yes. - And... coat hanger. Good. - Will we see you tomorrow? No. You're going to be helping round the house tomorrow. Mother, there is absolutely no need for this. You can't do everything yourself. Look at you. You're horribly flush. You're wearing yourself out. Thank you for a lovely day, James. Excuse me, Mother. So from tomorrow, we're going to have some discipline around here. And not one of you will escape. - Good evening, Mr Barrie. - Good evening, Sarah. - Good evening, Mr Barrie. - Good evening, Emma. You missed supper. Perhaps I'll have something later. I have a bit of writing I wanted to do. Are you sure? It was a lovely meal. Duck. Sarah let Emma cook this evening. Is that right? Listen, what would you think of loaning Emma out to the Davies for the occasional evening? They don't actually have a cook. I take it Mrs Davies enjoyed the meal that she had here? I imagine she could use an extra hand now and again. That's all. That's very charitable of you. Perhaps we can send over some of the silver as well. And what about linen? I wouldn't be surprised if some of hers was looking a bit shabby. Please, Mary, stop. Maybe she can send over some of the things we've run short on. My husband, for example. We rarely see him in this house. That hasn't seemed to bother you for some time now. Lords and ladies, His Royal Highness, King Michael the Benevolent, protector of the realm. That scepter's made of wood. Yes, well, we dream on a budget here, don't we? No, I mean, everyone thinks it's made of gold, but it's just an old hunk of wood. The means to an end, Peter. What we've done is taken an old hunk of wood and transformed it for all the world to see into the most magnificent gold. - There you go. - What's this? All great writers begin with a good leather binding and a respectable title. Open it. The Boy Castaways. Being a record of the terrible adventures of the others Davies, faithfully set forth by... Peter Llewelyn Davies. Kipling would swallow his own ear for a title like that. Stab him, George. You can do it. I still have no idea what to write. Write about anything. Write about your family. - Write about the talking whale. - What whale? The one that's trapped in your imagination and desperate to get out. Come sit down. I have actually begun writing about the adventures of the Davies others myself. - A play? - A play indeed, yes. And I would be extremely honored if you would allow me the use of your name for one of the characters. I don't know what to say. Say yes. Good man. Porthos! That's mine. Let go. I won't go to bed. I won't, I won't. You should have been in bed half an hour ago, young man. I'm afraid I've grown hopelessly lax in my discipline. Nonsense. Young boys should never be sent to bed. They always wake up a day older. And then, before you know it, they're grown. Their father would have been horrified. Of course, he never would have allowed a dog in the house either. He'd have tied him up in the yard. Right! Last one in bed's a hairy toad. You mean a lot to my boys, you know. Especially Peter. It seems to me that Peter's trying to grow up too fast. I imagine he thinks that grown-ups don't hurt as deeply as children do when they... when they lose someone. I lost my elder other, David, when I was just Peter's age. And it nearly destroyed my mother. James, I'm so sorry. Your poor mother. I can't imagine losing a child. Aye. She didn't get out of bed for months. She wouldn't eat. I tried everything to make her happy, but... she only wanted David. So... one day... I dressed myself in David's clothing and I went to her. You must have frightened her to death. I think it was the first time she ever actually... looked at me. And that was the end of the boy James. I used to say to myself he'd gone to Neverland. Where? Neverland. It's a wonderful place. I've not spoken about this before to anyone. Ever. What's it like... Neverland? One day I'll take you there. Wait a minute, James. He's a fairy? Er, no. He's the irrepressible spirit of youth. Tinker Bell is the fairy. - Tinker Bell is a woman? - She's not a woman. She's a fairy. He is a boy who stays young forever. James, how does anyone stay young forever? It doesn't work. He just believes, Charles. He imagines life the way he wants it to be, and he believes in it long enough and hard enough that it all appears before him, see? James, I'm your friend. You're coming off a flop. - You have a man who is a fairy. - No, a boy who has a fairy. And this girl calls herself Tinker. And you have a pirate ship on stage surrounded by tons and tons of water. - That's a lot of water. - It's a lot of water. - Yes, and that's a lot of money. - It is, but we can fake the water. Oh, well, if we can fake the water then I'm sure your play will be a hit. You know what I think I'll do? I think I'll imagine life the way I want it to be... Long enough and hard enough? Yes, and then the money for the play will appear magically before me. - That's right. That's it. - Yes. How does the clock wind up inside the crocodile? - He swallows it. - Ah, of course he does. Out! How was he? - Well done. - Good show! I finally get the courage to invite the boys to a game and we have to suffer this grave humiliation. It's perfect actually. Spend a good deal of time with them, don't you? Every moment I can spare, in fact. I'm glad for you. And Mrs Davies seems to be having a good time of it as well. You should be aware though, James, what some people have been saying. Mind you, I wouldn't ing it up if I thought the rumors would pass. I'm not surprised. What are they saying? Very well. That you spend much more time with Mrs Davies than you do with your own wife. She's a widow. And... And a friend. That's it. Nothing more. There have also been questions about how you spend your time with those boys. And why. That's outrageous. How could anyone think something so evil? They're children. They're innocent children. You find a glimmer of happiness in this world, there's always someone who wants to destroy it. No. Thank you, Arthur, but I don't think many will give credence to such nonsense. Then why is no one sitting with them? Once you get a bit of notoriety, James, people watch you and they will look for ways to drag you down. Are you sure your wife doesn't object to us taking over your cottage for the summer, James? - She doesn't go there anymore. - Really? It's such a relief to get away. You'll come and visit, I hope? - Of course. Are we in? - Everyone in? - Can I drive, Uncle Jim? - Er, no. Out of the way or I'll make haggis out of you. Get the sheep out the way. - Are we there yet? - Almost. Almost there. I can see the cottage! - Shall we explore, Michael? - Don't tear your clothes, please. - Come on. Follow me. - Be careful of stinging nettles. Hurry up, everyone. - Would you like to see the rest of it? - Mm. Yes. 'Ello! Thought you could escape from Captain Swarthy, eh? Off to the ship with you, then. Off to the ship, son! So now you can either choose to become a pirate with the rest of us, or we'll toss you to the sharks. - How marvelous. - Well, maybe the crocodiles, eh? - No one's escaped, Captain. - Excellent work, matey. Now then. Now is your only chance to speak. Who amongst you is ready to tie your hopes and dreams to the sea? - I am! - Not finished yet. To enter upon the most dangerous chapter in your young and soon-to-be-wasted lives? What did you say? What are doing, son? Are you giggling? On my ship? Giggling? What did you say? - I said I'm ready, Captain. - What's your name, boy? I'm Curly, the oldest and wisest of the crew. Cut him loose, matey. Welcome aboard, Curly. Your job will be to mop the deck. And who be you, young squire? My name be Nibs the Cut-throat. Feared by men and greatly desired by the ladies. Jack! Welcome aboard, Nibs. You shall polish all wood surfaces. Grab a hold of that rigging. - And you, lad? - I'm Peter. That's not a pirate name. What about Dastardly Jim, eh? No. Just Peter. I like my name. Very well. In punishment for lack of an interesting pirate name, Peter shall walk the plank. Cut him loose. - What are you playing again? - The boy. What have you got...? Excuse me. Mr Barrie, sir? There's been a mistake here, sir. It says here I'm to play the nanny. - I don't imagine I quite fit that part, eh? - You're not actually the nanny. You're a dog. - What? - A Newfound land. We'll put you in a great big fluffy dog suit. Rrr. Oh, right. Actually, we don't have a Tinker Bell cast, do we? He could play Tinker Bell. Heavens, no. Tinker Bell's a light. It moves around the stage. Just a wee light that moves around the stage. Bit worried about this. Let's see. We've got John Darling, Michael Darling, Tiger Lily, Smee, Skylights. It's a play for puppets. Tootles, Nibs, Curly. All these names are absurd when you see them all together. Captain Hook, S... Oh, hello, James. You're out of your mind. How were rehearsals? Fine. Great. They're going... quite well. - Good. - Yes. Thank you. - Hello. - Hello. - How was your journey? - It was quite long. I'm exhausted. - Let's get you some tea. - That'd be nice. Thanks. - Can you come to the playhouse? - In a moment, Michael. He's just arrived. But I said I'd get him. They always send Peter to do things. I said I'll do it. - It will spoil the surprise. - What surprise, darling? It's a great surprise. We've taken most of the day preparing for it. - Everybody's waiting for you. - Then we mustn't keep them waiting. Please don't tell them that I told you the surprise. I said I wouldn't. Oh, well, you didn't really tell us anything about it, did you? - Yes I did. It's a play. - It's a play? The Lamentable Tale of Lady Ursula. A play in one act by Peter Llewelyn Davies. - This is just a bit of silliness, really. - I should hope so. Go on. I just wanted to take a stab at writing, you know. Well, the others do a good job with it anyway. Well, let's see it then. The Lamentable Tale of Lady Ursula. One morning, just after sunrise, Lady Ursula, the most beautiful daughter of Lord and Lady Dubon, made her way up the steps of the great cathedral to pray to her blessed saint. Suddenly, as she reached the cathedral doors, the gargoyle that guarded the sacred structure came to life and swooped down upon her. The people of the village all ran to safety, but Lady Ursula slipped on the cathedral steps and the gargoyle descended upon her, wrapping her in its huge wings and taking her high up into the spires of the cathedral. - Go on, Peter. - Not long after this sorrowful event, a young knight named JM Barnaby came into the city. Sylvia. - Do you want some water? - Mother? - No, James. - Let's get her back to the house. Go on. She won't discuss it with me at all. She claims it was nothing. I tell you, Doctor, she couldn't eathe. You can't very well treat a patient who won't admit there's anything wrong. Well, you'll have to make her understand that something is. - I'll try and do my best. - Great. Just there. Get your hand flat like that. Ow. Then... Like that. Come in. The good doctor didn't feel up to the challenge on this one. He thinks you need to go to hospital for further tests. Nonsense. When would I have time for that? Besides, this family's had enough of hospitals. - Perhaps they can help you. - I know what they can do for me. I saw what they did for my husband. No, James. I've no interest in hospitals. I'm keenly interested in having some supper. What did you and Mother decide to tell us this time? It's only a chest cold? - We hadn't decided anything. - Stop lying to me! I'm sick of grown-ups lying to me. I'm not lying to you. I don't know what's wrong. Father might take us fishing, that's what she said. ln just a few weeks. And he died the next morning. That wasn't a lie, Peter. That was your mother's hope. He barely moved for a week, but I started planning our fishing trip. I will never lie to you. I promise you that. No, all you'll do is teach me to make up stupid stories and pretend that things aren't happening until... I won't! I'm not blind. I won't be made a fool. What's this? Peter. The play. Darling, I wanted to see the rest of it. Magic's gone out of it a bit now, hasn't it? All because of a silly chest cold. James. Well, you remember Gilbert Cannan, don't you? Good evening. Mr Cannan has been working on the committee to fight government censorship. I know how involved you've been as well. He wanted to speak to you. I did think you'd be home so much sooner. It's been a long evening, Mary. Yes. Well, if I'd realized how late it was, of course. I should perhaps talk to you at another time? Not so late? That will be fine. We'll talk then. Thank you for your patience, Mrs Barrie. Mr Barrie. - Good night. - Night. Well, aren't you going to speak? What would you like me to say? Curious how late Mr Cannan stayed, I suppose. And then, let's see. What comes next? No later than you were out, James. And how is Mrs Davies this evening? Oh, yes, I would have a great answer for that one, wouldn't I? How dare you. This isn't one of your plays. I know that, Mary. It's quite serious. But I'm not ready for this conversation, wherever it may lead. Perhaps we can talk in the morning, yes? Good night then. Mr Barrie. Don't you agree this is a little bit tight? - No. No, in fact I think it's quite... baggy. - Baggy? Quite frumpy. I'd ing it right in just there. That's very tight. And put maybe a plank of wood there to straighten him up. - Oh, aye. Yes, Mr Barrie. - Plank of wood? Some wood there on the shoulders as well. - Otherwise, it's marvelous. - Right, sir. - You'll be sick tomorrow. - I'll be sick tonight. James. We're just having some tea. You remember my mother, of course. Yes. Of course. How do you do? - May I take your hat? - That's enough, boys. Boys, please don't run in the house. You'll eak something. Come away from that door. Come on, come on. - I'd like a word with you, Mr Barrie, before you go. We'll only be a few minutes. Boys, why don't you go and play in the garden? Go on. - Is he in trouble? - Sh. Because I've been alone with Grandmother and I know what it's like. - Should we retire into the study? - Why don't you join them, dear? Very well. - I do apologize for interrupting. - Would you close the door, please? Certainly. Sylvia has told me you have offered her the services of your household staff. - Well, not exactly. - That won't be necessary. I'll leave that to Sylvia, of course. You'll leave that to me, Mr Barrie. You see, I'm moving in here from now on. - You're moving in? - I'm going where I'm most needed. And I can certainly see to it that this house is managed without resorting to your charity. It isn't charity, Mrs du Maurier. I was only trying to help, as a friend. Have you no idea how much your friendship has already cost my daughter? Or are you really that selfish? I beg your pardon? Don't you see what a visit to the summer cottage of a married man does for a widow's future prospects? Sylvia needs to find someone. The boys need a father. And you are destroying any hope this family has of pulling itself together again. I have only wanted good things for this family, Mrs du Maurier. I'll look after them. You have your own family to concern yourself with. What are you suggesting? I'm suggesting that you protect what you have, Mr Barrie. That is precisely what I am doing. I was so certain what I would find in this. Some little confession would leak out onto the page. I don't write love notes in my journal. No. Still, you knew who I meant, didn't you? That's some comfort, actually. It means I know you just a little after all. You needn't steal my journal to get to know me, Mary. No. I suppose I could just go see the plays. I was hopelessly naive when I married you. I imagined that illiant people disappeared to some secret place where good ideas floated around like leaves in autumn. And I hoped, at least once... you would take me there with you. There is no such place. Yes, there is. Neverland. It's the best you've written, James. And I'm sure the Davies will adore the world you've created for them. I only wish I were part of it. I've wanted you to be. I've tried. Mary. I always imagined us going off on great adventures once we were together. But we moved into this house and you started, I don't know, - you started rearranging the furniture. - What was I supposed to do, James? You were always gone. I was right here. Sitting in your parlor, staring off into other worlds as though I didn't exist. Look. Just give me bit more time to finish up the play. To spend with your muse? No, I'm tired of waiting, James. I'm tired of looking like a fool. Well, I can't very well give up the play. Of course not. Just come home to me at the end of the day. Rehearse and be home for dinner. No more trips to the country, no more long afternoons in the park. If you can't give us that much of a chance, then we must end this. And I will. Pitiful display. Nanny. Nanny. What? First you get the pajamas, then you make the bed. With my paws? You make the bed with your paws. The pajamas you get with your teeth. Because in fact, being a dog, you haven't any proper digits, have you? Well, I don't have any teeth, either. I mean, I can't see. I can't eathe. All I've got is this rubbery snout. - Can we get him some teeth? - He can have mine. We'll get you teeth. - Let's have a wee eak, shall we? - Right. - I thought you were wonderful. - You were marvelous. I think you're better on four legs than you are on two. - Oh, give it a rest. - I do. - Just say it, Charles, go on. - Well, you picture it, James. Opening night, doctors, lawyers, businessmen and their wives, all dressed to the nines. They've paid good money, they're expecting theater, what we call theater. The curtain opens and it's crocodiles and fairies and pirates and lndians. I don't even know what it is. But you did know, Charles. You're an absolute genius, Charles. That's it. Oh, don't patronize me, James. You know how much money I put into this show that I haven't even found yet? Listen, listen. Opening night, I want 25 seats set aside. - Set aside? 25? - 25 seats. Scattered throughout the theater. Two here, two there, three up there. - Are they paying for it? - They're filled. - No, no, no. I'm asking... - The seats are filled. - Uncle Jim? - Hello, boys. Could I speak to you for a moment, please? Certainly. 25 seats, Charles. It'll be great. It'll be fantastic. 25 scattered seats? Who's paying for them? Throughout the theater. - Who's paying for these 25 seats? - They're filled-up seats, Charles. Whoa. Look. This is great. I'm flying. We don't need to use much pull at all, see? As long as we've got the balance down. Mother asked me to take the boys out for the afternoon. She said she only wanted a bit of quiet, but she was trembling so badly she couldn't even finish her tea. I'm not a fool, Uncle James. I deserve to know the truth. I don't know the truth. She won't talk about it. But you think it's serious? It could be. The doctor felt she should go and have some tests. Then you'll have to convince her to go then. I've tried. She won't listen to me. And lately, to be quite honest, it seems that all my best intentions for your family have come to nothing but harm. Apparently I've made quite a mess of things. It's Grandmother, isn't it? She's run you off, hasn't she? Oh, she's absolutely tried with great effort. And perhaps with good reason. It isn't you, Uncle Jim. She just... She just doesn't want to see Mother hurt anymore. Look at that. How magnificent. The boy's gone. Somewhere during the last 30 seconds, you've become a grown-up. Right then. I think you should be the one to talk to her, George. - But I wouldn't know what to say. - You'll do fine. You'll do just fine. Mr Barrie, sir. Sorry to interrupt. - It's Nana, he's expired backstage. - What's happened? I think his costume is too tight. It's not possible, too tight. George, give me a minute, I'll be back. Pull that one tight. Here, last one. OK. Flap those wings. - There you go. - Whoa! - Can I have a go? - Yeah, you can have a little go if you want. Give that a tug. Go on. - Just give it a little pull. - Can I have a go? - In a minute. In a minute. - Can I have a go? - Jack. Pull me higher. - I have to concentrate. - Stop it now, boys. - No, Michael. Stop mucking about, boys. Come on now. - I want to do it now. - No, don't go down there. What are you...? Ow! Oh, no. Oh, no, I'm sorry. - I'm so sorry. - George? Mr Barrie? Mrs Davies would like a word with you. No, just Mr Barrie. - Did you encourage this? - Encourage what? Oh, James, please. You know perfectly well what. George won't allow them to set his arm unless I submit to an examination. I see. Well, I suppose you'll have to then, because he's quite a stubborn young man when he sets his mind to it. This is absurd. They won't tell me anything different. Different? So you've already spoken to a doctor then? That is not your concern. My understanding is that my condition may be quite serious. However... my wish is that life should go on as normal. So, I'll have the examination, and I'll take whatever medications they advise. But I don't want to know what they're for. And I don't want you inquiring into it any further. Wouldn't dream of it. Mary? Mary? Peter, could you help George to fold a pocket handkerchief, please? - They're in the linen cupboard. Darling? - Yes, Mother. Jack, how do you manage to always come untucked? Would you check your shirt-tails in the intermission, please? Yes, Mother. You're not planning on attending any after-theater events, are you? Only for a short time if we do. The tickets! - With the children? - George! Um, possibly. Would you see if George has the tickets, please? - I'll just check the dressing table. - Sylvia, there's a... Mother, please see if George has the tickets. Michael, where are your socks? Wait here, don't move. Take her feet, George. We'll need some more blankets. Oh, take Michael with you, would you? She looks much worse than when we were at the cottage. Sh, Michael. - Those 25 seats, has anyone shown up? - No, sir. Not yet. Precisely. Have there been many people asking for seats? - Yes, sir. - Charles. I suggest you start selling them. Yes, James? Have you seen any of the Davies family yet this evening? The 25 seats, are they filled? - It's taken care of. - Yes. Yes. Who did you invite? Because obviously whoever you invited decided not to come. - The seats will be filled, I promise. - Yes. You've been promising me all... - Charles? - Hello, Mr Stanley. Have you seen the Davies family this evening? No, sir. - Jack has gone to get Dr Brighton. - Oh, no, Mother. I don't need a doctor. Yes, you do, dear. I think I'll get some camomile to help you relax. Peter will be here if you need anything. Peter. Peter. Can I do anything, Mother? No, darling. You must go to the play. - I can't do that. - Yes, you can. I need you to. I need you to come back tonight and tell me every bit of it. Please. It's only a play, Mother. It doesn't matter. What do you want? Take it out. Open it. I've never been so proud of you. Last call, please, ladies and gentlemen. Last call. Yes, yes, yes. It's all right. They know. We had time to sell those 25 seats. The play's starting. - Charles. - What? - They're here. - Who's here? Do forgive them being a bit late - short legs, long walk from the orphanage. I'm not clear what they're doing here. - They've come to see the play. - Mm-hm. - That's the 25 seats. - Mm. 25 seats given to orphans. Right. Now my nightmare is complete. You can start your play now. Your play. Get them in the scattered seats. Just there, boys. Excuse me, sir. This way. Thank you. Looks like we got one of the better-dressed ones. I just want you to know, I think you're a wonderful dog. Thanks. I won't go to bed. I won't. I won't. Nana, it isn't six o'clock yet. Two minutes more. Please. One minute more. Nana, I will not be bathed. I tell you, I will not be bathed. Who are you? No one there. Yet I feel sure I saw a face. My children. - How is she? - She's resting. - May I see her? - No, Mr Barrie. I don't think we need to include you in everything that goes on in this household. - But she'd want to see him. - Be quiet, George. And since, as I've discovered, you've seen fit to conceal certain facts about my daughter's condition from me, I feel no remorse at excluding you from my home. But you can't... - Go upstairs, George, now. - Stop ordering me about. This isn't your home. It's our home. Just cos Mother's needed your help recently doesn't give you the right to rule over her existence. She's not a child anymore, and neither am I. If she wants to see Uncle Jim, she can see Uncle Jim. There's nothing you can do about it. - Mother? - Yes, darling? James. No. Your play. Look at all this. I'd have come tonight, it's just... - Mother, you need to rest. - ..l still have things to do here. See? This needs mending. Four boys, no end of patches. Can't seem to keep up. I haven't the time for all this. Don't look at me like that, James. You make me feel so utterly exposed. Boys, would you give me a moment with your mother, please? Thank you. They can see it, you know. You can't go on just pretending. Just pretending? You ought pretending into this family, James. You showed us we can change things by simply believing them to be different. A lot of things, Sylvia, not everything. But the things that matter. We've pretended for some time now that you're a part of this family, haven't we? You've come to mean so much to us all that now it doesn't matter if it's true. And even if it isn't true, even if that can never be... I need to go on pretending. Until the end. With you. - Oh, I am sweet. - How do you do it? You just think lovely, wonderful thoughts and they lift you up in the air. You are so nippy at it. Couldn't you do it very slowly once? Yes, I've got it now, Wendy. I must blow fairy dust on you first. Now try. Try it from the beds. Just wriggle your shoulders like this and then let go. - I flew! - How ripping! Now join hands. - Look at me! - I do like it! - Bravo! - Let's go out. Second on the right and straight on till morning. Genius. - Sylvia, don't move. - I feel a little better. - It's been a bad day, that's all. Now I want you to go back to the theater. Find Peter. - Of course. - Thank you. Are you sure there's nothing else I can do for you? No. Well, I have always wanted to go to Neverland. You did promise to tell me about it, you know. Aye. That I did. It's a bit late for it tonight though, I'm afraid. Perhaps some time soon though? Most definitely. - D'you mean we shall both be drowned? - Look how the water is rising. It must be the tail of the kite we made for Michael. You remember. It tore itself out of his hands and floated away. - The kite. Why shouldn't it carry you? - Both of us. It can't lift two. Michael and Curly tried. I won't go without you, Peter. Let us draw lots which is to stay behind. And you a lady? Never. Ready, Wendy? Peter! Don't let go, Wendy. Peter, I'm frightened. Hang on, Wendy! Peter! To die will be an awfully big adventure. - I'm glad you came. - Well... I've never missed an opening. So I... assume you heard about Gilbert and I. Yes. Quite the scandal, so I'm told. How are you? I'm all right. How are you? I'm sorry. Don't be. Without that family, you could never have written anything like this. You need them. Goodbye. - Mr Barrie. - Mrs Snow. Thank you. That was quite the nicest evening I've ever spent in the theater. Very kind of you to say. Thank you. Where's Mr Snow this evening? Oh. I'm afraid he's left us. And he would so have loved this evening. The pirates and the lndians. He was really just a boy himself, you know. To the very end. I'm terribly sorry. How are you doing? I'm doing well enough now, thank you. I suppose it's all the work of the ticking crocodile, isn't it? Time is chasing after all of us. Isn't that right? - That's right, Mrs Snow. - Aunt Rose, your drink. Thank you. I mustn't keep you. You've a lot of friends here. Well, it's lovely to see you. I'm terribly sorry, once again. - Was that Mr Barrie? - That was Mr Barrie. Well done, Mr Barrie. - Good show. - Well done. Psst. What did you think? - It's about our summer together, isn't it? - It is. - About all of us. - That's right. Did you like it? It's magical. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you, Peter. - This is Peter Pan! How wonderful. - Really? You're Peter Pan? Why, you must be quite the little adventurer. Look, it's true. He has no shadow. But I'm not Peter Pan. He is. And there's been no improvement since my last visit? No. Has James been by at all today, Mother? Dr Brighton. May I have a word? Excuse me a moment. You haven't been keeping him from me, have you? As a matter of fact, I actually hoped he might come. Would have proved me wrong about him. Of course, with the success of his play, the whole of London must be knocking at his door. I'm sorry, dear. - What is it? - It's a secret. - Quiet, Michael. - I didn't say anything. Mother, could you come downstairs for a moment? Oh, she can't come downstairs. What are you thinking of, George? Actually, I think a trip downstairs might do her good, ma'am. - What have you been up to? - Just wait and see. It's a play. It's not just a play, Michael. It's the play. Of course, we'll have to make do with a few compromises. Much of it will have to be imagined. - As it should be. - As it should be, that's right. Michael, come and sit here, next to Mum. When you're ready. I won't go to bed. I won't. I won't. Nana, it isn't six o'clock yet. Two minutes more. Please. - You know fairies, Peter? - Yes. But they're nearly all dead now. You see, Wendy, when the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh oke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born, its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one fairy for every boy and girl. - Ought to be? lsn't there? - Oh, no. Children know such a lot now. Soon, they don't believe in fairies. And every time a child says, l don't believe in fairies, there's a fairy somewhere that falls down dead. Who is that? The redskins were defeated? Wendy and the boys captured by the pirates? I'll rescue her. I'll rescue her! Oh, that's just my medicine. Poisoned? Who could have poisoned it? Why, Tink. You've drunk my medicine. It was poisoned. And you drank it to save my life? Tink. Are you dying? Her light is growing faint. If it goes out, that means she's dead. Her voice is so low I can scarcely hear what she's saying. She says she thinks she could get well again if children believed in fairies. Do you believe in fairies? Say quick that you believe. If you believe, clap your hands. Clap louder. Thank you. Thank you. That is Neverland. So many perfect days. I really began to believe we'd go on like that forever. Oh, stop it. She wasn't going to stay with you forever. She had a husband. My father. She never cared for you the way she did for him. I'm not trying to replace your father, Peter. I could never do that. You'd best let him go. George, would you take the boys back to the house? I'll be with you in a moment. Go on, dear. I'm terribly sorry. I've ruined everything I've touched in this family. Stop giving yourself so much credit. Peter's grieving. It has nothing to do with you. Perhaps if I just had a bit more time with him. No, Mr Barrie. That won't be good enough. If a bit more time is all you can provide, you'd better leave him alone. I know you don't much care for me, Mrs du Maurier, and I respect that, but I loved your daughter very much. And I love those boys. And I think they need me right now. Is that so? And for how long after? Meaning what? Sylvia has requested a co-guardianship for the boys in her will. You, Mr Barrie, and myself. - And what do you have to say about that? - I shall respect my daughter's wishes. Something I should have done more of while she was alive. But if you feel you're not ready for such a commitment, I assure you I can certainly look after the boys by myself. Do you think I could abandon those boys? Sit down, Peter. Mother pasted it back together after I ruined it. And then I saw the play. I just started writing and I haven't been able to stop. She would be very pleased to know that. Listen. I've just spoken with your grandmother and I'm staying. For good. I'm sorry I was so horrible. Don't worry. It's just... I thought she'd always be here. So did I. But, in fact... she is. Because she's on every page of your imagination. You'll always have her there. Always. But why did she have to die? I don't know, boy. When I think of your mother... I will always remember how happy she looked sitting there in the parlor, watching a play about her family. About her boys that never grew up. She went to Neverland. And you can visit her any time you like if you just go there yourself. How? By believing, Peter. Just believe. I can see her.