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You don't need to be helped any longer. You've always had the power to go back to Kansas. |
I have? |
...Toto, too? |
Toto, too. |
Oh, now? |
Whenever you wish. |
Oh, dear that's too wonderful to be true! Oh, it's it's going to be so hard to say goodbye. I love you all, too. Goodbye, Tin Man. Oh, don't cry. You'll rust so dreadfully. Here here's your oilcan. Goodbye. |
Are you ready now? |
Yes. Say goodbye, Toto. |
Yes, I'm ready now. |
Then close your eyes, and tap your heels together three times. |
And think to yourself "There's no place like home; there's no place like home; there's no place like home." |
There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. |
...didn't you? |
No No! It was an accident! I didn't mean to kill anybody!.... |
What are you going to do with my dog? Give him back to me! |
All in good time, my little pretty all in good time. |
Oh, please give me back my dog! |
Certainly certainly when you give me those slippers. |
But the Good Witch of the North told me not to. |
Very well! Throw that basket in the river and drown him! |
No! No no! Here you can have your old slippers but give me back Toto. |
That's a good little girl. I knew you'd see reason. |
Ahh! Ah! |
I'm sorry. I didn't do it! Can I still have my dog? |
No! Fool, that I am! I should have remembered those slippers will never come off, as long as... |
Run, Toto, run! |
Catch him, you fool! |
Oh! Oh, it feels like my joints are rusted. Listen, Dorothy, don't let Hunk kid you about Miss Gulch. She's just a poor sourfaced old maid that she ain't got no heart left. You know, you should have a little more heart yourself, and have pity on her. |
Well, gee, I try and have a heart. |
Now look, here's something that really has a heart. This is the best invention I ever invented. |
This? |
Sure. It's to break up winds, so we don't have no more dust storms. Can you imagine what it'll mean to this section of the country? I'll show you. It works perfectly now. Here's the principle. You see that fan that sends up air currents into the sky. These air currents Oh, stop it! |
Oh! |
Who did it? Now wait a minute. |
Hickory! |
Now what happened? I'll bet Hunk did that. |
Oh! Oh, Zeke! Help! Help me, Zeke! Get me out of here! Help! |
Are you all right, Dorothy? |
Yes, I'm all right. Oh I fell in and and Zeke |
Uhhhh yes... |
I don't believe you! |
No, I'm afraid it's true. There's no other Wizard except me. |
Yesss that...that's exactly so. I'm a humbug! |
Oh .... |
Frightened? You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe. I was petrified. Then suddenly the wind changed, and the balloon floated down into the heart of this noble city, where I was instantly acclaimed Oz, the First Wizard de Luxe! |
Ohhh! |
Times being what they were, I accepted the job, retaining my balloon against the advent of a quick getaway. And in that balloon, my dear Dorothy, you and I will return to the land of E Pluribus Unum! |
Oh! Come back! Don't go without me! Please come back! |
I can't come back! I don't know how it works! |
Oh |
Goodbye, folks! |
Our echo. |
Tap tap tap tap What was that that that? Our echo echo echo. |
Oh, come on come on! We'll soon find the Wizard! |
The Wizard The Wizard The Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz Oz OzOz Oz Oz Oz Oz! |
...have you come back? |
Please, sir. We've done what you told us. We've brought you the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West. We melted her. |
Oh .... |
...resourceful! |
Yes, sir. So we'd like you to keep your promise to us, if you please, sir. |
Not so fast! Not.... |
If you were really great and powerful, you'd keep your promises! |
Do you presume to criticize the.... |
... Oz has spoken! |
Who are you? |
Well, I I I am the Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz. |
You are? |
As Mayor of the Munchkin City In the County of the Land of Oz I welcome you most regally |
But we've got to verify it legally To see... |
To see? |
If she... |
If she? |
Is morally, ethic'ly |
Then this is a day of Independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants! |
If any! |
Yes, let the joyous news be spread. |
From now on you'll be history |
You'll be hist... |
Look at you, Zeke you're just as white |
Here, here, what's all this jabberwapping when there's work to be done? I know three shiftless farm hands that'll be out of a job before they know it! |
Well, Dorothy was walking along the |
I saw you tinkering with that contraption, Hickory. Now, you and Hunk get back to that wagon! |
All right, Mrs. Gale. But some day they're going to erect a statue to me in this town, and |
Well, don't start posing for it now. Here, here can't work on an empty stomach. Have some crullers. |
Poor little orphan, and her Miss Gulch troubles. Gosh all hemlock you know, she ought to have somebody to play with. |
I know, but we all got to work out our own problems, Henry. |
Yes. |
Oh, I hope we got them in time. |
Yes. |
Uhh yeah |
Now, we can't go against the law, Dorothy. I'm afraid poor Toto will have to go. |
Aunt Em! |
Fiftyseven, fiftyeight |
Just listen to what Miss Gulch did to Toto! She |
Dorothy, please! We're trying to count! Fiftyeight |
Oh, but Aunt Em, she hit him over the |
Seventy Dorothy, please! |
Oh, but he doesn't do it every day just once or twice a week. And he can't catch her old cat, anyway. And now she says she's gonna get the sheriff, and |
Dorothy! Dorothy! We're busy! |
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