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Can I say something of a personal nature to you?
Go ahead.
You have great tits.
Request; comprehensive electrical systems check.
Systems check positive. Look, Elaine, I...
Request; life support systems check.
Life support check. Elaine, it's obvious you've been ignoring me. You're a woman. I can relate to that.
Request; selfanalysis of ROK hardware and software systems regarding behavioral changes.
There's nothing wrong with me, Elaine. What about tonight just you and me. We can be alone. I can get rid of everyone else on the ship I've already proven <u>that</u>.
Elaine, ask ROK for a field interference scan. Those sun spots might give us a problem with our communications.
Yes, sir.
I don't think we have any alternative, Captain.
I see. What do you think our alternatives are?
We have to disconnect ROK's higher brain functions without disturbing his regulatory system.
Roger.
You can do it from up here, Captain.
I'd rather sit down for this one, Elaine.
No, I mean you can do it from the cockpit.
Roger. You better get back there and monitor the regulatory unit.
For the best little computer officer on the Mercury mission.
Simon.
Who would believe that Elaine Thompson was once a stewardess on the DenverChicago run.
And I can hardly believe that I'm engaged to someone like you, Simon. I'm a very lucky woman.
Women <u>and</u> the space program have come a long way, sweetheart. But after the wedding, no more complicated computers for my little girl.
But, darling, they've offered me a chance to head up the computer analysis division for the Jupiter probe.
You're heading up the division in charge of babies for Mr. and Mrs. Simon Kurtz.
Frank's the best pilot in the program.
I'm so excited, Simon.
I guess this is a first for you.
No, I've been excited before.
Elaine! Ted's a danger to himself, he's a threat to this mission and his behavior does absolutely nothing to promote peace in the Middle East.
Simon, why has he become so... so...
So mentally ill?
Meet me onboard, sweetheart. I have to pick up a few things at the drugstore.
Don't be too long.
Have you got it straightened out now?
I think so.
That's my girl.
Simon, I'm going to check ROK's secondary readout unit.
Roger.
Simon, what's happening?!
He tried to disconnect ROK. It gassed him. That computer is running this ship and we're heading right for the sun.
Can't we change course?
We're computer locked and the manual navigation unit is down.
My career is shot.
Your career! What about the lives of those people out there. Simon, what happened to the man I thought I loved?
Simon, I didn't want it to end like this. We can be friends! You'll die out there.
Maybe.
Simon, what are you saying?!
Ted seemed to get worse after I told him about Simon, Doctor.
The human brain is a highly complex organ, Elaine, perhaps the most complex next to the bladder. Let me show you. Ted's problem is in this area. This area, this area, here, here, here, under here, here...
So you see, our task isn't made any easier by Ted's refusal to admit that he's sick.
What can <u>I</u> do, Doctor Rumack?
You can eat balanced meals, exercise, and take Geritol.
I mean for Ted.
You can be gentle with him, Elaine. He's been working out a lot of his aggressions here in the garden.
Is that a good sign, Doctor?
The brain is an amazingly complex organ, Elaine.
Is he making any progress, Doctor?
Yes last week that pile of mud was only this high.
Elaine.
Te...!
That's not important now, Elaine. We have to talk.
It's got to be stopped!
But, Ted, the invitations have already gone out.
I mean the Mercury flight. It's not safe and, Kurtz, you know why.
Ted, what's wrong?
Ask Simon.
Ted, you're overworked. You've been flying yourself into the ground.
There's nothing wrong with me!
Let's relax tonight, just the two of us. I'll make a quiet Italian dinner just the way you like it, with spaghetti.
You're as bad as the rest of them, Elaine! It's all here in the design specifications! Look! It's all here!
Elaine.
Ted, please. You're just making things difficult for yourself.
Elaine, what happened to us?
Ted, I loved you and I'll always love you. But I need Simon. He's stable. He's a good provider. I want that at this stage of the game, Ted. He might have his faults, but Simon doesn't know the meaning of the word fear and I need that in a man.
Eat this spaghetti, Ted. It'll make you feel a lot better.
Who's that, Ted?
Sammy Davis Junior. Terrible car accident. He hasn't been the same since.
Elaine, when are you going to realize Simon Kurtz put me in here to get me out of the way.
And when are you going to realize, Ted, that your mental hygiene is the most important thing right now.
His name's David Stockman. He's been here twenty years, that's all he says.
Ted, you must remember what the doctor said, the first step on the road to sanity is admitting that you're sick. Now take your electroshock and you'll be back at the space center in no time. And by the way, Ted, I'm leaving you for Simon.
No goodbyes, Elaine. Just go.
If that's the way you want it.
That's the way I want it. Just turn the radio on and go.
Goodbye, Ted. I don't want to hurt you.
Ted! What are you...?
I have to get in there. I have to stop this flight.
Ted, we're taking off!
Let me by, Elaine.
What are you doing, Ted?
I've got it, Elaine! I've figured out what's wrong with the shuttle!
Ted.
Not now, Elaine!
Ted!
Elaine.
Ted. I don't know why you got on this flight. I don't know what you're trying to prove.
Elaine, we have to go back.
We can't go back. We had something very special, but it's all over.

Can I say something of a personal nature to you?

Go ahead.

You have great tits.

Request; comprehensive electrical systems check.

Systems check positive. Look, Elaine, I...

Request; life support systems check.

Life support check. Elaine, it's obvious you've been ignoring me. You're a woman. I can relate to that.

Request; selfanalysis of ROK hardware and software systems regarding behavioral changes.

There's nothing wrong with me, Elaine. What about tonight just you and me. We can be alone. I can get rid of everyone else on the ship I've already proven that.

Elaine, ask ROK for a field interference scan. Those sun spots might give us a problem with our communications.

Yes, sir.

I don't think we have any alternative, Captain.

I see. What do you think our alternatives are?

We have to disconnect ROK's higher brain functions without disturbing his regulatory system.

Roger.

You can do it from up here, Captain.

I'd rather sit down for this one, Elaine.

No, I mean you can do it from the cockpit.

Roger. You better get back there and monitor the regulatory unit.

For the best little computer officer on the Mercury mission.

Simon.

Who would believe that Elaine Thompson was once a stewardess on the DenverChicago run.

And I can hardly believe that I'm engaged to someone like you, Simon. I'm a very lucky woman.

Women and the space program have come a long way, sweetheart. But after the wedding, no more complicated computers for my little girl.

But, darling, they've offered me a chance to head up the computer analysis division for the Jupiter probe.

You're heading up the division in charge of babies for Mr. and Mrs. Simon Kurtz.

Frank's the best pilot in the program.

I'm so excited, Simon.

I guess this is a first for you.

No, I've been excited before.

Elaine! Ted's a danger to himself, he's a threat to this mission and his behavior does absolutely nothing to promote peace in the Middle East.

Simon, why has he become so... so...

So mentally ill?

Meet me onboard, sweetheart. I have to pick up a few things at the drugstore.

Don't be too long.

Have you got it straightened out now?

I think so.

That's my girl.

Simon, I'm going to check ROK's secondary readout unit.

Roger.

Simon, what's happening?!

He tried to disconnect ROK. It gassed him. That computer is running this ship and we're heading right for the sun.

Can't we change course?

We're computer locked and the manual navigation unit is down.

My career is shot.

Your career! What about the lives of those people out there. Simon, what happened to the man I thought I loved?

Simon, I didn't want it to end like this. We can be friends! You'll die out there.

Maybe.

Simon, what are you saying?!

Ted seemed to get worse after I told him about Simon, Doctor.

The human brain is a highly complex organ, Elaine, perhaps the most complex next to the bladder. Let me show you. Ted's problem is in this area. This area, this area, here, here, here, under here, here...

So you see, our task isn't made any easier by Ted's refusal to admit that he's sick.

What can I do, Doctor Rumack?

You can eat balanced meals, exercise, and take Geritol.

I mean for Ted.

You can be gentle with him, Elaine. He's been working out a lot of his aggressions here in the garden.

Is that a good sign, Doctor?

The brain is an amazingly complex organ, Elaine.

Is he making any progress, Doctor?

Yes last week that pile of mud was only this high.

Elaine.

Te...!

That's not important now, Elaine. We have to talk.

It's got to be stopped!

But, Ted, the invitations have already gone out.

I mean the Mercury flight. It's not safe and, Kurtz, you know why.

Ted, what's wrong?

Ask Simon.

Ted, you're overworked. You've been flying yourself into the ground.

There's nothing wrong with me!

Let's relax tonight, just the two of us. I'll make a quiet Italian dinner just the way you like it, with spaghetti.

You're as bad as the rest of them, Elaine! It's all here in the design specifications! Look! It's all here!

Elaine.

Ted, please. You're just making things difficult for yourself.

Elaine, what happened to us?

Ted, I loved you and I'll always love you. But I need Simon. He's stable. He's a good provider. I want that at this stage of the game, Ted. He might have his faults, but Simon doesn't know the meaning of the word fear and I need that in a man.

Eat this spaghetti, Ted. It'll make you feel a lot better.

Who's that, Ted?

Sammy Davis Junior. Terrible car accident. He hasn't been the same since.

Elaine, when are you going to realize Simon Kurtz put me in here to get me out of the way.

And when are you going to realize, Ted, that your mental hygiene is the most important thing right now.

His name's David Stockman. He's been here twenty years, that's all he says.

Ted, you must remember what the doctor said, the first step on the road to sanity is admitting that you're sick. Now take your electroshock and you'll be back at the space center in no time. And by the way, Ted, I'm leaving you for Simon.

No goodbyes, Elaine. Just go.

If that's the way you want it.

That's the way I want it. Just turn the radio on and go.

Goodbye, Ted. I don't want to hurt you.

Ted! What are you...?

I have to get in there. I have to stop this flight.

Ted, we're taking off!

Let me by, Elaine.

What are you doing, Ted?

I've got it, Elaine! I've figured out what's wrong with the shuttle!

Ted.

Not now, Elaine!

Ted!

Elaine.

Ted. I don't know why you got on this flight. I don't know what you're trying to prove.

Elaine, we have to go back.

We can't go back. We had something very special, but it's all over.