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I told you to cut that out before we handed in the tape!
Be quiet. Watch.
Why did you leave that stuff in about you being the director?
Because I am the director. Don't you realize, if it wasn't for my film, for my talent, my idea to do this no way would we be sitting here right now.
Your idea? I thought it was my idea.
I'm serious...this this is a great American film. Full of violence and sex. And I want my credit.
Credit?
Yes. Before we hand in the next video I put titles on it and my credit is going to read Directed by Oleg Razgul.
Yes. But there's only one problem you want credit but the problem is I don't share credit.
You got that?
No, I don't get that!
You think you are a director? You are a fucking little, small Russian piece of shit. And I hate you. I fucking hate you.
Traitor!!
No. You are the traitor. You are murderer. I am director. Action!
Who is he?
New York's finest. This is his case.
This all you want?
Do you know how much killer gets for movie rights?
In here, says he wants a million.
Million?! The killer gets one million dollars for a television interview?
Hey, tabloids paid Ted Bundy famous serial killer half a million for his interview. And how much you think Monica got for writing book about the President coming on to her? It pays to be a killer or a whore in this country. Look, you want magazine or not?
Yes. Both.
Next. Could I see your documents, please?
Yes sir.
What is your intended purpose of your visit to the United States?
Two weeks holiday.
How much money are you carrying with you?
I have fivehundred dollars.
Can you show me? Sir, no cameras in the FIS area!
Is he with you? Are you travelling together?
Yes.
Please join us. Come on forward.
Is there a problem?
No, you're travelling together. I want to talk to you together. Hi, how are you? Can I take a look at your documents? Are you related?
We are both from Prague.
How long are you planning to stay?
Two weeks.
I'd like to speak for himself, okay?
He doesn't speak English.
Hi, I'm Honey.
Where's Czech girl?
Baby, I'm anybody you want me to be. I'm a little schoolgirl, I'm mommy, I'm a Czech girl.
Now I like to get business out of the way before we get down to pleasure. Why don'tchya put my money on the dresser.
I ordered a Czech girl. Daphne, you know her?
It's an outcall service run out of an apartment. I don't meet the other girls. Aren't you gonna get undressed?
Where is escort service?
That's confidential. Could you put the money on the dresser?
I like to talk to the person who runs the service. Can you give me address?
Look. Do we have a problem here? There's no reason to have a problem. I'm gonna make you feel real good. You wanna Czech girl? After I'm done with you, you won't miss her. Now why don't you pay me?
Listen to me. I don't want sex. Just give me the address and then you go.
Look, man, I don't give a shit if you want sex or not, but you're payin' for my time.
Give me the address!!
Alright, alright don't hurt me! Please, it's in my book, in my purse!
Were you a fireman? That how you knew how to rig the apartment?
My father was. He gave me many lessons about fire. Now it's my friend.
Tommy, take a walk.
You can't kill me. You're not a cop. Just fireman with a gun. I bet you never shot anybody in your life.
You'll be my first.
C'mon. Pull the trigger. Do it. Oh, look, you're sweating. You don't have the balls.
Get down on your knees.
Where's your partner?
The Sheraton! On Broadway! Room 210. Go get Oleg. He'll kill you.
Tell him to put his gun down!
Let her go! Let her go!!
If he doesn't lower his gun I'll fucking kill her.
Come to 45 Broadway. Don't bring the Police. Come alone or you'll be in my next film.
Look asshole. I've been threatened by better than you.
No. I'm the best that's ever threatened you.
I'll meet you on one condition I get exclusivity and you surrender to me.
We'll talk about that. Four o'clock gives you time to go to bank. Three hundred thousand dollars.
What? It doesn't work that way.
If you don't want my film I'll call another show. And they will show it.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Come alone. Bring cash. And we'll talk about surrendering.
Okay. You work in a vodka factory. I understand that. And what kind of work do you do?
I am butcher.
You're a butcher? What do you use pig intestines for?
You stuff sausage in it.
And what do you do with the bones?
Dog food.
Are you married?
No. Are you proposing?
So we're waitin' to hit this warrant we got Emergency Service with the heavy weapons standin' by ready to go. I say, lemme get a cigar outta the car. I go to get the cigar and BOOM! All the sudden I turn around and a kid with a shotgun let one go. Right where I was standin'. That coulda been it. I coulda had my head blown off and for what? Some stupid kid got panicky, takes the safety off and it's over. If I hadn't gone back for that cigar for a bad habit I would've had my head blown off.
Jesus Christ.
Sooner or later that's everybody.
Not chopped up. Not chopped up like that. I mean, what do I got left? Coupla articles. A medal or two. Plaque here and there and in a coupla years no one remembers me anymore.
I think you're getting a little moody there, Eddie.
I'm not moody.
How old are your kids?
My kids? Let's see...Susan's 15. Aundrea's 9. Don't tell me you're thinking about having a kid! How old are you? Never mind. Let me just tell you this: Every stupid cliche you hear about kids they change your life, they make you a better person, they make you whole... It's all true! Before I had kids when friends talked about their kids, I wanted to vomit. Now I get it. Am I right, Leon?
So what's unique?
Not what. Who.
He's from Antigua. His girlfriend was taking too long to put her makeup on. they were late for a party. Stabbed her with a beer bottle.
That's unique.
Yeah. And he still went to the party.
I hope this prick doesn't run. My knees are killing me. Stay behind me.
You're worried for my safety. I'm touched.
Ready?
Keep them out of my way.
Okay. You ready?