gus-gustavo/reddit_roastme · Datasets at Hugging Face

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something about you reminds me of Dennis Rader, BTK, not a compliment
Only 30 and you already have the beard of Confuseius
Santa brought you a box of ugly!
I don’t know what’s dirtier, you, the camera lens or the mirror
Your depression got depression when it saw you in the mirror and realized who you were...
You've turned 30 waaaaaaay back than yesterday buddy. Let's be honest here!
It's a Christmas miracle! That you made it to 30.
You look like your biggest accomplishment in life was busting a nut
I can’t roast you any worse than father time has.
Benicio Del Toro hate fucked your mom. The slowest sperm won.
Your family genetics already did their worst.
You look like you masturbate outside blockbuster stores.
Roblox discoed server mod Cough "Nonce"
You can tell by the condition of his bathroom that is where he cries when he gets rejected by minors
'Jesus christ'
I bet your mom looks at you like a present she can’t wait to return on the 26th
Genetics already done it's worst, I'm not about to get in line
I bet you live in grandma basement. Jerking and Playing games at 30, whining about everything in life. Happy bd. 🤣
10 more years and you’ll hit that 40 year old virgin mark
You look like you perform sexual acts for meth
Where are the bodies?
You've surely done time
Bro..
Hey we finally found out what they did with the pubes from Jackass 2!
Why don't you come over here and take a seat ..
Bruh…your 30 looks too rough
Blimey Jesus has let himself go
Bro is not haveing a very good B-day
Your filth is the only thing interesting about you
You look like Stephen King’s scrotum.
What’s up with all the prison guys that came to get roasted this week? Miss cellmate cuddles?
You look like you say that you just turned on the internet.
Bro scratches his balls with his neck beard.
Jesus had 3 years and got nailed to a cross and you still look worse off.
I think you've already done your worst
You look like my mate Mike, Mike's a prick.
What if I do my worst and you do your best ? I just had the scariest what if..
Come back in 3 years we'll crucify for how much you look like an unwashed ass hole.
The facial hair choices add like 20 years lol
Man looks like gilfole but generic
For the second time?
there’s nothing left to do.
You look like a hobbit’s foot
Looks like God already did his worst.
After God made you, he was so frustrated that he went back to making snakes.
30 or 50?
Reddits final boss
You were the worst gift ever
Your best years are behind you
Time has already done its worst.
Dec 25, 1993, your parents got the worst gift ever.
Those pubes on your face: were they attached by glue or the semen of your last John?
Just cause your only forms of interaction are through r/atheism, is not an excuse to shave the pubic hair on your chin.
30 years in Alcatraz
Man, let me just not roast you… I mean seriously
You look like how I feel when I get post nut clarity
Time seems to be doing its worst on you already. Some ugly ducklings stay fucked up.
Your car would look like a crackhead dumpster if you had one
Your a beet farmer Harry.
You look like you work a low-level, 3rd-shift factory job and look forward to attending the Gathering of the Juggalos every year
Take a shower and do some laundry
Looking good 👍
This is the shit that creeps on your 10 year old while he is playing call of duty. I am about to turn my son’s proximity chat off, thanks for the eye opener.
Sad thing is…. He’s hung like a horse but no one will go there.
You look like you watch children near school.
You taking that photo of yourself and willingly posting it online is far beyond anything I could think of to roast you.
Something something, "Meth on a Shelf."
30 must be the new 45 based on appearance.
how is it possible to go through 8 mid life crisis’
Show us you're single without telling us you're single
Show us you're single without telling us you're single
Quite possibly the ugliest beard in history.
So you took this photo in your bathroom mirror, so you know the way to the bathroom, but you still don’t wash?
I’m 35 and you look worse than my grandfather, he’s been in a casket for 10 years.
Someone check the hard drive
That’s his standing in line at the food stamp office bathroom break pic for Grindr.
30 has never looked more 43, unemployed and methy
Did you turn 30 in an Istanbul prison ?
Who unchained you and let you out of the Crypt?
Jesus after a rought night in jail on k2
Didn't realize the Uni-bomber was turning 30
In your case, 30 is the new 45
All jokes aside....you look depressed AF. I'm going to bet you work construction at a concrete company and smoke cigarettes at the clients house while pissing in the corner behind their fence....and you always claim to have no money when it all went towards beer and the previously mentioned cigarettes.
I don’t think you’re gonna see 31.
Proof that Peter Dinklege wouldn't be famous if he wasn't a midget.
You may have turned 30, but your face looks like it just turned 60
You know he stole that notebook from his most recent 14 year old female victim.
Man, I bet your parents really fucking hate Christmas.
I think I just pulled you out of my drain the other day
You better ask your parents to see your birth certificate
Worst. Fucking. Christmas. Present. Ever.
The official face of "I can't go there, it's within 500 feet of a school or playground".
Tell me you've never touched a woman without telling me you never touched a woman
Had a big paper round did we? Sunday supplement?
I don’t have the energy to do more than you’ve already done.
Not even gonna try bro. You seriously need to get take care of yourself.
Definitely has a rat tunnel under that single wide.
It looks like you were going for the "I drink and I know things" but got stuck on the first part
Do you have to stay 500 feet from parks and schools?
Idk what your parents did, but you’re the coal they got for Christmas

something about you reminds me of Dennis Rader, BTK, not a compliment

Only 30 and you already have the beard of Confuseius

Santa brought you a box of ugly!

I don’t know what’s dirtier, you, the camera lens or the mirror

Your depression got depression when it saw you in the mirror and realized who you were...

You've turned 30 waaaaaaay back than yesterday buddy. Let's be honest here!

It's a Christmas miracle! That you made it to 30.

You look like your biggest accomplishment in life was busting a nut

I can’t roast you any worse than father time has.

Benicio Del Toro hate fucked your mom. The slowest sperm won.

Your family genetics already did their worst.

You look like you masturbate outside blockbuster stores.

Roblox discoed server mod *Cough* "Nonce"

You can tell by the condition of his bathroom that is where he cries when he gets rejected by minors

'Jesus christ'

I bet your mom looks at you like a present she can’t wait to return on the 26th

Genetics already done it's worst, I'm not about to get in line

I bet you live in grandma basement. Jerking and Playing games at 30, whining about everything in life. Happy bd. 🤣

10 more years and you’ll hit that 40 year old virgin mark

You look like you perform sexual acts for meth

Where are the bodies?

You've surely done time

Bro..

Hey we finally found out what they did with the pubes from Jackass 2!

Why don't you come over here and take a seat ..

Bruh…your 30 looks too rough

Blimey Jesus has let himself go

Bro is not haveing a very good B-day

Your filth is the only thing interesting about you

You look like Stephen King’s scrotum.

What’s up with all the prison guys that came to get roasted this week? Miss cellmate cuddles?

You look like you say that you just turned on the internet.

Bro scratches his balls with his neck beard.

Jesus had 3 years and got nailed to a cross and you still look worse off.

I think you've already done your worst

You look like my mate Mike, Mike's a prick.

What if I do my worst and you do your best ? I just had the scariest what if..

Come back in 3 years we'll crucify for how much you look like an unwashed ass hole.

The facial hair choices add like 20 years lol

Man looks like gilfole but generic

For the second time?

there’s nothing left to do.

You look like a hobbit’s foot

Looks like God already did his worst.

After God made you, he was so frustrated that he went back to making snakes.

30 or 50?

Reddits final boss

You were the worst gift ever

Your best years are behind you

Time has already done its worst.

Dec 25, 1993, your parents got the worst gift ever.

Those pubes on your face: were they attached by glue or the semen of your last John?

Just cause your only forms of interaction are through r/atheism, is not an excuse to shave the pubic hair on your chin.

30 years in Alcatraz

Man, let me just not roast you… I mean seriously

You look like how I feel when I get post nut clarity

Time seems to be doing its worst on you already. Some ugly ducklings stay fucked up.

Your car would look like a crackhead dumpster if you had one

Your a beet farmer Harry.

You look like you work a low-level, 3rd-shift factory job and look forward to attending the Gathering of the Juggalos every year

Take a shower and do some laundry

Looking good 👍

This is the shit that creeps on your 10 year old while he is playing call of duty. I am about to turn my son’s proximity chat off, thanks for the eye opener.

Sad thing is…. He’s hung like a horse but no one will go there.

You look like you watch children near school.

You taking that photo of yourself and willingly posting it online is far beyond anything I could think of to roast you.

Something something, "Meth on a Shelf."

30 must be the new 45 based on appearance.

how is it possible to go through 8 mid life crisis’

Show us you're single without telling us you're single

Quite possibly the ugliest beard in history.

So you took this photo in your bathroom mirror, so you know the way to the bathroom, but you *still* don’t wash?

I’m 35 and you look worse than my grandfather, he’s been in a casket for 10 years.

Someone check the hard drive

That’s his standing in line at the food stamp office bathroom break pic for Grindr.

30 has never looked more 43, unemployed and methy

Did you turn 30 in an Istanbul prison ?

Who unchained you and let you out of the Crypt?

Jesus after a rought night in jail on k2

Didn't realize the Uni-bomber was turning 30

In your case, 30 is the new 45

All jokes aside....you look depressed AF. I'm going to bet you work construction at a concrete company and smoke cigarettes at the clients house while pissing in the corner behind their fence....and you always claim to have no money when it all went towards beer and the previously mentioned cigarettes.

I don’t think you’re gonna see 31.

Proof that Peter Dinklege wouldn't be famous if he wasn't a midget.

You may have turned 30, but your face looks like it just turned 60

You know he stole that notebook from his most recent 14 year old female victim.

Man, I bet your parents really fucking hate Christmas.

I think I just pulled you out of my drain the other day

You better ask your parents to see your birth certificate

Worst. Fucking. Christmas. Present. Ever.

The official face of "I can't go there, it's within 500 feet of a school or playground".

Tell me you've never touched a woman without telling me you never touched a woman

Had a big paper round did we? Sunday supplement?

I don’t have the energy to do more than you’ve already done.

Not even gonna try bro. You seriously need to get take care of yourself.

Definitely has a rat tunnel under that single wide.

It looks like you were going for the "I drink and I know things" but got stuck on the first part

Do you have to stay 500 feet from parks and schools?

Idk what your parents did, but you’re the coal they got for Christmas