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Oh, you sweet summer angel.
[ "neutral" ]
ef1lqh1
If your 2 year old son is consciously and deliberately manipulating you then you should take him to get his IQ checked.
[ "neutral" ]
eeeu114
Immaturity at its finest
[ "neutral" ]
edqo5hs
The village elders have not given a shit about the children for awhile now.
[ "annoyance" ]
eez9g38
This sounds like prime /nononoyes material. Glad the cardiac issue your mom has were detected now and not later.
[ "gratitude" ]
ed1dxa6
Nothing seems to intrigue or satisfy me only drugs and thats sad.
[ "fear", "nervousness" ]
edvdslq
It's all out of love... We promise.
[ "love" ]
eeti827
Tbh I love [NAME] but for [NAME] id be willing to see him go. [NAME] gives [NAME] the best chance he'll ever have of competing.
[ "neutral" ]
ef70a2v
Me too, except there’s no hookup. (I’m so lonely)
[ "sadness", "neutral" ]
edyh8s2
[NAME] was right! Best lipsync so far! That should be a double shantay and holy crap I think [NAME] may have just become my favorite queen!
[ "excitement" ]
eeemwnr
Or they saved their mom from a lifetime of fixing him... 🤕
[ "neutral" ]
edht34p
The article was about LEGAL delivery, you big dummy. I too love when people without knowledge of a situation respond like they know what’s what.
[ "annoyance" ]
eeul28b
Its like the other 3 teams are moving the [NAME] cube until it matches and they can be affective against the Patriots. Still not quite there
[ "neutral" ]
edwuup9
McRibs are back on the menu but not in the Washington DC metro area.
[ "neutral" ]
edjes33
Over under pistons score 87.5
[ "neutral" ]
edri2b5
interesting, I'd like to see more about this (when available of course)
[ "excitement" ]
edlbnid
What's it matter?!?!
[ "curiosity" ]
eetr7ub
the scarf look cumbersome and heavy for her frame.
[ "neutral" ]
ee3o0b0
I don’t need my readers to see that isis flag hun
[ "neutral" ]
ef0zd97
no, educate yourself like an anarchist.
[ "disapproval" ]
edzj1g6
You’re right :(
[ "approval" ]
eesdd0k
I'm not white.
[ "disapproval", "neutral" ]
eerphdk
Still extremely impressive.
[ "admiration" ]
eebwict
That's quite an arrangement
[ "neutral" ]
eep6eff
Honestly- live your life as a person who can love what others hate- because that’s just a little more joy in your life versus their hate.
[ "joy" ]
edfob24
So pretty! Great piping!
[ "admiration" ]
edkol6r
Is it something you run into commonly with older adults? Sounds like in some ways it may make your job easier. Thanks for your work!
[ "gratitude" ]
eescjbx
He most likely saw you and just didn’t care. Sadly.
[ "sadness" ]
edar45c
Extremely relatable.
[ "approval" ]
ef57e4e
It's weird that actual socialists will say that politics has moved far to the right.
[ "disapproval", "disgust" ]
edhivur
ah, [NAME] I love this boy
[ "love" ]
edbselr
Society has once again falsely made men look cold and emotionless. You're normal.
[ "annoyance" ]
eej03pc
Your driving makes me sick [NAME]
[ "annoyance" ]
edjuh5b
(i'm tickled to see the tag Kalamity catching on around here)
[ "neutral" ]
eeznkcf
Aw no. Don't tell me you are out of epic quips to rek the trumpist incel fascist nazi?
[ "disapproval" ]
eedz2qq
That's hilarious, and a much better way to play doctor than some of the kids I've heard of! :)
[ "amusement" ]
edcqldi
On being 3x over the speed limit while under the influence, that alone makes him very guilty of something wrong. Thanks for the additional information.
[ "gratitude" ]
eescgj7
He looks 5
[ "neutral" ]
ee6p0og
Don't know why anyone would need more explanation than this video
[ "annoyance", "disapproval" ]
eeq34ij
Oh my *FUCKING* **GOD**!!
[ "surprise" ]
edtwzpb
what a psycho
[ "annoyance" ]
eekk826
Why “cover the name” if you can literally see it right after lol
[ "amusement" ]
edcu084
Always wanted to try [NAME], I'll add her to my list.
[ "desire" ]
ee67ej2
My dads dislocated his twice. If it happens once, the knee is sometimes weakened which means it can happen again easily.
[ "optimism" ]
eed4uwf
"stupid millennials ruining ruining our cursive writing industries for us millennials"
[ "neutral" ]
edyxzaa
Because learning another language is cultural appropriation. This people are pathetic.
[ "sadness" ]
effjyf5
In both points and fouls Edit: [NAME], looks like he didn't pick up that foul. Good news!
[ "admiration" ]
edwkwli
This may be one of those 'pick your battles' situations. Him not paying tithing is HUGE. I would take that as a massive victory.
[ "neutral" ]
ee3sny4
lmao dana just like "i fucking hate my nephew"
[ "amusement", "anger" ]
eeiayw5
He is and will be irrelevant. No worries.
[ "approval", "optimism" ]
ef8kuhi
Welcome back, [NAME]
[ "joy" ]
edy10i8
[NAME] doesn't believe in tipping.
[ "neutral" ]
eeub2eq
Nice work gang!
[ "admiration" ]
edoum70
Me, for example. I am very very happy.
[ "joy" ]
eeynw0r
I like how old it is, like a vintage wine. Classssssy and aged to perfection.
[ "love" ]
efdixh0
If we didn’t throw out offers after [NAME] himself has been all over it. Then lynch needs to get checked.
[ "neutral" ]
ed10e5o
Well that took a turn real quick!
[ "approval" ]
eety43r
You don't immediately have to start talking about the issue, you can just talk about something else first to get to know the person.
[ "neutral" ]
eevd07u
Thankfully I had supportive and patient friends, lol.
[ "amusement", "gratitude" ]
ee2j2w2
These posts must make people want to be security guards.
[ "optimism" ]
ee2z5to
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there. Literally like an hour.
[ "neutral" ]
eeta9rp
You had good heals.
[ "admiration" ]
edjsfl4
I’ll read that, thanks!
[ "gratitude" ]
ee92rzs
Taking a float plane is such a amazing experience - highly recommend!
[ "excitement" ]
edzypwe
Not at all
[ "neutral" ]
ed1tckf
No, you want *humanity* to do its thing by contacting these people and killing them. Hence you want them to die.
[ "neutral" ]
eeyt726
Look up normal in a dictionary and stop being offended over a word like the speech police.
[ "neutral" ]
eexys59
[NAME] get better overtime. [NAME] would wreck [NAME].
[ "neutral" ]
eebnw5k
The ideal is not to have hope but to act like you do. But if you must chose, pick the former.
[ "neutral" ]
eda19fj
It’s pretty clear UBI is not going to actually Make the character interesting. We should stop deluding ourselves.
[ "annoyance", "realization" ]
eev9bzt
I AM CERTAIN THIS IMAGE HAS FULLY ACTIVATED MY EXCITEMENT.EXE. bad bot.
[ "approval", "excitement" ]
ed79wg9
Great Expectations!
[ "admiration" ]
edxciwr
*[NAME] jumps out of window
[ "neutral" ]
edmfb5v
I rate [NAME] highly, so this is good news.
[ "joy" ]
edo80g5
I just noped out and came here for the highlights.
[ "neutral" ]
eduoppq
If you weren't connected at the head you'd be okay, until the other head started to decompose. You'd probably die of septic shock
[ "neutral" ]
eeus4al
what a beta!
[ "neutral" ]
ee3n735
I like all Star Trek. I hope they end up switching directions now and make new movies that are more about exploration.
[ "desire", "love" ]
edp7b8t
30% of the country are insane.
[ "annoyance", "disappointment" ]
ee7hwdb
I love that logic "I don't like it so it must not exist."
[ "love" ]
ee7o42o
I actually should do that.....
[ "approval" ]
edgbsvr
Ruff day at the arffice?
[ "neutral" ]
effi5u0
Which one had to shower outside with the hose... [NAME]? That one was so sad to me
[ "sadness" ]
ee2a560
Sorry I kind of took it like you were flexing on my or my opponents skill or something lmao
[ "amusement", "remorse" ]
eelhhzc
Happy cake day man
[ "joy" ]
eepc091
So do you think the court ruling to release the money to them is fake or something?
[ "curiosity" ]
edu8v0c
Its almost like climate change makes hot places hotter and cold places colder. Jeez, who could have predicted that.
[ "neutral" ]
eetdvu9
Japan edging out Canada? WTF? There's some bullshit going on there, man. And what rocketed Switzerland from obscurity to the top of the mountain in 2017?
[ "curiosity" ]
ees328i
I actually want to die rn. I don't want to watch the SB but I know I'm going to.
[ "sadness" ]
eelf9bs
Thanks! Here's hoping silly comic book shows don't trigger you in 2019!
[ "gratitude" ]
ed1aaig
Thank you for your reply. It gives me hope, and I will your previous post in a bit.
[ "gratitude", "optimism" ]
eepr8wm
Not really, I like staying at home. When I go out for food I'm in and out of the store as quickly as possible.
[ "neutral" ]
ediv55r
This is great in contrast to the [NAME] and [NAME] drama
[ "admiration" ]
edkds4x
Since our newest addition to this holiday I've included a new, fun tradition where you hide a yellow toupee inside of the president's tree.
[ "excitement" ]
edte9lz
What a turnaround.
[ "surprise" ]
efbh146
He also voted to repeal net neutrality in the FCC. Grade A flipflopping shitbird.
[ "neutral" ]
edoyoqy
poor [NAME] is in jail now for assassination.
[ "sadness" ]
edq3d91
2nd Intermission question: whose football team is in the playoffs Rn? How about them Seattle Seahawks!!
[ "neutral" ]
ed22kqf
My childhood horse died due to twisted intestines. Very traumatizing, since he crawled over and put his head in my lap at the end.
[ "sadness" ]
efe7q93
I'm sorry you poop your pants every time someone mixes those words up.
[ "sadness" ]
ee626xi