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13680581 | Mandy: i want to win in a lottery
Mary: why?
Mandy: obvious?
Mandy: to have money
Mandy: and no problems
Mary: money doesnt mean no problems
Mandy: but its better to cry in a Porshe than in Volkswagen :P | Mandy wants to win a lottery and have a lot of money. She believes money can fix problems, unlike Mary. |
13730156 | Sue: Are you going to the gym tonight?
Alex: Yes. Feeling fat. U?
Sue: Definitely.
Alex: We r lazy buggers!
Sue: Yes!
Alex: I haven't run for ages.
Sue: I never run. Too hard!
Alex: It's good for weight loss.
Sue: Too hard on the knees. | Alex and Sue are going to the gym tonight. Alex hasn't run in a while. Sue never runs as it's too hard on the knees. |
13819200 | Carson: Guys lets go to Travis Scotts concert!
Carson: He is coming to town!
Jeanine: After what he done
Jeanine: Im not going, not his fan anymore
Evan: Yeah I mean he invited her on stage
Evan: and she wasn't allowed to sign his lyrics with the n word
Carson: Oh come on
Evan: He exaggerates sometimes
Evan: I will think about that
Carson: K let me know asap! | Carson wants to go to Travis Scott's gig. Jeanine doesn't like him anymore. Evan has doubts since Travis invited her on stage and forbade her from singing the n-word, but he will consider going. |
13681788 | Mary: hi dad
Mary: can you check the breaks in my car?
Mary: I think they are a bit different
Dad: ok
Dad: I will check them tomorrow
Dad: please don't use your car till this time
Mary: okay | Mary asks Dad to check brakes in her car. He will chem them tomorrow. |
13727850 | Dale: Have to go to Home Depot
Dale: you need anything
Abe: No thanks
Abe: I got everything last week
Dale: ok
Abe: what do you need?
Dale: my sink is clogged
Abe: get the 5 star brand not the other one
Abe: the other one doesn't work
Dale: ok thanks :D | Dale is going to Home Depot, because his sink is clogged. |
13715950 | Andy: okay guys so have you already agreed on the date?
Maddison: im okay with Friday
Cindy: Me too
Andy: got it
Andy: time to buy the tickets then!!
Maddison: Yay:)
Andy: alright so how are we doing this
Andy: shall i pay and give you guys my account number?
Cindy: well you don't really have to give us your number... :)
Andy: ha ha ha Cindy
Cindy: yeah alright do pay ANdy
Andy: Mad?
Maddison: i'm not angry
Andy: lol
Maddison: yeah I'm alright with that you pay and i can even give you the money when we're already there
Andy: whatever i just want it this week
Maddison: alright
Andy: alright final confirmation
Andy: <file_image>
Andy: this ok?
Maddison: <file_gif>
Maddison: approved
Cindy: same!
Andy: buying!! | Andy, Maddison and Cindy agreed on the date - Friday. Andy will buy the tickets, he will pay and the girls will give him back the money. |
13731190 | Jacob: Have you heard about that girl that has gone missing?
Thomas: The one from our high school, yeah...
Thomas: That's really strange...
Jacob: I knew her
Thomas: Really?
Jacob: She was doing history with me last year
Jacob: But we weren't close
Jacob: Pretty girl, quite shy
Jacob: Rarely talked to anyone
Thomas: What do you think happened to her?
Jacob: I don't know
Jacob: I don't think she escaped
Jacob: I heard she had good contact with her family, they all loved each other | Last year Thomas attended the history classes with the girl that now has gone missing. She was pretty, but quite shy, had good contact with her family. |
13810117 | Erin: hi
Peter: hi wats up
Erin: nothing u?
Peter: just watching tv
Erin: I wanna ask u something
Peter: yeah?
Erin: r u free tm?
Peter: ah I have to work a little but not all day
Erin: I wanted to see if u would like to have dinner
Peter: yeah that be great what were u thinking?
Erin: maybe Mexican?
Peter: ah yes I love this idea lol
Erin: what time would work for u?
Peter: like 7?
Erin: yeah perfect!
Peter: ok great I will see you then :)
Erin: ok see you then :)
Peter: bye :D
Erin: byeee :D
Peter: <3 | Erin asks Peter out for a dinner, they're going for Mexican food at 7. |
13815941 | Isaac: <file_other>
Isabelle: I've seen it, so funny! XD
Isaac: <file_other>
Isabelle: OMG, stop sending those, I need to focus now!
Isabelle: <file_gif> | Isaac sends Isabelle some funny stuff. |
13817847 | Lucy: Have you thrown the garbage out?
Levy: I thought you were supposed to do that as per parents order
Lucy: i guess I will have to now | Levy hasn't taken the trash out because parents didn't ask him. Lucy will do it. |
13612181 | Lizzy: Good morning auntie Sophie
Sophie: Good morning Sweetheart
Lizzy: Mum would like to ask you if you could come to visit us on Saturday. Would it be convenient for you?
Sophie: Of course, I would be very glad to come. Would you like me to bake your favourite cake?
Lizzy: That would be truly wonderful! I love your cakes so much!
Sophie: My pleasure, Lizzy. | Sophie will visit Lizzy and mum on Saturday. Sophie will bake Lizzy's favorite cake. |
13810027 | Mike: Suze, have you seen Sam today?
Susan: he's your brother
Mike: I know but he's your boyfriend. Or he was?
Susan: you know what. don't even tell me about this guy
Mike: You argued again?
Susan: Argued? No.
Mike: So? What's wrong?
Susan: You need to see someone to argue with him.
Mike: Shit, you got stood up?
Susan: Again!
Mike: Sorry Suze, he's my brother but he's a real jerk sometimes.
Susan: None of your fault. I'm fed up with him for good now.
Mike: No wonder. I've been trying to get him all day and he doesn't think it's a good idea to answer the phone.
Susan: I know what you're saying. I can't help you.
Mike: I know. I need to call some other guys. Stay good.
Susan: yeah, good luck with your search. | Mike's looking for his brother Sam. Sam's girlfriend, Susan, hasn't seen him either as he stood her up. |
13728360 | Kai: Should we meet at the railway station?
Faith: I will land about 3pm, I don't know how long it will take to arrive to the city centre
Kai: About 1h-1,5h
Faith: Ok, so 4.30 at the railway station?
Kai: yes!
Faith: But how to arrive there? 😅
Kai: Just take the underground train at the airport, it will bring you to the main station, about 2 Euro I think
Faith: ok, sounds easy
Kai: it is
Faith: See you there!
Kai: See you! | Faith will meet Kai 4.30 at the railway station. Faith will take the underground train to get to the airport. |
13828181 | Anna: I hate you
Maggie: Oh come on, stop it
Anna: I really HATE you!
Maggie: Jeez
Anna: You ruined everything!!!
Maggie: Just because I bought the same pair of shoes you did? Don't be stereotypically ridiculous, Annie | Maggie bought the same pair of shoes as Anna. Anna is mad at her. |
13682448 | Monica: Jessica has a boyfriend?!?! WHAT?
Jasmine: yes, she does, finally - I talked to her about it last week
Monica: no way... who is he?!
Jasmine: yeah, she is sooo in love , well I don't know much really, he is a fireman and that's it
Monica: can't believe it
Jasmine: hahaha yeah, me neither, i don't really talk to her that much anymore to be honest | Jessica has a boyfriend finally. He is a fireman. Monica can't believe it, neither Jasmine. |
13862688 | Tom: You looked amazin' yesterday!
Sara: Thanks!
Tom: My sister wants to know where you bought that dress
Sara: <file_other>
Sara: This is the link to the online shop
Tom: Thanks!
Tom: Did the dress cost a fortune?
Sara: 200$
Tom: :) | Tom found Sara's yesterday looks amazing. His sister inquires about the dress, so Sara sends him a link to the online shop where she bought it for 200$. |
13716890 | Victoria: Ready girls? :D
Sarah: for what?
Beatrice: Ready!
Sarah: ???
Victoria: Sarah? The cinema?
Sarah: oh fuck
Sarah: noooooo
Sarah: i forgot completely...
Beatrice: Jesus... Again :D
Victoria: Are you kidding me? :D
Sarah: i'm not :(
Victoria: Maybe you can still make it?
Beatrice: Rofl
Sarah: my parents are here :(((
Victoria: ... :D
Beatrice: Say 'hi' from me :D
Sarah: will do... | Sarah forgot about the cinema again. Victoria and Beatrice hope she can still make it. Sarah won't make it as her parents are here. |
13865092 | Helen: What time is the show?
Alain: 6 p.m.
Eddie: Do you have the tickets?
Alain: I bought them last week
Eddie: Cool
Eddie: How much do I owe you?
Alain: 50$
Helen: I an pay you today
Alain: It's ok. Whenever it's convenient for you. | The show starts at 6 p.m. Helen will pay Alain back 50$ today. |
13680785 | Jim: Hey
Violet: Hey, what's up?
Jim: All good! Can you talk?
Violet: sure!
Jim: So I've just finished sending out info about our event (fb, twitter, mailing list) and I started wondering if we haven't done a mistake. You see, in the poster, the British Museum is mentioned a few times. At first it seemed ok, but now I'm wondering if it's not a mistake
Violet: hmmmm interesting. Maybe Alex has spoken to them? Wait a sec, I'll ask him
Jim: ok
Violet: Turns out it was a mistake. SHIT!!!
Jim: omg how fun... Ok, Could I ask you to write to people on our mailing list to correct it? I'm on a bus now, heading for a meeting
Violet: Er, yeah sure. Have you cc'ed me in the message?
Jim: No, I thought you were on the mailing list anyway, as SLAS member
Violet: Hmm I can't see your message anywhere
Jim: In any case you can access SLAS email, you have the password and all
Violet: True
Jim: So send a correction around if you happen to have the time, otherwise I'll do it tonight
Violet: No problem, I'll see what I can do
Jim: ok, talk to you later then. I'm going to be at the meeting for a couple of hours but will keep in touch later
Violet: No worries, talk to you later
Jim: xx | Jim incorrectly added British Museum to the event info and wrongly send it through fb, twitter and mailing list. Violet might send a correction message to all interested. |
13810148 | Nancy: Howdy, how y'all doin'?
Tina: Is that a Texan drawl, girl?
Nancy: Yes ma'am! Loving it out here!
Tina: How's the job going? Kids behaving themselves?
Nancy: Mostly! They laugh at my accent though!
Tina: Well, they probably haven't met a Welsh person before!
Nancy: No shit! They ask me to repeat everything! Best one is "Water", course, it's mostly "Waarderr" here!
Tina: LOL. I'd love to hear that, you picked up the accent yet?
Nancy: Nah, 21 years in Cardiff isn't easily removed!
Tina: We're missing you here, the pub is quiet these days without your laugh!
Nancy: Miss you too! I'm coming home in 6 weeks, though. Last fortnight I'm going travelling with 3 other Brits working here, a Geordie girl, a guy from Belfast and Annie, who's from Glasgow.
Tina: My God, I'm so jealous! I bet they had even more trouble being understood out there! See you after your trip! | Nancy's working in Texas, but the kids laugh at her Welsh accent. She's coming home in 6 weeks. Earlier than that she's going to travel with 3 other Brits. |
13819006 | Peter: we should leave before the dusk
Jennifer: sure, long before!
Patricia: so maybe we should start preparing
Peter: I'm downstairs, I've already started packing
Patricia: always so diligent
Peter: this is how I am
Patricia: the perfect leader of this trip
Jennifer: so we're coming down as well to join you
Peter: good | Peter, Jennifer and Patricia should leave long before the dusk, so Patricia had already started packing. Peter and Jennifer are coming downstairs to join her. |
13728387 | Lily: I have booked us a conference room at the Premier Inn on 13 and 14 January.
Oscar: Perfect. I will let you know what time I get in on the Monday.
Lily: We could always find a cafe or something instead.
Oscar: Sure, anything works.
Lily: It's just a discussion, so we don't need audiovis or anything.
Oscar: True.
Lily: Anyway, see you then. Just wanted to confirm.
Oscar: Perfect. See you then. | Lily's booked a conference room at the Premier Inn for the discussion with Oscar on 13 and 14 January but the place can be changed to their liking. Oscar will inform Lily what time he arrives on Monday. |
13828466 | Jackie: Did you forget about me??
Freddie: Of course not! I'm on my way! Give me another 5 minutes please
Jackie: Hurry up
Freddie: Are you mad?
Jackie: Not yet 😆 | Freddie is on his way, he will be with Jackie in 5 minutes. |
13828436 | Jeremy: <file_link>
Crystal: <3
Jeremy: we’re signing up tonight!
Crystal: yeah we just need to talk to sb from the group
Crystal: so we don’t end up on our own
Jeremy: oh fuck it;D
Crystal: u know I’d prefer to have sb to talk to at the table
Crystal: apart from u, of course ;*
Crystal: oh and then I can wear the new dress! pefect :D
Jeremy: u can wear it to the classes as soon as you finish it :D
Crystal: I’m still wondering whether to sew it or not
Jeremy: u considering buying it?
Crystal: not quite. I was rather thinking I would just wear the old one :D
Jeremy: well sewing doesn’t cost u anything, guess it’s worth a try
Crystal: the fabric is 100
Jeremy: ooh I thought you had some in your stash
Crystal: no, remember this photo i showed u?
Crystal: <file_link>
Crystal: red on black
Crystal: <file_link>
Crystal: that’s blue on black
Crystal: they also have black on black
Jeremy: blue is nice
Jeremy: but red and black are also ok
Crystal: u think blue?
Crystal: I thought maybe red… thought i should go wild ;D
Crystal: but then i’ll need to look perfect, u know, everybody staring
Jeremy: u always look perfect ;*
Crystal: oooh <3 :*
Jeremy: take red then ;D | Crystal and Jeremy are signing up tonight. Crystal will wear the new dress. |
13717140 | Joanne: girls i am taking a few days off next week
Elisabeth: oh you lucky girl!! are you travelling somewhere?:*
Monica: next week? are you sure? :(
Joanne: what's wrong?
Elisabeth: yeah Monica, is something not okay?
Joanne: i am going to spain with my fiancee
Monica: well we have this two big presentations with clients next week...
Joanne: you will do perfect without me Monica, don't worry :)
Elisabeth: exactly, we can handle that honey
Monica: i am not sure... the 3 of us worked on this project, this won't look too good if you are absent
Elisabeth: you worry too much
Monica: maybe, but i think Rachel will feel the same way
Joanne: well i am not cancelling my trip
Monica: i know, i wouldn't dare to ask you, i am just a little worried...
Elisabeth: everything will be fine :*
Joanne: yeah, and if you need anything last minute you can always call me | Joanne is going to Spain with her fiancee next week. She will be absent during the presentation she had prepared with Elisabeth and Monica. Monica is worried and wants her to be there. Joanne offers her help via phone. |
13828327 | Mom: Hi Mags
Mom: Will u come to Thanksgiving dinner this year?
Megan: Hi Mom, yes, we'll be there on Saturday.
Mom: Why not Sunday?
Megan: Sunday morning were heading to Boston for a week. :)
Mom: Oh how exciting! I'd love to finally go somewhere too.
Mom: But you know how difficult it is to get your father off the couch. He's such a stay-at-home.
Megan: Tell me about it...Same with Matt. We both married couch potatoes :D
Megan: It took me an entire year to convince him about this trip!
Mom: Next time let's go together and leave the boys at home.
Megan: That's a great plan.
Megan: But are you sure they won't starve to death without us? :D
Mom: Haha, that's a good point. But I mean thank God for the person who invented take out and delivery :)
Mom: See u on Saturday!
Megan: Bye Mom! | Megan will come to Thanksgiving dinner at her mom's on Saturday. On Sunday morning Megan and her husband Matt are heading to Boston for a week. |
13829877 | Mr Lang: Hello Sir, i'd like to inform you that my daughter Emily won't be there today.
Mr King: Thank you Mr Lang. I'll keep Ms Dotty inform. Could you tell me the reason?
Mr Lang: She broke her arm, yesterday evening. I'll send you the certificate
Mr King: I'm sorry to hear it. I wish her to recover quickly.
Mr Lang: Thank you. Have a nice day.
Mr King: Good bye. | Mr Lang's daughter Emily won't be there today, as she broke her arm yesterday evening. Mr Lang will send Mr King the certificate. Mr King will inform Ms Dotty. |
13862663 | Colin: Hey I have some news that you would be really interested!(´･ω･`)
Ava: What is it?
Colin: How tall are you you said?
Ava: 158...cm.. why?(-_-メ)
Colin: Congratulations! You are defeated by penguin(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Ava: What are you talking about?
Colin: Penguins' average height is 162cm when they stand up （‐＾▽＾‐）オーホッホ
Colin: So you are officially shorter than penguins☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ | Colin informs Ava that with her height of 158 cm she is shorter than an average penguin. |
13864487 | Warren: look at this cute turtle! <file_photo>
Stacy: ooooh so sweeeet
Whitney: I love turtles <file_gif>
Stacy: now I want a baby turtle <3
Warren: haha
Warren: yeah turtles are
Stacy: especially the little ones <3 | Stacy wants to have a baby turtle. |
13828422 | Shane: I love finding out my date is already in a relationship
Nina: whaaat?
Shane: another MARRIED guy asked me out
Shane: that's why I have trust issues
Nina: people are the worst
Shane: I don't know if bonobos online were better than humans
Shane: but I'm so frustrated I'm gonna delete my profile
Nina: I don't know if meeting people offline is better
Nina: the dating pool is the same
Shane: and I'm really fast at weeding them out
Nina: please don't delete your profile
Nina: bad dates make amazing storie
Shane: lol
Shane: maybe I should write a book about it
Nina: a standup comedy would be better
Shane: but if I got famous everyone would be afraid to ask me out
Nina: but you'll be rich
Shane: point taken
Nina: don't give up, some decent guys must be out there | Shane is considering deleting her online dating profile after discovering her date is already married. Nina believes there are good guys out there and bad experiences make good stories. |
13680994 | Jax: How smart are you?
Gil: I don't know. I think I'm average.
Jax: Did you ever take an IQ test?
Gil: No, I never did. All I know is that I got A's and B's in school.
Jax: I wish I was really smart.
Gil: Don't be ridiculous.
Jax: What do you mean?
Gil: If you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous 😂😂
Jax: But if you are smart you can become rich or famous without a problem.
Gil: Hmm 🤔 You do have a point. | Gil has never taken an IQ test but was a good student. Jax wishes to be smarter. |
13829500 | Nancy: you'll never believe who I ran into today
Tara: do tell!
Nancy: do you remember Lance?
Nancy: we met him last year at Gaby's party
Tara: oh yeah, you're right
Tara: where did you run into him?
Nancy: at the mall
Nancy: he saw me first
Tara: and?
Nancy: well...
Nancy: we're going for coffee next week!
Tara: nice :)
Nancy: of course :)
Tara: you'll have to tell me more
Nancy: I will just not now
Nancy: still have some things to prepare for tomorrow
Tara: sure, we can talk later
Nancy: bye | Nancy ran into Lance at the mall today. Nancy and Tara met Lance last year at Gaby's party. Nancy and Lance are going out for a coffee next week. Nancy and Tara will talk later, as Nancy has things to prepare for tomorrow. |
13864988 | Jack: When did you last see Lola?
Sissy: Before Christmas
Ben: Did she come back?
Jack: I haven't seen her
Jack: But it doesn't mean she's not back
Sissy: Why are you asking?
Jack: I haven't seen her in a while
Jack: Wanted to know how she was doing | Jack hasn't seen Lola for some time and he'd like to know how she's doing. Sissy saw her before Christmas. |
13680186 | Anna: Hi, are you in town this weekend?
Sabrina: No, I have a lot to study for next week...
Anna: That's very sad :(
Sabrina: Why? Why are you asking anyway?
Anna: Cause I'm throwing my birthday party and wanted to invite you for it
Sabrina: OMG! I've totally forgot about your birthday! I'm so so sorry...
Anna: It's not such a big deal
Sabrina: I promise you I'll come next week home and then we can have our own party :D
Anna: Yeah that sounds good
Sabrina: I hope you will enjoy it. I saw yesterday that a new horror is coming into cinemas maybe we could check it out?
Anna: I love horrors! Hopefully it will be scary :D
Sabrina: And after that I'm inviting you to this new fancy restaurant to have a couple of drinks, what do you think about it?
Anna: I can't wait till you come back <3
Sabrina: See you soon darling :* | Sabrina can't make it to Anna's birthday party, because she has to study. Instead, Sabrina will meet Anna next week for a horror movie at the cinema and drinks at the restaurant. |
13611988 | David Doe: Good evening Mr. Smith. I am writing in reference to the job offer that has been posted on XXX. I would like to express interest in the position and ask whether it is still available.
John Smith: Good evening Mr. Jones. I regret to inform you that the position in question has already been filled. However, we thank you for your time and we would like to encourage you to apply in the future.
David Doe: Thank you for your reply. | David Doe is interested in the job offer posted on XXX but it's not available any more. John Smith encourages David Doe to apply in the future. |
13862359 | Andrea: hey Babes, how's it going? I've got some job to do. 20 short texts for an online shop. 50% for correction. Deadline in two weeks. Will you help me?
Sondra: Hi, sorry I don't think Im gonna make it. It is hard these days.
Andrea: ?
Sondra: My cat is dying and nanny's leaving... :/
Andrea: damn.. sorry to hear that. I f you could give me someone, maybe you know somebody suitable? I know aleady Jill can't do it :/
Sondra: Jill is the best. Other people need assitance. Do you want these contacts?
Andrea: not really...
Sondra: :)
Andrea: If you found a window in a spacetime, please let me know. Ill get the texts on Friday.
Sondra: OK, but I dont think it will happen. The first window I see is probably in June.
Andrea: I understand. I hope the kitty is going to make it, I keep my fingers crossed for him..
Sondra: In march Im gonna have as many as ONE free evening if everything goes well. Thanks he is still alive, maybe he is stronger than it looks now.
Andrea: <file_gif> | Andrea must correct 50% of 20 short texts for an online shop. She has a deadline in two weeks. Sondra cannot help Andrea, because her cat is dying and nanny's leaving. Jill also cannot help. Sondra will probably have only one free evening in March and more free time probably in June. |
13828804 | Grayson: i got it! i got it! I GOT IT!!!!!!!!
Grayson: I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!
Grayson: it's my dream job with AMAZING PAY, GREAT benefits and GREAT people
Grayson: i'm soooooo HAPPY and sooooooo EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nancy: congratulations!!! i knew you'd get it!!
Nancy: all that worrying was useless
Nancy: CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Nancy: when do you start?
Grayson: next monday . I'M SO EXCITED!!!
Grayson: i gotta go, i haven't called my parents to let them know
Nancy: ok but can i say something one last time time?
Nancy: CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!! | Grayson got the job. He starts next Monday. He'll call his parents. Nancy congratulates him on the job. |
13612090 | Amelia: Heya guurl
Barbara: Hii..
Amelia: You didn't come to school today, are you ok?
Barbara: I was sick.
Amelia: Omg what's wrong?
Barbara: I had a stomachache.
Amelia: Did it get any better?
Barbara: I'm still feeling under the weather.
Amelia: Would you like me to get anything for your stomach?
Barbara: I took something earlier, thank you
Amelia: Ok, I hope you get better.
Barbara: It must have been something I ate, hopefully tomorrow I will be fine.
Amelia: If you need anything just let me know.
Barbara: Thank you :) sorry for being soo moody, i'm just feeling like crap.
Amelia: ahahah it's fine :p I know how it feels. | Barbara didn't come to school today because she had a stomachache. She still doesn't feel very well. Amelia offers to get something for Barbara's stomach, bu she took something earlier. |
13729976 | Andrew: So France and Belgium have some problems...
Andrew: <file_other>
Ryan: I've seen the news
Ryan: Horrible
Ryan: But they still publicly state that they're concerned about Poland
Andrew: Fucking hypocrites
Ryan: I agree. That's taken hypocrisy to the whole new level. | France and Belgium have problems. For Andrew and Ryan they're hypocrites for criticizing Poland. |
13682260 | Agatha: have you finished reading my book?
Johnny: not yet
Agatha: I see | Johnny hasn't finished reading Agatha's book yet. |
13716955 | Chloe: Have you seen the net Good Place episode?
Mary: I have! Omg hilarious
Karola: Don't say a word! I haven't got time yet!
Chloe: Catch up with it fast! It's ridiculous
Karola: Closest time is weekend, jeez
Mary: I'll rewatch it, so good
Chloe: Meet up on Saturday?
Mary: I'm in
Karola: Me too | Mary has already seen the episode of a series Chloe and Karola want to see. It's so good Mary wants to watch it again with them on Saturday. |
13810817 | Conrad: Hi, Grandma! I'm not sure what I should get for Grandpa's birthday, any suggestions?
Jasmine: Oh sweetie, he'll be happy even if you don't get him anything.
Jasmine: He just wants you to come see him! But there was some book he wanted, you should ask your mum. I can't remember the title, but I'm sure she knows, we were together when he brought it up.
Conrad: Oh! Thanks you so much, I'll ask her now! | Jasmine suggests that Conrad should ask his mother what book he should get for grandpa's birthday. |
13594138-1 | Joe: Hi Kelly, long time, no see, where've you been hiding yourself!
Kelly: Hi Joe, nowhere really. Still at the bank, centre of the universe!
Joe: popped in last week, didn't see you, though.
Kelly: Maybe it was lunchtime or my break. You keeping tabs on me, Joe!
Joe: of course not, I just needed to deposit a cheque. Is that allowed? I just wanted to chat to you again.
Kelly: yeah, well, Joe, I'm with Adam now. He's got his own company you know!
Joe: yes, I heard about that, kebab van, isn't it? Saw him outside the pub one night. Nice bloke, Kel.
Kelly: Well, yes, that's just the beginning. He's got big ambitions, wants to be the next Jamie Oliver lol !
Joe: pleased for you, Kelly. See you around.
Kelly: yeah, prob bump into you in town when we're both legless! See you, Joe! | Kelly still works in the bank. Joe was there last week to deposit a cheque, but didn't see her. Kelly is with Adam now. Adam has his own company, a kebab van, and has ambitions to develop his business. Joe saw Adam outside the pub one night. |
13818821 | Alex: My parents don't love me anymore. :(
Mel: Y?
Vicki: What happened?
Alex: Can't say :(
Mel: C'mon.
Vicki: Yeah. What's wrong, Alex?
Alex: They're getting a divorce :)
Vicki: Are u sure?
Mel: Yeah, how do you know?
Alex: They're arguing all the time.
Vicki: That doesn't mean a thing.
Mel: Mine argue all the time, but not getting divorced.
Alex: Yeah, but I heard mom shouting at dad saying she's gonna divorce him.
Mel: That's serious.
Vicki: And what did he say?
Alex: He was speechless... | Alex's parents are arguing a lot, so he thinks they'll divorce. He heard his mom shouting at his dad and claiming she'll divorce him. Mel parents argue all the time, too. |
13731191 | Tim: just walked by your house
Tim: is that a bus in there?
Dave: yup it is
Tim: What the hell??? How comes?
Dave: 😂 😂 cool innit? Sean's 5th this weekend and we made him a bus
Dave: all cardboard around the dining table 👍
Tim: that is seriously awesome
Tim: gutted we couldn't make it. Bella is gonna be wrecked is she knew there was a bus!
Tim: 😭
Tim: did Sean like it?
Dave: he loved it! has been in it ever since. nearly slept in it yesterday 😂
Tim: That's great
Dave: we missed Bella at the party though!
Tim: I know, we went up north though for my dads 60th...
Tim: did a fake Christmas as well with friends over the weekend up there
Tim: catch up soon
Dave: Cheers Tim | Tim walked by Dave's house. Dave made Sean a cardboard bus. Bella didn't attend the party. Tim and Dave will catch up soon. |
13716779 | Mark: Anyone fancy a beer after classes? It’s Friday?
Anne: I can’t, I’m tutoring today
Jess: I could, just need to make some rearrangements
Mark: Nice! Anyone else?
Dee: I am so down, I am craving for a beer
Mark: I can always count on you:*
Dee: Always at your service:D
Alex: I can, don’t have any plans
Kate: I’ll be there, but I can be late;( Where we meeting up?
Mark: I think like always, Craft Beers on Marszalkowska | Mark, Jess, Dee and Alex are meeting up at Craft Beers on Marszalkowska today. Kate will be late. Anne can't come due to tutoring. |
13815462 | Natalie: so, how was it?
Dylan: what?
Natalie: you said you were going to a barbershop for the first time!
Natalie: so...? are you looking fresh and fabulous? :D
Dylan: you tell me ;)
Dylan: <file_photo>
Natalie: OMG WOW
Natalie: you're such a snack!
Dylan: thanks! :)
Dylan: i'm not even gonna deny it... i do look great :D
Natalie: was it expensive?
Dylan: not really considering that the barber not only took care of my hair and beard, but also removed my unibrow and hair on my nose
Natalie: hmm, could you try to convince Ian to go to a barber? maybe he'd give it a go, if he saw the effect
Natalie: i want him to get rid of his unibrow so bad...
Dylan: i haven't notice, that he has one
Natalie: yes, he does and i absolutely hate it
Natalie: so, could you talk to him?
Dylan: erm, that would be awkward
Dylan: 'dude, you need to do something with your eyebrows... they look weird...'
Dylan: i mean, come on
Natalie: ok,ok, i get it | Dylan went to a barbershop for the first time. The barber tidied Dylan's facial hair, brows and nose hair. Natalie hates Ian's unibrow. Dylan won't talk to him about it. |
13829199 | Lita: Hi Jane
Jane: Hi Lita
Lita: How's your day?
Jane: Oh, it's ok but I have a terrible headache
Lita: I bet it's the girls
Jane: Sure, children are a blessing but sometimes I'd like to run a way
Lita: I know, my son is seven now but I remember when he was two or three
Jane: Hahaha
Lita: Is Virginia still sick?
Jane: A little but at least she's not crying all the time anymore
Lita: Thank God!
Jane: Tina was making fun of her yesterday, she called her "farty-poop"
Lita: Oh, that's cruel!
Jane: I know but I must admit that after 3 days of Virginia's bowel sickness it made me laugh
Lita: Tina is about to turn 5 years old, right?
Jane: Yes, next week, on Sunday | Jane has a terrible headache because of her children. Virginia is still a little sick. Tina called her "farty-poop" yesterday. Tina's turning 5 years old next week on Sunday. |
13681434 | Joanne: where are you?
Phil: on my way
Phil: give me 15 minutes
Joanne: the dinner is waiting for you
Joanne: and I am waiting for you
Phil: I know sweetie
Phil: I will be home asap | Joanne made dinner for Phil and is waiting for him. Phil is going home. |
13821294 | Gisele: <file_photo>
Gisele: im fuckin pissed off
Jannet: no way...really? :/
Jannet: there's no justice, as always
Gisele: I don't even know why I'm still studying here
Gisele: honestly
Bethany: heeeey what is it
Bethany: oh.....i'm sorry :/ did they give any reason for doing so?
Gisele: nope, they just set it as "not granted"
Gisele: i'm gonna write them an email or something cause this is some rat fuck
Bethany: sounds like an idea...just let us know if they write you back
Gisele: yep
Gisele: what are you ladies doing?
Jannet: i'm doing my nails. wanna come in?
Gisele: i'd love to, but im really not in the mood right now...sorry
Jannet: i get it, Bethany?
Bethany: sure!!! 7pm?
Gisele: ok, i'll be waiting | Bethany will come over to Jannet at 7 pm. |
13681384 | Lidia: Hello Barbra.
Barbra: Hello Lidia. Good to hear from you.
Lidia: I wonder if you'd go to church this Sunday?
Barbra: That's surprising! I haven't been in church for years.
Lidia: I know. But I've been watching you recently...
Barbra: You have? And what?
Lidia: You don't look healthy, my dear. We all should start thinking about our souls.
Barbra: You know what Lidia. Why don't you try a new pair of eyeglasses? | Barbra refuses to accompany Lidia to church. |
13611967 | Dad: Hello love can I pop over to collect my drill?
Sue: Hi dad, yes of course what are you drilling?
Dad: I just need to fix this bloody towel rail in the downstairs loo
Sue: Well Im in all afternoon
Dad: ok love I should be over for 3, will the boys be back from school?
Sue: Thomas will be but Harry is going to football practice straight from school
Sue: you can stay for tea if you like?
Dad: Can I let you know later love?
Sue: Yes of course see up after 3 xxx | Dad wants to come over to Sue's to collect his drill, which he needs to fix a towel rail downstairs. Sue will be at home all afternoon. Dad will pop in at about 3. Thomas will be back from school then, and Harry will have football practice. Sue invites her dad for tea, he will let her know later. |
13728765 | Milena: I got new earrings!
Matt: Show me!
Milena: <file_photo>
Matt: Wow you look fabulous with them!!
Milena: You think Jake is going to like me more with them
Matt: Probably haha
Milena: 😠
Matt: Go see him then
Matt: And wear them | Milena wants to know if Jake is going to like her more with her new earrings. |
13864633 | Teddy: Are you going to be here on Feb 6?
Ann: possibly
Ann: I haven't bought a ticket yet
Miriam: I'll be "here", you mean Pisa?
Teddy: of course
Sean: yes, I'm in Pisa as well
Teddy: Laura is going to visit
Teddy: I'm renting a car and we're going to Saturnia
Ann: to the hot springs?
Teddy: at least this is the plan
Ann: how nice
Miriam: but what day?
Teddy: we want to avoid crowds
Teddy: so I was thinking about Tuesday
Teddy: what do you think?
Sean: this is a very nice idea
Teddy: you want to join?
Sean: very much, I have to ask my boss first though
Ann: I'll let you know as soon as I've bought the ticket
Miriam: I can't :( | Laura is going to visit Pisa. Teddy is renting a car and they're going to Saturnia, probably on Tuesday. Sean wants to join but he must ask his boss first. |
13681528 | Kate: Did you find the keys?
Tim: Yes, I put it in my pocket....
Kate: LOL, classic you. | Tim found the keys he had actually put in his pocket. |
13611909 | Liz: Hello Laurien, we've booked your cottage via airbnb beginning next Monday. Could you pls provide us with the directions to it?
Laurien in Buxton: Hello Liz and Terry! That's correct and the cottage is easy to find. Actually I'll be going there myself in an hour, so the simplest way will be that I'll send you Share My Location from there to your Whatapp. It will work then as a map. Would that be fine?
Liz: Thank you, that should do the trick. But to be on the safe side, can we have the address too?Just for our car navigation.
Laurien in Buxton: Yes of course but it won't be to much avail. All navigation systems fail to find it I'm afraid. But I'll give the name of my local pub, it's only 3,6 miles away from my cottage. The Kings Table on Quarnford, Buxton SK17 0SN. Once you are there, head for Wildboardclough, it's signposted, and you are soon on the map.
Liz: Well it still sounds complicated but we'll give it a try. Do you think we may ask for directions in the pub?
Laurien in Buxton: By all means! Just mention Oldhagsboards to the publican and he'll give you precise directions. He's my nephew and I'll tell him that you'll be coming.
Liz: Splendid! I don't think we'll manage before dark though.
Laurien in Buxton: As long as you're in the pub before last orders, it's alright :))
Liz: And a pint at the end of a long drive will be welcome too! Thank you Laurien.
Laurien in Buxton: You'll be alright. And don't hesitate to contact me if you need something. I usually reply within half an hour.
Liz: Very kind of you. Thank you! | Liz's booked a stay in Laurien in Buxton's cottage starting from Monday. Laurien in Buxton'll share the exact location of the cottage by WhatsApp. The cottage is located 3,6 miles away from the local pub. Once in the pub, Liz should mention Oldhagsboards to the publican to obtain precise directions. |
13828311 | Elaine: Stacey, did u see the last episode of '4 better & 4 worse'?
Stacey: Yes, OMG, it was sooo exciting.
Elaine: I was hoping John & Jacky would end up together though!
Stacey: I know, eh? They had so many problems along the way
Stacey: And it seemed that things were looking up 4 them.
Elaine: And out of nowhere that dreadful accident.
Stacey: Ugh, they kept me in suspense until the last minute!
Elaine: And that season finale in the hospital...
Stacey: Now we have 2 wait all summer to find out what will happen next! | Elaine and Stacey watched the last episode of '4 better & 4 worse' and liked it. Now they have to wait all summer for next episodes. |
13731100 | Ruby: <file_video>
Aaron: What's this?
Ruby: Watch it :)
Aaron: Awww! You remembered!
Ruby: Sure did ;)
Aaron: Thank you! You're awesome!
Ruby: Don't mention it :)
Aaron: And you went through all that trouble for me?
Ruby: Yes, stupid ;)
Aaron: Words fail me ;)
Ruby: I think the first time ever ;)
Aaron: Lol | Ruby sends Aaron a video as a surprise gift. |
13865091 | Mike: Patrick I've seen you're playing Kingdom Hearts
Mike: how's the game, is it good?
Patrick: it's freaking awesome
Patrick: but I'm telling you this as a longtime fan of the series
Joey: look guys I've found this <file_other>
Mike: :O
Joey: it's a summarised plot of all the games
Joey: and it's in chronological order
Mike: great I'm gonna read it
Patrick: haha good luck
Patrick: the plot is crazy
Patrick: so seriously good luck :D
Mike: man I'd like to borrow the game once you've finished
Patrick: sure no problem
Joey: me too! one day ;)
Mike: oh boy
Mike: I've read the entire article
Mike: <file_gif>
Mike: my head just exploded :D
Patrick: xD
Patrick: not surprised at all
Patrick: like I said, the plot is seriously fucked up :D
Joey: totally | Patrick loves the game. Mike read the summary. He wants to borrow the game from Patrick and so does Joey. |
13680681 | Greta: what do u want 4 dinner?
Mark: maybe some fish?
Greta: with chips?
Mark: and is there any fish without chips?
Greta: right, forgot whom I talking with
Greta: need a lemmon, buy some on your way home
Mark: everything for my fish :D | Mark wants fish and chips for dinner. He will get some lemon for it on his way home. |
13820413 | Sonny: Who's running today? I have planned a 5k route along the river for who's interested? Start at 7.30 at the library.
Femm: oh no, what a shame, I haven't got childcare, I'd love to join next time though!
Bianca: I'll come along, can I bring a friend?
Sonny: the more the better!
Sienna: I'm in!
Victor: I can't tonight, sorry
Tracy: not for me today
James: I'll be there
Katie: I can do tonight!
Jacqueline: ME!!
Sonny: Great, see you tonight peops. Don't forget to all wear your yellow vests! | Sonny planned a 5 kilometer route for running with a starting point at the library, at 7:30. Bianca, Sienna, James, Katie and Jacqueline are in. Bianca will bring a friend. Femm can't leave her child. Victor and Tracy can't make it tonight. Yellow vests are necessary for running after dark. |
13862304 | Lilly: GOAT!!
Samantha: I'm weak
Samantha: hahahah
Lilly: Where did u get that?
Samantha: Sam sent me the link yesterday
Lilly: I've been ghosting him recently
Samantha: :) | Sam has sent the link to Samantha yesterday. Lilly has been ghosting him recently. |
13821249 | Liesbeth: <file_photo>
Veronica: Wowowowow *.*
Veronica: You look hot!!
Liesbeth: ;-)
Charlie: Did you change your hair??
Liesbeth: Nooo, just new dress & jewelry
Veronica: Red suits you!!
Liesbeth: Thx a lot ;-)
Charlie: What was the occasion?
Liesbeth: Brad invited me for dinner
Liesbeth: It was our 2nd anniversary ;-)
Charlie: Omg, how time flies
Veronica: I didn't know you had an anniversary!! Congrats <3 | Charlie and Veronica think Lisabeth looks great. Brad invited her for dinner for their second anniversary. |
13730632 | Paul: Hello, would you like to take part in a survey on X stroe customer service?
Kim: uhh ok how long will this take?
Paul: not long about 5 minutes
Kim: ok sure
Paul: how would you rate your last visit to Xstore.com on a scale of 1-5?
Kim: 3
Paul: How would you rate the clothing available at Xstore on a scale of 1-5
Kim: 4
Paul: How would you rate the UI of Xstore.com on a scale of 1-5?
Kim: 4
Paul: How would you rate Customer Service on Xstore.com on a scale of 1-5?
Kim: 3
Paul: Is there anything we could do to make Xstore.com better?
Kim: please change the page, it's very difficult to read
Paul: Thank you for your input and time | Kim takes part in Paul's survey on customer service of Xstore.com. On a scale of 1-5 she's to rate her last visit to the page, the clothing available there, the UI and the customer services. She would also change the page as it's difficult to read. |
13819213 | Ali: We should meet soon, guys
Robert: why not even tonight?
Andrew: I'm planned, sorry
Irene: yes, for tonight is a bit too late for me
Ali: Maybe Friday
Irene: perfect, also Andrew is free I believe
Andrew: I am
Robert: good also for me! | Ali, Robert, Andrew and Irene will meet on Friday. |
13829872 | Barbara: Babe are you still coming on Sunday?
Barbara: Will you be here around the same time as last time?
Hailey: Yes dear, most likely I'll arrive around 3
Hailey: I'll bring along the organic shampoo
Hailey: I found one that is much cheaper from one of the outlets
Barbara: 👌 cool
Barbara: Give me a quick call when you are on the way
Hailey: 👍 | Hailey will arrive around 3 on Sunday and will bring the organic shampoo. |
13819993 | Oscar: Do you think we should be worried about the possibility of world war 3?
Owen: I think the situation on the east of Europe is getting warmer but hey...
Owen: They are not telling it on the news but I have a friend from Ukraine and she told me that the east of her county is a total mess
Porter: really?
Oscar: do you mean from the time of the annexation of the Crimean Peninsula?
Owen: yep, she lives there and old me that bullets are flying in the air every day
Porter: omg it must be so horrifying
Oscar: it is so strange that we don't hear anything about this on the news | After the annexation of Crimean Peninsula, the situation in the east Ukraine is dangerous as Owen's Ukrainian friend reports. |
13811795 | Frances: <file_picture>
Frances: Look and guess! Where are we? :D
Harold: OMG, is that Strawberry Café?
Frances: Yes indeed!
Harold: You said you wouldn't have time off?
Frances: well one of the meetings got cancelled so we decided to go for a coffee :D
Harold: lucky ducky! Have fun then…
Harold: <file_gif>
Frances: we surely will! Hugs! | One of the meetings was cancelled and Frances is at Strawberry Café. |
13829663 | Ian: I just got back!
Ian: We need to catch up mate!
Boris: Omg! that's great!
Boris: how was it? how was the flight?
Ian: Flight was long and tiring, but I was so ready to get back home that it didn't matter
Boris: How many hours?
Ian: 32h, 2 layovers, very long though
Boris: oh man, that is definitely super long
Ian: I know, but I was short on money so I had to budget this flight
Boris: So good to have you back, man! So good
Ian: I can't wait to see you, it's been quite a year
Boris: I know! So many things changed with me too!
Ian: how about Saturday?
Boris: I'll ask my lady, and let you know! I'd love you to meet her!
Ian: Oh man! a lot has changed :D
Boris: haha just a bit:D it's kinda fresh thing but I think she might be it:D
Boris: I need your opinion
Ian: Sounds promising:D Let me know if you guys can! We have to catch up definitely
Boris: I'll let you know asap! If she can't we'll meet anyway, it's been too long mate! | Ian and Boris are keen to catch up after Ian has been on a long trip away. Boris would like Ian to meet his lady. |
13729374 | Dayna: Is this some private account?
Kim: Jap :B
Dayna: So many post :O
Dayna: Gosh you are so happy on every photo
Dayna: I miss seeing you!
Kim: I miss seeing you too ☹☹☹
Kim: <file_gif>
Dayna: hahaha Here I post pics that are too awkward for my normal profile XD | Dayna discovers Kim's second profile with awkward pictures. They miss each other. |
13716707 | Sean: <file_other>
Christine: Of course nothing has changed, the women in this country have every reason not to believe this notorious liar.
Jacob: Christine? That’s an upper-class caste in Southern India, notably in the State of Tamil Nadu.
Charles: Jacob To be short . Scums
Sean: Think you meant lyre; a mellifluous but mendacious instrument.
Christine: Jacob did I write that wrong. I am German. How good can you write in German, cleverpants?
Jacob: Christine Oh yeah. How good can you write in Malayalam, Tamil, Hindi, Kannada, and Arabic?
Jacob: Learn how to recognize your flaws prior to engaging in pointless debates.
Christine: Jacob Idiot.
Jacob: Christine Bigot bitch.
Christine: Jacob you are boring. I shut you up now.
Jacob: Christine I dont want to talk to you anymore.
Sean: It's "liar", even English born people commonly get it wrong. | Christine is German. She and Jacob have just had a pointless fight. |
13819892 | Parker: Have you seen the game?
Tom: It was mind-blowing !!
Greg: Awesome!! | Parker, Tom and Greg have watched the game. |
13829449 | Mary: hello, could I have those capsules?. Whats the address?
Lisa: Hi, I'm at home write now. So come by , Green Square 12
Mary: OK, ill be around 8pm, whats the flat nr?
Lisa: it is not my flat so Iam not allowed to forward that, but i will wait outside, second entrance. message me when your there
Mary: dont have net on my phone i will just wait outside at 8
Lisa: this is my nr 123456789
Mary: ok see you
Lisa: (Y) | Mary will pick up capsules from Lisa at Green Square 12 at 8 pm. Lisa will be waiting outside. |
13819445 | Tom: Hi! I've seen in the news what's happening down there
Tom: are you safe?
Andrea: yes, I think it's more or less under control
Tom: I've seen some videos
Tom: quite spectacular
Lorenzo: sure, Etna is spectacular
Andrea: and powerful
Tom: have you felt the earthquake?
Andrea: sure, I think everybody felt it
Tom: and no damages
Andrea: sure, there are
Andrea: some cracks in walls in our house
Lorenzo: in mine as well unfortunately
Tom: is it safe to stay there?
Lorenzo: we hope so, but there are some officials controlling the situation
Lorenzo: they closed a few old churches
Tom: ok, I hope everything will be fine
Tom: and no tsunami :P
Lorenzo: I hope not, like in Indonesia
Tom: yeah, all volcanos active all of a sudden | There appeared some cracks in walls of both Andrea and Lorenzo's houses due to the earthquake caused by Etna. The officials've closed a few old churches but Lorenzo hopes it's safe to stay there. |
13716696 | Jill: i am so mad at him right now
Jill: i am fucking sick of it
Kate: what did he do again?
Martina: how can you put up with that guy...
Jill: he went for a beer with his boys last night
Jill: he was supposed to come back by fucking 11 pm
Jill: and he came at 3 am, drunk as shit, didn't respond to any of my calls
Kate: lol.. this is absurd
Kate: it's not the first time it happens is it?
Jill: no lol, it's like the fifth time this year
Martina: he is such an asshole, you should've dumped him long time ago ;/
Kate: ye, he can't just keep disappearing whenever he feels like it
Kate: that's not fair and who the hell knows what he is doing
Jill: do you think he cheated on me?
Jill: i don't know what to think anymore
Martina: well did he say where he was?
Jill: he said they just went to Mike's and he lost track of time
Jill: usual excuse...
Kate: that's what he always says lol stupid prick
Kate: i don't know if he cheated, maybe he is telling the truth
Kate: but even if he didn't then it's not an excuse of how he behaves
Martina: yeah he totally has no respect for you girl
Martina: you either give him hell or dump him, he needs to change
Jill: he is still sleeping... i will talk to him when he wakes up
Jill: i will let you guys know
Kate: yeah but be strong girl
Martina: we are here for you :*
Jill: thanks <3 :* | Jill is mad with her boyfriend. He went for a beer with his friends last night and came back at 3 am totally drunk. He didn't respond to Jill's calls. Jill will talk to him when he wakes up. |
13863252 | Paul: Hey Rosie ❤️
Rosemary: Hey Paolooo
Paul: i had so much fun last time we met
Paul: i miss you already
Rosemary: miss you too
Rosemary: <file_gif>
Paul: <file_gif>
Paul: <file_gif>
Paul: yesterday i quit my job
Rosemary: wait what? 😱
Paul: yeah im pissed
Paul: they fired most of my friends
Paul: so i quit
Rosemary: 😱
Paul: dont worry ive been saving money for long time
Paul: i'll find sth soon😎
Rosemary: good luck 😘 | Paul quit his job yesterday because most of his friends got laid off. He has money saved and will find a new job soon. |
13611503 | Nina: What's new?
Paul: Oh, so many changes. I'm moving to New York!
Nina: Get out! How come??
Paul: Well, they offered me a job as a teacher.
Nina: Amazing! You so deserve it!
Paul: Thanks, Nina! I appreciate it. So now it's chaos, I'm packing and looking for a flat.
Nina: If you need help with anything just give me a call, OK?
Paul: Sure thing, thank you so much! | Paul is moving to New York to work there as a teacher. Paul is preoccupied with packing and looking for a flat. |
13680517 | Vic: good evening
Boss: good evening
Vic: I'm sorry I contact with you by this platform but I have lost my phone
Vic: I can't come to the office tomorrow
Boss: why?
Vic: I have to go to the police station tomorrow to make statement about my stolen stuff
Boss: oh I'm sorry to hear that
Boss: of course I understand | Vic won't come to the office tomorrow as he needs to go to the police station. |
13680773 | Peggy: Hi Jane, I saw your question on the forum. Are u still looking for this book?
Jane: Hi Peggy! Yes, I do :)
Peggy: I'll be in Belgium at the beginning of December so I could buy it here and give it to u then
Jane: OMG thx <3 just let me check the price
Jane: the thing is, I will probably need this book for my classes
Peggy: If you decide you want that I'll check the local store to see if they can deliver it
Peggy: So tell me soon if you want it
Jane: Sure!
Peggy: it wouldn't be a problem for them to deliver it by the end of November
Jane: so you live in Portugal right now, not it Brazil?
Peggy: Portugal, Lisbon to be more exact
Jane: Cool!
Peggy: I got married two years ago
Jane: Congrats :)
Peggy: You met my hubbie when we ran into you years ago in a shopping centre
Jane: I had a feeling that it's a serious relationship
Jane: Look, how about we hang out when you'll be here?
Peggy: Totally!
Jane: I'm moving in with my boyfriend, it's not a marriage but it gets pretty serious :)
Peggy: Oh, nice :)
Peggy: And hanging out sounds nice!
Jane: Will you have time for it?
Peggy: I'll have a free week so I'm pretty sure I'll find so time
Jane: OK, so by the end of November write me to schedule sth
Jane: there are some cool places to go to
Peggy: I don't know your town so I'll go wherever you'll drag me ;)
Jane: :)
Peggy: Don't forget to tell me if u want that book or not
Jane: Sure!
Peggy: I have to get going, kisses! | Peggy can give the book to Jane when she travels to Belgium at the beginning of December. Jane will let Peggy know if she wants the book. Peggy will write to Jane at the end of November to schedule their meeting. |
13816295 | Sara: Hi dear, I'm going shopping and was wondering what I should make for dinner.
Ana: Hm, good question.
Sara: Is Daniel allergic to anything?
Ana: Allergic no, but lactose intolerant.
Sara: That definitely doesn't make it easier.
Ana: If it's a problem, don't worry about it. He can take his medication and should be fine.
Sara: No, no, no, I'll figure something out :)
Ana: But really, Sara, Daniel's absolutely fine, don't go out of your way just for us.
Sara: Nonsense. I was thinking about making many varied dishes than just one. What cuisine do you like?
Ana: I'm not a picky eater and Daniel's quite adventurous, so we're easy, except for Daniel's intolerance.
Sara: Ok, fusion it is then :)
Ana: Do you need me to bring anything?
Sara: Hm, maybe something sweet, if you don't mind?
Ana: No problem at all!
Sara: Perfect, I'm awful at baking, so I'd appreciate your help with that. | Sara is looking for dinner ideas that would take Daniel's lactose intolerance into consideration. Ana will bring dessert at her request. |
13729810 | Mark: Howdy!
Ben: Yo.
Mark: You comin'?
Ben: Yup. Just getting things done in my home and I'm leaving.
Mark: I'm waiting outside in a car.
Ben: Ok. Give me 2 minutes.
Ben: I need to feed my cats.
Mark: xD | Ben needs 2 minutes to feed his cats and he'll come down to meet Mark in the car. |
13681881 | Alanna: heeeey, I need your advice!
Sam: hahha, ok what’s up
Alanna: so I think I want to do something new with my hair! Do you think I would look with blonde hair ???? 💇🏼♀️
Sam: lol I think it depends on the blonde
Alanna: hmm, well, I’m thinking like Brittany Spears blonde when she was a cutie
Sam: haha well when you put it like that, then I think you should go for it
Alanna: are you just saying that?
Sam: haha yeah, lil bit, I’m not sure it fits her personality, but you know, you do you. 😘
Alanna: thanks girl, appreciate the honesty ♥️ | Alanna will dye her hair blond after consultation with Sam. |
13827960 | Fred: are you watching the Rockets atm?
Chris: no, why should I?
Chris: I'm not rooting for them
Fred: Harden is having a game of his life
Fred: an offensive unstoppable machine
Chris: you just described most of his games recently
Chris: and still you forgot to add - and a liability when it comes to defense
Fred: defense is not fun to watch
Chris: but it wins you games
Chris: just as much as your Harden does, if not more
Fred: you take the fun of everything | Fred asks Chris if he's watching basketball game of Houston Rockets. Fred is impressed with James Harden's offensive skills. Chris is unimpressed with Harden's defensive skills, which are vital for winning games. |
13810207 | Harvey: Update?
Michelle: Too soon, still researching.
Harvey: That is an update, Michelle.
Michelle: Fine.
Harvey: I can't wait all day.
Michelle: If you stop texting me, I could get on with it!
Harvey: Fair point.
Michelle: Besides, half of this stuff is black hat. I can't see most of it.
Harvey: Why not?
Michelle: It installs bugs on my computer.
Harvey: Oh, right.
Michelle: It's fine. I'm back on it.
Harvey: Thanks. | Michelle is still researching and Harvey cannot wait all day for the update. Michelle can't see most of the things as it's black hat and it installs bugs on her computer. |
13729048 | Marc: Do you have any contacts left at Xcomapny
George: uhh no clue
Marc: could you find out still?
George: I guess
George: but why?
George: what do you need?
Marc: I need some info on their new project
George: yikes maybe you shouldn't say anymore lol
Marc: hehehe yeah I guess
Marc: let me know please
George: sure no prob | George will find out if he has any contacts left at Xcomapny at Marc's request. Marc needs information on their new project. |
13809964 | John: I've just been sacked...
Sally: Oh Fuck!! What happened?
John: Apparently some numpties have complained about my work performance and Rick has said that this is not the first time this has happened.
Sally: People are suck dicks. I bet it was over nothing.
John: To make it worse Rick reckons that other staff members have also been complaining about me.
Sally: Fuckers! It's not as though this will get them anywhere. It's not exactly a highly specialised and high flying job where they'd stand to gain something by doing so. FFS!
John: Yeah people are absolute pricks. They probably hate their life so they try to make everyone else's life as miserable at theirs in order to make themselves feel better.
Sally: Yeah, miserable cunts! Fuck them!
John: I'd like to but I really need the job to pay my bills and rent and with Xmas just around the corner it will be extra hard trying to find something to replace it.
Sally: True that. But at least you get extra holidays until you find the next dead end job. :-)
John: I guess that's one way of looking at it.
John: Really sick and tired of knocking my head against the wall. Whenever I find a good job the fuckening comes and things fuck up big time. Feels like I can't win.
Sally: I know. Poor you! xox
Sally: Maybe try to look at it form a different angle. Losing this job gives you an opportunity to find a better one.
John: I like your positive approach but with my luck I'll just get another dead end job that will equally as bad, if not worse than this one.
Sally: I know ti feels really bad at this moment but trust me things happen for a reason and when you look back in 6 months time you'll want to thank them for sacking you. There was nothing that you really enjoyed about this job. So in some ways it's not a loss but a blessing in disguise to lose it.
John: Maybe... I don't know anymore.
John: Going to go home to drink some beer and watch Netflix on the sofa. See how I feel about it tomorrow. | John lost his job because other staff members complained about him and his work performance. Sally tries to cheer him up. |
13865298 | Jane: Don't ever go to La Perle :<
Eddie: Why? You love this place
Jane: Used to love this place, not any more
Anne: We've just been there with Jane and Ella
Anne: Now we're getting out ER
Eddie: Dear god what happened?! Are you all right?
Jane: Now I'm good, but they almost killed me
Jane: You know I'm allergic to peanuts
Eddie: Oh no they didn't...
Anne: we ordered some cake, Jane asked for a cheesecake just to be sure
Jane: I told them I'm allergic and they ensured me there's not even a trace of peanuts
Jane: I started swelling after the first bite - apparently there were crushed nuts in the crust
Eddie: I think you should sue them. They really could have killed you
Anne: I told her the same thing, who knows how many people they killed?
Jane: I just don't get how ignorant you have to be to do something like this | Jane, Anne and Ella have been to La Perle. Jane ate cheesecake and got an allergic reaction. They are getting out of ER. |
13681111 | Rick: <file_gif>
Amy: wtf man
Rick: what?
Amy: This fuckin scared me
Rick: what did?
Amy: Stop bullshitting me, I'm seriously afraid of the Ring. That movie fucked up my childhood
Rick: Don't know what you talkin about :->
Amy: Just don't send me gifs like that. They really scare the shit out of me and its not funny
Rick: it is to me :D
Amy: fuck you man | Amy doesn't enjoy gifs with the Ring because she's scared of the movie. |
13829275 | Mick: Real - Ajax tonight!
Simon: I'm hitting the road soon.
Simon: Keep me poated.
Simon: *Posted
Mick: Poor guy.
Mick: Sure I will!
Simon: Gonna be back on 19th Feb, let's meet then.
Mick: Okay. Good luck there. Cheers!
Simon: Cheers! | There is a match between Real and Ajax tonight. Simon can't watch it, because he's leaving soon. He will be back on the 19th of February. |
13818566 | David: babe, are you on your way home?
Jordyn: i'll be in 20 minutes :)
David: that's great :) your amazing husband (aka me) prepared a delicious dinner for his beloved wife :*
Jordyn: :D what's on the menu?
David: coq au vin :)
Jordyn: wow, fancy! :D | David prepared a coq au vin for dinner for his wife Jordyn. |
13812611 | Nathan: Hi, long time no talk!
Sarah: Oh hi Nathan! So happy to hear you!
Nathan: Are you still into manga?
Sarah: Ha, funny thing. I wasn't, but recently I decided to give it another try.
Sarah: Why are you asking?
Nathan: I bought two tickets to Animatsuri for the manga days and my friend just stood me up.
Sarah: That'd be great, thanks!
Sarah: Welp, not great you got stood up, but I'd glad go with you :)
Nathan: Cool! Sending you the details, meet you there!
Nathan: <file_other>
Nathan: And poster
Nathan: <file_photo> | Nathan invites Sarah to Animatsuri for the manga days. She accepts. |
13728166 | Amelia: look what i've found!!!
Amelia: <file_other>
Megan: new year's eve singles ball? are you for real?
Megan: are we THAT desparate?
Amelia: come on, it's gonna be fun!
Amelia: i mean, it can also be reallyyy weird, but no risk no fun :D
Megan: haha, you're insane
Megan: you know, it's gonna be the cringiest experience of our lives...?
Megan: ok, i'll go with you, you little nut
Megan: but i'm gonna be grumpy and awkward all night long :p
Amelia: yay!!! :D :D :D
Megan: :D | Amelia wants to go to the new year's eve singles ball. Megan will join her but she is sceptical about it. |
13828540 | Muhammad: did you know that apparently there's something called "quarter-life crisis"? :D
David: sounds like buzzfeed crap
Muhammad: no, check this out, it makes sense
Muhammad: <file_other>
David: still not convinced
David: you can deal with all of these disappointments at different age
Muhammad: don't you think there is a certain tendency...?
David: umm to me it's just too far-fetched | David doesn't like the idea of the "quarter-life crisis" Muhammad shares with him. |
13680959 | Luke: <file_video>
Luke: look at my children
Luke: they are absolutely cute
Bryan: buddy, I'm sure they are and that you love them
Bryan: but I'm not a family guy
Luke: oh, you have to get ready for children
Luke: it's high time
Bryan: the problem is that the girls I meet are good for one night only
Bryan: and not for being mother of my children
Luke: it's just bad appointment
Luke: you know how I met my wife
Bryan: how?
Luke: i was at the party and she was so wasted that she gave me the best blowjob in my life
Bryan: what?
Bryan: I don't know if you should told me that
Luke: do you think I'm proud of that?
Luke: what i try to say is that girls for one night can stay in your life forever
Bryan: I would rather have a decent one
Bryan: not a slutty bitch | Luke suggests that Bryan should be preparing himself for having children. Bryan claims that all the girls he meets wouldn't be good mothers. Luke confessed that he met his future wife at the party. |
13727817 | Emily: I'm so tired...
Brad: You've been working 10 hours straight, no wonder you feel tired.
Emily: I need to get some rest. Time for a pause.
Brad: Good idea.
Emily: I think I'll go to bed, get some sleep.
Brad: What time do you need to get up tomorrow?
Emily: Around 8:00. I have a client at 9:30.
Brad: Good night then!
Emily: Good night! | Emily is tired, because she worked a lot. She goes to sleep. She wakes up at 8 am, as she has a meeting at 9:30. |
13829124 | Sally: Do you need any help?
Jo: No thanks, I am OK at the moment :-)
Sally: Good. If you need anything just let me know :-)
Jo: I am good at this stage, but I hate double checking things and I never see my own mistakes.
Sally: So you do need my help :-) No problem. When do you think you'll be done?
Jo: By 3pm?
Sally: Perfect, I will drop by.
Jo: Thank you, you're so nice :-) | Sally will drop by Jo's at 3pm to help her. |
13818660 | Zayden: Weird question maybe but don't you happen to have a spare keyboard lying around at home?
Kailee: Uhh... Dunno if you could call it a spare one, but I don't really use my desktop too much...?
Kailee: What do you need it for?
Zayden: Mine doesn't seem to be working but I need to confirm if it's an issue with the keyboard or the computer itself.
Zayden: So if I could borrow yours for a while, it would be great. I just need to check one thing and I can give it back to you.
Kailee: Sure, I don't see why not | Zayden wants to borrow a keyboard from Kailee in order to check if there's a problem with his keyboard or the computer itself. |
13864665 | Lia: Are you flying from Roma Ciampino?
John: no, Fiumicino
Kim: why?
Lia: good, much better connections | John is flying from the Roma Fiumicino airport. |
13828394 | Nadia: I started watching Russian Doll but I'm afraid it will be like the groundhog day
Jolene: i love the groundhog day!
Nadia: me too but I don't want the show that's just a rip-off
Jolene: I think it's good, the reviews are very good
Nadia: if it's gonna end in the same way I'm gonna be so pissed off
Jolene: lol
Jolene: calm your tits, it's just a show | Nadia is watching Russian Doll and is afraid that it will be a rip-off from Groundhog Day. |
13727777 | Kylie: when is the lecture starting? and which classroom?
Olivia: 2:30 PM and it's in the biggest one, 211 I think
Kylie: great, see you there?
Olivia: yeah, see you :) | Kylie's and Olivia's lecture starts at 2:30 PM in room 211. |