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After her glow up, she looks absolutely stunning. | Post her transformation, she doth appear most resplendent. |
He's basically the CEO of making hilarious memes. | In truth, he is akin to the chief sovereign of crafting jestful images. |
Cancel culture has become quite prevalent in today's society. | The practice of shaming, known as 'cancel culture,' hath grown widespread in our current society. |
I totally stan that artist, their work is amazing! | I verily am enthralled by yonder artist; their craft is wondrous! |
He's an e-boy who expresses himself through his online presence. | He is an e-youth who doth convey his essence via his presence in the ethereal realm. |
Scoring the winning goal was a total W for the team. | Securing the triumphant score was a complete victory for the troupe. |
This cake is absolutely dank, I love it! | This cake is verily exquisite, I do take great delight in it! |
He started ghosting me after two dates. | Post twain meetings, he began to shun my correspondence. |
She's feeling salty because she didn't get the promotion. | She harbors bitterness, for she was not granted the advancement. |
When I tripped in the cafeteria, it was a big yikes moment. | Upon my tumble in the feasting hall, 'twas a moment of such grand embarrassment, mere 'yikes' falls short. |
Her style is so boujee, always dressed in the finest silks. | Her fashion is of such sumptuous extravagance, ever adorned in silken fabrics most resplendent. |
I'm finna start my new job next week. | Anon, I am to commence mine new vocation come the morrow's week. |
He said he caught a huge fish, but I think that's cap. | He proclaimed to have ensnared a fish of great size, yet I surmise this tale to be naught but a falsehood. |
I'm high-key excited about the concert tonight! | I am overtly and most effusively enthused about this night's concert! |
That style is so cheugy, it's definitely out of fashion. | Yon style is utterly cheugy, standing assuredly outside the bounds of current fashion. |
He's totally simping for her, buying gifts all the time. | Verily, he doth lavish upon her with gifts in excess, a clear sign of his doting affections. |
Their approach to fashion is so camp, yet surprisingly popular. | Their method in attire is wrought with camp, a manner both ironic and yet strangely well-received. |
Have you seen Alex today? Looking like a total snack! | Hast thou glimpsed Alex on this day? Appearing as a personage most fetching and comely! |
TFW you get off work early on a Friday. | That sensation when one is released early from toil on the day of Freya. |
It's important to stay woke in these times. | In these epochs, 'tis of utmost importance to remain acutely politically aware. |
I'm just gonna sip tea and watch the drama unfold. | I shall merely partake of my tea and observe as the theatrics unfurl before mine eyes. |
After losing the game, it felt like a big L. | Post the game's defeat, it didst feel as a substantial loss. |
He's so annoying, I told him to take several seats. | His irksomeness doth exceed, whereupon I bade him to seat himself in multiple chairs. |
Her outfit had so much drip, it was amazing. | Her garb possessed such abundance of swank, it was verily astonishing. |
That new song is a total bop, I can't stop listening! | Yon new melody is an utter delight, I am unable to cease mine ears from attending! |
Sheesh, did you see how well he played? | Forsooth, didst thou observe the excellence of his play? |
That's an iykyk moment for sure. | Verily, that is a moment of 'if thou knowest, thou knowest.' |
The thought of moving is living rent-free in my head. | The contemplation of relocation doth dwell in my thoughts without charge. |
This new flavor of ice cream really hits different. | This novel savor of frozen cream doth strike a disparate chord. |
You want to go to the movies? Bet! | Dost thou wish to attend the moving pictures? Agreed! |
Let's do a quick vibe check before the meeting. | Let us conduct a swift assay of the spirit ere the congregation. |
I'm right, and that's on periodt! | I am correct, and upon that, I lay great emphasis! |
Talk like that again, and you're gonna catch these hands. | Speak thus once more, and thou shalt find thyself amidst a skirmish. |
If she keeps talking about me, I'm going to drag her. | Should she persist in her discourse regarding me, I shall be compelled to deride her thoroughly. |
He managed to finesse his way into the party. | He deftly contrived to inveigle his passage into the festivity. |
That joke was so funny, I'm weak! | Such jest was of such mirth, I am overcome with laughter! |
She's definitely the main character in her own life story. | Verily, she is the paramount personage in her own life's tale. |
Hey sis, what's up? | Greetings, kin or friend, what news dost thou bring? |
That meme is sending me, I can't stop laughing. | Yon jestful image doth dispatch me into fits of laughter, I cannot desist. |
This song really slaps, I love it! | This melody doth resound with vigor, it pleaseth me greatly! |
This dish is bussin', it's so delicious! | This repast is of rare delight, 'tis wondrously savory! |
His story sounds a bit sus, don't you think? | His tale bears a tinge of suspicion, dost thou not agree? |
She came in looking snatched in that dress. | She entered, appearing most fetching in yon gown. |
He's got a lot of guap after that deal. | Post yon transaction, he is possessed of a substantial sum. |
Look at that smol puppy, so cute! | Behold yon diminutive hound, of such endearing countenance! |
This ain't it, chief, we need to rethink our strategy. | This, verily, is not the path, leader; we must reconsider our stratagem. |
She can be really extra at times, but it's entertaining. | At times she exhibits an excess of flamboyance, yet 'tis amusing. |
His clapback to the criticism was epic. | His retort to the censure was of epic proportion. |
Many consider him the G.O.A.T. in his field. | Many do regard him as the Greatest of All Time in his domain. |
Homie just finessed his way into the VIP like a boss. | The fellow did artfully maneuver himself into the esteemed gathering as though he were nobility. |
Man, that joke got me weak, for real! | Verily, that jest hath rendered me helpless with mirth! |
She be the main character everywhere she goes, no doubt. | In every place she treadeth, she is the undoubted protagonist of her own story. |
Yo sis, what's good? | Hail, companion, what tidings dost thou bring? |
Bruh, that meme is straight sending me! | Brethren, that humorous image doth verily transport me to laughter! |
This track slaps hard, fam! | This musical piece resonates with great fervor, my kin! |
Yo, this pizza is bussin', no cap. | Behold, this pizza is of exceptional savor, I utter no falsehoods. |
Something 'bout his story seems sus, ya feel? | Aught in his narrative doth ring of suspicion, dost thou perceive it? |
Girl walked in looking straight snatched! | The maiden entered, appearing most splendid and well-arrayed! |
Dude's rolling in guap after that hustle. | The lad findeth himself abundant in coin following that endeavor. |
Check out that smol pupper, too cute! | Direct thine eyes towards that petite canine, exceeding in cuteness! |
Nah, this ain't it, chief, back to the drawing board. | Nay, this course is amiss, leader; we must return to our plans anew. |
She's always so extra, but it's all love. | Her disposition ever tends towards the extravagant, yet 'tis all in affection. |
His clapback was fire, shut it down real quick. | His rejoinder was aflame with wit, swiftly quelling the matter. |
Everybody in the hood knows he's the G.O.A.T. | All within our quarters acknowledge him as the peerless one in his craft. |
If you have something to say, just @ me, don't talk behind my back. | If thou hast words to utter, address me directly, speak not in shadows. |
It's hot asl today. | The heat this day is as the very hells. |
They were about to bang 30s right there in the street. | They stood on the brink of engaging in fisticuffs directly upon the public thoroughfare. |
She's gonna beat her face before we hit the club. | Ere we venture to the revelry, she shall apply her cosmetics with great artistry. |
You wanna go to the movies? Bet! | Dost thou wish to partake in a cinematic viewing? Agreed! |
He was big mad after losing the game. | Post the game's loss, he was engulfed in a tempest of fury. |
When he slipped on the banana peel, it was a big yikes. | Upon his tumble o'er the banana skin, 'twas a moment of great mortification. |
She's boujee with her designer clothes, but he's just being bougie trying to show off. | She doth embrace opulence with her tailored attire, whilst he merely feigns grandeur in his display. |
This pizza is bussin', seriously good! | This pizza is of exceptional savor, verily delightful! |
He says he didn't take the money, but that's cap. | He claims innocence in the matter of the coins, yet that is a falsehood. |
If you're cappin', you gonna catch these hands? | Dost thou speak falsely? Art thou prepared to engage in fisticuffs? |
That fit is hella cheugy, fam. | That attire is exceedingly outdated, my dear friend. |
Her clapback was fire, she roasted 'em good. | Her swift retort was fierce, she roasted them effectively. |
The situation was so cringe, it had me shook. | The circumstance was incredibly embarrassing, it left me greatly perturbed. |
Deadass, I ain't playin' around! | Truly, I am not jesting! |
They deserve props for that dope dance routine. | They merit praise for that splendid dance performance. |
He got dragged for his trash talk. | He was chastised for his insolent discourse. |
Her drip, blingin' with jewelry, was fire. | Her attire, adorned with jewels, was resplendent. |
Facts, my G, you speak the truth. | Indeed, my friend, you utter the truth. |
You ain't just a friend, you fam to me. | Thou art not merely a companion, thou art as family to me. |
I'm finna go on a lit adventure. | I am preparing to embark on an exciting journey. |
He finesse his way outta every situation, smooth AF. | He deftly maneuvers through every circumstance, quite smoothly. |
Check out her fit, it's on point. | Behold her attire, it is well-appointed. |
He loves to flex about his accomplishments. | He doth revel in boasting of his achievements. |
I can't go to the party, FOMO is real. | I cannot attend the gathering, for the dread of missing out is overpowering. |
My video made it to the FYP, I'm so hyped! | Mine video hath graced the 'for thee' page, I am greatly elated! |
She's gassing me up with compliments. | She doth inflate my ego with flattery. |
He's the GOAT of basketball. | He is the greatest of all time in the sport of basketball. |
You absolutely went off at the talent show! | Thou didst absolutely shine at the exhibition of talents! |
I'm creating a GRWM video for my followers. | I am crafting a 'get ready with me' video for mine followers. |
Highkey, that secret is now known to all. | Openly, that concealed matter is now manifest. |
I'm dead, that meme was too funny 💀. | I am deceased, that jest was exceedingly comical 💀. |
This song is a true bop, it makes me dance! | This song is verily a delightful tune, it doth inspire dancing! |
IYKYK, it's an inside joke only we understand. | If thou knowest, it is an inside jest known only to us. |
Pass me that jawn over there. | Hand me that object yonder. |
She's such a Karen, always asking to speak to the manager. | She is a true Karen, forever demanding to converse with the overseer. |